The Snark Tank - #268: Chris Goes Hard In the Paint

Episode Date: October 15, 2024

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You know, nah. As long as I'm doing good, I'm going to fuck by right. As long as I'm doing it, that is exactly why this country's so gay. It's not gay. It's not gay. It's not gay. I'm good. Fucking houses underwater.

I'm not in Palestine. I don't give a shit. Yeah. Yeah. What's up, man? Huh? I'm not gay. So I don't care as a week of them.

I don't care about gay marriage. Dude, the amount of people, it is crazy. You remember when, like, I feel like I remember a time not long ago where if you outwardly suggested that people were creating hurricanes, that would be, you would be a joke. You know what I mean? And no one would take you seriously. No, you'd be ignored.

Yeah, you would be probably. You'd be ignored. You wouldn't be able to make it to, let's say, a congressional seat. You wouldn't be on television being able to say something. Well, you know, you would be able to be on television. And then people would be like, oh, what a joke. We're not inviting this person back. You'd be like a person on the street that would say that.

And they'd be like, oh, we're going to cut off his interview back. It'd be the Indus Nye people, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or like the 700 Club with like, what is his name, Pat Robertson? He was on TV for a long time. Rip to the goat, man. He's dead as shit now. I know he was dead, but did he die?

You know what I mean? Do you know what I mean? No. Because he was dead for a while before he died. He was definitely dead. They propped him up for a while until they thought he was his litched him at that movie. He was just eating horridged him. and surviving and shit like that.

He fell apart. He fell apart. Basically, they were Jimmy Cartering him. And then he just finally, he couldn't take it anymore. I wish I could hold onto his spine like a marionette and make him dance around. Look at this. Look at this. You could do that, I guess, if you wanted. You can go dig him up.

No, I think grave robbing is a bit of a, that's a bit. Even for my most evil caricaterness, that's too much. Really? I think you shouldn't grave rob. That's great. Unless they have something like ultra-volubble. And it's like, what are you doing, leaving that there? What if it's like a really old

I don't know how people feel about this But I actually feel like if you Graves pre like 1900 What the fuck are you doing? What do you mean? Like no one's going to these No one's going to say If someone has a grave that like

Oh died in 1901 You know what I mean Or like 1910 even Like no one's going to that fucking grave So the thing is this right The whole entirety idea of the way we bury people now is in it's so it's a scam like in every way of like funerals burial way it is the scam yeah we should burn them we should we should burn them like it makes it makes no sense that we bury people

have a have a very festive event we burn them we set them off or we put them on a pyre we dance around we have fun that person dies yeah yeah we put them on a rotisserie yeah I think I think having uh there's a tiny no court tradition where it's like it's a mandatory celebration you have an open casket funeral where it's a mandatory celebration you have an open casket funeral where it's a mandatory celebration the person passes away you have a good time and it's supposed to be to be a celebration of the the passing on before you know the white white jesus showed up what if they felt what if it could be destroyed religion with what it was for other people but is it is it if it's it if it's a mandatory open casket I think it's open casket and you what if you fell into like a

wheat machine what do you mean like what if you yeah what if well what if you fell into like a week machine what if you like obviously if you're dismembered you don't show if it's up to I mean hey man it's up to the people I mean like I would I would I would would Do you build them back? Like, do you like how to, like, put... Build back better. Make them look like a silhouette of a human, at least. Yeah, they just put the pieces in order.

What I want to see a smart person? I'm trying to think if I'd be, like, how much I'd be like... I'm not saying just disembered. I mean, like, fully, like, shredded wheat. If you're, if you're fucking shredded, put it in a bag and put the bag at the top of the funeral thing and be like, hey, this was this person. Just like a massive Ziploc bag with like a bunch of red in it. Yeah. Not even red.

It looks like it's pink. It's probably brown. Probably a little pinkish. Probably, yeah, probably the bone of marrow. Probably like maroon. But this was my dad My dad is a bag of juice now Yeah

You gotta show it off He fell into a fucking I just I don't care When I die He fell into a Vitamix He fell into a Vitamix I don't want to show First of all

Okay So the head got in Sure let's say the Vitamix is it's big enough To support the head To fit the head Well the thing about the vitamins It's shoulders Well it's not necessarily

About him falling into a big a Vitamix. It's about the fact that the Vitamix is so strong that it pulls him in in regard. It's like a jet engine in some way. So it like crushed his shoulders to make him fit into it. It went in and his shoulders went like this. Yeah, you know like when you fold

you fold things like when you're packing and you fold things like a lot just to make get him to fit. It's like that kind of thing but with like bones and meat and people. Yeah. Bones. Why haven't we learned how to collapse space and time yet, bro? I want to make something bigger smaller for the time for the use of it being smaller for the moment. This hurricane might do it. We're getting there.

You see that like, that scares me too. We might be able to just wish like that. I think a scientist is going to fuck shit up. They're going to be like, oh, I'd actually discovered something and then oops, half the world's missing. I think it's actually going to be like, I feel like it's going to be like a climate change thing where like there's going to be a hurricane that it's so strong that it rips the atmosphere away or something like. Because I think they said something recently like, I don't know if it's true because everything on Twitter I just don't believe. I just, I just, I, every time I see something on Twitter, I think about like it's an interesting thought experiment. And then I move on because I just know that I can't trust anything on Twitter anymore. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I do, like, I saw one there was like, somebody said, like, this hurricane is reaching, like, the maximum mathematical capacity of, like, the planet to be able to, like, withstand, like, 200 mile an hour winds and shit.

I feel like that's so not true. It's probably not, but it would be interesting if that were true. Like, it's like a sci-fi concept. The world was way more tumultuous way long ago. Oh, yeah, of course, yeah. The planet was insane once upon a time. Yeah, I mean, right, right. It was, like, yeah. Like, if we put humans there, we'd have. We'd have. have like a week and a half and you'd be like oh that's crazy we're gone no of course but the concept of that is awesome yeah like I love that idea of like just like a megastorm that is so strong that it riffs the atmosphere open that's sick how does that's a dope that's a dope book you know well yeah I mean the there's so many things wrong with that but it's still fun the idea of that is like if something just that can't like it just like we got hit by an asteroid

you know what I mean and we kept it pushing well experience that I guess there wasn't especially like entering out like it's like entering out like it just like we got to Like, you're not destroying things by going out, but coming in the pit. It's a whole thing. It's a whole deal. But I'm sure somebody heard something interesting and then they misinterpreted it as that. Oh, sure. For undoubtedly.

Like, I'm sure it's because that happens so fucking often where it's, I once heard this, you know, and you're like, that's not what they said. That's not what they said. It was at a, you know, uh, Kale. He was at a place where it was like a meteorite crater. Oh, yeah, yeah. It was like a mile in diameter. And I'm like, what the fuck is this? It's nothing.

It's not. It's not, yeah. Yeah, sorry. I'm just... I can outrun that. Cale Anonymous is a fucking liar. Cale, our buddy, fuck you. You guys think... If we all gathered on one part of the earth,

you know, to... No, I thought about that. They start sweating too much. No. But what I'm about to say is not much better. But say, to combat an asteroid, right? It enters the atmosphere We all time an

Uppercut Do you think we can combat That'd be such a glorious human moment Everybody ready We time it Like people in different languages

Are shouting like for humanity And then we all Upercut it We all forward down forward Heavy punch dude We fucking That would be so cool Bam

That's super cool And God has the button Match in tracking We can do it, we can do it, we can do it, we can do it, we can do it, we can do it, we can do it. And we do it and it cracks and we're all just gloriously uppercutting. I want that to be the ending of season seven of a super serious show that had no hints of getting that ridiculous. Like Mad Men? Yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly.

Fringe is that. Fringe is crazy. I forgot about that show. I haven't thought about fringe and forever. Yeah. I totally don't think I've ever thought. I never watched it, but I remember it being bad.

Walter stands out in front on the desert by himself and a meteorite coming, all the winds blowing. And he's like, I gotta stop it, Jesse. Jesse, I got, I got this. He's weakened. You can see like the energy going through Walter's arm. It's breaking apart. But then he reaches in his pocket.

Eat some meth. And he's like, don't worry, bitch. I got you. He drives back after he, he, He's devastatingly fled from the scene. Just to come back, he's like, I felt like I got to help you. You sold me the slavery, but I got to help you. It turns in like that when Gohan's defeating Cell.

Like, basically, Jesse becomes Goku. You know, he like, helps him. He told me back. I got to Mr. White. And he just gets more power. Yum! And then Walsey comes, I don't help you, dad. And then.

And Waltzian, this is fucking breakfast. And then fucking. And then the news, like he's glorified on the news. He's like Walter White saved the world. And then all of his victims are like, yo, yo, what the fuck? Do you know what this man did? Before that, it's like, yeah, but he uppercutted an asteroid in the world.

He saved. I think that offsets. That does offset in some way. No, no, no, no, entirely. Yeah, entirely. It kind of does. Maybe Hitler no. Maybe Hitler no, but that's a lot.

Maybe. That's the redemption arc. They were like, how do we write this character back into being good? And then Vince Gilligan's like, I think we should have an asteroid come. I think we should have an asteroid come down and Walter gets the strength from his math to punch it. You know what I think would be brilliant?

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I'm going to do this without you. I'm going to do this one. He is kind of like a, he just talked like a George Lucas in some way. Like, he does have that kind of tinge, that, like, that soft approach. What's wrong with that, pussy? Man up. You guys are all fired for not. You old bitch?

You guys are all fired for not believing in me in my vision. No, fuck. I'm so much stronger. I'm so much strong. Everyone. I turn off all the life. Watch this. He takes a bull and crunches his fucking head.

I get turned off the TV. It's going to be the signal of strength for every character that we come up with on this show. Like, Pulp takes a bull out from back from behind a curtain and squishes his head in his bare arm. The way he pulls head is his head. He's like a kid would drag his book bag, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's like, look at this. Look at this, watch this.

Vince, Gilling, and Chris is a book. What was it, Jay Leno before? Yeah, with Jay Leno. In that stupid episode we did? Man, let's be strong. Yeah, this would be fun. Why don't we get the feet? I stuck my old deck twice.

So, there's not a lot to talk. We have, like, some smaller stuff. Obviously, the hurricane. Like, I don't know what there was really to say about a hurricane. Like, I hope everybody's safe there. Like, it is crazy. I hate Tampa, but, like, you know, I have family, like, in that area. I hope you're all doing well.

Everybody who I don't like in that area, I don't really care. I mean, I hope only the Caribbean that are not crazy. I just hope they actually not specifically. We'll be fine. We always make it to Caribbean. No, but they're, they're just the hubris. Look, man. It's like my dad on the roof at like, like tap dancing on the roof at like 70 something.

And I'm just like, dad, you got to be aware, you know. This fall could be really, really baffing. Shut the fuck up. be Viacan You fucking traitor Why are you here? I think Florida Caribbean would be just too

They would be too Whatever who cares And then like a tree Would hit them at like Mach 10 And then they just didn't They wouldn't prepare Flying straight through a community

It would be devastating Oh yeah It would just be fire That's fine It'd be on fire for a little bit It'd be a really bad What is mock 10? Is mock 10 10 times

Is that what Mach 10 times Is that what mock means? Yes That's fine That's that might tear a hole In something That might tear a hole is a little I think we're past the point of might

Like if it's like I mean like metaphysically Mock makes a sonic boom That if you're near it it will hurt you literally Like if you're If someone just takes off at Mock's me next to you You're gonna get hurt pretty bad Wait wait wait they take off at Mock's me

They don't even reach Mock they just Someone's like what's going on Boom he's like Fleeing the scene At a like Zero to Mach 10 in a frame is insane. It would kill everyone in your general vicinity every time you had to run. Do you remember in, I don't remember if it was Justice League or if it was the actual Superman animated series where Superman's like, oh, I'm always have to hold back.

And then he punches dark side and creates a sonic boom. Yeah. We're like, it's just basically that. It's like, boom. And then he just goes flying and shit. I was like, my ball. His ball's ripped. His sack is open.

He destroyed. Metropolis was destroyed. Metropolis. It was completely gone. I don't know how they're old capes of men just walking around like that. I feel like... Well, he's flying. I feel like some people got to like...

Never mind. That's why I did like the idea of where... You know, it was still awful, but I like the idea of where Zach Snyder was trying to go. It was just everything was executed poorly. But I like the idea of like, oh, everything was fucking destroyed. This guy's a threat.

Yeah. I liked the idea of that, and then it just turned out to be terrible. I think the idea of things. Superman's a threat. It's like the idea of thinking like a media right in space is a threat. It's like what are you going to do about it? Like what do you do about that? I like, I like, I watched every, I watched every transform for movie live action. I don't know why I did it, but I just wanted to just do it. And that was always the thing, the theme of like, what is the government? What are

you going to, they're always like, oh, we're going to fuck these guys up. Like every single one. The government's like, we're going to take on the transformers. Every single one, they're like, so the I watched the last one. I watched Bumblebee. Oh, yeah, yeah. And a lot of people liked it. I didn't like it at all. It's just probably because it was more for what I like the Transformers for, like just beating shit up and them fighting and them being transformers.

This was a very central, like this was like a character story. This was like a real movie. Yeah, it was like, it was like Joker. Where it's just like you want to see a transformer, but you really see a transferer going through a mental crisis. Yeah, I was like, oh, what the hell is like a real movie? Character Development and the main character? I was like, what the hell is happening? Would you watch a joke, would you watch a movie about like a transformer going through a mental health crisis?

Yes. That's amazing. There's something interesting about walking out of way for sure. He's in a dirty bathroom dancing to the Joker theme. I'm going to have to do. Fucking Megatron. That is like, because Megatron was like he was good and then slowly became a piece. Dude, that, I'd watch that.

That slaps. I would fucking watch that. Megatron going through a fucking BPD crisis. Hasbro, hit me up. Whoever owns, I don't know who owns this Transformers. Marvel. I don't want to be a bad place. No, you're right.

DC. You're right. It's Hazro. It's Hasbro sucks. Fuck you, fuck you, actually fuck you. Everything you've done recently

for everything you've been involved and has been horrible. You guys are a terrible company. Wait, what's going on? What's going on? He's talking about the other side of things. He's not talking about Transformers and toys.

I'm not about Hasbro in general. What's going on with Hasbro? They're an awful company. Are they? I don't know anything about them. They're sitting Pinkertons. They said Pinkertons after people in modern times. What are you talking about?

They said... Was this from like the world... Not the World Warcraft. The Wizards of Waverly Place or whatever? Yeah. Yeah, that one. Like when they... I forgot about that.

They actually said Pinkerton... Real life. To the D&D people. I... That's crazy. They didn't know they still existed. Are they just sitting by like a dusty phone waiting for like people to call them? So what happens?

The current head was a Pinkerton himself. How do you go from I'm a Pinkerton now I own D&D? Yeah, that guy... That's... That is kind of. Asper's fallen soap, like it's... It's really bad. It's why people are just, like, not genuinely falling off the Dungeons as a gang.

It's like, I can't support... Literally horrible people. Well, I mean, it's just a Pinkerton. Yeah, sure. Sending a bounty hunter is more special than a Pinkerton, actually literally. What happened? Sending a bouncing hunter or an assassin is more special to sending a Pinkerton, literally. The Dogg, the bounty hunter?

Dog. Oh, my God. Is that guy still alive? No, he got... He got... He got eaten by dogs, I think. It was like on an episode of dog. His bounty was an evil dog.

A dog that committed a lot of crimes. And he went to go get it in his army of dog minions. And they recorded it and aired it on AMC. What is that from again? Junkyard Dog. That's a character's name from something I remember being stupid. No, I think that was, well, there was a wrestler in the Junkyard Dog. Yes.

Remember the guy that was thumping on his fucking. upstairs house He was making everything six Oh my god The Inward Club We had a couple We had a few episodes

The Inward Club And one of the clips Was reacting to this Bless his heart This Severely mentally ill guy Yeah that was Reacting to

Happy You guys can understand What happy is Yeah that's yeah sure I think you Yeah just being happy Explains his behavior He was enjoying himself

And I think what happens Is that we are so Fucked up society when people are trying to be happy we think oh they're they're disabled you don't believe anything you're saying right now you don't believe it go back to him go back you a little punk ass bitch punk ass yeah get it get a good i believe i believe what i was saying stupid oh my god so what's on what's on the docket what do we got well we got a couple of things I just wanted to bring this up because it's not that interesting,

but it is interesting a little bit that. So anyone who's listening, Asman Gold, the streamer, we've talked about him before. If you're not aware of him, he's just a very big streamer. Usually talks about gaming, but then weighs on political issues and stuff. And his gaming takes are usually fine, but his political takes are usually fucking terrible.

But you know, whatever, it is what it is. But the main thing about him, and it really shows you that people, only care about entertainment at the end of the day and nothing else matters because this person should not be where he's at with the level of like influence he has and shit

with him being so disgusting like just the the myriad him eating a fucking moldy sandwich that has maggots in it wiping his you know ginger vitus gums on the fucking wall roach is crawling on him wiping his ass with his dog probably yeah I didn't see that one, but I believe it. You didn't see that screen? There was a stream where he wiped his ass with his dog. It was crazy. The dog was crying tears. I actually believe that. Doing that's when

enemy is so funny. I remember him being... He's going to someone's house like, I fucking hate you. They're fucking white bejean de France. Fucking poodle dog. He's working his ass with it. You come home with that dog's hair is permanently stained. That dog is like a skunk now. I mean, hey man, dog's going to be all right. He's going to be... Dog is going to be cool. He's like, yeah. Dog doesn't even understand that he's being disrespectful. He's like, yeah. He's like, what are you doing?

I think if you put a dog in your shit, it would be like, yo, something's wrong. And I'm like, what's what are you doing? Side eye. Yeah, some bullshit. So as with gold is. Everybody's been wondering why he's so fucking gross and disgusting, why he lacks any empathy where he's like,

fucking I don't care about dogs. You guys are dumb. Yeah, why he eats dogs and flosses with roach legs. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so he came out with a video explaining his plight, you know. He was like, oh, yeah. Everybody wants to know why I'm so gross. I listened to it. Didn't explain anything. What do you mean? What did he say? It was like a 30-minute video, almost. And he just talked about his origin story. But it was just like, oh. But there's nothing that would lead you to believe it. No, it was like, my mom's sick. My mom was sick.

Dealing with that was tough. I was depressed at one point. I think it was, no, World of Warcraft. he almost killed himself over some sort of expansion thing. He's giggling over it. It's crazy. The idea of like killing yourself over Warcraft or War the Warcraft. I almost, look, I'm not going to, man, I almost, I almost killed myself after a fucking, what was that a destiny expansion? The bad one? Lightfall.

I had a gun to my eye. Oh, yeah. I was telling him to do it. I was telling him to do it. You should do it. Yeah, yeah. You should do it. You should do it.

You should do it. You should do it. You should do it. Just give me your stuff, though. You should do it. I was so ready. Talk me to bitch. I'm gonna, I put my hand on his hand.

I was like, I hope you, dude. I hope you, I got you. So I guess. That's so crazy though. Like, why would, what does that have to do with anything? That's, you know what I mean? Like, why is he so, why does that answer the question why you're so gross? Nothing he said with just, he had basically somewhat of a difficult life, but nothing too

crazy. It wasn't like my dad was a literal rat. No. You know, he wasn't raised by the rat king. He wasn't like, like, extremely male. You know, like, street. Yeah, like, he adopts you. Because, you know, there's a couple people that, you know, somebody, uncle got a couple

swipes in and stuff. So you're a little bit. You're a little bit. One of those boys. One of those swipes in is crazy. You know. Yeah, I know what you're saying. They got the hand batted away.

But he got, he still got a couple in. You know, like some people, most people like that, they, they're okay. They're like, they'll remember. They're like, wait, did my uncle? Nah. Nah. And then you'll just kind of suppress it. I feel like something traumatic happened to me that suppressed to me.

I just don't know what it is. Me too. I feel like there's something. I've been digging and I'm like, I don't know what it is. Yeah, I think I have a- All right, because I don't think, because whenever I was, when I was younger, I would talk to like, like, what you go, psychologists like that?

Because obviously, like, it was like, oh, this kid comes in my broken house. You did? You had a, you had a person to go to? I did calculus for that for years. Oh, no shit. Because I was, I was diagnosed when I was younger with a bipolar, too, I think. What? I never thought I had it either.

I thought, like, I always thought I was like, this is an ill. What the fuck? That doesn't sound right at all. I swear, it was bipolar to depression, I think. I do have depression. Was it like... But I went to the free years. Yeah, I do.

I just, I've learned how to deal with it as I've gotten older because that's what happened. Are you sure? That's what you're supposed to do. I mean, I still have depressive states, you know, but like I don't...

I know that's like a, but like, say, uh, because like, I know the average person can get into a depressive state, but like, say... No,

I had the condition for a while. Like, but I just got, I learned, I learned from going to the company. No medication, just nothing. I never did medication.

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number.

Yeah, 20, billion recovered it's actually I think somewhere north probably closer to 22 23 after this year and each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on awesome so how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan what would I do if I got into an accident probably the easiest way is dialing pound law that's pound 529 from your cell phone we are always open our call center is always waiting to take your call 24 7 365 wow Dan Morgan from Morgan and Morgan America's large injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit 4thepeople.com for an office near you. But they didn't offer you medication. My grandmother was anti-it because of the fact that I was still had a developing mind. So she was like, antidepressants could be dangerous for a deal. I don't hate that. That's fine. I don't hate that.

And because my grandmother was an actual medical professional, she was like, I don't think it's a good idea for you right now. That's fucking fascinating. I've never known any of the shit about you. That you were a fucking loser? I never complained about it because I learned how to deal with my problem. I always knew you were violent, rageful,

stupid, dumb, retarded, incapable, a little punk ass. Whenever you're done, whenever you're done. A punk loser bitch. I want to talk to.

Virgin. I want to talk to. The only that's not true is the last one. Hard imisis. I'm definitely not a virgin. Can you imagine hearing that earnestly? Like an intervention or something or it's like, listen,

we know you're stupid fucking. You're stupid, dumb, stupid, worthless and deserving of nothing. But like... You got slack jaw. Your head's big. Your fucking hair line is never quite straight as it should be. You're fucking... I just...

I hope you die. I killed your dog. What else? I hope you die. I killed your dog. I know I killed your dog. Listen, but we love you. I killed your dog.

Wipe my ass with it and burned it and ate it. Fresh. I cooked it with the shit on it still and I ate it. That is fucking vile. Oh my God. That's what I was saying. I think there's those things like some people... I don't remember what I was saying anymore.

brain got fucking off track. It doesn't matter. Yeah, you were just, you, you, you sucked when you're young, and then you got beaten into submission. No, I just learned how to deal with stuff. That's it. I, like, at a very young age, I was realized, like, do you remember, I feel like, maybe you're forgetting that you, you got, instead of, instead of medication, you were just,

uh, corporal punishment was, uh, administered. Did you get the sandal? Well, of course I had the sandal. As a fucking, well, did you get the sandal, like, where? Like, I got the trunclete on my hand when I was little, and then eventually it got to like, uh, like, uh, I got a papapal. on my bottom obviously. Yeah, yeah.

Fortunately. But then my grandmother was just like, oh, she started trying to be a new age parent. She was like, oh, beating kids doesn't really work. Brass knuckles. What I learned. My mom would cut my skull open, split my head open, and then hit my brain with a sand. Beak! There's a video of it where I'm just sitting there and be like, oh, man.

Oh, man. What would, I don't know. I don't even know where to begin with that. He'd be like, what would happen if you get a direct hit to the brain? I don't remember Exactly that Exactly that Oh God

Yeah so I'm Look man Everything that you're saying I feel like I'm a rare case though I have very much so knowledge I'm in a rare case We don't even know if you're

Because we don't know Like just I'm literally just learning this about you How many other people are like this too I have no idea But what I've never I've only heard of very few people That get counseling or younger And it actually truly helps them

maintain the way shit man I feel like well I feel like most people just never even got that that's why I was so fucking surprised but you was a black man as fucking crazy because of just you know in here it's such a I was literally just it's because my grandmother was a educated person well that's literally why

like I even I exist as abnormality because of where I grew up opposed to what I had available for me you know a lot of people who didn't have the funds or the education yeah you're a privileged nigg I was privileged dude I never deny that. I grew up. I grew up. Well, I've, I had some losses, but the losses I had were definitely outbalanced by how great of a parent I got to be my parent. Yeah. So I could have,

I could have had my dad. So how did you end up being a bum, you know, with all the privilege that you had? Hey, man. You know what? Sometimes, you never let your kids know they're smarter than they are. Never let them know how smart they are. You never like a kid know, like, oh, you have an edge because of how intelligent people are. All your kids are, let your kids know that they're stupid and not capable. Teach them to work hard. Teach them to work hard and that it'll usually pay off.

Teach them that they will never amount to anything. And then are you saying that you didn't know that? Or you just didn't care. You didn't care. You didn't care. You didn't give a fuck. No, I remember that.

I still kind of don't give a fuck to be honest with you. I give a fuck now only because I have someone to worry about. If we gave a fuck, no, think about what this podcast would be if we cared. I mean, like honest, like be honest.

honest to God. I was like, I think about that every once. So I was like, oh wow. If we really grinded for like maybe like genuinely six months, we'd be able to show so much more. Well,

yeah. We'd be where this, where this should be. But like we are, I mean, I don't want to say, I don't want to use the word underachievers, but I can't think of a better word.

Yeah. Like this kind of content. I've been under a few of my whole life, bro. I know exactly what I am, dude. The only thing I tried it for was back. And then I realized, oh, I'm not going to be able to fucking dunk from half court by the time I'm 19 years old.

So I'm like, I'm going to start smoking weed and fucking white women. And then they work. This guy watched fucking Space Jam. He's like, I can't do that. He just quit. I'm not getting demoralized by Space Jam. I'm still very much so a first round drop pick perspective. But they're like, I can't, I can't fly.

What am I doing? I can stretch my arm and dunk from half court? It's fucking stupid. My whole life I was just trying to imitate Space Jam. I never really watched real basketball. So I was seeing people do what they were doing in high schools. Like, these people just were all so normal. I don't have power.

You would probably be on, on LeBron James' heels if you would have went to the NBA. But you watched Space Jam and got discouraged. Like, damn, I can't do none of that shit. But you... What about Space Jam discouraged you? I could only dunk as an eight-year-old. Like, that just... I can't fly.

That's such a crazy fucking... concept. To me, I would put you in an insane, I would want you an insane asylum. If I was like, oh, this person thinks like space jam real. Yeah, we could do the, we could do the show from an insane asylum. That'd be sick to accommodate him. I would, nah, man. That would be sick as fuck. I feel like if I was at insane asylum. Just hear screaming in the background the whole time. I would laugh. I would laugh too hard. I would start laughing at shit too hard. And then I would be like, oh my God, this is, this is terrible. Because I'm a, I, my instincts are not. the greatest all the time.

My heart is like, oh, I should do the right thing. Yeah. No, my mind is. My mind is a good person's mind. My heart is not exactly a good person's mind. You're just... I think I have the opposite problem. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Your heart is good. Yeah, yeah. I think we have the opposite situation going on. My mind is good. I think my heart is good and it's like most center point where it's like a lot of black and in one little red heart shape that's like trying to tARDIS, but it's getting

dimmer by the second. You're like a reverse Grinch where your heart shrinks constantly every Christmas. No, dude. I'm a kind. I'm a kind person. You're nice. I'm kind. I'm kind.

I reach out to people. I've been kind of both of you guys. I'm always kind of you guys. I guess. All right. Yeah, Asman Gold. He has a fuck. He has her fucks.

I know my problems, but I'm pretty decently kind. Yeah, so Asman Gold. You're, you're all right, I guess. You're fine. You're all right, I guess. There are far worse. Yeah, far far worse. I can be worse.

I'll show you worse. I'll be worse starting from right now. I'll be so much worse. You see, that's, that's where, that's where my mind goes. Just like, anytime, like, there's a problem, it's like, all right. Anytime, anytime, like, people, I get, it's unfortunate and I don't like this about me. But I, if I feel like I'm an antagonistic position, I will lean. I will, like, get the urge to lean fully in.

I have the same. To an antagonistic. Knowing that someone gets upset about me existing makes my day. Yeah, it's exciting. And that's like I think that is one of the worst traits a human can have, I think, actually. Right. That's why trolls exist. Right.

Like, it's really bad because, like, my heart is like, like, especially if I'm not doing anything. I'm not doing anything. There's one, they're just a different drag. It's like, there's trolls that do it to like, I'm going to do this because it makes me upset. But for me, if I'm not doing anything to you and I'm making you mad, oh, it's over. You might as well, you might as well, you might as well, you might as well, you might as well, I feel like that's, yeah, that's a problem with you for ever. I feel like that's, yeah, that's a very, like, say, so you have people that are racist, okay, obviously, they're just going to be mad by you just being default. I love it.

And then there's the people that, like, I only get like that in situations like traffic or something where there was a fucking guy honking at me. Oh. When we couldn't go. Oh, yeah. Like, he's behind me honking because the other lane's going, but ours isn't. And he's honking. And I'm like, I want to park and beat the piss out of you because of just how. astronomical stupid it is. It's so

dumb that I'm like, I want to it's the only time I truly feel like violence. I'm like, I want to kill you. Or a guy that fucking on a the street right before my street. I have to turn left on that to get to my street because there is no turn. It's just the

island blocking my mic. Right. So fucking there's a guy behind me honking when there's cars passing. And then when finally they pass by, he cuts me off and turns before me. He's behind me. And then that's crazy. He just goes up the street

and parks. And I was like so you're in a hurry because yeah, that's insane. I was like, I was going to double park. Petrat is pregnant. I got to deliver the babies in the sink. I've got to get home. Like if he had to shit his pants, I would have been like, okay, maybe. But you can tell like he casually parked and I was like, oh. Was he shitting his pants as he like got out of the car? No, if he was, I would have been

like, you know, I would have just gave him a little, you know, I would have Maybe he cut you off, got to, got to the parking lot, but it was too late. And he was just like, well, now I got to do the slow walk of shame to make sure nothing falls out. I want, at that moment, I wish I had a pet bear that I get sick on people. Yeah. I'm like, go mall him, right, kill, almost kill him. Don't let him die. Don't come.

Where would you, where would you, like, as you're driving? Yeah, like some of my pet bear are like, is it in the car with you or is it like, is it like, you're driving a car? But then there's like a side car, like a motorcycle side car. connected to your car with a bear. It's a little bear. Yeah. I listen to a video about a bear breaking into a car

because they do that shit which is crazy. Of course. Some guy had like a window. They break into bank accounts. Yeah. They're crazy smart. No.

Yeah. Okay. They fact my shit. Yeah. So I've, my brain, I gotta get rebalanced. So there was this car

that had like the slightest little bit of the window open and a bear just went up to it literally and it started to pulling the window. And it broke the window open. But when it stumbled back, the bear fell on one of the, the baby bears.

Oh, hell yeah. And a baby bear let out like a little squawk and a mama bear like shoved it out the way and went inside the car and got food out. And it was like four little big baby bears are. I forgot how cute baby bears are. Holy shit, they're adorable. Yeah, most animals are really cute when they're. I know, but I just because I just always, I feel, I feel like I proportionally

shrug down a bear to a baby, not exactly giving it like, it's like, oh, this is a bear. Now it's tiny. But I forgot they're like, they like stand around and dance and shit. And I'm like, aw. You forgot what a bear was? I forgot that baby bears were as cute as they were. So you forgot what a bear was, basically. I know what a bear is.

No, but you just said you assumed that, like, a baby bear was a normal bear proportionally shrunk down. Yeah. Which is how nothing works. I haven't seen one in such a long time. And I was like, oh, that's what a baby bear was like. No, but that's literally just not how anything functions ever. That's not true. You know, I call on a question of you thinking that you're smart?

I never thought I was smart. When you said, never let your children know how smart they are. which will imply that you were saying that you're smart and you figured it out. I never figured it out. I was I was told things and I was wrong. Oh, well, I don't agree. I don't agree. So I don't know what the fucking your point was telling you?

I don't agree. I got my brain slapped by sandals. I don't remember. That's crazy, man. I like, can I see your score? Uh, or did she, did she have some like type of? That's why I've been wearing a hat actually because the scar is opening up again. It's a big old flesh.

When you went back to, you went back home. Yeah, I went back home and they did it again. I parked. I parked wrong in the driveway. And then my mom was like, come here, you. And she's got the saw. She got the saw. It's a normal saw, too.

It's not even like a fucking buzz saw. Oh my God. She's fucking. Yeah. Yeah. You're in big trouble. You're in big trouble, Christa fuck. You know that, you know that like a wonder, wonder, what's in a wonder ball?

You know how like you'd crack the wonder ball open? Oh, yeah. It'd be like that. Yeah. How about those things? She took her hands until your fucking head and split it a little bit. So he's a little bit of a slime comes out. And you're like, oh, man, that's a headache.

Imagine the sound a slap on a wet brain would make. There's something. It doesn't even make sense to me. I love it. I love the premise of that. So in conclusion, Asmond Gold is a fucking disgusting freak for no reason. Yeah, there's no good.

There's no good reason. Especially because there's no lore. There's no nothing. Rich as shit. And he just chooses to still live like this. Even with all the people still shitting on him about. it, he still chooses. That clearly can't be his house.

He's essentially, he's, he's, he's just defiant at this point. He's just defiant. It's not his home. If he's pulling some long con, then more congrats, because it's pretty convincing. But like, I don't know, I just, I just, I think the, Akim's Razor is that if he's just gross. Like, his reaction to the roach crawling on him, not being, like, immediate, like, is enough to me to tell that, like, oh, is enough to tell that, like, oh, this is a common occurrence for him. And he just doesn't care. Come here, a little guy.

Some people are not freaked out by insects touching them. Yeah, yeah, sociopaths. Yeah. They're like, oh, another one of me. I literally think it's only people that are around them all the time. Yeah, it's either people who are desensitized to them because they have work in that field or they are literally sociopaths. They're psychopaths. Like, I've let ladybugs crawl on me and it didn't freak me out.

Ladybugs are different. Yeah, if a fucking. Although if a ladybug surprise me, I'd be like, oh. At butterfly, a fucking ladybug. Like, they don't bother me. Caterpillars. We're talking about pest, man. Caterpillar.

Like, you're talking. The thing is that a cal, I can respect the caterpillar because it becomes something I respect even more later on. But it's like, all right, cool. Those aren't, those things, it's such a few and far between, right? Because they don't invade your home looking for food. They stay outside. You don't have a fucking butterfly problem in your house. Can you fucking imagine a butterfly problem?

That's kind of beautiful. When you wake up and it's a bunch of beautiful, things. Oh, fuck. That would actually, honestly, that would scare the shit other day. Ew, flame the girl. I would be scared because why is there so many in here? Like, I would, I hate the lightness of an insect. Like if I had to like walk through like a dense hallway full of butterflies and know that they were like grazing me

It's deeply uncomfortable I wouldn't bother me I've been to the butterfly cafe Well I've been to like I remember they get at Madison's no not oh my god Right now with ram trucks declaration of deals well qualified current fca lessees get a low mileage lease on the 2026 Ram 1500 big horn crew cab four by four for three sixty nine a month for 39 months with 4,099 due at signing tax title license extra no security deposit required call one eight seven seven seven ram 5722 for lease details requires dealer contribution and lease through Stalantis financial current vehicle must be registered to consumer at least 30 days

prior to lease to qualify extra charge for miles over 32,500 not all customers will qualify residency restrictions apply take delivery by 331 I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod say hi Dan hey how's it going today it's going good man tell us who you are and what you do I'm Dan Morgan I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan which is America's largest injury law firm that's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will

hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. What was the, but there was like a butterfly thing in the Bronx. The botanical garden. The botanical garden. I remember I would go to the botanical garden. I remember, like, walking

through like the butterfly exhibit. It was cool. Like, I got it. But it was, that's different than like a a condes, like, like a really condensed hallway that is dense. If it's dents, if it's a different thing. Because that's like, you're going to end up eating something like that thing. But that doesn't touch me. It's not a big deal. Yeah. I also don't freak out on bees touch me either.

But I don't know if I'm allergic to bees on eyes and I've been stung. Beasts. They're probably not. Oh, bees. Yeah. Most people aren't. I've never even got stung. Most people aren't.

I'm just a genuine to it. I got sung by a wasp and that fucking sucked. But I hear bees. Literally got stung by a wasp on the lip. and I couldn't stop fucking laughing. That's a rough situation. How does that even happen? It landed on a drink.

She was probably eating her daily helping of wasps. It went inside the drink. She sipped the drink and it stung her. And she pulled her lip out and it was up. She doesn't look at the drink before she drinks it? Apparently not. It was inside the drink. Because it landed inside.

Like it landed and it went inside a drink clearly while she wasn't paying attention or something. What do you mean? What do you mean it landed in the drink? Like a can of something? Oh, a can. It went inside a can. I see. That's different.

That's different. Yeah. That's different. Yeah. Sorry, I could have been more specific I was thinking like an open cup or something I was just like how the fuck do you not look down to see? I just inherently up to you

I just normally like look down at everything that I consume before I consume it She also was eating a cup kick or something like that before And I think she'd had like a little bit on her lip stung I was like I'm not gonna warn her That is crazy That's wild

Anyway Her show was puffed up I was like damn gang Yeah you thought it was probably hilarious You got the Kardashian huh Yeah. Uh, yeah. Make it happen again. I don't respect the woman enough to make this happening.

I don't put a friend to women. It's insane. I respect that. Well, what else? You got to tell me about, you got to tell me about this expose. Yeah, yeah. Apparently, Chris has been exposed. I don't know anything about it.

Yeah, I guess. I wasn't, I wasn't going to bring this up because I like, I don't really care enough about this. But it's vaguely interesting and he hasn't seen it. I am interested. Yeah. I don't know what it is. There's a video that's like it's an exposed like, I can't remember what it's called. The video is called like Idubs and Chris Reagan, um, uh, racist bigots to like self-serving rebrand or something.

And it's like complaining about the fact that we like rebranded. Self-serving rebrand? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's funny too because it's, it's so funny to choose Idubs and me because it's like the two opposite things that you would do. Like, because Idubs obviously like went out and apologized. and kind of like, you know, had conversations with the community that had a problem with them. And I just did not because I just don't care. So like, that's what I'm...

So neither option is is the right one, I guess. So it makes me care even less, you know, if there was ever a problem. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, okay. Did you, so did you watch it or? Yeah, I did a stream. I, I covered it on a stream. So what did they say that that would count as you rebranding? I mean, it was covering like old videos from like 2015, 2016.

2016 actually like the latest, which is like funny as hell that you would make a 20-24 video. At a time when like, by the way, you have Melanie Mac the quartering Andrew Tate. It didn't do a big deal. But definitely go back to 2016. Pearl. What's it? Pearl Davis, right? They don't give a shit about people.

Raw showed by a fucking by like Thorthian. What's the name of that fucking the mountain? Yeah. That real guy. Oh, Ab Thor? I hope he fucking raw shows her one day. Well, she's actually in the black folks, so, you know. Ooh.

Yeah, we saw. I saw. I saw who she was messing with. And I'm like, I said in an episode that I was like, I want to ruin her life. So I'm no longer a milk man. I'm sorry. I had myself. Well, for the good of the country, I think.

Oh, for the good for the good of the memes, I think that'd be funny. Yeah. But also, like, absolutely not me. I know black people out there. I fucking would do that. Oh, yeah, there's plenty of them that we're going to have to send out of soldiers, so it's cool. But, yeah, no, it's, it's just, it's so weird because it's just, it's a video that drudges up a lot of like, oh, this is this, this was like how he treated cat black. And she, I remember she said the cat black.

Because it's like the cat black, like she's some fucking mystical entity. Like beyond, like she's beyond reproach. Like cat black has never made a mistake. Are you fucking kidding me? and then like bringing Francesco Ramsey back in and it's like oh my god just like assholes like yeah I'm just like at this point like I don't know how anybody could blame me for not caring at this point yeah you know like I just I I'm sorry that's my apology is that I'm sorry I don't care more than I do but I just I can't pretend like this is even like 2016 videos feel like literally like what

that's almost 10 years ago at this point That's fucking nuts. Yeah. I mean, sorry. Well, it's eight. Sorry. I win the opposite direction. I went to my brain win the opposite direction.

So, like, I don't know. So I remember. So she picked apart like two videos like from like 2016 or like 2015 or something where like I was talking about BLM and I was talking about like I was talking about like I was talking about like I was talking about like I was like the all lives matter stuff at that time. Which was like and I remember in the video I'm literally talking about it's like oh well like the phrase is like the phrase is fine like what's the big deal with the phrase. obviously ignorant, obviously, right? But because as a phrase, it's fine, but it's the people who use it, who like use it in a way that like, oh, you can tell that it's tinged in something. In a countermeasures and be like, all that matters, it's like, yes, all lives matter.

It's like, yeah, I get that, but that's not what I'm saying at the moment is like the weird thing. And it's like, yeah, I get that. And you would, your parents are like, oh, yeah, absolutely. I was, I would agree with that. I think the jokes in that video are still pretty funny. But I think, like, yeah, I mean, of course, my perspective on certain things have shifted. But as I'm watching this, I can't help but think like, there's people with really prominent audiences right now

calling people the N-word on Twitter at this moment talking about Jewish people controlling hurricanes to kill conservatives. And I'm just being like, what the fuck is this priority, dude? Like, I just, I can't, it's just, I really do think it's like just terminally online mentally ill people who just cannot let things go. I don't even think that's the case. I think what happens is that. All it was is that it was targeting you,

and I think that's why you heard of it. about it. Well, why? Oh yeah, no, for sure. Like, so people sent it to me. People sent it to me, they're like, see, he gave an explanation that they're mentally ill. What do you think? I just think that this, this fucking, that bubble of people are, it's just something

that people are going to constantly come in contact with a venture as they get old, you know, people are going to be up. What do you talk about? The, the, the 2016-15 sphere of the internet, and people are going to, he's constantly coming to contact. No, they won't. And having, I think people. They won't. You know, I know, because I have

literal, total. Pilemetry on my videos of that time and those videos don't get any circulation They're not in the algorithm They might not get like No but what I'm saying is like to have to care about this you would have had to have been sitting on this for literally almost a decade I think just or damn near I think she probably fucking went through the whole hide-ups thing She saw I-dubs do his whole his whole like

Yeah and he was and the core conceded the video right by the way is that like Idubs didn't do enough Like his apology wasn't enough Oh that's what she's yeah I don't accept it and it's like okay that's fair enough like whatever I could give a fuck. I think that's so insane, but that's perspective. It is insane, but like said, that's your opinion. Go ahead and have it. Yeah, you can have it.

But, like, the idea is just like, oh, but then also Chris, like, and then, like, I was criticized because she was like, well, he didn't even, he didn't even say sorry. Like, he didn't even, like, the bar is in hell and he couldn't even reach the bar. He didn't even say sorry. It's like, well, obviously that's not, that doesn't work. So, like, and also I'm not, like, I'm sorry. Like, I'm just not sorry. I have so many people in my idea, literally on stream, there were a couple of people who like

literally wrote in as I was talking about it. who told me and who continuously tell me, the last message DM I got about it was like a week ago where like, thanks for help, you helped me get out of the pipeline. So like from where I'm sitting, I'm sitting at like what, like a net neutral, like impact on this world?

My brain is just so, my brain is so, I don't even like, I don't know, like, what? What I don't understand is that on, on outside of I dubs, right? I look, I, I'm, I know both of them. I think they're both pretty decent people. What I doves made was not what you made. First and foremost, let's be very real, all right?

Right. You didn't make a video. Say the end word does it sometimes. Granted, I understood what he was talking about, but I think that is not the way to go about things. Right, right. Ian admitted that. He admitted that eventually. Well, the thing.

And it's just like him apologizing, him talking to these people, him acknowledging that he was wrong. First and foremost, I can name on my, on two fingers that people have actually ever done that really in this when it's entire internet field. Like about something like that that really was like, I'm,

I mean fucking Cody Co. Literally like literally like literally just fucking up and left. He just up and disappeared. Who's, um, I'm Alex. I'm Alex. I'm Alex. Vanish.

He still hasn't said fucking a word. But like, but like no one really does that. So for Ian to be like, I was wrong, man. I made things that could have hurt people. Yeah. And I was standing too close to the problem.

And I took a step back and I realized my dad was wrong. I'm sorry. I'm going to talk to people and all that stuff like that. That is how you go about things. You may want more from him, but he did his due diligence and apologize. I want to right there. So in that video, did she say what she wanted? She wanted him.

She wanted him to, I think, she said something like, I want, he should make a playlist for black creators, which I didn't understand. I don't know what that means. Like a list of plays Elevate Black Voices Yeah I guess It was a weird It was a weird It was a weird

I think he could if he wanted to Yeah But also he's not expected to do that But that's the whole Right And the other thing The other thing was like Participated like

Live streams To raise money for like Which I think it's like actually fair Like I think it's fine criticism I guess Especially considering like there's like a lot of lip service And it's like yeah okay fine Yeah do it But I don't think he necessarily needs to

I think this is this is so man this is so fucking crazy. This was one of my main contingents. This was one of my main problems with, you know, the quote-unquote SJWs. It was, I'm growing up in California, grew up with punks. I knew most of my friends were progressives, but they weren't ideologues. They weren't zealots about it. So there was the whole difference.

There was the people who just believed in progressive politics because fucking obviously, duh. And then there was these idiots that were always trying to, you know, move the goalpost. It's the purity test thing. They're always, well, it's not because these people. And they don't understand how much they push people away. Like, they're, they're, they're, if you're watching this right now, which you probably are, you are so fucking fortunate that I have morals. Because there's, like, you guys are like the least welcoming people on the planet. And I don't need that because I could give a fuck, right?

But a lot of people are insecure. They need that like, oh, I need to find my community. Myself, I'm not good enough myself. I need people around me to rally around me. Otherwise, I'm fucking weak and empty. Like, that's a lot of people. And that's why people jump the shark. That's why people fucking panda.

That's why people like turncoat. It's because like this community is going to accept me no matter what I do. And what's that community? It's that maga crowd, right? They're going to be like, I don't care if you molested a dog. Fucking what the hell you're so based. Like your opinions on Lolly or epic. That's like actually why he's over there.

Right. Right. If I'm like, oh, I allegedly suck you saw somebody. Yeah. I'm going to jump ship over to this side. Exactly. And it's all. And it's like it's the sign of like mentally weak people, right?

But also at the same time. how do you not acknowledge that that's true and like self-reflect on like we're a bit we're a bit clicky aren't we like we should give them fewer reasons to poach people for no good reason not to say that those people need to like the people who are like mentally weak enough to be subjected to like oh the the cult of adoration uh should be pandered to it all times or like you have to walk on eggshells around them but like holy shit dude idubs apologized publicly got flogged by his audience for years and And like, harassed his girl, his wife. People harassing now. People still to this day. People are stalking him and like harassing him.

It's like, is that, if that's not enough like fine, but like the idea that that had your opinion is like tantamount is like insane. And just drudging up old stuff that by the way looks like Fisher Price shit compared to like the majority of the stuff that I see on Twitter every goddamn day. You're just not. You're unhinged and you're not mentally.

well and there's really nothing that I can do for you. If you are susceptible to propaganda to the point where you're going to be shifting from like, I'm extremely right wing and then like two years later you're extremely left wing, I got bad news for you. You're just that part of the percentage of the population that was doomed from the start. Like you cannot be helped. You are the follower. And that's fine, I guess, because we have to put up with that.

I don't think it's fine. Yeah, I don't think it's fine either. But like it's just, it is what the situation is. I think they're what they are. They are what they are. They are what they are. And by the way, the video ends. Yeah.

This is my favorite part. Because, like, there are critiques of some older videos that are like, oh, I agree with that. It's not a contradiction of what I believe now or have believed for a while. But, like, yeah, I agree with that criticism, I guess. It was kind of like watching somebody fight a ghost where it was just like, all right, I guess. And I agreed with some of the criticisms. But then it gets to this point where it's like Francesca comes in. And then it's like, he tried to deny that this music video was about her.

And I'm like, I cannot believe there's still. on this thing. They're still on this, like, that the Aeros for the Triggered video was exclusively about her or like that it was about her at all. And they're still convinced by this. And it's like, I don't know what to tell you. It's just not true. It weakened the entire video by pointing that out because it literally just makes you seem fucking insane. But if they want to believe that, like whatever, like I really could give a fuck. Right now with Ram Truck's declaration of deals, Well qualified current FCA lessees get a low mileage lease on the 2026 RAM 1,500 Big Horn crew cab 4 by 4 for 369 a month for 39 months with 4,099 due at signing.

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24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram. Thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. these people have not been in my mind for years now and only appear when they themselves insert themselves.

Like the last time that I mentioned Francesca Ramsey, I think was probably on this show because she talked about me. Yeah. And lied and said that like I paid IMDB to put her in my credits for my video as if I give a fuck about IMDB. The guy who like, the guy who gets shit about like, oh, I've seen three movies. Yeah, I have an IMDB account. What? Are you serious?

Why the fuck would I want you in the credits for anything? Why do I care about IMDB credits? I didn't do that. That was an accusation, that that video was about her was an accusation, just completely false. The self-centered attitude about like, oh, that could only be me because who else had, who else? This is literally an argument.

Who else was black and had dreadlocks in 2017? What? My cousins, first off, but like, what the fuck? Like, I don't even. It is deranged to a point where, like, I, even if I was sorry there are aspects that I feel bad about like I don't like that people like

used my videos to be shitty to people like obviously that sucks and I probably would authentically apologize if that was all that was being asked but the idea that it's also pre-packaged with these like assumptions that like he fucking he paid IMDB to like put my name in his credit

so I would be forever attached to him and he made so much money off of me you were three videos lady like I don't know how to exist Halo made me a lot more money so like I don't know what I can't help

I simply I simply can't care and with all due respect fuck off I think and that's my approach if you don't like my approach then like maybe you should pray for more Idubses because you're not getting it from me well see but that that is the

that is the problem right there thinking that Idubs let's be real he went above and beyond I dubs actually went above and beyond because at the end of the day when you think about the stuff that he did oh yeah

where he was making edge jokes. There were jokes at the end of the day. You don't have to like them. I don't care. It doesn't matter. They were jokes at the end of the day. He wasn't purposefully trying to harm someone. He wasn't actually going after people too with the purpose of destroying their lives. Things that are actually going on when we mentioned content creators who are actually trying to harm marginalized groups. We're literally trying to do stuff like that. And so Idubs, the idea that intent doesn't matter is ridiculous. Especially now when there's so many people with intentionally bad actions. But yeah, yeah, finish.

Like Francesco Ramsey Who's a cat black And then a lot of other people These zealots There were a lot of all these people Have like progressive ideals But then there's these ones That try to take it too far

Like this person that made this video Very like Nothing's good enough Moving goalpost That's gonna continuously fucking happen With these people And then you just don't paint it And those people anymore

Their voices mostly died out And then when you think about it Say you, me There are people who are always progress and I don't know how your interactions have been a lot, but there's a lot of progressive content creators who would be considered Bread Tube. We're cool.

We're fine. We're, we, I talk to a lot of these people. They're chill. There's these, like, I don't talk to Francesco Ramsey. Of course not. But like those people, when they burst into the scene and one thing that they didn't understand, there was a guy that was friends with Sargon that recently

who said something about, oh, they won the cold. culture war, this, that. They were talking about pronouns. It was around that pronoun, Starfield thing. This guy was freaking out saying things like, oh, so it turns out you weren't actually against their politics. You cared about them being pieces of shit and like acting like assholes. And I'm like, yes. That yes. Of course. That guy was mad thinking that we didn't like those people because they're on the left. I'm like, that was never the fucking argument with a lot of us. Yeah. We were fine with what they were arguing is they were being so fucking hostile. about it. They were being over the top about this shit.

The frustration, and I've been transparent about this from day one. I was like, I was so frustrated to see perspectives that I agreed with portrayed so irresponsibly and so stupidly and so categorically dumb. Right. You know what I mean? Like, and I was, it just bothered the hell out of me.

Like, you couldn't, like, what precludes you? Like, some of the best left wing comedians ever were like the most offensive ones. Yes. And like the idea that would like preclude you. It's just like, I don't get that. Like, it's crazy. I think George Carlin, are you serious? It all boils down. to the idea of these people trying to these people, whether there is genuine, it is ingenuous or not, I think that a conversation would have been better than directed, pinpointed content

at people. I think either way. Yeah, probably. Either way. I think it would have been better. Unfortunately. I think, obviously, hindsight is 2020. Of course. Standing, we're able to take a step back now and see like, oh, maybe a genuine conversation, but I think it became too much about personality and perspectives. Yeah. On probably either side where it's like oh i Chris Reagan's kind of an asshole i don't want to fucking deal with them when better is someone does something that stupid especially at the time at that time where it was actually fairly much easier to interact as content creators because now everybody's in their camps like everybody's already up in their fucking towers with their beliefs right yeah yeah because we

we unfortunately now have people who really really really suck now but that's what i mean it's like they're back like even angel tape sucks of course fucking sucks and so fucking sucks and Aidan Ross is a... These motherfuckers are idiots. These are actually dumb motherfuckers right here. Dude, unequivocally racist idiots. Like, just unapologetically racist. Like, so like...

So when I see a video in... So when I see a video in 2024, about 2016 me and I watch the clips and it just seems like... Right now with Ram Trucks declaration of deals. Well qualified current FCA lessees. Get a low mileage lease on the 26. Ram, 500 Big Horn.

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The worst, it seems like, is it like a loosely, like, out of touch liberal who is not terminally online, right? Right? So it's like, all lives matter. What's the problem? That sounds like it makes it. You know what I mean? Or like you hate cops just because they're cops. What do you mean? Like surely there must be good cops like holistically, right? Like there's nothing. What exactly precludes? You're not disagreeing with these persons. That's what makes it even more super. Like you're not disagreeing. Well, you've known me for like the entire time. I've known me. So you know this. So I know I know directly you're not you're not a bigoted fucking insane person. Not to not to. But also somebody to you. But like somebody. I mean, yeah. You're standing. Yeah, that's true. That is true. You're standing, you're like, oh, I don't need the, I don't need to fucking claim.

It's like, it's like, it's like saying you're fucking crazy. It's like, oh, that's wild. I'm racist. And to your come home to black friends to hang out with more than anyone else around people. Well, to be fair, that is the excuse. It's like, well, I have black friends. You know what I get it from that angle. I understand that, right?

But you can say that all you want, but then there's people that like, oh, I have a black friend. Yeah, but their closest friends are usually not that. You're like, oh, oh, I have a black friend. I know a black person. They're not on their podcasts. They're not living with them. It's not like a very separate. You don't actually use that as an excuse,

which you just live it. And that's why somebody on the outside, like Kingston pointed out saying like, that's real. Of the opposed to you literally using it as a scapego because you have one guy that you met in high school or some shit, you know?

I met Jalen and I'm automatically not racist. How could I be racist? But it's those arguments where it's like, Yeah, most of my friends are black in Puerto Rican, actually. Like, if you want to be weirdly focused on that, I guess. Yeah. I just want people that are listening around to understand. And if some of these progressive ideological people happen to be perking their ears up

and listening to this segment at all, for, I'm speaking for myself, I'm technically speaking for Chris because I've known him, there's a few other people who are making similar content to us that it was never about, oh, just liberal policies or progress. Progressive politics are bad. It was always about motherfuckers censoring things, trying to move goalpost and act like what you're doing is not good enough. Being hostile towards everybody. Not trying to. They always say, they always say, you know, they always say this like, oh, you catch more flies with honey or some bullshit like that.

Like the thing of like not renouncing some shit, like the fact that Idubs renounced his bullshit, right? And was like he disavows it. That not being good enough on its own is fucking insane. Because what you really want at the end of the day is say there's a racist person. What you want at the end of the day is for him to not be racist anymore. Exactly. You want him to. They want them dead.

They want them dead. Well, see, well, that's, see, that. That's already problematic. Which by the way, even that's problematic. Well, it's, you know what? It's specifically, it's specifically right wing. It's specifically like there's no room for rehabilitation. Yeah.

What do you mean? Execute them. Get rid of the prison. What do you mean? Like there's no way to People can't improve People can't change What are you talking about?

It's so ironic That like I don't know Get fucked What we need We've had those problems Before this end We need to say this thing Right

People out there That are these Extreme leftist people These are very left-leaning people We really Truly honestly We do agree with you On a lot of the policies

You guys go for We really do We think those things Are important And we think those things Do need to be spoken about Oftentimes people that were speaking about them

a lot of us would agree that they were not, people would be speaking about those things. We should not have people that are not academics trying to push academics in a very pseudo-pop sort of like diluted way. It's not healthy for our perspective. BuzzFeed was not the place to be pushing politics. They just didn't know how to handle it.

They were so irresponsible with it. It wasn't helpful for our perspectives. I think that you, the things you guys stand for are things that are worth being stood for. But I think we have to, instead of picking at people that have maybe had some perspectives that were not the best, but they were genuinely pushing for the betterment of people. There are people that are bad. Like, there are really fucked up people out there. And for you to choose your time to focus on someone, though Chris is an idiot and he says dumb shit sometimes, he is not the person for any of us to be aiming our hatred at.

There's literally a sex trafficker. Popular. I just, like it's, so that's the question. That's the question that I want to ask. You're no friend of mine. You're no friend of mine. Get fucked.

I can agree with you night and day. I don't need you to like me. I don't need to like you. I could give a fuck because my, my political, you know, preferences begin and end at policy. I could give a fuck.

If you don't like me, if you like me, cool. I'm sitting next to you and I'm going to laugh. I'm going to make you fucking uncomfortable as fuck when we win in a, election and then I'll leave and I'll spit at you get fucked to get away from me exactly like these we make jokes we say I'm so tight I feel this is this is what I'm saying it's like this is I can feel the green goblin coming out again

yeah and that that's so unimportant that that's exactly the whole thing all us making edgy jokes or whatever um it's so unimportant to the policies that that we advocate and and that's true there's a disparity dude people people get so angry with us on this show sometimes because because when we focus on politics because we're just so left wing. It's, it's, it's, it's, it is, it's, it is, let me say something. Like, we are so left wing that it is somewhat obnoxious. I get it. If you're not, if you're not, like, I could see why that would be annoying.

Like a foreigner watching our podcast, I'd be like, bro, stop talking about American. Right, right, right. Right. Right. But, like, that's what's so funny is that, like, these, the, the video, it's like, here's a video, one video or two videos from 2016. Yeah. And a video from 2020 where he refuses to apologize, which is like, I still do. But then it's like, here's five. years of hours and hours and hours of content.

Not just on here, but on sacred symbols where I also am like the main progressive voice on that show whenever politics comes up. Right. And it's like none of that counts because you don't care to look into it. You don't care to know. And that's fine. You don't have to know everything about everybody. But if you don't know everything about what you're talking about,

shut the fuck up. That's a lesson I learned that you could probably learn from. Yeah. So in conclusion, get fucked. If you want to make a video on Chris Reagan on, say, maybe once you've done the research. And that's one thing. Look, I want to say something. I want to shout out somebody who at least, like, made a video, an old video that, and I was a part of it.

It was that, oh, my God. I always forget what that app was. That we all, it was like the first sponsorship. Thank you. It was like one of the first sponsorships we ever got. And then it just turned out to be kind of shitty. But it wasn't, people try to blow it out of proportion. It literally is nothing.

When you think about, oh, it didn't do exactly. what I said it was going to do, the greedy company. And then they were trying to shit on creators for accepting that's like, how the fuck was I supposed to know what these people were going to do or what they were trying to sell? So it was just like, oh, they tried to make it a big deal. In hindsight, it was fucking nothing. However, so

a creator, Turkey Tom, trying to want to make a video about it. And instead of just guessing what, he fucking reached out to everybody that was involved. Oh, he reached out to you? Yeah. He DM me and he was like, hey, man, like, from your perspective, like, give me, like, what's up and I want to know what's going on. I was like, sure. Of course.

I'll talk to you because you're trying to actually do fucking the most basic journalism possible. Yeah. Talking to the person before including them in a video. And so that's how he operates. And I've met for people that operate that way. Then you have this fucking lunatic that made a video about you. Didn't ask any questions, made assumptions. It was like, I once saw a video on me, calling me a fucking grifter.

I didn't, sorry, I didn't see the video. I saw the somebody sent me the thumbnail. They're like, check this out. And I was like, well, to be honest, I don't even want to watch. you because it's I'm so far from being like a met I would be the worst griff on the planet because I make no money from my YouTube channel I was just like how am I aggris well that's what bothered me too by the way in the video they talk about how like uh they stopped making uh anti-sadw videos when it became not profitable and it's like mother are you stupid isn't that insane are you so

fucking stupid the fucking quartering is a millionaire he makes millions of dollars the man all of those The Manosphere is so lucrative. They don't know. They don't know. But here's the fucking daily wire. You're gonna tell me that it's not fucking profitable? They don't understand. Like, this is why it's so difficult for me to take a lot of this criticism.

But it's like, how do they not understand? Do they not know the quartering exists? No, I guess not. Like they make so much more money than we've ever made ever. In months. So I'm just like, how could you fucking accuse us of getting off the train when it was the most lucrative? Look, look, look, look. Crazy.

It's fucking insane. I know. It's stupid. Andy Pants Gaming. That piece of shit went from making gay, regular content. And then saying, oh, video games are all gay. Dude, he made a more. Why are video games gay and woke?

That is a, that is a title. A real title. He had a recent one where the thumbnails is really funny, to be fair. It's like fat Master Chief in a wheelchair. And it says Master Chief is black, disoble. and gay. And it's like, it is like,

can I be honest? Can I be honest? Hold on one second. I kind of, I think I just saw a, I just saw a clip of one of his video because somebody shared it on a Twitter or something. Yeah.

I'm all the way back to thinking he is satirical. I think I might believe that too. I think he made a motivational like being a man video. With like motivational like soldiers in the background and like inspirational music, giving advice to be masculine. He's like, listen, you're not gay. You're not trans.

You're not pansexual. You're not. And I was like, oh, no, no, no, no, no. This is, this is a real. It's too good. It's not real anymore. It's too good. What happens is this, right?

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get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. We're not, we're not the villains, man. I'm so sorry to say. I'll be your villain. No, no, no, Chris. Ignore Chris. Ignore you. I'm itchy. No, no, no. Chris is in a mold right now. Inside me, there are two wolves. Both of them are hostile. One's gay and one is really gay.

One's gay. One's gay and the other is gay. The third wolf specating them is gay as well. The third wolf is looking from across the room jerking off. And we're not the enemies, you know? Like, look, you're a black woman, right? Like this is like me. And you're also Hispanic just like me to unfortunate.

I'm sorry, we're bored. Is she? She's black in Mexico. Oh, I do. Oh, Mexican. I assume this was like a... She's not Caribbean, but she's a Spanish woman. Okay, that's enough.

That's enough distance. I think I might know who this is. You probably do. I think I might know who this is now. Now that you're, because I didn't know she was black. I probably know who this is because I've seen this one black creator make those same arguments about idubs and about elevating black voices and doing this.

Maybe. And I think in an FD signifier video actually. I think it might have, oh my God. It might be the same person. It might be the same person. Listen, miss. At the end of the day, at the end of the day,

Chris is even willing to acknowledge his wrongs and and falseness in the video. You can watch the stream. We're in our comedy pocket right now and we're making jokes. But he was able to acknowledge his wrongs. If you ever wanted to directly talk to him, I'm sure he would just talk to you. And you'd be able to get a very constructive and concise view on him because we grow and we change. I don't think they care. In fucking years.

I don't think they care. She would have reached out. Yeah. Well, yes. Oh, Chris said something eight years ago. I wonder if he still believes that. I'll DM him. That's, I know, normally, look, let's just say that didn't cross her mind.

She wasn't at that perspective. I think it's a little while that didn't cross our mind, but there, right? There is, there's chronicles, chronicles of him being a person that is at least half decent, you know? Half decent. It's so heavily chronicled, you know, like me. I, look, I put myself in A number one person, right? I say shit that will make, I can say shit that make a clansman be like, yo, chill. Look at stupid jokes is not a fucking, is not a litmus test for if you have good character.

I know. But what happened is that a lot of people, a lot of people that have our sense of humor, unfortunately, unfortunately, they fall into certain groups. Let's be, let's be real. Here's the thing. We're not there. I think there might be, hold on. I think there might be crossover. But here's the thing.

Yeah. A lot of shows and stuff that we, that we watch or can. consumed over the years and comedians that we consumed. Yeah, let's just say, let's just say George Collin, for example, he was name dropped already. There are so many normies that like this guy. That don't know. And they don't know anything about Nick Flintez or, what was that?

Richard Spintz. You don't know anything about that shit. Oh, yeah. There's an onlineness that comes from being so close. They're mad that like, oh, even though, like, so many people have dark and stupid and immature and childish sense of humors and they're acting like it's just, these people. It's just the, and I'm like, that's not even, that's not even a thing.

It just, again, this is what happens when you're just terminally online. You forget that real regular fucking people will go to comedy clubs and hear people say the dumbest fucking bullshit and then just go back to their lives. You know, we'll laugh at things. Not thinking about anything about like, oh, I don't like black people or gay people. They're not having those thoughts. I say a lot of fuck shit all the time, right? I say a lot of fucks all the time. I do a lot of fuck shit. Why? My sense of humor is why?

Why? Why? Because I think it's funny. Exactly. It's simply. You don't need to go any further than that. You know, like obviously, obviously people need to go any further than that. You know, like I, I stand by my gay friends.

Whenever something really fucked up happens, I, I vocalize how, yes. How much I think it's stupid, you know, I understand. Do you not think it's a problem how much you're explaining? No, I think it's a problem to explain about this is what this person wants. So I'm at least trying to, I'm at least, no. They don't want that. What happened is they can never say I didn't at least try to come forward and talk to them about this, okay? Okay.

That's fair. I try to be a person where, though I may say fuck things, I try to stand on these certain morals that I have, you know? Yeah. And look, it annoys me that you even have to say that. I feel like I shouldn't always have to say it, but this is, this is, it takes at a certain point, it'll be a disconnect into one person attempts to connect. At that moment afterwards, it's no longer up to you. You only done so much. Right.

The thing that bothers me. It's like, it's like, you can be mad at me not saying or saying whatever I want, right? If me, if me coming to you at a point where like, if I make it, if I mess up something, right, I'd say I'm sorry. If you want a sorry, right, I don't know what the hell. I really hope that's not me. Well, this is that, well, no, well, here's kind of like, I'll be so offended. I do you a little old, a little old, old, old, old Kingston. A little, little, a little feller.

Your hair is gone. But I actually, but I actually. The nose isn't poiny enough. But I actually wanted, like, this. actually kind of plays into a part of it. Like one of the big things that she said, like, I'm sure you, I don't know if you were at that point in the stream, because you were in the chat a little bit, was like the insistence that this character, this cartoon character in this animated video, which by the way, I didn't draw and had no, I literally just gave the lyrics to an artist.

Uh-huh. Um, was supposed to be Francesca Ramsey, right? Insistence, because no other black woman in 2017 had dreadlocks, apparently. She reached out to the artist because she was like, something doesn't add up. Like, you mean to tell me you invented that design from nothing? Like, you didn't have a reference for, for this character. You, you just, it just happens to look stereotypically. It just happens to look like Francesca Ramsey. Are you kidding? It doesn't really. But her inability to understand that you can just make up a fucking design for a person as you're drawing without a reference is insane, especially because the parts of this video where she's not showing clips is her drawing. So she's an artist who can't conceptualize that people can make things up.

Oh, without a reference? Is that what she's saying? Yeah. She said, she said, so she's a tracer. Well, yeah. Well, one of these is like she said, she said literally like as an art major, which I'm like, oh my God. Well, so look, I, look, I don't mean, I, look, I'm not trying to be uncharitable. I'm, I'm as uncharitable as, as you are to me, quite frankly, right? I am open to communicating And in that stream I think I did a pretty good job Of explaining like why

I'm snarky and I'm a little standoffish for sure But like there are things that I agree with But then like when you just throw these lies in Where it's just like this is definitely based on this And this is the proof that I have It's just like it's not proof at all I just don't understand what the Why would I why would I lie about it

If that was Francesco Ramsey in the video I would say it Because I made videos about it Well see that wouldn't change anything That's what I wanted to bring that up Now between your dating then and before because they still hate you. I know.

If she's watching this video, if she watched this segment at all, if somebody brings this to her attention. No shot. I would like, yeah, probably not. Yeah. But like I would like to know what would happen if Chris said it was her. I want to know that.

What would that change what you think of him? It's a weird. It's such a weird thing to fix it on. They're convinced that I'm trying to lie about it by saying it's not her, but it's like there's no reason. And it's like, and think about it's like, oh, if he's lying, is there some kibakasha? What does it do?

That's what that's like move past it. It does nothing even if he was lying about it. It doesn't do anything. How about instead of all of that, just talk to us? How about you just, you come, you reach out, you reach out. And instead of that, you come, you have a seat with us. Look it, man. Not interested.

Or a simple conversation. Just be hash it out. So first of all, again, why I brought up Turkey, Tom, I say like this, I think this would already would have happened. Number two, this is not, remember when Lacey Green tried to talk to anti-SJWs and a lot of those progressive ideologues were just shitting on her. They were upset at her. And those are the same people. This person obviously is one of those people that would be upset at Lacey Green for trying to extend an olive branch. That's not everybody.

I guess she was defending, I mean, she was defending Cat Black who like went on an unhinged rant for hours and hours and hours for several days on end about how like, It was just like not right of her to date me and all this stuff. Oh, that's stream? Oh, right, right. That's Cat Black. That's Cat Black is. Yeah, and that's why I personally, like, look, I don't know anything about Cat Black's, like, professional life. Maybe she's talented.

Maybe she does good stuff. I really don't care. My gripe with her is personal. It's actually the only personal gripe that I have with anybody on this platform. Because for no fucking good reason, you, like, went after my girlfriend at the time and sent a shit ton of harassment in her way for literally, not even an opinion, not even like a bad take. literally just literally a personal decision and no

I'm not interested in pretending like that's like a worthy fucking characteristic fuck cat black to the end of the earth dude she fucking drew me with a Nazi armband on with a swastika

she drew me in one of her fucking videos was it fire exactly no if the drawing looked like me no you know what it was it was a fucking caricature of a black person and then no

it would have been if it looked like like me, I would have been like, yo, this is fire. I mean, you are a black person. I don't know. It was a caricature of like just some, just some random nigger with an arm band on, but it was supposed to be like, you said, you, I think you did this here. She called me.

Because of some black guy's shit, you've often been used as random niggas. I don't know why so many, like, it's more than anyone I ever met as like. Well, that's so funny. It's so funny. It's so funny. The idea that people would type in Google some black guy and not just black guy is so funny. That's what's so confusing to me. That's what's so confusing.

I'm like, who would type that in? When you asked me for the clip for the audio, because I didn't give you the audio, because I didn't believe what was going on. I was like, why did everybody think Derek died? Like what? And then I saw that on the internet one time,

and I was like, Lily, is that Derek? She was like, did he die? I was like, we saw him a week ago. That still is pretty incredible. I don't think he died. I was like scared. I was like, did he ask him for his last wish? And I just ignored the nigga?

Like, did I just, am I that kind of guy? Can you imagine? Just ignore it. Anyway. I'm going to do a lot right now. Would you mind just sending me a quick thank you? Epic stuff. Die faster.

But yeah. Anyway, yeah. Some of these people are assholes. That's really the biggest takeaway. Some of these people are assholes. I wish it the best miss. I hope you can understand that people change.

And though sometimes people are allowed to change of her opinions. But at the end of the day, we don't owe you. People don't owe you this grandstanding gallivantingness of like changing platforms. I think Ian did a very good job. He could do more for you because he needs to do more. At the same time, I don't exactly. I think he doesn't need to do much more.

You know what? Yeah. I think he, I think he did more than that. No, no, no. I said if he wants to. If he would like to do more, he can do more if he wants to. I just don't understand what is even mentioning that as anything. It's like, because what it sounds like to me is you're pandering to her.

I'm not pandering. Well, if he wants to do more. What do you mean? What that is? He doesn't need to do anything. No, I'm so hard. It's fine. I'm saying he could.

It's hard stop. If he could he wanted to, but the same time, it's up to him. You don't, you don't deserve him to do more. Hard stop. It's fine. It doesn't need to be stated. I wish you the best. Also,

fuck off. You know, with respect. Please aim this heat at people that are trying to marry underage children that are selling women. I'm sure she does,

but. That are, I don't think she does. Oh, no? I feel like I, I don't know anything about her. I can't say.

We'll jump on your team for those niggas. If you want to attack those motherfuckers, please. I'm sorry, I'm going to say the N-word a lot. Okay, I'm going to say D-Dard R

because I think it's funny. I'm going to, I'm not pandering, I'm just being real. He's trying to reach her. But like I, like we're like I'm of the opinion that there's nothing to reach. If she was reachable, she would have done the do. But I respect I respect the, I respect the optimism.

Dude, I saw across the aisle. Look, look, let me tell you. Let me tell you. Let me give it a destiny, right? The streamer, he and I have had some, um, some encounters where he was just really hostile and being like really fucking. Oh yeah, same. But I've heard in recent years, at least recently he kind of calmed down a little bit.

And also, somebody told me, I know this is true, but that he would be willing to talk to me. But I didn't want to talk to him about the specific. It was the Israel-Palestine thing. I was not interested in, because in my opinion, he was, in my opinion, he was villain-maxing, and I didn't think there was any reason, because I can say this with 100% certainty, 100%. I don't say this about anything, because I'm not arrogant or fucking think I know everything. But I know I'm right on that subject.

because of the history of just what happened. So him arguing against it, I was like, there's nothing healthy. I've heard his arguments too, where it was just basically war sucks too bad kind of a thing. It was more of like, this happens in war. This isn't a genocide. This is war.

I've heard his arguments. And I was like, I don't know anything. Well, there's no. They can't, they don't have to be mutually exclusive. Right. But to me, to me, there was nothing that I could say to him that would, I just thought he was villain Maxxie because I know he's not stupid because I heard his argument against ethnic, say, ethno states when the white supremacists were arguing, saying, he was saying, hey, there is no way to do this in a peaceful way. You have to, if you want to remove people from the United States and create an ethno state, it will always be violent because the marginalized groups or the brown people will not just leave. So it's going to have to be violent, like what happened with Palestine, right? And so he made those arguments. And all of a sudden, now he's not making those arguments. So when someone told me that he's,

he'd be willing to talk about it. Yeah, possibly. And so I was just like, I was like, no, not about that. I don't have an interest in talking about that specifically because it's just the conversation, it can't go anywhere. Right now with Ram Trucks Declaration of Deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low-mile lease on the 26, RAM-1500 Big Horn crew cab, 4x4 for 369 a month, for 39 months, with $4,00099 due at signing.

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your

cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 47 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. If it's about other things, if he wants to discuss other things, and I'm not even against him. Actually, I've listened to him quite a lot recently because I was interested in on his takes. He has some good points sometimes. He has mostly good points.

Yeah, I agree. The thing is, it was a lot of his hostility, like, again, with a lot of these progressive ideologues, their hostility was so fucking toxic. they didn't understand how they're driving people away. They're like, bro, like, nobody wants to fucking deal with you if you're that demanding. It's the green goblin, man. Sometimes it's loud, man.

Look, I'm hamming it up. I like to have conversations like that are like, you know, level-headed and stuff. But like at the same time, like, this is frustrating because it's 2016, you know, like, holy fuck. I don't even think my parents care about what I was doing. If somebody came at me 10 years ago. Do you remember, like, a long time ago, I might have mentioned this on a lot of podcast before where I thought gender and sex were the same thing years ago. I thought it was a synonym. I thought it was literally. I respect that so much about this because you were very

openly admitting to you and I think that's a thing that's crazy. Well, it's just crazy. Because guess what? That's normal. That's like that's a normal person to in 2005. That was like the commonplace understanding. Because people didn't have to, there wasn't a conflict between those things at the time. But like it was just like you just synonym, synonym. Okay, I realized it's not a synonym. As soon as I learned that, I'm like, okay, cool. So, you could think 2016 me, if you were trying to make a hit piece on me or whatever, in the time where I still thought it was a synonym, right? Because you'd be like, oh, there's only two genders because you thought there was only two sexes.

You thought it was the same thing. They were synonymously because you're part of the world. That's what happened. Long story short, once I became less ignorant, I understood that. So trying to focus on me back then versus now where I have more education is so fucking stupid. And that's the point of what Chris has been trying to say. It's like fighting a ghost. It's like, all right.

Like, I hope you can talk to him. Like, I hope you can talk to 2016 Chris. I hope you'll have a nice conversation. AI will figure it out. But yeah, well, yeah. That's what, yeah. You know what? We'll program, we'll program an AI with all of my 2016 opinions,

which are like really only slightly further left than they are than, or slightly further center than they are today. Right. Really very little difference. Right. I'm just like more aware of how phrases work. but have fun debating that non-existent person

I was tripping I'm just as 2017 18 18 me was tripping I wouldn't want to talk to me I was rabid I was a rabid Anyway we should we should get to questions I was straight up I was going to ignore this Because I already did the stream You need content money I'm sorry

I think this was brilliant I think you you coaxed it out of me and there is a green goblin in me, unfortunately. I was like, all right, let me do this point. And you were just fucking just going. I was trying to, I was trying to step back and let this dude go. I was trying initially to like just leave it like at like face value stuff and not really get that into it.

But it's like, the more I thought about it, the more it fucking annoyed me. I think three times you like cut me off and I was just like, I'm going to let him go. I'm going to see he's fucking passionate about. He's going. Because it's just so, it's one thing when you like know you're right. You know what I mean? Like it's frustrating to know. There's so few things that I know I'm right on.

Yeah. Because so many things are open to the nebulous kind of like, I don't know everything that goes on in fucking, you know, militaries across the world. I don't know everything that goes on in other people's minds and like whatever other people's intentions is. But I know mine, like, damn well. And so when I see people like, oh, he paid IMDB and he fucking based his cartoon off of her that he didn't draw.

It's like, what the cool conspiracy? It just feels like, it feels like the same kind of conspiracy theories that I see like in a lot of right wing circles, to be quite honest with you. And that's why I think there's like a horseshoe theory thing going on, not necessarily in policy or opinion, but in the way that people behave and the way that people act and the way that people convey and interpret information. I think it's kind of the same. The further extreme you get to the other side. It's just like you boomerang. We mentioned it before.

We mentioned that that fucking alternative influence network thing. To me is that's the perfect example. That shit being spread around by those people. I was like, oh, this is just as nuts as anything on the right wing would do where they just took it at face value and ran with it. Didn't check it, didn't fact check it, didn't care to fact check it. They didn't like these people, so they're willing to believe that it's fucking real. Literally, the idea that like this character could only be Franchester Ramsey because it's a black woman with dreads is like it's like the hurricanes being invented or like, oh, Kamala's crowds are AI. It's like it's so, you already made a point in your video before this when you were like talking about the things that I was saying, why go into nebula?

things that are just not you can't even fucking prove. You can't prove and I know are false so like I'm immediately going to be like oh well this now taints the rest of the video to me. I no longer think you're coming at me in good faith if you're just making these like obviously because the main argument is that like oh well she's in the thumbnail in the video

it's like the young Turks are in the thumbnail they're not in the video either how do you explain that like there's so many obvious there's also like a really distinct signifier with that character where there's like three earring loops which like again, I didn't design the character, but like, that's more of a distinguishing feature than dreads. Does Francesca have three earring loops?

Right. Because if that's the case, then, like, I could actually see that, you know what I mean? But, like, the idea that it's a black one with dreads in 2017, they're like, my, I don't know how to tell you this, but that's not like a unique thing. It's so fucking. It's dumb. It's stupid. I hate that I'm even talking about it. The fact that, and by the way, I've never brought it up.

I'm always responding. Yes. Always. Of course. So get fucked. Of course. Let's get other questions. I normally.

You know it's a little cathartic, brother. I don't mind being... It's a little cathartic. It is cathartic. Yeah. It is cathartic. I miss telling people to fuck off. All right. Let's get on to some questions.

I miss me involved in people. That shit's crazy. Yeah, yeah. I keep feeling it. I told, I have tweets. I have tweets that like, I, I type them out and I put them in my drafts because, like, I know they'll, especially now in, like, an Elon Twitter, like, they probably do have the highest chance to get me banned. but like

Melanie Mac Did you see the Melanie Mac thing Where she was tweeting about Master Chief? They were transvestigating the Master Chief I'm sorry, what did you said at me? So wait, Oh wait, I did see that What the fuck was that?

I can't tell if Melanie Mac is like Just being stupid for like Just to dupe people Or if she's genuinely stupid I think she's generally that stupid Wait, what do you mean? So there was obviously There was some Halo news recently

Where the 343 basically died and like they started a new studio called Halo Studio with a bunch of it's a lot of the team that fixed the Master Chief collection so it's actually a good group of people but like there was a whole rebrand and like they did like a pitch thing where it's like hey we're switching to Unreal Engine and this is like what things look like now this is kind of the projects that we're doing we've got a bunch of spin-offs in the works and like all this stuff it's like early stuff we're not going to see any of this still like years later but um they showed like Unreal Engine renders of like Halo C.E like Master Chief

doing some stuff And Melanie Mac has had this post where it was like they gave him a woman's body. Which they did not. I don't know if you've ever seen a woman, but definitely doesn't look like. The post is so fucking stupid. It's a really stupid. It's so stupid that like it actually had me thinking like maybe Melanie Mac is just pretending. And by the way, this is the thing I hate most about this era is that like it used to be you could just tell people we're stupid.

Yeah. But now it's just like there's this air of like doubt about like is it real? Like are these people real or do they just? understand the profitability of I can tell like say lives a TikTok is that Chaya she's stupid but she also is posting stuff that is demonstrably false

and she knows it yeah because so she's an opportunist but this Melanie Mac like say stuff like that the bar there is no more bar for entry anymore it's just open so even the dumbest fucking people why do you think Dave Rubin's so fucking rich now oh yeah yeah it's like it's like there

there is no bar it's just you can be the stupidest person is in hell. It's a... I think the American experiment failed, man. I think, like, for real, I don't think we'll ever recover anymore. Yeah, I don't think so. I'm worried about...

I genuinely have been thinking more and more. And I've said... I don't know if I said this outside the podcast or on the podcast. If it wasn't for the podcast, I think I would already be... Because I can actually live in the... anywhere in the EU. Oh. Because of...

Because of Jojo. And I was like... Oh, right. I don't want to go there either, though. Dude, Europe is a trillion times better. No, I know, but I just, I, dude, I have no, I just don't want to go to Europe ever. Well, that's... I have no, like, I have, like, I just don't, like, not saying, like, oh, it's worse.

You don't want to eat your mashed potatoes and peas in the morning. I don't want to know. I don't want to know that I may have a child, and then it may be half one of those people. You want to eat, but... It's a child. I have a grandchild. It's half one of them, maybe. You don't want to eat meat, but you don't take them.

You don't want to eat meat. The entire continent. I don't want European blood being added back into my bloodline ever. Ever. I don't ever want that. Why would that happen? Are you saying you're going to knock up somebody? No.

My kid might knock up somebody. And I'll be like, grandfather. And I'll be like, don't touch me. Grandfather, grandfather, grandpa Kingston. Grandpapa Kingston. I love yourself. And I'll be like, good. May I have some porridge?

And I'll be like, fucking die. I'll eat you. We're not beating. My nickname, Grandpapa. I'll cronof. He's here. We're not beating the room. Oh, my grandpa's here.

He's black. He's black and crazy. And crazy. He comes in on, he skitters on the walls and he comes in the house. He's such a great little fellow he is. You know what I like about you? You're going to tell your grandkid to like,

or your kid, you're going to tell your kid to not mingle with Europeans. Yeah. I love that. I love that for you. It's not happening immediately. I know. I love that.

I have to be really accepted to European. That's why I'm going to like them still. Hey, son, I'm racist. I'm racist. I want to be like Don't do that Don't fratinize with them No like

Okay Paul I'm gonna And I'm gonna and I'm gonna And I don't know how to I don't know how to stop it The universe has a way I'm just gonna grow in Deshiki right now The universe The universe has a way

Of like playing like What's your daily mathematics What is your What is your The universe has a way of playing Like a little practical jokes some people. So like you will undoubtedly end up with a kid who is everything that you don't want.

Yeah. Which is why I've been saying constantly like, I don't want a gay son. I don't want a gay daughter. I don't want a gay daughter. I don't want a gay daughter. So maybe I'll get one. And I'll be like to be able to rest easily. I'd be cool. I want a gay daughter for sure. Yeah, for sure. I would love to have a gay kid. I just want my kid to not be like Lily. That's all

I want. That's the only thing. They could be whatever the fuck off they want. It's not short like Lily. Well, especially give them son. I don't want to shorts. I don't want to. No disrespect. No respect to my Hispanic, Hispanic relatives. It's crazy to say to us. This guy is such a bigot in every conceivable way. I'm not a bigot. I just don't want short kids.

I don't want short kidding. No Europeans. No Europeans. No whites. No whites. No whites. No shorts. No whites. No whites. Genesis. He's like fucking like, bro, no. Only tall dark people. They can be Hispanic people. I don't even really give a fuck. If they're Hispanic, there's a large chance they're going to be tiny. I know. So then no Hispanic people. I escaped the bullet simply because of the fact that my mom's dad is really tall So then my mom was really tall

My grandma is really short But she's a hybrid So that's why she's really short And then my dad is fucking a wall But he escaped the bullet too because his mom is Cuban And she's also like I kid you not She's like five

She's like oh she's tiny She's like four eight She's like my grandma and my dad My actual blood grandma Because I don't know her My grandma's my dad's mom One walked out on that I'm crazy that that happened

as being a woman who won a million fucking pussy But that's the glass ceiling Every now and then Somebody wants to be a trendsetter You know Let's go

So like she's really Really really really short You know So I'm like Oh my God It's in my blood It is in my blood You almost could have been short

That would be funny Imagine as fucking fat as I am But tiny I would love that I'd love me to be this I'd love me to be this wide But I just don't want it from Lily Because Lily's Mexican

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I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22. 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will

hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. for an office near you. They're not tall. It's definitely, you notice it.

You gotta be a cockusoidous magnitude. It's noticeable. When you see it, when you see a tall Mexican, it's very noticeable. Like, whoa. When I went to Mexico, when I went to Mexico, it's like seeing a round Lego. Whoa, they make it in circles, they make him its sphere. Just scream it. You're digging through your Legos and you grab one that's around it.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Your hands burn? Oh, my God. What is it? It's like trying to touch the Holy Grail with being a sinner. Exactly what it is. Is that everything sinners can't touch the Holy Grail? I don't fucking know.

That whole thing is bullshit. I don't fucking know, man. It is, yeah. They thought some guy got buried and it became luminous because he was a son of God when it's so, like, suck my dick, bro. It's kind of cool. It's funny. That shit is not cool. It's funny.

It's not cool. It led to cool art. I'll tell you that much. It led to cool art. It led to cool art and it led the really cool genocides. The reason I really, the reason I'm a big fan. Christianity is Castlevania

Literally that's it I love the idea This is dope as shit I love the idea of paladin I love the idea of someone Being so boner high On God influence That they can get powers from it

It's not pronounced It's Aladdin You're thinking of Aladdin Oh Ahahmda yeah sorry Yeah Anyway We should move on to questions

Because we're about Almost two hours in I'm supposed to go somewhere at 5 I guess I'm not Let's where you're supposed to go We're supposed to go We can still do it We'll get dinner, but it's fine.

Oh, I go to Jesus Christ. Oh, my, what's go? My, um, fucking associates. All right. It's go. You're not going. I don't know what that is. It's my mistress.

He's my mistress. Oh, okay. Right, right. Thank you. Thank you for being honest. Scooped James, right. He says, hello N-word sayers and Sween. What?

Yeah. Yeah, that's right. That's, he's, that's opposite day. That's, that's a day. That's opposite day is a while. Anyway, he says, I've recently been getting back into exercising recently, two recentlys. You've recently used recently. I recently recently got like to be exercising.

And I totally agree with Derek when he said how playing certain music while exercising really helps. What are some of your most played songs during workouts? Tiny, it's tiny tim. It's all tiny tim. If you're talking about a window because I'm skulking out women. Living in the sun? have a 10 hour long, I have a 10 hour long, uh, MP3 of Jay Z screaming for his life, uh, that I play. Wait, where does that come from again? That was, I think we just invented it sometimes. I made it up

for some reason. I don't remember why. I've seen a video of in my mind, but I don't think I could have because that's not. Oh, we were, we were, we were, we were, like, improvising like, like, ways to go to sleep. And it's like, I like to go to sleep to the sound of J, uh, not J.C., uh, screaming in agony and fear. But it's like the idea. is like you would, how'd you get him? How'd you get it? Like, is it AI? Did you, did you terrorize him for 10 straight hours and recorded?

Did you terrorize him for like moments at a time and then compile it all? You terrorized so long that you got away with it. Like, you terrorists are that long and you got away. Imagine terrorism somebody so much that they're screaming for 10 hours. Like, I feel like even if you were terrified, you would, you wouldn't scream for much longer than like maybe like 10 minutes, maybe. You can't even skin 10 minutes. No, but like, I mean like even just like interrupted.

Like even just like, oh. Oh. Eventually it turned off. Eventually, I feel like you run out. I feel like your adrenaline just runs out at a certain point. I think after like say maximum, like any human on this planet, probably like two hours. Two hours, your voice is 100% down. Unless you're like Sean Shammell or like one of the Dragon Ball people.

I've seen animals panic to the point they calmed down before. Yeah, yeah. I saw a chihuahua become still and that was wild. I saw a little monkey get really scared when like a petter was coming and then they calmed down and started smiling. And I was like, oh, he's done. He's done. He gave up. He just gave up up.

Watching an animal give up is one of the craziest things. Like, I feel like I'm sure I'm just noticing it more because I'm just alive more. And I'm just seeing that. Like, I'm sure it's not like literally like the world is so bad that even animals are giving up now. But I think I saw a video of like a chick, not a chicken. It was like a, no, it was a monkey in like a crocodile exhibit. And he was just surrounded. He was like, he was looking around like this.

And then he was like, and he lied back. He just like he gave up. It's time. It's time. I felt like that once when I was maxing out on a bench and my spotter wasn't looking. He was just like fucking, I don't know, looking the other way. And I didn't clear the, I didn't clear the rack. So I didn't clear the rack.

And then it was about to come down to my head. And I immediately, my thought was like, there was no horror. It was just like, well, that's it. It's the void. But then like he caught it at the last second. Like, oh, shit. And I was like, oh, weird how I was not terrified even remotely. Yeah, I think, I do think, like, in moments where you just are confident you're going

to die, you don't really have that much fear. You don't have time to. You're like, unless it's something that, like, you start reminiscing. Yeah, well, I don't even get that. I was just like, it was just like, well, it was, it was, it was, complete acceptance. It was just, oh. That was me on the plane when the, when the oxygen masks came down. It was just a complete accident.

That, man, the amount of anxiety I would have seen that. Right, but like, I think I just had so much anxiety. shit like this because I, you guys understand how bad I get on planes. Yeah. Like I get so bad I want to get up and start screaming and attacking people, but then I know I'll get shot. How much do you estimate that you... You just need like three zanny bars, man.

Yeah. I can't. I have inverse effects of Xandex. It makes me so hype. How much do you estimate that you've flown? In my life, like, hour, like, in a percentage or time. I guess just like flights. Flights have maybe flown like maybe 20 times.

That's a lot. Yeah. It's kind of a lot, actually. The amount of times I've flown is like boosted tremendously since I moved here, obviously. But like it's crazy. It's probably like, I think I've flown like probably like

maybe 30 something times. You might have flown more than me. Because I've, I've gone to Florida. I've gone, but I've driven, I've traveled a lot. I don't know if exactly,

because I flown to London and back. I've flown to the Caribbean and back before. You've never been there. Where? Caribbean? Yeah. No, I know.

I've never seen you there. Oh, because you're always there. I'm always there. I've never seen you. I'm always, I've never seen you once. I'm literally in Jamaica right now and I don't see you.

This is a hologram, sir. And you're just standing over Jamaica, fucking observing everything. Observing everything going on. I'm watching every plane coming. He's standing on the skies. It's like Freddy Cooger. It's like Freddy Cooger in that scene where he's like puppeteering later. Oh my God.

Not Kingston. Anyway, like yeah, workout, workout music. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Bomba five. It is actually, like, to be honest, it is a lot of, like, video game stuff. What is it? It's a lot of video game stuff for me.

It's a lot of... That's what I heard. Did I say that? My dumb brain heard pizza. I know you didn't say that because that wouldn't make a lick of sense. I said video game stuff. Halo, a lot of, a lot of, what do you call? The Super Giant Games, Hades and Bastion, punk.

It's heavy stuff. It's usually like, oh, my, Polythia, maybe, um, I listen to a lot of male intervals, like gay porn, like male groans, male ejaculative groans. Dragon Balls Z. Oh. The Falconer soundtrack. Ah. He's in more pain than I am right now. I can get going. I earnestly.

Hard bludgeon. Is this out of meek mail? Oh, no. I earnestly. No, no oil. Dude, that video is so, I've never. That is definitely the most graphic sounding video I've heard in a long time. I didn't want to hear it anymore.

I'm going to send it to you. You're going to hear that shit. I don't want to hear that shit. I'm going to engineer somehow that you have to hear that and you can't escape it. He's going to sneak. He's going to get an AI imprint of your mom's voice. Steal your mom's phone. Call you say, Derek, I need you to hear something.

And it's going to play that audio. That's a lot. Yeah. It's a lot of work. Have you seen the memes where like Vision touches Ultron's head in the home movie plays or quick? No. You haven't seen those memes are garbage, but it's like he touches, he touches Vision touches Ultron.

Yeah. And then all of the B movie plays. Do you think it touches the entire movie, then all the clockwork orange play. And it's like a fucking, like, it's the whole movie, but it's meant up to like 148%. Do you think you have, wow. Do you, that's insane. Do you think you have the mind of a villain? No, I'm not smart.

No, I'm not tactical enough to be a villain. I don't mean like the executional mind of a villain, but do you have the conceptual mind of a villain? Like, like conceptually? Oh, yeah, I do. I just don't think it's When was the moment that you realized You had conceptually like the

The capability to at least Come up with evil plots but not necessarily Care to follow through Do you remember the first one that you ever had? One day my cousin like took something from me And I was like You know what I should do to him? I should wait until he goes to sleep And I should just bash his head in

And I was like I won't do it though But like I could That's kind of wild That's a good that was less that was less uh music it's not fun yeah it's it's real it's real i can do that people people are so weak while they're sleeping i remember mine was creator clash was during creator clash what where froggy uh was like he was talking to me and trying to get to know me and i thought like i should have someone else message him as me and get to know him through me through that

person so that way when the fight comes he'll have a harder time hitting me but i'll have no concept of who he is. I just get attacked. Yeah, yeah. Just like, I really thought that, but I was like, that's a lot of work. I'm not even, I don't care enough to do that. But I thought it was like, wow, that's a really genuinely like Machiavellian thing. When I was, I was like, I don't know what the year it was.

When I was like, I think it was like some really bad disaster happened and I saw it, right? And I, my heart hurt. I saw my heart. I saw my birth and I was like, oh, it's the end. I saw my birth and I saw the sky get like. like dimmer like wow when you got a little dark and no one talks about that you hear about these skyquakes by the way that is it that's not real no it's got the dump we so at my so everybody was at my house this weekend right and jalen showed his thing on these sky quakes where it's like

people are it's like wailing coming from the sky but it's fake it's clearly fake somehow no no no that's that's like they have documentation of that during the lewis and clark expeditions oh Yeah, yeah. How so? Read the Lewis and Clark journals. Where? Okay. On Lewisandclerc.com.

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If it's a com, it's net. If it's not net, it's org. It's org. Wait, is it real? No. I'm kind of surprised that it isn't, to be honest with you. I feel like that would be like some you know what I mean, like an educational thing. Yeah. I'm a little cumdump.com. Are you spelling it correctly? You might not be.

Oh, that's a good point. It's only Discover Lois and Clark.com. I don't even know how to spell it. Actually. It's, um, I think it starts with a silent P. Oh, man. You said Pateradactyl, recently, and it bothered me. I didn't say it.

Pateradactyl. Okay. You know, you know, do you know, terradactals aren't dinosaurs? Shut the fuck up. I know. What do you mean? What are they? It's not.

There's something different. They're, they're, um, arachnids. Yeah. You're an arachnation. Oh. Oh, by the way, song, Listen to Saw's the Law by White Chapel.

That song will get you hyped. And then, fuck, what's that song by Amir? Solar Flair Homicide. Homicide. Why is Whitechapel sound familiar? Like Whitechapel? Well, Whitechapel is a town.

Right. Right? In London, that will jack the ripper. Was fucking everybody up in? Yeah, there it is. Yeah. So Saw's the Law by Whitechapel. The Order.

The Order. I played The Order 1886. I was like, did you was, was he the man? main boss? Jack the Ripper? Yeah. Kind of.

Was Jack the Ripper in the game? Kind of yeah. Ripping people open and shit? The Order 1886 is kind of dope, to be honest. It's not a very good game, but... Did you put a game called Immortals of Aviland or Avion or whatever? Immortals of Avian, yeah. Did you play it?

Yeah. What do you think about it? Yeah, I think you mentioned it. I, I liked it, you know? It's like a solid, like, it's like one of those like solid sevens where I was like, I don't dislike my time with this. The game looks so ugly. Do you think so?

It looks hideous to me. Um, what do you mean? What about it? Just the way, the way that, so I got to the first part when I finally got my powers and I was blowing things up

and I was like, this is a cacophonist. Like, what is going on? It's noisy. I will say that. But the power stack is really satisfying.

Like, you get, like, more and more abilities, like the more and more you go. And it gets kind of crazy. It's like grappling whips and shit like that. It's pretty good.

She was flaming a fuck out of it. I was like, not every game is like a PS5 over fucking production game. She's one of those, graphics niggas. She was like, yeah, but this is still stupid. I don't know.

I like, it's like a solid like seven. You know what I mean? Like this is like a solid. It actually reminded me a little bit of like space marine in that way where it's just like this is like, not that space marine is a seven, but like it's just like an old school kind of like, oh, a linear first person shooter single player game. Dope. Like I just, I like that those still can be made. And I just generally. We need more games that are just, just fate fun.

Yeah. Oh. I just got excited. I just excited myself because I just realized. realize that doom, doom's coming out next year. Oh yeah. To whom.

I just played dishonor for the first time. Oh, really? Did you play through it? I haven't beat. I just did two missions. Oh, shit. Dishonored gets crazy. Super fun.

Oh, yeah. I got to the point where I was doing shit that people. Like, if that creature was alive, we would have to have... Dishonored is so fucking cool.

I was kind of like, oh, man, I want to do a... I already was like, I want to do... I want to get through this. I'm going to do one more time and just do horrible stuff.

Dude, there's... it's so difficult in that game to not be a murder. Because it is so cool and so satisfying to do it. You can not murder and I was like, what? Yeah, when you see like, oh, not killing people and I was like, why would I do that? It has like an effect on the story.

Like it like meaningfully impacts the story like the more people you kill. Because it like fucks the world up. You can throw a knife at somebody and teleport them in the way of the knife. That is crazy. That person did nothing wrong. You know those videos that we go around

of like, you know, somebody playing a game and they're just like crazy skills. and it's just they're pulling shit off that you're like, what the fuck? Yeah. I remember one of those going around with Dishonored, and it was like,

I think still to this day, of all the videos like that that I've ever seen, it is the most satisfying thing I've ever seen. Like, people who are really good at Dishonored, it's like you're watching John Wick do crazy. It's so, it's so fucking cool. And this Devil May Cry where I'm like,

how do niggas play this game? Dude is crazy. I'm good at that game, but people are like, what are you doing? Silent Hill 2 is another one. They just grind it, but I'm also like,

I'm so good at running away I'm so good at cowring It's insane Dude the way The way he like Picks up a key and puts it into the door Like I've just Precision

I don't know why I'm being so dits Spinaldilitar is really good The idea of silent Hill Like you're looking through a door hole And there's nothing there And he looked through it again Nothing in there's a dickhead It's a dick

It's a fucking cop It just cubs all around Blast you with a real forceful one It blows the fucking keyhole out That's what the And then the main character goes like, I'm scared. That really fighting. Pink eyes, I've swollen the fuck.

Yeah. I'm not scared to fuck out of me. It's pyramid dick isn't it? I was going to say, oh, damn it. I was going to. The head of his thing is the pyramid? Oh my God. That's exactly where I was.

Are you serious? Yes. That's so free. That's such a free joke. I mean, I guess it's a natural thing to go to. It's natural, but also like, that is so out of nowhere on some level that it's like, It's weird that we synced. Anyway.

They dragged They drag on my balls to like Grant them wishes, Rod and he says, Hello, twink, twunk, and twat. You scut us how you beat him. You got to hit him in a head with something. And they fucking frasles. Do you guys buy into the whole spooky season thing?

Because I swear it just makes me more jaded about Halloween. If anything, it just makes it more acceptable for stores to put up Halloween displays even earlier, which doesn't help. Keep up the good work. I don't. That sounds bitter, gang. Whoever said that sounds a little better.

Yeah. Can I say? I don't mind Halloween. Christmas is really the only holiday that I mind being celebrated too early because it has a direct effect on everything around it. And what I mean by that is it's not just decorations, which are like, you know, festive in a specific way. But it's the radio and like the music that's playing and like the like the unavoidable. Last year I actually avoid. I actually am excited for Christmas finally.

I think I've grown to enjoy it more. I'm also not dirt poor. Why did you ask for a conscience? Why would I want one of those? holds you back. It does. It really does. It really does.

When I give my contest from my fucking $4 meal from Meganos, I became everything is going to getting better. I sold my soul for some chicken selects circa 2010.

Damn, chicken selects, man. Chicken selects were damn good. Those are the tenders, right? Yeah,

remember the bread? Remember the chicken selects? Remember the snack wraps? Those things were the I miss the love. Remember the fruit roll-up shakes?

No, I don't. What? What? You never had a fruit roll-up shake? I don't know if that's real. Can you, can you like, that's not real at all. Are they real not?

They're not real. I can see his face. Are they real? Well, I guess now they could be. Anything's on the table. Yeah, well, I think Travis Scott Adam or something, that is dick in it or something. They have sourpatch. They literally have Sour Patch Kids cereal.

Yeah, that shit is fucking so. So I guess it's a roll-up milkshake isn't out of the question. I haven't had a sweet cereal and so fucking long dog. It's crazy. Do they have like, I mean, fake sugars? cereal? Nice. If I'm doing a diet thing, I'm gonna do it.

You know, I don't need... Well, I hear about Magic Spoon. I heard like some of Magic Spoon. Yeah, I'll literally refer you to that. I actually been curious about that. I want to try it. Well, this is weird. The best flavor, in my opinion, of Magic Spoon is the frosted flavor.

They sell it almost nowhere. Oh, man. Like there's a sprouts. They sell it there. And then they almost never have it anywhere else. Magic Spoon is everywhere. But for some reason, that's specific flavor. That's like my favorite vitamin water.

They don't sell it, the blue lavender. Like, for some reason, it's just like, it's so good. And it's just like, all right. Yeah, nobody cares. I have, we did the thing where we had no sweet beverages, like no sugary beverages for three months. Yeah. I think at the end of this month we're done. I'm just going to get one thing of orange juice.

I'm going to drink the cup of it. And then I'm going to throw the rest of it away, probably. You're going to Odie you. You're going to fucking drink it all one fell swoop. I'm saying that until I taste it. I'm probably saying now. I'm like, I'm not going to wild out. Your feet are going to fall off when you finish it.

That's it. That's it. Can you type of. So quickly. That's it. end of your meal, like the beginning of a meal, you don't have it by the end of you your feet fall off. That's all this diet was trying to avoid is getting me in a better place with my AC1.

And then like, all of a sudden, I just take one sip and I'm like, oh, man, I'm diabetic. That's crazy. That's crazy. The doctor comes in and just acts my feet the fuck off. He slides and fucking, like dishonor? No, no, no. It wasn't the game when you have the rocket knees. Oh, vanquish.

He comes around the corner. fucking rockets It's like bro, this guy's crazy Vanquish is so cool man It charges you for the fuel Vanquish is such a good game You know how much money that is You're a rock

How much fuel you burn dude Did you play Vangor? No, no I feel like you would like Vanguage Vanguish Vanguish is like power It's just Power Rangers bullshit Yeah And it's just like yeah

It's so cool Actually wait no no no I don't like it's Japanese And I'm racist I forgot Yeah that's true I mean I am racist But I respect what they make

You know Yeah Anyway I'm a henton I love Japan and it's like all you understand about it is hentai. Fucking hentai rules bro.

Hentai is so fucking so where are the tentacles at? Like I came in Japan, no tentacles. So there was a comment that I want I did want to bring this up because I just thought it was I was cracked up when I saw it. There was an episode, I can't remember why we were talking about Jimmy Fallon, but we were talking about Jimmy Fallon

being talented. And you said like Jimmy Fallon like he can play it. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Yeah, it was that conversation. And somebody, you said is Jimmy Fallented really talented? and I don't think you meant to say that. Is Jimmy Fallon?

Is Jimmy Fallon really talented? And I saw it like written in the comments. It was like a quote with like a time statement. I'm like, what? You checked it. And I checked it. You said that. And I was like none of us caught it in the moment at all.

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20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law,

from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. I hate him so much. I hate how he looks at the camera. Stop looking at me. Being a scene. And he's just always like slapping his knee, you know,

metaphorical. Like, like somebody will say something, like just so uh so what's your next movie gonna be and he's like well and he's like you're like you didn't even say anything

scared me that actually scared that actually scared me that startled me like sincerely you looked over with such fucking alert I thought maybe like

I went up with a bath zone he got to place. I want his his own being swumble and shit. I want his leg that still be a jar. I want his leg

to be in air but his need to be on the other side of the floor. I want to fucking put his legs in a guillotine. I just,

I don't know. I don't hate him. I just really don't like it. I do. I just never, I never understood him. Yeah. Like I said,

I know he can sing play guitar. I think he's like okay with that. Like Tina Faye, I got why people were like, oh,

He's funny. She's actually really like a funny. She's all right. Yeah. She's funny. Like Jimmy Fallon, like, what is this nigga do? Other than look at that. He kept, he, I'm trying to watch the show and he looks at me again. I'm like, bro, look at the scene, nigga. Be, be present. I just don't like people that look permanently nervous.

I just, I can't fuck with that man. You can't fuck with a school shooters then, bro. You actually always, you're the school shooter detector. You walk into a school and you're like, when I, I, him. He's going to. He makes me nervous. I'm going to be fucking.

I'm going to be real, bro. When I see nervous-looking people walk into like a building or an establishment, I don't take my eyes off of them. I wait to see the gun if the gun's going to go or anything. I'm just like, let me make sure this motherfucker is not going to do anything crazy. Dude, I intentionally, like whenever I walk into a store, I look as nervous and suspicious as possible, specifically for that. Just to throw the scent off of the real one.

I have a brother, no, for him. My brother. brother that's scary you don't want Warhammer inspired school shoes gun in my ass

they're gonna get they would they're gonna start working out and they're gonna become no they're not too dangerous you lost me as soon as you said that Warhammer

Warhammer Fiends You lost me as soon as you said They're gonna start working out Really? You don't think They're going No Warhammer fans

Are going to continue Working out They're scary Warhammer niggas is scary I know I am one Anyway What

It's got on a let's know they're not Really? Warhammer the people I play Like they're not obviously is a wide variety So my my my first friend ever made in school He um him he's fucking has two trillion figurines You know he spends like a billion dollars on that shit Is that Jared guy you're always talking about Jared Fogel? Yeah

Yeah my best friend Jared Fogel My first friend when you met him If you met him in elementary school how fuck he was so I was nine He was 23? Yeah yeah it was just like a like a like a like a Doc and Marty kind of relationship. Mom, I'm gonna hang out with Jared she thinks it's a kid, it's a grown ass man

with a car picking up and driving away. And your mom's screaming. That we said a different movie. Like, I would love to see it back to the future where it's just Marty, it's Marty McFly, but it's Jared Fogle. Oh my God. And he's building a, I don't know, like a child?

I don't know. He's, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Marty, I've done it. I've built a boy, Marty. He's like Geppetto, but he's like a Jepetto. Oh, no. Why are you serving on your...

You're serving and spiking right now. The pedophile's been in my thoughts for years. That's, yeah, because it's so obvious. Let's be real. It's weird that he built a real boy. Like, it's weird. Yeah, and when he found out that it knows can grow, you know exactly what he did with that shit.

It's like me and Bazinga, but the end word of that. Like, I don't know why I didn't make him say it at least once. Let me sit on your face and tell me I'm gorgeous. Wait, don't we need... What's the word? Bizziger. No, isn't it with the uh-a? Oh, Bazinga?

Yeah, Bazinga is the real version, like what he says. Yeah, but how would you turn it into the soft A N-word? Because would that work? Bziga. It would still be the same thing. I like Bizziger. That sounds so funny. All right.

Yeah, it doesn't work, Bizziga. Or a buzz straight up the N-word. All right, let's get the fuck out of here. Yeah, yeah. Let's get one, two quick questions. And then we kind of get to get out, like, Sweeney has obligations. Did we? Okay, go ahead.

Yeah, whatever. Did we what? I thought when you, when you mentioned the thing, was that a name or was that a question? Or you mentioned what Sweeney said about the Jimmy Fallon thing? Oh, no, I just, I mentioned that. Oh, you just, okay. Because I remember that that, for some reason, like, found its way into my brain the second. Okay, let's go.

Notice how they still haven't used the new intro and also I'm an F slur. Oh my God. We're supposed to do that, right? You're supposed to do like a judgment thing. I fucking, while I was editing the last episode, I was like, Jesus Christ. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 26.

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hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. for an office near you. Every single time I want to bring this up and I never remember. And I actively thought about that yesterday.

Yeah. And I still forgot. I just, I can't, I don't know what, because I've been wanting to do this for like fucking weeks. I know, I know,

I know. We'll do it. We'll do it next. Actually, we'll just like, we'll pick a winner. Like, we don't need to do like a,

we already listen to them and we don't need to like a whole judgment episode. We'll pick a winner. I think we all have like a thing in mind. Yeah. So you'll just see it when it's there. You know what I mean? Yeah, I just want to do like that and then that, a couple runner-ups and then give somebody's cum sock and then a merch.

Winter gets a piece of merch and then comes sock for a second. What is that? What is that? I was saying that the guy whose house is flooded in his fucking Florida. Oh, and he's just cooling? Chilling a kayak in his living room. That shit is so crazy. The alligator shows up.

Do when I saw it. Until the gator opens his house. door and walks in. Oh, I didn't know you'd be here. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. All right. I'm going to come back to one tonight.

Anyway, that's the guy's name. And he says, hello voices following me around my village. What's, Whoa. Village has so much, so many connotations. Now it does especially. Hello voices following me around my village. What scripted video game set pieces piss you off to no end?

Personally, I think people who design chase sequences where you never seem to run at full speed and also can't use your items because they want the scene to play out should be flogged and splashed with boiling hot liquid shit. Depends on the game, I think. I hate the whole like shimmy thing where like we got a transition from one area to the other. So let's like squeeze in this tight space and like slowly move. That's just hilarious. Like I, it bothers to me.

To me it's funny. At this point it's just funny. It's embarrassing. Like there's a part in Astrobot. There's a god of war level and Astrobot that like they joke about it. There's like a squeeze thing. And I can't believe they're like joking about this. It's great.

It's great. I love it. Because it is a quirk. I understand why it's necessary. I get that it's like a hidden loading screen. I get it. But I don't know. It's still not fun to slowly shimmy through a fucking thin wall.

Like it's annoying. I just want it at the very leashes auto. Like why do I need a whole. Yeah. Or just quick. Quick would be quick is fine. The last of us actually did a pretty good job of that actually because like there's like not necessarily from location to location.

but like in between like little bits of cover. Like I remember that there was like a, the last of us part two specifically. There was like a storefront or whatever and you could like slip in between like the the shelving units like really quick and I was like, oh, this is cool. This feels great.

Which was more of this. So yeah, I think you should just focus on the character like Joel beating off real quick. Yeah, yeah. And then like, and he's like walking in shit or something. Something's happening. They should make a,

they should make. Like you can't see anything but his dick. It's like that close. And then he bust and then you open and you're at and you're at the, You're in the new section. They should make a Jeff Stranding where you have to control your right leg, your right leg, your right leg, your left leg, your right hand, your left arm. And then you have to like jerk off and also walk the entire time.

I would have played that game. I would have played that. I would have one of the stream that game. I would have become the top five, one of the top five players in the world. Not one. I'm not that ambitious I'm the best Dude the Dragon Balls spark

The Dragon Ball sparking zero Leaderboards are so funny Because like all the top spots Are obviously Mexicans Like it's crazy Like it's like I think like literally Sayan Mexicano is like the name That's like on number one or whatever

I think Mexicans are gonna play around Fucking Dragon Balls No they don't like they're fucking crazy Mexicans are Dragon Ball fiend And fighting game fiends apparently Yeah Because like for I know for us it was Tekken For me it was Tekin

Like my family and like my cousins It was like Tekin and Def Jam Vendetta Or like Def Jam for whatever reason. Like, those were our fighting games. Like, I didn't even really play, like, Mortal Kombat or anything. Man, I still wanted. For me, it was always Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat, but I was, I never played Mortal Kombat, really, but I liked Mortal Kombat.

That's why I, that's why I watched the stories for all the games. Oh, yeah. I like, sit down and watch these dog shit. They're so dumb, but I love them. I mean, it's so cool. Mortal Kombat always felt like I wasn't punching far enough. I don't know how to describe it. Motor character reach felt.

It's a beat. It's like hit, then hit, then hit. It doesn't like flow the way I wanted to Like street fighter is kind of like a very like flowy kind of fighting game Mm-hmm Opposed of Mortal Kombat it's more like a like per beat I want you get a button on the beat to get people to where you need to be I don't I don't I don't know if I don't know if I agree with that

For me I can be wrong I don't I don't know I've watched Mortal Kombat get played a lot I fucking constantly watch it get played But I'm like I just can't I can't adapt to it for some reason To me it just never um it just never lived personally it never lived up to its old it's old

well the sprites shit like especially with speed one of the one of the things once I went to Mortal Kombat 3 so between Mortal Kombat 3 and Mortal Kombat 4 the speed was perfect Mortal Kombat 4 was a stupid game but the speed was still on point

they didn't transition to the 3D stuff and it was fun but I was already like oh they're moving away from the speed and then once they revamped the thing it was just like Like slower and everybody has three hit combos and everything else is now based on juggling Where before you can chain stuff you can still have seven hit combos eight and you still want to juggle It just simplified everything it made everything about juggling and I was like it's it kind of killed it for me what

So it's more combat one two three what is four four is actually Mortal Kombat four yeah motor combat four then that's up that one is deadly alliance come in That's the next one that's the only line it's technically five then it's redemption no deception and then Armageddon. Then it's... And that's the reboot. Showland Monks, I guess. Shal and Munch came in between. I think came out either before or after Deception.

I can't remember. I never played Shal and Munks. I really wanted. I didn't. I had it. I didn't beat it. It was fun. But then all of a sudden,

you don't need to play it because if you played Armageddon and played their story of those two gay brothers or whatever it was, you remember the beat them up? He had to beat them up. If you did it,

they made a whole... The dumbest story you'll ever... I couldn't believe how dumb the story was. It's like the God just made some shit, hey, struggle, test, but save the world or something. It didn't make any sense at all. It's stupid. It's insane seeing how, like, some games, even, like, back then had, like, such crazy narratives. And then some games had just completely dog shit stories.

Like, chrono trigger existed at that time, you know? Yeah. It's like, what the fuck was going on? I think back in the day, JRPDs had a strong hold on narrative story. Oh, they did because that was... strong hold on that shit. It was more important than the fucking gameplay, actually, because if you didn't have a good payoff, people would have been furious, right? Like, so, in the, in the way that fighting games didn't give a shit, because before you had to get the stories through the book or

the ending or something, you didn't get, they'd have anything. Mortal Kombat 4, they stepped it up, and then they started putting more stuff in there, but it was, the story actually started to become a little bit interesting in 4. I think before that was really stupid. And then the Story really picked up in the 3D era of the PS2. I think that was when things actually started getting... Yeah, I think that's what they got really interesting because they switched it up. Lou Kang died immediately.

Dude, Lou Kang's death had be fucked up because I was like, how did he sneak up on Luke Kang? Like, I was just, it was supposed to drive the plot forward. I know that's what it was there to do. Shake it up, man. But like, how did Lou die? How did, like, Luke Kang? Well, he turned to...

Lou Kang beat the fuck out of both of them in the previous game together. They nerfed them. And I was like, wow. They nerfed him. Let's just be, they nerfed them. Like in the original story, Lukang and Kunlau were so strong as Moros. It was crazy.

They hard nerfed him, right? For the plot, which is, I'm like, that's fine. Most people who didn't care because no one really liked Lu Kang. He was just a good character to play, but nobody liked him as a character. I was more as a, I was a Kulau person instead.

Kulau was way better of a character, but as far as if you wanted to beat the game, fucking spamming Lu Kang's, fucking low fireball. He beat everything. That beats everything. That's how I beat Uniga. He was in that game, I'm pretty sure.

That's the only one he wasn't in the... Udaga was in deception. Yeah, but I don't think Lou was in deception. That's the only one he wasn't in, actually. Was he not zombie in that one? Zambi was Armageddon. He came back as zombie in Armageddon. Well, hmm.

There's either deadly reliance or deception to Lukang is nine. One of those two. I think it's deception. I can't say, because he comes back as a zombie. zombie in Armageddon. That's something I know for sure. That's what zombie looking is in my

Okay. I thought, okay. I remember the trailer where everyone's fighting and get up the pyramid and then like Was that the first time? He tracks his neck and then he comes back with the chain. Was that the first time? 100%. Huh. I just don't remember that I know. That's the only thing I know about. That's the one of the only facts about Mortal Kombat that I

know. Yeah, what an interesting fact. Yeah. Interesting fact. Anyway, let's go. Imagine dragons crashing a plane into the base, the Bass Pro Shop, pyramid. Ooh. I went through.

It was pretty cool. That's Lord. It was redneck heaven essentially. Yeah. I don't imagine. It's like we died and went to the best pro shop pyramid. Oh my God. He says, hey, chuckle.

He says, hey, chuckle cucks. Did you see that CJ was already modded into the new Dragon Ball game? Spark. What's, Sparking's hero, yeah. What's been something that's, that has reminded you how insanely talented people can be on the internet. Mine was when during the life. stream reveal of Mario Odyssey

Someone drew and posted Rule 34 of the sentient cap before the stream ended That is crazy That is it that's I wonder how shaded it was I wonder if I had like all the shading details Like how complete was it

We have a good friend who's a part of that community And it's like it's literally a race to put out the porn It's a race It's a porn race But And it's a race that I appreciate I appreciate it dude I mean it's fine

Dude, I got to say, man. I have to say, it is wild. I love that CJ is just the character. He's the stage. Because I saw him also in Silent Hill. Already? Yeah, already. It's not, I don't think Silent Hill is officially even out yet necessarily.

Are you sure? I think it might just be out like today or like yesterday. Okay. Because like they did that early access thing for like special editions or whatever. We as a community came together and just deemed that he is the default. This black guy. Yeah. It's CJ.

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 20, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan,

America's Large Injury Law, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. for an office near you. And games that Credos shouldn't be in. Grados really? Or Shrek. I feel like Shrek is actually. Shrek is definitely. Shrek is definitely up there.

I've downloaded Shrek quite a few times. Mawshelman Randy Savage is strangely common too. Dude, not necessarily as often, not even close to as much as Shrek or CJ, but like the fact that he's in Skyrim and Left for Dead and that is the thing that like. I thought I have something to tell you guys, which is crazy. You guys watch the Vincent Man shit? The Vince McMahon. No, of course not.

Oh, the docu-series on Netflix? He's a demon. He's, like, really a demon. Well, yeah, we went over this. Like, I didn't, like, I didn't know how demonic he, like, I watched, I was watching during the attitude era. Well, uh-huh. Probably just before.

After it was, like, probably like late 90s, late 80s throughout the 90s after. So I'm kind of off. I was like right after. Why are you bringing this up? I don't understand. I don't get it. Because you brought up. We were talking about Randy Savage, right?

Oh. And my brain. Yeah, the actor. Yeah. My brain flipped. From Spider-Man. From Red Heart, right? Yeah.

Look to Brett, right, Brett Hart. Who is that? Another very famous wrestler. One of my favorites of all times. Is he the guy who died? No, Owen died. Well, his brother, his brother died. His brother got killed because he injured Stone Cold Steve Austin.

That's the, that's the quiet conspiracy theory. So he's like a ditty type. Yeah, so there's the heart family of wrestlers. They're Canadians, so they don't matter. They're important. Oh, yeah. I love Brett. What are you talking?

Brett is so cool. He's one of those favorites. The hitman, bro. What? But he's Canadian, so I don't. Canadian. So, sorry,

Bunty. So Stone Cold obviously being God, right? Owen Hart injured Stone Cold. He broke his neck. I theorize

that, you know, his harness felt, first they humiliated him because of that. He made him the, the blue bitch

or whatever, they called him. And then he was supposed to have a superhero entrance. He fell and died. How did he? How?

So the harness was faulty. He fell to his death and he bled out and died. And, And they continued the show because Vince McMahon's a demon. Dude, they continue the show and literally the rock was crying during. A lot of people were crying.

Like, because the rock had to come up right after. The rock was crying. There were people that had to. And they were trying to, they were trying to like wrestle. Stay in character. And Duane is literally like, I was like. That's insane. Yeah, Vince is the demon.

Holy shit. He says an excuse like, I would have wanted you to. I would have wanted you to continue the show if I died or if one of my kids died. And I'm like, and Brett's like, I want to kill him. I'm like, I want to kill this dude. Yeah. Owenhart died because he killed, he, he, he. Is that in the docuseries?

It is. That little, yeah, that moment. What, uh, where is this? Oh, it's on Netflix. Oh, Netflix? Yeah. So, I don't know anything about wrestling. It's just called Mr. McMahon.

But that sounds crazy. All of them crying is crazy. This is a perfect way to learn about wrestling. Actually, this docus series is a six, six episodes. Perfect way if you were interested in just not like, just how the fuck did he become thing. Now let me ask, let me ask this. Yeah. Not that it'll tinge whether or not I want to see it, but is this one of those six episode miniseries where this could have been three? Yeah. I'm noticing that this is happening a lot. So I actually, I, there's much more to talk about. From my

perspective, it's not enough. Okay. Technically from my, and, and one of the biggest things is they have so many interviewees. There's so many people that they, barely said anything. And I was like, you guys mismanaged your time. It seems like they didn't actually have enough time. Because there's a thing happening a lot now. Not him. I'm saying the interviewees.

There's a bunch of people that didn't get cut short. He did. There's something happening a lot now in like entertainment where things are a lot longer than they need to be. Like there's like murder mysteries or like like true crime things that are like five episodes when I was like this could have been a movie. Right. This could have been like two episodes max.

Right. And I heard from like people like in like in the space where it's like yeah, they're just kind of like trying to take up a lot of your time. Increase watch time. Increase watch time. Increase engagement. And then also like what I heard was like I don't know if you've ever noticed this. I've noticed this. Where like in certain documentaries or certain docu series they'll like repeat certain things over and over again. They'll be like they'll make the same point like a couple times per like episode or even like even through multiple episodes like why the fuck are they repeating? And it's like oh well apparently this is so scary and tragic. But, like, people design these shows or write these shows or put these shows together with the expectation that everybody watching is half on their phone. So, like, if you repeat information, like, it's fine because it's like they probably didn't catch it the first time. So you're expected to just not pay attention to the stuff that you watch now.

I feel like that happening YouTube videos, but I think I'm schizophrenic so I don't mention it. Like, I'm watching. Oh, I think for sure. There's a point that, like, someone says something again. I'm like. Certain corporate ones? Like, absolutely. undoubtedly are following a similar model.

I think you're right in particular. I've also seen it. I've seen people behave that way. Yeah, I've seen... This guy. I've seen a lot of people. I've even seen my wife do that sometimes. But I'm not engaged I am.

But here's the thing that I feel like a lot of people, they act like they, even though this is literally impossible, to absorb information from someone talking or two things simultaneously. This is something that I feel like there's a lot of people that convince themselves that they can do. Yeah, I cannot multitask it. You literally can't. It is, unless you're a superhuman,

if there is the TV talking and you're reading something on your phone, you're not going to absorb it. It's one or the other. Now what you could do is pieces of both, and then all of a sudden now you have incomplete things of both, and people will do. And you'd have to just reread it again anyway.

I have the gist of it or they'll just, you know. Right. So there's been many times where videos while I'm playing a video game and I'm listening to something where I'm focusing too much on the video game, I've had to rewind the video like three times. I wanted to actually get this

Rather than just letting it play on I do the same thing Yeah But if I watch a movie with people I like I actually am like I'm not gonna be on my phone I try I try actually specifically to be like Like if I'm with people I don't do that It depends on what we're doing right

Like if I'm watching it was a movie I've seen before like Whatever it'll zone out It's like whatever When I invite people over to watch a movie It's not we're not we're not watching that movie We're just hanging out putting something on to make fun of Right And we're there to laugh

Right right We're not doing that but if I'm like it was like oh I want to watch this thing about like freaking apolitic it's coming out like I'm gonna sit down I'm gonna watch that obviously with glue to it or if I'm like watching a lore video that I really care about that I'm gonna fucking gaily like right now like this be part of my dandy campaign like I'll fucking like focus on that and I have a piece of paper next to take notes but like it's pretty disgusting whatever anyway fucking yeah CJ oh he was on he was on which he's on on the shelf podcast today CJ no uh Trump he was on what Trump is on um Flakement. Oh, I saw that, and I saw clips of it where, like, I saw clips of it where they're just laughing at him. Like, it's kind of wild. Like, because a lot of interviews with Trump, like, he says, he says things that are just

objectively, like, that is hilarious. Like, that a person can say that seriously with no hint of irony is amazing. And all the clips that I've seen so far from the flagrant thing is like, Andrew Scholl's like, like, what does that mean? What are you saying? Which is kind of wild because I don't think I've ever actually seen. seen that. I don't think I've actually ever seen him interact with a person who is like willing to laugh at what he's saying because it is funny. Like I think he said like Trump's like, I think I'm I'm basically a truthful person. And Schultz is like, what does that mean? Like what does that mean? And Trump does that mean? And Trump does not play into it. Like he doesn't understand that what he says is funny. Like he doesn't understand that what he says is like an insane thing to say. Yeah. So like it's actually wild because like I actually feel like. It's like real narcissism.

It's like actually like true narcissism. Yeah, like it's crazy. Like it's not like like, oh, you're like an asshole. It's like no, this guy. Because he doesn't even smile or like play into it. Yeah. Like you like like I feel like a smart person would. He just doesn't understand.

Oh yeah. Oh, yeah. Like even before all this shit, he's like a known tax criminal. Like this motherfucker is a fraud. You know what's interesting? And he's like, I've never done anything illegal. I'm sure gay. I'm joking.

Never what. A lot of people are starting to realize that because of it. of the whole cackling Kamala thing or whatever people are trying to say. Laughing come out. Because of all of that shit, people are starting to realize because I've seen it on two separate podcasts

that I'm asked the same question. Have any of you ever seen Trump laugh? And then everyone's like, wait, I don't think the entirety of his career of being on television or anything. He's smirked. He's made little, you know, he'll smirk,

but laughing. That's actually wild. I don't think I've ever thought about that either. Yeah. I don't absorb. I literally. I can't imagine it because I've never seen it. He's an insane person because that is something, they're making fun of a regular human emotion.

I have never thought of that ever. People started to think about this because of the laughing Kamala thing or cackling Kamala. And I was like, they're making fun of her having a human emotion. Yeah, because it's one thing to never see somebody cry because people often cry and private. Well, yeah, people will bottle that shit. I can't cry. I mean, if I take a batch of knees. I've literally watched you cry.

I've watched you cry and I recorded it. I can't cry. If I take a bat here, I won't cry I'll take a bat to your knee We'll see what happens I won't cry I'll yell, I'll yell in pain I'll take a bat to your ribs

I'll see what happens I'm saying I will yell I will wail But I will not cry I'll bring your dog back to life And come inside it and kill it I think I might cry There you go we got it

We got it we got it I'm like no rock And you kill her You just fucking What's that furry Was that furry guy that like Got outed for like fucking road killer

whatever? What is it was like a guy? Oh what? Kiro the wolf Is that that I just started watching That's the furry I just started watching A Turkey Tom video

As I must be that person Oh maybe I didn't get far I didn't know that That was a thing It said the video was called The worst furry or something like that It must be the same person

No I didn't know that there was a turkey tom video about it It just came out Because I was like oh And then You know we watched that video You know about the When our friends came over

And showed us that shit I was like this is horrible where are we watching this? Is it a mean? Yeah, it wasn't. I was like, why? What are those of our friends? You just know.

I feel like I can accurately tell like who shared people Who shared what just based on the internet's Most hated furry influencer And it's a blue like Yeah, dog or something Oh, I don't Is that it?

Maybe. I don't remember what he looks like to be honest Because when I see a furry My eyes glaze over That's yeah Is it? Because if you're talking about Fucking a corpse, it's got to be that

But see how I barely started it So I don't know know what they've done. It might be. The first thing I've know so far is that they're into scat porn. And I was already like, well, this is already starting off bad. All I know about him is that like there was like a roadkill incident. But fucking roadkill?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like you already told me, but once I processed it again, I was just like. They caught him fucking roadkill in a Starbucks. I'm making things about it. But that is real. The core of it is real. Okay. These will make it hard to find out.

I'm so thrown off. I don't even know what the point of that. I don't remember anything. So many upstanding furries, you know, that are just like, they just do what they do. I'm not bother anybody. I'm sorry. Are they upstanding if they're on on their fours? I just, I don't, I don't.

That's like, that's like deeper than you think it is. Look, man. It is, yeah. Look, man. Anyway, we got to get CJ. It's not hurting anyone, but still. Anyway. Yeah, just props.

Props in closing to CJ for being like unreasonably iconic. Yeah. Even though it's like one of the most generic designs. possibly? Can he ever get more clothes? I don't remember if you can put more clothes on him. I don't think you can, right? He's just always a wife feeder, no matter what he is.

I think he could put a jacket. I've never seen him with more clothes than that. You can customize his hair and that's it. I actually, because it might just be a thing where I just left it or you can. I don't know because I remember him being jacked. I would always make him jacked, but he still would only have a whitebeater on. Speaking of jacked. Interesting.

Frank West is unreasonably. wrong in dead rising. That's the whole point. Yeah, I forgot that though. Like, I kind of forgot it. I've covered wars, because he's a journalist. Yeah.

But then he's also like swinging benches. He's an action journalist, though. Can you put on the camera in this game or no? What do you mean? When you put on the camera? Can you take the camera out of one of your hands? You have to have. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals.

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan. which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

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from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. You know Joe was holding the camera when you're running around? Yeah. Can you finally put it down? Why would you put it down? Just to not have a camera in your hand.

What would that change, though? I never liked he was walking around holding it because he looks super. So it just changed the animation of him running? Yeah. Why do you care? I don't know. I just never liked him holding the camera. So this guy wants to like pay someone to mod the camera out of his head.

This is like, this is your like Master Chief's like the helmet isn't right for me. I have a lot of shit like that. That's like a weirdly autistic thing. I don't want him to hold the cameras he runs. My biggest, my biggest gripe for anything is. It's like one of the only unique things about him. He said he has a camera. Anything, right?

I already told you about it today earlier. In just sparking zero, there's a. There's a Gohan from Dragon Ball Super Where he has such a dumb-ass haircut And it bothers me to my core when I see it Like my day's worse when I see him with that haircut Days worse Anyway

I want to shoot Gohan But he's my favorite character But I think it should be me that does it Yeah I don't know why you like pussy-ass characters Like Gohan That's crazy Who's the favorite character?

Pickalone Oh, you're in Piccolo Jr? Is that what you meant? Is that what you meant? It's Junior yes Yeah. Technically, the future between him and Kami is technically Piccolo, and it's just junior at that moment.

But yes, he's a part of the Dragon Clive and I don't know the fucking... Kami should have a hammer and sick on him. Here's a good question. You'd be sick, right? Kami. Kami. Don't that be sick, though? Kami.

Oh, you're another question? Yeah, here's one. Here's a good one. Occam's razor suggests the razor of Akam is gay, rodent. Well, and he says, Does Kevin McAllister have the power of tune force? Or does, or do Marv and Joe Pesci have tune force as a defense against the traumatic injury from this homicidal little shit kid? It's definitely Marvin.

Yeah, Kevin doesn't have anything. Kevin doesn't have anything. The bandits do. The bandits have two-force. Like, very likely. Well, sure, but he doesn't have any type of special abilities. He didn't do anything special. He just set traps.

And they're so fucking silly, ha-ha-ha-ha-goofy. that they fall into him and die. The bandits have Invincibility. Yeah, probably. I feel like he might be the opposite. What, reistic?

Ritistic. I think he's just not, like, not anything. I want him to go to like a college class. He should, he should do speaking. Dude, isn't it crazy? Did you ever get these requests?

Ritism. Like in 2016 or like 2017 where people were like, you should speak at a college. I had a handful of them. I remember being so baffling. wild that is why where we're at dude

that's what we're at right now I was offered I think I was offered we should have took them because like now in hindsight it ended up that psychos were taking him

liberty university I think it's called there's a there's a there's a fucking Christian college and I think in Texas I think it's called

liberty or something I think it was offered like I forgot how many but it was at least like five figures to speak and I was like you're gay ass ass going to be

I would have done it I'm like I am so I got into a couple of arguments with some of the people when I said, God's an asshole on Dave Rubin's show. Because I was just,

I don't know what, I don't remember how it started, but I was just, I was like, either he's not real or he's a fucking asshole. And there's like, people like, oh,

how could you say that? And I was like, prove me wrong. Even one or the other. Either, motherfucker, there is nothing or he exists. And he's a piece of shit

if you read your Bible. Yeah, or he's just not aware. Like, I think of a nonsense too. You can do that. You can be that too. I think about that you're an awful

No, no, but what I mean is like, I I don't think it's like, I wouldn't be surprised if it's like it's like, it's like, it's like, I think of it almost like a, like a kid building Yeah, like a kid building like a science project, you know what I mean? It's like, oh, look at the science project and then it's like, oh, it's Earth or whatever, you know? Or it's like

or it's like, oh, it's like, okay. And then like, you know, that was second grade. He's in college now, like I don't have any of the shit that I made. I don't know, like, in that level. You know what? Like, just completely like uninvolved. It is like having one like an ant farm and be like I'm gonna go to bed and you wake him back one and

what the hell they have spaceships. Did I look at I don't know if I told you this if I told you guys this one time I used to work in Glendale for the city and there was this older black dude cool as fuck from Syracuse and he was like we start having discussion about religion and this guy just knew everything about everything read the Bible back front of back and had like every answer and we were. One thing that he kept, he said to me, first he was like, you need to understand that. And what you said, Chris, he's like, we're like ANSTA God. And I was like, that doesn't disturb you at all.

Like it, but here's the thing that I thought was hilarious. This guy thought he had a picture of who I was. And he's like, you know, you know, when I was young like you, I ran wild. They did a lot of crazy stuff. I went to orgies. I did this. And I was like, whoa. I've never met a single person in my life that has fucking done orgies.

And he said it so casually. Like, that was a normal thing. to do when you were young. I was like, wait, maybe in the 80s. And I was like, wait, wait, wait. I was like, you can't just, you can't just talk past that. You can't rattle it off like eating cereal or something.

Yeah, like, I was like you once. I was fucking, I was going to parties. I was sucking exclusively elephant day. I was just like you once on a day. I was like, I thought he was going to say like, oh, I did drugs and this and that, but it, no, no. Dude, you have, have you met anyone that's fucking gone to orgies? One, one person.

So that's crazy that you even know. one person. Yeah, it's wild. It's wild. To me that's, because where do you find them? You gotta be involved. You gotta be involved. Where the fuck are orgies at? You gotta be plugged in. Actually, it's literally just people you know, I would imagine. I would imagine. But it's like, who are the people do you know that one? Like, hey, friends, let's all fuck each other. Look, he's aware. He's, he's, he's, I've never, I've been to a party where something, where something was happening in like another room. I have been there. I'm just like, yo, uh, I'm not, been to parties when I'm not ready for this.

Like I went to like basketball. Like all the basketball team, you go to play balls like that. And then you go out into a room and one girl's getting terra-dactal in there. And you're like, what is happening? I just never wanted to be around my boys and see all their dicks and all that shit. That's just not really my M-O. It's not my M-O. My girlfriend at the time, my homies was like, you'll hook it up.

And I was like, I'll fuck you up. Like, no, she's my property. She's mine. Jesus, she's mine. That's mine. I owe this. My toy. I'll, I'll gain.

being your girlfriend with you guys, but you guys are not touching my girlfriend. Look, man, yeah, you know, shit happens. I get that. Every once in a while, maybe someone's going to do something kind of weird. But like,

Orgy, or something's a made-up person, I don't know. Kill. It's not a real person. Who says, oh. What's that guy's,

that's impossible? What's that guy's name and a soul caliber that giant dude with the axe? It's like Astro or something. Oh, fuck, I don't know.

Doesn't you say like, kill, like, all the time before he doesn't get a major. I think you're right. chill and he does like major rules he's got a bit he's got a nose so that is that is the origin story

of that guy right big ax man it's like astrolift astroath I don't I don't remember I wish I was Azaroth I think it's Astrod or something Let's leave now Yeah okay But the fuck out of here But the wet bandits absolutely have tune for us

Yeah they're definitely they're definitely silly They have unkillable buffs They've laughed so hard that the world A stop a few times Because they can get maimed right They can bleed they can be fried but they can't die and they're cursed

they're cursed they're cursed that's what they have they're immortal they're gonna be withering away you're gonna run into them in like fucking mass effect they're gonna have to stay form of themselves and they can't mentally progress either they're still just trying to

steal stupid petty shit yeah they're still like fucking putting glue on gloves and like dipping them in fucking chains it's so crazy shepherd running into them is crazy Sheppard just fucking Van Garna Nova fucking just

just boom And they hit the wall They splat Mav what are you doing? He's like That really hurt And Shepard's like Wow

Excuse me We can't steal from CSEC Marv you dumbass You idiot You stupid motherfucker I thought I could get some credits From the guy You have to shoot them in the space

Because they're so dangerous And Sheper Hold up That's amazing. He does the spider scream when he does the spiders on his face. Dude, that shit's amazing. It really, yeah, that, I love that movie. I think honestly, the first, like, I understand it.

Like, the second movie's cool. But I think the first movie is my favorite just because of that scream. That scream is crazy. I mean, when he's getting electrocuted, that's pretty goaded, man. It's pretty good, too. It's pretty good, too. The memes of him just like, oh, when you're nuts, you keep something. sucking.

Yeah. It's basically because he's like just white all over him too. That is how it feels. He's ascending, dude.

He's about the transfer. That is 100% how it feels. It is. It definitely feels silly. Enough.

Enough. Die. Oh. We're gonna. Commander Shepard versus the wet bandits is fucking wild. Do you think

Shepard would be like that's amazing problem? These guys are a serious problem. I can't kill them. I want that frame. They would be like a side quest. I want. Shepard about to do that Nova slam

You know like after you do the fucking The charge Yeah yeah yeah yeah I want a slam and then Marv and Harry What's in their names? Harry and Marv I think Yeah I would just want them just seeing them like being like obliterated You know early not obliterated because they can't

They're breaking apart like They're obliterated but then they reconstit They're breaking apart like Majin Boo In the spirit bomb Like he's there he's being fragmented I juice all over the place and then slowly but surely it starts moving back together and it's like this dumb

motherfucker I blew me up and you're like what I'm da-na-na-da-na-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da- so stupid stupid it's Maudin Harry and Mudge and Marv that's stupid I love it

I love it oh god and they have the EMS on their head we're going to be the best bandage ever with a baby's magic Harry Harry Harry, I forget which one is with. Mo, Harry, Larry. Marm is the tall one.

Joe Pesci is Harry. Harry, yeah, that's right. We're going to be the best bandage of the world, Harry. Sarin's the guy from number one, right? We're under the control of the fucking evil wizard, you dumb ass. Sarin, what a Majin Sarin. Mijin, sarin. Oh, my God.

That's basically what he is. That is kind of what he is. He's already like flying around on that fucking silver super fucking hoverboard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so you kill him and he turns to tell a fucking. Massifek 1 is so goofy. This little thing with cannons and shit. Yeah.

I shot the shot of him so many times. I'm going to fucking endured. I'm like, you should die. Yeah. Right now with Ram Trucks declaration of deals. Well qualified current FCA lessees. Get a low mileage lease on the 26. Ram, 500 Big Horn crew cab 4 by 4 for $3.69 a month for 39 months with $4,00099 due at signing.

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I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion 1. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and

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We're going to read our $25 and up patrons. Thank you for listening to this fucking. It's a weird episode. Where'd Marv go? Where'd Harry Marv go? Went to train with Bobbidi. They are training with Bobbidi right now, Commander Shepard. All right.

Give me Garris. It's such a fortnight fucking favorite dream. Harry and Marv, the home alone wet band. It's a trading with Bobbany. Commander Shepherd. This is action figures. It's a child playing with toys. The Reapers can wait.

The Reapers can wait. We have to take down Harry and Marr empowered by Bobbty's magic. Imagine this going on in a kid's bedroom. He's playing with action figures. And he has a Bobby action figure. He has Commander Shepard action figure. And he has Harry and Marr. He draws an M.

Perfect Mijon. The same as that fucking Dramar Kwai shit. I actually want Harry and Marb action figures. That would be dope actually. I would buy the fuck out of this. You'd swap their heads out of this. Like one could be like the electrocuted head. Dude!

And like that would actually be dope. I'd buy the fuck out of that. I would. I would, I would support people who would. I would, I went to anime expo this weekend. I was look, I was desperate looking for a fucking. You went to the adult expo? Oh yeah.

How was that? Ammy expo. Did you end up meeting a hidden Richardson? Yeah, I have pictures with them. How was it? It was really quick. Yeah. It was weird seeing them in person.

It was like, oh, you guys are like real. Because Ewan McGregor looks great. He's aged so well, like, genuinely. He's aged very well for like a person at his age. And Hey, Houston, I was like, yo, I just, I, like, I didn't even talk because my brain was like, I can't really, like, I would just divulge too much. And I would make your days worse. So I'm just going to be like, thank you. And I was going to go with you and then I slept.

Amen. I slept instead. All I did was wake up. They had a really bombogogi pole there, dog. At the convention center? You have the food trucks. Oh, cool, cool, cool, yeah. How much was it $18?

No, I was like, like 11. That's not that bad. It's not bad. It's not bad. He's no bad. He's not expecting that at all. Eleven is my favorite. 11 is my favorite number.

Well, they probably had a bunch of people who were there. They probably were able to make it back. Eleven. All right. Uh, anyway, we're going to read out $25 and a patrons now. Go over to pay your undercom slash a snark tank if you want to jump in and make me say the heinous shit.

Um, um, count me down. I'm going to get the point till. I'm going to have the fucking side shape. You should do a Johnny Bravo thing where you like you cut it. Like you cut it in a slant. That'd be sick as fun. I'm going to do a lesbians do where I'm going to shave the side only. Only didn't get a ponytail.

Okay. It was lesbians do. Three, two, one. Derek, watch Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. Almost every character is based on a musical artist and gay like you all. I watch the first season. I do need to continue it. It's great.

I love Jojo. It's cool, yeah. It is the only manga. It's only anime I say I really, really like right now. Oh, interesting. The JJ ended. Um. Really? How long did it go on for?

I feel like that was a... Sure run. Like, it'll be five years. Oh, cool. That's great. That's great. How many episodes? No, the manga, so sorry, the manga's over. The show is still continuing. The show has... The show is still going? Yeah. Oh, what the fuck. J.J.K. came out in 2000.

How many chapters, I guess? 160 something. Oh, okay. That's a lot. Yeah, it's kind of, kind of... I was that they applauded. They can't do short-form content, man. Think of how, think of how, like, get, guess a book? Give me a book and either.

I mean, I just feel like the Bible. I mean, that proves your point. My point even more so. Well, I don't know what you're, I don't know what your point is. Give me a, like, a concise. I feel like the Gundam series are, are perfect. Like, that's what they should do. It's like, hey, usually under 30.

But even a Gundams, Mongas are pretty long, man. Programming for dummies. So, yeah, you read that? Yeah. Was it? Was it on? inspiring? I forgot all the characters.

Oh, man. Oh, shit. I am fucking stupid. You're like, holy shit. I'm mad. I'm mad stupid. Fuck. This is like speaking

my language finally. Holy fuck. Crystal Fox is massive, vainy throbbing girl cock. Slees merchant. Crystal Fox, the girl, the female fox from Star Fox Adventures?

Oh. I never played it. I only know about it because of a giant video. Do a barrel. Do a barrel. I don't know anything about than that. Not like that. And the way that they would talk or something.

It was like, Brimbron, And he'll be like, nigg, nigg, nigg, nigg, nigg, nigg, nigg, nigg, nigg, nigg, nigg, nigg, nigger. Do a barrel. Wolf was definitely black-coded. People that denied that were, like, what do you mean? What are you talking about? He's black-coded.

You do this all the time. Wolf was, definitely. Wolf was, like, Falko's like an Italian. What was Caribbean? Who? What? I mean, it's not black, technically. People say that shit is crazy to me.

It's like, what are you talking about? What do you mean, Jamaica people aren't black? What do you mean? It's just like, all right. but most are. You know what, fine. Dr. Octopus's, Dr. Octopus's

top left tentacle is Afro-American-Coded. Nice. Yeah, I'm sure. Dr. Octopus's bottom right tentacle is Asian-coded.

I want to do transracial. Can you imagine? I think transnational is hilarious. I think they did have, like, technically, like, they had names or something. That would make sense.

And they had, like, different personalities. Even I don't know that shit. That's something that even me as a fucking mega spider-man all- I have no clue about the name. Well, I know that's the movie.

Like, I think because they were like, you're in control of this one. This one's supposed to be a little bit. You can't say the N-word? You can't say the N-word. No, I can't say the N-word. No, you're right. Maybe I should.

The crime would never say it at all. You're part of me, so maybe I can't say the N-Ward. Fordok. Trying to fight racism through his. God, oh my goodness. Say the N-word? No, I'm not a criminal. I'm not a good.

And they're like, like, guys his face back. You're right. The real crime would be to ignore the word entirely. It's just kind of true. And he,

she like raised it. He does the thing. He's like, you know, like when he's like, yeah, when he's like,

nothing will stand in our way. Oh, I love that idea. I like the idea of racist dog out. I'm not the racist tentacles. The racist tentacles. The racist tentacles. Him fighting.

racism through the tentacles is very funny. I want to see them with little cute hoods on, like clan hoods. They fit perfectly on. They're like socks, pretty, like sock puppets with their clans, man. It's such an unreasonable extra step to take just in case you didn't know.

You didn't know about racism. The Ku Klux Klan is also here too. They don't have eyes, but this is really cute. My tentacles are Ku Klux Klan members. I didn't choose this. It's not me. I swear. I didn't. I didn't program this. It was a short-circuiting in the programming. I swear to God. I don't want to be wasted so bad.

I think they linked up to Twitter or something. He's just apologizing while they're like, he's only robbing the bank and shit. Sorry, I'm so sorry. He's being hijacked basically by like the tentacles. He's feeling, sorry. Sorry, guys. That's like a version of Dr. Octopus, right? Like where the tentacles are like he's just on like a

like he's just for a ride like he doesn't control anything? That's crazy. Yeah. That's a nightmare. Hitting black people, sexually assaulting They're just doing the worst thing. Wasn't there like a zombie doctor Octopus one too? There's one where he was a dead body and the tentacles were just like moving around.

There's one where he's like he has cancer real bad and like he can't move his limbs at all. It's like a really like late stage cancer. So he's like, and he's pretty much has like actually eight tentacles instead. It's really fucking cool. He's kind of like a little man like at a pot. A little man of a pod.

And I'm like, oh man. How can he not fix his cancer? There's no cure for cancer. What did he build a tentacle that doesn't have cancer? There's magic. He can probably get out of it. I feel like. I feel like...

I know. I get it. Like, dude, like, they have it fair. They have, all this they have... A radio act of spider. Gave somebody power. Yeah, you get your cancer? I think that's the only, like, finality of it.

That was the only character that's never come back to life is Captain Marvel, the, uh, Marvell of Cree. And he died from cancer. All right. Well, Sleeze Merchant. Like, I squirt myself today to see if I still squeal. Peewee power move, compressed cum blast. The police officer... That is not a joke in a universe or whatever.

The police officer in Didi... house sliding in baby oil for all eternity he puts it on he's going through a hole there's like no he can't infinite he's like somebody stop me please he's like starving

malnourished at us boy getting on the ceiling on the floor under the table through stuff he's getting visibly thinner as time goes on and he's still slipping and slides he's going for a ride

what does that mean does that mean that Like the baby oil is imbued with inherent momentum. No, a little bit of momentum goes way too far. Yeah. And there's a bunch of inclines in the tops too for some reason. It's literally just, it's literally as if he's in space.

Yeah. And he's just been pushed. Yeah. Like he can't start going. Even if he hits a corner, he'll like slide up. It's worse. It's worse in space because space you don't speed up.

Right. He's just going really fast. Like someone doesn't go and stop him and he turned to dust. I got you off. All right. Supermassive Black Hole is the best muse song and P. Didy's future prison name. Sweeney is just...

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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I was fucking his assworth. When there's nowhere else to run. Is that them? Or is that, no, that's say the killers. Dead inside. Two massive black colors pretty good, though. It is good. Sweeney. It reminds me of, uh, um, Why do I guess probably it's it's in a it's in the twilight and which uh super mass black hole so oh when they're playing baseball yeah so it's in the it's in the baseball it's in the baseball which makes which made me like down down and by default I'm like ah is whatever I love that song yeah I was like whatever it just it the fact that it reminds me of that it's like but come on the fucking intro to hysteria that that bass? It's good.

It's good. And Ben and Benin. Sweeney is just Chris in his Osaru form. Fuck great A. Bejita, by the way. Ooh.

He's so difficult in that game, man. Such a hard fight. Rogue Juan. What? Rogue Juan. A race war's story.

Rogue Juan. That's good. I'm going to kill Vader. We need to get the Blends for the death star. We need to get the blend for the death store so we can. A-a-a-a-ho quick.

Oh, andle, mea. It's Luke, you're the only hole. Aperate, please. You're at the end when it's when it's been hit and like the waves company's like, Ais! Look, it's the best star. Look, me, me, come here.

That's crazy. I hate that. Ew. The Wiggles, Prognon is really great. The Wiggles. more like I want you to guess The niggles

Yes Of course It had to be What's crazy The wiggles were around When we were younger But not so much children But they got

They replaced like one of them With another The girl The black girl Oh it's really interesting then Yeah I'm not done talking It's gonna be more better

When I'm done It's not gonna be better To say what are you A fucking Snapplecap Who cares But they got a black girl That's exactly like The other black girl

Like it's a clone Oh they closed So there's like actually clothes And they put in a tube But they spat out Another one Like she turned a year And they killed her

They just brought another one that was a year younger. What if the wiggles were like a noble... What if the wiggles were like our equivalent of the specters? You know what I mean? We're like these... Why? Like, why not? Like, you get like the new wiggle, the newly appointed wiggle,

and they just have infinite jurisdiction, basically. Like, they can go anyway, they can go to China, not worry. They can go to North Korea, their above reproach. They're like the emperor from Warhammer, but they're the wiggles. Well, they're like... Well, they're spectres. I love when people do that. It's like, you already gave an example that somebody will just like,

and they'll just give another one. For Mass Effect. Oh, God, yeah, never mind. Okay. You thought I was like talking about ghosts? Yeah. That's crazy. That's so weird.

That's cool, man. What was I saying? Shabert. I'd be a reaper if I could use to me. I'd be a bad guy. Hey, I'm Marvin. I've infiltrated the ship. Or I guess Edie would be saying that.

Why would count? Captain Anderson saying that. I'm dumb. I'm black. I'm Captain Anderson. I hate this rule. I hate this rule. Why do black men only have nightmares?

The last one to have a dream... Oh, God. That was weak. Yeah, I've heard that one before. I'm needing... I'm needing that Eldridge dick. Call me H.P. Love shaft. Yeah, like...

It's good. You sent me... George Floyd one. that was pretty, do you remember? Is it Mr. Crabbs one? Yes. Yeah.

Oh, that was another thing in that video that she was like, Chris only changed his opinions after George, George Floyd. No, she didn't say that.

I'm not even joking. No, she didn't say that directly, but it, like, she said, the fact that it took George Floyd for people like Chris to change his mind

is crazy. I'm like, oh, what? That's wild. Did she, did she confuse you with somebody?

I think she's literally making shit up. I think it literally is like, it's actually like that Francesca thing, too, where she was like, I devs made a lot of videos about me. And I'm like, I don't think that's true.

I don't remember that. I feel like I would know about that. Maybe I'm wrong, but like, I feel like it's not. I have heard that some people, because even, like, like, I was listening to, oh, 8% battery. I was listening to, oh, 8% shit. We got five. I was into the ACMAN.

He said something about like, oh, you notice after George Floyd happened, there was a lot more, like, pandering happening. And I was like, I feel like there was more before that. Like, you're talking about it and like gaming and shit. Yeah, I kind of agree. I feel like there was more before. before that. I think it was like a lot more before.

Like for example, like you said, there was more forced stuff before that. But that's exactly what he was applying. But I was like, I think it was before that. So there's like a weird thing where people feel like something happened during George Floyd other than just a poor black man got murdered.

Yeah. Besides that, I don't really think anything fucking changed, which is sad actually. I remember one of my favorite tweets was about when Trump got shot in the ear or whatever. Yeah. And so he was like, maybe his ear was just overdosed on fentanyl or something

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20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. Vaughn of the dead Two face But one side is just gay That's It's so crazy No it's called half gay

Yeah Just the idea of like Half of your face being gay It's insane One side of you is gay So what does that mean though There's no visible different There's no visible difference

I guess it's what side of your your fucking suit is just all rainbowed out and one side of your suit is just really stylish it's just better looking and then the other side is just a little bit it's like fine but it's like generic you're not ironed out the straight side is generic but passable

and then the gay side is like on point but like your face is the same like it's not even like half just figure anything it's just like I'm gay face I'm gay face I'm gay they just like I'm gay you like only in that side of his

fucking all of it is crying. He only sucks rubbing out of it on her cheek. That is fucking crazy. He's just only on that side. I like to nibble on

pussy from the side. Just make sure and then if it goes like it goes a little bit on the other side. Ew. Ew. Ew.

Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. It's almost like a combined Siamese twin like in some way.

It's like that's a lot. I wonder if that's possible to have like a Siamese twin who's like one of them is gay. I mean, why not? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Not that I wonder if it's possible.

I wonder has it happened and how common is it? You got to make on, man, I got to kill the gay. I don't know what shot I'm killing. That's insane. I just feel like there's so little, there's not enough Cidami's twin to even attest that, right? Are they extinct? On the verge. I haven't heard of them in a long while.

It's been a while. I think the World Wildlife Foundation has been like, you know, trying to pretend. I just realized I used the word extinct for like just a person. But it is like a question. It's like, because I've noticed like, I don't know. I'd be an ex-man of getting that power.

You know, it's like, I kind of wonder that too about little people. Like are there new little people coming up? New little people. I think little people is a gene that's going to probably be a part of us. It's been a while since I haven't seen them. I mean,

it's kind of like a, you know, blackouts? It's been a while since I've noticed a blackout. What's that? What is that? What are you saying? Exactly.

Do you remember rolling? Do you know that was fake? the rolling blackouts. I heard that. They were done by the witcher car. It was fucking bullshit. That's why if you notice

they don't happen anymore. The rolling blackouts. Like all this area is out of energy all of a sudden it goes blackout. That's because of the energy company actually shutting up. It was energy. They were fucking with people.

It wasn't like. It wasn't like a thing that was happening because it was out of control. It was energy company. It was like on purpose. Yeah. I was in my sociology class learned about that. Yeah.

It's fucking crazy. Yo, Hugh dog. Oh, the military. The, The amount of villainy that's just allowed to happen. I can't believe Vince McMahon did that. The amount of villainy that has happened in America is like, like, like,

and the dumbest people on the planet allowing it to happen because they're the ones allowing it to fucking happen. It's insane. Like, that's why when people are like, oh, racism is not a big deal. You know what I saw. Like, open a book and just look at shit. Like, just look at these things that happen and you'll be like, bro, this is crazy. That doesn't really happen.

Did you see Jamie Kennedy come out in support of Trump? and what he was saying. No. And he made arguments that he's good because they're coming after him. Oh, he's not perfect, but he's going to fuck shit up in a good way. That's such a weird. And he's like, angle.

There's only one reason that you would, oh, three reasons to vote for a Democrat is if you're evil, if you don't know any better or what he was just, and I was just like, this is, I just, I think that was the thing that made me so upset earlier today. I was like, I don't want to live here anymore. I'm like, I can't, it's too much. Everybody's after, everybody's so uncharitable to Jared Fogle. There must be something great about him. It's really insane.

It's literally like four-year-old logic. That is on the same level. Well, people hate him, so he must not suck. It's like, maybe he just sucks. Maybe he does suck. It was like when, that's Ackham's Razor really. Archim's Razor is that, thank you.

He just sucks. Thank you. Oh, Epstein got killed because he's a great guy? Yeah, right? No. Like, it's because he fucking sucks. He sucks ass. Oh, people that are affiliated,

affiliated with gangs are more prone to getting fucking killed. I wonder why. It was like, oh, Trump's getting fact-checked so much. Why are they doing this? I don't know, maybe because he's fucking lying all the time. He's lying so much that you have to. I thought I'm going to fact-check.

Here's the thing about it, right? Here's the thing about it. The Democratic Party The Democratic Party is look, it's all sorts of corrupt. There's all sorts of lies going on. I don't trust them really at all. And yet somehow, I still trust them infinitely more than this person.

That's the point. That's the point. It's not about like them being perfect or greater like, oh, I love this. It's about the fact that they are, the bar is so low. Yeah. On the other end that it's like, this seems amazing in comparison. And it's not. What Democrat or a liberal person do you know like anyone?

And I mean this. That is like, I love the Democratic Party. Me. Me. Me. But like that I will never. But how many people have you seen on the right? Me.

Besides Chris Raygun. I love the Democrats. How much? They're zealots. Actually, literally. The fucking the memorabilia that they have. They're buying his stupid watches and his fucking sneakers and shit. Yeah, it's cult shit.

What fucking person on the left is doing that? Where's the Tim Waltz fucking air erfers? There's no, there's no Tim Walt's Air Force once. I might buy them. But I'm just saying, if there were Tim, like the Kamala or the Joe Biden fucking. Jordan's. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Trump has a pair Air Force ones?

He has, he doesn't have Urfers, no. He has, he has a, basically, what's essentially, what's essentially looks like blank Chinese Jordans. I would cop the fuck out of some jump from Trump fucking Air Force. That'd be crazy. You would not do that. High top ones that are gold with Trump. Yes, the fuck I would.

Yes, I would. I'm going to explode. And I'd be like, this is amazing. We got to move on. We got to move on because I am starving. All right. What the fuck were we on? One of the two-faced, but one side is gay.

It's amazing. I wouldn't buy them, but I would be like, those are kind of funny. I like those. It's funny to... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Two-face, but one side is just gay. Sweeney's right on most topics. Round-eyed Asian editing.

You've got a dick in me into Toy Story the way Chris edited Zach, let it go parody into Frozen. I cream and genie, perpetually irritated frenulum. What about Trump Tim's? Trump Tim's? No? No. I thought you guys would appeal to you.

guy specifically. He's the reason why I don't like New York anymore. Like literally. His nature has corrupted my home for me. That's so crazy. Mascual and I also just don't like New York City that much anymore, honestly. I get, but I get being embarrassed that like this nigga's from there. I get it. He can't do business there anymore, which is crazy.

That's crazy. That's so awesome. That's why I love that place. And there's people that still think this guy is good at business or he's a decent human being. That's the only place you can probably go to and very likely find no one that fucks with him. Bro, I'm so glad that you said, I've never really thought about the Occam's Razor thing.

Like, as far as every single thing where I'm like, guys, please. Like, if people keep trying to kill you, there's only two real things, right? Either either A, you have information on bad people that you got from hanging around bad people, which is not great. Yeah. Or you suck so much that people are willing to kill you. Yeah. Like, those are the only two options.

It's never like, he's so great. I'm going to kill him, I think. Yeah. It's like, it's very rarely that. And what's so wild? Because historically there have been some people that have been, you know, assassinated that were like Martin Luther King Jr. Something like that.

There's been some stuff like that. But let's think about Trump though. It's like, oh, he's going to fix everything. And I'm like, oh, the, the, the rich, powerful people are trying to kill the rich powerful person. Why? Why? Why would that?

How? No, but cognitive dissidents. Yeah. He's a populace. But he's also a fucking billionaire that fucking got $400 million from his dad. Cool. Yeah. Must be nice.

Cool. Anyway, if I had that, if I had that shit, if I had that money, damn. You would die. I would buy all the slim jims in the world. I would buy every stick of gum. Dude, slim jims, bro. If I had that kind of money, I would be like, I would just have a mass revealing up, like, a bunch of secrets. And then they would kill me.

And then you'd be. Look at the UFO. Look at the scivinda. I'm a friend with alien. I am a human alien hybrid now. A Shiba Inu is behind a computer and it's telling us all what to do and it's making the simulation

gay and trans. I watched this Shiba Inu in a headset behind a large computer and he was so scary. I love Shibu Inu. Thank you so much for telling us the truth. It's like that fake ending for Silent Hill

or whatever. You ever see that ending? No. Where it's the Shiba Inu behind the fucking, it's like a meme ending. It was like back when like games had that. It would be like, Halo Kombat Evolved had an ending like that too where like the brig explodes and then Sergeant Johnson hugs and elite and it gropes him. This is real. It's a real ending for Halo Coffin'Ball.

I know about the fucking the ape from Ape Escape and fucking Metal Gear Solid 3. Oh yeah, that's right. I forgot that. I forgot about that. What the fuck? It's like, I'm going to slaughter everybody. I remember that distinctly because that was at a time where like video game crossovers like that was a jarring thing to see. Like it wasn't normal. Like, oh, what is ape? What is an ape escape

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion, 1.20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is

always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit for the people.com for an office near you. In like the woods, the Russian woods. In Metal Gear Solid 3, Snake Eater. I didn't even know that. Yeah. I just remember seeing it in a magazine.

The demon thing, fucking what you call it? And Mass Effect. The fucking demon from Foxxieck. Oh, the Dragon Age stuff? Oh, yeah, yeah, in the Shadowbroker. There's a pride demon in the fucking, uh, um, uh, in the statue. That shit bothered me so much more than I was like, no.

I thought that was, I thought that was so cool. I love, how my brain works. Just an Easter egg. I can't have this. I love when games do that personally. Like, I love that shit. Yeah. Halo has a lot of like old marathons.

I love how what you call it. I'm in, um, in, uh, in, uh, Starfield fucking tinkles, uh, tinkles, fucking not tinkle. That guy's, um, that guy's, great-great-grandfathers in space now, the guy from Oblivion. Oh, the adoring fan? Yeah. Yeah, the adoring fan.

Yeah, it's cool. Right. I like Starfield a lot. Starfield is a very quest-driven game. It's not really as exploration-heavy, but, like, I think the quests are really fucking good in that game. I'm waiting for the game. It's more like Mass Effect, too, actually,

and I think about it. It's just, like, not really open in the same way that fall out in Skyrimar, but, like, as a quest line kind of thing, it's pretty good shit there. I'm going to get it eventually, and then I'm going to just. Wait for, like I say, they're definitely going to, They're definitely going to cut the price of that thing. I'm waiting for it to go down just a little bit more because I saw it around $30-something dollars, but I just a little less.

Yeah, just a little less. My problem is it falls into a lot of the problems I have with every best of game where the game just doesn't evolve the way I want it to. Whereas it turns into like, oh, you shoot a person a lot of times and you kill them. And it's like I'd rather just have the narrative I get from games like the, um, bioward games is what keeps me on it. It's kind of the same thing as well there too. But there's such really enthralling narratives that I'm like, I'd rather stay on this boat.

I think with Bethesda's more like the vibe is enthralling. Like I like being in that space. Like I like being in, even Fall Out 4, like I think has great vibes. And like it's like it's fun to be in that world. Skyrim is fun to be in that world. Did they do anything? Starfield, I think it's fun to be in that world. But I think I'm also like very like that's very tailored to me.

I'm like a very NASA, that kind of sci-fi guy. So it's like, oh, this is sick. Did they do anything to like to travel a little bit more? Like say while you're on the planets, why you're exploring. or is you just running still? They gave you like a Maco. Oh, they gave me a little thing? Yeah.

Right. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Cool. I mean, that's, to me, that was kind of absurdly didn't have something before. It is kind of crazy. All right.

Anyway. What was I saying? The masculine urge to dress like a cutie patootie. Paranthases, I'm a stocky six foot tall Mexican not blessed with a typical Mexican twink gene. It's so funny. Blessed with the short gene. Life really is all perspective. Yeah.

Yeah. It sure fucking is. Blair White, canonically banging Alex Jones. Audrey, too, but she drinks come instead of blood. Stupid. Having Gary from the server drawn and quartered stitched back together incorrectly and then drawn and corded again. Eat shit Jack Doherty, you fucking stupid cunt. Whoa.

Oh, I remember that. I forgot. I forgot to mention this. You know about this? Do you know who Jack Doherty is? He's that dumb kid that would have the security guard. Oh, yeah, the motherfucker got. Yeah, I heard about it.

He crashed his car. And he crashes McLaren and then like his friends like bleeding out and he's like record record It's like what a psycho Yeah, yeah That was one of those things I was like is this fake? Like is this like a bit? But it just seems to I don't know

It feels dystopian It's too on like I get it because he's so unlikable it feels like a bit because that's what he does right His whole his whole existence is pissing people off Yeah And so that I just feel like he's even in that horrible situation, he's just on point. He knows that, like, I need to make this as

as nauseous as possible. Yeah, 100%. Because he looked for a camera. 100%. Once he knew that he was safe, he was like, I am completely I'm going to turn this into content. And, uh, it's kind of epic in the way

that I guess really, don't way. What? What? No. I like this guy. On the drawing? This guy reminds me of like, you know those new conservative shows that are coming out? Like, oh, everything. Yeah, Mr. Bircham. Yeah, and the new norm. And he's like, oh, everything's woke now.

And then his black fucking best friend comes in. He's like, yeah, you're right. Yeah, you're right, man. You're right. I look with men, women, you know? I like when women. I haven't talked about that shit lately today. You're going to a barbershop argument?

What do you mean? What are you saying? You know when you go to the barbershop? You went to the barbershop? They're like, man, everybody? No, not today. Everyone gay and woke now. He was like, I don't got to call nobody.

Why don't want to call him? And I was like, can you, you can you boobs out if you want. And I was like, you know, they used to call us nigger, right? And then avenge somebody was like, yo, maybe we should stop calling him that. That's not respectful. Maybe, you know. What about the people that were like, oh, I don't, I don't want to call them not that. Well, my main thing is always say this.

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somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident. Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. I always say like, when people have this, like, fucking this thought, I'm one of my,

not closest friends, but somebody that I grew up with, that was in a bandwidth. I told him that on the fucking phone. I was like, dude, when have you in? your entire fucking 30-something years of life ran into anyone where they asked you to call you some weird shit and he's like be honest never I'm like exactly shut the fuck up and he actually conceded he's all you're right he's like I'm actually like thinking about

this shit I'm like yeah no shit like dude you're not gonna run in none of this shit I'm over it bro it's an over focus yeah people can be dumb if they want if they just fucking make sure they be dumb and they're going to go into dangerous fields yeah death the work drank the world's fast as Maori

Harold and the purple drank instead of the purple crayon because he's addicted to drugs get it because he's an addict Chief, what are you doing, sir? Chief, you might tell me what you're doing on that ship, sir, restoring peace to Israel. The Covenant of Invaded, send a billion dollars to Israel now. I love those, have you seen those memes going around? No.

It's just people being, it's just. What would the American government do in real life? Yeah, it would just be like, oh my God, a meteor's arriving. And it's just like, fuck, send a billion dollars to Israel right now. And it's like all these like quick little schedules. That's great. It's good stuff. And accurate.

Yeah, very much so. The flood has broken out. Send everything we have to Israel. Man, being an Israeli must be so dope. It must suck to be an Israeli who understands. You know what I mean? Yeah. It was being like,

fuck, man. Like, imagine if Puerto Rico was doing this, you know, they could never. But like,

imagine. Don't worry, man. It's all, the government was giving all of its money just to bad bunny. Just to bad bunny.

Bad bunny is the Netanyahu of Puerto Rico? Yeah, yeah, yeah. All I'm saying right now is that this is gonna, this is gonna all a bit back.

It would probably be J-Lo, realistically. No, I'd be bad bunny. Everybody. No, what I mean is like she's literally a criminal.

That's true. She brought a gun for Petey to kill somebody. And no one talked about. I remember him about that when I was younger and I was like, oh, that's crazy. And now people are like, did you know Jaylo was actually sketching? I'm just, I'm just Jenny with a Glock. With a Glock. And I'm going to send it to a person.

Yeah. Yeah. That's her podcast, Cadez. That's how. All right. Kingston looks like the kind of guy to soak a Digimon card and come and swipe. He says, Swip it in his ass like a credit card. Big meaty stinks

That's great You know how much cum you need to soak something in To soak something you need a lot of cubs Soking something in cum is an egregious affair A vat of cumming Someone's room like bubbling About a week of edging I think we'll take care of that

About a week If you edged for a week You should probably You really shouldn't be alive I'm sorry I was right to say that You shouldn't be edging for a week You shouldn't be edging in general It's bananas

But edging But like what I can get behind people doing whatever you need to do. B, A, N, A, N, A, yeah. But edging for a week, staying up for a week and you're just like... Imagine when it's time to bust and you slip and hit your head and you didn't even get to experience, like, the payoff. Like, you're like, you're like, boom. And then once you wake up, it just comes everywhere, you waited for a week so you can experience that fucking money shot and you miss it.

Missing your own orgasm is hilarious. That's insane. You're like, oh, you're getting ready. You're like, here we go. Here we go. You're up. Bam. Damn.

And you wake up in this dried and harder to clean. You're like, ah! That's like fucking Tom's for me. You do it again. You don't get the toll. You don't get the height right, but you get the fluctuation of the lawyer. He gets it nearly perfect. It's like it's like Zach's Trump impression.

You know what I mean? Where it's like you know that it's Zach doing it, but that's like a perfect. You and Ben are the best at that shit. It's almost there. I just, practicing. I can't do it.

It makes you so bad how good you are. That's good. I think that I've probably because I've been infatuated that since I was like a little kid. You have to give up something. You have to give up something to be able to. Like you have to like there's like a alchemist like

I have to give up a piece of myself. If I do that scream, I die. I know if I do that one time it's like all right well. That's what it is. Very well. And then I get the loomous claw on my body. sacrificed my height and my extremely large penis.

So now I'm like I'm 5, 6 and I have just a slightly above average penis. We trade one villain for another. My penis looks like a pig's tail. And then it boings. Boing. So you don't even thrust.

All right. You don't thrust. Big me any stints. You may have invaded my mind and my body, but there's one thing as he'll always keeps his baby. Andy, the man whose handies are now 8-tier, but not as dandy. The Drink Cup official music video. Every day in my sheets, you hear gluck, gluck, gluck,

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The yoker. The yoker, too. We're going to write a joke. Yes. We should write a Joker 2. That's literally, I was like that's my, that was the, yeah. Let's absolutely write a Joker 2. 100%.

Love it. Did you guys see Joker 2? I saw it. I didn't see it. I want to see it though. I went and saw it on a whim because I was like, I have to know what people are fucking talking about. Me too. I want to see it.

Damn. I think I'm just going to watch one of those camcorder ones. Yeah. Just steal it. Yeah. Because I've been, I've actually been convinced by the myriad, the way, even people I respect. I was like, God damn. I have not seen one person say people are exaggerating.

You hear like this shit sucks and I'm like damn. Yeah, it's a... I couldn't imagine it being good from the, from the beginning. I was like, how is this going to be great? Um, woman. Just go, go, go. Go, go. Look at the fuck out of here.

Slip not, uh, the N word and I. Is that wrong? The N word and I. Am I wrong? I mean, I do, I want to, I'm going to look at everything pre-women. I just want to add a woman. Is it better? I could, well, because like, I want a rope in a gaga's nose.

I mean, I feel like, I feel like, I'm going to, I feel like, I'm going to, I feel like, I feel like, that's I respect her too much. Really? What I would like, what I would do with sexually would just make her so much worse than she is, you know, like just go, go be a good singer. Slip not the N-WR-N-Wr-N-Eye, that's an awfully hot comp. N-Word and I, is that what that says? Right now with Ram Trucks Declaration of Deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees,

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I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. The N-Word and I.

And I. The devil and I is the real song now. The N-word and I. That's an awfully hot cummy shot. Should I take it in my face? Face, definitely. Definitely. That's great.

There's like, sometimes we get a ride into where it's like it sets something up and then ignores what it sets up. And I love that. That's good. That's great. Kevin Durr definitely.

Real comedy is now not being comedic, which is we've gotten so fucking broken on comedy. It's ignoring the joke. It's kind of funny. You like my little narrative here? No, love will prevail. The idea of this guy being in any kind of authoritative position over this feller and assuming that this guy could do whatever that is.

And him having this perspective. I'm really happy with this. I feel like, I'm going to be honest, I think this, even with the snark tank, that needs to be a shirt. This is art. This is, I'm happy with it. I want to rock this. So people walking down the street, people think, what the fuck is this?

I'm going to take a picture of this. And I'm going to, I'm going to trace it exactly as is onto an iPad. And then that's just going to be a shirt. Happy Halloween. You got a setting I wanted. I didn't realize how much people look at shirts because like whenever I'm wearing something interesting, people always come. Like, even this, they're like, oh shit, Rusev. I love wrestling, whatever.

Yeah, yeah. So don't look at this. What's your shirt from? What is that? I don't worry about it. Don't fucking worry about it. I don't have time. He's walk off.

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It's a cum processing unit. Yeah. Ew. Yeah. Ew. So I'm gonna tell him, hey, bitch, I'm gonna sperm in your, in your CPU. I'm gonna sperm in your fucking process of you. How you like that? I like it when you talk dirty.

I'm gonna sperm upon these. Oh, man. I'm trying to sperm like a worm with germs. With germs. That's so fucking putrid. The sperm, worm with germs while I have a perm. Are you concerned? Earn.

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I almost bought an easy bake oven recently. What? Yeah. Because I was just like, hey nobody owns that shit anymore nobody owns it of it I should own it nobody owns it

it enough hey landlord get this fucking oven out of my apartment I don't need it anymore just put the in that big ass face the peniters like surrounded my grimy dirty fucking unwa like obviously a portion of the apartment that hasn't been

truly cleaned in fucking years decades probably so it's just like oh yeah I got my easy big oven I don't need it you bend over under the floor to put a fucking like a piece of chicken in there that has to cook for three days. That shit is fucking, that's three days

time this is going to be lukewarm. It's just rubbery and whitish pink. It's fucking wet and sopping and gross. You can just taste the salmonella all over it. It's wet, sopping and dry somehow.

Yeah. The good old wet dry. Good old wet dry. I love to the wet dry. That's my favorite. Get chicken on a wet dry Wet dry, I get fucked Like a wet dry I guess wet dry is real

Like if you ever had like You know Pussy? Yeah I mean you put that shit in You got wet pussy I love you a spoon full of a wet sand You got wet pussy You got dry dick

And then you got that wet dry period Before your dick's wet all the way The way The way he's wet all the way It's wet all the way Yeah so you have that period Where it's like a little You have slipperiness, but then it's a little dry, and you're like, ow.

Oh, ooh, ow. Oh, oh, oh. I'm a dry guy. What I do is, like, get chalk. I get some chalk. I get some chalk. My hands out. Chalking your dick before sex.

This dude is mad. Three, get three solid Jewish. I'm the Joker. I'm choking my peeff. Dude, Joker does like dry pussy for sure. Absolutely. He chocks his dick up. Joker knocks women up before he fucks them

just because he puts he dry. Yeah. That's crazy. He waits when they wake up. The entire thing of baby powder. This is a fit to be fun. That's actually what's on his face. It's all,

it's baby powder. It's not even makeup. This is the arm and hammer, whatever the fuck it is. What is it called? What is the, I can't remember what the fucking baby powder. Is it Juergens?

I don't remember. Jorgans. You're right. You're right. You're right. Yeah. I don't know if it's like, maybe this is just me.

And maybe it is just like literally associated with like calmer times. The smell of baby powder is kind of awesome. Like I like the smell of baby powder like a lot. It soothes me because of the world was soothed. But it's also like half asbestos. So like I don't know if it's like safe. Yeah, I think it's like actually like really toxic for you. I think it's just cornstarch in it?

No, not anymore. It's asbestos now. Oh. You used to be corn starts and they shipped to do asbestos. Oh, actually. What are you going to do all that spends with the deal? With the peel back of regulations that have happened. Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't, yeah

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He's so gross. My tooth looks like the fucking Alien Romulus basketball player. No, I don't know that one. He looks like a greacher, man. There's like a basketball player that they cast it as like a really tall alien creature. It was like that kind of like, you know Doug Jones? Oh, oh, oh. It's kind of like that.

He's like, he's just naturally like strange looking. Okay. They're like, you look fucking gross and weird and scary. Would you like to be a scary thing? To be a fucking gross, disgusting alien? You're like Andre the Giant, but like if the Giant was, if the Giant part was just like tall. So literally giant. No, no, no, no.

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