The Snark Tank - #263: This Guy Is Kinda Nuts

Episode Date: September 23, 2024

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You use the word, but you know that that's been corrupted. Base has been absolutely corrupted. But like when I think of base, I think of the Jefferson's. I was like a fucking George Jefferson was a slimy but smooth nigga dude like he was Joe so was a piece of shit yeah he was a shitty man but he had a good heart somewhere under that really shitty man you know I've never seen that show really I've never seen a single I wouldn't imagine you ever watching the Jefferson it was it was of there was something about

the way that shows like like even cheers too where they were they looked older I don't know how to I know what you mean about you know what I mean Cheers they looked old before they should have looked that old Right right The Jefferson is an old show The reference is a show from the 70s If I'm not mistaken

I don't know I don't know enough about the Jefferson's to say 70s or 80s It was probably accurate But I can't say for sure But it had the look Like it aged quicker than like most shows At the time that we're on

But it's still a good show It's surprisingly still a good show It's like I love Lucy Fucking Right yeah I still I was just watching that shit other day. It's fucking funny,

dude. I dream a genie's a way better show that has any right to even though it's such a stupid fucking concept. I don't remember

I remember being entertaining, but also that could just be me wanting to fuck the genie. I don't know why he wasn't constantly fucking that. I don't get,

I don't like, that's what made the show so fake. Not even, not even like, outside of horniness. Outside of like being like she wanted it.

Terminally horny. There's no way I'm getting a genie. that's that looks like that even if it's a male genie you know like there's no way i'm getting you're fucking a male genie why not like oh like not just for the story just for the story like i fuck the gene yeah yeah that's why oh fair enough fair enough i thought about that too with like male aliens your eyes you have the shittiest fucking eyes right now my eyes separated came back together then looked at each other look would you fuck a male alien because it's kind of like

When's a, A male alien? Yeah, that's gay. That's gay, but it's also like alien. Well, it's a male alien.

It's alien gay. But at the same time, okay, so. I'm looking a male genie because I can just make a wish in the middle of it and make it a fucking,

you know, I can wish it to a girl. You could also, or you can, here's the thing. You could, you could fuck the genia and then wish that it wasn't gay.

Yeah, that's true. I wish that fucking so what would they do? What would they? And I would, destroy the fabric of the world a little bit.

Oh, so it tears. It's like a, it's like destroying something that's two layers away. It's not your problem right now. Yeah. But eventually that's going to lead to some sort of ripple effect. You have to create a bunch. You're going to create so many problems that would lead.

There's probably going to be all these civil wars that would lead to like a world treaty that gays no longer exist or something. Desper that to be not gay. Well, not gay for this. Seriously, maybe you're not confident you're not gay. And then your son's generation is. doomed because you just not admitting you just did want to be gay. I feel like that's how you know magic isn't real.

Oh yeah. Is that someone somewhere would have wished for some stupid shit. Yeah, like you would, you'd see something. Way crazier than anything. If magic, if magic is real,

they left. Whatever could give magical powers or that has just departed long ago. I find it convenient that magic ceased once video evidence. Yeah, isn't that crazy? Like I just like,

that's no fun anymore. I agree. Like whatever did that, like whatever was capable of doing that was like, oh, no, we can't have this here. This guy just wished that fucking genies wasn't gay. And now the floods. I just started the ice age. Like, we just don't deserve power like that. Yeah. Of course. Because I'm fucking my genie until my dick falls off. Then I'm going to wish my dick can't fall off. I'm just going to fuck the jean's going to die. I would fuck that genie out of its pants. Do you think that's what, you know, you know, Aladdin's genie was so relieved.

that Aladdin was the first person that was just continuously fucking him. That was half decent. Alibaba fucked him. Halibaba fucked him. All his thousand men fucked him too. That is so fucking crazy. Please stop. Wish for something else.

Nah. No. We all want sex. That's the whole point of conquest. It's just forgetting pussy. We don't want to fuck each other because we might lose the battle in the fucking each other, but we can all fuck you. It is.

So if you fuck a jean, is that like a genie file or something? Like a mystophile? I guess so. A misty file. I'm trying to. I like the name. Yeah. Doesn't a file insinuate something nefarious?

No. Not necessarily. It just means like a, it's usually the pre-the-fix is the thing. What does the file mean exactly then? Well, it, I think I can, I can't say for sure, but it's like a state. Like, I can't say, Louie look at up. But like, yeah. Like, I'm like a, like a, like a, like a, like a land mass.

There's also a country, though. No, but think of the, think of the word audio file, right? There's nothing nefarious about an audio file. Yeah, you're just, you're obsessed. Like, it's a state. It's like an obsessive. It's like a fanaticism, bordering on, you know, obsessiveness. Right.

But then fucking any magic computers, it's a, it's a mystophile then, our magic, or. Whims a file or whatever. You're a mystophile because you're in all that. Wims of file. You're in all that gay magic with, like, D&D and stuff. So you're like that, right? I don't, why, why? wouldn't fuck most of them though.

I'd fuck like an elf. Maybe a T, I'd fucking know. I'd fucking tell me. Of course you fucking T-Ly. I said maybe. That's crazy. I'm not, me,

I walked in on myself saying that and pushed myself, my mind aside and was like, absolutely. You want to destroy Carlax. I know, no, no, not destroy her. I want her to destroy me.

You can destroy me. Fair enough. I want to place my face on her bosom and watch it burn away. So this is the first time because, you know, if you do hook up with her, she does dominate you.

So that's basically what you want. You want her to spread your legs. and look like she's going to fuck your ass. I didn't understand that scene. I want her to grab both my ankles up. You're changing a baby. Dan, she's that powerful, dude. That's so disgusting.

Just grab you up like you're a baby. Just no effort. Just no effort. You're a grown-ass human being swung her out and spanked in shit. Babies make me cringe. There's something of, there's, they're cring. Babies are pretty cringing. Babies are so fucking great.

But it's fine. There's nothing wrong with that. They're just cringe little creatures. Whatever they're crying. They're proto people. They're crying. I'm like, yeah,

it's just, I don't know. When babies cry, I want to hit them. But like, it's also I don't want them to cry because I know they're upset. Like, I just,

our babies crying really bothers me. Sometimes I feel like if you hit them hard. I think it's like a maternal gene. Will they stop if you hit them hard enough? Yes, because they won't be around. I would just say you have a maternal gene? I think I have a maternal genie.

I think it's what it's technically called him since I'm a, yeah, since you're technically a man. Technically. technically a male. Is he technically have male genital male genital, right?

Technically. Yeah. Yeah. Technically. Technically, it is. I like the implication. What does that mean? That word has so many implications.

It implies so much right now. It's insane. It's like, what does that mean? Do you not count it as? Is it not really? I mean, I guess if like somebody got like a

partially their general's blown off in like a war or something, you know, like, oh, technically. Technically. Technically. technically I had I guess you say half

What if you got 50% of your dick blown off but it was like long way Like two face Like so You two dick Yeah Or you dig I got old split dick

So you're old split dick So you're old split dick No but it's like half of it Yeah half it's missing So can you see the the ureth Like you see like that's that's wild That is so insane This hurts

This conversation is hurting me literally I feel like It's reminding you of What actually happened? Literally. My dick got blown and I had to wrap a kibbasa sausage around my dick

with fucking fucking duct tape until it healed over the sausage. Now I got half a fake dude. So stupid. I don't even know how we got how we got so off rails

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So look. Sorry. Trump Round two. Yeah, people keep trying to, people keep trying to shoot him. And it's like, it's funny. I'm surprised. Like, sometimes I'm like, sometimes I hear about this stuff.

And it happened again, right? Somebody, although I heard that it was like way far away. It wasn't nearly as close to the call as it was the last time. He was very far away. The guy was waiting. He was scoping this time. This guy got lucky. technically because apparently

Trump was not supposed to be golfing which I feel like it's probably 80% of his golfing ventures were like Trump you're supposed to be at this rally you're supposed to be doing this and that he's like no I'm gonna go golf and do fucking nothing right and so they made a pivot to this course and which implies this guy was either

completely in the know about this which is insane if that's true or that motherfucker goes and scopes there all the time happened to finally. Finally, he finally showed up. That is really crazy. Yeah. Yeah. It's that guy. The guy is, his name is Ryan Ruth. And he is fucking a confused mess. Now, he voted for Trump in 2016, became disillusion. Is that true? Yes. That's crazy. So the thing is he became. So he's a never Trump her. Um, well, not a never. Because never would mean you never supported them in the first place.

Well, no, I think the terminology for NeverTrubber as in the current, you know, how definition is like shifted. It's like people who like were. People who were disillusioned. Okay. I think. That's not how it works. I mean, it's not how it works. Who cares?

I know anything. If nothing works the way it's supposed to. I'll go with that. I'll go with that because I, it's all good with either way. So yeah. I always thought I was like, I want to speak to the people. I want to learn from the people that are disillusioned. And to me, I think.

feel like there's way more crazy people that are disillusioned than just like your typical cult person that's just following them because they just like his aesthetics and his vibe. Oh yeah, yeah. I feel like those people can't really become disillusioned because they don't even know what they're probably. No, no, that's what's so dangerous. I think when they're in a solution, it's bad. Like actually really, really bad.

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careen. You know what I mean? Like, this is the only that keeping you stable in some way. Like, you have no, you can't, you're like a, you're like a crazy baby. Yeah. You can't fucking, you can't function on your own. Imagine a baby with schizophrenia. It's almost like they do anyway. That's like, so fucking funny. That's kind of

the state of being a baby. That is the worst, this is the worst thing. I mean, is it really not that far off? Babies are like kind of insane. The way that they behave? Babies have dementia. I would stop. These are not the right ways that babies are just

really stupid. It's not how you classify it. They're really stupid. If a person behave like an actual baby, you'd be like this person is psychotic. Babies are, they're proto's. They're all. Yes.

They're people. We understand that. They're people. They're people. They're not people yet, you know. If a baby has schizophrenia, that sounds so funny. It's not funny as fuck. It's horrible.

What I love that is, What I love it is because they don't know words yet. So it's just like, cuckoo cuck. They're just like, go go go Gwagoo gawk. It's just fucking crash bandicoot sounds. They see a goblin.

They don't know what the fuck that is. That's the first picture. It draws us the goblin in the corner of the room. Like that's Mabbo. He's been here forever. I've always seen him. That's Bibo. Bebo.

Bebo, be b'bba. Bebo, be bivob. Dude, schizophrenic babies are fucking amazing. I would love, I would love. what? It's not amazing. I really don't want. I like Schizo baby. I'm going to look at Google it. I know it's no. I know it's a no. Well, you, I don't know it's a no. I'm sure what you're going to find is a stupid Reddit thread. It's some dumb assholes. There must be in the entire, in the entire history of human existence on the planet. There must have been at least one

schizophrenic baby. There must be. I just, I just don't know that with the definition of schizophrenia, I think you have to completely be socially aware before. Like, you have to be self-aware before you can be, you know, like, I don't know. Can an animal be schizophrenic, I guess? That's really the question. For sure, I think so. Well, actually, I've seen dogs that are for sure. You're not wrong.

Actually, we had a dog named Shiloh that was had some real problems. That's why they bark at the corner of the room when nothing's there. But a motherfucker would actually be like, oh, it had almost like a BPD schizo thing because Shiloh would be like, hey, I love you. You're so great. And then fucking like minutes later be like, who the fuck are you? Yeah. And so that shit was wild.

What did you find? Was onset schizophrenia and children younger than 13 is extremely rare but possible. Well, under 13. But we're talking about infants, man. I want like a baby. I want a baby fresh of the world seeing hilarious faces coming out of the carpets. I want to like what it comes out of the world. woman has joker makeup on, you know?

Like, I want it like, yeah, cuckoo caga, gag, gaga cuckoo. The way you laugh it. Yeah, cuck cuckoo. Gca, cuckoo.

Why so gaga? Why so gaga is the dumb is so fucking stupid. That is so fucking stupid. I'm surprised that hasn't, well, no, is this a thing? Is there like baby D.C.?

I mean If there, I don't want to know about it If there is You know what I mean There's like, There's like baby tiny tunes There's like fucking Teen Titans.

That's as, That's as, That's as close as they got. They became babies Teen Titans go. Remember Teen Titans go? Yeah, it's like the closest thing. Kind of, but yeah,

They were more like just I mean there were teens But they were just drawn like They were drawn Like infantile Yeah, the thing. It looked like you try to communicate Something to me.

I don't know. You always struggle when you don't have the spores. Like it's weird It slides down easier I guess The idea of water Not being easily drank

It's cruel I think you ruined yourself I think you're at the point Where your body just rejects regular water Nah nah Doesn't have flood spores And it can't drink it Yeah it's just like the flood

I'm immune to flood though I've been drinking flood much This long Or I think you are I think you are flood now Or what do I be called What do they become Grave minds

What are they what are they evolve After that No no no What do you mean They've been Graveind is the end. What became grave minds, right? Didn't something become grave mine?

Is it a proto grave mind? What is it? It's like the architects know the things that became grave minds. I don't know what you're talking about. They're like... And I'm the person who would know. So... There's something else.

There was something else that became the grave mind eventually. They broke up into becoming like what the flood became. And then the flood becomes a grave mine. But it's, uh... Is it in one of the games? The primordial? Precursors? There you go.

Or primordial? Yeah. Some like that. I'm one of those. The best part of that's that, if I bleed on a ground, it'll start to flood it. That gets so early into the Halo Lord that I don't even find it. It's so, you know what I mean?

It's so fucking back there that it's like, I don't care, but this has no implications. I'm kind of, oh, by the way. Yeah. Why? I know. I don't know what do you mean? No, you don't. What was I going to say?

I was going to talk about Mass Effect again. What were you going to say? Oh, I was going to talk about Warhammer. Oh, dude, Warhammer? That Space Marine game is sick as hell. So fun. It is so good. Yeah, we, yeah.

I need it I need more of it But I'm not getting into Warhammer Why not? It's because it's fucking expensive I'm not gonna know You don't have to do that stuff Just read the books and shit

I'm not gonna really it's really cool Dude I'm pretty sure that Ryan Ruth guy Was into Warhammer I'm pretty sure he actually thought He thought he was a space marine That's crazy He actually thought he was there and he was like Oh

I have to take out This this This fucking heritage These guy's a heretic I'm going to kill you to name of the emperor. That actually actually is probably close to why he did it anyway. Probably. They're like what you just said was kind of on the button.

It's more close than it should ever be probably. I'll talk about Massifax after, but like we were talking about Dylan. Dylan Ruth. Dylan Roof 2.0. Yeah. Well, what's his name? Ryan Roo. Whatever.

Every time there's, I will say every time there's like a shooter of any kind, I assume their name is Dylan. I don't know why. Do that guy, remember what that guy look like? Like a Dylan, I bet. Remember his fucking bowl cut and shit? Do you remember him? No, I don't. Oh, I do.

I do. The pictures, the mugshot is like coming. It's like creeping into frame. When you saw that guy, I was like, every time you see a picture of these people, you're like, come on. Like, I almost understand the conspiracy theories where they think this is fake because the way that these people are depicted is the way that you would draw somebody on this thing. It's like you would cast them for that role, you know?

They think it's like that guy that in Georgia, that shit. shot up the, you know, the, the Asian jerk off. What do you call them? The massage therapist? Well, they're not the therapist. The Asian jerk, yes. I know what you're talking about. The mousseous.

The fake masseuse is that jerk you off. The Asian jerk off. I would argue those are the only, those are the only real masseuse. They're not licensed massage therapist, but I do appreciate them more than a licensed massage therapists. I think it's masseuses. A massage. Missis?

They're moussees. Yeah, massi. Massoes. They're mousse. Are they like cacketuses. die? No, they're just masseuse. I feel like they have the same type of like structure in

and, you know, phytoestrogen. I don't know a phytoestrogen is exactly, but I'm just going to ignore that. You see, you do. Of course you know a phyttois. It's just plant estrogen. I'm going to go over here. Well, whatever. So this guy, so this guy, I guess like

a disillusioned fellow. Yeah. Oh, mainly because of Ukraine. Oh, really? This is why this guy Such an anomaly Because he's very Like say he wants

He supported Nikki Haley And Vivek Ramaswami afterwards That became his new thing So he was still a Republican However Deeply devoted to And there's actually video of him And

And he kept on something He was on a few things He was on a Gideon video I think I saw that on Twitter He was in a Jidian video Trying to recruit Jidian To like a real Like this guy is obviously

serious trying to like kill people or something so he's like out trying to hand out flyers to get more people to shoot people and kill themselves essentially. It's wild. Yeah. What happened to Jane? He fucking became Christian and stopped making content. Oh yeah, that's right. At least that was the whole, that's what he said.

Yeah. He was like, I'm born again. I'm not doing this anymore. I I, I... Okay. Yeah, whatever. Sure. I guess. Later. I never watched anything that he ever made. Yeah, I saw like that. Was he the one in the cupcake suit? No, he's... Was that or not my day?

I don't know. Didn't he have a thing where he caught EDP? There was some pedophile. That's what I mean. Wasn't he in a cupcake suit? Wasn't that? I don't know. He teased it and then he became Christian.

Which I don't understand how you can. It was him though, right? It had to turn around. It was two. It was two. It was two. It made me think something happened and he disappeared before. It was such a quick turnaround that it made me feel like something happened.

And he's like, I need to disappear. Yeah. And because it seemed like one of those things like he was almost gearing up for an avalanche of bullshit to come out. And, but I guess nothing came out. Maybe he killed the people. Yeah, maybe he got Ryan Roof to kill him. Ryan Ruh.

Maybe he got him. But yeah, this guy in love with Ukraine, which most right wingers are not because they're brainwashed, right? Into thinking, Ukraine is the enemy. You know, they're like that. They're those people. So it's, he's kind of an anomaly in that. Wow, that's interesting.

That he actually stayed the course with what he believed in, which was like, oh, we want peace. clearly Russia is the aggressor the illegally invaded Ukraine so we need to stop this and so he in that one part of his mind he kept like logic right right

but he's still insane so he's like I need to kill because he understands the the ramifications if Trump becomes president that Ukraine might fall right like Trump will stop funding Ukraine and then they'll probably get destroyed so he's like I need to take out Trump

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vote, man? Not hiding bushes with us. Some people. Motherfucker K-47, right? Look, it flew from Hawaii to Florida, bought a fucking assault rifle. And then wait in, like, it's not like he just had it before. Right, right, right. He bought it.

This insane man who's been arrested a bunch of times who clearly shouldn't be able to get a gun, but because, you know, the Republicans are so gracious. I saw, I saw one of the Republican ladies tweeting about like how did this insane guy managed to get a gun I saw that and I'm just like oh you're so

you're so so close it's crazy but you're almost there you're almost there just understand she's standing on the marker doesn't know how to ask the mission I want to see her replies because I'm like they're probably like why come on lady lady yeah what are you doing

but yeah this guy was pretty based I'm going to kill the brain Mr. Kukashka. His attempt to murder the fucking ex-president's pretty fucking poggers, man. Apparently Trump was laughing about it. Since he didn't get close. Yeah, it was, it was, yeah.

Apparently, he was like, oh, man, that's crazy. Let's finish our golf. I don't think he finished it, though. Yeah, like, I didn't. This is funny, though. I saw people trying to be like, it's crazy. This has happened twice, and it's like, this seems like one of the instances where, like, I wouldn't be surprised if this specific type of situation,

happens a lot and we don't hear about it. That is a 100% fact. Yeah. There are plots foiled all the time. You can actually look them up like the FBI will have reports or the DOJ will have some reports of foiled plots. We'll forget about them immediately because it's just not a big deal

because there's a bunch of insane people always trying to hurt people, especially leaders because they think, you know, so if it was easier to assassinate public figures and world leaders, it would happen more often. So that's why the crazes usually go after the children because it's so easy. Yeah.

You know, they're like, oh, what's the most horrific thing I can do? And then they go, they do that horrible shit. And I'm like, you know, because the kids don't have secret services. They don't have security, you know? So they just walk into schools and have a field day. And I'm like, I love this country. That's the one thing that's nice. That's the one thing is nice.

Every time I hear about a shooting and it doesn't take place in school. I'm kind of like, okay, good. You're like, yeah, thank God. You know what I'm glad? None of them have been done by people of my. ethnic groups. Very happy. Very happy. I'm like good. Yeah, yeah. Good. I'm like like we're not breaking into this yet. It's going to start happening which is a whole other conversation of like like wanting to discuss why it's not happening. Why aren't there why is it why is it why is it. Why is it. Why is it

almost exclusively straight white men? You know what's a conversation we don't need to get into but like. apply to the straight white man is a is a real thing not to not to not to the degree some people make it out to be but like it's it's real. There's a real. There's a real. Well, I just, there has to be something there. You know, there is. That's why something there. It's another conversation for another day that I am not equipped to even talk about because I've never looked into it.

But it's clear. You can look at it. You can look at the pattern. You're like, why is it almost exclusive? Why aren't women doing this? I don't know. You know why women aren't doing it. Well, I know why women are doing it.

They can't know how to use guns. Yeah, they don't even know what is this thing. This isn't a mob. This is a societal thing. It's a, there's so much. This isn't a mob. It's crazy. That was so bad I was going to ignore it

I was actually going to ignore it And I'd keep going But you had to you gave me into it This isn't a sponge for my dishes This isn't a sponge A washing machine Me giving birth to a child Or a sandwich being made for my husband

What can this be? This isn't a sandwich That's all they can see is sandwiches Newborns Mops And I don't know what A broom A broom

For the witches Inconvenience Inconvenience? I'm getting inconvenience with this. So I guess I'll are how to use it. This thing. This isn't me yelling at my husband. So I wanted to touch on, because I've been going through the Mass Effect trilogy.

You're married now. That's a different. That's a different layer now for you because you're married. Yeah, man. They like to do it. They do. It's in their nature. They can't help it, actually.

Women will inconvenience by mistake. They don't even mean to. They're just like, not what I think about it. I need this. It's like, I will immediately apologize. It's like, I'm going to fly, Twitter. Just his own head off when it's cleaning. It's like it's doing this.

It just does that normally. That's incredible. You know? Imagine us being able to do that. Yeah. I showed you the video. We talked about it on the podcast. We showed it on the podcast.

I don't like seeing it like. They, because they clean their heads. They do this. So violently. So violently and they're so frail that like, they just do it. Even they can do it to themselves.

Yeah. They do it to themselves and then like they're aware of it for a little bit. I wish I was that strong. And then they die. And just like, I'm like just cracking my neck and. can just see you, oops. It is fucking crazy.

Well, they don't have as many mechanisms keeping things in place as like a person does. No, absolutely. Because even if a person, if you can cut your whole, you can cut your own head off technically from the inside. You know what I mean? Because there's so much shit connecting it other way. People have gotten their neck broken like internally, you know. I think people that like have gotten their neck severed, but they didn't sever the wiring that. Right.

But that's what I mean. It's like they just have wiring. They just have the wiring. And they got healed back because of the fact that they didn't bring any of the the wires and it's right that's insane break the bones but what i mean it's like you have your skin in place you have your muscle in place you have like all sorts of shit keeping shit in in place a fly just has wiring it's just the the thread of a nervous system and that's it's it's crazy so inferior bro they are so fucking yeah they're gonna outlast us i'm sure no yeah they're not last us by like a

wild margin you know yeah fuck fucking sex but what do we got we got uh well sex effect yeah i want to talk about mass effects a little bit because i'm on the third one now i was going to talk about the jewish our propaganda. I mean, okay. Okay, sorry, I wouldn't have I was going to say Sneako, but I don't even know if that's... I just assume that they all... Like how people are making fun of his dad's people, you know. In a world of endless notifications,

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you guys are going to see the beauty of my dad's country and all the, but he was, he's basically upset about all the propaganda about the, you know, from Heidi. And I was just laughing. How much should I see? I was laughing as I'm like, you did this. This is, this is you in your bag. First and foremost, I cannot.

I cannot stand that fucking the horrible Seratis being spread by Haitians because as another Caribbean person I know so much fuck shit that's happened to Haiti on America's accord like years of terrible,

terrible shit but also fucks Nico you know, he fucks Nico so fucks that's the whole thing it's just I'm just laughing at him I'm sorry the Haitians got to catch some strange

but also doom that nigga destroy him insult him until he hurts himself yeah yeah but you're just Yeah, so Snego was playing Mass Effect 3. What happened? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm 15 hours in at this point.

And it's like, I... What do you got? I understand so far. What? Like, why there was, like, kind of like a, ooh, hmm. I don't know. I don't know about this. Because it's good.

It's not bad at all, by the way. I want to clarify that because a lot of people like Mass Effect 3 sucks. It's like, no, you're crazy. That's like these really good. But two to three, like, especially, like, back and forth is jarring in like the quality of life things that are just way better in the second game like what do you got well the one that the thing that i noticed immediately was first of all

the squad is just kind of like it's pauls it's it's it's really paltry in comparison but even just like the ui things something i noticed specifically like in the the just the map screen for like when you're on like the citadel or like when you're in like an area in mass effect two it'll give you the map and then on the map it'll have like a thing and it'll be like garris you know what i mean or tally and in this one it's like there's a map and then it says one two three four five and then off to the right there's a list and then oh under one oh tally's under one and it's like why didn't you just put that on the fucking map. It's like really the bizarre choices that I'm like,

I don't understand. I don't understand why they even changed a lot of it. Even just like the load out screen when you're like equipping your guns and like your mods and shit. I'm like what the fuck. This is so clunky and weird and I don't know. I feel like they try to occur to the modern like this is what games look like now moment during that time.

It's over designed in someone. It was fine. Yeah. Yeah. It is. I don't remember a lot of, I don't remember a lot of that stuff. Like, especially like, I was, I usually kind of just explore in those games to where, like, I don't use the maps very often. Actually, when I come to, I was thinking about it.

I was like, I don't use the maps very often in those games. Yeah. And then I get to a point where I played them so much that, of course, I don't need the maps anymore at all. There's no where everything is. So, like, I kind of, I forgot about that. If, like, the, and then I just think about, like, the significant improvements, like, say, some of the environments, the graphics I think like Yeah it looks really

Look fucking a lot better Infinite sprinting Which is I just I'm like I've always hated that All these games They're like fucking super soldiers They're like the best of the best And they can sprint for three seconds

I've always hated that I love the three seconds Oh I love I love it And I love the randomness Is sprinting in Rastafact 1 Where like sometimes you're like I got a sprint And you won really bad

You will sprint like You will almost warp speed But like for like a second You're like And then I'm like dude I don't like it reminds me of a so you talk about the you know did you play that you played the you played the modern warfare two campaign because like no rush and stuff yeah so one of the the missions when you're in the favela like and you need to escape to a helicopter yeah and you're

sprinting but you're not sprinting and it's the most frustrating mission because you're like oh oh oh oh well okay oh i got to read and i'm like yeah it's what the fuck is this a really weird joy like i it sucks too in in and um it sucks too because I love that level, that, like, area. It's like my favorite area, like, art-wise in that entire franchise. I understand a PVP. No, it's a Brazilian favela, I'm pretty sure. Yeah. Yeah. I understand a PVP, why they do that.

I understand, and then just, like, say, you can put on a perk of infinite sprint. Yeah. So if you want that perk or, like, because I would use infinite sprint and then I would use my melee extender. Yeah, was it. So you just, marathon or something was called? Yeah, marathon. And you would just fucking, I would just sprinting.

You'd be a russer. You'd stab the fuck out of people. In rust, no one could beat me. Like in the, you know, a small map? Yeah, right. Because people can't react fast enough. Because you can't. You literally, you know where everyone spawns.

You know where everyone spawns. The snipers aren't even really getting you very well because there's so much cover. So you're just running and like, I would get like fucking 25 kills so fast. And then I was like, how come no, I just wanted everybody to figure it out. And we're all just shaking each other. Why is no one else cheating with me? It's not even cheating. It's literally.

It is perks. You know, but anyway. And then you have a, you have a, you have a martydom. So when they kill you, you, now you, you. blown him up still. Such a cunt mentality. Dude, I would do that shit all the time.

That's such an asshole move. If you're infinite sprint, that shit never affects you because you just run right past. That's true, yeah. You could run out of that pretty quick. And then you're already gone.

What I do is like, then I run into a car, run at them in a corner, then I let them kill me. And I blow them up and I'm like, ha, ha, ha, ha, how you're getting triggered. That shit's just fun.

Man, I really wish they would have remastered the, uh, the, the, but, you know, yeah, the, the PEP, but whatever.

Yeah, It's a good maps in that one. Yeah. So a blinding grenade in the room and going and stab him. But, dude, what else you got about a... So what other... It's really, like, a lot of little things that I think... Because Mazavik 1 going into 2, I remember kind of missing the RPG stuff.

You know, like, and then, like, after like five, seven hours in Mazvec 2, you're like, no, I'm okay. This is pretty good, actually. And then... But in two to three, I'm like, there are things that I, like, oh, I miss this from 2, but I still miss it. Like, 15 hours in. And, like, a little, that map thing is one of the things. But there's also just, like, the way that quests are aligned. Where, like, so basically, in Mass Effect 2, it'll be like, you'd have a quest, right?

And it would, it would be, like, it would have a name, and then you would click it. And then it would say, like, find the survivors on planet blank in the blank nebula in the blank system or whatever. Right. It would give you a description. Yeah. And then you would go into the Star Map, and the Star Map actually had, like, a bunch of purpose. Like, you would actually go and, like, you would find things. and like every planet you could scan for resources.

Everything kind of had like a purpose. And then three, it's like that star map is still there, but you can't scan any planet. So it's kind of... You only scan for missions. Well, I actually... The resources were tedious. They took that shit out.

It was tedious, but I don't know. I kind of liked it, to be honest with you. Yeah, I fucking... It was fun to explore more planet, but it was super tedious. Because you didn't... You couldn't land on anything. You just scan the fucking planets.

Right, but you would get something out of it is what I mean. You would get the... You would get the resources you need for research. And sometimes you would find like an anomaly mission and you'd be like, oh, whoa, weird. And then you would like land on the planet. It would be like a little thing to do. Yeah. It made it feel a little bit more.

It was very few and far between because it was like, like say Mass Effect 1, there was just a lot of planets that you could just land on. You know, but now to be fair, there was a lot of nothing. Maybe there would be a Thresher Mall or something. Yeah, yeah. There was that one cow that would steal your money. Like, I don't know if you remember. There's a cow. There's a cow.

There's a space cow that if you get close to it, you'll notice money. Like a few hundred credits will be missing from you. That's insane. I did not remember that. Yeah. So he's killed you. Like, what the fuck? It's so funny.

But so it was cool to land on those planets because it was just random shit. Yeah. And then they took that out. They made it very like, oh, there's just a handful of things that it's led to some sort of mission, maybe like a DLC type of thing. Yeah. Yeah. Like, which I was fine with. I had no problem with that.

It was just something. And for me, I'm just like, I kind of got into the headspace of like, oh, I kind of, I don't know. I kind of like looking for the spikes. And like, I got. the whole like numbers go up. Oh, when you see something to me. I was like, the rich and the piling show. I had like a hundred thousand of each of them at a certain point because I was just

like doing it constantly. Yeah. But it was just something. It was like a mini game. I get it was tedious. That's fine. It's fine to take it out. But like the problem I have is just like the map screen then, the star map kind of serves

very little purpose without that. Because you just kind of go to planets and then if you scan the area, then and oh, and there might have been something there. Then maybe there's something. But even when you send a probe at it, it'll just be like, you, collected a thing and it's like eh that's not great but like what I think the thing specifically is like the quest

marker is like so basically it'll be like here's a mission go to I-Iroon and you're like what where is that you can't click you can't click it to see more it doesn't give you like a nebula or a place you just kind of have to like

find it yeah yeah I guess it was more in the paying attention to the like how that mission became about or that Quest became about with someone talking about the giving you clues to where it is because I remember well even I mean I remember even in Mass Effect 1 to find what's his face is armor oh yeah um you did it was like that too you didn't the Krogan right yeah Rex's armor I was like where the fuck is this right I was like

wait wait wait what I feel like I'm being confused for a bit being like I'm just gonna land somewhere I just looked it up bro I was and I landed the second was like oh it's here Armour's badass Yeah 3 has a little bit of that going on where you're just kind of like I don't know And I had so many missions

Like cataloged just throughout like playing it And I'm just like oh I don't remember What the fuck that was from And then like the star map isn't as detailed So you don't get as much Information about where it is you're supposed to go And it feels a little weird

Because like I feel like two is perfect Because like you're scanning the star map And you haven't as a player You haven't been to these places But you're commander shepherd You know you're a military person Yeah

With like a lot of, you would, in game, you would know, at the very least, like, if you hovered over a galaxy, like, oh, here's this nebula. This is 100% complete or whatever. It kind of intrinsically passes on knowledge to you that you would have in this setting. And in three, it's just like, no, you don't know. And it's like, well, that doesn't really track or work at all. But it plays way better. But that's kind of consistently happened throughout all of them. Yeah, yeah, it's getting better and better. That's the main thing that I forget about probably all the little things that they did poorly because of how vastly improved just the environments.

The fucking the combat is just. Combat's way better. If you're a vanguard, it is like I can't do anything else. Is that the Biotic Charge one? Yeah. That's the one that I always pick. It's so much better than in two. Spring is here and the shopping list is long.

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Yeah. You prime shit. then use the combustible thing to like blow shit up. It's even better in the third game because you can still do that. You prime it with fire or ice or whatever. And then you can shatter them or make them combust or explode. And, but just doing that with the fucking the vanguard, the biotic charge and then the Nova Slam. Yeah.

Fucking. The bionic charge is so fucking stupid. Like just boom. Oh, shield's gone. And then you fucking slam the Nova and shit. So it doesn't even matter if your shield's gone because now you just fucking cleared the area. And it's just like This is good shit

It feels really good to play This is like I'm like I can't be anything else This is too fun I just get a fucking shotgun Shoot everybody in the face Charge them I love intercepting people

It's so fucking hell you're It's not the best And you can charge from way too far away Oh absolutely I feel like that That should have been the one thing That should be nerved Because you can be so far on the map

And then just go all the way across it And I'm like This is way too OPEC Like someone's like across the bandistan And I'm like I see you All the way up different stairs and shit. You can go,

like, it's, I was like, this is so, they should have a PVP mode. You could do that. It would have been nerfed

for sure if they fucking have PVB. Imagine playing a PVP game and somebody's like, they're just right there immediately. And then you get blasted by them being there. You get blasted in the shotgun

and you're like, well, this is not fun. That's how Gears of War felt like a little bit. Gears 3 got insane, dude. The freaking sawed off shotgun, people would get blown.

Well, I remember just people wall bouncing, like, People, it was like a ping pong game. When it gets to that point, that's when I stop having fun. Yeah, I can't play in that environment. It's like ranked NBC2 when you're watching like the, you know, the god tier characters.

And I'm like, I don't want to play. I was because you can't have fun and play with some of the mid tier and lower tier characters. If somebody picks like fucking Magneto, Silox, Storm, Sentinel or whatever. You're like, because they're busted. And you're like, well, this isn't going to be fun anymore. You can try, but you know you're going to get absolutely molested. You'd have to be noticeably better than that. You'd have to be one of those people.

Like, you can be like a, you'd be like a Wong, a Justin Wong, and know how to be a mid-tier character and still probably barely pull off a win against those characters because their frame rates are too fast. Magnetiel's way too fucking fast. You can't fight them. So you're like- He fucking flies away. At a certain point, you're like, I just don't want to, or you can just get fucking trapped with a black heart.

And you're just like, dude, this isn't fun anymore. Yeah, all the black card ship Just fucking, all you do You just keep throwing demons at it Bruh, bruh, bruh, and you're like, I don't know That's such a robust, passive character I see fucking assholes and gears

Doing that shit Yeah And I'm like, ah It's too much Or those cunts in the, what is it? Fortnite When they're building shit Oh yeah, yeah

And you just see the screen Like, I'm like, ah It's immediately unfunned Gozbo They got a fucking gazeeo up And a fucking two-story house You're like, Like, dude, what is happening?

That's no fun. Yeah, they start editing furniture in there too I'm gonna have a fight easier making furniture Even when I was doing like community Halo Like uh because sometimes on stream I would do like Oh, MasterC Collection you could have people just kind of join your lobby They took that out for some reason I don't know why they fucking yeah I don't know when that happens

For really fucking baffling But uh I would host like community game days and I'd be like I really shouldn't be on anybody's team Like this is like And so I would have it would be like You could set up multiple teams in that game So it would be like orange, blue, red, fucking yellow, whatever. Yeah.

And I would be like on my own because it was just unfair. Because this is a game that I played for so long. It's just, yeah. And I, it's an advantage for me to be on the team. I'm, I loved Halo Infinite so much. Dude, when people start crouch shooting, that's when I'm like, all right, dude. What's crowd shooting? People start, like, just, they're shooting in and there's fucking crouch maming over and over again.

Oh, yeah. To, like, throw your aim for their head off. It's like, at that moment. Chill, dude. Like, relax. What the hell? That just upset to me so much. It's like they're playing for like a,

it's like they're playing for a cash prize. It's like, what the fuck are you doing? Like, we're just chilling here, man. Like I get it. I get it.

I never played that way. Like ever, even like when I was like really like trying to get good, I was like, I wasn't crouching mid combat like that. Most I would do is I would like try to do crazy jumps. You know what I mean? I try to jump on like a plant and like maybe get up on a ledge or something.

Yeah. But like, I've definitely tried to melee somebody in Halo 5 and they crouched under my punch. I didn't even know you can do that. That's great. I don't know how it happened. I punched him. I did the whole lock and lunch and then he was under my fist and I was like, what is happening? He fucking weaved you.

I was like, how do you do that? That's like two months. I'm like, dude, you play the game too much, sir. That's when they figured out these things, they probably understand like the frame that exactly the moment they need to do it. So it just doesn't. doesn't work for you to melee. And I'm like, at that point, I'm like, all right, man. It's too much.

You can't be fun because you're so locked in. Like, you know when you're so locked into something, it's not fun. You're fucking. You're working. It's working. You're like working. I don't mind locking in, but that's like with a team and like in ranked or something. Like where you're trying to do that.

I'm not jumping into like fucking quick play trying to fucking sweat. I'm sorry, dude. But that's what that's all video games be. come eventually. That's what PVP because. Yeah, the fighting community. So I've been playing single player stuff now. Just seeing regular people like studying now. They're studying fighting games and I'm like

you know, I'm like, that's cool but at the same time it's the nature of those games man. The only people used to study where the people that were, this is me growing up. Like say people understanding the actual, every single thing that has to do with it it with like the, they know almost every character and they know exactly the frame data. They know all this stuff where people didn't,

people just practice till they got kind of good. That was just the average person, right? Yeah. And that's why, like, say, well, that's before you could play, you could take your gameplay to anywhere in the world, you know,

you play people online. It's, it's what happens to games, man. I mean, that's definitely true, man, because, yeah,

once starting it online, you started. Because that's for me, dude, I played smash. I tried, like, tried to try with hard and smash.

And eventually, for me, what happens when I play something, if I'm playing something, right, I have to have a balance between fun and competitive, this. When I stop having fun, I stop playing.

That's me with everything. Even with Digimon. I play Digimon. I enjoy the game. I enjoy the game. I enjoy it. I enjoy the game. I enjoy the game. I play in a fun. I play in a Star Wars card game. That game is really fun. I made sure I have like two decks. A deck that I really enjoy playing. And a deck that I'm going to tournaments. I want to try to humiliate people. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. I go to a tournament. I'm going there to win. after next game after sets over we can play whatever the fuck you want we can laugh we can have a good time but first game I'm trying to make you cry yeah I understand

I understand but I think of it in like say how pretty much most people play souls games where it's about getting good so you're playing until like I'm starting to get good I'm starting to recognize these patterns I'm starting to get better with my reflexes

instead of I'm going to watch footage of someone breaking down this niggas frames. I love that. I'm like, it's crazy at the same time.

Brother. Like, because there's people that are doing really impressive stuff and I love watching them. Brother. But like the, like,

the average person is doing that now in fighting games, but they're not doing that in Souls games. Though I feel like the average person is still playing them in the way. People, that like just like, hey, get good.

Just, you, repetition. You're gonna, you're gonna beat it. You're gonna beat it. You're gonna beat eventually in fighting games. See motherfuckers are at school.

They're just studying. I've definitely seen people make Souls videos where they're like, this is the frame. Yeah. I've seen it. No, no,

it is getting, but I'm saying the average person isn't there. No, please. I just don't think, I don't know.

When it comes to Souls games, I think so many people are like, it's so unbelievably rigid about the way you, they play the games. That is just like,

what are you like, dude, this game is going to beat your ass, man. Like, you got to like, when you buy a Souls game, you're like making a contract

with an Eldridge being. I'd be like, hey, this is going to suck. This is going to suck. It's going to suck before it doesn't. for that. People are like, ah, man, it's too hard. Put a pause behind it. It's just like, this is what the game is, unfortunately, you know. I mean, I don't go to chess and be like, oh, man, you

should be able to move the horsey straight forward. I look at me. Yeah, yeah. I'll be honest, I want a pause button. It's just for like, it can help. It's just for when she, because I feel like it's not going to, because I don't think anybody pauses to, um, what is it? Re, what do you call it? Like a reset, like, oh. I need a, I need a. I need a. I need a. It's more for just like... I think we don't. I think most people don't at the same time. I think it's just for simply doorbells ringing.

Oh, my food. It's just... Yeah. Fuck, I'm about to bust. Like, I got to put so badly. I got a cubs so bad. I got to put this down and come. Can you imagine me in that horny?

I got to put this down and come. You're in the middle of a boss battle and you're like, fuck. You start jacking off. You just put it down. You sobbingly cum your pants. Damn it, I'm fighting the Eldon Beast, but Ryan Ruth just showed up. Ryan Ruth's trying to kill me.

I got to get the door. I got to get the door. I got to ask him for help. I got to go. I got to help. Where are we going, Ryan? Ryan's always been there for me. Ryan, I can't ignore him at his time of me.

I'm fighting concert redone. Ryan, what's up? You need to bring your bag to the airport? I guess. Ryan shows up. Hello, Kisenet. Ryan or than Kaysenat tried to kill Trump at his golf course.

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I saw that dude flip out when Silva nightcap of Chand to Sharpe and Chad Johnson or Ocho Cinco. You know, they're all tallest shit because they're football players. Yeah, of course. And then Chad was like, man, like, do you have a girlfriend now?

Because they were talking about Shannon Sharp getting caught. They were talking about that whole situation. And then so he's like, the funny thing he said, he's like, I'm laugh about it now. I'm a cry about it in the car. That is the funniest me. I've heard someone say it in a while. It's good. I'm a laugh about it right now. I'm a cry about in the car. I don't just think it was like, it's all right, brother. I love it. I mean, I just love it. He's, you know, he's like, he tries to be a perfect person. Then he slipped so. I, I, people. People said, well, check this out. People said I've never. I think you should be arrested for it. I've never, yeah, probably. I think you should be I think we should have a trial and see where it goes from there

Should burn them at the cross At the cross At the cross At the cross And then they burn them It's so great That is That is a real

That's real Not burn them at the stakes It's not real No they burn you at the steak sir That happened like 70 years ago It was happening No see you're like us Yes

In the 40s usually not a cross yes very much so yes well the burning cross would be usually played historically into the lawns in someone's house do they break in

and they shut across through the linole it's like 12 of them forcing it down into the ground good job brothers we do that was maybe we should just put it in the dirt next

that was the second Out in the lawn was the second iteration That was the other That was like the first idea was like We got to go into their house And we got to stick it to the house They have killed the guy

We got to stealthily break into the house We got to somehow penetrate the hardware And linoleum Inplanted into the ground Then set it ablazing get out teeth They get out safely before they wake up Why don't we just do it into dirt outside String them up

Someone grabs him and squeezes him from his shoulders just the fucking the grand wizard the grand wizard cast a spell he just petronus or whatever

and then you explode you do this you die whatever that is it is unfortunate that like grand wizard is a cool term that's what they stole a cool term

grand wizard and then they look like dumb motherfuckers I'm like why would you I'm gonna be quiet You think that she looks good? Yeah, he said before that he thinks they look like Power Rangers. It looked like the Power Rangers ninjas to me.

So when I was younger, I was like, I saw a picture of a Klansman. It's not that close. It's a little closer than it should be. It's a little, you're right. It's particularly the White Ranger and the Red Ranger. The television version. The television version because the movie was where they first got introduced. In the novels, they're explained a little differently.

Dude, it's so drippy how they go from, they go from like their regular form, they go from like regular person clothes into the versions they go on where they had, they just have the ninja stuff on. Yeah. And then they get the, they put the ninja mask on first.

And I'm like, this looks fire. And then they morph. And I'm like, the morphing is fine, but the ninja robes is so much cooler. Are you talking about the KKK still? I think so.

I think he is. The problem is that they're so close to each other for me. The Red Ranger looked like, it looked like it. You can't tell me it didn't. Their clothes, the KKK's clothes are too baggy. That's why I thought it was a Halloween costume or something.

I was like, that was like an ill-fitting version of the power of it? Oh, I was like, oh, this is gas. Bro, you got this costume? Such a dumb kid, man.

It's crazy. I was innocent. I didn't know that bigots adorn themselves. That's, I don't know about bigots really either. I don't know. Yeah, I guess not specifically.

I mean, people were assholes, but I didn't really know that. I don't remember how I learned about the KKK, but I was aware of it because I remember vividly watching the Waterboy. And you know, that whole thing's about visualizing and attacking, right? Like, so there was the kicker and they wanted him to do the same thing. And then so he visualized a fucking KKK member's head.

And you're like, hey, boy, how you doing? And I knew what it was. But like, I don't remember learning about the KKK, really. I definitely learned about it in school or something. I remember at first being like, oh, this looks insane. Then I heard the names and I was like, Even at 11, I know that. Terminology carries a lot of weight, man.

Grand Wizard. I think that's what's, that's honestly. I hate blacks. It's what's cool about Warhammer, too. Like, they've just got, like, good terminology, like, does a lot. I hate, I hate, like, machine spirit is so hard as a term. That is sick, dude. I hate how much religious zealotry to the point where it's dangerous sounds cool.

Yeah, it's cool. It's really unfortunate. like when the word zealot sounds cool in general. It does. Yeah, it's a cool word. They had like the elite zealots.

And I thought that was so cool. Like they get so crazy that they're like, oh, this is bad. This goes from crazy. That's kind of badass. Without badass shit titles and gear, none of the stuff would exist. It's always,

like a jihadist? You want to, you know, that sounds kind of gas, bro. I'm sorry. You one of my favorite moments of the movie 300 was when Lefiorites that the humshback

freak when he was like when he betrays him one of my favorite movies that movie is when because he just has one request he literally has one request where he's like i want a uniform and i i laugh because i'm like that is so fucking real because he just wanted to be he wants to look cool his whole thing was he wanted to it's not that he wanted to be a part of the spartans and he felt like he felt like i want to fight with you guys because i believe in your cause no he thought the spartans look fucking dope as shit he's in for the drip and then And then they were like, get out of your, nigga, you suck. And then so we immediately went to the person was like, I will show you where they are.

I just want a fucking dope-ass uniform. And I'm like, yeah. So you throw on some grand wizard shit. You talk about the fucking, well, you just look at the Crusaders. Like, damn, dude. The idea of the aesthetic of Crusaders showing up, bro. And the Templar is a cool sounding word. Templar is a dope name.

They look fucking amazing. The idea of some guy dressed in gold and, white with a big ass hammer on their shoulder. It's aesthetically pleasing. People just want to look cool, have a cool name. Yes. That's what that's...

It really is a simple root cause of like most people's purpose. It's why the, it's why quite frankly like, I know that the MAGA hats, they're trying. But it ain't. It didn't work. It ain't it.

It ain't it. But the aesthetic of religion and fire to is so even even a burning cross kind of looks cool well it of course things on fire look amazing especially the point I think it's like people will be like what's that dope thing

oh what I it's like that's why like playing paladins are cooling games someone that's believes something so hard they're giving powers is crazy like I hate this thing so bad that when I kill it I do it more good

well think about it's all it's all art man And it's all art. If aesthetics, like... And it's cringe by nature. Esthetics are everything. And it's cringe by nature. Totally. But it's still fucking kind of cool.

I think that's honestly why the reason... That's part of the reason why like Catholic and like Christian... Like just Gothic architecture and like that shit. Yes. That carries a lot of weight. That's why a lot of kids have turned to Catholicism because they think Jesus is a pussy. He doesn't have anything to offer.

And they're like, oh, well, they'll still say Jesus is king. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just a phrase, but they don't actually care about Jesus, but they like the old aesthetics. They like all of the, the, the castle, that Castle, that Castlevania. The Fire and Brimstone shit, dude, it's fucking, dude, the Castlevania aesthetics are hard. They go hard, man. It looks, it just looks sick. Even the music, dude, the music in Castlevania, we hear about to fight somebody and the fucking orchestral piano comes in.

And you're like, I'm tired of black people. And Dracula, Dr. I'm tired of Negroes. And then Richter's like, Yo. Where is that? Have we even found them yet? Like, have you met any?

Yeah, Rickter's like, what's that? No. What's talking about? You'll show up soon. I know it. Dude, I was watching. I was watching Transformers the other day. One and two.

I like formers more than that. Yeah, the former. I try to avoid it because it's one that I keep make it's a joke. It's a funny fucking joke. It was so stupid. It was pretty good. I like formers. But yeah.

It was just, I didn't realize because I haven't seen the first movie. I've seen the second movie a few times. But the first one I've probably only seen once or twice, if that, around when it came out. So I forgot it. I forgot the one with Shia? Yeah. The first two or three are with Shia.

First three of him. A three, okay. When I watched the first movie, I was laughing throughout the movie because I don't remember it being just a commercial for the army. I didn't, I don't remember being that. It is so, the shots, the thing, everything that they're doing, it is so fucking funny. And it looks so cool, the things that they're doing. And I was just like, oh, my God.

And it just lends to what we're just talking about with, like, looking. They're doing horrific things. And it's terrifying, but they look so fucking cool. People are like, ooh. And then, uh, uniform carries. There was a part where the, all the, I'm pretty sure. I'm convinced that's all the Nazis had. You know what I mean?

Like, that's like the, like the Hugo Boss. Yes. fucking shit. It's dope. Like, objectively. Think of samurai. Think of samurai. Think of Wadakataata is probably the most famous sword of planet. Oh, it looks cool. It's elegant and it's beautiful looking, dude.

And dude. I think some long swords are beautiful, but there have to be adorned. Samurai armor. And you think about, think about the one of the most iconic characters, Darth Vader. Like, it's. It makes. It's literally a samurai Nazi views together. And that's why it's so, yeah.

It's so cool. It's like, fuck, I want to be a space samurai Nazi. You know what to be a red laser sword? This is fucking so cool. They didn't just take all like the coolest things and mashed it together. Like unfortunately that's that is super like everybody I think acknowledges that they're like unfortunately the Nazis had drip. Unfortunately. Why bad guys are always cool unfortunately.

They're always these men. I hate that. I'm talking about transformers. How can I get into the transformers when you have Autobots, these gay cars and then you have the decepticons that are tanks, jets, helicopters? Like are you. Dude, Starscream is so... StarScream is such a gas transformer in cotton design. Yeah.

StarCream's a pussy, but... He's a pussy himself, but his design turned into a fucking F-22 and blows out the fucking system. His name, StarScream. They already start putting StarScream together. It's because he screams at the stars. Like, think about like StarScream. Think about Devastator. Think about like these cool-ass fucking...

Bumblebee. Jazz. Don't get me started. Iron hide. Dude, don't get me started on jazz. That shit was crazy. It was racist as, dude. It was so.

I forgot. So jazz. Did he transform into jazz? He might as well have. He might as well transform the BBK. The metal BBG is. He was. He's just, he's so giant.

He's just useless. He's not even doing anything, but just plays the guitar. He turns it away human. Oh, he's not literally. gets shot dude that was I hate it I oh my god

I don't know anything about jazz you want to kick it and he's all dancing and shit he's all dancing and shit he's like a kicket and he does like a backhand

spring and lands on his neck but he's a robot so he doesn't die he's an alien he's the first transformer if I remember correctly that dies

the nigger and he was like Megatron Rips him in half literally you won't piece me you won't piece me and he's like no

or I want to two and you rip him room apart. And I'm like, damn. That was crazy. Dude, Michael Bay. I don't know about that guy.

He directed the first two bad boys movies, so he's... Look, he's... Dude, I love Armageddon. Armageddon is fucking such a fun movie. If you got... I think I've ever seen it. It's long, but it is...

Especially me, like, being in the space. No, no. It can't be. How old is that? His first movie... Armageddon is not. this shit. Armageddonet, it's not a new movie at all. Who we're talking about? He's, 97, 98. Michael Bay.

Michael Bay. He's probably in his 50s, 60s, maybe. At least 300. I don't know. I don't know what Michael's first movie is. He directed a fucking, uh... Villany has aesthetics, and that's kind of the point, I think. Is that like a hero is supposed to resist that bullshit because it's just, it doesn't justify it, right? You're kind of right about it.

The heroes are always kind of like lame. comparison that's so Jedi that's so dumb that's why I can't really that's why Anakin was cool that's why I never got a black drip on with the robotic arm I never got into Jedi's because they're so fucking lame to me I thought they were always so cool but I understand how did you think like these Jesus characters are who you meet are really fucking lame the first three are especially lame the first four are really fucking the first five you meet a really fucking lame who was the first Jedi you met that you're like this guy's fucking dope uh honestly Honestly, probably Obi-1 and Anakin, what you call it, the prequels version of them.

And the prequels? No, Mace was badass as well. Mace was okay. You know, the only thing that would look, but again, because of the black aesthetics, I thought in Return of the Jedi, Luke was actually kind of a little dope. Like, but it was when in their final fight, though. Yeah. I thought, like, this is shot really well.

The choreography is actually kind of good now. Yeah. Especially when he's beating, when he's beating fucking Darth Vader down. He's just like beating him. I was just like, I could see the anger. And I was like, yes. You understood what was happening.

And then, of course, here came the guy. If you're too retarded to understand, here comes Palpatine to explain it to you, you know? Yeah. Fucking, you're gay and angry. Let it fucking be gay. Be gayer. Be gayer. Let me.

Let your gayness consume you then become my gay. You're so fucking gay. Let me. He's like, no. Like me. I think you see I think even the idea of the lightning Like the lightning is so f that is the only thing

About the dark side that I want Is the fucking lightning That is the only thing Why do you have to be dark to have that? That's why the great That's bullshit That's why the great Jedi I was like for a long time

I was like the great Jedi idea Because I just want lightning I just want I want to be able to shoot lightning That's all I want Evil go yeah It's like even as a kid like with Dragon Ball I remember like Goku always bothered me Because he was so just like

He's just a little dumb Yeah, he's just like He's in bright colored He's in his bright fucking orange suit And he's like, hey guys, it's me, Goku Here's my son, whatever You're like all right And then Vegeta shows up

I was like I'm gonna fucking destroy it It's like this is sick This is sick this armor is sick He's an asshole I love this His hair's spiky like a devil Like this is crazy This is cool I like it

Okay you're saying he's not dumb He's simple Perfect cell What the hell does that What that is that is That is not oh no No dumb is actively like How do I explain it?

When I would say someone is simple, it's like, a kid is more simple than they are dumb, you know. They're just kind of naive. Because the thing about Goku being dumb is that Goku, it's his basement. But every time he's been kind and nice to somebody, it's actually turned into a net benefit for the world than the people around him. For the most part, I would say the only time it hasn't is, when is it? I guess it bit him an ass for sell, but he was also right at the end. And then in Super's,

it's a fucking different story. And motherfuckers, he's a tarred in Super. I feel like, because he was, he was, he was, he spared Piccolo.

Piccolo became one of his greatest allies. Tian Shenhan, another great ally. Yamcha again. Oolong. Constantly, like people, he hasn't been like in Vegeta, like literally over and over and over and over again.

Also technically, you're talking about mercy. That doesn't have to do with intelligence. Well, no, no, no. The idea is that his, his naive and kind of stupid mentality to be like not kill this guy. I can come back to be a threat has been verified that him sparing these people and choosing to like be merciful at times where it seems fucking dumb to be merciful has been validated pretty much every time.

Right. And if it wasn't validated, then if he kept doing it, they would be like, what the fuck are you doing? At that moment, I agree. But like since, so look, I don't, I'm, I'm talking about like, outside of fighting, because what does he do? He's a complete fucking dumbass. He's just ignorant to him.

He's so jungle boy. He's not ignorant. It's just like, Gohan is not ignorant because he studies. Well, Gohan. Goku is willfully stupid. He doesn't care to learn anything. Goku's life has never really needed him to do that stuff. Yeah, a lot, there's a lot of rich people that don't need to learn anything either.

But they're also. But they're also. No, but we're talking about, we're talking about in the context of this world, right? I agree. Even in the context, there's rich people. I agree in your, in your, in every context that is not the Dragon Ball universe, Goku's a fucking moron. He is, he is.

But like, in his world, he's like, I'm a martial artist. Yeah. I, um, I'm a farmer. I make ends meet. I like to fight. I don't really need to be a really smart person. I don't need to be introspective. Like, you know, Piccolo's introspect.

I'm a motherfucker that sits on a rock and thinks. about the world and his race of people in space, you know. Gohan takes time to learn and study. Vegeta's constantly has the weight off his fucking terrible race of people on his back where he's like, man, he could have been half decent. Too bad we're black. But by everything you're saying, I'm like, okay, everybody except for Goku. I think Goku's just simple.

He's like, he doesn't even think that. He's also brain damage, literally. Well, yeah, he doesn't. That is a good point. I do forget that. And an alien. That's nothing. Well, everybody's an alien in that show.

Everybody's an alien in that show. It makes a lot of sense. What are you talking about? And their alien nature. Freeze is an alien. Yes. And their alien natures play a part in how fucking dumb they act constantly. What are you talking about?

The fucking sands aren't just dumb on average. Well, no. But they're in their fucking stupid. They fall into the bravado so bad. It's crazy. They're just really strong. So they are really proud of their warrior. Well, also like literally it's built into them.

Like literally you can, you can trick them. Sell literally use their traits against them. He was like, Vegeta, I bet I'll give you the best fight ever. And he's like, what? The best fight ever. He started stroking himself. Like, wow. And then Trunks was like, yo, dad, stop.

Because Trunks doesn't have that. But think about this. Think about this. They've been tricked by things that are stronger than now. And it works on Goku as well, even though Goku was not raised like that. What do you mean? Because of a human being. And it works on Goku as well, giving him a better fight.

He'll wait for that. It's literally a genetic trade in them. They will go for a better fight instead of like taking a right idea. Do you understand that like you can't be tricked if they're only tricked by people who are actually not even more cunning but also more powerful than them? Well, no. When like say he's not strong in them. Well, like when you think about like say how they even got into a situation in the first place by being subjugated by Friza and Friza being able to destroy their entire planet, it's not like they're just dumb. They literally can't do anything because they're being conquered by someone who's way.

Well, that's true. That's the context of those ones. And like the Sains have conquered other races. You have, you can't just be dumb and conquer entire races, right? You have to, you have to be cunning as well. Have some sort of like cunning.

You have to have, look, I don't think, I don't think they're, but they're that strong also. I don't know if it necessarily. Well, see,

like, the thing is usually they're so strong, they can just overpower people, but clearly the people that are stronger than them can conquer them. I don't think it's more about wits, but it's more about strength

because at the end of the day, it's like, y'all can think of them intricate and brilliant plan, but then it's like Friza, like, I'm just going to just do my gay finger thing and destroy you guys. I think, I think genuinely it plays into the like some of their literal like, not maybe biology is the word, but like some of their like actual the way they think. It's in their nature. It is in their, yeah, they destroy themselves. I'll say this. I'll say this. I'll say this. And Gohan is well too. Gohan is less so, way less so than them. But that

motherfucker was like, no, I want this dude to suffer. I want you to get as strong as you can and I want to beat you down. Yeah, I will say. I want to. I, I want to. I, He's not like that his trunks. His trunks is seen terror. So he's just like, no, no, no, no, no. I don't know. I think dumb kind of implies that you're trying to learn something and you can't. Like that is what makes something dumb.

Or you're incapable of learning. Like, oh, I'm hearing what you're saying. I'm hearing all these facts. I refuse to believe them because I just can't. I can't understand it. It doesn't make sense to me. I feel like Goku just refuses to care. I feel like Goku's more.

apathetic about learning than he is genuinely stupid. Apathy or just like willfully ignorant. Yeah, he's willfully ignorant for sure. Because he sees things like, oh, I can probably become better at, uh, in super he is stupid. He is stupid. Yeah, they made him stupid. They philanderize the hell out of him.

Because I do think in, in Dragon Ball and Dragon Ball Z, I think he's just more like disinterested in anything that isn't fighting. He's like, he's like Joe Rogan if Joe Rogan decided to just not have a podcast. You know, like he's just like, I know, I'm really, I like fighting. Yeah. And I'm going to keep my political abuse to myself. Look, I'm not convinced 100% yet because it makes me, I just want to watch the series over again. Yeah.

Because I feel like in the back of my head that I don't have an example really right now, but I feel like in a lot of filler episodes, there are just moments in Dragon Ball Z where you just, he exposed for being really stupid, but I could just be misremembering. You know what's crazy? And the filler is actually a lot of moments where he's shown being way smarter. then he is shown in almost Do you have like an example Because like I'm trying to I have to go back and watch it Because I don't really have a good example

The idea for him is simply That I'm him freaking learning how to drive Obviously driving is that he's ignorant to the idea of it But he's capable of running how to do it He learns how to drive eventually I don't I don't attribute that Because like the dumbest people on this planet Can drive really well

He also like when he goes on the adventures And they can actually build cars What upsets me Like there are some of the dumbest people That live in the shittiest fucking neighborhoods They don't know shit about anything can pull apart a car and put it back together and I'm like, what the fuck?

There's nothing else to do. But it's like, but they're just showing that they're brilliant in this one area and they refuse to be brilliant anywhere else. What happens is like in, how like Goku? For cars, it's like I can put my car together and I can see the prize

that we put in my car together, you know? Yeah. So some people that are like more very much so visual learners or physical learners, it works for them. Yeah. It works for them like putting things together and like taking things apart and together.

Like Lego's like when your little kids can use Legos. You know, even if they're supposed to be fucking stupid. Because they're interested in it, though. Yeah. Right? Because imagine like, oh, do you think a kid would want to learn about like an excite? Would a kid read an encyclopedia about vegetables?

You know what I mean? They'd be like, fuck out of here with this shit. If you make it cool, they'll be like, whoa, vegetables are fucking awesome on paper. And a cyclopedia about, um, fucking dinosaurs. Dinosaurs. Dinosaurs? You know? That shit would have.

They'd be like, this is amazing. That shit could have made me a fucking. I could have turned me early. I think we would have been not here. If they were actually. Power Rangers. Like the Ku Klux Klan actually had the powers of power. There was like a racist Zordon and bestowed his powers to the Ku Klans.

Do you think we would be alive right now? Why would he give it to racist? Because he's racist. Black people are going to, black Jewish and Hispanic people are going to be a problem. Take this. Zordon is of seething races. And the whole time the Green Raiders is a black person and he never know. Oh, man.

Then he did he did you. No. He did powers and he's like. No You were the greatest hunter of all of us And you're one of them He's like yeah, I know I wanted to change your hearts

Did you see that guy speaking about the Haitians And he accidentally did a Freudian slip By saying the hard R He said these Haitian inwards And he's like oh And it was like it was like in an interview Yeah I did see it I was it was I don't know where it was I'm pulled up

I was trying to like I was looking at it and it I watched that video over and over again I was trying to like, is it possible? Like, what is he, like, if this is like a slip up, what is he trying to say? You know? I think he was going to say immigrants. Because that's what I've said, because it sounds like he's trying to say migrants and

immigrants at the same time. No, he's straight upset. But he says the N word. He says it clearly and plainly. Here. Yeah. Here, I'll get it for you. My question is how to.

Hold on. To complain about Haitian migrant migrants taking geese from pot. One more time. To complain about Haitian nigger. migrants taking geese from... But it sounds like he's Defend...

So I'm confused... Like, what is his purpose on that show? What is the whole context? Oh, no, no. He's actually... No, he was actually... He was anti.

He's not pro. He's not pro. I don't know what we're talking about. So, well, there's pro and anti-immigration. Okay. Well, we're also talking about, like, the narrative about, like, is he, like, pro-migrants are eating geese?

I don't know. I don't know if he's pro the lie, but at the end of the day he's anti he's anti immigrant yes he's not okay got so he's not um he's not uh like because it sounds like he's like there's only two reports of this happening that's kind of what it sounds like yeah out of context it's like there's only two instances of this happening which sounds like a defense in some way it sounds like a listen chill out there's no big there are there are some people that were uh that were trying to you know swat down even the governor the governor of ohio

it was like, uh, bro. Yeah. This shit isn't happening. But he's a Republican. He's old and white. You know what I mean? So this guy doesn't mean racist and ignorant though. He's like, well, I'm just saying he's a, well, if you're a Republican in your old

and white, you're leaning a certain way. Now he says in his defense, he was like, we're for legal immigration. That's where he draws the line. He's like, as long as they're legal. And, you know, they are even though fucking Trump keeps saying and every speech he's been giving recently that they're illegal, they're illegal, they're illegal. And so, you know, so he's just at least, I'm sure when it comes to illegal immigrants, he's like, get them out immediately. Yeah. But if they come in with visas and shit like that, and they're actually benefiting Ohio, you know, by all means, like,

come here. Their economy's kind of like back on the rebound now. Yeah, being Springfield, you know, they actually, they literally, the cool things, you can see that there was advertisement and they actually lobbied the government to make exceptions. Shut the fuck up. They, they They try to lobby the government to make exceptions. So the immigration process would be quicker. It would be swifter because there are 20,000 people left Springfield, Ohio. And so they brought in about 15,000 Haitians. Yeah.

And the economy's starting to, you know, come back. That's what happened. Well, because that's literally, that's the whole thing where I was like, try to explain to people that I'm like, what these people are telling you about shit just flowing in and everything's getting worse and shit. I'm like, that's not how it fucking works. Well, that governor also said specifically, it's like, yeah, are there? problems with people, like an unprecedented amount of people coming in? Yeah, obviously. That is literally with anything. If there was a certain lot of people. When we talked about this and you were like,

give me an example. It's like, that's just self-evidently true. It's obviously true. It's not, that's not where you, you know, you weren't talking about just an adjustment period. That's what you said. That's literally, I was talking about allocation, resource allocation. Like, like, if you're saying, if you, if you were just saying that, because to me, that's like a moot point. That's like saying, no, man, it's going to get colder in the winter. Right. Okay. Okay. Obviously. I understand what you said. But you got upset at it. No, I got upset because what you're saying, the blanketed thing, people don't know you're talking about, oh, there's an adjustment period when you're, because it's so unnecessary to even bring that up. So most people wouldn't even think you're talking about that. They would think you're talking about their problems. That's their problems. It is there. It is it's the responsibility of us to be clear about our intentions. That's why like Joe Rogan be like, why are you getting advice for me? Why are you taking medical advice for me? I'm like, how about you be responsible for the fucking. shit you say, you know, because there's so

many goddamn stupid people watching. Unfortunately, unless you think that's not like a thing. I hate to, I hate to agree. I'm not trying to, look it. I'm not trying to say, I'm not trying to go hard on the pain on you. I'm just being like, when that's so was stated, it was so blanketed that I'm like, I feel like we should be clear

about our intentions because what we're talking about right now, people are scared that there are all these people coming in and making things worse. I feel like most of them. It is objectively there's some problem. I'm most of our fan. I can't even say that. I don't know, man. Well, I mean, I would hope most of our fans are sensible enough to be like, I think a large, I think with the way our trajectory of how we've been talking and stuff like that, I think most people are above the level. Like they're pretty, they're pretty reasonable. We've definitely, we've definitely, we've definitely. The show keeps drop off of some people that may have been fans back then and then they were like, it was like, what was it? That one guy on Twitter.

I don't remember. He said something about, first of all, a couple of all, a couple of. comedy podcast. He was saying something that like we're like lowbrow. I can't remember exactly when we were making fun of Dave Roole. Yeah, it was that thing. He said something around like first of all. Yeah, you got offended by it and I was like well So this is the thing that bothers me about a lot of people right?

Yeah. People will really try their, you know the expression if the shoe fits? Yeah. The shoe fits, okay. I'll wear it. A lot of people seem to want to fit into a pair of shoes that does not fit them solely so they can complain about the way that people are talking about it. It's very bizarre. Because he was talking about like we were like being like really mean to Dave Ruma and it's like, well do you like I don't understand like do you do you think we're wrong?

And he was like no. And so I was like, well, what do you, what are you offended by then? We're clearly talking about a specific person and very specific types of people, but people who aren't in those groups are so desperate to be offended by something that they want to like throw themselves in in with that group and it's like you're not if you're not this person

you have no issue imagine if I lost my mind at every time somebody talked about like libs in a way that didn't apply to me I would never fucking sleep it would be so annoying like that whereas like if everybody that's chister's pants is a fucking moron

and then me getting offended be like that's this fucking mean it's like I don't shit my pants why would I care about that why would this affect me It's not affecting. That's why I feel like that guy was kind of, I feel like he was kind of lying. Oh, he's a fan of Dave Rubin.

And why I think that is because I went to his page and saw everybody was following. And it was everyone that we shot on. Bad Walsh, Jack Pesibic, like it all, all the grifters. It's always very predictable. All the grifters. Every time I get like a heated response from somebody, I can tell like with almost pinpoint accuracy. It's like, okay, who's going to be on the retweet? Who is going to be in the last like 10 tweets, what are the retweets that I'm going to find?

It's always, uh, end wokenness. Benny Johnson You know Tim Poole, Dave Rubin It's always those people And it's like You gotta Listen, listen

This is NPC behavior At a certain point It's like if you are this predictable It is You're not you I guarantee you You don't know What's gonna be on my Twitter

Like I promise you Because I'm not You can A fucking robot As of recently My Twitter feed has changed a lot It's been It's been my healthy meals

And me talking about me Trying to be working out a little more Right But it's not gay It's way It's way gayer than what it was. They're taking pictures of your food and they're not even good pictures. They were no, no, no.

The first one was a good picture. It was a good picture. I haven't seen it. You're not a photographer. It's okay. Absolutely not. But it was a good picture. Because I'm proud of it.

That's what I know. It is a picture. It is a pretty good picture. You know what dude? I didn't notice how like, I'm terrible about taking pictures. Actually, genuinely. Because my eyes don't work. That's true.

That's true. What are you going to get glasses? I have to go into our freaking what you call. I think I'm just going to get LASIC, man. I'm scared to do it, but I think I'm probably, because I have my prescription already. You don't even know, just get your- No, no, I have my perception already.

I just haven't had a chance. What is it? You know what it? You don't even have to go anywhere. But I know, it's not far at all. I have to do is go to like a fucking thing. I mean, or you can just online order some fucking glasses.

I just, I'm just, you could pick up, your prescription is probably so low. You could find prescription glasses on a rack at a mall. Like literally. Like they sell. It's so much better. Like, they literally sell like minus one, minus two. The odds of the, of your eyes being exactly the same is.

That's why those reading glasses. glasses are so shitty because the odds of your eyes are going to have the same problem. What is I don't know what better could be. So what you could do is snap them off and then make great. Two completely different lenses. One big ass lens, one small one. I mean, fuck it if it works, man. But yeah, you just do it already.

That is my aesthetic right there. What's what's what you having glasses? I don't want to know what better is. You don't want to just have a better life? Because you know, you know, you know how people's lives is significantly improved? when they can see better. Statistically... I can't believe that.

It's almost like one of your senses being restored is a pretty big deal. It's significant people's lives... Because it's like... They make more money. It significantly improves their lives. More money. They fuck more men.

They fuck more men. They fuck more men. By 100%. That is... That is true. They went from not fucking men to fucking men. 200% increase in fucking men. That's crazy.

You just see me. They're just more beautiful to you. You're like, wow. That's so sad. The idea of like you're just not knowing that men were attractive and then you put glass on you're like, yo, I thought men were women and women were men. Holy shit, dude. It's crazy.

I wouldn't even. Your optologist is like glasses should do that. It is, though. It's doing that. It's doing that for real. It's not me. It's getting some cues. It's getting some cues.

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what the alien ant farm guy did, wrote in. He says, hello Majin Boo, Super Boo, and Kid Boo. That's right. That's fucking wild. I forgot about the alien art form guy. Didn't he piss? No, I think he made a fan like touches general. Didn't he piss? What are you talking about?

That was that girl that pissed on that fellow. Oh, that was brass against the machine, I think. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That one chick, yeah. That was a crazy fucking video. And that guy was like, yeah, he's like so happy. He's getting pissed all over.

He's literally a piss drinker. Yeah. It's not often that you see that. It's funny. You look at the guy, too, Oh, yeah. Of course. Oh, yeah, you like piss.

Of course. He has like the phenotype of like a piss drinker, I think. You kind of look like, oh, what's his name? Harkonan. What's his name? Harkonan. Yeah, yeah. Where's he from?

Baranakonan. What is that from? I don't, I know that name. It's your Dune. Yes. Yeah. Okay. That's what that guy looked like.

I was like, what the fuck, Harkon? That's funny. You knew the name so well, but you didn't think of Dune. I couldn't think of Dune. I was like, I know that name. That name sounds cool. I remember hearing that. It's frustrating when you hear something that you like, he's like, I know I know that.

I know what this is. It's like earlier, literally, before we were recording it. You said, what was it that you said from Skyrim? I've been hunting and fishing these parts for years. Yeah, I was like, I know that that's what is that fucking from? It's like, obviously it's from Skyrim. Yeah. But I remember that because Jaylon would always say it.

Every time I was asking like, how you doing it? I don't know, man. Jaylon would say that? Yeah. Jaylon's a fanatic of that game. It would just be like, it would be like a like a, like a, like an idiom that he would bring up whenever things were rough I'd be like how you doing

man it's like man I haven't hunted and vision in these parts for years fucking stupid I totally it's weird because I get it's incoherent but I totally understood it every single time it's really sad how whenever something bad happens I have to diffuse it with comedy or else I just I can't talk about it

I can't talk about it you're the thing for me that I've been I've been pulling out I was like back to formula. Back to formula. This isn't working. We gotta go. And it's just Spider-Man. It's literally Willem DeVoe.

But anyway, this guy writes and he says, Hey, Majen Boo, Superbu and Kid Boo. Despite Chris's comments about sparking zero, I'm personally excited that we will be able to create our own storylines and battles in the game and share them with other players. Is there a chance we get to, is there a chance we can get some fucked, created Dragon Ball stories from you three? You know how we homeless bums eat it up?

Dragon Ball. Did we ever do like a, rewrite of Dragon Ball? We have not, but why have we not? It feels impossible that we haven't done that. It feels like we could easily pretend like something didn't happen and we continue from there. Yeah. I like the idea of Vegeta going Super Sai when he fought Goku immediately.

Like it just completely ruined the whole entire series. We can rewrite, yeah, when Napa and Vegeta show up. Maybe we should start from Radits. We should start from Radits. We should start from Radits. Isn't there like an alternate thing where like Vigita's the one who like lands first? Yeah, I feel like I remember seeing that. That sounds like someone would do that.

It was like really well drawn. I remember. I can't remember. There's a lot of fan manga. That is a so well drawn. It's insane. It's unbelievable. How short would that scenario be though?

If Vigita came first? Well, he was, he's also, he hits his head too. So he's not like. Oh, Vigida lands instead of go. Oh, Lidgita. It's, it's Vigida lands. I thought you made instead of Radd. And then Goku takes Vegeta's place.

It's like a swap. It's kind of neat. Because Vito is still kind of a dickhead, but he's like really stronghearted. It's really weird. He's a stronghearted asshole. Yeah. He's like, you're a dick. But also like, I won't kill you because you're not a bad person.

I didn't read or anything. I just remember the aesthetics were interesting, just like him and the ghee. Yeah. That's like a kid. I was like, this is fucking so strange. Interesting. It's neat. But, uh, yeah, I don't know, man.

It's striking zero or sparking zero. I'm super excited for it, man. Can't deny it. Yeah. I'll play it at someone's house. You probably play it at my house, honestly. Very likely to come over and play it there. They don't have the two characters I'm hoping for.

I wanted, I wanted fucking giant muscle muscle face piccolo. I wanted giant piccolo from the new movie. And I wanted to be, No, they're going to be DLC, I'm sure of it. Yeah, he's definitely, they're never going to put him in.

Oh, they're going to be in it eventually. Because I saw a thing that was like, whoa, this game has more characters than we thought it did. And it's just like, it's all go to. It's like, it's like, it's like, 50 goos. It's like kid Goku,

kid Goku, teen Goku, Goku, um, uh, Goku right now. Right now. Right now.

Right now. Right now. Name all the Goku's. I think you could probably could. If you really put your mind to think about it, you can name all the versions of Goku. That's a really good quote.

Uh, kid Goku. Okay. Kikoku. Okay. Okay. So name them with their sand for their, their super same forms.

No, are we talking about dragon ball Goku or Gtoo? Yeah. You got to specify. Oh, right. Yeah. Yeah. Because there's Dragon Ball Kid Goku.

Then there's Dark Skin G.T. Goku for some reason. Dark skin Gt Gt. There's normal kid Goku. Um, and then I, there's, I remember Goku mid being a thing, but I don't remember what, Goku's Sel saga Goku.

Okay. Yeah, Goku mid. Then there was, I don't know. I just remember he was listed that way. Dragon Balls eat. That's why.

Some of Dragon Balls is the middle point. He's listed that way, but he's listed as a different character. I remember you know, that's so silly. Okay. But I think you got, you got a,

you got to type it down or something. Oh yeah, yeah. Because, like, it's going to get mixed up immediately. Yeah, yeah. It's Sweeney's handwriting on that thing. I'm just going to jot out the numbers. I think I know how many there are, actually.

I really, I don't know if I've, I'm not, I'm more culturally big into Dragon Ball. How many numbers do you, how many do you think there are roughly? Like, just if you had to get, because I'm pretty sure I can name all of them and I'll go off of the. Because there's K. K.O. Ken as well. But are there multiple KioKs? So, so technically, yes, because of super existing. Right.

is the mid because there's kid Goku. So excluding Keokane as a form. We're going to exclude all of the sand for the super sand forms. Those are not going to, those are just unnecessary. What? All the super sands aren't a. Because it's because it's like four super sane one goku's, you know.

Four super sane ones? Because four different records. It's like it's going to be Kid Goku super sand is going to be mid Goku super sand. It's going to be Dragon Ball Supergooku super sane. There's going to be end gooku super sane. So what are we talking about? What are we talking about the different goos? How many just go-koo characters you can select

that are not very so not even this form so you can't even do like rosé and all that gay shit you can do rosé you can do goku black that's a different character that's a different character

go-black is a different character would you count bardock and turdless as go-kos or no I kind of would but I have okay okay I mean but you can let's lay down all the

if you count those and you're counting Goku black then then gojita and Vegeta would have to be counted as well wouldn't go tanks have to be because he looks exactly like kid go-tent

would not be the different character technically but so is bardock and fucking his dad well his dad and fucking like they're not Goku and we count go-ten as well then okay but they count go-tet so you're gonna count golds this is unbearable to listen to you got to go-takes

what is this funny is it people literally so I think if we're being conservative okay let's not let's fuck Tirlis uh bardock what about Goku black Goku Black counts I think

Because he's He's definitely like But because he's literally Goku In a different timeline Goku so it counts For sure He's someone else in his body

So Base forms I think there's at least Not counting Super Saians Yeah I think there's like nine Nine okay So there's nine forms of Goku

So let's try to go through right now Not counting fusions or turlis Or fucking You know So we got Yeah So we got Goku from Dragon Ball

Then we got I don't think is going to have teenage goku as a character i appreciate that's not going to be a character teenage goku's never in anything yeah he's in anything so we got dragon ball z goku early mid um end then we got gt adult goku we got gt gt goku we got super goku who's super goku who's super gamaama super when i can go okay okay blue oh yeah yeah then we have super dragon ball all no we have um and then it's gohoo black Goku Black.

And I think that's it, right? And that's it. And that's it. Now, so you're saying for sure the, because if we're being conservative, does, um, beginning, mid end is that? They are all different characters you can select. Has I remember the last one. It was like early where he could just go Kalkan and he had like more of the Toriyama

as design where it was more rounded face. Okay. And then it's like a mid where he looks like a steroid monster where he just has all the muscles and shit like that. Okay. I think that's about right. that's about it. There are probably more than that. Can I think of more Goku's than that? So, yeah, that would technically be eight.

Eight? Oh, it's not ten? It's only eight? Well, let's so, so if you said, you're doing Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z early, one, two, three, right? That's three, that's four. There was the GT kid one, right? Yeah. And then there was the adult one. Mm-hmm. So that's six, right? Mm-hmm. And then you have Dragon Ball Z super. That's seven. And then Goku Black. Oh, wow. It's only, okay. Yeah. Eight. Those eight goos.

That's a lot of... It's still a lot of... It's still like... It's still like... And to mention all the fucking litany of forms that motherfucker has. It's a lot. Yeah. And those are like...

Those are characters themselves that you could pick. Yeah, they're all like available on the screen. So like... So you have SuperSane 4, SuperSaint 3, SuperSian 2, SuperCain 1. And you have Roche. You have SuperSane God. Then you have SuperSane God SuperSup. Yeah.

It's a fucking... Ultra Instinct as well. I don't... Those are going to be in a game? Are they show Ultrasseeing yet? There has to be... I can't imagine it wouldn't be. Why would it not be in the game? It would be crazy. It would be DLC. I'd maybe if anything.

But I think it's going to be. That will be in the game. Mark my words. It would be weird if it wasn't. If they got blue Gojita, that's definitely going to be in a game. Gojita, Vigito, um, Bardock and Turlis. So many fucking go-tos. It's fucking crazy. Probably super sane Bardock. Fucking, of course. I just look, I love, I love me some Dragon Ball, but I understand.

I understand what I'm looking at. I know what I'm looking at. I'm not. There's no myth in my mind about it. I'm, yeah. I'm there for that. I'm kind of, I'm be honest, man. I feel like, uh, uh,

fighter, fighter was a, I think I'm good. That's it. You're done. I think, I think it, I don't think it doesn't need to be any better than this.

I don't know. Just, just in my, and, look, yeah, that was exactly what I wanted, really.

I'm kind of, I love Budakata and Kaiichi, but the thing I love about it is having people over and playing with them. Yeah, and this game just doesn't have that quite yet. Um, whether or not they'll fix that for Pro PS5 pro or whatever I don't know maybe

But like I just feel like Oh yeah the PS5 pro For 700 bucks Oh Yeah I know it's weird when I see people I think people misunderstand

When when people say get a PC instead I think they misunderstand Because I think they're trying to do like a one to one comparison as far as like price and shit goes You're not gonna get a good PC for $700 Of course not I think people keep missing And I want people to correct

I don't see anybody ever correcting saying No, if you're going to spend this much on a console, might as well just invest a few hundred dollars more on a PC Because here's the thing, if you're buying something that expensive, you're probably charging credit in the first place. So if you're charging credit, what's a few hundred or just $1,000 more for this amazing investment versus this console that you're only going to have

For a handful of years before the next generation comes out? Right. So the idea is to... Let's see at this point, you know, what about your graphics card now? Because if you're not... year. 29. It's not that far away.

And that's really not far. You figure we're halfway through the gen if they're putting this out now. Right. So 2020, four years, probably another four. Because that's kind of how it was with the PS4. Yeah,

because 20, wait a minute. The 4 was 2016. The pro was, the pro was 2018. No, no, 2017. The pro was like 2016,

2017. I thought it was 2018. No. No, because I remember. The pro came out on the time of Red Dead. No, it did not. No, no. The pro came out when

The pro came out when I bought it. That was my first PlayStation that I bought, and we lived in the Glendale place. Oh, you never had a PS or regular PS4? No, I always played it at a friend's house or... 2016? I don't know. No, Chris, you had the Spider-Man one.

That was your first one. No, that was my second one. I gave my first one to Jalen, remember? Was it a pro? It was a pro. Yeah, I never owned the base PS4. I promise you. Let's figure it out.

PS4 Pro. I thought that shit came out like 2018. No, it's 2016. I thought it came on to say my rent it. That's when I got it at least then. Damn it. Yeah, like I got mine in 2018. I thought it came up, but you know.

November 10th, 2016. The pro? I remember. I remember because I bought it, I bought it shortly before or shortly around the time that I got the switch, which like I got it a little bit later. But it was when we were living in the Glendale apartment.

I remember. Wait, you bought it around the switch? Around the, like it was out for a while before I bought it. But I got it around the time of the switch. So like you got it in 2017. And that was like March 2017, something like that. So it might have been like maybe a month or two before or like a month or two after. But it was, I remember living in that apartment with it.

And we lived in that apartment from summer of 2016 to October of 2017. So fucking, you're telling me that the regular one was only out for like three years. The regular one was, it was 2013. Yeah. So it was out for like three years before the pro. Yeah. I don't remember that at all. I got my PS5.

It was really quick. It was really fucking fast. The PS4 was immediately gimp. December, December of, around Christmas time. Like, Black Friday, I got my PS5. You got it, you got it, I think, 2016 Christmas, I think. Or like around that time. Because I remember you were playing it in the apartment.

Yeah. At, yeah. Because I didn't get one earlier because I had a PS3 and I broke in. I was just not going to get one any time again. Yeah, because you were playing it in our apartment. Yeah. I think I was a fucking addicted to Skyrim and my fucking, yeah, Overwatch.

Watch. I remember that. I remember. Queer. Queer for one. Queer for one. That it sucks. Gay for watch.

That's like over queer. Homo watch. There we're going to. There. It just took a minute. It took a second. It's so much better now. Wow.

Look what we sculpted. But yeah, no. It's so you figure like, yeah, 2027, 2028. It's probably going to be the next PlayStation. It's not worth it. The lack of this drive, I understand the no. Oh yeah, $180.

If you want to have it, that sucks. 80 bucks if you want to have it. It's 80 bucks for the disc drive. Yeah, so I honestly, how do you, how do you, how do you, how do you, how do you understand that work? How do you, you just plug it in? No, it's like a, it's like a, it's like modular so you can swap it out. Um, so you could take the disc drive out and then just put in what I think is just like

a better hard drive or like more hard drive space or something. Um, yeah, I don't know. I don't really see a reason for it necessarily. It is one of those high-end kind of optional pieces of hard because even the PS4 Pro only sold like, that was like maybe 10% of the PlayStation 4's overall sales. So this is definitely for people who are just like, they don't really see the value in a PC and they don't want one. They want a better PlayStation and like, yeah, go ahead, I guess. I don't really see the purpose in comparison to the PS4 Pro though, I got to say. Just because the whole point of this is to, the whole point of this is to be like, oh, well, you can get performance and quality.

You don't need the mode switcher anymore. But for me, I'm like, my games could look like shit and run great and I'm fine. As long as they run well for me. Yeah, like I'm totally, I don't give it. I play old games all the time. So I don't really care if, as long as I can get that 60. That's the most important feature for me in a video game now. So if games from now on continue to have like the option to go to performance, I'm just like, well, I don't need.

Like the whole point of the PS4 Pro was that like you got that choice. Like they used to do the thing. Before it was just like no 60. It's all quality. It's 30. But it runs really well. But the PS4 Pro is like, well, now you can choose. It's like, oh, yeah.

Right. I want that choice. But now it's just kind of like, ah, you know, I'm going to get one for the show. It depends on how much you get back for, like, a trade in. Like, if I trade in my PS5 and I get back an actual good, like substantial chunk off of it, I'm down. It's game. It's probably like, hey, here's 45 cents. No, I think, I think actually they would, I think right now people are.

But why would you trade in for like 400? Yeah. Like what, what, like. I play games on my PlayStation, but granted, but like what, when you have a computer that is so much significant, like, I don't understand why you. That's why. That's what Lillian keeps saying.

Just like, just, well, just you personally, like a person that doesn't have a high-end PC like you, I understand that they might be like, I'll make that investment. It's, you know what it is?

It's the same thing with the iPhones. It's the idea of the channel, oh, it's the newest one. And I've broken free of that where, like, I don't even, I've broken free of that where I'm like,

I don't really even care anymore. like my iPhone, I have like a 12, 13. But if you're comparing it to that, then why are you considering getting a PS5 Pro? I don't understand. Just honestly simply for just getting another one, just like streaming a few times and you use it as a tack right off from being honest.

But I mean, it's... But also, I can save the money as well. I'm probably not going to get it. It depends. If there's some cool bundles, hopefully there might be something. If you're a collector, I understand that too.

By the same time, it's like, I don't know. I like new hardware. I think, I obviously am on the show. I'm on a place. show, so I'm going to get it.

Yeah. I also am in the market for another one because I want one for this office so I can stream it because it's kind of annoying. I've been playing a lot on PlayStation because I'm trying to platinum stuff and it's just like, I could be getting a lot more use out of this

if I could stream it. Doesn't hurt that it's apparently going to be, I'm sure it's going to be better. I'm sure there's going to be like a, it's one of those things where it's like, I don't know if that, that video that they made just is going to justify it.

No, because it's like YouTube compression. Like I've seen games. We've all seen games like in trailers and then seen running and you're like what the fuck it looks so good running and I'm sure that's going to be a situation too it's like you're going to see games like oh wow this looks really fucking great on base hardware but there's no sexy way to show that off in a YouTube video there's no real way that you have to see that in person but also just like listen but also here's the thing too it's like 700

is a lot and I really I don't really see a good justification for that when you can just wait if you're just like a normal player I really don't see the purpose if you have the console already, I don't think it's worth it. I don't think you're going to need it. And also, there's people, like, if you really want to take advantage, because people have large televisions now, they're not really getting all that they can. I think they really, if they really want to, they need to switch to OLED. They need to now, like, if they, it's too expensive, though.

So that's why most people don't have these big ass OLED TVs because they're thousands of dollars. But if you really want to get out of, like, so you have these machines that look phenomenal, but people are trying to play them on these big ass TVs, you're not really. really, they're getting to a point where it's kind of like, you have to, my TV, O-Len. So it's probably, I think it has to be. It depends on how much does you spend on the TV?

I think I have an O-Lead television. I think I have an O-Lead. If you have O-Lead, like, you can, you know it was O-Lead by if it was really expensive. That's all I say. I do that. If it was under $1,000, it's not. It's not. It's not.

No, there's no way. If you, if you have a big TV and $100,000, they lied to you. It was definitely not under $1,000. It was definitely more than $1,000. Oh, you said it was more of a thousand. So if your TV is more than that... I just don't remember. I don't feel like it has to be.

Pretty much everything... Would you think my TV's OLED? Your TV? I don't know. I don't know how big it is. I don't know what your TV is. How big is your TV? 60s... If it's in 60s, 70s, and it was over $1,000,

then probably because I bought a... Like, mine is not OLED, and I bought a 65 for like $400. You know what I mean? Like, if you're getting an OLED, though, that's easily $1,500. or something. So, like, it's, they're pretty expensive still. Once people switch over, I feel like people really get to truly experience how, like, when you're seeing some stuff, like, shown back to you, like, this looks so amazing. And then they're getting at a home and they're like, how come mine doesn't

look like this? I'm like, well, you just kind of have to catch up a little bit. So I feel like someone just needs to, someone just needs to make the decision. If you're going to get a PS5 pro, I hope you have a really good television too, so you can really take advantage of it. And also, if not, maybe just wait for the PS6, and by that time, OLEDs will be cheap, you know, so think about that. One thing I will, yeah, one thing I will say is, like, the whole, like, disc drive thing. And people are like, I'm just going to go to PC. It's like, that has even fewer.

Well, there's no, there's no, there's like, you still have to buy a disc drive. Yeah, you'll, you still have to buy a drive or, in all likelihood, you're going to go to steam. Yeah, which is all digital. Like, I don't know. Digital is the way things are going. Like, you, they're still going to make physical games. We still have CDs, okay? So physical games aren't going away.

But everyone's, dude, it's, it's, no, the, the, the, the digital is the way the marketplace is going to be. I think obviously we need to preserve physical media. 100% we need to preserve physical media. Because right now I'm going through the thing where I had a bunch of games in my STS, and I just can't get them anymore. Because I forgot to email it or it's something like that or they shut down the marketplace eventually. And those games are in the ether. Yeah. That's money that spent that is just fucking floating around somewhere that no one can use.

Even if someone stole the account, it would be better than the fact that no one can use them. That is frustrating, yeah. So I think there's a point in buying a game you have a physical copy of. I think that is a respectable thing to do, but it is just not the future. It's not the future.

It's gonna pan out. At this point, it's clearly just for collecting. Yeah, for sure. It's just clear to me, and preservation, I almost feel, preservation, absolutely, but I feel less, I feel like. I wish I, side note,

I wish I got a physical copy of Concord. Oh yeah That's probably gonna be worth it I wonder how much People are charging for Concord Physical Right And see but that's exactly They took it off shelves already

Is it already gone? Yeah two weeks later Dude that shit was fucking That was incredible That's uh It's gonna be one of those studied things right Like in like in economics I think this is gonna be like

Is it really Was it really That's it was so bad It was just such a perfect storm of shit Of like an unfortunate To Because really when you think about it it shouldn't have died that quickly.

The way that it did, but then at the same time, the perfect storm of shit, you're like, oh, you understand why it died so quickly. $174 on eBay. See, that's why, like, you have to,

fuck. Like, that's why I like buying physical shit. Me, it's more for the aesthetics than preservation, but that is cool as fuck. If you happen to be one of those people that bought, you're like, oh, shit.

Yeah, if you want a complete PS5 collection, that's going to be one. Yeah. You know? So, like, I like that. Nuts. When I look at, you know, everybody here,

when you look at your collection, you're like nice. Like when you just see your stuff lined up, and you're like, nice. And so that's the only reason why. I think of the things is really important. It's nice. Yeah. Here for me,

like I read comics online, but I do love like, I always eventually buy my trade paperback of my comic. Yeah, my fucking, my, uh, yeah,

um, oh my God. I, what are they, when the, when the series is complete, what do they call it? Trades.

Yeah, the, like, I don't know why my brain just like an omnibus or something like that. Yeah, but yeah. But whatever. It's,

that shit looks dope. It's all lined up. That is the one feature I have in my house. I have that. Like, none of my house is mine. My house is, you've been to my house.

It's like a girl's house. It's like a girl's house. And like, you go to court and you see like a D&D ship and minis and in comic books. And I'm like, this is all I got. Right.

Is this me and you guys? Right. Or alone. Yeah. Right. It's just me, you guys. And it's a bunch of flowers and she fucking pumpkinified the house.

Yeah, it makes me so upset. Yeah, it sucks. You don't have any test goals. I was going to say something. I lost it. I gave him a way for fucking happiness. Yeah.

Oh. I don't know if I'm happy. I'm paying most of the bill so it's whatever I want. You know what I mean? It must be nice, bro. The 50 split is crazy. The collection thing. I,

yeah, I'm kind of like, because when I go home and I see like the, my game collection, because I left all of them at home. Like, at least all the boxes because I'm just like, it's kind of tedious to pack that.

When I first moved, when I moved from like yonkers to upstate and I had to pack all my games. Lost much shit. No, I just remember being like, this is really tedious. And this is like the bulk of the packet. It's like getting all this shit square. I was like, I'm good.

So when I came here, I was like, I'm leaving this. I'm leaving this enshrined in my house. It's safe here. Yeah. It's fine. I'll inherit this one day. But I thought about that. I thought about going through like, just as like a hobby just to do something,

almost like in the way that people paint Warhammer Middies. I thought about like trying to. for all the games that I have on Steam and all the digital games that I have on PlayStation, all the digital games that I have on Xbox, almost like maybe like buying a bunch of empty cases and like printing the art and like doing shit.

Just to build like, you know what I mean? Can you still burn games to this? Well, I wasn't gonna burn. It's more about the boxes. It's the body. And having like a show. Because even I just forget like, do I have that? Like even I'm like, do I own this?

Because I'm on everything. Bro. Can you do that? I can... Maybe. Because I would... My most computers don't have disc drives. But it's to have...

Because I feel like... Because the thing is that like... I don't know. I think I have one. I just don't... I actually agree with him or I'm more concerned about the box. The case. Oh, the case...

No, for sure, the aesthetic of it is very important. I have, like, all the fucking games digitally. Dude, I even thought... I thought, I thought I was like, did I let somebody borrow my Assassin's Creed Odyssey? I was thinking for a long time. And then when I finally plugged in my PS4, I'm like, oh, no.

was digital. I just forgot. I thought I had it. Yeah, because for me, it's like, and I was like, oh, I think I would have bought physical, because to me, I like, I like the case, right? But I, I, I, I kind of don't like the fact that I have, I'm married to the disc and that I got to make sure the disc is, is okay. And the disc doesn't degrade. And that I can, I could lose the disc. And then I have, oh, if I want to play it, I have to go up and like, you know what I mean? It's so convenient to just start shit up. Sure. But I do miss the case. So I mean, I'm like, I don't know, maybe I'll just buy a bunch of cases and maybe like I don't know print out some stuff I don't know I'm curious I'm very weird because I'm also I'm in the middle because I have like physical media is so important to me because I feel like

physical media is what truly helped me get into the mediums I love you know like everything I really enjoys I got scared though you were going to throw a gun at me or something like that throw a gun I was like what the fuck it moved too quickly it shoots after it makes contact that is that's like a borderland The gun that shoots more guns. I think there was a gun that shot guns. It's so stupid. I don't know. I feel like it's so important to have physical media. I just, I don't, because I don't think

I would have gotten anything. You're not wrong, man. I would just beat my dick only. I would never write comic books. I definitely wish. It was all digital because it would have been so much like. I wish I kept more of my physical media for sure. Oh, yeah. I like Nintendo's everyone was going to keep it going

in physical media. All my PS2 games. I sold like, I had a 50 and I sold them. I sold to pay the bills. I quit some job. So then I was just like It's time to be real But it sucks

That's gone now I was like I can't believe Because there's some games That like I'm not gonna find these again Like it was one of those things Where it's like Okay I can find a Resident Evil 4

I can find like the big games But like there's like Oh dracking guard Like I'm not gonna fucking find that dude I'm not gonna fight Like there's some games That makes me so sad I know that game

It's probably worth mad money right now It's like ah well There you go The idea Def Jam I wish I still had that Five for New York You know I know I can find it back to evil Have you heard that you saw that

It was that evil I was like, what the fuck is happening right now? Yes, people understand how fucking dope this game is. It's like, why is that game? It's fucking good. It's not a good strategic game, but like it is just, that's a good time. Snoop dog tap dancing on someone's back and then doing a backflip is one of my favorite moments in video games perpetually. I just, man, I can't fucking believe Def Jam icon, the third one.

I don't even remember the third one. It's the biggest pile of shit. So I stole that game from Amazon, right? When I worked at Amazon, because, you know, fuck Jeff Bezos. Like, but hey, also shout out to Amazon. They gave me a refund for something that was well outside of the refund thing. I called them. And I was like, yo.

Because I, oh, I was telling you guys, I fucking got out. Give them the money. We'll just fight a shop lot. Exactly. I got lazy and I bought, I was like, I'm going to buy this PC from Cyber Power because it's a really good deal. And something's wrong with it. and we can't figure out what it is. We thought it was the motherboard.

Swapped it out. It wasn't the motherboard. Amazing. And I was like, hey, you guys want to try to swap anything else up? But they're like, well,

the only problem would probably be the motherboard. So I don't see a reason to swap anything else out. And I'm like, well, you want to just try anyway? You know, like, it'll be hard to get it approved.

I'm not like, I can't think I can give you another arm A. And I'm like, wait, just fucking, but I couldn't figure out what it was. I was saying, could you just swap out the fucking processor or something?

Because I swapped out the graphics card. I put in my 3060 and it was still doing the same problems. They swapped out the motherboard so I'm like, what the fuck's the problem? Anyway, long story short, I just called Amazon and I was like, yeah, you guys just take this thing back? I don't want it anymore. Yeah. And first I was kind of, I was like, no, because, you know, fucking Ashley, but her real name is Sandeep. She fucking answered.

And I was like, fuck. Like, she's not going to give a fuck enough to help me. She's just trying to get by, you know? But then she actually was like, hold up. I got you. And so shout out her, not shout out fucking Amazon, dude. Shout out. Shout out people making people's days better, man.

Yeah, shout out. Like, she literally didn't really have to help me because my shit was totally out of warranty. Yeah. R. R. is fucking, like,

like, I got my 2080, and it was fucked out of the box. I was like, you gotta be kidding. Such an expensive card at the time, too. That's what I'm like, damn, man.

I can't fuck. I'm never again. Fuck graphics cards and how much they fucking cost, man. It's insane. It's honestly, the main reason why, like, I just kind of...

I see, you just kind of like, fuck it. Yeah, I'm just like, whatever. My PC's strong enough for what it is. I'm gonna... Whatever. Now that I'm going back... When you need to change it, change it. Until then, fucking let it ride.

I'm gonna, I'm gonna wait so long before I changed it. I have to change it. I have a 3080 right now. I think I should be fine for like... No, you are fine. I have a 3060, which is actually fine too. Like, I was running a Wukong and at very high and it was actually okay. Yeah.

I couldn't put... Space Marine looks crazy. crazy on that game's dude on my PC it looks like a fucking movie's happening yeah it's insane I'm a little sad though I'm a little sad though I'm a little sad though I'm I upgrade a monitor and then I had the 4070 was like actually compared to the 3060 I was like oh wow so I'm a little sad so I think I'm gonna just I'm return the PC my money back and I will just buy it just one card and then leave it for because everything else is fine it was just I just wanted to have I was giving that PC to Jojo like here you go

you can finally stop using your gay little laptop, you know. And then now I feel bad because I'm like, sorry, I need my shit back. I gave I gave Lily's cousin my computer because he says he's, he actually does cybersecurity. So he asked for his job. He genuinely needs a computer. Yeah. And I was like, I might as well get a new one. So I got mine.

And then we started doing a show in person. And I'm like, well, I can open Baldur's Gate three four times on this, I guess. That's cool, but I don't even use it enough Because I don't know a PC game I haven't connected the PC gaming in a way Like people have you I just don't have that connection with it yet I'm like I like it I don't have it either It's cool yeah

Because I get the because I get the fucking It's incredible I get the turn fucking um It's incredible man I just Turn Lee into a fucking lactating fucking woman with three dicks You know that's hilarious to see that being played But like the dumb shit I do after I beat the games It's just like it's and then the stupid TikToks always draw me back in

this shit because then I'll see things I keep seeing people do the crazy shit in mercenaries in Reserville 4 and I'm like like the the modding in mercenary it's next level the dumbest fucking shit I've ever seen people modding in like everything attacking them at once and shit like just yeah things that should I'm like I play mercenaries last night oh you did I play mercenaries all the time because every time I get mad I'm like I'm gonna go beat up conquerors and I go and I beat the fuck out of those Spanish people. I want to make them black somehow. I want to make them black somehow.

Do you make a black in Spanish? Yeah, it would be like beating up my uncles. It would be really cool. I don't know. I don't have that connection to it yet, man. I try. I really try to like, because I have fun playing PC games. I'm not like somebody's like,

I don't want to play them. But like, I've only fallen in love of maybe three games on PC really. Like, I really want to play this all the time. I'd rather just go. play console. I'm gonna get bail guard on PC. I think the thing for me is like it's

it's simple and it works more often than it doesn't. Like there's like a lot of times that I want to play a game and I'm just like there's like some fucking I got to update the drivers and then I'm immediately pulled out of the mood of even wanting to play it in the first place. It's also the fact that this is my office. That's true. Like I just work in here. So it's just kind of like I don't know I kind of want to be in my living room and chill.

And I get that there's way. I know you can set up a PC in the living room and I get it. Of course. But like it's kind of in elegant. You know, no, I know how a lot of people working on your rig, they also don't want to relax on their rig too. I get it. Yeah. That is some things that I, um, I've thought about that shit myself. And, uh, I actually felt nice using the steam deck on the couch. Dude, yeah. And fucking, uh, shout out to that console, man. That thing's, we praise that thing so much. It's cool shit. Yeah. Yeah. I haven't, we haven't followed up with you. Yeah, I haven't, um, I haven't done anything special to it, but I just been like playing some, uh, casual. Like, I was, um, I've been, I've been, I'm obsessed with. I'm obsessed with. Yeah. I have been, I've been, I'm obsessed with. the NBC2 right now. I'm just, I feel like I'm going insane because I'm like, oh, no, I'm watching hours of content and playing. And so I look like an insane person that if you look on this computer screen or you look on the television, it's just crazy shit and then I'm on here. So I look

like a crazy person. I was like, oh, no, I got to stop. Like you're looking up a guy if I'll play it to see. I've definitely done that. Looking up a guy on playing the game at the same time. I did that for I did that for like some of the Mass Effect trophies because I'd platinum two Oh that's dope Oh nice Yeah that was the one that I was like

If I'm gonna platinum any of these It's two for sure Right Platinum three also Nah Who you smash Who you smash in two Oh Jacob

I don't think I did it I think I think I just kept going Because I started something with Leara In the first game And I was like I guess You didn't smash She's fine with it bro I just didn't care

Like I was I was I was so this time, like, the first time I played Massifick, I was an asshole. And I would, I was, I was trying as much shit as possible. But this time I was like, I was actually was like, I've got a war away. Like, I was like, I was really so into it. He cosplayed, but you really are beat him.

You were like, I'm gonna. I really, yeah, because there's more serious things happening. Because I've played that way so many times. You know, I've, I've done the Mass Effect like slut run. I know. I can't win the war if my pee don't get touched, bro. I'll be too distracted. I lost Jack's loyalty, though.

How? Because I didn't have enough paragon points or renegade points to like settle an argument between her and Miranda. Oh, so you guys. Oh, right. So I was like, fuck. Oh, because you had to side with somebody. Yeah. And so I was just like, I cheated at that point because I was like, I'm so far into this game.

I want a platinum bit. How can I avoid her dying? And so I looked at up. There are ways. Oh, yeah. You have, like, say, have somebody escort. You basically can't put her in charge of anything, basically. Right.

It's basically what it boils down to because she'll die if she's just not loyal to you. Did you ever, did you have the problem? I don't know, maybe, because maybe they fixed it because it was definitely a bug. And, like, say, specifically Morden would just die. On the Citadel. He would just, it would just be like, oh, some of the people didn't make it. It would cut to that part when it's the end, you know, you're running back and then things are exploding.

Some of the people didn't make it. And it'll just show Morden dead. You're like, I have loyalty. There was no reason, but he'll just die for no reason. I didn't have, I didn't have,

I didn't run into that problem. So they must have fixed it. But this was a problem back in the day so you'd have to run your suicide mission again because he would just sometimes randomly die. The fact that people could die, so much, which was like,

oh, people aren't supposed to die here. I was so confused. I was like, people die. Like, sometimes I was like, I lost like four characters. And I'm like,

what? Dude, you can, like, if you don't lose, you can lose everybody. You can actually even die a shepherd. Yeah, yeah. And then there's just no Mass Effect 3. You didn't know that? Yeah. So you can.

I thought it was built for you to serve everyone to survive. Yo, dude, if you, it's an Easter egg death, essentially. Dude, if you, I'm not even exaggerating. If you play that game with the goal of fucking up the suicide run, the suicide run is hilarious. It's so funny. Because there's people falling left to the right. They're dead. You get laid.

The ship gets lasers. and people fucking shit falling on people. Jackdyes instantly. It's fucking hilarious. It is wild. They don't upgrade your ship. Don't do any loyalty missions. Wait, what?

We don't even have characters. Don't even have some of the characters. Yes, so you can. You don't even have Zaid. You won't have, uh, for your kids. Yeah, so you, so basically everyone that, that, um, I don't know about Kassumian Zaid because they're not in base Mazzavik, too. I don't remember if there's a way to fuck them up.

But they probably, I think there is a way. I think they all, um, I think they die on the ship. before you land. And if you don't upgrade your ship. Yeah, just explodes or something. And then so everybody, everybody dies and then Shepard doesn't make the jump.

When you're supposed to jump to it? He doesn't make the jump. He makes a jump, but then they're getting shot at it. Or something, and then he falls or something. Tell him, or something like that.

Please Joker, stand up, run a marathon. And then it ends. And then the game ends as if, as if Mass Effect 3, you're going to play as Joker. It's kind of how that game is,

because, like, Joker's, like, looking out, at space with all of his dead team. So it's like a little cool little thing. Just like in the third one, you can fuck up if you, you know how you have the choices, right? Yeah. So you can not choose anything by shooting at the little catalyst kid. Wait, what?

Yeah. So shoot up. I would have done that. Yeah. That was. I'm going to do that. How did you not organically try it? That kid, I hated that thing.

Because I was like, oh, let's save the universe. It's that kid from the beginning. I was like, ew. I was like, I can't believe they did this. They ruined my experience. I'm like, it's like contact that stupid movie. like, I'm going to project shit that you know onto you. And it was almost like that in a way that I'm going to project this stupid kid that's been plaguing you essentially.

And I'm like, fuck this. So I shot at the kid and he's like, fuck, he says fine. Like he gets all like distorted. And then they destroy everything. And then there's like a like a little, watch it. Go do it. Go do it. Just watch it.

You don't have to play. I'm not going to play that whole 75 hour game again. No fucking thank you, dude. Just watch it on YouTube. It's fucking wild. I'll do it and I'll report back. Yeah. I'm 15 hours in already.

Because I was like, oh, I've come so far, might as well save the universe. That's why I was, I was like, might as well save the universe. I mean, at the end, I might as like, the idea of that is like doing all the shit, getting so high paragon and being like, no. No. I got to know something. The long game. So, so Legion's loyalty mission, what did you do with the Heretics? Do you remember?

Oh, I, um. So you can keep them alive. I think I rewrote them. You kill them? If you want the best ending in three for that arc, yes. I don't care about Legion at all, to be honest with you. But, okay, okay, that's fair. If you don't care about Legion, then I guess the, if you don't know, did you ever complete three?

I beat it once. Okay. I don't know. I really remember three. The Legion again. Can you remind me who Legion is again? Legion's the fucking The geth

The Geth with the flashlight head Oh yeah The other one So you have to In his loyalty mission You have a choice on Um You say you reprogram the heretics

Or you destroy them Yeah And your choice significantly affects Legion's arc In the third game Like so that But not just Legion

Like that's why it's so significant You affect all of the Gets It affects it Well it is so It is such a brilliant thing That they did in the game That I actually the first time I played Mass Effect 2.

So I made the mistake of thinking, well, yeah, I'm not a heartless. I don't want to destroy all these people. But then it's significantly, if you're a fan of Legion, I don't want to say anymore. Because since you don't remember, I want you to be surprised. Yeah, yeah, I'll look forward to it. Yeah. Because I really remember so little, like, as I'm going through it. But I also don't know if it's just because, because I felt the same way about two for the first 10 hours.

Because I was like, who the fuck is Kasumi? really, really, so I don't know if that's kind of what's happening. Was there DLC like that? The only thing, no, you would be like, so you'd be like, who the fuck's Javik? Have you met Javik yet? Because you can do that almost immediately. Javik? Okay, so, wait, no, no, no, that sounds familiar.

He's the Jamaican alien, the Prothian. Oh, yeah, yeah, she got him already. Yeah. So that's, see, I thought that's how you would have been, because he was DLC way later. So then you did. So it was really stupid because they, I remember being like, I don't remember this, but I also don't remember. a lot of what came before.

I have very little, like, two was the one that I was really obsessed with. And then three, I polished it off. I looked at my achievements from, like, back on the 360 to just to see, like, how long was I fucking with Mass Effect 3? And it was like, I started it in, like, August. And then I finished it in, like, March of the next year. And I was definitely not playing thoroughly. Yeah. I was, like, bouncing in and out.

So I have, like, a very fragmented memory of three. Interesting. Yeah. So it's all kind of new to me again. I think one of the reasons why people are so. upset about that game too because of how vanilla it was where Javik, okay, not significant, but also it would be nice if he was in the game for the beginning. Just because like, okay, he's a fucking protean. And then there's the Leviathan DLC, which explains where the reapers came from.

So imagine beating this fucking game and you never knew what the reapers were. Yeah. So it's stupid. I'm like, bro, that was vanilla. That's why a lot of people were like, I didn't learn. anything in this game and then I saw there was no fucking fruit you know they added that that extended

thing when you you know at the end the free DLC yeah so it was just like people were like yeah people are like what the fuck is this they're they're like so the Citadel DLC so the Seattle DLC so the what is that is that like retroactive DLC yeah

and so that was the last DLC they released it they released it in two parts and um it is or at least you had to download it in two parts or something yeah whatever it was just like, you know, because it was cool that you can beat it just before you do like the main mission or something because you're just getting shore leave, right? And have you, you're not far enough to do it yet, right?

Has, uh, has, have they, have they said that you, oh, you've earned shore leave? Because that's basically, no, I, uh, I'm doing right now. What the fuck am I doing? I'm in the middle of this Leviathan stuff. Okay, that. I found Java. Were you a Leviathan already? Yeah. I mean, I'm 15 hours in.

Like, I'm not like, yeah. It's not like the very beginning, but it's, I don't think it's. necessarily super d. Right now, right now. Who's the old white guy? I forget his name, not Anderson, because there's Admiral Anderson. Uh-huh?

Udina? No, he's the, just the, Admiral guy? Whatever, it's the guy that's above. He, he gives you, he's been there since the beginning.

I just can't remember his name right now. Fuck, I don't, yeah, they're just old white guy. Doesn't even sound familiar in the way you described. Somehow old white guy doesn't sound. But he's the one that like he'll, normally you'll hear his voice.

Hack it. Hack it. Oh, yeah. Admiral Hacket. Okay, right, right. There you go. So hack it. gives you guys shore leave.

And that's how you can activate the Citadel of DLC, which is, like so, that's just A1. I'm at a choice, I'm at right now, I'm at a choice that I remember, which is like Morden and the whole Genephage thing. So, like, now I'm like, okay. Oh, shit. So I remember this. So now I'm going to try and polish off everything that I don't recognize before I

go and do this because this feels significant. That's interesting. The Geniface is the, uh, it's the, what you call right? The alien species that you got to choose. The genifage is the virus that affects the Krogan. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That makes it like almost impossible.

That makes them like mega infertile, yeah. I'm wondering what did you do in the second one for, like, Morden's loyalty mission affects how that that plays out. It's so cool how they're all fucking, even just like running running through like the Grissom Academy and like seeing that guy that you saved in Overlord. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Just like this is sick. And they play the music again too, to kind of if you remember like there's the overload music and I'm like. That was the story.

The ending of the Overlord deal is really funny. disturbing. Like, actually, it was actually like, I remember being like, this is crazy. I kind of wanted to just put him down.

Yeah, I saved him. I figured, look at this guy. I figured this is going to play into something, right? And it did.

I was like, oh shit, this is sick. But so, what I did for Morden's thing in, yeah, like, so,

yeah, because there's the, there's the information. Yeah. So I told him to, I think, save it in case. Because I remember, because this is just something that I've always felt.

It's just like, better to have it and not need it. Right. And then Shepard says that verbatim. I was like, perfect. Right. It's exactly. I've never felt one to one with a guy. You're so cool, Shepard.

God fucking damn it. Fuck, I want to be you, Shepherd. So bad. But I don't remember how, like, I really, I have no memory of, like, how my initial playthrough of Mass Effect 3 went. Like, it's all like men in black from me. Like, I don't remember anything. Yeah, which is kind of cool. It makes me want to play.

You keep talking about it. And then I'm like, God, damn it. You can't possibly play that game. I'm 100 hours into the collection. So, like, yeah. Like, I put, like, 105 hours into, like, the legendary edition. And I'm midway through three or something. It's just giving me the bug because it's been,

because I, you know, the last time I played, I played one during the pandemic when it came out. And then I played just the intro to two because I just wanted to feel it. And then that's it. Because, of course, I played the fuck out of two. When I started playing two the second time, I just couldn't put it down.

Yeah. I just really, It was a mega playable game. I really just like some of the missions in, some of them, like the main, and three is the only game that were the main quest are actually good because the main ones, like the suicide mission's dope, don't get me wrong.

Right. But like, a lot of the main missions are kind of like, all right, and you like doing a lot of side shit. You like doing all the loyalty missions in two. That's what I, too is pretty much a lawyer pushing game. Like, my favorite point is being on Liarra's planet in three. like that mission is fucking I don't think you've hit it yet no no no but that mission to me it just

the the feeling it's like it's a feeling that you haven't really felt in that game yet maybe the intro of two but like it's just like this despair and there's something about it that is so I'm like damn your dad threatened me also oh yeah yeah in the bar I was like I was like I'm gonna kill this bitch like you have like a paragon option I was like I'm not gonna hit you in front of your daughter but like you're I'm fucking dick. I hit him. You didn't hit him?

No. I have a war to win. Did you, did you hit? So your dick doesn't work and your anger doesn't work. You're like, I got to say. I'm playing who I wish I was. Did you? Which is somebody who does not get sidetracked.

Did you hit the reporter? I don't even think I've found her yet in all the games, actually. Wait, are you serious? I have not talked to this person once. She like, she's so. Chris. I'm not joking. In your name, exactly.

In the first game, when you're in this, he's like, hey, can I talk to you for a second? You just run fast? She's fucking trying to get your attention. You're like, no. Commander Shepard, you're like, I have a war to win. I got it. Hold on the loose. No, no, no, no.

I remember it now. In the first one, I did, like, I just told her everything. I was like, I'm sick of these fucking people. Oh, so you didn't even. Oh, so you got a Paragon answer. Yeah, I was like, these people were holding me the fuck back. Fuck these people. Yeah.

But then after that, I haven't engaged with her at all. Okay. She calls her, like, shut up. I fucking knock her out every time. I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions. It's funny because I think in the third one, she actually misses one of your punches, she actually slips one of them before you hit her.

It's fucking amazing. Because she's like, oh, I'm ready. I've been knocked out in two prior games. And then so she slips one, and then you'd like get her the second time. It's so funny. Especially if you're a male ship, you're just punching the shit out of her.

That sounds like the future, baby. You could still have a paragon. rating by the end you're doing everything right butt punches woman you're fine you're going to heaven I hate this bitch so hard in her fucking mouth

but yeah no I I thought Sarah was such a cool bad guy man I thought Saran was like the lamest one Really? I like Sarah I don't know it's just like I don't know I guess retrospectively retroactive because I played Basra one last

so seeing Sarah it's like you're just a Turian Alright It's just kind of like He's so evil Even in comparison to some of the sides Even just like a Rack Night Queen or something It's just like, all right Sarah and I.

I thought Sarah was cool as fuck. Yeah. He's fine. I'm just remembering more and more of the Some parts of the three that I'm like, damn, that game's fucking, there's parts that like,

I like it so far. Like, there are missions that you haven't hit yet that I'm waiting for you to hit because like I'm just remembering these key moments where I'm like, this was so like grandiose to me. Like I'm thinking of some shit that I don't want to like

say it because even if you remember some of it, it won't feel as good as you just experiencing it again. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm like, you know, when you, when you beat it again, we got to come back and talk about it. I think, I really think it'll be a while. It is, it is the, the Rout and Rushmore of RPG characters. It says that game, Dragon Age, Baldra's Gate 3, man.

Yeah, but BioWare fucked up by. I think those three games are doing too well. The pinnacle of, like, character, like, companions being, like, really cool characters and having depth. Those three games just do it better than anything. Plus, you get the fuck the people you're around. That's all a plus It's really good It's really good

I like and even like The nitpicks that I have about it It's really more for like UI stuff Yeah Like it's just like because it is a little bit If it was made now It would be But if those same games

Are just uprest to what Game standards are now They'd be like perfect games I wish that they would do like The last of us Like they just keep fucking They just keep Re-reliasing

Put out the game Eight times You're like wow It's better every time I gotta buy it again In your house there's like eight copies of the game throughout God, I would do it too

I'm shameless in that way I would buy these fucking remastered I don't do that man I wish I did I don't do it for a while You wish you did I wish you did I wish I could fucking do it But I mean I can't validate this You but you at least own Skyrim for every console right? I own Skyron for Switch

No you don't No it's yours I do It's yours and you have it Oh I haven't given it It's been so long No I haven't I thought it was I thought it was

I love that. When someone key has something so long they think it's theirs. No, I do. You're just stolen. You can keep it, I guess. I'm not going to, there's no shot. I'm going to play Skyrim on the switch again. Especially now that I have a Steam Day. You can just play on Steam Day. Yeah. But for that brief period of time

on planes, portable Skyrim? Yeah. Good shit. I don't know how people could sleep at night knowing the Dragon Boards run around doing the shit they're doing. They don't know. That has to be it. That has to be just, God damn. The Dragon Board They hear rumors and then they can be like, it's probably not true.

Yeah, whatever. And it comes by with Malongbong's amazing. Kills you and traps your soul in the maze. I got to stop me. I'm trying to play new games and it just pulls me. I just, I'm like, oh, I want to boot up fucking Skyreb again. I want to play Best Big Three. I'll play basketball.

I'll play best. I beat the same eight games 46 times of fucking 50. I didn't even intend to do it. I was just kind of like, I was, I finished one for the first time. And then I was like, well, I'm already here. I'm already here. I might as well do two again because I love to do. And then I got deep into two and I was like,

I should plan him this. Yeah. Yeah. Like, well, since Tuesdays done, there's really one more game left. That whole truly is really good.

But like, yeah, there's something about, I know two is all loyalty missions, but like it's also kind of like the point. So it's kind of. Yeah. Yeah.

So for me, I'm like that that beginning and that ending are so good that it's like, it's, it's a rare thing when a game begins as well as it ends. Yeah. Because there's a lot of games that start off really well and end fine or terribly. There's a lot of games that start off whatever and great.

Like, Dune 2016 is another one. Where, like, Dune 2016 starts off perfectly and then at the end you're like, oh, I mean, all right. You know, just kind of ends. It's fine. But, like, Massifact II's, like, starts off so good and then it ends so good. It's perfect. Yeah. Like, it's too good.

The Lerner. Oh, it's a cool character. Oh, yeah, Martin Shee. I forgot how much I liked him in that game. His voice is perfect, by the way, for a character like that. Martin Sheen. I like him Like when he was thrown off a building

And fucking The Departed I don't know why I think about that shit a lot I think you think about him getting killed often I love that movie too I like Martin Sheen like his son sucks But like you know I like that Charlie Sheen called his white wife The N-word

I'll always be one of the best moments Inman of three I do like that I caught He said it out of anger I caught his Alex Jones interview live And I'll never forget that Because I was working at, I was working for the city of Glendale, actually. And I was like, I used to some water meter shit.

I know, right? I didn't know. But I was, I was working here. I was just following orders. Yeah, it's long story short. I just had a, I was like, I'm so fucking bored. They said, let our medians do donuts on the highway. And I said, fine.

Yeah, I was the one that. On the highway. Do you imagine? Yes, I can. We damn near. So yeah, I can imagine something that disastrous going on. And then them being surprised after that car gets hit. What's going on here?

What the fuck? What happened? Bro, what's going on, bro? What happened? Bro, my fucking Fiat, bro. What the fuck? My Fiat? Oh, man.

We've only done one question. That's good. I don't know. Was it really only one? We spent a lot of time on Mass Effect. It's hard not to talk about Mass Effect a lot. This is a Mass Effect oriented podcast. This episode is the Mass Effect.

We're not even going to name this any of these. This episode is just going to be called Mass Effect. It's not going to be called the Snart Tank. It was just as Mass Effect. We talked about Mass Effect and Dragon Ball. Mass Effect, Dragon Ball, and, um, I want to pull. Ryan Ruth. And then fucking and then fucking a Jimmy from my job.

Ryan Ruth's Mass Effect. I forgot that that was today. The I gym or Jeannie. Oh, I don't get, I don't get, that guy has to be fucking homosexual. He's gay as far. Everybody. He has to be homosexual. That is literally a theory.

You have to be homosexual. That's literally a theory that he marries Eventually, though. Him and the other guy from Bewitch, they're gay. They're both of them are gay. That was the whole theory. You got to be gay. Because you would be fucking that witch

with that twitchy nose and shit. You'd be twitching on your dick and shit. Like, the fact that... I remember the whole show now. That or that remember the whole show. That's like, wait a minute. And then downloaded it all back into my brain. She'd be like,

I think one of them was Major Nelson, Nielsen or something. I can't remember. Yeah, Major Nelson's Xbox Live guy. I remember his name is close to the Xbox Live guy. Hey, it's hilarious. Xbox Live's Major Nelson. Dude, it's so crazy how much of those shows I watched when I wasn't even close to be.

I don't even think my mom was alive when those shows were airing maybe. Yeah, you're not even a genie. Yeah, how crazy is that? Yeah, why do you watch IGU genie? You're not a genie. Yeah, that's stupid. Waste of time. Papa Jesus wrote and he says, hey, hey, hey, boys.

Growing up, I always knew Shakira had some. European in her because of her skin color, but I recently found out she's Spanish and Lebanese, so zero percent Colombian. This was my ACDC's Australian moment. That's crazy. Oh, so she's just like Columbia National? Yeah. You guys didn't know that. She wasn't, she wasn't Latino. She was American. I don't care. How the fuck would I know that? How would I know that? Yeah, why would you? Yeah, why would you especially you know that? But it's like if she like, if she like, if she, like, how would, you would probably just assume she's Colombian or something, right? I assumed, I assumed that she was, I thought she did.

I thought she was an artist that was popular. Let's let's, I'll look it up real quick. Well, so he continues, he says, so with that being said, have you ever been totally caught off guard

when you found out someone's ethnic background? I think really the ACD, there was something else recently. ACD. He's got me off guard. That one's funny. There was some,

there was some, there was some. Jayzie being Japanese. We already went over there. Japanese, that's right. That's right. No,

I don't know. Like, I mean, it doesn't surprise me that she's not, that, uh, that, uh,

uh, Shakira's not Colombian. I figured just she was Spanish and whatever. Vava Vak Rava Swami was absolutely. Eskimo was crazy. That's insane. He's an Eskimo. He's not Indian at all. Like it says, Shakira, blah, blah, blah is a Colombian singer. So she must be.

She might be from Colombia. She's a Colombian nationalist. But like so like that's that to me, I'm like, it would surprise somebody. Like, how would you know that she's Lebanese and Spanish? Like, how the fuck would you know that unless you're like a fan of hers? You know who's funny? I want to talk like that You make a nigga go mad

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You know it's hilarious. You just don't want to laugh at it. It's so funny. I got a word away. Your brain is so focused on saving the universe. I really have to stop the rapers. To defeat the Reapers. I wake up with the reapers.

You get the headache, the orgasm? I will say, dude, there's a... Yeah, I don't know, man. It's my sole focus. You roleplay too hard. You probably can't play D&D. Because you'll be like, no, I can't.

It's just like this time. I can't leave. I can't. No, we got to stop the fucking ASMR. We got to kill him. Gapaway, gap away, drain that homo's balls. The slime of rubbing cocks by black fsler i don't know what this is black fsler yeah i don't know anyway he says

good day snarkerinos a long time patron hopefully first time question answer uh asker i have a friend who somewhat recently told me a story about how his family had a recording of i think his very first christmas but that a few years later but that a few years later so what but that a few years later so when he was like five or six oh he's writing like he like he's speaking to us which is a little bit tricky. Okay. But that a few years later, so when he was five or six, he taped an episode of Big Bang Theory over that recording,

thus losing it for what I thought was the funniest reason possible. So you guys have any stories of stupid, mostly innocent shit that you did as a kid that could only have been done because you were a kid? First of all, that sucks. To lose like a home movie for Big Bang Theory. I almost don't believe it. I could totally believe it. Who would record that?

Who would record the Big Bang Theory? Not us. That show was one of the most popular shows ever on television. I believe, I've seen the numbers. I don't believe the real. Was that show big at a time when people were taping over things, though? That's kind of what's confusing about it. But maybe he used that.

Maybe that was like their means to end, you know? Yeah, that's interesting because. Are you like in Brazil where they just got the dream cast? They just got the dream cast in the favelas. They were so behind. I think Polyneson 2 does well there still. Oh, my God. Yeah

I don't know how to rap it My fool guy You know something like that Some fucking random I mean I really do think like I swear to God that's true They're like Playing Marvel versus Capcom on Dreamcast

Like you know There's people that do it Ironically Um They know they unironically Because they're like Oh this is the best version of Marvel's Capcom too

But them They don't have any choice They're just still playing They're like They don't get the money To play anything else There's three characters Like fuck it

We'll play can a fighter. We'll play 98. We'll just play KOF 98. That's all they have. Until the cows come home. To the cows come home dancing like fucking Brazilian. And then they're all,

that's the all they can do is either play KOF98 or try to join the UFC. There's literally the only two options they have. Those are your only two people. Or soccer. They do try to do soccer, but like there's too many of them doing soccer and then they just don't let any of them like win. If your name is messy or like Rinaldo, they don't care anymore. So you have to change your name.

even have a chance. Ronaldo is Brazilian, right? I have no idea, actually. I actually don't know anything about him. No, Messi is Argentine, I think. Or Chilean. Is he Argentine or Chilean? I think he's Argentinian.

I think that's right. I think that's right. I don't like him. Yeah. I'm sure he's got a little Nazi blood in all my bet. That's why he's so good. They really don't like, dude. Latin America is not a fan of Argentina.

I think it's so hilarious. It's how they're unanimcy. Like, oh, they're kind of the ones. I don't know, man. I just saw this, where was I? I was just at some store and then the fucking. The most Mexican guy I could see just with the messy jersey on and I'm just like, God man. He probably likes soccer. I mean well, but he's I don't think he likes messy. You know he doesn't like yeah he doesn't like soccer. He just like the jersey. He's like he's all. This looks cool. He's like I like the. And it has like some stupid like insurance company like jersey. They're so stupid. They just have like it. It's like the polos. I remember the polos back in the day. We like polo Japan. It's like, I don't fucking care about Japan. This is looks cool. And someone's wearing it. I miss those shirts back in. I wish. So I miss food. Dude. I miss. I miss.

Fubu. I used to Okay. Well, I was just you can say, like, I don't know if I don't know if I have an answer. I have one that was, but I really pissed my brother off because there was a show called Clarissa explains it all. I remember that show. So there was this one scene that he likes so much. I don't remember.

He just remember his dad, she had a brother named Ferguson, this fucking ginger. Ew. And like, he had this thing where he's like talking about like being an angel and a devil. I can't remember the scene. Somebody might remember this. And my brother loved that fucking. seen for whatever and we had those yakbacks. Remember those those yaks?

Oh, I know what you're talking about. I never had one. So he had that recorded and he was so happy that he had that, you know? So fucking crazy. And me, my retarded ass was like, oh, you know what would be funny? I'm going to record myself farting on this thing. And then so I showed him and he was so pissed that I recorded over his thing. He just balks

on your head, clothes, And you know, there was no DVR back in the day It's not like, you had to wait until that episode came on again in like a year And hope you catch that again And hopefully you catch you. Fuck you, you didn't even sell DVDs in this yet, you dick Yeah, it was pretty, it was pretty, but also You were laughing, you know, I thought it was hilarious

He thought, you know, but he was a menace to me so that was the least that I could do that yeah yeah that motherfucker ninja starred a jewel CD case at me like he tried to that's a weapon like yeah he tried to like blind me he scratch I have I have actually scars of him he dug into my skin and scratch like I saw my pink ass flesh he was a fucking savage dude he was a savage he hit me the eyes with a ray you know how there's like street fighters that fight dirty that's him that's insane that was me dirty my sister was uh my sister's 12 years older than me so she was not years older than my cousin.

Yeah. And she would just beat the shit out of us two little boys. And it would be like Goku and Vegeta fighting Broly. And just a loser. Just a losing. We're like, all right, Kingston go left. I can't see. I can't see.

I can't see. Knock my side away. He's like, all right, I'll go take. It's like fighting boo. He's like, all right, give me like one minute. Give me one minute. I can call grandma and grandma here to save us. Yeah, like see, I'll fight.

He fought like just a sloth. leasy like like you know probably like imagine there's like an back alley person selling organs and those people are probably really good at defending themselves because they get in so much bullshit he was like that like he would like win anywhere possible yeah throw like fucking

sand in your eyes and throw a rat at you and it would be gnawing at you and shit like throwing a rat and somebody to get them to lose focus and then you have a fucking what is it called a sledgehammer you just

Yeah, he was savage He wasn't like He wouldn't do fisticuffs And that's what pissed me off about him You fucking got honor Trying to fight an honorable bottle I'm trying to fucking like body this dude And then he fucking like

Like it said Dig into your skin And take it off A man crawls around your body Scratching and biting you You're like Ah Get off me

You're bigger to me How are you sliding on my body like this How are you doing this? Like he was always like You remind me of a What was his is a Voldo or VOLV?

The guy from a, from, um, uh, Soul caliber. Yeah, it's Voldo. He reminded me of that.

Like just this, like he would just do weird, creepy shit. I think the funniest thing ever is, I'd love the idea of someone crawling backwards up a wall. Like someone fighting someone, they go on all four. If you see that.

If you see that, I'm not fighting. And he hurts, that's not a, that's like, he's like, hurt himself in a corn over a wall. It's like,

That's a dead space scenario. That's not like something that you're not fighting. I'm completely turning with no effort. I'm like the Capcom. I'm just turning around like. I'd run. I put all my energy to running away. Yeah.

I wouldn't run away because if I run away, it might chase me. I can get faster maybe. I can get faster maybe. I feel like I would summon the strength to run very fast. I would figure it out. Fear running is a different thing. I'm going to read this next question.

Oh, yeah. But something I forgot to mention. Look up on YouTube. go to the look up the Mass Effect 3 IGN review Oh man Is it that bad?

No no no It's just funny It's just funny that it is what it is I feel like I know what this is But I don't remember It's something crazy It's just something that is funny to It's just amusing to us probably

Very likely You said three Yeah Mass Effect 3 IGN review Too much water It too much water Play it Mathspect 3

Far too much water. All right. So, Mass Effect 3 video review. Yeah. It's so weird seeing things like this. As the culmination of the Mass Effect trilogy created... Isn't that weird? It's so weird because he doesn't sound like that.

You could just... It's so weird because, like, it's... It's him, but it's not because it's so long ago. And people's speech patterns change. And, like, you know, people sound a little bit different. Right. Right. It's fascinating.

Jarn that's Colin. It's jarring because, like, remember I for sure watched that video I think it was also when there was still a little pep in a step you know like you know when you're like like the mass effects yeah before before like all that shit

happened to him back in the day and now he's like all like ugh he's just like fuck the gamers fuck the game world yeah fuck the gamers they're on inwards

I would pay money I would pay money to have Coliseidi Nward one time while he's I'm pretty sure he just wouldn't but I'd be like please you can say it your wife's I'm pretty sure his lady She does it all the time

He does it to him Dude we do it to our To our significant other So of course she does it to him It's a thing that like Mike is crazy Me thinking Micah's like Upstanding's like

It's like I remember there's one thing Me and Lee were laughing I was I totally like You ever heard the fucking kid I was like man my dick creamy right now My tip creamy right now man I'm horny as fuck bro It's the same thing

I'm rubbing lotion on my day I got lotion on my dick you know Yeah I told her that one of our friends said that. She was like, they wouldn't say that. And I was like, have you met our friends? Like, they're paragons of like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's too far.

It's like no one I know has that feature. Everyone just lapsed at the worst things constantly, Lily. Yeah, I don't, yeah, I mean, she knows who you are. So obviously your friends would be an extension of you in some way. She thinks she thinks better of people. And then she's always wrong. She's always wrong. She thinks I'm like not the worst.

First person ever. And I'm like, Lily, I am, I'm, I'm, I'm open several credit cards in your name. That I have no plan on fucking playing. No plan. She has, she's going to check her credit one day and be like, huh? Her credit is five. Eight. What happened to my credit, Kingston?

I have no clue as I got a fucking bunch of Digimon cards. I don't know what happened. You drive your fucking Bugatti out with your fucking. Out of my bedroom. What a. He bought a Bugatti fucking Veyron on credit. He's crazy. Costco Weiner have a road.

He says, he says, hey, it's us again. Got any opinions? Oh, yeah, Costco. Got any opinions on the YouTube bot comments? It's fucking annoying. Oh, fuck. It's gotten pretty bad. It's crazy how bad it is.

Dude. It's unbelievable. It's getting to the point where they're, um, I hate that I know what this is. But there's a lot of bots that are trying to get people to go, um, see this video called, I don't even want to say it. It's called Daisy Something. I just don't want other people to find out of it. It just pisses me off that I know about it.

But just like a child abuse video, an infamous one, by some Australian fucking pervert or something. So fucking crazy. And like there's bots that are trying to, that's the new meta that it actually made me. I was like, oh, shit, I want to start looking at. Because somebody said there was a lot of bots on the, what do you call it the shorts? Yeah. And so I'm like

it makes me want to like say start paying attention to see if there's any of that shit on there. But yeah, they're getting worse. Like when it used to just be a lot of fake tit chicks saying dumb shit. What is the point of these bots is my question? I think they're just trying to get people to at least whoever this new group is. They're just trying to get people

to rope people that are into like the worst. I would say I'm be honest and no shade to Justin Wang but probably a synonymous. portion of his fans that watch his content because you know he like covers like really dark stuff there's probably a significant amount of people that are into they're watching it because they're into this the dark shit and so they're trying to appeal to those people and get them roped in but it's weird though because they're not just like doing it on justin's they're doing it on

stuff that's completely unrelated like oh i'm gonna watch this uh red shadow legends video about like, oh, they got all the Thor people in the Norse mythology right now and all of a sudden, hey, come check out this hilarious video of this baby being abused and you're like, what? You're like, what is this comment? This is crazy.

You want to see the craziest fucking dot MP4 you've ever fucking seen? Yeah, and then like some dumb motherfucker I guess is clicking on these things. You're like, wow. It must be working to a certain extent that they continuously are pushing that tactic out because you think you would switch it up

after a while, be like, it is weird. Nobody's cloaking on this stuff. It's, I don't know. I haven't seen, or at least I haven't paid attention to those specifically, but I've seen like the fucking hearts and like the fucking like the tit ladies and the tit ladies. They're in YouTube comments now and it's like, dude, I thought, at first I was like, I don't understand. Is Elon running this now? Like what?

Like, why there's so many bots? Is it? Because it's specifically Elon oriented. Like I think of bots and I think of Elon immediately. Right. Because you just fuck Twitter entirely. It's so, God damn it. I hate it so much.

I just wanted somebody to cave his jaw in so bad. It would be nice Jesus Christ Relax It would be really nice It would be really nice It would be really nice I want this space like the fucking golf hole man

I want him to just fucking Just be injured Just injured in a visceral Way you know like just So Marcus Run Damn near dead Damn damn near

Marcus Ryan says Howdy Briss Raygun bang in the barracks Blackman and damn Sweeney He says Any chance y'all could please make a premium Spotify linked to your Patreon because I'm trying to flex my future homelessness endeavors upon my loved ones

when the Spotify Raft comes around. Probably goes without saying, but I know it'd bring up, it'd bring up Spotify engagement. I don't understand what that is. So a premium Spotify linked to the I don't know. What is a premium Spotify? I don't know. I think the idea is that you can link things to because we show up on Spotify Rafts still without it. Yeah, we show, but so is he talking about like he wants to listen to like an ad free thing that's like linked to, Spotify. Like say for example, well, so here's the thing. I don't know how this works, but say, um, say, um, say, um, say, um, say, um, come town. They have a premium or, you know, when they were active, they had a premium show that was only on their Patreon, but you can

also access it on Spotify. Uh-huh. And I don't understand how that works because I'm like, I should I have access. I don't know. I don't think I should have access to this. Or at least it would come out rect, I didn't, so I don't, I don't understand exactly. I guess maybe I should look into it. I'm not really, I'm really not sure how it works. No, they, uh, someone left, right? They, yeah, the Stavros, the big Greek guy. And he left and then they started their own, the Adam Friedland show, which is not nearly as entertaining. Uh, it's, it's, it's fine, but it's not like, you know, the humor that I grew.

It's not extremely lowbrow humor. Right. It's, it's, it's a few steps above. They still have moments, but it's not like, it used to just be. Didn't he interview like fucking Cuomo or something? I think I saw that. Yeah, Cuomo was on. Which is crazy.

So they had a free of the show. They had Quomelow on. They've had Jayne kiss. They've had that idiot Dave Portnoy. Oh, yeah. They've had some pretty interesting guests on. Apparently, Jada Kiss is a fan of, was a fan of Comtown. That's so funny.

Which is funny to think of that. That's so hilarious to imagine. Because that means you know a lot about who he is. Right. You know what I mean? The idea of him being there singing right where you stand. He's crazy? It's fucking, it's nuts that like, yeah.

So there I don't even want to fight with you, man I leave you right where you stand Have you Have you have you Have you just accepted That's me That's why I am

Yeah So I cast a few shells Right through your problem You have to know that like the idea Of blank is crazy Right It's just like a swanism Yeah

It's a swanism now Oh I also When I'm dangling From a fucking ceiling fan Moving at Mach 3 It's that guy's fault Is Mach 3 big Mark 3 is pretty fast

What's Mach 1 Is it big? It's been a sound Mock 1 is the speed of sound Yeah Is that what it stands for Is that M stands for Speed of Mead

Mead of Mound Mead of Mood of Mound What does Mock mean Mock or fries at a speed of sound I know that Yeah but like what is it like Is it just like a is it a term Or is it like an acronym

A mock five nigga like a like a What's the guy's speed racer Oh uh speed racer Did he drove the mock five right Speed races? I think so right Speed races What's his name?

What is it? What is Speed racer's name? I think it's just Speed. It literally, that's his name. Is it? I think his literal name is Speed racer. His name is Speed Racer? Yes.

And then who is the Is that even like Speed Smith? No, I think his name is literally Speed Racer, which is so stupid. That's awesome. Speed of sound is about 7601 miles per hour at sea level on a standard day. I don't know why they put that sea level thing.

I don't know why. Because I guess sound moves slower over the surface of water. Well, that's just, no, because that's just that's not necessarily because that just means sea level no I think I think what did that how was that you can be at sea well I'm saying is like you can be at or at above or below sea level not around water I think velocity not necessarily tied to the ocean well then why did it say at sea well I don't know because I think I think speed um that speed the speed underwater would make more

sense than speed if you were talking about that you know what I mean doesn't really work underwater like that it's all right up Well, yeah. Can nothing can go to speed of sound underwater. I don't think that's possible. Well, no, because can't, isn't everything faster than the speed of sound underwater? Because sound is slower, technically underwater, kind of. But it's also kind of not really there.

But it's there kind of. Well, it's there. You can absolutely, you know, sonar is a thing. That's true. But that's. Look, man, this is above your pay grade. I think, I think actually, hold on. No, no, no.

Because I think we're all experts here. And I think this is... I think we're experts is the problem from the beginning. But continue. No, I think we're experts. And I think anybody who is an expert would listen to this conversation

and think nothing but positive thoughts. I've changed my mind. You, I agree. I agree totally. So how I think it works is that I think sound is slower underwater. I always feel like that when I'm... I watch a star talk with Neil deGrasse Tyson

as a podcast he's had for like fucking forever. Oh yeah, yeah, I forgot about that. But he always has these comedians on to try to balance it and I hate it because I don't need that for this podcast because he's charismatic enough. So he's having like on a guest that's like really... Have Joe Rogan on be like, what is fucking muscles?

What is his muscle? Why I so strong and you're not strong? What a very good question, Joe? Also, have you seen him when he was younger? Fucking Neil deGrasse Tyson was a wall of a man who was younger, dude. What? He was a wrestler.

A beast. He was a wrestler? Yeah. He'd fuck somebody up. That's where the physics came in, I guess. Yeah. He literally, he literally says that. Literally, he's like, yeah. It's like, it's all leverage in physics.

And I'm like, he was doing that. You were hurting people so bad then probably. He was doing that, uh, that Sherlock discombobulated. So stupid. The idea of. He actually invented the, I can't not say it. Donkey Kong clapping someone's head. It's fucking bananas.

You ever see that, uh, do you ever see that? Do you ever see that happen on Ricky O? No, what? What do you mean? Rickio, the story of Ricky? No. You never seen that movie? I don't think so.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Someone Donovan clapped his head. How would you feel if somebody drive-by did that? Hold on. Ask the group that I got added to if they've seen that movie. Which one? The story of Ricky. So yeah, the, Rikio, the story of Ricky.

Put in the story of Ricky. I've never heard of this. Oh, my God. Actually. I don't know what this is. This is something that is it like I love Lucy? Yeah, it's based off of Ricky Ricardo Figuero Figa jail

Dude, let me show you the head clap Oh my God, I can't believe I feel like this is, I thought this was the thing That like everyone's just seen Hey Ricky, you're so picky At one point it was on Netflix And it was insane I couldn't believe it

Because it's such a stupid You've always got a case of fabuloso Right at hand The story of Ricky Now here, I'm still used. Head. That song's such a banger. I like that song a lot.

Which one? Hey, Ricky, you're so, so speak. What the fuck is that? Is that real? Yeah, dude, this is this story, Ricky. The way he grabbed them up.

Yeah, it's real. This is the news. This is the news. He's so still. What I love that. Is that they didn't, they didn't cut it right. You're supposed, like, no, they did it perfectly. You're supposed to, if you're doing stuff like that, you have to, like,

cut at the moment that the, that the dummy starts to move. Or, like, just, there should be one frame of stillness preceding the movement that you're imposing on it. To make it look real. To make it look real. But they kept all the time. Yeah, but if they did it correctly, it wouldn't be as great as this is. It's goofy as fuck. That is insane.

That, what is. Is that a true story? So this is... What the fuck did you just say? Hold on. Is that real? It could be embellished a little bit. Let me get to one more.

Okay, well... Does that happen again? Well, it's something that something... Shubs in an octopus in a grenade. I can't wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So Versi's like, I'm tired of this shit. I'm trying to get my head crushed.

And watch. And they watch. Here we go. At that point, what are you reaching for? But he still tries to fight. What is he made out of? That is so crazy. That is such a, that is the frailty.

There is insane. Crazier stuff in this movie than that. Like, we need to watch this movie. Like, everybody. The next time, the next time we have, hang out of how you had to watch this. It's an experience.

It's my We watched When we found this This is like 2006 Somebody brought over the DVD And we watched it Every time I got together Because it was

It was magical It was one of those movies It was one of those things This is so fucking absurd He squeezed his head He squeezed his head Like I'd imagine A wet tampon

Resitions would be But it's just So last one Riki O man Or last two This is evil master Sean run And he says, can the three of you look at the camera at the same time without acknowledging the question?

You look at that one. Get in frame, obviously. Never mind. Yeah, wait, wait, that's pretty good way. Go back? It'll be a good frame. There we go. It's a good frame.

I like it. I don't like anything. I don't like anything. You know, I saw one question that was completely stupid, but I just want to answer it. Some guy said, uh, cookies or brownies and I want to say, shut the fuck up. Wait, what the fuck? Where was that? It was, it was, one of the questions.

questions that you answered, it was right below one of the questions you answered. It was one of the, um, whatever. It just said, cookies are brownies. And I just, I just read it right now and I'm like, so I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna go with cookies, but cookies are superior. There are some good brownies though. Brownies are good, but it's just everybody prefers cookies to brownies because that's the thing that's always brought or yeah, have a more.

It's the default one. Yeah. Yeah. And it's, and I will say cosmic brownies really ruined brownies for me. The hell are cosmic brownies. Oh my God, dude. A little sparkle. You know what I'm talking about?

Yeah, the little toastess Debbie one. So, yeah, I think they're little debbyes or something. They're definitely not Entemans. What can I buy them? I don't know. Not anymore. No, they're not even around. Probably not anymore.

I actually don't know. Wait, no, they must still make Cosmic brownies. Cosmic brownies are gone. No way. They're like fucking 25 cent store brownies you get that fucking definitely. You get them a target. You get them a target right now. Oh, they're a target.

So it's these things. I don't know if you're, uh, you're seeing these. Oh, I've seen the box. I've just never, yeah, I've never. So these are fucking disgusting. I can't even describe it, but it's somehow... When we eat chocolate, we're aware that what we're eating is not healthy, right? It's not like fucking nutrients.

It's not like... This isn't helping, but it's nice. Chocolate isn't the worst for you, but it's not like... No, but it's not like, you know, it's not vegetables or like protein. You know what I mean? Like, it's very clear like, this, I'm indulging. Yeah. Cosmic brownies are so not...

healthy tasting that they I don't even know how to describe they just they feel what brownies are in a way that you can't deny like there's normal brownies like taste good and they're like oh well you know it's like freshly baked you know what I mean yeah but like these tastes processed and they taste stale

and they taste like there's sugar in the brownie that shouldn't be there I don't know how to describe it it's just too much I think I know what you mean it's an overload it's like You've gone too far with this. I think hostess cupcakes are like that too. Yeah. Because whenever I try the hostess cupcake, there's an artificial flavor to it that I'm like, what am I eating? It is that times 10.

Because actually, I know what you're talking about. I like hostess cupcakes regardless, but I know what that is. I'll still eat them, yeah. Cosmy brownies are like, it's like that on stair. It's like densely packed. Imagine 50 hostess cupcakes densely packed into like one. square. It's just like eating like one of them

you're already like immediately stomach ache. Like immediately. They're gross. They're fucking gross. It's rough. I want to try them now. We'll try them on the next episode. Get some cosmic brownies.

Yeah, I'll go get some. I'll try after you guys. I'll go after. After we're poisoned. You'll still do it. You look all you guys look sick, man. He's still out. Your clip guy retweets a lot of Mazific porn,

wrote in. He says, Hey, some guy. Chris Black guy and Tim, Tim Weenie. Tim Weeney. He writes and he says, if you guys had absolute dictatorial power, what's super small, insignificant, petty things?

Would you have unreasonably disproportionate punishment for? Personally, I'd have people who start barking before putting their turns. What? Oh, breaking. Barking. Sorry, I'm dyslexic. I'm usually pretty good about this. Oh, wow.

He says personally. I'd have people who start barking before breaking. That's amazing. Before putting their turn signal on flogged on live TV. I do think barking before putting your turn signal on is fucking like a cringe. That is. And you should be killed. Imagine, too, you're so hyped about turning it on.

We're about to turn, boys. Oh, Kevin the human. Kevin, they. I love it. I love it. I would have people who, I would have people who, uh, Who, like, laugh and, like, cover their mouths beat to death. You do that.

You do that sometimes. No, I don't. When I laugh, I look down. I'm like... No, you don't. He's saying this like we don't have video evidence of every time he laugh. I don't know how much when I laugh. You have.

I've seen it happen. I'm... Somebody's going to clip it and post it. No further. No further. No further. No further. No further.

Don't ask me stuff. They've had four years. They've had four years. You haven't... Yeah. I like... the petty stuff. There's a lot of petty things that I, just for

things that bother me that clearly shouldn't be bothered me, I would enact on all of them. If you don't, if you don't immediately, if you don't immediately go to wash your hands after you take a shot up, if you do anything after you're in the bathroom, like, if you're like, use a bathroom public and you don't immediately go to wash your hands, you get shot in the back

and the head. Yeah, anybody who disrespects public restrooms, definitely. You're done. Oh yeah, if you don't clear back to your stuff either. Like the ones, because there's people that, I know there's people that go to public restrooms and they, their house, because you know there's some people that are filthy. So obviously I get why they're filthy in public too. Yeah, the filth follows them.

But the people that just disrespect public restrooms when they know better, they do it because they know they don't have to like, even if they just drop toilet paper on the floor, they're like, not my problem because they know somebody's going to have to clean it up. Those people will immediately be hanged. A noose will come down and just grab you. Like, you know, like, so you might be like on the toilet still. And then some toilet paper just fell on the ground. And then you're just like.

and then immediately just like oh fuck and that would be you take a second so it happens I think I And it's an aggressive

Yank who that breaks you neck I've said this before but I would I would find the worst possible type of torture and I would put litterers

through it I think yeah that's a good one littering is just something that I feel like really strongly about I don't know why I like it

I like that It just pisses me off every time I see it like inordinately so it should piss everybody off It absolutely should. Get your home.

Like, nobody wants to live like that. What are you doing? Let me go in your house and I'm going to throw fucking trash all over your house. You like that shit? The thing about it is like it's the type of littering that people do too. Like there's different areas of it. Because to me I'm like, I don't know. If I see like a fry on the ground outside.

Biodigradable. Whatever. Some animal's going to eat that or like it'll degrade. Yeah. Biodigratible stuff. Food I'm like whatever. Like that sucks. Someone's going to have to clean that up if it's like messy or whatever.

but like that that's a situation that'll take care of itself it's not crazy it's the plastic and the fucking the plastic bags and the plastic bottles and the cups from Starbucks that I see wedged into a fucking power line fucking wooden thing let me oh man you just reminded me of something that makes me see red when the fucking company is like color red what yeah it makes me yeah dude hold on um the color purple's pretty cool you know how you know how dope you know how though You know how like some fast food places Will be gracious enough to leave a trash can Right outside the drive-thru

So when you're driving away you can throw some shit away Because they know people's cars are starting to like pile up You have these and it never fails These pieces of shit The trash cans full And they still shove shit in it And then it spills out or they'll put it on top And I'm like

Death You they need to be killed Chimpanzee like man Killed Then you put in a zoo and pointed at And then have things thrown at them I like that's better Because public shaming forever

For the rest of your life I like that it's better Life sentence Like I really It just frustrates me That is fucking so beyond like dude You can't just keep it It's already in your car

Just keep it like it's in your car It's there just keep it there No I'm gonna let it spill out on the floor I like that better I just don't get it Like what the son is wrong with you People don't understand it is their home as well Like all this is the outside

Like no this is your fucking community You dumb bitch. We need like real smoky the bears. Like I want like real like just bears roaming around making sure people are. We need real bears with pants. Yeah, Bears with pants. Running around ferociously attacked like trained almost programmed.

Yeah. Only to see people who are littering and then mall them on the street. That makes me so happy. Yeah. It's like going berserk here. It's like it doesn't see me. As long as you're not offending, the bear's just going to be happy and like probably even want to come up and be pet.

You know, like. And then a lollip offals on here. at the ground we're at the ground. No, pick it up. All these swipes you.

Ducks your head. With the hat on and the pants. Every single time you're living, you gotta fight donkey con. You gotta go four rounds at 25 minutes with doggy. Because look, there's like,

yeah, I just think just littering in general, like I don't know. There's places, like I've been in a situation where like I've had, I've had like a, I don't know,

like a drink. That's like half done. And I'm like, I'm not going to finish this. I'll pour it out. You know, I'll pour it out under like pavement or whatever. Yeah. Whatever. I'll keep the cup inside because it's not going to fuck.

You know what I mean? But like, so I've, there's levels to it. There's levels to it. But like if you're just throwing your fucking plastic out and like paper and all this, you, fuck you. You're an asshole. Fuck you. I don't know if I feel about gum exactly.

I feel, I feel bad because gum does not biodegrade. So I don't. It doesn't biodegrade. And it doesn't biodegrade. And it makes it. makes the sidewalks look fucking awful. Yeah. Like I don't tolerate gum at all.

Yeah. To me it's just like, that's the easiest thing that you could just, you know, not throw on the floor. Like, it's so insignificantly small. Like, if you have like a piece of paper or anything, the rapper that it came in. Yeah, for you're done. Just put it back in there, bitch. I don't think I've ever spit gum out on the ground. But I've seen gum that's...

I probably did. I was a kid. Yeah, when I was a kid, probably. Yeah. But, like, I've seen, I've seen gum just kind of become part. of the sidewalk before, which like... I don't like it, dude. I don't like it either, but I don't know.

If I see somebody doing it, I'd be like, that's kind of annoying. But it's not the same as like a cup to me. Like a pizza box. Oh, my God. I don't know if I told this story, but my horrible friend that moved to France, we were eating Little Seasons's pizza in a car.

We were driving, and this guy thought it was... We were all mad at him, But at the same time, okay, well, let me just say it. So he threw the pizza box at another car driving by side. That is crazy. You're telling us where I lived it. I was horrified. However, the driver's response made it hilarious because he was, okay, I'm sorry.

Wrong. There wasn't a pizza box. The pizza box was thrown out of the thing, but he threw the last pizza at the drivers. So it hit the windshield and this is the crazy thing. It was this poor, just Asian gentlemen. Put the fucking wipers on. It looked like, it was just like Grant the

photo. It was almost like they didn't even notice it. It's clearly on the windshield, but he was just so like, like, he was so like, I think he was so like done. Like he didn't react because I feel like a normal person would look over and like, what the fuck? But he was so just like, fuck.

The wipers on. There's pizza on my shit. Like it was so. And I was like, that was so fun. I felt so bad, but his non-reaction made it so funny. But yeah, my friend was a fucking minutes. He threw the pizza box out of the window. He threw the pizza box out of the winter. Like, bro, what do you do?

That's egregious. He, I don't want to kill people, unfortunately. Like, you don't know if he died. You didn't kill him. Most people, unfortunately, die when they get up, jump out of cars, unfortunately. You didn't kill him. Well.

The ground and or another car. That there's, it's too much of a gamble because actually, I have another friend that jumped out of a car Do you make it? Yeah, he did. He's completely fine. I like jumping into cars. He panicked and then he jumped out. He's one of those. I can't be in here. Crazy thing is when I wasn't with him that time, but there was a time

before where he almost did it and it was scary because we're on the fucking freeway. Oh, he would have been, he would have been a memory. He was like trying to get out and there was a sunroof, but he couldn't like figure out it worked. Is he like an animal? He gets like freaked out of cars and he had a stint of time where he was not well. He was an animal. Yeah, where he was actually...

It was a fucking flamingo for 10 months. He was a chimpanzee. And then he didn't understand why he was in a car with not chimpanzees. And so he tried to escape to his chimp home. Where he can be in a car with... With... Yeah.

Get the fuck out of here. Yeah, yeah, we should get out of here. Let's read our names. Our 25... We got a three hours again. Yep, we did it. $25 and up patrons. We're going to read your names now.

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I love it. I'm about to inhale it. It's both the whole bite. That idea that we had about like, Jayzie having a podcast where that's every, like, it has to be in that cadence the entire time. It's really killer.

I think about that still. Welcome to my podcast. I'm a soup some flower. Oh fuck Sniffing sniffing flowers For ten minutes You think he cries like that He cries in that cadence

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Which is more important in hearing. It's why he's just not really, you see a lot of people who are friends with comedians, but nobody, none of the comedians are friends with Jay-Z because they all hate his laugh. He's like, we can't, you can't be. Nobody, nobody make him laugh. Every altercation with Jay-Z is miserable

because nobody wants to make it light. Can I go to your stand-up? No. No, that's okay, Jay. I love you, but no, no. Just no. You were really funny. I'll see you later at your show.

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it's child it's kid's shit man I never actually watch I like Benton when I remember I'm sure it's fine I just remember an alien really cool I just remember as a kid just thinking I don't I just the premise means a lot to me like if you have a good premise I'm in probably like then the execution

counts and it's like you know but like I can forgive a lot of bad execution if the premise is good. I think Spider-Man's great. I think there's all sorts of premises that are great. I think the premise of a little boy finds a watch that lets him turn into 10 aliens is just kind of lame. Like, I just don't think that's interesting. Yeah, it's pretty dumb. It's just kind of... I think it's interesting. It falls apart the more you learn about it, but I think it's pretty...

That's kind of, like, it falls about more you learn about it in an obvious way. Like, obviously that would fall apart quick. Yeah. Like, it doesn't even have the facade of something that could be deeper than it is. Everything falls apart when you look into it. That's my big problem with the world. It's like, oh, this story's cool. Right. When you look into it, it's like, oh, this becomes less cool.

No, but less cool. Right, but what I'm saying is like, Ben 10, like, from the first question, falls apart. An alien watch landed. Yeah, it's too much. It's, it's alliteration bullshit. I'm like, oh, his name is Tennyson. And he turns into 10 aliens. Wow.

It's like, oh, his name's Tennyson, too. Oh, that's crazy. Yeah. That's so dumb. That would be like, oh, it's Peter Spider-Man. Yeah. Like, it's just, it's so dumb. Spider-Manor.

There's Peter Parker, Bruce Banner. Alliterations, one thing. People have alliterative names. There's a, Marvel is almost all of them. Tony Stark isn't, I guess Bruce Wayne isn't. Steve Saugers. Steve. Saugers.

Reeve Rodgers. Stupid. Steve and Rodgers. Tony Tark. Steve Stennyson. Yeah. Stephen Strange is one. That's a crazy one because like

your name is strange. Come on. Come on. People have to be with last name is strange. Your net last name is strange. Have you met a strange? Yeah. You know someone named strange?

You met like Clarissa Strange. No. Her name was like, I think like Margaret. Of course it was a woman. Mm-hmm. Well, yeah, I'm not talking to guys. Women are Strange. Margaret Strange.

Margaret Strange. Margaret Stranger, Bacher. We made fun of her. Like, you're really the doctor, doctor's on Dr. Strange. She's like, stop, please. Stop. You're like, no, you bitch. We're not going to fucking stop.

Yeah, if you want us to stop, change your dumb-ass name. You fucking, yeah, it should be simple or not. You fucking 11-year-old change your fucking name for, you stupid bitch. Resolve him. 11-year-old change your fucking name for I kill Eddie. You're just going to make fun of me for something else if I do that. It's like, yeah. Yeah.

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I have like a silent P. Like, like taradactyl? Yeah. Like that K, K, but it's a K, P-I-J-J-T. I hate my name personally. Isn't that like,

the potassium is the K on the element? Isn't that? But letters don't matter on the L-Urida. No, but I think, well, it's because it's, it's based,

because K stands for, um, carrots. Yeah, that's it. I forgot why, why the things have the, It's based off of a...

It's based off of a... Ketamine? The name that exists in a different language. I forget which language is it Greek or something? I forget. Doesn't fucking... Whatever. But anyway...

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This is going to be like, like big Bain theory levels of comedy, I bet. Oh man, dude. Yeah, it's... What's that guy? It's the guy from regular show. Wow. What is this?

This is just the song. I don't get it. This sucks. This sucks more than I... This sucks less than I wanted it to and more than I wanted it to at the same time. Because I was expecting like a cringe original, like rewrite. But it's not even that.

It's just voice changed version of the same song. Yeah. You're banned. The person who said that, the person who said this to be, you're banned. You probably have to understand regular show to, because I don't really know regular show. I know regular show a little bit and I still don't get it. Like I've seen a fair bit, a fair number of episodes of regular show and I don't understand what that was. I love regular show because they're like you, you're like, oh man, Benson's annoying and you realize no Morty guy and Rigby just kind of fucking stuff.

He's the Squidward of that show, I think. You know, if there was an archetype. Yeah. But I like Benson more than Squidward. I love Squidward for like in general, but like Benton makes sense. These two kids live here for a relatively free. They have it. Canned bread.

And all they do is this fucking cause problem. Can bread is my, is that real? I don't think so. I don't know. Why would that be real? Well, I asked that question a lot about a lot of things that are real. I'm not looking up of can bread. I guess it's the purpose of, I'm not putting that on my phone.

The purpose of, I'm not letting my say I just see. It's a business expense. for the soul, for the soul, looking it up. I feel like the purpose of bread, it just can't do it the bread thing by being in the can. It just can't. I feel like I was up reading it was real.

It just can't work that way. I feel like I remember learning that it was real and I wanted to forget. I don't think it's, I don't think it's real, but I don't see a reason why it wouldn't exist in some. Is it real? What'd you do?

Would you find? No, it's just not, but it's not, yeah, but that's not, but is it but is that that's like a it's like a meat loaf of bread oh yeah I don't understand

wait I'm really confused I mean to me it looks like banana bread yeah yeah it is can it's canned bread I mean it's it's it's not like what we think you know traditional bread well could it be

there's no it's not a loaf of bread this is like but it's bread it's a very dense like a corn bread but not like say When you're thinking of bread, your first go to is not thinking of like, oh, I want a banana bread or a corn bread. It's not the same exact thing throwing in a can.

Yeah, it's not like if like, oh, I want to engineer to survive in a can. I want to make a sandwich. Get the canned bread. Serve with baked beans and sliced hot dogs. No. No. Get that British shit out of here, bro. You slapped the fuck out of your phone.

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That's crazy. Merch shirt ideas, a map of Greece in a map of Italy. This means famous Yukon, Yukon Gold, Apples, Obama, those are good ideas. I'm gonna, I made a simple mistake, all right?

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I feel maybe we need to say, uh, hi-it. You say Haiti. You say Haiti, like the way that they say it. Hyattie. Like the place, Tai, like, the place. Why don't we just say how things are said? Why don't we do it? We're American.

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Can you get the outro the podcast back? It's allowed us to know when it's actually over Patreon cuts off before it ends. Ah, that's true. An outro? We had an outro? What are you talking about? I think we did once upon a time.

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And then I would like fade it out on it. But that was like ages ago. That was like years. Yes. No way I'm hanging out with a couple of goo. Can we get a lesbian parody song? Absolutely not. British people come and be like, what's all this then?

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The euphoric feeling from being on the HRT for three months and then having to piss your penis shrink from seven inches to four inches of wreck. I like how the bear kind of looks lifeless. Just like just, just do it its job. That is such a silly little drawing.

It has human hands. Yeah, yeah. That's a silly little drawing, dude. It's a little, uh, it's a bear crushing a guy's skull. It's a living. A little bear we, we over here.

I'm kind of happy with this one. You little bear we wear. we slurping stroking smoking joking Morkon's going like this Trump debated FDR like Drunk of a bit FDR like little Frankie Roosevelt He's self retarded MH the drip the dripful one

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That those machines were in the game I didn't know there either But then I keep seeing this guy Oh my goodness He kicked him in the mouth That is crazy That's who's saying no Yeah

And then when he gets to Dutch There's like a little resistance It's pretty funny. But, you know, he makes sure he gets everybody eventually. That is great. Not Sean. Okay, Sean's not there. For the people, for the people listening,

he's showing us this video of Arthur Morgan kicking a bunch of red dead characters into the meat grinder, literally in the game. Why can make his arms bigger? What do you mean? He wasn't this whole, the first drawing. Yeah, he was. What he was? That's, that small.

Look at him. Look at him. This is the last page? Yes, the last thing. Look at him being the end. The end of this guy's life. Only you can prevent me doing this. Is this head cracking?

Yeah. Those are cracks starting to show it is. Dude, he's like, I just like how just no emotion. No straighting. Just doing it. I'm really happy with this one.

I'm going to think of a picture. You're going to share this one. Gay little John get low tuned. Ball sack, fine. Asshole tight. Hope I get to fuck just one more time. Homo. Oh, home boy.

Hey, man. That was an era. That was an era with all that fucking dumbass dirty South fucking crunk shit was going on. That was a moment. That was the worst era of hip hop, I think. That was a moment. People thought Mamba rap was bad. And I was like, did y'all guys not remember the South just being terrible?

Oh, yeah. They were all, like, to be fair, they were, they were, I think they were on. They were just doing it for money. They weren't doing it for any sort of culture, which I understand. Yeah, it was just like make something that will have people turn up in the club I guess and uh you know it did damage it fucking it did damn it got to the point where that redneck uh that white Bubba Sparks got into it remember I found you miss new booty I don't know I don't I have people get together talk shit about Bubba Sparks said I don't hate him but I was just like

it was showing me that I'm like oh anyone can do this you know what I'm saying like because people don't like Paul wall and I'm like how could I'm like Paul's the fucking dude man well he's not I think that maybe they just don't like him because he's white, maybe. Yeah, it was, it was white. And it was before, it was before people had the means to see that, like, there's a bunch of ghetto-ass white people that live in a hood with a bunch of black people. Like, people didn't understand that yet. And I'm like, dude, all my Italian friends act more like black people, air quotes than I do.

Air quotes. They were so niggified by the age of, like, 11. It was insane. Right. All right, here we go. Wage slave 583. Pepini Bros. Presidents,

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More like niggas milk. He just says that. I fucking love Lance Lanzo. He's so fucking funny. He's good. Gade 6. Jack Skeleton after walking through the 9-11 holiday door.

What's this? What's this? There's debris everywhere. What's this? That's stupid. That's fucking. There's embers in the air. There's people.

There's people screaming. all around me. What the fuck? What's this? What's this? Oh, man. People are too shocked that he'll see jacked skeleton running through the street. Yeah, like, alivante.

That's a wild. The concept, the concept of that is, is amazing. It almost sounds like, kind of that is outrageous. Almost sounds like extra ammo and material. Dude, that's so good. I love, I love imagining people on the, like, the plane grass is a boo. Everybody's shaking, everybody's afraid. And then you see this like

This thin, this thin, cackling Creature singing and you think you saw it. Because you only saw it for a little bit because he's like moving around a lot. Yeah, right. And just hearing like a couple of seconds of singing because he's just passing about it fast. But you're so already fucking wilded out

because of what you saw? You're like, what is this? You see a little ghost. dog fly by and you're like I don't know I'm like I'm fucking in a coma I'm in a coma I'm in a coma whatever I would run and make sure the building lands on me

I'd fight my way into landing on me okay peepee little boy what what I don't know what Pete be a little boy raping old men and getting them arrested because no one likes them that's fucking crazy why aren't their parachutes in tall

buildings in general because I think it would encourage people to do to use them okay but let them use it the way the fuck I don't know I always wish that that was the case I wish they were parachutes in tall buildings just because I but that's the thing it's like if there were I would use them

I like even if I had no reason jump out and it cuts the parachute because you jump through I've always wanted to do like do that I've wanted to do like the whole parachute jump thing but I'm just like I don't know I feel like too unlucky I feel like something with someone go wrong I could never skydive that's crazy that's crazy.

Chris, does anyone ever told you you have really big teeth? Do I? No. I have teeth? I know. You're a small person

so everything on your body that's a relative size probably just looks big because you're a smaller person. Fuck you. Oh yeah, it's got to be pretty far. No,

I don't know. I think, yeah, I think I have normal size teeth. I just, I don't know. I just think I'm small, you know.

Some. Maybe you just don't have, like, tiny teeth? I don't know. I've seen people with small teeth, and that freaks me out. Yeah. Like Charlie Kirk with his tiny fucking dog incisors. He looks fucking gross. He looks like a beavis and butt hair caricature, man.

He does. I was like, I just don't like you so much. People with tiny teeth just freak me out in general. Yeah. Like, that's, I'm not great YouTuber says tiny teeth. I don't mind having big teeth. That's fine. I don't want like big old.

I know someone who does have big teeth. I know They can't close their mouth No, not that big No, you know There's actually, I don't know The actress's name She can't close her mouth really

She was she played Hawk girl Um And one of those CW, that's true facts Fucking broad That CW shows like the Oh um Heroes of Tomorrow

Heroes of Tomorrow and there was Hot Girl She was like she couldn't close her mouth all the way Who wasn't? You always saw What? Who is it? Who is it? And I was, I can't remember her name, but she's just, uh, she was like, the show.

Let's, uh, heroes of tomorrow. Um, and she was Hawk Girl, CW. If you put in Hawk Girl, CW, she'll pop up. Sierra N, uh, Sierra N, uh, Sierra N. And like, she, like, whenever she was just resting her face, like, her mouth is just open. Kendra Saunders, bitch. Uh, person? Yeah, it's her.

Yeah, her mouth. Like, whenever she's just resting her face, like, saying a scene, her mouth was just, like, open. I was like, damn, this bitch has big ass teeth. And like, or her gums were like, like, horse shit, I guess. Her gums are small. You got small, you got tiny gums. She has large teeth, yeah. Anyway, let me finish.

Vagina. Me be fishy. That's weird that those are two together. Oh, that's weird, like this. Yeah, yeah, it seems like when she's just resting, she can't close her mouth. Yeah, I didn't even look up. Her mouth is both or teeth or anything. And this is just like, this is just a natural P&G.

It's in the, it's just a natural P&G. like the first within the first like you felt exactly what I was talking about I was like she's she's when she just did she watch that show I watched a handful of episodes she's pretty hot to be honest she's attractive it got to a point where like they all started cross it over and I was like I'm done it is not on some bricks perfect those shows got fucking like it they try to rope you in man they roped in the nerds that is so I'm just trying to ignore I just try to ignore like sand like yeah like a road it does yeah like a road it does yeah like a row

Road it does. Like a road it does. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. Nore teeth dance. Fag Nito versus the gay sexman on Carpavon, the guys strip for a quarter, John Strickland. I will, in fact, be wearing a suit and tie to the Super Bowl. Good on you, I guess. I want to see. I want someone that is definitely like a very, like, a little, like a little, air quote, snowflake person. Like, watch our podcast. Like, oh. Oh, like someone who's, like, really, like, sensitive. Oh, you know, somebody that I ran into the breakfast place I just went to. Oh, really? Well, I looked at them and I was like, oh, my God, he's one of those clones.

So there's these people now in the bread tube side that there's this guy named Noah Samson or there's a few of them. They're getting mullets and having mustaches and then they're wearing short shorts like jing shorts. Oh, I know that. It's a thing now because I was like, I saw somebody point like, oh, like look at these bread tube guys. And I was like, oh, it's weird. these guys have mustache I know that aesthetic Idubs kind of did

he had a mullet and then a mustache so I don't know I wouldn't consider a bread to because he doesn't make that type of content It's the soft It's the soft white male Yeah it's a thing that I like literally As I was sitting down waiting for my food This guy comes in you know good looking guy

Fucking mullet Mustash the jean shirt I was like What come on like come on guy Like you can't copy the entire aesthetic maybe just adopt one piece of it, but don't just could be a clone. I want to meet someone like that and have a, like, I want them to see like the shit we talk about

and have a conversation with them and be like, like, you're such a fucking homophobic. Like on this show? And I'll be like, yeah. But. Yeah. Yeah. But, but I care.

Yeah. Somewhere down there. I like that. I'm friends with some of those people that are like, you would consider that they're like too overly like sensitive. but they also understand that everybody is not like them so we can coexist. So I can still say I'll use the word retarding gay

and they're not trying to call me out because they understand that I'm never going to not say that and they also understand that it's not coming from a place of bigotry. I am a little more towards the like I say the worst shit on the planet. I'm a fucking, I'm a villainous person. I say I like I like I like spreading misfortune and badness. but also at the same time I'm very peacey and how I talk around people

You're gay, I know We know, we know, you're gay We know, we know Yeah, Merck's 1888 We know you're gay We understand that you're, you're homosexuals But I just think it's funny people Being so mad about stuff like that

It's like, dude, your intentions are what matter Not exactly what you say What you say can hurt people, for sure I get it They just don't talk to people enough in person That's all I think Yeah, actually was hit a party And I saw some of those people

I saw him no Samsonner party Oh, yeah, and I could tell I was like, oh, I know Because there was like there was like an a version That's so funny I've never I barely know who this person is I think I think they are good people though And I understand where they're coming

They are they're just I know that they're coming from like even like even back in the day The fucking the fuck the colored hair people from back in the day when you guys are making content They had they had good intentions They were just very cringe and fucking annoying They're cringe and inexperienced but they had dumb sounding But their their not enough experience talking of regular people in life because like this is not how you behave Oh yeah do this in real life.

And they were passionate about things that are important. I see that are being that are right now literally being taken away from people. Think about it. How many times do you see like the most just backwards fucking, or just even looking at a person driving a cyber truck? You probably want to say something to their face because you know they're stupid and silly, but you don't. You just get rid of him.

You know how to act. You take a picture? Yeah. Okay. Good. Yeah. Okay. Let's get.

Let's get to do this. The podcast part has to be. be curried. I've had about enough of this wow, insane fagot tree. So that's how you say that. Okay. Yeah, the first charge of Keith David presents a Haitian immigrant slurping up a dog

hole like wet spaghetti. That's crazy. The little spat at the end. This is the night I don't know how to sleep. I don't know how to be Creole at all. I don't know. What is a Creole?

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Good shit, man, keep it up. Thank you. Derek should listen to the band. Wolkinez. Volcanes. Probably Vulcanes,

I imagine. I don't know what that. Whoa. Pamed? What is that? It becomes pain. It's him. It's him.

That's how many goes to work. He's going to squeeze himself and head suit. People don't know he's a bear. Yeah, they don't always a bear. He's a bear. He's like, Dexter, but a bear that bird is littered. Atherian, progerian punter.

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Let's go! This is so crazy. He's like, he's like, yeah, man. Oh, you litter? Oh, it's crazy. Yeah, that's him picking up a cup off the ground. So that's not even like, wait, so when he's,

when he was mauling that one dude or squeezing his head, he wasn't at work? No, he was. This is him starting his shift. And he gets dressed for the start of his shift. And then he finds a letter. And then he bursts out of his clothes. Oh, and he burst out. Oh, and he burst.

So does he walk around the street looking for litter? For no fucking reason, knowing he's going to burst out of it. Well, he can't start as a bear. Because then people will avoid him. So he starts him as a kid. And he's dressed well enough. That most people just think he's a bear. They see the clothes and they don't notice the bearhead.

My name is Bear Barrington. Yeah. I'm a bear. I'm a bear. Get the fuck out of him. I'm Bear Berson. Bear in mind. I'm gonna bear in mind you're gay.

I'm gonna spank your bare ass. I think I'm gonna shave my ass today. I'm gonna shave my ass on a while.