The Snark Tank - #258: MAHA

Episode Date: August 30, 2024

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know there's times that you need to be respectful and sometimes you just can't help yourself.

You know, we were just laughing at something off, you know, before we started. But there is, it reminds me of my friend went to, one of our friends Krispy, he died like in 2021, alcoholic, you know, it was going to happen. Our friends. Yeah. No, what a, oh, what of my, you. Yeah. One of, one of my friend and the person that I'm referring to, this is why I said that if I said our,

this cool alcoholic guy yeah but yeah so my friend so I was I was actually away I was in Europe at the time so I can go to the funeral but my friend went to the funeral and he was having he was trying his hardest not to laugh because number one open casket

and then for some reason flies kept landing on dude's face he was like oh shit and then fucking his girlfriend you know at the time she does a singing rendition and it's fucking trash and he's so red he puts his head down and then somebody that's sitting next to him

is trying to console him because they're thinking he's laughed he's crying and that made him can you make your laugh that sound like tears I can do that so I've never got away without life I've seen people hysterically cry to where it sounds like they're laughing

I can do the other end of the spectrum I can laugh at it's like I'm crying that's interesting do it right now I can't nothing nothing that funny happened if some funny shit happens I'm absolutely going to do it.

Nothing funny happens anymore. That's true. There is nothing funny. There's nothing funny. Shows over. Bye guys. You know what I do think is funny? I think,

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I checked the numbers and I'm like, you guys are listening. You're listening to the threats. Yeah. They're listening to the threats. No, no, no. Even Spreaker or other shit is doing very, very well. Oh, yeah, because we keep doing three fucking plus hour podcasts.

Yeah. They fucking love it. We're work courses. Listen, we do it. We, this proves that threats work. Yeah. You know? Threats are important.

I have a serious, I have a serious conundrum. I want to bring it back, actually. Okay. I've been thinking about this because I do want to have kids, and I'm probably going to start. That's probably going to be my next year adventure, like, working on, like, trying to, trying to start my family. Mm-hmm. And I've been just thinking a lot about the idea of the interactions I'll have with kids with bullying in school. And I've realized that there's just literally no way of stopping it.

Yeah, of course. Like, actually. So I'm just trying to, like, figure out how do I, like, how to fuck do you go about that? Because what do you do? You can beat the children up. But then that ends up me in jail and then the child doesn't have a parent. You don't have to go to jail necessarily. You don't have to.

People won't know it's you. If I beat this kid up. If I put a shiasty on and shop and beat the fuck out of this kid. Put one of the, you know what the Muslim ninja women, you know what they wear? You know what I mean? Oh, okay. Put that on because like that won't, it won't even like show off your figure because it'll be like hanging off like a dress.

Yeah. And that's what people think a giant ghost just beat up this kid. Oh, do you see that giant ghost beat up that kid, call him the end word and leave? Yeah, man. I mean, you know,

people believe crazy or shit. If you, like, if you actually think about it. I would believe that if somebody told me that. They believe crazier things, but like, no,

they believe crazier things. They do. They do. You know what you should do? Look, you hire a homeless man and then put a crown of thorns on them. They'd be like, Jesus kicked the shit out of this kid.

That is out of. pocket. It sounds on a pocket, but it's not even going to be traced you at all. The guy doesn't even look like Jesus. It's just a white guy with a beard. Not even. It's just like just, it's just a non-descript person with no Jesus like figures at all, but he's got a crown of thorn. So it must be him. The idea of hiring a homeless person to kill somebody for you is crazy. But I think people would do that. I'm sure many have tried. I wouldn't be surprised if that's a common that at one point was not super uncommon. Yeah. They've tried a lot now. It was probably very common before when homeless people weren't overwhelmingly just insane. They were just, you know, like, that's true. Like now it's, that's a, that's a 70-30. You're like, you're either, you're almost surely, it's going to be a disaster. Insane or drug addict.

It's either, so you can't really, I think you can't find a knowledge. The drug addict, but I think one leads to the other. That's the 30% though. Yeah, that is true. 30% is still drug addicts. The 30% is the drug addict. So like, otherwise, 70% you're going to get an. sane person and the plan is going to fail because it's like trying to it's like finding a stray

cat and then like let's hey hey i i need you to do something for me it's it's just as useless it's just as useless like it's you're wasting your time the idea of trying to get a stray cat to commit a hit for you is crazy listen here mr nibbles do you think any homeless people have tried that hey come here oh for sure yeah do you think it's worked do you think there's at least one that it's It just went to somebody And clawed into their throat deepened up Accidentally I think it

It's not that the straight cat understood But it was gonna do the thing anyway You know Like it just It was a perfect coincidence 100% Where like he asked it to do something That was already

It already had its mindset on doing And then it like stops Observes him speaks Well I My curiosity is There are obviously domestic dog-related fatalities. Obviously.

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Like your cat like nicks at your leg or something like that. You slip, you break your neck on like the fucking five counter. Right. So cats, it's like the inciting incident. It was a cat, but not the cat finishing the job. Yeah. Right, right. Dogs finish the job.

They do. Some dogs are the job. Often. Some of them. I don't, I, I've been attacked by dogs before, and I feel like a dog could not kill me unless I chose not to fight back. Well, which very likely, I might, I might not choose to fight back until, like, it's probably too late. I'm getting really hurt. A lot of people, I think, just have a hard time hurting dogs.

Yeah. You know, I think that's what it is. Yeah. Even in a survival scenario, I bet, like, it's, there's something like, like, there's something in your brain that's like, I shouldn't hit this dog. Definitely. The humans that survived to this point. have that innate like dog gene for the most part and then people that don't have that gene are crazy to me like I don't I don't get how you don't like dogs like that really makes me think

like something's wrong with you as a person I don't really know anyone that doesn't like dogs I know people that generally don't like dogs who doesn't like dogs what do you mean like does it okay hold on there's a distinguishing factor here that we did does not like is he afraid of what does that mean does he not like dogs or does he actively dislike dogs there's a difference yes there's a difference because there's different because there's people who just don't care you know who don't have a preference like I I like dogs I like cats I really don't give a shit. I like a general kind of mammal that sits in the house.

I think it's even insane for people to just not like dogs. Actically disliking them is your usually probably gunned down. But like not liking dogs insane. Like seeing a puppy and being like not being like, oh, that's cute. I want to pet it. Is insane to me. Like how could you, how could you, how does that get passed on? Like maybe trauma.

Technically, biologically, it is a little bit. weird because the, you know, little animals and a lot of little things are designed to look adorable so you don't attack them. So you don't murder. So it is, it might be. That's an evolutionary trait for animals to deal with people are to be cute so we don't slaughter them. That can't be true though, isn't it?

I think it might be modern. I think it's very much true. The animals that probably exist now. I'm not saying 100% it's true, but think of the animals that exist now and how many of them are just cute by nature. No, but I understand. that, but I guess my question... Or maybe we developed to think they were cute ourselves.

Not so much. That's what I'm saying. Because like there's no way like a snake looks at like a baby mongoose and thinks like, aw. Right, because we're talking about humans. We're talking about humans. Right, but like they think all of them just so happen to develop being cute for, to protect them from people. I think so.

I think when you think about, when you think about advanced, like you think about almost anything like say a pepper, a peppers have those whatever those things to protect themselves from being eaten. it's like and it's it's a response and there's certain other things that don't have that because there's no opportunity for them to grow like saying colder climates so they don't need to have any protections like things that grow and like really cool it's like and what i mean by that is after a while when something kept happening like say humans or uh older versions of ourselves we're hunting certain animals and indiscriminately who cares if they're young or not probably

over time because of like how we even developed ourselves with liking hips and tits and stuff certain things there are certain things that have developed for us to find aesthetically pleasing and I feel like for animals it's the same thing where I feel like it's a two-for situation I feel like definitely we develop to not murder small cute things yeah ourselves and then things that were smaller and cuter themselves just survived because we weren't murdering them I think that's kind of them passed on that trait. I think I'm more on that one. No,

it's exactly that. That's how that works. Some things are one cause, but some things are like a double. So let me just clarify. The implication of the conversation is that things used to be ugly and then people came

and then they were like, we have to be cuter. That's kind of the implication of that sentence, which is like a, it can't be real. You know what I mean? Maybe to a degree. Like cats weren't like these hulking beasts

or like these gross fucking beasts when they're born. And then suddenly like, oh, people came and then they were like, we got to be cute. now. Like I just, I don't, I mean, I think there's been enough time for that to even occur. I think, I think. Humans are old, bro. We're way older than you think. It's crazy. I would say,

but that would require millions of years. Maybe not, dude. One mutation can change shit, man. It's, it's not often that simple, but like it takes like one mutator. Think of it like this. I think we just naturally think things that are newer and smaller and rounder. I think we might have got that from our human side as well. Think about, think about like, like wild pigs domesticated versus being wild. Right. How crazy they look versus. is they're not looking so crazy when they've been domesticated. I think in the same vein as... That shit is drastic.

Have you ever seen a feral pig? Well, yeah. They look hilariously insane. Compared to a little pot belly that's just like, I'm your friend, I'm going to walk around you. So I think it's the same thing with human intervention, just being around these animals, getting softer. So I think technically that could be true in a sense that humans being around these

certain animals made them softer, them being somewhat domesticated. And then those ones survived, obviously, because they weren't getting slaughtered like crazy because they looked so adorable. I wish humans weren't pussy and we domesticated bears. I wish we did that before. Yeah. We would have had awesome aspects. To respect Russians, man. They coincide with them.

That's a difference. There's a lot of those bears that they just like, they just, yeah, they just have them as like, oh, you're my homie. And I'm like, oh, that's cool. I never do that. You know? Yeah, that's cool. That's cool. That's cool.

That's cool. That's cool. brain. I like, I love bears so much. I want to chill with the bear, but I just don't want to, I don't trust anyone enough. Even somebody that's like, oh, I've, this bear have had it for like 10 years. I don't care. Yeah, no, I don't. Not a shot. I haven't. Like, so why would I spend time around it? Exactly. It's like those circus videos where somebody inevitably gets like mauled by a bear and it's like the, it's the trainer. Yeah. You know, it's the guy who's had a rapport with it. Because it's like, you're, they're not just like, oh, this is my homie. They're fucking punishing that bear. You don't get, you don't see. They're disrespecting. Yeah, you don't get to see those parts of it.

Like, I go to the bear shows at circuses where they show that's the part that they show. I would respect that more. They abuse the bear. They refuse to feed it. They kick it. It's insane. Because, like, I show me reality. I respect that.

I don't know how zoos work in the rest of the world, but I know, like, American zoos. They had, like, a paradigm trip where I used to just be, like, damn near torture. So the side shows to, like, now they're, like, actually trying to help animals. Yeah. But I imagine, like, the idea of, like, going somewhere, like, here's this. here's the spotted whatever it is if someone goes and whips it whips it for it to perform for you

How would you feel about like say human zoos Like people that are like exotic Like say we have like a RFK Jr.? You know that already existed You know right They had black people in like Yeah but I'm talking about I'm talking about a modern day sense

Where like black people That are awesome and athletic is not a It's not a sight to behold anymore So in a way that like say I think like say someone who's He's talking about a human zoo that doesn't make sense A human zoo. A human zoo. No, with one, people that are just like, wow, this is interesting. Like, say you see a, you know, the family, the royal family essentially in America, the Kennedys, you know, or like, so you put like them in there.

And because like, if you, come on, you hear RFK Jr. talk. You're like, that is a fantastically intricate. And what is like the way he sounds or the shit he says? Everything. Like his package, his total bag, he's this jacked old crazy guy that sounds like he has that weird filter on. With part of his brain, by saying. With part of his brain being eaten by a worm. Like that is one of the most fat, like, why should...

Well, isn't that just a freak show? It's just, that's just what a freak show is. You're right. I'm not, I'm saying zoo because zoos seem more humane, I guess. Soften to blow, but it's literally just like a freak exhibit. I mean, a zoo is a freak. I mean, technically, it is. Not modern zoos in America. Maybe they used to be.

No, but what I mean is like you go there to see shit that's like really not normal to you. You know what I mean? To your everyday. You see like, oh, what the fuck? A camel? Ew. Because it's an exhibit. There's an exhibit and then there's ideas where it's like a freak show.

There's nothing. There's no like respectable spectacle. You're not learning anything. You're going to look at the bearded lady. Beat your dick off in front of the fucking cage that she's in. And then dip. That's crazy. That's a wild.

Is that how it was? I assume so. That's what I'd want to do. I'm sure there are some guys that are beating her. dicks of the bearded lady. Right there, right in front of her. She's like fucking this far away from you. There's one guy who's like brave enough.

He's brave enough to be like the pee-wee-herman of that time where he was like, of course I'm jerking off in front of the bearded lady at the freak show. Like what else? Like what other reason would I be here? You guys come here to be able to just look at the bearded lady and just say, hmm, fascinating and leave. Fucking coward, dude. That guy was probably a good shot too because there's probably people being like, kill

this own bitch. And he's just like, p' p'amow. You know, takes them out and the continues. Rick's shays. He somehow nicks off her beard And he's like Oh yeah He walks out

He's fucking He's coming so hard at somebody That their beard falls off as insane He walks to the next state To find the next bearded lady or whatever He's a fucking He's a fucking tumberler, bro He's tumbling, bro.

It's kind of crazy how that was just Like that was enough for people To get out of the house At a certain point Like there's a woman with a beard Over at the town square You want to see it And everybody was like, of course

Absolutely Absolutely I've never seen him Anything like that. Would you have partaking in like the town stoning? I don't think I would have. I would have thought about it. I like to imagine that I wouldn't,

but I have no way of knowing. Yeah, exactly. If I grew up, like say I was five years old and I saw my first stoning, I might be into them. Yeah.

I don't know. But like, as the most jagged rock possible. Me right now. Stoning, stoning a witch in the Salem Town Square would have been like your, it would have been like my, um,

going to see Spider-Man too at the, at the, at the Cineplex, Crass County. You know what I mean? Like, that would have been like a memory that I hold very fond and dear. It's so wild, man. I remember Stolling.

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you know, like a modern day theocracy and we can still see it if we want to. We want to experience it. It's so morbid. There's like laughable aspects of it until you see it. Then you're like, whoa. It's laughable because of how insane it is.

It's like reading about medieval torture. Like you laugh at it because of how fucking insane it is. They would shove a blunt instrument up his penis and then heat it and it's like, that's crazy. Dude, the amount of... You smell it and you're like, whoa. They were crazy. They were so inventive in ways that I could never imagine.

Europeans are interesting, bro. Old Europeans are interesting people, dude. I think they're fascinating. When you live in a gray, depressed stone area. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, like, you're not in a fucking oasis or you're not in a jungle. They were writing the stories about like the fucking pretty like fairies and cool nights. They were in like the everything's gray. my pussy's gray my dicks gray my bed gray the sky's gray my house is gray and he's getting bad they want to hurt people dude pussy would actually really fuck with me

i think that would not be i would not be my dick and gray pussy at all you could not talk me and then those guys though they had they had they had they had a roll they rolled they rolled the dice though they had that or they had the lamb and they made it they made the sheep they made the sheep are fast back then so i think they're all all all the guys were sick So they were trying to catch the sheep and like, because they know, they didn't have it. They had like one potato a month and that was their carbs. So they're like, fuck. Do you think they'd be better killers than we are now? Who? Those people.

The people? Yeah. I think they had, they can turn off the empathy more than we are, but they wouldn't be able to outpower. Oh, they would. Yeah. So we can kick their asses just because they're so weak and small. But like they, if they had the same weapons, they would have no problem destroying us.

Because they like, they like, Lyle always argues this. He thinks like, oh, yeah, they eat like a potato and a half. I'd be able to kill one. I'm like, Lyle, I think physically you could kill one of them, but they fight to win in a way we don't fight to win. Like, we went to fucking Chechenesea, and we found out that all of the fucking Aztec warriors are like Lily's hype. I would beat the flaming,

I could like hit them three times and probably kill them. But they are hearted. Like when they're like, oh, a new person comes here, we have to kill them. Russ are going to kill all of our families and rape my dog. And I can't have that. They're strong. But, yeah, they're like crazy fast or strong?

they're just, they are just more willing to do what they need to do, opposed to us, we don't have that edge. Yeah, they would, they would eat your eyes out immediately. Oh, yeah, like, they'd go from my eyes. And then you'd be swinging around, and then they would just wait for you to pass out and then kill you. And then get the fucking, the bat with the fucking glass on it and doink me in the head three times that I'd be gone. Blow one of those fucking, those death whistles that they love so much? Yeah.

It would have happened in that game that, uh, there was a bunch of, you know, you know, that, the Elon Musk Twitter types were complaining about you're like this I can't remember if you're an Aztec or something or a Mayan and it was like this indie game where you're basically stealth and you're killing these conquistadors or something. I remember hearing about that.

And I remember these guys were like oh, you know, you know, the types that were all mad. Imagine it must be so tiring to be like upset about everything. That's like being mad about like Resident Evil 5 to me is just like shut the fuck up. Yeah, it's just as stupid. I can see what we're getting mad about

but also like it's a game. I can't. I can't. Well, I can see people get mad about it in the sense that they're insane. Yeah. I know there's a lot of insane people

in this world. Like they went to Spain. Like they literally went to Spain first. Like they didn't just start there. They just started there. That'd be one thing. I'd be like, whoa. This is out of nowhere,

but he went to Spain first. Leon shows up like, hello, Como dostas? Uh, uh, I was about to say French, but like,

he's asking for like, have you seen this girl? And then motherfuckers. start speaking Spanish like like nigga you're in my house and then he just blows him away he just blows him away that's a crazy way to see that

you're in my what are you doing in my home but I'm like the fuck he's resisting I was like yeah he's like hostile I had to put him down I had to neutralize him something I'm like you walked into his house in the video

in the original game he just walks into the Spaniard's house and there's obviously something wrong with the guy. Yeah. But it's also his house. It's his house. He's not bothering anyone.

He theoretically has complete right to get rid of you from, or to act hostile to you as you broke into his house. Is that how the original game goes? Yes. You don't remember? It's different. Yeah. It's different.

It's different. It's different. It's different. It's very different in a way that like, uh, there is provocation in the new version. Versus. I don't remember. Yeah. The new one is just, he just walks in and he goes like, excuse me.

And he's like asking this guy, he turns, he has his back turn to him. And then he turns and then there's obviously something wrong with him. And then he lunges at him. And then he just, you have to, you have to fucking shoot him. It's the little. It's the tutorial, basically. It's the very opening, like when you finally get to fight. And yeah, he's completely, Leon's completely in the wrong in this.

But it's just so funny in hindsight because you have to think about the developers knew this and they just laughed about it. Well, that's every Zelda game, too. You walk in people's house, you pick up their shit, you fucking slam their shit on the floor, you take their money. Like the money they were hiding to feed their family. Yeah, they got their rupees. The rupees.

The rupees are fucking... I have to say, that's always... We're going to start. That's always been the part of RPGs to me that have never really landed. We love that shit, dude. Because the whole point of an RPG, theoretically, as a game,

is that this is... Oh, you're selling a real world. Right. It was like, okay, these are characters you can interact with. And like, you're selling a world. Not exactly real, but I understand what you're. But you're selling it. Like, the whole point is to make you like, you know, believe more than to believe. It wants to make you believe you're in that world more than like, I don't know, a fucking devil may cry.

You know what I mean? Well, think of it like this, right? In RPGs. But they don't, nobody gives a shit that you're rummaging through all their shit and stealing everything. There's no, like, you can walk in people's, someone. There wasn't Skyrim. I remember that. That was the thing about Skyrim.

There's also, there's a lot of. Because they would lock their doors at night, and then you could bust in and they would get angry at you for stealing stuff. If you get caught stealing their shit, like it always shows the red. You know, if it doesn't belong to you, right, it's highlighted in red. So it's like, that's you stealing. But even that, like, they don't care that you're rummaging through it. Yeah. I mean, they're like, let me see what's in your pockets.

You look at it. You could literally walk up to somebody look in their pockets in Skyrim and they don't seem to gear. Right, right. Yeah, you look in it, don't steal anything. It's fine. In Balders Gate 3 at the end of the game There's like when you get to the city There's this guy that has the most broken armor

Is the armor of agility And like the Stoneworker I literally stole it from him He said something and then I killed them instantly I was entirely in the wrong situation But I had control the city by then So I was like what are you gonna do You're gonna get mad at me

I'll kill this I'll kill your wife Your wife wouldn't get bad I'll kill her too Do you just become a king at that point Like in the end of Balders Gate? By the end of the Balders Gate You destroy all of the mecks that would stop you from doing any bullshit So you just go around doing bullshit Yeah, that's always, yeah, do that

What I find really funny in because you talk about role playing And there is a This is so stupid to me that I feel like they should patch this Where if you if you're able to now to be fair I did not do this on my own I tried And I used a mods to intervene Where you immediately at the first first time you meet,

um, fuck, man, it's been too long. What's it like? The guy that he controls the city. Oh, Gartash.

Gartash. Gortesh. The first time you meet him, you can have a showdown with him immediately. But that is a bad fucking idea because you have all of those machines. You have a really bad situation. You have a, Will's,

uh, dad is there, which, and here's the things. I could, I try to beat it on my own. It's, dude,

it's, you have to be. You have to fight him then. Well, of course. It's basically doing. ultra nightmare or something. It's like you can't like I'm sure there's some people

that can figure it out. I'm not savvy enough to do it so then I just cheated because I want to see what happened and so I you can't even if you incapacitate Will's father forget his name. Balmigar Ravenguard, thank you. So you incapacitate Baldnaggie. You don't kill him. You still technically kill

him. It doesn't matter. He just he just and Will is still chilling with you. If you do it in that way, he nothing to say about you killing his father. And I was like, they got a fix list. Probably because maybe they're like, okay, what are the odds? There's probably going to need 0.1% of people that are going to pull this off.

Because it's so hard. There's bombs everywhere. There's a bunch of those giant fucking mech guards. I forgot what they're called. They're so fucking shitty. They're so, they're so tanky and also their explosion damage when you feel. Like, they're such a nightmare. There's bombs everywhere.

You got to deal with Gortesh and a fucking Ravenguard. It's a fucking nightmare of a scenario It's so broken that literally the only time when you're supposed to fight them You fight two when it sucks Yeah so it sucks And you can't pick up their sword I wish you could have picked up their sword and use it But you can't do it

You can't collect their parts of them And then you just can't use it I was like this stupid what's the fucking point What is the point? I tried so hard to use the sword I was like I want to pick up their sword and hurt them with it But I couldn't you can't do it I could even when I was dying with car like I still couldn't do it Even if you even if you fuck around with the game

I was like I couldn't do it I was like, all right, fuck it. Oh, you know how, you want to know how the best way to cheat in that game is. I might have mentioned this on an episode before. I don't know. But you literally can always, you never, until you're ready, you can just take as many turns as you want. It's so funny. Dude, you can set up things in the most retarded way.

And then like the next time you're okay, okay, now my team, now let it cycle. And like, it's, you can set it up in the way that it's just so funny to watch the rest of the thing unraveled, Because you've, you've essentially, you're like the flat, you're like Quicksilver and, uh, and, like, you've completed. It's so funny. Oh, well, speaking of games, have you got, have you played any of, uh, Black Myth Wukong? Yeah. So last time we talked, I think you were, you would set it up after hours of trying to, like, load up drivers or whatever the fuck. How's black man?

Yeah, Black myth, Wukon. I was going to, I couldn't, um, I was saying Black man Wukong. I so, I wanted to. So, um, I went through the, I went through the last episode so much to be like, What the fuck can I call this episode? Oh, yeah. Because there was just... Sometimes there's no way to title these things. I kept...

I wasted so much time and I was like, fuck it. We did have a little segment on Black Myth. I was just... We didn't even talk... Like, this is how I was grasped match with Shaw. We didn't even talk about it being Game of the Year. But just because of the reviews and how glowing it was, I'm like, Game of the Year, it's almost ClickBay, but it's not.

We talk about it. We do, yeah. But anyway, so yeah, I have... Game of the Year of that game? I think it's gonna be... People were talking about it. Like, yeah, I put Game of the Year at Question-Mars. Because I'm like, as of right now, people are like, oh, well, what has been bigger at this point?

What came on so far this year? It's definitely the biggest game numbers wise. Yeah, that's, that was like a fart in the wind as far as, like, people talking about it. Really? Unfortunately. I heard it didn't sell very well, too, actually. I heard it didn't have the best sales. I didn't know about that.

Yeah, I mean, it sold less than remake, but remake sold a lot. Sure. And the issue is like, right now with Ramtruck's declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low, mileage lease on the 2026 RAM 1,500 Big Horn crew cab 4 by 4 for 369 a month for 39 months with 4,099 due at signing. Tax, title, license extra, no security deposit required. Call 1-877 RAM 5-22 for lease details. Requires dealer contribution and lease through Stalantis Financial. Current vehicle must be registered to consumer at least 30 days prior to lease to qualify. Extra charge for miles over 32,500. Not all customers will qualify. Residency restrictions apply. Take delivery by

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So people who don't know it are going to be like, wow, professional. Look at this guy. These little ringtones going off. What was it? The gay police calling you? Like supplements. I need to take like supplements. That was your supplement alarm?

What supplements do you take? What the fuck was that song even? It's taking like what's like calcium. You have like a daily vitamin or? Yeah. What song was that? It's a, which was a joey badass song. It's like a rap song.

Oh. I'm going to go see, uh, 103,000. I'm so jealous. Don't fucking tell me that. Yeah, dude. I'm fucking stoked. When are you seen him? I think a couple days before the San Diego show. Actual bitch. How much were those tickets?

Were they like a... Let's... I think of... 180? That's great. That's not too bad. I thought it was going to be more than that. Yeah.

We saw them. It was like, that's pretty good. It's not bad for $100,000. Who else? It's Jalen and Gabby and I think Paul. That's so dope. Have fun. Yeah.

It's going to be cool. Yeah, why didn't you, what happened to you? I don't fucking know. Oh, they didn't tell you. It was a snap. We were all, we were drunk and we were like, and Jalen was like, hey, there's tickets. And I was like, yeah. That's kind of when, that's kind of like when there are.

That's when the decision was made. I don't think there was much planning. I hope he plays Hayah for an hour. It's just heyah. It's just the all right, all right, all right, all right, all right part of Hayah. People would look around way long than they should do that part. And he'd be there for like an hour. Like, like, I don't, uh, maybe we should start.

The motherfucker is looping it on a machine. He's just sitting down in a chair filing his nails. This is under the does. And he doesn't playing the .WAV of hey, sitting on a stool filing his nails, Whistle and Dixie. Beautifully like just in. He gets a technician to come in and stuff like that

and really work on him. You're like, wow, those are really nice nails. God damn. Good cuticles, man. I would almost. I'd be mad, but at the same time, like, that was so outrageous. I actually, I kind of, that was an experience. Yeah, you know what I mean?

There's no way. Because you wouldn't leave. Yeah, because you'd be wondering, like, all right, well, if I leave, then the real show is going to start. So you just have a lot of captive people. Oh, my God. Oh, but you're talking about Final Fantasy and, oh, yeah, Black. Yeah, yeah, I was going to say that. Oh, so you haven't tried to.

Oh, go ahead, go ahead. the seventh final, it's the seventh final fantasy game. So people who aren't familiar, it's like, oh, it's the seventh one. And then it's a remake part two. So there's already kind of like barriers in front of people. Like, you're not going to start with rebirth. You know what I mean? Anybody who's going to play rebirth has played remake.

And you're never going to get more than that. So logically, you're going to get less. So I don't know. It's, it's a tricky situation with them. But I think it's still sold pretty well. It's just not the same amount. That's the thing. I'm kind of having, I'm blanking on.

big releases right now. I'm trying to think of something that I was like, oh. This year, right? And so was Gears? Is, yeah, not this year? What the hell are you talking about?

Gears, what the hell are you talking about? Gears is coming out this year? Is it? I don't know. No, because I would have, I would have on my wish list. Yeah,

Gears is years away. Yeah, I don't have, I don't have, no shot years is coming this year. The only thing I know is coming out now, well, not now, you know what I mean?

This year, uh, the veil guard. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna fucking play it. So much. Like, I was like, I'm not going to play it.

I was like, I'm going to get this game. I don't know. You have such a little fucking power, you people. What do you mean? Why did you lie to you? Why? Because I was like, oh, it looks really bad. Do you want to seem cool?

You want to be like, no, no, no, no, no, no. All it was is that it had one really bad show. I was like, I can't fucking do this. And it had one half decent trailer. And I was like, it's just amazing. It was just enough. It was just enough to get excited. I get it.

Yeah. It was weird. Anyone who was excited about the game. is still scratching their head like are you was this by design did you want to upset people because you did a very good job because the lot the recent one that they dropped and I'm like that looks way more serviceable yeah but still one of the biggest parts of uh because like they even show oh Morgan's back we talked about that like more like they did things that I'm like I want to fire their marketing person because they fucked up so early for no reason for no reason

if you leave gave me a taste of like, oh, if Morgan's back, there's a big there are, yeah, so to me the biggest problem, because look at it, look it, Dragon Age Dignition, Inquisition, uh, anyone who's a diehard Origins fan, it was already too

different even from two. So they've been upset since origins, right? They're upset. Me, I tolerated two. I thought it was fine. Uh, Inquisition. I liked Inquisition better just because it's, there was more shit to do. Like two was a little bit too

fine just to the state of Kirkwall but like it just felt the Inquisition felt a little more fleshed out I like that I they did some good things There was the obvious fucking uh the You know the what do you call it the The addition of all the black people showing up Well that I love that part

I was not mad I was like yay I wasn't mad at that at all I wasn't mad at all I just thought it was funny I thought that was hilarious that like they just Finally were like ah let's do it It's kind of like it's black dwarves and elves Black dwarves and elves? I don't give a shit

But I know Just like when people are talking about Fucking Lord of the Rings They were so mad about that shit Look they were Yeah I think a lot of that I think a lot of that stuff is like

Silly to get But there is Dude I love I think we talked about this On the show before a bit The Harry Potter game Oh yeah It's so insane

So right right Right right Right The game Takes place like hundreds of years Or like maybe not hundreds of years Like a hundred years before Harry Potter.

The most diverse thing in the world. Like the most diverse school demographic you've ever seen. And then by the time that Harry Potter starts, there's all white people. There's three black people. Which kind of tracks with the J.K. Rowling with the way that she's headed.

What is happening to her, it is funny. It is just, it's funny that that's real. And like, if I was, I don't know, if I was at the studio, I probably would have been like,

I actually don't know what the right thing to do here. Right. Because I actually feel like we probably should keep it kind of way. They're kind of fucked either way. Because otherwise it fucks the movies. Well, no,

the thing I find about Harry Potter is so crazy is that they have the magic to help a lot of the world and they just really don't. Yeah. What do you mean? Because they have, they have literal like almighty magic. And they just like, whatever.

Like things like that fall apart so immediately for me where it's like this is so absolutely stupid. But it kind of tracks a little bit in a way that. They don't want to teach Americans medics that crazy also too. He acts like like legitimately. they're scared if you just magic. But the thing too about that stuff is like, I think, I don't think it falling apart the more you think about it is necessarily

a problem because I actually think a lot of stories aren't meant to be deeper than they are. Of course. That's very true. Of course. That's very true. Like, I think about like a series of unfortunate events, you know what I mean? Where it's just like, those are, I love those books. But like, I've not thought about them for more than like, you know,

I've never thought about them deeper than like what they have. actually. I haven't thought about the world of a series of important events. Because like that's so pointless. You're supposed to say things are face value lots of times, obviously. Yeah. Like not go deeper than what it is. Like it's hard not to with the way the world is now and it's like oh, but like, why didn't they do this?

Like every, every YouTuber's like, oh yeah, the reason why, the reason why Spider-Man's ability to shoot webs does not make any sense in a context of the real world. And it's like, oh, yes, obviously, how are you going to have threads that are twice a sat straight of steel? That's, I I get it. But like also.

what he gets suck a bunch of dick yeah but I don't know yeah Dragon Age looks like I don't know it looks like it's gonna

I think I might check it out yeah it's kind of a it's not really a slow year it's just a slow year as far as like big thing yeah there's a lot of smaller

last year fucking um uh uh uh dragon's dogma two came out but again that's not something that's kind of like a fart in the wind too

right that a lot of people first of all they didn't even play the first one so like two was really good though um I

I still haven't played it yet. I'm going to now because I'm going to. No. I did, well, first of all, because since I wasn't going to play it, there's no way I'm going to buy $70 and not play it. You know what I mean? Because my whole thing was like,

okay, let me wait for it to be on sale. I try to wait until it goes down as far as it's going to go. I'm not sure what's going to happen with that. I was trying to do the same thing with Starfield. Starfield, though, hasn't gone under $40-something, at least as far as I've seen.

Yeah, I'd wait. There's going to be, like, expansions. Yeah. I'm looking, I'm like, I'll buy it for $30. Just I bought a cyberpunk wouldn't go under $30 no matter what, unless if you played it on the GOG launcher, then you can get the, why the fuck? You didn't turn off, you didn't put on silent.

I thought I did. No, I saw you check your notification. Mr. Electric, send this man to the penis explosion chamber and had his penis exploded immediately. Mr. Electric. Immediately. Yeah, so what else?

I love him saying the N-word and everybody in class is kind of being fine with him Yeah, I mean, whatever. He's on the right. He's on the right. And that universe is totally fine. Oh, Black, man. Oh, sorry. Go sit.

Well, I was going to say, like, yeah. Wait for, you know what's crazy about Starville? Like, I installed it again because, like, there's, I think, an expansion coming out super soon. And I was like, oh, yeah, whatever. I like that game. I'll check it out. And they added, like, a car to it.

They added a Mako, basically. Oh. To, like, I got to see how this goes. And I fucked around with it for, like, 30 minutes. And I wound up spending, like, seven hours. going on fucking random quests and shit. And I'm like, God damn it. I shouldn't have done this.

Because I'm already playing too much right now. So the MAKO thing was good, the thing? I mean, it's better than the MAKO for sure. But it's got that jank to it for sure. I don't know the MAKO was so fine, but I only don't know. Oh, you didn't understand what you had. I didn't do with the original one.

Look, the one in Starfield is more like the new Maco. Where it's like, this is fine. There's still some issues with it, but Jesus Christ, the old one was fucking hilarious. Yeah, yeah, the old one was hilarious It was, uh, then they tried to fix it with uh, they had the, I think it was called the, the hammerhead. Mm-hmm. And that thing is one thousand percent every.

It's just a hovering. It's not even, it's like, it's so different that it kind of bummed me out a little bit, actually. But, uh, because I was like, oh, this is just like a, I don't know, almost feels like you're on a roller coasteraster now. It's just so smooth and hovering and not like some dumb terrain, like all-terrain fucking bullshit, you know? It says all-terrain, but it's not all-terrain. Yeah, it's not a terrain. Yeah, it's just a terrain. Yeah.

We'll say the one in Starfield is more alter it. Even if you flip over it, it's pretty easy to unflip and all that stuff. So it's cool. I like that game. He's got a lot of problems with it. But Black Myth, you know, people are tap dancing upstairs. Nice. Black Myth Who Kong, I put about six hours in so far.

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that I played. How do you feel about that? I had problems with a couple of bosses. but at it's I don't I it's definitely easier but I had a hard of time with it yeah because the there's no blocking it's there's no block so you have to dodge everything and the dodge is kind of awkward it's like I don't know how to describe it but like I don't know I can't get a feel for the dodge quite yet I feel like it's so easy like like it does I feel like there are so many times that I should obviously have been hit and then I'll get these perfect dodges and I'm like what the hell's going on like there have been times where like I was

fighting um uh i think i was fighting this giant rat dude and uh and his dad oh yeah that's the part that i'm at right now okay yeah and like there are times where i'm like i am sure i'm sure i should have been like hit like a few and i'm getting these perfect do you upgrade your dodge early absolutely oh yeah because to me like the first frame one well because to me i'm like i don't how to dodge i've been playing fucking elder ring forever oh and then i was like oh wait it's kind of weird there's that fight with the bear that turns into like a fucking cloud of fire. Yeah, yeah. And I'm like, where the fuck?

I couldn't get it because I couldn't tell like how far away he was for me. It was like weird. Like, I would tell you. There's a learning curve to it, but it's not harder than a soul's game. Yeah. What made it easier for me is first of all, yeah, getting all of my. The freeze time. I saw that shit too.

The freeze time is cool, which to me, I just, the cool down needs to be way lower for me. I wish. It's such a nice little thing. And then there's a peri mechanic where so there's, there's a peri one now which uh so you you'll unlock it oh i think and the perry mechanic you turn into like a stone essentially and then it basically it has a cool down which annoys me so you can only use it it's a small cool down but it's so so that's essentially your blocking mechanic in a way like you you you'll you'll you'll so you what r um rt and then uh you press why and you will it'll

that's where it goes first if you yeah the next thing you select and uh that thing works pretty well. But the dodging, when you upgrade your dodging, you do those crazy-ass flips. You'll do like a three flipping thing. And it's really, it's very easy to get out of the way. And the cool thing is your thrusting pole stance, once I started upgrading that, I was like, oh, it's, it's over. It's so, it is so, there's this one, the chart, you know how you, what are those things called? Like, there's those little circles in the, you can only, you can do these charge attacks, like with your, oh, yeah. I don't. I don't know.

But it like takes, you can only do it so many times and you have to fill it back up. Those things are so fucking powerful. So if you upgrade your staff, the thrusting one, you upgrade that shit and then you charge it, it'll stagger like any boss. And it takes a huge chunk. And some of them will like fall down. And so if you get like two of those, you can have like you can charge up one. It'll do the stagger and you can take like a chunk. It's way easier in a way that like I don't have to, you know how in Dark Souls you have to like say buff this.

and do that. If you want to take that significant amount of damage or trigger like a bleeding thing it usually takes a while to build up.

This thing I can kick a boss's ass pretty quick without really trying very hard because I'm not that far into the game and I've only had like what

I'm still using the same, the first set that you get that gives you that charge that attack bonus. If you run for like

two seconds, the ends of your staff will blow. So if you just wear four pieces of that one set it gives you a nice attack bonus.

I haven't switched to the other ones because that just seems it makes you faster you run faster and it gives you more attack and I'm like and I'm looking at everything else and I'm like these aren't nearly as okay you have more defense but if you can run faster and you can have a little bit more of attack advantage why would I ever want to wear anything else all the things look way cooler like I was like oh man this this gear looks fucking sick but it's not nearly as cool as the first set that you get so I'm like in that I hate when that happens because sometimes I'm more like I'm stupid

in that where I'm like in role playing where I want to wear something that looks cool No, me too, yeah. I've been infusing the same destiny armor for the last five years. Because I just, this is exactly what I want to look like. This is what I need. There's way better armor, I'm sure. There is. But like, could you please?

One thing that, look, man, I'll give high praise to Assassin's Creed Odyssey, where you can put on whatever you want cosmetically. And then you can put on the armor that you want to use to actually. That should be in more games. Yes, absolutely. That shit is fucking amazing. I'm like, cosmetic armor.

And so now it looks like a badass, but also have the best fucking gear on. And there's no reason to not do it. It's not even like a hard mechanic to, to trigger. Yeah. There needs to be more monkeying around in that game. If I get to have more like more genuine monkey bullshit.

You can be able to fling poop at people. Yeah. You'd be able to pick your fucking staff up and like savage. Like no finesse and like hitting somebody with it. I'm mad this. It's like bashing in somebody with your fucking chat. Yeah. This monkey.

I will say as like as far as like a game about a monkey man, like it's weird how much he can't get over. Like how much he can't climb. You know what I? Because like in Eldon Ring, I feel like I can go fucking anywhere. They really did a bad job with that. There are so many places where I'm like, oh, let me go. For sure. Yeah.

It is absolutely. I was like, oh, let me. It's way more like dark souls. Yeah. But it's, and it's a linear in a way that's like, I'm fine with linear. but like there's stuff where it's like you're you can jump around a lot and then you you'll try to go behind a tree or something and it's like this is a invisible wall there and you're like yeah and I was like that's weird that's weird exactly why you should be able to climb tree this I don't know if you're a

monkey like that's half the that's 85% of being a monkey is a monkey in around yeah you gotta be able like climb shit I would have loved to uh so if you if you jump an attack if you jump in light attack um on an enemy you can bounce off of them and the way that like you do like I don't know if you can do like the whole power pole thing where you jump and like slam like your giant staff on people Can you do stuff like that or no? Yeah, you can. So there's your original stance

you'll like jump and you'll do this like spin and slam your staff. There's this cool one where you see you balance on your pole and they can do a lot of damage. That's a fun one. Yeah. So like there's like cool shit like that. The thrusting one though has been so

because you the thrust mechanic it makes your pole get like three times the fucking size when you'll do like a thrust. It's crazy. So you'll be doing an attack and then you start, you trigger your thrust, you'll fucking back up, like, way large spaces and then thrust.

And it almost makes it impossible for you to hit. Like, it's such a great stance. But at the same time, almost every, like, slasher game, even like Dark Souls to a certain extent, like there is a, you start with your light attacks, and then usually within three buttons, two buttons,

whatever, you trigger your heavy attack and it finishes the combo off. You don't really have that with this. and it kind of annoys me. Because sometimes you want to just like, oh, get in three hits and your fourth hit is your heavy attack. But all they have is just this special mechanic that you can only do it a little bit

with that little thing that dissipates. And you can just do, it's called like a, it's called like a pussy heavy attack. Like where if you don't have those things anymore, it'll do a very light heavy attack. It's weird, it's a weird mechanic that I've still kind of don't love. Yeah. Because it's just like, it's not as the combat system,

unless I'm missing something is not as intricate as I'd like it to be. Like the stances are cool, but like, I kind of want, like, say, if you've played any, any God of War, for example, you, you, you, if you press like square, square and then you press triangle or like, well, I'm thinking of old God of War. So I'm thinking of like, but if you put light attack, light attack, and then heavy attack, it'll do some type of combo finisher. Yeah. If you do three like them, so like light, like, light, light, light, light, light, light, light, heavy. You know what I mean?

Like, it'll do different type of finishers or different type of things. It doesn't have that in this game. And so I was like, oh, it's a little limited in that sense where some, you know, sometimes maybe, oh, you want to juggle somebody, you can't really, it doesn't have like that, it's not that intricate. It's a little weird, yeah. It's a little bit weird, but the game is fun as shit. I'm liking the, um, so far, all the different bosses.

There's a lot of different, like the many bosses are, like, you'll just go, like, you'll just go, like you'll literally go like oh five minutes and then you'll you didn't even go that far and there's another stupid ass little mini boss and I'm like yeah damn they're everywhere very boss oriented yeah they're they're fucking everywhere and uh I had a pretty hard time some of the bosses were pretty fucking cool there's like this uh ice dragon serpent thing that it was a really cool um fight on the sheet of ice very uh very very very cool fight on the sheet of ice very uh very cool But very also annoying because you don't have, I guess my one criticism, I don't have, I want projectile.

I want a fucking projectile. Yeah. I want something to deal with all the gay ass archers instead of like, you have to spin your staff. And then the thing is you run out. Yeah. So if you spin your staff, it deflects the arrows. But sometimes there'll be like four different archers and you're going to run out of stamina.

So you're like, oh shit, now I have to just try to run. But if you get staggered by one, then they can all fuck you in unison. And so it's like, I can't even break the stagger. It's like a ghost's achievement where you would jump into a place where you really couldn't, you really shouldn't be. And you'd just be like nailed by archers. They're the best archers in the fucking universe. They're so good. They're way too good and ghosts.

Yeah, it's good. It's nothing I necessarily haven't seen before. It's definitely going to be like the biggest game of the year. I don't know if it'll necessarily win because I feel like that's largely skewed just because it's a Chinese game. and so like, billions of people and China are playing it but I don't know if it's necessarily

going to be that big deal here You don't got to say. Who do you think is going to What are going to be the top game? I think this will be in the conversation It's kind of a slow year. Final Fantasy. I think Final Fantasy will be up there.

I think probably Dragon Age just by default. Maybe, yeah. Marvel is not going to come out too late I think. Marvel's is going to come out too and there's no way. No, it's good, Chris. I mean, no, I'm just saying free to play games

is generally don't. Oh, they don't put them there anymore? I think they, I can't remember the last time I can't remember the last time I'm free to play game one game of the year Fortnite was in the Fortnite never won game of the year

It was in a discussion But it wasn't in a year It probably won some sort of like genre Yeah it'll win like best free to play Game Yeah something like that But like it's they're just not in the same conversation

I don't even hate Fortnite I just like you know I don't play Yeah I keep thinking about playing it Because last time we talked They were saying like there's like different modes Or something That game's fucking That game is more of it's a movie maker now

Yeah I want to fuck I want to fuck around with that I just I'm gonna keep pushing I'm trying to beat Black Myth as fast as I can because technically it is the next game Well, I was already in cyberpunk And now Black Myth is before it So now I have to beat Black Myth

So I can go to... You've been a cyberpunk already, right? Yeah, I was actually working, I was being an idiot And I was working on my second playthrough Right now with Ram Trucks declaration of deals Well qualified current FCA lessees Get a low mileage lease on the 2026

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Because I did the dude and then I wanted to be a chick. I wanted to just like, and so, you know, she's naked as fuck. I have all these good screenshots with Pan Am and Judy and shit like that. just chel, you know, just, just how it around with my naked buddies. Fucking, um, dude, my game glitched so hard. Um, Jackie. So, you still alive. No.

No. No. That's, that's insane. That he's just following. That completes the whole game entirely. I wish. So much damage to the narrative of that game.

Dude, he died way before he should have died in, in my second play through. Did he die when you guys are doing the bust in the house? So we're, no, so we're. No. No, so we're in the actual mission. We're in the hotel, right? You run into insane glitches because you Frankenstein the fuck out of your code. Maybe, yeah, I guess so.

Maybe. Maybe. Oh, look. Look, look. Check it out. So we have to take the elevator to go down to the garage to, you know, you have to run, jump into the car that will take you out. Yeah. He's already dead in the fucking elevator.

He's dead. Oh, that happened to me. Oh, so it happened to me. Oh, yeah. So that actually happened to me. And then fucking the interaction. With nothing? No, so he, so this is what he does.

At one, I wish I would have recorded this. At one point when the elevator stops and like it's time to go out, he props up again and then falls down and dies again. And then when you get into the car, he does pop up into the car. But he's, he won't talk. His eyes are completely closed. He's dead. So when you're interacting with him, he dies again, kind of. Because, you know, when his arm like slips off when he's like, like, you're like and he just.

But like, he's already. So funny It's so good I love that game so goddamn much dude The game is I was kind of I was annoyed with it Until I got everything

Powered up Then I was like Now I feel like a fucking badass Now I feel I'm moving fast The ninja It's gorgeous Dude when you get all the ninja shit

It is insane It's a pistol I had a sniper And I had a sword I was the most absurd character in the world And then I would do the boxing matches When you fight

the freaking like muscle bound like enhanced people and the last fight is a girl so for her I actually put on the gorilla arms Yeah you put on the gorilla arms That is crazy I beat the dog I knocked her out of the ring

Pound the ground That's so needless Why why what do you mean dude? I want to win You gotta do it Yeah 24 24 That Star Wars game just came out Outlaws 30% Oh I did? Yeah or at least I think it's out in the next

couple days I didn't even hear anything about it That's crazy It's like mid-7 70s, apparently. Yeah. I'm not gonna play it. That game seems to me like... Oh, there's no force?

Yeah, you're like a scoundrel. You're like a... It's like more of a Han Solo kind of thing. Which I dig. I just don't care about Star Wars. I think I would imagine that this is kind of one of those games where... Like, Hogwarts Legacy wasn't like the most amazing game in the world. But like if you were a Harry Potter fan, it was fucking sick.

Right? Yeah. And I feel like maybe this is one of those where it's like, because there's never really been an open world Star Wars game really like that. You know what I mean? Not yet. No. So quite to the same way.

So maybe, yeah, I mean, maybe if you're a Star Wars fan, you'll probably think it's really great. But like I just, I can't give a shit. Yeah. Same with me. Like the main thing that draws me to Star Wars is like the force wizardry shit. So this is something that doesn't appeal to me that much. Like, I like, I like lightsabors and manipulating the force.

stuff. I love Star Wars. I really hate the Scounder characters in Star Wars. Like, I don't like Han Solo. I've never liked Hans Solo. People think I'm crazy. I'm like that nigga is an asshole. I don't like him at all. And then my sister loves Han Solo. Yeah. And I were having an argument with her and she was like, you like the worst part. I was like, oh, I like the man, the white man with a gun over the guy that can move buildings. Yeah, I'm stupid. She gets so mad. She loved her. My grandmother and her fucking love Harrison for it. I don't know why. I think. because they're just older. I think they saw him in more shit. He was the fucking heartthrob back. Oh yeah, I guess. Sure. Because she's like, so much just like maybe like 42, 43 now.

Harrison Ford was a huge movie star. It makes sense by people like it. It was just when she was like, he was like that because he was India. that's all those times. He was Indiana Jones. And hon. So she was like,

I love those movies. And I'm like, these guy's so lame. He's such a lame character. Just like, you're fucking stupid. I'm like, yeah. He didn't, like he didn't.

I mean, Star Wars is. It's just the whole thing is fine. It's fine. I love Star Wars so much. Yeah, but you like new Star. I mean, think about Star Wars when it was new. Like, the guy with the gun is clearly the coolest one in that movie.

Like, if Star Wars is new to you, Han Solo is the coolest character in that entire fucking, in that movie. Because the fucking, the wizards who are fighting with swords are just like, ch. They're borderline. They're not even fighting as well as, like, fencers fight. Like, it's lamer than fencer. Yeah, episode four is It's supposed to be like

Sabarized fighting You guys don't know what you're talking about No, not even Not even The people that said that are Are just coping But that's what I'm saying That's what I think

The context is It's like if you grew up With those movies Yeah Chances are you're going to like console a lot better Because it's a lot We are a lot better

At shooting gun fights Yeah Back then we were at Fucking clearly Sword Well even his Even his his demeanor The way that he acted

Like He's the road He was so like, like, when he couldn't, like, he was supposed to, like, you know, try to trick the, the, the, what he called the stormtroopers or whatever, and they were, like, gonna come and he just, like, shoots a thing and he's like boring conversation anyway. Like, he says in such a, like, you know, like, he's so cool. I don't get to fuck. Like, he's theoretically. He's always been like that, oh, man, he's so cool. It's so edgy.

It's theoretically the marvel of that time kind of. Yeah. You know, like, like the jokes to undercut serious kind of thing. Right. But, yeah, I mean. Yeah. if you saw that movie in theaters for the first time, you're like,

yeah, the fuck are these old people with sticks doing. Yeah, I love this, I love it. That's why like, no, you love it because you grew up with the prequels

where they were doing flips and shit. Oh yeah, that's also, well, I, I definitely saw episode one before I could recollect episode four. That's what, yeah,

of course, I definitely did. Like, episode one is one of my earliest moviegoing experiences. I think I saw that movie, I think either saw that or Tarzan. Those were like my first two or maybe

Toy Story. One of those three were my first film movies ever and I was just like I this is scary. I didn't know movies could be this big. I was a little kid. I was in a theater and I was like, why is bugs so big? What's going on? I was a little scared. That's fucking man. Okay. That's a regular. That's a regular feeling for a kid to have. I don't think so. Whatever dude. But anyway, this year is like so that Star Wars game came out. Apparently it's like fine. Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth, Tekken 8

Oh yeah, check and 8 But that's not gonna be game of the year Never Never A fighting game of the year Never ever A fighting game will never be Yeah, never ever

Even if it deserves it Even if it absolutely deserves it It'd be like nah man It's a fighting game It would have to be a really slow year I think For a fighting games Like no disrespect to fighting games

Like they're great But like That's just not what they It's just not what they It's not Yeah it's not That's not gonna be the talk of the year You know

The nude bots have on that game bro I like I like how the code was so easy to manipulate. Like immediately. People are just like, oh, sweet. Like, we're going to make the hardest dicks, the biggest tits like. Yoshi Mitsu is on his dick in my game. Like he has his little legs out and he's on a dick and he spins on his dick.

It's really bad. That's amazing. I don't believe you. I don't. He shouldn't. That's too far. That is too far, Ramabu. That should exist.

Anyone out that I heard that is make him on his dick. I can feel the lie in it. Somebody could do it. Yeah. Dragon's Dogma 2. Yeah. Like a dragon, Infinite wealth.

Oh, yeah. That game is very good. Animal well, that was like an enneved. It was pretty good. Stollen bones. Hey,

it's 20 bucks on Steam right now. Stellar Blade was, Stella was very much like a Wu Kong kind of game. Oh, right. I forgot about that. Oh, because I forgot about the discourse too. Remember? Yeah,

yeah. She was too attractive. She was too hot or whatever. Yeah, like there was some bullshit happening with that. Like, that was like, that was almost nostalgic for like 2016 time where people were like,

Like she's fucking, that's not what real women look like. And it's like, unfortunately for you, many do. Like this is not really that unattainable of a body. The idea of somebody being mad. Like people are hot. I know it's hard to believe. There's plenty of gorgeous people in the planet. The idea of that being so mad that I carry to the track and you turn to the screen and it's caked and come.

Like cake, like, like, like, like sharp jagged points of come all over the screen. That must be it. I shouldn't be able to do that to my screen. They can't get anything done. That's why they're mad. Yeah, it's like, go to the Olympics. Just watch an Olympic game. Like the Summer Olympics,

if anyone would be like, this is an unrealistic body or whatever. I'm like, watch the Summer Olympics every four fucking years and you'll see Greek gods and goddesses. Like, what are you talking about? There's plenty of them. They just, you know,

they work extremely hard to obtain those physique and stuff. So the big ones... The big ones that are left, from my perspective, are the Dragon Ball. sparking. Oh yeah. That's not gonna get it though. No. Well, I mean, I'm just saying like what's left in the year.

Oh yeah, yeah. Um, Assassin's Creed shadows. Oh yeah. Blassassassens bleed bladdos. Yeah. Which is actually like, which is actually probably the first Assassin's Creed that I've actually looked at like maybe. I'm definitely gonna play it. Because there's like, they actually have like actual stealth in it where you could like knock lights out and shit. Yeah. I'm just like, first of all. Yeah. Why has it been so long since like Splinter's Hell did this and then no one ever bothered to do it where you. just lazy when they don't. Even like sometimes when you can knock out lights, it doesn't do anything.

Like there are some games where I'm like, oh, I should fucking, what was that playing? I can't remember what was playing recently. I was like, you know, and knock off the lights? Probably. I don't remember.

I don't remember. I don't remember playing something recently where I'm like, oh, I should take out those lights because it'll help me. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter at all. I was like, oh, okay. It's barely done in video games.

I saw something where it's like, Yaske tries to jump into a battle of hay and he fucks up. And he's like, oh, shit. Oh, yeah, he stumbled out of it because he's in samurai armor and it's heavy as fucker. Oh, that kind of stuff. Yeah, I don't know. Like, I'll probably, this is, as far as Assassin's Creed goes, I'll probably pick that up like maybe later.

I am curious about it because I do like a nigga. He better say it. I like. I like stealth games. I'm underserved. The splinter cell is never coming back. So this is my best shot. What do you think of Scarsons?

New Call, he looks sick, actually. He had a dolphin dive when you. You fucking like, it was a dolphin die? That's probably not the right thing. Well, I know what you're mean. What you mean? You just jumps to the side and shoots the guy. I'll never play a called to the game ever again in my life.

Ever, like, I'll refuse. Why? What if you like it? This is impossible. Do you think that that's true? That I ever like a Caldudity game? You don't think it's possible that you can like a Call Duty game? I don't think so.

I don't know, man. I don't play, I don't play shooting games for the realism of shooting games. Well, there's nothing realistic about Call Duty anymore. I don't like, I don't like the facade. It's like an action movie. I don't like the facade. It's fast and furious of people running around. I don't like the facade of it being like a grounded.

Like I don't want my shooting games to look like a real world. I don't give a fuck. I want my freedom games to be as wild. I want some fucking alien to fall down from the sky. Say help. I step on him. I blow his brains out with a shotgun. And then I hover away into the sky.

You know, I don't want, I don't want groundedness anymore. Yeah, I don't know. I feel the opposite with war games. I don't know. I only played like maybe. Like, I love Battlefield when it's like grounded. Like, are you, do you want,

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dude, I haven't played a Call Duty campaign since Mono Warfare 2. Wow. Wow. Like, That is the only one I played ever actually. I played World That War and Modern Warfare. You got to see,

it's because I do want to. I played those two games. At this point, though, like I am curious to like. And I played one because I know about roaches. I played the first one. Yeah, Cold Dity 4 and Monoer 2 were like the last ones that I remember playing like front to back.

and I heard good things about Black Ops but I just never, I don't know, I just never did it. I like them, man. I do want... I do want to... Is there proximity chat? I don't know, actually. For that, for that, I'll play some Call of Duty.

Proxity chat. We don't need you. We don't need you to be doing that. Proxivity chat is the best. It is so stupid. That is the best part of video games, I think, ever actually. Yeah, I mean, it was... I think proximity chat really...

Like, the idea, I love the idea of killing somebody and bring them in a room and they start hazing them verbally and how blowing the head off on a shotgun. I think that's, there's magic there. Yeah. There's magic in that interaction. Like the fucking thing I posted on Twitter with the guy that was like, how'd you fucking, I hate these fucking aim body pieces of shit.

He's like, no, no, no, dude, wait one sec. Let me show you how I killed you. And a guy was like, oh, you can't kill if you had a heartbeat sensor. Oh, yeah. So I guess I was to go fuck myself, but a guy's shotgun is at off and ended interaction. That was a wild. What was that? Was that war zone?

Called it he Warzone? I... Because the clip that he's talking about was like this guy, like, he runs in and he kills a guy, or he knocks a guy down. Like, he downs him, right? But he sets it up, like, literally perfectly. And he goes, like, you're hacking. And then he goes, no, no, no, let me show you. And then they actually, he actually goes around and teaches him what he did.

And he keeps being like, no, you're hacking. You must have had like some kind of heartbeat sensor. And then he throws his heartpiece sensor on the ground. And he goes like, oh, well, I guess I'll eat a dick on that one. And then he kills him again. It was like the wildest. I love that shit about PVP, but by the way. But, yeah, I don't know.

That new Call Duty game looks interesting to me, just because... Which one is it? Black, it's the Sixth, Black O'BlockOps 6, I guess? Oh, Black Offs Six. There's six of them. Yeah. But also, Ford didn't have a story, though, from what I remember. Hold up.

Called Duty 4. No, no, no, no. Black Ops 4 did not have a campaign because, like, they just couldn't finish it in time, apparently, what I heard. Oh, my God. Black Ops 4 was like... It was just all multiplayer. 2018 or 19 or something.

It was a while ago. Whoa. I remember it was. came out around the same time as Red Dead 2 because I did a cowboy bit and I was talking like Arthur and I was like apologizing and I just said that like I've been playing

way too much Black Ops 4 yeah like as like a little bit so I remember that but I didn't I didn't I didn't play three either I played Black Ops 1 and 2 I do want to play one and two at least because I do hear I do hear good things about that those games I'll go back and play them

every college Netflix I'm different like I don't do very much PVP but like every because I just like easily died because every once in a while I'll watch like a World War II documentary or something like that and I'll learn more about some dumb shit that they've discovered and then it gets me in the mood to play some dumb ass war game

so then I just like going and just shooting a bunch of you know dumb you know foreigners like it just gets like I was different from me I was always more of like a battlefield guy I think is when it came to that I just I like the freedom of it like being able to like jump off of a fucking helicopter and like land on shit Like it was always more fun to me than like the quality like, you know, totally.

Can you crash your plane? Can you crash your plane into the ground and kill people? Battlefield? Yeah. Of course. What do you mean? That's so fucking poggers. I think that's great.

Wait, you didn't know that? Yeah. That was like this distinguishing factor. You didn't say poggers. I was like, why do you say that? I was trying to ignore. It's a little. Me too.

Me too. I didn't want to address as an actual fuck for that. But the idea of that like just. Yeah, no, the whole point of me like, and it's cratching. Dude, it was the most fun shit in the world. In Battlefield, 1942, I remember the, that was like an arcade kind of like simplified battlefield that you could get for like 20 bucks. And it was just like a couple maps.

It was like graphically kind of simple. But I remember there was this island. It was like kind of Pearl Harbory. And I would constantly take the planes off of the aircraft character and just fly them into individual people. And it was the, it's fucking awesome. I love battlefield. That should makes my day, bro.

But yeah, so Call Duty is coming out. That's something to look at Hades 2 officially. Or maybe it's out already I don't know But that counts. I think it's still in early access.

New Indiana New Indiana Jones Warhammer 40K Space Marine 2 That game's probably going to be Silent Hill 2 remake So there's a lot of There's some stuff left

Quieto But I don't know Quiet slope too Quiet slope too Quiet Shut the fuck up Quiet slope

Quiet slope Anyway Just move on to questions I would dude If I was in Silent Hill I would just start Not being silent I'd make the hill loud

Exactly What Silent Hill Would just be Make the hell loud Do you think that's like The problem with it Is that that's the reason

Why things are so bad Is that it's just too quiet Everybody's like stop No we'll die You call it like you know the You know the steps of Where like Europe and like Asia Kind of meet

So you just call it like Loud steps Loud steps Like loud steps like loudstep or something. We'll make our own game called Loudstep. But the fucking the bridge.

And then there's not a, there's not a triangle guy who's gonna be a circle or something. His got a face. Yeah. He looks like, he looks like pops for fucking events. Oh,

from a regular show? He's just there. So on us. He's not violent at all. He's actually a really nice guy. He shows up the hell. He looks at that guy in the back room's the USA fucking face. He just shows up.

He just shows up. He's like, the guy from the back. The guy from the back. rooms like the guy with the american fucking like face and he has like guys so he's like guys all the fuck's going on you then he disappears and it's like dude i don't know what you're talking about the american fellow in the back room wait not met him you ever heard of the american fellow met him met him never met him you ever met him you ever met him you're good bro you're crazy

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I can't read it I can't read it I can't read it I can't read this I can't read this That's what his first auditioned Like all right Norman Reas Would you read the first line in the script

I can't I can't Norman Reedus You got Tori I'm just talking about what his name What is name again I'm fucking What are you trying to Gojima's like

Nice Give him every role I want him to be every character and everything I won't talk to be based off it I want no other actors in fact Yeah Somebody needs to be able to mod this by the way Like I want

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That's awesome Oh yeah when's that one coming out That's a two, right? That is, I think. That's, yeah, two is next year, I think. I'm stoked for that. That looks, that looks, that looks, that looks, it looked ridiculous. This is exact.

It is so absurd that, like, I have to, like, I'm so in. Yeah. Yeah, like, it's ridiculous. I saw that and I was like, who. That hooked me a little bit. If any other person would have put a, like, anything like that. Anyone else. Any other person would have put that shit out, they would have not had a job ever again.

I like how that's not an exaggeration when you say any. It's like literally true. Like anyone else would be like, what the fuck is this? Get out of here. Well, no one would be. You can't work here. I don't know if that's necessarily true. No one could pull it off.

No one would be able to secure the funding to do it. Yeah. But I actually think people are totally into weird shit like that. I don't think no, you're right. I think there's a, they exist. But I think it would not have gotten any good of record. What the, dude? Some guy got a fucking orange jump mega man soup with a fucking guitar sword.

What the, what the fuck, man? I mean, I think most video games are, like, most video games that come from back then are like fucking strange as hell. I just think like he's built enough of like a reputation for himself that there's enough faith built into his weird ideas that people can get him done. But I've seen like, I don't know, man, there's, I just think it's he's able to secure funding in a way that other people aren't. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals. Well qualified current FCA lessees. Get a low mileage lease on the 2026. Ram 1500 Big Horn crew cab four by four for 369 a month for 39 months with 4,099 due at signing.

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You know, I think, yeah. Yeah, I agree. Like, if somebody else pitched that game and we're able to make it, I think it would have been cool still. No, you're right. It's it is, it is, it is, they trust him. and you can literally Kojima as an experiment could be like here's my idea

give it to somebody else and they pitch it and they'll be like fuck no and then and then be like oh see see like exactly Oh Ko Jima gave me this idea I'm like Cojima gave me this idea then they would probably like oh if Kojima calls and you know

and says like actually yeah this is my idea then they would change their mind and it would just kind of like a cool exercise to work on something together I would love to see what that would be It doesn't even feel like it's out of the wrong possibility. A Kojima gangster game, like a mafia, like a mob game would fucking go hard. Why are they saying the N-word so much?

Like, why are they saying it so much? He would be saying that and he's like, trust me. Like, I've been doing this for decades. Him making a mafia, like making a mafia game, he'd be crazy. Dude, it would be amazing. There's another mafia game also. There is another mafia game. That is true.

Yeah. The kind of game that would exist from those two together would be such aided. Because it would try to be grounded because the Scorsese being like, yeah they gotta be from Boston it's gonna be one of the best to be of Italian descent I'm from Boston there has to be one black child he gets insulted for no reason

what else someone has to be using drugs a lot the fucking the fucking the mob boss a dildo sword that was electrified and you could um you could fly for some reason

yeah and then there was like people that came out of mud basically what I would play the hell out of that game I would try it. I think what would happen is like Cojima, so Scorsese would set the whole scene. He would set everything. And then Cojima would make little,

what he would call it, enhancements. And so, like the Italian, little enhancement. Like every mob boss, like all the dons of like every Italian fucking, like,

uh, mob would be something crazy. Like one would just be a robot, like, like he's like, like, like a cool robot, like a straight up like,

meet the Jetsons robot. I would want I want I want an android I would love Kojima to make like a like a wildly

racist Italian mobster game like it's so offensive like there are spaghetti people walking around one enemy comes out of Italian wedding soup

I think he rises I think he would actually be okay with this he'd be like this is actually kind of cool this cinema yeah this is cinema yeah they you know

they love these things so much that it would make sense if they were like sentient. You know, like there would be a perfect representation of Italian America. Joe Pesci is Joe Pesci's got to be here. Joe Pesci's going to voice a third of the cast. Troy Baker's going to play him.

Joe Pach is going to be played by Troy Baker. It's going to be his mocap too. He does his mocap. It's just like a crudely deep faked. The first question that Kojima asked the Scorsese's what do we we do with Norman Rees?

Yeah. Where we're, how do we get Norman Reis? So Norma's the main character, right? Yeah, of course. Like he's like, he's like, he's explained. How do we make him the main character?

He's not Italian. How do we make him Italian? Can we make, bring Norma Swedish in? We'll bring him to the Bronx. We'll have him installed a bunch of people on the pier. He'll become Italian by nature. Get him some pizza. Mechanical mustache.

A mechanical mustache. That first of all is a very good chief idea. He's got a mechanical. Panical mustache. How the fuck does that work? I don't know. But there's clearly fucking screws, you know, like in his face. In his face.

You know what I actually, what I like about Kajima stuff is that like it feels like like a dream kind of. You know what I mean? Where it's just like, it's like I don't know what's going on necessarily. Yeah, whatever. This is cool. Like whatever this is. Like that's scarf that, uh, and there's a trailer in, um, for Death Stranding 2 or

whatever where that, uh, French lady who was in the first one. she's like she has like a scarf or whatever and it's like hands and it's like smoking for her and I'm just like this is sick what is like how do you even think of this how do you think of this model this animate this and like understand that like yeah this will work yeah like this is gonna look cool on screen Jima is like imagine somebody learned every moment of history from a manga that's what I feel like every single like metal gear solid is I'm an American anime that is an anime a version of what America. 100%.

Sure. Yeah. And I feel like that's what like his interpretation. This is what American politics look like. And it's like, I guess. Yeah, sure. There's 10, there's 10 telekinetic arms. Dude, like, yeah.

It's ridiculous. It's awesome. I love it. It really is like, I like him a lot because it feels like some, like a kid playing with action figures. Yeah. You know what I mean? And just like building this crazy shit.

It makes no sense. I like that he's one of the last people that lets to, is allowed to be truly as creative as he wants to be. So what has... And it's purely by accident, I think. I don't think it always hits, but I think he's allowed to navigate this world as someone that can just be created. You know what I want to know?

What has been left on like the cutting room floor? Like what did we like, no? Yeah. What do people say no to? They're like, hey, dude. I surprised Quiet made it through, man. Yeah. It's a crazy-ass character.

Yeah. Love it. Anytime I see cut scenes of Metal Gear Rising, I'm just like, I can't believe this is real. But that's barely him, though. That's barely him. Yeah. You can ball with it, but that's barely him. But if you look at it, it's like, it is completely...

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It like there are some things in there, like the antagonist, for example. Like, yeah, there is no, that does not exist without like a, hey, in a code. This is so acceptable and anything else, right? outside. You just, it doesn't, it doesn't work outside of manga for me. It really, it really doesn't. It's anime. It's an, it is, that game is so, Armstrong gives you a handshake that pulls you in for a hug after just

nearly beating the shit out of you. But it's interesting, it's interesting that it works for his, what's so, because it is anime, right? And it would be annoying if you saw this in like a live action thing. Even in something that was like made to, even in a game that's like rendered to look live action, but for whatever reason it works. Yeah.

for like metal gear and death strandy it's weird i mean like it works for metal gear so much because of the way it's been set up like metal gear one is like very like brother's quarrel and then two turns into like use the sword to deflect missiles at a moment you're like what the fuck two so good and then three is just like hey here's this like ridiculously insane jungle simulator where all you got to kill alligators and eat them yeah and then four is now you're you're an old man who just judo throws people till they die it's like a series of well speaking of games that are uh runaway successes uh uh are you familiar with concord yeah yeah yeah no still well yeah still well out there that's the opposite yeah it's literally

the exact opposite that's like saying that's like saying i don't i'm not i'm not going to bring them that's never mind i feel bad for those guys really honestly it's like they that's got i think it debuted with lower steam numbers than Lord of the Rings Ghalm. Oh, no. Yeah. So, oh, no. So, you know, rest in peace. Imagine being that far out.

Imagine being that far out of the fight when you walk in. That's like going into a UFC match slipping as soon as you fall in and you're half unconscious. That's like you couldn't even like, you're like, you're already like. I've been waiting for that, dude. I've been waiting for like, there's this one guy, Bobby Green, or he changed his name to King Green now. he does a flip he does a when he enters

and I'm just waiting for him to not clear and hit his head and just be like done and sometimes it looks like he's like I'm like dude this is too dangerous stop doing it I I don't really mean this but I would love to see someone

die right before I can't hit match right like I don't mean this horribly but like the idea of somebody going into the ring slipping hitting the head and then that's it like everybody gets deadly fire They're dead?

Why? Not even like, oh, they're unconscious. They clearly can't fight. He's still. You're looking for to see him breathing. You don't see any elevation of his chest. Like, he's gone. He's off immediately.

Technically, that would be the best scenario because then people can't blame it on the combat that killed him. You know, like that might a mess. There might be commissions out there being like, oh, maybe we need more regulations. Like, if he just died before I got punched, it would be pretty cool. His Humpty, dumped the ass fell in and that's it. It's quiet. Now, I still want like. Dana still.

mad ever some reason. Dana got the article up there. He fucking, he took our money and he fucked like Dana. He died. So what? So what, man. Sue his family. Sue the estate. Sue the estate. Sue the people. Sue the venue and sue his family. Oh, man. I fucking hate that guy. He is like, uh, he's a man.

Do you know his mom wrote a book about him? How much he sucks? Eminem? Yeah. I mean, did she do that too? Absolutely not. I think she did. I mean, his mom did like something. She did, she made like disc track, I think. I mean, she went out. No, she didn't. I swear to God, I feel like, I feel like I'm not lying.

I mean, she sued the fuck out of him. I know that, but like, I feel like I'm not lying. I, that should be easily verifiable. Yeah, look it up while I, because I swear to God that's real, like she, because that's a, because there's a song where he's where he's like, Dear Mom, you're a bitch, oh, no, he goes, is that why you made that CD for me, ma, you know, like that's, that's a real, like he, she did something like that. I don't know, though. That's so sad.

I am, I might be lying. Who the fuck knows? If that is real, I didn't know, and that's amazing. Debbie Mathers, dear Marshall, I don't know if that's real. Debbie Mathers. Dear Marshall, people are saying that's what it's called. Yeah, I don't know. I think that's it.

Okay. And she's trying to rap, but I think she gives up. My name is Debbie, and I'm here to stay. My name's Debbie, and my son is dumb and gay. My name is Debbie, and I'm here to say, Eminem is my son, and he's dumb and gay. I'm gay too But it's really cool Zachary wrote in

Marshall Mathers is a fucking fool You said that What are you doing What is it? What is going on? Some pretty cool old school hip hop man What is that I went down the street and they're like I shot

In the face I'm dying All right, Zachary wrote in. He said not a question. I just started playing Red Dead Red Dead Redemption 2 and saw that parody video you posted before I began the game. Now every time I interact with Dutch,

it's all I can hear. Thanks for that. So this is spreading. Right? And this is absolutely us doing this. Yes. Yeah. But I was on Summonstein today

with Brad and Micah around last end and he was telling me that he can't stop thinking about it either and so like this is spreading like I think everybody at that company is ingratiated to it

I said to the Colin because I had to do it and then now that's everywhere but I wonder like are we in the comments of that video I bet we must be right it must be like I imagine I imagine there's at least a couple of yeah I like to do the clown video

the freaking clown Oh right right almost all the comments are about us bringing it up. Of the clown getting shot to that music. The Pirates of the Caribbean. It's such a whimsical theme, dude. And the fake out.

The fake out is what makes that video a 10 out of 10 video for me. The Pirates of the Caribbean song accompanying a clown shot to death. It's pretty, it's pretty bewildering. That's the one person I'm like, I can't deserve it. They shouldn't be in someone's house. Oh, absolutely. Why are you in my house? What are you doing?

Even if you're asking for it 100%. There's no way around it. I want to shot him in his leg and I would have dragged him to the back and I would have buried him like you. That's the thing. I mean, you got to shoot them in the chest, man,

because otherwise, like if you're not a sharpshooter, that's the target, bam. You know, so, top of the head right here.

Top of the head. Yeah, just, yeah, top of the head. Yeah, exactly. From the hip.

From the hip. If you're shooting on the hip in real life with a real pistol, not like a fucking not even a six shooter. A pistol. You're a psychopath.

The dyslexic casting director, in charge of hiring gingers. Yo. I get it. He says, hello, nigg,

nigg and niggie. Wow. That is a cring. Niggy. Which one is the retarded one? Which? Ed is the retarded one. That's one D.

That's one. Yeah, he's, yeah, because then it's double D. D is the one with the fucking double, double G.

Yeah, yeah. So double G's. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Anyway, he says, one of my favorite things in movies and shows is having a song, a company a fight scene to make it funny or more enjoyable. Are there any that you guys love or any songs that you would love to add to existing fight scenes?

The first thing that came up to me for this was, it's not a good fight scene at all. But Kung Pow. Which white scene are you talking about? Well, there's a couple. All of the shit. All of their not very good. But like the musical accompanies of like There's baby got back in the earlier one

Yeah But like my favorite one is Black Betty At the end Where they're playing black ram jams black Betty Yeah as the chosen one is fighting Betty He's fighting Betty And it's just like I love this

This is so stupid I will say if it wasn't for that movie Even though I we've talked about this before that I find Look as much as I love stupid shit That one's just a little bit too Over the top stupid to me. I have watched that movie

High so many times and it is a blast when you're blitz. You can't watch that normal. I've had sex. That movie's been on and I stopped having sex because you're laughing at a scene or something. I've done shit like that. I was like I can't do this. There are certain things you can't put on while you're performing because it'll completely distract you. You cannot have comedy on while you're trying to have sex. Yeah, like a good one. It will ruin the moment. I actually got really soft hearing Seth Rogen laugh.

That's great. I was like, oh I was like hold on a second man, I got to turn the shit off I don't like it no more

wait don't turn it off I was watching it's like that's fucking insane that's so scary on somebody level but yeah

Kung Pah has some good moments I uh what was it my first guitar that I bought with my own money I named it Betty because of that

because I was just like that was so absurd to me that like his name is Betty and I was like I'm gonna betty that's an old school name that doesn't exist my ass what do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord my ass what it is really just that was a real movie when I was like when I was no you didn't no when it first came out because when first came out I think I was like maybe like nine or

ten dude I thought you were what what's happening I thought I was like nine to ten when camp out okay okay uh uh uh uh uh uh uh What? I'm sorry, you being nine or ten, you should know better. Because I was like, what is wrong with this movie? Like, is this serious? You were such a dumb kid, man. You were such a stupid kid.

Who lies? I was like, why would you not make a movie a real movie? Oh, this is, were you not a, oh my God. Oh my God. Hold on, hold on, hold on. No, I believe it was real. So you weren't aware of, you weren't, wait, what? Why wouldn't it be real?

What do you mean? I never watched any movies like that. I wasn't really, this is like one of the first parents were to watch. I was like, what else's going on here? Why is it going to be so bad? So you never, you never, like, so you know, your parents never introduce you to, like, say, any Leslie Nielsen movies or anything. No, I watched like, like, like, like, but they were police academy. I was, oh, she wasn't watching like, I was watching like fucking Eta James performances.

And I'm like, this is really, she's a really good singer, I guess. Like, I don't know. Well, so for me. Like, fucking Roel-Rek-Ru-Ruiz singing Spanish and being confused. Well, so for me, I remember, what do we go? I knew it was like an altered movie or whatever, right? Right. I just my thought was

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Oh, God. And I remember being so annoyed because I was just like, where is this? Like, where's this fucking movie? You wanted to see that? I wanted to see more. You wanted to see that fucking tongue in a movie? It was just so stupid. Like, I just couldn't believe that it was real.

And it was just, it was so stupid that, like, I just loved it. I was just so enamored with just how completely there was, like, no attempt at all to make it like a legitimate film. Yeah. To find out a year that came out, because I want to see how old I was. Like, oh, one, or two, maybe. I was younger than I, actually. When was Kong Powell out, Kingston? Are you looking it up?

Come, Powell. Enter the fist. Enter my ass. 2002. Yeah, it sounds about right. So I was, I was younger than that. I was like fucking eight. I was seven.

I saw when I was like nine-ish. I was like 12. Yeah. But I was just like, why is this? I was just like, I usually saw movies that attempted to be good. So I was like, is this movie, why, why did they make these choices? I just like, where was your, you had like no critical thinking at all? Like, oh, this is.

Not yet. This is clearly like some fake, like they even showed you like, they even at one point, I think there's a blue screen. in it. Like, that kind of showing you being on set. Like, like, what are they doing? You just didn't really have it. Okay, look, you didn't have me. I'm going to watch Hercules again. What the fuck? I will say, I will say, like, watching that movie now, it's funny how obvious it is.

Like, the super, what is it? What do you call it? The superimposing or whatever, the compositing. Like, it's very obvious. But, like, at the time on, like, blurry kind of CRT TVs, the effects, like, really held up. That's true. That's true. Like, I remember just because that was one of most impressive things about that. I think that's why I was so obsessed with it. I was like, how did they fucking do this? Oh. Because like some shots are crazy. And then you watch it on a high-deaf TV and you're like, oh, yeah. I could do this. Like, I understand exactly

how this works. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, uh, it's, it's cool. That's pretty, I don't know. That's pretty wild. I just, I don't know. It's just a weird thing to me because I, I have an extremely immature sent of humor, but some of the stuff was just too, too, too, too dumb, I guess to me. I think your line is crazy. But it's like, it's like me for like what I can laugh at and what I can't laugh at it. I'll laugh at like somebody blowing up, but they're like, hey, man, you're making fun of a person in a wheelchair. That's not cool.

But then like 10 minutes later, I'll laugh at someone in a wheelchair falling off a cliff. You know, like, it's just like... The thing about Kung Pow is that, like, it's very stupid, right? And then if you watch it as an adult, like, the stupid parts don't make you laugh as much anymore. But there are parts that, like, are smarter that you don't necessarily recall. Like I remember specifically There's a scene of the dog barking And the bark is delayed

Because he's dubbed Yeah And I just say that that's fucking That's so good That is such a stupid good bit And then there's one where They're like searching the camp For like the chosen one or whatever

And one guy goes like You go that way I'll go home It's just like these like It's just so stupid Stuff like that I think a lot of it's well delivered too Like the lines are delivered to

Like the lines are delivered with like a, like I think about that scene of him shaking the woman and like he's like clearly yelling and then the camera's like zooming in on him as he's yelling and the voice line is just like Hey or something. No, it's just like, I implore you to reconsider. Yeah. Yeah. And like terrible ADR. But it's so good. Like, I don't know. I think I think stuff like that is actually what I enjoy about that. There's a lot of there's a lot more of them in the in those movies than, well, that movie than I remember because I remember putting it up again like we were really high and I was like oh let's just watch this dumb movie it'll be like a you know nostalgic and the stuff that used to

make me laugh didn't make me laugh anymore like the cow was fucking stupid I oh yeah the cow was mad funny when I was little but yeah it's not funny I didn't like it either it's the part you skip it's the part you skip yeah but then it's just like yeah like I employ you to reconsider it's just yeah there's a lot of that that's a lot of nuts dude that's like me with twilight dude I think That movie's so fucking funny now, but it's such a dog shit film. Yeah, that was always... You're gonna come under the seat in the Halloween. Every Halloween time.

What the fuck? Why are you conscripting me into this? It's really fun. It's actually a really good time, though. What are you doing? I don't understand. I mean, so you just rehash the same jokes? I don't get it.

No, no, it's outdoor movies. We go see it every time. We sit there and we're just baffled by it. But we have like, it's like, we get like hot chocolate. And it's like in a middle of a park and we're just watching Twilight. This movie's so fucking stupid. Maybe, I don't know. It's really.

It depends on when you do it. Yeah. I think that's like, that's what Jojo does. She would do with her best friend. They would do that shit all time and the Harry Potter movies, I guess. I can't watch Harry Potter. I still have only seen the first three movies and part two of the last one. I saw only the first one.

I am so deeply lacking in context. I know Dobby gets throwing knifed. I don't, I don't know enough about Dobby. You never even met Dobby. No. Oh my God. No, you know Dobby dies. So I know references.

Like I know you guys are talking about, but I'm like, I don't know anything about that niggins. You gave Daubert to come sock. Daubert is free. He's like from a, he's from a, so get this. Like a rat goblin? He's from a race of slaves that like to be enslaved. No, are you serious? Not like they're just, they're cool with it.

They're complicit with it. That's what we do. We, we, we, we're slaves. Yeah. Yay. Woo. Slavery. I can't like that.

What does Harry Potter sound like? He's like, oh. He's like, I'm able to. Hey, Ory. Hey, I got this one. I got, I got, I got my one here. You want to go, you gotta go kill Homeland Day.

He got to go to the bat, man. And he's that? Lovilymore. Oh, I will be more. I'm by the, uh, diaris. Yeah, but I. I'm like a daryth. You're fucking bloody con.

What are you got with a slip? in all yeah Oh What? What? What? Oh yeah. Yeah.

Did you see that? It's been going around on Twitter recently like It's like a popsicle That's like partially Oh, Noggers? No, it's like a It's like a

It's a popsicle That's like a little bit like Dented and fucked up And it's Have you seen this? No, I haven't. Okay. It relates to what we're talking about.

So talk amongst yourself while I find this. I want to say it is right here. A little guy on here. Where's the boss? Where's the guy? You know what I mean? No, I do.

You don't eat them all right. Citrus petrowness, you know what? Something like that. Dude, that shows so funny because it was all, everything was almost fine and Billy walked in and ruined it. Billy's like, everything. Everything's going a little bit too, too good. Oh, there's too much harmony in your room.

You're too much. I gotta change that real quick. Ewing. I feel like I feel like we're so wrong Because I feel like they Emphatically pronounce the H and like everything And we'll like leave it out

We're like Ewee and I'm like I don't think that's No he just doesn't He doesn't He doesn't he's just Ewee That's the Cochney accent I think I have to

I have to Bird him to death Ewee Better him over fire I would like say Whatever Whatever Whatever

in my towel they do all these up-up day, debate. I'm so sad I didn't say it. It's funny because, like, Jamaican's patois is very similar to that. Yeah. Look, aye, Omlanda. How do you?

Homlander. Homlander. Drop a little jug chicken. Why I come take me boy from me, Homelander? Why don't do to me girl? You don't go wrong pong at me woman, Homander.

Me going to bung you up one time. And Homander's just... He like me, bro. Oh, yeah. He like me, bro. Every time I see, every time I see milkers, I'm just like, I immediately You're thirsty, bro.

Yeah, I was like, I hate that. That's a bad trait. I get cracks in my lips and shit. I'm all dry. I start getting like a fucking goblinoid hunch. I'm just getting like a hunchback of Notre Dame. I don't need it. I don't need it.

I go on to jail several times for attempting to drink milk from a minute. The amount of times I've been thrown in back in the, in the wagon. I'm trying to get a paddy wagon because I was trying to get some. milk from you cereal. I just got a little bit of milk and I'm like, I had my bowling checks, golden grabs there, I tried to get some milk for it. And there was like, that's inappropriate. I can't believe. Youie, called the cops on me from trying to get it from home from Starlight.

So I found it. So, think about, laying on me. Think about this British accent that we're doing. Yeah. And now look at this one. All right. I That's a little

That's real That's organic Yeah They just got bashed into something I love that Who are in our schools Yeah exactly

Are not Shitting our shoes Are they're I'm still In dire Your bloody Yike Dude it's

I love This image is so fucking funny excellent. You fucking yank. You fucking yank. Anyway. I feel so bad for them, but they talk like that for real. That's how they speak.

Yeah, I feel like it's all, it's all weird to me. Like even, um, I hear a lot of that pos shit like, uh, Joe Joe's been watching Bridgeton, which is hilarious. That shows fucking hilarious because of, I mean hilarious in a sense, like, because I just peer over and look. And like every other scene, there's just this like, nigger that's so proper and shit.

And he's like, oh, oh, I, oh, I, oh, I, uh, a bridge of ten. And I'm like, What is the show? I don't know anything about the show. I watched that whole show with Lillian. You did? Yeah. I don't know anything about the show.

So like, I like how insanely inclusive it is, but I don't understand why it is. Oh, it's a person's rendition of the world. It's, we know, we know that at that period of time. Of course. But like, I like it. And the only thing that made me think, because I really only know women that watch that show, at least I've heard them the ones that are praising it, mostly. Right now with Ramtruck's declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA,

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Because, you know, even all the neckbeards and all those people that cry about everything to pretend? Did they do that for that show? Did they even pretend to, because, you know, obviously none of them were going to watch it. Like, Corian's not, the Corian's not going to watch Bridgeton. But did he make a video about Bridgeton? I think probably there were probably people that were like, probably like actual racist that were like, ah, because I feel like female racism was just a little more rare.

A little more rare But it's like Oh there was supposed to be no And the very first thing When it comes up like credit It's like this is my rendition of the world I know what the fucking world Like back then

It was not this But I wanted to be like this Yeah And I'm like all right cool Yeah I mean like Most people in the world Don't give a shit about that They understand what's happening

What are we talking about? So Bridgetton Have you heard of the show Bridgerton? Yeah yeah I know I know Yes So basically I was just like Oh I I clearly Bridgetton is not a show

It was kind of like Batwoman right With DC none of those neck beard fucks were gonna watch Batgirl But they still made videos about Batgirl So I'm thinking in the same vein Like did they make videos about Bridgeting?

Because I've only heard about it a few weeks ago or something Or like a month ago or something And she just started watching it And I was like oh there must be Someone must have made videos But oh look at all these Lillies ruined my fucking perception Because I didn't watch shows like that at all

Like I was I've seen like a bunch of girly shows at older sisters Yeah But she made me watch like a bunch of shows about like love and stuff And now I'm like oh man I kind of like this. You're a little bitch now? Dude, I really think the show

because that's the best show I've ever watched in my life. What show? This is us? But it's not like a, it's not a show that's like about like a really

it's about like family and love and like, like trauma in family that leads to like, I don't get, shut the fuck. I don't care. It's really good.

Like I think it would be cathartic for you to watch actually. It's a beautiful show but it's like not the, it's not a breaking bad. or a Game of Thrones kind of show. It's the kind of show that you watch and you feel. So no dicks, no incest, no drugs.

Is it pornography? Is it pornography? It's not pornography. Then what the fuck am I watching it for? To just get. This dude's like, this show's beautiful. Where?

There's no vagina. You understand I'm a heterosexual male, right? You think I want to watch beautiful shows? Yeah, dude, it's really nice. It's really good. It's really good. Trust me, man. Anyone that's watching it will be like,

oh yeah, it's one of the best ones are watching my life. It made me, dude, There was one episode, I have never really cried from television ever in my life. There was one episode. There was two episodes that made me sob. That's not true at all. Name a show I've cried from.

I've watched you cry at the Ben 10 finale. Well, that's because that was end of an era. And I wasn't crying. I was whimpering. You're crying because he like, well, he took his fucking watch on. And he was like, his arm was black because I had no circulation. He's finally 10. He's finally 10.

He's finally just Ben. Do they kill them? Like, because now they need another one. Like, they always kill them at 10. They blew his head off. Yeah, they find dudes named Ben and then once they're 10, they kill him. That is so crazy. That's the premise.

I don't know what you think about it. That's the real premise of Benton. Yeah, Ben 10 was after my time. He just turned into like some alien nigger, right? Yeah. Well, yeah, I remember specifically thinking it was. He has 10 aliens on his watch. Oh, is that what that is?

Yeah. So the idea is that, like, he had a, he found the, a watch, like an alien watch that lets him like he hits it and he gets to turn into 10 different aliens. Is there a reason? It's just 10 or it was just, oh, that sounds cool. It's been 10. 10 is the number of everything pretty much.

Okay, I gotcha. Yeah. And then there was more aliens in there we had to unlock the aliens. He had to come in contact with other aliens. Yeah, so he was immediately not Ben 10 because there were more than 10. But his name is Ben Tennyson. So they call him Ben 10. I, yo,

it's why I get it. I get it. I get it. I like the first two series is a lot. I was really... That me my eye twitch. It really did. I was like, that is so... When the character got older than me,

I stopped caring. I was like, oh, okay, I don't remember. My name's Ben Tennyson and I fucking... I fucking have ten aliens and I have ten balls. I just remember... I got ten dicks. I just remember feeling like you can't turn into aliens.

With a watch. Well, no, it's not even just like that you're not an alien, then you're just like a fucking shape shifter. You're not an... You're not... Are you're not aliens. That's what bothered the hell out of me.

It's like you're not an alien. You're an earth leg. So where did that thing come from? Space. Another fucking, it was like I was supposed to be like a universe. Planet 10. Tennison. Planet 10.

It was supposed to be like a thing that allows other people to walk in to choose other other like species of people. Ew. Ew. Ill unification. Understanding fucking. But then the day. But these things are all like giant like awesome beast or what?

Well, they're different from humans. Everything has different. Everything has different. Everything. has an advantage or something bullshit. Humans advantages. They have guns and bigotry. Yeah, they got guns.

Guns and bigotry. You're different than I, bam. I'll never get conquered by no damn eulgents. Now, let's move on. Elgians. The damn space and were

the base engines. Have you seen Revenant? You've seen Revenant, right? What are you talking? The Bear movie? Yeah. No. No, I never saw it.

I just know, I just know that what's his face Leah Leia Da Vinci he He He I know that he fights a bear Yeah And that it's like

Well the bear Fucks them up I guess It's such a dumb scene Like I'm watching a movie In the theaters And I was like this is the dumbest movie I've seen the long time People said the bear like

Mounce him or some shit And like fuck his ass The bear literally opened his ass up Spits in his asshole Links it like it's honey For 20 minutes Licks the color off his ass They play the Whitty the Poohs song

with it up And he's tugging his assholes And the guy's got to play dead Yeah For 20 minutes You see him Cojima pictures He'd make a movie out of this

For us they would be like Get the fuck out of him Before he kill you Oscar Oscar They gave him an Oscar for it Best I'm licking a car

I don't remember that for Winnie the Pooh. Winnie the Pooh. You know, watch a show. Eating lots of ass spreading honey on it to make it taste better. I must have seen it. I've seen movies. I've seen like the Winnie the Pooh like VHS. You never saw like the old school, the 70s movie, the Winnie the Pooh movie?

The 70s? Yeah, the one that came on like 70s. It was like a 70s movie. Honestly, like I just, I might skip. It's like the big book of poo. Oh, yeah. I mean. I just don't remember the song, I guess.

I remember Winnie the Pooh. I remember being furious at him. You don't like Winnie the Pooh? No, I liked him. I just didn't like that he just bothered me sometimes. His lack of pants bothered me because like, why have a shirt on? Everyone, like, why try some of it?

Just be you. That's what bothered me too. It was like the half-ass nature. It's just like you. Typically of fucking Donald Duck. Donald just like. Yeah, all the not pants wearing people are. It's kind of the same.

Like, what are you doing? Just don't wear clothes. Yeah. It's fine. And you know it was weird in like the Sonic universe. Some of the animals have clothes and some of them don't. What's up with that? Very few.

Like, well, what is that? What is that? Well, not originally actually. So I was looking at a, I was actually looking at the old, the original animated series. Why were you there? The one that I. Why were you there? Because we were talking about it on the fucking episode when you were wearing a minor on your shirt.

You fuck face. How'd you flip this on me? You fuck a face. Well, you had a minor You had a minor No It was so pointed Yeah

Mimeon Those guy You're You're trying to get me I just I wasn't You fucking flipped it up No but like

The idea of having a minor on your shirt It's so crazy Because that's such an allocation Like that so people Will fall under Right With that one This man has a minor

On his shirt With a complete lack of context That sounds bad It's like there's nothing really intrinsically wrong with that at all. Like if you, if somebody had a random child. Like if they had the home alone poster or whatever on their shirt, it's like fucking whatever. This man has a minor in his shirt. You fucking freak.

This man has a picture of children in his wallet. And it's like, they're my kids. They're still children. They're still minors, Mike. It's like, you know how some of they have the bearskin rug baby picture? You know that one? You know that like that? You know that that's like a trope?

I don't know anyone that's ever done that before What you mean? There's the trope of somebody It's the bearskin rug by a fireplace And they put their naked baby on the on the bearskin So that's a trope Photo So some Puerto Rican people

I've never seen that in my life You never seen that? I don't even know what that trope is They have naked pictures of that Like the little picture of their baby Like their first picture of them Completely naked On their fucking

On their fucking Like the big Because every It's like when you walk to up Puerto Rican's house You turn to the left of the wall Where the door is And there's a big fucking picture

of the whole family there. That's how all the ones I remember and this were. So that's how my grandma didn't do that. Ours was to the right. Ah, you see? My grandma didn't do that because she's half black

and not insane. So what happens is that my cousins though, I'd walk in and there's a picture of my three cousins with their little baby dicks out immediately as soon as you walk in the house and they'd be like,

mom, please get rid of that. I can't bring my friends over to see that. They're going to make fun of my baby penis. Yeah. It was bigger there too. That was crazy. It's insane, dude. I don't know what...

I can't find any like... But like this is like the ideas... Oh, right, yeah. There's like a thing like that. I have to say, I've never seen that specific trope. But I know what you... I know the general thing. There's a thing like that

because usually they'll have like settings. If anyone who's ever gone to like a photo studio where they... Oh, let's do the star shots for your stupid fucking baby. I haven't done that shit in Seoul. I don't do that all the... Like every two years we did that shit in my family for a while. I feel like that is dead for our generation.

Like... We hated it. We load that shit It's because it's fake as fuck That's why It'd be arguments between me and my cousins And shit like that And I'm like picture time

Yeah Me like to go with my mom I had a I was in some fucking Bill Cosby sweater Like I'm fucking know We're all dressed on nice This stupid I have one of mine on my fucking I feel like a family function

And then taking pictures That's that's real That's better yeah Like I love looking at like candid photographs Of like my parents Throwing a house parties because it's just so funny. It's cool.

It's real. It's a lot less, I don't mind like a family photo every now and again. Like, we do one for like New Year's every year. Like we have like a, you know, you guys do like some Christmas. Oh,

oh, not so you said New Year's. Yeah, we get everybody together and then like after everybody's drunk or whatever. And we, you know, the ball drops and we take a picture everybody who's theirs.

Every single show. But like the whole studio thing. It's like me and my fucking little ass nephew. I found a picture. I found a picture of the picture. That's you? Yes, me. When I was a little.

Dude, you look so Caribbean there. It's crazy. Which one? Dude, I look mad. Who is one? Which one? Which one is you?

I don't know. I can't. I can't. Wow. I love how non-racist you are. No, I'm going. They move. That's fine.

Yeah. Which one is you? It's like the one that looks somewhat like me at least. You look like you like immediately were like. Right now with Ramtruck's declaration of deals. Well qualified current FCA lessees. Get a low mileage lease on the 2026. RAM,500 Big Horn crew cab, 4x4 for $3.69 a month for 39 months, with $4,099 due at signing.

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And my parents put me in like... I don't know where you get these. But they were velvet suspenders. Velvet? Isn't that supposed to be like a sexy thing? No. Isn't velvet like romantic? No, it's kind of like there was like...

I don't know. There's like swayed or whatever. It's just like a rant, like a weird fucking... fabric. And I just remember being like, why'd you put me in that? And they're like, we thought you looked dumb. So he put you in it. We thought you looked. And it was funny. Emphasis on dumb. All caps. We knew you'd be stupid. You looked so stupid. You dumb bitch. So we chose to make you look more stupid. We thought you would look really dumb in these clothes. So we put you in him and we were

right. That's having a child. You're at the mercy of a psychopath until you're 18. That's true. I mean, I used to a lot of people, the shit that they put their fucking animals in. And I'm like, Lily was like, would you be mad if we got a dog and I dressed it? I was like, long as you don't dress it when we go outside. Like, you can dress it in the house. That's fine. That's for our enjoyment. But like when you go outside, that says you just look weird having a job.

Because I was talking to her about the whole thing we were talking about like the, I didn't have like Instagram for your pets. I want Instagram for my pet just to see the age of my dog that every week I take a picture and see how much bigger it gets. You can do that without putting on Instagram. Yes. So, so what? But I want to do that.

It's just a poor excuse. Just be honest. You want to show your dog off to the world. Oh, no, it's the idea of being able to have a catalog of it. That's why. You can do that on your phone. I know I can't know what you mean. I just have a catalog.

I don't because like, you know what it would be easier to do that? You just, you make a folder. Anytime you take a picture, you put it in that folder. Yeah, that's true. That is much faster than making it a fucking account.

That's fine. Like, just said, just be honest. I think the thing is like, I don't really want to solve my dog. The thing about it is like, if it's on the internet, then it's there.

You know what I mean? Like, it's there forever. I've lost, I've lost, I've lost so many photos on my phone just like If my phone breaks

Over the course of Right Some some random shit right I just there There are so many ways To back up shit that it's Inexcused I don't back any of that

Well that's that's your fucking problem Well it's it's my Strength in fact Because it is Oh it's right Guess who hasn't had Like any of their shit leaked ever All these people are

You remember the fapening When everybody had their fucking nudes What do you mean? Famous celebrities That are dumb That were dumb enough to get fished You know it was fishing right? What do you mean fishing?

They didn't fucking crack any clouds. He's telling me every celebrity is a fucking fisherman now. Yeah. They literally, they went on. They went to the, they went to a celebrity. That was weird. That is so much dumber than I could ever believe. I don't believe in celebrity.

We got to get to this question. Yeah. Says, hey Kingston, did Kitty really need to say the N-word to storm in God loves man kills? Yeah, she was roving a point. Is that real? Yeah, she said She didn't, she didn't call her it She said, but if someone would call you an N-word lover,

that'd be different as well. Who said that? Kiti said it to Storms. They were having an argument because Kitty is Jewish. And they were having an argument about culture. It was, uh, she said the N-word. She wasn't calling her. She was just saying the word in context of conversationally. It's a bit of aggressive, but she wasn't angrily.

She wasn't angry at her. She was just saying the word in anger. She didn't have to say it. She could have said something else, but also at the same time. Like that's context. Like that context is kind of... She said it for emphasis. That's the fine parameters of it.

I think... It need a sting. You need it. It needed a... I need to teach that dumb Harlem African fucking sky-faring bitch or fucking less. And take this bitch down a peg. She's like, oh, I'm a... I was a queen.

I'm a goddess. I got the fat ass. So what? Dumb bitch? Yeah. Kill you. Boom! I saw this thing recently where it was like...

Pity Pride or not a kiddie pride. Or not, not Kitty Pride. It was Storm confronting someone where she was like... No, your powers, they're a gift or whatever. But she was talking to somebody who, like, I think every time they touch something, it dies. Oh, rogue. Is it rogue? Ragoo.

Ragu. Ragu. The sauce? Yeah. Yeah, she shoots white stuff out of her hands. And they're like, I guess it's kind of like, wait, ragu's not even white. Sorry. No, it's not.

Stop now. I was thinking of that other shit. What's the cum sauce called again? Maynace. Yeah. Alfredo. Thank you. Vodka? Yeah.

That's it. Yeah, I don't know, man. I would be in a mute. It is a gift because she can go on to touch people and killing them and taking their memories. Like, I don't know. I wouldn't be mad at that at all. Yeah, but Storm is like way cool. Like she has a way cooler power set than luckily.

She's like chilling. She's got superpowers basically. Like she's not a mutant really. She is. You would never know. No, she is. But you know what I mean? Her powers don't hurt.

No, her powers don't exactly harm her life. Right. Well, they don't at all. really. Yeah, actually, it massively improved it in every way, shape or form. Except for the bigotry part. But other than that, like, you know. Yeah, but she chooses that.

She doesn't have to let them know, but she's proud. Right. That's fine, you know. Yeah. I mean, I'd be proud, too. And I would just throw, like, fucking, uh, giant ice blocks on people had a problem with it. I would just, I would just strike them.

I would just strike their kids with lightning. Their kids. Their kids didn't do anything. Hey, where, where's your son's at? Like, oh, me, when I make fun of me, I can't control. Yeah, kills can't control. I'm dying. I would

electrically strike the gas man in the house and blow him now you just insured that person joined Friends of Humanity and I would strike him too

well Storm can make a fucking stub Why does it It's because of Charles Charles is a bitch dude No he's not

He's just not He's a bitch If it wasn't for Charles The Friends of Humanity would have been eradicated a long time ago Yeah you know What happened

That would have happened With all the humanity Period You think Magneto's gonna stop Magneto Just wants Yes yes He would not stop.

Now, now he becomes he would stop. Brother, Magneto didn't just want to destroy humanity. Magneto just wants to lower taxes. Yeah. That's it. And unfortunately, he didn't get enough of the vote. So he kind of got radical. But it makes sense why he got there.

It's not his fucking fault. If you opened a book and realized that, I mean, Magneto had some good points, which he does. It really sucks me. You don't have a lot of good points. Let's try and get one more out of the way. Finally, finally finish the Massifax Trek trilogy, which got me thinking. How would you rate the MassifaxiG games? Personally, I think it goes 1,3, 2.

Massifax 1 was fantastic with the exception of driving. Also, I saved Ashley because womanizer Shep needed more women. Yes, the only reason I saved him, too. Caden's a little bitch. He sucks, but he's like, Ash, he's a fucking racist. Yeah, but she also becomes not racist, and then you smash it. I never found out that the bitch died. All right, keep going.

I was like, you stay here and die. Mass Effect 2 felt weaker gameplay-wise and less like an RPG had a great story though in cool characters. I was shocked. They got rid of the overheating weapon system and just switched to regular ammo clips like every other game. I don't remember the overheating weapon system that was. The overheating is in one. The overheating, to me, it doesn't matter because there's so many, like the only, the advantage of having the overheating system is that you don't have to worry about ammo, but there's so many clips everywhere in the game in the one moving forward.

It doesn't, it's the same thing. Running out of ammo on Mass Effect 2 is almost a possible. The only reason I think they added the clips is just because it's just satisfying to load and reload and then it's just, I think it was just satisfactory for that. Because I mean, Halo also had

like overheating weapons. So like it's not like a mass effect exclusive thing. Yeah, that was in sci-fi. That was in a lot of sci-fi. Every weapon in Mass Effect will overreact. And number one. And the first one, it was all overheating. But it was like because it just made sense to why I have ammo at this being this advanced in the future.

But it's just not a satisfying thing to do when you're with guns. Everyone loves fucking loading. Like, if you don't have to reload, cool, because it's just faster to get into the fight, but the idea is you're going to... Reloading is part of it. It's also the most... Yeah, like in gears when you would get that

the active reload. It's... That's one of those things that I'm sad. Come on. Come on. I think it's the red bar. I really want to play that game again. And I fucking... What do they call? The little hobblers? The wretches.

The wretches. Yeah. But the... Yeah, reloading is just like Fun Like I don't know Like even in VR Like rigors It's

It's Little riggers Go ahead You know that's what they want to call No they don't It was so It was so soft Like I barely heard it

It Oh John John that's not what they're called. I thought it would be better. John, stop, stop, stop. We can't call them.

But he's like, but I think Marcus Phoenix would want that. I don't think he would. I think Marcus Phoenix. And then Cole would get upset and it starts another little dialogue tree or something. It's not that kind of game. I think I can really do it, though. You know what? I'm going to walk.

I got to say, I don't even sound like that in real life. He just keeps the voice on for some reason. a method voice actor. Playing VR specifically, if there's any like FPSs in VR, reloading in VR

is one of the most satisfying fucking things possible. Right. It is so goddamn cool. Like being like pulling the clip back fucking

it's so cool. Like Resident Evil 4 VR, I never played the new one in VR but I heard it was really good too. The original one? Well, the remake. You ever played the remake?

There's a VR. version of the remake, I'm pretty sure. I didn't play that one, but I played like the original. There's a VR version of the original. Yeah. And I just spent like, I remember, I think most of my playtime in that game isn't even in the game. It's just in like the fucking range. Because it is just satisfying. If I played Resonium, if they had a Resonimo 5 VR game, I would never stop playing

that game. Yes, you would. Because I would be grabbing by the next. I'd grab them by their fucking next. It would be kind of nuts. I would play. That is so crazy. I play mercenaries for like way too long. Like that would be and then so I would mod it to where there's Nothing but the black ones only the only the only they'd all they'd all be skinny I don't want those scared I don't want those ones that I'm like oh are you like Moroccan or something?

Get the fuck out of you north African pussy I only want I want sub-Saharan Africans I want them to be terrified I want them I want them to be like yo please go away You bought their face to where they're still coming at you but they're like He's scared. That is such dedicated racism. The thing, please stop. They're saying please stop, leave me alone.

And I'm shooting them. I'm haymakering them. I'm suplexing them kicking their faces off. That is such a dedicated. Do you know that one scene? You know that one scene in five where you first encounter like the big ass mob in five? Yeah, when the helicopter flies over and it's the guy with the axe like doing that. Yeah.

So like that whole sequence where there's a bunch of people and you. Basically, it's recommended to run away from them and try to fight them. I killed them. Right, right. So, but imagine they were just getting out of like a convention. They were even, they were just, oh, man, that was good, man. That was really nice. I'm wondering you look at the camera footage of Reserville 5, right?

That's camera footage. It's like cameras all over. And they're like, please, we don't know what's going on. None of them are infected. The axe guy's not real. The cane saw guy was just chopping some lumber. He puts it down. He's like, oh, it's something wrong.

and you're just beating the fuck out of that. He came at you because he saw you he saw you killing his brothers. You like that big chainsaw guy was fine before he was fixing because you know there's a little, there's like an AC. That motherfucker was like fixing shit. And then he was just seeing in the distance like,

oh my God, he's killing my village. And then he's like, ah. And then you shock him to that. He comes at you and he's like, he's like, please stop. He's like holding it front. He's like, please. stop hurting us. I don't want to do this.

Yeah, see, the problem is you don't know the language. He takes out an RPG. He's on fucking fentanyl or something. What's going on with him? What's that? Why is he seeing all this? He's fucking traumatized. He's self-shocked.

You have to be so remarkably self-shock. To have a consistent hallucination. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For the duration of Resident Evil, like the entire part of it. Right. Sheva's not even real. For 14 hours.

You're hallucinating a very consistent narrative in front of you. That is amazing. Dude, Cheva not being real is like, how did he pull off some of the things that he pulled off? Like, if they got to throw her up that I get things done. It's just him like, he's like so, he's willing it down. Like there's this a lock fiction and he's just like, things are stupid. Sheva is literally just a plastic bag.

that latched itself onto his belt and he assumes he's been following him this whole time. Yeah, yeah, the bad. It's a bit, and then like, you know, because sometimes you'll ask for stuff, like, give me a grenade. He just pulls it out of the bag. Yeah, he does it himself.

Thanks, Sheva. Yeah. And sheva. He's talking to a plastic bag. That's so stupid. Dude, I love that game. I cannot wait. That is one of, like, one of five games

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I want it quicker. I want it. I'm going to dial up the racism to an 11. It'll probably be 26, though. Yeah, it's sad. I'm sad. I might be dead by then. I might be dead by then.

I might be dead by that. Dead or gay, you know. Wait, can you not play it if you're gay? Samu is dying. Anyway. Are you R.K.? What is happening? This version of me is dead if I'm gay.

If you're gay. There's a 100% probability You will get AIDS There's no way around it You can't avoid aid We can't keep having processed foods In our stores We have to get rid of every single process

When he starts to shake them like wow Process foods causes gayness And gayness causes AIDS Fucking moron There's no Everything he said like Did you see that Fear Mongering too

Do you see it has a new thing It's called Maha Maha and I immediately thought of the Amanda show. And... Mah-ha. No, no, so I didn't... That's a lie.

I didn't immediately see it. I saw Maha. And I was like... Maha. What is that? And then I scrolled up and I saw that... You saw the fucking picture. And I heard it in my head.

I'm like, you've got to be kidding me. Damn. I was like, you're... I heard it in my head, too, like, vividly. Anyone in our generation and younger, they can't fuck with Maha or Maha. They can't fuck with that. They are... It's attached to...

Amanda Binds and not they can't take that shit seriously at all even if they don't know anything about RFK Juniors policies or how insane he is they're gonna be like what a fucking what is this clown shit yeah all processed foods or did you find more all processed foods like I'm sure he's just like oh well he thinks uh GMOs are all bad he's everything's that uh GMOs it's not porn I swear gay modificated or my porn is hidden now all the GMOs are gay didn't hidden do you know that's why they call it GMOs because they're gay. Gay.

Gay. Okay. Mega online. If you eat them, you'll get the online chip, which is programmed to turn you gay. And the air... It's all real. Trust me.

Don't look it up. It's all real. Trust me. Don't look it up is RFC's slogan. Don't look it up. Just don't look into it. I would absolutely buy that shirt. It was just RFK, trust me, don't look it up.

Trust me. That's great. That's fucking fantastic merch. If I were him, I would lean into that. If I were me, I'd do it. If I were... If I were me... If I were me...

I want a shirt of that. That's a fucking great shirt. I'm not gay. It's a good idea, yeah. All right, let's get the fuck out of here, I guess. Oh, yeah, yeah, let's get out of here. The question was, though... Oh, yeah.

Whoa, okay, let's Andrew Fes. Just I guess the order of which we would... Oh, the order. We would do... We would rank the Massachusetts. Yeah, interesting. What was his reasoning? He said that there was a...

less RPG mechanics. Oh yeah, so one. I just like that about two as well. So one, he's like fantastic except for the driving. Two, he said it felt weaker gameplay wise, which I think is crazy.

But like less like an RPG is valid. And then three said felt good although the whole way through Derek is right about the DLC being fucking phenomenal. Yeah. Yeah. It's so, it's hard for me to balance between

if I'm going to be objective about it, Um, I, if I'm going to be objective about it, I feel like in overall three is the, is the best of every, because it really has just the gameplay, you know, the, the, the, the, the, the scenery, the graph, everything is just kind of like, it's just better. It's just better, but like, I enjoyed too much more just because of the, uh, the experiences. Some of the, uh, all of the loyalty missions. That's basically the game. The game is the loyalty missions. That's literally how I feel about, uh, the Halo games. I'm like three is better but two is my favorite it's just it's so much more there's a I can't rank them I think all of them are equally

Did you play three? Yeah, I finished all the series Oh you finished it? I don't remember what I finished it a while ago like You did? I never I don't know I finished all the I remember because like harassing you for not finishing it And then you I did play one one was a fantastic story

Really good at forging the world the beginning of the world The RPG aspect of it is very very cool Let's be real the reason why like I think you like one the best because of... I like this one, though. Yeah, no, but still, I think that counts. So let's talk about the legendary edition, which one's the best out of those three.

I think you think one is the best because of Matriarch Benesia. She's also just a fucking... I feel like she's... She's divine, bro. Yeah, she's just, you know, like they just giant blue tits. And so I think that really sold it for you.

A lot of them have both big... They're sorry, that's what they're called, right? Yeah, they started big ass tics. They have big tities, but then for her, she just had enormous blue tits. Lawrence Puttis that are just out, like her, you know how like the medieval corset kind of things. It's like, it's like, it's like, I'm like, Jackpot. All right.

I murdered her when Learro wasn't around. I shouldn't. They're supposed to have a thing. The Lear's supposed to be there. Oh, it'll, it's definitely, yeah. It's, you can skip a step. You can skip a step. I just murdered her.

I was like, hey, kill me. And I was like, all right, bitch. She does get mad if you didn't bring her. She mentions that. I remember that. I'm like, shut up. But yeah, there's a lot of times where I'm like, I don't give a fuck. you're a lot of times some certain characters

that are just not designed well for what I want to do and I'm like I'm not bringing you you're just going to fuck up my my strategy even if you should be there I'm like I don't care I would bring what's his name?

Rex that was my bro I bring Rex everywhere I love seeing him beat the fuck out of people The most OP thing you can do in two is just get Garris with the sniper and uh fucking I freak Zaid because

Zaid The DLC mercenary? Oh no, that's the other dude. The dude, yeah. Yeah, so there's Kasumi. The DLC's Kasumi and then Zaid. Zaid's a British little fuck. Oh, I'm a little bit.

His mission's fun because you can also fuck him over because he wants to get revenge. And you can be like, I don't care. I want to save people and then get a huge like 20 boost of Paragon. Or he can be like, no, let's kill that guy. And I always fuck him over because Zaid's kind of a cunt. I don't give a fuck. And then you can punch him because he's being a little like, he's being a little hostile. And you can punch him in the face.

I'm like, calm the fuck down. Because he gets so crazy that he doesn't get his revenge. He's like, oh, oh, yeah, I'm like, calm down, you British fuck. Calm down. But yeah, if you get those two snipers, they are machines. I've seen Garris, at the end of the game, Geras was cutting down Reapers like it was a fucking, it was like it was fucking Boston. It was insane. He was just eliminating people from me.

And I was like, nice, dude. I love that. I love a snipe. And then also, you can use Kasumi as an alternative because. Her move, her nymph. It's just as good as a sniper. It's a one shot. That shit is really powerful.

Going dark and then she just, then you're dead. But yeah, yeah, good stuff. Anybody else that hasn't played the Mass Effect Trulles? Get the legendary edition. It's probably really cheap right now. This sense. Yeah.

So just get it. And it's the best value. On Steam Deck, it's a perfect, perfect, perfect. Does it run natively on Steam Deck well? Yeah. Does it? I didn't check. Because I've, I've been questioning.

Because, like, I have it on PlayStation, which I could stream to the Steam Deck. Right. But I just don't, I don't know. I don't know if I want to bother with that. I'd rather have it native. You know what I'm playing System Shock Native right now. I want to bring my Steam Deck to the gym,

but I feel like that's so disrespectful. That is so dumb. I think that's just as well. For like when you're doing cardio? Yeah. Like on the treadmill? A treadmill or like using the bikes or anything, Olympic.

Just use the fucking. Maybe, yeah. I like that. Treadmill will be good. Do a fast power walk and play. Good work. it's a little I don't know

I feel like that's too distracting I'm like disrespectful disrespectful of people there I see people like I see people with books I see people with the tablets yeah like I feel like tablets

is a little overkill because you can just use your phone but there's people that want to watch something bigger I just watch YouTube videos I watch your videos while I'm doing my cardia yeah well I don't see anything wrong

with the entertainment how long do you do cardio for an hour usually like an hour straight I would cut it a 40 oh it's just it's just when I do when I'm doing days of like lower body workout I do lower body and then I do like cardio at the end yeah usually

you're supposed to probably do car like the thing is that if you really want to hit the muscle groups properly was to do one kind of exercise a day but I only go to gym three times a week so that I'm trying to do like because of the fact we work early in the day if I work out at home before I come to work and do this I'm gonna be fucking dead I'm not gonna be able right yeah so like I want to try to do like Mondays and like Fridays I try to work out at home in the morning I do like upper body stuff I have a bunch of weights and stuff like that at the house I can do that. Do you want to do, like, are you specifically, like, you can't work out at night?

I'm just about the nighttime I'm fucking out of the energy of doing it. I'm just out of the mood to do it. So I'd rather do it early so I get it done with. I wish I could do it at night. Like, but I don't know what it is. It's just, you're done with today, you know, you're like, I was for a while. I was doing it at night. But only when it makes sense.

Like, otherwise I wouldn't do it. It's, I always prefer mornings just because, obviously, just for the same reason, that's when you have the most energy. So you have the most energy when you wake up, you get up. One thing is, though, you, you, you don't really do anything to help yourself out with, like, any caffeine or anything to, like, kind of balance you out. So I don't, I don't do, I don't do caffeine. Yeah. So, like, that's the, that's the hardest thing, though, like, working out in a way that you're not just sustaining a good shape, but when you're actually trying to burn and lose weight, you got to overexert yourself. And then without kind of leveling yourself out, it's really tough.

Yeah. It's really tough to do other things. That's my thing. I tried to, like, I would, at first I would work out to, like, the idea was I'm just working out. to exercise, but I'm trying to do going to failure. I'm doing that. Like I process lately, so that shit's been fucking horrible. Yeah.

It's been fucking painful because after every workout, I'm like, hurting. I'm like, all right, let's do the next one. You must have like five minutes and do the next one. But I'm enjoying it. I actually really enjoy going to the gym now. It feels good. Yeah, it's good. That's one thing.

There's always that moment when there's people that don't do it that often or it's like, say, I want to get Jojo back into the gym again. And I wanted to hit that point where she's like, oh, I love this now. Because either it's either you do or you don't. And like, I've always enjoyed it. I've always enjoyed the gym and stuff like that. But then there's other people that are like, I don't really, you know, they don't really do it. They didn't really.

It wasn't like a cultural thing to them. Yeah. But then somebody can cross that threshold. They're like, oh, I really like this now. Yeah, it feels fulfilling. God. I woke up, I at least did this today. I guess it's kind of anything.

Yeah, that's anything really. Yeah, I guess. Like, say if you're not much of a gamer or something and then, like, say, you can play games enough to be like, I really like this. You know, I play video games now. Like, I know people like that too.

I'm trying to get a little to play shooting games. I want her to be able to get that thing. But I feel like it's too late. That's a little bit, that's a little different, right? Does she play anything?

She plays Animal Cross. She plays Coles games. Like what? Animal Crossing, Stunel Valley. Frost Punk? Bar and Breakfast. A super market simulator.

She loves Mario Kart, a Mario Party. I actually played a Doom Eternal. I couldn't imagine her playing that game. I couldn't. It's so funny. This game is hard, man. Dude, for, I got good at that game.

She started with the DLC, I heard. The old gods, or whatever else called? The old god is such a fucking, like, I only played the first one as how much, how little fun I had. I was like, I'm not enjoying it. You're not enjoying it at all. Like, I don't want to play this anymore. That's a game, that's like the Elder Ring DLC. It's like you can't play it.

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Like a lot of people did. Like, you were talking about, like, all that difficulty spike. Because I was playing for, like, weeks before that. I was a cheat. I'll just blastmas blade. That shit. That weapon is so fucking stupid in the game. It's insane.

Yeah, I put it down finally. I'm just like, I was, there's too much to play at this point. I finished it. Right. I'm very, very good experience. I put 180 hours into it. That's, I'm good. That's more than enough.

You played the game. I'd rather, I'd rather finish. I want to go back and finish Sekiro, actually, because that's one that I never actually finish. Oh, you didn't beat it? No. Oh. 2019 was a stacked year

and so like I think when I got like to a certain point I just 19 2019 was Sounds like it yeah 2019 was weirdly stacked I thought it was 2018 I could be wrong

Well 2018 2018 had three big ones It had that was Spider Man Red Dead and God of War Yeah But outside it like 2019 had like

We just did like a game of the year thing Over the last 10 years On Sacred today Hold on 2019 video games I know Sekiro was one of them.

Securo, Resident Evil 2 remake, Devil May Cry 5, Control, Star Wars Jedi Fall in Order, Death Stranding, the Outer Worlds, Gears 5, Borderlands 3, I remember. Anthem. What? That came up? I thought...

Isn't that crazy? Really? Yeah. I thought it was soon. Okay. No, that makes sense because 2017 was Indromeda. That's right. Yeah, and it was just like That was a lot Crash Team Racing was that year too as well So that was like a busy year for me

In general I was like I haven't got time In addition to the backlog stuff that like fell over Into that year from the last year And it was like oh man Anthem was a mess dude It's crazy I finally tried it maybe Earlier in this year

Oh actually I think I was in this apartment So not even that long ago I think it was in June I tried it because I was like I just want I've never tried it Really? Wait how? You can still play it And there's like three people

You tried it in this apartment Sorry I meant my apartment I was about the same I meant the one that I just moved to Yeah that that that that makes sense It's not like maybe when you were crashing here For a little bit But I was like

I was you download and then delete an I was a My machine No no no yeah I was imagining me being in the My apartment That's why I said there Yes I tried it in

The The flying was It actually, first of all, you can't fly the entire time, which I thought was a little, yeah. I was like, oh, you can actually, so there is a meter where you, after. This is the problem with flying in video game. You can't, no one can convince me that you can make this fun. If there was flying in a video game as a, as like a superhero as like a person, that was fun, it would have been done by now. We've seen so many fucking things at this point.

We made death stranding fun. Yeah. Before we figured out how to make flying fun. You can't do it. This. It's not possible. This had a, this has, it has to be like a, it has to be like some insanely, like the maps were gorgeous when I was playing the game. It's a good looking game.

Oh, this is good. Didn't care about anything that was happening, really. That's the big problem. Not even remotely. And some of the models look really stupid of what you can choose in between. So the combat was fine. It was actually, it wasn't that bad. But I was like, oh, I imagine somebody that plays Destiny.

should try this and I bet they'll be like destiny's just way better like this doesn't that's kind of how this doesn't matter because there's something way better out there as a looter shooter well dude I remember I didn't hate it like I it was it was definitely a failure yeah by every metric but like I like I would play and I'd be like this doesn't feel bad to play like I like shooting things yeah it feels okay but it's like a suicide squad killed the justice league kind of thing where it's like that's not really good enough, really. Like it's, and you're, you're jumping into a market that nobody, and nobody wants this from you guys.

No one. Like, nobody wants this from BioWare. Like, no one's asking for this. Like, even, like, Bungy is one thing, right? Where it's like, right? You know, nobody was necessarily asking for that either. But, like, at the very least, like, they went from, like, a standard first person shooter to, like, a looter shooter.

They're still in their, they're still in their wheelhouse, kind of. Like, they're doing weird offshoot things that aren't traditional, but, like, they're still, like, where they belong. Yes. Just We want RPGs from BioWare Dumbest fucking Oh man

It is You know It will be Interesting case studies Over time Of like Look at this time period Of this company

Wow Just wow That's all I can say I don't think buddy's gonna make it man They've had a Who? Bungie They've had a very

They're not gonna make it Yeah Oh they'll be fine What you mean Like you think what their Their new IP is gonna be shit I think it's gonna flop Yeah

entirely. What is it? What is it? Marathon? Marathon? Yeah, is it? I don't have face a marathon. But we'll see.

Why? I just don't know. I feel like they've, uh, they've just, I bet they spend themselves within. They, uh, they kind of promise things they weren't ready to put out yet. So I think they've just, they're going to suffer for it. But I think, I don't know. If Biawe're still around, I think Bungie's got a good decade left, quite frankly. Like there's like, uh, like it just doesn't make sense.

Because the final shape just came out and was great. So like it was, but I feel like that, it just doesn't make sense. Like that was their life. chance, you know. That was their last chance. They've just been disappointed. Were they struck? I don't know anything about.

Understand you're about to play the veil guard. Oh, I'm aware. No, I'm aware. No, I'm aware. I'm aware.

Okay. That's why I said a half decent trailer came out and I was like, oh, you know what? Maybe it's better than I thought. If I look at it from this way, Morgan's back. Her hair's different.

But like, that's why. I don't know. I think, My prediction is that Marathon isn't going to slap the way it needs to slap, but I think it's going to be very good. Like, I just, I don't believe that Bungy has literally yet to make a bad video game. So, like, I just have no reason to assume that they would start, really. They have a better batting average than fucking Project Red at this point.

You know what I mean? Yeah. Really? Well, yes. Yeah, like the launches for their last two giant projects were kind of fucking. Yeah, cyberpunk. So, on PS4,

make no mistake, is probably the worst thing that's ever been created. Like, it's unbelievably that. You have no idea. Like, there's no police.

The crowd goes away when you turn away from it. Like, it barely ran. It was unusable. Yeah. It was unplayable on PS4. Very bizarre choice

to even put that shit out on there. Oh, wasn't that choice. It's clearly shareholders. Well, yeah. They were like, we need our money now. It's just one of those things

where I'm like, it's like, how do these fucking shareholders not understand that? I'm like, hey, if you let us do what we need to do there will be a better return

I don't know I feel like isn't that kind of like how the world of games is like we can put a game on and I remember and then we fix it later on that's how things work now and I remember you I just okay go ahead I remember because you were telling me like

before Final Shape came out because you were hearing whispers about it right and he was like oh man I don't know it doesn't look like it's going to be good and it was like literally like really good it was like one of the best expansions they've ever done so very good so I don't know

I've heard whispers of like a whole marathon like the people behind the scenes are like they're not really sure about it but that doesn't really mean much to me because there are people internally working at on Halo during the time that that was popular who were like this fucking stupid what do we doing? We got word of this thing that was way better. Everybody's

going to hate this and it was like the most celebrated shit they've ever done so. Wait to see. It could be good. It could be bad. I don't really know what to make of Bungie right now. They're kind of in a nebulous state right now. But we shall see they're definitely, it's going to be weird

because they have like an offshoot studio now. I don't know what the hell's going on with that, but let's get the fuck out of here. Let's read our $25 and up patrons over at patreon.com slash the snark tank. Get on over there or we'll kill you. And we will.

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I asked you to do Keith David dying or getting hurt. I get in person. It was to be saying, I could do an impression of anybody getting hurt. Yeah. Yeah, and you said, do you keep David dying. That was good. Stupid. Ow.

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If R.P.K. can survive a worm eaten that you can survive our show. Bathing in period. By the way, that has recontextualized my entire feeling of like how much, how important the brain is. The brain fixes itself. It creates different pathways.

I mean, evidently not well. Yeah. It was definitely created a way it should have been and it could kind of compensate somewhat, but you know, you could also end up like, talking like this and being like vaccines will make you suck your own dick fly. I really can't. That's what happened to be. I can't.

I really, I blew my throat out of myself. I blew my throat out by suck. by my own dick. Stop. Okay. Not that. Make fun of the voice,

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Like that's genuine. Like he thinks the process of processing is bad. He's such a fucking one. That is so insane. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts.

It hurts. It hurts. like he he's every it's so he's so fucking stupid he's never opened the book he's like it's terrifying that they're like people you know

we mentioned her he opens and where's Waldo and can't stop seeing Waldo everyone's fucking Waldo everyone's out everyone's everyone's Waldo everyone's out to get me and they're all looking right at me

I just watched a real quick I just watched a documentary about Wyatt Earp and versus the Cowboys what do you mean I just watched a Netflix A series on Whiteer versus the Cowboys, you know, the old, the, the, the, the, the, the talltail brother.

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Is it that? I know Golden Corral. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So it's based off a golden car. Yeah. The log story short always say, All I was going to talk about is that that whole situation got, it turned into politics of the North versus the South.

And it was hilarious watching it because of how I'm like mad that like, oh, people are not even remotely smarter. It's the same thing where you literally can say the most untrue bullshit. And because of the political divide, it just makes it true. So it was like the North versus the South, right? And so like all you got to do is just say like, oh, Wyatt Earp has a, he has a, he has a, a permanent. a dick in his ass and because he represent the north the south will believe it is that rth k junior yeah i thought that was frankestine monster for a second this is the worm i thought was bobby hill for a second and i was like i don't know what it is bobby hill doesn't have that type of head yeah bobby

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He is, well, yeah, he's mixing up, like, yeah, he thinks additives. Yeah,

he thinks, yeah, which, I mean, adding additives is processing, but it's not all processing. And it's not all bad. It's like back then when,

there's still a lot of people out there that think MSG is bad for you. Right. It was like, that was just bullshit propaganda. It just, it's not true. It's just literally not true.

Yeah. It's like, it's monosodium glutamate. It is not bad for you. It is in the name. Literally, it's literally not, it's in the name.

It's what it is. Yeah. I mean, good luck finding shit that isn't processed also. Like it's... Yeah,

I just fucking... It was the same thing with GMO. They're like, oh, GMO is bad for you. I'm like, no, it's not. It can be bad for you.

If I fucking genetically modify something to poison it, you know, like on a genetic level, yeah, it could be bad for you. Yeah.

Yeah, I wish I knew how to do that. Do you imagine? If you know how to make apples have like, who's that? Is that a, um,

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that are just coming up in the world you know yeah i i don't want to go like although young generation so fucking fuck as we were fucked too we were fucking jackasses as well but like at the same time well there's there was somebody who was our age was that stupid it's it's just like um they were probably killed yeah and they were probably murdered they weren't they didn't become really famous they didn't become insanely rich by just sitting in front of a camera streaming, you know what I mean? Yeah, like they would have not made it. Yeah, no way.

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No, I'm not. I'm not going to do it. I want to say it so bad. Yeah. it's crazy that the real lyrics said that I'm gonna say what I saw I'm not gonna stop that's like the actual words to it I don't think it is of course not I'm lying Craig the Canadian Craig the Canadian it's something in something African in some sort of African language yeah it's like

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That's actually infuriating. Saulting my fucking, my, one of my native tongues. I hope you, hope you find you in a fucking real way. Let me go beat up that chick. Haktua? It is getting a little annoying. She's not an annoying person. Is just the, the, she's not as annoying as she could be.

It's just that it's annoying to constantly hear about it. Yeah, I think she's, well, see, I don't think she's annoying as a person. I think she's annoying by, I feel like she had such an opportunity to like, what she should have done was just start her own podcast and not try to be this flavor of the month thing where she's, I'm going to go on every fucking famous. Well, she should have just done because like, it's like, she, she, she, now she was just pairing at USC events, country events, uh, Bill Marr's podcast. Yeah, Bill Mars podcast.

Which I did think it was funny that she introduced the miss her lyrics about, uh, the, the New York State of Mind song. It was like New York, concrete jungle, Wet Dream Tomato. Like she actually, there was a lot of people that didn't know about that.

I've never heard that in my life. She said that on the, the Bill Maher podcast, whatever, they were riffing. Yeah. And then she said that and I was like, I thought that was actually pretty funny

because there's a lot of people that are like, I've never heard of it. Yeah, I've never heard of my life. Instead of where dreams are made of, it's wet dreams tomato. And you can't unhear it.

If you actually, If you're a concrete jungle, wet dream tomato. I've just heard that song The right way for so many years. There's no way I'm going to be able to hear that. I'm a camel. You know, I smoke some marbles and I'm the mascot. I'm a Negro. Yeah, I'm with Epstein.

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she's she's fucking crying wearing a suit of Yankee hats he's just finish these names we're absolutely this is going on too long

it's almost three hours again what the fuck Epson is a real one I lost my place we got to start over okay we got to start over

You can't just like do a couple up I just I can't remember It would be a weird Let's do it Let's do more questions He just freaks out stormes out I can't do it I can't do it

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On the inside Someone's draw Jay-Z in like an awkwardly fitted suit of Yankee hats. I want to see that. Or just Photoshop him into it. I want to see it. Yeah, yeah, that would be good. Yeah, just take a Yankee hat. I don't want to be mistaken.

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We just, it just needs to be gone over For like 10 minutes It's not, I have a lot of injuries All right, uh, what the fuck was I at? Um, I forgot, we got to start over In the concrete jungle or something There's only one queer There's only one queer left

I'm so fucking gay Yeah Anything you want Even got a bunch of gays I want to do that one But I can't do his bird ass fucking voice Ah! Welcome!

I can't do that shit, dude. I'm so fucking gay. It was hard to do the fucking... Neil Patrick Harris. What? He's gay, right? He's that story about Neil Patrick Carrick? He is gay and shit, that's right.

He is gay. I'll give him that. There's that story about, like, years ago, how, like, when Amy Winehouse died, he... That shit is so morbid, bro. No, what? What happened? So when Amy Winehouse died, Neil Patrick Harris had a party, and he threw... He commissioned, I guess, a cake made to look like her dead body.

Like when it was, like, when it was like new. And it's like a really fucking morbid. Look it up right now. Look up a, um, Neil Patrick Harris. I don't think you want to see it. It's really morbid. He's, he'll be fine. It's a cake.

It's not real. It's pretty fucked up, but it's a cake. It's not real. But like, it's, it's really tasteless. Neil Patrick Harris, Amy Winehouse cake. Or Neil Patrick Harris. Oh, it's like the fourth, uh, it's wild. Like, it's one of the most disrespectful things I've ever seen.

And it was like around the time that she died, too. So it wasn't like... That's way worse than I had thought. Yeah, dude. It is infinitely worse than you assume. If you Google this at home, like, be prepared because it's like it is wildly gruesome. Dude, it's like House of the Dead like fucking level.

Yeah, it's like a fucking, it's like an evil dead prop. Like a rot. Yeah. It literally is like an evil dead fucking moocho for sure. The corpse of Amy Winehouse. What did he have against her? I don't know, man. Like clearly.

He was clearly just too gay for a comedy. Did Amy Winehouse like subtly out him or something? He's like, yeah, Neil Patrick Harris is so fucking You gotta finish the name. Oh,

Mo. I have to leave. I have things that we gotta go. Neil Patrick Harris is a homo. Neopathearis is a homo. He is a fucking queer. He sucks, a cock.

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Gave you can't be cool. The fuck. It's insane. It's like mathematics. You get it. You're going to tell me the Romans were gay. The fucking talking about The way.

That's impossible. I'm so angry. Why is that nigga still alive? Jesse Waters? Yeah. Because he's got a cheat code. Yeah, I just, I just mean like, I feel like. It's astounding that he hasn't been like hit by something large.

Like somebody hasn't just like, I don't know. What's the name of that black guy? The one that sounds really stupid that has the fucking people on the podcast. Fat Albert? So many of them. Oh, man. Fat Albert. Jay Z?

Boom, boom. Jay, on his podcast. I got a podcast. We're going Epcy's Island. Yeah, I have a podcast. This is the cadence. This is how we talk here. For three hours.

The whole podcast is that cadence for three and a half hours. With a random guest, and if the guest doesn't match the cadence, he gets mad. He gets really upset. You hear a record scratch. I don't think you're talking right. You're about to start a fight. I'm about to beat you up and kill you tonight. Tonight.

I'm sorry, Jay-Z. What were you saying? Don't take it the wrong way. It's RFK and he literally can't do that game. Oh, he's just getting so mad. I'm trying to find it away. Guys, please finish. I was fast out.

I was passed out. I want RFK's singing Empire State, a state of mine. No. Please. This is getting out of hand. It's out of hand. Let's please finish up. It's a three-hour plus.

Thanks for having me all. Look at all these processed foods. I think we should stop them. All right. I'm sorry. Wasteley, 583. You're crying.

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So this book about kids who died suddenly This is all vaccine related Absolutely That's absolutely anti-vactor Absolutely He would think you're weak for doing it I don't think he would, I don't think he thinks it would harm you. I'm not going to get a vaccine.

He dies from COVID. Oh, 100%. The idea of Virginia died from COVID is crazy. That would be crazy. That would be crazy. The dragon's like, I can't bring him back. He's fucking stupid. Just get vaccinated.

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The bear knows not to bite it. It's nibble. It's going to bite through it like a fucking snow coat. Comes up all ravenous, but then sees the honey and like, ooh. It's going to bite. It is literally going to bite through that person with no resistance. It's going to be crazy. It'll be like a spooned through really warm ice cream.

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They're not that big. No, imagine. This is why I'm saying imagine. Imagine this happening. You get like a bit. Yeah, yeah. Imagine this happening. And then it turns you over and slaps your ass and leaves.

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Eric, shut the fuck up. Come on, man. I'm an environmentalist. You, you fucking. My piss is dark, dark, dark brown.

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