The Snark Tank - #262: Kratos is Anti-Vaxx

Episode Date: September 20, 2024

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It felt like there was... Welcome to the Star Tank podcast. Hey, fuck you. God damn it. So nothing happened. Oh, guess what? Guess what that means? We just spoke something into existence.

We're going to focus on your questions. We get a million of them. I'm Chris Reagan. That's Tom Sweeney. Look at him. Point at him and laugh. That's Derek. I'm a pretty cool guy, man.

Huh? I'm pretty cool guy. Okay. We're going to answer some of your questions. We're at patreon.com slash a Star Tank. Remember, you can go over there. Ask us fucking anything. Let's throw anything out there.

Right? You've done it. Don't ask me anything at all. Ask them only, only question. I want every question to be only geared towards Kingston. Well, that's a good, it's a good start because we got. Of course, of course. We're just getting, we're coming in hot, all right?

Let's see. You'll have to cast divine intervention to remove my head from between Shadowheart's legs, rodent. They said, howdy, ostensibly, Jamaican thing, and N-word dispenser. Why does Sweeney's cum water look like that? Is it a Jamaican thing? Like he always claims as an excuse? It totally is.

It's a cribbering. I'm not only Jamaican, you fucking twat. It just has cheese seeds in it. It just helps me like, you know, manage my appetite, you know. Someone is someone's a healthier cake thing, you know? No, but why does it look like that is the question? Like what? Like it has chia seeds in it?

Yeah. Why does it look like it as cheese seeds in it? Yeah. Because it does. But that's not why. In your digestive track, there is just nothing but green shit growing in there. And that is why your appetite is being curred because nothing could get in or out. Sounds better.

I'm a fucking tree. What are you? You're so dumb black person. I'm a tree. That is so much worse than being called the Edward. I really believe that. I really believe that. It's pretty good.

Silly black, get out of it. It's pretty good. You silly black. God damn. You're impoverous. Silly black nigs are for kids. Yeah, something like that. Once upon the time,

what's up? You said you were starting something. No, you said, negative is for kids. And I was like, once upon a time, probably they'd be like, oh, daddy, I'm going to get my first Negro today.

Oh, I think you were starting a story. Like, once upon a time, I was intelligent, and then I broke my ribs on a fence or something. And now I'm stupid and brain damage Yeah I got brain damage I'm hitting my ribs so hard

It's possible My mind was like I can't do this with him anymore It just started working less That makes sense Because it's like if this hurts too much I'm going to shut off so much of my brain So I can keep being alive I don't want to experience this anymore

Damn man really I think about that shit regularly And I'm like man Think about your grandma beating the fuck out of you afterwards She tried to She tried to hit me when they're putting me in a fucking yard. That's the time to beat somebody up us when they're deeply wounded. That's so fucking awesome.

That's parents. They're like, oh, instead of like helping me and guiding me at this moment and be like, hey, you shouldn't have done that. They're like, oh, no, I got disciplined physically, so I should discipline you physically. And it's like, she was just doing mean fucking overhands. Like, she's trying to like actually like, you're on a stretcher. Just trying to overhead. She's trying to overhead.

And then like when they close the doors, she's throwing rocks at the shit. She's like a whole ass fucking. Beer comes to it. He's like, where did she get a spear from? You're like, wait. Drive faster, please. Do you guys fuck around with the Marvel versus Capcom?

Yes. Yeah, last night. Not much, though. I only played for maybe like 10 minutes. I played for about an hour. Yeah. Yeah. Which I played more.

I was playing on the deck, so it was a little different. Are you on the steam deck? Yeah. I forgot how different. It's been so long since I played NBC1. And I forgot. It's a very different game from two. It's like because, you know, they have the, the six button layout instead of like the four.

And so I forgot about that. What is this? Oh, no, no. The steam deck is not the, not the game. The game is a six button layout one. Yeah. So MVC one has this, uh, yeah, it's like, uh, because it was on consoles with that on it, right? Wait, what?

I'm misremembering shit right now. That's what I'm saying. I'm like, I, it's been so long since I played NBC1 because you know how one is, You know how it's just light and heavy in NBC2? Yeah. It's just light and heavy. So it's just light and heavy, light and heavy punches and kicks. So basically your main buttons are just four buttons.

And then you have other buttons for, you know. Like assist and people kind of assist. Or if you have your triple punt, whatever you want, you know. But like they simplified it, which I'm so used to that that I forgot that like in old Street Fighter games you had, you know, an old one, you have light, medium heavy. So when I was trying to like do comment. Combo's like at first I was I'm gonna be Spider-Man was one of the reasons why like Spider-Man so much or The only reason I like let me see one the soundtrack is fucking just Capcom as fuck I love the soundtrack I use it in a lot of my videos

I used it a lot of my videos and then yeah there is the impact of a lot of the hypercomboes they took out some of the like Bounce like say if you do the ultimate web throw when when you slam them there's like a ground shake and then there's like you can see like some of the ground like party comes up yeah and same with the uh say the final justice like Captain America, when he slams you down, he does that, like, fucking, like, German soup, whatever his last move that he does, that you can feel the impact. They took all that shit out in two,

which bummed me out. So I was like, I was excited to play. I was so dog shit at NBC1. I was just like, oh, I forgot out of, I couldn't even do, like, combos of the way that. Derek, it's been at least 15 years. So long. It's been, it's been at minimal a decade.

Hasn you probably really played that game. So that's fine. That is fine. It's been way more because all the arched. All the arcade machines got replaced with two, NBC2. So the last time I really didn't own, you didn't own one ever? I didn't know anyone that owned one, I didn't own honest. Nobody owned one, really.

Could you, was it, was it, was it available? It was on Sega's, it was probably on something. It might have been. It was on dream. I think it was on Dreamcast, I think. It might have been. But Dreamcast, like, that sold like 10,000 units. Really?

What? You wouldn't have the Dreamcast like that? Well, I mean, I'm exaggerating when I say 10,000 units, but like it definitely didn't sell well. It sold poorly enough to not exist anymore. Yeah, you know, which doesn't happen. That didn't happen to the Xbox One. So, like, you know, things, things didn't go great. Say it just was always on the, they just always had it bad like that for whatever reason,

other than the, you know, the Mega Drive Genesis, whatever. But like, say, when it was like, oh, Sega Saturn, it was actually pretty, a pretty dope machine. My friend brought Sega Saturn over at all these games, and I was like, this is fucking amazing. Yeah, good hardware sometimes doesn't really matter. Yeah. Sometimes being too ahead is bad. Yeah. I mean, Microsoft has literally always been too ahead.

Like they've always had, like, they've always just been like way too early to the party. They had the first tablet computer in like the late 90s or whatever and you're like, nobody's even people barely have laptops. You're going to expect people to get tablet. You haven't really a thing yet. People are just starting to get personal computers and they were like, you know, I got an idea. Well, personal computers were like early 90s, I would say. But like, at the time, it's like, it's too much. It's too much too quick.

Then like the Xbox One with the always online. line thing. It's like now it's just normal kind of like they kind of like put that, they kind of slip that under us. But like that's just kind of how things work now. Yeah. Um, and so it's just like, you know, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, I mean, dude, the switch is doing

great and that thing's like, basically a toaster. That is so fucking true. It's, you think, think about the we, man. The we was the fucking was like, that shouldn't have done the numbers that it did. No. It made sense that it knows it did because of It was cheap as fuck. It was cheap as shit.

It had the party games on it. It had the party games on it. I would say whoever thought of Wii Sports is a fucking genius. He should be a trillionaire. Yeah. That was like, God damn. Yeah,

We Sports is brilliant. Everybody had that shit. Even when people that hate on it, playing that game was, that game would probably still be really fun right now. Yeah, I mean, sometimes I think about a whole favorite game, I think.

Huh? We sports. I think about all that shit. I think about all it was like, oh, you know, it would be cool to bowl in like on the box. Fuck, what his name?

Mike? Was his name Mike? Like the black guy for boxing? That would fuck everybody up. I don't remember that. I don't remember him. It was the meme where he would be like Goku versus him and Goku would constantly lose.

Because Mike was unstop. But it was just some angry looking black guy. And I was like, man, he hits really hard. I remember the first time I played, he knocked him out in two hits. And I was like, well, fuck this game. Oh, shit. I'm in a bowl again. So that makes me want to play because I only got to play when I went to somebody's house

because I probably mentioned this on the podcast before. I'm like the only one of my family that didn't get a week. And I think No one got it. No one got it for you. Dude, I had two whee's. And I played, I think, a total of maybe seven hours And the entire time that I've owned the two whys.

I think so a family, I think like my cousins left one. And then they were like, do you want this back? And they were like, nah. And that was when it was like not old. Damn. Like that was like in 2011 or like 2012. And they were like, you keep it.

I had a GameCube Wii. So I was like, this is fire. What the hell was that? What do you mean? The later ones did not have GameCubes in them. Oh, really? The first one's had a GameCubes in them only. Oh, weird.

Wait, wait, wait, what? Yeah, so the Wii had basically, like, on the top, there was like a hatch that if you, there was like a hatch that if you opened it and had the GameCube connectors for the controllers. And it would read the GameCube discs. I had no idea. It was back with compatible. That was cool. Yeah.

Yeah. I didn't have a GameCube either. Did you guys have a GameCube? Of course. I didn't. I borrowed one. I loved my game. That was the shit.

Yeah. I bar one. So weeby. That was such a weeby console. That's why I hated it. Super Japanese S games. But they were really fun when I was younger. Like custom robo fucking,

Fatal Frame. The game's so dog shit. Fatal Frame is such a dog shit. It was on, yeah, it was on PS2 as well. I'm pretty sure I was. I had fucking Kirby's Air Ride,

one of my favorite games ever. It was mad fun. Obviously, melee, the fucking best game, probably out at that time. What was thinking of the controller? Look at him.

I'm trying to be honest because I love. it, but I think I love it because I used it so long. That's... I don't know if that's true. Like, I don't know. Remember I plugged it into the switch to do something and I couldn't do half the techniques in Skyroom?

I couldn't do half the chip from Skyro. Yeah, because the controller's literally missing buttons. It is. Look, it's, look, the GameCube controller is not good. It's good for Smash, I guess. It's good. A game that was built for. It's really good for Super Smash Brothers melee, which is a game that was built for it

specifically. Yeah. But it really, it really. is a terrible. Every time people talk to me about the game keyboard, I mean, I was like, it's a goate controller. I'm like, I don't know what the fuck you're talking. I don't know what you're smoking. I think it feels nice. It feels okay. I think it feels fucking wacky.

What are you talking about? Did you use a 64 controller? Do you remember when you learned how to use them correctly? I remember when I was 11 and I learned how to properly hold one. And I was like, what the fuck is going on? Nintendo is crazy because they have made probably like the worst controllers in the history of everything that is... But they're so iconic.

Huh? They're so frighteningly iconic for some reason. I just want people to stop. Like, I was cool like when a Switch came out and then they had the pro controller, I bought it immediately. Yeah. Because I was like, oh, good. I can actually feel like a normal person.

You're right? You're right. But even the pro controller compared to like the PS5 and the PS4 and the Xbox or the Xbox. They still couldn't make it as. The pro. The pro controller is damn near an Xbox controller in like design. They were like, let's make Xbox as we can. It's near an Xbox.

It's near an Xbox controller in the same way that like The top two most subscribe YouTube channels channels are near each other Yeah, it's like yeah But yeah technically They're pretty far away from each other You know, but they're close together on a lineup And then like they flipped the buttons for some reason

And I was like I don't know why the Wii U controller I remember they had the fucking sticks on the bottom Do you remember that? Yeah I mean barely anybody remembers I never even got it I remember that idea Yeah, two sticks on the bottom. The sticks were below the face plates or the face buttons. And I remember just being like, or no, was it, was it above?

I can't remember. It was like some weird fucking thing. It definitely wasn't above. Yeah. It was just fucking bizarre. I'm like, why did you do this? Did you ever get a chance to play the GameCube back of the day? Yeah, I borrowed one from like my uncle.

Because like, there was one time, I think, it's weird to think about it, but I think at that time my uncle was like probably younger than I am now. And he was like in college or like studying for something. So I was like, I can't have this in the house. I'm distracted by it. Do you want to borrow? I was like, absolutely I'm a child. I will, absolutely.

Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. I'm going to accept a free console that I do not own. Like, where are you kidding? Right. So for a summer I was like really into it. I played like metal arms glitch in the system.

I played, uh, melee. I played, uh, I think he had one of the sole calibers. I don't remember which one. Probably three. Yeah. Um, and there was a bunch of other things on it too. So Calabre was at three when we were that young.

That's fucking crazy. And then it hasn't been a fucking eight in life. That's the thing that's like forever. I was never going to do it anymore. I think it's too late. Yeah, I think it's done. I used to criticize some games like that, but then I started thinking of, well, that, especially when it comes to fighting games, I was like, that is the number games. Because, like, Street Fighter made a billion, but it's actually being canonically.

Only six. Six. Six Street fighters. Like, that's been three alphas, right? Yeah. There's been three offers, six Street Fighter's. There's been three Street Fighter threes. Like, yeah.

But those are all technically the same. same game. Yeah, but isn't it's super and alpha turbo or something like that? Yeah, so in between there was like all the hypers the two turp the super two turbos, the super street fighter two two turbo is the stupidest fucking title for anything. But it's such a fire version of that game. It's my favorite. It's my favorite. It's my

favorite. That shit is so fast. Imagine if that's massive two hyper two turbo. Like what the fuck you're doing? It was fucked up. I'd buy it though. Yeah. I'd make fun of you buying it while I purchased it. I'm a bit. I'm stupid idiot. Dude, this guy's fucking dumb as shit. Are you kidding? If they came out, if they came out...

If they came out tomorrow with like a Halo 3 Alpha 2 turbo or something, I'm like, all right. I don't know what that means. I'm gonna check it out. There'd be like a little bit of a difference in a color of Arbiter's fucking color. All those Capcom collections are fucking... The Arbiter's out of armor is gold. The money's this is fucking sick. I buy like, you know how the winner's expansion in the Resident Evil 8, they did a third person mode.

Oh yeah. If they did that for other games, like, oh, fuck it, behind the scenes, we were just fucking around and we made a third person. I saw that for, uh, what was going on with, okay, I don't know if this was real or not. Black Op 6 has a third person mode. Yeah. They've had third person modes in Call Duty for a couple years now. Really? I feel like I swear to God, I feel like I remember either modern warfare, the more recent Call Duty four re-redu or something like that.

People can correct me on my wrong, but I remember this being like a kind of recent thing. It's been in a couple of them now. What's crazy? Which is cool, by the way, that's dope. It's cool. It'd be cool to have, I would love to play. Variety. I think there was like a, there's modding available for the M, the Mastief collection.

You can play like Halo Reach and third person and all this other stuff. And it's pretty cool. It's dope as hell. When you hold one of those, like, big ass, like guns or whatever. Yeah. And like, I was like, oh, man, like, I can see the, I just love seeing the armor. Like I like, I like see him. Like, oh, look it.

Look at it. It would be a cool option, even just like as a side like mini game to just be able to like, oh yeah, here's like a third person version of the campaign. It's like absolutely. The brawler where you guys just punch each other to death. Gears and first person would be cool too. Like I would love to see. Experiencing gears and first person is open.

I think I think that. I think I, you'd have to zoom out when you chains off people. It's not anything I ask. No, I want to be up close. And see like splitting. I want to see him.

I want it to slow down in fact. Yeah. In first person, I want the locust to like turn to me and start crying. Do I want a meat shield or more? I'm doing a meat shield where you can't see anything. So like there's like just this much of your screen. While you're fucking like...

It's like when you clip the camera through, through like certain characters You can see their eyes and your teeth and shit. I would I want that you could be grabbed the rum, the little, the little maller's neck and choke it And you can see it like fighting back Trying to get through the stop.

That'd be really cool. It'd be great. You'd love that. I'd adore that. I hate those little motherfuckers, dude. I love when you kick the little crickets into them And they blow up. Yeah, no, the little, yeah, the tickers.

The tickers. The tickers. The crickets. I call them crickets. I don't know. When me and Jalen would play through the campaigns of HALIS and those little flood crab things, he always, like that, to me, like when I think of those things, I think of crack babies. Because that's what Jalen would always call them. So that's the first thing I think of now when I see them.

You call them crack babies? You call them crack babies? Crack babies. The flood drones. The little flood spider things that crawl around. They just pop. They just pop when you shoot them. They're fucking.

What a way to die? What a way to get blown up by like some little insignificant thing? Especially if you're like badass. Like, you know, that would kill the fuck out of any regular person. It's just, but it just feels so like, oh, man, I'm so, I'm such a badass war. And like, you know, like just this little thing. It would be, yeah, like Crato's getting COVID or something. Amazing.

Don, don't. I don't know. I don't need to get vaccinated, boy. Yeah, yeah, right. A little by a pussy. So stupid They get a Norse vaccine A trace is like

Yo dad You should really get vaccinated No boy We gotta go to Neifelheim So a dwarf can craft a vaccine Yeah It's just Dr. Fauci But he's small

He's small in blue for some Yeah he's small and blue He's like hammering away on like a syringe He's hammering away on a beagle it just fucking turns into the syringe there you go boy I don't want this Dad

Dad seriously That's how mom died That's the beginning I gotta work What's her name? Dysak COVID Not for you Faye?

Faye Yeah Faye dumb bitch Yeah we get to see her And I was like That's it Spoiler for God of War 2018 Faye's dead

That's the first thing You find Get home and you find out she's dead. I think it's a 10 minutes into the game. I think it's literally in the description of the game. I think it's literally like describing God. Like on the PlayStation store, it says like Cratos and his son has to have to scatter their brother's ashes. I'm pretty sure like that's the Pope.

Does that is the plot? I didn't fucking know. I was going to play it later today. If someone like that, me doesn't even ruin a story. I didn't know it was Norse mythology. God of War has the character Cratos in it. What the fuck? There's God's fuck.

You spoiled it. You spoiled the game. It's all. Dude, I said that Lise of P on a podcast on Sacred Symbols. I said that Lies of P's ending was that you have to fight Walt Disney and someone genuinely unsubst- They like left the Patreon because they were upset that I spoiled it. I don't know if I need to explain this. Find that person.

But you don't fight fucking Walt Disney at the end of Lys of P. Find that person's address, dude, please. It's fucking insane. Send him anthrax, bro. Have somebody cook up anthrax for you again and send it to his house. That's just a... The gullibility in that is crazy. Walt Disney.

That's amazing. How can you possibly believe that? The idea of fighting Walt Disney in a game like that and he is almost unbeatable. Yeah, he's worse than any Eldon ring boss. You got to be framed perfect to meet him. Oh, somebody in the audience... He puts Concert Rodon to shame. Somebody in the audience of...

Somebody in the audience of the bingo card, circle that because you just did it. What? I saw this thing going around like Star Tank Bingo. I don't remember who the fuck posted it. It didn't get a lot of interaction. I should have, I should have liked it or retweeted it. It was funny.

There's one where Sweeney will say the idea of blank is crazy. The idea of it is crazy. Yeah. The idea of the idea of is crazy. Every time I say ostensibly or objectively, take a shot. Ah, yeah, yeah. You will objectively die.

You will definitely die. But. Don, do. But yeah, no, like literally like the beginning of, GameCube, look, I had a good time that summer with the GameCube. I thought it was cool. But like, yeah, man, I don't know. I hate that.

That controller is really not good. I only, to be fair, I played it only for like a week. Because I brought it too. I just, I just, I just want to play Blitterware 3. I'm pretty familiar with it. I just, I just, I play with it. I'm like, this is just not really. I just know why they can't make like, you know,

aesthetically pleasing or symmetrical buttons. Like, this, they just can't do it. Yeah, it drove me crazy, the faceplate of the, The face buttons of the GameCube drove me insane. It was like the tiny circle, then the bigger circle. And then the two fucking beans on top. What the fuck is that? I love it, bro.

It's so, it's so for a Fisher price. You know what I mean? It's such a neurodivergent bop-it ass controller. It's just like, twist it. I've been, pull it. I've had to pop it and suck it. My. Fuck it.

Fuck it. It starts screaming. Fuck me. Fuck me. He just being off the back I gotta do it I gotta do It spawns a pussy

What do you do The idea of you walking on your son Fucked the idea of again I'm gonna say imagine I'm gonna say imagine I'm gonna say imagine now Imagine Walking on your son

Fucking a game of your controller I mean You gotta talk to him You gotta talk to them I'd be like son You this has no This controller has no significance to you You didn't grow up with this

Why are you doing this? Where'd you get that? this. Where did you get this? We don't have one. Why does this one possibly feel good? Why does this one have a pussy on it? Oh, it has a, oh, it's a flashlight. Pretty much. Oh, well, okay. Well, then it's weird, but it's disappointing. God damn, I'd buy that. I thought you were just, I thought you were talking about, like, he's just like scraping his dick across, like the buttons. Yeah, like, you know, like, he's doing the, he's doing the,

block breaking thing in game and I'm fucking, uh, Mario Party. Yeah. And he just slapping his dick is his dick head against the A real fast. I knew a girl in high school. That would have a dick. No, not that. Well, there was one transverse in her high school. Well, no, no, he wasn't in our high school by the time he found out. He went to the rival high school. Anyway, that's not the fucking point.

Good for them. I'm glad they lived there too. Yeah, it was good. Actually, look, man. West Coast is not bullying like the fucking Midwest. You know, Midwest shove people in the lockers and then they end up killing themselves. The Midwest will push you in a jar of acid and drink you. And drink your amaze.

Uh-huh. Good prank. Uh, fucking loser. Yeah, I hear horror stories like, I knew someone in Michigan and they would tell me horror stories and I'm like, dude, I don't know what you're talking about. Our schools were not that bad. There was fights, but there wasn't like the excessive bullying

you would see on like TV and shit. The idea of bullying like that is so much worse than the bullying like I experienced it so the kids is like picking on me and like having to fight them. I'd rather have to fight somebody and kind of get over with than these kids like systematically trying to destroy my life. That was their entertainment because in the Midwest just like say SDDs or SDIs are so high in the Midwest

at least back in the day because you know, rural areas, there's nothing to do but just fucking get drunk. Like, that's all they would do. But I don't even remember my original point. I pour beer. I was going to say. I pour beer. I'm supposed to see than I fuck.

Yeah. In the Midwest, you, you know, you, you, you get pregnant young. You get alcoholism. You eat a crack or whatever. I don't know how you that one. You eat a crack. What is crack even? I honestly don't even know really.

It's like a rock. It's like rock. Yeah, so you can eat a crack. It's cocaine with, Like, isn't it like baking soda or something? I don't know what crack is exactly. I know it's, I know it works,

but you can eat a crack is what I'm saying. Technically, I think you can probably eat a crack rock. No, no, not a crack, no, not a crack.

No, not a crack. A crack. You can eat it. It's like a chip away. You go to a crack on the street. You pick it up off the floor and eat it. And then the fucking place is mended. Yeah,

those commercials break me off a crack of that crack. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it probably doesn't. You say that. But it, It probably exists.

Yeah, there's probably some ad. I'm like a public access in the Midwest. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Break me off a crack, crack, crack. He starts scratching his neck. Black people, don't come here. He starts digging at his neck deep. He's the lesser and lesser of himself as he keeps scratching.

His entire voice box. It's like, you know how, have you guys ever played worms? No. Do you know what it is? No, no. I think I know what it is. It's those, oh, man. Never mind.

Because like the description of that, I think of like, because in worms, it's like a kind of like a, it's like an arcade strategy game where you play these just like little worm. You get to name them and you just use weapons to like blow them off the stage. But the stage disappears as you do it. Like if there's a grenade, it'll like, and it'll blow a chunk off the stage. That's how I imagine. I'm just like losing more and more of himself. Like a worms combat arena. Oh man.

That shit's, I have tropophobia pretty bad. I mean, that should bothers me. Tripophobia. That's the whole, that's the whole phobia. A lot of pussies. Terrified of pussy. Close my eyes for our fuck a girl Wait wait wait wait wait is that wait hold on is that real

The tropophobia? Yeah Yeah I mean I think I'm saying it wrong It does bother me I think it's triphophobia Tripophobia I think it's like this The fear of like I guess like a lot of holes Yeah in a row or something

And the thing that shouldn't have holes Things being stream like I'll look it up right now as you can see Like people that get like fucking like bloat worms It's like that And you have to squeeze it out of their body I forgot that I was I thought I was going to just said puppet meme worm

Yeah What was it What was it? It scares me It should make me Yeah like that People who are afraid of that Like what?

Like just like this kind of stuff Is that a honeycomb? Well that's absolutely Fucking disgusting Yeah I think that's cool as fun I think that's You got it

Well that's epic as hell Well because that's just like Oh my God That's like a terrifying disease Like I'm like whatever You got it You got it Well I don't like see

I can see the honeycomb What is that Is that like a honeycomb? A honeycomb is fine because a honeycomb is a thing that was made on and by nature. Yeah, but a person having a ton of fucking holes in their body. Yeah, like this stuff, well, the, well, seeing the stuff with all that on people on their skin,

is it, is it about a specific condition? Well, I don't think this is real. I think this is literally just makeup. Yeah, I see people making makeup and shit like that. It's like a thing that someone made up and then it became a phobia. Yeah, like that was scary. That was so scary. That's crazy. That's scary. That's to me, I'm like, that's a honeycomb. I'm gonna put some of that shit in my tea. What are you talking about? Yeah, I'm about to eat this. You ever ate a honeycomb?

No, I'm not a savage. Like that. You're just eating wax. Me neither. You're fucking, it's wax. Isn't it just wax? You're just eating wax? But it's sweet wax.

It's sweet whack. I mean, fair enough, man. But no, I've, that idea of that walking up to a bee, damn it! And I walk up to a beeh, ripping that shit open and just eating a beast, like you're a fucking bear.

You see that, you're the guy eating the wasps out of the was? I've seen that. That was such chat. That guy. He was, he's the goat. That woman he's telling come back to him better stay away from him. Back, no.

He is a danger. Dude, where they live, she, he won her back. Like where they're from, where you're from, where you're from where you eat wasp, that that woman found that impressive. He's a fucking warrior. I got to go back to her. Yeah, like, damn. My ex-husband never did that for me, you know. He never ate wasps for me.

My wife's because the only day was provide me a good home and stable income, but you ate a wafs. Man. Man, you must really love me. You must really love me. Every time you strike me, it means nothing clearly. It means nothing clearly. It don't count. I did somebody eating off.

Damn it. I'm done talking. It's just how you speak. It is. Yeah, it is. It's the way which I speak. I'm going to turn my vernacular now. I'm alter it.

Let me just download a new patch. Download. Let's watch them download a new patch. Yeah. Let's watch them in silence. Download a download a new patch. Download a Scottish ginger patch. Rather die.

Why so Derek can fuck you? I'm going to try to make it a little more enjoyable. Give me a little more enjoyable, bro. Give me something, nigga. I'm always upset. We're banging. I'm always furious. I don't like this.

Damn, I wish this wasn't so fucking. dead. I wish you were a girl. The idea of so many questions. All right, let's move on. We got another question from Jay Z in a Yankee hat suit. Jaycee and a Yankee hat suit beating up children. We almost got you. I forgot about it. It always got me.

That was almost the spit take. I can't let coffee spit everybody. I'd be crazy. Oh my fucking God. I forgot about the Yankee hat suit. I totally forgot too. Jay Zay and a giggy attitude beating up children. Oh. He's so bubble. I love it. He wrote it and he says, hey, questionable roll bottles.

Don't worry. You're getting much better. You're shooting yourself? Yeah, twice already. That's crazy. It's been 30 minutes. Shitting yourself twice in 30 minutes and not getting up. It's outstanding.

What's funny is I saw a video of some guy streaming. He was like, He fart and he was like, hmm, I just shot myself, I'm pretty sure. Wait, and he farts again. Takes a second hit of it. And it's like, yeah. He's like, curious. Yeah, I shot myself and I just couldn't stop laughing at it.

Oh, man. That's insane. There's some fucking savages in this planet, man. Some people are literally picked out of the dirt and allow it to be human beings. Allowed to be human beings. This guy writes in, he says, hey, questionable role models. Me and my longtime girlfriend broke up recently. I'm just wondering if you have.

have any fatherly insight as men who have surely gone through numerous breakups for why surely first of all you're right but like fuck you did yeah you're absolutely correct but shut up damn bro i've been i've been i've been on the straight nerve for like seven years bro i'm good yeah i wish i wish there was more uh well info on what he did to her yeah that's true well he says there's more to it he says i'm in my last year of high school oh you're a kid oh man we got some we got some youngs yeah yeah my last you should not be watching this but i mean my last of high school. Tell all your kids.

Tell all your friends. And I've been dating this girl since 10th grade. Two years. A couple years? Their life is shorter. They haven't lived much yet. That's true. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I'm taking it pretty well considering. Thank you, boys, for your three-hour podcast, helping me to distract myself. No problem, dude. Yeah, I mean, I will say things feel a lot worse at that age. Everything is insane. Because there's less experience dealing with him. So you're probably feeling like all sorts of, like, impossible emotions right now. But, like, you're fine.

I mean, he's taking it at what. Yeah, he's doing it fine. So he might have the type of introspection that I had when I was young that I was like, the odds are anything that is going on now, that's not even, the longevity, the odds of, of the, the amount of people that actually started dating high school ended up married, the odds are very, very low. They're low. The odds are low.

I know some people, but like maybe three couples out of all of the hundreds and hundreds of people that I fucking knew. But anyway, long story short, if you're fine, if you're, if you're taking it relatively well, I mean, this, all right, just keep doing what you're doing.

Yeah, man. As time goes on, you're gonna be like, oh, yeah, fuck that bitch. It's as simple as that. And if she broke your heart

and if she got with another guy, kill him. All right. Well, yeah, you'll, when you get older, you'll look back at those words

things that you thought were so important. And you'll be like, I can't believe I ever thought this was like, I really love this person because that's for me all the time. I look back on all the bitches

I used to fuck. Oh, yeah. All the dust. dozens of bitches. You thought you loved them? Dozens and dozens of bitches. You're like, oh, my God, I love you.

It's his fucking real passion. I look like on a girl, like, I look back on a few of the girls. I was like, oh, I thought I loved them. I look back on my, this bitch was a fucking disaster, and I cannot believe I thought I ever cared that much about them. That's all I was. I said that 10 minutes ever having sex with them every time. I got a girl, I got a girl at this girl at New Egg when I was there.

And then we were like talking about, like, getting the car and all this shit. So it was getting serious. It was getting like real serious. And then like, you know, she ended up sucking and like hit a whole other life of her, hard drugs and all this shit she got into. Long story short. I look back on that and I was like, that bitch sucks so much. I can't believe I like

I was so like deeply committed at that time. But when I think about her, she was just like a fucking skater stoner bitch, but like, and then even worse, but I didn't know about that side of her because she hid it from me. She had the big titties but she had the big tities. She just had the fucking

the got big titties, man. She worked on me too. If she was a god big titty, I probably would have, I would have I would have overlooked everything. I would have overlooked everything. That shit worked on me, dude. The big titty,

Godd girls, man, that shit worked on me for way too long. Chokers, Corsets and huge titties and stuff like that. I'm like, fuck.

It's overpowered. It's an overpowered build. Especially, um, chokers, man. I fucking, I hate chokers because.

I'm not even a milk man and it worked on me, bro. It really worked on me, bro. I'm like, God damn. Ladies,

if you're listening, chokers are a secret power. You want, if you want to control your man's, put a choker on. Don't tell them that. Don't give them anything more power. Don't give them any more. That's true. I'm already overpowered. I'm already married and I'm finished so like, you know, I'm over.

Like so it doesn't matter to be. Only you only you can be manipulated by this right now. We're fucking off the game. Dude, there's going to be all these girls like we're going to have a live show and all these fucking girls. Every girl has got fucking chokers on. Chris is going to be short-circuiting. I'll be fine. Chris is going to be floating around. I'm steeled at this point. Like a mind flare.

It's floating around. No, man, I'm vaccinated. Dude, if they had a vaccination that would have they had something like that, would you take it? That cure your horny. Yeah. That would reduce this turn off the horny. Yeah. Yeah.

I would take that shit at seven. Dude, how would? I would. I would pay a lot of money to do that. How many people do you think would be lied to rub the blocked to be like, dude, finally, I'm going to be able to be free? I actually don't think a lot of people would. They'd be hungers that would be hunched over and they'd be like, wow. No.

I feel great. No. A gooner wouldn't. I don't think most gooners want to be. gooners. I think some of them want to be here. I think it's true. Could they make it to the clinic? Before I had to go. It's like you walking around your fucking neighborhood, fucking gooner.

Dude man, I That's pretty impressive. The goonery was insane, man. Walking around your neighborhood. I kept it to my room like a fucking gentleman. Like a regular human. Yeah. Goonery is a dangerous thing that needs to be quelled.

You can. I bet it cuts a lot of car accidents. I bet motherfuckers are driving I've seen people literally Like I've seen videos where people are like They're just literally having sex while they're driving Yeah, and you're just like, what are you, you're gonna die Please stop. And then I saw one of them where they hit you crashed. I was like you deserve this.

You suck. Things like that I can't feel bad for people for you know. I want to be empathetic but I just I think you have to save empathy for people who deserve it. You know what I mean? Right. I want to care about humans altogether, but at the same time I wish I wish I was deaf

personified and I could just deal it out to people that I can't deserve it. The thing about like That sounds crazy. That does sound crazy because you're insane. You're clinically insane. Yeah, whatever. You can't prove it. You know, it reminds you of the people who like get, who die spalunking. You know what I mean? Or like they crawl in a cave and then they like they're upside down

And then they die Yeah, and you're just like I can't Like there are too many Like when I put that person next to like a kid going to school Who gets their head blown off at recess or something. You know what I mean? If I'm going to going to feel bad for someone. It's not going to be the fucking person under fucking ground.

But they have to have mental illness to even try that, I think. And then you've got to be mentally ill. And their parents should have called them. At a certain point, you just old yellow those motherfuckers, man. Thinking about someone. It's mercy. Yeah. Thinking about someone.

Like there's a video of this lady. That's post-birth abortion that I can stand by. They're eating the post-birth abortions. Someone, there's this video that I. Eating the Spalunkers. They don't even let them get down to the caves before they eat them. These Haitian immigrants, they're eating all these cave dwellers. And it's so sad.

I saw a video of this woman, guys, arguing with her husband, out of Savannah. And got out the car and ran away while they were in a lion Savannah. She got into an argument with her husband. And then she was like, I can't do this right now. And got out of the car. And she got torn to pieces. Yeah, I can't feel bad about that, man. And I was like, there's a video of that?

Yeah, it is. Smoky said to me. And it's fucking. I had a bot. I don't like seeing stuff like that, but I almost want to watch that. It is kind of like, it's too deserved. It's too deserved. It made me Lutitunes laugh because of how bad I felt.

Was it a family? Why would you feel bad for someone that stupid? Did they have kids? Ah, fuck, it's too late. Never mind. Doesn't matter now. Because it's in the kid's blood. Yeah, it's already there.

It's just in the kid's blood. That kid's going to be like, yeah. I don't like this dad. There's no amount of anger that I can have. I've been vivid, like, livid, you know, before. And I've never once been in a position where I'm like, I'm going to just put myself in danger like that. So, like, if that happens to you, like, you're not fit to be alive, really. Like, I'm sorry, but, like, it's, you know, it just kind of is what it is.

You get really mad. You're like, I'm just going to get out the car and jump out the car on a freeway and get speed bump for the next 18 minutes. Yeah. You jump out the car, you jump out of a speeding car on the freeway if you're, like, being held hostage. You know what I mean? And they're, like, taking you to get, like, molested. Yeah. So you can try.

than the sex slavery. So, like, maybe dying's better. You know what I mean? But even then I would be like, oh, I'm going to probably try to kill this guy that's taking me. Like, if I'm not bound. Presumably, presumably if you're bound. I'm not bound. And you somehow get the door open.

Yeah, you know what I mean? You would probably be, otherwise, why would you be in there if you're not bound or something? Yeah. You just sit to you down. I'm going to take you this place. All right. Fuck. Dang it.

Aw. Fuck, I'm in the car already. Am I going to be home before supper? I've never walked out of a car when it was moving, so it must not be possible. The idea of someone doing that Well, I'm fucking up here Someone doing that to you And then you just look over at them

And you just kick them with both feet out the car Like knock them through the door out the car On the driver's side And then you just start driving yourself Like kidnapping a kidnapper Like they try to kidnap you And then halfway through you reveal it's a kidnapping of them That's a pretty good switch

I'd like that You take them to your housing like I'm not even going to do anything you I'm just going to waterboard you talk of the fuck hours. I'm not going to do anything. I'm not going to do anything.

It's nothing serious. Nothing serious. I'm let you go after the first 10 hours. But like 10 hours. You better hope you have good breath because that fuck. It's going to get silly. I've always been curious about that waterboarding thing.

Because like I understand intrinsically that that's like really clearly it must be uncomfortable. But it looks like such pussy shit. Have you ever almost drowned? Yeah, many times. Now imagine that in rapid succession. Yeah, whatever.

it's no big deal. Yeah. Kidnap somebody and inject silicon into their balls and like a little bit of silicon in their balls every fucking few hours. So you just keep expanding

their balls and you start slapping them when they get as big as a basketball start slapping pop and pop up. I would go to Guantanamo Bay and be like your guys, waterboarding is outdated. That's stupid.

Let's see. We're going to get the mintos and the Diet Coke. We're going to plug it. We're going to plug all your orbuses and like to see what happens. Like the video of the girl trying that she put a mentos in her pussy and it poured coke in it. Stupid dumb bitch.

And she looked upset after it. It's like, bitch, I did you not know. What do you think was going to happen? I mean, that's, you know where she's from. She knows where she's from. Midwest. Yeah, she's from the Midwest. There's nothing to do, man.

Ain't nothing to do there, but like. Eat wasp. Eat wash. Get underage pregnant. Do drugs. Eat a crack. Eat a crack. Poor Coke and bet those up your pussy.

You know, these are the things that you do when you're living in the Midwest. People explore sexuality too much, man, from being honest. We should be more shameful to touch people's sexuality. Or just eat cats, literally, like that Ohio crack hand. That was just like eating, like literally eating cats. Yeah. I've been high as a kite many times and I've never ate crack. I didn't, I didn't follow up on.

I mean, never ate a cat. I didn't fall on. I didn't fall on. Is that one? Or did they find her eating a cat? That is a real story. I know she killed a cat. she said she ate the cat did she actually eat the cat i think she was eating the cat was she

she they called her in florida who like ate a like tried to eat a person like bit someone's yeah it's not yeah it's not beyond reason to be that one psycho it's definitely not and the other people around and they were like she was eating it you know what i mean and then they were like were you eating the cat and she's like she's like out of it so it's like that looks like somebody was eating the cat i was eating the dog eat the cat she starts she's i ate it it it was me It was so delicious. What's the secret formula for this cat?

I was going to eat that cat, but that seabound negro beat me to it. All right. Hung Sheldon. Hung Sheldon, he says, Hi, crabs. If you could replace the chia seeds in Sween's water with tiny versions of any item from Super Smash Brothers,

what would it be? I have a hard time. Huh? The bombs. So I have a hard time with this question because I got to be honest, I haven't played Super Smash Brothers with items in 15 years. Yeah. It's not even in my realm.

If you play with items, you're fucking dunts. I mean, it is fun. I remember it being fun when I was a kid, but like, that's my justification for playing as an adult and still playing video games, I guess. It's just like no items, so it's like real serious. Now we're like really playing our skill. Yeah, now we're adults here. Take the items off.

Every time there's items on accidentally, it's hilarious. Oh, my God, dude, we just turn it off. Oh, shut out. Get the items out. You're like, oh, my fucking God. Turn this off. everybody gets so fucking mad it's great i want to ask you something real quick so back in the day when we were young when we play like consoles like marvellous capum or anything like that

we sometimes would have uh rules of uh no assist have you ever done that before what no i couldn't imagine that marvel oh it's fucking it is not a fun game i think no it's actually in my opinion it's actually a lot more fun you assist It's like smash with all items. The most annoying fucking thing ever implemented. You don't like assist? No, I like assist because I have to like assist. If you know what I mean.

Like to be able to, once the game started going in that direction of like, because fighting games did not used to have that, right? Oh yeah, of course. And then it became assist and that became assist heavy. And now you strategize around the assist. Now I'm like, I want to see how well you control this character without assist because a lot of times people are fucking lost without them because they've based their whole strategy around them.

And so we would do rounds of like it was kind of like in I think Mortal Kombat 10 We're like no x-rays no x-rays we're gonna see we're gonna do no x-rays and so we would do shit like that to see who is just better on a fundamental skill like of actually fucking with the character and I was just I want to see if you ever did that I don't know I guess not Wolverine's assist was so integral to be playing that game Wolverine and captain commandos assists We're like what helped me captain commandos was like even decent at Marvel. Catching Dr. Doom trying to run away

with that assist and then full comboing and was always like my yay, fuck that metal nigga. I hate him. Yeah. I mean, I totally understand

but we would just do that. It was more of a, I guess we were trying to flex. Or an assist chaining like assist training fucking cable into war machine into Iron Man.

I would do that shit all the time when I was there was always that was always like house rules to certain things. Like I remember doing I honestly don't like assists either I love them Because I always thought of them as a part of the game

Well yeah no I mean I think they're okay And more like I like I like I like MaraVita's Kafka too so much that I like the assists But like generally as a rule in the fighting game I do like to keep it like one on one Because I grew up with like Tekken and Right like all the games before Those games weren't really doing assist

Like at the most you maybe would have Just like two people Kind of coming in and out There's like Street Fighter She versus Marvel Heroes, right? They didn't have assist though. They had one character that another one would jump in. I don't remember that one.

I mean, I guess we can find out in the collection. Literally, we could just go home and check right now. Go check when the assist become a thing. But like the house rules things like, I remember that with Halo. We would be like, all right, no power weapons. You know what I mean? And things like that on split screen or like. I mean, that would definitely hear that end.

I would. Obviously. You just never watch. And I'm like, how love we'd be four was looking at this like, fucking 30 Twitch TV and like no screenwatch. It's like, I'm gonna screen watch. Yeah. I'm sorry, I'm gonna do it.

I don't feel bad. I don't care. It's really hard not to. It's hard not to. Even if you just stare direct, like if you know the game well enough, like, that happened with me.

It was a problem with me where like I played so much Halo 2 and I was so familiar with just like everything about that game. To the point where like I didn't have to screen look to just understand peripherally where people were on the mat. I was just like, oh, flash of orange in my periphery. Oh, he's in that room. Like, I didn't, I didn't need. And there was no way to, I remember, like, some people tried to have, like, the, um, with the cardboard. That's so funny. I've never seen that. I've never seen that in person, but I see it, I saw it online, I saw it online, I saw it online, I thought it was, like, really dope. I thought it was going to be a bigger thing, but I think because this intersected with online becoming a bigger, bigger thing and, like, split screen kind of, like, falling apart or falling by the wayside, it didn't catch on as much as I wanted it to, but they, they would sell. 3D TVs in like 2010,

2010, 2011, that would have, or that would allow different channels for the screen. So you could pair, you could put a pair of glasses on, you would see your screen. And then somebody else would put on a different pair of glasses, and they would see their screen,

looking at the same screen, there was no, and I thought, this is so fucking cool. This is dope as hell. That sounds like magic. I know. That's what I was like,

this is amazing shit. But it didn't catch on because no one, at that point, like split screen, for shooters especially, where it matters the most, was kind of, you know,

I would just get the sniper and screen watch the fuck out of people. I would hit the sniper in the fucking stage at the wheel. Zanzibar. And I would sniper. I would screen watch this shit out of motherfuckers. They'd be like, dude, you fucking suck out. I'm like, I don't know, man.

I got lucky. I was looking over there. I'm lying up. I'm lying through my team. But that's why we would do no power weapons, no vehicles. Yeah. It would be like kind of the rule.

Yeah. I remember that while. Because we were going to screen, I would cheat. No one. No grenade laundry. So it was like no nude nub tubing That was like a thing that people do all the fucking time

Yeah And in my warfare Yeah all the time And then it only takes so stupid I loved it It was a lot of times like in team death match You would just start the match And everybody would launch their fucking

The first thing so then you get lucky And kill a few people It's hilarious I remember the beginning I remember in Marvelous I think it was a I think it might have been black cops Where you would spawn in

It's like the snowy area with like a villa at the top. It's called the villa, I'm pretty sure, actually. Maybe I don't. And I would spawn. Blackups, I have very little. And I would get my rocket lock to shoot in there and get four kills every time. I would, literally, I would spawn had my sensitivity at 100 to be able to turn as I couldn't blow

that place on. Dude, seeing people. My friends would be like, dude, you're a fucking kind. I'm like, I know. And I run off. Seeing the way modern call duty players play makes me really nostalgic for like old. You know what I mean? Like, because it's so schizophrenic now.

It's fucking... Whereas just like, you watch people like, they're flashing. Are you having fun? Yeah, it's like you're having a seizure and I'm like, damn, maybe there was really something to those older Call Duty games where it's like, at least it was fucking coherent. Yeah. Because, I don't know, because I remember liking Black Ops a little bit. Like, I, that was, I played Black Ops on PS3. I borrowed my uncle's PS3 and I played it.

And I played it. I was like, I like this actually. But I didn't really stick with it. I never loved Call of Duty. I played it because other people played it. I don't think I could love it really. but I did like it. I thought it was like fun.

There's not enough like there's not enough. What would you call it? But I also never play the campaigns really. Oh, the can I mean the campaigns are, I would say because you know, since the hype competitive nature of those games, a lot of people would just skirt over them. And I feel like that would be such a bummer

because that is really where I feel like a lot of those games shine. I think especially Mono for 2 being the one that I really sunk into and having like even, you know, some good composers, even Hans Zimmer are a part of some of the shit. Like it was like, like this is fucking really like they put a lot of effort into this stuff and there's a lot of people like that's gay i did play call duty four i did play cold duty force campaign and and monorfer

too i did i did those specifically because no russian no russian was like everybody was talking about i was like i got to see what the fuck this is and it was crazy it was crazy this mission is goaded this mission again playing no russian for the 900th time wait dude i've played it um so oh well obviously remastered came out so i played it again but before that because they only did mono for two remaster because they weren't going to remaster them or multiplayer because nobody would play anything else yeah everybody would just oh cool we're we're we're back yeah so that and then 2018 I played it because I booted up um it on 360 and it was fucking I played it's playing again you went straight to

that I was Russian and I kept doing I was trying to do a survival mode with the turning on my team because as soon as you do something they'll go like you traitor yeah yeah yeah so I'm trying to see how long long and survive before they do they are marksmen they are so if you like give them a little bit that they'll kill you immediately it's so funny so I'll try to like throw

grenades to throw them off and flashbang and like I'll try to distance myself it's so fucking if you do that way too much time if you do that to your allies in call duty they will find they will it's like they'll find a way to get the worm from gears of war to sink to sink the map

somehow they'll be like that's it calling the worm He's like, you have a worm? Use this. You saved it for me. That's crazy. I also spend way too much time in the, in Marlifert 2. There's the, when you're private Allen and Fully, Keith David.

Yeah. Like, you're supposed to do instructions. Oh, the tutorial. I spend way too much time. Because I keep killing them. I keep turning around, grab a grenade and like, throw it down there. Then you just start throwing it at your people. I try to throw out the people playing basketball all the way in the back.

you're fucking like aim down your side and then you just turn around and start shooting everywhere I'm in a hole right now where I'm trying to play a lot of older games I'm trying to like get into because I'm playing Sly Cooper right now for the first time I never actually played it Oh right oh you're talking about the invert

Dude I couldn't believe that I was like oh no There's a way to do it thank God There's a way to fix it but like SlyCuber's camera is inverted by default and there's no way to fix it I'm just like this is crazy Like why did you allow this But there's a way to fix it in the PS5 menu But I'm just like I'm playing through all

something I'm like I should probably like play through like I want to play through at least black ops one and see like because that was the campaign that everybody was talking about that I just didn't care enough to try yeah and so it's like there's probably something there like at this point I was he's killing zombies in blackouts I didn't get a fuck about anything else I actually hated the zombie mode in in world at war in black ops because I was just like this is just a worst left for dead why am I doing this I only did it one time where you're like the president oh that was cool that was a cool idea but I still didn't that was the only one that I did I've never thought that was so funny I like where are what's how do

Ladies and gentlemen, we're killing zombies. Yeah. The zombies are dying at our hands rapidly, I'd say. Look at all these zombies. They're eating the cats. They're eating the dogs. They're eating the cats in Springfield, Ohio. You're not thought about, like, Trump quotes through other president.

They sound insane. They sound like way crazier. That is so true. It's fucking wild. So he's him saying dumb shit. They were like, oh, he just says dumb shit. Four scorn seven years ago, they were eating the cats and eating the dogs in Springfield, Ohio. The idea of fucking George Washington

Saying that they've been in it JFK, the idea, yeah. It's okay. Eating the dogs is disgusting. They're eating the dogs. No, goddamn eight. They have no shoes. They have no shoes.

They have no shoes. They have no shoes. This is literally him, though. That's crazy. He's such a fucking cunt, bro. Yeah. It's all his fault. Literally it's all his fault. It was weird.

I actually went back and I was reviewing his policies and things that were implemented, it wasn't that bad. And I was like, in comparison, yeah. So, like in comparison, because at that time,

that you, if you wanted to be present, you still had to compitulate to what the people wanted. And so even when you look at it, and this is what people like, don't understand how weird shit is now, because post Reagan, um,

it's like, it's like, dude, even that super racist piece of shit did a lot of things that benefited black people. And benefiting humans in general. Yes. He just,

he just, They were, there was like, there was like a runoff. There was like a runoff of positivity that like inevitably like, like, yeah.

Like I'm not giving him flowers. I'm saying that is what anyone in that position would have had to have done the things that he did. Right. Now it's like the Congress doesn't even want to do anything.

Yeah, they're like, oh, whatever. They're like, yeah, let's bullbuster everything and let's not get anything. Like,

if you see like the legislation that this modern Congress has passed, it's fucking hilarious how low it is. Oh, they're just doing fucking nothing. Yeah. It's because we don't have

the fucking house, man. Yeah. the fucking Republicans have the house and then they shoot everything down that would benefit fucking people. You're like, oh, this is great. This is so cool. It's really wild. The culture war shit won and like everybody thinks

like, oh, there again. It's like, no, we're all people. Now we need legislation. Humans in general. They're like, no, fuck you. I think we have to start calling culture war people gay. I agree. I think, I'm not even joking because like that would be that's kind of something that bothers

them still. I agree. You know what I mean? I actually wholeheartedly. I think we need to like, it's almost like reverse psychology in some way. where it's just like if you if you're like a culture like if you're like a Dave Rubin or like well he's literally gay but like if you're like a if you're like Ben Shapiro or something or like any of these people you got to start you just got to start calling these people abslers let me make a new video on my channel is Ben Japiro was gay yeah like what is it Benjibiro has his right week but what's he a fucking trant it dude just start accusing all

of their stupid fans could you can break some of them on your side I think so I think literally start making an argument that like oh do you know who brett cooper is she's the ben japiro the female oh yeah yeah that's that's a girl one right yeah so i'm that's chromosome shapiro yeah she shifted a little bit i can probably convince like at least 10 people

they're like that's actually been jupro that's been chaperro and drag literally yeah like actually ben japiro like why do you think how does she she has like four million subscribers i was like who the one bro like really it's all russian bots do you think that dude is Dave Rubin four million times I mean, for real, though, I'm like, who outside of the... It's so easy to hate on day, Rubin.

I hate, I hate how easy it is to be mean to him, because he's gay. And it's like, I don't like being me. I don't like attacking marginalized people. He's not marginalized. He's such a stupid gay person. Do you like, he is dumb and gay. It makes me so bad. He's dumb.

They rumen is in fact dumb and gay. It makes me so bad because like, do you have a problem with me being dumb and gay? I have problems you being dumb, but you are gay. It's a descriptive. I'm just describing. I'm just saying what you are. You are dumb.

I'm going to give my Haitian husband to eat your cat. How about that? The idea of him, like having to sit down in front of people that don't respect him, if it's like he can't choose and having to smile it off. It makes sense. It's pretty amazing. It's fucking crazy. This wild.

It's like, Vivette getting fucking busted on you brown bastard and then throw a curry in his face and he's like, I understand. Yeah, I get it. That video of everybody confusing that guy.

We talked about this on the ballast before, but it's just so funny. We did. It's amazing. It's amazing. I, um, are you Sanjay Vomaswami or something? We like you a lot, boy.

He almost got on stage. He almost got on stage with Trump. Isn't that insane? And Trump would have been like, yeah, sure. Look, it's Vivek. It's Vivek. I love the way his house smells. It doesn't smell bad at all.

Vizio Rameswami. He does use soap, man, like the others. He does use soap. Look at him. Little Al-Qaeda or India or whatever he's from. I don't know where he's from. He's brown. That's all I know.

He's from India or Al-Qaeda. That's a place I heard it. I saw it on TV once. Excuse me, Little Indy, man. Do you happen to? have some curry or some man in your pocket You got some man

You got some I'm a little farsed Don't sigh Excuse me A little Indian man Butter chicken is delicious Little Indian man I love buttered noodles

And buttered noodles and buttered noodles And buttered noodles And buttered noodles as well And in addition Buttered noodles Just to hold the cow shit I don't want any of that Why do you worship cows

What's up at that? Why do you worship cows that Cows come from McDonald's and McDonald's has the best cows. E. Yeah, yeah, yo. That's the dumbest fucking thing I ever heard. Mr. President, thank you for your response.

Kamala, would you have the same response? Niggas. Yo, this niggas fucking racist, nigga. Yo, this nigga. I'm racist too, but like, holy shit. I know I put some niggas in prison, but damn. Commander in Kweef wrote in. He says, hey there, you people.

What is your favorite personality? to come from the internet. Either the funniest one to you or the best cautionary tale. My pick is Christian because, obviously, and he's up there for sure because only the internet can create such a black hole of this function.

Yeah. Christian up there. There's Boogie. You know my answer. Ethan Ralph. Even the Ralph. There's Chris Chan. There's Onisian.

Oh, yeah. I forgot about Onisian. Yeah, he's been laying low, hadn't he? Leafy is sort of up there. I will say, like, I think, I'm not thinking of it in in terms of train wrecks because like that's there's

a lot and that that's a pretty forward conversation but I think genuinely like respect to James Rolf the AVGN angry video game nerd because he's like kind of a progenitor to a lot of like Modern Conflation Yeah like I feel like he's he kind of allowed

He's like the canary in the coal mine in some way for like the positive things where it's just like oh people can do what they want and like make a living and entertain a lot of people and like avoid making a fucking mockery of themselves. Like he's like he's been around for a very, very long time and there's been really no, there's no fucking minor stuff.

There's no like, you know, crazy. If I'm going to go my favorite content, because let's let's go, let's go not cautionary tale, but let's go a lot. Let's make it a brighter subject.

Like a genuine? Yeah, my content, uh, comics explained Rob Jefferson, man, fucking I've been, he got me back in a comic books,

um, almost unhandedly. Uh, really good content. Super forward-thinking person in general. Like, it's his mentalities. I really respect the way he thinks and how your text articulates things in general. Very, very big fan. Um, also who's another person?

I really just like, damn, shout out to you for doing good shit is, uh, I would say even critical because I would say he's just been such a fucking force on the internet for so many years now. Like right before COVID until now, just a fucking train of like power towards like YouTube. Well, he's been. He's been big for a while. But I remember him in high school. From pre-COVID until now, he's just been like the YouTuber almost. Critical. Moist critical, Charlie.

He's been fucking huge, man. A lot of good stuff for like a fighting, fighting game community made his own like a fighting game group. I didn't even know that. Very, very kind of smaller content creators in general. Very nice to them. He's just a really good dude. And also he's just a cool person in general. He's cool.

Like I liked, uh, he, for a creator clash twice he had like this big shindig at his at a warehouse. Oh man. I felt bad for him. That really bothered me to like the way people treated that place. The second time because I think so many people came in trash it. Yeah. Like what the fuck he's doing?

So many people that clearly shouldn't have been there. Yeah. Yeah. Just because I was like the entire place is filled. There's no way he wanted this. Yeah. Yeah. Like, I think what happened is that fans, fans, people just snuck in.

Well, people just keep going like, hey, I know somebody to show, you know, like it just keeps happy. Yeah, this person gives that to this person. This person hears that. I wouldn't be surprised in the world of the fucking existing that people just straight up follow the people's cars places. Oh, for sure. It wouldn't fucking surprise me. People definitely follow. And then the thing is it's just like, dude.

It's one thing to go to a place where you're not technically supposed to be, but it's another thing to treat it like shit. Yeah. Like I just, I can't. We went in the kitchen later on me and we were like, let's go to drink. And it was just fuck. We were like, whoa. People literally cleaning up because I was just like, yeah, it's infuriating. It goes pretty well.

Charlie's a good dude. Not a bad guy at all, dude. I've seen a lot of, I hate that like if somebody is doing too well, then there becomes like a anti-response. Because I keep seeing these posts like trying to trash him. And the one thing that I keep seeing people trying to do is like propaganda. They kind of try to say he's overrated. And I'm like, what do you mean?

I don't like, I think it's, it's what they, because they're saying that like, oh, he's mundane and shit. I'm like, well, that how does that mean he's overrated? he's doing exactly what he's been doing. I feel like he's entirely properly rated. I don't know like, I don't know anybody who's. Well, that's the thing where I'm like, why are you trying to make like at least, at least say he's a, at least like, I'm saying if you're going to try to take him down,

so at least go extreme with it or something. Yeah. Because like they're trying to say he's overrated and I'm like, that's not how that works. Because these people know exactly what they're watching him. They're watching him. So yeah, he's that rated. He's exactly what they want to watch. Like you for me, like I don't, I don't particularly love his content most all the time.

Well, but I don't deny that he's clearly there for. fucking reason. Obviously, I don't watch a lot of his stuff only if something huge happens but like I don't deny that. That doesn't mean that he's it's like you know personally it's like it's a personal thing. I don't really watch him but that doesn't mean that he's not

good. You know how people kind of get their egos get in the way. He's just a good dude. I don't like this therefore it's bad. He's not a bad person. I like Charlie he's he's cool. I like uh, there was one point that maybe particularly happy was like when during creator class he was on like the panel or whatever he was on the judging or whatever. I don't exactly know what he was doing there. I don't know if he was announcing or he was like...

I think he was just doing commentary. Oh, yeah, you're right. Commentary. I forgot the word somehow for commentary. But when I came out to Suavemente, he was like, they're playing the boner jams now. That's really like, yes. I don't know what a bono jam is. A great way to describe that.

That was so fucking fun. They were like, Charlie, you got your feet tab and it's like, they're playing the boner jams now. I was like, yes. That's a great. It's a great phrase to accompany suavimente. I think that's, oh my God. I still remember fucking what's name

getting knocked out of frame by the fucking living steroid Oh Harvey By the living steroid Harley Harley yeah Harley Weinstein He looked like he looked like I almost wanted to say that

He's Harley Morrsteed Yeah but you want to say it He looked What you call it Johnny Nitro right You had it said to M for Morinsteed But it should be said to W

For Weinstein Stupid Oh you're talking about Morrison Yeah Johnny Morrison fucking John Wars is crazy. That motherfucker was like,

talk about not being on steroids. And I'm like, shut the fuck up. It's weird, but they also, it's weird having the run-ins that we've had. Because you with Josh Barnett. Oh,

the fact that, yeah, Josh Barnett, I think about that every once. When Josh Manette walked up to me, I was like, I saw you almost kill somebody before multiple times.

Please get away from me, Josh. He's so seasoned. Don't scare me. What I love about his story, so seasoned with the controversy in ways that, like, him getting pop for

steroids made a promotion disband. Like affliction. There was like there was a, actually that Trump was actually involved in, what do you call it? Lending money to it. He was involved in affliction because Trump's like actually a fan of MMA. It's gross,

but you know, he was. And yeah, because of one event got canceled and they never did anything ever again. He like, he's, he's popped multiple times. He was very like unapologetic about like just doing,

because everybody was doing shit, right? But not everybody was good at hiding it. Yeah. Back on the, back to the, the Lesnar time when fucking Lesnar looked like a Hulk. He looked like a Hulk in mid transformation when his face start getting big.

You know, and it's like that guy's on the road. I've never seen someone look like Brock Lesnar and M.M.A. in my life. I was like, that's an animal. I want to see. I don't know what he looks like at. Look at Brod-Leser and his prime during M.M.A. is disgusting. Yeah. And then I want to show you, I want to show you somebody.

So, Brock, he had to scale it back. And then that's when, because he had, he got, Look at that. When you got diverticulitis, Brock Leszum got diverticulitis, and then he had to scale his roids back a little bit. And that's when, when he was his first fight back,

he had to fight Alster Overeign. Now, if you look at Brock Lesnar versus Alastor Overeign, and you see, like, how, like,

you're like, oh, Brock's kind of looks small compared to this guy. And it's like, he is taking everything that is even humanly possible. They were so,

juiced that it was insane it looked like Dragon Ball characters it's hilarious it's it's it's funny just looking at those those bodies insane dude I didn't compare them to like people like Roy Jones is like dude or John Jones and it's like

no dude do you understand what he when he just got into fighting the creatures that were still dwelling there didn't look like people look at this guy I love the fucking girl in the back where she's like she's like she's so like just like oh my god that's because he's that's not a

that's not a real human but it is you know what I mean yeah yeah like he's taking so much shit he looks like hercules yeah I'm like that's not what a real human should ever be able to look like because there would just be them walking around there'd be more than walking around I love it next up we got woke up this morning got myself some cum

wrote it nice says dear my favorite homo's in Kingston yeah yeah more so a question for Chris Gaygun and Kingston If Keith David endorsed PC Richards and Son Would you still buy a washing machine from there? Yeah What do you mean? First of all is PC Richards and Son still around? I think they were gone I've never even

That's a very New York question he's asked though definitely I mean I know it's East Coast I don't know if it's just New York I don't think I think the last one was in 125th ever and then they blew it up I think I looked this up on sacred one the RPG did look at one store RPG a store boom If Keith David endorses anything, I'm there, you know If Keith David endorses Trump, I'm changing sides, bro. Honestly, yeah, to be honest with you, yeah. Sal would break my heart, though. If Keith David said, vote for Trump, I'd be like,

Everybody, go for Trump. Tell me when. Tell me when. There's a lot of things going on. He's my Taylor Swift. Honestly, honestly. There's a lot of things going on. I'll follow him to the end of the earth, man.

And America has been under attack by Haitians. Keith David. If he said they're eating the cats. I'll follow you to the ends of the earth. They're reading the dogs. I wouldn't be friends with Jalen anymore. He must be right. I would drop Jalen.

If they even say that, I'd be like, I'm sorry, Jalen. I love you, bro. He's Jans. I'm like, I'm sorry, Jay. I love you, bro, but. Kill more. You're eating cats.

My idea of that is. Kill more. They're eating the cats. A lifelong friend dropping him because Keith David said something. They're eating the dogs. They're eating the dogs. Get rid of all.

Private Allen. Is eating the dog. Private Allen. The dogs are being eaten by people. Soup McTavis just ate a dog. We're going to hate it. The idea of Goliath's saying it. Goli.

That's crazy. In our time, we've seen dogs be eaten. Xanatos is actually Haitian. He's eating the dog. This white motherfucker. Get him. He's Asian. Malboja.

Mabozia, you filthy niggins. That was the funniest thing I ever heard you said. That was pretty good. That was pretty good. Call it someone filthy. It's crazy. Filthy nigga, Mbosja.

They should be... Mold Boja. You dirty niggas. He's like, whoa, whoa, chill. Don't call me. Don't call me that. Seriously, that's not fucking funny.

Don't call me that. All right, here's an interesting one. Was he a new fat man. Dr. Duwop wrote in. Wap. Duwap. He says,

Greetings from Puerto Rico, little sockpuppets. Hey. Hey. Oh shit. I gotta go to Puerto Rico soon. It's been a while for me. It's been so long. I keep talking about it. I should just do it. I was supposed to go and then I just like, supposed to go with Jalen and then I something came off. I don't like flying. So that's the reason why I don't want to go. I would go by this really don't like flying. I like flying specifically on Boeing's. Oh, okay. I like sitting on the exit row of a Boeing. Anyway, he says aside from blatant theft, you dastardly criminals have done

in your life on property of life and property, what's the biggest ticket item you found just on the street that you hold or had in your possession? Personally, a year ago, I found a Game Boy in almost mint shape just out on the curb.

I've seen this happen before. I've seen things like that with like boxes. People leave them out. I don't know if those are four people to take. These babies. I've seen babies too in the boxes.

I'm like, whoa. Oh man, come up. That's crazy response. You pick it up by like, Carbara wood. You run off with it. That's the best, man. Finding just like big shit like that.

I'm trying to, I know. Coyote comes and takes the baby and runs off with it. They told me would too. It would. Like jackpot. We ate dinner for at least two nights now. I know I have an answer to this, but I have to dig through my brain a little bit. I don't know what I found in the street other than like, like,

I don't know. Lady in the Tramp a baby. You know, you're like, doing their like slurping the baby and kisses. Some Some Haitian immigrant This is a night What they're beautiful Night

Sa passe Sapa say As they're eating This baby You told it was a baby And they're like Oh man Might as well finish it though

Yeah man I would I don't know I don't think I've really found anything like that off the street I just found money I found money Yeah I can't think of like a thing

Where I'm like Oh this I found this really I held a story at gun point, but like, that's not, that doesn't count. Yeah, it's not fighting. That's taking. Yeah.

I found, I found the store I was going to take from. I'm down with open. On the street. I love it. It was a nice little mom and pop shop. It's like trying to convince the judge like, yeah, I found it. Like, I found the store where I got this thing. Yeah, I walked in.

You make a lot of sense, son. I asked them. You make a lot of sense. Ah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. You make a lot of sense. said son death. The notion

of this. The notion of this is crazy. That that's how sentences are doled out. Like, immediately, just swiftly, at these are, no, no,

asking the jury, you make a lot of sense on death. That was seven minutes long. You didn't even have chance for dopamine thinking like, oh, I'm going to get off. You went from stress The more stress

Oh fuck You know what son In my 25 years of being a judge You actually made a lot of sense Death What? Death is such a crazy Be able to deal that out

It's such a wild thing man The bailiff has the fucking Like syringe Like running towards you No he has a fucking He has a long barrel chattman a longest barrel under your chin

count of five one not even I sentence you to death this is this is happening right now and no one is a chance no last field

no same guy no last rights you're gonna have a you're gonna die in the next five seconds if we can get a priest here in time he's more than he's more than allowed

to read your rights but he's probably not going to answer the phone until you die So like you know That's a rough one I like that I imagine if we actually did Say if the Confederacy One and they they gained their independence

You know they stayed an independent nation That's probably how their due process would work They would probably just be like We don't have time for rules and logic and shit They would just kill people immediately If the Confederacy won I don't think we'd even have America at all right now I think we would have gotten invaded by some other place a long time ago

and it wouldn't be America at all. I wonder about that. We would have been too divided. I don't know about that. I can't even, I can't even speculate. I'm assuming because of the fact that I feel like us being one big country because at that time they weren't even really shit over here right now.

It was all the fucking Mexicans running around with fucking Tiki's on their head. So like over here was not even remotely the same place it is right now. Do you think that? maybe if we were invaded either north or south, maybe we would have put our differences aside and then fought actually, that would have been the unification thing. No.

No? I think no matter what it would have, that would have eventually led to the Confederate States just dying. I think Confederate States were just on their way out no matter what. I feel like I wish I had a crystal ball because I feel like they would have, you know, their country would have collapsed.

And then we would have just had, I don't know, less. What, I don't want to get into it. You can buy, you can buy crystal ball. You know what? Yeah, I can. But, you know, it doesn't do.

It wouldn't do the thing. Yeah, I won't do the thing that I want to do it. If I had a crystal ball, the one thing I would check, and this is really dumb. The one thing I would try to see is what would have happened if Anakin never became Darth Vader. That's all I'd ask for. You could just ask George Lucas, you, bitch. I know. I want to know so bad.

You know what you can do? You can ask the person that wrote this shit. He's not going to fucking answer me. If that was the case, I would have done it. You don't know that. You actually don't know that. You're like, oh,

he's dark. Did they're... I only, I only talked to one of you and his name is Mace Window and I killed him. That's true. Ew,

so gross. Ew, I don't like that. No, I don't like this guy. What is that? What's going on? Wait a minute,

didn't he make that fucking... Did he make that fucking, what was it? What was that movie called? Was it like... A Negroes Awaken? Well, it was with the, it was with Negroes that were like

flying planes and shit. What was that movie he made? What the fuck are you talking? talking about. Lucas? Yeah. George Lucas made a black pilot movie? Yes. What? Hold on. Hold on. Is it called war dogs? It's called war niggas. It's called war niggas. It's called war machines. That's what I got the idea for him from. This ain't real. I don't think it is. I think you think it did to Abrams, maybe? Um, Red Tales. He made the first one? Hold on. Let me, let me make sure. Um, I'm sure he did it. I'm, I just let me.

I just want to make sure. I'm sure he did it. I just don't have the proof of him. Hold on a second. Because Red Tales, I remember watching the modern one. I know the story of the Red Tail group of people. That's George Lucas?

No, I don't. Not at all. It's, oh, it's just, he just produced it. It's a Lucas film.

Oh, right, right, right. Okay. Yeah, he produced it. Because I was going to be like, all right,

wait, I'm starting to, I was like, oh, no, my life's a lie. I was like, there's no ties to,

George Lucas at all. He lied to me. He called me and lied to me directly. George Lucas called you and told you I made a black movie. I made a black movie. Hey, Derek, I'm making a movie. I want you to know it rhymes. He should have been a rapper. George Lucas. My name is Lucas and I'm here to say. I'm covered in mucus and I'm fucking gay. You're just sucking a dick covered in mucus. I couldn't think of anything that arrived with Lucas. I show wrote it.

I recently learned of people sun tanning their assholes for health. And it made me wonder, what pseudoscience bullshit would you sell if you had no morals and lacked integrity? I love that one, though. For example, I saw. Oh, go ahead. Just one real quick. For example, I thought of selling bath bombs and enemas that have MSG or preservatives in them to help maintain youth. I mean, I would just sell placebo shit.

You know, the shit that doesn't do anything. Sell sugar pills. Yeah, sugar pills. I would find people that are classically gay and sell them gayaway pills. Gayaway? Yeah, so you give them sugar pills and then... Yeah, you're not going to be gay or more. Take these twice a day for the rest of your life.

You'll remain not gay. And it's going to fuck with his mind. So having his gay desire, he's got to lead to take his own life probably. Well, he's probably just going to take more of them. He's probably going to be like, it's not enough. I need more. So you're going to get more business. You know, that's how it works really, actually for real.

When it, when you're talking about, that aspect of it. It's not a physical ailment. That should have work. It'll work on enough people. Yeah. Because I have seen people talk about things that I know that don't work. Like say blockchain amino acids, for example,

where it's like people usually eat enough meat to get all their nine essential amino acids that they need to build muscle and to be healthy and grow them and all that shit. And I saw that industry explode in a way that people are like, yeah, I'm noticing differences. I'm like, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, this stuff that you're putting in your body is not doing anything to it. And I'm just like, that's incredible. So, gay way is awesome. That's great. You just tell, because literally the person doesn't want to be gay. Now they have a pill that makes them think it's being suppressed, but what's really happening, they're just not engaging in gay activity. No gay. And, and they think it's working. That's fucking brilliant. It's brilliant. I like it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's go. Who do we talk to? St.

Jones? Who are we talking? Wait, not him. I don't trust him anymore. Joe Rogan? Yeah, maybe. I think so. What is neuro gum?

Is that shit real? Neural gum? Yeah, the shit's talking about it. Anything's fucking changed my life, neural gum. Okay, first of all, nothing's changed anybody's lives. It's changed my life. Every time somebody says, this changed my life, it's immediately bullshit. That's not true.

Nothing? Nothing. Stop. Not taking drugs change your life. No. No, no, it doesn't. Yeah. No, taking judge, change your life.

Not taking drugs to change your life. Not taking drugs to change it back. That's a good point So literally like This methamphetamine So meth changed someone's life then Yes taking drugs Yeah taking drugs changes your life

Yes It changed my life I've never been more of a fucking piece of shit in my life I robbed my three year old son At gunpoint What does he have? What is your son have? I don't know maybe a bottle

Maybe a bottle You want to tell us I'm a fucking bottle I gotta sell this bottle for scrap Like I mean fallout What the fuck kind of shit is that I gotta sell this bottle bottle The video of Batman

the Batman that smokes weed That sounds lame as far I don't think so Yeah it probably is So the dumbest heroes They're ever gonna see in your life I don't wanna see it Too bad

No cause don't Because then it's just gonna be One of these things That you show us That the audience doesn't understand Jamie Jamie Jamie add this to the video We ain't got no Jamie

I do wish like I do wish we had like a three Like I can figure out like Something to do for three You know what I mean Program that To be something Yeah we gotta have

I'll look up. Maybe there's like something I can put there. Look man, I want to get the, I want to get the, I want to get the, I want to get the, the Patreon of $20,000 a month. And then we can hire a producer. Yeah. And it'll be good. It's really funny. You guys, say it on the T8.

What are you five? I'm sorry if you fucking do it. What is it? Probably the worst shit. It's probably. This is worse than I thought it would be. I know these stupid memes. All right.

I know these people. That was terrible. I didn't know I didn't know what was that So much I didn't know what was that Because there's there's a whole run of the Of like

That sucks Scenes of like Lord of the Rings There's Lord of the Rings One of Gandalf Just smoking way too much weed Like you can't pass nigger or something like that

You shut up I remember they heard I remember years ago There was a Harry Potter one That we liked Oh Harry Potter on weed Oh Smithin'or And fucking

The Walk I forgot what he said Oh man That's a good video though. That was like transitionary. There was like more than once. It was like multiple scenes. It wasn't just like a fucking JPEG of some guy coughing.

Or that reminds me of the God of War one where he's just trying to get weed from Zeus or from Olympus. Did you see that one? And then like he ends up just at God of War III when Craves was beaten that piss out of Zeus. That's how it ends up where he's just like, Zeus, I've come to get the weed of Olympus.

And he's like, you will not get the cabbage from the gods. And he's like, do not deny me my boobie. And then he just start beating the fuck out of them. There's blood all of the screen. It's so stupid, but whoever did the voices, it literally sounds exactly like the actors. That's what nails it, man. It's like that's, like, the voice acting, it sells it.

It's, that's what, that red dead thing is the reason. Yeah. By the way, that's like spread so, so much. It's, it's, it's a virus. Collins saying it now. Yeah, who's the guy? You, you shared that. Oh, that was, that was, yeah, that was on Summintin' time.

That was one of the other shows. I'd love that it just comes up. I was like, yes. Anytime it comes, I had to share it. I was like, this is crazy. It's so good. I was like, yeah. No.

When he said, like, me and Mike, I say that to each other. It's like, no, why did you say that? Why did you say? I love that they. That there's exactly exactly what happens. Why'd you say that? Because that's what really hooks you in. Him say, because whoever, that's fucking brilliant.

Whoever thought of that because it's like, why do you say that? We're giving this thing. They're giving this thing. That took such little effort. If you would be. No. No, that took little effort, you asshole. No, this did this.

No, this. fucking coughing over a JPEG. That's hilarious. They even drew the weed sign on his chest. No, yeah, they photoshopped. They googled weed and the transparent layer to fucking stencil cutouts. What they did was they, what you call it? They changed the backlight of his costume to green.

Wow, amazing. There's a lot of work there. That's at least 20 seconds. No. Why did you say that? It's too good. I'm not gay. Swin gargling from a question.

You know, Swin gargling piss from a question. It's all one word. So it's a little hard to read. He says, Hello, Chris Gaycom, Bear Dick, Some Gay Guy and Tom Sweeney.

Bear Dick? I don't know. I don't know, man. I don't make these. I've never heard that before, but I'll never heard that either. My question is, my question for you is,

what's something you sold and regret doing so to this day? Oh. My soul. Facts. I got a fucking month long browser description for my soul really wasn't worth it I can go to the kingdom ever anymore

A month of brazers for your soul That's it man No I can't do what I have it That's such a wild trade Yeah That's right At maybe 14 You're working on somebody

That's really dumb Even then it's just like That's There's so much free porn Yeah I needed the high death Anyway I needed my 7

I've got a lot of things I've sold a lot of shit because of, you know, especially when I quit this one job that I had and I had to pay my rent. Because I was just, my boss was such a giant fucking, you know, South Carolina and cunt, you know, like. A woman? No, it was a man. It's a fucking old piece of shit named Tim. And he was his last name and social. I wish I don't remember.

I'll tell you, too. If I remember it, I tell you it, that bunch of shit. You should have dipped your scrotum in his piping hot tea. I think he would have to stir it with his balls. He would have killed me. It was one of those rough, like old. dudes that have worked his entire life and he can like pop your head. It's so like just always doing shit.

He's got pop-eye a forearm. Yeah. He's like, he was like, he was durable, tough. And he slapped the big roll. The big roll would be like, ouch. And he was so like, man, hurry the fuck up. You got that Chinese disease. You're like, what?

And he's like, dragon ass. And I'm like, I hate you so much. I was like, I've never heard that in my entire life. That's almost too stupid to even acknowledge. You got that Chinese disease, dragon ass. And I'm like, COVID. That is such a racist dad joke, but like, of course, but him. That was him.

I was like a joke. He hired a mouth alpha would say or something. He hired a meth addict. Well, yeah. I mean, there's, he hired a meth addict. What are your options? And I had to work with this meth addict that one time I almost fought him because he, he put his finger in. He was joking around.

Put his meth finger in your hair. But his meth finger, like he poked my temple. He would call everyone a dickhead And he would fuck everyone a dickhead and he would fuck around a lot He was all meth out and shit And he was like fuck you dick and he poked me like really hard in the temple And like I saw red for a second Because I've never had someone do that to me

And I was like, I'm gonna kill this man But then I was like he's a meth You can't kill him you can't kill him It's fucked up He can't keep him down He'll respond He'll come back stronger And he'll kill me with his meth strength

One day I came in Because he meth out in the bathroom pissing him He was coming down down. He was in the corner on his desk in a fetal position. Like a fucking gargoy and I was like, yo, are you

good? And he's like, man, I'll just give me a minute and like eventually the Tim just sent him home like, dude, get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out of here. And I'm like, why'd you hire a meth addict? I don't understand. He's clearly on meth. He said, his shirt says I use meth. I'm currently on meth. I'm on

meth. He's fucking religious. Like, I don't know, those people are like, Meth heads are serious. Yeah. They're trying to... If you get on meth in general, you're already in a bad paythru. They're religious with their shit. Their addiction?

Yeah. Yeah. No, it's crazy. They're trying to go to... I don't even know. They're trying to jury to Meth-Haven. Trying to go to Methlehem. Let's go.

Fucking Methlehem. Crazy. Oh, but yeah. Methgar. Selling shit. Selling shit. I think about actually frequently because I finally have set up lot of my toys on my computer.

My toy. I sold this God of War III figure. Because, again, to pay rent and, like, I can't find that. They're around somewhere. I'll find it eventually, but I was like, damn. I've sold it only thinking like, oh, I'm sure I'll buy this again. And then they just not on. They're not there anymore.

I was like, what the fuck? How come no store I've gone to has that shit anymore? I've sold so many games that I thought like I was done with to GameStop and actually just held on to them. I would never sell shit. Yeah, it's usually always video games. My answer to this question is like pretty much every video game that I've ever sold, I'm like, why did I do that?

I don't own anything else. Every PS2, I've sold my PS2 in all my games. And I'm like, I want to kill myself. I have no clothes. I have no possessions. I have no reason to be alive anymore. I have nothing. I have not a damn thing.

That'd be cool. I'm cradios. That's hateos. Hey, it's me. That's haytoes. I don't know why I decided. The Trey has come here. The Trey's come outside right now.

I have to talk to you. Come here. This is my little crados. He comes here. It's me. I don't know why I do these things. I see. Fuck a sheep.

I'm gonna fuck a sheep. Yeah, dude. I remember. Rooster. Bruce. Bruce. You know what memes been going around a lot? Do something for me in my life is yours. Yeah.

I'm seeing that in comment sections everywhere. Like, oh, Dexterito or whatever. Do this in my life. And like, I was just like, I'm glad to see a lot of niggas giving love to the, to the classics, you know? To the old one before, before he got all soft and shit. Before he like learn from his mistakes and stuff like that became a better person. I think I want more death and destruction. I hated Old Kratos.

That's because I didn't like the character. I didn't like that. I don't like those kinds of characters, but it's fantastic. I like what he's like. Yeah, I know you like pussy-ass niggas, I know. That's crazy. I mean, it's not, though, because it's true. What kind of pussy-nakes do I like?

What kind of pussy-nigs do I like? All of them. Like whom's? So you don't like any of the strong fucking angry characters that aren't plusies? I forget his, I like angry characters. Who?

I like a Sora from a Sor for his wrath. That nigg is Crados for worse, probably, actually. Oh, is there's wrath? Yeah, my fuck is upset. Jalen loves that game. It's a terrible game. The game is so ass. We didn't used to talk about it.

I had a lot of fun with it, but it is one game. You played only once, but I had a lot of fun with it. It looks cool. I like the boss battles are pretty cool. I like those three dynamic is fun. I like those 360 games. Fighting that Boudanigo, that fucking like, he literally puts his finger into the world, and then Asura is holding it up, got his six arms and starts punching it up.

And then you fucking start button mashing and then he uppercuts it. And it goes, it starts, I'm like, bro, what is this game? Osura as a character is so fucking crazy. It's like, what, and what happened here? Yeah, I love how angry is, but I was saying, we were comparing that. Like, who's angry? It was like, Kratos or is, but like, I think Asra is way more angry. Because he's always angry.

Yeah. Sometimes he's chilling. Yeah. Cratos wants to chill, but God's fucked his ass over. He's fine, bro. That's not like about the game. I was like, he's angry because they fucking, they literally, they chilled him. We're going to get him more boy, that's why he was angry.

Last question. Any more boy booty. Another question. Spider-Man 4, rise of... Suze! Rise of the riblin? Riblin? I don't know who the fuck.

Delica. The red riblin? I don't know what a riblin is. I feel like it's a slur or something. That was like ribbed, like ribbed condoms or something. Yeah. Anyway, he says, hey there, Rizzler, Muir, and baby gronk. You can choose either...

Ew. You can choose to either live as a dog for 15 years or a house cat for 30. After which you will revert back to your human state with all the knowledge you have obtained during that time. Which do you choose? How old would I be? What? How old will I be?

Is it from now, I guess? Yeah. Because you revert back, but like, you just come a human or do you come back to your human at your age? You become back to, I think you just go back to how old you were. I'd be a cat probably. Yeah, I would be a cat too. Maybe I like dogs more, but I'd be a cat, I think. Cats seem like they would, like, I feel like it would be more fun to be a cat than it would be to be a dog.

You know, like their parkour shit, you know, their, the jump is, crazy. I saw a cloth in people's eyes up. Yeah. You scratch people and make them like you. It's crazy. It's a wild shit. I want to go to a little baby and I want to this close my little John.

It's a little windpipe. That's a little crazy. I just want to do like the E Honda 100 hand slap on my claws. You have a cat walloping someone's funny. There's actually a number of video games where you play as a cat and that's the whole idea. There's pestering people? Yeah. Just pestering people?

Well, just like there's because they're stray. And then there was like, I think there was one that was literally. a VR game where you have a cat Yeah And you just like knock shit off of stuff It's just I think it's just more fun to be a cat In general

Yeah Dogs are cool They're better companions though Like being a dog is so rich Like they're so rigid They can't really do as much Dogs are dexterious They're not as rich

They're not even close The degree Like not to a cat Not to a cat But dogs are pretty dexterous creatures That it's not as They're not as dexterous as I am I don't know if that's true

They literally can't rotate their wrists Oh yeah, I mean They're not They can't They're not Do they need to? Cats can is what I'm saying Can cats do that?

Yeah they literally like I've seen cats like look at their palms Which is crazy Well they just they'll lick them You know They'll just poke them Yeah yeah But they'll also turn

And dogs can't do that No dogs are rigid I'm telling you I'm telling you They can't like I'm sure if you break your dog's wrists Maybe they'll be able to rotate them a little bit You know

But like I don't think Do dogs even have wrists? I don't I think they do They have the little bendy ball Yes they do Of course they have knees Are they called Of course they have knees

Which ones? What do you mean which one? I have one set of knees Listen to my question Which ones Which dog or which knees Which ones? Which ones which?

Answer I need to know where your Paramaraders are So I can answer The fucking question No yeah I'd be a cat Absolutely like a million percent If I could turn it

I don't have to turn into a dog than a cat. That's crazy. If I can turn this one. There's no boost. There's literally no boost to anything. What do you mean, dogs? You get no stat boosts by turning into a dog. Dogs can smell.

They're saying the smell is fucking outrageous and their hearing is outrageous too. I don't want that. Why would you want a good sense of smell and a good sense of hearing in a loud, a cough in this world? I don't think it's like that exactly. I think so. I'd rather climb. I think so. I'd rather climb like a crazy amount of height and be able to suffer crazy fall damage personally.

Like it seems like a way. better toolkit to have. I wouldn't want to be, because being a dog, dogs are such leveled down wolves, you know. Dogs are literally slaves, basically.

Like, there's really no, they're ostensibly slaves. They're asses of the most part too. No cats are, that cats aren't useful. Cats are, cats are specifically not slaves. Like,

they're specifically meander outside. They're like, he's outside doing fucking, fucking whatever you want. I mean, but dogs are allied. There's some more allies. Right,

but that's what I'm saying. It's like, you turning into a dog is most beneficial to the person looking after you than it is to you. I get, no What do you get from being a dog Outside of being severely limited?

Pampered So You can get pampered by being a dog Most people pamper the most The vast majority of being Particularly in America But beings in general Don't have dogs that work

Something needs to be said right now I don't know what it is But you become brighter Throughout the day Despite the fact that there's no natural light in here Can I say it's my bright disposition my bright and sinous position. I almost feel like there's something on that camera that was, that was changed because

I don't remember this happening before. I didn't fuck with it at all. You may not have, but like it might have just, you know, defaulted as something. Because the video starts, the episode always starts off at Kingston in a shroud of darkness. Yeah. Which barely, it's basically impossible to see him. And then, and then he's just, now you're like the sun. But it doesn't make sense.

Just finger on the trigger. Is it the. things that are brightening up over time? Like the lights? That can't be. My eyes would, because we would also get hit by that too. Maybe, but maybe it's like a subtle level that we can't perceive

but the camera does. It's so whittles. Whittles? I'm pretty sure it's just the, there's probably like an auto fucking, there's setting probably on there. There's an auto thing that it's doing right now. My brain's not working.

But you get what I'm trying to say. All right. I want to get a better lens. I want to be a monkey. I don't like me a monkey. They're fucking so good at climbing. I want to be a little monkey. It's gross.

I'll be a gorilla. Like gorillas are just less cool. I want to wait cool. I want to punch them really hard. Those are really strong, but like that's all they got. That's sick as fuck. Like you don't want to be really.

I'd rather be like more agile, I think. I'd rather be more agile. I'd be agile and get eaten by a fucking eagle. Like I'm good. Monkeys are nuts. Our monkeys really under attack by eagles that much. Is that really a thing?

All the time, bro. All the time. Because they're in trees. You can't go out of trees. I personally can't go three minutes without seeing an eagle barrel down on a monkey. Ganging a monkey into the fucking a bit and dropping it. They just drop them. They fly them up and let go of them.

Why do you think there's no monkeys in forest? Because forests aren't really, horse aren't placed a lot. See, now the Eagles aren't in forests. Because they're not meant to be in forest. The eagles are not in the jungles. Because if they were, there'd be no monkeys. That is such a backwards way of balance. dating thing.

There were monkeys in the forest and the Eagles ate them but that's why there's monkeys in the dough is no Eagles. Yeah, no, the monkeys moved to the jungle because they were sick of getting molested by the fucking Eagles in the forest. That's true. This is just it. This is taxonomy. If you open your brain a little bit to the rest of the world

you'd be a way smarter creature. I got a third eye. What the fuck you got? You got a butt hole in your fucking. You got a asshole on your brain. Last one and then we'll get to the names. All right. DeBierrez wrote in. He says, Hey, Mandela. the idea of and I am very gay.

I don't know. Is all those all me? I think that's all, well, I don't know who's who. Well, I guess I gotta be the gay one, right? I feel like your Mandela effect. Why are you the gay one? I don't understand. I don't know, man.

I don't make that. I didn't write this. Yeah. Anyway, he says, Be more pacific. He says, what is it, what is it that you would do? What is it that you would do to better your favorite games? I would add a

K-9 companion It's the most game It would be better actually She-fighter? Yeah K-9 companion Red Dead 2 with a fucking So then I'll turn it to tech it essentially

Red Dead 2 with like a Not dog Me what's the name of the dog The dog from MuddyGriard solid 3 Or 5 Oh um Geard dog

Punk ass Punk ass bitch ass D-D dog I'd have a fucking Imagine Red Dead with a little fucking hunting doggy That goes and malls the fuck out of Native Americans Way

specifically only the natives. Oh no, my casino. And it gets in his throat ripping. Oh, my God. He's not worried about his life. Oh, no. My casino as he's getting bald. My casino.

He's not even referring to a casino. It's just like the only word. It's the only word they have for things that they love. That's how casino would be. That's how casino oriented. So disrespectful. But, yeah, I don't know. I think I would probably do.

Boy, leave Charles alone, boy, he's only half. I would add an alternate camera to every game, I think. Like, I would allow first person gears of war. I would out third person Halo. I would, like, I feel like that just give so much flexibility. With Resident Evil, it's just so cool, you know, to be able to play that both ways. And I haven't played the third person Resident Evil village yet. But, like, I'm totally into third person.

I love it except for, uh, there, you can, you can tell there's, it's designed for first person because, like, there's one scene where you're still in the opening village. Um, and there's one of those werewolf guys that's standing on top of like the roof. And then he just scares you. Right. So you're just walking up. We're like, oh, boom. Instead of, like, walking. Then he's like, man.

That's the thing. Third person pulls me out of horror so much. Sure. Because I, because I, because people can't sneak. up on me. That is then you can't sneak up behind me. So I'm like, oh, I'm a god now. That's why like, but I've never, I didn't grow up with Resident Evil that way. So I never saw it that way. So Seven to me was like, oh, this is cool. But this feels entirely like a different game to me. You know, this is the not seem like Resident Evil at all to me. I mean,

had some elements like that fucking old ass nigga walk busting through the walls with a shovel, the dad of the family. You're talking about home alone? Yeah, almost. Yeah, Harry busted through the wall. old man with the shovel in Home Along. Yeah, that's exactly. Did he bust through a wall? I think so. Am I misremembering something?

I swear to God he busted through a wall. I think literally, give me the context why he would have busted through a wall. So it's when Kevin is being held up on the door, remember? Like at the end when the house is flooded and he runs down the stairs and then he turns around and then the wet band is there, they're like, ah, and then they hang him up on the turn and they're going to be like, he says like, I'm going to bite your fingers off. Fuck your ass. He says that literally.

And then the guy bursts, the shovel guy bursts out from a wall. behind them and then hits him both of the head with a shovel. I don't remember that. That is literally the shit. He hits their head flat. He hits their head's flat. I've seen the second one two trillion times. I've seen the first one maybe like a couple.

Like I like the second one so much more. I do too. Like by country mile. It is more funny to me, but the first one's a classic. Because it's in New York. Yeah. But it is. We recognize it.

The pigeon lady. The brutality, the pigeon lady that fucking British. The British. The brutality of that fucking. The brutality of that fucking. when they're in that abandoned apartment or whatever the fuck that thing was. Dude, the everything

is death. Every single thing that happens to them should have killed them and I was like, this is so much wild. Have you seen that video of like Home Alone with blood? Yes, yes.

Dude, the first time I saw that shit, I laughed on the podcast. It was very good. I laughed uncontrollably. He threw a brick at someone's face from a third story. Yeah, I think you brought it up actually.

That guy is he, he's a lot. If he's alive The word retarded Fits the condition his brain would be in It depends on how it hits you to be fair No Yes it does if it hits you in the jaw then you're fine

Head, I'm talking about the head But you saw the mark on his forehead If you hit someone in the anywhere of here Or the temple you're done anywhere here Any of this part of your body This is you're different The hardest part of your skull But it's not surviving a brick from that

And it's not like it's not surviving It's not with force too Because the motherfucker threw it down It's not like he just dropped it. He also kind of threw it down. Yeah. And so that thing is cracking your skull pretty good. Think of how much scaffolding needs to be all over New York City because of a shit like that.

Editing people. I want to someone get. That's scary. I have a video that's fucking crazy. Speaking of people, bricks and hitting people. It's a video. Gee, I wonder what it is. Yeah.

No, no one gets hit by a brick. It's actually, it's a really insane video. But so speaking of bricks hitting. people. I have a video. It has something to do with bricks. Because it's the idea of falling in humans. I know what it is. Speaking of the Holocaust, they just saw Spider-Man. Splatting all over the place? No,

no, that's just not funny. I can't watch that. I've heard a video of that. I was listening to the Comtown podcast and they were watching a clip, but I think it was a girl in New York. No. They were laughing? No, it was actually very upsetting and I think Nick was playing it to upset them.

It was like one of those things. And just hearing it enough. Some lady jumping off building and then you hear the splatter of her body. Yeah, not great. You're like, oh, that's what that sounds like. I wish I didn't know that. I would laugh because I'm uncomfortable, but not because it's funny. I always wonder about like horror films.

I'm like, oh, they probably, there's people that did real research and they're all scarred now. Oh, yeah, that was, um, not Last of Us. There was a game that they had people look up gore. Yeah. Fuck, what the fuck was it? Was it all? The Last of Us, too? Was it Nack?

Oh man I think it might have been last of us too Or a knack Or knack or Astrobot maybe Like I don't know who the fuck knows They look up real fucking gore for fucking Nintendo dogs The inside of a dog looks like just so we can

Just to have a reference Yeah Anyway let's Let's fuck out of here This little pot belly This little doggy's pot belly Look at it Let's get the fuck out of here

You rip it open We're trying to get out of here reasonable time. Yeah, I love this. Slim it down a little bit. Especially when there's no story. You know what I mean? If it's just questions, we'll go through these at a reasonable pace. And, you know? Dude, a long time ago we said, we're doing two episodes a week. The episode should be smaller. Yeah, like smaller. And then there's somehow, the last episode was almost four hours. Well, we'll see, man. Oh, no, no. All right. All right. Um, so we're going to read our $25 on our patrons over at Patreon.com slash the snartank. Remember, you can go over there. Inward.

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Why did that get? Fell out of it. But like what the hell was happening before that? And then you're getting kicked out of heaven. It's crazy. That person died in that video, though. It's really sad. The whole video, I saw the whole thing on YouTube.

It was a person just, uh, they were, they like hit it up. They, um, they were drunk driving and they ran into a cop car. And then one guy ran up the stairs of the building. And to get away, he jumped off like the fucking building. and it's like, bro, what in tarnation? Because one guy climbed down, the other guy decided. Yeah, I didn't even really get what the video was.

Because he rammed the cop car and he was just like... Yeah, that wasn't worth showing, really. That wasn't even that funny. The way he hit the floor is funny to me, but, you know... Yeah, but you're... You're warped. Obviously. Yeah, I'm not warped.

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Isn't that fucking crazy? Yeah, I have a jetpack. It is, it is genuinely insane how behind they are. Where they just like, they don't even, they really don't even have jet packs in like, yeah,

I have a jet packs. Yeah, we all have jet packs. I mean, it's a pretty common fucking thing. Yeah, I have one too. It's what one fucking Ohio in to listen, but like,

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That horse is crazy. Do that? What's fucked up is I, that's real. That is actually be trying to draw horse in memory. No, let me. I couldn't draw a horse

if someone put a gun to my fucking. Yeah, I really don't know. It probably won't be that much better. But like, if someone transported the ability to draw horses to my brain. Don't put an M60 on you.

Why would someone put that near? So like, he'd pull the trigger and it would just go, it would be like butter going through it. It'd be like, hot knife going to butter. It's such a waste.

Yeah, like, I don't even know. It looks more like a dinosaur. It looks like a dragon. Looks like... Looks more like a dragon, yeah. Yeah, I'm not... Yeah, looks... I don't know what the fuck.

I can't draw a horse for shit. Apparently a horse is one of the hardest things to draw, though. Oh. Like, even like from like artists. Sorry artists don't draw horses. Yeah, so I only got fucking NFC work. NFC. Wend F's not for the sun. Not safe for...

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I'm really not good at drawings. How is that possible? That looks like a salamander. I don't understand. It just looks like a fucking... It looks like the shrimp from fucking... It doesn't look like a shrimp. Literally.

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The N-word should be shout. What? The N-word should be a shout that insta kills Red Guards. That's insane. Well, if, like, what? If, like, one of the Nordic people say it? I guess, yeah. Yeah, because, like, I feel like the Red Guard would be the ones that have that shout.

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Hunter Dubois just learned about Yakub What the fuck? What's up? Homo dude I'm coming into you. I'm gonna fuck your tight pussy I'm a homo penis I love you What's up homo dude? Costco I don't know what that is Costco Weiner Havver

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Yeah just so I could Tase his penis on my back lips So I could make gay covers That's stupid That's not even close It's not even close The taste of the cherry cherry cherry chapsed Yeah

He's very chapped Dick. He's very Chapdick. That'd be pretty good. I kiss with the ground after I shit. All right,

Poopie possum. Pooby Possum, Shannon Sharp railing someone live on IJ. That's what it was. What? Shannon Sharp. Fuck it doing the fucking

Oh. That's what I. You were transforming during that pussy. That was been some good shit. Dude, so you can get this dick. You can get this dick right on Michelle. That's right.

That's right. baby. That's what it was. I was trying to think of like something, something happened and I was like, what the fuck was it? I can't fucking believe I forgot. That's what it was.

I even mentioned on Twitter, I was infatuated with this. I watched their live stream. They have a, they have a podcast called Nightcap with Chad Johnson. And Chosenko. Chad Ok Jocenko, who is a fucking,

he's so stupid. He's a character. He's such a fucking moron, but I love him. But like, yeah, so he's not hurting anyone with his stupidity. That's the thing about Tyler Sinko. Well, look it's just when every single time,

because it's also a sports show, these sports people. So when it's time to recap, he only knows football. Because that's what he played, Chad. Anytime they talk about anything else, he doesn't know anything. And I hate what he's commenting. The comments are just destroying him. I feel bad for him, but it's like at the same time, like, dude, shut the fuck up. You're not saying, you're not contributing.

It's like, it's equivalent of being like, you're playing like Halo and you guys are having a Halo podcast. And somebody comes on is like, yeah, man, like that armor is really good. really cool armor. It's like, great. Why the fuck are you on the show? Like, that's, that's the level of his commentary. Yeah. We're like, yeah, man, they really, they really and then motherfucking chanin's like spouting

off all these facts, all the collects and all this information and shit. Anyway, yeah, that he was fucking good. He was fucking good. They're sponsored by some shit that makes you dick hard for hours like Seattle. The broly pills? Good ad. The broly pills? Yeah. Have you guys seen that?

The broly pills? What is that? It's like a fucking dangerous form of like male enhancement that people are taking and actually dying from. They're called broly pills? Yeah, that's what broly. That's what people. That's what people dubbed them. Oh, okay.

I'm pretty sure it has broly on the pack. I don't know if there is actually a broly on it. It's like super safe. It's like to Dragon Balli running at the fucking forward. There's no way that's real. I don't know if it's real or not. All right. Whatever.

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3XO Gay Cranberries be like It's in so deep I really want to fuck some dudes I'd even use it dildo Do I have to use my finger. I'm happy.

I'm happy. Pussy. Serpent, smoking, smoking, joking. Emotocon's going like this. In sync, I know that I can't take his cock. Ain't no guy. Ain't no guy. I want to see you out my whole.

What? Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye. Because I'm in too deep and he sucks my meat. And I cry real hard. I can't stop fucking coming. I can't stop fucking coming. Didn't we do that one already? No

We did, I swear Well, we didn't do it officially Oh, but like this Yeah, Because I said Like fall asleep Fucked him in his slumber And then you were like

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Comedy shorts rapists You guys Please stop Please stop I love this character. I love that he's so fucking Australian. Roy, you know,

you know, you know me. You know me, mate. O'y, bro. The fuck is consent. He's like a cramp from laughing.

Because I'm too deep and I'm in too deep and I'm in too deep. me too deep. All right. All right. We're getting belligerent. I'm going to send that to Derek.

I'm going to send that to Derek Wemley, the singer. But hey, I thought you're going to, I'm going to sit it to Derek black men. Oh, fuck. If I ever speak in third person, you have the permission to punch me. Please speak a third person.

Damn. I'm going to hit you from behind you too. So you can't even Oh, you want to like rabbit punch me And like kill me I'll meet you in a dog That's crazy I'll meet you in a jaw

So you can't even brace for it You fall asleep I said if I talk in third person You could Because like I'll never I can't imagine me ever doing that But so if I ever do I'll hear you do it

And I'll hold it all to it For like six seven months So you're really You're powering up the whole time You'll be like at our house With Jojo one time And you'll say I said I don't it with you

Anybody he said I can do these recordings of it. Fucking three years later. When you're like really sick or something like that to fucking kill you. All right. Drip M.H. insulting Kingston and Jamaican Hocktois just got back from seeing the Beths in Buffalo, N. Y, and they were totally awesome.

Oh, cool. I think that was... I think that was one at where I... No, definitely. No, shout out to Buffalo. The crime right there isn't a problem at all. That's a cool band. Yeah, I wanted to see them a couple times.

The Beths? Yeah. This is like more interesting. kind of an Australian Australian Oh I'm in the best It's me the best

We use Rout introspective music But now we just write Songs about raping Let's bring on stage Our good friend Comedy shorts Rape is here

I love Defiling people in their sleep I hope they dream about it God crazy If someone falls asleep while having sex with them, you gotta stop.

The crowd is dead. There's not even reverb from his microphone. It's just like, even the reverb. It's like, I don't even want to bounce back. There's no echo. The sound waves don't even want to bounce back.

People can't hear him because the mic is like, I don't want to be a part of this. Oh, fuck. I mean, one of the best live bands I've seen would recommend. Hell yeah. Benjamin Netanyahu,

the Fresh Prince of Tel Aviv. Obie won't Chabloomy. I'm, I beat him off, suck his penis just to know that I'm gay. Cremlin to Gremlin, that old, that rotten old Jimmy Dick. Evil Sween says, I love the gays. You'll have to cast divine intervention to remove my head from between Shadowheart's legs. There's only one queer left.

Is her, is her voice actor. I know Liselle's voice guy is really pretty. Yeah, I think I follow her, actually. She's a very, very pretty lady. I think a follow her. I remember Carlax's voice just being like a, not. Look it up. Look at it.

Look up. I want to know. I think it's deadgy. Stop. Don't tell me that. Don't tell me that Carliske's way Satchez is fucking dead to you. Gay Otter con getting his ass pounded by Snake, be like, Snake, snake, snake, game-owned snake. Not even, just not even,

barely anything. I like gay moan, too. Yeah, game-on parenthesis. There's a distinction. Let me see. Who, Carleck? Or, oh, Shadowheart. Shadow Heart.

Absolutely not a bad-looking woman. Oh, cummy heart. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think I'm going to harass her now. people that's a real internal model like that people have totally it's like I think I'm gonna

oh jackpot I'm gonna harass this person now I think absolutely I didn't know she was so attractive I'm going to harass this woman I think I think that's going to be so excited up by you can only send messages once now to like people you don't follow they're like request essentially

good and then it's like no I think they fucked up they allowed me to not send 200 messages to Yeah, I've been DM and Rihanna for years I'm glad they stopped Because man, dude Catalog, dude Did I show you guys the video

The guy being like he sent a message to a porn star And he was like, hey, what's going on? Hey, what's up? And he was like, bitch, if you don't answer I'm going to beat the fuck out of my wife today And then she answered like, what's going on? Oh yeah, then he was like, like, like that day, What do you say?

He was like, look, he was like lucky, I want to fuck that bitch up. Yeah, he said something like, yeah, you better fuck It was something like I was about to Like that's what I thought Testing that on somebody else Wage Slate 583 The Bavini Brothers presents Vegeta's Galactic Food Review

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Yeah Carlyke looks Kind of Hispanic The character Like the No the voice actor She reminds She looks like someone I know.

Yeah, she has like the cheats. No, she reminds me of someone who is Hispanic. I know. She reminds me of like, is it Viv? Does she look like Viv to me? No. There's just, no, there's just, I can't remember her name right now, but there's just, I'm not going to remember.

It doesn't matter. There's someone that you might know that, like, that is, that is in like the realm of the podcast and stuff and reminds me of her. That we know her? Does you know the person? No. I don't know about personally. I don't know.

Whoops. No. I don't understand. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No. This was, that she's fucking, is he fucking fine. Yeah.

They're all very hot. Gade six. You got to pay the troll so to get in the boys' hole, Gade six. Larry knows what they know. My head will be on fire because a car likes crotch. BP, I always miss everyone's streams because I don't know what you consider announcing on Patreon. I'm all for a podcast, not having too many bests. It's been 558 days since the last guest episode.

Vagina. Me be Fisci, Fagnito versus the gay sex man. I love that. I love her when she feels happy or fire burns blue. And that's such a nice aesthetic feeling for her. It's like, aw. Shut up. Like when she was dying at the end and it was burning blue.

And I was like, don't go, bitch. I was like, I got to go and have sex with you in hell. That's all I can do. Man, I'm bringing Will to suffer for this. John Strickland. I will, in fact, be wearing a suit and tie to the Super Bowl, Merks 1889. And give me the meat boy and cream my hole. I want to get popped on a vainy pole and spray.

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for him to happen as soon as you moved. Yeah, that was weird. Did you hear that? Yeah, just like furniture moving upstairs?

It wasn't me. That was weird because that was perfectly in tune with the way you moved your mic and I was like that really fucked me out.

I wasn't going to burst through a ceiling while I'm at some way so it falls down. It's me! But it's a really not good landing. Like they hurt themselves. Yeah,

they land on their neck. and it is It's me going and George Ryan Stupid bitch I'm gonna fucking ripe First shirt to Keith David Vigman used core form

It's super effective Um Eight guerrillas versus three jeepers creepers Second shirt to Keith David Featuring being better than the first shirtless Reddivade spread your cheeks So I can shit in your ass Blake 896

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who I don't know I just want to to go 69 in there. There's something that's felt. It's not about my tummy. He may feel like I need to put it six to night in there. It doesn't be. Yeah,

I've been, I'm starting to put him working in too, finally. I got to do. I got to get through sit at home working out too. Once I get into my regiment of being able to work out at my, like at my place, because I have pretty much all of the like weight lifting like at my house.

I just got to start using it. VR stuff, honestly. Like, even just like to, for, I honestly enjoy like lifting weights. I honestly like enjoy lifting weights.

I honestly like enjoy lifting weights and like it's going for No, no, no, Lifting or this is great. I'm just saying, like, like, like, thrill of the fight. I've never been more healthy than I was when I was, like, probably like, I mean, outside of, like, when I was training, I guess, like, Beat Sabre kept me fucking crazy. I don't have, you don't play the fight? No. That shit.

The boxing game for, uh, VR. Oh, really? Yeah. I've never played it. I got to check that out. That's a good one. Yeah. That's a piece of a V-I don't have a VR space at all.

My fucking house is so tiny. Oh, that's fair, yeah. I used to do it in here. I would end up being here when there was nothing in here. Oh, right, right, right. It was pretty good, but like now it's kind of not. Yeah. Punch a light.

You can completely see. It's like, it's like, right? I don't have it on. It's just, the eyes are on your, uh, fucking overhead basically. Yeah, yeah. He's like, Kitt said stop. Sorry, Ms. Jackson, Badly Brave, Hager, Derek, Duck Hunt, Atheurian, Burjurian, Puncher, Nafram, Melfis 1, uh, uh, plays Zero Ranger and Void Stranger.

It's a, is a threat. And as always, running out of our list, King of Hephazard. All right, we did it. We did it. Yeah. And it's under two and a half hours, guys. That's a fucking record. Under three.

That is a... Under two and a half hours. That is a record for probably the last two years of the podcast. Yeah, it's probably never going to have it again. No. Don't say that. Don't say that. Why did you say that?

All right. Dutch, I'm gay. Yeah. We're just trying to catch up, get back on a normal schedule after the sickness in my show. Sorry about that. niggas. It's all right. I forgive us. I forgive me.

Sorry about. We'll see you guys. We'll see you guys soon. Take care. Get fucked. Leave us nice reviews on podcast services. Like the videos. Comment. Share it. Share it to your friends. If you got clips. If you got clips, you want to share some clips. Do that. We've been seeing a lot more of those on social media. It's been cool to see. And bye. Preferably no gay people though. Bye. There's not a joke there. There's no joke. There's no punchline.