The Snark Tank - #257: Black Myth: Wukong GOTY?

Episode Date: August 26, 2024

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Oh, no, I'm gonna say... They're well-connected. We are not. Yeah, absolutely. And that's why they can do it and we can't. I want to show you guys, um, oh, I thought it was going to, to show me the entire list.

Oh, it should if I go to... Carbonated water. Carbonated water. That is disgusting. Sir, no one's ever burped on this podcast before, and let's never have that happen again. Yeah. I want to burp so hard I throw up on the mic. I don't know if the audience is familiar with this video, but there's a video that I share

every now and again because I love it so deeply. And it's this, this fat guy at a baseball game. I hate that video. Oh, my God. It seems bad. Like, it's not funny at a point yet like, like, ha, ha, ha, oh. Let me explain it. There's this guy at a baseball game.

I think it's a baseball game. I'm pretty sure. It looks like a Yankee Stadium type place. The way that his build is a baseball fan build. You know exactly what I mean. And he's just sitting in one of the chairs like exceptionally by himself. Like people have like very clearly like walking around. And he's got his, he's got his hand up to his mouth like this.

and he's just like vomiting all over himself but he's not moving like I feel like normally when you vomit or at least like when I vomit last time I remember throwing up I remember like dry heaving and I'm like I'm kind of like it's really hard to sit still

because it's just kind of like you're feeling like your body's convulsing for the inside you feel a really gross kind of warm inside you that you're like oh you're like dry heaving you're retching but he's it's almost like he just sits there and opens his mouth and it falls out of him. He's expelling.

Yeah. There's people that there's these chugging champions that somehow they just open their throats. So there's no gulping. That's insane. I don't know how to do that. You can do that, but your instinct is not to do that because you think you're going to drown.

I know people who can just throw up like that on command and just open their mouth and vomit falls out. I used to be able to do it. It's crazy. Because I'm like, YMS can do that. Yeah, again. I think I saw him do it once. You saw him do it.

I saw this happen. I think you told me this story when he came. back from like sometime at VidCon. Yeah. I just saw him just spew vomit out. Yeah, I don't, I don't remember if it's one of these things where it's like, I can't remember if it was in person or if it was a video, you know what I mean?

Yeah. Just because like I associate, there are people that I've met in person and seen in video that I can't necessarily delineate. It all mash, meshes together. But like, I've seen him do it in some way or another. And it's upsetting. You used to be able to do that? Mm-hmm.

I don't believe you. Swear. If I drink in the water. Was it after you broke your ribs? I just shipped them around and it cuts. I told me, you just comes and it throws up. When you broke your ribs, were you able to suck your penis? No, it's not that kind of break.

It was more or less like if I would have tilted forward at all, I would have passed out. Oh, so I could have attempted it. That's if you, yeah. It's like, I was asleep on my teeth. And I'm like, you wait. Imagine you try, you break your ribs and then you try to suck your own dick. And you puncture your fucking heart. And you succeed, but then you're.

back snaps and then they find you. That's it with your lips around your cock. A little way to go. With your back broken. The idea folded like a wishbone. The idea of you trying to suck your own dick, you're piercing your heart with one of your fucking jaggats and you die like a vampire but you were

sucking your own dick with a fucking broken broken fucking rib cage in your heart. You feel it pierce your heart and you keep going. And you don't stop. You're like, it's too late now. You notice the pain? You realize. You realize. it and you're like yeah

yeah you're already in too deep might as well just keep going mine's on my lips on my cock real quick yeah yeah like that if you fail now you fail for nothing right yeah it's just like you might as well

succeed and go out successful just keep digging you know it's the only you know it's the only reason I want to be in shape so you suck your own dick yeah I don't want to find out

I'm got a sucking dick I don't really need to know I feel like I've at that moment it's like let me look it okay I gotta be sucking more dick here's the thing

I don't know if you guys, I don't know if you guys ever felt this. I don't if you guys ever felt weird sucking on a tit or something and you're like, this is probably not that much different other than like there's the forward and back motion that's probably missing. Yeah, I know. Have you like felt like kind of a little bit awkward? Like this is like the way that I'm sucking on this nipple. I will say in general. I have stuck milk out of tities before.

So I've been in a very. You've done that? Yeah. So you've smashed a milf? I smashed a girl I was pregnant when I was younger. Yeah. That is just just another level of like you don't need to do that I've like it's my life is levels of sexuality where like I didn't need to do this and I kept like oh it's will be cool then I'm like I didn't need to do this. I'm gonna be honest man like I've never really the weird thing is I've never I've never considered because I've never really considered that right to try to do that but also that does seem kind of cool. It was one of my friends got.

One of my friends got pregnant right out of high school. And then she broke up with the guy she was pregnant with. Nice. And then she could. Right after, right after. And then she was just like, dude, I've been on a dry spell for like seven months. And I was just like, oh, they weren't smashing. Fuck.

She broke, they broke up. Well, oh, she was on a dry spot after they broke up. Yeah. So it was like, I was like, I'll fucking do it. Like, a teenage boy being corny. Like, yo. But then I did it. And I was like, I don't think I should have done that.

Yeah, you felt. I felt really bad. Yeah. Why? Because there was someone. I was just kid inside of her, you know? That's what made me feel really gross. But you already knew that it was going to be even a co-parenting thing at the most.

It is, it is something. It's one of those things where it's like, I'm going to do this. Then you do it. You're like, I didn't need to do this. I could have just not done this. Of course. That's so many life experiences. That is almost every sex expatriated in my life where I'm like, oh, this is the

fucking right thing to do. And then you realize like, I really didn't do this. One night stand type of things. Like if you're doing it's always that. I don't, it is so rare when you've had like a one night stand. You're like one of the movies. You're like, yeah. Yeah.

And you fucking, you know, when you click your heels together, you jump and click your heels together. It's usually not that moment. You jump and flick your heels together after a one night stand. It's crazy. For me, it's like, that's like, it's like playing with action fingers and then smoking a cigarette. That is so crazy. That is so, it's so juxtaposed maturity-wise.

One-night stand. Yeah. It's always like you do this and then you're like, dang, I was like, for me, it was like, what nice things I'd do it? I'm going to be like, I really wish I had someone I was in love with instead of like this. It's always, that was my whole life. To me, it's only like that if it was, if it ended in a awkward way. Like, I've had ones where, where I'm like, okay, everything seemed cool. But then as soon as like I finished, it was almost, it almost felt like transactional.

Like if you're paying for like That's scary I haven't had one of those Like like Like the she like basically what it was Was maybe at a certain point Like everything was cool But then she's kind of like

I don't know if she's like Like metaphorically looking at her watch Like can we wrap this up kind of a thing Where else The idea that is crazy Like it was just kind of like So what are you gonna do? I've heard that before

And I was just like I've looked at my watch I've never done that I don't think I've ever smashed with the watch I bought a watch just to look at it Just to look at it There's nothing about it situation.

There's something about that. You're cold. It wasn't even on. It was an Apple Watch that had been uncharged for months. You guys are cold. I can't do that. Let me tell you one of the worst experience I ever had. There was this girl that I...

Remember to laugh at it. Yeah, you can. No, you can. This is actually... It's not a funny story, but if it turned out to be funny, please. Oh, yeah, for me. Yeah, for him. This wasn't traumatic to me.

This was just like... This was just, yeah, I'm not a pussy. So the thing... You're a fucking cunt about that shit, dude. You're the only person that is so unceremoniously rude about that. It's crazy. Everybody else is like, oh, that's kind of unfortunate. You're like, oh, you're gay.

I'm sorry that I was raised by savages, man. You're just a bad person? It is a difference, dude. I mean by bad of savages, too. When it comes to that particular subject, I just wasn't instilled with the empathy that I should be. Respect for people's sexuality when they're men. I am for, like, people who. who I perceive as weak,

women, you know, like, stuff like that. Like, there's, what's your fucking story? So,

okay, long story, sure, there's this girl that, I was, we were in and out, like kind of, relationship kind of a thing.

Right, right. And, we had like one night, one encounter where she was just like, because I'm not really into, like,

a lot of, like, uh, role playing or doing anything like that. It's not really my thing. Of course, no. But she was just like,

one of the, just randomly was kind of doing this very submissive thing. and like it was very i wasn't particularly into it but at the same time i'm like okay cool whatever but as soon as like i'm done hey i'm jesse palmer host of the bachelor with some exciting news after more than 20 years of drama the bachelor mansion is getting is getting my bad a makeover your favorite former contestants move back into the mansion to spill their secrets refreshed rooms and win the

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. It was like immediately, like she stopped that thing immediately. Right. It was so sudden that it was like, it was almost like if you were to, you know, how there's the meme of you smash a girl, you immediately call her a cat. Like you roll over and a complete fall asleep or something. Right, right.

It was the equivalent. I've definitely done that before. I mean, I've definitely felt asleep within minutes. I don't know if it was probably one of the most like, like, oh, you were so clearly not into this. Right. And it wasn't even my idea. So it was so bizarre that she was like, oh, yes, like, whatever she was calling me. I don't remember like some sort of subservient thing.

I don't remember if it was master or whatever. It was something like, if she said master, I would have remembered that. That would have been awesome. That's great. I would have married. I would have busted immediately. You were married. You were married.

You were married. Oh. But yeah, it was one of those things. as soon as it was over, she was like, all right, kind of a thing. And I'm like, what? That's very strange. I was like, what was?

I felt so like, I don't understand the whole role play thing. Like, I'm not, what was Dungeons and Dragons? What are we doing? Yeah, what is this shit. I'm not a fan. I'm not a fan of that. What?

It's a job. What about dirty talk? What do you guys think about that? Don't talk to me all the time. I have sex with you. I want to be dead silent. I want dead. I want dead.

I want like in a middle of a desert silent. Like I can hear, I can hear the blood in my peasant. my penis moving around. That is how I play. That's insane, by the way. Yeah, I play, I have this 10-hour loop of room tone that I blast at like so. So like what is? Wait, wait.

How does that work? So it's ambient sound, but really loud. Yeah, yeah. It's like it's, it's clipping. Very. It's clipping. It's clipping room tone. You hear like.

And that's all. That's the only thing I want to hear. You hear your house sometimes. Like, sometimes you're like, sometimes you're saying you're, you're here like creaking of the place you live. That just happens. Yeah. Here's,

yeah. No. So like that, but imagine that but extremely loud. Do you live in a haunted house? Actually scary. Yeah, I think you live.

Yeah, my windows open and shut on their own sometimes. And sometimes like a shadowy figure walks out of my closet says help me and it gets pulled back in. And you've never done anything about that. He just. Yeah. It must be something with the foundation. If I happen in every home I live in,

that's a problem. Oh, yeah. They're just following you. Some comes, my own room had like a fucking walking closet and it comes out. There's no clothes. You got to deal with this. Help! You got to deal with it.

I'm sure at some point you fucking, you, you, you banged a girl on an Indian burial ground. You busted on some, you know, Native American remains. I am too. Like, whatever. Get over it, dude. Yeah, but still. So what? They need to rest in and your seat is.

You're still on them. So I saw on Twitter, we can move on to some of the topics after this. But like I saw on Twitter. this uh i don't know how twitter is and it's like political and there was like this this clip of like people like toppling tombstones and the head the the headline or the caption or whatever was Zionists um desecrate Christian cemetery sorry guys it's okay don't worry about it turn it on so i can hear that stupid racist meme you should be oh that would have been horrible that would been horrible.

But so I was looking at it and they were like toppling the tombstone, right? And it's like greaty footage of people toppling the tombstone. I don't know if it's Zion. I don't know if it's a Christian cemetery. I just know that people were desegrating a tombstone. Yeah. And I was thinking like, cemeteries feel just really incorrect to me now. I don't know if, I don't know when this necessarily happened in my life that I felt this way.

But you know they're kind of shams as a thing. Well, no. I just mean like, why are we burying people in the first place? Like, what are we doing? We got, that's a, that's a Europe. It's very much so like a European thing. Like, we got that from them. They're like, hey, put people in the ground.

Well, I feel like that can't be true. I feel like back in the day. Because we, every of the culture doesn't do that. What do they do, though? Well, a lot of them, a lot of them burn them. They fuck, because they burn them sort of spirit and a soul can just leave. Like, they can go somewhere else. That can't be a solely European thing.

I don't believe. I think it's particularly European. Well, it might be, it might be majorly, but like, there's no way. I don't have any. Not entirely, of course. There probably other places. Like, are there no Chinese cemeteries? Yeah, I'm not going to pretend like I know the origins of it.

Like, yeah. It's just like, I think that it at least was salvageable. It was manageable back in the day when there was way less people. Oh, yeah, probably. Yeah, we're going to out of space to bury people. Now it's like, well, the idea of. Holy shit, I never thought about that. The idea of also embalming bodies and then putting them in the ground is so fucking dumb because it's just like just at the very least let them

completely decomm, you know, I understand the reason you do that because you want to parade them around and then you don't want them to be smelling and rotting and shit while you're at the funeral, the wake or whatever. Because the thing is that, right, funerals, if I'm not mistaken, aren't they like, I forgot where they are, they're gay. Well, they are gay. No. Like, the way we have funerals in, like, America, I forgot what country.

I heard about what country is from is. I'm drawing a blank from it. But, like, I know for Taino people, like, us, we would just, we would burn the bodies. Well, look, I, we would have the celebration for, like, a few days. Yeah. burn the body. It would just go away. Well, for me, I don't know. I was just looking at it from like a perspective of like, man, that's a tombstone that's

being desecrated right now, and I bet no one gives a shit. You know what I mean? I bet no one, I bet like, there's a pretty strict, there's a pretty high possibility that that tombstone has been around since like the 17th, like the fucking 800s. And it's some guy who no one, there's no shot anybody goes to visit it. No one remembers them. So it's just like, I don't know, that happens to every tombstone. They eventually just get like fucking forgotten and then they're just sitting there and it's

kind of sad. I know people, but I clean tombstones. And I was like, what is wrong with you? Like, what the fuck are you doing cleaning? I think it's not related to you. Culturally, culturally. I think that's kind of nice. If it's not related to me, I'm not, no.

I'm just like, what am I doing? I feel like I'm disrespectful being here where it is. I don't know. I think that's kind of nice. But like, that's what's sad about it is the fact that it's just like all of these will get forgotten eventually. Because what the fuck? Because realistically, like, what do you want to do? Every couple months you want to go back to just like dwell on this?

Like, it depends on how it happens. You know, it's like I have uncles that like they lost their kids. and they genuinely go speak to them every week. Right, but like, how long have they done that for? For years. Well, I guess you know, since they've been, since the kids been gone, they've been doing it. How long has it been? Maybe like seven years?

He's been going like every week. Let me tell you something. 15 years from now, they're not going no more. If they're still like condition of, because the thing is this, right, it just depends on how the loss happens and who it is. Like, I've, dude, I've visited my mom's grave maybe twice in my life. Right. Maybe twice a month. Granted, she's buried, like, in Rhode Island for some fucking reason.

What? And I was just like... Wait, why? Do you have family in Rhode Island? I don't know why she's there, dude. Cool hog? Quag. Married under Peter Griffin's house.

That's crazy. But he's over there for some reason. I'm like, why is she... What? I was like, bitch, I'm definitely not going to come see you. Like, you're... Yeah, that's... Like, what are really inconvenient to go.

Yeah. I mean, just generally, people are so mobile now. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, people are moving all of... over the place. It used to be like, oh, I was born here. I'll die here. My kids are born here. They'll probably die like maybe a town over. It's not that unreasonable to go visit it. Have you seen Chinese cemeteries? What's a Chinese cemetery? A cemetery in China. Yeah, but what's it? Yeah. They're huge. Well, there's a lot of big, like, big bar, like, I'm sure they're like, I'm assuming that there's probably bigger one. There may be comparable size ones, but I've never seen one. I'm sure they like pack their bodies like in the size of a lung lunch box. So they save. They like, does it. They like, does. I'm sure they like, does. They like, does. I'm not. They. They like, they. They like, does. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They They put three people in one casket and they put it down and then it's layered six times up. You're like, what in the?

I wouldn't surprise me. They must save a lot on engraving though. Yeah. You know, with like their language in general. I'm seeing a lot of a bug. It's like one fucking thing. It's like this is the first. It's just little, yeah.

Just a couple lines. It's tick-tac-toe. That's this person. We charge by that letter here. What do you think tick-tac toe means in in Chinese? I'm not even going to maybe. Maybe not anything. Let's call Mick.

Oh, yeah. Why would we draw right now? We draw our Asian friend that does not do this stuff into it. Three diagonal circles with a slash and one X in the top corner. He's our only specifically Chinese Asian friends. You know, have any other Asian friends? I mean, I do because I'm not a bigot like you. I mean, I'm a bigot, but I also have a bunch of Asian friends that are not from here.

They didn't like me. Yeah, but they're not like, I don't know many Chinese people is what I'm saying. I know Japanese, Korean, like pretty much everywhere else, really. Shout out to all my old Chinese friends I lost contact with. Ming. Anyway, the DNC happened. I don't know a single Chinese person

that doesn't have a very white person name. Well, they, because they, you know. They have two names. Yeah, it's like my Stephen, Stephen, uh, Stephen, uh, and he, I was like, what's your real name? I forgot his first name, but it's, it's, uh, he goes by Stephen King now. Because Wang is essentially like King. And, uh, that's insane.

And it was like, I was like, why don't you do, like, Stephen Wang and I was like, what's your real, he's like, he's like, don't worry. He was so Americanized. He was kind of like, don't worry about it. And he hated, like, where he came from because they're like savages. He's like, hey, you see how, uh, you see how there's, uh, on the bathroom, there's notes to say, don't throw your shitty toilet paper in the trash can. Like, that's, that's, that's where, that's those people.

And I was like, and I was like, and I was like, why are you saying this, man? I was like, it's just, because me, I was like, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's. It's cultural differences. Some cultures have bad pipes. So they don't throw anything down other than just pure waste. That is true. Yeah. And I was like, to him, that shit is disgusting.

He's a fucking beast to him. And I was like, it's not ideal. It's not, it's not great. It's not great. I've been to some countries. When you talk about, when you talk about toilet paper, the toilet paper industry and how like stupid and like genuinely corrupt it is. Because like, what you're talking about the corrupt toilet industry?

I know what you mean. No, it is. Because like, but days are. 100% way I know what he means. Those are not. They are literally. What are you gay? Well, that's not doing.

You want something tickling your ass? You want water tickling your asshole? Yes. Well, I take a shower. So yes, it tickles my asshole when I shower as well. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Do you, so you see the shower goes down. He's on his head.

I'm standing on his head. I can actively spread in my ass cheeks and then turn around and then spray the water directly into my asshole. And I'm like, he, he, he's. You are. Incredibly flexible, sir. No, I just have really good ass muscle control. Where was that?

So the shower usually goes down at like a 45 degree angle about or something. Yeah, something like that, yeah. Yeah, my assholes right under my shoulder blades. The DNC happened. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Before we go to the DNC. Nothing there. Okay, now go to the DNC.

I'm going to like the ZNC. I'm going to like the ZonC. So the DNC happened. I didn't really watch it. I tuned in for a little bit of it. You didn't catch any of like the big players? I saw, I saw Joe Biden up there. This nigga ain't gonna vote.

He ain't excited. I know, I'm gonna vote. I'm not gonna be unconvinced or convinced that at this point. At this point, you kind of ride for what you ride for, you know? It's not even really like a ride, it's just like I can't in good conscience for a convicted felon. You're for who you're for. I just, I cannot square away like you can run for president as a convicted felon, but you can't vote as a convicted felon. Like it's so, it's, it is so stupid.

The founding father is like, this is not going to happen. Like, never, right? I do love the innocence of that because that's definitely true. They were definitely like, well, this is clearly not going to happen. How could a convicted felon? Why would they do this? There are so many things that they didn't think of because why would you have to? Yeah.

And so that's why we have, what, 27 amendments, 28? How many are we out? Something like that. I don't know. Who cares? Or 28, whatever. We're close to 30. Let's just say that because there are so many, I mean, a lot of things we didn't consider.

Yeah. I wish there were some things they did consider, but, you know, but also, to be fair, to be fair, though. Some things, they probably, go ahead. Well, I was just you can say to be fair. Like, our vote literally doesn't matter. Hey, I'm Jesse Palmer, host of The Bachelor with some exciting news. After more than 20 years of drama, the Bachelor Mansion is getting, is getting, is getting. My bad.

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. Awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from yourself.

phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. Where we are at. Well, for the for the for the for the for the for the for the for the for the for the for the for the for the for the for the, like local obviously matters but like you know. I don't know man. I think the can well I think we're definitely going to think Cali's still blue. Callie's always going. You don't know just like. Well, no, no, no, it's, it's, I think the conservative conscience in general of the country's changed a lot. I think a lot of more people are more conservative than maybe once upon a time.

And it definitely more active voting than once before. I think that's very much so a real thing. But I think this. I don't know about that. You don't think so? Well, you're probably right, but not in the, in the areas that it matters. That's true. That might be true as well.

Yeah. Because you look at, say, Texas flip-flopping, Texas almost becoming blue because of how many people are moving to Austin, like, Dowell. and stuff like that's true reasonable people that just don't want to pay an insane amount of taxes and shit now there are also some pieces of shit they're moving to there too being like oh texas is so free Greg abbott is the shit even though he's a fucking nightmare and then also the privatized companies are fucking them and killing people when there's outages and shit but besides that people just turning into fucking popcorn in their house I was looking into some like just some I went into like this weird political rabbit hole and I was looking up like uh like what's

been going on in New York or whatever because I know that Mayor Eric Adams, like people really don't like him. Yeah, he kind of sucks. So I was trying to look at, look at like why and it just seems to be like he cuts, he cut a lot of education and stuff like that. It seems to be like the big thing. But like, I didn't realize this until like I went down this rabbit hole, but he has, he

appointed, I think, like a director of rodent migration. And that's like real. It's like a rodent czar. Like a rat king. That's amazing. Isn't that incredible? Apparently it's Apparently, like, they've got the rat population down, like, crazy, but, like... Still too many.

I think they're finally, like, putting trash in, like, trash cans, no? Isn't that, like, a thing that's happening now? Yeah. Well, he signed... They did, like, a thing where they were, like, they lower the amount of time that trash can be left out on the street significantly. So, like, that's, like, fucked the rat population, I guess, because they can't eat... Scott, because I was like, that's the primary source of them being, like, this rules.

Yeah, this is sick. Holy fuck. There's food everywhere. But the issue with New York and I... I guess specifically Manhattan. It's less of a problem in the other boroughs, I guess. But, like, there's really no alleyways in Manhattan. So, like, the trash can really only be on the street?

In that street? Like, there's no... There's no alleyways in, like, central Manhattan. So there's alleyways in, like, the Upper East Side and stuff like that. Yeah, but there's... As soon as you get out the middle of Manhattan, there's like... It's like a regular place. Right, right.

But, like, in the places where there's the densest amount of people... Which is through the middle. There are the fewest amount of alleys. So you're going to see just, you know, trash on the street. And, and, you know, I guess for like there was a whole thing. But even in alleys, it's the same difference. They'll just go into the alleys as well.

There's no, there's no avoiding a rat population in New York because of the fact. Well, there will always be rats. It's just like, I think for a while people were like, oh, yeah, a rat. This is just what this place is. Yeah. I think only recently people were like, does it have to be? Can we do something about this? That is always the question I ask if you're like, oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. We can do something about this. We should probably do something about these beasts. I remember being in like one to five and like just waiting for like the Metro North to go back home. And just seeing rats damn your stand up on her hind legs, get a ticket and sit beside me and say, hey, where you're going? I will say, like, I don't know, I have like a unique pathway through New York and L.A., I guess, because I have seen, in my life in New York, I've seen three rats. That's crazy. And just in Burbank, I've seen already like 15.

You know what I mean? So it's like, I don't understand what's going on. New York. Huh? I've seen rats eat other rats in New York. I've seen videos of that. I saw one rat get eaten by three other rats. And I was like, these motherfuckers will turn on anything.

That's how you know they're so, that's why we test things like our medicine on them because they're so clearly like us. That is the most human. The most human thing an animal could, the most human thing an animal could do is eat one of its own. I think the most human thing animal could do is, like get a gun. Like develop a tool to kill. Like taking on, getting a fucking jagged.

stick and stabbing something else with it or picking up a rocket badging something with it they were probably close I think that's why they're finally doing something yes they can somebody guns apart with a rat and a rat reached for a pistol and they were like they stepped on and they were like all right we need policy

bro ever since I've shared these these horrible stories about elephants with you have have I still love them do you love them less no I actually like them more to be honest I adore elephants like elephants ravaging humans

makes me happy. They deserve it. Yeah. You're making a wild assumption, though. I, elephants, like, it's a reason why for, like, centuries, we've just been so interacted with them because they're just not really that bad of animals. And the ones that are killing people, the people probably deserve it. I don't know.

I feel like that's an unfair assumption. People just chill with them. Like, they're, like, the elephants, like, in the back area. Thailand. Thailand and Africa. Well, the thing is there's no, no. We chill with other people and people kill people. Yeah, that's true.

But people are canaiding. We got pit bulls. You know? Pit bulls are not as violence will make them sound to be. They're more violent than elephants. They're more of, well, they're taught to be more violent than elephants.

Pit bulls are more violent because of the fact. The issue is elephant education. Yes. I think, no, I'll be honest. I think he's on to something. I think there are piece of shit,

the elephant and they're like slapping them and his stuff and pulling their trucks and shit. No, people, no, in general, in like, on a global scale, I think Americans have a particular perspective about

animals that other places just don't. Like what? We like animals more of the places, I think. I think we just kind of, we have affectionately. We have more affectionate. I don't know if that's true necessarily. I think it's definitely true. I think it's true for certain animals.

But like we, we. Um, yes. Okay, yeah, you're right. You're right about that. Because you think about like how like, I don't know where, which culture exactly. I'm specifically blanking. But like, there are places that would like, be like, why you eat cow? Like the fuck.

Yeah, India. I think, I think, okay. So the idea of that, right? I agree there is the, we are, we're more affectionate towards our pets, maybe. I think that might be a better than this. Yeah. Because we really, in America, like, when I talk to people from other countries, they're like, oh, yeah, my dog has, like, my last name.

And, like, I take it to the groomer every, because I took my dog to the groomer every, like, four months, I would get my dog groomed. And I told my agent for that, and they were like, what the fuck are you talking about? That's a beast. It, like, it, like, it, like, what the hell are you talking about? That is cultural. That is still cultural because, like, it's a cultural thing. Because the weird thing is, like, say, you know how, like, a lot of people say,

oh, they don't really care about dogs in Asia. I'm like, no, what they have is there are dogs you eat and then there are pet dogs. Well, no, it's not the dog eating. It's the idea is that like the idea of pampering and treating it like a damn near a person. Oh, like as a human. That is a thing that some places is just kind of disconnect where like they don't really have it the same way. It is definitely because of our, I think because of like Hollywood and the surreal life. Like, yeah.

There's that shit because like even I, you know, I started to people that I respected started to make Instagrams for their pets. and I instantly stopped respecting them. Because to me, I feel like that's the most, that is the most pretentious, stupidest fucking bullshit ever. I'm going to make exclusively an Instagram for my pet, as if it's the pet running the Instagram. You're a fucking psychopath. I actually do that's like really smart.

It is smart for what reason? Because it's incredibly brand safe. It makes a ton of money and it's easily shareable. Like it makes, it's actually like really intelligent to do that. If you are a creator, I'm not talking. I literally didn't say that about creator. I know. Are you just talking about just random people?

No, yeah. Most, I don't really socialize. Like, I'm, I just, I socialize regular people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so, like, it's just seeing people that are just living their lives. I'm going to make. That's pretty crazy. That's what I'm saying.

I'm like, I don't know. I could, I would love a catalog of my dog's images. Yeah, and I'm like, why are you doing this? With a pair with, like, 10 views. You're not fucking, like, Joe Rogan, like, doing it for her is my dog Marshall. I'm like, yeah, I get it. He's going to, they're going to, you're going to rope people. I get that.

This is my dog. Fucking Joe Rogan the dog. But like they get, because. But yeah, I guess they get the idea from the influencers or whatever. For sure.

Yeah, but it doesn't work for you because no one cares about you. What are you doing? Who doesn't do it? What are you doing? What does it? You're a dog means nothing.

Here's Baxter, my fish. I would love my, I would love to have a catalog of my dog. This is Eric the human, my dog. I've been thinking about Eric the human. human over the weekend. I've been thinking about it. I told Lily that she was like,

that is the dumbest fucking thing ever. Of course she thinks that man. She was like, why is it called Eric? And I was like, it is. Eric, it's a good name for a dog

that's in the mob. Eric, the human, come in. It's like really trying to walk on the hind legs. It's like, it's like, it's like,

all right, Eric, go back to regular. You don't want church yourself. It's weird to me that like dogs can walk on their hind legs. but it looks so fucking they're more or less it hop

well no they'll do it but they're like balancing and it looks so uncomfortable yeah like I saw the cats cats just kind of go up sometimes like a bear you know you ever see a bear when they're fine because bears have flat feet that's why I'm like yo this is fucking crazy cats standing up is crazy too because they actually they just stand up like

like like siren heads they're like thrillers shit they stand up like fucking xenomorphs it's fucking weird you kind of just like real up and I'm like, did she see the new alien? Nah. I've kind of not been a fan of alien for a long time.

I heard it's good. Jojo really wants to see it, but I just I, the last alien movie I saw, oh, I saw Prometheus. That was like 2012. That wasn't. That wasn't. It was weird. I mean, I was infatuated by the, the handsome Squidward's. The handsome Squidward was interesting. Yeah. I didn't like it because I just

like, I just didn't like, I don't remember anything. I don't know why I didn't like it. I just kind of was like, I didn't even hate it either either i was just kind of like i saw the one after that too covenant i didn't see yeah i didn't see how was covenant well you're just not you're not really into like xenomor's some stuff like these motherfuckers are in the future right and they land on this ship where they're like they're just there's weird shit going on right and it's like why not have mass they're in the future have like fucking they're in space travel there's red little space travel you're gonna get on a place there

It might be some sort of foreign contaminant on this thing. Sure. Go in with a futuristic mask on your face. I also, I just, I played Halo first, you know, before I really started watching it. So I'm just like, Hey, I'm Jesse Palmer, host of The Bachelor with some exciting news. After more than 20 years of drama,

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which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently. board of years recently it said 20 billion one 20 million is an insane number yeah 20 billion recovered it's actually I think somewhere north probably closer to 22 23 after this year and each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on awesome so how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan what would I do if I got into an accident probably the easiest way is

dialing pound law that's pound 529 from your cell phone we are always open our call Center is always waiting to take your call 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan from Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit 4thepeople.com for an office near you. Just use some sort of mask. Because if they had masks on, the face-hackers would jump on their face, and it'd be it. And you'd be like, whoa, this thing's weird. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. It's, it's, I like alien on. I think aliens really cool. I hear what you're saying, but it's in the same, it's in the same vein as

how since Star Wars was made in the 70s, even in like modern day, there were some things that they tried to keep, you know, kind of adhere to the technology around that time and it kind of doesn't really translate well to what we, you know, kind of takes you out of it a little bit,

but you understand why they do it. I agree. I think, I just think that's the idea. It was like the idea of facehuggers fell on my brain so hard when I instantly found out that like, these motherfuckers could just have like high-tech like fucking visors over their face.

So my question here. I don't know. It's been a while since I've seen the original alien movies. Yeah. Is it ever? So, so the facehuggers, they lay the eggs.

Yeah, they sleep in your throat. Yeah. Are they born as facehuggers? They first, for first what happens, the facehuggers is the thing, right?

They inject you with a genomorph like egg. Right. Xenomorph just takes inside of your body and takes traits of whatever it's inside of to a degree. And then facehuggers, the actual xenomorph pops out. So the xenomorph is, is, uh, the facehuggers. The facehuggers, more like the sperm cell. What did they?

Because they, they, because they, they introduced them through the Prometheus people. Oh, did they? Yeah, I just barely,

I barely remember. I remember them hatching out of the eggs. Yeah. I remember, like, I think, or, I think they created the first zimon wars or something. Well,

there's so much, don't, don't even, because it's too different. Is that not canon? Oh, There was the old original canon. Before that, where, like, they're from a planet.

So this is exactly. And then they, then they, why happens, things go on too long? Yeah. And other people take control of shit. And then they want to change can. This is exactly why I don't want to see the new one because I don't know what the fuck's happening at all. Yeah.

I was like, I could just watch it for what it is, but I kind of want to know what's going on. Pretty much this one is, I assume the idea is that when alien one is happening a little before that, before they find a ship that has the aliens on it proper or it gets to the space station. this goes on that leads directly So this is like meanwhile No I get right before No I think this is I think this is after No

Oh my God Or maybe or maybe just during like right after It's around that time I'm gonna look at it I'm gonna look it up But so my question was Ultimately is okay so because I remember the The face huggers hatching out of the eggs

By the way there's some alien fan Listening to us That's going They're fucking That is dying He's turning it to Zeno more He's ripping his penis off Like it's a hang nail

and it's like peeling all the way up his body. I remember the facehuggers hatching out of the eggs. Which means they're born as facehuggers. Yes. But then they inject a person with an egg. Yes. And then that egg becomes a xenomorph as a xenomorph baby. Yes.

So it's like two species, but they're the same? I guess. Sort of, yeah. It's like a metamorphose, right? Yeah. And then it grows rapidly into it fucking those black. Like it's a default crab thing. I think so.

It's by default, but if it finds like a host, it can become that. Yes. Okay. That's what I think. And if an alien fan, if you're freaking out, feel free to, you're probably already typing right now, so whatever. Yeah, yeah. What happens is when you hear this, their hands turn into Facebookers. Just fucking eggs everywhere.

I'm so mad. Yeah, I just, I don't know. I never really liked, I never really liked Alien. I was a predator guy. That's crazy. I love Alien. I was a brighter guy. I don't.

I just get so taken out of, like, I don't know, man. This is, like, so far in the future. And, like, these, these, these, I love sci-fi. These, I like sci-fi a lot. But it's, like, an industrial kind of, like, fucked future. It's not, it's not, like, Mass Effect where everything's, like, pristine and cool. Because, like, a lot of different aliens and shit. Imagine the xenomorphs and, like, Mass Effect, dude.

Like, a Krogan would just beat the fuck out of one, you know? Well, they have, uh... But they're really, they're really, I think the idea of them being, like, ultimate predators is really cool, right? Like, they are, like, not... You know what I mean? But like the idea of like these are like the most scary creatures like they have all this shit. But it's like they're like at this point we have like laser guns and we have like fucking space travel. I just think they're like supposed to be like a zirg, you know.

Yeah, it is supposed to be out of it. And I'm like, I don't really, I just can't really care that much. But I think xenomorph in design are insanely cool. I feel like that's really the major appeal. I think that's the major appeal. Like if they look if they looked goofy at all, I don't think it would have taken off at all. I just, I like, I think predators look cool as well, but I just don't like them with their mass off. Well, their armor is fucking sick, yeah.

When they turn into like the Rastaman with the four, the four jaws. I like that because I just like the idea of creating an alien that's not like appealing because there are so many fucking bugs and creatures on these planet on this planet that look fucking disgusting. Yeah. And so I'm like, why can't something morph into some Rasta fucking bug alien dude? Come on. And then I love how, Look at my mind doubles. The elites are just the combination of two of them,

which I think is really, really cool. I think I love elites. I think they're like one of the coolest things ever. Yeah. I like that, like, I mean,

you grew up with that like so. Yeah. I mean, my reference is to elites. When I look at both of them, I'm like, oh, the elites do this better than both of you guys do.

I don't know. I, I, I, I, I, I, Xenomorphs fucking one of the coolest designs probably ever.

I think they're like, I think they look more than elites. I think, yeah. I mean, I love elites, but like, I don't think they're as, I think they're, just artistically speaking. Like, there's just like, they're very clearly designed xenomorphs to be like striking, like design. They're meant to be, elites are designed to be more like just like. Hey, I'm Jesse Palmer, host of The Bachelor with some exciting news.

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Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north,

probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Realistic like organisms, I think. Yeah. I think they take pieces of both of those things and they put them in like a more like

realistic way because they're definitely both predators and. Yeah, yeah. But the thing to me is just like I'm a sucker for any kind of like, it's a derelict space station. People are trying to survive. Things are fucked. You could do that a million times and I would eat it up. I love that. It's why I love Dead Space. I've seen Jason X.

I have not seen Jason X. Well. Is that Jason X? That movie is so fucking Lance Reddick's in that movie. He is? Wait, wait. Jason X is he in space? I've never seen Jason X.

You've never seen Jason X? Listen, I love. I've seen that movie so many times. That is insane. saying. I've never seen a Jason movie. Pretty much, well, see, that's, um, you never seen Friday 13th? Oh, well. So don't, don't. Don't. Wait, that, no, that's, the first one is fucking awful. No, the, hollow, this Halloween is Michael Myers. Elm Street's even worse. I don't know. I feel like, I don't like, those are, but they're, to me, they're silly. But they're silly, they're silly. They're just funny. I just thought they're, they were, they were too, too, too campy for me. It was a little bit too, it's like, uh, the 60s Batman to me. It's a little too campy for me to enjoy. I think what happened is, Ramey saw those as a kid and you was like this shit is fucking ridiculous. Let's make it more ridiculous.

And he made Evil Dead and he's like, Jackpot. See, Evil Dead is great because, say, Nightmarine L Street, I still, you should consume as a compilation.

Like, like, that's it. Of the greatest hits. Of all the kills. That's, don't watch the movies. It's fucking all,

everything in between is ass. I think, I don't know, man. Horror movies as a whole are really hard movies to make. Because horror movies skirt the line of comedy so slightly that if you fuck up like two times this is a comedy movie. Well, Ramey knows that I think That's why evil dead is great I think that's why it is funny

Yeah I think in particular evil dead one it's like a bit more serious and it's some silly There's some dumb moments you laugh at But Evil Dead too is just like tone it up to the 11 and let's just get fucking wild Yeah And Army of Darkness guy just like out of pocket I don't like I don't like Army of Darkness man I like medieval shit so that's just me I think I love medieval shit I think that movie is so fucking It's so silly

The comics are great though For that stuff The skeleton that like It was like doing that dumb face gag with him It's so stupid I love it though The biggest issue with Army Darkness to me is that it's not called medieval Dead that really bothers the hell out of me

I know that it was supposed to I know that like I think that was the idea Was that it would evil dead and medieval dead They always wonder about that like when the obvious thing doesn't happen. It was like the studio was like nobody knows what Evil Dead is. So call it something else. But people know what Army of Darkness is?

Well, it was like they needed like a catchier name. Something like yeah, I get it. It's like Army of Darkness sounds like something like like a 13 year old would be like really fucking excited to see. It's like secret wars like yeah. It's like just call it that.

Exactly. But to me it's just like I don't know medieval dead sounds if I was like 13 or whatever when that movie came out, I mean like medieval dead. What the fuck is that? Look man. The amount of, the amount of medieval cartoons that came out. like King Arthur and the Knights of Justice.

You had one of the most popular toys in the 90s medieval spawn, which Todd McFarlane just launched another Kickstarter for it. And I'm, I want it. Like the comic line? So basically, yeah, the original comic line,

the original line of toys. Then they're finished the comic line. So, like, well, they're just doing, like, they're mainly,

they're focusing on the line of toys. Like, they're like, okay, here is a modern version of, so they did spawn one. And then now they're doing medieval spawn, which was like the blue one.

And that one was probably the most popular song. Right. No, he has a sword He probably has an axe too But he has a fucking dope-ass shield So this one's like all super intricate now It's 50 something dollars But then the shipping they're like

Oh, it's gonna be $25 and I'm like I'm not buying it Just just because you know It obviously wouldn't cost $25 to ship I'm fucking I was just like the fact that they're just nickel and dime you I'm not supporting I've been super into like action figures lately And I've been like really trying to like I'm gonna get only four

Or I gotta choose four ones that I really want And I can't go over that Only four Yeah, because if I go in... You just keep them in the box? Huh? Just for collectibles? I'm going to play with them.

I'm going to play with them. You're not going to play with them. You're going to play with them? I'm going to clear off my desk one day. And I'm going to be like, all right, Spider-Man, Black Suit versus Gohan. You're not going to. You know what's crazy, though? Is that like we, I don't think we can do that anymore.

Not even like socially. I don't even think it's like a social thing. I think it's like literally like impossible. No, our imagination. My imagination isn't off yet. It isn't off yet. It's still there somewhat. But it's weakening.

I swear, I swear it's there. Look, I, so. Not in the same way though. Not quite in the same way for sure. My friend said that too back in high school. You know what happened? I might, I might be doing it and think it's stupid in my brain. I'll be like, stop having fun.

This is dumb. And I'll be like, I don't know if that's got like, because literally I have, it's just the complete desire is gone for me. Where before I, it was, there was lore. All of them, the dimensions would merge and stuff. And each room would be a different realm and all. I still acted. I still acted. I know exactly.

That was back when fucking life. was a grand. I'd be on my, I'd crawl into my living room with my toys and it'd be like the fucking wide open area of like a desert and I'm like, this is fucking sick. I'll write blast toys. Shoot Spider-Man with that gun you got. And he's like, what my black? Like no, a gun, a real gun, blast him. Dude, I have a very vivid memory of being on the top of my bunk bed and I was, I had this Wolverine with retractable claws and he was fighting strong guy. And it was like a cliff scenario. I remember being so in it. And like, you. Wolverine can survive pretty much anything.

So strong guy hits him off the cliff, but my toy exploded. And immediately, the entire scenario just went, gone on regular floor in my room, exploded Wolverine. Like, I'd never been taken out of my imagination so fast.

You were like, oh, no, fuck, he exploded. I wish I could, I don't, I, I still play D,

I still play D&D's like that. It's still that. It's still that exact same like, well, not the exact same. same. It's a little more rules given to it that give it more like of actual structure. Yeah. But it's not the same as what

it was when I was younger. Definitely. I feel like I even used to be able to play with them better. You know what I mean? Like I feel like when I was moving Spider-Man, I could hold him in a way that would make him move like, like, animated. There's no way that's true, but like it felt like it. I don't know. It's, our maddudges are so pure

back then. When's the last time you played with your toys? The last year last year. For me, it was like, it was like 12. It probably had to be sometime in middle school probably sixth grade yeah it was probably like six grade when I had my it was a wild one I had all the last ones I had in my house and I went through like one like fucking huge scenario

You planned your last one? No it's the last one I was like a really big war And I was like I'm just gonna fucking put my twosers I think it's puberty man Like when I think about the time I stopped playing with them I think it was when like you know My body was like all right you have like You have come now

Like not just like not just like a little bit of semen Because like like I remember being young and like like oh what's this you know like but like say when you're actually you could possibly get someone pregnant i think that's when it just goes away the cum takes away your imagination because at least i'm thinking about like it's not like i made the conscious decision to like i don't want to play with toys right yeah literally no desire yeah i think maybe they were supplanted by video games yeah um maybe we have to ask old people about that then like say because they didn't have any video games.

They'd have the first kid at 14. They'd be like, well, I guess I'm not with this. But then it would support Mariga being the cum. Because they're like, they immediately started busting. Yeah, I don't know. I don't remember the last time.

I know it was Spider-Man actual figures for sure. I miss it. But I remember the last time. I miss having those adventures. Like making these, I even had the, I would put in the time to make a stop motion animation. And now I have zero desire to put it because that's fucking takes forever. Dude, I just do the same thing.

Yeah. Stop motion's difficult. It's, well, it's mostly time consuming Because each frame you got to keep Repositioning the fucking thing Somebody did that shit for us The Snark Tank animated Oh yeah, with the

No, it wasn't Lego It was it Some of them were Lego Some of them were Was there any bionicles One was a genji One was a bionicle And the other one was a bionicle

And the other one was a bionicle Shirts from like Lego L'N To say bioncle And it was like This shirt is given to me Buy uncle Dude, that's so dumb. I don't know.

I don't know. I would be curious. I'm imagining that's still there. That it's different. What's really crazy too is like, we used to have like... Hey, I'm Jesse Palmer, host of The Bachelor with some exciting news.

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And it's not even, I understand that there's like a nostalgia aspect to this, but I actually think it's like probably like verifiable. There was a point in time when we were kids where the quality of action figures like kind of skyrocketed and then they like, I saw it and happen. Like, while I was in high school, like, my younger, like, nephews would come over with their, with their, um, action figures from, like, stuff that I still liked. But I, I had toys to compare. And I was like, this is, like, a way worse Spider-Man than the one that came out for Spider-Man, too. What the fuck is that? It's like, it's less articulated.

It's, like, less detailed. The paint is fucked. It feels cheaper. What the fuck's going on? I know exactly what they did. They did the same thing they did with, like, with, like, food on the market where, say, I was such an avid fan of Doritos. I noticed when they shrunk the bag, like the 99th since bag became way smaller. Oh, yeah.

And then the normal size was like a buck 29. And then they raised it to something, whatever. It just, and if you look at those, the articulate toys now, they're like, say, I got a couple of these Mortal Kombat 11 toys for my birthday. And these things are like 20 something, $30. And they move in the way that a $10 tour used to move. Right. So they just doubled, tripled, a problem. Like this, I had a Spider-Man.

I still have it at home. It's sitting on my desk in my parents' place. But that has like the articulation where he, you could pose him like any kind of, like any Spider-Man cover that you've ever seen, which is crazy because he's like notoriously flexible. And that was like probably less than like 15 bucks maybe. Yeah. Maybe like 20 on the high end.

And that has the same articulation as that fucking $100 fucking Jemiriqui that I have. And it's like the same level of quality. I'm like, what the fuck occurred? That makes sense. Just the idea of how one at that time, how much more popular action figures were in general than they are now. They're just no one near. That's true. I guess they were probably more worth. They were probably more worth investing in when we were kids because we were at like the peak, I guess.

Yeah. Of a, yeah. It's very true. All of everyone had like a fucking, what was it called the, um? I mean, people, so I knew some people that had toy boxes. They never had a toy box or like a toy chest. I had a toy chest. I had a, like a drawer.

Yeah. I think I had like a, like, I had my clothes in my dresser and then I had a drawer like with the toys in it. And they were all, which was like a not smart thing to do because like at some point they would get all scuffed up. Like some of them would stain the other ones. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I had a Majun Boo that I beat the shit out of it. He had just, he was covered in like fucking, it was like I drew on him with all sorts of markers. Yeah, I had like Spider-Man's knee ink on him.

I had fucking Goku's heels. It's crazy I remember I had um So there was a Fisher Price Big football That was like Oh the chest

Yeah I know what that is Oh you mentioned this before I had that when I was younger And I would go inside of it Because I could fit in it When I was little And then my cousin would just be like I'm gonna sit on this and not let you out

And I just like well I'm just inside this toy chest You know I had a lot of You're just good And I'm just like You know I had a lot of When I was a kid I had a lot of I had a lot of toy cars

I guess it was a point in time where I was like really into cars. I had quite a few cars because my Hot Wheels would give me cars and I'd be like Hot Wheels. And it would be the transition like transition and it turned into like now they're into cars racing and then it would get out and it'd be transition

to me grabbing the toys again. Yeah. With them fighting stuff like that. But dude I would have it was so weird though because I would have I had Hot Wheels. Yeah. But I also had just like really like somewhat well detailed versions of just like real bland cars

that you could like open the doors Oh, yeah. And I was just like driving around and I would just pretend to drive because I was like, I just wanted to drive when I was like. When you're a child, you want to drive like really bad for some. Of course. I hate it. I hate everything.

I like driving still. Yeah. Maybe not here. I would probably hate driving here. I love driving when we're back upstate. It is space. Yeah, because you get to open the windows. You get to roll down.

You get the nice breeze. You get to blast music really is what it. Going fast and blasting music feels really great. Yeah. Going fast down Route 9. But you can't go fast here because everything's fucking. Go die. You'll go fast to a person.

You'll die. You'll get pulled over or you can't go fast at all because there's traffic. Yeah. You can't go fast in the traffic. It's awesome. It's going to be it. Anyway. Yeah.

I want to start this merging randomly into lanes and it's causing disasters. I mean like regular people already do. Yeah. Speaking of, I guess, video games supplanting action figures. Black Myth, Wu Kong is out. Wukong. Wu Kang Wu Kang

Is that who that Wu Kang there There's that game science game From China Yeah China China China You weren't supposed to have that game

Isn't that crazy What? You weren't always gonna have it What are you talking about? They weren't always gonna put that game over here Yeah they were Not always According to who

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If I'm not mistaken, I could be wrong, I guess, but I thought they were just not going to have that game. You probably are. That would be really stupid. No, I mean, we wouldn't have. I mean, we've known, I mean, we've known about that game for a long time. Yeah, this game like, yeah, when they, I remember the teaser fucking,

20 or something? Yeah, I was like, they teaser it's so long ago. Yeah. With that, like, that one fight. Monkey man. Okay, was it like a minotaur? I can't remember what it was. It was something like, yeah.

It was a really cool creature design. I remember I was like, oh shit, this game looks sweet. But 2,000 years later, like, oh, yeah, this game's coming out. Yeah, and it's finally out. Apparently it's pretty good. Like, pretty glowing reviews. It's very popular in China, obviously. And people aren't used to seeing that, I think, because the numbers are crazy high.

It's like smashing Eldon Ring and smashing all these other things. Yeah. And it's like, how was this game so fucking popular? How is it coming overnight? It's so popular. It's like, yeah, because it's out in a place where the population is crazy. Yeah. Obviously, it's going to do mega well.

Yeah. Did other ring not go to China? I mean. I'm sure it did. It probably, it's just in the same vein as, let's put it this way. There are some countries that really support. And this was always really funny. What do you think about like one of the NBA All-Star games?

There was a Georgian playing in the NBA. And back then voting used to matter. Like, where you would vote the All-Star voting, the people would vote. And so Georgians, there was like 3 million people in their population, but they fucking almost all of them voted for that guy. So he ended up being a starter when he's one of the, he's not one of the best players of the league.

What was it again? Some Georgian, I don't remember this fucking guy's name, but that's the whole point. They kind of rigged the system. And so what I'm saying is, I think because this is such a significant event for Chinese gaming, that because when you look at their gaming market and, like, say, how popular some of their fucking gasha games are and stuff like that, those motherfuckers pay money. They show out. So I think they show it out for this game because when I looked 24, just over 24 hours later, I looked at the amount of reviews that were just on Steam. So over 200,000 already, I was like, what the fuck, dude?

I was like, and then, you know, this was funny. Was it like mixed or mostly positive? No, overwhelmingly positive. So at the time when I was trying to, I'll tell you in a second, like I had some problems with the games that some other people having some other people having some of the six thousand negative reviews. And most of them were just because the problems that were having. So like with a lot of the some of the CPU, some of the 13th and 14 generation CPUs, people are having some fucking issues. Or it depends. Some people are actually having graphics card issues.

So there's people They were doing these things I was looking on Reddit to see Because you would open it And you would get this error Saying that you're fucking You have no more memory on your video card And I'm like that's impossible

I didn't do anything So it would be loading It would be loading the shaders And then it would just crash At like something percent And so I was looking at seeing What people's solution was Because the developers had a solution

They said lower your The clocking Or Disable the Shaped The Shack But then they said if you do that, it'll probably still crash later on in the game. And I'm like, well, what the fuck kind of solution is that? So many different things.

Basically what worked for me, they released an update for the BIOS like just last week for the one that I have. And so I had to do that whole dumb thing when you boot it up. You put the fucking driver on the fucking USB and you had to, they're like, we recommend you not only backup your shit, but also have a power source that could never shut off. Because why you're updating your bios, if you happen to have a power outage, it'll brick your fucking motherboard. So basically, I shouldn't even done it because I don't have, you know, but I was just like, I haven't had a power source and outage since I've been here. I'll be fine.

So I was like, I'm fine. It's only going to take a few minutes. Can you imagine if that would have, I would have been, I would have deserved it. We get the big earthquake. But yeah, it took me, it took me about a half hour to figure out what the fuck was wrong. So I did that. I updated it, it worked, and then I pretty much turned off the game because I was like, it was already 2.30 in the morning. I might get it.

So, so the, uh, it seems fucking awesome. The game is absolutely gorgeous when I just looking at the, the graphics when I loaded. It's a gorgeous game. I was like, holy shit. I just, like, for me, I'm just like, I'm looking at it. I'm like, this looks cool, but like, I think I'm just kind of burned out on souls kind of, kinds of games. People said it's, it's, it's, it's not really that. It's different enough.

Is it like more of an action game? Yeah. Yeah. Like a DMC or yeah. I noticed when like looking at some of the things about it, I was like, oh, this, I like the change of pace where it's not just, oh, you make a couple of wrong moves, you're fucking dead. And you're like, oh, God, I dropped on my shit, you know, and all this. You know, just like the repetitive. Because I know what you see.

Because that was one of the reasons why I was like, oh, well, I had enough of Eldon Ring. Yeah, like, I'm good. Like, I put like 175 hours into it. And like, I got to the point where I was like, I was beating. boss after boss and not feeling anything. So I was just like, all right, I'm done. Like, this is not, this is not worth it really at this point. Yeah, I mean, to be fair, I actually wouldn't have gotten the game.

It just came with the graphics card that I have. Oh, okay. So, like, it was one of those things that are like, oh, you get a code. Oh, that definitely helps. That's kind of like, that's like when those games are like, what is it? Like, when they say like Wii sports is like one of the best selling games at all time. It's like, yeah, of course. Well, because it's, yeah, pre-installed.

Came with the fucking Wii. So anybody that had like, I think it was, you know, the qualifying series. which I think I just have like a 4070 or something. I don't remember. And then you just, you get a code. I think I have like a 30 or something. I'll probably just get on PlayStation.

Yeah, I might have one. Because I heard it runs fine on PlayStation if you just do like performance mode. So it's like, I'm just going to do. I can't, I cannot be, I can't possibly be fucked that the boot up drivers on it.

Oh, to do what you have to do? No shot. It's so stupid. That's one of the worst things. That's one of the things I hate about PC gaming generally. And it seems like it's been pretty smooth for like the last several years. So the same.

second I even think about having to do something like archaic like that. This was dumb. I saw people saying I had a boot. I had a launch in compatibility mode of Windows 8 and then I need to do this. I swear to God. No, dude. I swear to God. I was looking at some of the things that people were doing.

I was like, I'm not doing that. So I did take the time to, because the most. I'm going to shove my knife in compatibility mode with your fucking head. If you tell me that, I swear to God. That is the worst possible thing for me to hear. If it was, I wish it was just easy like, say, you know, like there's drivers. that are already in your computer that you just kind of reinstall or something

or automatically update or whatever when you're to a source. No, this one was literally finding out what your fucking model was. I've never once thought ever what my model of my motherboard was. Like the model of it. I think I only thought about that once

when I got the box. Like you just know it. And I saw it and I was like, hmm, that's an interesting name. I don't know it today. I don't know what I remembered it at the time when I was reading it. No, mine was like...

When I was picking it, I knew my name. model. I was like, oh, I want to get this one. This will be cool to have. What is this? It was like a ZX something. I'm like, who, no one knows this shit. Yeah, I, uh, it looks cool though. I think I'm I think I'm a 90 gaming Wi-Fi 7. That is Xi Jinping. Yes, I got to have a Chinese. Well, I do. It's ASU so it is Chinese. So it is Chinese, so it's a Chinese, so it's a Chinese. So, it's a Chinese, right? I don't know what this is. It's, it's just a sus. It's, it's just a Seuss. Oh, really? I thought it was Asus. It's actually, so... I've always said Asis, yeah.

Ais is an American... I want to say Ais, because it sounds good, like, Ais. But I worked at New Egg for a while. And so, like, one of our largest manufacturers that we would deal with was, it was a sous. Or some people would say Aesus. And I'm like, that sounds terrible. And then sometimes I have to talk to them. And, like, they would be the automated person, like, Aesus. And I'm like, why Aes? Why? It's like, because like, Dr. Seuss. It just doesn't sound stupid. It sounds, yeah. So anyone that says AIS is almost like, I respect that. Sussian. It just sounds better.

It's just better, yeah. I might get the game. I like, I like Songwokong. I think he's kind of cool. To get it when it's on sale. If you're going to get on PC, maybe optimization will be fixed by that time. Oh, you just don't want to. I should, though, because I.

Well, you should because of how fucking, you're stupid. You, that's what you bought it for. And actually, you probably want to have the problem because I think, you know what, what Jen's of. Like you probably have stuff that you probably have the latest shit that it wouldn't affect you everything Everything about my stuff is the current generation. I think you probably you you you yeah just get on a PC It might I'll get on a PlayStation because it's whatever yeah I just I have to cover it Yeah that makes sense it's more convenient me playing on place because it's in my living room

Then it's like when I play a game really could be a part of me playing the games you can watch and have a good time me watch I see so that's why I play place also I just I enjoy Why don't you just um My computer in the living room, probably. Well, dude, why don't you just, um... Die. You know, why don't you just kill yourself? I thought about it, but I'm sure. Why don't you just kill yourself in front of your girlfriend?

In front of your girlfriend. That's hilarious. No, you can, because you can just stream... My seam deck? To the seam deck, and do you have the dock for the living room? I don't. Just do that. It's like 30 bucks.

I should get one of those. You should. I have one in the living room right now. Does it work well? Does it work well? I haven't tried it yet. I think it's pretty good. Can I get 60?

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I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and back. batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

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I just haven't thought about it I haven't in my shopping cart I just haven't gotten it yet Yeah it's good You can plug that dock into Let me guess you bought in stupid or shit Than that I don't really buy stuff very often

You can just for Amazon I don't really buy Amazon things too often You can sync your controller to it Like Bluetooth so you don't even need to plug it in or anything It's pretty good I've been using it For most things On Steam deck

Shout out to the guy You got yours? Yeah Yeah it was cool Have you fucked around with it? Not yet Just but He

He changed the startup The boot up The video To where it was just like The steel images Of the The Red Dead crew Like no

No way really Yeah so I turned it on He's like Are you gay son That's amazing So funny That is S tier

It was funny. I was like, how you got me. I wish I would have, uh, um, no. I wish I would have like recorded

because I, it totally got me off guard. I was like, that's awesome. Yeah, it was pretty funny. Yeah. You know,

you, uh, so you got it. When did you get it? Um, uh, Saturday? I think,

yeah, I think it's got a Saturday. So I started playing, um, I, I was just testing things out on it. And then I, yeah,

and then I just ended up playing like, fucking, like, just like, just like, like, just like, just simple.

It's good. Yeah. And then I'll eventually, I want to exclusively, like, emulate stuff. There's some game. I want to fuck around with it, but I want to have time because my fucking gaming chair broke. It was pretty cool. So I had to buy a new one. Now I got to assemble that.

So I'm having a good time. Did we talk about the DNC at all, or did we? We just, we mentioned it. Yeah, the DNC did. I, well, I said I didn't see it. Oh, right, right. That was. And then we got off on a different tangent.

went nuts. Yeah. I saw Joe Biden finally admit that he was old. That was nice. Oh, he's like, I'm old and gay. He was like, I'm fucking old. And I was like, yeah. True.

Thanks. Yeah. I saw Obama went on. Obama went on. Obama's wife. I saw that Hillary went on and I was like, what are you doing? I didn't. I think the weird thing is people have like amnesia and they were like cheering for

and shit. Yeah. Like in a way that I'm like, no. No. No. Get the fuck out of here. Like any, any self. The idea, like if I wish, I was.

I almost wish I could have been there in the audience and the camera would have shifted to me. Yeah. Like just randomly in the crowd just so I could have been like, boo, boo, boo, leave. Throw a shoe at her. I just like, I don't know, man. I saw her go up and like, apparently she did well.

The thing for me is like, Hillary Clinton could be, she could say everything correct. And I would still just want her to go away. Yeah. Because she, to me, is just like, she ruined everything. Well, that's the thing.

She's the reason we're here. But that's what I hate him on politics, too. Well, no, it's not only her fault. It is a large reason. It's a big reason. She sucked, but what happened is that he went against the established way the government was working and they would have never let him become president because of the nature of how different he was from the status quo.

What are you talking about? Bernie Sanders. There's no way they would have let him win ever. Well, they let Trump win. Well, no, no, no. The country as a whole let Trump win. Not the DNC. The DNC was like,

we can't let this guy get in office because everyone will like him too much and he won't continue our machine. Right, but that's the thing. I guess the reason I disagree is that I think that's fundamentally the same thing. Not exactly. What's the same thing? Because one would be doing anything for the better

and one would just be doing dumb shit at the headed office. And I think that's a different thing. Yeah. I think Bernie Sanders should have won. I think, duh. Obviously, you would have been a better choice. It is like if you just watch any like interview of like, Bernie Sanders and himself talking about it.

Yeah. What he was doing and the in the polls and the states that he was winning and shit like that. It was obvious till they pulled the rug from under him. It's obvious. We all know this. It is annoying, but it is very true that say how far could he have actually gotten with the powers that be making sure that things stay relatively the same. And that's why people at first were really excited about Trump because they thought he was actually going to drain the swamp. But, you know, he just he put more swamp members in his, of,

Because he didn't have any plans. No, he actually didn't even think he was going to win. No, he literally did. He 100% didn't think. But yeah, I think, uh, so status quo, shit, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, I don't know. I just look at Hillary and I'm just like, I just remember it's like, you were the most uniquely unpopular candidate in American history to the point.

Really? She was the most. Well, like, I would say on a, on a way that like she, like, for president. She was, she was back. Yeah. She was backed since you still won the popular vote. But she won the popular. To me, that doesn't mean she was actually popular.

It's just that people overwhelmingly still wanted her to be president versus Trump. Right. But if they had another choice, if it was Bernie Sanders, it's like, let's say Bernie Sanders was Republican in name only, but he's literally still Bernie Sanders. He would have whooped Hillary Clinton's ass. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like in a way, if it was Hillary versus Bernie Sanders. The issue is that certain people can win primaries, but they can't win generals.

Yeah. And there are certain people who can't win. primaries but can win generals and i think Bernie Sanders is one of those people where it's like it would have been difficult for him to win a primary i guess because there's probably like a lot of like you know inside you know bullshit trying to keep him out but like I think he would have fucking

demolished the general yeah and you would have to slaughter trump i think that's the thing whatever oh yeah thanks a lot Hillary it was very terrible it was very and she goes up on stage and she's like fucking yeah it's like okay go away do you not understand this is like box office

poison is this woman like get her the fuck away from everything that you're doing. Do you not understand? It's wild to me that they don't get it. The thing is this, right? The thing is this, this is all very arbitrary. Yeah, it's all theater.

All of that. I hate the national conventions, the RNC, the DNC. It's all fucking stupid. Bernie was even, Bernie Sanders went on Theo Bonn's podcast, and I thought that was really interesting. It was really cool. And then, you know, it was funny

because this is actually the first time I've ever watched Theo Vaughan's podcast. You know, I've been, aware of it, but I like Theo. I like Theo. I like the I think Theo isn't a bad person at all. I know. I think I think sometimes he's playing it a little bit too safe where it annoys me. There is sometimes his language when he's talking politics. He's trying not to. I know where Theo von leans. It is very obvious, but he tries to make it not super obvious to his retarded. The problem is this. Joe Rogan fan. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. As this. Once you reveal your political. He was he interviewed Trump too. Yeah. And so. I was listening to that one. You know what was the first. funny thing about that like so if you look at the comments section of Bernie versus the Trump one

like people overwhelmingly understood what Bernie was about and they thought like he's really cool and I understand blah blah about this if you look at the Trump comments it's all oh that was funny oh Theo said that thing it was no substance whatsoever and I'm like this is crazy that like how old is Bernie Sanders now he's old he's like like 200 I think fucking ass things like 190 looking looking for real information this guy I think he's It actually made me... He's $4 billion. It actually made me...

He created the earth. It made me sad a little bit listening to that Theo Vaughn thing because you can tell he's like a lot older. Like he's like voices a lot more hoarse and it's like, oh man. That sucks.

I mean, yeah, he's there and he, you know, so much energy got sucked out of him when he fucking try to, you know, run twice, try to run twice and got his ass for twice. That's okay. It makes me so sad. It is what it is.

Look, man. But I hope he emboldens more people. That's the, thing. I really, I really feel like I hope he emboldens. Look, by him going on fucking, like, Theo Vaughan's podcast, stuff like that, where those people where there's a lot of, like, just Rogan fans, because, you know, he was, uh, Theo Vaughansla toured with Rogan and the shit like that. So, yeah. So, that was fucking brilliant. That was like this one of the smartest things he could have done because there were so many people that I'm sure believe Bernie Sanders was some radical fucking commie or whatever socialist. And then he explains, like we all know. So, like, because socialist programs. He even mentions. like, hey, our fire department, the police, the socialist programs. So it's not a fucking bad word, you dumb bitch. Like, they just been sold a lie.

They've been sold a lie. It's education, man. All of this education, everything. And I'm going to educate you stupid Roganites because you're all a bunch of bitch-ass niggas. I'm from New York. I will beat the fuck out of anyone that steps up to me. I will stomp you with my Tims. Everybody is fat and gay.

I love the idea him with a puffer. Him with a puffer jacket with Tims on and joggers. It's New York fans. Such an aesthetic to me. Well, there's that image of him. I want a big hoodie with skinny jeans and then Tim's on. Oh, my God. There's that image of him with the coat with the fur thing with his mittens.

Oh, right, right, right, right. When he's like, he's wearing the fucking puffer. And I'm like, this guy is absolutely from New York. He's from New York 1,000 percent. He's some old York, though. He's in Vermont, though, right? Oh, he's the center of Vermont. He's from Brooklyn.

Yeah. Right? He's in Brooklyn, right? Nigel. Yeah. Clearly. When you hear him. talking like, okay, this dick is from

this thing is from Brooklyn for sure. Yeah, yeah. It's just, it's funny how some people always on the right side history. That's the thing. It's like consistently They're just not normally in politics. Yeah, like Candace Owens. Stop. Stop. But it's like, it's like, yeah, but not a minority politics, but when you see a politician that has always been

on the right side of it. Oh, it's a breath of fresh air. It's like, oh, this guy has always been doing the right thing. You're uncorruptible. Awesome. I wish that was the norm. It's wild, dude. Shout to Bernie Sanders for a real man. When we lose him, we'll lose a very good soul. Yeah.

Yeah, as far as, like, politicians go, he's like the person I dislike the least by a lot. I like him. By a lot. I was going to say, I like Bernie Sanders. I like him, too. But, you know, whatever. I would say, I've 100% really like the guy. Cease fire now.

But I don't like him as much as Vivek Ramoswamy. He's the goat. Now, Vivek Ramoswamy is. Dude, he looks like the great goblin mask. Doesn't he? Does he look at the Greek? He does kind of Like he,

No, honestly Hold on, hold on. I actually think he would make, He would He would make a good one, I think. Like if he was cast as like a, Brown, why would he be a good guy? I think he would still make a good guy,

Like, I don't know. Flash was brown. We can make him fucking brown, dude. That shit made me so mad. I know, made me mad too. I always wanted the Flash to be, he has to be the,

he has to be like Biff, you know? He has to be a big white man who's a dickhead, but then goes to the military who's like he becomes a really good dude. Yeah. Flash Thompson's uncle should say the N word without a doubt.

100%. Flash Thompson should hear the N word and not be as upset as he should be, but understand it's a bad word and you shouldn't say it. What were you saying about Vivek? Oh, I don't know. Oh, man. You were going somewhere that we got distracted by Flash Thompson. I don't know, whatever.

Kamala Harris is half of the back half. Did you see that guy? I think it was the RNC, I think. Or maybe not? I mean, it was a Trump route? I don't know exactly where it was, but this Indian guy. This guy snuck in. It snuck in and dressed like it.

and everybody was like, are you Van Gros? And he took pictures of everybody? He almost got on stage. He was so close to going on stage and talking to Trump. But it was, dude, it got out of hand. That shit was amazing to me. The level of subtle racism is just. Hey, I'm Jesse Palmer, host of The Bachelor with some exciting news.

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I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Brilliant. Where it's like, I could go there and be like, hey, I'm one of the hodge twins.

That's crazy. It's a black guy and he's here. It must be him. Are you Candice? Are you Candice? Yeah. Dude, I just, I don't even, I just don't even. It's amazing.

It's just what the modern group is. They're just fucking psychos. You bring a snake in a wicker basket. Yeah. And somebody's like, is that Vivek? Is that Vavik? That's so fucking outrageous. Oh, my God.

Vive. Vette, you brought your orphanage with you. That is so... That is so... It has a little turban on it. Oh, man. I'm such a big fan. Is that fucking...

That's so terrible. It's so... It's so probably true. Every time they go to 7-Eleven, they're like, oh, I'm such a fan. What do you mean? What do you mean?

What the... He's not even Indian. He's very likely fucking, like... Some Mexican man. He just assume he's Indian because he's in a 7-11. Because he's a 7-11. It's clearly not him. I don't know who you're talking about.

We're a big fan. See, you're one of us. You're not afraid to take some of the dirty jobs to Vivek Ramoswamy. You're not afraid to take the dirty jobs with Mike Rowe. So the guy I was talking about before the one I was trying to remember that guy that goes to college. His name is Charlie Kirk. Is that the guy? Oh, yeah, the turning point guy with the giant fucking forehead.

That nigger is so obnoxious, bro. Yeah. Oh, my. He's so wildly. I was like, oh. I remember I was watching a. a debate with him Like a couple

Like it was old though It was like from 2019 or 2020 Yeah With like I think it was Kyle Kyle Kaczykynke Mm But like I don't know much about Charlie Kirk I don't know

I don't follow these people really Yeah he's a turning point USA You know Dave Rubin Candace Owens used to work for him Did you guys see that video Of Dave Rubin's All of his predictions Going completely wrong

Yes yeah It had a little counter That was amazing It was like every single thing It was like the exact opposite Everything He's so fucking bad He's so bad

his job, it's crazy. Look, when I say Dave Rubin is stupid, I don't mean it as like a random insult. I mean it as like a verifiable like you can just like he should not have the job he has. It makes no sense that he's in politics at all. Yeah. It makes no

fucking sit. That would be like it would be like if I was on the PlayStation podcast and I said, you know what? I don't think God of War sold well. There will not be. a PS6. Yeah, yeah, there won't be a PS6. Nottie Dog's not going to make another game, I don't think.

Yeah, yeah, no. I would actually, I would, they're done. I'm very bullish about Nottie dog never making another game. I, like, I feel it, guys. And people still watch you. It's crazy. For him, it's the inflammatory nature of what people want to hear. I think he knows he's going to be wrong. Yeah, I think he knows he's going to be wrong. It's the only way he still survives, right? It's him being inflammatory being like, yeah, yeah, they're going to win. We got this. And it's like, yeah, You made me gay. You're better than most of the other gay. He's a comfort gay.

Yeah. He's a, He makes them feel like they're not actually seething leap, seething bigots. Like, I don't hate gay people. I love this. I love this. It's less,

it's less about. I love this. I love this fat. It's not even like, it's not even like he makes them feel like not bigots. It's that like he makes him feel like someone else. Like, well, like I have.

Oh, I have really terrible political instincts. I don't know what the fuck is going on, but I want these things to happen. You know, I want there to be a red wave or whatever. Yeah. And this gay guy's telling me there will be. Yeah, it feels good. In the absence of all evidence. Yeah.

So I'm going to believe he's a comfort gay. That's what he is. But you know, you know, I don't understand, like, say, because I understand his role. I've been trying to figure out Tim Poole's role because he's been saying some things that are so anti-populous, so anti-against against what the people want. that I don't understand what people get out of him. I just listened to him because he was commenting on Musk and Trump having that spaces talk. Oh, yeah, yeah. And then Trump's like, oh, I love how you want to fire people going on strike.

You know, you're a great union buster. Just like being like, you know, that's illegal. You can't fire people like going on fucking strike. And then Tim's like, oh, whatever. And then he says something like, oh, this article he's reading, Tesla is the only automotive industry that has no, that's not backed by union. And he was like, oh, it's awesome. And then he says, shout out to the Tesla workers.

And I was like, my brain's like almost melting out of my ears because I'm like, if somebody, I feel like if any normal person heard somebody say that, they would immediately never listen to this guy ever again. Did you just say shout out to the workers as if that's what they fucking want to be tweeted like piss? Like you're so against the average working man. What's happening is that? I don't get it. Like who's that? I'm sorry. I just want to ask you a question.

before you explain, who does that appeal to? No one, no, to people, to people that want to hear those things. We're not, we're not them. But like, I feel like there's probably less than a percent of the people watching him that own that type of money, that own that type of company that would be like, fuck. But they think they will one day. That's the thing. Oh, yeah. Everybody, you got me.

You got me. A lot of people are just like, you're right. They're billionaires who are temporarily not billionaires. That's like the idea that people have. If everything goes right and they get the right president is going to do the right things for me. Oh my God. And they're doing the things they're supposed to do.

I'll become a millionaire. I'll do this. They'll change this. I don't know why I had such a blinder about that. That's true. Because they're not a fucking psycho. But the thing is that that brown person that works at the fucking bank will get burned to death and I'll take his job or all like all these gay people.

That's crazy. They burned Vivek at the bank. Yeah. Holy she has to be a new. Rebecca. No. I'm sorry. Vemek no.

No. And it's just some other brown guy. Oh, fuck. It's like hitman. It's the idea of that. They're just, they're not there. I don't know, man. No, that is absolutely right.

The people, the people that have consumed a lot of content on the internet, right? People that are watching that, so people that are absorbing that stuff. What happens is that there are people, if you, if, innately, if you're going directly to the internet for information in that sphere, you're not someone that's looking and reading and really trying to figure out things exactly. You know, like if you're, usually people find some internet like,

oh, I'm interested in that. They go, they do their own research. People that are doing that or not. People that are watching him, it's particularly these fucking ritoid psychos, they're not doing that.

So they're going to want to hear whatever he has to say because it's going to make them feel smarter than they are or help them be able to like sort of actual, not actualized, but attempt to manifest this better life for themselves. Yeah, it's just such a heart. just such a difficult cognitive dissidence for me to even understand.

It's such a difficult cognitive sense for me to understand because, like, you know, the people that are watching these guys are clearly suffering. Oh, yeah. But then they also think, like, I guess, you know, there is something to, like, what, Chris and what you guys were saying, I always thought the perfect encapsulation is that song, like, I want to be a billionaire by Bruno Mars and Travis McCoy. because it's so preposterous like I want to be a billionaire

so fucking bad and I'm like oh yeah I think that is exactly I think it is I think because most conversations that I have with people and we can move on to questions after this.

Yeah. If they ever defend these things it's like it's usually like well think about how you would feel if you lost if you had to give away 50% of your or 60% of your money

to the government or whatever and they frame it as if it's affecting you literally or like in your current bracket in the same way and it's just like you understand like if I made five billion dollars and I gave away 90% of that I would still live like a god yeah like to the point where I would never have to worry about anything anyway yeah so it's and they don't they don't I don't to be fair it's difficult to even quantify that amount of money it is like it's not like it's not reasonable to understand like what that even means a billion dollars you can make a lot

anymore to some people which is insane yeah I because of because of me rationalizing What a billion is better. It's so much money. A thousand million. A million is difficult to quantify in your head alone. So a thousand million. Think of it like this, right? We never, in our lives, right, we never really get a chance to understand how big numbers are really until they're applied numbers, you know?

Like the idea is that like a million dollars, like $100,000, it's not a lot of money. But also $100,000 of anything. It's a crazy amount of something. Well, 100,000. See, like, I'm not, I'm on the point. that $100,000 is six figures is a lot of money to me. Well, it's, sorry. It is, it is not when you hear numbers like billion.

Well, when you're thinking about people. It's not, when you think about other people's wealth. It's not tremendous wealth. Yeah, it's not. But it's a lot of money. Yeah. Like, and that's kind of the thing. It's like,

the same way that's falling on your lap is a fucking smile. People can only relate things to their own experience where it's like, okay, if I lose 50% of my income, dude, if I lose 90% of my income, I'm fucked. Yeah. Because I can't afford anything. That's like me gone. That's like that's a death sentence for me. And it's kind of like scaled upwards to people that it doesn't apply to because it's the only way that we can even relate to that.

And so that's what I've noticed in conversation. It's like, and I always have to like break it down. It's like, listen, you don't, I understand what you're saying. But these are different situations. It's the same thing with like bail. It's like the system of bail too, like where it's like, oh, if like if you make a certain amount of money. Right. Yeah.

And you have to pay like $100 or $150 for a parking. ticket for certain people that would break the week would that would break the month that would like be a fucking devastating blow and then for other people they would just yeah i could i would do that paid each time like i would speed just of like oh a hundred dollars that you're that's basically a speed pass yeah for them yeah it's like nothing it is and so like until you understand that different amounts of money are are are different values to different people you can't really like anywhere with a conversation like that yeah i i've definitely i've definitely you know yeah i definitely Definitely, I've had conversations about the percentages of, like, of money, like a billion dollars.

And I was saying like, oh, 5% of a billion, five percent of a billion dollars is 10 million dollars. That's what I'm just like, can you think about, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, excuse me, it's 50 million, sorry. Right. $50 million. And I'm just like, when you think about that. Like it's so much money. Yeah, right. And when you tell somebody that, I would never be able to spend $50 million.

It finally clicks because they're like, oh, Elon Musk has 100. of millions of dollars. I would get killed. I would get killed if I got that much money. I would try to fix things actually. Well, yeah. I'd have, I do like all the shit I would want to do for my friends and my family.

And then I'd be like, there are people suffering and I want to help them. And then I would end up dead. I think I would probably just buy houses. I think we talked about it in, in an episode before where we were saying that, like, it's been, it was a good sciop or trick that hoarding that amount of money is not seen as a,

a sickness when if you were to put any amount of anything like that in your garage, right, of anything. So, like, if you would be like, what the fuck is wrong with this guy? But for some reason, do you have more money than some economies is not a sickness? It's kind of insane. Like, how could you do that? Like, how could you be someone that has billions of dollars, right? And then you drive by like Skid Row and see these people like suffering.

Yeah. And not be like, I could. literally changed. Well, the money doesn't mean anything. I could fix everything. It's because the money doesn't mean anything of you. Because you just expect it. They're just horrible. You're so rich at a certain point that your money makes money for you so you can't understand that people are just like, how are you not passively making thousands of dollars? It's crazy. It really is wild. We're like this. We're not, we're not wealthy by any standard of measurement, right? God, I wish we were. What happens is the nature of having more money, having slightly more than other people, you get advantages that other

people don't, you know? It's such a basic obvious thing. Me, me knowing, me knowing people that I work in games, the games field, right? I get free games. Hey, I'm Jesse Palmer, host of The Bachelor with some exciting news. After more than 20 years of drama, the Bachelor Mansion is getting... Is getting... My bad. A makeover.

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $1.20 billion is an insane number.

Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to $20 billion. 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm,

thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Yeah. I don't exactly need free games, but I can do that because of the fact that I know people that are involved in this slight thing, you know? I'm sorry. Do you say you get free gays?

Games. Oh, I'm freely gay, though. That's the thing. All right, let's move on to questions. It's just really sad. It makes my heart hurt because I want to help the world so badly.

But I feel like even if I do, I'll get killed. I think we should jump billionaires. All of that is, all of that is to say that the, Let's just round this out by just saying that the poor are evil and we need to do what we can. We need to do what we can to eradicate them. This is going to get cut, right? This is what happens. This is what happens.

This will not get cut in fact. In fact, base boosts this entire. Yeah. I'm going to do ear rape. It's going to get cut and then someone's going to staff. Chris Reagan is right. How about this? and ban.

I'm trying to clear out Skid Row so we can have fucking 20 high-rise apartment complexes. I want a studio apartment for seven grand. Is that possible? I want to go to Skid Row and I'll be like, I want a luxury apartment with lead in the walls. Can we do that? Absolutely. I'm going to go to screw up.

Look, guys, if you guys give me all of your souls, I'll live better than you guys were at this moment. So it'll make me stronger and your soul will be a part of mine. So it'll be better. I was literally thinking the other day I was like, how can I, can someone please? lot of lobotomize my like conscience or my my morals is that is that is that is it possible for what do you mean oh so i can villain max yeah i mean i want to i want to i just want i want to do it already you got to be born we got to be born with that it's get some questions yeah i just want to say last half i i can dave i would be able to dave rubin harder than dave rubin i can't villain

max yet yeah not yet uh kai hoie rodin sonat yeah i think so can you imagine just out of nowhere I didn't realize he was so tiny I saw him in Speed arguing Oh yeah Yeah like he was like like at speed's knees I think Oh yeah they were doing like some Minecraft thing Yeah I don't know I just saw a clip of them arguing

And like Kai was like like Basically he could suck his dick standing up Kai is only I was like 5455 I didn't know I'd know Because he's always sitting down when I see him He's not a bit reference He's not a big guy

I guess I never like When people are sitting down I can't really unless they're like A little person I can't tell. It's hard to tell, especially when they have big hair. I look shorter than I am sitting down. Yeah, it's just kind of like I can't.

If I never. What's the fuck is that? All right. So Kai Roden. Kai Sinat, obviously. Yeah. He says, shout up. He says, hey, Kai. Well, I mean, that's you.

But how do you feel that five people were charged with Matthew Perry's death? Oh, yeah. Yeah, apparently heard about that. Yeah. Wild. I feel like this was a doctor. right or like a dentist who gave him like fucking that was giving him some good shit yeah laughing gas some finn no you're thinking of conya right now

some silly willie you're right yeah but it's that i think the same thing's gonna happen you're right i think the same thing's gonna happen i'm pretty sure that buff tattooed uh doctor that uh milo put out like an affidavit like say he was basically saying all these people are taking advantage of conier and they're probably gonna get him killed because he's already hooked on the gas and i think the same thing happened to matthie perry just different substance, right? And so people are getting charged. I thought someone already got

convicted, but maybe I I'm not going to say that, but you have people that take advantage of rich and vulnerable people. And just like I said, like, we can villain max, and it's so easy to do it. Like, I fucking wish that I could. I could villain max, but I think I'd have to

have the right circumstances. Well, you'd have to be desperate, but not like these people. These people aren't desperate. They just want more. We could kill Matthew Barry's if we wanted. Well, see, I wouldn't mind if Matthew Perry gave me a lot of money, but I still want to feel like I'm giving him something valuable. Right. But see, the thing is, so like if I, like if he was the last Matthew Perry, too. Like if he was like $50,000, he gives us $50,000 a month.

But we're giving him a great podcast. Matthew Perry? Yeah, like he's donating way too much money, but I'm be like, hey, he really enjoys the snark tank. I wouldn't feel bad. Matthew Perry. Because at least I'm like, he's like, you know what? You guys are so fucking fun. He was the last...

That's not villain maxing now. The last Matthew Perry killed. That's what I'm saying. I can do that. I wouldn't feel bad about that. But like if I felt like I was ripping them off, I couldn't do it. Murdered by drugs. I could do puppy farms, I think.

No, I couldn't. That's insane. That's insane. They found them in a pool. I will drown for you. Lily would come back to the house and it'd be like a thousand puppies in a house. And I'm like, really, I couldn't let them die. I took them all.

Hey, I'm sorry. Fouchy asked me to store these. I can't. Dude, I don't know what I would. I can't. I can't do that. Imagine like, imagine like you're like,

all right, you don't want pets, right? And you and Georgia, like, you and Georgia are like, no pets, dude. Like none.

I can't really do that right now. You don't have the space with the money for it. And you come back. And there's just two adorable little puppies running up. And then no. Then the first thing they do is, they run up to you,

right? And they do the little, put their little legs on your shins. What do you? Like, that's it. I can't do this. I don't do this.

I don't know. A tonic buster on them. Let me ask you something. Um, I'm asking you question. What's up? You want a dog really bad either way? Yeah.

So, you know how dogs fur patterns kind of change over, like, their lives? Like, they get, like, because my dog used to be, like, certain colors and now, like, certain colors are gone. Like, there's different patterns on her or whatever. I guess so. Yeah. How would you feel if you got, you got yourself a puppy, right?

Uh, and as it grows up, uh, the N-word appears, like, Hardar, like, written on her, on, like, her, on, like, her, like, in her, like, skin. In her fur, in her fur, uh, she were. You would shave her? You wouldn't accept your dog For the way it is It's just a coincidence It's not like

I didn't do it up hurt But I can't have that Be a thing that people Just see sometimes I think that's phenomenal We're like my little My little chocolate lab has the hard R Written on her back

And my dog is beautiful I'm like How do you know like You did this right I'm like actually I have a time lapse Exactly That's exactly

I didn't do this You have the most famous dog On Earth I actually You now have the most famous dog On earth You do I guess genetically

it is possible. There's probably one dog. The idea. No, it's not. That's way, that's, that is way too coincidental. It's like the theory. It's possible. It's like the theory of like, there was a cat with a swastika. Oh, well, I believe that. Yeah. Yeah, there's a bunch of, yeah, Hitler cats. I see them all the time. I hate that. That cats look like Hitler sometimes.

Sometimes they have to. That really bothers me. I'm like, why does this cat look like Hitler? I was like God, what are you doing? You're asking the wrong question is why did Hitler look like his cat? Why did Hitler look like that? That's actually right. I think that's actually a better question. Actually, because there were Hitler cats before Hitler. Holy shit. That's gross.

By only a little bit. He saw a cat and it was like, I like that. I like this. You know how old cats are? Do you know how old Hitler is? Hitler would have been like maybe a hundred and some change now, maybe. You don't know that. Cats are like millions of meters old.

That's the lie you've been told by big Jew. Yeah. I think it's the same thing. I did this crossover. The idea of big guy, big dude being cooperative is crazy. I completely, did you see the, what was it? They were, find out an extra ammo. They were building, no, no, they were building.

They found this cure for dying. For dogs anyway. Because apparently there's a study that this is apparently pretty verifiable that like your, your lifespan is generally predictable by like the length of your like telomeres or whatever. the fuck like something like that there's like some kind of thing that they found and they found a way to reverse the aging process in a dog to the point where like a dog was going to be sick and he was like sick and dying of cancer and then they just cured him that doesn't help them sick well i mean it's he's gonna live way longer well dogs just don't live like 50 years probably don't live long and

generous yeah but he's gonna live like 50 years that's relatively a lot longer yeah what do you if a dog live 50 years that's perfection right but then ideas that humans i think what i'm saying is they would get too smart maybe as well to that may be a danger what i'm saying is Hitler might have one of those telomere pills. And he might be chilling around in Argentina or fucking Tim Poole's house. Yeah, he's in Timpil's compound. I don't know where he is. Skate, skateboarding.

He took him skating. He's pretending to be somebody else. He's like, hey, Lord, he's me. Oh, it's me. It's that fucking, hehrmal. Dude, that's that guy with fucking long hair. That's all of Latin America, dude. Land America is full of them.

Yeah. You see that guy with long hair that's like Timpull's host? Look closer. Fabio? Yeah. Yeah. Like, he goes by the name Fabi. He was like, hey, I'm, Bobby, Tim Poole's host, if you look close, like, because nobody, everybody mostly watches

shit on their phone. Go watch Tim Poole's podcast on your television. I love the idea of the whole code. It's like in fucking long legs. Instead of it being the devil, is just Hitler standing somewhere. He's in there. And Tim Pult's like trying to like get him like, hey, get out of the shot. Hitler.

Adolf Hitler. Get on the shot. And he's really photogenic for some reason. Hitler's like extremely photogenic. Like, he's like that, do you remember that fucking guy that was running? He was the extremely phonogenic guy where like the sun was just like kind of kissing off the top of his head. He was like, he was like viral. He was like running.

He looked at the camera and he was just this, it was just perfectly beautiful shot. And he went viral for like, you know, you know, two days or whatever. The cycle of virality. The idea of being photogenic in general is crazy. Let's see. Let's see. Because I'm so not. Every photo of me, I look like I'm transforming to a bird.

Extremely photogenic guy. True. What was the question? Extremely photogenic guy. Shadow the Nick Hogg wrote in. Shadow of the Epstein tree wrote in. He says, Hello, Snarks.

On episode 199, you mentioned George Washington wave dashing. So please. So I ask, please tell us the truth about the American Revolution and American history. I think this would make a fantastic extra ammo. Inventing the real history of the United States, starting with George Washington's penchant for wave dashing. The idea of George Washington sliding back and forth is insane. Oh, I do remember that guy.

Remember this guy? Yeah, oh, yeah. He went viral for a while. He looks kind of weird to me, though, to be honest with you. He looks too photogenic, actually. He's got good hair. He's a little sweaty, obviously. He's got like that, do you remember that meme, like the obsessed girlfriend?

He's got like that kind of quality going on where it's like the smile's a little too strange. So you think he has like bodies in the bodies in his basement, you think? I mean, who doesn't? I think he looks like, I think he unfortunately. What? Hey, I'm Jesse Palmer, host of The Bachelor with some exciting news. After more than 20 years of drama, the Bachelor Mansion is getting... Is getting...

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. I was thinking about Tim Walls. Because I'm still trying to find out what's wrong with them. And I really, I have a feeling.

I feel like they're going to tear down this fucking basement. Tim Wall. They're going to tear down this basement and it's going to be like something not terrible. It's going to be like. No, no, it is. It's going to be a shrine man out of gum for Arnold. Dude, that shit is so creepy. Like, I remember seeing that it when I was a kid and being like, this is fucking weird.

I think that's worse than seeing. dead bodies. If I saw him, he had a real hell of attacking. How did you even get into this?

You're so old. You would have been like 40 something. As a 40 year old, you're like, I'm so into Arnold. Sorry, I got to get home here.

Arnold's on. And he's like, he runs. He runs home. He doesn't even get in his car. Because getting in a car will take too long. He strides don't make up for it

with traffic. Dude, pushes a grandmother down the stairs. I have to get home. move he stride her down i love he discharged from the army and his cartoons yeah he discharged from the army

because uh when he where he was uh in in iraq he was in a military right yeah they didn't have uh they didn't have k a arnold uh over in iraq or at gannesan where the fuck is i think iraqarck right yeah they didn't they didn't have uh trauma i think he saw somebody died he was like hey he's like do you uh do we have nickelodeon do we have Nickelodeon in uh ira got i got to catch if i can't catch hangarnold i cannot be on this we have mtvvv h1 we have Cartoon Network. We got four. I don't care.

Nickelodeon. Nickelodeon specifically. I'm sorry, we don't have Nickelodeon. I can't be here. Fuck this country. Ben-a-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-a-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-do. Jesus fucking a shit out of that gum. He divorced his wife. Hey, Arnold blows a load in his face.

Tim Wall's going to throw his whole fucking family away to live his happy life with his gum Arnold's. He's going to bring the gum Arnold trying to rallies Can you imagine? I want to introduce you to my husband Arnold My husband

Hey Arnold That is so vibrantly gross Oh my God Babe Arnold Oh my God I love that show I love the music in that show is so fucking It's so good

Dino's Pomoni fucking win What was it? What was, uh, oh my god, what was, um, I saw your face and wow, the fucking, uh, Oh my God, I saw your face and wow, I forgot about that. What the Asian guy? No, it was, uh, no, you're thinking of Mr. Wynn, when he sang the country music. Yeah, you can offer me a diamond bladed burl.

That show is dope. It's so good. Yeah, the simple thing. Yeah, no, the, the, the, I saw your face in, wow. It was like, milly, vanilla, coated kind of. I think that was, like, actually the idea was that, like, he wasn't actually singing. Right.

had like this crazy, you had a little foby. Yeah, called Phoebe. He had like this crazy accent and then he would sing, perfect. I totally remember that guy.

God, that's a great show. I completely forgot about so you mentioned that. Abby quoted that shit so much for a while. I know, she loves Harold.

It's a good show. It's the only, probably the only cartoon that I know how to draw. Really? Yeah. I mean, the only one that I've actually

like ever, like, I've never really like, well, it's shitty, but I can still, it's so easy. He has such, he has like probably

one of the easiest like he draws a square he's probably one of the that is crazy Arnold falling off of the fucking well he's melting he's melting a little okay fuck it Arnold

okay I'm gonna draw it's not inaccurate but that's that would be I'm gonna draw Farnold now that's an accurate drawing of Arnold falling from the Twin Towers did you guys see the video of Robert De Niro

on Robdeno jumping off the helicopter into the water oh and it looks like 9-11 the way he falls he's falling like 9-11 sincerely like Like it's crazy. I can't draw any characters, but if I could draw, I would never stop drawing.

And then I would have got into drawing porn. I think I eventually. That would have been a, like, it's a good thing I didn't understand how to draw super well. Yeah. It's fucking scary. Because that would have been drawn porn left and right. Yeah, yeah. I mentioned drawn porn and masturbates into the porn you draw.

That is so fucking great. That is so psychopathic, I think. I think that's so funny. I don't know. I think it's more. It's so crazy. It's like, yeah. Yeah.

I feel like it's more respectable. It is, but you made it. Terrible. Fucking awful. Oh, we never talking about Christian. Oh, yeah. It's no exit either. It's just one big mesh.

It's one big mound of meat. It's like a loony. Tune's thumb injury. No vein. No fucking no, no hood. He's got nothing, man. That's no hole. He can't shoot anything.

He always has to like, he just has to puncture it for quick, and then it heals over. Like a fucking capriced sun, and it heals up instantly. And then it heals up, so we have to do it every time. It's like a Wolverine, like, oh. Does it hurt every time it comes out? Every time. The idea of him getting a fucking box cutter, and he's got to snick the top. He's got a snick.

Nicky and let him leak out He's smashing Helga Whoever the fuck Or what was that chick That he was in love with Ruth or Lila? Lila? I think it was Lila

I remember Whatever, yeah, that dumb bitch But like right Right when he's about to nut He's got to pull it out quick And gatch himself You're ever so Blum

It goes Blum too Was it that she would say She was like Oh Arnold You're ever so falling off Of the World Trade Center You're quite Ever so much

Yeah She'd say ever so a lot. Didn't him and Helga end up to the end of some shit like that? I don't know, whatever. I think they, like, kissed one time. In the movie, I remember they kissed her in the Arnold fucking step back and fucking Heymaker in her. It is kind of insane that she had that shrine.

Hey, little girl. He's looking little good. He has that kind of energy. He does. I'm sure we've talked about this before, but Mr. Kakashka from Hey Arnold is probably like one of the most demon. Like, there's probably no more evil character in fiction. He's one of the most, he's one of the biggest pieces of shit.

It goes Mr. Krakashka, Friza. And then like, and then like, and then way below that is. Who? Zoom, the reverse flash. That niggas, the straight flash. And then it's Walter White, like way below them. Walter White is. Like way below them.

The most diabolical character of all time in cinema. No. Is Mica Khashka. Yeah, it's crazy. I guess I'll be going. There was an episode where he was like pretending to leave, like he was pretending to go away forever. He was like, I guess I'll go.

Oh, right. I don't know if I'll survive tonight. But I guess I'll try. And everybody was like, good. Good. Everybody around it was like good leave. Except for Arnold. And even Arnold was done with it at a while.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Go and fuck out of your die. No, Arnold gave up in that episode. He was like, just go. Arnold. Who's like the de facto Christ.

Who's like the de facto Christ. of that cartoon universe He was Jesus Christ Gerald was like Nicky die Go die Nigel Knicker

Grip walking up to him Yeah Oh my God Your life is forfeit nigga Nigel Gerald 's saying that

to Mr. Krakashka as he leaves downtrodden and Derelict And then he Guilted his wife. He guilted his wife. He totally did. Into staying.

He was leaving. And then she was like, where are you going? He was like, I don't know. I guess I'll sleep under a bridge or something. I guess I'll suck off the neighborhood, a homeless man for some extra cash and maybe some extra food and change. She's like, I'm out of the door. Oh, oh, and I remember how it ended. She was like, take some money. Yeah. And then he goes, you keep the money.

Which he said probably by accident. Yeah. He was just like at a coin toss. He's English. wasn't that good. That's not actually what he meant. Yeah, he meant, give it to me now. Give me more money.

Let's steal more for people that need it. He's such a piece of shit. She fucking nutted. I remember that, like, specifically when he said that because she was like, oh, you've never said anything so romantic. It sounded like water. It's not like somebody spilled a bunch of water on the floor. Like the O was totally like an oh, like a big O.

Like she was nutting. And then at the end he goes, oh, Susie, after he finally nuts. It was crazy. I was like, there's sex in the show. There's episode of SpongeBob where he shrinks everybody? Remember episode where he gets bar. mermaid man's belt. Oh, the W.

Wombo. That episode Proustic was not a good person actually is like, oh, you're actually kind of a shitty person. Oh, SpongeBob sucks.

He terrorizes his neighbor. Of course, he's a bad person. He's a simp. Like, who's he's a simp for? The fucking establishment that pays him less than minimum wage.

He's just a slave. He's a slave to the machine. But that episode where they go on strike? Yeah. And he was like, here you go, Mr. Graves. Here's all the money at I owe you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That episode, by the way, is crazy how, like, overt it is. Yeah. Like, that episode, that's one of those, I know a lot of people are like, if this came out today or whatever, but like, it legitimately, if that episode came out today, people would be like, what the fuck is this woke? Cancel this show right now. What is this fucking woke drug? Absolutely, like, without a doubt. This old gay sponge in this homo square star.

What does he say, like, Mr. Crabs unfair, Mr. Crabs is in there. Standing at the concession. Plotting his oppression. or plotting our oppression or something like that something like that yeah I was like that's deep and then Squidward

like on the ground trample and he says like no one cares no one cares about the fate of labor as long as they can get their instant gratification 1,000 and it's like

1,000% fucking parents watching that shit with their kids I'm like oh shit well that's what the thing that's what's crazy about I'm the problem booth that's just crazy about that

though it was like I remember watching it with my family I remember watching that episode with my family and we all thought it was funny yeah yeah of course Like everybody.

The conservatives, the everybody. Yeah. Well, because yeah, we're all getting fucked. We didn't get, we didn't have brain rot. Right. To fuck us, like oblivion. Because that was one thing that used to unite us, we were all getting our asses fucked. Right.

Yeah. And then at some point, like, some people were convinced that like we were fucking each other. 2012. Whatever. That's what everything happened. That divergence happened at 2012. We were supposed to end and it didn't. And because it didn't end.

You know, honestly, the mind counter ran out. We were supposed to die. And we didn't. That is something. You know, honestly. the more I think about it, the more that makes a lot of sense to me. It makes more sense. Because 2012 was kind of around the last time, I felt like things were like normal.

There was like a big spare bomb coming. Goku was like, I'll stop. And he was like, ha, ha, ha, ha. And he televised away. We were like, no. Oh, he sacrificed himself and we were supposed to do. And there was like a slow fade off from that normal. Like it was like 2012, 2013.

And then 2014 things got like, oh, what's going on? 2015, 2016. We all pointed the finger at Wall Street and all the big fat cats. and then at some point it's like It's the lips that did and I'm like well We lost it's gone next time We're gone we're cooked Yeah

No Oh Is my Arnold His pee pee's gone Let me try and dob You should erase the pee first and then see his Fucking Sad face

He actually frowns So next question What is it? Cogito ergo come I think therefore I come. Nice. He said, hello,

they're funny people trapped in my phone. I had chicken using adobo seasoning recently. I'll never doubt you again. See, dude, it's good. It's a solid seasoning, man.

All you need is adobe, actually, in fact. You don't need anything else other than adobo. I add more to it, but I need pepper. You don't, you don't, you don't, sorry,

you can add more. All you need is a dog. Well, like, say if you had only one choice. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because like,

it is like salt with extra shit in it. And so it works. Yeah. It's like multi-purpose salt. A little bit of garlic Yeah, I have a, I recommend everybody To get the Mrs. Dash herb and onion Because it doesn't have salt in it.

So if you just have your adobe and then your it has because it has come because onion and herb in it essentially. Nice. It's a fucking brilliant thing to go with whatever salt you have. The mistash onion herb. Hell yeah. Purple little thing. I want some top ramen so bad dude. I haven't had that shit in a while. I had some two nights ago. I made two packets, man. Oh man.

That's that. Yeah. I want that so bad. What I do is I put a little. bit of curry in it. Yeah. That would be good. Yeah.

Oh, man. I missed that shit so bad. I've had it in a while. Yeah. You, can't you get one, like make one of your own? Yeah.

Yeah. Like, make like, so it doesn't have like, I guess, because you're still avoiding sugar. I know some of them have some sugar in the packets.

Yeah, it's cool. I would do that. Yeah. Like, what it's gotten easy now. It's not easier. I don't really want sugar beverage.

Is I drink a carbonated water? They still taste like hell. And I imagine that there's, sodas and I can taste I can think I understand the taste of soda I'm like wow this is worse but like I can do it yeah I'm doing a different thing I'm doing a bro diet like where you know because yeah so a lot of semen and uh to me it was okay I've been drinking so for so long nothing but like sucralose and like uh zero calorie stuff so and I'm like what if that's fucking me up because I just have like a something's wrong with my fucking stomach and I haven't

figured out yet but I was like you know what I'm gonna just stick to like things I used to have when I was younger so I will have some cane. Hey, I'm Jesse Palmer, host of The Bachelor with some exciting news. After more than 20 years of drama, the Bachelor Mansion is getting... Is getting... My bad. A makeover. Your favorite former contestants move back into the Mansion to spill their secrets,

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

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thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. I'm gonna see how I feel. Cain sugar is usually not to make a problem, man. Well, yeah, it's not. But like, I'm just saying, like, say usually I would, if I was gonna drink an injure drink,

it would be zero sugar. It would be the sucralose mixed with all the other fucking things in a S. C. Flemm and what I don't even know what the fuck that is. Sometimes aspartame, whatever. I was like, you know, I'm just gonna like see how my body feels like not having artificial or zero calorie sweeteners and see if I just stick to things that have just regular sugar. Just doing less of it.

See if that does anything to me because I'm trying to figure out what is bothering me. What's making me feel bad? It's not hard met. All of it is just the idea of moderation. Yeah. I'm doing this because I want to prove to myself I can do it. That's it.

That's what I'm at right now. It's not so much like not wanting it. It's like I can prove I can't go. Yeah, I'm trying to do that same thing too. I wouldn't know without fucking my ass, you know. It's been hard not doing it. So Bruce the genetic jackhammerando rode in. Very cool.

He says, hello, best friends. Yeah, you know. I've just met you, but I've just met you. I'm impressed. Recently, I have befriended someone in my group of friends, and we get along real well due to shared interest. Then one day, a friend pulls me aside and warns me that he was arrested for masturbating on a train once. Should I continue to build a friendship with this guy or ghost him as to not take the chance of some heinous shit coming out later? I don't know, man.

I look at it. I'm not going to lie, man. This is kind of a tough one. Yeah, dude. Well, see, the thing is, like, say, if they were a long-term, friend and they told you that it will it's not it's probably to be like yeah you're what the fuck is wrong with you but you'll probably still be friends with them if you're barely building a rapport and they've already sprung that on you this is the this is the tip of the iceberg brother this is the tip of the iceberg look we've all we've all been young and dumb i just admitted to

fucking a pregnant woman earlier in this episode i mean that's not there's nothing wrong that's not that's not a crime but exactly you told me morally you admitted to beating off while you were walking home that there you go that that is and that's still not a crime even i was I was arrested for that. That is a crime, actually. It really is. No one was around. It was an exposure.

That's not how that works. No one was around, so it's not a crime. Stop it, stop it. My head's going to explode. Don't say that. That is the craziest thing. So if you shoot someone in the face and no one notices, it's fine. How do I explain it?

I get it now. The other way you guys more talk about it, because I was completely secluded. There was no one near me or around me. You're not. But the idea, but the idea of the fact that was still public indecency. Yes. Yes, you're, yes.

It's still public being decent. Yeah, nobody was harmed. It was no exposure. No one was there. No one was exposed to, but it was still public indecency. Nobody was still indecent and public. Nobody was harmed, but still. If you would have gotten caught.

It had a register and it would have been hilarious seeing you on a list. I did. It was so funny. Now they can't prove it happened or not. I'm like, oh, man, I might have been joking. Oh, man. Imagine we had some minority report shit. And like, imagine the cops come knock on your door and you're like,

hey, you were going. to beat off on a merry-go-round. You were going to spin the merry-go-round and then come on it so it flies everywhere. And you're like, wait, no, I would never do that. But the minority report's like, we got you. You were going to do it. Come with us. Conviction before the crime is such an insane thing.

It is the ultimate dystopia. Some people want that, which is crazy. But the idea of that is so postures. Listen, listen. You were going to kill somebody. It's like. Look, I got to be honest. I got to be, look, I didn't know before you told that story that you did that.

And that probably would have, you know, I would have changed things a little. Like, if you guys met each other. It's too late. It's too late. Hi, I'm Kingston. Hi, I'm Chris. Hey, do you know that I was masturbating? I was walking home.

Hey, man. It's that second sentence he's saying to this guy. Because like, I, I don't know, man. Like, I've fucked in a car in public or something. Yeah. You know, like at least once or twice. It's pretty normal to do that. Which is not, which is technically, you're not supposed to do that.

It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not devious. It is a little bit. Well, it's not. It's deviant. It's, well, it's, because to me, it's like, you know what it's like?

It's almost like having a small apartment with your window open. If you know what I mean. I know what you said. Yeah, I know you're not really trying to. It was like a fucking. You're not out in the open. Behind the armies, you know? Like, what I was like a power plant?

No one should be able to see your, your private parts. Right. No. You might be able to see like, like, say, I saw this chick's ass when I was, uh, I was parked in L.A. when I was still living in L.A. And some people were. or clearly some young couple were clearly fucking in the car.

And I was like, oh, you know, these people are clearly probably just, these young fellas. These dumb assholes fucking just, oh, I'm 18, I'm 19, whatever.

They feel like, I'm saying, it's like, holy, you kids. I fucking run into the story. Get a bottle of alcohol, rip a piece of my shirt off.

You know, you're in your state, you're like, ah, young love. And you're just cold watching. And I'm sifting through shit like it's GTA, you know, like here's my knife, my gun. And then here's my bono.

Of all of the devious, you know, publicly not okay activity to take action against. For that to be your line. That's the one. That's it. This is where I go. You knock on the window they roll down. You throw it right on. You throw it like an inch away.

Throw it on them. on the fucking steering wheel I don't know man I think if you're If you're starting to build this relationship With this person I don't know I don't want

I don't like cancel culture In the concept In its conceptual Form You know what I mean Like I don't like the idea This is like

Oh if somebody makes a mistake Then you can't like you know Work past that or whatever But I don't know man To be real Masterbating on a train is wild. And it's not even a mistake. You, that's crazy.

Is there an, is there, like, was he on ketamine? Like, was he tripping? Ah, see, that's the one. Like, there's context that might, it doesn't excuse it, but it might make it less egregious. That explains, actually, you know what I mean? On drugs, doing something crazy, I would excuse that type of behavior. Was it a bet for like a million dollars? Because I don't do that for a million.

You know, whatever. The thing is, that's right. I'll do it for $20. It's right. Like, when you're, when you're, when you're, for half tank of gas you're tripping but the idea is like

the idea of like doing that around people is really like if you want to train with people on it and doing that it's like I don't find that hot like I can't get my peepy hard it's like you shouldn't be doing that around people if there's like people

if I see like if I see dudes like I can't get my penis hard while there's like some business guy going to work and he's like you can tell he wants to kill himself, but he needs to support his family. Would it in fact...

How are you going to get hard doing that? Impossible. Wouldn't you come faster to stop? If I saw a beautiful dude. To stop masturbating, right? What if you saw a beautiful squirder on a train? Would you continue masturbating? See, I would rub the outside of my pants.

I would start feeding it. I give us a little bit of a feeder. I don't get caught because I don't whip it out like a fucking moron. Oh, there's a bug on my pants and I pat my dick to like... So here's the thing. Here's the thing. I would I would recommend you It's going to be so awkward

Mastrobat on the train So you got okay go ahead Yeah Mestrian on the train yourself and see like if it's If it's if it's as egregious as you make it Ask him about it you got to talk about that Yeah I think I think on so like or maybe like

Do a little digging like figure out like what else is it play Yeah I also want to know Because if he's the type to just masturbate on a train That's not ideal Yeah that's a feather And that's tip of the iceberg If you just met the guy And he's this comfortable telling you that

I think he didn't tell him that He heard from a friend. Oh, that kind of changes things a little bit. Yeah, he was like tattled on and that changes things a little bit. I think he was like bragging about it. I think he was like, by the way, I fucking, that changes things a little bit, but it also changes things where even my close friends get some information wrong about other people. Yeah. And so it also makes me question if that's actually true. Yeah, you've got to ask them about this and be as well as possible. My friends have done some pretty wild things, but I've also heard some wild things that I never heard

straight from their mouth. Like, like, say, one of my friends, I'm like, oh, if somebody told me something I would be inclined to be like, oh, you're probably right. I've seen this guy do some wild shit, but I can't completely take it, you know, I can't completely just accept it as true. My friends are such a cavalcade of ridiculous characters that I have to just take it at face value, but the thing is

that all of my friends were to just admit it. Like, they never deny that. Oh, yeah, I did something that dumb and I'll be like, thanks. Do you say your, the word cavalcade? Yeah. It's such a like, what do you have,

Fuck, what do you earnest, tell me what the fuck is this? I was raised by an old woman. That's okay, fair enough. I'm sorry, I just, it's just one of those words I hear so seldomly that I'm like, seldomly. The fuck of you. That's, I feel like, rarely. I feel like that one is pretty.

That's more modern than what I said, but it's still an older version of a word. I just, I didn't even do that on purpose. I just feel like that is a thing that people, do people not use seldom a lot? Yeah, just seldomly is a pretty, like, I mean, that that reeks of just like kind of existence. within your own effluvia. Well, see, there's that. What? See, we just said this now.

What did I say? What did you just do? You just said, you just said, I said, effluvia? What am I, Ernest Hemingway? He's the, he's the one that goes to camp, right? What? Ernest? That was probably, though.

That was probably, you know what? That took a second because, like, I didn't grow up with that at all. Right. Like, I still don't even know what Ernest is. Chris. I don't know a, okay, well, there we go. I was about to say, I was about to say, I don't know a single soul that has ever seen Ernest. I kill this guy.

My sister, my sister is a little older than me. And at that time, when I was coming out, she was like a younger kid. So she liked that shit. And then what happened is that she's 12 years older than me, so I couldn't change a channel. She's in Ernest. I would get my ass beat. So I'm like, I'm watching this now. So she's an Ernest head is what you're saying?

Yeah, she's an Ernest head. He's an Ernie. She's an Ernie. That's what they call them? Yeah. That's the. Is that guy still alive? I think he was killed in the war.

He was killed on the Gaza Strip. Ernest goes to Vietcon. Ernest goes to Iraq. Ernest goes to Ask Netanyahu basic questions. Hey, he doesn't come back. He can stop killing all these Palestinians. It's me, Ernest.

Welcome in prison of war. Of war. Put him in the prison of war. He doesn't talk like that. He kind of does a little bit. He talks like an American for the most part. No, he has a little bit of an accent. So let me ask you something.

What are you talking about? He talks like, he talks like an American. Well, I think, I'm being honest. He's from New Jersey, Netanyahu. He's from, I think, Philly. He's from Philly. He's from Philly. He's from Philly.

No, yeah. I don't know if he's from Pennsylvania. Don't cool him. I think he is. I think he's from West Philadelphia. Born and Ray. And I play, oh, that's most of my days. Hey, gay, yeah, yeah.

Let's just say he's from Philly. Killing out, Maxin and killing more. and out killing non-Jews and I'll kill it non-Jews outside of non-Jews and a couple of guys they ended up not big Jews so I killed the room back

and they weren't two I got one little fight I got one little kill my mom got stairs and you're moving to Israel and you're gonna kill more pros I'm gonna say one last joke and then we gotta go past this

yeah we are never getting casting in any films now well we're definitely not well I'm not stupid are you trying I heard your podcast

uh Stop. He does funny. It's funny, making fun of Jewish people, even though I said he had to be in the movie once. I'm really sad that, what is it, the, Randy Pitchford Blocking. If you don't know, Randy Pitchard, he's the CEO of,

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refresh rooms, and win the hearts of the judges. Bachelor Mansion Takeover, All New. Monday at 8 on HGTV. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do.

I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan. which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you.

Oh, my God. No, the ADL. No, gearbox. Oh, really? So, like, I... Why can block you? I don't know. I really have no fucking idea.

How'd you find out? Did you tweet out of him? I was going to say something. I was looking, I wanted to look him up to see what he was saying about the Borderlands movie. Oh. Because he did, he made Borderlands.

And he blocked me. I must have made fun of him at some point. Because I don't, because I don't, because I think is like him and Sean Asson, I don't really know. I don't know what I did. Oh, right.

That was fucking hilarious. That's funny. That makes no sense. Because I made that, like, I have a story about like, oh yeah, I made fun of him like dying and stranger things.

That's why he blocked. That's not literally true. I don't know. I don't know. I have no idea. I didn't tag him. I didn't go like Sean Asson. I'm glad you died in Stranger Things.

I'd be insane. He doesn't seem savvy enough to use block list either. Yeah, that's what's confusing about it. He's in his little shire. Like, I don't know what this is. I got big hairy feet. Come, let me lick your bum. That is exactly what he would say.

Wow. They were gay and shit. Like, let's be real. The hobbits? Yeah. Hobbits were fucking, though. That's what I mean. Like, with female hobbits.

No. Yeah. You know how many kids all of those motherfuckers have, bro? They had beards. They had beards. They had beers. They didn't have, you know what I mean, right? They used, it's like a masculine trait.

You get with a woman, you start a family. It's called a beard, right, when you're gay? Because you don't want society to know you're gay. They were fucking homosexual hobbits. No, you don't understand. They were probably some. Gandalf fucked them by whole, you grab them because they're so easily small. And they're like, that was a crazy image.

Swathing every stroke. Oh, Ian. Oh, it's so good, Ian. Oh, so good. They don't actually have babies, though. Like, every time there's no children in the Lord of the Rings. I've never seen... You're no children Hobbit.

I don't remember seeing any. Those are micro-Hobbits. Yeah. Those are different... It's a different race of people. Those are basically Gandalf's fleshlights. They're hobbits for the hobbits. Yeah.

A hobbit is a micro-Hobbit. It's a micro-Hobbit. The idea of a hobbit. And a normal person is a macro hobbit. The macro, macro, macro, no, macro, minion micro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're like the USBC. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

The idea of hobbits, they're like, imagine, the idea of a hobbit is such a terrible life because, like, a dog, a regular dog is a predator to you. A bird. They're living a bug's life, basically. No, they're not birds, not quite birds, but like literally. I think an eagle can pick him up. A eagle like a large bird of break. Yes, they are in danger to them. I think a pigeon with a mean face.

A pigeon could hurt one. Like we wouldn't get hurt by a pigeon. I'd just get out of here. But a pigeon could severely injure one of them. It'd be like, damn. I had to fight a pigeon for my life. I had to fight a pigeon. That was really tough.

I had to fight this pigeon for like a can of spam. A pit bull to a hobbit is a fucking sad. That's like having a gladi to find a lion. That's true. You're done. I mean, a pit bull to just a normal person is pretty much like fighting a lion. Yeah. Another person sucks.

I get killed the fuck out of a pit bull. I'd be really sad. I don't think you could. I think the way... I think you misunderstand how... I haven't bit by people before. Not full clinch, but I haven't bit by them. You don't think what happens with animals that are around that size, I think what makes them

so dangerous is that people are so unused to dealing with anything like that. So the fright and shock of dealing with that. But if you were like, say, I can fight dog... Like, I'm not afraid to fight a dog. I fight dogs. Like, Michael Vic, Michael Vic would put the dogs in the thing with me and I would win. Michael Vick. The idea being cheered on after killing a dog is crazy.

I'm walking around the ring like, yeah. I think that's how he got exposed because he was just doing normal dog fighting. And then he got bored and he's like, you know, it was up the stakes. He jumped in versus three dogs. And then the whispers started happening. It started making it to other rings and then an undercover copy. heard. He would run back. He would run real fast and they kick the dog and he

break it to whims. He was throwing footballs at their faces and shit. Like undercover cops at one of them like in Pasadena or whatever. Like oh did you hear Michael Vick? He killed three dogs in 30 seconds. And they're like Wait, what? They mean the

quarterback for the Philadelphia Eagles? He's like wait, wait, wait, wait. What did they all die? Did they all die? Did they all die within 30 seconds? like he finished it fight start and then 30 seconds later it was over yeah that what you said yeah because that's insane the other one

is more possible because I did you hit one dog with a dog and then you slam another dog another dog and other dog is it 30 seconds and they're all dead you know they all died and in 30 seconds to be the other you use a dog as a club yeah that's insane that's classic Michael Vic slamming a pit bull's head

into another pit bull's head and crushing them both with each other I can't believe I can't believe that he left the fucking I don't know what was it the Yankees to do that? Well yeah he was you start off in the Yankees

playing football and then he and then he was such an insane thing to hear somebody insane yeah yeah then he went to

the land of falcons to play hockey and then and then he went to the Philadelphia and then he went to the Philadelphia Eagles to do improv comedy

yeah he was the highest and then he fought dogs and then when they and then he fought dogs yeah he actually He actually campaigned to have a pit bull as the Philadelphia Eagles mascot. But they were like, ah, you see that video of, like, Michael Vicks, like, when, like,

his actual footage of, like, the dogfighting range, and you could see Fauci in the back. With, like, hundreds in the hand. You see, fucking, fucking, he's the one. He's got, he's got those opera, like, glasses. Glass of the monocles. He's in the balcony. He's the balcony with monocle. And dubious.

in dubia. I'm getting a little bored of these pit bulls. Throw a beagle down there. Get the puppies. He throws one from the balcony. He throws in a fucking four-week-old Labrador retriever puppies. Let's up the antis and then he starts injecting him with the evil vaccines. Yeah.

The poison vaccines team. And a dog just died. I forgot it takes four of them and then it turns it to a super beast. Does he sound like that? No, he does now. I don't remember how he sounds. I'm fucking Anthony Fouchy over here over there. Does he sound?

Over here over there? Yeah. Over here over there. Where is you from? I have actually no idea where he's from. He sounds like, he sounds like a regular, he sounds like me,

like a regular dialect straight American dialect. No, no flavor at all. I'm fucking. Like, whenever you hear him talk, he's just like, oh.

I've only heard him talk, to be honest, I only heard him in an annoying tone because like when all that, when the whole wave of everything happened and everyone started blaming everything on him, he was just, annoyed always.

So every time you went talking, it was like, fuck this sucks. COVID, your fault. They lynched Mussolini's lifeless body at a Texaco wrote in. A Texaco? He wrote it, he says, hey good ones. Nice. I recently watched

smiling friends with my homies for the first time, and I got to say, I'm glad they all liked it because it's very much your guys' sphere of comedy, or humor, he said. But I've got to to say it's really frustrating that this is the exact type of humor I've been trying to pedal to them for years and now they all like it. Reminds me of how a lot of gatekeepers feel about anime. What is an obscure or unrecognized in it? What is an obscure or unrecognized in its time piece of media, video game, TV, music, etc. Have you liked before it was cool and then been frustrated

when the masses start discovering it? Comic books. A number one comic books of mass media. Yeah, that's fair, I suppose. A number one. My friends grew up with comics, so we were cool in that aspect. Just because of the boom in the 90s. My friends have always liked comics. Like Joe, Jalen. So who were the like, so do you mean like say just like outside? Okay.

I think I think obviously Spider-Man, Batman, Superman have always been popular, you know. Sure. But the idea of the amount of people that like comics now are posed to like. Right. Oh, absolutely. It's just like, dude, come on. And then they're so, and then they like only movie versions of comics, comic book characters, which really frustrates me because I've never actually read one of those.

I've never read the movie version of comics. the movie versus the character. I know what you're saying. I know what you're saying. I have a graphic novelization of Spider-Man too, I think, actually. That I actually like quite a bit. That's actually a good fucking comic. That's why. That's the art. That to me, for some reason, I was picturing more of like the Marvel cinematic universe. And like I would actually read a Sam Ramey, a Spider-Man comic book. You know why it's because he knows the character. He knows how to write Spider-Man. Yeah, I would read that. I was thinking more of like, I was looking, I was thinking of like, I'm looking at Chris Helmsworth. And I was like, oh, here's on Chris Helmsworth's floor. I'm not fucking reading that. This bothers me so much because I feel like they're never going to be done right in films because of the fact that films have to be part of a universe.

Even though Marvel and DC are part of universe, they're all their own independent things. Yeah. That all like times they coincide and they cross. And that makes it cool. Like when Spider-Man sees Wolverine, it's a cool thing. Because you're like, oh, yeah. I'll say you're talking to it. I'm opposed to them all being like same kind of comedy and stuff like that.

And it's like, I don't like this. Yeah. Yeah. But I don't know, man. Also, anime is weird. I liked anime much more when I was younger, but now I think anime is cringe as fuck now. It's insane. But I think that's because younger people found it.

And when people find things when they're young, it makes it their own personality. And then it becomes weird. It's just that nature of it. I just like the most popular anime is like kind of cringe, if you know what I mean. Like say me growing up and this is like, this is just me. I'm speaking for myself. That era is different. Like the era you've grown up in different.

But there was always like some weird cheeby shit with like those, what did they call the, the hero kid? what did they call it again? Is it Shonan? Is it Kai and Shonans? Is that it? Yeah. Shonans, yeah. Yeah.

Like, that shit is always like, say, I watched a Tensi Moyo, which is that to a Tee, which I thought it was cool. I thought it was fun as a kid. Was Tensi Mewio the series where the dude had all the bitches that loved this? Yes. That's a harem. That's what those are called. That's what it's called? Yeah.

So that show was so fucking funny because this guy was so mid as fuck. And he had so many bitches after him. But what pisses me off is that. I was like, why did he like him so much? What pisses me off is that he wasn't getting. he wasn't fucking him. It pissed like the, the demon cat chick, like, wanted to fuck him so bad and he just wouldn't do it.

He liked Princess Yuki and that's it. And I'm like, and Princess Yuki's too regal to fuck him. But literally everyone else in the house wants to fuck his ass and he won't even do it. I was like, this piss, it was still a fun show. I still loved that show. Because of, anyway, but like a lot of the ones that saw, I was like, okay, there was some movies like, Akira, Ninja Scroll. I fucking love Ninja, Fis of the North Star.

These were things, and then the series Giver. These were very serious tones. Fucking the Gundam series. They're very serious tone ones. Oh, that era of anime was very serious. But see, that's what I loved. And then, like, so the one, the exception, like, say, full metal Alchemist Brotherhood had, it was half and half. A lot of cheeby cringe within it, but overall the tone was serious.

And then I feel like anime, largely the most popular one started going more towards, like, the more cheeby, cringy shit. And that's where I kind of fell off. It's like, I'm like, look, you guys enjoy it. You guys enjoy your My Hero Academia, whatever the fuck. I'm just not really into it overall. That's what happened. That's the nature of everything. Everything, uh, excuse me.

Everything goes towards what the masses would be, you know? Yeah, of course. You're gonna like that stuff. Like, I fucking, I like, one of my favorite toes is Judicial Kaizen, right? I love that show. I've heard of it. I love that show. I think it's fucking really good.

I've heard it's really popular. I don't know anything about it. But the thing is about for me, like, things like One Piece, right? I think One Piece is so popular only because of the name of what it is now. Hey, I'm Jesse Palmer, host of The Bachelor with some exciting news. After more than 20 years of drama, the Bachelor Mansion is getting... Is getting... My bad.

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion.

$1.20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder. Our army grows, so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

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its storytelling the way One Piece did, people wouldn't like it. I think people like One Piece because of it being One Piece. Like the people that have been a part of it like me, I love it because they've been a part of it. For me, I'm kind of almost over it

because I feel like I'm not getting paid off enough per what's happening. Like I still read it and I'm just like, dude, what the, like, I don't need a chapter that's not the press. It's not moving forward anymore. It's been over of 1,100 chapters. Yeah.

Get to the point. I don't care about expedition anymore. Like, get to the end of the story. That's where I'm at right now. Yeah, like they're just drawing it out for the sake of having content. I just don't know. I don't know what he's got in this pocket where he's trying to do. But for me, I'm just like, dude, I don't care.

Yeah, I don't care about you fighting these elders. Get to the one piece shit. What does, what does dragon do? What a revolution is going to do? Where's Blackbeard at? That's what I care about. I don't care about. I don't care about any of the other stuff anymore.

Yeah, I don't know. And everything you're saying, I'm like, what the fuck? It sounds like nothing to be. I don't know what I did. The thing was crazy that that part, the parts that I'm talking about, that shit got all revealed 17 years ago. And they've been doing exhibition to fill out the world, but it hasn't pushed the story forward really. Yeah. Only very slightly things have happened.

And I'm like, dude, it's just crazy. I don't know. Like, I know I've been even a patron, one of the $25 patrons were like, hey, you got to go watch it or something. I still, at a certain point. Don't get into One Piece if you haven't been watching it. At a certain point, I just look. Watch a video about it. I have to at least give it like so, because I did the same thing for a, uh, uh, uh, Naruto.

I, I did the same thing. I was like, I'll give it a shot. So I was watching like some of the best scenes from it. And I was personally, I was underwhelmed. I was, I was kind of also underwhelmed with, I feel like a lot of people like the, uh, the, the, the, the style of the fighting. I feel like it's just massive cutting corners because it's so many fucking, the frames are so low. I'm so used to Sweat Shops

Working to the Bone And like them being very detailed fights And when I'm watching their fights I'm like I can Their limbs are disappearing And I don't know if it's like the type of Like oh

They're so fast or something To me I'm like This is fucking lazy This is uh But people It's it's It's I'm watching my old shit Versus this

And I just seems like I don't know I've seen a lot of new anime Where it's like They just throw after effects On top of on top of like a fight scene you can't tell what the fuck is going on.

Like it's just like a bunch of flashing and just like it. Yeah. It's, it's not what you're watching right. Even some of the Dragon Ball stuff like lately has been kind of like that. Like even in the movies that I like

like Broly like there's certain point where it's like this is kind of like over animated in some way where it's like I don't even know what the fuck's going on anymore. I think Broly does a really good job with anime. To me it seems like something with Dragon Balli. I don't think Broly by itself

is a problem. I think there's a style that Broly is doing and then it is been extrapolated beyond that to the point where it's like I saw one where I saw one thing on Twitter that like I couldn't even I'll see if I can find it but it's like you can't see what the fuck is going on yeah like it's it's just information overload it's like color color color flash flash after effects assets literally on top of it and you're like is there even a drawing j jk does a really good job at it I think um one piece is not the best of choreography with their

stuff I think uh early Naruto and then a few of the fights at the end are a very good job at like choreography. Okay, do me a favor. Uh, if you remember, I like the chiening exam. Send me something that because like I watch, I know I watched Naruto versus like Shinsky, wait, so my name is Shinski. Sorry. Uh, Saski. I was thinking of Shinski Nakamura. Sorry. Um, and I was, me, I was unimpressed because I was like, it, it just what it looks like to me is this is really impressive to the people that are completely fine with like eight frames or some shit like where me I'm like I'm kind of like I feel like it's missing way

too much that's what Castlevania is like a lot of Castlevania is kind of like at that like I wouldn't say it's that I wouldn't say eight frames early It's pretty low frames though it's lower It's lower but like the last five Alucard and drop in freaking Trevor they did that on purpose to make it a very good Yeah yeah it's lower but then later on the series it kind of really

If it's well choreographed I like it It's enough for me there's the to me I have my I guess I have my limits where it's like when I start when limbs essentially start disappearing because of how the lack of like frames there are, I start getting a little like. What do you mean disappearing? Well, because since they're kind of getting from point A to point B and with so many frames that you lose track of it in between because it's not there.

Oh. Like so basically they're disappearing because there's so little frames in between that it's an extremely noticeable like it's not to the point where the old NBA 2. games, you would shoot a three and your coach would be like, oh, and then if you miss it, it's just instant frame is. It's so fucking funny. That's awesome. So it's like, it's not that bad, obviously.

Yeah. It gets to a point where I'm like, all right, this is a little. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, whatever. Somebody, I mean, look, anime's gay in general. If people completely disagree with me, I'm totally fine with it because I'm not, I'm not trying to say, oh, this shit sucks. I'm like, oh, it's not for me. Speaking of anime.

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My question is a My question is a quick one Who are your Dragon Ballsy Live Action fan castings I feel like James Charles Would make for a solid Friza I already do We said James Charles

Like it's got to be Friza Yeah yeah Being simultaneously kind of evil A bit scary to look at And having the same high pitch type of voice Love the show James Charles is a great Friza I think Kevin Hart

be a really good fucking Regina. I know that's already been done, but I love the idea of Kevin Hart is Virginia. It gave me the chills in a bad way. Who would be a good rock? I don't like that at all. I think Napa would be a good Napa. Jesse Ventura.

The Rock is a good one. Everybody says the rock is too old now. Deage him. Hi, everyone. He kind of sounds like he sounds like he could do Napa. I don't think so, but okay. I really don't think so at all. I think when he was like in the Predator.

When he was in Predator, I feel like he could have at least filled out his body. Right. But that's it. And then he doesn't do it in Napa's voice. What is the scouter saying about his power level? His power level in Minnesota. That can't be possible. Who would be a good Goku?

I'm Napa. This is conspiracy theory. You ever watch that show? Yeah. Joe Rogan as Napa. No, Joe Rogan is Krillin. What do you mean? Who would be piccolo?

Picklellow would be Shaq. Pickolo you'd have to find... You have to find an alien. You have to find an alien. Goku, I'm taking Gohan. Gohan. We're going to... We're going to go to desert.

You're going to fight a dinosaur. I'm going to blow up the moon. Gohan. Punch that rock and make it blow up. I got to blow up the moon because you're getting a little crazy out there, you know? Who's going to be Gohan? Oh, my God. That's disgusting.

You're just rattling shit off the top of your head. You're not even taking a moment to think. It's not even going to like this part of my brain. I'm just saying it. Hey, Shaq is Piccolo. I think Jack is funny. Look, it is funny. Okay.

Why should he not be Piccolo? Give me your end reason why he should be piccolo. Like, Piccolo's not big enough. Piccolo's not the same. It's not the same. He's not that wide. He's not that wide. He's not that wide, but he's big.

He's also. He doesn't sound retarded. That's a big thing. What you mean? Jack's word to very eloquent. His speech pattern is kind of dumb, but his speech, his speech pattern is a little weird, but he sounds like that. Hold on. We got to grab this cloud real quick.

Special bee. Special be. Mahapo, zampo. Okay. Go on. Go punch that dinosaur again. Oh, yeah. I want to play baseball.

Pick a lot of does play baseball. He does. Take this, Kobe. He does? Is? There's a filler episode where they're all playing baseball and Yomka Killsong. We got to get the Dragon Balls to wish Kobe back. We got, so I think, I don't know, man.

James Charles' his freeze is pretty perfect. I like that. I don't think anyone else is as perfect as you can get that. We got to do Goku. Who's going to be Goku? Goku. Oh, Justin Chatwin. Michelle Yo.

What are we doing? Myselfio. Justin Chatwin would make a great Goku. Look, the problem with... Ian Mouse Chong is... You know who Justin Chatwin is? I'm trying The,

Right, right, right. So Justin Chatwin is the guy who played Goku in Dragon Ball Evolution. Okay, that's what I was like, I was like, the name, I was trying to put a name. It was just being Justin Chitwin again. I was trying to put a face to the name and I was like,

I was like, ah, Ew. Yeah, it was correct. I don't think anyone looks ambiguously white and Asian enough to be Goku. That's the thing. That's the thing about,

that's awkward about a lot of anime adaptations, is that they're all Asian, but they're clearly not drawn that way. So like, yeah. So like you can't, are the sands supposed to look? Like, because you know how, say for example, since Goku fits into, they're in Japan, right? They, they like, like, Chi Chi and stuff. I thought Goku was in Philadelphia.

Yeah, so they're in like, canonical. They're in Philadelphia. Are they? I think technically they're in America. Are they? Yeah. Even like, say like with the. So they live in, they live in North City or whatever.

I think Chi Chi was from the Asian area, but they live in like. Well, there's also no. It's not Earth, really. It's the American tangent because Boma's a white person. Yeah, but I thought she was like the daughter of a colonizer or something. I don't know. There's also dog people. There is dog people.

That is very true. That is very true. It's so. I just assume because I think they deal in Yenny, if I remember. They do. In Yen. Zeni. Zeni.

Yeah, it's Zeni. Yeah, it is Zeni. I remember that from the, from the games. Oh, fuck. Hey, I'm Jesse Palmer, host of The Bachelor with some exciting news. After more than 20 years of drama, The Bachelor Mansion is getting...

Is getting... My bad. A makeover. Your favorite former contestants move back into the Mansion to spill their secrets, refresh rooms, and win the hearts of the judges.

Bachelor Mansion... Bachelor Mansion Takeover. All new. Monday at 8 on HGTV. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man.

Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. Which is literally just Dragon Ball Zee money. Yeah, Zin money. It's literally Zeni. Okay, never mind. Jesus. I thought there was something that, to me, connected to Japan. I probably just made some shit up.

I mean, the fact that it's an anime. Yeah, there's that. And then, like, Krillin's very much so little Chinese, a little Chinese to bend. Yeah, but that's the thing. And then there's like, they're just Japanese, 100%. Obviously. And he plays baseball. He plays baseball.

Tianhan is, I think, also. Look, I don't think they thought much. Chian is definitely... About the world that they set up. I agree. Goku's a wood boy. He's from the woods. He's a fucking woodman.

He's just a stupid moron that somehow I think he got sexually assaulted by Chi Chi and has a kid because he clearly doesn't know how to fuck. Yeah. I think Goku fucked Obama at least once. I think no one wants to talk about that. I think he fucked her at least one. I feel like we all thought that until canonically he doesn't even know what kissing is. Because he don't kiss.

They just, they just do it. I like that. I think that's actually fire. I think it's actually more appropriate. It's like, ever since I heard, you know, in the club where he was like, when he says like, I'm into having sex, I need to make it love. That was like, my eyes were like, I was like, they're different. I was like, oh, I don't want to ever make love ever.

I just want to like put the peepee in, no eye contact, no kissing. It's amazing. No eye contact. Yeah. It's crazy. All doggy. If she turns around, you've hit her hard. She turns around.

You're part. I don't want your face back to the direction. So Goku Oh you hit it again Oh this N-word Oh this N-word Oh this N-word I'm into having but sex

I ain't into making love So come I'm gonna have no case Gotta get rid of that come I don't know if there's any I don't know You really got it with James Charles man Yeah the James Charles

That's a great casting I don't know what's Napa Yeah the rock is Napa Yeah the rock is Napa He's gonna ruin the movie though Or whatever series Whatever it's gonna be he's going to ruin it like he did uh he ruined uh uh back out of

but he's still got to be but he's still got to be the guy who played tiny wolverine in um oh my god that in uh in the deadpool wolverine by the way did you see that actor actually no they kind of didn't even really need to do anything to his face oh he looks a lot like i don't know why they're like or he looked enough like him to the point where it's like why shouldn't a different version you know what i mean like it was kind of weird that they keep doing this by the way. They did that with like Luke Skywalker in one of the Star Wars shows. We're like they had a young guy play like a young Luke Skywalker

and his face is fucking uncanny. Like it looks hit the actual actor's face looks more like how I remember Mark Hamill looking in the original movies than Mark Hamill's face on top of it. Oh okay. Like it's wild. So they just made a for no reason. They just made it

an awkward looking face for no reason. They didn't have to do that. They gotta stop doing that man. I don't think Mark Hamill even cared. He's like yeah just I don't. I think solo. I think solo look solo is not a good movie, but solo, I think, had the right approach. It's like, cast a different actor. Well, that's fine. It's totally normal to do that. That is how it used to be.

It was literally just cast someone that looks relatively similar to them. Dude, people didn't even care when they didn't look at all. People didn't give a shit that James McAvoy is clearly not Patrick Stewart. Yeah. You know, like under no circumstance. Yeah. Would that person become that other person? Yeah, it's not even close.

It depends on how popular series are. They shaved his head. They shaved his head and that's it. Because Luke Skywalker is so heavily. attached to Marcamp. Well, dude, you're telling me E. Ewan McGregor turns into Alleganis. Look. In five days.

It's not possible. Yeah. Look, I understand. But what happened is that the characters are really, like, obviously Hugh and McGregor is very attached. They're just being dumb. So what you call it? To me,

he looks like nothing. He's just white guy with beard. Yeah. Yeah. I know it now because I've watched those movies so many times, but that's about it. Because there's so much media of him being that form of of Ewan McGreg.

you know of like the Star Wars Yeah but I get it Everybody looks like you and McGregor though They should just I look like you and McGregor Yeah you grow the beard out of your kids Oh That's what he sounds like right

I got that gay grounder What does he say? What does he sound? It's over Anakin It's all right like that You're gonna become a black person Evangian again Yeah

You're gonna have a black Smooth voice if you do that My allegiance is to the Republic To the Republic To democracy. Don't make me cure you. You're gonna.

All right, let's get the fuck out of here. Not join. You're not going to join. The voice over thing of what's called Seth Green and a guy that plays Pinky doing that monologue together. Oh yeah.

I didn't see that. It's crazy, dude. Please talk about it. It's like Seth Green and Rob Paulson, I think, is the voice actor who does Pinky. from Pinky in the Bray and a bunch of other characters.

But they did like that that that scene. They read that scene as Pinky and Who? And Chris from Family Guy. Oh. Okay. Chris from Family Guy's got such a funny voice. It really is a good voice. It sounds like he's in pain.

It's unmimicable, I think, actually. Yeah. Yeah, it's not. It is no. Only he can do that. The old one used to be just like he just sounded like a dopey, if you remember him. He's like, yeah, dad. Dramatic pause.

It's so good. Like, it is fun. It's fitting. I mean. He's kind of doing it a little better than than Anagan did, to be honest with it. Oh, he's doing it a lot better. It's kind of jarring.

It's a lot better. I was like, that fits. That fits more than... You're my enemy. Is that his voice is so... Then you are my enemy. Like his... It's good...

It's so stumbly. Like, he... I feel like his words are falling over his other words. Actually, I don't think it's bad. I think it's like... It's like, he's a kid, I guess, or like a young adult, so it's kind of like fitting. Like it makes sense in some way.

But like it... He's not... Like, Chris doing... Chris from family guy doing it's pretty... Oh, no, like Hayden. You do you do by Hayden? I think Hayden sounds perfectly fine at interaction. I think...

I think he sounds like someone that's going... Going crazy. It doesn't. It doesn't sound as cool as I guess you would want it. You know what it is? It's too... Hey, I'm Jesse Palmer, host of The Bachelor with some exciting news. After more than 20 years of drama, the Bachelor Mansion is getting...

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I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

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Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Considering the rest of that movie is so spectacle and so like it's just like what is going to be the coolest. You know, like it's all about like what is cool for him to deliver that in like a way that is realistic. Exactly. It's jarring because it doesn't match like the over the top.

It should have been more dramatized. It should be more dramatic. Exactly. Stolic Indians interact I think it's a good delivery I just think it's the wrong delivery For what the movie is In general because when you think about

The vast majority of lines That have ever been delivered in history They They don't speak like real people No Even with like That's why Game of Thrones is such a good fucking show Because they talk like people in that series

No no no they don't So that's great No Never mind See the reason why I see He's been tricked That's great People who talk normal

They stutter all the time They have ums and hands They think they look around. No, no, no. It is completely fucking manufacturing. I think, I think the words and phrases they use are.

The dragon prints. They don't stagger. Their words are more sharp and poignant. They're not, it's just like any cinema. It's not real fucking talking. It is lines perfected and sharply directed. People aren't wandering around looking like idiots.

I remember. It's all polished. I remember why that's one of the reasons why I think early family guys stood out to me as a kid. because I remember being, or even Invader Zim actually had some of this too where it was the first time I would see a cartoon and characters would like stutter

or they would have those like conversations like that scene in Family Guy like family gets a lot of shit for a lot of good reasons but like there are scenes from that show that are the scene of him and what is it Peter and Mr. Petersman robbing the train and it's empty and they get into that

altercation with the guy and he's like can I take the can I take the your whole pun And it's like, yeah, that actually comes out of my paycheck if you take it. I was like, oh, it's just this genuinely awkward, like, stutter-filled kind of conversation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, oh, that's weird that they would animate this. Yeah.

And there was a scene in Invaders Sim 2 where he, like, he, like, he, were the one where the one where he pilots Mars, where he finds out that Mars is like an ancient ship or whatever. Yeah. And the hologram comes up. He's like, I, you know, I am the last remaining people of my kind. And, you know. I'm an instruction manual for this magnificent vessel. Like you are now helming. And he goes like, your people were in instruction manuals.

And he goes, what? No, huh? And then it's just like this long pause. I love that scene. I think the idea of that. Anytime a cartoon stutters is great. Like,

I'm a sucker for it. I love what you call it. It's why we love smiling friends so much. Smiling friends. Early Rick and Morty was like that as well. Right. It's exactly. I notice it.

Whenever I can tell somebody is, when they're improvving immediately in something where I'm like, oh, a real stutter, a real, and a lot of times the directors will keep it in. They're like, oh, that was great because I'm like, yeah, you humanize the fucking moment. And it's, uh,

I always, it always kind of annoys me just slightly when dialogue is too perfect. Because it's, it's theater. I understand what is happening. In theater, back in the day, Thesbians, they would get all beaten if you fucking, if you missed your line, they would like get their ass whipped afterwards. They'd get their hangnails ripped around

the entire bodies. They would be finished it and then the queen would like all right rape them to death you would rape them

you flip your line raping and then all the fucking lions would come out the rapist lion yeah with a huge bode comedy shorts

comedy shorts funny it's me oh man I got you it's wet but uh he

you just holding it back of your face you're sorry to inhale it you're like I'm getting weak no I just, I love whenever, whenever, I just, there's something about that, that, especially, I like it, especially when it's like unexpected. Like, there, there are certain shows where it's like, they kind of like, like, the whole point is that.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I remember there was like this, um, I can't, I wish I could remember the specific. There was a scene from Seinfeld that I saw the other day that I never noticed before because I, I watched Seinfeld so in the background that I don't pay attention. I was paying attention this one time. He's talking about how he's going to go on a date with a Romanian woman, but he's like, I don't know what to talk about. Like, what am I going to talk about? And Kramer's like, what, there's all sorts of things.

He was like, when we were going to talk to her about Couchescu, which I guess was like the leader at the time, but you could tell Kramer doesn't know that. She's like, what? And it's just like silent

because it's just like a judge you were like, I wouldn't know what the... Because that's where I remember feeling it's like, I don't know what the fuck Kautescu is. The fuck is that. Yeah, totally. I love that shit. I think one mentor characters

does get stressed out. You can hear like actual fear in their voice. It's funny. Can you give an example? Like in Destiny, when like you're trying to save Cade in the beginning of your, find him and he's like you say you're not talking to me i'm giving you instructions say something back to me

oh yeah and it's like oh that's pretty funny the character just like yeah genuine panic is is hard to do i think to do convincingly it's got a panic i get in a frantic state yeah you got to get you got to a very frantic state usually if you get if you get annoyed let somebody annoy you um i was watching a behind the scenes that uh robert jrador robert jrero is notorious for just not studying his lines a lot yeah it'll just like whatever, and I can't remember which actor it was, but someone, like, freaked out on set set, like, in a very candid, like, they cut,

and he, like, will you fucking study your lines in your fucking, like, it was a very, like, you could tell he was getting annoyed with him just kind of flubbing his shit, and then he couldn't take it anymore. It was a very, like, you, oh, man, you finally got it off your chest, kind of a thing. That's like that Christian Bale tape from back in the day. Oh, God.

Berserk, bro. That shit. And I can only. What don't you fucking. Understand. So good. That lives in my, I still think about it to this day. My favorite is the guy, his explanation, where you hear him all suddenly.

I was looking at the lights. He just says like all very, oh, good for you. Dude, I just want to, I want to see what he was doing. Like, was he like, you know? Was he like, like the light? He's fucking like licking in the life. Just imagine the movies that guy works and I got fixed it. He takes film that shit seriously, dude.

To the point he's damn near killed himself a few times. He became a xenomorph a couple times. Yeah, what was that? The machinist, yeah. Machinist and what you call it? The other one. And Humpty Dumpty where he became an egg. Oh, oh, Lord.

Is that Christian Bill? How can you make my body like an egg? I need to crack it open for the finale. He rolls in the set. Oh, oh, Gene. Jesus Christ. And then he, like, doesn't crack very well. And he just goes berserk.

How the fuck of him come and seal me up. God, shit. Go to that fucking cut. Did they ever, did they ever in that story? Put him back together? No, like, why is he an egg? He's just a humanoid egg. Is he, though?

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20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with? Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Like, he just, a human egg thing creeping the fuck out. Of course, it's upsetting.

I think the idea of him being on a tour of a whirl and like dancing a little bit and falling off. What was this whole thing? But the song never says it's like it's never like Humpty Dumpty was an egg man. Like you'd assume he Humpty Dumpty. How does it go? I don't even remember. I only remember the end. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

And all the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put him back together. Yeah. But my whole thing you're right. They don't say anything about eggs. But also who is he to the, why would the king? Yeah. And horses? Yeah, what the horse is doing?

I don't understand this fucking thing at all. I'm gonna look this up actually. You think it looks like the town... Yeah, you do it so I can do the cameras. Do you think it was like the town drunk? Like just singing and it caught on? He was the jovial town drunk that everybody, like, everybody didn't like, but they knew they would have a less interesting time without him.

It was like a lovable little scamp. Oh, yeah. Oh, shit. Oh, no, Christian. is real name. Oh no, Christian. So some suggest that the real Humpty Dumpty is Richard the third of England, but others suggest the rhyme describes the siege engine or canon from the English Civil War. So the idea is that, like, I guess one of the siege cannons broke and it couldn't fucking put it back together.

Oh, like the English Civil War. Like the cannon was named Humpty Dumpty. Yeah. That's weird. Was it like, well, was it like an actual catapult that was sitting on the, the edges of the wall? I don't know what a siege can. I think that's a sling. I only have the siege cannon.

Well, no, because usually the trebishes are on the ground. That's like a siege engine or a cannon. Yeah, so like the canons or the canons, you can put those at the edge of the wall because you put cannons on the edge of the wall easily. Some historian could, uh, yeah, they're just like, they're just wall mounted cannon turrets, basically. So was it just a stupid? Some refer to an overweight drunk who fell off a wall. I mean. And then died.

And he popped. But again, who would he be for the king to give a solitary fuck about him? Yeah, right? It actually, it makes sense that like you probably had, you know, like a very stingy king that's like, don't waste any artillery. It fell, exploded and like put it fucking back together. You guys are all being hanged. Remember they all get the rape lines.

Yeah, you get the rape lines in the background just like looking out the trees. I will bring Dejy and his rape lines. It's crazy. Yeah. He's the fuck out of here. He needs his layer with his chloroform in his rag. He's made on his rag. He's like, he gets unleashed.

He's always on a chain, right? Christian Bale transforming his body to the point where he is basically an egg. And that's the context of that audio. Of him freaking the fuck out. What don't you fucking understand? He cracked before the third act. And that's what? really upset him.

I'm supposed to crack out the end. You cracked me. You fucking cracked me. Do you want me to kick your fucking ass? He's British, right? Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, that's why him and fucking Nolan were always having butt sex in England. You guys know that El King is fucking Rob Schneider's daughter? Do you know? Yes, I brought that up. Who's El King? Are you doing this as a bit?

Who's Al King again? I don't know what she is. I'm not band, right? She's the lead singer. I was like, I couldn't tell. I guess it's funny. She recently came out. She recently came out was like, fuck my dad.

Yeah, my dad fucking sucks. I'm going to kill my dad. I'm going to kill my dad tomorrow. I'm going to stick the rap lines on my dad. If you guys don't stop me right now, I'm going to kill my dad. Dude, no one would stop him. Who would stop him? Adam Sandler?

Adam Sandler would be like a suggestion. Hey, maybe, maybe shouldn't do that. Be, wee, who, whew.

Pee, who do you? I can't do it. Adam Sandler person. I can't, I can't either. I just know he makes baby sounds back in the day.

He would do like, he tiby, he's, a baby, a bad to say, and I'm like, what are you doing?

I don't know. I think he's made pretty good movies and everybody kind of shit on. I think he's made some good movies. For sure.

I think some of his old classes. Not all of them. A lot of classics from the 90s, I thought Click was actually pretty good. I like Click. Yeah. I thought Click was pretty good. Even though it starts with like a fart joke, I'm pretty sure.

Oh, it starts all. I just remember I'm farting in his boss's face when he has the remote. Oh, yeah, when he has the pause. Yeah. And it was Matt Hasselhoff, right? Is that the right guy? Anyway, it doesn't matter. But yeah, I thought that was good.

I thought it got super dramatic and actually sad at the end. Yeah, it's very sad. I was like, holy shit. Funny people, that's when I was thinking of. I like them. movie was all right. I never saw that one. That made me sad. Somebody was all right. It was a little, it felt a little like, it didn't, it almost didn't feel like a movie.

It almost felt like just watching, someone protect Rob Schneider. Just a little Nicky for it. That one was, I still don't understand what his motivation. I love that movie because I just don't understand how it got made. The fact that Quint Tarantino is a blind preacher in that movie and he's just like genuinely there. It's fun, but I just want to know. know what was his motivation for the character, like how he came up with it?

Because it just, I don't see, how do you come to that to be like, eh, it's a weird, it's a weird concept of a character. I feel like that movie would have worked without that, but it, if you know what I mean. I think it only works because of it. You do? I don't think it, like if it was just Adam's Hamill, like, hey, guys, I'm the son of the devil. He would, I feel like he would come up with a different concept that, eh, I was just like, why is the, to me, it's my least favorite part of the movie. I love it. Release the gun. They fucking killed him. It's just so, it's so Igor.

You know, like it's very Igor. Exactly. So, I'm just like, all right. So, Igor. Huh? He liked Popeyes. Oh, he did like Popeyes for whatever fucking reason. I mean, it's good.

I love the idea of just like that person, like, having to be taken seriously. I think there was some type of money thing. Oh, yeah. That's all he does. Did you see what he did in that pixel movie? No. It's literally just a cash grab for him. and his homies.

It has so much product placement in it. It's like an ad. Yeah, it's an ad. It's a giant ad of a movie. There's some good documentaries on it. And I'm like, that's hilarious. I never actually saw that movie. I didn't watch it either.

Yeah, who the fuck? Who do you know watch that movie? The one with like Pac-Man was in it? I think so. Yeah, I heard about it. Who do you know watch that fucking movie? Did you watch any of his Netflix special? I watched it.

It was me. I watched the one with Jennifer Anderson. I watched one of those. Oh, yeah. Jojo watched like both of them She really liked those movies They're like some murder mystery movies Oh yeah

Those are recent right The last like couple years She's like after the pandemic And I was like They might be I think I actually heard pretty positive things about them too I just couldn't bring myself to care I just don't care

I still haven't seen uncut gems either I haven't seen that either I heard it was really good Yeah I want to see Kevin Garnett Like I know he has a sex scene With a Adam Settler Yeah yeah He has something with him

He fucks a gem The weekends that I'm a movie He's fucking a jagged rock Oh! No, he's fucking it, though. Ow! Ow! He's still that cat.

Every role is now in Little Biggie. Oh, fuck. It's kind of just Jennifer Coolidge, really. Hey, it's me, Uncut Jim. It's... That's just a Jennifer Coolidge impression, actually. Yeah. It kind of does sound like that.

You know? You know Jennifer Coolidge? Of course. He's gay, author. He's gay. He's gay. He's gay. I'm going to kill him.

I'm gonna eat a gun. He's animated into the movie. I'm gonna kill Christian. Are you gay Christian? Are you gay for me? Are you gay for me? All right, let's fucking. Are you gay for me?

I've been saying let's go for ages. Listen to me, uncut gym. I'm gonna read our $25. $25 enough patrons. And then we're gonna get the fuck out of here. If you want to support, go over to Patreon. That's an amazing porno name.

Uncut. It's an amazing porno. Uncut Jim. I'm uncut jib. And you got a fucking 9 inch uncut penis. I'll have to cut of your gym. Uncut Jim. Uncutt.

Thanks. I cut it myself. Or uncut it myself, I mean. Uncut it myself. I found my circumcision. I found my circumcision in a pile of circumcisions. How do you know that one's yours, uncut, Jim? I tasted it and I knew it was my...

I liked all of him I knew that this one was mine. This is it. That's amazing. That would be something that someone would say. That's amazing. It's like the...

I shouldn't say that. I was going to say it was like a pile. You know the pile of shoes? Let's move on. Okay. Okay. Okay. I know what you're getting at.

What if there was a few Jordans in there? Like a few Jordan's in like... What have you don't? What have you... What if you went to the Holocaust Museum, you saw the pile of shoes, the Holocaust Museum. And you found and you found Heelies. Like the, like, modern day Heelies or this was the original, very recent Healy. Like, I bought them on Amp, as adult Heelies on Amazon.

Like they're, like they're old, they're clearly as old as they would be if they're in the Holocaust Museum, but they're clearly Healy's as well. But they're clearly Healy's. I would, so there's only two logical explanations. Someone totally ripped off a Jewish person's idea. Idea. or some piece of shit in that fucking museum fucking lathered them,

tattered them. No, no, time traveler. Or time traveler. Yeah, that's much more plausible. Yeah, yeah. It's much more plausible than some fucked up person. It's like that asshole gets stuck back in time during the... Imagine that.

He went healing around Auschwitz. And then they grabbed him. He's like, no, my time travel. That's where Hitler is now. It's in the future. No, I'm not. I swear to God, I'm not Jewish. I just hear me.

visiting, oh, it's an amazing accident you have there. That's quite the quixing. You sign, Zoom. Interesting shoes you have there. Throw it in the pile. Go in the pile.

You go straight to walk. You go straight to walk. If you can't outrun 1940s Nazis in a pair of helies, you deserve to be caught. You do. You would zoom, you.

Especially finding an incline? You can like run incline at a different game. If you get one good incline, it's a different game. Yeah. One good incline, you're gone. One good incline.

Even if you're... You don't have machine guns, there's up like that. They're fucking chasing them with tiger tanks and shit. You're just like, oh, oh. And there's...

They're two fit together. You're just, whoa! Well, that was the strategic... Actually, like, that was actually the strategic benefit of Auschwitz was that they understood

that Healy's were the, you know, the main method of transportation. Oh. And so they built Auschwitz at the bottom of an incline. So that no one could get away on Helies. Actually.

The Jewish person could create Helies? I feel like there might be... You know? A German person actually created them. Probably. It's one of them. A Jewish German person. It ain't the Japanese.

Yeah. They don't do that. And it ain't the Germans. Yeah. Japanese back only until the year 2000 exclusively wore those wooden sandals. That's insane. They just, they just refused to give by it.

Who are going to healies? Tell me. Some guy named Roger Adams. Oh, there you go. some fucking guy. I don't know. That's too nondescript. I was hoping it would be like Shapiro or something.

I was like Roger Rogan Shapiro. Let's get the fuck out of here. Again. Again. I'm gonna read the names now for real. Broly backshotting Sweeney. Kingston curbs stomping a baby with Link's iron boot. It's just bigotry.

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Drawing Together there was a giant midget. Well, that was a trope in all of those cartoons. Because do you remember the Robot Chicken one? Yeah. The Robot Chicken one is my favorite one of those.

The gigantic little person. Because they frame it like a 1950s like kind of like monster movies. Like attack of the giant midget. And it's just a guy like knocking things off of shelves in like a gas station or something. I love that joke.

It's so simple. What did a giant midget be like? We can't say midget anymore. Well, it's a right. So, midget is the N word for little people. For little people. Which is why I said it. Okay, sorry.

I try to say that word, so I try to say little people, actually. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that was the joke. The joke was Attack of the Giant Midget. Yeah. So the Dark of the Giant Little Person would be like this. Just be a guy. It's my favorite thing about it because they just gave him like small clothes.

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Wow Yeah I think people normally are like Diverse one I can't have that This is probably the most diverse podcast In the space It is so like Are there any other Podcasts you can think of

that are like notable that have black people on it at all? Um, only if it's in the like like in the black spaces and that's it Anything outside of that, no. Yeah.

Because I know a lot of people probably would be excited to like pin something would pin one of these things to me but they Oh look what he's doing They would just have to show the clip

And it's like oh And it would be like okay Oh yeah look at it look at his uh I've definitely said the end We're on this podcast before I'm pretty sure Like I'm sure I must have You have the likelihood of that not being true is insane.

Well, you've definitely, you said the soft day. I don't know if you've said the hard R. No. Yeah, I don't think so. Well, yeah, I know it was at least not on the, maybe on the extra ammo. Maybe you sign up for $5. You might hear Chris say the hard R every once in a while. You never know.

It's, it's, it's, it's, it's sweet. It's absolutely not my fault. It is absolutely your fault. Say it, say it, say it. Because I never found that word funny until you steamed it into my brain. No, do not blame me, Chris. Kingston, let's be realistic. Let's be realistic.

That's still the truth, okay? Before we first were living together, before we were super close, we saw something with the Edward was in it and we were both laughing our asses off at it. Oh, no, no, no. It's not about it not being fun. It's funny to hear it. It's always been funny. Like, Blazing Saddles is funny, you know?

But like, pop yours in. But like the idea of like sitting on that word and joking. like working on jokes about it. I didn't do that. You know, I didn't spend time doing that. You shouldn't have been doing that. But look at me definitely,

even Lily now, dude, but I played the thing with the cat to her. And she was like, I've been thinking about it. And I'm like, you're almost halfway there. Lily,

just say it. You can. You have a black boyfriend. She's like, that's not how that works exactly. Not at all, in fact. I think it's the...

It's exactly how it works. Inward Pass. You give it her. Does Joe just call you Edward? No, she won't do it. have you tried i tried i think i think out of all the years i've known her maybe one time she's said like nigger or something and i did it was so hard to force it out of her i have to say the soft day

means very little it's it's almost i think i still have tweets with that with that up i i think i retweeted one once like recently like in the last like a year yeah i mean whatever dropping the hard art it's never necessary that's why it's so ever gotten no i don't think she's ever said a hard ar i don't know if i can get her to do that Lily won't say that word. She'd rather die, I think, personally. That's crazy. Rather die? I would rather say it.

Yeah. Personally. I'd rather say a word. Call me, I don't know if that is not woke enough or whatever, but like, I ain't dying. If it's a choice, like, quite frankly, if it's a choice between saying the N-word and dying, I'm saying the N-word probably many times.

I will say any slur to just get like a few dollars off a meal. Yeah. Like, how did that? Yeah, they had a coupon like 10% off? Which one? Which one? Which one you want? How many times?

Who do I call it? Yeah. It's like I don't. Who do I do that and laugh? I don't know. I actually don't think of it. Well, I would do it if they're small.

I would say it. I don't know if I would. I would never call somebody at the end world. You have, but not in a malicious way. What are you talking about? You definitely have. What's the context?

Like we were joking and you said like something funnyly to that word. And you were talking about like a person. Which, what are you talking about? I forgot what the context was. But I definitely in, I definitely in our life. I know for a fact this did not happen.

It did. And it wasn't bad. Tell me what it is. I can't remember the exact moment, but I definitely heard you say that word. And I was like, that's fucking funny. It's a mega convenient. You can't remember something exactly. It happened years ago.

No, because I've just always felt like that way about that word. It was like I feel like calling people that word is too much. Like always. For me, I think saying that word is fine. I obviously call people, but it is a little more armed or duh, whatever. But like, if you say that word when you're mad, that's the problem. I think if you get angry and you say that word, you're not a good person. I think it's a weird thing to call somebody.

I think if you say it to someone directly, I think, like say an example of, I know everyone to a certain extent, most people, say if you drive and somebody does something horrible, like cuts you off or whatever, you'll have a thought of, you know, you don't feel this way about them, but you're angry. You want them to die. Yeah, so you might throw. I'm going to kill you. What happens to me immediately, say it's a woman that cuts me off. Actually, I was driving with my mom one time. So I was driving with my mom and my mom got mad at me because it was such a. instinctual. I was like, you stupid fucking slut.

And then she was like, and she was like, yo, like, what the hell? And I was like, hey, clothes. They, they're, they, but I was like, they fucking suck, man. Like, I don't actually think she's a slut. I have no ill will other than in the moment of her doing something very dangerous. It's crazy. Some people just don't do shit like that. Well, some people, uh, they, they, I feel like they're ticking time bombs because they don't, they don't release any of the anger that clearly you can't release up as a human.

You can release it without, without doing the whole. like, I, it jackass. Yeah, you can be a weird fucking pasty person that's just like, oh, you ninkum poop. Like, what is that? What is wrong with you? What are you? That might help. I threat. You're a fucking serial murderer.

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People, would they get really upset about that? People keep getting angry that we keep bringing it up. I mean, it's true. I don't care. Look, it's not real. It's, but whatever. Well, just by the sheer, the sheer number of heterosexual couples versus lesbian couples would make that impossible. Statistically, that's what it is.

Well, no, you would try to, the only way you could even try to argue is per capita, but I still don't think that's correct. Well, here's the, I think, I think it's the most. Hey, I'm Jesse Palmer, host of The Bachelor with some exciting. news. After more than 20 years of drama, the Bachelor Mansion is getting... Is getting... My bad. A makeover. Your favorite former contestants move back into the mansion to spill their secrets, refresh rooms, and win the hearts of the judges.

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which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger. bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

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It's exactly real. This is like, I feel like this is exactly like what a right lady podcast is. Like, it's just inserting these things and be like, yeah. And then no one checks anything. Well, I think, I think per capita. That sounds good to me. I'm not even going to remotely check this thing.

You guys understand it's like millions of children are getting bottom surgery. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, no. Out of like first grade. The amount of gay people on this planet, like one in every one person's getting. Yeah. No, I was like, I was talking to Matt Walsh the other day.

He was like, did you know that every one year old now is getting bottom surgery? It's fucking insane. I don't know what world we're living in now where it's just like this is normal. Yeah. Every one year old like like I have the first. And the fact that everyone supports this is great. Because first they're fighting to not get aborted after they've been born because every fucking liberal state is trying to abort the kids after nine months. Like all the moms are like, all right, that was a very tough thing.

Please throw it in the trash can. Could you put like a little, could you put a little net and a hoop on the trash can and then just dump? And so they already have to be wrestling. So after they finally avoid death and that and then now they got to get bottom surgery. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. They're thinking about the trash cut off their little peeves and balls and then fucking molding it.

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