The Snark Tank - #267: This Looks Awful

Episode Date: October 11, 2024

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oh, oh, dude, fucking gay, I just found that I was gay. Chris, Chris, what would you do,

right? It took a while. What would you do, okay, let's say, you got a knock on your door, right? Hold on.

Hold that thought. Okay. Let me intro. because I always forget to intro. Welcome to the Snartank podcast. It's me, Chris Regan. That's Tom Sweeney. Look at him, pointed him and laugh.

That's Derek. Hello. Remember, you can support us over at patreon.com slash the snartank, early access, ad-free, exclusive episodes. We just wrote a gay version of the phrase how to save a life. Yeah. And it's, I think we landed on something pretty great. We're back.

We're back. It was our first in-person gay, right accession. And I think it came out pretty well. It's about something that's gay, not it's gay. Listen, it's pretty, it's, look, go find out. Patreon.com slash snark tank. Stock tank, shop, all that shit. Uh, continue. What was your dumb thoughts? So, so you wake up, right? You're like, you hear a bang on the door, like consistent banging, right? Okay. It's like, it's to the point that like you're scared of the doors and come off the frame. Right. I've been there, I think. And you, you go out there and it's just me sitting down, right?

In what? Let's sit down on the stoop. I ran the steps on the house, right? Uh-huh. But there was a banging almost to the point when you open the door. So it doesn't make sense already. You're like banging, bang, bang, bang. So pretty much I bang in the door and you open it, but I'm not staying close enough. Like it's impossible that I could have been hitting the door. Like the sound.

The sound of the last bang is over me opening it. Yeah. Right. Okay. And you notice it. But you're like, you're kind of sleeps. You're like, I'm not, no, I'm just, I'm just tweaking a little bit. Okay.

And then I'm sitting on the soup. I'm fucking crying. I'm crying. I'm crying and I'm throwing up on myself. I'm crying. I'm screaming. I'm wailing. I'm wailing. And for some reason, like, why why is no one complaining about this? I'd be complaining about this.

Yeah, I am currently in my mind. I would imagine I would, I mean, like, what is it? What is this? God, man, I just found it I was fucking gay, man. They just told me. And I started throwing up a lot, right? And then I throw up a bit more. And they told you you. They told you. Yeah, it was the they thems. They told me. They told me I was day.

And then I look up at you and I say, damn it and I fucking explode. But not like, not like a bloody explosion. Not like a bloody explosion like a fucking like a small napalm like a like a person sized napalm strike. Okay. Like fire.

Yeah. Okay. And it's hot. It's hot. It doesn't hurt you but it's like a little. You back up. You're going back to bed immediately? Yeah.

I'm going back to bed. Immediately. I'm assuming that I'm tripping. Like I'm just assuming that this is a dream. And then if I wake up and I see a smoldering pile of ash or like hear sirens, then like I guess I'll like, I don't know, call the news? Or like, I don't know. Like, I don't know at that point.

But, like, there's no way that I would be able to believe that something like that happened. And, like, a truly fantastical event, I'm not believing it, really. Like, I'm just, like, there's no scenario. It would have to persist for so long for me to believe it. And even then, like, let's say aliens came, right? Yeah. And they landed over the White House or whatever.

A little gray boy fell out of it. And he's like, oh. And he's on the news and like suddenly like we're living in this alien place, right? Five weeks into it, I would probably still be like, maybe I'm in a coma. You know what I mean? Like maybe I'm just maybe something, something deeper is wrong. It would be difficult for me to believe. How much detail?

Because dreams, you know how dreams are just not that detailed? They're like fairly detailed. But like when a long span dream isn't detailed. I guess if I can't slap myself awake, that's my first line. It's like, okay, so I'm not dreaming necessarily. So there might if there is something wrong that. this is not reflective of reality, it's something deeper. I think aliens would be a good addition to the world, as long as they're like not fucking

wilding, you know? Well, they would definitely be wilding. Maybe they wouldn't. I don't see why they wouldn't. Like, what if they're genuine beloved. Like, what if be benevolence is just not a human trait? What if other things can actually be belevelant? I'm kind of of the mind that anything that can get to the point where it could leave the

atmosphere of a planet would theoretically have to have gotten there through intense conflict forever. But what if they don't, what if instead of doing what we're going to do we're just blowing ourselves up? Right. They get to that point

and we should probably just like go help other people not blow themselves up. But they'd be coming we'd fuck them. I think the only, they would come here to like try to help

and I'd be like, hope you got an assholes. I'm playing it in something. I think the only people, I think the only people kind and wise enough to end up, the only people kind and wise

enough to have that as a leading philosophy will inevitably be just murdered and killed by like a group of people who don't give a shit. They have to genuinely be born way stronger, way, way more powerful than other people. You have to be born, like, the only way a great person could exist in this world if they're born like Superman. Or they're just like impervious.

Because other than that, they're going to kill you if you're just doing better. Like you're like, oh, I'm going to teach people how to farm and I'm going to try to like, you know, people of our culture and like save lives and like mental health. And it'll be like, you got to kill them. I feel like, even just the way that we treat animals. on this planet, you know what I mean? Yeah. Like, we're not particularly, like, benevolent. No.

Like, culturally, like, socially we are, but, like, individually, like, I don't know, man. You see people, like, just... People... People do crazy shit. All it would take is, like, one rogue fucking alien to just be, like, a dick. And just be like, ah, fuck Maui. Gone. Maui.

Yeah, Maui specifically. Like, for no reason. For no distinguish... Like, think about... I actually saw, like, a video recently of, like, this... I don't remember exactly where it was, but these people like poured, what's that stuff that it's like,

it's like, I don't know if it's pewter or what, but it's like liquid metal, right? And it pours and it like hardens, right? And they poured it into like an ant hill. And it was like the biggest network of ant hills like they'd ever seen. It was like,

like a massive megacity with like garbage centers and like literally like designated spaces for certain things. And you have to imagine, From their perspective, it's like, this is like, Atlantis falling. Or like, this is literally like the United States exploding overnight for no reason.

Yeah. For reasons beyond their comprehension. That's why I think like, like. I feel like they would destroy us almost accident, not even like in a malicious way. They'd come and they'd bring something with them. I think that would be the, I'd be like, that'd be the member of thing why we'd die from them first.

That is the thing, right? They'd come here, they'd be like, oh shit, you guys don't have turbo 18 and they're like, what? And they'd all just die out. Yeah, like their engines. Like their engines, themselves like the way that they operate

would like disrupt the the core of the planet. You know what I mean? And they're like oh gravity's gone. And then people start floating away. Because they'd be just ignorant to the idea how this planet works. So they just be able to just come here. Well they just don't care. Right? Like they just don't give a shit. That's why it's like I feel like a malevolence is possible but just not

from us. Like I don't think we can truly We can try to be better but I don't think we can honestly do good really here. Here's a question. You know that thing that we sent out into space where it's like a, it's almost like a, here, I get to know humans. You know what I mean? It was like a, like a ship with like, I think a record in it and like a book and like some art and like I think anatomy diagrams or whatever.

It might have been the Voyager, I'm not sure. Something like that, yeah. Let's see. Let's say hypothetically, you know, we assume that that thing is going to, our assumption is that is that thing is going to be found by another species, right? and then, you know, in some official capacity, they'll try and find us. What if it's,

what if it hits like the windshield of like two aliens just road tripping who don't give a fuck or like they're high as hell? And they're like, what the fuck is this dude? Whoa. And then they fuck the record or whatever. And then they just don't care at all about what it is. That's also very possible. I don't know, man.

Alien to such a alien is so alien to my brain. that like it's just as whimsically as because I feel like first and foremost they're going to be things we can't even really perceive they're going to look like shit that it's going to we're not it's going to be scary to look at so like trying to respect them is going to be

already almost out the window because they look scary you know so I feel like that's going to be another thing I don't know man I feel like aliens they might be fine I just I mean they only won't look scary if they're relatively if they look not even relatively

they have to be like just the same Because even something like imagine seeing on this earth a human that looked like just just green. They're just green. You know? And then like, of course it would. Of course it would. Well, no, because I've, I've, I've, no, your fuck.

You're, well, let me, let me. My first thing is like he's sick, right? Like, no, not fucking just a little bit of a, oh, I see greening. No, no, I mean like that. Like hope, like that's not sick. That's not a shade. Humans can't turn a shade. You've never seen like an uncle like that at like, like,

giving? Whoa. It's a Puerto Rican thing. It's a Caribbean thing. It's a Caribbean. But yeah, I've seen green characters are not things that make my brain. You understand that they're not real. Yes, I understand. Yeah, so you're acting like. Yes, Derek, but I've already seen this before. Like, if I saw something. That's not how that works, man. To a degree it is. No, it's not. Yes, it is. If you see, look,

right now, like, it's hard to talk to someone, because it's a, like you're thinking, oh, if I saw a green person, but I wouldn't go ballistic. Like, I've never seen something green. If I see something that looks like a color I've never been able to interpret, it's talking to me. That's different. First of all, you wouldn't know what's going on. So I don't even know if you'd even really understand what you're seeing at all. So you might not be freaking out because there could be something here now that we just can't perceive. Yeah. So basically, though, what makes us freak out more are things that we understand, but in a distorted way, those are the scariest things. I think green skin is not that for me. See, I know you think that. It's just, but

you can't. It's like, it's like somebody saying like, oh, I think I'd be like say, I say, I think I could be able to skydive. I don't know until I actually do it. That's true. I visualize myself doing it. That's the first thing to me to me. But so like, I feel like say. But there's the flip side of that argument is that a lot of people end up doing it. It's like, oh, that wasn't as bad as I thought. Exactly. So it might, there's a, there's a possibility. But I would say more times, just because of that is something, seeing something that is so, it's like seeing Thanos. Like if you saw,

you know what Thanos looks like, but if you saw like, oh, I'd be scared still, but my brain would be able to conceptualize what I'm seeing. I'd be horrible. I'm like, oh my God,

no. This is real. What the fuck is? Like, I can't believe this is real. It's that, I think that's the thing that I'm trying to,

um, hone on. It's, now you're, you have to cope with that. This is a real thing. It'd be stressful. Like,

green people are real. It'd be stressful. I'd be like, I'd have to sit down and like, Take a breath. What are you? I think I know what you're saying. Why are you saying like I would have to see something that I've never even remotely

conceptualized to be to be freaked out by it. Because like if I see it, right? Like obviously if I see like. It would be like if I saw like a like a like a like a stereotypical like little green like a little gray man. Like I'd be like oh that's a fucking alien. Oh wow. Okay.

So they're real and we've seen them before because this is how they're drawn. That's kind of sick. But if it looked like. Like. Momma? I always I want the family.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think it's world breaking, but it's world breaking. Wait, wait, wait, wait, you don't think it is? I don't think it's world breaking. I think it's just like everything that you knew to be true is now has to be in question. But like, but like that's not. It is, but it doesn't nullify anything else that's persist. Like, it doesn't nullify other things.

Like, if I see something that completely nullifies the way, like, like, I have, I think I know what you're like, so what you're saying is like, you see an alien, right? And it's like, okay, aliens are real. That doesn't change that like, that the sun goes down. That the sun comes up or like, or that this is like, this is still like my favorite food or whatever. But if you like picked up a table one time and it turned into rats, your whole thing would be like, well, what the fuck is? Has tables always been rats? Yeah, like, have I just been sitting down with rats?

I've been putting my plate on rats. Now you have to. Have I been eating spilled food off rats? Now how much more vast is everything? Everything that you thought you understood the laws of physics. Now, clearly you don't. I've taken enough science class to know I really don't. I think I do.

I think the principle, like the basic understand, the basic laws of physics. We don't need to get into quantum mechanics or nothing. But like, that right there, that's too much. Like that, you're like, oh, like now I'm that. Is the floor rat? Is the floor? Exactly. This is kind of thing it's like, has there always been rats?

was this like a one and a million thing? Did I like hit like an atom that like shift? Like what the fuck? Can I not touch people anymore? That would break your understanding of the world and you would have to like, everything that you perceive would have to be like side-eyed in some way.

Yeah. Aliens kind of are a natural, like we assume already that they exist in some way. It's the safe assumption. Yeah, we're just sort of waiting until the day that we see it. So like seeing it would still be.

Genuinely lucky. So seeing it, seeing an alien would still be crazy. But it would fall within the, within the, you know, the existing kind of. With the grammarers of my imagination. Like I've already imagined

them being real. Granted, there is the saying that had to be like, whoa, or there is the in-person being like, because now people are like, oh, man, if a guy runs up on me, I'll do this, and it's like, you're saying that right now. You're saying that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If you exist to live through that, you're very likely not going to do that, you know. Kingston, let me ask you something.

How would you feel if you, if you, if you, you go to sleep one night and you go to bed, you go to hankshu, honkshoe, me, me, me, you're sleeping. And then your alarm goes off at like 2 a.m. and you open your eyes and you're getting two feeds from different places and your eyes are like they're in your apartment still but they're moving around and then they pause because they realize you're

perceived and then they run back into your head and then they crawl into your head again well being blind is generally one of my worst fears like I think not being able to seize nightmare fuel but that would be more alarming than aliens right that your eyes are sentient creatures that like leave your body when you're asleep

that that's so layered I can't understand it because it's like exactly what I'm saying because like so me waking up is simply a process of my brain turning on not my eyes opening and observing is they're doing that and I'm not knowing well this is a wire cross like usually the only reason you wake up is because your eyes just jump back into your head presumably that's how waking up works my eyes only had like a half an hour to go hang out this time and they're like oh you got to get back for you gets up right right yeah yeah there's some things I don't want to like I understand some of scientists

because they're like man so much shit that I said like their whole like a lot of things that they've said even even people in the medicine

they're like oh everything that I learned I have to like ship some things there's breakthroughs and like fuck yeah everything that I learn I have to re

I have to re so I think in the same way like when they found out that mercury cured the the woke mind virus yeah in that paper

that's real that's real you guys see that yeah and what is it called Vairs like they they

they did it and they were like oh wow i can't believe this is real um yeah uh jordan petershin was correct but unfortunately he's he's gonna be a pariah because he's curing the woke mind virus which now the the deep state's gonna come after him way more yeah there's look there's going to be authorities trying to tell you like don't drink mercury yeah it's not safe they're gonna be like yeah vouchee's gonna come out of retirement how many people have we killed he's gonna be like like how many like like if we ironically like like what we'd level up well we would we level up well we When we start feeling stronger? I'm going to be honest.

I just got the chills thinking about it. Yeah. I'm not even, I'm not a bloodthirsty person, but I am so tired of these people. I am so, I am, I am thoroughly exhausted.

And I can't turn my brain. I can't help it. And you, in the YouTube algorithm knows it. Yeah, yeah. That's all that's showing up on my fucking feed. It's so obnoxious, man.

So, yeah, I'm just waiting for the election to be over. I would welcome aliens. Yeah. Because it would completely shift everything. But would you welcome sentient eyes? No.

At that point, so I didn't know. I didn't know what I was getting to about that. I would have to re-learn, like, think about, like, everything that I know about myself and anatomy. I think I would talk to them. I'm like, you guys, I know you guys are there. In this moment, if I were a kid, I would have put up with it, right? Because I was ignorant. I'm starting to learn shit about myself.

This must be how it works. Where I am now, 36 years old, I think I would just be done. I think I would throw myself off something. Yeah. I don't want to deal with that anymore. I think I could accept pretty much everything that isn't scary, you know. As long as they appear to me in a state that isn't genuinely frightening. Yeah.

I can, I can respect that. Like just learning how to grow your penis or something. Like I would, that, a big deal. We just discovered they can grow your penis. That wouldn't scare me at all, right? But my eyes being sentient. I think doing its own thing. Doing their own thing.

I wouldn't scare me out. This thing is says it wouldn't scare me. It would just stress me out. You're so. We're going to move. Because that's not like, ah, scary. That's just like, what do you mean? Like, what is, what, you're not thinking about it actually happening to you.

That's scarier than scary. I think it's just like. That's not like a little demon. Ooh. That's everything about, everything that you understand being incorrect. And now you're, you're basically a fucking kitten. You know, you're like, I don't understand anything. Everything's potentially not anything the way that I understand it.

What's next? What else is going to happen? The one domino. falling is what does it, you know, like the one domino of like, oh, that's real. So what else is? Right. And then things, but surely they should start just bugging me on. I'm like, and then you're telling me about it.

They're telling you you're lying. And I'm like, how to fuck? How dare you tell me I'm lying about this? It's like what happens to drug hysteria. When like, when I was a kid and it would be like marijuana, it'll kill you or whatever. Oh, yeah. And then you get high and then you're like, oh. I saw my problems and I see the light.

We got a loving thing. I tried to draw Frankie Valley. And then it turned into, it turned into the. Joker There ain't no danger And it's kind of still isn't the

Joker But I don't really know what I did here I just love Prison It looks like he's looking It looks like he's looking

For his keys See Yeah Yeah What are my keys I think he just needs Like You know

Brock from Pokemon eyes Like just Just like Yeah just squishing a little Just like He's not there

at all Yeah I tried I tried to do it Like a perspective Whereas like The camera's like You know what I mean Like those anime shots where like the forehead's really big.

Yeah, yeah. But I couldn't quite do it. Anyway, I started watching, uh, I'mo no, Hajima, no people. Yeah, it feels good. I was pretty cool. Pretty good. It's that boxing anime. It's pretty good.

I like, I like it so far. I like, I like that old feel because it's like mid-2000s. The aesthetic of those old animas, the kind of the graininess of them. It looks at something about is just, I like, it feels good. I was like, it's good stuff. Yeah. I just, I don't know. I think I've just kind of fallen out.

of anime, the generals of medium. Sparking Zero. Oh yeah. Do you have the pre-order? No, I'm not going to do it. It's three-day-early, you know, $30 more. I'm not going to pay $30. For what else?

I'm not going to pay $30. You have the season pass. The season pass. You get three more characters. What characters? I think it's, I think it's all the Go-Gitas. No, I don't care about it. They're all the Gojitas and the Broleys.

Yeah. I'm in between because if you get it, it's available on Monday, right? I don't really know. I've not been paying attention to it because I just don't know if I really want to get it. How different do you think this game's going to play from any of the old Tinkaiji's? Probably not much more

different. Yeah, like, I have to try it first. Just go over the house, yeah, just comes around and play it. When does it come out? It comes out, I'll probably have it Monday, so you can come over Monday. We'll probably try it. Yeah, all right, yeah, I'll give it a shot. Like, if I like it, just don't buy it.

If you don't want to, like, personally, I'm not going to, I'm fine with the, I was fine with those games, not like continually personally yeah I was fine with it too it's cool to have them back though I like I appreciate the fact that that they took a long break you know what I mean okay yeah yeah

because like the the games that came after it were just not like raging blast I liked raging blast but it wasn't it wasn't good it wasn't as good as Tinkaij's yeah a lot of them just kind of weren't I didn't like Kakarati either like I didn't I just I tried too like I wanted to like it

I don't like that nature of the game you know like where it's like you don't really mix up your combos like I feel like Dragon Ball. As mom, I always I want the best for my

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That's what I'm care about the most honestly. I think it doesn't be cool. Yeah, I get. I think at this point, like though, growing up with Dragon Ball, like I've come up with so much. Like, yeah. There's nothing that's going to be like.

What stone has been unturned? Yeah, like. Well, no, they're just going to do what ifs. That's it. No, but the what I'm saying... I think what ifs are such an easy way to do cool things with any series. I don't know why everyone doesn't do that. Right.

But like I think what I'm saying is... I'm 30 now, right? I've had a long history of doing what if's in my brain about Dragon Ball that are undoubtedly going to exceed whatever they're going to put in this game. That's true. Because I've had Goku fight Spider-Man and lose. Did you see that thing where the guy was going to put in this game? was doing me.

He has, he's like some dude on TikTok. He goes on it and he has like toy fights. And he had one with Piccolo fighting Master Chief, right? I just saw that. I thought I just saw that. And he has like the, he does special in canon. It's a spark. And I'm like, this is.

I'm watching it, right? And I'm watching it glued to it. And I'm like, oh my God, I'm still a child. I was like, for real still a child. Because this shit is lit as fuck. Like Chief's chest burning. And idea of the shields like. Especially being kind of hitting the shield and it's kind of dissipating and he's like the muni armor stopping it.

It's like, bro, I'm playing this too. I'm literally, I'm literally. I watched that entire thing and I was like weirdly captivated by it. I want to buy toys to play with them again, but I know I won't. And if I do, I'm just going to, if I start playing on my toys again, I'm going to neglect my girlfriend entirely. Like that'll be, we will fall apart. That's fine. The time you're making mad, I'll go in the room.

I'll lock the door and I'll play with my toys for three, four hours. You'll lock the door. Yeah. I have so many... I have so many Master Chiefs. Don't fucking touch him. At this point, I have like an absurd amount of Master Chief toys. I never even bought him.

Oh, you did? I was still walking. Yeah, it's just the default gift kind of thing that people are like, oh, Chris loves Halo. He likes Master Chief. Right. And it's like, okay, I appreciate it. And he's like, I gifted you an Arbiter. No, but I bought an Arbiter.

I have, I brought, I had an Arbiter at home that I literally was like, I have to bring this. I have to bring this. Because it's just a statue of him, like, standing on a rock with a sword. And just like, this looks so good. It's a statue, really, more of a toy. Or less of a toy. He, like, moves his arm like this, but it's like not really.

Oh, my God. You're not supposed to play with it. Shout out to arbitrary existing in general, man. I want to Keith David's statue. He's cooler than. I want to Keith David bust. That would be sick as fuck. Just, it's just this part of him.

Yeah. But also, like, maybe like his nipple. We're one degree of separation from him. We're only one degree of separation from him. I know. Isn't that crazy? We could really meet him. I, yeah.

I don't, I don't want that. That's like one of those things where it's, that's like, What, would it, Troy from community meeting, uh, Lovar Burton? I feel like that's an end, that's an end game thing for me where it's like, if I met him, I don't know if I would be able to handle the fact that like it, it wouldn't be how I imagine it. So like, I would rather it just never happen. I want to meet him so I can like, sure. I'll be like, no, I love, I, this, these are the, these roles have been a lot to me.

It's like, oh, I don't even remember those. That's not true. He remembers this role. Stop. No, I don't, I'm not saying he wouldn't. I'm just saying, like, this is my fear. Is that like, oh, I hated that role. Like something like that

And I hate you Something about you I thought the Arbiter was gay And I hate you Get the fuck out of my sight I'm not a big fan of Arbiter Or really my role in anything Captain Anderson is gay

Arbiter's gay What's Mass Effect Anderson? Anderson's gay I'm not a fan of anything I've ever done I hated Childs He's a fucking gay person

I hated Halo I hated Mass Effect I hated community I hated everything that I ever did Except for the thing And even that I kind of hated It just got me money so I did.

He just got me money so I'm actually a terrible person. He says this to you. He says to you by yourself too, so no one will you. He takes you to a room to the side. It's like, I'm going to tell you everything. And no one's going to believe me because I'm Keith David. Right?

You know, Lance Reddick? Pushes you down. I killed him. I hated that, nigga. I hated that. I killed him. I took his role. I wondered he's all the whole fucking time.

You know those niggas that bunch of going to pass me up. Are you fucking serious? D.E.I. In Resident Evil? Oh my God. That would break my heart. Patrick Brad You meet you David and he brings you

He brings you another room And he's like I hate these woke people And he's like Oh no I think I would throw up I would actually You see him taking a mega cap off

As you talk to him And you're like Some under his hair No no no He takes his hair off There's a bagat Underneath it Oh fuck

That would That would break my heart actually We're one degree of separation I'd rather literally cheat on me than finding out that Keith David is a mag guitar. I would break my heart. I would rather be cheated on it. Even with Joseph. I'm like, oh, I can't, you not being a role model for me?

I see seven dicks in her. I walk in under seven days. I'm like, hey, at least Keith David's cool. At least I have this parasocial relationship that's been around since I was six. You know, you're just a woman. I would literally rather go back in time, take myself from my parents, and donate myself to the Catholic Church than have that. Oh my god. They're just salivating.

It's like a box of donuts, but it's little babies. No, dude, like, that would be, that would be painful. Right in front of you. The person that gave him the baby. And he stopped. Are you still here? Oh, you still? He's still.

He forgot. Do you want one? Are you doing this? Or why? Why are you still here? We are... We're actually... We're one degree of separation

from a lot of people that, like, would be kind of jarring. Like, who? Like, I personally, like, I remember in a Q&A a long time ago, and I still feel this way. But, like, I've always wanted to get Richard Horvitz as, like, a voice.

I met him. Like, in a video. Because, like, he did the voice of, like, Invader Zim and Raz from Psychonauts. He's, like, very iconic voice. Yeah. But he's got a perfect voice

for just, like, creatures. Manic, little creatures. And it's just, like, Just like that is the idea. Like in my mind, like that's Paul's voice. You know he sounds like that right?

No, yeah, that's his real voice. Like it's not quite as like high pitch. It's pretty. I mean it's, but he does sound like that. He does sound like that.

And we're like one degree of separation from him. And it's just like that's fucking crazy. I remember if it's once at Louis Viz party. And I want to talk some too much as I was going to freak out if he would fucking like if he would have started laughing, I would have lost my mind. I'm like, I can't be here.

I can't make that set off because I'll hear Zim laughing and then I have a fucking episode. It's such a good voice. It's so good. But anyway, let's move on to questions. From our wonderful patrons over at Patreon. com slash the snark tank. Go over there.

And by the way, while you're here, leave us nice reviews. Leave a like, leave a like, leave a comment, all that stuff. Send me a gun. I don't like call to actions. Send me a gun. I think call to actions are dumb and lame and gay. I think they're great. But send me a soft.

Send me on a soft rep. Send me AK-47. I think they're so cool. If they have them, I want one now. Fuck it. What do you want an AK? You want an AK. You can't have one here.

Oh, you can't. Yeah, you can't legally buy it on here. That's such a villain weapon. Oh, of course. That's like a henchman, like a henchman has that. Yeah. That's like somebody praised doing like, I can't wait to use you. And it's like a little shrine, like a little too, too like a Resident Evil as Shine.

Yeah. But you got to like put two tablets in the hands and so it opens up. I can't wait to use you. Oh, my God. And you're like not touching it, but you're getting close to touching it. It is an iconic weapon. Like I have to say, it just looks cool. Yeah.

Like it's just got like a wood finish on it. Yeah. It's cool. It's aesthetically pretty nice. Nice rounded mag. It's nice. Pretty cool. It's a good looking weapon.

You know what gun looks really dumb? The P90. What's the P90 again? Piss 90? Yeah. It's just like... It's not really a gun guy. It looks like...

It looks like some guy, someone designed a gun that was supposed to look cool, but it looks stupid. Oh, I know... I know most of the... If it wasn't for Call of Duty, I wouldn't know most of them. Yeah, that's really the main reason. Oh, the scar? What kind of gun is that actually?

Is that actually just a scar? No, no. This is more like a submachine gun. I think. No, a scar. No, scar. No, scar. What kind of a scar?

That's like... What is his actual destination? It's like, I'm not even going to pretend, no. I'm not a... They're making a sequel to that movie. The fact that you do that every single fucking... And I never see it coming. And then when you say it, I'm confused by it.

And then it hits me. He did again? Why would he do that? No one's going to make that joke. Anyway, fucking... They're making a prequel. Questions? Huh?

Making a prequel to... No, they're not. Lion King. They are... James Earl Jones has died. That's why it's a prequel. To who? To Lion King where you learn that Mufasa was adopted.

And Scar was actually supposed to be the real Prince Act, the king actually. Oh, so he's justified. So like, now it's like... I'm like, what could he have done so bad that like he can't become king and then this fucking random-ass light-skinned niggis king now? Like, what's going on? Wait. What are they trying to say by that?

I don't know. That's usually a weird thing. That is weird. I don't get... Are they on their villain shit again? I just think my personal thing is... I think that's the quartering and we'd love that. I feel like genuinely Disney doesn't understand what people want anymore.

I think they refuse to make new things. Obviously, the new things they made haven't done well, but they're not, they're not because you're saying that, like, obviously, they didn't do with COVID. Like, I think Seoul would have done well if it was in theaters, but it didn't, it was COVID. Oh, well, yeah. That entire period was just kind of like, right. You couldn't really. Like turning red, I think they went because they lost money during the area of, like,

them trying to make new things, that metric. So, like, we just got to go back to making things. What's turning red? with the 9-11 movie in Canada What is that? It was like a movie about periods, I think, right? It was like a An allegory or something.

An allegory, yeah, yeah. But like, there was a... The fact that it got a swoop in. Who was that movie reviewer? Somebody in the comments knows there was this, I think it's Mr. Enner, I think. I might have been. There's this cringe kind of YouTube movie review guy. And he was reviewing this movie.

And it was like, it's set in 2001, but there's no mention of 9-11. It's like, right? And that's strange. It's near 9-11. Like, everything's going on during around that time. Because I think in October is when the movie like ends. There's no mention. And there's no mention.

And there's no. And there's not Pixar, but like, you know what I mean. If you're making a period piece, if you're getting a piece about 2001, I'd bring up 9-11 a little bit. I wouldn't like. I'd have it as an Easter egg on the back on the TV. You like, you see like they're having a conversation like a, a, you're having a conversation. Smoking buildings. The kids are having a conversation

that's like important to the story and then like in the background you see parents like this like just looking at the TV out of focus and then you can see like kind of the two towers and like kind of like fire

but like it's a little bit abstract. You could argue that that's not what if Disney wanted to argue that's not what it was they could do it. Ooh. I would just have a TV in a background with someone like having like a little

like string plane like above the Djanga tower. Yeah definitely. That's pretty wild to even to Is that person, is this guy autistic? Yes, profoundly. Probably, probably to the point that he can't drink on his own.

He makes YouTube videos consistently. He's absolutely autistic. Okay, because I'm just like, all right, you wouldn't, if you're a serious movie reviewer, you wouldn't say that. No, no, of course. If you're, hey, there's no 9-11 in this fucking child. I love that video. That video is amazing. That's funny.

That's pretty great. Moving on to our questions. First one. Yeah, go ahead. You may have invaded my mind in my body, but there's one thing a seal always keeps his baby. That's his name. This is making so much noise. Oh, my bad.

He writes in, he says, hello, peony, penis, and penis. Amazing. Hi. Like Ed and Eddie? Yeah, I guess so. I guess. But he says, this is a wild callback for you and I. He says, do you still have the bag sword?

No, it's gone. Who was that? That was Jail's, right? Jalen had How do you even explain what this is? He had a sword

where he covered The sheath He covered the sheath In a plastic bag And then the blade Also in a plastic bag And so he had a A bag sword

And he pulled it out And he threatened us In a video that I shot It was the first video actually Yeah That you're in It's that Tom Sweeney Hates the Gays

This video Oh So it's like iconic moment ever. He says bag sword and he pulls a sword out of a paper bag basically. Or a plastic bag. We were, we were, it was.

We were wild in man. That was, it was so much fun, but it was because I think we were all losing our minds. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I think we were all like, for real going crazy. So like it was fun because we were all like,

ha ha ha, ha, ha. Why are you going crazy? I think we just didn't really understand how to be full adults yet. But like we were kind of, because we had, Do you remember we didn't have a water filter? Yeah.

We had the pot of water in the fridge that we would boil. Do you remember that? Oh, my God, he'd have to boil the water. It was hard water. We just boil the water. And then put in an afraid to get cold. Yeah. You guys could have bought a five-gallon drug that's free and done.

Yeah, we could have had deliveries. Yeah. You could have gotten the Brittas. We just weren't ready to be adults yet, really. We weren't quite ready. I don't boil water like I'm in the 1800s. What the fuck? Yeah.

If you boil mud, what happens? Just turn to dirt. What did you say? You boil mud, it just turns back in the dirt, right? I think if you boiled dirt, it turns into mud. Well, why would it turn in the mud? Because it's wet, right? No, boil don't make things wet.

What do you mean? He's talking about evaporating the fucking liquid out of it. Oh, I see. Back in a dirt. I'm thinking of boiling water. I'm thinking of like. I left for a minute. I was just like, I was like, what happens when you burn?

So listen. So hot, does it turn into the man? Yes. So let me say this. I don't stupid To the question Somebody kill him

I don't know if Jalen Still has this I don't I would imagine not Well hey you would ask him If you guys He'll be on the show soon I think I actually saw him

I saw him like literally like Sam him I saw him At the Andre 3000 show Oh right That I went to I think like a day ago Two days ago

Something like that Yeah That was wild by the way So weird He was playing a flute Oh yeah Like a bunch of like crazy album. Yeah, it was why.

But it was like, it was like, it was like, free style? They were like, composing on the spot, basically with like a bunch of like random. And it was kind of sick. But it kind of made me wish that like I had like taken something before. You know what I mean? Like if I took an edible or like shrooms or something. Ah. That would have been sick.

So it took a Xanax. It was falling asleep. He took a Zanax and sit there and be like, he was doing this thing too in the middle of the show. It was a nice little. It was so. I could tell. It's like, damn. I was just what I should have taken edible.

But like he was like in the middle of the show, he was like, gungwakitokoa kwa and he was like speaking in like these like fake he was speaking like a language like what the fuck language is this for like five straight minutes and he's like i made all that shit up you should seem to look out of your faces all these like fucking flute music's playing in the background he's like giving like some crazy shit like i remember feeling like this is profound probably it feels that way it has the energy of like meeting something he was like now i made that shit i made that shit i did that shit is awesome that's so weird extremely talented artists I wish he had more confidence in himself.

That's it. Yeah, super unconfident of himself. Anyway, next question. I cream in, I cream in Jeannie. Hot. He says, hello Piccolo Jr. Lord Pilaf and Majan Boo. Nice. Follow up to a previous question.

I think me. No, I know who Pilaf is, but I'm saying who is the villain from Dragon Ball. I know who people. I'm saying who one of which one of them ignored you. No, no, no. But Chris said me. So I was like P-Lap

Yeah, P-Laf is, I think P-Luff is me because I'm, P-Laf is small. Pekillo Jr. Who the fuck is Pekillow Jr.? Piccolo? Oh, that's insane. Fuck off. I would just discern that.

Well, that's his name. No, there's King Piccolo and then there's Piccolo. That's how I would discern the two. His name is Junior. He's, why would he be junior? Because he's Piccolo's son. Like, like, I know what you guys talking about

because you all the first time as Piccolo because of the Dragon Ball Z. But he's his name is Junior. You should be fucked against your will. They called him that in the taping. It's happened. But it's happened. Good. Piccolo. It's happened.

Piccolo is Piccolo. He is Piccolo. In every game and every fucking encyclopedia. Yes. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. When you're referencing Dragon Ball Z, he is just Piccolo. When you reference him before Dragon Ball Z and Dragon Ball's name is Junior. No one references Dragon Ball, buddy.

Well, that's his name. If you look him up right now, if you Google, it'll be like Piccolo Jr. It will say that on Google. Look. It will. It will. It's going to be like, Piccolo. You're going to see Piccolo.

Piccolo and then you're going to take on the page. Oh, on the other page. No, and you click into the wiki. Oh, that is junior. Clicking the wiki. You're just trying to be autistic. No, he is. He is.

You just want to be autistic though. But he is. Yeah, but nobody. No one really calls him. Wow. Look, it's Piccolo from Dragon Ball Z as Piccolo. Now, if you go to the Dragon Ball Wiki, right? I understand like what he's doing this.

That's like when the people was like, oh, Goku, right? Like, but when you go on to the page of like Goku's like actual stuff, he's like, oh, Sun Goku. Like, I agree, you're right, but he is junior. That is his name. He is Piccolo Jr. Whatever, man. I'm not wrong.

I'm not disagreeing with what you're saying. What I'm saying is you're trying your best to be neurodivergent. No, I'm not. Yes, you are. The guy just said Piccolo Jr. Yeah, but he, and I'm agreeing. Which is a neurodivergent thing to do. No, it's not.

Yes, it is. Is Piccolo Jr. No, you understand in a social situation, you would just say Piccolo. You're right. I agree. But this guy saying Piccolo Jr., all I'm saying is describing, like, Oh, that's Piccolo. We're not saying he's wrong.

What we're saying is like, I'm saying it's an autistic way to address things. Chris said who's Piccolo Jr. All I said was, oh, it's Piccolo. No, but weird. So the first thing he said was like, King Piccolo and then you'd address him as Piccolo. Yeah. Well, what I see here's, there's Piccolo.

No, but like if we were, if we were going to differentiate in a social setting, yes. We would be like not OG Piccolo and Piccolo Jr. We would say King Piccolo. Yeah, King Piccolo. I would be like, oh yeah, but his name is Picklelow Jr. Well, see, but he's saying that, putting that little caveat is the saying. That is a neurodive virgin thing to do. It's just more descriptive.

No, because nobody needed that. That is the whole point of, in a social situation, people are like, are you okay, sir? No, no one, they're like, oh, really? He's junior. I didn't think of that. And then we move on. No, the conversation got a little bit.

It was like, it's flowing. And then it's like, wait, I want to stop it for this little caveat. Because it's stupid. We have a show. We talk about that shit. That is the point. Thanks, I guess. Like, that was, I appreciate it.

I just think it's a weird way to write it because, like, if he said Pigolo, I would have understood. Piccolo Jr. is like a wild way to say that. No, she doesn't like anyone calls him that. No one's ever called him that. I don't think that's how. Junior. He is. All right.

All right. Remember the first episode of Dragon Ball? Remember first episode of Dragon Ball? Google calls him Jr. The first episode of Dragon Ball? Z, sorry. Dragon Ball Z. Sorry. Dragon Ball C calls him junior.

I don't. I don't remember that at all. He does. In what version? Yeah, there's like eight different version. The ocean, the ocean. Ocean Dup? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Is that Brian Drummond? I don't know. Junior. Fire, junior. Junior. I don't know. Junior. At first I thought of like a cell junior.

You know what I mean? Like, there's a pickle of a junior junior. There's like a tiny piccolo. That's the point of the fucking cell juniors too is a reference to that again. Well. All eight of the American kids that saw Dragon Ball before. We're like, I get it.

Yeah. I mean, it's all good. We get it. It's just, I would say, just be normal. This is a wild way to say that. Just be normal and say Piccolo. My question is, why did King Piccolo give birth to a pateradactal and a dragon? What are you talking about?

Remember a tambourine and... No. What's the niggies name? The big frog looking dude? He had two kids that were just like dragons. I'm gonna be real. I didn't watch that show because it was about babies fighting. Dude, the last time I was a grub rat.

I didn't give it fuck. I have... It's funny. I have only watched that show while it was airing. Meaning I was a fucking... I was in elementary school. And past that And it's not I didn't think it was a bad show at all

I enjoyed the fuck out of it I think it's a better show than Dragon Ball's E But I think Dragon Ball is more iconic No not for what I for what I want out of An anime Like if I'm watching like say I don't watch anime's like that I don't really watch like it like say for example

What is that studio Ghibli I don't I know those are good movies They're just not for me personally I get it Yeah so it's kind of like Dragon Ball It's like oh this is good But like seen Boy and Aaron It's

I heard it was pretty good. It's really good. It has a weird ass ending. Yeah. The ending's really abrupt. And you're like, oh, it's over now? Everybody went to go see it. And I was just like, I was just like, I'm going to go.

I really want to see. I'm going to play Baldess Gate three or something. Yeah. I was supposed to see. I was so sad. I was supposed to go see. Well, I wasn't, like, the plans intersected. Where I was supposed to see Megalopolis with Jack's films and some other people.

But it was the same day as the Andra 3000 show. I'm going to go see Andreth,000. I'm not going to watch this movie that everybody, everybody's talking. calling the worst shit that they've ever seen. What? Megalopas? What is it about? It's like Francis Ford Coppola's most recent thing. And it's just like apparently like a wild fucking... It's just baffling.

You know what's interesting? The worst thing I've ever seen was called Doom Megalopolis. It was an anime. And so now I'm like interested. It's not... Maybe it's based on the... That would be fucking funny. It's an anime adaptation that Francis Ford Coppola did. Doom Megaloplas is the biggest...

If anybody's seen that, please let me know. It's the biggest pile of shit ever. and some of you might have seen a gift from it where this this like penis plant monster that like you might have seen this thing that's like a like I'll pull it up I'll put it up I'll finish the question right we

He says follow up to a previous question This is I cream and genie again So follow to a previous question In a hypothetical snark tank RPG maker game What classes would you all want to be What would your special moves be? I feel like I'm a rogue I think I'd be a rogue and be terrible at it

You would not be a rogue. A terrible rogue. You're like a brawler. It's like a divergent path where it's like you've got to do so much etchedore to get him to be a rogue and he's not even good at it. It's just like it's like making Gail a barbarian but not Jigius facts. I love doing shit like that. I love like it just I want to make the biggest character and make them some fucking like pussy ass mage that just like, you know, it's so it's so it's so ridiculous. And it's ethical to what he should be able to do.

What he could be. Oh, I can tank all this damage and all that. You're like, no, I'm going to stay in the back and throw shit. I downloaded a trainer for Baldersgate. Oh, nice. Like a mod to just, to just nullify the combat, basically. Because I really don't give a shit.

I was telling you about the infinite turn. Because that was a, when I wanted a speed run through it, because I was like there were certain things I wanted to do. So probably on my second or third play through, whichever one, you would just not let them get a turn. You would fuck everybody up just to, it was so funny. So I did, there was one of my plays that was just not real at all. So I wanted to see how, it was how I beat, how I beat Gortash and, and Raven Guard.

Oh, is that his name? Yeah, Raven Guard. Yeah, how I beat them with all those, you know, the first meetings. So there's bombs, there's the fucking guards, there's all this shit. Like, I was just like, I want to see somebody beat this for, I'm sure there's somebody really good that did it. But myself, I was like, I want to see what happens. so I cheated, whooped everyone's ass immediately. I knocked Ravenguard out.

He still died. It was bullshit. I knocked him out, he still died. Or you have to save him from the witcher call. I wanted to see if maybe they did something. If someone was skilled enough to actually beat it, can you save Ravenguard this way? Nope, you can't.

He just dies, even though you knock him out. And it was so funny because I was like, this is so impossibly hard without doing this because you're not supposed to beat it that way. But yeah, that was just fun. Literally going up to every machine. fucking it up and then it's ready to explode. But so like everything's ready to explode,

kill everybody, and then you just let the next turn go and everything blows up at the same time. It's so funny. I just realized, I just realized, the fucking UI is all over the fucking camera. Yeah, so luckily it's in the corners. It's in the corners to where it can all be cut out.

Honestly, just leaving it. But yeah, because I know, I know it. Just leave it in. Whatever, fucking whatever. Well, I always, yeah, because when it reset, everything came back on display, but it's always cut out enough to where I noticed I didn't say anything because I'm like,

only that hand thing might be in you see like in the bottom not the bottom corner the technology is so fucking crazy. You think this shit's going to take over? You didn't technology if you guys are to take over this shit? Can't do a fucking single thing. It's going to try to kill us and it's going to be like it's going to slip into a puddle to blow up

and it's going to scream I'm hurting. It'll be like the opposite of Mr. Magoo where he'll fuck up but it will always have bad consequences. Every single time. Anyway, that's another thing I have no business knowing by the way. I'll surely pay you Thursday for a burger today. It's like, no, you fucking round

round-faced. Piece of shit. I'll kill the absolute shit of you, dumb bitch. It's not all business works ever. You sphere face, you sphere-faced freak. Yeah, I think Yeah, I'm definitely like a thief rogue. I always do that. It's just

like, it just works. It's the most fun for me. Yeah. I'm always warrior unless they have arcane warrior. So I get like I get both, you know Dude, I'm actually... I don't know, man, I'm kind of looking forward to Dragon Age

in some way. I don't really give a shit about it at all, but like... That's what's coming out to... I'm in the mood for like a fantasy thing, right?

No, this month. No, sorry, next month, sorry. Yeah, I was like, wait. Wait, hold on, maybe it might be this one. I thought it was at the end... God, damn. Let me look it up now. No, it's on Halloween.

Isn't it the very end? I was like, yeah, I think it's... 301st. I think it's the 31st. I think it's the 31st. Uh, yeah, I mean, you're probably right. Um, yeah, October 31st. Yeah, I was like, dude, I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be so glued to my place.

It's gonna be sad. And if it's bad, I'm like, wow, you know what? When you really take out the, uh, the weird voice acting, the changing colors, characters, hair, uh, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the canary are bad. The canary is, that's the only thing that I haven't gotten past. Like, right now, I'm, I've already coped with the art style. I was like, you know, fuck it, whatever. I don't think the art style is bad. I think the.

The environments are cool. The environment look dope. I think it's the character designs. Yeah, the character designs are fucking... One of not designs, I would say, like, the way that... They're drawn. Their design, fine, but, like, their heads are too big and, like... It's just a proportional thing, and I think also just, like, they look too clean.

Their weird polishedness, this weird... They look mannequin-y a little bit. I was like, what is... I don't get... Like, I feel like those designs would be fine if they just, like, scuffed them up a bit. You know what I mean? Like, you have a little bit of detail there. A little bit of imperfection.

They literally could... They look like models. They literally could change that. Especially the old guy. The old guy looks, the, he looks like he doesn't belong in that universe. Yeah. Like, he's so. He's like on a L'Oreal commercial.

He's like, he just looks, 90-year-old skids. People talk about hero shooters. Like, I was like, that guy. Like, when I look at that guy's face, like the older guy, I was like, oh, he's way too. Because he's, he just doesn't, I was like, eh. Whatever they did. That to me seemed, because I looked real. It looked like a real character.

Are you talking about that? Photoshop of me as a canary And I was like, what the fuck? Like Chris a little bit. I hated that. I truly, because I understand. I get it. Like, because they're drawn that way.

They're drawing your art style. The high cheekbones and the jaw. I get it. But like, that really pissed me off. Because I believed it for a second. I thought it was like, wow, wow, that looks weird. You ever seen that? Is the penis, wait, let me see it.

What the hell is that? It's this penis monster plant thing that's like, Yeah, I think I've jerked off of that, I think. Yeah. But yeah, it's a... It's hard to remember. Dumed Megalopolis. They're also, this guy, the main villain on the cover.

The cover looks really cool, which is obviously a bison thing, like a clearly based on... Oh, that looks crazy. So it looks kind of like... That would get like a 10-year-old made a click. Yeah, so this is how, like, seeing it in Blockbuster, we would always get, like, animas and shit. Because, like, once our neighbor that was around my age started showing us shit that we shouldn't be watching, Yeah.

Like all these fucked-up anime's like, like, Giver. And it's just like the bloodiest shit I ever seen as a kid. And then fucking Fis and the North Star or whatever. You show us all that cool shit. Me, I was obsessed with fucking Fist and North Star. I was fucking, I'm like, this is, because I'd never seen anything like that before. There was so much limbs flying everywhere. Exploding.

Exploding and fucking, yeah, that was great. Just seeing giant Kinscherot. So, this is a cool thing I ever seen. Anyway, so you're a warrior. Yeah. Roog, you're a dumb rogue, I guess. Is that what you said? Dumb rogue.

That's what he said, kind of. I said you'd be a bad rogue. I'll be a bad rogue or brawler, I guess. Yeah. Should be a paladin. We need a paladin. I guess, but I can't, man. Once I go down that path, it's scary.

Why? It's like, when I play Warhammer, dude, I play, like, I play Imperium and I say wild shit. And people are like, yay. That's how Imper is supposed to play. And I'm like, braw up into it. I'm finally, I've been meaning to play the first one for, like, for Ever,

Oh, what, Space Marine? Yeah, because I was just like, well, I know it's gears. I was just like, I know it's gears. I'll get around to it. Yeah. It's, well, it's a watered down version of gears. But it's like, I finally played it and I was still like,

I'm enjoying the fuck out of this. So you're playing the first one? Yeah, I'm playing the first one. Is it good? It's really fucking fun. It's really fun. That's why I didn't make a second one. Well, the only problem that I have with it is

once you get the, once you get the, the fucking, the jet pack like equipment, it the game and that's not most of the game the rest of the game feels a little lackluster because when you have that shit on it is phenomenal like it feels so good

because now it can burst forward slam and I was like why don't I and then it's and then it's and then it's conveniently ran out of fuel I was like you fucking that's kind of the problem that's the future that's kind of the reverse problem that Halo Infinite has with the grappling hook

because it's like you have it all the time in the story you just kind of have it all the time so it's like you're kind of just like it just trivializing this is the entire thing. It's like I don't have to plan anything. I could just like fucking Spider-Man forever. So this is tasteful

that it doesn't give it to you all the time. But I feel so godlike having it that I'm like I at least want more. It's not enough. Maybe it could have bounced a little more. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the game's fun as shit. It's actually the lack of cover shooting mechanic. Yeah, it's not

cover shooter. Makes it actually way harder. So because like the cover. Dynamically take cover, right? Like just have to stand behind it. You just have to stand behind things and it doesn't work very well because there's like these canon things they're still like perfectly hitting you and I'm like what's the cover for

but I'm having a lot of fun with it I'm almost done with it like it's a game that second one's really I'm super excited to play second one I'm so I'm so overwhelmed with games right now dude like it's a lot at the moment because I'm still trying to finish Mass Effect 3 I just got back so like now I can play it again

but I forgot what the fuck I was doing so I'm like I'm just I'm trying to recalibrate now I hate that so terrible, especially for the RPGs. You gotta take notes for RPG. I know, but I hate... Dude, especially those fucking like souls, like any of those games,

because you don't even have like a... Because you know how you have like, you can have a mission objectives and RPG and maybe look to it and be like, okay, I see what I can do and maybe it'll jog my memory. If you haven't played, say, Eldon Ring in months

and you jump back into it, like, the fuck... I don't know what's happening. It was hard for me to jump back in Eldon. I have no idea where to go. I jumped to the Elder Ring where I was. like a hundred hours in

and just had to restart. Yeah, but at that point I was like, I'm not gonna do 100 hours again. So I was just like, I just figured, I just went, what I did was I just like went to the beginning again, like in the area and I just like fought my way through to where I was.

And then by the time I got back, I was like, okay, I kind of, I get how this works. I was a most memory that game for every three months muscle memory is gone and I'm like, I can't fucking. I beat the DLC and I was like, thank God I'm I'm fucking done. I'm done with that. I'm kind of done with that game.

I forgot. I beat bail. I was like, yay, I beat this. Big ass dragon. I'm done. The story's over. I beat millennia and I was like, I feel fine.

Okay. There you go. I'm good. Good stuff with that series, man. But yeah, dude, so Silent Hill. More stuff on the way.

Silent Hill 2 is out soon. And apparently, pretty good, which is cool. Because there was like some speculation, there was like concern about it because the team that was doing it was just not very good.

Oh. But apparently they did a pretty good job. Dead Rising. I still have to play. Is it already out? Yeah. And then Dragon Ball potentially maybe, depending on,

I don't know. It's a lot. And the dragon nature. the month. It's a fucking busy October. It sucks. But I came up for December, man. I'm sorry for Marvel rivals, man. I want to play that game so bad. That's the Marvel Hero Shooter? Had such a good time playing it.

Really? I don't know why it took him so long to make this. Like, that was like an obvious like, why don't you make it? I did not think it was obvious at all. Like, my thought was like, why the, Marvel Hero shooter? Yeah. Sounds stupid as fuck. It's like more than halfway there.

Most like. Yeah, like if anyone could do it, it'd be them. What's my thing would be like Punisher Cable. Right. That's what I was thinking. I was like, what? Okay, because you're thinking literal people that shoot. Yeah. That's why.

When I think of a hero shooter, I think about shooters. Yes, I was thinking of like characters that could fit archetypes for like. Right. I understand what you're saying. I was like, this is obvious. How different is this from that fucking Avengers game that they, that flogged? Nothing like it. So the Avengers.

There are the same characters kind of. Like there's a Captain America in there and there's a Captain America in this game. That's one's Overwatch. watch and then the other one's more like Anthem. Yeah. You know what I mean? If that's like a good, that's like I feel like the best comparison point.

Ah. But, uh, God, Anthem was sad. I have, I never played the, that, uh, Avenger thing. I never did either.

Yeah. It was really, I liked it because it was Avengers, but then I realized it was such a like, a wildly watered down version of everybody, like narratively as well. I hated the fact that like everybody looked like, like porn actor versions of like the characters of their,

it would be like, I remember seeing the poster or like the, the, in-game render of all of them standing next to each other is like this looks like a porno it looks like a porn parody it looks like a porn parody straight up this looks like the I don't even know what the

I can't even think of something the penisters that's wildly terrible I tried yeah Avengers Convengers I don't know Avengers

Avengers pair and porn There's really not a lot of good things that you could do to it Yeah the game is really cool There's a lot of really cool characters designs Yeah does it look Because I might check it out It's free so like I might check it out

Oh it's oh it's for okay Yeah I'll probably check it out I'll point into the game I'll put a hundred dollars into it easy Because I fucking love I love that shit You're gonna throw a hundred dollars In a free game

Don't do it A Marvel game with like all those cool skins Like that You're the demographic You're destroying everything You're specific No it's it's a It's a superhero game

What's called the game Marvel rivals Okay so here's the thing about like What you said is like Oh well there's like different archetypes That could fit into that game The reason why I think is So the reason why I think that that's like, it might be obvious now, knowing that, I think it's more obvious to make that game now when...

Post Overwatch, I think it's fine. Well, not even just post Overwatch, but post like, yeah, fucking whatever. Like, everything's a crossover. Who cares? Like, oh, fucking Wallace and Grometer and Fortnite drapping with Eminem like, fucking who cares? Yeah, make a Marvel hero. Is that real? Yeah.

Are they actually in there? No, no, Martin. No, no, they're not. No, but that's believable. It was. It was. That's what I was like, wait. There's nothing unbelievable about that.

that premise. Yeah, Fortnite has, Fortnite has become its own genre game. It's like, Fortnite is, so the fact that that's possible, it's like,

yeah, why not make a fucking hero shooter about Marbles? It makes sense. It looks stupid. I'm sorry. It's a fun game, dude.

I saw it in it. It looked kind of dumb, but it could be fun. It's really fun. If it wasn't fun, I wouldn't give it as credited. I'm giving it. It's actually a really fun game.

Show me more. What the fuck? Yeah, I don't know. I think it could be fun, but like, the reason why it's not, it's obvious now and what wasn't obvious

before because it's like, dude, do you, do you remember that Gears of War Harry Potter game? Yeah, I'm sorry? No. Right, exactly. No. So one of the Harry Potter games, I can't remember which one of the, they, I think it might have been, there was like a dirty Harry Potter, like a.

No, no, so, so. Dirty, dirty, dirty Harry Potter game. No, so, like, a long time ago, I think, like, when the movies were coming out and they had their movie based high-end games. I think it was either Goblet of Fire or, like, it might have been, like, the late, the last ones. Sorcer, I remember Sorcer Stone, I played that one. It was not a, okay.

And that was not gears, though. There was a game, there was a Harry Potter game that was ostensibly gears. And it was just Harry Potter, Ron and Hermione. And they would like, it was like a cover shooter, but with like their wands. And it was so stupid. It was just so terrible. Nobody, just not good at all. And that idea at the time would have been like, why not make a shooter out of Harry Potter?

You know what I mean? Like, why the fuck not? It's like, there's many reasons not. And that kind of, that's kind of here where it's like, Why would you make a shooter? Oh, you're going to play as the Hulk in a shooter? What?

Are you stupid? Yeah, but it's a hero shooter. So it's like classes and stuff. I understand what you mean. I get it, but like still hero shooters have all the characters have ranged attacks. Oh yeah.

Well, yeah. But then that's how they change it's like there's brawling characters, the hero shooters now. Because it's like, which to be fair, I think for. Counterstrike.

Rainbow Six? No. The most famous one with the fucking, Overwatch is the most famous hero shooter. The one before it, the one with all the fucking. all the memes, all the billions of memes made out of it. Team Fortress?

Team Fortress, yeah. Oh. You do some Team Fortress. It's like the archetype of hero shooters, pretty much. I guess, yeah. The first, like, really big one, right? Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, I guess so.

I think so. I think so. Yeah, I guess so. Yeah. Yeah. Because hero shooters. Spawn from that, I guess. Right.

Because it's like Clashers, it's like class. Then there's like heroes of particular bill. I would say still. I would say it's, yeah. I think it's in the, yeah. Yeah. But I would say like that's idea. I can see Hulk being in the game like that

where he's like a brawly, runs on it, and kind of punches and smashes things and he jumps around the stage. Then obviously Spider-Man's more of an assassin character. They should give him a gun. They should give the Hulk with a gun. They should give the Hulk a normal. Hulk is pretty much Diva, honestly.

Yeah. He goes out and he turns like, they're really scary. What do you mean he hulks out? You can play as just Bruce Banner? That would be amazing. What do you mean? He has like a gun.

He has like a gun. He has a gun and he can transform. Wait, hold on. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, right. No, I swear to God. I can't tell anymore Because no no I'm being that serious

Hulk is the Hulk is like the outer shell character You start of as Bruce Banner Then you can press a button To Hulk out Then after you get hit to zero You turn it into Bruce Banner And then people start being the fuck head

Because you're Bruce Banner Spider-Man's doinking you on the fucking head Didn't you like get one shoted No you can um It's like Deva you know You know I don't know Shut up shut up

It's like what does Diva do She's like in the Mac and when a mega destroy She can run on like a little blaster Yeah, but so, but is Diva just a regular, like civilian type? Pretty much. She has way less HP. She has like a gun that has like... She has a Mac.

I had no idea of it. I fucking can't believe this. Yeah, it makes sense. I can't believe what the fuck I'm seeing. This looks so stupid. This looks like fucking Fortnite. It's really fun. Like I...

What you like Fortnite? Ew, why does he look... Why does the Hulk suck? Why does he look so stupid? He's so tiny. Dude, he's not that much bigger than Bruce. That's kind of insane. Wait, back it up.

That's like the Hulk with like a lowercase age. Dude, he's kind of small Yeah, they don't He's not he's not like massive Hulk isn't always massive Wait but now he's hulking more like you can Hulk more Oh he's like you're like He goes to Monster Hulk he looks like a boa

What's going on This is a fucking fever dream Never mind I don't like this at all I just convince myself to not jump into a game Now it's really good It's just not for it's not for me Yeah

It's not I don't First of all I don't really play Hero shooters and To me I think it's not a game because it's inherently always competitive. So that's the thing. You can't really play it.

Like you can, there's gonna be a story probably. Yeah, the PVP shit, whatever. Fuck me. But the big thing is I'm, I should,

I wish this wasn't true for me, but aesthetics matter to me more than I want them to. Even in like say something like my favorite legend Zelda game is Link's Awakening. Oh yeah. The way that it looks on Switch, I wasn't eager to jump in play it. It's so good. It looks very,

it looks like very like, it looks like it's very, very fucking. It looks like it's for a 12 year old. Yeah, it looks like it's definitely for kids. I would say less than 12. You're right. It's less than 12.

Like mega blocks. I kind of, yeah, I remember that was like refreshing at the time for me. Because like I don't really play a lot of those games. And I was like, oh, this is kind of cute.

I like it was like serene and like pleasant to, to experience. I'd never beat that game because that game's kind of weirdly hard. Like it's like a bunch of stuff is like, it's always been difficult for somebody. I just remember being like, what the fuck am I supposed to do in this fucking game?

That's actually a problem in that game. Yeah, it's like it's crazy. I found the final boss in that game by mistake. And people tell me they found the final boss on purpose. I don't believe them. Yeah, yeah. There's a,

you blow up, you blow up a random. The wall is so random. It's crazy. It's, that game is. And there's the final tempo. And I'm like,

this is ridiculous. That was one of those games that it took me a long time to, because they'll give you like one clue sometimes. Yeah. And I'm like, what the fuck, man? Yeah.

I feel so weird about it, though, because I do really like it. You go to the temples. And then afterwards, you're like, I don't know how to finish the game. Like, I don't know.

I'm just walking around now. There's the fucking like whatever though. But yeah, it's the game, the game felt a lot more like dark fantasy to me in the original. And so this was such a like contrast. I was like, yeah,

this game is very, Marvel Rob is very, it's very like cyber, cyber Japanese, like neo-Japanese, which I like to a degree. I enjoy. Yeah,

I'll give a shot maybe, but I do hate the way it looks. I think it's, I think some of the costumes are crazy. It's no, it's, yeah, I see who they're people.

They're, they're, like, hey, let's get a little bit of that Fortnite money. Yeah, makes sense. If anybody can get that money, it's Marvel. Isn't that app that they had did really well? Oh, Marvel Snap. Yeah.

Marvel Snap makes them so much money. Was that Snap? Yeah. It's wild how much money they make, man. All right. Let's get to the next one. Haggis. Haggis wrote in.

Haggis. Says, hello two and a half blacks. Not exactly. Two and a half. In honor of spooky season. It'd be like one and a half or like one and almost. Black, black, black, black, black, black, black. It would just be two and one someone else.

Yeah, not black. Black, black, black, black, blackie black. Black, black, black, black. Black, blacks, blacks, black. In honor of spooky season, in honor of spooky season, what's the best, what's the best prank slash practical joke or something similar you pulled on someone? Curiously?

I'm not, yeah, I never really. I would just scare my elderly grandma. And then now I think by it. And I'm like, I was probably almost killing my grandma. Years off of alive, bro. Dude, I used to do that too. This is all my fault. Her whole switch is my fault right now. I used to do that to my great aunt.

Because I had the, I remember specifically she was, I don't know if she was afraid of spiders specifically, or if she was afraid of spiders in the way that most people should be. But I had this toy arragog from like Harry Potter or whatever. The giant spider. It was just super fucking cool. It was like really detailed or whatever. I should have brought it actually. It was fucking so wild. It's a really good piece of like,

It's a stupidly good toy. He was just like a generic giant spider for Spider-Man to fight. You know what I mean? He was definitely not Aragog in my scenario. That was a Spider-Man told him. He was like, this is where I get my power from. You're my final battle. He was my dad.

No, it would just be like Goku fighting a giant spider or, you know, Dr. Octopus for some reason. A doctor-opt. Fights I would have, bro. I have like Kyoga from Pokemon fighting Sonic the Hedgehog. And it's like, what is the property? The crossovers were fucking wild. That's what that was the point.

Fortnite is so successful, actually. I think it's just like literally just like, let's just make this. Let's make Walson Gromit. Put Walson Gromit in with Bill Cosby with Frankie Valley. Bill Cosby goes Kayokane against fucking. It's weird. You're saying things that appeal to like me. You know what I mean?

It's like a seven-year-old and you will both be like, we need to get more money. We already got the child demographic. How do we get to the 1834 or say like, you know, the one even after that. Yeah, you got to get my dad. You gotta get like a you gotta get Jimmy Durandy and Peter Peter Peter Laurie Selya Cruz like this shit like that like Celia Cruz Get like my grandmother play if you put like fucking

Marilyn Monroe Did they watch Johnny Carson? Yeah Johnny Carson Get Johnny Carson would be a big one All these boomers would be like Young phoenonite oh dude Young Magic Johnson freaking Jimmy Carter Now and before there's two There's two skins

Dude, there's young Jimmy and there's old Jimmy Stop! That's crazy. He's fucking, he's just in the game. But he's fire though. But yeah, he's,

him doing all the dances. He's a, he's a beast. Oh my. The skin is actually better. Like you're like, oh, this shit has this.

And his ability, Jimmy Carter's ability in game is even in, even in no build mode he can build. You build. Way too fast. He uses half resources to build and he doesn't fast. Half the resource and way fast. And the whole time he says,

I think. games like this should exist. So fucked up. Because I think fundamentally games should be fun. Like they should be always be fun. Yeah, I think it's fine. And I think ideas like that should be able to be allowed. I think in the early, in the early days, it was just dumb. Because it was just like, it wasn't really that interesting. The stuff that they were doing, it was just like, okay, here's a skin. But once they started being like, okay, here's like a Spider-Man skin and also like a web shooter. And that'll like have like an actual impact on game play. Or like, here's the Kamehamea as a move. It's like, okay, this is sick. Yeah. This is cool,

actually. Imagine sniping somebody out of the sky with a command. You can do that. It's an insane. People are just getting blown away. Can you beam clash in it?

No way, right? No, I think they just cancel each other out. They don't like, yeah, not like it doesn't turn into a mini game.

That would be so cool, though. That would be really difficult to figure out, I get it. Some of the people doing it, I would just

yeah, move and blow the head off with a sniper. That'd be so fucking Virginia, Virginia gets JFK in the middle of a beam struggle. That would be cool as shit.

That would be cool. I think, I wish I could fucking remember the mashups I did as a kid and like turn them into film somehow. They'd be box office hits. They would be terrible. I'd like they'd be box office hits.

They don't know. They'd be bad. Because they'd be, they'd be really stupid, but they would just be so fun that someone's like, I, this movie, the plot was the pot of a seven year old with autism, but like, it would be, the exposition was amazing. It was so fun to watch. It would be a movie where like the reviews would be, would congratulate it for knowing what it is.

Yeah. You know what I mean? Or it's just like, it knows. what it is and that's great. Right. You know what? Personal score, 10 out of 10. Yeah. Actual rating reviewer's score. This is maybe a 7. Don't fucking see this shit.

You're a reviewer don't see the shit. If you like having fun, see it twice. If you're looking for something heady, nothing awaits you here. Five out of ten. Too much water. Too much water. All right. Yeah, no, I'm not a prank person really. Like, I don't, um... Yeah, I never

really did it. I never I don't know. We have one prank, but it kind of went too far. It wasn't really a prank. It was a prank. It wasn't supposed to be. It was a prank. I pitched it as like a joke because that's what we do.

And we've been doing it ever since and before that. Which is like, wouldn't this be a crazy thing to do? And then somebody else was like, oh, yeah. And then it was like, oh, I didn't mean that. And then they did it anyway. It was just like, mm, all right. But, yeah, I'm not a joker. I like watching the shows, though.

Like, in practical jokers, I was watching, like, random clips. this morning for no reason other than it just like shut up on my timeline I'm like this is fucking it's fun to watch I will say It's not fun to experience Yeah Remember the one they made it

They pretend like the guy died Oh yeah That was recent I saw that And he freaking he just The other guy went the other time over there It was a stressed out He thought his friend died Yeah

He thought I played so much And then you were like How would you do this? Well they're so crazy This is our jokes I was watching I was watching this morning Like the one where they put a tiger

In his In the room with him Whenever I'm like That's so insane It was a real tiger It was a real tiger. And it was like on a rope. Like tied to like the shower bar or something.

It was just like, that's not enough to stop a tiger. No. But I assume it's like a, I don't know, a mega, mega, mega,

mega, they probably drugged that tiger up. Yeah, yeah. It's why I said dated to the point that it was probably dead. Yeah. Yeah,

there's no way. But still, that would have, I would have not been friends with anybody after. Yeah, that would be too much for me. I was like you. Oh,

yeah, like fuck you. That's not, that's not funny at all. That's so unfunny. it's unreal. I would play the slow game and I'd wait until I go to your house and I would open hand slap the fuck out of your child.

No, my prank would be I would walk up to that tiger, put my head in its mouth and die. And then they would have to live the rest of their lives knowing that they put me in a situation. That is so fucked up. That is, that is probably almost as fuck that was what they did to you. Yeah. It is, but like this is.

Like you panic? You start freaking out of it. It's like, you get a level of like bliss. Yeah, except I know what I'll do. I know how to do. to get out of this stressful situation. And then you slap the tiger.

Yeah. Punch that you uppercut the tiger's jaw into your own head. And the tiger's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, I didn't mean to do this. The tiger steps back. I didn't mean to do that. I didn't mean to do that. I didn't want to kill him. I didn't want, no.

Do you remember? And then they time travel back to 1916 and then lynched the tiger in the town square. Well. That's fire. Like they did that elephant. Do you remember? Oh, yeah. We need that.

Oh, God. You remember Tony of the tiger, right? Of course. No, who's that? What the, why would you say that? Wait, what do you mean? No, no, no, no, we're talking about tigers. What do you mean?

Are you talking about, like, he's not like fucking eight. He's like, you remember you remember talking to tiger, right? Like, are you talking about Anthony? Anthony the tiger. Anthony T. Gray. What about him? You remember when they made the, uh, the frosted flakes extreme where he had, he had lightning bolts on his body instead of, um. It was like static shock?

Why did you point? Like, what do you mean? Nothing. But remember when he had like the lightnings? They didn't cut the camera at the right time. They, yeah. Um. My brain, I'm diverging.

I got to get back. I got it back in my timeline. All right. Remember when they made the extremes for the, for the, for the, where the frosted flakes had the lightning bolts on his body for some reason. Do you remember that? I don't think so. Wait, are you talking? What?

When Tony, Tony the tiger had lightning bolts on his body for some reason. Tony, the tiger. Tiger lightning. Bolt? Design. I feel like it would just come up if you did the lightning bolt. Remember?

Oh, yeah. What the hell was this? Fierce? I forgot about this. Yeah, they had like protein in them, I guess. I don't remember that at all. What the fuck? So many series of got taken off the fucking market

in our lifetime because they've been like poison. Yeah, that's true. Dude, I think, I think, so I'm not having a cartoon one, but there's this protein cereal that I've been eating. And I think there's something wrong with it. Because, like, you know when I was feeling really bad? and I got a colonoscopy and all this shit.

I've replicated everything else that was eating at that time. Except for that cereal? Except for that cereal? And I was like, wait a minute. Is that? Because I was thinking, oh, I'm having something's going on. And that's the one thing that I'm scared to like try again. I don't remember.

He had the extremes. I remember that. And I was like, oh, I remember talking to having lightning bolts on his body for some reason. I don't get it. I can remember so much. But why? fragmented moments of my Why is he? But why is he powering up?

Because they're like powered up Frosted Flakes. With protein in them or something? I think it's protein. I don't know. The protein sounds right But that could be wrong. Maybe there's caffeine in it? What the fuck? There's caffeine in there or something? What happened? He put it over his pants? I was trying. I was like, how do I draw the pants look like they're unbuttoned?

And then this cock is out of it? I could. I had to erase it because I was like I don't know how to do it to make it look like it's folded pants. I don't have that. I don't. All I can do is just draw a mean cock, you know? Not a nice cock. Like it's not, it's not bad. It's not bad. Oh my God. Penis Valley. All right. Saddest substance. Yankee Valley. What are you doing? Shut your fucking phone off.

Keep just, you don't, you never need that shit. Just keep it on, keep it on a vibrate. Anyone who needs you that badly, they know how to get to you. You know what I mean? Yeah. They know how to, they know how to just want to. finally get the call and they're like, yeah, you missed it. And I'm like, really? Your son was born. Your son was born. The fuck?

We were pregnant? What do you mean? That'd make me so mad. She's like, oh, I forgot to tell you. She just forgot. I'd break up with her. Yeah? Yeah, 100%.

I wanted to abort it. Of course. Saddest substance. I put that in a blender and then pour it on a floor and step on it. Saddest substance wrote in. He says, hello people, short for pee people. What the fuck does that mean? at what point would you say something

if what at what point would you say something if every time you saw Sweeney he was 10% larger than the last time you saw him would you confront him about his wanton growth thank you boys

feel so good on my earbones so are you saying like the thing that I'm imagining right is that you are like proportionally like scaled up 10% like in like Photoshop document like diagonal drag 10% okay that's it

that's already We just keep, yeah, just keep that. It's already really noticeable. The first time you guys will say something. 10% is crazy. The first time. The first time I notice it, which would be immediately, I would be like, what's going on, bud? Yeah.

Why are you 10% larger? Like, what do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? I wish I wasn't Ozaru. The second time would be insane. So like we do the podcast twice a week, right? So the second time we see it.

It would be 10% more. So then it would be. notice it immediately? Is it multiplicative or are we just? Yeah. Of course. Of course. That's fucking terrifying. That's horrifying. That's horrifying. So, listen, 10% is a lot. Okay? Like, 10% is not like a meager, like unnoticeable amount. Like, I think

the first time you come in after this is like a factor, we'll notice. Yeah. Because you have to fit in the frame. Yeah. Of the camera. Which will notice immediately like, something's off. Yeah. You guys just seem to be like, this is wrong. Yeah. If that didn't have happen though that's what would give it away now if so if it would be so if we're going to do it like we'll say we're just going to do it additive like if you do within so basically in 10 weeks

you'll be 100% larger no I'd be more than that wait if we're yeah you would are we going are we going 10% each time then at this moment I'm a lot oh not weeks I'm let's say I'm 11 and I'm 11 and 5 weeks because since we do twice yeah right so I'm 110% at the second time the first time you see me yeah that would be 10% more. more than the 110% I was of my original self every time. And that would trigger you guys. You guys would be like, something's wrong right now,

like really bad. I'd be like there's something in your water. That's why. Yeah, if we did it, if we did it like the other way. Would you take it? Would you drink the water immediately?

Be like, no, I don't want to be 10% bigger? No. We should like, like yeah. That would be, I thought it looks strange.

I thought it wouldn't even be like a nice like, oh, you're taller. You would just be bigger in every way in an odd way. I would just look photoshopped. You know, like I just. Drag and dropped,

you know. Yeah, I would look like I was just superimposed onto the world. Yeah. I just wouldn't look right. I think the government would take you away. Yeah, they would. Yeah. They want to take me already.

Yes, you know? Yeah. I mean, I mean, I do see that tall baby. Get the fuck out of here. No. What the fuck you talking about? What the fuck you're talking about? The big baby that's kept growing?

No, what the fuck. Are you talking about honey eye blew up the kids? No. He's got cursing at the guy. It's really fucking funny. Wait, isn't that like where somebody like fights a baby or something? Or what he's talking about? I don't know.

I don't know what you're talking about. I feel like a long time ago there was a movie that was discussed that there was a big baby. And I think the guy like fights the baby or kills it or so. I can't remember. I don't remember. I know there was one where like Will Ferrell punched a baby or something. I feel like I remember that gift going around. Oh, yes.

Whoa. What is it from? Yeah, it's this. We once. I do remember this. We once, yeah, on the podcast years ago. I thought he like fights the kid or something. that is so crazy

I would shoot that kid I thought yeah I'm sorry but I would just shoot that kid that's a day well who wouldn't a kid that's that size is a danger I'm sorry to me a baby that's that size is crazy

that's the worst thing that could happen because the kids are like annoying as shit now imagine it being like huge and like physically extremely imposing imagine being big annoying loud incontinent and then also being able to match anybody physically

yeah yeah I'd kill that baby I'm hitting those knees with bats I'm fucking, I'm fucking... I'm... Imagine an eight-foot-tall baby crawling at you full speed with like the grip strength

of a baby accelerated by like his mass. Yeah, I would just... I'll look at a little back of the head. Woo! I would just be like, guess what? Boom.

That's kind of a baby that's like if it shit up its own back it would break the windows. Oh, no. I would Yeah I would Even if you push it off the roof It would be some

I was probably so big And like Yeah I watched a video What's a video On Twitter the other day Like people Just got in this thread Of people shitting themselves

In the middle of fights In the middle It happens sometimes There's somehow a lot of these And there was one where it's like Hey yo he shit himself You shit in himself Ew he got cock on him

Leave him alone man He's done He's done he's stinky He's done he's stinky Stunk himself up So embarrassing. I mean, you'd never come back from that. You'd have to, if that happened in school, especially, if that happened in high school, like, first of all, you would kill yourself.

I mean, reasonably. I mean, reasonably. It's over. Or you would move. Like, you're not staying there. Does that imply that the person, do you think the person was already on the verge of shitting themselves for the start to fighting? They're probably very nervous. They probably had like a stomach thing.

And then they, for some reason, picked a fight. Yeah. Because a lot of the times that I see this happen, it's people who, like, pick the fights that end up shitting themselves. Which is crazy. I'm just like, why not just avoid that situation? I think I got it. See, they're honorary because they're constipated. Yeah, they're angry.

Yeah, and then like there's people that just like... Literal toddler behavior. My stomach hurts, so I'm going to be a shit hit. Yeah, dude. Like, there's some people that can't, like, they don't have normal shits, right? So they're just all backed up. Toddlers and women logic. They get...

Then they get hit once and they shit themselves. That's it. That's hilarious. Imagine getting slapped in the face and... And then you hear it, point. That's probably exactly what happens. Hey, you know, that shit. The people's reactions are so great.

It's like, there was one where he got on his shirt somehow. And I'm like, how the fuck is that? Ew. Ew. I would so be done with that fight. I would immediately be running in the other direction. I would kick that guy in the ribs and leave. So unfortunate, man.

For the shit to also, like, be visible, it's a lot of shit. It's a lot of shit. That's a lot. because normally people that normally shit themselves you would never know unless you smell like what the fuck smells like shit but like normally it's contained with it because it's not you didn't take a full fucking dump where I let some of it out and you're like oh I shit myself

we're gonna fight wear dark wear dark pants you wear dark or maybe brown pants you start wearing brown pants this is all the cake you buy sheds uh white so all the time like why you're brown sweats and then um wear um the the zip ties around your ankles to make sure it doesn't leak out that that's so alarming understanding that that's a problem with you

to the degree that you have to prepare for that in that way is so outrageous someone has a dress shirt on and then brown sweats with zip ties around you know what's going on with them somebody asks he's like why do you got zip ties around you're like oh well see I shit myself a lot

he's just up front about it because like what is he going to do lie what you can do what's supposed to happen I shit myself sweat so I shit myself a lot sometimes it leaks out of my pants so this is a preventative measure for everybody's well-being. Exactly. I appreciate that.

It's like, oh, thanks. I'm not going to talk to you anymore, but, oh, I love, I love, I updated to iOS 18 and now I can't find my favorites.

I haven't. Where the fuck of my favorites? I don't know. I have a new phone ASAP. God, why do they do this? It's like, it's a new,

it's a new, oh, Jesus Christ. Thank God I don't have to deal with that right now. I don't know where my favorites are. I wanted to show you guys those, remember those fashion pants? They're like, like, ballooned up. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

This is like people piss and shit of those. Like, you can just, you don't have to go to the bathroom anymore. Just stores are there. And cool, I wouldn't be able to show the screen, but I, at least I'll edit it in. Yeah. Where the fuck are the favorites at, man? Anyway, yeah, we would confront him immediately, I think, if he was getting exponentially bigger.

Next question from Paz. He says, hey, Latino Slant Podcast. I got an interesting question. What do you think about kink? I noticed that despite you guys being in your late 30s, let's relax. I'm late 30s. Just only me. I'm, I just turned 30.

I'll be 31, I think, in like two months. I'll be 31 next year. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So let's relax. Let's relax a little bit. It doesn't matter, though. You little big baby. You little big baby.

You dumb little big baby. You dumb, big baby. You tiny big bitch. You tiny big bitch. Stupid baby bitch. Arrest him. Arrest him. Demons get him.

Demons get him. What was that from? That's freaking Morty, right? It's like, demons rip his heart out. So dumb. All right. He says, what do you think about Kink? I noticed that despite you guys being in your late 30s,

every single one of you has the sexual taste of a boiled chicken and get uncomfortable about preferences such as small boobs, blowjobs, or non-penetitive sex. I don't think that's true. Have you met me? Oh, my God. You want to see my pornist three? It's fucking dubious. I feel like maybe this is in reference to some, like, because I remember an old conversation

of like you were, you were, it was you. It was you alone saying like, oh, it's normal to like wait months to fuck your, your, your, uh, your significant other. That's what I thought dating was when I was younger. I mean, granted, granted, like, I got older and I was like definitely fucked girls one time. I fucked them the day I met him and it never talked again. But like, to me, you got to know if you're sexually competitive. You got to know, you know, it's not to be before, but soon. You have to know.

Soon. I have no earlier. I would prefer before. But if, well, I've just personally, I've never dated. anybody who was like that. You know what I'm saying? I would just hate to get married to somebody and then like, you end up sleeping with them for the first time and then it's just like not only

is there no sexual chemistry, but like, I don't even know, like, even just like they're not even good at sex. Or just it's not even, it's more just like a compatibility thing. It's like, oh, not even the, like the pheromones aren't working. Like everything's, like I'm not even interested. Like what I mean? Freak and you're not and they're like, I need freak shit and y'all didn't discuss that. That's crazy.

You got to do it. That shit has to happen. Obviously, like, I don't know. It's just so much smarter. Like, you can take the gamble. You can gamble if you want to. I think Kinks are, my problem with Kins is that. We're not done.

The question is done, to be fair. Actually, I don't know where he's getting a lot of this, though. It's just, Chris in particular, dislikes blow jobs, but would notably also give them if the right woman had penises, parentheses, Lady Gaga. I think you guys would. You talked about that? I don't think I said that as a joke.

Probably. Probably. I think you guys would either bloom or boom at the Folsom Street Fair. thoughts what the hell's that i don't know it's probably some fucking raunchy fucking like all the way of like a fucking eyes white shirt party yeah i don't know like in a fulsome like fulsome callie i got no idea uh we're all eating around this yeah um but i i mean i don't know i'm first of all like seeing stuff doesn't bother me yeah in a way that like say if there was a if i was at a like a fair parade or anything like that i know where i'm at so it was like say when they're

they're doing like pride shit and like weho that wouldn't bother me because i'm like i know what I'm, I know what I'm, I'm there, if I'm there, I know what I could see. Right. I can see a lot of gay dudes do some crazy shit. I'd be mad as fuck. Yeah, but it'd be weird. It's like, why are you here being angry? Because I need somewhere to be angry. I need somewhere to be angry. It's like one of those biggest that just go out of their way.

It's sad. What the fuck is this? Oh, I have no reason to be here, but I flew state, I flew from other state to get here to be mad to be mad. While he is the hardest dick. It's already turns and knocks people over. That's how hard. This is so disgusting. Like Charlie Sheet and fucking, um,

scary movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, dare it took, I took too many Viagras. I took too many broly. Have you heard about the broly packs? I don't know if that's real.

Yeah, we talked about, I don't, I saw that, but I feel like I might be good footage on. There's honey packs and a broly pill. Yeah, I,

I don't know, man. I don't think, I don't think we're that, like, is the insinuation here that we're prudish? Is that kind of like, that's kind of like the vibe that I'm getting. I mean,

I think there was things that we've talked about before that were a little, like... And by the... Let me say this about blow jobs. Yeah. By the way, I avoid talking about this stuff specifically because I know that, like, at some point, my family's going to come into this. And I was like, I just don't want to have this conversation. But I will say... Tell them to close their ears.

Yeah. Uncle, cousin... Cousin. Leave. Skip 30 minutes. There you go. But it's not necessarily that, like, I dislike them. it's that I would, if it's part of it, right?

If it's just part of like the, you know, the event of having sex, then a blowjob is like, okay, fine, cool. Like it's part of it. It's like part of the routine in some way. But if it's just that, no. If the idea is like, it's just a blood, no, I'm not going to. I think I just, I've got a lot of bad blow jobs about it from being honest. That's, yeah.

I mean, quite right. They've missed more than they've hit. And so for me, I'm just like, eh, it's not really. That's unfortunate, man. That's not my experience at all. I think girls. I just don't want to, I don't want to. bust if it's not, if I'm not also doing everything.

Like, I just don't see the point. I can just jerk off at that point. God, I couldn't, I couldn't be so further from that. That's fair. Yeah, that's fine. To be good at giving blow jobs. Somebody commented recently that your hair looks poorly cropped. Poorly cropped?

Like on me? Oh, put your hands out. Like, it's... Oh, like if it was cropped out and it like, oh, they missed... They miss... Oh, my gosh. It's not... It's fucking deflated

And they're like You need to You need to do it again You took too much off See that little tail Over here On the other side My hair is always

I have to pick it out of it Yeah there's always little parts out of it Like You got a You got a I picked it out recently Yeah you got Yeah

But so like For a girl to be good At sucking dick They have to suck dick a lot And I feel like And they can just suck one guy's dick a lot Yeah Well they have to suck dick

Yeah I just don't want to Like implied like Oh you know Someone's mind is going to run in the opposite direction. They have to suck a dick quite often. Right. And I feel like more often than not, most girls are like, I don't, I don't do that that much.

I don't have that experience. It's just, I don't have a very, I don't know if it's a New York thing. Oh, no, I've gotten good blow jobs from girls, but like they're, you know, girls that were probably relatively more per promissuous. Yeah. And those are not girls I'm dating. I'm like, I'm going to, I would sleep with them and be like, all, cool. I'll fuck you again if you want to fucking end. But I'm not, I think it's like a, you're fucking new gross, you know.

You're a whore, you're a woman, you're a goat's, your slag. You're a skank, you're harle. Of course. You're every. I think for me, I think for me it's like more of like a, I think it's more for me. It's like, it's like, it's just kind of like. A good job is crazy though. Of the, blue job is wild.

Like, a really good one is like pretty bonkers. But I'd still rather get some cheeks. That's kind of, that's kind of what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. It's like, it's almost like, like, whenever like my family like, whenever my family makes dinner, right? And they like, okay, it's like, we'll have the choice because like, like, we're going to cook the meat. And it's like fish, steak, pork, chicken, whatever. I like fish, right?

Yeah. But if I have an option for cooked meat, fish is like the last thing I'm going to be picking every single time. Like I don't give a shit about it. Like a cooked salmon's fine, but it doesn't hold a candle to like a really nice, a good piece of chicken, a good steak. Which is pussy to you.

Yeah. Yeah. And so for me, I'm just like, this is fine. But like, it's not going to be my go-to. And if this is how, this is the beginning, middle, an end of this? No, no. This is, if anything, the initiation of something that will go later or like a middle part.

This is not ending this way. I have a completely different philosophy, like, especially like, say, a lot of times, everybody works for most part and people have, like, really tough jobs and tired at the end of the day. I think one of the most cool and rewarding things, I would say, like, if we were going to do like a dinner analogy, it would be like, all right, here's a dinner, like a big, fucking huge dinner. but I had to cook it all and do all this hard work

and then I get to really enjoy it which is like a lot of sex a lot of times a lot of warming up a lot of parts to it or something a little bit less I mean something I'm just sucking it you just pop it over you just pop it She's dry just pop it dry as shit

finish up push her off the bag get out of here go to sleep So like a maybe go back to my real family So now you have your significant other make you something That's not as grandiose

But you didn't have to put any of the work to it and then you just got to enjoy that shit. And to me, like, so like, you just be like, say a lot of times on the couch, I'm chilling, not doing a goddamn thing and then just, you know, shit pops off and I'm like, that was awesome. Yeah. Versus the, the fucking, the idea of like the whole process. Because sometimes you're just really tired and you're like, fuck, I'm not mentally in

the mood to bang because it's the process. And then there's also the work because I don't, I don't casually fuck. Like in the, sorry, that's not the right. I don't fuck soft, I guess. So what I mean is, I don't like. You don't have sensual sex? No, I can, but then it always revs up. So like, the whole thing, the whole thing is like.

I have a healthy sex relationship. I'm fucking, look, look, I feel like I've only had like sensual. Basically. Maybe three, four times in my life. Well, here's the thing. It's me. It'll start off sensual a lot of times. It'll start, like, say missionary.

I don't make love. I'm a fucking brute. Right. Like, that's so crazy. Like, missionary is like one of the most. You make you do like kissing and like, like, Look, there's a reason. I don't think every time.

You don't do that every time. There's, there's, because there's, that makes sense. That's why, that's why. Let's not continue this. Are you saying, you don't do quickies? Is that what you're saying? You suck. You suck.

You suck, dude. I get it. I get it now. I've been friends to you for decades and it all makes sense now. It's like, oh. Quickers are godsend. Sometimes you're just like, hey, I'm in the mood. You're in the mood.

quick fucking smash Polk out This is the beginning of the shift now This is a If there's no shift I'm not interested To me that sounds like You sound like R&B music

Like what does that mean? That means like R&B music Is love making music right You sound like an R&B song To me where it's like It's not you don't casually You know like If you're gonna have a quick

You don't put on R&B No right You just turn on death metal You're like Let's go Yeah Yeah And ninninn

You just You just fucking go No You're like You know They kick drummed fast. There's the difference where it's like, hey, mood candles, all this stuff, you know, get the lighting down. There's that.

And then there's put Netflix on in the background so possibly you drowned out some stuff with the neighbors because we're going to like just, we're going to like 10 minutes just, you know? So I think, I don't, no, variety. I'm like, I'm like a expansion type, right? In Marvel's Capcom 2. This is all this is weird. We're taking for a ride. I do everything. I'm all around her.

I'm all around. I'm an all around. Putting it short, all around her. I enjoy it all. One way, one way, just... I'll never fillet a woman so I can never be an all around her. I'd rather die to do that. Whatever, let's fucking move on.

Lily, I got some fucking disappointed. Poor girl. Lily is like, damn. I'm like, ah, whatever, dude. She watches porn, and she's like, you can do that? Men put their faces there? It's literally just a science class. It's not even porn.

It's just like, it's just like normal, like a diagram of what normal men's face? don't immediately blow up when they go down. I've been lying, dude. I can't do it, Lily. You want me to die? I can't do it. I have a condition. I have a condition.

My condition is I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I'm not gayitis. I'm not a botty-man. I'm not a pussy-ass pussy-man. I'm not a bottom. I'm going to want put my face in a yam.

You sound so. That's real. That's so real. Bruce, the genetic jackhammer wrote. in, or the genetic jackhammer rando. Oh. Jack off hammer.

He says, hello, best friends. Could Sweeney sit closer to the mic? I think he's very funny and entertaining, but I have trouble hearing him sometimes.

I love this question. My guy, thank you. I keep saying, you've been doing four plus years, sir. I've been on it. I'm making a conscious effort.

You're doing a good job today. You're doing better. I will give you, I'll give you credit. You're doing better. But I still, every time I see you, when you're getting ready

to say something really profound, you back away. And I'm like, I'm like, oh God, he's doing it again. I can't believe. I'm like, dude, grab the mic and then take it with you. Take it with you. That's it. Just take it with you. Just take it with you.

Yeah, we might have to, you might have to, as punishment, just hold the motherfucker. And then that, like, he'll forget to raise it. Dude, well, to be fair, like, some people, because even Jaffe, who's like, David Jaffe, who's like, at the show, he's like forgetting to talk to the microphone.

And he's like a story dude. Like it's just like it's just it's I think it's second nature to some people Homophobia I think it's a big back cock Yeah That's true I guess it's um Dodging is crazy like ducking Yeah

Fucking gagging There's this video of this guy eating like Like 50 year old sardines Yeah I bet Yeah Yeah So like And it's him is retching so much

And I'm like poor dude That's not poor dude He did that to himself I have seen that. What a fucking idiot. Retching, you shouldn't. I've seen it.

Isn't his friend there and his friend throws up too? Uh, yeah. I've seen that. Retching is so funny though. Like, I've seen that. Like,

when, I can't remember the last time I've been so sick that I reched, but I do remember that the last, yeah, it's funny. Like, when you're in that moment, it's just like,

it is so funny that I'm this damaged right now. Because this is like, threw up and laughed. You ever laughed until you threw up? I have been so sick that I threw up and just couldn't stop laughing. Yeah. Because it was just like, Like, because I felt so, and it came out of my nose.

Like, because I just felt so sick and so in pain that I was like, this is a fucking joke. Oh, this is great. Like, nothing is serious. And I was just like, this is, like, that was like the Joker moment where it's just like, life's a comedy. Oh, you broke. You know what I mean? Like, I just like, I can't believe that this type of pain is real. Yeah.

And it was from like, uh, I was like in high school or like college or something. It was like some bad something, like from some restaurant. I think it was like, it's funny to you because it was like the one time that I was like, okay, I guess I'll have seafood. food. That's what you get. Yeah. And it was like crabs. Oh, nice.

And I was just like, great. Yeah. Well, crab. I guess crabs is an SDD. I thought it was one, I have one big crab on my groin. I thought it was.

That's insane. It's like those parasites that like bite the tongue or the fish. Oh. Have you seen those? You know what that is? Yeah, that's crazy. You don't know that?

So there's a parasite that lives in the ocean. Another reason why we should boil the oceans, by the way. Sure. There's a parasite that lives in the whole ocean. That like, I guess it crawls in through, a fish's gills, sits in their mouth, bites the tongue, and then, like, the end of the tongue

like necifies and, like, falls off. And then it just becomes the new tongue. Like, it just sits in the mouth of the fish. Thank you, Jesus. Yeah. Thank you for that wonderful creature. Noah brought that on the fucking arc according to them. He literally did. He was like, oh, these things have a great, bright future ahead of us. The fuck? It's just disgusting. Take refuge and then they just go inside his ears. I like the little bugs that bite the tongue of the fish and become the tug. I think that's adorable and cute and worth bringing along. I'm going to build a little room for them on my boat. Get fucked.

I really hate the ocean. I like the Simpsons. They're doing Troy McClure. He's playing on Noah. Yeah. And he's like two of every animal. He's all right, two animals. Two of every animals.

And it's like, even the stink beetles, especially stink peatles. And then lightning each other is so funny. So stupid. You're like, yeah, yeah, I like that story. It's pretty cool. Yeah. There's certain animals that I'm just like, the very existence of certain animals, I feel like disproves the entire thing, you know what I mean?

Even if you did believe that that was possible, it's like, why the fuck would you say this? You would just have to say, well, at least it takes out the benevolency, right? Yeah. A benevolent deity would not do this. It's not. It's not. It's fucked up. That thing's not nice.

No, whatever that is, he's just having fun. Yeah, yeah. Bring the, you know what be funny, dude? Put the parasite that swings up the pea stream on the boat, dude. Carry that after the flood. That'd be hilarious, man. That's what happens. He's high-fiving this other gods and shit.

The angels. Bring two pedophiles. Bring two pedophiles. Bring two pedophiles. Because they're animals. They're beasts. Yeah, yeah. No, beast has a good connotation.

They're creatures. Well, beast has a threatening connotation, kind of somewhat. Yeah. Anyway. Dogs are beast, though. They're like our beast They're like our pet beast They're like

I don't know the definition of a beast Yeah It just means like possibly dangerous I think I'm I guess Mr. Bees He's going through it right now

Bro He's going through it People just trying to tear him down And I get it They're shooting every shot they can I'm like bro The ultimate representation Of capitalism is an easy target

I don't know man The fact that he Helped heal the ocean That pisses Actually does piss me on No way that happened, by the way. What did, what? Remember that story about how he took like 7,000 or something like tons and tons of garbage out of the ocean?

He was like, I got rid of all the plastic in the ocean. First of all, it didn't happen. If it did happen, I don't like you because the ocean should suffer. Okay, this is an animal, especially a large or dangerous four-legged one. So, okay, a dangerous four-legged animal. So like Jared Fogle. You think that's how he prayed? Do you think he pounced?

Have you guys seen You guys saw Deadpoint Wolverine Well he just goes on all fours Like that That's how Jared Fogel attack killed right Tire lost all that weight He's like That's like he was running

And he was running at the church Burranger Barrage went into a kid's pants I can't believe that shit He dove into a kid's bed He disappeared He didn't even like displace anything The kids like he's trying to get it out But he's not wearing a guy

He just knows he's in there That's it's like that guy with a shirt From the last episode Oh right But he could just disappear into children's pants. God, damn it. How are it? How power is that?

Huh? Is it people that are child at heart too? Like, children at heart also? Children at heart? You don't want that shit, though? But no, but just simply for mobility. For mobility. Not for like, that's a full grown penis.

I don't want that. But I want like... That's a full grown. Like, he's like from infamous, like he's using like the smoke to travel. Yeah, he's... That's crazy. He's utilizing any means he can to get around.

God bless. Anyway, I don't remember what the question was, but thanks. I don't, yeah You look stressed out I just fucking hate thinking about that shit sometimes I'm like, God, damn it Because you're not one

That's why He says hey All right Devin is pregnant Roden he says Hey gay gay and slight Slightly less gay A friend and I went to New York

For the second time In which Chris ignored both DMs On Twitter Asking you for advice Like I did so much Honestly dude Like I get so much spam On Twitter

It's like it's I don't even bother checking. He only opens the one that say, what is it, like, fucking your sister or something. Yeah, I only open sexual advances. Yeah. What was that? And that's it. Was that the other?

Do I wonder if I have any more of those? I literally get like, fucking my sister. I literally get like 20 a day that are clearly not real and it's just like, you know, whatever. There are other ways to, Instagram is a little bit more, um, reliable. Yeah. For if you want to do like a message request,

I'll see it. Oh, it's been a while. But he says that, yeah, A friend of mine went to New York for the second time. We ventured... This is wild to me. We ventured into the Bronx... Oh, nice. As a visitor.

That's my home. Sick. That's where I'm from. And found the Fuda Islamic Center, Inc. Fuda. What does that mean? Fuda. What, like Fudanari?

That's what I'm thinking. Like, I don't know what that means. Like, Fudanari? It is real... Israel? And we have pictures of it. During this trip, we found out that the... Bronx was an absolute dumpster fire.

Two men were hot wiring a car while police passed. Human shit was on the sidewalk and I saw a mother dump a baby out of a stroller to get something from it. That's not real. Is the Bronx the most fucked of all the boroughs? Of course. Yes. On its exterior, yes.

What do you mean on its exterior? Under the exterior, Brooklyn is by far the most fucked. But I think on the surface level, Bronx is the most fucked. What do you mean? Does Brooklyn, the crime Brooklyn's out of pocket. I thought it's all, I thought they kicked everybody out. They kicked everybody out of near the water.

Like if we get near the water, it's like very like Jewish and white suburban with Starbucksian. But when you go to like, there's still a lot of like, there's still a lot of, Bessiverson and further in like East Brooklyn, it gets like insane again. Okay. You see that? The Bette Stai Aquarium. Did you see that? No, no.

No, no. Did you see this? It's like there's like a fire hydard that's been leaking. And it's, it was like, I guess like it kind of like cratered in. There's something, something with it. and it just filled with water and people were just like putting fish in it and so now there's just like

an actual like ecosystem of like fish in New York City just like swimming in this like in the sidewalk basically and they got people like protecting it and like feeding them and like cleaning the water and stuff but they're obviously it's they're done for like they're not going to survive long it's about to be winter there

I don't know what the fuck they're going to do with those fish fun fun fun fun further down when it gets cold motherfucker just said fun fact. It is a fun fact. It's cool. I love animals.

I love animals. I love animals. I'm Kingston. I love amymamos. I do. I love them. They're fucking cool. Amnamo.

What are you going to say? In my shoe. Monkeys and rabbits. Lou, Tiddler. I am. That's crazy. That's crazy.

Monkeys. Fucking some black dude in the crowd. He wouldn't be in a crowd. He would not be in a guy. He would be in a jenn. He would be an usher or a janitor. He would be a janner. Guys, you're going to come with me to the Shirley Temple concert?

Would you go to that? No. Even if it was free? It would have to be close. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd have to be free not to get some sort of refreshment. I'd have to be able to walk to it, I think. Like, I'm not driving or Ubering to a fucking Shirley Temple concert.

I get scared of thinking about being in the time where everything was black and white. I just think like if I go back there, my clothes will lose their color for some reason. That is true. I know it's not true. I'm like, oh, no, my clothes. No, why would you say it's not true? It's not. How do you know?

And they fucking strip your rights away. They take my color and my rights. You can't say hello to anybody here. Are you guys going to take your rights? Put on a shirt. Put on a shirt. That's really, he can take concepts. Damn.

Abstrapped fucking like shit. You're no longer liberal. That's why. That's too much. No. All right. So what did you say? Fuck you.

God, I don't know, man. I hate Taylor's way from it. I grew up with the Bronx. I have nostalgia for it. I get it. But like I, yeah, I don't know.

I really, I'm glad I don't have to go back there. Just don't go to the South Bronx. What is the, what is the appeal you think to people wanting to visit, like, bad parts of, I don't know.

Like, just like. I think they think it's going to be cool because there's the romanticization of, like, badness in the world. Something like that. Yeah. Yeah.

Because aren't the Joker's there's in, you know? Yeah, they're in the Bronx. They're by right. So it's like probably like that angle. There's like some stuff to go and see, I guess.

But like, I would only want to go there because Rumble in the Bronx that Jackie Chan film. That's the only connection I have with the Bronx. Okay. That's on Furtom. Oh, that's crazy. Wormon.

It's like where my... You can't, you can see all the stores and everything. That's where my parents' furniture store was. Frodom? On Tremont. Tremont. I don't think Tremont adds over there, but it's like over Tremont, like the stairs that lead down to Third Avenue.

That's where that is. Yeah. I see. Anyway. God, I miss the Bronx. I don't remember the same way you still anymore, which is crazy. Like, what I have the memories of it, everything very likely could be wrong.

Is it the point where it's like, I think I remember this, but I go there and be like just throwing us under. Because remember they put soccer at cheese before I moved away from there. They had soccer trees along the Grand Concourse, and they got rid of it. Right when I left, they started making it better. Lizard Rodin said, hey, friends, wear the propeller hats. Yeah, we got to order some.

Let's go see how much they cost. Yeah, how much is a propeller hat? It can't be much, right? I'm gonna be 10 or I imagine like a good one. It was over $10. It was ridiculous. Oh, fuck. What?

The iPad ran out of that here. Hold on. Oh, really? Yeah, hold on. Let me get into it. All right. Propeller hat. Adult.

Okay. There's a two pack for 20. There's two pack for 20. Two pack for 20, huh? Yeah. Damn. And if one comes with a bow tie. That's kind of hard.

Do we just do it? I think we should just do it. Buy them. So there's a few of them. So 20 for two. On average, there's, so one for 12. But the bow tie, there's one for 1099 I got. Look at this fucking doofus with his son.

With this dumb, retarded son. He just didn't want his son to feel bad. I'm gonna rock it with you, son is clearly autistic. He's like, I can't put him through this alone. Dude, that's fucked up. He's like, son. That's a good dad, though. It is a good dad to do it too.

but I'd also be like son you don't understand I know you love this but the implication people are going to treat you differently if you wear this hat nah that's a good nah you'd be a good parent and you do that for him

you can do it too you keep it set of minds of home like I'll do this thing whenever you're at home see like I like the idea of trying to mask your son from that but at the same time I'd be like in the real world he's gonna get fucking torn to pieces so I'm kind of like I can't I was like there was a kid recently who like

was like a little black kid who had like his mom did his hair like Goku Yeah. And I thought, before school, like he went to, and it just looked, it was so big. His hair was so big. And I remember thinking, like, this would have gotten you, like, assassinated. No, at that kid's age. No, when I was, when I was going to school, if you came to school like that, you were getting assassinated.

I think at his age, you'd be fine. I don't think so, man. Depends on the type of school he's going to. At a six, seven-year-old, like, in New York, I think people would have picked on you, but more people would be like, that's catchy kind of cool. Because everybody's like, I like Dragon Ball Z. I don't think so But once you're older than like

Seven later you can't do shake down no more People pick on you I think like Elementary school Like seven Like seven Like seven people start picking on you Yeah I guess seven

The seventh grade Second grade yeah Because when kids start getting People become assholes around like what Like third grade Every kid's kind of an asshole Yeah Every kid's kind of an

Even the good kids are kind of just assholes At that moment Yeah Hmm Damn, Rainbow socks Because I wasn't Because I wasn't a jackass kid

But even I was kind of a bit of a little shitty Because if something was funny I would just make fun of it Because that's what you did at that age Yeah Yeah Ooh Found one for $8

You're gay Yeah Rainbow propeller hats Detachable helicopter All right One of my friend comes out to me As gay as a seven year old And I say ha ha

You're gay And I pick on him Yeah, it's your duty No fucking way Okay so I'm gonna read this I don't know This is just coming from the audience. I haven't fact-checked this.

This is hot off the presses. I don't know if this is real or not. But we're going to share it anyway, because I think it's funny. Doombringer, Rodin. He says, hey, snitch, corn, and slanish? Slanesh. What is that?

What is that? Siddhi from, I think, from Warhammer. Is it? Oh, it must be, yeah. Anyway, he says, not a question. But a while back I mentioned in a question about how I once saw a guy used his real name and face for a porn account.

Oh. Is that the one that made you spit up? Yeah. Diabolical. Well, it's not the same guy, but that end-wokeness Twitter guy just had his ex-video's account leaked, and you guessed it.

He used his real name. Are you talking about Jack Pesobiac? Yeah. Because that's who I know runs that account. No, please God, I hope that's real. I hope it's real too I don't know I gotta see what kind of porn he watches I mean you know it's cuck porn

You know it's BBC shit I haven't seen any Does he give any examples of it? No he just says like well he says by the way Derek The guy who used his real name and face It was commenting on trans porn Yeah with that as you will Of course Because it never fucking fails

It never fail it's too cliche at this point Where it's boring It is boring Yeah it's to the point like now where it's just like Like I don't like look at Charlie Kirk and I'm like you're gay. Yeah, obviously. Like you're gay.

Like you're afraid of it, but you're gay. Like it's just obviously. Everyone's saying the groomer shit. They're fucking pedophiles. They're fucking perverts. That guy, this guy, this guy was named like Joey Marinera or something like that. He kept saying, he kept calling, he kept using. If you check his Twitter account and you search Tranny Seaman, it's like probably 50

tweets. he just kept throwing it out he's like this anti-trans guy fucks non-stop trans women oh yeah 100% like it's so boring I was like bro come on you're not even

you're fooling no one you're not even fooling the right like all right bro you don't calm down brother relax brother I just I don't know man I feel like those motherfuckers are so disingenuous it's crazy

I mean it's all they got it's all they got it'd be such a fun conversation because I'd be like well it wouldn't I think it would be You would think it would be fun? Because I wouldn't, I wouldn't let myself get angry.

I would have to keep myself calm. I'd be like, all right. No, but you would just, then you would just be given like a softball. What would it be? What would it be fun about it? I would like, oh, really? Interesting. It would be like, oh, interesting.

Yeah, would it be, would you be having fun pretending like it's interesting? Yes, I'd be able to laugh at this guy saying such outrageous shit. I don't know, whatever. Let's move on. Let's move on. Oh, I guess. Are you coming on to me? No, no.

I'm just, I just, your ideas are. So I'm not gay. Okay. Let me get your number. Just in case we want to do another conversation. You want to come over to my house? It's only me and you. He's come over my house.

I want to continue this conversation over some wine. Some wine and my asshole. My ass. What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass. My ass. They laugh. He's crazy.

It's so stupid. Had conversations for my old different of my old different reasons. I'm trying to reset this. Betty. I miss my old guitar. I had this Schechter. That was a named her Betty.

You name your guitars? I used to. I don't do it anymore. I named my fleshlights. What's your, what's your latest one's name? Bob. I was going to say Billy Bob.

I was going to say, is it Billy Bob? Okay, close. Short for Roberta. Roberto or Roberta? Roberta. That's so stupid. He called her Bob. Bob.

Oh my fucking God. Sponge Robert. Sponge Robert. Spongebred. Where the fuck? I have seen those asshole flashlights? You see them? They have butthole ones.

Have you seen that? I have seen those. They're just butt holes. Yeah. And I was like, I really want to get one of the butt pussy combination one. It's so bad. And I just want to have. that in my bedroom when Lily walks in

Dude, I've seen, I thought about buying one and putting in the background of like videos because like it's like like a torso almost. It's not like a full torso, but it's like a small version of it. Yeah, I gotta get a pussy and an ass and everything. I was like dude, that's kind of creepy. Oh, it's not kind of creepy. And the motherfuckers are going to town on this piece

of the body. I got to get it. It has to be like a full one because I have to lift it up at least. I want to do that a little lift with it. I'm trying to get real doll to send me some shit, dude. I'm trying. They said they didn't sponsor but that was years ago. I'm going to try again. I don't know.

Might as well. You know, might as well. How do you get rid of that, though, is the thing. Like the, you got to be bold. You got to dispose of a real doll.

What did I? You got to be bold. I don't know what I saw, but somebody just threw one on the street. Because the thing that I feel about it is like, well, listen. This is the unfortunate reality of the real doll, right?

They're too big to just throw in a trash right. It is. So on some level, you have to, you have to dismember it. You have to dismember it, which is. Sketchier even There's no way to do that

Without inherently like that's disturbing Yeah 100% You know, this is like Oh here's this facsimile of a woman I'm gonna dismember it Maybe you wanna Not because I want to

But I just really want to get rid of this thing Maybe you want to put in sulfuric acid You know There's not a good way There's no good way I'd be bold man I feel like I would just be like whatever I'd go in the middle of the day

Maybe one at a leg And a leg Yeah you just continue asleep It's just like a leg A leg one week For the guard for the garbage, then like the other leg, then like the torso,

the next week, you're gonna have to fuck up the head though. Because I still feel like at some point that if the head even isolated, somehow there's gonna be a trash bag person that's gonna freak out or something. Something's gonna happen. Yeah.

I'm sure that's already happened many times when come to think about it. I don't know, man. Like if you're getting that, if you're already buying one, you never thought of it. You gotta be real enough. You gotta be real enough to hold on to it, you know.

Yeah. You gotta be real. Like if I, like, you got it, man. Be real. I want one, dude. I wonder, I wonder what if I, if I showed up with one, what Jojo would think. I think I would just be terrified. Like, there's something about mannequins that I don't want.

Oh, yeah, I don't like that. They're very creepy. They're homunculus pretty much. I just want, like, I wonder if she, you guys ever play condemned? No. Criminal Origins. It was like a horror game on like the 360, like early on. I think it was like two deaths, that and seven.

Nuh. There was like an early level in that game. Like, I played the demo. I should actually play. I think I own it. But one of the first enemy types that you find. is like mannequins, but they have like holes. Like it's no face.

And it's just like, it's so creepy. It's like genuinely like some of the most unsettling shit that I've ever seen. But anyway. I don't talk of mannequins or dolls or anything. Let's do the last question. And then we'll wrap things up. It says jumped Mojo Jojo rode in. He gets beat the fuck up, dude.

He says, hello minorities. He says, hello minorities with better character design than anything in Concord. Long time listener, first time asker. Welcome. A few episodes ago, you were all talking about how stories adding extra content or explaining things can ruin the original vibe of the story. So I wanted to ask if there are any examples of additional stories slash info slash recons that you all actually like. For example, mine is how Marvel retcon gamma radiation into a form of demonic hell magic and made the Hulk somewhat of an avatar of the devil. Happy spooky month to you goons and goblins and swee.

That was powerful. What the fuck is that? So what happens is that Gam radiation is a byproduct of Of the devil. Of like... The devil? Not the devil.

Because in Marvel there's no like Lucifer devil. Is there a bathamette? There is. There's like, you know the hell prints? The ones that they actually talk about like in the demoniacal

whatever it's called. Bathamint? Baphomet. There's sentinel. There's a, there's Mephistophiles. Mephisto. There's all those like characters. They're all the hell.

Yeah. Those are all hell lords. Okay. And what happens is the creator of the Marvel universe which is one above all. His, the energy he creates. Beelzebub, can call me Beals.

Can you call me Bealsab? Really chill dude. His wings is goat face sits down. It's popping on Beelzebub. I'm a hell prince. I don't really like it. It's not really my vibe. But you know,

you got to make your bread the way you make your bread, you know? Yeah. Give me your sword. Just to rip someone's face off. But it's like a biop. product of the energy he creates and then they gave it to Hulk and it's like it leads it the energy itself is a conduit to be able to get to that hell dimension pretty much and then

the Hulk is full full jam packed with it so that's when he hooks like a he's like a demonic presence sort of the energy uses a demonic so I guess that's why when you saw him in the game like he hulked out again he game all monstrous is this a modern thing that they yeah it's very modern like how recent 17 2017 oh that's pretty recent it's pretty recent huh yeah I that's not even in the car it's not even in the car for like the MCU theoretically not anytime so

that's kind of well I'm not saying like I just mean like that wasn't a thing when like Edward Norton was taking not at all not in the movies

but like even conceptually outside of it they're not at all that was like way off I mean that's kind of weird I guess it made it more interesting

I guess I guess the thing is that if by the nature of those stories right I think if you add things that are fun if they lead to a fun

story and cool things happening, I'm okay with it because they kill stories keep going forever. I have a problem with that nature of it, but I think it's fine. Like for things like, A number one, right, most famous one is Spider-Man, right? They don't add things that make his stories more fun at all anymore. It's, there's nothing.

He hasn't really done yet. So everything just turns, it always, Spider-M story's always rat back to he's poor again, and he can't be responsible. And it's like, yeah. I mean, you know what's going on. It's, it's to keep the younger audience around. It's the same reason that Bart is still.

10. Yeah. Yeah. It's all the same. It's all the same shit. Because for me, it's like I love Peter Parker with all my heart, but it's like I can't read his comics anymore. Like, yeah. It's like I can't. You got everything that you got out of it. Literally, literally. It's not for you right now. I've, I'm older than him now. So I guess that's what makes me great. Like I'm older than you now. And I, my life is, I have control of my life now. So I, I, I pity you now, Peter. It's like that where I'm like, I, I like, I, like at a certain point, you're going to stop together, dude. You're going to stop consuming certain things and they're hoping to capture the new generation. I still find miles fun. Miles is they let him be fun.

Well, until they won't. Yeah. Oh, yes. It'll happen to him too. Of course. This is, because these characters won't be like, look, I think the reason why Jesus is such a well-written character. Befits.

And such a popular character is because they stopped. You know what I mean? Yeah. He had like, he's like a little baby. His Lord. And then it skips. Yeah. So like when he's a adult.

And he has like five, I don't know, five days or five weeks or five, I don't know how. I could give a fuck. A few minutes. But like, he has a story. And then it ends. We're not in like. like volume 4,000 of Jesus. He's not like opening up

like a coffee shot in Bakersfield and he's like trying to figure out like That's a terrible place open a coffee shop. Oh of course. Bacar's field sucks. But that's where he's needed. I want to see fucking the latest Indiana Jones you actually

co-op with Jesus. Yeah. Like it would be really cool. Indiana Dunn is a Jewish movie Jewish power trip movie. It literally is. Look, you don't need... It is. And that's fine. You just don't need these. characters to live on for this long.

Yeah. And the characters that do live on for that long are often best when they're like kind of simple. Like I think about like like SpongeBob, you know what I mean? Like fucking whatever. Like who cares? Or even just the Simpsons or family. Like who fucking care? Like it doesn't matter.

This is why I don't watch any of that shit anymore. I've had enough of it. For me, it's like the Spider-Man stuff I love will always be there. Or like Doom Guy or something. You know what I mean? It's exactly that. It'll always be there. The only thing that I'm looking forward to is when they're taking classics and turning them into films.

like animated films or fucking or whatever I'm looking forward to that shit as far as unfortunately that's what I'm saying like what else are they gonna do with them you're burnt out what the fuck else they did it right

for the X-Men right the stories are they have more interesting nature because there's a group of them there's so many there's so many it's like Game of Thrones yeah there's so many people because even Game of Thrones

could have went on for way longer as a series if they just wanted to go into more expansive things there's a whole world but that's what I'm saying I'm more interested in like a world that continues. But I mean, I don't really, I don't really like characters, like, because I don't mind

people taking up mantles afterwards either. That's never bothered me. Right. I just says some people bothers them, but like, the idea of like Peter finishing off and then Miles being Spider-Man for a while. And he's, that's his story. Yeah. And then Miles eventually stopping or there, or, and like, I think that's fine because

the world existing consistently is like, I play D&D, you know, D&D is like, I've had, for the most part of my friend, it's been one world. And it's like 40 years plus since that first group of party heroes went out. Do you think there would be more. legacy character or they would focus more on legacy characters if there wasn't this, you know, I think faux backlash that's been going on where, oh, that's not the real Spider-Man. Oh, that's not. Do you think that there would be more of a focus on like trying to move in this direction more

if there wasn't this? Because, you know, I say foe because I don't think it's real. I think people are being kind of brainwashed into caring. Some people have things like that. Some people care about something like that. Like, it made me feel weird at first. But then I was like, well, look at this character's literature for the years, right? He grew up, went to high school, met a girl, he liked, lost one, went through a lot of torture tribulations, and then, like, he got married.

Yeah. For a while, before they took that out for some reason, they got married, and then he went on to be a teacher. And I was like, oh, that makes sense. Like, that's an arc. That's a life, you know? Obviously, he's still around. If the shit, it's the fan, he's still there to help if they need him. Yeah.

But that's a good story. He made it. He made do with the word he has and now he's done. Yeah, but I think that's fine. Yeah. But I also, I have a healthy connection to these characters. I think that's a thing that, like, other people don't. They focus themselves.

Some people didn't escape the point where they're, like, they're still, like, not able to get things done. For me, I grew up, you know? So I'm like, all right, cool. This is, well. He grows up and I grow up and eventually, that's a stepping off point, you know? Like, you go do whatever you're going to do at this point, you know? But some people don't really get that or that they only find like real big love into things of him. Like with Goku too, like Goku could be done fighting.

He can just go off in the space and fight somewhere else and let Gohan or Gohan or fucking pickle all those niggins that are on Earth. Just do what they're going to do. Like I don't have a problem with that. Like when he's on Weasusisland, I'm like, yeah, go train at Wiese and Vegeta until you fucking die or some shit because you don't need to be here no more. There's plenty of characters on Earth that can protect people from things. But then when they pull him back in, it's like, is that necessary exactly? But that's how my brain works for stories. I think that you have to progress stories.

That makes them better. But some people are like, I want him to state exactly the way they've always been. Which is... Well, there's the character and then there's the icon, right? There's like, these characters exist in two different planes. Like, Peter Parker and Spider-Man, he's a character, but he's also an icon. Yeah. And, like, people, I think are more attached to the icon than the character.

Yeah, which is weird to me. Because I quite frankly could give a fuck if Peter Parker's a teacher now. Like, that's not, that's not Spider-Man. I mean, I could give a fuck. I don't really care. I think, that matter's so little to me. It's crazy. But the thing is that, I feel like that, then you're, you're such a, that's such a reductive view of the character.

I understand that's your view of the character, but that's so reductive in what the character is actually as a character. Right. But what I'm saying is like, I guess no one, it's not, it's only, it's only, you don't love the characters by me. They love the icon of Spider-Man. I think that's what it probably is. Well, no. It was kind of the, the, the other thing was like, there was the stroke. Like say, I'm with you in the way that when I, when Batman Beyond came out, for example,

I was fucking excited because I loved it. I was already, I was already at the point and it was still so, it's so late into the bat mantle because of what has happened even way before I was born. Yeah, wait. So me catching up on all that stuff and being a really huge Batman fan, I was like, I'm good. I really like this direction. I was like, I hope that they really push this hard.

I wanted them to focus a lot more on it because I was fine with Bruce. being out of the picture and there's this new Batman that's like he's also present so that's the thing you get what you get everything you need with those kind of stories but he's like he's so in the background and what's in the chair which I love that he like he's like oh he's kind of the new oracle because he can't really do anything I'm just going to give you guys I thought that was great and I wish that there wasn't these I don't these people I feel like because there's the oh you're taking too many risks go back to what always works you know and I wish that kind of like I was like, damn, guys, just trust in the, I think if you kind of just keep going in this one direction, people will accept it.

And then you can build upon that. And then maybe do some one-off. Like, oh, let's bring Bruce back in some bullshit. Let's do, let's do a thing. That's fine. I think that shit would work. I actually, yeah, I don't know. I actually kind of feel like it's better for the fact that they keep trying to continue the stories, really, is also the problem. I don't even think, I don't even think it's necessarily that they go into a direction of people, don't like and then they go back and they revert. I think that's also a problem, but like you could avoid that entire situation by just retiring the character's done.

Yeah. The character's done. Like you don't need more, like I don't need to see Spider-Man become a teacher. Like even at that point, it's just like, what, like, care? Just go to someone else. That's between Peter Parker and Spider-Man. Peter Parker has a whole life outside of him being a character and a costume. Right, right.

I think that's what I love. That's what, particularly for him I've always loved, is that there's a whole ass person other than Spider-Man. Like, he's out here fighting crimes and something like that. But then like Peter Parker is like, I genuinely a guy trying to find a way around. But I, yeah. But that's not. But that's not what everybody wants from it, though.

That's the thing. Well, we've got a lot of that already. Like the teacher thing is just another thing on top of it. It's just the same thing. But I think that's cool. I think that's where that's where you finish off that story, you know. That's where the story comes to its closing. Oh, yeah.

He's a teacher. The end. He's a teacher. He has kids. He has kids. Let's focus on. But most people's narrative of Spider-Man is that he was a kid. In high school, he got bit.

He has these enemies. And then he's, you know, a superhero. And then that's it. But the thing is that Spider-Spital Spider-Spiderman hasn't been a kid for so long. That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm not, but that's the thing. Like, people are like, oh, he's a kid.

He's like a young guy. He hasn't been a young guy for a long fucking time. But he's not real. So he is. And at the same time. Yes and no. That's what people's understanding of Spider-Man is. Yes and no.

You're right. You're right. People are like, oh, Spider-Man. Because for me, only because I've read his character, I'm like, oh, yeah, he was a young guy that got bit by a spider. Is that how it's always been? What? He's always been young. Well, no.

He always started off young. Well, I, like, yeah, but let's say, for example, the, the, uh, even the Samurai and the animated series was like senior college. Yeah. Like, that's where, that's my. That's when he pops of us. That's when he becomes the character that people say they like some. much. Yeah.

That's what they say they like him young and is like he wasn't a kid man. But see, but that's the thing where I'm like, I was like, has it always been that way? Because I've always seen me, prime Spider-Man was, was early 20s. Was, yeah, because like college, post-college. Yeah. Yeah, but that is also where the story ends for a lot of people. Like the story of Spider-Man is he's a kid that becomes a superhero and like he's well,

like he gets really good at it. And then, you know, he's a, he just continues on doing that. Like that's people that's the story of Spider-Man I yeah No one cares where he ends up because it doesn't matter Because he satisfied What people wanted out of him Which was like they gave they gave him a unique point of origin

But I think that's still Because there's no other kid superhero That's what stuck out about him in the first place Not well there's no kid main hero It was because it was like Robin it was Robin It was like Robin's like that but he wasn't the main character Right right right right He was like other people but like I just

And he was like properly a kid though Like no Robin? Robin was like yeah he was like properly Because when he started off Robin was like 12 Yeah like I would say barely pubescent, right? He was a kid, so that like, there's that.

Spider-Man, I just, like, I always say, when you were 17 years old, people calling you a kid, you would be like, shut the fuck up. You wouldn't, you wouldn't consider, you didn't consider yourself a kid when you were 17 years old. He was, he was a young guy,

because he got bit when he was 15, he started to be Spider-Man at 16. You're 16? Yeah. So, like, he was young. Yeah. And say, that's such, nothing happens then.

Like, that's the thing for me. It's like, nothing goes on. Nothing has to happen because that's, that in and of itself is what grabbed people. Yeah, but I mean? But his icon... That is the happen. But the iconicness of him, right?

The, the moments, like moment to moment other than Uncle Ben's death. Obviously, it's like when he was like very young. But the moment to moment interactions, the situations, meeting MJ really, Harry Osborne, freaking Venom, green goblin, all those things are... He's not a little kid anymore. Look, all I'm saying is that we don't need to follow Peter Parker into the point where he's 45. No.

Not that. care that he becomes a professor. Like cool, good for him. I love that. To me, to me, to me I almost like prefer stories where it's like, you get some kind of an arc,

but ultimately, like the ending is kind of up to, not necessarily interpretation, but I always like the Dragon Ball Z ending, like the one that's assumed or the one that was like kind of like, hypothesis, I was like eventually like Goku and video to just like battle in space until they die or whatever.

It's like that's, I think that's fine too. Because that's, you know. That's a finale. That's finality. Yeah. And I think that's a thing that a lot of stories when it comes to comic books fail.

There's no finality. Right. That's the biggest fail. Well, I come at this from the end of money. It's the end of the character. I come at this from the perspective. I come at this from the perspective of seeing it, seeing the ways that other things that I love have failed by leaning into that specific thing. Well, finality?

Or no, the opposite. Just the unwillingness to just like move on from a character when you've gotten what you need from them. Like, Hela, with Chief. You know what I mean? It's like, we don't need more of this. Like, it's over, it's fine. Like, it's over. It's fine. And they actually did. It's like, here's Odecy, here's, we made this work for other characters.

Go do this again. And they're like, nah, bring him back. Breaking, break glass in case of emergency. It's like, you don't, I don't care to know that like he eventually like becomes a per, like more of a person. I don't need that out of it. I love that's not what his purpose is. I love legacy characters. I'll always be that person.

I'll always be that person. Like it's like, well, well, no, you can make a way. You can make a way. You can figure yourself out. Because this whole story about him is not. being able to do so. And then him doing that is what... But that's what makes him a relatable character in the first place.

Well, yeah. Is that struggle? That struggle. In some ways for him to ever figure it out. I disagree. I think him figuring out is actually the best way a story could end. No, I think so too. I just don't think you need to see him when he's 40.

I think I move on. Him getting married and having a life and like knowing that like the world will be... We know that. Look, ultimately it's a mood point because you know they're going to be 50 other Spider-Men's. Oh, yeah. So, like, who cares? You know, ultimately.

I think, like, I think the amount of Spider-Men's have is a problem, too. I think that's a huge fucking problem. I think that, like, Miguel O'Hare, being one in a distant future makes sense. Like, he finds an article about Spider-Man. He's like, I want to be like this man in the future. I think that's fine. I think Miles End of the universe picking up in another universe, not the same one

as Peter, picking up and becoming Spider-Man after Peter Parker dies when he could have helped him. All that in one place is stupid. That's dumb to me. It's like, this is this. I think the- You shouldn't say Spider- man and eight people turn ahead and say what that that's dumb this you know yeah the spider verse stuff

I think was like novelty and kind of cool for a while oh no it is that it's cool yeah and it's you know the the movies are well animated and they're good like I wouldn't say that they're not good but the concept of it is kind of annoying at this point like okay it was cool an animated series here's a fun I'd rather just see alternate like I'd like I want to see ideas like the because the concept of Spider-Man is great it's a great idea So just move it around. You know? Like I would love, dude, like, I think we talked about it before, but like, what was that like, like, almost like a feudal Japan Spider-Man?

I can't remember what the fuck we were talking about. But like an old, almost like an old, like, West or not, maybe not an old West. They have those. That should be so. Yeah, but like a proper one. That would be so unfair. If it was, unless like, you know. But it's like, it's like, it's like, it like fits into like whatever it is.

Right. There's a bunch of like, yeah. In the way. that there's like I love Animusha The Ani Musha series Where there's like magic And actual demons and stuff

In that so it would be like that If you have like a Spider-Man in that time There would be a bunch of crazy shit too Yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah, yeah yeah That's a cowboy that just wears black all the time Yeah like I want to see that I want to see them play with the concepts more

Outside of like okay here's he's in New York And he's like swinging it's like I love that stuff They do that I'm sorry but not really You never hear about it They don't put, like, it's not the backing. It's not the flagship. They don't, they don't back that.

They should. It's why, like, say, you see the Batman? Do you guys see the Batman? Yeah, yeah. And I was like, oh, that was good, but I don't need this. This is, oh, another origin story of Batman. Yeah. Why the fuck do I don't need another ping?

I don't. Do you remember that? Do you remember that? Do you remember that? Do you remember that? Do you remember that? A long time ago? There was like a steampunk Batman game that was in development or somewhere.

And like a footage of it leaked. But I don't think. it ever went anywhere. Yeah. I was looking, I was like, this looks sick as hell. I can't remember.

This is like 2009 or something. Yeah, you can't really try very hard to change the way the paradigm works for characters that are legacy characters. I love legacy characters. I think it's really cool.

I think a person picking up the manhood of somebody else. I'm a fan. That's why I said like Batman Beyond. I love, I love Wally West as one of my favorite characters. I like fucking Guy Gartner.

Weener West. I like Guy Gardner. I like Guy Garner. You like Gay Garner and Wiener West. John Stewart, the fucking OD. He's my least favorite Green Lantern. He's my, you're racist.

No, oh, second, second to least. I like Kyle Raynor and Hal Jordan so much more. You're fucking such a white boy. That's crazy. I love them so much. Kyle sucks. Kyle's so cool. Oh my God.

He just unfortunately, his daughter, his girlfriend got put in a freezer. He's so fucking cool. I think it's because the things he creates are more cool. I just need, he's more creative, but I think that's just by default of him being one of the, well, by him being one of the, uh, the newest character created because you have to up it. Oh yeah, for sure. You know what I mean? By default, he's making cool shit. I think John Stewart in every appearance he's in.

He's fucking awesome. I think that's cold without a doubt. I like him because there's not enough characters like him. Yeah, like, it was got. Yeah. Gotham by Gaslight. I think this was just like the idea of, uh, this was just like a tech demo sort of to do like the cloth physics.

I see. It looks crazy. Yeah. And this is like 12 years ago. Yeah. So that's nuts. Like 2012. But the idea of like steam punk or not even necessarily a steam bug,

but the idea of like Batman. but like in like Jack the Ripper time he's sick as hell imagine if they did like final crisis and then they did like say oh here's Batman traveling back due time to get back you know imagine if they did that people would have so much fun with that shit

but it's and it's not out of the realm we would have fun you and I would have fun dude the fact that like look I bet because of you know everybody they accepted the um oh my god what is it Marvel's fucking um cosmic shit people accepted it

Because I think back then the day, people were scared of like, we can't introduce all of this shit to them. We can't put in blue and green people. I disagree. I think people were more willing to accept that then because of how. Based off of what? Because of just how well it works back then. I agree that. I agree with that wholeheartedly.

I think people would. What I mean is from an executive standpoint. The fucking producers and the wigs were saying shit like that. The same reason why. Things were like Star Trek were on. Things of like Stargate were on. Like the nature of the world. You and I are on the same way.

We agree, we agree, but you're playing advocate of the people that are like upper to top. The people that have suppressed things, constantly, the reason why the X-Men didn't have their costumes. And I think that they were afraid to introduce Thanos. And it was the same reason why they just completely threw out the concept of death, lady death or anything. Because, like, people just won't get on my, I think people. That's so insane. That would have made Thanos actually really cool. People would accept it if they just gave it to them.

See, death is going to be played by Aubrey Plaza? You're kidding. No. Wait, is that actually happening? I don't know. Oh, so you're just saying stuff? No, I did see this. I don't know if it's...

Wait, what's happening? I think it's Marvel related, though. Are you lying or telling the truth, or are you lying about the truth? Don't tell the truth about lying. Wait, don't tell me that they would put death in after all this shit happened. I don't think I would even watch it. I swear to God. I'd be like, what's the point?

I think I saw this. It might not be, maybe it's a movie completely separate where Aubrey Plaza plays death. That's probably true. That's probably true. That's interesting. But, yeah. If that were the cases, like, yeah, I get it. Well, fuck, why not.

But yeah Like why would you have after The Thanos The Thanos that we got Is like he's cool for the narrative He works for what he works for So basic But he's not the

He's not the guy that like When he comes to earth Everyone is like Fuck Imagine how interesting he'd be If his motivations were like say like Like genuine nihilism His old yeah

So in Agatha all along That that fucking Show that they're doing The witches with the witches. Aubrey Plaza is playing Lady Death. Well after the main character that ties into her. His main motivation for doing what he's doing.

I feel like that's so... Deadpool and death have like a relationship, I guess, as well, too. Whatever, man. But Deadpool is Deadpool. It's one of those things where it's like the bigwigs just keep... They've missed so many opportunities because they just, they think that they know what's best. And they clearly don't. Yeah.

It's been proven time and time again, but they still... I think it's just like an arrogant thing. Once you're, once you have all the money and all this power and control, you think you know better. It's like Vince McMahon. This McMahon has proven that he is so out of touch with wrestling

that people were saying once he's gone, that's just going to fail and it's doing better than it's ever done. It's just like it's stupid. It is in fact super popular. It's so it's doing better than it's ever done. I mean, since the attitude era. That is era.

Dude, wrestling was the cool thing once upon a time. When I was born, when I was young, it was coming out. of that era of it being the course of every time, but it was still really popular. And then, like, over the 2010, it kind of dropped down a lot.

But now it's, like, fucking boo. Early 2000s. Logan Paul. Logan Paul is a fucking huge squarehead of how popular wrestling is. It's fucking crazy. It's kind of nuts. I hate that guy as a person, but he's actually a fantastic performer. It's great.

Oh, yeah, of course. He plays the heel. It made me mad. Other than Dom, other than Dom right now, he plays a better heel than anyone I've ever seen. It makes me mad that he's good at that. Because I don't want to, I don't want to give him any props for any. anything. I think seeing Dominic Mysterio be a hypercut and him go on like an interview.

He's like, he's fantastic. I mean, he's taken after his dad. You know, like his dad, like his dad lie, cheat steel, man. That's not his dad. Don't say that. It's not really his dad. Is he really his dad? No. I was like, that's not really. No. Did he adopt him? No, but that was like, no way. There was the custody. I know. I know. That's why it was like what the Ray Mysterio and had the custody battle on 96. With, with, uh, with Eddie Guerrero. There was supposed to be fighting for Dom. It was funny. Then he pulled his mouth out and raised with like a baby. He looks like a grown-ass baby. He is because he didn't used to wrestle with the mask on in WCW.

He looks like, no. So Ray Mysterio didn't have a mask on WCW. He would have on like jean short, a jean pants on. He looked like a fuck boy. He looked like Marky Mark essentially, but like Mexican. And he is a baby. He looks like a toddler. He still looks like that.

It was just crazy. He looks so young. He looks younger than his son does now, which is crazy. His son actually looks grown now. It's crazy. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know who any of these people are.

You're not a wrestling fan. Yeah. I love that. I don't know. I don't know who is serious. I don't know the mustache. He's a junior, right?

His dad was very mysterious also right. You're probably right. You're probably right. I just don't, I can't say for sure. Like the fucking like, let's get out of you. Let's get out of you.

I love wrestling, man. I'm sorry. I mean, wrestling's fun. Um, you know. Tyler's man said,

nigga. That was one of my favorite moments ever. Who Vince? Vince and fucking. And fucking. Oh, my nigga. That's crazy.

He fucking said to John Sina. He's like, what does he say? Like, keep, what did he say? Whatever, something, something, my nigga. And then fucking Booker T, you know, black wrestler comes over and he's just like, And the funny is John Sina gives a real reaction like, Yeah, he's like, why did you say that? Oh yeah, keep it up.

Keep it up. My nigga. And the way he even says it, it's like, my nigga. And you're like, what the fuck is it? He's excited. He got a card to say it. It's so amazing. He's not like Barrett for that.

All he did is say is excited. He always just like, you know, maintaining, trying to keep my shiguel. And then like just respectful, a respectful 90s person response. And it's like, keep it up. Yeah, I don't know if there's anything I know less about than wrestling, I think. Really? Yeah. I think I know more about quantum physics than wrestling.

Ironically. There was one thing, Leafie is here. There was one thing I thought was really funny that he did because he didn't understand wrestling either. But he put, it was so perfectly the way that he showed a scene from a match. in the attitude era that perfectly encapsuled how like if you were not following this an outsider's like what the fuck is this because it shows a guy hanging from one of the championship belts suspended and then there's a ladder and a guy spears him downs and they both fall and it is the it is the stupidest thing you would see isolated if you show the hey hey uh what's pro wrestling

and someone showed you that you're like i'm not watching that shit what the fuck i don't even know what the fuck that is someone running up a ladder to spear someone off a thing that they're hanging on to in the middle of the ring like that's like actually really day that's why they changed that error because it was like really people were getting for real hurt yeah yeah i don't know yeah i did see a podcast recently that was like it does seem like something it does something seem like something like you had to grow up with it in some way totally but like i saw a podcast recently where they're saying the same thing about it's like it's like a debate show it's that those nerds with the podcast this one the one

there's like one guy with a hat and then there's another guy You've got to be way more specific. I know, I don't know how to explain. That's us pretty much almost. They're very, they're very, like, comic book oriented. Like, it's just all Marvel stuff. Like, funco pops in the background. It's the most annoying stuff.

But. I have a few. But only, like, really rare ones. Only really weird ones. I have, weird ones. Oh, I think you said weird. Are they rare? Yeah, Superior Spider-Man unopened.

Then I have Mouse Marlins, the originals. You know, it's really weird. Like, I went into a store. There's an F-Y-E in, uh. The town town center. The Poughkeepsie Galleria now. What? What?

Yeah. And so I was like, what the fuck? What a relic? It's like, I thought there's like no more. I was like, what the hell? That's new? Is it a new Fye? What the hell?

And they had like a lot of funcoe stuff and like Marvel stuff. And I went in the back just out of curiosity. I was like where the buildabair was. It was like where the Biltre was. Oh, I remember. Or like where the Vitorious Secret on the first floor. Yeah, the first floor. And I walked in the back and they have like U-2s in the back.

What the hell? No, no, no. I didn't see mine. That would have been crazy. It was just, it's weird that those are in stores now. And there's like massive characters. Because theoretically they have a complete collection of U-2s, I would have to be sitting in there. Like they would have to have me in their YouTube's collection.

And I'm like, why are these next to Funkopopop? Something's really wrong. But the iconic characters, Genji from Overwatch and Chris. Chris Maldonado. Really fucking strange. but um put him in a cum jar but yeah they were they were saying that like sponge bob's only funny to people who grew up with it and it's like no oh you're talking about escape the escape the pod i know those yeah i don't know yeah that's not true at all that's it's actually not true i and i know that because my dad was cracking up when he was right because they haven't watched the show right i can't imagine they've just seen clips out of context it's like i's oh this out of context clip doesn't make me laugh and i'm like duh are you stupid this stuff isn't happening they're the jokes are just jokes it's not like a it doesn't matter jokes are

You can see a brand new comedian you've never seen before in your life and they can say funny shit. You know? I like their podcasts. They have some takes that I don't agree with. Obviously, that's just the nature of. Well, yeah, they're a debate show or something. Yeah, they're like, debate show. They're not really a debate show.

They're more like a, that's what they say. Really? There's a lot of them. I don't know. I don't know if you guys are talking about the same thing. It's not like, I know it is the same thing. It's not, it's not destiny debates. You know, he's not.

Would you call it again nerd something? Oh, I'm sorry. Escape the pod. Escape the pod. but yeah I just don't agree with them always but I wouldn't call them a debate so not to just if they see this not to disrespect you guys or anything like that

no disrespect I would just call you guys like a conversational podcast about like I just thought that take was wild because like you I disagree because they're coming at it from an angle of like these out of context clips from the show that I have no connection to don't make me laugh and it's like yeah duh like that's how that's how that you have to watch an episode

I can't think of a more influential television show in our era than SpongeBob. Well, it just is funny. Yeah, those guys. Oh. It is just, they're, I've never heard of these guys before.

They pop on my for you feed sometimes. They're such an, it's such a like, my sense of humor. Damn. So many people's I know sense of humor is like, SpongeBob is like one of the seedlings that is why it grew into what it is. Well,

it's not, it's not about it being important to us. It's about the fact that it is, it is funny of its own merit. Well, I understand. I'm like that nature of those things are just funny. Like that's why everyone is people have like incorporated them into like what they think of as jokes. I don't know how they don't grow up with how the fuck older.

So is he is he like like like you said you do you say like if you watch the clips then right that but if you just sat down and watched the show anybody could as long as you have that sort of sense of humor. Yeah they didn't watch the show. They're just going based off of like out of context clips and it's like well you don't know the context is what makes it funny. Yeah. I think there's I think there's just funny jokes in that show. There's a lot of funny joke.

But like the shit through an episode. The jokes that are shared are not like, there's not a whole set up. It's usually like say, oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Like that is. So, of course, you wouldn't know what that or think that's funny if you didn't see that episode. Right. In a cosmic sort of way.

In a cosmic sort of way, yes. All right. Let's get the fuck out of. We're going to read our. This guy looks like Christa Lee a little bit, at least in this. And in the middle. I don't know who that is. It looks like a young one.

They have guests, I think. That's, yes. I think that normally the two guys. I like the, I like people from when I hear. clips I see. I think they're, I think they have some I'm not trying to like start a fucking day. I'm just saying like that's a wild take. Oh yeah.

I don't. I would love to talk to them. I would love to talk to them. I literally don't know. In our caustic nature and in them like being like relatively like not rated G but like not us. We couldn't that's such a horrible mix. They're not us.

Like we are we are the before like Ethan Ralph and their shit is like a layer or two below us. Even though we're not. Not like fucking fucked up like them. We're insane. And we say horrible shit. And I think other people that can't deal with that can't be in our vicinity. Like shit like that. That's a joke you're making to yourself.

You think that's funny. What do you mean? Telling someone who's not here to cut to you. You think that's hilarious. Someone else would be like, what the fuck is wrong with this guy? I'm not doing it. I don't know what you're talking about. I don't get it, man.

I don't know what you. All right. We're going to read the $25.25 and a patron. I forgot you drew this. And I was like, what the fuck is that? It looks like the killing joke joker. You know what I mean? It kind of does.

Why is his dick the size of his leg? What the fuck? Can we show this? Of course. I mean, we'll flash it. Flash it. Bro, there's no, there's no, there's no fucking out the, there's no way it's going to pick up that's a penis on that drawing. You need to label it not penis.

No, it needs to be, it needs to be extremely isolated and phallic for it to even be like, is this something. This is way too jumbled for. That's a Frankie guy. That's a Frankie guy. That's a Frankie. This is a Frankie Valley Joker jumping yippy with his hard cock out. This is going to slap him in the chest really hard.

That's the main vein, bro. What are you talking about? I'm trying to take pictures of every, um, every doodle that I do on the show. Yeah. And like put them all on like a shirt. Like I'm putting them digitally. That's cool. Put that higher that guy.

Put that minus the penis on a shirt. Oh yeah, yeah. The shirt, the shirt, take a guy. Oh, yeah, dude. We gotta.

We're gonna read the $25 and up names now. Uh, Patreon.com slash snark tank. You can go over there. You can get your questions read. You can make me read your name at the end of the show. If you want, if you want that to be a question,

if you want that to be something to just make me upset that I had to read it out loud. Go ahead and do it. Uh, Tweenie's doing, uh, I don't know. Oh, Metal Gear fucking the Metal U.Solid 3 remake comes out soon. God damn it.

There's so much shit. Am I going to play that game again? I got to think about that. I am. Because that's kind of a hard game to play. Yeah. On the old stuff. I want to play the old shit too, though, so I can really compare how it feels.

I can do Metal Gear Solid 2. But I think the thing with 3 is just like all the extra shit in it. It's just like, I need this to be new. I understand. I understand. I understand. It's my grandpa's in it. A little bit too much shit around like, God damn it.

It's a Vietnam Sim. Dude, I can't wait for Metal Gear Solid. Like when they, that's, when they remake that, man, I can't wait to see everybody in like modern fucking shit. Oh, they're doing that. I mean, they're doing all of them, aren't they? Are they doing all? We don't know. Well, I think it would be stupid.

It's like, I'm assuming they're doing what Capcom's doing. My assumption is that they're doing three first because it comes first in the time. Yeah, they're doing it in chronological order. And then, which I actually is a dumb idea. I hate it. I wanted them to do in the way that they dropped. They should do it in the way that they release. Because I want Metal Gersall it now.

Yeah, it doesn't. Let's do Metal Gear. Because, like, I want to play fucking Twin Snakes, but that shit's only on fucking GameCube or you can even like. Well, the thing about two is like the Middle Gisselt three hits specifically because you've played the previous two. Like there's like it's designed for that. Like, like, they built the game understanding that people had the previous two games to play.

That is extremely true. So like, you don't, like, playing things in, playing things in, playing things in chronological order is something you do after you experience it. You know what I mean? After you know what the thing is, then it's like, oh, all right, like. I agree. Because think about, I think about, like, the ending of Reach a lot, right? Where it's like, the ending of reach wraps, like, it loops to the beginning of combat of all.

It closed that art. And it closes it. And it's like, oh, that's such a good moment. But if you just play it normally, that's just kind of like, oh, it just moves to the next game. Cool. It's just like, it loses something. It would be, that's chief.

And the person that's blasting off with, it would mean nothing to you. It would mean nothing to you. Wait, who's that guy? It's our guy. And you're like, oh, my God, wow. I guess he's really important, I guess. Yeah, like, it's crazy. The idea of, like, being in the middle of Halo 2, it's like, all right, taking this out

because this is when ODST starts. It's like, you're crazy. Just play them in release order. I really highly recommend anybody. ODS3 is in the middle of, is during two, right? It's in the middle of two and three. So, like, I highly recommend anybody having, especially if this is your first introduction to this stuff, I guess I can't make you not play the middle of the,

Your Solid 3 remake. Right. Because it's like they're doing it this way. Right. But I would just, I don't know. I would recommend playing these things in like release order. You would appreciate a lot more. I would have appreciated them to just do that.

That bummed me out. I'll say, damn. Especially because I, all I want, I've been wanting, I would say like I would want, at least if they can just take that GameCube version,

what is it, Twin Snakes or whatever? Yeah. If they would just put that on something that I could buy. Yeah, never that. Because what are they going to do? They're going to go two to four?

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Let's add a few. Yeah, I'm going to start reaching out to other podcasts. I never even thought about that before. Let's not. Let them stay in their lane. They're doing something that needs to be done. We're not doing anything. They're not doing anything.

They're just as purposeless as ours. We need people like them to prevent people that. I don't know what they do. I haven't like, they do comedy? They do comedy? Are they having fun? I guess.

Yeah. I mean, they're not like this. Sure. Sure. I don't think they're riffing. You know what I mean? I think they're just like having conversations. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm going to check them out. Look at this focal pop. Look at this focal pop. I think this is the best focal pop of the world. The other guy's like, no, you're gay. You're gay. And then that's what it is.

It's not quite. I have seen that guy lose his fucking mind. Oh, yeah. Those are the clips that end up on my for you page. It's like, you're fucking crazy. You interrupt me all the time. What the fuck have I? Like, I've never seen this important.

It's not the same. It's not the same. It's not to. It's not what we are. It's not, we are not that. We're not the same. You know what it is? I don't need it.

Sometimes they reach our volume, but it's like, it would be like, it would be like blasting, let's say you blast like Frankie Valley at 100 and then you blast like death metal. That's what the difference is. It's still as, it's loud. It's loud, but it's, it's the same volume and there's some, there's some like anger. Yeah. But it's not the same. It's not the same music.

I could use Frankie Valley. Frankie Valley is like the well first of all he's sitting here with his talk out jumping in Jubilee it's big but also it's just on my mind and it's also just softer music you know what I mean like Frankie Valley no one's moshing

to Frankie Valley yet dude let's go to can we go let's go to a Frankie Valley show let's start shoving elderly people yeah let's go to a Frankie Valley show and start a Bosch bit do you think that would probably make his day I would invest money into that

I'm like, I can go now. He'd be like, I did it. Finally, this is all I wanted. And then he goes, he puts his earphones in. He's like, boll-la-w-w-w-b-b-b-h. He's like the craziest death metal in the world. He passes away. I did see videos of him recently, though, to be fair, where he's actually talking normal.

Oh, really? So, like, maybe. He was just having those, like, Biden moments where he's just like, uh, maybe. And then, like, someone slapsed. Like, a compilation of, like, literally the worst. The worst part where he's just like, I'm tired. Let me tell you something. Because that does happen.

I'm willing to invest money to go. I'm willing to, but if he's not like that, I'm going to be very mad. If he's energetic, he's dancing? Yeah, if he's fucking like, he's, he's doing mask moves. He's dancing like the mask. Somebody stop me. Well, see, that comes all the way around. Somebody stop me.

I'm entertained again. Like, it comes all over. It's the wrong way. Yeah, I want you dead or mega alive. It's got to be. There's no in between. There's no in between. This is why we can't go on that podcast.

You want to see Frankie Valley. Let's execute Frankie Valley on Escape the Pod. Let's, let's, yeah, yeah, why not? Why not? You know how to reach us? You know how to reach Frankie Valley and Escape the Pod? I think they follow me. I'll have my people hire my people and then they can reach out to you.

Yeah. And your people. And your people. I don't know their names. This is so funny. Dan and Michael. This is so disrespected. I have other white people.

I have no references. We all have white names. We all have white names. What are you mean? What are you talking about? Derek, Dirk, Chris. Christobal. My name is Doris.

No, it's not. That's not your name. My name is Dyrjomolic. I just take that part out because people get looked confused. Dirty John, actually. Derry John. That's on my birthday. My name is.

Filthy is Franklin is all my fucking... Filthy is Franklin. My name is Dekimbe Mutombo. My name is Kingston. Shane Jameson. There's no shan-uh. There's no, uh, his name is Shane. No, it's not.

I've seen his birth certificate. No, you have not. I own it. It's in my filing cabinet. I own you. I don't have it. Kingston, you left it in the previous apartment. I did not because it's in mine.

So they gave you the most Irish fucking. That's a, Shane Jameson? My name is Irish as shit. Oh my God. That is based off of who? Is that like somebody? My father's name is Kingston, Shane.

And then my last name was Jameson. May as well be named the alcoholic O'Shaughnessy. The only thing is that my my father's name is Kingston Shane. My last name is Jameson who are my, my grandma's husband. Do you ever feel anything when like Irish shit like passes you or? I did my DNA test. I'm like, I'm like 7% European. I'm barely European at all.

I'm like very much so like African and then like just dirty nigger and filthy nigger and filthy brown waterhole. That is crazy You filled the brown water Get out of my concert No Frankie Valley Why? No Frankie

Franklin Valley I think like funny Get out of here He's just like Kill him He's like angry But he's not moving Get out of here

Get the hell out of here right now Kill this guy He moves like a fucking puppet Like one of those string puppets Get out of here Oh like comedy shows Ravens He bounces around

He bounces around What do you think? I wonder if I could read the rest of these names without moving without like a ventriloquist. You can't do it. Can you talk about? I can't do it. The next one is big meaty stinks. Oh, yeah.

You can't do B without that. You can do B and you're breaking a rule that you should. You can do M or M. Any other. Kill this guy. Kill him. Rape him. Rape him.

Riving. Rave him. Riving. right now. Rape him right now. Holy shit. That's fucking terrifying. That's crazy.

I would way rather be peeped. Right now. Riva. He's... And then the music kicks in him, dude. Grease is the word.

You're fighting off a ton of like 50-year-old people trying to... Try to rape. They're trying to take your pants off. Did you see that? They keep grabbing at your belt in your... Did you see that video, the old British lady crawling it, like, opening up?

Oh, yes. You're a pimp from Zimbabwe or something. They're like the villagers for Res. They're like the villagers for Resbyville 4. Dude, she's a ghoul. You could shoot that person and everybody would be like, I understand. That was a ghoul. That was a ghoul.

You know, so it's the thing that's crazy that people age like that, dude. The contrast of how good the footage is, how clear it is, how clean it is, that's the thing that throws me off because I'm used to see. Real. It looks real in like a movie way. She was probably like a really pretty young woman. At some point. Yeah,

she's an old hag. Yeah, it happens. Yeah, she becomes a fucking hag. Because like no one of my family aged like that. No one like aged like that. Because we have,

you know, our skin's designed to not do that. So, yeah. Even the non-black ones. No one's aged like that. They're just like that's like lighter skin. Even the Hispanic one,

they very smart one. They just don't age like that. Like my great aunt. They shrink. Like they just get way smaller. Like my grandma got so short last time I saw. I was like, oh, my God, Grandma. Oh, okay.

I guess her situation is probably just hate. Yeah, my... I remember, it is hate brought to you, I think. I think it's also just lack of genetic diversity, like, in general. A little bit of that. Probably, yeah. It's like, they don't have enough. Because my great aunt has, like, outside of the white hair, it's kind of hard to notice, like how old she is.

Okay. She's like 70-something, but it was like, oh, yeah, you look 50-something, you know what I mean? Nice. But the white hair ages her more than anything. Oh, she doesn't, she doesn't diet? No. No, I don't... My family doesn't give a shit.

I do it. Well, I'm just surprised because women usually dye their hair. Yeah, my swear got out. She dries their hair. I'm starting to notice a trend of men doing it now, which is so bizarre to me. Like Eminem? Haven't M. Kuh. I'm so used to seeing men not do it that it's still weird to me because it's not weird to me with women because I see it so often. What's weird to me about Eminem though is like I feel like he would look pretty good. I think he looked five years. He would look 20,000 times better. The problem is that he's probably not great all the way. Even he'd look awkward if he was like not gray. I think that's what he needs.

I think he needs a partial gradeist to him. Dude, did you join Jameson? Yeah, he's not, he's not, he's not, and it looks weird

he's a grandpa now. Guy, how could you be fucking like late 40s, early 50s, whatever the fuck he is and not have a single gray, I hate that.

It looks dumb as fuck to me. I don't know, some people gray because I grade a lot when I was, I was, I had the grays I got when I was younger

than it just stopped. Yeah, but it'll continue at some point. I don't mind. Lillian's starting to gray. I'm so I notice some grays in her hair. notice a little bit of gray. Oh my gosh,

I think it looks good. I'm like, honey, it looks, it's, the bad thing for women just like culturally, it's,

it's shunned. That's the problem. It's a sign of life, man. It's disgusting. It's a sign of life, man. I think it's, I think it's fine,

aging, man. Of course, it's fine, but it's, it's, yeah, whatever you want to call it. It's so frowned.

I've seen some baddies with gray hair, man. I've seen some, some baddies of salt and I'm like, man, you are. As long as the hair is well kept. Yeah, it's fine.

It can be gray. Even though you're like 55, man. Gray and braided or something like that. I think it looks kind of badass. What age are you not knocking it down anymore? Like, at what age are you like, ah, it's too old. And what, uh, it, well, depends on the person. It depends on the person.

It depends on how old are looks great. And she's like 50-something. Hallie-Berry, like, Hallie Barry's in her 50s, man. She looks, she still looks great, man. She looks like she's fucking late 30s. I think she looks. She looks older, but it's like she looks older, but she's like, she does not look like she's in the 50s at all to me. At what, I think past 55, I feel like I'd have some sort of here.

If Hallie Perry still looks like that. I mean, I shouldn't be doing. I just shouldn't be doing this anymore. I don't feel like that at all. It's totally about how they look. I shouldn't be completely depends on genetics. It's entirely just. I shouldn't be plugging up this 70.

I shouldn't be plugging up this 70 year old. Like if I see you 70 old. That's too much. Like, yeah. If no one looks amazing at 70. You never know, man. Nowadays? Not yet. Not quite yet.

There's going to be people who look fine. Yeah. Not quite yet. Maybe when by the time we're 50, that it'll be attractive 70 years. Sure. Yeah. I think I think because some people are still too.

I think because of science and medicine, 100%. Yeah. Yeah. Because this is on my high-ack. She's really not young. She's 70? She's, I think probably just hit 60. I don't think she's in her 60.

I think she's in her 50s. I think she's in her 50s, but, and she's married to that fucking asshole that just owns everything. Owned all of Sweden probably. That's why she married him. Of course. That guy doesn't...

She's a huge humanitarian. Of course! Of course! She's a huge humanitarian though. I fuck with her for that. I don't fuck with anybody that marries a billionaire. I don't care.

Yeah, you're kind of inherently. Yeah. inherently being a billionaire is like a knock. You can't. It's like the way that I feel about it, honestly, it's like, I've seen people be like, why are you, that's kind of an unfair thing to do.

Like, you're judging somebody just because they have a lot of money. And it's like, you don't understand. They have... Here's how I feel about it, right? Because they have so much in life already at that stage where they don't have to worry about a single thing, they can handle me not liking them for no good reason.

Yeah. Well, if anybody can handle it, they can, and I'm not going to feel bad about it. I don't even like that you said, no good reason because there's a very good reason. There is no way,

first of all, there's no way you can become a billionaire ethically. Well, that's the whole problem. That's how I get. And then secondly, okay, okay, go ahead.

You, with the money you have, you can make a truly good impact on the planet. The fact that you can see people suffering and being a billion, means your piece of shit. That's what I was going to say. I'll take it one step further.

They have enough money to literally fix the world. They can fix things and then still be very rich. That's my problem. They could fix, like they've people scientists, people that are really smart

have calculated how much money it would take to truly in famine and all these other fucking things like it's not that much. Like now with inflation, I would say $15 billion. to start the foundation. When I say no good reason, I mean from the perspective, you know what I mean?

Like from the, because they didn't do anything to me. From their perspective. I don't know their heart or whatever. I don't know like what good things they've done. I don't know the ins and outs of these people's lives. Yeah. But if there's anybody on this planet who is worthy of having their like my disdain directed towards, it's the people who have no shot of being negatively affected by

anything that I'm, you know what I mean? Like why should they all, why should they also get the best benefit of the doubt from me. Why should they also get in addition to like, you know, having every single problem solved for them and never having to worry about anything? Why should they also then have like my inherent built in, so being a

respected and like, like, no, fuck off. Being a billionaire doesn't inherently perceive of every problem, but 99.999 of them you're alleviated from. Yeah, yeah, if you want to leave that in and yeah, yeah. I think it's higher. If you want to leave a point one, fine.

But yeah, because my argument The point one is like maybe like cancer. Even that ain't kind of to be leaving it to that for a degree as well. It can if you're smart. It's really smart. Because you're not a lot of bills. It's proven that.

Just because you're high billions. You're not a smart person. What's a fucking insane dude. Yeah. Oh, I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm five being worth like $100 billion and oh, there are people starving in the same country.

My man. That are actually fucking psychopathic. Like at least eat that. That live. You know what I mean? Or vaporize them. Yeah. At least.

Or like help them. Or like, Like the help them, my option. Help them by vaporizing. That's what I feel. Help build institution now help them better themselves. It's the unwillingness to participate. You're gay.

It's the unwillingness to participate that bothers me. Sure. That they're like, they have all this money and then they ignore it. It's like, listen, at least destroy them. Like, if you at least act like actively evil. Don't do this passive thing where it's like, there's like plausible deniability. You know what I mean? Just like go ahead.

Like build a flying saucer, abduct them and drop them in the ocean. Like you can't do it. Like, if you're, you know what I mean? I mean, at a certain point, it's like, just go, just do it. Just do it. Stop pretending. Stop pretending. What are you doing?

No, dude. Look, man, that's what Mark Cuban's doing right now. Look, I like the words that are flying saucer. I love the works. I love the words that are coming out of his mouth right now because he's very, like, but I'm also like, he, you, you know, I saw him. He was like, I'm fiscally conservative, socially liberal. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, you're, you're fine, I guess.

You're the best we got right now. I like what you're saying, but I also know how you got your money. You know, it's just that. I don't know, man. I guess, I guess empathy is something that the more money you get, you lose it. Or I guess like when you get your like first big checks on this side and they'll be like, yo. You have to you. If you make too many waves, we'll fucking kill you.

Because this is what happens. Like that has to be it. There's us three right now, right? Now, imagine our podcast got big enough to where it started grossing tens of millions of dollars. There's no way I'm not helping people around me. There's no way. I can't do it. I'm hearing all to myself.

I can't. See, that's insane. Exactly what happens, right? Instead of bringing every your team in and then your team become partners, no, they become your employees. That's what always happens. Inherently, it becomes unfair because technically they should be your partners. Like, we're partners. But then as they start expanding, they start seeing you as an employee and less than. And so it's just that dynamic. It is inherently, you start making more and more money, more and more employees that get paid less and less and you get paid more and it's just, it's unethical. There's, I just, by default.

My brain can, unfortunately. I agree what you're saying, but I just, I don't know how I don't. It's just unfortunately it is unethical. I don't get that. What I'm saying is, look, just to put a ribbon on this, we should eat the less fortunate. I think to end their suffering is a good thing. I think what we need to do is. I think vaporizing or the saucer, the saucer drops.

That's a good idea. That's pretty cool because I would like, do you agree? We need to put me through the Super Soldier episode. Do you agree? Let me die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I know I'm going to die.

No. Shake my hand. No. This is how it works. I don't agree. If you don't shake my hand, you're fired. I'll rule. Before I'm out, I'll bops at this bitch a blaze.

On my way out, I'm like, set the place. I'll transfer all the money to Dave Rubin. Like, I'll be like, every day we get, the rest goes through to Dave Rubin. Like, here you go, you're anonymous donated. I really appreciate you. That's crazy. That's such animosity.

Which also makes me upset because that's just a fraction of like what he already gets from Russia. He wouldn't even notice. He's like, oh, I guess they gave me a little tip for something. I was saying to Andy Pan's gaming here or a little bit of a kickstarted. Really get in there. Did you see what people tagged us in? No.

His latest video? Yeah, it's crazy. What did he say? The woke, the list of destroy humans being woke thing? No, not. He tagged us in a new, fuck. Someone tagged us just recently. In what?

Andy Pants video? It was a, it was a, it was a, a screenshot. Did he bring us up? No, no, no, somebody stumbled upon the, like. This was on my recommended page. It was one of his latest videos of likes. I think I liked it. Get out of here.

Get out of it. Leave. Get out of here. I think I liked it recently. We should be the less fortunate, right? So this is his latest video. Why is everything gay and retarded now? That is a real.

That is a real fucking title. And then the guy he elaborates. Right. And the guy elaborates saying like what everybody says that just discovers this guy like, oh, I can't tell this is satire or not. And I'm like, that's how bad his. shit is. That's what Kelly told me. He was like, I don't know where. Because it's, it is that when I heard it for the first time, I don't know. I didn't know he was kidding. I understood he, I understood he was serious because of him having the debate with a act man. So I went into understanding it was real.

But like hearing it, I'm like, oh, no, this I understand why everybody else thinks it's satire. Because it's that lazy. Yeah. It's, it's crazy. Gay and retarded. It's like, how is this? I mean, it's okay to point out those things and stuff. Like, obviously. How are people taking him seriously at all? It's crazy. Our frontal lobes are dug enveloping. I mean, that has to be it. It's, I almost respected.

I almost respected. Anyway, I can't wait for my shit. Drop. Back to the names. I wonder if I could beat him. You may. I'm gonna try to beat him. That's what I want.

Like in that low tier level. Yeah. But how do I go lower than that? You got to use the fact you're black. You got to use your blackness and like really just be a detriment to the people. It works, man If you did it too If I showed

Should I pretend it to be black Should black people be in this game? If I shilled to both black and Hispanic people I can blow the fuck up It'd be an easy This is again No but this is like leaning into the same conversation Should black people know their place?

We're having that same conversation This is the bingo card Should they know their place in gaming? Dude, that card is a dangerous card To have with us man Should there be white only games? I don't know I got Should white people be a superior race

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Can you share? I didn't blur it out. I'm a black person. It's fine. He's running and black. It's still not great. Yeah, but I was like, nope, I'm not going to give them that. Thanks.

Thanks for just making my life a little harder. Cheers. Clip that out and set it to his kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I put in one of those Harry Potter picture frames that, like, moves. And it's just like a video on a loop of you saying the N-word. That would be awesome. Dang, my poor kids.

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I had no clear that name was white. You know that. It's because you didn't read her birth certificate, loser. Yeah. You should have read it. Yeah. For me, it came. It came with the game.

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Boom. Boom, ma'clock. Boom, ma'clock. That's what they're named. The Jamaican version of the bloomer's in freaking gear. It's the boom. Boom, ma'clock. Boob, Ross Clot.

Dude, they're all rossed and shit in that. Did you see that clip from Icarly? Ross Clot. Did you see that clip from Icarly where they were like, Jamaican laser tag? Did you see that? No. It's real.

They put on the fake dreads and then they shoot each other with laser guns. And then they're doing the accent. They're doing like, blast your mutter. Oh my God. It's crazy. I remember that. I watched that car like actually. It's funny how that's totally fine, but you can't go like,

uh, China man laser tag. You know why. You know why it's fine. We know why it's not fine. We know why. Or you can't do a... I thought it was respectful.

You know why. You know why. You can't go Jewish laser attack. I'd be like, oh gee. You can't do that. Jewish laser attack. That sounds good.

Jewish laser tag sounds crazy. Oh, you know why that sounds good because of the... Marjor Tilly. That's a Marjor Tilly. Jewish lasers. Yeah. The Jewish space lasers.

The barmeets of music going on. That music goes hard. I think that shit goes really hard. They grazed me with a laser. Oh, fuck. Oh, geez. Give me a second. They're just fucking playing fiddler on the roof shit.

Oh, no. Fiddler on the roof laser tag. No aiming for the nose. It's just not fair. Oh, my God. That's crazy. Oh, my God. It's not fair.

That is, that is crazy. That was an intrusive thought by you. That is the first racist thing I said about a Jewish person and God knows how long. Yeah, on camera. Yeah. Not in general, I think. On camera, yeah. In general.

I don't know. I had a great Jewish girlfriend. I kind of stopped with that. I was like, if I be rude, I'm not going to get pussy, so I got to just, like, get this out of my head. I got to get this. I got to stop doing this. That was my time for a while. The Jewish American princess? Oh, that's because of, what's her face, right? What? Seinfeld.

Oh, kind of. Oh, my God. Are you sure? I don't think it's, I don't think so, actually. I think I just knew a lot of them kind of growing up. Okay. And I just liked them. That might have been something.

It could be something. But I don't think I actually had a crush on her until, like, later, to be with you. I think I was like, I think I was like 20. Yeah. I just like she's just kind of hot. When I was 20, I think it was like one of the early 20s like 21, 22. I was like, oh. She's like, she's not even my type and I'm like she's hot. She's hot. Yeah. There's something about her that she's a, she can get it. It's the long curly dark hair. Like, I like that trait in women. I agree. But I just really, I don't know. I agree. I'm not a big fan of dating. I remember this Jewish white women if I'm being honest. Yeah, that's fair. Curly hair. There was a period. There was a period. There's like girls.

Bruisers, bro. Dude, I remember I heard I first, I remember I first heard, I remember I first heard, like, so I think, I think Mick or somebody that I knew was like, oh, you're, you're commented on like, oh, you're a Jap. And like, the girl was like, what? Like, yeah, Jewish American princess.

And I was like, oh. It's funny because it's a big, and he's half Chinese. So it's like, well, so yeah, yeah, that's, like, well, so yeah, that's, my mom and I came from my bath. It's like, whoa, whoa. I just remember me like, no, the year's a good one,

not the bad one. Not the ones that fucking hurt our own. Not the ones that invaded my people. I'm not even sure if it was big. I just remember that. I just remember that. I remember that night. I remember that night.

You think Mick's going to like reverse kamikaze? Like, has you ever, what is that? Is it like an economic donation? It's like a large sum of money donated to a community. It's when you choose to get out of a plane and live. That's all it is.

Is it going to? No. So just. So just landing. No, getting, is just getting off the plane? No,

that's it. No, so what I'm thinking if you're gonna, you're gonna. Reverse kamikazes is you kill yourself and then you get on the plane.

So I'm like, the point is, has Mick thought about doing that? I don't think so. No. He's Chinese. He's Chinese. What if he has like,

but what if he's not even Chinese, technically Taiwanese? What if he's also, oh, so he's actually, oh, so he's really complicated. That's the same. Says Blizzard. That is.

Says Blizzard. That is China idiot. I mean, technically now it is actually... Well... I think technically now they finally went through it. I think it is... I actually have no idea. I have no comment.

I stopped looking at it because it made my heart hurt. Yeah, it's also... I stopped looking at it around John Cena. All I know about China is that they got that dollar bill that talks. Bing Shilling. And I think they got that wall, I think. Oh, no. That great wall?

Yeah. The one that keeps out of... I can't remember that guy's name from Mulan. That John... This guy? Han. Hades? I really, I don't remember.

I mean, it looks like Hades. His name is Han. His name is Han. His name is Han. No, it's like, no. Show, you're close. Shouu. Shouh, no, it's,

show you. I think you're right. Shao Hong Chu. I think you're right. I think it is Shau you. I think it right. I be banging Chinese music for no reason, bro. And I'm like, this feels racist by trying to sing to it, but I'm not.

It's a hard. It's a hard language to learn without feeling racist. The guy's fucking going hard in the pain in a black myth. And then he shows up and he has no head. Yeah, I was like, what the fuck? Like he's just doing, he's doing his tiny bong, bong, bum, bong, bong, dung. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I'm up, we're going to show that.

I'm like, what the fuck is this? Where's your head? How are you singing? I like that game, but I don't like it enough, if that makes sense. Like, it's good, but like, I don't know if I care. You know what that problem is? There's, it's in the, look, it either go hard on the, um, storytelling, like, as far as, like, the cutscenes and everything or just strip it all out.

Yeah. It was in a place where I'm like, there's enough to where, like, I'm like, could you keep going so I can really understand what's happening? It's just enough to where I'm like, I still don't know what's happening and you're just taking away from the gameplay. They like fire on like half cylinders. Yeah. On everything. It's like, here's a, here's a monkey game where you can't really climb that much. And it's like, okay.

And then like, here's a story, and there's a lot of it, but there's not really that much. And it's like, okay. There's a few, man, there's a few things that, no jump or no, what is it? No guard, no block. There's no guard. Yeah, you have to use it. You can only use it. A cool down.

Oh, yeah. So you have to use it sparingly. And you run out of magic so you can just not use it anymore. And so I was like, oh, great. But you have so many tools that you can like, you can barrage the fuck out of things. Some in your gang of monkeys. Dude, they, especially when you put all your resources into that and they can start using magic too, they can start freezing people. So you can freeze someone and they'll freeze.

And then you can just. just use your summon. You can kill the fuck out of things in the game. I love the fact that you can summon all of them. They all go on top of the stick and then clomp somebody and a guy dies instantly. So they get it. I'm like, that is insane.

There's workarounds to not because you can just be a fucking vanguard and just destroy shit essentially. That's the workaround. But if you're trying to play like in guard, it's not evading is your best thing and then just fucking things up hard. Depleting your resources and then hopefully you killed them otherwise you're fucked. I like it. that is a black myth makes me happy.

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Kingdom Come Deliverance too when it comes out next year? Medieval Red Dead? It's not really on my radar, but like, I mean, if it's a video game desperately, I haven't been playing in a while.

It's just so much to play right now. If it's just not. significantly better, I'll play it. I feel like what. I'm just not. Into anything that's out right now, I guess? Not really.

I played Space Marines, and I kind of finished that already. So I'm like, that's great. Do you do anything else? How do you fucking play all these games? What's going on with you? I don't,

I don't really play anything that often. I'm usually just outdoors. But you said, like, you've played everything and you beat it. I played, what if I played? The last game I really played

recently was Space Marines. Before that it was, I think Final Fantasy. I just think there's a lot like Dead Rising. There's a game called, the Plucky Squire that I think was really good. So you don't,

because like, I remember you said, you don't have any backlog. Not really, no. Yeah, and so... Because I play all the AAAs when they come out, like, while they're out. Like, after, like, I'm done doing whatever I'm doing, whether I'm like... Do you just not have a lot of games?

I just, I don't know. I just don't have the urge to buy many games anymore. Most things don't appeal to me that much. That's fair. Like, I'd rather be reading something, I guess, or playing, like, lots of games that have come out. And then I'm like, oh, I don't know we want to play this game. Like, Black Myth, I didn't buy Blackmoth. I played it.

Oh, fuck. The Island Way 2 DLC also. I wouldn't have bought it, but it came with my graphics card. So much shit. Another one came out, or just the one from before? It's the second chapter of the one that came out before. What? A what?

The Allen Wake 2 DLC. I might have to buy that. I fucking love Allen Week 2. I'm going to... Oh, my pro. That was only on Piss 5, right? Dude, there are people being like... When I talked about getting the pro or whatever,

because they made like a Halo 3, the ODST statue out of nowhere, like, recently. And I was like, fuck, I have to buy another thing. that I don't need. I have to. I think I put like the George Bush thing where it's like a second unreasonable purchase has hit your September or whatever and there were people like

don't tell me you bought that thing and it's like if you bought the pro I'm going to be so disappointed in you it's like guys I don't know if you know this I do another show I do another show and it's PlayStation oriented and we cover these things like how often do you promote that podcast?

I don't really well I mean not on here because that's not what it's What I mean is just even on your social media. I get, I mean, I retweet, like the, I retweet some of the,

the clips whenever, like, I'm on them. Uh-huh. But, like, yeah, I guess, I mean,

there are people who showed up to the, in the thing, is like, Swindrop's hat in the frame, and it's like, Colin talking about the thing. What? And it's,

like, you know, episode Spongebbaod with, like, it's the picture of the commercial and he's like in the corner of the commercial pretty much.

Oh, yeah, yeah, and it's like, it's like, um, Oh my god, I forgot it's Colin giving the The thing about the

Oh Concord how it costs $400 million Yeah You tweeted the picture Of SpongeBob barely being in the frame Yeah where he points at the video It's like look there I am What I love about that picture is that If you overlay it

It's exactly where you are I am in the upper left Upper right headquarter Of that video Yeah I don't know I guess I don't talk about it a lot But like yeah There's a yeah

I wouldn't You said you were at the show What happened? There was one person there that I got to speak to who had like the original Snark Tank shirt. It was like the yellow one with like us three Oh right. I was like hey, what the fuck

I know you're listening A lot younger than you probably should be He was little. He's not like little But like he was like I was like whoa How old? I did like definitely like maybe late teens That's awesome maybe late teens Youts I remember being like whoa

That's awesome How do you get how do you get this? I mean, God bless. I was also watching shit that I had no business wine. Oh, my God. The amount of porn. Well, no. Oh, we had 11.

We all were. We all were. I'm like PSP, dude. Like, it was crazy. Like, fucking South Park, for example. Like, think about that. Think about South Park. Like, pretty much, I was watching it, you know, in elementary school.

What's crazy is that South Park definitely. It's, it's things that you clearly a kid that young should not be watching. But we all fucking did. So it's like. I mean, we appreciate it. Yeah. We all did. I don't.

There's definitely. I wouldn't keep that shit away from my kid. I would not let my kid watch this. Oh, no, absolutely. I would not. I don't, I don't want my kid to turn to some fucking weirdo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just like...

I think I'm more offended by the... I think for me, it's more about the terminally online stuff. Like, I don't want my kid really knowing about Ethan Ralph. You know what I mean? Yeah. So for me, I'd be like, it's less about the offensiveness and more about like that. Like, stay away from anything online. Yeah.

In this way. It's too late for us. If your kid is normal, they're probably not going to be. going to be into you that much. Yeah. Like so it would be weird if my kid was like, man, I really want to listen to the podcast with you. I'm like, no kid.

No Sonic. No online Sonic. You're going to name your kid Sonic? No online Sonic. Like no online Sonic. Yeah, I'll let my kid play the second of Genesis. Oh, I don't you play Sonic games. Oh, I thought you were saying, uh, in relation to our podcast, it's like no son.

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Like the goddess? Yeah. Yeah, not like the terrorist group. They're gone pretty much now. Whatever. They went all over. Can they change their name to ISIL or something? Do you remember that?

What? They changed their name? I think so. They were like ISIL or something. Oh, I think that was a different one. There's another one? I thought it was like a different group. But I do know what you're talking about.

I think it was different. But I can't speak about that. Another Metroid-Mania? Maybe they did change their name because they're like. Like, we don't want to be associated with the goddess or the metal band Isis. Because I feel bad for my aunt. My aunt's name is Isis. Oh, that sucks.

So for a while, it must have a while that must have sucked. It's like awkward. That's what my spice name is. I like that name. That's a real name? That's my feti Isis. Yeah. Oh, I don't like it anymore.

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I don't know. I think I'm not like 30, 33 pounds. That's supposed to impress me? No. You asked me a question. I gave you an answer. I didn't ask you anything. Okay, sorry.

Whatever, man. Yeah, I'm trying to. What are you down to do now? I was trying to be a little healthier. That's it. Let's get that. I really, really, really, really miss, like, ice cream. Yeah, me too.

I'm going to buy some this wig and. Oh, nice. Why don't you just have it? I'm sorry. I mean, I could. You could, right? It's just like sugar-free ice cream. Some of that stuff's actually kind of not bad, to be honest.

I have this kind bar ice cream that's like really low calories. Wait, what is it? What? What's ice cream without fat and sugar? Like styrofoam. like cold like a melted styrofoam like melted cold

you think that's like what's just ice drive someone to like shoot up a school or something oh eating styrofo you're like well yeah like the equivalent going from having really good food

to having horrible food can definitely make you this is fucking that would make a person become the Joker I think that would be that's why the Joker became the Joker is that like

he moved to a place with no Gotham has no good cuisine yeah it's all vegan they heard him laughing his ass off in his fucking one bedroom apartment. He got an undercooked pizza with no dairy on. Oh my God.

The vegan cheese. The vegan cheese. And he's laughing himself to fucking paralysis. I've had a lot of good vegan food. I've never had good vegan cheese. I'm losing my mind. The idea of Joker laughing. Death.

His transformation into the Joker is really funny. Like him, whatever it being a final straw. of him laughing himself into evilness. I like the idea of... It is always the funniest shit to me. I like the idea of him being completely normal. At 5.30.

And then at 5. And then at like 545, he's the Joker. He's already transformed. He's already going to do such a wild metamorphosis. Where he's just a guy just had like a tough week. He's like... I'm going to strap a bomb to a baby. He's like, what are you up to, Arthur?

Well, I'm going to go blow up a nursery because somebody cut me off in traffic. Is that Mark Hamill laugh too? Yeah, Commissioner. That fucking, that creepy one was like, I can do that laugh, but I need to take time to do it. Batman, some weird clown is blowing up babies. I'll go check it out. I hope he got hands. What kills me about that is that?

He's weird. That guy blowing up babies. He's weird. Joker is a weird clown. Such a fucking understating. Because he is a weird clown because like most clowns are dressed like clowns. This motherfucker's in a suit. He's in a purple suit.

In a purple suit. You got a green tongue or some shit. Like this guy is absolutely crash team warped. You know? This sophisticated. Unusual clown. Unusual. That's a usual.

usual guy. Harvey's like, this is really, that's crazy. What's a skin color? What's skin color? I don't want to get into that, Batman. It's not important.

It's not important to the case. It's like, well, if it's, I mean, at any point to him, it's like the guy with white paint on his face,

you couldn't tell me? You could, like under it, duh. Do you really, who else would do this, Batman? Commissioner,

I need you to be straight with me. I need all the information I can get, what is, ethnicity. I can't Batman. I'm gay. I have a daughter but I'm gay. I have a daughter and a wife who I love but I'm gay.

That's unfortunate. I got to go. And then he fucks Robin and then he goes... That man beats the fuck out of only black people. That's what he's like, yeah, I can't really do anything about this. I have built a two-story condominium in the middle of... Entirely out of

microwaves with babies in the... There's one button Turns them all on It's one button One button Batman is all the little thing Can you stop before I press this button bats You can't stop me

What color are the babies There's like a few Hispanic ones I didn't check to be honest I didn't really I didn't pay attention to that Does that really That doesn't matter very much Does it?

It's Wait, are you racist? Are you racist? Are you racist, too? You're racist. I can't imagine a Joker being racist. Oh my God. I didn't really check.

I didn't know you were racist. I didn't know you were cool like that. I didn't know you were a show like that. Anyway, badly brave. Sorry, Ms. Jackson. You're pretty cool. You're pretty... Well, Joker.

I know you hate black people explicitly. You're pretty sick. Did you mind coming to the Bronx with me? He couldn't take the Bronx. Who, Batman? I think, I think someone would get him. I think someone would get him. I think a little kid would be like Mr. Batman, I'm lost.

He'd be a guy. It'd be a little kid sheep person, but it's a guy, a grown man. Do you think Arkham Batman would? Oh, no, Archim Batman? It'd be a crackhead with like a shot guy. He'd be, hey, hey! He just shoots, but like so much that it would be impossible for the face not to be hit. You know what I mean?

It would be just like. He hasn't reloaded yet And there's been at least 25 shots off He's a reality warper He has a fully automatic Shotgun Oh my Is that like this crackhead

Just has this fucking A812 And he's just But there's no pack There's no pack There doesn't even have like He doesn't even have the barrel For fucking ammo

It's just No dude something's wrong He has an elephant gun And it's automatic somehow Like it somehow just keeps getting reloaded when it only has fucking two shots Hey, you know my property? Hey! You don't own anything.

He has a flat cannon. He's an anti-air cannon. And they shoot as fast as a mini gun. And they do. Batman just, he tried. He tried to dodge his. Batman's like, whoa. Batman.

Even if he doesn't die, he gets blasted and thrown. across at least six blocks. Right into the tracks of the four train. And then ran over. He got off my property. He's done. Whoa. Even Batman's like that's scary.

He's not loading. He's not reloading. He's not doing anything. Robbins with him. He's like, hey, man, what's going on? Run. Run, Dick. Run, dick.

He gets blasted in the mist because Robin doesn't have armor. Robin has his band. He has his thighs exposed. He has his thigh get blown off. That shit bothered me so much about Ghost Tsushima when you'd fight the fucking Mongols and they'd have their thighs exposed. And I'm like, you fucking primitive motherfucker. What are you talking about?

Why are your thighs visible? I kind of want to play Ghostichima again, honestly. I want to play it on PC, but I don't want to buy it again. Yeah. I don't have the director's cut. So maybe I'll. And I guess the pros probably have to do something to it. So maybe I'm...

I have the upgraded version. I play that game to fruition. I'm done. I get it. Yeah, I played a lot, and then my girlfriend at the time played through it. So I was looking through my time, and I was like, I did not put 105 hours in a ghost-shishima. And I was like, oh, yeah, she played it again. It was like a 50-hour game, I think.

Yeah, I don't know, I didn't play the Iiki Island DLC, so maybe I'll just do that. But I liked it a lot. Like, I thought that game was great. Really cool. I love how you get, you can get, like, arrow carried out of the outer area, so that was really good. That shit was fucking wild. You just get arrowed in fucking infinity. Yeah, you'd be juggled.

Yeah. They would juggle you. Yeah, they would juggle you. Honestly, on God, for real, oh, I read that already. I wonder if Derek has listened to the band Wolkanaz. I can never read that correctly. Yeah, I keep forgetting to do it. I'm going to move for some grubbery.

I'm hungry as fuck, honestly. I feel good. What time is it? 3.25. Isn't it you got to do later? No, I was just... What was that? What was I?

I cleared my throat and I like forgot what I was going to say. It was like, I reset myself. It was like, huff. You have three names. Now I was going to say Probably go to Inkwell Because I'm hungry. Oh, that's bullshit

Because I was going to go there. You can't now. Now it's my... Dibs. Only one. Dibs. God damn it. Fuck.

I choose dibs on eating today so you guys can't eat. Yo, that's crazy. You guys have to wake up in the morning and call dibs on food. That's the future Democrats want. That's the future Democrats want. Right, right

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Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh you never see that shit It's so goddamn stupid It's so stupid But I think about it daily What if I can move my beard So you're in a row I think that would be the end of the podcast I have a small forehead too

So it would just be the whole thing Would be getting that that's so crazy you gotta get the fuck out of here yeah we're three and a half hours bye guys yeah that's you were we were so close to not being it we saw the questions at 45 minutes

you know what I was gonna say I was gonna say let's let's make this one a short one I was gonna say that and then it's it's never gonna guys you guys it will happen sometimes no no no no I think he's gotta pay us more money

because we we are giving them regularly three hours of what we were late. We were late one of the times recently. So like this is considered, there's been some chaos, yeah. That's right.

Let's get the fuck out of here. Bye. That's a motherfucker guy's dementia. We're all adults. We're all grown-ass adults. Saw a hair on my fucking. Oh, Jesus. And they're just clocked out. Imagine being partners with someone like that.

Doing a show. And then they just, they're, they start screaming. They just become Joe Biden. At that. My favorite is that concert where he's, they're like clapping and he's so like just, it's, like, he's, I was like, it is so fucking sad. Don't tell me this nigga's not gone. Come on.