The Snark Tank - #261: From Russia with Dumb

Episode Date: September 13, 2024

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Welcome back. Why are you already derailing? What are you doing? I forgot about this. Oh, you did? You didn't, you just read the fucking notes? Yeah.

Oh, my God. Come on. Welcome to the Sun Tank podcast. We missed an episode. Sorry about that. Derek got the China virus. I was out doing a show. I was out doing the San Diego show.

We're a little bit delayed. But the good news is we got a lot to catch up on. This is not one of those episodes where it's like, oh, nothing happened. Finally, something a lot happened. Too much happened. Like always, like always we missed the budget. And now we got someone to talk about But you guys are gonna get a

I was upset I was upset that I got sick And you know what I did I did like Phantom episodes of like I had to do something I was like losing my mind That like too much shit was coming out

So I recorded Like a like a diatribe Of the whole Russia shit Oh yeah dude I was like I had to get out of my system I was like We were gonna we were thinking I was thinking about like

oh, do we just do an episode while Derek's out? But then I thought like, that's too, like, that's specific situation. The stuff with, like, Lauren Chen and tenant media was just, I couldn't and good consciously leave Derek out of that conversation. That is, that is literally the, like, as soon as I saw it, I was like, I was talking to our smoking. And she was like, I cannot wait to hear what Derek says about this. And I was like, it's going to be fucking wild.

Well, dude, I just feel so vindicated every time I see, which is not. That's a price, like obviously, obviously. Like obviously they're doing that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I wouldn't, I wouldn't have. You didn't know exactly which angle because it is so obvious that they're bought and paid for. Right. I wouldn't have get like, that's some shit that like you say.

You're like, is this guy, you're such a fucking, of course you're doing that. You're a dumbass. And you're like, I don't really believe they're doing it. And then it's like, oh, actually for real, you're a traitor. Yeah. I guess he didn't believe it was like, like, you didn't believe it was like. like comic levels of like treachery

you wouldn't it's like when you see someone it's like someone hold on hold that before we like we should lay the foundation I know you've been eager you go ahead

you want to take it away yeah I'll take it away this thing won't open so fucking yeah you got stronger hands to me he's got sand paper hands it's fucking tough brother

do you get it dang I don't know what happened dude careful I don't want the glass to shatter what the hell did you do I don't know

what I did. Because you opened that already. I did open it. Did I just get in, did COVID give me powers? Oh, you got it. Yeah. I didn't know you did it. Oh, no, I got it with my hands.

Oh, I dropped it. Because I put my hand on it and then it fucking my muscles sunk over it and squeeze like a sphincter. And then I turned my hand. All right. Well, it's parched.

Don't squeeze it that. Like, I know, I slightly, I slightly, it is, it's fine now. It is fine.

We're good. We're good. We can't be fucking around. We got too much to cover. Yeah, for sure. All right. Oh, man. It's like being a kid in the candy store with this fucking story, man.

So the DOJ, if you have, I'm sure anyone that's interested and that knows who these people are, they may have heard. If you're a fan of them, you probably heard a completely different version of what actually is happening, which is that's the funniest thing because I've seen some people already running defense. Yeah. And I was like, we'll get into that in a minute. But the DOJ came out and they exposed these two. Russian agents that were normally working for RT, which used to be rushed today. And these guys used aliases, so you didn't know they're a Russian. And they hired people who, one, we know one person, Lauren Shin, she used to have a channel

called roaming millennial back in the day. Very pretty cute. It was obvious that she was going to be somebody because that's exactly what, like, say, that's what they want, you know, like, oh, a figure that speaks well, who's very attractive and stuff like that. So I was like, okay, she's gonna be somebody. She started working with the blaze with fucking Glenn Beck, that dumb piece of shit.

And then so it was her, Lauren Shannon, her husband, which her husband, her husband is a fucking robot. Like, I don't think he's a real person. So I met him one time at, at, uh, MythCon. MythCon 2018.

I was invited to do some dumb fucking debate, which I didn't take seriously at all. I was leaned back in my chair with my hand on my, faced the entire time. I felt kind of bad in retrospect that I, you know, like, that you didn't give a shit? I didn't, couldn't care even a little bit. It was sort of funny then. It wasn't serious. It wasn't, it didn't get to the point where it was like, oh, this is insane. Well, no, that was. That was kind of the transition

point. It kind of was. We're like, there was at no point. You guys didn't know what was happening. You were like, oh, well, to me, it is still silly. Like, it's been silly the entire time. Yeah. It's still in a different way, you know. Well, yeah. No, what I mean, what I mean, mean is like there was no air of seriousness really yeah uh when i was doing any of this stuff right and so like i remember they invited me to do something like that too and i remember being like i'm not going to prepare for this at all because i don't care like at all i think i almost went and then like something happened with my flight i got oh yeah that was that was that was when i got kicked off the plane oh right i remember that yeah you got you're on a fight risk now you're like a you're like a

flight list i got kicked off the plane for making fun of the pilot you can't you can't go on planes anymore it's I can. You can't. It's crazy. It's crazy that you literally cannot fly on anything anymore. Yeah. Yeah. That's why I had to drive to San Diego.

It's not. It's why you went in Guantanamo Bay for a fucking solid six years. It's crazy. Six years. Six years in Guantanamo Bay. Dude, it's crazy. I don't think you make it six years after. I think you make it like two afternoons.

Dude, actually a lot of those, a lot of the terrorists that got caught in 9-11, by away, we're recording on 9-11. Oh, yeah. Happy 9-11. It's why I had to bring this baby back. You know what I mean? Wait, do you know what that means? What is it out today?

Marvel versus Capcom to tonight. Dude, I was sweating. I was like, so I was like, oh my God. Well, the reason why I was sweating is because my, I think my motherboard's fucked up. So I took it in to see if they can either salvage it or if it's swapped and we'll see what happens with the warranty. But I was like, oh my goodness. Like I couldn't. It's out.

And I was like, I can't like, oh, I can download on my laptop. But what the fuck? What is that? Yeah. So I was good. But it's all. I was going to do that, but then still, optimally playing a fucking fighting game with, no, no. You don't have the, there's the, I finally got it.

What's it called the adapter to the TV? Oh, the doc. Yeah, I finally got one. Oh, no, don't have that. Yeah, the doc is cool. It's the quality doesn't look great on something that big because I feel like it's, I feel like it's more mirrored than protected. Well, that's why this is exactly what I'm talking about, right?

Where it's like, if you have a good internet connection, if you stream it, it's fucking. That's what I'm not doing. That's what I've been doing. I've been playing it on the dock and streaming it from my PC. Like anything that I have that's like supposed to look great. If I stream it from the computer onto the TV in the living room, looks fucking great. It's worth having though.

But yeah, like if you, I'll look at it like running it natively on the Steam deck to plug into a TV. The resolution's a bit fucky. Like it's really only good for like something like Bastion or binding of Isaac or something. Something like that where it's like you're not really losing a lot of detail anyway. Right. So excited guys.

We made it. We made it to one good. checkpoint of the year. Yeah, 9-11. 9-11. Exactly. Is it been almost 25 years? No, and two years it'll be, right? No. Well, it's... 23 right now, right? Is it?

2001, right? You... 2000... But will it be with... You un-mathed me somehow. You made me forget how to math. But I said the right thing, though. It's 23 years ago, I think. Yeah, so in two years it'll be 25.

Two years, it'll be 25. Crazy. I remember that shit happening, bro. Damn. We're getting there. Anyway. But yeah, let me look at it. Getting a little bit too off A little bit too off.

But I left off at Lauren Shannon Her husband The husband was a complete fucking cyborg Did not know less than Because cyborgs have emotions right usually It's hard to tell that they're Cyborgs yeah Because that's a person

Well isn't a cyborg like a person? A cyborg is combined And they have like just Human that looks like a robot looks like a human Yeah so he's He's well he's basically like The Terminator models like that where he doesn't have

because the entire time everybody was having a fucking great time there just shooting the shit and that guy I didn't see him smile once yeah he didn't even he was just he's an asset

he's on standby I was like whoa this guy sucks I was like I was like the idea to say whoa you suck brother it was crazy because I was like

how is here's this Lauren who actually you know the time before she completely sold us out you know she was very

energetic, vibrant. One time she was playing like the guitar. She plays a guitar. I think she's classically trained. I was like, the fuck. What is, I don't understand the connection. But hey, to each their own. So they got money from these agents from RT.

And then to start that company tenant out of Tennessee, right? The DOJ classified it as US Company 1, but it's pretty obvious when you start reading more and more of it that you're like, you know, you understand what is what. because when they started breaking down the influencers by the subscriber accounts, you can see who they're talking about and then, oh, these people are under Tenet Media. And so they got like $10 million plus dollars, whatever, for Tenet Media to funnel it to the influencers, Tim Pool, Dave Rubin, Benny Johnson, who a lot of people don't know. I know him a little bit. I've seen his tweets.

I've seen some of his stuff. He's such a fucking moron that. It makes so much sense that he's just, oh, he's paid. Well, the thing about it is like either you're paid to say this stuff or you're just stupid. You really know. Because I remember Tim Pool, like, so to be fair, the official story, and a lot of the evidence seems to suggest that I think the company, like Lauren, knew that they were getting the money from Russia. And supposedly everybody underneath them was like misled or something, which, you know.

Apparently, allegedly. Like, that's what the facts that we know now suggest. Let me fill in that little gap right there just so people understand. So there were, the people that were getting the money were asking questions where the money's coming from. And they were told it was coming from a fucking philanthropist or whatever. Yeah. A nationalist of Belgian, a Belgian England national name Edward Gregorian. and they were like, who the fucks that guy?

There's no information on this guy. So then those agents whipped up a fake portfolio and it was like, here he is. That's right. Yeah, I forgot they made like a fake CV and all that stuff. And it's the fakesest fucking thing you could ever read. Like, do you guys remember Wix where you just make like a quick website? It was basically Wix. It was just a step above GeoCities, you know?

Like it was like, okay. So they made it. And then they were still a little skeptical. Dave Rubin allegedly They think that it was Dave Rubin that said this That he was the most skeptical about reading the portfolio That he said that he was a champion of social justice And Dave Rubman was like, wait a minute

I don't know if I want to take woke money I don't know about this But he still took it anyway Yeah So they were satisfied with this fake ass thing With this guy having any fucking paper trail Or hands in anything That you can trace

I love it And they were so we know Tim Poole was getting So he would do four his culture war podcast. All it did was he claims that they had no influence on me. All they did was give me money to post on tenant, which was just they would do four episodes a month, which is just like a weekly podcast. Each episode, $100,000 per episode. $100,000 per episode, allegedly to- Which is market rate. We'll get to that in a second. We'll get to that in a fucking second. Holy shit. Dave Rubin, I think, was getting $25,000 per, or like, say, Benny Johnson was like the $400,000 per month.

So they were getting relatively the same type of money, but just broken up in different ways. Right. And so these guys were getting paid millions of dollars to, you know, and it is proven actually with some of the Discord messages that some of them were influenced, but it was probably the lower level people. Like there's this guy Matt Christensen that I only remember

because you used to do a podcast with this YouTuber named Blonde, in the belly of the beast. Oh, why does that sound familiar? She just, this is like, she disappeared just as fast as she was around.

So she was around in like 2016 or something. She did a podcast with this guy, Matt Christensen. That's the only reason I remember this guy. And she got exposed for being, you know, racist,

fucking shitting on. I think there was like, this white guy dating like a Muslim woman. And she had something to say about it. I'm like, of course. Of course, everything always leads to this.

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racist and fucking up like the idea of that is so crazy well they were being paid for it technically. Well, you can't, you can't go full races. You have to. That's true. I think it's true. You got to end around it. You got to. Yeah. I agree. Yeah. You got to. Probably the vast majority of them are fucking straight up big in it. Oh yeah. I'm phenomenal. I really don't like gay people. I like really don't. But like I don't care. Well, no, hold on. What I was getting up before was like, what I was getting up before was like you have to, so in order to say a lot of the stuff that they were saying. Oh, they got to believe something. You would. Well,

No, you would, you have to either be paid by Russia to say it. Yeah. Or just a genuine imbecile. Like, so Tim Poole's talking about like how I didn't know, which like, as far as like we know, like we don't, we, we can't be certain. My hunch is that he knew. Like, because I just don't understand how you don't know. I think having that much money and, and not, you, you have people to do a little bit of research. You can't have that much money funneling into you and be like, oh, there must be no strings.

Like, yeah, like, they've just given me free money. Yeah. Oh, it's just free money. They just like what I do. Shut the fuck off. I don't know Like there's this video of him going around Where he's talking about like

He pounds the desk and he's like Ukraine is the enemy The number one enemy of the United States And like listen I love that Listen with all due respect Yeah Even if you did believe

That Russia was justified In Going into Ukraine Even if you did believe that Sincerely To then believe that Ukraine is the number one enemy of the United States is assinine.

It's preposterous. It is so impossible to believe that Tim Poole is either, again, an imbecile or he's being paid to say that by Russia. Like there's no, there's no middle ground. I'm sorry. My question is how could you, how could. That is so crazy. Yeah.

The number one enemy of the United States is Ukraine. It's so far the realm of possibility. How could you sit down? How could you sit down, right? Canada is a bigger enemy than you, fucking Ukraine. You have more influence on us than Ukraine. Yeah, let me let me let it got what he got How do you sit down? How do you how do you claim

To know about Anything politically and foreign affairs and then let something like that leave your mouth That is where my brain is like yeah see see you like my brain is like try it's trying to figure out a Rubik's cube Yeah Yeah, but all the shapes are squares you got to make a circle Yeah Let me let me stop you So I I've wrestled with this a lot

And I wrestled with it more when this shit came out because you know, as much as I, you know, as much as I would criticize the United States, I'm, the criticism comes from a level of patriotism where I want my country to be well. And so, you're like, shoot me a text, bro. You immediately get that back. Before I forget, because this video was circling around. Like, I did a TikTok a long time ago where I kind of, where I talked about this, literally. And it was like, I talked about like how people. people a long time ago sent me an email and like hey you could make a lot of money doing X Y and Z and I said no and this video has been like like kind of like oh it's been circling around recently yeah I've seen it circulating around and by the way I deleted that video is literally because there's like a camera mistake in it and it bothered the hell out of me like so I saw people asking like are you okay with this

video yeah I stand by everything I said in that video I just hate the fact that the camera slips at the end it really really fucking bothers me but yeah like this is this is obvious now a lot of people were asking was it Russia that sent me that like and to be fairly I don't know I didn't get I didn't get far enough into into that conversation to to know just like no I'm good it's possible just like them but there's a lot of money circling in in influencer spaces anyway so like it might have been Russia it might not have been I really have no fucking idea the point is there's a lot of money in this sphere in general there's a lot of money going into influencing people once it was once people started watching YouTube

for their information more than you know television up or no news yeah people took note of that and they were like, oh, we can, you know, have a lot of control here. And so I can't say for sure, like, where that money was going to come from. No, you wouldn't know. Because I didn't fucking take it. How could you know? It's just like the only reason we know is because the DOJ doing investigations about where this money specifically was coming from. We knew they're bought and paid for.

Just like you're saying, Ukraine is the enemy. Fucking Tim Poole went on a diatribe of, and I might have mentioned this on the podcast before. He was like, shout out to Elon Musk's Tesla workers that aren't, that don't have a union. the only auto industry in the, you know, in the only company that builds cars in the United States and not have a fucking union. And Tim Poole's like shout out as if they want that. Yeah, he said, shout out to the workers. Yeah, shout out to the workers as if the workers fucking want that as if they don't want a fucking union.

You know, like, you know, the anti-union union busting, which is not for the people. Where I'm like, the stuff that he says is so clearly he's bought and paid for. It wasn't the same thing. I don't know if I'm stupid as Joe Rogan is, a while. ago, he noticed when Jordan Peterson came on his podcast one time and just out of nowhere started talking about how dope fracking is. And Joe Rogan was like, the fuck? And he started pushing back. I'm going to do something unusual. What do we got? And I'm going to give credit to Joe Rogan. Yeah. Because I do think for all of Joe Rogan's fault, I think he's authentically stupid.

Yes. I don't think he's like, I don't think he's like malicious and like Machiavellian. I think he's genuinely just easily suggestible and very open to that kind of like manipulation. I think he he's gone old, unfortunately. I think young Joe Rogan will look at modern Joe Rogan to probably be like my nigga, you're out of your mind. He wouldn't recognize who the fuck that is.

He's like a gorilla. What happened? Where's the hair? I don't know what this is. I don't know what this is. This is crazy. This is like Terminator shit. Like they just like made me and it's growing weird or maybe it's like a metal gear fucking copy. Like and it's like. He made me and he's growing

weird. Crazy. Because I feel like that's like, I don't know. It's the antithesis of like a lot of things that he stood for. He's even talked about like say when he found out that the moon landing wasn't in fact faked because he used to believe it for a long time. And then when he started doing like real research like say, oh, if I go hard on the paint on one direction, I need to like find out about the other shit too what other people

are saying. And once he did that and figured out he's like, oh, I'm a fucking moron. Same thing when he thought like Kim Trails might have been a thing. And then he had a friend that was a pilot that he's like, no, these are con trails. let me explain. So he used to be like this. And then at some point he just stopped. But there was a point even when Jordan Peterson came on the podcast

and was like, oh, fracking's so amazing. And you can see the oil barons just funneling money in his pockets on the podcast. There's a fucking, like you can see it. Like an oil enema, dude. And then Joe Rogan's like, I don't know, something seems off here. I don't know. For you to be sure. Perception of flat out negative one, Joe Rogan's like,

What's the lowest perception in D&D? What's the class of the lowest perception theoretically? The class I would have... Or is it more like custom allocation? Goblin. Like, how to explain it? It's barbarian perception. Because barbarians have good instincts.

So they might be good perceptively. But the idea of like... Russian agent. We'll just see if that's an agent. Barbarian rolls of 20 and it's like that guy's a agent. It's the idea of that. But even Joe, but like it's,

he's just, he's this old. I think he got old and conservative as he got old. And I think that happens to a lot of people. I will say, he started making a lot more money. The more money you make a lot of people become, uh,

more conservative to protect their own money. It's right. Yeah. And, and, and so I will say one thing, though, he definitely,

I do believe he is genuinely stupid, but then there's a part of me that, you know, I found out that he actually recently sold his like on it company or the alpha brain shit, whatever. Yeah. He sold that to a big pharma company. And I was like, oh, well, he's not, he's not that stupid.

He also understands because, you know, he's been railing against Big Pharma a lot. And he's like, oh, I love fucking RFK Jr. But then he sells out to Big Pharma. So I'm like, he isn't as stupid as I think because that is a calculated fucking shill move. So it's like, but I still leave more on the side that he's really stupid, right? you know, like, it's not just, it's just not like... Is Joe Rogan's stupid debate?

It's not completely black and white as I thought it was before. I was like, oh, the shades of gray because he's, he's shilling. But anyway, I want to go back to... Let's get back to the rest of the thing. Let's look, because we're getting a little bit too talking about Joe Rogan and stupid.

We got, we got... We got, we got, because there's still... There's still so much. There's still more to unpack about this because, yeah, Lauren Shinn and their husband, they got raided and stuff, so they're probably going to get in trouble, too, eventually.

There might be some of diamonds to charges coming in. I mean, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they are, we'll see what happens, because they, you know, plea deals, a lot of things, they might sell the people out the road because that's, I love the idea of that. There is, the thing that is so crazy about this one thing, this is just a drop in the bucket. Yeah, yeah, like, we already said that there's, you know, all this money everywhere. There must be, yeah, Russia, Russia's a lot of it. Obviously, there's a lot of American, like, billionaire influences through, like, I mentioned Jordan Peterson and the fracking. Yeah.

This is like whenever you see somebody just, we've seen a lot of commentators go from, let's say Dave Rubin, Jimmy Dor. These were people that were associated with the fucking young Turks. And then going from that to being fucking hard right now. Like Jimmy Dorr is completely, oh, I'm going to have one fucking Matt Walsh. And we're going to suck each other's dicks about transgender and how much loving and yummy. I mean, how bad they are. You know, because that's what's really going on. But like the idea of like you see these people.

Russell Brand's another one You just did that happy Didn't he become like It's very It's you can It's well documented by a A lot of great good YouTubers There's actually a guy named

Timbo on Toast Who actually yeah He made a fucking great Just recently about Russell Brand Deep diving into like How he does his quote unquote research Brilliant fucking video But like it's all well document

To see his dissent Where he just realized like everything else I'm becoming a has been I'm not getting as much money And they're only in these industries to make money. They don't actually believe in anything. So then he's like, oh, all the money's on the right.

Like, because clearly in progressive politics, these billionaires and these fucking companies and Russia is not going to give them any money because they want to dismantle them. We don't want Russia interfering in our elections. We don't want big farmer or big companies controlling our fucking shit and price gouging, oil bairns price gouging. So they don't give us money because we're not going to advocate for them. So then obviously they funneled Tim Poole, Dave Rubin, Jimmy Dorr, fucking whomever, fucking Hodge twins, all these people. They fucking daily wire backed by big fucking money out of nowhere trying to make a network trying to rival fucking Netflix.

And they try to act like Tim Poole had on Emma Viglin from the majority report. Oh yeah, yeah. When they opened up the podcast, they were trying to act like, or Tim Poole was trying to act like, no, we don't have big money over here. We're just better at managing our money. Try to say maybe Sam Cedar needs like a Cee's. or a CEO because like he was basically Emma was saying y'all have so much money influence and we're just trying to like punch back a little bit you know trying to put a dent in your guys's fucking machine and so Tim Poole makes the statement says that we are independent we're not backed

by anybody just completely lies fucking we know that you don't even have to lie about that he shouldn't lie and then there's nothing there's nothing wrong with those things well yes there is well if if you just have money and you're forgetting money if you're not getting it from insidious place, that's one thing. You would just have money to back up your production company to say whatever you're going to do. There's nothing wrong with that inherently. Where they're getting that money. That is the problem. It also will, I will say, it matters. It matters. Say, for example, if you're a fucking Fortnite gamer and you're getting funneled money to become a star, yeah, who gives a shit? That's, I don't give a fine fuck about that. Who cares? But like, if you are influencing fucking

people's minds, like, and, and then you're funneling and then you're fucking pretending like your independent media. That is the problem. It's fucking assigne. I do have a Fortnite player getting funneled money to play fucking Fortnite by Russia is crazy. That is crazy. The Russian Fortnite influencers. I mean, you check Tifu's account and you see $75 million chance in my fucking Russia. Yeah. And you're just like, it says Russia. It's straight out. I don't know, man. I've been having a field day with this. I've, I've been smiling for days. It's been, it's been. It's been Because the second I saw it, I was like, I don't know if you guys saw. I replied to Dave Rubin.

I did see it. What did you say? I said, Privyat Tovarish. That's right. Which I think means, as far as I remember from, it's hello comrade in Russian, which I learned from like destroy all humans. So I don't even know if it's like a real Russian. But he blocked me immediately. He blocked it.

Frame one. That's so great. Because I haven't responded to him in years. Ever since he tattled on me to Colin about. telling him to do you remember that yeah that's I told that story on a Twitter trash that we did oh right right right holy shit

I've been thinking about I was like God we gotta do bring one back we should do one there's so much stuff yeah we would it would be insane because of how like how far we've all come from that point of the last one that if we do like one big Twitter trash I feel like we'd end up killing ourselves by the end

wouldn't it be the same thing well I guess it would be a different kind of thing this is because that's kind of what the show is kind of Not really. We're more like, yeah, yeah, it is. It's the same. It'd be a different way of shooting it.

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No, I'm not done talking about this. Oh, yeah. Okay, there's more. This is more. No, no, no, this is mine. I know what he was trying to go into. I know you're trying to go into. That actually would have been pretty nice.

Hold on. A good transition, but you don't know. That would have been a good transition, but hold on. No, there's, I, I, I, I fucking I don't they give me money, bro. I could fucking, I would eventually snitch though,

now we get shot. Yeah, yeah, we get it. We've, we've talked about it. We get it. Ah,

if we could grift, we'd do it. Yeah, you know. Just do it. Why don't we do it? We talk about it so much. We talk about it's like,

I've seen people like, what are they going to talk about how good they would be agrifting again? It's like, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Look, man.

It's the same thing as people always say. Don't talk about it. Be about it. Yeah, simple as that. I don't make moves You guys are going to be a part of it. No,

that's it. Here's a truth. Here's a real truth that I want people to understand. It is genuinely not hard to become rich. It's not difficult. What it is, it's difficult to become rich and be ethical. Yeah.

That's hard. Yeah. But it's very easy to just sell out and be like. I wouldn't say it's easy, but it's not. It's incredibly. You just have to have no moral fiber. And then you can be rich as far.

100%. In, 100% You can't argue this Because you can just start selling people I guess You can sell drugs Dude you can sell drugs

Dude elevate up the people Drugs everything If you're willing We'll make bands Bands a day Oh that's true If you're willing to kill people If you're willing to step on people

If you're willing to like sell people out It's so it is remarkably easy I've seen it It's not difficult to become rich It's difficult to become rich In an ethical way Right Which is why every time I see this shit

And I'm like oh you got Oh Tim Poole just suddenly had suddenly just has money to build a compound? Okay. Fucking, he bought a skate park. He bought a skate park for almost $900,000 just because like some, you know, these skate parks wanted, there's nothing to do with Tim Pool and then he brought it from under them. He just has almost a million dollars to spare just to buy a skate park.

And to be clear, I want people, and I want people to understand. I'm, when I talk about these people, I talk about it from a, from a perspective of having literally spoken with these people, one on one in person off camera. I've hung out with Tim Poole off camera. I've hung out with Lauren Chen off camera. These were at one point, at least relatively normal human beings. And then off. The problem is it's the same thing with,

there's a lot of people in the house in Congress that start off the same way. They actually have certain goals and aspirations and then lobbyists get their greasy hands on them. And it's hard to say, I feel, little less sympathy for a lot of these people in Congress because they still make good money. Yeah. They still make like six figures a year and shit if they weren't getting fucking lobbied to make 10 to millions.

And don't they work like fucking 10 days a year or something. Yeah, they don't work very. So I don't have much sympathy. But at the same time, it's just like, oh, NRA. Like if you look at say how much Mitt Romney is made from the NRA, for example. Just like one small example. The NRA. When you're from the NRA.

So when you see that shit, you're just like, oh, I understand why they become so easily corruptible because they've never seen that much money before. their fucking lines. Can you say no and like won't you abs? No you absolutely. All they're going to do. It's not you. It's going to be somebody else. Exactly. And so you're going to be like, why shouldn't I live like a king? Literally. Why am I going to not? Why am I going to, why am I going to not live like a king? Right. And struggle. Yeah. The entire time. Because I was not like the idea like if you just say no and you like, no, feel that you said no. The people who would say no are not in, are not there. Yeah. There you go. You know?

Because what if? Because I feel like there has to be at least, I don't, you would assume. No, there are people that. One person in that group that has, like, upstanding moral. There's probably a handful. Well, here's a thing. I don't, this is fucked up. Well, those are the people like you said.

There's probably a handful. I wouldn't be surprised if there's, like, maybe like a couple people there, like, with, like, some moral backbone, but they're not going to be the people that you hear about because they're not going to have, they're not going to get the attention. Right. Right. I feel like maybe, I honestly like maybe Bernie was probably like the most morally, like, consistent person. Right. And he just, just based on. sheer coincidence, I think, got like

swept him into the zeitgeist. I think he did because of how loud, well, at the time, obviously a period of time, because the hips... But even he technically kind of, you know, I mean, he's... He capitulated a little bit. Not as much as other people, but... Yeah, a little bit. Whatever. He tried to play the game a little bit.

Yeah, I mean, you know. But like... He tried to become president, you know, and I got to put a good idea. At a certain point, a lot of these people, they always do that. They're like, fuck, I can't completely stay out of the game. All my supporters are sexist retards. Sexist retod. Sex is. But yeah, all these Russian assets, all these fucking traders, they're nothing. They're nothing.

If you notice a pattern, they didn't pick anyone that's actually talented. They didn't pick anyone. They picked dumb pieces of shit that are going to comply. And so even if they didn't know, there's like, there are people, there are some people. There are people like, say, Ben Jeperro. I think Ben Jeperil, I think is smart enough, but he says a lot of dumb shit on purpose. And he also is. It's a crowd, yeah.

Like he said, but like these people are actually like Tim Poole, Dave Rubin. They're dumb by default. And they say dumb shit because they're dumb. Jim Ben Shapiro to me more like say even he wouldn't even go too far when it came to like vaccine shit. Like even if you listen to him, he wouldn't go too far. He was actually like, no, my grandparents are vaccinated, this, this, that. He was. Right.

Even he has limits. And that's what I can tell somebody. I'm like, okay, I can understand somebody who's real and someone who's a real, but they're also just a charlatan and someone who's just a dumb motherfucker. who also happens to be a Charlottes. There's some people that are real and there's some people that are really stupid. Timple was the most disappointing one for me

because I actually do think Timpool is a talented dude. Like I've, dude, I've played guitar with him. I've like hung out with him. He's like a good, he's not. He could have done well like without taking, you know. Totally. He was before.

When he was with vice. That's what was disappointing about him. Dave Rubin. No. Has no talent. Taletless hack. There's no talent in his family probably. Like there's like, that is a,

that is a linear. of just hackerick. He sucks, bro. Yeah. Even though he tries to prove things, he proves things wrong. Oh, everything is, like he can't even, he can't even fact check right. He does nothing right. Like, it's like, what the fuck are you saying?

Dude, he says, it sucks. He says dumb shit. He says dumb shit. Someone says something back. He says it's wrong. And then in the middle of fact checking it, he's wrong. He's the worst one. It's like, what is wrong to me?

Because he's talentless and has no charisma. And, you know. Yeah, that's the last. of charisma. He's such an asshole. I mean, hey. I mean, bro, he decided to form me in a crowd that would hate him

for his nature. Yeah, that is wild. I love that video of him talking when Ben Shapiro was like, I would never go to your anniversary partner. Dude, that was, like, I respect you. The first, the first, Benchamira is spitting on him.

I think that was actually the first, the first time I was invited on this podcast before I joined. I think I came on as a and we talked about that actually. Really? That was the first thing. Was it that long ago?

It was that long ago. This was probably like 2017, 2018, something like that? Fucking out of pocket, bro. 2018 maybe? I don't fucking remember. Yeah, something like that. Hearing Med Shapiro say that to his face.

That show was hilarious. I like to go to your fucking party. I would have got to your fucking faggit. That's what I'm talking about, by the way. It's like on some level, on some level I respect. You're fucking ass queer. I got your fucking party. You're gay.

You're not many gay and you shouldn't have children. You're gay and your husband's gay. You're gay. And your husband's gay. Well, you make a lot of good points. This is the battleground of ideas I'm talking about. You know, dude, if he was watching us, he might cry. And I see a lot of people.

And look, defamation. I see a lot of people, like, making this mistake, right? Where it's like, I see if he's like, man, why do you hate they ruin someone? She's like, I don't, I don't care. No, I hate that. I hate that motherfucker. This is a dumb person. Just objective.

There's no this has nothing to do with any like I've met this guy. There's nothing. Yeah. There's nothing there. I think I could like there is just no redeeming quality. And so when he gets out of something like this, of course I'm, of course I'm going to laugh. Yeah. And like have a good time with this.

You're better than, you're better than you met him. So you might have a like ability to respect him. I don't. Because you might have an ability to be more apathetic because you've seen blood. Like you're human like, oh, that's a real human for you like you've seen it. Yeah. But for me, I'm like, fuck this guy. Like, suffer, suffer, cry,

seed of fear. I want everything to happen in. I love all this. It feels good. It's cathartic. It's true. That's basically what. And I feel very vindicated.

That's what we get from it. The fact that, like, I didn't take that money. Because I get to sit here and laugh. That's the whole thing. Like, I remember, I take the money and laugh. I remember, oh, that's crazy. You guys suck. There was a, there was a, there was a conservative college.

or a Christian college, whatever. That wanted me to, that wanted me, yeah, so a Christian college, which is, yeah, that is the conservative college. And they offer African college. Oh, fuck, I failed Jesus. I got a Jesus class. You got a Jesus class.

You got a cheesy. Holy mad. Jesus. What grade did you get an AP Jesus? I got a fucking C plus, man. Oh, dude. I found out he was Jewish. I just couldn't study.

They're going to hell, bro. I got an A plus in Judas, though. You're going to fucking hell, bro. The idea of you being up on that stage and someone being like, I didn't know he was black. And it's like, oh. Do you get like a, do you, is it like a real diploma or is it just like some Chuckie cheese shit? It's Christian. It's like a reprinted Bible.

That's all your transcripts on it. You can't even do nothing with it. Great. You're like, there's a lot of grades. Yeah. Well, hold on. They tell your educational history through proverbs. So there's just all this, all this vague shit.

You're like, did I pass? You're like, how do I study this? Did I pass? I don't know. I take this literally is one plus one actually two? Like, I don't know. Or is it such an assumption. That's the way to do it though, man.

I remember, I remember listening to Dusty Smith one time. And I think he said it in his 30s or something. Something so late that it was insane that he said that he didn't even know that they were non-religious people until well into his adulthood. That's wild. Meaning how sheltered he was. Mississippi. In a church.

Literally in a church. They kept him so, and I imagine there's probably so many people like that. They just, they don't even know this outside of perspective even exist. But he's like grunt. They grew him in a tank. Yeah. Like, that's what I mean. They grew up in a tank and he met Shepard immediately.

The idea that is crazy. That first Shepard. Humans are fucking sick. Humans are you met this motherfucker? This guy is great. Can I say this real quick? Yeah. I've been playing through the Mass Effect 2's so good.

I know we keep saying this. Yeah. But like it's been years since I replayed Mass Effect. I tried at the beginning of the pandemic and then I got to that first mission early on where they're like there's a quarantine zone and there's a plague and I'm like I can't do this one. Why don't you last? That mission's fine. It's a good mission. Bad timing.

I was like at the time. Oh, it was everything life. You couldn't do it. You were like, I can't. I'm stuck in my house. I can't go anywhere. I was literally trying to escape reality. And then I go into Massif.

I go to the sci-fi world and they're like, there's a plague. Like the underground, like, Subway-esque, Lentity. Yeah, we have to make a vaccine. And I'm like, I can't do this. I love the best. Yeah. I love plagues. But you know, it's crazy.

Like, I never played any of the DLCs for Massifax. Oh, that's some sick-ass-ass-ass-ass-ass-A-Rex. I played Mass-Fic 2 when it was new. Oh, so you never got that. So I never, like, I spent, like, the first couple hours, and I'm like, there's this lady, Cosumi's there. I'm like, who the fuck is this? Oh my God.

I don't remember these people. You never got Kasumi and Zaid. No. You never got the quick queen, bro. The sneak attack queen is insane. Susumi is technically better than a sniper because. Her sneak attack. Yeah, her fucking going dark thing.

Yeah, that's good. That shit, I'm like, oh, baby. Honey. Her and Garris are such an unfair combination. It's correct. Yeah, I just fucking. Like, Garris, you just want to. You're like, oh, snipe people.

Snipe. Snipe. And then she's just going. dark, and I'm like, dude, I'm not even fighting people, I'm just walking through the area. Sometimes I'm just like exploring because they fuck everybody up, dude. But yeah, so like I didn't, I didn't do

any of that stuff. I didn't, I didn't layer of the shadow broker. I just, I just started the shadow broker thing now. I don't know anything about it. I did the art museum thing with the, which we was sick as fuck. With the Cosumi, her story. The Dragon Age fucking ogre just chilling. It just happens

to be there, the fucking the pride demon. Yeah, the idea of that That bothered me so much because that's so much more implication than that universe needed right there. Shut up. That's too deep. You're going too deep. Derek, that's crazy. It's just an Easter egg.

But it's there. But it's, I understand what you're saying. I get it. People like you write video essays on this shit. You're like, stop. I know, I know. But it's there. Like, I didn't make, I didn't mod it there.

I know. It's right there. What's going on? What? You're stupid. I'm not stupid. He's like, I didn't know he's in purgatory. Fuck you.

Dude, you can't, you cannot tell me you're just walking through this world of wild shit. And then you see something even more wild. No, no. No, no. Listen, Kingston, you are, you, you are Marvel poisoned. No, no. Marvel poison where you're like, what does this mean? This is, this, this imply the fucking silver surface?

That's crazy. That's what makes it. That's what. That's what that. That makes it so much more fun and crazy. That's so cool. You're gay. Whatever.

So what? Yeah. No, it's really good there. But I spent the first like, like, seven hours of this game being like, I don't remember any of this. So I even play basketball. Like, what do I remember? I thought it was going to get saved. Because I was like, I don't remember any of these people.

Who the fuck is this? And the Zaid, the second you run into him like immediately, the second you go into Omega or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. I don't remember this guy at all. Who is this? That's crazy. It's like a whole new experience.

It is. It was completely due. I only like now just started picking up like what I remember from Mass Effect to like 15 hours in. I'm like this is great. Are you playing on PlayStation? Yeah. Because I have the, I have the, what is it, the collection there. Oh, yeah.

So I've been like playing on the PS5 and on the Steam Deck streaming it. Did you? So good on the Steam deck. Did you do a Zaid's loyalty mission? Yeah. You do that? Yeah. Yeah, that was pretty fun.

It was pretty cool, yeah. Yeah, I like to. I like to. disappointing him. I don't know what you do. You don't help him at the end. You don't let the guy go. No, right? You don't kill the guy? Well, no, because I'm a paragon. I mean, I'm a paragon too, but like, I fuck around a little bit. It's hard not to be paragon. But I fuck around a little bit. Yeah. No, fucking around a little bit is like pushing

that one dude out of the window. If you remember, like, there's that one where you can, you have the choice to either push him out of the window or not. I can't remember what, what, um, what, uh, mission it is. But there's a guy right next to the window and then you just, that's fucking around. Not like a thing that will give you. 20 plus Paragon points or 20 renegade. It's fine. I'm like, that's a little too much. You can still be full Paragon by the end of that.

You can. If you do everything, yeah, it's fine. I hate, I love being Paragon because my instinct, my instinct in games is to be good because I feel like when you're good, less fuck should happen to you. That's like not real life, not real life at all. Yeah. In games, that's why like in Baldur's Gate 3,

speaking of Baldur's Gate 3, the mods came out. Crazy what's going on with that game right now. Yeah, I have, I've, been able to do it yet. In 24 hours, over a million mods were downloaded, which is fucking absurd. You haven't seen people make some weird shit. Yeah, I got four dicks. But what happened is you, I'm during the game right now, during the dark urge stuff.

I'm going, I finally going through the dark earth stuff. You can just, you can't not kill people sometimes. And it bothers me so much as I'm like, I didn't want to kill this person. Amen. The fucking, the really nice bomb Tifling that you meet that, the Bard one, the girl, I forgot her name. The one, I think she's mad hot. And I was like, oh, this bitch is fucking bad. Just me on my team.

I'm gonna fuck her. And I wake up and her intrails are on my hands. And I'm like, whoa, I didn't want to do that. And then you got, like, I lied to my team because I didn't want them to be disappointed me. I didn't want Will to be mad at me, bro. That's my nigger. I didn't want to be like, oh, you're a murderer. So that's why Will should just not be on your team.

I hate that his name is Will. Will is such a real name, you know? It's such a fucking real name in that world of like insane name. I mean, just like, he can easily just not be on your team. And you have to worry about disappointing him. my charisma though he's the charisma person see man sometimes when you want to like it's like oh don't bring this person on the mission because you don't want them to find out about what you're going to do right so it's like certain things like i don't want this guy even in my camp because he's probably

going to confront me so i'll make sure of the consequenters right now that i will literally not allowed his game to progress good shit yeah but yeah that's um yeah man mass effect two uh great oh russian spies and i will say i know what you're talking about now What's up? With the RPG stuff. Because after going through Mass Effect 1 and starting Mazfax 2, I was like, oh, I kind of miss it. And then it fades immediately.

It's like, oh, this is great. I think the story is so fucking cool and the side characters are so well done that, like, it's still a better experience. But the RPG aspect of Mass Effect 1 is really cool. Yeah, it's better. But like, I, at a certain point, I was like, I don't know, I missed it for the first, like, couple hours and I was like, I'm okay with this. I still don't like the whole point allocation thing into.

It's kind of annoying where you need three to. Oh, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, They made it really stupid. It's a little weird. It's way better than three. It's better and three. Yeah, they fixed it a lot better. I was going to say,

oh, there's like a mission that I didn't, I never played before that rogue AI thing. Oh, yeah. That is sick as fuck. Where they, where they, where they, they kidnapped that autistic guy

and they make a, I'm not joking. Yeah, is it like Project Overlord or something? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And that AI out too. You got to get them in the lab, right? You got to go find them in the lab.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But dude, like that ending was like, crazy. I was like, this is the point where I was like, I don't remember any of this in the original way, what the fuck is going?

I really thought I was going crazy. There was a point in my in my brain where I was like, did I play Mass Effect 2? Or did I just assume I did? Did I imagine this? Did I imagine moments and then get right what I imagined to talk to people about it? Yeah, because my concept of DLC. Did I listen enough to be able to discuss

conversated about it? Because my concept of DLC back then was Maps? No, it will, well, maps and also for multiplayer stuff, but also like after. You know what I mean? Like, oh, a DLC, so it happens after it was done. Oh, like, you didn't have the option. I didn't think about the fact that, like, oh, yeah, DLC's just kind of inject new shit into the center of the game, kind of. I forgot that that was even a thing. Yeah, how do I, that is what DLC became definitely in the early, like, well, it had to become that. Because it was expansions. Right, yeah.

Because I remember, like, in Dragon Age Inquisition, right, the DOS, I'm pretty sure it into, just into the game, right? If I'm not mistaken. That's most RPGs because like usually the end state is like an end state. So in order to add more stuff to it, it would have to be in the middle. It would have to like play it to cyberpunk the same way. But like, you know, I just didn't even think of that. And I was just like, oh, fuck, I don't recognize any of this. Am I going crazy?

But yeah, that's like, man, that trilogy is really good. Everybody should play it. I always seriously play it. We've talked about it for years. But like, I was going off of like memory. And it's like, oh, and I was like, maybe it doesn't hold up as well. And I'm playing it's like, no, it holds up fucking fantastic. No, I've played a way to be.

a reason is good why the Western RPG standard is BioWare's two main franchises. There's a reason why. Is it still? The standard? I don't know if it's still. Maybe because of Baldur's Gate and like Divinity and Walshgate and even Witcher, I think, probably. You know what I mean? Maybe.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I consider Witcher's an action RPG. It's more than like a standard RPG. It's interesting that. That's my two is an action RPG, I would say. It is, but...

That's interesting. I didn't think about that. It just didn't like... Witcher is more like Mass Effect than it is, which is like Dragon Age. I would say 100%. I would say Dragon Age Origins is still the fucking standard that people won't shut the fuck up about.

I mean, there's a reason why. Yeah. I just want people to like, look, here's the thing. I will say everything, the lore, the stories of Dragon Age Origins, fucking phenomenal. I, particularly don't care about the combat. It's, I like it. However, I'm somebody that can adapt heavy and there's a lot of people that cannot play that shit. Oh no, it's at Cotor.

We sit here and we talk about Cotor being a masterpiece and like, because we're able to sit down to be like, you know what? When you get past, they're looking like blocks and like you're taking 13 minutes to do anything and the running and uh, yeah, you get past all this game's actually kind of a fucking stellar creation in 2020. for like no it's not it kind of sucks but like there's a lot of people that it's such a good game like the average person probably doesn't want to do that shit you know they they don't want to fucking do that type of combat to like fuck i like they're like i don't really want to play a game where i can kind of i can technically just set my shit up and then go make a sandwich you know

like maybe like be interactive yeah but there's a lot of game is yeah it's like if it's not a game it's a movie yeah so i'm like i'm i mean i have fun playing that shit but also i i i I enjoy myself a lot more when I'm way more engaging. So I don't really, I understand comics and play card games. So I'm definitely the kind of guy like I'll sit down and if I enjoy something, I'll make myself enjoy it if I want to enjoy it. Right. Opposed to like other people like, I understand being engaged is a very important thing in like the gaming word. You got to be engaged.

You're like, you know, it's like playing basketball, but you just like you move pieces along the board. It's why it's why I think a lot of turn-based RPGs don't do anything for me. It's because I just feel I don't like sitting there and just waiting for the game to play at some. I think that's why I liked Did you play C of Stars? Yeah, I love that game That's great Because it's like it's turn base

But like then there's like this real time kind of element To it where you got to like You get more damage if you like time certain presses It's like this is great This is what I'm Mario A Mario RPG In that aspect where it's like you got a time interaction You can block

That's what I was doing with the I really had fun with the Legend of Dragon Because of that that's what Yeah The Legend of Dragon was because of that That was never Was that time? They never like real time stuff?

Yeah. So it would, yeah. Interaction for the game. And that was, and it, I would like the compromise too, though,

you can like spend a shitload of gold to get a ring that would just have it auto for people that hated that shit or they're bad at timing. Right. Like accessibility issues. So I thought that was a perfect like balance because I love the interactions

and some of the commas would be like nine and sometimes it would go fast as fuck. It was like super engaging. I loved it. There's, video games are picking up right now. There's a lot. There's a lot.

To master that fucking game. Dude, it's going to, We're going to get it sooner or later. We're going to get it sooner. Dude, they're bringing back Kroc. How the fuck ask for that? Don't,

you like Kroc? It's not a bad game. It's not very good. Stop it. What do we do? It is fine. Like that was to me was like the last thing for the PS1 that I was like, eh, it'd be cool to have that.

Just for preservation's sake. Because I really like that era of like video. Like the PS1, PS2, there was something like crash spiral. Like these 3D platformers were so good. Croc was like the most stilted of them. But Croc was cute. It was cute. It was cute.

It was like a very unique time of video games where it was just like they were, people were really just trying anything. They were throwing shit at the wall and if it stuck it stuck. Yeah. Yeah. But like bring back the good ones. Like remake Chrono Trigger. I'm fucking done asking for that.

Remake legend of dragoon. Like stop. Stop playing with me. Those are harder to remake and parents. Yeah. But like, just remake them. But everything that I grew up. with with the PS from the PS1 has been brought back now

like everything like it's officially yeah it's great everybody understand like medieval well they didn't do medieval too which is unfortunate because it's the best one but medieval crash team racing the crash trilogy the Spiral trilogy Legacy of Cain's around the corner I'm stoked about that

See that one's see at least that makes sense to me like at least that I'm like oh yeah I remember when that shit came out everyone was talking about it you're not going to play Croc Legend of the Gobos I'm gonna be all over that I'm just like What's the name of the game? What's the name of the game that you fight dinosaurs

With the Wild Man in the Future with guns and shit? Tarak? Yeah. Are they gonna do that soon? I think so, actually. I think I heard something like rumors about. I think I heard something about Turak. Turok is a good fucking game.

It's fucking dumb and shit. I don't remember a Dino Crisis guy. Dino Crisis was good. That's the other game that could have been talking about. Well, that's the weird thing. I'm like, I'm surprised Capcom hasn't done that. That was, I feel like, didn't they do that? Yeah.

No, no. Well, they had this game called Exo Prize. or something. Oh yeah. Which was like, everybody thought. Yeah, when that game was revealed,

everybody was like, oh, Dino Crisis. And then it was, it wasn't. And we're like, why not just, you're clearly, you clearly want to make Dino Crisis.

Yeah. Yeah, nobody cared about it. Didn't that game suck ass? Yeah, it's not very good. I think I remember seeing clips of it.

I think it sucks because it's not Dino Crisis, to be honest. If it just said Dino Crisis, it would be like, oh, this game's actually pretty solid. Game of the year. No, dude, I miss, I don't know, man.

There was a, dude, at astrobot bro i know i know i was so this game came out of nowhere kind of right so in the dark like i know i've heard the hype but here's the thing i have not seen a second of game boy i don't know what astro boy is it's just a bot or whatever it is just a 3d it is like very it's like mario 64 kind of little big planet but this new version of it literally well it's almost it's like a 3d platform it's like collect a ton like kind of like banjo kuzui or like um you know mario 64 these kinds of things, Spiro. It's what they wanted NAC to be, but NAC suck.

NAC suck. But dude, it is so, like, I... That came out of the PS5, right? That was, like, the launch thing? Four? What was it? NAC was... NAC was FOS 4, but this was...

So, Astrobot... I thought there was, like, a little mini game or something. So, Astrobot, I think it was introduced for PS4 with, like, a PSVR thing. It was, like, a tech demo, I think. I could be mistaken, but it's, like, something like this where it was, like, a PSVR tech demo, and they invented this, like, character to just kind of, like, like, get people's like, oh, this is what PSVR is. And then for the PS5, there was like a tech demo game.

Like, it was a built-in to kind of showcase like the controller and all that stuff. And that was pretty good. That was like a decent platformer. This one's so good. Like I planned it 100% like. You planned it in like two days because I was just like I cannot believe how much this feels like a like a PS1, PS2 game in like the best way. It doesn't feel like a retread. It doesn't feel like.

It's just a video game. It's just a damn. good like different like there are parts of it that are like genuinely hard and like challenging it's like this is good shit and it reminded me of like what i like why i liked video games when i was a kid it was just like this is fun to just move through and like jump through and like do all this shit in that's like it's fun it's like it just feels it makes you smile just playing through it it's it's why maria will always be at least pretty good yeah because those are just games there's nothing more than that

it doesn't need to be a story doesn't need this really intrepid fucking wild designs you just sit down and play it gotta try hard to fuck them up you gotta try hard to fuck them up because like the foundation is so

yeah it's good it's already fucking diamond so it is it is it is damn good and what's good about it is like I feel like the thing about Nintendo right is that like

it's been Mario for a really long time and so it's just like all right there's a new Mario it's like okay it's there's still fun, but there is like an element of like, all right, well, this is like safe and kind of tried and true and like, whatever, like, okay. And it's also on hardware that sucks. So it's like you're looking, you're squinting at it. You're like, is that Mario? Yeah. I wouldn't say that, but I know what you

mean. Like, even Zelda, it is worse. Even Zelda for as like good as that is Breath of the Wild and Tears of the King of Mario, you're playing it and you're like, you can't help but feel like, man, this would be great on a PC. Right. Or like, this would be great on like hardware that that warrants how good. You know what I mean? Right. And so what's good. What's really special about Astrobot is like it Astrobot feels like getting that kind of experience at the premium like fidelity that you would expect the like that we used to get them. Like on the PS1 when that was like the highest bar for quality and you would get like Spiro and Crash, you'd be like, what the fuck this is crazy? Not only is this fun, but it looks great, obviously at the time. You know, and that's kind of what it is now.

It's like, oh, wow, this is like the same joy that I get from like a Nintendo game. But at the same time, it's with a character that doesn't feel like run into the ground. and it's on hardware where it feels like it's actually, you know, given the budget that it, or the hardware that it deserves to really shine. And it's just really, I highly recommend that. Anybody who's like, if you're a 3D platformer fan at all, it's like, this is like, this is a game of the year to me, honestly. I love it.

Do you think if you sat someone down and I was playing Mario 64, like, let's see it's 90, 95, they play MAR 64? And then you bring him in a room and you tell them you have to finish Last of Us. Do you think they'll be okay after? What do you mean? Like, if you brought, like, straight. Like, like, it's still 95. They're, like, fucking still like.

So you bring the last time back to 1995. They're like, oh, man, I care to buy a house after working for two years. That was not true. Two years. Let's be fair. Let's be fair. I'm so excited. I love the World Trade Center.

It's great building. I can't wait to say the F word and no one really get mad at me. And then you sit them down. Did I say on a previous podcast, I thought the Twin Towers were really ugly? Uh, I wouldn't say ugly. I thought they were ugly. They were just big buildings. Low key.

Compared to like the Empire thing. The skyline looks a lot better. I wouldn't say that. I wouldn't say that. Low key. You really got sky. I think so, especially now that we got those fucking on 9-11, we got those lasers. Shooting up into the sky, it looks dope as it looks like a mass effect place.

I would, I think that's so crazy. But I think. They were just big rectet. You know what? But there, hold on, hold on. It fit the motif of the skyline. No, no, no, no, but you're gay. The, the, the, the,

when you think of the architecture in New York City, like some of the, some of the nicer architecture, you think about, like, St. Patrick's Cathedral or even, even, even just, like, some of the newer buildings, like, the fucking Parsons fucking dorms where it's like, it looks like, you know, kind of like, you know, futuristic or whatever. And then you see the Twin Towers. It's just these giant rectangles that look like. But they've been gone for so long. I know.

But, like, they're not, like. The Empire State Building looks sick That's a sick looking building Yeah, they got the gargoyles You know Like, and it's the design Like I think it looks very spallic Wait wait wait wait wait

Wait does it not have That's why you like it Shut the fuck up Fuck you It looks phallic But like aesthetically It looks phallic It's got the veins on the sign

Like You guys are fucking cugs I like how it drips at the top It drips at the top It looks like It's a little bit of cum coming up And it freezes At the top

I hate when people say that By the way That like Buildings are phallic What other shapes could a building be? Yeah, what do they want them to be? Like, what is it? Like, you can't...

Like a ball. Like a levitating ball. Can you imagine? A levitating round building? Like a fucking sphere in the air? A building can only be a piece. If you were, if you were an architect, like, I think if you brought the blueprints, they would have thrown you off a building.

They would have thrown, or someone would have given me a lot of money to try it. Some guy would have showed up when I black to... Some fucking Russian. So fucking I need you to destroy American architecture Build a giant bull building We'll give you $3 trillion Build building

And then like it hovers It's like a hovering It's got like jets on the bottom Oh my god But it's like rotating It's like constantly spinning It starts going real fast It's like a washing machine

But I'm better So you fucking in the building Like at an office Like You're like holding on here You have a gyroscopic like office So you just like Yeah

You look like Dr. Doom Oh, so it's like And then Putin goes Pull the trigger And press a button And then it falls and rolls It destroys the entire city It rolls

And it hits explicitly Every other building It's a doom It's like it's like a pinball Yeah Boom boom Very good creation I think you do good job

Want to make another building In other state You're like Oh okay Give me Give me four trillion and I'll fucking do it. So insane. Oh my God.

Okay, we should go on to other things. We're at almost an hour. Look. There's going to be a long one. There's going to be a length of it. The Libs don't want you to know that the spear building is the most optical structure. It is the most optimal building that could possibly exist. Round buildings are the best thing for America.

Why do they keep making phallic buildings? Stationary buildings are the number one enemy of the United States. He takes his fucking beanie off And he points at his head He takes out his beating and it's It's literally the Russian embassy Like It's just there

He's like mysterious Tiny people Who are going to put to my head Hello I am miniature Putin What do you? Oh man Anyway Yeah there's a lot more to get dude

Yeah The Russian stuff it's funny Yeah Uh Bussie boss. Dave Rubin sucks. Let's move on. So what do we want to, there's so much to, what are we feeling?

Let's go out of these subjects. Let's go to Lincoln Park. That would be a quick, that would be a simple. Yeah, yeah, that's a quick one. Yeah. So Lincoln Park. I'm Lincoln Park. That's the new song is I'm Lincoln Park.

It's really Lincoln Park. Mike Shinoda goes, yeah, Lincoln Park. Lincoln Park, the part that LinkedIn. I need a job. I'm going to get on LinkedIn. I like Shonota, man. And people who try to make fun out, I still like Shadotoda. I like Mike Shano.

I can't not like him. I like him for so much in my life. Mike Shanoa is almost like a Todd Howard kind of figure where like I don't know if there's really like, I don't know if I can really authentically dislike him for any reason. I've liked Shnoda since I was a child. So like, I just relate with him a lot. Is this like, like, like this like him is like, dude, you've been like one of my favorite musicians that's not in hip hop for so long. Dude, you're just cool in my mind. It's like Chester.

I think Chester's so fucking cool. Seeing him in Brooklyn just, like, rapping in subways is like one of my favorite moments of, like, actual life. I was going to Coney Island one time he was just in fucking, in the subway by the five train, just like sparing with people. And I was like, that's so fucking cool. So he's telling a story about his experiences. Yeah, what are I basically? I got to, whoa. Whoa, you did chill.

What? Well, why'd I said it. You know where you were at. I know, you know, you know what this is. But like, he's like, I don't know. I love Lincoln Park a lot. I really... So they're back.

They have a new singer. Shiny Nuda. They have a new shiny new singer. Singer. It's a lady. Unfortunately. It's a... It's a...

It's a woman. It's a woman. It's a woman. It's a woman. You start expanding. Oh, you hear, Dutch? They're in Lincoln Park. They got a new singer in Lincoln Park again, Doug.

Again. Again. Never happened. Never happened. I don't think it's a big deal, but I feel like Michael wouldn't be a big fan of it. Micah killed the first one. That's insane. Micah killed Jeser.

The idea of that. That's really what happened. He would fucking do it that piece of shit. He would. He would. He would be the kind of person to do it. He would. But so they came out with a new single?

Yeah. The emptiness machine. I heard it. It's okay. It's okay. I was like, I liked it. You know?

Somebody made a comment that I really agreed with. They were like, you know, well, first of all, I just want to say there's a lot of controversy why we're even going to talk about this at all, really. But I heard the live performances of the old songs.

I didn't particularly love it because he's not singing in the original keys, so they're kind of... They went up accommodating her thing. Oh, they love... They want to actually half a step up. And it's weird. Oh, that's weird.

I would have liked them. They usually go down to, you know, to not strain a singer's voice when they're doing tours and shit, which I don't love, but I understand. They went up for her voice, which is very fucking bizarre for me because I was just thinking,

you guys could have gotten a singer that will handle the voices, handled in the original key, like, well. But Mike Shenold also said something, he was like, it's not about the talent, it's about the person. So he was more interested in working with Emily

than just somebody who just can do Chester really well. And I'm like, oh, that's kind of gay, but hey, that's your back. Because just for me, From a fan's perspective. Yeah. If I want,

if I'm going to hear the original songs, I want to hear them like, oh, that sounds fucking dope. Not have them sound. Yeah. But to be, to be fair,

like hearing the original songs again without Chester, like you're not going to get the same thing anyway. Well, I can get something like, say, um, when there was that like Filipino singer that I think it was

Filipino, um, that became the lead singer of Journey. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. That guy was killing it. You know what I mean?

And I, in that, in that, I actually was completely okay with that. And it's not like the fuck, what does he name, Joe Perry? Whatever the fuck his name is, the lead singer? Who cares? Yeah, whatever.

I like Journey, but I don't know them. Yeah, me neither. But like, they, I was, he wasn't dead or anything. They were just having problems or something. But anyway, long story short, what I'm saying is, I've heard so many covers over the years of some people doing phenomenal jobs. And I'm like, they could have went in that direction. That's not what, you know, they want to do.

Fair enough. I'm just saying as a fan, I'm like, ah. now the new song obviously they made music to fit her voice so I don't have criticisms of that any that it sounded well

or somebody said something like what if they did what like said okay there's audio slave audio slave is the sound garden it's not rage against the machine it's its own entity and it actually

arguably I would say audio slaves not historically but I would say audio slave actually Well, I Let me let me just speak for myself

I think audio slave is better than either of those bands I think fucking rage is Obviously dope I'm also big fan of Soundgarden But I think audio slave was just something Magical I think even when you look at I like them when you look at the numbers

When you look at numbers and popularity I can numerically Has a degree of fact should like objectivity to it almost Yeah But I would have been people for saying that. It would be like saying like... Put them above rage against the machine.

This means on like how genuinely iconic they are. That's what I said. That's why I said historically. That's why I said historically. I think it's arguable. Like I don't think like it's not one of those things where it's like, oh, fucking, you know, Imagine Dragon is one of the best bands. It's not like, you know, it's not an insane.

It's like, oh, Mass Effect one is the best. It's like, that's fine. Like, that's like a perfectly like reasonable opinion. Because we're talking about the same substance. We're talking about Chris Cornell and Tom Morella, for example. We're talking about Rages Against the Machine. entities from raising his machine entities from SoundGarden they come together and in my opinion I think those fucking brilliant minds created something all the same group they all the same group

exactly no I'm just no I'm just saying like Chris Cornell from SoundGarden yeah right yeah um I think there was actually um the other members are from Rage as well a few of them are I know yeah so then like I don't think everyone is right well I think it was just I think the I think the I think the basis in the drummer yeah I could be wrong so like I don't I'm not pretty Whatever. None of this matters. None of this matters. I don't think he's in with least one song.

I don't remember that. I don't remember that. But anyway, but anyway, anyway, it doesn't matter. But I'm just saying that I think that you created something amazing, phenomenal that I feel like,

what if they did that? What if Lincoln Park actually just, here's the members from Lincoln Park minus, Chester and the, the drummer Robb. Yeah. And we'll bring in this girl and then we're going to do something that is going to be very reminiscent.

Because obviously, Tomorello's riffs, they're unmistakable in audio slave. You know what I mean? Like, you know it's Tomarillo. And so basically it would be like, oh, these are fucking riffs sound kind of like Lincoln Park and shit. But it's just a new thing. And then what if it took off in the way the audio slave? How do you guys feel about that?

I feel like that would have been a better thing. But, you know, obviously this is just. I'm so indifferent. I didn't really like. Oh, well, that's fine. I didn't like hearing. I didn't think she sounded very good for some of the songs. Their new song is fine.

Wait, what are you talking about? For your Lincoln Park. I think their new song is fine. I, you know, I'm used to Chester singing the songs. Yeah. But like, I just wonder how people would have felt if they would have heard them in like, say, say like a lot of those songs are in like C sharp. I just wonder how people would have felt if they heard them in that because there's a lot of people that feel are not musically inclined that couldn't quite pinpoint why things sounded off to them. It did sound different, but I was like that's like the songs I love with Chester are not gone.

Yeah. You know, that's the thing for me. They're not gone. They're not going anywhere. I can still listen to them. Oh, yeah. If I don't really like the new choice of artists, the version of it I love is still there. I will say, like, I think she does a good job on the original, on the new one.

I think it's good. I think it's, you know, it's not bad at all. I think she sounds a lot like a Hailstorm to me. A little bit. Which is like, I like Hail Storm fine, but like, you know, it's a little bit, I want to say redundant necessarily, because it's not the word I'm looking for really, but. I don't. No, not unnecessary. Just like, it sounds more like

Hailstorm than does Lincoln Park at least, like to me. Yeah. Or at least her voice. Maybe the composition on the, on the full thing that they do is probably going to be different. But I don't know.

It's cool to get New Lincoln Park. After like, how long has it been? It's seven years. The last album was eight, though. Right? Yeah. No, they died the same year. Was hunting party the last one?

No, one more light. One more light came on 2017. It was the same. And then he died same. I speculate. I honestly believe that part of the backlash from the album pushed him over the edge. I don't have direct evidence of that. You know, if I knew his family.

Just a hunch. But it's always been an emotional guy. It's a hunch because Chester loves heavy music. And there were times that Mike Shinoda is actually, as much as I like him, he's also a, his music tastes. He's kind of a snod. in a way that he likes to go against the grain too much, and he loves to, like, switch things up. He loved, like, the actual response from one more light

where a bunch of the historic fans were like, fuck this album, because it's a pop album. Yeah, yeah. It's a complete, it's not like, say, you guys remember, like, I like that about him a lot. A thousand sons or whatever. There was an album that came out like 2010 or something that people were kind of like, where's the electric guitars?

They were kind of gone. Yeah, he was pretty, yeah, he was just like, yeah, whatever. He was like, I love that, like, in his mind, he's like, I'm doing something right, because he's being an artist. And I understand that, but I also, from me from a perspective

of somebody who's an artist and also a fan, I'm like, if I want to fuck around and do art, I'm going to fuck around in a different project. And I thought that's what he was doing

before. He did Fort Minor. He has his solo stuff, Mike Shinoda. That's what he was doing. But then at a certain point, I feel like some artist's ego just stop caring

and I'm just going to do me. And here's the thing, what I'm getting at, one more light. I don't think it's something the direction that, Chester necessarily want to go in, but he just, he's like, let's, let's do it. Let's just, let's fucking do something different. And Chester actually branched down. He made a song with,

I think his name's Mark Mere. I can't remember this guy's name. Yeah, I don't know. Whatever. Mark Morton, Mark Morton, sorry, Mark Morton, he's the guitarist from, from Lamb of God, because you want to do some heavier shit. So he did some heavier shit, and so Chester has this fucking song with this guy. And, but around that time, there's a lot of other stuff happening that, you know, obviously whatever. I saw some interviews about, you know, with his, uh, his wife and shit like that. But I think the, he just got so bummed out about the reception because it's a fucking shitty pop album.

It's unfortunately, he's not a good album. He's always been like very vocal about his problems. Yeah, he's had a lot of, he's had sexual trauma, sexual abuse as a kid. He's had all these issues, always dealing with that stuff. I just, I feel, it just makes me feel really, really sad because like you, you know, there are not many people that you can like genuinely feel like are good people. Yeah. Generally have like good hearts that just love music in its most true form.

Genuine is like, Chester's was fucking around with everything he could fucking think of. At the time, that when any kind of popular music, Chester would be around it, you know, be like in some sort of form of fashion, like at a concert of it on stage.

I give a rip of props to people and it just sucks that we lost them for me. It just makes me feel really, really sad because like, there's a bunch of artists like I wouldn't give a fuck if they died. You know, like to be fair, uh, go ahead.

I do feel like a lot of, that does come down to the fact that not that these aren't good people necessarily, but like they kind of got out before we, before they necessarily had a chance to

disappoint. It's like Dave Roll recently, right? Like, did you see that thing with Dave Roll? Yeah, well, what happened? Hold that thought. Write that down so we don't forget because I do want to I'll remember it. Okay, okay. I'll remember it. I don't even know what happened with Grohl. Well, I don't want to, I don't want to because that that's another path that I want to discuss too. I think this is the kind of

kind of connected? It is connected, but let's, I, I wanted to, uh, because I, I need to say something important that somebody would have, somebody would have pointed out first and foremost. I forgot to mention very important, uh, Chris Cornell fucking killing himself. Um, was, was a major catalyst. I forgot to mention that.

Right, right, right. I forgot to mention that like his best friend essentially, one of his best friends in the industry, uh, took his own life first. And then, and then Chester was like, right. Okay. I'm out. Like, you know, like every there's, so there was, I just want to mention that because I'm saying one of the catalyst was the album. But there's also like a million. There's also like a million. Like he was clearly a troubled guy. Me not mentioning that is crazy to talk about this. So I'm like, I was like, let me interject with that. For a moment, I looked at your shirt. Yeah. And I thought the guy whispering busier was a chicken for a second. I thought it was a chicken for a moment. What he's like pecking at his fucking head? No, I thought his his head was missing where his ear was. And I was like, what the fuck am I looking at? That I saw it was a human's head. You just looked at his shirt for the first time?

No, I saw it more than once, but I was like, when did it turn into a chicken? I started breathing havoc because I got scared that I was going through. You know those optical illusion shirts, you know, like where they turn, the humans turn to chickens. Yeah, those classic shirts. Yo, yeah, hold on. I love New York shirts. It's like, it's the same thing. It's the I love, our heart and why, and then the head turns into chicken shirts.

It turns into a chicken. Yeah. Hold on, hold on. The biggest part of the Emily Armstrong thing, are you guys aware of the biggest controversy of all that? that she's like a Zionist or something? No, it's not that. That would be crazy. I thought that was true.

That would have been hilarious. I don't care. Like, I don't give a shit about musicians. No, that's, yeah. Opinions personally. She's not, no, she's,

uh, so it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, but it's,

but it's not, yeah, but it's not like, see, like the, so is she a Scientologist? Yeah, absolutely.

So her family was born into it and stuff like that. And so, unfortunately, with a lot of, um, disillusion, content creators that have actually became really popular talking about the church and how problematic it is. Documenters and people finding out how fucked up it is and how cold this shit is.

But is she actually when she has a practicing one? Her family was born into it. She was born into it. Yeah, but you can be born into something and not exactly practicing. No, yeah. That's what I'm asking. I wouldn't be, I wouldn't be saying that.

I would say, I would, because like, I would, it's like me like say, oh, I was brought up to be Christian and then I became disillusioned once I'm like, oh,

this is all cartoons and fairytales and zombies and shit. It's all cartooning. Talking dogs and fake shit. I was like once a talking and eating dogs shit. I was like, oh, unfortunately. They're eating the dogs. They're eating the dogs. This fucking Haitian,

these Haitian niggas. I love that whole thing. These damn silly. What did I say when I came into that? I don't remember. I don't know what we just said. I was like these sea bound niggas. Eating dogs.

They're trapped in the water. They have their weight. Well, yeah. White left John. Why he just says Mike left John. That would have been amazing. Well, hold on. So they.

So, Emily, so it's not just the ties, though. It's specifically that she, so she tried to scapego how close she was with Danny Masterson. Oh, that's worse to make. So she tried to, so she tried to be like pretend like she even said in a statement on Twitter, or not Twitter, on Instagram and her story. She put out like, hi, I'm Emily. You guys recently found out. It was so fucking tone deaf.

And she was like, someone told me to go to his court hearing. And I was like, you already fucked yourself by passing the buck on saying someone told you to go. You got to take her out. She's actually very close friends with Danny Masterson. And so not only that, the singer of the Mars Vulta and some other fucking at the drive-thru, or Ed Dreven, I don't know that fucking band, but I know the Morris Vita. I don't know. I have no idea.

At least singer that his wife is actually a victim of Danny Masterson. And he knows deep details of this stuff and how fucked up and crazy they were treating her and harassing her with all this crazy stuff. And Emily is very aware of a lot of this stuff. And she's trying to act like, oh, it's just a one-time thing. I try to see the good in people. So she already tried to downplay that, which was already a bad look where I'm like,

you could have just owned it and be like, yeah, I fucked up, you know, whatever. But she tried to be like, someone told me to go. And not only that,

take responsibility. Whatever know. Take responsibility. Be great because then, because everybody has, you know, has earned his old redemption if they're in a chance to change.

Chester's son, Jamie, came out. And he's like, I do not support any of this is what's going on right now. He's like, Mike's, Mike should notice.

a fucking problem. Him and his family are actually having issues, like the Shinoda family and the fucking the Bennington's. He's came out with the whole diatribe of shit on Instagram. There's been articles all over the fucking internet about it. And it's really interesting. We're all, like, holy shit. What begs the question is,

with so much stuff going against them, I was like, whoa, what's, what's the line of thinking to, again, people were speculating the reason why, my Rob didn't return is because of all this controversy too. And Rob hasn't said anything, but the way that he wasn't even showing him for a lot of interviews when they were re-releasing some stuff and doing a lot of anniversary shit.

Rob? Yeah, the drummer. They were, I think there might be smoke there because he wasn't showing up for fucking anything. Like, he didn't want anything to do. And I was like, oh, that seems a little bit more serious than just like, oh, I don't want to fucking rejoin Lincoln Park. Yeah.

Yeah. It's when you, when you're seeing these people coming out, famous musicians and Chester's son coming out and talking shit. Yeah. It's like, it kind of... It seems like sours it.

Because before it was just like, we can't speculate. Rob hasn't said anything. But there is clearly, there's... Within the camp itself, there are so fucking problems that, like, say... There's some sort of discourse of shit. The fact that if... If Chester's old-asson,

you know, like, his older son like, is kind of like, what the fuck, man? The shit ain't cool at all. and they were jamming with Emily way before it would have even been respectful to do. It's kind of a lot of bombshell stuff. So you could be on the side of being like, I don't care about that. Maybe Jamie Bennington is just a hater. But I would just say given what's happening, there's a lot of stuff.

I feel like people that are invested in Lincoln Park would care about this. If you're not invested in Lincoln Park, then morality doesn't mean anything to you. Like, you know, in this situation. Well, because that's how people are. Like, if I don't care about this situation, I don't care about the morals and inner workings of it. No, yeah, I, I, personally have morals. Like, even as you're talking, it was like, oh, the rob, the drummer from Lincoln Park.

I'm like, who. Yeah, so it's like, it's fine. Like, I don't think anybody who was like, you know, who's really integral. Like, like, no, like, obviously that's disrespectful. Like, well, like, I mean, like, there's, there are people, you know what I mean? It's like, there's Dave Grohl from Food Fighters who's, who's, like, an instrumental. kind of person.

The best. The best. Dave Grohl's the best. It's like, oh, the drummer of like, you know, 30 seconds to Mars. It's like, it's important. Isn't it Jared Lettle? Isn't everybody?

He's one of those street performers. He's just, take me down. If he did all that, he's actually the best of us ever. I would join his cold. I would join his cold. I would join his cold. So Dave Grohl.

I fly into the room with him. The day rule thing is like he had a baby at a wedlock or something. Or he had a baby with like some other person. Some other person. And like so this, I hate this. I fucking hate social media. Clearly he was being punished to log on to his fucking Instagram and then put this short little message like, oh yeah. New little baby born by not my wife essentially.

I'm going to love the kid and my, I love my family. Thanks. Yeah. I'm like, what the fuck? was that? I didn't know this. I didn't know this at all. I don't care at all. This is clearly a punishment. You told me and I still don't really care. I just noticed that it happens like, all right, whatever. I would tell you why. I was like, cool, I guess. Can I say, if this is the worst thing to come out about Dave, roll, great. Awesome. You're still a pretty stand-up guy. I've seen online. As far as I've been online, I've seen online these fake fucking people that are trying to act like he's like a piece of shit now.

Like he's like the worst person like, oh, he's so fake. And I'm like, first of all, you have. You have no. No idea what happened. Other than he fuck some other person. You don't know the relationship between him and his wife or whatever. You don't know, say like, okay, what is the motivation? We can, like, speculate about this because that's actually kind of fun. Right. Obviously, I could have happened.

I agree. But like, are you saying, no matter what, obviously, if things are going bad, usually try to jump out of a situation, you know, even if it's a white, which is not easy. That's not a good situation. It's not easy. It's not a motherfucker that. That's all. That's not a rare. 100%.

Yeah. But like no matter what happens if you are if you're having a child out of wedlock You know clearly there's a situation that's going on. It's going wrong. It's not a good look and look at but you're not the devil for that You're the devil to the person you wronged. Yes exactly Outside of that so like I have I have friends that have cheated One of my closest friends that I grew up with I was really good friends with I was really good friends with this one girl before they started dating and he cheated and he cheated on her like multiple times and I was like you know like I was really disappointed

to my friend but we still remain friends because at the end of the day what did you do what was the worst thing you you fucked another girl like what did you actually do are you you go to jail for that do you I religiously cheat on my husband with Lily but like it happens you know like it's you know like I have a life I have a fuck I have a periods of okay it's a shitty it's a shitty thing to do but I saw I'm trending I was like oh no what is this you know like I saw like I saw like I saw trending on. Can you imagine?

I'm like, no. Even that to me, like, here's the thing to me. Kill them all. We got to do more bombers, man.

We got to be, we got to take out of it. Yeah, but the thing is like, that is such a, that, like that, like that, like that, like, a whole Zionism thing,

that is such a pop, unfortunately, it's a popular kind of opinion. Of course. So to me, it's just like, that's unfortunate, but it's like,

that's like, that's like a social structure that exists. Like, I can't be like, fucking phenomenally enraged by it. It's almost not even their fault. Like, they're being indoctrinated. Well, they're being indoctrinated into that way of thinking.

Right. Because no one would truly imagine. Imagine fucking truly believing that stuff. Like to the point where, like, say, if it started happening to them in their neighborhood, they'd be like, well, that's fine. They, whoever is killing us has the right to defend themselves. You know, like, they don't fucking actually believe that shit. But so, like, but I saw, I saw his name trending. I was like, no.

Oh, God. What is this going to be? What is this going to be? Is it going to be like a. minor thing, like what's going on. And then I saw it and I was like, oh, okay. So yeah, I'm gonna blast ever long now. Yeah, infidelity.

All right, whatever. Infidelity, there goes my hero, you know. I saw some good memes about it. There was like, I got another confession to me. That's exactly what I was. I'm a fool. I'm a fool, I guess. God, he's, uh, but, um, it's funny.

I heard that song like through those memes again. I was like, it's a good song. It's a very good song. He's a good musician, man. That's the thing. Like, he is, really, when people talk about, like, how great he is, I was like, I'm sorry. I wasn't really, I didn't have him under a mic script that way. I would see him do charity work every once in a while.

I was cool. He has time to do that. That's fucking great. So that lets me know by default, because, you know, he doesn't have to do that. He doesn't need PR for that. So he's doing it because he wants to do it. So I'm like, cool. He's a pretty decent guy overall.

And look, decent people can slip up and fuck other people because the thing, the thing, when it comes to that specifically, specifically, it is, you know, in our nature, especially in men with our testosterone and our fucking, we want to come all the time. And when there are fucking some women that are probably, you know, oh, Dave Grohl, I'm going to try my best to get at him. Sometimes these people have weak moments. Now, I'm wondering. Now, how old is that kid? Well, it sounds like it was just a fresh kid. It sounds like it was just recently born.

Because I was going to say, like, imagine like you're like 12 or something and you find out that Dave Grohl is your dad. You're like, yeah! What? Yeah! You start playing a guitar instant. I got it immediately. You pick up a guitar and you just understand. You're like, or maybe it's drums.

This is why. This is why? Mom, I can do literally everything. Why? She's picking up intraments and going at it. Whoa. Are you, is Dave grow your dad in the fucking fake dad's there? Just all sad and he kills himself.

Instantly. He makes a shotgun in his mouth. Swallows a little bit. You can see the barrel like in his throat. Hey, kid. That he pulls the chair. That is, hey kid. Shub the barrel down.

Hey kid, look at me I'm fucking, I'm Nirvana All right We're gonna get going So Lincoln Park, that whole thing's weird Nicaado

Avocado Avocado It's Nicaado avocado had a thing He had a thing recently So he's Finn I guess

Okay, good for him, man Yeah, great That's what a dog you say Fuck that nigger Why? Well, I don't say good Like

Look, when he's Has a plan So though here's The whole thing Right If anybody doesn't know What happened

Yeah Nicacado For the last couple years Backlogged A bunch of videos Try to make it seem like He was active

The entire time But he's secretly been losing weight Probably Gastic bypass Surgery Ando's Because Oxympic wasn't popular two years ago.

So it was probably gastric bypass at first and then probably finished it off with a little bit of Ozmpic. Lost a bunch of weight. But the way that he's going about it makes me, I was like, oh, I don't want to congratulate him anymore because he's trying to act like this jokes on you thing. He's trying to act like, oh, look at all you consumers. You all wanted to watch this fat, gross, retarded idiot. joke's on you and I'm like, what do you mean? There's no joke on anybody.

It didn't even bother me because I wasn't watching this content. I was like, whatever. I was like, oh, it's a fat idiot. The people that were. Ignored it. Did they behave in a way that they weren't supposed to? They saw a fat fucking loser idiot moron crying all the time and they laughed at it.

And they're insane. Yeah, like that. How are they supposed to treat that? What was his thesis exactly? That like, oh, you paid attention to me? So I won or something? Like, yeah, you guys just keep coming back in your feet. He's basically trying to make, he's trying,

this is what he's trying to do. And unfortunately, some people are falling for it because I saw some people call him a fucking genius. That's just crazy. I can't believe it. I was like, how does anybody, anyway. He, I'm fucking Dr. Manhattan then.

Like, what the fuck is this? It's insane. Anyone could fucking do this. I saw, Justin Wang said like, oh, I'm going to like, uh, make videos of me shitting my pants. and then, you know, reveal one day that, oh, actually, my pants are clean.

Yeah. Like, at what point, it's like, at what point it's like, I tricked you. What is it like, what is the genius of it? Is it like, oh, I pretended? I think the idea is that he was trying to per se like, oh, you guys kept coming back to tear on this person to make yourselves feel better. Yeah. Because this whole fucking time, I was thin and you guys were just being cunts for no reason. Okay, well, it's not no reason, though.

You still post the videos of you being at that state doing those. If he was just like a sad, fat person minding his asshole? Yes, he was also an only fan. Where did that fit into the plan? There's no. What are you talking about? It is so obvious that at one point he was just like, I'm tired of being a fat piece of shit.

First of all, there's one thing I want to say. It's also obvious that he was playing a character. Like so when, yeah, clearly. I think I thought everyone understood that. That was the whole thing. Like, we were laughing at him hamming it up. Like he, I remember there's this clip of him screaming about a cat and crying in his car or something like something they can.

It's like, that's not, he doesn't act like a person. Yeah, he's not, that's not a real human being. Real mental illness. That is just somebody, he slams his tray. And now the food goes everywhere and he's crying and shit. The background were funny. He's too well organized in the way that he puts things out for him to be genuinely mentally ill. Yeah.

He's not, Chris Chan. He's real. Oh, that's obvious. Because he's not making, you know. That shit is actually sad to me. Right. He doesn't have a manager. He's not like.

Imagine Christian. Like there's no. Ted had a manager. Could you imagine? There's no. There's no organization. That's a Disney villain. But there's no organization in that.

There is like, that's genuine. Like, but Nicky God was like, here's a new video every day. It's like, yeah, obviously like this guy's like playing some kind of role. Yeah. He's crazy for doing,

he's insane for thinking this is a great thing to do. I guess. Is that for doing it? Yeah. But then the whole like, oh, I'm actually thin. Ha ha ha. Jokes.

I spread my asshole on camera. And now like jokes on you, it's like, no. Not. Really? Yeah, it's not. Anybody could do this?

Anyone could, it is, there is nothing. It felt so arbitrary to me. I was like, I really just don't give it. Well, the people that I just. It's like, Dr. Disrespect trying to, trying the same thing where he's like, jokes on you guys. I said, I had, I said the word inappropriate messages with a minor and look how you guys dove into the word inappropriate. You fed into it. You look at how you did it.

And it's like, you. Why would you fucking do that? I convinced you guys that I sexed with a minor. Because I did. Because I did. Because. They got you You see the thing where it's like

Everybody's like Where he's on camera And he's like Everybody's like show the messages Show the messages What are we in second grade Second grade? Weird response

Based on the context Is that what we Is that what second graders do They demand people to say You'd know better than we would Yeah he would He would know he would know He would be

Dude this is so fucking wild I was just imagine Can I fuck you When I first saw that That clip of him doing that I immediately pictured his lawyer like fucking sitting down like eating dinner and then his phone just blowing up with people like like in his office his law firm like dude like dude fucking dude dude dude i'd imagine a lawyer

looking at the phone and squeezing it flat like turning it to like a brown paper bag just squeezing a phone we just got to a point where people didn't care anymore they didn't care anymore and then you made yourself look worse what the fuck is wrong with you and people were saying okay doctor disrespect let's let's go with your angle you's dumb fucking retard you fucking you said it like you're exhausted i'm just like because it's so beyond stupid but let's go with this angle like so uh one of the biggest streamers on twitch twitch was just like yeah just kick him off he didn't do anything wrong let's just kick up let's just get rid of him yeah for no reason yeah that's so much money they lost money doing that are you fine doing it they give it like

Like a corporation was like, And remember, I'm okay with this. Remember how many things that they've brushed over With like that were against their terms of services. Stop showing her pussy that time. Fire, fire, fire, fire, pussy. So many, that was awesome. But like, yeah.

But like, so many things that have been done and they kept their cash cows on because obviously they're going to. So to be like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dr. disrespect, huge, huge. Nah, fuck him. Like, I'm just like. They kicked them off that game.

All that shit happened. And it's like, it's unfortunate. Doctor of disrespect, I feel like he's, thinks that most of his fan bases are still kids, but a lot of them start off as kids and a lot of them are older now. A lot of them have graduated. And he thinks

that, like, oh, I can just say the dumbest fucking thing and they'll believe anything like a kid. But you have Nick Merck's. That fucking dumb, retarded idiot that like, he's, oh, trans people bad. Even he's like, nah, fuck you, dude. I actually, I was like, an ounce

of respect for Nick Merck's. Because I'd never thought I'd respect him in anything. There's at least an ounce of principle there. Yeah. I was like, oh, there you go. It's whatever, man. Every time I hear Nick Merks speak, I'm like, this niggas.

Well, he's just like a cat. Like, he's like, he's like a pit bull. If a person was a pit bull, he's like no neck. He's like, oh, it's just like, that thing's weird to me. What is that trans? It's weird. Well, the thing about like, I don't, they're taking my kids or something. They want to make my son a boy, my boy, a boy.

Oh, my boy, ultra boy. They're going to turn my son into a car I can't have this They're going to put another penis on my boy Make him a double boy They ain't got a double boy Double boy No the um

I don't know man I just Let's be clear He will be fine Of course you will There are enough stupid people There's plenty We saw his streams

There was a lot of people shitting in them But there's plenty of his fans That there were on Twitter Oh, you guys are stupid He showed you guys Like I saw a bunch and I'm like Same thing with the Russia thing Oh yeah

Oh yeah yeah Oh they came after Tim Poole because Tim Poole is suing Kamala Harris HQ Did you see that? Oh yeah I did say whatever Is that? No this is fucking This is amazing

Kamala Harris HQ right Kamala Harris HQ Which is like okay cool Just shares of Just a thing of Timpul's podcast A clip of it Where a Laura Lumer That fucking

Plastic bitch was like oh she was advocating for corporal punishment saying people who do treason should be executed and then they cut off the podcast but then they come on like immediately after oh yeah didn't she say like kill people or something well she was just like they should be immediately you know like they should be people like that should be executed it should just happen and like so they they they first they killed the broadcast but they brought it right back and then he was like actually we just need to do that blah blah blah and then he was like i actually completely agree with you so The temple completely agrees.

He's completely in agreement. Then, so Kamala Harris, H.Q, shares this fucking clip. And then Temple's like, I'm suing them. Goes on his podcast and says, I'm suing them for defamation. I've never advocated for that. I don't trust the government to do corporal punishment or for the death penalty. And I'm like, nigger, we saw you on your podcast saying you agree with lower loomer. I can't believe people get their information from this man, bro.

It's fine. It's fine. What is? No, it's not. It's so not time. I think it's kind of awesome. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. But you know that much.

I don't know. I don't know that much. I don't know. I'm making up words. Okay. I just know the melody. I just know the melody. If I got any, I'm going to ask, I'm going to clip that and ask Jojo.

Did I get anything right? What do you mean? Oh, you're talking about in the, you. Are you talking about the Twitter trash? Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Yeah.

That fucking just out of nowhere, just... I can't recreate that. That doesn't even look at you exactly. No. It looks like the Grinch when he's like, I don't always do, like, does the Grinch do that? He does something like that. Doesn't he do that thing? He has like, I don't know how I did that.

The way he contorts his face is like in, like, how do you double fold your cheeks? Like, how do you do that? I've tried. I can contort my face pretty well. I can't know my ass cheeks, but that's it. I can make my asshole turn into a cowboy, literally. Like, it looks like a cowboy's pencil. Like, like, that's it.

that is crazy i turn my sphincter into the shape of a fucking stereotypical like it looks like woody like it's a cut out for cookie cookie dough oh my god i'm never eating cookies at your house bro that is so the idea of somebody's asshole looking like a like any other shape i would is crazy yeah you rarely see people's assholes

can we modify that but if i saw someone's assail like that i would scroo rude scream i would would scream like actually. Yeah, why don't, you brought up a good point. Why don't we see people's assholes? You brought up a good point. I can't even say it on the same face. I can't even go down that alley because I'm like, what do you mean?

This is the battle of ideas. This is the marketplace of ideas. This is the marketplace of ideas. Why don't we see people's assholes? The libs don't let you to see their assholes. I hope you tries to catch a bolt of lightning. I'll be trying to like Up him

All right so All right So fucking So fucking So rest of beast James Earl Jones Oh yes Can I be seriously?

I don't know what I knew that he was alive still But in my brain I thought he was surely dead I don't know how to reconcile that Because I believed both of those things at the same time He feels dead He feels dead

You were in he's all he's fucking He was old He was old as shit I think he was in that age territory where I'm like He has to be. If he dies soon, I'm okay with it. Right. Because he's so old.

I mean, he lived 93 years, man. 738 years, man. It's pretty crazy. Yeah. I think, like, once you're like, once you're like 65, 70, I think like that's the point where it's like, oh, okay, like people are going to pass away. For me, past 80. Past 80 is like, oh.

78 is like, 78 is. Yeah. Past 80, I'm like, your time's on its way. But what I mean is like, it's not, it's not like Amy Winehouse. You know what I mean? Yeah. Well, it's like, oh.

She was younger than we were. It's insane to think of that. Oh, she was a 27, 27 club. Yeah, she was younger than we are at this moment. She's younger than we are now. Wild. Insane.

Yeah. Wait, who killed her again with the party? Neil Patrick Harris. Yeah. They actually, that was her real body. Yeah, it was a cake. That is like that smiling friends episode

with the fucking blackface demon where they eat him at the party. You know what's fucked up? He's like, no, no, no, I'm actually a demon. Those celebrities have enough money to actually make that. happened. If you think about it, if there was one that was like nefarious enough, they could literally pay somebody. Hey, uh,

Grave-digger guy. Yeah, I will give you one million dollars to dig up Amy Winehouse and yes, of course I'm gonna do it for a million dollars. I only make fucking $15 an hour. So, of course. $25,000 a year. Of course I'm doing that. The idea of eating a person is so

loony, loony spaghetti crazy. Yeah, yeah. It's like, what are you? Even at all. Nogany spaghetti. It's almost crazy is eating pets. Hey. Transition Transition Did you give this a listen?

Did you love you hate it? Are you gay? Are you gay? Are you gay? Are you straight? You're fucking gay. You are gay. You're gay.

That's how Anthony Vettano ends every single He has one episode Did you love it? Did you love it? Did you hate it? You're gay, you're gay, you're gay, you're gay, Tran gay?

And then he ends. And then it's it, I'd be like, I would think I was dreaming. I'm like, wait, wait, wait, wait. That was really fast, though, and it ended immediately. Only that one time, too. Nope, there. Nothing pops up.

there's nothing like it pops I click I get this a light gay Give this a light gay Give this a solid gay Edging on gay Yeah That's so stupid

But yeah So we're coming off The presidential debate The most recent one Yeah whatever That's basically how I feel about it Yeah It was better than the last one

Well it was a lot I mean I hated the last one I was just kind of sad The last one made me want Actually I really did think about Jumping out of my one The last one, I...

Your second floor. Yeah, because, like, I'm right, I'm right, I'm right, by my window, and I was like, fuck, I kind of... That might be more entertaining. I, I, I, I, my tongue was in the barrel of a fucking Smith and Wesson. When I was watching, like, a whole time. You're licking the oil out. You lick all the gunpowder out so you couldn't shoot yourself. You were like, oh.

So, I mean, yeah, it was, it was wild. I think, um, I think any honest person would be able to look at, uh, the last few debates. and they would say like the last one, the first one, clearly Biden lost. You know, not on substance or whatever, but he just came off worse because he's just like a fucking decrepit piece of shit. Hey, man, you know. I'll beat you in golf, you know what I mean? I'll beat you in golf. He can't lift a golf.

Come on. No way. Let's be fucking real. I think he can lift a golf club. He cannot. I saw him fall off a bike. Yeah, but look, the thing is this right? He felt, do you remember him?

He's just riding and he's like, oh. I'm like, oh, okay. I think he got the golf club, but there's no way he could coordinateally aim it at anything. I think he could. Like, he can't swing this act. Like, he can't do this. He'll swing it,

and then he'll get taken away to the wind and be like, oh, no, no, no, I think it's, he can't, he could grasp, he could grasp a golf club and maybe guess that it was a golf club. Maybe. But, like, he's not swinging that thing. Hey, look at these reptile eggs. These are amazing.

Wow, these, what kind of a ball is this? This is such a long, thin ball. I feel like, I feel like, When I realized he was talking about I was like what the fuck I feel like Joe Biden is a kind He's so gone He can go up to a tree and make it grow more

Dude like that's how like not What do you mean? What does that mean? Like he's so not here ethereally anymore That he can walk up to the tree Be like wow this tree Could be beautiful And he don't turn it to a red one

He's so Joe Biden is so tapped out That if he walked up to a tree and touched it The tree would siphon what's left of him And he would fall And he'd become the tree He'd become a wise tree Like one new.

leaf would sprout. You know those fucking trees that like retract when you touch them those plants? Ew yeah. Slap him because they just

they can't even respect him a little bit. You hear against their instinct. You hear an audible like, ew. Oh shit. Damn.

Was that supposed to happen? And the fucking like guide is like no. So Joe by no. They've never done that before. I made a redwood recoil. How does that work? It got it.

It got up and walked away. What do you mean? It was. It was. it's like the tree giants God damn God damn Jack That's pretty fucking

You're out of here Jack Let me get some fire Some racist trees or something I don't know what's going on now But yeah that was boring as shit Even Trump was lowered He was seen bored too in the first one Yeah he was just like wow

You're fucking you suck man Trump wasn't even But he did better in that one He did better He did have that one line Where like he was like Where Joe Biden Inexplicably said like

We finally got we finally... I think he said like he defeated Medicare? And Trump was like Yeah, you did beat it You beat it into the ground You raped it and molested it

You fucking fingered it until it died You pissed all over it. You shoved it up your ass and you threw it up You fingered Medicare until it Squared it and died You fucking You I watched it up And he rigorously

Fingered Medicare to death He ripped his pussy He ripped his pussy right out Inside out You fuck Medicare Harder than Stormy Daniels fucked me. And she fucked me harsh.

She couldn't walk that rest of that day. It was crazy. You fucked Medicare into the dirt all the way through the ground, all the way to China. He came out. He came out China with a fucked Medicare all over his day. China, China, China. China, China. That can't be.

What about magma? That's not a thing. The chiggers are coming. The chikers are coming. The chikers are coming. What are we saying? What are we saying? What are we saying?

We can't even. What's going on? I'm like a little kitty. This is cute. I'm a kitten. It's a little cute. He forgets what type of biological organism he is. We finally beat Medicare.

I'm a meow. He just starts meowing for the rest of the baby. Per me guy. President Biden. Trump's like, I don't know what's going. I hope a Haitian find you. I swear. I hope I hate you. It eats you. It eats you good. So with respect, that story is pretty crazy. But that's not an immigrant.

You know that story, right? Well, so there's a story that's older, too. I think it's a little bit older, but it's not even in the place they said. It's in like Canton, Ohio. And it was an American citizen. So it's just clearly like what you would imagine like, I don't know. I don't know this for sure, but like you'd imagine like what, like a psycho or like fentany like a drug. some crazy shit, some person eating a cat But it wasn't a migrant And it wasn't in the place that they said it was So it's a complete lie And of course like

But it is a wild story It's fucking hilarious Or fucking all those people They all started sharing all those stories Saying Haitian migrants are coming in in droves You're eating all their fucking pets They're eating the dogs They're eating the cats

I think there was an isolated incident Of like some ducks being snatched up or something But like but then you know A lot of them were like Yeah but those same fucking people Hunt ducks all the time So what the fuck do you even care about that shit? The duck thing I find really egregious

Because Has any Have you had Have you had duck? It's amazing I've said this on the show before like years ago You can go back and see it I would eat it

I would bite a duck's neck out the pond And bring it home and cook Just come out like a gator Dude ducks are fucking Duff rolling like fucking crazy I have absolutely no problem With people killing ducks But

Yeah that that incident of that like crazy American citizen eating that cat is wild But it's also like a, I don't know It's an isolated incident There's so many isolated incident You can find more things like that too That's how they found that one thing

Yeah I'm I'm stuck on What a delicious cat They're eating your cat The pets They ate Garfield There will be no Garfield movies Because the Haitian immigrants are eating All our Garfield

Let's be clear because there's I actually ran in a few dummies on Twitter That are like no it's true What are you talking about? Like, no, even, you know, I know these people, they, they love cops. They're the ones that are defending this shit. They love cops. They love cops.

The cops came out and said, there is no evidence of anyone reporting their pets being eaten. Right. So do you believe the cops or do you believe the fucking Facebook group that you joined? I, it's important. It's just, look, look. It's important to just acknowledge reality. It's a real story. Somebody ate a cat.

Yes. It wasn't a migrant. It wasn't in the place where people are talking about migrants. coming in, is there a problem with a lot of people unplanned funneling into a place? Yes. Of course. Obviously, these are realities, right? But these are not connected things.

And it's important to just, I don't understand why people can't just remain grounded in reality where it's like, okay, should we have people pouring in over the, over the border like, nonstop with like no real checks? No, which is why. Which is why there was a- Where are they? Well, no, but this is what I'm saying. This is why there was a bill that was proposed.

that was then shot down by the opposing party that would have prevented a lot of this stuff from happening. There needs to be more regulation. We all agree needs to be more regulation. No one is like, oh, no, people come in with Lily. I don't even have... But the thing is that like, these people, a lot of that... Show me every time.

Show me fucking evidence of where are these people? Show me them. What do you mean? What I'm talking about when people talk about this massive problem, like show me the fucking problem. They don't have... It's not to the degree that they're talking about. immigrating is such a fucking...

It is the... It is the... It is America. Oh, no, no, no, no. That's how we're talking about. And look, even undocumented, it is America. I agree with that as well. But like, I'm hearing you saying these things

and I'm like, these are talking points that they would agree with it. No, this is normal stuff. You can't have just a bunch of people like pouring in and destabilizing thing. You know what I mean? Like, give me an example. What do you mean? Give you an example. It's just self-evident.

It's just obviously true. No, no, no. See, that's what they would say. Give me an example. This is not political. There's nothing size-y about this. All right. God bless.

Like, this is what scares people because no one's giving out any information on what's actually happening. It only scares people because nobody understands the reason, the rationale behind it. If you give me some tangible evidence of something happening in response to a bunch of people pouring in, I'd be like, okay. But the problem is when people talk about this,

they give nothing and which is just fear monger. They're scaring people. And I'm showing in your neighborhoods, where neighborhood? What neighborhood? Is it your neighborhood? Where is it? No, No,

No, No, No. Is it your parents? Is it your distant relatives? Who's, So let me, I'm just,

yeah, Go ahead, go ahead, please. So the idea is that, um, my, my foundation for the, uh,

the problem is that America has a whole as a country where fucking, we're, we're, we're on fire. We are wildly on fire. So the idea of a lot of people coming here. In which way? What do you mean?

Just, like, fiscally, we just don't, have the money of people would even pay for themselves I'm not

I'm not against immigration at all I'm not gonna first foremost my I'm in I don't think anybody I'm an immigrant by blood my foot by blood is immigrated there's a there's a there's a literally not no

anyone who's reasonable is not there's a lot of people that are voting for Donald Trump that are adamantly against it oh yeah they're getting they're getting bad information and so like I try to curve the bad information by not doing

these sweeping generalities because I'm like because I always say like hey give me an example of like them coming out in droves and just fucking ruining things. Oh, no, because that's not the vast majority of the cases. There may be some that do that, but that happens all over the place.

Wherever. Everywhere. To be able to come over. Everywhere. People come over and be in cities. Look at how much that we've done everywhere else. Fucking counterpoint to anything that they've done to us, right? But the idea is that a lot of people are just, it is a lot of fear mongering.

And that's true. But I just, I think our country is on, like, we're just, we're fucked. Yeah, of course. I think as a country, we're just, but the thing is why is it? It's not exactly them. No, it's not immigration. It's poor resource allocation and we just don't like, we don't care about our own. We don't acknowledge it.

We don't acknowledge the poor resource allocation. We don't care about the vast rate for people here. People are meant here to just work. That's it. Yeah. You're given entrance to work for this country. And then after that, we don't want to pay you anything else. Fuck you.

You just got to be part of our machine. Well, I like, I look at, I like where you're going over there. We're saying like the entry level. Let's let's talk about the citizens first. Just like people are working to death. That's one of the biggest problems. So they don't have. problems to look into anything that sucks. I hate that. Number two goes back to the first thing

we were just talking about. Big money influencing people. Yeah. So that is, I would say that is the biggest problem. We all understand what needs to be done. We all get this. But people are being paid way too much money to lie and to just point the problems at things that aren't the problems. And we know the problem is not just Russians. It's oligarchs in general. We also, we have to kill Ellen DeGeneres. That's a part of it. How do you feel about this? That's a part of it.

She's a big piece of... I'm not trying to... Nobody understands... You're being convinced me, but not right now. You're convinced me. Like, if you're not familiar with what Ellen DeGeneres is doing as a part of this whole problem, you should look into it. You should research it.

You're not paying attention to the literature. You're not taking attention to the literature. See, it'd be so good if we just... If someone gave me up... Man, I think you could confidently say anything. Give me that money. Like someone will Google something. People are going to look up Ellen to the German and they're going to find something.

They're going to find something. They will find something. I hope they do. Whoa. Whoa. I hope they do. I hope they do, actually. I hope they do find something.

Man, what, what? Can someone please? There's got to be one, there's got to be one fucking like just person that has so much money in their bank account that's listening to this podcast right now. Can you please just fund us stupid amounts of money? and and look it, look it. Yeah, Notch, come back. You remember when Notch was on my Patreon? He was.

That's crazy. Yeah, like, I forgot about that. That was real. Look, look. I could have been bankrolled by a millionaire, but it could have. Yeah, you didn't, you didn't make the right, I mean, he doesn't like, he doesn't like where I went, which is like the same place that I was, but you know what I mean?

Oh, he means, he means you didn't know, no, no. So what that actually means, he didn't like that you went along with everybody, you did, you got, you did not go with everybody else. Right. Because that's what happened to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like, oh, oh, we didn't. hop on that money train

and people got upset at us and then me doing almost nothing with my channel being accused to being a grifter myself I'm like what is how am I making millions of dollars a year what the fuck is happening I don't know if you notice but we're in a

massive compound behind Sweeney behind that green screen is actually a skate park an arcade the bones of John F. Kennedy I want you guys to understand A rich person. Give me a lot of money

and I'll become the lucifer to the story of this world. I will burn. I'll destroy everything. I'll use every decent treat of mine to destroy this. I'll get a dog on camera. Like,

whatever. I will pretend it's a dog. I will, we will skin like a... I'll get a raw dog and a raw cat on camera in one bite. I wouldn't eat a dog. I wouldn't eat a dog.

But I would watch a dog eat and I would commentate. I would, I would get a dog. I couldn't do it myself, though. That's barbaric. I would just pretend their dogs. Like, I'll get an animal that's clearly not a dog. Have you seen images of the people during, it was like, I think it's something about an ET, but they had like an ETS called like barbecue.

And people were like, it wasn't really, you're talking about. It was like a bunch of meat for like a barbecue, but it looked like E. And they put it in. And they were like cooking it and eating it. And it's really funny because like. First of all, that's an awesome idea. It's like, so they built. So they built like almost like a, say,

So they sculpted like a meatloaf kind of that looked like E.T. And then they put on a grill. Yeah. That's awesome. And it's like, it's like screaming. The idea of it's, for me it's got a scream.

They put it. They put a little speaker in it. It's just, eh. The whole tight. Motherfuckers shaking the grill. That's crazy. You fucking flip it.

It's the whales. The whales will make my night. That is pretty wild though. But I would, that's fine. I'd be a bad guy. So what we'll do, we'll make a dog meatlo

So make a dog loaf And then a cat loaf I didn't make it and you And he has to be like wait It wasn't supposed to have dog in it And then fucking Just like out of yeah Fucking immediately

Fucking RFK dude just shows up Hey guys I don't know to cook them really It really is wild How did you get here I just people would just like When they see a story on Twitter I wish it would just like look into it

Even slight even just for like two minutes Because you'd find a lot of stuff You'd just look into it for two minutes If they try it. Is this true? That's okay. Because don't you want to not be duped? Yeah. Do you want to, does nobody have like the self-preservation of like, I don't want to be fooled?

No. Like, it's wild that people don't have that. People don't have the time. They really sit down and look into things. Well, they do. No, they do. They do. With the cell phones, they do.

They don't have the interest or the interest. They don't have the interest. They're like, uh. Because for me, I don't look into things I think are really stupid. Like if I think it's really dumb, like, I don't even got, I don't get time. Well, I actually, that's actually more when I really look into things. when I'm like, this is so incredibly dumb, there's no way this could be real.

And I have to... When it gets brought up again, I'll be like, I solve this. I have to confirm things that seem so fucking outlandish. It was like a... There's certain things that are just so obvious. Like, I remember even just something with trivial stuff. I remember doing a stream.

Yeah. And somebody was like, I can't remember what game it was, but it was like there was... Oh, Black Myth Wukon. There was like a review or something where, I can't remember what the exact same was. It was like an SJW-ish kind of point about like, I don't know, from screen rant or something.

something where like, oh, there wasn't diversity in Wukon. And like, people were acting like, this was like the prevailing, like, dominant, like opinion. It was just like one website saying this up. Yeah. And then I remember saying it's like, yeah, I mean, it's just one writer. Like nobody, this is the only

time I've ever heard any of this mentioned. It's a game from China about like monkey people. Monkeys and wolves and shit. Obviously, there's no diversity. I mean, you can say it is a lot of whatever. But so like, I don't mean like, but so then somebody, but somebody, but somebody, argued it's like no it's actually like a really common opinion it's like what are you talking about

it's like here's another review and i clicked on it and it was like a screenshot where like it said oh uh a heterosexual relationship may in the game might uh upset some people and i'm like this seems like it's not real where what's your source and then i looked at the oh good source it wasn't there and i was like oh well maybe benefit of the doubt maybe they got rid of it because they got criticism let me go on the way back machine yeah to the day it was posted and you Lo and behold, it's not there. Just a completely fake fucking screenshot. And this guy was like, well, it could have happened.

And it's just like, you're, I mean, at this point, you're gone. You're gone. That's, that's me with like, why are you biting? They want it so bad. They wanted to be true. Apparently were Star Wars though. Whereas like the idea of the Acoly. People didn't like this show.

I thought it was very meh at best. But people were like, oh, there was the clip of the, the girl that played Rue inside of, uh, in Hunger Games. She was the main character, Ackleight, right? Uh-huh. And there's a clip of her saying, well, was made to make white people cry, right? People going like a fucking tirade about how she's fucking hates the Star Wars for me,

the white coming. And it's like she's not talking about that. She's not talking about a movie called The Hate You Give. That is literally a piece about Rachel, Prejudice and a little young black man died. So they extrapolated that to fucking. And I'm like, that's not even. First of all, she's a younger person in that. You guys can't do she's visibly younger than she is now.

But it's just the idea of that like. Look, let me tell you something. Too fine? All right, I'm getting a little stuffed up. So if I did a genuine review of the accolide or whatever. It's nearly impossible. I found one guy. I forgot his name.

I started watching the video. It was almost like a two-hour video. Completely apolitical, like, shredding of the show itself. I was like, oh, I like this guy. He's not brainbroken. Like, now, and here's the funny thing compared to his views were just under 200,000. All of the nerdic or these people, millions of views. People want it.

They want it. Finding that guy was difficult. We have ruined our franchise. The Star Wars fan base has actually ruined the franchise. It makes me really sad because like it was once upon the time a just a fun universe that people could just enjoy to like one inhabit and inspired towards. But it's become something so gross by Disney's hand and by the fan base that it's like I it's. They never got past that Ryan Johnson shit. They've stayed.

Well, I feel like that was the catalyst for Because even when the 2015 The Force Awakens came out, people weren't even talking like this You're right, because it was a new thing, right? People didn't know Kathleen Kennedy was going to fucking fucking squirt the bed with fucking asses. So they were just like, okay, we're gonna be I thought the first movie was boring as shit personally.

It was serviceable. It was a serviceable. It was another of the same movie. It was a serviceable jumping off point. Yeah. It's like whenever a game comes out and it's like a good foundation. It's like, oh, this is pretty solid.

It's like destiny. It's like, eh, missing the boat, but like, there's something here for sure. And then, and then, vault of glass comes down.

And you're like, okay, okay, we're getting somewhere. That's kind of how I felt about the force away because it's like, eh, this is kind of,

eh, whatever. For me, but like, it's not, for me it made me mad. Because I was like,

she was doing shit that like, she did the fucking Jedi mind trick. And I was like, this, this woman shouldn't be able to do that. You were already there.

I was born to massaginous, bro. When I came out, my mom's wood, I slapped the hand on me. It's like, don't touch me, bitch. That's insane. Yeah.

People never got off that. That shit was... But what it's morphed into, what it's morphed into in the last, like, maybe I would say six years, is just cost it. Why is it so fucking profitable still? Well, it's so stale. People grew up with it. No, no, no.

I mean Star Wars, excuse me. I mean the quote criticism. The woke criticism. Like, it's so fucking stale. We know why. You know why it's fucking profitable. because after a certain person became president, right? The certain person became president.

What happened is these voices of people that are very ignorant became much louder, right? He gave these people a champion. Well, also people. It's true. Right. But people like to, you're missing. People like to hate things. People like to be angry.

Of course. People like negativity. And what happened is that media fans. I don't connect with that though. That's the thing that like kind of fucking weirds me out. I like making fun of stuff, but I don't like being mad. I feel like I'm like I understand. I am a human being too.

why can I not connect with that wave of wanting to be upset? I hate being upset. Well, we do kind of. Like, we're talking here about all sorts of shit that make us, like, we're looking at it. We're like, this is so stupid. It makes us upset in a way. I'm upset of people being so fucking stupid.

Not unlike saying, like, I have never gotten so, I've never felt like I wanted to make fucking 15 videos about, like, Mass Effect Andromeda, and that disappointed me deeply. You should have. You know what I mean? Right, yeah. It's just like, I should have. You should have turned on the mic into smoke.

I made like one video and then just little comments here and there whenever it comes up. Yeah, even when I was like covering Halo, I think I made like four. Over like three. Seven hour videos. Over like three years. The things I love, the things I love, I love discussing, right? Because the things I love, I love discussing. And often times there's a lot of fucked up.

D dick, let me finish. So. And like oftentimes I want to just try to prevail my idea to let people. know that, hey, you're stupid. I'm right. I'm right. But it's just, I don't know, it turns,

things turn into really fucking weird spaces where like, I don't know. The nerd, the nerd world, you'd assume it would be way more kind and friendly than it actually is, and it's unfortunate that it is the way it is sometimes. It is unfortunate.

It's like, I run into that with Spider-Man fans all the time. When Miles and Hollis came out, bro, Like motherfuckers were saying shit, I couldn't believe Yeah, they're just all doing wild shit Like, you know, like that big face on the screen Yeah, man, like this one.

I remember him saying, before he heard his name was Miles Ross, he was like, wow, Miles, what a dumb And he said it twice, he said it twice, said double N word three times. That's true, yeah. And then he flew away, it was crazy. I was like, what the fuck's going on? That's the first thing I said.

That's true. You were like, oh, this guy's actually great. Weepa, weepa, you know? I saw people like, this isn't real, obviously, but I saw people like fan casting, Miles Morales And it was just some guy

George Floyd No I'm definitely See I'm not kidding I saw that I was like sure you did My Twitter My Instagram was gone It is

I have to delete that Well listen to me The dumb is bullshit You made me actually forget what I was gonna say It was so wild It was like I saw people And people were like How about

It was just some guy It was just I think it was just like a Just some guy And then they were like How about an actual Afro Caribbean That'd be nice but it doesn't have to happen. Peter Parker's been British for the last two

it like you're not going to get a fucking offet. You're not getting a real Afroperian? You're kidding? I also agree. I also agree. Like I agree. I agree that's, I agree like cool.

That would be cool. But like that's not going to fucking happen. They exist. No. I mean, it's just, stop being here. They can't find,

they can't find an American New York to play Peter Parker. They're not going to find an African Caribbean to play fucking miles. They can't get an American New York to pay Peter Parker because he'll be too real and they'll be like, this is real one in the character. Not a single A-O. Not a single dead ass. Someone will push him and he'll beat the fuck out of them using his real spider powers. He webs him to the train tracks.

And then he'll be like, yo, Spider-Man's character is crazy. He has a good heart, but he's kind of walling. It's like, yeah. Speaking of, did you see that one clip of that guy and I think it was one of the PlayStation Spider-Man's where like he takes him up to like the highest building, probably the Empire State or some shit like that? does that like thing where you know you like stomps you like you basically you take him up and you like stomp on him

yeah so he goes to the highest building and Gab's a Hinchman and goes all the way down and it stops on him and then he says you're looking at pull my punches it's funny as fucking black suit on no no no this was like this wasn't one of the new Spider-Man games no this was like PlayStation 1

I don't know which version of the game this was probably Spider-Man 2 probably Spider-Man too probably Spider-Man too and that line was probably edited in. Yeah, I don't think, yeah,

I don't think he says, like, maybe he says, I think he says, I think he's like, I think he doesn't three. I think he does in three. It makes,

yeah, it's the game. Yeah, maybe, yeah, I don't know. And there was a crater on the phone of the guys, like,

I'll see if I can find it real fast. He's a puddle. He's just legs and a puddle. And he's like, you're looking at, pulled my punches. I was watching something

recently where it was showing like Arkham Batman versus Spider-Man PS. Because a lot, there's a whole discourse about people are on the smartphone. Oh yeah, yeah, no.

Spider-Man and PS still, I think we talked about this. In the second game, being, like, nerfed. Like, Peter Parker is fucking so weak in that game. And I'm like, they're like, yeah, when the fridge fell on him, I was so weak, I was like,

do you guys understand the experience he had the day before that fridge falling on him? What fridge? What the fuck are you talking about? You remember when Harry, like, transforms and he, like, knocks Peter into the fridge and Peter hits the fridge and it falls on him.

What the hell you talk? And Spider-Man? The newest one, yeah. Oh, okay, all right. Yeah, I don't remember that. And then he's like, Spider-Man's so much weaker in that game And I was like, I don't think Spider-Man's weaker at all that game

I think he's going through a lot of shit in that game Obviously Miles is more powerful Duh, I mean a nigga can turn into electricity He's an anime character Literally he's a fucking He's a modern comic character Compared to a guy that was created in the 60s Of course he's gonna be way more insane

And he's like if you put If you put like Pop-I in Legend of Cora It's literally We're like he'll just eat spinach And then he'll be, he'll win. He's literally what happens when you take a concept of a character that was made. I don't care about your air, I don't care about your air bending.

You're a woman. Boom. He says he died. I'm Papa, the Sailor Man. But this idea is like, if you give a little kid like, hey, what would Spider-Man be cool with? He'd have this power and do this. And it's like, yeah. Can I ask you something?

What's that? Did you grow up with Popeye the Sailorman? My grandma is old. No, but what I'm saying is like, you did, right? Yeah. So did I. Isn't that insane? It is to me.

Yeah. Yeah. Like, I, like, that... Did you grow up with my same to the man? Well, I'm a little bit older, so there was, I was, uh... Probably the tail end of people. There was, there was, there was basically reruns of it on, like, uh, I don't know if it was Cartoon Network.

Probably. Because, yeah, there was like shit like that. So I remember watching it a lot. I remember, like, that theme song brings back happy memories, man. I'm like, why? What's the name? That was like in the 30s or something. There's a show that is about a little girl on her dog.

I forgot what it's called. It's similar art style to On Popeye de Sailor, man It's like one of those Canton, Ohio Yeah, that's it It's got out of questions We're two hours in

We're there's a long episode Springfield Oh my God Sorry No, go ahead What? No, no, nothing Because I just realized

We literally It doesn't matter We actually didn't even talk about The President of the debate Not really It was really No we don't have to I'm just saying we spent all of our time, like, kind of like it was like a pre thing.

Like, oh, the first one. And then we got into the dogs of the. That's right. It was hilarious. Oh, yeah. So I think what I was saying before to pick up on something that we dropped an hour ago was. That was funny. That like, I think any self-respecting honest person would be able to see like, okay, well, Trump won the first one because Biden was just barely alive.

Yeah. And this time, I think it's pretty clear that Kamala won. you know, I think it's just like on an objective level. If you're not in the culture war, yeah. Yeah, if you're not in the culture war, like, if you're just, like, connected with, like, normal everyday people and you watch that debate, it's, it's very clear that Kamala came off a lot better. Yeah. I thought it was kind of cool.

I didn't expect her to go on the offense in the way that she did, like, because she was like, I, you should go to his rallies. They're boring. Like, I was that. He got so fucking mad about that. They got under. She started, she started attacking his ego and he fell apart. That was the, that literally fell apart. He took the bait a lot in a way that actually surprised me.

I was like, I'm, he kept. I wasn't surprised. I wasn't surprised because I was like, it is so clear that every time he gets so fucking upset, it's always tied to his ego about things because he always says everything's the best. And so when you say they're not,

he gets so upset. Just like he, at a few of his rallies, he won't drop the weird thing. He's so mad that they keep getting called weird. It is such a non thing that you should pay attention to, but it bothers him. And I'm like,

like literally, if people were calling me weird all the time, like, okay. If I'm politician, I'm like, oh, that's all you got? That's fucking... Yeah, it's like, it's so nuts. You're a dumb bitch. Like, what I mean?

Like, I don't fucking care. But yeah, so he got really upset. And then I just think the monologues at the last, the last closing statements where she was like, oh, I want to do this. I want to do that. I want to move forward. And then his entire thing was, she sucks. America's destroyed. You're all gay.

And I was like, damn. I was like this. I was like the, I saw a guy who's historically a Trump supporter, this dude's dad. And then he texted his son. He was like, damn. Yeah, Trump didn't look good at all, man. Yeah, I will say that I saw on. Part of his closing statements are actually pretty decent where he said one thing.

He's like, why haven't they changed these things? And when he went to the tariff stuff, I think that's the only moment where he was kind of like had a decent point about the debates. They kept the tariffs and he put up. Well, they kept some of that. They kept some of them. But they're still. Because his, his, his across the board. That's insane.

Like, it makes sense to do that for. some things, but like, it's like the across-the-board shit was insane. I think the only point, yeah, I do think from a layman perspective, like the whole, like, she says she's going to do this. Why haven't she done? That's the only way. That's fairly, I think, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm being honest. I think that lands.

It, it doesn't. I don't think it should land at all because it's like, you were president for four years. Why isn't, why isn't the right? So I think, like, if you're, I will say the thing, I'm sorry to cut you off. The one thing that did bother me was like, there was a lot of points where, like, Kamala could have just come, she could have come back with obvious rebuttals of things. Yes, and she just let it slide. She was like, I made the greatest economy ever.

It's like, you inherited a really good one and you just kind of kept it going. Like it's, I mean, good. You know, congrats, I guess. But like, it was already trending that way. And he kept saying, he said it multiple times that they had the worst inflation in history ever. Yeah, which is not true. I'm so laughably untrue. Or I'm like, Kamala, please address this.

Yeah, it's not true. and B, this is a global issue. Yeah. Like, it's not like the... And it's not like... And it's not like... It's not like... Objectively said it has not gone up.

It's like... And then he tried to come back and be like, oh, they're leaving shit out. I'm like... They're not doing the worst... Did it get brighter? That's what I'm saying. You're...

What the fuck? I don't know. I only just noticed that, but I can't tell if I just... If that just happened or... No, no, I looked over there. Whatever. It's not important.

Why would you do that? I had a thought and you took it from you stole my... You stole my thought. It is fucking wild. You are so much more bright than you were at the beginning of this. Everything's brighter now. What's happening? It's not even...

Oh. Does the sun come out? Sorry. I'm sorry. You stole my thought. You stole my choice. I'm sorry. It's my choice.

All right. Stop. Relax. You Alex Jonesing? Yeah, I don't know. It was a wild... I thought she did well. There were some points where I was fresh.

with her. I don't understand why she'd let certain things slide. The moment she talked about this fucking cases, it was like, ah, you, you love. I was, I was, I was, I was, I was annoyed too when she was like, um, what did you got? I don't know, like, this is, oh, and to be fair, this isn't just a common, this is just a problem with a lot of politicians. And I understand on some level why this happens. I get it. But it, it doesn't make it any less frustrating when a, when a politician will be like, they'll be like, will you, the moderator will be like, will you support this. Oh, yes or no. And then they'll be like, I was a middle class kid.

And I'm like, shut up. Just like, I wish some, I, the first person to be like, no. Yeah. Or yes, I'm gonna like, I'm gonna like, I was joking when I said this, but it's like 50 state landslide for the next person to just answer a fucking question directly. I know why they don't do that. I would see. Because they use it for like, you know, advert, like they use it in their ads to be like, you know, I get it. But it's, it doesn't make it any less frustrating to witness.

The Gaza question pretty well. Relatively, I think. Relatively, Relatively. Unfortunately, she could have, she could have,

to the median. What we, what we wanted was these niggas is wilding. Right. Yes. No. Relatively to the situation that obviously is unfortunate, like, to your average person,

yeah, probably. What do you? So the average person that, that already has her locked in, yeah, to the people who, who are now,

who have been disillusioned because when she started just repeating the same Biden talking points it's actually made a lot of people nervous that they're like fuck they were so excited before because like okay I don't have to in good conscience vote for Biden because it's clear on where he stands and what a lot of people were at least hoping

was that she would fucking delay her basically they're going to do the same approach essentially and which kind of took the wins out of the sales of a lot of people a lot of Muslim and a lot of young fucking voters that just in good conscience can't vote for her. She condemned. Like she condemned that.

That means nothing to them. I mean, I agree with what you're saying. Yeah. I am on your side. Well, that's who I'm talking about. Like the people, the votes that actually matter that she could miss out on. Because for me, it's like the way, I don't know, I don't know how you would like. There's, there are Muslims and there are young people that just can't, like, they can't play

they can't play this political game. I get it. I feel like they, well, I'm paying attention, so I know. Well, no, no, no. Well, no, I don't think you're wrong. What I'm saying is like, it's, what do you mean? Your other choice is like the person who moved the fucking. Oh, yeah, no.

So I don't know. I agree with that. I think it's kind of retarded. I agree. It is. It is. But I know what they're young and retarded. These kids don't understand the, like, how, like, how, how much worse.

Yeah. So, like, they're conscious or like, I can't get behind this because my family's being slaughtered. But then there's a way more young people, more than the Muslim. Muslims that can't support. There's way more young people that are taking a hard stand. And I'm like, that isn't good.

However, at least a lot of them that were taking a hard stand are going to ignore a lot of their feelings because Taylor Swift was like, yo, back in Kamala. And those people are going to... The white female vote. The most powerful breach of the planet.

Cognitive dissidents kicks in because a lot of her audience were like, no, we're not fucking doing this political shit. You need to fucking ceasefire now. But then she's like, I'm on board. They're going to be like, yes, queen. So I'm like, okay.

I'm feeling a little bit If we get Travis Kelsey, the white male vote is good. It is stupid. It is really stupid. It is so stupid. Look, with all due respect, if you change, if you make your political decision based on celebrity endorsements, I think you're insane. Yeah, you should be beaten down, but, you know, what do we're going to do? Take what you can get.

We have to move to questions. All right. That's my thing. At my moment, I don't know what she could have. What was that better way of saying now? So here's the thing. The other, the people that are not in the know, and then this is this and then we'll move forward. The people aren't in the know

And then we're gonna shoot him And still shoot him Shoot him Shoot him Shoot this man Shoot this man Shoot him Stick a dog on him

And then let him eat it And shoot him And shoot him And shoot him The people The people that are in the Normies that are already Going to support her

They're not going to be mad About like if she just said Cease Fire now They're doing too much This is fucked up And just focus on that side That's the only people She needs to worry about

The other people She has the other votes locked in She doesn't worry about the Muslim and the younger people I feel like if she just caters to them Because they're the only ones that are stupid enough To be like I'm not gonna vote And even though it's really important

That they need to vote they're stubborn They're being stupid They're not being me when I was young I was like I'm not voting for the lesser of two eagles I'm not doing this fucking game I agree and then I got older and I'm like Well I have to play the game That's just how it is

You don't play the game you lose immediately Yeah if you don't play the game you're gay It's just what happens I'm not gay I'm not outwardly gay yet I'm playing this fucking game hard All right, let's move on the questions A lot of stuff to cover

A lot of stuff to cover today What do we got? So this is questions that you just posted today Or backlog? This is some backlog But like I mean I made the post Three hours ago So there's probably

There's probably some stuff 10,000 fucking questions already 86,000 questions You better handle all them Rob coming house It's pictures of our houses You don't answer them That is fucking insane

I'd be so upset Here's a picture of you sleeping That's a one too Kissing on you The one of those mascots How would you feel actually If if if Because there's

So here's the thing There's gonna be a point Where like AI is gonna be realistic enough Where like people could fake that stuff That is true So like how do you That's gonna fuck with people a lot I would imagine

The idea of seeing me do Something I didn't do Was gonna really bother I feel like I already don't know I feel like this is going to be crazy for the schizophrenic community. Oh yeah. They're fucked. I mean, they're already fucked

so they're like... Well, is there a community? They're already fucked. Is one person a schizophrenic community? Technically, I think technically, yes. This is really fucked up. He's really fucked. What do you mean? It's a valid question. For him, it could be... A schizophrenic person could have like 87 friends that aren't real.

Everyone's out to get you. Do you hear something? No. Me neither. No. Poor guys. Poor me. smother them anyway you're walking your dog they want to give the trends

they want to give the dog schizophrenia and they want to eat the schizophrenic dogs they want to give themselves schizophrenic because it's viral they're eating the dogs and turning transgender I watched a black woman

turn a transgender migrant in prison into a dog and eater I saw it I watched it after my crystal ball I watched it my crystal ball see that video of

excuse me pointing like a witch at the TV TV scene No There's a video of like This is not a story about anything It's not even worth bringing up Yeah But like there's like a video of XQC saying

Like something about his ex-girlma He's calling her fat and shit Which is like you know based But like he's like pointing at the camera like this Like it's like a gnarled like witch finger Why that? It's like a curved He's Canadian of course they can do that

Is that how they do that over there? Yeah that's how they The fucking the Corbecians It's how they accuse Native Americans Of stealing things He did it He did it This is the 90s

We're going to put you in a camp In the 90s Killiam Keeleem Mettonon Mettonon Kill him The black people

That's not how you say that Friends The black people That's now Like if you want to say now The black people are eating our dogs They're eating our What's his name from Garfield

The little dog Odie Odie They're eating our Odie They killed my nigga Odie It was terrible I saw him do it Was a black person

They're turning our ODIs into honey Bunches of Odie's And they're Mixing them in with little dried fruits. John Arbuckle. Then they make him trancey. John Arbuckle took in a Haitian immigrant.

Eddie ate Garfield and Odies. I would love the idea of a Haitian person drawn in that art style. I would love that. Sapa said Naboulet. Sap I say Nabule and he walked on a frame. Garfield is like he's being literally consumed. He's like his legs are missing. He's being eating from his stores and he's like, I hate Monday.

He cuts guard foot open, takes out a whole lasagna, eats the lasagna inside of him, and then eats Garvey. They keep eating our pets. It's crazy. It's crazy what this woman is doing to our country. What are you doing? What are you doing? He's a phrase.

They speak French. I know, but it's such a wild. It's just a wild. I always can't visualize it. On my mom, see, please. single play as he's scraping the face off of a cat bit in the Garfield

tummy wise and then you break his jaw off through his tummy oh my god it's like that kill it's like that kill animation God of Warwick takes the wolf and fucking opens it down gently

I hate that he does that the audacity of Crados to put it down gently they're eating our they're eating our Haitian dough But Yeah, what the You gotta go to questions

We're gonna keep First question Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah, yeah yeah Yeah, we didn't even get Yeah

All right First one Mr. Haitian Oh did I even say Patreon On thatcom slash a snack tag

You know We'll get back On track next time Yeah But Hages prefer poodles ass That's true Demens rage

wrote And he says When are you Cowers Going to call Sween out for his fake laugh

Can I say this? Which one? Yeah Which one? Yeah Which one? Yeah So I've done, listen, in fairness, like, we spent a lot of the early episodes doing this.

Like, this is a thing we've talked about where his laugh sounds inauthentic. You have an inauthentic sounding laugh. I don't think I do. You wouldn't. I have, because you're you. On my phone. And I- You say multiples of my laugh.

Well, no. So this one is, when I was still dating, uh, that Norwegian girl. Um, we were in, which one? We're in his, yeah. Can you ready? No, I can. You have. Haven't you? One.

If it was multiple. Everyone's had at least one. To be very, if they're from there, like, they're all Norwegian to me. They're all, it's, I mean, they're all the same. They're all like, you know, seven feet tall and, you know. We are different, yeah. We are not the same jobs. We have their same country, yeah.

But, like, I have a laugh of you giggling like a moron. My delicious dog. Norwegian migrant Is that the dog Yeah This dog is good It makes good Bush worse

Yes That is not pet That is my food Yeah She takes the dog Turn it into a weenie in front of it Flergen Juergen

She bends the dog Like you bend The fucking hot dog And bite the spine Immediately She folds it like a pizza That's good Yeah

Don't be upset. Anyway, don't be upset. Yeah. That was my dog. That was my friend. That was my dog. No, it's okay.

Yeah, I'm hungry. I'm good. It's fine. I'm good. It's fine. I ate your German Shepherd that you paid $4,000 for pure bread, but it's fine. What are we going to show on your phone? Don't you,

your short ass hair. What are you going to play? I'm going to play one of Sweeney's laughs that he doesn't do anymore, but this one was the worst one. They focused tested poorly. You laugh like a, like a Furby. She looked scared when I laugh She looked like Oh my God

These things are terrifying You do Like I've known him for long enough to know that I've known him long enough to know That his real laugh Is inauthentic sounding But it is it is his laugh This is just something

I don't know what it is You laugh like an actor Trying to laugh You know Not well Yeah You're not doing laugh You have pretty crazy

Of your voice because you'll do this thing like, ah ha ha ha, ha, like this thing. Like, I can't. Not all the time, though. When you spit the water that last time, you did that. It's really choppy. And I'm like, damn, that is control in your voice. It's not control.

It's my voice skipping. Because it's, can't get those sounds out. It's like when you would listen to a CD on the bus. And it would like you hit a bump and it would skip. It's like, you know what a frequency gets so high. It turns off. That's what's happening. Isn't it crazy how much that dates us, by the way?

Oh, yeah. insanely when you're on the bus listening to a CD I remember going like I remember This was to be fair like a little bit late too Like by the time I was doing this people had MB3 players But like I had a CD player on the bus in like Seventh 8th grade You know which was like 2005-dust

When I got my first iPod You player? Ooh um The first one damn the first one was um Shit I feel it was pretty early right The first one was very early because I remember having One and it was not the original ones in like 2004.

Yeah. That wasn't even the original ones. I wanted an iPod so fucking bad. Dude, a 30, I thought a 30 gig was crazy. I bought a 30 gig for $300. That shit was like, I can put so much music.

Like, oh dude, it's insane how much space we use for music and how like I have so many songs saved on my phone. Me too, yeah. And like, it's nothing. That 82 hour, it is no. That 82 hour playlist that I have on Spotify, the one of all

that my Ultramix? Yeah. All saved, download it on my phone. Of course. And I have not run out of space or even come close to it. Dude, I got to the point why I doubt full movies on my phone.

Like once MP3s, once that opened up a world to like, because I remember for the longest time, if you wanted to burn, you maybe could put two albums at best on a disc. If you're burning and now if they're long albums, that means it's just

one album because you don't have room for another album usually. So usually on average, I would be able to fit two albums or just a 20, song mix around. And then when MP3s became a thing, oh, I could put three fucking hundred songs on average.

It was crazy to me. It was like, it was so fucking unheard of. Do you think the iPod is the most insane invention of our lifetime? Like that most like that's the invention of our lifetime. What do you mean? Like, you know how people had computers stuff like that? If you are a I think the iPhone is. If you're a huge fan of music.

The smartphone. The smartphone was, yeah, that's the, that's the biggest. I honestly think it's probably going to be the I don't know if we'll live to see something as transformative. I think that's it. To be honest with you. What else could we, everything else is like not real.

If you know what I mean? Like, like if nanotech becomes a thing ever, if nanotech becomes a thing like, I feel like nanotech is that point where, like I'm one of those people, I'm like, I don't have the AI fear.

Like I don't understand people having the insane fear of AI where it's like Skynet-esque. I understand the fear of it like taking people's jobs. Like, duh, that's a real huge problem. Well, happening. Yeah. That's the real threat. That's the real threat of it.

But like, it's not going to kill, it's not going to kill anybody. I think it's just going to displace a lot of people. And then we're going to, and then we're going to end up with a situation where AI can do most jobs. And then there's no necessity for people to work those jobs, but there's still a necessity to make money. And how are you getting, that's going to be like a massive. Yeah. That's going to be a huge. That is like, that is like, completely apolitically, like this, that will be like a massive problem.

Yeah. Like where, oh, we need to make money, but no one's earning money. and no one needs to work at the same level. Like how are we going to... That's why I was like, oh, when Andrew Yang was talking about that specifically and a universal basic income, I was like, thank you for bringing this up because this is something that we're going to have to face in the near future.

It's going to be a real problem in our children generation, 100%. Look, I also admire your guys as optimism because, you know, when I think about like fully AI completely self-aware and can learn on its own and it understands what it is, I do get a little bit scared when I see those Boston dynamic videos and people are kicking the shit of those things. I get a little bit scared because...

It's unsettling. Because think about it in a way of you being a human and seeing a human being treated that way. And a robot understanding what it is and seeing things being treated that way. I agree. I feel like a little bit that.

Stuff like that concerns me a little bit. I 100%. But I think the robot will be able to see like anything with the dynamic learning ability will be able to see the good and bad in both things. Fuck robots. You know? Oh, yeah.

As of right now, fuck Robesp. If you're in... If you're an Android, you're an Android... You're gonna hate this in 15 years. If you're a fucking... If you're a fucking Android, I'm glad you're getting...

I don't know, fucking disenfranchised or whatever. Hey, yo. Smash cut to him strung up. Crucified. With them projecting this video. You remember when you said this. I was kidding. I was kidding.

And then just fucking just drills coming into your eyes. It's like Dead Space. and sweetie for some reason it wasn't it him wasn't it was like ah and then flashed it's like oh that was me doing this i don't know what you're talking about isn't he hallucinating at that moment and it's like he thinks he's i think you're hallucinating i'm not even recording the podcast right now i'm in the middle of my bed sitting down in new york naked shitting myself as one does my bed is just it looks like a fucking punch pop i watch at the bed

I watched Gink Sin wake up in a cold sweat, shitting his bed and eating a dog. I watched it. He ate so many dogs. It's insane. He had a, he had a, he,

he, he, you pull out like a stack of dogs, like it's gum. Open up a box, grab and pull out a full big ball. I really, I really,

I really, and Fouch is like, damn. Falky's, I really slow. Respect, he's rubbing, he's rubbing his leg.

That is, That is funny, by the way. I don't know, man. I'm so fixated on that dog thing. It is just so funny. It's so funny. Like, it's a crazy. And it's a trans migrants.

Imagine the power of the internet. The power of the internet. This fake fucking story made it to the highest level. Like, well, I thought, look, I thought it was impressive in MMA when this fucking idiot named the MMA guru convinced Sean Strickland the fighter to use some bad, some shitty information. And it made it to this fighter. I was like, oh my God, these idiots are infecting the fighters now.

You're seeing these fucking people infect the former president. Where they're eating the dogs. They're eating the dogs. My niggas, they're in the dogs. But it's still just like you would think that shouldn't be able to happen. When he said, when he said abortions at nine months, they give birth to the babies. I was like, that's not what that's all. They're killing.

It's called murder, you fucking moron. Ask the motherfuckers. Oh, he's running for breakfast. Stop shouting. This audio is fuck. I'm sorry. Well, to be fair, he was like 10 feet away from the fucking mic. I guess, yeah.

Sometimes he isn't. You're a nightmare to level for it. We've talked about this already. Why isn't there any questions of people being, tell that nigger to fucking stay by the mic. They love me. They love me too much. Like, just like. What I love about that story, though,

because it's like, it is a fake story, but it's also like, it's like, it's like one percent true. You know what I mean? Because it is, like somebody did eat a dog. It's almost like, you know those, I don't look you know when they like I can't even say that though well I mean it literally did

but somebody ate at the but they know what they retroactively found a fucking story to support their arguments of course that's what I'm saying it's like it's like have you ever seen a building where you're like that used to be a pizza hut

you know where it's like it's clear you know it's like that kind of thing it's like this is clearly a pizza hut but like it's they're pretending to be like a fucking bank whatever the fuck it's like one of those where it's like

they dress something up to the point where it's like this is no longer but there is still like clearly this was a pizza hut going to a bank that was a pizza hut must be wild yeah the fucking pizza hut national the same is our fucking pizza things they gotta take out money they leave the fucking oven of course but it's a safe it's like the um

like here in uh in burbank there's a local place called a Han Korean barbecue and I love I've never been there but like what I love about it is it's in the mall in the Burbank Mall and you can see it used to be a P.F. Chang's. And they just took the C and the G

out of Chang's and just named it Han. That's amazing. That is so lazy. It is amazing. And it's like, which is like... That's resourcefulness, though. It is resourceful. You know what? Props.

But... What's up with that sushi place or something? Oh, Akita or something? Akita. I don't know. It's the... All you can eat place? It's a base...

No, there's a... In the, in the mall. by the movie theater. It's, in the mall? It's like, because there's a, there's a barbecue place.

I know what you're talking about. It had, it's this exact, the impact font or, it's game stop. Oh, sushi stop. Yeah,

it's game stop. I was like, this is fucking game stop. Yeah. It's not there anymore though. Yeah, clearly. There it is.

No, I'd be in the pizza place. No, no, that was the old steak and shake, which was then something else and now it's a piece. Do you remember steak and shake?

That place was horrible. Yeah, I like the fries kind of, but like, they have those, crispy fries. But, uh, new pizza place

actually isn't bad. I'm gonna go there. It's actually okay. There's a pizza place right there. Yeah, there's a pizza place there now. Right by the, the,

slice house, I think it's called. Well, it's right by a wood ranch. Is that what it's called? Woodramp. No, no, no. You're talking about yardhouse?

Yard house. It's where, it's next to sushi stuff. Yard house has, uh, barmeh, so, I think it's like,

Tradeso Koso, so deep. I was, fucking amazing. I was, I had, um, there was a bago like a bogogi

Philly chili steak sandwich That sounds really good That sounds really good Bougi is unreasonably good though It's a really good It's a really good Fuck I want Bogogi Bukogi

Okay let's see you I actually didn't read this one But like I'm gonna read it On like live Hopefully it's good Yeah hopefully it's good Like there's a lot of pressure on you Jennifer Coolidge announcing Bin Laden's death

Nice He wrote in Bin Laden's dead We got him Ladies and gentlemen, we got them. He says, hey, anecdote, semantics, and Sweeney. Who is never, Sweeney, who is never on topic? Listener since episode zero, first time patron, welcome.

Hey, welcome. That's cool. That's why I decided to read this. You're a first time patron, so I don't know what's coming next, but if you let us down, we'll kill you. You're dead. Yeah, we'll kill you. You're dead. Done. I wanted to ask if there's been a commenter on Patreon,

who's just lingered in your mind for too long. I still think back to the listener who called Chris a zookeeper and then called Sweeney and Derek monkeys. Oh yeah, that's right. I remember that. That was funny. And then asked how you dealt with Sween talking over you because he had the burning urge to punch his wife. Keep the seven-hour podcast up. So we read a lot of these.

And to be fair, listen, I especially record so many shows a week. I don't fucking remember anything. Like the second we're done, like, we've had this conversation too. We're like, the second we're done, we're like, what happened this episode? We're literally, we're trying to name the episode and we're like, what did we talk about? We go into the living room. We're talking and we're like, yo, what happened? Yeah.

I do not remember the first hour of this show. Right now? Yeah. Do you remember? How did we start the show? Exactly how we started? How did we start the show? We talked about the Russians.

Well, yeah. Because it's written. That was the first big topic. But I remember you were like, oh, hit record because we were talking about something. I don't know. I don't remember what it was. This is not good. No, no, this is bad.

That's not good. It's fine. Your brain doesn't want to retain useless information. Yeah, it's useless information. It's recorded. The brain is breathing. Is breathing useless? Because I forget that sometimes.

You should. That's crazy. Imagine me that damage your brain like forgets to like tell you to breathe. It's not even. It doesn't even tell you to breathe. That's what's crazy. It just does it sometimes. Well, I mean,

You know, it's telling your organs. It's telling your diaphragm to make your lungs go, involuntary shit turns off, and you're like, sorry, I haven't blinked piss shot or ate that. You're like, let me turn that back on. Dude, what the fuck was that guy that you sent me? What the fuck, dude?

The expanding fellow. Did he have, like, was he putting the Mentos and Diet Coke in his son? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. What the fuck? Yeah, yeah. The Expanding Fellow? Like, humans are incredible. the shit that they can do

because I'm like how what? Did you send me Who said who's that video? Had it been no there was a video that I think you shared or something Of like The cop I said that to him

I saw this video like So he shared this video of a cop And it was like one of those like It was one of those like Set up kind of like romantic things where it's like Oh like they get pulled over by a cop And it's like a setup And he goes like

you got a baby on board and you're driving fast and the guy's like we don't have a baby on board and he was like are you sure and he turns to the wife and he sees a pregnancy test

and then it cuts to some footage of a cop shooting just shooting and with the wholesome music still going that killed me because I was like this is great shit yeah I was like

I was like so wholesome watch to the end I did not see the expanding fellow I said that to you in tears I laughed a good bit hunched over laughing at that. And Lily was like, that is absolutely

the least funny thing ever seen in my life. And I was like, are you sure? I'm sure, it's pretty great. It's the expanding fella. So Takeshi's asshole rode in. Let me show you the expanding feller. And look, I think he takes a Mentos and check this out.

Look, he's expanding more. No one can see this. No one can't see that. We gotta put it in my episode. Don't worry. God. Arabic text Overhand

I know it is He farts he's gonna die I don't think he's gonna fucking fart his whole heart away I don't care I think he's gonna explode before that happens Like his stomach's gonna rip And then he's gonna bleed internally In nefarious

So Ketchi's asshole road He says hello los Gounos Hermanos Gounos Nice I feel like that doesn't mean anything Probably not at all Not word Longtime fan

First time patron Been listening since day one I've been a subscriber of Kristen's 2016 or so To prove this I'd like to bring up one of Chris's old live streams, it always stuck with me. I don't know. Nice.

Where he claims to have put his baby teeth in someone's food for no reason. Ew. I was wondering if Chris, where was this at all, and if it's a blatant lie? In any case, have you ever pathologically lied or did something very wrong to someone who didn't deserve it at all just to see, just to see what would happen? Of course. I'm a fucking, I mean, I don't know. Am I a demon, piece of shit?

Did I have a fucking psycho? I fell from the sky. I wasn't born. I wasn't thought of. So first of all, that, that story was, completely like it's not it was a joke like it wasn't it wasn't serious I remember

yeah the story was like somebody was being a dick to me in school for no reason and when he went up to and so I found the zip block that my parents you know some parents keep baby teeth I don't know if my parents actually kept it or not but like I know people do that

and so I was like yeah and when he went up to go to the bathroom whatever I put my baby teeth in a sandwich and he ate it because it's an insane story and I just thought it up in the moment and I just thought it was funny Like busting in people's socks and made sure they wore it. And I was like, that's it.

Got you. Got you. That's crazy. Sticky foot. I've definitely never done that. But I wish I had that. But I've never, no,

I don't think I've pathologically lied to people just to make their date, just to make them their day. I do. When I am in, we've talked about this. When I am in a lift or an Uber, I will improvise an entire fake life if they ask me. Like, like, if they ask me like what I do, because quite frankly, I just genuinely,

if they don't know what I do, I don't want them, like, looking me up and then like knowing where I live or where I'm, going or like I don't like that idea. So generally it behooves me to just not say anything, but I don't want to be like so impolite to be just like, I'd rather not, I don't know. So I just make shit up. I'll be like, I'm a doctor.

And then I'll be like, oh, what do you study? And I'm like, I'm a proctologist. I'm a proctologist. I'm a proctologist. And they're like, oh, so you, like, you do shit? Like, yeah, I shove things up people's asses for money. You want some? And then I just make up, I don't know.

It's fun to kind of improvise the people who you know you're never going to see it. I want to be like shut the fuck up to them sometimes. I'm like, how are you? Like, set the fuck up and drive, bitch. I will say, I did have a moment recently that was a little infuriating because, like, I, I walk, so I'm walking up to the Uber and then I have headphones on. And then I put my headphones on when I, when I get into the car, which I, I think is a clear signal, right? Whereas it's just like, listen, don't really want to talk right now. I want to listen to music.

Conversation continues anyway. Hey, where are you going? Where are you from? I'm like, ah, now I'm locked in. Nope, you got to be like, I'm sorry, what? I can't hear you. I can't, yeah, it was too late. It was too late.

No. And then he's like, he's like, he fucking reaches back and takes your shit off. That is crazy. Hey, I'm talking to you. So like I was saying, I would fucking, I would crack. I would kill us. I would go, run us off the road. Like, dude, fuck you.

I would make sure his part of the car hits the fucking 16 wheeler. Yeah. His part of the car. Just precision. Half the car. That's shamed off. That is a crazy degree of high school. Oh, no.

Oh, whatever. Half the engine's gone. I guess this is going to slow down eventually. I couldn't believe that. You just called another louber. While you're in the other half of a Uber. Gotta get home. Odin Zen writes in.

He says, do you wipe or let it crust? What a fucking. What was that one question about barbarism? Barbarism? I saw a video of a girl saying, yeah, I stopped wiping during COVID. I was like, I did see that video. I don't know how true any of that shit is, though. I don't think it's true, but if she has, can't be.

If she has stopped, I hope, I hope. Be careful. It's not going to be big. It is going to be real insidious, though. You should lean further away from the microphone, I think. Yeah. I'm thinking. I'm thinking.

I'm thinking. I think of a penis on me. Mike, I can't be, can't think too well. you're fucking crazy I think everybody here lets it crust I would I hope when she I hope when she gets pregnant

the baby comes out her mouth Jesus fucking crap alright well that's pretty good well she's vaccinated maybe it'll happen that baby's covered in acid dude

that baby's like it's like a little zeno more it's got teeth marks in it as it's coming out oh man it's good dude that's the worst First birth. Worse birth.

Fucking Zeno Morfass, baby. Have you seen a alien movie? No, no. We forgot. Did you see it? I saw it my second time last weekend. What do you mean? He saw it twice?

You saw it twice? How'd you like it? I think it's the best alien movie, I think. Really? The new one? Yeah. I think it's, I mean, one is classic, obviously. Yeah, one's great.

Two is a good movie also, but it's full of idiots. Yeah, I saw a lot of people, like, look, I understand why a lot of people don't like it. But I actually... Why don't why don't like it? Well, I mean, it's just, it's just, it's, there's, there. is a Force Awakens kind of thing to it. You know what I mean?

It is very much like, it's, I will say this, it's a really good introductory alien movie. Like, I think it's a really, if it's your first time

seeing anything alien, I actually think it's a really good alien movie. The only thing that's distracting, and I think it's been long enough to say this. Because like, if you wanted to see,

if you wanted to see the new alien movie, you would have seen it already. Do you still want to see it? We're not going to explain anything crazy for you, but it's just like one part. Are you trying about the new one? Yeah.

Do you care? Like, It's not like a major plot point. It's just like a character that's in there where you're like, why. Personally, I don't care. It's, uh, Joejo wants to see it. So whatever. Okay.

Spoiler alert. Just skip like a minute or something or like 30 seconds. Yeah. The Android from the, the first movie is in it. But like they see G. Because he's gone. Yeah. It's like the same model, but they see G his face onto a new.

And it's like, to me, I'm just like, you could have just not had a new Android. Yeah. That to me was just like, eh, you didn't really need to do this. Um, but everything. else I thought was really good. I think it was amazingly. I think it was

really cool horror. I think it was... There is a point where it kind of gets like, oh my God. There was like, it's not... It was like, oh my God, there's more,

but that's every alien movie that's true. Like, how many times is it going to get worse for these people? It begins to feel like a comedy at certain points. That's the point of those movies.

I guess so, yeah. Dude, like Ellen Ripley's life is horrible. That poor woman. But I will say it looks great. The practical effects are really fucking awesome. Only one black person.

Only one black person, so you know it's got a quota. It's Keino. The main character was Hispanic, so yeah, but you know. Yeah, I kind of hate that, yeah. We shouldn't be there. There shouldn't be Hispanic in space. We wouldn't, we wouldn't go there. No, my.

It's not called his space. It's called his space. It's too much black in space. I don't want to go. That's insane. You're so racist that you hate space. You're so rich and you're close, right. When you sleep, you get upset.

All right. I got to go visit the dark again. Yeah. I thought it was pretty good. solid movie. Really good first alien movie, I think. Very, very fun movie. Okay. Perapa the... Uh-oh. Perapa the niggas.

Perap... Is it Parapa the Raper? That's fucking awesome. That's one of those things I can't believe I'd ever heard before. Per Raper the Raper. He says if you had to fuck... He says if you had to fuck one version of Uncle Ben, which would you fuck? You have to shoot him after, too. He's got to be dying.

Well, I'm so... To the, I'm so used to Sam Raybos on the, I mean like, oh, like, actor. I'm so used to him being shot. Like, it's, I'm completely desensitized to that, so it's got to be him. Yeah, Cliff Robertson. Yeah, I think his name is. Such an old man's name. Who's the, uh, it is a very classical, like, isn't one of the daddy sheens and the one in the,

Martin Sheen? Yeah, he's in, um, oh yeah, the elusive man. The elusive man is Uncle Ben and, um, Amazing Spider-Man. That's right. I guess whatever, but yeah, him, I guess. It's got to be him right after Marco shoots him. It's got to be whoever, whoever Marissa Tomey's uncle Ben was. You know?

Yeah, I guess. And he's got to join. So you, it's got to just be me fucking her. You want to have to leave. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that'd be nice. At least you'd be like, you know, playing with her tits or something.

She was so attracted. She was younger. It was crazy. Marissa Tome? I'm sure. Like younger was wildly attractive. My cousin Vinnie? My cousin Vinnie's crazy.

I'm like, damn, bro. She's overpowered in that movie. I'm not a milkman, but I'm not a milkman, but man. I actually have. I can be. That's a lie. That's a lie.

I definitely have been a milkman. Yeah. Okay. So Titan sub, Titan sub to electronic boogaloo wrote in. He says, hello, Timu Scott the Wasz,

black and gay Corey Taylor, and Cleveland Brown Jr. Timu Scott the Wases is fucking crazy. That is so fucking mean. It's an aesthetic, man. just unfortunate being white and wearing glasses on internet just makes it like everybody else, man. Yeah.

It's an unfortunate aesthetic. Whatever. Just dye your hair fucking bright green and then fucking put your glasses. Wear a monocle. What are a monocle? Bright green hair and a monicle is insane. Absolutely. They'll be like, oh, Scott the laws.

Don't still be. It's a fancy joker. We're talking about it. I was thinking that. Slave traitor joker? Fucking Calvin K. Andy Joker basically. That is a comp, that is a powerful.

Could you imagine a fuse? Oh, Lord. That'd be a unique character. It would be. He'd be able to be carnage in a fight. These are my mandingo fighters, Batman. Have fun killing them unless you're, you know, racist or something.

Anyway, yeah, he says, have you realized that the muffin man from the 2004 hit film, Hit film, Shrek 2, was actually the most powerful character in the Shrek universe. He has the power to create sentient life, using only common baking ingredients. This essentially makes him a god.

If you had these powers, what would you do with them? Love you all so much. I would make my own chips a hoy. No, my own individual chip aoy. And I would make him go on a fucking rampage throughout town. I'm obviously making an old amount of pancake. A pound cake get fucking there. Like that's like that's the,

you have to do that. You have to do that, literally. I feel like that's... So I have a problem with this dude's saying that most powerful. Because to me, I feel like this is a... This, if, if, uh, if this was in the X-Men universe, this would not be a class five mutant. You know what I mean? No, no.

I feel like this, it's like being like, oh, this, the act, the cyclops could kill you by in a universe. This thing can like, it's like, oh, this thing is could bud essentially kind of, it almost feels like, I'm like, ah. I think you say like, cyclops would run a mug in that universe, would just swish cheese like all, all of those cookies. They're gone, you know? So as far as that being the most powerful, I think I would still give to that hot dragon, you You know? Hot dragon. Oh, yeah, yeah.

The lady dragon that fucked a donkey. The dragon slut that fucked donkey. Which is crazy. They should have showed that. You know, dude, the crazy. I can't, I saw you going there. I was like,

he's not going to say that out loud, is he? And he just, what I'm going to have to do because I've never done it before is looking up because you know motherfucker's created that scene. And you got to, you got to get,

you got to get at least one jerk out of that. You know, motherfuckerfugs created that. I mean, it's just like that fucking Tarzan then that dude just deep. throating Tarzan. I saw that video and I was like, I have to save it for later.

I noticed it's going to come up. And then it did and I felt so happy I brought that to the forefront of the universe. People have been DMing me regularly for that. And I'm like, I can't send you guys a picture of this. This could look really bad in any other content. I still forgot to edit the thing to edit together, put those two scenes together. But yeah. My question is this, right?

If a dragon turns into a human, is it okay to fuck it? I don't know. I mean, I don't think so. If I think it's totally fine if he didn't know, it was a dragon at all. But what if it's like a very sentient, like fucking, like a smoke or like, you're completely aware? Yeah. But it turns into literally a lady. I mean.

Or a dude. I don't know, man. Whatever. Whatever. Yeah. At that point. That is too much. I'm afraid to take those steps because once you take.

those steps you fall off the bridge and you're just like you're doing anything well i mean like it's are you are you gonna be bonded to the drag i don't i don't want to deal with that shit like i just don't got the energy that like because i don't know where i want and i i can't go too far i guess that is almost the best of both world if you're in a dark fantasy you could have a dragon and fuck like technically a dragon but like as a human like what if it's hot like the dragon girl from the elderly d lc he's a fucking bad bitch when he's a human and i'm like man well that's what i'm say if you what would probably happen

you would meet her as a human right and then you would be smashing by the way I'm a dragon and you're like I think it's fine if you didn't know I think it's fine if you didn't know it's one of those things where it's like you know

you can't know everything I guess now she makes you fuck her as a dragon no yeah you gotta stand on business tapping out you have to get my drag goosey I'm like well another adventure

Splish, splash, I was gaping his ass, rodent. Nice. This will be the last one. And we'll get the fuck out of here. Let's go. He says, we all have to shit on right-wing idiots like Tim Poole, but let's get some optimism. Who are the good political commentators out there you wish got more attention? Secular top for sure.

He's really the only person that I think is pretty up there. Who else do I really? Yeah, Calgary. He's not bad. Yeah, I like Kyle. Like, of the people who is, who's doing this stuff, I feel like he's, like, the most uncompromised. And, like, he feels the most fair. But, like, you know, that's really it.

Like, I don't really listen to a lot of people. Like, I just kind of, like, I go through Twitter and I see things. And I'm like, okay, and then I look things up. You know what I mean? I listen to quite a few people, but I just, unfortunately, I don't remember names. Because there's, like, a British guy that I really enjoy that I found recently. Oh, really? Has, like, a beard.

He's a little bit chubby. I think I know A little pretentious but I like him Is he like a TikTok format guy No no Does big buddy foreign man count or no I guess yeah No absolutely yeah

That's more social stuff He talks about I mean he's He brings up politics 100% He's like especially he streams too So he talks about a lot of the same stuff So foreign man and foreign land is good I love his content actually Incredibly entertaining

I think he's probably in the space That's also to his detriment that he is so entertaining that he's not as... There's a lot of people in this space that just want boring shit just talk. And I'm like,

this guy is like really... He's so quippy with his words. He's so on the fly like inventu. He's Caribbean, man. That's why he has the fucking... He has a very handsome man too. He has a funny accent and he can make jokes very well.

It's a Caribbean thing. And he's, well, no, the thing is that the way he sounds. There he goes. People have like a very, a sort of comedic-as-talking way, you know? What do you mean?

Everybody. People that speak patois, it kind of sounds like I speak it. It sounds kind of silly compared to English. Of course. You know, but it's like that helps him like being able to tell jokes the way they, we were like, wave together sentences. Yeah. It just sounds more funny, you know?

Yeah. It just does. But like, I think he's a great commentator. I think he is, he often has very good points. And I don't think I've ever had a point where I'm like, I disagree genuinely what he says. Yeah. I think often he's like always right on the money. And it's never hateful.

Like some people shit turns. hateful, like, spark of it. He's always, like, genuinely coming from a good place. Shout out to him. Yeah, he's good. I like him a lot. All right, well, with that said, let's get the fuck out of here. Thanks for listening to the show.

We'll be, uh, whatever. I don't know, fucking go to Patreon. Thatcom slash a snark tank. Don't piss me off. Stop it already. All right. Shut up. We're going to read our $25 and up patrons now.

Count me down. Derek, count me down. Three, two, two, two, one, three, uh, a, a,

oh, what are you fucking, JF slash XQC? Killopee. Uh, dude.

How do you come the three in French? Dude, we're, we're next, I think next, um, twa.

Um, next month, I think is the anniversary when we all discovered she was missing. Uh, dude, she's been fucking,

she's, that ain't a good story, man. Look, there's, there's, she's not, you know what happens?

I don't think she's coming back. If you guys look into her like, like Eloin Patuene or whatever her name was. Yeah. If you look her up, if you try to find information on Google, the first thing that pops up is my tweet inquiring about like, why the fuck?

This was a while ago where I was like, why is nobody saying this? This might have been January. I was like, why is nobody? So every once in while, I'll get somebody replying to that tweet because it's the first thing that pops up on Google.

So there are people still just as confused. They're like, how is there no, where's their people? Parents, just like at least wouldn't you send out like an SOS like, hey, my fucking daughter's been missing. I don't care. Please help. And I think of friends are like. We do not care about their family members. That is not how that works.

We do not care. I care about fighting Germany again. They all sound like. They all sound like J.F. That'd be crazy. Hello. We're an unbearable fucking place to be if that's true. I am George.

If they sound like that. Pierre. The French are. One of the greatest. I'm going to say it. All right. Let's fucking. Those appear is amazing.

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Oh my God. That's crazy. Spaghetti. No, uh-ohs. I'm going to beat it fucking out. Hey, shout out if you can actually do that. Yeah, shout out to this person, I guess. Stop dismemberment.

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My Ashley, by the way, because I played through Massifax one also for the first time. I left Ashley. Of course, she's a racist. I was like, I'm taking Caden. You guys just don't like pussy, man. She's a alien races. Gives a fuck, man. So she's a racist.

I'm trying to get pussy, nickers. What are you talking about? I want my squad full. a pussy. You're going to bring this bitch-ass nigga on? Oh no, I didn't take Caden either. That brings nothing to Well, you can't, what is what you mean? You can't just leave both.

Is there something I'm unaware of? In the first game, you can leave Ashley to die, but then you can just disappoint Caden in the second game and you don't have to deal with any of them. Well, that's true. Yeah, that's what I did. Fuck, Caden. Well, at least

have Ashley on to be racist and you smasher. Well, does actually, does Ashley take Caden's place as the commander? on that planet? So they basically do the same thing, right? Like she's on the... I don't want her in a position of power. I don't want women in positions of power.

But she also gets frozen and she gets nothing happens to her, you know? Yeah, I just don't want women in positions of power. I feel that. I just, yeah, I feel it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We all feel that. Yeah, I think women are bad just because they're...

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That's an impressive. of kind of ash. We'd have to study you, man. I would be cut up by the government. Yeah. If that was the case. We could turn them white? This is amazing. We can get rid of them finally. We can get rid of them finally.

That is crazy. That is crazy. No, hold on. As a, as a, the last name, a Genzi listener who, like, if you're Genzi and you watch an earnest video, that's that's genuinely a wild degree of cultural skip. You got a,

I feel like looking at. I appreciate it. Please tell all your Gen Zie friends. Ernest. It's like us with Popeye, I guess. You know? Ernest goes to Al-Qaeda. Ernest goes to fucking Bangladesh.

Bangladesh. Ernis goes to Canton, Ohio, and eats it dogs. Ernest at the RNC. Ernest goes to that probably would have happened. Yeah. Yeah, totally. I feel like, nah. Make America.

I don't even. I feel like he would have. Yeah, what does he even sound like, make America grab together? I think he's like, uh, I think he sounds like, Ernie. He sounds like Popeye, but in front of a country. Yeah, I don't It's me stupid Ernest That's so simple but funny

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And it was the funniest thing ever Why are you watching that stuff Because I was, my, my, it's my grand feet is broken. Yeah, that's, that's fucked up. It's broke. Okay, man. Derek would, uh, Derek would, uh, Derek would enjoy the heroic legend of Arslan. Arslan?

Arslan, I don't know, man. The heroic land of, uh, heroic, uh, heroic land of Arslin. Arslin. Arslin. Arslin. How do you spell that? A R S-S-L-A-N. I have no fucking idea.

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And it's called Talk Tour Yeah Oh she has a podcast Yeah Which was like the joke that everybody made It was just like oh She's gonna have a show And it's gonna go

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I'm sorry. That's crazy. I thought she might be nice, man. You never know. She's probably fine. It's just like, why, you know, there's no, whatever. Saw a riffing with that, was that, uh, I forgot that idiot's name anymore. I'm getting lightheaded just thinking about this.

It actually is like her. Bill Maher. He was riffed with Bill Maher. And I was like, she understood her roles. All right. Fair enough. It was weird at the end of that episode that Bill Mar. ate her. At the end of it.

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I'll suck you off to my faces, blue Mr. Pants. If a new rule, if a new rule were, if a politician lied, they would be killed, would politicians get better or worse, they would just lie around it. I think they would lie around it, but then the first one would get killed for lying about some shit, and then it might start changing stuff. Maybe, but somebody would have to be caught first. Yeah, I want to get caught, and they'd be like, I wasn't doing it. And then somebody would just hit him in the head with a fucking mace.

Cease J. the Dorito Pope. That's the world that I want, though. Yeah. Baller of the First Sin, enjoyed the LSM show in San Diego. Jaffe was fun to see in real life, cardboard probably. Yeah, that was a wild show. I don't think about that. that often, but it is kind of strange

that that's real. I don't know why I haven't tugged at that connection. But do you guys know who David Jaffe is? Yes. So he was just at the show, he was on stage with us. Really? Why was he just works with, he's on some of the shows that we do. I saw him interview, uh, call it interview him.

Yeah. But he's a, he was on stage sitting next to me on stage of the live show. Let me, let me, so, okay, hold on a second. So David Jaffe, for the people who don't know, he's the guy who created Twist the Metal. He created God of War. Um, Originally. Yes. Obviously it's moved on since then.

Like, from like the god of war one, especially, and then fucking that Swedish guy took over. I forget his name right now. Corey Barlog. Corey Barlog, yeah. But I got, I got a, I got a, I got a point in my real fast. So number one, David Jaffe, that's my guy. So it would have been nice to, this is what I'm alluding to.

What happened logistically to where the snark tank has no, more connections to do any live shows ever was like something like was it was it a disaster no I think was it like I think it's just different every time because like because there was the one the New York show we did a different podcast that just happens to be associated it's not going to be everybody every single time you know what I mean my assumption my assumption is that we worked with them that time obviously we have to fundraise a report you know obviously next time there's a live show we could just contact column you know what I think

what I think because he made mention it in the podcast. I think he thinks there's something going on. What do you mean? I don't think he's, I don't think he's, I don't think he's like, because when he mentioned it on the podcast,

like, where he kind of flabbergasted that he's never been inviting on a podcast. He's joking. I think he's joking. I think there's a part of him back at his head that's like, that is a little weird.

The problem is that one. Like, why am I? Well, I was going to have him on. The guy is a different part of the country. Yeah. We were doing remotely for years.

No, no, I understand. I get it. That's true. But that's before we were also very closer with Colin in the podcast experience. Well, here's the thing that I want to say about that. I would love if he came.

If he came in person, we had a conversation, I feel like it would be amazing. Here's the thing that I want to say about that. Yeah. I didn't want to do a call on a podcast with Colin remotely because that's what we, I do that all the time. If I'm going to have Colin on, I wanted to be here in person. Whether or not, like, however we figure out how to do that, that's what I want to do. Because I would love to have Colin here. Because the whole point is.

It'd be fucking, it'd be hilarious having him in person. Yeah. I think it would be a lot better. I just think, especially now that we've moved past that, going back to it feels fucking weird. No, going back to it does, like, because I've thought about that too,

about getting guests, like, oh, how would we do that? Only when people are in town, that means getting a guess almost never. So, like, what's the point? We get a ton of guests in, like, one span of time during VITCon. We had somebody over every day

who would be recording constantly. Yeah, we were going to have Actman on, but there was, like, very little time. And it was kind of a last minute thing. It was like, LA literally for like a day. I don't think we were all necessarily planning. around it. We don't plan shit.

That's a problem. Right. But we'll get, I don't know, we'll get, we'll get, we'll get, that is,

that is going to be a focus. I promise, I promise before December, we will have a guest. No, that will happen. I promise. But I will say, dude,

being on, yeah, I don't know, it escapes me that, oh, yeah, this is this guy. That David Jaffe is this,

this person. Yeah. You know, and he's kind of local. Oh, it would be interesting to get him on. Oh,

I mean, well, that's possible. I don't know if he'll be into it. I think, because he's like, he's kind of a wild card. You having connections, I mean, dude, I would fucking, I've listened to some of his streams. He's, he's wild. And I want to, I would love

I would love that energy on here. Yeah, he says some things where I'm like, hey, he probably shouldn't say that. You know, and I'm like, any wild. Well, he just had, dude, on stage he's crazy. He's so, he's so unbothered of like, in a way that

like people will be like, let's, I don't want to upset certain people in industry. He doesn't seem to have that filter No, he doesn't care He's past it He's got, you know He did He did so much already

That he's just like He's just earned The ability to just be Unconpromisingly him Yeah And he doesn't seem to care About like who he's off putting Dude on stage he was like

He was looking around the audience And he was like I noticed a lot of you are fat Or something like that And everybody was like Everybody was like Oh my God He's like, what? It's not a big guy. I'm fat, you're fat, you're fat. He's like pointing all these fat people. This is crazy. I love David Jaffe. Jeffie's amazing. But I forget that like he is that. Like I just know him. It's like, oh, that's David Jaffe. That's like, you know, one of Collins friends that like I know kind of kind of. That like I know kind of. And we do podcasts together sometimes. But like, oh yeah, that's the fucking creator got a war. I don't know why I don't know why I don't think of that. It would be like if like Cliff Blizzinsky, who also, by the way, seems kind of like that. Like he's like one of those people. I don't know if you've seen Cliff Lizzynski on Twitter.

But like he's wild. Like he just says like fucking whatever. Okay. Like, I love that energy. Yeah, I like it a lot. It's good.

It'd be awesome to get Cliff Bulls and Skiy. I feel like he would be great on this show specifically. I don't have as strict connections to him. I know Colin has interviewed him once. But like he's, he's this type of wild. Look, man, start the process. Let's get these people on.

Yeah. I want to have Ted Bundy's ghost on the podcast. Yeah, I'm glad you went to the live show. There was somebody there who wanted me to sign a bryl. There were a couple people there with bryel, Star Tank. I saw that.

I saw that. Somebody with an original, one of the original shirts that we had where it was like the, the yellow with like the three pillars with our faces drawing. Oh, wow. And I was like,

oh, you're OG. It's pretty cool. Nice. So there's crossover for sure. Brile. Brimal. What the fuck?

Do we have to hire a fucking manager? I don't understand. How do we do this? I don't know how to hire. I've been looking into that for a while. I don't know how to hire a manager. Where do you find a manager? Do you ask,

we have friends who've been, who've offered to do it for us. I feel like is that like it's just is that what they do though I mean I think I think in fairness I think they would be good at it but like I also We need some of the hire someone that has the connections to be able to properly manage us That's what I've been trying to look I just wanted I'm like who do I know who knows how to do this I want to get like it's like I see I see The the life show industries is

It's good it's a good industry and I was like damn I know we do this I just got a, I know, I know we can do this. Put my ear to ground. We can figure it out. I got to, you know what I think I do? I don't like asking our friends who are creator stuff like that because I feel like that's not why we're friends with them.

We're friends and we're friends, you know. Well, yeah, but you can still ask them questions. It's like, hey, we're talking to my friend. It's like, so, yeah, you're doing pretty good. Cool, cool, cool. What a look at it would be. How do I make more money, though? Like, yeah, just get to that point.

Well, first of all, that's not even why you're asking. I want to know somebody that help you make money. If you just met someone and then you immediately started. You gotta do that. You gotta do that. No, oh my God. This guy. Can you imagine? Yeah, I don't know. Oh, nice to meet you. Hey, man.

You got any connections? I'm insane. Blaiting. Like, not even trying to do it. I have met people like that. Really? Yeah. No one's like, no.

I don't remember who specifically because I think I, I think at a certain point, my brain just like filters them out. Because it's like, I think they just haven't gotten to like us, I guess in our, our, our friend group. No. I'm like the first line of defense with that stuff. I was like, no shot you're getting through here. Like, are you getting? You're not going to come over to.

Christmas. You're not going to be crazy. Yeah. Wow. Anyway. Thanksgiving. Some guy completely shaking.

Hey, what's going on? It's going on. What's going on? That'll be interesting. I'm going to bring a character like that around. I'm going to. I'll hit up Jaffe. Yeah.

I don't see why he wants to do it. I don't see why he wouldn't. Yeah. I've seen him do. I've seen him talk to lesser, like, like, entities. You know, like I'm, so I think, I think he's like happy to fuck around.

I think. He was wild. on stage. Especially if he catches like clips of our shit, he'd be like, yeah, I think these boys would be pretty fun. He was on stage. He was on stage. He was like, oh, man, the riddlin's wearing off. Oh, man. I just want to try to see if we can get him to say the N-word. That's the, that's the big.

That's fucking crazy. I think he's self-wared enough to never do that. Yeah. Unfortunately. That is so bad. That is so bad. It's successful, man. So you want to say the N-Way real quick? I think that should be like a write-a-passage in our podcast. Every guest, we try to get him to say the N-word.

That's literally the own point. No one will come on. The wrong people will come on. And that'll be funny. We'll get more views. Well, tell him, hey, Jay, Aubrey, come on. Swing on by. He's like, guys, I don't want to say the N-Rood.

You got to say it. You like hip-hop. I haven't seen his most recent stuff, but, like, I've seen, I always have like a, like a watch later kind of thing. I'm a good for. I'm pretty good. I always like, oh, I'm going to make sure to watch it. Then I never do because I'm sure it's good.

Jay is fucking fun. He's a funny, I like Jay. I like the stuff that I've seen from him, and I like a lot. Does anybody know what the historian looks like in his story? Does people know what he looks like or no? I think I met him.

I met him, but it's funny. I don't remember. If I saw him again, I would have no fucking idea. Didn't he kind of lay low? Because of all that shit from that. What,

Nerd City? No, what? No, Lurt City is in the song. I don't know what the fuck's going on with him. No, in an historian.

Remember that fucking, who's that British guy that releases these, He gets 10 to millions of views. Bomber guy? H. Bomber guy. H. Bomber guy made that plagiarism video. And he included internet

internet historian in it because he got caught. He got caught. That's one of those things where it's like, that's shitty. But also that video is really good. You don't have to. So it's kind of like,

I don't know how I feel about it really. I feel like. Because that really was all in the presentation. You know what I mean? Like it is plagiarism. It's plagiarism. It's plagiarism. It is. It totally is.

No, it is. But, like, it's not an essay. At what point is it no longer plagiarism? At what point? I can't have this conversation. Well, yeah, we don't need to go too deep into it. It's just one of those things where I'm like, damn. It really just kind of comes down to, since it's not a violent crime.

And the end of the day, you can kind of forgive people for doing something like that. Some people would disagree and be like if they're artists, they're like, it's unforgivable. But it really just depends. Yeah, to me, it's just kind of like, I was disappointed by that. But at the same time, it's like, there's no way I was. would have paid attention to that story, if not for like the present, you know what I mean?

Like the presentation of that video makes it. So, like, I think it's obviously plagiarism that's a shitty thing to do. Yeah. But also, like,

I think what makes that video entertaining is the way it's put together. Yeah. Not necessarily what the story. I mean, the story has obviously, like 50% of it, I guess, but.

Yeah. It's, yeah, it's, I mean, it wouldn't exist without it. Yeah. However.

It's kind of vice versa. Yeah. It's like, it's, you do see some artists that will take a song that is mediocre and make it, It's like when we think, oh, so-and-so was the original. I thought Whitney Houston was the original.

Exactly. Yeah. That's exactly what it is. Yeah. It's not like... Obviously just with no permission. Yeah, with no permission. Exactly.

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You wrote into sacred symbols and you made Colin to read that. And I remember being like, oh, no. They found us. You think for a second they wouldn't find? No, of course. But like that one in particular is so, like that's one of the, that is one like if Freak Bob or Ciphergraph or has anyone texted Bunti yet, these are the next three names. Like if these people wrote into the, you know, sacred, it'd be like, oh, okay, that's clearly our listener. But it's not lost profits of memorial daycas.

That is probably like the most of actually offensive thing that we've had written that isn't just a slur. That's great. Anyway. Anyway, I read you guys. Those three names I already read him. Yeah. That counts. Tim Poole evading.

In Georgia, you know. Tim Poole evading the FBI on a skateboard. It's a freaking Tony Hoc game, but it's just Tim Poole running away from the authorities. Hell yeah. Hunter Dubois just learned about Yaqub. What the fuck? Tim Poole's pro espionage? Is that what this is?

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I was like this kind of sounds like a rise It was the octos man The octaves Yeah That's exactly what it is One of our friends Saw them both Randomly one time

Out of the fucking clear blue sky What do you mean concert, Ben, he went to a concert and, like, he stumbled in a concert of Lincoln Park and Rizank and he was just like, oh, I was going to be there. And then Lincoln Park was there too, and he was like, oh, and he got, he got shit, yeah, he did a few. I remember Chester and Tim's singing on each other's songs at one point. Yeah, and he got a bunch of shit signed by him. And it's like, damn, I hate you, but okay. Oh, wow, weird. Yeah. Well, lucky niggas. He loves Lincoln Park. That was like his band, Franken Moses. Loved.

I still love it They don't have to go away He doesn't like the You know I don't like Scientologists Yeah I don't either but you know I don't either but

I mean Zeno's kind of fire though Let's be let's be real Zeno on paper is cool In theory not But like on paper he sounds kind of badass Zeno's a dope class Yeah it's a speck into Zeno Yeah it's pecking to Zeno

Hardcore Hardcore speck into Zeno Can I want to see new bill today? Can a white boss tell their black employee that he can't say a soft A in their professional work environment? Yes, you can.

Yeah, I think so. Well, yes. He's the fucking boss. Yeah, the boss can do anything. The regulatory phrase still technically, even though it's... Boss can tell you to get naked. You know?

You lose your job, man. Just Sweeney doing his impression of mulch in a blender, I guess. I thought that was beavis. When I really have to laugh that happens, and when I'm really holding in one of my laughs, I make that sound for real.

You sound like, hey, I'm eating a dog. Pass it over, that's fucking gay, Beavis. That's fucking gay, Beavis. Pass over the dog. I'm going to fuck that dog first,

Bavis, or he's going to eat it. What are you doing? This is a... I did not like that show growing up at all. I did not have to get it. It was funny. I thought they were just really dumb.

I liked some of the character. That's because you're black. There's some moments. There's some moments that are really good. That's because you're black, Kingston. That's because you're black Kingston. There was something, like, I actually, when I was a kid, I didn't like it. And I grew up a little bit, and I watched it as an adult.

And I actually thought, like, because when I was a kid, I just thought it was just dumb for just dumb sake. And it is kind of. Yeah. But it is, it is funny. Like, it is authentically. There's parts of it. It's like, this is pretty good. Because it's very King of the Hill in that way,

where it's just like, it's like this mundane kind of... I don't know, the King of Hill's the goat. I think it was one of the best animated... I don't know you. That's my purse. Boy! Oh, my nuts.

I don't know you. My fucking nuts, you dumb bitch. Oh. I really like that show. I like Peggy. I like how Peggy sucks. Yeah. She's a nothing.

Yeah. She really sucks, like, as a person. Hey, I call Bobby Fucks Lady Bird. Pretty good. Twice. He just plain life For it, does it a war at war time Uh

Uh Hey Beavis There are Haitians Crossing the border They're coming here And they're endangering our fucking dogs Where are your parents, boys? They're, uh,

eating our dogs That's pretty cool That's pretty all That's pretty alt-right That's pretty all right. I love the alt-right That goes on They're not gonna replace me

They are definitely They are definitely those kinds of cases Unfortunately Yeah they probably They would have went down that pipeline They don't understand what they're doing But like They would be like

They would find themselves Like I could see an episode of them Like with the tiki torches Just by accident Yeah for sure Like they'd be like fire Fire For sure

Cordolio At a Trump rally He was 100% What goes to cornholio And he's like I'm gonna fucking burn down And the fucking there they're just like, that guy's making a lot of sense.

They're trying to trans our youth. It's so crazy. I would love that. Just holding a right. This library is done. I'm going to do something I should have done a long time ago, Beavis. I'm going to kill Dave Rubin. Let's move on.

We're going to be stuck here forever. But, head, what are you doing here? But, yeah. That's what he says. I'm Dave Rubin. Come on, guys. I'm a fucking dumb gay lord. I'm done.

I'm leaving. Okay, guys. He's not bad because he's gay. He's just bad and gay. He just happens to be gay. And I got to make fun of that part. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I got to make fun of that. I'm sorry. Ew, he's gay. Don't touch him, you'll catch. Don't touch him, man. Let's move on. Can I poopie possum, bear necks, bare necks part of a complete breakfast?

No way I'm hanging out with a couple of gooners. Can we get a lesbian parody song? Oh, I don't know why we haven't considered that. Well, you know exactly why we can have inserted. No, we'll find it funny. I don't find it funny, especially the group that we're doing it about. Yeah, lesbians aren't funny. They'll find it less funny.

I've never really met a lesbian that I've liked And I'm being generally That's crazy That is very crazy I don't know if I've met lesbian I've met a lot of lesbians I've only met one Lesbian that I know is a lesbian

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Edward you got to be creative bro You gotta be really creative I think that is part of it To be honest Yeah He definitely said Nickle plenty of times

Of course he did I mean like he wasn't just It's been caught a few times On camera So why he didn't mean it It does bother me How obvious Like because it is such a cheat code

With like comedy especially Where it does make things funnier I don't think I don't think the soft A make things funny. I think the hard are the ultimate funny. No, the soft A objectively, like I've seen this. Like there are two tweets identical. One is the soft A.

One doesn't. The one with the soft A will get retweeted a million times more. Even if it's like a similar kind of account with like a similar algorithm, similar like, like it just, there is something about it. I agree. But I think, I don't think the soft A is funny anymore. I think the hard R. You think you don't because you take it for granted, I think. I do.

But if the hard R's impact is. So far. No, no, no. The hard hour is always the punch line usually. That's why. Yeah. And the soft A is not the punch line. It's just looking at the answer.

It's the body of the joke. Yeah. And it makes it like more appealing. It's a sentence enhancer. It is. It is. It is. It is.

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it's in so deep. I really want to fuck some dudes. Stupid. I even use a dildo. I love that song. Do I have to use my finger? It's so stupid. I love that song.

I hate how much I love it. It's a great song. I haven't heard a bad version of that song either. Like every cover is good. I think this is not my usual style of music, but Lake Street Drive has a pretty good cover of it too that I actually like quite a bit. It's a little bit more pop-y, but I think it works.

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Put that in your watch later list Look up this video It is crazy Because there's video of him on stage Singing these like old quartet songs He's got like a high pitch voice But he's on stage And he's moving his mouth like

Really singing regularly But the sound is normal And he looks He just looks like a manning it It's really sad honestly He's old right He's like 90 fucking Thousand

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I'm gonna look that video up Isn't he the Foxwoods guy Who? Frankie Valley He's the Foxwoods guy right There was a quartet called Frankie Valley in the something Or something?

Four seasons The Four Seasons Oh really? Yeah yeah Oh my God I should know that I feel dumb Yeah I mean I didn't know until he but again because I don't know I listen to music almost like with a fucking blind I just hear it and I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like to force him

I'm yeah it's crazy she's not on the show though so why are you telling us that's true um let you guys know it's not about that yeah so you're right you're right right my fault no what happened it cut off what happened it was showing it there's there's multiple cuts oh okay it's like it's like it's like a bunch of different it's so he's singing uh greases the word right Because that's probably one of the most things he's famous known for Greece was such a big fucking movie. And it just showed him like, he looks like Biden. Like he was like... Worse.

It's like a word you know that is real. This is the word. It's got cruel. It's got meeting. This is the heart. It's what he's. It's exactly what it is. And he's like, it's crazy.

People are like waving in front of his face. I beat, I beat him off, suck his penis just to show that I'm gay. Obi won't you blow me? I think I read that already. Kremlin de Gremlin, that rotten old Jimmy Dick. Evil Sweden says, I love the gays. You'll have to cast divine intervention to remove my head from between Shadow Hearts legs. That's true.

Nah, I'm a part of that guy. I'm a both guy. I mean, yeah, I was fucking them both, but still. Bro, he's not queer left. Oh, this guy's done. My cat is transphobic. It's crazy. That video is wild. The sound makes it crazier because it's this high pit. It's this is energetic singing and it's clearly not singing. Like there's no way anybody believes that's happening. It's crazy. Everybody should watch it. It's sad, but it is funny. Like it's, you know, it's one of those. Metal Gear Solid be like, oh, that's right, the Middle of Solid 3 remakes coming out too. Dude, video games are fucking popping up. Oh, it's pop a day. It's popping off now. It's popping off. Because apparently that's that Warhammer Space Marine games fucking dope. It's very fun.

Dude, it looks so cool. Yeah, it's very fun. Did you do you play the first one? No, I don't play for you. I always meant to try it. And then every time I was like, I just couldn't pull the trigger. I'm going to pay the PVP and hate myself because it looks. Warhammer, it looks, honestly, I was like,

it's got some gears vibes. I was, I was like, this is what I've kind of been missing. Super, super gears vibes. Apparently, there's like, is there a co-op thing in it? I don't know. Is it a co-op campaign or is it like one of those like Mass Effect three kind of horde mode type things? It's like more hard. Either or I'm fine with, by the way.

I haven't played PDP yet, but I played a bit of it. You on PC? It's fun. No, console. What, what, oh, PS5? What's it, what's it run at? Because I heard it's kind of rough on PS5. It seemed fine for me, but I probably just didn't notice it.

My try on PC. Because everybody was like, oh, it fucking, Elder Ring runs bad on console. And I was like, I don't know where. I'd had a fucking smooth eye. I don't know if you have an eye for it, to be honest with you. I think that's, I mean, because a lot of people, like, I wish I didn't, to be honest with you. Like, it would be, it would make a lot.

I understand drops in frame. I can see that. but usually if it's fine, it's static. You're also blind as shit, yeah. What is the... He just sees shapes. This is fine. It's crazy.

I didn't even know that Sonsonik was a white man. I thought he was genuinely a dog. I thought he was literally... I thought it was just leaves. I thought Kratos was a fucking snorlax from Pokemon. Turns out it's a fucking dude. That's not even blind. That's just hallucinations.

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He said, like, he's, I think he asked her something about squirting milk in her his mouth. Something fucked up to her. And then she was like, hey, I understand I play a character, but like, don't talk me at that. I understand. I don't character, you dumb bitch. It's like, absolutely, yeah, don't talk to her like that. I hate how stupid people are. People are retarded.

Like, guy. The whole thing, the fucking the young. That's not her. The kid that was played Joffrey. That poor kid was such a good fucking actor. And then people were like, I fucking hate you so much. I'm sure everywhere he went People kept tripping him and pushing him

Is he even alive? Did somebody kill him? He was starting acting yet recently He fucking He dipped for like four five years Somebody tripped him down a fucking escalator He tripped him down a lot Fuck you You little fucking bitch

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To get in the boys' hole the boy's soul gate six you gotta pay the trolls told it wait he wrote it the same thing did he change it did the two of them I don't know man P Pee I'm always miss

I always miss streams because I don't have Twitter would consider announcing on Patreon I don't want to are you talking I assume it's me because I'm the only one who streams

yeah I don't want to use our Patreon to promote my streams not because I think that's like ethically wrong but because I stream too often to not

like I think if you're gonna get an email from the Patreon notifications, it should be relevant to the show. You know? Like that seems kind of crazy. Yeah, I get it. Just follow me on Twitter and put notifications on, although I would recommend that either.

Doesn't even work there on. What about Instagram? How about just follow me on Twitch? That actually would... How about just, how about do that? That would literally solve the issue. That would solve the problem. That sounded like condescending.

But like, I don't know, like I don't, like I don't want to mix things up. Fuck it. Also, follow my new Twitter account, by the way. My old Twitter account shadow band. It's Gunray Chris. Because it fucking, apparently you could just do that. I was under the assumption that if you made a new account under the same account, it would still be Shadowband. But apparently that's not true.

Crazy. I know. I don't know. I was like a Shadow Man. Huh? My third account is not Shadow Band either. Can you speak fucking clearly? My second account is not Shadow Man.

Jesus Christ. My second account. Casting a fucking spell. I was trying to cast death on you, but it didn't work. You did your eyes roll the back of your head. You're like, no, no, no. Is that a bad. You're talking like evil dead language.

And Chris falls asleep. P.P. I always miss everyone's... I read that. I'm all for podcasts not having too many guests, but it's been 558 days since the last guest episode. That can't be right. Who was the last guest? Because these people are, you know, you know, we can... I appreciate the neurodivision sometimes. It would be cool. Well, well, here's the thing. We're definitely... Before December, we're definitely going to get Jalen on, who is like,

that's a very specific guest, I get. But, like, I guess content-wise, um, It has to be people in the area, which, to be fair, isn't as limiting as you would imagine. There's a lot of people around. I just haven't been paying attention. Yeah, we got Lyle. He already said he was down because I talked to. Oh, yeah. I talked to him because he was like, let's jam.

And I was like, yeah, let's also like come to the podcast. We want, we want, you know, you want you back. I'm not having Zach on as well. Well, Zach's so busy is the thing. Well, you can fucking, you can still ask. I ask. Oh, you did? I think so.

Wait, hold on. Wait, what do you think so? I don't know. I don't remember. I saw, I saw Zach maybe three weeks ago, and he was like at a moment where he could breathe. But that might have been only three weeks ago. Well, see, here's the thing. I don't see him in ages. It's, the bare minimum is just asking.

Yeah. Yeah. If they're busy, then that's fine. Well, they're out some feelers. It's just like. Well, definitely, Jane's probably going to be the first one we get because we want, I do want to set up, figure out how we're going to do the fourth mic. Well, we just. Which wouldn't be too difficult.

I feel like it's, so this is what I was thinking. I, I don't mind holding. holding a mic, you know, like say we get like, because instead of trying to like drill another arm or some bullshit like that, we can just have the, the guests can be on one of the arms. And I don't mind having another mic just holding it. I'm completely comfortable with doing that.

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but there was those two that couple like one of them looked like they had like a fro like they basically were saying it looked like a wish versions of Ethan Ila oh I didn't see that was it them or is it them or no I don't think so okay I know she is because Lily watched a video what's her name me Anna what Anna Sorkan Sorkin or Seroken

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And rounding at our list as always The King of Hadazard We are selling on day Before the show An ear rape version of that Before the live show We were in the green room In San Diego

We were singing Creed To get ready To get the Jews out Which one? Which song? Arms wide open Nice Well I did heard

I love it I'm apparently And somebody brought up I can't remember It was Maddie or Bradder Someone brought up this video Of the Apparently there's a video

Of Scott Stapp doing like a custom song for like the marlins the baseball team where he makes it he wrote a song like if you look at if you look at a creed marlins like there's a song that he made like just for them he's like come on marlins and he's just describing baseball he's like one strike double play and it's crazy i can't believe i've never heard it before like or saw it before double plays it's really him And it's a song for the Marlins Oh, you'll sore I thought I was like, you will suck

Yeah, sore Marlins sore Or something I was like what? Soor Marlin, do Marlins soar Can you imagine if Lincoln Park? I'm sorry, I'm about the water No, but can you imagine like if Lincoln Park did like a song

For the Yankees? Like it'd be like Yankees gotta win Yeah, it's insane We're gonna win the fucking trophy Trophy. You picked The worst word

He could have just said game What syllable. He could just say game The Yankees We're going to win the game For New York Insane Anyway, let's get the fuck out of here

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Oh, bad, dude. People were so fucking mad. Like, it's in the comment sections of that, what I done one that I did. Oh, yeah, why? You know, they're just, oh, Chester didn't die for this. They were so fucking, it was great.

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