The Snark Tank - #266: Elder Abuse

Episode Date: October 7, 2024

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Like, I don't know. I never met him. You mean Mortal Kombat the first one or Mortal Kombat one? Motor Kombat? I fuck. This is Zach. See? He's really?

See? This is the same thing where it's like, oh, I'm not going to start. I have to start saying original Mortal Kombat now, like fucking Xbox. I think that's I think saying one is a really The fuck off right now You lost it You were like you were like freak out a little bit

Because that's what we used to say Just all motorcomat one And then they did this MK1 shit Like you fuck why? Bro stop It doesn't even really mean anything You know what I mean like Because I think Xbox's

justification was like Oh it's the all in one media center It's like that's every console Yeah You know the switch is kind of like that It's not special You can watch TV on this So I'm like, cool, I'm not going to.

Like, what are you talking about? I'm going to play video games on here. Maybe YouTube sometimes. Yeah, I'm like, I want to watch Netflix and play video games essentially. That was kind of like the main thing. People would stream their apps and then play games. And they're like, let's make this so inclusive. Let's make it combine with your cable box.

I just like, I really can't. That was such a what. It was like, so that was a cool idea in theory because like it was just an HDMI in HTML. I remember running my PS4 through the Xbox one. I'm thinking like that was so cool that you could do that. It was just so weird. Because if you opened the menu,

back then on the Xbox one, they would have like that preview window. And you could like back out into the Xbox menu and the menu that you would be previewing was like the PS4 home screen. It was as trippy as fuck to see. But very much not worth it. Like who the fuck cares about any of that shit?

Very dumb. Marketing's weird sometimes. Yeah. They fucking. everything up. I was looking into Ubisoft a little bit and just kind of, um, I wasn't looking into Ubisoft. Why did I say that? I was watching a video of someone who looked in a UB. You're not insane. I'm just like, and I was just like, damn, it's funny how I, we collectively forgot how dog shit EA was to the point where they were always the worst

company every year voted at, you know, in spirit, because they're obviously a worst companies than EA. Yeah, obviously. But like, it's Ubisoft is like, you don't even talks about you anymore. Like, except when a Madden comes out, like, it's pretty much the only time you really hear anything is like, oh, here we go again. No one trusts them anymore.

That's how they've died. Yeah. It almost left up. The zeit guys of video games are not really in it anymore. I feel like people just kind of, well, that's just what they're going to do, right? EA sports is just its machine, whatever, blah, blah, blah. Ubisoft, though, it's like, wow. It's, I just was like, oh, yeah.

they've made so many bad decisions I kind of forgot how many bad decisions they made What did they have before? They had Assassin's Creed was their They had a lot of stuff What else was they had? Well they had a lot of stuff before Like I remember they had

They did the original Raymans Oh they did I remember they had like a bunch of They were fine Oh yeah legend was fucking cool man We just had like a whole stellar Like this It was fucking cool

Where yeah I think it was like 2014 Like Unity really fuck them It was unity It was the double whammy of like I think Unity and like two other things that came out around that time that just didn't hit. And then like, what is it,

Beyond Good and Evil 2, like, still just kind of like in development hell for like 15 years. Skull and Bones that fucking like, what was it was the Philippines or something? Singapore. Yeah. One of the governments was like working on it with them. I think it was Singapore.

I think it was contractually obligated to finish it because it's like a government thing. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. A lot of things in between. Dumb shit. And then.

What a game company ever. It's just great decision making. Great decision making, that's all. I don't know. But before we get too crazy, welcome to Star Tank podcast. I'm your host, Chris Reagan. That is Derek Blackman. This over here is Tom Sweeney.

Look at him. This over here. This thing. This thing. This fucking creature. We're back in the studio, so you all can, you know, settle down. Yeah. There's a little people that were a little sad.

They were like, remember the first comment I read. I read from the patrons on the on the video version. I was like, no, remote. It was like, no, I did you do that. Sometimes it'll have to happen. I was like, yeah. We'll always come back to this. But I thought for all things considered,

the two remote episodes that we did were actually pretty good. They're fine. Yeah, they're good. But, dude, we've got a, so there's a couple things to talk about. I don't know how funny they'll be to talk about, but I will say this is the first thing I wanted to start off. with because so Jimmy Carter is 100 years old right?

Come is the word. Yeah. Jimmy Carter is somehow a hundred years old. He's been deceased basically for the last like how many years? He's, he was he was elderly when we were born and we're grown ass adults now. He was already elderly. We weren't even here yet. Yeah.

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Dude, I remember seeing him like, there was like a, was it a couple years ago, that picture of him like building houses. Yeah. That was, I'm like, you're not building houses. That was, that was so fucking awful.

Like this PR thing that he clearly was just like can barely hold up a nail. I mean, that's what, that's what he used to do. He did do shit like that, granted, but like, yeah,

clearly he's not doing this in his fucking 90s. Like, I, look, man, I, I'm a number one advocate. I love Jimmy Carter. I think he was probably generally the only,

quantifiably good person present. We could actually really say, Um, a good person president? Yeah, like actually a good human being. Oh, like somebody who like you would trust with like a like actually

running the country. I'm like, oh yeah, I want to say that order to country. And then he like, he didn't want to go in the Middle East and then they were like, you can't be going to president again. A certain group of people.

Let's not go too much into it. But, but he was a good guy. And he was like not voted back in because he wasn't a jerk. And he's continued to be humanitarian after that until his old age. And then he hit a point where he's like, all right, out of respect for this elderly person, I know his heart would want to do these things,

but we shouldn't have him out here doing this. There's like forcing, oh, you're like your grandma to run a marathon. It's like, don't do that. He looks really fucking dead. He is in the latest, like, quote unquote, celebration that they said. Here he is celebrating his birthday. And I was like, that is not what celebrated.

He is on a fucking, a wheelchair. chair stretcher thing, like a gurney, and he looks like he had been exhumed. Yeah, dude. Like, he's sunken in. It was like, remember, what was it, Prince or King, the Philip? Which one? Which one? The royal one that just died recently.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, there was that picture in the car where he's like green and shit and he's like, and I'm like, bro, he's done. These guys are done. Put them away. Like, at a certain point, don't you welcome these? embrace of death? Oh yeah, for sure.

You're like, I'm so fucking ready. Yeah, Jimmy Carter, absolutely. The tragic thing about Jimmy Carter is like, he's so old and so feeble that he must want to die. Yeah. But he probably can't even do it to himself. No. Like, he probably doesn't even have the literal ability.

Like, if, hypothetically speaking, I know this is pretty grim talking about a real human being here, but like if he wanted to lift a. gone to his temple. I don't think he could. Yeah, probably not. I hope he could try to make himself fall out the bed and die from the fall. You would have, he like, he probably like wanders towards a staircase. But he takes so long to get there that someone always finds him. He's like, hey, wait, you want to come downstairs?

Hey, he's like, no. No, no. He's so fucking old. I miss my wife. Like, like, dude, congratulations. Cool, you're 100 years old, but like you can't want that. Like, nobody, who the fuck wants to be 100 years? I feel like he's going to die.

pretty soon because the only thing I can think of what is happening right now is that he just did he did want to be before he completely lost his mind right before he was like I do want to be the only president that made it to 100 years old because that is kind of cool that like that's probably not going to happen until way in the future when medicine's so good right yeah like because it's just it's all these old decrepit angry shitty fucking you know like Trump's not going to make it 100. There's no fucking way. There's no no. There's no fucking way. He's like 70 something. Isn't he? Yeah. Late 70s. And then Biden clearly. He's going to be killed. Yeah. With this many. With as many. With the amount of people. Two and one year, it goes up by at least 40%. By the time he's 85, man. It's going to be shooters left and right after. Like the thing about it is he's so polarizing that even in his years out of office, there will be people gunning for him.

You know what I mean? Like there will be people that voted for or at least supported one voted, one. voted one supported. One supported. Yeah. So two people that supported the guy, they're like, you know what? Fuck this guy. Because it's the ultimate portrayal, I guess, right? Yeah, it's over. It's over. He's, he's signed his own like, like, he signed his own death and war. The Democrats are too pussy to

like garner that type of hate from anybody. Like, even like the opposition, the right that like hates them, they don't really. They're not trying to smoke them. It's because they don't, they have no tangible evidence. Like nothing. It's just stuff they're being told. And so they're stewing in anger, but it's not like they witnessed anything happening.

It's not like, oh, things that Trump has done has actively ruined parts of the country or parts of the world. I have seen it happen in my lifetime. I feel betrayed. I'm insane. I'm also insane. Let me go because that's the last caveat. Let me grab thy gun because it's very easy where I live or where I'm heading to. Like this, that fucking crazy guy that we talked about.

In the bush? Yeah, he flew to fucking Florida. And they're like, here you go. Oh, you clearly shouldn't have a gun. You're insane. And you have like all this like crazy shit in your record. Here you go, sir. And they was probably walking out like,

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20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

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Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. That seems like an upstanding citizen. That's hilarious. He should have a gun. That's hilarious. You sure you don't want to buy it? We got Bogo right now. Like the fucking mask slamming and everything inside a fucking store and zips out.

Renting a gun to the mask. I mean like, hey, the mask. Hey, the mask. Hey, Jim carries the mask. Green fucking face. With a smile. His smile is approaching it. The tips of him.

his smile are touching each other at the top of his head. Like fucking Chesh, like a Cheshire cat? Worse. And he's just like, I want you to get it, Chris. Hey. This is touching here.

I don't think you do. I think you do. It's not that complicated of a thing to. I think it's so alien that I don't understand that. I'm just saying it. I couldn't. So people who are tuning into the video podcast might notice that Sweeney is once again wearing the minor on his shirt.

Yeah. Did want to bring that up. We agreed that Knuckles was a minor. If I wear a picture of my child on my shirt, is that bad? Yes. Why? Because. Well, first of all, it's psychotic.

Even beyond like, it's a little weird, but like, it's not. Dude, wearing a, like, why? Like, in case you lose him and people, you could run around being like this. Well, I'm looking for this person. I'm looking for this. Like, what do you, what are you wearing a shirt with you? I need it. I need this.

Do you have this? How do you feel if you had a. kid. If you had a kid, you were walking around with him. And then you, it's like he's like five or insane or something. And you go to the bus stop. You're walking past the bus stop. You see a guy with a shirt with your kid on it. Just like a JPEG of your child. Really like well done too. It's not like a lazy vista print. Uh-oh. I was thinking of a seat is walking through New York with your kid, right? You walk past like a

open it. Someone grabs and pulls your kid into the sewer. What do you do? You call the fucking police or something. It's too late though. By the time they get there, he's fucking gone with your kid. Well, I don't know. He's a sewer dweiler. He's still going to try. I feel like I would imagine you would go down after it, right? Yeah, you would try. You can't lift those things. Those things are fucking heavy. I have lifted them. Well, clearly, well, it lifted. Well, no, no, I'm talking about one of the greats. Like, by the side where the sidewalk is.

Oh. And so he just reached out, grabs a yikes. I don't know, man. That's a lot. And you know the yank hurt your kids, your kid is screaming as soon as he grabs him. I guess I got to throw him, like, somebody that's skinny. Probably like a skinny homeless person that's, you know. Like, hey, get my kid.

Send a homeless man after your child. Hey, get my kid. I'll give you $0. I'll give you $0. $0.5. Oh, wow. That's more than I can think. He goes, he digs into the concrete.

It goes after him. It's like, what the fuck? Why is this guy so strong? Why is this guy so homeless if he's this strong? Right? His inhibitors are off. I mean, his inhibitors are way off. You just do some street fighting and make some money, man.

This guy's not smart. Of course I remember bum fights. When I was younger, I laughed so much. You never answered. What's that? How do you react to that situation? Oh, I'm terrified. Obviously, I want to question him.

What if he grabs? What if there's a guy going around grabbing people's kids, throwing them into his chest and they've become graphics on his shirt. Well, then that's worse than I could imagine. So, I mean, for what purpose? Like, what is he even doing that for? This is his power.

It's like, he's like an X, he's like an X-Men character. But his power is to turn people into graphic, into ink on graphic teas. Yeah. Yeah, he's a, he's a, he's a god, effectively. Yeah, basically. But it's such a specific type of godhood. Like, he can be killed, but like, also don't let him grab you. Don't let him wear a shirt.

Don't let him wear a shirt. Yeah. Because that's like the main thing. Don't let him wear a shirt. Don't let him around anybody. It's a pretty bad situation. I feel like if he learned harder, he could start grabbing things in general

on putting on his shirt. Like he could grab the space between him and somebody else. He starts another shirt. Or he grabs a shirt, a picture of a shirt turns a shirt into a shirt. And now he has a shirt. You can't keep him off.

He's unstoppable. You can't keep him from having shirts now. He's unstoppable. That is so crazy. He just has every shirt now. He just keeps grabbing shirts. He looks at a picture of a shirt. He kept me from a shirt, but you have a shirt on.

And you're like, oh, fuck. And he grabs the front door, puts it on the shirt. The door's on the shirt. Oh, man, this guy is. This guy, you can't even contain him. You got to just kill him. You can't, you can't. He grabs the bullet while you shoots it.

This guy is so strong. This guy is the perfect Batman villain. He was stupid. Because, like, he's unstoppable, and then somehow Batman would, like, defeat him somehow because it's Batman. But then he would grab Batman's spot arm. You put him in Arkham Asylum and everyone's like, no, what, what are you doing? He's just going to get out. He's going to learn from his badness.

He's like, no. He's going to be on his shirt. He's like, he's like, at least, at least we have to put him in naked. He's like, no, that's inhumane. We can't do that. Gordon's like, no, we got to shoot this nigga in the mouth. He's like, kill us. Commissioner Gordon, the mayor, all of them like, dude.

A flat. A fleck is not like, what does name? Harvey's like, you know, blow his head off. Everyone, everyone's like, dude. Even the Joker's like, dude, no, this is this, bro. This is crazy and Eldridge borderline. This, we need to kill this. Look, I'm pretty crazy, but this guy's fucking silly.

All right. I do not kill. You don't have to kill him, bats. I will do it. I'll kill him. I'll kill him with a brick. I'll throw a brick at him. You can't throw a brick at him.

It comes to. He'll grab the ring and put it on his shirt. This is such an insane. He's going to end up with such a fire shirt by the end of this. It's going to be like, where's Waldo, but like actually really cool? Because it's all sentient people and real things that have been removed from this plane of existence and brought purely into the form of art.

He starts pulling space. He's like, I want America on my shirt. He goes on a plane. He looks down in America. He goes on a plane. It's so stupid. He's so incensed. He's a cartoon.

He's a tune force. That's tune force to a degree that's insane. Yeah. I love this character. Fucking the moon necks. He takes the moon, puts it on his shirt. The tides are fucked forever. All the tides are receding is one big ball of water.

How long would it take to just fuck up everything? Like I don't, I wonder, I've never looked that up to see how long it would take because like the moon's responsible for a lot of things, right? So how long would it take for things to change once? the moon is gone. I wonder. Pretty quick. I have no,

I wish I had, yeah, no frame of reference. I have no, like I can't even, I'm not even going to believe like I have an idea of this. Yeah.

I'm not going to go down this line, but I'd feel like the moon is pretty important consistently. Well, the moon keeps all of our air here. I know that. I don't think it does. Well,

the moon keeps all of the plants alive. Doesn't do that really either. I think it keeps, I'm not going to speak on this. It keeps all of our. Well, you're wrong. twice you're like, all right, I guess I'm done. I guess I'm not the person to talk about it.

What if the moon is gone and all gay people disappear? That is great. They're connected in that way? Yeah, we just figured out. That's so dangerous and disrespectful, you know? Because it's like you're just, you're, you're, you're a kidding a sexuality that's been here longer than humans have to the moon, which technically is older than all life. It's older than all life for sure. Probably. For short. Is there an implication there that the gravitational pull of the moon

alters your brain chemistry. Just enough to make you gay. If you notice, every gay person was born during a full moon. That's true. That is true. That is facts. Ellen DeGeneres? Ask any gay person.

Ellen DeGeneres born on a full moon. I feel like there's gay people born pretty much every day. It's not a full moon every day. No, they're all born on full moon. They trust me on this. this is factual knowledge this is factual data uh

ask ask any dude ask anyone ask fucking mad walsh ask mad waltz ask like pool ask fucking sargon ask fagin oh my god oh my goodness

no no I'm so glad that you brought that up oh my goodness I'm so glad did you see that fucking save the republic con or whatever the fuck that thing was it was like an outdoor event

with all these Republicans With the Taylor Swift fucking thing? No, not Taylor Swift. It was... No, not that fucking... Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, that wasn't even real, apparently.

Like, the guitar wasn't even real. So it wasn't... So it was just a completely staged dumb thing? Well, no, no, no. I think it was real. Like, he thought he had, like, a Taylor Swift signed acoustic. Did he actually pay $4,000 for a shitty guitar? As I understand that he paid $4,000 for a guitar that was forged, had a forged signature of Taylor Swift on it, and then he broke it.

Which is like two levels of ignorant. That's so great. Because not only did you get swindled, but in your... belief before you didn't get swindled. You didn't even try to dig yourself out of the hole. That is. By selling it to somebody else. It's the most unintentionally on-brand Republican economic behavior I've ever seen.

To just like put yourself in a hole just to spite yourself. Dude. It's pretty awesome. The dopamine hit that I just got from learning that this dude got conned is so funny. That is so good. But what were you talking about? You must have seen, I actually didn't see this. It looks like what you would, the type of.

stage you would have if you were doing a festival, right, with bands. And so it was Jordan Peterson. It was the gay guy, Dave Rubin. It was, uh, it was, um, Russell Brand. Oh, I only saw, so I only saw, like, images of like Jordan Peterson and Russell band Prang, but like that's, that's all I saw. Yeah, I retweeted one thing because someone said, man, I bet this hits really hard if you're stupid.

It's funny to recognize that. Because, like, I saw that tweet, too, and I was like, that's so real. People are probably like, this. Yes. Yeah. When they pan into the super tightest shot you could ever have because there's probably 300 people there. Yeah.

But they were like trying to make it seem like there was more people. I saw a tweet that said, man, 25,000 people. And there was a reporter there live streaming. And there was like, there was like a few hundred people there. Yeah. And I'm like, 25, guy, at least be realistic. Yeah. You know, say like, oh, there's 800.

10,000 even, even. That's way stretching it, but I'm just saying, 25,000, which is like double a fucking regular or basketball arena or something, because you said those hold, like, say, close. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 26.

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I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

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Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. The 14,000 to 15,000 on average. There's ones that are much larger that can hold around 20,000. But on average, it's around 14, 15,000. 20,000 was like the creator class arena, was 20,000, I think.

Oh, really? The one that we did it in. That's a big, big one. Yeah, it's a big afternoon. It's a big family. It's packed also. That was a very big arena. Just looking at it.

I was like, holy shit. Yeah. I felt like in seeing all those people with the lights and shit. And I'm like, dude, this is fucking crazy. Some people had guns, man. Yeah, everybody had guns, man. Yeah, everybody had a familiar as well. Yeah, that was strange.

That's true. What is a familiar? It's like a little creature that helps you in a whimsical way. It's like a pixie. What if I have a familiar that's just like a fucking, like, I don't know, like, what's the worst familiar to have? Like, one of those floating dead babies from. Warhammer? No, those are great though.

The cherubs, I think? The cherubs, it's fucking crazy. That shit is Christian coded as fuck in the best way, which I love. Yeah, it's like Castle. It's like, it's like, Apocalypse Punk Castlevania almost in some way. It's like Halo Castlevania had a baby with God twice. Yeah.

Twice in a worse way. I gotta get back into that game. I haven't been able to play since I've been gone because it's on my fucking I'll play with you, man. I have it for PC now. Well, what do you have it on? PC now. What?

What store? Because I have it on Epic. Why do you have it on Epic? Because I was like, I was going to get on Epic. I didn't get on Steam for some reason. I don't know. Why? That's so true.

I heard you buy it on Epic and I was like, I guess I'm buying it. No, I didn't buy it because I have a press account. You mother big. So like I just like log in sometimes and there's just like games on there that like, sometimes it's big games like that. And I'm like, oh, jackpot, cool. But then other times it's just like not the ones that I'm looking for. So I like I barely check it.

And I checked it. I was like, oh shit, space brain, too. He's like, yeah, fucking... But nobody I know has it on Epic. I have to... Are what game... Is there a game coming out soon? I don't...

I mean, Dragon Ball comes out soon. That's this week, right? That is... Maybe. I have no concept of what day it is because I just flew in last night. You just went back in time, yeah. I'm all fucked up.

Nice. Dragon Ball comes out this weekend. Dragon Balls. I might drop my parents and my girlfriend and go play Dragon Ball all day in my living room. Invite, like, you guys over it. And then have my kids. What were you going to do?

I'm going to the, I'm going to the Comic Con thing. But that's after. That's the day after, right? Yeah, but I just want to play Dragon Ball all day. And not go. And it was like a Dragon Ball all day and no Lily.

Like, that sounds fucking like a dream. But also Saturday, I'm having to get together at my house anyway too. So whatever, I'm talking. I guess I'm just going to have to take that out. You guys are fucking crazy.

What? Like, every day. No. For a while having a people over, actually. It makes me sad. I love other people over it, but I'm also used to living with you. That's why we all live together.

People over all the time. And I kind of got really custom to it. And now I don't. I'm like, oh. That was my house for the longest time. My house was like everybody would just show up. Oh, even though I was growing up, same thing.

Yeah. They'd be everything would be at my house for everybody. So it'd be people from like Pennsylvania and come into my house. People from like Florida. And it was aggravated when I was the kid because they touched my shit. All those fucking other fucking stupid ass, light skin, fucking motherfuckers would be touching my shit. They'd make me angry. The light skin really.

Emphatically, that was the thing that bothered. It was always the non-black Puerto Ricans touching my shit. The black ones were like, oh, we'll stop. We like touching people's shit. Yeah. I stole so many things. It's in our blood, man. I stole my citizen jet, man.

I don't know. Hey, man, you got to do what you got to do. Exactly. I need to come here. I need to particularly take white man jobs. Wait. Can he? Huh.

If he takes... So wait a minute. Hold on. You're still on this fella. No, because I got a name for two. Because now I'm thinking like, can he take things back out of the shirt. I think he can. because he goes in the shirt and it takes he takes

I don't know I think that's too much that's too much can he take himself into the shirt and then take himself back out of the shirt no that's too much can he go from shirt to shirt then what do you mean can he go into shirts

like I think we got him finally like you blow him up and you think he's gone no it won't be able to come out of the shirt like he's like you have him cornered and he's like trying to escape and so he's jumping through people clothes.

No, that's not how it works. He can just put things. That would be him killing himself. Yeah. Because those people have now turned an inanimate ink, essentially. Yeah, like they're dead. Yeah, they're gone. That's just their end.

We have to have a name for this fellow. It doesn't hurt them or anything. It's just their ink now. Is you just shirtman? What is it? Eric. Shertman. Eric Shirtman.

This is Eric Shirtman. Marvel. Hit me up. That is so. I'll give you the wrong. rights for like a cool 5-mell. I'm going to call Kevin Feigey. Hey, man.

You know, the, the, the, phase four hasn't been doing too well. I got you. Five already now, I think. No, we're not, are we? I think Deadpool's being on a face five. Oh, my. Or end of face five. I have no idea.

It makes me upset that there are phases of movies. To me, it's like, kind of like this at all. It's over. Stop. It's over. Just take a long break. Take a long break. Do one-off movies.

That's my thing. It's take a long, long break. This can't be replicated. again. It's just, it's one of those things. That run of the of the 10 years or whatever the fuck that was from Iron Man so fucking in game or whatever.

Great. Now just fucking be a regular movie studio now. People under, people don't remember the experience of like all of the MCU where people are like, oh this 10 year amazing run is like well, phase three, at end of phase two into phase three was an all star run. Beginning of that it was still good. People enjoyed it

but it wasn't like crazy. But like from like, I would say Civil War on was like the fucking All-Star run for them when they were like just hit after, hit after hit after. What was it? Guardians was like, I think the beginning. Guardians was like the first time that people were like. It was like after Age of Ultron into like end game. But it's like the All-Star run for them where they were just like going off.

Yeah. It's weird to me that people. People didn't like, people didn't like some freaking winter soldier. And I'm like, I don't know how people don't like this movie. It's actually a great movie. but I don't remember people not liking it

but again I wasn't really It's fine I think the biggest problem In that movie It's just like Captain America's kind of I think Captain America's mega lame

Actually But yeah I think whatever It's fine I'm pretty patriotic So I disagree I'm pretty patriotic So

I like his character I think he's a really cool character But I think I think Steve Rogers is a bitch I like I just like I think you're a bitch I think you're a bitch And I think he'd call you a bitch

too. I think you're black also. I have no right to call my bitch. He's a patriot. You totally would call you black. You ever see that fucking meme or somebody? He's looking at that one. I don't agree. I don't like that. I hate that meme so much. I love it. He's so not racist. But the idea of- But that's why it's funny.

But the idea of him being racist is really funny. If he was racist, though, it wouldn't be funny. Do you think Tony Stark went to the ditty parties? Yes. Absolutely. I think absolutely. I think Tony Stark went ditty parties in Epstein's parties, but I think he would. smart enough to leave before things happen. I think he'd be like, oh, this is getting kind of weird. I think he just, get me out of here.

These niggas are walling. And he would be gone. These things are walled. Quote. I like in your world that this is like he, in your world, he's at the ditty and Epstein parties after he's been Iron Man already. He's been Iron Man for a while. Because there's a point in Iron Man history like pre-Iron Man one where like you could

imagine that he was probably like a massive scumbag criminal pieces. shit. Right. You know what I mean? Right. But you didn't even do that. You were like, no, this is like after Ultron. He's like, he's like, it's like going to end up. Still going. Like when everybody got snapped and had to snap to have was fucking Diddy and Epstein. They were like, they were left go. Had to restock up on her kids as they were missing so many kids. They were like, what's going on? Fuck. So Iron Man was like, oh, he's in space. So five years. He was like, he was like, hey, oh, hey, Jarvis, give me a, give me a video of Diddy's parties. I got to have something to help me. Is there is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is there. Is there. Is there. Is there. Is there. Is there. Is there. Is there. Is there. Was there any new stuff about the Diddy parties? Or the Diddy situation? Apparently there was... I didn't... Yeah, I didn't look into it. I just saw headlines that there was more, like, fucked up shit that came out.

But I saw like an allegation from like somebody who was like nine at the time or something. I think I saw that headline. My God. He's like... I mean, fucking Justin Bieber and Usher were pretty fucking young when they were hanging out. Not nine, but like not that much older. There's so many amazing videos of Diddy now that I like, I love watching. Like this.

You see this video going around on Twitter where it's like some guy, I can't remember. It might have been like a basketball. I think it must have been a basketball game because he's like on the court or whatever and somebody jumps over him. Some dude jumps over him and he like, he like graze it like basically the in between of this guy's legs is grazing his head. And Diddy like is looking up. He's like and he's like, he's on his tiptoe's trying to get closer to do it. It is so damn funny. Let's go.

It's so crazy. It's not funny at all, but it's like, unbelievable. It's funny, dude. I think it's, I think this is a not funny situation that has so much comedy in it, you know. Well, this is kind of, this is a perfect example of the conversation we've had a couple times where is there a funniest blank. You know what I mean? The funniest electrocution, the funniest heart attack. Of course.

This is probably, the funniest electrocution by far is the green mile. you saw it. This thing is said one of the saddest moments in a movie is the funniest. I think it's funny because you're so

uncomfortable you laugh. Let's be real. I may agree with that. Let's be real. The one where the dude didn't wet the sponge, that was funny. He was doing the thing

on fire. In what? The green mile? You haven't seen the green mile? No, I never said. Oh, oh shit. Yeah, that's right.

That's right. But like, oh, man. I think I did see it, but I was like kind of staring. But like that one dude. I was like, why is a black person? I was like,

I don't understand. they make movies now? They're in movies now. Since when? They weren't in fucking... So where is this in a planet Eates timeline? Like where's the same? Oh my God.

Black people in films, I don't understand. Like, I don't get it. I just don't, I don't understand. So is it Playa Ypes then 12 years of sleep? Or is it like 12th of Yates? There's only three movies in my mind. What is this podcast? Is this the war room with Tim Poole?

What is this? I would love to be all of those podcasts. Is that what his podcast is called? No, it's called something else, the culture war. I would love to be on one of those podcasts. My soul rolled its eyes. If it was the war room. I think it'd be fun to be on one of those podcasts.

I think obviously you'd be disgusted after. I think it would be fun, yeah. But I think like, because I can, I can jive with those people. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 26. Ram,500 Big Horn crew cab, four by four for 369 a month, for 39 months, with 4,099 due at signing. Tax, title, license extra, no security deposit required. Call 1-877 RAM, 5722 for lease details.

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

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Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. But it'd be funny because they mean it. So it'd be really hilarious. Oh, so you play along with their shit. Yeah. It would be difficult for me not to, just treat it completely unsuriously.

Yeah. And just like I would, I would want to make such outlandish claims that they would have to kind of. Yeah. Because I'm black, it'd be even better because I get fucking like, no,

I know, I know this. I know this. Black people literally turn the bats in winter. I like, we do it. Literally. Yeah,

yeah, yeah. We do it, you know, because I'm, I'm just going to take your word for it. Like, Tim would just be like, I'll just take word.

I don't know about that. I don't know. I'm in the center. But I will believe you, black man. I will believe you, Black Man. I just want a freaking blast drum. Like, I want the thing with the monkeys have?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, the symbols. D. Until it's black, so they're hitting each other. So my knuckles are hitting each other. Oh, my God. I don't know. Oh, yeah, we were talking. Oh, yeah, I wanted to get to this.

Franklin Valley. Yeah, Frankie Valley. So the reason I started with fucking Jimmy Carter was to kind of talk about these old people who are just being clearly taken advantage. Like, like Jimmy Carter just wanted to do all this stuff. No, clearly. He's fucking dead. No one's celebrating their 100th birthday.

Yeah, they're not celebrating. They're like mourning it, if any other people are. Not though. It's like, oh. Sweet lovely death. Great. I'm waiting for your breath. Yeah.

But there's this other dude. And I think we mentioned this on this show before. Yeah. Because Colin sent this video to me initially. Like when it was new, he said there's a video online called Is Frankie Valley Okay. And Frankie Valley is like, you know, one of the singers, if not the lead singer of the four seasons. It's like a quartet kind of old school. very old classical kind of

You've seen Greece you know it Yeah you've seen Greece you know it There's other stuff too I actually didn't recognize them by name I had to hear like songs like oh I know that And so there's a video called Is Frankie Valley Okay going around

And it's just A like a compilation of him at his own concerts Really not Like very clearly like he's dead Like he's a dead person He's running on 15% Right?

Yeah Like he's he's fucking Like he's on low power mode I would say yeah With no charger in sight I would say he's completely dead But he's at least Moving a little bit

Yeah he so He can move technically I would really highly recommend Everybody go watch that video Because it's really difficult To understand The content Like exactly how strange

It all is Yeah Because he's he's lip-syncing and like Frankie Valley has this like really high voice. Yeah, like there's no, it's a falsetto. Like there's no, like you have to, you can't really do that in a relaxed way necessarily.

Especially at that age, right? And so he's going around barely moving his mouth, clearly lip-sinking to very old audio of himself and barely moving his body at all. Like he really looks like he does not know where he is. Yeah. And it's so sad. It's fucked.

I don't know why we do this to people. Let him go. Like the fact that this has never come up or the fact that this has not been raised. Right. Because you'd imagine, right, if you were a fan of this person, enough to go see those shows. Right. You would also be like, what the fuck are they doing to this guy that I like so much? This is kind of fucked.

You would assume, but people don't think about people other than themselves. They're like, oh, I'm seeing him. I'm happy. I'm wondering. Instead of being like, oh, this man is. not be, this isn't, like, I didn't know how bad it was until I saw it. Then I saw it in my heart sank. It's pretty sad. Oh, like, I can't laugh at it because I'm like, oh. Oh, I totally laugh. I couldn't. I completely laugh. I couldn't laugh. I laughed very hard because, especially

the footage of the, the end of the concert where it's like this big, like, it's like a, it's like a crescendo, the ending, right? Yeah. Like, uh, like it's all big and loud. And he's just, and you know, you're just like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, It's so like look at everybody else. They're all into it and he's just like. And I'm like, it's so fucking funny. It is so funny.

He looks like, so this is going to be like, this is me drawn a stretch. But you ever play plan versus zombies? No, actually. I know enough about it. You ever see what they look like the zombies?

Yeah. He looks like imagine someone drew a person like that and then put a suit on. Like he looks like, his head, his head is big. He has a big old head and he has his shoulders are high and his neck. in his neck. He doesn't have like a Pixar

like old man playing chess kind of. He's Larry King. Like if he, because if you ever look at Larry we just never seen him standing up. Every time we would see it because he's like in his chair slumped over. He's like a non-hunchback Larry King.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. If Larry King had. He didn't dead yet or did he die. Oh, he's dead. He's dead and shit. Ages ago. I don't remember how long ago he died, but yeah, he definitely.

He's dead of shit. I worked for him for like a hot second. What? Isn't that weird? Ever tell you this? What? Yeah. Was his head in the middle of his torso by the time you were working from?

Or was he still kind of like... He was pretty... Little he was all right? He was getting out of there. Okay. Did you meet him? I don't... No, no, no.

I don't think so. I worked under a company that, like, worked through him. Like, he, like, it was weird. But we were, like, it was, like, one degree of separation. Like, I could have, but I had no... Like, what the fuck am I gonna... Oh, yeah. What am I getting?

Like, oh, you know Destiny lore? Like, what am I going to talk to fucking Larry King about? That's such a fucking insane thing of Larry King. You're like, it's having the chance to meet. Like, you meet Einstein and you're like, hey, what do you know about Pokemon? It's just like, you could have used. It's just Larry King. I understand that Larry King is a famous person and that he's like very important, but I just was just not that interested.

Yeah, that makes sense. Like to the point where like I genuinely, you're asking me if I met him. I think I might have. But I really don't remember because I didn't. That empty of a moment for you? It was just like, oh, I remember literally being like, oh, it's Larry King. Weird. And that was the extent of it.

I'll be, that's how it would be with Larry King. Yeah. Oh, cool. Because I didn't like. Be like Regis Philbin or something. It's like, oh, Regis. Yeah, same. It would just be like that.

I do respect Larry King. What happened? My grandma loves. My grandma's, oh, I'm raised by an old person. So, like, Reyes and Kelly Ripper. It was like a thing I watch. A Rejas and Michelle. Like, that was something, if I was staying home, I was watching.

that shit with my grandmother. So shit like that. Like Bob Barker. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I shouldn't be excited. Right now, I know he's dead. If I met him, I'd be excited.

Bob Barker, I liked him. I like Bob Barker. He's always telling people to cut their dogs' dicks off. Yeah. Cut their specifically. Absolutely. No, no,

he would say and pussyless. Pussyless. Prevent your dogs from having pussyless. Pussyless is fucking crazy. I didn't. Whatever, man. I was like, wow, it's pretty vulgar.

for daytime television. He would say the N word already but the soft A but like really casually and like someone impressed me he put his hands him immediately

Hello niggas right Danan to the price is right is really good The whole time The The price is right The Price is right

soundtrack Set up and it sits out All right Now welcome to the show The music The music that they use For the Price is right It's really good

I use it in video Sometimes I love that I love that show man It's it's like one of those shows I hold really dear to myself because I'm watching her background and I want to get on that shit

and Will of Fortune and Friends prices or any original and so every show essentially? Not ever because I hate Shop to you drop That show's fucking dick water What fuck is that? You never watch Shop to you drop?

No, just say regular shows What are you talking about? What is that? No, just say it. I know what it is I know on Channel 1 where it had those are Channel 3

Only because I know this Channel 1 is that even a thing No it is it is It'd be one new sometimes It's not Channel 3 Channel 3 is, Channel 3 is The PlayStation. That's the static channel.

Channel 3 is the static station where like the place station where you're right. So I'm talking about on cable, on cable. I'm not on like the basic like television, whatever thing. Yeah, I get it. So yeah, I'm letting you know because you're dumb. So what happens is? So they'd be like they'd have America's for his home videos with the what does name. Bob Sagin.

I almost said. Bobby, he almost said it. I almost said that. I don't said that. Bob Saggett. And sometimes the show called Shop to you drop or come. on and it'd be like you have one minute to run around this grocery store and put in

various things that equal like $150 or whatever the fuck it is back when groceries were really affordable so like you can have a full grocery cart like $100 and it'd be hard for them to do that and I remember that show is a shot watching my grandma and I'm like these people are so fucking stupid just go to the steak aisle and put a bunch of steak in your fucking cart and you always win no if you you have to do 150 and everything over you get you getting cash to yourself. And I was like, these guys are such...

They were having a hard time doing, like filling it up. I guess so. I guess they were. They were probably all doing just nothing but cup of noodles. Like,

fuck. Fuck. Why is this working? No, only 18. Dumb? What the fuck is going on? It's just all gum. Oh,

damn it. I don't understand. They're falling into the carts too. It's like falling. It's like, oh, fuck, fuck. But yeah,

there was like that. There was, what's name is it? The weakest link? The cart also. is the same as a normal cart but there's one bar on the bottom

it all just falls out fucking it's rigged I watched a lot of game shows to her actually Holy shit Remember candid camera that was one I remember

Oh my god that was fucking OG punked I wanted someone to die on that show so bad but it never happened We always wanted someone to die There was a show

There was a show Oh you always wanted someone to die Do you remember that that that tank show there was like a dunk tank or something what you're talking about there's like a dunk tank or with this show no maybe that's not what it was I'm just remember I might be I think it was just the premise was something

you got to like solve things underwater in this tank or something happened this beer factor no because this guy this guy got brain damage from being pulled up like from the tank too fast and it fucked them up and I'm trying to remember it was it didn't last long it wasn't even like I think it was one of those shows that... But the brain damage? Yeah, the brain damage got cured by... By prayers in my head, by prayers. Yeah, by thoughts of prayers.

They thought and prayed it so hard. Somebody listening right now knows what I'm talking about. It was just something that was... Do you guys not a favorite game show? Game show? I remember really liking wipeout. But that's not really a game show. It's like a...

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I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows, so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

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From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I just love watching... Kind of torture. I love watching people fail.

at feats of strength and agility. It's like it's really satisfying to watch somebody like do like a crazy cool leap and then be satisfied themselves and then get hit with a fucking boxing glove out of a fucking spring from a wall and then tumble into a fucking lake. Yeah. I'm surprised nobody died on that shit. It's crazy. Yeah.

That's why I don't like it. It's not visceral enough, you know. Some of them are really, there was one that crack me up because it was a kid who went up. Yeah. Or like something. It was like a younger guy. He went up and he got, he fucking ran up and got. like there was like a wall with boxing gloves on springs

and he just got decked in the face and it looked like he should be dead like because his head like his head followed the glove but his body stayed where it was in the shot he might have broken his neck at least yeah no they wouldn't put it on that's kind of thing it's like they wouldn't put it on the TV they wouldn't put it on the show that was if that's what happened because wipeout was like that guy wasn't like ninja warrior or something maybe because you know how you can break parts of your neck where that you

find out way later. He died like three days later in a hospital. He has like a really tough thing. Mom, I couldn't sleep for some reason and he died. That's so sad. I wish that person the best, man. I remember liking who wants to be a millionaire when I was a kid. I definitely seen a couple of those. Yeah. That was with Regis. That was how I knew

Regis. I didn't watch Regis and Kelly or anything like that. Did he? Perry did it for a while. Did he really? Yeah, Dr. Carey did that? He did that? Oh, whose lines did anyways? Not a game show. But like, it's It's probably one of my favorites. I loved. I was goaded. I was watching it before.

The British guy was the host. Oh, I don't know. Before Drew Carey? Oh, yeah. There's someone before Drew Carey? Yes. Yeah, it's like the daily show where like Craig Kilbourne or whatever the fuck his name is had it before John Stewart. You know, I really like that guy.

Yeah. I actually, I liked it. I technically liked the show a little bit more before like Wayne Brady joined. But he's so good. He was good. He was good, but he was so. He was too good. It was actually, it made the show.

He was unfair. No, well, no. The other two guys are fantastic. No, they're really funny. They were really, everybody that was doing it, like, um, um, how I was going to say, Colin Farrell. Colin Marguerite. I was going to say, Colin Marguerry is my favorite.

Conmarry was fucking hilarious the entire time. Colin is the, no, no, that's Ryan Stiles. That's Ryan Stiles. Ryan, right? The only guy didn't like was like that guy with the glasses. Yeah, he was kind of, he wasn't, he wasn't the best. He was kind of like, uh, okay, I guess if, if, if we can't have the other people, I guess you'll do.

When I lived in my other roommates before, I watched that show all the time. And I think it was, they were still all really funny. I think Wayne Brady is a little too good. He was too, like when he would do his singing numbers, like his improvs,

he was too, he reminded me of Jimmy Fallon, when Jimmy Fallon was like, instead of sometimes trying to be funny, when he'd be like really old, let me show you how talented I really am. And I'm like, that's fine,

but it's not like, because there's some. Is Jimmy Fallon's really talented? Well, he can, played the guitar really well. He actually sings pretty decent. So what he tries to do, instead of making it like, oh, let me make it kind of funny, let me show you in this moment, I'm kind of kind of great character and show you how well I can do

music. And I feel like Wayne Brady would do the same thing. Instead of focusing more on being funny, he's fucking like, he's hitting the notes. And I'm like, man, this motherfucker could sing. He's pretty talented. And I was like, it's not as funny as I, you know, like said, Cal Macquarie. He was the best part of that show. Like he was like, he's, he had such an old face for so long. Yeah, way, way early.

Like when we were kids, he looked older then than he does maybe now. Yeah, no. I saw him in a bedroom recently and he looks, it's, it's, or not recently, but like in the last like five years or something, right? Yeah. And it's so funny that he looks the same because he's just being old. His hair is just white now. That's it. His hair's white, but it's the same.

style. He hasn't lost any more hair. There was a couple of people like that. Leslie Nielsen and Steve Martin were those guys. Yeah, yeah. They looked. Because her hair was gray for like fucking never. Leslie Nielsen was old though.

He was absolutely not young when everything was coming out. Right. And naked gun he was like what? Like 50 or something? I mean, he had to have been, I mean, he was definitely old, but I don't know how old. Maybe not actually. I have no idea. I know Steve Martin wasn't quite as old as we thought he was.

No, he definitely wasn't. nearly as old. He just grade early. Yeah. Very early. I don't know what the fuck that how that even happens. It's a weird genetic thing that, um... I mean, I started going grade at 16 and then I kind of just slowed down.

Well, yeah, you just, yeah, I got a little grazier in there. Um, uh, uh, uh, uh, the YouTuber Dusty Smith. Dusty Smith. So, so people, so I don't remember what the fuck I was watching, but someone stumbled upon Dusty nowadays and was like, what the fuck happened to him? Because he's completely white. But he grayed, I think in his 20s. I feel like I remember.

And then he started dying his hair. I feel like I remember him being gray. Yeah, and he, after a while he started letting, he just was like, fuck it, I'm going to just be gray. But, like, he looks like he's, like, you would probably think he's in his late 50s because it's just his hair is completely white now. And it's like, yo, it's crazy. I thought by 30 I was going to be all gray. I, you know, the weird thing is I have, I have no example of a black person graying early like that. Like, like in the way, like, say, Ethan Klein, like, he looked at Ethan Klein in his mid-30s.

He already started having a bunch of gray hair already. Is he 40 already? Is he? He's probably... Is he? I think he must be. He might be now because I haven't... He's probably either late 30...

He's probably 38, 39, or he is definitely 40. I actually have no idea. Well, I don't even know what I'm saying that. Some people... Some people just call Greg early... Yeah, it's just... It's a thing. It's like also when you're what you call it, if you're like...

Because you notice your... If you're going to start balding, it starts happening in your 20s. It starts happening in your 20s. I didn't know that by the time it worked. Oh, I noticed because in high... school, I started seeing people thinning. I started seeing kids that were like in seniors and I'm like, oh man, you're fucked. It is wild. It is wild to see that too like with like, I was just home and I was talking with some friends of mine and it's like

there was a, we had, there was a high school reunion for our high school. We didn't go, of course, because that's why the fuck would you. I'm not taking a plane. Oh, to go to my fucking high school reunion. To our shitty town, high school reunion. Yeah, like, are you kidding? Right. Right. I totally told. With all due respect, to have a good time. But you'd, you'd rock. You'd mean, we'd be like, yeah, we're like kind of, we're like kind of somebody. And then everybody else would be like, oh, no, I wait, and I fucking, I have three kids and I just live right next to where my mom lives and all that. My dad, my dad stepped on an OED yesterday in our backyard.

In our backyard. It's a crazy fucking place up there, man. It sucks so bad. That's not even unbelievable for me. That's like, I said that intentionally to be like hyperbolic, but that does, like, as it finished, as the period and on that sentence, it didn't even sound that crazy. It's not as crazy as a shit. How did it get there? Did somebody just toss it over the fence? It might just have, it might just happen.

In the war, in the war. Oh, it just never so. No one ever stepped on that specific square of land. Even when they were mowing. It's perfectly always goes over. For some reason, dog, it's like, I guess I won't. It mows right over it. But no, dude.

Don't press it directly on it. But the reason it's like, it was fascinating because like we were like, because I was invited to it on like Facebook, which is our, already like a red flag to me. Like, dude, just like, I don't know, man. Like, keep, I understand Facebook. I get it. Like, it's the easiest place to find people.

But, like, I hate going on Facebook. Like, the idea of interacting with Facebook at all is terrible. Pretty trash. Looking back on my Facebook and the people that were my friends before. Yeah. And it's like, what the fuck was I doing? I saw the people who were going. I was like, I don't recognize a single fucking one of you people.

Really? Yeah, I don't. You're not one of my six friends. I still have. Well, the thing is, like, our high school was fucking huge. Like, I think our graduating class was like, I think it, it couldn't have been a thousand, but it was damn near. It was crazy.

My graduation class was less than 300 people. Really sad. The student body of that age was like a thousand. Congratulations, Ray and McKimsy was so horrible. Yeah, yeah, that's a rough place. It was really bad. But, like, our, yeah, like, our school was just huge. Like, it was, like, specifically, like, there were too many people to even,

We had a pretty big school. Ours was 2100 students on average. Yeah, it's something like that, like a big fucking high school. And so like, this group of people, I was like, I don't,

I really, everybody that I care to have remembered either has stayed around is still a part of my life in some way or they're also too cool to not be here. I don't know how else to describe it. It's like Steve didn't go.

I think Smithers didn't go. Did you know Smithers? Smithers. We had a friend named Mike Smith and we called him Smithers. I've never met a Smithers before. That was his thing name. It was like, we're not going to cut you Mike Smith. There's like so many Mike Smiths.

We knew so many Mike Smiths also. So it was just like, no, you're Smithers. Oh, got you. You know. Okay. But he was a good sport about it. He liked it. I think.

I don't know. It was gay? No. It was like, I forgot Smithers was gay. He's not gay. He's gay. There's a scene where girls are dancing on him That's like his only fucking

Oh Did you see the Well it's not a real series finale But did you see that they did like a Simpsons Series finale Season premiere or whatever No No

What do you mean They had Conan O'Brien host it Oh I heard about that But I didn't really understand that Yeah like I think the idea is like It was like the season premiere of like season 30 fucking nine Or whatever the fuck they're on now And the first episode is like series finale

and it's like the whole idea is like Kono Ryans there and he's hosting It's actually a pretty Like I was like watching it And I was like this is kind of good actually This is like a kind of a good episode of The Simpsons Not that I even like really like the Simpsons that much It was effectively like this is a season finale

It's not but this is well the idea was that like It starts out and it's like It's like an award show where it's like it's a big deal And it's like everybody's showing up to like this big venue And Kono O'Brien's hosting And it's like ever since the set Ever since the first season aired in 1989 or whatever

fans agreed it wasn't as funny as it used to be and it and it just did they had this thing with like an AI and it was like they fed an AI a bunch of series finale and they had to do like a like the perfect

series finale for the Simpsons and it was just all of these like ridiculous wrapups for all the characters like convoy has like a baby in like with some lady in a shop and then like fucking people are getting mad

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20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

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Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. Arried, what's, Millhouse's dad gets, uh, I think he gets like a letter from like an agent in L.A. who wants to turn that mixtape. Oh, the into, like, and I bar you a feeling. So it's all these, like, like, all these, and every, every time something would happen, it would be like somebody would leave, they would leave the comic book store or they would leave

the convenience store or they would leave like this iconic location. They'd be like, I'm going to miss this place. And then they shut the lights off and it happened like 10 times. And it was like, you know that tire thing that's always on fire? Yeah. Yeah. The guy goes like, I'm going to miss this fire. And he turns the lights off and the fire goes up.

And I was like, this is kind of a good episode. And like it's like, it's like, Bart's 11th birthday or something. And like, yeah. And, and, but everything's like wrapping up like the whole, everything's like wrapping up.

So like, oh, Homer and Marge are actually good now. And they're, they're going to counseling and just all these. And I think like principal Skinner is like going off to be, like, run a school in Sacramento with groundskeeper Willie as his roommate or whatever.

Like it's so clearly, clearly like this is a spin-off, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I think it ends where it's like, Bart pisses Homer off and then he strangles him. And then it like resets. To death. But it was pretty good.

He finally completes the job. That would have been great. He finally does it. He finally kills Bart. Oh, I like the idea that he strangles Bart and Bart's head like. Yeah, exactly. Around his array.

Well, dude, they did. That's how it would be. They did shit like that. Because they should like, here's all the times we tried to end the show before and the network wouldn't let us. And then like there's an episode where Homer, he's like going skiing down the mountain

and then he gets like split in half by a tree or like the Moomoo episode. He gets like launched into like the nuclear power plant. Yeah, yeah. It just nukes the place. All of them just involve like everybody dying. That's interesting. But they animate it like it's the old one.

Oh, that's cool. Like they do the old animation for it. It's like, what the fuck? Interesting. First of all, why can't you do that the whole time? Yeah, why don't know? But it's like a little weird. But it was actually like I watched it.

I was like, this is kind of good, actually. I don't know if it's because Conan was there and he like wrote some of it maybe. I'm wondering if he at least directed it. He was like, all right. Yeah, if he did. Was that his claim to fame or not? Was he fans before that? Conan O'Brien was a writer on The Simpsons?

But that was, was that his claim to fame? Well, I mean, he was just a writer. No, he was just a writer and he like he knew. I mean, I guess he knew people from writing for The Simpsons. he was at NBC and then I think they were trying out for hosts and then he just like jump for it and then he got it or something. He was kind of convinced it to try because he didn't, he actually just wanted to be a writer. He was really just like adamant like, no, like this is what I do. This is good.

And then he did it. And then that's crazy. Miraculously they liked him. He has so much personality. The idea of him never becoming like himself is this a wild thing. It's so funny though watching those first episodes of like Conan O'Brien's show where he's like clearly uncomfortable. Yeah. He was extremely self-devocating on his tryout on his tried episode.

Yeah. Just like, oh, this clearly is going to like deal. He just didn't care, which I think got it. I think it got him through the door. Which is interesting. I also, I remember looking up stuff about what people thought at the time, like people that were like writing articles about that and they were fucking trashing him. Yeah.

And I was like, it's crazy to think about that. I was like, because to me, but yeah, since I was young, he always was appeared to appeal to the youth more than anything than like a fucking David Letterman or something yeah like a

fucking gay Leno gay Leno is insane Jay Homo beer Jay Homo that's so that sucks or you combined them gay homo all right let's fucking whatever

Hey got any penis in the wheel His head shaking, fucking hot dog head-shaped ass motherfucker. I hate the way his head looks, bro. It makes me so mad. He doesn't look like a real person to me. His head is like... Well, he was burned alive.

He's half black now, technically. Well, before he was burned alive. He's half-black technically. He just looked like a family guy drawing or something. He did look like a family guy. He looked, yeah, it's pretty upsetting. He looks like Seth MacFarlane was his guy. He looks like.

He looks like quagmire kind of. He's a quagmire head. That's why it's not like, what is wrong? He, he's this thing. You see the thing in the TV of the penis? I just, when I hear him, and it's him.

That's his entire stick now. Like, Jay Leno got to his car and exploded. He burned up and the networking exactly like, we love it. We love it, do that. We love it, Jay. Do this. Every episode.

Every episode. It's just, and on today, episode of J-L-L-O gets burnt up in a car This is a fourth focus Hey so on I'd Tust

Tune in next time where we're going to be trying to Prius Take a time That'll be an electrical fire It's stupid I'd watch that though Like actually I would finally watch

The I would watch the full first season And I'd be like it did it just got worse afterwards. I would binge that entire show. Jay Leno exploding in very, comedian, comedians. In cars, comedians and cars blowing up. Comedian in cars exploding.

It's just Jay Leno in various electrical fires. It's only Jay Leno. It's never anyone else. Would fucking, would Seinfeld get pissed off? Or he just calls the guests. You jacked my premise. You just don't know. Jay, what are you doing?

He had a defendant against Iran. And then he just runs into Jay Leno. I'm coming. What's the deal with airplane foods and Iran? And Iran. Hearing his takes about that shit made me so sad. I don't know. I'm not going to.

It made me so sad, but I was like, obviously. Wait, what are you talking about? I'm not, yeah, there are certain people. I'm like, I don't want to hear your takes about the, uh, Muslim people. I just don't want to hear anything. Jerry Seinfeld's opinion on Israel? Yeah. I just don't want to.

Obviously. It made me so sad because what you call it was on there. What's his name? Ari Shafir. He was talking to, he was talking to, he's a famous comedian. Are he said the bald one? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Extremely actually at a really horrible person, which is actually crazy.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I heard something about like a prank he pulled that was crazy. A prank. What do you do? He shot a baby. It's a fake bullet. Wasn't fake out of all that. I don't know you said it's a fent bullet.

It's a fent bullet. It's a fent bullet. It's a fent bullet. It's a fank. Oh my God. It's like kids shot the baby and injected fidtino.

Giving a shooting something with fentanyl bullets. That. Yo. Schizophrenic baby fentanyl is just the most sad. It's almost so it can't be funny.

We finally have to. You know, I know it's called murder, but let's actually make a bill to have something called post-birth abortion. Yeah. For that.

Just for like babies that are psychotic or schizophrenic and then they have hit no, fentanyl laced bullets and shot into them you got you got a post birth pulling its hair out

you have a baby holding its head in pain it's so fucking evil the doctor's like the doctor's like thank God Biden signed this post birth abortion and just gunned it's a fucking

what is it it's a fucking Winchester fucking old cold It's a super It's a super old It's a fucking flitlock A blunderbuss The barrel of the gun is bigger than a baby He just puts the baby on top of the blunder

Bus This is the world the Democrats want This is the world the Democrats want They want to put your baby in a blunder bus And they want to pull the trigger And I would fret and no bullets They want to load Illegals

They want to load Fetnoe They want to load illegal alien fentanyl bullets into blunderbuses and shoot your babies five months, six months, nine years after birth. Nine years after birth? The baby, they want to abort your seven-year-old baby. They want to abortions what they said, yeah. You hear about this baby that overdosed on sent now? You got a fentanylinson, though, yeah?

You see this shit? You see this fucking shit? Anyway, today's episode is a motorcycle. They're in a fire truck. The fucking cyber drug just, he just, you just. He just turns the edition. It just blows up. The cyber truck, the cyber truck, he turns it on, rams into a wall, and just flies through.

The car doesn't bend or crumble the way it's supposed to. So he just flies. He pancakes into the wall. He hits it for a while. It's static. He's like, oh, I want this. And it's like a horse running with a string attached to him. baby.

Oh my God. It's in through the fucking wall. Do you hear about this fucking? Dragging a baby on a horse? You hear about these people that dragged the baby with a horse? You hear about these people that drank the horse with a baby? The Democrats. This is a Democrat's world.

This is what the Democrats want. I saw a video for some reason like a bull. A bull's charging, right? And for some reason they had like a string. I guess somebody was guiding it with a string. And they let go out of because that shit will break a string or a rope. What the fuck? A thread.

You're right. A rubber band. You're a rubber man. You're a. rope. It was a rope. Okay. And what happens for some reason it had like the little, the little fucking, it had the thing for somebody to grab. Yeah. And it ran past some guy and somehow it got caught on this guy's fucking foot. And he got pulled and literally like, as soon as it pulled him, he hit the ground turned off. It's like somebody on the computer instantly. And he was just getting dragged for a while. And they were trying to slow down to boat. Nobody wanted to get in the bulls away to slow it down. Of course not. So this guy was just unconscious and a, in a, in a, I'm just. undeveloped place. Look, the way that you feel... So his head was bouncing off

plenty of rocks. He was eight different people before he died. He was like, I'm Tim. I'm Lewis. I'm Louise. And then bam, gone. That's it. That's it.

That's like nine rebirths. Yeah, no, I'm sorry. Like, if you are, if you're being dragged by a bull and I don't know you, I'm not going to help. Even if I know you, I have to feel something. I have to feel some type of way about you, really. Yeah, because, Really, what am I going to do?

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north. probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

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From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm. Thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. How do you stop them? I feel like I've never even learned how you stopped. Fentanyl. Yeah.

The fentanyl. Getting up bullet into the fentanyl is so sad. Fent bullets, man. That's such a stupid. It like dissolved. It's like solidified fentanyl. It dissolves in you. And you're like, and it went to say it welts.

It definitely hurts. You know on the hollow point bullets, right? How they explode into you? Yeah. So that's basically, they replaced that last little part with Fint. And so when it hits you, it just shatters into your body.

It immediately absorbs it. You're like, no. You're immediately fucked. No, it's amazing. No. Oh, you feel good. I don't even, what,

Finn knows like a downer. I don't know. I really have no clue. Unbelievable downer. Yeah, right? So you're just like, uh,

like imagine Xanax, but much worse. Zanis are, uh, Xanax is kind of tame. Wait, wait. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Imagine Xanax, like extremely strong Xanax, but way, way, way worse. And also the straight of, like, people that take fentanyl are like, You hear about the bull that you would overdose on fentanyl? It's because it's all like. You hear about the bull that overdosed on fentanyl? You're like the bull that ran through Spain with the tripping on fentanyl? You see this? You see when it kicks in with bulls like going crazy?

Then, no, that it's false. Well, you know what, you know how like, it would be like a late night show where you're like, well, he had a comment on the issue was the bull from the, the fentanyl over the fentanyl over. dosing bull from Spain. And you expect a guy in a suit, but they actually bring the bull out. The bull's like sitting in a chair at his legs crossed. Some motherfucker is dragging it. It's so high.

It's not funny at all. He's like, so, so, so Mr. Lowe. He's telling you. What do? What do you do? He just laughing at his own fucking jokes and making fun of the bull. This bull that's going through a horrible time. It's tripping on substances.

It has no. Way of conceptualizing. And then like, real funny, Mr. Boha. I'm like, you're full of bull crap. He's full of bull crap.

Hey, look at this bull shit over here. He starts slapping it. Hey, look at this. Loals its knees off. Well, maybe we can get a little more barbaric.

Just all over the audience. He doesn't even use a chain, so he just like, he digs his nails into its skin. It rips the skin off the bowl. live on TV Look at this guy You see this?

The audience is crying laughing The audience They're all laughing Like me and my artist Everybody in the audience Is slapping their knees Slapping their knees Their pants are red

Like they're breaking They fucking broke their fucking letting You see juice flying Like red blood Flying up like page You see this shit? That's shooting a bull in the knees, 50 times of the cult. He sets his hands on fire, and then he digs his flaming hands into the bull.

And pulls its fucking skin on. And then, I'll be right back. And then fucking 10 seconds later, the ball. The whole building just blows up like a new. There's a mushroom cloud that comes up. And they do this every week. Every night this happens.

You see the fucking janitors and the construction workers are standing by. All right, here we go. One guy's like, what the fuck is happening? One guy's not absorbed into the bullshit. Like, this is really crazy. First time? First time. Yeah, you never had to rebuild the building at 72 hours, have you?

That's okay. It's like Eric Andre. He destroys the same. They got to just pull one down real fast. Their schedule must be so fucking crazy. They're all so stressed out. They're calm. They're single-handedly keeping the economy afloat at that point.

You know what I mean? Yeah, they must be. They must be. Yeah, that was really good, man. I really enjoy it. They explode it. Because he costs $50 million to rebuild this set every two days. 50 million.

Leno's mangled and ripped open, but he has a really advanced cloning tech. So he's able to be fine. But he, like, drag his, like, only the middle of his body, the torso. He's like, yeah, that was really good. He's missing, like, an eye, most of his face. It's like Gus Fring from a... He's like, yeah, it's really good, man. There's a great show.

Thanks for coming. Thanks for everybody. Put me in the fact it takes back in you. So stupid. He's like a fucking sleeps 25 minutes and a vector tank and he's back. He's back. Jay Leno actually can heal way fast at regular people. Right.

That's how he survived that first explosion. Yeah, man. The first one was really that bad. It tickled a little bit that I woke up half my brain was gone. The first one. Awaken something in me. I think it's my palate. You know how. I think I can survive anything now that I think about it.

He shoots himself in a face twice. He's fine. He died. No, he dies. He overdoes it. He reaches too hard. No. He dies. No, why'd you do that? He was so funny.

He was alive at the first shot, but he got greedy and he shot himself again. He killed himself. This has been chaotic. We're going to go to questions. Jesus Christ. That was almost a 35-minute rant. about Jay Leno's new show. I really like that. Cars, comedians, and communism.

All right. And questionable. He's just saying words now. They're just seize. They're just sees. Questionable, Rodin. We're going to move on to questions from our patrons over at patreon.com slash a snarktaker. I forgot to say at the beginning of the show, whatever.

Whatever. Questionable, Rodin. He says, what is this? How would you feel? How would you feel if you died and went to hell Only to realize that you're the only person bad enough to go there I would assume there's something wrong Yeah, I'd make a complaint

I'm like excuse me I turn a ruler of a darkness um Where's Hitler? I would plead my case I think I would be like hold up No way like this is no just no shot Something got mixed up Either this is not hell And you're fucking with me because that's what my hell is That you're fucking with me

That's how I would be thinking about it. Now, so that means nobody else is in there. You're the first one? You're either the first one or you're the only person in all of human kind to qualify for hell. I'm so not that bad. I would ask what qualifies me to be in hell. Everybody else prayed before they died or got baptized. But then I would all.

Everyone but me. So I was just so stubborn. So what you have to do, though. Remember that. Remember that. If you have a time, because, you know, if you spontaneously die, then you can't. But be like, Jesus, forgive me for all my sins. Also, Allah, whatever.

Yeah, yeah. And whatever else exists. That's true. Cast a wide net. Huge net. And then say, I believe you in whatever. And then that, because that's literally from what I've been taught. That's the only stipulation.

You got to mean it, though. I didn't. That's not what they're. told me. That is not what they tell you. You gotta really be like, you just got to repent. Apparently, if you're baptized, you're fine. Yeah, well, if you're, in certain sects anyway, I don't know. If you're not, well, the, the point of baptism is supposed to be if you don't get baptized, you're fucked. Because, right, so basically everybody asked, so what about fucking, you know, babies that didn't have the opportunity? Well, they're fucked. No, they go to purgatory. Well,

at least that's, all the, do all the babies. That's where a, dude, that's my favorite level in Dates Inferno And the little babies with the hooks I'm like what the hell is this That was so cool I thought that was like This is metal as fuck We're just like slaughtering demon babies

You can like Grab them slam them down and shit It's crazy Just grab one and just squeeze Fuck ass And I think it was Cleopatra That was taking those babies out of her fucking nipples It's like you

Wait Yeah so there's a What are you're at? The same game Is that a giant Cleopatra I'm pretty sure it's Cleopatra. And she's, like, giant. And then her tits and there's tongues out of her fucking nipples.

And then she grabs, like, she grabs to put her hand up to her nipples and throws babies. It's on that platform that's like ascending. And then after that you fight Anthony, I think. You know, some guy I think she was fucking or something like that. You fight angels right in that game, right? No. You don't fight any, you don't fight any, anything holy. No, you're just in hell fucking with all the dumb shit in there.

Being up the devil. the poor devil's down there mine in his own goddamn business and this fucking angry white dude shows up and he's like, you're not safe and he's like what

and he starts to be in his ass that's exactly how it went out that's that was that was how the moral of that story is that white men can achieve anything achieve anything yeah you can fucking

beat the devil you can kill hell look at Cratos God had a problem that's true because the angriest white man ever though literally killed everyone

yeah Cratos is like how DMX sounds. Yeah. Yeah. Like if you turn DMX's vocals into a person, it's that's Cratos. Yeah.

Yeah. You think you'd be Sun Wokong? People argue that question. If Kratos could be Sun Wokong. Yes. I don't, but I think it's possible. I think so because I think the Greek gods are,

like Sun Wukong, according to black myth you got his ass whooped he got jumped he got jumped though he got to well he it's all's fair and love and war you know

little hiccup fucking nigga hit him with that axe according made destroy according to black myth makes it sound like you have your own

we have our own lore according to black lore I don't know man I feel like Kratos should win but I think Sun Hul Kong

as a character so like Kratos is so like Kratos is ridiculous and like but like he doesn't do anything that contradicts like existence as a whole opposed to wukon consistently like i'm just gonna eat that i'm just gonna go to hell and fuck the devil three times and then my friends can't die now like even though kratos does like he does like oh i beat up i beat up like i i fought my way out of dying technicals in multiple times

doesn't he die doesn't he die in ascent not sension the psp one he dies there he kind of just doesn't want to die anymore. He comes back. He dies in every major game. Really? He does? Yeah, so the first one gets killed by Aries.

Oh, no he goes. He goes into the hole. So he's in Pandora. He climbs out of the underworld. Yeah. He's in Pandora's bar. Right now with Ram Trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees.

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of yours recently. that said 20 billion one.

20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24 7, 365.

Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. Ox, well, not Pandora's. I'm sorry, he's in the Pandora's Temple. And, fuck, I think the whole most ridiculous part of that entire franchise is fucking Ares is still in like Sparta or wherever the fuck he is,

nowhere near Cratos. And he's like, oh, he retrieved the box, grabs a piece of a pillar, throws it, I don't know, a thousand miles and pinpoints impales Caredes his chest. And I'm like, this guy's too good. How do you beat that? How do you beat? You can't, there's a guy that is so far away. There's no, he just like, oh, here, kills him.

Somehow Cratus still is able to beat him somehow with someone that is that accurate from that far away. But listen to the Litch is. It's so funny because it's like, they try to mundaneify the last two games. And it's like, how do you Monday? This nigger is insane. Like, the fact that Kratos had any sort of problem with anyone in the Norse mythology after the shit he did so easily in the previous one. Just like, this is the guy that like died and then it was like, I don't want to be dead and just stop being dead. Yeah.

He just came back. Like in the one for PSP, he goes to like Elysium and he's like, I don't want to be here anymore. He just leaves. Well, he leaves. He just leaves. Well, he leaves because he had an action. of a selflessness because he was like, oh, I can just stay here with Calliope.

The most iconic moment we got to push her away. You got to keep circle, circle, circle. You got a button-mash circle to get her away. That is my favorite moment in a series. You know what I did? I got all my fingers together and I'm like, I was fucking like, I put the controller down and I don't. Don't fucking touchy, stupid ass game.

Get away for me, slut. And I was like, hell. part black. I'm going to abandon you like a nigger. The fact that they put that music on that interaction, I think they had to know. They had to know. They were like, this is funny as fuck. Well, it was funny.

I don't know if it was that music. I can't remember. It's been so long since I played it. I think, Dad, no. It's just like comes to get us back in and you're like. I think it was like, I don't remember. But that was, what I liked about that PSS. P game though was that how it tied into um because you didn't know it came out after god of war

two and so um michael clark duncan who played atlas yeah you didn't know why they had beef because it's not explained and i'm not like what the fuck happened i wonder what happened and it's explaining so atlis tried to fucking uh destroy the world with i think pesefony yeah was it and then they failed and then he was sentenced to carry the world and he's like fuck you nigger I hate you. I hate you. I'm fucking tired, bitch. I'm fucking tired, bitch. I think that he's holding up the world. I think that's such a...

Dude, mythology is so insane. I love it. It's just like, what the fuck is going? I was just like, how did this nigga lose? He's so strong. It was overpowered. He was very much so the most ridiculous God on all of them. And it's really...

Even more than Zeus. Like, I think, like, he was just genuinely the most ridiculous God we saw. Yeah. Like Zeus was the king because they said he was the king, not because of the shit he would do. Aries would do shit constant. And I'm like, this niggas is unstoppable. Yeah. What is wrong with this?

Did you guys see that series about the Greek gods? It was made by the same studio. I mean, um, yeah. Did you see it? I watched it, yeah. Yeah, do you see both seasons? Yeah, I finished seven seasons. Yeah, I did.

Yeah. The second season was really good. I liked it. I liked it a lot until the end. It ended really stupid. I forgot how it ended. He just gets killed. the domain guy that just gets killed

they're like we should stop all this war and bullshit and like save the universe and they're like no then they summon they summon the thing that eats universe I forgot what it's called I don't remember but homie just gets stabbed

like Aries just kills her and I'm like oh no Hades Hades just kills his nephew and I'm like wow this is on brand for you guys How do I not remember that? It's so weird I don't even remember that whatever Beattie suck man

Yeah this that though wrote in says who'd win in a fight one giant Andre 3,000 one giant Andre 3,000 or 3,000 Andre the Giants How giant is Andre the giant? That's a great question I love the wording of that How giant is Andre 3,000? It's one giant Andre 3,000.

So, okay, so. What's giant? Giant, I would think, like, mythical. So, like, what, like a couple stories? Like, a couple stories? Like, at least, I would imagine, like, at least, like, six stories, like, no shorter than six stories. I think those hundred thousand are, the three thousand Andre the giants are killing them. No way.

Three, six, they can jump on him and bite him in his ankles enough that his killies will disappear. I just think that, like, he can. The giant can just, it's like fighting ants at that point. It's like. Well, six stories is an ants. So, okay, cockroaches. Six stories is kind of ants. Six stories is really tall, but the idea of.

They're also proportionally that, like, listen, like, I understand what you're saying. But functionally, it's, it's, I guess it's more like moths, you know, or like a big bug. I feel like it's, but like there's, it's still bugs. Yeah. It's more like kittens, 3,000 kittens against a grown man. No. In size comparison, I would say yeah. Maybe a newborn kitten?

Yeah. Yeah, oh, you're saying kitten. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like a new, like a fresh kitten. They're able to move around something like that, but like it's just like that. I think I got to give it to Giant Andre. Yeah, because he's just, he's just stepping on him to Hayeah. Like, you just step on, oh, oh, and he just, you just, yeah, he's winning.

Dang. I think they have the 3,000 Andre the Giants have potential, but like they can't, they're just simply not going to be able to. maneuver in the same. Like, it's like a giant Andre the thousand could just knock a building over and that's like even way more than he could do on his own.

Yeah. And also 3,000, it's a lot, but it's, it's not, you talk about like a million? That's a different story. Oh, no,

a million. That's a slatter. That's a swarm. But like, but like 3,000, I think it's like, 3000 is a lot. It's a lot,

but it's not so much that I feel like, you have to imagine. Okay, so six story tall Andre 300,000. Six stories between like what, 12 to 15? So you figure his,

just his footstep is got to be like 11 feet. Yeah. That's like, from a vertical standpoint, that's like, that's a lot. That's a lot per footstep. Yeah, I don't know. If they were more agile, I think,

because they used to have guns and that many bullets will definitely kill you, even if you're like, well, yeah. Even if you're like, Even if you're a giant Like maybe like seven good shots of a gun Is gonna kill a giant even

I don't I'm trying to find this page right here Where this guy sometimes does like These like Gimley and Legalus versus 10 million orcs Like it's just it's just dumb shit like that It does it the odd of the visual of them Like running into each other and fighting

Yeah and fighting I was trying to find the one I was trying to find them I mean 10,000 Spartans versus 8,000 Sam Right. Oh, this is the one that I wanted to see. I think it was 1,000 homelander's versus 500,000 Spartans.

And I was like, this is so fucking absurd. But of course, the Hornlanders would destroy that. The Hornlanders destroy them. Homelander could probably by himself destroy all those Spartans. 1,000? I was like, that's still too many. So they're like throwing a bunch of shit, but like. That's insane.

Yeah, it's over. That's crazy. Yeah, homelander can fucking fly. When you can fly and it slam into the floor and not die, you are automatically way too strong. Yeah, and when like most things can't hurt you. Like, a Hup, Spartan is just a person. Yeah.

They're just tough people. But what happens is they got romantic because of the freaking 300. Everybody's like, they're so dangerous. And it's like, you don't remember them losing wars? Well, they're dangerous. They were getting killed by other people there too. They were the best fighters. They're dangerous.

They're dangerous in a, you know, like a fucking Toyota dealership. They're like a dangerous. They're dangerous if you're Persian. They're dangerous if you're Persian or if you're a modern-day person in most places. Right. Remember how Britain surely swept through

and annihilated them? Remember that stuff? Right, right. Yeah. They're fucking guns. Later. Yeah. Once the one's,

yeah, modern gun shit. So I asked the rock for his autograph. I told him, my name is Derek Blackman. He death grip my balls and said, it's about dick.

That'd be crazy. Oh, wow. Yeah. Anyway, he wrote in. Did you want it? I don't know, man. And he says, sup prime,

prime up? Poly, Rath and Snorlax. What was the first one? Prime Ape? Prime Ape. Polyrath and Snorlax? Who are these people?

Prime Ape's the monkey from Pokeyman. The fuck's a Snorlax? The Lark's the big Rutan one. He's the big gay one. Who's a Polly Rath? Wait, why are these us? Polyraff? Why are you Polly Rath?

I think he's primate. I think I might be primate. You do have the skin of Prime Ape. You're around the same color. You're Snorlax, clearly. Yeah, for sure. And I'm Polly Rath? I guess you're Pollyrath?

Yeah. Yeah, whatever. I hope you all... Damn. I know this is fair. No offense, but you're fucking gay. No offense, but you're fucking gay. No offense, but I'm going to...

Dumbass black person that shouldn't be able to vote, but no offense. No offense. No offense, but you're worse than me in every way. I hope you all have a nice fall. Question for you guys. What video game vehicle would you like to have and use IRL? I personally would get Axel's car in Twisted Metal 2 because no doubt it'll be fun to drive.

It's a car. If someone cuts me off or shoot an missile out of. Dude. Do you know Axel? Yes. It's the big wheel? It's just some dude in the center of two tires. It is so fucking funny.

It's like, I was like, why with anybody? I have to ask Jaffey about that next time I'm on like anything with him because I'm just like, what? Who? Who thought of this? It is so. Damn stupid. It's so absurd. It literally is just like a basically of a Truvian man. Yeah.

Yeah. With like tires connected to his wrists. And that's how he drives around. Like, monsters. Is it him? For anyone who hasn't seen it. The car is him, basically. Because he's the axle.

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan. which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one.

20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. That is so motherfucking stupid. Yeah, exactly. That's so dangerously dumb. I would love that vehicle, though.

Such big fucking... Imagine rolling out to work in your hand wheels? Where do you? even like it's not street legal where can you park it's you it's you you can't like get out of it you can't even like you have to go into the office

that way you gotta help with the wheels deflate sit back into your wrist welcome to the show Axel in today's car it's axle he just he's sitting on Axel's shoulders

and it's like this is new car I don't know what it's called it's just the guy with wheels on his wrist what's going on He turns the ignition explodes. Sets on fire. What ignition. He turns his ear, I guess. He puts a key in his ear.

He snapped as he snapped his neck. He steps a key in the guy's ear. Oh. Relax a little bit, won't you? Relax a little bit. Relax a little bit. I've got to pull the choker. And then you're like, fucking starts pulling his dick.

He's like, well, there's a little throttle, you know. Get the juices going. That is insane. Just out here to master. I mean, I think I'm a Massry. Oh, oh!

At least producers keep giving me broken cards. At this he's having it, I think I'm going to become the Joker, I think. I think I'm going to

become the Joker. He was a change of war drove into the Joker in the middle of the episode. Self-aware he is of me, too. I think I'm going to become the Joker. I think I're going to become the Joker, I think.

Commissioner Jay Leno is Guggler J.Logger. I just fucking hate Jay Leno so much. I hate it even more because of it is. I hate him so much. Imagine hating somebody more based on a complete hypothetical that you invented about them. That you're aware that you invented about him, too. It's like there's no, obviously this is not real in any sense. But we kind of chop.

zone this into reality somewhere. You can do it, man, because that's what happened to John Sina. I never give a fuck about him until, like, some of these dumbass means popped up of him. And I was like, oh, seems all right. Yeah. I was like John Sina. I just, I didn't watch. I didn't watch. Yeah, Ruth of Regis's aggression, really. Yeah, that was my era of wrestling. That's when I got into it. Like, he's pretty cool. I like Randy Orne. You weren't a lot about like Randy. He's a bad person. Like his evil made me feel good about the thoughts I had. I remember the first time I saw John Sina, I remember it was like a

commercial for like a Fred movie where like he was like oh right and Fred's and Fred's dad John Sina and they said it like it was like supposed to mean something it's supposed to mean something it's supposed to mean something to me and I was like I don't know who that is that's right the Fred movie anybody seen the Fred movie anybody who gets into it he takes out of gullies and he's like a friend movie anybody think the fucking friend movie you had this friend movie you bet hope of my idea you know everything else about her I'm gonna kill him right I'm going to quit you. You read his Fred Murray.

John's seen is in it, but I haven't John seen it. I haven't shit. That's a, that is, yeah, that's a, that's a Jay Leno joke. Yeah, yeah. Boom. Everybody starts a laughing.

Or he just, like, or he just, like, reads ironic shit or something. Like, oh, look at this. What this says? Isn't that funny? You're like, oh. His Bob went off inside of a building. You hear the news about these fucking filthy Palestinians?

I actually don't know what Jay Leno feels about that. to be honest with you. I can just assume... He's rich. Other than him being extremely rich, so you know which way he leans. Right. You know who's been in his pockets already. So it's like...

Yeah, it's... You get richer and richer and richer. I mean, there's so many examples of that. Oh, but... Yeah, car. Fictional car. Oh, right. Oh, ghost.

You got a fat car. What do you mean? Oh, we got a ghost. Like from Hala? Yeah. Oh, that would be so scary. I feel like I would... I feel like getting in that thing would be...

Because I feel like... I feel like it's so much harder to drive than the game makes it seed. I feel like... There's no way, there's no possible way that Chiefway understands how to drive one of those. I think that, like, they say he gets in and, he's like, no, he's not. This is not, it's not a human thing. Well, they're specifically. I guess because they probably stole them and they were like, let's figure out of work them.

Yeah, they're specifically trained, I guess. A Marine definitely is not. We're getting at him and be like, what's going in and just your average fucking Marine. Your average Marine today probably doesn't know how to drive a normal car super well. You know? Probably. I believe that. Yeah.

What's with the face? Nothing, man. You fucking, the few of the proud of the Marines, are you one of those fucking weirdos? It's not about them being Marines. It's about them being Americans. Yeah. I'm aware. And based on my, look, man, I don't know, man.

I've driven a lot in this country. I've driven across it. Now where can people drive. No, the only people can drive is me crazy. Nice. Yeah. That's a J-Lano joke. Yeah.

They didn't know it was. You got me crazy, you stupid niggie. Oh my fucking God. I think stupid, it's silly, are so much better than like, there's so much better

beside the word niggas, you know? Yeah. Like, you silly black person, what do you do? I think that's so mean. You silly black is pretty good.

Silly black. Lucky Kev. Lucky Kevro and he says, Hey, Chris, Derek, and Sweene, who is gay. Wait,

you don't have your little cheese seeds in your, in your water. I remember my fruits earlier today. I had I need him. I was sorry, we did it a little bit later today. I had him a little fruity juice. And nothing.

Like you guys. Wait, what the fuck? What's your wildest hear me out? And nothing boring like some alien or monster that's just a human but blue. Mine would be Excella from Resident Evil 5, but only when she's mid transforming into her boss form. That is so disgusting. I don't know what Excels. I don't remember.

That's a bitch you fight on a boat. Excella? The pendant, the one that has her titty's halfway out. She has, like, that white satin thing, and she has, like, a pendant on, and she, like, starts turning into a monster. And she gets, like, she's, like, she's, like, a, she has, like, a, like, a fishy shell, sort of, like, on the boat. Yeah. I only remember fighting that South African fag on the boat. Sorry, that, he's, you know, that, what, that, that, that dumb white guy, that's all, like, you, you know, you, you know that one guy, and you fight him on the boat.

And he's, like. I know who Excel is entirely. I just don't remember her boss fight, but I remember. I remember her. I just can't remember her fight. I remember the dumb white guy. What was his name? He had like that dumb South African... I don't remember.

How do you not remember that guy? He's like the only cheesy villain guy in the movie. He's like, he he, he, he did, even the way that he talks. This is her. Yeah. He's pulling up the scene right now. Yeah, I remember, I remember her tits in the white dress. I just don't...

Yeah, I'd bash her in time. So mid-transformation. I'm trying to look for like the mid... That's the thing. I don't remember what she looks like right there. She's all mad because that guy... I never got this deep into the game. Because Wesker won't fuck her.

Westers like... Well, Wesker's not... He's way far beyond pussy. Wesker... Wesker's... Wesker's misogynistic to people. Yeah, he's not... He has no concerns about, like, food and, like, pussy.

His dick don't work at all anymore. Yeah. I mean, she just looks like a bunch of tentacles. Because she falls into the water and she starts transforming. I know that I mean I don't know I'm watching the scene No it's the pile thing

Keep a keep fast forward A little bit huh This game's so ridiculous Wow I forgot about this part I mean you look You already lost me Oh this point he's talking about That's not

I mean it's just I don't really see it My guy I gotta be real Who's my wildest hear me out So it's just like Wow this hear me out That's not just

The thing that's weird About his hear me out Right is that she is he saying that that's what gets him going when she starts having tentacles before she's just a big titted whore because like

like you know like that's what's like too you know what I mean so graphic but I guess I know what you mean you're like whoa you don't remember that fucking white weird dude and he talks like he talks like this you don't remember that guy I don't remember the other guy I can't fucking remember his name

I remember Wesker I remember Joe being a villain that's Skilvin McCreekey Shut the fuck You don't remember Skelvin, dude? You don't remember Skelvin McCreeky from Resident Evil 5? Were you even paying attention? It's Skelvin. I guess, okay, so the thing, it,

I've been thinking, I've been ruminating on the question, I guess. But for me, I think, the spider from, oh, what the fuck is that movie? James in the Giant Peach. That makes sense. Oh, the spider? Yeah, the spider's pretty bomb.

Ricardo Irving. I forgot about that, I forgot about that. Yeah, like, he, he transformed because you shoot him on the boat. Like, you have these things on, you have the, the machine guns on the side of the boats

or whatever the fuck they're called. And you got to, it's just another dumb, yeah, that may be the ocean fight where you're actually on the water. Yeah, that's when you're in, and it's like,

it's like, you gotta shoot the orbs on this, like the fucking weird, like, ball, sats. Yeah, something like that. Well, he's like hanging in the mouth or something.

And then you shoot him off and then he, like, desecrates. I remember. Yeah. And he's like writhing on the floor. I remember that one came back to me now, yeah. Yeah.

I don't know. I don't know. I feel like most characters that are, for me, the closest is like the, the cat girl from, from darksockers. But even her, it's like, I wouldn't fuck her, but I wouldn't fuck her. I'd be like, this is, you have pause. Yeah. I, I, I thought you meowed. Miao, meow, meow.

If you'd be out, I would have, I would have, I would have to stop the podcast of how vulgar I would have. Miao, no, yeah, no, Felicia's, she's bad. I couldn't know. She has, she's, she's too cat for me. Yeah, I would just, I would just, like, Morgan is where the line stops from me even. Like, Morgan is like, what does mean the line stops? She just has wings. She has wings.

She literally just has wings. That's where my line, like, that's it. You're not, that's not even a line. That's stupid. Oh, no. Wings. I'm, so there's like this, there's a scale, right, from one to seven for, like, how animals I'm going to be. One is human.

two is like straight up a fucking cat or some shit like dead as a cat I can't go I'm teetering on at far as going as the three Okay so what's so let me let me Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals Well qualified current FCA lessees Get a low mileage lease on the 2026

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365.

Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. Ask, do you remember the cat, the, the, the cat, werewolves from Scooby to on Zombie Island? Yeah. Where do they fit? Probably like a four. Are they at that line? Yeah, I'm not fucking one of those. That's a cat. I don't remember exactly what they look like. That's a big ass cat person. I'm not doing that.

I feel like I remember they I wouldn't even fuck I would probably Chittara is the line I think Chittara is almost too far I think I think she actually is too far I can't remember exactly

how those cat people look I think even Lonnie from freaking What about Cheetah Cheetah? Cheetah from what DC Oh she's too far

That's pretty rough Yeah that's pretty rough Yeah No that I wouldn't do that I totally That's pretty bad My main thing is It's worse

It's the way worse It's the way worse There's a cat Because they have Complete cat faces They just have only human like hair and

proportions yeah yeah yeah I remember it being like different I think I remember like the mid transformation scene or something where they're still

mostly people but they have the eye that's like you know the vertical pupil or whatever the moment the moment you get

animal ears I'm like yeah I'm kind of out of this fight yeah I have one so I have one hear me out here so you know your boy you know your boy

oh cool I like how you're loading. Thanks. Okay. Oh, wait, wrong bitch. So, yeah, your boy still plays Raid Shadow Legends. And they just introduced a new faction The Sylvan Watchers.

And a lot of them are like wood elves and like some of them are kind of like, you know, kind of centaur. You know, there's some, there's some stuff on there. So there's this like Sater bitch right here that like, I was like, all right. So basically it's just the legs that are Oh, I see

But I was like I think I can Okay I think I can go past that Because it's just the legs Yeah I'm not even looking at the leg That's usually out of frame anyway

Yeah I'm saying I'm not looking at the lights I can't even see them There's a character from critical role Name Fern right Yeah No there isn't Here is

There is No there isn't I watching No there's not But her name is I'll show a picture of her And I'm like You're too far But like

You know Like Anyone listening look up um aela life braid from uh from raid so you can see the the she's got like horse like ankles basically yeah she's like a satyr but then she also has her ears or like kind of in that goady kind of thing oh that would be distracting that would see i didn't notice it though really so that's why i think like put your hair over it the hair over it i think put your hair over it i'm not i can't even begin that would make me so i would i would go to a blind rage when i was sleeping with a woman

and then her hair moved and then she had goate ears? No! No! I'd come so much harder though but I'd be like, no! Lean, mean, king, Pinedin, says hello, Seam and Queens.

Have you guys noticed these life hack videos along the lines of, oh my God, you've been doing this wrong the whole time and they proceeded to do the most retarded shit imaginable? No. For example, I saw a guy cut a pint of ice cream into quarters and stick popsicle sticks in them

with the tagline, oh, M.G, I've been eating ice cream wrong the whole time. Look, that's just, no. Look, it should be noted that this is literally the point of this content, right? It is literally, like, a lot of it, I've seen some stuff that is actually kind of useful, but like, for the most part, it is just absurd shit that would be so cumbersome to do

that it gets you to comment, this is so stupid. Yeah. Like, that's kind of the new meta now. There's no authentic, there's no more, like, we're past the point of the days when the internet was built as a tool for people to help each other out with certain things. Right. Like, now it's just like, we want people to click. Right. And we want

people to comment. You know, comment. We want. No, 100%. You know what I notice is like, every time I put a spelling error in a tweet, it gets more engagement. Yeah. So I've been like, oh, you're fucking dumb Chris and it's like, okay, yes. Yeah, or they comment with like a correction. Oh, correct. You know, which is engagement, which is a click.

It's click through. It's more important, actually, because it's actually like engaging. And so it's, people are, eager to feel smarter than everybody around them. So in any way that they can present themselves to the world as like, oh, well, this person's stupid and I'm smarter than this person, they'll do it. Even if it's completely intentional on the person's behalf, it's real. And so this is part, this is one of them. I've seen some stupid shit on like life hacks where it's like life hack, microwave a fucking gun.

And it's like, make the bullets hotter. Microw waving a gun is so stupid. Make the bullets honor. The guns just shoot it off and you're like, I can't wait till the gun? 30 seconds left. I mean, somebody would do it,

man. There was that one chick that, that little girl that died recently because there was a, a, on TikTok on the main page on how to affixiate yourself. That is fucking wild. And then she's like,

let me try. And then she died. And I'm like, what fuck, man? When I was like, such a waste. That's so sad. That makes me feel really not good.

To me, I'm just like, well... Why are you so stupid? Exactly. Because my thing, I'm like, oh, she wasn't going to make it that far anyway. Unfortunately. But, I mean, that's real, though. That's cruel, but real. Because, like, most kids would see that a fixation video be like, that's crazy.

I'm not doing that. I don't know. Honestly, I question that sometimes, too, because it's, like, I feel like it's really just a matter of, like, freak accidents. Or, like, freak lapses in judgment? Because there are stupid people that I'm astounded. You made it this long? You know what I mean? There are people, like, how the fuck?

Did Jordan Peters would make it this long? Well, he was probably rich. Well, see, but he's not, he's not, well, he wasn't. He got, I mean, his whole, his whole thing, his origins was, you can see, all he was was just, I'm this Toronto guy. Peterson. He blew up on that fake. See?

Peterson. There's something about the term origins that sounds so, like, dramatic. Yeah. It's like his origins. And I'm thinking, like, I immediately imagine him, like, I immediately imagine Jordan Peterson in, like, the spiked. Spider-Man 3, like on top of the gargoyle in the rain. That goes a little hard.

It makes me mad because I think that's cool. Do you think he understands? Do you think like they understood how hard that would go? Like that image? I think they had an idea of it. I think I think what happens with badassery. People have ideas of how badass things are. And sometimes like for Ghostbred Soros and Ghost Rider, right?

Ghost Rider like somebody thought it was really badass. And it's fairly badass. but the longer time goes by, it gets dumber. But that image of him being all black with the rain on him is way more badass than that movie is at all. That movie is not badass at all. It's in fact really sad, a really sad portrayal of a person. Speaking of engagement, there's a YouTuber.

I found out I've been watching this guy. I don't know if I mentioned it on, I think I mentioned on the last episodes or whatever. I've been watching this guy named the Birdman. he got a little popular from shitting on cinemasins. Oh yeah, yeah. Basically everything wrong with cinemasins or whatever. And then he every once in a while just goes out of his way to shit on small content creators that shit on him.

It's funny because most people don't do that. Most people are like, oh, I don't want to punch down. He's like, I don't give a fuck. But anyway, it's fucking fun. I was like, this is crazy. So there's a guy with like, you know, a thousand subscribers or less and he just fucking dismantles his video. But this guy, he made videos, this guy that he was shitting on, he made a video.

he made a video talking about how Spider-Man 2 sucks and Spider-Man 3 is great and I'm like, I see what you're doing Yeah, there's no way you can actually believe that Yeah, come on If you're a fan of movie or film But I was like, oh, this is perfect That's just like, look, you're getting people upset

I love Spider-Man 3 More than I should But it's in no world Are they close? I'd be like me trying to make a video essay arguing that Mortal Kombat 95, Mortal Kombat's a good fucking movie. It's just stupid.

It's like, no, it's not. I enjoy the movie, but that's different. It's like, it's like, Married with Children is the most important contribution. You know what I mean? It's like, listen. Like, I like me some married with children. I like it, all right?

But this is not brought up often. Fuck off, you dumb bitch, hor. Get off, but you stupid bitch. Can you believe this dumb bitch? Jay Leno was in the background for the reason. Ladies and gentlemen, Ed O'Neill, get the fuck out of here hey peg Nick peg why are you in my house

you dumb slut you fucking dumb sleigh oh you fucking dumb slut Peg let me chewing your fucking vaginal discharge like bubblegup bag He would not be that interested No he would not He would he would throw up

He's so disson He's so He does not love He does not love And does not find attractive That's crazy 100% And he flirts with every hot chick

That comes around him He's always like Oh this is so great It's really because I don't think Peg I think it's supposed to be like, isn't she like conventionally attractive to everyone else but him? And then she's just like, he's just like, oh, my fucking bitch wife, I can't stand the fucking whore. I want to choke her to death in my sleep.

I can't stand my gay fucking son and my stupid dumb whore daughter. I want to kill him money. I got a dog. I call him nigger. Fucking asshole. There you go. There's another one. There you go.

I called the dog the hard heart. Oh, my God. Dude, that's fucking, that's absurd. But yeah, he just doesn't. But that show, I mean, that show, look, it came out when divorce was skyrocketing. It was pretty clear. Divorce is in. We need a show.

Women in autonomy. And then all of a sudden there was like a little subset of guys that realize that, oh, I have to, I either, all I can do is either complain about how everything sucks and women sucks or I have to be better because then, you know, the women are going to keep leaving us. So they made a show for here's our money, the guy that sucks, Kyle. won't fuck his wife who's actually kind of bomb you know they just make her dress stupid and uh i'm gonna start a club of hating women and my life sucks as i sell shoot you know like it was basically the caricature of every guy that complains it's basically insales now right it's what it's what an insal is now but it was still funny it's still a complete bullshit premise but it's still fun i love how bitter he is i love how much he hates his son right because it's so he can't stand his kid

I think it's... He doesn't hate, but he just thinks he's just kind of... He's just like, he's kind of a wuss. That's it. He doesn't really... He didn't really hate him. But it's a story of like how fucking Hank Hill just can't understand Bobby being neurodivergent.

He just can't do it. He can't grasp the fact that his son is... Oh, totally. I mean... Your son's on the spectrum. That makes sense. That makes sense. Now, Bobby, listen clear.

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What's that fucking movie where they tried to steal a car from like the top floor of a building? It's right. Wasn't that Fast and Furious? Where they drive the car? It wasn't Fast and Furious. It was like a dumb comedy with like. Fashion Furious? The heist.

It was like Ben Stiller. Tower Heist? Tower Heist. I think that's what it was. I saw that movie. That was like Eddie Murphy coming back. Yeah, yeah. It was Eddie Murphy, I think Ben Stiller, I think.

Yeah, Ben Stiller. And then like a couple people and they tried, I think there was like a car in like the top floor of like a building and they tried to get it. That's how I'm imagining it. That's how Jalen his cars is. It's just got like one really like kind of a cramped apartment despite how big it is. Yeah.

But it's all full of cars. His fridge is sitting in like the back seat of like a convertible. It's a climb over it to open. It's the most, he gets out of his bedroom. through cars like a series of moving through cars. So inconvenient. You only needed to walk 10 feet from the bedroom

to the bathroom, but you got to scale two cars, go around a Jeep and he got to see his forearm and his grip is crazy because of how much he climbs and shit. He's like a fucking ape. Damn, you're sucking cups on his fucking fingers. He's like beast.

He's like beast. He did. He's fucking hulking with muscle under his stupid fed. Like, you know, he looks fat, but no, he's... Like, he flexes and you just see muscle just rippling. That's why I can take on the fucking... He looks like Ronnie Coleman. I've seen comments online.

Everybody thinks I'm a fan retired, but actually I'm pretty... Actually, I have more raw strength than pretty much than anyone on the planet. I'm pretty, I'm pretty slow. Look at this. Bring the bull out again. Don't... He thinks the bull's head and squeezes it. It's a paste.

He digs into the... He dazed it to the floor Grabbed to a bunch of the ground Squeezed it and starts pelting it at the Oh my God Throwing it through their heads and shit Do you see it? Did you watch Attack on Titan

Like the later seasons? Yeah Or that fucking The Beast Titan Yeah the Beast Titan Just flinging And it was just going through people Why?

I'm not going to get into it What? Let's hear it. No, I was just It's just so Like you guys got to figure out something else that thing is so fucking deadly

and then who is it who is it Irvin Levi yeah Akerman Levin the guy that just beat him by himself he just fucking fought him alone No no no no no Aaron the main Aaron Eager

No not Yeager Ervin right The main character right Not that no so Aaron Yeager Are you like Alwyn Carruth The captain Levi Levi Anckerman yeah You think the small dude

No no no he's not the captain You're thinking of... Levi is literally the captain. No. Captain Levi. No, that's not him. You're thinking of Alvin Carruthers. Yeah, I'm thinking of...

What are you? I'm thinking of the guy that takes orders from Levi. Oh, I forgot. I think it's Irving. Yeah, I think it's Irvin. That's what I was trying to say. That guy was like,

convinced everybody to just charge. And I was like, this is the... I almost wanted to turn it off because I was like, this is so fucking sad. You watch the title on Titan? I watched the whole series. You really?

You actually finished the series? Yeah. When you're this... Dude, started in 2013, right? I think when the series first came out over here, a foundation or whatever the fuck. And then it took two trillion years to finally finish. You're invested.

I have to see how it ends. Ended. The ending was shit. Well, of course it was. It was because it started off good. And then the main guy was like, I'm a fucking crazy asshole. I'm a fucking,

I'm a terrorist in fact. I'm a fucking dumb fascist idiot. And I'm going to make the most unsatisfactory ending possible because this is what I want. And again, that's what happens, though. You know, artist has control of their product, they can do what they want. And unfortunately, sometimes

instead of making a satisfactory ending, they're just like, I just want to do what I want. And that's the product. I think Hunter, I think that show suffers because war, first and foremost, you don't see the whole part about Aaron becoming so radical, you don't see in the show. In a manga, it goes to all of that. Like, when he was captured, that's a whole like 30, 40, 50 chapters of that of him going crazy, which always was kind of crazy. Well, I will say, like, Him, you know, him, it's the whole, it's, it's kind of wild how all that kind of works out at the end, especially if you've seen. But long story short, just the way that, the way that it ended, I think the only thing that really matters when you're telling a story is that the ending is satisfactory. It doesn't have to be, it has to be satisfactory, meaning even if it's like dark and horrible, still needs to be satisfactory, right?

Like, I can see this outcome like, okay, it didn't make me feel good, but I understand. It didn't have that. No, I think the whole problem with that series is that like this motherfucker saw the future. He saw the world going bad. He saw that it was going to happen no matter what. And he still made the choice to do fucked up things and kill people for no reason. Because it was just going to continue again. I think that ending, I really think that show has one of the worst endings like ever.

I think it's a terrible ending. People are like, it's not terrible. And I'm like, dude, it's really bad. It's up there. It's up there with like being a. extremely unsatisfactory, which is like the way that... It was just not sensical. That's why it would just, it would, they gave a plot point explaining.

They explained that Aaron saw the future and he saw that the cycle will continue if he does this. Well, he didn't, he doesn't say paradisi. He doesn't say paradisi. It just feels bad. It just feels bad that Aaron Yeager essentially turned into a fucking DC villain. That's basically kind of what happened. He turned into like a fucking fascist and I was like, this is so dumb.

It was just like, oh, that in. feel good. But that's most, that's most endings in general. I feel like, especially but not, not to be disrespectful, particularly in anime, there's a common thing where the ending is often, it's hard to end. It's hard to end them well. Well, especially when you go on for hundreds, hundreds of chapters of something. Yeah, when you drag on for a long. And you've got like one piece. I love one piece. One piece, this ending is going to probably be bad. What are good endings for anime, you think? Cowboy B-Bobobobob. Hunter for what we got for the most part, ending was really good.

I don't watch that. Oh, Death Note ended up. Yeah, and did end shit, of course. I don't, I didn't finish

Death Note. Yasha, pretty good ending. Dragon Ball Z, pretty good ending. Yeah, Dragon Ball Z. Not,

not, not, I honestly don't even but Dragon Balls Z. I think Dragon Ball and Dragon Balls probably ended pretty well, right?

I don't think anybody. I ended well, too. But like, I'm counting those two series. I'm not counting G. GT and Super's like that. Any of those are series.

Even Super's ending, though, got kind of silly where it ended was cool. Is it over? I don't know. Well, I mean, he's gone. I don't know if they're bringing back Super.

I know they're bringing back Super. I know he's gone. Because the Dragon Ball manga is not even like it's beyond super. It's beyond Dragon Ball's ending now. Like it just got to that point where it's like going past that. What do you mean? Like the ending of Dragon Ball where Pan is like flying around or with Goku and they're like training. The manga for Dragon Ball Super just got beyond that point.

Like now they're going into that point of the series. I don't know. We're going to see the fight with. my pike will ube and everything and then it's going to be what happens next whenever they do that which they're going to continue where he's like, but they're like, we don't know when. Oh yeah, that's right, because I forgot that

that, all right. Super and everything. I totally forgot that Super takes place in between that weird period in time. For some reason. That is so fucking weird. I don't even know what the hell is going on right now. Do you know when that takes place?

No. So at the end of Dragon Ball Z, you know, they kill Majibu, and then 10 years pass. And then, like, Ube is, like, reincarnated. Like, he's reincarnated his Oob. And then, like, it ends at the world tournament, right? Yeah.

There's a 10-year time skip or something like that. Super is going on during. Which is insane. You look so, you look so, you look. You look. You're trying to explain to a baby that the sun will set. And it's the baby's like, I'm not here. No, that's not the feeling I have.

It's, it's, it's, I have the, I completely understand. And I've just, that made me feel so uninterested in like what I watched. And I'm like, why do you get? Yeah, so. That's what I feel about the ending of the time. Yeah. So at the end of Dragon Ball Z when Goku's like at the World Tournament, he's already got, he's already like gone like ultra instinct and like.

Yeah, yeah. Like the power he has at that point is insane. Stop. Which is essentially a retcon. Stop. Oh, not essentially. It is. Well, that's what essentially means.

No, essentially is like pretty much. No, it just straight up is. Essentially, like, of its essence. It works both ways. Yeah, but it's, you're right. Colloquially, I understand what you're saying. There's like, it's like saying, this is essentially a dog. It's like, no, that's a dog.

And Jay Leno is essentially a person. Why are we flaming him so hard today, dude? It feels good. Well, we're not flamed as much as that car did. Get the fuck out of here. Yeah. We already had two? Oh, my fucking God.

Great. All right. get the fuck out of here. I don't think we answered any other questions. We answered a couple. Two, three, four? It's the first anyway. We got to...

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No, I didn't make that video. Oh. What I did. No, that's crazy if I made that video. That video existed of Zach and Chris singing Frozen and I took the Blu-ray. Because I can't remember how I did it. I would not know how to do it today. But there's a way that you could make like custom Blu-rays and stuff.

And I remember specifically like going into the Blu-ray of Frozen and like basically like copy. being it and taking the full real movie of Frozen and putting that scene where Chris and Zach are singing that part, it like putting it into its place in the movie and then letting the movie continue. And I put it on for like some family, some younger, some younger, younger child family who were not anticipating that. And I remember there was some crying. And I was giggling like a chimp.

Chish really giggle that much What is cool Because you're not funny enough To tell them a good joke When you get a chimp giggling man When you can tell jokes that are interspecies bro That's how you know you really hit it That's right

Like you're actually funny Yeah you're the funniest person in the world At that point Literally yeah Like literally yeah You tell a joke and you see an aunt Double over laughing And it's like what the fuck

What the fuck just happened dude It would die If they laugh they die, but it's worth it. They, like, weigh it on their mind. Like, I just, this is worth it. Probably. The idea of an ant laughing at all is wild to conceptualize.

That would scare the fuck out of me. That would be so terrified. It's slapping its fucking knee. Like, look, I'm like, no, no. But that's the verge of something really crazy. It would be like, it would be like, like, that is the first sign of something horrible. That is the first sign of something horrible.

On its way. Oh, yeah. The laughing ants. Like, oh. Like the rapture's coming. Like God, like God's on his way. That's the only... Ants are laughing.

I think the only thing that kind of leans in the direction of intelligent design or like the idea that like there was some thought put into this is the fact that like... insects are so abundant that they cannot speak feels like a person. patch note. It feels like an update where it's like we understand that the bug speaking was a lot. We didn't consider how many there were and how annoying that would be. So we patch that out of the game. They can't speak anymore. I feel like that's a way more complicated version of thinking about it than just they've never needed to speak words.

No, but you understand what I'm saying. Yeah, but speaking, you know, speaking is actually primitive. Like the fact that we communicate like this is actually primitive. What are you talking about? Because the fact that we have to make sounds to communicate with each other is dumb. I don't understand what you're saying. Well, should I try it? How is our communication primitive?

Because the fact that we cannot just communicate. What are you saying? I don't understand. Are you getting, are we evolving? Or are you, are you dumber? That's the thing. I don't need to speak anymore. I can just dinner a little bit?

You're just like, can you imagine, can you imagine if you genuinely, if you had like it, Like any kind of infestation in your house. Not even like a, not even like a huge one, but they were speaking. And they were like aloud. It would drive you crazy. They were laughing. Cracking the fuck up. Speaking their own fucking foreign language.

Like a foreign language. That's the it language. And then S. That's what make me hard, bro. I'm feeling I'm going to scream and I'm just like, I'm fucking crowning.

You can hear them seizing, seizuring. It just died. It sounds like fucking Donnie from Wildthorpe. I know. That's my reference. That's your base, your foundation.

And you're dying. you're like, oh, thank God. Then it's one like, you hear one dying. I like the idea of like, yeah. Now imagine that not only like in your walls or like under your floor.

Oh my God. But like in the sky. Also like loud, like bees and trees having loud conversations. Buzzing by you. Fucking whispering slurs. That was what about you?

Negro. They go into your ears. Like, fuck you. Fuck you. I know how to speak like you. I know how to speak like you. We're coming for you. We're coming for your whole kind.

We're here. We're coming. It would be so different. It would be so scary. It would be so. We would exterminate the birds. I feel like birds would become like one of the most high tier pets ever. Oh yeah.

Because birds would be like, oh, we need them to deal with this. Yeah. Like please. Or rats. We have actual pet rats. But then rats could talk. So if animals could talk in general, that would be a problem. Birds would be to humans, what baby oil is to ditty.

Yeah. Like we could literally not be satiated. Right. We would have them in abundance You'd walk out and you'd have birds come off you Like fucking venom symbiote It would fly off you It would be like the fucking what's his name

Pigeon man Pigeon man For fucking hey Arnold There's no more cars anymore because we fly by Fucking birds We have them carry us Birds would be You have the interpretation of the ending of that episode

Where he gets carried out And the sun is that he jumps off the building and dies I thought it was more of it I got bullied so much everybody fucking They broke my home What the fuck you broke my home. It's so singular.

It's so singular. You broke my house. You didn't destroy my home. You didn't destroy my belongings. You broke my home. Breaking a home feels like it's more macro than it should be. I like when he asked like who did this. I'm like, who could have done this?

Iguanas. What the fuck do you? What do you want? Like, oh, fucking praying mantis did it, Arnold. What the fuck? Like, like, why would you? There's literally only one other. There's literally only one possibility.

Like, who could have done this? People are. Arnold's like, yeah, I know, stupid. Which one? Who, which one? You just bird motherfucker. You deserve this. I know people, even though I've specifically told you I'm isolated with gay pigeons.

I don't know people, Arnold, you dumb piece of shit. I want you understand, you football-headed idiot. These are actually gay fucking bidsets They're really fucking gay You football head in shape the retard You fuck you He jumps off the building The heartwarming ending

Hary Arnold's needing He walked it while he walks That's a series finale And this man kills himself So you know how when you You walk off a ledge You walk differently than when you're just Walking straightforward

I don't know what Like you know when you're walking straight forward Right You're like When you walk off a ledge is kind of like A finality to it You like take a step off Oh yeah, like in a movie, yeah.

But like when he walks, like there's more walkway afterwards. Like it was an accident. No, there's no whoa. It's a surprise when its foot goes down. The kids are you just like. He just genuinely didn't mean. He just really didn't mean to do it. It's people, Arnold.

He just fucking slipped. We gotta get the fuck out of here. That's so fucking insane. Oh my God. All right. Mouthwashing. Mouthwashing on steam is game of the year.

Oh, man. If you like baby metal, listen to Hannaby. That is the fucking sting. I've heard it a while. I know. That's funny. I'm thinking about it.

It's like to be wild. I really can't get over the visual of him really genuinely not beating. Just what you did it do. Not really beating to walk off the ledge. Oh. Oh. That got my size. Because it's not even like you put yourself in a precarious.

position and then you fucked up like you just genuinely didn't even mean to put yourself in the precarious like he was talking to Arnold and kind of walking around as he was talking as he's a pacer and then he just walks himself that's like if you were if you had roommates and you were like sit at you like let's say

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Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with? Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. He was like, hey, guess what? And he pushes a button and it's like an airbag under your seat. But you were just sitting in your living room and then you careened through the window out of like a seven story. It's like he didn't

he didn't mean to kill you your first instinct when you see that kind of person that kind of situation is like oh that person was being stupid and they were standing somewhere they shouldn't have been standing you know?

Right right yeah yeah but no but like it's all it would be so it would all be unfair in this scenario like you've written a story about this man that is completely false. What was this guy doing near a window

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Sween, what's your opinion on the new ultimate Spider-Man by Jonathan Hickman? It's amazing, dude. It's a finally odd Spider-Man story where Peter Parker's an adult. like a successful adult that like made it with his life and he becomes Spider-Man in his 30 supposed to him as his team. Oh yeah, yeah, I heard about this. So it's really cool.

Him and meeting hate him. I feel like a little bit cooler if he was like older. Yeah. He was a grown man with kids. He's not like older. I mean like I feel like like like 50 or something would be more interesting. Oh wow.

It would be interesting because he'd be old. Yeah, kind of. Yeah. But it's like him and MJ already have a family together. Aunt May died instead Uncle Ben because of something helps happening. Jay Jonah Jameson doesn't have the Nazi haircut

What is he then? He is still inside the news News world But him and Uncle Ben Open their own one together It's the co-host of this night show But it's actually like straight up facts And actual fact

It's not like propaganda Like it usually is Or like directed It's like actually facts In opinion Because they're like in that version of the world It's like actually very controlled It's like a really overarching story

involving a bunch of other shit But it's really cool you're saying, I'm like, why do I know this? You might have heard about it. I saw like, uh, it's really, it's actually really amazing. It's really, really cool. It's a good idea for the Spider-Man. Like, I love Peter Parker.

I was my favorite character. I think Spider-Man is very, like, as a character, kind of watched out. You can do good films with him. You can do good into, like, sort of interpersonal stories. But he's kind of done so much already because he's like a 50-plus year old character. Yeah. That it's like hard to tell stories that are going to be sort of fresh with him that aren't, Because they've already been told great already.

So they try to rehash them. Well, stories aren't meant to last this long is the key. Like, this is not normal. That's not when people are like that. Like in a normal world, Spider-Man would have had like the first maybe like 100 comics and then went away forever. He would have had comics until like maybe the 90s, I think. Where he would have grown into a grown man and then had a family would have been gone. Yeah.

And then it would have been maybe someone picked up Spider-Man afterwards or like. But now it's like it's just proven money. Like if you get Spider-Man attached to anything, it's making money. That's why. That's why. When people get really mad about the second game And I'm like, I think it makes sense That he would just be like, Miles are you going to be Spider-Man now

Like I want to have kids Well, I- And fuck my wife and stuff For people mad about that? People didn't like it I mean, that's, I have problems I have problems with that game Well, that's people being like too connected to the character I think personally

That game's, the biggest problem with that game to me Is that they're written so fucking boring Every single character is written like a fucking commercial In a way that the first one wasn't Which is kind of weird to me, you know? The first one had more Yeah, it's worse It's more.

It's more extreme in that direction where it's like, there's like a whole scene where like Peter Parker and like Harry and like MJ they're hanging out at Coney Island. And like it's just supposed to be like, oh, you're just like living through this friendship or whatever. You're going to doing the different, uh,

Coney Island things. And it's like I don't, not for one second that I believe that these were friends. Like it's the most like, complimentary, like safe, sterile conversations I've ever, like,

No, even the most privileged, like, milk toast New Yorkers aren't speaking this plainly. It felt, it felt very safe, but also it's the idea they have to make it safe, you know. I don't agree. Because if it was made by like us and stuff like that, it would be. If it was made by us, let me tell you something. It'd be good. It would, it would win awards. It would win awards from the wrong people, but it won awards.

No, no, it would be like, man, it's so real. these characters feel like actual real people that's my biggest issue with it really is that that game just doesn't feel real. He seems really like a real ethnic in this one. He'd have Tim's on. He'd have Tim's on. He could have not have Tims on. Yeah, I actually...

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Sween, how do you feel about recent magic bands? Oh my God, dude. A card got banned in Commander. That was a card worth like $700. Commander, what is that? It's a format in Magic. It's like a card form. It's like instead of playing like four of every card,

they play only one of every card in commander. So it's like to make a very diverse. Okay. Yeah. Okay. So they banned a card out with hundreds of, like hundreds, maybe it's $1,000.

So it went from being really expensive because it was too good, I guess, in the construction. First of all, if you play competitive commander, you're a fucking psychopath, first and foremost. But it was too good and it got rid of it.

And it's really, it detrimental to the game. I'm not a fan of nerfing, man. I really not. I feel like, I feel like, I feel like,

you know that everybody, I feel like I just don't Nerfing is modern culture We had to deal with shit Yeah I feel like it's fine I feel like I don't have to compete

With the best The top tier people There's levels that I can never reach And I think that's okay I mean I don't know I play I play I would agree I play Digimmon competitively

That's literally what was What killed Helldivers for a while They actually reverted everything back Did you see that? Yeah I heard it did So like they did that specifically Because they kept nerfing things Because people like the highest tier players

kept finding ways to like maximize and being like okay well this is the best gun for this is the best strategy for this right and like high high high high tier players were like breezing through it right or like breezing I don't know if they were breezing there but they were able to do it like pretty they were making it easier they were making it easier for themselves and they were like oh right well how do we do this nerf that gun oh that gun that was made specifically for that character or like for to take down this enemy let's have it like not be effective now and it's just like they completely tweet everything to the point where it's like listen you you don't have to cater to your top

1% of players because that's not the most people playing. Like most people and most people and most people quite frankly are satisfied if they can reach a flow state like that. I don't know like anybody who's like

you know a top tier fucking hell divers player who's like who was disappointed that they figured out how to master the game. I would imagine that that's pretty satisfying in some way. And if you want to give those players a challenge just add another difficulty.

There's already so much. many difficulties. There's like 11, 12 difficulties in that game or something. So just add another one. Yeah. You know, just make like a crazy harder version. But you can't like make changes to the sandbox that then affect every single other player just because it's like

it might lead to like a more boring time for what like 1% of the player base who's playing on that level. Yeah, I don't. I don't. I'm in the middle where it comes like when I compete in card games, right? Yeah. There's some things that are just exploited and they're unfair to play against and for an undenjoyed.

at the higher level of the play. But at the same time, that affects, that affects, it affects everybody, right? So what happened is that, but if there's a, it does. But like, in like what way? Because the idea if you, it's by chance if you run into that, right? I would look. But isn't that okay? Well, no.

Often if you're playing the game, if you're playing, like, and this is not a video game. It's a video game, but it's a competitive card game is a different element. Yeah. A different element. I guess. But like, let's say you're playing like, you're playing the best that. It's a card. There's one card that's really fucked up

and is very detrimental to the game, right? Yeah. It's going to very likely be in several decks. So more often than not in the meadow of playing the game, you will see this card that will make your interaction with the game very unfun. I just don't. So I understand the problem with that way,

like some things you've got to take out, but also play testing and QA could solve that if you just did better QA, which no one wants to pay. Yeah, that always happens. That's definitely true. The whole, like you're never going to catch everything. You're never going to catch everything.

That's just never going to, you're never going to catch anything. Obviously, we put things to the wild. People are going to find more explicit things no matter what. But I guess I would prefer... You can do better with QA in general. I think that's a huge thing that people just don't do. I would prefer things being banned from certain types of play than nerfing the card altogether for everything, I guess. Or like nerfing, you know what I mean?

You're having something removed. I just feel like there's pretty standard practice. What you're saying, like they're catering to the fucking whales. Yeah. And I'm like, and it just always, because I have the, this. Right now with Ram Trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 26, RAM-500 Big Horn crew cab, 4x4 for $3.69 a month, for 39 months, with 4,099 due at signing.

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I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365.

Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. Same problem with like gasha games, for example, happens all the fucking time with the PVP. I only know about it because of a raid and every single fucking time, all here comes this meta changing changing champion that comes in.

And I'm like, doesn't affect me because I know like say my speed team, if I'm first, I'm win. Right. But then there's people at the very top tier that I can't compete with ever because they're always faster than me. So that's their fucking problem. But now since people are like having these crazy wail wars where this guy is coming into a effect because speed doesn't really matter anymore because people have to the best shit. Now they're crying and then they have to capitulate to them when the vast majority of the player base is the only running into that problem every once in a while.

What happened is when it becomes unanimous. Like when there's, for me in a game, Liamas playing or Digimon. Yeah. There were tournaments where 60% of the tournamentries are one thing. That's a problem. At that moment, that's a problem. It shouldn't be 60% of, that's crazy. granted competitive play is one thing and it's not fun play

but often things that are just kind of fun what do you think about Marvel's Capcom 2 where there's clearly what I mean is there is clearly at when you're playing at that highest level you're seeing Storm you're seeing Century you're seeing Sentinel Manino Scylocke yeah like you're seeing the MSP like you're seeing you're seeing stuff like that how do you because like I personally I'm fine me that how I look to you?

Yeah, I'm fucking, you have, you have, uh, what's that carp lips? Mine looks like an asshole. It's so disrespectful. It's so disrespectful. Who says I'm trying? Why is the nose so wide? My nose isn't that wide. Jesus.

Well, so why do you think this is you? Because it was full lips and I was like, that's probably me. I was just drawing. Yeah. I think some consciously, as you stare at me. I think some consciously started off at them and then it just started going to like it's just going now. It's just,

it's just, it's just, it's turning into whatever it turns into. Yeah, it's whoever. But yeah, look, look, man, if I was at, if I was extremely competitive, I'd probably feel more inclined to be like, oh, you gotta nerf this shit, but I don't know, I'm more just play for, I play

video games for fun. Even when I'm competing, I'm overly competitive, and I think that's the reason why things like that probably me. Exactly, exactly what I was just saying. Like, I think if I, if I felt the way you did, then I would my tune to be completely different. I'm in the middle where I think, I think you can design, people can design things better.

I think, uh, they can design people, designers and creators, they, they want money more than they want to make the game more fun and like, let it continue into something good. And I think that's become a really big problem. Yeah. Uh, where like, instead of them making something that will be well designed, that will have the people enjoying it, they, they, they try to stem things. Like, instead of, he's really drawing me, he's really drawing me. It's fucking asshole. It's really good, though.

I'm not bad. It's kind of crazy. Wait, what is, what is it going to end up as? Look, man, I feel like people, they, they, um... Is that a Digimon card? And it says gay. Continue talking.

That is well done. I hate, I, I think, it's not finished it. It makes me mad because I feel like you don't deserve the ability to be able to draw. You don't deserve it, but you can kind of draw it makes me mad. I feel like that's every artist, man. So crazy. The ones that are just so, like, you know, God-given talent or whatever. They just squander it.

You can draw, and it makes it matter because all I've ever wanted to do is be able to draw, but I just, I am not going to. Yeah, just some people just don't, like, I don't have it. I don't have it either. It's not a thing that I can do. You stupid bitch. Anyway, so. I have small ears.

Anyway, you're focusing way too hard on this, man. You got, you got to let, you got to let the artist finish. Okay. You got to let the artist finish. But for me, it's ideas that, like, I think nerfing is... You know, the artist's finished. No, but I guess I just want to say this. The...

I feel like the way that Fortnite functions, for example. Oh, they roll things out, yeah. I feel like people just need to take the business model. Leave it like that. I think that's even funny. Like some fucking Dragon Ball Z character with no nose or something. We lost them. He can't, he can't, he's like, he's focused, he's fixated.

Yeah, we totally lost it. For the audio listeners, no, but get to you. I'm drawing, I'm drawing Kingston. I think the way Fortnite works is, uh, it's, I don't know, I think nerves are there for a reason, but I think better design would alleviate a lot of the nerfing. I'm just trying to think of like, this is me personally talking. I'm trying to think of a game that I played where I was like, oh, I'm so glad they nerfed this. And I just can't think of, um, even a lot of times when it's like, um, a really, like, say,

actually some dungeon bosses in Raid, for example, they nerfed the bosses because they were too hard. I didn't think so. They made it very easy now, but it did help out a lot of the mid-tier players.

But to me, it's just a... These games are steady grinds. So they're not supposed to be enjoyed in like quick flashes. And to me, I've been playing for five years. But it's like, I've just been slowly climbing. So I'm getting to a point where like some new content came out,

this thing called the Curse City. in the hard mode, I can't fucking beat it. It's too hard. But I'm like, in a year from now, I might be able to clear it. And so it's just to me, it's been fun that way. And I feel like this.

You play games in a very healthy way. Right. I think that's what you are, you have a very healthy understanding a way the games are played, opposed to like when I play games, I try the games to fucking to win or to compete, which is inherently going to lead to people being more complaining.

But the thing is that the people that are going to spend the most money other people that do unfortunately compete hard. Yes. Right? Because like for me, when I buy like buy, like buy cards for Digimon, I buy like five. This is.

It's pointing at him. I hate this shit so much. It's good. It's good. It's good. You give me the fucking butthole lips are great. Cuckering butthole lips

and the gay pointing at myself. It's good. He's one of my best friends, a gentleman. This is what he does. That's how he's. sees me. That's your favorite card. That's your favorite card.

Why am I holding this? I don't know. I couldn't quite figure out how to get the angle. It's amazing. It's an insane way to hold anything. Amazing. Anyway. I'm going to take this picture. I'm going to post this on Instagram with a picture of me actually doing the same thing.

Doing the same thing. You should. It's amazing. Anyway, what the fuck were we at? It's amazing. We got up on a tangent. So I started drawing. Because they didn't understand what you guys were saying.

Kingston loves the gay cards. They love gay cards. They love them. I'm one person. They love them. They love them. They love them. They love them.

They love them. They love them. Whatever they are. Whatever they is, I'll kill them. Imagine Trump speaking of pronouns, like respectfully. Like everybody, like his whole group are so mad about it. And he's like, let's wrong with that. My pronouns are he him.

He him? I am so racist. It's unbelievable. But I'm not, I'm not misgendering. people, I'm not a fucking monster. I have a line. Mr. Pants. Okay, C's J.

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Whatever. I don't care about it. No, he, he, she. senders don't mean shit. Shim. Shim. Swim. Swim.

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It's crazy. I'm so sick. I'm so sickened by it. That made me hungry. I haven't had grits in a minute. I haven't had cats and grits in a while. Cats and grits are actually pretty fired. I've had grits in a while.

Cats and grits. Kill of grits. Really trying to make grits. Mmm. Some butter on the motherfuck in the middle of the grits. I haven't hankering for like a fucking like not Rosco's exactly, but that, you know what I mean? Like that kind of experience.

Ah, yeah. They don't have anything like that around here, do they? No. Not walking. Not walking. You got to, say, Burbank Glendale around here. Not really. I got to go to L.A.

Well, not really. There's one in Pasadena? There's a place in Glendale that does it pretty good, but it's not centered around it. It's just something that you can get there. Foxies? Yeah. What is it called? It's called Foxies.

From what I remember, I remember having chicken and waffles has been pretty good, but I might... It's not bad. They might... I don't know. Things change over...

I haven't had it in like years. Okay. I need a waffle place for sure. Yeah. Anyway. I have a waffle maker now, bro. Can you guys... Spum befutters is just in?

We have a shit one. Sploined the peanut gamer... This just in... This just in... This just in sployed the peanut gamer cheated on Little Miss Dingles with Daisy Sparkles

and has been found dead with ash hole. With Asch. Isn't Daisy Sparkles like an actually... That sounds like it's real. It sounds like it's real. This is what's so sad about this. This all sounds real.

Jolly old... Jolly old dipshit. Oh, turns out the coffee king or whatever his name was. Oh, was it again? Coffee King? Caffeine. Caffeine? Caffeine? Caffeine?

King caffeine. Just want to clarify because it doesn't really matter, but he accidentally, they weren't married for 15 years. They've been together for 15 years and married for five. And so, well, but like, it's kind of a thing Because it almost seems like he's trying to blow it up And make it worse But he just misspoke

He misspoke. No, it's still pretty Well, being terrible People consider being married Because it's like, oh, like, you know, being married seems like, It's, because culturally Being together for 20 years versus being married for 20 years

Is way more significant to be married. I think that's insane, but yeah, I agree It's culturally, that's all that matter There's a lot of things culturally that don't make fucking sense. I think marriage in general is a fucking really weird idea. Unless it's like you're doing for the tax benefits. I know. It's why your bitch-ass ain't married.

I know. She ain't taking half my shit when I leave. Well, you just have a pre-nup or post-nup. That's just. Post-nup. Yeah, I like the post-nup clarity. That's when, yeah, I mean, I think that's kind of what it is. The idea of bringing up a pre-up is such like, no matter what it's always going to be a weird conversation.

She would have to get one for you, I think. That's what I was saying. That's what I was saying. It's awkward for her. Nick, you Robert blind. I don't have, I don't. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 26, RAM-1500-Bighorn crew cab,

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north. probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I don't not have anything, but like, she definitely got more to lose than I. Everything you have is what she got you.

I'm not even engaged, I'm not even engaged, I've sold so many things from her house already. You mean my house? No, I mean her house. You're right. Yeah, I don't mean your house. Yeah, you're right. If it was your house, there'd be Pokemon banners and Digimon banners and fucking. There would be like one of those disembodied silicone asshole pussy combos, like sitting on

sitting in the corner blown out it'd be like on like the dinner stools it would be on a lazy susan it's twirling it's twirling

my uncle watches this he probably thinks that's crazy when did he when did you find out about that at the wedding no fucking less I was like, hey, I watch your show.

I watched it. Oh, my God. I was watching a episode recently. He's a bit older, right? He's not that much older. Like, he, I mean, he's a kid. He's like, I remember him being, like, one of my younger uncles. So he's probably, like, maybe, like, 40s, maybe.

But, like, yeah, he was, like the one who, like, he would play games with me a lot. He was, like, my gamer uncle. Like, he was, like, the person who, like, gave me a lot of, like, video game. He lent me his GameCube for, like, that one summer. Nice. But, like, it's so funny because he was like, yeah, they were talking about how they were calling you the Jew. And I was like, what?

It was so jarring hearing like my uncle say this. And I was like, what are you talking? He was like, yeah, they thought you were Jewish or something. He sounds exactly like it. He's like, a really upsettingly good impression of him. I was like, oh my God, I can't believe. And he's like, yeah, that did happen. I can't believe you.

I really hope my nieces. And my nephew's never find the show. I pray to my fucking family. My nephew is such a little, a little fucking nigger. I can't imagine I'm sitting down watching this. This is fucking ass. The sad thing is that happened. People do it because they're like, I know this person.

I'm going to go check it out. Oh, this is my family. So that's something like I've, my brother watches my YouTube content. And I thought that was disgusting. Like when he was like, first of all, because he's not like, he's this brainiac weirdo.

So I'm like, why are you even, you know, you can enjoy my content? So he's just watching because I'm his brother. I love it. So I'm going to watch it. Yeah. So it's just one of those things where I was like, I'm going to give you my view.

I can't relate to this. I have friends in movies that I don't see you know like what yeah I definitely could be a little more supportive I think for me it's like I look at it's like I don't like the like I was actually frustrated when like my family I found my stuff initially because it was it was kind of anonymous initially and then it eventually just got you know impossible to hide right because it's just a topic of conversation. Right.

And the family starts talking. My mom's... Hey, Chris, tell him what you're doing. Yeah, and I'm like, that's what my mom was. My mom's a very private person, but then she's so proud of her dumb son. All of a sudden, like, oh, Derek, have you seen his shit? I'm like, Mom, do not recommend my shit. This is why I have to make YouTube videos again.

Have you seen my dumb video? This is why I have my dumb gay son Derek. Who's gay and dumb? He's really dumb and gay. I just want to make sure you'd understand. This is the primary pressure to make YouTube videos again for me where it's just like I just need to have something to point to that isn't this. Bro, I feel that. Like honestly.

Yeah, this is caustic. Family members, like, so I, there's family members on Facebook that have tried to add to me and I just didn't accept it. Because, but you see, I don't have that for Instagram. You know, there isn't like, except I don't have it private. So it's just anyone can follow me. And I was like, oh my God. How many of my family members are seeing these dumb gay shit that I'm doing? Just the worst dick-sucking cock this and these parodies and stuff

They probably like You had this conversation with your mom Like you told your mom like hey mom I won't I'm making if she brings it up I can only talk about it if she brings it up Yeah I would never Yeah that would be like

Planting a bomb on yourself And then asking you to diffuse it Right My dad found out the shit out The fucking me making the amount of gay jokes I made My dad would call me Batiman forever Do you think he would rest his head in his hands Like what have I done?

What have I? I can't believe You're so You're such a gay boy I'm such a gay boy He's like a butt pirate For the Caribbean You're so gay man

You're such a fruity man You know Sheet man Sheet man Little Jacob You're such a Batihole boy All right

Right right Right And he's like Why Obama Obama and Mitt Ramna In the Bahamas Watching Futurama

In their pajamas Harris Harris versus Clinton squirt off. In the 90s, bro, that would have been something to see, man. That would have been something to see. That would have been something to bookbar. That would have been so crazy. That would have been something to see.

It would have been something to see, bro. I'm sorry. I'm standing on business. Yeah. And 92. Squirt fight. So insane. 98 to 92.

That would have been a fucking thing to watch. Look, man, I'd rather see the, the, I'd rather see March of the Pinguish in HD. Pengwich? Pengue, isn't that? I thought you said Pengwich. I thought you did. I don't know.

I actually don't even know. You want to watch that. No, I mean, isn't that like not, isn't it like people like that? What do you mean? Well, you said it in a way, like it sounds like it's like a punishment. No, no, exactly. It's actually a pretty endearing movie. It's like, wait a minute, what's happening?

You wouldn't, you all are crazy. I'd be like, I'd pay, I'd pay the $4 for it. I'd rather see like a, um, the jackoff thing, like the presents who can bust first, because they're old and like, probably impotent shit. I would rather see... I want to see girls squirting more. I want to see old dicks. Also, you're gay.

So that's why you chose. No, to me, because I want to see... Women squirting is not funny. I want to see... It's kind of funny. It's kind of funny. Is it... It's a little funny. One of the ones that's debilitating and he almost fall down and pass out, that shit's hilarious.

Because I'm like, you're doing... You're clearly not doing it unright. I just pictured Hillary Clinton. Clinton with their... Don't do that. Don't do that. I'm sorry. Yeah, it may be...

Not current. Don't you dare go there. It's a void. So we're talking about like... Well, he said in the 90s. Oh, she's in the 90s. Hillary Clinton in the 90s is still kind of fucking old. I'm talking about like mid 80s.

Look, Kamala, I can do that. 90s Kamala. She actually kind of fired back of the day. Not kind of. She was hot. She was pretty fire. She was hot. You know what she had like, she had her like haircut when it was like kind of, you know, short?

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I don't get it I don't understand What do you mean You mean a man You mean a You start bleeding out You start bleeding out your glasses Not in your face

Glasses start bleeding That's like a creepy pasta Or something Wait We've been doing this for almost an hour We got to finish I've been trying Yeah that's true

I had reach but she had flexibility. You telling me, babies found this oil? I fucking hate it. Derek, the song The Touch, was written and performed by Stan Bush, not America. Show some fucking respect. I don't know what any of that is. I don't even remember that conversation happening.

What the fuck? Stan Bush. Have we ever talked about Stan Bush? No, we were talking about the Transformers movie. You got the touch. In what? You got the penis. I forgot.

You bindi flowers. The last time I seen that, I was a kid, so shut the fuck up. You stupid punk-ass bitch. Damn. Hunter Dubois. Pierce plus Halo plus Catholicism equals 40K brother. I'm gay by Frank Gay, Natra. I wanted my...

Nigo B.lock. Is that a Star Wars fucking character? It's fucking Nico Bellet. Oh, is that what that... Nigo Black. That's what it says. Nigo Blah. black. That's cool. That's, that's, that's, that sucks.

That sucks in a way that's so, like I would have never thought to even do that, you know? That's so stupid. It's unbelievable. Hey dude, you made me hard kiss my penis to make it wetter. The gaitles. Rise against his use for straight man, smiths you the kids. Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows you're gay. And the homies fuck your face. Poop-poopy possum. I just read the next one. Did they put the touch in the Bumblebee movie? I didn't see Bumblebee.

I didn't see. It's the last one I got to watch. Sweeney showers and sneakers. I forgot about that. I forgot about that. Yeah, welcome back. No way I'm hanging out with a couple of gooners. I'm just here so I don't get killed.

Yeah, well, I can see my threats are working. Nice. British people come, then be like, what's old they saying? Big Dick Randy. Pulled out 20 years late and in the sloppiest way possible call that bitch Afghanistan Damn

That's for you know Like that Cat Williams was right These big dick deviates Are all getting caught in 2024 I mean he was right about some shit Yeah But also wrong about a lot of shit

Did you say something How they were like pixies in the radio towers Making people faggots I don't remember that I swear to God that was real I don't remember that I don't know I saw it on Twitter

I wouldn't be surprised I heard this. I swear to God. I saw this. I saw this on Twitter. I saw it on Twitter. I don't know how real it is. People only remember the stuff that's correct. That's what happens with Alex Jones.

Al Jones says safe. Sorry for saying the F slur, but I'm honorary. I'm honorary. I'm honorarily gay, I think. I think we all are. I think respectful. But at the same time, continue. How is that disrespectful?

Continue. Let's continue. Continue speaking. Your point. What's disrespectful about? No, I don't know. What am I talking about? I'm crazy.

Let's go, you black bitch. You actually did. He did the fucking emo. Transfam gremlin Punk-ass black bitch Ush, P. Diddy wearing I think it's still one of the most dope videos ever I still I think about everyone as well

Which one? Oh punk-ass black bitch You must think I want to have You think she's sweet Some suck of white boys You remember that guy? His aura was wild bro That fucking white dude that's like

Punk-ass black bitch He's in the car, he's in the car He's gonna pull it up I think I've ever seen it I have that video safe P-Ddy wearing P-Dy wearing Justin Bieber's mouth like a cockering

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I don't know what this is. I love that he's, there's something about a white man saying, nigga, that's horrifying to me. Like a white man that's confident he's saying the N-word, but the soft A is scary. I'm always terrified by the white boys

that are in like the hood. So like when I was living in South Central, and there'd be these white dudes like, Just shirtless and I'm like, oh, don't fuck with you. You up the pole on me, actually, seriously. You're just a crazy guy that just like they adopted you. Like, you would have done Columbine if you were not in the hood. But you're in the hood.

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And walked off the other Euphoric feeling of being on HRG for seven months And having my penis shrink From six inches to erect To an four-engines erect Damn, is that what happened? You know some people's it's interesting

because that's like a loss to certain people this is like a win for this person yeah that is a win and so all perspective they're on right so they're on probably

estrogen right imagine okay yeah so that's interesting though so why how come I can make your dick shrink actually well so here's the interesting thing

I know that if you take testosterone as a woman as a biological female yeah you can start growing and enlarging so I guess maybe it's possible but why is my penis

It's not grown. I've been on testosterone. Where does the skin? My thing is... How much you're taking, though? My thing is... Yeah, I got to like up it. My thing is, where does the skin go? Skin grows, boy.

No, where does the skin go if it goes away? It'll retract a little bit, but not all the way. How does it go away, though? Magic. I feel like if you're taking testosterone enough... It's like enough of it and you're jacking your dick violently, your dick will have to grow. I think that just makes sense.

Maybe a little bit. Is fagic the gathering? You were thinking... forever on that. You were like That's not the first time that's been said. No, no way. It's Iggy Gay or Gaygimon. Yeah.

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Star Wars in a Medal of Lee. Just the Jew of us. If only there was four million things we could have done to avoid this. Every wrong decision. They were literally, it's all. They killed the guy, the leader of the group. Yeah, yeah. And they killed 300 people. And then what did Kamala Harris and Joe Biden do?

Hey, man. Command them. It would have been, look, it's the same. Commend them. You ain't getting anything but that for anybody. Oh, yeah, for you. dirty Jews got to defend themselves. Even Ronald Reagan when they

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And they're all laughing. They're all giggling up a storm at the new Ellen DeGeneres special. Oh, yeah. I didn't actually watch. I didn't watch it, but there's a point where she's like, Like, I'm a strong, I'm a strong woman. And then, like, it's just like a minute straight of just, oh, like, people like in the.

Yeah, in the crowds being like, yeah, clapping. And I'm like, that's not a joke. But like, I mean, God bless, I guess. Is there, was it followed up with anything? I don't know, maybe. But who, am I going to watch it? Am I going to go see? Am I going to verify?

Yes. No. Yes. I'm going to sit through a fucking L of the. generous comedy special. I didn't like her when people liked her. I've never, I didn't get it. I never got it why people liked her. Hi, I'm lesbian. It's like cool

great. Oh, I love it. And me just screaming effort out of her in a crowd. No, you're a Arsenial dyke.

This dog did a backflip. Now it's on my show. That's basically what she was. She really was like, if something even vaguely interesting, if something even vaguely amusing happened, Ellen was there to like over worship it. Yeah. So you said, damn Daniel at his shoes. What inspired you to do this?

Right. That's right. I don't know, Ellen, I just sort of fucking did it. That was the whole fucking shot. They got signs of the audience. Damn, Daniel. You know? Yeah, I mean, hey, man, it's just what it is.

It is what it is. You okay? It's what it is. What are you going through? It was never heard of that in my life. Yeah, whatever. That's made what she was. There would be no reason to hear that.

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Any of you will be playing Kingdom Come Deliverance, two, when it comes out next year, Medieval Red Dead. I think I just bought the first one. It's like $2. It's like $3. I don't know if that's necessarily true. It's definitely like, I don't know. It's not necessarily my cup of tea.

I have the first one, but I never actually played it. I looked for a, someone made a third person view of, you know, they hacked it. And like, it's so, because you know, like first person, obviously is it made for third person. Right, right. The fucking legs are completely stationary. And then the way he's swinging is, it's the funniest thing you ever see. Oh, Kingdomcom. Yeah, because it's just like.

Yeah, so like when they're swinging, the body is stationary, but the arms are fucking flailing. That shit's so funny. It is funny to like, but that's what I always kind of blew my mind about what was confusing to me about that. It was like I would see videos of that, right? Like it was like, this is how your player model looks in, you know, fucking Doom or whatever. Yeah. It's like a pair of legs that are like squished a little bit. And then like the camera, it's like weirdly above the arms and the arms are like disconnected.

And it's like a reverse Rayman in some way where like the body's gone. But it's just the arms. Where's Rayman? But then like you see a game like Halo where it's like, no, it's just normal. I wonder why, I wonder what the, I don't know, I wonder what the difference is. I don't know. I think they just preferred it like that. They didn't want to be like, yeah, it's like this.

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