The Snark Tank - #270: KSI is COOKED

Episode Date: October 22, 2024

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Sweeney's coming at us from a different color grading place yeah I'm not currently in the studio right now I'm out I'm out in a I'm out west yeah

this is actually we're doing this episode remotely yeah I'm in I'm in Serbia actually right now yeah you do look like you're in Russia. And we look where, like, where, like, I don't even know. Like, this is just normal. Yeah, we're just in Ukraine right now.

He's fucking, fucking. Shaking. I'm like, yeah, what's going on, guys? Salute. I don't know why I'd be there. I don't know why I'd ever go to Ukraine. I'll give you a musket and you're just going to fucking storm fucking Russia. Yeah, we're a fucking. You went to, you went to the Ukraine for a dog

convention, right? Yeah, a convention full of dogs. That's right. It was the annual dog con. Yeah. There's There's three humans trying to like moderate, but there's a bunch of dogs. It's full of dogs. It's like it's packed to Sadio Comic Con, but it's dogs. There's three people. Three security men.

What would be the main event of a dog convention, do you think? Probably, I don't know, probably like, fetching? I feel like it would be like the Steve job of dogs comes out and unveils like a new dog. Oh, he's wearing that like Steve Jobs like black. What does he wear a turrets? A turtleneck or some shit. Yeah, he wears a black turtle neck blue jeans. He comes out.

He goes, we've invented a brand new dog. And he goes introducing, and it's just the same dog as last year, but like slightly different. It's a slightly different race of the dog. No, not race species of dogs. Yeah, yeah. Then they bring out like an autistic dog and then they have like a electric dog car. Yeah, yeah. They bring out a car.

They give a car to the dogs. I have a dog car. Wait, what do you mean? Like Stephen Hawking? Like a bus? No. Like a retarded Elon Musk dog We both got very different ideas

Yeah it's Steve Doc What kind of dog What kind of dog would be if he was a dog Probably They're definitely one of the squish-faced ones Yeah He would be like I wouldn't want to say French

French is too respectable Yeah he'd be like He's some type of pug But one that like you would probably You would probably just You'd put it down immediately if he saw it He's like a tripod pug He's got like three legs

No I would give him like I'd just give him a solid like a Like a imagine if a boxer had like a more of a squished face. I guess. Yeah. I can't even imagine what a boxer looks like in my head, to be honest with you, at this moment in time.

Imagine like sort of pit bull, but like more slobbery. That's not helping. A slobbery pit bulls. Because boxers aren't box, aren't pit bulls like American bullies and boxed together? I mean, they have a little bit of, uh, yeah, you're so you're, you're, I think you're in the ballpark. You're probably right. I just, I can't say confidently.

But, um, one thing I know is that, yeah, you know, is that, yeah, you know, Elon Musk, if he was a dog, no matter what, just birthed, you would be like, I don't know about this thing. This is dubious. This is a dubious design. You don't know what to do with this dog. I don't know. That was a bad joke. Oh, yeah.

You're fired. I'll see you guys later. And I know in the studio my behind me blows up. It's insane. KSR and my brothers Has been kidnapped And that song That song is getting so much hate

For no, I don't It's not good I don't like it It's not a good song The background beat The guitar It's catchy It's in my head

I can remember it That's how I know It's catchy it in most songs I've heard a couple times I still don't remember I don't I really cannot remember It I just learned that one line I know the mean part

And that's it I know that to the ring To the pen to the king Or whatever the fuck I don't know what that part is I'm reed to the bed Did you drink My son's

I took my penis I pee in my sick Sometimes And I cry That I pee in my sick one more time I pee in my sink Sometimes Are you saying?

Yeah Whoa Is that like Is this KSI featuring the Quartering Or I don't Oh yeah

That's right He pisses on his Base He pees on his basement He peas on his basement Is there a trainer Yeah But also what

Yeah It seemed like it was like a protest Because his wife Went to go get Pizza without him And then out of like spite Like a cat, like an animal

Oh my god I mean doesn't he look shaggy like a dog Like doesn't he look like kind of shrubby? He looks like Tim Allen's the shaggy dog He does He fucking does I wish I could put the roons from fucking elder scrolls Inside his house in random place

So he just steps on a room and blows up He steps on a root of lightning And gets expelled out of a room Is that what runes do in that game? Yeah I don't remember I don't think I ever did the traps thing I didn't do it until I realized how fast it levels up your destruction.

They'll love your destruction a crazy amount. So I'd put it like, I'd be fighting some guy. I would just throw on the floor right in front of him. He would take the one step and erupt. Serious question.

If you went over to somebody's house and they had a drain in the floor of every room, would you like... I would get scared. I'd want to leave. It would be concerning, right? It would be like a thing

that's like, what's going on? Why is there a drain in your upstairs bedroom? Where does this even leave? And there's plastic all over the house. And he's like, don't go into laundry room at all. Like, seriously, don't go into laundry room. The laundry room has one of those like, one of the, you know those weird.

I don't even know what you call them. There's weird locks for steering wheels. Do you remember those? Oh, yeah. From like the 90s? I haven't seen one of those in ages, by the way. What did they? I don't, my brain never understood how they would lock.

I never quite understood them either. I don't think I'd look too. I don't think I care too much. Grab those and start steering with that itself. I think it has to be something to do with like the ignition. It has to be something deeper. It must be like it must be more complicated. Yeah.

Maybe it just won't. Because I'll be like. And then it's funny because like I was going to be like, well, obviously, but then I started thinking about it. I was like, wait, I actually don't know because I've never used one. Yeah. Me neither. Because I was just like the concept of it. I actually don't like I was going to say it should be simple, but I literally don't know.

If I was stealing cards that someone had that on their car. I would take their whole wheel. I would take the whole... I would fucking put my feeling out and yank their whole wheel. I would take that. You know, the thing that people never... People never...

The thing that people never considered about that, that whole thing, right? That mechanism is that what if somebody's specifically looking to steal one of those? Hmm. Yeah. I mean, that person... I'm gonna steal this so no one steals my car.

Yeah, exactly. You break into somebody's car to steal their steering wheel lock so that nobody can steal your car. People don't still engines, right? People don't be stealing people's engines, right? That's not too much, right? It would have to be an extremely powerful person to...

Or just have... Let's go! Let's go! Way too much equipment. Like, it's probably making way too much noise, so no. But definitely, I've had my car battery stolen. That's even happened. Really?

Yeah. Well, I was living in Phoenix. At the time, it was number three in the nation. Yeah. In fucking Phoenix. Somebody stole. your car battery in like a 115 degree. Someone was trying to make you die. Actually yeah too because it was it was uh it was the heat wasn't over yet. It was in September. So it was still hot as shit. And uh, yeah,

it was in West Phoenix and that was number three for GTA and the US at the time. That's insane. And I felt it. I felt it because I moved in with my friend for one week. And within that one week, my car was broken into three times. The head is fucking great. The window was shattered. And then they took my CD player and then I got the window fixed. They figured out how to open it this time. I didn't see anything missing, but the steering wheel, the piece of it was taking off. I think they were trying to steal the car, but they failed.

Then the third time, the batters is gone. Yeah. Now, I was like, oh, cool. So my mom lived in Buckeye, which is about like 30 miles from Phoenix. And I was like, hey, yo, can I stay with you? Because they're going to literally take my car. It's the next logical. You're like eight people lifting your car.

I actually consider... I don't know the idea of that being how people steal cars. It's like they get a group of people together like ants. Right. And just pick it up and move it. For you free tomorrow's we can pick up and take this car. I mean, logically, it eventually would have probably ended up that way. So they were targeting everybody that was out of the area.

Yeah. Because I had my Cali plates and I saw this guy that had Oregon plates and his shit. No, Denver. And his truck was smashed into. So they were just fucking with anybody that they, I guess they already sweeped everybody. else. I'm like, oh, new people. And me, I thought of doing something really fucking dangerous. I'm glad they didn't do it because I wanted to catch them. But obviously those guys would be fucking strapped or something, right? But me, I just had a knife. I had like a big

ass fucking, like trench knife. And I was like, I'm going to fucking hide in my car. He's going to hide his car with the fucking kukri. Bro, that basically what happened. I would have. I would have fucking went like, you son of a like, I was like, yeah, he would have got SWAT. twist the fuck up probably. Yeah, not worth it. There's a zombie in here. Not worth it.

This is a frying pan. It would have been one that combats you. You touch that and he parries it off on a frying pan. It starts to walloping you on your back. The most exposed part of your back. See, what I imagine. Things are real bad. What I imagine you were going to say was that like you wanted to catch them.

So you set up like almost like an elaborate, like an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine, like almost like a home alone type trap. Yeah In the car that like there's like five shotguns underneath the seat I fucking wish dude The second you turn the key the shotguns go off It shoots up your own ass and then you're dead You try to steal the car and you have dynamite in the car

That honestly well worth it That would be well worth it I think yeah because then you could just be like they blew up my car You know what I mean They broke it in my car and blew it up what the fuck They were trying to have my car on it exploded That's crazy I know there's like dynamite residue. That's crazy. I don't know why they did that. It must have been like

a crazy suicide thing. It must be really wild. Anyway, where's my insurance? Where's my insurance? It was definitely a geotist. Look, I found a turban. It's right over there. It's always a termit. You have to. That's the only way to do it. Terry always reaches in his pocket and pulls out the turbine remark.

If there's, like, turbanize a comment. A turbanizer. What we're talking about, the turbinizer. We're talking about stereotypes. No, yeah. And terrorism. Terrorism means so many different things. stole my car. It's so crazy.

It blew up. And then so the people that don't, you know, they have two brain cells. So they're going to be like, oh, that tracks. Oh, look, the turbines are the turbines completely clean. It's like, it's not even, it's not tattered. It's still in the Amazon packaging. Look, it was them.

See? I have it in my hand. Here, look, it's them. They did it. Okay, sir. Sorry for that. Sorry to bother you, White person. Yeah, you'll get $500.

How's that? there's 35 cents What is it In pennies There is nothing In this country you could buy for 35 cents Yeah Not even a what

Making my chicken by a Well maybe back in my day Back in my day With a five cents Yeah I don't think I don't even think anything No I don't think a cent I don't think cents can get you anything

I don't think anything I haven't seen something Less than a dollar in fucking forever I've seen something less than a dollar in fucking forever I've seen lollipops, but like it's, like, you can get like, you can get like a blowpop. They'll sell them individually. They're, they're like probably like 75 cents or something like that. That's crazy.

Inflation's wild. Yeah. I remember when, yeah. I remember when blow pops were just, they were just. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 2026. Ram 1500 Big Horn crew cab four by four for three sixty nine a month for 39 months with $4,00099 due at signing. Tax, title, license extra. No security deposit required.

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It's free. You're just like, yeah, you're just somebody pulling a bunch of blow pops up your ass. You're just mad just because you're slightly inconvenienced? Yeah. and they just keep going Hey It's just part of it When in Rome

A tourist is here He's like I guess this is how they do things here It's crazy American customs is crazy Crazy I'll take it blow pop I'll think it blew pop

I'll think it blew up There's like these like Fucking really like fetish Like these fetish heavy Taurus that are just With their pants down To their ankles walking around They're walking around like a bear

It's like it crawling it all forward Man said put, what is it? Man said put pop a penis and I get one. Yeah. Oh, I live in America. Because they blow pops up your ass. Before we move on, before we get too crazy, I do want to address the fact that like we put out an episode recently. Oh.

I think it's like two episodes by the time you're hearing this. Yeah. Because we release kind of ahead of schedule sometimes. So we put out of an episode. that was evidently shot in iMex. Yeah, it's IMAX. People were a little confused, because I think only the patrons got an explanation.

So the free feed were like, what the fuck is going on? There was a, well, I put it in the description of the video. Nobody reads descriptions anymore. It's the description at all. So, yeah. It's glad I feel like, though, if you're confused, you should at least check for something, you know?

Like, it's like, oh. You're from a Winera, man. Yeah, that's true. But, like, I didn't do an elaborate description because it was, I was, I didn't feel like. typing a whole paragraph out. But long story short, you know, the, the, what you normally do, what I normally do is just, I import the stuff after I'm done importing, I delete it. I skip, I guess I skipped the part where I imported it and then I deleted it. There's the footage.

And so when I went to work on it, I was like, what the fuck's the footage? And then, um, so I was like, oh my God, I just like, like, fuck the footage. But then I have this thing that's called like easy recovery or some shit like that. And it allows you to recover some stuff that you deleted. Oh, really? It doesn't work well. It works better for pictures and stuff. Videos. Crapchute.

So I recovered it and it was, you know, torn. It was a little like you can. So basically if you've ever tried this before, you'll see like sometimes green, a green tear or like the footage is corrupted a little bit. So it was corrupted on the fucking bottom. So it looks like. So I just, I mean, instead of it having this horrible. looking thing that's going to be too distracting I was like I'll just make it look like

this and then that's fine you letterbox it just it ended up coming out looking like I'm filmed it's like it's so cinematic It wasn't even epic episode is this fucking random bullshit It could have been like a cool one There's a lot of comments that was like

This is a really long cutsy I should have put the Avengers music Do you use that music Is that uh I mean if you use the first like Of course it's copyright strike Yeah, so if you do like what? The whole thing.

Less than 10 seconds. That one part that everybody knows, you can use that. You don't want to go to the part where it starts. You know how crescendos, you know, nope. You're already in color. For the entire duration of the podcast are like subtly underneath all the audio cues that you could like hear it in the background.

There's like slight reverb so you think it's happening in the room. Sampling, bro. I actually, I wanted to ruin the episode and then put it one decibel. louder than the audio and so. The entire episode of the podcast. You can still hear us, but it's,

you really have to pay it. It's a labor. It's a word. You got to put it past the first three seconds of the Avengers theme for two hours on loop. Yeah, so that was the explanation. And so why they're not, that's, I saw people like,

they should go back to the old style of shooting. It's, that's not the new style. It was just like a, you know, no, that was. It was the footage getting corrupted. Yeah, I could have. I could have been more like, people are really mad about it.

We could pull the camera further back and pretend to shoot an eye max. That could be a style choice, I guess. I thought about doing something more ridiculous with it. Yeah. But also, again, it's people aren't gonna, they're not gonna really,

like if you do too much, they're not gonna appreciate it. People don't appreciate like incredible, like really highly edited podcasts. Yeah. Specifically. I remember because I, would spend hours, like finally editing things.

It was like, nobody cared. Yeah. The second, like, I stopped doing it is like, no one noticed. So I was like, all right. Well, like, I listen to, fuck, man. I listen. Like, there's a lot of content that I consume. And their audio and their video is just absolute dog shit.

And people are completely happy with it. Well, we're, yeah. I mean, the thing with that, though, is that we notice that because we're in it. Yeah. And so we care more. Right. But like, your average person is just like, I don't know, I'm listening to people talk. Yeah, listen to people talk.

there's sometimes dude there are podcasts where people don't even use people use on board microphones from the cameras and I'm like what the fuck are you doing especially in this day and age I'm like you don't

the entry level to getting equipment is so it's nothing now you can even use even if you like you can even use one of those you know for payment plan things like say oh I don't have this right away but then just in within a month

you can pay something off that's like $100 for example yeah $25 every two weeks that's fucking awesome on payment plans everything my house my fucking dog dog your dog

shit on my shit on payment plans dude and the guy I go to Taco Bell and I'm like damn I got a fucking I can't even 5 cents right now that's great hit you back hit you back and after that man

I can't really The only way I can live Fast food on a payment plan is insane Yeah I hit you back It's getting there though bro It's getting there It's to a point where

I looked at I haven't gone to Carlis Jr. Here but I looked at the prices And I laughed I was like oh In five years it'll be available Yeah, yeah

I'll take a Whop around Layaway, please bro, it's great I was looking I was like oh I'll go to Uber Eats or whatever Let's see, let's see what you got And then it was like 20 something

And taxed for just like one combo Add like a chick filet Or something or like fucking They'll get your food man I was like what is how? Yeah, Biden's America The amount of money I've seen Not eating out as much is crazy dude

Oh yeah it is I save so much more money It's insane Oh yeah of course laughable. I've done been cooking for fucking ages now at this point. Yeah. Yeah. I've done being cooking. I've done been cooking. I don't be cooking. I don't go outside no more. I don't go. Fred dead ass. Pre-red dead-ass character. I don't go for, I don't go outside

to get my food. You know who probably saves a lot of money though? I read a lie fucking character. I build chickens. You build from scratch. I don't, I don't want those. I don't want to taste those chickens. They're pretty good. Are they? Yeah, they taste just like chicken. They taste just like chicken. They taste just like chicken. but it's not chicken But them just cybernetically engineered But they'm still chicken though Would you eat a cyber would you eat

A mechanical chicken that tastes like chicken? No Depends on how mechanical It's metal It is edible though You know like there's plenty of metals That we are That are in our system

That's true, yeah iron True There's it There's iron and cereal Would you have like an iron magnesium Copper chicken? I don't think copper is good for us

No we have little copper in our system I think we have it But I don't think it's Okay well let me just say it's supposed to be there. You're probably right. Let me see you. It's like plastic.

Pull a plastic chicken. Which. Like zinc magnesium and iron. Yeah. Those are ones that have. I like to put a magnet to my cereal and collect a little metal and eat the metal and dump the cereal. A really strong magnet scans of your cereal. And it's a fucking enough to make your cereal, you look at your cereal.

And there's like a little bit of left outside of the magnet. You're like, oh, shit. Have you seen that? Those like things of like how much. much iron is actually, like how many like shards of iron is in your cereal? It's kind of wild. Yeah. I mean, iron is. Yeah. I mean, it's fine. It's just like it's weird to visualize it. Yeah. And like a like a solid like clump. It's like, ooh, that's a lot of metal. It's like, what was it? Which, which X-Men was it two? Was it X-2? I have never seen. You know what's wild? I don't think in my adult life. I've seen the X-Men movies. Like, I don't remember anything about the second one in particular is actually a really, really good movie. I actually really. Yeah. I think I miss them entirely.

Interesting. I mean, there I think I saw them on TV like, you know what I mean? Like in passing. Yeah. Sure. Like I know like I'm the juggernaut. I've seen, I've seen things from it.

But like I've never actually like sat through them. I hated that he was in that movie. I hate the third one so much. Well, yeah, it was awful. It was awful for many reasons. But yeah,

they used a Vinnie Paul. Not Vinny Paul. Sorry. Vinny Jones for a juggernaut. Or his face imposed on a fucking bodybuilder. And, uh, you know, so stupid.

He's, um, well, And they didn't, they didn't explain anything in, well, he's, he's magic. He's, he's, uh, he's a guy that got a stone and got powers. Yeah, so he's, he's magic. He's not a mutant. He's, he's related to Charles, though.

Him and Charles are like, uh, stepbrothers, right? Um, I think, they're either, they're either step. I think they're stepbrothers. Step brothers. I think they are step brothers. Yeah, yeah, they are. They're for sure step brothers. Kane, Marko?

No, Kane, is him King Mark? Whatever. I don't, I don't know any of these people. Yeah, he's not going to even know any of that. Um, but. Yeah, he's not immune. you know what I thought about He's often with Magneto though

He's has tapped to Magnetum one and once And he's an enemy of Charles Why is he there then man Because he's a famous character from the cartoon So they were like let's put him in here I guess Yeah well specifically they liked Because like they did that one scene The Juggernaut bitch thing

And I when I was thinking about this the other day actually That fucking series Is from a rapist juggernaut right The My Way Entertainment Right In like 05 which I'm a huge fan of My Way entertainment. Shout out My Way.

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She's, that, um, Charles wants to fuck, essentially. Oh my God, the alien. What the fuck? I forgot her name. Empress, Empress. Whatever, some, that dumb bitch from space. Yeah, that dumb bitch from space. People know what I'm talking about that are in the X-Men, whatever.

She's tied up. Alara, Kalora? No, can keep, keep talking about it. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Look it up. if you, if you, if you really want to know.

But, uh, she's, she's fucking, like, tied up, right? And then fucking juggernaut bust into the door. And he was like, it's the juggernaut bitch. And I got a bitch with me. Yes, we're going to have a fucking rape party. Like he's like, about, he says that? Yes. Yeah.

So, like, you're saying. What is this from? So this is from, you've never seen the juggernaut bitch. I've seen the clip from the movie. So it's based off of these guys. They're called My Way Entertainment. They do parodies of, uh, Saturday morning cartoons. They were doing...

That's insane. So they quoted that, basically? I'm the juggernaut bitches from that. And when you think about it, when you, because like, I didn't think about it at the time. I just thought like how stupid that was that they used it. I thought it was funny.

It was so stupid. It was funny. I was like, I can't believe this made it into the movie. This is such a dumb niche thing. And then they wrote it into the movie. And then when I thought about it, I was like, oh, that juggernauts a fucking piece of shit. And like, they used this in a fucking, a, a film.

a fucking major box office film But you know I guess most people They don't know about that Yeah I had no fucking idea I love it though He's those guys they did They would do

Mostly X-Men Until after a while They got some cease and desist For obvious reasons And then they've done Power Rangers Yeah They have like a lot of

They did a lot of anime One of their bleach ones Is one of my favorite They did a Helsing one that I really like it's fucking there's a guy and his name is Randy Hayes this black dude

he's the one that voices juggernaut that guy is criminally underrated as a comedian and he just never like did anything outside he just fucked around with his friends

yeah and then just whatever he does behind the scenes and I'm like this naga should be famous I'm the juggerna feller

feller feller yeah yeah I don't know maybe I got the crimson gym with Cynarack feller I gotta say like

I probably would have watched the X-Men movies more if maybe they had KSI doing the intro theme to all of them. I think that probably would have put my... We are the X-Men and we're getting persecuted. But no damn reason we're just here at our damn school. So the hate around this song is so fucking funny to me, man.

I know we started talking about it, but we never actually did it. It's so over the top. When Aidan Ross has the nerve to hate on your shit, it's crazy. Dude, do you know how big it's gotten? I've gotten two offers. one guy was like, hey, do you want to jump on my verse? I'd have a gay cover. Do you want to jump on the second verse?

Like, I guess Trippy Red's part. And I was like, I was like, I told him, I was like, I don't think about it. I wasn't really, I just thought about it that morning. I'm like, oh, maybe I should fuck with this. And then I get an email from somebody just a long time viewer. And he was like, hey, man, I wrote lyrics. I just wanted to hand them to you if you want to email. Email so formal.

Right. There's something so professional and serious about it. And I was just like, wow, like people really want this. I kind of, as I started looking into the hate, the wave of it, see, like, I hate being an artist sometimes because I don't feel compelled to do it anymore. I know. I know, yeah. I was just like, oh, this is, it's not, it's manufactured. Yeah.

The hate is so overblown on purpose. And it feels, it's not like when I literally the same day when Ben Shapiro dropped that. Oh, the Tom McDonald's. Yeah. At a track. Immediately I wrote something because I was like, oh, this is so stupid. I just felt compelled to do it immediately. But this, I'm not really motivated.

It's not, look, it's not a good song. Right. But like I've seen Tom McDonald reminds me of like, just everything that's wrong with everything. I don't know. Like he's just, he's like if he's like if. If you told the little kid that draw an idiot with tattoos, they would just draw Tom McDonald. It's like,

draw a dumb person with tattoos and braids and they can be like I got you and he would just draw and it's a perfect it's a portrait. It's shaded

beautifully. It's like colored painted watercolor. I was embarrassed that there was even people telling me to check him out. Oh yeah.

Like back in like 2017 or something when he popped off onto the scene because obviously he got into the culture war shit. Yeah,

I remember that too. I remember being like this sucks. It was fucking awful. I was like I can't believe there's people

here telling me I should check this out like as if oh you know what it was there so I did a reaction to that Joyner Lucas thing when he was like doing the like both sides thing that I don't know if you remember that and um Jonah Lucas is a good artist

not good great yeah he's really fantastic rapper he's really good so people people had the audacity after seeing that check out Tom McDonald I'm like are you fucking not even close absolutely that is crazy look I don't know

I don't know much about, I don't know much about Jordan or Lucas, but I've heard enough to know that, like, I've heard Tom McDonald's as well. These are not, these are not the same people. If you told us to join, he would stop rapping probably. He'd like, I can't do this no more. Like, he probably, yeah. He'd be like, oh, gross. He rents a garage and becomes a carpenter. Just like completely shifts gears entirely.

Ew, that's disgusting. He fucking sleeves. That is, I mean, that is very one of the reasons why I didn't, why. why I wanted, I was, I said multiple times throughout my videos that I was like, I can't wait for this latest wave of shit to blow over because this shit's dumb. And luckily, luckily for me and for you and a handful of other people. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 26. Ram 1500 Big Horn crew cab four by four for three sixty nine a month for 39 months with 4,00099 due at signing. Tax, title, license.

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We can do other things. Like we're not, you know how there was just like, oh, people got into that type of content. Like the Tom McDonald's. They got into two profit and then, And then that's it. This was kind of like something that we kind of just did. Yeah.

And then once it kind of slowed down in that realm, mainly that pertained about like pop culture stuff and gaming and shit. Yeah. Once that slowed down because it did and now people are just grasping at straws, right? But it works. I mean, it works. I wish I was more present during the Gamergate era where I could just like have seen that shit.

Because I would love to just hear like, I would love to hear some of the horror stories about what shit with girls will go through on there. Just to laugh at how insane. people are. I feel bad because that shit is imagine that for real. Imagine you're like you're playing fucking cod right and you're having the usual, the usual call-duty discourse which is just slurs.

The usual. Yeah. Yeah. The where it's only where it's respectable. You know, it's fine to go there and do what you got to do there. You know, everybody has you have a tough day at work. Come on call duty. Call a black person in the end word a few times. You don't mean it. You know. It's just what you do. You don't mean it. You don't you're insane because you're upset.

It's just it's just part of it. You know, I have a punching bag. You know, you've killed your cats from kicking them so hard, you know? Like, you're just, your wife is cowering and you're like, ah, it's not far as much you're scared already. Imagine kicking the wind out of a cat. Imagine watching a child kick the wind out of a cat and then go play call duty.

The cat gets kicked and it holds the cat is holding it's just ass. I don't know, Gamergate wasn't as bad as this case. I'm sorry, I got to say. I think maybe for you. It's, um, look, man, the might big is grievous grieve

of that song is that it's with any artist that he would have been better off if he just used like a heavy layered auto tune like say not because it's pitch corrected but it's humanized right say like a lot of rappers will just straight up oh just put the fucking um this speed put everything up to the highest dial and then just have it be auto tuned to hell right yeah that's kind of a style i don't i don't even i do when i haven't heard rap but auto tuning god knows how long I just don't listen to rap Oh you just don't listen to that Okay I was about I know it's around

I guess this little Yadi Yadi does it too yeah Well first of all Autotune is ubiquitous It is the way that people use I haven't heard T-Pain type Autotune in a while Yeah that's what auto tune is pretty

Everyone tunes up their voice Well that's what I was That's what I'm referring to And my that's what I'm referring to My biggest problem is that If he's trying to pass it off As if he can sing And that's my biggest problem

Because I can hear the pitch correction, he's completely on, you know, key, I know he can't sing. So when I'm hearing him being completely on key like this, I'm like, this just sounds completely manufactured like an AI to me versus, you know, I know all those rappers, um, uh, can't sing either, but they're not pretending. They're just slapping on the auto tune. Yeah. They're putting, they're dialing it to 20 to where it's just like, or Eminem where he just duplicates his, uh, audio, you know? Yeah. Just like sings the chorus of it like, the same, he just layers the same thing three times. Yes, yes. That's the chorus now?

Yes, actually yes. And so to me, it's so that's so egregious when people do that. There's a lot of artists that try to pretend, like trying to pretend like you can sing always unnoise the fuck out of me. Because I won't, I don't pitch correct things that much.

I feel like a lot of artists, I feel like singing is more common now in rappers than it was before. Because before rappers straight up, they didn't sing at all. Right. Yeah. Drake made it so rappers had to have something else in the bag. Unfortunately, he's like, I hate to give him credit there, but he definitely heavily changed rapping as a thing.

People have to be able to sing somewhat because of his introduction to the game. And there's a lot of rappers that have like a decent level of like being able to carry a note. Not being able like full-fledged singers, but a lot of them carry like Jid. Jid can sing Joey Badass has a ability to carry a note. But singing and carry note are different things obviously.

Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Most of them can carry notes, you know. One can carry up a note like, oh, I can just sing on a flat or Sharping, carry out like a regular note, but most of them are not singers. Right. And I some are singers and it's fucking wild hearing

like hearing someone like well obviously Donald Glover is more on a singer side than rapper side. Yeah. I would say because before he was more rapper than singer. But he can sing obviously. He's someone that like particularly sings or like who's the rapper I think that really like actually sings pretty well. Chris Brown's more rapper than singer

and beat her. Do you say it was more rapper than singer? He's more singer. Sorry, he's more singer than rapper. He's more singer than rapper. He's more single than rap, but he can also rap as well. Sure. Who's a rapper that can sing? Well, there was some like, I thought there's some, maybe jid. There was some

like artists that were, you know, coming up and two of them were dead. XX actually had a decent singing voice. Juice wore that decent singing voice. I don't think Juice is a good singer. I think Jews could carry a note. No, but he carry a note well. I guess that makes him a big of business. I thought when I hear him, the difference

is like, it's like T-pane. T-pain. T-pain, put shit on even though he can sing well. That's what he sounded like to me. When I hear, like say for it, when I hear KSI, for example, I know. I'm like, oh, I can hear where the audio is being bent, you know, to the key. I can hear it's not fucking the type of auto tune that people are used to, but it's just like you can, I can hear how inauthentic it is. And that's jarring to me where I like somebody who can barely, I like when people like

Jay Cole, Jay Cole can barely sing. and he doesn't pretend like he can sing well so he's not gonna pitch correct the fuck out of his thing to make him sound he just does his thing and I'm like carries a note on the song he doesn't try to sing and I appreciate that and so to me when I hear this KSai song it's so jarring to me because I'm like bro

stop like no one other than dumb ass little kids are gonna think oh he's a good singer you know but everybody else is like bro come on wow we hear you you know the thing you think that guy's gonna sing well you ever met somebody with the actual singing voice? Like people are like, oh, yeah, like I

talk like this, but then they have a completely different singing voice. I think most people do. That's, I, but most people's singing voices are like in line with their voice. Well, yeah, I suppose. I, I met someone because obviously I think about Shibir quite a lot in that regard, because DeMirreq is I'm like, what the fuck?

Hearing him speak is crazy. How does he sound? He's like, hey, he's ever what? He's an Ozzy? He's what you did? He's all fucking crazy. He's fucking. No, he's from UK. Yeah, he's from the UK. He's British. But like. Oh, do he had braids. I get it. Yeah.

He's British, but you're just like, you hear him talking, you're like, what the fuck? To me, you know, it's sound like you're a fucking... You sound like you're, like, being haunted by the Christmas ghost. Like, what the fuck is going out? It's insane. This guy, that's like, Scroo-scing fucking virtual insanity. It's what it feels like.

Scroars. My of. Virtuo insanity. They're always. Same state. It's like insane. You can't sing that way, though. It would be...

Futures. Might of. Stop. Stop. We are like this. We beat this horse to death twice. We have been really needlessly targeting comedy shorts gamer for a while. It's a little bit on point, though, right now, because we are talking about KS.

That is true. KSai. Yeah, yeah. So, like, back to the song. KFC. The thing that's, KFC, it's, God, that's like, is that racist? I mean. You know what I mean?

Is it racist or is it racist to think that? That's racist. You know what I mean? I think it does back in to be racist again. I think it's just a continuous loop of racism. Like it could be like you just genuinely like KSI, KFC, you just like, you know, you defaulted to the last K acronym that you heard. But you're like, did you think KFC because he's black?

And you're like, that's racist. I guess it's just racist. But I think it's just racist again, though. Like it's multiplying. It's a loop. It's a racism. It's a never, it's an uroboros of racism. It just snake devouring itself with a clan outfit on.

With a clan. outfit on. What's that thing called the Infinity Flat or the Mobius strip? Where it's like an infinite. Oh yeah, exactly. Exactly. It's just an infinite loop of racism. Yeah, I bet. The, um, the thing that I can I say, the thing that I hate most about this KSI song, though, is like, look, I don't know. Like, it's, it's, it's what, it's not the worst song I've ever heard. I think most people are hating it because it's surrounding a lot of the stuff that KSI has been doing lately, which is prime. Oh, yeah, that has a stupid lunchly shit. The bunchables, the bunchables. Yeah, the lunchebles. Yeah. Yeah. I. Healthy lunchable. I saw, and look, I understand advertising. I get it, but like, it's so lazy where, like, I saw the be like, these are lunchables.

And then they ate them. And then they were like, oh, oh, I can't handle it. Oh, it's so gross. And then they had luncheaties like, oh, this is really good. Shut the fuck up. You should be assassinated if you do that. Like, I really, like, I cannot. It's so transparent.

Like, who believes who is being convinced? Like, who above the age of six is being convinced by that? They're aiming towards it. They're not aiming. They're not aiming towards us. But like those kids, no luncheibles are good too, though. They're like, they already think they have lunchebles. But now lunchebles are connected to their favorite YouTuber.

Right. But that jumps at that. But no, but see, yeah, you're right. And the thing is introducing suicide. They know. Lunchables. Yeah. The dangling candy man from.

The chocolate. Yeah, it's like a chocolate. It's like a chocolate. It's a chocolate person hanging from a tree. that sounds gas actually I would eat that as a kid for sure yeah I mean yeah probably I'm selling it on myself to be honest with you yeah you're right you're right yeah suicide forest loachables go hard that goes hard that goes hard that goes hard

and the fact that it's and the fact that it's connected to mr. beast who like has his own fucking always happened right yeah mr. beat has been fighting for a while can I say something about mr. beast like look I always thought people who like him were trying a little bit too hard because I'm like I don't know whatever the guys makes dumb content it's not for you whatever whatever. But I did always kind of assume that he was like, he's got the smile of a sociopath. Yeah. Like 100%. And I don't know if that's necessarily fair because it could be, you know, you could potentially maybe have the smile of a sociopath and not be a sociopath because your face is just that way.

I disagree actually. You think so? I think, look, I will say there's always, there's always a car. It's always exceptions. Okay. But you know that they're small because they're disabled. And it's not a, right? It's not a smile. Like there's a guy that I watched that he got into a fight. He used to be a bouncer. and they fucked his face up. So now he has nerve damage. So he's like a little bit like he's kind of half jokering it. You know, he's a little bit too-facing it a little bit. He's a grinner now. But you know.

He's a grinling. But you know why it's doing it. The lifeless in the eyes, look at man, I can be totally incorrect, but I feel like people, like, because. There's no basis to this at all. What I'm saying is because like, because I'm not a fucking psychologist, right? But I feel like most people get the vibe. of they understand when they see dead eyes and a fake smile. They're like, oh, this person, I should stay away from this person.

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

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Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. He's got the least marketable smile I've ever seen. His eyes, he has no crow's feet. He's just showing teeth. And that's what my... Yeah, he's like bearing his teeth to like a threat. That's what my cousins...

Like the idea of happiness is like threatening to it. It's a very strange. I think genuinely what happens is that Mr. Bees, this is what it is, right? People, at first it starts it like this, right? Mr. Beast was doing shit and getting a lot of money and doing things that were perceived as positive. And initially, because of how fucked we are, it's the society, people doing good things just rubs us the wrong way. We don't believe people that do the good things.

I just don't. I disagree. I disagree, too. I think you guys are insane. I disagree with that. No, it's people doing good. We love philanthropy. We just.

No, no, no. You love philanthropy, right? When it's done by people who are, that are just grassy. grassroots people doing philanthropy. It's not even just that. I think genuinely you may, you, us may be, we may be, um, disagreeings to, um, like misnomer's. But even for me, when someone does something very kind, my heart is like,

I hope this is for the right reason. Always. Really? Always. Because, like, because I feel like so often we've seen people do things that are air floats. You're right. Good. And then it turns out up their fucking puppies in there basically, you know?

Yeah, I guess the thing for me is it's always not necessarily that like, I'm sure he did good things for people. I'm not discounting that. No, no, but I think what happened is that's where it started. The dislike frame started there. And then obvious or the distrust, the distrust was like, he's doing this, but I don't know. This seems a little sketchy. Why is he doing this? Hmm, curious.

And then it turns. Do you believe Mr. Bees has like a good heart? I don't know. I just don't know. I mean, just a hunch. Maybe. Do you not have an intuition? You have to have intuition. That's how humans live. I have intuitions on both sides.

I'm like, he could be doing good things. That's not how intuitions were. Well, that's absolutely how it. You have intuitions on both sides? That's just a, that's just a, that's just, that's just, that's neutral? That's no, that's not an intuition. I exist on neutrality. That's a lack of intuition.

There's no intuition there. Well, no, because it's like, he could be doing good stuff, but also like this feels, look, there feels like something's wrong. You have intuition because if you saw a fucking guy with the trench coat, like walking all. Oh, no, absolutely. That's different. Yes. Yes.

So you have intuition. That's, that's straight up. How do you feel? What does your gut tell you about Mr. Beast? I feel like he, he may be doing this. He might not be as good as. he portray himself to be, but that doesn't necessarily means he's evil. I'm not saying he's evil. I'm

like a fucking really bad person. He might just be a, because people have said for a while, he's a bit of a dickhead behind the scenes, but also I've heard that about people that are objectively, like, I've heard that about you, you know, and I'm like, yeah, he's a cunt, but like he's not a bad person. Right, right, right. Like, I've had to talk to people about it. I've been around people where they were like talking about you and I'm like,

do you know? I was like, really? Yeah, but like what I don't mind being portrayed as an asshole. But that's it. Some people, there are perceptions about people that they can't control. And no matter what they do, the matter what you kind of things you do, some people, especially if you're a very famous,

the biggest consecrate at the time, people are going to feel some type of way about it, no matter. What about our friend, our mutual friend who was left in the desert on a Mr. Beast shoot? Yeah, that was C-C,

that was where I was like, yeah. Trump did the same thing, too. Did you see that? He left all of his fans in fucking, what was it, Bernie Man or Coachella? It was Coachella.

Yeah. What do you mean? So Trump had a rally, like, he had a rally over, like, wherever Coachella is. I don't know where Coachella is. I've never gone. But, like, it's in the middle of, like, the desert, presumably, right? And so he goes, he has, like, a rally. And he pays for, like, the buses to go in, right?

Because he wants everybody to show up and he wants it to be in a place. And honestly, like, my gut tells me. And again, could be wrong, whatever. Like, that's always, that's always obvious, by the way. Like, I hate that we have to say that now because it's, that should be implied by just having a conversation. Right. But my gut tells me that, like, he paid for all the buses to take everybody into this remote area

so that nobody could leave before his rally was done because of what Kamala said. You know what I mean about, like, how people leave his rallies early. And he's like, well, I don't want people leaving my rallies early. So we're going to go far away. People can't keep people can't leave. And then he, and then he, so he paid for the buses in, but he didn't pay, he didn't pay any of the bus. is out. I don't know what that's left. Yeah. I don't know if that's how it works with the, here's the thing with with the Trump. He's a notorious, uh, not paying people guy. Right.

Like he's a notorious. So I don't even know if they got, because I imagine you know, no, no company does transactions that way where it's like, oh, I'm going to pay for one way and then you have to pay it. It's like, it's a whole transaction. So what's to me is that he didn't pay at all. He was like, oh, we'll pay like once the, you know, and then they realized that, oh, he's not going to pay. And based on who he is, that's what it seems like. Very likely he did. Very likely, but let's take it out of consideration that is Trump for a second. Very likely you can pay to go somewhere.

And you know, I exactly have to pay to go back, but you pay to get there, you know. Usually for most services. Oh, yeah. It could have been like a Flix or like Megabus. Megabus isn't over here anymore, but Flix is like one of the biggest woods over here now. you can pay for one way but they run on routes So this would have to be a special thing

Which I assume it was So it was so it almost seems like to me And because it's Donald Trump And what could have happened knowing that Donald Trump is rich They probably were like Oh it was like good faith Right which actually how he operates a lot And why he always

That's why he always gets out of paying a lot of shit Most of the vast majority of his lawyers Can tell you You know it's unfortunate that You know his followers don't look up anything about him whatsoever. Oh yeah, he's a fucking scammer. He's legitimately a scammer.

He literally... Trump Bibles, Trump shoes. He has been for decades. He's selling watches now that are $100,000 and they're worth at best $18,000. Dude, Anita Sarkeesian on steroids, on mega steroids, on triple steroids,

on gargantuan, like, mega, like blitzwave steroids. It's crazy. Blitz wave. You see the thing like recently? Like he said, like I saw him, I saw like a clip of him recently. He was talking about how like we got a ban video games.

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, Thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. Just not even necessarily referencing him specifically. I just tweeted out like any, just I personally think anybody, anybody who would blame society's ills on video games is really stupid and incompetent.

And everybody was like, wow, so brave. Nobody heard about it. I wonder why no one heard about it. I wonder why no one heard about the fact that Trump said this recently. Oh, maybe because it's probably not a good thing. It's not a good thing. And X won't circulate it. Yeah.

It's so fucking embarrassing. Have you heard that he won't stop, even though the governor of North Carolina has continuously continuously said, hey, FEMA got us to help. Biden helped us. He called. They called it. Everything was great. Please, I'm begging you.

Stop. He's literally also conservative. Isn't he conservative the guy that's like, are you getting to the key? Of course, he's concerned. The governor of North Carolina is conservative. And so this guy is basically begging for, you know, the right to play. to please stop spreading these lies because you're literally hurting people

getting help here. Like you were actively hurting stuff and then he doesn't care. The people, the punants don't care. And I'm just like, that one thing alone should already be disqualifying for being a fucking president for literally actively hurting the country

that's been slammed by a fucking hurricane. It's too late. It's too late for us with these folks. It's just like, it's one thing. And that's not even, that is like, literally the biggest thing. So that is the tip of. It would be the biggest thing for any other person.

Yeah, man. I don't know. It's fine. They love him. They want a little, they want, I don't know, maybe they have daddy issues or something. And they just want,

like, they want a father figure to believe, to believe in. God bless you. I hope you find it. I, I wish I was as laissez-faire as you. I really do.

I just, I don't have the energy. I can't care about it. I wish. The best I can do is, like, secretly pray for death. You're going to, you put up.

the fucking Eddie Brock is like, God, I know I don't talk to you very often. Can you kill all these stupid niggins? Please. Can you imagine? You're pulling like an Eddie Brock going to a church at night.

You're like laying on the chair. Is that what we're missing? That's exactly how he does it too. He's like on it. He's like leaning like this. He's like, Lord. I want you to kill everyone.

Lord, could you please kill everyone so we can have some universal health care please everyone everyone everyone you find you get to me turner's wish god cosmo wonder I wish everyone died period

everywhere all of us wow including you today me first me first my god just just fucking throws the wand through his face and start the film first I wish every single I think about

dumb and gay not sexually the only would die right now. You know what I mean. I think, I think, I was like, okay. All right.

All right. Let's go. I guess I'll kill everyone for you, TV. All right. I think about that drawing of him craying over the bed being like, what is it? I wish everyone that died went to hell no matter.

No, it's capital no matter what. I'm like, no, that's crazy. That's probably one of my favorite images on the internet is, is, I wish Cosmo and Wanda, I wish everybody goes to hell no matter what.

It's so fucking out of pocket. That's like a triple wish though. That's like a quadruple like a huge wish. There's no limitations on it either, right? Huh? There's no limitations on his, right? But I think that one gets around all of them. He was able to turn the entire population into gray blobs.

So you can't, you can't. That is true. He was able to like circumvent the will of like 100% of people. So you can't. kill people. You can't wish for love. You can't, um... You can change everything. Yeah, you can. It's a cartoon. It's a Saturday. I know. I know. Like, most kids don't wish. I wish that every single person that was on the planet was trance. They didn't think about that in 19 and 2003. Yo, that shit would be fucking cool, man. I wish Fultonari was acceptable in society. Like this shit like that way. It's like, this is such mac. Which is. What? think if I want to go to hell no matter what means that now hell is

definitely real. Yeah, it's real. The devil's real. God's now also real. Well, the thing about it is like if hell wasn't already real, that means Timmy Turner created a hell. Yeah. It's for people to go to. Right. Which is like really... It's really maniacal because it literally doesn't exist.

And then he wielded it into existing with the wish. So that's exactly what's happening. That means he created every creature that's in hell as well by that. That means you might have created heaven. Well, that's interesting. But now everyone's a barred from it. That is it.

You actually just brought up an interesting thing because what it's, it would it have to be Timmy Turner's version of hell? Because like there's a lot of, that's the thing. I want the worst version. I want the worst version you could think of ever. I want like, a D and D level one. Yeah,

where like, there's fucking demons that can fly and take over children. But what would be a 10 year old? But what would be a 10 year old, like, no video games after? eight. If they believe in hell. If you heard about the Bible,

he probably would think of like the fucking the super morbid punishment. Lake of fire like burning for eternity. But is the Bible real in the universe of the fairly odd parents? Well, I think there. I think it is.

They say, oh my God is like that. So maybe the idea of God is real. See, this is interesting. All this is interesting because it's like, there's more plot. There's more world building than they've ever considered for the show, by the way.

So magic is definitely real. So it is possible for religions to be real as well. Yeah, but there's a tooth fairy. No, there's a Santa Claus. There's an Easter bunny. There's lepracons. There's the Easter bunny?

Yeah, he's a bunny. Lepercons. Well, that's tied to Easter's. So I think there might be like. So if there is an Easter bunny, then Christ was crucified in, in the world apparently. So yeah, canonically. Do you think the fairies are stronger than God? Yes.

Actually, yes. It's the base. I think it's a debatable conversation. I wouldn't say yes, definitely, but I'd say it's a debatable conversation. I would say yes because... Because at least more active. How is...

How is... How does God have... God created everything? How does he have any problem thwarting Satan in any way, shape, or form? If he created everything. It's not his place.

His power... His power is extremely limited, if that's the case. But so can the fairies kill Satan? I think so. Absolutely. Because... Cosmo, I want Satan to be dead.

But they can't kill. can't kill people. But, but, he's not a people. They could, though. Could you wish for, like, wait, could you wish for, like, a gun that kills God? Yeah, or like. I want a gun that kills God at God's exact location. Well, I guess what I'm saying is, like, could Timmy Turner on his throne?

Like, he's inbound. He's inbound. Oh, my God. He's got the gun that kills God. I don't know how come I didn't think of that. Fuck. I wish that God couldn't kill me. And I wish I had a gun that killed God.

I wish I was at God's house right now. The thing about it is like, you can't wish to kill. But could you... Wish for something that could kill? No, let me... You keep bringing in the gun that kills God. I just want to say like if... Like, if you had like an infestation,

could you wish that all the roaches in your house were dead? No, you can't wish to kill. I guess you can wish them away. You can wish them away. What does that mean? They just go somewhere else. I wish the roaches were gone. Yeah, I wish my roaches.

were in the Andromeda galz. My roaches. And they died. I wish the roaches in my apartment are now in God's throne. Because the idea is like, what the fuck? There's never been roaches in here before.

There hasn't been a roach in here in a while. Someone that really bothers. I wish you were right in front of a truck. That's it. Yeah, you could really get away with that, I feel. Like, you could just be like, I wish you were in the middle of the highway right now. you know and then they would die

right presumably like not necessarily immediately but definitely as a result I wish you were 13 miles of civilization in a hot desert I wish the structure that building was weaker right you know like I wish I feel like you could easily get away with killing people 100 yeah like a little sociopath kid with those those things would be a really serious threat

100% because I just wish we're like I wish I wouldn't I wish I couldn't be harmed ever only emotionally that'd be amazing I wish that chicken had 10 hundred times the MSG that it has you know someone taking like a bite of a chicken nugget and you're like put 20 grams of sodium in it that's just another chicken nugget of salt that is insane oh my god what else like I wish this guy's brakes were cut I wish this guy's fucking I wish this plane's fucking radar went off yeah or just like

I wish that guy's I wish this car would stop working exactly one year from now yeah you know And you pick like 2 p.m. on a Friday. You know what I mean? I wish this plane had no fuel. Yeah, I feel like there's so many ways to get around wishing for death without actually. It's flying. I wish this doctor falls asleep in the middle of the surgery. You're shit like that.

Like that's why we can't have those kind of powers. Because there's a little kid, if I would have, because a little kid, you're scorn already. You know, you're just mad about the sun coming out. Look, you're right. You know, as a kid, you're just mad sometimes. You're dumb and you're like people. Are you? Why are you so mad?

Well, people obstruct because you're a kid. He was, remember? He went to therapy. Oh, that's right. You went to therapy for being mad and stupid. I was just like, I was mad stupid. Why am I here? I just want to kill everyone.

Was that big deal? What's the big fucking deal? Well, no, as a kid, you're just kind of paying. Who cares if I rip the wings off of butterflies and shove them up my fucking urethra? Who cares? Not my dick and flap. I'm going to kill you too, doctor. You're like, you know, it's not a smart kid in the world.

It's everyone's, you're pretty much a passenger in the world as a child. Yeah, yeah. So imagine getting power, getting, like, damn near divinity at a young age. I would like, what are all the rules? Like, what is every rule I can do? I would like, all right, what I can do? I would do, I would have done fuck shit. I would have been, they would have put me in a movie.

It would be like, Cosmona, I wish Aspen Gold was clean. And he fucking screams and dies. Yeah. He's like, ah! He starts phizzing. Yeah, he's like, fucking boils and shit. And he's just, because there's a thin layer of grime over him. that was protecting him from the outside environment.

It was. Now it's gone. He's not acclimated. He just gets sick really fast. I wish Aspen Gold's apartment was spotless. He wakes up. It's like Voldemort in the movie. It's like curled up in a ball and it's like a white room.

I've never. Was that in that movie? Yeah, it was in that movie. So I've seen that image, that JPEG of like thin Voldemort like in the fetal position. Have you seen that? No. It's so good. Yeah.

It's from. It's actually. It's a real scene from that movie. I did not know that was real. I thought it was like a meme for the longest time. The one with no nose, right? Yeah. Yeah.

And so they, they captured him and put him in like a panicle? I don't understand. No, it was in the world of death because Peter, Peter, Peter Potter. Harry dies technically at the end. Harry?

Yeah. Harry Potter. Harold Potter, yeah. Harold Potts and he dies. Oh, so he died like he, what, sacrifice? How's he die? He just pretty much sacrifices himself. He goes to like the world of the dead.

He was like, explodeus. And then it's like, explodeus niggis. Scoobius, scubius. And he fucking blows up. Stubis. And then he goes to the Lender the Dead and Dumbledore's like, I'm here. I'm a gay man for some reason. Okay.

Now look at Voldemort. He's thin and sick. Canonically gay. This is thin Voldemort. Ew. What is that? It's thin Voldemort. Is that?

What is that? That's really from the movie, I swear. Are you serious? Yeah. It is. Dude, he looks like a fetus. That's gross. This motherfucker's causing him out of that trouble.

Does that dude cause him out of that trouble? So, like, what is the context of the scene exactly? Like, he's in the Matrix? No, he's dead. That's just like what his soul. So he's just like in a void? That's his body? I guess.

Or is that his soul? That's his soul more or less. You know how he's put his soul up into a bunch of pieces? Yeah, but what? Where is this? Wait. In like the land of beyond, like after you die and shit. So you just in nothing?

That's where you exist and nothing? Well, there's like a beyond place. I don't know, guys, I'm not a Harry Potter expert. I just know about this one scene that I saw. All right. That's somebody that's a fan, explain this shit to us. Also, if you're a fan of Harry Potter, you should probably seriously think about doing something with your life.

I think, to a degree. Nah. I think to degree. I think I like Harry Potter. I think it's cool. But like, you can't fucking... I don't... You got to fucking relax.

It's crazy. You know? I can't... That world falls apart as soon as you bring in American. to that universe. I can't go too hard. We're not supposed to. If we had powers like that, imagine

the Bronx with wizards. Yeah. The thing about it, it's hard for me not to forget, like the Chamber of Secrets video game was unreasonably good. Like an unreasonably good video game for no reason.

That was around the time that they were making really good movie-based games, to be fair. I don't know when that stopped. I don't know why that just like... How many good games are there based off movies? There's Spider-Man 2. Lord of the Rings Return of the King.

Amazing. The third one, too, is actually as well. I never played good. Two towers. Two towers. Two towers. I never played two towers. I turned it off because I couldn't get past the two tower scene.

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Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one.

20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. are always open, our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. Now, I don't... So, I was doing something wrong, I guess. But they kept, you know, because they're storming, and then they, if they overrun the towers, then they start cheering and then it's game over. To be fair, I only did it twice. And I lost, and I was like, fuck this. I was like,

What the fuck? Like, I didn't give it enough chance, but up to that point, I was having a lot of fun with that game. Yeah, I don't know about that one. But Return of the King was really good. Yeah. Spider-Man 2. The Incredibles video game is actually unreasonably good.

The fact that I was thinking that, and I was like, no one else played this game but me. You really played that game? That's a great game. I played it on GameCube. Yeah. You have to do the part. You have to run the school as Jack, as Dash. Yeah.

And you can run into the buses and kill yourself. Yeah. You can run to the bus and kill the child And I was like, what the fuck? That's a good game. Like, genuinely. Like, it's actually, like, it's really well designed. It's like really funny.

It follows the spirit of the movie. There were a couple on PS1 as well that like, I don't know if you would necessarily argue that they're great. Will Golden Night, or no? No, not really. Golden Night, right? GoldenEye's kind. I wouldn't call it a movie-based game in the same way. It is, though, right?

Is there a Golden Knight movie? Yeah. There is? Isn't there? I've never heard of Golden-Nye. I'm not getting... I've never heard of gold... Because I know, I've liked those movies.

I'm like... I think... It's Goldfinger, I think. You're fucking with me. No, no, no, no. Gollfinger's an old one, but I thought there was like... I thought they made it...

I thought they made a movie... After it. No, I thought they made a game based off every movie. Because I played the second one, which was, I think, was the world's not enough. I have... Which is not first person. Oh, that's...

Um, the world's not enough. Yeah. What's that for? Uh, I played it on PS1. Hmm. Yeah, I don't know. Let's look at Louis... I bet we sound really stupid around the one.

There's not a golden eye movie. I'm pretty sure. I've seen all those movies. I haven't seen many goals. This is the Pierce Bros. Pierce Brosnan? Yeah. My grandma made me watch those movies. And I'm like, Grandma, what the fuck? I've never sat through a whole James Bond movie. I'm talking that much.

You know what the funny thing is? I've seen a few of them. I don't remember any of them. Yeah, I don't remember really. Even the, um, the Daniel Craig ones. I like the, the actor and the sky one. Skyfall? The, the villain was that, that dude from, um. Ramby Malik.

Yeah. Oh yeah? Yeah. He was good. That guy was cool. That was cool. But I only remember. James Bond,

I missed completely culturally. Like I, like I only would see it in like, yeah, you're not pretty. If I'm being, if I'm being honest, you are,

you were, even your parents might be a little too young to like those movies. I mean, honestly, I mean, to be honest, I think I would like it.

Like, I like spy stuff. I just, I just never bothered to try it. All right. So GoldenEye. Oh, Tom, Tomorrow Never Dies is the game

that I played, I think. Yeah. So, um, Tomorrow ever dies is on Xbox. So Golden Eye is 95. That's a game. The game or the movie?

The movie. There's a movie called GoldenEye? Yes. Well, then there you go. Well, then there's another one. Well, because I was pretty sure, but then, you know, when you guys start talking, I start doubting. I start feeling like, wait. I'm pretty sure I've seen all the movies.

I don't remember ever seen GoldenE. That's the thing. I don't remember seeing a movie. Yeah, maybe. Yeah. But so that's another one. Yeah. I remember, I think, playing tomorrow's die on the world's not enough because I remember they were making video games off of all the Pierce ones.

But yeah, so GoldenEye for sure. That is a absolute bang. What was, I feel, I never played this, but this is, like, talked about a lot is that there's, like, a Chronicles of Riddick game that's, like, really good. I get, I heard, I played that game. I have, I never, I never played it. I haven't even watched the, what was the movie before he was in? Was it, the, something dark? Oh, I don't know.

Pitch black. Pitch black, was that it? Pitch black? Yeah. That's what he came from? Yeah, I think so. I haven't got, like, I love sci-fi like that, but I just never, I even, I think in 2013, they released another Riddick. and then I downloaded it

didn't watch it They made Wish the Witch Hunter Right So he made a bunch of movies They bombed The Triple X one did okay But yeah Dude there are people

I got that tattoo They got that triple X tattoo That's so crazy I saw that tattoo on somebody And I was like And you didn't hit them I was probably like 11 I was like the kind of person

That has that tattoo Would absolutely beat the living fuck out of 11 year olds So I was like They wouldn't hesitate. Yeah, that's right. You hit me, kid, you think you're tough. I'm how tough I am.

Grabbed me and fucking spins me like fucking Goku doing the dragon throw. And it pitches me at the floor. Yeah. But yeah, there were a lot of like really good, like really solid like video game basement. I think it really ended at the beginning of the 360. Like once the 360 hit for some reason, I think maybe it got too complicated. Like maybe like it was like way higher deaf and like it was like, oh, how we, there's a lot

more to contend with. And then they were just like, ah. And then after a couple of. years they just was like let's just make mobile games let's just do like a there's a new movie come out let's do like a runner like an endless runner version of it yeah and that's kind of what ended up happening because i remember like there was like b movie and like spider man three and like balto and like all these other movie based games was there any good ones not really the 2010s like by the 2010s it was over like there were no real no real good movie based anything uh can't think of a single thing yeah it really ended i think 2005

2006. That was like the last time that I remember being Last one was Origins Wolverine That was 2009 Yeah That's what I said

That's the last one But that's another one The series of unfortunate events game Was actually pretty good too I remember on PS2 Yeah Like just solid For whatever reason

They just knew how to do it Up until Up until the 360 They just stopped It's weird Lemity Fnickets But Lord of Dude return of the King

is fucking Return of the King is so good. That might be honestly quality-wise, like probably the best one. See, here the thing is, I don't want to If I go back and play those, I feel like I don't want I don't want my experience ruined because I

really love the Shadow Mordor series. Like, what was the other one? The second one? Shadow War? Yeah, Shadow War? I fucking those games, to me, it's like Lower the Rings, but fucking Batman, essentially. Like the Arkham games? It's so fucking morbid. You beat the, you're the bad

guy in those games. You beat the, living fuck out of those Urogs. I killed so many. Like I, it was like dynastew warriors to me. You know how you just hack and slash? Yeah. I just would just like them.

They just won't stop coming and I'm comboing them for eternity. And it's, it's, I'm just like, I'm having too much fun killing these orcs. This is, this is not healthy for my soul. The nemesis system was cool as shit.

It's, that's a mechanic is so unfortunately trapped in that game franchise only. They patented it and never did anything with it. It's such a waste. What a stupid. What an asshole. What an asshole of a company. The dumbest thing. Seeing like a triple one with someone who kills someone else and him about the kid that someone else stabs him in the back. And it's like, Ranger, I'm going to fuck your wife later.

And it runs off. Dude, I love that. I will never forget, like, being in a fight with somebody. You remember that? You were there with me, right? Both he was there too. Yeah, I was fighting. I was fighting with this guy for like 40 minutes.

And then like I think like I whittled him down a little bit, but then he got the better of me. And then like some other guy stepped in and killed. him and I was like, this is so fucking sick. It was a cool. It was like revelatory for me. I was like, this is an amazing system. So fun. There's very little AI things like that.

I just remember that I had a fucking, my character glitched out and he just became sideways during one of those encounters. So the fucking orcs like talking some shit and I'm stuck fucking sideways and then he just comes up and starts to whooping my ass. I hope I can find that footage. because I don't even know how I got there I was completely sideways walking

There was moments where you were about to get hit by somebody and then like you got hit by three people at once and then your specter would come out and block for you So I imagine what the Uruk is see Is the wind stops his sword And he's like huh Then he gets kicked and he's like what did that

Yeah at that point you'd want to just stop I'm like okay this guy This guy's on another level I'm gonna back up a little bit I would get the little beast I have the bees Mall people and I'm just like walking around doing like my own little thing. Yeah. Shall we move on to questions?

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Hello people really controlling the hurricane. An idea I had for the show now, now that it's in person, for a Halloween episode, you could record in costumes, the stupid or the better. Thanks for making my mind worse. That's funny, there is a Spirit Halloween that opened up like somewhat, like somewhat close. Did you see it? It's, uh, it's, um, it's where that urban outfiters used to be in the town center. Oh. And so like, it's a Spirit Halloween now. This is like, and I walked by it when I was getting coffee the other day. I was like, hmm. I might get some bullshit from here It's like it's good for like honestly just for like video props and stuff It's just like I usually have to order a lot of shit on Amazon And it's kind of annoying Yeah But like they got fake blood and all this stuff

It's like all right I'll figure something I don't know I don't really know I still like I have some ideas I haven't I have three ideas for Halloween stuff That I'm not certain about I have to think about it I'm gonna try to be Sully I'm gonna try to find a blue

Sully from a from the plane movie? No. From Uncharted? No, from Monsters Incorporated. You mean Monsters, Inc? Yeah, James P. Sullivan. I thought you meant Sully like the guy who landed the plane in the Hudson.

No, not that fellow. Or the guy who was in Avatar, the cripple, an avatar. Is that guy's name Sully and Uncharted? His name's Jake Sully. Is it? Yeah, his name's Jake Sully. I only know that because I was so bewildered that I didn't know it for such a popular, you know what I mean? For such a big movie franchise that made like, that made like, I don't know, $15 trillion.

Nobody knew the main character's name. Did you see the second one? Sully, eh? I did. It was fine. I never saw it. Was that you? What?

Monsters University? Who are you talking about? Well, the one, the sequel prequel, I guess. I don't even know what's happening. Because the first one is close before the second one. I thought we were talking about Avatar. No, I'm talking about Sully, the Blue Monster. That's not the plane.

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered.

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not the plane are you following no I want to be the blue monster monsters that's it oh sully

yeah okay I don't know maybe we'll figure something out for Halloween it's not really that holiday stuff is see

John Sully from the from you said the avatar really is Jake Sully Jake Sully well I already forgot

nobody knew why are you studying it. You're mulling it over in your brain. I'm just like, yeah, it's, okay,

so let me, let me answer this for real. Nobody knows any, what are the other names in those movies? Nobody knows any of these. No, Nateria.

Nateri, I think. Niteri? Natiri? Is that right? It sounds, who's the, bligger guy?

That's Colonel Samuels. Is it? Are you serious? I don't know. I don't know about that. I was going to be like, I can't believe you know that. It's old obligger death.

Look up the name of the colonel and avatar and see you forgot it. I think it's Colonel, like, fucking... He's just evil colonel with crew haircut number two. Colonel McEvil. And that's his first name, so he's a Colonel. Colonel McEvel Smith. So when you're with Grace Augustine,

the Michelle Rodriguez is Trudy. Wow, that's not the girl on. That's not what we asked, so amazing. Mike's Quazatch or Quarich? Yeah, Quarich. Mike Quarich, Colonel Quarich. Corridge? Quirich?

Yeah. That's... That doesn't say Quidditch? Colonel Quidditch. He's just hovering on a broom. Quarich. I don't remember that. Quarage?

I don't remember that fucking at all. Wait, what even... Stephen Lang. What am I... Wait, I'm... Never mind. I don't care about this anymore. That's his real name.

Whatever, Ben. I don't know. Avatar was fine. Yeah, I saw the way of water The second movie was better, I would say But I still didn't I just don't care Yeah

Like there's something about that world That is so The world of Avatar Is unparalleled In its ability to just Bore me I don't even know like Milk apathy out of me

Like even as I'm sitting in the theater To a movie that I That I bought intentionally To go and absorb And enjoy myself at I'm just sitting there so careless about the experience. Yeah.

Like I was way less engrossed in it than I was in Joker 2 and Joker 2 and Joker 2 is way worse. But like, but I remember Joker 2. Yeah. You know? Yeah, too many. I remember how annoying it was. Avatar needed to be like a lot of, it needed to be like a whole, an entire series or.

It should have been a show. Yeah. That's kind of the sense that I get out of watching it is just like this. It's an impressive, it's an impressive visual spectacle. I get it. But like also like, I don't care. Yeah, I'm not invested. This is kind of the problem

that video games are running into now where it's just like, I feel like everything looks so good that when a game comes, like the Halo, Halo going to Unreal was like a whole thing. And they were just like, they showed like,

oh, look at the Halo environment and Unreal. It's like, it looks a while now. Like, I don't know, like, looks nice. Looks pretty good. Like, I don't,

even if this looked 50 times better, like, it, okay. It's not going to look that much better, unfortunately. Yeah, like, whatever. Like, I couldn't go fuck about Avatar. I could have. They were blue aliens.

They were like cat-like. Everything about them made me feel like, oh, we should kill them. It didn't get, how do you have, you said this Jake Solie guy? If you want to get me, like, if you want to get my attention, it shouldn't just be generic white guy number one. Like, do something, even if it is a white guy. Yeah, dude. Give me something. Well, he was crippled.

It's just Pocahontas. He was cripple. Yes, so what? That would be like a character less. So that it just gave him. Oh, so. Fucking DEI, fucking, getting cripples in our fucking. I know, right?

That is, it's the wrong. He looks like Maj and Boo, when he's about to unabsorbed, like a Supreme Guy, where he's just, he's just a big mouth. Wait, what? You know when Boo yells and his mouth gets gigantic? Oh, yeah. His mouth is bigger than everything else around him. I love that that's a move in the game that you can scream like a dimension in.

Man, I miss that. The, I couldn't care about it. I saw that thing that you put, like, of, there's like a comment section of Dunkey's video on Dragon Ball. Like, like, there's a comment on. Dunkie's video of a on Dragon Ball Sparking Zero where it said like I forgot how insane this must feel to people who have just not paid attention to Dragon Ball in a long time. Yeah. And it is fucking insane.

You see Cobb and you're like, what the fuck? Dude, it was a. What is going on? I didn't know that Donkey didn't watch Dragon Ball Z. I had no idea. So him playing Sparking Zero was hilarious. He didn't watch Dragon Ball Z. No.

No. So like him experiencing. He's Puerto Rican too, right? Isn't he? Uh, yes. Which is insane. I just don't know what the fuck you were doing. I think he's just too Nintendoy.

Like Dragon Ball was right up his alley. I think he watched Dragon Ball. And Dragon Ball Z was so not like charming and like, you know how like a lot of Nintendo stuff is like charming and like kid friendly and shit. And that's those are his favorite titles. And he plays everything. But you can tell what he enjoys the most is like a, you know, a Mario Banjo Cazooey kind of thing or whatever. Just like cool like cool shit that he grew up with. And so he skipped DBZ.

Why is he? That doesn't even... Well, it makes sense to... Can I say something? Listen, listen. Listen, I've briefly hung out with him. Right now with Ram Trucks declaration of deals. Well qualified current FCA lessees.

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And I like him, right? I like, I like his stuff sometimes. He's a good, he's a good dude. Yeah. But I do think on some, I do think, there's part of me that does feel not having, like, having no experience with Dragon Ball Zee kind of disqualifies you from a lot. Like, I just, I don't know how, I don't know how. What do you mean?

Like, I just don't know how you avoid it. In particular, making any sense of a review for a video game about Dragon Balls Eve. Well, no, that's fine. Whatever. He cares about that. No. He doesn't review. He doesn't.

He gives his opinions, whatever. He only reviews games that he's interested in. Like, if you notice, like, the difference would, like, say, him playing Silent Hill 2 is so fucking funny. Like, he just played the remake of Silent Hill 2. And he's not particularly interested in it. So he's just fucking around the entire game. But then when there's like a game that he's really interested in, he'll give this like these like diatribes or these monologues of like about the world and all this stuff.

And it's the contrast is very different when it's a game that he's interested. It's a video of like fucking around and then a review. These are two separate things. The idea of just not absorbing Dragon Balls being he's in his 30s. Well, can I ask, let me ask you something. Would you feel this way if Dunkie was a girl? Yes, so. Would you?

I think I would too. Because like I know a lot of I know a lot of girls that fucking watch the shit out of Dragon Ball didn't fucking Dragon Ball Z at all. I think which is crazy is the opposite for me. Pretty much every girl that I'm friends with. Yeah. Has watched Dragon Ballsie. We are at least. They're your friends though.

At least you guys have kinship like like in that way. Oh yeah. No, we have friendship. I'm just thinking of like general. Like most girls, well, I don't know. I feel like Dragon Ball's like series that like it's almost bigger than what the realm it exists. You know it's like a planet being bigger than a so system almost you know like it's like dragon ball's so much bigger than what anime is Yeah, DBZ or just drag balls it like the whole that whole thing. Okay. It's a culture right but more than anything else

I think this is what I'm trying to compare it to um but no but like I but I think I was a bit hyperbolic I'll take a step back on my first statement because I think I'll take a step forward. Where are you trying to say where it's like the idea of him reviewing it's like oh yeah he's he's just playing the game he's giving a comedic take on his perspective of the game. That's absolutely fun. I think it's my brain is just like, I was so caught off of someone saying they have not seen Dragon Ball. I don't know what the fuck that is. My brain

is like, wow. I was trying to give you like a different perspective on like say I'm not calling Donkey a woman, but like I said, there's a lot of girls. I'm not even the woman. Yeah, I understand what you mean. I wasn't talking about him like being a woman. It's the idea of someone not absorbing Dragon Ball. Being like, yeah, we got that world. He exists.

But he like. He absorbed Dragon Ball, not Dragon Ball Z. I think that's still And we're saying, but I'm trying to give you a perspective of like, I'll say, like, it's more of like, I'm trying to say the type of games that he's into, I see it and I say it's more of like, it's almost like a feminine touch. You know, what I mean by that is. It's kidding stuff. It's like, say, how many women that don't really play video games played Animal Crossing. I agree. You know what I mean? In that way, like they didn't, there was that whole marriage of Doom and Animal Crossing. Yeah, that was cute. But like, say how many women that, you know, fuck love the shit out of Animal Crossing played Doom 26? I mean, not that many. The crossover probably wasn't huge. I just feel like for him specifically, I can understand somebody who likes that type of soft shit who really likes the charmingness of Dragon Ball

wouldn't see the... Because the Dragon Ball, let's be real. Dragon Ball Z really appeals to young boys. Oh, yeah, 100%. So it's just that like just... That was pert Taylor-made. It's fucking stupid. It's like, it's dumb.

I love it, but it's stupid. It is stupid. It is funny, like his video is funny because it just gives the perspective of somebody who has no idea. And it's rare, you know what I mean? Like who the fuck is? Like what kind of a, like a Puerto Rican man his age with no experience of Dragon Ball is. It's genuinely psychotic. Like that's crazy.

So it's funny to see that perspective of being like just like not, I know who the fuck is Kaaba. Like who are these people? You're right. You know, you know, like it's like, what do you mean? It did. What? I was taking it back. I had no.

The default is everyone knows this. It seems. It seems. It seems. Even impossible For someone to not know Like how do you not know About Super Sand?

Yeah Like you not How do you not know who I feel like I'm sure he knows Almost as recognizable character on the street As Spider-Man actually He knows what that is like There I say maybe more

Look look let's let's Probably Hold on step back He knows about super sage shit But it's like the The levels And then especially super characters No chance he didn't know

I understand that. People like, but it's the same thing. But it was a continuation. But it is funny to see if like read the names like super saying God, super saying. What the fuck? What the fuck is this? I remember like, oh, I remember when I thought that exact thing in 2009.

You know what I mean? Like it's so old. Dude, I had a poster when I was 11 years old. I used to go to Franken sons all the time, right? We're saying seven go koku's. Bro. I'm in Frankenzons. I'm 11.

And I'm like, what the, who the, fuck are the androids rather androids have not came out yet in America really dude I'm 11 no wait I dude what I was oh wait no you have to be right because you this is your memory no but like I'm just like oh and also

and also Krillen had hair he he had not grown out his hair yet it had not come out yet I saw this I bought the poster at least I got my mom to buy it but I was just like what the fuck is happening I'm looking at this and basically I'm looking in the future having no clue what

any of this meant. It was a bunch of like in the latter part with all the 18 and the fucking modging shit. Your brain is skipping and you're like, because he just like, it was like, I shouldn't be here. I shouldn't be here. It was a spoiler, but then not really because I didn't know what it meant at all. You know, like, you had no inclination to. I was even like, is this prequel? Why does he have hair?

But was it wait. He didn't have care when he was a kid. And then I was like, I like, it didn't make any sense to me. You're like, trying to journal down what you're seeing. You're like, I don't. Dude, that was like... Why does Goku look the same, but everybody else looks different. Dude, that was like, um, uh, what is it?

My first, I... Because like, my first experience of Dragon Ball really was like Budakai. It was Budakai 1. And that got me into the show. Oh, nice. But that only went up to the cell saga. You know what I mean? So I was like, oh, I don't know, whatever the fuck.

I think Tsunami was like around. It was still like, the episodes that were airing were pre-cell saga at that point. And I remember getting this game called Dragon Ball GT Final Bout for the PS1 And it was just like kind of like the CG That game is so ass

It's really shit It really It sucks But you're I remember playing it Being like Is this like a fan fiction video game? What is this?

Who are these people? Baby Vegeta And he's an adult You're like I remember playing that game So what happened is that One of my friends was He was half Japanese

so his dad would go to Japan like every so often to visit family and bring shit back. So he'd have like way further ahead Inu Yashamanga, like way further ahead Dragon Bullshit. And we were playing Ultimate About 22 when I was maybe like seven. Oh yeah, Ultimate Battle.

And I was just like, what the fuck? Who is Omega Shemran? Is it Shedron that green nigga that comes out the balls? Like what's going on? And my friend's like, dude, I really don't know either.

This is cool though. But mechanically, it was such a disaster. I was just like, what is going on? And I look back in out, I'm like, well, I was seeing the future literally. Yeah. I was literally ahead of the fucking game. I was better than everybody else. As a kid, though, you just didn't really have a concept of how, like, long it took for us to get shit.

No. Versus like how long it's been out. It's so different now. It's insane. I mean, when I was a kid, I just assumed it was made here. That's what I didn't assume it was like Japanese. I didn't understand there was a divide. Yeah.

Like content where it was like, oh. Oh, everyone gets in at the same time. Because right now, when I think of it like, like manga, right? For America, it takes like maybe two days to translate over. Then we can get it as well. I just fucking, I remember when I was younger, I would just look at the scans in Japanese and be like, okay. And then eventually I'll get it in two days and know what it says.

Or not as look at spoilers for shit. Like somebody that reads Japanese on YouTube, like, hey, what's going on guys? This happens. This happens. This happens. See you in seven days. Yeah. Yeah.

Or like watching stuff on Tsunami and then being like, oh man, like, you know how many times Goku and Friza almost fought? And then it got reset again. That happened on Tuna. Yeah. So many times. He got the final form and I was like, it's about to happen. You know the scene where like Goku's standing up in front of him and he's looking at Goku and they're like staring each other down? And then I'm like, I can't wait.

And it restarts again. You're triggering me. And I got to rate 38 more fucking episodes. You're triggering me, man. Like just thinking about that. So many times. You know, they wouldn't have had to do that if they just would have released it one week, one episode a week. Well, they would do it.

Because they were doing it weekdays. Yeah, they were short every day. So if they didn't do that, if they just did it weekly, like most shows, like every other fucking show in existence that would release once a week, it just would have naturally came out. And then we could have not done this fucking dumbass reset thing. But the problem is they knew that we were going to watch it regardless. So like they would reset and you would still fucking watch it. because there's, you just, you're just going to watch it again. I know what happened before too.

But the time they did that. And then the next day, they changed the showing schedule. So Dragon Ball was no longer on a docket. So I was just screaming. Because I remember I was watching it until they caught rid of Tsunami the first time. Yeah. And I was like, are you fucking kidding me? Cell just absorbed.

I'm freaking 18. Oh, this fucking head. I was like, I was like, wait. Why are you so fucking blue? Lurie. Dude, fuck Tunaim, but also I have a number of respect for it. Yeah, but also fuck Tsunami, dude. Tudami was definitely, uh,

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from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I wish they had a little bit more variety, but they did a pretty decent job. What would we have watched at that time? We were watching Dragon Ball. Got into Inuyasha.

Inuyasha. Inisha. Inisha. That show with that dude that had all the bitches like in him. I forgot it was called. Tichiy Moyo. Tichi Moyo. It was my shit, bro.

So much pussy being thrown at him. He had to be gay. His character had to be gay. He somewhat got into Princess Yuki, but not really. Like, towards... Pretty Duky's the girl with the cat ears, right? No, that's fucking... No, that's Yuyasha, stupid.

No, no. You dumb ass. What was that other one? Shit, niko. You, Hockisho? Down, nikas. Don't. I remember Yu Yu-U Haku Shoe was on for a while.

I really think that's one of the best anime's ever made. I think that's really good credit. I don't think that show gets. It was okay. I liked it. It just kind of felt like muted Dragon Ball to me, which was fine. I didn't mind. The Yu Hakasho is the, it's the blueprint of so much anime that came out after it.

It's insane. Like a stack, like, what else was there? Like, people say like Dragon Ball, Inu Yukasho is way more. Like, Dragon Ball is what brought it to the power of. You said fucking In Yu Yaku Shoe. You know Yaku Shoe. It's a damn. He's just getting old.

Dragon Ball in Yaku Shoe. But, um, I mean, Yu Yuyahka Show is very Dragon Ball also. Uh, not exactly. They're even literally like spirit, you know what I mean? It's like, I mean, it's similar. It's very, but it's not quite because they're around the same time. Right, right. So it's not like it.

Well, they are. I don't know. Not Dragon Ball. No, I think, oh, yeah, right, probably. Maybe, you know, yeah, maybe Yu-Hakish show came out towards the very beginning. If you do Hockishol is not inspired by Dragon Ball, I'll eat my feet. I think it to a degree, maybe. Like I just, I just don't believe.

It seems impossible. I feel like, dragon ball came out and everybody was like, oh, oh, we could really do this. Yeah. They were like, I have an idea for an attack. Literally, I feel like that's a lot of what it was. It was just like, like, Goku has a Kamehama or whatever, and Vigida has a Galaghan. It's like, what if somebody did this?

And it was a, it was a, it was a, it was a gun, you know? What else was there? Was, uh, was, uh, was a, was a, was a, they never showed trigon on it. Are you sure? I never saw trigon. I never saw trigon. I never saw trigon. I never saw Trigone on me.

At least in our time Why do I know Nas this What? Trigun was on Nick at night After full house That's crazy What I don't actually

Weird My brain's going crazy Cardcapped or soccer maybe I don't remember that Family guy Cowboy Bebop Was around the same time as well Then there was

Oh Gundam wing Gundam wing Gundams I remember that Gundam wing was Sailor Moon That shit

I got me. Sailor Moon. Sailor Moon was on it? I think so. I feel like Sycambe was on Channel 5. I saw Sailor Moon. No, no, no, no, you're right. It wasn't on Tsunami.

I think Sailor Moon and Karatechik Sokroll. It was on like W.B. or something. Yeah, it was on like one of the lower channels. Four kids channels. Yeah. One of the inferior ones. What are the other show are watching?

Oh my God. What's a call? Fighting niggas by Moonlight. Oh, listen. We, uh, whatever. We got another question. We got another question that ties to the rancher. Oh my God.

I don't remember Monster Ranger? I've never watched Monster Rancher. I loved Monster Ranch. I thought that show was so fucking cool. The video game. Did you play it? It was pretty much Digimon. I'm not mistaken.

But the coolest thing was you could get monsters by just putting in random CDs. So you'd find random CDs and you can get like dope monies. But the fucking horrible thing about that game is your monsters died. Yeah. Oh. So you would fucking, you know, you'd ranch them. And then after a while you would go into your fucking barn and there'd be a fucking ghost of it. It just.

dead. And I'm like, I'm fucking orangeed all these. I'm a kid, man. I'm a kid. And you're killing my, like, imagine that with your Pokemon. Yeah. You're killing me, Pokemon. They just die.

And then there's ghosts and they're all, you know, they're sad. And they left a diary that said, I never felt loved. I just died. You let me die. You're letting this happen to me. Why? You let me die. You're dumb.

And you're black. You know you're black. And by the way, you're black. And by the way, you're black. I hope you never forget this. Well, speaking of, speaking of, look speaking of uh

monster oriented strange whatever yeah uh the uh the artillery has me acting up like the deep rodent he says hey boys hey boyos I know one of you cretans like Pokemon

but please tell me you've heard about the recent leaks if not please look up the Pokemon folklore leaks on the show that shit is wild yeah what happened I didn't see what happened so so there was a big leak at the Pokemon company I guess and a lot of like It was a lot of like irrelevant stuff, a lot of old designs and a lot of like stuff that just wasn't very important.

And nothing about like new projects, really. Well, there's a few things. But not really. It wasn't like the main takeaway. Yeah. They revealed the code name of the next Nintendo console. They revealed that the next Pokemon game is going to be on both the switch and the new console. Obviously.

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hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. This is the NES. They've been doing that.

Really? Yeah. What game was on NES? Well, I mean, I guess the 64 and the SNAs were like the big split. But like stuff was on coming out on GameCube and N64 at the same time. And like for like a brief period. What was doing that? I don't remember anything I was doing that.

Well, there was the Wii going into the Wii U as well. The Wii going into the Switch. I remember with Breath of the Wild. Because Red The Wild is the Wii game. Yeah. So like this is their MO. generally. So they did that, but unfortunately. But yeah, so they, and the big takeaway from the leak is that a bunch of old lore, or like,

lore that never got implemented into the game, I guess, was leaked also. And it's, on, it is, it seems like they're trying to be biblical with it or something, because a lot of the stories revolve around Pokemon seducing people and fucking them and having offspring with them and that's where the Pokemon come from.

So like Typhlosian is a pedophile according to the according to the leaks. So let's give an air of What? It's crazy. So there's one story.

You know who Lappress is obviously, right? Who? Lappris. No. Who the fuck is that? You know the big, you know the blue thing they surf on? It looks like one of the dinosaurs

the shell in the back. Oh, probably yeah that's like a pretty famous one I think I've seen that the one that whenever you see ash surfing on the water he's on the back of the one with the blue blue shell I'm pretty sure I know what that is some dude fuck one of those some dude fucked one of those he went to the beach every day and you'd fuck it for a while and then eventually it had a baby he just wheeled its DNA to mesh with it he just made it every day there's another one where typhlosion you know typhlosin is obviously

why do you say why you say obviously because I feel like typhlosin such a because Because I'm assuming Derek is older than me I keep forgetting that But you're older to me so at that age You were probably not playing Pokemon I were probably well past You probably missed it I stopped with the 151

Yeah you already missed a bullet for you Yeah I didn't go any further than that Like even when I was watching the cartoon Like I probably watched the Indigo League And maybe one other season Oh yeah yeah you're like it's already You'd already missed the point for you But for so that was it

That's like one of the starters from set I'm from Gen 2 right Okay It's like the second generation Charzar. It's like a big flaming rat. Oh. And that one Apparently, the one that we have right now, the one

that's the start of the fire one. You fuck that day? No, no, no. That is the offspring of what happened when people were fucking it. The older one, the ghost one, found a girl in the forest, bought her to her cave, presumably

date raped her, and then they had a baby. And the baby is Tiflo. A baby's type of lotion. Is this not just like their own twisted fan fiction, but not like non-canonical shit? It's not canon. None of it is canon exactly. But the fact that it was just sitting in the leaks.

It was way more than it would ever assume there would be. It's not too dissimilar. It's not too dissimilar to like, I don't know. You see like kids shows all the time. And obviously they're artists, right? So there's going to be like really like unsavory drawings of all the. of all these characters doing really heinous shit from the original artist who did it just for

shits and giggles. Just for shits and giggles. They've seen a lot of them from the original SpongeBob and like... Oh yeah. And Dragon Ball freaking Vio stuff. Yeah, that's a great example. Sean Shemmel and Christopher Zavitt going him with the Goku voice and all that stuff. They almost let him go for that.

It's crazy. Almost never worked him again. That is so insane. Shut up. Like, I get it. You're going to part with the voice of Goku. You get fuck. You're kidding.

Yeah. You're done after that. No way that would happen. So like it's, I get it. it's like not okay but at the same time it's also like suck a dick it's a joke I think it's entirely okay we didn't we weren't doing this we weren't going to rallies

clan rallies and talking to Goku's voice yeah we hate the Jewish people that'd be great let's go super sating burn to it well well it's you down you need to replace us oh me god

oh oh oh oh oh oh I was the fuck up my sadd God. Oh, this is gonna really hoit. Kavehabehabeha. The idea, you know when you use

a super disparate bomb on fucking boo and it's a Jewish man holding him out. Eh! He's like, later. He just balloons. Have you seen the fucking mods for

Sparking Zero so far? I've seen. Guess who? CJ? The first thing. The first thing I saw. The first real. hot I saw was CJ.

People were tagging me and they were like, look. They were just like, obviously, there was, there was, there was, there was one. The fusion of CJ and Goku. Yes. No, no, no, it's not a fusion of Goku. It is CJ and Big Smoke. Of course it is. As Virginia, and then they do the fucking fusion dance.

And then there is genuinely a fucking, like, I think it's Big Smoke's body with CJ's head. He did it. And it's fucking disgusting. Oh, man. But he's got Vigito's move set or stuff, Gogida or something. is what's getting me interested in playing the game.

Dude, it's, like, it is a, truthfully, it is a modest dream. Because I think it's on Unreal, I think. I don't know. Pretty sure. So it's like very pliable. But like, the mods I've seen are crazy. To the point where I'm like,

like, I got it on PlayStation already. That's where I'm playing it. But like, I was thinking about like, I'm going on PC. I don't think I'll play it seriously on PC, but I would, because it's not really a good stream game either, to be honest with you. It's not.

You got to focus too hard. You got to. focus too hard. You're not really like looking at chat. You really don't have an opportunity to. But for mods, for mods, like I could see genuine, like the chouts. I think I saw a chowsu mod where it was like

um, um, oh my God, because he has that like creepy like he's just like, planking. like he's planking the whole time. He's standing straight up. So I saw, I saw what it was like, it was just the, you know that you know that

you know that JPEG of Saddam who Sane hiding somewhere? Yes, yes. Just that, but that's Chautu. And it's like a 2G image. A hiding hole he was in. That's great.

It's the outline of Saddam Hussein. You know, it's funny. Chautu's a grown-ass man. Yeah, I mean, what's so funny about that? He's a grown man. He looks like that. He's actually has a wife, too. I mean, he can't control.

You know, I mean, what do you? Wait. Have we seen his family? We seen his wife. What? Who starts his wife? When? A little vampire girl.

Swear to God, a dragon ball when they first meet him. Oh, man. He's a grown-ass man. Unfortunately, I haven't seen when they first meeting. I was a kid. You know, it's been crazy. When he's something we've been wilder, you know, Piccolo's like only four or five years older than Gohan? Well, yeah.

Piccolo, that's why him and Gohan showed each other so much because they're like near each other in age, which is fucking weird. Well, he's like a teenager, essentially. Well, Gohan, Gohan now's a grown man. Like, now he's a grown man. Yeah, but let's just say when he took when he kidnapped Gohan to train him. He was a kid still. That's why it's not kidding. nothing. There's just, they were running away.

It's just one kid taking another kid somewhere. It actually explains why he blew up the moon because that is something that a dumb ass kid would do. It's so rational. Well, he was supposed to get killed by Ozark. Yeah, but like, nah, nigga. That's how you blow up the moon for everyone. That is actually, I don't think about that really enough.

Well, Roshi did it too. What do you mean? In a grand tournament, when Goku turned into Nazaro, he was like, oh, over there. Wait, he blew up the moon. I swear to God. Wait, what do you mean in the original Dragon Ball? Yeah, you don't remember this?

So where's the moon? Where's the mood come from? It's another mood show. What? Do you remember as Jackie Chun? Look, I didn't watch Dragon Ball. Dude, I literally haven't watched it since it was on like, it was on like channel like 11 and it was like five or six in the morning or something.

Yeah, like I haven't watched it since then. And now you're like. I'm not getting up at 6 a. I'm not getting up at a fat baby Goku fight a clown. Like I love it. I got up. I love that. I got about five in the morning.

I would watch Ronan Warriors at five. And then I'd watch street sharks at 5.30. Dude, do you remember Mummy's alive? Of course I remember Mom was alive. Dude, you know what's crazy? You're a little closer to my sister's age. Yeah. So my sister loved the street sharks and Mummy's Alive.

And in my dumb ass, I couldn't outfight her for the TV. So I would watch Mummies Alive Stargate SG1. I would watch fucking Street Sharks because my sister and fucking. And then they'd be finished off with the smurps or like fucking Thundercats. Because I could not get her to change the TV. But that's fire shit though. My cousin would try and get beat up and I'm like, you know what? He took the hit for both of us.

I'm just going to watch these shows with my sister. But what did you want to watch? I don't know, but I wanted to at least the idea of control. I wanted to be like, find your own stuff. I get it. What would we? And you just punched me in a face. You would have picked something like, Sesame Street probably.

Sesame Street. I don't know. I feel like I was. I was watching sat down and smiled at the 700 club. You would have put on the fucking 700. Oh, this guy's so great. I love Pat Robertson, Mommy. I want to be just like it.

I can't wait for the air. I can't wait for a ruination. I can't wait for a, I can't wait. That's why he put you in fucking therapy. Oh, man, this nigga, what's the beach? Stop making fun of the fact that I had that therapy. Just leave that alone. I get it.

I'm such a heavy advocate for therapy, but still. It's still funny. You're such a big. Do you meet someone that, like, had therapy to help them? And you're like, ha-ha, you're gay. You had to go to the way to tell you're feelings. It's so unsurious, but it is funny. Like, it is funny.

It's funny to say, like, you have to go to therapy. What are you gay? I can't deny that that makes me smile. Yeah, that's why I wouldn't. That's why I went. You're like, if my seven-year-old son was watching the 700 Club on purpose, I don't know how. I think.

You got a, you got a, you got a. You got to put it up for adoption. I do, I would consider therapy possibly. Yeah, I would... The first thing I would do, I'd be like, you should be watching, I don't know, fucking... Even if you wanted to watch something more adult, like watch a fucking sitcom or something. Like, I don't know, watch something... Right now with Ram Trucks Declaration of Deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 2026.

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Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

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Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I don't know. Fucking everybody lives a rain. I don't know. Anything else. He'd watch an episode of fucking Tuesday. That was funny, dad.

Put it right back on 700. Because, dude, I remember when I was a kid, I didn't like watching TV with, like, real people in it. Of course. I remember being like, what's the point? It's just real people. The colors were boring. The colors were boring.

But I also just remember being like it's just it's real people. Like I see real people like that. I can't see cartoons. Cartoons don't exist in real life. So I want to watch the cartoons. That was me until I started watching Power Rangers. Oh yeah. I watched the fucking parents.

You're right. It changed my perspective. I was like, oh my God. People can be cool. Even Power Rangers to me was like kind of because they were doing the flips and stuff. But I was thinking like I just watched Picklea blow up the moon. You know what I mean? Like it was still like it was still so toned down in comparison.

said you're right I don't know I never I liked Power Rangers but like I didn't like get so I really was into the toys that they had like because they had the coolest fucking toys like they had like they were my

multiverse that's why that was like my multiverse dude when the thunder swords came out and the ninja shit holy fuck anything that was like a dude the way he just said

fuck was so $25 man I remember this like it was yesterday the white dragon door the white dragon door dude I got and I have no I have nothing left over. When I saw the white dragon's

Dude how much I've sacral. Dude, when I first saw the white dragon's George, I was like, Grandma, I need. I wasn't like Grandma, I want this. I found what the word need was at that moment. I need it. And I was like, grandma,

I need the white dragon sword. She was like, Kingston, I'm not going to buy you that you're just going to break it. And I was like, you put a knife up to her throat. You fucking bitch You're gonna get this You old half breed

I'll put you down right now Oh the half free Now give me your credit Now give me your credit card Let's go to Fordham Road Let's go to fucking Jimmy Jazz Get me a pair of sneakers first And then let's go to BB toys

That's what I'm who KB toys Man I missed that shit dude Yeah Had them over here? Yeah hell yeah Were they nationwide I guess Yeah of course KB toys

Toys R Us was That was that was the KB Toys R Us was like affiliate, right? They were like the same company. I kind of don't know. I actually don't know. I don't know. I don't think so, but like I wouldn't be surprised.

That was the last bashing though. Gabby, the last, there was, what was games? Remember there was GameStop and something else? It was two different stores. Electronic B boutique.

EB games, right? Yeah, it used to be called electronic boutique. There was EB, yeah, EB games and I went to a place called Software, etc. In Cross County, which was like basically the same. Cross County.

But like, sorry. Sorry. At the time of here. Cross counter. Cross counter. The fucking niggies. That guy's a nigga, right? Who?

Dudley? Like, I don't know. I would hope he was. Sorry to cut you off. It'll get revealed that he was actually fucking Dutch. He's out of tan. Instead of just letting him be black because I think I would break. If I found that right now, I think I would break the table by slamming it.

It's like finding out DJs actually not black. DJs actually fucking Welsh. And it's like, what do you mean? What do you mean? you mean? His family moved to Jamaica and he has a tan. It's like,

why can't you just give me this? That's when you go to the Capcom headquarters and you, you terrorize them. That's when you just get, you're like, dude, this has got to stop.

And you come in through the ceiling. You come in through the ceiling. You land to the highest floor. Dude, I'm going to turn in the gas and go to the vents. I'm going to terrorize them. That is insidious.

Just, just at a certain point, you can't fuck with me that much, man. too much. I think once upon a time we lived in a world where it was like where you could you could have

an assortment of characters and like colors and varieties right where it was fine but I think what happens now is that I think it's just insane to create worlds where there's just one looking kind of person

because of how much culture has been exchanged back and forth you know yeah it's just weird being going like I understand some people like, oh, it's, it's like authentic to the world, right? Like Witcher, right? Witcher, there's no black people, right? I understand that. I understand why there's no black people, which makes sense.

You imagine a black witcher, that'd be fucking horrifying. Because he would just be better than everybody else. And he'd be like, that's, they're like, why is he so good at killing people? Makes me upset. You know what happened with logs about him? Look, man, he's really cool and he hasn't done anything wrong me, but this nigg is too good at it, man. You know what's sad? What?

This is how you know things are bleak, right? Is that like I saw, obviously you hear about like a shooting, right? You hear about like a police shooting. Are you going, Chris? What do you mean? Where are you going with this? I'm telling you, I'm telling you where I'm going. I saw this police shooting, right?

Or like this news about like this person shooting, just some, another unarmed person of color, of course. Yeah. I'm being like, oh, man. What's it going to be this time? Like how depressing is this going to be? and it was like body and you saw the body cam footage

and it was some lady like going at it with a knife like crazy and like going like nuts like for a while and I was like oh was it some lady if she was wearing like some sort of like gownish thing or something like that I think I saw that one too what do you mean? I think I saw that one too

where somebody was approaching a guy because I remember the no it's like literally like he knocks on the door and the lady opens door and it's like knife swaps and then like he like backs up like a lot and she keeps it like going at I think she slashed him like once I think I saw the cam the body

cam image of like her with a knife Yeah, yeah And I was just like And it's just like It's unfortunate It's so, look, It's sad

Obviously somebody's dead But like I was like I like breathe like a sigh That it was just like Oh thank God Thank God it's like not Like

Not another chauvin It's not just like Yeah like no fucking You know what I mean Might not be a psychopath The one might have Genuinely just had to defend himself Yeah

But I don't Yeah That's how bleak things are though Yeah You know what I mean? It's like I look at that and I like sigh. That's all worth of relief. Like a W.

What's fucked up is that I saw that image, but it reminded me of the picture where Mr. Krabb is like sitting there and he's like looking back and forth and everything's distorted in the background. Oh yeah. And I laugh. It does kind of. I was just like this is fucked up because that woman's gone.

I don't, I don't know, man. I just, I feel like where this, where our world is in a very strange spot where I think we're at the last minute of time where we can truly recover from how. fucking insane things are but I don't think are you kidding me

Pokemon are pedophiles now I don't Plus or minus no I think Is that better or worse It's not better it depends on who you are I think right now do you think Do you think there's a world where that could be better at Pokemon or pedophile? I think I was trying to find out what point you were trying to make like oh the world like you were like oh Pokemon and pedophiles we can we can recover the world and I'm like I guess this is no it's the opposite

I feel like it's pretty clearly the opposite I feel like it's pretty clearly the I don't recover the world, but I just think that like we just, I don't know, I don't think we are. I think we just need a little bit of time to pass because right now it's pretty clear that the, the largest cult ever currently exist. And I think that's why things are fucking so weird right now. But I think I don't, I don't think they're going to disappear. I think once the cult leader dies or goes away, because, you know, he's old as shit. I think he's a kind of shithead that he'll be like, and when I fall, someone new will rise. And it'll be my son buried as he's trying to.

the fucking doggy style his mom everybody's like I fucking why there's no stopping This is my next in line This is Laura Lumer She's a wonderful woman I think she's going to leave her That is

Would make me so happy The great Laura Lumer You want to see a so good Dismemberts dismantle so quickly I would I would do Friezer Nova Strike Where I would fly as fast as I can't With your

With your fist out Yeah Dude, it's like, it's not even That's the only thing I can hope for I'd say silver lighting There is no one Even close to him right now Nothing. No one can pick up that torch

Because it's such a unique But I'm in I don't think even Because they try people keep trying Like Desantis Remember what they were saying about Descanus? People who said like DeSantis He got it And then he got reamed

Because he wears high heels like a bitch And this like He wears these Yeah those stupid fucking pussy shoes What happens is I think there's always There's always Ebs and Flows right? I think right now I'm leaving it to my dog bligger.

This is my dog bligger. Look at him. You're the dog. It comes out. Woof, woof, woof, woof. I'm racist. Woof, woof, woof.

I was walking down the street and I saw a gross black man and I said, get him dog. I said get him. Get him. Get him. He said, woof, woof. He said whoop woof, woof. He said bark, I think, as well. But I think, I think everything's fine.

You know it's so fucked up? That is not too. disillable like that is very like rallies if you watch some of his rallies there are stuff that is literally yeah that close it's close yeah you can i love the way that he will weave away like what he calls it a weave where he like he weaves he weaves in and out to make it make sense and it's like it doesn't still doesn't make sense dude but like ask ask a question it's like what day is today what day is it i mean you look at the day and you look at what the democrats have done And I, you look at the country where it is, it's embarrassing.

You look at China. You look at North Korea. It's crazy. What day is it today? What day is it today? Today, it's, it's a sad day. It's a sad day in America. I need to know what day it is.

It's a sad day. What this country has become. Look at China. Look at Korea. They're trouncing us. They're destroying us. The country is destroyed. That's right.

It is. They are raping people. We got to worry. They're raping all of us. They're eating the, they're eating the power rangersers. They're eating. They can't take the power. They're trying to make video games and Power Rangers woke and they're eating everybody.

They're eating people in the middle of the street. I saw outside of my penthouse in New York City. I looked down. I said, look at people eating. And that's a sad day. They're eating everyone. And that's his answer to the question. I think that's like political speech, right?

That's the political being in general. Because the only person ever heard that genuinely gives real answers is Bernie. Literally. He's like, oh, what are you going to do about this? He's like, I want to tackle this in this way. And everybody's like, Joe Biden was like, this, my, this man. Now here's a deal. Here's a deal.

He's Jewish, right? Hold up. He's of Jewish descent. That means, um. Quiet, Jack. Quiet, Jack. Look fat. I mean, I'm serious.

Bernard. I'm not joking. He said that a lot recently. I don't know what that's about. Have you seen that? Have you noticed that? No, I don't know. He points out that he's not joking a lot.

Like, he's like, did we think you were? And these people, they, they don't. We're really. We're doing. I'm not joking. I'm not messing around. I'm not kidding you. Look at that.

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. That's what it is. It's like you with the Ming. I love that guy. I posted that on the Instagram. Yeah, that was fun. It was too good. I don't know, man.

I think things will get better if we... Hey, Kammeris is like, listen, I grew up a middle class woman. As a middle class. As a middle class woman. She does get there. but she gives that whole entire real person. It's like, miss, just give me

videos of yourself squirting in your 20s. That is crazy. He insists he's a good person, too. You're going to be on 60 minutes to say that immediately. 60 minutes? Ma'am, this entire time you have dodged the question, are you going to give me 20 minute videos of you squirting

from a one time ago? Not right now. They need to have been done already. They need to be done already. Not right now, obviously. You're still in a tragic woman for your age, but they're not really what I'm looking for. So here's the thing.

In your early 30s to mid-30s as well. I was a middle class. It's always a middle class. Back when I graduated. From McDonald's. When I graduated from McDonald's, as a young woman, I knew that the world was going to be so difficult.

It's like, look, look, look, look. Here's a deal. What are you doing? It's a mess. It's like, I hate everybody that we're talking about. Don't so annoyed. I just don't. They don't speak like people.

Well, no, well, no. I think, I think, I think, I just want a non-character. I think, I think, I think, I was, was talking like a person. Tim, no, Tim Waltz is actually, he's, but he's, but he's kind of leaning into it now, though. I've noticed he's leaning into the persona now because of the fact that he had, which is whatever, I guess. They're fucking grooming him to be a politic, like, instead of just being, like, what brought him to the dance in the first place is the regular person? Yeah, they're trying to, like, they put him in, like, a flannel in a hat. Bro.

And they were like, did you see it when he did the debate? Fucking picture of it. he looks like he looks scared he looks scared he looks like he saw a ghost bear he looks he doesn't that's a double that's like a he does it's funny because he does look like he does look like he's currently witnessing the most terrifying thing a person could possibly witness like he's watching his child get whisked away by a ghost

bear to a van that says Jared Fogel's van on it. A ghost bear to an alien in a spaceship. And he's like, it's all scary. A bear grass flying away. And then there's the,

and it's J.D. Vance at the same time and he looks like he's just like posing for a YouTube thumbnail. Yeah. Where he's like, he's just, this fucking guy. I can't stand. He's such a,

he's such a robot. He's such a robot. He's such a, look, you know what's crazy? You know what's really depressing also? Yeah. He sucks so bad. And even on, like, when they were doing the vice, I remember the vice president's debate, right? I was watching it and I was being like, damn, I would prefer these people.

Yeah. I would prefer it to be between these two people. Yes. You know what I mean? 100%. But it's a, it's, it's, Trump is so egregious that it's like, by comparison. He looks great. JD vance is really stupid.

But Donald Trump is just like if, if a bad guy. somehow. It's like, it's like Cidious. It's like, what the fuck are you doing here? Like, how do y'all not know this nigga's evil? What is going on? That actually is a great analogy of like, it's like, how is this guy. But Cidius is fucking out of pocket. That's actually a pretty good analogy that like it is watching and knowing who Paltabatine is. You're like, how are they allowing this shit to happen? Things are getting progressing further, especially in episode three. You're like, how the fuck is the, you know, your, you're It is the side to not relinquish power

And everyone's like You're like I don't need to contemplate You Jedi suck Brother I saw I don't know who this guy He popped up in my recommends But he was doing a debate

Of another YouTuber His name's like Adam Friended or something And then he just wrote this like 20 minute like diatribe Of like Why this guy sucks or whatever But what it was Was just going through

Why Donald Trump Is not qualified to be president at all And I forgot like I for when it's that neatly packaged just back to back it makes you feel insane It makes you feel like you're like I can't fucking believe they ignored Everything I think what when there's too much like dude the fake electors the fuckin sending out the what you call it It's ahead of time the like even though he know he like you like you can just choose one thing right You can just choose one thing and I was just like it made me feel insane I was cooking and I was listening to this and I was like am I alive?

Like I felt like This isn't real Like this is like for a moment I was like kind of feeling like This can't be This is get the knife and stab yourself There was a I thought about I climbed up on my kitchen sink

And then like I was like I should just dive into the pot of food You know like just just boil my fucking face Like there was a moment where I'm like This is this is too still I don't know why am I listening to people that have these talks with them right And it's I get it Again, it's hard if you're like someone like Destiny, you try to have a talk with this person, like Milo or Tim Pool or something like that.

And I know it's hard to sit down and talk to those guys. But it's never like a personable conversation where it's like, hey, let's just have a chat meeting you, right? And because it turned to ideal wars, unfortunately. It isn't just like a what like what is the reason you want to vote for this guy? Like for real, all jokes aside, no bravado, no bullshit. But there's cameras on voyage that they're going to have to go into their characters. Do the gay shit. to appease the people that are there like on their side.

So it'll be like, well, why are you here? What are you doing? Yeah. Yeah, regular conversations are fine. David Pacman talked to this guy. I don't know he is, this Asian dude with wild hair. And then he talked to him about tariffs. And that guy who's a supporter Trump just finally recognize what tariffs are for real.

And he was flabbergasted. And it wasn't hostile. It was nothing hostile at all. It was just like, oh, that's how they work. So that would fuck us. He was like, wow. And it was like, regular conversation was just. like, huh? And he was like, you're kidding, right? Yeah. And he's like, you're going to clip this?

Yeah. But like, he's like, no, send me. He's like, send me this clip. Whatever do you send me this? I love shit like, because I'm like, in a calm setting, people can learn shit and they're like, oh, weird. It's why other people don't understand. Like, I don't know. Like, I feel like that's so self-explanatory about like a tariff. Sure. It should be. It's, I don't understand how that there was even a miscommunication about them. I think just people have been gaslit into, you know, just because the, you know, Emperor King says that it's, they're good. So than they've been gasoline to think they're good. I think it's as simple as that. I think what happens people don't look into things outside of what they enjoy hearing.

They don't have to go look externally like, oh, that means sense because China's bad. We have to make them pay more. And it's like, China's not paying more. Look, it's just, look, I brought in North Carolina. Let's just, we'll go over after this. The governor is saying what's happening, the governor on the ground of the state. And then Trump says otherwise. and then they believe Trump.

Like, what do you do? What can you do that? The guy that is running this fucking state is telling you how it is and they're like, no, fuck you. I'm just like, okay, you can't do anything. At that point, you can't do anything.

Just jack off. Just jack off. Just get three guns that's duct tape them together and shoot them all that was. Anyway, here's another, here's a question from scratch,

from scratch it and spank. I love it. And he says, so this question is a little more mundane than usual. But have you guys seen those videos of the alcoholic monkeys beating their kids?

they're monkey kids or human kids I don't know they're their kids I assume they're monkey kids I assume they're monkey kids I assume they're monkey kids but it's also I've never really I've never heard somebody refer to you know

can you be an alcoholic like animals their litter as kids I've never really heard that before I guess so monkey called I don't know actually yeah look it up

Kingston Kingston I feel like it's something really I feel like it's like an apelet ape lit They're not even apes though Yeah I know

A monklet Or maybe it's called infant Oh okay Well lame They're called infants Yeah Is that what we got it from? Is that what we got it from?

Or which one came first We gave it to them They didn't call They were like your infant I guess I guess infant is just like a small primate I guess I guess so because I'm like, you know, we didn't take cub.

Was it something before a cub, was it? Small lion. A baby alligator is called a hatchling. Baby Armadillo is called a pop. Baby deer fun. You say pop? Pop. Pop.

Yeah. Baby fish is a fingerling. Are you serious? What the hell? A fingerling? It's called a fry or a fingerling actually. A fingerling of a fingering fish? I want to eat some fingerlings.

Sounds good. A gooseling. A gooseling. A gooseling. Kangaroo or Joey, obviously, in a baby. Did you just say Joey obviously? Maybe kangaroo's a Joey. Oh, yeah, you're right.

Why do you say obviously? Because I feel like that's kind of common, sort of common knowledge. I guarantee you it's not. I think I knew that. I don't know why I knew that, though. I don't know why you know that, but I imagine. I guess I know because I watched fucking, I was a dumb little animal kid. Like, I loved animal planet.

Yeah, I was like, oh, I love this. A little fucking Joey. Because I'm like I've heard that. Look, it's little baby. I'm a little baby. I'm a guy. I probably heard it, but didn't understand the reference. Yeah, like it just went.

over my head. Yeah, they were joking. I remember being like, why why are they named after a person? It's in Australia. That's why I mean, I guess like, that's what they call like, they, they call a broads, uh, Sheila's, right? Oh, yeah, I guess so. Yeah, so. It's just like that. Sheila. Sheila. Sheila. Over there. Over there. You narrow. You narrow? You narrow. Why are you putting an R in there, bitch? I can't wait. You see R and N-O, you pussy.

Can't like for my friend to come here. Oh, no. My friend is going to be here any minute. Comedy shorts, right? Don't put them two together Don't do that Hey guys I'm over here in Australia Wraping some Joeys

He fucks All right well I didn't ask for all this Baby Angelo called a calf Baby Antling Baby Kingston's called a fucking problem Fucking waste of space You guys got to come

I'm back to pop I'm back to pop I'm so mean That was so mean escaped abortion You guys can stop whenever So can you We didn't ask for all this

Maybe more is a piglet of a Shult or a faro The bobcats a kid or a kid or a baby Kingston's are called accidents You can just calm down Dude I'm reading this by no pride I'm so It's so bad

It was really mean You're fine I'm a tough guy, but fuck, that was not nice. You're no accident. You're here for a reason. An accidental reason. He guys are such fucking cuss. I'm trying so desperately to find another question.

All right. Crows called a chick. A chick. Isn't that what fucking chickens are? No, chickens are chicklets. Is that? No, chicklets, gum and Spanish. Do not listen to him.

That's right. That's what. My brain fucked. Yeah, Chiglitz, that's right. You're so good at lying. It's disgusting. It's not,

what do you mean? You mistruthed him almost into believing it. I know the word chickle, but then I'm like, wait, is that? It works sometimes. He started getting pulled into that orbit.

It's like, I guess he's right. It's like a level, you have a slight level of like sociopathy. That like, you can believe. Right now with Ramtruck's declaration of deals, well qualified current FCA lessees,

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I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

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Your lies sometimes because you just confidently say, And then it makes me question. I'm like, oh, yeah, I guess. Oh, my God. Or like a lot of people will have a stupid facial expression after they say something snarky or whatever and it gives it away. It's hard for me.

It's really hard for me to keep it in. The smirk after saying something completely false. Yeah. That's why you walk off afterwards. That's why I just turn around. I do look away or turn around. But usually I just try to keep a smile on my face at all times. Yeah.

So it doesn't change much. lying. When I start lying, I start giggling. Yeah, it's gross. It's really bad. I started giggling. Like, you played a game. You played a super Hitler before, right? With us? No. Have you played it? Oh, you got to play that game. Or you've played a werewolf? It's a game like that.

Where it's like... You're like, manhunter mafia. Like these days are you have to guess who's the fucking... I see. I see. Guess who the cunt is. So like, oh, the secret Hitler. Okay. I'm like, I'm not hittler.

And I start giggling because I'm like... Because I already know. I'm already thinking of all the questions we were going to ask me and me to be like, no. I didn't do that. I didn't start laughing. You're like the worst. You just people figure you out all the way.

I got to go full silly before. It's hard for it. I got to start. I got to get my silly all before the game starts. I can't lie like that either. Like I can't. The only way that I can play Secret Hitler and win is if I don't speak. Like I'm quiet through most of the games that I win in Secret Hitler.

Because if I start speaking, I'm just, I'm going to smile. I'm going to smile. Our friends are assholes. So we just, you're friends with them too. We just like start fucking around and we just let Hitler win sometimes. We're like, oh, fuck, you didn't let me choose who was going to be fucking vice president. Suck my dick. I'm going to give it to who I know is Hitler.

And then they win the game. That is kind of like, I mean, it's kind of accurate in some way. You've done it too. What do you mean? You've definitely been like, you didn't, you've definitely listed Lily where you were like, you almost voted me out. Fuck you, Lily. And you've given it to Hitler. You're like, oh, I guess Hitler wins now.

And I'm like, what is wrong with you? That's how, that's how society works. Yeah. I think that's kind of how. That's why we are right now. Yeah. I think so. It's like, fuck you guys, I'm going to give it to Hitler. Yeah.

You know, whatever. Oh, man, we're such a fucking insane group of people. We're embarrassing. We're embarrassing. Anyway, Crimson wroteies. We're not getting better either. Yeah. Crimson says, hello, glasses, glasses, and blind fuck who needs glasses.

He says, not a question, but a good iceberg of a conversation. I can't, I just pick this at random. I didn't read this ahead of time, but obviously this has come up again. Shirt power is just a stand user. Stans are named after music artists, usually look up notorious B-I-G-Jo-Stand have fun with the music references

and what their powers are. So I guess he's talking about the shirt guy that we invented who can take people and put him on his shirt that would be a stand, I guess. It's all yellow. But what would be like a, I don't know what a shirt-oriented

song would be to name him. I feel like shirt man's perfectly adequate because it's as stupid as the concept deserves. Yeah. Yeah. Doesn't need to be, we don't need to harp on it. It's stupid,

but it can expand, you know. That's the best kind of things. Oh my God. Here's another one. Here's another one. I'm mad that Little Caesar's $5 pizza is $7 now wrote in. He says, hey, three, two, and one. Quick follow up to the CJ question.

But do you think modding will ever get to a point where no one knows who CJ is, but he'll still be modded into every game possible? It's already happening. I think so. I would bet that most people, maybe not most people now, but I do think at some point, it'll be like Bugs Bunny. You know what I mean? We're like how Bugs Bunny was like a reference.

to like a Clark Gable movie. And now it's like no one knows who the fuck Clark Gable is and only Bugs Bunny remains. I think that will be a point when we get far enough away from San Andreas. But I think right now currently the- Is I'm 20 years old now or no? It is about to be basically or in like a month probably. I think because that was 2004, right? I think so.

But I honestly don't remember actually. No, not yet. I think it's 2007. San Andreas? No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. No, because I thought 04 was 2008.

I thought Vice City was, oh four, but no, you're probably right. I mean, I don't know. You're probably right. Oh, uh, yeah, San Andreas. Greater Theta Theta Theta Theta was San Andreas October 26th, 2004. So a week. Okay. Nice.

Basically. That's going to be crazy on the internet. Yeah. When I hit the anniversary hits. That's actually nuts. Yeah. There's like, I feel like the reason why he's still, I feel like the only, the only, the only,

The only reason why C.J. became like the staple of modding is because of all the YouTube poop people. Like there was like just like Flying Kitty is a big one. Oh yeah. Yeah. They just people that just kept the big smoke and C.J. shit just alive. And then it's like the, I'm actually a little bit sad because I think the Spider-Man meta is over in YouTube poop. Because that was the best one. That was where.

It's a powerful meta. Yeah. Until we get into Spada. Batman movie. That's finally goofy enough. It might make some power back. I hope it's just, I don't even know what the new meta is actually, to be honest. Um, I haven't been paying attention, but I don't know actually. Because for a while, like I was watching, like when it was the Sega or the, well, when it was

the CDI fucking Zelda. Oh my God. When it was Beauty and the Beast for a while. Fucking, it was Aladdin for a while. It was, uh, dude, the Prager you run was amazing. It didn't last long. You met it was powerful. It didn't last long, but that one was fucking.

The baby. fucking dies. Fucking dies. That video is like it was a good old P.U. I think is that video. Good O P.U. It's such a good, such a good YouTube boot. Dude, a guy cut him saying,

tie me down and fuck my gaping asshole. And I was like, that amazing. I was like, how did you find that? I know. It takes a special kind of person to figure that out, honestly. But I think, yeah, I don't know. I think we're still a ways away from, I think, having like I think the majority of people who know who CJ is understand where he's from.

Yeah. But I do think like at some point we'll reach a point where it's like, I don't know who the fuck this is. Let's go to, let's say, 20 years from now. We'll check back into it. I got to somehow have an alarm clock. Siri, set an alarm clock for 20 years. Is that even possible? Send an alarm clock for 20 years?

Uh, you're fine. fucking gay, you dumb bitch. This is unnecessary. Like, I know it's not alive, but like, hold on, wait. How many, fuck you pussy ass bitch. Wait. Hey, Siri.

How many hours in 20 years? All right. 175,000. Okay. Siri. Set a timer for 175,000 hours. Wait, didn't, didn't hear me. Hey, Siri.

Set a timer for 175,000 hours. Timers can't be set for 24 hours or longer. Damn it. That's so lame. Bullshit. Come on. So I'm just going to have to get 20 years worth of calendars. Let's say to get a bunch of calendars.

Just keep mark the one. That's like the 20th of the year. I guess so. Yeah, the big ass, super thick calendars. You gotta walk under it and shit Huh There's no way I'm gonna remember that unfortunately I don't remember anything I don't remember who I am

I'm scared Okay I want that actually Mr. Kind of a little bit I don't want dementia That shit's scary I just like I'm so annoyed

You know I want it for a while I want amnesia for like a few years So let's just say even for the sake of argument Worst case scenario Trump wins whatever I just skip all of that So it would be cool to have amnesia for like a second That'd be amazing Okay, so let's say you guys, let's say right now, you guys, uh, wake up in your bedroom and you're 16.

So for me, it's just 2010, 2010, right? 16, you wake up. You're like, oh, what the fuck's going on? You walk outside your house. You walk outside your bedroom. 16 year old world. You're back. You're in the past.

And I'm aware. You're aware. You got all your fucking intelligence like that from that time. How are you going to react? What's your going to be? I'm become the next comedy source gamer. Real for real. What is your next movie?

Well, I would invest in the channel. I would, like, sincerely. I would just be like, oh, I'm just going to start this way earlier. I think... Make a ton of money early. I think I were... So I had one friend who dropped out of high school when they were 16 and they just went and got their equivalency. They didn't.

Okay. So they got their equivalency way younger, right? They dropped out of high school at 16. They went to get the equivalency and they started college when they were... literally 16, like 16 and a half years old. And by the time we got to college... Are we having deja vu right now? What's up?

I swear you did this. I brought the stuff before. I brought it before. In the same almost scenario, though. I don't think I did. But I feel like we were talking about you would redo what you would do is you would finish school early. And then we,

and then I talked about like I wouldn't trade in my experiences that I gave. I think I think you might have done. I think we're doing. That sounds right. I think we're doing a reason. But other than that, I wouldn't change anything major, actually. because I fucking much anything that would radically fuck the world up. And I don't think, I don't think it's safe to do that.

Like, you investing in like, like, like, so like, I'd go back and I'd fucking invest in Tesla. And I was like, you would fuck the planet up so bad. I would not in doing that. Because I know exactly what I would have to do. It would be annoying. I think I would be really annoyed that I would have to retry the same old ground, to be honest with you. So I think I would try to change as much as possible while keeping the good things intact. So I would probably just be like, all right, I'm just going to focus on YouTube and just not really.

I'm not even going to go to college. What the fuck? Why would it? Why would I? I'd wake up and I'd have to like, I'd be given rules and I'd be like, I'm a grown-ass man. I'm like, no, you're not. I'm literally a 30-year-old man in his body. I'm literally a 30-year-old right now.

You don't understand. Oh, it's like, oh, interesting. Go clean your fucking room. Oh, interesting. Dude, I'd break. I'd find all my future ex-girlfriends or whatever. I'd break their heart earlier. You know, I would just like, I would just get it over.

with already. Like you just so you feel like oh the you know like ones in the 20s and all that shit. I just get out of the way now. It's still make sure I feel like the timeline won't chatter too hard as long as I still interact with the same people. But I'm just getting over with. I'd feel so bad because I'd be like I'm an adult now. I shouldn't be where I am right now. Well, I would be fucking annoyed as shit. I'd be sitting in school like I'm a grown ass man. I don't want to be here. Dude, that's 20 years for me. Yeah. That's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's, That's great. Well, it's almost 20 years for me too. So it's just like, I'm not like, I'm like, bro, I don't.

At that point, I'd be like, fuck. You'd be talking to your friends about some super stupid shit. You'd be like, oh my God. I was a moron. Yeah. I would, I mean, at least I would, yeah. Yeah, I wouldn't. No, he's drawing some DBZ nigger.

Nigger. I've got to be hitting on my teachers. Because I'm like, I can't get pussy from kids now. It's not a demon. I got a fucking. my teachers, but then they're not going to fuck me because I'm a child currently. I hate this. Well, yeah, you might run into a couple of them, you know, because how many, how many dudes tried versus like, say, you know, because like the predators are the ones that usually approach,

but like, say, what if there's some, is that frozen? Is that a freezer? No, it's a Vigita with the receding airline. It's, it's, it's, uh, Phil Collins and shit. Curatoria Amoskeville College. Hot salsa, Hot salsa wrote in, Mr. Hot Salca said, Hello, three muscoquequeers. So, do you guys, do you guys remember the movie Barnyard

and a spinoff show? Back at the Barnyard yet. Bye, bye, bye, guys. No. And it's a spinoff show back at the barnyard. That movie and show was insane and the humor crossed so many lines while airing on Nickelodeon.

For example, look up back at the barnyard dairy section for brief clip of the show. I don't really, I didn't, this was after, I know about it. This was way after mine. I did not watch that show. I don't even recognize the name.

Yeah, I recognize the name because I remember I see, I see memes of it all the time. Like there's that, um, the mouse jumping at somebody. The what? The mouth's jumping at somebody. The mouth? Yeah. Oh, I don't know if I've saw, like, the one that I keep seeing recently is that is that old man in the chair. I remember that cow.

Yeah, there's a meme lately of like, I think it's like there's a farmer character on that show, right? Or like in that movie where it's like an old farmer and I guess his wife or something. And there's a meme that's going around It's like it's the lady at the window And then it's the guy in the chair Kind of opening his mouth And it looks like he's screaming And it's usually like the wife saying like

Sir Or like I don't know what the guy's name is But like Marty the gays are here And it's usually like Two shots of him sitting screaming and standing up And it's just ah ah It's just like But I keep seeing that one

But I don't I have no context for that show There's one really funny scene Where like the cow usually bobby there's the mailman, right? So the male man like turns around and the cow's like dance and stuff like that. And the man man turns around again, he's not dancing. He's like keeps doing that. Yeah, this is the thing I keep seeing also the the perhaps the fucking people like select the most random shit to like go viral man. I know. But that's what the scene I'm talking about. But there's one scene where like it's if the male man was

schizophrenic and like really paranoid and it's the cow just sitting there and the guys are time time again, like freaking out about nothing happening. And I think that meme is so funny. I saved it to my phone. Let me see if I could find it with a thousand and a million and a half fucking, yeah, no way. Save the movies I have all my phone. The fact that you save movies on your phone is crazy. Yeah, yeah, this one.

It's usually like, oh, the gays are here. It's, ah, ah, underneath the caption underneath the. It's so stupid. Why? Why did this even, I don't get it? I don't know. I missed that on the. show. I don't really, I don't get it.

But whatever. Yeah, I do remember that cow was pretty popular though. I remember that. I remember that cow was pretty popular. This is an insane fucking insane sentence. Goku using his dick to shoot a Kamehamehara and he says there's this video called the Drink Cup official

music video and there's just some guy rapping in a trunk's impression. I know. I've seen it. Yeah, you showed it to me unfortunately. I didn't show it to you. Yes, you did. No, I didn't. I had that show to me at your house. I don't remember who put it up. I think Jake or, or, I don't Jordan put it on. Jordan put it on on your TV. And I was sitting there watching you like, what the fuck? What am I seeing right now? Um, it's whatever. There's too, there's too much, there's so much brain rot now. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals. Well qualified current FCA

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

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I don't even know really had to distinguish between, like, what is and is not it. But whatever. The internet is fucking broken, man. Anyway. You see a video of that guy drinking really? cold beverages. Oh, with the dry ice.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, what is, like he's, he's gonna hurt himself. Like, why are you doing?

Like, it's not, when you make content, right, when you're giving up life, it's not funny. He drank, he ate like a three packs

of the sterine whitening strips, put dry ice inside of a fucking, a Coke, and then ate a bunch of Mentos and drank that. And I'm like, bro, this is not worth it. You're going to die faster.

And he probably got like a, he probably feels really refreshed though. Yeah. He had to the point of it hurt. He's probably Iceman now. He's probably Iceman. He probably lays down and it's like, ah. Do you think you could theoretically become so relaxed and so, I don't even know. So like, like, like, something like that, doing something like that could relieve you of so much ache and pain that, that you quickly realize how much pain you are always in and are blocking it out.

You know what I mean? That's deep. Where like the next day after that, just your normal current existing. Like your normal everyday pain threshold depletes entirely because now you know what it's like to not have it. Because you're so refreshed. Yeah. I thought about that. I thought about that like taking like if I took drugs, I wonder how I'd feel like say because I'm always like yeah, I always like inflamed and my hips fucked up and shit.

Yeah. I was like, I wonder what it feels like to just be kind of like not in pain all the time. I sometimes I think about what it would be like to be in like the body of a dog and like if that would hurt. And you know what I mean? Why would it hurt? Well, that's what I'm saying is like we are used to our own bodies and our own physiology, right? Yeah. And so we're used to everything that like, like theoretically there could be a situation where like you and I switch bodies or something or like you and somebody else would switch bodies.

And you because you're so used to your own experience are now acclimating to this one where you're like, oh, what the fuck? my elbow hurts, right? Or like your elbow horse and it's like, oh, my elbow doesn't hurt. It's like, you probably just don't notice it because you're so used to it. And I wonder how drastic that effect would, like how in pain is a dog just by being trapped in the frame of a dog that it can't express that pain, you know, outwardly because why would it? Well, that's layered a lot. Like, there's so much going on.

There's a lot of layers to it. Yeah, there's a lot to pick apart. This is why I sit at, I sit at, I sit at 5 a. till 5 a.m. I think about this stuff. I put a knife to my dog's doing. I'm like, are you in pain? And my dog's like, please stop.

Please stop. That's crazy. I could free you right now. I could free you. I could free you. I could free you. Please get away from me. Mark and I'll free you.

Well, I'll put it this way. You know, there are certain breeds of dogs that are obviously in pain. Yeah. You know what I mean? You can tell with those ones. Clearly. You can look at those and tell her in pain. But that's all they've ever known.

So they're just fine. So they probably don't even really notice it to the degree that we would, that we, like, would we, if you went into the body of a pug, would you immediately feel like you were, like, ah, you would just be screaming. You know what I mean? Like, your eyes are kind of out of your head. You're fucking just, yeah. What if you felt amazing? What if you were like elated? You were like, oh, wow.

I mean, maybe I would have the, the, the way that my neurons fire. Maybe I feel like my pain threshold is really high and I feel better. being a dog. Maybe. Because at least they seem like their pain thresholds are pretty high. I've definitely kicked my dog and it definitely wasn't a lot of pain. Yeah, but like so. We're going to get the fuck out of here.

Let's go. I definitely kicked my dog. I definitely kicked the flaming fuck out of my dog and it was in tremendous pain. I know because it got up and said, it got up like a person. It said, it's out. What the fuck, dude? It stood up on. died.

It stood up on its hind legs just to fall to its knees. A dog falling to its knees is crazy to imagine. Anyway, we're going to read our $25 and our patrons now. We can go over to Patreon.com slash snark tank. You do all that fucking dumb shit. So we're going to read your names.

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He has demons. Oh, I thought like he was like a demons, probably. I thought he was like an Andy Milanakis figure. What is that? It means I thought he was like older, but like he just kind of like had the appearance of being yelling. He's a puppy, actually. How do you know that? Is there proof?

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That guy would never come on here. No way! He would never... He may be talked to one of us one-on-one, but he would not. He would talk to... I feel like he probably thinks Chris Ragan's the devil. Oh, yeah. For sure, yeah.

He probably thinks of that I would see at a YouTuber party who would scowl, I think. Like that Noah guy. I love talking about him. fire. Yeah, I wonder if he would, I don't know how he feels about me, but I imagine probably not great because he still used that alternative influence network thing in his video. And my name is smack dab on that fucking list. So he probably thinks like horrible things of me too. Yeah, I mean, I would in my, uh, I saw him get kind of flamed about the, uh, oh, J. Cole. I have, I kind of after watching the deleted's video, because I don't know enough about J. Cole.

I just realized I only know his music. So then when I. saw his like history of like kind of flip flopping and shit and he just kind of never like stands on shit he's just kind of always this was his emo what he did with the the big three thing he always does that i didn't know so basically from that perspective i kind of think very differently now i disagree i think that j cole i think j cole is a case study of someone who uh he proclaims his skill as a rapper but i think proclaiming his skills rapper doesn't inherently mean you're going to go into contention with other people in the rap sense um i think I think he made that record.

What did you just say? Have you seen like, you know, what I was just kind of. I'm a big, I'm a big fan of Jake. No, what I mean is like say

the things that he's done, like what he did in this is not new from people that have been paying attention because I didn't know. When I found out about this, it kind of changes the perspective for me. You can say he flip flops,

but I think, but he does. I don't think, I don't consider that flip flopping. What do you mean? He's not like standing on like, like, on an aggressive sense of like,

oh, like I'm like I'm, like I'm a video as a rapper. He proclaims his skill He talks about how he uh he was he's a great rapper He's just objective I think he talks about how he is uh His pen skill is amazing

But there's another thing that's true I just don't think he wanted to get into a battle situation with Kendrick I think he made an album But he did I think he made an album A song It was a verse song that was very much so A spur of the moment thing

Well I mean like explain to me how he's not a flip flopper As basically Because I think I don't like because I think the idea of him making that song, making these these interactors are where he goes into a very braggadocious era of hip hop. Unfortunately,

hip hop in general, you know, you're not going to get the respect you deserve unless you fucking come out of people's necks. Unfortunately, no. I think, I disagree. I mean, there's so many rappers that don't do this shit at all, and they're fine.

Like who that's a, I mean, like say, for example, like Kanye, who's next was he coming after? A lot of people. What are you talking about? Kanye would shit on people all the time. In his fucking records, and his most,

best records? Like who? Like Barry Bonds, he's shitting on people? Barry Bonds is not in the rap beef dude. In what you call? No, Barry Bonds like in the songs. He doesn't come after a particular person. But that's what we're talking about. But what happens is J. Cole named a name, right? He named the name. Not necessarily, he talked about Kendrick directly, right? What happened is that

every artist brings up on the artist when they're talking about their best skill, often very popular artists. Yeah. But J. Cole's not a beef and artist. That's the thing. But he does that. But he is. See, look, this is what I learned about him. Where was he beefing with people? See, this is exactly, I feel like.

Because I think you need to, I think you need to, like, say, what I saw, because I didn't know anything about him outside of just his music. I didn't know anything about him. The only person I know he beat to, he beefed up, um, Diddy. He had a beef with, he beef with pretty much every fucking, like, trap and newer artist. He fucking had beef with, uh, Yadi. And they actually confronted him on a podcast about it. He beefed with basically

Multiple times He admitted to himself Like I'm just being a hater He comes out Says some shit And then doesn't stand on it And then he backtracks And like I'm being a hater

He fucking beef with Kanye for a little bit But then also backtracked on that When they released that fucking documentary He didn't beat him But he did He meant he There was a song He was talking about his

His favorite artist That was an um It was in Well he basically called him a false prophet Yeah he was talking about he was talking about Kanye having a bunch of Yasman, which he's right. He's calling him a, dude, if you're calling someone a false profit

and then later on being like, oh man, congratulations, Kanye, you're so great. Your documentary was awesome. People are going to look at that and be like, what the fuck was that? I disagree with that. I think he was talking about how Kanye was up his own ass.

If I was... But he respected Kanye's documentary. Dude, calling someone a false profit is not just like you're, I feel like you're downplaying this shit. I don't think I'm downplaying it. I think it's perspective. Because calling someone a false profit. is like someone I used to follow a lot, like someone you could follow a lot, right?

You really had a lot of love for, right? Let's say, like for me, I also had a lot for Kanye himself, right? Yeah. I call him a false prophet is referring to the fact that like I used to really follow. He's a big fan of you. And now seeing the way you're behaving is, it's sad. You know, I could still respect Kanye's documentary or the things he's made that come out afterwards. But the way I viewed him before is different from what I clearly see right now.

I would not use the word false profit of someone and still respect their work after that. That's crazy to me. Because you can respect a piece of art they can make afterwards. If like, let's say if they make something that's directly involved with who they are, them as a person? I think you could, you could, but I don't know, man.

Like I would never call J. Cole a beefer. I would say J. Cole has talked shit before. I think he talked shit about the whole mumble rap era of people, right? But he also gave them, he also gave them a lot of credence because he was like, they're just making music that they want to make. He did not start off that way. That's the point.

Well, he wasn't. He did not start. No, he started off being like, this is bullshit. And then after a while, he reflected on his what people are. saying and what he's done multiple times for years is that he has this pattern of behavior.

They're saying the same thing where he got into this big three shit and then he reflected on it and then was like my bad. He released this Port Antonio thing. And what people are saying is like, dude, we've been, you're acting. He's basically seems like he's gaslighting people. From the perspective of me, I didn't know any of this. And then I learned about it. And I'm like, oh, I think these people are correct. I have no skin in the game because I don't feel a certain way about Jake Cole. I just recognize he's a really talented individual, but him as a person that I've seen his, his behavior, his pattern. I'm like, oh, I think they're right. I think they're right just objectively by looking at the evidence. I think he, I think he hates, I think he has moments

where he reveals what he thinks too quickly before he has moments to contemplate on it. I think that's objective. I think seeing the whole thing he did with Drake and freaking Kendrick, he said something before he had a time to think about it, fully give it some thought about it. Then he might have released whatever he said. And he was like, you know what? after I already did this, but I'm still going to say this is a kind of, this is hyperbolic, which I think it's fine.

I don't think that's a, that's worthwhile of having a, a hater, not saying you are, but I'm saying that's not worthwhile having a hater mentality towards him. I don't have like, that say shit and they stand at like,

A. number one, 50 cent. 50 cents. I was a huge fan of him. 50 cents consistently says terrible shit all the time and it stands on that shit. I think, and I think people,

I think one of, I think one of the things that people value most, though, is like, conviction. I think conviction is definitely important for sure. I think it's very important. I still think, like, say, I can respect a Republican that, you know, they're muchably wrong, but they're like, they're like, they feel strongly about the certain thing. And I'm like, then the flip-flopping dickhead that's just like, who really doesn't stand for anything,

not really. And I'm not trying to say that's a one-to-one thing like, like J-Cold doesn't stand for anything. But from what I've seen, I was very surprised with, because I did like, again, I just need to say I didn't know about any of this. I was very surprised with, oh, I can't believe he's behaving this way. I feel, I, I disagree with you on the mumbo rap stance. I think that's, I think that's, I think that's, I think that's, I think that's, I think, he said himself in his own words. Yeah, but I even called himself, I, I just turned out to be a hater.

You're disagreeing with him. No, no, no, yeah, disagree with his own words. But what I'm saying is the idea is that, like, he was, from the very beginning, he was like, I just don't really, it wasn't my vibe, you know, isn't my vibe, isn't what I care about. Because it's true. what the fuck he's like a conventional rapper why don't you fuck about mumble rap

then he went he talked a little pump they had that conversation and he was like you know when I really think about when I because little pump said something about him first and that what happened is when I have this conversation when I think about it was the other way around actually are you sure yes um low pump reacted to it no he said because he said he made um 1989 right

he made 1989 and then he was like oh Lil Pump and all the other um those mumble rappers they all reacted to him talking shit yeah but then he was like he was like he was like, oh, I hope you guys are just making good decisions with your money because you guys are still kids. And what happens eventually they're going to look at what you're making and they're going to stop caring about this. People are like you're going to grow up out of what you're doing. And then he talked about a little pump.

He was having a conversation with him. He was like, honestly, when I think about it, I was a kid just like you doing dumb shit just like you. Yeah. So then it's like, I just hope you're getting paid. So it's like why you're talking shit in the first place? What is so wrong about that though exactly? Because he's not because it's one thing. I feel like you sound like you would trust like a car sales.

been to me. Like, that's what you sound like to me because like there is your, the car salesman says one thing, but he's thinking a whole another thing. And you'll, typically we don't trust people that do shit like that, that operate in a way that like, I hear what you're saying, but your pattern of behavior is not matching what you're saying. And so I can't trust you. I understand that, right? But in this, in this instance, right, outside of like something that's directly in city, there's nothing really insidious about what J. Cole has done. It's not insidious. It's just, that's where the idea of his character is in question. Because car salesman is like the idea is that like they're trying to sell a car.

Right. They're trying to make a process. It's not a one to one comparison. I'm just trying to give an example of why you, you don't want to trust somebody that their actions aren't matching their words. And that's basically when he says, I don't want to get into beef. When over the years, he continuously thrust himself shitting on people, that is not the behavior.

I don't fucking, when I write music or write hip hop or anything, I never even think about shitting on anyone. I've never wanted to do that. I've never had any inclination of like, let me even try to get into this. I agree. I agree that I wouldn't be my focus on hip hop, right? That wouldn't be like if I was an artist,

that wouldn't be my focus. Yeah, because you don't have that in you. But if you did, you would do it. But the thing is that that is the nature of that genre of music. No,

it's not, that is not how everyone needs to survive. That was in the fucking 90s, man. Not every one. Everyone that's like a rapper, rapper, they call out other people. Most rappers.

Pretty much everyone. does. Most rappers. Kendrick does it. Kendrick does it because he's fucking good and he because of that very reason. Kendrick does it. Plenty artists do it. All of all of Griseldda does it.

The only person that doesn't do that. Don't do it. The only person that really doesn't do that for real is like logic. Logic doesn't talk shit about anybody. Him and a lot of other underground, vibe artist. Underground vibe artist, I would say no.

That's not the lane they want to exist. But that's what I mean. They don't care about. But acting like that has to, that's a, like you can't be in hip hop without doing it. I'm like, no, it's like... Main stage, I don't think you can.

I don't... I think maybe it's more so now than before you can. Do like, pop rap is so much bigger than, like, hip hop had ever been. Like pop rap? Like, what I'm saying is that was, that culture of, like, pop rap. Pop rap explode. Pop rap in 2010s essentially became bigger than hip hop has ever been. And then...

But they were shitting each other all the time in an era of time. Who? Drake was shitting on niggas. Kenner was shitting on people. Wayne was shitting on people. Uh, Gucci was shitting on people. shitting on people. Boozy was shitting on people. How much? They're not even pop rap.

That was pop rap that time. The 2010s era, that was pop. No, but the people that you were mentioning. Who them? Yeah. They're all pop rap. No, pop. To me pop rap is like, Wayne was absolutely pop rap. Well, he was a chameleon. But like, what I'm saying is like pop rap was like, say, the newer generations of rappers, like say, people that were overusing little way too much. Like, like, Ouzi and Oozie was talking shit about people. Like that wasn't, that wasn't, that wasn't his MO though. It wasn't like, M.O. Their M.O. was wants to do whatever the fuck I want to do. And I guess the point is my point being that like, even if that was the case, even if it was like, I think Cole could have

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

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from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Standing on your shit. It's simple. Like, if you... I think that's true, but at the same time, my brain is like, if you, if you say something right,

like, because people, I think that this is a weird notion where people people don't often appreciate or respect people reflecting, you know, I think doing it a lot is a problem.

That is the only problem. The problem is. It's the only problem. But if someone may insult somebody, like if someone insults someone, like let's say, he was making fun of the SoundCloud rappers, right? Yeah,

that whole era, right? Which I think they deserve to be made fun up to a degree. But I think they had their own lanes and they were making their own music and it wasn't hurting anybody, right? Right. He insult,

he made fun of them because of the fact he was like a lot of you are probably not going to be around for a long. So I hope what you guys are doing is making the right decisions to stick around longer than you guys, as long as you guys can. Yeah, that's what it was, that's not what he was saying at first, but like, again, as a, the, the only actual problem is that at a certain point, if your behavior doesn't change, then we don't believe you. It's kind of like one of those things. It's like, you know, like Joe Rogan has fucked up so many times with like, you know, Jamie keeps correcting them. It's pretty clear at this point that I'm like, this dude is not

going to change. He's not going to learn. He's going to keep. keep doing the same pattern behavior and it seems like j cole's going to keep doing that he's going to eventually inserting himself into some shit and then reflecting on it days later and it's like well at a certain point you kind of just got to stop and so it's but the thing that annoyed me before i learned about this stuff was people acting trying to call into question his skills at all like that was silly like saying like people were hating on porn an port the people that were hating on port antio acting like it was trash or something. I'm like, now making the argument that it's trash because they didn't like the words, what he was saying? Fair. I don't care about. That's fine. But if you're trying to act

like that isn't a good fucking song overall, it's silly. I think, I don't know. I think Drake, I think, Jake Cole would do good in going into that. That's fella. He looks racist though, doesn't he? He looks incredibly. He looks like, he looks like, I've seen this art style before. I've seen someone that looks like this before. He looks that he has proof that Biden did the hurricanes. He looks like he has full proofs. That's a better drawing than I thought it was going to be. Pretty good.

I've seen this art style before. This guy listens to five finger death punch. He's fucking like. He looks like someone from smiling friends and Beaver's a butt at the same time. I kind of know what you mean. Yeah. He looks like. Anyway.

Yeah. We need a. That's an awfully hot. What do you mean? Comey shot. I'm trying to see exactly. exactly where I can pinpoint him from and it's making my brain hurt. I don't really know.

I know what you mean. I don't know. I didn't have anything in mind when I started drawing it. I don't know who that is. I don't know what style. I don't know what style. You reminds me of the shrimp man. Thank you, yellow man.

I think he reminds me of that guy. No. For a to a degree. Uh, anyway, listen, I'm just going to read the rest of it. That's an awfully hot cummy shot. Should I take it in my face?

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Yeah I got the batting I guess I'm not going to get the I'm not playing that game again I mean I don't feel bad if I don't play it again. It's not a replay game. It's a,

well, it technically is. You're supposed to, but it's not a game I'm replaying. I'm not going to game, man. Yeah, I know you know. It's cool. You don't like Chinese people,

I know. That end, I think of the game's kind of like the first rendezvous of a game like that. It's a, it's a, it's good, man. It's good.

It's a solid first game. Yeah. For a studio. I need, look it, man. I need a permanent Perry. Or a permanent. Yeah.

I can't, I can't have it be magic, dude. It's like, and it runs out. And I'm like, I can't this, I don't want to, if I'm doing this gauntlet shit

that pretty, I'm like, bro, I need something a little bit more permanent. They give you so many tools to circumvent all that shit. But I was like, it's like,

imagine spending that much time learning a completely new of mechanics. I just, it's just not necessarily worth it. That's the only problem. It's kind of flat in some places. Like, I think the,

the map design is kind of flat. I think the fucking designs of the enemies excel, though. That shit's dope as fuck. That's the only if they were if they were dull, damn, people would have put that game down fast. I want to win where, but I think things look cool. I think the fights are.

The bosses were pretty fucking cool. I like that. They look really cool. I don't think the boss fights are interesting at all. I think actually the opposite of interesting. But I think they're actually going to be better. The presentation of them is interesting, but like actually playing them is the opening kind of under the opening oversold. Yeah, a lot of them.

Way oversold. I was like, oh, I'm going to fuck all those people up. Yeah. I didn't fight. None of them niggas. I fought humans. Humans were the baddies, right? Well, they were, well, not the bad.

You know what I mean. They were saving them for a blackmouth, Wukong, too. Blackmuth, Wong, Z. Bro, I'm not, I, the fact that you showed all, and then they all fucked up sued Wukong, right? In the opening, I was like, oh, I can't wait to get revenge on those motherfuckers.

Nope. I couldn't believe that. Yeah. I couldn't fucking believe that. There are really cool moments. Like, I saw the clip when you fight the evil monkey, and he freezes you and takes your gourd and drinks it. I'm like, that's fucking.

cool as fuck he did some pretty cool some pretty fucked up shit where i was i was very taken aback he he freaking kicks you a bunch and he takes your staff and throws it back at yeah he after a while he's like they just like get up he's like get up fucking gas i was like damn dude you fuck me up jolly old i'm sorry what's you finished sorry jolly old dip shit uh the drug if the drummer is wearing a button up and slacks you are getting drawn and quartered in the pit um jolly old dipshit breaking bat Breaking Badgeman I was thinking that I was thinking of that

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I'm sure it's good I just I'm so If it's superhero related Honestly I want nothing to do with it At this point It is it's so tangentially But I get it though

I haven't watched it but I'm going to watch it eventually, but like... I heard Colin Farrell want to kill himself. Oh, yeah, he said that, didn't he was like so... He was so fed up with the fucking makeup costume. I'd imagine it'd be terrible putting that show up because he looks... I didn't know that was him. That's how extensive that makeup is.

Yeah, I think so too. I think I don't know it was in. I thought it might have been fucking... Eddie Murphy. I don't think gave Danny to be those stilts. Eddie Murphy, that would be impressive. Or what was that ass? Tom Cruise?

Because he did that fat thing. But that was obviously him, when he in a Trauma Thunder my mom didn't recognize it that was crazy it would have been obvious to me if I knew who Tom Cruise was because I really just

do his name Oh I mean like I knew that Tom Cruise was like It's kind of how I feel about like Heidi Kloom or Kate Moss Or like Bella Hadid Where like I know those are famous people But like if you put a picture in front of them And if you put a picture in front of me

Of one of those people I would no way be able to tell you like So you never like saw any like Tom Cruise media Like prior to that Not growing up in in the I think I saw top gun, but I didn't care for it, or I didn't care about it at all. I thought I saw him in trailers for Mr. Vision Impossible, but I didn't. Eyes wide shut? No.

As a kid, as a child, I didn't know what fuck was going on. I was present for it being on, but I was like, I'm, I'm hate. I don't fucking care about it. My mom went to go see that shit. I'm like, what the fuck? That's crazy. I was like, what are you, like, are you going to come back and mask and shit? like being some weird like I don't know I was like it just didn't it didn't make sense

yeah 100 waa our spec sketched shows your gay I'm gonna suck by the way yeah at least maybe I need to watch it one more time because I just really undersold it for me what I thought it was gonna be I think I'm an adult oversawning for me to care about that movie you know like it's too late yeah I with that with so many things I'm like yeah he just can't if I was 17 I'd be like oh this is crazy if I saw a fight club at 17 uh that'd be bad I mean I saw a fight club recently for the first time

Oh, right. That's, yeah, it's interesting. It's fine to watch it now. It's really great. I think it's whatever, like, I didn't have any preconceived notions about it. I think it's great. I think it's fantastic.

So my top 20. Yeah, American Seco is a great movie. That's another movie I saw later on. I saw that like maybe two years ago, I think. People that like it, like seeing that movie when you're at a formative age, especially like now with like the whole fucking psychotic manosphere shit that exists. Like showing that to a young kid now would probably not be the best thing.

That's so weird. All those kids are doing that like fucking, fucking uh, that Sigma. Leo DeCaprio thing. Like, that's me. I think, I'm angry and I hate the world and I wish everybody was better.

I can't feel anything. It's like, the thing that's weird about that movie though is that it's like, it's so clearly, I don't know, I guess I, I watched it as a 30 year old man. So like,

I guess I don't really understand what it would be like to watch it as a kid, but like, yeah, American Psycho is so clearly funny. It's great. It's a funny movie. Of course. It's supposed to be.

Like, that's a black comedy. I'm pretty sure. 100%. Like, it's insane. You are not supposed to like Bateman at all. You're supposed to be, see him in his room calling a girl to come over while there's just pornography playing to the left. No, you can.

It's insane. You're supposed to be like, oh, this is, this guy's nuts. No, that's not. Absolutely not. Dude, when you see him fucking looking at himself in the mirror flexing, that's, like, there's moments like this that you're supposed to be like, like, this guy is fucking, this is hilarious. This guy's crazy. I love it. Oh, no, yeah.

You'll see moments like that. Like, oh, this guy is, but what's going on? Contrusted with him being a serial killer, of course. Yeah. Yeah, that part second. I forgot about that part. That part second. Anyway, I spread so far, he came so hard.

Cool. And now my ass is full of baby batter. I tugged his balls. My dick was small. Was. It doesn't end. It cuts off. Come, come, come, come, come.

Piss come, come, come, come, come. Come, come, come. It starts with come. I don't know come. Doesn't matter how card you come. Keep that in and come. And come in a come to come and come in a come come. Come, I know.

I come in a magical thing. Make my come ass. Come in my fucking thing. Come, come. Come life away. It comes unreal. Eventually it's a regular song. And then I tried so hard.

That's actually, I feel like that's got to be the new. meta. Like, fucking ruining the song and then letting the rest of it just play. Just the instrumental. It starts off with like, cum, interjected a little bit. And then progressively, it becomes like every third word, every second word. And it's all come. All come. And then eventually it's back to normal.

Didn't look out below. Watch the cum drip right out my asshole. Trying to hold on. I didn't even know. Just wasted it all trying to watch. Watch you come. RIP, bud, RIP, man. RIP, bud.

I miss it like I know him, but RIP, dude, I miss you personally. Comster, Cunnington, I miss him. I miss being at your house and smoking me with you, Chester. Yeah, Chester's great. Rise Against is the, well, he was. What's the chick's name again? Rise against is. Is the girl?

Yeah. I forgot. Emily Armstrong. They made an album recently. It hasn't dropped yet, but, yeah, but, yeah, there's two single. They dropped two songs. Yeah, there's two singles out for him. I kind of like him, to be honest with you.

Yeah, yeah, they're all right. They're right. Our one resident, like, really hardcore Lincoln Park fan is going to be fun here and I'm listening to it. Whatever. Because Ben is a fucking, like, Lincoln Hart fan fan. Oh, really? He has, like, all of their vinyl signed by them. Oh, I'm a real Lincoln Park fan.

And it's like, I want to see what he thinks about him. He'll probably just be like, it is what it is. If he's very sensible. So he's like, going to be like, it is what it is now. If he's on that way. Look, if he's on that level, he probably is cool with everything. Because I've realized that about like super fans. This guy, this guitarist that I've worked with, he's a super fan of Vince Seventhfold.

Vince Seventhfold latest album is like just like, it's like a, it's like a carnival, right? It's like an attraction. It's not a good album. It's interesting if you're an artist. He's an artist. He fucking cover the album front of back himself. Right now with Ram Trucks Declaration of Deals. Well qualified current FCA lessees.

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. And I'm just like, oh, that tracks for a super fan that appreciates fucking anything that they, put out essentially. Yeah. Even when, you know, you can be objective and be like, well, this isn't strong.

If you just even look at the plays. I think it doesn't, it's not getting plays like their other albums because it's like, it's an experience. Well, one thing I've seen about the, some of the New Lincoln Park song is like, I've seen some things on TikTok where it's like testing to see if the new Lincoln Park song hits and it's the end of Transformers. And they just, they play it over it. That's so funny.

And both of them work pretty well, to be honest. Yeah, they work pretty well. Specifically the, the, the, the, first one they did. I haven't seen too much with the second one. Oh. I think it's like, oh, okay. I don't know. I think being a big fan of things is being able to acknowledge the shortcomings of it without being like, oh. I disagree. A cuck you. A cunt, I guess. I think, I like, my favorite artist is Joey badass, right? I think, or even Kenneth Lamar. I love Kenneth he's lying to you. He's lying to you. He's the second album, right? But I think his other albums have their integrity. They're just not as good as its first one. Yeah, Mr. Moral for me was kind of like another, actually I'll put that in the same lane as a,

It's been sevenfold where it was like a listening experience, but I don't really go back to it. Not really. I like the heart part of five. I think that's a bit, but that's just like that's a part of the heart series. I know, but like I just mean like instrumental. All of the hearts are amazing songs, literally. I mean, especially the heart part six. No, what doesn't exist yet?

When does it exist yet? Well, no, the Drake one. The Drake one. I guess that's a hard part six. He fucking, he swooped. To me out of the entire beef, that was the most clever thing. That is the, that's the most, that's the most intelligent thing that was done. But then he undid it.

That's like whatever. First and foremost to do that, that someone has such a, that catalog of songs are so powerful. That and then what is it? I think it's prayer, the song he made about like hip hop in general. And I'm like,

those are such beautiful songs. You're a cunt for doing that, Drake. You're such a cunt for doing that. After being Maliwop so fucking hard, what else could you do? I would have put out the whole album the hard part six,

the heart part seven, part eight, heart part nine. That would have given me a percentage of respect. Yeah. I would have laughed at that. because I'm like that is just someone that is upset. That's a little kid. That's a little

impressing all the buttons. I would absolutely do it. And make this song awful too like you're gay, Kendrick, you're gay. It's just over a beat. Oh yeah. I wouldn't have even I would have been like what's the what's the instrument of the cat dog can we license that? Can we get that? Can we license that? Yeah. Just heard it. Find a way to find a show he loved and ruin it for him.

Kendrick's gay and he's fucking short. One where he's just like casual like he's just eating a sandwich and talking and that's the song and oh yeah yeah Kendrick you're gay I can't put these out ever again he's fucking short gonna kill him now and he's also fucking short did I mention that he's fucking short

he's fucking really damn short three foot four inches three foot four inches Kendrick Lamar is a little fucking midgett would Kendrick be as big as he was if he was four foot eight

do you think he'd be as big as an artist well obviously not Shut the fuck up Read these names I want to go home now I fucking knew that was going to happen And I still was like Why am I doing this?

Wrap this up I don't want to work you No way I'm like the ghost bear I'm fucking out of here The fucking tractor beam comes down Springer well Piss-boiling alchemist

Rise Against these restraints You the Kid Gay parody movie The Greatest Gap The Greatest Gap And Toby Spider Man was actually in high school. He chases school. I don't know what the rest of it. He's a senior, right? He's a senior. Well, I guess something. I don't know. I am. There's a piece of jeans. Uh, no way I'm

hanging out with a couple of gooners. I'm just here so I don't get killed. British people come and be like, what's all this then? Big Dick Randy pulled out 20 years late in the sloppy way, the sloppiest way possible. Call that bitch Afghanistan. Let's go. Williams was right. These big dig devians are all getting caught in 2024. Transfem gremlin, yush, a redneck comedian who's just racist on stage with the cadence of stand-up. Wait. I'm trying to imagine with it.

Okay, a redneck comedian who's just racist on stage. Do what? Do Bill Burr. Oh, Bill. I don't even. I'm trying to think. Well, I can't, I can't really do the, I can't do it. Hey, you know.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But what would he be saying? What does he say, like, racist? I can't do this. Like, they would have been stuck in Africa if we didn't bring them over, you know?

They want to go to the front of the bus now? I mean, what are you doing? That's not even like, that's not even racist. What are you doing? That's flat. What are you doing? Like, I can't make comedy out of real bigotry because I just don't think it's funny. Yes, you do.

You can. No, not real bigotry. You specifically. I think that the N-word is a funny word. You are actually of anybody that I, even heard of or no you probably are the only one that actually i think believe like thinks it authentically that it's funny no no no i don't think i think the idea your phone betrays your words yes yes but the idea of kingston tell me what the last thing you showed me was just today

it's a you know when sponge bob ripped his pants right you know he was his pants right and he was doing the dance and he was making his butt cheeks left left and right it says kiss my ass and word Not just N-word is hard R. Yes. In plain text. Yes. In fact, the N-word had a different font. It had Spongebob's colored font.

But that's... Craig the Canadian. But that's not funny because of the word... It's not funny because it's racist. It's funny because of the ridiculousness of it. What is ridiculous about it? The fact that someone would say that. That's it.

And I think... You're playing a semantic game. It's the same thing. No, you have to be semantic. Without the N-word, would that be as funny? No. But the fact that someone... We're done.

No, no, no. But the fact that someone would think, you know, what's necessary for me to say right now is this is funny. Right, but Kingston, that is what's funny about it. But not because of the race. I don't think the idea of bigotry is funny. Yes, you do. No, I don't. I think the reaction of someone thinking this is the way to confront this problem.

It's so semantic, though. You need to have that, you need to have that nuance. No one's saying, like, the obviously what's funny about it. And every, every bigoted joke that we make on this show, the, the joke is that it's wild. and funny that that is a perspective and that it's funny that someone would react that way but the reaction is racist like it is racist that's the point

yes but that's not but that's not the joke is like if if he's trying so hard to be virtuous you don't have to that's the whole thing you are laughing at the idea of racism no I'm not actually I'm not I'm laughing because it's funny being me and people that are different all right there we got it we got it

we got it Craig the Canadian sulking My chest opens as a cannons And it blows up the room Oh What I'm

Uh Craig the Canadian Sulking Cantankerously Towards my devilish deeds So wild Contankerous is such A fucking silly word

Cantankerous Lee is crazy It just means Sit like really badly Doesn't it? Sillily Um This hand word Cantankerous

It's your boy Shawnee D Serberus agent 267 making a swine laugh compilation. Y'all need anything else while I watch all episodes. Jesus Christ, good luck if you're on that journey. Go ahead for a lot of repeat conversations. If you're going to blitz through them, I can't even imagine.

How much of the show do you think is me laughing? Not much. I think it's probably like 5%. Maybe less, probably. I would say, I'll be somebody. We do three hour episodes. Overall, I would say. You don't laugh for.

You don't have to laugh for 30 minutes for it to like, each episode for it to like imagine. I would love, please send us that. I want to, I want to literally hear a compilation of me laughing to see if I finally come to when you guys say I have different laughs. Like one episode, I guess, at least. One full episode.

If somebody's up to it, do a month's worth. I think there might be like maybe 30, 45 minutes of you laughing. That's a lot of laughter. I would love for somebody to actually. be insane enough. This is the kind of thing that like I think is that would actually be good for AI. You know what I mean?

AI would be great. Because that's not a job any sane person would want to do. Exactly. No one would want to comb through like that's no one wants to do that. It's not respectable. That's why I'm rooting on the insane. It's not respectable to ask somebody to do that.

No one would do that unless they're being paid really, really well, of which case there's really like this. Even as like a person who benefits from making that kind of content, there's better ways to spend your money. Even just through hiring, but different people to do different things that are more interesting and more respectable to do.

I think AI on concept. Oh yeah, for sure. Let's be real. People like read all of a fucking character story. Like every comic of a Spider-Man and making a review. I've seen people potato peel their penis for nickels. I've seen him I put a firecrack up his dick and didn't win any money for it. He just put a firecrack up his dick.

That is true. That's the love of the game, dude. Yeah. I fluctuate with that. 3XO. Pan Olympics was crazy. Slurping, stroking, smoking, joking. Emoticon's going like this.

The euphoric feeling of being on HRT for seven months and watching it having my penis shrink from six inches erect to four inches erect 3XO now on grand jury duty until December 10th oh good luck I keep pushing off my jury duty yeah you just keep saying that you moved I just keep saying that I'm racist I don't think that works anymore

it does if you commit I think you have to have some sort of like I've said things I absolutely dropped a slur to get out of jury duty like 100% like a long ass time ago I was like I'm not doing this I'm gonna do mine eventually I'll just do my next Sharon's you know I've just like I every time they

asked me I like it's I just I moved coincidentally and it works It works Upblooding your life is crazy Well let's go to her moving She's like weird I don't know I don't know but out of the county bitch Don't worry out of the county out of the county out of the county

Get in the fucking car right now Okay I think so grandeur What was I imagine Michael Jackson was still alive To get weirder during COVID like most Celettes We missed the, you know what? That's one thing that I'm thankful for a lot of the, like, the celebrities that I knew that I admired that died before 2016 is I didn't, at least didn't get to see them fall. Red pill Michael Jackson would have probably made me. It would have probably destroyed.

No way. There's, his music was way too, like, hippie, like, heal the world. They were trying to put chemicals in our kids. That would be fucking. That would be, I would be, like, I would be convinced. Oh, the people that said that he got swapped when he got his hair on fire and shit, that was when he got swapped. I would actually maybe think there's something to it. Alex Jones is a savior.

Alex Jones, thank you so much for coming on the program. Info wars. Like Dr. King being alive and being pro-Trump would be like. Trump. Dr. Martin Luther King. 2016. Jim out of my own. We have very special guests.

We have Dr. Martin Luther King. Jackson on the program today. Thank you both for being here. Thank you. I would go on the black race. Well, you don't sound like Dr. King. That's weird. Well, I have a dream that maybe you guys don't understand how those kids weren't real kids.

Build that wall. Let's go piss on there, Gray. Build that wall. You're very right. Let's go build the wall and we're going to go piss on the Sandy Hook kids. People really did that also. Build that world. Wait, you see that happen.

Yeah. People thought they were faking. They pissed on some of the good things. That's so crazy. Actually, that should really happen. I really do think that should be enough to get you like that's good. Yeah.

That's like that at that moment, you need to be put to safe. Actually. They should have cages with war beasts around seven days. I didn't like drag you out. You're holding like three of them. He's let them go on them. That's so crazy.

We need a red wave this November. That's real. That's fucking insane. I didn't even know that. We need a red wave. in a redway. When he was getting, when all that show was being told to him,

I genuinely don't think he knew he said that shit. He was like, oh, what? That was me. They're turning chemicals in the water, making the fox gay. There's too many immigrants. There's too many immigrants. There's too many immigrants.

Yeah, you're so insightful, Michael Jackson. Thank you, Alex. Yeah. Build that world. Jamona. Shimon. build the world

stop you're making me that's oh my god that would be so amazing I wouldn't take my it was like when Connie was on I couldn't take my eyes off the screen Take the cats and dogs

And eat them Haitian immigrants Eating our pets You got another number one Should we let Trump get them Yes I bet Let's kill them Let's kill them

Let's kill them Let's kill He writes all these, like, pro-Trump fucking Michael Jackson of his own music. Because he's so convinced that he's a savior. He's so convinced that Trump's going to fix it. Deportem. I want to storm the capital with you all night.

I want to attack her lines. Don't buy it. Not my president. He's just a C now. Says that we should. kill him with a gun I'm so tickled I'm so tickled

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I thought you guys liked my husband. Like homos? I don't get it. I don't get it. They should love gay people. I don't care. I'm scared. I'm scared.

The elites are coming. The elites are going to get me. I work with Russia. Whoops. Wait a minute. You're gay. You're fucking gay. Get the fuck off my show.

You're gay. I mean, what are you doing here? He licks his lips hard. He smacks his lips. Oh, my God. Drift with the Obey Obie won't you blow me I beat him off, sucking his penis

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tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number.

Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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You know what I did the Sony, right? You know, Eminem, I own his records, right? I know, I bought all this. I'm a dumb white bassist. You know, I call the Democrats. I call him diggers. That's fucking crazy. Damn diggers.

Chris Reagan's bringing it to hell T-shirt. Pee-P low-budget drawn and quartering is just getting dragged behind one of wars. They're just being drawn and dollered. How amazing. I'm dollered. How amazing would have been. It doesn't matter because it's still one piece of you. Well, no, the quartering is meant to, like, it's the four quarters.

You being quartered a part. What about your head? Why did you say it that way? Why didn't you even say that? That was crazy. You said that like... What about your head? What about your head?

You said that like the way a white writer would write the black character in a 1979-sit-cum. Dude, yeah. What about his head, though? And he got no head? He ain't got no head over there. Crazy. It's basically how, like, Matt and Tray...

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No, I'm back off, off the right Seinfeld. I don't know. I don't know what show this would be. Hamstroker's ejacula. Hasn't McGill destroyed his career? What did he do? Didn't he have that? Well, it was just,

it just popped up from this YouTube very well. He had that, he got a, He got, He got, he got, He went off on like a Palestinian, fucking tirade. He,

He, uh, He showed his sociopathy again. Yeah. Because he always does this every once in a while. It's so crazy. And I'm like, this guy is so. He got kicked out of OTC, I think, I'm pretty sure.

Or like, he's out. He's out of everything that he's doing. Yeah. I didn't know it was that bad. Well, he, he, he, he went off and, he said, The thing about it is that he said a lot of things that when put together, not, you can't say all those things in one sentence. Like about the same thing.

You know, that's crazy. He said like they got an inferior culture. I don't care if they die. Good ridden, all this stuff. It's just like, you can't do that. A streamer that big. Because there's street interviews. I've seen the same rhetoric.

But there are nobodies. They're just these horrible people on the streets. The problem is that he's, he's been saying ridiculous shit for a while. Yes. And the problem is that they can done that. That's the problem with the modern internet culture is that like, niggas like I suppose to be no disrespect to him. If he's not a problematic person, but he goes and acts like a fucking jackass.

Sure. So then other people want to do it to you all the time. And that's all like, like something made serious happen to him and people are not going to take him seriously. Because of the fact, or he might actually stand for something eventually. And he'll be like go do a backflip or fucking bark or sign. And it's like. Yeah. Yeah.

To be fair, I think he's had some good takes on Palestine. Actually, it was kind of funny. I think he's a speed. He's had, he's talked about it. I can't even imagine him. I think he said things that are objectively like true and then pulled back. It was very, it was very, uh, service level. Yeah, I mean, yeah, whatever.

But I appreciate even that because it could have been. Because he was saying it to Aiden because Aiden's a fucking jackass. It could have been much. Yeah. Of course he is. Yeah. Aiden's whole fucking idea of even supporting Trump, he said, Biden got rid of Roe v. Wade. Yeah.

That was his entry in a politics. And I'm like, I can't even, this. This is it, this is, like, I keep saying. You can only take people so serious. We're not real. This is not real. This is not a real thing. Rage was like, you're kidding, right?

You're kidding, right? You did say that. That's right. But did you hear, you guys heard what he was saying on stream, right? No, what do you do? Asmond gold? I didn't hear all about it. I heard, I heard like quotes of it.

And it's just like, you know, inferior culture. Right now with Ramtruck's declaration of deals, well qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease. on the 2026 RAM 1,500 Big Horn crew cab 4 by 4 for 369 a month for 39 months with 4,099 due at signing. Tax, title, license extra, no security deposit required. Call 1-877 RAM-7-2 for lease details. Requires dealer contribution and lease through Stalantis Financial. Current vehicle must be registered to consumer at least 30 days prior to lease to qualify.

Extra charge for miles over 32,500. Not all customers will qualify. Residency restrictions apply. Take delivery by 331. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm.

That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time. goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Which, inferior culture. I think all religious cultures are inferior to be quite frank with you. Like to be honest, I didn't, like, I thought people like harping on

specifically were like, no it is. People put kid gloves like Islam and it pisses me off. It's really crazy. Like, I think, I think, I think because they tie it to Muslims, but then I always have to say to people that want to do that, there are more Asian Muslims than there are Arabs. Yeah. And so you need to realize we're talking about Islam, not fucking Arabs. Any, any society that is, that is, any culture that is defined specifically, like, by religious law to a, to an unreasonable degree, I think is like, objectively an inferior society. Yeah. But what I say, but the problem, but the problem, but the problem is that he was like oh it's an inferior society therefore all the suffering going on there doesn't matter and it's like who cares it's like that's not really that those don't crazy they just like they're all

sorts of like we can't do that with a fundamentalist christians in here and say oh who cares if they're dying if something of all the people in the south that are going to all these problems right now if they're fucking you can't and good look at the same argument you can think some crazy shit but you're not going to get away with saying that publicly yeah that's just not going to happen it's like it's it's not this quite the same with pewty piecing the error on the thing you know like it's just like you have too many eyes on you right now to say some fuck shit like that that's like us going to us our podcast blows up right and then I go on my one of my fucking stupid ass tirades where I say something I say the N word or I say something freaking I say the LF word slip it's like this is why

this is it live it's like not right now like not live now you can get too relaxed like you live streaming and that's what happened to him he got too relaxed so it's one of those things I just said the harder on Christmas stream before. I said it on my screen before, too, and you were like, why did you say that? And I was like, my bad. I was just talking to my friends. I was just talking to my buddy. If Chris said it, you know, might be a problem.

It wouldn't be a huge problem, but, you know. It would be a problem. If you were the- It would be crazy, but like, if you were anywhere near like, you know, PewDie Pies level, of course. You can't escape that. Yeah, you can't do that. No.

You can't. So, as my goal, like going, the hardest that anybody's gone at his level is just, Like I said, it is a, I believe fullheartedly that he's a sociopath. From the things that he've said prior to talking about animals, have you heard his takes on animals? That's scary. Wait, what do you mean? What is it? He has absolutely no feelings toward animal and he thinks people are stupid for caring about animals.

When did he say this? Well, he just, well, look, this was probably last year, one of his biggest ones when he's talking about dogs. There's something about like a dog dying. He was so, he was, but he's had multiple. He's talked about cats. He's talking about things. and he has no feeling whatsoever. How do you not care about animals?

Because he's a sociopath. Literally, like literally. That would be, okay, first of all, this is the first time hearing about it. That would have been all I needed to hear to make a decision on this guy. Yeah. I had no idea that. I never knew that. That is a fundamental trait of humans is to care about, like literally that's part of.

That's when people don't like dogs. I'm like, there's something wrong with you. That is that is the immediate time. There's something wrong with you for me. Indifference is fine, but it's when you actively dislike dogs. That's when I feel like red flag. Even indifference is strange to me. me, but it's like I can get it. You know, you could never really

been around. What to me? It's like, oh, I got pets are a burdened to a lot of people. So they're just like, ah, you know, they're fine. I just don't really fuck with them. You know, I don't want. A puppy and a puppy coming and like, wanting to play with you. If you could be like, oh, no. Again, if you react in a weird way, like say, not like a small dog. A small,

just adorable dog, right? And you're like, you fucking push it. You do the thing from invaders in you grab and you put it under the fucking bed. Oh, the Christmas? There's something wrong with you. You didn't feel it.

It wanted to be your friend and you pushed it away. Oh, you are, you're flawed. Yeah. You're flawed in your design. I'm going to wait until you go to sleep and I'm going to end you. But again, why, I mean, the fact that I think it was said of this before, the fact that Asman Gold became somewhat of like a leader in this like this person specifically the sociopathic, dirty, filthy.

The fact that people take this guy seriously is just shows. this like the, like, maybe we are in the end times. I'm telling you, man, there's something happening. I think what happened is that his brain is not accepting. His, his fan base is probably young people who are going through that phase of life where they are angry. At what point when you were a young person, you were like, no, this dirty piece of shit. No, no, no, no. Yeah.

I get it. I get it. We are not the same generation as them. You got to understand the world. It's generational gaps mean a lot of people. Some people think that people that were like, you didn't grow up with the same type of internet that they're. But like a lot of them are probably like home body people that like are probably relatively filthy younger people. So you think you think there's people, there's more of an increase of like these filthy disgusting people like him? Definitely. Because people don't have to leave your homes anymore to be friends of people. I just feel like I made my first internet friend four years ago. I can't I didn't have any internet friends before that, you know? Look, look at just statistically you're, I'm sure you're right. But I just think that it's so antithetical to being human or even being an animal. most you good

you like the man from back in the barnyard you think a cow dancing is no cow there Chris I thought there was I could have sworn there was a guy I saw a CGI cow I swear to you saw a CGI cow I was just saying being filthy as fuck it's just like even animals don't want to be filthy you know what I mean that's not even that's something else dude except dogs

dogs aren't filthy well no well dogs will roll around in shit and like I've it's kind of wild no no no dog that's kept that clean. That's a person's problem more than a dog's problem. A dog that has an access to like a river or something

will fucking clean itself literally. Yeah, but they will also they will dirty themselves to then clean themselves. They've done some. I saw the funniest thing I've ever seen I saw like like CCTV like no maybe it wasn't CCTV

it was like a ring camera of somebody walking a poodle and then it was like it stopped by it like there was like dog poop on the sidewalk and it just rolled around in it and then just walked up to the fucking owner and the owner was like

like what the fuck what the fuck some dogs definitely I mean I you see dogs eat shit every once in a while do you think that so do you think like on a human level

that that's like like that's a dog version of like a like a fetish I do I do like that dog is a cat person I actually I actually kind of do think

that if my dog did that I would like my dog is like I hold very like I hold that dog fun more fondly than like most people that exist maybe my it's my dog

then my grandma or like my two favorite creatures in that order maybe I mean he's thinking about it he's pondering I love my grandma more she did more for me but my dog is like definitely right behind her like right behind her in the rear view like objects maybe closer than they appear but they're both dangling from a cliff who do you save

you can only save one my grandmother okay so okay so yeah she's definitely number one all right she's my grandma but uh I would say my dog if it like rolled around and someone's shit or like ate its own shit I'd be like wow I love you you way less. Like, I'm not going to take you to the vet anymore. Like,

I'm not going to walk you to the, remember the vet by my house? The one that was up by the Walmart? I guess not. Please tell me, remember there was a vet over, there was a vet by where you lived. And then there was one in front of my house.

So I would take it there. Then like, you would have to walk all the way down and there's a groomer. And I would take my dog there myself and it would suck. Because I was like 18 taking a dog to the vet. And I'm like, I don't want to do this.

My grandma said, you got to do it. I think I've ever taken a dog to the vet. I don't even think I knew where the vet was. Really? You're not taking your dogs at a vet? No. You're kidding, right?

No, I'm sure the parents took care of that. Probably your parents did it always. That makes sense. Yeah, I mean, I couldn't drive for most of the time. I would just walk my dog there. Just sit there and be like, I hate this. You walked your dog to the vet? It's all sick.

He's all sick. He's dragging. He's dragging the dog. There's like a fucking streak of blood from his house. For her checkups and her freaking, what's your dog? I don't know. It's wrong with her. He's not.

not just like No I must have like I must have definitely like Taking her like once or twice But that's when I was older I couldn't do it when I was together But that was my first dog Like the

The white mini poodle Like the older dog Or like the newer one that I got Like I got that dog Like a couple months before I moved So like I never took her to anything I would take her on drive sometimes And that was it

I never would have a small dog But drive because I feel like it would just jump out Sometimes and I would paranoia the fuck out of me because the window is vastly bigger than a small dog. It'll be like, bark, and just out, at least my bigger dog,

I'd hear it like clamperinging it out. And I'd be like, oh, window up, window up to try to stop it. You don't have to have their window open. I thought, because I thought you put the window down for them.

I thought that's like how you do it because that's what I do for my dog. Well, I mean, sometimes they just like to go on rides. My dog just like to be in the car. Just like to be going somewhere. I'm moving so fast.

It's like, but I would, but I would, yeah. Anyway, uh, fucking hamstr, Brokers Ejacula, Dron Strickland, Meeby Fisher.

I will be, in fact, be wearing a suit and tie to the Super Bowl. Merck's 1889. I just don't need to know what it is. Took a lady home from the bar and she pissed in my bed. Naturally, I strangled her. Naturally. Jaylen's. This guy's just a real story.

Yeah, I had something like that similar to. That's so crazy. Why are women pissing in people's beds? It was in my bed. It was actually on my cart. my carpet that with my drum set was on top of That's almost worse

It was a it was Because that's animalistic It was all like If we're blackout drunk If we're blackout drunk I under you look I'll be like I don't get that junk

I don't get that drunk I don't get that drunk I don't even fuck with people That this girl came over She found it she she She knew where I live Because I live right down the street From high school

So everybody knew where I lived So she just came over This is 2008 She just came over like With the bottom of Soco And it's like Hey like what's up And like me and my

Boys Ridge chill in my garage. She got hammered, passed out and pissed on my fucking rug. First of all. I'm like, oh, thanks, bitch. My first biggest rule, Chris knows this rule in my, where I live. Yeah. No drunk women in my home. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees,

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. You cannot be drunk in my house as a woman at all. Like, you can't. A little sexist, but all right. Sorry. Sorry, the world's unfair. Sorry. Me being unfair to you in this one moment, it's way better than the rest of the world will be in there. So if the girl starts drinking, you immediately just, just toss her. You I was there one time when a girl was getting drunk and I was like Chris I was like Wait, what do you see this? I don't remember that was a it was uh I don't want to name a name But while girl we knew was getting drunk in the house and I was like yo

Which apartment? Olive So your boys can like be drinking and the girls have you'll have to sit there and because I don't remember drunk I didn't get drunk but you're not sleeping drunk at my home Someone's taking you home oh that's oh you want to make sure the sexual assault doesn't take place in yeah like not at my place Like I'm not dealing with that shit Absolutely long as it's in love the Uber or somewhere else.

It's out of the side of mine. Preferably a homie, one of the homies will take you home. Hopefully. What are you? Pray to God, I think I have a good enough choice in character and friends. None of my friends are that devious. Yeah. I think so.

What? I think you do. I think you ever, maybe. I mean, well, you don't know. You don't know.

You're one of my, you're probably my coach. You don't know what's going to come out a few. You don't know what's going to come out a few years for now. I really hope, man. I couldn't put that on anyone I know. I think about this is because my friend, he's been doing a daycare for,

since 2008. And I'm just like every me of my friends always talking about like dude he recently purchased because he does a food on the side like he does pop up shit and he bought this like rape van

he has like an E350 and it's this white beat up E350 and I was just like oh no it's happening we're all we're all like it's happening I will say the few I will say I will say the things

that these kids the things that have come out about people that I knew from back in the day that I haven't spoken to in years have not surprised me. You know what I mean? There are certain people that, like, I clocked.

Oh, you would. Not necessarily you would, but like, you're a problem. I don't know what genre of problem you are. I don't know if you're like a Chris Hansen genre. I don't know if you're a dog the bounty hunter problem. I don't know if you're like a bounty hunter. Like, dog has to come after you. Right.

Like, I don't know if you're like a criminal. I don't know if you're a pedophile. I don't know if you're like a serial killer. I don't know what's going on with you. But there's something. And there's something that's beyond. And it's, it's twice so far. I had one person.

I'm like, I knew it. Interesting. I felt it in my bones. I haven't had one of those yet. I felt it in my bones that I wanted to stay away from you. I'm so happy that I knew that I played basketball with that like one guy definitely killed some guy. But he killed the guy and was still in school.

No one. No, everyone knew it was him. You knew it was him because of the beef they had. That's crazy. But like no one wanted to say anything about it. And I was just like, I don't like passing the ball to this dude. Like I don't like passing the basketball to this guy. But like if I say something, I'll end up the same way.

Blood's still on his hands. He wore his hoodie down the street, dude. He wore the hoodie. He off them on down the street, man. And we all knew he did it, but no one was manned up. Anyone from McIpsies, you know, and they're probably going to say something. I'm a shut up. But like, we knew it was him.

He were like. That's crazy. I don't know if, yeah, I don't. There were some heartless people, dude, especially in that area. And Bekipsy just makes you go crazy being there. Something about that area is like the whale of, madness. It's incongruent with itself. It's like it's a city but it's like

the sticks. And so it's just like it's it just puts you in a fucking, you're you're like a urban maga. It's weird. Urban mega. Yeah, that's where we that's where our area is from. That's all area. Areas urban maga. That is literally where we grew up.

It's kind of yeah. Interesting. It's like sticks but you're like technically in New York but like you're definitely living here because you don't want to be around the minority people in New York. So you came up here to get away from that. But then some of them followed you here. The Asian ones are here too.

So you're like, oh, no. I thought I was free. Yeah. I don't know how Poughkeepsie as a county votes or like as a city. But like, I wouldn't be surprised. I would be surprised. Literally New York would not be blue if it wasn't for New York City. Yeah.

I think that. I can see that changing. Well, that's technically true for any place. That's true. That's because most people are there. Yeah, the giant cities and people are less racist. People go to the places that have the most opportunity.

Imagine that. That's why like, yeah, homeless people flocking to big cities. People are like, why are there so many homeless people here? I fucking wonder why. Why are they? Well, we have a homeless problem and cuckin fucky hideo. Like, oh, I wonder.

Yeah, I don't know. Because there's 10 people and five of them are related and two of them are married to each other. Like, that's why. It's like, oh, genius. Genius. It's like, yeah, one of the best run states ever. And it's like, Kirk, Florida sucks.

What are you fucking talking? Charlie, what do you talk? You are insane. Well, Florida's a well-run state. Well, Florida's hands off is the thing. And people like be. Do whatever they want. People like being able to do whatever they want, which I get.

I understand the appeal from that perspective. It's like, yeah, obviously. But like, but then you have a, you have a hurricane. You have a hurricanes hit you back to back. Yeah. You have meth gators, you have people getting guns easily to shooting people for no meth. Well, yeah, there's meth and gators. That was the baths all since it's happened, right?

Yeah, that's right. One guy went nuts and bit someone's face. Yeah, it wasn't me. Florida, I think, would be an appealing place. Were it not for the fact that it was, it's just so, like, geographically unsafe. Like, I just don't understand, like, why. Yeah. Like, and you can say that about L.A. too.

Like, oh, there's fires and, like, you're waiting for the big earthquake. And I even agreed with that to some extent. It's like, Jesus Christ, why is it fucking, why don't we just build nice cities and places that aren't hotbeds for danger? Yeah. But like, we just don't do that. I think it's ports, really. Well, water, yeah. And also, a lot of the best land has already been bought up and shit.

Wow, yeah. That's true. Yeah. Certain group of people. Yeah. The Native Americans. Damn them. And there's a lot of Chinese motherfuckers are buying up shit now, too.

Oh, no. I know. The Chinese government's buying a lot of shit. It's great. It's love it. Really cool. They're so epic. Maybe like generally like maybe 12% of American real estate.

Probably probably far more. Perposterous. It's probably way higher. It's so cool. It's so cool. Anyway, first to keep David, immediately on board at a Mosh, Tomash at a Frankie Valley show.

Hell yeah. Sweeney going back in time to help Eric Harris shoot up Columbine is a Caribbean thing. Everything's a Caribbean thing. That's a Caribbean thing. Look, dude. He needed help. Right. He needed help.

Spread your cheeks so I can shit in your ass. Blake 896, Radiohead, nice pean. Anna Sorokin is currently on Dancing with the Stars. Chris kind of looks like Dr. Neo-Cortex. Jeez. What? Crash.

So I look like cortex and crash. That's fucked up. How do you look like cortex? Do you? How do I look like crash? Why was that not? I mean, that's,

I mean. Whoa, whoa. Whoa. The cortex thing is way too. far. Look, man. He looks like cortex more than crash because cortex is at least human, I think. Crash is a bandicoot.

I think it's the mustache and the goatee, I think. Well, like, you can see the big, like, you know, the thing about, you got the eyes and the it's the Dorito shape. Like, I get it. I understand. Your shoulders are broader than your hips. That's it. So it's just unfortunately in your fins. So unfortunately, you just get that.

Yeah. Like when you weren't wearing a shirt that day, You're like, oh, you look like grandfantic. How the fuck does this look like you? I forget how ridiculous he looks. That's what I'm saying. That's a great costume, though, to be honest with him. I would love, I should do that. I've always been obsessed with the end on his fucking head too.

Where I was like, you know what that's for, bro? It's for Neo. I've always thought that. I don't have a big enough forehead to do shit like that, but I would absolutely wear an end on my forehead. Well, you can just, no. I'm a nodging. I'm a nodding. Oh my god

Mujon Kastin. Dr. Neo-Cortex would be a great costume. Yeah. Here's like the... But you need a crash bandicoot to go with it. The thing about the costume is that you need, that's a lot more work than it really needs to be. Because you got to make itself green.

I love that design. I love that fucking design. That's yeah. So much. It's so fucking ridiculous. Your animation style to that, Chris. Yeah, please. Alaskan oil field trash, Texas Tater salad.

young Sheldon dunked into a wood chipper Tickle my ass hairs Niggie Formerly known as Nicky Ziggie Back at the $25 level I wanted to say finally beat Walt In Lies of P That fucker took me forever

Yeah the Walt Disney final boss fight In Lies of P is really crazy That's an unnecessary lie It's such a weird unnecessary lie Well I told you that somebody quit the Patreon Because I made that joke Oh, it's him. Well, welcome back, but I'm sorry about that.

That's not him. That's not him. Like somebody, I said that the final boss of Lies of P was Walt Disney and somebody left the Stark, not the, um, Sacred Simple's Patreon because they got angry that I spoiled it. I love it. Sometimes you're just like, why are, why? I can't have people this stupid following me. Yeah.

At a certain point, at a certain point, it's like self, uh, you know, it's self regulation. Yeah. honestly I got for real I'm losing weight Good shit man Keep it up I want like a balloon

I know people say I love for you But I feel like I fucking just got bigger Well you have numbers surely Like have you lost weight You've lost weight You've lost weight Numerically it's a bit But I don't feel

I don't feel thinner You don't go to the sauna Huh? No You should do sauna Dude I don't have a sauna I'm obviously

I've been at home Working out recently Oh But there's no sauna at that gym There is one You should do it I bought a bench Actually I bought the

The bench plate Today that's what I was I was putting It's together my dad. Oh, nice. Yeah. With your dad?

My, Lily's dad. Oh, wow, you call him your dad. That's crazy. Wow. You are assimilated. Absolutely.

Well, he also doesn't really have a dad. That's true. So he's like, Papa. Like, you're all happy and shit now? No,

no. Like, I don't know if I could ever call my wife's dad, dad. No, I don't have a father. Yeah, yeah,

yeah. I had bitch nigger. I had my grandpa. Hello, Mr. bitch nigger. That's what I'm calling him. So I call,

uh, so I call, Hello Hello bitch You fucking You fucking tall, dumb Fucking little white Hello silly black

Oh my black My black son-in-law Did I mention he was a black He's a black sonny Do I have the pass Can I say the other Can I say this mystical This word that deludes me

You know we don't really have it here And I listen to one of the hip-hop music And I'm excited to say it finally Oh no I would let him say it I listen to Kendrick Leymar I say it all time

I would like to say it as well A 5.0 cent says it And very much music I'm glad he doesn't 5.0 cents Yeah he's He's alright I guess he's actually bought me some merch

Is 50 cent like 80,000 like Like I don't know what that would be Yeah What would that be? I don't know

50 cents in Japanese What's yen? What is 50? What is 50 cents in Probably 20 million. Whoa, you left like the Bioshock vending machine there. Welcome to the circus of value. Oh my God.

I forgot about it too until you said it. What is it? 50 cents in yen. Oh, man. What do they even call like? 49 cents. What do they even call? 49 yen?

Damn. Yeah, I mean, that tracks. I guess that tracks. I was kind of hoping for an egregious number. Yeah. But that tracks. I wonder if Derek has listened to Ben Wilkenaz. I did.

And it's a wonder. I can breathe it all when my big fat thick is in my jaw, Jaquiramai. Sorry, Miss Jackson, badly brave, duck cunt, Ethereum. Suck me for real. Brogerian punter. I thought the yen was weaker than a dollar.

I guess I'm not. It was wrong. What do you mean? I thought a yen was weaker than a dollar right now. Well, it certainly is. I guess based on his conversion, I'm converting it. That's probably not right then.

Because the yen is fucked in comparison to the dollar. I think it was last week. Maybe I don't know. Maybe I was planning my trip. I don't know. I guess I could be wrong. I don't know.

Maybe a movie came out that I missed that like completely upended the economy and trade. Maybe, maybe Japan. Was it ghost of a yo, whatever the fuck? Chicks' name is? Ghost of Yota.

Yeah. They're all, Ghost of La Hoya. You were like, they're hyped on Japan. Finally, the yen can be better. Everybody's drawing their swords out

again on top of horses and running and battling each other. What's happening? Brogerian punter, Naferam, Melfis 1, and riding out of our list as always.

God. King of haphazard. We're on that last page for literally 50 minutes. Dude. We're at four hours. We're, yeah, we're just short. Bye.

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