The Snark Tank - #276: America is COOKED

Episode Date: November 11, 2024

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That's Derek. That sounds like the Edinetti fucking orangutanang. Sound effect. It's a laird. It's a little laird. Is it layered? Well, it would be if you were. That was pretty fucking spot on. Okay, dude, sure. That's what people say.

Whatever. Whatever. Good luck to you. Good luck to you the next four years. If you were somebody else, if you were somebody else, then it would be, you know, a little suss. I'd be like, huh. What do you mean by that?

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We're living, so the last episode we did, we haven't actually edited yet because it's still, it's still on the drive. Yeah. But we recorded the predictions episode kind of for the election. We barely, we didn't really. A little light glaze of that we just projected that of what we thought. Yeah, yeah. A light prediction. Derek left in the middle of it. Yeah.

Or like towards the end of it. Morgie, I guess so. And we were, we were wrong. Yeah, we're wrong. We were just wrong. We were wrong. We were very wrong. There were so many things that a lot of people didn't take into consideration.

And my mom called me all annoyed this morning. And I told her the same thing that I think the biggest thing, and this was my line of thinking. Of course, I understood how, you know, sexist America is. But I remember Hillary Clinton won the popular vote in 2016. And Kamala Harris is much more popular than Hillary Clinton. So it wasn't out of the realm of possibility that. She can definitely win. And it seemed like.

Yeah. And then now reflecting on the numbers and seeing that, oh, there's, there is people, there's plenty of people that were never going to vote for a woman. And I was like, that is true. Oh. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Look, I think ultimately it's just like a lot of people, unfortunately, this is a lot of stupid people. So it's like, you know, we'll see. I'm really, I'm personally, I know this is like really mean. But like I'm really excited for things to get really hard for these people because they will. and that's kind of the unfortunate reality and they might not even realize that it's because of it but they'll probably be dead because

RFK is going to put like a fucking sandwich in their fucking water supply or some shit he's going to be crazy dude I think we're going to have another polio epidemic oh for sure we're going to have another he's going to be another pandemic for sure multiple of multiple diseases

that's the thing it's not going to just be one like oh no it's going to be everything you can think of people are going to get much dumber because I think Elon Musk is going to be in charge of education or something. Oh, man. They're calling it like a new sweeping thing. It's like, what is it called?

The competency or something, I forgot what it was a word. It's like an all-encompassing thing. The billionaire that clearly doesn't know what he's doing and he just has smart people running his companies for him is going to set policy apparently. Yeah, I mean, it seems like an obvious rule like deal breaker for any sane person. But like, I mean, whatever. It's not a sane country and it's fine. It's not.

That's what it is. I put money down on this happening, so like that way if I lost, I could still make out some money. Thank fucking God I did that. But I don't know. Oh, man. It is what it is. It's, it is. I mean, like, we are, we're in a privileged position to say it is what it is.

I know. Like for sure. Well, yeah, for sure. We're in California. We're not going to be affected by even a fraction of this shit. We're in California. We're not doing bad financially. So we're just going to watch.

We're going to watch. Yeah, I did a stream during the election night. It was like one of the biggest streams I've done in a while. It's like, you know. I'm getting a little... Yeah, I mean, it's going to be lucrative for some people. It's unfortunate. It was interesting seeing a lot of, I started looking at a lot of reasonable commentators.

And all of them kind of had the kind of vibe that I had. It was very tranquil. Like, obviously they're massively disappointed, but they were just very tranquil because it was kind of like, I've always known how insanely retarded people are in this country. Right, yeah. But you're like, now you kind of just accepted this level of it. where you're like, oh, okay. Yeah.

It's, it is, it shouldn't exist in this realm. Like, this level stupidity shouldn't exist in reality, but it's here. And so which makes it real, which it makes it much easier to accept. Yeah. You're like, oh. Yeah, I'm not going to start up the capital. Like, I'm fucking retard. No, like, we're not like, the problem with like people that aren't maga heads and

shit is that they keep, you know, you have to accept the lesser two evils. You just kind of have to like go for it. Yeah. And then those fucking people. people aren't going to try very hard because they know we're going to cast their votes from regardless. So like even Kamala, why she didn't, you know, why she didn't just obviously just lie. At the very least, be a politician and lie and say the first thing, like Obama. Yeah.

Obama's the first thing he's going to do is stop the wars. Yeah. And he's like, and you can take that to the bank, my nigga. And I was like, hell yeah, do let's go. Yeah, he just didn't do it. And then I mean, of course he didn't do it. And then, um, so if she just would have went like that about like Israel, Palestine, If she would have just lied just for the sake of not having that orange dickhead.

Yeah, you just got a lot. At the very least. I've come to realize, I've come to realize, you just got to lie. Like, it's not. You have to. If somebody can win the presidency with like, oh, I have concepts of a plan, then why even have a plan in the first place? Right.

Just improv. Right. You're way in there. Are you going to, are you going to eliminate taxes? Yes. Like, yeah. Just get the fucking idiots on your side. You can actually do the shit that's going to help them.

Yeah, you got to get them on your side because unfortunately, look, the fucking, that will, nothing but lies on the right. Of course, whatever we know, blah, blah, blah. The left kind of teetering and then you have a lot of the, the Democratic constituent. It's trying to hold their feet to the fire. And I'm like, just fucking come on them. Just give them sweet nothings, bro. Just like, come on them. So we can at least like, I was like, bro, you're not going to trying to working with Liz Cheney and shit and trying to appeal to.

That's not going to do anything. They're not going to vote for you. What are you doing? Just say, I'm going to destroy Netanyahu myself. I'm going to walk over to Israel and I'm going to grab his heart out like fucking Cali Ma. Cali Ma. Yeah.

I'm going to call him ma his ass. Like, give them some fodder, man. Yeah. You have to do quick time events to stop Kalima for happening to you? Like if someone's walking to you to Kalima, you'd like do buttons pop up and you'd be like X, Y, Z, X. I like going to avoid it. I like the idea. In modern day, yes.

Like, if Indiana Jones 2 came out, if the Timbludo came out today, there would be equipped up. There would be QTE, just on the street. Well, there's that game.

That's an Indiana Jones game coming out. That is true. Is there any QTE in that day? From machine games, I don't know, but like I mean. There has to be a quick time of it because that is literally like,

that's the precursor to them. That's the only reason to make an Indiana Jones game to make a fucking pallet It's just a series of that. I wouldn't. And the inputs get more extravagant. So what's happening?

Are you button mashing to stop him? No, no, button mashing. Button mashing is like he kind of gets you in a stun and he's kind of walking towards you and he's about to do it. You see like the letting things pop up and you like, oh my God,

XX, X, X B's, no! And he just reaches through you and rips your heart out. Bro, I like how strong that dude is. He's not strong. It's all technique.

That's all technique. Oh, excuse me. I didn't, I didn't know. You know what I'm saying? Him reaching through bone and pulling a heart out. It's not because of the way he's doing it. It's not because of how strong he, how could a weak person do it?

Yeah, if they knew the technique. So he's like, could a four-year-old do it? If they knew the technique, yes. No, that's insane. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's all. Why does that sound so crazy when he can already do that? I know, I know.

The whole concept of it is insane. He's like, what the, it's already magic, isn't it? Isn't it like a fucking magic spell or some shit? He's not just boring into a chest. Well, at one point, I feel like towards the end of the movie, he's just trying to do it. But I don't think he was doing the Kalimam mantra. He wasn't saying it right. He was doing extinct.

He was doing it. It's like it's a transmission. Yeah. It's like what Harry Potter says, Digen Alley instead of Dygannally. And he ends up in a fucking crazy place. Is that real? I think so. I think.

You're like, I think. I think. Like he said like Dike McMalley? What do you say? Dike McMallie? He appeared in a decent, his mesky spute, watching one of them beat the fuck out of another one.

He's just like, oh, no, this will happen. I swear to God, that's real, is it not? I mean, it probably is.

Do you remember? I don't like Harry Potter. Do you remember it? No. Didn't you see, like, the stuff, at least? I saw, like,

four or five of the movies, but I didn't like them. I didn't like them. I didn't like him. I was like, I hate this guy. You're so joyless. I'm very joyful, in fact.

Okay. Yeah, I haven't. I haven't. I'm not joyful right now. Look, are they, they're not, I feel like the Harry Potter, it's not in a state where they're dumb enough to watch where I can laugh. But maybe I'm wrong though. Maybe, maybe. I don't know, I don't think so, no.

They're not, they're not that stupid. I just don't care because I just, I would, I only care about seeing what's going on in America with magic and how fucking horrible would be. America would just be a series of explosion. An American Harry Potter would be pretty dope. I don't know why they didn't like, some idiot didn't just, you know how like every time. something breaks out like the office or some shit. Even they did that with the fucking IT crowd where I was like, okay. American remake.

Yeah, I was like, relax guys. But what would an American Harry Potter be? Well, Key and Peele did that. You had a black one. Intercity. Oh, they did. Yeah, inner city Hogwarts. I didn't see that.

It's terrible. It's pretty good. They were like 13th or 38th or something like that on the freaking line because they were how bad of a school. Oh, no. Think of like a grand wizard actually being a wizard. Uh. Think of how crazy I would be.

Oh, of course. A magical clansman. Yeah, it would, it would, um, America would be probably where we're possibly heading now. Yeah, yeah. They would vote for them. Oh, man, I'm actually, I will, I was, my mom, because she was kind of playful panicking, you know, kind of trying to suppress her panic. Yeah, yeah. She's like, I don't know. So what should I do? What do you think I should do? Should I, should I pack my bags? And I'm like, I was like, oh, well, what? Now that he's in and he's clearly not going to go to prison, he's probably not going to go to prison. He's probably not going to. all of the lot of posturing that he was doing, I don't know if he's going to do a lot of the stuff that he was saying. Oh, no, he's in.

I don't think he gives the shit. Like, presidents never do what the fuck they're going to say they're going to. Right. However, I think the nature, it's like he's not going to do that, but what happens is that. The people around him are going to try really hard. Well, yeah, if they give him enough money, because clearly the Heritage Foundation, the stuff that's involved with the Project 2025 and people that are adjacent to him, the Supreme Court justices that were picked, it wasn't his idea.

None of that shit was his idea. It was Christian, basically theocrats, paid him a lot of money, donated money. And then they suggested, and they're very proud to say that we did this. So essentially that might happen again. I say, I was like, oh, we just have to wait. Because at a certain point, what does this guy really want at the end of the he wanted to stay out of fucking prison?

You know, I must want to stay out of prison. They laughed about it too. He was like, if I don't resolve, if Trump doesn't win, he was laughing Tucker Carlson. Yeah, yeah. He's going to jail. Like that weird laugh that he does. Yeah, I mean, he's not a person.

The first thing I thought about when Trump was the projected winner was his, Elon's USA chant. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I was like, this perfectly encapsulates this moment. Yeah, just a fucking retard jumping around saying the USA wrong. USA. It really is. Yeah, I mean.

It's amazing. Incredible. even no man I just like I just feel like there's like a white hot rage in me but it's like so suppressed by like a wild level apathy well it's because that I feel for like just I've I've never been this I don't give a fuck about my fellow man and oh for sure yeah it's like terror it's like it's like it's gonna get worse like I live in California I'm not I'm living California I make a decent amount of money I'm not gonna suffer right yeah yeah but people are gonna suffer and they voted for this, you know? Yeah, I don't feel bad for, it's like, I feel bad for everybody else who

didn't vote for it, right? The people that did vote for it. I, so what I've wanted for a while, was like, no, secede. And then like, let that part of your country, because that part of the country would literally turn into a withdrawal country. If like, they would try, they would try to take over. They would turn into a war. I don't think they would. No, they wouldn't. They would. They would, because a lot of them jack off at the idea of like, oh, I can't believe the secession was so, You know, these people are stupid. So they're like, oh, the secession, that'd be so great. I wish we were our own country and we can have our own conservative rules.

And I'm like, please do it. Yeah, do it. By all means. Please. If California left, America by itself would be in a really tough lot. Sure. Right. Really tough lot.

Yeah. Yeah, I felt that way for a while. It's just like, dude, like, I don't know. First of all, I felt this way for a long time. The country's too big. It's just like too big to be a real country. It's insane. 100%.

People from too many different places that want too many different things. The compromises are fucking dumb. And they just keep things stagnant for a long time. It's like, you do your thing, we do our thing. And, uh, you know, we'll see, we'll see how RFK handles your fucking water supply. This is so crazy. It's going to be fucking wild. And what's really exciting is that like, so like, dude, there are people, because I, you know, Facebook is full of, like, family members, right?

Sure. It's just like old people. They don't really understand. Yeah. Um, I know for a fact, people, like, there are people in my family who are struggling who voted for this. I'm so excited. I'm excited. I'm sorry.

I'm excited for shit to hit the fan, for the tariffs to kick in, for everything to get mega expensive for them to lose fucking Social Security and fucking medicated all this shit. And I'm just like, oh. Don't be coming to me again. Yeah. Don't be coming to me. I've seen so many people that. I'm so happy none of my family.

Everyone in my family is like, this is ridiculous. Most of my family is pretty good. Thank God. My family was just like. Thank God most of my family. But like the few who aren't, I'm just like, I see you. Yeah. And I just want to like anyone like that.

that I talk to. I just, the only thing that I'm asking of them is just like, please just timestamp where things are right now. Like look at gas prices,

look at prices of food. Just timestamp, you think they're bad now? I just want you to just timestamp them and check how they are in a few years. I just want you to just please do me that favor. Check in a year.

Get back in a year. Get back in a year after that. Yeah, yeah. I just want them to like check just to be like, don't do this thing because they didn't do it last time. Right.

They didn't do it last time. I'm like, I want you to do it this time. I want you to remember while Trump was present last time when he was stripping back regulations in 2019 and having some results of some fucked-ass bullshit. I'm like, you don't remember. You just, you know, because it's all about voting is all about vibes. It is like. Oh, I felt like things were better. And I'm like, you're a dumb bitch.

But what are you going to do? Do you think it's like the lack of object permanence? I think so. Or like, just like, just like. It's not just education. I think it's straight up just in. No, it's, I think it's never, a lot of smart people can get wrapped up into like Colts and stuff too. Yeah.

So I think that's like a vibe. Education. No, I'm saying smart people can get wrapped up in cults too, even if they're educated. It's not just education as I'm saying. I think it's literally like the inability to remember shit. It's just like, oh, well, that was four years ago. Was it better? I think I remember like laughing at memes a lot.

Must have been really good. And it's just like, and so like you forget that it was actually bad. The foundation is education. Yeah, I think it's like, you can always boil it down to like people may not remember it because they're not smart enough to open a, open a web page and look up these things. Well, it's like it's a series. It's apathy, man. They don't care. Because it's, it's, I think like your words, everything you're saying is like, yes, yes.

But then if you keep drawing a line backwards, it's because niggas is stupid. Like I said, I granted to you that the foundation is a lack of education. but it's like if we want to have a nuanced conversation and talk about things that are happening within that like when we talk about apathy I always one of my friends used to say that he used to think he wasn't like very smart and I say I'm like well it's not true

it's just that you don't care about things that people perceive is smart because if you want to talk to him about let's say Batman for example he's like knows everything that he's an encyclopedia I'm like you're passionate about this subject and people aren't very passionate about politics because they're gay they suck politics it sucks

unfortunately. And so people are just, they don't remember anything because they don't care. And then when you actually, then when the stupidity kicks in is when you try to remind them and they refuse to accept that shit. Well, it's just like, it's like I made a comment about the fourth branch. You know, like the media is so, even the fucking left-leaning media, they're so complicit in just. Oh, yeah. Imagine, dude, imagine if Biden, first of all, had a list of flying on Epstein's playing a bunch and then having audio, of Epstein saying, this is my best friend. And I have, I know, I know inner workings of, uh, uh, Biden's presidency. The right would be like, it's over.

This dude's cooked. And then the left would also be like, it's over. This dude's cooked. Yeah. Fuck this guy. And then the right's like, no. The right would, like Trump voters would vote for Jared Fogel. Yeah.

Like they would. They would. They would. They would. You would get a kid in front of them. Yeah. Hey, look, I'm fucking this kid with a sandwich over the kid. On newsmax.

And then like, he'd just be like, like that's a fucking American. And it's just like, all right, man. He's not, he's not afraid. He's not afraid. He's not afraid. He's made mistakes. He's not, he's like Jesse. That's what Jesse Waters would say. He's made mistakes. You see Jesse Waters that fucking Jesse, I'm going to say this with my full ass chest, man.

Jesse Waters should be isolated on an island and nuked. Like, no, it's not that. He's not that fucking dangerous. He's not dangerous. He's just the most, I don't think I've ever seen a more weasers. person in the history of people because he'll do that like put him on a cruise ship

by himself and sink it a giant cruise ship like way too big you waste so much money you waste so much money like a war ship that can carry thousands of people you put him on a cruise ship put him on a cruise ship with a bunch of people

right it's like a normal cruise and then overnight put a sedative in his drink evacuate everybody from the ship set at sail we'll have him wake up in middle of the ocean at like four of the morning in a dark empty ship hello hello and then sinking by yourself in a cruise ship at night like slowly shoot I want to sink it but I also want to trap him in like a I want to track trap him in like a submersible to where he's in a submersible in the ship's sinking but he's still alive seeing in a smaller ship he's alive in the

Basically in a smaller submersible game. In a smaller stronger one? It can go under. And then he's going to keep sinking and sinking until the fucking pressure succumbs. So it's like a Russian nesting doll with a submersive? Yeah, kind of. That is fucking crazy. But I literally genuinely believe if Trump did like fuck the child, which there is actually

footage of Trump molesting a child. Yeah. There's footage that exists. Anyway, it doesn't matter. He would, he would, he would. This is real, dude. I just can't believe that level of like, I'm like, bro, how are they letting, like, at a certain point, don't you have to be like the network and be like, dude, you're too cartoonish. Like, you know, we got to keep it in the realm of possibility.

The standards are very low. The standards are, you know, because like, I don't know, man, dude, if my family member did this shit, I'd be fucking nuke him probably. Of course. You know what I mean? Like, so like, the idea if it's a stranger, just like, whatever, man, whatever. We are, it's, it's, right? There's a lot of, like, moving parts where this is a problem, right? It's like, first of the moving parts.

There's no more. Nothing's moving. Nothing's moving. The first problem is that just a lot of people are just still sexist, man. We live in a bubble where we're not those kind of people. I don't think that's the right lesson to take away from it necessarily. I don't think that's incorrect, but I don't think it's like the prime thing. The prime thing really.

What do you think is the prime thing? Oh, the left. The left. The DNC is incompetent. The, they chose. a candidate that was like, you know, like it's not, it wasn't Hillary Clinton, but it's just like you kind of threw her in there

with no, the lack of a primary, I think was a mistake. You know, I think you want to get somebody out there and toss them through the ring or actually have like proof that they can do well. Yeah. As opposed to just kind of assuming they would do well. They kind of threw themselves into like, a kind of like a race that didn't really have a good model

because we very rarely have this kind of a race where it's like, oh, a person who was president before versus like a sitting vice press like there's no model for that usually that there's an incumbent non-incumbent to non-incumbent you know to what I mean like usually there's like some kind of built in either benefit

or deficit to those things but this one's like well he is he's an incumbent technically but so is she and like does that money the water somehow was there enough time for like a campaign to really do much of anything yeah the do the fucking chainy shit

is insane I don't know what the The lack of clarity on just like making a stance on Gaza was crazy. Like there was no attempt to differentiate this. It was too short of a time for it to start running. Obviously, Joe should have never attempted that. They should have been primed a year or two ago. Yeah, they tried to gaslight us. Yeah.

And look, man, that happened actually in 2016, which is for sure. People aren't, look, it's why fuck the DNC, you know what I mean. That fucking stupid. They sometimes try to act like we are. No, we're not stupid. Like, look at, hold on, hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

So like, so like, and that's exactly what I'm trying to get. two where when they were trying Hillary Clinton had a brain aneur something something happened she like fell in something she hit her head something happened she clearly was not fucking recovered right yeah yeah and then she was seizing and shit on the campaign trail I do remember that and they were trying to act like it wasn't happening and I'm like guys yeah you can't we're not this is not the same audience yeah you can't do that we see her freaking the fuck out even like everybody was like buying it guys fucking you know oh he has a debate with Trump and

He's like, uh, I'm like, guys, you're going to tell me that he's fine. I'm like, look it,

we all have good and bad days, but I guarantee you, the only time I felt like that is when I was moments away from going to the ER. You know what I mean? Like, moments.

Like, I'm like, like, if I'm talking like that, you're like, Derek, go to the hospital now. You're not,

you're clearly, you, I think you have fucking pneumonia. I would laugh, get up and walk out the room. Yeah, I don't know. I think,

yeah, but yeah, you, you'll be right. Cakestone. Don't touch you. You'll be alright. That'll be fucking.

I do think there are people who just didn't vote for her because she was a woman for sure. Oh, no, yeah. Which means they're never going to put another woman up there again. You know what I mean? So another white woman...

It would be wise not to, quite frankly. Another young hot white woman could do it. A young hot white woman can do it for sure. Look, a lot of these... For Gavin Newsom up there, whatever. A lot of these sexes... No, I'm just saying, for the sake of argument. Yeah.

A lot of these sexist men will forego their sexes. They're still sexist, because they'll still like, oh, I like her. And they're pretending that they like her for whatever she stands for. But they like her because she's hot and they want to fuck her. Right. So they'll forego their sexism technically because, you know, like say, a lot of them would probably vote in like a porn star. That's all clownish this country is.

Oh, for sure. So like in that way, like a hot white woman could just could probably win. But obviously, like I think Tim Walls, because if you looked at his popularity, him even replacing. Biden, I think would have actually, turns out would have done better than Kamala, which is kind of crazy. He's a white man. He's a white man. He's also just a veteran. He's definitely better. He's a real

genuine guy and it's like, oh, a unicorn in politics. Fuck. Yeah. He's not going to last long, I think. He would have, um, I think he would have had that permanent sad face because when they wouldn't like, when they would have kept like blocking him. Because obviously the Senate at the house is getting red as fucking stuff. Yeah.

And he just would have been, why won't they let me do my job? I'm just trying to save people. And they'll just go play Dreamcast all day. You won't even, he won't even try. He won't even try anymore. Yeah. I'm just going to play Dreamcast and I'll let these niggas do it. Yeah, whatever.

Go ahead and destroy the country. It's fine. He's just going to sign in the law like a new crazy taxi. Yeah. Must be made every six years. He fucking Sega must make a crazy. Must. If you want to continue making anything in America, you have to make a crazy taxi right now.

I know you have to make a crazy taxi right now. I know you have. the code for it somewhere. I know it's there. And people would be cheering off their asses. That would actually, you know, he's not fixing anything. Fucking, uh, if the trucks is pretty fucked. He's not making things worse. He's adding little cool things that are distracting us.

I, look, I'd rather have bread and certain. Trump didn't even give us bread and circuses, man. Like, you know, just the distraction from the problems because that was the whole idea of like, oh, Rome, the Roman Empire's collapsing. More circuses. More free food. More games. You know, like, Trump didn't even give us that. I'm like, damn, you didn't even give us the illusion.

like shit was better. Except for the check where he signed, he put his own signature on the checks. I guess that was a part of it. That he was originally not going to do because he only wanted to do it if he could put his name on it. And he even disbanded the fucking the pandemic response like that Obama put in it.

What a great guy. What a great guy. It's amazing. I'm excited for RFK though. I count. Dude, RFK. Yeah. Him going up there talking like a,

look, people who you're able, it's like damn right. Yeah, you fucking right I am. I don't want that scratchy throated reach on. You're talking about old decrepit Biden. They don't want old decrepit Biden up there.

They don't want like, oh, look at this guy. He's so weak. He's so feeble. But you want the guy that sounds like he's a fucking TikTok filter? You want the guy that sounds like he's choking on seven penises while he's talking? And I'm like, dude, no. No, no, no. If this guy, his addresses are going to be so, or like anytime he speaks to get it.

You got to AI him or give him something. You know what I mean? Like Elon. Here's my play to Elon. Elon, make, fuck Tesla, fuck all this,

fuck all this shit, fuck all this shit. Yeah. Build, build RFK a new body with a working fucking voice box. That'd be sick.

And dude, you'll be, you'll be like next level Godhood if you can figure that out, all right? Build a new body, transfer his brain, bring his like,

what's left of it. Yeah. Put it in like the robot. You'd be, you'd be the, you'd be like a deity if you managed to figure that out. Go do it.

If you can fix RQ. And don't let, and do it. I don't even care if RFK consents to it. You know? Just do it against his will. Dude, this is so crazy. Like, the first thing,

what is he going to do? It's going to be good for content. So I know, I know, I know, I know, like, kale right now. I know that. Yeah, it's content.

It's content, you know? We'll do it whatever, man. That's what's so frustrating about it. I feel bad because, like, we're going to, we're going to be fine. In fact, we're probably going to do really well as a result of this. But, like,

we're not the majority of people and I know based on like just family who I know we're struggling they were fucking having a rough time yeah and things were getting funny and things were slightly getting better and it's just like

all right and then the women that are clearly gonna have a horrible time yeah their rights gonna be stripped away that's what breaks my heart dude because it's like these people have mothers and daughters and stuff like that no they don't look okay clearly not

you know they clearly like grew out of a fucking pile of shit That's something. There's no way you vote this way and you have a mom that you love. You have a mom and a sister. You either hate your mom or like. A significant other.

Well, I guess their significant others are. That's so crazy. The mom and the sister thing is crazy. Yeah, that's crazy. You don't even consider their feelings, you dumb, you dip shit. They're not real people to them, you know? Yeah, they're not. That is the craziest thing that seeing and seeing some sleeper cells.

Seeing sleeper cells on in social media of people that I had no idea that supported Trump because they're pussy. They were giant fucking vaginasist and entire. time until he won. Now of a sudden I was seeing some flag come out and some hats and shit. And I'm like, you are a coward. Just some people on my social media. Oh, yeah. Like one guy that I don't want to call out people, but a lot of people, a lot of people, a lot of people I know too. Yeah. I'm not going to, I'm just going to, I'm just going to distance myself from them. And that's it. I don't, I don't want to, I don't want to give them steam. I don't want them to be like, oh, this person said this about me. I'm just going to give them steam. It gives us. I'm just going to, I'm just going to disenso off. There's a few. No, there's a few people.

I don't have the energy. Like, you don't have to have the energy. Like the thing is this, right? I'll do it. I want to trip. Like, I really want a trip right now, but it's not going to say, it's not going to change anything. Right, right. Unless I get Superman's powers and start flying through capital buildings.

You know, like, it's not going to change anything. The only thing people need to take solace in is that, remember, two people that supported Trump, two people that were Republican, Republican, try to kill him. once it's very obvious that things are sliding in the wrong direction again because of him I think more of his disillusioned people are going to try to attack him again this is my prediction yeah I don't know who the fuck knows right but like look I don't think this guy makes it to his second to like the end of his term I think I didn't give him a dog heart because I know it's already like you know

they're gonna give him like a really because it's Clearly that. I think, don't get me started on, like, say, you know, we didn't talk about last episode, Joe Rogan's endorsement. And, like,

people, there was a compilation going around of how progressive Joe Rogan used to be. Oh, yeah, and talking about, like, how, like, dumb he is,

how much of a man child he is. He's clearly on all the drugs, on all Adderall and all this stuff. Yeah. And so my point being is that Trump, he's destroyed his heart because he's on all the drugs and he's on all the cheeseburgers.

And I think to give him pep in a step, they're going to, they're going to, him like an animal like a pig heart or something they're gonna they're gonna they're gonna like do something fucking crazy because like he he wouldn't make it normally but they're gonna like oh i don't think he's gonna die of old age or anything oh what do you think he's not gonna make because somebody's gonna like it seems i don't know how look dude i don't know how you get attempted assassinated as not even the president you know what i mean but then you get the

president and then you're not gonna like i don't know the dude's dead yeah and it's not gonna make i just like that it wasn't even like the because they all assumed oh the Deep State trying to get them like, no, it's your, it's your disillusion people. It's crazy. It's your crazy people that were so like once they got out of the Magatrans, they were like, what the fuck this guy needs to go. And that's hilarious. Well, this is what this is what needs to be happening.

It's really fucking wild. We need to, we need to like a line wide reconstruction of the DNC. Like, like a serious reconstruction. Yeah, we've made, we've made all the Republicans fans. Now we can, now we could switch. we could switch focus yeah the DNC is full of fucking retards

to the brim yeah dude I'm back to my old sediment where I would tell people I'm not voting for the lesser two evils that's not gonna fix anything and then I started mature and I'm like okay this is how this is the way that we're gonna go forward

it is clear that we can't even do that we can't do that I'm going back to where I was before and I talked to my mom about this this morning and I was like I've said this from the beginning when Bernie Sanders was forced out. We should not have moved forward until our guy, the populist person, is going to be the nominee. The fact that we just let it happen, that we just let Hillary Clinton, like, no, no, no, no, that's not how this works.

It shouldn't how it should work. So this time I'm begging people, hopefully we just be like, all right, no, no, no more, no more Bidens. like no that's not gonna like it miraculously worked in 2020 because of circumstances yeah that was like once in a lifetime type it really was like and that it's just that's not gonna like can you imagine if Biden was still in the race do you do I think I can't even imagine how much he would have gotten crushed yeah it would have been I don't yeah yeah it would have been yeah yeah I don't yeah yeah yeah I would have been like almost like 10 pool type of levels when he was saying Trump's gonna win him It would have been closer to that Because Biden was so grossly unpopular Especially because he couldn't get past the Gaza thing Yeah

Dude if you look at the numbers during it man It was depressing It was hilariously bad I was like Yeah New Jersey Bukmala beat in Jersey by six points What'd you say? One in New Jersey but only six points

New York she won pretty resoundingly But only in New York City Like it's like bad Like everyone was read Dude you were seeing like in Pennsylvania You were seeing things that were like, dude, with districts that were always shoeings for like blue, you're like, oh, something fucking happened right now. In a way that it was, I remember everybody was talking about the Red Mirage. Yeah.

I'm like, yeah, this always happens. You know, we got to wait. And then it was getting, I think it was around 10 o'clock. I was like, oh, wait. I was like, I was like, oh, well. Yeah. And then I felt bad because, so I did a video on Dragon Age of Velgarde. And just talking about my disappointment with everything that I've seen.

And I said this. said this. I don't know why I said this. Because I really don't want to, I didn't want to play the game. And I said like, the only way I'll play it is if somebody gifts it to me. And then like, I'll, like, if they want me to play it. But I was kind of like, no one's going to buy it for me. So I didn't really think anything of it. And then, um, someone got me the Steam key and I was like, fuck. I was like, I'll fucking, you spent the money. I'll do it. And I was

like, why did I say that? Because then literally right around 10ish, whatever when, you know, he's the projected winner, I fire up this game now. And so I'm just like having a, self-abuse. Horrible time. Doing that to yourself. Well, because I told the person that I was like, I'm just going to, I'm going to trek through it.

I'm going to see if maybe in some ways I can be pleasantly surprised. I can say one thing so far because I only played a couple hours of it, but I mean, Solace's voice acting is still on point. I'll at least get, at least everything that I heard, um, things that I didn't see before about Solis. I was like, at least he's like, I'm sucked into the game when he's talking. and he doesn't look too bad You know like his his model

Like when I look at him He doesn't look as worse as like say Looking at Verrick I'm completely taken out of the game It's so wild Every time I realize that I'm playing as I think I understand like oh you're playing as You're playing as your Grey Warden Oh I'm not playing as a hawk or the inquisitor

Or the inquisitor or the inquisitor That did So much heavy lifting in Inquisition And he's like oh no They're just they're off They're off jerking their dicks But fucking the floor Yeah that's

I mean, at the very, at the very least, like, let's look at it, man. I'm not, we're not going to spend time like talking on. I just want to say the surface level, things, if I want to be constructive, fixing things. I would have went with the Inquisitor. I would have the Inquisitor back because it just makes sense to not have a new person out of nowhere. It just, it just, when you're dealing with soulless. Now, I know, like literally, because it, because it being soulless, it should have been the inquisitor. It just, the connection.

Because he was your foil. He was your foil. And imagine if you, if you were an elf and you, if you're an elf. If you're an elf woman and you romance solace and inquisition, the type of dynamic that would happen. Because there's so much, it's just an easy missed opportunity. So just that on the surface, obviously, art style. I'm still, unfortunately, I'm trying, but my- The areas look dope, though.

The areas, look, this is what's funny. The areas are not all gum being cartoonish. Oh, no, yeah. They are, the optimization with like no stutter on ultra, my settings. and how, I was just like, this game is so beautiful, I can't believe how stupid the characters look. Like, it's one of the things.

The contrast is so crazy. I'm looking at the stones and the lighting. When I'm just looking at some of the stones and I'm like, holy, I don't think I've ever seen anything. This well done. And I mean this. It is the pretty, it is top four prettiest games ever seen. I mean this.

I was like, that is. Except for the people. Except for the people. I think like VG3 is up there. I think like Red Dead is it still up there I guess Red Dead is still up there? Red Dead looks all right but it's so big that like

because of how like sandwich some of these areas are and all like corridor traveling is they really got to like take advantage the new one looks gorgeous too right as BG Final Fantasy what else is insane so but yeah it looks like we're crazy good

I don't wake too looks really good I don't wake yeah I don't know I need to play that I don't have PS5 I don't know I can't think of it I don't really pay attention to graphics really I guess they just look good like they just look good and you're like are very Very good looking.

There's a standard. You're just like, oh, it's really pretty. And then we kind of used to it. Everything looks realistic now. That's kind of the standard. Yeah, everything looks amazing now. So it's just kind of like, all right. You know what?

I got upset, though, when I was watching the, I watched the fable trailer again, the new fable. And I got upset again. Because everyone was already saying it before. Like, oh, they switched places. And I watched it again. I guess just to piss myself off. I don't know. And I was like, if only, imagine if they just did this, I would have to spend zero time even thinking about how stupid these characters look.

Yeah. Because like, but then. Yeah, Fabel was more cartoony, wasn't it? Always. And I'm be honest. Particularly one and two. One and two is... Particularly one and two.

Oh, to be honest, guys. Even three, yeah. Me, personally, and this is to reinforce how I feel by Dragon Age, there's a lot of that cartoony shit that personally doesn't appeal to me. Fable, like my brother was desperately trying to get me to play Fable. Like, he got me to play a Diablo two and everything, Starcraft. And he's like, you're going to really like Fable. And I was like, I look stupid to me.

Like, I know it's not a stupid game. I know that. I know it's actually a really fun game. But the way they looked, personally didn't appeal to me. And so I was trying to tell people like, hey, this is just this art style. I don't know if I said this on the last episode, but I wanted to give a shout out to the people that were diehard fans of the original Fast and Furious franchise because I know how they feel

because that franchise evolved or to them devolved into this cartoonish action franchise that is unrecognizable. Yeah. And now, because I was one of those marks that love it now. I was like, this is so stupid and fun. I don't care about cars. Now, all the people that didn't care about the old G. Dragon Age shit, they're having a blast with the veil guard.

And I was like, holy fuck. I totally understand. I'm sorry, car guys. I'm sorry you lost the thing that you cherished. And because that's how I feel now. I was like, I get it. Yeah. I don't know.

Yeah, it's kind of how I feel about Call Duty, I guess, in some way. Because that new Call Duty is really fucking good. Are people mad about Kott? No, but that's what I'm saying. It's like I remember I used to play it. I played like Mono Warfare and Mono Warfare 2. That was really, like I played a little bit of one and two and stuff like that. But like those ones like, oh, I like these.

And then I just kind of like, eh, it's the same old, you know, I don't know. It's getting kind of crazy. Yeah. And now it's like, dude, it's like Fast and Furious, it feels like. It just feels so insane. Not, but it's, but I've been gone from it for so long that I love it. You know what I mean? It's like refreshing.

But like it is not Modern Warfare too. It is so far removed from it. There's no like, oh, you're, you know, you're, you got to take down this Russian and you're in a gilly suit and you're fucking on a... No, it's like infiltrate Bill Clinton's birthday party. I'm not kidding. Oh.

There's like, it's not a birthday party. But it's like Bill Clinton's having like a gala. It's like 1991, so it's like two years before he's president. Oh, that's cool. But he's in it. And you're like, you're at this gala, I guess, like this fundraising event. You have to like pick pocket like leave my kids alone. Yeah,

you have to pick pocket a sex tape out of this guy's trunk to blackmail his wife or some shit. You gotta get like photographic evidence. You're fucking selling me. Dude, it's so good. You're selling me on Blackop Six. I,

I don't exaggerate what I. It's probably like the only call duty game I've ever been like this is great actually. I can't even begin to play it. I don't know. I can't even play video games right now. I can't even play cards. Oh, because of like where you're at?

I'm just not happy enough of the thing. Well, you kind of have to, man. I know I have I don't know I understand that like it's not healthy to stay this way You're gonna get consumed you're gonna go mad and turn into a fucking gollum He's gonna be a he's gonna turn into Kathy Griffey where he's gonna hold up he's gonna hold up Trump's to cap so yeah I want to see that it's gonna be a chubby a fat little black gollop it It just sludge the with the with the trumpet I hate this man I gotta just I got a funnel this right I gotta use this I use this as a filter or something

I'm gonna write the wildest d d campaign ever no I'm gonna make it so analogous to there's if we're gonna Like, that's not fair. And I'm a stream it, right? I'm a streamer. People are going to be like, what the fuck? That was crazy. Who'd you base that character off? And I'd be like, mm.

Yeah, just kids came with me. You just have a porn addiction. You should do that. You should, you should come to your, I can't even get horny, dog. You should sit down. I can't even get horny. Hold on.

Wait. You should succumb to your porn addiction, I think. Yeah. So come to it? Nah. Yeah, succumb to it? Yeah, succumb to your obvious porn addiction. I've been redistant to it for a while in general.

But now I'm just like, dang, man. Maybe it might be time. Yeah. It might be time to reopen and crack open that can again. Yeah. Crack open those bookmarks. Those bookmarks that compilation CDs or whatever. Yeah.

Compilations. I dig into my fucking drawer. There's a bunch of porn. You know, it's one of the books. No, no, no. Do you remember that?

Do you remember that? Desk? Yes. We won't name the person because, you know, whatever. But it's a break open. Yeah, so we had a... So when we moved into our first apartment, I can't...

Like, we had somebody who was like kind of... It was weird. It was like someone who's living with us, kind of not. It was like kind of like a semi-permanent guest type situation. And he had this really big, heavy, expensive-looking Rosewood desk. That was like super fucking heavy. We brought up to our apartment. We had no reason to have it.

But he went and left and left the desk. Oh, cool. And so we just had this fucking massive desk in the middle of our apartment taking up so much space. And we were just like, well, fuck, he left it here. He clearly doesn't give a shit about it. Let's crack this bad boy open. Let's see what the fuck is in it. And there was like a lock on the drawer.

I was like, no, come on. It's fucking. So we broke it open. And like, I can't remember what else. It was probably just a bunch of nonsense in there, like, just papers and stuff. But, like, there was specifically a porn DVD. And I haven't seen a porn DVD. In a while.

Like, at that point in 2016, it had still. been fucking forever since I had seen a porn DVD. You know? Like, it's like not a common fucking, right. Today, still have not seen another one since. Right. You know? Yeah.

It's wild. That is pretty wild. I bought one on my 18th birthday because I was 18, right? Yeah, yeah. Oh, I can buy porn now. And it was called a masterpiece. And let me tell you. It was, it was not a masterpiece.

Yeah. It was, I understand what they were trying. Why? Because it was a little bit of like, it was like the most popular type of porn all in, one movie, but it was all terrible. Like, the lesbian scene was the closest that was like, okay, these girls are hot, but there was an old guy fucking some chick.

Ron Jeremy was at the end, fucking some chick in the ass. And I'm like, who the fuck wants to see? He's old and gross. It's crazy. I want to see this guy fuck. I don't understand that. It is weird that he was successful. It's to make yourself feel like you're, it's like, what a movie

movie was it? I don't look like that. It was like, some people do. Girl next door. It's true. It was a girl next door. Girl, what do you mean? Like the movie, the girl next door?

Oh, like, there was like a porn star or something. And it was like to make you feel like you're in a scene. Yeah. You're probably fucking fat and Italian and you're fucking. Was that like a girl? Statistically, you are probably fat and Italian. That's a good point. They were talking to the only the New York demographic.

Was that a movie like a high school like rom-com thing? Yeah. But like the porn star was already like an adult. She was older. She was older than he was. And then that guy was like 18 in high school. Okay. You're, you're, you're, that's the movie. in a movie probably then. I've, I know I've seen it. I just don't remember. I can't remember

what she looks like. I know that title. Who the, who the main protagonist. I don't remember. He's a white fellow. Of course he is. But I just don't remember. It's probably Justin Long or something. And they're gooners. They're just gooners. It's like, it looks like Justin Long because it's always that. Sword up.

They always look like Justin Long. You know what I mean? Justin Long came actually after, but because like Eurotrip, there was a white guy. It's like a thin white guy. So Eurotrip, obviously even the one before that. American Pie was the pie guy. Can we talk about a moment of Euro trip where like...

I don't remember your trip. What, the rapist? The Italian rapist? Yeah, that's... Muscozy. Muscozy. It was wild, but the... What?

Yeah, it was an Italian rapist. You didn't see it. Yeah, it was an Italian guy. He's an S&L guy. Yeah. And he was just like, Muscozy. He's like, he's like literally trying to like... Trying to fuck the brother.

Like hard. Yeah, trying to fuck some dude in the train. Hard. Like the lights flash off and he's like licking his face. Touching on. He's looking. It's, it's, it's. Yeah, it's crazy.

It's crazy. You brought that back to me, and that whole memory refresh is like, oh, this shit is weird. Yeah. But there's a moment, the very beginning. Obviously, the most famous part of Skydust and knows, right? Oh, yeah, yeah. I would have killed that, nigga. I would have, like, there is no.

Like the, what's his name? Matt Damon, right? Yeah, it was Damon. It was Matt Damon who was playing a band. Well, the band was called Lustra, I guess. And then he was pretending to be the lead singer. And he, like, makes a song about fucking this dude's girlfriend. And Scotty doesn't know that something we do it in our van every Sunday.

I literally still remember most of the song. It's insane. Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me do it in my van every Sunday. Yeah. Can you imagine being there hearing that? She said church, but she doesn't go. Still, she's on her knees. And Scott doesn't know.

And he's just there like, I would have went up there. Now, I would have sneakily done. I would have pulled him off the stage, something like terrible. And I would have started just dropped my knee on. his throat. Like something horrible. I would have got a battle axe and split. No,

that's too much. You don't actually kill him, but you definitely injure him. And you bite a vertebrae out. You bite a vertebrae out. That would have been much better, like, if the movie ended,

like, say, because that was like the beginning of the movie, I think. Ten minutes of a movie. Yeah, and then he just attacks this guy. He goes to prison

and then the movie credits just roll. And he's like, I'm happy. I'm happy with what I did, man. Yeah, fuck that bitch. Fuck that bitch.

Fuck him. I was going to come after. Trip. There's like There's like an hour and 35 minutes of fucking credits The credits are rolling so slow No the credits are rolling fast and there's a lot of people who worked on it Like way more like half of the European populace worked on that movie

$200 million dollar budget $200 million budget for the cast For the cast Cinema Yeah directed by score Scorsese. Dude, I love that idea because it's just like, usually when a movie exists or like any piece of media exists,

you look at you, you're like, I wonder what inspired this. And in that situation, it's just obviously like this happened to this person and he's just reenacting it and what he wanted to do. Oh, yeah. And then that's the movie. That's the movie.

That's it. Like, there's no interpretation to be at it. People are clapping like crazy. It's like, yeah, I understand because I would have absolutely. Fuck that bitch and fuck her. You're like,

the best thing. The best thing is it's called Euro trip. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He never goes to. There's no trip. No, they mentioned a trip. They mentioned a trip going on the trip, but then he does that. And the only was still a legit, but he doesn't.

And you're at only his point of view. I don't want to be, I don't want there to be any connection at all. No, yeah. It's really just Europeans tripping is what it is. No, European. People of European descent tripping. That's it. That's it.

That's it. Yeah. Oh, man. Dude, disrespect. I think it's like, I'm not like a tough guy. I'm not like a macho dude. But that level of disrespect is crazy to endure. Like I'm not like I'm not a macho person.

Like I'm a very much so like I just don't, I don't care enough to get mad enough to be like in altercations. I don't know anyone personally that way. It's just I've gotten older. Like when I was younger, it was a bit different. But it still wasn't like crazy. Like I wasn't like everybody had to spite me.

I'm having a fight with my way. I remember you kicked that baby deer because it stepped on like a flower that you were growing. Well, that was my flower. Fair enough. Fair enough, I guess. Yeah, I asked the deer, I shoot the deer away multiple times, and it did it out of spite. So I kicked in his chest. They came back.

And I kicked in his chest to lift folded. It looked directly in your eyes. And it's like snickering a deer. He's like, eh. His little hooves. And I kicked in his chest so hard. His chest flew back. It's front of his rib cage flew out the back of its wrist.

What a deer sounds make? What do they do? She like that, literally. Yeah. Like a buzzer? Like squeak. Like, like, like, like, like, kind of yeah

they sound like and they have like a real high pitch sound they make sometimes too because I've been hunting and I saw one get shot and it was fucked dude yeah I'm not a fan I ever I hit one with my car

oh shit and you heard like it go like remember we were coming from from Chris why and Joe hit one GameStop? Yes

was I there yeah I think it was the Night of Destiny no and Joe hit one and it was I No, I wasn't there for Destiny. I was with you. I drove on my own because I was like...

That's crazy. I was there. And you know it was crazy? Yeah? Like, he, what if he takes his helmet on? He unzips himself and it's the deer.

Yeah, I was there. I was there. You fucking bastards. And you left me to die. He's been the deer the entire. Oh, Joe, why'd you hit me? Oh. The slowest game ever.

My beer. You're a friend of these people in a suit. Start a business. with them. And then reveal randomly unceremonously the day after the election, I'm actually a, I'm actually that deer that your friend hit. I didn't target your friend who hit me. I came here to specifically like, I would, I would immediately kick this desk at him.

Pinned out by Chris, we got to kill this deal right now. I remember I am a deer. So that's why the, the logic was faulty. Yeah. I was like, hey, come on. Like, I'm trying. You know, I should have, I should have taken it out on Joe. but I just

I never got there Thank you for mentioning that No He didn't get a good look at Who was responsible He just assumed it was It was one of you guys Before I blacked out

Yeah yeah I'm gonna get you Left it there to die dude I'm gonna get you Would it be worse to stomp the deer's head flat If it was like dying Like dying from like broken ribs I think you just shoot it or something

Or just leave it alone Because it's not your fucking business I guess kind of You kind of just kind of leave it alone Oh you pick it up And you just give it a fucking wild German suplex the deer.

Snap its neck. It's dead now. That's manly as fuck. Dude the atomic buster, dude. Bam, bam. Bam. Speaking of violence. He did not just atomic buster a deer, dude.

Speaking of violence, we got some questions from our patrons over at patreon.com slash the snark tank. Remember you can ride over there. Add free early access, all that stuff. You guys ask your questions if you want. I shit literal bricks please help me, Rodin. And he says, hey guys, coming off the election and its unfortunate results.

How would you kill a man you trapped in your basement? So I've got a good answer to this. All right, this is my strategy. I would set him free and tell him to vote against his own interests. That's how I would kill him. That's how you kill him? I like that. It's the slow game.

I like that. I would hit him with the, I would hit him with the, the freaking, what's his name? Sorry, Bolton. What's the Bolton son? I would like, hey, run off. You're good. You're good. Run.

Go ahead. Run. Oh. Oh, I forgot his name too. Holy shit, I forgot his name. That little weasily fuck. The five-nine. If I know who that is, it's even crazier.

That's more crazy than what I'm saying. Yeah, I forget his name. It doesn't matter. But anyone, do you. And I'm like, run, go ahead. Yeah, anyone who's remotely interested in nerdy, what is it called again? Game of Thrones. I was trying to think of something stupid.

Oh, I was trying to think of something stupid. You wanted a fake one. Oh, my bad. You ask me a question. You were like, what was it again? And then you knew immediately. I was like, uh, I don't, we weren't. We weren't.

I synced up. I kind of thought we were synced up. I was like, oh, he's going to be. I would say something really stupid. Uh, game of bones, bone. I was trying to think it's like, I actually. Games of niggas. I was too confused already.

That was already. That was my fault. I thought we were synced up. Here's one. Here's one from Gumtowny. Comtowny? Gumtownies. It's not a question, but if you put it for Jill Stein or

Trump, you should kill yourself, authentically just die. I didn't say that. He didn't say that, I would never say that. A lot of people, these views are the, people felt it. These are the views of come townie. Come townie. Okay. It is. Come townie does not have unpopular opinions, though, I will say. That is true.

He does have his heart on the pulse. Or his finger on the pulse. I hear the green group, like, I hear you guys. I hear you guys. Yeah, I agree. You guys are kind of right about this. The green? You know what's really more insane? You caring more about the green these these

arguments that are true that we need to make forward marches on but you know what's more prevalent you know what's more insane female autonomy

being stripped away is pretty fucking insane too right that's pretty green thank God I'm a man you know that's really crazy

because I watched I watched the thing with like with Buttigieg and it was just little white girl and I was like of course

of course of course just the genuinely discourage of humanity I'm be honest but you know I hate this

I hate to say that because I sound terrible, and I used to fuck them. But like, it's unfortunate. It's like, it's always y'all. It's always y'all. Those fucking undecided voters, dude, like, what annoys me about them is like, they weren't undecided. I already know they weren't undecided. Yeah.

Like, they're not. There's no such thing as an undecided voter. It's just some fucking pussy. You're trying to afraid to say like what they actually think. Exactly. Just do, at least stand on it, man. Like, that's what bothers me about people. It's like, I don't know.

I don't think I have an opinion. It's like, yeah, you do. Fucking retard. Like, what are you stupid? Are you brain dead? You don't have an opinion? He's like, I don't think anything.

And if we don't have... I don't have... I think anything. And not having an opinion is the worst thing ever. You're so incapable of seeing the world around. It's just fake. It's like... It's so fake.

Like you can't not have an opinion. The propaganda like version of centrism, right? Because like the propaganda and the idea of a centrist was supposed to be you come at something in the center. And then you form an opinion from there. Exactly. That is what an actual... That is real centrism. But then there's a propaganda is where it's like some people made the fake...

A boogie was one of those. was one of those people. Oh, can't we all just get along? Like, that's fake. You have Boogie when he's actually speaking with his chest. He's a progressive. So that's, like, you're fake. You're lying.

You don't want to give these people any credence. That's fucking not real. So I'm like, just say. That's a good, that's, I'm glad you put it that way because that's exactly how it is. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's just like, yeah, you're not supposed to literally just not decide.

That's not what centristism is. The whole point is that you comment it from like a fair angle. You're like, all right, what's, what are the problems and arguments on that side? Okay, well, what's going on over here? Yeah. And then you make a fucking choice. Yes. Yes.

And then on paper, on paper, it's supposed to be sometimes one side has something they're right about and one side to other things they're right about. Not necessarily. Well, on paper, on paper, on paper, I don't even know if that's a, because that's, well, theoretically, that's kind of the point. That's the point. The point is being like a scientist, being objective. Right, right. Which meaning, like, say, you know how. science leans left.

You understand what I'm saying? I get that. You are correct, right? Yeah. But let's just say the other side of the bill wasn't insane. They were just differing perspectives, you know? Like an argument, an argument of morality, right? For the most part, there are different perspectives, right?

I think for the most part, as humans have gone out, we kind of niched out like this is morally more, this is kind of where we sit towards that is more beneficial humanity, right? But let's say morality-wise, we're like, oh, we have some different perspectives, Like what is exactly right? What's exactly wrong? Right. For instance, when you kill somebody or how you kill somebody, right? If it's exactly right or wrong, we kind of have different perspectives about that.

Sure. But that's how people are raised to me. I go back on this thing is kind of makes more sense to me. But when I come in it from the middle point, I'm going to go towards this thing. We don't live in a reality where like a rapist felon is a president, you know? And it's like you can't go centrist towards that because that's. Now, so here's the thing. Banana.

No, so wait, here's the thing. What do we do we do we elect a, do we find our own rapist felon? Oh, no. We got to, we bring back Hillary. I mean, what's his name? The other one? The Bill Clinton? We bring him back.

Yeah, yeah. We got to, we got to. We got to get him. He's like, fucking. Dude, he's so old and fucked. I'm sick. I don't meet your criteria. I'm old and I'm a pedophile.

Right. We got to go back. This clash. Like, world comment. Da, da, da, dun. I'm going to raid more. Yeah. And they back on me.

Nobody Dude, Dude, See Bill Clinton in a call duty game is crazy by the way. Like I just,

I can't get over the, like he's modeled in it too. Like you just, you go up to him. Is it like, is it him? Yeah, he,

they paid him to do it. Yeah. He came in his 80 year olds, his 80, 90 year old self however the fuck old he has went into record dialogue for his fucking 25 year old

I wanted to be, was he like 30? Yeah. He could not possibly be 90 years old. No, I know. Yeah. 30 years ago, he was 20.

That is not how that works. He's aged quite a lot, though. You're thinking too much. I think of go full set. We got to go like a truly like a real progressive ass nigga dude. That's like not even like unapologetic. He's like, yeah. They're like, oh, what do you think about this?

But that nigga's dumb. I'm saying nigger knowing I'm white. Well, every. Yeah, I need somebody to go in there. I need somebody to go in there and say Hillary Clinton fucked us. Get her bitch ass out of here. Yeah. I need somebody like that.

You know what I mean? Bernie was lit, but he's gone now and now I'm going to take the throne. I'm also going to be wild. I have a scepter that's evil. I have a dark weapon on me, bro. I bring it to me. Yeah, that's definitely got to.

He's got to carry a scepter. He brings it in. He's like, this is wild. Look, Mexico's gone. I took it away. Yeah. I'm like, this guy seems kind of cool. He's like on our side, you know?

Like, Wally, he's, working for us. He seems to be cool. They really believe in demons. It's crazy. Yeah. Let's move. Let's let's see. What do we got? It's insane, man. Silver the Hedgehog made me gay, Rodin. Anything to instead of looking at the problem, you blame it somewhere else, man.

That's the, that's the shit I fucking fell off. Yeah, it's very cool. It's very cool. It's very epic. It's like, oh yeah. I'm going to pray about it. I'm going to pray about it. I get why having faith, you know, because like, you're, if you're, if you're, I'm not going to make American maid shirts. It's going to say American made. It's going to have like, I'm going to have you draw the, I want you to just draw what an American, what an American means to me.

Yeah, like, I want you to draw American and say American made. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's going to be, that's going to be merch. Because I, yeah. I feel so apathetic. I'm scared of how much I don't feel for these people. That is what my, I'm terrified. Yeah.

Because I've never really genuinely just not given a fuck about another group. I know, I know. It's, like, like I've, and that scares me because I've always thought I was evil technically. when I was just on the right side of things. So now I'm like, I'm scared. The thing about it, it's like, dude, I don't know, man. It's hard.

It's hard. It's hard not to be like, I don't know. You see people in there. They're like, they're making hurricanes. They're making hurricanes. They're fucking attack us. And it's just like, I don't know. Am I supposed to care about, like?

It's so hard. Like, it'll be one thing if you were like, hey, we're struggling. The economy's bad. Okay. Once the weather machine. machines come in. And once the Jewish space lasers come in. Yep.

And one of them is in Congress saying there's Jewish space lasers. Yeah. And it's just like, I don't know, man. Making tens of millions of dollars a year through lobbyists, you know, because her job only probably makes like over $100,000 a year and salary. But she has tens of millions of dollars. Yeah.

And you're struggling in fucking the rural areas. And you're just like, I like her. The apathy that I feel. I like her. The thing that's why is it's, the thing that's wild. But I like her. The thing that's wild. is that that's crazy

is that the disdain that I feel towards these like specific people is like the same disdain that they would have for somebody who's just like we should have free healthcare you know what I mean that's like a policy decision

that you might not agree with but it's like so like not even close to the level of disassociative like unreality as like oh Jewish space lasers and fucking you know weather machines sending hurricanes to fucking rural like it's

oh yeah we got rid of Asheville on purpose I it's it on a certain point you have to just understand that there are certain people who are just kind of dumb and they're just evolution is going to do with them what what it sees fit well no I can't really they're gonna they're gonna win the race they're being protected by unfortunately they're being protected by uh like so there are some policies in place you know that things that people on the left fight for and they unfortunately they benefit from that keeps them alive yeah that FEMA is one

big example of that, even though they've riled against and rallied against FEMA, the type of thing that actually helps them out. And so the North Carolina governor being like, please guys, stop harassing these FEMA workers. Hey, Trump, stop saying that they're not helping us. Like, Biden's giving us everything we need. And these people are hopelessly stupid, even when their own governor says, even when other governors of other places, even when their own Republican governors saying, you have the governor, the mayor of Knoxville, fucking Kane, right, Kane, Glenn Jacobs is saying, Trump needs to stop doing this and then fucking a few weeks later sits down and endorses him. I'm like these people like it's it's so I mean he's a W.W.

wrestler so I'm not surprised that he's being all fake. Like Kane Kane? Yeah, Glenn Jacobs. He's the mayor of Knoxville County, whatever the fuck. And he came down and with the undertaker, they sat down and endorsed Trump and said, would you almost, something almost erupted from me. Something. What?

I felt. Yeah. You know what Peter's like, hey, Venom, don't do that. You know? You're watching wrestling You thought these guys were like fucking No, come on I would never thought

I never thought Oh, they did that because Batista came out And started shitting all over Trump, right? Yeah. Because Batista's like, like, I'm a, I'm not a pussy.

Like, everyone thinks like liberals are poxies. I'm like, I'm clearly not a pussy. Donald Trump's clearly like, come up, guys, stop. Like, I saw this one tweet was like, this chick was like, hey, for research purposes, I want you to reply with,

if you're a male voting for Kamla Harris, I want you to reply to the picture of yourself. You know, because he's trying to, she's trying to do and I'm like, you know what your man's looks like. You're man's. Who said this? I don't know who the fuck she is.

She's some famous right wing pundit. And she was like, reply with your pictures for research purposes. And, you know, there's a bunch of jack dudes voting for Kamla replying. But the thing that's just so lost to me that these people and just to all the points we've been making is that we all know what Trump looks like. Like it's so crazy to me. I'm like, how are you trying to do? emasculate these men and you see this guy. I just think I think the manosphere content got too

strong. I think the fact that the right is willing to put money in the pockets of people to just say anything where the left is like really behind on that. Like really, really behind. Well, they just don't have that type of money. They don't, their policies that they're advocating for does not make the. Oh yeah. They don't. They don't have the obvious. Hey, here's, here's an HR something, something that is going to stop price gouging. Maybe three Democrats didn't vote for it. And then all of the Republicans voted no. I wonder why. You know,

I wonder why all the Democrats in Congress would be like, okay, yeah, cool. That makes sense. Let's try to give something, throw a bone to the American people. And then the Republicans say no. And then these just these absolute, just mongoloids are just like,

my guy. That's insane. Here is the footage, the proof, everything on the resume that they don't give a fuck about you. And they're like, no, no, you're lying.

You're a demon. You're a demon rat. And I'm like, What can you do? You can't do anything. You just have to, you got to let them get themselves pregnant and just, I don't know,

get the co-hangers again, I guess. Well, the thing for me is just like... Crazy. My great grandma died from that. It's crazy. It's wild. That's crazy. I mean, I'm sure there's land of...

Public health is going to... They definitely didn't care. Public health is probably going to get bad and it's going to get bad for specific people more than it's going to get bad for others. Of course. Unfortunately, like...

Yeah. Maybe this is just something that fixes itself. I'm hoping. The demographics too killed me, dude. The amount of Hispanic people that voted for her. Oh, even after. Again, yeah,

even after. The amount of black men that were like, that are so. And look at it, look it, we try to not talk about this very often. I hate niggas. We try to not talk about this because it's one of those things where it's like

there are bigger problems. Like say, say, say, police brutality. What, say, if we figure that out,

I think that we can talk about, um, the misogynes. within the black community. You feel? Like that's what usually happens. It's like we're trying to not talk about this yet when it's such an obvious problem.

But now that when you see the voting numbers like this, you're like, oh, maybe it needs to be talking about these are the same. These are the same. Because like, I'm going to say, maybe. We need a better candidate also. These are the same, these are the same niggas that don't have dads.

The same things don't have dads, right? Yeah. For circumstances, for various circumstances, you know, though they don't have dads. These niggas that don't have dads that she don't, baby mammas have them buying everything for them that's fine. Called a mom, called a mom for every

fucking problem in the world on both black and Latino side, bro. I know, I know my people. Unfortunately, I know my people. Men that can't cook a meal for themselves have their moms doing it. Niggas that can't do their own laundry themselves having their mothers

do it for them. It's fire. But they can't think a woman could lead when they're in a matriarchal household, dog. Like, like, like, tell me, tell me this isn't crazy. Tell me this isn't crazy seeing, like seeing these are my fucking people, bro. Yeah. This is, these are people that maybe two, three bands are probably related to me, Doug.

Yeah. And then seeing them do shit like this. It's like, look, I understand Kamala Kamala was a bad candidate. I get it, right? Mm-hmm. But this nigger is a horrible decision. Well, yeah, that's the, that is literally it. That is literally the only disappointing thing is that,

talking about, even with Kamala being so bad, like from the get-go, because unfortunately she was a prosecutor. It's like voting for a cop, right? It already feels bad. But the contrast, that is the only thing

that makes this laughable. Yeah, it's like the car, like, if she lost to some other, like, let's just say, let's just say for the sake of argument, it was J.D. Vance running and it wasn't Trump. If Kamala lost you,

be like, fuck, well, you know, he's a standard white guy. And yeah, she had a lot of things going, but it's like, that would make a lot more sense to me. It would make total sense. I'd be disappointed, but I'd be like,

they both for the standard white guy even in the VP debate I remember being like this is way better than the fuck I would rather have I would rather like I mean ultimately fucking dim wit

of course yeah obviously of course like you look at like Tim Walts and J.D. Vansz and you're just like oh at least I could see these people are better at humans these are like these

at the very least they seem more like human beings right like I don't know man this was like that was this is what this was George Bush versus Al Gore

that basically that's how it reminded me I was too young to really see what the hell was going on but seeing footage afterwards and I was seeing a lot of debates and stuff and it's so fucking wild. Watching 2000 debates and seeing how reasonable George Bush sounded,

especially on foreign policy is so funny. Yeah, I know. It's so funny. Never again. Of course. But yeah. So it sold like, oh man, man, it reminded everybody of politics when we were growing up when it was just boring and kind of like in the background and like saying,

yeah, four more years of Trump, man. It's crazy. I was like, oh, man. I think it's going to be four more years. Well, I'll grant you that. I'll grant you that. I will hold on to the hopium

and I will snort and sniff and inhale that opium that you're right, dude. I don't know, man. I feel really, really just no longer I don't care. Straight. I don't care about.

Wait, wait. I feel. I'm getting there. But you got to give me a second to fucking get my ideas. Yeah, I mean I don't feel bad for people anymore I want people to go to bed forever

I want people to no longer be here Welcome welcome to the dark side brother Yeah, I'm done It took you a while I was a hopeful person for many years dude No man The second Bernie loss I was like oh fuck this place

It kind of the second Bernie loss Is when I realized like oh it might be over Because the thing about Trump is that This is the model forever now This is the forever model for Republican Party I don't know if that's necessarily true No one's going to emulate that They're going to but they're not

They're going to do success. They're going to try. It's not going to work now. This is going to be the model. It may not be another Trump, but this will be the model. No, but see, like they on our side too. Remember the red wave that was supposed to happen in the in, in 2018? Oh no.

Sorry, not 22. What the fuck meant to say? 2022. It didn't happen because those people were trying so hard to emulate that model. Say, even like say, let's look at Desantis. Because DeSantis did the same thing. Oh, trans people. Trace people.

And then he got fucking crushed. And no, no one thinks about him anymore. it only works for Trump. Trump is some weird entity that can be a fat piece of shit, orange wig, and people would be like, what a man. Like he's the only one that can do that. He's the only one who can pull it off.

I think what happens is right now is that that is what we're saying right now, but I think that precedent has been made. I think that right now that model has been created and I think that's... I think people will try. I think people will try. I think they're going to try. I think they're going to try. It's not going to work.

I think now we have. have to just go formal politics can't exist no more we can't we can't go like oh we're gonna be respectful but it happened in the VP debate and people liked it like I just didn't win well I mean it didn't win but no JD Vance actually kind of came out favorable unfortunately well how I'm sorry that's not that's not

what's going to win anymore I think we have to just be like humans like yo this guy's a jackass like yeah this guy's a jackass we can't have this guy here that's what we want that's what we want that's going to be like that's what we want this guy doesn't know what he's fucking talking about that's what we want ask this thing got any of the next The next.

Yeah. Yeah. Google check it, actually. Like, hey, Google check it. Get your phone out right now. You're being a little bit too optimistic, but I understand. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think, I don't know.

I don't know, man. We'll see. We've got some questions. Yeah, let's hit some more, baby. Silver the Hedgehog made me gay rodent. He says, how many, my blurry? What the fuck? Now you are, yeah.

Oh, it's, it's, uh, you're, you're, your mic. Oh, fuck. What the, Jesus Christ. Does it know how to prioritize a face? No. this thing's really cool total total blurry

oh man insane guys we're uh you know we're still troubleshooting unfortunately I thought we were gonna have a fix but not yet

oh fuck where are you all right yeah so for the hedgehog maybe gay runners how many gallons of piss do you think y'all have made in your lifetime

who that is actually easy to calculate is it very easy to calculate so then all you got to do is just find the average of a year uh because you know that's basically what we have to do

find the average of a year of say of like say So you're gonna have to find some quarter averages Because first you're gonna find from when you were a kid To win like you're a teenager to your adult Because of size you can probably hold more in your bladder Bladder blah blah stuff like that more control

That sounds like science and research not into it It's just like it sounds like It sounds like it totally So it can It sounds like you'd have to actually like learn something Let's ballpark At least two billion gallons Without thinking

Two billion gallons of piss Did you Two billion gallons I piss a lot I'm trying to envision a gal and I'd be more interested in cum. Huh? Yeah, like say. I definitely got to be clipped out of content.

That's going to be totally clipped out of context. Oh my God. That was magic. I was going to talk and I was like, wait a minute. That was way too. I'm more interested in cum. Yeah. That was way I was just like as soon as I said that I was like, clip that.

No. No. And don't clip mine. Yeah. Fuck you. I can't believe you said that. What did I? Who would ever say something like that?

What do we say, Chris? will you go back to me I can't believe you said that why don't you say something like that you're disgusting dude I'm whatever dude I'm not gonna hide it I know who I am

so man I'm trying to I'm trying to envision like gallon like gallon jugs of like piss yeah and I'm trying to think of like how many Is it weird that like when I pee I put my dick in the water

So I just piss straight into the water Yeah it's crazy I didn't say I did it But I'm saying it'd be weird If it would be weird if I said That would be a very strange thing Yeah, to do you sit down and you let your dick touch the water or you squat? No, I lay down like a plank.

I get my planks in and I piss into it, right? I put my dick and my balls in there. I piss on my balls. It runs down my balls. You let it cascade off your balls and into the toilet. Like I fucking like one of those Japanese like water pounds. That's so like. And my piss is really acidic too.

So it burns the fuck out of my balls. It keeps my balls nice and smooth. That's cool. I don't know how a... Why is your pissal acidic? Because I drink acidic shit, dude. Oh, well, okay. So your kidneys just don't work?

No, they work. They just, they just working really hard. This dude just drinking straight acid. And it's like just trying to filter out. Like, it's... They're hanging on by dear life. I, in fact, have amazing kidneys. Your fucking gallbladder is not working.

Nothing's working. I have, like, once... I have, like, in fact, the best human kidneys ever. But the shit I put in them. It's horrendous. Well, they had to become the best working kitties. They had to be like, if we're going to keep this machine alive, we have to evolve. They were forged into crucible of drinking straight battery acid in Mountain Dew makes.

I'm really trying to. I guess like, I would guess like, what, like 5,000? 5,000 gallons of piss? Yeah. In my entire lifetime? Man. I can't tell if it's conservative or not. It's very hard to quantify.

Well, unless we actually did like some math. I don't know. the number. I'm guessing at least like... I think we should do come. See, that's not clippable. Clip it. I think we should do come. It's not really it's really... It doesn't really... Make it something. Okay. Yeah, try to make it something. See,

somebody you do. See somebody... Yeah, we're gonna fucking come. You, we know? You fucking... Anyway, I think we should all lap up. I was so excited. I was like, you're gonna say it. I was like, I was like, no. I'm watching what I say so bad right now. It's bothersome.

But I do want to like say, I imagine, have we filled up a five gallon thing of cum in our lifetime do you think I don't think I've had some ropey days but like ropy days is crazy that is that a show is a black sitcom Sunday Monday

Ropey days Tuesday Wednesday Ropey days That is one of the worst things I've ever heard in my own And then it shows like the cast They're just they're just roping in the fucking intro You know to see it's a leap

It's a frame This come is ours Come rope with me These ropy days You never like You never like come and look at your hand Look like the Michelamania You're like what happened here

What happened here That's incredible No no way Like a five gallon thing I'm crazy Yeah that's way too much Maybe like maybe one Unless you're one of those people That like because there are some porn stars

That's like you're gifted They're blowers man You're gifted I don't like I know what the I remember in sex ed, it's like, oh, this is the average amount of come that comes out of a dude. And I was like, I never knew the average amount. I never knew that either.

They didn't, they taught us like weird fun facts like that. Maybe they just forgot it. Because it's not really, it's, it's a weird, because to me it was like, why, but I guess it was like, my interpretation was probably to make people understand that like porn isn't real. It was one of those things. Let me give you, here's an average, don't feel bad that you're not roping all over some chick's face because that's not necessarily realistic. only some people can have like these prostates that are like godlike and then it'll just and it's only godlike because we perceive it to be godlike right because really what is the actual because somebody somebody someone who can sperm just a drop and still get a woman pregnant opposed to billions of sperm cells don't matter because only one gets someone pregnant right i mean just the idea it's another

arbitrary thing the more you have the more chances right but like so i guess that's desirable but a thousand can still get the job done when a billion could not, you know? Right, right. Exactly. I've seen some people say that like, you know, like I've pulled out and I thought I was fine and then some person's sperm's all in a chick to where it's exploding out and like can't get her fucking pregnant at all. Spirms is a verb is.

I love it. I love it. I've always like good. I've always loved that. I can't stop sperming. Help me. I've definitely went to get a piss time. Spurmy Sanders over here.

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Hello, I'm a sperm. Hello, I'm a sperm. Is that an egg? I see. In the distance. The American people are tired of women. I love that.

I mean, true. Apparently. He's right. I think that's actually a great clip to share. The American people have spoken. Yeah, man. Spirmie.

I'm trying to remember what... Spirmie Sanders. I definitely have come, like I definitely had to go to get a piss test, right? What? And then I, I've definitely taken a piss test, but I misunderstood. And I came a full cup of come and put it on the thing and then left. That is crazy. Dude, you filled the whole thing up.

Here you go. And then they didn't even stop you or say anything. Like, hey, freak. I'm going to eat two cups. What am I going to? That is not enough, sir. And then you come back with another one and then they fucking cheers you and want you to take a shot with them. do you do it no

do you do it do you do it you're fucking doctor no your doctor's like sir I'm gonna use you to fill up one more cup and you're there for hours and you finally do it and he's like all right open up the lid and it cheerses you and he just

down the hatch someone throwing a bad ass smir of your face that's what that's what that's so he he double he double fishes and then he just chucks How do you react to that? How do you react to that?

I think that's, I'm stunlocked. I think at that point. He's a full combo. I think I'm fucked. I'm just like, oh. And then he can do whatever he wants to me because like I can't. I'm like, oh, man, what do I do? I would have to quiet the evilest voices in my brain because I'm like, oh, I'm going to

eat this guy. That's pretty good. That's spermie Sanders. I'm spermie Sanders. And I'm spermie Sanders. am going to make it do the fallopian tubes or something. Eggs for all. Got egg,

egg, egg careful. Yeah. Egg, care for all. Look at them. Egg, care for all.

Spurmy Sanders is amazing. I got to, I got to do better drug. I feel like that could be really good. You go ahead. Hit a camera too? Yeah. Hello.

I am Spurmi Sanders. My name is, my name is Spurmy Sanders. And, you know, the light. Oh, man. God damn sperm light.

Come on. There it is. Ag, you careful. Hello, I am spermie Sanders. The glasses are in his hair. I completely fucked it up. I am going to fuck your mother. I'm going to make my way up into your mother.

Your mother's child's going to be born old. That's insane. Pee, I got a bussy so tight like a canamite. He got a hot dog so fat. And it cuts off. Oh, very cool. Yeah. Hail Baron von Pilot, Sir Maldonado,

and the court jester. If you woke up naked in one store during the apocalypse, what store gives you the best chance of survival? Oh, the beef jerky store. Oh, yeah, beef jerkeys are us. Yeah. A gun store. I love that place.

Like, literally, like, it's a gun store. A gun store? Yeah, like, you're fine. I think, like... Or a Walmart. Yeah, I think, like, a department store. Like, I think, like, it's almost not fair of a question. Or a military surplus store.

Like, it's not like... Military surplus, yeah, you get those rations. Oh, yeah, like a PX, like on a military base? Yeah, like, yeah, like, PX. Isn't that like one of those workout things? That's P90. Oh, yeah, that's right, the P90X. You just go, you put an arm on.

And the P90s is a gun. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So a PX, PX, PX. Is an exercise perjuryment that is a gun. That is amazing. There you go. There you go.

So happened in Georgia. Working out with guns. That's happened in Georgia. But, that's what happened with that one guy. Yeah, one 14-year-old. It's a piece of. and shit. Oh, wait, are we talking about there's so many stories. The little kid. I'm talking about the little kid

and trying his dad bought him a gun and he was like, oh, okay. I'm going to hurt people. I thought, I thought, you know what you need? You need a gun. Oh, okay. Sorry, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's, yeah. That's right. Americans are fucked, man. Whatever. I was thinking of a totally different thing. I thought you were talking about, like, say, the guys that chased down that one black dude that was

looking at like a house has been constructed, a mar robbery. Yeah. And I thought like you were saying that they were doing P90 X with P90 because, they're like, you know, it's like an exercise and they shot the guy and I was like, oh, that was a hard red, that was a hard program. But we got it done.

We got it done here. They call them. They usually quit. We got it won't know. We got to get the next program. I would say department. Probably 999, 99. 99. 99. 99.

Let's keep going. Wow, what a steal. Those that many nines in a row means I'm getting. A little bit more for my bunny. Because if it was zeros, I'd be mad. I'll be mad. I wish I get just freaking out of the question.

But $19.99, that's sexy. Yeah, that's amazing. I realized that when I was younger. It's like, why are they just putting like 99 or 98? It's pretty much the same. It should always piss me off. It is weird that it goes to 98th because I'm just like, is 99 really too much? But like, people can know.

I think it's close to a dollar. I understand like back in the day why it made sense when the dollar actually went somewhere. So like, oh, if you, you buy a few things and then you have five cents left over after a while, a five cents can get you a couple of things. You know, like nothing huge, but it can still buy something. So now it's been meaningless for decades. Yeah. I haven't thought about like a coin meaningfully in a long, like quarters even are really just laundry things. I have a bin, I have a fucking.

It's been an inconvenience for a very long time. Dude, I have straight up, I've had nickels and I've just been like, throwing this fucking away. He's throwing out of bum's face. Yeah, just like, I have, I have absolutely, I have 100% thrown pennies away, like in the garbage. That's, well, I've never thrown pennies. Pennies? I've never thrown away. I get three pennies.

I'm not fucking carrying that shit around. Offsets like the, like, I'll do the coin star. And to me, pennies offsets the, uh, the percentage that they take. The coin star, what do you mean? You know what coin star? is. What's that? You know what it is. I don't know what you're talking about. It's basically when you buy a star.

They're actually very inexpensive. What, stars? There's so many of them. You go to a star. They're like, look at that star over there in the Northwestern Corrid. I bought that for you, honey. And your wife turns and blows your head off of the shock. I'd be furious if like my significant other spent money on a star.

Even if it was like 12 bucks. You bought me a star You dumb bitch I don't own that I can't do anything with it Do I own it? Right What the fuck am I can do?

Can I go there? Can I can you freeze me And then one day Wake up there Wow By star That is so Wow

A symbol of my love And then you realize Oh I've been frozen For a thousand years Yeah My wife Way more A thousand years

Yeah But Way more I'm just saying A number Okay Aeon Maybe

Literally like you... I've been from... Everything I know has been dead for so long, but at least I saw my $12 star. Like the idea of you getting there... It's probably going to a lot now. Ooh, yeah. You would get there and get back.

If you could potentially move there at a reasonable pace and you wouldn't age, you would get there and get back. And Earth would be just so... You would be a behind species by so much. You'd get back and it'd be like, radical people. Dude, like, oh shit,

you're like, started over. Yeah. I want you to really imagine for a minute. Because I'm thinking about like you're frozen. You wake up. Put yourself in the, put yourself in the position of somebody who's like, in like a modern society or like somewhat of future society.

You're like, I'm going to get cry gently frozen and pass some time. Maybe my assets will increase in value. And then from your perspective, you close your eyes. You wake up. And animals are just ripping you apart. You just, you wake up millions of years later. There's octopus fucking dragons.

With beards. But from your perspective, you're like, oh, gee, I bet my fucking investments are really panned out by now. And you exit your facility and there are literally dragon wars going on upstairs. Your first conscious moment back alive is your bleeding profusely from your fucking stomach. Oh Because I'm fucking Fucking dragon Brookes through your fucking

Well I definitely Press the button again To like This This hopefully When I wake back up It's less bad Somebody figure something out

And then you wake up in the middle ages Behind Oh my god You wake up back Yay verily kind So Let's figure they throw sludge On the wood

Oh no Salt and like Just And then fucking like Get an entire anvil That is white hot. Quickly, get the salted diarrhea water now. Some stupid clown gesture like,

it just throws it out of your diarrhea water. It's insane. I haven't smiled like this in so long because I think there's the crazy thing. I imagine salty diarrhea water. It helps. Trust me, it helps. It helps. This will get too good as new. I'm like, how my friend wouldn't stop squirming it. We gave this to him and he just hasn't moved since. He's fine. He's

He sleeps down every night now. Every night. He smells a little bit, but you know. He smells a little bit. He's cold. Cold, he reeks and he's fucking stil. He doesn't smell much more than the average person, though, so it's all good. Because if you go to the future, going to the future, if you know, if like, because I, we don't know if we don't know if I, we don't know if this is.

And this is like, and this is like outside of like, this is like outside of like, oh, the whole herbivolic nature of us being like mad about. the Trump situation. We genuinely don't know society is going to get better. Because I think that genuinely, I think that we very likely are not, maybe not nuclear war. Maybe, maybe. I think something. It is the biggest red button that we see. I think something catastrophically bad will happen, which has to happen in order for anything like that to occur.

And I think it probably will, I mean, we'll see like, you know, knock on wood. But, I mean, you know, pulling out of Ukraine, letting Russia keep taking shit. It's definitely going to result in more war. And, you know. It's a big possibility. So we'll see. It ain't going to be good. Also pisses me off because like one of one easy out for me.

Y'all are going to get drafted. You little fucking Gen Z gun. I don't see you. One easy out for me. I could have like, oh, I'm just going to go fuck off to Lithuania. You know my wife from there. But then like that is one of the countries that used to belong to the Soviet Union. So like say if I theorize and I told him on this to calm her down that it is possible because

Putin clearly wasn't expecting this war to go on for years. He was expecting to just, everyone, Blitzkrieg. It was like Crimea or something. I'm hoping that say Trump pulls all the support from Ukraine, if this happens, right, worst case scenario. He does that. They crush Ukraine and then he stops there and claims victory because he wasn't expecting, like, because think about it. The thing about Putin is that the Russians want him now to. Like even the people there want to get him.

He is in. That supports my point. Yeah. Yeah. Like he'll stop at Ukraine and be like, victory, yay. Revision his history thing. even though he wanted he said with his own mouth that he wants uh ussr 2.0 he's like that was our biggest failure in history like let's let's get the shit back he just pretends he never said that

just takes over annexes ukraine and like we did it guys this is what i wanted the whole time and then he just stops yeah and i'd be happy because then i mean that's best case scenario in the bad situation yeah this is overlining for sure we'll see we'll see man because i'm like damn nigga i want it's like that i was it's right there i was gonna i was gonna escape i never want to go to Europe in my life, but I'm low-key like, I'm like, maybe. You're just dope, dude. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. I just don't, I don't, I don't care. I don't care. I don't care to go there. All I did in history is learn about those places over and fucking over again.

I need to go to a place named after ropes. What am I gay? What are my gay? I rope. I don't want to go to my rope. This guy's like, oh, you rope, I rope. Your rope. My rope. Our rope. That's how you're supposed to pronounce it, actually. Our rope. Welcome to a outer rope. I don't know, man. I just, I think things are

not going to get as bad as we feel like they're going to get, but I think things are going to get bad for people that really don't deserve it. It just depends. It's to me, like I've said this months ago that on the podcast that it's a coin toss. It just depends on what Trump wants to do because he has the capability of making things like comically worse, but it just depends on if he wants to do it.

The whole thing about consolidating power in the executive branch is fucking like he literally could set. Insane. He could set. That's the part where I'm like that. He literally could set us up for monarchy. if he wants to. If he wants to do that,

he can like, oh, Eric, you're next, O bearing your next. If he wants to, he can do it. But it's just all like,

if he wants to. And so that, to me, it's a coin toss. Either he does or he doesn't. And that's the only difference. So it's kind of like, things will get comically bad

if he wants them to, if he doesn't care enough, then they're not. I will say something. I always, even as a kid, thought reality TV would be the end of us.

I know. How funny is that, though? I remember when reality TV was first time, I was like, this, this is not good for us. It's crazy. And it turned out very much not good. That is actually so like not even an exaggeration of a thing that like in the realm of a possibility that because that show did rehabilitate his image because everyone thought he was a fucking loser actually.

Yeah. And then having his. Before the apprentice. Yeah. Before the apprentice, people were just like, oh, this guy's try hard and he's like failing at everything. And then the apprentice kind of like, it was like revisionist history. We were like, oh, this guy fucking knows what he's doing. and his paper trail

When you look into it Like that's so far from the truth It's the amount of lawsuits And the amount of payouts It's had to do for fucking fraudulent shit And people just act like he hasn't been bankrupt Fucking multiple times And anyone on the Earth's average lifetime

Well you have to get you Well it just means he's ambitious Like Oh yeah If you fail a lot Oh yeah Is that what that would mean If a fucking important start coming out

Oh yeah Oh yeah Two of them out. Yeah, let's go. Let's do some more Koreshtino. I wish I was sell, man. I would shoot a cover hot this fucking planet at ASAP. I'd blow this whole bitch up.

I'll do the solar system one. I'll do the solar system one. And fly my dumb ass into the sun. That would be sick. That's a finale. I like that. Finn. Spurmy Sanders is hungry for a new question.

Ew. Finn. Where's the pussy? Where is the? it. The Maranguble is tired of repressing their urges to destroy. I'm tired of gooning.

I'm tired of gooning because it is shooting me everywhere and it hurts. Have you seen R slash of goon caves? Let me know. Go on that page and it'll blow your fucking mind how fucking insane people are, dude.

Yeah. They're like encased in screens of porn play. That is so much. It's like the minority report of porn. Is it like that? It's just so futuristic. but for like such stupid reasons

wasteful fucking like innovation he's got a nuclear subterfuge like on the side and compowering all his computers and shit like that for porn that's it nothing else well it's the question but destiny said we had the keys

Trump can't win wrote in he says is there a snark tank P.O. box I want to send art nah I don't have I had I opened up a PO box for this is so this sucks because I opened it up specifically

it was going to be for us and yeah, they fucked up and they refunded my money because like, oh yeah, that's right, I think you told me about this. Yeah, they just, somebody wrote my,

I wrote my name down twice and put a signature on the application and apparently this is what the person thinks. The person thinks that they try to read my signature and spell my name and because whatever name that they put on there was something that was not my name. It did not say Derek,

it did not say my last name. It was something. So when I try to have one thing sent there, it got shipped back to the dude. And I was like, give my fucking money back. I was like, what the fuck is this? That's insane. Because it was like $118 for six months. That's crazy.

And I was like, all right, especially because at that smaller one by downtown, it's just more expensive. So they say it would be way cheaper by the bigger one by the airport. And I was like, well, I don't want to go. Yeah. I was like, I don't want to go over there. So I'll just bite the bullet. Yeah. And then, yeah.

So, never mind. We don't, unfortunately, we don't have a PO box. I just don't trust fans enough for that shit, man. I'm fine with the people because it'll blow up the PO box and not a band anthrax well People are fucking people are insane nobody does anthrax anymore. It's so dumb. I don't I don't Where do you even get it from bro? Like all you take is a few Googles that you could probably make that shit Are there's so many? By the way you're not wrong. Why are there so many R Us stores? Is there really? Yeah, there's like there's babies are us there's toys are us. Okay. There is

beef jerkeys are us. Oh right there is beef jerkeys are us. There's anthrax's are us that That is a lot. That sounds like this is lazy. Are they really for us at that moment? Are they for everyone? Anthrax for us is crazy. You just walk and it's just an entire building of anthrax. It's not even like there's different aisles and it's the same product.

Yeah, yeah. You're perusing with your fucking cart. I like the best of the heft of this one. Some asshole. Because there's, you go to a grocery store and some piece of shit. They're bleeding out of their eyes. One guy's enduring. He's like, yeah.

Yeah. He's fucking, like, drags maxing. Is it like, is it? Thrax maxing. Thrax maxing is awesome. Yo, thrax maxing is good shit. It's a little bit of the crack on the floor. some Dragon Ball Z.

Thraxmags is a dude bleeding from his eyes. Thraxx is a perfect shirt. That is amazing. That's amazing. I won't die from anthrax to day. I refuse. I refuse to die. His body is working so hard.

He's steaming. He looks like he's going. Kyle Kenkinsom how hard his body's working. He's turning red. I've ever seen someone actually steam. It's crazy. Yeah. Yeah.

Like, Isn't that woman with a fucking go through hot flashes on the bleachers on Twitter? Do you see that? Wait, what? She's like her head's steaming. It's crazy. I still don't really know what a hot flash is. I know what it is.

I know what it is. That sounds too simplistic to be true. No, I literally, I know exactly what it is because when my, what is it called? I have a woman. I have vert, vert. Oh my God. Ritigo? No.

Yes, I had vertigo and I got hot flas. Vidalago? No, um, Versel, Vercellit. Fuck, I already forgot it. I have a thing that, like the tube, the tube connected to my, I have viltramite, the tube connected to my testicle is,

enlarged and in flame. Veracoseal. Veracil. You got a fat testicle tube? I have a fat testicle tube. No, I do. So it's like, it's comically big. And like, it fucks my testosterone production up.

That's what happened to me in 2020. And why I was like, why am I dying? Because like my testosterone was like lower than like a grandpa at one point. Your testicle tube just grew one day. Yeah, it just went, it just went boop. It got fat. It basically a mushroom got into it.

And it was like, that's fucking insane. And I was like, no. That was like really good to present to that sound, by the way. I know what Mario feels like. I was like, so then the doctor was like, you have a Mario mushroom. Yeah, that was really fucking uncanny. I try sometimes. And it, no, no, sorry.

Sorry, actually what I meant is if I don't try, I can nail some things. Yeah, yeah. It just works. And if I try it again, it's going to sound like. The idea of getting a fat testicle tube because somebody shoved the Mario mushroom into your fucking you were trying to put it on your dick they got a fatter dick and you basically slip and it touches like for some reason your bare testicle tube is right where it is and your fingers get fat they don't know why it actually happened to be they were like maybe i said

they said it could have been all the because i used to ride my bike 18 miles a day and they were so thinking maybe you like destroyed your nuts i was like but what about other people that is it like a grinch type situation where like maybe you had an experience and your Pesicle two through three sizes. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. It was pulled way too much to come through one ball. It had to this open up space. It was like, look, man, this guy's doing way too much today.

You got to do direct work. I wish I knew. I wish I knew. But long story short, when my testosterone drop, because the reason why women have hot flashes is because, you know, when they get menopause. Yeah. When they get menopause is their hormones start crashing. And the crashing of the hormones causes the hot flashes. So I actually experience hot, cold flashes. I didn't even know cold flashes were a thing. Nice. But it's, dude, what it is, I would say it feels like instantaneous 20 degree difference. So like in the winter, for example, when it was like 40 degrees in my room, I feel like it was like fucking, it was on the level.

I was like, oh, it's actually kind of like I'm okay now. But then other times, I'd be freezing and I'd be like ice. I'd be icicles, bro. And it's just, it's just hormones doing that. It's not, it's not real temperature. It's crazy. Jesus crazy, man That was fucked

And then I've never I don't experience Obviously now that I'm on TRT I want to I actually want to I want to experiment With taking way too much TRT

It's like I just take like Like I'm in the normal I'm on the high end You drink a gallon a day I don't have that much Dude that you would die Probably within Maybe a week or so

No probably five minutes It's if you drink a gallon of it I think it would affect you In a way that your heart would just explode I want to take TRT so I just turn into a gorilla. You should turn to an 8. I think, I think it's, you know, everybody's trying to do this ozambic thing.

I think they should just do TRT, honestly. Because TRT is, because it's why we were able to fuck around when we're kids. You have that explosion of testosterone to grow everything. You know, you're also your HGH, but you're able to fucking eat everything and burn you burn fat faster. You stay awake longer and all the shit. OZempic is crazy. I was, what you call it? Because I got like, what to go?

I was like nearing the range of pre-diabetes. So I was like, I angled back in a way. You can do O-Zemping. And I was like, what are the, what is, what are the, like, we should don't have long-term effects. That's the only reason why I don't like. And they were, the doctor was like, and I was like, no. I was like, oh, I was like, I never studied that shit.

I literally just said no. I never, I never, I never went to. I never took the OZempe seminar. I'll just die and exercise. I was like, I'm just going to not do that. I mean, that's, that is the default, right? before. I will say, though, look, I want to say there's a, there's a product called Super HD. It's a fat burner that achieves the same goals. Way cheaper. This is the thing that people don't

understand. You're being ripped off. There's people that actually need the Zimic type of drug, whatever it is. Everybody else, if you really want to fucking recheat, like, for way cheaper, it'll make you not want to eat because you have a stomachache and all this stuff. Fucking super HD by cellular. It's a fat burner that you take it, gives you a ton of caffeine. So it makes you work out harder suppresses appetite because it'll make you fucking nauseous it achieves the same thing I actually took it one time for a month and I lost 20 pounds in a month that's crazy that's a lot of weight in a month now to be fair I was also that was around the time I was riding 18 miles a day so it was it just the fat was flying off of me but also to me it wasn't worth

the stomach aches I was getting yeah I haven't been I think I've been nauseous in my life maybe genuinely like five times yeah so really I yeah I hate that being sick you've seen me sick. I'm, I, I, I, I don't know if I've necessarily seen you. How's he we? I'm like, I just stay in my room and I cry. No, no, Chris, you've definitely seen him weep. How's he weep? Like a fucking dying fucking, uh, I know you've must have seen him like, I don't think I have. I want to, like, you, I've, you sure have, like, give me an example of how you, you must recall something. I think there was a, I think I remember seeing him. So what he would do is he would, okay, so this is I remember, like, I remember one day, and this, I don't know,

Should I say this? You definitely should. Can I say the time? You know the time that I'm thinking about that when you cried in our apartment, right? Which one? What do you mean? Like when I was there? I guess that's your.

Is it okay that I say it? I mean, I'm fucking on the wrong. I'm on the right now. Whatever. There was like relationship. He was having relationship troubles back in the day. Yeah. And I remember he was like on our couch crying.

He was on our couch crying. And he was like. And it was crazy. It was like the craziest. It was like. That's real That's real Oh my god

It's funny Because every time I think about me crying I just look outside of myself And I'm like I look like a fucking idiot Right now crying Because I don't cry I cry really bad Like whenever I cry

You have a lot of practice Huh? No I don't I don't cry very often Yeah yeah I suppress it because of the fact That I'm a black man I can't be weak That's why you have

You have a can't because of that Oh whatever Yeah, that's that's exactly, that's the only link. We actually just figure that out right now. I can't wait to go. There's a, there's a press conference in the RFK was like, the only reason cancer exists is because you fucking not crying. So we're going to beat everyone up and make them cry.

And we'll be cancer. We're going to chop onions in front of babies every day. It makes you stave off cancer. We're going to, we're going to slingshot. You know, we're going to that gene of not crying from, from onions. We're going to slings on. European gene, they just don't cry. Is that even possible?

They don't make European genes. Ah, fuck. Some people don't have it. It did it again. What are we doing? What are we, okay, whatever. Because Joe doesn't have it either. A lot of European people don't have it.

The onion cry thing? Yeah. I never even heard of that. I swear some people don't. Because it's like, it's an acid. Well, yeah, it makes you. It creates an acute amount of sephoric acid in your eyes. Yeah.

Some people, they don't cry from it. I don't know how some people are immune to sephoric acid. Some people, it doesn't irritate them probably the same degree. That has to be what it is. Look, I understand it's in the real of possibility. Everyone is lost in Montreal. Yeah, some people, everybody's probably eyes get redder by the fact of it, what it is. But some people just don't cry.

Yeah. It's insane. She doesn't. She's like, I don't feel any different. I'm like, you slap her and she doesn't cry? It's crazy. Yeah, dude. That's wild.

What if you cut onions? Let's say hypothetically you cut onions, but then you jam them in her eyes. Nice. Yeah. Would she cry, do you think? I think she would cry. You rub them like your grading cheese. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're just like, how much money would take me to do that? How much money would take me to do that? You get a sander. You put onion on it. How much money would it take for you to put an onion in your eye for a moment? How much money? What the, what the, so if some rich cunt,

if some rich cunt, um, uh, how much money? For a moment? Yeah. Well, if some rich asshole was offering me that, definitely give me, like, give me a cool seven figures. Seven figures? Yeah.

I feel like it's so disrespectful for me to ask for you anything. I'll take like seven grand for. I mean, I would take way less, but I'm going to start high for sure. For sure, yeah. If someone asks me to like, negotiate down.

Yeah. Like, yo, go terminate an alley way full of people. I'm like, all right, like maybe like two million. Go,

go, go ham on Skid Row. I love going. him on Skid Row especially. Here's the power gloves for fucking fallout. Go go handle everybody in this general building. I'm like, I'm like, I'm $14. That sounds like a good deal.

I can get a I can get two footlongs if I buy one and get one. It's fucking crazy. I could be like Jared. I can be like Jared. You kill a bunch of people and then you start snatching children. You're like that. I don't want to keep them. I was going to throw them.

I was using children. I mean, these kids as for jack now. Jared, you have a subway sandwich. Juggling kids. Fucking power gloves on. Hope I don't squeeze too hard. Jared Fogel go 2028, right? Or what is it?

Yeah, when he gets out, I guess he's going to be out in 2030, I think, or something like that. In where we're at now, he could win. Wouldn't even phase me a little bit. No, it wouldn't phase me. It would bother me. It would bother me. It would be like, now I have to like, for really. Like maybe like that kind of like I have to actually dip.

What is? No, seriously, let's think of this. What is who's a worst candidate to win? Um, like he's done all the bad stuff. You know? Like who's a like, yeah, there's probably like individuals who are worse in like a very specific way. Yeah. Like there's probably like somebody who's like a more of like a like a, like a, like more of like a I'm a smart sociopathic, uh dictator type person. And I'm actually on the battle march for a lot of these things.

Yeah. Where like I feel like that would, but like those people wouldn't really show themselves. They'd probably be too smart to do that. There are too smart to do it. So like I actually, I don't know, like he's the worst all around person. Like everything about him is just not right. I'm trying to think of something like it's like I think there are people who would be worse. You're absolutely right about that.

Individually. Yeah. Like there's some monsters out here that just haven't really shown them. There's definitely some guy out there who just wants to straight up nuke. Like he would body slam all the, fucking the buttons. Yeah, yeah. Like, there'd be like every, like,

oh, we have all the buttons for every nuke that we've ever owned in existence and then he just flops on it. He just a crash bandicoat, fucking body slam. Boom. He jumps up. Shh.

And you're like, well. Yeah. I don't know. I don't think we, yeah. I don't think we know this person. I think he's hiding in the shadows. He's definitely,

yeah. I'll put it in terms like this. Like, I'd slap the shit out of those buttons, by the way. I wouldn't. I wouldn't. You just do like the elevator, like all the way.

Yeah. Like what I did, but I would do that elevator. Exactly. I wouldn't do that. Because there's plenty of people that are just not involved with that. So, like, I'm not getting, because that's something that involves the whole entire world. And I feel like that's not my difference.

That's true. But don't you think, like, in the long run, it'll help? No. It'll just start over, man. Start over. Restart. Restart. And the save.

Yeah, maybe. That reminds me of that movie we started building. We did a dark tank and we made a movie called Shut the Fuck Up, remember? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It was like, what was it? Biden?

Wait, what was it? Someone destroys the whole world because they were being made a clown. Someone tells a joke and everybody gets so bad. A clown was making fun of Putin and like squirted water in his face and shit. I don't remember why the clown was there. But he was so humiliated that he, he belly flops on all. It destroys the world. And as they rebuild, comedy is no law is illegal.

Because comedy destroyed the world. It's so stupid. And the movie's going to shut the fuck out. the fuck up. That's a Dark Tank episode? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fucking insane. It's so stupid.

The idea of the thing is shut the fuck up. If you make a joke, Putin's ghost is going to come back and nuke the world again. Here's a good one. Belvin, mother of the joker. Belvin?

Dumb. Dumb, dumb. Hello. Holy Trinity. He says, what is the dumbest thing you've cried to? I used to work 80 hours a week, seven days a week, and I got in spiraling depression.

I was stuck in traffic and suddenly jingle ball rock him on the radio. And it was the first time in months I felt happiness like that. And I cried tears of joy. That's a while. That's pretty rough, man. I hate Christmas music. I thought he broke down. So it was like a falling down, like, defense thing where he was like, that's it.

That's it. I'm so distraught. I got to kill everything. I got to go crazy. That's what I thought he was going. I'm crying because that idea is crazy. Like, he's about he's turning into the Joker. Like, I thought that's what old were he was.

He's Joker maxing. His face is turning white. Joker Maxy. I love that. Joker Maxy. I do like the maxing something. It feels good. For every frame he has more of a white face.

Okay, so it was a little bit of a counter where it made him feel a little better. I wish Jingle Bell Rock did that for me. That would actually drive me insane. Because Jingle Bell Rock isn't a bad song, but it's just, I've heard it so many times. I'm like, I don't want to hear it anymore. You know what's crazy about Jingle Ball Rock is that, like, Jingle Ball Rock by itself isn't like an annoyingly overplay. played song necessarily in comparison to a lot of other songs that are overplayed during Christmas.

You're right, yeah. But because Jingle Bar Rock is a Christmas song, I associate it with all of those other songs that are overplayed. And so I think about those other overplayed songs when I hear it and it ruins the song. Jingle Barak makes me want to have to put myself in a predicament where I get Kalima a quick time

in it. I want to be like if I can't fail this QT I die, you know. Yeah. Because there's a few, there's a few like script songs I really like. I love the song Noel. I think that song's a good song. I mean, it's... Noel. Noel. Noel.

Noel. That one? Yeah. I like... Please don't... I love that melody. Please don't take my Christmas presents for me, Noel. Yeah, Noel. Fucking fucking... I think there's some good Christmas music, but it's like also attached to church and it's like, oh man. Carol the Bells is dope. Carol the Bells sounds metal almost.

Come, dong. Yeah, it's very... It's fucking cool. very, the chords are extremely... It's like, Castlevania almost. Yeah, it's awesome. It's very like, oh man, Christians were making moves. It's scary, dude. It's ominous.

Carol the bells is ominous as far. Old school Orthodox and Catholicism did some cool shit with music and aesthetics. And then when it started getting into this like Calvary Chapel shit with like Ned Flanders types where they just had one acoustic guitar and they're like, open your eyes to my heart, Lord. And I'm like, I'm going, I've been invited to some of those churches and I'm like, This is, this is, there was a Ned Flanders named Ted, Ted at that church. The name was Ted Tanders. He had glasses and it was what.

It probably was. It probably was. It probably was Ted Tanders. Ted Tanders. Which one came first? Then they based off of this guy or that this guy changes. That is fucking insane. That is so fucking stupid.

But I was like, what the fuck is this? Why the Simpsons knew that people like this existed? Yeah. And then I was like, oh, this guy, he has the bushy mustache, the glasses, he's all soft-spoken like that. And I was like, what the fuck is this? Anyway, Haddley-nolly. No, man, that shit makes me so angry. I have such a resentment towards like that kind of Christian.

Because they're like, Ned Flanders? Yeah, the flanders kind of Christians. They're like, oh, everybody's better. They're the ones that have kids in a closet, man. But then it's like, oh, my God. But, you know, I'm going to judge you when God tells me not to. And it's like, well, like, just. It's just tone deafness

But that's why I'm like I really stay away from rich diligent Yeah The thing that was weird about The thing that was weird about those like youth group songs or whatever Was that like I remember being like Open your eyes to my heart Yeah like I remember just sitting there being like

Isn't that like a problem? Isn't that like very much a problem That like you sound like you guys gonna suck each other off? Yeah For me it was like I guess we're feeling like this feels fucking gay And I feel like What do you?

Oh do you? Oh do you? Oh, oh, oh! Oh! He gets called gay by a child and shatters into like a billion, like there's, like cracks up here on his skin and then light is shining underneath. The veil. He looks like Superman when his eyes get light lit up when he's angry, but it's in his body. So let me ask you something.

That happens to you as a kid, right? You're eight years old. You call a priest gay. He's like, oh, he shatters into light and explodes. what is your assumption in that moment? Is your assumption A, that you somehow had the ability to will this out of this guy? B, that you're the first person to ever call him gay and that's just what happens. Yeah.

Or B, like, it was just his time? I would start calling other people in the church gay and see what happens. So what if nothing happens to them? I'm like, all right, cool. See, that's when I start thinking. That's when the pontification actually sets in. First, the first thing that happens is cool. And then I try

I could kill gay pastors I go to the next one and I'm like Hey pastor you're gay And he's like shut the fuck up You know and you're like a pastor would And you're like oh oh Now I'm like a little dumb kid like wait So now I'm confused wait I don't have powers

Well I would think is right because I'd have to grapple I kind of had like I looked at I watched Spider Man and bullshit when I was growing up So like my morality was like You did something bad you have to think about it So I'd be like okay I made this this What was a a person, I assume

unexist. So do I tell somebody? I'd be too scared to tell somebody. I tell my grandma, my grandma, I yelled at the passion that I got at the BMW that's fucking like a five of the parishioners as a wife. Yeah, I told, I called him gay and he was like, he turned into dust. My grandma would be like, what?

Yeah, first of all, they would give me exercise probably. Yeah, so first of all, you said, shut the fuck up. You didn't do that kid. Even you did do it, but since there's no footage, they wouldn't believe you. You confess to it. They're not going to fucking believe you. Yeah, but then where's the pastor then? I'm like, I don't know, but what you're describing to me is not reality. Even though I'm like, why can it be?

The guy we're worshipping right now is a ghost magician. Why? He's a zombie ghost magician. Why the fuck can this not be real? He took a few levels in Weirzer. Took a few levels in cleric. He took a multi-class, bro. He's a multi-class, but he was able to be beyond level 20.

So he just kept maxing out. He was like, you know what I mean? Cool about was a fucking bar too. Fuck it. Let's just go. I'd be so upset because I'm like, So everything you're describing right now is like, what I just told you right now,

when I called him gay and he fucking, he exploded into a vat of light, pure energy. Like, was he an alien? I don't know. And I'll be like, all right,

cool. And then I would try it again. I'll be like, I'm sorry, Mr. Pastor. Oh! Oh!

Oh. D. He would be in so. This is so. Oh. His clothes. His clothes cracked. His clothes crazed.

He's got in his face. He's crazy. He's literally crack it up. Oh! That's amazing. He said so much pain. I would take his, I would take it. I would take it.

Whatever's left over I would take. I'm like, cool. I found a fucking cross. It's nice. Look at this sick hat. That actually, bro. Don't, that's the one thing that I just, I, if I have to give them any flowers, man, the drip.

Like, what do you see? I don't think, I don't think popes are like rabble. Bops or like priests they look I don't think they look cool But I think the items the item that they have on them like the idea of like the How'd I explain it? It doesn't look cool on them because they're wearing it so drapey But like if someone came in with like armor with those colors on oh that's fire They're too drapiness of a kind of they're drapists Yeah they're the drapes or like someone with a nice monk yes thing with like his arms hidden over with the golden lace like that looks kind of drip

This is all I want. I want that stuff to be normalized so it's not like expensive like costumes. Because you have to go out of your way and spend a decent amount of money if you want to get that type of drip. I want it to be like I'm going to go to fucking Walmart and I'm going to go buy some like archdiocy bullshit or something that like I just want it to not be so prestigious in the way that like it's it was like in what was it that moment in history in America where everybody was just wearing suits where they was just normalized. It was like you just you're walking down the street and you just have a fucking suit and tie on when you're just going to brunch And I want that to be normal. I want it to be that normal Your spinal cord out your body when I slap your stomach so hard your spinal cord flies Whoa

That's crazy what I do That's not you got a tail now That's not I can't sanction that man But hey man so we would uh you know I just whatever It don't matter let's test out this gay thing though So if anybody still goes to church Check it out for us Yeah

Don't do not You get your family If anyone is that impressionable Like what are you doing? Listen, we just had an election I don't know what to I don't know how That's a good point

Yeah actually a very good point But anyway That's a very good point actually So yeah probably fucking chicken run I literally don't know The context That was the last thing I cried to Oh

Oh Is that it was actually don't know If I cried to chicken run There's a You're just saying it You're just for the fucking bit You're lying there Who lies?

You can lie for the lie To continue the bit of not lying Why you lied No no Because I know that I've cried At Spider Man before For sure I absolutely

At what part though Was like was it weird to cry Probably Yeah I think like it was three You know I remember I remember being high

And watching Spider Man 3 Like high And I remember like For some reason It like hit me. There was like something about it. I don't know. Never again has it or before. I can't cry from pain anymore. I've kind of lost that ability.

But I can, I don't know. Let's test that out. I haven't cried from today. I'll wail. I might tear, but I won't be like, back to your knee and see what happens. I'll scream in pain. I'll tear, but I won't cry. We're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna pump you full of galaxy gas and then push you down the stairs 15,000, 15,000 times. 15,000, damn. That's a,

tall order. Will you cry? I'll just die. At a certain point, I think you'd cry. Maybe I might have started doing it. Probably cry from exhaustion. Please stop. Stop. I think I'll be tearing, but I won't be like, oh. Well, see, that's the thing. To me, like, tearing is, like, tearing is crying to me. Because I haven't. Well, I cried. I just cried today. I laughed so hard. I cried a little bit. Well, so not that. I mean, I will, that's the exception. What I mean is, like, because, like, that's the exception. What I try to mean is, what I mean is, like, from something like that emotionally affects you

in a like in a deep way. Yeah. And crying tears of joy is just a, it's just a thing that happens. I'm not, I'm just crying so hard that like I'm starting to get like teary but not in a way that like I emotionally feel compromised. You know what I mean?

I cry from a show but it was like a very loving show. So I think that's like that makes sense. You know, no, this is us. Oh yeah. That show me me crying for it. Like I cry.

I feel like that's not, um, the question. It does because that's kind of technically appropriate. Yeah. Yeah. I look it. I.

So I don't really Tear I can't remember really I think the last time I teared was when I saw A little girl pleading With her mom and grandma That like she's being molested by her stepfather And they kind of weren't believing her

And the dad was like filming this to be like please Her stepfather that's crazy Yeah so this she would have For that guy She would have and like that actually made me cry Now to be If be fair that was around the time My hormones were all fucked up to you

Oh yeah yeah Yeah I was fucking fucking crying, dude, because I was like, the, there's this, the dad's trying to plead with the world that my daughter is still going to the stepdad and molesting her and she's saying something and the mom

and the grandma are just kind of like dismissing it. And I was like, this is the most insane thing I've ever seen in a long while. You see, something's different because usually I would feel just sad. Yeah. But I feel rage right now. That's more of a like, I think if my hormones

on the level, I would have been like shotgun rage. Like, I think, I think my, my, my, my, my, biology just changed last night. Literally my biology changed last night. I'm like, I feel, you, you, you did the master chief, but yeah. I don't feel, I don't feel like, I don't feel the right feelings. Like, oh, nobody would be like, that's just so fucking tragic. And I try to block it out. Now I'm like, dog burn them.

Yeah. Burn. I have an example of being inappropriate emotional. This is kind of embarrassing. There's, I don't know why. like a like fake fictional creatures and sometimes i just really like them like say like kajus and stuff or whatever yeah i really like that's like either even even what it's like kaiju deer you know so the latest the latest godzilla movie minus godzilla cross kong oh right so i think minus one

did come after that right but like godzilla cross kong there was a moment towards the end where they're when they finally finally overcome this stupid stubbornness of them like Godzilla is such a stubborn cunt right like always that is that's his mantra he's a stubborn asshole finally works together with Kong and the swell of the music when it kind of kicks in what of like it's time to like work together

to take down these people that are obviously threatening their territory and their earth and like it was so it sounds stupid to say it was so beautiful in such a stupid amount of media because there's beautiful moments like if you want to talk about the last was episode three

what a beautiful moment like a bunch of people probably cried there loved it when those damn when the gaiian was finally when the gaysia was finally over when those homoble tears of joy and relief

with the gai left the screen God thank Christ I was like the fucking Pope I was like blowing I was like yeah I had to stop myself

because I was about the prop I think the I don't know Like, I think about, there was one time from, there was a video, oh, Bioshock, Bioshock, Bioshock Infinite. Yeah. There was like a scene where like, it's just a random interaction that you can have, I think, in a bar. It's like pretty late in the game, I think.

Yeah. But like, there's a scene in a bar where you can go down and like kind of, you're just looting for like random stuff. And there's a guitar that you can pick up and you can play it. And then Elizabeth, like, kind of like, sings. And then like, like, there's like some kid, like, hiding. And he's like, he's trying to steal food from the bar. And he was, like, starving.

She gives it to him while they're singing or whatever I remember being like that was like 2013 or something So I was like 20 19 21 something like that And I remember being like I remember crying at that And I'm really like what the fuck why? Why?

Yeah what the fuck is going on? I can't cry from like well no That's not stupid that's an emotional moment It isn't really though like I don't think I don't like it's nice But it's not like crying nice It wasn't enough to they weren't trying to make you cry Right I don't think that was like the intent of the moment

That's what happened with the guy There's a obvious thing for me. It was just like, it was too much, and I think what it is, there's too much negativity going on like all the time. So seeing like the most stubborn piece of shit finally, like Kong is trying to reason with Godzilla at one point, you know, with not using words.

And he's like, yo, chill. He's like, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill. He wouldn't stop. And then finally they worked together and I got choked up. And I'm like, I'm in the theater like, trying to make sure no one's looking at me. I'm trying to make sure Jodo's not looking at me.

that I'm like getting a little choked up I'm like I feel so embarrassed You start tearing and someone blast a load to your face because you're a pussy Here's take a load Here's a fucking

Here's a question Here's a question Fast You are in Dicks out in hand Immediately You're in You're in the city

That Godzilla And King Connor attacking Yeah Or the rampaging Right For some reason You're there You're seeing it all

Happen you're like Maybe like I don't know Maybe you fled the city And you you're kind of like on like a hill kind of on the outskirts but you can still see them very clearly they lock eyes with each other something happens i don't know what what the fuck happens but they both decide they leave and they walk into the ocean together as they're jumping down

you could see at the bottom of their feet andy is written on both of their feet that is too I would be so strait. Is this Andy God? Is Andy God? I mean, I guess in that context he would have to be. I mean, that'd be pretty wild. Do they only come to life when Andy marks them? That's why they left.

Why are we alive? Like that's like that's like that's like that. Is it voodoo stuff? Is it from your perspective where like he's somewhere playing with King Kong and Godzilla? and then he just got bored and stopped and that's why they leave? I can't. That is, that...

You know what moment... You know, I'd actually... I'll have to say this. I don't want to talk... Okay, what you guys for you? You guys have the right to talk about this, at least. I don't want to talk about my brain doing it. All I want to say real quick is I think it would actually...

Because I've been saying, look, man, I'm going to be honest. I'm like 10% serious when I joke about the simulation. So I say this all the time. I'm like, oh, I think we're in the simulation. Things are... People are so unbelievably stupid. They're programmed in the way that shouldn't be reality. Like, say, they're too...

It's like when you override things in Sims to make people do just things that humans would never should be able to do. It's like exist in a room. You trap a human in a room and he'll just won't even attempt to escape in the Sims because they're so programmably stupid. But anyway, it would give me solace that of like, oh, I just, the world is so much more. This reality is so much more than I couldn't possibly understand. I would make me feel better. Like if like Andy, oh, there's the Godzilla and has. and yon i'd be like okay you know

i have no i have no reference for reality anymore it doesn't matter i would have to i would have to stop you know like in um in the movie on halo when they like look up and never play it no halo too maybe it's one it's one or three when they look up and they see the fucking guy you month away galaxy and he's like stop not right now they don't oh yeah where they're like oh is that is that and they're looking at the

and they're like not right now you would be crazy because you know if you think about that too much you will go insane you'll go insane i want to say so what what if What if it was true, what, that you skipped Halo 3? I just been pretending this all time? I've played it with him.

I've been masquerading. That would be, every stream that I've ever done. We played story mode together in the same room. No, no, I had somebody else's arms. Somebody else was in my shirt playing it for me. And you were pretending to pay attention. You're also just like, yeah, this is crazy. Yeah, my eyes were glazed.

I'm actually blind. Fully, like, these glasses are purely as that. It's the wildest cataracts. Yeah, it's completely good. Yeah, I have contacts on that look like my eyes don't have cataracts. That's amazing. I'll actually, I mean. That's definitely real.

That's just a fake contact. That's, yeah. That's weird. Why doesn't, because, like, this guy, they'll put in like the fake eye thing. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's got to be a reason why. I saw this. I saw this draw on Tech, usually because they're missing an eye, Derek.

Yeah. Like, because, I saw it. Mike Bisbing, he's not missing an eye, but he puts the little thing on it to make it look like he has an eye. But he has like the, it's blind, so he looks like he has like the cataracts in one eye. But I'm like, oh, why is it? Like, why? Yeah. Yeah.

Wait, a moment that chugged him up a little bit, even though it was supposed to be, it was funny and then it became sad. I know what you're about to say. One moment. I know what you're about to say. Tell me. No, go ahead. Let's do it. Let's do it.

Oh, yeah. Three, two, one. Misses Doutfire end credits. Oh, that's, shit is. It's sad because I was over. No, the end credits, not the ending. Oh, okay. So, um, I was talking about, damn, I really thought you guys were going to be synced up.

Why, why, why? You don't know what that is. You know who I am? What are you going to say? The moment about Arthur. Wait, wait, right, what you're going to say? Okay, let's, let's, let's, right. Three, two. The moment when Arthur's, like, talking to the, um, to the,

oh, the, the, the, the nun, yeah. But then you fucking ruined it because now I get a little kid. I'm cooked. I'm cooked. That is. a great scene. That is probably like the most emotional that I got in that, outside of like maybe the end. Oh, I was about saying the end of that game is so fucking emotional. I lived a bad life, sister. Yeah, that's a good. Or the moment with John. The scene has been ruined from the, oh yeah. No, that I'm just seriously. It is legitimately gone for me. That is crazy. That is the most emotional scene in video games. It's literally such a powerful moment. It's so tragic. And then now it's gone. Like, It is, it cannot be recovered.

It can't be recovered for me. That is so fucking sad. That is unfortunate. It really is. But that's what happens. Like, I'm not hyperballing. I really think that's the most emotional scene of video games. Oh,

I mean, well, I can't. Yes. I think, I think overall, yes. Like, like,

but I would say there's some. Like, think of a more emotional moment. I think spec off the line, for example, for people, especially for people who are in the military, probably.

I don't care about them. We're not talking about them. Go back. Go back. Go back. I'm just saying. I'm just saying that fucking Frogan joins us. Fuck you, granddad.

Go back and be traumatized again. Fuck you. Let's go. Frogan, let's go. No, but I think it's like, because for me at the moment. Is Frogan supposed to be like frozen like. Joe Rogan?

I'm not on fire today. Holy shit. Frozen. Frozen Joe. Joe is amazing. Joe is amazing. That is amazing. And Joe Rogan in The Incredibles says Frozoon is froze, Frozogen.

Frozogen. Frozogen. Frozogen. It's re-Frozogan. It's just like, it's like, it's like, that giant, fucking the night king and that's it. He's just blue. I'm going to see. He's blue when he's in the freaking ice bath?

It's like that version of him where he's just. Yeah, with his fucking six inch nipples. Yeah, he's, they're talking about like a fucking octobot. spider robot downtown attacking or something but like I don't believe it what's his name was it I was just in with the clips I feel because I'm frozen

but like oh why would I do that why would I do that? Yeah. Frozen Joe Rogan's up but he's on a block ice but he still does the podcast he's still he's screaming from behind the ice and the other guys like

so you see Jamie could you do you know what he's Jamie, I'm trying to be respectful. I have no idea what he's saying, he's screaming so loud, the sound is coming through. Joe, I don't think that's true.

Are you saying felt knees? Felt knees? Felt knees. Are you saying felt knees? Are you saying felt knees? Are you saying felt need? I think he's saying help me. Well, I mean,

Joe Rook doesn't need my help. He doesn't need it. It's Joe Rogan. He's tough. It's, it's, it's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's better than all of us. He said he's tough. He's somehow rocking the ice a little bit. He's rocking back in the ice a little bit.

He's screaming so loud. Oh. I love, I can, I can envision it. You know when a Pokemon gets caught a Pokemon, that's dope, phew, phew. It's like, it's like, he's doing that really. The guest is so natural. Turn the AC on. This is such insane apathy.

Over a thousand episodes of this. And they had millions of views. Fucking Trump came on. It's so good to finally have you on the podcast. It's a little warmer here. It's a little warmer here. Let's get the temperature down a lot. Let's get it down a lot.

Are you okay, Joe? Joe, you okay? Would you like to be free? He dies to be ice Would you like to be a free after a thousand? He finally dies. He finally dies after Yeah, Frozo gets amazing.

There's nothing, Joe. Please read one more question if we got to get out of you. Joel, it's just funny. Wake up. The idea of fucking chili Joe Rogan, fucking Ice King Joe Rogan, fucking

He just has every name. Frozen. Frozen. Frozen. Oh, Ice King Joe. The fucking. The fucking.

Chilly Joe. Joe Penguin. Fucking. Joe Penguin. Wait a minute. Isn't the guy that killed Batman's parents? Is it Joe Chill?

Joe Chill. Joe chill. Fucking Joe chill. Fucking. Let me see another ice thing. Fucking Elsa Rogan. Fucking every sort of shut up.

Shut up. And every sort of snowy Arctic adjective. Oh my God. This is all from Frogan, dude. From Frogan. That is crazy. Crazy. Sir,

you play Arctic monkeys as Joe Rogan's frozen and like that. Bannah, now that's an Arctic monkey if I've ever

seen more. The band's going crazy. This is frozen on the stage. People are watching torture for hours, for millions of hours.

It's just like, I can't, I can't hear him. It's just what we do before the show goes live, like trying to set the cameras up

and trying to like get audio working. It's that, but that's the show for a thousand episodes until he finally, like, somehow passes away and dies. He's a tough dude. He endured that long. He endured for that long. I mean, you saw him do the cold plunge, like, so, yeah. Yeah.

He can deal with it. He could deal with. That was his downfall. That was his downfall is that he was, um, he was so acclimated to it that it ended up prolonging his suffering. Yeah. A normal person would have died. A few minutes. Joe died when he's, fucking Bill Burr goes on.

It's like, hey, look at you. Hey, you're frozen, huh? Joe chill, huh? Cool. I love. Cool. I think my favorite three hours

for three hours I love him so much I love Uber Is it a black advice That's crazy I love Uber It's so funny Jamie he's in a block

He's gonna be like this the whole time That's insane That's insane What a fucking dickhead No it's no word There's no word It's just screams and grunts

Look he finally dies Because he channels All of his power Into having his nipples Replicated drills He's just like He's working He's working on it

But then he just Breaks through and then dies Right before he dies He shatters He shatters He's dead And he's fucking Jack asses in pieces

What a fucking asshole And then they still They still do the podcast Yeah You know what goes on Frosted pieces shattered You look a little green there I didn't just a frog

When I was under Look a little looking a little bloated there. Is that the, is that the gas escaping from here? I hurt my throat so bad. Doing all this. We're doing all that screaming?

All right, let's get the fuck out of here. Jesus Christ. Let's get out of here. We made a lot of characters, man. Sperm, what's his name again? Spermy Sanders.

Spirmy Sanders is froze. Zogan. I can't get over that. That's good shit. Amazing. Amazing. That was fun. Let's see.

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I'm genuinely exhausted from that. Holy fuck, man. Yeah, I'm pretty fucking tired. That shit got me. I'm so fucking, I have not laughed consistently at bullshit. I needed that. You know what that is? You know what that is? You know what that is? That, my friend, is the unfortunate

blanket of apathy that you now have. Man, I'm sad. Because the silver lining is it's like he can't do it again. You know what I mean? You know what's crazy? I actually have a

to escape thinking about the situation for too long. I'm actually a little bit looking forward to playing Dragon Age. It's like I was thinking I was like I just want to like hurry up and I don't want to think too long about like the don't I have not been

on social media since last night. I've been on Discord in the places I chose to be But I literally can't Like if I go on Twitter I'm just gonna have to go on a mass like muting I have to like Well that's what I saw

To be fair Yeah when I did check I think it was white Before I went to bed I muted some guy Some fucking Copsplaying wizard dude I'm gonna meet people

That I thought were cool man I think people that like I like I swear I thought you're on the lo Ooh I don't want to say This guy The cosplaying wizard guy

I don't remember his fucking name Oh I don't know You've seen him before Because he He was at like all the VidCon stuff But he would be a wizard I can't remember his name

He goes by But this guy I really like talking to that guy And then I saw him like laughing at people That were upset And I was like oh I thought you were normal Like I mean maybe I should have Him cosplay as a wizard as

Content Maybe I should have saw some of something This guy's insane A wizard is unhinged Yeah Stop man There's a guy that he wanted pretty cool There's a guy that was on an American Idol

That wanted to collab with me on something and he wanted to do a Kill Switch song and I was like oh yeah we'll get around to it and then I saw him whole ass literally didn't say a fucking word and then whole ass maga hat maga thing in the background the flag yeah can we agree on one thing like you're bitch you're a big bitch

the people who like pretend not to do it and then just be like huh it's safe now yeah massive Mondo pussy like I'm 5 foot 4 and I could beat the shit of you probably that's embarrassing yeah and you never just just just own it like I don't understand What's so crazy about it? Trump would think you're a massive fucking piece of shit to be like, where were you before?

Yeah, where were you on January 6th? You're a fucking coward. You could have saved me, you pussy. Like, what a ultimate cowards, man. That is literally the antithesis of masculine energy, man. Labial energy. The antithesis of masculinity. Yeah.

You fucking cowards. Oh, well. Yeah. Yeah, they're all gay. Dude's going to have a fucking hearing about his fucking pot. possible indictment right before he becomes that's not happening I mean it's it's all going to be had away away so it doesn't matter even like you're you're going to be executed and then and then the subpoena go actually executions aren't real anymore or something they'll they'll feel fix

everything it'll be fixed everything that is supposed to affect him or like oh we got to sign into law that uh no more betafiles you know because they're trying to stop grooming or from whatever the fuck they're saying yeah they're pretending except yeah for you know if you did it on this one particular island. It was okay. Yeah, I would never vote for somebody who was friends with Epstein and then like with Pete Diddy all the time. With Pete Diddy. Oh, all the people that are friends with Pete Diddy are voting for

Kamala and I was like, and then you just see all the pictures of Elon and Trump with and literally with Diddy has a stake in Twitter or X. Oh my God. Yeah, it's one of these things where I'm like, this is so comically stupid. Is this so comically stupid? The thing is that we're not even lying about them. No, I know. Of course we're not like. We don't have to. We don't have to lie at all.

There's no reason to lie. The truth is stupid. They don't care about it. And even a little bit. I just, I want to. I had somebody try to push back to me when I showed and I said, how are you going to to counter me with this?

Go to like Congress. org and go to the section where they're voting. See all the HRs. See how all these Republicans vote. Here's an example. I'll get you started. Come back to me after you've done this. And I still had people trying to talk shit.

I'm like, you didn't. There's no point. They don't actually do it. I'm wasting my time. Yeah. They don't want to know. It's fine. Have fun.

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That's funny. No. That's too much. Terrible place to get it. That's the last place you have left, Derek. That's the last. It's a terrible place to get it. You have no chest tats too, right or no?

You have no chest tats? No, because I've always do it. You want to show off your tattoos more than that. My fucking, yeah. My torso's always been like fat. And so like, like, that's, no. I would have to get that shit sorted out if I was going to tattoo like my torso. Because I forget, like I literally forget how many tattoos.

Why don't you just tattoo a thin torso on your chest? Oh. And they get tattoos on that. The fucking genius. Wait, wait, what? They get tattoos on your thin tattoos on your thin. Yeah, so that I'll tattoo like a thin torso and then put tattoos on top of it. That is fucking phenomenal.

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And then you say that and I'm like oh my god Stop I'm not going to be over it My girlfriend's so upset I'm going to hear that shit when I go home man My God I haven't talked to Jojo about it Because she went to work early I'm going to have to literally I'm going to have to go home I'm going to have to listen to her

Talk about how shitty America is again I mean she has the right to vent unfortunately Of course she does but I'm just saying like She doesn't Not anymore Not anymore are you kidding That might be that might be the benefit The hoop the benefit of like women being

because, you know, they are and we kind of have to, like, act like they're not. So, like, oh, man, yeah. I'm going to, I'm going to hear it, and I'm going to be fine, yeah. Yeah, I'm going to go play Digimine and leave her by herself. I have a fucking, ooh. I have a good idea. I have a fucking great idea. Let me ask you, I want to pitch this guy's this to you real quick.

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What was your In the same vein Almost like the thin tattoo On the torso right Sure I've kind of been thinking like How does this strike you? Like so I

My noise cancelling headphones aren't working Super well anymore Like the noise cancelling part of it Is all like broken So I figure what I'm going to do Is I'm going to record

10 hours of absolute silence and then just blast to the silence in my headphones. You'll have a bunch of loud quiet. That is so brilliant that you will be the next president. Yeah, yeah, it's over. That's like, people were like, I never, I never thought of that. Why would I ever buy A and C headphones again? I'm wasting so much money.

I was wasting so much fucking money. I'm a little, like, I recommended some headphones. I will say They sound so great But the The noise cancelling The active noise cancelling It's fucking stupidly mundane

Yeah That compared to like if you were to get like an XM5 Or something from Sony or the XM fours or whatever Yeah I was because they're like These are really for the price They compete really well I have some shitty

Everyday headphones from Raycon Yeah And they run circles They instantly run circles around these I'm like what the Why now hold on Raycons aren't shitty Look, look, if you are a normal person, Raycon is very serviceable.

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I actually like mine. But, like, I also don't really like earbuds too much. So they're serviceable if you're a regular person. Earbuds to me, like, I'm never going to prefer earbuds over headphones. Same. Same. So for like earbuds, it's like, yeah, whatever. Same. Anyway, let's, what the fuck are we?

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You know, you sound, you're seriously serious. That was real. That was, I knew you were like, but like you, you didn't think that I've never seen. That was good acting. It was. You were like, you looked at me. You were like, he totally tricked me.

But it was so sincere. I was like, that's good. He's like, I thought he was just a regular. I thought he was just a regular. I'm a fucking weed, dude. He was in Shanghai nights, man. He's a fucking, he's an extreme prolific martialist. You did that frighteningly well.

That was really good. I'm so bad at lying and I was the best lie I've done in a long time. Dude, this is my guy, all the way back. He did, uh, he did choreography. He worked with, uh, he was in the, I was gonna say, Animusha three.

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And by the way, this by the way even proves that it's not necessary. By the way. Like he won the popular vote. So like I've seen a lot of people It's like you want to rely on the popular vote But then only fucking Only Democrats in it's like he just won What do you?

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I don't know about you listening, but like, God bless. We should have best, you know. We got code hangers. We got more coat hangers. We'll be all right, man. Don't worry. Their daughters are going to do something stupid and they're going to have unpractice sex.

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There are people going to be like, man, they're so mean. No. You know what I mean? Is that crazy? I was the one. Like in the temperature of like what we've lived in. I was the one that was always like, hey, you guys are too much. They did that right.

Oh, Biden called his trash. What a meany-weeney. I'm like, oh, all right. It's like if you can't ditching, don't, you know what I mean? Serious people. Yeah, I'm just so unsurious. If that's your complaint, yeah, you'll leave. Yeah.

But like, the mean is candidate in American. Yeah. Okay. All right, guys. Anyway, we'll see you guys next time. Yeah. Bye bye. Bye.