The Snark Tank - #269: Why Did Joker 2 Bomb?

Episode Date: October 18, 2024

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Did you say you killed a fly With a penny With a penny I threw a penny And I was like That was amazing Those are those once in a lifetime Things that happened

That you're just like damn Like this one I kicked I remember kicking a bee into a kid's throat once. Outside of karate. And I'm like, I'm never going to do that again. That's crazy. It's amazing.

I'm at that moment. I definitely, like, saw my friend throw a rock out of a squirrel and he didn't kill it out of a tree. Yeah. Because they always move. So you ruined it.

I see, like, I was like vermin, uh, you know, and well, I wouldn't say that's vermin, but like pests.

Yeah. Mosquitoes. Bees are cute, but they're still bees. And then all of a sudden, the cute little adorable fuzzy squirrels, oh, it's niggard of a rock of a squirrel.

No, That was amazing. That was so funny. No, it wasn't amazing. I just couldn't believe you didn't move. What squirrels are hideous looking? Some of the squirrels, don't look gross. Some squirrels are like really cute, like fluffy. No, they don't.

But then there are other squirrels that look like they are not. They're like ugly like. Pull up. Pull up an ugly squirrel. That's not maimed and shit. Because that's basically what they're going to show you some. Because some squirrels have like a very like hard look to them. They look they're made of stone almost.

What the hell are you talking about? A fucking like one of those like, I think he's like probably talking about some D&B shit. No, it's genuinely not. I've seen like ugly. ass squirrel. I've seen like really cute squirrels. I'm like, um. You know that squirrel that fucking bites you in D&D and you kick it. That one, that piece of shit. That squirrel was a cute squirrel. It wasn't doing anything. It was just a squirrel. That squirrel bit the fuck out of me, man. It bit you. It didn't bite me, but I was a ranger. Yeah, I don't remember what I don't remember.

I don't remember if I antagonized it. Right. I don't remember. But I didn't, one time it did it and I kicked the fuck out of. Of course. You had to. Yeah, you got to kick the squirrel. Yeah. Yeah. It kicked it hit the wall. I laughed. Hard. I don't think, I don't think, I don't think, I I'm kind of struggling to imagine a, like, a particularly frightening-looking squirrel. Or, like, one that I would consider being, like, gross. You know what I mean? They're usually pretty inoffensive. They got the, they got the cutest squirrels out here on this one.

These look like, they're just adorable. These are the cutest squirrels ever. I fucking... Fuck, man. I've seen ugly squirrel. Unless it was a fucking monster and I thought it was a squirrel. Well, you probably invented this in your mind, just like you do with so many other things. No, I've seen ugly, like, gross squirrels.

I don't want to... You've also seen the Last of Us movie trailer four years before. I saw it and it was fake. I saw it was fake, but I did see it. So you lied. Then where is it? No, it was fake. I saw a fake one. Then where is it? But you believed it. Where's the trailer? I have to look for fake last of us.

It ain't there. It ain't there. Dang podcast. Shut up, shut up. Shut up. Exactly. Welcome to the Star Tank podcast. Shut up you. Welcome to the Star Tank podcast. That's, that's Derek. That's B. Go over to Patreon.com slash the Star Tank. If you want to pop on over there, ask us some questions over in the comment section. We read them on the show.

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Stuff will be out and then some other stuff, an unofficial drop. Yeah, unofficial, yeah, like unofficial. Like we got to, you know, we, it's very on brand for us. We got to just get moving, you know what I mean? Yeah. There's one that I like, I'm pretty stoked about. There's like a hoodie that's like based on kaiju kind of monster movies that I think looks pretty dope. I got to do an art piece for the merch.

Huh? I got to do like a personal art piece. I got like draw something for the merch. No, you can't draw anything. But I think it will make it funnier. No. I'll try really hard, though. I'll try.

Like I'll actually like put my nose to the ground and try to draw it and then I'll cry afterwards because it'll be so bad. You know. I might have it. I might have to unlock it, you know. You're, how old are you? Older than I. Too old to unlock anything.

That's not true. Yeah. You're not, you're not, what do you think you're Brian Cranston? You're going to like, oh, I'm 40.

I'm going to blossom. I will say, no. It is possible for other people. Other people, not you. Not you. Yeah.

Your skill set and start. You're never going to learn anything else ever again. You're done. You're fucking, you're delusional. You're crazy. I don't think I don't think I'm going to be able to draw But I might be able to draw better than I think I can

I think you would have figured that out already I don't draw man I can probably count Well then you can't then you can't go ahead Here it is no this is not a big enough it's not a big enough What the fuck does that mean for me? What does that mean a bad craftsman Blazers his tools? Yeah what is this ain't a bigger palette A bigger palette first of all it's not called a palette what are you saying pallet He means canvas he means canvas yeah that's what I mean

You don't even know You don't even know like the metaphors. I need a bigger. I need a bigger sheet of paper. Anyway, this merch over there. Go over and grab it snarkank. Dot shop.

Some fun stuff. Also, like a lot of the old stuff is still there. I think we're going to, we should probably start cycling some of that stuff out. So we can have like, what are you doing? We need to let the room.

Yeah. Oh, he's finally doing it. Oh, he's trying. Here we go. Sweetie's drawn. He's drawing a potato wedge. Is that a letter? It's a potato wedge.

It's something. I don't know. I don't know where to start. Buffalo Wild Wings, potato wedges. My brain is so fucking cacophonous. I don't know where to aim my drawing. Do you have even an idea?

No, it's this noise. Well, that's crazy. It's a storm in there. Think of something and then start there. Just start with a shape and make the shape into something.

That's how it works. I don't think about, I don't think about what I'm going to draw before I draw it. You probably have an idea you're going to draw a person, right? Yeah, I mean, generally for the sake of like, yeah.

Like at least have that thought. Like, are you going to draw an animal? I just do shapes. I do shapes and I go from there. You're like Fisher Price, dude. I'm really bad at drawing. I'm really, really bad at drawing. Like, you got to get it.

You and Joe both like just, I'm convinced you're just pretending to be as bad at drawing as you are. I'm just not good at it. No, but how can you not be? I feel like personally, like, I don't know, maybe this is like a crazy thing. But like I feel like if you can write, if you can write,

if you could be like these words, this shape means this, letter and make it into a coherent sentence, you have the capability to draw. No. Yes, you do. No. I think so. I think you just refuse to. No. It's about translation, Chris. Exactly. Translation. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. That's so. That's translation. No, it's about, like anyone can't imagine things and conceptualize things. What happened is that you have to get it from here. No, no, no, no. You understand. That's the medium. It's like someone knowing like, oh, I know how to, I know what a cat is, but I don't speak the same language as someone.

someone else so I can't converse that I need what a cat is. Are you under the assumption that you need to perfectly capture? Like are you like, because that's not what I'm saying. I'm not saying that you, everybody knows everybody can draw to the point where they can like, you know, do fucking amazing art.

But they can do better than what I've seen you and Joe do. Oh, probably. Joe draws the same box man forever. He got better at it though. He got better at it though. He did increase his ability to do. No, he got worse. No,

his early boxmen are pristine in comparison. All right. Let's give you direction. draw clown yeah draw yeah clown draw draw you draw can you can you draw yourself do you'd be able to draw yourself

no that's that's hard that's hard for anyone to do that's crazy because I feel like that's hard for that's like reserved for like true artists you think so yeah I 100% think so I think you're I think you're not giving yourself enough credit maybe I guess I don't know well people have insulted me

before they say like you're very easy to draw parenthesis derogatory you look you you don't have a very unique self but you know like but you're not like that's not an insult you know like you look like most people like a lot of people look like you just need a chin nose glasses

and then people that's what they think right they're like oh I got you yeah yeah that's why like there are so many there's so many like people that have there's so many images of people that things have been sent your wife Exactly. The way, this looks like you.

You're like, not really. There's straight up fan art of, there's straight up fan art of other YouTubers that I have just taken. That looks like that looks about, like if somebody was trying to draw me, that would be kind of what they would draw. Although I have seen some people do it really,

really well where it's like, oh, there are people who are like really good. Yeah. But if you were just doodling, me, you could, yeah, what are you doing? He's going to draw clown? What are you going to do?

It's kind of like an art. We got to get a, you know what you got to do? I got to figure out how to get a camera overhead. of the table for like slot number three. So that way, like, we could see what, what Sweeney's doing here. I guess we could just another stand and put it just really, you know, pill it really tall and then just lean it down. Can you hook up a webcam to this?

Probably. Oh, you can. No, because there's a lot. No, I, it's kind of doubling as a webcam, these cameras. Yeah, yeah. I just mean from the USB, but I forgot I have an Elgado cam. Oh, the little face. That sucks.

I'm not done yet. You're not even trying. I don't know how to do it. What are you going to draw? I'm drawing. I'm starting with a face and I'm just going to customize it. I'm going to fill it out. You're going to more dimension.

All right. Well, while you're filling it out. He gave you direction. While you're feeling it. I understand. I'm just not. We don't have the time. But it's also probably a fear of being able to drawing things as well.

Because I don't know how to draw things well. So my brain's like, I'll just do something simple. Yeah. I definitely. Because I got made fun of really bad by teacher when I drew someone when I was younger. I was like, well, I'm out of this bitch. What the hell? What teacher would do that?

What do you mean? An asshole teacher in a braw that has a way to many students. What did he say? It made front of my tree. I was, I drew a little tree and they were like, they were like, this is a fucking dumb ass lollipop.

This is not a real tree. And I was like, he said it's a dumb ass lollipop. No, he said this is a lollipop tree. Like, it's not a real tree. And I'm in front of class like,

I don't, I'm trying. You were in front of the class and you're just like, this is a lollipop. This is not a tree. There's a dumb lollipop tree. And I was like, bro, it scarred him. That's crazy.

I swear I'm afraid to draw. That's, that's, you have the lamest traumas. You do. My mom. My mom. All right. That's a pretty substantial trauma. Yeah.

I don't even call that trauma. I'm kind of, I'm lying. That's not really trauma. It's weak. I know the bitch. That's fucking crazy. I didn't know the bitch.

Anyway, do we want, anyway, what's going on in the, in the, uh, oh, do we want to mention the intro contest? Because it might be, it might be at play already. Like, by the time people hear, You might have already heard. If everything is gone according to plan, the intro was a winner. We kind of,

I would say there's an, I'm going to say there's an official winner and there's a runner up. Yeah, there's, yeah. I don't have your name, sir or ma'am, madame, or whatever you are, whatever you want to call yourself. No, it's sir, ma'am. We have Sir ma'am. So Sir ma'am.

Yeah, yeah, it's just one or the other. He's drawing upset. It's going pretty well, I think I thought that was like the stay puff. It's close. It's kind of like a stay puff with the, with the Kingston haircut. But any,

so yeah, there is the Tunei one. We have one that also had another Tsunami vibe, but the official Tsunami one, I think, yeah,

it's pretty nice, but I agree. I think what we might do is might interchange them every once in a while. Yeah, kind of just, you know, fuck around with them,

but yeah, and we already do that with our existing intro anyway. Yeah. I kind of just slap a few things. Sometimes I'll put the short one if I'm just kind of like, yeah, let's get right into this kind of a thing, but whatever. There was for a while, I kept going shorter and shorter. That was just bored. I like the one that was like, there was one episode where it was like, hey, look, and it just starts. I like that it's kind of like, I was going to go shorter than that in the next one. But I was like, that's awesome. I just, I should have stuck with it.

That's kind of a great idea. Yeah. But yeah, there's two that we really like it. They're the Tsunami-based ones. We'll probably like to flip around with them. And yeah. Yeah. So you'll probably hear it by the time this episode.

It'll be at the beginning of this episode, presumably. Right. So congrats with those people. I'm going to end, the other people, we appreciate it that, you know, the people that got in. You guys are, you guys are hot. Yeah, it was super cool. Yeah. And they were all really good.

We're going to reach out to the people that the two, the two winners, the one in the one and the two. And let me give you something nice. Let me do something. We're going to, I'll send an email and then we'll coordinate and shit like that. Yeah. So yeah, congrats. Appreciate it, guys. It was fun.

Sorry, it took so long. But again, it's on brand for what we do. Yeah. This podcast has, you know, you know, you know, I don't need to say anything. Yeah, yeah. So that's that. You saw, you wanted, you wanted me to write this. onto the list.

So I assume you have something to say about it. You saw Joker. Oh, yeah, I saw Folly Adieu. I did too. I went to, I went to the theater and saw it. I went to the theater and saw it. I got one of those fucking,

you know, Indian, you know, somebody, some, hey, is he killing himself? Or is that a scar?

A little scar. Oh, it's a scarf. I thought that was like, um, a noose with a, and you just forgot to write the lines on the rope. Yeah.

But you see, you see, it's, that looks better. You know what I mean? That looks like at least a thing. Yeah, that's not like a person. That's not that bad.

Like, you could do that and then improve if you wanted to. If I could focus my ideas and then I could probably draw some draft decent. Actually, I think, but this is the first time I've tried to draw something ever in like, maybe like probably 15 years. You're confronting your trauma.

Finally. Never. Never that. Fuck that. Draw a tree. What was that teacher's name, social security number, address and family?

They were, they were Mr. Moldell. I remember it was Mr. Moldell. It was, Oh, like from Models, like the clothing store? The sporting store, I think.

You remember that? Of course I remember that. That's why I used to get my fucking, my sweatpants and my new sneakers from every school year. I got my gym clothes from. Not anymore. No, obviously not. I mean, like, gym, gym, school. School gym.

I was like, what? They don't exist. Do they still exist? I don't think so. Anyway, yes, Joker, Folly ado. Me and Derek saw it. Kingston did not. He's not.

culture enough. I have no want to see it. He's not culture enough. I like Joker so much for what it was. I don't need another one. Yeah, that's kind of how I felt going into it where I was just like, I don't know why. So here's how I felt about it initially. I was like, okay, if they're going to do another Joker movie, first of all, I didn't want one because I thought like, no one did. I thought the idea of like the first one was really cool. The thing that I liked about it was literally the fact that it was a standalone movie. That was like refreshing. It was like, oh, they're doing like these like smaller like character pieces. Cool. I don't want to see that guy do Batman or like fight Batman. Are you kidding? It's so lame.

Yeah, there's no way. I didn't even think I was going to like, even, yeah. Amazing. Very, very, uh, elegant. So agents who are realtors do more than open doors. They analyze market trends, interest rates, comps. They can tell you about flood zones, mixed use zones, and decode acronyms like HOA, APR, MLS.

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Anyway, I didn't want another one, but I did think, I did think, we're going to cut away from him. No. I did think that if they were going to do another Joker movie, they would have to do something like really weird and crazy. And for me, the idea was like, oh, they're doing like a musical with Lady Gaga as like Harley Gaga as like Harley Kmoon.

I was like, that's actually like so insane that it like, okay, that could actually work. I like musicals. I'm like maybe one gene away from being gay, honestly. Like I think,

like I really like musicals. I like show tunes. I like that stuff. I'm gay is what I'm trying to say. But I hate musicals. I'm so. gate code and pretty much everything else but I just don't like musicals but you like you're fond of

Disney that those two things I'm a paddoles I so I like Disney movies for not so much to music Is this guy this guy this guy let me let me let me know it's great about Tarzan let me no no no Tarzan No no no Tarzan's music particular is really good I think uh I would say Mulana I like a lot but then like they're all really good

That's like the point yeah But the other ones like Some of them I just have no, I don't give a fuck about You don't like hellfire from fucking Hunchback of Notre Dame? You don't like fucking, it's, I don't really have a lot of catches to that movie. Come fire. It was just, I saw, I heard

gypsies in it and I was like, I don't want to watch this. Have you seen that movie? She's bad though. The gypsy or the, the money girl's bad. She's bad as far as fuck, dog, she's bad. Esmereld is the reason that I have problems now. He was willing to risk it all.

He hated, he hated her so much and his dick loved her so much that he was going through turmoil. If you, if you, if you pay attention to see the, the song is so good. The Hellfire song is so good. If you mute it,

you'll pay attention to the actual scene. Dude is hard as a rock the entire time. He's in love with that. In his robe, it's like just fucking. Judd it. If you turn to music,

as you turn to music, then it gets more visible. He's like that. It's dripping and shit. He's just like, it's sticky. It's fucking biting his lip and shit. He's just like,

oh, I didn't. I didn't. I don't know, man. Like I don't really like musicals that much. You are fucking insane. Disney movies are definitely something I consider different, but like going to like watch like that fucking. No, you've been,

you've been tricked. I feel like Disney did a good job in some of marketing that they're not musical. Disney is different from my mindset. I think of music. I think of like late Miss. It's different for stupid. Les Miss isn't a musical.

It's an opera. That's actually why I hated Lay Miss. That's actually. I remember going to Les Misney. Musicals stop, right? And then like opera as they just continue singing the whole time. So yeah, I guess I'm more of a musical.

Mostly, yeah. That's what a musical. Like, generally, like, an opera is singing the whole time. And a musical is, like, it's a, it's a normal movie with, like, certain, like, surrealist kind of moments that kind of play out, like, okay, well, this is like a song that explains, like, how a character's feeling or, like, a situation that's happening that really couldn't be conveyed in, like, a normal scene without it being long or, like, you know, really quick. Okay. There's a lot of good shit. Yeah. I like them a lot.

I think they're like just, there's just something like really catchy about a lot of them. I think they're really, they're really good at writing. You know what I think he's on. He's on. I think you're on the wave of because I'm in a similar wavelength where I'm not a huge fan of musicals unless they're fucking fire.

Yeah. And I feel like a lot of musicals just don't cut it for me personally. But Disney are so good. Like their, their musicals are so good. That's what they do. It's kind of the bar for a lot of people. Would you consider,

Would you consider Wicked a musical? Wicked's absolutely a musical. Is it not? I guess. I don't know. I actually don't know anything. My perspective of musicals and operas were copied askewed. I think that was the thing.

To be fair, I don't know anything about Wicked, but like my assumption is that it's a play on Broadway. I would imagine that it's a musical. Right? They sing and then it's, yeah, it's songs interjected into the scenes of the movie.

It's like in the heights. I mean, it's like, I feel like, well, I feel like there's nothing confusing about it. It's a movie and then there are number.

It's basically Bollywood. It's like, yeah. I love Bollywood movies. I think they're fucking hilarious. Well, they are, they're hilarious because I think you probably think they're hilarious because you think the movies, the music is hilarious. That's probably would dig, right? No, the music's good. I think it's like, I think this the, I don't understand this guy at all.

He's confusing. I think they're hilarious. He's confused. No, no, I think they're hilarious because of how like high octane they are. Like, when there's action scenes. You're senile. No. In Bollywood movies, the action scenes are so fucking when there's action things. When it's not like

when it's such really like a love based movie it's obviously like music and singing but like when it's action based scenes they're so preposterous that I'm like this is so fucking fun to watch. They're amazing. They're amazing. Your line of thought is insane. I don't understand it at all. How is it insane? Because like you're like hey, Bollywood musicals are dope.

I don't really like musicals though. I'm admitting I'm admitting I'm wrong. I'm admitting I'm wrong to being like oh my perspective of musicals was incorrect. I was thinking more on the lines of opera. So you understand that you're a fan of musicals. Yeah. Yeah. But you guys,

I don't know, you guys think I'm way more of a Disney fan than I am. And it's, like, I do like Disney. I'm not ashamed to acknowledge my enjoyment of some Disney things. Like,

I really like Star Wars affiliate of Disney. I like Marvel, which is now Disney. My love for Marvel is not exactly for the Disney era. How often do you go to Disney? I've been to Disney like two years. Two years. Shuff the Sherwin-Williams,

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You haven't been to Disney in two years? No, not since, not since 2022. All right. Fair enough, I guess. Yeah, because they had to like... I haven't been to Disney in 20 years. You're not dating a girl who loves Disney. I wouldn't.

And if I did, I'd be like, listen, we're not doing... We're doing this maybe once every 15 years. Yeah, I'm like, why would I... It's so expensive. That's my point. That's my point. I think it's so expensive. And then the whole thing is like, what are you actually going for?

Because even if it is for the rides, for example, how many rides can you go on in a day? Not many. You can do a lot. If you go all day. But as if you go on all-do on all-day day day. No, what is a lot in your interpretation? You can do pretty much every ride there if you go one day. I feel like I'd rather go to like a six-flats or something.

But you'd be there all day. That's like you'd be there all day. Bro. Derek, I've done it. Do you have some like, do you guys go on like these specific days that like, because see normal people have like weekends off and shit usually?

So they get to go. I've never. The park is packed and you have to wait in fucking hour for one ride. And to say you can go on. every ride for being like bro. There's way more rides than there is time. You would have to be there all day. That's the thing. It's not like you go. There's more rides than there are times. Like I go like if I'm going to see like if I'm going like little just do like a whole big day thing right. So what is the whole day? We're getting there at like nine right and we're leaving at like 12. Literally like I'm

not kidding when I say where they're all there for like 15 hours. Yeah and it's terrible. Yeah. I hate it. And I imagine if you guys recount back, maybe you hit like 10 rides. I would say on. I would imagine you maybe hit like 10 rides. So California Ventra has like what? Maybe like, Oh, that's,

and there's two parks. Jesus Christ. I'm not doing both. I don't do everything in both. I don't do everything in both. That's the system. That is not a fun way to exist. Right.

I'm not even saying doing that, but I was just saying like I was just counting that one park. It's already hard enough to do. Dude, we try. Let me put it this way. We won a contest where Disneyland was open. for four hours at the, what do you call it? The middle of the night.

And we got to just have the park to ourselves. It was insane. And we tried to ride every ride with no lines. We didn't get it. We ran. We ran trying to get on every single ride. I was like, there's too much shit to do. And we didn't even have any fucking, so I'm like perplexed.

I don't know. I feel like maybe you guys are, you're probably not telling the truth that you're probably with a wheelchair. She's pretending. You know, she's got the fast track. We get the fast pass thing for sure. We get the, the thing that gives you like a parameter time.

You guys say, oh, there's an emergency and shit. You go to the fun, just get on the fucking mind. Well, the fast pass is a pretty important bit of context. Yeah, if you do that. But it's the idea of that like you,

it's times. It's not like, oh, you skip to the front of the line. Like at X amount of time you schedule and you go there at this time the ride it. Well, okay. I saw that works now. Yeah, they change that. What the fuck?

Really? You have appointments for rides? Well, yeah. So you can do things X amount of time and then you go because before I would be people That is fascinating

Because there's people Like doing the same fast pass ride over and over and over and over again I remember going there at the freaking the Jersey Six Flags And I did El Toro like nine times Because no one could take me I was like I'm just gonna go back in line again

You know I look at Maybe that is a good That might be a good system But I'm To me that kills the entire The wonder and exploration of a thing Where it's like

Oh we got to be at space on that fucking 1130. Like that sounds so gay. It becomes a doctor's appointment. It's scheduling it. I mean, I don't know. I'm so gay to me.

I like Disney. I think it's a fun thing, place to go every once in a while. I think particularly during the holiday seasons, Halloween town the time it's fun. Christmas time, it's fun. Here's the thing.

Just because Jojo hasn't been. They're fun, but I wouldn't tell somebody to go up because even for me. Tell Lily to give me tickets, please. The point is, Lily, give me some tickets,

please. The point is I appreciate a good musical, right? Yeah, that's what we're talking about. That's what you're trying. I would appreciate it. And I think the idea of like a musical about the Joker with Lady Gaga's Harley Quinn

and the whole like shared delusion thing, I think that's dope. I think you could make that really great. I think the literal opposite, but I think, I think, I just admit, we just had a whole conversation about how that's not true.

No, no, no. I think the musical aspect of that idea is dumb. I think musicals are fine. Because I think the Joker is a fucking dumb-ass character. So you think musicals are dumb and then the Joker's a dumb character. No, no, no, no, no. Musicals are fine as a thing, right?

But I think a musical with the Joker and Harley Quinn sound stupid because the Joker is just fucking stupid. You. That is where my argument comes from. Are not a creative person. He's just such a, like his character makes the same, it's the same problem with Batman as well. these characters in the world they existent is stupid someone would kill them they would just die the cops would blow joker's head off

the cops somebody some random criminal would shim you came about it's so lame logic no not late well no the thing is this right for Batman in particular right for Batman in particular any superhero okay a lot of them have powers that give them ridiculous pot devices and I'm aware of that you it's really hard to put logic in these things. But Batman is meant to be the grounded one.

No, he's not. No, he isn't. Air quotes. He's the human. He's the human. Nolan, Nolan Batman was supposed to be the grounded movie. That's really the only one. The character of Batman is supposed to be the human. Human ingenuity. He's able to overcome because of his humanness. But then he

goes and he knows every marg-this motherfucker is a 25 road that knows every martial arts. He has money out all it. It's like this is ridiculous. Well, see, look it. I feel like that was never the intention and someone just made that. It became that eventually. It wasn't that initially. It wasn't initially. It feels like it feels like a zeitist to me where it's like people just kind of lashed onto

this idea that it never was supposed to be. Because if he was supposed to be humanized, he wouldn't be rich as shit. He's supposed to be a human, not human eyes. He's a lot of so many. It's just like, it's the same thing being like, oh, you know, Spider-Man's an average everyday person. Then it's like you got bitten by a radioactive thing. He has this thing that makes him inhuman anymore. He is now. He is now something. I agree with the idea that Spider-Man isn't. Spider-Man is a superhuman, right?

He's a super person. It is something that it is something that there has been, everybody, no matter what it is, they've been bestowed with something that makes it out of a regular person's reach. Superman does alien. Batman's a god, effectively. Everybody's a bot device. Everybody seems to go in to understand that.

But like, let's back up, though. Let's back up. Why in particular do you think Joker wouldn't work as a musical? You're saying Joker's a super character, but I'm like, first of all, that has nothing to do. anything. Think about who the who he is, who the joke, what he's done, the shit that you've seen him do in

in cinema already, in fucking, in comics. It doesn't, it doesn't sound interesting. I think it sounds the idea of like a musical about Joker, about, like him cutting out scenes to sing doesn't sound interesting. Because I think what made genuinely crazy. I think that's like, what made Arthur Flex so interesting.

We got to stop talking over each other, by the way. It's a miserable listening experience. But go on. What made Arthur? if like enjoyable was his like his insanity his his like his sad demeanor and like how fucked up the world around him was and I was like oh this is cool I like the idea of this it is very like so much so humanizing to a character that I felt like always was more of an entity than a person but then then making a second movie I was into it was like okay I really don't care because

we already did we already been there done this this character can just go off into the sunset as a good piece, but then making it a musical from the jump, I was like this doesn't feel like this character, this version of the character needs a musical. Okay, so that's not what you said. There's a character needs a musical. Why do you make an argument and then

you like flesh it out later after you've made the main point to the point where like it no longer applies to the first thing you said? I don't think it doesn't apply. Because you said a musical about the Joker is dumb and then I said, what makes it dumb? And then you're like, well, this Joker.

That's a different conversation. Okay, so more or less my statement is the Joker. Because that actually makes more sense. Because what I'm saying is the Joker in the sense to the Joker, the movie Joker. Like the movie The Joker. That's what a context was. Did you start with that? I should have contexted that as well.

You know, but I got to say. I still disagree, but I understand that better. I still don't think this character is like this is, what is he is the musical? I think Mark Hamill, you know what I mean? Like I feel like a Mark Hamel in like a musical situation. Like a Mark Hamble Joker and a music makes perfect sense. So he's already like a surreal kind of over-the-top character. It could be zane in a way that.

perfect sense. That people find interesting. I still would never find interesting personally. I also just don't like the Joker very much. Oh, see, that's, yeah, from your perspective, because you have this weird dichotomy of that you like musicals, but you don't like musicals. So I think that's like kind of weird. I, because I like to me, I would say this that, say as a fan of a musical, I'm like, I'm down for this if it's good. That's basically what it, but the one thing that I find that is interesting. That's what matters the most if it's good or not. Honestly, that's the, that's the biggest deciding fact. But like, but at the same time, you weren't. interested in just when you heard it was a musical you were immediately uninterested you were in you were uninterested I was more interested immediately since there was a sequel that was my interest came from it not musical musical was like I don't really I still don't like I'm still not hooked on it but the moment I heard there was a sequel I was like you weren't

you weren't gonna see I was like right no no no if I got random reviews I have to see you know I'm not gonna be like oh this do you think you would if the musical that what it is now if I got rave reviews do you would you would I give a check okay I well why would I not like I'm see I want to say it said it Because the point of you saying that this Joker specifically, I feel like when it was announced as a musical, I thought a lot of people thought this was kind of a logical way for it to go

because of how much music was involved in that first movie. And how theatrical it helped you. Yeah, he literally like dances constantly. Yeah. It was very like. I do think the tone of it would be like the type of character that Arthur Fleck in that movie is would be difficult to translate to a musical, but I do think, like, that's correct.

Like, the vibe of, like, just the fact that he dances all the time, and he's like, it was very musical, the production itself was. I don't know. I feel like, even just the stage when he's on it.

It could be 100%. Yeah, I think it seemed like it could have translated pretty well. But now we get to the movie. Yeah. And where was it? Well, did they have, as a musical nature of the movie in general?

Dude, I would argue that it's not even really a musical. I would argue that there's really, there's like one, there's one, there's one scene. where it's like kind of a musical number where they're actually singing a song and they're actually like doing the heightened reality

like kind of surreal kind of like involving other people in and it's kind of like a delusion in the mind and it's kind of cool and then they just never do it again or before and it's just a lot of the musical sequences in this movie are them kind of they're just sort of sitting there

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You know what I mean? Yeah. Like it seems like they're in their trailer rehearsing for the actual musical bit. And then the actual musical bit never happens. It feels like that first 10 seconds before a song in a musical starts where they speak the words and then they never actually do the thing. It's starting to get going and it never gets there. It just never does it. It edges you the whole time basically.

You're like, when's the fucking musical happening? And it sucks because, dude, so Lady Gaga put out like a record. It's literally called like Harley Quinn. I think it's all the songs from the movie where she sings all of them. And it's great. It's so good. And I remember being like, oh, I'm excited to hear this in the movie. Not once.

Not a single one of those songs on that entire album is in the movie. Really? Except for That's Life, which she sings at the end credits. none. Not that. Well, and if they are in the movie, it's like,

again, not that version where it's like clean and gray. Right. Right. And like bombastic. It's just like kind of I don't even know how to describe it.

They just like completely fuck the premise entirely. A spoiler. There's going to be a spoiler. How does it end? What happens at the end of the movie? Okay. So, well,

can we like, let's not jump all the way there immediately. Because I just want to know what happens. I don't give a fuck. I don't tell you. I know you don't give a fuck. we're talking about the movie. We just not like slice.

We'll get there eventually. We'll, if anybody's curious, we'll, you know, we'll do like a sufficient spoiler warning or whatever. Yeah,

because I imagine I was talking about some people going to be like, I have to see this. In the same way, that's literally the only reason I want to see it. Yeah, I was like, I have to see what the fuck people are talking.

I'm being bombarded with reviews saying this shit's a fucking disaster. And I'm like, could it really be this bad? Yeah. From watching it, I have a little bit of a different take that I feel like,

I feel like, I feel like this movie was a little bit too meta to enjoy. I agree. I think that, because it's a movie about the first movie, kind of. Yeah. Is it just making fun of the first movie and how ridiculous it was? Well, look, no, here's the thing.

Here's what I think, I think, so this is what I kind of feel like. This is just from me watching it. I don't know how I didn't watch any of the reviews. I have no idea why people don't like it per se because I wanted to go into it dry. And so from my observation, I feel like, it no it didn't appeal to anyone other than there's probably a small group of people who are like kind of have this um nihilistic point of view of stuff and they're like oh this is funny i like what they did because what it seems like okay the musical if if if you like musicals

you didn't like this fucking movie because this was a shit musical if you like the original for you know if you're one of those weirdos that thought the joker was cool or you'd identify you didn't like this fucking movie. If you just wanted to see a solid fucking movie, well, the good scenes are interrupted by these shit fucking singing things. So it's just like you can't. No one can really enjoy it. Because there were times, so I was playing a video game while I was watching it.

And then there was times where I'm enthralled in the scene. Like the fucking the little guy. Oh yeah. That's the best movie. That's the best scene in the movie. Amazing scene. I'm fucking like really, really into it. And then like, as an example,

after that or even before that, right before there was actually one of the only numbers in their musical numbers. He's dancing and then he's, ah, the shit. But like there is, I'm being, I'm really paying attention. And then it'll just cut to some bullshit, some lackluster shit song or something where I'm like, this isn't even good. I was, you had my attention. And so I'm like, it's not like fucking, you know, like you're watching Greece or something where you're kind of like, shut the fuck up and sing already. Because that's where you're here for. And to me, it was the opposite where I'm like, this is a good scene.

They're setting this up really well. The dialogue's good. I like Lady Gaga's acting there. Hey, you have a visitor. Yeah, she's good. You have a visitor. She's fucking, she's doing her thing. He's exposing her for like being a fucking liar and stuff.

And then all of a sudden, in the most shittiest tone, why do birds suddenly appear? And I was like, oh, this sucks. Yeah, it's like. And what sucks about that is like, and you have to understand. Like, I walked into this movie after listening to the album. right yeah that song on the album's great it's it's it's it's like they it's almost like every song on the album they took like the first take in the in the in the in the trailer and put it in the movie now i'm just like what's going on that so the same like the nihilist that in probably only

only small few people i feel like the meta part of it is and i feel like this is bad execution it's supposed to be shitty. It's supposed to be shitty because the Joker would have a shitty musical if you understand what I'm saying. I think that verse of him would have a shitty music. The Joker is such a fucking loser

and even like in his crazy worldview like we're kind of seeing what it we're seeing it we're watching how a Joker thing would play out in his head it's probably grandiose and awesome. If she was singing it would probably sound fucking beautiful but like

this is like reality like flat gross yeah like and I feel like I feel like it's kind of met in a way that there's years removed some people are gonna be like oh this was actually kind of brilliant I think it's interest I'll say this about it yeah I was interested the entire time because it was like the only it was the only movie that I've seen recently where I'm like I have no fucking clue where this is going like a lot of movies are like really yeah predictable and you can get like okay I can see you know even even the movies that I like you know like alien Romulus, like I loved it. I had a great time in that theater, but like I knew, you know, I, I got it. Like, I understood where we were going. Yeah. Be for Bia or no. That's an alien movie. You know what's going to happen. Yeah. And that's, there's comfort in that and that's cool. And I think you could still execute that well. But like, we had, we were going to, we were going to, we were going to? Um, but like, this one was like, I had, we were going to, we were going to. What is, what is the point of? This is, I was genuinely interested the entire time. But I was also. just trying to figure it out.

Yeah. Which, so I don't, so I feel one of, I feel two, two ways about it where like, I didn't really have that. I don't think it's a movie that I would want to see again multiple times or anything. No. I think, the more I think about it, the more I think it failed that it's main premise. But the more I kind of like how weird it was. You know what it reminds you? It's not better in the first movie.

Oh, not at all. No, that's. It's more interesting. That's a proper movie, the first one. Right. This one... With a script. This one feels like...

And I'm not saying it's a one-to-one. It's just reminiscent to me of how we felt or how we feel about Spider-Man 3. Sam Rini Spider-Man 3 where... That's a good point. Yeah. Because I feel like that's what's going to happen because as I'm paying attention to it, I'm like, I think people are going to realize later why this is fucked. And it's just unfortunately, the director can't hold people.

hand to explain how you're supposed to enjoy it. That's kind of the, you don't do that as a director. You don't do that as an artist. Right, right. You're a bad artist if you're doing that. It's like explaining the joke. Right. You're like, what the fuck are you doing?

So I feel like it's impossible. Well, there's even that scene in the movie where he goes like you wouldn't get it or whatever and it's like lame. Like at the end of the first movie that was like the stinger. Uh-huh. Where he's like, yeah, you wouldn't get it. You wouldn't get the joke. Which is cool.

Like, I like that ending. The ending, I will say, is terrible. The ending, Yeah, go ahead. Spoiler. The ending I think genuinely sucks. Do you want to know how it is? That's all I care about. Go ahead.

You get shot. You get by bust sound like that. I mean, it's not that different. Wait, what? I'm close. You're not real. Okay, so here's what happens. Spoiler alert for the, for the end of Joker 2.

Yeah, I'll put a, I'll put a Joker icon for why you're in the... Put a gif of a dance, like a really shitty clip art giff of a dancing clown over the entire time that we're talking about. Okay. The, um, so he, there, it, the whole movie centers around the trial of the Joker, basically. Yeah. And during the trial, like, people outside blow the wall up. I don't know. Whatever.

But he runs to the stairs and he meets the lady Gaga. He's like, oh, and at some point he admits, um, on, on the stand that, like, there is no Joker. I'm kind of like, you know, I'm, I'm lame and dumb and gay. and he basically says in those words in those words exactly and then Lady Gaga lose his interest and then he you know

he gets broken out of the out of the courthouse he goes to the stairs he meets up with her he's like oh we can we can run away together and she's like well you just admitted

that it's gone so we got no fantasy left like there's nothing I was in for the fantasy and like you fucked it up I think it's actually super interesting but where's the joker baby

where's the joker baby because that's so real by the way like that's the thing that's what bothers me about parts of this movie because I'm like that's a dope idea

The idea that's like Yeah Harley's only interested at him Because of this persona And like the idea that it's like Not real It's like I don't give a fuck Right

Because that's how I'm not gonna generalize But Whatever You're a damaged man bro You're a damage man bro Whatever whatever I think that's a dope idea

But then like he just kind of goes back to prison They take him back to prison And then like He gets called into some He's like oh you got a visitor And then he gets lured into a hallway And some other guy goes, hey, can I tell you a joke? And he basically like, it goes on, I don't remember what the joke is because the punch on is you get what you deserve.

And he shanks him a bunch of times. And he just dies on the floor. But then in the background, that guy who shanks him is like out of focus. And he's like sitting like on a bench and he's like cutting. He's cutting the smile into his face. And then it ends. Yeah. And it's like.

You hear that under his breath. Yeah, he goes like, I'm he turns to the cameras. I'm Heath Ledger. I never actually die. I'm Heath Ledger. I never actually die. I'm actually not Bro, do you imagine if he

This whole time he was faking his death And he comes back for that That's so terrible No, no no no Move would be amazing That would be amazing That would actually make it extend Because I want such a hard ovation

I would like turn it to like 10 feet tall Like steady I would grow extra arms I would I turn into fucking what's his name Man Spider No Doppel Ganger

No dude Dude from Motor Combat That extra arm Go I turn it to Goro And then I'd spawn another me I'd be fucking terrified to be turned in a goro Like I was like about sitting there and you turned in a goro Just a clapboard

My fingers cleat Yeah so And then I'm gonna die I'm gonna die in two hours I can feel it But yeah so that's how it ends basically Yeah So he dies and then the guy behind him like cuts the smile In his face and it's like I guess the implication is that

If there is any If there is a real joker this is like the model, right? This is not V1. Right. This is like this guy's fucking lame, actually. I'm going to go do the real thing, I guess. Which is like...

You kind of put it into, like, oh, yeah, this guy couldn't do all the crazy shit that the Joker baby really did. So he steals the moniker. He essentially becomes a legacy character that a fucking new guy. Don't tell people that. They'll fucking snap. That's funny. Somebody would snap.

So he dies and he's like he's a loser Yeah, I don't know Do you think the black drug would have as much success as a white joker? Yeah, because you wouldn't be able to tell he's black. No, what if he just had like a, what if he had like a black versus fetotype? Yeah, I mean like I can tell me he would have died. I can tell he's a black man by his features unless he's like, like Jesse Williams or something. How of he's Kingston?

I look like a black person. Well, yeah, because you're black. Yeah, but if he straight your hair, do you think? If you straighten your hair? it would be kind of hard. You painted your face. You'd be kind of hard to tell, actually. I have the, I have the bias.

So, like, I can't. I've only known him as a black man. Yeah. But he's always complaining about his white nose. So, like, it always gets me thinking. I never said I have a white person. I have a pointy nose.

You have a pointy nose. I don't have a white person's nose, though. I don't have a black nose. You're going to sit here and pretend of me like you've never joked about you have a white nose. I never said it's a white person. I said it's a pointy fucking nose that doesn't fit my face. I said it's not a black person knows exactly.

So what is it? I don't know. There's other things in black. It's got to be a white person. It's not black. I'm a fraud. I don't have, I don't have black nose.

I'm a black guy. Like this. This one's really broad. Yeah, you want to, you have a fucking created character. He's just, he's mostly knows.

What does that? How does that strike you? Do you love it? I think it's funny. He got stabbed. I want to laugh my ass off at that part. It was kind of funny, to be honest.

I don't know, man. I just, I just think, What sucks too is that everybody does a good job in the movie Like all the actors do a great job Yeah And like the sets are good

And then it's just like the music sucks What hurts the most It really is a Spider-Man 3 kind of situation What hurts the most is better Oh yeah Oh yeah What hurts the most about this Is that this is going to affect

The knowledge of the first one That's the problem I guess I don't know Where like I kind of don't think it does to be honest I think it just by nature It doesn't be a sequel

You know unfortunately don't It's still gonna be a good movie No matter It's going to have its merits. Yeah. But if you make a series of things, if you make a sequel to something, you make a first book, right? Book one's fantastic.

Book two, very good, but book three sucks. That tonnishes a bit of the perspective. It's like, oh, the way it ends. Because think of Game of Thrones. I know what you're saying. Game of Thrones. Yeah. The first five seasons are fantastic.

The last three seasons are bad. May I stop you? Yeah. The only reason I disagree with this is because nobody wanted the sequel in the first place. Yeah. So it kind of doesn't matter. I think that'll do some lifting for it not to be as bad. I think the first movie is still fantastic.

It has not done anything. I feel like if people yearned for a sequel and then it was this. We're sensible. That's why we'll say that. We're sensible. Oh, yeah. But the second one's so bad. Nobody wanted it though.

I feel like that's why it's even doing so poorly. Yeah. Nobody cared to seriously. I didn't care until I was promised a musical and I was like, oh, sick. And then it just wasn't. So I'm like, okay, cool. Dude, it sucks how good that album is. Yeah.

Like it's so, it's all these old, and it's, to be fair, it is show tunes. Like, so it's like, I don't know, your mileage may vary. I love that shit. That's her bag. Let's think about how, I love it. Let's think how bad this musical was. There is no, there was no fucking earworm to me. Right.

But there are earworms on the album. That's what's so annoying. That is weird. Like, they obviously do like, and a lot of the songs that they sing like shitty in the movie are on the album. But it's just like, dude, just do the number that I heard. Like, do it. Imagine? Imagine if the Tarzan soundtrack came out

And it was like Phil Collins And it's banging But like in the movie It's an actual caveman Trying to sing You know, it's like One family Like that's kind of what it's like

Honestly It's like listening That's how jarring the movie was to me It was like it was as if I was gaslit into thinking Phil Collins would be in this movie And he just wasn't They wasted

Lady God in the movie I want to know Can you show me Kachunga Winga Wingo We go Oh yeah it's pretty And then they leave it in

It's like oh yeah That's pretty good Yeah I think all they used that It's pretty good You see that Was it oblivion That one MPC

That where they left in That fucking take Where she's like Let me do it again Let me do that again It's so amazing I love that stuff It's so amazing

Look I yeah I like old I like old Like when when video games were like they made a lot of money but they didn't like make bank, you know? Like when they were just like, we'll make enough to make another game and live relatively comfortably.

Right. That was a good time. It was. Even SkyR, Skyrim is so quaint by today's standards because like, there's like what, like five actors in that game for like all the people. There's genuinely no more than 10 for real. Like for real. Like I genuinely think the voice cast is like maybe six people.

It's like the long list. Yeah. You know. It's three women. three men. One Swedish guy that did 100 characters. I think there are, for the MPCs, there are genuinely like 10 people. And then for the characters, there are people.

But like, for the M. Yeah. Probably 7, 8, like, for real. Yeah, no more than 10. There's no more than 10 voice actors in Skyron. Well, I forgot. I forgot what that guy's name is. Maybe for the DLC, they got one other person.

The Ventus Serentino. No, there was the... Fuck, what's the... Shit. The R. Oh, Rick. He's,

all three storm cloaks. He's, he's, he's Bailey in Mass Effect, the captain Bailey. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then he's, he's, um, Salt High and Bostar Galactica. I forgot his name. Whatever, he's old as shit. Yeah.

He's like, uh, General Tolus? I think he's, the Imperial, the other guy. It's that guy. I forgot his name,

but I recognized him immediately. I was like, oh, there's a, somebody different. I was there's a, there's a, somebody actually recognize.

Did you start with the Storm Clocks or the Imperials? Everybody did Storm Cloaks first, I imagine. Of course. I don't remember what I did. I don't think I gave a shit. I was like, look, with all due respect, like, even back then, when I was like really enthralled with Skyrim, I still kind of didn't really care about fantasy stories. I cared more about just like, let me just let me, the second I got out of that cave or

whatever, I was like, I'm off doing some other shit. Like, I could give a fuck what's going on with this Civil War. Fuck you. I had it in the mind of like I generally try to role play in some way a character that is me where it's just like

oh I'm about to be executed and now I'm free I'm not involving myself with any of the people I just communicated with Are you kidding me? Like I can't trust any of these people I'm leaving

I'm gonna go into the woods and fucking kill bears until I'm fucking super strong and then kill everybody I remember that scene But I think I did I did Imperial first I think

The Civil Wars happening And you like walk up on fucking I think it's white run and how a fucking fight is happening and I feel like I feel like a visual like top down look at that would be so crazy because there's these people fighting with like swords road like trashly then this one guy comes in and shout someone skin off their body fucking teleports away like this sending Cassie fireballs putting ruins down that people are already

inside of so if they twitch at all they blow up and I was like man you guys are getting molested by me yeah if you're like on one of the side say if you if you sided with the storm clothes, if you're like the imperial, like, you'd be like, if you're imperial, you'd be like,

I'm gonna go. I'm gonna, yeah. Like, you see what that guy's doing? It's unreasonable. It's not, it has an arrow in his head and he's fine. That's kind of the problem with those games.

It's like you, you are so strong that it really doesn't make sense that anyone would oppose you. Right. Like, that's every, that's every game, late game.

Yeah, it's funny. Yeah, I know. Yeah. You steal something and then the guards will continuously fight you. And you're like, dude,

I killed 100. of your homies. Why are you still fighting me? I literally screamed your son off of a mountain. Then shing. I long for the confidence of like a Skyrim NPC. Right. Like I long for that confidence to be like,

it's the dragon born. Get him. What the hell are you going to do? Charles? I'm fighting you in the middle of the fight. I'm fighting you in the middle of the fight. bow at the sudden I shoot it and it turns to sort of night time

bloody night time? I never did that. I saw it on the... You never did it. I knew that it was a thing that you could do but it looked so cool. That shit is so dangerous because you do it and then there are gargoyos and werewolves and shit running around in broad daylight and it's really bad. He's just walking through a trap and then you see like some guy, you see a bounty hunter

coming to attack you and then a werewolf attacked him and you're like, whoa. And then you do the time shot so you can run faster away. Hell yeah, dude. Skyrim is so special, man. Even as we're talking about it, like, I want to play it. Every time. Every time.

Like, I know I won't because there's so much to play right now. But, like, I always like. Every time. It's, there's some. Every time it's mentioned, I'm like, fuck, that feeling. It's a good feeling. I overplayed that game. I didn't, I don't have anything left to do really.

It's the most hours I've ever sunk into a game, actually. Well, that wasn't like some passive bullshit, but like, yeah, yeah. This, like, actively playing something. This is probably the closest life had to, like, probably a thousand hours. close to a thousand hours I'm oh easily yeah undoubted I'm definitely like 500 hours between all the versions of it that I got right and played right absolutely

I want to play it again but also I just can't I just I don't know man I just don't there's just other I could I just there's just there's other stuff if I was simple like my friend I envy him where he buys like a game a year and he just sinks hours and hours into that game I bought like three in the last two weeks yeah I bought just for work I'm trying

yeah yeah you have one last one I have about 300 hours in Silent Hill, too. What? No. I was like, that's insane. Did that game just come out? He just weren't turning it off. I was like,

can you imagine? Well, first of all, can you imagine spending hundreds of hours in Silent Hill too? No, that's why I was like. So boring eventually. I believe you and I shouldn't have. I don't know why I was like, what? I had the game kind of spoiled for me,

unfortunately. I actually missed out on it growing up. And I had it recently kind of like, oh, damn. I didn't play when I was young. I didn't play when I came. out. It's really good.

Resident Evil guy. I was totally a Resident Evil guy. Yeah, I mean, that's fair. Resident Evil is definitely more action-oriented. Even Resident Evil 2 remake and like Resident Evil 2 in general, like those, even the older Resident Evil games are like a lot more action heavy. But I don't know two is really good.

It's, um, but it's more heady. It's like more like anxiety. It's more anxious than it is like scary. It's like tension, I guess. Right. Which is cool. I haven't really like played. It's been a while since I played a horror game like that.

I don't play games that scare me because I'm a fucking bitch. Yeah, you're a pussy coward. I'm a coward. You're telling no lies. I'm like, coward. I'm afraid. I don't want to be a... Absolutely. I remember the last time something in a game genuinely scared me.

Like, even, like, I can get jumps because that's not fair. But like... That's easy because that's easy. It's more of a startled. Yeah. If you put a bunny on a screen really quickly, I'll be like, whoa, that's a bunny where that comes from. I think I genuinely jumped when the dad in Resident Evil 7 just busted out of the wall. Because you weren't expecting it because he never.

showed that like he was that oh he remember and then he just boosh you're like what the fuck the last time that I remember getting genuinely scared from a video game was I think it was it was it was the most recent Resident Evil

not the remake Oh with the baby Yeah you were there With the baby Oh that thing is gross That thing because the thing That makes that effective It's like the piano

in Super Mario 64 Where it's just like The rest of Resident Evil Village is so not scary You know, it's, it's creepy, I guess. But, like, it's not really, like, it's not really scary to move through that Lady Demetresk's mansion. It's not really that scary.

I was just going to wait a whole time with the air. Yeah, I was, I'm like, I was breaking up the whole time. It's not really scary. I'm just like very morning. This is course circling like in fucking zombies. Yeah. Even her, like, her, what is it, her daughters or whatever, her sisters or whatever? Yeah, yeah.

Like, I'm just like, I love this place. Yeah. So, um, I want to live here. Yeah, why would I mind being here? I don't care if it probably stinks. It's probably corpses everywhere. It's probably fucking horrible. Yeah. And like the swamp is kind of cool.

Like, the werewolves aren't really that scary. And then like the factory is like what it. The factory is more annoying than anything. And so like the rest of that game is more of like, it's more of like an adventure game to me. And then you get to that fucking house. And it's just immediately disturbing.

Like immediately. Like weapons get taken away. You're fucking putting a bunch of. fucking hallways. It's scary. Like it is authentically, I got so into it and it really did. Like not since

like, like I think before that so that was like, what was Resident Evil Village? That was 2019? 20, 2021, I think. Really? I don't remember. It was during the pandemic. It was during height of pandemic.

No, yeah, you're right because I remember the apartment that we were in. Yeah, so 2021, 2020. The last time I was scared before that was literally, like by a video game probably was like 2007. I remember. It was the demo for Bioshock. The demo for Bioshock scared the shit out of me because I was like a kid.

You know what game actually scared me? And then like the beginning is genuinely horrifying. PT scared me. PT? Yeah. I never actually played. Like I sat in rooms with people as they played it, but I never actually like played me.

I don't get scared very often because I just, apathetic as fuck. But like, it's like, I was like, oh, this is kind of creepy. Yeah. Then I went to bed.

I started getting scared. I didn't let my brain continue to frighten me. I was like, I'm just going to go to sleep. Like getting scared by video games happens to me so rarely that I like I remember them vividly like when it happens. Like I remember it was Bioshock. It was the beginning when like the fucking splicer guts that guy and then you're in the elevator with like nothing. And then it gets dark and it's like she's screaming and like scraping holes in it.

And it's just like, mm. And then the door and then it gets quiet and then the door opens. And I'm like, nah, bro. I don't want it. It's so funny how immediately that became that game becomes like not scary. You gain power. Yeah. You immediately gain the ability to fight back.

That's why it's not scary anymore. Right, right, right. But that start, I remember playing it up to that point and being like, I shut the demo off and I was like, I'll play this when I'm a grown up. I remember I had that. I had that thought. And I think I played it like two or three years later. It's like in Resident Evil 7 when you lose your weapons at the end. When you're putting against all those fucking trees and your gun is gone and you just have to look for a gun.

And I'm like, I hate that. I had a gun. I was on evil playing field. I like it in. horror game. It's meant to do. It's meant to set you back. Yeah. Like horror games like it benefits from that but like I hate it when it happens in like an action game like when it happens in like Gosu Shishima or something. And you're like all your stuff's gone and it's like, don't do this to me. I'm not scared. I'm just annoyed now. It's it. Yeah. That's all it is. Yeah.

annoying. Anyway. annoying is. It's like a BG through when you get arrested and they put you in a fucking den without your fucking whole your fucking shit. But like I have magic you idiot. I'm a god. I can I literally just teleported out Of the thing and I was like Yeah that's yeah that is a that's a problem sometimes Yeah Put my stuff back on and kill the fuck out of the guards

Anyway Why would you be a guard in that universe Why would you be a guard in these worlds People have these fucking wild powers It's probably the only you can get It has to be that It's the only thing you can get There's only like one store in every city

So I mean there's not really much retail Yeah Brian Brian pretty much has a stronghold on general goods Have you ever have a map? Have you ever a mess? imagined, because the transition between like village to like full on civilization is not really that explored, really. What do you mean by that? And what I mean by that is like, can you imagine like city to village?

No, no, what I mean is like in in like an old timey game. Can you imagine like what would be like a like a Walmart equivalent of like a village? Like and was that, has anyone in that point in history? time ever had like the gumption to be like I think we can do more yeah you know what I mean like what was the first this market there's like markets no no but what I mean is like what was the first spiritual Walmart like the big the first like I mean build a fucking there probably there's historically there is something that is probably well documented yeah that some families that became a monopoly or something because it's probably is literally the Walton family I would

be yeah what happened is there was like there was ventry like just stands and they were like oh this person owns this whole entire plot of area. This is effectively we're going to make a, we're going to turn it under something. Yeah. Yeah. A bunch of markets, people are selling different things. And then a person that was making a lot of money selling one specific thing, realize if I sell more of that person's stuff cheaper, eventually they'll run, he'll run out of

business. And now I have this. And so they just consolidate. They're like, I'll hire you to do this at my thing for less. For way less. You get paid way less because you're not an owner. Either you're not going to eat or you're going to get paid way less. So evil, man. It's so evil.

Yeah. Capitalism is fucking evil, dude. It is. Anyway, want to get other questions? Yeah. Yeah. All right. We've got some questions from over at our Patreon.com slash the Star Tank. Remember you can ask us questions. Add free access. Early access to every episode, exclusive shows, all that stuff. My Left Nut wrote in on Patreon like you can.

he says well help no actually we'll go into this question this is going to be the second one there's one that actually I don't normally do this but like I just saw this and it makes it's it's contextually funny can shirt man take numbers away from can't count past three man roated holy shit that'd be a fucking that's too much to get into it'd be reality warping that's too much to get into right now but he says

super brief question for famous Disney adult Sweeney let's hear it says do you like any of the Disney licensed cartoons from recent years such as the Owl House or Amphibia. I highly recommend both for Swin specifically. They're amazing. I haven't watched any of them. I don't really watch animated shows. I don't like particularly like Vox Machina or like, I don't know.

Or like Castlevania. I haven't had a chance to enjoy like I haven't really enjoyed something that is like a not air quotes particularly an adult animation in a while. Yeah, like a cartoon. Like yeah. It's it's, it's, I remember one over the garden wall. That show was funny as fuck That I liked a lot That was like I think that was for kids

But it was like a kind of like a fall kind of It was on car tenure Tinged Yeah there's like There's scenes in that show that like are exactly like I'm the highway man Like it's They got good shit in there

But like that's like the last thing that I saw that was kid oriented that I thought was like On my alley I'm just we're not And I was like I'm kind of in that demographic We're not looking for that stuff No shade to them I mean like I'm I've constantly been surprised

Of how good so many things are that are for young people I'm like oh this is actually way better Adventure time is way better than it has any right to be in general I think Gunball's mad funny I'm hilarious I mean that show has some I haven't actually seen like a full episode of that show but there's clips that I It's like it's like SpongeBob I imagine right Yeah where it's just like I'll see a clip from it I'm like that's that's funny

That's good like whatever this is Lily loves Gumball but she's also a little younger so she had a chance to see it a little bit Yeah Yeah So she had a chance to like she when was Gumbo She's 18 now right She's 10 years older than that She's 10?

She's 10 years older than 18. Jesus Christ. You can go back and look at Kingston's quote. He did say, quote, she's like 10. She's like 10 years older than that. But that's a different sentence. Yeah, that's what I was saying. And I cut off only part of it.

In my timeline, there was nothing after 10. That's crazy. That's your timeline. I'm happy. I hope you have that one. That's like what that's like your, Hit the Gaze video. Yeah.

Out of context. Totally. I love being out of context. Yeah. Who needs context? Makes you, so you've been with Lily for seven,

eight years? Eight. Eight. So you started dating what she was two? That's so ridiculous. I can't even get mad at you saying that. I'm just like, what do you mean?

You went up to this fucking mom while she was holding her two-year-old. You're like, hey, she's single. Oh, want to go steady? That is so crazy. You want to go steady? Did you see that video, by the way, of the guy?

What happened? This is kind of dark and a little bit dye. I don't know if the guy's okay or not. But there's a guy. I feel so bad because it is tragic because the dude's like mentally, like he's clearly like a little bit. He's severely autistic. But he was on a video where his guy's on a train in a Harry Potter robe and golden sneakers.

Oh, no. And he's, he's rapping along. two epic rap battles of history and he's doing it and this other guy's like you gotta stop that he's on a train doing it loud yeah

and then like he pulls a knife on him and then he goes and he goes like you're not gonna stab me man and then he walks away and then it cut hard cuts to him just on the train bleeding alive like someone call it ambulance someone called ambulance please

and it's so I'm not to laugh I wasn't gonna laugh at first look it's Oh, man. Look, as a situation that's really scary. I'm so sorry for that person. That's really sad, right?

It's, it's, because the dude's clearly autistic. It's so psychotic to, like, attack somebody like that. Yeah. Especially for just for being annoying. At the same time, though, getting stabbed because you wrapped along to epic rap battles of history is, like, that's a funny scenario. Yeah. This is what I'm talking about. This is probably.

On paper, on paper, like, as a scene, that could be funny. This is what I'm saying about like holistically, again, this is probably one of the silliest stabbing's. Like, he's in a Harry Potter robe with golden sneakers rapping to epic rap battles of history. And that irritates this guy so much that he stabs it. Like the finting. Like the funniest lynching is probably pretty fucking funny.

Well, it's the elephant. It's the elephant, no question. Yeah, that is, I think so. That's a hanging, right? Well, then the things are the difference between those two things. I think a lynching is like, isn't like, it's like a public? I thought it was more of like a mob rule. Yeah.

Like a celebration. Yeah. Celebration. Like, oh, look, it's the fall festival and the town. Gathering like a function, you know. Everybody got a little potluck. And one guy is dangling, but he's not dying, though. He's been there for like 14 minutes.

And he's just fucking just. Do you think you could fucking eat while someone's just dangling there? I mean, if you're dehuman, if you don't make they're human, if you have to be really dehumanized to you. I couldn't do that. Yeah, of course. You can do what? But even like somebody get hung and eat.

Okay, what about a, what about like a pig? No. Yeah. No. I don't think that stuff bothers me enough to not eat to be honest. When I, when I see an animal die, it really, like the screams of an animal make me feel really bad. What type of animal? Like pretty much anything I can actually scream.

You just gave like a vegan, like, they're just perked up. And now they're like, yeah, now keep going. Keep going. Now follow that. Follow through with that. That pain and suffering that you recognize. maybe you got to stop you know eating them out of doing the out of side out of mind thing because you know we didn't see them get destroyed you know you just reminded me of what

this is like not very nice but I as you were talking I got so excited because I remember I have pork chops in the fridge dude you ever had deep fried pork chops no one of the best things on the planet they're I don't think I ever thought to do that Yeah, so there's a soul food place that my mom would always come home because she used to work in L.A. Because she never, and I was so upset, she would make pork chops every once in a while. Never deep fried them. We had deep, we had fried chicken all the time. Yeah.

Yeah, me too. And then fucking all of a sudden she brought home fried pork chops. And I was like, this is the greatest fucking thing ever. This is so good. What the fuck, mom? I've had pork chops in so long. It's been so long time. Dude, it's so, it's so.

I love a good pork chops. It's so. so fucking good. So you're the one with the bone in it? Or you get the, I also don't, I don't grow up eating pork like that really. Right, yeah, because you're a Jehovah's Witness or something? No.

A little bit of everything. Fucking seven-day events is so we're like, like, it's so, what is with like so many? And I feel like also the, the, the pigs get a bad rap too. About like, oh, they just exist in their fill. I'm like, no, if you, if you don't take care of your animals and put them in a shitty fucking area, yeah, animals will live in their filth. I feel like people back

them were really fucking dumb. Yeah, they didn't put together the idea. It's like, well, they're covering. This pig is in a four by four box and he's covered in his own shit with a filthy animal. Disgusting. Like, you know, like, disgusting.

Eat it. Some pigs would, you know, if they lived in like a muddy-ass area, they would roll in the mud to cool themselves down. Yeah. And they're like, oh, what a fucking disgusting freak. I'm like, well, if you are, if you are calling a pig a freak is crazy.

If you are dumb enough, if you are dumb enough to follow religion in general, you are dumb enough or fall for any of those dumbass things that they say. Yes, it is, it is pointless for me to point these things out. You're like, oh my God, they're so dumb. It's like these motherfuckers believe in a floating skyjew. Like what the fuck you mean? Like what's like this? They believe that this. Sit.

Why do you have to point out? Because not because it's just description. That's it. It's nothing. They're all floating in the sky. It's all description. I'm just being descriptive. That's it.

Fair enough. Nothing's derogatory about it being. Jewish, but he is. Yeah, he's like, if we're talking about Judeo-Christian, it's like, oh, Kinson's fat, black, and dumb. Nothing about him being black is bad.

You're just pointing it out. But I'm just, it's a descriptive. See, unfortunately, depending on who says it, you might raise an eyebrow because, like, he ever noticed,

you ever noticed when some people talk? This is because, like, I've noticed this. No. So me, I'll be, yeah, you never,

you can't tell people are talking. Everyone's, everyone's, everyone's depth. His name. Bricking it. Someone hasn't realized their deaf. I can just read lips and their brain does the word for them.

That's crazy. That's like kind of, you're just deaf daredevil kind of. That is. Death devil. That's what it should have been called. Death devil is crazy. So who created daredevil?

I forgot. I don't remember who it was. John Daredevil. Was that somebody else? Was, uh, was, was, was, was, Greg Capulow involved in it Capulow sounds right but I just

I don't know who created him It was Spike Lee Stanley's cousin His cousin His cousin Yeah right They're related I think Very different

I don't know I can't see color They're like they're like They're like what this name is Roosevelt They're like Roosevelt's grandkids All right Dude imagine yeah so like Stan Lee starts making all these pro black films And then fucking

Spike Lee starts making comedy. So would every character just be like Tichala if Spikely? If Stanley was Spikely, then it would just be a black MCU basically. Yeah. And then it'd be really whimsical black movies. Dude, I want.

Yeah, it would be really rimsical black movies. They all have stupid names that are, what is the call? With alliterations. It's so crazy to me because like Leroy Lincoln is like, He made so many characters that were like very like progressive in mentality at that time. And imagine hearing that.

Like imagine like being like this guy should be a black king from Africa. And everybody in room like, what the if they don't have kings there, they're in their own shit. And he's like, nah, I think this is a good idea. Like I think. Well, hold on. Lyle's calling. Oh, Tom to come on. Hey, what's up, Lyle?

Hey, get over here. You over, the man was cranking. Nothing. We're recorded the podcast right now. What's going on? Sexy. Okay. All right.

All right, I'll give you a call after we're done. Later, dude. Dude, his dick was in his hand. He's like, there's a certain way people talk when they're horny. And like, that's what that sounded like. And I'm horny. I'm like, I'm like,

Oh my God. You would never date ever. You would, you would. I don't get horny. That's why I never hear me like that. I'm never in a weird. I'm not. Yeah.

Do me a favor. What's up? Because I'm not sure how it works. I didn't get a good look at the screen. But if his number is on screen, could you like... Oh, check it out to make sure. If it just says Lyle, then whatever. Yeah, I just saw Lyle, but like, you know, I'll just, I'll double check.

Yeah. Anyway. What were we talking about? No, no, it's not monkey sound. It's a little monkey in there, but it's more primal. It's primal person. That was Lyle telling us to get onto the next question. Yeah, that's exactly what that was.

That was a sign from blile Jesus. I wish I could make my mouth, my face bigger, my fangs bigger, but my head shrinks, my, like, my torso strength is my head grows. That's a great idea. I look like fucking Majimbu and he yells. Good. That's a great idea. That's a great idea.

You're amazing, Kingston. You guys are fucking assholes. I want to express myself, you guys, to tear me down. A bunch of fucking ninnies, man. I hate you guys. It is, there's so mean for the reason. Wow, splendid. Wow, splendid.

Stupid. Okay, so my a left nut wrote in. My a left nut. My a left nut is what it says. He says, hello. Well, hello, the stinky tank. Not a question. But the shirt guy character has been living rent free in my head, making me chuckle

every now and then. But he reminds me of a character in Warhammer 40K called Lucius the Eternal and his armor of perpetually screaming faces of the people that have bested him in combat. It's too long to write, but I recommend a quick search for the reasons for it happening and how he looks. Keep up the great content. Appreciate it. See, this is when you know 40Ks existed too long where they just have fucking...

If they have concepts that even remotely touch anything that we riff on on this show, that there's something wrong. That's the 80s, man. That's what I'm saying, man. It's the 80s, bro. It's like, that's what they've made everything. It's like the Simpsons now. They just have shit that you say something

and the Simpsons touched on it. Well, Kingston would die the 25th of her freaking December and it's like... I was like, I know. Yeah, it'll be, it'll be like, the new phrase would be Warhammer or Warhammer did it. Warhammer did it. Yeah.

Yeah. Totally. Warhammer is a series of things where like, it's like, yeah, why not? More like 40 gay. Or Warhammer. Warhammer. Uh, all right. Yeah, since that wasn't a question, we'll just move on quickly.

That's weird as fuck. I love that shirt guy, though. We haven't come up with a name for him. Oh, right. This shirt, man. Is this shirt man? I guess it just like, I mean, I guess the, the community is named him, I guess. He's shirt man.

He's shirt man. He's shirt man now. Now we need a concept for him, how he looks. We need a concept art. I can draw it while we answer some questions. Shirt man. Shirt man. Get me fuck over here.

Would you like him to be more regular looking or more insane? I feel like the more emaciated he looks, the more unsettling it becomes. Because he looks like somebody that, like it's, you'd be confident in going up against him. It weren't if you had no idea what he was capable of doing. because he just looks so clearly weak. I want him to look like... I want him to look like prey. Okay.

You know? Okay. I like him being as, it's pathetic. Not so much it was pathetic. Like, he looks like, he looks like every,

every 16 year old skater, you know, just like small, unassuming, not dangerous. And then he takes one of your memories away and puts it on a shirt. And you're like,

I don't, my, do I have a mom? It's like, and then you see it on his shirt and then you're like, that looks. Why do I

Famil? You have like a mask that's a shirt You know Like it looks like You know like this It's like a lexro Yeah yeah yeah yeah Exactly exactly that

What do you mean? I can't even I'm not even my brain's not getting it So think of electric You know you're like lightning So it's that but like it's a t-shirt It's a fucking t-shirt Wait this is perfect

Hold on Wait I have to We're gonna get rid of Nightman Yeah nightman's got to go Nightman's got to go. We got to conceptualize this right the fuck now. Just the shirt. It's like,

a plain white tea. A plain white tea like the band. I like him being a good guy at first, but then he gets corrupted into being a bad guy. He has to. Yeah. He started off and some league rejected him, something. I don't know if it was the Avengers or just something that rejected him.

Everybody's like, you're so fucking lame. You're so fucking lame. We can't, you. And then, but then Batman's like, I think it's dangerous. We have to lock him up now We gotta lock him up We can't do that Bruce

You gotta make him blind We can't just lock up people There's justice Shut the fuck up bitch You don't understand the power of the ass I do because I have plot armor Yeah, I can't put me on a shirt For some reason

But I can't defeat Darkside and shit Kind of I went every fight I'm in Because I don't know They literally survived Omega Beam Greg Miller I fucking ruined my character Rewed my character

It made me a plot device I beat Superman enough fight the superman wasn't trying I feel like that was one of the smartest things to like have those arguments he's too much muscle yeah yeah it's hard to make him this is how he thinks he looks that's incredible though

the fuck is this our little shirt man shirt man shirt man I wear a shirt we'll flesh that out a little bit more in the credits or something because at first he could tell he only just put like things he didn't not realize he could put anything on it shirt, and then they can take things off of shirts. No, no, we already determined that that was too much.

He's determined that that was too much. You don't have all that power. What episode was this from? He's not literally a god already. If anybody's curious, this is two episodes ago. Was this 266? Yeah, because the last one was an episode about the exposed video.

And I think it must have been the one before that, right? I think it's more back than that, but I can be wrong. Not more than four, though. It was probably, whatever. Whatever. You know what? My best suggestion, if you're confused about anything that we're talking about that references previous episodes. In the comment section, people tend to timestamp a lot of stuff.

Yes, they do. They're good at that. And thank you. There's a guy, what's his name? It's a God something. He timestamps a lot. He's like, you're, I notice and I appreciate it. You're goaded for that.

You're goaded. Yeah, thank you. Superman's flying at him. He's like, you must be a god, huh? Not anymore. You're a stencil. Crazy you're like Superman, as fast as he can fly. He's about to punch him, but he intercepts his ass.

He fucking puts him on the shirt. And he's gone. He's done. Superman is gone now. Way worse than like the phantom dimension. Where the fuck that shit was called? So he has the power of that bullshit. We can't bring the phantom zone.

Everybody's like, no. No. Batman's like no. We, no. This is worse than that. He's on a shirt now. He's gone. Alfred, I'm scared.

He has the power to put anybody, any, take anything, pinch anything out of reality and put it on a shirt and then erase it basically. Yep, it's done. And that's insane. It is now emulsion. You do not exist anymore.

He takes the space between two blocks away and puts it on the shirt. Now he's this two blocks out of where he was before. That is, so he travels like this. That's how he could travel. And then there's nothing left in his path. He's the most, he's, he's unstoppable. He's more unstoppable than juggernaut. You can't fuck with this guy.

He's fucking, he's faster than the flash, I guess at that point. He kind of. Because he can just take 700 miles. He can literally just be in a plane and see so far ahead. And then he is fucking now on the other side of the fucking horizon. He is so fucking far. That sounds so cool.

The Flash was talking about the stupid character of the world. Like, I kind of think this is no. The Flash has to go back in time before he can think and then kill him then. But then what if he just goes with it? He takes time back. He puts time. That's too much. We're getting crazy.

All right. Let's move on. He can destroy existence. God's like, stop, stop. He just fucking put God in a shirt. It's all gone now. He's just floating in a vacuum space. He was floating at nothing.

Air yesteryear wrote in. He says, hey guys, this month marks my 25th year being alive on this mortal coil. Nice. I have a birthday, nigger. But I feel indifferent. I have two questions. So it's up to you. We're going to go with the first one.

I read both of them. The first one is a little bit more mileage Were there any milestones that you were looking forward to hitting That you were either disappointed or indifferent about once you hit him Oh 21 Really? I was already drinking and using meth and shit like that by then So I was just like what the fuck

It was 30 for me I think I was just more meth Like hitting 30 was like less climactic than I thought it was going to be I don't know why I actually You know, I don't even think I logically thought that it would be I just thought like maybe something would happen Nah But it's just kind of the same You know

It's just another year, man They're all just years I think it was me like Just Uh Increasing increasing my body count Right To a certain threshold

And I'm like This is pointless That was me That was me like Like me having It's like oh I'm fucking all these bitches And to me being like This is just like

It's literally This is just like As you kept getting It was like less and less impressive You're just like Yeah It becomes You're doing it

more and you're like oh this is just like this vagina again this is like and I might have said this before it's only impressive to like a 15 year old day like wow cool it's it's only impressive to somebody that is really lame yeah it's someone who hasn't grown up right yeah it's like oh my god I fuck a bunch of rose like I guess that's cool it's amazing I'm like no it's cool good for you it's it's whatever you know how many people are doing that it's fine it's entirely it's entirely yeah so if anybody's working on that right now stop it it is find someone you really enjoy It is such people. It's not really worth it.

You know what's better pursuit if you just tried every sandwich in the world or something? That is a better satisfactory thing. You know what I mean? Yeah, I think so. Like, oh, that was cool, man.

I've tried so many different flavors. But it's like, let's be real. You know, I don't mean this in a disrespectful way because you can say thing about penises. It's like pussy. Yeah. The second I crossed digit threshold, I was like, hmm.

Yeah. This needs to slow down. I got to the four digits. I was like, I got to slow down, dude. Four digits. It's crazy. Can you imagine? That's too much.

Is that impossible? I feel like that like you have to be a porn star. Even porn stars are like, that's crazy. There's a guy. I watch 90 of fiance. There's this Turkish man named Sarpur that claims that he's fucked over 2,000 women. But I think it's only possible if you're actively, like you have to schedule shit. Like meaning you're using math, by but I need to fuck this many people.

You have a spreadsheet. Yeah. To reach this. height. I'm not even sure if I... I'm not even sure if I fuck 2,000 times. Definitely not. I really don't think so. That's an interesting... Like, I don't know for sure.

I, well, no, I probably have. I'm coming up on like a couple hundred, I think. I think I'm definitely over a thousand. I just don't know if I'm not a thousand. That's great. I'm even close to a thousand. I think about it. It must be in a thousand. I think about it in years. Because I would say, well, speaking of myself, like,

there were years where there was, like not much going on because I was just like I'm not even trying to like fuck around but then there was like in a relationship scenario just like way too much fucking that where it was like probably in a year could have been close to a thousand

some years I get some years not consistently yeah so I would say I'm saying cumulative by the way I'm not saying like in a year see these are things actually this is what I would like to know if I died wish I knew I would like to know that you want to know more than that I want to know how many times I beat off

I really I tried to look I failed miserably one year I was like I'm gonna count how many times this year I had a counter on my phone I failed the first month I just thought I just don't give a shit I don't really care yeah yeah I was like I counted for like a couple weeks and then I forgot the spark turns on right now we think about it as soon as you're like masturbating your brain's not big enough to think like that's actually so you know what I've said I've million times I've said like oh you know Because I once I once got fillet showed while eating McFlurry, you know, the fucking dope shit ever. It's so fucking insane.

It's the most American thing I've ever heard of my life. You know, right? It is. But like, so basically. McFlourke. It's not even like an Oreo shake. You're right? I mean, it's specifically like a Mick Oreo shake.

You're both your hands being occupied. There's something magical about it. But here's a thing. Here's a thing. That's not the point. I wanted to do something like that, but like during sex I wanted to eat something. As soon as you're engaging,

you don't remember. The sign-fell episode about this exact thing, by the way. I've also wanted to do like a prank where it's just amusing to myself where, but you never remember because you're in, you're in animal mode. Right, right. Where you fuck your girlfriend, but it's a sub sandwich instead. And she's like,

hi, jokes on you. I just shove the sandwich in your pussy. She's there. She's there looking at me while I'm fucking a sandwich and I'm like, ha-ha, you thought. You thought it was just shredded.

lettuce. You can fly? Do you remember? This is so fucking heinous. You remember that nigga fucking a mchicken on Twitter? Yeah, I remember that. I can't. Yeah,

as a gooter. Anytime he ruined mitchie, I, whenever I see a mcchicken. I would tell me that again. Oh my God. Because it was the most outrageous thing I've seen in a while. I don't even eat shit like that anymore,

but still I'm just like, God, damn. I don't want to remember that. Dude, the mchicken doesn't even have, I'll be like, oh, God,

no, at least like the paddy a little slick the meat like a beef patty but a McChicken has kind of rough it's like very fine sandpaper like why would you fuck that thing Goonery is so dangerous it's it's so dangerous you would

expect, look it I don't want to be racist but I'd expect a white boy to do that shit seeing a nigga do that was actually really supporting more sense why it's a black person oh no man that's but not no not that not that maybe like real good chicken

Not a Mick chicken I'd fuck some gusses I'd fuck some gusses I'd fuck some gusses Do you think they would ever do like Mick whores Like McSwit? What does that mean? Yeah like like uh Like let's say process There it is

Really? Did I actually fucking do that? I hope you killed it or something I want to I want That's crazy if I did I'm not sure if I did it because I went into a blinding rage But like if I really Snatched a fucking mosquito

It's squished out of my pants In a fraction of a second I'm gonna feel pretty pretty I hope you did. Yeah, I hate these fucking things. But, uh, like a Mick Slut or like a Mick Hor. And like, like, if prostitution ever becomes illegal and like a taxable, taxable business, like on the side of Mick, like they open up like a Mick, McBrothels.

Mick brothel, let's go. Uh, I think the world is healing. Yeah, yeah. I think the world heals. I'll take a Mick Slut with two McHors. Hold the, bitch. Hold the onions. Hold the onions.

I don't know, man. Yeah, I want them holding onions. Yeah. I want to go inside of a brothel. I don't want to use it, but I just want to go inside to see what's going on. I feel like I would be too curious. I mean, you can walk in and inquire. You can do that.

You can do that. There's no problem with that. Where a brothel is even allowed to be had? In certain. I think in Vegas they are. Reno for sure. I don't know about Vegas, but I know in Nevada. I know Reno for sure.

I don't. I don't know anywhere else though that for sure it exists. Go to TJ, I guess. I have friends that have told me about a place called Hong Kong. there's a place called Hong Kong and TJ that they unfortunately by the time

they let me know I was already with Jojo and I was like fuck because they would go regularly and I was like you guys are crazy that is insane

let's hit up the broth like hitting them a brothel like it's a bar is insane they would go because they just go drive two hours right

just go go fucking past Diego and then they would go and it's really cheap and apparently they claim

that they're clean and stuff I don't fucking know. I didn't. To go there, spend $75. Damage a woman and then come back home. The issue with me is like I could never be in a situation like that because I'm too experienced driven to like.

Oh, fuck. Like, I have literally like, I've literally been like, what's it like to be behind on rent? Well, that's, I think I'll just not pay.

Like, I've done this. Just like literally. Is it just for, is everything for a story for you? Kind of. Yeah. That's crazy.

You're insane. You're the. Joker pretty much. I actually, what is it like being a cyclop? I actually like, let's try it. I remember in like 20, in 20, 21 or something, I didn't pay my electric bill for as long as possible just to see like how long it would be before it shut off. Yeah.

Just to see like what it would be like, did it bite you at all? Huh? Did it bite you at all? You're like, oh, no, curious. I'm just in the dark now. There's no heat. No, no. Yeah, I went away.

Curious. No, I went away. And then I was like, so eventually like they cut it off. It's like, oh, okay. So this is what this is like. Okay. And I was like, how do I solve this? I was like, all right. It was like a little, it was, I give myself like unnecessary requests for no reason.

That one's a little nuts. It is, it's crazy. You need to find a healthier means of that. Like, write things down or like, what do you mean write things down? It's like, I wrote that down. I wrote that. Write a story instead of that. Write a story where a person doesn't.

What does it like to get stabbed in a bag of the head? Now I can write that story. Yeah, it'll have real, it'll be real courage. You're kind of like a scientist, but you're not being paid to do the real. I'm not making a YouTube video about this. I should have, right? Make YouTube videos. Like, do that.

Chronicle things like on the smart way. Don't be like, yeah, I'm not gonna breathe for seven hours. That's, seven hours. Yeah, I am,

yeah, so I'm just too, I, I, I'm just, not breathing. You're not, your brain's gonna turn on the breathing.

You're like, no. You're fucking struggling the entire day. You're playing video games still, though, but you're, I break the record. He doesn't breathe for three and a half hours.

So, yeah, I could not be in a bravo because I would be like, wild brain, I couldn't need a brothel because I would be like, why not? You'd have to like, yeah, I would have to. I would have to. I would be like, I don't know if I would do it more than once. But like definitely more than 10 times.

No, for the experience 1,000 percent, I'm, I'm on board. I've, I tried to, uh, for the extreme, the extremity of, of, of trying to smash a girl on Craigslist. I tried. That was never again. What do you mean? What happened? Did you end up like meeting it like? Five Nights at Freddy's fucking point?

Did she come out of a manhole? Fortunately, I'm alive. So I tried two times. So the first time, so the first time I didn't meet up because they were, um, um, Regresso, bro.

I would say, I would probably, I don't know. They, it was, it was a guy. So this is basically what happened. So I was, to do you? So,

yeah, they tried. So, but they tried. You mean, like, oh, sick. And you just leave. This is what happened. They tried,

but they, um, I guess had a conscience. I remember this vividly because they're like, hey, text me when you're here, don't call. I didn't read that text message. I read it afterwards. I just called being like, hey, I'm on the way. Voice sounded like a woman, so they were like doing the pretending thing.

But then texted me after that, probably with a fucking conscious saying, hey, is it okay that I'm a dude? And I was like reading. I was like, what the fuck? I remember I almost crashed my car. Your dick was like on your bone or you were like, oh, man. I was like, so of course, I. I was like, no, it's not cool. I just turned around and went home.

I was like, fuck, that was stupid. So way later, I was like, I got to try it again, man. It's about the principle because I just wanted to have this story of like, dude, I smashed the girl on Craigslist. That's crazy. The second time, this was when I was living in LA. I was living in South Central. I went to fucking life skin black girl.

She was in their 30s, you know, little older meal. I was like, oh, she's good. She's a bad bitch. I roll up. This bitch is in our 50s, bro. At least she looks like it. I was like, what the fuck? This is like catfish.

So I see her and I tell her I got me all paranoid about the mosquito But I tell her I was like hey I was like I was like hey I left my phone in the car I'm gonna go get it And I just peace down I just never came back

And that was my that was my experience I stopped forever I never did any online stuff ever I just like I like the Because I am a notch Like I like Quest I do like you I think those were cool

That's next I feel like I would have died In that situation I mean I probably If I would have kept going, I probably would have. I would have sacrificed. They would have sacrificed me to some sort of fucking Aztec God. And I would be like, wow, this is awesome. Why me?

I'm one that I never crossed that off my list because it's just when I started hearing about the, the section was called casual encounters. When my friend told me about this and I'm like, what? And then I just kept reading those. Like, this is fucking crazy that people are putting themselves out here. And I'm like, I got to try. Like this has, I have you. I think that's just so dangerous by nature. Like my brain can't.

My brain can't like, it's not smart. Given my anecdotal experience, yes, because that could have gone, it could have been a disaster for me. Oh, absolutely. It could have been a fucking. You're going to get your organ tarvases or fucking stolen the sex trap. But for some other, for some other adventurous men, probably have a great time. Because maybe they would have bang that dude in a dress, like probably was a cross-stressor. And then would have bang that older woman, you know, like, oh, I'll still, boozy, pussy.

I've done enough stuff that I'm like, all right, I should probably, I should probably chill out now. Oh, sure. This was me. This was a couple of years outside of high school where I was still kind of like, you know, kind of a just wilding a little bit, just trying to I think I. I think I. I think after I banged a pregnant girl, I was kind of like, I need that show. I never. I think I need to. I was like, I need to like really show. She was pregnant. She was pregnant. Yeah, I've never done that. She was absolutely pregnant. I've never done that before. I was just like, what am I felt like. I felt like such a villain. I was that. I felt like. I felt like. Like Johnny Cash, what have I become? I felt like Dr. Doom sitting on his throne holding his head. Like, oh, man, I played too much again. Again, I played too much. And now I feel bad.

That's one. There's a, there's a lot. I don't, I don't have any. So that was that a regret? It was a regret because it was my friend and I saw the kid afterwards. That felt like, I felt really not good. Like spirits, I was like, ah. Yeah.

And I also knew the guy too. And I was like, oh, man. But they weren't together. They weren't together. Okay. Unless you're lying. I, I,

to my knowledge, and I was told they were not together. To your knowledge, that's fair. I was not together. I've, I felt bad when, uh, I have definitely done that though.

I've definitely, I've never done it on purpose. I did it. I did it. No, I never did that on purpose. I was hoping they weren't together and I felt like really bad about it,

but I was just like, I did it and I'm like, whatever. I'm just, I just did this is my, to me, it's just a trifling bitch. What the fuck did you?

I mean, he's, I like how like, he's the antithesis of what we were trying to go for. It's hard to not draw. It's hard not to draw this guy. He's so jacked. He's so jacked.

Draw him. He's a loser. This is what he thinks he looks like. Whatever. I'm okay with the idea of him thinking he looks like that. It's just, it's difficult to draw him weak for some reason. I think we have to go in this.

I think you just have to make him more and more like make him look like Bain. He just made with a shirt. He shouldn't be threatening because of the fact that he has his power that's so powerful. No, we understand that, but... You should never get into a fist fight with somebody and win. You know, he's like really, really big man. Yeah, yeah.

Gaze into my nipples of the future. That's amazing. I was like, I can't believe they're doing this. I can't believe this is on a fucking cartoon show. This guy's nipples are shooting into somebody's eyes. And then it shows again. Ren and Stimpy. No, Rock's Modern Life.

Rock. Oh, was it? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. No, yeah. That's a powder toastman. Really, really big.

That's right. I forgot about it. That seems like a run and stimpy idea, though. It does. It's around that same era. Mindples of the future. And then they would pop out and then jab you in the eyes and you would scream. And then they would show you something pleasant or something. It would just basically show you.

Dude, it was so deranged. Totally. Cartoon's back there were so deranged. There's a reason why this show is the way it is, I think. Yeah. You know what I mean? Totally. Our entire generation was like warped.

The shit I was watching was bananas. that's why silly shit is funny to me more than like actual proper jokes right oh by the way let's uh it's gonna fuck out of here early oh yeah yeah yeah so because we got we got other shit we got a oh that's right yeah yeah all right all right yeah let's um

let's do one more sure uh real quick made of the only listener and person from Idaho wrote it he says hello Vegeta Beel Beelzaman if his shotgun and shot the N-word and Beetle Juice if he was normal. I don't know who's who in that situation.

Yelzaman is what you call the Digimon. You like his belt by the way? Of course, of course. Do you like his belt by the way? It's a shirt. Shirt. Hell yeah, dude.

All right, so he says, recently I went on a deep dive of weird cartoons on YouTube and remembered the weird amount of cartoons about mortal combat like defenders of the realm which were targeted at kids. My question is,

if there was an explicitly adult series or content, which one would you turn into a children's cartoon? A personal hilarious thought is something like Red versus Blue, but Warhammer 40K with all of its bullshit lore. That means, well, Red vs Blue was like a little bit, that wasn't really for kids, really. It's for teens. It's for teens.

Yeah, young adults. But, yeah, Defenders of the realm was fucking trash. They made a more, yeah, that shit was assing. I feel like I remember it. How would you even do that? You just you do it and it's lame as fuck. It was, it's in the same lane as, um, the X-Men series where it's like here's all these,

here's Wolverine and he can't do anything with his claws. That's like Silent Hill Go or something. You know what the hell are you doing? Like if you don't, you can't really do that. Doesn't work well. No. It was terrible. I remember seeing that shit.

But let's see, well, we'll turn wet into, into it killed. I would make, I would make, I would. Saw Babies So it would be like Jigsaw's a little baby It would be like Muppet Babies or like Tiny Toon adventures Yeah it would be Tiny Saw

Yeah tiny saw A little saw Little Saw Little Saw like Little Saw like Little Like Little Bush or like Lil Bush Yeah Lil Bill What hell's that? You remember Little Bush? No What's that? Oh my God so Comedy Central

After Bush left office had like A show called Lil Bush and it was just like it was it was literally what we're describing like tiny versions of George Bush and Connolly and Dick Cheney. I remember that. It sucked. It was not good. I think I watched like an episode maybe. Dude, if you watch it now, it's amazing that it was on TV.

Like you look at it and it looks worse by a lot. Like way worse than even like Flash animations at the time. It's nutty. I recommend all of you go out and like watch clips of Little Bush. It's jarring. Please. But yeah, I think like Little Saw would be would be great. It would be just like a little baby jigsaw.

I'm going little Pranks And he's like Jigsaw Jigsaw's like You got me a good You're making a little bad Ain't I a stinker

Yeah like Breaking bad A little bad A bad A little breaking bad Breaking Blue Breaking Blue Walter.

Walter. White. White. Walter blue. Walter. I've got an idea. Take out my handy dandy notebook. We're going to build an empire.

We're going to build an empire. We just got a letter. But it wouldn't be, it wouldn't be meth. It would be like, what, like licorice? Yeah. Or some, like, weird, like, substitute. We're baking cakes. Yeah.

We're baking the best brownies. Yeah. And everyone's going to be so addicted to these. Or they're going to love these brownies, I mean. and uh my brownies are gonna be blue brownies we gotta find another dealer and that's the first clue that's the first step you put his ass to work and you know what to do i'm a little sick jessie you know what to do jesse and it's a set of soft paprika jesse yeah jessie's one of the side characters yeah who would he's the fucking male he's the mail he's the mailman yeah or the mailbox

fucking male Um Is your darn male You flip You flip You're gonna say There's a male It never fails

Why does our Walter White sound like Nixon Because it's like when he Because it's like You goddamn right Like it's just those little moments

He tries to act like that That's why I think he knows it Purpose Perma WWEE promo voice Where he always sounds like That at all times

Yeah So he's like Oh Jesse Jesse? Jesse, Jesse, Jesse, Jesse, we're going to build a pipe. You don't get it. I'm the one who got a letter. He just got a letter. He sings in the same, but it's monotone and he never smiles. We just got a letter.

We just got a letter. We just got a letter. I wonder who it's from. I am Gustavo Fritz. I'd like to offer you a job at my brownie factory. It's Gus. Oh, it's gosh. Those Poins,

it'd be like, Los cookies, amigos, those cookies, Armanos. You can still say Armados, it's fine. Yeah,

it'll still be fine. Los, I didn't say cookies in Spanish. I don't know, actually. What about? Pastries, treats,

anything? Or pastels. Pastels? Pastries. What is that? What is that? Pastries. Okay.

The pastels. Armados. Or tortas. Torta. Torta. Tiquet. Tertalini. Yeah.

The, and then it would be, um, oh, Uncle Hector is here. He wheels in. Ding, Ning, Nekh,

what's that, Hector? What's that? What's that? Someone's stuck in a, well, we got a clue. Uncle Hector's bringing a clue.

And after the decipher onto Hector's fucking ding. He's like, fucking lassy. He's like, he's laughing. What's that? Someone stuck in the well, Hector?

Did you see, so... It's Lydia, by the way. Lydia's stuck in the well. Lydia. Have you seen... Have you seen... Right now on Twitter, it's derivative of YouTube boobs,

but they're doing these... They're called like foreshadow clips. Before a clip of something finishes, it'll jump cut to the end, the conclusion. So it's like a foreshadow. foreshadowing. It's become super popular on Twitter. I've heard people talk about this or I've seen people talk about it. There's one video of Deadge eating something and throwing up and it's like

it's like every other clip is him like getting to the point where he would throw it up. Yeah. But they interject him throwing a thing. So they, someone did that with the, uh, with, um, Gus blowing up, you know, because Hector, someone did that. They did a foreshadow of that. And then somebody in the comments, but could you edit every time he hits the bell? It actually cuts to the one frame of the explosion. And it's fucking amazing. Do you have it? I have to see this.

This is really difficult to conceptualize. But we'll do one more question, one really quick one, and then we'll read the names. We've got a lot to get to today. Kingston looks like the kind of guide to soak a Digimon card and come, Rodin. You don't know me. He says, no question. I just wanted to answer a question from a recent pod. Yeah, so I started watching the Big Bang Theory lately.

And honestly, it's good. I think a lot of the hate comes from people who absorb it through osmosis and don't engage with it directly. And you know what, Penny is pretty hot. She's attractive. See, you later, alligator, skaters, thanks for reading. Yeah, she's, I mean, she's not bad. She's attractive. But I don't care about that, you know.

Right. Because that's never been a point of contention or anything. Like, no one's ever like, she's ugly. but the thing that always lets me down disappoints me when people say they like it they never explain to me why

I want to say I because I'm legitimately curious Look I want to be clear as well I've not it's not like I haven't watched it Like I've sat like I've been with like older family members Like I've sat in the living room watching it I understand I get it I guess it's like Turn your brain off like whatever

It's a bunch of nerds It's like they're not they're not jeans they're neurodivergent. Whatever. They need to clean. It's very generic. They're both. It's a generic sitcom to me.

It's like sitcoms, look, I actually like sitcoms, right? Like I remember growing up, I would watch the parkers. I would watch, you know, fresh brands. I would watch Seinfeld. I liked even the ones that, like, aren't even super popular. Like, I like. Or, like, everybody loves Raymond, I like. There's a reason why situational comedy is really fucking popular.

It's good. Yeah, King of Queens I like. It's good. I like those shows. But, Big Bang Theory was like this It's like one of those But with I think less like

It's significantly less endearing to me Because I'm aware of what Of the culture that they're trying to Appeal to It just feels very transparent in what they're like Nerds like us You know Like King of Queens didn't feel like

In Seinfeld It was like a very Jewish show But it didn't feel like Oh Jews only You know what I mean Like this Punch Lines Well that's what I mean

Like it's not really that well written. It's just like reference humor. It's just like, okay, here's... This is like when Halo 2 was gay. And it's just like... If they said that, I would actually... That would be funny.

I would laugh at that. Because it's stupid. No, it's this. It's this. There's a reference to something that happened in a Green Lantern arc. And then that's the punchline. I was like, that's not funny. Yeah.

Just referencing something like I swear to God. I, before anybody, was saying anything bad about this show. This was in 2008. I was sitting at a cell phone store. I was like cricket, cricket wireless. And I was like, because I was like, I'm the cheapest shit. I'm going to go here. Yeah. And Big Bang Theory was on. So while I'm waiting to be helped on watching it, I'm like, what? I was confused. I was like, is, it's like things are constantly being set up, but I'm hearing laughter. And I'm like, what's happening? And so that was before anybody was saying, YouTube was popping. YouTube was not popping in 2008. It wasn't so.

The thing is I was like, to this day, I still don't get it. And I want people to explain to me like when you hear these things, what is making you laugh? And I, from my perspective, I think it's the laugh track. I personally believe that if the laugh track was gone, people wouldn't laugh at these quote unquote jokes. Because I want to laugh. I want to laugh. It's not even like a laugh. Like those shows don't make like sitcoms don't really make me laugh so much as they like, I'm aware.

that they're funny. You know what I mean? What are you talking about? Like I've never, I can count maybe seven times total where I've like laughed out loud at like a sitcom. Well, you're not supposed to, you know what I mean? Beryl over. Right. It's not, it's not like so funny that you're losing your mind. You're just like, you're just am just amused. I'm casually laughing.

Yeah, I'm casually laughing at jokes. When's the last time you laughed out loud? There's fucking podcast? Probably. Yeah, probably like this. This episode? It's usually the podcast that does it. But that's what I mean. I don't know, man. I haven't laughed out loud. I feel like I haven't laughed out loud from a video in a while.

That can't be true. I feel like that's the only thing you do is you laugh at videos. I'll show you the last time I laughed out loud of the video. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, let me see this. Oh, man. The suspense is crazy. Right.

That's so stupid. This is so dumb. That is so much dumber. That is so much dumber. That is so much dumber than I even thought it was going to be. That is so dumb. pretty fucking every time he hits it, it's a frame of the explosion.

All right, look, listen. That is so much dumber. All right, whatever. Listen, yeah, you're free to like Big Ben Theory. I mean, there's a reason why it made a lot of money. I'm sure, like, it's passive and it's like, you know, it's something to distract people. I just,

it's a genuine, oh, sorry, go ahead. Yeah, I just don't think it's, uh, I don't, I don't like it and I like sitcoms. Yeah. Um, it's just a genuine curiosity for me personally that I, I want people to, um, explain to me what, what they think is funny about it or like say it's it's it's it is not even me trying to be like

you're wrong yeah it is a I lit legit want to know because I find British humor dry humor is not my favorite I still like it's just not my it's not my it's not the top of my list I don't like dry humor it's not on the top of my list I've enjoyed plenty of dry humor I don't even think Big Bank theory is dry no it's not I'm bad no I'm not saying it's right I'm talking about specifically just to give an example yeah I'm like I will statement it's like Batman. I can tell you why I don't find it as funny. I can tell you why when I think it is funny.

I can explain what I think. You know, I can explain my thoughts and I, and I've constantly ran into people, not constantly, but when I've asked people what they like about it, they've never given me like a real. Lily likes that show.

She watched the whole thing. Well, that's a perfect example. Like ask her like what she finds funny about it. I don't respect her opinion enough to ask her that though. All right. We're going to move on to names. We're going to read the credits now. And be like, oh, this.

I'm like, shut up. We're starting an hour in, or we're starting early because we know how this goes. Yeah. $25 and up patrons. You can read, you can get your name right on the show. If you go on over there, please visit us, Patreon. On the Com slash Star Tank. Leave comments.

Leave a like. Share if you want. Do all that stuff. Come here. One, two, three. Blues could do. You can too. Is that what it is?

Well, not the one, two, three. Yeah, not the one. Yeah. You can do. You can do. And then he jumps into a different dimension. He can escape the shirt man. Dude, he's...

Only if he says that chant first. That's the only... Steve is his natural... Like, that's his... Nemesis. Because Steve can choose to go into their shirt so technically he can not be harmed by him. He's already in the shirt. I want to see...

Have you ever seen the Street Fighter Alpha II poster or the cover art where it's fucking... It's Akuma. Just fucking... standing over Ryu fucking iconic. I want to see Shirtman over over fucking Steve.

I'm oh my god Stephen Blue just looking up at shirtman. I need that. Like red like red or looming over him. He's just like So I'm going to take this concept right here this one that you just drew. I'm going to commission somebody

to do that. So stupid. All right. It's a fucking. It's a, All right. Getting out of the names. Just played the hammer game with my grandpa.

I don't think he's breathing. Oh, no. That's awful. I mean, the hammer game, I don't know. You hit somebody with a hammer? Is that it?

Probably. Nice. That definitely started in New York. Somebody's like, it started in London. It started in London. It started in London and then Brooklyn, but never left Brooklyn.

That's what it was going to look like. That's crazy. I can't even imagine that this mask from that side. That's what I was like, okay. So it's just a hole and maybe you can see his ear? Or I was trying to like, how would somebody draw that? All right. Derek, watch Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.

Almost every character is based on a musical artist and gay like you all. Crystal Fox's massive, vainy throbbing girl cox sleaze. Slease merchant. I squirt myself. I squirt myself today to see if I still squeal. squeal. The police officer in Diddy's house sliding in baby oil For all eternity.

The perpetual slide. Mama just fucked them in, put my dick Can't do it. Put my dick in mouth and spread. Bust my load filled up his head. Can't do it. Yeah, it's already gay. The world will collapse.

Well, the song isn't gay. Well, the song isn't gay. That's true. But people are like, because people want me to do Judas Priest like really badly. Yeah. And I was like, I can't, man. The universe. is going to tear. It's just, I can't.

It's going to become straight. Take a gay man's words and make him gay. Is Judas Priest gay? Well, Rob Halford is. He's very gay. Removing him from my Spotify now. He started the leather and metal trend. Yeah. Because you know, that shit was like gay biker shit

and he brought it to metal. And he was like, that's amazing that he turned a bunch of people into a bunch of, he made a bunch of people look gay as fuck. Well, I appreciate it. Jackpot. I know who I'm taking off my Spotify. I'm sucking this ball I mean I still got conga on my

playlist that's crazy that is so do I think I think I have a couple it happens I was in to Michael Jackson the other day I can't I can't give up I can't do it man I'm sorry He's so good I was like Jesus Christ He's too he's fine He's fine He's too diversely good as an artist for me to be like

He's taking it can't draw Probably he probably good knowing him It's like Freddie Mercury He can just draw really well For some goddamn reason A lot of artists can just draw really well Like Eminem also Eminem's Marvel shit

He wanted to be a comic artist Actually It's part of the brain man Yeah but it's jarring to see Like it's I understand drawing things well But then Eminem's drawings are like

That's comic level stuff Like what the fuck are you doing Well makes sense Well yeah it's way better It makes way more money doing this It makes sense why he would be able to do that Like just the kind of person he was Of course he'd be like or someone that's like, I mean the means they skips.

I don't kill my mom. Right, right. I got to draw Spider-Man so he can remind me not to kill my mom. Hey, hey, Marshall, don't do that. That's not okay. Sweeney is just Chris and his bizarre form. Rogue Juan, a race war story. The Wiggles, more like the Niggles.

Whoa. Whoa. Why do black? Why do black men only have nightmares because the last one to have a dream got shot? All right. But I'm needing that Eldridge Dick, call me H.P. Love shaft. Love shaft. Love shaft is pretty good. Smashing gay pumpkins be like penetration, dirty penis, lubrication on myself.

I fuck brothers, women zero, thirt my face, and two something. Silver sperm are putting the second dimension on his shirt. Silver sperm are putting the second dimension on a shirt. Funny man, ha ha, vaughn of the dead, two-faced, but one side is just gay. Oh, good, Lord, it's such a good way. Sweeney is right on most topics. Round-eyed Asian. Can-Sirtman take numbers away from can't count past three-man so he becomes can't count past one man.

Sweeney, I'm making you a heavy Ronan in the game. Thanks. Thanks. It's how grateful he is. I said, what should I say? Say, cool, man. Thank you. I'd certainly said thanks.

No, you said thanks. Which I think is Caribbean for I don't care. Um, perpetually irritated frenulum. The masculine urge to dress like a cutie putti. Shut up. Cutty patootie. I'm stocky, six foot Mexican. This fucking guy.

Oh, I think I have seen this. The poor guys like. All right. Hey, Kingston, read the rest of these. Yeah. Since you want to interject so much. I really don't want to. No, I mean, you clearly want some attention.

Where do you stop? You stopped at this? I don't remember. You're funny, man. You're funny, Chris. The masculine urge. The masculine urge to dress like a cutie-patutie. I'm a stocky, six-foot Mexican, not blessed with a typical Mexican twink jeans.

Blair White, canonically banging Alex Jones. Aubrey, um, Albury two. Aubrey, too. Aubrey, too, but she drinks cum instead of blood. having Gary from the server drawn and quartered stitched back together incorrectly and then drawn and corded again

eat shit Jake I'm Jake Dordy Yeah fuck you stupid cunt Death someone's his name death that's crazy That was my gamer tag when I was younger It was fucking edgy It's pretty fucking gay It is Jacks the world fastest Majorie

Harold and the purple crayon instead It's Harold and a purple drink It's a herald of purple crayon gets addicted because he gets addicted to drugs because he's an addict chief what are you doing sir returning peace to Israel

Kingston looks like the kind of guy that soaks Digimon Is your fucking phone still on? That was not mine that was Chris's actually Was it? Yeah it was iPad That was the iPad? Yeah

Oh another one Oh I see Kings is like a kind of guy that Soaks a Digimon card and comes in his ass like a credit card Big meaty stinks You may have invaded In my mind

But there's one thing A seal always keeps His baby Angie the man Whose handies are a tier But not as dandy The drink cup Officially music

Wait the drink Cup Officially music I missal fusion video Every day in my sheets You hear Glock, glock, glock Glock Glock

Glock Glock Watch Transformers One in theaters Before it dies Please It's so fire I'm going to say this to be going on my nephew actually. Sipping on some

Siping on some semen by gay sex mafia. I'm the joker baby. Slip not. The N-word-in-I. That's an awfully hot shot. That's a half a shot coming shot. Should I take it in my face? Definitely.

Kevin Durant's feet, what's call it? Get rich quick scheme. Make more wet bitches. Thick, dick, it creams. Reinquish your content of your pockets brew um Rele the convaluice relinquish the content of your pockets brough Or thou shalt chef you up man

Mr. Pants Derek uh when is gay Wait when is gay not like us coming out? I mean it's Is that shirt man? It just turned out to be a Simpson They call me the cup Out of his nose cardboard pie

What else? What? Derek say what? Oh, I listen to that one band. Yeah, they were. There are you. Yeah, they were. There was something.

I'll just say that. Derek, when is the gay not like us coming out? Oh, what? I like men's butts. I should have jumped on that immediately. I didn't. It's past.

It's, yeah. That would have, yeah. She spum on my bummed, type of fudder. Black Mithy Kube. Notice how they still haven't used the new intros. And also, I'm a gay slur, a jolly old dipshit. Legion, but his head is a flea has a fleshlight for a head.

Harris Clinton Squirt off. I would definitely watch that, man. Definitely in the 90s. I'd watch that. Defeating a sandwich only makes it tastier. Happy spooktober guys, especially you, Sweeney. Oh, that's Spooked.

I need Sophia Falcone from the penguin calling me slurs and spitting in my mouth. She is bad, bro. She is, she's a baddie. A hundred Dubois, a pexis scan shows you're gay. I want to go,

I need a queer row. I'm pumping hard in a home all till the end of the night. And he's got to be gay. And he's got to be gay. He's got to be gay. Gay for the night. I need a homo I want chicken wings and fried rice

Just for some reason hearing that song In my mind made me think of like Chicken wings and fried rice Yeah from like fucking New York Yeah fucking fucking I'm gonna eat every time When I fucking watch that movie Interesting I want to eat bad so badly man

Just eat fake bad Nah man Just diet I feel better I just really really really miss bad shit Until I have it done I'm like oh it's kind of bad And get your air fried chicken

Hey dude You made me hard Kiss my penis And make it wetter The Gatles Rise Against is the use for straight men Smitchie the Kid Gay parody movie

The Great Escape But it's the greatest gape And Toby Spider-Man Was actually in high school In high school He was in high school And the first movie yeah Read better

He was Pooby Pants Gaming Sweeney showers and Sneakers No I'm hanging out with a couple of Gooners. I'm just here so I don't get killed. British people come and then be like, what's all this then? Big Dick Randy

pulled out 20 years late in the sloppiest way possible. Call that bitch Afghanistan. Kat Williams was right. These big dick deviance are all getting caught in 2024. Transfam Gremlin. I can't believe they added John Weiss. John Wicks moved

to Fortnite. Craig the Canadian. Can anyone recommend? man to me a non-woke futunari game. Saying that is so crazy, dude. It's your boy, Shawnee D, the Holy Trinity 100, $100, $100,000, Jemirquai, the Torretto house, and then Shaq in a yellow shirt. Will you calling me Shaq?

Was someone calling me Shaq? I don't know, I guess. Do I have any yellow shirts? You should know. It's you. You should know that. It's like the joke. It's like the fucking Walt Jr.

joke about trans people. How do you not know what gender you are? You're it. You're it. You're it. Imagine if Mike Jackson still was alive and got weird during the COVID like, when you're weird during COVID like celebrities. Don't say that, man.

I just want Michael Jackson to not be as bad as things or a point that he may be. I'm on a be bad. So begging Kingston to never. get braces so he can split he spit water at people using his iconic tooth gap. Please stop, guys. That's one of the few things I'm fucking self-conscious about. 10,000 pounds per square inch.

That's insane. Pretty much a blade. What do they call the water? When they called things that like they cut things of water, water, um. Yeah, I don't, I can't think of it right now, but we know what you're talking about. They just cut through like fucking anything.

Water saws some shit. That sounds so stupid. Water saw. Water saw. The euphoric feeling of being on HRT for seven months and having my penis shrink from six inches erect to four inches erect. Slurp and stroking, smoking, joking. Amurikon's going like this.

M.H. Oh. Is that Hector? No. No. What did you do? No. No.

I recover. If you were going to help himself. That fat. It was like too good. I didn't touch this at all. Gotcha. I know what to do. Uh, uh, M.H, the dripful one.

Um, look up, uh, look up all of Dave Rubin's predictions of the DRC archives on YouTube. Yes, I've seen them and they're glorious. Obi won't you blow me? Uh, I beat, I beat, I beat him off and suck his penis. Just, just to know that I'm gay. Punished Venom Sheldon. That's Scorsese? Uh, 50 cent, two 50s and blood in the piss.

Evil Sween, be like I love the games. It's a way better thing. I actually intended it to be. At least 8,345,000. 130 ants in the shape of a human. There's only one queer left. Walter White's voice. I am the Hawk Tour.

Jesse's voice. Hell yeah, Mr. White. Spit on that thing. Wage Slate 583. Pippini Brothers present Vedita's Galacta for you to view. Sput on my God, Jesse. Donkerson, O. G. O. Huey.

O. Huey. Be a good cunning. Come bounce on macaque in the back of the Buccapego de Bepo. Gade six. Am I going to finish all of this? Yeah, hurry up, pussy. P. Diddy blasting his favorite 50-cent song. Many men. Many men. Wait, wild. Many men should come upon him for seconds.

Or a second record. second record yo or whatever that's so weird to write that p p chris checks out uh the great song called you're gay you're gay and i hate you by i made the fuck up you stupid doggy bitch so mean that's fire that's just not nice it's a good song man at this point it'd be funnier if you had brad on the podcast before colin um me be fishy uh fagnito and a gay sex man uh john stricklin i will in fact be wearing a suit and tied to the soup bowl. Merck's 181889

Total total Siliger death behead of side Ligger Roundhouse because Scy Ligger into traffic Steam roll over Scyliger's heads. Wow man that Kling. Cig.

Cycligers? Yeah. It's like a cyclist As well like you're saying Sight Liger that made me think of Sylon. Oh, okay. The first Derr of D. Dave is immediately on board for uh... Mosh at Frankie Frankie Valley's house

That's terrible poor Frankie Valley man Just let him die Please The ghost of Jim Crow haunting a woman's bath From at Chuckie cheese Uh pre-Raz Uh spread yo cheese So I can shit in your ass

Blitz 896 Uh radio head Nice Pine Anna Sorokin is currently on Dance with the Stars Yelling walls are in a crowded room are prompted. Alaskan oil-filled trash Texas theater salad

A young Sheldon suffocating In a cave upside down It would seem I can't breathe I wish God Tickle my ass here's Niggy Ziggy Formerly as

Nicky Niggi Formerly known as Nicky Ziggy Honestly on God For real for real congrats on swing Losing weight Good shit man Keep it up I'm trying

No. I wonder if Derek has listened to the band. I did. Mucanzas? Yeah, that's the one. I listened to it and it's, yeah. Yeah. It's, it is what it is.

And it's a wonder I can breathe with all the, it's really where we've went all big flat dicks in my jaw, Jemir Kui, I guess. Sorry, Miss Jackson, badly brave, duck cunt, etherealian, Brogerian punter Nephram Melfus 1 and to round out our list

The King of Haphaazard Oh finally Peace out My fellow Negrids Every one of you Are honorary black men today No you're not

But thanks for coming in I appreciate you guys Do not Go out Or you will be Exfixated with a E. Whoa.