The Snark Tank - #272: ReviewTechUSA Needs To Be Studied

Episode Date: October 29, 2024

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Hey, everybody. Welcome to the Star Tank podcast. Look at the, hey guys. Welcome to the Star Tank podcast. It is I, your host, Chris Raygun, along with Tom Sweeney, is always. Look at him. He's right there.

He's right there. I'm not looking at him. I'm getting close to his eye as I point really quickly. I'm going to hit you on your ribs. That's Derek over there. He's on the other side. Leigh. Ew.

They fucking Barney ass. Oh, no, that's for you. Yeah, you know who it is. You know who it is. You know, it's our favorite,

it's our favorite gay character. That was such a bully laugh. Who is it? Can we? I was thinking, I was thinking of his face. I wanted, Like a smash or something.

I wanted like a roster of our characters, right? Yeah. And I was like, would Dave Rubin and comedy shorts rapists, would they, would they qualify? Not Dave Rubin because he's just a person that we don't like. He's just a person. That's why I want him in a Smash Bros game. But he's not a character. He'd be my combo test.

No, he might use the water too much. He's like when you, he's like putting like Larry David in Smash Brothers. Like it's just like, eh. Hey, hey, you can't tell me that you wouldn't like that if he actually showed up. I would be bewildered enough to be like, this is, I would actually be furious, actually. I would be furious that if Larry David got into Smash Brothers before like Master Chief or something, I would be fucking living. That's fair. Are you like, are you joking?

When you say it like that, that's fair. You'd be like, what the fuck is this? But at the same time, you're still going to try him out. I don't think I would. No? I would have to try it out, obviously. I'd watch gameplay of him. And what if he's, like, completely busted?

Of course he'd be busted. Come on, bro. I mean, man. Yeah, he's got the, yeah, he's got the star David, uh, fucking buff. Yeah, he's good. He'd be, he's good. He'll, um, I like that, though. But I, so how do we turn Dave Rubin into a character?

Um, you find another gay character for a gay person, found a gay white male. Or, um, who talks like this. What's that? And then he'll be, he'll be, um, he'll be. Rave Dubin. Rave Dubin. Rave Dubin. People do call him that.

Like, I've seen that. I've seen people call him that. I've seen that before. That makes sense because I know there's, what is it, Pem tool? Yeah, exactly. Pim tool. So I know Pim tool is a thing.

Yeah, people do that. Oh. Yeah. Oh, that's right. I totally forgot. People tagged us in that shit. Yeah. God, I'm so fucking stupid.

We were almost not going to mention it. Highly, that would have come up, I think, at some point. I, yeah. It did. Thank God. Thank God. Because that is... Yeah, we can talk about that. Yeah. So Tim Poole, all the Russian money dried up. So now he's getting the fuck out of here. That's the theory. I mean, it's... Dude, like, I'm not conspiratorial generally. But, I mean, you look at that. And that's like pretty... That's pretty fucking coincidental. He's been doing the show for ages and then just before the election, shortly after, like, his Russian connection gets fucked.

Like, suddenly he's like, I'm going to start a family, actually. Like, I don't know, man. kicking a step back. Oh, we're not going to really have guests on Friday, you know, moving forward. And he was spending a lot of money. Like, he bought that skate park. I know there's probably so many things he's done. Yeah. He bought the skate park. He spends a lot of money on music production. Like, you'll have, like, fancy music videos. He employed the ex-drumer of the offspring that got kicked out because he's insane. Oh, really? He got, he got brain broken by COVID. Yeah, these things happen. Unfortunately, people are unfortunately really stupid. Another band that, of, of the other band that, of, Thaward is murder, like a really good Death Corps band from Australia. The lead singer, same thing happened to him. Yeah. His brain got broken, started nonstop talking about,

oh, they're trans and her kids. So they kicked his ass out because they're like, yo, you're insane. And we just want to play music. Right. So it's unfortunate. It was seeing it happen. How does that happen to rockers?

Well, how does that? Well, it happens to everybody because people are just stupid. Right. People are just stupid, but like, rock it. You have to understand. Like, that's like, you know, like the people that make, like making, like, it's like being, it's like being anti-black making hip hop. It's like, what do you, what do you doing? Yeah, it's like being Tom McDonald, I know.

It's like, what do you do? It's like being Tom McDonald, I know. Do you know what you're? It's like, I hate comic book movies sitting down the middle of venom. Like, ah, man, I hate the EGI. You're giving them too much credit in acting like, yeah, they're clearly not thinking. It's cognitive dissonance, right? They're not thinking.

Look, here's, I'm, I am at a point now where I'm kind of, like, done pretending, like, these are people. Like, I'm just kind of like, I don't know. Like, I've, I've had enough coverage. Look, I've been online for, like, 15 years. A lot of that was, like, political. Yeah. And so I've had a number of years of just communicating with people who are just not smart. And for a while, I'm like, you know, we disagree, whatever.

Right. But it gets to a point where I'm just like, I think I've just crossed. my threshold at this point. Like I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, withstood enough mental, like, fatigue. Like, fatigue. And I'm just like, eh, you're not a person.

I don't know, like, I can't. I'm sorry. Yeah, I just, I'm over it. I get it. I get it. I'm over it. I think conversation is what's necessary, but I think the way it's done. I think it's, the way it's done is it doesn't work. Like, you can't put cameras in people's faces. Well, some people, right? Yeah.

Well, I think most people. Well, okay, cameras, you know, no, no, you're right about the camera thing. Okay. I was thinking about the conversation part. That's actually what I wanted to do. I think it'll work on people if you have a comprehensive conversation. But like that has to happen in a place where people have to be willing to talk about. In a real setting.

In a real setting and also with people who are like connected to reality. Oh, yeah. And that's kind of the issue. It's just like, well, if you're not connected to reality, then we can't talk about anything because I could probably say uga booga and you'd freak the fuck out. Because I've seen it happen. Like people, it happens. People go on like things and they talk about stuff and someone person's like, damn you're kind of right

I haven't seen that in years I've seen it in that whole thing with the guy talking about terrorist stuff like that with Donald Trump that Asian guy and it was oh right because that literally happened in a non-threatening setting what's so annoying about online discourse and

debates is that it's an antagonistic setting and so it is completely useless I actually so every once in a while I log in a TikTok just to see my notifications and I log right back off but it almost always starts with a live stream

that I'm not interested in. It's some stupid bullshit. But this time, it was that kid that was on Jubilee that he was like the woke student versus all the Republicans or Magas or whatever. Dean or whatever's name. Whatever. Yeah, that guy, it was him. He was streaming. I was like, oh, it's that kid.

And I stayed for an hour. Oh, really? He was debating only MAGA supporters. Right. Trump, who was going to vote for Trump. And it was one of those things where my brain shattered because even in there was only one person

in that entire hour that because they didn't want to move forward until you like you need to concede because this is the one thing that they don't do in debates usually it's like you need to concede this point that you were wrong. We can't move forward because usually people just keep trucking forward

and then nothing happens. Oh. And I was like I appreciated that one point. However, that was only one time. Everybody else, they kind of just after a while we're just entertaining the insane scripts that these people had.

Like this, they were like, hey, lady, you don't want to vote for, you basically think women shouldn't have the rights for abortion. You think that they should stay home. Like she's like completely, you know, fucking herself. And her reasoning, when they're asking her, why do you think this specifically? And she kept trying to go to, well, you know, they're teaching these things at school about transit. And they're like, that has not, she wouldn't pivot from it. Oh, dude. And it was like, what do you do with that?

Boy. Dude, wasn't there, isn't Trump going around saying like the kids are going to school and then coming home with surgeries. Yeah. They're coming back. That's happening places. It's happening places. Yeah. You have to be a subhuman level of stupid to believe.

Like, I'm sorry. Like, I don't, I don't know, man. Either really stupid or truly insidious. It's like truly like villainous. People don't believe it. Well, here's, right. Oh, yeah. To agree with that mentality, it's truly stupid or villainous.

People don't want to admit that they're wrong because it's because they're embarrassed. And people are too proud and their egos are too. big and if they admit that they're wrong then they're going to get harassed by the people that they could like they usually agree with. Yeah. I think. And so like it's like going against the end group so no one can ever concede a point at a fear of being

ostracist. It's like reverse cancel culture in a way. What's what you're like? I think that's so I think you're right as people think. I know. It's also inherently so frighteningly stupid. That is so insanely stupid. It's the lowest comment on out of people of course.

But haven't we all gotten to this point, though, where you've just thought for, like, maybe a good minute, and you're like, this isn't real? Like, I find myself doing this way too often, where I, like, sometimes I really do. I'm on the cusp of just like, I really don't think this is real. Like, I just because it's too. I put a gun in my mouth sometimes and I, like, switch it around with my teeth, and I'm like, that.

That's crazy. That's crazy. Edge the trigger. I've learned exactly when it will fire. So I'm like, oh, it's the long barrel of a shotgun with my pinky toxing if I can actually get it done. It really is like, I don't know, man. I know what you mean. But it really is like, I'm just so.

You're jaded. I am jaded. Because it's just like how to like, I have people like, because I tweeted recently because Danica Patrick. Danica Patrick had a thing where she was like, I'm 42 years old or however. I thought she was like way older, but like I guess I thought she was way younger. She was around in like In the 2000.

Yeah. Really? Yes. Dude, go daddy. Like that shit was like the, what is it, the web hosting or whatever the Yeah, something like it was a domain. Domain.

That's it. That was a long time ago. Yeah. So, but she, she tweeted recently like, I never voted before, but I'm, I'm voting this time. And I'm voting for Trump. I'm making merry. And she turns around and she's unfortunately very,

there's a lot of mean comments about how, how not endowed somebody said like I'm blocking you not for your politics but I can't let that flat ass ruin my page I'm just like that is so weird You think her ass got burned off like racing She just skitt it up

She slid out of her 10th car that she trashed She sweated it off And that fucking 125 fucking degree ass So look look at that's crazy Whatever that's mean and dumb But like whatever I quote tweeted with it's like It's just a screenshot of a news report from like years ago that says Danica Patrick has suffered 12 concussions.

And for some reason, it blew up obviously because it's just like a funny, it's a funny juxtaposition. But people are like, oh, so voting Republican makes you stupid, huh? And it's first of all, in my mind, yes. But principally, no. Like, not principally. I think there's a point in time where it's like probably like, I don't even know. Like what? Like fucking when it's, when the messaging is primarily taxes or something.

something where it's just like, I don't want to get tax more. You know what I mean? And that's it, right? I guess. I still think you're uneducated and dumb because they're taking advantage of you. But yeah, well, you would. But like, I mean, I could, I could, that argument is so. Continue. It's the only argument you have, though. Like, say the, uh, it's not I'm working at McDonald's so therefore I care for you or like,

you know what I mean? It's not like the surface level dumb shit. I can agree. Where it's like, there's at least like the policy. Like, if you agree with it, okay but like the thing is like they don't agree they don't agree with what they're voting for like they don't agree like oh i want a fucking tax breaks like okay well you're not gonna get them and then they're like yay it's like you you don't know what you're doing that's what's uh like that's where i have the problem with the the prince of the principality because at the end of

the day how many times can be burned it's like it's like it's it's really people like to be beaten i think i think they have like a like a like a like a like a like a like a like a or something. Abuse complex where they need to be abused in a way that if they're not, their life's too fucking dull. I can't really figure it out to where how could you exist through this many presidencies, these many general elections and they're like, I want lower taxes. And then your people have consistently made taxes higher for us.

Like, I'm like, how do you not feel this? How do you not, even? Like, it's, it's, it's, it's, that's why I keep saying, like, this can't be real. Well, it, yeah. Seems like it's programmed. Like, I mean, like, literally some fucking dickhead is programming this shit. And then for some reason, he hasn't gotten to us yet. He's going to program us soon.

Like, he's taking his time. It's like Sims or something. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe it's viral. I don't know. I don't get it. I don't get it.

The nature of subservience in that group that they try to act like they're such rebellious. And then they like bend over for the cops to fuck them. They bend over every politician. Have, like, deep, violent anal sex with them is fucking insane. to the argument for the taxes, it's like the reason why these taxes exist is to get everybody on the same playing field

and some people just aren't. So that's not even like, these arguments don't equate to someone intelligent being arguing them. It's like what's happening. But here's the thing. If you think, if you believe like in your heart, like okay, we should like let's say,

oh, we should go to war because like what the fuck. You feel like something fucked up is happening. Generally, you know, left leaning you'd be like no. Right. then you'd be like, yeah, right? And that's a principle. You'd be like, there's some, you know, there's shit going on over there. It might be misled.

But it's at least something that, like, oh, I believe, therefore I'll, I believe this, therefore I'm going to vote for the party that's going to do it. You know what I mean? But, like, how can you believe? It's one thing to believe that, like, you know, a country has, like, weapons of mass destruction. That's, like, not unbelievable. You know what I mean? That happens.

So, like, that's whatever. You're misguided, but, like, I can see that. You can see how do you believe that your kid goes to school and comes, you know what I mean? Like there's a reality break literally where it's like that not only is that not true, but it's physically impossible. It is impossible. I see what you're saying. You're saying that aside from the fact that they're wrong in their beliefs, you can see how the train of thought could get from point A to point B. Of course.

It's one thing to, opposed to them like, because the weapons of mass destruction in the Middle East was really dumb. It was really dumb. Well, in certain countries. It was, where we went. It was not a smart. It was like that. But you can see how being, you can see how you can get from point to point B where these people are sounding. So let me put it this way.

It's connected to reality. You know what I mean? There's a groundedness. Do you remember when Jordan Peterson got onto the scene? Yeah. He made such a stink about, oh, yeah, right. He made such a stink about Bill C-16 that many people, even normal people had no reason not to believe him because like why would anybody be this wrong about something?

Like he's he's he's he's so sure that this is happening and unfortunately the opposition that was there they nobody was saying that's not true. They were just like fuck you, you're an idiot. And unfortunately that's not good enough to convince somebody of like, oh, that's not what it is. So Bill C-16, so weapons of mass destruction, for example, you can be like, they're over there. We got to go get them. And then they sound so sure of themselves.

Colin Powell, all those motherfuckers, they're so, so sure of themselves, and you're like, oh, okay. And so, but to Chris's point, the, the fucking audacity to just say out loud, they're turning the kids trans at school? Like, there's a fucking, an OR,

there's an operating room in school. Yeah, yeah, it's in the gym. In the gym, it's underneath the fucking, basketball, who. The bleachers, man. Yeah, under the bleachers. They unfolded, and it's a fucking, the laboratory tech comes out,

and he's like, it's let's go. So crazy. Yeah, and it's, I don't know, it's, it's the mental caliber of the people who would be like,

oh, well, he worked at McDonald's. He seems like a real every man. It's like, you are actually so stupid. Did you see Emma Viglin? I was so disappointed with the majority report

because she's right, but I was just like, you also shouldn't, I wish you wouldn't say this. What she said? She was just saying, man, this,

this McDonald's stunt was brilliant politics. And I'm like, it's only brilliant because people are that stupid to make it brilliant. Right. Yeah, it's a low bar for, It makes me mad that she's even acknowledging it because I'm like, could you, I want you to just be like, no, I want you to stay focused and be like, this is so fucking stupid that anyone would believe anyone, because we all thought Trump got a million dollars as a loan. Right. Remember he said small loan of a million dollars?

Oh yeah, yeah. We thought that was already absurd enough. Yeah, yeah. Then he lied. A little bit more. Then he lied. Then he lies again. Yeah, but we didn't, we already, we didn't, we didn't, we didn't, we didn't, we didn't, we didn't.

We didn't, we didn't, we didn't, we didn't, we didn't, we didn't, we didn't, we didn't, we didn't. a small loan was already funny enough. We were like, oh, a small loan of a million. Okay, dude. And then we got hundreds of millions. No, it's just 400 times that. Yeah. So to think that this guy that got 400 million dollars to start his fucking business venture

would ever step foot in a McDonald's to work anything unless he knows he's fucked if he doesn't win. And the fact that people can't fucking figure that shit out, because like, think about it. Just if you're even the dumbest person on earth, why would, if you had... No, apparently not. though. Apparently not, no, Derek. That's the thing. See, that's, but see, that's where I'm like, it's, uh, it gets. That's, that's where it turns into the, what I said. That's where I start getting like, I'm like, I start reverting back to him like, no, this isn't real. I'm telling

you. Guys, believe me. This is a fucking video game. It's, it feels fake. Our culture is, our culture is, our culture is fucked. I think, I think, I think American culture genuinely has gotten fucked. I think we, I think we've let foreign, foreign things, not people. get on board clarify things not people we've let so many things divide us as a mentality as a people that I think we are fucked

we cannot come back anymore I don't think America will ever be a united front again unless we go to war What's the hell marry that can get us united aliens? Trans aliens

Trans aliens wait but with the that's so much grander than you understand progressives would they be a little bit do you think they'd be a little bit reluctant to fight them since they're trans

no I think I think they would be like I'd shoot an alien in the face. If it's not sexy, I'm killing it. If it's not sexy, I'm killing it. I'm sorry. Yeah, that's a good quote. If it's not sexy, I'm killing.

Yeah, that's crazy. I don't know. No, what do you think? Like, someone who's not xenophobic, though. You know, because you're actually extraterrestrial phobic. I don't know. I think xenophobic. Mass effect changed my perspective immensely about aliens.

But like, say, so I'm talking about, say, people. So technically, if these aliens are trans, are they marginalized aliens? No. You guys are... So they're just trans in nature? Yeah. Like, that's just what they do. That's just what they are.

Okay. Derek and Chris, you guys are, you guys are throwing out concepts so whimsically that are so much bigger. And trans alien means so much more than we can really understand. Explain it to me. Because I can't. That's why I can't get my head around all of it. What do you mean? It's very simple.

It's a true. Think about trans, but alien. Yeah. Yeah. It's okay. So if aliens don't have the same. And now they have a dutop. Yes, stupid.

But how hard is that? If an alien, if fucking an alien, right? They're a blo. But they identify as, that's heavy. It's heavy shit. But if you fucking alien, right? Yeah. And you have no clue what,

there's not even same genders over there. But like, can you be gay if you fucking alien? No. Like fucking Garis. technically is that gay? Yes, only because they have a dick and balls. That he does? Yes.

Yes. Dude, Crogans have four testicles. Four. Is that the thing? Wait, no. Well, he's not, Garis is not a Krogan. No, but I'm just saying. He's a, he's a, in the same galaxy.

Yeah. In the same galaxy, right? Like, if the Krogan's have dick and balls, like the Turyans have dick and balls, well, you're assuming that. Well, you can. Very likely, yes. But you can, Femm-Sep can fuck Garis. Is it not a strap on involved?

It's not a fucking, it's not a tool. It's no tool. Gares has some gash. It's like, I don't know, man. But like, all I could say is like, I think that these arguments are like really, I want to have them because I really hope there are people that we can hopefully like, grab someone, at least one or two people are like, hey, maybe I'm tripping. I think it's a lot. I think it's a lot of guys. But the people that are already on their sides are kind of already on their sides.

They're on their sides. And look, there are in real world settings, for sure, many times this has actually happened. I have had conversations throughout the years with people and they weren't hostile. So meaning that they weren't set in stone. It wasn't like I was listening to a podcast and one of the co-hosts, cognitive dissonance, he was cycling with some people. One of the guy, it was a new group of people he just ran into and started cycling with them. One of the guys was this hardcore maga fucking just, you know, unshakable.

he was the one I started bringing up politics so they weren't talking about it and those people of course you can't change their fucking minds they're in the deepest darkest cult that is possible and that's the ones that are always trying to bark at you but people that are casual like oh well I heard this thing

like you know they listen to Joe Rogan so they're like oh I heard this thing and you can be like if they were like oh man I heard that they were doing some crazy shit to the you know the kids at school and then if you go like this and like hey man have you thought about that like do you even think that's possible like how that would even be possible to do like you know that they would have to have operating tools there'd have to

be surgeons in the school they make teachers buy books they make you buy your own books right right they have a state of the art medical facility that's doing like some of the most cutting edge new kind of surrogens in the fucking world it's it is too stupid to treat I'm sorry I understand totally get what you're saying right I know what you're saying too like it's there are people that you can reach, but like, it's just like, man, I... It's the same argument you know. People, people are saying, man, the left really got to you. It's like, no, man, it's the opposite.

I spent so much time talking to you people. Like, you, like the right leaning people where they're just like, they casually throw out this insane shit. It's like, oh yeah, there's a lizard fucking person. And I'm just like, I can't, how am I, you're a four-year-old watching Saturday morning TV. Yeah. And we're not the same. We're not the same. I don't like feeling like I'm doing this superiority thing.

Like, we, I am. At a certain point, at a certain point, it's dishonest for me to be like, I'm not superior to you. You're right. I'm sorry. I don't think. You're right. I think the case is that like, I just can't treat you like I treat an adult. I treat, I would treat them like I would treat like a cat or something. It's like, that's cute. Oh, look at you. Man, I, I, I, I, I, look at how independent. I want. That's amazing. Did you, did you have an apartment? That's great. Like, and it's condescending, but it's real. Look, I want, I want it. I always want to be charitable, but at a certain point, like, you're 100% right. You can't do it. It's like even where a lot of people still are respectful towards, you know, religion.

And I've crossed the threat because unfortunately, and I'm not trying to get into a big thing right now, but I know the ground root cause of everything literally is religiosity. It is 100% why people are able to be controlled and doctrinated to be so stupid. when you just look at man I'm one of the few people that I know as far as I mean personally actually I'm the only person I know personally as in a net of like podcasters and people like that I have I know I have sat through with the Bible front to back I have to back I have too but I just don't no you have yes I have no I have vacation Bible school I would do that they don't do that in Bible school they don't go front to back unfortunately no time out time up wait wait unfortunately for seven day Adventist unfortunately for seven day Adventist unfortunately would our stupid-ass culture they do. And that is why I literally went through the whole process. I do not believe. I feel like that is true. I knew seven-day advantage. That is literally, the only reason, the only reason why I, the only reason I would question that at all is because it is hard to control people if you go through the whole thing because of all the same. But that's, but that's what sets the spark in me, be like, oh, I can't follow religion. And how, but how many

years of that? Because you know what I'm saying? By the time I was like 16, I was kind of out of it. I was just not disrespectful to people that. I'm just saying like when, when people, Because a lot of times, and look, you could be telling the truth, but I've had people, I've had people. The problem is I have people that will say shit like this to me, and I know they're lying. So my, my need, my, my, but the thing is this, right? I'm saying it and I agree with you. Right. That's the thing.

It's like, most people would say, like, I went through the Bible back and forth. It's like, yeah, but, and then you can't, like, you can't look deeper than the fact that these things are all fabricated that we existed well before these. Like, I am with you on that, right? Like I understand that faith in the Bible, it gave me certain things that I appreciate, right? But also, a lot of people can't take the good from the situation and they turn into using it to control people. I think that's the problem. That's the problem. A lot of people don't have the ability to be able to think for their own.

I think it's religion itself. I do think, but I think like that religion doesn't help that situation at all. It is the foundation of how our cultures became like this. It is the absolute 100%. I think it's also just natural. Before religion? No, because it wasn't happening before religion. It would happen.

It's happening now outside of religion. So like I don't think. What's outside religion? What are you talking about? What is that? I think that's what the Trump shit is. I think people have found, I think people who are otherwise not Christian have found like, oh, my God,

Trump is my fucking savior and deity. Like people treat like, people are inherent. Right. Some of them are. Right. But they're not religious for a religion. You know what I'm saying? They're zeal.

They're still zealids, but they're not religious zealots. No, but that is religious. that is religiosity. I think you guys are misunderstanding what I'm saying. No, I think it doesn't, I'm not saying it is, it literally doesn't matter what religion it is. Right. It is what religion does to people. And it's not like, oh, it Christianity, like, I didn't even say that. It's literally how people deify shit to control people. Right. That has been, that is how all this started. And then after a while, people turn stories into, you know, into these deities. Right. But like, that is the. fundamental cause of this is the foundation of why people are so easily you know

it made sense back in the day we had no answers to anything so people made shit up right for I think particularly Abrahamic religions particularly they have a different stand for it particularly them what Abrahamic religions are the ones that are particularly led to the modern problems

like in particular though well it's a different because like even like Islam is a fucking major problem are you saying Abraham so you say Abraham it though the big ones are like like the lead top of it. Are you talking about it in a comparative point to like, like, Native Americans kind of thinking about like the spirit of the wind or whatever.

Yeah, like more polytheistic ancient religions that are pre. Well, thinking like a lot of, a lot of, they're not as, they're not as, get me wrong with this. You can probably go through those and find problems like people like

worshiping gods of like war and slaughter. So that they should go out there and slaughter people. It wasn't as, so it wasn't as, it wasn't as controlled. And there was the cultures spread around the world that all had their pagan deities. And they were doing their things.

They all had their own small communal problems. And then you started having imperialism and conquest. And so they started using that tool of religion, you know, whatever one it was. Yeah. As the main. But my whole point, I was getting so far away from what I was trying to say. I was saying like reading the shit back of like reading and understanding how fucking insane this is and then knowing like what it is. And you understand how we get to where we are. Like when you talk about the trans stuff at school or whatever the fuck.

Yeah, yeah. If they can believe the, yeah. Like, people, we have been, we have been too, and this is the thing, we've been too soft on this shit. Unfortunately, and I have no proof of this, but do you remember Atheism Plus? A little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do remember. No, no, no. It's like a streaming service.

Yo, Atheism Plus is a streaming service, is hilarious. I mean, that is awesome. I wish that's what it was. is bro like so there was no dude that's perfect we should start it I mean subscribe to avies a what is it what is it just like it's just Derek doing this it's just it's just

he's um you're gonna do like the 700 you would say you would get not a lot of money but you would get devout a good little you would get the reverse 700 club yeah yeah we'll have a Ricky Jervais stand up double zero it's just Ricky Jervais stand up Sam Harris's podcast

It'd be 007 The 007 Club What's another Doublehood? It's so dumb You would get sued in with Liby You would get killed By 007

What would be a particularly Like, I'm trying to think of like a particularly Like if we're trying to Like get a streaming service Off the ground called atheism plus Like what even is there to Ancient aliens?

No, that's exactly what they don't want I don't know It's not God You know what I mean? Yeah, but they Well, it's it's it's pretty much god and all that shit it's cool it's like it's interesting it's cooler it's but pretty much all their explanations are like yeah all the deities are they're just aliens but they're

got like they're it's the same thing they're essentially god still they're god like but they're aliens yeah and i was just like all right this is this is this is dragon ball is i don't find with that they were like um you know the story of um you know the story of um of saddam mora and like after it's destroyed and it's like all right don't look back you're going to turn into a pillar of salt like this in the Bible and people like what do you mean I believe this son of is that what is that son of mcumar it's uh it's uh there are gardens the guys no they're in the guinea force no no no sodom and gomorrah in the dad they're not a part of the freezer force get it right the guinea was their own group no it was before the there was see nobody knows

that there was a original gini see there was captain can you had an entire squad slaughtered and you don't know that this is the 2.0 salt this is he switched his body i thought about this He switched his body with each and every one of the original Ganyu Force got AIDS in each of their bodies and switched back. That is diabolical. That is, but I was thinking about this far along. I was like, I was playing Dragon Ball yesterday. I was playing Sparkham Zero again. And I was like, what species is Rokum?

What? That's a strong, big ass nigger that no one's really talked about like. Is he not a saying? I thought he was just dumb. He's a dude. No, isn't he like kind of like, what's the shade of his? He doesn't. He had a little bit of olive thing.

There's a little like. Isn't there almost a little bit? almost like the lightest shade of orange on him too. Isn't he just a teeny bit like... He has color to his skin and he has orange hair. Yeah, he definitely has orange hair, but like I feel like his tint is almost on the level. I need to look at him again. You ever wondered why young Goku's like really tan?

You ever wondered that? Like, my boyfriend is like, why is he so tan when he's young? There's less skin. He's on the sun all the time, man. It's less skin. Like, there's like as you grow older, the tan disperses. You know what's crazy? One of my cousins is like that.

she is significantly lighter shade now than when she wasn't she was a kid she's way darker. Yeah. Well, I mean, that could happen especially depending on just where do you live? Here. But like how often do you go out? I mean, you know what I mean? I feel like, I feel like, dude, when I used to bike,

when I used to cycle, when I used to bike. Of course you'd be much dark. Dude, I was fucking African. You are now still. I mean, I was, no, I was, people would look at me and be like, oh, that dude you, you came here recently. What do you free from? And I'm like, Ghana

I'm from I'm from Lagos and Nigeria You should just say I'm from Somalia And I'm from Somalia and I'm from Somalia and then I Pull out a fucking pirate sword I pull out a fucking

The song starts playing I pull out a cutlass Oh so apparently Rekum Rekum's race he's a mutant What? Yeah Unnamed the unnamed race Of the Guinea Force member of Rekum

Other members of this race appear as enemies in the video game Dragon Ball Super Sand. Was he manufactured? Yeah, so I guess he was just like... He's a big fucking strong dude, man. I was like, what is he doing this walking around? It makes sense because he's just big and dumb, you know? So like...

He's simple. He's not dumb. There's other ones too, apparently. He's dumb. He's dumb. He's dumb. He's dumb. He's dumb.

What you call it? Goku, hold on. Real quick. Before I, I lose my theory. And then we'll get right back to Dragon Ball. because we were talking about atheism plus our new streaming service yeah yeah yeah i just i wanted to ask you if you remembered that because um there was the whole atheist movement yeah i remember a little bit yeah and then atheism plus or whatever

uh that was when they started incorporating um other egalitarian issues that had like feminism and stuff like that and the whole movement just exploded into this band because it was right around the whole shdbw shit yeah and i was like i had a theory that i'm like did because it that atheism movement was working like exceptionally well on YouTube where all that religious content was being destroyed by atheist content by tens of millions of views like over and it almost felt like because you know the Christian oligarchs have a shitload of money of course and I was like I think motherfuckers were I have no proof of this but with the type of money to throw

around I was like kind of like with the rush of shit I was like I think they paid people to fucking destroy it because it literally once that plus thing happened it completely destroyed the movement so the point where people got completely divided and there was people being very gun-ho and hostile about where like why would you why the fuck is anybody being hostile about this shit like we can they already on your side the atheism people weren't anti-feminist i think that's too uh it's it seems like that but then you have edward gregorian paying these fucking people in tenant like how much of a stretch is it really it's not that much of a stretch I just I just think it can also just be explained by just people just being too stupid for their own good I agree I mean that's my

that's my that's my normal position that is ackham's razor to me however my ockham's razor would have been that too about Tim pool and all them right until there was the definitive proof that like allegedly I guess because as it because I saw some cunt saying it doesn't have been proof in court and I was like okay so if you saw someone saw someone shoot someone in the face would to be like, well, wasn't improved in court yet, so I don't know if it actually happened. That's what's so weird. He already admitted it. What makes it crazy is that.

I fucking hate these people, man. What makes it so insane, right? It makes that so wild. Is that like, what, why would Russia pay the people that are in the best interests of this country? Would Russia give money to people that would pay people that have the best interests? Oh, yeah, of course. What do you mean? Russia loves the United States.

Would Russia do that? Or would they pay people to acquire people they know that are fucking misinforming people? Like, can I just say, can I say this? Can I say this? Can I say this? Can I say this? Can I say this? It is, this is what I mean by like the, we're not in the same reality. Is that because like this can news can come out, right? And then Tim Poole and Dave Rubin will literally go out, be like, I had no idea this was happening. Right? Or they'll be like, they'll be like, oh, this is clear. This is true. I didn't know though. Like that's their. defense and then people will be like well there's no proof that it happened it's like motherfucker if anybody was going to deny that this happened wouldn't it be the people involved in the fucking thing directly yeah why are you defending something that even the people that you're defending aren't defending yeah and so like you're you're so far gone you're incompatible with the world around you and you should magic a ball dude it's like shaking a magic eight ball

dude it's like you're fucking gay and you ask them what time is it and then you shake it again it's like nah you're mad gay bro then you shake it again and it's like nah do for real you're this gay stop. It's like a bunch of fucking, it's like a bunch of Joe Biden's walking around. Like fucking like, what time,

what day? It's all of them. Where is it? It's like, maybe that's why they hate them so much. Yeah, like they see like the dementia. They're like,

is that me? Is that what I'm going to be in like two minutes? They're like, wait, I do that. That's crazy. He thinks he's him. Dude,

that's, yeah, that's, it's amazing. It's, look, man, all you can do is at the end of day,

try your best to smile and laugh it off. Yeah. And bury your head and, content that you enjoy. I can't wait for the election to be over so then we can kind of like... I can't watch UFC anymore without it. You're actually, you're actually you're completely right. What was named? Strickling?

What's his name? Yeah, Sean Strickland. That nigga is right. Look, I don't want to talk about it. Like, he'd beat the fuck out of me. He'd beat the living shit out of me. Of course he would. But also, I would hope I'd have a pistol.

But like it is it. Yeah, they're ruining. You're right. The UFC's been ruined by this year. One hundred sure right. I actually went to read a review about, uh, Assassin's Cream Mirage because it just released on Steam. Oh, it just came out already?

Yeah, it's on Steam. It's 25 bucks right now. Oh, Marize. Marage. No, not black, uh, shadows. What's it called? Black shadows. It's nothing to do it black.

Wait, it's shadows. It's just nothing. I mean, shadows are black. They are black. There can be white shadows. No. Yeah. Oh, my, no, stop, stop, go, go, go, go, go.

I had a flashback. I felt like I was talking to one of them. That's what I was just like, go. I don't want to get sucked into it. Um, white shadow. I was reading one of the reviews. And then, Here comes this guy who's obviously trolling,

but still you know that he's brain broken by the culture war. He's like, um, this game sucks. Not enough representation. As you know, it's just in like what fucking Baghdad or what other fuck. And he's just being all fucking.

Yeah, it's like ironic. Ironic. And I'm just like, can I go anywhere without like, because like even when there isn't a problem with the game, you have to create some type of issue. Like it needs to be like the fact that there isn't a problem.

is in and of itself a reference to the fact that there would be a problem if it was if this wasn't the game it's horrible man I think discourse in general has gotten so bad like not even just from like not even just from like a political angle like literally every video like I think but it is because of a point

no but that's not even what I'm saying I'm saying like just outside of that in ways that like I don't even necessarily connect to politics it's like you'll go through it I remember look I've been on YouTube for a long time and I remember the YouTube comments have never been like a particularly like you know amazing place to be right but people used to but when you would make a video about like if I made a video about like

I don't know a video game like in 2014 or whatever people would be in the comments talking about it you know they would be like agreeing disagreeing sometimes people call you an asshole or like oh your opinion sucks yeah or whatever yeah but there would be people discussing it yeah now it's like if you go into the YouTube comments for any video it's the same 18 jokes over and over again It's people like competing to be the funniest person in the fucking room. Yes. And it is, it's so lame. It's so dumb.

TikTok, fine. The internet. It'll be like, it'll be like a quote from the video and it'd be like, um, uh, the atheism plus is a streaming service is crazy. You know what I mean? And that's the entire discourse. Yeah. I think on podcast, thank God it's better because there's just so much. There's so much.

Yeah. But like on like a normal video, it's just like a quote from the video is a quote from video, uh, a hyphen is crazy or like bro is really fucking you know bro's wearing a hat yeah that's how I talk in real life you can even do a call-d-action real life that's our friend Jake he's like he's like slightly younger than us he is yeah he's slightly younger than us like I know like what is he 22 23 24 maybe he's too he's 24 he's 24 and I I think I made himself cautious about you did you're at the house and you did that I was like dude stop

It's like we were watching videos And he would Comment on the on the videos that we were watching But like people under a certain age Always comment on content In the form of like a suggested caption So it's like if like they were like they're suggesting A meme to be created about the thing that they're watching

Yeah And I pointed out And so every time like I remember the last time he left I was like Bro's really leaving Damn I can't help it You crushed his spirit

I don't to have a good time, too. I can't help it because it's so funny. Once I noticed it, I couldn't not notice it. Yeah. You know? I don't know, man. People, everyone wants to be the funniest.

I don't think that's bad necessarily. I blame concentration for that. Looking for clicks and stuff because the thing. For clicks in real life. Yeah. It's fucking weird, man. The way that, yeah, people behave in that way. Obviously, the people that are like, you know how gunslingers are so fast.

Now they're like that with recording too. Yeah. Where me, I still kind of fumble. I'm like, oh, shit. And I got out. Oh, yeah, yeah. But these motherfuckers are just like, Pion.

And then it's just, it's just, it's filming before the shit even happened. Making guns. Why does making gun ricochet sounds feel racist? Well, you know. Where are we at? I mean, are we at? Because it makes us think about the, you know, the Sal Boys. It makes us think about like Arizona.

It makes us think about Nevada. I think about Asians. Because of the naming convention. Oh my God. One of the oldest things. That's like fucking that one. That's like, oh, how do Chinese people name their kids? It's that joke.

It's very much more. When I first, when I first, only but a goody, you know. When I first heard that joke, I was confused because I knew Aden's name to Michael, Christopher, Robert, Brian, Martin. And then, but then that was like, this is really funny. You didn't watch TV or anything? You didn't know any like. Obviously, there was like. He wasn't allowed to watch TV.

He was a seven-day advantage. That's true. Literally Friday night I couldn't watch TV. It was murder. All he did was just read the bomb and get molested. Unfortunately. My family, too. Yo, what?

That is the most common. Your family. I'm sorry about this king. That is a bad kiddle. That is crazy. My bad. No, but I just, I didn't, I don't know, man. Like prejudice didn't hit me in.

until I got like older. I was like, this is like, he found prejudice late and he was like all about it. Of course. Yeah, this is amazing.

This is a late. I was thinking this stuff, but I never could put it to words. It's like people who decide to get it to Magic the Gathering when they're 31. It's just like, I missed out. And it's like,

yeah, you, yeah, you did. Yeah. They go so hard too. They like, they spend like all their money. Like, they go way too hard.

Right, right. Because they didn't get involved in it at a time where they had to be conservative with their money. Oh, yeah. So now they're all fucked up And it's it's all ruined They're not fucked up

They're just they're adults And they're like I already got my house And they're like Might as well fucking What do you mean They already have their house Who the fuck you think I'm talking about?

This is I'm not talking about adults From 50 years ago Yeah Talking about adults today Who absolutely do not have houses Unfortunately not Because I'm thinking about my neighbors You know

My neighbor fucking Joel You should kill him Joel Miller And uh he was in his 30s Brand new house My mom House You know

Everybody like It's just thinking about all of them like around our, around my age, house, house, house. I genuinely have one friend who has a house. Yeah, me too. One. One person has a house. Yeah.

But, you know, they probably, you know, money. I mean, he had, he had a college fund. So you didn't have to worry about that show when he was in. Exactly. There's a college funds. Well, yeah, his parents put away money early. His parents gave them money. His parents got out of my house too.

I would never put money to my kids. I know this. I know, because that's the only, the only, literally the only people I know, this is how confident I am this. literally the only people I know that have houses my age, their parents had a hand in it. Their parents got them a house. Like generational wealth is a,

that is one of the craziest stat bonuses that you can have. Yeah. It's generational wealth. It's the, it's the best one other than being like, I don't know. I think, let me ask you this. What's the best bonus to have?

Let me ask you this. Would you, okay, thought experiment. Would you rather have objective generational wealth to the point where your family's been here for like ages, right? And so there's like a lot of property involved or, uh, no legs. So, so, so what happens is, uh, I'm just not going to answer that. That's just so insane. That's like the fucking the kids at the border.

They're doing the kids at the border thing. It's like, what are you, what are you talking about? I can't have this kind of thing. Would you trade your legs for generational wealth? That, okay. Okay, you said or have a little. I know, I know. Okay. I thought it was funny if I asked it wrong.

But like, would you trade your legs for generational? Like, is generational wealth more valuable than your legs could be? I think so, objectively. I think technically it is. I just, I just would not want to not have legs. My legs are the only good part of me, man. That's the only. Oh, really?

Yeah. Is that what you feel? Well, like, my, like, just genetically, like, it's the only genetic advantage I have of like. Right, right. If my legs were gone, like, I'm fucking done, dude. Can you have long legs at least? Do you have long legs relative? Dude, I have, my torso is like, like, like,

that I have these insane thighs and then, like, my, my, my, my, the bottom of my legs look small comparatively. People are like, oh, you got chicken legs. And I'm like, dude, you don't understand. I'm just fucking caked up, bro. My fucking thighs are just probably 80 pounds each. Like, I can't do anything about that. I have the opposite.

My torso is long as far. Fuck. Yeah, I've lung. I'm Kingston's height sitting down. I have crazy long legs. That's my thing. I haven't seen long legs. That's because my mom had really long legs.

That's about it. I don't know. The bitch died, but like, I don't know. The bitch said that. I don't know. Did they take her legs and give them to you?

Yeah. As an infant? Yeah. I was one with full grown legs. Yeah. And then you grew into them. Yeah. That's insane.

You imagine that fucking yearbook photo? That is so terrified. Oh my God. Yeah. Just like, like legs like this. sitting in the fucking desk Yeah, you're sitting at the desk

with your knees up to your head fucking is that They went a little kid They take the picture like this And it's just adult legs Oh man Anyway, what else? Oh, we wanted to talk about

I'm most curious about this I want to get to questions earlier But I do want to What's this review tech USA thing? I don't know We got to talk about I don't know anything about this The fall of review tech USA

So you know who he is at least right? Yeah, I remember I think I did I don't think I did videos I think I had a call or two with him a while a long time ago I remember liking him I remember he was like chill

at some point it's interesting because I saw a weird video by the way of him in the mall that I used to work at The one by our home? Yeah the one like Was that when he was yelling at the saying something about the quartering or whatever?

Yeah he yelled the quartering is a bitch in a mall and I'm like that's I worked there and I remember this by the way that mall is unreasonably popular like in social media I've seen a lot of people live over there I think that's why there was that meme too of like the broken

like when you're going towards the movie theater they have like these like almost like like electric signs or whatever and it was broken and somebody was like hitting it and like they were promoting like an album it was like a weird meme and I was like that's what that fucking movie theater what the fuck why is this mall so represented

like in random internet content how many people I had no idea that he was even over there I actually had no I had no idea Like he's a graphic location Right But dude that he would be close enough To the mall that I worked at is crazy

Like that's I mean there you go I don't live I didn't live in New York City But I feel like that's probably There's probably people that live outside of it But then they want to be like In the vicinity Yeah it's just weird Because that's basically how I would be

That mall sucks also There's a lot of people that I remember that mall very vaguely And nothing about it is a good memory It sucks it's not a good mall That's what also confuses me But like yeah Yeah whatever

It just probably lives by the way. But I wanted to bring that up because I just thought like, what the fuck? I got, I would get my lunch when I worked at Sears at that fucking deli that he's screaming at. Yeah, and nobody cared. One by the Wendy's? Yeah. Yeah, the deli, Italian deli or whatever. Oh my God.

That place is ass. I mean, whatever. We'll continue. Yeah, so, VTech USA has been around for a very long time. And I started watching him probably like 2014 or something. 2013. Yeah, it's me too, I think around that time. He didn't have any, he was first just doing like, oh, it would just be gaming footage

and he would just be doing commentary over it and talking about like tech or games or whatever. And that was it. I was like, oh, serviceable. Then stuff started to get weird. This was kind of probably the telltale of like who this person is because he had, there was a couple of different instances. The first one was this guy, Big Cheese. He got into beef with this guy named Big Cheese.

Big Chief was a content creator trying to, He was trying to advertise on Rich and other people's channel. And so he went to Rich and he was like, Rich Rivetech, he was said his name. And he went to Rich and he was like, hey, man, I'll give you a PC if I can advertise on your channel. And they agreed to a certain time length, but then long story short,

Rich didn't honor it all the way because he felt like he wasn't getting enough out of it, even though they already agreed to the terms. It was like the PC and $200. And then he didn't want to give the $200. He didn't want it. It was just turned into a whole. fucking thing. It turned into a huge thing to where I remember this vividly. This is when I was

fucking an accountant at an RV dealership and I was just like not doing my job and just watching like this beef unfold because all these bots and these trolls started fucking with them because he was just being a dickhead. So these people called the Big Cheese Crusaders popped up and they started making all these channels. This is such an unserious world. Dude, because they started making all these different channels review China, USA, review inward, you know, hard art. USA. Dude, it was funny as a lot. Wait, it was review tech

Review China USA? People were just Why don't review tech China? Because it's not trying to be. Oh, that bothers me. Review hardar USA. I mean, like they're not trying to be That's gas. Like, dude, that

was out of all of them, that was my favorite. It's me. The review name. That's crazy. It's a white man. There was like review hell USA. It was just there is so it was right. There's a lot of them. So many. of them. This was like really funny. He finally conceded. All right, whatever. People kind of forgot about it. But then

he had another instance where he tried to screw over New Egg. And he basically, he bought a, like, it was like an RTCX like 720 or something. It was like forever ago, right? And he turns out he didn't really want it. But it came with like a game that you could, you know, a code. And I guess he probably used it, but he tried to pretend like he didn't. So he sent it back. And then they're like, hey, where's the co? And he was like, I attached it to the outside. I don't know what happened to it. You know, like, who does that?

That's not real. Like, he clearly used it and he was just trying to pretend. He makes a video as if he's the fucking victim. And everyone's like, Rich, you're a fucking retard. You use the thing. And then you're trying to get a full refund, even though you're not returning the full product. That's so weird. So it was just these little things that people kind of overlooked that like, oh, you know, to what I'm building.

to that he does, there's these things that he does that are like, people are like, what the fuck is going on? But, uh, no one largely gave a shit about him. He was just doing his own thing. He hit a million subs. Good for him. Uh, until he had a falling out with his editing, um, his friend and his editor, some guy named Jay Hooft. And, uh, they had like a, uh, a beef publicly online. And basically what happened was Rich started to get a little bit, um, you know, it happens to everybody. A lot of people, they just, oh, their numbers start declining. And so we start seeing, like, I have a million sub-channel, but I'm averaging like maybe 15,000, 20,000 views per video, and that's not a lot. And so he's trying all these different things. Turns out he

wants to kind of just quit. He fucking basically fires the editor. And the editor was like, that's fine, just give me the money that's owed. And then again, like with the big cheese thing, with the new egg thing, he's like no and then until jay goes public about everything and then he has to give it and then from there that's when he became a locale and now all these fucking weirdos like that that stream and they just react to like locales like you know Ethan ralph and dsp and wings of redemption all those people they started to fuck with rich and rich went insane like to the point where long story short He ended up deleting his one million sub-channel. And it had a little bit of passive income, you know.

Yeah, that's nothing. That's not nothing. Yeah, it's things that would have paid his bills. And he's not a rich person. He lives with his parents. He has three kids. He has a whole life's been on display. He's put it out himself.

He lives with his parents with three children? Yeah. And the thing is, and you know, how? Because he, look, this guy, I'm skipping over a lot of thing, problematic things about this guy that none of us knew until, you know, you know the neurodivergent types they started compiling all of his stuff he started streaming he started a streaming channel and he all he does is just get high burp and play a clapping fucking soundboard and he would just literally watch uh dsp content a dark side fill content and just shit on him and people started catching

like the stuff that he was doing there was one time where he was streaming his mom came in the room you can't see her but she was like hey like you know your daughter she's like she she she needs you like she she screaming she can't go to bed and this motherfucker's like i can't i'm streaming i'm fucking like it was like one of those things where even in the chat they're like bro go check on your daughter what's what the fuck like we'll be here and then he fucking tries to act like we all didn't see that shit and he's like oh you're all lying a team star that what is that locale podcast they have with the boogie oh uh locoq locolle live i think is literally yeah that's it yeah locale live they were shitting on him about all that stuff and rich was like you're all lying

and then everyone's like, we all saw the clip, Rich. So people were starting to kind of see that this guy is like kind of not well because he kept snaking people. He kept like doing things that were antithetical to real life, I guess, where people were all documenting it and seeing the stuff he's docks people. He's went after people with this, there was this cyber company. This guy went to prison that he hacked into a, uh, He walked into a hospital, got a coat, and hacked into some shit just to prove.

He was one of those people like, look at how easily I infiltrated your shit. I have security team that will protect you. He went to fucking prison for that. Because obviously you can't just do that, right? But that guy reached out to Rich and was like, if you ever need anything, you know, we can help you out. And he tried to use that to fuck with some of his detractors, some guy named Review Hell USA. And so people were like, this guy is going off the deep in where he's trying to employ these type of people. unfortunately now he has the bad father rap because they saw that one stint

this girl that he had an off and on relationship came out of nowhere and started shitting on him saying that like this guy while he was with his pregnant fiancee was trying to invite me to this convention and all this stuff and so much shit has started to crescendo to the point where he's like had a fucking middle breakdown screaming talking about like all this stuff saying he's going to sue everybody delete his fucking channel all of his fans that were still there were like what the fuck is wrong with you, dude. Like, at least just don't use it.

Leave it alone and then just stream or something. And it's still going on right now. Like, right now it's like well documented. And it's one of those things that like I wish I can do justice. But I can only, you know, I don't want to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It would have to be an entire podcast. That's a whole thing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is. So I'm trying to just compact. So real quick, repeat all that. I wasn't listening. Yeah. So in 1993, I don't know anything about it. That shit's crazy.

It is. Why the fuck would you do? I just don't, I just don't, I did see that. One million subs. Well, yeah. I mean. Yeah. Yeah.

Look, if, why do you have a kid if you live with your parents? Because people don't take children seriously. I have, I've been, I've been personally having this conversation with my girlfriend a lot right now about children. And I'm just like, look, dude, until we are at the, are at a point where we are both. Human. Not only physically, but mentally healthy, I'm not having a child. I'm just not budging on.

Like I'm not budging. I'm not doing that because I think you, I think the greatest cardal sin other than literally raping somebody is having a child that cannot be taken care of. I think those are the two greatest wrongs you can do in the world. I'll put that like third, like, you know, murder. And then I'd say, rape murder. Murder. Murder is tied.

I think murder is tied with that. I mean, I think murders on that list to be honest. There's some people where it's just like, well, I mean, so. Killing somebody and murdering somebody different. That's why. Oh, I guess so. Yeah, yeah. Like, killing someone is one thing.

Murdering someone is insidious. Murder is kind of a stretch. It's the same thing to me. But I still, but I still put having a child that's essentially just ruining a life that didn't have to come here. Yeah. Yeah. So it's just like I'm like very much like until we work on X, Y, and Z we're not having a child. And she's like, I agree with that.

And I'm like, all right, cool. That's like a very big, like a very big thing. Because growing up where I grew up, I'm going to show your kid. I'm going to show your kid. TikTok brain rot every single day. It might be over it by the time they get older

but this is really like I saw this too much growing up I don't want anymore Then they'll find comfort in it Yeah They'll have comfort food They'll like go like Do the regularity they'll be like

I gotta listen I want to do that Toilet A fucking skittity toilet You know Kill kill you know Yeah my dear Guns

My kid likes guns So much And I'm like well you're doomed Yeah Yeah Trash can Trash can while they're sleeping into like anyway now you're right about the kid thing that's what a lot of people because his channel

used to make a lot of money and then so people were kind of like what happened there's a theory i don't know if this is real but they said they did something to like have like a easy tax break or something and rich bought the house from his parents but then now he kind of like trapped them in it to where there's a theory that there's something really nefarious going on right now and their relationship kind of like when you saw that clip of them like he wouldn't go check on his kid it kind of was very telling to him like there might be some smoke to what the people are saying and uh he clearly on the surface from my interactions with him seemed like a totally normal guy uh his sense of humor was kind of adjacent to mine where he made a lot of gay jokes but like in the way that it's like

ha ha ha like you know i'm so not homophobic that i don't care about making myself be gay or appear to be gay or whatever he would like i would never I wouldn't do this on camera, but this motherfucker would, like, suck cucumbers and shit and play with his nipples and stuff. And I'm like, I'm like, it's a bit much, but I understand that, like, it's a bit much. I don't like that. It's a bit much. I wouldn't do that myself personally. It bothers me a lot.

Because it's, uh, it's, it's more of that it's cringe than it's like, oh, like this guy's being like, gay as shit. It's just like, you know, but it is what it is. I never cared until I, I, I finally did some deep dives into this stuff because I'm like, what's all this shit about? Like, why do he delete his channel? And then so I caught like the. That's the only thing.

I saw. I saw like across my Twitter feed. It's like, oh, he deleted his channel. And I was so, it's amazing how I'm not curious. I was.

He didn't even. I was just like, all right. Yeah. Me, I actually, so I used to watch him. He was my,

at, at, for the small window, he was my go-to guy and just casually getting some, like gaming shit. Yeah, yeah.

Like, like, like, for me too, yeah. So that's why I was like, I was kind of interested in like, what the fuck happened?

Because I had only seen, um, I forgot, uh, uh, I always forget there's this fat guy that's with Andy Worski. I always forget his name, but they stream. Fat Worski?

Fat Worski? No, it's something. I always forget his name. It doesn't matter. But people that know about rich in this situation, they know because anytime I want to watch Ethan Ralph stuff, they're the ones that have that. So, like, they had all the rich stuff. And so I started looking into it.

And there's this guy named Camelot something, Camelot with numbers. some YouTuber he interviewed this guy Jay Hoof that used to be the editor for Rich and it was like almost an hour long and I learned so much

about the whole situation and I was just like this is this is so fucking fascinating it's like one of those things remember when JF like allegedly killed his girlfriend

I feel like I saw that coming up recently I feel like people were talking about that it's been over a year and there's nothing and I've been do that stuff still closet at the back of my head

then I'm like, why is nothing happening? But my point was that that shit is what it went so under the radar with how interesting it actually is. Meaning like, say the rich thing that went down with and what's happening is fascinating on way more fascinating than like anything that's happened with fucking KSI to me. Like the KSI thing was fucking technically boring. It was just funny. Like, oh, it's funny that people are shitting on him.

But like nothing really happened. Oh, he released a song. Have you heard about this other fucking song that people are shitting on? There's another one. There's like another, I guess it's mostly on TikTok. Is it the girl from? It's called Lawrence or something. And it's just this girl.

Oh, it's a different person? She's from, she's the one of the girls. She's one of the girls from Camp Rock. Oh, I know what Camp Rock is. I have never seen it. Yeah, I've never seen it. I remember the, and the joke is that like, oh, it sounds like a commercial for a song from a commercial. It's like, okay, okay.

But then like, I keep seeing videos of people being like, oh, it sounds like a commercial, right? And I'm like, yeah. The song is not bad enough to justify the amount of content that I've seen Talking about it Two million a half percent What happened is she hits a very stringed out like a very Who's note? Like

Patty the Bell Long like crescendo hung out hung out like strong out note Whereas like I can't even attempt to do it But it's really Like one of the like technically it's pretty proficient Her power you know The way she does it is not The way

like not the way someone would norm like that's not what people have a problem the problem is not the song sounds like a commercial that's not what that's not what that's not the part of it that i heard what's your name would be have heard of song or the name it's called if you look up Lawrence Lawrence like L-A-W or yeah it's it's not like she doesn't do the like for I heard it's like the people who complain about the way she hits the note because it's the idea of that like it if you do Lawrence's song uh the most popular one give me what you want or something what you want What you want.

Yeah, yeah. So I'll tell you what I want. Yeah, That's the song's iconic. I just don't like that they're British, man. I don't like black people at all. They really scare me bad. If you want to be my friend,

you can't be fucking. Scary spice. It literally is a black one. They were, I thought they were so pretty when I was younger. I thought they were all gorgeous. Some of them are. Even me as not being a milk feller.

I was like, oh, these are attractive. Some are very attractive. You know, I think they're beautiful. It's not like even like a, yeah, that's one of the main reasons why they were, their music wasn't really good. It was fun. It was not good, but it was fun.

That's all that matters. Their appeal, like they were, I actually really did respect what they did because it was so different from the, just their average boy band because they also had like names. They had like, they did a whole theme, the sporty spice, ginger spot. Like they were having fun with it. There was five of them, right? Yeah, I think so.

But like, they were having fun with it versus, you know, everyone, all the boy bands was just, it was the same thing. There's a bad boy. There's a lead. There's a gay one. There's a fucking. Like, say, um, speaking of gay.

I meant Lance Bass. Lance Bass. Lance Bass was the gay one. I met Lance Bass. And Backst Boys, it was, um, uh,

the tallest one. Uh, forgot his name. But he's like, he's like pale white. And he's like tall. That I'm like, you can't tell me that guy's not gay.

Stop. He had like the smoothest R&B voice, though. He was my favorite. Fuck. I think his name's Kevin. Don't quote me on that. But he had like the smoothest.

This is it? Yes. Yes, this is it. I just had it like... Yeah, yeah. I'm trying... Yeah, yeah. It's...

Something about it is flat. I don't know what it is. Well, it's... That's not the part. That's like... The part is the fact that, like, what comes after it. It's like a Coles commercial.

That's, well, that's not the part I've heard of... No, that wasn't what people were reacting to? No. That's the part that I heard from it. Because I think that's just the song. That's just the... What is her voice? Is she going for like a...

Coles? 19% off. This song... You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, it's... That's the joke that I've seen a million times about it. I feel bad.

It sounds very forced. Yeah, yeah. Like, knowing that every once in a while, when I was doing hip hop, I always admired people that could just rap to like anything. Yeah. Because I couldn't.

I would hear these beats and I'm like, the fuck is this. What am I going to do with this thing? And then I'll hear like the weirdest beat and like somebody who's like really good. I'm like, damn, they turn it into something that I never could have. You know what that comes from though? I know people that rap,

they always like, you just have to. rap to it. It's you, it's you being held back by like, I don't know what to go from this, but you just got to sound stupid to sound good. I think that's the point. I think that's the point of it. And like I can't, like, I wanted the rap so bad when I was like a young teenager. Yeah. But I just didn't have a, I didn't have a, I didn't have a skill for the pen. And I respected rap so much. If I wasn't good at it, I wouldn't try to do it. That's, I just, because you can get better at a hundred percent. That's the one thing where I wouldn't, I wouldn't, I would never

throw that out because. But some people are just gifted at it. Right. But it, exactly. In the same way, as it's like I wouldn't describe what I can do is perfect pitch but it's damn close to it where like the perfect pitch people are the people that like you can identify stuff just by or like people would always be like oh like I can my guitar can be completely out of tune completely fucked and I'm like oh what do I need to tune it to and then I can hear it in my head and I can do it and people like you can do that I'm like and from the position of that I was like yeah I didn't

know I thought that was it that's not a thing that everybody can do same thing with drawing how Chris can draw that's just it's just in him he can just do that I can't you know so some people have these things that are just embedded in them and then I couldn't always do that though like that's practice you've gotten better but this is even with me

practicing you're you have this thing that like I can even if I were to like here put the image right next to it I need to draw I can't fucking do it. Like it's a thing that's not even conceptualized stuff like that there's definitely you don't know

Do you know about this guy? I think that's Wolverine, but like, I love Wolverine. I thought it was like Captain. I thought it was Wolverine. Look at his little, he's pretty. Yeah. He looks like he's pretty. Hey, he's pretty.

He's gorgeous, I think. He was like a flapjack character, actually. But, um, I don't know what the fuck that is. Um, you know, that's another character that, uh, nobody, literally nobody in mind that I, Oh, there's a few people hitting us up about, uh, shirt man. Oh, shirt man? What do you mean hitting us up about? People want lore.

People want more. They want, look, we'll probably have to, we'll figure it out. We'll do some of this stuff. We'll do an extra ammo dedicated to the shirt man. The shirt man, his lore, and which universe he's in. Yeah, yeah. Anyway. The shirtman extended universe.

Yeah. And it's just emptiness. It's a white room. And it's just everything. It's the most beautiful fucking shirt art ever. That's amazing. It's like, where's Waldo? Way too many things are packed on it.

Yeah, he wins. Like, he's like, he's like, it's like, Thanos, but like no bullshit. Like he just wins. And he's like, oh, I'm good. I wish everybody was gay. I wish everybody died. I thought you meant he's like Thanos, but no bullshit the person. Like the YouTube.

What would that be like? It would be just like somebody who just really wanted to really wanted to bring bouncing universe and really wanted to destroy half of all life, but also was too inept to do even the first step to get that done, I guess. He wouldn't even be ready to sort of like a threat. He didn't even write down what he needs. need to do. Why am I here again?

Why am I here again? Dude, that fucking that picture of him or I don't remember was a picture or video of him just falling asleep at the... VidCon. Bunty took that photo, I think. Amazing.

Dude, Bunty has... I actually found this picture recently where he just... Bunty's just there with the camera. He was like a Vox. Remember Vox Providence? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was like that.

I talked to him recently, actually. Fucking, I was just hanging out at whichever house we were at and I'm wearing these trunks. and I guess my ass was completely out. And I just didn't feel it. And he puts one of those love filters on on Instagram. And like, I was like, how did I not feel this?

That is crazy. That is crazy. That is crazy out. At that moment, you got to go on and put your hands in between the cheeks and grab me. Like, what's going on, buddy? I would have deserved it because it was way too exposed. I would have deserved being sexually harassed.

At that moment, at a certain point, you're just like, you're asking for it. That's insane. All right. Let's bring out of questions, I guess. I really hoped you wouldn't go there. I was like, he's not going to do with that, right? You can ask, oh, I didn't say this at the beginning. Whatever, who fucking cares?

Patreon.com says to snark tank. Go over there. We have questions from you, the audience, that you can go and deliver unto us. And then we do our best to answer. We get a lot of them. Sometimes we move them to a Patreon exclusive episode because there are so many questions and we want to get through as many of them as possible. So if you haven't heard your question answered, maybe it's over there.

Go over, check it out. Do it. You're right there, dude? I feel like you've been putting your head in your hands a lot lately. I'll squeeze my head as much as I can. I feel like a little gift. Mm. Okay, well.

It's got to pick up really well. Yeah. All right, let's see. Okay, this is a good one. This is actually a great, this is the best question I think we've ever gotten. So you guys ready? Here we go. I'm building this up.

No, no, no. I'm, okay, so this is amazing. All right, so cult of the golden god writes in with the question of the fucking century. If you are the clone, would clone know if you, when are the clone who is the clone, would clone sexual addiction? That's how I tweet. That is how you tweet.

That's how you. That's why I love it. It's brilliant. I thought this was you. It probably was like, you freak. That was one tweet. Do you imagine him paying us? Yeah.

I'm paying myself back. He's a $25 fucking tear. There's a tweet I freaking retweeted that was just so bananas of the. the way it's written his ideas. He'd know when he was gay howtow? And I was like, oh. Oh, so you experienced the confusion that everybody experiences reading Europe. And my tweet was, this is how I be tweeting, huh?

My bad, y'all. That is literally what I tweet. I was like, my bad, y'all, I remember that. It's horrendous. It's so horrible. Yeah, it's, you know, at least punctuations would be nice. At least that. I rectified what I said.

I literally was like, hey, my bad, y'all. I'm sorry for making y'all experience this. Yeah, but sorry means nothing if you don't change. I have. That's why I don't tweet as much. Yeah? You don't tweet it? You could just tweet and then just not be fucking stinted.

What I do is I save up my chakra for a powerful tweet and I'm like, all right, cool, three days off. I got a three days off. This is literate. This guy. This guy over here. Shoot this guy with a fucking kid. What is that? That's just Tom Holland.

I'll read it. Does he as good as Spider-Man character? Yeah, that's how you tweet. That's how you tweet. And I was like, am I? Your little statement was, so this is what you got to be seeing when I tweet, huh? My bad. Did you spell that correctly?

I did. Did you look it over like a million times? I did it twice. I remember you spelled your name wrong when you changed it. I think it was like a, it was a seasonal thing. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't remember what it was. It was years ago.

It was one when I was like, some spooky. It was something. It was something. And I just left it that way. I was like, I'm going to wear this because I did it. I left it there. And I was like, all right, make fun of me. That was incredible.

I'm sad that you got rid of your Vivo. The fact that you had a Vivo account was so funny. Oh, yeah, it's not Vio. I made his thing, Tom Sweeney Vivo. Because that was like the dumb thing that was happening with all the music. Yeah, Vivo. I forgot about that. Was that a thing that got rid of that, right?

Yeah, it ain't. I haven't seen that in ages. You can see some videos that still have it on there, but that's just because it's like. Yeah, they forgot to change it. All right. Vivo. But, all right. Jack wrote it.

He says, hey, pick a lo, Mr. and Maseroshi. Question for Sweeney. Have you been watching any one piece any recent one piece? Pacing has improved a little and the animation has become goddamn fire.

Also, will you be watching the reboot? No. What the fuck? I'm not... Is it a reboot happening? Do we talk about this? There's a reboot happening

is something that's not over yet? So, let me explain this to you guys. I think it's stupid too. I'm not going to deny it. One piece has gone on so long and it's so poorly paste that they're putting out

a better paste version of the show while the main show is out already. So it's like if that would be like if Dragon Ball Z Kai came out when Dragon Ball and it's not having the cell hasn't concluded. That's what's crazy. That is in fucking saying. I love one piece. I think I really does that

insinuate does that do you think it's going to finish? You know what that's that reminds me of George Hart or Martin? It's going to finish but the thing is that it's going to finish and it's going to be like oh this is like maybe oh it's all a dream. A year or maybe a year away from catching up

Luffy wakes up from a dream and he's just a regular kid He's regular kid He's dying from a gunshot wound It's an Uncle Ben dream Oh You beat me to it It's Uncle Ben dreaming

That he's a pirate kid For thousands of episodes Before he dies That's a good adventure That's a good little adventure That's amazing How do you think As a one piece fan

How do you think the fandom Would react They would still think it was good One Piece fans It's a song cost fallacy, I think, at this point. Yes. Yeah. Like you can't.

One piece fans are, they are, you can't logic with them anymore. You can't. They'll go as far to say, the show is not poorly paced. You don't have the attention span. You don't have, you don't have, no, for, I've heard this before. The show is not logic. It'll play and not badly paced. You don't have the attention span for it.

And I was like, I bet none of you have read books. I bet the vast majority of you guys have not read real books. Because I even love the series Both of those things could be true at once by the way I could not have the attention to med for it And it could also be paced poorly Like there's nothing necessarily exclusive about that I think I think that's all fine

I don't know I think it's a good series I think if you like it you like it I think there's no way out I would tell somebody to start that series now You have to be on the spectrum To watch one piece From start to finish as an adult I think you you there's got to be something wrong

It just doesn't appeal Like I am a pirate fan but it's the same to me as No disrespect to Naruto or whatever That that pirate shit from One Piece appeals the same to me as

The ninja shit They're not They're not Did you say they're making a fucking Mexican Naruto called Naruto Did you see that? What do you mean? Look

I almost believe you because Because I almost believe It's not like that In Mexico It's not like that I feel like, yeah, it's not the same. It's not, it's not a, it's not baked into the culture. It's not, it's not like how Dragon Ball is almost as popular as the taco, you know?

It's not like shit like that. It's Naruto is ninjas, um, Dragon Ball is like fighters. And I think that resonates more with like Latin America. I mean, Dragon Ball is the fighters. What Naruto is to ninjas is what, um, is what one piece is the pirates. Yeah. It's like these are not them. That's not what you, like,

They're all martial artists in Dragon Ball, but they all fight at like supersonic speeds and none of their fighting styles are very different, very much based on what we see. You know, it's like stuff like that. It's like that. It's like that's not, it's not really pigeonhole though. It's like it's like it's just like Dragon Ball. It's just fucking shit. It's everything. It's yeah. It's aliens.

It's martial arts. It's like, but like gods and magic. I just feel like I'm just. But the call go cool marshal, he is a martialist, right? Like this nigga can blow up planets and he suits spirit bombs and commandment. It was not. It was grounded and then it turned into something insane. But like I guess in the same way like say, uh, it's, I was just thinking of this.

If someone like if I were to, if I had a friend that was like, man, I really love pirates and I'm like, oh man, you're really going to like one piece. I feel like I don't be like, you know, they're like, yeah, they're like, no, it's not, this is not pirates. Yeah. So in the same vein, it's like that where it doesn't, no one is yet to necessarily convince me. You like sailors, right? It's like, oh, yeah, you're going to love sailor mood. No No

No No but yeah You like You like maritime adventures The thing I think you would like about One Piece is that there is There's a lot of geopolitics There's a lot of different cultures

There's a very big world I hate different cultures So to me It's a very big world There's a lot of really interesting characters All right somebody Send me Because look I asked someone to do this with Naruto

And they failed I said send me the best fucking scene So the thing about One Piece is this right? Yeah The fight scenes are very... That's not really the point of it. It... It...

I guess when you're young... When you're younger, that'll be a thing. You're like, oh, Coolewis doing these cool fights. But that's what the series is not... Like, what is it is now? I feel like, wild thornberries almost. He's like... Yeah.

He's like... He's like... He's like... When they call Goku stupid, Luffy is that stupid. Like, Luffy is dumb as fuck. But he's also like a simple... He's a main character in a show, you know?

He's like the... Oh, this guy, the world, he's a main focal point of all these things and the world kind of revolves around him, but he's not an important person, you know. He just things happen around him. It's, I don't know, I think One Piece is a really cool show. I think it's grown into something very interesting. There's a really cool world with a lot of diverse characters, a lot of different characters, a lot of different perspectives and like islands, a place you can go to. I think the worst part of One Piece is Luffy, from being very honest. I think he is the worst part of that

I like that's kind of like a lot of anime. A lot of, I think. There's a lot of shows. A lot of times the main character is one of the least interesting people. Yeah. I was thinking about like

fucking, uh, that 70 show was a major hit. Oh yeah, yeah. And Eric Forms sucks. Yeah.

Jerry Seinfeld. Jerry's like the least interesting part of it. Right. Um, uh, I mean, that's how you make a main character. You make them the, the,

well, it's a way of doing it. Dude, orange is the new black was a show that I got into. Yeah. Orange was barely in. And, yeah.

Orange and black was so interesting. And, but no, um, Hyper was the main. character. No one likes her. I mean, she doesn't like her.

It's a lot of shows. Actually, New Girl is kind of similar where, like, Zoe Day Chanel is kind of like the worst part of that show. And Jake Johnson, and I think, what's that guy, Max Greenfield, do a good job. Yeah, I think everybody but her. Everybody but her, really, yeah. It's kind of like, Shepherd. Shepherd. Yeah, Shepherd is great, too.

Shepherd is like. Shepherd's the least interesting part of that entire thing. Oh, Shepherd's fine, but Master Chief. Everything about everything. That's actually very good. It's me. Like, Shepherd is like. what would I do in the situation?

I'd fuck that alien. Marcus, fucking Marcus. Although Marcus is like not nothing, I guess. But he's definitely like the least interesting of the... He's not... Well, Barrett, I guess, is less interesting maybe. That's true. Barrett is less interesting.

He's not Coltrane. He's not Coltrane or Dom. He's not dumb. Or even fucking... He's not all the Carmines. He's not any of the Carmines. I like dizzy. I like, I like the other side characters is cool.

Is it really A, B, C, D.E? It's Anthony, Benjamin, and Clayton. No, there's a D. And then... And then there's, yeah, Dillweed, Clayton. Dillweed, Carbine. Wait, but that, that means that, are there Carmines and the other ones? I don't think they're.

And the new ones, no. I don't think so, yeah. That's so dumb. That's such a waste of a character point. Whatever. Yeah, I feel like they should have done it because it's just like, it's who cares of it makes sense. That is, that is the through line throughout that, the universe. That can be the one strain and like, if you go from here to here, you'll find it's always a car.

Was it going to put it? I think that's fine. But what eventually is it going to be just like Zillonious Carlin? No, no, no, no. You stop at like Edward Carmine. That's when you're like, all right, that's enough. E's gone on long. You shouldn't also have that many games.

That family got busy too. You stopped. They were fucking. Those Italian niggas was fucking, bro. You kind of go by like the almost like the music language, right? It goes A to G. Yeah. You know?

Even G's too far. But like, no H. There's no H sharp, you know. Hector Carmi. H. Hendricks Carmine. Hendricks, I like that.

Hendriss Carman, that sounds dope. But I think, I think you could like things about one piece. I think this is watching it. Oh, Hendricks has a name. I think he's a good name.

From my fucking son. Yeah. Yeah. Hendrix. Jimmy. Jimmy. Jimmy. It fucking.

It's fucking. Jimmy Mr. Beast pilot. Mr. Beast. That's my son's name. His name is Mr. Beast. My name is Mr. Beast. Mr. Beast as a fucking first name.

That kid's going to. Sorry. I thought that was open in my. I was like, uh-oh. I'm not that foolish. That would have been trying. Way more spills out than this shit. Like,

I get knocked back and I'm like, wow. Somebody will be waterboarded. Getting drowned. Nothing's touching grace. What would you do, Kingson? What would you do? Kingson, let me ask you what would you do if he spilled that? He spilled that coffee and it kept pouring out.

Like it just kept going. And then the door was, we couldn't get out. And then the water, they started filling the room. Drink. Drink. I would just go to the window and start break. You're trying to break the window. The moment, the moment I would see it keep pouring, like, it'd be a moment where, like,

I'm assuming the pace is sort of reasonable, but it's still pouring out, but we've got to get out of this room real quick. You said, no, he's reasonably, it can't be reasonable if it's rised. If it's rising rapidly, we're dead already. If it's rising fast enough. Let me paint the, those are the stakes, right? Let me paint the picture. He spills it. The cap opens and then it's immediately like a bathtub thing on full blast.

Or like a fire hose. But the bottle somehow is it moving? It's not like being propelled or anything. It's just can we flip the bottle up and it'll stop? You can try. We can try. We got to roll. Roll a D20.

Roll D20. Yeah. Roll for initiative. I know you have one in your pocket. I don't, unfortunately. I don't bring it with me to like stuff like this. If I go to like play card or something, I always have it. Just in case it gets bad.

Like a like a. Like a pedoph, I was like, roll or else, I'm going to rape you. And I'm like, quit 20. If you have a, if you have a D20, like, I feel like I would use it for a, like, situations I don't know. I'm sure I'm about it. No, I feel like what I would do is like if I'm trying to decide between 20 of 20 things, I would use a D20. How do you have 20 options more than twice a day? More than once a month.

I think you round them. What does that mean? How are you rounding your options? Like maybe like one through five is one. Okay. So you still have four options at a moment. You're like, I have four different options.

Yeah, it's like, do I want the steak? Do I want the chicken? Do I want the shrimp or do I want the fish at this restaurant? Yeah. Instead of doing that, think of the things you want the most.

Because I'm pretty sure you want one thing more than like. But I, but what if I don't want the fish and then I get the fish? And then then like, oh, well, well then you didn't need a D20 for that. You could have just chosen. No, but then I have to abide by the,

dice. Yeah. I like that. I think that's a fantastic way to. That is not. No, it is. Check it out. That is at this moment taking no agency and what you're going to do.

You're just like, I'm going to let this. I can't be blamed for anything. It was, it was fate that decided. I had to cheat on my wife. 20. Natural one. Nat one. Oh, man.

It's going to be a man. Yeah, that's the next role. So you're like, like, all right. So I'm definitely cheating. It's going to be a man, woman, dog. or the squirrel I saw earlier. Yeah. Oh, sorry, squirrel.

And you hunt it right. You hunt it like a predator cat. Like, have you got to see Maxwell the cat? I'll be sure I bought it up before. Oh my God. I said that recently. I don't know what that is. It's like this.

I see it on Twitter sometimes, but like I think it's like a TikTok thing of like this. Oh, somebody put a GoPro on a cat. I know what that is. There's a specific cat. His name is Maxwell the cat. And he goes around this neighborhood actively picking. That cat's a shit head. He actively goes around picking fights.

Like he just like sneaks up on cats, tackles them. I saw him slap the fuck out of a little cat. And I was like, this nigga's a demon. If I, if I knew where that was, you mean a kitten? I would, a little cat. Is that not wrong? I would beat the piss out of the owner. I would.

That cat is, that cat's, I would beat that I would. Some animal are neurodivergent. I would be. Definitely. No, but this guy is and he loves it. That's why he puts a GoPro. So I would beat the piss out of them for, like, for like, oh, this is great. This is constant.

And then Maxill would fuck you up. Terror. I will fucking eat that cat. I'm your favorite cat. I'll eat the cat. No, eat the cat. I'll eat the fuck out of it. I will go to Ohio.

I will go to Springfield and eat the fuck out of that cat. Ohio grow dreads say I'm Haitian and eat the cat. I will be like, I am from Haiti. And then I will start. You got to speak French. You got to be like, uh, sa puce, sa pace. All my mom si vublee. Come on your tepelle.

And I'm sorry like, like it's watermelon. Just like, shh. That is fucking crazy. Hey, um, Bonjour. He's a cat like a watermelon. He's a watermelon like a cat. Oh, wait, my name is like a cat.

My name is, Jim, Jemapel, Jacques. Um, I'm, I eat the, and he just fucking, everyone's like,

see, see. I'm sorry, Charlie Hebdo. Yes, I'm sorry, Charlie Hebdo. Oh,

no, do not shoot me. Eating a cat like a watermelon is fucking insane. This is like a shell. The cat's shocked. It's just, the cat's not. you're fighting back.

I'm like, oh, I'm dead. You ever seen a dog do that when you just grab a do scare a dog and it just rolls on its belly and it puts its hands, it falls up and it's like, don't kill me. Submission, son. And you still kill it. You still kill it. You ever see a gorilla be so unthreatened by you that it just turns around? Like how disrespectful that is?

Why do you? It just like, it's just like, ugh. It just turns us back to you and slap your balls out your face. Why do guerrillas? I think they have, huh? That they spin. Exactly. That's amazing.

Why do they do that? Because they're happy actually. Because it's dead like I saw one in the pool. It's in the pool and it's fucking spinning like a ballerina. I love the idea that they just, they're these giant fierce creed. And then every once in a while they just go, we. Yeah. You know, like it's fun actually.

It is fun to spin. No, but that's why they do it because they're having fun. I like seeing like the human traits in the way. They literally play too. They literally play around. They don't play. I literally saw one this morning on fucking, on, on Instagram. Instagram.

Motherfucker pushed two humans and then fucking laid right down. And he did the thing. He put it like, he's like, ah. That's crazy. Scratching his head. I was just like, yo, it's so crazy seeing that. I'm like, that's. I hate how human they are.

Also, they're not like super aggressive, which is insane too. Yes, they are. They're very, when they're, they're, they're dangerous. They have the cable. They're super predators. They're like dogs. They're like, they're super dangerous.

Like, they mean wolves. I wouldn't have a wolf was I think obviously you're rolling your dice too many times. That's because you're too gay to own a wolf I'm too gay to get mauled by my fucking Superdog You're not you're not masculine enough to Own an animal that can kill you in a single swipe I have

I have a chimp on meth Chilling in my room right now And he's just he's chilling there He keeps me on like He's chilling Duped that's just laying down The problem is he's vibrating so fast It doesn't look like he's moving

So he's just like but it just looks at he's like oh he's just chilling but you can't you you gave a way too much meth sir yeah he's in there with a teslobot that i got he's gonna explode he's he's he's gonna torture that poor animal that animal suffering he's fine he's chilling in the in my bedroom with the teslobot that i that i that i the robot that i the robots yeah yeah yeah yeah i'm just got one yeah i'm so excited i'm so excited i tweeted about this and people were like yo what the fuck it's fucked up but i just thought it was funny the press like where it's like i feel like this thing this thing

big, like, let's say, let's say hypothetically, obviously hypothetically, because this is not real. But like, let's say this is, because one day it will be real. Like, one day you'll be able to do this. But like, let's say you have like a Tesla bot and it's like, it's just chilling. You're like, oh, get my groceries for me or whatever, right? Or just go to the fridge, get me something. I feel like there's going to be a point where like you could just like walk up to it with like a big magnet and it'll peel a baby like a banana. And then you've just got like a fucked, you got like a fucked situation.

Yeah. So somebody's going to misuse whenever. I mean, but it's like Tesla Peel that baby It's so far away though It's so far away for that shit Like like that's like minimum 20 years away

Yeah Minimum Minim is a good Because that's a guy in a costume It's a fucking well it's just It's not real Some dickheads Well it's just puppets

Like I saw one of the guys are like Are you fully autonomous Or is somebody controlling you And the guy's like Uh He did the uh He feels like you can't answer Yeah, and he's like, uh...

He's like, well, not fully, like, it was very, it was like, guy... Clearly a guy trying to figure out what to say. Come on, man, like, let the guy do his job. Like, stop being so fucking snarky. Unless, you know, I know there was some people there that were actually wooed. And I was like, those, like, can you... This is the, what I'm saying, this is the jingle, the jingle key people.

Those people should be cold like turkeys. I would, I don't, I agree. You know, it's Thanksgiving and, like, it's, you know, you gather all the turkeys, it's time for... Well, pardon one idiot. every Thanksgiving We'll take a fucking Fucking fucking absolute Dip shit moron

Fucking with a t-shirt With like Dominion voting machines on it We're like You're spared this year Think about Think about this kindness That's been done onto you I love it

I fucking love it The fact that you label Like you're doing him a grace You are though We're doing you a favor We're doing a favor By not blowing your head out We're not

Stay right here Stay right still you're going to see them all die Every time I don't swerve out of traffic Specifically to target you Anyway, what the fuck were we talking about? Oh, one piece. Oh, yeah, one piece. Yeah, one piece.

So you gave your answer, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we got that. You want to watch. Snark, Tankianaman Square wrote it. And he says, hey, gang members, no question, just a follow-up for my Big Bank theory comment. You remember this guy wrote it about the Big Bank Theory? He says, the truth is, I've actually never watched it.

I just wrote it to fuck around. I just wanted to... You son of a bitch! I wanted to pretend to be somebody who likes a big bank theory. You son of a bitch. But then he writes, he says, everybody loves Raymond is the best sitcom on God, no gape. No, it's not.

I don't know if that's, you know what, and now I don't trust you. Now I don't trust you. All because of what he did before. There's better sitcoms. There are better. There are better. I will say, I have nothing bad to say about it.

Yeah. Everyone knows Raymond is a perfect middle ground. I really don't think there's anything bad about it. But like, it's far from exceptional. Someone that doesn't like Italians would say that. Yeah, but they make, that show is literally just a gag on Italians. Yeah, it is. The whole thing is like,

Uh, how is he sound? Wilma. Dembra. Dembra. I actually thought it was Wilma for a second. Wilmer. Wilmer, what are he doing?

And then his brother's like, Raymond, to me. You ever, um, do you ever play, uh, you ever play,

uh, darksiders? Why does everyone love you? Do you ever play darksiders? Are you talking about war? Yeah, like the war? No,

the fucking, there's like the council that, I never played darksiders. Oh, it's so, I played the first one. Not like, not, I played the demos.

You know what I mean? You don't need, I didn't finish it. It was one of the, because you know how I'm working through all the, I'm on the D's right now? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. So I started the ultimate edition of Dark Siders or whatever the fuck. Yeah. And I got a decent amount through it. I was like, I get it.

I mean, like, I get it. You know, it's not as fun as God of War. Is it's not? It's not. I don't think so, actually. Oh, no, it's not. No. It's not.

I would have. That's that era where like there's just stuff kind of, it's like, that's like mercenaries and Lord of the Rings's conquest. Like, there's a lot. a lot of games. Oh man. Yeah, it's a lot of... It's so annoying, but yeah, the last time I played it was I had one of those PS3 emulators and then I streamed it. And that was where I was like just freaking out about the devil's dick, man,

because I'll never forget that. It's a reveal. He got a pipe on them, though. It's 12 inches soft. He got a pipe on it for sure. It really is crazy. And I'm just like that... I always want to be in the rule with the devs when they do shit like that.

Because you know they're giggling so hard. They're like... They're fucking so of like, I think I'm immature and I'm like, I'm looking at this of these decisions. I'm like, yo, it's like Disney and all that old shit. The priest popping a boner

and the little mermaid and shit like that. I want to be in the room with those people when they're doing that shit. I love to be in the room when the hornies happening when people are doing shit.

Like, yeah, let's just like make Shadow Heart have like really nice tits. Oh yeah. They're like, oh no,

she's all right, but you know, we've got to put, we've got to put big hands. Vince Gillian walks into, walks into the, walks into the,

the Wizards of the cursing like, I think we need, we need to have the biggest it's possible I think we need big I think we'd be juicy aerolas That was the

That was a Ivy and Soul Calibur 2 That was the conversation Dude it was They were like Ivy Not to Molina

Not to big enough Malina and freaking MK9 Expend Expend MK the entire roster Dude Look

I just saw cosplay of that This morning and I'm just like, look, I sometimes forget how much people, even women, enjoyed that. Because I'm looking at it like, this is silly. But then I just saw a cosplay of a Molina and I'm like seeing this batty. And I'm like, I forget that there's a lot of people that really appreciated those costumes. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, I mean, like, it's like Cammy, you know. Everyone enjoys an attractive woman. You know, everyone enjoys an attractive woman. Everyone can, everyone does. Everyone can admit it. I think universally, like, because gay people. Everyone like work it.

They're like, that's, everybody celebrates that baddie, that hot woman. But I also can be, I can also say that it should have just been like maybe the sisters. Maybe like Molina Katana should have been the only ones looking like that. I would have risked it all.

I would have risked it all. Like even though I know what she is. So yeah, tits are bigger than all of theirs. Sonia, Sonia, Sonia Blaine? In that MK9.

I, I, isn't, if I'm not mistaken, isn't Malina the one of everybody's like, it's out of pocket? The reason why. Because first of all, no, people have it infatuation with, well, they have that one secret costume where she was, she was wrapped up, right?

Yeah. So they have that. So people are kind of fixated on that. But if you look at all of them together, because I did a video about this. I did, I did a, I did a, I took a time. I did a very, I did a research. I did a two hour, uh, video essay. Two hour goon session.

I mean, I went and talking about a, um, MK11 came out. And I made a video about it because I was like, I hated the, the explanation that they were like, oh, we're, we're covering them up because so they look more battle appropriate. And I know that. wasn't the reason why they did it so that annoyed me i was like i don't care if you guys do it just don't fucking lie to me just get the fuck away from me like don't fucking lie to me don't get out my game don't fucking have i'm gonna kill you don't have cold com with his be has the best tits in mortal combat 11 which is funny coldal con has the best hits you got a chest on them for and then um baraka has a loincloth um costume and i'm like look don't tell me that this niggas

battle ready you know what i'm saying like don't don't lie to me i don't care if you're gonna cover them up because you just want to be more pc or whatever fucking words you want to use. I don't care. Just don't lie. Don't fucking lie to me. Yeah, but anyway. I would have fought I would have fought for Malina. I know what her mouth is like. See, that's the only reason I wouldn't risk that because she's going to eat me afterwards. Yeah, it's not worth it. I don't want to die.

There's so many other hot people who won't do it. Hopefully I'd rough her up good enough during that she'd like to be out. You can't. You can't. You can't. That's so ridiculous. I know I can't. Master BFE. Master BFE wrote in. He says Sweeney's completely fucking up the Harry Potter lore in every way and though it's fun to listen to his weird completely made up head cannon

likely from him passively absorbing content just know it's completely wrong and he's dumb and gay But he didn't explain what it is So what's wrong I know this for a fact Everything I said about Harry Potter I got from people that read the books

That guy can... Yeah but you were probably passively absorbing that I got to say that's not I mean That's really mean But I know that direct because literally I've had Harry Potter talks constantly with fans And they're like yeah, it's stupid But I like it.

And I was like, that's fine. I think that's a big thing. People have to understand. It's like if you like it's stupid. Oh, dude. It's okay if it's stupid. Well, most things, I still like it. I feel like most things that people like are stupid.

Yeah. Like we're just talking about world combat. Yeah, more stupid as shit ever. I mean, dude, like I love, look, I love Dragon Ball, right? But like there's no logic in there at all. Like there's like, like Shenron has no consistent. Like, oh, it's one wish, it's three. wish.

Oh yeah, he has, he has favorites. One of the time. I can't, I can't, I can't wish, I can't grant the wish for Android 18 to become human because that would like subvert her will. But,

uh, now it's, but, well, well, she was a person before. But like, the thing is like,

okay, uh, I can't subvert somebody's will or change them against their will. Um, but also now everyone's a baby. In Daima. Like everyone, like,

everyone's a child now. It's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever, you know, it's, things are funny.

Morayama's fine with that. He's like, look, dude, like, you don't like it, don't watch it or eat dick and watch. I'm sure. I'm sure with that. I feel like that's because he's like, he's a comedic person. He's like, I don't care. It's a, it's a comedy. Exactly.

It's a serious show, but like, it's also a joke. It was a comedy first. They're all, no, but even still, like, I think the comedy is the fact that it is so serious. It's almost like, not necessarily Team America exactly. But you know how that, that movie is funny, not because it's a comedy, but because it's, like, these are like action. Like, this. is a puppet movie played so straight. Like the fact that it's like rah-rah America,

there's jokes in it. But like I think they even said, like we wrote it initially as like a comedy and we found that it wasn't as funny as if we just did it like these were like actual like American heroes. I also think a lot of people have it. It's like, oh, here's the strongest people in the world.

It's carrot and vegetable. It's fucking stupid. I think a lot of people didn't really watch Dragon Balls. I think I'll be watched Dragon Ball Bridge. I'll be with that talk about it now. Didn't really want it. I've noticed that.

I really like, I really go through that a lot where people say shit about Dragon Wine. I'm like, nigga, what are you? You only have seen a bridge. You've only seen a bridge. What are you? Like Goku's so stupid. It's like Goku's simple.

Yeah, but like he's a bad dad where. And it's like he left this kid. Yeah, because people keep coming to earth to kill him and the world. Yeah. It's like, he didn't like Gohan. It's like the three years he spent training. I mean, sometimes he came back from almost dying. He spent years having about time.

He was trying to make him stronger. There's a lot of. There's a lot of shit. I mean, there's a lot of takes that have been like kind of absorbed through. Like, even they say, I think they even said it's like, we wish this didn't necessarily catch on as much as it because it's not actually, like, it's a joke. Yeah, it's fine for it. And now it's like a sub.

A lot of people are like, I haven't even seen Dragon Ball, which by the way, look, I think Dragon Balls is abridged is fun. I think it's great for what it is. It's a neat little thing that they managed to do. But like, the fact that people are using it as like a substitute for the original show, kind of completely negates the fair use argument that they use. Because that is literally the point of fair use is that, like, you wouldn't use this as a substitute for the original content.

I mean, that's what fair use means, is that, like, it supplies something different, right, that is different enough that it wouldn't act as a substitute. And to,

to know that people actually, that's not people's, that's not their fault, though. No, I'm, but I'm saying, like,

it's, how things shook out. It accidentally became that. It actually, it actually kind of became, it's like, I don't know if this really is fair use at this point. I don't know.

didn't luckily I get I haven't I haven't encountered that luckily because that would kind of make me tailspin a little bit if I were to talk to somebody and then they're referring to it's dude you would be you would be surprised there are people who think much people talk about dragon ball online there that have not watched that show there are people who quote the show and they think they they they quote a bridge then they think it's from the show and it's like that is crazy wow are you dumb I wow I know man I I I wish I didn't know that. If you watch a bridge. Me too. Like if you watch a bridge,

Virginia sucks so wildly bad in a bridge. He's just a cunt. Yeah, I haven't. I fell off of a bridge quickly. I think it's good for what it is. I think like for it is. It's not.

It's cute. It's cool. Yeah. It just, it went on weight. I had enough of it after a while. But it's not the Dragon Ball Z. It's a Dragon Ballsie.

It's a bridge. Like, it's not supposed to be like. Well, the fact that it is called Dragon Ballsia bridge and it is still so long. It's crazy. Yeah. Like, like,

It's not that long. It's as long as Kai is. Really? It's pretty long, dude. There's only like 60 episodes. I feel awful. That's an anime. That's a whole show.

That's a, that's a, Bang Mosey a bridge should be like 15, 20 episodes mad. Like I said, Gundamian is 27 episodes. But that's Gundamish. Because that's a bridge. You're abridging it.

A bridge. But what I'm saying is like, I get it. But like, that is, that is so much. Like I said, I fell off because I'm like, I get it.

After a while, they're not even full episodes. They're not even like the length of full episodes of Dragon Ball. It's just like. They're like at most. What he's saying, I admit, because I think that's how I felt. That's the thing. That's why I stopped watching where I was just like, I get it.

Yeah. After a while, it was like I. You also saw Dragon Ball. You were like, you're not going to be surprised by anything you see. The jokes were repackaged. After a while, you kind of like, well, you're going to gooku's, you know, doing the same overly stupid shit. And it was after a while, it was just like, I kind of understand.

go. But I feel a way about a lot of things. After a while, I kind of stopped watching because I'm like, oh, this doesn't just doesn't bite. It's like epic rap battles. How many of those can you watch? Is that still going on? No, no. Oh, God. I don't think so. After a while, like, I even fell off because of Bat in the Sun, they were doing all those live action like Wolverine versus Batman. They were doing all that cool. Joe did work with them. Oh, sick. Yeah. And like, that show, the production and cinematography was pretty cool for like the low budget. And then after a while, I was like, yeah, I get it. I was just like, all right, I've seen, it's like, I think death battle is still happening. Yeah, it's still happening. It's still happening. And I fell off of that shit probably. I still watch death battles. I like watch. Do you? You still watch them? I'm like, do you watch them? Do you watch food battles still? I wish. Was that Harvey's thing? Is that Harley's thing? No, that's fucking, uh, Smosh. They did the food battle. What was Hartley's thing? It was, uh, epic meal time. Epic meal time. I was like, this is. That doesn't exist anymore, does it? Not even remotely at all. I don't think they could. They would be dead by now.

It's just like, all right, let's eat like 15 pounds of bacon every day. It's fucking ridiculous. That is, yeah. Yeah, the calories were fucking crazy. I don't know, man. I watch that battle. I don't watch it seriously. I just watch them.

Because someone I mentioned is cool. Sometimes it just looks cool. You know, I'm like, oh, I watch it. I don't go into everything taking it seriously when things like that. I'm like, I'm just watching. Because I like comic books too. It's not a. I'm still watching reading this comic about this character.

Me, I think about it where it's just like, this is an abridged series, but it's still long. So, like, what are you doing? Like, the whole point of it abridged series is that you're rushing through shit at a ridiculous pace. I remember when they did Dragon Ballsie abridged abridged. And that was funny because I remember it was like, oh, this is what this should be kind of. Where they, like, kill Raddits in like a minute or something? And it's great, you know? Epic Mealtime has a podcast.

Where they eat meals? Maybe. Or they just after they eat, they sit there and they sweat. I will tell you. They have a, you know, they almost have 7 million subscribers and it makes me feel good that we get more reviews than no. Oh, really? Yeah. That's, that would definitely make me feel bad.

Like, you know, I know. That would be really annoying. I know things plummet naturally, but having seven million, almost seven million, where I'm like, damn, that is. Maybe they get more through audio or something. I don't know. Maybe that's possible. And they probably podcast it like on other networks.

It's like whatever, dude. I think that's the nature of the beast. You're going to make a lot of subscribers. And like a lot of them are probably going to die. You have a lot of legacy ones that just. And unfortunately, we also, so there's two big shifts. The main shift when algorithmically people now kind of just use their homepage instead of using their subscribe button to like watch their content.

So people are pretty much just watching what is being presented to them. And they're not like looking for anything specific anymore. And also how you really know that's happening back in the day when you used to get a viral video, it would be like, oh, I'm going to get 20,000 subs, 30,000. You're going to get a massive, like, people who would subscribe. It doesn't happen anymore. Well, dude, I was, I was, I was a universal, uh, fucking, was it yesterday? I can't remember. It was the day I woke up sick.

We had to postpone because I woke up, like, throwing up in the morning. I was like, I woke up at like nine. We were supposed to record. And I was like, I'm throwing up. I need to sleep. Yeah. And then like I woke up at like two And I was like okay

I think I might be okay We had already like reschedule So I was like all right What am I gonna do? And I got a text from Jack's films He's like hey I'm at Universal You want to come and I'm like I just threw up

So I guess there's nothing left It's probably a safe I'm probably safe Right I kind of assumed that I was And so I went to Universal And I met up with Jack's films We were talking about this exact fucking

By the way I was totally right There's something about like being sick And then immediately like getting over like throwing up is the best because like oh I'm not going to throw up for ages now it's an amazing like invincible feeling I haven't thrown up in so long it's crazy that's that I yeah it's been two days but so I was I was there with like him and and this guy Rumi do you know Rumi official he does like music content but not sure anyway like he we were talking and like we're talking about TikTok specifically and like there's no brand recognition on TikTok at all

We're like, if you ask somebody who their favorite TikTokers are, no one knows. Like, they know in their head. Huh? None of us, especially. I would not argue. Maybe like younger ones might know. No, they don't. That's what he's saying.

Oh, really? Is that like people just like they see, they see people, right? And they're like, oh, I like that guy. And then they like the video, but they don't follow him. Or they scroll past it because they know, okay, the algorithm is going to throw him back at you. So you don't have to, you don't have to commit any of that to memory. So there's like, if he did like a survey or something with like younger people. in his audience.

Who are your favorite TikTokers? And then all the answers were like, there's a guy who blanks or like there's a podcast where they do this. It was like all descriptions and no names, no brand recognition, whereas YouTube is kind of like the opposite. We're like, you kind of know what people,

like who people are. It's slowly like devolving into that because that's exactly why people, people aren't hitting those large. I'll see people that will get like, oh, 500,000 views in this video when they normally don't. And it's like, oh, that video went down

viral for them. Yeah. And their subscriber account is pretty much the same. Yeah, and it does nothing. And it's like that literally not easy. When we came up getting a viral video was like a significant boost in subscribers. Yeah. Because people are like, oh man, I like this. I want to make sure I subscribe to this person. Now, if you watch that video to completion, you're probably going to get another one of videos on the home page. So you have no reason. It's like I'm not subscribed to Philip DeFranco, for example. Because I forget, I'm just like, his video always just shows up in my homepage and I'm just like oh watch it and I'm like oh yeah I'm part I'm part of the problem now it's yeah it's it's it's it's it is what it is now I think YouTube

suffers from it still but it's because it's but there's still like there's more right but there's that's true but there's also just there's even with all that problem like people know the YouTubers that they like like they like people just understand like oh that's that channel you know and they at least know it is they know they know who it is and on TikTok they don't and I think that's so interesting. It is, especially when you think about cool, first of all, their username is so fucking small on the video. Yeah. It's like a little thing in the corner and nobody does intros of I'm this like, hey, it's the act man here. Like, they don't do that on TikTok. Yeah. So you're not even going to think about that because that's programming. Exactly. Yeah. So I was just like, oh yeah. Everything Jack and all that was saying, it makes complete sense how you wouldn't know the fuck like, like, oh, that guy that I see all the time. Yeah, exactly. Like I have some of, I have some of those. I don't know, I'm just Tucker. I don't know. I'm just Tucker. I can imagine. I don't know. having a favorite one. I like some of the stuff

some Cicuckers do, but I don't have a favorite one. But that's what I'm saying. It's like, but even the stuff that you do like, you would think that you would at least like, oh, who is that? You know what I mean?

But it doesn't even cross your mind. It's really fucking fascinating. There's, dude, there's people on TikTok that I fucking hate, by the way. Like, and I get their videos all the time

and I watch it because I'm just so angry. Like I want to, I want more. Don't watch it. I know, but like I want, I want more of a reason. You're a maniac.

You are literally falling forth. You are insane. No, no, because I think I'm, like, I'm working my way up to, like, I think I might do a video on this person because I fuck it. And it's so, the thing that, the thing about it though is like, it is very petty because it is inoffensive content, but it offends me personally. Like, there's this guy who does, there's this guy who he does music parodies, right? On TikTok. And it's like, they're usually like maybe like 30 seconds or like a minute most. But like, the stretches that this man does to the lyrics of these songs to make them.

them work and just like the concepts of them are so they make me so fucking mad he's not doing anything no i know but like it's you could just not watch no you don't you don't understand it's just conceptually so offensive to me just not he needs to understand that he sucks you guys right i say like i get like i get like i get the passion of hating because i used to hate watch when i was before but i stopped because i was like i'm i look a moment back and i was like i'm watching And I hate because I hate it. Look, I have a similar. I have a similar.

You guys are a few. I have a similar. I wouldn't say hate or anything. And not even close to it, but annoyance at Frog Leap Studios. The Frog Leap Studios is a guy that blew up years ago just doing metal covers of stuff like pop and all this shit. Right, right. Problem is they're fucking dog shit. Oh, yeah.

They're bad covers. They're awful. That's unfortunate. There's absolutely no effort put into them, but they blow up. So why put an effort in him? It was like 100,000 of views. I remember when DMX died, he did so like X going to give it to you or something. Oh, great.

And it was, I was like, this is so fucking awful. Really ethical also. Or he might have did it recently. It might have been, whatever. But he did one. And I looked it up and it was fucking terrible. And I just feel bad because it seemed like a really cool dude. Right, right.

Seems like a great guy. But I was just like a little bit of hater in me. No, yeah. I'm sure they're fine, but I will kill them. Yeah, I think if I've given a chance. I just more like, I don't have that. I don't have anything I watch as I hate it.

It's more, I just like, well, sometimes I just see things, well, like, I just watch cancer as shit all the time, though. The shit I don't hate that.

That's true. That's like, I just watch fucked up things. And I'm like, oh, ha ha ha ha ha, it's really funny. That's really funny.

This elevator fell on somebody. It's really insane. Elevator fell on somebody. This guy found elevator shaft. Someone was like under the elevator. No, no, no, no, no,

no, no, elevator fell from, for some reason it was like where it shouldn't be. And it just landed. And someone's walking down the street and elevator fell on them. There's a video I have. I remember this vividly where some guy was like really drunk and his wife was trying to calm him down. He was like, get off me.

I'm out of here. And he went and he like shoved. It kept hitting the elevator shaft like door and he fell through it. That's good. And that video makes me laugh so much because that's a waste of life. I mean, is it though? Yes. No, I think it was a waste of life being alive.

Yeah. Yeah. That is a waste of life. Those are dishes are waste. Like, I'll look at you. This is a good one. John Ron Tofer or gayadian or queer, the ball bowling? I don't know what that name is, but this person wrote in.

Jesus Christ. He says, hey, hey, look, it's a little and dead meme. Hey, guys. First time question, asker, who is winning the gay cringe tattooed musician that begs to be canceled in their music competition? Ronnie Radke of falling in reverse or Tom McDonald of Tom McDonald. I like that. Of Tom McDonald. I like that.

That's a good question. Damn. They both suck a great deal. I think Tom sucks pretty hard. Damn, they both suck a lot. Honestly, I think Ronnie's got this personally. Because not only, so like Tom McDonald sucks, right? But I've never heard, like, his music is just kind of like lame.

It's not really like. It's not good, but like, whatever. Like, he's doing bullshit. Ronnie Radkechie has this one song that I think might be genuinely like one of the worst songs I've ever heard in my entire life. And it's that fucking, that video game song. Do you know that song? I might have heard it. I'm not sure.

Dude, it's like, my life is like a video game. Trying to hard to meet the state. I. Is that the one that, um, it might be the, the, the, the world burn one. or something I'd watch the world burn or I don't... I honestly, I... Look, I'm not...

I'm be honest, I'm not a hater of falling in reverse. I just actually don't listen to them. I remember... I just know one of their breakdowns. I heard one of their breakdowns because the guitarist of Vail of Maya is now playing in falling in reverse

and I saw like a promo where they were playing this breakdown. I was like, oh, that sounded sick. But like, I actually don't know their music. So I'm kind of like, uh... Uh, is that... Like falling in reverse? I'm not even,

I'm not even joking. Is that that guy, really? I'm not even, I'm not even remotely kidding. This is the official YouTube channel. Oh. It's called Game Over. And it is,

I, I really, there's no way to, it is, wait, is that, and is it like kick in after? And like,

it's like actual real music? How old is this song? Three years ago, it's, 2013, okay, I was like, the video was uploaded,

I guess. Look, I'll say this. The small bits and pieces I've heard recently of their music, leagues better than that. I didn't even know that was the thing. Holy shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't even know his thing.

I knew Ronnie Radke when he was briefly in this older band, Escape the Fate. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then Escape the Fate. I don't know if he was in, I don't think he was in it when this other song came out. It was called like this War is ours or something. It's actually kind of a good song. It starts off with some sweeping and shit.

But anyway, Rodney Radke, a lot of people just don't want. like the fucking guy specifically. Yeah. Here's my problem. So Tom McDonald, pure grifter. Right. I don't think he's talented at all. So he has to grift to do it to be successful at all.

Whatever. Ronnie, I understand this guy has a good voice. Why he pisses me off so much is that he doesn't have to go down this. Right. Oh, edgy. They're trying to cancel me thing. He was supporting, like I mentioned this guy, CJ, that got kicked out of the out of his murder. He was, I think he gave him money.

Yeah. He gave him money. Like he's going down this like anti-cancel culture culture war thing right now. It's frustrating when talented people do it because you know they don't have to. They don't have to at all. Tommy Donald has to. He has to. So I can't be.

I'm not even really upset. Like Tommy Tidal doesn't make me upset because he's just lame and dumb. Yeah, he's lame and dumb and he has to be to be relevant. He's like Dave Rubin or something. This guy. Right, right. He's literally like Dave Rubin. But like this guy and, um, the funny thing is, um, Ronnie and I got into a little, a little bit of a beef.

we got into we got a little bit of a little spat and it's funny that I just because I forgot I was so I was so uninterested right in Ronnie like so there was these allegations that he like assault to this chick and classic so apparently so it's alleged and he's actually counter suing he's suing this girl because apparently it's false or something but Ronnie is suing Anthony Fantano and some other people oh yeah I did see that. Deformation? Yeah, even though like,

Anthony Fantano was just repeating from stuff that was already out. So it's kind of, he can't win, but it's just a nuisance because Ronnie has a lot of money. He's a piece of shit. Yeah. So I'm in this, there's this thing called Rock Feed.

My friend Brian runs. And I was just saying, like, what a pussy. You're like, what a pussy that you're like suing people. And he's the, he's the free speech guy that, you know, he's taking on that, the whole thing. Oh, free speech, my free speech. And now he's trying to sue people.

and I was like, what a bitch. Ronnie screenshots that shit, puts it in his story on Instagram and says that I'm defending. I saw that a little while ago, actually. And he's like, oh, this guy's, uh, is defending Anthony Fantano calling me a rapist and all this stuff. And I was like, what the fuck? So I just say like, bro, like, you're fucking richest shit. Why are you even focusing on me at all? I completely forgot about it after that because I don't care about Ronnie. Like when I see Brian from Rockfeed doing stories about Ronnie I immediately just get past it Because I don't care about the guy at all

There are three messages unread messages of Ronnie In my inbox right now Really? Yes Well you gotta read them What do you mean? They're unread? You've never seen them? Because I literally I promise you guys

I don't care about I don't care about celebrities I'll be honest I don't care I'm not this guy that I'm like ooh clout So I was just like Ronnie's stupid I don't give a fuck So I let's see what it Hopefully it's still there because

I hope it's funny It was like It's probably not What do you think he's gonna be like Fuck you I don't know let's see let's see Let's actually find out Because I'm hoping and it's not like

It didn't disappear Because I know it's like Tied to He might have replied with a story I don't know Oh maybe yeah But that's possible Let's see

Because it said three messages So it probably can't be Three stories That'd be insane Can you imagine Because I'm like dude I'm literally no one to him. You're gay.

I just got to see how far back it was because I know it was probably like a month or... Here we go. Ronnie Radke. Oh, it only says two messages. Let's see. Okay, here we go. So he says, so I reply to him, suing people for talking shit is weak.

You have a very successful band and a bunch of people who arrive with you no matter what you've done. Why are you paying attention to any of this? why are you even wasting energy responding to me? And then he put, dude called me a fucking rapist. Shut your bitch ass up, fucking loser. You a sympathizer for this shit?

I'm just going to, what should I reply with? You know what you need to do. Send a picture of a, oh, send a picture of Mario spreading his ass. He might sue me for that. I don't, you can't win that.

It has to be a little more subtle. Oh, man. Wait, maybe it should be a voice message. No, he was not going to listen. You could leave it a little. I just think that's so funny. He's going, he read a fucking comment from another thing, screenshot it and put in his story.

What do you mean he's not going to read? Of course he's going to. Yeah, I don't know. Hey, man, I just got to this right now. Oh, now. My bad, Scott, he wouldn't have a jam session. Yeah, invite him on the show. Let's get him on the show.

Yeah, I have this really niche podcast. Do you fucking imagine? We have fucking Ronnie Ranky on the show. What would that even be? Hey, bro. So Ronnie, man. Yeah, you know, sorry, I just got back to it right now. You know, I don't really see my inbox very often.

But I understand, man. Look, look, we got off on the wrong foot. I have this small little podcast, snark tank. You know, it's not too big. There's a couple other YouTubers and shit like that. We want you to be on, come be a guest. I don't know. I don't know if you live in the L.A. area.

We're in the Burbank area, man. You come to the studio. We can hash the shit out, man. You know, I actually am a personal friend of Anthony Fantano. Like, we've hung out, lifted weights and stuff like that. We've had a little sex, you know. So I just want to let you know that it's all good. Yeah, so the offer still stands.

You know, I don't hate you or nothing, man. I just think you're rich as fucking. It's just a little weird that your weight. I'm sorry. Some of my boys are fucking on the background. Anyway, just let me know if you, you know. Yeah. Slam it all was good.

It's insane. I can't believe me. I so don't. I really hope he doesn't reply. I so don't care. That's awesome. It's like if I thought. That's just so funny that that's really,

like, you know what I mean? If he wasn't playing a character, then maybe I'd be a little bit more interested. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like I'd be like, oh, like, you're a fucking asshole.

Let me, um, maybe clap back a little bit. But he's just like. That's awesome. You're, I love that. Hariboney. Oh, he called me a rapist. Millions of people called you a rapist because they thought that shit was real. Who gives a fuck?

Was it fake? Well, allegedly, because he said he's suing this girl saying that it was like fake and he's sues. He's counting. He's suing her. So I don't know if it's real. You got to be angry at the people spreading the rumor, not like or the people like where that originates. Because otherwise it's just like, dude, information's out there. And it's just like, that sucks. What Anthony Van Tannen even said, it wasn't even. that like extreme. It wasn't like say he straight up was being like Ronnie Radke is a fucking rapist. He was. I'm sure he was just alleged like like, like, uh, he had this information to

the fact that that was a case that was going on. It wasn't like a direct defamatory thing he was doing. It's like, here's the information that I have and this is what I believe and Ronnie Radke sucks because of it. And to to like fucking like be remotely. I just can't, dude, I can't imagine this guy has millions of dollars. I just don't know how you go in the booth and record that video game song on purpose. Yeah, it was. I think there's actually something worse than that.

It's, there's a, he has a ballad, a piano ballad of Last Resort. What the fuck? It's from Papa Roach. Yes, it's, and I mean this, I'm no hyperball. It was. Hyperbole you mean? No hyperbole. I mean, yeah, I guess that's the point way to say it.

That was the worst thing I've heard. Like, it's because of how I've heard technically worse things. Like there's this, you know, these kids covering a Slipknot song and it's just so bad. But like, hey, they're kids. This was like, that song, it doesn't make sense to sound. It doesn't, it, all I can do is just play 10 seconds of it. So do you understand. Yeah, yeah.

Cut my life into penis. Understand how bad it is. This is my last penis. Hesitation. no penis Don't give a fuck If I have no penis Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis

This is my last penis penis Penus I fro penis Petus Pius is a funny word bro Here we go

Penises and reverse So it's got 29 million PANOS It's like some like tenet shit or something Or Inception I don't know Oh yeah yeah Very

It's like a cool Hugh No no no no no No It gets way worse too Because he starts like getting higher It's It's what it'd be wrong

It starts getting like It's bad I was like That's like rapping Poverati or something Like what do you Like why are you fucking I'm your biggest fan

I follow you until Oh you're so stupid Let's You said That's what you said No That's not what he said Paparazzi

I said Poverati I said Pavarati, the opera The opera. I love how that happened, though. I thought you said paparazzi and I was like, oh. Papa Razzi. That's crazy. Promise I'll be fine.

Is it fine? I'll be fine. Is it fine? I actually don't. Is it kind? I promise I'll be kind. I won't stop until the boy is mine. I don't understand that part.

Nica. Whatever. That's a good song. That was a fucking good album, man. Uh, yeah. Her first album is a fucking hitter, dude. Other than that fucking Colby guy, because that guy, what was that? Because remember the song of Just Dance? And it was, uh, it was one of, it was one of Adonnas, uh, artists.

And that dude. So was her, so was she. Well, that's what I mean. So that's why he shoved to promote him. Yeah. He shoved. And I was like, who's this guy? That song sounds like a like a con song too.

Yeah. I'm hitting. I'm a hit it. I'm a little. And he was, I was just like, get this nigga out of here. And then he's, he's, and I was like, and he's, and he's, and he's, and He literally had one hit and he died. Well, musically.

Oh. Because he's nowhere to be found. Acon had a powerful, he had a powerful late 2000s to like early, no, this late 2000s. He had a powerful thing. The Kobe guy? No, Kcon. Oh, yeah. Acon was, like, people don't remember how massive he was.

I was huge. Like, like, I know you do, but like say collectively as like a like socially. Oh, he's been gone for so long. That's why he kind of forget like how big he was for a while I was like oh he was the big up was a crazy big song He was the biggest artist in the world actually for a minute I think for a minute he was kind of like there was nobody eclipsing him He was just dangerous fucking uh what was the the one with uh

That was that smack that was that at that time at that time All on the Lord Wait don't remember any of that song I don't remember any of it I don't remember it's time to no time to waste back to my place then seven a time that's how to say

yeah yeah let's go oh my god you know that era music was actually that was 2006 it was terrible but it was fun

it was fun I thought it was fun it was fun it was very fun there was that song too was like Acon Acon I am Acon

I am Acon that shit That was crazy tripled platinum quadruple platinum What's beyond platinum fucking Nova

That went like paracausal What's that What's the rare, a rare pepe? Yeah. Shut up. Just shut up. God, I forgot about that.

A rare pepe. Well, how long have you had that? You didn't just think of that. That's been in your brain for a while. I think I mentioned it with Jack yesterday. So it's like, or not yesterday, recently. I have no recollection of like the last week of my life. Sorry.

That was really terrible. Yeah. I actually already forgot about it. And I was like, I was really happy that I did. I'm actually just, you brought it back. You know why I brought that?

I regret that that wasn't just the voicemail, the message that I sent. Just seeking, just seeking last resort. We should, yeah, unsend it and like, we'll,

yeah, do it again, do it again. You got mine. No, no, no, whatever. I,

I almost, I, Anthony, Anthony, Anthony, Anthony Benaventor right said, he says, can shirtman's secret identity

to be Sherman Shirtman. Sherman, that's too obvious. That's too obvious. Yeah, because you can be, it can be the same thing. It can be the same thing.

Yeah, Peter Parker's... Clark's name isn't Spider-Man. Spider-Man. The name is not Stephen Spider-Man, you know. Peter Spider-Man. No, what is a shirt? So his name is like... What's the first name?

Sherman. What is the shirt material with S? He could be polo. Is there anything? He could be like Patrick Polo. It could be Patrick or like Patrick Pollyas. Patrick Pollyette. Or Clyde Cotton's.

Clide Cotton's. Or cotton, his first name's cotton, because that's a real first name. A racist first name. But like, pretty much, unfortunately, it's one of those things where it's like, cotton's not a racist name my definition, but everyone named Cotton tends to be. It becomes a racist name if you are the last person to be picked for like a team sport and gym and you make the black person pick you. That's really the only situation in which that really translates. That's fair. I'll pick cotton.

Cotton I knew it Cotton coal His shirt man's name Cotton coal Yeah What you think Like coals?

Ooh Yeah KHOL Yeah Cotton Coal Let's go Cotton Coles Let's go

Is his first name Cotton with a K2 Yeah Yeah Yeah His first name's Cotton His middle name

His middle name His middle name is Kevin Kevin It could be Kevin Cotton Coles. I think that sounds better. It actually kind of sounds fire. Kevin Cotton Coal sounds like a genuinely good name.

That is. It's unfortunate. Amazing. But I don't like, I don't want him, I don't want, I think the KKK thing is on the bar. We don't have to. It doesn't have to be K. It doesn't have to be C Cotton, Kevin Cole. CKKK.

Whatever, fine. Look, man. That's too on the know. And then there's a registered trade market in the, at the end of K. There's a TM. Isn't on the nose because he's not. trademark in the end of goals. Is it on the nose because he's not actually a racist.

I know, but there's no need to attach that to him. It's just funny. Like, why are you attaching? Because it's funny. Like, think of it like this. He's a white man with a triple K day. Who wears a white thing over his face? That's too much.

That is kind of funny. But look, here's the thing. We don't have to make that apart because the middle name will be left out and only in serious situations like say, expanded universe. Like, look, people. People call him, like, they'll call him J.J.J. Not, they don't always call him J. Jonah Jameson. Right. Right. More often than not, they call him Jona Jainison. Nah, I think he just does, he announces himself as that, really. Well, people call him Jiz Jonah Jiz and something. You know, people call him Jus Jetereter. Jus Jeter. But what I'm saying is, the only time the K in the middle will be, like, say he's in trouble with his parents or something, right? Cotton Kevin Coles Come down here

Right now So it'll be subtly revealed Just in one of those little People can easily pass it up Like one of those things I He's

He's He's And no one will ever address it in the universe So is funny I think it is funny But it is like So yeah So

So the guy looks at him So does that mean He's he's Kevin Coles He's he's Kevin Coles And then so And then in an angry situation Like his girlfriend Or his boyfriend or his boyfriend

Whatever And he was like, Kevin Cotton Coles. You're like, whoa, pause. I don't make gay characters. We're not doing this. I just kill him off on my playthroughs. I don't make gay characters. Imagine that's all fucking, that's all, that's all Stan Lee was.

He's like, whoa, pause. Hey, blacks are fine. I don't. I don't deal with gays. Is there a gay character that he made? I don't think so. I think Wolfreed is a little queer, but, like, Like, that's a bit about it, I think.

I don't know. Is Wolverine queer? A little bit, yeah. He didn't seem queer to me. He's lived too fucking long. You know, he's lived too long and not be a little spicy. He's had to have sucked a couple of days. Yeah, like, he's just, come on, bro.

If you've lived that long. You're not 300 not touching a cock at least ones. I'm bored, bub. Yeah, he's like, I'm kind of bored of pussy, bub. Hey, Scott. Look, man. Hey, Scott. I've been kind of a dick a lot.

For the last time, Wolverine, leave my penis alone. Look, if. Find that I'm going to fuck. We can do a three-way, but that's as far as I'm going. We should wrap. I'm going to spite you because you won't give me your penis. I have a short stubby penis and I'm going to fuck Gene. I have a short stubby penis and I'm going to fuck Gene Gray is insane.

I have a five-through proportionate penis, but it's really wide. It's really wide and not. It's wide. It's wide. I have a five-three diameter penis. that is fucked I think it's more the more you think about it

because 5 3 diameter is crazy it's like an oil barrel All right Where's he hiding that Where's he putting that It's only an inch long So he folds it So like it's an inch long

Let's like Let's go Let's go Alright let's get the fuck out of here You're ready to get out of? Yeah let's get that out of Let's start wrapping the show He doesn't think

Ow Remember you can submit your questions? We were talking about him jacking off and like an idiot he jacks off with his claws. But he's like he's like, ow, ow, like he's complaining. He's like it hurts so bad. He could just not do that. He can just not cleave part of his dick off over and over again if he wanted to. That somehow became a talking point.

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I guess I don't know Hung jury You got to worry about a hung judge. He slammed the gab with his cock. It breaks the fucking thing. Just play the hammer game with my grandpa. I don't think he's breathing jumping in front of the anime truck to go to,

jumping in front of the anime truck to go to anime world, taking my 53 petabytes of AI generated hentai as a real black man. What is a petabyte? I think it's like a thousand, I think that's like a thousand terabytes. Oh my God. I think it's a thousand terabytes, right? That's so much porn. I could be wrong.

I don't know. That's basically, you know, you know, you know, I see those priests that get. arrested, they have that in CP essentially. That's so much. They always have just ungodly amounts and I was like, how is there, is there even that many children on this planet? It's like the fucking lead singer

of Rurone Kenchin. What happened? What? Yeah, the creator of Heroni Kenshin. I don't know what happened. He got caught with like, he got caught with like CP. It was it like, like, I'm not lying, actually. Was it like just gang loads? Was it like one of those crazy situations? I think it was like just like a

couple DVDs or something. I don't I think it was crazy. I hate thinking about DVD because then it makes it too real. Yeah, because it's like, because they produce the, you know what I mean?

Like that was like printed. It's worse. It's way worse. But, uh, um, that's real. Yeah.

Jororna, like there's like a letter signed by like all, a bunch of other other mangaka, not Toriyama, which is interesting. But yeah. But,

um, yeah, it's like Oda signed it. Um, yeah. This is real. That you could look this up right now. What did they say?

It was like the same thing that like any, like any letter like it's like the Roman Polansky letter or the Danny Masters and they were like, people are like he's a good guy you know? Wow. Yeah, yeah. What the look it up? Look up a Ronnie Kenshin creator. I'm sure it'll be like the first thing that comes up. How do I know what it is? If it's not, if it doesn't directly affect them, they don't care. Yeah, yeah. Right? Because like if it was if it was DVDs of their kids, they

definitely wouldn't sign that. Tori Allen was too busy being like I forgot the rules of my own universe. I can't be. He's like, oh my God, which what's, how many sons go have again? two you know what the little one's not that cool the older one I like him a lot they don't like him very much got it's been short for a long time huh let's take him tall now hey guys how many how many how many um how many DVDs how many how many sorry not DVDs how many video essays do you think there are that are trying to gaslight you into thinking

dragon ball GT was actually good oh like the like the the rewriting of history yeah to be fair I've seen nobody rewrite history round GT. I have. I definitely have. Oh, you have? Where? I never hated GT, but I understand what it is and it's just not as, I didn't hate it. I wouldn't say it. I just didn't like it. I hated it. I watched it

one time and I was like, this sucked. You never watched Dragon Ball, that's what. It's more like Dragon Ball and that's fine for what it is. And that's it. Super Saint Four is a cool idea, I enjoyed Dragon Ball. I didn't enjoy Dragon Ball Gt. I think it was fine. Dragon Ball GT is terrible because the tone is wrong. The the characters that they choose to focus on are really not

interesting. The idea, like, the idea that the beginning of that show is fucking stupid. Because, like, not only does, like, that stupid crew come back. No Pilaf? Yeah, it's just like, you suck. Fuck, peel off in the crew, man. Peeloff is, like, box office poison. Like, the second I see him, I'm like, this is gonna be terrible.

I think DJ's fine for what it is. And then it starts like, oh, you know who's a great, you know who would be a great pair? Pan, uh, Goku, but let's make him a kid again. And then fucking trunks. Trunks. Not cool trunks. Yeah, not cool. Like, this is a terrible ensemble.

That's the most egregious part of it. it they chose not cool trunks they made gohan not cool after he just finished being really cool they it's all they made go ten look so stupid like it's a lot of stuff the way it's just like this is just clearly there's a there's everything it didn't make this you're like you're like the way that you're explaining it it's like well how are you okay with this what i what i'm fine it really is terrible is that it's like another like let's go find the dragon balls on this like little whimsical adventure i want to throw an anvil on you it's not even whimsical though it sucks Like, I wish I was so strong.

It's just not Dragon Ball Street. Like, I'm not... Just drop the envelope on it right on you. I'm not watching it for what I'm watching drugs. I watch it as a kid. I was just fine. I'd rather watch it. I just don't know how you thought it was...

Because I remember watching it. I don't love it. I remember getting excited about it because I remember getting it on DVD. I was like, oh, I've never seen Dragon Ball GT. And I watched like the first like five, six episodes. And I remember being like... I really hate everything about this. I think Super St.4's cool.

I think Super St. go Jita's cool. I don't hate it. I think Nova Shemron, the black one that had the big lips. For some reason, it gave him blig lips, and he had a black man's voice. Blig lips. Yeah, he thought he was cool. And then that was it.

I was like, it was fine. Super 17 is terrible. 17 is so stupid. The first arc, the first beat, the beginning with the dancing people sucks. It's just not good. It's very not good. It missed. But I definitely, I saw, I saw, I saw, I mean, I saw an essay for, uh, for making a case for

like, say, Angley's like Hulk. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's like shit like that. People are doing these things and I'm like, look, I don't care if you like the fucking movie. I like how destructive that Hulk was. Stop trying to convince us that this shit was actually good. The rewriting of history is like really annoying. It's, it's, I've seen that like Helsing recently.

Oh, really? The one, uh, um, was it, was it Hugh Jackman? Yeah, Jackman's. In Van Helsing or whatever? The Van Helsing. Yeah, yeah. And someone was like, we're getting nostalgic over Van Helsing now. Yes.

Someone was like, man, this scene like hits so bad. And people are like, no, dude. What are you fucking talking about? It's fun. it's fine for it to be a fun experience. I like that movie because it was fun. I watched it a bunch of times on DVD. I was talking one of my first two DVDs I owned. I watched

Helsing. Like I said, that's fine. I was talking to Jojo about the Power Rangers movie in the 95 one. And I'm like, it's a fun watch. I would never write a script being like, actually. You know it's funny? Like I've seen a lot of video game ones like that and I saw an essay recently.

There's a lot of like Halo 4 revisionism that I see where it's just like And it's funny because I saw one recently where it was just like a really long diatribe. It's like, Halo 4 is worse than you remember actually. And I really appreciated it. I watched that whole. I popped popcorn for it. And I was like, yes.

Did you make that bit? Is that a video you just have in your room that you made? And you were like, whoa, how did you get here? No. No, but can I say it? I have it downloaded on my phone. Nice. Because he's like me.

He's like me now. He's turning into one. No, no. Because I have you do premium and it lets you download. Oh, it's just like that's, I love. that I could, I watch that video to just feel reinforced. Right. You know what I mean?

I need to hear from somebody else who I have no connection with that also understands why this is so terrible. I don't know. I think that's very true for Metal Gear Solid Rising. I think a few people made videos about it. People were like, yeah, this game is actually, because when it came out, people hate, dude, people hate it. That's not true at all.

People, dude, I didn't meet us. Granted, I'm coming this from a Metal Gear Solid fan at that time where I really like Metal Gear Solid. And I think that was kind of the thing, was like, what? What the f? It was my least favorite character back again. Look, there's...

Being a samurai, we're just... Cyber samurai is kind of cool. It's one thing, it's one thing to change your mind on something. It's another thing... Probably. Closid least.

I just don't like the... The flip-flopping. You know what I mean? I don't mind. If you've always thought this, cool. Whatever. That's your perspective.

Why not? I don't care. You know, because I, I've been on record. Like, I still feel like... God damn it, my phone. I still feel like, what is it, that DMC game?

Yeah. Like back in the day I thought that like this is cool Like this is fucking this is so out of pocket and weird That like I'm into it I've never disagree with you. I never disagree with you more I think that's one of the first arguments you ever got into I think that game is such a fuck you to the face of that franchise It's odd outrageous

I didn't play the other games because of that game I were done where you jump off I knew what it was and just for what it was I enjoyed it was I enjoyed it a lot. I just thought it was definitely you know. It wasn't that devil make crime. Well it was like first of all it was pretty it was pretty obvious that you know

what was it the ninja theory guy? Yeah. Yeah yeah. It was it modeled after him. It was like okay let's let's get that out of the way. All right. We know what's happening right here and then for him to get even white Dante Harry has to turn into the devil mode which I thought that was hilarious. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like for what it was. I still had fun with the game but it was one of those games that you just play once.

I played it one time PS3 and I was like it was really fun. And I was done. I so, I just hate that. It wasn't, like, it wasn't, it wasn't, like, see, the way you're thinking of, you're thinking of, but you're doing the same thing with, like, Middle Gear Rising where you're, like, comparing it to this. And I'm like, that's not what it is. It's not what that is, but it is.

But I understand how, like, I know what you're saying. But I also understand you can be disappointed or, like, I wish it was this. I know what you're saying, right? Because it's, it's not a devil. It's not Devil May Cry. But unfortunately, it's called Devil May Cry. Yeah, it's a DMC. It's a little thing.

It's a little thing. It's just a little, but it's like an off-street. Like Metal Gear Rising, it's something different. So, look, I understand why you'd be like, oh, I wish it was like these games, but it's not. It's like, it takes the characters, it takes the frame of the world and then just like rapes it. If you're, hold on, hold on. I'm sorry. And there's a lot of people that are going to probably be that are huge DMC fans.

Let's hear it. If you're playing those games for the lore, you're stupid. I think the games exist in a very, in a very silly way. I know the stories front of back. I think they're the dumbest fucking bullshit ever. You cannot, you cannot tell you, do you finish all the games? You played all of them. Are you going to tell me that Virgil isn't a good video game character?

That's, Derek. It's, it's, if you're really into anime, I understand. Relative to the world he's in. If you're in anime, I understand he's a very good character. He's a good anime character. He's a good character. He's not. Virgil's not cool.

He's not. No, no, that's the thing about Virgil. He tries to be cool really hard and he has cool moments, but then he does some dumb shit. Like, you're a fucking idiot. Everybody in that universe is a stupid action anime. Like, it's fast and furious. Except for Virgil, Virgil, Virgil is a really angsty, edgy boy that takes everything

way too seriously. That's always an anime. And it's like, that's fucking, uh, it's fucking, it's fucking, it's fucking, it's, it's Gokua and Vegeta. It's L. It's like, it's like, so the whole thing where I'm like, in that, in that, in that context, yeah, that's good shit. I think he's a good character, especially all of five.

I think what it was before, maybe before five. He's crazy. No, no, I don't, you don't think you guys, well, you've played this year, you might not, you might just not, you might as not like it, but that's not your kind of story. I think Virgil as a character is a good character. I just, I think, I think in the context of that world, yeah. Yeah, I think I think like him going through his whole experience. If you can like, if you throw that into somebody who's not into, like, anime, they're going to

be like, this is fucking stupid. And, and I don't think so. I think, I think you can appreciate. I appreciate that character. Come on, man. Because thinking of it like this, right? I don't like, what is someone else? Come on.

Why can't you just accept some things are dumb as fuck? I know, I think, I think that world is silly. I think Virgil does a lot of dumb shit. And I agree that, like, there's, there's, there's, there's, Dante fucking skates on a fucking rocket and kicks people in the mouth and they blow the people. You know, and I love Dante for what he is. I think he's fucking funny.

But exactly. But that's exactly what that is. You love it for what he is. But, but, like, I think Virgil is a pretty good, like, as a character. Kingston, virtual, virtual isn't even as good as fucking Jack. From what? Marston. Like,

he's not, like he's not, Jack's cool, Jack's cool. But that's, did you play Red Dead? You didn't play Red Dead once a completion. That's why.

So you're, your point doesn't count. No, I just don't care about John Martins. I don't care of Jack Markston. You're out of pocket, Kingston. The moments when Jack becomes cool.

You're out of pocket Kingston. You're out of pocket Kingston. You're out of it. I'm done, sister. I'm dead, sister. I got tape it.

I love, man. The Monson's in that shit is so amazing. That game has been taken too far. That game has been taken too far. mod-wise. Like that point you should take it back with people. People follow NPC pranks. And like it's,

it's just like fallout and mostly Red Day 2. But the Red Day 2 ones, like fucking, what's his name, Jose? Josea, yeah. He was basically lassoing everybody. And then, you know,

dragging them behind the trains and they go flopping. Did you see the one recently? You posted that to that. That shit is incredible. I saw one recently that was like, um, uh,

they made every single character. drunk. Oh, so everyone's all just like... They gave everybody the drunk status effect or something. So like they're just like saying lines that don't really make sense and they're stumbling. What makes me laugh. And they're in the campsite. That's so fun.

You posted, right? I'm thinking of that video and it's funny that that little kid had to climb up on that bench to sit down or someone had to help him sit there. And I'm thinking about that. I'm like, this is crazy. Yeah, we're talking about, we're talking about this mod. We're talking about this video where it's like, it's a red dead mod where there's a scene, I'm not going to spoil it necessarily because it is a spoiler and I think that is a game,

that is a game that's like really great. But I've got, huh? It's nearing, it's nearing 10 years. I'm, if you didn't, if you haven't played Red Dead by now, man,

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He has a KFC receipt from 2008. Can you imagine? Like, you're not trying to keep this as a relic. It's just there. It just is. Yeah. That's so crazy. He needs to go talk to somebody about that.

Being that slavily, like being slovenly in general is often a sign of something, but being that slovenly is like really bad. And also being a millionaire too. That's really. It's infinitely worse. It's more insane for that case, but like, because you can't clean a house that filthy, really. Like, you got to get a new place. Well, you have to have the carpet redone.

You have to have any professional people need to reduce stuff. You need to, like, have your house renovated, probably. proper. Yeah. And he has the money to do it. Because the shit that probably lives in his house, the bacteria is probably in his home. I remember the the roaches aren't afraid to crawl on him. That is a huge sign that the roaches have become domesticated. Imagine that. Imagine that. I wish him the best of help, man. I think he needs to take a take a step back for real and really figure himself up. He's shown himself too many times that he has zero empathy and he's kind of psychotic. He had to take recently that I did see that he had to take recently that I saw that I was happy to

see someone of that magnitude have. What was that? About like, wokes? Did you see that thing that he said about woke shit? He was like, I can't remember exactly the wording of it, but the idea was like if, oh my God, I'm going to butcher it. But it was like the idea, it's like, if something is woke, it can't make, it doesn't make a bad game worse or a good game better or something like.

It was like something like it was just like it's like, like, the idea is like that it's just like kind of a, kind of a, kind of thing about a, you know, about a piece of media. And it was like, oh, thank fucking God. At least like. There's some sanity. Someone that large, too, in that space saying that is good. Yeah, because I feel like no one actually has that conversation where it's like,

and we talked about in the last episode, I think, about like the, yeah, the Seinfeld Network note and how it's like that's technically woke, but it's not a negative thing. I think about that. I think about that particular point off that people bring up DEI, right? It's like, this person's a DEI candidate. It's like someone could be that candidate, but if they're, they can do the job fine, why should they not be there? But first of all, they're not, I hate that.

Like, like, like, like, let's say like, like, it's like, it's like, it's like, There's a diverse pick. Like we're like, are we going to choose a woman to do this, right? Yeah, but if the woman checks all the, I is though. No,

no, yeah, yeah. Again, let me, let me just, let me just get to the picture. Uh-huh. But this person checks every box

of being capable of doing this thing. They are completely capable of doing it. They just happen to be a person of a different ethnic group they want to give a chance to do it. Yeah. What is wrong with that? What is the problem with that? Well, you know what the problem is because once.

I know, I know, I know what they think the problem is. So it's like, so that's the thing. we have to be honest even though they always push back against this because they always claim they're not racist or sexes but it can't be that because obviously

they all claim to believe in meritocracy so if that person happens to be black or happens to be a woman or whatever the fuck and if they're the best person for the job they literally shouldn't say anything but they're saying something because they're black or they're a woman so they're fucking bigots and they never want to stand on that shit

being a racist is fine if you're a true racist you still suck you still suck to me I have no respect for those fake people and I have 0.1% for like biggest that are just like yeah I'm a bigot and I'm like at least you're just letting me know that I

should stay away from you and you're not trying to snake this just wheezy your way like that fucking guy that would he called customer service at Ubisoft and he was like trying to oh insiders exposed the the woke DEI shit and Assassin's Creed Shad it was

dude there's a fucking call log and this guy everyone's just like everyone was just like, this guy's fucking psychotic. Like, go get some pussy, bro. Like, look, man. What are you doing? I'm not, I'm not a big fan of Kamala Harris, right? I think she's not,

she's not the person I would have chosen to be president. I would have chose her vice president very much so over her. But the idea is that for you, for an argument against her being president is being so much bigoted insanity. Oh, the rights calling me like, they're saying, they say I'm misogynist for telling a, Danica Patrick that she's stupid Isn't that great?

Horseshoe, man. The horseshoe theory, it's awesome. Like, you give a fuck. Yeah, right? Like, are you kidding me? But my thing is that if the case is that... I just got done beating my wife just to call you fucking...

Now, someone that said that go to their page and have them... Did you see what I said in the chat? Something disrespectful about Kamala Harris. Wait, how much you want to bet? How much you want to bet like... With a flag in his profile. No, no, no, that the, what are the retweets going to be?

Um, like the quote tweets? Yeah, of somebody being like defending Danica Patrick Oh, oh, so much for the tolerant left Yeah, yeah, yeah I know that's one

That I always say Like you're supposed to tolerate Everything They think that being tolerant means let everything fly Lives of TikTok Stone Toss Oh, who are they gonna be

Yeah, yeah, yeah Well, they saw that Of course, of course It's the same exact So Lib the TikTok's gonna pretend Like she's not No, no, it's not Lives of TikTok

Like I'm looking at like What the retweets On the page are going to be Oh, oh, oh, oh It's never not that. It's never not listed. It's the same people. It's NPC shit.

It's crazy. It's, it's so programmed. I want to be surprised one time. I'm never. It's so sad. I see a guy that's like supporting Tim Walls and I'm like, oh, interesting. Oh, you have a problem? That's weird.

Okay, good. Let's talk. Let's talk. Let's talk. Me and you. Let's come. I want to learn from you. Jack Pesibik and wokeness and shit.

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Black people and slave masters need to get back together I did see that, yeah It was one of those, it was a post advocating for slavery It was like an AI slave and like some type A white Jesus guy Some Jesus dude Crazy and it's just open Those pages started to pop on them after a certain person started owning the website

Yeah, they used to be... Interesting. They used to be subtle. Like, they used to be like, oh, these... Oh, Western something, you know. Like, arguably racist. And it was like, oh, I can't completely pinpoint it. And now they're just like, oh, no, no, like racism.

It's great. Like, they brought back Andrew England. The fucking white supremacists, literally. Dude, he runs the Daily Stormer. Yeah. And he got banned obviously because he's a white supremacist. And Elon Musk is like, oh, yeah, we're gonna... I thought left his head of...

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I just have motivations It's just a tomb My motivation You have it now you can choose to use it. Are you going to use it, Dragonborn? Like, no. Maybe I should use it.

I'm going to use it on Epstein. What if he kills you and then he uses it and then you come back? Oh, no. But I'm not. I didn't do anything. Like, you must have. My thum. Why are you back?

My thume doesn't lie. I'm saying with a good dragon. This Aldeween and it is on. Parthalax? Parthalax. There you go. Parthanax. Parthanax?

Parton Ax is the good one. Oh, shit. And then there's Derby. Stop. Get out of here. God, scared me. I saw the Chun Li Tits and it like freak me out for a second. Alaskan oil for the trash, Texas Sater salad,

Majid Young Sheldon took on my ass hairs. Niggie, jizzy, formerly known as Nikki. Parth, Thirnacks, yeah, okay. Nintendo Entertainment Setterner. Nintendo Sextrum. Nintendo Sexy 4, Gay Q. Did you kill Parthanax? The good one?

Well, yeah, to be a part of the blades or no I did Yeah, I didn't I didn't do it the first time I got that cool katana Yeah, second play through I felt bad I couldn't do it I killed I killed the blades

Nintendo Weeners And then the second play through I killed the shit on the Nintendo Switch That sexual kind I hated that I killed him Because he's a good guy I mean you feel bad You feel bad

But he's also like not helping So I'm the same time I'm like You could really be helping me fight him He could be doing a lot more But like I felt bad Like he was like an ancient dragon He could have went out

He was like a blood worm You got to went out there and like fucked up a bunch of the dragons. He might have died, but like, I killed that nigga. And he was kind of fine with you killing him too. He was like, go ahead. He was like, you do it, my nigga. I know what you're doing, bro. Honestly, on God, for real, for real.

Congrats, Sweene on losing weight. Good shit, man. Keep it up. I actually finally, I fit into my clothes better now, so I feel good. I'm noticing that. Trump breaking character. Sweeney losing weight. Oh, my God.

I heard him chuckle. Yeah, yeah. He chuckled when he was talking about Arnold Palmer's penis. Isn't that wild? Yeah. He just brought that up. And then the first time he laughed. And then he's like, he did that.

He went, he he said. And I was like, oh my God, he did it. He can laugh. Talking about a band's penis. You should become a president because you can laugh. Apparently, Arnold Palmer's daughter. Now, I don't know if she's lying, but he said Arnold Palmer was like, Arnold Palmer hated Trump.

And also, he was disgusted that Trump would stare at his dick all the time. I don't know. I don't know if I believe that last part. That's too a little on the other. I feel like he wouldn't notice. Yeah. So I was like, I don't know if I believe that.

I don't know, man. We live in a real world. RFK is related to who he's related to, you know. Yeah. Like, like, his family's like, this nigga's stupid. His kids are like,

this niggas. Because he's so objectively stupid. And unfortunately, people are just fucked, right? What problem is that? Because like, like,

in a real world sense, I'm just a normal average person. Like, imagine he met his uncle. Imagine he met his uncle right now. He'd be like, what are you what? Are you fucking stupid?

Dude, this nigga has a book. where he's like, AIDS isn't real. He's like, age is caused by gay drugs. And I'm like, I'm not even, it's not even fucking, there's no hyperbole in that. He stood on that, on his own two fucking feet. And he's also talked about it publicly.

And people are like, this is a genius. He cares about health and shit. And I'm like, oh, so this nigga goes to work with Trump now that has rolled back every fucking regulation that's made people sick. And he's, he swears. And he cares about, I'm like, at some point, the stupidity has to. stop. There has to be limits right.

Sween losing way to fit into his Long Beach Griffey costume for Halloween. Sorry, Ms. Jackson, badly brave, duck cunt, Ethereum, Brogerian Hunter, Nelfram, Melfis 1, and frowning out our list, uh, the homie, uh, really cool

dude met him in person, the king of haphazard. Yeah. Him and Hugger Derek were the goats, man. Seeing them in person was hilarious, bro. I literally asked them for, no, did he was, remember, um, I think it was hugger dirt was at the airport we were at and we have to see him again

and we left. Oh really yeah yeah yeah. And it was really fucking, because you left a different time, right? You left the night after we left, right? We left the night of you left the night after. And you feel about him from the side? I thought that was you.

What? I thought it was boomhauer. It does look like a Mike Judge kind of drug. Yeah. With a fucking asshole mouth. What is it? I don't know. I really have to be a fuckable mouth.

That should be your recognizable, um, um, um, Art style? Yeah, like asshole mouths. Yeah, disgusting mouths. Every one I draw has a big fat lip. All right, guys, get fucked.

Yeah. We're gonna, we'll see you next time. Stay safe. Stay safe out there. It's dangerous out there. Don't let it snow on you. All right, bye. Yeah, seriously.

Knickers a doofus. What if I just turn retarded, like, and like, actually, and it's never, it's real. And we just have to acknowledge, we just had to, like, pretend, like, like it didn't happen? Like I never, it's like it's not a bit at all. He goes, oh. Dude, I wouldn't be able to do the podcast. If he came in the show one day.

I wouldn't be able to do the podcast anymore because I would be going to be talking at you laughing. All right. What we do now?