The Snark Tank - #273: Dragon Age is COOKED

Episode Date: November 1, 2024

Dragon Age The Veilguard is out... and as long time fans of the DA franchise, we're saddened in the direction it's headed.MERCH: http://www.snarktank.shopPatreon: https://patreon.com/TheSnarkTank

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Yeah. But, man, it's a, it's been a time. It's been, I feel. There's a lot. Yeah, it's getting wild, man. Before we go into this, I want to get over with now.

So no one talks by anymore. It's that drawing of that fucking person that everyone keeps saying looks like. Dude. Wait, what? You didn't see that? So here's a thing. Because he, because this dude freaked out. And so like, we, I didn't, because I wanted to meme the fuck out of it.

But this dude would like freak out on some guy tagged him. He's like, oh, like, like as if someone's going to actually fucking arrest you, bro. Well, no. Well, no. but like, how'd I explain it? There's like a time and a place, you know, like, if someone said that to me directly, I'd be like, oh, that's mad funny. No, no, no.

Like, this is, if there, if there was a mug shot or a drawing, it's a, you know, one of those artists drawings, I didn't. I didn't, I was like, hey, dude. I was like, hey, dude. I mean, like I said, I said verbatim, let me, let me say it first before you say. Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. I said, everybody was like, look, dude, I understand this is a joke and I get it, but this is like someone that sexually assaulted somebody.

Like, I get, I get where you're coming from. it is funny but like maybe don't directly tag this person you say looks exactly like this person that's actually harass somebody that's all I said I did not make a fucking big thing I did not go like that you do dude don't fucking do that

you absolutely murdered the fun of it I think it's fucking funny but also I still don't know what we're talking about so it's on so go to the snark tank go to the snark tank Twitter because I retweeted it just the other day because like I was like okay just in this

thing you're not tagged. So it was just the snark tank thing that tagged it. And I'm like, because to me, the concern was that you're being tagged directly and maybe some mouth breather would call the police. Someone could say something stupid and lines can be drawn out of nowhere. I'm like, all right, look.

Like, I just don't believe. That is such a stretch. Because I'm just saying from my, you know, look, look, you did what you have to do. I get it. Because I don't, I didn't take personal offense. I wasn't even rude to the person about it. I understand it's pretty funny.

Like, I get it. But like. I would love to see this. What I mean, What I mean by freaking... There is comedy to it, though. What I mean by freaking out is that the artist's depiction, it does look like a fuck... It looks like a meat canyon sweep.

That's what I say. It looks like it. It looks like it. It looks like that. It's actually... Let me go on the snark tank, a Twitter. Oh, my God. Because I just...

That almost got me. Yeah, so it was one of those things, though, but... Because I wanted to... What the fuck? So I... Oh my God I can't believe you missed it Who is that?

It looks like His eye is lazy In the drool Dude, The eye is their fun That's what the icing on the cake That is one of the craziest things I've ever seen

It looks like if someone It looks like if someone from memory Drew a monster version of myself And I was like It's so good It's so fucking good It's so I can see

I can see where I can see where someone's like Oh that looks like me But all the same time That looks so much more monstrous than I am. Oh my God. That's why it looks like a Halloween version of you. It's like the Halloween merch that we were talking about.

Oh, my God. You should we have to? No, no, no, no, no. No, we can't. No, we can't. No, we can't. That's, I want to because I think that's fucking funny. Dude, that's insane.

I don't know. I think that's perfect. I think that's perfect, but also like, you know, like, it's the new scumbag line. It's the next drop. That is great. I, I can, can I see that again? That is one of the most insane. I've ever seen.

That's supposed to be a real person? Apparently. How did they get his eyes so lazy? That's what's so. I'm like, how did they get his eyes? If they took out all of the redeeming factors of my face, anything that could consider me as attractiveness,

that is it. And they took out all of all of the good features I have. That's nothing good of you is like, he's a canine. He's a fucking, he's like, he's a literal bee. That feels like,

Is that racist? There's no way that guy looks like that. It's got to be somewhat racist. There's no way anybody on the face of the earth looks like that. So this is what he did. This IMPD, which I don't know what I am is. You know, it could be anything. Yeah.

So IMPD. Inner Michigan. Intermishish. Inner monsters. Inner monster police department says a 16-year-old girl walking near 38th Street and at Post Road was abducted by the man portrayed this. sketch. She says she, he sexual assaulted her in an older tan SUV. Like, even the older tan SUV thing, it's like, bro, switch it up. Like, get a Prius or something. Like, you're so,

you're so, you can't fit someone in a Prius. That's a good point. Yeah, you can't be like an abductor and a new one. You can't be an abductor in a Prius. I can't fit in the Prius at all. That's true. I gave, I gave, I gave, I gave Kingston a ride one time in my, because I have a fiesta. Yeah, yeah. And like, I was like, I don't think I can do this again because he can barely fit there. You look so uncomfortable in it. It's insane because obviously I'm a fat dude, but even if I was

thin. Yeah, just being tall. I just can't survive in California. You're a tall person. It doesn't work for me. I go on rides and I'm like... Dude, Jojo's best friend just flew in town and she's either just as tall or a little bit taller than you. Than me? Yeah. That's insane.

Yeah, she's fucking... I think I saw pictures of them standing next to each other. She didn't look that tall. You should check again. That is such a matter of back way Maybe I'm misremembering how tall Jojo is Joe Joe's 5-9 Oh never mind So she's 3 inches taller than me

And I think Jojo was near my hot No I just For some reason You don't see her that often either Yeah I don't see her that often I guess I don't know I just I never

Even though she is taller than you I don't imagine it for some reason She's a woman No no no this is like not I know how I sound I know who I am I know what I usually do But like it's because she's a woman

You're like, I'll usually assume more often than not, we see men being taller than women. I know what you mean. It's like people or like say on YouTube. At least the same height. People on YouTube were so shocked when I say that I was 5'6 because me being a black man, they immediately thought that I was a juggerna. You're scared. You're scared. Yeah.

They're like, man, maybe I can defeat this one in combat. I'm not scared of this one. Don't. That would go so horrible. That's one of those things. Go just go grapple, man. People don't know. People don't know how to get out of real grapples in real life, and it's sad.

You don't even know how to get out of a real gravel. Yeah, you know, you just... You're in your pocket knife. I think you should really just, like... I think Diddy actually taught people a lot of stuff. Like, one thing that it taught people is to, there is an advantage. There's an advantage in having that much baby oil. Because if you get into a dust-up with someone who knows how to grapple, they can't grapple.

Yeah. If you're fighting someone dusty as well, you know, you're... well. Yeah. If you're... That's actually kind of like the... Isn't that like

the unstoppable force and the moonball object? Yeah. A man covered in dust and a man covered in beating his baby oil. But they're covered

to the... You're going to be covered in dust? The guy that's covered in dust he looks like Sandman. He looks like... That's how dusty he is when Sandman's in dust form. I actually can't imagine

being covered in dust. Like I can't... Like these two people are at a bar and they get into a fight. They happen to be covered a baby oil And the other guys They don't know each other They're two separate

They're from opposite sides of town They're opposing forces They will be drawn to one another You're from the dusty part of the town We'll be drawn to another So this is a random random fucking TGI Friday Everybody's like kind of trying to have like a regular night

You know if you had TGI Friday You're already kind of your life's kind of shitty already Yeah And then these two people just walk And he's like what the fuck's about to happen here A slippery man in a dust By the way when I say dust I know that there's like

outside, like if you're at a beach, you can imagine, right? The sand or whatever. I'm talking like house dust, like the gray, like navy blue. Like house dust. Yeah, out of the vacuum. Yeah, out of the vacuum. Lint, essentially. I love it.

That makes my skin crawl so much. And I don't know why. I guess it's gross by nature, I guess. It's gross in a way that's not, not like, you're not going to throw up necessarily. It's not repulsive, but it's like, oh, this is just kind of gross. Yeah, it's dingy. I'm like, yeah,

it's dingy. It's a good way to put it. Completely full of baby oil. It was terrifying because they can't, you can't stop them. Yeah, it's hard. I mean,

what do you? Because even if they attack you, one thing you want to try to hold off the attacker, you want to grab them and try to like stop them. But then they can't slip right through you. It just keeps, whoop, man,

you know, he had a slide whistles out. He does the chair between you and him and he just kind of slides through the atoms of a chair. He just walks through the chair on you. You're like, what the fuck? Is this?

Is that what Dini was trying to achieve actually? He was trying to go to the first universe. He's trying to go to the universe prime. In the back of Dini's mansion, he has, you know that, you know that Hedron Collider for Spider-Rat 3? It's that, but it's just baby oil. He's trying to build a perfect baby oil man. He couldn't do it. He's infusing infant with baby who had a young age and died.

He actually wasn't doing sex trafficking. He wasn't doing any of that stuff. He was just abducting people to turn into baby oil people to build a baby oil man. to build a baby oil man army. Ah, that's crazy because I feel like there would have been a lot of volunteers if he would have just been forthcoming. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, but you can't do that, you know?

It's difficult to pitch. You can't engineer people. That's like against one of the basic laws of humanity. I mean, I feel like if you sign up, you can't even put up, you can't put up a thing for them to sign up for it. I mean, it's why you know how like all the dogs that get tested on and rabbits and stuff, they signed up for it. Yeah, they do.

They sign them. And then it's, and then it's, and then it's fine. A little paw print on an evil contract, on a contract, a contract on fire. And he's like, yeah. And then Fauci fucking does his thing. It's crazy that you can't. Jax the dog with raw AIDS. It's a, it's a fucking vial of AIDS.

They have, you know, they have those, they have the mulch, like, the valves that, like, you know, they have the vows that just carry, like, a month's worth of medicine. It's just, like, AIDS, though. They have it just stored. Bro, imagine it. I mean, actually, I say imagine, but they have every fucking virus and disease. At every single one of them, the CDC, they have those vials of them.

That shit is so terrifying. Like, if some crazy asshole that works, they just decide to snap and they just let everything lose. I am so, but those things they have for the most part, most of them that they have anti, like things that deal with them. I know they have stuff like that,

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Like they have these preventative measures that sometimes this fails spectacularly. We're like, oh, how did this, how did this even happen? When you go, what's even like, say, any major disaster, when you start looking into it, I understand why people think conspiracy,

it's a conspiracy theory. Because you're like, how did it fail this spectacularly? Like any major event when you think about it. It's always a series of people just being a little too lazy. It's always like people being like lazy in the sense that it like you could have just. Yeah, it's probably fine. Five more steps. You could have went and checked that one more.

The one day. Every day. The one day you were just like kind of took it a little easy. It's got to be fine. Like freak from. than some freak spider man lizard. It is literally like

dumb ass child. It is literally it's like TSA. You know like I've I've gotten through TSA accidentally with like knives and fucking like more times

than you would assume you know because it's just like that And then like it's cluster bombs Yeah cluster bombs Pressure Cookers A pocket nuke. There's like

There's a pocket dude The only The thing that's weird about it to me is that like They will stop you So there's like generally, you would assume that certain things they have flagged, right? Yeah.

Because they like, take your laptop out, take your fucking game system out or whatever. But then sometimes I'll put my, I'll take, I'll look at my camera and I'll be like, do I need to take this out? I'm not going to do it. And I leave the camera in my bag. And sometimes it goes through and it's no problem. And then other times they're like, oh, it's this. It's the camera. And so it's like there's no consistent rules.

said about this at all? That seems so fucking haphazard. I mean, I think there is a rule. It's just some people are like, it's just a camera. You know, like, they're supposed to do it, but they just let it go. Some fucking idiots never seen a camera before. They're like, what's this? Is this like a gun? Oh!

He's heard screaming at the screen? Oh! He takes the gun. Gun! He starts shouting gun! That he has. He starts firing. He's just firing blindly. He's firing at only people of muscle

descent, right at them. It's your, it's clearly your bag. And he just targets fucking like anything that is remotely browned as a beard. That is insane. He has AIMBot, bro. Boom, boom.

So this guy could have been like the greatest ever in like some type of gun slinging thing. And he just chose to work in the TSA. It's like fucking Superman being a reporter. Yeah. That's how you get to the problems faster. Well, sure, sure.

He's a God. He's a God. He's a fucking God. He's like, oh. He wants to help people on the ground level to, which he does. He does help people the right way of through the reporting. Who is the people trying to intimidate him. They're like, oh, if you do this, he's like, go ahead, do it.

I don't care. I can make your mom die twice. Who are you talking about? Superman. Who? He's a reporter, right? Who's that? Who's that?

He's a guy, but don't worry. So, you figure it out. Well, look, speaking of racism. Speaking of racism Wait, were we talking? Oh yeah, we were. A little bit before we segrated to Superman Too quickly for me to care whether or not that transition made sense.

There was a fun little I don't know, what would you call it like a meetup? A little, a little function. There was a little meetup, a little function at Madison Square Garden. A little kickback. A little kickback. A little picnic. A little barbecue, indoor barbecue at Madison Square Garden.

It was Trump Rally. and it's the best thing I've ever seen. It is so perfect. I'd have to be at home, man. Well, I mean, it's the capital of the country. Is MSG like the capital? What do you mean? New York City is like, it's ostensibly.

I guess it's, I know what you mean. I know what you mean. I know it's not really. I know what you mean. But it's like, I know what you mean. It's where everything's going to happen. If everyone had to choose what should be the capital, I think the people would be like, yeah.

It wasn't to DC. DC's so ass. Too many black people. It's way too. You're unfortunately. It sucks that you say that, but it's like, yeah, I bet a lot of the country would be like, a lot of the country that went to that rally and that love that rally would be like, yeah, I don't like DC because you know.

You know, like they wouldn't. Yeah. Then when you try to press them on, they'll say because of the politicians, but you know, you know why they don't like DC. Dude, DC, I went there once and I couldn't believe. It was like. you know those stories about North Korea and how they have like fake stores

it felt like that like walking through D.C., especially like around like the, you know, the important buildings where the people, the politicians are pretending to work. You just walk entire street. Have you been to D.C.?

Have you walked around that area? You walk an entire block and you pass a building. You're walking by a building. No signage, no door, no discreet. all of it is nondescript and then you look around the corner

and it's the same thing how do you get into this building all of Pennsylvania Avenue is weird and you get to like where the monuments are and it's like oh this is like cool it's like facades but like this is like clearly a set piece it's weird

yeah and I remember I went to like this food court that was like kind of like a little bit away and it was just it wasn't in a building it was in between two buildings and like you would go down into like this kind of like I think you know exactly where that is and if you wouldn't

know that it was there because there's no signage at all. You just have to stumble across it. It's like fucking Eldon Ring. You just have to discover it. And then the moment you get like a block away from the White House, it turns into like the ghetto is ghetto. Like immediately away. And it's like what is probably to see that contrast. Yeah.

I'll see a lot of footage of Brazil. Most beautiful neighborhoods in these sky ride like these high rise, the apartments that are amazing. Yeah. Literally right next to it's separated by this shitty fence. the flavelas or whatever. Yeah. And it's like, dude, this is, it's, there's a guy,

there's, people are taking selfies of themselves sipping wine on like a balcony. Yeah. And in the background, there's like, there's a baby fucking a spider on the side of the street.

And you're just like, yo, what is going on in this place? That baby is giving that spider the work too. That is, that's poverty. That's true poverty, man.

That's impoverish. That they just happened. But so they had a rally. There was a lot of speakers up there, a lot of, I couldn't help but notice, but a lot of disgraced celebrities exiled from their previous professions, which is hilarious. It's like Hulk Hogan, I think, was there, right? Yeah, and he came out. He even had trouble ripping off his fucking, the one thing that he's supposed to do, and he was like, I'm racist brother, and it just wasn't really working. He's too old.

He's old and the steroids are catching. The steroids and the working seven days a week, it's like that's catching up there in the body. I feel like the cancer is catching up with him because you know he has fucking skin cancer. He looks like a hot dog. Like there's no way he doesn't have skin cancer. Um, yeah, maybe.

He looks like, he looks like a, he looks like a Boston cream dana in the worst way, you know. He ripped so many of his shirts that he, he ripped his brain in half. But so he's on that stage. I didn't want, I didn't hear what he said specifically because I don't think,

I don't think anyone's ever, I don't think anyone's ever cared about anything that Talcogen's ever said. Never. Uh, not in this, not in the last, not since like Derek was born. No,

but, even, then like do you care what he says? You know what he's doing? No, honestly the last time I cared about him was Hollywood Hogan when he turned heel and WCW. That was the only time I even remotely cared about this guy because it was fascinating to see this American hero guy finally like act like a shithead.

Brother. But then like I was like, oh, this is real persona. Yeah. He's actually just a shithead and he fucks with people and he lies more than Trump actually. If he can fucking believe that. And he's a huge snitch, dude. That whole thing he did about, I forgot who it was. It was at heart, I think, or one of them about the fucking him, like, oh, I'm going to leave the company because I feel like I'm not getting paid the right amount of money here.

And he went and tattered on him the Vince. Yeah, gobbled. He just sweated suck. He's like, oh, he's like, he's leaving Vince. He's just the embodiment of like everything you don't want to be around essentially. So he's like, yeah, useless person to even have speak up there. It was funny that it was funny when he sued Gawker, though. That was pretty cool.

That will see, I, I appreciated that because how fucking stupid do you have to be to be gocker? Yeah. Even, I'm like, what did you think was going to happen? I know. Yeah. It was the weird. Whatever. There was some decisions.

That was two retards fighting. That meme. It was. It was. But, um, yeah. Man, there was a lot of horrors around that time. When that happened, because, you know, when that thing that got leaked and I, I, I'm actually had fond memories of doing Hulk,

and saying so many hard hours. Yeah, yeah. That was actually, I actually missed that, like. Do we know you then? Um, I think we knew you. Probably around the time. A little bit. No.

I don't know if we had met yet. Um, I don't think we have met yet because I, this, I had, I used to have a podcast called Horse and Ape in 2016. And, uh, it was my friend Brock. And I remember doing an episode about that. And I just like, there, there was so many. But that was back then when YouTube was still like, okay. It was okay with saying Rachel's, well, like,

Yeah, you can make some money, right? It was just really the biggest caveats to me was like, don't talk about Islamic terrorism or terrorism in general. Yeah, yeah. Don't talk about rape. That was the two things. All the fun things out of fucking every form of media. They are literally preventing us from being able to express ourselves in a way that I really want to. Anywho.

Even though it's a joke. It's a joke, it's way worse now. But yeah, the whole whole whole would suck. But there was way more disgrace people in there too. Yeah, Dr. Phil went up there and he was like, I send kids to a camp. he just does he just does he just does dr phil was up there too i forgot i mean no what i mean do you remember what's so funny

about dr phil too is that he's literally a dei hire that's the thing that he actively said something about like oh they don't care about d i or some what did he say he said something like this country was built on hard work not not he's like you were literally the you're the token white that oprah picked i was like you wouldn't have a job without the black woman he like hasn't practiced medicine in like 40 years or something and he's like going still going by dr phil he's he's as much of a doctor as dr disrespect is is i think dr disrespect is more of a respectful doctor than dr phil i think dr phil is a fucking menace more than this asshole because what like

so dr disrespect is like terrorizing 17 year old or some shit okay yeah that sucks dr phil is actively poisoning the well of like what uh what what it even means to be a doctor and people are like I'm going to take this advice from from this He's like Dr. Oz or something He's like, he's like, look at what happens when I massage this piece of shit Look at how fucking

Look at his fucking lips He's looking his lips Craeme. They're like yeah Like acid enemas and shit Like they're like putting like They're playing sulfuric acid up their asses Yeah

That is such a fucking It's gonna tear your autism That is such a insane People are pouring aerobitussin in their ear drums It's gonna kill autism right It's going to cure your life. I think that's the point. They want to call these people from the earth.

It really is the craziest fucking, the craziest people, it's like, take three tablets of dry ice a day. And it's just like, what are you fucking doing to these people? Shub your hand up your ass for three hours and then punch your pancreas. I'm going to need you to take 20 grams of salt and pump it up your pee hole.

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He'll teach her respect. The thing that really bothers me about Dr. Phil, it really, honestly, like, whatever. Like, he was like a TV doctor. None of it's real. But, like, I remember specifically the catch me out, Catch Me Outside, girl? Yeah.

Like, the fact that he did that, like, made me hate. Like, I didn't like him before, but I hated him then. It was like, you are, you, you've ruined everything. It was the one thing that went viral from his, the show. Yeah. I can't think of anything else. Well, we had friends who've been on it, right? Didn't Jeff, uh, Jeff Holiday went on because there was this girl.

Girl was drinking our own shit. It was, no, it wasn't that. Jilly juice. That's what it was. Jilly juice was, um, no, no, no, it was, uh, it was, uh, it wasn't that. Are you sure? I'm positive. I think it was.

No, no, no. Stop, stop. Maybe at some point there was some shit involved, but jilly juice was like just grams of salt and like some vegetable. It was like broccoli. I can't remember what it was. Oh, was it like crazy sodium or something. Dude, it was killing people because they were getting sodium poisoning. And most of them were just getting violent diarrhea.

Yeah. Which was killing them through dehydration. Oh, right, right. So Jeff came on and was like, you're killing people. And then, you know, Dr. Phil's like, well, Jeff, I think she has a point. I like the gila juice, I think. He was, and then he pounded fucking several. This isn't D.E.I. Juice, is it?

This isn't. That's another thing. Fucking, like, doctor, like, the thing that makes me mad about this guy is he, because they're all just trying to protect their money now. That's the only reason that they care about the shit. Because, you know, back in like 2015 when Trump was running, Dr. Phil was like, This guy's a fucking mega monaical fucking maniac. What a moron piece of shit fucking gay knit. And I was like, whoa, whoa, you can't say that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I have the pass from Oprah. Offra. Offra. Offer, Bimphre. Ophra. He's dyslexic. Oprah. He's verbally dyslexic.

He put the P and the H together. Ophra. That's awesome. But yeah, what a fucking, it's just another weasel. Well, the thing is, it's like, I think what it is, is like, these people eventually get disgraced. They have controversies come out, and they're like, oh, they'll accept me. What was this, what was this controversy? I think just being shit.

Like, I don't know if it was anything specific. I just think he just, I think everybody just came around one day, and they were like, is this guy a fucking doctor? Like, what is he doing? And then they were like, no, no, he isn't. This is dumb. And he was like, I'll show you. I'm going to lash out. I'm going to lash out.

He's, like, I think that he's, like, self-aware. because he's like a doctor's or he's like so aware of his own psychiatric just like well tell you what I'm gonna fucking retreat to a safe place I mean it's either that it's you know I would say that's maybe that's a very plausible or um because I think of somebody like Joe Rogan who completely sold out to I don't think he was technically this he was only disgraced after he went to Texas and jumped on the bad you know what's crazy about Joe Rogan even on the podcast with him and Trump he was like this guy's, you could see Joe was kind of like...

Well, he actually talked about it in an episode late. Like, well, we forgot to mention this, I guess. But Trump was on Joe Rogan. Right. And it was, I don't know, whatever. It was three hours of just like the little softball fucking boring shit. But there was... But the thing, too, is like he was talking about it, like, on an episode after.

I saw a clip of him talking about... What he said? Where he said something... Oh, God, I wish I could remember. Somebody in the chat will know or the comments will know. But it's, it was like he was talking about talking to Trump. And Trump said something, like he mentioned a statistic or he mentioned like something. I couldn't remember exactly what is, but Joe Rogan was like, when he started going off on this,

I was like, oh, I don't want to correct him. And it's just like, why? Why? Like, what do you mean? You don't want to correct him? That was such an, I remember that was such an insane thing to think in that moment. It's like, why wouldn't you want to correct him? That was the entire podcast.

Yeah. For three fucking hours. He's rambling. saying shit. He didn't, there was even a time where he didn't want to offend him so he pivoted. Yeah.

And, well, he did it a few times actually and, um. Which is lame. I was, they probably make him, but before I even go, I think it's so, can I just say it's fucking lame as fuck

to not be able to correct the president, but then like somebody makes a RFK fucking impression. Then he goes, don't do that. Yeah, he got so mad at that one comedian. Oh, fucking gay. Shut the fuck up.

And he got out of here. Don't do that. He's my friend or whatever. That's my friend. And I'm like, so the fuck, your friend drugged another one of your friends and pissed in your hallway

and you still hang out with him. Ari Javier is a fucking piece of shit of a human being. Ari is a demon, bro. He's a piece of shit of a human being. I don't know anything. Look, look, I think we've talked about this before, but I immediately forgot.

Look, we do fuck just each other as jokes, right? But like they're literally jokes. You make jokes like that. We've never like drugging someone else is crazy. You don't do that to someone you even like. No, you don't even do that to someone that you disliked. Like actually, like how many people, how many normal people in the world have him like, fuck this guy, I'm going to drug him. And I know, this guy's his friend.

I understand like that is. I understand like it depends on how the shit you guys do, but like that's still very dangerous. Like that's like a line. Where do you drug him with? He drugged him. So he gave him a MbMA or Molly. And then, uh, that's pretty crazy. He gave him Molly and right before, because he needed a travel.

He doesn't like flying. So he's the type of person that like is already anxious about traffic about flying. No, no, no. So that was Bert Kreischer. He would never do it to Tom Zeggera. Like he did it to Bert Kreisher because he does not respect Bert. Because honestly, no one respects Bert. They're all friends with Bert, but none of them respect him. He's the butt of every joke.

He's like, if you ever listen to Comtown, there was Adam Friedland. Adam Friedland was the butt of like so many jokes because he was so easily to just bully. Yeah. But he took it like a champ. Bert is an egomaniac and he can't really handle it very well. So the dynamics kind of like shitty, and they try to handle with kid glugs a lot of the times. But anyway, look, man. Spring is here, and the shopping list is long.

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Delos.com slash terms for details. Subject to change. Point boosters, subject to exclusions and more terms apply. One-time only offer. Joe Rogan, he, it's, he said multiple times throughout, because people, do you remember that Patrick Bet David, he has a thing called Valuetainment? Oh, yeah. Imagine.

I don't remember you bringing out of a little bit. This guy who made his money through insurance like MLM shit and has a thing called Valuetainment and this guy has somehow become respectable in the podcast space. Putting tainment at the end of something should be an immediate experience. Valuetainment. Think about that shit. Infotainment. Imagine like,

how about you get killed by a gun? Die slowly. I want someone to set you on fire, douse you in water, and then douse you in gas, and then set you on fire again. Electrical fires. It wouldn't even put you out really immediately.

You'd still be on fire. I want them to figure it out, okay? Figure it out to hurt this guy. I want to do this. as you wake up the moment your eyes open they begin the hydraulic press of you like while you're sleeping you're in a completely fun state I would say I would

take you to a place with a swimming pool fill the swimming pool with gasoline put food coloring in the gasoline to make it look blue set you on fire and then make you jump into the pool of gasoline thinking that you're going to save yourself that's diabol that is so evil it's crazy

that is so that is so insane I have an idea. I want a quarter somebody, but with everything is something different. So I like your hydraulic press. So one corner is a hydraulic press. One corner is a hydraulic press. One corner is wood chipper. And what is the other two? Uh, just

two separate brass bowls. I think, well, may not. They're legs of the brass ball. Yeah, it's like an entire leg dedicated to one brass ball. So a brass leg? No. Well, it's a brass. It's still the, it's still a brass ball.

but you just only put their leg in it. And it's sort of like wood chipped. They won't even make the sound. They won't even make the sound. It's probably not enough. Well, it'll still heat up. It'll still heat up enough. Yeah, but they won't be in it to make the bull sound.

Oh, yeah. I thought the, the, that's true. Yeah. The heat, the pressure from the heat was the thing. No, it's the people screaming in it. I thought it was. That's what it is? Yeah, that's what it is.

So put their head in the brass bowl. Brass mask. Brass mask bowl. Yeah, so you put their head in it. So they're under the brass bull standing, right? And then I guess the wood chipper, hydraulic press. And then we have a little legs in a pool of all the other leg being drawn in quarter. And then the other leg, I don't know, fucking eaten.

It would get like dogs or something. Yeah, I get hungry, really hungry, hungry dogs. Just injecting like whatever is the most potent for a poison ivy right into one of his balls. That's crazy. There's right in there. So it just Wirtless bird.

And this is the Patrick Bet David's value tame it because he put value because he put tamed at the end of it. Yeah, this is like for the crime

of putting tainment at the end of a fucking dumb word. We, you get the worst, you get every execution at once. We sent it to comedic. A jury of your,

a jury of specifically your enemies has determined this. Your enemy. Yeah. I love it. See that, so that guy. So that guy.

who does deserve all that, he went on Joe Rogan's podcast and Joe Rogan was getting visibly unagitated because this guy wouldn't shut the fuck up about like, I want you to reconsider having Trump on the podcast and Joe would not budge on this. For years, he's like, I'm not going to bring him on the podcast.

I don't want to rehabilitate his image. I don't support him. That's not my guy. And then... And then fast forward, he's like, well, I didn't want to correct him. It's just so lame. It's fucking, it's like,

I didn't think that... I just didn't think that... I just didn't think that I, I thought it was already at the lowest that I could be for Joe, like the respect that I have, though. I'm like, oh, it's negative already. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, oh, I just found, I found more.

I didn't. The depth's no, no bounds. It really does. Like, it's at the point where I think it's clear that he's not just a moron Joe Rogan, because clearly, yeah, sure. But like, it's that he's just a massive fucking sellout. And also, somebody had actually made a good point and said that he's, he's always been really competitive for no fucking reason.

Like when he did that, do you remember the sober October where his friends would compete each other, they would be sober, and then they would do these extreme exercises. Yeah. And see who can, like, lose the most weight or whatever. And, uh, he almost like killed himself one time because he was trying to win. Yeah. And he, anyway, he said he was pissing brown or something. He was so dehydrated at some point. So anyway, uh, from being sober. Well, so they were working out on top of being sober. So no weed, no alcohol. And then there's, and no water, I guess. I guess. Well, Joe Rogan just being a retard being on like the spin thing for like way too long and not drinking water, like almost killed him or something.

because he's stupid. You think I did any brain damage, yeah, yes. I mean, to see the trajectory of where he's gone, that and then COVID, like ate his brain. And he probably has some RFK warms too, I imagine. It really,

I'm sure they're hanging out together. I'm looking if RFK is in the same room as if he shakes so much, you see that picture? I don't know, man, yeah. But anyway, so this, so this, so this MSG message Greg Garden Rally.

Yeah, who else was there? A lot of people, like a lot of people I didn't recognize. I don't know Tucker Carlson was there. I know like people you would expect to be there. Tucker was saying as Nazi talking points about calling a low IQ because low IQ is a dog whistle.

Though when you call people like publicly like this. It is? In this context. In the context of everything, yes. Yeah. It's not, it's like say the whole, it's like the okay thing.

You know, in context, we know why somebody's doing it. Yeah, I guess. Like they adopted it and it's, and you know, it is unfortunate because it is such a good way to describe them. Right.

So it's one of those things. I'm like, oh, great. You look at somebody and you just like, Like, dude, I don't know. You see, you go to somebody's Twitter account and you'd like, the second they disagree with you about something even just menial and then you go and you're like, it's going to be lips of TikTok, isn't it? Yeah. It's going to be fucking, you know, Jack Posey.

Jack Posey. It's going to be. And it's so predictable that it's like, oh, this is what, this is low IQ. This is five IQ shit. I say chimp, but if that has a connotation, he would have been a smart thing to say that up there. I would have been really bad. So unfortunately, there's a highlight reel going around of like all the stuff that was, uh, set up. And it is really crazy.

I think actually the focus on Kill Tony or Tony Hinchcliff is like doing a disservice to how crazy the rest of that actually is. Because like, look, I'm Puerto Rican. I heard that joke. Like, yeah, it's, it's not a good joke. It's kind of lame. It's a little bit lazy. The delivery sucked. I think that's my problem.

And also, like, I think on a person, like, it's not so insulting that a roast comedian did a joke. But it is like kind of pussy for. a roast comedian to go on stage at a Republican convention and not roast Republicans. You know what I mean? Like as a roast comedian, it's just kind of weird. Like, that's weird to me, because like, that's the whole conceit of a roast comedian doing a, doing a set. Is that like, oh, he wasn't doing that there. Like, I, I, I, no, but he was though. I get, I get, which is why I can't take it seriously. I'm not offended, but it's just like, that's so lame that you didn't, you didn't, you didn't take shots at R. Are you kidding me? You have RFK there and you don't.

why it's lame. Right, exactly. That's what makes me not respect them. It's not the joke. For me, the joke was just a really bad joke. It's not very good. It was like,

it wasn't like, oh, this is like an offensive. It was a bad joke. It was not set up well. I saw some people. It was not executed. I was like,

if it was, because if it's funny, it's funny. I think that's a thing, right? Like the idea is supposed to make a joke. They both like, all right,

since it's unfucked up, but like I had the crowd laughing, you know, like Dave Chappelle making his jokes about the kid fucking fucking Michael Jackson and being excited after. being excited afterwards. That's a fucked up situation, but that joke is fucking hilarious.

Yeah. This motherfucker went up there. I hope there's an island, a trash floating around. Well, first of all, there's, yeah, it's,

look, Tony Hitchcliff is not for everybody. He's not for everybody. I like, I like Tony Hinchcliff. Me personally, I don't like him. I just don't like,

his smugness just bothers me. But that's my, that's a me problem. I think the reason. I see it. I see it. I see it. Yeah.

Go ahead. And somebody discussed this one time about like the, formula of comedy. They were saying it was like, oh, it's comedy plus time. Like a joke. It's comedy plus time.

But one thing I feel like a lot of people always miss is like the setting. It was like comedy, time, and setting. And what I mean by setting is there are certain things that you don't say in certain settings. Oh yeah. And I think this was one of those things where it's clear that as a roast comedian,

he was putting on kid gloves towards the Republicans didn't want to offend them and wanted to just kind of appease them by saying racist shit. And it's like in that setting, contextually, we understand what he's doing and that's what made it offensive. Not that he said that shit.

If he's at a fucking comedy club, he would have been like yawn. Yeah. Like ya. But he's at this fucking Nazi rally essentially. And he's like, here, guys, I'm going to feed you like racist stuff

because you love this stuff. And so, and then he wasn't just shitting on them. And he's still bombed. Right. Right. He's crazy. He bombed to them.

He bombed because a lot of them were like, understood what this was going to like, implication. They're like, ugh, not the time right now, dude. We're so close to the election that it's kind of like everybody else was like, everybody else was doing like Hitler-esque shit. They were popping off and getting these fucking crowd pops. And then him, he's like, oh, I'm just going to be like this casual, funny racist guy. And I'm like, dude, just just be like Rudy Giuliani and say, they're all evil. They're all mutants or something. And then they'll get pops. Like, just do that. But don't, don't be like, oh, I'm going to disparage. And then all of a

sudden it was ammo, right? It was ammo for fucking, oh, there's 200,000 fucking Puerto Ricans in like Pennsylvania or some shit. And then all of a sudden, Haraldo Rivera came out. There's a million in New York. Bad bunny. Mark Anthony.

Mark Anthony? A bad bunny. Can I say so? I've never heard Mark Anthony say anything. Anything. I've never heard him to speak. I've only, I've, this man sings and that's it. So for him to sit in front of a camera and speak was crazy to me.

I think you've never heard him speak. I think that's crazy. I'm actually, I mean, I can't say that I have either. Yeah. I've heard him speak, but like, Granted, it's been on, like, La Vision as well. Like, he speaks English and Spanish there. And, like, I don't know, man.

I just, for me... Don't vote for Trump. Don't vote for Trump. Is it like that the media thing is that... Tell me, baby girls, please don't vote for Trump. Particularly for people like, oh, bad bunnies all of a sudden politically involved. Bad Bunny's been very vocally political for years. Like, he's very much against...

But, like, locally. Against the conservative, like, Puerto Rican movement. He's like, I hate this shit. It's insane. And if... So he just... woman that's doing it. Unfortunately,

the fucking conservative movement in Puerto Rico makes me very sad. It's like, oh, man. Dude, it is, I don't know,

this whole thing just really like, I watched all this thing. I was like, this is amazing. This is perfect. Like this is, you couldn't ask for a worst thing.

It was so stupid. It was such a bad move. He did it in New York. You know how many Puerto Ricans? You know how many Puerto Rican? That is our spawn ground. There's more of them there than Puerto Rico by an insane amount now. Tony.

Yeah. Tony made a huge error and it was one of those things were technically in any other setting no one would have cared at all that's why this is so that's why this is funny to me

well dude part of it part of it for me before like I think before he came out with that tweet that was like everybody's so sensitive which by the way is sensitive in of itself we know what he's doing before that happened

I was like is this like double agent yeah it almost felt like it almost felt like calculated like I'm gonna ruin I'm going to destroy. Yeah.

Like, because it was so bad. Like, you're going to make a joke about Puerto Rico, like, disparaging Puerto Ricans in New York City? That's crazy. And especially if it's, like, I saw people being like, he's actually talking about the trash problem in Puerto Rico. Did you see that? That excuse? Because there's like, I guess, like, a trash issue in Puerto Rico. He was like, he didn't know that.

I didn't know that. People don't know these things. It's, it's, why do we have to make things smarter than they need to be? First of all, because it would make it not a joke. Those are. Those are apologizers. That's why. I know.

But, but it's fine. They're doing all these things. They just, they don't pull out. Like they come in here to our country. I'm like, Tony.

Well, that was a boring joke too. That technically wasn't even a joke. This, I'm right. Yeah. It was just stating two things. That's what bothers me.

Like, oh, they're coming in here and they like, and they don't pull out. I'm like, well, that's, that's not a joke. That's not a punchline.

That's so bothers me. It's not even fun. Like, it's, the formula isn't even of a joke. You gotta at least be funny. Like, there is, there, look, I am the first person on this planet that will laugh at racist comedy if it's hilarious. Even if it's mildly funny, I'll get a laugh out of it.

Because I'm a chimp. But also, and I laugh at that shit like that. But look, look, isn't the setting, like, the setting's fucking important. Oh, the setting matters a lot, dude. There can be like, let's just say this. Let's say there is a group and a group of rape survivors. And fucking Tony Hinslip comes up. Like at a certain point

Even if the jokes were funny You're like bro What the fuck are you doing? It's just one of those things I agree Truthfully The setting does matter It could still be funny

Outside of them You know Like it's still fucked up what they experience That's what I'm saying But like let's just say It could theoretically be made funnier That it's even happening Exactly

But it's fucked up to say that Hold on hold on The issue really Yeah Is that it's not the joke It's the lack of variety of them It's the fact that, like, there was no attempt from a roast comedian to roast the people at the event. And that's what a roast comedian is.

You know, you know, like, it's fine. Go do the Puerto Rico. I don't give a shit. But, like, to then couple that with, like, and that's my time. And then just, like, love you RFK or whatever the fuck. You know, like. If it would have been funny. Chris, did you see, uh, who did a better job at roasting?

No. Fucking triumph, the insult comic dog. He was at the, what do you mean? So when they were lining up for MSG, triumph showed up. Oh my God. Yeah. So I'm like, oh, how fucking embarrassing is it that this old-ass bit that like, yeah.

Decades old bit triumph have, I haven't seen in fucking forever. I haven't thought about. I don't know what. The puppet with the with the cigar. Triumph the insult comic dog. You never saw it off, right? Yeah. So like he showed up.

He did his thing. He was that. Who's at the relevant? Yeah. So he like he shows up at a lot of things. Anytime he would always, if there was any type of lining up like, oh, Star is going to come out this day. Then he would come and fucking roast all the Star Wars people.

You are so fat. And then he would leave. I remember him showing up with like Spock at it. Like they're lining up for one of the Star Wars things. Spock was just walking around flipping everybody off. And I thought it was pretty funny. But yeah, as Chris to Chris's point, he roasted the fucking Republicans there because that's what you do.

Yeah. And, you know, a lot of those idiots can laugh at themselves. I know the politicians always try to act like they're offended by everything. like I saw Matt Wall saying oh man say what you want about Trump but he wouldn't fucking shit on in half of the country and I'm like that's insane it's the most

lazy is revision this history where Trump has just gone on this campaign of calling Democrats the enemy within like he's just doing the enemy thing they're worse than China or Russia yeah it's hypocritical and I'm like I saw Jake Tapper it's just lazy I saw Jake Taver on CNN do a whole thing where it's like whatever he uh he was

Trump's offended that Kamala called him a fascist or whatever let's roll the of this happening and it's just like all clips of Trump calling Kamala and Democrats' matches and he goes like no no no no no we need the clip of Kamala doing it yeah and then it keeps

it's like a bit I was like what the fuck this is like the daily show somebody actually like had some good and like I have no I have no love for CNN really or like any of those outlets because I think they're really shitty actually but like sometimes I see it I'm just like well that's just undeniably like I mean come on sometimes sometimes like video evidence is video evidence

you know what I mean that's a certain point that's what making me so crazy. The, the, God damn it. You keep touching toes. Yeah, man, I almost came a little bit. Calm down. But, uh, that's the thing that's actually upsetting me the most is the video evidence that it's like, I'm like what how I almost wish I had, it's like a superpower where you can just see this thing and it means nothing to you. Yeah, yeah. Like, I don't have that ability. And I imagine life would be so much smoother. Oh yeah. I wouldn't be twitching all the time. Yeah. Dude is fucking dumb.

Yeah. Sometimes you're like, man, just imagine someone took a pipe to the back of your head. You woke up and just everything. You were just like, just blissful. Yeah, you just. It's finally happy. I get to play, I get to play fucking Dragon Age the Veil Guard and have a fucking grand old time. I get to play that and I love it.

I'm having the best time ever. Are you playing it right now? No, I'm not. No, so it's not out yet for, so I haven't been able to play it. Interesting enough, I think if I would have applied for a, for a fucking, because I saw some people getting some codes that clearly didn't deserve to have some codes. And then vice versa some other people that clearly deserved the codes didn't get them. Yeah.

You hear about that old thing? You about that thing? Yeah, it was being a little weird. What do you mean? What happened? A bunch of people that are content creators that were honest about the dragon, dragon each rail guards, like reviews like, oh, it's, he's a fine game, but it needs a lot of work. A lot of designs are not that good. People that did stuff like that were no longer eligible for their codes.

They didn't receive them. And anyway, how's that possible? Wait, how would... So hold on. So hold on, hold on, hold on. They would, back up, back up. So they went, so EA invited a handful of people out to play about seven hours of the game. Right.

And they sticks together like the best parts of the game. Right. And people played about seven hours in there. Most people are like, this was really good. I really liked where this was. But there were some problems. And for the people that just pointed out respectively, politely, that there's some problems. EA ghosted them.

They didn't give them codes. and so they selectively were like So a few of the creators came out And they're like hey just wanted to let you guys know That we won't be reviewing it on review day Or have a review out because they didn't drop the code for us We just want to let you guys know And I thought it was

First of all I was like I'm not surprised Because he has done some weird shit before And a lot of companies do some We also had happened with cyberpunk It was a lot of weird shit They literally they literally curated people That are probably going to give There are some people

There are some people Look here's it's Well they curated the literal game That they showed them Like it wasn't even accurate to the fucking game accurate at all. Which is wild. Which is like they've done things. They're doing things and I'm like, man.

And when I saw some of the people that got the review codes, I was like, fuck. I didn't want to believe it was as egregious as they were saying. But there were some people that had no business having the code. And then like there was somebody, for example, who was like, Dragon Age Inquisition is my absolute favorite game. It changed my life verbatim. And so, of course, they gave her the code. And she absolutely loved the game and said that Biware is back. And I'm like, oh, it's interesting that your perspective makes a, I wonder why you got a code.

You know, and then, but then. She said it's her favorite. That's the thing where I'm like, look, I, I, I've, so I went in objectively. I wanted to watch this meeting reviews as possible. What's the floodgate was Skillup. I didn't want to watch any. I wanted to stay like, last time we talked about. I was like, just going blind from this point.

Skillup, the review slapped me in the face. He tore that game. I do not recommend. I was like, in my heart's sake. And I was like, oh, shit. So then I had watched it. And I was like, skill up. Skillup tore that game apart.

He tore it up in a way that like, I can't, did not, I don't have disagreements with what he said. I was like, fuck. Skillup's great. Yeah,

he's a good dude. Like, he, his reviews are, I feel like are like the most cogent that I see on the, on the platform. Like,

they're just like really like solid. He's my favorite. He's my favorite. I watch game ranks. Oh, Beldino. The do not buys. I like,

sorry. Before you buy. Yeah. Jake Baldino and those guys are always, they're always like very, Very like, yeah, a bunch of our friends know them, which is fucking wild. Yeah, they seem like really just like average like fellers. But they make, they make, I like that take.

Yeah. But skill up like really dissecting. And he's really good. And so like I saw that, I saw that thumb now. I was like, mm. And then I had a friend Maddie. Maddie who, uh, he, he loves bioware stuff. And so I was like, I saw, I saw him.

I watch Madys. He's on the Xbox podcast that's a sister show too. Oh, okay. And, yeah, yeah. So he, he hated it. And it was so sad because I was like, I know he was looking forward to it. I know he went to the preview that everybody I went to and was kind of came back glowing. And then like the first thing that he said was like, yeah, so they just lied, I guess. Like they just showed us the highlight reel of the entire game and said it was act one. And that's just not how the game is, which is crazy. I mean he got into a whole thing too Because apparently like his editor took a clip and leaked it Oh shit Yeah so he's probably like I don't know like

Yeah that sucks Yeah so like his editor broke his NDA Which is so fucked up Like first of all like I saw a lot of people going at Maddie Maddie's like one of the more professional people I've ever seen Like in this space Especially for his size No way he did that on purpose

Like he didn't share that clip around To leak it and break NDA on purpose He's a smart guy. Like he's not, he's not trying to jeopardize his shit. He takes it very seriously. Yeah. I just wanted to come to my,

come to my friend's defense there. It does crazy. Think about it. Even if you're not his friend, if you just watch him, when has he fucking done something like that before? No, it's insane.

That's like, come on like a culture warrior freak. He's like, I'm gonna stick it to the fucking, like, he's a professional. Yeah. Yeah,

it, definitely, I even, he had a really good take, um, Maddie. I'm pretty sure it was Maddie. Yeah,

it was, he had a really good take about the Kunar. First of all, I want to say, because I was coping a lot, I got to acknowledge this. I kept saying, I've only seen them create a character of Kunari. I didn't see the main character on your team. I think I was avoiding it.

I think I was complete. I didn't censored it in your head. I was come. I have accepted that the Kunari all look fucking stupid as shit. I, I've completely accepted it. Did you see the Dragon Age show on Netflix? There's a Dragon Age show on Netflix?

There's an animated show on Netflix. Oh, I think I did know about this. I thought there was one on like Hulu. Mercer was, I didn't know. I didn't see it. I must not have seen it. So the Canary in that show, the one that they have,

they make it like fuckable. Like, oh, I'd have sex with that thing. That's relatively human looking. And I think that's where they got the idea of design for the new ones. I guarantee that I haven't seen it, but I bet it looks better than what they came up with. That's what they don't. Because look it.

I want to be fair to Like Judd characters They look like Judd They look like fucking I want to be fair I want to be fair The original Because a lot of people

That DA Origins We all know what the Kunari Look like because one of them Was a companion An option Yeah Right And that dude

Just looked kind of like A niggum Like he just had cornrows And he was a little dark There was nothing There was no teafling There was nothing So then they did a rework

So my point is Being fair is That they I wouldn't have been upset if they reworked them and they looked good because they did it before and then they knocked it out of the park in my opinion. I thought in number two, I was like, these look fucking phenomenal. I think the Canari being such an other appearance creature is amazing for that world. They knocked it out of the park. Because of the fact that they're from a part of the world that is not travel.

Like in Dragon Age, you're only in one place. you're in one continent there's a whole rest of the plan that people just don't fucking know about and a canary are from over there and it's like all right cool it makes sense that they are completely different looking creatures

you know like we get we always get elves you always get dwarves you know but having like another we're just in Europe essentially yeah they're just in Europe so getting another species is a cool idea the fucking fault of it is that like

everything that was air quotes monstrous about them was removed yeah everything and yeah but Their horns look stupid. But that's why I was trying to say like, they didn't, they looked like, like, if, um, you know. They looked like monsters.

Before they didn't. Before they didn't, I just, if they would have even just softened them a little bit. If I'm not mistaken in origin, they still like, no. They're not, how to explain it? I'm not saying they look like that. So they tried to retcon and say that this dude was not like, because once they changed, once they upgraded the design, then they try to like retcon and said, I can't remember his name. He's the black dude.

The dreads. Yeah, I just can't remember his name right now. It doesn't matter. You like, look. But like they basically, that was what they looked like before, changed them, made it look amazing. They tried to re-recognit and say the reason they looked like that was because maybe some type of hybrid or something like that. I don't care. Even like said, they upgraded them a little bit in Inquisition, gave them more distinct features.

They didn't look exactly like demons. At least the, because like the ones and two fucking look like fucking straight-up teethlings. No, that's amazing. But anyway, like the air shock was fucking amazing. Yes. So like, anyway. You already brought it up. You said Colin said about,

what is it called? Toxic positivity? Yeah, yeah. Toxic, that was the thing with Concord, yeah. So it must be that. Like no one in the room was able to criticize the art,

I guess. Yeah. Because nobody wanted to hurt anybody's feelings or something. But like, it's, look, I don't even think the issue is that they look less monstrous.

I think they just look dumb. You know what I mean? Like, their foreheads are so big and they look so dumb. They look like mega minds. That's exactly my point. All of them. They changed them a couple times.

And if they changed it well, I wouldn't fucking be pitching. It was the Mega Mind. You just said it. They look like Mega Mind. Like there's so many of them that look like just big forehead and freaks and they And I think I remember in the Kurnarian Dragon Age 2 like I never played that game

But I remember seeing like images of them and it was like their Foreheads weren't that fucking Billboards were that they had bigger Their proportions were big. Their proportions were Big. Their proportions were they made They made sense. The reveal of them One of the coolest things ever. Like people, a lot of people don't appreciate

Dragon H2 because of you know was a rush product. Yeah, we understand that. But like, when you have that understanding, they're like, this is actually,

because it's all about the characters, really. Yeah. That people are, like, people are upset that like, oh, it's just in Kirkwall.

Because Kirkwall is just, you know, like the states, the city state. And like, so people are upset about that. I understand that. But they had fucking 14 to 16 months

or something like that. What are they going to do? But the characters were good. The characters were really good. The fucking, the, the fucking side, uh,

thing of the canari was in the cune was fucking amazing i think the canari are such a fucking cool people like they did a great job and then one of their biggest fucking problems that everybody had with origins is they fell in love with all these characters like we said alistair was garris and he makes one cameo and two and then he's fucking oh gone and then like three inquisition all these characters fucking anders was such a huge part of the ending of what happened in number two with what's which kicks off inquisition where the fucking Anders what the fuck happen to this guy?

He's not in it. He's just not in it. He's not even mentioned. He's not even mentioned. The only person, the only person that you get a mention from is your great word and he sends you a letter. And you can easily miss that.

It's just a letter in your house. You're like, oh, it's on this table. Oh, my godlike character that I built in these two games to send me a letter. I need help. Yeah.

I can use help right now. The hero of Farrelldon is nowhere to be found when the end of the world. world is coming. The blight is back with red Lyrium fucking laced everywhere in Inquisition. A big thing and your fucking hero is just too busy in doing something that is less important. Jack and his dick off.

And I'm just like... Trying to get an arc of come over his back. That is crazy. That's why like, look at Mass Effect 2 made sense that like there was some huge characters like Liara and Ashley or Caden whoever it was that didn't join you. Because the story is actually not that

important. The collectors is not the end of the fucking world. Like if you if you if you if the stakes, it's not the reapers descending on it's not yet. So meaning that imagine it's trying to get ahead of the stakes. Right. But imagine for the stakes are even really right. But what I'm saying is imagine if like so the finale comes right in three and now the reapers have descended and then all those people are just still fucking off doing shit. I'm going to go on do some political work over here. Oh, I'm just going to be here and be the saddle broker still. You'd be like, what are you doing? I'm just like, I'm We're all going to fucking die. I'm kicking a piss, man.

I can't make it to the event. I'm taking a... I am taking a month's piss. What is he's a Turian, right? Yeah. Atterians take really long pisses. We pissed for fucking years, dude. It's crazy.

But yeah, dude, like that game... I watched... I watched... I watched... Yeah, I watched Skill Ups review. I watched Maddies. I watched IGNs too. I tried to watch some of the positive ones,

too, just to see what's going on. IGNs was kind of positive, I think. Who's that guy? I can't remember his name. His name starts with an M. Um, fuck. There's a people, there's people that like his reviews. Mitt Romney. Yeah, Mitt Romney. There's this guy that, man, I wish I remembered his name because a lot of people that are listening to us right now don't know who he is. Um, but he does a lot of reviews. I watched his review. He usually, he played with the controller, but he usually does mouse and key. So he was like talking about it. And it was fascinating. His, he, it's his game of the year. Oh. This guy that people were really shocked and being very respectful in the comment section just saying like, you know, to each their own. because a lot of people, those people saw skill ups review and they agree with that one more.

It's not even like a biased thing. It's more of like, if you watch the positive ones first, I don't think you can, I don't think you'll be deceived. I think you'll be like kind of inquisitive. Because that's just how I was when I was like, oh, this is very interesting from their perspective because the things that they're saying that they like were, I just don't like. Right, right. I was just like, oh, this is interesting that, and it really just, kind of made me feel like an individual. I was like, oh, yeah, like there's people that do, let's say a mundane Matt, Matt Jarbo actually, he responded to one of my things where I said that I'm having a hard time, I'm still having a hard time getting over the, how the characters

look. I thought I was going to be able to put it aside at this point. I thought I was going to be like, yeah, whatever, it is what it is. But I find myself, and I'm not kidding, every time they pop on screen, I'm focusing on how stupid they look and I'm missing what is being said to me. Yeah, that's a big problem. And I was like, oh, this is, I'm not getting over it, unfortunately. This is bad. I thought I was going to. So, dude, art design is so important.

It is. It's so crazy. It's more than it is. I've been ringing that bell for years. I've known this, but this is just really reinforcing it. Yeah. It's, I was like, oh, wow. But I also know this because there's games that look goofy like that I'm not interested in playing.

Yeah, yeah. You know, and that's just kind of how it is. And I'm sad that it's dragony. So Matt Jarbo was like, he's like, oh, it looks fine to me. He said, eh, it looks fine to me. And I didn't shit on him or anything, but I just tried to use an analogy of, like, say, I think you guys can appreciate him. Like, imagine, like, a New York style, like, pizzeria.

We're just like, oh, we're just only going to serve deep dish now. Yeah. And he'd be like, what? And then, like, so, like, somebody comes along and they're like, I don't see the problem. I like deep dish. You're like, well, that's not the fucking point, dude. Yeah, yeah. Like, what?

I'm sure it's fine. Yeah. So, like, it was one of those things, like, I understand how some people are, like, they think that Pixar shit looks totally fine. of them and then the uh the combat is totally like to me the thing the thing that the skill up said that like really got me was like when he put uh what is it prince charming literally that shit i fucking i was like oh fuck that made me laugh because i knew all this intrinsically but like seeing it like that superimposed i'm like oh fuck it does look shrek it looks dream work somebody said that uh his character that he made looked like the human version of shrek and i was like oh shit

Because I don't really remember what he looks like, but I was like... He does. He does. In fact, I'm very, that's... And Maddie highlighted a lot of the writing. Oh, shit, that's what I was going to say. What Maddie said about that Canari character. Yeah, yeah.

You didn't want to spoil what it was, but I saw other people spoil it. So, spoiler, it's not really a spoiler, but you probably... If you're interested in this game, you probably know by now that the Kunari on your, in your team, it becomes non-binary. and then goes by they them pronouns. And Maddie didn't was just like the way that they executed it was shitty. And then he used an example from outer worlds of like the asexual character. Pavarida, yeah.

And how well that that was made. And I was like, yeah, because when I saw, because he didn't spoil it, but I saw other reviews spoil that part. And the way that they kind of shoved it in. Yeah, it's terrible. I saw the dialogue for it. I saw like screenshots of the dialogue and I'm like, what the fuck is this? You guys This sounds like it's in like

San Francisco right now This doesn't sound like Dragon Age at all I was like Why did you do this? What did they think Was gonna happen? Oh yeah like

Because it's like Of course the culture Where people They fed them bait And then regular people Are rolling their eyes Because they understand The implication

Yeah Like oh great Cool Like now these people Are gonna be squawking Like parents Like they're gonna Yeah

Thanks Thanks Thanks for putting that in my fucking It's dude Well it is literally One of those examples Where I'm just like

This is actually unironically, like that aspect of it is actually woke trash. Like actually like holistically. Yes. Because it is just careless with like how it's, how an idea is being conveyed. No care to like how it's how it should be expressed in the world that it's being taken into. Yeah. And I think one of the issues too, it's like, what do you call?

The toxic positivity stuff that we were talking about because I think Maddie specifically said this. I don't know if maybe Skillups said it too. I'm not so sure. But he was talking about like how he picked a dialogue option where he wanted to be mean to someone. And it just wasn't. It was just like every interaction. Both of them did it. Yeah, both of them.

I didn't watch all of Skillups because his was longer. I watched all of Baddys. I was so curious. It was they picked this. I thought it was funny that they picked the same scene. Oh, yeah. It was the same one. It was so egregious that like you wanted to be like, who's this fool or whatever.

Yeah. And then they, you pick that and he just goes, who's this? And you're like, yeah, who's this? Like, inclusively. Like it's, yeah. And so that leads to like a disconnect and obviously. What makes this all so much worse, right? It makes it even worse, right?

It makes it even worse than all of all of the shit that we're talking about, right? Is a year ago, a game that me and Derek have raved and ran about so many times came out with literally entirely the same spirit of the games they made before. Baldus Gate 3 is the It is the perfect evolution Narratively of what Dragon Age 1 was Yeah It is that Like it would not

It's like oh let's just take this idea And push it to the extreme Yeah And they do that And then the people that own the game Came back and just shot the bed That's what makes it so painful Because I wanted this game to be good so bad

I went home and I watched the five our video about all of the lore again. So I can remember all of it. That game's lore is insane. The Dreadwolf as a character is insane. That motherfucker is wild. But all of that falls to the wayside because

everyone looks so stupid. Everything is set. The point of Dragon Age and two, right? There's remember moments in like that of two and one, right? Where they're talking about the brevity of the problems. And when they're speaking, you can, even though it looks silly,

they're frothed. brows and like it doesn't exactly obviously it doesn't match up to exactly the words they're saying as they moves their lips but you can feel intensity in what they're saying like yo the world is about the end foreldon's in trouble but in this game it's like things are going wrong we got to figure it out it's um we got it and it's like what is what some of the scenes are so mismatched like i saw a couple of ones that it was fine like i saw that your um rook at one point it was in the background so i didn't know the context but i saw like him making a very angry face and I'm like okay that look fine

but I saw some of the scenes that they pointed out they're like what the fuck's happening and one thing that stood out to me in Inquisition a lot was um and I mean this is a good scene it's uh Cassandra and Verrick yeah they get into a spat she like I think she flips over the table or she something they're about to throw down

because uh Cassandra's been pissed off at Verick the entire time yeah well technically he's kind of selfish but then also not like people anyway I don't want to get into it he's a layered character I don't I don't want to get into it their dynamic is fucking phenomenal. And that scene, the anger on her face is so wet. Like, it's perfect. Her voice, it's so well synced that I'm like,

there are moments in that game that I'm like, damn. Like, they just needed like another year to really just have this thing come together and be a much better game. Maybe take out some of the life service shit more that they, you know, they didn't have, they, they were scrambling. But I'm hoping, I just, I can't, it's one of those things where I'm, I'm still trying to have a little caveat of hope where I'm like, I hope that there's some stuff like that. But when I do look at these Gumby fucking Pixar, like I, I'm trying to get over it.

I don't know if I can. I really don't know. That's fair. I want this game to be good so bad. It's crazy. I want an RPG I can play that I can really sink my teeth into and really enjoy. And I know that it's not going to be. What do you?

Yeah. What do you think? So I was actually, I was wrestling because I didn't pre-order it. I actually started to have second thought. about even buying it. But I was thinking, okay, aesthetically, maybe I can just wait for some mods. Aesthetically, maybe I go, I know this.

That's a lot of mods. It's a lot of mods. I was going to get it on console. It's probably 10 gigs. Yeah. But the thing for me is that that's not why I play Dragon Age, though. I know. That's the thing for me.

You're right. I don't either. Because like, say, you know, if you go back, I go back to origins and it looks like shit technically. but it's still Like the world doesn't look like shit I'm just saying like it's an older game That I can still get into it

Just like I played Codor and it was fine But like like Like I, it's just one of those things Where Like Cotor is a magic trip It's like It looks I like the Jedi speed

When I think about it You know The Jedi speed Yeah I like that I like that That lights him does a scale With Dex it's fine I'll just be a strength base

Even though it's a wrong I had he's lightsaber So I'm gonna be strength base You know like yeah Yeah just All these problems are here I can just kind of get around them It's like that

I mean why not But it's, I don't know, man. I just think that. So what is your, so what is your biggest gripe with, with what you've seen in the, oh, the dialogue. The dialogue is my problem.

That one character, the Asian elf. Yeah. Sorry, my eye, my eye twitched naturally because everything, unfortunately, everything that I've seen with her has, like, irritated me. It's been, um, unfortunately just the way that she, every time, I'm sure she's going to have some serious dialogue at points. and like be, but she's clear, even with the reveal trailer, the way that she bursted out of that fucking the mirror thing. Yeah.

With all the, and then it was like the, the, the, I think it was like the fucking impact. No, it was like almost like comic sands essentially. It was just like when it showed her name and I was like, oh, she's the stupid comic relief. I was like, but you don't need that. Like they already have, um, Manford, you know, the bones where I'm like, that's the comic relief if you're going to put it. First of all, Dragon Age has never had that before. Comic relief? Like the comic,

the most of the comic relief was Alistair. Yeah. Because he was just a little snarky. But they didn't have like a character that was dedicated to being like this, oh, I'm goofy. Like the way that they even made,

Manfred look with this jewel eyes and stuff where he looks like, this is for children. I understand where they're going with this in their direction. And I also understand why they scaled back solace, why they don't call it dread wolf anymore because they were scared to do a direct sequel.

Even though it would, like think about it in a, business perspective. You make a direct sequel that knocks it out of the park like Baldersgate 3 and then it gets people interested in the other ones. Right. What the, so what happened with this? They were scared. Well, first of all, they had to fight to not make it live service, right? They did. Oh yeah, that's right. That's probably a lot of this. Yeah. Right. Yeah. You'd imagine that that's probably has to do with a lot. That's probably the main decision. That's probably the decision way back in the game's development that probably made it look that way in the first place. Right. And so that's

already kind of like a disconnect. Right. Uh, the scale. Gale is obviously probably not going to be as big because there's some more to worry about. Yeah. Yeah. They, I don't know, man. Yeah.

The only redeeming the end you say is that some of the environments look incredible. Yeah. Some of the environments are like, wow. The art direction does a good job for that. Yeah. When you're in the first city, the, everything's flowing. I forgot what it's called. Oh, like that to Venture fucking cyberpunk thing.

Yeah. I don't know what it's cool. That area looks insane. It looks cool. That's a cool set. Like I'd love to play D&D in that area. Like how future. fucking Teventor is

versus everything else like Orle sucks Orle is rich but there's nothing there but black people essentially because that's when they that's when the Inquisition Yeah I know Inquis just showed up out of nowhere This niggis here and it's like what the hell

There was one there was one adjacent Tifling nigga And they were like let's just make black people Like I don't know I don't care I literally don't care Everything is so I don't know man Everything is so just there's really, there's a hard, there's a hard line between like the woke argument, right? Because I think a lot of times we've seen in truth,

there have been a lot of interjected wokeness that is not handled correctly. And it leads to like, I understand some of those fucking idiot, like not understand, but I can see why their brains can go to like, oh, you're adding wokenness to the game and it's fucking it up. And it's like, I look, I understand what you're coming from about that. I understand that. Some things. Sometimes just, you know, like, witches have to have black people in it.

You know, it doesn't have to. If there are, whatever, that's fine. But they don't, they're not mandatory to be inside of that series, you know. Yeah. The thing about especially, because unfortunately the art catering to such a small margin of people who, who demand stuff like that, where most people that are into these games, like most people that are in a Dragon Age. And when they say origins is their favorite, you know, barring like that one reviewer that said that Inquisition changed their life or something.

But like, everybody always compares it. One of our friends likes Inquisition better. And I'm like, I think she's a fucking, she's, I thought less of her when she said that immediately. It's like, oh, you're less than a person. It kind of, it really just shows. You know what it is. It really shows you, though. You're less of a person.

You're less human to me because you said that. To me, it kind of just shows like what are people most interested in when it comes to gaming. Because I think there are some things in Inquisition that they do better technically. But if you're talking about like, if you're talking about an RPG, there are definitely better aspects of revision. But let's just talk about. a role-playing game. But yeah, that's what I'm not, I'm like there for that. Let's be objective.

Let's be objective about a role-playing game. Which one is the better role-playing game? Then it's like if we're going to be objective, it's like, it's not even close. But if you're talking about- I love BG3, right? I can play that game for hours, you know? I think the combat does get benefit, the narrative does benefit of the combat. But if I want to play a game that's like an RPG action, I'll play like

Final Fantasy or something like that. That is an action sense, you know? Yeah. There's more of an action as to it. But if I'm playing a game for narrative, that's something different RPG. If I want to play an RPG, I'm playing it for...

Right, that's why it's a role play. It just shows you, like some people have different preferences that I feel like there's better things that they could play. And it's a shame that some of these companies are catering towards those types that maybe want more action

and they don't care as much about the dialogue. I was watching a review of a guy that said, I wish I remembered his name. But a lot of people kept mentioning him in Skillups review. Because they're like, wow, your guys is like, say in the comments. It's Fexterlilife. No, no, not that guy because he didn't get a code.

Yeah, he didn't get a code. But it was, fuck, his name starts with an M. That's all I remember. I can't, I fucking, it doesn't matter. But he said that he doesn't play these games for like the romances or anything. And I thought that was very telling where I'm like, oh, so he thought this is a game of the year game. This is like something that he, um, he was like this game's going to be my game of the year. And I thought, oh, it's fast.

I can see why this is his game of the year if he doesn't care about that stuff. And he said that, you know, he said that every character mostly had a really good dialogue and a really good fleshed out story. And I don't believe him, unfortunately, because for what I look for in a game, I don't think we're looking for the same thing. Because I thought it was actually kind of wild. I remember I was fucking showering with my earbuds and listening to his review. And he was like, oh yeah, I don't care about the romances or anything like that. I don't play for that game. And he said he's like, if you guys do, that's.

totally fine, but I'm like, that is, I'm gonna be honest, that is the main reason why there's such a large demographic of women that play these games, because you have options like this. That's why Sims is so popular with women. It's like, and they like that. And I love it. I love romance options. I love the connections. I like, I like connections.

I don't care about romance. I can't find that guy. I'm usually. We, the matter of time, we're talking about fucking Carleck. Shut the fuck up. She's different. Shut up. Shut up.

Shut up. Well, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. I'm going to explode. Let me explain. Let me explain. I think the idea of the relationships in games is never a detriment to them. That is something I would say.

I love Carlyke. I think it's fucking funny that I made my character small on purpose. So she's just bigger than me. I think that is great, right? For me, it doesn't, I can play a game without having a relationship in it. Like for me, the reason why I didn't know. What the fuck is happening? No, no.

No, no. What the fuck is happening? I'm saying. I'm saying no, I'm not saying no. I'm not. Because for me right now in the game, I'm trying to hope the three with a four way between Carlick, like. Brazil and freaking what you call it.

Everything you're telling me is like insane right now. But what I'm saying is this, right? I think for me, the biggest thing is for my perspective is the relationship between the party members. So it doesn't have to be romantic. Sorry, I don't care about exactly the romantic nature of it. It doesn't have to be romantic, but it has to be a commodity created between me and the characters that are in my party. That's why I love Garrison, which I play male shepherd. I would fuck Garrison if you would fuck him with Mail Shepherd.

I don't think you can. I don't think you can. No, you have to mod that. You have to mod that. But like. It's funny. I've done some modding to do some gay shit and lesbian shit. But like that's, I want my team to feel like people I'm growing as a team with.

That's the most important thing. Right, which I'm sure this gay and the Vail Guard's going to have. I mean, yeah. But it's just probably not going to be. Well, it's also, we've said it, you know, just kind of retreading. Dragon Age suffers from not fucking dragging along the old people that you have built a relationship with. And so I actually don't really. feel like playing

50 hours of a game to build a relationship with these new people Because they disappear Unfortunately, unfortunately I just don't And they said that this is like The last entry

In this saga of Dragon Age So like this is like tying it up This is like putting a bow in it So knowing that It's like why do you care Yeah I was like Like so I'm gonna build rapport With these people

That I'm never gonna see again And which has actually been Dragon Age's fucking M.O Unfortunately There's more continents man There's so much more world Well they'll probably go in other directions, but as far as

this line, but I feel like it's going to suffer from, um, with Mass Effect. I'm like, what's Mass Effect without the Reapers? Because, uh, Andromeda was, God, I mean, even like the villains. And then again, the veil guard. Why they scaled, why it's not, why it's not dreadwolf anymore? Because, you know, if you're watching the reviews,

oh, it's two gay elding, elving gods. They're the main villains. And Solis is like, scaled the fuck back now. Cool. I'm so excited Solis one of the best characters that they created Yeah the big bad The motherfucker and I played the Super Inge it the whole time

To fuck you over at the end and you're like What that was cool Scaled the fuck back I'm so I'm so happy 10 years later To this make us Well hey man BioWare is back BioWare is back

We were back in the Andromeda days The Golden Age Of BioWare Byow is back with the sad face emoji I'm best I'm yeah Is this worse than anthem technically Um, yes.

vibe wise, absolutely. Well, I mean, just because, like, you'd imagine, like, Anthem was a worst game, but Anthem was a game they should have been making. Right, exactly. This is like their wheelhouse and they fucked it up. Yeah. Anthem was just like, it was, yeah, like you said, nobody wanted it. I actually, I played it a little bit and I was just like, it's, it's fine. It's fine.

It's just unremarkable. It was just fine. Like, giving Michael Jordan a basketball and then he shits himself in the middle of the game, you know. It's like, what happens? happening. I think skill I've said that actually. He said he said he'll make a ball. He gave him a tennis

racket and he's up but you can give him a basketball I expect some fucking buckets like he falls to the floor falls shits himself and dies he lives with the shame he lives with the shame with shitting himself on the fucking court. It's a fine

analogy. Yeah. The issue though is like it would be a more accurate analogy if over time LeBron replaced parts of himself and slowly became a completely different LeBron For worse parts Because that's not the same bioware Not at all

It's not, it's not. That happens to, like, that's just the natural You know, that's what happens with most I saw a list of like all the people that left the project It was pretty. I mean that happened Yeah, leaving the, not only just leaving the project But just like over time people leave studios Right.

And change the development, then change the DNA of that studio. It's like, that's going to happen and sometimes that'll happen in a good way like that that happened with naughty dog you know what i mean naughty dog is like barely what they used to be um entirely different it's an entirely different group of people it's entirely different company but like arguably like uncharted really skyrocketed them yeah yeah craft frantic who was big for like people who were already in the scene you know um and jack and daxter was big obviously but like uncharted and last of us that was like right that was a completely like different team of people yeah you know and so it's

it could happen in the reverse. Like, it could, you could get, like, new people into a studio and, like, it reinvigorates and does something cool.

I assume that's possible. It doesn't happen that often. And, uh, Bio is probably not one of those. Has it, has it happened? Okay, other than that one interaction

has it happened for a benefit? Um, I would argue, I would argue, um, I would actually argue that Bungie is still there. Outside of their C-suite, which has always sucked,

like the managers making decisions. Like, they can still make good games. I've heard things from people that shouldn't have been talking to me about a marathon that seemed pretty interested. But I, yeah, so like, it's possible for that to change and shift and whatever. And like, oh, it's actually kind of, it's still maintaining something. But, like, BioWare's been for BioWare particular.

A good testament is going to be a GCA6. Yeah. We'll see how that happens out. Oh, yeah, because the writers for Red Dead are not even attached to that. Oh, what? Yeah. Yeah. Well, I don't know.

As far as I know, they're... I don't feel good about that, but we'll see. We can see. Basically, the people that are known for knocking out of the park are not there. The Houser guys, Dan Houser and the brother... But I don't know, like, it's weird. Like, he left a while ago, but also this game's been in development for a while. So, like, I don't know...

He might be attached to this. I don't know if it's like... I don't know if they just like, this is the story. I'm out. Or if he left before it. You know what I mean? Like, I don't know. I guess I need to confirm that, yeah.

But we'll see. I mean, we'll... I am going to play. It'll have the least of their involvement, though. So, like, if, you know, that'll, that'll be worth something anyway. I am going into that game very much so hoping to get a Red-Lead level of storytelling. That I'm pretty sure it's not even fair to give that. I just want a crazy game.

Like, I don't know if I care necessarily. Yeah. Like, dude, the GTA-5, like, I, like, Red, you know, I, in Red Dead, I less want to terrorize the cities than I want to actually play through the story. versus GTA, I want to just terrorize the city and I'm like, I'll get to the missions later. You know what I mean?

GTA is very like, I just want to fuck everything up. Yeah, Red Dead's like, eh, there's nothing better in Red Dead when you wrestle somebody to the floor and wrestle your pistol

into blowing their head off. I think that is such a fucking funny thing because it's so real. It's an amazing animation. It's such a real panic that the guy's like trying to fight you from grabbing your gun and blazing. I remember,

dude, the first time I did that, I remember being shocked because I was like that it looked so real. It looks so fucking real. Yeah. It's good shit. I will say I do like shooting the cops though.

That's, you know, the Pinkerton is the cops. It is fun. I funnel them in, um, I usually go in like, I think it's strawberry. There's a matter. You blow the gunster. So yeah, I always take over the establishment. There's the bank in, um, San Dene. It's not San or, what is it?

San Deney. San Deney. So I go in the bank, blow the Kirk's, yeah, because it's very wide, but still small doors. Sometimes a horse can get in because, because you know, the cops can get in. Because, you know, the cops of the horse, so then the horse freaks out. And it's like going everywhere. I'll kill the guy and the horses freaking out. And then unfortunately, I try not to, but I'll use the flame rounds.

And then like everything will catch on fire and the horse start cooking. I was like, no, horse get out of here. No, leave horse. But they're trapped in. Anyway, you're not meant for your horse league. But yeah, let's get on to some questions, I guess. Rip, rip, bioware. Rip bioware.

Are you guys still going to play? I don't know. I don't think so. Not me. Like, I especially have no reason. I want to, I really,

really, I'm on the fence. I'm on the fence. I'm on the fence. I get it. Play another game because I have no RPG games to play right now.

So you're going to do it or is that, is that your long, John answer? What are you going to do it? Oh, no? I think I'm going to hold out. Dang,

that's, that I didn't expect that. I thought your, that is, that's me really, really, that is, Bauer needs to study this.

Yeah. Like, die hard fans are like, I don't know. I love the setting the world of that game. You know how crazy you'd have to fuck up for me to just like, I don't know about marathon. I don't care. I'm not even going to try it.

Oh, it's free. I don't care. That's free. Like, that's crazy. Like, that's so sad. Yeah. It's really sad.

They're three for three now. They are. It's, uh, Andromeda. Anthem. And now this. Yeah. That company is the same company.

It was man. They went on and became doctors and the brain and stuff like that. They went in like, The people that made the game that we love, the world that we love, went off. Like, let's become, like, really successful people outside of this field. And I'm happy. And I know they're probably looking at this game. Like, I can't believe I wrote that world down.

And they did this to it. Dude, the switch to that engine fucked them. The switch to live service fucked them. Oh, yeah. Frostbite. Yeah. Frostbite and life service in a row. Yeah.

Just, like, decimated that team. Because I think, like, if you had either one or none of those, you probably would have seen a very, very different situation. I agree. I agree because like people want to stay you know people are going to want to stay and it's like oh yeah it's bioware dude

bio wire is such a fucking that's a dope name I got such a history I want to contribute to it oh we have to learn new engine oh that's gonna fuck us up for a little bit oh we're switching to live service because like the last game was like kind of mediocre because we had to switch engines okay

and then and now you're just left with the people who like for some reason I haven't had the patience to stick around or just entirely new people who just don't necessarily know exactly what it takes to make these kinds of things. I mean, I look at, that's what kind of, that's, that's why

what fills me with hope about the marathon game, because like, there's so many people on that team that are like from CE, like 2001 on that team. And I'm just like, they'd ever switched engines, I guess. So that's kind of the benefit of that. But, BioWare needs to get their shit to get. I wonder if they'll, though, even be around it.

Like, I guess it depends on how well it's self. Because realistically, there is a difference between, like, how we in the sphere who pay close to, attention to things. Totally. Totally. Understand things are being received and how well they're going to be received outside of it. I think fucking Saints Rose sold way more than it should have, like the new one. And like there are other games like that that I'm like, that's on the top 20 still. Suicide squad sold millions. So like, I don't know. Maybe it's maybe it's just good enough that like a lot of people like especially younger people will maybe this will make a shit ton of money.

I think that's what they're banking on. And from what I've seen a lot of pre-order stuff that they've been kind of killing it. And I think the biggest red flag to me was that the game wasn't 70 bucks because I was like, oh, I think that to me is a telltale that. How much was it? It's 60. So it's not, to me, it's a, yeah, yeah, it's not $70. So my thing, it was a telltale that I'm like, oh, that's a bad sign because if they believed in their game, they would definitely sell for $70. What I mean by that is, I know you mean. Yeah. So it's just one of those things where I'm like, oh, that's not good. They're lowering in people, lowering it to old prices to get, because there's no, there's no, what, in what universe when a game this big come out

and not be 70 bucks? That's fucking crazy. It is, it is weird. I mean, like, there's newer games that I, like, fucking, what is it? Astrobot was, was cheap and that was great. Well, think of it, but I know what you mean, though. Like, like God of War Ragnarok coming out in 60 bucks. Yeah, it's like 40 bucks. Oh, I would be so skeptical. Like, this game would be 10 hours? Yeah, you kind of have to be. You have to be new or you have to be a very specific experience to get it. Like,

I think, like, there is no side quality game. There is this only the narrative. Did you get, do you guys remember, a, uh,

um, um, war god Zeus of child? Yeah. Do you remember that? Do you remember that? Was the Xbox got a war club. That's,

if 45, I would expect that. War gods is, that's too much. That's like, the war gods of child is like $10. $999. The thing with,

but like, yeah, you have a game like Astrobot or like helldivers even where it's just like, yeah, okay, 40 bucks. 40 bucks and they're great. But yeah, Dragon Age, you would imagine

would be like kind of a premier title. This is like 10 years. 10 years and this is our big thing. This is our maker break. We're definitely going to maximize profits. But they're like, this has been a fucking disaster. It's amazing.

Let's just shit this thing out and get moving. That was the thing that even made me on the fence is that, oh, it's 60 bucks. You know what I mean? Yeah. If it was 70, I think I would have already been like, no. And it's funny. It's the difference is $10.

What I, I spent $10 on food. today. You know what I'm saying? BioWare is like I guess like kind of like a kind of a three four three kind of thing now. You know what I mean? Where you're just like I don't know man. I feel like if you were going to do something amazing, you would have done it by now. Totally. It's just weird that you spent all this time.

Let's just move on guys. Yeah. Let's go because we're going to have to do this again when the next Mass Effect comes out whenever. Yes. We're going to have to do it again. Can I tell you something? I could give a fuck about that game now. Don't say that.

Like I'm not even I'm not even, well, first of all, I didn't even finish Andromeda. Like I, like I did. I don't even play. I never been, I didn't play it. I didn't break it up. You guys made me fun of me until I played one, two, and three. I was like, oh, this has been amazing. Oh, right.

Of course he didn't play. Yeah, yeah. Because he barely, yeah. I was like, right. Yeah, there would be no reason for you to play. Yeah. It's, uh, I didn't, I tried to play it early this year. I don't want to go to the Jammer of Galaxy and see things that looked like me.

Even with nude mods. Even with new bonds, I couldn't finish it. How would, how the aliens just had like, well, no, my, my crew were, you know, like my human crew. were like I was the Sarah, the sister character. And then she's nude and oiled up, cheeked up looking good, especially in the desert planets where the sun's just beaming off. And I was like, this looks good. That couldn't even keep me engaged.

Even that's over, that's, I'm telling you. That's, Byware is cooked. That is the title of this episode. That is the title. I've probably said that. I thought it's been an episode title already.

I'm holding like 2% that at some crazy things going to happen that like, Oh It's According to Maddie Like the last Oh they The last stretch of it's pretty good So every review

They all unanimously said The the last stretch of the game Is fucking fantastic But I was like Oh do I want to play 50 hours To get there Like and if you want to do everything So one review that I saw

Said that you could probably Get to the end in 25 But you're going to have a terrible ending Because you're just doing the main story Yeah And so if you want to do it right, about 50 hours. And then everybody else that I saw said 50 hours. So I was like, oh, they're all clocking around the same amount of time for just like the basics.

Then if you want to get close to completing it, like 100%ing, about 80. Yeah, I don't know. I might pick it up when it's cheap or something. I don't know. It's got like a Hogwarts legacy kind of vibe going on. Whereas it's like, I'm sure it's fine. But I don't know if I'm. Yeah, exactly.

$15. Should I get this game? Should I get a chiro or fucking... Hopefully the questions are going to lighten the mood because... Yeah, let's get some... I'm really sad. Let's get some questions in. You can ask your questions over to Patreon.

Our Com slash a Stark Tank. We need more betas. We need more betas and live Alphins to fight that to help formulate games. So I got early access for Greedfall too. Because greed fall, the first one, is actually pretty decent. But the gods fighting each other? No. No, that's Godfall.

Yeah, it's God. No. And also, Godfell sucks. Yeah. No, Greedfall is just like a small, like, what was the spider? I forget the company's name. I think they're called spiders. Yeah, I think it's...

Which is awesome. I love that. Something like that. Yeah. The studio is just called spiders. It's fun. It's like there's some dumb plague thing and then they got a... You basically fuck up a...

It's like US colonial kind of... Kind of like, yeah. It's actually pretty fun. I liked it. For what was? It's a survival game? What is it? Like, I never...

It's just a... It's basically... It's baby dragon age. Like, it's like, it's, there's a lot of mystical dark fantasy shit in it. There's, um, you gotta build faction things. You gotta like, there's like, chief tribal people that you can fuck up.

And it's, so you go, you go and you go, it's, it's actually the, the combat. I like the aesthetic of it. Like, I like, uh, colonial. It's one of the saving graces of Assassin's Creed 3 where like that game was kind of disappointing to me, but like I did like the, the vibe of like, the aesthetic. And there's not really a lot of games like that. Yeah.

My problem is that if it's colonial, why is it, if it's colonial, but there's magic. Why is everything so shitty? Um, that's not. In this world, there's a plague that's making things shitty. It's very similar to a dishonored. Oh. Yeah. Yeah.

That's actually a great comparison. I'm like, oh, there's this fucking cool ass like magic and people have powers. And then you decide to live in that period of time where everything is just, people are shitting outside their windows. There's nothing wrong with that. They're putting their ass out their windows. And it's landing in someone else's fucking pot of slot. You just see cheeks just pop.

You've never had diarrhea outside of your own window? I've thought about doing it before in real life, but I was like, that's so evil. Fast, like projectile. Like, you have to dodge it too while you're walking. It hits the street. It hits the street. Not the sidewalk, the street. It's insane.

Honestly, on a scale of, um, let's say, let's make it one to 20. How furious would you be if you were walking down the street? Someone shadowed me and someone, someone diarrhea out of the window and it got on your shoe. Like a four. Like a four? I'd be like at least 14. I'd be like a four. I gotta tell you, I usually wear flip-flops.

Oh, you'd be at like a... I am a god of war rage. You had to cut on your toe also. I got a cut on my toe. Yeah. I immediately just get sick and die. You kill the sickness. You killed me.

You killed me. You killed me. You get, you get, you sat on, you see black veins already going up your foot. That's insane. Like, what the thing? Oh, fuck. You gave me necrotic damage, you asshole. All right.

Those are the questions. Oh, man. What do we got? Let's just try to open the mood, man. All right. Yeah, let's try to lighten up the mood. We always have origins, you know? We always have origins, too.

So the first question comes from this guy, he says, so about the Holocaust. Uh-oh. So, all right, so already we're lighting. Very cool. Lightning up the mood. Question for me, I'm guessing. No, I'm just kidding. Due to my Jewish descent.

So kick and destabilize Boston Dynamants, kick and destabilize Boston Dynamics Rob Biggers wrote it Ro Biggers is fucking so dumb Roe Biggers That made me so goddamn angry He says hey

Hey guys Extra Ammo Idea I saw this and I thought it was not bad A fandom tier list Rank fans of games Books, movies, whatever We can find like the most egregious fandoms in like

We could actually do like an in person tierless We don't even like a fucking editing Okay But like Yeah Yeah maybe toss up Maybe toss up for a post To give suggestions

Yeah that might not be a bad idea. That wouldn't be a bad idea. I don't hate that. In fact, you know what, in the comments to this episode, it suggests some fandoms. Right. And then we'll look through them and then we'll, we'll plug it. One thing I would imagine. We already know the worst one is. Right. What would be like, what? Like magic? Magic, like the card game? Yeah, yeah. Magic fans aren't that bad. I don't know. I don't know. I can't even think of Sonic. I guess. Like, Sonic. Yeah, like Sonic. Okay. Okay. manga you're saying that the sonic came later because I forgot that people could even be fans I mean I'm a fan I'm a fan of Sonic but I'm not an internet fan of so it kind of um it it is interesting to me that there are people that follow the lore and stuff of Sonic and like I it I really does kind of like I'm like oh people like this yeah I would beat up Sonic the Hedgehog no questions asked like like that guy beat up Bugs Bunny in that weird cartoon yeah oh yeah I would decimate that creature I think to me Sonic's like Mario I don't

give a fuck about Mario lore even slightly. I know about it only because of the fact that I'm autistic. There must be. It's like a thousand games, right? Yeah, but I feel like everything's kind of like a branch off like hypothetical. But see, that's how I feel about Sonic though, but then I know there's lore because there's movies and all this shit.

Shows. Running around at the speed of gay. There's Sonic. There's Sonic how fast is that? The speed of gay. Gay, gay, gay. Is the speed of gay. Okay, so is the speed of gay. The fastest gay person. No, no, no, no.

And fiction. No. I feel like the speed of gay... It would be like what? Like maybe like 20% slower than like a normal walk cycle? Why would it be? I don't know. I'm just trying to spitball.

I feel like it would be like... Because maybe there's like a little bit more flamboyancy in it. So that's the speed of gay. Yeah, like there's like swaying. And maybe even there's like distract like distract. There's no like blinders like we have. Well, wait, I don't know. You're gay. But like, I have to go. Like, if I'm going somewhere, I'm going. I'm not getting distracted by something. But it's not like, oh, look at this dress. But like, you know what I mean? Like, so it would be like, I would imagine like 20% slower. Would it be better because of the fact that like gay people were. Because you're living your life and actually taking in the world around you? No. Yeah. Like, they also, they also like objectively just do things more efficiently more often than we do. I don't know about that. Every gay person I know is very put together for the most part.

Do you mean like just like, like, aesthetically? general. I just like, oh, this is like, oh, this is a put together person. Yeah?

I guess. I don't know. I have a lot of gay homies that are living Skid Row fucking just fucking bums and shit. But those are, those are fucking,

those are like, those are like the curse of the games, you know, those are our fans, yeah. That's why I know them. Those are the cast it off gays,

you know, like they're just, they've got, they lost around in a rogue show and now they're just cast them out. Here's a good one.

Oh, here's a good one. I'm not a big fan of the government 30 on 30 road and he says hi by hey bi pock darlings i hate that word what is it um bipok what does that what's that what's that mean the ipoc i don't even know really by bisexual personal color oh i guess i don't even maybe i don't know it's probably what it means um it's probably what it means i'm not bisexual anyway he says uh i thought it was i thought it was funny uh i thought it was funny you brought up game over

by falling in reverse that stupid video game song oh yeah because i recently went out to a bar with some friends and as we left we spent $20 filling the cue on the jukebox of that song and gangnam style alternating for the next hour. You're a fucking menace. Are there any times you guys did something to ruin the days of others? Surely for your own amusement. No, I am not an asshole like that. I have done stuff like that.

I have definitely, I've did this. This is so fucked up. What you do? I definitely hit a bunch of things on the fucking elevator and walked out. I'll get it before. I'm so shitty. I think I feel like. It's so insidious.

I was, you know what's funny? I was having like a bad day on my own. Like the person in the elevator didn't do anything to me. I was just wanted to bring someone down to your level. Retrospectively, I must have. I feel like I must have done something like this. But like I don't know. I don't think so.

I know I've hit all the buttons, but I don't know if it was like, I don't remember the action of hitting all the buttons on the elevator. I just don't remember the intent. I know one thing that I've done. Oh, okay. What is it? Sorry.

A porta potty. Oh, no. I pissed all over it. Why would you? You just called him a fucking animal for what he did. Well, because you directly, you created a biohazard. He just inconvenienced somebody. Piss is sterile.

Okay. Calm down. Not when mixed with other piss. Look, look, so there wasn't like a line for the bathroom. This was like a random, you know, it's in the. park from like the construction workers or whatever the fuck or it was one of those things that like nobody was around you'd like directly inconvenienced somebody in front of their face like and just to make turn them into a villain basically my thing was like an october surprise you know you

fucking you open this shit oh i remember i was probably like 10 years old or something how old were you sorry yeah how old were you when you did it it was like three days ago he did you how old were It was like this morning. No, I was definitely like no more than 16. Okay. See, I was, I was, I don't even know if I had 10th. I was in a shitty, I was in a shittier version of my life. But like, I think, I think when I hit all the buttons, I was probably like eight or something.

I think I just kind of wanted to do it. It was like an impulse. I don't even think I thought necessarily like this is going to inconvenience people. I just thought like, I want to see the lights. It is kind of, it's kind of like, it's super. Dude, it's so satisfied. Christmas tree. The, what?

What was like, Christmas trees? You know, when it's like, when you, like, I don't know if you've been in a project building before but like the like the like the ones that are like x-shaped yeah yeah so what happens I was just like I was upset I probably talked to a girl who's probably the fucking decline me called me or something and I was like I'm not gay yet and I just fucking all the little left and I ran out and the person just looked at me you know just like I think I remember being like I think I remember being 12 and like burying knives in the sand face up and then leaving them You just go to a beach and bury the sharpest knives possible.

Facing up. Just shallowly under the surface. Just the blade is the blade is at the right light you can see it. At the right light, you can see the blade. If you look at it right, the sun will shine off the tip. You're making you not want to walk barefoot on beaches. I never did that. I know you didn't do that.

I never did that. I feel like some asshole has. No, hold on. To be fair, I do remember. This is like, this is a half true. I didn't bury knives under the surface. But I remember a friend of mine, he had like real fucking Kunae knives because he was a weeb. I went to the beach and we were like playing with him really irresponsibly.

We were like trying to, we were like stabbing into the sand and doing some dumb shit. And then I remember trying to scoop something out of it. And then I lost it under the sand. And I couldn't find it. And then I was scared to keep padding because I didn't want to cut myself. They were real knives. So there's one knife buried like, probably like five inches under the sand somewhere.

Some kid got got. Some kid got, yeah, maybe, I don't know. I'm sure. We never heard anything about it. There was no news about it. So like, you know,

Mattel, like the Barbies and all that shit in 10? Well, they did a line of, they did to run a street fighter. Barbies? Yeah. And so I bought a guile.

And I loved it. I was so fucking cool. And then I was at the park and I buried him and then like I went to get him back because I was just playing fucking God

I was it wasn't like I left I was just fucking around You buried it and then you went back And it was gone It was turned back around And it was gone It was probably like a toy soldiers Or a small soldier's situation

Where like he like came to life And he was like the fuck I'm free Fuck out of here Yeah get the fuck out of here I still don't know what happened To this day It wasn't like say when I

With my girlfriend at the time I was like 16 or 17 We went to this park I rode my bike there I met her there because I was gonna go to work after I ride my bike and there was a bunch of cholos

in the park I'm like whatever I'm not fucking paying attention to them took your bike instantly dude they what I did was I was like they're so far away

I'm literally just gonna go like a hundred feet to the liquor store real fast like I should be able to no dude like it didn't make sense the quick work

that they made of my bike and then them all standing their casually like they didn't do shit and I was like I can't even say anything to them because they're gonna beat the fuck out of me. Through a fire bomb at them. I was just like if I had something on them I would have terrorized them. But it was one of those things where I had to accept the L for being a fucking moron for just

not taking my bike. There was one time. It was like it was like it was right there. The liquor stores all be right there and then whatever. So back in New York City there's a lot of courtyards. There's actual courtyards. So like we could actually like play in them when we were kids. Yeah.

I remember this one time I was racing my friend, right? There was a bodega attached to the building I lived in. So me and my friend were hanging out and I'd be raced down to the bodega and then you race back. I went down to the bodega. It was snowing too. It was like a big fucking like a like a Yankee fucking custom puffer jacket. My grandma got me because my grandma's Puerto Rican and she loves Yankees. So she had to like go all out for that fucking thing because she likes baseball more and she liked me probably.

Probably. So she fucking, we went on. I remember I had it. It was really cool. I put it down to race my friend. We went to the bodega. We came out. It was like two minutes

And the jacket was gone It was gone So fast Some people are so savvy Like they Some people were just fucking burglars Exactly It's like it's

That's a kid's jacket He's the perfect They probably They probably had kids Knowing what they were Probably fucking a bunch of fucking Puerto Ricans And fucking Dominicans

Of course they had probably Kids they weren't taking care of So like They definitely like Fucking did that But it was just like Holy shit like You just don't realize

How many people are watching like hawks. Yeah. Like that's the thing that pisses me off. Like they, they're watching and then they,

they find their opportunity because a regular, a real thief is paying attention all the time. All the time. They're just scanning shit. Like I left a, in Del Taco,

I left a cannon camera. It was like 300 bucks back in 2006. It's expensive ass camera. Like one of those fucking small digital cameras was $300 because that was the time. I was like,

oh shit. I left my camera on the, on the thing. And we just turned around. It was already gone. It was gone immediately. You can do shit like that around. here like in this area you can do so like people will give your shit back people like your set but like

back in like any inner city it's gone it's because people are struggling already because i've dropped my wallet in some nice places like i used to be really clumsy with that shit yeah even uh when i was in when i went to visit uh jojo in lithuania we we found i found the only kfc there because i wanted to just see if how it how it is i was like it takes the same what the fuck is this i was hoping like they're gonna do something different but anyway i dropped my wallet in there and uh fucking they found um They didn't understand how, like, because they don't have middle names. They didn't understand money. They found you.

What is this? They tried to, uh, they try to find me on Facebook. Like, uh, that's crazy. Yeah, because like, they didn't understand my ID though because it, you know, they didn't, because it says like, like, well, they speak English there, right? Right. But they don't have middle names. So they thought my name was Derek Antonio. Like they were like, stupid black person named the Derek.

They're, they don't sound that Slavic. Like, oh, they are. They are... It is me, Lithuanian fellow. They're Baltic. They're Baltic, which is a small distinction. At least the Lithuanians would like to have that distinction, even though all of them are all mixed.

Like, Jojo's half Russian. She's fucking Slavic. With a weird thing, you know. Anyway, she tried to be like, oh, actually, I'm Baltic. And I'm like, your mom that you speak Russian to would disagree. This is a weird thing. People can have skin of their shade. I, uh, only seen in books in literature.

Impossible. So next one, Griegos. Gray ghost remembers what the alien and farm guy did, and he says, hello racist, Walt Jr.,

gay Gus Fring and Black Mike. Last episode you mentioned... What was Mike? Which one's Mike? Oh, Black Mike would be amazing. Black Mike just registered to me as like just some guy.

I'm sorry, nigga. We can't do this, nigger. It's just his lines, but with the N-word is. With your fucking... With your race. nigger and your

humorous nigger hubris comma the N-word soft A is such a wild two words to be conjoined together in a single thought that conveys anything

you this niggis is insane do you always have to call me the N-word well you would wouldn't you because you're racist Walt Jr. Oh, that's funny.

That's funny. That's funny than any diet drive, maybe. Last episode, you mentioned DBC Abridged. While I agree, it was a little long, and I'm glad they stopped making it. Have you guys seen their animated series, H-F-I-L? It's basically a sitcom about Cell Frisa and Gingu's living in hell. I got to be honest with you. That sounds terrible.

I give no fucks about any of those characters that for Frisa when he turned black. so like recently. Yeah, I've never liked Friza. I was like a huge cunt. I was happy he died all the time. Well, yeah,

that's the point of him. Yeah, I know. That's it. Like, but I didn't even like him. I wasn't like, oh,

this bad guy I like. I was like, I just want this nigga dead. He's like how King Joffrey was for a lot of people. Yeah. I wanted, I wanted to do it for Joffrey. I wanted to be the person to do it.

See, I liked Friza because he killed Crelin. That was cool. Yeah. I was a little mad when he killed Vegeta, but, you know. Yeah,

Every time, every time. It's funny. Yeah, I laugh out loud. Every time. I know it's coming. He explodes. What happens is it. It's a total shift.

That's why, because that is just brutal. Well, the thing about it specifically is that like... He almost killed them twice. That's crazy. Yeah, the thing... Yeah, that's right. Oh, yeah, it's weird. Impaled a bar.

They got a Sintu bean, right? That always felt like a Mandela effect to me where I'm like, I thought Krillin... Because it's like, oh, Krillin always explodes. I'm like, I swear to... God, he got impaled. Yeah. And I were like, oh,

yeah, he's sensu bean, I think. Yeah, I'm pretty sure he got a sedate. Oh, Dende. He Sanzu handed him. Chal my nigga.

I'll close him. I would have Dende on me always. Like, when you're gonna fight and just have them on you, like Chow-Zoo. Well,

the thing is that Dende, uh, fucking autistic guys, dragon ball knowledge I have. But, uh, Dende is, uh,

it takes, energy to do it. You tell me as a fucking cool down. It's, it's like, heal people entirely. Yes. Cool down.

Yes. And then also, if Dende dies, there's no more dragon balls at the venture in the future. So they're like, uh, let's just leave Dende here so we have dragon balls. I mean, yeah, guys. Yeah. But, uh, yeah, no. So, like, clinton. Slat and they head off his neck.

It's still exploding like that is, is, um, it's so funny because like, I, it's so relatable. Starts, too, where he's like, he's like, he's like, well, it's so, it's really fucking mean. Bam. All you see is him like, well. The fact that he did it to Dendez. Day is crazy Quillin too. Because Quillan wasn't the one that was Wailing on him the most. Piccolo had just

finished beating a Sam fuck out of him. Gohan slammed him on his neck. And he was like, I'm going to choose that nigga right there. That's what's so great about Freezer, though. Just being a, yeah, just a massive piece of shit. And he picked this specifically on the weakest person. Yeah. He was like,

I'm going to kill the weakest person among you and I'm going to do it in such a fucking dumb way. I'm going to pop this guy. I'm going to pop this bald fellow. Okay. He made him gain weight in it. I have been in like the thing, like that image of him screaming. Like I felt that so many.

It's, I relate to it. It's such a relatable. It's crap in pain. You ever had a stomach egg that's just like, damn, I want to, I want to die right now. I don't do this. I do this. Every once in a while, I have one of those. I don't open when I'm painting.

I don't expose myself to more pain. Have you never had one of those sharp pains where it's like, it feels like, It feels like gas is like moving through and it like it feels almost like a knife. Like it's like it's like trying to work its way through it. And then you're just like a little like a little jolt of like, oh, what the fuck just happened? Like ow ow, ow. I was like, go kid. Go you dumb.

Oh, man. You got to ask me for that. He won't say the word. No disrespect to Team 4th or whatever. But like I don't know. Like to me like the common. of DBZ abridged is the fact that they are doing the story in a different way.

It's like almost like a what if. But like, I don't know, a sitcom about self-freezing, can you living together? I don't know. That sounds like a terrible pill. How much bigger Goku was in Super Shane? Like how much more muscle mad he had the first time he went to Persane? What the fuck you're talking about? He had way more muscle mass when he went to be in the first.

Oh, you're having your own conversation. All right. Goku. You don't remember that? No, I just like I didn't realize. Goku. That's why I can start to speak. My apologies.

Like I was saying before you interrupt with me. I just know what you were saying. You know how Goku was just much larger? I don't know who Goku is. This fucking... Now you'll pay, Friszer! You killed my gay friends. He was bald, and now he'll always be bald.

Dude, he'd even see him with his hair. 15 years later from now. That's what pisses him off. That's what he's mad about. He's like, you doomed him to do an eternity lifetime, like an afterlife of baldness. He's going to be a bald of ghost. He was always like eventually he'll get hair. And I'm fine with that.

Eventually he'll have hair and I'm okay with that. Boma was almost finished with the rogene. The head, his hair retreats into his skull and he becomes a bald super saying. Yeah, that would be fucking, that should have been the reverse. That should have been it. It's horrible. But it would have been so lame.

That drawing would have been so lame. fucking go through like lightning around it with no hair. The least striking images in fucking anime history. Did he just get cancer? He just go through chemo? Does that imply that hair like retreats into his brain? Yeah, that's the source of his power. The hair being within.

It's the hair within. It's the hair with the enemy with the enemy with hair. I want to see Piccolo with hair. I want to see, yeah, everyone who does that, they need a swap. He should have like an invader Zim disguise kind of like where he like puts on fake hair. Turn to a white man. Yeah. He's still green though because Zim's still green.

He just got like human contacts. Paganapa had hair actually. Yeah. Old Napa. That's right. Old Napa did have the hair of top. He had like a little, he had a fucking, he had a little cute little Nazi haircut.

Yeah. Anyway. Yeah. Special needs canon wrote and he says, hello, Ray Skiwiliam. Ray Sculiam Johnson, that guy from Weezer in, Reviewcock, USA. What kind of,

what kind of dish? Are you, uh, kind of dishes are you guys cooking for yourselves lately? I've been on a Philly cheese steak kick myself. Oh, that sounds good as fuck. Yeah, I don't get gout, man. Damn, that's a lot of beef. Yeah, that's, yeah, you're gonna, you gotta be careful. I love me some Bulgogi though.

Bogogi is top tier shit. I may boogie at home sometimes. Yeah, fucking delicious. Bugogi, traitor. What have I been? Yeah, I don't know. I haven't been cooking lately. I haven't.

I got fucking Joe got me sick. So pissed, man. Oh, yeah, yeah, what happened? I still hear my stuffiness. Yeah, what did you just kind of fucking bug. something. You know, she's always working around a lot of fucking people She should catch her hand after she does that

Yeah, I hit her a few times But like I just have a stuff he knows now I'm fine But it's just like Thanks, you know Yeah, like his friend came through Oh yeah, yeah, maybe she got it Yeah, well

It's a foreign bug maybe Well the thing is she got she got a little bit sick Before the friend came Friend's fine I think your immune system's top notch Oh damn Yeah they gotta do They gotta do a real hardship out there

Like fucking I don't know Like the coyotes fucking eating up all their lambs And I'm having food coyotes. Coyotes eating up all their lambs? Yeah. Yeah, coyotes do that.

Do they? Yeah. I've never seen a lamb. I don't think they have that, but all right. They don't have coyotes over there? I don't think so. They have wolves over there, don't they? They probably have like fucking hyenas.

In some areas. They have wolves, jackals, and fucking timber. Timber lions? Timber lions. Timber lions, hyenas, and fucking jackals is crazy. Are jackals still around? I've never really seen a jackal. It's a jackal.

Jackal. Wait, what is that? I think it was that guy doing his charades on a family guy. He's a jackal, jackal, jackal, it's a jackal. If this wasn't right the first time, why would you keep fucking saying it? Because he really wants the... Some cutaways are good, man. Jackal, jackal, jackal, it's in a jackal, jackal, jackal.

The idea of guessing it of like more than once after it's clearly... It's really funny. I literally can't do games like that. People like that I can't play games with because I don't want to be competitive, but I feel like I get competitive because of how stupid the other person is. Jackal, Jackal. The way that he says it's like, it's a good voice actor, whoever is. Jackal, Jackal, Jackal.

You've played taboo with us before. I think I did, yeah. But whenever we play taboo, we always put Lily and Chris on the same team because they just don't work well together and then when they start working well together we change teams on them we do it every time but like Lily's with Chris and Lily's like God damn I want to work Chris and it's like I hate this fucking

person Jackal! Jackal! Why is that fucking funny? It really is good The guy doing it is so good. It's someone trying to impose their will on something. Right. They're trying to

make it be that. He's trying to make it right. You're right. Right, it is, because the person's still drawing, you know? Jackal! The end, Jackal? Why the hell is it so, uh, blown up? Yeah, yeah, I don't know.

That's how I remember it. No, because even like, little lowest. Everyone's like this. What? Pitchcock is how frantic he is. Really? Yeah, it's just how it was. What the fuck?

Okay. Yeah, well, you know, jackal. No. No, not, not jackal. I thought it was like, Jackal. No, I don't know. It's like,

Jackal. I remember him being high. I remember him being so high bitch that it like cracks me the fuck up. He's drawing it and he's yelling ahead to the point. He draws a jackal. That's what he's trying to make him do. There's two layers of that. First of all,

A, the idea that you would guess the same thing over and over again and still like just continue to guess it is funny. But then the idea that you would see anything that resembles a jackal and a jackal would be your first guess and not like a dog. A dog. A dog. Like your first guest being jackal is crazy Are jackals still around?

I don't even know, dude, I have no idea. Let's see. Don't this, uh, jackals. There are, um, I know there's, um, economic jackals that destabilized, uh, economies. Yeah, they're around. Yeah. Those are, there's a, uh, jackal, jackal. Jackal, is it a chat?

Yeah, look at them. You see, eating a little, uh, fucking, oh, they're cute. They're cute in our movie. Hey, jackal, puppy. Oh, no, they're not. Fuck them. They're scary looking at me. Jackal Puppie.

Jackal puppy. Chocolate chip cookie. Do you see the fucking Rizzler and the fucking Costco people on fucking Jimmy Fallon? Oh, yeah. The Rizlonians? Yeah, the, the,

what, the, I only know the Rizzler. What are the other names? The, I don't know. We're Costco dads. Of course we flay our dicks open and then fucking and I don't know,

fucking punch babies in the mouth. I like that you forgot. I don't know. That should be the next Costco dad. We're Costco guys. Of course. I don't know. And then it ends.

That's the final one. He never makes one after that. That's amazing. That kid, look, I don't want to. That Rizzler kid's getting fatter, isn't he? I think that's why they're giving him so much special. I think it's like a make-a-wish situation. Oh, no.

He's a chubby little guy. He doesn't have but time. Like, you can't be that young and that fat and except. expect like, he's not, I mean, 30, to see 30 would be amazing. Because he's, because he's little, little, right? He's, like, actually like, little little. He is four months old. You imagine?

I swear to God, I've seen him four months ago. I saw him five months ago. So that must be a fucking problem. I don't know. Maybe I'm misremembering. Maybe I'll take your word for it. Maybe I'm wrong. We're Costco

Dad The so's going to fucking die inside Of course I'm fucking Because of course I'm fucking terrified Of course I'm scared of something He's crying Ro Of course I'm scared of death

Damn it Oh he's gone I'm not used to making myself laugh Master BFE So stupid Fucking Costco guy Because I want to say four years. And he said four months.

The fucking Rizzler, dude. Of course we beat the piss out of homeless people. With Costco dads, of course he comes in terrorists, acting, blame people of the fantasy. Of course he's the chocolate chunk cookie. And he blows a dog's head out. He blows the dog's brains out. He tears the dogs' head like cradoes? Like Crato to the Wolf's...

I hate the gentle butt down. He doesn't... He just lays it down. I'm like, this nigger just rip its jaw off. He has the nerve to try to be respectful afterwards. Because, you know, the puppy, it's the puppy. It's the puppy. It's a puppy.

I hate the fucking wargons, man. I beat the fuck out of them. Master BFE. Last one. Okay. Clarification from previously read question. Ah. He says, writing in to clarify since me calling Sween out...

Oh, I fucked my throat up. laughing. Writing in to clarify since me calling Swin on on Harry Potter got read, the reason I didn't clarify what was wrong is because there were far too many to list. The main thing that sent me over the edge, was Swin saying that Harry's dad was a dickhead to Voldemort, and that's part of why he went evil. When in reality, James Potter was 34 years younger than Voldemort, they were not even close to being in school at the same time.

No, they work. He was literally, he was literally just a child psychopath who found out he could be immortal if he murdered people. Harry Potter has a lot of dumb qualities that I'm not even that big of a fan. We're just listening to this. We try to inform Derek while being so damn wrong. He's both hilarious and infuriate. That's amazing. I actually, I love how since I don't know anything, I just accept it.

It's like being a child. I don't know anything about this. Oh, okay. Yeah, Harry Potter's dad is. I accepted it and the funny thing is I swear I might have said something to Jojo and she might have humored me. Because she probably should have been like, what the fuck are you talking about? Is she like Harry Potter? Yeah, well, she likes it in a, her and her best friend, like, they watched it, all of them and they just kind of laughed at it.

Was it like Dumbledore? They're like, they're like, yeah, Dumbledore. Yeah, exactly. It was like that. The magic news here is, you know, it's funny. They, I don't, because a lot of, I'll notice a lot of cultures do this. Like if they speak English, they, they, they have. half speak both languages.

So they'll speak Lithuanian. Everyone does. And then finish off like, and I was like, I thought it's so fascinating because I didn't know it was like a worldwide thing. Yeah.

Babushka, like, Dragon Age. Yeah. Like that was really funny. You know, like yesterday? And I'm like,

I'm like, I'm like, why did you just say that? And you're like, it's fascinating. Yeah. Just hear rubbish. Because they're just like

just so not near any language you, even remotely understand. So you're just like, these fucking, these witch women come in my own. Yeah.

That one's a, Lithuanian's hard for me. That one's one. It's, um, I can only understand, because of the English thing, I can understand, like, what they're talking about. So it does give me hints. When they speak, does the room turn more gray? I think, dude, you know, it's funny when she landed, all of a sudden, overcast, like, like, like, like, was like kind of, I was like, what the fuck is going on?

Does it give a nice fiddle on the roof vibe whenever they're in the house is like, well, that's more Jewish. That's Jewish and Russian, but yeah. Yeah, it's not. It's not. Yeah, they're not. They're actually the Lithuanians over there. A lot of Eastern Europe are mostly Catholic and Orthodox Christians.

Fucking unfortunate. They're so, the Orthodox and Catholics are very similar because they're all into that bombastic, stupid clothes and being all Godian shit. I wear this a cloak that reminds me that my Pope is raped children. That is fucking crazy. You see that they had to pay out money? Like a ton of fucking money. Really? Yeah.

For more? For what do you think? All these crystals and diamonds we have. All these kids that they softly padded. I don't know. Wow. Look at this child. I left a gap in the corner. Last one, because it's quick. And then we'll get out. Okay. Shirtman's lesser known cousin, wife beater man.

Let's go. So, Mario Judah, punk ass, black bitch, and goblin. Last episode, y'all talked shit on people who have only seen Dragon Ball abridged. I am one of those people. And you want to know what I think of that? You're right. Do you think, do you think Kai is a good way? to watch it. I don't like filler. Yeah, I think Kai's probably the best way to do. I think you miss out on a cool specifically stuff in the boo arc, but like whatever. Look, man. You're not going to

have that same connection to it anyway. So yeah, just watch the fucking watch Kai. I got to say, I don't, in my opinion only, when I watch Dragon Ball, like DBZ back to back, it's not, it doesn't, it dragged on when you watched it episodically on television, in my opinion. This is just my opinion though. Yeah, yeah. So when I watched it back to back, like say, I borrowed my friends' DVDs years ago. And it was an easy watch for me. Yeah. Because like you actually, I was like, oh, I'm already done kind of a thing. I agree. Yeah. The filler is the filler is annoying for sure, but it's extra annoying when you have to wait. Yeah. The filler is even that bad at Dragon Woff. It's not really not much. When you're watching it back to back, it's not that much. It's not

that much like because the way that people consume content nowadays too but they'll watch a fucking stream for hours in their half paying attention they're going in and out in it you know what I'm saying and I'm like you can watch Dragon Ball Z the same way where like the interesting stuff you're not really missing anything if you tune out

in certain instances because it's not an intricate like show it's a show that's like you know what's about to happen like oh we need to prepare for Radits so how much do I need to pay attention to them preparing for Radits before they show up and fight it. I guess yeah I think the ultimately, Kai is more faithful

to the manga, so there's that reason. It is shorter, so it's like an easier recommend. Yeah, like, and Z, I have a lot of fondness for, especially, like, and there are lines in Z that I think are delivered way better. There are lines in Kai that I think are delivered way better as well. I think the ones that in Z that are delivered better, are

better than the lines that are delivered better in Kai. That makes sense. Yeah. But it's what, like, there's certain parts of Z where I'm like, when Goku's like, I am truth or whatever the fuck. I'm like, come on. Give me a break. I'm gay. You're not super man. I am gay. I am gay.

I am gay. What does he say? What does he say? Hero to all nightmare to you or something? I thought it was enemy or nightmare. It was like, nightmare to you. It was sailor to you.

It was like, you know why Sailor Moon? It was very Sailor. Like in the name of the moon, I will punish you. Yeah, I'm like, yeah.

Fire old me is like, let's go. I think it's good. My only suggestion would be when you get to, when you get to, when you get to Majin Boo, I would switch to Z.

Because, like, Kai's boo saga sucks. I don't watch it. It's, all of it's ruined. Like, it, like, the Majan Vigida stuff is weightless, um, which I don't even know how you do that, uh, because it's so good in the original. I'm for McDonald's. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. So stupid.

He doesn't disappoint himself. He just says different words that start with M. He's like, this is M for Big Donald. M for microwave. He sounds like this for some reason. He means microwave. He's Mujo Jojo. He's the fucking Mojo Jojo, basically.

He's Mujo Jojo now. I am Mojitva. So I didn't really care for that arc. Yeah. Is Maja Jizza? Yeah. Is Mojojo Japanese, right? He is Japanese.

It's not racist if I'm doing an impression of Mojo Jojo. Is he? I mean, he's definitely a Japanese a little fucking monkey with a brain hanging out. Is that what that is? Yeah. Mojojojo.

Moto Jojo is the goat. I am Mojojojo's the goat. I am Mojojojo's the goat. He gets, he gets beat really bad a few times. I don't like this. They used to beat people up in those shows like way worse than like,

I know we've talked about his brain hanging out a little bit, but that really is really gratuitous. Like it's, it's kind of insane. The worst, the worst beating up is the way they do, way Bubbles does fuzzy lumpskins, man. She does him.

filthy. Oh, that's the weird, like, Yetty thing, the hillbilly, yeah. I love him. I hate him. I love always hate him. I was so happy. I love that he was pink. I just love how mad he would get about the dumbest shit. Like, I don't know. Like, it's, I loved I hate, I love seeing him get beat the

fuck up. Like, it was such a, it was such a cathartic, especially today. I love them they beat up him. I love their punching sound. Like, it's like this magical, like, like, boom, like this weird. I can't replicate it. I wish, I wish there existed somewhere. It's like a fucking like a sharp

ass corb with magic at the end. Yeah, with magic. Yeah, for sure. I wish there was like some way, because there's other sound effects that you could find like Ed and Eddie sound effects like by themselves like out there somewhere. Like I found the second I found the sumo sound I was like, oh my God, I'm never letting go with this. It's so good.

Nice. There was a sound effect in Ed and Eddie that like I think only happened once but it's freaked me out. It's one of wheels. It's like wheels in a pig somehow put together. I don't even, I don't know what the sound is, but it's,

I've never heard that sound ever. For me, it sounds like, I don't even know, like an old ogre coming. Whoa. It's literally like, oh,

it's like, it's like really fucking horrifying. Like, but I don't know how to like, you can't, you can't search for that. So like, I would have to watch the whole show again to like,

that's frustrating. You know, and I'm like, I don't know, I got that time. Sometimes you just can't like, how do I look this? I can't look up.

Ed Ed and Eddie is such a, like, I didn't like that show very much. You're crazy. But there were a moment from that show that would make me laugh till I would get headaches. My dad and I both, like, of all the shows that I would watch, it was SpongeBob and Ed and Eddie that he, like, as an adult appreciated and would, like, sit and watch with me and would laugh. Because that show's a obnoxion. I remember specifically, like, hearing him laugh. They took, when they took Ed's stairs away. Oh, my, yeah.

Because it was grounded. He took my stairs away because I am grounded And then double D and just cuts the double D and goes He says, that's disturbing It's just so real They grounded him so bad they made it so he couldn't leave Because he would have just wandered out again And probably ate a dog or something like that

Remember when he eats the bed? Of course, how do you not? Yeah, terrible parents You know They're not terrible parents They're keeping people safe Because if he wanted to he could really hurt somebody The power scaling of Ed is crazy.

Ed is so much stronger and bigger. You see the size of him compared to other kids? You know what they're implying, though, right? No, yeah, he's got the... He's older, I think. No, he's what you call it. He's Lenny. He's Lenny.

He's Lenny. From what? That's a great... Mickey Mouse Clubhouse? Of rats and dudes. Of niggas. Of niggas and rats. Of niggas.

It's so stupid All right We're gonna read We're gonna read our $25 Patrons Their names now If I saw that book sitting on the shelf Rats and Diggas

I'd buy it so fast Oh yeah dude We get four copies They have any more in the bag They should make a borderline Like a borderline offensive Like a black version of every like You know piece of literature

Would Huckleberry Fendis be like two black people I don't know what they would do but it's called niggerberry Finn and what's Tom Sawyer Tom Knicker Tom Nigger

Soyer nigger Tom soinigger Tsoy nigger soy boy I remember I had something called The Holy Bizzle Which was the dumbest fucking thing I've ever seen Like I couldn't believe

It's somewhere It's probably sitting in my fucking basement Somewhere Oh my God And it's like the Bible in like in in in what is it whatever it is whatever I can't remember what it's

Spock speaks in Emonics Yeah it's not necessary That's It is but no I mean yeah I guess you can classify it as that But I thought he had a word for it Do we speak Emonics

No you speak dumb No it just No not really Because I mean I don't even Whatever dude Because like to me it's like Ebonics is like

Is Oakland shit That's all it is to me Yeah. That's like very specific areas. Yeah. Well, technically it is what people, that's what it was, but they're like, this is technically Ebonic black all black all literature. I can't admit this into my awards because I don't know what the fuck these. Apes are whaling about.

These Apes. All right, let's get out of here. We're going to get the fuck out of here. We're going to read the $25 patrons. So pop on over there. If you want to have your name right at the end of the show and make us say stupid shit, go ahead and do it. Never gets old Never at all

It doesn't get old My throat is actually killing me I might have to hand this off to you After a page I'll do the first page Derek and do the last one All right That sounds fun

It's all fucked 25 dollar up patrons Starting now Gounick the Edgehog Goonick Goonick Stupid Goonick the hedgehog

The Hedgehog The Hedgehog is I think of Sonic about the bust and his feet start doing a twirley thing. And he's like, he's like, yeah. Sonic's going to make the same sound effect when he's, like,

charging. Like, from like, you know, like the old Sega sound. It was like, zzz. Um,

I haven't heard him. I haven't played a Sonic or releasing Sonic media very much. I heard the new one is actually very good, though. I heard the new Sonic and Shadow Generations is a very good game. So I might get it. No, you won't.

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Wait, yelling at Derek to watch Jojo. What? By the prophet, the arbiter is on Infoors yelling for Derek to watch

Jojo. Like Jojo's bizarre adventures, I'm assuming. Or your wife? I don't know. It must be Jojo. I don't know. Crystal's Fox massive any throbbing girl cock. I watched Julia Lurchant.

Got my ball stuck in an elevator door. All of your organs jiggle and shift around your body constantly. But I can't feel it because my brain locks it out. Dang, Sweeney, reenacting the wheelchair scene from red dress. with his grandpa, with his grandma. No, I would not. That's terrible.

That is crazy. That is so fucked. I love my grandma. I wouldn't do that. Show like, is it just the part where it's flaming and going down the road

or is it the part where they're strapped down? It's strapped down, I'm assuming. And then it's showing the slides and then you show your fucking tattoos and your naked ass. That movie was,

I saw that in theater. That movie. Why? I don't know. I saw that in theater. It was like, tradition we would go so I saw um I saw Hannibal I saw

fucking um red dragon and I saw Hadamel Rising I didn't I was too young your mom took you? I guess I don't remember but for some reason I thought the red dragon was so fucking weird Hannibal Rising was all right in a prequel um but yeah it was um

that is a little BB crazy little Sonic Phoebe where I don't see it all is right there he is the the tip is in his His hand. It's a name is hidden, but the base. Some of the bait is visible. He's trying to keep it in his hand, so does it go all over the place?

Yeah, he's clamping it because he was about to bust. He's a Palmer. He's, what a truth. This is, this is Guneick, the Hedgehog. That's insane. Broly backshoting Sween. Sweenie is Chris and his Ozaro form. Race Wars, episode 6, return of the niggie.

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I don't know what the fuck some tour Looney Tune-to-nats fucking Elmer Fudd's like you like He's supposed to be speaking like Mike Tyson I guess I guess off of the down Off with the down Some other shit He's gonna fight Jake Paul

He's gonna get hurt really bad I don't like that I don't like this is gonna happen I think Jake Paul is absolutely A fucking glaring cunt To even agree this fight Or set it up I think Mike is too old and too prideful to fucking understand.

I don't think he'll get hurt because he is so juiced up right now. Oh, he is roided to the angel degree. He's so fucking like, I think, I don't think he's going to win, but I don't think he'll be humiliated because he's, he's kind of, I just think he's going to be too, on too much drugs. So I don't like it, man. I don't like it either. But at least it's free if you have Netflix. That's true. Swin using his microphone cord to floss the gap between his teeth.

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one until this album right the cornucopia. I knew it. I don't know how you fucking nine. I think Tyler is such a boring artist now man. I think he's making music like he's making interesting music but I just don't like it anymore. I just don't give a fuck.

It hasn't really interested in me. I heard some of it and I was like I have to have to make a certain mood to even give it a try. I think I appreciate that he's making, he's moving forward as an artist and changing, which I think it's a good thing. I think if you're going to keep making, you should continue to change.

And he's not being bad at it, but it's like, I haven't been a fan of just like 20. Like when he was saying Yotches when I was a fan of him, but that's when I was younger. Like that's what kind of is, I was, that was pretty,

uh, that was a, that was a moment, I guess. Yeah, I think young. I didn't, of course his best work.

I think he made, it's not his best work, but it was just like him breaking out into the scene with that was, I thought that was actually really, I thought that was a moment. I like the audio feature mix tape. I think, because I think he was always just not

the most impressive person off future to me. I thought Earl was most impressive. Sweatshirts fucking way better. I think everybody, everybody recognizes that. People are like Earl is such a weird rapper. He has no flow.

And I'm like, Earl's flow is offbeat because he mimics MF Doom one of the greatest rappers ever. But I think people. What do you mean? Like he looks like it? What happened to him that like?

But he's a sweatshirt. Wasn't he like in some type of institution or something? What happened is they were, they were all, they were all like friends when they were younger. They were all friends they were younger, right? What happened is that Earl's mom

saw him going down the bad path because obviously Tyler and them were not good influences on a young person. Sure. Not saying Tyler was a bad person or anything like that, but he wasn't the best influence for that. He was gay, I know. Earl was showing bad signs, you know, like, obviously like, the reason why my grandma moved from New York City, like, she started seeing bad signs in me in the area

I was around. She said to people, so that she like, he set some people on fire, you know. I turned to building into crucifixes and burned people. But she was like, oh, I don't really think my son is safe being around like his environment. I wanted to be in a better place. Yeah.

She's also, she herself as an academic. Curious. Curious. Is that Tucker Carlson? That a fuck. That's the tattoo that Dave Rubin has on his back. No,

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But this of it is that Tyler, Earl Gass went to some, I picked the Samoa for like a year. Like a, like a, sort of like a Rick are not a, how do I explain? You say Samoa? Yeah. I didn't know. He got sent like over there. Like he was sent away. I didn't know where it was.

I know he was like gone. He was sent to like a, like a juvenile like delinquency. He played. He was like a ball weasel. What is this? I don't know. I was trying to draw that. I started off trying to draw that fucking droopy dog from the fucking looting dog.

And then it turned it to testicles Turned it a little pig A pig fella Oh, okay But yeah he went there And by the time he came back He was just like He did a lot of growing up

Like a lot of introspection And he was already like Sort of checked out With the way that they were doing things He was like Look like y'all Like I understand Like we don't mean anything ill by it

But like This shit we're saying It's not the most conducive To like helping young black men Be the best they can be But there's a lot to put on someone As an artist in general Yeah

But like he was just already, he was kind of just checked out. He was like, I'm not really, I want to make my own kind of like music that helps like really provoke thought. Yeah. Because if he would have, if he would have kept the scene he had, he would have been his biggest Kedric and shit like that now, Kedric and Cole. Yeah. If he kept that scene, but he just didn't care about that. He wanted to make music that was going to be feeding his soul. He was like, I want to make things I want to make.

Yeah, definitely a big what if, right? And so he was like, I'm just going to go underground. And then he got the alchemist to be the person that's like, oh, I fuck with you heavy. And now he has one of the. best. What? What? Well, he has one of the best beatmakers in music history making music for him all the time. So, I mean, he won in the end, but like, yeah, it's still kind of a what-if. Like, I wonder how that would have went. Yeah, he, I mean, he's still revolutionary for underground hip-hop, you know, he's, he is, he is the guy for it right now. So I respect him for what it is.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Extremely historically inaccurate, but it's still good. Don't, don't start that conversation.

Don't start that conversation. Let's not do that. If you read a book and you realize a lot of that stuff they say about that group of people is not exactly historically correct at all. It's really. It's really fucked. I'm a little bit, I'm a little bit sad because I started to catch up on why.

Because I couldn't understand why so many people were calling, um, the client of Zionist. And I'm like, he's not. I was like, what the fuck are people? I caught up on like I understand why people say if you read if you read anything about history proper involving a lot of the situations with he he's a victim with people of that group people

don't know real history they are they have been oppressed and it's really sad and they are if they've been nearly exterminated and that's also very sad yeah but also read books to understand why what everything is you know like yeah they still deserve respect and it's not story short it's just from his perspective and a lot of people's, they just have bad history. They're being, they've been told something from young

of how something, how something went down and it's just not accurate. It's the same argument they make about the people that they're literally also in, and, it's unfortunate because a lot of those people mean extremely well. They just,

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