The Snark Tank - #271: Hasan and Ethan Sitting in a Tree

Episode Date: October 26, 2024

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Sit back And prepare Sit back and prepare For some glancing glory Hey everybody Chris Ragon here welcome to the Snark Tank podcast. I'm joined by Sweeney over here, Derek over there.

We got a little bit of a different. We have a different setup now. You're right there, bud? Yeah, I'm good, man. No one's good if they put their head in their hands. That's a true statement. No one does this if they're fine. That's not like a, oh, things are going great.

That is true. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, we're organized a little bit differently. Derek's on Kingston's normal side. Trying a few different things now. Yeah. It's mainly just camera stuff.

Derek's now in Serbia. He's in Serbia. He's in Serbia. Yeah. I'm trying to figure things out right now. We're all trying to figure things out. I think, so are going to be real. There might be a little bit, there might be some fuckery about this episode because, because, hold

on, listen, I, some of you might not know, because we only explain that, I think, like maybe once or twice. But I live switch the camera for each of these episodes. So every time there's a cut, that's me. He's like, oh, look at him. Oh, look at him now. That's me. And I've kind of wired it in my brain that camera two is Kingston, so I don't have to look. So it's like in my brain, it's like, oh, Kingston's talking camera two.

Oh, Derek and I are talking camera one. There's going to be points where like it's just, it's going to cut to someone who's not saying anything. And so I apologize. I just know it's going to happen. I know it's going to happen. So we'll figure it out. This would be Derek looking for like 20 minutes. Yeah, yeah.

just staring in silence and to be fair and to be fair, sometimes that does happen anyway because I'll be looking through questions and I'll be fucking around with the cameras but regardless, don't complain or I'll kill you.

Yeah. So. Do the thing. Do the thing. The what? The call to action thing, whatever. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

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Go over there. Snarktank. shop. We got some Halloween merch. Although by the time you guys hear this in the free feed, it'll be a little bit too late. But it's pretty cool merch, honestly. Yeah, you got to hurry up, though. It's moving faster than we thought it was going to move. The jacket's going to go. There's a jacket there that

if you're hearing this for the first time by now, it's probably done. I bought most of them. Sorry. Yeah, I gave them to the homeless. They deserve it. They deserve it. Actually, I drive up to Beverly Hills. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. I only give them free shit to rich people because you know what I just inspired me? What if we

did get, because we always call our fans homeless. Yeah. What if we did get a bunch of our own merch and just bring it to a homeless shelter? So that way... Whomeless swag? We just give them all this shit.

Right. And so like they're kind of like advertising. I really... So that shit is like a spiritual. Like I stand for very few things, you know? Very few. Like maybe four. It's still clothes like for them. I know it's still helpful. But like, let's go give this homeless man a makeover.

It's like, instead of how... Helping them find, I don't know, shelter, a job. A makeover is the first step to shelter. You never get to see what happens afterwards. Exactly. After they fucking like giving the hair cut. $45. And then they beat the piss out of them.

They start stomping them. They cut their hair all fucked up again and throw dirt at them and then they leave. They're for the fucking video. They dump an air on their heads. And then that's the, they dump near in their mouths. Yeah. So I feel like that. for that book.

That shit really bothers me. I think they would... We'll do that and make sure there's a QR code so if one of them have like a government phone they can find the snark thing podcast. It's insane. So we'll get it done.

We sear a QR code onto their fucking foreheads. Yo, branding a QR code is crazy. That's insane. Has that been done yet? Like I guess it has to have been? You've seen the Nike and a DC thing on people's fucking faces, stuff like that. There's definitely some like Gen Z.

ISIS guy. you know, where he's like, come to ISIS.com. Or whatever it is. I don't know. I was just thinking about all of that shit because terrorism? Yeah, actually.

Yeah. Nice. Okay. I was thinking about, do you remember, like, say, why the adpocalypse happened when they were pointing out

the ISIS videos that were on YouTube and shit and that's right. It was several. It was several costs of adipocs. But that was the main, that was the one that like, even Republican politics,

people that normally, wouldn't care about the subject started latching on when they saw you know, Islamic terrorism. They're like, ooh, my, my audience is gonna love this.

That was the, that was the big one. There's a couple of other things, but I think it was more like a compound thing where it's like it's everything at once. Uh-huh. Oh yeah, that was a really wild.

Obviously, PewDie Pie. There was a lot of things, but like, the fact that there was like, you know, you can see a KFC commercial, some dumbass dancing and shit

with drumsticks and all of a sudden, and these guys having AK-47s. And then, dumb young people joining. That was the craziest thing. It was working. It was, I remember seeing this,

the red is gingerous UK dude. Like, fuck yeah, bro. That was a really serious problem over there in particular. Like over there, it was working. In the UK,

people were just joining. No, it was getting them, dude. Like, no cap. I watched a movie about it. It was like,

it was like a bunch of people like in the UK that's being converted to like these fucking like radical Muslim regimes. And then people from these radical places, the people from the place are like, you guys are fucking insane. Like, why do you want to go there? I don't know.

I was like, what are they telling them? It was like, oh, is it skateboarding? Like, it's radical, brother. We go, we do tricks and shit. And then they show up and it's- Young me, that shit would have worked. Very young me before I really understood what radical terrorism was and I only watched Rocket Power and the word radical had only positive meanings in my brain.

I'm like, what? Rocket Power got you to join ISIS. It's radical. You were exceptionally. stupid. Yeah. Yeah. I was innocent. No, I wasn't stupid as much as I was innocent. I was also stupid, but I was more innocent. Well, I think most children are innocent, right? Yeah, but not most children are actually dumb and innocent. I was both. Yes. Okay. Yeah. It's like, it's usually one beats the other. I was like, it's like your high tier innocent or high tier stupid. I was both. Yeah.

Yeah. I was both. Imagine low tier innocent and low tier stupid. It's a low tier stupid. It's a low tier. crazy. Isn't that just a super villain at that point? He's just really smart because you're really smart and yeah and evil basically. So he would have joined too probably. Oh. Me and that kid me and the opposite

we would have probably built in there. For different reasons but yeah you would have ended up in the same organization. Well you said that people could have lured you with like a puppy into a van or whatever. That would have worked on most children I believe it. No. I disagree. Most if most children were you yeah. I had like stranger danger just

It built into me. I had stranger danger built into me, but a pup right now that might work on me because how badly I want a dog. That's so crazy. Well, I mean, you don't have to worry about it. Some Mingy fuck. If some dingy motherfuckers like, hey, I have a pup and I hear a puppy bar. Hey, giant man. I got this.

He's way smaller than me. He's like, hey, you scratch his groin. He's Moises, Arias's height. Moises areelius? Marcus Aurelius is there? Wait, what is happening right now? What's happening right now? He had fucking Boise's Aries Aries with Marcus Aurelius.

That is insane. Boises Aries is the short guy from Fallout and Hanna Montana, RICO. Boisers Aurelius. That is fucking crazy. I would work. I don't believe people saying like, I don't work on me. I think if for a little kid, how much little kids love puppies and stuff like that? Candy when it works, I'm like, I don't know.

I don't want that candy. I don't trust you. People have told me particularly that candy is a pedophile lore. But puppies. Why would you just have puppies? Yeah, candy because like I feel like that was a lore a long time ago or something like say maybe

You remember old people would always have terrible candy And maybe now like when we were growing up Like mince Mints or those buttercotch Like they got Butterscotch? The fuck I think I've ever had a butterscatch

I don't really know what it is fine My grandma liked butterscotch And that's because I knew I knew she was Jim Crow worked a little bit you know, because like no, no person, no person that likes butterscotch was alive before, like, the workers act, you know? Like, no person, no person likes butterscotch was alive before JFK got assassinated, you know? To me, butterscotch is like an ingredient.

It's not like, right. I don't want to just suck on a butterscotch candy. I like, I like sweet, sweet milk. Is that what it is? I don't even understand. It's like sweet, gross cream. You know what it reminds me of? like it's almost like a very, you know, it's putting a lot of sugar in coffee, but no creamer,

really. Maybe a little bit of, it just has this like, I'm like, it's kind of sweet, but it has this kind of, it doesn't do anything for, if you're a kid, you don't, it's like giving a kid black licorish, right? Oh, right. Just like, you're like, yeah, this is candy, nigga, but like. That's a bad sign. Come on.

If a kid likes black licish, is a bad sign. You're, you're going down a dark path. It really. dark path if you're like a really huge fan you're purposely choosing bad options in games like like i tolerated say yagermeister that was like a that was like a big drink in orange county for whatever the bros like the orange county is filled with a bunch of bros that they all moved to you know inland empire just so it can be racist and free but like they fucking were like oh yeah yager bro and then you got to get the monster and you make a yager bomb and i was like this is disgusting but it did the job you know

I didn't pay for it. I got drunk. Oh, fuck. These rich bros with their giant trucks because their parents would pay for them all, party with those guys. I went to the best parties because they're all rich. That's what we did. Yeah. We did in our town.

We party with people, right? Hell yeah. The regular four people wouldn't throw parties like that. My family had money. I wouldn't throw parties like that. No, fuck no. First of all, if you ruin something in the house, you're going to get destroyed. So you wouldn't even fuck with that.

You wouldn't even dare. Like, I had a little, my parents went out of town, like my mom and her partner. and then we had a little little, little get to get a little kickback and it was, I'm like, more people started to show up. I was like, get the fuck out of you. I literally was like, get the fuck out of it.

What of my friends? I was a sword connoisseur, right? So I would collect a lot of swords. What are my friends? I was a typical black teenage man. I was a typical, and I had swords and they thought they were cool. I was a typical, yeah, black weeb, right?

And my friend was fucking drunk out of his mind. I don't know why he somehow got into a robe of my step-sister. And he grabbed him. grabbed my sword, one of my swords, one from the House of Flying Dagger's this big ass one. And he went out to some people's like, get the fuck out of here. This motherfucker's in a robe, like with a shirtless. Drunk with a sword. So he's got the fuck out of here. And I was like, this guy's insane. My friend Wyatt is, shout out to that guy. He's, the stuff that he's done, I might have said this on the podcast before he got expelled from our high school for shitting

in a bucket in class. You'd say that. In class? You said that one. So it's that guy. He wants I have a We had we had we parted I don't know the class I wasn't in it I there's no fucking way I would have I would have walked out of the class But like what's the

What is the most okay class for that Uh agriculture Not I was going to say gym or something Alcohol is important but like yeah I'm not sitting through it Shit already So you might as well

Like definitely tech You gotta do that in tech class You gotta do in tech I don't know what it's It might have been Just like blast out of the chair Yeah I guess Shit the chair He was sitting on a bucket because they didn't have any more seats.

He was just using a bucket. And then my friend, Gizi was like, he's shitting it. Literally. That's why it would happen. And then Wyatt just being like, I'm a fucking retard. He's like, yeah. And then he does it, uses his socks to wipe his ass, seals the bucket. And then, of course, within minutes, the class disperses because they're like, what the fuck?

It smells like shit in here. That is insane. This motherfucker had the audacity to seal it. Like it was a present for somebody. The idea that someone... She should be shot. That he would be able to be suggested that easily. He's a video game character.

That's a three. Imagine being able to tell some of a roll a three and you got him. Yeah. He's a roll of three. Imagine being able to just be like, you should jump in traffic. And somebody's like, yeah. Yeah. They're like...

Yeah, I guess. And they just leaping. I mean, I guess it's, we've seen things. We've all seen lively. I think that has been a... Most lively is like genuinely accidents. Yeah, that's true. Most of it is...

That's what makes it be funny because it's accidents. Because there's this chance. It's like, it's like cosmic chaos happening. We're the one that sent me that, uh, I don't know if it was you. Probably. It probably was you. But this was, um, you couldn't tell what was happening. Somebody gave me context said there was an accident and this guy was trying to flee

this scene. But instead of running away, he climbed a building. Yeah. And then he fell off it and apparently died. I don't understand. I showed you in a video too. And it was like, you know, we're like watching real JET happen in person. And one guy came climbing down and another dude fell.

He said he died. I don't know if he actually did. It was so. I saw the whole video. I saw the whole video. I saw the whole video. Somebody hit somebody else. And then they tried to flee and the cops left already.

Yeah. And they were like, well, let's get down. They were drunk. One guy came stumbling down the side and one guy just, it just hit the floor and die. It did feel like GTA, when most random pedestrian shit just starts breaking out, and you're like, yo, this game's crazy.

That is really not funny, guys. No one should lose their life on some silly shit like that. Don't do stupid shit, though, at the same time. It is, there's a comedy to just unfortunateness, you know. I think drunk drivers should all expire. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. Yeah. Yeah, you shouldn't. If in this day and age particularly, it's like, it's so easy to avoid. It's crazy. I've never, I've never driven drunk, but I've definitely been in a car drunk with another drunk person. And that is. That must be nerd. That is stupid. That is no. No, there's no. Because you're drunk. Because you're drunk. You're drunk. So you're like, what the fuck ever. I've never been that drunk before to even be like, yeah, drunk guy, please drive. I don't think I've ever been so drunk that I have not, that nervousness has been completely abandoned. Uh-huh. I got. I got. I got. I. I got. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I I think about like the drunkest I've ever been and I was still like I think I remember.

I think you were even there. We're like I remember there was a point. I don't remember if it was a party or whatever, but we were drinking all day and people were over at our house. And we were in the, it was in the first Glendale place that we lived in. And everybody was over and I was drinking all day and I was mixing like crazy. And then I remember it was like 10.30 and I remember being like, guys, we got to. We can't be too loud. And I'm like smashed, you know?

And I'm still being like, guys, calm down. I don't want to get a noise complaint. I think you remember. That was a bad day. We were all really drunk. You were way drunk and all of us and we were all very drunk. We were all like shit-faced. I had to stop one of our friends from driving home drunk.

That's how drunk everybody was. See, that's like, I don't- She woke up. Remember she woke up and she started leaving? I was like, what are you doing? Stupid. Like, that's what makes no sense to me. The people that feel like I've, like, I'm not proud that I've had drinks and

drove, but I have never even close been, like, I don't swear. Like, I've never been in one of those things where people even say, oh, you don't notice. I'm like, no. if I thought I if I got to that level I'm just gonna sleep on my car Yeah But I've been in situations to where

Say completely safe Complete normal completely cognitive However if I were to gotten pulled over I would have I would have gotten a DUI So that was my thing But still even that even in hindsight I'm like oh I wish I didn't even do that You know I wish I didn't even

Even though I was never in any danger I'd put nobody in danger I still feel That's even still too much You know what I'm never? I'm at that sudden you probably just get as you get older, you start taking it more seriously, obviously, because you start seeing people you know get fucking deleted because they were driving drunk or someone else driving drunk.

Yeah. But at this moment now, I would never drink a bunch in a place I know I could end up sleeping. That's it. What do you mean? Like, I would not get drunk somewhere where I couldn't fall asleep there. Right. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Oh, I see. Yeah. I'm being older and stuff because I've done like, I've been younger and like, say, I got like really drunk with this chick, whatever. It was time for me to bounce.

I didn't want to fucking stay there. But I just drove up the street and crashed in my car. Because I was just like, you know, I'm not going to, I don't, I'm not going to drive this stupid. But I don't, obviously I don't want to get the wrong impression because we, it was like a fling thing. And I'm not trying to be like, oh, let's stay over. Let's, let's, let's bond. Oh, no. If I'm getting, if I'm getting drunk, I've got drunk at a girl's house.

Yeah. Fucked up the bag. And it had to walk to my other. front house like four blocks and stay there. And in the middle of the night and Poughkeepsie? In the middle of the night that's insane. You're fine. No. I saw plenty of crackhead and I was like

I got to act like I'm not drunk. Clearly you're here so you're fine. I mean, but it feels it feels. It feels. I've been in situations where I've walked pretty late in South Central and I'm like okay because if you're from South Central you know where not to go. So you're just like okay because it's like say

say my grandma's neighborhood. Old, old, old head neighborhood. Two blocks over. Uh, it's, it's, it's, it's fucking, um, Fallujah. It's fucking. That is insane. It's, and then, like, it's just a few blocks down. Say, one of my grandma's lived on like 79th and then one of my grandma's lived on 70th. 75th, 79th, completely fine. 70th, uh, drive bys frequently. And then, um, say, my grandma's lived on like 79th. So, um, say, my grandma's live. So my aunt lived right down the street from my grandma on the 70th. And I told her to, I begged her to move because they kept breaking into her house. Even one time when I stayed there, it was in 2009. I stayed with my aunt for a bit. And I was down in Fullerton. And then she calls me, hey, did you bring your laptop with you?

And I'm like, no. She's like, oh, yeah, they took it. I was like, fuck. And I'm like, can you? She's like, oh, we had all the bars, best security. But then pushed in the AC and had a kid jump through the window. And I'm just like They're like, like

They're so savvy over there And so I was like Fuck this street Like everybody on this street Can die for all I care Like but then just a few blocks over Completely peaceful And I'm like this is stupid

I don't why it's like this a checkpoint Yeah You venture to combat arena It's when you go out of those places Like this area is way over level for you Would you like to stay back And continue to level up Right right right

Yeah I'll do it And he's walking to it That was like the The first The division game was like that Because that was like You'd have this social space

It would be like co-op And then you'd cross into like one street And it would become like It called the dark zone And it would just be like people Killing each other for all their stuff It's just like every time I hear about things like that I think about the dark zone

It's so wild I used to live in areas like that When in games I would just go there on purpose Just go there on purpose Yeah just to see what happens And I'm like oh this is This is terrible

Yeah But then I would get good that one place so the rest of the game would become way not fun. That's how it wasn't a Diablo too. Yeah, way back in the day. You just go to fucking harder areas and just deal with it. And you're like, Jesus, like, that was a, man. Sometimes I miss being a kid when I was thinking about like the grind where it was just,

it was not a problem to spend an entire weekend just grinding shit out. Because it was because our brains got used to things being easier because of the way the world is, man. And I also felt like, but I felt like I wasn't wasting my time either. Oh, yeah. Like now where I just, I get to a point where I'm like, fuck, if I grind, like, a lot of these hard games, especially like the, what is it, the boss gauntlet shit or where the fuck they're called, those games at a certain point. Like, you're playing Sun Wu Kong or Blackmouth Wukong, I was like, like, I feel like I'm spending too much time on one boss. And before I didn't used to feel that way.

Even in like 2016, actually, to be, to be frank. Yeah. When I was playing like Dark Souls 3, I was excited. And now I'm getting to a player. I'm like, I kind of, I don't want. Like you said, like beating Soon Wooca up, Blackwood, I keep one's nice soon, but I don't want to play it again. I actually like, I actually wanted to get a different ending, but I'm like, I don't want to do that again. I just.

Yeah, look it up. If I could, I would constantly play that final fight against your shadow self because that fight is insanely gas. That was. But other than that, I would not play that game. The contrast. The contrast between like that fight. The first fight and then that final fight are the two. like triple A experience

The intro The tutorial kind of thing Those are used to it That was like a reverse sandwich Yeah In some way where it's like the bread is the best part The thing in the middle It's kind of like

It's not bad That's subway to me actually You get an Italian herb Cheese cheese the bun That toasted shit And you slap some butter on that I'll fuck that thing up Pretty much that's what I'll fuck that thing up hard

I'll fuck that thing up hard The freaking honey oat, dude. Honey oat bread is so fucking good, man. That's if I'm trying to be, like, healthier. Really? Yeah, because, I'm back gay now. I'm just like, if you're getting, if you're getting, gay, dang, I said gay.

That's so gay. You can't not say it. Damn, it's so gay. I said gay again. You can't not say it, man. So fucking everything's gay. It's hard not to say gay. I know.

I don't like saying it. I know, I know. I really don't like saying it. I disagree. I'm sorry, guys. I don't feel any sort of way about it. I know your intention. The thing is this, right?

You have no ill intention when you say the word, right? Yeah. We don't. Like most of the time when people say niggum, we don't have any, like, ill intention, but the word can't, well, of course. Of course you do. Of course you do. That's why you don't say it very often. When you say it and got a punch to it, you know.

But the idea is that, like, it can hurt people and I understand that. And I'm ignorant for that. And it's even worse that I'm acknowledging how ignorant I am. But that's so gay. I just think there's a certain, I get it. It makes sense. It's like a vegan thing, right? Where it's like, you're right.

That is. However. God, to me that one's way more complicated in like this completely. It's one of the things where I even actively think like I should wean myself off. Because I don't, yeah, I don't like contribute. I really don't like contribute to the industry. I say that, but then I just, I just bought that fucking Wendy's, or not the Wendy's, the fucking, um. No, no, no, I got the, the, what is it, the, uh, it's the Wednesday meal.

For where? Purple bun from the Adam's family. What's that from? Is it Burger King? Oh, it's Burger King? They got like churro fries and their fucking gas. The fries anyway. They got chiro fries?

Yeah, for that specific meal, yeah. Interesting. They're really good. The burger's fine. It's a fucking whopper with a purple bun. I think they use like purple potatoes or something. I don't know. Oh, those are real.

Yeah, those are real. Yeah, those are really? Yeah, it's fine. I think they're Japanese. I think they're Japanese potatoes. No wonder. It's fine. I say that sometimes and I'm like, oh, yeah.

But then like literally just the other day, like me and Jalen and a bunch of our friends, we went out to little Tokyo. We went to do some karaoke, drink a little bit. Oh, you guys went to that, like, like kind of, uh, what is it called? It's like a round one type of thing. Kind of yeah. There's like upstairs.

It's upstairs. There's like a, there's an arcade. Wait a minute. Is that the place that you can't have a fucking hat on? Oh, I don't know. The dress code? Because like I went to,

because it has to be the same place in Little Tokyo. Like it's in the mall. So like there's two places. It's in the mall. There's karaoke max, which is on the second floor in the corner. And then there's like an arcade in the top corner. Yeah. I went to the arcade.

The arcade has dress code. Oh, I had no idea. You can't wear a hat? No. I'm a hat guy. you see there's a table of a bunch of hats. That's crazy. I wasn't wearing a hat.

And then there's also no baggy pants. And I was like, I wonder who this is geared towards. No baggy pants. No baggy pants. No baggy pants. And I'm like, I wonder who they're trying to keep out. It's a little Tokyo. I mean,

no one does it like they do it, bro. They do it the best, man. And nobody says anything. We talk about, look. We give that culture a lot of passes. A lot of passes, man. I'm just, as someone who is a huge, fan of the art that comes out of that place.

I love anime. I love Samrots. I love ninjas. I think katanas are the most beautiful weapon ever made. But we give them a lot of passes. All of that art is because they're racist. Right? I mean, it's not even as a racism.

There's a lot of other stuff too. It can't have a zero percent impact on it. It must have some reason. I think the nuke did a, the new new did something to them. Because when you think about, even when I was young, I was like, why do Japanese in anime look like British niggas? They're like, why do they look like they're from the fucking UK? There was something.

I don't like, there's something. The nuke did to Japan what Reagan and his drugs did to the black community, I think. I think there was something that happened where it's like, because I think about, when I think about, when I think about, like, black people, I think about, like, the old, the old guy in, like, the jazz club. You know what I mean? That's what I think about. I don't think about like a Charlie Kirk interpretation of like a black person. Like, oh, everyone's 50 cent. They're all 50 cents.

Right. That's how they act, man. Dude. They all got shot. They're all in jail. You know how much I have become a 50 cent? I have more in common with fucking Charlie Sheen than 50 cent, which is bananas. That is upsetting.

It's true. I think I would wrap. That is a crazy thing to even say, though. I think I have more about what Charlie Shee, if he said, I don't know. I wasn't shot nine times. We're both from New York and Jamaican. That's all we got in common, I'm pretty sure. Oh, I thought you said Charlie's.

Charlie She's Jamaican. Does you imagine he was actually Jamaican? He's been wearing paint this whole time? No, no, he's not black, but he is Jamaican. Oh, like he's from, but he's from Jamaica. But then what is he hiding his, like, accent or what? Yeah, just turns it off. That would be.

And then when he's out, Juan, one. Would you be fucking disappointed To like Or how would you feel Two and a half men Like this entire Two No tree men

To them Yeah How would he say like Oh How would he say like How would he say Winning Remember that winning

Shit that you would always say We're gonna win another one We're gonna win man more too That is fucking crazy Why don't you start Oh my God Oh my God You're

You're It's give you a terrible idea So I'm thinking Well It's it's already a terrible idea. But let's max. Yeah.

So we're maxing the idea of, so I've been thinking recently about building myself up, almost like, what do you call it? Like a method actor of how to do the, the grifting channel. Uh-huh.

Because like I really, I was like, how do I switch my brain to do this? I like, I have to really start studying these people. No one's found my channel yet. Yeah, so I haven't started because I'm,

I posted a video to it. Right. Nice. I haven't gotten, I'm getting, I'm getting in the mode to it, but dude. Do you know any Jamaicans that are making that content?

Anyone that are making that like that patois, that bro. That's, that is, I don't think that's something. I don't think it'll work. You don't think so? No, because I'm crazy conservative first of all. No, no, no, it's not even that. Mad conservative. I think it's literally just patois sounds so insane.

That's why I think it's so good. I don't think anyone will understand that you're even grifting to them. Do they need to understand anything they're saying? Like, You just have to say gay woke, gay video, like, however. Say it. I don't know how to do it. I don't know how to say, do you do it.

I don't even know how to say video really. Just say gay woke in video games and what else? Pussy. Waguan, you make me gone on here. So this next segment we're going to talk about the gay woke agenda. You know, a master chief name. He was a once a masculine man. But now he are batty man.

You know, he got a big old brace plate of eyes. I feel like, I am on board. If I'm putting myself in the shoes like a right way person, I was like, is he supporting it? I can't tell. Look, to me, all I hear is fucking, ooh-wah. Like, I do it. All I hear is Bob Marley lyrics and I'm this fucking.

I hear Bob Marley-Let. I'm going to be real. I'm going to be real. I'm going to be real. Because that's probably, that could work, I guess. That's probably what they're doing for. You know the Hodge Twins? You know Hodge Twins?

Yeah, yeah. I imagine when they're, talking doing their thing like yeah he in the whatever the fuck they say now in their conservative channel yeah and then their viewers are just hearing yeah dog yeah fucking you know i'm sure in their mind that's what i'm saying but so no matter i just think that it's just entertaining so it's basically for that's all they're hearing it's for the meta people that that understand like say i can't Andy pan's gaming where i truly believe he is playing an act now it must be like obviously no matter what he doesn't believe in what you're saying that thumbnail is so funny that thumbnail is so funny that thumbnail is so

that it can't be on purpose. It can't be so fucking comedy goal literally. He's either he's, because clearly he doesn't believe in what he's saying, but it's like from what angle is he doing it from a grifting standpoint or is he doing it from a satirical standpoint? Those are the only debates. I think it's a grifting standpoint. I don't think it's necessarily satirical.

Man, just some of them are like, or maybe it's an incumbents of all of it. Because you have to be. Because I guess it's kind of like what. Go ahead, go ahead, actually. I forgot what I was going to. Master Chief is gay, black and disabled. is the funniest. It's so,

that fucking, that fucking thumbnail is so perfect. How is that not satire though? I know, I know. Actually, there's no, I understand he's doing it to grift,

but it's like, even at a certain point, you have to be like, oh, nobody's going to believe this. It's just a dedication to it. Think of it like this, right? Yeah.

We are, we, beating a dead horse, but Donald Trump is the, is trying to become president again. He's already been president. You could look, you could look at his track record

as a businessman and it's crazy bad. Of course. It's like, it's not, it's like, saying as bad is a wild understatement. No,

no other, the fact that he is still rich is actually, in fact, unbelievable. I mean, in this world, it's not unbelievable at all.

He's failed so, he's failed. It's kind of impossible to become poor after you're like, mega rich. Yeah, like it's not, there's really,

he's financially failed more times than like, well, every, the vast majority of people on the planet. Yeah. Like, I'm trying to find a proper analogy. He's failed.

Do you know anyone that's gotten bankrupt more than once personally? Yeah. Genuinely, only one person. No, I have no idea. One of my uncles went bankrupt. Yeah, but like more than once. No, he bounced back crazy though. But that's what I mean.

But that's the point of it. You can bounce back crazy, which is extremely unfair. Like, the way you can file bankruptcy in this country and bounce back from it is insane. Yeah. It is, uh, if you have liquid funds already, like, if you have a cute humiliated wealth rate, the way you can bounce from bankruptcy doesn't make sense. Oh, you can also, yeah, you can also. Just file and, like, I'm out the game now for now.

You file also, like, the way that these motherfuckers will keep their shit off shore. And then it's like, I don't have any money. And then as soon as fucking the bankstopsie goes and then they just start. I don't got no money. I don't have any money. Or somebody else owns the account, like, like, say, a son or somebody. And it's just your fucking money. Like a son, like when you give a son a fucking college that is an air quote or business that's yours, apparently.

Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, it's embarrassing. I get it. But anyway. Uh, Patoa, I think, I think that show would be fired, dude. I, just do it. And that's for selfish reasons, though. I just want to hear it.

You just want to watch. You just want to be like, oh, we uploaded it. I want to hear it. To me, that is, it's like, like, imagine just little Jacob as a, fucking culture war grifter. Like, that's amazing. I'm not good enough at Patoa. The Jamaicans that are, we'll find it because they will listen to that shit. Oh, they'll expose you.

They're like, he's a merit. He's a fake, man. I heard he's part Latino. Man, not that. He's black and gay He sounds like freaking the guy from What's his name? From a Viterama

Because he's supermergis? Yeah Well, I don't know really Let's fucking Phil Lamarra That's why I think it's so funny How a barely Jamaican he sounds Is so funny

Well he's he's Jamaican in the year 3,000 to be fair That's true That's true Jamaica is probably mostly fucking like aquatic creature Yeah like you're into the point You have a fucking Jewish

fucking squid alien guy Zoidberg Yeah That's fucking Literally I love the idea That just based him off like the three stooges Literally all three of them They based him off the three of the stooges

That is so dumb Such like love that That shit is You know I started watching recently That I didn't realize was as good as it is No one told me that American dad Is very funny You didn't know that

No because I just saw it I was like another fucking Seth MacFarland show. You know what I mean? Like I just look at it's like, oh, the Cleveland show again, but it's like, American dad is older person comedy.

Like family dad is very like dumb teenage brain. American dad, once you're like in your like early twenties, that show's fucking hilarious. Yeah, I was, I was the funniest one. I was watching Glitzer.

I was like, this is fucking great. I've seen some good stuff from it, but I don't know. I had a problem with, I just, Roger was a little bit too annoying for me. Roger's the worst part of it.

I think. He is. And Steve is the best part of it. Steve is insane. That character is so good. Steve's insane. They have so many. They have so many like random.

There's so many random R&B breakouts. Like he just sings R&B like 50. Like there's many different times that he's doing this. He sings R&B. He like hip hop dances and break dances. He like can rap for some reason. I'm like, what is his character supposed to be? It's really.

He is to Like He is the R&B version Of American Dad to what like Brian and Stewie are to like Sinatra Yeah And like that kind of stuff

Where it's like Why are you nailing this? Who is on your staff writing this? The weekend's been on there I haven't seen that Oh yeah the weekend was on it I fucking hate Hey

Are you guys touching toes Yeah I stretched my foot slightly I didn't even think I touched I think I sensed Drip a little bit Anyway We can keep talking about stuff that happened

But I want to get to at least a question We kind of pepper them in You know what I mean? Peperman. Let's see if that works. Let's see if that works. We always do. We always pepper me in.

I don't know. I'm trying to start early Because I know we usually fucking We go forever. But remember, you can write in over at patreon.com slash snark tank Get your question right on the show. We do our best to read all of them.

Although, like, I mean, we get like, there's a lot. So like, you know, write a good one. You know what's crazy? I actually, in fact, you for the reason we last so long in these fucking episodes because I think you've gotten so accustomed to doing long episodes

because of Colin that now you're just like... Colin. First of all, I'm sorry, calling that nigga Colin. I... For no reason. For no reason. That's really mean, actually. That's like a really mean nickname that I would have a... It's not the first time he's heard that. Of course. Of course.

I think he actually brought that up to me at some but like early on. It was like, oh yeah, cool. Like, people that's... Like, it's a kid that would have really bothered me. I really bought it when I was little. I called me Colin. My name was kind of like, don't fucking call me that or I'll stab you.

You know Marvin Gay? Like, it's not the first time. His dad's name is old man gay. That shit kills me, bro. That shit kills me, bro. I'd rather you just called me like rectum. At that point, you know what I mean? That's a,

I like evolutions like that. I have a friend like that. But, Billy Butt. Dude, that's a badass. But. Get over here, but. But mo. I'm going to call him a butt mo.

Like kind of like, you know, calling him. but moe like that that would be good what the fuck is he saying like Moriotti well just like Moriotti

that's insane that is insane listen I said Moriotti like a fucking First of all First of all I'll push back on that

I People in the comments will like write in sometimes too It's like I see Chris trying to push things forward And it just Always derailed So like that's not me I do the opposite

But eventually I have to surrender To the flow You know what I mean You can't just break The flow conversation. It's turning to the flow. That's not true.

There's been a lot of breaks, but I think sometimes I try. I do notice. I do notice sometimes where you're clearly trying to move on and this nigga has not finished a thought yet. I love it because it's bullshit. If I'm in the zone, it's bullshit. And I got to say it. And if I keep it in, it'll kill me.

Come on. Social cues, man. I'm truly autistic. He doesn't have those. I refuse. I turn up my social cues on purpose, dog. They're in fact well developed, but I turn them off. Anyway.

That's why I look good. in their fucking eyes when I talk to them. Derek watch Jojo's Bizarre Adventure every season. Every season. Every season is P, it literally, it literally cuts out.

Every season is peak. Every season is peak. It was something about peak gay something because I remember. Yeah, something. There's a lot of really good seasons of Jojo's time. Anyway, I know.

I have to get back into it. I watched the first season a couple years ago. It's good. It's good. It's really fun. Anyway, he writes in, he says, if Sweden was about to get the electric chair for his crimes of being a Disney adult

or just the fireball out the window incident. I like how he I like how he steal mans his conviction of you by like taking a dubious claim and reinforcing it with a real one that you could potentially get time for. I like that. I can't get time for that.

Maybe the statute of limitations probably off but like you probably should have. Probably should have, yeah. Yeah, I would turn him in. I would turn you in I think at this point. You can't do it. Anyway, he says fireball at the window incident. Would you save him from the death penalty?

If you would, how would you save him? Because, first of all, if you got the death penalty for that, we're in some deep shit. That's a dark timeline. That's a dark timeline. If we're dropping a firebite when they didn't hurt anybody, it's like, what are pedophiles going to get, you know? Yeah, yeah.

They're going to get melted probably. You're going to get fucking just, your spirits apparated and they're going to turn into fucking hive gods or some shit. Yeah. If we're doing extreme stuff like that, like killing pedophiles, I mean, you got to. take one for the team, I guess. To get us to that point.

Yeah. Yeah. You got to be like the, yeah, I'd probably just let you die. I believe in rehabilitation, but like some of those niggas are really fucked. So like, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

What do that? The true ones, brother. Like, I just, can you rehabilitate that? It's like, to me, it's like, it's like gay conversion therapy. It's, it's really. I feel kind of similarly. It's really. Wait, hold on.

I don't know. man. What type of death penalty would you want? A lethal injection, but I want it to hurt. Legal injection, so no electric chair. But you want it to hurt. Really bad, yeah. So they use the largest gauge of needle to use a one.

They put it up my dickhole. That is crazy. And then just pump like a fucking gallon of half of poison into my dick. And I'm just like, ugh. For a moment, I turned into the Hulk and then I die right after. after I turn green and then I kind of just peter out. So you want a painful death?

Absolutely. We can arrange that. I want to, I want it to hurt because like, why not? You know? That's my last experience. I don't want to be. The issue is that what do we get out of saving you? Me not being dead? Aside from that. Yeah, what extra? What are we getting?

Is there like a bounty? Is there a bounty? Is there a reward? There's no, I don't gain anything. I don't get anything from saving. What would I save you? I'm just answered. I'm just, I'm, I'm just asking a question. I mean, I don't know, man. Let me die, honestly.

Don't ever bring me back. If there's ever, in the future, if someone that's going to resurrect me for some reason, that might be important, don't bring me back. Just keep me dead. Yeah, I would only want to be brought back if there was some sort of

insanely cool technological advancement that actually rivaled or mirrored something in a science fiction that were like, oh, I can't believe. Like the Jetsons of some shit. Yeah. What if you woke up? What if you...

That's not been cool enough. I mean, like, this fucking robots. Dude, watch the intro to Jetsons. They have some dope shit. Yeah. If I'm not fucking that robot,

I don't care about coming back. It's portrayed really dumb. But that's like a massive amount of advancement. Oh, it's... It's supposed to be... We're 40 years away from the Jetsons. We're 40 years.

We're no, the trajectory is fucked. It's a 20-60s. The... So, listen, you, let's say you wake up a thousand years from now, right?

you die or like you get put into cry or whatever or you're sick you have cancer and then you uh they put you into cryos like we're gonna freeze you until we can cure you and then you you wake up you wake up a thousand years from now and everything's the same but everybody has fiber optic internet that's the only thing that's different

I would give me the closest shotgun I like well what the fuck but you can download so much so quick though imagine what you missed out on. But cancer medicine is actually worse. I am. What? Because we've run out of all the things to make people.

They're worse? Yeah, we ran out. What happened to like the news that, oh, cancer vaccines are just around the corner like maybe a decade from now. Turns out that was, even at best, like it's a while. Like,

we have a lot of advancements. So what happened? What happened to that? We lied. We lied. We lied. We lied. We were just fucking capping.

Yeah. We were just jake. Yeah. L. Please don't be upset at us So probably what happened I imagine some cult that That took over the world

That were accessed They basically were the anti fucking like Do you remember I don't know if you guys did the one If you tried every option for Mass Effect 3 Because there's different endings And there was the one The synthesis ending

Which one was that? Was that green? That's the one when you're green as shit And everybody basically becomes like One you know Like we're all like We've all leveled up We're all

kind of have like AI in our system. We're all kind of like synthesize. And there were an anti, you know, they mentioned that there's a group of people that are like, I ain't doing that shit. That shit's gay. I want to be human. Like I want to be, you know, these freaks that wouldn't want to just ascend and be better. And I imagine that's what would happen.

That's the only explanation. I wouldn't want to offend. If there was a thousand years in the future and cancer and medicines are worse. They just want. The thing is we. ran out of all the stuff that we used to make like Tylenol. Oh, and things like that.

At one point? All those love is Robitussin. Yeah. There's extremely powerful robotusset out. That's all that's left. It's crazy. It's varying. It's varying degrees of powerful robitusset.

Like you take a sip a regular one and you take a sip of this, the least powerful one and you fall asleep for 13 years. And you wake up, but you're like, what the fuck? Why would it put you to sleep if it's medicine? It's Robitussin. You know, fussing with the tusin, dog. But that's the least powerful one? Wouldn't the least powerful one just be the one that we have now? Nah, man.

They've made it more potent. They can't go back on the recipe. They can't go back. They forgot. They can't. You put it in water and it makes more robin. That's why it's gotten so powerful. If you put it in water, some guy was like, oh, what do I do?

And he dropped it in a lake. They built self-replicating robitusset. And he's just trying. You keep pouring more water to it. It just keeps filling up the fat more. You start seeing fish sleeping. It's getting thicker. Why is it getting thicker?

It doesn't make any sense. that's a lot of that's a lot to take into account man it's just mega robotussie in that future i would just authorize i'd be done i don't know that knows comes to kill that world and you give him robinthussing and he falls asleep so you throw him in a volcano speaking to throwing people in a volcano uh no way i'm hanging out with a couple of gooners rode and he says hello gay twinks just started playing teckin eight and since it's and since then it's quickly becoming my new hyperfixation can you guys go on a tangent about teckin for 20 minutes to tame my never-ending need for parissocial communication with you all.

Also, I'm a rena-main because bad bitch. Have a good day, dudes. She's the breakdown of my mistake. I've only played a little bit of Tech and 8, really. I haven't purchased it yet. Yeah. I love it. I'm more of a...

Look, I fell off of fighting games a long time ago. You know, I realized very early that I was like, I'm not great at these. So, like, this is no point. I'm playing raging blast. Sparking Zero. You're calling you a raging blast. It's really good. The what-if stuff in that game is...

Although people are like getting out of pocket with it. They're like, it should be at Evo. It's like, no, it shouldn't. It's not that kind of a game at all. It's not really even a fighting game, really. I think it'd be fun for it was that Evo, but it shouldn't be on the main stage. They would have to do so much to the game to make it like that type of competitive. It's not designed to be competitive.

It's not supposed to be. The amount of shit that I've seen, the exploitive shit that people have already figured out that I'm like, no way. This can't be at even. After him, it's strike fucking, um, Yajarobi just. Did you see that infinite rush of a, of Mr. Satan? Yeah. That was, I was dying. dude. It was like, it was like, it was like Kidbu versus Mr. Satan, which is

unbelievably. It happened. It happened in canon though. It did happen in canon. It did. But like Yeah, he just, my favorite thing about that is his rush because it's like he just does this and it's like he's dragged across like almost like a Photoshop asset. Dragged across the speed and he just constantly throws. He has his attack that I remember I think from the original Budakai actually. We're like he has the present and he throws it. Yeah. And he does it. And Kidbu all. always catches it and he always explodes. I love the idea. And there's no recovery. None. So funny.

It's awesome. It's like, I just love the idea of it thinking about it and like an actual combat sense where you keep catching it. Like you would think at a certain point, don't fucking catch it anymore. It would work on kid boo. Kid Boo stupid, man. It'd work on his little dumb ass.

Yeah. Like, keep getting blown up and just. He's fine. It would eventually hurt him like a few years. Was that present attack in the show? I don't remember it I feel like that was just like an extrapolation

He gave a present to Majim Boo remember Did he? I don't remember When he first met Majibu as regular before you Like you remember before when the little dog got shot When those assholes shot that dog I don't remember that I remember that I got to watch this year's again And then boo brought him back to life

Yeah And then he spit up evil boo the skinny The skinny gray one The one looks like Mr. Hanky but a boo Yeah yeah I remember that That shit is so oh my God That game is so fucking

silly. It's just like it's like playing with toys again. That's all it is like playing with my Dragon Ball toys again. I like that we're just ignoring Tekken. Oh yeah. We immediately shifted to the Dragon Ball. Look, I don't know what's going on with Tekken. Like the last second I played religiously was Tekken 2. You know? Like, and that was, I don't know if you know that a long time ago.

That was on the PS 1. Yeah. You didn't play, you didn't play Tekken 3? A little bit. That's crazy. Yeah. Because that was the thing that like revolutionized. That's what that was.

When Jen showed up, right? Yeah. And that's when like everybody fucking just. stopped playing everything else for a while. Like fucking Eddie Gordo showed up. Jen. Brian Fury, who was my,

that always made Brian. Well, I wasn't really a fighting. I don't like that. He's a cop. But like Brian again. Brian Fury, he's the cybernetic cop,

the older dude gray hair. His is fucking, he was just so easy to, his strikes were, it was really just about his strikes, how satisfying they were. He does this one thing where he fucking does an upper cut, but he hooks your gut.

And then he fucking laughs and then slams you. Like, while he's just holding you up. and then he slams you on the other side. It's so fucking stupid. Typical cop. Dude, he fucking like, at one point, he takes a tank, rips it off, you know, like from the, from the, from the, what do you call the barrel? Yeah, from the barrel.

And then throws it into a bunch of other fucking soldiers or whatever, like, and he just laughs maniacally and shit. I think it's in one of the intros of tech. It's insane how strong those people are. Like, when you really think about how strong streetfighter and teching and like ninja guiding characters are compared to their world, it's like, what is going? going on. Like, I would do what Dan did. Even if Dan's like, oh, he's weak and he can't fight. But like, I have to get as strong as them somewhere else you're in danger.

Definitely. Because, yeah, how could you exist in a world like this? Like, well, if someone gets mad to walking house and beats the flaming fuck out of your wife and you can't do anything, you're like, well, I don't know, man. Eddie Gordo was in town. He fucking whirlwind kicked my house away. He just tears your house by break dancing, which would happen in canon. It could happen.

It could happen. Tekken cannon's ridiculous. It's a... By the way, there's a video. I don't know. I don't remember the guy's name, but it's the insane lore. He's done a few of them. He's done Mortal Kombat.

Tekken and maybe Street Fighter. But it's called the insane lore. So the insane lore of... Right. And the Tekon one is... That one's the craziest out of all of them. Because the lore is so... Blaze Blue.

Blaze Blue's lore is so fucked. It's insane. I don't know. I know about that game. I know the competitive nature of it. It's an anime fighter. So, you know, it's already... It's already.

Yeah. It's already fucked. I'm sure when it comes to a lot of the more obscure stuff, like, there's way more insane. Like, I can't even imagine what the fuck the lore is of Guilty Gear. Insane.

Just looking at the characters. Yeah, it's hard to even, I never even, I never, like my brother got into it. He's like, let's play this.

I'm looking at the characters. And I'm like, I might as well be fucking misdemeanor. I got no clue. I shut my brain off. I shut my brain off because I was like, I'm looking at these people. And I'm like,

nope. I don't want to know. I don't want to know. I would absolutely watch like a puppet, like play a puppet fighter. Or like figuring out how that would. Well, that's kind of like Clay, Clay Fighter. Yeah, right? That was so, that was so dope and so weird.

I love that game. Ichabod Clay. That's so gross. I fucking love that game. Clayfighter was fucking dope. I think there was some clown that was the moss. I think it was been a long time, man. It's been ages.

Yeah. Was that an actual video game? Was that like a fighter? Yeah. There's a fighter in a SNS. Cameron on SNES And it was It was a damn

It's like stop motion Yeah And it's all kind of clayish And it was very Well clayish it was clay It was clay But yeah It was really fun

Clayish is like the original The original Budakai Yeah You know what I mean That's clayish where I'm like That game looks so fucking Yeah It's pretty because they didn't sell shade it

They were just like Look at the shading on the fucking PS2 It's like You should have Just so shated this. So the glossed this whole Like seriously Everybody who's curious

And who's like maybe like too young To have experienced the original Budakai games Which like fair enough But like dude like the Budikai won First of all my heart Is that game over 20 years old now? Yeah It has to be

2002 2001 maybe It has to be earliest Two came out when I was in Fifth grade I think I remember three came out Probably 04 I think

No not a four rest or so. No. What do you mean? No, wait, maybe. Oh, I don't know. Whatever. The point is that first game looks like...

Those games came out like rapid fire. That first game... The two and three look great because they're self-shaded, but like one is so funny. It's because like everyone looks fucked and stupid. But yeah. Crilling looks like Kid Boo.

That's how fucked up that game was. It's a gross. It's gross. Kings, you should do a one-piece arc tier list. If not what and then it cuts off. So, sorry. I can do that. It would take me a little bit of time

because that after I have to do that. remember 25 years of a show I watched. So how many arcs is that? Like 50? There is like maybe like 27 arcs on these. That's so, that's insane. The, the, the, the, the, Luffy? Yeah.

Luffy. He's still a kid, right? He is, has he, has he changed at all? He's like, he's like, Bart Simpson. Yeah, he's growing up. He's gone up, like, he's not a grown man. He's like, it's been, it's been like in. What did you start off as like?

16. 60, 50, 50, 15, 16. , 16. It's like three. It's something. I'm just thinking like, oh, he was 10 or something and now he's okay. No, he's like 15. I was thinking like reboot.

You remember that show? Like that, like when they grew his ass up and I'm like, oh, finally, I don't have to look at this dumbass little punk bitch kid anymore. You're at least an adult now. But yeah, it's been like, dang. Yeah, it's been, it's 25 years old now officially. So I've been watching since I was like maybe eight. So 22 years. It's too much, man.

It is too much. I can't. Like, it would be one of those things. where I'm not really watching it. I'm not watching out of happiness anymore though. It would just be. It's not a happiness anymore. Because every moment I see Luffy,

I'm like, this is so fucking stupid. I don't care about you anymore. You've been the same character for 20 years. I'm over it. Yeah. Speaking of Luffy, have you seen all those people that are, there was that pirate guy that Hassan interviewed and they call him like Luffy or something

because they say, he's a hooty pirate. He's a hooty pirate. I heard about that. I have no idea what any of that. I heard about the hooty pirate. Yeah, he's like a freaking... There's this guy that's like in his 20s.

And he's a very handsome. And so, and Hassan interviewed him and Ethan Klein and a lot of people are accusing Hassan of that he's shilling and kind of apologizing for Houthi terrorism. And saying that this guy is connected to the, Houthis, that guy is saying that he's not that and other people are saying he's not that. But the thing is, and I actually kind of agree with Ethan a little bit where he's like, how naive are you guys going to be? Like say if David Duke were to be like, I'm not racist. You know, you'd be like.

And then all of a sudden motherfuckers are like, well, it's like what they did with the Nick Flintes. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Whenever he goes on a big interview, Nick Flintez always was like, no, I'm not racist. But then his show is literally just nothing but racist. Does this hooty guy have like other content where it's like... So he has like things that he's done. He also posted...

He posted a tweet of, what do you call it when you get impaled through your ass through your mouth? There's like a when you're... There's a, you know... Something, yeah. But yeah, that's the way... He basically said... Vladdened the people? Yeah.

Yeah, basically. And so he said that, this was on Twitter. It's a tweet that he deleted and people archived it, that he wanted to do that to Jews. But then he was like, no, I just made. the Zionist, you know? Like I wasn't trying to, it was one of those things where it's like, but people were like, see, he explained himself.

And then there's people, it's actually kind of weird right now because I'm kind of caught in the middle, well, I'm not caught in the middle, but I'm in the middle where I understand why terrorist groups exist, but they're still doing horrific shit. Right. And things. And to Ethan Klein's point, because he made a video

calling out a lot of this stuff, they're not just going after Zionist or even just Israelis, they'll take like a cargo ship that has nothing to do with it and take all the captives and all this crazy shit and then like, say, Hassan's kind of apologizing for it and acting like it's not a big deal or there's this hilarious video. Well, yeah, so check this out. There's this hilarious fucking video. It's, it's, I thought this was so funny where, um, Hassan has this guy on his, you know,

sitting next to him the streaming. So I was like, hey, watch this music video while I'm going to go to the bathroom. I did see that. I did see that. I did see that. And it was like, it does not read, like, I don't know what the intention was necessarily, but it reads, like, horrifying. Like, it's something that you, it's something that you would show almost to make you not like them.

Like, it's crazy. Like, it's these people, like, they jump on a boat and they take everybody captive. And it's like music is playing in the background, but it's like Islamic prayer music or something. And then Hassan's like, look, it's a musical. And I'm like, this isn't a musical? Dude, the guy's like, what the fuck? Like I thought it was going to be like an actual music video, not like dudes with guns and fucking, it's basically a terrorist propaganda video.

And then like Hassan was kind of playing some of this shit and acting like it's not a big deal. And also, I guess he has a modern name Frogan. And Frogan's been saying some really extreme shit. And I caught a clip of him saying, I'm not going to tell her anything because, you know, she's Lebanese and her family. and her families in Lebanon and they're going through some shit. And I thought that was kind of interesting because I'm like, think of it as, let's just say, let's just say you're in, you know, you're Mexican and your family's tied to the cartel.

And you have somebody on Twitter that's like saying a bunch of crazy shit about killing the people in the area or whatever. And you'd probably be like, hey, check your boy. Well, you know, they're in the area and they're, you know, like it's just one of those things where it's like, regardless of even if you're right what I meant to say is I made a mistake I'm going to say you're getting terrorized by the cartel and say now you maybe want to like kill all them and you're saying all these inflammatory things and you probably be like hey uh relax yeah relax a little bit and then Hassan's kind of like well you know she's going through some shit I do think I think I think I think I think spending too much time in the political sphere online just cooks your brain you don't really understand how things come across to just normal people who just live outside I mean because like because I really don't understand how Hassad played that video in front of that guy and didn't expect

like confusion from the guy because it looks you know what I got it like it looks crazy it does look crazy is deeper confidence and I'm like aware of a lot of this stuff to him to him and I'm like just looking at it objectively with no when you're looking at it you're like this is fucking crazy there's a there's a there's a term I can't remember who said this to me or I can't remember like where I heard it

but it's like I try to remember this a lot and it's like if you're explaining you're losing you know what I mean like if you have to explain that's a good point yeah yeah then like you probably shouldn't have you know and that's a video that like you will you have to explain in detail if you're gonna try to convince anybody to be okay with it yeah so it's just like yeah you might as well just not do it yeah you gotta you gotta take a step back and be like you can tell that other guy by the way that other guy that he showed it to is just like not really that online you could just you could tell just by looking at him yeah like whatever he was

from he was like not in that's why he was so taken aback when he like it's a funny video Him reacting. Because he's so like, oh, I wasn't expecting you were going to play this. And also, the fact that I guess Twitch is completely cool with that actually. People are kind of, because, like, me, I don't like how people are trying to, like, go after Twitch about this shit. Because that's what they're like, Twitch, is this your boy? Is this your king? You know, they're doing that thing.

And I'm like, I don't really like that. They also unbanned fresh and fit, though, which is like, or something like that. Dude, they unbanned the guy, the pirate guy, too, apparently. because that people are saying there's enough evidence to be like this guy's definitely tied to the hoothies they're saying and then they banned him at first but he's back I don't know what the hell they're doing I don't know Twitch has always been inconsistent with their shit

they've always been simping you know like say oh hot chicks they're spreading their ass cheeks or whatever we'll get banned for seven days or that one chick that showed her tits on an accident or whatever she banned herself they weren't even going to do anything I don't remember the fuck her name was I watched so but yeah I get it yeah but it's just like oh no no it's completely inconsistency to me I'm like

Twitch would just be like, you know what? We're going to be the wild way. It's like, well, didn't, didn't they allow nudity for a little bit? And didn't Boogie go on there, like, take all his clothes off or something? They were allowing more. There was something that they were. Bougie that did that? It was like body painting or something.

Yeah, they were allowing something. They were more lax stuff. And then there was the whole, that meta of implied nudity. Right. Like, they were standing just off where it looked like they're naked, but you know, none of them were. It just looked like they're naked. And I think Boogie actually did.

because he accidentally showed, I think he either closely, almost showed his penis, because I'm like, can you really see his dick with his gut hanging over? I don't know if he can actually see it. I think he tilted the camera down

and then cut his penis with a bunch of, with pizza cutters. Yeah, he had like, he had three of them. It was crazy. I was like, you ever seen anybody Wolverine pizza cutters?

Like, it was like, that is so difficult to conceptualize, actually. So is it the, so is it the, it's almost like, It's still loading in my brain.

Wait, no, hold on. So is it the circles, like, in the wrist, kind of? Or is it like the stick with the, you know what I mean? You know what I'm saying? I think so the circles, so it has an extra step for it to make sense. Like this. They're sitting on, they're sitting, the circles are sitting on his wrist like this. And when it's time to come out, when they come out, then they turn.

So there's an extra step. So they're sitting like this flat on his wrist. And then they go, shh. like that pizza cutter wolverine sounds hilarious it sounds amazing what's it pizza reen what's his name what's his name stop what's his name what's his name shoot out they extend a little further

they flip out and then they come back and pass it in let's cook bub it's pizza rean it's so dumb just like enjoying pizza that's all he does that made me want pizza though yeah um anyway there's a sentinel

with an uncut pizza and he just goes insane he's just Ra. Yeah, a lot of this, you know what's frustrating for me is like in a lot of these conversations. I like it this way. Do not cut my pizza. I don't like to cut it. I like to roll it up and fold it as if it was a blunt.

That's insane. Ra! Pizza Re. Let's go, Bob. Leave my pizza. Whatever. King said you should do one piece to Tearless Ark. That's the name of the guy.

That's the name of the guy. He wrote in. He said, He said, this question is for Derek. In an old episode, you mentioned wanting to fuck a girl doggy style while eating a bowl of cocoa pooh. Oh, my God. Did you ever achieve that dream? That's a funny question.

So I've had offers. But then, because it was one of those things where I, like, I brought it up because I just thought. Oh, right, right, right. I think the concept is kind of just funny to me. And I've had, like, a couple of offers, but I don't really want to do it. If you know what I mean. Right, right. Because it's, first of all, milk's going to splash.

It's just, it's not like an actual, you'd have to, like, put so little milk in it to make sure there's no sloshing or you're just literally not really fucking. So the concept of it is what is actually fun and entertaining. The execution, no, no, no, no. So I'm never going to do that. I literally could. And I've said this before, too. But getting filetioed eating ice cream, fucking preem. Primo.

I can't do eating in sex, man. Because I'm just going to care about eating more than the sex No, see, I think for me It's probably, that's why I said I can't that's why I said Phalacia, when you're just kicking back With the Oriole McFlurry And you're being serviced

It's there's no better feeling I like, I don't know man Like I like food And I sort of like women So like I don't know if it'd go into like a net benefit Yeah, I mean if you're looking You think that it would lead to Because there's a thing

There's a thing Well that's what happened in the timefall episode where George tried to eat a sandwich. He tried to mix it. And so, like, every time he would eat, he would get bricked up. I feel like that would only happen if you're a kid. Like, your brain is, like, getting wired. Of course, of course.

If you're doing it too much, maybe, you know. I feel like, because what happened to Will Smith where he fucks too much, where he vomits now? Yeah, he would have got sick when he was fucking too often. So, like, what, but what happened? Is he just dehydrated? That's what I'm wondering. What is it? Because now he has, like, this Pavlovian kind of thing, I guess.

That's definitely trauma. That's definitely more than just. That's what's so weird to me. That's definitely trauma. He definitely probably started a gut-checked. He said he started like associating sex with like disgust probably in his life because of like how like much he had sex and how little he had like attachment to people he's having sex with. Probably the butler. You just fucking Alfred.

Alfred. Alfred. Jeffrey. Oh my God. Those are the two butlers in my brain. Those are the two most famous butlers. Alfred and Jeffrey is the only two. They tag team though.

What about Jeeves? Dude, who's Jeeves? Ask Jeeves. Yeah, Jeeves. There's probably a significant portion of people listening around. I have no idea what the fuck asked Jeeves is. I kind of shouldn't even because I don't even. That's true.

We're kind of late to that too. I was a Jeeves guy because it was before Google, I think. Yeah, yeah, it was a search engine before Google or maybe like even just like around the same time. It was like question asking place on a search engine. I specifically remember using, yeah, because it would have things in place. It was like Quora. or whatever the fuck. Yeah, Quora.

I used to use Mama. There was Mama.com, which was a search engine that I liked better than Google. Google didn't really do it for me when it popped up because when I was in eighth grade in like 2002, 2003,

that's when Google, like, skyrocketed. And I'm like, this shit sucks. I use Mama until Mama fucking shit. Now I use DuckGo. The second Chrome happened. I was like, The second Chrome had, I was like, oh, yeah,

this is it. Chrome's overpowered. Because I hated Firefox. Yeah, I just like The fucking UI for it was just like What the fuck? It never felt good. I use Safari now on my phone

But I use Safari Redirected to Google. I use Safari on my phone just because I don't really do much on my phone So I don't care enough to like Optimize my search engine Yeah But it's the same thing with the phone Like if I cared about optimization

I wouldn't even have an iPhone I would definitely be on Android I definitely have Chrome on my phone I just can't It's too convenient But like it's just It's whatever I'm not really doing anything

Like what am I doing? It really is just a brand thing at this point. I'm so used to Google where it's like, because I even did like, do you remember when they did that, when Microsoft did that ad campaign about Bing where they had people like do blind searches? Yeah. Yeah. You were just like, see which one's better and like Bing was the like the better one for

most people. That was actually true. Like, because I tried it out and I was like, oh yeah, Bing is better. Anyway. Fuck. I forgot. I just went back to Google because I was just like, I'm not going to say I'm going to Bing something. Fuck you. Are you kidding? It's also, it's better. But it's not like Google was horrific. So that was kind of thing. People did,

people at the time. Now it is. Exactly. I'm not so sure that anyone else is better, though. Like, I don't know if it's like, I don't know if Google is so much worse today. Doug, duck, go. I use duck, dot go. It just reminds me of the search engines like a decade ago. Yeah.

It's so much better where I'm like, I'm finding things that I'm fucking looking for. Because now all it's showing me is that AI shit, things that I'm not looking for, and then Reddit results. Did you see that thing? And I'm like, brother. Going around where, like, they were talking about like, this basketball player, his name's, I can't. Michael Jordan. No, CP, CP, no, CP, CP, CP, or something?

Oh yeah, Chris Paul. Yeah. Did you see the thing that was like AI? It was like an AI thing. He's like, why is CP3? What's the name? And it said his name was

Child Porn 3. No, you fucking liar. I'm not joking. Well, look, you're not lying because that is. I'm sure it's not real. But like that picture is real. You know what I mean?

I'm sure somebody inspect element did it or something. But it's so funny. Dude. I just like, I saw it. I was like that is because it's not outside of the realm of believability to me because of how wrong. Like, dude, I've done my own AI searcher, or like not AI searches intentionally, but I've done my own Google searches where it does the AI auto fill. And it's wrong to degrees that like it's kind of astounding.

Doesn't make sense at all. Dude, I got to like, for real, I've always. I'm so glad he brought this up because I don't have very many friends that like love basketball the way that I do. See, Child Porn 3 has always been his name to me. That is crazy Whenever See like You hear CP3

I was like Oh child port 3 Yeah And like but I can't tell That joke to anyone Because my friends My friends only one of my friends Only literally only one of my friends

Watches basketball So he's the only one That I can make that reference to And he would understand What I'm talking about So Because that's The one thing about basketball

Is everybody has fucking abbreviations It is a thing And he's now even I brought this up On the podcast one time Stephen A. Smith He's a

analyst, right? He's a journalist. They call him essay now. Oh, yeah, yeah. Stephen A. So Stephen A, they call him essay and I'm like, oh, this niggis is sexual assault Smith now. He's sexual assault Smith now. I was like, they're getting fucked up on this shit now. Yeah, I feel bad for everybody. Like, I wonder like when the next. D.P. is now fucking double penetration. Or dog porn or something. That's always unfortunate. This motherfucker is dying from from Child Porn 3.

That is the one. Can't breathe. And what does that mean? Does he have three child porn? Child porn three is so fucking mean. Is the implication that there's a trilogy? Oh, no. Oh, my God.

Chris Paul is such a great athlete. So he's like a legendarily good. He's very good. He's got two first names. Come on. Well, yeah. Well, I mean, so does Paul George. There's Chris Paul and then there's Paul George.

And then there's Michael Jordan. So do. My name is Kingston Jameson. Wait a minute. A lot of these are double first names. Now I think about it. Well, yes. I didn't even, that's so interesting.

I didn't really consider it. I know so little people named Bryant. You have me, you have somebody black people have. Shaquille Neal? Chiquel Broneal? You ever know how many black people have two first names? It's really common, in fact.

Yeah. You're having two first names. Yeah. At least like standard. Yeah. Edward Jim. Like, my first name was Edward. My dad's first name is Jim as well.

I mean, hey, dude, man, Mark Twain was fire, dude. Mark Twain. He wrote, he wrote, having a character name inward Jim in one of your pieces to say, it's actually It was, it was, it was really ahead of its time, but not for the exact right ways. It's for, it's ahead of it. It's for my dumb-ass brain. Well, nobody else thought that shit was funny except for, I'm in school. I'm in school.

I heard that shit and I was dying. I was like, I was like, can I please say it that I made, we made our white friends States rated up to time. We had our wife friend read it. He really didn't want to read it. Did you actually have? Yeah, he had to say it.

No, we didn't do it. In our school, you guys didn't read it out loud. No, they wouldn't let, they wouldn't let, they wouldn't let the kids say the end word. Y'all, did you guys read it out loud? I don't remember.

I think so, though. We made our wife friend do it. We literally made him do it. Does anybody want to go? Let me see. And the teacher was like, I think we did read it out loud. Go ahead, John.

And he was like, I want to see if, let's see what we got. I don't know if they make you read out loud anymore. That shit was a fucking... I know in New York they made you read it. I want to see it. It was a blessing.

Say it. I want to see if there's a censored version, but I'm not going to find it. There's no point of reading that story if you don't say his name. Look, I agree. Like, look, so here's the thing. I do agree that you should, like, for, when you're in context, it was like, I remember when I was a kid, my mom was like, oh, we're going to read stuff from the Bible. And I was like, oh, all right, you know. whatever, because she didn't like going to church, but she was like, we'll just, we'll have like a Bible study thing.

And me, I was like, it didn't last long. It lasted for like three weeks. Oh my God, dude. Even I didn't have Bible study. I'm fucking like actually really Christian. Look, this lasted for three. Like, I was for, even though I was a kid, I went along with it for a while because I thought that was this thing I had to do. And then I was, I did pray because it was just like a mantra.

But then as I got older, like, I'm saying like in probably like 15 or something around there, I'm like, the fuck am I doing. But when I was a lot younger I still went along with some of the stuff Like I would see everybody praying and say Thank you Jesus and like squeezing their hands all hard And I'm like yeah yeah And I'm like yeah thanks you know I'm like kind of like whatever

That's crazy I remember the moment where I stopped praying When was that? And I remember just like Because I did it for a while And then I remember sitting there And then I looked around my room And saw all of like the advanced technology And then I thought to ourselves like

Why? This is incongruent. This doesn't not make sense. Something about it felt like incorrect. How old were you, do you remember? I think it was like nine. Nine-ish?

Like ten? Yeah, I pray. I prayed longer than I was already not a believer, but I kept praying. No, me too, yeah. I did the same thing. I was so used to just

part of the routine. It was literally a mantra to me before going to sleep essentially. It was like a thing that I did. I don't even remember what I used to say. I mean, it's not too dissimilar to, like some of the more like secular

like people like I pray still but like I don't pray to God I don't know as more of like affirmations like this thoughts out of my head right right yeah like the secret you're like that fucking book the secret that's basically that's what the book is the book is essentially thank the universe sort of like that yeah like speaking thoughts out of my head getting

getting these thoughts out of my head kill kill kill kill death death it's unfortunate that heat death plant is unfortunate it's unfortunate that that book is so stupid because it is technically good advice. Oh, the secret?

Yeah, technically. Like, it's not like literally real, but it is, you know what I mean? This, I'm going to be honest, the people, it's not even the secret's fault. It's people took on a real interpretation of it that like literally things are going to poof out of nowhere. That book just repackaged shit that has existed for a long time. Yeah. Yeah, it's just simple self-help shit.

There's two, there's one thing by Earl Nightingale that's called the Strangest Secret. it. So they stole it from Earl Nightingale. Yeah. But there's also a book that stole from Earl Nightingale that's called The Science of Getting Rich. And a lot of rich people, Mayweather didn't read it, but he understood it. So he would always surround. He would, he can't read it because he literally can't read. That's why I said that. He would have no. He would look at him. He would look at him looking at that page is like me looking at like, I don't know like gay. It's like me looking at like, fuck I don't know like gay. It's like when I'm looking at like Japanese calligraphy. I'm like, yeah. I don't know what this is. I have no, I can't. But that's him for every letter.

I will see, I know, I know what this is, and I know what this is. And so everything else, I'm kind of like, that's weird. You got gay tattooed on your arm twice.

I, I, I deferred to some Japanese people to make, well, first of all, this is the Akuba symbol. And I imagine it says, gay.

That's crazy. It's going to be gay. This whole time, it says, gay and then what he does like he grabs you the raging demon fucks your ass then ching it is just gay

your asshole is in the air bloody it is like homo raging homos bhrrr ching oh man I don't even know how we got here I don't know either we were talking about the secret somehow

we were talking about the secret oh yeah the secret something whatever gay shit shit I get like there was a whole like misinterpretation totally it's the same thing that it's literally the same thing that Plus feed did with like fucking all these academic concepts that they were just not equipped to talk about. Yeah.

It's literally the same thing. It's like the secret is this. And it's like, oh, this is what. Prejudice plus power. Black people get me racist. Self help is really. I think self help and those things are really good for your mind. I think it can help you learn how to.

I guess. If you don't understand those concepts. If you don't understand those concepts, obviously like that's a good thing. I think learning how to better understand your own mind in general is a good thing. You got to figure out who you are. you work. Because a lot of people really don't. I think that's a huge problem. People just don't understand how their own mind. Yeah, whatever. Sheedler's list.

Oh my God. Your kids are going to be fucking absurd. No, we can't have that. I'm good with kids actually. I just don't, I'm not around them enough to really bother or care. No, no, we can't have that. We can't have that. We can't have that. No, no, man.

I think the little antichrist will be born. Oh, me, antichrist. They'll be a really fucking strange kid. They were like, wow, that's weird. My dad just to me have a master chief every fucking day, twice a day. So he could beat me up. You can feel powerful.

Put your chief costume on, kid, now. Kick him in the fucking visor. Down the stairs. You did a thing with a special beam can when a guy was making piccolo fight chief, but you do it to your real son. Oh, with the sparklers? That shit was fucking lit, dude. It was cool.

I'm going to order a bunch of toys and play with my play with Pachians. figures eventually. I'm going to do it. Yeah. I got a hide them though. If Lily finds them she will throw them away and I'll then that'll be the time where I actually like physically abuse her. I would ender. You just throw my toys away. I would end you. I would like the ones that I've had for like over 20 years if fucking Jojo or threw them, if anyone threw away. My mom threw away at Ender. And the thing is I have no evidence but there's one's missing that I'm like, did she throw some of the shit away? I'm sure. You know what I mean? I'm sure they really they really

don't see the worth in it. I think that's why they're like, they're like a lot of girls, a lot of women that are not of the culture of like playing something like that or things like that. They just genuinely don't see the worth of it. To me,

it's just a lack of empathy. Like, it makes me happy. I don't even need them to see the worth in it. I need you to understand that this is my thing that I like. It's that simple. It's just like,

I'm not going to throw your shit away. So don't throw my shit away. I'll throw your shit away. I'll throw your shit away. I'll throw your shit away. Absolutely. Like if I, if my stuff gets thrown away, I'm throwing away something. Oh, you're like spyfully.

But like say if you're, with intense spy. Like, oh, like you have all this makeup. But like, it's too much. Like surely you don't use all of it. So I threw all of it away. I throw it all of these jewelry. Yeah. All of her expensive ass jewelry.

I just throw it all away. Yeah. That's so, it's not even sell it. Not even sell it. Throw it away. It's so stupid. Right. Yeah, just give it the homeless people.

Yeah, just give it homeless people. Go buy method. I still think about that. I still think about that deck of Yukiok. cards, the deck of hugo cards I just threw in the trash. Wait, yours? Yeah. Like, that's, I don't understand, like.

Get it didn't care. No, because they weren't mine. So, like, what happened was, like, I, in retrospect, what happened was, I think, like, a family member of mine came into my room. I was sleeping. They wanted a gift something to me, so they just left it on the dresser because they just, whatever. Oh.

In retrospect, I kind of get it because I'm like, I don't know, I'm not going to fucking, I don't, whatever. I don't need the. the whole interaction of like, here I just gifted you something. And so I woke up and there was this, there was a stack of Yu-Gio cards on the tape on my dresser. And I was just like, I don't know what this is. You didn't even look at them? No, I don't know what it is.

That's crazy. Like, at least I would have looked at them. I think I looked at them. But then I was like, okay, cards. And I threw them all in the car. You never got into Yu-Gi-O? No. No, I just stopped.

I would have looked at the release. I like, dude. I like the, well, I watched a little bit. I really remember like the intro. Like, U-Gio. Yu-Gi-o monsters U-Gi-o are the champions Yeah

Change into digital Ui-Os to Change the U-Gi-O I used to say your Jews Now do do do do do do Jew I said that shit when I was way too young to be making A Jew-Jio I was making Jew jokes at like nine

Not even really knowing what I didn't even know what Jewish people were I just I heard the word And I was like, oh. I didn't understand. My first intro to Judaism was the Simps. No, not the Simpsons. Uh, fucking worse.

Rugrats. They had a Passover episode. Oh, yeah. They had a Jewish family. Most of them were Jewish. All of them were Jewish. Just Tommy Pickles specifically. Wow.

Tommy. Um, and he was like, I've lost control of my life. Oh, you're very. I love that. That too. Like such an iconic clip for the Rugrats. I felt that.

Even at that age. At that age at that time of night where you're just like, I, what's going on? Why am I making pancakes at two in the morning? Why are you making chocolate pudding at four in the morning? Like, because I've lost control of my life. So good. I love that that was on like a kid show. Like, there was something about that time.

I love that show because that show is so like, there's so much shit going on like the kids being silly. But the parents are just people our age just like really trying to. make it work. They're trying to figure shit out. They had kids a little too late and they're trying to make it work and they're like, these kids are so fucking stupid. What's it? It's so fucking my wife's a bitch.

Absorbing them in like the little like cross space or whatever with that thing that's a, you know, like my wife is so obviously lesbian. My husband's a fuck up. You know, like I'm a single dad with a pussy ass kid. There was a couple. There was a couple.

A couple that was like, it was like, no, Phil. Phil. No, no. Phil. No, but there was, there was, there was, their dad where it was like, it was a lesbian and a clown or something? Yeah. Yeah. That guy was totally a fucking clown, dude.

He was totally a clown. She was clearly like, clearly an 80s lesbian. Like, she was 100%. She wasn't and she was married to him, I guess. But like, she was definitely inspired by him. I don't know what you call it in reverse. You know, like when, like, because, you know, like, it's called a beard for a guy. Bush, I guess, I don't know.

This is my bush. This is my bush. Yeah, but that guy was. was like a cuck. Like she definitely like munched all these rugs while he just watched and he thought it was hot as fuck. He would have blown. He was a blower. But he was a blower and it got in her by mistake.

He was a good blower. No, no. He fucking. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. He's just so. He's so.

He has ropes for days. He's a roper. So it's fucking ricocheted into her pussy. Yeah. So then she got pregnant and she's like, fuck with two. Twins. Fucking whatever. All right.

And then she started lezing harder afterwards. She's that bad She's like Lex Maxing Well the thing about it Yeah like I don't know Like I remember watching that show And then the freaking

Dylan No your turn Tommy's Sorry No whatever Go ahead Okay Well it's like

Dylan Tommy's dad married Chuckie's Dad's sister right The fuck did you just say Chuckie is Chuckie is Tommy and Dill's cousin right No

No they're just other babies Wait they're not I thought Chuck None of them are related No They are. The only one that's related is. I mean,

Angelica is related to Tommy. That's it. But that's it. Yeah, they're cousins. Wait, no, wait, wait. Really? No, I thought, I thought I'm just laid to Tommy and Chuckie. No.

No, Chuckie's just a friend. Yeah. So we're feeling well. They're not related. No, Phil and Lil is friends with them, but I think Tommy and Chuckie are related if I'm not mistaken. They're not. You are mistaken.

I think Tommy's mom is related to Tommy's dad, actually, unironically. Chuckie's mom? Yeah, Chuckie's mom. Yeah, Chuckie's mom when I died. I think she's related to Tommy's dad, actually. And then it's how they became friends. They all like all coincided. Look, I don't know.

So you're saying that, so you're saying that Drew, what's the other guy's name? Stu Drew and then Chuckie's dad are brothers? No. No. So Chuckie's dad, Chuckie's dad. Because Drew and Stu are brothers. They are, right? That's Angelica's dad.

Yes, that's Angelica's dad. And Tommy's dad, right? Right? Well, yeah, Angelica's dad is Drew, right? Yeah. I think so. And then Stu is Tommy's dad. His Tommy's dad.

Yeah. I think they're lady different. I can be wrong. I'm not Tommy. So are you saying that like, so are you saying that Chuckie's wife is? Chuckie's mom. Chuckie's mom. Oh, you're saying Chuckie's mom.

Yeah. I'm not mistaken. I can be wrong. I look it up. So you think you're sure. I'm pretty sure. I don't think that's true. So they killed their sister?

No one. That's not where we went. Like that's, that's, that's on brand for us. Yes. But that's not. That is what you're saying. Yeah. No.

He killed his sister and then he married some fucking Asian from Paris. And he got furious. So he invented a kill her machine. A gun. Do you remember this episode where Stu invented this clown? It was called Mr. Friend. And then they turned like killer. It was like Mr. Feen.

Oh, yeah, yeah. One of those killed their sister. Yeah. It must be. But like he made, he was trying to make it like a Chucky doll. He made Mr. Feen killed his sister. And then he was like, I need to redo this. and then you made Mr. Friend.

So that's what happened. Right. And then Chuckie's dad, which I think his name's Charles, isn't he just Chuckie Jr. Senior, I guess. Sure, yeah. So he went and fucked this Asian from Paris, right? Because I remember that correctly?

That was Susie's mom. I fucked in Asian in Paris. Susie's mom. Not Susie. She was the black one, right? Jackie, what's her name, Jackie? The Asian girl. I don't know her name.

Kim. Kim. That was at the time that I, Kim Wong. I don't know. I'm pretty sure. I honestly, I don't. I don't, that was, I checked out. Kimmy is the little girl.

I was already kind of like, passwatching. I don't remember the mom. The mom's name. Yeah. The mom could have got it. She was fire. I guess. Yeah, everybody in that show.

Everybody in that show looks weird to me. Charles, who dated up, man. The girl, the girl with the fucking. The mom. What are you talking about? The Asian, the French Asian one. That's what I'm talking about. You're talking about D.

You're talking about Tommy's mom. Was her name Didi? Her name's Dedy. Yeah, I'm pretty sure. No, Dini, I wanted a puncher. That was my first development of a hint of misogyny. She looks like mask. You know what I mean?

That movie where the kids like deformed, he's got the red hair. Oh, you think so? Yeah, I think she. I think, I think Didi looks like masks. No, they're not really. They're all his best friends with each other. Of course, yeah. I was so confused.

I was like I could have swore. I guess it was Angelica was the one I was leading to them, I guess. Yeah, it's just Angelica. Drew's daughter. It's Tommy, Dill, and Angelica. They're related. But everybody else is just a friend. Why is Dill related?

What are you being? Dill's Tommy's brother. Yeah, Dill's like the baby baby. Phil. Phil. Yeah, I got confused. I forgot about Dill. Yeah, I totally.

Everybody should. Yeah, I got a scrappy-doo of it. I checked out around that time when Dill. I might have saw the movie before, but I don't have any memory of it. I don't have any memory of it. Getting that fucking popcorn thing with fucking Reption was a experience for me, dude. Reptar is dope, I got to say.

Reptare, a little green dot. On Ice, do you remember Reptaur, Reptar, got to find the reptar. That shit, dude, that shit was dope. The Nickelodeon in the 90s was just fucking. Dude, even just like the orange, the orange VHS that that movie came on? The orange VHS. Well, it had dead. It was King and Cow.

It was that. And maybe the second movie. You had Keenan Kell on VHS? Yeah, you didn't have a VHS? No. It was one of the, it was a Nickelode VHS for orange. I think I only had, that shit was fire, dude. Yeah, it was so cool.

I missed what there was special. I wanted to eat it. I wanted to eat it. I thought it was cool. Carnage on S&ES. Red. Red card. Fucking killer instinct, black.

The gold for, for, for, um, for, Aquino Time, the golden thing. Ah, I love that man.

And I have none of the shit anymore. I know. It's sad. We didn't understand that things were worth stuff because we know we were children. Well, we just assumed.

And our parents, uh, didn't foster that mentality because they didn't believe in it. Well, no. Well, we just, we just also assumed that.

They collect the dolls and fuck shit. Yeah. We assumed that what would be good now would continue to be good. There's no reason to assume like why would things get worse? You would imagine if anything things would get better. I don't think things have gotten worse exactly. Well it depends on what you're talking about.

Convenience-wise things have gotten infinitely better, right? But quality of things got worse? Well, I mean, I think about not necessarily. I think about, but I do think about like, I don't know, like just the differences between like a physical piece of media today. Like if you get like a new game on disc, it sucks compared to like how it used to be like you used to get like a manual maybe even like a fucking reversible cover it would have like a bunch of shit in it like art somebody a poster fucking

some other thing in there yeah and then you get the disc but now it's like okay you get the fucking box inside there's a piece of cardboard that advertises fucking pizza hut or something or fucking ps plus or fucking whatever and then there's the disc which doesn't even have the fucking game on it because it's just a download thing for like what you it's it's There's a difference. For sure. The fact that special editions don't come with games sometimes now is the craziest reality. Well, I agree.

What are you going to say? Wait, wait, I'm curious. There was a devil's advocate thing for a minute where, and I still kind of feel this way, where it's just like if you don't know, it's such a specific type of situation you have to be in. Like, if you don't know what you're going to get it for. You know what I mean? Like, let's say like, at the beginning of like a generation specifically, I remember this. Because like, I think at the beginning of the Xbox 1 PS4 generation,

there was like some game that had a special edition that did not have the game specifically because it didn't even have like a console affiliation like it was like just the special edition and it came with like the book the statue whatever but it didn't come with the game

and it wasn't like PS4 Xbox branded because people hadn't necessarily made their choices yet and so what you would do is like it would be the price of the special edition with the price of the game kind of removed from it so you could get the special edition and then make the choice of where to get it later.

That is relatively fine. But that's like a very specific use case. Like that is not what I'm talking about like massive fucking endromeda. You're buying that fucking $175 thing. And then you're getting not mass effecting. That's dumb as fuck. Yeah. You're getting a ship of the not normandy.

What is it called Indromeda again? I don't fucking. The piss mobile in space. I think it was a Porman's Normandy. I think it was like a ripoff because it was like the tempest or something. Which is a gun in the fucking. the original game, which I think it's a submachine gun, if I remember correctly. It is, yeah.

But like, so I was like, let me make sure that's the name. But I remember being pissed off that I'm like, I know what's going to happen in this game. This is so, I was so lazy, such a lazy decision that the alien's going to be lame as fuck. And then they were. Did you not look into the shit of that? Look, I just got out here. This is when I first lived with you, him. Yeah.

Around that time, everything pointed to that game being a nightmare well before it came. I, when I'm really excited for something, or like, say for, I had to look in a Dragon Age, this veil, the veil guard, because of just, I need to know what I'm getting myself into. But normally, if everything, if they're, if Bioware's track record was good, I wouldn't look into, I wouldn't have looked into it at all. I wanted to come into a blind and really be like, if I believed in it. But I don't believe in them anymore. That was their first real fumble, to be fair, right? Technically three was. As far as BioWare?

Yeah. I think the three was. One of the three is great. Their first fumble like Andromeda? The first real fumble that BioWare had was was Andromeda. Well, three. Yes and no. I feel like the,

I feel like people. It was famously fucking bad. I feel like it was. I feel like it was extremely overblown. In my opinion, the way that people were behaving, I do, I hate the fact that, uh,

how vanilla it was because I feel like knowing about like the Leviathan DLC, I think it should have just been in the game because that's, to me, not being in the game and not knowing where the reapers came from is kind of weird. So it's like, you can do that if you wanted to leave it a mystery.

Why would you not want to know where the fucking ultimate villains have been the whole time? You would want to know that, but like, say if they wrote it in a way that like it's always going to be a mystery, I would have accepted it. But knowing that they kept it in deal, they hit, you know, they basically

held it hostage. That's what upset me. Derek, imagine you finish Baldur's Gate. You get to the end, right? Yeah. And then you have no clue what happens to Baldur's Gate. Look, you have no clue. You have no clue what happens to the city. You just leave.

This is, my argument is I've consumed so much media where that is, that's just how it is. They wrote it in a way that something's supposed to be a mystery and you're never supposed to find it out. I can accept that. If that's the way it's supposed to be tinted, maybe I would have discussions like this and say, I wish they would have told us, but I've consumed so much shit that where it's like, it's left it up to your interpretations, you know, like. I'm just like, I'm just like, I know, I know everybody.

I know everybody's consume stuff like that. I hate, look, I love lore. I'm not a huge fan of that either. I've just, I've accepted it. I have. You've been, you've been, you've been, you've been, you've been fucked so hard so many times. The submission, yeah. That you're like, all right, this is just fine.

It glides in now, you know. Lore gets fucky, man. I love lore. I like, I like, and truthfully, I like when things are kept mysterious. But like, sometimes. Sometimes. Sometimes it works. The river is something that should be explained by the end, I think.

It would be really nice because it's like, how the fuck do these things get here? How is this, every 50,000 years these niggas show up? How did this happen? Are they from like, what? Are they from a different galaxy? Because that was my theory. I was like, oh, these motherfuckers are probably from the end of space. Wrong.

Oh, no. There were these sea. creatures that made them that look like they have no business being able to make something like this. That's what I actually, I actually ended up liking it because it's modeled after. I was like, oh, so these are some super intelligent creatures that look like they have no business being super intelligent. They just like scary sea monsters, but they're like, oh, let's build AI to make things easier than they just started killing everyone. You guys suck and always war and take over everything. You're extincting species. Now we're going to.

to harvest you guys and then we'll keep a portion of you so your DNA never goes extinct. And like, that is an extreme overcorrection. I don't care, nigga. I think I think every single time AI is created in video games, it's given such a wildly insane directive. It's like the reapers, they could have just left. Like they weren't even like, it's not even like AI here. Like when AI, if AI goes crazy here, it's like, we're kind of stuck here with them. They're going to be like, oh, there's so many more inhabitable things.

Let's go be reapers somewhere else. But that's not what they wanted because like the way that they were built for, it was number one to make things easier, but also to help solve the issues of the universe, of the galaxy. And to solve it logically in their opinion was to not have living creatures. They had to. Well, it was like you guys,

because just like when you think about Earth specifically, 90 some, the vast majority of species that ever existed are gone. Yeah. And so their logic is we need to harvest these people and destroy the prominent civilization because you guys are always going to genocide people. You're going to continuously do this. So we're going to once you get too advanced, we're going to destroy you and then you'll start over. We now preserved your DNAs, the proteins or DNA is preserved. And now we're going to do this to humans.

And they built a human reaper for what they always built regular reapers. And then for some reason, they didn't build a protean reaper. The harbinger was technically a protein reaper, I guess. I don't know. I know he was the original one. But like they all look like reapers, right? The same thing. And then all of a sudden out of nowhere, number two, they build a skeletal one.

I was like, get the fuck out of it. It looked cool. That's, well, that's the rule of cool. You know, sometimes it's just like, does this make sense? Not exactly. No. But will it be dope? Oh, my suspension of disbelief, I threw it like a football.

I didn't get a fuck. I just, when I got to, when I played three messages, when I played three Mass Effect two recently and it got to the human reaper, I didn't question it at all. I was like, are you guys serious? I was like, why the, I was, it was like, okay, this has been relatively on rails the right way. Why is that there? I was like, why is there a human repeat? I'm going to kill the fuck out of it.

I'm going to murder you more now. That was, I was immediately so on board. I was like, this is dope and dumb. I love it. Have you, um, you can kill him immediately by, uh, so you use, um, if you, if you're a soldier, you have that thing where you can slow down time. Yeah. And so like, I'll slow down time.

And then I have that. laser. I have this laser. And then so when the things are the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, it's, they go down. They, they, first of all, why don't need to, you know, you know. It's a video, but, of course. But, so they expose, you slow it down. Oh, like, and, like, it's dead immediately, literally, it's dead immediately.

But obviously, if you want to enjoy the fight, you don't do that. No, I do that. I do the show you like, I do it ever since I, you know, if you're just kind of like, oh, I want to do a different ending or I want to, you know, I want Garris to die because I don't want him to end up with Talley kind of a thing. Because I was like, oh, I didn't want to, I've said this many times. I was like, Talley.

Of course I hear him. Look, man. Of course, Dom. I'm saying right here. Garris could have gotten any other Corian. I'm sorry. I'm not in this universe. I'm not dating Talley this time.

I'm going to go after Liarra or Miranda or somebody. usually Lear was a second choice and then that was when I discovered that Garrison them ended up together. Now it was foreshadowed. From one. It was, no,

it was foreshadowed in Talley. She talks about her favorite movie and it's a romance between a Corian and a toy. I remember that. And it was foreshadowed. I was like, fuck.

I was like, damn. You mean I look at your bro like, and I was like, you snake. I don't. The fuck do you say to me, that's fucking crazy

so you know killing garris is such a cardinal it's completely psychotic I completely admit that he's literally the best partner like actually in the game literally I just like narratively

and application there was a way to not court Talley and also not have Garris get with her he would have lived but why are you fucking you're fucking someone else

and you're like think about would you do you want your let's just say for in another I'm going to say I'm just so stupid already I know you're going I don't know But let's just say

In another universe You don't court Lily You don't get with her But you're completely self-aware of this For some reason You're aware of this And then one of your closest friends

Like gets with Lily Do you think you'd be like Totally fine with that? Like wouldn't that feel weird to you? No because you're still happy I'm like do you think I don't know if I believe you I hear what you're saying

I don't know if you'd actually feel that way if it happened If I It's really And your boy sends a tape That's why That's OD. You see, that's like, that's different, you know.

That's wild of him just doing damage. And I was like, that's actually nuts. Why did you send me this? That's how I felt when I, when I walked in, I think it was in Garris's chambers, I think, where he's always by the gun. Yeah, they're by each other. I think it was there or whatever, in one of those things, you see them, they're like, oh, excuse me. And I was like, no, no. And I immediately, I modded the game so I could kill him right there or there.

No, I think he would kill you first I think he's too good of a In like if it was really going on Garris would probably I think he would just snipe you first He would never hurt you Okay, he cares too much He loves you

He cares too much But I am a sociobat If he's in danger Because he could have killed you The moment you had counted him He could have blew your head off And yeah Archangel Definitely just tested you

And then fucking Nick Gibbon's like I would have been fine It's like nigger your head No, he would have popped everywhere. He would have, he saw you immediately. I wish there was a way to trigger that, like, for some reason. It's like one of those things where, you know, you could, um, Samara's, um. Is this real?

Morinth? This is, Wait, hold on. This must be said. Hi, wrote it. He says, not a question. Just a fun fact. The guy who fucked the McChicken was charged with sexually assaulting a 13-year-old in a Walmart parking lot.

Have fun with that information. I can't believe they figured out who that guy is. That really fucked the vibe, man. That guy. about murdering fucking Jeopard and you just Yeah it's It's awaited

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Yeah. Yeah, jequeer, am I? It's so stupid. Jikweer am I? And his big ass hat is just a dick. It flops over a little bit. It's fucking couches and stuff like there's just there's just dudes fucking. It's just balls.

He's the ball sack jacket. Ballsat to the dick that set pieces are just dude's fucking. And there's just fucking like come on the floor. And he's slipping. That's not even. That's how he's moving. That's not even. It's just slipping on the comb.

That is so fucking funny because that is so naughty. And then the camera tilt, the camera tilts up and you know how it's got that bug on the side? Yeah. It's the roach, but it turns to the camera and says, I'm a, I'm, but I'm also gay. I'm a gay roach.

I'm a gay roach. That is so crazy. Well, we're jizzing in. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I didn't know that I don't know who that is I didn't know when I saw

Liam something die And I was like is that Neeson son That doesn't make any sense But you know Hit His name's Liam His name's dad

That must be leader Also Yeah That tracks right Yeah And also Who was the other The handsome Liam

Um Yeah That one The Witcher Fuck fuck fuck that That those jeans man There was some good-ass jeans They're just good looking guys man

There's some good looking guys I'm like, usually Aussie men aren't really attractive. Aussie women are like hyper attractive, but like they got lucky, man. They got the right shit. Well,

I mean, we know about them. So that's true. There are a few, like there's this band from Ozzy called Parkway Drive. And they have a couple of, I know Park of Drive is. They have a couple of model looking guys in the band where I was like,

one of them just, he stands out too much where I'm like, you don't look like you should be here at all. They look because you'd be surfing and then and then fucking bitches. Every Australian woman I know. has been very attractive. I had a fling with one, and she was always just like, you narrow,

and I was like, I can't, I can't anymore. I couldn't, I couldn't procreate one of them, but like, that's so crazy. Like, what do you mean? You don't, like, oh, you never met a woman. I'm like, oh, I was sleepy with you, but I wouldn't have a kid with you. Well, absolutely.

Of course. Yeah, but the way. But the way. And over skin color, or accent, over political beliefs. All that shit matters. Well, I can beat her into submission about the political beliefs.

No, man. I can force a woman to change. That's so crazy. I have nightmares about having half white children. And knowing Lily, you're going to have one. They might be her color and I'll be so upset. I'm going to send them clips of you saying this.

Yeah. I don't care. I hope they get them. They're going to know. They're going to know already. All of the white, the European dean and her, I hope it dominates your guys kid.

I'd be so excited. They're like blonde, blue-eyed Spanish people. I'm like, how? Dude, if I... You'd be like, Superboy, like, I'm not even going to lie. If you guys have a kid and then that, I see photos of that baby and it's a light skin,

I'm going to be smile. I'm going to throw a party, I think. Because I know it'll bother you. It'll bother me. It'll bother me not much. Like in the banner? Like it's... It wouldn't bother me, but like,

there'd be a little like, ah, well, there goes blackness in my family. There goes, that's just gone now. Because that's what happens. Or you slaughter them and you just try again. Oh, no. Less struggle. for my kids.

Oh no. What's the problem? I don't know, man. Is this going to be gone? That's it. Blackness appears in two generations easy, man. It's like not something I'm really scared about. Like, whatever.

My child's my child. If I have a child, I have to love it no matter what because I'm fucking me. You got to get a mistress, dude. That's all. That's all solve everything. Just get a black mistress. Yeah. Ew.

Then what do you want? Just what are you? This cloning. Cloning and perfect a new one that take over its body. What's that shit called, Chris. or something? Yeah.

That's just gonna mean, that shit's fucking... That's the DNA customization, right? Yeah, I think you just like start coming on this machine and like... Would you do that? Would you do that? Would you do that? Would you do that?

Would you do that? Only if you let me bust on the machine and it works that way? Is that what you do? Like, he just... Probably. He just bust on the machine and then... I think I would. I think there's a...

I would do it for like very specific things. I'd be like, oh, is there a way to like... There's a line. Is there a way to like null, like to make sure he's like resistant to like, I don't know, cancer or something. Or like diabetes or things like that like fucking whatever mental problems I fucking have or like shit like that. I want him to have mental problems. No, I don't.

If I can I. Can you have everything, please? The shit that I went through and no one should go through. It's like out of McDonald's. Yeah. Can I get a number eight? But a high functioning, really good at drawing black. They're like, whoa, ultra nightmare.

Okay. It's all like fine and woo. Well, uh, you chose the hardest difficulty, sir. good look good luck in a game low it's like when you make a Pokemon game and then like the door opens and a light shine and now you spawn into the world

that it's like oh I'm already getting shot at that's crazy it's like it's like the cops being agrored like they're just sitting in a car and then immediately what would you do if you had a kid and it was it came out black and it was with a fucking white woman

one of your one of your one of your Aryan queen well I mean she cheated logically yeah she cheated I mean then you're But it has your nose. It has your nose. It has your skinnish nature. What is that?

Then she cheated with somebody is surprisingly similar to me. She has a type. She stole your DNA. And then she did one of those surrogate things and mixed it all together with other stuff. I don't know. I don't like that. She somehow fused your spurs.

She fucking pumped multiple dudes. Like she fucking. No, yeah. She got a turkey base. She put it in the peahole. I'm definitely not raising a kid that's obviously not mine. I would not in that way Not in that way

Like adoption Adoption adoption Adoption is different Yeah That's fine But like in that situation You're not getting No fucking way

No way What do you do I'm deadbeat 100 What if you do if it's already Like you've been raising it for years At that moment I feel so upset But obviously you're not gonna abandon the kid now

I'm not his fault I guess I'd be so fucking mad though I'd be really upset But I'd be like It's no point of being upset You'd be like son Now you there's proof

That your mom's a bitch So you always You always defended her You always like Why do you say all these bad things about mom? And I'm like, now you know. Imagine being right. Imagine being like a dickhead husband, but it ended up being right.

Now you know. That's why. That's why she's a bitch. I know it more than it should be. That's why I slap her in front of you. That's why I open hand slap that bitch in front of you that I told you to slap her to. I'm not going to slap mom. You do it.

You're not getting fucking dessert. Sorry, mom. Somebody wanted to write. Heavy hand me. Evil. It's hard as he can. Somebody wanted to write in. to educate us about something

that we talked up fucked up or something well we were just informed Oh I bet it is it Is it Big Bang theory Because I've been waiting for that No no no

No not yet somehow But So Anthony Anjali Anjala Benaviento Wrote in Says

Explanation for the fetus Voldemort scene Oh You called it You literally called it Let's hear it Let's hear it Yeah

Harry Potter had a piece of Voldemort's soul embedded into his own. Yeah. That's how he's, he has the, Embed it into his balls. What are they called? What are they called again? Petronus.

I don't know. I don't know. Let's just have similar lacrums that thing. Like if you put their souls on it, so whenever they die physically, they appear somewhere else. Sure. That thing exists.

He had those, the horrocks is. There you go. Thoracruxes. They're pretty much portions of his soul. So why did he have a portion of his soul? in several things so he can't just die straight out, you know? Oh, so, but so as long as a portion of his soul exists, he can somehow. So he put it in Harry?

Yeah, one in Harry. That's how it has the lightning bolt on his forehead thing. That's what that thing is? Yeah, it's literally that gay. I thought he was born with that shit. Yeah, no, he gone to the battle with him. And for some reason, it couldn't defeat him as a baby. Because remember he went, he went and he killed the mom and dad.

Remember? You remember that part, right? No, I don't know Harry Potter. So he, Woldhamer kills Harry's mom and dad. Uh-huh. And then what happens? He goes until, he gets into like a battle of wits with a baby. With the nigger looses?

And a nigga loses. And a nigga loses. And he's like, I'm gonna imprint piece of my brain in this motherfucker. What are you fucking talking about now? Yeah. That's the Lord. That's what happens, actually, though, for real. Well, he tries to kill him, but then, like, it's... The power of love.

He's backfires or something. Like, he's protected. That's what the scar is. Like, that's the damage that he did. I am so jacked out. And he's the boy who lived or whatever. That scar is from the battle. So, like, like, Zeus throwing a lightning bolt and it hit his fucking forehead?

It's not exactly a battle. It's more like... He couldn't kill him. So he was like, instead of being, I have my heart crux. Instead of, I can't kill you with some reason, so I'm going to jump aboard you. So he's like, oh, you're going to kill me one day probably. So I'm going to like being here for that day when you kill me. I guess.

I guess. I don't know. Whatever. Anyway, yeah. Okay. Is there any more? It says, yeah, I read one sentence that he jumped to do a point of explanation. Harry, you see it too.

You see how big the fucking text is. Harry Potter had a piece of Voldemort solo better to do his own to kill and to kill Voldemort. and Harry had to die himself. So he sacrificed himself. He went into limbo between the afterlife and the physical world where Dumbledore greeted him and showed him the personified piece of Voldemort's soul that died when Harry did. That's basically it. So that's the person.

So that's like a physical. So shouldn't it be a piece of a fetus? Wouldn't that be the personified? I don't know, man. That's the part of him that was in it, I guess. That's how much of a soul was in it, that little emaciated shit. So like a significant portion? I guess.

Why is Dumbled Dord in purgatory? Because he died. He died. No, but wouldn't he, why would it be in purgatory? He just came back to show Harry. Oh, shit. He's not going to heaven. I got to tell you.

You can't go to Wizard Heaven as a fruit. And he's too powerful to go to hell. So, like, we got to throw you in purgatory. Do you guys know why Voldemort killed Harry's parents? Yeah. Well, Harry's dad was a huge cunt to him growing up. Like, so Harry Potter's dad is an asshole. So Harry Potter's dad was the real villain?

Yeah, actually. Like straight up, Harry Potter's dad's a fucking cunt. Yeah, he's a dickhead. Yeah. What is happening? Harry Potter's dad was a pun. I saw no way to the other universe. Like, Snape was Harry's mom's best friend.

Uh-huh. And he was in love with Harry. Oh, and they were fucking. No, they weren't fucking. He was in love with her. But what happened is that Harry's dad was like the preppy boy came from the Potter family. Like he was like that boy pretty much. And he was a huge cunt to Snake.

Snape. He was a huge cunt to Snape. And, and of Voldemort. Voldemort was already He wasn't always evil So he became evil from being bullied He just kind of realized that like Like these niggas have magic

And they're kind of being like pussy about it Like I could do some real shit with this And it's like Yeah but you're killing people But he was like And then what? So Harry's dad was like I'm gonna stop you

And then he killed the parents He was kind of a huge cunt to him Throughout life and he came back So he specifically just came to like spiteful Like I'm gonna He got to look back on him He's the bleep spiteful. And that's why Snaves addicted to

Harry kind of because he's like... But he's also protected when he's like, I wanted to fuck your mom really bad. Yeah, because like I should be your real dad piece of shit. I don't hate it really. Like I think it's pretty decent.

But like it's too... Well, it's only meant to be so deep. You know what I mean? Like you can't extrapolate. It's meant to be like a very self-contained thing. Yeah. It's fine as it is. I like those games a lot.

It doesn't need to be more than it is. Harry Potter having like unblockable damage is the one thing that's the assueling that threw me off. The power of love protected him. The love of his mom So she had like a spell That would like that was like a love like that gave him Unkillable

It's probably Something like that Or maybe just nobody else in that universe Loves anyone That would make sense With the way of the parents treat that universe It's pro-creating like animals There's no there's no

I just need more kids Yeah That's it Yeah I mean he did His surrogate family Did shove him under a staircase That's his literal

That's his literal That's his literal sister Which's crazy That's crazy Imagine you're Imagine Tracks for British people I guess so, yeah.

There's no love in those families. It's like Lily's cousin dies and like I have to take care of like the two kids that she has. And I'm like, oh, you guys go under the bed. You guys sleep under the bed. Yeah, you sleep. Yeah, no. Dude, I held a baby for a few days ago and I'm still thinking about holding that baby, man. Why?

Because I think I kind of want a kid, but also makes me sick. Ew, fuck you. Oh. Fuck you. Fuck you. You're still thinking about that baby. Yeah, man. I really, I don't want a kid, but also I do at the same time.

I'm in a really weird end up place. I don't want one until this podcast makes significantly more money. I don't want one until, like if this, like to me, I'm like, I don't know the questions aren't loading, so I guess we're done. I don't want to raise it. That's the thing. That's what I'm at. I don't really want to raise a kid.

I just don't want to like right now with what I'm trying to do with like the podcast and me trying to work on music and stuff, balancing wife stuff and, you know, keeping the house clean and all that shit. I can't imagine having a kid right now I just want to keep having fun with my life And I don't think a kid's gonna facilitate me Really enjoying my life That's what I'm saying

If I'm being very honest And I know that sounds selfish Some people but also like suck my day It's not selfish It's specifically selfless Yeah Like there's a lot of people who just do it And just like oh no fucking

This will make me feel better I think Yeah And they're not prepared to actually guide a person They're not educated enough to do it They're not like willing to do it They're not motivated enough to do it And then they end up fucking ruining their kids' lives

A lot of people It's better to be more cautious Say it from the top, man. I've been close hand to people that have lived life in a suffering mentality where they were not brought into the world where their parents even really wanted them. Yeah. And they suffered. And I think that is the most cardinal sin ever. Like if there is a sin other than like obviously raping somebody.

The fuck do the cardinals have to do with this? Shut up. But like I think it's that. I think it's bringing a child into the world when you are not ready to have one. I know you're never really ready to have one, but you can accept the mindset. It's not even just like, it's not ready. It's like, it's just like reasonably prepared. Like no one's emotionally ready until it happens, I think.

But like you can at least set yourself up for like a reasonable, like a rational, you know, foundation. And there's a mental level. But people don't do that. It's crazy. They don't. They completely cancel. They, they, like an animal, they, they, they just ignore logic. Right.

And they're just doing it for the sake of I just that overcoming feeling that I need to procreate. Yeah. And it is the stupidest. fucking bullshit ever. People, they just do it because it's a trend. Like, oh, my God, I'm at the age. Just have a kid. It's like, well, no, you should be ready to have it. I'm feeling the pressure to like, I should have a kid. Now, I'm like, why? Like, I've, I follow a lot of comedians and a lot of them are, oh, they made it in their 40s. They finally made it and like they have money and now they're like fucking Bill Burr. Yeah. Like fucking Tom Segura. They had kids in their 40s because they're

like, I'm on the road barely can take care of myself. Why the fuck would I have kids right now? Yeah. And I feel the similar way with like the podcast. I'm like, okay, we're making a little more money now, but not into a place where I'd want to add a whole ass fucking kid and a significant amount of my income is going to be dedicated to fucking diapers and shit. Or not even, I just want to enjoy myself. Like, I just got to the point in my 30s where I can really enjoy my life, you know? Yeah, I want to sleep. I want to do that. I want to fucking sleep.

I think you can enjoy. I mean, the first like year or two is annoying. I don't. But like, I think after the first, like, once the kid starts walking, it's, I think it starts to be fun. I think as a person I am. That's like an uncle. I know that. I love to skip all of that shit.

I would love to skip that part. I would just like to have like an 11-year-old. It's unfortunately very important that part. Yeah, absolutely. I've grown up with my family, like I've been around. I've had to, because that's just what you do, right? The whole it takes a village thing. Yeah.

So they even pawn it off to us. I'm a kid taking care of a younger kid. And so I have experience with all that shit. And man, I mean, yeah, if I didn't, if if kids were like cats or they just know how to shit in a fucking litter box, take care of a lot of stuff for me because the idea of kids just shitting all over the place

with their fucking diapers and having like shitting up their back into their own hair that stuff and you're like I have to deal and people

the amount of people that just only figured out how to use masks now or I'm like you're fucking stupid what do you mean there's in America people use surgical mask

how they dampen smell because obviously there's people that just like it just eureka to them like oh I could do this and I'm like yeah Or, you know, you can put your shirt over your face. I'm just saying.

I guess in retrospect, though, like, there's a lot. To be fair, before the pandemic, I really rarely came across a mask. You know, I mean, they weren't really like a common item. Well, that's exactly my point. It was what I'm trying to say. If I wasn't being clear, uh, that it, people finally got the idea that they can use this thing for multiple things when they should have been doing this the entire time. Yeah.

And it's like, damn, guys. Like, you can help your, even just help your own self out by there's a, a horrible smell or something and then you can you know people naturally will use their shirt cover their mouths or whatever I'm like you can use a mask it actually helps it it significantly dampens the smell coming in your direction yeah I think

I don't want to fucking kid man I don't I want to be able to play my card games my video games I feel that I'd have to worry about taking care of a child or it died or it getting hurt but wouldn't it be cool to you about those names right no that's absolutely true right that's the most rewarding thing to me about like just being an uncle I just like being able to like show program though yeah just

be like, but I've been, I've been an uncle since I was six years old, dude. But not like, the thing is that I've been, because it's you. I know, I know, but I've been around kids my whole life, you know, and I understand. I, and this is probably like a personal thing. I didn't have, I didn't have, I had my grandfather, who was a great image, but I know all the stuff that like, I wish I had growing up. And the thing is that like, you're dick. But like, at the same time, it's like, I just don't really want a kid right now.

Like, I don't think. That's fine. Yeah. I mean, and you're still young. So, but my, dude, my Lily wants a kid

so bad. And I'm like, Lillian, I don't think you understand. I would say you have about five years. But to like go.

Yeah, before like, like that has to be decision made. Before, like five years, like after five years, like,

Grant, you could do it in your 40s or whatever, but like, I think the ideal age to be is probably like 35 in before.

Like, if you're going to have a kid. I would say parameters, set, set your parameters because to me it's like, to me it's being, first of all,

you know, you would like to be well off if it's possible. If it can't, if it never comes, then that doesn't matter. That's not even the equation. But, like, also,

mentally and physically, mentally and physically healthy, too. Also, for your fucking kid, because in a shitty state, mentally and physically, that kid's fucked. Like,

it is, you're not giving, you're not giving the kid to tools to survive, you know? It's, and that's a thing that I feel like I've seen,

I've been so close to seeing that so many times. Yeah. And that's why I'm so violently against, Like, I'm not having a kid because I'm almost having a kid. I'm a kid because I'm right advocate. Yeah, that's fine. Tell Lily, like, hey, we have parameters set.

Like, we have, there's the stipulations. We have kids once we reach these specific thresholds. Yeah, but at the same time, I also fucking, oh, my God, dude, being around my nephew was the fucking doperest thing ever. Holding that little piece of shit and it's scratching its own face and being like, damn, you're so stupid. Stop scratching your face. But also, you're mad adorable. One just. This one quick.

So crazy. Pop! Well, try again. You know, nine months. Not anymore. Nine months goes by quick. There's a lot. That's what you tell your sister or whatever.

Or your cousin? You tell you, you call it my age. It's just nine months. Yeah. And you throw in the trash. I think you also have to just be, that wouldn't be like that. And I'd have to be like, oh, that's a skin walker. Holding it by the leg.

Not nine months. They're like, eat that. fucking cronels. Like it's a fucking, like it's a grape. Dude, the person matters too. That's another thing too. Oh, God. Fuck, dude.

Like a great. That's the most important. So, like, for, like, I remember having a, like, when we first moved here, I remember I had a pregnancy scare. Like, with the, and I won't bring it up. But like. And you had a bazooka in your mouth. You're like, well, no, I, actually, I remember specifically, I remember specifically

feeling like the, I remember feeling this in this moment where it's like, well, I guess that's, that's, that's where things are going. Yeah, and I was ready to just do it, I guess. And it turned out that it, you know, it wasn't, it wasn't true. I was like, oh, shit. But I did you know in that moment that it was like, oh,

you're just kind of ready when it happens. You know what I mean? Oh, I thought you were alluded to that because you said with the person. I thought you were saying that was going to, that was like a person that you would have been like, oh, fuck. That would have been bad. Oh, it wouldn't have been idea. Like, well, it would have not been.

ideal. You know, not very clearly not a fantastic match. I won 100% well twice I should say but nothing. I'm good but there was one girl specifically. Oh my God. If that I probably would have, I think I would have had no choice.

I think I would have ended up being a dead be dead. Like meaning that like say there is no way this relationship's working out. Right. And even like I don't know, just tolerate this girl like it was, like, you know, it was like a fling. It was probably some fucking okay cupid or some shit like that. But it was one of those things where this girl, she was just nuts. And I think she just so badly wanted a kid. Right. She was just like kind of trying to wheel it into existence because I saw her later on with, you know, later on she has a kid with this other guy. Not that long after we hooked

up, you know, so I'm like, oh, she was just really trying to get pregnant. And that's fucking crazy. I had more pregnancy scares than I'm really happy to admit. And each and every one of them War was probably going to have been a disaster. I'll be honest. We were young. We were too young. We were not ready for stuff like that. Yeah.

And whoever is. You're not really right. But that's kind of thing. It's like I thought I wasn't ready. And then in that moment I was like, all right. Well, this is not ideal. But like I think I remember feeling like I think I could probably figure this out. I mean, you have no choice really.

Yeah. Yeah. But I wasn't nervous about it. I wasn't like, I wasn't like, I wasn't like, anguished about. I was just like I guess this is what it is. I think that's just due accepting the fate of what's happening. But I just don't. I don't.

I look you're like one of my closest friends Chris you were absolutely not ready to have a kid at that per se in your life no way no way in hell even even like us now like we're no no we lived together first off like we shared it like there's there's a terrible there was no shot that that would have been good oh no no aside from that but like this this you're you were how old you were like what that

what would your life even like 23 at best I was like 23 I just wonder what the fuck like so 10 years later say oh let's just say you 24 Wait, I don't know. So what am I saying? Let's just say, all these years later, you're 30 right now, right? Yeah. So like six years later, what the fuck do you think your life would be like if you had a kid?

Because obviously you wouldn't have had all the, you know, you would have moved, you would have had your own place? Yeah. I don't know. Would you, would sacred symbols? Would snark tank exist? Would you be straight still or gay? Would you finally turn over and be like, I'm done with this. I'm gay.

You're like, you know what? I'm done with women now. I don't know. There is an argument. I think I. there's an argument to be made that I probably I've had experiences later on in life that I felt like broke me down a lot more than I was at that point

so I think I actually would have been a little bit more confident and been like probably okay I think a couple years ago would have been terrible or like now I think it would be fine but like back there's like a period in time where it's just like that's not an ideal time for this to happen and I think it was after that energy just start blasting fucking just just blasted women

No, that's okay. I'm not saying I want a kid. Just fucking rope like crazy. It's so it's so unattracted to me right now, dude. I just, I don't know. I just, I don't want to take it. I wouldn't mind being a really present uncle. Look, I'm fine with that.

You know all I want to do? I can give it back. I can't be present. It's too separated. President uncle, I don't mind that. Dude, I just, this is, this is all I'd want. I'll watch my dealistically. Like, we get to a point where we actually, okay, we do the manager thing.

we hire the editor the sponsorship comes in like say it was like a proper thing and then it's like oh I have so much more time freed up now then I can like start planning like oh I know Jojo every once in a while has that like she works in the kid section a lot of times and then so she'll have like that thing and I'm like yeah I feel you but also I think about me sitting at like 11 p.m.

And I'm so I'm on my computer like editing or mixing and I'm so fucking tired and I'm like now imagine yeah now imagine that and I have to like fucking and I work from home so I'm going to be the one taking care of the kid mostly

so I was just like oh I was just like oh well the thing for me is like I feel like I barely sleep anyway so what's the fucking but then you're gonna sleep it's gonna be different because when you want to sleep the baby's in the cry it feels your energy

whatever you finally get in that euphoric state you're like comfortable nigga fuck that Honestly, that stuff doesn't scare me as much as just like, I don't know. You hear it. Really, you hear. Well, that freaks me out too. Like just the fact that they could just suddenly fucking perish.

Accidentally. Yeah. They're so fucking frail. There's a guy that's, uh, I think he got executed not that long ago for the shaken baby syndrome. But he was like, no, nigga, I didn't do anything. Like, it was like, people are theorizing that this medicine that he gave the kid gave it some fucked up thing and actually caused it to die. But they said shaking. And it's junk science now.

And I think they just killed them recently. That shit terrifies the fuck out of me. Just holding him, right? Because they breathe not correctly. They're like, they breathe all fucking wrong. They're like, oh,

weird. What is this? Everybody's cheek? There's this two cheeks holding up a baby. Weird. God, your neck is so soft. What the?

Why is it? Your kneecaps aren't even here yet. Fast. Yeah, I don't know. That stuff doesn't. It's scary, but they're also really curious me a little bit. That stuff doesn't freak me out.

That scares me and just like, people don't stay the same. You know what I mean? So, like, if you're going to embark on a journey like that with a person and it's like, oh, this is the partner that you're choosing. And then you're going to go through this insane evolution because like having a kid's going to change you in some way. It has to. Yeah, there's a reason why parents are actually stupider. Like, something has to happen to them. Why they become like actually.

I don't want fucking. Mexicans in this country corrupted my boy giving him fucking tequitos and shit Can you imagine the fuck? You just become seethingly racist I can't I already feel it I'm excited Like I don't know I just want to I want to be the best I can for my child You know I want to be like the way I love my grandma Impossible

To love me more You're never gonna answer that And the thing is I don't even think I don't think someone could love their Yeah It was impossible Yeah like I don't know how to do that So what happened is that like I just, I'm not ready until I can like give all of myself to raising this child as well as I can. Just do a practice run.

So you try to test it out. So like, you test it out. You're like, I think I got this. And then you just throw it away. That bothers me so much. She doesn't really want to adopt. And I'm like, why don't you want to adopt? Why?

Because he's like, I want to have one of my own. She does not know adopted people. That is the thing. I think when you know people that are adopted, your position of adoption is completely different for what it is. Yeah. Yeah. Because what happened is that people that I know people that are adopted. that went to families, that their families loved them, adore them.

They obviously eventually had questions about their parents, and they went and found them when they had the questions. Yeah. But like, most adopted kids I know, the system for adoption is fucked. Of course. That whole child health system is fucking horrible. Yeah. But like a lot of kids, I know that work.

You know, that was you're going to get your niggas though. Like, because that is the easiest kids to adopt. Yeah. So, Hispanic children, literally. It's like those two. Didn't get it. So like. You want a black or, you want a white or Asian?

Good luck, man. I wouldn't want to. I actually, if I, if I were to adopt, it would. be, it would be fucking, you know, simply. It'd be some nigga from, it'd be someone from fucking Cameroon. Yeah, someone that really needs to be adopted. And they're going to be like, I'm going to groom them to be this fucking amazing fucking fighter. They're going to be so amazing.

And I'll be like, good. Like, kill everyone. All right. Let's get the fuck out of here. Shout out of people that adopt, though. You guys are really, really. If you take care of the kid, if you don't take care of hitting you adopt, you should be actually shot in the back of the head while you're sleeping. Yeah, shout it to all you guys who are, even though you're adopted.

And that's kind of cringe. Um, shout to tell you guys. I'm taking the adopted. Don't say that. It's kind of crudge. What? I'm taking the adopt. You're raised by your family.

My grandmother is my adopted parent. She became my proper legal. Kingston, you're your grandma. Shut up. She's my, like my. All right. I'm black. We do not use it that way.

I know. I know. Guys, that's why I said technically. Guys, I'm black now. Technically. I'm black now. Because that's just as much of a stretch is what you're saying. It's really not.

Yes, it is. It's not. He is an honorary black man. You're not adopted just because your other fans. family raises you. Well, no, she went through the adoption process, literally. But that's not adoption. Like, it's not, it's not the same as an adoption for, like,

someone from a foreign family. It is such a technicality that it is. You'd want to beat somebody up over. It's stupid. It's a stupid argument. But it's like, yeah, it's what I guess.

It's like, it's, I can't even think of something. I know there's things that's like, calling something incorrect, you know, like, and you want to just,

well, technically it's, you know, you just want to like, it's like, it's like that white person who's like, Yeah, I'm one 18th Native American. And it's like, shut up.

You just push your thumbs in their eyes. You don't go around and tell the people you're adopted, do you? No, absolutely not. Okay. No, no, that's not. My grandma raised me. I think I would literally hire day laborers to beat you up. What the fuck are you?

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conferences that really need to be had by people on very grand stages by people that really understand them and people that are confused by them. That needs to happen, but they'll never happen because of the fact that that is not what advertisers or the people that are shilling out things want. We can't be educated. If we're educated things, I have my, I just, the one thing that I think is. You know how this is true to a certain extent. Actually, actually largely I felt like people, Homer Simpson is trying to be an inventor.

And then he has a makeup shotgun. And like Marj was like, hey, Homer, women don't want to be shot in the face. And he says, women will like what I tell them to like. And basically what it's like, it's like a marketing tool or it's like these people will like what I tell them to like. And I feel like there's so many people that you could, it's like Jordan Pearson becoming a rock star essentially. more like that's not what that's not what society's supposed to find so interesting and fascinating but then there was this mantra this aura around him or that they it was like fake that he became I feel like you this guy that's then it's like no he's not he's a fucking frail kermit the front

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like, extensively looking into him he's actually a super cool individual. No, I love. But the thing he was, the thing where he got famous off of for being cool is like 20 years ago that guy's a fucking nerd.

I like him. I actually, I like him a lot. I actually, I used to listen to StarTalk all the time but I, he, I just can't,

I can't fuck it because he always feels like he needs a comedian as a co-host. And I just, I just, can't put up with anymore. He does the,

the thing that people give him shit for a lot is that he recycles tweets a lot, but like who fucking cares? I love when people started putting it together. That was funny, but I don't give a shit. Yeah, who cares? I think he still tells informative stuff. He's also black and Puerto Rican and I'm all rackily on his team.

I'm sorry. I mean, he was a nerd that you wrestled and he could probably stop. Niggas up was fucking niggas up. He's still a big guy. You can probably fuck a lot of people up. I mean, they won't take it there.

You get a beat up by Nogras Tyson. I want to bully him just to see him fuck me up, you know? Just to get me about him and be like, dang, that was crazy. Dude, dude, Bill Grass Tyson. You're so cool. Put me in a fucking full Nelson. He stretched me out.

He didn't stop either. I turned off for like an hour and a half. He was still joking me. He broke both of my arms. Around I age, and today I learned that I could have met Keith David at Comic Con nearly, wait, near me in March earlier this year. Yeah, he was apparently had something near us early this year, too, and I didn't get a chance to meet him. And I absolutely could have because one of my friends knows him and she was there. And it could have happened, but I chose not to go because I'm stupid.

That's crazy. I didn't know about that. Well, I wouldn't have made. I was in Vegas, but whatever. Yeah, this year. We could have met him. Could have met him like straight up. And I'm like, this is.

There will be no chance. I don't want to. I don't want to. It's too scary. You kind of have to. It's like that scene in community where Troy meets Levar Burton. The first time he's like, he freezes up. I feel like that would be me.

If I don't meet him, it's going to be too sad because I have an option that I would don't get a chance to have being so. You have to do it. close. We have, to not, to not meet him and not have the chance to at least sit down and have like a, like, not even like a con, like, oh, take a picture, like an actual small conversation with someone that's that important to like our lives is disrespectful. Keith, you're so important to me. Can I fuck you, please? You see, that's why you can't come with us when we do it?

You're like, hey, can I fuck you? Like, why? Meet me in the back. Well, of course. I have a wife, but I'll make an exception. This one time. It's one time. Like, oh my God.

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Jiu Jitsu Kaizen? I know it's not that. It'd be worse if it was that. It would be worse. I've heard it's good. I saw my, the people I used. to live with in Vegas. I saw them watching a little bit. You watched it with us, actually. We were at

Nickies. Oh, I don't remember that at all. That's a little bit. I don't remember even a little bit of it. We watched Dragon Ball, of course, we always watch Dragon Ball. Because our friends watch Dragon Ball all the fucking time. That's the only thing that should be on. I mean... The last time I Nicky saw it was fucking fucking... I am the truth.

I am spirit. I am fucking... What's that dumb speech that he gives in the old English dub? I am the voice of all things that are suffering. I am an enemy to you. Yeah, what is it? Here at all, nightmare to you, I think he says. What?

Yeah. When Goku's powering up in the original, in the original, in the original dub, he says, here it all, nightmare to you. Wow. I don't remember that at all. Thank God. They make him like a superhero for us because that's what we like as superheroes. Uh-huh.

And in Japan, he's just like, you're, you've been to dickhead to my people. I'm going to kill you. It really is unfortunate. How, uh, I mean, voice-wise, the Dragon Ball's dubs are like probably like the best ones. as far as like English ones. They're up there. But, but, uh, it is unfortunate because half of like, because Maginuagita's speech in Kai is terrible.

Like, it's, it's like in the original ZDub, the same one that says nightmare to you, Majibuji's speech is so much better. Like, by like a magnitude. It's like, why the fuck isn't the quality like this stable? I forgot his speech. You know, I, I don't know his speech? I forgot it. Meaningless, huh?

And he has that fucking, he has a lot. And he does the two slat? No, no, no. I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about like in the world tournament where he goes like, spend most of your life ruled by another. You don't remember that?

That's the speech he gave when he was about to die, wasn't he? No. When he's fighting, when he's about to... Oh, when he blows up the things, like spend most of your life ruled by another. Watch your race dwindle to a handful. And then tell me what has more meaning

than your own strength. And then he has like a whole fucking thing and it's so good. And in the fucking Dragon Ball Zikai, he's like, I just want to fight Goku. Dude, I really... I really... I really hate how, like, how many moments,

Vegeta is, like, actually the goat. Like, he's, he's watching a different show from us, but he has so many moments that are so goaded. When he's like, when he, like, yells at Goran, he's like, you fool, look how embarrassing you were. Every time you fight, you throw in Nagala for a whole entire race. And he makes sense. I would say, no, even in that Maja Vegeta fight,

where he, we're in the beginning of that speech, he's like, does this, where they're trying to, like, let's go to, let's go get boo. What are we doing? Does this, does this, does this matter? matter? He goes, not to you, Gohan, but to a warrior, it matters greatly. And it's just like, oh, fuck. Yeah. He's always so hard on Gohan because he actually respects him. And I'm like, ah, that's fucking crazy. Think about, like, man, if you think of like, if, if you're not really a fan of that and if you were just actually starting to watch Dragon Ball Z, I think, objectively, people would say he's the best character because he's the one, he's the only one that's not really one dimensional, if you think about it.

I think he's, and like, he's like the most interesting. He's the most fleshed out. There's a lot of people that are not one. dimensional. I think the only person that's truly one dimensional is Goku. Well, give me another Friza. And Friza. Freeza. Friza is the, Goku has some D. Master Roshi. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm jerking off in the bathroom,

Goku. I'm edging to fucking teen porn. What you do? I can't believe. They're all 20 years old, Goku. But please, I'm, I'm really close. I've not seen a blast like this since I edged in the back of the Goonmobile. Do you think he like, do you think he like, he picks it up and flies it?

Do you think it gets like really big before he beats off? Oh yeah. His cock gets so fat. And he turns and he turns back. He puts a cock ring on and he turns back. So it's like it's been in crazy. That's so insane. I don't understand.

But there's a lot of Piccolo's extremely the, extremely fucking well-developed character. Retroactively? He's actually makes no sense that Maseroshi isn't just constantly fucking. Like that he is just a pervert that can't get laid. no sense. It doesn't make any sense now. Like, it's just like, oh, people are fucking old people constantly. He'd be killing

prostitutes. He would never stop fucking. They would need him for stuff and they couldn't find him. I can't teach him to the mom buffa right now because I'm big deep and a big bitch right now. Balma would have to like develop a tracker for him specifically. She has a Dragon Ball tracker

and it moves so fast. It's harder to track of the Dragon Balls. I don't even want women. I don't even want women. I'm happy with the images. Fuck, what's, fuck me,

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suck his penis. Uh, just to, just to know I'm gay. Shut up, that's crazy. Cunning Bellum Sheldon, a 50 cent,

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ew come on you really ruined it now I like how the mouse has actually some jacked arms like a fucking kangaroo yeah he's jacked and then the fucking man

kingston you should do a one piece art cheerless. If not, what do you think about Wano, Egghead? I think Wano went on way too long but it had really cool moments.

I think Egghead was so fucking boring. Wadesley, 583, Papini Brothers presented Vodita's Galacted Food Review YouTube channel. It's Egghead Island. It's like a fucking arc about

Sanji's family. It's fucking, it's stupid. Fuck Sanji also. My least favorite character's Usak was Usopp is like a black person that sucks in a show and makes him really upset.

He wasn't black at first. He was kind of just like ethnic character, but then they were like, oh, he's black. And he's made him black. And it's like, that's what I thought about, uh, Piglo. I think they did a Piglo should have an alien. Okay. Well, yeah, fair, fair.

But you know what I mean? By the end up at a certain point, they were like, oh, no, he is the, he's black. Did you see that thing in Daima or whatever, where like, apparently the Z fighters get three wishes because they're Shanneron's regulars? Like, Shinaron just likes him. So he gives him more wishes. That's what that is? I know they, I know they upgraded Shenron once. No, literally.

Like, that's the reason in the show. Really? Whereas it's like, I just like them. I love, I don't. Dude, people try to shit on Dragonobes like that, but that makes it more fun. It's a comedy, first time.

It is ridiculous. Well, Dynamas's going back to the comedy, which is special thing. Well, you can tell that specifically. It's like, yeah, those are my reg. The fact that Shenron is like, oh, yeah, those are my guys. Everybody else, everybody else gets one wish.

But Gohoo gets a bunch. Because, like, they're my, they're my buds. I'm going to make Boma's ass fat again. This is also, this also previous shot. Because this takes place before Battle of Gods and shit. that? I don't care. So it's like,

this is before they meet Deeris and all the dumb shit. I just don't get it. The timeline's all fucked. Of course. It's, it's, it's becoming,

it's becoming Zelda like, where like, it's like the Zelda timeline where it's like fucking whatever. Have fun while you're in here. It is funny that the weakest part of that series is the science fiction part of it. Yeah.

That it's like, it is a, it is clearly someone who is not versed in that realm, doing it. It's like, fine with that. It's not, it's not,

It's not meant to be science fiction. No complaints here. It's just observing how it makes it fun. It makes it fun. Something small for my capsule turned into a ship. I was like, oh, this is just, I'm just here to watch an Asian man

beat up aliens. That's what I'm here for. And I'm fine with that. I mean, you mean an alien beat up aliens, right? Yeah. Well. Donkerson. O, Huey, be a good cunning.

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That's the forward. I think this is this forefaces of him. That's what he sees of him. No, no, no. This is the mouse character. Winslow. I fucking hate Winslow and a little piece of shit. Winsle's from what?

The cat dog. He's a little Italian mouse. Oh, the one that, oh, he has the, like suspenders on, I think. Hey, what's going on? Yeah, yeah. I like stromboling and pasta and he walks away. That's insane.

Hey, what's the Gabagoo? That is so not right. GP, low budget. I wouldn't have known it was a mouse if he didn't tell me. I know. These are low budget. Fucked it up entirely. Drawn and quartered just to get dragged behind one horse.

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they haven't revealed it yet uh he did Sam Dietz did the thing where he did all the screen like some of the screens from all this the storyboard stuff for the new season

and it looks insane It looks insane So I'm excited Hurry up The end of the last thing went crazy Well dude That's when it like Because first the first

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I hate it. It's so well and done, though. That's why. I just hate waiting. I'm so impatient. But I have to be patient, so it's good. It's not going to be visible. It's not going to be visible.

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Uh, oh my man. And Merck's, all right, been the same name for a fat minute. Yeah, Merck has been gone for a while, man. I hope he's doing good. Shout out to Merck's. The first church of Keith David. Nick Merck.

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I don't remember if they brought, they brought you up. What was it the, I don't remember if I had that conversation on the snark tank or not. I know I had it on sacred, but they didn't bring, they didn't bring you up per se where you were mentioned in the tweet. Well, no,

you were specifically mentioned by IG. Audio file? Yeah, IG was like, oh, there's this brilliant thing. I think he used the word brilliant, which I'm like, calm down, dude. Yeah. But I was like, but he said,

uh, that, he said I made an awesome point. Yeah, he made a good point. About, uh, about, about, uh, Julia Louis-Louis. Yeah, Julia Louis-Rife is, being a network note that was mandated for diversity and that ended up, ended up making the show better. So like, what does that mean? Yeah. It means, you know, there's so many examples of that.

So it's kind of like, it was just, yeah, good to point that shit out. Yeah, that's cool. I always forget that like, oh, yeah, other people watch us. I, I, sometimes it makes me take a step back and I'm like, oh, maybe we, maybe we should make this better. Yeah, kind of fit. Maybe we should watch the we say sometime. Maybe we should be a little more respectable. Then I'm like, I felt the same way I was like, oh, I respect those guys. So, like, you shouldn't waste their time. It's insane because, like, I don't know, man. It's unfortunate.

Like, I feel like a lot of people do agree with you. You fucking bitch. Did he get it? Yes. Oh, is it a snake? It's a snake. While you do a snake, it's a lion. Uh, what you know, the pizza time teaming up with Osama bin Laden.

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We're doing weight. Good shit. Keep up the work. I'm trying, man. It It sucks. I can have sweet beverages again in November, but I'm probably not going to do it. Yeah, I wouldn't because you'll probably just gain all your weight back. Yeah. Because you're going to, you're going to get, you're going to like OD on this shit. I think I'll be fine. You get like, like, like, five gallons, like, one of five gallons of like orange juice. I got to Kim, I got to start of my cardio. I got to try to balance it on your fucking throat.

I want to try to walk two miles a day. I'm going to do two miles. Yeah, try to do two miles on the treadmill or actually going out out they're going out just do it i mean like i obviously it's it's it's cooling off now so like yeah it's now would be the time to do it i'm just gonna walk down to the town center from my house and then walk it's like two miles it's a long walk is it too is it two miles it sounds about right it seems longer because you have to go down past past the thing and then go all the way else you have to the bridge yeah yeah yeah because i did i did the walk to my house from your house i did the walk to, yeah.

Wow, that's a long fucking one. Well, no, I did the walk from the Best Buy in the Empire Center to like here where I'm at. That's a long walk. Which is like a long fucking new walk. It's about a because. That's like an hour 20. It was a while. It was like June, too.

So it was like the worst time. From this house to the best part? Yeah. Because on my on my GPS, it's about like two and a half miles. Well, well, no, sorry. That's not walking. That's like, because I hop on the. five.

Yeah. So you hop on the five from like, a hop on the five and then it drops you off at Empire. Yeah, yeah. And so I walked down. I walked down the five, I think.

It's the highway. People, if you, that is so anxiety inducing for me, dude. When I see people doing that, fucking highway men, fucking drifters.

Yeah. Like, I'm the highway man. And then they like, they, they 100% of the time are serial murderers. Oh, yeah.

Not 100% but also like, way more, way more than they should be, you know. Like, no one should do that. Full confidence. I don't care. I don't care like if it says baddie, you know, like this baddie walking down.

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