The Snark Tank - #260: WTF is The Rizzler?

Episode Date: September 10, 2024

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Hey, I hope it's great I'm going to I want to do Oh me Hey everybody Welcome Welcome back to the Snark Tang podcast It is us as always

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slash the snark tank You don't want to see me When I'm angry I have a bad archetype For being angry You don't want to see that Okay That's crazy

Acknowled Acknowledging you have that bill this crazy. I mean, yeah. You want to really fuck with me? You know what I look?

You see what I look like? You see what I have all me? He's a backpack. I don't have that anger in me, but like I have, I look it. I want to see you go into a room put a bookback down and run out.

It doesn't run out the road. Like, well, they don't, they don't really have book bag. They don't plant bombs really. They just go in and they shoot people until they die.

You know? I think the idea of somebody planting a book bag. bomb and then running out of room is really hilarious until it happens. Yeah? Well, yeah. It's so funny. Yeah, I have somebody like a deer trying to stand up from falling down and like,

you hear like their claws screaming against the ground and running out. Well, yeah, most things are funny when they, when they're not happening, you know? I feel like that's like, like Chernobyl's hilarious in theory. What, you're going to argue against that? I don't think it is, but that's just me. You don't think it's hilarious that so much, so many people, so much money went into like building this reactor. and then one guy flipped the switch wrong and then everyone's dead not even instantly just like slowly

over time that is wild i think it's the equivalent of like slipping on a banana where it's like that's just kind of zany but not like ha ha i can't laugh at that it's not like laugh at but that's zany though yeah it's ain't not so much funny what the fuck is the difference zany is like more ridiculous and funny but do you acknowledge that there's like a scale between like laugh out loud funny and just amusement i don't know find it amusing. I think it's like, wow, that's just kind of wild. So you find it zany, but not amusing? Yeah. It's more crazy than anything else. This is so semantic and dumb. Like a series of such small unfortunate events happening that led to like a city turning into fucking rad roaches is like kind of

wild to me. It's like, whoa, that really happened. All it took is like two motherfuckers do their job correctly and that wouldn't have happened, you know? How you doing? He's commuting with the Reapers. Like imagine, imagine, imagine, imagine. Being the guy that's like, oh, man, I, you see, that's shit. That's Shepard when the beacon breaks. Yeah, yeah. And everybody's like, Shepard?

Sheppard. And he's fucking in a euphoric state. He's busted constantly. You can hear him nutting in his armor. It's going through. It's seeping out. It's coming up through his chest. Shepherd, you're good?

He's a fucking thinner. He's thinner. He's sick. He's all gone. Coming so much that you become visibly thinner is something that I strive for. Yeah. That's like what I'm working towards. You just can't do that.

That's so wild. You know what cum you got ever? Probably not that much. I think you could do it. Because where's your cum stored? In your skin. It's in your balls, right? Actually, like it's actually in your balls?

It's just in your balls. Oh, really? Yeah. Mostly from like the forehead. Yeah, yeah. That's why sometimes when you roll around on the ground, you leave a trail of cum. Yeah, you slug-esque motherfucker

You're a cum slug Oh my god Welcome to the show There's not really I gotta be I gotta be real Not much not much in the news Really at all You know how it goes

Yeah there's gonna be something Yeah I saw people like talking about like the Costco The Costco people The Costco dad Have you died But like I just don't care But did you get killed or what happened on them

No I don't They brought in like I feel like I'm going insane When I read this thing because it's like Costco Dad and Baby Justice brought in the Rizzler to their, and I'm like, I don't know what's going on. I'm immediately lost. I still don't know what the, I've seen a picture of the Rizler. I don't know what that is.

I thought the Rizler. I see, I thought the Rizler was a concept. Yeah, that's what I thought. I thought the Rizzer was like a concept of like, you know. So am I wrong? Because I see the screenshot of this kid. He's this fat kid going like, and that's a Rizler and I'm like, I'm not clicking on that. I think the Rizler, I think before that kid, before that kid.

Before that kid, a Rizzler was a concept. Because, like, my understanding was that... You'd strive to be, right? Like, you, I want to be the Rizler. My, my understanding of what a Rizzler was, was that, like, the Riddler, but with Riz. Like, you went around and wielded your Riz, you know, like a smooth talker. But now it's a fat little boy. And so, like, I don't understand what's going on. I've lost...

I feel like the etymology is just corrupting itself. It's all different, man, because the way... That sure it's awesome, by the way. I didn't see it. Oh, thanks. Yeah, my... My shout to my wife. He actually did something good for once, you know.

Got me this shirt. Shout out. Yeah. But, see, she was like... I never give one respect like that. Yeah, I take it back. I immediately take it back, actually. You're scared.

I don't know. I was sweating, but I think I'm cool. My man fucking car is about to be taking away. You're right, bro. You can't be doing that. You can't be doing that. You can't be loving your wife. You can be loving your wife.

That's fucking disgusting. Gameo. Some dude just comes in, bashes my head in. He comes in your head and he comes in my back at that point you're head in. What was Rizz? Oh Rizzler, the Rizzler. So it now,

it's like kind of using it as a verb now where people say I'm like, I'm going to Riz her up. Yeah, yeah. And I was like, oh, that's not, I guess that's, I understand what you're saying. Yeah. So it's already, it's, it's changing. It's functional.

It's changing quickly. But then you introduce this fat little boy and then it just like, I don't know, now I don't, now I just don't, I don't follow this anymore. This is like, this is like if, do you, do you, do you know, the noid? Are you familiar with the noid, Kingston? Are you familiar with the noid?

Well, I mean, you know, it was 50-50, you know? Yeah. It would be like watching Game of Thrones. Why are you familiar with the Noid? What do you mean? That was before your time. Well, okay, so yeah, yeah, yeah, so you don't know at all. So the Noid, I believe was a P, I don't remember which pizza, Pizza Hut or Domino's.

I see, now you, now you confuse me. I was sure it was, I was sure. It was, God damn it. I was so sure it was Domino's, but now that you said that I completely doubted myself immediately. That happened recently. That happened recently to me on Sacred Simples, like, where like we started, I'm sure some people in the comments are going to know because there's some weird crossover, like, at least with a portion of our audience. But we were on Sacred Simples, and I was talking about like, oh, yeah, I'm going to go see Andre 3,000 soon. And Colin was talking to me.

He was like, oh, yeah, Outcast, you know, like quoted a bunch of Outcast songs. And then he said, oh, that was before the Fergie came on. And then I was like, I, I'm really confident. He's Black IPs, that's why I. But, no, but he was naming Outcast songs, which really threw me. And then it, like, it got me thinking, like, was Furgy in the, in Outcast for like a second? Dude, are you telling me? Colin thinks they're both this same group.

I don't know. I really have no fucking clue. He has 80 aliens and my hump, and the things that they're the same artists. That would be one of the greatest fucking things ever if somebody... Look, but dude, he got me doubting by it because I'm like... Yeah, you... I'm really confident that Fergie is not...

Yeah, but he was delivering it so confident. And he wasn't like, it wasn't like my humps. Like, he wasn't quoting like Black I'd P's songs. I was like, he knows what Outcast is. And he just, he successfully confused me. I was like, maybe there's like a 1% chance that maybe I guess like for three weeks. In a period of time that I was not familiar with. That maybe Fergie sang without cast.

And then you look it up. And you look it up and like one of the first results is like, why did, why was Fergie in the outcast mix? So I was like, I don't know what's going on. Really? That was a real thing? No, it's not. But it's like one of the, it's one of the first searches that come up on YouTube on Google. So it's like, look, whatever.

I don't know. Is that a Mandela that I am just 100% aware of? What? Is that that people think Fergie was with outcast at some point? She was never outcast. Of course she wasn't. Of course she wasn't. I'm trying to say it so I know it.

I'm trying to state it so I know it so I don't get it like confused in my mind. I'm trying to manifest the truth. Like Captain Key's trying to remember his name. Yeah. He's being absorbed. Oh, man. I am intrigued by this that if there may be now there maybe is a small portion of the world's population that may, that may, that think that may have happened. Maybe, maybe.

I don't know. And the thing is like for me, it's like I don't, I very loosely pay attention to artists. I really have no fucking clue. who make like the people in my favorite bands with the exception of like literally the one that I have tattooed on me I have no idea like I just I don't know who the fuck's a part of them I don't know their history

I listen to their songs I don't even watch the music videos really so I don't know what most of these people look like how many people there are so like that's because you like bands a lot too when it's a single artist is easier because it's the artist well I just I found I just didn't grow up with MTV really

so like I associate music like completely like yeah there's a lot of famous music videos that I hadn't seen until like super recently None of them are coming to mind, but like, it's happened before. There were people like, you haven't seen this video? I'm like, no, I just, I always listen to this song. Or I would see it like in an AMV or something, you know what I mean?

MTV was such an icon, man. Is that even a channel anymore? I think, I don't know, man. Cartier Network's gone, apparently. So I'm like, yeah. Yeah, it's like HBO now or something. If you go to the website, it takes you to like Max. But it's hard to network the channel gone.

I don't know, I don't have cable. Interesting. Who the fuck does? Who has cable? It's probably still there. It's probably there. It's probably just Larry David telling you to go watch cartoons on HBO. He's like, hey, go watch cartoons.

He's like him and J.B. Smooth of fucking having a wild conversation about something to do with cartoons. But no, dude, like it's wild how just like a confident delivery would be like, am I, am I wrong? Easy to throw you off. I'm really. I'm always been. I know. It takes one confident person to say a lot of shit and everybody's like, I guess it's right.

But like I pretend like I'm right all the time because I would like that to be true. But like. You really have no faith in your family. I'm really cognizant of the fact that, like, I can always probably be wrong. You know what I mean? Like, I'm just open to that possibility. And also, I'm just waiting for the day that I go insane. So I'm, like, really alert for these things.

You know what I mean? The day where I'm like, yeah, the sun's gray. No. You know? Yeah. The moment's like, I'm really scared of that moment for like when I realize, like, oh, you know when you realize you got dementia? Like when you realize you got it?

Yeah. You know, like, it's over. That's it. The play through is done. Yeah, I feel like I'm already like 50-50. Like, you know, I'm like, I either have it already or I'm not sure 100% yet. That's part of it. I forget you have it.

You have a meme. It's really sad because my grandma has dementia right now and it's fucking, she's going through it. It's really terrible. But like that meme, one meme that's really funny and I don't like laughing at it because it makes me sad right after I laugh is the idea is that how do you know you have dimension and you look in your phone and it already pops up automatically in your Google search? Oh. And it's like, this is really fucking fucked up. But also, that's kind of a good joke. I got it.

It's kind of a good joke. It's not bad. At that point, you know, I feel like life will be a little easier, a little less stress. Oh, yeah, because you don't, you forget everything that scares you. I think maybe eventually, at first it's probably extremely stressful. It's probably extremely stressful. It's just like I'm. But the more the dementia takes over than you're like, yeah.

I feel like it's worse for everybody around, around them. You know what I mean? Absolutely. Well, at a certain point. But the beginning where you're noticing You're forgetting things It's probably a nightmare Yeah, that's harrowing, but you'll forget

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So they have remensure. You can hit babies. It's pretty cool. This have mencha. You hit them. They have mencha. Babies have mentia. They got re-mincher.

Because re-mincher is like having it and not having it, right? To re-you have to have it already. I guess that's true. So it would just be-mencha's mention dementia and remitza. It's like evolution. If you get dementia and you undo dementia, you got remit. It's like evolution and devolution. It's like dementia and mensia.

Okay. So it's been re-encia. Remencia is you You had dementia You unmentia You got hit hard enough To where you're You're muncha

You're mentioned again The idea of that is crazy The fact that we're probably gonna have a fucking dreamer for that In the next like five, ten years is wild I won't take it So many people to that shit is crazy But now we got People are experimenting with like

Mushrooms Oh yeah Cylacin Yeah Is that the real thing to use it? Yeah so people are Well they're like Microdosing

And apparently it's like helping all these Neurological disorders like legitimately. So I'm like, why are we not pouring all the money into that? Because I, you know, well, I mean, I know. But it's not for you to, yeah, I know. Nicky-s-in-trying to, niggas ain't trying to, make us healthy. It was in their pockets.

The thing is this, right? I really think about the idea that if we ever find a world, we can, like, really cure diseases and, like, genuinely fix our way of life and, like, live longer, we kind of have to stop having kids. What do you mean? What do you mean? Yeah. People get to order to get too old populated.

If we, like, if people start living to, like, fucking 400 years, you can't just keep having kids. there's going to be no space. Oh, I mean, yeah. I don't just start living on rafts and like giant watery rafts. Well, actually, so here's the counter. Here's the counter argument to that.

Because the resources. One of the resources. So first of all, there's so much land that is just owned by people. That's true. So first of all, we deal with that. And when people are healthier and happier, they don't have as many kids.

One of the things where people are having so many kids are usually in poorer communities. That's true. Just, first of all, making not the smartest decision. also making the decision trying to have more kids and have more advantage for them to be taken care of. And so there's a lot of that would be stamped out

because when you think about, I think about my stupidest friends, I mean, honestly, they have a lot of kids and they don't have the resources to take care of all of them well. And they depend on the government, you know, luckily being in California, it is a lot easier to get aid. And then my friends that are more like, say, you know, they're taking their time planning things out.

They don't have kids yet or they might have. Well, you know, this is how it. That's just how it is. Yeah. I get that's very true. It's obviously a lot of, there is still more space in the world that we haven't been using that we haven't terraformed into being a fucking place that we could live. Yeah. But I think already the birth rate has been declining like very, not even said that they're starting to increase now where it's like people just don't have kids anymore, particularly our age.

I think the next step will boil some of the ocean. So that way that'll bring, that'll bring the sea level down. I like it. Bring more land. I like it. I think it's a pretty sound strategy. That's how we fix it. You know, we're not going to do anything about the carbon dioxide.

Yeah, yeah. We're going to lower the ocean. And so the coasts will, we can have more beachfront property and more people can live there. That's how we're going to fix this. That is such, you know what's crazy? Yeah. Your mentality, that mentality is the mentality we've had the whole time. And that's why the world is in the state.

Oh, yeah? Well, explain to me why the ocean has been boiled. Idiot. Yet. You know, it's not being bleached. We just need...

We just need... It's bleached. Let's bleach the ocean. I want one giant, huge steel rod that is like as big as like a small country. Yeah. We're going to heat it up.

Exactly. And then we're going to dunk it in the ocean. We're going to think sideways. Like, kind of like at the bottom, like it's almost like the bars at the end at the bottom of an air fryer. Hopefully we can do it safely so it doesn't create in a giant tidal way.

It's safely. That would create the wild. I probably create the wildest storm. Like if the world was doing that, I'd be like, I think it's going to create a really, dude, such a big storm,

all of America would be going to. You know, can you imagine? You imagine, like a hurricane at once? Can you imagine, you imagine for real, a boiling tsunami?

Like, like rushing at you? I can't. I can't. I can't. There's a bunch of dead fish in it caught it to. Just a lot. Oh!

It's like, what's that kind of good smell? I'm just. You know, getting hit with a burning concrete wall of water is crazy, dude. That's every element. That's almost every element put together. That's the avatar hitting you, man. Have you guys seen the GI Joe movie?

The what? The GI Joe movie. Once, I don't remember anything about it. I don't even know what the fuck you're talking. The live action shit, yeah. There was a live action GI Joe movie. Yeah, there was two of them. Actually, there was three of them actually.

There's a trilogy? So there was the rise of cobra. That was a chanting, man. Yeah. And then there was a live. The Rock and then there was a standalone with Snake Eyes, right? Yeah.

Oh shit. I heard that movie was terrible, unfortunately. Well, I mean, how could it? It really doesn't have to be terrible. Why are people making G.I. Joe movies? Because G.I. Joe was popular. Before you. Well before you.

My mom was like, oh yeah, that was kind of cool, I guess. You know, and it was just like people bought a lot of toys. G. G.I. Joe was back when, like, people aspired to be in the military. Yes. Like, that's how long ago it was where it was just like, oh, that's a great path. Post fucking Iraq war, Afghanistan. Who the fuck?

Like, okay, let's do GID. There's other storm. After desert storm people were like, let's not go there. It started with Vietnam, I think. Like, in a lot of the fuck are we doing? And then like, it just never got, it never got better, really. But these movies came out in like, what, the 2010s, I think. Yeah.

So it's like, who the fuck? It's the same thing with fucking, what is it? They keep doing this weird thing with some movies. There's some of them that are slipping in my mind, but like, they'll take a concept or like an IP, and then they'll just throw the American military into it. They did that with Monster Hunter. There's a Monster Hunter movie that I don't even know if you guys know about it. I didn't.

There's a Monster Hunter movie where the premise is, what if the, like a platoon of army guys just were thrown into Monster Hunter? And the answer is you die. Like, you don't, like, what are you talking about? Yeah, they don't have. What if Rocky fought's perfect cell?

It's like he's dead. Well, well, no. No. Wait, which universe is easy. Hold on, hold on, hold on. To be fair, which universes does this take place in? Yeah, if he comes to Earth, he's getting nerfed to being a person. If he comes, he's going to be the average Dominican man.

If it's in the Rocky universe, Rocky will find a way. And is Rocky the new Batman now? Like, is he just going to like, you do, Rocky. Rocky, with prep time. Rocky with Prez time. Man. He'll see him fight twice and fight him once. I always hated that argument, dude.

What Batman? No, the Batman. The prep time thing because like, look, it's stupid. Batman as a character as come after Frank, I think it was, Frank Miller, he ruined Batman's character, like, for real. That character, I think Batman is a, like, I think he has cool concept, but he's a ruined character. Frank Miller ruined it.

Like, the last thing, like, Frank Miller, Frank Miller felt from grace so hard because he, he invented Batman, he invented the hot dog, and then he fucked them both up. He didn't. Imagine being that wrong and confident. He fucking, he made, the fact that he made Batman a hot dog, first of all, insane. But second. That's why it's called a Frank. Yeah.

Yeah, Frank Miller. And he's the guy that... You actually, if you bought, if you bought like the Dark Night Returns, you get a free hot dog. You get a free years worth of hot dogs. It came with one loose hot dog. Ew.

Ew. It's in like a fucking... It's in like a zip lock. Jesus Christ. You get a fucking one wet ass hot dog. It's a wet hot dog and a Ziplog and the zip log. It isn't even sealed. It's fucking up your comic.

Hot dog water dripping everywhere. Oh, yeah. And you know what fucked up? Those comic freaks would eat it too. Oh, dude. Yeah. Well, they would preserve it probably. Oh, yeah, that's right.

Oh, my God, my Frank Miller hot dog. My Frank Miller Frank. I'm not one of those, but like, I kind of, I'm not one of those, but like, damn, I wish I was one of those, you know. I do kind of regret not keeping certain, like, limited time, like weird food items from back in the day. Yes. Like that lady that ate that drank the Shrek Mountain Dew and she almost died. Yeah. Which people are.

That's crazy. It's a 20 plus... This is such a... I should drink that. That shit probably smoked like liquor. Yeah. Everybody's smoked like hard liquor, like moonshine. The thing that I remember specifically was like for Spider-Man 2001,

they had like red and blue like, I think honeycomb or something. It was like some cereal like that. Something sounds right about that, I don't remember. Because they were like the waffle things like they look kind of like webs. So the idea was like they were like Spider-Mubs and I'm like this is fucking... And I remember tasting it was like this is like one of the best. It was like, this is like one of the best heroes they ever had. And they just stopped making them.

I'm just like, that's insane. You stumbled on something amazing here. Well, you know why is it right there's some shit probably in there. They were like, oh, yeah, it was probably like Red 40 and then like fucking listeria. Probably real, probably like real symbiote fucking going in there. You know about the Listeria outbreak, right, with the Borshead. Oh, yeah, I cried. But we're good.

We had nothing to worry about. Well, I remember, like, I was like, for like a good week, I was like, I can't get Borset. And then I was at the supermarket. And I was like, We're in Cali. What did you get? What are you getting? I got like,

I got, like, I think Genoa's salami. I got some pastrami. Oh, that's bad. Because the pork. I mean, I ate it already. Oh, yeah, because, uh, because pretty much the, the pork industry regulates itself now. That's fine. Yeah, not finally.

Finally. I don't, it only took probably since my grandma was a child. Yeah. Then like, of course, we can, you know, tap up Trump for that. Like, you know, I appreciate him so much. Yeah, it's pretty cool. Like, oh, man. Yeah.

Yeah. I, I, I feel so good eating pork. Yeah, it's so cool I never been a pork eater's I don't worry But I was like I was really scared about it And I was like oh man I can't have my fucking honey turkey I started getting stressed because you know that's what it keeps me alive And I was like oh man I can't have a honey turkey

It keeps you alive And then I was like I looked into it That's how stressed I was So it's being like I can't have this whatever I was like I got to see What how do you feel is I get annoyed That there isn't enough cuts of Cold cuts of chicken

What's up with that? I don't care really Like I don't like chicken cold cuts really For being honest I don't know how you don't like chicken's like one of the greatest things of all time. I love chicken but I'm not looking for like a brass.

The only reason I like fucking, uh, the only reason I like turkey is when it's smoked. Like turkey compared to. Smoke turkey and honey turkey. That's how you don't, you don't eat. You don't eat sandwich turkey just regular.

If you do that, you're a fucking barbarian. Yeah. You're a fucking monster. But like, that is crazy. I have had some amazing chicken cold cuts that are like, damn,

peppered fucking like all these ways. And I'm like, they'll take a rotisserie chicken and then they'll just cut it. So chicken is objectively the best means. It is. It just is the best meat. I'm sorry. People are going to say steak all right.

Why have you been brainwashed into the fucking big turkey machine? But think of it like this, right? Chicken is delicious. But honey turkey is delectable. What about honey chicken, nigga? I'm not looking for that. I feel like, I think you've, I think big turkey has fucked your ass, bro. Big turkey has got you.

I lost a big turkey. And now I'm making small chicken. suffer because I'm choosing to only eat big. Well, you said it was barbarism. It's barbaric. This is actually like weirdly, uh, it connects to a question that somebody wrote in. It's the only reason I'm reading this right now. Usually we end this in the second

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But I'm wondering what you think is truly the most barbaric act of person could do. I once saw someone put their real name and face on their porn. an account. Oh my God. We lost them. That is so inside. Oh, my God.

You all right? I'm about to throw up. Oh, man. He's going. That's awesome. Jesus Christ, dude. That's two. That's two out of three of us now that have, like, spit up water on the show.

Yeah. Yeah. Derek's left. I try to time it, man. I try to drink in between, like. He tried to. He tried to. He wasn't expecting it.

Oh, he probably, like, shot himself and he got out of the bed. This motherfucker's freaking old. Yeah. That is. That is. I admire the confidence of, like, a fucking dumb baby right now because I spit up all my That was like that video The guy at the baseball game

All right I guess I'm done about water for now Yeah I'm sorry dude I'd be to get water Did you actually reject the water Because your spores aren't in it Is that what's happening?

Like your body just doesn't You can't drink normal You can't drink normal water anymore You need those little fucking flood spores in them Yeah they're upset that you're not You just opportunity was like I'll make it happen now Yeah So I'm sorry

But I've never seen a more that is insane that's confident right there that's confidence that's like if your people know your homies know you they know you you know yeah like I look at some porn like I don't think

people should be seeing me look at you know like it's a little too intense for people to be like hey yeah you watch a girl get chokeholded and fucking DDT and then fucked in the butt like that's kind of crazy you know DDDDDDD basically it's like a headlock and then you go back and basically hit their head

that is fucking crazy then he just the fuck her right at He used to buff on grabers. It's crazy. But anyway, he said, yeah. So he once somebody with their real name and face on their porn account when they were just commenting on videos.

I never imagined any human doing this because of... Wait, I never imagined any human doing this. And because of this show, all I could think was this is the type of barbarism in the destroyed Rome. It is. It's insane. That is a wild... That's a wild thing to do.

That person is a beast. Like, that person is a... Like the kind of guy that you would, he would do anything to win. He's like that kind of guy. Like, oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I got this. Like, they send him in a duet work. Just do it. He'll do it every need to secure his bag. Keep him as a close friend. Obviously, don't anger him ever because he'll probably rip you in half and then throw your part. Like your parts.

I want to follow up. I want to know what kind of shit he's into. Yeah. We got to look into this guy. Yeah. You got to go to his LinkedIn. It is. People that even comments on porn in general are fucking.

It is. They're just monsters. You know the only time. I go to comments is because... I'll laugh. Well, yes, but it's more of... I want to see if there's a single person that is upset with the clickbait that there's so much clickbait in porn that it annoys me. So you'll see something, like say, there might even be like, you know, back in the day and watch a, oh, there's a...

Let's say a site theory of video or something. Let's say, for example, oh, fucking or squirt compilation or something, and there's no squirting in it. There's none. Yeah, yeah. Like, there's shit. That's disrespectful. And in the comments, I'm telling you, nine times out of ten, it's just people are so hot? And I'm like, are none of you upset that you didn't watch what you thought you were going to watch?

They're happy to get anything, man. Like, it's just like, if you're the type of person to comment, you're just happy to be there. You're just glad to be invited, you know? So I guess what is happening? Like, and I'm like, I'm a fool for reading. That's probably the issue. They're looking at the thumbnail and just seeing tits and ass. And then there's comics so hot.

don't want a fucker. And then I'm like, but it says what the video was going to be. What do you? Do you expect too much from the porn world, man? Yeah, I guess. I'm just thinking that like I want to watch, you know, when I had links before the Great Purge, right? Like, there were the videos I wanted that the title matched the video. The Great Purrard is a depressing thing, man.

I was going to show those dumb, I was showing the bookbooks to my kid. I was my kid. That is insane. That is psychotic. When they're ready. When they're like, when they're like seven. I'm like, here you go, but... This is the best porn I've ever watched in my life.

Son, you... And I think I should... I'm going to give him a gun, a sword. And porn. And porn. He's going to think it's all so lame. Yeah. You know, like, this is so fucking lame.

Dad, I'm a cyborg now. I got a sword in my hand. That's actually true because, like, that quality of porn versus whatever the fuck they have access. Yeah, they're like VR AI. Yeah. Yeah. I can imagine, like, what it becomes eventually, dude.

I just want... The only thing I'm looking forward to is, is cameras being so good that like the amateur solo stuff that people do will look good. Because I like amateur porn except for, I don't like how bad it looks. I like that the quality is bad almost. It gives it an aesthetic. Well, see, it's what I, the quality reminds me of that, oh, this is real. Right.

If you know what I mean. But I still would like them. It's not like this. Right. I still like them. Shit. I have seen, to be fair, like, you know, with so many only fan bitches like circulating their content, you'll see solo sex workers or whatever.

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If I hear one fake moan, I'm gone. I don't know. I don't watch porn right now. If I hear one girl, I don't want to watch porn right now. There's that too. Like if I hear one. I watch porn if women are silent. Yeah. But as soon as the girls. Yeah. I mean, I need the stud to be moaning the entire time. I don't want him owning either. I just want to sign like... I want him to sound like he's doing a combo. Like he's doing like a hyper combo. Do you know, like that is crazy.

Like an echoy like... Like reverb when he hits the pussy. You ever see a... What's his name again? From a... From Shin Impact? Yes. I know what you're talking about.

From Street Fighter Alpha, the Alpha series. You know, his name isn't Jen. He's an Asian fella. He's the old. He's ancient. He's the full man too looking good. Yeah. So he does that.

this thing where his shadow essentially fucks you a bunch of times. So he passes through you and then his shadows fuck your ass and I'm like that's essentially what I strive for. Like I when I find like And he does that rolling kick where you like He goes like this ch-ch

And he does this little pot like Pa-P-P-P-P-P-P-ha yeah. So Genn actually I'm probably saying his name wrong but I swear it's Genn because of G-I-N I think it is but like I know the character I've never really said his name but yeah I think it's Genn could whip up Kuma.

No, I can't. He fought a Kuma. Law wise. Guys, guys, guys, it's so close. The Moro v. Capcom. The collection. It's like two weeks, right? It comes out on September 12th.

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Yeah to take 9-11 back Should we have the day off for 9-11 I feel like we probably should We get the day off for somebody stupid things It's crazy that's history books Yeah Do you remember when you saw that Like when I first saw it

Because I remember like Yeah I mean yeah In high school we did American history We got to like modern history And I was like fuck I remember this Well you know what's crazy about that that like I just kind of got used to that from early like early on like that like that happened so quickly that I was just like oh yeah we're just going to live through these events you know and then

like January 6th is going to also be in history books eventually too yeah yeah that's true and then COVID COVID's going to be a really important like moment in history probably is in history books at this point yeah yeah I think so because it's about to be 2025 you figure like right like how often do they reprint these things uh they make new ones every year so the school system has to buy them because it's a fucking fraudulent system. Right. But also history is also always updating in the nature of history. But the thing is that they update that shit and they don't put shit useful in it.

So you're like... Although I guess what would be the reason to put COVID in a history book if you're currently living through it, I guess? I think a little more because I think we're still somewhat understanding it. Some of the things still statistically still, you know, and then long COVID and all that bullshit. So I think a little more time in the past. But I think it used to be in history books as soon as the same. as possible to combat like the fucking idiots that think the vaccine was the cause of everyone that died.

They should put a- And not the fucking virus itself. They should make like a little like, almost like you know how like those cheap 3D glasses where like they'll have like the. Yeah, the white and the red and they should have like, uh, like they should package history books with like RFK vision. And all it does is just makes it completely illegible. Is that, is that? How does that help?

Just to see his perspective. So we can see out like. See out of his eyes. If you think this is a smart, brilliant man, we're going to do RFCB. This is how he sees history. It's just like it turns every word and there's squiggles. Every single person that like if you, your parents have to sign if they respect RFK on their fucking thing.

And they put those kids in a separate room. And they have to go through RFK version. They vaccinate them against their will. No, they don't. No, they don't. They go to RFC vision. So like when they hang out with their friends. It's like, I'm not learning.

Hell yeah, dude. They're not learning. Like, guys, I'm learned. I learned something about barenecks. I don't know what's... I don't understand. So to answer this question, I remember one of the most barbaric things

that I remember seeing specifically. And it's like, it's not the most gory or the most gruesome, but one of the most like genuinely like how the fuck got a person to do that. Do you remember that video of like the lady who was like fighting with this guy and then she hit him with her dog?

Yes. And he took the doggy. And he took the dog and now it's like his dog or whatever. That was one of the crazy. craziest thing is like how are you going to beat somebody up with your dog that's like a dead rising mod it's not real it's not real thing that moment yeah yeah in tandem if i was already obsessed with their dog and well maybe the dog i might i might be like yeah that might be difficult it might be difficult to not beat that person i hear the dog squeaking up like you hurt this beast

it's a friend i might might i might punch and i'd be like fuck i'm really going to jail on i'm flusing yeah yeah it's hard not yeah i don't yeah i don't know i don't really I don't know. Something about like... I would take that dog. I'd be like, if you come near me again or this dog, I'm going to hurt you. Oh, yeah. I'm going to make this dog learn how to hurt you. You should be able to emancipate a dog like that.

Like, no questions asked. You should be emancipate dogs in general if they're like, if you see them not being treated well, I actually, I... Firmly, friendly believe that. Every person... Every person I see that is walking their dog high noon on a summer, hot summer day. I like to do that person. Yeah, I would alleviate your pet from.

you and maybe take a swing at you. I like burning my dog's feet. Yeah, it's really cool, isn't it? It builds character. It builds character. I see it so often. And I was like, to me, I was like, if this is not, there's always moments when I see like, oh, this is the perfect encapsulation of like what is wrong with society.

Like, just the lack of empathy. I think because, like, their feet are protected so they can't even conceptualize that my pet, my best friend, allegedly, is feet are probably fucking aching. But since they're fine, that's the only thing that matters. And I'm like, to me, I was like, this is why we're in. A lot of people say that about shopping carts.

Like, right? They're like, this is a perfect encapsulation of what's wrong with society. Like leaving the shopping carts. Well, let's say there's a very easy method. People that don't do that are insane to me. Let's work together. Let us have empathy. This causes people's cars to get hit.

This causes a lot of fucking issues. It causes problems for the, the employee that needs to collect them. Well, the thing is this, right? People assume that, like, it doesn't really take anything to just put it away. It is just being done to help somebody else. I put shopping carts on the sidewalk. Some people, some people coming. I've taken them home with you before.

I try to, I try to wheel him into the street. I take them halfway. I take them half. I'm like, no, it falls over. When I'm moving quick, he's like, I got to get out of here. And then they clots and I didn't slip over. I take them halfway home and then I leave him in the street. Yeah.

Yeah, right. You know, technically, that is a lot of the street. You know, technically, that is a lot of it. little bit better because it's like I don't leave them in the way of cars I wedge him somewhere people that like because they leave people oh my god some of the ways that you everybody seen it you just like you you sigh because you're like man we're we're we're we're we're failed this where if it's not it's almost like people like I've seen people basically like ostensibly like functionally not literally but functionally they might as well leave

empty shopping carts like loosely drifting towards a fucking Mario cart boost pad you know what I mean Where it's just like, they'll leave it like at the top of a hill loosely or something. And it's just like, what the fuck are you doing? People could just eat all it. That's why people are like, oh, people are fucked up because it doesn't, it doesn't take much. They're never too far away from me to put them away. Yeah. And someone will pick it up, right?

Yeah. So there has to be your problem. But all it does is make someone's day easier. I always put away. I make an effort to always put it away. Like I try to. I feel like I haven't not done it a long time. What do you mean you try to?

Do you do it? do you try to? Because I feel you can't try to put... Because right now You know what I mean? You have the dude or you don't. I'm trying to remember if I've always done it. So like I'm I'm sure like when you were a kid, you probably didn't. Well, when I was a kid. No, my mom was a very adamant like... I think it's because

also working in, um, since she was she was a bus driver for the, for the MTA. Oh wow. You, you, you fucking... She lost love for humanity. She basically, yeah, so... You go dark eventually. It's one of the... Well, no, it's one of those things that she's like, I never want to be like these people, you know? Like, I never want to be like this, the absolute sludge of humanity that she has to

fucking carry and, you know, and, and so we just act accordingly. It's like, hey, don't fucking, don't drop trash on the fuck. Don't litter. Don't fucking, because of that shit's going to end up in some. That bothers me almost to an unreasonable, like, I get more angry at littering than I should at things that are probably worse. Yeah. The thing about littering is that littering, it's, if you look, you'll find some place to put it.

just look around you'll find some way to put it well like so what happens it's just such a disrespect for your own like living Yeah, you live here. Like, you live here. Like, fucking, like, what are you doing throwing shit on the... Like, I really, I really would put people in fucking jail overnight for littering, like, genuinely. Yeah, like, like, like... Remember our dictator shit? Like, yeah, 100%. Like, like, what the fucking... It's supposed to be people who throw shit out their car window and... That is that is barbaric. Just you have a car. You have a car. You don't have a fucking cup holder or like a trash tray or something. You can keep it in there to a fucking gas station where there's always trash cans.

Yeah, it's never like, you're not like... You're, you don't have anything, like, obscenely disgusting in your car. generally speaking, you're not, you're not sitting there with like a fucking plate of spaghetti,

you know, where you're like, I gotta get this out of the car right now. It's usually like a fucking empty wrapper or like an empty can or an empty bottle or like just paper.

Fucking hold onto it until you get home so you could throw it away. My car is always like so fucking crystal clean as fuck. Because I just, I don't.

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It's so simple and I don't know man It just bothers the hell out of it I just I don't know like I just I don't know like I see paper bags like tangled into plants and it pisses me It just it really like it really fills me with rage Like any of those people that say like oh what's the big deal like I want them dead Yeah it's so I definitely slutter before because I'm from the city and I feel like the city New York City is the nature You just literally throw trash all over the place that place is no you don't have no pride for your fucking where you live No I'm you don't do that

I feel like I did that. Yeah, you probably did that because you're a fucking animal. Well, no, I stopped doing it as I got older because I lived in a place that was beautiful. So I was like, oh, I don't want to destroy this nice place. The city specifically, no, but the city specifically should instill you with a sense of like, oh, I shouldn't add to this. I was like, it felt like adding, because I didn't think of it then, obviously, I was younger. But it was like adding is like, what's the, well, how was it going to hurt putting more fire on fire? You know, it's already fire.

It's such a fucking terrible. Of course it is. Obviously. It's a young person's logic. But as I got older, it was like, yeah, I probably shouldn't do this. Right, right, right, right. Of course. Because, you know, I was around, like, actual wildlife and beauty.

So I was just like, oh, I shouldn't. I'll be hurting things that literally live here. Like, a raccoon might eat this and then die. And, like, it's a raccoon, but still, it's alive. You know? I should have just, like, outwardly harm this area. Yeah. But then I moved to Cali and, like, this place is in general, like, way cleaner.

It's just like a way cleaner place. And, like, anywhere I live, no, it's not cleaner than back home. But I don't know. California. California is huge also. Well, where we live. I'm talking about like area where we live because it's definitely not pretty

than where we came from because that's actually, that's only a good thing. Yeah, it's pretty nice place, yeah. It just looks nice. That's it. I don't know what looks like now anymore. I might be heroin addicts

like fucking dangling from trees and shit. Hopefully. It looks, I mean, it looks pretty. You know, there's definitely economic problems. That's the only thing about that place that I like is that it looks pretty. It's fall in the winter and all that shit.

Like, you know, you get like fucking, you know, the snow covered mountains. You're gay though. Um, facts. Facts. Facts. Facts, man.

I don't know, man. I really. Yeah, I think I would genuinely like kick a person to death if I saw them like throw up like a cup on the ground. Yeah. You just don't have to. Holding your car until you fucking get a chance. You can't even just put your pocket. Like what are you doing?

Like hold on to it. There's so many. There's trash cans everywhere. There's so many options. It's such an American thing too. And that's what bothers me is that like it's like this culture of like we don't fucking care. Fucking.

You know. Fuck authority and it's like it's not even authority. It's just you. You're doing a disservice to you would you do this? You're wasting our money, all of it. I don't know. We're a very backwards country, man. Yeah.

We're very, very backwards. We have the potential to be great, but we just like... Apparently Japan is fucking amazing. We haven't killed off the right people. Japan, like they have like, they have no trash cans on the street at all. Or like specifically in the cities, like I know Tokyo doesn't. They have no trash cans on the street and there's no fucking litter. because they just respect their fucking surroundings.

Yeah, they grew up. They're also not incredibly stupid. I think that it always comes back to that. I don't think it's a stupid. I really think it's like an entitlement thing. I just think it's like we're just taught to not give a shit. I think it's stupidity. I think if you can think for a moment about what you're saying,

then you'll be like, oh, yeah, I live here. Yeah. Building up my home. I think the... And then they won't do it. What is the most basic thing like people say the golden rule? I think like you're too stupid. even realize that like, oh, I, if I want to live like this, I want to live in a clean place,

I want to, I want people to respect me. And for some reason, they're too stupid even like, to have that even be a thing in their mind. So we're like something as simple as, you know, returning your cart. So it doesn't cause problems for other people. You would appreciate that for yourself. Well, yeah. And they're too goddamn stupid. Even realize that. You know, else too. Look outside of yourself is how people would be able to do things. And people that are dumb, obviously a cat can't understand that it's another cat that's itself in the mirror you know what the benefit you know one of the benefits that I thought would happen because of COVID was that like the masks thing would have had people be like oh yeah if I'm sick I'll wear a mask because they do that in Japan as well you know what I mean even if it's just like you're like a little bit sick if you have like a flu or like a stomach bug and you go outside you'll wear a mask because you're sick and it's just courteous and I thought that that would happen it would have yeah it would have yeah it would have yeah it would have people weren't so fucking stupid and listen to joe rogan and others yeah and they were like oh you're a pussy for wearing a mask i'm like i don't know what to oh i guess doctors are pussies now i

didn't know that i didn't i didn't know i guess we're entering a new era where you're fucking stupid going so corincy's on with your dick and everything i didn't know when i was when i was a kid and i got chicken pox right because the vaccine the chickenpox vaccine was not completely popular just yet it was still on the out like really yeah it was still still at the point where it was still popular to just make sure you catch it while you're a kid. And the vaccination wasn't like booming yet. So I, of course, had my mask on when I had my fucking chicken pox sitting in a way to go see the doctor, blah. You know, because that is just what you do when you have an infectious.

That is what you've always done. I even say to those retards that are like, oh, that's pussy shit. And I'm like, you know, if you read your, of course you don't read a Bible. Even though you're religious, you're devout. Yeah. You get the cliff notes. It talks about. You know, even way back in the day, those fucking idiots, way back in the day understood, cover yourself because that motherfucker is spreading something.

I don't know what it is. I don't understand it. I just know that if I get near this person, they fuck me up. Dude, chicken pox in retrospect is kind of crazy. Huh? Yeah, we got chicken pox. Of course. I have the scar on my forehead.

I don't think I forgot it. But I might have got the vaccine. I have a scar on my forehead from scratching one of the wall. I hope you got the vaccine. I hope you did. Because my grandma's a doctor There's no way she would not give me the vaccine That's why my brain is like

I don't think she would not give me a vaccine You probably got it you just don't remember I never got it That's what kids had chickenpox And I was like wow that's weird I'm right there little bitch Wow your fucking body's not How is that AIDS?

Well dude I just You got skinny AIDS Let's get them guys If you remember chickenpox like having it It's like kind of like If that happened to you as an adult It would be pretty traumatizing You can die

You know because it's like What the fuck? Severe Like it's pretty crazy You're very likely who die if you have the virus if you don't get it when you're young the older you get yeah for sure well yeah yeah yeah you can on alive that's fucking crazy i think that don't say that it's don't say yeah never say that again i'm not saying it for the the safe thing i'm it's like the idea that like no i know i know i understand

but like i just on principle you'll fucking die in marriage we do not say here's the thing on this on the show you not say unalive you not say essayed you're not say fucking you know all these other fucking euphemisms. What was it? I said, I just said whatever else. Yeah. Whatever else you can,

listen, if you're gonna talk about fucking murder and rape and all, grape, Grape. That's another one. Grap.

That's another one. Just say it. These, I just, I, man, everybody, Greep is so disrespectful.

By the way, I mean this sincerely. I mean this sincerely. I mean this fucking sincerely. If you've ever contributed to this, if you've ever said Unalive essayed,

I just understand this. you are less than me. You are less. You are less of a person. I do not respect you. You're dumb. You should go away forever. I love that.

You know, you know, he'll open his mouth and a beam comes out of his mouth. I want to do this somebody that says, grape.

It's just so... I just imagine a girl, you know, crying her eyes out, telling her story. Like this girl, you know, the alleged sexual assault

or the rape of that girl. The cue is Alex Podeda. Right? Yeah. Now, imagine, she was saying essayed and grape and she's crying. I'm like, I am so sorry. I want to feel for you, but this infantilization of this.

It's so dehumanized. I like, I hate how AI it feels. You know what I mean? It's like visceral language is important. You got to have visceral language sometimes because the fact is that it has to, you have to under. You have to feel uncomfortable with saying, talking about things like that. Right. You have to.

Emphasis. Not all right. George Carlin had like that great bit about soft language that I still think about, like to this day about like how we would just like soften language at the point where like it doesn't really mean anything. Yeah. That's why we got we got to stop.

I like how much he used the hard are because of that. Yeah. I like Carlin. I think some of the, I think Carlin's intent is always very good. I think some of the things he says and arguments he says, the words he uses I don't always agree with

but I really respect his argument. In what way? What do you mean? I think the idea of calling of, because it's the thing about not Native American thing. I'm like, they're not Native Americans. It's like, well, they they called themselves

because they were the first people here. Yeah. That argument is the only thing I disagree with. They were the first ones here, so they would refer to themselves as the ones that are native to this place first. Right. His point, though,

I don't think is wrong necessarily. What is the word? Because they didn't name it the Americas. So the idea that they would name themselves after the thing that, you know what they often call themselves natives. They don't really say. No, yeah, right, right, right.

Yeah. But the idea is the, what is the phrase he was trying to use? I know what you're talking about. I don't remember. When you talk about the origin of words, what is that called again? Etymology. The etymology of the words he's using is correct.

Or the taxonomy is also. Textonomy is what it's written on the thing. Oh, yeah, you're right. Yeah. So the way he used the defining the words, he's right in that instance. I agree. Because Indio means people in God, obviously. So that's why the phrase technically calling them Indians might have been not the worst thing to say for them.

But I just don't agree with the phrases he used. I think his perception of everything else is often fucking spot on and we can kind of see it. Yeah, I mean, that one was like, that one to be was like iffy and debatable, but like, I don't know. It's like it. I still think, I still think the word, the phrase was using were incorrect. Incorrect phrases absolutely right intention of words. I guess. I think there's so many times when I've listened to a comedian or anyone or watching a video or something, somebody says something that I'm like, no, I don't know about that.

But then I just keep going, you know. It's not like it's cogent and it's like well reasoned. And it's like, yeah, I don't necessarily agree 100%. I do think it's like unfortunate that like the Native Americans are called Native Americans when they didn't, they are not technically like they didn't have that name that America's wasn't real but yeah

it's not really the point. We call them that because they're different and right. It's also it's like anything else right like the fucking Japanese people don't call themselves Japanese. Right. You don't call it. They don't call Japan. Like they don't like so it's the whole thing is like language, yeah, whatever. Exactly.

I've accepted it because it's historically this is what we've done. Yeah, but you can also change language too There's nothing wrong with that You can if there is enough Unless you're trying to change Spanish Don't try to change Spanish They go crazy

They go fucking crazy It's already it's already so convoluted Don't change Spanish If there's enough of a push The whole culturally Dude like the Latin X shit Like listen Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals

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It's like if someone wants to be referred to something, I just, that's my argument with that, right? I understand that the Spanish language is very gendered. And I know there's points to be able to get around even saying gendered things in Spanish if you know the language. Well,

I think there's, I forgot the phrase, but I know there's a way to be non-gendered in Spanish when you're referring to somebody. But if someone wants to be referred to as something, it's not going to kill you to just do it. No, no, but what I mean is like,

I don't like the phrase because it's just like, it's literally an Americanization of Latin cult. Like, I just, that's not fucking real. It's a, It's an American phrase for Latin people. That's true.

It is. If you want to go down like an even crazier out of it, you could argue it's literally more colonization. Like literally. That's true. No, you're speaking. I know this is your language that was foisted upon you, by the way. But can you say it in an English way?

I think it's, come the fuck on. Like, pick your fucking battle at this point. I agree that that perspective of it is right. But I think if someone just wants to be. Because I know I do know two people not there's not a lot of them I don't think of that referred that would rather be referred to as that Latin X because yeah because they're

they're like non they're non-binary yeah they're not O or A they're not not they're non-binary Latinos all right that's it granted they're also born in America and they're but that is how they would rather be referred to and it's like that's fine to me I think you know what I think it comes down to is I think collectively I think most reasonable people just feel this way I understand how you feel I'm not trying to be disrespectful. I just don't care. It's really just that.

Because it's like, oh, oh, like, when you say Latino or Latina, it kind of offends me. Could you call me Latin? I'm like, I guess. I think that's all it. Listen, no, no, no. That's it. That's it. Truthfully, I will do that for English.

No problem. You know, I'll call you whatever you want English, except for like this is the weird Neo ones, whenever it's like Z-Zent. Well, I don't know what the fuck. We all do respect. We just don't know anyone like that, though. We don't know anyone like that. No, exactly.

It's not a real person. It's like, like, 0.2% of like the fraction of people that exist anyway. But, but Latinx, if somebody was, like, please refer to me as Latinx. I would be like, respectfully, I respect that. We can't, I can't be. We cannot have a relationship. Yeah. In the same.

I cannot be friends with it. I simply cannot. It's the same as Z and Zim or whatever to me. Right. Finding the person that wants to be addressed as Latin. That is true. That is true. Well,

my thing is this. I've never seen this. I've never seen these people, by the way. My thing is this right. You will not find me. My whole life. Unless you seek them out.

Being around queer people, right. But this whole argument, I've never fucking understood it. Your queerness? I don't understand. What? That's a deep bag.

That's like a deep thing. We really don't have the time for that. All right. That'd be a six hours so for me speaking by myself and there's no air, open air. But the idea is that whenever people, whenever you are, From my experience, my experience, right, every time I've misgendered somebody or I've said the wrong phrase to someone or I've, or I've just misidentified somebody, it's never led to a argument ever. Right, of course.

It's never led to an argument. It never lets anything to respectful because of the way I handle myself. If I say, oh, if you argue, you're kind of crazy. Like with a person, there's like a stranger, like somebody that you kind of know. Well, no, no. You're ruining the country. Yeah, no, that's crazy. But even on my side, right, me saying something incorrect, it's never led to anything.

thing other than just like, oh, would you mind just calling me this? I'm sorry, it's this or this. And it's a simple interaction that goes, one time it happens, I make a mistake. I've done it a few times to one person I know, and I feel bad every time because of the fact that I know this person closely. And instead of me just obviously having a forethought, you go based on your fucking dumb eyes as a human, and we say dumb things. We say the wrong thing sometimes, even though we know we've been corrected on it sometimes.

It's like, oh, right, right, yeah. We make a mistake, you know, like if I see a fucking, if I see a cat every day on my life, And then like all of a sudden you like you see something like a hyena right Haina's like dogs to me right so I think hyenas are dogs apparently they're more close to date to catch something are they so technically they are It's like salamander yeah I thought they're like lizards All jokes aside though and it's never led to anything it's never let to anything fucking derogatory and you could always just simply be like oh my apologies I'm sorry

and then accommodate that person at one interaction that's it yeah it's never been anything bigger than that I've seen I hear everything you're saying, man. I just haven't been in that situation. Oh, yeah. It's so seldom. The thing to me, it is. It's not common. And that's why you are being a smart person. You'll be like, oh, my bad, I'm sorry. If it happened, sure. And then fix the way you're speaking. And then that's it. But the thing to me, you don't have to change your whole lifestyle. They're not telling you rewrite the way you've thought your whole time. You're like, oh, can you just give me the simple respect of this interaction? And that's it. I think that's fine. And I think when you're talking about just. Right now with Ramtruck's declaration of deals, well qualified current FCA, less. Get a low mileage lease on the 2026. Ram, 1,500 Big Horn crew cab, 4 by 4 for 369 a month for 39 months, with 4,99 due at signing.

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Yeah. Because, like, what you're saying is, like, I feel the same way, but I feel like I'm doing a, almost like a right-wing video of talking about a scenario that I'm never going to encounter in a way that, like, I hear that there's some of these people, like, actually, I was watching the majority report. And this woman that was a guest on there, she actually used Latinx. And I was like, oh, she's one of those. You know, I was just thinking of like, oh, she's one of those.

She's trying to not offend. anybody, whatever. Right. But I'm like, in her life, that woman that used that phrase or that term, I guarantee you, I bet money on it, that she actually hasn't in real life ran to somebody who actually wanted that type of language. Maybe somebody has reached out to them as a, what do you call it, a social media person she's like online.

And I'm like, hey, excuse me, would you mind doing this kind of a thing? And that's when you might be like, you might be like, all right, bro. Well, the thing for me is also like, I, I, for phrase. Well, the thing for me is also like I'm just, I'm maxed out on the people. Listen, I'm maxed out as far as like, people that I know and who are in my circle. I don't got room for other people in the first place, you know? So like for somebody else to come in and be like, hey, this is how I speak. I'm like, already you're starting at a deficit because I don't want anybody else here.

I don't know, man. So are you more like, like say, this is how I speak, meaning that this is how you like address people. And not like say the other way around someone's like, could you please address me like that? What are you, are you, what do you think is, what do you think is more ludicrous? The person that is changing their language to accommodate other people to be like, I'm going to say Latinx from now on. Or say the person coming up to you and be like, could you please address me as Latinx? I think it's fine to ask. I just also think for me, I'm just like, look, man, that to me strikes me is so wild.

Like that like a scenario. But I just, I don't, I just don't get why it's so wild though. Because it's, because it's, because it's an Americanization of. of Latin culture and Latin and and the Spanish I it's already fucked I get it I get that I what you're saying but at the same time if someone just asked you to refer them as a certain way in a one well realistically I probably just wouldn't refer to them in that way at all you know what I mean I would just avoid calling them Latin anything I would just be like I'm not gonna defer to you in any way that could put me in a position where I call you something right that's what I'm not gonna go out of my way to hurt people I'm not gonna go out of my way to be a dead I really call them their name or something yeah yeah exactly I literally try to often you explicitly non-gendered pronouns entirely when I talk to people because of the fact that I don't know what the fuck's going on most of the time I don't want to be put into

a situation why I fend somebody I don't think that's fucking true though see like the way that we're talking I'm like 99.9% of time right no no when I'm speaking to you guys we're inherently talking about a very specific situation this is not real I say I say I say but I say dude I say bro shit like that right those things queer me I say no that is true what you that's how you refer to people. That's true. I don't be like, yo. Yeah, you do.

I've never said that in my life. Dude, the first time I met you. No, no. In conversation, when I'm just talking to people regularly, when I'm saying jokes around you guys, I say slurs off the fucking ass. It gets out of pocket. If you recorded me speaking for a full day, I would get, I would get assassinated, probably, but how people I would offend.

But when I'm just talking to people in, like, very social directions, I usually just just don't say things like, like, like, talking. about like I don't really say she and he I say they or them or he or like I say like I say like but or I say but a lot yeah or I say dude that's like my fucking phrase my whole life yeah but it's if if someone just asked he's like oh what's called like oh would you mind doing this I'll be like yeah I guess isn't gonna bother me yeah I just I think for me I would just if somebody asked me to that I would be like I'm just not going to mention where you come from I come just because I simply refuse to say that word authentically but that phrase is like saying

Latinx is so I really hate it saying Latinx in general or so like when are you going to really say that like that is that is that my point the entire time that's exactly the point because i guess when you're like referring to because i would say like latino people i guess i'd be like oh latino people but that means so many more people than just like because i'd rather because i'd rather say Hispanic if i'm talking to about Hispanic people first of all i'm not saying Latino i don't like i'm trying to think of a like because when have i ever wonder what i say that like because latino it's not going to happen i'm like french people too technically we've said things we've said things, I mean, it could be. It does. I think it literally does. It means people that have Latin descent.

It could, yes. But come on. But no, but that's what the word, that's what word, that's what yes, but words have meanings for a reason. No. How do, how does no words change over time. How do society? Yeah. Society. Yeah. That's what matters always at the end of the day. Right. Because more often times if I'm speaking about saying the word latino. It's like bad and cruel, man. Like, it's just how, it is specifically how society takes, interpret something. You're right, right. But I'm speaking the word Latino, right? I'm referring more often to not to, for me, people that are Hispanic.

Right. I say Hispanic people. That's how I say Latino. That's how we do. Very rarely I say that. It's very because it's, it, people say Hispanic. I don't think people know a word to me. Well, no, no, no, because I, to be fair, I just, I, I mean, I, I, I, I, I don't

think you are necessarily ingratiated in that part of your background as much. What does that mean exactly? You know, I just don't, I, would you consider your upbringing, do you have been particularly Latino? I think my grandma is very Latino. Right, but like you're up, like your day-to-day growing up. Um, I don't, I don't know where to define that life. This nigga ain't even foolish in Spanish, man. I mean, I'm not, but I can conversatually speak Spanish.

I can hear it. I can understand it. It's hard for me. I speak Spanish every day to my mother. But you understand, like, if you say like, if you, like, if you were that ingratiated with the, you know, your, like, a Spanish culture, I think one of the first things is to learn the language of that culture. I disagree. I think you can say that because you're not a Hispanic person in America.

Because a lot of Hispanic people in America, like, a lot of people who do speak Spanish. A very, very true. That's a fact thing. I feel like that is a fact. That's a fact. That's a fact. Say, for example, if you're like, I feel like I'm really in touch with my Armenian side. Do you spend Armenian?

I understand it a little bit. People would be like, you're pretty Americanized. Like, feel like a, like, that's, well, you can be American-in-American-ized. But there's context. There's more context than that, right? I'm just saying to be engrossed in it in the way that, like, I'm not trying to offend you. No, I'm saying. I don't think offensive because I understand.

I just, I just feel like it's maybe a basic standard. Most, most, because, like, for instance, when you talk to people like my grandmother about this, right? Yeah. My grandmother is very anal about, which is true, she was very anal about people. Like, if you, you should, you should know the language that you should speak before, as a part of, your culture. You should just know it, right? Yeah. So for me, when I grew up, I just, because I never, for me, I didn't really understand the fact that people that were, because my family is a rainbow of people. So I just thought that black people spoke Spanish too. I never really learned it because

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Oh, man. But the idea is that like... Tell me something sexy, man. Why do I take something sexy? Tell me something hot. Like, tell me something like, like... I have to know how to say the word first. So what is it?

Say the reapers are approaching. Yeah, I'm not good enough in Spanish. I just know it's like approaching. I don't know, like, coming. How do you say coming? I don't know what approach is in Spanish. Yeah. coming approaching come is

Ven like yeah and then Venaki's come here yeah he I know like a key is here but like say like you're in the act

of something see we say with the B like uh we say it I mean most people say it that's like Venn is like if an American person

is saying it that's how they would say like my family would say bangaka yeah but Nakama means come right here

uh but uh yeah L Reapers O O Rooper's El Reapers O, L. Approachio.

Aproposio. But in all fairness, though, I think language is very much so one of the most important parts. But there's several facets to culture, you know, obviously. Of course. I would say I definitely grew up more, I grew up more Black American than anything else. Right. Yeah. I don't grow up more Black American than else.

But also, I do speak Patoa. I also did grow up hearing experiences in my whole life, knowing how to be able to recite the songs. but I know what the fuck they're saying in the songs. So I think that is... Spanish is also just a big part of New York, too, to be fair. Like, especially around where we were. It is. In the Bronx and in, like, Brooklyn, so like that, it's very...

But that's what I'm saying? It's like, my family is... It's just that. You know what I mean? So it's like... It was very much like Latino was a pretty common thing to hear, you know? I agree. I agree.

As I got older and I looked outward of, like, just seeing things more, I would understand, like, oh, Latino means everyone... that was fucked over by these people. That's all I mean. It's like, yeah. If you,

if you're, if they spoke Latin first and they shot through your area and they fucking, they made what became us eventually through that unfair means. Right. That's what Latinos were.

But French people are, but they are. But they're not Latino. I will say that there are people. I have seen, they're Hispanics. I have seen people that we would consider. No, no,

no, no. We're Hispanics. They're not. Yes. Because Filipinos are Hispanic too and they're fucking in Asia. Yeah. Yeah.

So our Spanish. Spanish people, which I don't agree with that. But like, they're more, they're more Latino than fucking French people are. I disagree. Because Latino just means you of Latin descent. No, but it's a different thing now. It's not. It still means that.

That's what the word means. That's why we have the phrase Hispanic literally for that. There's people that try to, like, I would say there's most people that don't care. And then there's people, I have seen, I've seen on like Facebook, like one of those. Not Latino, not this. I'm Hispanic. And I'm like, all right. Yeah.

I don't care. I'm also arguing the, I'm also arguing the only, only the definition of the word. I'm not arguing like, oh, like, no, like, they're Latin. I think a lot of people understand that. They just don't care. I understand that. It's just that definitions change and also just the fact that I just, I just would. Shut up.

I would put my money on that there's probably like five French people who would be like, yeah, I'm Latino. You know what I mean? Like, there's just, that's not a thing. Probably a brown French person Like they'd be like I feel in I feel Latino But like I guess they would just

Niggas that were in the Paris Olympics None of them are like I am a Latino I think I think they'll just say technically Yeah I guess But I'm French I'm sure I am Latino Like what the fuck

No get the hell away from me Simply they'll be like Yeah I am technically But I'm I'm French I don't even think they But that's what I'm saying I feel like if you grow up in France Right now

You'll even if that was technically true There's no way you know that There's no way you even consider that A Latifian male. I just don't know. It is me. I am Latino. I am. I do not know.

Because. No. Because I agree with Haitians, right? Like, Haitians are Latino people. Haitians? Yeah, like, objectively. They were the first Latino fucking colony ever. Okay.

But like, it's like. Haitians are Latino? Because they're French. Because they're French? They were colonized by French people. They were the first Latin American country. They were the first Latin American country technically. Yeah.

I was just thinking like the people. I was like, no, them niggas are not. Yeah, but was it Yeah, there were the first Latin American country, but like, was it called Latin America when they were the only country? I mean, I doubt it. Because it was first called, what was he?

I feel like we sound so goddamn stupid right now. Probably, whatever. I am called a Spaniola first. Right now, I just kind of dripped it out of my body imagining me listening to this conversation. I'm like, oh my God, I want to die. Right into the show if you're dumb and French.

No problem with French people, bro. I haven't fucking... They gave up. They gave up. They're fucking cowards. But other than... That's true and then it's also not true. Well, they also like beheaded their king.

So to be... They've done some cool shit, then. They popularized that whole guillotine thing. It's pretty cool. A couple of things. Pretty base. Pretty sick. They fought hard a couple of times.

Their streets smell like... Not all the time. So whatever, man. I mean, they do need to clean up this. Maybe they cleaned up during Paris. My grandma went there and said it smelled like fucking flaming piss. She was like, I've never smelled our worst place. And I've been to canarsie.

And I was like, whoa. Whoa, crap. What's Canars? Canars? I think somewhere in fucking Jersey. That's just horrible. That is... Well, man, I guess...

It's Jersey. It's terrible. Those fucking Costco dads are going to kill you in Jersey, man. Yeah. The chocolate chocolate. The Costco... Dude, that...

I would shoot him. If you approached me in any sort of aggressive man, I would shoot at him. Yeah. They have bodies in their... In their basement, the Costco people.

I think they are the bodies in their basement. They're husks. There's cahvers. They're walking. Yeah. Did you see that one where they were like, they were talking about like fucking, they were doing like a collab with Sam's Club Indians? Did you see this? What did you mean?

I'm not even joking. Wait, so there's a meme of Sam's Club Indians. So there's this Indian family that like did a collaboration. We have Sam's Club Indians. Oh my God. Of course we like to have curry with our. Do they sell hot dogs at the Sam's Club day? Yeah, they do.

I don't remember. Do they? Of course we like to put curry on our hot dogs. Are you sure? 100%. Damn, curry hot dogs might be good. Was it Frank Miller's hot dogs? Stop.

Comic accurate hot dogs. That sounds good actually. Curry hot dogs. I was like, what I said. It was pretty dope, actually. But no, like, there was this meme. It was like, we're Costco guys. Of course we're going to stop and get a fucking, I don't know, pizza.

Hey, Sam's Club guys, what you got? And then we'd cut to like an Indian family. And then they were like, we're Sam's, they didn't have an accent. We're Sam's Club guys. We have fucking. you know, whatever Sam's Club What a tarnation are you doing? Lost me.

You, like, oh, they didn't have an accent. I'm clearly checked out. Oh, so they're just like, let me draw. We're Sam's Club guys. Let me illustrate it. I know my skin happens to be brown, and that could be entertaining, I guess. So this is...

You're a fucking cunt. Well, imagine if the Costco guys were like, hey, we're Costco guys, and not some stupid... Hey, we're Costco guys. Of course we're stupid and fucking dumb and retarded and fucking, you know, live up in stupid. So there you go.

This is the, this is the, the, the, the illustration that I figured I had to, how to teach. It's, it's, Indian person minus the accent. I mean, minus the voice. It looks like he's saying, bo. Bo. Bo. Okay. So Indian person minus the accent.

He's like, we're a Costco family. We're, we're, we're a Sam's Club guy. Oh, of course we, we stopped by the, by Sam's. I don't know. I really don't remember Sam. We're Indian. Of course we like dosa. Yeah.

We're Indian. Of course we like, um. But so this is happening. What's the bread called again? Non? Non. Yeah. Dude,

garlic non is fucking. Yeah. I had like a, it was like a casadea. It was like it was like their, it was like it was like. It was like. Yeah.

It was really good. It was really good. When I was around Indians, I never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever had non bread. How's that possible? Ever, ever, ever, ever. But it's so good. Did you eat with them?

Constantly. What did they have? I don't know what those is. It's like... I knew like one Indian. Well, all that language is fucking interchended one like that. People, people give words. There's fucking Spanish words in Japanese, you know?

Hell yeah. That's pretty crazy. You know, all that shit. There's also a bunch of Arabic words that are Spanish too. It's fucking... Makes no sense, but... Dude, I heard somebody... I heard somebody call...

You know that... There's like a specific Middle Eastern kind of like number 30, like image. I can't remember what it's from. It's like from like some religion thing or, I really don't know. But somebody was like, oh, is that the Arabic number 30? Which, like, all numbers are Arabic.

That's what numbers is. All numbers are any Arabic? Yeah, it's the Arabic, yeah. Yeah. I didn't do that. I think literally math comes from. Wasn't math invented and, like, yeah. I know that it comes from literally.

The most important math, you know, like say that we were like revolutionized things like algebra and shit. We're like, fuck, let's go. It's literally algebra. Duh, bro. My spirit stands up and walks out. Hello, we are Sam's Club, guys. Oh, my God.

We're going. Anyway. My name Apu, we are Sam's Club. You're a cut, dog. We were doing this a lot before the show because we were talking about how there's like an unusual amount of like Indian racism on Twitter right now. Wild numbers. Like anti-Indian, like weird.

It got so bad that fucking Mudahar got into his escape pod. Oh, that's right. He did. He jettisoned off into space. Like he was playing fucking Eve online. Out of nowhere, he spawned an accent, too. It was crazy. It was like, I spawned an accent.

I got to move to my dark room. It just got too bad. It's crazy. I'm out. It's like for no way. I don't know where it came from. And look, to be fair, I haven't seen it on my feed because my feed is, I'm just not racist. But I've seen screenshots.

It's all over my feed. We know. We know. Of course we're going to feed. Wait, wait, wait. On my account that I've been using now, it's nothing. I've not posted anything disrespectful. I have not liked anything fucking crazy.

But it's linked to your original. You're the mascot of racism, basically. Like, of course you're going to get. It's like bad luck. But like, it's not like, I don't know why I'm seeing so much. And I'm like, dude, I don't like. He doesn't know why. I'm literally clicking not interested.

Like, I'm like, I don't want to see this. I don't like this. You're clicking not interested and it's not believing you. Yeah. He's not believing because of what? Because you're saving cat video. where cats are singing the N-word. No, it's on Twitter.

That's on Instagram. It's too late. I'm gone. It's gone over there. Instagram is done. It's gone over there. Trying to see if I'm finding any of that. My Instagram is ruined.

It's so much racism. That is so weird. So I haven't read this yet, but I was like, let's see how far out of this girl before I see anything mentioned India. But like, so this is Dr. Pariq Patel. he's BACFA, ACA, he's a bunch of shit.

So the CEO of Google is Indian. The CEO of Microsoft is Indian. The CEO of Adobe is Indian. The CEO of all these major companies are Indian. FedEx, Palo Alto. And then he says, but according to X, all we are known for is that we smell bad. So it's real. This motherfuckerbacker came out, he probably never tweets.

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in 10 tweets. I did like, yeah, it was probably I scroll. I did two big swipes and then I just saw the word Indian. I was like, oh, here we go. Laser focused. That's fucking crazy. I don't know what's going on, man. Any people are cool from what, I don't know. I just, I just think, so what I'm assuming, I'm pretty sure I know

what happened. So, you know how every once in a while, the conservative movements will like to pretend like they actually care about women. So they're twins. They know, they pretend. They like to pretend. They'll go on this crusade like, oh, we care about women or some shit. And so when a lot of Indian women and doctors came out and said that like, oh, we're being terrorized by a lot of freaks over here and nobody's doing anything about it.

So then they were like, oh, they're going to pretend to care about women. But this is their opportunity to shit on brown people. So, yeah, that's basically all it's happening right now. Also, mostly a bunch of shit about immigrants like that too. Well, that's because the election. Over there and over there. Over there. Oh.

Like that's like asylum seeker. Oh, that's because that one dude shanked. all those people. Remember that one dude shanked all those people and they, yeah, this happened probably like a month ago or something. Was it, it was like a large attack. This dude killed like nine people by like shanking them. And, uh, yeah, in the UK. And you don't remember that all it started all these

fucking like super extremely racist white people coming out and blockades and beating up brown people in the streets and stuff. Oh, that's what happened in London, right? Yeah, were they having their fucking rights and shit? Yeah, that's what that was. That's all you're right. So yeah, like, that's why there's all that anti-immigration and migrant sentiments because, uh, which I know like people like Tommy Robinson and all those fucking people. from back in the day. Paul just is watching. They're so happy

right now. Yeah, it's really sad man. It's a lot of Hey, we're Costco guys. We're Costco guys. Of course we're dying inside. We're Costco guys. I actually want Costco. I'm mad that I don't have a card. I have one. You do? No, use mine. Oh, shit, you got it on you?

Not on me. Ah, okay. You go. What are you? What are you going to get a garage for your Costco car? It's a little word. He leaves everything But the Costco card

Yeah Cossel card in one of my ideas Motherfucker just wants a hot dog You have multiple IDs right? No On you? Yeah multiple It's literally

Do you mean like like your Like identification Like a picture ID? I have another idea on me as well Why? I'm pretty sure that's illegal What do you mean? I feel like you're not allowed

To have more than one idea I have one that says my real name I have one that says I think it's punchable The camera Shots the guy's Josh Johnson And it's the one I give them

whenever I don't want to get in trouble. Yeah, there you go. This is me. I like that. White man. It's a whole white man. It's Chris literally. I remember a friend of ours.

We won't name him. But like, I remember, do you remember he was, he held on to that guy's ID for a really long time? Because he just found it. Why? I don't know why he did.

He was holding all that. I didn't like, he should probably give that back. He didn't, like, mail it back to the address. He just kind of had it. Eventually, like,

that person literally already replaces the thing. And, then it shows up like oh thanks asshole thanks I don't remember what the context was I wish I could It was so out of it Maybe well That apartment was such a fucking fever dream of a place All right well never mind it's Jayland

Never mind It's fine it was years ago What no I didn't He's the only person that could be referring to That apartment was insane we talked we talked about that apartment's fine Actually I mean I don't know all the people you live with so you actually It could have been anybody The audience is hyper autistic though

That's fair enough Hyper You're fair enough Hyper We'll probably We'll probably talk about it on the show When we have a lot Let's definitely jailing let's fucking

Let's eat them Let's go Let's eat it Someone just shows us He did give it back Like he did have it for a while He was like Yeah but that's worse

I feel like if someone like I got it back Way later to be What the fuck? I feel like what the fuck asshole You might as well have kept it at this point One time my boss at Starbucks

threw away my wallet With like $115 That's so cool Because I had it on like one of the, I had it on like, um, on the throwaway pile, like a rack holder or something like that because I was doing dishes, right? And I went to throw out the garbage and I came back. No, I was, I was went to the front to help somebody because I was doing like, I was doing like, manning the front doing dishes. So I left it there. I went and came back and it was like, oh,

I threw away the garbage. And I was like, dude, that was my weed money, bro. I was so mad. See, now I don't feel bad anymore. What do you mean? You'll feel bad. It was your wheat, you were going to buy $100 worth of a, oh. Split an ass for $100. I'm going to kill myself and you. We was important to young me. I don't feel bad anymore. I was like, I thought I was like, oh man, $100. Like, you could have done a lot with that.

I was going to buy a fucking ounce of weed. Yeah. Smoking in one day. Oh, no. I would try. I would fucking just wake up. This thing is just get a big bomb. Get a big fucking dumpster.

Fucking put a face mask on it that only puddles in it to me. It's a dumpster right outside. Right outside your Starbucks. You just fucking lead up against your dumpster. So high. It's scary. I'm literally floating. Kixie, you gotta be in tomorrow?

I just screamed. I'd like the five nights of Freddy scream. Good enough. Did he give you $100 back? No. What a bitch. I wouldn't have given it back to you. Yeah, I should have.

I would have went to corporate. Dude, corporate. Did you know if you just caring corporate, they'll give you a bunch of stuff? I shouldn't be, I shouldn't be saying this. But it's like a real thing. Have you just Karen corporate?

Thanks for seeing hands. You're about to ruin so many businesses. All the Karen's already know. I just don't, if, I hope you don't have any carons in our audience. Imagine complaining for, like, imagine really complaining at a place for something like, like, Molly ain't you. Imagine finding the corporate number of a place and calling them. Like, that's so insane.

It's fucking beyond insane. Well, I've technically done this. Look, I've one time. I did that for my internet company. Yeah. But that's a genuine grievance. Not like, say, so I used to date this girl that worked at Olive Garden. and she would tell me about

motherfuckers getting gift cards for a lot of money by bitching a corporate about just bullshit It's insane Yeah And I'm like Yeah no I reported them to the fucking FCC I was like yo you're fucking You're fucking me up right now

I can't do my goddamn job That was one of like I had like dude I had like I think I even talked about it on the podcast I must have because it was so traumatizing It's ridiculous Where I had like I had seven spectrum people come to my house in five days Wow

It was ridiculous. And none of them could do it. And then I threatened to file a complaint with the FCC. And then they came and fixed it. I don't understand why that needs to get nuclear before you fucking fix. That happened to me with at a gym. There's a gym called EOS or some people call it EOS.

But apparently it's pronounced EOS. I signed up for the wrong. There is two of those gyms on the same street. It's a street called Centennial in Vegas. And I just saw Centennial and chose that one of that's going to be my home gym. It was the wrong one. So I went to him like, hey, guys, can you just, change my home gym like because I obviously I just literally live right down the street. Oh yeah we actually

can't do that and I was like what do you mean? I was like what does that mean? He's like oh we have to get like the hire up person a full okay fine I talked to them oh okay we can do that but you have to pay this like fee and it's like and I was like what do you mean a fee for changing a fucking spot it was a mistake it was literally the next day I just I sign up online and they're like yeah we can't do I'm sorry so then I actually wrote to the Better Business Bureau yeah and then their vice president of the company email me back and he was like yeah sorry about that yeah we we fixed it you're good I was like I don't complain like I don't have that I don't have that in me to this I do when it's I have it I have it when it's my fucking internet it's your that's your livelihood man I just

this was like you've never run into a situation like that it's something so like that was my situation was so fucking absurd that like are you are you really trying to tell me right now dude I literally couldn't I literally press enter I literally couldn't record this show or you the clips. Because my internet would go out every 15 minutes for 20 minutes. And it was just like, I can't do it. I can't download a game. I can't watch a full episode of Seinfeld.

That's like a 20 minute show. Right. Without this cutting out. Like I can't make calls. I remember there was a time I tried to call them while my internet was still active. And then the internet died and it cut me off. And I was like, this is not okay. I complained once because it was about a flight.

And I think that's the one time I kind of like. lost my cool on somebody because I feel like flying I'm already stressed enough. Oh and I feel like there's like this Indian fellow who like clearly it was another Indian person god damn I hate to be that fucking guy But it was Indian guy and I was like oh why can't you just give me a refund for my I literally got flyers insurance for this exact purpose And he was like I can't really do that for you and I was like look dude if you have flyers insurance and they couldn't refund you is that are yours like I was like I was like I was like look at that point you'd grab the person and and twist their head I was something else I was like I'll change my life and twist their heads. Yeah. Just give me a fucking.

At airports are no joke, man. Like, you, people, people become animals at airports. And I kind of don't blame them really. Like, it's,

it is just like the worst fucking environment. Like, you are dealing with so many stupid people in rapid succession when you work, when you're at an airport. Yeah. It's insane. I'm knocking on wood,

man, because I haven't had a horrible situation other than during COVID. That was the only time where, you know, it was like maximum. Everything's fucked. and it's like information's not, I guess, syncing up because like, oh, I'm going to go visit Jojo.

The country just opened up. It is cool now. And then at the airport, apparently they didn't get the memo. And they were like, no, you can't fly here. And I was like, yes, I can. I know I can. It is officially on their website. Like, oh, I'm sorry.

I had to call the embassy and hand this piece of shit the phone. Like, hey, here is the ambassador of this country. It's cool now. You had to call the embassy. That's great. I remember I had to call an embassy. That's wild. I feel like I can't get through.

I feel like you shouldn't be able to call an embassy. Because I feel like if I would just prank call them all the time. Well, you literally can if you want to. That is so insane. You can't if I would do that. I'd be like, if I was younger, I'd be like, let me just call fucking debate. I finished the game a little early. I'm like, I mean, it's like 9 o'clock.

I think the worst flight experience. You guys are bitch made. I think the worst flight experience I ever had. and hang up the phone like what the fuck like some dumb shit I don't want to think about it I don't like losing my cool

because when I lose my cool like especially in person I lose my cool internally in those situations Right I'm screaming internally But I'm like Calm I've never yelled at

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Apparently, I got fucked over by TurboTax one time. Classic. This was before I knew that I thought I got tricked. I thought, when I first started YouTube, so maybe the second year in the YouTube, I did a turbo tax. And, well, yeah, obviously, that was years ago. They somehow didn't file my shit, even though I have proof that it, they said it was filed. And they don't keep their records either. So to watch themselves of responsibility, they say, oh, on our end, we only keep records for three years.

And I'm like, that is the most horseshit. Anyway, long story short, I had to deal with the IRS. And this fucking lady, she was like, oh, we're going to, this was a California thing. They were like, you owe this money. And I was like, I haven't been getting any notifications. I thought everything was taken care of. And she was like, well, you have till this time or they're going to garnish your wages or something. And it wasn't that much money.

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and she was scolding me like I was a kid that like stole or I did something wrong and this is the con you're reaping what you she was fucking like it was the wildest thing I have ever I was like I was like lady who the fuck are you you're just

why are you talking to me like this I didn't say anything rude to her and she was giving me before I even like she was giving me attitude and like punishing me and I'm like I've never I've never like like a regular employee having like a power like as if she's like I am the IRS my name is fucking

you know internal uh revenue service or you know whatever and I it was the craziest thing I ever in that I was talking a little shit to her and she actually hung up on me and I was like I it was the first time I ever had a kind of like I it takes a lot for me to lose my cool but like I yeah where if I lost me I let you should have thought you should have thought about that you should have had and I was like lady I used the service and it said everything was cool. What do you mean I should have thought about what the fuck are you saying to me right now? It was crazy. Tax shit is so you got to

fucking you gotta do everything you can to avoid tax shit. They will they will get you, they will wait into the worst moment. Don't wait for the moment where you like for some reason you get paid a little less. I do it all myself now. Or some reason someone dies and you got to pay somebody for something and they'll be like we need $10,000. I'm like you're not

going to get it from me and I'll just go to Mexico. I do it myself now. It's called like something like free tax USA or something. I just do it myself now. I have a tax person. I don't, man, I don't even trust tax people, to be honest. I know you guys have been on a streak. You're fine. But, God, I've seen so many things of just bad tax people.

Yeah, I'm waiting. Just, I'm waiting for, you know, something like, I'll be responsible for my own shit. And it's been fine other than, that's the better way to do it. But my tax guys, he's coming through for me in a clutch. Yeah, I just, God. I don't have to pay a bunch of money. I don't talk about this. Just depressing.

Yeah. Why pay tax is when I don't agree with anything the government does. I just want. I mean, for real. I want to just, like, leave the country and not pay taxes. I don't know where to go, man. It's not where to go. I just want to go Western Europe, man.

I don't think of Spain. I could. I blood can't let me go to Spain. My blood can't. I'm like, I want to go to Madrid. I'm like, dang, you want to go back. You want a salty run back? Does it feel any better being here?

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you often talk about the stuff you gotta stop the podcast for but honestly what's more important than entertaining me do a 24 hour show he ends that question

with the demand I will I will do a 24 hour show you will walk into your house and find me consuming your father with all his clothes on

so what's shoving him in my mom is that the show You got seen smile? No No what's that There's a really hard movie right It's a really hard movie right

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Yeah it's like a big ass fucking creature Just going in her mouth And I'm like I'd really fuck that A big creature that like shrinks Into the size of a mouth No it's just It's a ruin and everything else it goes in there It's like ripping her

up hard and shit. Damn near, yeah. That's pretty cool. Yeah. I think they show that, though. They got lame with it. Yeah, they got pussy. Oh, you just saw it. I started to end. The beginning of it. It's the implication. Yeah, it's the implication. Which I guess it's like, you know, it's fine. Just spit it out. What the fuck you're doing? Yeah, what are you doing? Just turn around. I mean, she does that shit all the time. Just walk away. Just fight. I don't know. I don't know what the fuck. I don't get it. Punch their shit in the

thing. I don't say why people don't just walk away from harm. Yeah. Like, how to fuck, like, Michael Myers, he may have a knife, but like, you don't you guys got guns? Like, what the fuck? They're in a fucking hoity-to-y-toddy state? I'm not going to be afraid of a fucking... I'm not going to be afraid of a monster named Michael.

Michael Myers, too. The fuck? He's like, hey, I'm streck or whatever. He's got a fucking social security number. He's in Shrek. I'm not afraid of you. I'm not afraid of somebody who... I'm not afraid of somebody who has a social security number and was in Shrek.

Laude. One and the other. Whoa. Yeah. Both of them independently, frightening. Yeah. Anybody with a social security number scared. If somebody, if you have a social security number...

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All right. He says, I recently have started to go back to games I missed. I started with Bioschark Infinite and was done with it in one night. That's actually pretty, that's a long night. Damn. He plays through that. That's not a particularly long game, but it's long for one night. It's like a weekend game for sure.

I played that game. Holy shit. Yeah. I beat that game an in an inordinate amount of times, actually. I think about it. I then decided to play Assassin's Creed Odyssey and found it, found that I have well over 100 hours of content to get through and am overwhelmed. My question is, what are some games that took longer or were shorter than you expected?

Bonus question, how the fuck am I supposed to get through my backlog if I'm stuck on long games like this one? You have to, so here's the thing. That actually, because I'm going through that right now, you have to ignore a lot of stuff. You have to be very picky and choosy. Sarah Punk was the worst for me because it's like, okay, this game has so much side shit. The actual main story is so insanely short.

You only do the main story? No, I didn't only do the main story. I was like, what the fuck now? No, if I didn't do the main story, then I couldn't have like smash Pan Am. Yeah. I couldn't have tried to, you know, I would, I tried so hard to bring her to the dark side.

She just kept rejecting me. Judy. I was trying to fuck you. I was just like, this is bullshit. I did. I wasted my entire. higher time scuba diving with that dumb bitch. And I was like, I was like,

I have to get pussy this time. Oh, yeah. She's finally going to turn. And I was like, I was just hoping that she was by this at the last second. Nah, then she's like, everything's cool. See you later. And I was like, I was like, I'm about to install a mod to kill her. Oh, that was fucking mad, dude.

Kill Judy Mod, enter. You pay you, bitch. Dumb bitch. The fucking sniper, you put the cassettes in? That's a real fucking gun in that game, but you put cassette. It's like a cassette.

And it's a smart sniper. That's cool as fuck. Yeah. Yeah, I started cyberpunk as like as male V, but I didn't like his voice actor, so I switched. He annoys me. Yeah. He always sounds like he's too cool. It sounds like he's trying too hard to sound like he belongs in cyberpunk.

Yes. I don't know how else to describe it. Being a black person playing as male V, it sounds so weird. My name's V. Because he doesn't sound black at me. Yeah. His name's B. He was like,

he's like, he's going to hear that new Kendrick song. What are you doing here? I was like, I was like zero people talk like this. I wish I had Jackie Wells' voice actor as V's. That'd be great.

Because I love the way Jackie sounds. Hey, my name is Jackie. He sounds so belligerently Mexican. What's going on? My friend. Beligerently Mexican. All media, every Mexican person

has to always reference some type of like, oh my mom's fucking gila gila my mother's homemade fucking pig head they always have I love beans and rice can you not just say

I sure do love beans rice and a pig head floating in the middle of my room I love it Are you fucking stimpy No that's a red red red red exactly

He is kind of what the Well he's I think the point was That he was kind of like a chihuahua Right he's like he's like he's like He's like Igor with like like like 1% slid into like Mexican, there's like a slight Mexican tinge to it.

He's like a little, like he's dipping his toes in but he's not quite sure if he wants to commit. What have you done for? You've ruined everything. Stimpy. What are you doing? Stimpy, you fucking gay lord. I'm gonna be okay.

I want to go get my mom's gilaquiles. I'll be okay. Oh, never mind. I'm dead. Yeah, he's dying in his car. It's like, oh man, I'm dying. But I can't wait to. with RAM trucks declaration of deals. Well qualified current FCA lessees.

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But she doesn't sound anywhere In your direction He does so But she keeps saying things He's like way Mexican And the mom's like She keeps fucking like sprinkling But she keeps sprinkling in

Spendling like Cabron Pendejo Borito I was like can't you just be Mexican and just like not do that fucking You know it's almost like Because it is a voice It's not just an accent

Yeah. It's like a specific voice that they're doing for the Mexican thing. And it's like, it kind of reminds me of Anna Ferris and scary movie with, uh, she's talking to the grudge child. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, when I saw that one, I was a little. Sashimi. Sashimi.

I didn't even know it was raised. I thought she was just saying crazy stuff. Come to find out she's completely being in this right for jacket. You didn't notice right away? I was, I was like, I was a little younger. I was like maybe like, every guy. I noticed when... Really stupid kid I forgot.

I was like 10. I wasn't racist yet. Did I didn't know those were exactly Japanese yet. I didn't know those were exactly Japanese yet. That is insane. I wasn't racist yet. I think my intelligence came along racism. Well, yeah.

Well, I guess they both lit up at the same time and I was like, wait a minute. You can make jokes based on people's ethnic background. Let's go. Yeah. My hands are glowing. It's like the Richard Ryder and he's holding his hands up and they're glowing and he's like, oh, yeah. I can do son with it.

So stupid. Cyberpunk. Yeah, I don't know, man. There's a lot. Look, man, I'm a big proponent of games that are appropriately paced. I love me some Resident Evil 4 remake. I love me some Dead Space remake. I think they're fucking great.

I love long games too, though. I think Red Dead 2 is fucking great. I'm playing through. I still play through that every now and again. I'm playing Voluskate 3 again as a dark urge. The Dark Urge played through so, it sucks so bad. Being a good guy as a. The dark urge sucks because there's one of my favorite characters you meet the, the little, the bard, the barred, the fly girl, the really pretty, I think she's really, because the horn, she faces the loot and you meet her in, like, Elf song later on.

Ah. You murder that bitch of her sleep. And I was like, dang, I was going to try to fuck her. I think I remember that later, yeah. You just murder, you murdered the shit out of her. You know, she's going to become a playable teammate in the next patch? Oh, cool. Yeah, finally would have a bard as a teammate.

That's cool. Oh, man. Yeah. How about going to be able to smash the night song finally? No, she doesn't, she doesn't, she doesn't play on that. That's fucking stupid. Well, I mean, like, even if I... Because, like, I have a giant slut as a character, too.

A giant slut. She's in love with... Well, I guess you may be able to, because you kill what's her name as a darker. It's. So you might be able to, but then she might hate you because, you know, she's all like a half deity. Oh, right, right, right. You might not want to... So, I don't know, man.

Maybe, why is an old bitch? Whatever. I don't... I don't know. I would knock your hair out the fucking friend. I will say... I don't know why they don't have that. I want it all.

Here's what I'll say to your question. There aren't... There aren't many games to me that are shorter than I expect. Now. Like, I think most games now at this point are like, this is going on quite a while. You know, when was the last game that ended like too soon for you?

Yeah, when I was like, that's it. When I was like, like, one of those feelings, I was like, that's it. It's been, um, it's definitely been a while. Literally, destiny won. It was the last time I was like, that's it? What the fuck is going on?

Like that was the last time genuinely It's been a while I'm scanning like everything Yeah dude because most games are either A perfect length Or they're way too long Way too long Yeah that I mean

With how many games there are It's like guys you could scale it back a little bit Give us some fucking breathing Just why I understand what he's saying about like Assassin's Creed Odyssey I My first play through was 70 hours And I normally would never think I was gonna put

70 hours into an Assassin's Creed game But the map is fucking massive. Yeah. And there's so much shit. It's, it's actually, it's, it is,

to me it's an underdog of, of an RPG. It is actually, I think they like got it right once. And it never gonna happen again. Because it was like, that game was unusually like really fun. Yeah.

And people are kind of saying good things about it in retrospect. But, I couldn't imagine. I don't know what game I think is too short ever. I can't even think about that. Even the short games that I like. Maybe like Metro, a Metroid game.

I literally. even the short games that I liked were just like appropriately paid like they were just like that's exactly the right amount of time like that cat game stray oh yeah that was like four hours and I was like perfect this is the maximum amount of time anybody in that game I mean you're a cat that's not what I asked to you so no it's like a puzzle you can I don't I asked you do you kidding anybody said you're a cat it's exactly it's exactly as it's exactly cool enough for exactly like four or five hours you know what I mean yeah like after that like you don't you don't you wouldn't want to keep going for like you kill no one in that game there's no murder I actually do think you kill people but like I don't I'm not I don't remember like I set this up and a trap falls like your head blows up I don't remember I don't remember to be honest with robots that game was more of a vibe to me than like a vivid memory you know what I mean that wasn't really like I don't think I was paying attention to like the lore yeah what the hell is going on I was just like this

feels kind of good yeah I can't think of a game that I there's been too short actually I'm sure they're back in the day that I just yeah yeah yeah you PS1, that happened all the time. Like, original Xbox PS2 happened a little bit less, right? But I think 360 PS3 and onward were like kind of, that's perfect length, perfect amount of time.

I like a game that I can get through in a weekend. Yeah. Let's put it this way. It's RPG, though, you know? Games you don't like are way too long. You know what I mean? Well, no, because even games that I love, I think, are too long. I think Red Dead Death Stranding,

those two games, I love those games, but they're too long. No, I understand what you mean by that, but I just mean that, like, say, almost as a default where if you're not enjoying playing something, that's true. It feels like, God,

it feels way longer. Like, hurry up. Like, something that's like, damn, that was only five hours. That felt like six years. Yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck me. I don't play games. I think I'm like, but I don't really, I haven't really vent out.

Like, I don't know, like, out of the sun... You don't try games that, like, you don't think you would, just out of curiosity? I do that all the time. I can't even,

I can't even think of games out. Because I feel like I play every AAA game that comes out. I just downloaded Civilization 6. I got Civ 6. Because I've never played a civilization game. And I'm like, I should know about this kind of. Motherfuckers would be like, oh, because apparently Civ 5 was the one. And Sim 6 was a little bit.

It just, I don't play that. It was like, yeah. I don't play games like that, really. It's not kind of kind of game, you know. Yeah. Right. But like, I also, for me, I'm like, I don't know if these are not. Why would I get the money on this game?

I'm not going to really enjoy it or not. Because you don't know if you're going to enjoy it or not. Yeah. And it's also a few bucks. It's like, oh, buying a cup of coffee. Yeah, it's like trying out a new restaurant, basically. Or like, I refuse.

I go to the same restaurant all the time. Yeah, you want. I try, I got a raisin can only. There you know. I'm not at the door. I'm going to go ahead of the door. You're fired. I try to play as much as I can. Because I'm like running to the door.

I'm breaking. God, he's here again. I try to play as many things as I can that like aren't typical. Yeah. Because it, it benefits like what I do to know things, at least a little bit. I have a cursory knowledge of like how to sieve function. because people were pissed off at me because I was describing Siv

And I just like But I was saying like I don't know it Like this is my understanding of it is this People were like just not What is like all right Let me check it out Oh shit Chris You don't in your side bitch

Because here's the thing I like history I like tactics You know I like them separately Maybe I like it I don't know Yeah

I'll give a shot I don't like doing too much in a game Whatever I have too many tasks I'm already like all right I'm checked out I don't like games Where there could potentially be black people That is my main issue with most things.

I don't really love it. In fact that there's a black character and veil guard makes me super sad. The Blood Hunter, my eyes like rolled like a thousand. You're black. I was like a... I felt like crudlin when he got blown up by freezer. Every time I put I put Madden in and I see a black guy. Oh, God.

Here we go again. Here we go again. Dude. You're going to catch the ball and run. with it. Wow. Woke Madden is a brilliant video. I thought about it. Here we go again. Here we go again. They're putting black people in our video games.

Madden of all things. Jesus Christ. Black people in space. What's next? Doll is gonna be able to vote? What the fuck is this? I'm not, listen, I'm trying to play a fucking sports game. I'm not trying to like play what, like fucking Martin Luther King dating sim or whatever. That is crazy. What the fuck is this bullshit?

I'm trying to play mad and not go to the zoo Oh my god Oh my god Yeah dude honestly like yeah my advice would just be like If you got a big backlog like me You have to just look at the stuff that you're Just be really be really picky Just focus on the stuff that you're into right now

How do you think reasons people play sports game Are they just mad the entire time? Like they like this simulation They like the mechanics But they're just mad You're on their team You're the one that's on their team You're a good one

You're also owning and controlling them So like there's that aspect And also the fact that this is where they belong. This is exactly the game. They always play franchise. Yeah, yeah. They shouldn't be in the boardroom. They should be here.

They always play franchise. And there's no black people on their team. And they wave everybody. And they can't win. They cannot win. But it's the principal. God damn it. They're fucking 33rd in the conference.

But they're like, there's not a single Negro here. We are proud white team in Atlanta. My friend would play the old Madden games solely to injure. fucking Tom Brady And he got one injury that he broke his arm, he broke his hip and he couldn't have a career anymore.

And he fucking sent me a video of it. We were like in 11th grade and he was like I fucking finally did it and it was a career ending injury in the game. And I was like that's crazy. That is top tier hater energy.

I called him. I called him. That is insane. That would be like me buying like guitar hero and like playing as Imagine Dragons and flubbing every song. Just to live out the fantasy of them ruining their lives. They suck. You suck. You make a game where Imagine Dragons. You mod them into GTA and then kill their fucking songwriter so their career goes down to dream.

Kill their families. That would be fun actually. Oh, man. That is so insane. If I knew how to mod on that level, man, that would be something. Dude, being a hater is such a unique thing, dude. It is. I always, I'm, I'm half impressed.

Like, I'm half like how, but then I'm also half impressed. It's like, wow, the dedication is crazy. But then I'm like, how do you have the time to do this? Like, oh, you really don't like this person? It's mostly adults, because I'm like, how do you have the time to fucking dedicate this much hatred to something? Like, don't you have, like, you have to work. You have to eat, you probably have a significant other, probably. You know, most, I think most people do.

You got to give up that girl. It's like the time you have to, and it's like, oh, your hobby, everything you do, like, instead of playing video games and watching stuff, you're just hating. Like, it's crazy. I love it, dude. One more. Yeah, one more question. Let's go. First is a key, David.

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Dejimon sounds like legit. It sounds like a real character. It does. There is, I think there is a Gigi-Mun. Digital. G-G-G-Mong? Gigi. What? Gigi.

Gag-G-G-G-G-G-I-G-G-I-G-G-I-G-G-G-E-G-G-G-G-G-E. Gigi-Mon. Gigi-G-G-E-G-G-E. Gigi-Mond. Gigi-G-G-E. G-G-E. G-G-G-Mond. No, unfortunately.

Damn. The digital-Mond. The Digimon. Is that when, like, the whole universe collapses on itself. That's two. that's the dog looking at itself in the mirror and being like,

that's me. That's me. And the universe starts cracking it on itself. He wrote and he says a fair few episodes ago, there was talk about going into a blind rage over getting come done. Oh yeah.

Yeah. But if you had to make a choice between getting come down or coming on the face of someone you deeply respect, knowing full well, they will hate you forever. I can do that.

I respect a lot of people I don't I'm the exact opposite I can part with people I can part with one I can part with one yeah I don't respect I really respect to the Shaquille O'Neal

all bust on them easy I yeah easy I would it Devin Towns it wouldn't even be a contest Yeah I'd be like Give him a founding father's wig

That's out of pocket With Kim And it's just curly and just having a like red foreman after I'm not coming on his head and immediately he's so he's so shocked he's just like yay verily

like he just he thinks he's he thinks he's one of them now the curly cum has dawned upon me yay verily force he starts disabling and shaking

and he turns into a he starts he shambles he shambles and shakes into a fucking shakes yeah He starts shaking that fucking tall vampire, that's a vampire to masquerade looking ass,

nigger dog. He's so clearly never been seen in daytime. Yeah. Yeah. That's why he's so good at me as he's been around forever. I think he's one of the most impressive people I've ever seen. I think there are some people that walk among us that are absolutely like, you know, famous monsters.

I truly believe that. That nigga is sanguine. That is a vampire. I truly believe that because when I see certain people, like I was just think, I think Neil Patrick Harris kills people. Yeah? You look at Kenneth Copeland.

You know, I was like, oh, that's a real demon. Yeah. The church guy. No, he is. With like the porcelain eyes? Yeah, yeah. Like, I was like, this is, like, I don't normally believe in, but some people, like, Devin Townsend, we talk about, uh, possibly, because, uh, um, um,

Devin Townsons is like an aloo card kind of figure to me. Yes. Like that. Like, I feel like, I'm like, oh, that's, his dad was a vampire. His dad was, his dad was the worst, but he's like amazing. Yeah. He's like, I don't want to hurt people because I'm cool. Yeah.

I just want to make me. I just want to make music change the world with my sounds. And yeah, Kenneth Copeland, there's a few other account at the top of my head. Weird Al, maybe. He's, I feel like Weird Al's from the Fay realm. Like, he actually is a favorite. I was still thinking about people that I respect that I would come on. Oh, yeah.

I could not come on Weird Al. I don't even love him like you do, but I could never do that. I feel like that's so rude. I feel like that he might even. He would, he would make a. Does he have kids? Of course. I think he'll just come on you right back, right?

You know? He'd have a flower And he would be full of gum He's not a clown I feel like he doesn't have genitals I feel like weird out of such an innocent creature He's like an innocent creature He's like a Ken doll that came to life

I was like I want to make silly things I don't think he has kids I don't think I saw him I think I saw him get his star I think Oh cool I have a vague memory of this That's cool he deserves it

No dick Yankovic. Oh, man. This is unfortunate. You guys that they called him? Weird cock. I don't remember this is my memory. Swirles up. Weird.

It's like a spiral. Weird cock, Yanka dick. It's like a spiral pasta. It's like a fucking. That actually goes perfectly with weird, weird cock Yanca Dick. Yeah, he does have a weird cock. It's spiraling and then you pull it and then it goes back to me early.

It's like a big tail. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He just damages them so bad. of how fucking weirdly the idiot is. Yeah, no, but the main point is that, like, I could not get come down. I couldn't do it. Yeah, because I would be put in jail

because I would kill the person. I would hurt. Yeah. If I came on somebody, it would be really... Who would it be? Who would I come on? Who would I be, hurry up.

Who would it be? Who do I respect? That would be a woman I respect. That has to be at least one. I'm... Ava Braun. Who do I respect? That's fucking crazy.

Yeah. Who I respect. You respect. You respect. You respect. You respect. You respect. You have a poster of her.

Stop. He has a Farrah Fawcett poster of Ava. Stop. Stop it. Yeah, stop. Fucking pinup calendar. A pinup. Pinup of Aver.

Do you think Nick Friend, like, do you think those people have, like, pinups of, like, Nazis? I think they have pinups of, like, Gerbils in, like, a speedo. I forgot his name is gerbils.

I think I'm pronouncing it wrong. Joseph, well, it. Goebles? It looks like Goebles, but everyone I've seen, they say they pronounce it like gerbils and I assumed it's just like a rainbow sherbert

thing where there is no you know it says sherbet it's spelled sherbet there's no two rs in it yeah it's like how everyone calls him Hassan piker you know what is he it's like piqueur or something I'm not kidding

Haysen piquet I think it's Hassan piquet or something you're probably right because piker is like in an American way there's no way his name is piker yeah they don't they don't That is not how they pronounce words over there. Yeah.

But even that's like that's... Hassan Abiyu Perka. It's weird. They named it Turkey, but are there turkeys there? That's the one place where they don't pardon the turkeys for Thanksgiving, actually. Who would I come on? I think I come on. There has to be someone I like really respect that's a woman.

Who do I respect? He's really trying hard. Samis? No. The voice actor? I can think of a person. I can think of a person. pretty large number.

You start. Kim Swift. Gloria Estefan. Taylor Swift. I love her. I don't respect her, though. Okay. It's weird. Kim Swift designed portal, by the way. She's like a game design. If I come on a woman that I find attractive, then it's like, that's not fair.

Okay, so then what are you doing? Suzanne Boyle. Do you respect Susan Boyle? No. You don't respect the... Oh, me, ma'am. Yeah, I was like, that's not... I don't care how good that voice is, bro.

What I mean, you know That shit is like, look, look, man, I'm Be honest, that's a milly-vanilly thing You know what I mean? What are you saying? What I'm saying is you would need like a better face Yes, somebody else She would be in the background like Freaky Friday

With fucking Jamie Lee I was going to say Jamie Lee Peterson I was going to say Jamie Lee Peters Oh, okay What's the fuck is her name? Jamie Curtis Jamie Curtis She's shredding on the alleged guitar

And Lindsay Lowhan's like pretending on stage Uh-huh Yeah Like stuff like that Okay, I would... Susan Boyle, I mean, come on, our name is Susan Boyle. Let's be real. It's an ugly name, unfortunately.

Yeah, that sucks. That's what sucks, too. Kingston. I'm out to fight again. That's so stupid. What about... Lady Gaga? You don't respect any female artist.

Why would I respect why? When the male artists are better. Whitney Houston? Yeah. Okay. Any Winehouse? None. Okay.

Kendrick Lamar. Would you come on, Kendrake Lamar? No, man. Was he too short? Yeah, I think you'd miss? He just go right over his head. Fuck. Sorry, dude. I got, I got your DNA.

I'm a cum, gaza. I'm a cum gaza. Rehagated. Like, fool's hard. I hate gay people. That's pretty good. It sucks me. Yeah.

I wish he revealed. I, Kendrick Kumar does this all the time where he releases a snippet of a song that's fucking amazing and then he doesn't release the whole song. He's been doing that for all of his albums and I want to punch him for it. Yeah. So people are saying about my music. That's what I do with my music if it's not nearly as good. Yeah.

Like, freaking, um, the all right music video, the beginning of that song is so, fuck. We're going to be all right. We're going to be all right. We're going to be all right. Ian Maaschong, we're going to be all right. And when I wake up, we're going to burn lots of niggas with, uh, damn, right. I was just like, how can I? I was trying to be.

I was trying to be offensive, but not too offensive on the fly. I know you say. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, I was like, because you want to let it fly. Yes, it's one of my gifts. That's great. If you can balance that, do that medium, rock, that tightroop, that's good, man. But yeah, he all does that.

Sometimes I'm like, I said something I should have said. That should have been a good song, but he stopped. And I'm like, yeah, it would have been good. But, yeah, that, I will say, though, I like him, but like that cadence is so, it's so nerdy. You don't like it? Like, it's such a, oh, no. He didn't just flow like a bar in. But he's, yeah, I know, but like he's, like that.

Got a little hole in me. It's like a, I don't even know. It's like a duck being shaking There's something so like Unstable about it's like it makes sense Are you fucking serious? Yeah I'm dead serious Kendrick that's his last name

Mark Duckworth Yeah Dickworth What is he like Is he like the fourth nephew? What fuck is that? That's the fourth nephew Black people have dumbass fucking names

Huey Dewee Louis Huey Louie and Kendrick Oh they are they actually Duckworth? I think they are They are right. I don't know.

It just sounds like a fucking duck name. If I was naming a duck cartoon character, I would name him Duckworth. Duckworth. Yeah. Yeah. That's insane. Kendrick K. That is actually crazy.

Duckworth. Hendrick K. Kendrick K. Kendrick K. Top dog. Lamar. Duckworth. What else there?

Dave Lighty. Dave Lydie. Did you know hear about him when he was still KDot? Were you hearing about him back then when he was just KD? No. So the first thing I ever heard was in Section 80, it was like that. the song called him and goes like fuck that I like to have some sex

nigger fuck that I know the penis in his ass I know every work that I forgot what that song is called but like I was like I heard that I was like No it's not Nova Kane No no no it's not that Nicka fuck that I know it's not I know it's not called

ADHD ADHD ADHD ADHD It's ADHD I was like oh this a vibe I was like this guy I already knew when you when you heard I was like oh this guy's He's coming up I heard him I heard him in overly dedicated in 2012, 13

or maybe 11 actually. No, it had to be before that because 2012 was could get mad city. Yeah, so I heard overly dedicated and I was like, oh,

I heard this song he made with Schoolboy Q and I was like, oh, this is a really good song. But he was still Kendrick, I think, because before that he was

Kayd out like in 2009. Yeah, I didn't, my homies brought him up and I was like, who the fuck is this fuck is this fucking. Hey doc.

Who the fuck is this tiny ass tally nigga? Like, who is this guy? I'm going to listen to anyone named Kado. Kada. But he was even good then,

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Dude, his music was so fucking bad, bro. I don't know. I really can't understand. It was radio music. It's unfortunately... Because they had other stuff to reference. That's what made it crazy for me, because they could reference when he...

He was great right there. It was right there to reference. And then he was making shit. And I was like, what is happening? Well, think about what did you like the most about Eminem when you think about it? Or let's just say like, I guess the people, the zeit guys. Oh, I know what I like, but I get it. Yeah.

I think I feel like, well, I guess even myself, I just feel like he was such a, a lot of his, the flow was good. But like the way he would tell even like fake stories. Yeah. It was like there was like it was just so fucking entertaining. And after a while it really seemed like to me like he ran out of shit to say. I liked when he was using just the fucking weird beats. Just like the weird fucking instrumentals. Every album he had some weird like people would be if you ever looked at like beat websites with Eminem style beat and it would be some wacky shit.

Yeah, some wacky shit. Something that it works. We would never. I would never in a million years think I'm going to write something over this and then Eminem would do it. Right. Like if you think about the mind. What was it? the I'm Slim Shady

whatever that song's called That fucking beat Bam bam bam bam bam bum bum Do Dre make that beer That was before Dre? I feel like that can't be Dre I don't think you make Specifically it's Dre

You think that? I feel like specifically They would be because like that's a hint of tally in it I get that's what you hear Really? Not exactly For me I just think about like the stuff that he did by himself

And it's not like that Nothing's like that's not like it That's true That would be my assumption That is true I just on on Dre's catalog and all the beats that usually, you know, distributes. I think he makes those things for him.

Specifically for him, maybe. Like, this is this. He would kill on this. I love Eminem for how much, his songs that were about feeling were a lot of, like, I love Stan. I fucking love that song. So I still fucking like that song. But it was about a lot of feeling. But then the songs where he would rap about some wild shit, it would be so entertaining

here in his lyrics. That's what that's it. That's it. Because it would be so. No one would say wild shit like he would the same way he would. I think that was where he would. Like he excelled that so much. Yeah.

Yeah. Like when he would, when he would call somebody in F slur, it would be such a fucking magical lead up into someone getting called a slur at the end. He, or when he was with D12, it would be this insane playoff. It was literally just.

Like the way they would all play off each other would be like how we talk to each other, but they're rapping. That was the whole point of it. And I was just like, the point of that was just like the homies, the shit that they say to each other, let's just put it in songs. And one thing that I realized about him specifically,

he was probably one of the first hip-hop artist that I was like, oh, this is like a movie to me because I would be, and I don't, not watching a music video, I am picturing everything that he's saying. I'm picturing criminal is one of my favorite ones. Criminals, great. Like, you just

Pacturing everything that's happening, everything that he's saying. Homosexual? Like it's, homosexual. Criminal's good, yeah. Homosexual. You goddamn right. That was, is that Eminem show or? That's a, one. That's like the last track, I think, actually.

Is it? It might be. I don't remember it was the ending. I don't remember the LP in like front to back. I know all the songs, but I don't remember front to back. I know a lot of like, oh, uh, but even that beats fucking crazy. That beats like weird.

It's a fucking. It's such a weird criminal. I wish he worked with the alchemist more. It makes me really sad to him and him and alchemist never really worked together. Yeah. Yeah. Because the alchemist is, I think he's the best beat. I mean, people would say it was,

I think the best are like, you're going to be. People are not going to like this. I think it's Kanye, the Alchemist, and I think Dre are the best beatmakers. I think Kanye is good, but he's good at, like, I think he's good at sampling, let me honest. But I think, but they're still sampled beats. But yeah, I agree. I agree. I think he makes such.

He was unbelievably good at sampling. And what really sucks is that even now, he samples really well, but he never says anything. Like, all of the shit he said. It makes, like, being a fan of his for, like, nearly 20 years makes me so sad hearing his music because it's Kanye come so bad now like it used to be like a it used to be like a it's a

it's especially bad all falls down is like like undoubtedly amazing rap song and this comparison to she makes now and it's like whoa it's the same year yeah that's kind of why the yeah I mean I guess it's different but like I mean that's kind of why like I look at like the conversation around these these people and I look at like Eminem

and I look at like Kanye and I'm like it's worse but like it's fine like I don't know like I feel like the way people treat Eminem as if he's fallen like as far as Kanye has I was like I don't think so at all

I think he's fallen farther but I think Kanye's music is not even like it's not even like the same person rapping like Kanye it's like that's not even Kanye West anymore well yeah he's because he's literally insane like but he's literally deranged right but my problem for M is that Eminem is just not

he's still technically a good rapper but what he was good at he does not do anymore. Yeah. Yeah, I think at all. Like, even remotely, that's like not even like, I think the thing I hate,

I'm rapping about being, I'm rapping really fast and it's like, yeah, dude, but like you used to rap about like shit that was actually funny, but very well always cared. But people say, but like most of the stuff that he does

isn't fast, really. No, it became that. It's just rap guy. It definitely, it definitely he was not, he could rap fast, but he could do it,

but it wasn't really that common. He almost literally never did. But it became that. my thing. I think the thing that I just like most about it is just like, uh, Kit Katz and a pick pack and a yeah, that flow. I was like, what the fuck is this? Yeah. He didn't do so do this. No, it's, it's, it's an annoying cadence that is just like really irritating. And I, like, because until, like, every time I listen to a new Eminem song, even if I don't like it that much, I like it until that cadence comes in. I think it's like fine and then that and then it's like,

what are you doing? It's like, stop doing this. And it's funny because there's a song on that new album that's like from I like like like a long time ago like literally like it's like from and you can hear it's like oh there's no like there's no like there's none of that shit in it it's just like oh this was fun I always got a weird just like weird beat that makes no sense I'm like this is yeah yeah this is what I want out of this the hasten shady rap cadence is what he did best like that cadence of rap is what he does really best where he's like he gives you like four bars and there's like You're stupid. I'm going to kill you with a gun.

Yeah. Like, I just think about like, I sit back with these packs, a pack is zigzags and this bag and this weed that gives me the shit needed to be like, I was like just riding on this shit. I'm writing. I'm not his stammering with this whatever he's doing.

I feel like I'm not like. It's perfectly written off the word. It's not the best flow. Like it's not like Jay Z's flow, which is the only thing I think he really excels that. He has an amazing flaw. I think that's like his one trait that I think he's, I think he's a better mascot from Marlboro than he was a rapper.

Fine. That's crazy. Look, man. Say what you want about him. Or camels. I think he has an amazing. It's good, but then like. Camels.

I don't know. You hear Renegade and you're like, oh. You know, he's kind of worse. He's kind of worse on that. What's Renegate again? Renegate with Jay Z and M. And they're rapping on the same song together. I don't even remember that.

Is that an older song? Must be. Wow. You never heard reggae? You turn your heads like, ow. I'm the man of the hour. I don't remember. I don't remember that song.

I'm trying to remember. I can't remember the lyrics exactly. Triple long tons of don't even mess me now. It's like renegade. And it's like, I don't remember. I don't know. It's hard to remember that.

Because I feel like Jay-Z's from the boom-bap era, and I feel like that's what they had. Like the boom-bat era was about the flow. Like you would flow your raps out really well, then you would say something consciously. Yeah. Wouldn't put it on the radio. Sweet, where are you?

When are you releasing your debut record? I respect hip hop so much to ever try to rap out, honestly. I'm being very honest. I'm terrible at rapping. So I respected too much even if you think so. Yeah, but what if you thought that you were good at it? Like,

what if I thought of good at it? Well, that's not me. What if you believe? That's a different guy. What if you believed in yourself? Yeah, what if you were like,

what if you were like, what if you were like, what if you were like, well, I wouldn't be doing this right now. I'd be doing something else. You'd be dead. Oh yeah, I would have a fool.

I would have. it to a plane engine. We would have shot you out of the sky at this point. It would be like Jack Skellington being shot by the flack cannons. It would constantly just be upscaling how ridiculous a shit involving me would be. You'd be like, all right, Kingston, so fly up to that building and then jump off and then before you took it off. No, if you could fly, you wouldn't be flying for long.

Why is that? Because you'd be shot, you'd be taken down. They would unleash the anti-air. Yeah, yeah. We can't have one of them flying. That's not allowed. It would be like, there would be like a. Reverse Iron Dome around Kigston.

Just the fucking homing beacon. You put me in a facility like other ones like you. You know what I mean. Buddy. Buddy. Bucco. Yeah. Anyway, let's get the fuck out of here.

Let's do it. Let's see. Let's look at our audience. Yeah, my conservative fly thing. Remember, you want to ask questions? This will be the end of the August thread. There will be, there will be, yeah, the end of the show. Forever.

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You ever tried to drink the earth? Right? Just like going to a river and lay down. Yeah. Count me down. Oh, did you see fucking ludicrous drinking from a glacier? What the fuck are you talking about? So ludicrous.

You know, the... That's fucking ludicrous. Chris? You're looking at the guy you're doing it to do it. That is the way to go out, though, isn't it? Point blank RPG? Put it on his chest. So there's no way you miss at all.

How does that work? Let it go off at all? It'll probably just go straight through you. It'll probably let it. Or would it just like push you back? And then the thing will just be kind of like... Yeah, it'd probably push you back and then blow up. Is the whole thing it was supposed or is just the tip explosive?

The tip is the explosive. So if I somehow grabbed all the problems? Yeah, apparently... That's how, I'm pretty sure that's how all, like, airborne explosives work. I don't think the whole thing is necessarily a bomb. I think some of it is just a deliberate. I think the tip explodes and then the back is like shrapnel. It's meant to explain.

I could be wrong, though. There could be like a... Sounds like a penis. There could be like a military expert who's a... who's like, these guys are so dumb. I'm gonna kill them. When I fucking lose my mind finally and kill people, I'm gonna laugh to them.

All right, count me down. Well, wait, hold on, count him down, and then I'll, and then I'll count you down and count me down again. Okay, three, two, one. Three, two, one. Three, two, one. Fuck.

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Three, two, one. I need you to count me down at this point, though. Sold my virginity. Then I count you down, you count him down. Yes. Okay, all right, go. Three, two, one. Three, two, one.

Three, two, one. Three, two, one. Three, two, one. Okay. Sold my virginity for a, for a luffy sticker. Chris on his deathbed. Chris. Terrible fucking joke.

Sure, someone killed themselves. It's so stupid. One guy was like, I need one more thing to upset me than I'm fucking dumb. That was it. And he was like, this is it. It was so stupid. Why was he drinking from a glacier? Oh.

For the minerals. Because he's a fucking idiot. And everybody was like, there's a music video where he had like, you know, prosthetic hands on really big. And everyone's like, oh, this is clearly him after he drank from the glacier because he has every fucking disease. Ancient disease. He's got fucking colonies of microbes swelling his hands.

He's probably strong. It's either either or you die fast. It's like the ancient food and dinosaurs. You drink the dark spawn blood. You know what I mean? Either you either. I don't want to. I don't want to deal with it.

You're dead as shit. I don't want to deal with an insin. When the guy ran off, the one dude that. Dude, he was like rational. Like in Dragon Nets origins, right? There are people called gray wardens. The great wardens, they have to ingest the blood, the flesh of one of the fucking, the dark spawn.

The dark spot, like the monsters. And then the guy's going over it telling you what happens. And one guy has a very rational, oh, I don't want to potentially die or become damn near like a witcher that's fucking crazy. And he's trying to run off. And your lieutenant murders him. Shanks the shit out of him. Because he's like, I don't want to do this anymore. This is fucked up, you know?

And he's like, sorry, son. Like, essentially that is the, like, what is the point of killing that guy? Like it's like what there was literally no point to killing after murder it It's not like unless like what are they keep have the power It's not even a secret way that's what I'm saying That's how you create gray wardens That's like that's a known thing and people don't want to do it So yeah yeah that's how they don't know people don't know they create great

Apparently so the whole I was just like oh to you find people that know it But I was like you can find people in that crazy world that would be like I'll drink this so I can have a connection to the dark spot and know where they are Because that's the whole point you'll have a connection you know where they are and you're supposed to fight the blight why do you have to trick people into doing it occurring to me now how hyper specific this podcast is about like how much like this would be a perfect podcast for somebody who's like who loves bioware

and rap and politics and yeah and that's a lot of business these are these are good we're very bio ware oriented I realize that we're very bio ware very gears of war yeah we're very red dead dead dead 2000s game oriented. 2000s video games are our specialty.

I thought about this. I was like, okay, could somebody take this to an average person and could they enjoy this? And I'm like, maybe they can enjoy an episode. But like not the because they have to know gaming. They have to understand maybe at least understand gaming to a certain extent. And then maybe get interested in gears. Get interested in Red Dead. Get interested in maybe some fireworks.

That's terrifying. Are you serious? He's watched a few of our podcasts. So he's heard me make fucking like, eh, it's me lily. Yeah, probably.

That's crazy. I agree it does it again. I know. He's already heard it. It's all right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She does fucking sound like to the morning. That's fucking so annoying. I agree. But it's the idea is that like, I think our podcast is for, I don't know. It's, if you don't take things seriously,

we're a good podcast listen to, but if you take things seriously, this is a terrible podcast. Oh yeah, like truly. awful. I've heard, I've heard truly off.

Because if I was like, if I really cared about politics and that's it to our podcast. Oh yeah. You'd be, you'd be curious. Why in Christ's name would you be listening to us

if we cared about politics? But it's by a happenstance. Right. You guys have a, have a trailing of politics. Sure. I can talk very seriously about politics. You guys don't fuck with that shit much anymore.

Yeah. But like you guys definitely had to be people coming in like, I want to hear them be mad about, what the fuck? You're talking about sucking dick? What's going on? But that always wilds male.

There's a political show that I listen to called Cognitive Dissidents, but they're also a comedy show because they're always making each other laugh. And they've had throughout the years, they've been going for like a fucking 15 years or something. They're like, it always boggles my mind when there's people that talk shit to us to write in and say, all you guys do is laugh all the time. You're like, yeah, because we're best fucking friends, asshole. And we want to have fun talking about horrible shit. And I was just thinking of that person. The fuck do they want to listen to? They want to listen to some asshole just like

Things are dire Some people The Republicans have made a little Traction and I'm like I want to fast like I can listen to for an I'm not that kind of person because So but I think what happened There's a degree of not

Making things serious enough In the political world at times On especially especially on our side of things Where I think nothing is seriously enough Well the thing is just no one's Transparent about like the obvious fact which is, you know, we'll sit here and we'll have our opinions and we're strong about them.

I think we feel strongly about them. But we will also come out and tell you, this is not a policy, this is not a source that you should be going to. Oh, two million percent. But the difference is like you will never hear that from like a Shapiro or like a fucking, you know, any of these people, you know, they think that they are genuinely an arbiter of like genuinely good information who should be the source of people's primary argument. Like that's not where you should be

We're telling you straight up honestly That's not where you should be here for Yeah You know We have opinions that are ours And the best thing you can do is Figure out what you believe And then involve yourself in local government

100% That's what you should do That is a fact That is the fact that I'm telling you should do For sure I think also When you're consuming Political information

I think there should always be something You know Control the one thing That always remains the same No matter where you hear it from So you can be like this is probably more true than not. And I feel like most people don't do that, right?

It's the one thing. Say you do an experiment and there's a control and an experiment. There needs to be that one thing when you're testing different things. This one thing has not budged. This is not changed. Yeah. So that's the problem with all the politics. People just say random shit and just fucking lie about shit.

So you're like, oh, I'm trying to figure this out. Like that's what that was me when I was younger before I was like. You were just a liar? Of course. But also when I was younger about politics, I just didn't know where anyone really stood exactly, you know? It was more in a grain in the sand now than then, like, obviously like, oh, Democratic people were more or less gay. Or gay people, I guess. And I was like, ew.

But as I got old, I was like, okay, my beliefs are these things and these people used to once upon a time try to fight for them. Now they're saying they are and I kind of agree with them. Yeah. You know, because I hate a Democrat. If I talk about this stuff, I usually try to talk about like why people think the way they think. Or like why people, like, oh, people are. absorbing the patterns that emerge. I don't necessarily try to talk super

didactically. I think people should like also try to have fun. You know, like I think because the podcast I mentioned again, I just name dropped. They, uh, hold on. The podcast, they were legs. The podcast that I name dropped, they give very serious

and very critical information. They're always trying to, uh, um, they're always trying. The fuck are you drawing, man. We only should do. we should have a, we should get a camera. I'm gonna try and get, I'm gonna get,

I'm gonna be an overhead. And overhead. You can't make it spin too. Like in Westfield. Yeah, I did that for a video once. You did? I taped my camera.

I was saying real quick. Yeah, so it started off being like, it was gonna, I was gonna draw a penis. I drew a Costco child on our little, we have a little whiteboard on the, on the desk for people who just listen. Deceitfully,

it's like, you know when people, you know when people will draw something. The food of the thing? Yeah. And I was like, this is so disrespectful. I love that so much. That shit is great. That made me so mad.

It's like, you are so rude to me as a person doing that. I knew what that was. You're going to tell to show me it's not. You're going to, like, yeah, it's so obviously. I love that. That's great. All right. Let's get back to reading.

Have fun. Chris on his deathbed, all right, let's get the fuck out of here. Kingston curbsombing a baby with Link's iron boot. Just letting you know that there is an. What is it? M&M cart racing game? Oh, cool. It's probably not good.

I have Dick... What, Dick Lick... I have Dick Lixia. Drink me some bleach boys and free my soul. I want to get tossed in a fucking hole. Hell yeah. The Kiwi, who spent the last six months binging the snark tank

and now has a golf ball-sized hole in his frontal lobe. Making Rex rail the racism from Ashley for 48 hours. I'm playing Mass Effect to One right now. And I'm probably going to go through the entire trilogy.

And then maybe I'll move on to a... Maybe I'll try Dragon Age. Nice. I thought you were going to say fucking Andromeda. I was like, damn. No.

No, I... I really hated Andromeda so totally. Like, so completely in every way that I really... I don't think I could find anything redeeming about it.

I feel you. I tried again a few months ago and I you know I quit pretty I just I really wanted to just maybe this isn't as bad as I remember it yeah it had been so long it had been so long that like let's yeah characters on industry the combat is okay that's all I can say our friend yeah one of our friends is just about as big a fan as you and he played that game for one day and he came out he was just sad for the rest of the week remember who's this whisk because he came out on his birthday literally that's right he literally he's like another insane mass effect

as well and it's just like he's like hi berfted in me fuck he literally we saw him the next he were like how's the game he was like i just i'm just gonna stay home today guys you're like let's go out let's go get a food yeah he was devastated he was like a friend died or something i mean yeah it's kind of literally i've been there it's more than a friend i've been there i was there on on halo five release day yeah i was just watching just do we all have a game that was like we came out and it just broke our hearts probably yeah for me was king of march three i played red dead then i played that game when you were denial about it for a while too.

I was playing it. I thought I liked it. I thought I liked it. And then Gabby was like Kingston, are you sure you having fun? And I looked at her with tears in my eyes. And I was like, I'm not. I'm really sad. You can't play a game like Redden and didn't play that game.

It's just that is not the way he did. That is not the way he do that. Go back and try it again. Oh, dude, you know what I'm pumped about though? I forgot like Kimmelian mentioned this. This is very specifically like a Chris thing. But they're coming out with a Legacy of Kane, Soul Reaver remastered. It was like leaked because I think it was like a toy fair.

There was like a figure of Azre, Raziel, I think. I can't remember what his name exactly. That's the main character, right? Of, yeah, Legacy of Kane. That's really cool. Right now with Ram Trucks Declaration of Deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 2026. Ram,500 Big Horn crew cab, 4x4 for 369 a month, for 39 months, with 4,99

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Perfect. That's like the last thing that I needed from like the PS1 that hasn't been like brought forward was like Legacy Cane and Croc, Legend of the Gobbo. I'm super excited about that because I have the shitty fucking ports on Steam and you know Yeah

You get it on themes don't know it's gone You can't bridges it in the one scene right? You probably can You probably can because they're all like a dollar Yeah but they run ter it's like the original Tomb Raider games Yeah it's just like you wouldn't Yeah it's like oh

There's so many old steam keys that exist that I wish I could just get Because I don't have the keys I wish I could use a steam key to be able to play the games Because you put the key and you can get the game But you can't go on a page and buy them anymore Don't you just God give me some legend of dragoon though man Like, fuck, you just said that.

Wait, didn't you just fucking modier? I mean, it's hacked too, but I want to play it on my computer, you know? I haven't done that yet for my thing. I'm just, I'm too, like, looks like too much. I bet it's really not that long of a deal, man. It's like a 25 minute, half an hour process if you pay attention. It just feels like a lot. It's really not.

It's like, I kid you not. It's really quick. I would rather, I would pay somebody to do that for me. I want to do it, but I, dude, I don't got a new PC and out of nowhere. I've tried everything. the audio keeps. So first I thought, dude,

it's all these mods that he keeps in. No, it's not. I don't know what's doing it. I haven't, I have not. I'm squirting in old face. I tried to download 40 gigs of RAM.

No, this new PC. I have not been fucking with everything right now except for one nude mod or whatever. Yeah. I overclocked my PC

and have everybody and everything gets closed up have a dick and it just it doesn't work for some reason. I don't know

everything has a dick. My recycling bin has a dick. My start menu has a dick. My computer's fucking screaming. What's wrong with it? And it's all Unreal Engine. It's an Unreal Engine Moking. It's an Unreal Engine 5 penis rendered in real time. That reacts to physics. So if you drag the folder around it, like it like reacts. I don't know what's around my computer is. I was about to takeoff. You see fucking, you see fire.

I'm trying to figure out what's actually wrong with it, though. I thought it was like a driver issue with the audio. That happened to me at first, too. I had some weird thing where my audio wasn't coming out of my speakers correctly. I got to get those. I was just dropping off. I was just dropping off.

Do you use a PS5 controller on your PC? No, not anymore. I figured out how to change that. Wasn't that fucking irritating? It was really stupid. It was happening with PS4 as well, actually. It's worse with PS5

because PS5 has a mic on it. So then it does the same thing but with your microphone. So stupid. I couldn't put it on the front ones. I had to put it in the back and it would work for some reason. But it's really fucking stupid.

It's really stupid. But I had, what was I doing? So it wasn't working. So Lily had to go on to my computer, look up all my drivers, remove like most of them, then re-download two separate drivers to make the audio work directly. Yeah, I've, so far I've tried everything. I've updated everything that's possible because, you know, the real tech's fucking trash. Yeah.

That's what you got to deal with. Yeah, that's what I have right now. Yeah, so it's like I've tried that and it's just the audio keeps cutting out. It just keeps dropping. I got to get a new fucking. It just out of fucking nowhere. For me, it was just like sometimes I'd put my headphones in

and then my audio wouldn't work at all anymore. Yeah. And I'm like, what the fuck's going on? And I try to use like, there's no audio coming out of my computer for a while it was happening. And I thought it was just me. But people were like, oh no,

this kind of just happens sometimes. Yeah. It's like go in, remove all your audio drivers and then put them back in and hopefully it works. Yeah, I'm, fuck, I tried that. I've tried everything. I actually got new, um, because my motherboard,

I had some drivers from my early. this year, put them in, didn't do anything. I can't figure it out. Like, it's fucking insane. I've tried everything that I, I can't, I, right now, I'm at the world, I'm like, are you, are you motherfuckers just going to have to give me a new motherboard? I'm just wondering, because I, it's, I've tried everything. The only thing that I think is the only thing that I did differently recently was just

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My wife said I don't get to do you out of house anymore. Yeah, I'm sure, like... Why is my second account full of stuff like this? I bet not liking anything like that guy, I imagine like that it should actually his house. That's great. At some point, years ago, I thought he was a normal person and I'm like, oh, this guy's insane. Elon, uh, Elon, e longing Dick Musk in his mouth. Yeah.

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like you wake up one day and you can't control what you're doing and you do a column line because a rat is pulling your hair under your hat. And you're trying to have a shirt on for some reason.

Wait a minute, wait a minute. He was up when you wake him with a hat. That is crazy. That poor kid. That poor kid. Didn't even mean to do it.

They didn't even know that you could see it in the footage if you look closely. If you look closely You can see the rat. Stupid fucking rat. Stupid Remy. Remy Bucks a Plenty or whatever the fuck is name.

Remy Bucks of Plenty is from what you are from a... I think the rat's lip, uh, um, um, Leboe. Leboe Lbeau. Bermot is fucking gambit. It's gambit. Yes. It's a tiny gambit. Please, you have to believe me.

When I shot up that school, there was a tiny gambit on my head pulling my hair and thus controlling all of my motor functions. Connecticut. And the cops like... my hair and then he can control me. And the cops like, yeah, sure, mona me. And you see you look closely at the cop. The cop says moot of me.

And then you see it's gambit. Gammon is controlling. Yo, the court concede of that movie is actually insane. Like, we really, like, you really let a lot go. Either that guy is like, has no will. Because Toy Story is like, okay, what if toys were real and they were high and it's like, okay. And obviously fantastical, obviously not possible.

but you know in the mind of a kid plausible fun plausible yeah awesome you know that pulling your hair doesn't make you fucking do anything

oh you fuck ow what the fuck out I think the combination of Remmy sitting on his head activating some sort of neurons what is the science somebody needs to dissect the science of Rattitui

so we have a clear answer to this that's funny that's so preposterous yeah there's all these fucking like chemicals coming off of me like these pheromones It's the rat, the rat being on his head in general. Has a rat been on your head?

No, it's true. I mean, that's true. I don't know what that experience is like. Exactly. So, like, maybe there is, maybe there is a plausible way. Maybe the only people that sleepwalk are people who have rats. A rat hijacks you for, like, a brief period of the night. Bingo.

You go and you fucking do the parachuting. Is that a rats out of your head? Bingo. If I was a ratatooie rat, I would make people do crazy shit and then abandon them in the middle of it. I would make people have. have gay sex and then fuck you're gonna do you're gonna do it soon you have gay sex and be like I was gonna make yeah dudes that are so upset about gay people I would make them fuck like I would make them really accustomed I'd make Jim bros get panked fucking brutally I would make them really accustomed to a specific

skill I would I would stay dedicated to a person and I would like stay on their head for for months and they would be like a professional like snowboard or whatever yeah and then And we'd go to like the, I don't know, the snowboarding championships, whatever the fuck, who cares? The snow games. Whatever you go like, okay, you got to snowboard down Mount Everest. And then we would start at the top and then right at the top I would jump off. I would just have it. It's up to you now.

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That's your time to shine, but. I want it completely cycle. Raditude, too. Ratatooie. Radatooie. Let's do it. I want the NBA, though. I want to make him in the NBA.

So you jumps real high, then you bailing it. He breaks his legs. Like Kevin Ware. I want to get him like, I want him to like, I want to get him in a situation that's going to be really dangerous for him. Like, like he's fucking, I don't know,

like, he's in a middle of an MMA fight. And then like, I have him. I want to train him to like, he's by the gay and then I jump off and I'm like, have fun dying and he's fighting like friends from Gano. And he's just fucking.

In a cage match? Whaling. And then Gano's like roided up for some reason. Hey, what is this? I didn't sign up for a cage match. He comes out. It's a gonadu. He just, he just, he unfurls like a ball of muscle.

He punches. He punches dense into his head to the point where he looks like both of these people at different points in the fight. There's one frame. There's one plane that he looks exactly like. He was like Jim Balushi for one frame of the fight. He just, that's and then a

brainful body I love the idea of being beat so hard you look different it's so crazy I like it because people also understand

it too like the cartoonish amount of violence that is implied by that guy jumping off the building and turning into ET for a moment

is still so funny it's really it's in the ground he's just amazing it's undeniable you slow the footage down

like that is like that is like that is like that is like that is ET. Like there's no, the guy that jumps looks like, I don't know, looks like. He just looks like a person. He looks like Lyle. Like absolutely not that. And he hits the crowd. It's just like, oh my God. It's like that kid. You know what it's like? Do you remember that we lost this video to time? What? But you remember that video? We're the kid that gets kid. We used to talk about

this video a lot. It's lost the time. There's no way to find it. I have no clue where this thing is at this point. This is video of like, it's really low fidelity, right? And it's, this kid on the street and then some woman kicks him in the shin or something, kicks him in the ass or something, and then it zooms in and he opens his mouth and there's like a high-pitched squeak that like echoes and resonates. But like the kid looks like just a normal like minority child. And then it zooms in and he looks like I'm not even exaggerating. During the zoom and he becomes every kind of person. Yeah, like he looks like a different background, different person. single as it's moving in because the video's been degraded by so many like

saved. Interesting. Wait a minute. I have, you're gonna fucking die when I look. Keep, keep talking amongst yourselves. Wait,

man, I would say dirt read the names, but no, because we're not reading them. Yeah. We'll just make up the names. Uh, big,

blub-la-l-gat-l-l-l-dh. Big, dick, pee-pee. Pussing juice. Yeah, Pussing Juice. Is that the Is that the new Disney

Or whatever? Pussing juice. Pussing juice. I like that. Pussing juice. Also played by Antonio Banderas. He's just making pussy sounds. Pussy sounds just like

I mean, he was making a lot of pussy sounds probably in his paytime. Oh, you did. I'm thinking he's still doing it. You know what I mean? It looks like that at a certain point. Is that a dinosaur or a worm? I don't know. I look up sad puppet... It's a dinosaur.

Sad puppet... Sad puppet meme worm is what I... Is what I searched and I found it. Sad puppet meme worm. If you look up sad puppet meme worm, it's what... But dude, it looks like a normal kid, and then it zooms in, and it's like really out of focus, but it looks like that out of focus. It's crazy. Oh, my God.

Is that video entirely gone? I can't find it. Anyway, uh, Ratatooee, did Columbine. Thanks for your support. Wave dashing at 30 miles per hour in the dead of night. Kevin Durant's feet. Iron Maiden Trooper. You fuck my ass, but I'll fuck yours.

I'll suck you off until my face is blue. Mr. Pants. How to tell you, oh, how do you all feel about Tim Walts as someone from Minnesota? He's pretty good. I feel pretty good about it. Yeah, he seems probably a cool nigger, man. Seems like a real nigger.

You know what I mean? Honestly, the saving grace of the ticket, quite frankly. Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah, it could have been fucking Josh Shapiro or something Where that guy's a fucking Obama clone Or it could have just been fucking It could have been like

We could have had a Kamala Or Kamala Um Kamala Um Kamala Doug funny ticket Uh

I mean I mean I don't know about y'all but You want your vice president to be dressed in his underwear Pretending to be fucking quail man I would have hallucinating That would have look it man And feel like I'm clearly in a coma

and I'm rolling with this. That's basically what I'd be thinking. Yeah, he's like, all right, well, I guess... He doesn't even speak, he just hums the Doug. Yeah, he's... People are explaining, like, this is not exactly Doug. That's not what Doug did. It's like, do do to do do do do do do.

Oh, man. I feel bad for Doug. growing up. Fucking Rogers somehow like the, he's the moderator of the debate of him and J.D. Vance. All right, funny. You got 30 seconds.

How are you going to fix the economy, loser? How are you going to fix the economy, loser? That's an awesome fucking visual. Listen, funny. I'm going to kill you. on the debate stage. Oh my fucking God. All right.

Baller of the first sin. Cardboard pie, spum buffeters. I want to be yours, pretty baby, yours, yours and yours alone. I'm here to tell you,

honey, I'm a fag for the bone. Fag for the bone. I came up with something. I had a schizophrenic moment yesterday where like I was thinking of Annie, the,

You were. Yeah. And I was like, and I had to send it to the group check because I was like, there might be something here. It took me a second because I at first was thinking of like Jay-Z. Yeah. His like, well, no, no, sorry. Actually, no, I wasn't thinking that. I was thinking of, um, I was thinking of the Beatles.

Fucking moron forgot what he was thinking. I actually did. I totally did. Because it's the same thing. I mean, that's such a normal thing to happen. I was thinking of it's a hard cock. Night. Oh, yeah.

I, I, I, I, I understood when you, but then when you, but then I, I understood when you, um, put the, uh, the, uh, the, for us more come. Yeah. Like, it's a hard cock night. More come. It's a hard cock night. More come. And then I, I, I, I saw it way later. And then I put, sucking penis.

We get me. No, that's, I don't know. Yeah. I didn't think of anything. I was like, I had to, like, get it out. Yeah. Because it was just like, I sang it to myself with the shower. Uh, it's a hard cocked.

I just fucking old soapy shit You're like halfway through the show You're like You went to the phone Soaping wet I was like I was like

DRAD like I could hear it sparking As it was type of Oh fuck I gotta get another phone Fuck it was worth it My 16th phone He just can't stop taking notes In the shower

But he doesn't buy the water resistant phone Yeah right Or at least a fucking case He refuses He refuses there's No way in how he'd do that. Like, what a fucking pussy?

Yeah. I'm gonna pay more just for a phone, like, what the fuck? I'm gonna pay $100 more just to the phonegivers this water? It's like, Dad, you buy new phones every week. And it's so much more expensive than just buying one water. You can keep doing what you're doing. Actually, it's dumb, but you can keep doing it. You just buy the right phone.

Dad, my college fund is empty now because of this. Yeah, whatever, bro. Fuck you. Lose a kid. I got a new phone. What do you have, bitch? Flexing on your. You have to work now to pay for my new phone.

Flexing on your own kids with a better phone is crazy. It's like, what do you phone? You got a loser. The one I bought you? The one I bought you a little bit. The one I got her secondhand shop. That phone flips open still, you fucking. Enjoy your iPhone 4S in 2036.

I bet they won't even be able to work then. Yeah, there's no shot. I mean, they barely function now. I have a 6S, and like I try to run Ray Chattel Legends on it, and it's like, It literally cries Like a baby You know the videos of the people Go into the chiropractic like other countries

And it's straight of hitting them with fucking mallets Yeah Fucking scoliosis And I'm like what the What is happening Another perfect encapsulation of how fucked we are As a society There are people that go to those people

They see They see that happening to people Like I want that I want that I want that I saw this old lady getting her neck essentially almost her head detached from her body. He is pulling so hard and she is making

the most unpleasant noises ever. And I'm like, why? And I'm like, listen to this. Like, you cannot as a man let another man make you get that sound. Like. That last.

That last. part where he's just, that's not, that doesn't do anything. That is like, you're doing chiroprone. That's disciplining a child in the 60s. Yeah, that's abused. That's straight up abuse. That is, discipline. My pot roast was two minutes late.

And then he just, yeah. Here you go, wife, I'm gonna beat on you now. And he starts fucking, he does a drag. And he does tatsu-sur-ler. Tat-so's there that fucking goes into fucking show here. You're like, what? I expected dinner Come here

And he does like What the Hulk did the Loki At the In The Avengers He picks her up SPDs are like Zangief Full psyched It's like no my mom's gonna Imagine seeing that

Oh my mom's about to die now Yeah Lady I'm about to give you an atomic buster right now Lady After that I'm gonna do a Tazamaikshin with yaku You better hope you have armor Because I'm fin to kill you bitch I'm gonna kill you good

My roast was lukewarm I don't appreciate that. I will kill you now. Jolly old dipshit. They done turn. White Panther woke. I love that idea, by the way. Freak Bob, White Panther.

The summer is nearly gone, but still no Bunty. I know. I don't know. You just want to say something about winter, but like the only way that I could remember that is if it was like a long time ago. So like. It wouldn't make sense from coming winter so you didn't freeze and shit. from the fucking chili man's.

Yeah, the chili man's. The chili man can. It is a cold of air. Yeah. Especially for an Indian. The summer is nearly gone. He speaks French, right? He must.

It would be crazy to live in Quebec and not speak English. They only speak French and gay. In the main language there, in the main language they're French? I think so. I think so. It's French, English, gay, French, French, English. And then gay. again.

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It's like a bedroom because we slide whistle with a person. what E40 sounds like. He does sound like a slide whistle. He's like an attitude Tim Allen. Oh my attitude Tim Allen

Allen isn't Has somebody done that? Tim Allen's dead, right? Must have been dead, right? Ostensibly. I think he's another one of those fucking assholes

that are like, oh, trans people, right? Or, you know, like he's one. I mean, we don't know that for sure, but most likely. I swear, maybe I'm thinking of a different person, but I felt like he was... Woody Allen.

I might... Back about the men went, and women went stop. And we ignored them. Let's see. Tim Allen. I forgot to spell that... It's something like crazy. I want to see Tim Allen in a wheelchair in a, in a nursing home.

Just... La. He's just barking at everybody that passes by, talking about like fucking Alan wrenches. I fucking hated his... Do you remember when we sat and watched his stand-up? Yeah, Joe's house? No, it was at, um, this was at Olive. When we lived together in Olive.

And we just were sitting bewildered watching it. People were cheering. People were cheering for that, yeah. Just some guy barking and talking about lawn equipment. Did he sell meth? Yeah, it was the cool of the bed. Best thing he's ever did. Yeah.

I liked home improvement, but I was also a child. I hated it. I fucking hit. I was a child. It was wild, how obvious it was that like, because I'm,

I'm white ostensibly, right? Yeah. But I remember specifically watching shows like home improvement and like full house and like these other shows and I remember being like, this feels too white for me. Before I even understood what that meant,

you know, but I felt it. You felt it. I'm not quite like you guys. I was like, this is not fresh prints or the, or the parkers or even Seinfeld. This is not the parker.

This is not the parker. Parkers. The fact that you watch the Parker's bothers me so much. I don't know why that's so shocking to you. Because like the Parkers is such a black show. That's what makes it so crazy. The Parkers was so black parts of my family didn't watch that shit. Because they were like

oh that's too black for me to watch and it's the black people and we're like, oh that's this nigga shit. Yeah. And then Chris fucking nine year old Chris is like I can't see a professor Ogilvie and Rick and Miss Parker ended together. It's like what the fuck it's happening? I really was excited. I was hope they did end up at the end.

I have a very strong nostalgic associations with that. UPN? Yeah, UPN 9. What is it? Undoubtedly produced for niggas. That's a UPA. It was very black oriented. Historically, they said underpaid niggas.

That was historically what we knew was. Underpaid nicks. Because they ain't paying them as much as fucking a Bob Saggett and shit. You know what I mean? Bob Siggott. Yeah. I always like, I thought it was Bob. Sage.

Sage. It should have been. Because I was like, ma'am, you're fucking, your name is way too close to best fucking slur. Yeah.

Like, it's just way too close. He probably, it is. Well, in retrospect, he probably, he probably loved that.

Yeah, he did. Yeah, that's true. That is true. My name's Bob Saggett sort of like. He fucking snorling.

Like a fucking snarl growls. Sort of like, uh, the F word. I don't like that you're good at that. What? Snorling.

Snorling like a fucking. Like a berserker No, no, they just like fucking Twitch and run at things And they say help I can't see Can I get a birthday shout out? My name's Tyrese Happy birthday

Tyrese Tyrese? Happy birthday Tyrese Tyrese Gibson? I don't know Not a thing when he was on his recent interview When he was with Shannon Sharp With Charlemaine

No Why do people go on Charlamina God? So fuck Charlamina God, dude That nigga is such a fucking Because he's so fucking pretty He's a He looks like You know what's crazy

He looks like He looks like He's like my bum-ass uncle To be honest You know what Al Simmons You know He looks like sluts You know

Imagine Imagine You know If you ever If you ever seen Spahn Imagine Spahn was black The color And that's what Charleman

Looks like Anyway Happy birthday Tyrese It looks like It looks like It looks like Yeah I can't stand that

fucking guy I hope he gets fucking smited. Is that all it, is awesome? Can you save and said me that? That would be my ringtone in a worse planet. Where I needed... Bad ending, that's cool.

Yeah, if I needed more pick-me-ups than I currently do, that would be, you know, that would be it. Hunter Dubois, don't give him his jacket. Don't give him his jacket. Pantara. Pantara, the seed, the cream, can't waste a drop. Your sperm, it's making us fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking homo. The bone in boneless chicken.

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Neegrew? Yes You suck I'm fucking I quit So that actually like Raised my blood pressure a little bit When I saw it

She pipkin on my pippa Stop showing me We showed that that's again I know but it's so good All right yeah Fucking congratulations congratulations I got two dicks And I'm not afraid to use them

Help me I'm stuck in a well She pivin on my pippa pop poopie possum Baranacks Part of a complete breakfast Hell yeah Is it the Rizzler? ASMR, but it's just you three making your most disgusting wet mouth noises. No way I'm hanging out with a couple of gooners.

I would suck Sidney's Sweeney's eggs out of her uterus like Bobity. British people come be like, well, British people come then be like, what's all this then? What's all this then? What's all this then? I fall asleep to N-word compilation. Devon is pregnant. Congratulations. I show speed.

I enjoyed the IRA. Listening to Anne Hathaway, say the N-word, saying Tupac's, how do you want it? Ew. Transfem Gremlin. I can't even express how furious you're making me. Is that live action Professor Dufant Schmarts? He's going to be at the Halloween thing at Disney. Great.

Yeah, I might go. Very cool. He's going to be the... Like, he's a positive consequence. He's going to be there. Live action doof and spurs is going to be there. I can't show this on the screen. This is actually not okay, but I saw this.

It's nudity, dude. I don't think that it's... You can't show that. The algorithm can't understand what it's seeing. That is crazy, though. That is one of the wild... I feel like the dog... Oh, my God!

I found this. For those unfamiliar. Oh, my fucking Christ. What is that? Is that? Who is that? It's clearly Clayton and Tarz. It's how, I think that's how Derek's video either ends or continues.

Oh, my God. I feel like that has to be the beginning. That was the, that has to be part of it. That has to be how it started. So describe what you're seeing. So if you guys don't know, a little while ago, Derek sent us a video of Clayton and Tarzan. and fucking each other. And what happened was,

I was like, oh my God, then sometimes this weekend. What is going down and throwing his eyes gets so wide. So sometime this weekend, we were on what you call it? I was in,

obviously. Zoom in on that. All right. You have to send that to me because I got to put the shit over that. Oh my God. Yeah. I got to have.

I want to know. And then string it all together. I'll string it all together. And then I'll. I get that flash bang. I'll do. I freaked out when I sighed. Oh my God.

He literally said Oh my good. Get the fuck out of here. Make sure you send that to me because I said it to the chat already. We're three hours in. I said let's read the names when it was one hour.

It was I was like, oh, cool. We're going to be done. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, totally. Transframed. I really fucking know. Remlin.

Ush. sun tan lotion on our weaners are waxy buttholes gaited everybody's gone surfing surfing u.s. gay That's so crazy dude that is one of the most insane things Craig the Canadian that you stumbled upon I did you find this

I was in so of course it was one of my friends they were all in Discord chat and of course Lyle and Zach were there and we started sending memes How long ago was that? It was a weekend or two ago. I think it was a weekend or two ago. It was, um...

So you've been holding on to that shit for that one? I forgot about it. It was in my treasure trove. That's why I saved every image that's remotely funny to me now. It's crazy. I save all my fucking phone. It looks like a fucking housecape.

What was the full movie you have? Oh, let's speak of that. You saved a movie? He has like, what is it? What is it? What is it? All of the Incredibles. Also, he has the whole of it.

In his camera. roll by the way not just a file on his phone I have all of into the spider verse across the spider's in my phone now you have the whole fucking movie he's not like what the hell is wrong with you what the hell is wrong I want you to think about this first

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There's no consequence. That's why. When there's a consequence, I'm like, oh, damn, but there's no consequence. It's just stupid. I refuse to do better until I have to. No what? Fair enough. You're gay.

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This feels wildly racist. I don't know why, but this is a black person doing it. I don't know. Listen, metal gay solid be like solid snake. Hey, Oticon. I'm gay. Ottercon. Gay. Gay. Gay. That's so stupid. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. Dun, dun. So, Steve, that's actually one of the dumbest things I've read in a while. That is pretty gay.

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That was really the only reason I stuck with that game for as long as I did. I didn't know. I'll... I can't too Shadowheart. Huh? The majesty that is fucking Carlyck. I could give a fuck. I think Carlock is...

I think you... Shadow Heart. Carrot's voice does it for me. She's got a gray voice actor. Her voice is like, I don't know what that voice actor looks like, but I would be like, I don't know. I think Carlock sounds so much better, but that's just me though. I think Carleck just sounds like, you just want to be dominated.

That's all. I just, the thing is that no woman is bigger than me. Right. I'm in the yard. I'm just not around you. Yeah. I'm desensitized. Hawaii or something like that.

I'm desensitized that entire time. Here we go. Go to a WNBA game and then be like, hey, so, bitch. Not that. I want like... Bitch. Come here, bitch. I don't want a WNBA girls.

They're like athlete girls. I want a woman that's just... There's no way I could defeat her in combat at all, period. And Carlack is that for me. All right. Fair enough. She's like... She's like six feet tall.

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That was doing something for me. Yeah. The whole time I was like, I just like hearing this person's voice. I like the anger. I like the anger in her voice when she gets all angry. She gets all like, she gets all like, she gets all like. She gets all like Britishly angry. Yeah, I like it.

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Formerly known as Nicky Jizzy. Nick, Nikki. Siggy. Every time I see FCA, I know it's formerly known as, but like, I always want to, like, my brain always goes to feature for some reason. I just don't, I don't see FCA enough. That's why I tripp above on it. Yeah, exactly. It's so rare.

Gambits come fill the eyes. Honestly, on God, for real, for real. Congrats when I'm losing weight. Good shit, man. Keep it up. Sorry, I'm down. I'm down 25 pounds, man. Really?

Yeah. Congratulations. I don't feel like it, though. I feel like it. You'll feel it eventually. My clothes fit a little better. I've noticed my clothes fit better. Oh, there you go.

And then you fucking. fucking feel it. I don't feel better. Like, I don't really feel better. You don't feel better? You don't feel better or you don't feel lighter? That.

I don't feel any change. Because I was what to say, you don't feel better. You might as well just stop. Because, like, you're supposed to feel better. It's a whole point. It's wild.

How much better I sleep and how much more energy have. It's actually insane. Yeah. I can go to the gym like four times a week. That's how good I feel. Yeah. I don't want to die.

Keep it up. Pussy? I didn't ask for all that. Keep it up. I got to max out more, though. Okay. Okay, yeah. All right, shut up.

Sorry. I'm guzzling. I gotta go nine times a day. Yeah, no, nobody cares. That's cool. You little pussy-ass, niggas, drunk-ass. Just completely like. Oh, easy, easy.

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I don't remember asking. I think that's such a crazy hit on top of money. My favorite thing is like whenever somebody's singing a song, Whenever somebody's singing badly, my favorite response is like, oh, who sings that? And then they'll say like, oh, it's this person. I'm like, let's keep it that way. Yeah. I love that.

That one really, that's a dad thing, but I love it. It hurts people. It hurts people. It's just not nice. It's just mean. That's what I love about it. It's just mean. It is a very mean dad joke.

It hurts. It stings a little bit. Even if they're kind of joking, it's still like, ow. Oh. I wish I was mean, man. Yeah, you are. I'm fucked up. I'm not mean.

It's a different. I'm fucked up. Sorry, Miss Jackson. Badly brave. Badly brave. That's a stupid. That's a dad shirt, too. I'm not mean.

I'm fucked up. I'll do something terrible, but I won't be like, oh, you're dumb. I'll be like, oh, I'll just set your cows on fire. Plus the next thing we're putting on

another stupid, uh, picture of you. I hated those fucking boomer shirts that they would make for us. Yeah. They just thought we liked them. They're awful.

Like, for some reason, like they would just be like shirts with words on and be like, gamer at work. Yeah, like just fucking just nonsense. I'm like, why do you think we think We want this.

Christopher would love this. You're like, well, you, my grandma got me a shirt from a, she went on a trip somewhere, and she got, like,

it was a fucking, like, fishing shack, and she got me a shirt that said big blue and had like a fucking marlin on it. And she was so happy to give me that shirt. I think you've seen the shirt before.

I think I've seen that. What is that? I had a shirt once. And I was like, that had, it said, it said, it said,

it said, it said Arizona guard dog. And it was a rattlesnake with a collar on. And the thing that sucked about it was that it was really comfortable. So I wore it a lot. Oh my God. But I hated it. I was just thinking about the Obama shirt I was gifted in 2008 or 2007, whenever he was running.

So it had to be 2007, right? I was gifted this shirt. And I was like, most of my shirts were 100% cotton. So when I got this shirt that had a little polyester or some shit in it and it felt so fucking like stretchy and comfortable, I was like, this is rules. Yeah. And so I wore it a lot. I didn't trust Obama at the point because I was like, this nigga just. came on. Unless you were paying deeply to politics, you didn't know him at all. I'm like,

I was like, anyone who busts on the scene like this, never trust him, right? You just don't, you need to know more about the motherfucker. Long story short, um, hooked up with this girl was wearing a trivium shirt that night at a party. Saw her another party, right? And I was wearing that Obama shirt. And she was like, ew, like, you're in Obama. And I was, and I was, like, we're not really. I just really like the shirt. Feels good. And but after that, she wouldn't fucking hook up. She did not want to talk to me after that. And I was like, I was like, I was like, in my brain I was like first of all

let's just let's just say I'm a black man so Obama didn't get you no more pussy so Obama cockwalk me white girl so here's the thing but here's the thing here's the thing but here's the thing ew you like a fucking

here's the thing what was going on what was going on with this girl that I'm like I'm a black guy at default that would at least you would probably at least think I'm a Democrat probably would as a black man I probably would support him

right yeah so what the fuck was that where it's like. Surprising? Yeah. Then I was like, okay, first of all, like I don't.

It would be more surprising if it was the opposite. That's exactly. That's why it was so weird. I was like, wait a minute. It was like, you're,

but you can't, like, it was just, it was confusing. Well, there was that campaign and words for Romney. You remember that?

Wait, really? Hard horror. Whatever you want, man. If I saw that on the fucking poster,

a side. Not a black troll insight. Not a black person in sight. You're like, what the hell? Just a tan. Just a tan man. It's a tan Italian man. I think he'd be so mad.

Romney like, no, no, they can be for me. What the fuck are they doing? Romney's not that bad. Romney is a latter-day saint. They do not fuck with black people. At all. He's a latter-day. I know, but like...

In their lore, black people are a curse. That is 100% true. Yeah, right? They know Mormons, right? Black people, we felt... They are Mormons. They are Mormons.

Yeah, yeah, I didn't know they were Mormons. King of these Latter-day Saints. It's just that's what they call himself, the L-D-E-S. Yeah. Damn, bro. Because Mormons is too close to morons, so they changed it. Yeah. It's crazy.

It is true. And their magic underwear just protects their come from leaking out. That's what the... We have to stop. They're comfortable. Imagine being around Black people and being like, damn, sorry about the curse. Sorry about feeling that Nat 20 save, bro. You guys are.

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