The Snark Tank - #264: AndyPants Gaming vs The Act Man

Episode Date: September 27, 2024

MERCH: http://www.snarktank.shopPatreon: https://patreon.com/TheSnarkTankChris is in NY so we recorded remotely. We talk about Diddy's arrest and AndyPants Gaming

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Welcome to the Snark Tank podcast. It's us again, yet again. It's me, Chris Reagan, and I'm joined as always by Derek Blackman and Tom Sweeney. Whoa! Look at that. Everybody, everybody give a round of applause.

If you're not clapping, if you, if you don't clap, then we won't continue the show. Yeah. It's been a long time since we've seen us on the, on the screens. And I've got to say, you look a little, you look a little smaller, Kingston. Maybe it's the angle, but you look a little smaller. I like it. What do you mean? Look a little smaller.

You look, uh, I'm thinning. Yeah, your head that is noticeably thinner in the cheeks, I think. I guess. Yeah. I feel like I'm dying, but yeah. That's awesome. That's just how it is. There's no way around it.

Yeah. For the audio listeners, we're recording remotely again because I had to go to New York for a nephew's wedding. And so it's like, yeah, we'll do it remote when we have to. If one of us has to travel or whatever, it seems pretty easy to be able to whip this together. But temporary. We'll be back in person pretty soon. Actually, no, I blew up Chris's house. The apartment building's gone.

I set everybody on fire Derek's house is on fire He doesn't know about it I set invisible fires in Derek's house That's funny you say that Because I actually asked friend of mine Friends of mine to check on my apartment To make sure it didn't explode

Guess what? Guess what? Sad face Yeah It's gone And fortunately checked two seconds Before it exploded Yeah They're like everything's cool

They were just too late While they were leaving To get out the building It was like well that seems fine And boom Right behind Dude I was actually like I was panicking at the airport

because I was like, did I leave a candle on? I was freaking the fuck out. Like, I really, because I had a memory. I was like, I think I blew out a candle today. But I feel like the sun was up when I blew it out. And I left when the sun was dark. But I remember lighting a candle in the dark. Oh, no.

I started freaking myself out. Because, like, my candle is right next to, like, all the, like, it's next to like my fucking torch. Which is a nice flammable stuff. Yeah, it's next to all the stuff that would explode. And I was like, man, I really. Why would you have it there in the first place? Why is it there?

Well, it's not. like there, it's not like on top of it. It's just near enough where it's probably, it's probably really dumb of me to worry about it actually. Chris was like, oh God, almost. My brain automatically, my brain automatically like just like what's the worst case scenario

possible. It's like, okay, it's like almost like a fucking Rube Goldberg machine where I feel like the candle will like, it'll burn all the way to the bottom and the glass will shatter and then the glass will like explode onto the stove and turn it on. It's ridiculous.

It could happen. I remember when I was staying in your apartment for a little while when I was looking for an apartment. and I specifically remember you leaving your flare gun on top of your gasoline drum and I was like, oh, it's weird, why would he do that? You know, I just safely moved it aside because I didn't want to die. And I also thought it was a little bit weird

that you had your gasoline drum just out in the open and not, you know, in your closet? I don't know where people normally put their gasoline drums. Like when I got that gasoline drum, when I bought it, I was just like, I know, look, I know everybody has one of these.

Yeah. But like I've never seen where, like, it's usually hidden somewhere because like I know everybody has it, but I've never seen it when I go to other people's places. So I just didn't know where to put it. And I figured underneath my flare gun was the appropriate. Yeah. I know everybody has one of these. I'm sure of it.

Yeah. You can't tell me otherwise. You have an extra high bed? My bed is extra high so I can put my gasoline drum under my bed. Under under your bed, yeah. I put my gasoline, drum. Under my bed with all my dynomy and my fucking matches. When I get out of bed, if I sit up in my bed, my head is touching the ceiling.

Yeah, you kind of have to like get out of bed with your neck all kind of. Yeah. I get out of the way I wake up, I spend every, like, I wake up every day as if I'm in the middle of like a god of war transitionary like crawl space. That's how I wake up. God, I hate those things. but I get it. Crawling through a cross. Crawling through a cross as soon as you wake up

it's so bananas. You got a lot of stuff to touch on. Last episode we somehow forgot to mention Diddy. I don't know how I honestly like that was just a complete fuck up on our end. So much didn't happen except for that. And we spent time talking about everything else. So the Diddy stuff is apparently there's new stuff that came out today too. I mean, the real question is Diddy really do it?

I mean presumably didn't nah it's crazy that shit it's a banana situation I've never it's Have you seen that insidious Photoshop going around where it's it where it's Indious Indidious And it's the kid

And it's just Diddy with that fucking stupid comb over bowl cut It's so much bullshit there's a five nights Can you survive five nights at Diddies And just showing like it There's just there's so much shit going on It's crazy how Diddy has become a pejorative How it's just a thing now. Like, uh, uh, in, in all circles, there's something like, oh, man, like, that's

daddy's house or that's, it's, it's diddy, it's diddy this. And I'm like, damn, this guy's, he's fucked. There, he literally never come back from this at all. He is massacred. Like, there's pretty much, there's no coming back from this. He ain't putting out another fucking song, you know, I don't think, I don't think that's in the cards. I mean, I got some bangers, but, you know, still none of the last.

less. It's, it's, okay, I would tell you, he had one song that I liked, one.

Which one? That was that one with, uh, what was it, bad boys for life or whatever? Yeah, we ain't.

Yeah. Go, that song went crazy. That song's pretty good. But like, you know, and then, he produced some good people.

He was, he was, he was, uh, he was, uh, he was, big he's producer, which is. But I still want to say, he was the weakest part of that song.

Still, if you know what I mean. Oh, yeah. Like, so it's, But even when that song is good, like, to have this nigger open up, I was just kind of like, all right, man. Did he has black rob on here.

Like, I don't know. I'm being a little bit too picky, but you know what I mean? Diddy was what DJ. He's the prototype of what DJ Callid became. Yeah. Because at least Diddy had the audacity to be in the songs. DJ Khalid just be making noise the whole time. And then like he doesn't rap at all.

He doesn't have any lines. He just runs around. You know what I think? You know what I think about every once in a while? Like, I don't know why. It's just, have you seen that footage of DJ Khalid where he's like sitting? It looks, he's like outside. It looks almost like kind of like a jungle type area.

And he's like, he just stands up all of a sudden like really quickly because like, you know, he heard something that might. It was just one of these things that like, I love it because you completely understand it when you see it. Like you kind of like stand up and then you just stay there. and you're kind of waiting to see if something's going to happen or pop out and attack you and it just you've never seen a fat guy like just

just three frames like just pop up and he's already like just up it's so funny I think about it way too often 3 16th of a second DJ Callage stands up and runs away it's crazy he skips yeah he's just skipping frames

he's like that scene in the fucking babadook where it's coming at you like when he when he runs up to the camera and he's like skipping frames. That's such a classic horror trick too, by the way. Like I can't not notice it now whenever I see it. It's like, oh, you skip the frames because it's unsettling.

But like I'm aware of that every time. It's like the illusion's ruined. Yeah. Presumably, this is what Diddy was doing whenever he would abduct a person. He would skip frames at him. Do you know all the charges? Because there were so many, there was like, I know there was a kidnapping thing. Sex trafficking, I think, was one of them, right?

Yep. It was a lot of shit. And I want to ask you guys something. He must have known that something was coming. So, at the stuff that they found at his house. Bro, bro. Wasn't it like 50, wasn't it like 50 million pounds of baby oil? It was something absurd.

It was over a thousand bottles of baby oil. Okay, so same thing. And there is a ton of dildos. When there are like a ton of dildos to? Like 700. Something. But like. What if he was cleaning up?

That's what I'm talking about. If he was aware that some shit was going down, was this the aftermath of him trying to purge evidence? Was this like there was way more before this? Because when did you get rid of this shit? It's like when you go into like a hoarder's house and it's like the worst thing you've ever seen and then somebody somebody in the family is like you should have seen it before. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Before, what do you mean? There's no room for it before. And I'm just thinking of one of those agents opening a closet in just a thousand dildo just falling on him, probably injured him too. He's probably in the hospital. A thousand used ones. They still got the cream on it.

Oh, my God. This fucking flopping and landed on. He never cleaned one. He just got more. He bought so many of them that they was like, these are all single use. Oh, that's, dude. I mean, that actually might be real

Because that reminds me of You ever seen celebrities flex To say, oh, I never wear the same outfit You know, so they essentially Once they wear something, they never wear it again And it might be Yeah, just we don't reuse dildos What am I a savage?

He just fucking buys a new one What am I say? I'm just a sex trafficking slaver Who threatens to kill hardest That's all I am Dude, yeah so I don't See me I don't even know all the

I just saw that he was in some deep shit and I saw like some of the headline allegations but like it's getting it's pretty crazy that this has just been happening right like another open secret in in Hollywood that you know like everybody fucking knew about this shit man and then especially if you were kind of like you had your ear to the ground to like the hip hop community you've you've heard shit you knew that what happened with him and JLo you know you're just like dude something because like someone even made a point I don't remember who it was, but they were like, J-Lo seems to just kind of bouncing around. She went back to Ben Affleck, the divorce again.

But one thing she didn't do, she didn't go back to Puff Daddy. Yeah. I was like, that kind of says a lot because she kind of seems to make really bad decisions, but she would not go back to that dude. Apparently she's dreadful. Apparently she is dreadful. So my aunt went to the same school she went to an amateur call in South Bronx. Yeah.

They were at the same school during the same time. They're on the same age. And apparently in school, she wasn't a bad girl. She was kind of just quiet, but she was rarely at school. She was working so much probably. They were like, oh, they would see her every now and then. But people that know her were like, oh, she sucks. She like actually like really, really, really sucks.

And it's like, damn, dude, you're like the most famous Puerto Rican and you have to suck. That makes my heart sad. Well, is she? At the time? In the 90s, 100% probably. Are you sure? I don't know. It's very likely.

Who was more popular than her? Yeah, I feel like it's, I feel like it's, I feel like it's, I feel like it's her and, yeah, I guess so. I guess it's her and Mark Anthony, really, we're like, yeah. And it's that they got together purely because of that, which is stupid. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease lease lease $1,500 Big Horn crew cab, 4x4 for $369 a month for 39 months with $4,00099 due at signing. Tax, title, license extra, no security deposit required. Call 1-877 RAM, 5722 for lease details.

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from yourself. phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Like, I was like, what is this? We're both Puerto Rican and famous. We should probably have a child. She hated him, right? Didn't they have twins together? I don't know. Yeah, I think so. She hated him, though. Like, it's so funny because he's just like, he was clearly just better.

Yeah. I think she's like she's just so clear. There's so many videos of her just like resentfully. Talking about the two weeks. Yeah. It's just like how, why is he, why is he better than,

why is he better than me? I don't. Why is he such a good artist and I'm just attractive? You're, your basic. Like when you listen to her songs, you're like, oh yeah,

somebody wrote some good songs for her. She's a great dancer. Not great. She's a good dancer with a great ass. And like she, she, had a lot of assets going for her, but it's like, why do people, people, it's always people that don't, right, that, that, that people, because, you know, really good artists kind of acknowledge

where they're at, you know what I'm saying? Like, you know your limitations. And then there's other people that understand their frauds that try to, like, pretend to be bigger than, or better than they actually are. And from all the stories that you hear about her, and Matt and Trey did a good job on South Park, betraying her, because, not by, like, out of no. nowhere. It was allegations, things that they've heard, and then they turn her into this colossal piece of shit in that episode where like Cartman was Jennifer Lopez with the hand puppet thing. Oh yeah. Yeah, I forgot about that. Yeah, the way she was behaving. It's like, this is this shit that they've heard before. They've heard from people that she's worked with that she's just fucking

not a nice person. And when you looked at fucking Ben Affleck, who's famously awesome. He was like a famously really cool dude. He was like sitting, I think there was a picture of him like sitting next to her ass and he was like miserable. And some people were saying like, oh, it looked like it was like a euphoric, like tears of joy type of thing. I was like, no, that's sorrow in his face. Imagine being like when she's like has a bikini on. He's just sitting there holding his head. And he's just so, I'm like, bro, something is wrong when you have somebody that's prestigious, right?

it's like it's like it's like it makes me wonder about Beyonce too because it's like all right jZ is a fucking camel and he's like I'm going to cheat on this fucking woman he's like he's a camel he's joe camel like completely that is crazy if you see Joe camel put in jZ Joe camel you know exactly what I'm talking about you searched that and ever since I saw that I was like oh yeah no yeah he is a literal human camel jZ looks like that uh like that animal creature from toy soldiers with a cleft palate. Like there's something, he's a strange looking fella. Jay-C looks like what a...

Small soldiers. What is his name? The Gorgonite? Yeah, a Gorgonite. He looks like a Gorgonite. He looks like a Gorgonite. He looks like if they made a black thumb-thum, that'd be J-Z. Yeah.

If they somehow created one of those. He's just a not conventionally attractive man. But he's also extremely, one of the most... He's streaming the rich, extremely influential, right? We get it. but he's probably going to get in trouble with some ditty shit too. Apparently, apparently there's way too many lines that

like there's a lot of lines that lead back to Jay-Z. There's people that are absolutely dude people are kind of going nuts right now because I even saw like some clown world, I forgot, some fucking Twitter guy that was just trying to push that oh, it was

Usher's apparently Usher he got his Twitter hacked and then like so all of this shit was purged. And then somebody saw, oh my God, he's deleting all this shit after these allegations came out. And then Pink, they said the same thing about Pink, but it turns out, so Usher got hacked. And then Pink purged her Twitter way back in the beginning of the year for like whatever health reasons or some mental health reasons. But they're connecting it to Diddy.

Like everybody's trying to find something and be like, oh, what did they do? This is crazy. And I'm like, y'all, you got to slow down. Well, there's those, I know there are videos. Like, there's stuff that's going on, but also like, chill, stop shooting shots everywhere. I know there are videos of Trump going like Oh, Puff Daddy, he's a good friend of mine He's a good friend, he's a good guy

And it's like, oh no He, dude, he definitely went to one of those parties Dude, he definitely went to those parties Freak out Yeah, freak, yeah, he definitely went to one of those Did you see that thing of, was it, was it Conan? Was it Conan O'Brien that was talking to him? I can't remember some of there was a talk show host

From back in the day And he was, and Dedy was talking about his parties And I think it was Conan And he was like concerned He was like, this sounds like not good. Often Cohn's often on Brian's on the right side of things. He kind of is. With a guy from,

from that 70 show. Right. Same thing. Same thing. Being a predator. And he's like, you're a monster and you should go to jail. Like,

you should absolutely. Like it wasn't even like a joke. It was like straight up. It was like you should be in jail. He played it. He played it like a joke. But he was like, yeah, I remember that with Danny Masterson. Yeah.

And he just. It's a joke. I think people were laughing. The audience laughed. Clearly, clearly he did. He was 100% calling this guy a criminal. Yeah, but that's how you do it.

It's like, that's exactly, it's a joke, but also you can tell when somebody is being serious, but they're also just making it lighthearted. It's like, it's like if you were to tell someone like,

oh man, you're fucking nuts, you know, and like, it sounds lighthearted, but you know the motherfucker is actually nuts. You're like, we're never talking after this.

Like, it's one of those things. Like, we're not, we're not having any more communication. You cartoon cartoon's Friday ass motherfucker. What is wrong with you? Conan,

Conan is usually like, he's like one of those vestiges of old media that like I'm glad to still see around. Yeah. And consistently like, every time he comes up in the news, it's never like, it's never disgusting or scary.

Right. Conan O'Brien, yet again, finds out someone's a pedophile 20 years early. It says something, but no one listens. It's like,

it would be, like you said like weird owl or something, Conan O'Brien, to be one of those people that if something fucked up came out, that would definitely break my heart because he's been connected to too many of my memories. Like too many like fucking the Simpsons when he was writing

the Simpsons, back when I was religiously watching late now with Conan O'Brien and they fucking, when they got the rights to like a Walker, Texas Ranger, he had this lever. That fucking lever was like crack to me. Just randomly out of nowhere doing the show. He'll literally

pause for like five seconds and just pull the lever and show the dumbest fucking clip from those shows. And I was like, this is made for me. This is my content. I love, there was, my favorite clips of him is like when he got, when he got fired from the, from the tonight show. It was, it was his last week of shows and he was just like wasting all of NBC's money. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he was just like, he was just literally trying to make the most expensive skits possible. It's like, here's a, here's, here's, here's, here's, here's, unrestricted Super Bowl footage next to a, in original Picasso,

So with the caviar spraying all over it. It's like, what the fuck? It's not even funny. It's just rude. It's just so cruel. It's just petty, but they deserve it. That's cool. I got to see him in the tonight show.

So that was like cool little like caviar. Yeah, just like, okay. That will never exist. It existed. Fuck, I fucking hate fucking Jay Leno. I can't stand this piece of shit. But every time he laughs, I get angrier. I'm like, eh.

He's stupid fucking weird ass hot dog looking head. His hot dog looking head. His head looks like a hot dog in a bun. I just want to steal some of his cars and crash him. That's all. I just want to like crash his car. He's doing a good job without his own. Yeah.

I just want to like break into his factory or whatever and just crash him. Did he crash? Is that what happened? He's half crashed. He's big back right now because of how badly he crashed. Yo, I thought, that's crazy. I thought he just, I literally like in my mind, this has been true for like years.

in my mind the story is Jay Leno got into one of his cars and exploded like I don't know I never thought about like how he got burned up and all fucked up I can tell you 100% that is not

it it bullet crash it didn't just 100 wait hold on hold on 100% you get that maybe 99% maybe okay I can tell you a solid fit

I'm darned myself I can tell you definitely seven solid 60% chance the car just didn't blow up when he got into it. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 2026. Ram,500 Big Horn crew cab, 4x4 for 369 a month for 39 months, with 4,99 due at signing.

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, thanks for coming by the show. me visit for the people.com for an office near you okay okay that's fair those are fair odds but i don't i don't know i can be wrong i can be very wrong in fact well but yeah no dude those ditty parties like everybody kind of knew about him i remember hearing a wiser song mention it oh really i tweet i tweeted about it but i don't think anybody really heard that record so like i don't think anybody

got it but there's like there's a song called fucking um i think it's train wrecks from merli which is like not a particularly good record but that song's pretty good indeed they talk talk about like, it's like, we'll crash a ditty party in disguise is a lyric. And it's like, what's going on? Interesting. Why do you know you have to be in disguise? What's going on here? Rivers. Rivers. Rivers. What's going on? I would like to run into him and be, hey, man, what was that about? Hey, man, what was going on? And he probably at this point, he's like, he's like, I can't, I can't, I'm sorry. If I tell you, he'll get me and you see a dot on his head. Just a Diddy dot.

It's like it's his bitty's face. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, so that whole story is crazy. I don't think anything new. I saw there's so much fake news going out around it too. Like I saw like this thing where it's like they photoshopped Kamala Harris next to him even though it's like the original photo was. Dude, Trump did that. Well, at least he didn't do it.

He shared it. He shared it. The guy that nigga, the guy that has ties to Diddy had the audacity to share a picture with Kamala next to Dizzy. I can't, dude, I can't. Look, the photo, the photo, I don't know if there is a photo of Kamala next to Diddy, but that photo was not real. That photo was like, the photo that I saw was like, um, they took Diddy, they took Diddy's face and put it on fucking Montel Williams. Which is crazy. I forgot about Montel.

He shared that. He shared that. Of course he did. Of course he did. Of course he did. He fucking shared the fake endorsement of a Taylor Swift. He shared the, the Taylor Swift who endorsed fucking, uh, well, uh, no. sorry, what's his name, Biden?

And clearly. Camel, I guess. Yeah. So clearly she was going to endorse Kamala Waltz, right? But then fucking Trump's like, oh, hey, nice AI. Thank you so much. And then fucking like a month later, he just, in all caps, I hate Taylor Swift, which is funny.

Which is fucking funny. And then 10 seconds later, he got shot at it. Like 10 minutes later, 10 minutes later, yo, you can't listen. The Swifties, they will kill you. They will kill you. Yeah, I would never cross them. No way. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, they're not playing, they're not playing basketball. They're playing, like, they're playing rugby with guns. Rugby with guns. Yeah, I've seen, I've seen Taylor Swift fans congeal into one unified mass. And, like, almost like a catamari in some ways. If you remember Catamari, just rolling around town, sucking up everything. Do you remember Catamari? I remember.

Catamari Damasi. I remember. Galvatron from Transformers Who is? All the fucking tron I've been on a role I've been on a role watching because I've just been curious

I was like fucking I'm just watch all of them because I haven't you know Why not? I haven't seen the original ones Since they came out And let's just see what they're about When the fourth one rolls around

Were you alive for it? Were you alive when the first one The like iconic movie The um Are you talking about like the 80s? No you were not here yet right? The eight well I don't know what year it was but I've seen fucking all of them.

But you weren't alive. There's no way you were alive during that because that was like early 80s. If it was early in the late 80s, right? I'll 88, yeah. So yeah. But there was one that did come on the late 80s, but it's hard.

I don't really remember the years when it comes to like those movies because I'm not, they're fucking cheesy. You know, even though they're like fun, but they're still really fucking cheesy. Even like the one where the band America is doing the theme song

and it's fucking just cringe, dude. You got the. touch. That shit is such an iconic moment. And it's just like, but that's such an iconic moment though. There, it is,

it's silly as fuck, but it's such a good moment. Fucking, I feel embarrassed watching it. Like, if you turn, if you, if you watch it muted,

it's better. Like, but that fucking song is like, you, I hate that you just said that. It's in the same, look it. Look,

let's put it this way. I don't hate that song. I feel the same way about, say, everybody I think unanimously likes the soundtrack of Marvel versus Capcom too, but we also recognize that this is not fighting game music.

Like we recognize both things simultaneously because every other fighting game that has existed has never done anything like that before because this is lounge music. This is music that you vibe and chill to. It's not music that gets you pumped up. Now say, I guess. Well, it's not even I guess. That's just that would be like. I don't know if I would agree that I think by nature of it.

complimenting the game so well, it becomes fighting. Yeah, by association now. I think it is because the game was so good, it was so well accepted. If the game was trash, for example, people would have been like shitting on that. Be like, oh, that's a cool soundtrack. Like the music isn't bad music, but since the game is bad, this was terrible. It just become like, I like the music. It does not, when I'm hearing, say, Captain America's theme song Marvel's Marvel One,

that shit gets to be pumped up. When I hear Wolverine's song and Marvel One gets me pumped up, there is one exception. Spider-Man's music in Marvel 1 is actually very much like a fucking Marvel 2. It's like da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Like it makes you kind of want to just kind of groove. And it sounds all loungy and jazzy. So that's the exception. Yeah.

But like those I still love like when I hear, you're going to take you for a ride. It just immediately, it's like propaganda. It's like it's like you turn into a Manchurian canon. As soon as I hear, I'm going to take you for a ride. I see that stupid screen and they hear, like out. Like out, I'm like, ugh,

oh, dude, it's so good. It really is like, yeah, man, that whole game is, it's fucking,

like, I'm way more American when you hear that. They're like, oh, yeah. Every now and again, every now and again, just like sound design really slaps,

you know? And it's just like, that's one of those games where it's just like, the sound team fucking nailed it. They were, like, that game would be fun.

That game would be fun. would be fun with just the sounds and none of the characters. Like if it was literally, if it was literally stick figures fighting each other to that same exact music with those same exact sound effects,

it would be like, this is bomb, dude. It would stand the fuck out. It's one of the most... I can't wait for... What do you go? Yeah, I can't wait for, I can't wait for, you know,

visuals to be a part of this. That was such a lightning in the bottle, though, right? Because, like, it can never be done again. It just, it won't... Like, as far as, it just, it just won't work. That was that was like the middle point, the transitionary period too because like looking back at that game like I kind of forgot certain details of it. Like I kind of forgot that the backgrounds were 3D and the characters were pixel kind of like sprite art. Like I forgot that that was part of that game.

Like I forgot that's how that worked. But now it's like before that it was all pixel and after that it was all 3D. And there's like that that was like that middle period where it's like, oh, this is good, this is a good mix of technology. It reminds me of it reminds me of odd world. for the PS1 where that was like they had like pre-rendered like all of the stages were pre-it's Final Fantasy 7 as well we're like oh all the stages are pre-rendered so it looks crazy good and then your characters look like like pixels

it's like yeah yeah well it's cool it like it gives it gives such a cool like style to like the world that you're in and now it's like it's all 3D it used to be all pixels and you had this like weird experimental period in time where they were fucking around with both of them yeah and you got a little bit of that too with like what's that you might might know what the fuck is that game the one that looks octopath traveler where it's like it's kind of doing that again yeah but like it's such a rare thing like I don't think you'll ever see a fighting game like that again where it's like oh we're gonna have pixel art sprites in like

fully 3d we're never gonna have that again because pixel art sprites probably take more work than like actually just making what what's not pixel art pixel art is hard yeah it's it's it's it's kind of hard to do it was it was fine when that's all they could do is that is how you make games but now they're like, no, no, we don't want to do that. It's a skill set that nobody really has anymore. Like people, people, when people, when somebody grows up now and they want to make video games, they're learning like unity and unreal, like they're not,

right, they're not learning how to make fucking pixel art. Right. Right. Right. Tragic. Generally Yeah. Anyway, Did he's, did he's gay? Ditties, I mean, he's definitely, there's some gay in them for sure because you know he wasn't just fucking women. You know that. Like, there's no way you're going to have. 700 dildos or whatever the fuck.

You can have that many dildos and just be, and just fucking chicks. Like, there's no way. There's, I don't have 700 dildos. I have zero and it upsets me. I'm like,

why is there no dildos in this house? I have none and I'm okay with that. You're fucking lame, dude. You're fucking lame as shit. All right. Let's move on. Let's move on to this,

this, this, so, Derek's kind of new to this. He just stumbled into this morning, apparently. morning. But, uh, some of you guys, some of you listeners might be familiar with, um, the act man. Um, we've talked about it. I have we, has he guessed it on the show like

remotely? I don't think so. No, no, no yet. I remember vividly talking about him when we did the, the one live show because it was him versus quantum TV. Quantum TV. That's right. Yeah. And this is a very similar situation, which is funny. Yeah. So, uh, I'll, I'll catch you guys up to speed. So act man, obviously a YouTube content guy, good dude, I like him a lot. We've hung out a couple times. I think the last time I saw him was Creator Clash. Yeah, it was a cool guy.

Yeah. And he was drunk and asking me to make more videos. That was sweet. But he was, so recently, he's gotten into a bit of a kerfuffle, a bit of a, a bit of a brewhaha, if you will, with this guy named Andy Pants Gaming. Now, Andy Pants Gaming is a guy,

I've never heard of before this whole situation happened. He's a largely, largely like nothing person. He makes the kind of stuff you would expect. He makes like, oh, well, why are females so ugly in video games now? Why is woke? Everything's woke. Everything's gay. That's the big one.

Everything's gay. Like literal, why? He said, no hyperbole is a gay, DIY propaganda. Exactly. No hyperbole. Dude, no exaggeration. literally that. It's literally that kind of content. And so

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20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

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Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. That's right. Yeah. And then Actman was in the thumbnail. He called out, I think, if I'm remembering correctly, he called out Actman, Luke Stevens, and Skillup. All these people I know, I don't know Luke very well at all, I don't think.

But I know Skillup and Actman, obviously. So it was very funny to see. I never actually watched that video. But I saw the thumbnail because I figured I know what the video is going to be. Of course you do. I was like, oh, yeah, I get it. That's funny. And I saw Actman watch it.

And so he agreed to basically debate this Andy Pants guy, Actman. So they go on a stream together. And he just kind of trounces him. Not like brutally or anything. he just clearly, like, Andy Pants didn't, he, well, first of all,

he has no point. Like, he doesn't have a good point. He doesn't have good reasoning. He doesn't have anything to say. And so, Ackman was just constantly like, what are you,

like, what are you doing here, dude? Like, just dog walking him. And the stream ends. Oh, God, he's embarrassing him. This is crazy.

And so the stream, so the stream ends. And then I guess something happens where, you know, he disables the comments. He unlists the stream. He relists the stream, but like,

keeps the comments disabled. And so, Actman posts the stream on his channel with comments enabled saying like, hey, look, if I did badly, whatever, like come, come criticize me. I don't care. We'd keep the comments up. And so he, so Andy copyright striped him, which is big no-no. Like, there's no faster way to get yourself on the shit list of literally everybody on YouTube

than to do that. Like, it really is, it might as well have killed yourself on camera with a, with a port. You might as well have put a gun in your mouth and shot yourself with a with like a canvas behind you with like the best of me written on it. You might as well kill yourself on camera. Bro, no, in particular, to do it also not only just to do it, but to do it to the act man. Not him. Yeah. Do it to the act attorney essentially.

Like he just gave him a golden goose. Like he just like, oh, let's make another grandiose video tearing you to him. If you didn't like Kelly, you just gave Kelly so much money for the next few months. What are you doing, sir? So much money. That's my friend. So I'm not on your side, buddy. But like if anybody was there to tell you like, hey, not that one, don't keep engaging this guy.

Did he not see what he did to Quantum? Quantum's dead now. That's a smoking. He's a smoking. He's a smoking crater now. He's still, it's been over a year. He's a smoking crater. It's just, dude, like, you cannot, people will mobilize around copyright strike abuse, like,

nothing. Right. Like, it is, it really is, like, a sacred kind of rule where it's like, especially, like, look, there's an argument to be made whether or not people, you know, are stealing content or whatever, right? Like, fine. But in this scenario, especially as YouTube has evolved over time, like, it's just, you just generally agreed upon, I've noticed that if people are on a debate with each other,

they both upload the thing. Like, that's been like a pretty common. Of course. That has always been a thing. Because they're, yeah, that's, yeah, but especially now as debate content has been kind of like. Oh, yeah. Because long form content is more the meta now. A lot of people are posting their own sides of the debate and, you know, whatever.

And then there's like the debate host channel that has it. It's a pretty common rule here. And so for this dude to just not be aware of that, or just not care? Not care. It's crazy. He had to be coming in his own pants. So this guy.

He had to be like shit himself or something like that. There's no way. Let's talk about this guy. So to be fair, I've only had about maybe 40 minutes to look into him. There's a video. I don't know the gentleman's name. I wish I would like to shout him out because he actually made a really good video. Oh, it's still up here.

This guy's name is the Gamer Tron Show. And he made Andy Pants Gaming is a liar and I can prove it. And so I was looking at other stuff and I got 20 minutes into this video. And 20 minutes into it was already just like in fucking sanity how lazy of a grifter he is. How he started off being a political gaming platform talking about how much he enjoyed fucking, what was the Ubisoft game that just came out with the boats and shit, the ships? Oh, Skull and Bones. He fucking enjoyed the shit of Skull and Bones and was pushing back against people that were shitting on it.

He enjoyed Redfall. He thoroughly enjoyed Redfall. One of his favorite games, I can't remember what it was, but it was a very, you know, gay and inclusive, you know, like diverse game. It was like a fucking, like an Overwatch type of thing. I can't remember what it was called. But it was his game of the year.

I forgot what it was. I wish I remember what it was called, but he liked him more than Halo Infinite. He was basically all of his old content. And then fucking like not even a month later, he made that wire games not all masculine. And once that blew up, Then he started making this just specifically gay content,

of anti-gay content, privated a bunch of his old content to show that, oh, how he used to be a complete pussy and liked terrible games. He liked terrible games. He liked games that were underwhelming. Well, how he described it in that you, did you watch the debate? I unfortunately didn't get to because since it was taken down.

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tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

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he's like, yeah, I used to go hard for Xbox and like, whatever. like so what and there's a point there's a point in the in the video where he's like where he talks it he kind of gives away the game a little bit

where he's like yeah I'm a religious person and I debated atheists and then I lost 22 subscribers so I shouldn't have done that and he just kind of says that and it's actman didn't really pick up on it

pick up I wish he would have went harder because there were certain points where I'm like dude what the fuck did you just you're so stupid this guy I would have torn this guy to shreds and I think actin was being like a lot nicer than he needed to be.

But it's just like, dude, you're not being an authentic person. If you feel this way and you want to debate atheists, losing 22 subscribers shouldn't be like, oh, I shouldn't do that. You know what I mean? That's just like, that's you.

Is it not? Right. So now aren't you literally, by not doing what you want to do to placate an audience, aren't you then pandering in the way that you accuse these game studios of doing it?

I don't know. It's very fucking silly. His point about masculinity in games is really fucking stupid What was he trying to say? His point was that in the debate His point was that We used to get hyper-masculine games And now everything is feminine

100% of games are gay and woke Literally he says this statistic It's so lazy It's so lazy But I mean it doesn't even take into account The fact that like, dude, most games don't I don't know how to I don't know how to tell somebody

this because it feels like they just don't play games. So it feels weird that they're even having a conversation. But most games don't have set in stone protagonists now. Like most games are build your own people kind of games now. Like what was the last game that even had like a... Actually, the one that comes to mind is one that I played recently, Immortals of Avium, which is literally you play as a straight white guy. Right.

Like... I feel like most games in... Like games that are... like new like new IPs very much so yes like new IPs you're definitely like you're do whatever the fuck you want like hey here's a blank slate make your character have four dick's two pussies eight hands like but before like obviously you're doing like a series like yes god of war three is god of war two is not going to have you play as a trans a trans woman running around with freaking atreus some of the biggest games i mean think about arthur morgan

Think about fucking Peter Parker. Dude. Think about like fucking, uh, space marines that just came out. Space Marines too. Those guys are more hyper-masculine. It's unhealthy. Dune Slayer. Space Marine.

Space Marine, Doom Eternal. Obviously, they're remakes, but Dead Space and Resident Evil 4 fucking. Still. Straight white guys. Yeah. It's, it's, it's complete nonsense. What's happening? It's lazy.

It's lazy. It's not, they know it's not true. What's happening is that there are more games that don't have solid protagonists because more games are letting you. build your own character. That's what's happening. Sure. Yeah. And by the way, it's helpful to note that when games like Gears of War or Doom or Space Marine, when those games come out, that is also pandering.

Thank you, Chris. Thank you, Christopher. Thank you for understanding what words mean and understanding how things are supposed to be defined. I appreciate it. I should clarify. It's not pandering in the malicious way that they ascribe to everything. But it's like they have an. audience that they have in mind to capture and it's like this is we're making this game for this audience

it's targeted content it's literally targeted content i i am fully aware that when a gears of war games comes out and it's like fucking rah rah fucking bloody chainsaws i'm fully aware that they are looking at my demographic and being like they're gonna eat this shit up and you know what i'll gladly reward it's the same thing for me when fucking when bg3 came i was like oh this is the kind of game i want to play or fucking or dragon age dragon age i shouldn't be buying dragon age There's no reason I shouldn't want to buy that game. It just blows my mind. It just blows my mind that people don't understand like when a game panders or like when a game targets a different audience, that that's not an exception to the, like that's not like a different thing.

You're just not in the exact window of what's happened. Like this is the same thing. It's the same way it's always operated. It's just you're not the prime target. Yeah. And that's fine. And that is. And that turns into is like it's, if it's because something is for someone else.

does not mean it's antithetical to you. See, the thing is a lot of those people making the content understand that, but they are capturing the fucking dummies that think that everything, even though they're not even going to, but I remember this, dude. I remember when the culture war was really starting to slow down. I might have mentioned this before, but there was CW's Catwoman was coming out. And then a bunch of people, and I made a video being like, why would I be upset about this?

this is clearly not for me. A CW show I've tried watching CW shows. I gave Arrow and Flash a little bit. Arrow started off being okay and then it turned into a CW show and I was like oh this clearly is not for me. It's for young people,

especially young women. That is their target demographic CW shows. That is fine. That's completely fine. I was just like, as soon as I realized it was like, oh, I stopped watching. I'm not upset.

I was just like, oh, it's just not. interesting to me not my train anymore you know like this would literally this would dude it would literally it would literally be like me being fucking furious at persona for being so anime yeah like why is persona so fucking anime what is it's so fucking japanese it's so fucking japanese and chippy and dumb and gay what the fuck is this dumb shit it's like this is i'm not this is not for me yeah i i don't know

it's exhausting it's the it what upsets me is because it's not even the Andy Pants game because the Grifters are going to come. It's just, and it's just annoying that they don't have to try even a little bit anymore. Because back in the day, back in the day, snake oil salesmen would get hanged

and ran out of town. So they'd have to try to really be convincing to be like, I'm selling you something that is worth having. Now it is the laziest, shittiest bullshit, and they're still accepting it. And I'm like, what is happening? Derek, they would get hung.

They don't get hanged. dude and ran out of town. You'd have them dangling from a branch violently. Back in the day, some people, when they were clearly being snuffed out, like sussed out there, like, this guy is selling me bullshit. And then the town would beat the fuck out of them, run them out of town, hang them, whatever, arrest them. They would, there would be consequences.

They would pick, they would beat them half to sleep through and walk up to a volcano and drop them in. Heartlessly, like with like two frames. Fucking a horse. They had to have a horse taking them to the volcano. draw and quarter them as he's falling into the volcano. So they got to sacrifice the horses too, unfortunately. Unfortunately, the horse has got to go too.

So wait, so, wait. So how I'm imagining this is working is that they almost... The air dropping. So, no, no, no. So he's in the center of the volcano. He's dangling from like a helicopter. And then in the four quadrants of the edge of the volcano, there are horses tied to his limbs and then they throw the horses into the volcano.

And then they yank his arms and legs off and then just dip him into the volcano with the helicopter. The horses always die to though. They always died too. It's unfortunate. Right. Well, it's a good thing there are so many. Yeah, they have plenty of horses. Yeah, plenty of horses.

These are drawing quarter horses specifically meant for sacrifice. Did you guys ever see that horses feet like horses, hooves, they keep growing? I didn't know they kept growing. Yeah, they're like tentacles. Yeah. No, no. No, the nail part. That's a nail.

Oh, I don't know. Whatever. I could give a fuck. I don't know. I could give a fuck. You tried to answer. I gave you something antithetical to your answer.

And you got upset and shut me down. Yeah, we were talking about the horse tentacles. So I just, I don't care. I don't want to be a part of anyone. I don't want to be a person. I will. Yeah. No, so you're totally right though.

Like the, the effort that, the effort that used to have to go into it at least demanded some level of respect. And now it kind of does it. Yeah. Now it's just like. This is like you're phoning this in. So obviously to the point where like you're not even really preparing for a debate in front of your entire audience to the point where like you look so stupid even to them.

Right. And it's like imagine like I don't know man. There's just no effort there. Dude sucks. It's crazy. I just I barely learned about it. I was like I can't believe this guy has videos that have like over a million views or something. And it is the laziest fucking congeny.

He's not saying anything. He's just saying, this shit is gay. And I'm like, not even in a funny, ironic way, like how we would banter about shit. But literally just being like, Actman started that debate being like, this is satire, right? Like, you're joking, right? Because it is, it is. That's what it sounds like. It feels satirical. It feels satirical. It feels satirical. But it's also profitable. So it's like, hey, look, man, like he's going to, he's going to do it because it's going to make him, it's going to make him more money. than his authentic opinion is going to make him. Oh, 1,000. That's exactly what happened, right? When he was just like, oh, I'm going to say I'm Christian and I hate gays. And then all of a sudden the money started pouring in. And like, well, dude, do you remember, just real quick, do you remember the fucking Harry Potter thing where there was a lot of these guys,

these anti-woke people that were supporting Harry Potter because there was some people trying to boycott because of, what's her name? J.K. Rowling's anti-trans rhetoric. And so they were supporting that shit. But then this guy's saying, don't play this shit. It's witchcraft. And then he's like, I'm just like, bro, what? You got, are you serious?

Yeah, 100%. He was like, like a Christian man would not play these game, would not play this game. And then, you know, it completely ignores Doom, though. You know, you can play games with demons in it and shit. That's fully. Yeah, yeah, that's fine. The Hogwarts legacy stuff. No, because you're a holy justifier of God's will and doom.

You're bringing down damnation on the devil's work. Yeah, I guess. Right. You kill angels in that game, though, technically. So, like, yeah, or Dome Eternal, I know. Even though, like, literally Doom guys demon charge, if I'm not mistaken. That's why it's so fucking crazy. I mean, it's, I just, he's all over the fucking place, but it's,

oh, man, I just, it does make me, um, it does make me want to more than ever, maybe just even, because there's a guy, um, in a hip-hop space. His name is deleted and he distorts his voice. And he's been taught, he's been kind of like gaining a little. little bit of traction. Now, he's not a grifter or anything, but it may... I think I've seen this content before. He has, um... He might have seen he... He's like a half mask on. It's like some anime shit. Yeah, something like you've seen him before. But, uh, so it made me think more than ever. I'm like, you know what?

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I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows.

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It's me pretty quickly. So I'm like, oh, I'll destroy my voice like this, dude. And just literally do what this Andy Pants guy's doing. And then as soon as I hit 100K, I'm just going to be like, oh, yeah, I'm just kidding. I was lying the whole time. I've been lying all the time. I'm done. I was fun.

I got my fucking liar. I'm a fucking liar. I'm a stupid plaque or whatever. I got the plaque thing. I'm done. I would have it say like 100,000 subscribers. And you know how you can have them, you can have it say whatever, whatever you wanted to say? I'll just have it's like all of them, all of them idiots.

To immortalize them. Should it be, what it sounds better, grifter gaming or like grift gaming? Like, should it be like, No, you can't, you can't draw attention to it. You can't put it to the truth. But I feel like they would,

they would think it's unironic or something and they would think it's cool. No? That's true. No? That's true, me. Yeah, that's what happened to just, right? The internet is full of people that are totally, rindly autistic, right?

You have to go, you have to go almost old school. You have to go like the, what do you got? Uh, the, Here's something You remember those? Yes Like it would be some fucking cartoon character in a suit

Yes I was gonna be a top hat and a fucking Going like this And then having like three different fucking frames It would be this It would be like arms crossed Then it would be Thinking And then it would be upset

Yes Yes That has to be the upset one You're right That's fucking amazing. All right, so this is what I'm going to start. I'm going to start not gay gaming. That thing is going to be so fun.

And then I'll be the... I like it. But put gaming in there. I'm making that account right now. I'm making that YouTube account right now, actually. That account. I got to figure out. had to do AI, how to, how to, I gotta, I'll do like a V-Tuber.

I have like a V-tuber. They go under, like, saying a bunch of shit with a voice distorter. And then one day he'll just be mean. I'm like, you guys are dumb. This is not a bad. This is, this is the most excited I felt to do something like this in a while. I swear to God, I'm actually kind of pumped for like, like, you wouldn't even have to put too much ever.

You could record it with your phone, you know, whatever. Dude, because what do you, like, what do you, like, no one's ever, like, I guess everybody's loved the money too much. Like, I can't get up this money. But the idea of, like, having, like, a. channel like that like a fucking super conservative channel then like you hit like a hit like your hundred k and you like you're

a video face you're like you guys are fucking dumb man yeah I'll believe it I was I was lying wait hold on what's the time stamp wait hold on what's the time stamp on this um so what are we at oh 51 I was like it's been so long since we done this I'm like where is it so 51 51 40 so 51 block I want you to censor out when I say the channel

name that I said. All of our I think I do I do want to use it. I think I I think I am going to do this. Because because I love that name so much.

It sucks. I love it too. I love the idea of fucking around with it. It's so. It's really dumb but it's also really funny. Who gets to 100K first?

We'll see who gets out of it. Oh my God. Let's do it. Yeah. The race to relevance. Oh my God. The race to relevant. It's going to be so easy.

Especially, you know why it's going to be easy? Because we're not completely stupid. So just having even a little bit of elevated, like, of a talking point to a grift would probably make people like, this guy's really fucking intelligent. Instead of just being like, how astute. Game gay. Get, game gay. No, don't support Western gaming. And I'm like, oh, brilliant.

Brilliant. I'm starting this channel today. and we're gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna spend so much of my night on Photoshop building this stupid fucking or no bleep that out too okay okay gotcha

wait hold on sorry we put all of our names so we can fucking start up and do it and then we get us like we just kind of float around the manosphere too we'll figure out we get shot out from like Tate and Sneco all right let's move on

I'm actually excited I'm really excited about this all right last thing Dragon Age some new Dragon Age stuff. Sweeney didn't see it, I think. Oh, good. Yeah, I don't know. How you, I don't know how you guys.

It seems, look, mixed, but mostly positive. I've seen people say it's actually really fun. Like, that's what it is. Like, it's a really fun game, at least. I think what's going to happen is the people that are DA origin stands, there's nothing you can do for them. There's just not, it just can't. You know, it's nothing.

So you can't really focus on that. anymore. So I would say focus on people who enjoyed at least even mildly enjoyed Inquisition. So then it's like, all right. So then there's somewhat of a decent comparison. And listen to those people. They're like, yeah, I think people are going to enjoy the game. But there are little things here and there, like say, I'm looking at that I don't understand. I've actually been really trying, I've been trying to find, I've been trying to find somebody. I've been trying to find a picture of a of a canary that doesn't look absolutely fucking ridiculous like I'm oh yeah no the canari what is happening with that what is going on with that they look really silly I don't understand

what why because it looks like a half human half kudari thing and I'm like they look silly they made them they made them like not people literally it literally looks like somebody from the concord team made them yeah like like snuck into bio wearing was like let me design the canary please I don't understand because Dragon Age origins they just look like you know well they showed the one guy

you just kind of like a nigga you know it was like oh this is like the black people I guess or something you know like cornrows and shit and then and then number two all of a sudden I'm like yo what happened these motherfuckers like demons now and I was like they look fucking amazing I was like this is a cool ass design three I mean

and two they look the coolest they look they look fucking amazing too they're like terrifying. They're literally teethlings, like actually, if I'm not mistaken. Pretty much. I think they're like, they're like, this isn't teaflings. Like, this is it teaflings. Yeah.

These are our own creation. Yeah, it's pretty. It's the, I'm kind of holding on to like, maybe they'll have regular looking ones in the game that aren't customizable because I've only seen that customizable shit. I'm just trying to see some canary titties, bro. I'm being honest, bro. I'm tired of, I'm tired of, like, being respectful. man. I'm just trying to see naked canaries, bro.

Yeah, they did drop the ball. That's what I'm there for. You can go back and play Inquisition and see that, I think the Iron Bowl's penis. I think you see that. It's not a penis. I'm not for a penis right now. That's later. That's right. Fair enough. Later. Yeah, he, yeah, I don't know, man.

So far of what I've seen in the game, it looks kind of cool. Like, I'm kind of flirting with the idea, maybe checking it out. But, like, that canari design looks fucking terrible. Like, objectively, objectively it's bad. Like there's no, there's no, it astounds me that nobody on the team was like, hey.

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1. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365.

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This looks so stupid. You've got to change it. He's not even big the way they're supposed to be. I thought it was, is it like, is what's happening? Is he a hybrid? Are there real Kunari in the game, and he's a hybrid?

Because it looks like a half-human, half-Kunari thing. Can Canari? Humans have babies some shit? Like, what the fuck is going on with their heads? Can Canaris have babies with people? As far as they've, I don't think they've ever, uh, you can fuck them because, but like, I don't know if they could breed.

They've never, they've never explored that. This is, this is kind of, this is kind of the thing where, like, I feel like, this is a toxic positivity type thing, I think. I see the radiation of toxic positivity. Because there's no way an idea like this would make it this far into production to the point where like this is how the design is going to ship unless you had a culture at the studio of like we cannot we can't be truly constructively critical of the work going on here which apparently was like a big reason why concord looked the way it was yeah that was like Colin broke that story

on um sacred um it's been making the rounds on twitter it's crazy but like apparently that studio was like that game was really prioritized by the higher ups to the point where like any any critique was pretty much not listen to or allowed or people didn't feel comfortable like actually saying like what looked bad and what didn't look

because like it was so supported by like upper management and stuff makes sense so like that strikes me like the Canari design here strikes me is something like that

where it's like no self-respecting person could look at that and say good job fascinating sick like oh good job like you look you need

you don't have to be a dick but you do have to be straight with people when you're making shit like this because this looks bad dude it does not the game not the overall game not the gameplay not the story not the not the overall visual design although like

that's kind of subjective I think it kind of looks like whatever but if it was if it was Halo and it looked like this I'd be like a little bit weirded out by it for sure like it's jarring but like the canaria the most offensive thing about it like easily it's it's by like a long shot it is fucking mind blowing that and how it look and you're probably right

which makes me worry about because the most important thing more important than the gameplay really to die hard Jagged age fans is the narrative the narrative the fucking character development um is it like is there going to be like a good growth and a good arc and shit like that

and if something like this slips it does worry me a little bit that that could translate to things like what will you look at the art design you're like this is a little funny um it also can be the characters and like Verrick is a very well-established character since too. If he's not classic Verick, God damn, it's gonna be hard to get the play.

It'll be around him. If he's not like, you know what I'm saying? So with things like that, then I'm like, all right, this is the only thing I may not, oh, I'm gonna buy it. This is, I just know right around. It's 60 bucks too, so it's not even 70. So I'll say, fuck it. The fact that you're like trying to like do this facade,

like you're not gonna, it's like me saying I'm not gonna buy. Like, I'm buying the fuck out of that game. Like there's, no way I'm not getting the game. It's funny how $10 actually would have probably changed my, made a difference for me. There's no way. If it was,

if it was sold at 70 bucks, I probably would be like, ah, I went away for it. 10 dollar difference. And I'm like, I don't know, I went away.

It would take you getting the game and telling me it's completely dog shit for me not to buy that game. You'd have to be like, it's completely dog shit. I mean, is there anything you like, you'd have to be like, no.

And I'd be like, I'd probably wouldn't get it. If you're like, oh, there's this cool, there's this cool combo. I'd be like, all right, I guess. I guess I'm involved.

I'll check it out. God, that would hurt my soul so badly if it, if the game turns out to me, I just can't, I can't see, like, I can't have been waiting for 10 fucking years for a new game. And I can't imagine it being completely unplayable, like, unenjoyable. That would really, but it does scare me a little bit because, um, that's how I actually been seeing, you know what I just looked out last night? Mass Effect and Draman is on sale again, you know, bunch of sales. The Steam's games are always on sale. I looked at the reviews and there was a ton of

positive reviews pouring in. And I was like, what the fuck's happening? So I started reading some of them. What version of canon is this? I was just like, okay, there's a lot of people that aren't, I guess, they're probably not die hard into the trilogy. And so as a standalone game, this game is okay. And I feel like people's standards are pretty low, but I think that's the biggest thing. If you're not aware of any of the other games and you play this as just a sci-fi third-person shooter, it's okay. It's, it's, uh,

one, the thing that makes it so shitty is thinking about how vast the other fucking games were and how diverse their aliens were. And how fucking lame the, like the, the reapers and shit were cool and stuff. And then now this, this new alien in the adromeda and a whole new galaxy and this was the best they can fucking come up with, these purple dumb niggas.

And then they just, it turned into a like these subservient rock diggers and then like it's and then there's just these robot things the revenant it's so fucking lame but like if you didn't have anything to compare it to not too bad it's like are the are the um are the because you're in a new galaxy that's the biggest problem is they're in a new galaxy and they're they're still so similar to us that's the big problem i give from everybody like just humanoids i was like are you fucking kidding me do so like i love the l-core you know and like like in the the fucking Milky Way

where like it's so clear that these dudes are very far away from like a Turian or a human or something. They're not from here. They're not from here at all. There's something very different about these guys or the fucking Hanar, those jellyfish dudes. Like I'm like this is cool. And then

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Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? By the easiest way is dialing pound law.

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Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Jelly, purple, like, they suck. They look like, like, oh, it's a Barty character or something, Barney and Friends. I was like, these guys suck. And then their feet are kind of like Corians. I'm like, this is so late.

Holy shit. If you've never... What were they called in that? I can't even remember what they're called. I said ass effect by accident. You said as a Freudian slip, bro. That was a Freudian slip because that shit was ass. I can't even remember what they're called.

Duh. Andromeda purple. I can't remember what they're called. Someone's Google is just that. That's how they move through Google. Oh, ew. They're called... I can't remember what they're called.

Ew, I forgot about these. That's how uninspired they were. I can't even remember for the life of me what they're called. Hold on. Let me click. I remember the guy's name is Jarrell, I think. Is that right? Or no, that's Superman's dad.

I don't know if that's right. Jorrell? I don't know that's right. You said Jarrell. I didn't even pick up on it. I don't even know if that's. It's something close to that, I think. You see that's a problem.

Jall. Jall? is that it? Jahl is shown to be a straightforward ally but Jal is part of the Anta. Anta. And Tari? Anagarin resistance.

Oh my God, I don't even know, dude. See, as a Mass Effect fucking Stan, it's, you know it's bad when I can't even remember, like, what these guys are. And I played just a few months ago, remember? Just a few months ago, I was fucking around with this game. And I couldn't finish it. I was like, this sucks. I can't.

And I'm like, but, if I never played any of the other mass effects this might be an okay like oh you know that was an interesting story because it's so not tied to the original trilogy that even like the references there's barely any references to the old trilogy they don't talk about the fucking war really

they don't talk about like all the shit that was going down by the time they left so wait so explain to me what happened so pretty much after everything happens with three if you do the basic ending Andromeda picks up afterwards Are people from No

No okay no So what happens No Adromeda picks up I think Around the second game Of Mount Mass back two I think it's number two Because basically they're doing this mission

To just oh We want to colonize another galaxy essentially We want to make sure that the humans survive Or it's not even humans It's just the Milky Way residents survive so they're going over here to undertake this mission. If I remember correctly, I think it might be into response of the Reapers, but I can't remember specifically.

But it's not a, this is not a post. This is, I think, I can just look it up real fast. Because it's been so long since I've looked up anything in this game. What I'm saying possibly could be 100% wrong. Let me just look at it up real fast. Um, Mass Effect Endromeda I'm looking at, dude, I'm looking up

I'm looking this shit up and man It sucks. It sucks. Like I can't There's such a There's such a suck energy to like every screenshot from Massifact Endromeda, it's crazy. Like the like every image that I see of it just screams suck. Like it feels just suck. It's crazy.

Yeah. It doesn't look good. It's between, yeah, Mass Effect 2 and 3, yeah. So, yeah, this is like a response to, I think it was for like a survival thing because it might, you know, it might just everyone. Somebody shots here and he was like, I got to come back in the future and kill him. And they were like, all right, we should probably get out of here. We should probably pack up and move, man. Oh, no, man.

He's got a weird. The characters compared to the original trilogy. Like said, the characters suck. I like the old Krogan. he's like a thousand years old or something good character But there's an old Krogan Yeah

Don't they not live very long? No they live to like about a thousand something Oh really? Yeah Krogan's for a long time Yeah Krogan Asari They live long as shit

Um Yeah So like he's cool I like him because Krogens are just badass in general They're just no nonsense And they just talk a lot of shit So he's just fun

By default Um Like he's like a like a patriarch or like Kind of a type of character So he's pretty cool Um Yeah, everybody else kind of sucks. All the other characters,

the human chick that's not a lesbian but looks like one, she sucks. The British black dude sucks. He's so, at least he's better than, what's his name, Taylor, Jacob,

Jesus Christ. It's like they try to make the Green Lantern John Stewart except for just strip him of any personality. I was like, oh, make this black military guy. I mean, his,

his loyalty mission is kind of interesting, but then it doesn't really, go any but then it doesn't really go anywhere after Jacob is just kind of like oh yeah yeah his dad as a really good loyalty mission is loyalty first dad like a very black person beautiful beautiful fucking i love how like they they really showcase when you first land how beautiful this fucking uh this planet is where he's from yeah so or the where they were crash landed where they're like where they crash landed and so it's like oh this is beautiful and stuff and it's a cool mission seeing that is dad's a fucking dumb piece of shit and took advantage of the people and made them eat the poison fruit and uh so

That was a cool mission. But, like, after that, that was the most interesting thing. And Jacob, there was times in the game where he would push back to even talk to him. Oh, no, it's not a good time or son. I'm like, what the fuck? What is this? Stop. Yeah.

I'm like, I never, I don't think I talked to Jacob once. And it is, in fact, because he's, yeah, like, after I did his loyalty mission, I didn't, I didn't bring him anywhere. I've never not used him. I mean, I'm sorry, I've never used him except for the loyalty. mission, right? I used Jacob a few times, but then like... What is he even good for? What does he do?

I don't even remember. I think he's an infiltrator. Is he? Because I literally don't. I couldn't tell you. I don't remember. The thing is that... He had a pool field.

He had a pool field for a while, which was, which was helpful, but then I got it. And then I was like, oh, well, I'm not using you for fucking literally any reason. And to be fair, like, I did avoid him primarily because he was black. He did scare me. He did scare me. He did like, he made... He made me, like, cross the street. I woke up to my gaming channels.

Welcome to my gaming. That's right. This is the first thing I'm going to, this is my first video on, on my, on my, on my grifting channel is, it's going to be, um, the problem with why Jacob Taylor shouldn't have been in Mass Effect at all. It's going to be nothing to do with the fact that he just isn't a great character. It's going to be all to do with the fact that he's clearly black. With a thumbnail black? Dude. Brilliant.

He's black. Why are you black? You're making a lot of good points there. The problem is that Jacob is like, it's hard to not just use Garris in that game. But it's like a solid, like it's a real effort to not use him. Because he's so broken.

He's so fucking strong. I will take, look, I enjoy, like say, just for the banter, I like to hear some of, like, Morden, I love his banter. I love how arrogant he is. I just look because he's just like, I know I'm the shit.

I know I'm so smart and all this stuff and he's like pretty erring. I love it. And his fucking, if he talked to him long enough, like his show tunes, he shows like he gets into his show tunes and he breaks out into,

to dance and song. It's fucking amazing. It's just like, this is, these are cool. Jacob doesn't do anything like that. He's just like, yeah,

stuff happened and I did stuff. And I'm like, wow. Wow. What a contrast. Like Thane Creos, he's kind of, of flat too, but really interesting.

Like, you know, like, this, this, this, this, this, like, religious assassin guy. Like, it's, he's flat, but also compelling. I was like, man, I look. Yeah, I like, I like, when I, when I got to Thane, I remember feeling like, oh, I don't know, this is kind of bland, but then, like, by the end of it, I was like, oh, no. This is a dope. I don't know what the hell happened, man. Like, I don't know if all their riders left or whatever, but, like, they did.

I think that's exactly what happened. They're off doing better things. Probably that is what happened. That's why I'm a little bit afraid of the Vell Guard. I'm a little bit. Just little things that aren't a big deal, but they're kind of starting to add up a little bit. That game has to be a four out of ten for me not to buy.

There's just, I'm a little, I'm just concerned. I'm going to buy. I'm sorry. I'm going to say, I am going to buy it too, but there's little things adding up that I'm just ignoring, you know, little things piling up that are just, The thing is that I heard the game is fun. I heard there's some really cool character moments.

So I'm like, all right, cool. I'll try. If it's bad, I'll just, I don't know. I'll kill myself on stream. With the longest gun you can find. Just a fucking absurdly long gun. It'll be in the kitchen. And he'll be like, Kingston, what's this?

I'm like, don't worry. I love you, though. It's like an elephant rifle. You have another webcam. So that's in the corner of your screen That shows it from the kitchen That gets the splatter on it Why are you gay?

Splat. It's amazing. Dude that fucking, did you see that guy that's like, someone called it reverse gas lighting? They're like, when I snap my fingers, you'll forget that you were ever gay.

And then the guy's like, I was never gay. He's like, it's so good. That shit is so good. That's it. That video reminded me of like, that reminded me of like a Leslie Nielsen

like style that was like a late 70s early 80s kind of like joke I fuck with that yeah that would be written it's like if I snap my fingers you'll forget you were ever gay I wasn't but I was never gay

I was never gay He's like yeah you're right Exactly I've cured you That was good I was like this is fucking Just they both played their parts So well

That was so good Yeah it was great That's a great clip I've cured you friend I've cured you. You're better now. Exactly. You're all better now. You can't just, you can't just

snap your fingers in stata or something and I'm just not gay. All right. Should we move on to a question? I forgot to do the intro. Oh. Right now with Ram Trucks Declaration of Deals. Well qualified current FCA lessees. Get a low mileage lease on the 26. Ram,500

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is a America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

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I forgot to say, go to patreon.com slash a snark tank, whatever. I'll try to remember that next time. Yeah, I'll do. But we're going to go into questions now. Remember, you can leave us a question over at patreon.com slash a snark tank. Throw us a penny or two over there and get your question right on the show. We get a lot of questions. So sometimes we miss them.

But if we miss them, there's a pretty good chance that they might end up on an extra ammo, which are Patreon exclusive episodes that are only available to patrons. So go check that stuff out. If you so desire. So, yeah, let's start with this one. Freddie, your biggest fan, wrote in. He says, sup older brothers. My beautiful, gorgeous girlfriend is moving four hours to university.

How do I stay in touch? I like that. Now this is like a... Beautiful gorgeous girlfriend. I like that. You're getting points for that one. You're getting points. Yeah, you're getting points.

Listen, man, I don't know. Long-distance stuff is a lot easier today than it ever has been. So, like, part of me is like, I don't know, man. Just, if it's worth it, just, I don't know, man. Just, just, I don't know, man. Just FaceTime. this discord play play stuff together

I don't know there's so many ways to keep in touch keep in touch now like I think about so like my older family or like my friend's older family and they were like

yeah my husband's just in the war for five in Iraq yeah he's just in the war for fucking you know and I get a letter sometimes and it's like if they can figure it out

you can figure it out with like all this communication for sure but at the same time that's what leads to the idea of people like feeling them

what is it called FOMO FOMO What do you mean? Because before like Home, did you say homo? No, I said, no, I'm curious about No, I didn't say homo No, I'm curious about what you mean by FOMO

What I do you see on? Because because it gives the internet And how much more connected we are to everything People being alone makes them feel more alone Because seeing people not being alone If that makes any sense I know what you mean I know what you mean

I know what you mean. It is, it was more routine People weren't as fucked up on it back then because it was so routine to not really contact each other. You know, as a great example of that, my, let's see, my, my, so Jojo's mom didn't grow up with FaceTime or anything, obviously, fucking she's in her 50s. But now, she's so connected to it. She like, it's a thing and texting regularly where before it was one of those things where

my mom's like, be back before sundown or something back in the day. And I wouldn't hear from her at all. And then now my friend, Jojo, fucking parents blowing up their phone all the time. And I'm like, weird. How you didn't even grow up with this shit, but you got attached to this now. And now you're constantly kind of dependent on. And so hopefully you guys weren't like in a situation where you guys were constantly blowing each other up. Because it might be a little difficult of an adjustment period.

But if you're like my ass who doesn't really talk to anybody and I try to explain everyone. No offense. I just, I just fucking burnt out all the time. I just don't, I don't talk to anybody. People are like, oh,

my buddy, he lives in Glendale and he's like, hey, man, let's go to lunch. You know, I haven't seen you in like fucking 10 years. And I'm like,

yeah, yeah, yeah. He doesn't even live that far away. And I was just like, yeah, I want, just,

you know, so if you guys can handle that, like, I mean, y'all can make it work, man. Like, Chris,

it's an on taking, but if you're, if you're, you describe here, clearly you, like, really, really are, care for this person. And if you care for them, you know, the work or work itself out, man, like, I've never, I've never really done a long-in-distance relationship because I just feel like I'm not, I'm not equipped for it personally. I don't think I have the ability to be able to deal with it.

Yeah. But it's possible. I've seen people make it work. So if it works, it works, it works. I mean, I've definitely, I've made it. Even, even, uh, prior ones before, um, you know, this sounds stupid to say, because, like, I maybe even question other people that would say this, but, um, them not, um, um, The prior ones that I've had, they didn't work out.

It was because of, you know, my partner at the time. The woman. It's always the woman's fault. No, like, I've always been, I've always personally been willing to put an effort. And since I've been what doing this job for like eight years or something like that, that I'm so flexible that it's easy for me to fucking work with shit like this. Where I could just fly over to another country and hang out for a while and still work. And so it was really easy for me to do this type of shit. And so if four hours to me would be like, oh, cool, it would be like driving to Vegas.

You know, so essentially it wouldn't be too, too bad to every once in a while just come and drive over there or even just catch a plane if the cheap, the flights are cheap, just to see each other every once in a while, which would satiate me, would satisfy me personally to be like, oh, that's cool. You know, we're grinding. And as long as you guys are both serious about this, you're going to, it'll be fine. Because that's really the biggest thing. as long as both y'all is serious about this shit because if one person's kind of like what is it like one foot like you know oh you're kind of like

not only one foot in the water then that's just like oh not nigga you got to both feet in both feed in that's it I wish I wish my girlfriend would be gone for four hours away from me constantly it'd be fucking amazing Hey man I mean you can spend too much time with fucking anybody

you can't like if you're if you're with somebody if you're with someone all the fucking time I'm like damn nigga nah fuck her dude all right all right Yeah, but good luck to both the, look to you and your gorgeous girlfriend. Yeah. Hopefully.

You guys not about prosperity, honestly. Hopefully Diddy don't get to her, man. Oh my God. Well, she's safe from Diddy now at least. That is very true.

What if she moved closer to Diddy? Oh, no. She's right by, where is he in jail right now? Right by his jail? I think, yeah, right by his cell.

Right by his cell is like there is her, her class and then his cell. You can see the, the, window. He's just staring at her. Exactly, dude. Come over here real quick.

Come over here and speak to me right now. Come bring me a file in a cake. Bring me a file and cake. No, baby only slips out of the bars, dude. He puts a little bit on his fingers and he gets slipped through the bar.

He's like, oh, good. You got to save the product for a later. Let's move on real quick. Riley Delete wrote it He says hey Chris Derek Derek and Sweeney I'll be brief Guests can we have more

new or returning guests on the show like Jalen Jojo Lily and more Jalen's even how you guys met Thanks guys enjoy the start of fall Riley Yeah we'll have more like I think Actually in the next

I don't want to necessarily make this promise Exactly because I don't know exactly if this will happen but definitely I think in the next like two weeks There's there's a one guest that I'm in the process of making getting ready for it. But then I think Jalen will also be

I think Jalen's going to be the first in-person one. That'll definitely happen. I can pretty safely say that'll happen within the next couple weeks. And then there's one in the immediate you know, hopefully pretty soon, even before that. That will be kind of a fun one, largely teased or largely anticipated.

So yeah, there will be, there will be more guests returning guests though uh yeah probably i definitely want to get act man on like that's the thing it's like i want i want actman to be in the studio with us so if i can figure out a way to get him to justify coming down he was just here for like vidcon or whatever so it might be a little bit too soon but i definitely want to get like another content person in the studio with us um before the end of the year i don't know how plausible that will be i don't know but it feels like it will it feels like it's possible like I don't I don't know but that is a focus for sure really outwardly said she'll never do the show again so I don't know maybe she's we should be a little

difficult did she say that Lily said never she'll never again said she fucking hates everything about this shit there's that's no we'll figure it out well shit now I'm forcing her on the show I don't get a fuck she says that's bullshit I don't get a fuck she says everything about she said particularly Derek makes her she said something about uh Jim crow and Derek I don't know man it was really intense I got scared and I kind of ran out the room when she started getting like physical with me. That does sound like Lily.

Yeah. Every time I see her she gives me this fucking like stink eye. I'm like, damn, bro. I was like, what I do? And she's like, you know,

you know. You were born. Yeah. She's like, you know. That's what I'm saying. Like I kind of wish Jim Crow was still a thing. And I'm like,

all right, fair enough. That's kind of, look, as terrible as it is, I respect somebody being that a problem, you know. Transfem with trash taste,

rodent. Transfamable. He says, Hey, you three lovely boys. with the complete failure of the Borderlands movie Is there any media adaptation you would love to see be made? Personally, I think an L.A. Noir film would go hard.

I haven't thought about L.A. Nguar in a long-ass time. Yeah, I keep meeting the... Wait, what's up? Well, I was going to say, isn't that just the detective movie? Yeah, because I was going to say, I think there were plenty of movies that are kind of like that, actually. Especially old back in the day when that was like, when cop porn was, you know, that was a thing.

That shit was... Dragnet fucking started it, and then it just went fucking crazy from there. Yeah. And I was just like, all right. Yeah. I don't know. I feel like L.I. New War is this like profile person in the game, you know.

I was actually just fun. It's a fun game. But like it's just straight up profiling the whole time. I never actually. I never actually played it. Or if I did, I didn't. I certainly didn't finish it. Right.

I think I'm the same. I think I'm on my Xbox one. I think I started it. I think. And then I, the problem is I've seen so much footage that I'm actually even, not there's a thing in my mind that I can't remember if I did it or if I saw somebody do it and I shared it where there was a guy I don't remember but he's giving you directions on where to go he's like make a left here and then you the crash into the pole the car flips and then the guy says stay on this road and it's so fucking funny I do dude I know exactly what you mean I know exactly because that I mean that happens even just with the with this show where I'm like did I say this on the show like I can't

I remember like if I told, if I told, if I just told this to just Kingston, if I told this to just Derek, if I told this on the show, if I told this off camera, there's so many things I just, I don't know. Like, uh, I don't know if I experienced this or not. My memories are fleeting and it's bad because I'm only 30, but like it's fine. Yeah. Probably not. It's probably like really not fine. Well, there's so much more to remember. I, I, I justify it by there's just so much more to remember now. Like I don't think, I don't think a 30 year old in the 80s had nearly as much. nonsense or like junk mail in their mind essentially. Just share bullshit.

Like their mailbox was full of bullshit as ours is still to this day. But I feel like their their mindscapes were a lot cleaner. Oh yeah. You know what I mean? The stuff that they absolutely had to pay attention to was so much smaller, I think. Yeah, I think you're 100% right about it. Yeah, I think it's that they didn't have to alphabetize all their hands out like I do every day. Alphabet. Every day. What does that even mean?

Every day. There's always, there's always new. I'm always getting new downloads. That's. I have a server and it just downloads on its own. I'm not even there. You're talking about downloading. Downloading alphabetizing. Wait a minute. You're talking about alphabetizing by all you got to do is just put it in the name to organize it. Or organize it. Okay. All right. It's in con. It's in conjies. I can't, I got to you got to go through the. You got to do the lead word, man. Oh. Oh. Okay. You get through the legwork, man. You can't have a collection. me and not do the legwork, bro. Yeah, fair enough. Fair enough.

An adaptation I would like to say, like, I don't know, man. Like, I don't, I don't know if I care if there are adaptations. Like, I'm kind of happy with things as, I want more games, quite frankly. Like, I think there's a lot of stuff that's like, we got a twisted metal show and there's no twisted metal game to a company. And it's like, why? What the, what the, I'm glad you brought that up because you thought the logical conclusion to me was, oh, they're gearing up for a new game. You'd assume. You would assume.

Yeah. That would be my assumption too. That series. Nobody was thinking about it. It wasn't like, man, I really want this twisted metal fucking TV series. I really want. You were thinking like, oh, this is going to be a launch. We're going to do this.

And then bam. Twisted metal six or whatever the fuck. I don't even know what number they're at. But like, it's just like I was completely dead wrong. Because I'm like, oh, yeah. Because like, say when Marvel's Capcom 3 came out, obviously, you started seeing the characters that were in the game. I don't know. Like, oh, I know what's happening here.

Like this is this is such advertisement for the MCU. Like this is so fucking, I was like, okay, I see what's happening here. Like it's like you can see when things are bouncing off each other. Like you, you, there's advertisement. There's an obvious. To me, that seemed like the most biggest miss, I guess, in a while for me where I'm like, oh, this is obvious. And it clearly wasn't because it's been out for over a year. What do I want?

I want it. Bro, I want a good. I want a good street fighter Mortal Kombat movie. That's all I want. I want to make it good. I want a bloody roar show. That's so stupid. I mean,

I want it to be, I wanted to have, they want them to have real animals on set. Oh my God. How does that work though? Because they're not like, there isn't any real animal. How does it? What do you mean? What do you say?

You got to, you got to do the makeup on the animals and make them look anthropomorphic. You get a fucking wolf. And then you put prosthetics on it to make it look like a werewolf. You know, yes. You just shook his head, yes. That exactly. That's exactly what I want.

I want that. Fucking stupid. Someone will die. Someone's going to die on that set. It's going to be hilarious. It's always going to die. The dogs, the animals are going to die because they're going to be mistreated. It's going to be a fucking disaster.

It'll be art. It'll be art during a volcano, you know. Like, it'll be like art blowing up. I'll tell you one thing. Beautiful. The documentary to how. how the making of this film will be much more interesting

the film itself. I'll tell you that. It'll be like Tiger King typed 50. I, look, what I want is pretty predictable. I would like, I would like a good Halo show.

You already got one. One that is not live. You said a good Halo show. Come on. Yeah, you got one, dude. One that is not live action. I want it animated. That's the problem, right.

because that's what it needs to be and then just leave it at that. I want a Halo show about Only Arbiter. Only Arbiters younger years. I mean, that sounds... Dude, you know, it's actually interesting. It was actually like weirdly validating. But like I tweeted the other day out of nowhere.

Like I think it was like yesterday was like Halo 3 ODST's anniversary. It was like the... I can't remember how many, what year it is, or 15 or something. And so I tweeted because it was going around. And I was like, yeah, it's baffling that they never did more of these. the future of this series was always in like doing weird extra stuff and then bouncing back to

Chief maybe like way later or like very sparsely and the fucking and I was talking about like yeah the hack and slash god of war one through three style arbiter game would have been sick or like a flood horror game would have been sick or like tactics games would have been sick

or fucking that megablock that Megablocks kind of Lego kind of game just that actually like there was a Halo Megablocks game that leaked recently or it leaked years ago, years and years and years ago, there were screenshots floating around in like 2010 or whatever. But like the build of it leaked. So like now people, like some people can actually play it. And apparently it's like really fucking fun. People were talking about it like

it's like like Astrobot or like one of the like a Lego game where it's just like, oh, it's really fucking good. And it's just like man, they drop the ball so hard. And Marcus Lato, who is like the art director of Halo Reach, he was also like a big bungee guy for the entire trilogy, like, liked it. Right now with Ram Trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 26, RAM-500 Big Horn crew cab, 4x4 for 369 a month, for 39 months, with 4,099 due at signing. Tax, title, license extra, no security deposit required.

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 20, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is

dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. for an office near you. So like there's clearly, clearly people there wanted to do shit like that, but I don't know. It's a shame.

There's probably no more mishandled franchise in the history of like video games than that, than that series, I think. Like actually. It's kind of crazy. And you've got to wonder why. But why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why. I don't know, stupid people don't realize

that they have gold just sitting in their fucking wallets. Like, oh, we should, should we make something out of this? amazing material? No. Who cares? I always wonder about, you know, when people do like screen testing? Who are these people? Because this is the thing that, like, is it one of those things

that they get people that are actually qualified? Say, for example, you'd make the Halo series and get people, okay, we're going to get some diehard HALO fans in here, we're going to get them to watch this and stuff. And then they give them feedback, genuine feedback, and they're just like, oh, what do they know? Is that what happens? Like, what is this? I don't know. Well, it's, it's funny. Like when I got home, like my parents told me, it's like, oh, yeah, we saw the Halo show.

And I was like, oh, I'm sorry. And they were like, oh, we thought it was fine. And then, like, they thought it was fine. But then I was asking, like, was there anything that you thought was weird about it? Like, not good. And all the stuff that they mentioned that were like, yeah, that part gave me pause or whatever was all the stuff that they added. It was like the random lady that was the random human lady that was working with the aliens. and like the sex scene

and just all the stuff and they were like and they were like is that the game and I was like no and that's why it's so frustrating it's like the parts that you think are weird or don't belong intrinsically as somebody who's never played

any of the games or doesn't know anything about the games that you understand felt weird are not supposed to be there and it's just unfortunate that's fucking wild I'm also curious about because I haven't watched

I know two of my friends are die hard Lord of the Rings fans and they are very disappointed in Rings of Power. They said the second season's a little bit better. I think it's just like Halo, I guess, where it's a little bit better. But worse response, but it's hard to sift through the people who are genuine because I know there are so many Andy Pants gaming types that were shitting on those shows. So it's like, oh, but Lord of the Rings is, dude, I don't know.

I didn't know the fan base of Lord of Rings is fucked the way it is, man. I thought like, I thought Star Wars is particularly bad, but Lord of the Rings fan base is also fucking crazy, dude. Like, like, there was, um, imagine the guys, and they did a load of the ring set where they printed Aragon as a black man. Oh, they did? And the artist was like, I really, I just, I'd like the idea of it. You know, like, obviously, this is not Aragon in, in the real series, obviously. Yeah.

But I really like the idea of the arts off him like this. I think it looks cool, you know? And people lost their fucking minds. And I get it. Like, I get changing characters. But this is a character that's changed only in the sentiment of this card game. I feel like, see, I feel like it's the same. That's kind of weird.

I think it's just, it's one of those things. I understand people are upset, but it's like, whatever. It's one of those things where it would annoys me as like, I don't care that the artist wants to do something like that. I get that as an artist. But also, as somebody, I'm a terrible business person, but someone who at least I understand enough to where I'm like, look, I know just something I'm passionate about, but is this good for business? Unfortunately, it's just not. Like, let's just not like, you, why not? make some type of art

and this is cutting room floor this is concept art and then put it up somewhere else. I don't know. I just feel like making it into the final like here's the final like rendition. I really, I really want to do,

I really want to somehow get the power to write a comic where Punisher turns black has the exact same behaviors and he's killed within five minutes like the first like eight chapters. That's actually got a funny. He's just killed within the first eight. They for some reason are like

we got. gotta take him down. Yeah. This isn't fucking funny. And they smoke him. I like the idea of, you know, I feel like that's,

is that, do you think, okay, look, I know, maybe I'm, maybe this is a rhetorical, but do you think the,

does anyone care, wait a hold on. Does, does anyone care like, uh, that the punisher, they don't care, they don't seem to get,

like, if the punisher was Samuel Jackson or something, instead of Nick Fury, right? It was, it was, would people have complained? I feel like,

I don't feel like people care about. Like, it doesn't, I don't think any, I don't know anyone personally. That is a fan of like Frank Castle. Like, I don't know anyone that's like, this guy's the man. People that are friends of Frank Castle probably wouldn't be friends with you.

That, people that really like Frank Castle probably wouldn't be your, like, like, it's a prophecy that fulfills itself. Yeah, that's a good point. I just feel like I just don't know anyone that would be really upset. It's kind of like Nick because like Nick Fury.

Who is playing Frank Castle? Did you mean like, okay, maybe today it would be fake outrage. Like say Nick Fury because no one gave a shit when Samuel Jackson was Nick Fury. In the ultimate universe when they made him literally after. Like literally the artist was like, oh yeah, I did it because I think Samuel Jackson's really cool and he'd play a really badass like sort of like commander and they were like all right cool and then

people were like normal well the thing too is like there's like a bit of redundancy with like white white Nick Fury kind of looks like there's like a Jay Jonah Jameson kind of thing yeah I've always felt that I remember seeing him in the comics and being like that just looks like Jay Joe to Jameson with like a suit like a super her suit on it looks a little in an eye patch

it looks a little weird I don't know what you mean I guess yeah because they both are gray he doesn't look exactly the same he just kind of has that same archetype where it's kind of like, it's almost like, you know how like, what was it the, what is it, Blade and Wesker? Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.

That was amazing. God, I'm so mad. I'm so mad. R. RIP Lamsoretic, before we move on, guys, we have to stop going too hard on stuff. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals. Well qualified current FCA lessees. Get a low mileage lease on the 2026.

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with? Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large

Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. Because I wanted that series to continue. Like, I really... I thought it was dumb, but it was also really fun to watch. me and with Jojo watched him, we had a fucking blast watching it. It was fun to, like, it was bad, but it was fun. And I'm like, I like that. I want that to exist. Well, they, well, should they have gotten harder on it?

Is the question, like, because there's a degree where people go hard on it, but not hard enough to, because, because we know Velma got like another, another show, another season. You're right. So, like, maybe, maybe they just, maybe they went hard on it, but not to the point where they saw value in pursuing it. for the engagement. You know, like it wasn't enough. I think, I think, I think that was a problem. They should, they, it should have been worse. It should have been, um, there should have been like gays in it or something,

gay zombies or something. They should have really did something to spice it up. Yeah, should have been gay zombies. They should, they should have been, there should have been a scene where, uh, like, a conservative father of five, uh, a conservative father of five beautiful girls shoots a zombie. and calls it the Epsler. And then Leon Kennedy comes and shoots the dad in the head and say, we're not, that's not okay.

Or whatever. And then the young white, blonde, blue-eyed girls are crying. And they're completely fatherless. And then Leon Kennedy goes, he turns around and tells him to check their privilege. And then... Seng your privilege and fucking roundhouse kicks the girl on the fucking head. call woke CPS and then take them to woke foster care.

Or they go into woke houses and they end up as trans people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's nothing but trans people trying to adopt them. It literally follows, the rest of the episode follows their story, specifically it has nothing to do with rest. It has none to do with the Umbrella Corporation. It has nothing to do with zombies or Leon Kennedy or fucking anything. It's just, it is literally just their experience becoming.

trans after their dad is killed for saying a homophobic slur by Leon Kennedy. They can't give us too much money because that's the type of shit that I want to make. I've been, I want to ruin stuff. I want to ruin stuff. I've been, for as long as I remember, I'm like, damn,

I would love to just hype up the best shit ever. And then just have it be not anything like that. Just like what you just said. That's exactly what I want to do. And then have people upset. It would be so much fun. It would be so much fun to make like a fan-funded project for like, I don't even know, like, I don't know, like some beloved, like a retelling of

mass effect or whatever. And it's like from, from us and like there's like all all these like videos interviewing the team. It's like we're all really passionate. There's like concept art and there's like examples of working prototypes of like here's what a practical effect for like the Asari tenicles would look like and it's like oh my god this looks amazing we got to give them all the money and then we make a ton of money and then we follow mass effect purely from beginning to end but at the end sarin unzips and it's fucking owl roker and it's been al roker the whole time oh roker that's not even a good one though like that's not that's what's so amazing well i'm just thinking off the bat i'm just literally saying like something akin to that

where it's just like we are we are treating this super seriously and we are putting our heart and soul into this only to fucking yank the rug out from under you at the end and show you that this was all a waste of your time. Like the idea of it's going on and then, um, and then at the end like he upsets it's Joe Pesci says the N word. And then it pans out to fucking, um, what's his name? Like cinema.

And he's just telling somebody the whole story of it. And everybody's like, what the fuck did we just pay money to watch? Scorsese is in the theater and he says, Now this is cinema. And it's AI. It's AI. It's Ais. It's like, it's AI's without his, like, you can't even have his likeness.

Like he didn't even say yes. He in fact said no multiple times. It's like barely Martin Scorsese. It's just enough for you to know. It's Scoress. Sarat Scorses. Bazy. That sucks.

Anyway. You lose so much money for that company. That company loses so much money You're like, thanks for working with me Next question. Dildo the duckey, Rodney says, Are you three familiar with the 1903 film Electrocuting an elephant Where an elephant was killed via electric chair

In Coney Island, New York City? I've heard of that. It sounds familiar. I've never heard of this, but whatever, you know. I'm glad that there's a rich history in the United States of executing elephants for no reason. I actually really don't, but okay. I think, I think what was his name?

Jefferson Edison Edison it was him right that was electrocuting elephants right Yep he was trying to face trying to test ACDC I think it was I think it was he was shitting On AC to it'd be like look what look what AC can do And I think he was fucking up animals Look look how easy I can murder this elephant You see this massive creature normally I wouldn't be able to murder it

But with electricity I can murder the fuck out of this thing What does it murder? The debates back up The act man Debates Andy Pants Gaming Oh yeah Yeah

It's back up so maybe the copyright strike Already got released or whatever That was quick Hope we still That dude is schizophrenic actually Like he he Because I saw I saw instances of him like taking Taking videos down and then re upload

And then re-und like he He's crazy Like that dude's like That dude I think is I'm convinced that that guy might have like an identity Like a multiple personality disorder or something Where it's like I'm Andy Pants gaming And then it's Andrew

And Andrew's like no leave the videos up And then Andy Pants is like no take it down He's having like a Ghalom It's like a Golm situation Burn him at the state Andy Pants and burn him at the stake He's on nothing to him Andrew shirt gaming

That I'm on fire He's Andrew shirt gaming And Andy Pants gaming Gaming and he just like always Cause Andrew's shirt Tommy and Andy pants. That's so stupid.

So stupid. So it makes it so good. Well, that's a cool name because I feel like Andy sweatpants, Andy khakis, Andy joggers. I would go into a fucking variety of things. What about that? Or Negro pants.

You should do that. That should be yours. Negro pants gaming. Do you remember for a while there was just people putting offensive words? gaming and their channels were popping up. Do you remember that? Like hard R gaming was like a channel that

was gaining a little promenade off. I feel like I know what you're talking about. That's fire. Yeah, it was just, yeah, it was just I wonder if it still exists. I subscribed. I wonder if inward hard R gaming like actually still exists. I'm a little bit up real fast. I'm in fact still subscribed to them. I love their content. Oh, let's see. So stupid.

And it was like some kid. I think it's gone. I think inward gaming is gone. But what I do like is that The third search down is 2017 live stream PewDiePie says hard R. What up? Wow. And it actually does.

This is what the title says. PewDie Pye says hard ER, parentheses. What a fucking, and then it actually has the N word in there, in the parentheses. What is the part of saying? What is the point of putting hard ER and then just actually just putting, that's amazing. People are, uh, and the channel, his name is just black. Just, just black. That's it.

Oh, it's Goku black. Interesting, and it's a picture of Goku black. So dumb, so dumb. Sween's mean bean machine, and he says, hey, Uncle Buck, Salvador Ali, and Spanish background character number 47. Question for Sween.

Have you heard of that fallout tabletop 2D20? Thoughts on it. It looks fun. I don't know what this is. I don't know anything about tabletop. Swin? I just saw something so wild.

offensive that I just my brain like well way to go motherfucker like I'm sorry I look over and I thought I was like this can't be real he's on Twitter you looking at porn no I was on Twitter looking at something there's nothing dude get off of Twitter it was involving like I don't know it was involving like it's just a really wild story that just my made my heart sad wow great I'm I'm glad you're telling us it without the context of it I don't I just I don't want to talk about it it's it's then why bring

up because that's why I was silent. My apologies. It's gross. Something horribly gross. But kids, what's up? What's up? No, answer the question. Which was.

It was directed at you. It was directed literally at you and only you. Well, I could. But you should have just heard it. I'll read it again. God damn. Sween's mean bean machine. Roden.

Are you listening? Yeah, I'm here. He said, Hey Uncle Buck, Salvador Ali, and Spanish background character number 47. Are you still with us?

I'm still here. Question for Sweene. He says, Sweene, have you heard of the fallout tabletop game 2D20? Thoughts on it. It looks fun.

I have not. I've never heard of it. I have not. I don't know any of this stuff. I've not heard of it, unfortunately, no. Sorry, guys.

I look it up, though. That sounds pretty cool. Fallout tablet tablet game. Sorry, I just saw another fuck-up thing right now. I just saw another fuck the thing.

I'm sorry. He just does the whole time. Sorry, guys. I didn't hear the question. I was... I saw a big juicy pussy and I couldn't... I couldn't stop squirting. I just couldn't stop looking. You know, it was crazy. I couldn't pull my eyes away. Walmart brand running.

He says, do you guys have any Matrix moments that genuinely fucked you up? I wouldn't say genuinely fucked me up, but I remember specifically having a moment. There were two times that I recall this happening or something similar where I was in the Catholic school cafeteria. I was like probably in like first or something. second grade. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 26, RAM-1500-Bighorn crew cab, four by four for

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I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. $1.20 million is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows.

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And I remember waiting after school for my parents to show up, and I blinked. Like, I was staring ahead, and then I blinked, and then people were in different places. Like, people had, like, moved around. Like, it was, like, one frame. It was almost as if somebody had skipped had set up a camera in one location, and then, like, one frame was now, and then the next frame was, like, 10 minutes from now. Like, everything was, like, there were things on tables that weren't there before, or people were moved around in different places.

That's really onset dementia, actually. Is that what constitutes matrix moment? Or is that, does that cover like a... Well, I don't know. I remember specifically being like what the fuck just happened. Like, I don't really understand. This is the closest thing that I can imagine. I didn't know if that meant something specific or...

No, I think it's just a moment that like feels like there's glitches, I think. We're definitely in the matrix because something crazy happened, maybe? Yeah. Because I have a moment like that too Where I thought I blinked And then an hour passed And I was like really upset Because it was

It was It wasn't the hugest deal Because I was just going to summer school Like I used to just to get extra credits And I was like Oh I'll just like Damn it's eight something I need to be at nine or whatever

And I swear to God I blinked And it was past nine I was like wait I didn't feel rested I didn't feel like I got more sleeping I was like what the fuck just happened did I have it that yeah that's the other thing that that's the other time it happened to me too where I was like I went to bed and I closed my I blinked and then it was daytime and I was like

that's definitely happening before I definitely happened before I don't feel I don't feel rested at all what the fuck I just laid down that was such a weird that's never happened to me again ever by the way same everybody gets one I guess my friend was playing tennis everybody gets one I was my friend's playing tennis right and I they were like obviously serving they were like hitting it back and forth And I was looking at them hit. And one of my friends, like, went to hit. I felt like everything froze.

And I heard the ball get hit back to the other side. And I was like, what just happened? Did I just have a stroke? Did he just, he lagged into the hit, I guess. And I was like, that didn't really happen. And I went home because I was scared. He was scared. I didn't want to die outside.

So I went home. And it's like, I'm going to die at my house at least, like a respectable person. I want to make everybody's problem. Yeah, understood. good man I get it. Sorry, sorry, what did you say? I wasn't listening. I saw something crazy on Twitter. Can you repeat that again? What happened?

Come again? What'd you say? What'd you see? One thing I will say about this is that like I remember this reminds me of a, this is not the same because it's not a Matrix moment. It's just me being stupid. But like I remember I took an edible once and I got really, really high. And then I went to the bathroom. I went to go pee and then I went to go pee and then I won. walked out and I think an hour had an hour had either passed or it started over again. And I remember like I, no, it was, it was an hour had passed.

And I freaked myself out because I was like, was I really peeing for a fucking hour. Like, I was so high that it like, it seemed possible. And then I realized it was just daylight savings. Ah. The clock had like jumped forward. I was like, yo, what was I think? that I never thought about that streaming for an hour. I definitely got really high once, ate a bunch of Chinese food, went to the bathroom, the piss, passed out in my friend's toilet.

All my friends like shower, like passed out in the shower, came out later on. I was like, what's going on, guys, and kept smoking it and fucking car plummeted into sleep. Joe was like, are you all right? Like, I zombie walked out of there, like kind of stood in the corner for a little bit observing the room. Went back to eating and passed out. Sounds about right. I miss those days. Dort snort.

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I was kind of surprised by that. It's actually after. well after the big era. This is the during the pandemic. Yeah, that's well after. Yeah, that was after. Yeah, it's just like during the pandemic. It's kind of wild.

But I'm used to it at this point. Like I've had people come up to me from like 10 years ago now. Like I have people that were following me in like 2013. Like before I had any real, there are people still in my Twitch chat from like 2013-2014 era, which is nutty. And that's over it.

That's a decade, over a decade. So I mean, At first it's weird to hear, but like, I mean, I don't know, you hear it enough times and it kind of becomes like, yeah, okay, that makes sense. It's not that crazy. It's a wild thing to get introduced to as a concept. But I think now it's just like, yeah, cool. To me, it's cool. I love hearing from the, from the OG, the people that were grandfathered in because that stuff does blow my mind where it's like somebody reminded me.

I forgot myself. Like, oh, man, I've been here since you had Dudley from Street Fighter 3 as your avatar. and I'm like, Jesus Christ, that was when I just started this channel. Like, that was in 2014. I just started the channel. And there was nothing going on. And he was like, yeah, I've been here since. I was like, I don't even remember I did that.

And so, like, I love hearing for people like that. Like, anyone that's like legacy shit. Because they'll remember stuff that you probably clearly forgot because it was just so long ago. But they had more of an impact on them. So they'll remember. It's just like I remember things from like creators from fucking. and forever ago. I remember certain things

for people like, oh man, I remember you doing this. And so, like that's always pretty neat. Yeah, I remember specific John Tron edits that there's like no way he remembers.

Right. Right. You know what I mean? So it makes sense to me that like, especially with just how much editing goes on and how many videos don't happen that are like written and like scrapped or whatever. So it's like, yeah, the stuff that is out there.

Sometimes I forget what is and isn't out there. I'm like, oh, I didn't. Oh, yeah. that's right that video I never put that video out like I was I was tweeting recently about a video that I made about I made a video about no bullshit like a long one and it was like styled after like a David Attenborough nature documentary and I was like going around and like I was like basically like talking about all of these disgusting qualities from like loathsome animals and like the idea was at the end they would like compile into into no bullshit and like he has all of these like disgusting traits that we would uh but like I stopped half way through because it really did feel so mean. Like it felt so... Also, didn't what took all happened?

Didn't something happen around that time? You were like, oh, maybe it's not the best time to put this out anymore. Well, no, it was just pandemic time. But I think the specific thing about it was no bullshit specifically was like dwindling and dying. So like I thought, my thought was like, this is mean and this is funny. Like, I think this is a good concept for a video. But I don't think what. no bullshit is at the moment

really warrants it because if anything, this is just going to give attention to somebody who really should just be starved off the platform. Because it wasn't like he was exploding. You know what I mean? If he was like exploding and he was getting like a ton of traction and a bunch of like random support,

I would have made it no fucking problem. But it just kind of felt like beating a dead horse or... Yeah, it felt like you were kicking somebody while they were down. Because like I don't mind punching down. but if somebody is already on the floor, like they've already been beaten, you're kind of like, all right. Yeah, it felt like there was no real reason to,

it didn't feel like a content cop where like there was like a good, like, you know what I mean? It just kind of felt like, I'm really picking on this dufus who's probably too stupid to even understand what's even, like I bet if I put this video out, he would even understand what the fuck I'm talking about. That's true.

I actually, um, I had a quote unquote debate with this guy. because around that time when that, I always forget what her fucking name is that the one that revealed herself to be like a Nazi or racist um,

fuck. Raid after storm. Rage after storm, thank you. I don't know why I can't remember that fucking like, it's, I don't know, anyway,

rage after storm. I couldn't remember the last part of it. I only remember the first of it. That, that YouTuber, around that time, there was obviously racist people rallying around her.

No bullshit was one of those people. people and I was like like let's talk about this shit like let's I went on his channel and it was the most it reminded me of like you talked about Andy Pants Andy Pants talking to Actman

it was fucking this guy Jesse on fire talking to Destiny these people they come they have nothing to say and I'm like why the fuck am I here there was the most like I wish I don't know if that shit still exists anymore but like because it was on his channel but he he

conceded to every single thing that I said and I'm like, why are you even here, sir? Are you just here like, you're like, I'm glad. I'm just, like, it just seemed like one of those things just glad to be a part of the ride when he didn't actually have any disagreements or any, it was fucking annoying. I was like, you can't be this fucking stupid, but of course he was. He was. I remember him saying, remember, remember when he said that he was, someone doxed him by just sharing his old YouTube channel. That's it.

Oh yeah, yeah. Where he showed his face and it was like linked to him. It's a YouTube channel. He's like, you doxed me and I'm like, nigger. You can't you. I've just never, that's too, it's too much. That's too much. The thing about him, the thing about him is that like I fully believe that he believes that he was doxed.

Like I don't think, I genuinely, he's one of those people where like I don't think it's like a grift. I mean, I think it is on some level, obviously because he's doing like the self-evident thing where it's like, oh, this is working, let me do more of it. But I also do think like he's genuinely not smart at all. Like he's authentically one of the stupidest people I've ever seen. Like I, like, even in person, I remember meeting him and being like, this is a fucking gold if I've ever seen one. But do you remember, was he the one that like Bunchy took a picture of sleeping at

Vidcom? Yeah, dude. That is an amazing. He passed out. That, yeah, I don't know. Like around the time I was making that video, it just kind of felt like this this would be a good video and it would it would be it wouldn't be invalid but i felt i felt like there was a possibility that he would have used it to maybe like

i don't know like it would have given him more of a reason to stick around i think where i'm like you're just i don't know i gotta say i i'm a little i'm a little sad now discovering this because i would have loved because i these because to me these are the real locales right like i love seeing content about these guys, these, these low-tier grifters, because they're fascinating. It's fascinating to be in this realm to see that these people can actually make a living doing this and they're so bad at it. That's the thing. I just keep going back to that and I'm like, you're so bad at this, but you're somehow stumbling forward. You're stumbling upwards. When it shouldn't, that's my Matrix moment, really, because I'm like, I just feel like

People shouldn't be able to consume this content and be like, yeah, this is good. And I'm like, that's, you want to talk about NPCs. Like, you can only be programmed to think this is good. I don't know. It just doesn't seem real to me. I'm like, how do you have a brain that can put on pants and somehow turn on an ignition to drive and shit? Like, and you, and you, your brain works enough to do things like that. But you see these people that aren't making any points.

and they're like, yeah, that's good. That's, that's really good. And I'm like, I don't get it, man. It should, it should. It's the Matrix. I'm like, fuck it, man. I can't wait. Last one.

I can't wait. I can't wait. I'm going to be, I'm going to say this wild shit. Last one. I'm going to be a fucking fire stoker. I'm, by the way, I'm totally serious. I'm making this, like the second we get off this. Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm getting on.

my iPad, I'm going to draw up this. I'm going to drop this character. I'm so excited. But, um, last question and then we'll, we'll get the fuck out of here. Coming on his skin, the gaping will not yield her. And he says, hey, snark gets, it's kind of inelegant to say. I was looking part. But he says, uh, any of you into board games? Personally, there's a magic of having everyone together to play something. I love board games. It depends. It depends on the game. There are, look, with all due respect, can we, how do I say this? there needs to be a moratorium on certain games. I think certain games need to go away forever,

like certain board games. Which ones? Cards Against Humanity needs to go away. That's not really a board game, but I get you, it is, it is, though. Like, I understand what you mean. It doesn't have a board per se, but like,

you know what I mean? That's more of a party game, same vibe. Well, that's to me like the same shit. Like, it's, you know, a board game is just a, you know, a physical game that you play with other people, in my opinion.

That isn't like physically to make it's not like tag or something, you know. But Cards Against Humanity needs to go away. Like Cards Against Humanity hasn't been fun for, I don't know, 10 years now. And every time I see it brought to a party, it's always just like, what are we doing? They don't go hard enough.

They don't go hard enough of Cards of Manity yesterday. If you're going to go hard, you got to go hard. It's pre-written jokes. Yeah, exactly. The thing about it, the thing about it, it's, cards against humanity is fun the first time you play it. The second time, maybe. But by the third time, like, you've seen all these cards.

You get it. Like, there's nothing left. And it's like, you can only laugh at the same joke so many times. You know? It's why quiblash is way better. Like, just like, that's like it took it. And it's like, you make shit up. Like, now that game devolves into the same kind of like predictable stuff too.

But the very least, it's like, it changes depending on who's buying. There's another version of it where people write prompts. And you have to make jokes with the prompt. people make that version of the new jackbox game that game is crazy good but quipad is kind of boring as well too um the game we play the way but my favorite but it's better than cards against you man my favorite card game we have is as one we play called secret hiler i love that game i've heard of it i just don't know what it is so fucking funny it's just lies lies each other constantly yeah and oftentimes i'm really bad at lying i'm not a good liar

So I just laugh my ass off whenever something happened. I like games like taboo. It doesn't have to be taboo, but like trying to work with somebody else to get them to say something that you're not allowed to tell them to say. Because it becomes really frustrating. There's one caveman variant of it that I thought was really funny. There's one word, yeah.

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23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. for an office near you. Interesting enough, it was literally just last night that Jojo was talking about board games.

And she never, she never played them growing up. She only had, she had monopoly and she can get her family to play it because I was like, bro, of course not. That game's just, it's just frustrating. It's not even fun. I love Monopoly, but yeah. Monopoly is, it's fun for like 10 minutes. And then it starts getting annoying because there's some.

It's just why being addicted. I love Monopoly. I love that game. They go, they get a little bit too and you're like, all right, man, calm down. Like you're really trying to crush everybody. That's Lily. Lily's really, she gets really fucking mean a monopoly, dude. It's like, whoa, bro.

And I start feeling bad because I'm like, dude, I'm people in poverty. Like, I'm preventing people from having decent lives because of the amount of rent I have. So I just sell my shit eventually. I can't do this no more. And I sell all my shit away and I don't want to play anymore. Yeah, I, I, um, it is what it is. I like some of the classics like, uh, trouble or pop-a-matic, whatever the fuck that shit's called, or sorry. Um, there were some, like, classic board games like that.

They actually want to buy some of those. And then, uh, just so, like, people, I feel like there's some classic American ones that I've, that everybody should experience. But as, for, there's life. But as far as, like, I'm be honest, a lot of the, the lot of, like, that stuff, I don't care anymore because I just kind of wanted to, I just feel like video games replace that shit. to me it's just so interesting to like pass around controllers

every time I go to my friend's house we're lazy we just keep popping in like old Mortal Kombat games or something and then we just pass around the controllers and you know or we try to do like oh let's try to beat it on master like on the hardest setting or something like that

and it's fucking like impossible yeah we just have a good time trying and then we'll give up on trilogy you know it's on Mortal Kombat trilogy and we'll just be the bosses and just kick everyone's ass after we're done we're like I fuck this fuck this shit

the thing that's frustrating about board games is that like pieces get missing and then parts of the game get damaged and it's just kind of like I don't know once one piece of the game is missing it kind of feels like it's like an incomplete

like I remember playing Monopoly and I remember the monopoly that we had had like we had two thimbles or we had two character pieces to use and so we would just end up using like I'm the guitar pick

or like I'm the fucking the dog B.A battery. And it would just be like, well, this isn't very... This kind of breaks it a little bit. Kind of breaks immersion for this board game. Breaks the immersion for this board game. I have Spider-Man Monopoly, which is like a weird one.

I have a few... I have one Pokemon one that I really like. Yeah, I'm going to look at it. I want to get some of the classic shit. I definitely want to get some of the classic ones. You know what pissed me off? Fucking Jumanji came out. I'm like, oh, man.

And then they put Jumangi the board game and it looks fucking gay. I was like, why would you not make it look like the thing in the movie, which would make me buy it? At least if it looked like the piece. Now, I'm sure somebody has some novelty shit like that flying around, probably made out of like die cast or something. But like, the one that you buy on it, it looked like, it just looked like the biggest piece of shit. And I'm like, I can't believe this. I couldn't bring myself to play Monopoly. When you were your kid?

In general, you can't put Monopoly in my house. Now you've got to play Monopoly somewhere else. I know that it's going to happen. I just don't want to be roped into that shit any way possible. Like, the tight jinks that ending suit from that movie have scarred me to a degree. You mean Jumaji?

You mean Jumangi? Sorry, I got some monopoly. It's weird that he's talking about monopoly now. And it's just, but then. Sorry, Jumagy. Okay, got you. Because I just be like, no, I don't want to walk into my bedroom. There's a fucking line in there.

That movie's fake. That line would have went straight through that bedroom door and would have killed that woman. Yeah. It is weird that they just don't. they don't understand what sells about these things. Fucking dumb assholes. Anyway, let's get the fuck out of here.

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What was it? Because like should I just get what you used to use? It was literally just the end of the full version of the song. I would just kind of... Yeah, I would take the end of the track because it had that like, the snare that would fade out,

and I would just kind of start it. I would fade it in over our like ending banter and then eventually it would just kind of trail off. I mean, that's what I would do. I don't know. If you want it back, like I guess... I actually on the last episode, I was thinking about that.

And I couldn't remember. And then I was thinking I was going to use something else, but then my mind was getting too stupid. I was like, I'm going to use something really annoying and dumb, but then I was like, all right, never, but I didn't want to. Yeah, that's, that's what I used to do, but that's when I was editing the show.

So that was so long ago. But I mean, I was just getting something, because it's specifically, I guess, a patron issue, a patron issue, because you know, obviously everything finishes correctly on the free feeds, the fucking YouTube

video. So it must be like when I upload directly to the feed of Patreon is what's the issue. It cuts off, I guess. Yeah. Well, I mean, we can put the, I mean, it's, yeah, it's a pretty easy. Like, the full, the full song has like a natural ending. So I usually just like cut a little bit of the ending and like, you know, layer it. Anyway, listening to Anne Hathaway, say the N-word, singing Tupac, how do you want it?

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It looks so easy. Also, Snark Tank Day, Rubin is a piece of shit for grifting. It's true. I mean, it is true. There's nothing contradiction about that at all. Both of those are simultaneously accurate. I wish I was a piece of shit so I could get grifting money.

I wish I didn't have the morals that I have so that I could just have a lot of money. Because I think something that's like really difficult to conceptual. I don't know. Maybe people, maybe I think about this a lot. But it's like being rich is not difficult. Being rich ethically is difficult. Like it is very, very easy to make a shit ton of money If you just don't care about your fellow man

Like it's very first A thousand billion percent That's the thing I feel like I don't know why Like say the other person that wrote it Thank you for being a patron But it's just like that is a very easy It's like man I wish I didn't have morals and ethics

I wish I can just grift and just step on toes And fuck people over And I would be very wealthy But the thing is we do have morals and ethics And integrity and shit So we just do our thing And try to get our slice of the pie in a normal way.

And sometimes I wish I got in a coma like me getting a car crash and then I wake up being a fucking demon. And then all of a sudden, you know? I don't think you want that. I think you think you want that. That's exactly what it is. I think I think I want it.

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Nicky, Niggy Jizzy, uh, formerly known as Nikki Ziggy, Cock Sucker. Honest to God, for real, for real, congrats on to Sween on losing weight. Good shit, man. Keep it up. Derek, uh, will listen to the band, Woolc, Kansas. Listen to the band Wilk. Will. Walt.

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To this episode of the Snark Tank podcast Remember, leave us nice reviews On Apple iTunes, all that stuff Leave a comment Leave a like if you liked Is that Woolcansas? Yeah, yeah, there it is Probably like some racist shit or something

Yeah, maybe I don't know It looks, I only see It's blurry on my end So it looks like a It looks like what do you call a Roershack test in some way But it feels like even in a Roershack form It feels racist We'll see

But yeah So yeah Thanks for listening to the show We'll be back Back to normal Probably not in the next episode But probably the one after I'm not super sure

Yet But by next week Everything I'll be back home I think And we'll be back to recording in person So thanks for listening Remember patreon.com Slashersersrank

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