The Snark Tank - #265: GTA Roleplay Cheaters IRL

Episode Date: September 30, 2024

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You say, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, everybody. Welcome back to another episode of the Snark Tank podcast featuring your boy, Chris Reagan, your other boy, Tom Swinney, your other boy, Derek, some black guy Blackman. Remember, you can go to patreon.com slash the snark tank, toss us a couple of shekels, a couple of nickels, a couple of dimes, perhaps to help us keep this operation a rolling. I have severe schizophrenia. He is schizophrenic. I have seen him. I have seen Sweeney see things that are not there.

I've seen you see me seeing the thing I'm seeing and you see it also. No, I don't see it. You do. It's parasitic at that moment. I give it to you as well. Contagious schizophrenia is, that's a wild. I think it's real. I think

I think that's what group psychosis is Wait a minute I feel like that's what cult members are Like they're just like was it I mean yeah kind of yeah What is it that Group hallucinationate Like what the fuck is that

Group hysteria Yeah group hysteria Or mass hysteria The um What uh Was it you guys that I was talking to about It About whether or not there are schizophrenic babies

Yes yeah yeah Was that on the show? Yeah it was okay okay all right i just want to make sure i want to make sure we get that out there i want people to understand it's real i've been thinking about that for for months what would it be what would it be what would even be seeing what a twitching psychotic wands and shit i don't know psychotic way went and psychotic oh man so yeah we're recording this a little bit out of schedule.

I had to record sacred a day early, and that kind of jumped into our, into our slot this time, because of the state of play and the PS5 Pro thing. I got in, I got in the queue this morning to try and get my hands on that, that one that's styled like a PS1, the gray, that gray with like the multicolored buttons.

But all the scalpers got them. So, all the scalper runies. It is what it is. Yeah, I mean, why even try, man? Yeah, I don't know. I gave it, I gave it a solid effort, you know?

I figured, like, I might as well, like, I was actually kind of hoping that I wouldn't be able to get one because it's so much money. Like, that bundle was like, the bundle, I think was like literally a thousand dollars. And so I was like, I'll give it a try because I do want the gray, but I really kind of hope it's not there. so I can justify not having to not having to grab one. That's so fucking much, dude. It's fucking crazy, yeah. I mean, this come with like a bunch of other shit,

but like, you know, no, too much. It looks cool. I was just going to sell the other shit because it comes with like, what is it, that fucking, you know that, you know those like high end controllers that they keep trying to sell, like the Xbox Elite and then the Dual Sense Edge or whatever,

the like custom, like it comes with one of those. And I really kind of don't like those. I like the weight of them But everything else I kind of like I just don't give a shit I'm not gonna Fine tune my controller

Like I'm a fucking Like I'm in the pit at like a NASCAR It seems so insane Z-ZZZZZZZZZ-Much It's a bit much Yeah You don't need to Get the maximum

Gameplay advantage When you're playing the last of us Maybe you do Yeah You want a speed run? I mean you know Last of what is going to be at the next Evo. That is fucking crazy.

How fast you can break Joel's fucking scout. You can crack him up like an egg. The trailer I just got released for the new season. Versus everybody. Oh, yeah, the new season. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, it did. Look, I got it.

Yeah, the season two. It looks starting. His getting his head broke, bust it open. I can't wait. Hello, it's me, Joe. Bam. Oh, like, come as to blah! I don't know, man.

I think they're going to do it out of order this time. I think they want Pedro Pascal attached. I think they do. I think they, but, uh, yeah, yeah. You better hope they do. It would be nice. Yeah, it would probably be better. Did you know what happened?

Chris, do you know what happened to him in Game of Thrones? Uh, didn't he get like gold poured on him or something? No, no. No, it's actually worse than that. What happens to him in Game of Thrones? So Game of Thrones, first, he did he? gets his teeth punched out of his skull and then he gets his eyes

pressed so hard till his skull explodes. Literally erupts. By who? Oh, the mountain. By literally Thor Thorpe, Thorpe, Thorbordenson. Yeah. Fucking the mountain in Game of Thrones just destroys him.

After, he makes a fucking mistake, right? He's showboating too much, thinking that he finished the mountain, essentially, the mountain fucking punches his face. Fucking and then hops on him and then crushes a skull and it's crazy. He open hand slaps him.

And his teeth jump out his mouth. He got jolt like crazy. And then he proceeds to squeeze his head until it pops literally. Yeah. The thing about, yeah, I don't know. I haven't seen Game of Thrones. I don't know what the fuck goes on to that. Is there, is that like agents who are real tours do more than open doors.

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Subject to change. There's no aliens in Game of Thrones, right? No, unfortunately not. There's like magic and shit. There's magic. It's just like the dark fantasy. But I, I,

when, see, that's why I like the, the, what were those, um, they got close with D&D with the, with the squid niggas.

You know, like, oh, the, the mind players. Yeah, the mind players. I was like,

this is like, as close as we're really going to get to the dark fantasy fucking sci-fi shit, you know, kind of wedding, which is always something that I've thought, why don't people explore more often? I don't know.

Like, yeah, those two together. It's tricky to do, I think. I think, like, what is it? Star Wars, Destiny, that's it. That's the only things that I can think of to do it. Those are the big IPs that have really thought. The thing about space is that people, space requires a bit of thought. Sure. And like, you have to suspend your imagination a bit to even let yourself go into that realm. I'm like, all people just can't imagine well. Yeah, people can't imagine well, you're right. But one thing I feel like why it could work easily is that in a sci-fi universe, I feel like magic would just be the technology that we just don't understand. Yeah, I agree. So it's like it should be easy to just go on some other gay planet and then there's like some rainbow gay magic that's like does a bunch of shit that. Yes, they wouldn't let me write for the show essentially.

You'd go to some other gay planet with a bunch of other gay monsters and gay creatures and they'd be doing a bunch of gay shit together. I think Game of Thrones really fucked up not having a little gray, in the background of every shot. Every shot. I think that's every shot. Even close-ups. I wish you get more of the magic shit from the games, the movie, another game's the movie, the show.

Not the show, it's the book. The book. You are crazy. You said everything with the book. Everything but it, dude. This is the schizophrenia I was talking about earlier.

I wish I did more of the book magic. There's like actual real magic, but I think, and I think for people that started watching Game of Thrones, that was the gateway to that kind of stuff. So I think they could have done the more magical shit. People would have. liked it. But the problem is they didn't because Dan and Dan are, uh, dumb and dumb.

Dick and Dick. So dumb, Dick, dumb, and dyke. So they just chose not to make the right decisions. Hey, man. They, they, they did, they did well for a while. Let's just, you know, they did well when they had a book one written for them about the world. That is so true. They did very good that part. That's true. Look, so, um, so not a lot really had. There's like some stuff like the mayor in New York got indicted. Oh, yeah. That's hilarious. Eric Adams. It's so funny because I'm here right now. I could go, I could theoretically go see him. Yeah, go laughing.

Dude, go laughing. Yeah, yeah. That'd be great. Yeah. Go throw rocks at his mouth. Yeah, I don't know. So that's kind of interesting. We'll see what happens with that.

There is one thing that I thought about talking about, but also I, so here's the issue, right? This story is very, it's very online to the point where everything I read about on the internet involving internet personalities ends up sounding like i can't believe like oh i can't believe flippled up uh got outed on quasi quumble stream you know what i mean like it's just all these like fucking names that you're just like what the fuck is you have no idea who these people are we're old now yeah but this one i thought was simple enough and funny enough to bring up i don't know if you're familiar i think i know where you're going maybe late on me i think i might know You might. Derek probably knows.

So apparently, I'm sure some of the listeners here probably are familiar, at least vaguely with Grant of Thoughto role playing. Like the GTA, the GTA RP space. And this is a space where people kind of go. It basically turns to GTA into like second life. And like people just go in and they role play. Like some people are like cops that authentically like try to arrest people for breaking, breaking laws. Some people are like smugglers. Some people are just like working convenience stores, deli job, whatever.

And it's kind of cool. I actually like the idea a lot. I have a sneaking suspicion. They're working on making that like a core part of the next game, actually. But what's... So, apparently, there's been this role play thing. I don't know exactly what it's called, but there are two streamers at the heart of this.

It's a streamer by the name of Moon Moon, again, dumb fucking shit. And Diva Jilly. So Moon Moon is a man. Diva Jilly is this lady. Surprisingly. Moon, Moon, is a man. I was like, oh, okay. Yeah, that's what I was like who I it's really difficult to gender these names.

But so apparently these two people have been role playing as a couple with each other in this server, but they they were both like married in real life to other people. And people were like, oh, isn't that weird? And that's kind of like even there's even like stream clips of this moon moon guy laughing at people who like bring it up to him where it's like, I'm not a jerk off like you. I'm like I'm perfectly like I don't talk to this person outside of, you know, the role player or whatever. Anyway, so they've been cheating on... So they've been cheating on their spouses with each other. And like, this, I guess,

diva gilly lady has been married to this... This, this, her husband for like 15 years. 15 years. Or something? By the way, her husband's name is King Caffeine. This is what I'm fucking talking about. I hate talking about this because it always sounds like nubs cheated on flex wad with bubble clump. And it's like I fucking hate this type of...

I will come is a fucking name for sure. Bumble Club. I don't know. It all sounds so stupid, but I did want to bring that up because I thought it was just so funny. Dude, did you see the chat logs or the DMs? I did. Look, to be fair, what do you be fair about? What's happening?

What's happening? Stumble fuck found raped in the street half to death. Stumpy. What did you say? Stumpy fuck. Stumpy fuck. That's a real name for sure. Stumbie Wumpel found desecrated in Tucson, Arizona.

Like a vampian. Yeah. I can't talk about vampires anymore without being excited about Legacy King. But, well, we're going to be fair about. Oh, yeah, yeah. So the chat logs. So this guy put out like their DMs with each other and they're obviously like very sexual and they're very like embarrassing. But it's, look, it's bad.

But I also feel there's. something reading other people's sex messages feel so sad. Oh, they're inherently way cringe. They're inherently not good. Like they're never, no one's going to read sex messages and come at like, oh, that, oh, everybody came out smooth. Everybody, yeah. Yeah, good job.

Like, it's all embarrassing. Yeah, it's, uh, you know, that's why, to be honest, because I agree with you. I, um, I never like doing it because I, 100%. of the time and I mean this no hyperball felt cringe like I I I just sexting to me feels embarrassing it's not like it just feels the act of it seemed like cyber sex what he used to call before like it just it just feels even though like you're right

about like say what they're saying is not it's just fucked up because they're cheating that's really the only reason why it seems like yeah I want to read that's why it's funny let me read a little bit of it though because I do have yeah go ahead go ahead so the diva gilly is saying to to the moon, moon guy, moon two is what his name is. He says, I literally can't stop thinking about you destroying my pussy. I'm a degenerate, depraved cum slut. Destroying my pussy?

That's me, bro. And this guy's like, I've been pretty much thinking about blowing my load inside you nonstop. And then she's like, same wavelength. I like your frequency. Can't wait to be bred by you. And then it gets a little worse. There's some stuff where it gets worse. but it feels it's bad

I feel so bad for this this uh what is this name again the king caffeine like this guy's the king of coffee it keeps to be king cuck now unfortunately this man is the king of it should be it should be well he is

look it should listen it should be wrong it should be noted by the way that this moon moon guy looks rough like this is a this is a really like you know what he does this is a massive, like I'm massive downgrade. And I understand, look, I get, I understand like people like, we're talking about like a sniper

wolf and like how her ex would she and it's like, how could you fumble this? And sniper wolf is hot, but insane. So it's like, it's kind of like there's multiple levels to that, right? I, I get the, yeah, yeah, good. Just on a visual, like, you, you cannot help but like see the people involved and be like, what are you? What did? What have you done?

It really is like wild. He looks like. No, that's not even, that's not even fair to George Kistans. George Kistanzza looks way better. He looks like a swollen, decrepit George Kistanza if he was also an evil simp. And like I don't even, I don't know how else to describe it. And the way that it looks. The idea of an evil simp is silly.

You're an evil simp. You're like a bad one. I also kind of imagine him like fucking that well. That's the thing that annoys me. I'm seeing the messages and I'm like, oh, she probably doesn't know what good sex is. Like, come on, brother. Like, of course, I can, you can't judge a book by its cover, but sometimes you can, man. Sometimes you fucking can.

It's a wild decision is all I'm saying. And so, like, I guess they cheated. They hooked up at TwitchConnor, whatever, and he found the messages. And so he put him out on social media. You know what's just very. He said he only discovered the DMs or the. the messages because she wasn't responding to him

checking in on her which already says a lot about their relationship like she was just ignoring this guy in the fucking first place her husband and a 15 years brother and I gotta say you know

this is something maybe you guys could give me is it having your cake and eating it to want to be married but also just fuck a bunch of people is that what that is? I guess. I mean, I don't know.

Yeah, almost by definition, right? Like, is that what it would have to be? That's just so not where my brain is, you know. Because I guess this is me. Here's me as a married man. I am like, okay, cool. This, I can fuck this woman for eternity. I'm good.

And I'm, I'm good. I don't have to play the field anymore. I have to do all that stuff. I'm cool with that. I thought that's the idea. So that's why I say, having your cake and eating it too, I'm like, so what you want kind of to be content, but then also you do it, it seems like it literally does conflict with my point of view. But I'm trying to think of it as like, say, her or other people that do stuff like this.

What exactly are they seeking like, like, almost like a fake, uh, contentness. I don't understand. My assumption is that people just people get fomo, man. I think it's the fomo shit, man. People are like on with this person. I like being with them. Missing out. And somebody comes.

because a lot of people get married before they're ready to. That's a lot of people. Absolutely. That's very true. You know, people get married for they're ready to and they're not really mature enough to understand that like, hey, if you're going to do this, this is like a commitment to someone else. Yeah. Which inherently in itself is like sort of a flat dimensional thing as well. Like, you know, because like the idea of being with one person forever on paper sounds kind of crazy.

It's like forever you're this one person. But then that's when the whole love aspect comes into it. Like, oh, I'm content being with this one person. I don't have the drive again. exactly to go fuck every other woman I can on a planet. So it's a lot of stuff that goes into it. I'm pretty sure it's like it's more complicated than that. Because I think because cheating is a thing you shouldn't do to somebody,

but also sometimes you genuinely outgrow someone, you know? Yeah. And I think. The who you are and the who you were when you met them are not the same person anymore. Yeah. I agree. There's a lot of, I'm not condoning.

It's not condoning cheating. You're recognizing why it happens. But the thing is, and I feel like if you are a decent person, what you want to do is it and I know this I know this is the case for a lot of people they

so it's it's a catch 22 they don't have the heart to break their heart by breaking up with them however they're breaking their heart by fucking cheating on them so they're doing people don't want to be villainous but they also don't want to be considerate yeah at the same time

it's a good way it's weird people like yeah I don't want to break up this person I don't want to hurt them it's like yeah but you you fucking butt blasting their mom is not making them feel better. Their mom. You're not making them feel great. Dude, imagine slamming like I fucking get with Jojo's mom.

Holy shit. Like a man. Out of like boredom. Like that even like is you're like, is this bored of? You're like, there's so much fucked up about that. Because then it's like,

what does it say about her mom? She's like, yeah, fuck my daughter. I'm gonna get, I'm gonna get this. Yeah, fuck my daughter.

Then shoot through it, hit me up a few times. And it's like, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a,

yeah, You know what I mean? Because at that point, look, honestly, for real, at that point, if your husband and if you're a, look, if you're a woman and your husband and your mom are willing to hook up, they are, they're bad people, but you must not be very special. Yeah. Like, just like if, if two people who love you dearly are willing to do that to you, like, that's pretty. that's wild there's got to be something about you you know what I'm saying is you sucks

yeah what I'm saying is it's your fault it is your fault something about you sucks you have to look inward at that point but what the fuck is wrong with me if you get cheated on not your fault but like that scenario

no man that's like a two that's a two front that's a two front war no one ends up in a two front war and it's not their fault you know it's kind of they can't be entirely innocent

You're not entirely innocent. You got some blame to do. You're Germany, you know? I agree, man. What a wild situation, man. It's crazy. Guys, please, please, please fucking just break people's heart up front. Please do it.

If you outgrow them, even if you just get bored and that sounds awful, but let's just be real. Just break their heart up front. It's going to sting less. Just do it. You're going to hurt the person at the time, but you're giving them the ability to be able to not. First of all, not. severely distrust other people because all you're doing is giving people back bad condition for other people yeah yeah it is good point yeah yeah you're you're

poisoning you're poisoning the water supply yeah yeah yeah that's right you're not happy let that person up because like I know so many girls like I can't trust them because my boyfriend broke up he was like yeah your boyfriend did that to you I'm gonna do it too but you don't know that you don't know that before I do that the fact you're labeling me is actually really fucked up you don't even give me the chance that you on he's fucked up don't bitch I'm gonna cheat on you But you don't even know what you did the fact you assume

it's too much you mean you're a fucking poor It's just so wild dude I don't know but I look like like you said Being with somebody for a million years Yeah it's that's I think it's the one of the most difficult task you do But it's just like come on man Fucking be 15 years A role playing GTA motherfucker too

I'm like damn that hurts So crazy that stinks It's he hogginer? Was he just hoggerner the whole time? I mean who knows? I don't know about the whole time the whole time, but at least they referenced that one time and she can't stop thinking about it. And I'm like,

that guy really, did he really? Reality's crazy, dude. Reality's crazy. He was swan diving that bitch for so bad that she was like, I need some more. I gotta get some more. It is, dude. Look, man, I just can't, I can't imagine being

like, look. Just we don't get married at that point. You know what I mean? Like, that's kind of my thing. I don't like to me like that's so much worse like 15 years of marriage like at that point like listen we're we got to figure this out you know what I mean like we're not this is not happening this is not happening at that point literally me and Lily is too much time even me and Lily right now like if Lily breaks up with me I'm beating I'm beating her up for real you know much of my time she wasted I'm beating her up for real it's eight years dog we're eight years in yeah but think about this though would you would uh do you think your life is. improve or do you think you would have been better off without her the entire time? I couldn't imagine my without her honestly. As gay as that sounds. His life's improved.

So that means it's improved. Shut. His life's improved. But that's exactly what that means. She's rich and he was destitute. It's absolutely improved. She's not rich. She's rich.

She's rich. She's rich compared to you, my friend. She's rich compared to my extraordinarily poor ass before. She's rich compared to most people I know, actually. I don't think she's not rich, dude. Unfortunately, my, from the, from what, you've told us about, you know, like financially and stuff like that, you know, involved

with the... Kinson bought $5,000 curtains. There's not, it's not true. I swear, like you talked about it. These are way too expensive, though. The ones I have a way too expensive, but not $5,000 is like $3,000. This mattress, dude, this mattress is so fucking ass. I hate this mattress so fucking much.

And you pay $3,000 for it. But it's so fucking uncomfortable. It's so uncomfortable. Well, that's actually... Wait, wait, wait. So, fuck out of my back, though. But it's so uncomfortable. Wait, okay. Okay. So, did you have, Did you buy an uncomfortable bed on purpose so you wouldn't sleep in for too long? No, no.

Because that's something I did. I did once. That's smart. That's meta. That's like counterplaying yourself. It wasn't worth it. Like I got no good sleep. I was miserable.

I was sad. It didn't work. It just like it just made every aspect of my life infinitely worse. It would have felt a lot better if I could just wake up a little bit later and feel like I actually got sleep. But that's like self-counterplay, which I respect. I need a new mattress, brother. I need. Sometimes.

What's up? Yeah, you need a, dude, a good mattress. Best, you cannot. Look, it's very important. I understand that there are things that we all want to like save money on. Everybody's a little bit frugal, right? Some people aren't, but they end up dead. So a lot of people frugal, they want to save their money.

Mattresses, splurge. Splurge on a mattress. There's a few things you got to splurge on, right? There's so food you splurge on food you got to eat good meals Meals you enjoy Uh Comfortability in like central air That is something you splurge on you have to spend money on that

All right you just guys starting to sound like a fucking privileged brat now No well no comfortability you know if if like if like if you don't have the money like if you have the money do it If you don't have the money to obviously I will I sacrifice I sacrifice food for AC to be like a hundred percent Dude, really bad summer heat, sweltering, dude. My last, you guys have both been to my last department. I, dude, I was suicidal in that place because of how hot it got. It got so hot times. I was just like, yeah, I'm just going to go throw a to a fucking bathtub and then fucking belly fucking.

Dude, I was, I was homicidal in that place, like when I stayed over. Like, I was going to kill all of you. I felt like, I felt like God was just really upset at me for some reason. And I was like, I don't know what I did to make him that mad. thing, man. Why didn't you? Because like, we actually right behind me, like we have two, right behind me. Well, so there's one portable AC right here. I didn't like it so much because no, I had one. That's the thing. I even had one. So how the fuck, dude, it was still that. Dude, you bought a shitty portable AC. It was still that bad. No, brothers. Like my house, dude, it was, I'm on the second floor.

Horrible. It caught a shit in this old 60s, 1960s apartment. Derek, I'm not kidding. My apartment was so, it was, It was no vents in my room. You bought a shit. No, brother, you buy a portable AC, which hooks up to your fucking window. And then you buy a good one. You know, high BTOs. Your fucking room is an icicle. Like, you fucked up.

You fucked up. Also had the weird windows that, like, they would, like, swing out of this way. Oh, that I, that I can vouch for. He had fucking baffling windows. Like, I don't, I don't, it was like a, it was like windows that you would see. in like a back room in a church somewhere like where it would be like high up in the almost in the corner the top corner of the wall

it's very strange I've never left a bad review ever about anything but I left a bad review about that dude's apartment I was like don't live here it's not good you will want to die I'm actually I'm thinking about moving dude I'm thinking about I'm thinking about getting out of here because just a little bit

because I told him the one caveat was like Hey, man, I don't fuck with them. I was like, everything clean. I don't fuck with bugs. I was just don't do that. But like, somebody clearly was filthy somewhere. And there's no nest here per se, but they're scowders. There's these fucking roads that pop up every once while trying to look for something.

And like they, and I'm like, hey, what the fuck? And then there's these things called springtails. Like, I don't know if you've ever heard of them, but they hang out in bathtubs usually. like they almost look like little Spring tails Like silverfish No not spring They're little

They're these little black bugs That I first thought they were fleas Because they jump I was like what the fuck I was like how's their fleas in here I was like what is this But then apparently they're springtails And I was like

What the fuck is this bullshit And they're like harmless But still Every once in a while There'll be like a two of them We're just on the bathtub And I was like yeah What is this shit

And then on the hottest days A couple weeks ago When it got like 108 or whatever Fucking termites Just showed up dude and I was like I was like yo this I can't I do you're playing you're playing earth defense force totally in that apartment you're playing guess who's coming to dinner but with bugs bro this is the fucking spin off of EDF like this is like the shitty edition like that's like 20 bucks or something

and they they sprayed yesterday for the for the termines but I was like nigga they took them like over a week to even want to do anything I was like dude they're eating your apartment I'm probably going to fall into the fucking next department down below because they're just like oh yeah we'll We'll get to it eventually. And I was like, shouldn't you deal with that immediately? So I'm a little, I'm a little, I'm a little nervous. Because I'm a little nervous. Yeah.

The floor was already a little bit curved. And I told them, I was like, hey, guys, what the hell is going to wake up and someone else? I told them, should I be worried about this? Like, no, I survived for like 60, you know, since the 60s. And I'm like, that's not an, that's not an answer. It could have survived until now. I was like, what kind of, you'll be right. You'll be I.

Stop being a bitch. So I'm a little nervous And the cool thing is I'm playing month to month So I can actually leave when That's good Yeah, so Yeah, definitely I'm just bombed because like your first

Your first apartment anytime you move is generally like a like a Slat Dash kind of home base Yeah I remember that's what happened with us when like Remember when we got when we got the When we got the Hilda place It was just like this is what's available We'll take it

It was the worst fucking It's the worst place Were you there? Did you ever go to that one? Um, I, was that the one that, um, do you remember when you hit Casar with a beer bottle? Was it that one? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, that's that. Yeah, that was that apartment. I barely remember that apartment, dude. I just remember that, yeah, I remember moments, but I don't remember that apartment too well anymore. I remember it specifically because I have so much video of it. I have so much, so much confirmed, like documentation that it exists, but it is fading rapidly from my memory. So we got to get that episode with Jalen out. before we lose any more of it.

God damn. What we do when we get back? Yeah. Yeah, we'll do when we get back, I think. Also, apparently I have a mic here. So I'm probably just going to bring this. Oh, perfect. With me.

I didn't even realize. Is it like, I'm pretty, I don't know how I got this. No. You don't remember? I sincerely, like, I really have no memory of this at all. Okay. But, uh, but I'll accept it. This guy got, but yeah, I think, uh,

the shit out of somebody and stole it. their fucking equipment is oh. They took their fucking blue Yeti. After beating them half to death. Yeah, no, bugs I can't do. Bugs is the line for me. And it took ages to find a place without, I don't know,

dude, I almost left when, so there's these giant ones that just every once in a while see them. Like, I went to Del Taco one time. It was crawling on the menu of the box. You know when you're ordering outside? Just a giant one. I was like, that's disgusting.

And apparently in the hallway, there's a window that they crawled through. We caught one. Jojo caught one crawling through the window. I told her hit it off the screen so it doesn't get in. And then it like didn't fall off. And then it got inside and she ran away. So then I fought it. Dude, it took forever to kill these things.

Or I was like, oh, this is how they survived the apocalypse. I sprayed two different types of things on it. And then I was hitting it with the broom and it was still going. I was like, this is insane. I couldn't believe it. But yeah, one day, one fucking day, I was just chilling, playing video games, and one of those fucks somehow got into our apartment. I couldn't believe. Dude, you know when you see a bug that's so big, even from like 15 feet away, you can see its head?

I was just like, no. That's here. That's, no. Yeah, that's here what I'm dealing with something. Because, like, this basement studio is pretty much never used. Yeah. You know what I mean? This is just kind of dormant sitting here, basically waiting for me to come.

come back and dust all the spider webs off and get back to work again. But I'm in a basement in New York. And so every now and again, I'll see like from across the room like one of those house centipedes. I think that's what they're called. Do you know what I'm talking about? I don't know what the fuck. Maybe I'm getting the name wrong. House centipede. Because I'm not sure if that's accurate. No, yeah, exactly. Yeah. If you Google house centipede. I see these things are fucking huge. And I don't think they're like harmful. Yeah. necessarily. But they do piss me off. Like it pisses me off that they're just chilling out of here Get out of here.

This is indoors. Go to where you go to the things you build. Right. Go to the thing you don't you don't belong here. That's exactly how I feel. Like I do get offended. But luckily, right now it's only every once in a while. It's like say, oh, a week passed and then one of those fucks came up from the drain or something like a little small.

Like they come from the fucking drain. You're supposed to be like, they were like, yeah, they exterminate your shit, you should pour bleach bomb. down the drains and I'm like, all right, cool. Go buy some fucking bleach and do it. But they were like implying, no, you go buy some bleach, nigga. And you plur it down. I was like, oh, cool, yeah. Thanks, guys.

Fucking, I don't know, whatever, it's fine. It's all good. It's insane. Yeah. Yeah, once in a while, better than every day. I'll take that. Right. But yeah, no, it's fucking over.

Like, do you have like a hole that they're getting in through? It's, you can, like, clog? So there was, uh, so the thing is, so we can, we can, we can, um, clogged. the drain in the bathtub because I think that's the only place they can come in through now because I haven't seen one for almost a couple weeks until I just saw one a few days ago in the bathtub and I was like what the fuck I literally everything's been silicone

everything has been cocked like I've made sure anything where they can get in through has been sealed so I was like okay I guess the drain is the last thing so as long as we just keep plugging it I think we should be fine but at the same time I hate playing this whack-a-mo shit anyway So I'm kind of like I just want to get the fuck out of here And hopefully probably in a newer Part of the area where maybe it hasn't been

This place historically I think probably just has like Probably some nest around Because it's so old And these motherfuckers are trying to find a place to like Just hang their hat And they're mad that I'm not letting them do it I guess

It's like Come on make this list in Like I don't know It's fucking destitute out here I need help I'm scared. It's dark. Let me in, please.

Yeah, that was crazy. You're just like, no. No. Suffer. I can't, man. I can't deal. I can't deal with this. It's to the point where, uh, whenever I see it like one, I, then I, I can't enjoy

anything because now I'm looking all the time. I'm looking, but they're not in the, yeah, they're not. If, let's put it this way. If they were in the kitchen, I would have been gone already. They're not, they're not, they're not in the kitchen. Dude, let me tell you something. I still, I still look. Yeah.

I've had no, I've literally not had a single bug in my, outside of like a fly or something. I've not had bugs in my, I had like one, I had like a three day period in the office where there was like, I don't know if it was termites or what, but there was like a lot of weird bugs. And I was like, oh, what the fuck is this? And I sprayed and then there just went away. I just sprayed it with Lysol. All right. All right. And it worked.

So. Bug it. And there's a thing in my bathroom that I have not. Oh yeah I forgot I actually forgot I actually forgot about that until literally just today

Do you take pictures and like see what happens Like over the over the days Like do that door has been closed behind The door's been closed for months And I'm a little bit afraid to open it Because I don't know what like I What if it's a shrine?

What if they built like a what if it's like a What are you talking about? So I have a bathroom in my office That I never really use ever Um The way I think about it is just like I don't need to a second. It's just me. I don't need a second bathroom. I'll just focus on one

focus on one clean one that I'm not going to deal with the other. Right. So the other one's been behind Sweeney behind like the, I have like the green screen, which is in front of the closet. There's a bathroom over there? Yeah, it's a bathroom right, but right behind it. But so I, guys, I really don't know how to describe this. I really don't. I think Derek saw it, but like I don't know how to describe what it is. But it's like a stalk coming out of the base of the toilet that I have not used. What do you mean a stop? Like, I don't, I don't know any better way to describe it than that.

It looks like, it almost looks like, you know, tobacco leaves to me. I don't know, dude. I just, it's, it's like, it's like a, I was like, is this, is this fungi? Like, I don't know. We, it's, but it's like kind of brownish, right? Like, I don't. Yeah, I don't. removed, bro.

But it's so fascinating. It's kind of cool, though. It's so fascinating. That's kind of the thing. It's like, I don't, it's so interesting. You guys are so, that's some shit I would have son. I'm like, I got to do something about this because I, it's going to come to life and kill me. Yeah.

Well, to me, I'm just, well, to me, I'm just thinking, like, I spend so much time cleaning my apartment and then I'm like, something like that. I'm like, I'm sealing this away. Yeah. I'm just not going to, I'm not going to deal with this. This is not. So fucking absurd. This is, stop with this. But yeah, I don't know what.

I'll take a picture of it. I'll post it on the Patreon. And experts can tell me, people are going to tell me it's like, oh, that's cordyceps for something. It's like, you're slowly being brainwashed.

I'd be pretty upset if it was like toxic mold. I'd be, oh, great. We're sitting our dumb asses in there fucking recording. I don't think it's, yeah, mold doesn't do what it's doing, I guess.

It is, this is weird. Might be some of your chia fucking seeds left over. Don't blame this on me. Don't put this on me. It's not my fault. They fell out of his water.

You know what it is? They fell out of his water when he laughed. Yeah. Even though that happened after. Yeah, yeah. It happened way after. Somehow. Anyway.

Yeah. So, whatever. Let's move on to some questions from our lovely viewers over at patreon.com slash the snark tank. Remember, you can jump on over there and ask us questions at the $5 tier. And, uh, yeah. Let's start with, uh, fucking poopie possum. Mm. Pooy possum wrote it.

He says, in episode 260, exactly at two hours 46 seconds no exactly two hours 46 minutes and one second Chris laughed like that bully character from the Simpsons and no one acknowledged it this is not a question well I just acknowledged it to you I didn't go check this but anybody's free to go

and clip that if any clipper any clippers are listening I would love to see that I guess I can't get that high I don't remember I don't remember how to that I can't even do it. I can't get it high. I can't get as high.

Ha ha. Nelson Muntz. That's my boy. Ew, his name's Muntz. Yeah. He's names Muntz. His dad also walked out on him. Of course he did.

Of course he did. I like, Lisa goes to his room. He has a fucking poster that says, nuke the whales. She's like, nuke the whales. And then he says,

got to nuke something. And I think is the funniest. Got a nuke something. I love that. I saw this video There's a future episode They show where his dad walks out on him And he does same thing to his kids

Oh right Right Yeah I mean My dad did this now Wouldn't you know His kids Gotta have the cycle

Continue What do you mean Exactly bro So virus Yeah You're not gonna walk out on your kid Do I can't I guess I have

It's the only reason I'm gonna have a kid That's fucking I can't wait To abandon my child It is my solemn Duty to walk out on my child I want to have like a, I want to have like a, hey, hachi fucking Kazuya relationship.

Like, I want to have like, I want to have like a really bad relationship with my son. And we'll keep throwing each other off cliffs and volcanoes and shit. It'll be pretty good. A rivalry with your son is the ideal male relationship. Yeah. You know, like that's the only. A healthy rivalry, yes. No, like a blood feud.

Yeah. What the machines have is insane. Yes. That's what we need. Yeah. I think that every male moving forward should do that. And it builds character. You'll have more stronger sons.

Yeah. They don't have a gay grandchild that fucking gives up his devil powers, like a pussy at one point. Like, I don't know. Jen's a bitch, man. Jen's stupid. That's crazy.

Jim is so goaded. Jen had fucking devil powers and he gave it up. And I was like, Yeah, because the devil powers make you fucking evil and insane. He's like, I don't want to be evil. And then, and then, so I'll hear, here's me thinking that like, I was like, checking three, everybody, taking three so go. We're like, oh, man, Jen's fucking dope.

Man, I really like Jen. Jen's cool character. And then this nigga fucking shows up in, in Tekin 5. And I was like, this is the gayest man alive. This man's gay. This man's gay and likes boys. He's trying to, he's gayer than Hayhachi and four wearing a fucking diaper. Hey, hachi comes out as the boss with his ashteks hanging out.

And Jim still gave. You said you can what? He's been shitting his pants for years. I get, look, I'm going to say, I'm going to say this. This is one of those instances like GIF. Because, you know, it's supposed to be GIF instead of GIF. It's supposed to be to Ken. I will never say that.

It's Tekken. Yeah, I'm not saying to Ken. I'm not saying to Ken. It's Tekken. I will never say it correctly. It's going to be to Ken? Yes. Yeah, probably. And if you listen to like the way that.

that had said in Japanese, it's, it's, it's supposed to be to Ken. But it's, but like, that's, that's, that's like, I don't even go fuck with the Japanese. Yeah, it's, it's, no, I agree. It's one of those things, it's one of those things where it's like, well, like, we know now that, like, according to, like, every interview with Miamoto that's ever been done. Like, Mario is, is Mario. It's like, literally the super Mario brothers. But, like, I'm not going to fucking say that. That is crazy.

Wait, I'm sorry. What? Wait, it must be Maria? I don't know. Yeah. There's no way that's real. I don't believe that. I don't believe that.

Because Mario's an Italian name. What are you talking about? You got me for like two seconds. For two seconds, my brain was like, hold on a second. It didn't work on me because I was so confused to begin with that. It was so stupid that I'm like, wait a minute, but what if, what if that's how? I lie about that. You wouldn't lie about this, right?

What if I, because you're, you know what's happening? You're going through your mind and you're thinking, have I ever heard Miyamoto say Mario? I have Mario He doesn't really say that It's not really that much footage Of him talking about it I've definitely heard him

He's a super Mario And he like looks He turns and then like So he camera pans over to the side To the screen beside him Super Mario brother Super Midio

Brothers Super Italian plumber people Super Italian plumber people What do you know why that Even became a thing I actually don't I've never actually watched like Why he

why he paid a Mario? Yeah, why Italian plumbers? What was that? I think because the person he lived, I think the person that was super attendant when he lived in, I think America was named Mario, who was also a plumber.

Really? What are you making that up for? I don't know if you're in this. There's some sort of, there's some sort of course where he meets a person named Mario, actually. Not kidding. Not kidding. That's actually real somewhere.

The thing that confuses me about you is that you make up things, but they're not for a bit. I'm not making this up. I've definitely heard. I definitely heard. somewhere some way that like the name Mario was in relevant to someone I think he met one time before It was probably the first non-Japanese person ever met in his life

He was like oh That was like Oda Nobunaga when he saw fucking Yaskia he was like Oh the blacker The brakeru And he said Blacker and taller And so disrespectful And you gotta give a Yasker

Bucci you will be a good warrior for me dude you see all the racist people I saw did you see the ghost of what's her name yesoi yesui yeah however you say it oh ghost of the ghost of Yotei

thank you yeah the ghost of Tsushima ghost of Tushima did you see the delay I'll say okay sorry I'm kind of referencing the wrong thing but it's still tied to it because people are accusing

Assassin's Creed Shadows was getting delayed because of the announcement of ghosts And I was like, that doesn't make any sense. But if you go to the Ubisoft Twitter and you look under it, there's this Korean guy. Apparently he's really popular in the anti-woke space. But like, he was just like going. I made that channel, by the way.

This guy was just going hard on the paint on. Like, these guys, I know they don't give a shit. But at the same time, they just can't accept that like Yaske was somebody important. They can't fucking accept. no, he's just a slave, he's a nigger. He said, and I'm like, damn, bro. And I'm like, yo, calm down. Like, why are you so passionate about this?

They're so upset. They even know about this guy a few years ago. They were like, oh, no, no way. That's great. I was like, you can't. Blas can't be samuraiized. They're slaves. There's books on them.

There's books. There's Europeans riding down what they witnessed. And this nigg was important. It's insane because the Japanese being, Asians and you know how they be sometimes. They love him. They love that guy. Like, oh, he's cool. Yeah, real Japanese people don't get.

It was just like, do you remember? I don't know if you remember this. Some of the years ago when people were trying to like ask Japanese people what they thought about Scarlett Johansen and a ghost of the show. And like, that's cool. She's beautiful. I love her. Yeah, they don't care. Yeah. They're like, well, to be fair, to be fair.

You're like, can I fuck her? Is that available? Was that on the table? To be fair, that was those were interviews with like normal. Japanese people as well. Like they're, I, you ask your average

like just run-of-the-mill fucking person on the street like if they give a shit about this. No, not even a little bit. Even here. But, but yeah,

dude, yeah, I did see that whole, yeah, they're, they're delaying it because of, which doesn't make sense

because you'd be theoretically, you'd be theoretically pushing it even closer to it. Um, I think the real reason actually is because Star Wars outlaws, uh, was very, very buggy. And they were,

like, listen, there's too much, there's too much riding on Assassin's Creed Shadows, specifically, it's like their biggest thing. And they can't have another situation like that. I'm very happy with this, where it comes out, to be honest. Yeah, I'm happy with it too. I'm always pro-d-de-law. 100%. So it's great, but.

Yeah, good shit. So I looked up this thing. So Sweeney's half correct. Yeah, there's some truth to it. Some. What do you say? Workers at Nintendo's Washington Warehouse had started calling the character Mario because he resembled the property's

landlord a man named Mario Seigle. See? According to the book, well, that's not Miyamoto though. Miyamoto heard about the nickname and liked it so he stuck with it. It wasn't like Miyamoto, like he wasn't like he didn't know this person or care. He just heard the nickname. It was like, oh, yeah. There was an interaction where Mario existed

in for reals. The property owner, that's interesting. And was he like, wow. He got shot on the back and screamed, wow. And they were like, we got to make this guy a real character, Lario. Whenever there's There's a roach problem There's a roach problem, Mario

Again, he just He's trying his best And there's always something going wrong. Poor Mario Yeah, no, the Ghost of Yote Dude, I'm so stoked. I loved, dude, I loved Ghost of Shushima. I thought Ghosts Nishima was like one of the better things

Erica Ishi. She's somebody I follow. She's like in the D&D community. She's the main character now. She finally got to roll. She does a, She does a podcast with some people that I know. She's on Dimension 20.

Well, I don't know. I don't know that way. I think she does one. I think she does one with Alana, I think. I don't know. I could be, I think she knows Alana. I feel like I've seen her and Alana on the same same screen before.

Yeah, probably. Something like that. But yeah, she's really cool. You're talking about, I don't know what I can see. It's probably all blurry, but this, uh, this person, right? Are you talking about this person? Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Um, so I saw people. This post, for example, says, before and after woke infection and she just has an undercut that's there's just an undercut and I was like oh yeah she's also queer cool but I'm like

she's married to a whole woman yeah but that's because she's woke oh she became queer because she's woke dude it's uh it's pretty okay it's kidding it's getting so lazy but you know what I am I'm happy that I'm falling I'm seeing in my algorithm a lot that a bunch of

creators are finally shitting on these people like in unison. They're they're making videos about these these grift because it's so easy. And I'm like I'm kind of happy because I felt I kind of wanted to do it. But also I was like, oh wait, forgot about editing and like doing stuff. You know, I was like I had it work. Yeah.

I was like, oh, this is that's going to take like hours to make a video about this shit. And I was like, I never mind. I spoke to what you call it. I was on. I spoke to, um, freaking Kelly about that shit. Oh, right. Because he's like, he thought he was kidding. He was like, I really genuinely thought.

was kidding. Yeah. But this is a joke. This has to be a good. That's so funny, man. I really, I want to get Actman on the show so bad to talk about that stuff because it really is so fucking. He thought it was a joke for real. He actually like really thought it was a joke. The first thing that I heard it one billion percent, I shared, I shared a clip of it. Because I was like, oh, this is, I understand this isn't a joke. This is the laziest fucking thing I've ever heard because of how much how satirical it. seems. You're like, oh, the point is to be lazy and just say everything's gay. All right.

Yeah, yeah, everything's gay. But, uh, because it is. But what like, look, not because of that. Look, there's one thing. There's, listen, there's one aspect of this conversation that I think I'm going to go to bat for. Okay. Now, I'm excited. I'm really stoked about it. I think it goes to goes to Shima was awesome. I like the idea of going to like a new character and like having like, uh, I would imagine the third one's going to be about a different character too even later in the time. that's cool. That's a cool setup. Gin was fine. Like, I liked gin fine. Like, I don't need to see more of them.

Whatever. Um, but now here's the thing. We're going to get some, we're going to get some hot springs shots? What's going to, what's going to happen with the hot springs? Um, excited for the ride. That's actually a very,

that is it. I think that we're going to see some this is make or break. I think that's make or break. I think this is make or break. I think this is make or break. I think it's make her break. This is it. Look, man. You got a bad because of this.

Consistency. If you want to avoid a shit storm, if you're a wise, if you're wise, you'll give us some cheeks. I think the female, we'll see cheeks. The female form should be coveted more because of how insane niggas are. Right. But should we, do you guys want to do a, you guys want to do like a bet? Yeah. You guys want to put like, you guys want to put like, well, like something in a, like 50 bucks.

Something stupid like that. $3,000. I owe dangerous people money. It's like $3,000. Maybe $1,000, maybe $10,000. I can't put down that much. Maybe $1,000, $10,000. You just hear yourself? Maybe $1,000,000.

I owe dangerous Russians money. So maybe, maybe. So, yeah, I'll put $50 down on they're not going to show cheats. I could see that. See, I can't take the bet because I feel I'm more on that side, too. So it doesn't really, I'm kind of like, well, I can't. I can't, in good faith, go against that. Yeah.

Because, unfortunately, it just, I don't know, man. I was like, nigga, we're all adults. Just show some cheeks. God damn. Yeah, come on. Like, be mature about it. Like, whatever. Just like, I do think it is weird how, like, like, and, dude, to be fair, like,

there was so much outrage over the Dragon Age Vail Guard, like, trans scars or whatever. And that to me was, like, dumb. But, like. Wait, what? Yeah. Because you could have like mastectomy scars or whatever in the character creator, which is I don't give a shit. Yeah, I don't. I'm not going to use it.

I don't care. It is weird. What? No, no, no, no. But here's the thing. It's weird to have that. And then there's no ass slider. Come on.

You can't make your tits bigger? Come on. I agree. What are we doing? I agree. Why can I make my tits bigger in fucking Saints Road the third? I can't do it in fucking. Yeah, I don't know.

Like, I just think like you, you got to be. You just got to. To be adults, man. Like, treat us like adults. Yeah, be adults. Let us have our stuff. Because it does come across, it does come across as like, well, we don't want to, I don't know, we're not, I don't know if we're mature enough.

And it's like, shut the fuck up. Yeah. This is an adult medium. We've got like amazing stories going on in this medium that like rival, if not dwarf a lot of what's going on in film and TV. We, this is a mature medium. Treat us like fucking adults. Are people going to be immature about it? Of course.

But fucking people are like that. Who gives it? service. Who gives a shit? Shout out to Balthersgate. No, 100%. They did the whole fucking thing.

They were queer as fuck. They were gay as fuck. It was woke as shit. But it was also like, here's your tits. Here's your ass. Here's the hottest people you've ever seen. Give us.

Just like absolute. Perfect. This is what I'm talking about. You get every inch of it, bro. That's what annoys me about like, because, uh, do all them years ago,

I remember MK 11 was a big shift in Mortal Kombat. And they did that same pandery thing where they said, oh, well, the women, you know, we gotta have them have more armor on because they're going to combat. And I'm like, stop. Please, like, first of all, there's

Coral Khan, there's fucking Baraka. Like, Baraka has a skin where he's wearing just a loincloth. And I'm like, guys, just, please stop treating us with kid gloves. They don't have to be as ridiculous as Mortal Kombat 9 because they looked fucking absurd in that one. When they re-blood in Mortal Kombat

in MK9, their tits were all like triple Fs. Every single woman. It was a little hilarious. It was like beyond sexy, it was like, this is kind of funny. And then it was like, but you just, just, you know,

give Sonia massive tits. Maybe make Molina's a little bit smaller, but sex, you know, like, dude, well, like,

dude, well, because she had that fucking, that, that mummy, you know, where she was just in the wrappings, her,

her ultimate costume. I, I remember playing that shit and having a, like having a, surround up to here. He just smiled at the day. I'm on games with gigantic tits. I don't have relations with that woman while she was awake.

I absolutely did. I did not have sexual relations with a bit. Yeah, he's even got a kiss mark on his fucking... I didn't even notice it. That's cool. That's crazy. I didn't notice that either. That's nuts.

I looked at Ariana Grande with a really disgusting look and I was looking at her. That was legendary. You're at a funeral and this motherfucker's eyes are like popping out looking at. Wait, what? What are you talking about? Ariana Grande was performing at Aretha Franklin's funeral. like when they were doing that like wake thing or whatever and then he was like his mouth is like a gape he's looking he's his eyes are scanning ariana grande like up and down he was gawking at her

actually like oh like he was I was like dude a good old fashioned a good old fashion gawk gawk well I would have done to you four minutes ago four minutes ago and do you remember that same that same thing there was this pastor talking to her while she was on stage and he was grabbing a piece of her breast like you know how like when you like put your arm around he had it Under her arm and the round and his fingers were cupping her tit a little bit. That's so not okay. You can see how uncomfortable she was. Trying to be, you know, cool about it, but she was so uncomfortable.

This guy, you can see the indentation. It was fucking crazy that he was doing that. What are we talking about? Sorry, I'm, we talking about women feeling uncomfortable? I'm really not interested. That's fair. That's actually fair. This is less cool than like guns and explosions.

We really care about men's rights issues. dumb in video games. So fucking dumb. Boring. That's so boring. Sorry, I was watching. Parker, I need photos of Ariana Grande's tits. I was watching Hill versus Babyface video.

I don't even have heard of Pillar of Garbage. I was just watching one of his videos last night. Pillar of garbage. He just makes these videos just talking about like the Gryftons, all this shit. And he was talking about was Hill versus Babyface right? And he examines like what a lot of people were saying. He was right all along. But it turns out, no, it was just a whole like, he was talking.

about he enjoyed Starfield until he ran into the pronoun thing and then some clone the woman that was cloned from a man or something and then he freaked out. Yeah. But revisionist history people were trying to say that he was right the whole time that Starfield sucked. But he actually enjoyed it for hours

10s of hours before he said anything bad about it. So he was just kind of pointing out that this guy's a fucking liar. He's trying to pretend like he's right. And it just made me happy again, just seeing that guy freak out because it was like, I forgot about it. I was like, I guess that was hilarious. Yeah.

It is, fucking pro now. Boring. That guy. I was like, that's funny. It's, it's just funny,

then. Like, it is, it's entertaining. Uh, that dude is genuinely mentally disabled. But, uh,

you know, God bless. Probably physically too. Oh, easily physically. There's no way, there's no way, there's no way.

There's no way he doesn't. There was spillover for sure. Yes, spillover. Yeah. It's like it went from. Anyway. Next question comes from Chris Farley with an egg in his mouth. Nice.

That's crazy. He says, Hello, boys. Previously, Sweene said he would eat my father. But I found it odd that he specified my father's clothes would be on. Are you afraid something down there would shift if you see another man's willy while you eat him? Also, obviously, you guys wouldn't do a 24-hour show. But if you do some kind of longer show, please bring, uh,

please someone bang the shit out of a triangle and say let's give it up for our X on the X hour pocket oh like like the I see I know what you're shying so yeah what was that about like you did threaten to eat somebody's father he's freaking terrified

it's terrifying somebody eating your father because the idea is your father who's will be the person that protects you knows it'll be the strong person in your life is when you're a young person you know your dad's would be like really strong I didn't have a dad so I don't know but like yeah

whatever other people big deal Um, what, um, why did you specify the clothes would be on? Because it's, it's still more terrifying is I'm not even trying to have a meal. It's not about food. It's about just knowing that I'm scaring you eating your dad. Uh-huh. So imagine yourself, Chris, nine, nine or ten years old, right?

You're, your war-hearted father, that's, that's, that's, that's severed the mortal koi of many of Asian men, right? imagine someone wrestles your dad to the ground opens their maw to the size of at least a three-seat couch and begins to consume your father. That's fucking up your day. Yeah. Do you think that there is, not your life, not irreparably damaging you. I want to ask, I want to pose this question to the group. Is there a possibility?

You know the idea of like a horseshoe theory. where something can be so far in the opposite direction that it ends up kind of looping around and being the thing that it's far from? Yeah, it's like mixing and his racism. Do you think that somebody could be such a bad person and a bad father? I'll put it this way. Do you think that somebody could be so self-centered and so not concerned with the life of their child to the point where they look after their own reputation where it's like, well, if this kid grows up, I can't have him telling bad stories about me. Oh, yeah.

And so they end up being like a good father for like the wrong reasons, almost like, do you know what I'm saying? I feel like I could, I feel like that happens a lot in this world. Like I feel like somebody could be so racist that they're in fact progressive almost technically, you know? How so? We're like, I hate, I hate this group so much. much that I want to fund and give them the chance to succeed so they leave where I am. Hmm. I see.

I mean, I just, I hate them so bad. And like, you should have hate it. It's like, I can't fucking stand them. I want them all gone.

And then he ends up funding their communities so they don't have to leave their communities. So he never has to deal with them. That's, that's fucking, that's a while. I like that. It would be nice if that's what they did.

Or like, hey, yeah. Yeah, man. We wouldn't have to move into your fucking white neighborhood. If you, uh,

fucking gave us infrastructure you know we we fucking I think a lot of niggas were fine living in the certain neighborhoods they were until they were desolate and they had a fucking leave they had to migrate to New York and everybody was like oh god damn

you know anyway everything was good back when our streets was filled with shit and everybody's food tasted like boy you'd piss it was good I like it better when toilets were giant holes

50 feet in the sky where the wind from the outside would whip up and in and assassins could crawl up your toilet pipe and assassinate you that actually did happen. Those were the names. The lemur. The lemur wrote in he says

Call me Haitian the way I eat the pussy. Nice. He says that being said If you had to edge, if you had to edge to any PlayStation character, character, who would it be? Myself personally, I would choose Crash Bandicoot because you just know he fucks. So this is a concerning individual. Um, I... Very smoky-coded.

It's very concerned. I forgot about that whole thing. Very smoky-coded. That is concerning for a lot of reasons. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Who's the baddest bitch from PlayStation? That's not obviously Laura Croft. Yeah, that's what I was like, don't say Laura Croft. That's too easy. Well, yeah. I'm, we're playing fast and loose with what plays they should because crash well what i'll lauroff carff counts all these people count i understand that they're not owned or whatever but like we're going to play we're going to play loose okay here so like there are people i'm sure who are fans of

the other show who'll be like that's not really playstation shut up it's a different show a video game that's on playstation one right yeah yeah yeah whatever i was just saying i uh it's not fair is i know i'm going to choose already if it's the video game it's on playstation but i'm not going to choose that character who well who is it what we're fucking a don't wong bro Ada She's so She's like Top four

Hot as video game characters I think that counts I don't see why not Yeah that counts Um There's Ada Wong And there's Karlak That's it

That's like That's like my two choices Of female characters I think Tifa I think Tifa Oh Tifa's goaded too Tifa Okay we got a three

Got a something Three I didn't care I didn't care until that SwimSuit mission in Reber I'm not even joking

That's what got me To buy the game I was going to Skip that game entirely And I was like That's pretty Wow. Whoa. Whoa, look at this.

I guess I'll play. She seems interesting. I think he's a good character. Yeah, she's a great character. No, yeah, it's because I would have cheated and said like Eve from Stellar Blade, but Stellar Blade, it's weird because she's so, she's like so hot that it, she's not hot anymore. Like she's like I don't know how to describe it. Like she's so. sexual that it's like bayonetta for me i don't think bayonetta's hot i think i respect her so much as like this is boring i respect the way she moves man like i just i like to me i kind of agree she's like dante to me like that's not sexy it's just like oh suave like cool it's it's more it's more it's more it's more attractive than it is sexy right i guess you know what i

mean it's like yeah i agree like yeah it's like stellar blade and like bayonet And it's like they're sexy, but like, or they're attractive, but like I don't, I don't see them in any like, it's, it's not like Tifa where I'm like, you're there's something there. Okay. I know you're, you're not showing it, but there's something. I mean, Tifa has the heavies on her, bro. I see, he's got the heavy. Dude, that shit was crazy. She got the heavies on her, bro. That shit was nuts. See, this is, this is tough one for me because, like, I'm torn between, like, well, if I'm thinking more traditionally, play. PlayStation just because like this franchise started on PlayStation, um, PlayStation 1 specifically dead or alive. Like, uh, that's not that. Kasumi.

I'm just out of ammo at that time, you know? Like that. And then remember, remember fucking a beach volleyball came out and you're like, just kidding, just kidding, Tiva Lockhart's 15 years old. Just kidding. She's not 15. She's 15. She's 15 when you do the mission where her dad dies.

She's not 15 in the game. Just kidding. Just kidding. Just kidding. Hold on. Just kidding. These people are teenagers? Or is just kidding, just kidding

They're not Her and Cloud I think Cloud's like 21, 22 Yeah, they're like adults aren't they? Just just kidding I'm not You don't got you don't got to worry That's that's a that's a silly bait

No I don't know I could give a fuck Dude she's clearly like If she's modeled like a fucking full girl I don't even I thought but okay I I feel like this is one of those moments to me With who are we talking about Where I was surprised that they were teenagers Oh the um

talking about. Oh my God. I know what the fuck. We were just talking about. I don't know. Oh, oh, the Sonic people. The Sonic people. The Sonic the Hedgehog people. Sonic people. Right. The Sonic cast or whatever like teenagers and I'm like, really? I didn't. I did to me, I guess maybe there's some new

media that would have them look like children, but like the shit that I grew up with, I had no idea actually. They've always been, they've always been young, right? They've always been like young. And I've always thought of them as teenagers. I thought they were always supposed to like really like correlate we don't have to have it again it's just like yeah yeah like just a little

surprising but uh casumi man who who and then the the the juggle physics and the old deader life games were fucking hilarious their tits almost crazy work man crazy work those games were

but like say if she's not available rainbow meca you know dang rama maca's who I would pay to die from our rainbow mika special I actually think I actually think

Who's the The main character The girl, the lady in Resident Evil 3 Remake Jill, right? Jill, yeah I, dude, remake Jill, I actually think is pretty

fucking banging. Like, she's something I don't like remake Jill from being on this. I like, I think Joe from 5, which she has the fucking crazy tight spandex on and he's a super person is fucking bad as well. I love Marvel 2.

Jill, because she just seems like a batty, but like, you know, which is based on the old jail, but number five, she seems kind of slutty. I like that, you know, I'm actually kind of cool with that. I like that. I like, I like, I like when like they look like they got to take money from me afterwards. You know, I like that. I like when they like a glorious way to die, bro. All right.

A glorious way to go. Oh, Jesus Christ. That is insane. A glorious way to go, man. Oh, that is so crazy. crazy, man. She's so crazy that I remember, and I remembered it intentionally exaggerated. Whoop.

You look good. That is fucking good. This is such a man's. This is a male podcast. She's so dumped up. It's silly, dude. I was 10 years old. Chun Lee also.

10 years old when Alpha 3 came out. Cammy for me. Cammy's crazy. And she's five and six Cammy's ass is out of pocket, bro. Cammy for me is the whole time that this whole, for my. my entire life has been fucking fire. That fucking, that jump, that specific jumpsuit, that green. Anyway, uh, Sween on an FBIQ plus watch list for his homophobic joke, wrote in.

Uh, which one. True? It's true. What the fuck? So this guy, uh, he writes and he says, or she says, I don't know, presumably he, if the conversation that we just had is any indication. Uh, hello cowboy horse and cameraman. Oh no. Well, not a question.

But fun fact, fun fact I learned this week. Kenneth D. Pinyan, Pinyan, aka Mr. Hans, actually worked for Boeing. When I looked into it, when I looked into it

and discovered he worked at the same facility, though definitely never, that we definitely never met. He worked at the same facility as my old landlord. You have a connection to Mr. Hans. That's special. He's the one that were a plane

got showed, in his ass and he died, right? Was the same guy? Yeah, that guy, exactly. He was the guy who gave a horse, a pilot's license, shoved it in the cockpit of a Boeing 747, and directed it to fly up his ass. And that's how he perished.

Damn, man. And, uh, what a way to go. And it was on September 10th. That was on September 10th. September 10th. 2001. And then, and then nobody could find the plane. Or his ass.

And we, that was, and then we found. We found it. We found it. That was the one worth it. Oh, man. You can't even dismount the joke. You can't even disemount the joke. How would you, all right, real, real question, Kingston. Yeah, share it.

You wake up, you're on a flight. You're on a flight from like, I don't know, L.A. to New York, New York to L.A. A six hour flight, a long one. You wake up in the middle. It's like three and a half hours in. You get up to go to the bathroom. You're in the front of the plane, so you go towards the front. Okay.

As you're about to go into the bathroom, you turn to your right and you see the cockpit door is open. And it's a horse just kicking. Just kick, just losing its shit. Is it damaging the stuff too? It's kicking. You see sparks. It's definitely denting some metal. But this is like three and a half hours into the flight.

So, and things have been going fine? Things have, yeah, I mean, the plane's up in the air. You haven't checked the map yet, so you don't know if you're going in where you're supposed to be going. Have I heard the pilot speak where it's like, dude, so. What's going, everybody? We have another flight to this plane. So in the beginning, yeah, in the beginning you heard the pilot speak. It's like, how's it going, everybody?

I'm Derek with Delta Flight 107. We are on route to New York. Please, we will be arriving at 549 TM Eastern Standard Time. We will get some turbulent. Like, it's the same. It's the normal. And then he goes sign. But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but that message gets, gets, gets cut off. You hear like a, and then that's it.

And then the pilot, the, the instruction people give their thing. And then the plane reverses and pulls, pulls, pulls back onto the tarmac. Flies away. You know, so that's the, that's your situation. I don't know what I would do. dude, I'd be so panicked. I would, I would be so scared. I would just, like, look at the situation I'm in

and have to immediately calm myself down or else I'd freak the fuck out and I'd ruin everybody else's time there. Because I'd be like, okay, cool, calm down. You wouldn't ask anybody what's up? You wouldn't ask, like, the flight attendants? What do I do? Like, look, because I feel like they don't know and they're going to panic too.

So what happens? You go, you go talk to a flight attendant. You're like, hey, dude, there's a fucking horse on the cockpit. What the fuck's going on? Like, what the way? And she's like, what are you talking about, dude? Sir, could you please have a seat? You're going to scare the passengers.

Now, I wouldn't be loud about it. I'd be like, excuse me. Could you possibly mind following me to the front of the car? Or I'd be like, oh, um. Wait, hold on. I'll be the flight of time. You tell me how you're going to handle this. I'm like, hey, excuse me.

There seems to be a problem in a bathroom. Sir, sir, the seatbelt light is on. You're supposed to remain seat. Oh, yeah, I'm sorry. Okay. Do you know. Yes, I understand. Would you mind this one quick.

can I show you something the bathroom I know this may sound a little weird but I think there's a small problem in the bathroom I don't feel comfortable doing that that it's not my responsibility I'm I handle duties

in the back of the plane please remain seated sir we are about to hit some turbulence I want you to be safe so there is there is a horse flying this plane we have to land the plane we have to land the plane we have to kick you off you are a danger

please land the plane and then me and my My partner will get off the plane immediately. In fact, we'll get off immediately. Absolutely. Sorry to bother you. My apologies. Please, let's land a plane like right now. Like right now. Like now. Like land to wherever we are, not right now. Sir, you're going to have to calm the fuck down right now.

Undead. Dead. And dead. Yeah. With the longest gun. He's all the way in the back of the plane and he pulls out a gun. You're all the way in the front and the barrels touching your face. Fucking luger. That is crazy. It's a pistol, too. he is ready to murder me he is hard at the idea of murdering me

I'm gonna blow your fucking head off how fucking kill you you dumb blabby person meanwhile the back guy do you hear the horse you just hear the horse going crazy you're like sir the horse is loud as fuck by the bugging the hood is going wild did the horse kill the horse bored to play

kill the pilot you got to look closer at these details you're going to have to fill out with your own imagination. All I know is that the horse is there. The horse has a turban. God damn it. It's always a turban. The horse is turbed up. You're like, oh no.

Turb down for what? This horse is a fucking jihadist. Oh, no. They taught a horse. Jack a blade. They told a horse how to sneak onto a flight. somehow it's the most impractical thing you can do

this is a G. Hortis a giant g hortus a fucking giant animal no stealth at all oh man this is a jihadist g hoardess oh my god we're fucking doomed oh god

and for some reason Biden's fucking reading the children that you know he's reading you're reading sir fucking horse slammed into The president Sloss slammed into

Where are they going now? Which which buildings is he slam into this time? Which one would they choose this time? They wouldn't do New York again. Would they? Would that be too like that's now they wouldn't run it back? They wouldn't run it back. It's already been done.

Yeah. They would hit something like crazy out of five. They would They would fly a plane into like the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota. Like the deli mark Chris. that would suck because that's where like they make like

that's so close to us that's so like I love that place like they make such bog standards it's nothing like crazy special but like it's it's good enough and like they have like a lot of candies that like you can't find like they had Wanka bars for like a fucking while

I miss I miss my I miss back home a little bit but they had um they have my favorite sour candy but you're right there now you're like right next to it damn I forgot you're at home yeah yeah Damn, dude. They hit the Deli Mart.

They hit, they hit Fordham Road. It seems like such a waste. Like, I want them to hit, I want them to hit something like really, like the, I don't even know. Like, what would really hurt us? Like, like, uh. They hit the last Blimpies in New York. They should, they should fly it into, like, like specifically one of the stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Like, they, like, aim for like a specific star.

The nose, the very tip of the nose of the blade hits the. cracks into it and shit but destroys the entire block though this aiming for one star right outside of like right outside of like amoeba records

damn damn just collateral damage out the fucking ass I'm gonna have my car out there soon really excited are you driving it back you're able to drive around and get you

yeah well I've been thinking about it I'm not super sure that'd be a cool fucking thing to do yeah it would be cool because my mom said she would drive back with me which would be kind of interesting And then she'd fly back.

But at the same time, my mom is like, she's like a backseat driver. In like a motherly way. So like if I go, yeah, if I go five miles over the speed limit, she'd go like, slow down, slow down. And I'm like, so I don't know, maybe. Nope, can't do it. I love my mom dear.

Yeah, but for 3,000 miles, no. Across the country, that's going to drive you crazy. That's too much, dude. It's going to drive her crazy too. Sometimes it's, you're going to go, you're going to go like 90 miles an hour some time like on some of the fro so yeah i'm gonna go i'm gonna go a hundred miles an hour out the driveway let's tell how good of a maneuvering yeah mom what is your fucking what does your engine sound like you are you are you are you reversing out of the driveway or you just straight up just drive

i'm i'm strafing out of the driveway in fact side profile of the driveway to tuesday drifting out of it you never take your foot off the accelerator never sorry mom this is how i drive no you just mom i don't break i I just drive less fast sometimes. Sorry, Mom. This is just how I do it. I swerve once and I flip 50 times and I end up in that commercial

where the children get hit by the rolling car. Have you guys seen a video? Speaking of fast cars, so I'm going to grab something. You say what you're going to say. Yeah. You were going to say something? What are you going to say?

I saw a video of this guy's car flipping so much and it flipped to the point that he flipped out of it. that's good no it means it's a good flip the way it means it's a good flip no no no it's a good flip the landing is not good but the flip is good it's all about the landing

after the flip that's what that's what makes it good or bad okay I'm digging it I'm digging it yeah flip good landing bad it's been a long day without you my friend what the fuck is that why do you own that

when you what the family The family car. That is the most double income no kids purchase. Absolutely. Absolutely. I'm saying that right now.

And I'm saying it's family car. What the hell is that? It's the Torado house. Look at. Right. You dumb motherfucking. I've never seen. Exploity death dead man's car.

I've never seen. You just said. Fast and furious. It's the Torreto house. The way you said that makes me so. Wait, dude, you don't know what this is? I've never seen Fast and Furious, so that house literally looks like

it looks like you bought a toy of a random house. So that's the family house. Family car. Is Dom's muscle family card? That's Dom's American muscle. That's that's hit the trees car too. Yeah.

Yeah, shout out Joe. She's fucking discovered that shit. I was like, Kia, buy that free, please. Ooh, Jesus. I just have this yeah, I just have this puppet of Jesus. That's pretty... Which feels... Why have any...

It kind of is. If you really are deeply a religious person, you'd probably be a little mad about that. It's... Yeah, but, like, I don't think this was like a joke toy. Like, I think this is... Really? What's the... Oh, is that like a poor, like immigrant made that or something?

Because that's what it looks like. What the fuck is this? So the tag says... On his inner thigh, by the way, it says... I don't know if you could see. You probably can't. But it just says, Jesus. And then it says It says Jesus

And it says little Thinkers What we gotta find out what that place is Unemployed Philosopher's Guide Brooklyn New York of course So like Okay wait this is coming back to me So I think they made many of these

And it was like figures throughout history That are like famous for like philosophy So I think it was like Socrates And probably like Probably like Probably like Einstein, Carl Sagan, and then Jesus, I'm not even joking, I remember this very

vividly. That's saw out of pockets. What are these things? It's not like the other. What are these? Yeah, yeah. I've also got a little cross. It looks really cool.

Cross-Lucked Spider-Man here. Put the car in the garage. I don't have anything cool. I don't have anything cool right here. The only reason I have cool things right now is because I'm home where like all of the stuff that was too cool for me to risk in a move. What do I have?

I have these, like, I have these custom-made D&D dice that no one else has and their Spider-Man themed. Yeah, but that's gay. What's something cool to you? This is fire. Wait, that was a present, right? Yeah. Yeah, that's, um, that's, um, got a little charzer. You can't.

Look at them. You got to sell that. I can't even use those dice. They just stay in that box. You got to sell them. Oh, a little char-s-old. Cute. Yeah.

I like that glow. This is old as fucking. Probably. Like this came probably in one of those McDonald's, or maybe not even McDonald's, but like one of those like pokerball toys. Did you ever use that globe as a toy as anything like was, did that thing ever come into your like anything like, oh, maybe that's Unicron or or Freeza destroys it or something or it's a, it's a spirit bomb. No, this was never a toy for, this is only in the basement now that I'm an adult. This was like on a shelf when I was a kid that was like this was distinctly an adult thing. Like I couldn't play with this.

I actually want one. But now it's my. I want one of those actually. Dusty as fuck that thing. But see you again. I got all sorts of bullshit here. I want to dig through some of my stuff and put it in my car so I can do it. I want to take a bunch of stuff.

I feel it up. I got nothing fancy, bro. Yeah, you guys got. I have lightsabers and shit in my closet. In your closet and not on display. Yeah Dude, you're fucking What's

I don't have the space For it to be on display Honestly Ultra combo finish My comics are outside My like Have you seen my ship My freaking

Big ass D&D ship I haven't seen it I have that outside I don't have the space For my other stuff Unfortunately Lily used Whipped

It was very effective Also I have no I have no say in my life Also as well That's another Lily used slave owner It was very effective Used

You know, you know, she tells me that. She knows she calls me. She's like, yeah, I love my slave. He's so good to me. I hurts my feelings. He's so good to me. Oh, wow, this is funny. This is a funny question.

Not funny, but amusing. Galactic, Devourer of Balls, Rodin. He says, hey there, thing one, thing, too, and Chris in the hat. I'm not wearing a hat today. I normally wear hats because, like, we start so early. Like, we start kind of, not early for like normal people, but early for us. Right, right, right.

We start in the morning. But here, like, where I'm on Eastern Time, so I've had a whole day. And I just don't feel like dealing with my hair in the morning. I'm just like, whatever. I'll put a hat on. But it says a while ago, Chris and Derek gave Swin a lot of shit for saying that slang changes meaning. Do you remember this? This is fucking ages ago.

It's a while ago. And for not be, and for not being able to. to provide an example. While I have an example, I've recently learned and was curious about how you all felt about it. A bop has always been a good song or catchy beat to me. But with the new generation, it seems to have taken on a meaning more synonymous with words like thought or ho. Yeah, it means ho now. Is that true? Yeah, bop means ho now. Wait, what was the, um, what was the, so the original argument, wait, what was the original argument like that? So he was arguing in favor that like things change over time and we were saying it.

So a while ago, yeah, a while ago Chris gave a lot of, gave Swin a lot of shit for saying that slang changes meaning and not for not being able to provide an example. I feel like it was a little bit more sophisticated than that because I do think slang changes meaning. I think I wish I could remember the specific. I think there are things that or you cannot force meaning into it or you cannot invent slang out of nothing. I can't remember. There's something missing. I don't remember.

There was something to it. But I remember. I remember a core of that conversation was that cool has been cool the whole time. Like cool has remained what it's been for fucking ever. Yeah, cool is one of them. Bad. No, no, I remember. No, I remember.

It's that slang can, something cannot be adopted into slang and then change. Like, that's the argument. So like if something is like, if cool. meant something, then that was not slang, right? It was just cool meant like temperature. And then it becomes slang. It's very difficult or basically near impossible for that slang to shift into something completely different. So like cool will always remain cool.

Even something like bad in the slang term still will always be like, it's changed into badass, but it's still kind of like the same. and so Bop I guess it actually is a good example because Bop is what used to be like a I guess the definition of Bops probably like a like a hit like literally hitting something like Bop you on the head I think

I would imagine is like leave it to Beaver ass Yeah Yeah like around it And so Bop being turned into slang for like a hit song That was kind of recent And so that that is a good example

That's the only example again that I can even think of that happening. What about bad, though? I feel like bad does it entirely. Well, I think because it was like, because it's, it was normally badass and then people just shortened it to bad. So it's technically not bad.

If you know what I mean? It's technically like something cool is badass. Like that's what I think that it got shortened to that. Like someone's like maybe not reverse, but like the idea of saying like a bad bitch, that's a bad bitch over there? I think now. So I think.

Well, a bad bitch literally. means the same that's literally what it that's the same that's what i'm talking about actually like it's it's the same slang that it's always been that's the same slang that michael jackson was i guess that bad i guess slang does terms don't change what you're trying to say right slang terms generally solidify themselves in slang and cannot be reworked what about dope what do you mean still means the same thing right because no dope is fucking the drug yeah and then it became it as a slang word cool like oh that's dope

I can't because was no wasn't dope didn't dope mean stupid no that's dopey really no I think well

dope means the dope oh you mean like right right but that was an actual definition word not a slang word yeah dope right

yeah like a dope isn't so dope so dope isn't slang for stupid no so wait so wait a wait wait a wait a

is dope so go ahead and look it up so dope the drug dope is a Before a drug, it was like, oh, you're a dope? Administrator in order to enhance, inhibit support for a warrant. So dope is also a drug, and then dope is also to smear over with thick liquid. Okay.

Nobody says that's not real. Hey, yo, I'm about this dope. I'm in the dope this bitch. I'm going to dope like clean. Dope is fine. Yeah, I think for me. Splat, splat. When I hear dope, I would imagine that, like, I don't think.

think dope was slang for stupid. I think it just literally meant. I thought it was dopey. It was just another word. Yeah. Well, doopy is another word. Dopee is another word for it. But like it's just, it describes. And then also means very good. Very good.

Like a dope is dopey. Like that what makes you dopey is that you're a dope. No, I, I don't, yeah. So dopey is what I thought. A dope is someone who's dopey. No, but see, that's what I thought too. Right. But then how come when you're, when you put in the dope as a definition, it's not

giving you the, the, like a stupid nigger as a definition. It's, I don't know. Oh, I know it is. No, it is. It is. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So it started that way. Stupid. And then my assumption is that it got translated over two drugs because the idea is that if you smoke dope, you get stupid. Yeah, exactly. So like if you smoke, you're stupid. I'm not stupid. Like basically, if you're on like fit and shit, if you're on that type of stuff, you're like, that's like dope. It's supposed to be more of like that sleepy shit.

like that dumb sleepy shit. So that's a... Like dopey the fucking dwarf Like dopey the dumb ass stupid nigger ass dwarf. Yeah. Stupid nigger as dwarf. That is his real description. Even Snow White says it.

There's this dumb ass nigga dwarf, dumb stupid nigga dwarf. Dump stupid nigga dopey. It's like, whoa. That is crazy. I mean, look, that is probably the best example that I've heard. That's good. they, yeah, that's, uh, that's the only one that I can think of though, sincerely. I think Gensi are probably going to do it quite a bit, right? They're, they're going to take a lot of things and just change into whatever the fuck they want. Um, that's been happening a lot because there are things that haven't stuck around even when we were millennials, but I feel like the, Gensi's just throwing shit at the wall. Like, I've never seen slaying.

Gibbity that much like, uh, that's not going to say, but the things that there's some, we can only hope. There's some things that definitely. There's some things that definitely. have that are sticking around that that even me where I've I've noticed that I'm like oh I kind of like I'm shifting a little bit and accepting this so but I think they're trying to like they're trying to become pioneers essentially you know like skibbity not skibbby I don't even think what is that doesn't mean no does that it thought it was like a it doesn't on skibbity on toilet it's a it's a brain it's a brain right the uh I I will say Bob is is kind of surprising I didn't I I've never heard Bob is He's like, oh, that's a boss.

Because it still is. But into Jin's ears, it might be, it might be like, say, I said one time on the podcast that somebody said bet to me, this was years ago. And I thought they made in the sense to how we use it, like, you want to bet, right? Because we used to say, you want to bet. And then we shortened it to bet. And so it's like, you basically, like, wanted to take somebody on. And now it's just an affirmation. It's like saying, yeah.

And so I was confused when someone said bet to me, I'm like, bet what? I was like, what do you mean? Like, what the fuck? I guess slap, right? Because there's slap. The verb is one that I've accepted. I've accepted that. Then put or apply.

So put or apply something somewhere quickly. And then there's a below. We're not going to read the fucking dictionary. We're not going to accept that. That I've accepted that is like something slaps. I use it every once in a while. Yeah, I like slaps. I like slaps.

I don't mind. There's some good. Some good. I've heard. What the fuck is he? reading. What is he? Just go. Hurry. I just thought of something. It's like,

it's really stupid. It was like, it slaps like that nigger I drowned. Oh my God. It's the idea of someone saying that. Why would they say that? Say that. The idea of saying that's somebody's like, it's not even that. God damn it. Because he slapped

when he drowned it. Please bleep that out. I don't want that attached to me. I will. No, you don't get to have that bleak out. No, what do you mean? Are you kidding? You throw it. And you throw a forced edit for Derek at an hour and 30 minutes of the show. Absolutely.

You asked me, I didn't do it on perfect. If it were me editing the show still, I would clip that word out of you saying it. I would repeat it 50 times. You're a bad person. I would put it. I don't care of people hear me say that word, but also don't do that. I'm going to have you spiraling into a black hole with that hard art echoing. I'm going to take, I'm going to like a quick little five minute edit.

And you're going to like, you're going to, you're going to, you're to come out on the on the other end into another you're going to end up in Jacob Taylor's side mission like I'm just going to put you're going to be a fucking brainerodded fucking dupus eating eating alien

plants just to survive it's like Jacobs people put Jacob did everybody's fucking to that planet why does Jacob dad have to be a black person thanks a lot of bio-aware I just like I just want a interesting

like Captain Anderson was interesting so fair enough Oh dude, well I've been home I've been playing Obviously I'm playing some Gears of War 3

I haven't played I haven't played Gears War 3 in fucking forever So I forgot a lot about this I totally forgot about like I forgot about how many like Well first of all Look it's good

I'm not big on these exploding fucking Oh fuck them Yeah the Lambin Like they've been the only It's the only thing fight for like the entirety of act like they're the lambs again again they're the ones that explode they're like the ones that like they yeah they're the normal enemy type they all explode oh shit and it's like here bro i don't remember that i want to chainsaw these people like but i can't

but they punish you for it i don't know it's weird i want to fight the locusts give me the locusts back it's good though so far but anyway i don't know what the fuck we're talking about blow job behind the wawa rodin he says hey twink otter and bear if every rock star game protagonist Rand for president. Who has your vote and who do you think is winning? I think smart money is on Nico Bellick. Nico Bellick couldn't run for office because he's an immigrant.

I'm going to go Dutch, man. I think Dutch would win by default. I'm going to go Dutch. I had the same thought. I think he's, he looks cooler than Trump, you know what I mean? But he says like similar, just weasily words and that would be good enough.

Yeah. I think it would totally work. They both have concepts of a plan, but Dutch sells the concept. Like, he's like, I have, I, I've, I have, I have, I have a plan, Arthur. We just like, like, it actually, like, what he says is literally just what Trump says. It's literally like, I, I have a plan. We need money. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, it's, it's the same premise. The thing is that Dutch isn't just a vapid idiot, the thing. That Dutch is stupid, right. But he's not a vapid tummy. So I think he'd be fine. Like, he's, he's still stupid as shit. Like, the point. Blackwater plan was fucking idiotic.

Like, it was a terrible execute. Anyway, but I just think... But I thought, but I thought, but I thought you knew Spanish. I just... Well, vo loo vo la vu cheque with me, Arthur. What do you mean? I just feel like, the only thing that Trump's missing is that he never says,

tells people to have faith. That's what he's missing. But everyone's just like, yeah, have faith. Have faith people. and I think people would be right because I think that's what roped everybody into Dutch. Just kidding. Have faith, man.

And you're like, well, you literally can't rationalize after, because faith and rationalization are complete two different things. So have a little faith. Have a little faith. And then you just. Barthor. All right,

let's go. And so who would be the, who would be the VP, though? Oh, uh, Micah. Oh, my God. Probably,

unfortunately. Michael on some dubiousness. Oh, man. I think, yeah, I think the, the world isn't ready for a CJ. Oh, you're not ready for a, the world isn't ready for a turbo black president. Like, like, you got to work your way. CJ for president is actually dangerous. I love that CJ is like the first character to be modded into fucking everything.

Like, did you see that, do you see that Blacksmith Wukong? No, I didn't see that. it's it's it's you know why they put c j in the game you know what they wanted c j fast i did it no that's funny i brought that up and i wrote down i wrote down sw i literally i that's why i did that up no no i i i brought this up and i wrote down on a piece of paper i said sweeney is going to mention you know that you know i'm not a joke i'm sweet sweet is going to bring up that it's a reason why there has to be it they have look it because chris is right in every game cj is first got a War 2018.

Like it's on PC, CJ immediately. You know what's crazy? For me, the first one I saw for that was Homer Simpson. That's cool. Oh, I think I know what you're talking about.

I saw Homer first. That was like a fully voice acted thing. It was like him and Bart, right? Oh, but I don't think it's definitely because of that. You could actually buy his, his mods. He had a Patreon and he was making,

he made, he kept, he did like the presidents. He did Homer. He kept doing all these scenarios with that, Balder versus Cratos. And he kept doing these scenes and the, like, voice actor. It was pretty cool.

But yeah, like, there was actually, so there's a bloodborne PC being made by somebody right now. And it's coming along. And the first thing, and unfortunately, there was like a cease and desist. Something happened. I think it was by the same people that were doing that Modern Warfare 2 modding. And then that shit got shut down by Activision. So I think they also took this out. But CJ was the first mod put into it.

So there was like, because I was working on Bloodborne PC. And then, like, I was seeing CJ in this. And I'm like, of course. A fucking course of CJ. Yeah. It's just because he's, he's so specifically low poly. He's like a specific kind of low poly because he's low poly

in an era where things were actually getting higher poly. Because like GTA is so big for the PlayStation 2 that everything in GTA looks markedly worse than every other. So true. Like Gtry- Like San Andreas and Grand The Thotto 3 looked like shit compared to everything. I vividly remember being like, wow. this game is fun but it was bad yeah they're rough

but that's what's so funny about it is because like it's like it's detailed but not at the same time it's it's very weird and so seeing this black dude with like no discernible features like they're just so blurry on his face in a tank top and jeez barely above PS1

that's the thing that's crazy who was his voice actor I don't I think it literally was CJ I think they just got a guy I have no idea. Did he ever say nigger? Did he ever say nigger? I don't remember CJ ever saying, I don't know. I don't smoke said it. That's the first thing he says.

He's like getting dropped off of the car. What was it? Is he at the airport? Is that the first scene? Yeah. Yeah. And then he's like, nigger, I'm at the airport. I don't know. Yeah, he says that. He says that. Exactly. I'm at the airport, nigga.

It says it. This just says it. Not even loud. I even announcing. He just kind of says it. And you look closely to it who wrote the script. I would vote for, Nico Bellick is dope, though. Like, I love, Nico Bellick's probably my favorite.

Nico Bellick and Arthur Morgan are, like, my top favorite characters from, like, the entirety of fucking Rocks. And then it's like probably, it's Arthur Morgan, Nico, then John, then it's like,

take your pick. I love John Marston, man. He's great. I was one of my favorite characters. Arthur, man, Arthur,

like, destroyed him for me. It's crazy. Did you play Red Dead One? I like John a lot. I think Arthur, art was a very different kind of character, but I do agree.

John was the, John and Marsden was the shit. And then me thinking, and we might have mentioned this before, but I thought, oh, there's no way they're going to get a, make a better character than John. And then, like, I, I'm baffled in how much more I like Arthur Morgan than John. And that doesn't mean that I don't dislike John. I'm just like, wow, I like Arthur way more. Even his funny. You have more time with Arthur, to be fair. Like, you do have, like, I don't know.

It's different. Yeah, Arthur's great. And that's actually one of the things I'm excited about Gose of Yote about specifically because like, Jin as a character is just kind of like, okay. So like to imagine them making, you know, somewhat the same game a little bit better, a little bit more refined, but then also having like a, you know, an opportunity at a different character to make really cool. Also two swords, bro. That's what I got me excited.

It was like, ah, yes, two swords. I don't even think I noticed that that was part of it. I was just, uh, I'm going to pull. play that game anyway. I'm, I don't know. I'm not really I'm probably going to go dark on it, honestly. I don't need to see any more of it. That's how I feel about, I've seen enough about like Dragon Age and stuff. I'm like,

I know enough to where I'm either going to like it or I'm not. Like, I'm ready. Yeah, I'm thinking about it. I'm thinking about it. Yeah. Because I don't dislike what I'm seeing, except for the Canari. I think they look like fucking, I feel like they really molested them. I don't know what the fuck happened. Have you, again, so I didn't see

everything. anything new that was Offer. Have you seen any Canari independent of the character creation screen? So I'm still holding hope for that. I'm still holding hope that there's some weird shit with that and it's not a pure bread

Canari. I'm holding hope. I may be completely ignorant. I don't know. I don't remember ever hearing Canaris that people can have babies together. I don't either. I mean, I definitely fucked Canaris but like I'm trying to cope a little bit sir. Let me have this. Okay. Got

I want to know, I want to see, I want to talk to the person who came up with that new design for them. Because I want to see what's wrong with them and if it's visible on their person. Like I want to know, like, is it, can you notice it when you see the person? Like if you meet this person at a bar, you can look at him and you think, oh, that guy designed the canary for Dragon Age, clearly. Look at his face. It's like when you see somebody and you're like, it's like when you see somebody and you're like, oh, they're like, oh, they clearly. clearly have a history with me. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm actually watching that on 90-day fiancee with my wife. Like, oh, look at that druggie. Like, you can tell. They haven't mentioned it, but you see like, oh, she's 30, like one years old, but she looks like she's 48. Like, okay, I know what's going on here. And she's from Florida. I was like, I understand what's happening.

So. Oh, she has, she has crow's feet in seventh grade. Interesting. Oh, curious. Yeah, they have to, they have to. You know, Chris, I actually agree. I do want to see and hear from the person that designed that Canari shit. I actually want, it's like when a ref does really bad in sports or something,

like I want them to have an explanation about their horrible calls. And just like, so we can have some explanation like, what the fuck, how this happened? And this, because you said, What if they designed the Canari, what if they designed the canary exactly how like they used to? But then they left the door open to BioWare one day and a congeny. and a Concord artist slipped out of the sewers and crawled in and re-did everything the day before the

yeah redid everything the day before dude that whole thing is that whole Concord situation is fucked so funny it's weird that shit like that can happen at this day and age yeah some people just have our like plans

and they just don't work up man it'd be like that bro it's just at a certain point it's like somebody's got a point. Somebody's got to ring the alarm. Someone has got to scream. And at the cost of them getting even fired, at least just be like,

bro, I can't just sit idly by and pretend like everything's cool. This is fucked. Like, let's go. And maybe it'll be like a Spartacus situation where everybody else starts speaking up to. I don't fucking know,

dude. It's not going to happen. You're going to be like, are you with me? Are you with me? I mean, I need a job. I need this money, bro.

So, uh, all right, but I'm a creek in a weird, oh, creek radio head. Huh? I'm a, I'm not sure with that. Oh, that, oh, is that like a, is a weird like another, like a body of water? Yeah. Huh. Weird. Then I'm just gay.

Yeah, a low dam build a lot. Yeah. Oh, wait a day back together. I'm a, but, but I'm a creek. I'm a weir-oh. So stupid. He says, Ace Pit Cracker and Gwap.

He says, Short one, what is your favorite Kraft soda? Oh, short question. I thought he was directing it to me. I thought he was like, Hey, short one.

I thought so too. Yeah. What's your favorite craft soda slash drink slash craft drink? Mine has to be cheer wine. It's a cherry soft drink, non-alcoholic, despite the name. I'm not a soda person.

I don't. drink that stuff? What is that? Yeah, I'm not a soda. I don't I miss soda, but I don't drink it anymore. I drink soda for like the novelty of it. Like maybe like once every couple years. Not even, I like a Mexican Coke, but like not enough to have it consistent.

Mexican orange fonta too. I love those glasses. Yeah. I'm on the health cake so I don't have, I don't, I don't do. Yeah. I don't do soda anymore. It makes me want to kill myself. Most of all you is, there's a Pacific. too sweet now for me. Oh, yeah, you can, so that's the cool thing. There's actually,

uh, this soda, I think it's called like poppy or something. I drink poppies. Yeah, that shit's dope. I think that's perfect. Um,

but yeah, uh, I'll have a Pacific Punch Monster. I'll have that every once in a while. It's delicious. And, um, Pacific,

but that's the pink one, right? No, that's the, the, that's the, the, the,

the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, like,

like, kind of, um, Marine stuff on it Like not Army Marine but like aqua marine type shit You know what I mean Like uh That one's better than the pink one

The the pink punch one The Pacific punch one's fucking way better But yeah so Kraft soda Dude there was a Do you remember for a while Everything was being called craft Like it was just people were just making shit Yeah

There was this craft Mountain Dew And it was like this black cherry thing or something It was actually fucking delicious I had done before Yeah mountain dew is delicious What does craft even mean anything anymore? It's like, that's what I thought. It doesn't mean anything anymore.

I don't know. It's just like, it was like for a while, people were saying their food is handcrafted. And I'm like, wasn't that like the food? It was like, what do you mean? Isn't that food? It's like, what the fuck is Kraft mac and cheese? Like, what the hell is ass? Yeah.

It's so stupid. Slow stroke savant wrote anything. He says, hey, Sillies. You all convinced me to get a, you all convinced me to get a steam deck last weekend, and it might be one of the best purchases I've made in a while. Anyways, game recommendations for the sperm dick. Thanks. Sperm dick.

Man. That's what I'm calling it. Not even clever. Yeah, this is my sperm dick. Fucking, Jesus Christ. I don't know. It's, it's, I played hell divers on it a lot, actually. But I was streaming it from my PC.

like it runs kind of iffy on the hardware natively but streaming it from the PC if your PC is like wired it's fucking it's good shit like playing that game in bed is pretty nice

I don't know like I kind of play yeah I play a lot of old shit I have Disco Elysium sitting on it but I'm a little bit intimidated to start it I don't know

I think any old school games like any older games like just all sorts of ROM hacks that you can do too to like load it with a bunch of old shit if you want. It's like an ideal handheld. So like you can play pretty much, you know,

anything that you would imagine is handheld. You play it on there and it's, it's fucking great. Metal Gear Solid 5, surprisingly, really good on it. Yeah, runs really well. It's kind of perfect for it because it's like that mission structure is really portable. But, uh, yeah, I don't know.

It really, it really is pick your poison. You know, I would say experiment with your library as it is. Right. and just kind of see what works. Vampire survivors, I would imagine, would be really good on it. Yeah. Balatro, I've heard good things about.

I don't know. I played fighting games. I played Marvel, a fighting collection on it. That was fun. The response was fine. But it wasn't like ideal if you're trying to,

you know, rank or something. I'm still, yeah, I'm still, because you know, me, we talked about this.

We're not like competitors, like online. Like, we're not like that, not really. But I've been obsessed with actually, getting good

like when I was like 14 years old like so I'm I've been like trying to practice and I already know I feel like I'm just it's one of those things like I know as soon as I play ranked I'm just not going to win anything but I'm still going to like give it my best shot

and then be like you know what I tried it's fine but yeah it's a good stuff man I like play it's cool it's cool sit on the couch and just just you know lay down and play something Yeah, I love mine I've modemont of shit, so

But I haven't used them a while If I'm being honest I've really been playing video games like that Yeah Yeah, I haven't Lately been playing a lot on it Because I usually stream My PC or my PS5 to it

But lately I just haven't been I haven't been home Yeah And I've just been working and doing a bunch of family stuff So I haven't been playing video games Lately I brought it in case Definitely for the plane But like yeah I mean

I don't know It's definitely that the Steam Deck really changed my entire perspective on like handhelds. Because like for a while I was like, eh, the fuck do I need a handheld for. And then it's just like, oh, no, this is this is good shit. Yeah. I'm excited for that. I would like, ooh, I bet Metal Gear, what is it, that Metal Gear Delta is probably going to be fucking really good on it. Probably.

I hope so. That would be cool. Because I played the fucking, I played Metal Gear Solid 2 on the Vita and loved it. So like, I would imagine, like, and that thing's small. as fuck in comparison. So. Does Blackfish work on there? I don't think,

no, it doesn't. It's not supported. I remember it said it. Does it? Well, you can stream it on it, but yeah, so I'd have to do that.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm trying to beat it, but it's just too neat. There's too much shit. So I think I'm gonna just like streamline it. I think I'm just gonna like stop because there's,

I think there's, I think I heard there's like over 100 bosses and I'm like, all right. It's like, I was like, all right, I'm, that's, I'm good. It's, um, and some of them are, you know, you know, some of them are stupid, but then some of them like, this is, this hard. I don't like this. Stupid ass monkey.

This is wild. What is this? Medea oblongata wrote in. Medea. He says, hello, Tom Holland, Bernie Mac, and, and bald black man. Oh, yeah, was bald for a minute. I am a 23-year-old grown-ass man and just last week I found out through this podcast

Get ready for this I just found out through this podcast That Jamaica isn't in Africa No No one told me where it was And I didn't ask anyone where it was So I saw black people and always thought Yep totally Africa

So my car question is what seemingly common sense thing if you thought was one way and you found out you were completely wrong about it for a long time please help me feel better about that is painful i mean i have a famous i have a famous story about this like i like well not famous but i told it a bunch of times where it's like i genuinely for real thought that new zealand was like by greenland for like the longest time and i remember remarking out loud in a room full of people when i was way too old to be to think that i said specifically like, man, it's wild how

like it's weird how similar Australian and New Zealand accents are to each other despite the fact that they're so fucking far away. That's amazing. And somebody was like, what the fuck are you talking about? And I think it's literally, it is literally

just because an adult told me this one time when I was like really young and I just thought why would an adult lie to me and just never thought to check the record. He was wrong. They were just wrong. Right.

He will, well, that's what I mean. It's like why pass on that information to a child if you don't know. That's funny. They wouldn't lie to me, right? Yeah, that's. I really, yeah. Yeah.

And I hadn't been in a position or a situation where I had to know where New Zealand was. So I just kind of always assumed that I knew where it was. I can't remember the last thing. It was like, oh, that's pretty obvious. I don't know. Yeah, I don't have anything like that with geography, because I've always, I've always been like kind of obsessed with maps. And I always kind of, for whatever reason, I always brush up on that shit.

Just kind of like reminding myself if I know where everything is mostly. I don't know why it's just the thing. But we did mention on the podcast, ACDC being Australian. That one when I found out, you know, however long ago that was, that was my thing. Because come on, they're an American staple. Like that is, that is American rock. Yeah. Not fucking Aussie rock.

Like, what the hell is this? something similar for me was like learning that Friza was a man yeah I think is he really like I thought the first well they say he they say he the first voice actor that he's a guy you know we were introduced to on like Tunami like that shit was fucking like

that was very feminine that was a very feminine voice yeah my as like Friza was my introduction to the concept of androgy yeah that's a good point I think it was Friza and Walter Mercado the the Spanish horoscope wizard that my grandmother would watch on TV who like I couldn't tell if he was like a really old lady or like a kind of old man.

That's funny. That would be with him from what you call it from, Oh, PowerFuff Girls? PowerFive Girls. I know I didn't like it, but I didn't know why. I love those clips of the Powerfuff Girls where Mojo Jojo's brain is hanging out and they're just not concealing.

It's so badly. He's just all fucked up with his brain exposed. I love it. Bubbles did that time, which is crazy. Well, dude, you had this, you had something like this recently where,

or we brought it up recently at least. Didn't you, like, Wasn't there like a thing where you thought like, I don't know, like Norway was in Italy or something? Oh, oh. No, no, no. I mistakenly said Greece. I said, uh, Rome and Greece, like Greece was in Rome and Greece was in Rome, I think or something like that.

You thought Greece was in Italy or you thought it was in, within. I made, I said the wrong phrase. I know what I meant, but I said the wrong one. I said, um, I said Rome, Italy. I think Italy was in Rome or something like that. And I was like, no, that's very wrong. No, I think I think you said it was Greece was. in Italy.

But I don't like I remember because I remember the thumbnail specifically. I put the Greek with all the little tiny islands and I placed it within. Because I was the I placed it within that. But I just can't remember exactly what you said. If I'm not mistaken, Greece is near Italy, right? Well, it's. Yeah, near enough. I mean, yeah.

It's not like like. I don't, I don't know exactly. I know where I know where the five main European continents are. Oh my God. What did you just say? Count countries. Words are getting messed up. The five main European countries, I know where they are.

Like all of the Latin ones. The five European continent. I'm going to stop the podcast after that. The European continent, I was half right somewhere. It was somewhere longer right. You know what the five main? You can't be half right. You can be sort of right.

What do you even mean by five main? Are you talking about like Italy, Spain, France, Portugal. I know where Germany is. Japan. Tibet. Wyoming. Quebec Wyoming Quebec Wyoming

Canada The underworld And the underdark Lakeside Drive Underdark There's a Tartarus Uh

But it's Italy Spain Germany, France Elysium Fifth Avenue Elysium Fucking

There's Pandora There's Pangia But I know where they are I know where all the Eastern Europe Not Eastern Europe Tabirres I know what those main ones are

You know where Poland is. Yes. Poland's on the other side of France. Oh, my God. If I'm not mistaken, am I wrong? Oh my fucking God, dude. No. Am I wrong?

On the other side of France? Isn't Poland next to France? No. I can be wrong. What's next to France? Poland is in the middle of Italy. Dude. Come on.

Think about what's next to France. My guy, I don't know. Dude, I don't know this. in World War II. Oh, it was next to Germany. Yes. That was my incorrect. Poland.

In World War II, Germany. They're in between each other. Germany's, okay, sorry, I'll be the mistake. So Germany's next to France, which is next to Poland. There you go. That's what it is. Okay, gotcha.

Yeah. Yeah. But I feel like that should be, because of history, Poland should be pretty, like, obvious where it's at. But at the same time... I knew, I knew it was next to Germany. I thought they went through Germany to get to Poland.

Fair on sake. but I think they went from through Poland to get to Russia. Maybe. You got to go. You got to go. You've got to keep going. There's a lot of countries in between before you get to Russia. Right.

There's Poland that you can just go to to, uh, Beliers, Belouse. Belarus. Belarus. We got to, we can't keep. We can't do this. We have to move on. Dude, I don't. Guys, I'm an American.

I don't care of a fuck about Europe at all. We're all Americans. I know, but I give, I give genuinely, like, I have no. urge to ever go to Europe at all. But didn't you go? I mean, I went to the UK, but that barely counts. That's like America on. Keep going. That's crazy they even said that.

That's like America on. It's so similar to America. And they also speak English. They literally speak English. All right, yeah. Hey Mandela effect. The idea of, and I am very gay. What is a major change you would make to a movie?

Did we do this? what is a major change you would make to your favorite movie to my favorite movie thanks for the memories and helping me come out the closet don't don't don't thank me for that that's your choice if we actually help someone come out of the closet from our dumb gay like covers or something it'd be so fucking insane that'd be dope you play that and your dad and you're like do you hit it dad and they're like no this is actually this song's turning me on oh am I gay you you just you you walk up to your dad

and you go, dad, I need to tell you something. And you play, what is it your kiss, the kiss song that you did? The, the, I want to fuck my bros all night. Because I am very gay. And your dad's like, okay, son. Thank you. Thank God, actually.

And then he plays another cover. He plays another one. He's like, me too, son. Me too, son. You're a fucking, I feel no love for your mom. you ever heard of a beard son what is a major change you would make to your favorite movie

what is it okay so let me think about my favorite movie I feel like changes but like I think generally it's Spider-Man 2 and glorious bastards so can only pick one let me I'll pick you know what I'll pick

I guess I'll probably pick Spider-Man too because I'm probably pick Spider-Man too because it's the one I've seen more than anything anything else the only thing I would change about that movie is that I would

the train would win the train he wouldn't be able to stop the train where does the movie go after that a lot of death a lot of death it goes to the same it goes to the same place

except at the end of the movie it's just not people aren't they're not chill about Spider-Man like it's the Spider-Man 3 starts with like everybody loving him basically like he's getting the key to the city like he's like people love him

he's on the up and up man so it's all up for Pete but like at the end of Spider-Man at the end of my Spider-Man too would be all the same uh oh Mary Jane doesn't get with him because she's repulsed that he didn't save the train um and so like New York hates him uh Mary Jane doesn't want anything to do with him and uh even Dr Octopus isn't compelled to sacrifice himself uh because he doesn't think Peter's that good of a guy um really so what happens is New York over there anymore um no no Well, Otto Octavius doesn't... He forgets to pay the electric bill for the warehouse. That's so stupid. And then he just gives up. I forgot electricity.

Damn, of course. I can no longer have the power of the sun in the crack of my ass. God damn it. The power of the sun and the balls of my feet. In the yore of my refra. of my free. That's so dumb.

I don't know. What would I add? I would probably add, what's my favorite movie? What's your favorite movie? So what, okay, so what change would,

Kingston, what change would you make to cuties? Oh, they'd be younger. They'd be adults. They'd be eight years old. They'd be adults. They'd be eight years old.

They'd be infants. They'd be fucking sigoats. They'd be zygots. Uh, what's, I feel like what, what is my favorite movie? I don't know if my favorite movie is.

I mean, he just said Um I guess one of my You should at least Coco, I don't know Coco will make me cry last This is one of my favorite movies Coco is not your favorite movie

Coco being your favorite movie is crazy It's one of my favorite movies I love that movie That's in your top 10 Yeah probably Top 10 yeah First of all that whatever That top 10

You can add in some dumb bullshit Kid shit like that is fine See but sometimes Because I love that movie But sometimes I hear things right Because Kingston's like, Kingston always, he talks about how many more movies he's seen than me, which is theoretically true.

But then, I just can't think of like, how can your top 10 movies include Coco? That's a really beautiful movie and the story talks to me. Coco is, Coco's totally fine. It's, it's very, how is that weird? It's just not a, I don't know, whatever. The reason why I love that movie is because of the fact that it's about an old, old grandmother, which is the person that raised me and I love my grandma a lot. And it's also sweet.

It's a sweet movie. I love it. Yeah. There's a lot of... I'm not saying it's bad. It's not my favorite. I mean, yeah, that's you. Niget, you're you.

I just feel like you're... I mean, I think there's definitely movies better than it. I'm not saying it's like the best movie. I'm saying the movie that I really enjoy watching. Yeah, so... Like, I love, like, um, Lilo and Stitch. I really like them. I think it's really funny and cute.

But like, it's not the best movie. I don't really best in my favorite. I'm just surprised at that... I guess it's in your top. Yeah. It goes in like your top 10. Yeah. But, but it's not.

It kind of feeds into, because the perception is that you're very Disney-brained. I love Disney. I do love Disney, but I don't exactly like it, but as I used to, because I feel like it's a lot of, like, lazy shit that's been done to it. But I do love the Disney movies I remember growing up with. I think the movies are great, most of them. Okay. Let's do an easy thing. Instead of going off, like, vibes, maybe what do you, what movie do you think you've seen the most?

You keep going back to? Fuck. You know, it's crazy. It's probably Spider-Man, too. But just lazy. That's because of me, though. This is a lazy. Not because of you.

It's in general. My uncle fucking watched the movie way too much, too. I mean, so that's like, that's like a number one. Or two then. One other movie that's like, like almost like an obsession.

You can watch, the movie that you can watch at any given moment, you know, like it doesn't matter. Yeah. And don't, and don't pick cuties again.

I'm trying to figure out. Yeah. Though. Because it's, probably like maybe Star Wars episode 3 I've seen that's probably movie I've seen the most actually interesting but do you like say it's on television

or would you watch it I'd watch it I'd watch it yeah I'd watch it like I'd watch it like I'd watch it like I'd watch it like I'd watch it right now according to it was like I'd be like I down what would I change I would change uh hoof man uh

more Cidace would be way more racist he'd be like verbally because he is racist but he's not verbally racist as fuck uh Mace Windu would have not went out sad the way he did. Even though I don't even like Mesa do like that, he went out fucking pretty pathetic. It would have showed Anakin killing the kids.

There you go. It would have visibly shown him murdering those children. I'm on board. Because that would have been a feat. Yeah, the younglings, yeah, off-screen deaths were definitely disappointing. Was it morbid? Yes.

Would I want to see it? Absolutely. As somebody actually made that, you know how people do all these Star Wars. reimagining and stuff like that. You think somebody's actually made that scene? I've watched a ton of them and I've never seen. Huh. I've never seen it, unfortunately. I've looked for it.

I've explicitly. I've explicitly. For a weekly. No, no, actually on Obi-Wan Kenobia shows him killing some of the younglings. On something? It's like he's weed whacking them. You found something of that? I know, Oberlin come.

I remember the, I remember he, because he, one of the girl, the black girl in the, um, Obi-Won Canobia show is one of the younglings. He didn't finish off. Oh, I, okay. I didn't, I didn't see it, so I don't know. Anna King murdering the younglings. Murdering the younglings. Murning them good.

Okay, there you go. So you get to see that. Yeah. Yeah, that's weird. What are you? What about you, Derek? Yeah, my, I, I think technically gladiator is my favorite movie. No, love you.

Gladys great. I think that, yeah. it's no law abiding citizen with gerard butler but it's pretty gamer with gerard butler i don't know if you've ever seen that that will be uh it's law abiding citizens is way better than gamer i just want to say i would let me put that out there for yeah yeah it's right gamer is terrible gamer look law abiding citizen is not particularly amazing but like i think it's a good movie game i mean i think it's i think it's fun slop it's like it's fun like oh he's killing people from inside prison whoa the reveal is just

lame. It's just like, oh, he was just, okay. He's just tunneling outside of it. All right. I think the reveal was kind of stupid. I think the buildup was pretty good. The suspense of it's cool. Like, the premise of like a dude like murdering people from inside prison is dope. But it's just like the, the revelation

is very not interesting. And it also does kind of feel like the I don't know. Like I remember leaving that movie. Like, I don't know if I necessarily disagreed with this guy. And so to see him lose is kind of like I all right I guess but I feel like I miss I missed I missed what happened that dude fell off so hard oh Gerard Butler yeah he did a lot of uh he did 300 300 is what skyrocket is a catapult

his career and they and that what movie what was it movie 43 that was that what ruined him fuck that no I think he's I think he made movies for a while but I just like I don't know I feel like he did rom-coms that like people didn't really like say the first time I noticed him the earliest I noticed him specifically was when I watched a rain of fire as an older like as older like because when I saw it in theater I didn't recognize him and then I got older I was like that's fucking Gerard Butler what the fuck and then uh I feel he might have been in something fairly recently but yeah

I haven't seen them much anymore he was like not gonna like say so he said gamer law abiding citizen he did a president movie who was protecting the president or something oh yeah Olympus is fallen um and he was like he was he's in a movie like in a a few months. I forgot what movie's in, though. It's like a movie he's going to be in a few months. He's like with O'Shea, with O'Shea Yeah, whatever, whatever that's Jackson, right? He's in a movie

Yeah, I think so. I don't know. He's in a movie just called Plain. Plain. What is he? Is he a plane in the movie? Like Is he a plane? For Sparta. I'm a Sparta plane. The cover for it looks crazy because it looks almost AI generated. It's him and fucking Mike Colter.

What the hell? What is that? Is that? It's just some guy, but it's, uh, what's that stupid, uh, uncharted? Well, I don't get it. What's happening? Yeah, I don't know. It's, I, I, I, I, I, pilot Brody Turrent saves passengers from a lightning strike by making a risky landing on a war torn island, only to find that the surviving island was just the, the beginning. When dangerous rebels take most of the passengers hostage, the only person Torrance can count on for help is Luis Gaspari,

an accused a murderer who is being transported by the FBI. Is that he's Luis? That's a cool. That's a dope premise, actually. Is he, is he, uh, so he's Luis Garcari or whatever? I, I, I, maybe. Oh, he's the pilot. Oh, he's the pilot.

Yeah, he's the pilot. Yeah, he's the pilot. He's the other guy. He's the other guy. He's the other guy. Uh, not Luke Cage. is it? No, yeah, Luke Cage. Is his name?

Mike Colter, yeah. I know that because he played Locke in Halo 5 and he had such a terrible voice performance that they recasted his voice. Yeah. They recasted his voice in the game, which is crazy. I wish they did that in Mortal Kombat, but I feel like they're doing that on purpose now. I like how bad she is almost, man. They definitely do that. I almost like how bad her voice acting is about being honest. If they're doing it on purpose, then I can enjoy it. It's more of a like, you know.

he's, Mike Coulter is a terrible voice actor. He's just not a voice actor, that's fine. You think he's as bad as the, right? Right. 2K15.

You've heard those, right? He's on the, he's in the same echelon, man. Like, he, if,

if that is like, if on a tier list, let's say, like if that NBA voice acting is F, he's like, high E. Okay. All right.

Well, damn. Like, it's a really bad, like, and you can see, So if anybody's curious, this is like mega nerdy and very specific. But he plays Locke in in specifically, like he's the face of Locke in Halo 5.

But if you play Halo 2 anniversary, they have special bookend cutscenes at the beginning and at the end that tie it into 5 because it was like marketing material where he plays Locke in those cutscenes. And he's talking. What makes it so bad is that he's talking to Keith David in both of the scenes. So not only is he not good, but he's sharing the screen with like, God. An infinitely better actor to the point where it's comical. But if you guys want to look up just the comparisons, it's hilarious how bad it is. Yep. Because it's like how you would act.

It's like how any of us would act. Just like, hmm, that's. He's not good. I just wonder like, he's definitely not good. I don't be like, hey, can you not do that? You know, just keep like, hey, man, I'm going to, it's like say when I want somebody to, when I want somebody, when I'm working with somebody and I want them to sing something specifically, I will do it. And I'm like, this is how I want you to sound. Now, go. And I feel like that should be an easy way to get somebody to get to where you can tolerate their performance, I guess. What's like, hey, this emphasis, this intonation, this, this, I'm going to do it. Now you. do it. And they're like, oh, let's go. We got to hype up the team, fam.

Dude, it's, oh, all right. It's, it's, he's not a voice actor, man. Master Chief is here. Let's go get him. I let's, hey, anyway, let's move on. Let's, uh, let's, let's read our names, uh, and get the hell out of here. It's not a voice actor at all. We're going to read, we're going to read the names of our $25 and a patrons. Remember you can go over to page. John.com slash the snark tank, early ad free access, all that stuff. Exclusive extra ammo episodes that we only post four patrons.

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I've seen a lot of AI shit going around there's actually a look up that What is it? It's like the AI stuff where like where they would they would take, what is it? Like a Kanye song and then they would be like in 2020. There will be a pandemic. That's going around right now with Justin Bieber. There's thousands of people that believe that he made a song about a ditty party.

And like, dude, yeah, I know. Like my mom told me about it. And I had to be like, mom, that's not. That's not. I promise you that's not real. Amazing. God damn. people, man.

Yeah, AI's fucking. If you're over a certain age, if you're over a certain age, AI is a genuine danger. It just happened to a Mark Hamill. Oh, and some, you saw it. Mark Hamill, yeah, yeah, I saw.

Yeah, it was like the, the mom with twins, and it was like, it was like an AI generated mom holding twins, and then, like, then and before. So, like, the idea is, like, it's a young mother with the twins on it. And then it, like, skips ahead, and it's an old woman with her sons carrying her.

But it was like, clearly AI, clearly. clearly like so it was so clearly AI is crazy and then Mark Hamill's like love this or whatever he put like a heart emoji exclamation points I'm like oh man he's he's just old it's not his fault he's just old

he's getting up there I think he's like 77 or something now he's not young like really not young which is insane to think about like he played Luke like 50 years ago I wonder if it's just that they can't see like because everything's blurry in general that like they can't see the finer

details that make it obvious than it's AI. Well, because I think about this, man, for whatever reason, when you're programmed a certain way, when you're growing up, it's so hard to, like, get out of that programming. Because you think about back in the day, there was motherfuckers that saw the 1913 King and were terrified. And our eyes cannot believe that people, anyone would be terrified of that. So that's how I feel like how old people are. When they see, I remember my parents, I remember my mom and her partner, seeing me play Resident Evil 5 in 2008. or 2009 or whatever that fuck that was

you're like Jesus Christ that looks so real and I'm like, what doesn't? Like looking at it and I'm like, it looks good but Mom, shut the fuck up mom. People do not look like. Shut the fuck up mom. You don't know what you're talking about. Look at their hair. Shut the fuck up. Does that look like real hair to you? I will

say look I will say like me to make you mom well guess what blame that first Resident Evil game the one with the terrible like zombie eating the guy in the hallway scared. That was scary. Oh yeah when I was five That was a brilliantly terrifying scene. I was 15. I honestly, it still creased me out a little bit, to be honest.

Even the opening, there's opening. There's like, it's like a drawing and they're showing this one like zombie that looks like he's kind of like, look like it's, there's something about it where I was like this is kind of chilling. Resident Evil can't scare me because I feel like I would kill so many. Like if, if I feel like they're not hard to evade. If you played a nightmare where you can't, you can only blow their heads off, meaning knife damage or any other damage won't do anything to them. that's terrible. Oh, you're going to shoot them in the head of Nightmare to remember that actually.

Nightmare was fucking actually terrified to play because you're like... But I feel like nightmare makes you better at the game, right? From my mistake, right? Doesn't it just make you deadly? It makes you great at playing the normal, like, versions because you can understand distance, you can manage you, you shank,

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