The Snark Tank - #277: Average American

Episode Date: November 16, 2024

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Welcome to the Snart Tank podcast. How's it going? That's Derek. He got Dunkin' Donuts there. Look at a little straw. And that's fucking, actually, they finally made it good. What do you mean? What is that?

Well, it's just vanilla caramel with some fucking, but usually it's melted, like it's almost like an ice coffee. Oh, yeah. But I kept getting it. Is that a frat? So it's, yeah, they called just a frozen, right? They call it a frozen coffee. Oh, it's closed.

Yeah. Yeah. It's the work there. It was actually my first. Is that a Freepuccino? It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a fraypet myself. It's an Alpacchino. What did they call the Dunkicino?

Oh, Dunkinito. Yeah, it was, which movie was like, that was like, that was like an Adam Sandlin movie. It was definitely an Adam Sandlin movie. It was definitely an Adam Sandlin movie. It was definitely a movie? It was click, wasn't it? It was it not click. It was not click.

It was actually know that movie. To me, in my opinion, Click is actually a good movie. It is Adam Sanders' last, um, good comedy. Yeah. Like, um, I, I, I, I, I, all the ones, the Netflix deal things. Oh, like the hitman one. The retarded six or whatever was called.

Do you remember that one? The retarded six. Oh, the ridiculous. I was close. The R6. What was the ridiculous six? It was like a spoof on like. Baseball spoof Western.

I think of what I'm mistaken, right? I don't, I didn't watch it. I saw the preview of it of him doing some like somebody, I don't know. I think they were shooting with their feet on handstands. I was like, I'm not watching this. Yeah. It was one of those goofy. Was it, what's the name of that movie?

The Family Guy Guy? You're probably right. Seth MacFarlane? Yeah, I think he did. I don't think so. I think you're thinking of a hundred ways to die in the West or something. That like live action Seth MacFarland movie? Oh yeah.

Yeah. I forgot about that. That wasn't very good. Yeah. There was another one he had that was sort of who said. The Zohan. The movie was kind of funny too. You like that?

Apparently Zohan aged a lot better than like I didn't watch it. But it's also because it's also because it touched. on like a lot of stuff that's like currently relevant. So like people have been going back to that movie. He's like, huh. It's kind of, it's weirdly pointed.

I can't really say anything about it because I haven't seen it. But I, again, the, the trailer that I saw where he's beating somebody up and then his foot is like hitting it. And to me that just check me out. It was just too,

when it gets too slapstick, I'm like, that's not for me. I don't know. I like that stupid shit. It's too much. I haven't seen that movie, but I like it when the fake,

when the fake foot comes up. Yeah. I love it. It's so, because it's, It's so dumb. It is dumb, but there's something about it's like, I know for a fact that's fun.

Like, I know for a fact that this is a fun thing to film, and it's like contagious. Like when there's like eight fake feet popping up from the sides, it's like that's stupid. From that perspective, I get that. But I get it. It's kind of, it's a lot. He's Jewish, so, you know.

Was Adam Sandler? What does that mean? No way. I don't think so. He's actually cool as fuck. I've actually pretty sure I've seen him in New Yorkers once. I mean, it's hard to say. Like, you just some bum with,

basketball shorts. That's like always looks. That's, I get, I just mean it's hard. Once upon a time, it was probably easier to tell. Not he got, he put some weight on him and he's like a bit of an older guy now. It's probably harder to tell. But when he's at the time, he was like, he was being New York celebrities that they look so normal that you can't discern them from just people walking.

Right. Yeah. And then there's, uh, you know, the, like say if Chris Helmsworth was walking down fucking downtown Burbank, you would notice him immediately. All the girls be fucking making a mess. Yeah, he's tall. Yeah. You'd be slipping everywhere.

He's like, ooh. Like a ditty party But yeah Like say if Also on the other end If like Steve Bouchemey was walking that tree You'd be like oh oh yeah Steve Because you know

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You kind of sound like, is it Igor? Yeah, I'm Igor. Yeah. That's like Peter Lorry. Like that old like Peter Lorry archetype that's in everything. Yes. I love that guy. I don't know anything about him.

He's great. I don't know anything about him either. We're too young. Yeah. It's that iconic face. That iconic Igor. You okay? You meditating?

I'm just blind. Are you, um, are you hopelessly I took a second for that to sink it It's fucking stupid Very matter of fact Yeah very man No I'm just blind

This blind You see an old You see an old You see what you perceive What you assume to be an old wise man Sitting on a bench in Central Park You're like, are you meditating? It's like no I'm just I can't see

I can't see my eyes closed because I don't want to be looking all over the place confusing people. And at that point, you pour a bunch of bird feed on that guy. He'll see what happens. Why? No acid on him, then bird feed.

What? Why? Do you want the birds will attack him and then they melt you? So you get like a fucking pentacle. That's fucking outrageous. You get like a pentacle. You're like, attack a nuke in bad.

Enemy UAV online. I mean, A lot of people would probably appreciate it. I imagine the people that are celebrating the election would probably be, you know, like, it's mean-spirited, but it's based. You know what I'm saying? It's like one of those things. Right, right, right, yeah. I want to infiltrate, bro.

I don't just infiltrate there. Just like completely change my face, go through a radical surgery. Like in face off? Yeah, dude. And in the public party, it's a fucking demon. Based on a true story, by the way. Yeah. Face off is real.

It's actually a documentary, in fact. It's a documentary. It's actually, they actually never switched back. It's actually using the exact actor, in fact. Like, those actors aren't even those guys. It's the people from Faceop. Right, yeah. Like, those are just like, it's really good makeup jobs.

That movie's crazy, man. The concept of it is so fucking funny. It just doesn't even, how does your bone structure look like this guy now? And your voice changes? It's really stupid. I saw that movie. It's awesome.

It's fun. I thought the movie was a really good movie when I was little. I was like, this is a good movie, apparently, because people fucking love watching. It's not a bad movie. Same thing with the, uh, with the fucking Mars one. Oh, uh, Mars attacks? No, uh, Total Recall. Ghost of Mars?

Oh, total recall. Okay. It's not the same people, but it's like, that's definitely the same period of time of like, well, total recall is older. It's definitely older. But no, the vibe. It's just the stupid action flicks, which, again, that's why I was so happy when Fast and Fears turned into that. Yeah.

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Cruise control. That's number two. That's number two. We're like completely different people. Yeah, it's just like it's so, the fact that they kept going where I was like, this was the perfect premise that should never be replicated. Was it right, right? It was the moving train?

No, no, the bus. It was a speeding bus that like a, it could. It couldn't go below like 80. It couldn't slow down. Yeah, it was like it couldn't slow down or also would ignite the bombs. I just had to keep speeding up or like maintain. How did they stop that again? They blew it up.

I honestly is the, I couldn't. I don't remember. Like I remember. It hits the brakes. I think. I remember in screenwriting class we studied the script to speed because apparently it's like one of the most like perfectly written scripts. Like colloquially like people just understand it that way.

And it is kind of wild. I would have to have a video essay about that because I don't really. I haven't seen speed since I was really young, actually Yeah, that's one of those things that Was it very like action lens shot? What does that mean? Like Michael Bay-esque, should I get in a way of that? No, no, not at all.

No, not really. It was very simple, actually, for the most part. You know something that I really liked? I don't know if you consider an action film that phone booth movie with Colin Farrell? Oh, I didn't see that one. I saw a trailers for it. I was like, oh, maybe.

That name sounds... It's like, I think there's like a sniper and there's like a phone book. I can't remember exactly the premise. But what I liked, I always like the idea of like, can somebody pull off an entire movie like just doing almost nothing. Yeah, I'm saying? Just in a place. Like I love shit like that.

Yeah, that's kind of like how I felt about Law Biting Citizen when I first saw because I was like, when I was, when I first saw Law Biting Citizen, I was like, oh, this is awesome. And then it ends. I was like, oh. Oh. Like the mystery, like when you go through that, like the entirety of that movie up until the moment it's revealed how he's doing everything is really fucking dope. It was stupid. It was like, oh, so you, you, you conjured. some mystical powers from the Oracle

and then basically started Spartan kicking everything down. I was just like, what a reveal. It was so, it was like, oh, how, oh, you, you're killing people from inside prison? How the fuck does that work? How's that happening? Oh, he just dug out. Like, like, there's like the most simple, like. There's no way it could not be either something that mundanely stupid or magic.

I know, but that's the thing. But that's the thing. It's like, oh, I'm sorry, guys. I'm thinking of the director's cut. I'm sorry. Oh, the director's cut with the orb. Yeah, like King Leonidas, you know, everything. The, yeah, with the portals.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Xerxes present in that one. I'm sorry. I'm getting my versions mixed up. You're talking about theatrical. Yeah, the theatrical cut. The director's cut is very, very different. Yeah.

The theatrical version of law-binding citizen is fucking bonkers. I urge everybody to look it up right now. What do you think is the most absolutely different director's cut of a movie? Where it's like a different film pretty much? Oh, probably. Something like that crazy? No. I got to say it's got to be Justice League.

It's still a Justice League movie. Dude. But the way it goes on things is different. But like Dark Side's not even in the other one. That's true. Like it is a wildly different movie. Like it's it is the same movie. But then also you cut out like cutting out around that is a wild thing to do.

Dude, they cut out the whole reason why Arthur should be there. original movie Arthur. Like, yeah, water, a water guy. I almost said water guy,

Aquaman. What kind of animals, Arthur? Um, and, uh, he's a mouse. He's a mouse? Ardvartvark.

Ardvark. Ardvarks aren't real. He's like a unicorn. It's ridiculous. He's an ant eater. Okay. Are those the same things? No, Arthur's friends.

I think are very, they're like cousins. Arthur's friends are rabbits and dogs. And he's a mystical creature. He knows crazy they're all mammals. Yeah, but Ardvarks aren't real. They're fictional. They're real.

Okay. whatever. Muffy and Francine are monkeys. Are they or are you just being recent? No, they are monkeys. Okay. They got like. We got the bonobo face.

Bonobo face. That's funny. Francine. It says an older sister. I think the Gremlin's director's cut is probably the craziest one because the original Gremlin's director's cut is just two hours of Mitch McConnell in his kitchen. Staring at a coffee machine. That's fucking cinema right there.

That's fucking terrible. the studio was like, we need to add like Gremlins into this. Why is it called Gremlins? I don't know. Joe Dante was like, I don't know. That's so funny. That's why some people need to see.

It's like, I like the idea of just throwing stuff out there and then building on it. Like, say like that, like Grimlins. They shot something completely different. And then they're like, oh, well, I guess we got to probably scrap this. We got to scrap this. And it just snowballs into like being a real movie.

Yeah. Oh, my God. And the director's just so disappointed, buddy. And he's like, I mean, at that point, you would probably, you would be so disappointed. You would quit the film industry. He's like, oh, this is going to be my experience. He was going to make one. And he's like, oh, man, it did so good.

There's just more money to make. I guess I'll make another one. Fuck. There's also that too. Because I imagine at a certain point, uh, there's a lot of Steven Spielberg, uh, things that he slapped his name on that is clearly not, uh, to his caliber. It's just one of those things. Or they think of actors. Yeah.

We were just talking about Alba Chino. Like that, like doing that Dunkinino shit or Scorsesee was in that of Sharks Tale, dude. I just saw that the other day. Well, no, I knew that I think intrinsically in the back of my head. I think I just like forgot. I was like, oh, yes, Scorsese's in this. Why? Why?

What the fuck? This giant dog shit. Even like, say, Scorsese understands he doesn't do animation, but he knows what looks good. He's in the industry. And then he saw a shark's tail and he was probably like vomiting. but he's like, I'll take a paycheck. It literally, I wonder what a sports animated movie would be like.

Well, amazing. Probably genuinely really good. Dude, it would be like soul. It would be like Miazaki. It would be like soul, but just racist. It would just be amazing. You see Saul? Yeah.

What was it about it again? Soul, that was the jazz musician, right? Oh. Yeah. Ooh, that'd be interesting. That was good. I like that movie. It'd be like a racist Miyazaki movie.

It'd be like spirited away, but like, take the niggas away. It's just spirited away. Irish people firebombing black churches. It would just be... You know why? It would just be that.

Fire robbing black churches. It's not even black people in a movie. It's just their church. They don't even put black people in the movie. Oh, they'll put Anthony. He was in the departed, so they'll put him in there. The, um... Yeah, we'll get one.

He's, I'm pretty sure... I'm pretty sure he's only in Shark Tale because it's a mob movie. Yeah. Sure. 1,000%. Oh, it is one way for that. 1,000. Yeah.

There's like literally like a Don. The shark is the retarded brother that's like, you suck. He was like, I don't want to be a fucking, I don't want to be a fucking mobster. I don't want to eat meat. I'm gay. And I was like, you're a shark. You're useless. You are a useless creature.

They do nothing other than like eating other creatures. That's just what they do. They also do eat everything. Like they like license plates and fucking. Oh, they'll just clean up like it. They don't like they don't serve a purpose other than like helping. control the views of the ocean. If it's vegetarian, blow its fucking head

out, you know? Yeah. They don't do anything. Yeah, you like masquerades as a dolphin or something like at the end of the movie and then I think I'm a fucking dolphin. It's obviously an allegory. It's like, oh, he's gay. Yeah, it's definitely 1,000%. He's gay and vegan. Yeah, which is the same thing. Yeah, which is, yeah, it comes with it. It comes to territory. Yeah.

Actually, it's funny, I was making I was making, Jojo for some reason has a connection to that fucking movie. Shark town? So since we've, since we've, since we've lived together, this is a second time she's watched it. And I've never, I didn't pay attention to the first time, but I, we sat down

in because I made a Zupa Disgana. And I'm like, I'm enjoying this. I was like, man, I slaved over this for like, you know, a while. And then I'm watching. I was like, I can't believe how bad this fucking animation is. I know, yeah. That was state of the art for at a time. Which is crazy. Was it though? Yeah, a son movie in theaters.

Because that, dude, Toy Story was set the president, I feel like in 97, 98? Toy Story looks terrible. Not really. Not really, dude. Doesn't look as good as you probably remember. No, like, when I look at it, I completely understand the sign of the times. It does not look bad to me in that way. To me, that's a shark's tail.

Because that came out in, what, 2000, 2004, 2000 something. Because to me, it's like, it's like pointing out like, oh, man, middle of Deshaal looks rough. I'm like, but that was the pinnacle at the time. Right. Right. So I'm like, what am I even saying? But then there were some games like there's a game called a distrega that it's a you know it's a very

PS1 no no no no I'll say battle arena to Sheiden oh yeah yeah go back and look at that game comparatively and be like oh yeah there's levels you know like like the Tekken FMVs

I'll never forget the Tekin 2 FMV with Nina and her like like spaghetti like angel hair pasta hair she's fucking so upsetting She is having a mental breakdown and losing your hair is what it looks like. You're like it's falling out and shit. Like she looks wrong.

It looks crazy. Cause you a smile at you after he fucking kills his head. That is my favorite. That is the top video for years in my phone. Because you know, you just transfer it over to new phones. It has been in my favorites as my top. It's always. Cascia turning and smiling.

And smiling. Do you have it right now? 100%. I don't think I know what you're talking about it. There's something about it. In what tech in? Two. He throws Hayhachi in a fucking volcano.

He finally throws him off the cliff. I remember Hayhachi like climbing awkwardly up and then the camera like goes into him. But like, I don't remember. The music though is actually the icing on the cage. It's like a fulciful. It's so hopeful. Yeah.

It's fucking insane. Hold on. I forget how to navigate this new iOS 18. I feel like a boomer. Yeah. Oh, here we go. It's so fucking I do. I feel stupid.

Yeah. It's the worst. I think they keep change. I was, hey, you know, you don't have to. I don't even use computers anymore. I just have notebooks. You just have notebooks? Yeah.

I have so many notebooks and they're all blank. Because I don't have anything to say. My journals are fucking empty. My journals are like, I don't know, I'm sad, I guess. I feel like a boomer. I'm still sad. Still sad. Still sad.

Still sad. The saddest journal. There's 50 pages of this. No, there's pages from every, every journal. every day for the last 35 years. Damn. That's crazy. More sad than usual, but not like, not crazy.

You still trying to find it? Yeah. Okay, here we go. Yeah, it's, uh, um, he's hunting. I was, I mean, it was, it was, it's always like right there. And now that, uh, I think what I'm doing now, okay, let me make sure. Okay. I just want to make sure because there's, there's some, there's a couple of sketchy things in here.

Some penis in there. So I'm make sure there's no, um. All right. I feel like my my my my my my significant other would be very happy some male penis in there yeah she'd be mad if she saw the male penis on my phone I feel like that's the line when you can't you like you can only have a penis in your phone as a hundred or sexual dude

if there's like if it's dressed as something ridiculous you know I don't know I'm not sure entirely sure you mean like a dick dressed as Woody a dick dressed as Woody is like this is pretty fucking what was that mean like somebody's dick is dressed up like Woody. It's all right. We're like bozai and everything. With Kevin's natural foods,

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Let's get this nice and cute up. Oh, I do remember this. It's so stupid. I think it's so funny because Kazios is a fucking sociobat. Yeah, he just killed his dad, and he's like, yeah. He killed his dad, and then he, like, tried to murder his son more than what?

I like how in Tekken 4, they really try to actually think, trick us into thinking that Hayhachi was actually dead this time. Because, you know, they keep, like, going back and forth. And then, like, there's the intro, and it's like, Hey, Hachi Mishima is dead. And I was like, no one. believes this. He's not even dead right now. He came back again in this game. No one believed it. And then literally at the end of Tekin 4, he comes out in a diaper and he's the fucking boss. Like I can see Hayhachi's butt cheeks. And I thought like, I'll never remember because I'm playing

PS2 in my room, having a good time. And then all of a sudden he comes out in that sumo diaper and I'm dying. Because first of all, like that kind of reveal, there's no better reveal in a video game where he's always, he's alive. And his fucking butt cheeks are just fucking like. himself at the same time. I can't take him seriously at all because his butt cheeks are out and also after I beat Hayhachi I'm like oh so this is the final

boss because in every other Tekken there's something there's something so it's like oh um you have ogre like in Tekken 3 who he's like he's basically some Aztec god and then he turned into like a beast thing

and then in five there's some weird alien and I don't even know what the fuck it is. But in four, it's just Hayhachi, unless I'm retarded and I didn't, I didn't find the secret boss. I don't know. I feel, I feel, um, Tekin is, Tekin's beautiful. I love Tekin. I think that shit's so fucking funny. I'm glad at the end of the day they made Jen a good guy.

Some people weren't mad about that. They were like, make him evil. And I'm like, no, he should be a good guy. He's, he breaks the cycle. That was the logical conclusion. That was the logical conclusion, right? Even though he did suck when he, uh, said his death. He was seven. He was kind of a cunt. Five was when he finally shed the powers. And it was like,

wait, how was he shed him? Five when, five, taken five is when, uh, Jin. He fought the, he fought the demon, right? That was when he returned and he just was just, I'm just, uh, whatever martial arts I do, I just do that. I don't use devil, um, nothing. So we had no devil uppercut. He had none of the moves that he normally always had. He was just using machinima. Basically, because, you know how, yeah, I was like, you know, because, because gin was kind of a mix between Kasia and, uh, Hayhachi. somewhat somewhat like some of the moves that they did they they they but he did some moves from both of them like the fucking uppercut that's like classic um his was fucking the best though anyway he was super dope and fucking uh four and five yeah they made him really fucking good to me i like i um no five

was when five was when some people were a little bit annoyed when ken changed in five yeah it was kind of like that but worse really because at least ken still used his fucking like you know, he still used the key to do fucking crazy ass, like, you know, hot-oh shit. And then all of a sudden,

Jin just like, I'm a regular fighter. I'm a white man. I was like, what the fuck is this? I'm a regular guy now. But it was, you know,

it was, it was for the story, so I kind of got it. Did you see that any other newest one? No. It's crazy. I haven't, it's crazy what happened.

I want to get it. I want to get it when it's, because I already missed the wave. So I want to get it. it when it's like 30 bucks or less. It's probably going to be there soon. Probably for Christmas. It should be soon.

It hasn't hit that yet. This is fucking crazy. It's done some good stuff. So, obviously, you can write in and you can write in questions over at pageant.com slash snark tank if you want, we'll answer them if they're, you know, we get a lot of them. So, you know, sometimes we get to and sometimes you don't. If they're well written or they're interesting, we definitely try to get to them. Imagine Dragon's official road ed.

He says, what's up my housed overlords? This isn't really a question, but the last. episode you fellows were talking about the pest about pet fish dying. This is like maybe two episodes ago I think. Something like that. Um, and it reminded me about how my mom got tired of taking care of my, my fair fish.

So she poured salt into the fish tank and killed it because it, because I wasn't taking care of it and she only told me just last year. P.S. appreciate this podcast and you guys making me laugh all the time. That's why. Your mom is kind of sadistic. That is kind of crazy. You could just wait. I mean, I, I, well, I mean, I mean, a lot of people you know, they

they normally what they do is flush it. They just flush it. Yeah, I think the salt is a bit much. Because she killed it. Well, she, she, she killed it. She tortured it. She's like, yeah, that's kind of the thing.

Tortured it in front of her face. Because, like, obviously you're killing the fish by flushing it and it's going to go in the sewage and die. Right? Yeah. But you're not watching it die. You're not fucking. And then she's like waited until he came back so she can make him feel.

Your mom has problems, dude. Your mom's fuck. That's kind of crazy. To me, it would just be like, just throw it away. You know what I mean? But like, because if your argument is like, this fish is being tortured by this kid, this kid is not taking care of this fish, it is suffering. Let me just kill it.

You know what I mean? I could see that because fish who gives a shit. But like the idea that you would just, oh, let me torture it instead is kind of crazy. I don't think they would die immediately, right? Of course not. No, they would just. Let me salt it. It would be like, oh, I don't, I don't, this is not, I'm not a saltwater fish.

This hurts. Yeah, that's what it would say. Prop, bah, blah, blah, blah, blah. This hurts. Your mom's fucking weird, dude. You better not live there no more. You got, I just wonder how many other stories she has like that, you know? Like, yeah, you aren't taking care of your dog, so I skinned it.

He's like, what the fuck is wrong with you? Like, you fucking actual demon. It's a bit of a stretch. I skinned it. It's the same line. I mean, it's, well, it's many levels above it because it's a fish. It's more dynamic. Because, like, a dog, skinning a dog while it's yelping.

is so much worse than a fish that shit. Instead of using like one bar, it's using three bars. That's a three bar fucking. That's a, that is a three bar. That is a three bar. That is crazy. But yes, when I hear stuff like that, there's some people, I'm like, oh, I got my on you. I got my, you have potential to do some other weird shit. I'm really, moments like that, you know, people are like, oh, my mom does this really sucky thing to me.

And I just fucking, I can't forgive her. And I'm just like, my mom's dead. So I don't, at least I don't have that. You know? There's a blessing that I'm wearing there, you know? It's like somewhere in there's a blessing It's like I guess you know I don't

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P.S. please do another advice column soon. Oh yeah, that's right. We haven't done that in a while. I totally forgot that that was even something that we did. We do today. No, we can't. We don't have any of the asses.

We don't ask us anything. Post it right now. You can post it literally right now and there will be 50 things. Do it while answering the question. All right. Well, yeah. The question is a very simple answer, actually. Yeah.

So. We want to get sued? Well, it's more of a, so you won't get sued. get sued, but say if those people wanted to report, the likelihood that they would do it is slim to none, really, but you still, the likelihood if you put it up,

if you have a Spotify account, they're going to delete your account. And if you have like, say, for example, I have two gay covers on my Spotify thing because the two ones, like, I, the Rock's thing, and then the Disturb thing. So I know David Drayman Disturb saw it. He's totally fine with it, so he's not going to take it down.

The Rock, I don't think he knows. that thing exists other than maybe when that first came out it was gaining some traction in the video. But as far as it been on Spotify, I don't think anyone fucking knows, so I don't care. However, if I move forward with posting anything else on Spotify, I'm going to make a completely separate account.

Because if that gets nuked, then it doesn't matter. Am I fucking crazy? How do you spell column? Colum? C-O-L-U-M-N? Yes, yeah. UM-N, yeah. C-O-L-U-O-O-O. It looks so weird. I mean, I do that all the time.

It always felt like there were two L's in there. No. Nah. That's so straight. U M.N. Right. Yeah. You M.

Yeah. That just looks so weird to me. That doesn't look like a real word. Yeah. We should make a corn parody of twist where it's just dicks. Dick. Dick. Dick.

Dick. So stupid. Dick. Yeah. I'm going to do. Dick. Dick. I was actually going to do some yesterday.

and then I realized that I left my mic here. I think that would be a great great parody, a corn dick. I don't like, okay, write it. Go ahead and write it. Because it's just noises and then dick. That is it. That's fire.

You tell me that is not funny. I got to make it, I got to make it dick or. Yeah, you got to make it sound like you slurping sounds. I was going to make it do slurping sounds. But I want to make the serping sounds also be sort of, like lyrics about penis if I can do that. I don't think so. I think it's possible.

See, I think he would put like cum and balls by that. Come on, balls about me, you know, like you do say like that. I don't think he does. He does that. That's a freak on a leash.

Yeah. Free of leash the bridge. And I'm just like, and I'm like, That is so fucking crazy. When I hear that, I'm like, the fuck is this? It's scatting, literally. It's metal scatting.

It's, it's shit. It's shit. Look, I'm very multitasking right now. I think I did that right. We'll see. Oh, you posted it? Yeah, I did, yeah. I think.

You think? Based on, based on, yeah. You can take a moment and just verify. No, man, we're fine. All right. He's speed maxing. No worry. They speed maxing.

He's speed maxing. He's multi. He's my maxing, bro. He's multiple. Dude, I do feel like sometimes like I'm at the helm of like a fucking Gundam when I'm doing this step where I'm just like Yeah.

It feels crazy. And you're just, you see, you're the middle of your body's already gone and you're still trying to function your legs and do shit. And you're like, dude, I'm about to get killed. I'm in space. I'm so scared.

I'm in space. That's terrifying. Yeah, I would never do that shit. Being a fucking pilot. Never. For a mobile suit? These motherfuckers are fearless niggas. You would never be a Gundam?

No. You never, I would be a Gundam. I wouldn't be a pilot, though. I'd rather, that's worse. That they just somehow turned me into a Gundam. I would do it. I would see my cousin Gundam. Excuse me?

Huh? Huh? Yeah, my cousin, he's a Gundam. That's amazing. Which one? Just red. Which cousin? He's red.

He's red, he didn't say which one. You know my cousin Red Gundam? You know. My red cousin Gundam, you know. He's the best. Oh my God. So what's, Oh, before we recorded today,

Sweeney was like, I think Sweeney says he wanted to tell the audience something. So like, before we move on to more questions, would you want to say? I'd have time to practice, my apologies. So it's been a lot going on lately, and I wanted to say everybody out there, you should all kill yourselves all at once.

All right, well, you guys should all. Never mind, never mind. All right, never mind. We rescind it. Never mind. You hear applause throughout the city for that. It's a glow. Somebody cut that out?

Somebody cut that? They can't cut it out. They can't cut it out. You can't. You try to edit this part out. It won't work. No chance. Fucking crazy.

Okay. Derek, right now. Someone asked about this and the poll thing, but we're probably not going to do something different. Who is your, name your five favorite wrestlers of all time. Wrestlers. Five favorite. Pro wrestling? Yes.

And then you can do females afterwards if you want. They're not my favorite. I mean, I have favorite female wrestlers. But all time, it's all big muscular men. Stone Cold's favorite number one for me. Stone Cold? Stone Cold Steve Austin for sure is a favorite for me. Because he's just, the entertainment value is just off the charts for me.

I'm just watching him talk about his cats on Instagram. Man, there's some solid-ass cats. It's just him. It's the same person. That's not a character, doesn't it? That's not a cold. Is that Coldstone Steve Austin? Yeah, it's cold stone.

He's like, he's like, I'm melting. It's hot. I'm an ice cream. I'm a cream. Oh, hell. Yeah. Can I give you an old?

Dude, one of the stupid, like the stupidest, one of the stupidest, the stupidest videos I've ever seen, but I love it so deeply. That's the best. That's Stone Cold E.T. is so goddamn good. At White Castle.

Such a dumb video. I don't call D.T. And I'd like to order a couple of cheeseburgers. And that's the bottom line. That's the bottom line. And then, excuse me? And that's the bottom line. It's such a crazy way to finish it.

The other thing too is like my favorite thing about that video. There's like, there's a couple of them, I think. Yeah. But there's one, there's one specific video of this guy doing this where when he screams, oh, hell yeah. It's like muffled. in the because he but he's but he's and then when he speaks

it's perfectly clear it's perfectly clear when he speaks and that that scream into the muffle is so perfect like there's no way he planned that part of it to be funny right he was just like oh it'd be funny if I just shouted oh hell yeah

but it's just like the fact that it feels like he's being restrained my mind my there's a like an unintentionally funny thing where when she asked him to pull forward because he can't hear him and when he needs to shift into drive, he has to put his head so far down so we can see where the fucking stick is.

It's so funny. It's a great. It's a great fucking video. Okay. Name the other four, please, for you. Lapping about this for two years. That's true. Okay.

Damn. So I guess for entertainment value, this is just me being an immature kid, the godfather. He's not the best. best wrestler even by far, but he was, oh man, just, dude, pimping ain't easy, man. The pimp drop, the hoe train, you know, like he got so many kids. And one thing that I liked, and it actually, we need him because people don't know how to spell hoe correctly. They always do it H-O-E,

like it's a, like the gardening tool. Yeah. Ho is H-O, like if you're talking about a woman. Really? And it's only E if it's plural. So, ho is H-O-E-S. But it's H-O. But he, because of that, all the signs, people knew how to spell ho. And then, Without him, people reverted back to Spong and incorrectly. So we need him. We need him. So, so, oh, yeah, Godfather. Rikoshae, who's on the indie scene.

All new, they knew it, right? Well, he's not, he's not new. He's been around the indie scene for a long time. He was in WW for a while and then he couldn't get anywhere. And now he just went to AEW, which is kind of more where he belongs because he was always, those are more like indie scene and new Japan people in AEW. I've seen Rick-a-Gishay get hurt so bad sometimes. I'm like, this motherfucker's going to die.

Wasn't that the guy from fucking Lucha Librarians? He was from Lucha Underground, actually. Like, well, I don't know if you're making about Mucha. Oh, Mucha Lucha. I swear to God, there's a character named Rikosha. I was talking about a real show. His name is really Rikishish. So he goes by Rikishay.

There was actually, dude, the Channel L. Rui had a show called Lucha Underground. It was fucking phenomenal. And he used to wrestle, you know, he had his mask on. And he was a Prince Puma. And so Rikishay had a job. is Prince Puma. Anyway, Rickshay is one of my favorites.

There's some other people, ah, man, it's kind of, at that point, it starts getting a little bit murky. I know my five, like, off the top of my head.

I don't have, like, there's, to me, it's almost like so many people are on the same level. And then there's some people who just,

like, really spoke to me. For me, it's easily, it's like, it's, Rob Van Dam, easily, uh,

Triple H at his peak during the, during the, during the, um, the DX, when FDX first came back. Yeah.

Shit was great. Seathing races, but all right. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, what else he got, though? What else he got? We got... That's what the H's that stood for?

8, 8, 8.8. H. Triple Hitler. We got Eddie Guerrero, may rest in peace. Fucking brought entertainment, like almost no one else. Yeah, you're definitely in this arrow, like, say... I'm in the era after you. When Smackdown was on top, like, Smackdown 6, Eddie Guerrero,

His gay cousin. What is his name? Don't tell him. I don't tell me his cousin's name. It's super Mexican. It's like fucking. Oh, super Mexican. It's like lawnmower Guerrero.

Fucking, what is it? Longmore Garero. That is so. What is his name? That is like border hopper garero. I feel like Lawnmore is. Like I feel like that's like saying lawnmower is worse than just straight up saying wetback. Yeah.

Like I feel like. I can say that. Like because I was like a web back. It's like, oh, like, you know, it's the easy thing. It's like saying the hard R, but then somebody finds like something where I was like, damn, lawnmower, Guerr. If you think lawnmower man is about a Mexican, you might be a head man. Oh, my God. You know what's crazy?

Okay. So this is the thing for me, right? Being Puerto Rican chavo, it's a thing. Chavo is like a, it's like a nickname for Mexicans. For Puerto Rican chavos means dollars. Yeah, it does. Money, money. It means money, money.

It means money. It's literally like a revolution of like black slang literally It was good money was good chavos like it's the same fucking thing Interesting But like dead naked So who else you guys? So you got RVD You had a RVD triple H

Eddie Groh Eddie Groh two more RVD Yeah Rod Van Damme There's Robert Vowney Duny I think he got like I think he got fucking fired because he wouldn't stop smoking weed at one point Yeah he was chiefing I was chief and bro

Is he related to John Claude actually They have to because they look alike I don't think so They look alike. I think this is a coincidence. Really? I don't think he's Belgian, man. I think Rod Damme is American.

Or in Canada. He's from over here. He doesn't have any. Blah, blah, blah, blah. I do roundhouse kicks and I play guile. I didn't. Oh, and they did a, well, he did a few. He did Bloodsport.

Oh, okay. So who else? What sport's kind of gay? I'm sorry. You know, for people that, I know there's going to be some the martial art flick people are going to be mad that I said that. like Chong Li was cool but that's it man

oh and then the one guy that goes okay USA you've never seen that movie so you don't know what that no I don't know anything I don't know anything about what's being said it's a blood sport yeah that's a fucking dumb movie

a kumete a movie about a kumatee essentially was that shit ever real I think so but then also it was probably super exaggerated maybe one guy died in the ring and they were like

oh shit we should probably like not do this no more Yeah, it was probably so regular because they used to do that, like, say, even when UFC started, right? It was just a tournament. And so it was like you would fight multiple times in a day. It was just that, I imagine. Old UFC was a circus, dog. But I actually was amazing.

Oh, dude. We're not going to get into it. You had one last, right? No, I have two more. So I'm going to go with, obviously, let's before, when he was a part of the nation, the rock. The rock. That's when he was at his fucking peak, personally for me. I think, I wanted to, I wanted to be like.

because I like the Stone Cold more than the Rock so I kind of wanted to put him out but technically he should be in my top you know what I mean I just kind of wanted to push him out when he was when he was the villainous era of the rock was fucking amazing

he was a cunt yeah all right one last one uh I have to have one female I loved um is it like someone that like it spoke to you

someone that like man this fucking toss me one of them candies I want one of them ropes I think you want one of them ropes I said choose your words carefully. No. I think, so there's one, I think, is a stray hot, but.

Can you imagine this? He just comes on you. You said. I would, dude, we'd have to have a really serious talk after this episode. I think I would have to stop the episode. I'm like, yo guys, there needs to be boundary set. Would I, would I realistically still be a part of this podcast? Like, could somebody still?

Like, you know, I feel like that's one of the things... I think it was a bit that went too far. I would allow it to be... Is that a bridge you could like... I feel like it's a bridge you cross. Could you allow this to continue? Of course not. If Derek, if Derek power blasts, you would go.

No. But you said... You said give me one of the ropes. And I just had one in the jail. I was just jacked off the entire time on the table. He just fucking crazy. And then it just happened and I was like, oh, okay. Stoneface talking plenty of moments.

Plenty of moments Both his hands Were above the table And he No, there's no Twitch It's just Yeah man, it's crazy Oh good

I wrote Bhas flat Yeah that would There's one One female wrestler Currently I know I think is mad hot But I don't think

She's a great best wrestler And that's Nikita Linus She's stacked I think she's bad as fuck She's stacked The way that she finishes pins people. That's, that's a...

Look her up, dog. That's a... Look this girl up, dude. She is... I used to follow her on Instagram, but then it was like, it was too much. Because all she would do was like, she would like, kick these heavy bags

because she's, like, really good at martial arts. But just showing her ass to be jingling. I'm like, I can't. I can't do this. I can't do this. At a certain point, like, a thick jingling ass is too hypnotic. And you're like, I shouldn't be following this. Like, at a certain point,

It's just not healthy because then you're just kind of like Because you know I don't really Because I don't get stuck on stuff I'm like this is boring I'm done But then you're just like How many minutes does it been? It's 14 years Your phone somehow didn't run out of battery

The world has changed so much As you went outside Yeah You're like what She's dead She's dead She's dead By the time

Anyway yeah let's go Shout out of Dikita DeBeres yeah I don't know a single fucking wrestler Look her up You don't know a single wrestler No Never heard of one in her entire life

No I don't know Even throughout this whole conversation I didn't hear It was like It was like the Charlie Brown adults What What my favorite is Whamwham-Wam

Chris look her up Who Nikita Lines No look it up for her man For him What? Excuse me I miss gendered you Holy shit

Nikita I said I'll look it up for her I'm bad I'm assuming You I'm sorry That was a real genuine one That was like Look at you becoming progressive

What about it Hey man I uh we we all joke but it's quite hot okay I just want I want to show I want to show you her a pin he doesn't he doesn't like he doesn't like big asses man

I don't even remember what her face looks like it's really the blonde I think I remember what she was like I'm out of a bit kind of blonde he's ass from being honest I like everything I like I just like pretty stuff I just like cocaine

like cocaine cocaine's pretty I told you. I've told you. It's like snow. That's crazy. I told you my biggest fear already. So yeah,

I don't want a blonde air blue-eyed clowns. Yeah. I feel like clowns. That too. I really don't like that. What would a blonde-haired blue-eyed clown? Would that be terrifying? Oh,

that's crazy. That's how I see it. What do you mean? Like at night in your mirror. Like that terror. Well, there's more going on. What is that?

The terrifier clown? Yeah, the terrified art the clown or whatever the name is. Art has a beautiful blonde, curly hair. Yeah. Fucking pure. piercing blue eyes and he's fucking you relentlessly. Well, then at that,

if someone is fucking me already, it's too late. It's too late to stop them. They're fucking me already. They're fucking you. You can't do, you can't turn that into the, that has to be where it ends up,

not where it starts. Yeah. You can't like, oh, you're getting fucked by this bear. It's like, what? You get fucked by a bear.

It's, oh, fuck, this has soy in it. I'm gay now. Oh, it actually has the ingredients. My, my escrow. My ass It has to.

Well, first of all, it says May contain peanut and soy, which is like a weird thing to say. Yeah. What does it may contain? That's where it's manufactured. So like it just might, it might have traces of it.

Yeah. There's a lot of bad things in here. It says contain. Well, it sounds spooky. Contains a bioengineered food ingredient product of Mexico.

Oh my God. I'm dead. I'm fucking dead. I mean, way too many of these things. I'd rather die than be Mexican. Rather die from inflamed test. They'd be a Mexican.

That's crazy. Yeah. You sound like, you sound like the people who are very happy about the election results. I feel like I'm going to be for the election stuff.

I'm just going to be quiet. You're just going to morph? I'm just going to chronicle. I'm just going to chronicle stuff. Oh, yeah. I'm just going to chronicle. I'm going to start chronicling everything.

I do want everybody to keep like, look, keep a calendar of gas and grocery prices. Yeah. I want them to keep the same energy though. No, no, no. You can't, no, no complaining. I'm just going to chronicle.

Keep that energy. And if we're still making content. in four years. I'm like, hey guys, this episode of podcast. Like, hey guys. What episode of a podcast? Look at all this stuff. Every year.

We should. Look at all this. See, I'm going to worse this guy. Do what? And if it doesn't, I'll happily take my out. I'll happily take my out if things get better or not. I mean, ideally things do get better, like somehow. You know what I mean?

Something weird happens to where things like he stumbles into a successful economy. Again. And a successful like, well, yeah. And a wall. I mean, you know what I mean? I mean, like, it's in one of those ways to where somehow in two years, two, three years, it doesn't tank it actually significantly increases, but by chance, like, you know what I'm saying? The best thing that you could hope, really, is that, like, Trump isn't as crazy as the people around him.

You know what I mean? Like, because, honestly, I don't think he cares that much about, like, the things that everybody else around him cares about. Yeah, I don't think he necessarily has ambitions to the degree. You're 100%. Yeah, I think it's people around it. I think he's already co-toed some things. hate to get credit for it. I don't, I think he's obviously a glimpy of shit, but he's co-tailed

some things already. He's like, I'm not, well, yeah. What? I haven't seen that. We're talking, uh, the fed, the whole entire federal ban of abortion. The whole thing. He's like, I'm not, no. Like, it shouldn't be, it shouldn't be, it shouldn't be, it's be just be banned. Yeah. It should be state by state. Everyone else is fucking insane. They're like, no. I don't. I don't. Well, Trump is,

that's the thing about Trump, though. It was like he never believed any. That's what he has, he just wants to be, he wants to be, he wants to like him. Whatever. I don't know. Who can get him the most shit? That's why I was saying, Zelensky is sucking his nuts.

Because Zelensky understands that there's a possibility that maybe if I suck his nuts enough, maybe he won't have our sovereignty ended. Like maybe that's the only reason he's doing it, right? So maybe if he gives them a sweeter deal, like I'll give you 20% of our resources

and this or something that's going to fuck them but keep them sovereign. So, you know, you never know. We'll see. Never know. Anyway, what do we got here? Bateman Flo. Oh,

Bermin'emble Rodein. He says, Hey, Troopal of Gooners. Was recently actually homeless and finally moved into an apartment. Ooh, congrats. Congratulations.

You can't be here no more, though. First, somebody man of action wrote in under the, you got to stop watching the podcast or you're not homeless anymore. He goes, yeah, so moved into apartment.

First night spent on our new home, however, was entirely ruined. Oh, the first night spent in our new home, however, was entirely ruined by our, downstairs neighbors running around like a herd of elephants wearing tap shoes ever had neighbors who you just couldn't stand that's crazy fortunately not i haven't had like terrible neighbors really i forgot having neighbors in the way you have neighbors in the years the neighbors in new york suck

do they yeah new york buildings they fucking suck dude our building was awesome well because i also i was on the top floor so i'd have to worry about it our building was yeah when i would hang out with my friend who lived in the same building like two floors down it'd be horrible no that's weird They'd be walking on the walls on the side. It's like, what are you doing? Yeah. What's happening? Sometimes I hear shit.

Sometimes I do hear shit above me and I'm like, what the fuck could possibly be happening? Yeah. But I'm also like on the ground floor. So like I don't, I'm just completely like I don't think about anything that I do because I just don't think it's going. It's not affecting anybody. Yeah. So I don't know. I've never had any like bad.

Like the most annoying one was it when we lived in the olive branch apartment. Yeah. And it was like we would get noise complaints. sometimes even though we absolutely like none of us were home. And I was like, what? They just blamed us because we were like the youngest people I guess. Oh.

No, like we got in a noise playing. It's like no one was here. It's like, no one was here. I literally just gone home to an empty apartment and like somebody knocked on my door. I was like, we're getting noise in place. It's like you, motherfucker. What?

Yeah. What was my Alexa screaming at you? Like what is it was going on? Ah! Alexa scream. You were like to scream. Alexa scream. Awesome.

Yeah. The apartment I lived before last one with Joe, that apartment, the ceiling started coming in on itself a little bit. That's awesome. And I told him, it was like, it just happened. Ooh. That last... They said it just happens? Yeah.

Landlords are fucking evil, man. And then black sludge just came out of the bathroom one day. It just came out of the bathroom. He's out of the shitty apartment. I was horrible, man. It was honestly one of the worst apartments I've ever seen. I personally, it was really bad. I wish that guy, I'm at the worst.

He's a fucking terrible landlord. Yeah, that sucks, man. Considering how well you were doing at that time, it made no sense that you were in that apartment. I had to get an apartment quickly. Yeah, you just took like the first one. It's kind of like the Glendell one that we got, I guess. Yeah, that's where, like, my apartment has some issues.

It was that same thing. Just wanted to get something. It's fine. I've settled, but we're also, we're looking into our options of, like, where to, like, upgrade. Yeah. It's important to just have, like, a base of operations. Live on the, the, sorry. The side I live on is the better side of like this apartment's the problem.

You have to find an apartment available there because no one leaves that side. They're like, oh, just live in this apartment until I die. Yeah. Yeah. So he's getting, can't get rent fucked over it. Yeah. Is there rent control in California? I don't remember if it still is.

I think they voted against it. Oh, they did. I remember. Yeah, they also voted to end slavery in prison. Yeah. Yeah. But slavery is kind of cool, though, to be honest with you. So the thing that annoys me is that like, the people, that's, it's, it's such.

stupid. You can read. They're misled. They can't. No, they can't. I was reflecting on this for a while because I've said the first thing I tweeted out was about because I used the term a lot, impossibly stupid, which technically doesn't make sense. But people understand when I say that, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. When I say impossibly stupid, well, it is possible. But you mean that it shouldn't be possible to be this stupid. It's almost unbelievably stupid. It is, it shouldn't be possible. And it's akin to, and I was thinking about it, Patrick Starr. Yeah. Like when you think about Patrick Star and the shit that he does,

I was thinking specifically about Man Ray trying to convince him, this is his wallet. And I was like, that's the average voter. It is. It's that level. And it made, it gave me a little bit of solace.

But then it also, it kind of, I rubber band right back into, but Patrick Star shouldn't exist in the real world. He's fine in that setting. Right. It makes total sense for him to exist in that wacky universe. But people are actually that stupid.

You know, like, oh, you ate your own chocolate and now you're accusing other people of eating your shit. now I'm going to start. I saw that shit. I was just like, I literally, like, I went through the articles. I was like, oh, obviously, we're going to get rid of this, right? I was like, oh, this is a, this is a, should be in a thing.

And then I like, people, people are voting. All of the, all the billionaires went up on stage when they won. Yeah. I want to thank all these other young, rich hundred millionaires for helping this billionaire win. I want to thank this other billionaire for helping. I want to change Joe Rogan, I think now it possibly might be a billionaire now. The amount of money that he makes and other deals in a company that he sold is like his drug company that use the pills that do nothing.

So I think with all of that in the Spotify money, I think he might be in the billion column now. So another billionaire helping a billionaire win. And like what do you, it wasn't that long ago when we're all the 1% is the problem, Occupy Wall Street. Well, you know what's crazy is that like they're like, I've seen a lot of, I've seen a lot of people being like, the establishment are shaking

in their boots. That's what I mean. Are you crazy? Dude, 2011, that wasn't that long ago. When people were dialed in to be like, Wall Street's the fucking problem. These pieces of shit that are fucking just raking our money and making things worse for us.

And then they all forgot. Yeah. It wasn't that long ago. People have short-term memory, man. It's crazy. Just like Patrick Star, bro. It is, Star level stuff.

And they acquired the entire young group. Where we're from? There's already people. There's already people like getting their bonuses cut because of the tariffs. So it's like, all right, cool. I told you. I tried to tell you. But like, God bless.

At least three examples of that. Yeah. Of the same story. Oh, we have to. We have to, I'm sorry, we're going to have to hoard resources because we don't know if these tariffs are going to kick in or not. Yeah. And so we're going to use your bonus money because they always do that.

It was like, when I work for a company, they're like, if there's too many injuries on the job you guys are getting bonuses and I was like oh thanks cool yeah yeah so like I mean look people are gonna find out real quick and uh you gotta pay

you gotta pay $1,000 for PS5 and I have mine and I'm like oh man that's crazy dude you can't get the Nintendo console that's crazy you can't fit your daughter that's wild I'm gonna throw away food in front of your daughter video games are probably like the only industry that's probably going to be immune to that stuff because like we just straight we don't make those like we just don't

Make the pay that. Yeah, but I think at that point there's like, oh, there's literally no option. What the fuck? I just think like, he says a lot of shit, right? But like there's, you would have to hope that at least you'd be like, oh, well, we can't do that. You know what I mean? You would hope that like, just like most presidents, he says a bunch of pie in the sky bullshit. And then like, reality sets in.

And they're just like, oh, we can't put a tariff on fucking video game consoles. We don't make video game consoles. We can't do that. Well, it might cause a Xbox. to be, do well, just by default. That might be interesting, yeah, because you could just get like a game pass on PC or something. Yeah. So that would be, it would be interesting.

That would be funny. If he just completely fucks PlayStation now? That would be hilarious. That would, that is a world. It's funny that we live in a reality that there is a small chance of that. It's not even like, say, if we were talking about this just a little while ago, we'd be like, well, no, of course not. Right.

Yeah. We wouldn't even entertain it. It's been to be a movie, bro. A bad one. Well, I'm, I'm, I'm, ready for it. Condolences to people who voted against this and lost their bonuses. Not so much the people who did.

Because, like, I mean, you'd ask for this. If you who did, I want to find you and laugh in your face. It does feel like a joker kind of thing where it's like, you get what you're fucking like, I don't want to tell you. Like, we tried to tell you. I tried to tell you. Yeah. Tried to tell you.

Oh, well. I'm getting my bonuses here, though. I can't wait to see the. I can't wait to see the TikToks, brother. There's going to be these TikToks of these fucking like, oh. The thing's, I just got fired from my job because they can't afford to have me no more. Now I have to go fuck my truck. These immigrants that we hated so much literally have all of our jobs now.

What's going on here? Yeah, I love the idea that like, I don't know, man, like companies aren't, companies don't want illegal immigrants to go because they get away of paying them less. So much less. The amount of duping going out is crazy. It really is Patrick Star Level stuff It is. Like, hey, illegal immigrants

Get no tax benefits But they still pay taxes They'll get jobs There's people that shouldn't be People that say even have like green cards A lot of them will not get the benefits That citizens will get But still pay taxes

And they're like throw them all out And I'm like, okay, all right Yeah I'm like okay Okay, cool Thanks Patrick Thanks Patrick. I'm gonna see you start calling

The Patrick You really should That'll be like the slur Patrick is innocent That's why these guys are fucking No Patrick Patrick is a damn fool Also Patrick's an asshole Yeah

Some is Spongebob too actually I mean they're all pieces of shit They're all in their own way for sure Except for squid words Squidward is Squidward is depressed Yeah And he is an asshole sometimes

And he's like the least But he's like He also often asked to not be bothered He's also like if you can If you could pull back A lot of times and look he's like hey can you leave me alone Remember though when he went to that one

Village where it was all Squidward That's true And then all of a sudden he realized He's like oh wait no I do like being harassed And I was like all right you're cooked He's a fucking He started acting childish and stuff And everyone was tripping out

I'm like why are you doing you bitch Get the fuck out of here Right Leave my country Because of you We're gonna put tariffs on canned bread Can Bread Canned bread

Bro, I love canned bread I like iconic fucking line Would it be wet? I feel like no I've seen canned bread It'd be soaking wet It would be sopping so get it's real It'd be so moldy and fucked It'd be crazy

There is canned bread though Well it looks like But it's the consistency of like Pudding I guess It's like It's like uh Well

Like rice pudding Right Like something It's like almost like a muffin Like but like denser You know Yeah Let me get my canned bread out the can't

Can come. Can come. Imagine you're going to make, you're going to make something a nice little treat, right? You're like, oh, my, I'm so happy. You're a condensed milk. Uh-huh. This is just come.

Who came in a condensed? Hold on. Hold on. Let's let's let's, there's a question here. About cum? Yes. Oh.

No, that I think is important. Oh. Dan the man with the pants wrote it. He says, not a question, but an idea. Why don't you guys do a paper? I'm an exclusive Big Bang Theory watch along. Oh, man. I didn't get away with it if it's only on Patreon.

Oh, yeah, that's true. I can't even imagine. Like, we'll put it on the screen here. I think that'd be funny. I can't imagine wanting to do this is the issue. Like, I don't know if I could really watch that yet, because I really don't like it. I don't watch it. Because I think if we watched, if it was one of us watching it to be suffering, if we

watched it together, I think it would just be insanely, very funny content. I keep, we keep going back to it, though, but the. The piss. It'd be funny as fuck. It would be that. I think that is like... I do think it would be fun. That is free content and free money to be made from content, literally.

I do think there is... I do feel like we could do a lot with like... I've always wanted to do like a mystery science theater type thing. Yeah. Because like when we're all like watching a movie and just fucking joking around, it's like it's fun. Like it and it's, I think it's good. Totally. And I think I'm sure most people feel that way.

most people probably are right, but we have the facility to actually make something out of it, you know? So why not? I have thought about that before, like the Mystery Science Theater of 3,000, like, kind of like the, you know,

commentary and then just, like, editing down the highlights and this, I've seen it work for a lot of people, like pretty much it does it with the movies. We stream it during our Patreon, and then we just upload the clips wherever you're on. Well, I don't think we even need to stream. We just do it and then,

I would, even I would edit that stuff down. I would love to edit that. I love editing that kind of stuff. Whenever you guys are going to do that. I think the real issue with that is like figuring out a, yeah, because like I guess I'd have to get like a TV in here or something. I think, all we need is maybe just, I think it would be easy to just from your, from your PC, the only thing is just going to need cables. So interface that has multiple channels or really two channels and then we just get splitters. Yeah.

Yeah. And then you just run it to there and audio is captured through here and we just hear from there. yeah probably yeah that we could have to find like I think the issue with me is like the big man here

he's not a good first thing to do that with I like I think I think it needs to be a movie and I think it needs to be something it needs to be something fucking unfunny enough for us to laugh at

but something we don't know about you think you're underestimating how powerful how bad that show is it's just yeah I guess maybe I think you're underestimating how like I don't know

I think we should definitely do that though we should do this stuff. I think it's a good idea. We should at least, at the very least, try to do it once and see how it goes. Yeah, at the very least. Because I love that stuff. I love watching that stuff. It's like some of my favorite stuff to watch.

Pretty much it is like the main YouTube channel that I watch now. They don't post that often. But when they have like a commentary, like when they have like a highlight reel of like their movie commentaries, it's fun as fuck. Yeah. Because they're just riffing the whole time and it's great. This is actually funny enough when we started doing extra. ammo, this was the original idea

of something that I wanted to do. Yeah. And then it's just like, but we, you know, it became more. It just, yeah, it was just like. Extensions to the podcast. Yeah. I think, yeah, we'll figure out

something like that, I think. Because that's definitely something that I want to do. Maybe not with Big Bank theory. Because I don't know, man. That's a lot of commitment. There's just one episode. In like 20 minutes. No, yeah, not the whole episode.

We're not watching. I'm not watching all of the video. No, but that's the thing. It's like, I, I guess the thing is like you want a movie. You want a feature length thing So that way you can edit down the highlights Into something that is like something like 10 minutes So what do you think would be a good thing to start?

Well, that's not really a thing for right now But like I feel like a good idea It would be like I guess Because it's something we've never seen That's the thing That would make it more funny It could be yeah Because we'd watch it the first time

We're just I've never seen anything Because we've literally done it This is like this is like what we did literally I still haven't seen Forrest Gump still I've seen a movie too many times But I'd watch it again I bet you would I just like that movie, so I don't want to do something

or I'm just like, oh, I really like, I just want to watch this movie. Watch like Toy So, what was that, Small Soldiers? I've seen a movie too. Oh, yeah. I haven't seen that movie in a long time. I've seen that forever. Yeah.

See, I want to watch that. I'm ridiculous. I want to watch something with Jackie Chan in it. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. I'll do it. It has to only be on Patreon, no, but I'll do it. I'll do it.

We cannot. We cannot. All right. Yeah, yeah. We'd have to watch it with Mick. It's like a buffer. It's like, it's okay now. That's crazy.

That's way worse. I brought my Asian friend here. I brought my Asian friend here. So we could be very racist. We have the racist past. He's Taiwanese, so it's going to be like him. He's hating on it to even more. So he can't even bring him.

That's worse. I'll go. That is not a country. Oh. I asked the Rock for his autograph. I told him my name is Derek. It cuts off. I assume he's going to say your name.

Oh, and then he killed him. Yeah. But he says, sup penis dick and cock. On episode 267, all of you mention that you'll never let your children listen to this podcast.

I think that's a good decision. For example, one of the Hodge twins has a daughter that has a YouTube channel. She does reaction content. Her fans recommended her dad's old clips, and there was one video that had her dad said,

I was so depressed that I would stroke my mushroom tip to fuck magazines late at night. I would bust all over myself and I was so depressed that I wouldn't even clean the comb off my chest I would just go to bed like that Which is an amazing thing to say by the way

That is hilarious And the look of terror and disgust Had me dying of laughter for minutes And hopefully it reinforces your decision on this topic Oh yeah I gotta see I gotta find that video Oh the second I have a kid This we're deleting this whole show

We're gonna restart We're gonna restart Start take episode one Hey guys Yeah that is Yeah, perfect. That's the solution. That's still reasonable.

Yeah, yeah, obviously. It's like, welcome to Star Tank episode one. Who are you guys? Who are you? Oh, my name is Dericus. Oh, good to meet you. My name is Kinstigiest. What should we talk about?

Should we talk about the economy? I don't talk about the economy. I don't talk about the... Economy and my wonderful daughter and wife. My wonderful daughter and wife. GDP. An idea of that hearing... Yes, see, like that.

That does concern me something. But it's also like, I don't know, man, get over it. The fact that, like, the Hodge twins let me down so much. I used to be a big kind of them once in a fun of the time. I like them. Yeah. Before, I saw them live at the fucking brain improv.

It was before they were apolitical. Before they were political, you mean? When they were apolitical. Right, right. Yeah. Yeah, I just, I saw them. I fucking, they were just as raunching and obnoxious and funny. So it's all's like, oh, I like their style of comedy

because they don't have to, they're not doing like, they, whenever they try to do a bit, it wasn't as funny when they were just kind of ranting. Yeah. Because that's what I was like, I like these guys, they just say stupid stuff. And then they realized, and I might have talked about this on the podcast before,

but I think partially I might be a little bit responsible for their trajectory. Because they saw like that, like I befriended them and their manager. And we would talk, they asked me questions about like my political content. They were just kind of inquisitive like, uh-huh. But it wasn't me. specifically that made them make that type of content. But I remember I was talking to Stephen Crowder's,

I don't know who, it might have been his dad. Somebody reached out to me twice. Oh, like his dad, his dad manager. I got reached out to twice and he's like, it's me, whatever his name was. I still might have the, Poppy Crowder. It's me Poppy Crowder. Big Daddy Crowder. And he was like, um, hey, could you fly down to Texas and do a bit? And I was like, no. I was like, are you going to pay for it? What the fuck? I was talking about. I mean, they probably would have, but I was like, I had a conversation with Crowder one time. Yeah, yeah. One time, you want to talk about something specifically?

This was still when, this was before all of them just completely lost their minds. Stephen Crowder was kind of always in that. But like, I didn't know him enough to where the biggest thing that I saw of him, there was some shitheads heckling. And then he just ranted. And I was like, oh, that seemed like a reasonable response to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I didn't know his, when I started seeing his politics, for example, he made a video as a dog. He's pretending to be like a lab or something.

And he's like giving a news media. And he's convincing people that the AIDS epidemic was real. What the fuck was that? I was like, I was like this guy. Like I didn't know how insane he was because I don't. Yeah, yeah. Unfortunately, I didn't watch. I didn't hate him really.

Like I just kind of felt like you're definitely rightly. And I think you have the potential to be crazy. I'm not super sure yet. That was just my fault for not digging. Yeah, I remember I went to his house and I think he invited us over to his house. He was having like some, you know, beat my wife. party. And it was like a whole thing and he had a bunch of people just like a wife was in a room.

Pinyatting her. Yeah, just people with sticks and various items. That's pretty cool, man. I didn't go then. You didn't go. He invited you to me to even go? Yeah, I mean, I went there and then I went there and I walked in and I saw that it was all just like, I don't know, the food was just really not good. So I just, I bounced.

I only really went for the food. I flew all the way over there for the food. You flew. I figured he was going to be a Texas barbecue or something, right? It was just like pigs in a blanket and shit and like lays potato chips. And lays, he said it like the lays potato chip. But yeah, Crowder and his dad, big daddy Crowder or whatever. He was there too.

He was definitely there. You went with me to that. You said, I saw you take a swing in him. I hit the wife once. It's like, why? It's part of the party. It's disrespectful. It's a part of it.

It is rude. I didn't, I didn't hit it with my hands. I don't want to feel like I don't want to understand it's a human I'm hitting. What did you use? I used the fucking spiked bat. What do you mean? A, that's such a fucking acceleration. I like Smokie.

Did you smoke you ever tell you this? She killed a scorpion with a samurai sword? Why? Because that was the closest thing. She tried a sandal first and it didn't work. So she went from sandal to samurai sword. That's what you just did. You went from your fist to a spiked bat.

Did she kill a scorpion at? I don't know, probably in Costa Rica where there's fucking all sorts of bullshit. There are scorpions. There are scorpions. Yeah. That's not a climate for a scorpion. It's a jungle. It's one of those freshwater scorpions.

Scorpions are desert creatures. Right. I mean, no, there's some in jungles too. There are jungles who are. No, I swear. But it beats me. I don't know. Last I've only seen a scorpion in the desert.

Yeah, here. That's probably, there's probably like in the Middle East and stuff. There's like scorpions everywhere, you know? Scorbs in the middle. I guess scorpion king, I guess. No, there's scorpion. I mean, beats me. Look, man.

Yeah, giant Asian forest scorpion. So there's like different species that's surrounding. That's why I said, like, it beats me. I didn't. I've always just, the only time I've ever seen scorpons is that, like, when I moved to Arizona and that's when I figured that's when I found out that scorpions were fast and it terrified me. Dude they're scary

fast. That's terrified because I'm not slow at all. Because they're so big that you would imagine like oh they're big it might be because like there are certain spiders that are big example. Yeah well I was just saying there are spiders that are big and then you see the move even when they're running it's like oh I can track that.

That's moving with as if it has the mass that I expected to. But like scorpions it would be like if you saw a cat teleport in front of you. You know, it'll be just like, how are you doing? You're so big. You don't need this.

You don't even need, like, scorpions are so apex. It's ridiculous. Yeah. Oh, you got pincers. You got fucking a stinger with stuff. You're already really powerful. You're fast, too. Like, you have every exact.

Like, you should, if humans die, like, Asteroids, something happens. I think scorpions take over next. The, I think, I think the, of the apes are going to die off to but then scorpions. Like human scorpions. Oh. Like they evolved to where they're like...

They evolved. Man, there's mad Latin American scorpions. Yeah. So I can look at a ton. Look, that's kind of like... That was me being completely ignorant. I had no idea.

It's kind of like, snakes to me where like when I was a kid, I always associated snakes with like the desert. Like I was just like, oh, snakes in the desert. You know what I mean? They live everywhere that's not cold, literally. But then I remember going outside in like New York and they're like,

oh, there's a fucking snake. I was like, what the fuck does a snake here? Snakes are literally everywhere that there isn't cold. I did. That is true. Like, if lizards are all over Costa Rica, why wouldn't fucking scorpions,

I guess? Because it's very warm climate, I guess. Yeah. Anyway. I think, what is something, what is an animal

that's only in one place? Oh, yeah. I don't know. Oh, yeah. What is the animal? I don't know.

There's no. Probably a fucking, well, no, penguins. No, because there's tropical penguins, too.

Yeah. Oh. I've never seen one. It's like the ones in Surf's up. Like the African ones, literally. There's like, There's like African penguins.

You never seen any surfs up? Oh, no. That movie's actually pretty good. The movie's actually pretty good. Surveh. I'll just aside. I know it is actually pretty solid. It's not like a, is it a, is, like, a shark tail kind of movie.

Yeah. But like, it's, uh, Shia Labuff is like an emperor penguin. It's shot like a documentary, which is awesome. It's such a weird idea. I don't really remember it that well, though. I should watch it. Are there, are there? I remember playing the video game for service.

There's an animal. Really? Yeah. That was back when there was a lot of like video game, like video game movie demos on 360. And I remember, like, what's this? I played that and B movie the game. Was that real? Yeah.

It's not good. It wasn't as bad as it should be by any means. It's like reasonably entertaining for what it's supposed to be. But it's definitely... I'm a B. I'm a B. My health is low. Use an S this flash.

He's an S this. That's... Oh, man. Are horses not from America? They're not from America. Horses are from Japan. They're from Europe, right? No, they're from Asia.

Actually? Seriously? Yeah, they're from Asia. So what happened was they originated from Asia. They bought them over. They actually, I think they may have migrated themselves. I knew this. I swear, I'm talking about maybe a year or two ago.

I looked this up extensively and now I'm a little confused. It's an Asian horse. Are there still wild horses in America? I heard that this still true, but it's not many of them anymore. So apparently, I think what it was is what might have happened was there was horses at first. They died off because of, you know, extinction. And then they got brought over from Asia. Yeah.

And then they all died again. And then they had to be reinvented. They invented the horse. They revived them. Like, the ones that, like, they might have gotten from Asia at first died off and then the Europeans brought them. I think that's what happened. It's a horse. I think what this, I think so.

I think they were originally. from Asia, they migrated over, like, say basically, you know how long time ago. Lands were kind of connected, like Russia and Alaska and stuff like that. They came over through that way, through Asia. I think they went extinct, and then they got reintroduced by Europeans. Okay. Yeah, by Spanish, I think the Spanish. It's a horse.

If that's wrong. It's a horse. I got to do a roll. Perry and repose. Gotrick the grafted. He's here. I want to see a B-movie Dark Souls game. One thousand percent.

One B-movie Sekiro. Let's do it. That sounds like a nightmare. It sounds like a fucking million-dollar idea. Is this Shilabov? What? Who is this? I don't remember.

No, he's the real penguin. Oh, he's the, yeah, that's Shiloh. To me, I was like, this kind of actually looks like him, so. Oh, the chicken? Yeah. The chicken's awesome, man. He's the best character in a movie. He's a stone or any.

Yeah, obviously. He's a blicker. But it's fun. Like, that movie's, I feel like I remember that movie being a lot of fun. Yeah. Because it's shot like an actual documentary. Like, it's like the camera crew. And like, it's like, oh, interesting.

It's really strange. There is an animal. And they're not even freaking out that like they're surfing and shit. I, I don't know. No, I haven't seen that movie since it came out in like 2006 or something. So I have no real memory. There's one species of animal that's only in one place and I'm trying to remember which one it is and is making me lose my mind. You.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well. Humans and Europe You're stupid idiot Only real humans are from Europe Well there's some people that actually believe that

Yeah I was watching I didn't know the context of this It was an Asian guy sitting to dinner Baldur dude He looked kind of short And he's sitting with this taller white guy in a suit And they're discussing like why did you vote For like Trump and all this stuff

And he's just so I was like Is this like jango and chained? It was so weird because he's just like Well You know The white the HOT, demographic. It would be, he basically was saying that, like,

it's going to help white people survive and not be replaced voting for Trump. And then he was talking about, like, but we need to be here. We helped build stuff. And he's like, we would have done it without you. It was great. I was like, I don't know the contents.

I don't know who this was. That's crazy. I was like, what the fuck is this? Why is he so casually fancy, like, fancy and racist? Fancy and racist. He's trying to appear better than an Asian fellow that in front of it. What?

Probably. Yeah. It reminded me of a lot. Leo when he's like explaining the fucking the two divvits in the back of the head. Yeah like that bullshit. I was like what the fuck's happening? People like that I just want to I just want them to be trapped

in nightmares like just they cannot like they are stuck like they are stuck like it's like fucking Necrone comes up and it's like turns everything bad for them only like they're in their it's basically like Pulp Fiction for them when Zed is like fucking them. Yes but like it's

it's actually fuck what's his name? Vin Reims his character. It's like basically Vin-Rames as fucking the white guy. And that's that's the nightmare for them. Just like getting fucked and then their wife is getting fucked.

Their, um, their mistress boyfriend's getting fucked. I don't know what you would call that. What do you call mistress when it's like a guy? I think it's just a mister. A mister? Yeah, it's mistress and mister. He's right.

Curious. I mean, I, that can't be right. It can't be, but also like it... Why would it not be? Because miss. Because Mr. There's Mr. and Mrs.

Yeah, but and then there's mistress and mister. There's mistress and mistre. Yeah, you see what I'm saying? Mestrel, mistral, mistral, mistral. Mestrel? Mestrel. Mastrel is a pappy. Dragon Age, but the canary, I'll talk like Stallone Road in.

He says, hey, gay tank. That's amazing. Yeah. I finally tried out Alan Wake in Control last month, and those were great. Thing is, I remember when they initially came out And I didn't get them because I thought they That they looked stupid and gay That's what he says

What he wrote So a question is What is something show, game, etc? That looked dumb and gay to you at first But then years later you found out that you actually love it Something that I came Oh so something that I didn't like I guess technically call it

I mean the new call duty is really good And I really do love it And I don't Even when I played Mono Warfare 2 and stuff. Like, I didn't really care with it. I don't know who fucking soap McTavish is. I don't know who these people are.

I don't know. I don't get it. I don't know. So some people say it's just mistress is kind of neutral. He's still on this. I see. What is it? Some people say, our mistress is kind of neutral.

But another one that people say is what. Paramore, actually. Oh, Paramore? Well, that is what that means, I guess. Interesting. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I guess, yeah.

I guess that's, that actually is the neutral. Mistress. Yeah, no. Paramore is the neutral one. Yeah. Yeah. That would be. Marmore just means like...

Someone said manstress. Manstress is good. Manstress is fire. I like that. Manstress is good, yeah. Yeah. So the racist person's manstress. Yeah.

Getting inflected up by Marcellus Wallace. There we go. Getting his back blown. Have you seen Pulviction? You have, right? No. You're lying. You're lying.

I'm not sure. He's a film student. Of course he's off of a book of course. No, but he's so many things he hasn't seen. There's no way. He never saw Shawshank. Yeah, but that's because of the fact that, you know, it takes like insight to see that movie.

It takes insights to it. You have to hear somebody like, oh, this movie's really good. You'd be like, oh, cool, moves really good. But like every film fucking, every film fuck that thinks they have. If you haven't, you would have been executed by you, I guess. I think for me, it's like, if I hear a movie's good, then it means there's no rush to see it. If that makes sense, I don't know. If I hear a movie is, like, controversial or it might be bad, I kind of want to see it because I don't know how well.

You like being upset. Well, no, I just. You might be in a state of like, I don't like this. Oh, the world sucks. No, I think for me because, like, I just eat the bottom of my own jaw. It's like chewing through your own feet. It's true. stop.

That's insane. This is the kind of thing that makes me wish I could animate, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because like every so often something comes up like this

that I wish I could draw and like make real. Like the horse scraping a face off of somebody's skull like an Oreo cream. Yeah, no, no, no. But, no, I mean, the way I think about it,

honestly, is like, I saw a fight club recently for the first time. Like, in the last, like, three months or something. Right. Right. And I was like,

oh, that was great. but like fight club is one of those movies that like everybody thinks it's so good that like there'll never be no way to see it but like troll two or something which is terrible like i don't know if that's even gonna like people don't care about this thing enough to preserve this like i want to see it well i can't Such a bad movie. I'll get around to seeing these things. I know it. Life is so fucking long. I'm sure at some point I'll sit down and see Forrest Gump and all this stuff.

I have seen Pulpiction, by the way. Like, I, yeah. Trull 2 is when he gets on the table and he pees on the food, right so you don't eat it? No, that's Miss Defire 2. No, it's not. So, uh, and they're in Nil bog. You see Miss Doubtfire 2?

Yeah, Miss Debtfire too. The doubt, the doubt, the doubtning? The doubting. The doubting. It's when the real Mrs. That fire comes to town and accuses, Robin Williams of stealing her identity. Oh, my God.

But it's still him. It's still him. He's still playing. You've stolen my identity. How dare you? I shall blunder bust thy face. Yeah. And suddenly becomes fucking Shakespeare

with the, what is it, the modern Shakespeare? Oh, Decapprio? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Who directed that? I forgot. It was a Titanic guy, I'm pretty sure.

All right. Action, motherfucker. It was not James Cameron. I think it was Cameron. James Cameron did not make that movie. I think it was Cameron. Actually, mean that's serious. Are you serious?

It was, it was, it's, I remember it's a notable director. Hey, Siri. Who directed the Great Gapsby? I think it was the same person. I think it was the same person because that's where they put Leo in that movie. I think it is James Cameron, actually. Leo, Leo, Romeo, and Juliet. 1996.

I hated that movie. Baz Luhrman. Okay, that makes sense. That's Moulon Rouge. And, uh, yeah. I watched it with Lily for this. James Cameron. Psycho.

The idea of that is so crazy. He went for, he went. He was it Terminator? Yeah, he's the Terminator. Terminator 2. Titanic, Romeo and Juliet. And then fucking Avatar. I saw that movie with Lily recently.

Insane. This, um, this, uh, Valentine's Day. You saw it? Yeah. Why? It was like a Valentine's Day event in like LA. She was like, let's go see this movie

and I was like yeah, whatever I've seen in a long time. I don't remember hating it too much. That's funny that that's a movie you'd want to see on Valentine's Day. The Titanic? I mean, I actually,

I think that's more romantic than Romeo Julia is a romantic movie technically. It's not at all. I mean, it's a movie about romance, I guess. It's a romance, but it's tragic.

It's a romance about a fucking part of, even though it was fine back then. A fucking 20 year old trying to fuck a 14 year old. Yeah. We can't be together. Let's die.

It's a romantic It's a romantic movie In the same way That District 9 is a romantic movie I don't get this That's crazy That's crazy It's a romantic tragedy

Trying to fuck those bugs Yeah he's just like I'm fucking What those bugs That's it's all he's His human DNA And his alien DNA And his alien DNA are trying to like

Be together But like His body won't let it And at the end It finally succumbs Socums Everybody's awesome by that I love that

I like that one That's Peter Jackson I like his work Is it? Yeah Well he produced it probably because I know that that was Neil Blumkamp directed it. That he was the guy...

He produced it? Yeah, he probably did, yeah. Because I remember that was like supposed to be the Halo movie and then it got fucked up and that's why there's like assault rifles in it. Oh. They still use like a lot of the props and stuff. I think that movie's really insane

because it implies that they can infect us with their DNA and we become them. That's like a really... That's a thing that's hot. Like, I don't think they understood what they had in that moment. It's amazing. Like, because that's like a really big,

fucking not okay moment. What I love about that movie is that like it isn't a series. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, it was just like, here it is, we're gone. Yeah. It's just like, ooh, so good.

We'll see a sequel eventually. It'll happen eventually. I should watch that. I think I might watch that today, actually. I haven't seen it so long. Go watch something you haven't seen. I'm not in the mood to do that. Not a mood to explore.

I don't know what I would see. Like, what would be like a, like, I don't want to, today's on a forest dump day. Gamer. Gamer. Yes. Is that, with a, with a, with, um. Is that Gerard Butler? With, uh, with the King Leonidas.

You know what's weird? I really like, I really like, I really like Gerard Butler. He's not just King Leonidas always. King Leonidas is in Gamer. Yeah. And every King Leonidas is in Rain of Fire. So go watch Rain of Fire.

Oh no. Go watch Rain of Fire, actually. What's Rain of Fire? What is it? With, what's his name of Patrick Bateman? Oh, Christian Bell. Yeah, but what's his name in that movie? Is that right or did I get it wrong?

In the movie that I never saw? No, no, no. Because I said Patrick Bateman. Oh, in that movie. Is that, but is that the right name? Is it even Patrick? Are my fucking that out? It's Patrick Bateman literally.

I want, okay, because I want to. It's Theodore Bateman. Theodore Bateman. So, American's like, so it has Patrick Maimant and King Leonidas. And, and, um, and I don't know the guy's name in, uh, Arad, Arad, Arad. I don't know his name. Matthew McConaughey. I don't know his name.

Owen Wilson or Matthew McGonohanah. McConaughey is the one R. Oh, yeah, yeah. You guys are fucking on my mind. Just say that you're saying, I'm thinking of the characters and it's really. upsetting me because I'm thinking of names that I don't know and I'm like I know his real name though but that is his not his real name. Interesting enough, I can't think of a single character's name that Matthew McConaughey played. I can't think I know I saw him in Interstellar. Yeah, he was the dad.

What's his name? Dad. Mr. Stellar. Something is Mr. Stellar. Yeah, Mr. Stellar. This is Michael Stellar. Michael Stellar. His name is interstellar. His name is in. His name is in. His name His I-N. Terf's down. His name is Derek Tective. Derrick. Mr. Detective.

One of the movies was he in. So his name was, was his name, dazed and confused? Was that the right movie? Days to get a good news? I think so. Is that the one where he's like

trying to fuck high school or something? I don't know. That's a lot of movies. I love how they keep getting all but they stay the same age. Yeah. And that's why he's just like, I feel like,

there were so many, like, dumb, like perverts that never figured that out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then that was, they were like, they was like their Eureka. They were like, oh, they, they, if I move around a high school and then jail. It is crazy. I love the idea. It's like some, some, some deviant is like, I never thought of that.

People like that. Yeah, I can just go to the skulls. I'm sure. That's what happened. People like that deserve, you know, he's like, this is for Gohan and Trumps and blows away 18. Yeah. They deserve that moment. Dude, he killed her so abruptly.

It was crazy. If he sets that Android free, it'll be the end of all of us. No! That dude, Trunks has iconic line reads in that show. Oh, yeah, because he's so upset because Trunks is the only person that can take himself out of the situation and be like, yo, it gets way worse. Stop. And that's future trunks. Stop.

I like that. That's future trunks. He was raised by Balma. That's why. He hasn't had the ignorance of a sane rubbed off on him. Yeah. Yeah. He's like, yo, stop.

Seriously, this is a problem. Yeah. When he showed up, the no nonsense was great. Yeah. He just fucked everybody up. Like, I'm not even gonna. When he made for the cell, he made fun of a cell. He made fun to sell them.

He killed him? He literally insulted him a bunch and murdered him immediately. He put... Yeah. In the future. Remember when he goes to the time machine? He's like, Mom, actually, we're going to take the time machine and sells fucking fruity ass those up.

And he's like, I'm getting absorbed. And he's like, I know you're there, nigga. Like, come out. And you think. Wait, what? I'm black. There's people that, they do this with The Simpsons,

and I disagree with them. They say season eight, there was a moment. Yeah. Yeah. So, oh, Mr. Skinner is not actually Skinner. He's supposed to be Armin's Seroot, whatever. And that was when like, oh, this is, this is, this is it. Dude, the decline.

In that finale episode, that fake series finale they did on the most recent season. Oh, right. They had a principal Skinner, like, go out. Like, the whole idea is that everybody was getting their own stupid spinoff. Right. Until, like, Mr. Skinner was going to go, like, be a, fucking principal in San Diego or some shit. And he leaves.

And you see him leaving and then the real Mr. Skinner comes back. He goes into the house. What was that joke exactly that Mr. Skinner got replaced by somebody? The idea was that he took the identity of the real Seymour Skinner. They were in like the Vietnam War or something. But it wasn't a joke. He didn't have the heart to tell his mom that he wasn't Skinner when he came home. And then he just impersonated him and then became a teacher because that was the real

Skinner's dream. And then the real Seymour Skinner came back. And then it turns out that guy sucks so badly that the town tied him to a fucking train and shipped him out of Springfield and then brought back the fake Seymour Skinner. We want you back. His own mother was like, I want the fake Seymour back. And some people argue this was the death of the Simpsons when it started to decline. I disagree. I think there's still many more seasons that are better. But I was going to make the point that a lot of people say the same thing. when time travel is introduced into Dragon Ball Z. No.

There's people that say the same thing. Dragon Ball's Time Travel was fine. It is ridiculous. It should be ridiculous. That's why I feel about the Simpsons where I was like, I still, I remember they're being, there are some of the Simpsons' best moments on these clip channels that are far past season eight. Oh yeah.

So I'm like, guys, come on. Yeah, I think, I think that people misunderstand that for Dragon Ball because I think Dragon Ball, I think the addition of Trunks as a character in Dragon Ball was awesome. Can I be honest? I think it's, um, be respectful. I think it's people who No, they're neurodivergent

I think they can't Like this like this is too Nonsensical Like Cinnac's kind of Yeah, you can't enjoy anything Yeah Because you're picking apart every single Yeah

Sinicin's really ruined a lot That's true Yeah Just like Actually I'm following that guy I forget is they bird something Birdman

I think it's birdman With a 3 instead of like an E or Yeah Or, wait, that wouldn't make sense. Is he the Birdman? I don't know. Something like that. It doesn't matter.

But he, he, because of that, the cynicism of cinema sins, he's like, I'm going to lampoon cinema sins and that's his thing now. And he's a lot of, he gained a lot of subscribers for doing that. A lot of people, a lot of like, a lot of like overblown critiques of like things that are just supposed to be. I think because I, I don't know. I think, and I was afflicted by it before I was like, this is supposed to be fun. Yeah.

For the sake of it being fun. You don't have to tear into it every single thing. You don't have to over-analyze everything you experience. Right. There are things that are dumb, and if it fucks up with the, it fucks with the present that's been sent, then you get like, all right, this is a problem. But a lot of people just criticize everything.

And I'm like, I want to see what you. You have to make something. I fell into that. I want to see you make something so I can see if you're able to keep a concise profile the whole time because everybody, everybody criticizes everything. And I'm like, look, this. Yeah. It's also worth being criticized.

For a lot of people, right? Of course, yeah. Yeah. I actually, I fell into that with, with Fallout, the series. I came into it with the wrong mentality. So I started seeing, I couldn't, I kept focusing on these contrived moments.

And I was like, what the fuck is this? And then you realize, all this is about a video game. And I was like, this is like, dumb bullshit. What am I doing?

And then I enjoyed the series. I was like, actually this was really fun. I really, especially the latter half of the series, I started enjoying it way more. What's his name again? The black guy's name?

Tiberius. Cuba Good. I just realized we never answered that question. What the fuck was the question? It was like, do you remember like, was there anything that you thought was dumb and gay? Or anything that you thought was dumb as like a kid that you ended up coming around to? Oh, plenty of things. I actually don't have.

That question was asked like 30 minutes ago. Dude, that was. I actually don't have very many examples of that because I, it's a good problem to have. There's so much stuff to consume that if there's something that seems kind of dumb to me, I usually just skip it. And I know. Actually, I brought it up the other day about favor. Fable. Fable is the series that I skipped that I know is not a bad series, but I also don't feel bad for skipping it because I just, I have no time. Yeah. Like, fuck, man. Like I just, even now I feel, I was like, oh, I want to, I want to get back to Baldur's Gate. I want to get back to, I want to, but now I'm, now I'm like, Valgaard. Now I'm playing, now I'm playing Valgaard. Now I'm playing. I heard the duelist is sick as fuck, though. I heard the shit they can do is wild.

Yeah. How do you feel about it now that you're actually playing? Oh, not on play. Well, so, so the. The writing has been more frustrating than I wanted it to be because it's a little, the writing is not, God damn it. It's too handholdy. The way that they keep saying shit were, I'm like, I know. I was like, you guys. It's very Netflix, like the philosophy of, oh, they're not paying attention. So just repeat information.

You know, I can't remember, like somebody made a video. I think it was Drew Gooden, who is, makes really good stuff, by the way. Yeah. But he did a video about like people on Netflix and people who are making shows on TV. They often, especially like when it comes to like mini documentaries that could ostensibly be like an hour and a half like one movie, stretch them out into four parts and they just repeat information over and over again because they expect that people who are watching are just looking at their phone half the time. Right. So repeating yourself is okay.

And to see that kind of creep into a game that's interactive that you can't not interact with is crazy. That is a very good point because that must be exactly what's happening. and there was two moments I'm still very early in the game but there's two instances and I might have mentioned it before I don't remember but they're talking about Solis

and there's that detective chick Nev or whatever the fuck her name is and she doesn't know who Solis is like who fucks this guy and then Verick's like motherfucker's an elven god like he's an elven god he's like he's the shit and then like he explains and then Nev says

well whoever he is And I was like, he just explained who he is. And then there's another scene right next to where she's like, not taking him seriously again. And they need to remind her, this guy's the real fucking deal. He's an elven god.

Solis is a deity. I was like, why are you, are you retarded? It was one of those things where I'm like, you, I don't need you. And they're going to do it again.

Like, because for some, I don't know, it's weird. I guess that's the idea of they don't take him seriously. And then it's like, I guess so. Which is weird.

Like, why would you not? It's how do you? Like I what you see the results of him of what he's done so far. How could you not take him seriously? I, I, I, yeah, yes, right? I get it. But that's what the turn out of it is.

Because obviously it's always like, this hot shot guy, like, this guy's not a joke. Like, yeah, whatever he is. I don't really. It's like, no, this guy's bad. This guy's a God. All jokes aside, we have to be on our piece and cues. I heard soul is still dope. Well, the thing that I've been, so I've only been playing for like three hours.

and a significant portion of it was me fucking with the sliders and stuff. I was like just seeing what the fuck I can do. And so the combat, it feels like for, it doesn't feel like a Dragon Age at all, but for something else, feels good.

I do think that the, because I did the warrior, I feel like I might have said this before, but I do the warrior class. I always start with the warrior. And one thing that's weird is I don't really see the need for a mage necessarily because of the AOA,

the AOE effect. that you can unlock. I heard you get really overpowered by the end of the game, I know like by the time you get to the game, you don't really need anyone else. That's the, I already, the second skill that you unlock,

I was like, this has such a wide. Oh, the ground storm thing? Yeah, the ground storm thing. I was like, bro, this is so OPE and I barely started the game. Like, it's, it stuns everybody. And it does such a significant amount of damage that I'm like, I don't need,

I was like, I think I should bump the difficulty of a nightmare. And it was weird. I thought because, you know, skill up he said that the enemies are really spongy and I hard disagree with so far because if you played any of the old Dragon Age games

no that was real spongy and one of the encounter right after the tutorial you can die from that and just not get past if you don't train up yeah I'm like motherfuckers I'm hacking I'm hacking away some of these motherfuckers and they're just I'm like damn I need a I'm gonna die and then I see some of my party members

dropping out and I'm like dude this is crazy or Inquisition in my opinion was the spongiest the first of the pride demon that you It takes way too long to beat. It's almost like a tutorial battle. A pride demon with the fucking flag one of them. That's exactly. That's exactly.

But long story short, so I barely just got into it. The dialogue is annoying the fuck out of me. Yeah. That's the part that bothers me. If it was, well, it wouldn't be what it is.

If it was the, it wouldn't be what it is exactly if it's had the dialogue stuff and the characters if I wanted. But let's, we talk about this game too much. Yeah, I was trying to sum it up and then you come out of.

I think so. I'm sorry. My problem. Not entirely. I don't like that I upset you, but I also don't care that I actually at the same time. All right. Let's go. What's the next one?

Let's see. Oh, my God. That is crazy. Buster McThundererode in. He says, hello, wretch boomer and sire. Episode zero, listener, first time Patreon, Asker. Let's go. With the craziness in office right now.

I've seen a few memes about Trump trying to repeal the 22nd Amendment and for a third term. Well, to be fair, like, I think I've seen some things about that where it's like he's trying to, I saw somebody post about he's trying to oppose term limits, but I think it was actually the opposite. Apparently, like imposed term limits, which I don't really, I feel like there are already term limits. So I don't, I don't really know what's going on with that. But outside of presidency, you mean?

I mean, there should be term limits for fucking. That'd be interesting. Yeah, there should be term limits for fucking. Well, of Supreme Court justice for sure. Easily. For starters. Yeah. Literally some of them are, like most of them are senile.

Like that's the part that's crazy. A lot of them are like actually senous though. Yeah. The idea was, you shouldn't be voting for stuff anymore. I think the idea was that like, oh, well, if they can, like, if they had to run for that office, they could be corrupted. But like they're already corrupted anyway.

So it's like, no, just at the very least. Yeah. Yeah. You look at the, the, the gifts that they receive to vote a specific way. Like Clarenstar. Thomas, for example. Just look at the things that unreported gifts and tell me like, oh, is this guy corrupted or not?

I'm not sure. Come on. I pray to God, I gain power unimaginable. Oh, man. Yeah. But anyway, he says, yeah, with her term, if this happened, do you think Obama would step back into the rig or would we see Carter 2028 on Bill? I love that.

Run Carter again. I love that. Jimmy Carter in the modern world would be. Well, he is in the modern world. He's awesome. So, like his policies in a modern world. The trajectory of the, of the, of the Democratic National Committee, the, how loser-esque they've been.

And even I've seen some talk about saying progressive politics was the problem, which is lap, that is hilarious that anybody would suggest that. Yeah. I think they would try to run Jimmy Carter. These people are so insane. They've been making the worst decisions imaginable. Yeah. Since, you know, they obviously pushed out Bernie Sanders. It almost feel, and then Joe Biden was the nominee, even though he did.

Given the circumstances, he won. If it wasn't for the pandemic and everything, I don't know if that would have happened. But however, yeah, however, I do like that people are bringing up, though, if Trump did do that, Obama would run, because Obama would crush him, obviously. This time I would be like, okay, I don't, I feel confident that, because it's now a man is back running, unfortunately for the women, sorry women. Yeah, sorry. You don't get a chance again. Sorry. I'm sorry. No, what happens is this right?

It was said by, I think it was not, maybe Nixon, who said it was like a woman would be a vice president. The president would die. A woman would become president and a woman would have to do a good job. Oh, I think I know what you're talking. Once you're not a good job. What? It wasn't Nixon.

I know it was around that time though. But yeah, they would die and then they would do a really good job and they'd be like, oh, a woman could do that. Oh, wow. a woman could do this like made Charcoal household That's a thing forever That's what it would

I mean technically That should be That should have been right now It should have been right now That shouldn't be yeah That shouldn't be the caveat But yeah That would be the tweet

It should be like yo get out of here You can't do it That would have been fine I just think it's funny That there are some very fundamentally conservative countries in Eastern Europe That have had female prime ministers

That's to me what's so funny Right well Well to be fair I think what happened this time Honestly Not to focus too much On election stuff Yeah, yeah.

But I think I do think Biden fucked up big time. Yeah. Because the fact that, like, he was supposed to be like,

oh, he's old. He's coming in here to like do one term. Uh-huh. And then he's, he's gonna make room. Right?

That was like, that was literally what he said. He said he wanted to be a transitionary. I don't remember that, actually. He said that. Okay. Like,

there's like footage of it. And it was just like, okay. I don't know that at all. And then. and then like oh well I'm doing well I think I'll just run again and it's just like no motherfucker that's not what you said wow and so because of that we got no primary and so like everybody was just like well

well fuck like who cares then like they did everything wrong they did everything they're bad at running campaigns well you think did you see how many people how many tens of millions of people didn't vote this year yeah that's that was the most well Trump got less votes even himself that's the thing even Trump himself did worse this year. He did, yeah, compared to, like, how much he had before, yeah. He did worse technically, just by technicality, but by, say, every other margin he did better. Yeah.

Like people other different. Every demographics voted for him. Yeah, that's the thing. Even though overall people voted less for him. Well, think of that. That's, that's still exemplifies the thing. He did. He literally did worse.

Yeah, but that's just by a technicality. Well, no, well, no, by literally. Like, everybody technically did worse by just people. voting less. Well, yeah, that's true. You know what I mean? But like the idea, but looking statistically on the people that he spoke to or the people who were voting against a woman, people who are voting. And people need to remember this. They're black and Hispanic voters, especially the men, they're bigots as well. Unfortunately, people forget that. So then when they're hearing every day that they're transing your kids, that shit speaks to them too. People forgot about that.

I mean, that like, I was like, hey, campaign trails. All the conspiracy theories that they're spewing out on the right, you need to counter them. Because these people are just going to believe that it's true because you're not saying it. You're just ignoring it like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm like, that's not how you reach stupid people by ignoring stuff. So here's the thing. Do you then at this point run a crazy person?

No. You just run a rock star. That's it. That's kind of the same thing. You run, you run. You know what I mean. Like, just like you get like somebody. I know what you technically mean.

I know you technically mean like a fucking like, but like you run someone that is not going to be afraid to be a dickhead right back to them. It can't be like this posh like, oh, we're the left and we're going to be more. No, you got to, first of all, you got to actually get people. Yeah, the prim and proper shit's so annoying. You got to get someone that's properly going to like really. I had an argument. I can't believe they still thought that that was a good thing to do.

They're still doing it. I didn't argue. Why they did that, right? Because they assume that they had the minority in female vote. Well, I mean, that's why. They assume how it's always been. Yeah. We have to vote blue no matter who.

That's how they all. a lot of these people always do the lesser two evils they already have them so they don't have to change too much. And the thing is they did a stupid fucking plan by trying to co-op some of the right running with Liz Cheney and all that shit and they got none of them. Because I'm like yeah, go the other

direction like Bernie. Go that direction and then all the people, the Muslims and the young people who are like I can't vote at all because it goes against my morals they didn't get them. You know because people try to convince them but I'm so young people

don't understand the ramifications. When I was young, I was the same. They're stupid. Well, I'm less like, which it's more even like, say, I'm a principled person, you're not going to budge me and vote for this war machine.

And then when you get older, you're like, well, the war machine's going to get worse and you're like, okay, I can't think that way anymore. The kids don't think that way. They're stupid. I just, I wouldn't even call them stupid.

Well, they are. They're ignorant. They're ignorant. They're more ignorant. Yes. Ignat is a better word. I think I would still go as far as they're stupid for hyperball,

but I think, because it's the idea is this way. Damn it. Because the thing is that they're young, right? You can still be young and not be a fucking idiot. To be like, oh, I could just look at things and see like, oh, even though I don't agree with this machine, I'm standing. I'm trying to be charitable. That's all.

I don't want to say something sort of disrespectful, but harsh, but like. I was just trying to be charitable. Look, deep down, I was already saying that, like, the average voters, Patrick Starr. You know what I'm saying? I don't want to be harsh. It's like, oh, I'm not going to vote the left because of them not standing. up for Gaza, but it's like, look at how many more people of different groups are going to suffer because you didn't vote for them.

So now the place you don't want to suffer is going to suffer and then other people are going to suffer. You're not helping anything die. You know, like, actually, like, just pass away. I'm sorry, youngster. They're talking about, they're talking about Gavin Newsom now because he's like, oh, he's clearly a sociopath. Bring him in there. It's just like

It's literally the That's kind of the thing now I think John Stewart actually Would have a shot I would like John to go up there Gavin Newsom No one could hold him in a debate Gatim would

Analy That doesn't even matter The debates don't matter It's all about vibes It depends on how Fives are established the debate If you can be smart about it So the thing is

Well look at the people You weren't going to swing And it was true Even though Kamala mop the floor With Trump It didn't matter at all These people are gonna vote This way

Right but that's why you need When we're talking about Say for the left what you need is so like celebrity like John Stewart who people are going to be like I fucking like John Stewart I like the way he makes me feel and then if John Stewart says

I'm gonna do everything with my power even if he doesn't do it say he tries and he fails I'm gonna do everything in my power to end this war I suit as fucking possible like Obama said about the wars in Afghanistan Iraq he said that's what he said yeah people believed him

how is Obama now is he like he's like in his He's at least 90s he's like yeah about 94 yeah he's 96 he could genuinely actually for real run again wait how old actually is he today I'm, I have, I literally have no idea. I'm going to say 54. He was the youngest president.

I have no, I think, when he first became president. I have no idea. Guys, spitball. I don't want him to run. What do you think? 56. You can say 56? I'm going to say 54.

What do you say, Chris? Before you look it up. I literally have no. I think he's like 60, right? Yeah. Okay, 58. I don't know, mate. Oh, 63.

Oh, he's a 60. He looks good for 60. Honestly. Oh, for sure. Yeah. Oh, I mean, but, I mean. Considering considering, considering, well, yeah. Considering Trump is 80 something, or he's going to be 80, that's kind of wild.

What? That's kind of wild that, like, Obama would, could run in four years and still be, like, significantly younger. Significantly younger. That is so insane. Yeah. It's just like. I would suck, though. Like, man, like, come on.

I mean, it would suck for him because he clearly wants to just chill. But he wants to play basketball and he wants to be like, yeah, you know, and keep a, fuck his wife, you know. What fuck is his male wife because of the best of conspiracy theory. He's got a. You see, RFK, RFK just wants to do what Michelle Obama. was trying to do. What? Yeah.

Like, Hey, let's make America healthy. And then all the Republicans back then when Michelle proposed that and they're like, these stupid bitch, if I want to eat a hamburger, I can.

And then RFK is like, I want to be healthy and everyone's like, and I was like, and I hate you people so much. The flip on that really is crazy. It's like, you can't make me drink less soda. And then they're like,

actually it's poison. I hate these people so much. We're like, you literally, will do anything that is asked of you. There's no, there is no, there's no limit. That's why I pray. I want Trump to just be like,

because I know Trump doesn't like porn, stupid people. So I hope he's just like, you know what? I'm going to make them all drink poison. I'm just like, like, that's insane. Because he can't, they, they literally, like we said, Jim Jones, what's the difference between Maga and fucking any other cult? Nothing, nothing at all.

What's the difference between a cult and religion? Just the size. You know what I'm saying? It's like, he's got him. He's got him. I think we need, we need someone to think enough play games. But Obama would definitely. I think Obama, like, say if Trump, first of all, I don't think Trump wants to run again

because in his acceptance speech or whatever, he was saying that like, it's going to be a glorious four years. He sounds like he's like, I'm going to fuck around and then peace out. Probably, yeah. That would be ideally. It would, right? But let's just say for the same argument. He doesn't want to go that route because that's what I've been preaching that. It's all up to him.

however how far he wants to take things it's just if he wants to do it or not and so we're all just hoping that he doesn't want to do a lot of crazy shit but if you can run again I should we even say that though it's like I think Obama would mop the floor with him but again I thought there was going to be enough sane people

to vote for what's her face? I think you just need maybe modern Obama I don't know maybe modern Obama would like if Obama could just drop the civility stuff and he doesn't he never really was that too much. Yeah.

But like if he could just get even further down. Like go down into the trenches and be like, you know, fuck this. He seems smart enough to understand that. Dipshit Jackass. He's like, you know what? I got to kind of, because I mean, he called Kanye Jackass, unprompted. He made fun of Trump's dick on the stage. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, he's taking some. He's taking, no, this nigga over here. That would be amazing. That would, if, what's just so stupid? You know how we've joked about Bernie Sanders as being like hood from Brooklyn? Like, if he just did that, he would have, like, Nobody can touch him. This retard needs to die.

Like, isn't that, we've been saying that and we're not, it's like, even though we're making jokes, it's real. I'm dead serious. I've always been, like, you just need, this has been a joke, but I mean it. Like, you just need somebody to go up there and just be a dick. Yeah. My mom, I got an argument. It unfortunately works.

About that. My mom. How many more times does it have to work for you to believe it? I try to convince my mom this. I was like, mom, why are you stuck on the civility thing? I'm like, why, she was arguing, we were arguing about this. And I'm like, mom, at this point, we need somebody to be like, why would you concede gracefully? I mean, you're going to concede you lost.

But what I mean is gracefully to this orange rapist. Like, oh, this nigger was the best friends with Jeffrey Epstein. Like, I'm going to take fucking, I'm going to flame him. And be like, I lost. This is what the American people wanted. But I think it's insane that I lost to a fucking rapist. A convicted fucking sexual assactor. A fucking con man fraud that is literally Trump University, nigger.

Like, I would just say. these things flame his ass and people would be like damn where was that before like where the fuck was that I think I think you need we need someone that's like not gonna pussyfoot around obviously giving us the at least attempt at the policies we need right lie about it at least you know but someone that's really gonna yeah honestly gonna say like at least say the things like I want this shit ended now I'm gonna try to focus for this and they may have the intentions to really want to do those things but at least say it no more like I don't I'm a no we got it got it got it got it's not you don't

need answers to quite to hard questions anymore you could just kind of like scroll through on vibes uh-huh well you could just if you could answer them though you could answer them i think it's why why would you why why why why well you don't you don't need to you don't answer what you don't have to answer that you could like obviously do the whole like nah you don't need it well look okay let's test this out okay i'm uh i'm some gay 60 minute reporter right and you're uh you're the candidate that's running against trump who are the fuck so uh democrats have not been reaching to the people they have not been connecting at all. It's reflected in the numbers.

What are you going to do to separate yourself? I'm going to tell them the truth, you know? I'm going to stop lying to them about things that are dumb and stupid. And I'm informed that they may be dumb and stupid too, but I can guide them. That's why I'm here. So you just insulted the American people. Yeah, because a lot of them are fucking dumb. They vote for things aren't going to help them. You think your voters are dumb? I think a lot of people are dumb. The people that are that you're trying to support you?

The ones that vote for me are clearly not dumb because they voted for me. You'll suck my dick, Nick. How about that? Did you see Stephen A. Smith talk about it? Did you see that clip of him being like, I think I might run. If I thought I had a shot at it, I might run. Oh my God. That would be amazing. Stephen A. Smith on the main stage?

I would even care if he's even serious about it. But like, I would love to see him in that position. That would be so fun. Like, man, you're stupid. I love it. I love the idea. I want him to run. I know he wouldn't win, but it would be nice just to have him on the stage.

I would love for him to run. He needs to be just an agent of chaos on that stage. I just want like, look, man. There's so many people who can easily save the country. And what I mean by that is... Andy Villanacchus. Yeah. He's a...

What a selfish bastard that he just won't run. Andy Villanacus could unite this country. Think about Robert Downey Jr., for example. Yeah, RDJ.J. Like, if Iron Man ran, it doesn't matter what the fuck he says. He's going to win. Right, yeah. Like, Iron Man wins.

I just wish that these people who have just unlimited amounts of money it was possible for them to care. Oh, out of them are like, I don't want to do that. I'm already rich without doing that. That's literally what I just said. I wish. I wish. I think a lot of people, you have to, like, I think you have to have the ambition, right?

Is it all about ambition to become a president? It's like you have to have that fundamental ambition. It's like, there's, for the Bernie Sanders, they're very few and far between where it's like he cares. And even though he should be chilling. And he's like, I'm fucking, oh, I'm still going to go on podcast. I'm still doing things to try to help. And he knows, he's like, man, there are fucking rich, young, handsome. some motherfuckers that could run circles around me.

Because if they just mirrored Bernie Sanders talking points, but it's like, oh, but he's also young and handsome. Like Chris Evans is some shit like that. Like I think that I was Captain America. Half him go up there as young as he was as Captain America. An Avenger. Go up there and just be like, oh, just pick one. Pick one. Pick, pick the, even the rock, even the fucking rock first.

They just pick somebody who's like. I'm scared the rock. I'm scared the rock. I'm scared. He did one thing that was a little bit because he's always been independent, but he was always, he even, he endorsed Biden last time. He's always been like sit or left. But he did say, he did, he kind of fed a little bit into that woke culture thing

one time. And so people were like, oh, no. But then he, I think he reeled it back and was like, I need to stay like apolitical. Because I don't remember. It was, it was like, he said something on his Instagram that alluded to that like, oh, when he was talking about politics, it sounded like, oh, no, is he going to like start leaning this way? But he didn't say anything after that.

Please, go. I think he was kind of fishing. I like the rock too much. Don't do that to me. Don't take him. I don't know why you like the rock, man. I've been a fan of him for years, man. He's just so annoying.

He, well, he's, um, if you, if you follow him. I don't want to lose in my movies. He, uh, yeah. I think that is really fucking too. The idea between him and Vin Diesel, their fight and then, uh, swinging contes. I want to be the tough one. And it's like, come on, dude.

The claws for both of them. Like, that's why in, in Fast Five, when they fought, dude, when they fought in Fast Five, it is the funniest fight scene because they're crashing through windows, crashing through walls and I think maybe there's a drop of blood on one of them I think maybe they look like they just fucking

had a nice walk and I was like you guys just punch the fuck out of each other but they couldn't look none of them could look battered I was like okay it's so crazy

saying that you like make I can't lose like that's such a wild thing to be like that's such an ego that's kind of what makes you not like that's like being a DM and be like oh but your character dies You're crazy in a way that I've never seen in person, and that's insane. It's why that Black Adam sucked.

Yeah. He wrote it to be all about him. And it didn't fucking go over well at all. So stupid. Yeah, what a fucking moron. He's going to fuck out of here. Makes me so sad. Oh, yeah, let's do it.

Let's get the fudge out of here. You got to lose, man. That's like half the story is losing in the stories. To me, losing is fucking, I want to be the villain that gets destroyed. To me, that's the fun. That's the funest role. Because then you want to re- there's then you want to rebound. You're like, all right, bro.

When I get back next time, it's going to be silly. I want to be stabbed like the end of American me. Which Edward James almost gets stabbed probably like 50 times. American me. Yeah. With like the minions? Yeah. Edward James almost is minion three.

Yeah. Wasn't even the first one. Stop that. Stop that right. Let's get the fuck out of here. I can't believe there's like 16 of those movies. It's crazy, isn't it? There's like 14 spin-offs.

We really like stupid shit. What this speaking mean? Like the minions, the fucking rabbits. The rabbits were another one for video games when everybody loves Rayman and then it's just like Oh no, fuck Rayman. What about these fucking rabbits? Everybody loves Rayman and his Everybody loves Rayman.

Everybody loves Ray Romano. That's great idea. That's sick as fuck. Rayman doesn't speak though, does he? No. Well, he's... Am I hallucinating this? I don't know. He doesn't have a voice. Wasn't there a show where he was.

was like Raymond Legends No there was a show There was a There was a Raymond's show I swear to God Raymond is in a TV show Where he's like

A Like a rapist or something Okay No no no wait hold on He's like a corrupt CEO or something What is okay I'm not joking I think there's like a

There's a shot of Raymond In like a TV show Raymond Where he's like talking about like He's like giving like a villainous I swear to God Oh who I don't What are you?

No I don't know. I understand this sounds insane. It sounds way worse than full metal sheen. I know, but it's real. Wait, hold that, let me look it up. I swear to God. I don't remember. There's no way. I swear to God. So what are we

kind of type in Raymond? Rapist? I don't know. Raymond. Comedy shorts Rayman? Villain. Hey, guys. Let's me comedy shorts Rayman. And I'm going to rape you with Rays. It's Comedy Shorts Rayman. I'm his gay brother

Hoth me KSI What the fuck Did you find it? No, what the hell is this? Oh my God, I'm so confused Was the king to a gay believer Somebody in the audience must know

Raymond I wouldn't even know where the fuck to find it Nice Oh, black people steal He ain't wrong Some fucking animal You're at the zoo You're like how adorable animal

He just says the most racist shit 23 was it Captain Laser Captain Laser Hawk A Blood Dragon remix Okay, okay so Captain Laser Hawk Raymond What the hell are you talking about?

I swear to God Captain Laser Yeah, Captain Laser Hawk Raymond I'm trying to find a clip of Nick Mullen from Comtown Doing a gay parody of Limbiscuit I can't find it I think I might have made it up

Oh sick Huh? What is that? Who is that? Is that a tweet? Is that just some guy? Do you tweet it? I'm retweet right now. Yeah, because of me.

Do you guys not have Do you guys still not have access to the Twitter? No, I don't. Because like, I don't. I remember a long time It was like months ago No we put it in a thing I just didn't I don't

I didn't know you guys just didn't even Yeah Just care to do anything All right I don't want to tweet from the main page I don't want to like tweet anything I might be like I said ask beforehand

But I don't want it's like I'm like I'll let I'll read everything on the page You know But so we also have access to Okay so here it is I think Yeah So I found it

It's so apparently it's from Captain Laser Hawk I don't even know what Blood Dragon Rema It's some show that came out like last year And Raymond It's like a Ubisoft show I guess. What? What is happening?

You remember Far Cry Blood Dragon? Blood Dragon. Like that. So it's like a remix of like I guess a bunch of their stuff. And Raymond Like it's literally Raymond. And he's like, I do remember that. And he becomes like a fascist or something. I remember that.

And there's like other scenes where he's going crazy. Like he's got his hair slicked back. See, I didn't know anything about that. Yeah, like he's doing Coke literally. It's crazy. But like Raymond's just there. So he's speaking. So he does talk, at least in that.

Okay. But like that's, I thought it was going crazy because I was like... You think Rayman can beat Mario on the fight? Rayman, yes. I think, I think Mario's weak. I think Mario, I think Mario's been, I think Mario's proven. Mario can slam his ass down on bricks and break him. Yeah, but he's not going.

Mario can run so fast, he jumps stories. But those aren't people bricks. But isn't he like... There's probably more than people. So what is... So here's the thing. I have a question about Mario. Is he, you know, when he gets hit and he,

shrinks. Did he turn into regular? Is that fucking... I would assume... What's his regular state? I would assume... I would assume... His non- Mushroom state is his regular state, right?

And I would assume that's about the state of what we see, like, in Mario Sunshine and Mario's like that. Yeah. And so, I feel like Mario... He gets, like, he's big. But he's also a small person in general. Like, if like Mario's shorter than Chris, he's like five feet tall. Like, yeah, I think so.

Pre- Mushroom, right? Yeah. Yeah. And he's my height. And he's like my size, probably. He's my height with a hat, maybe. Yeah I just feel like

Yeah that is kind of terrifying And then I think when you see him jump And if we're scaling him based off his jump size Based on his size That's enormous But without a mushroom he's like Because like Raymond doesn't need Power up to to whoop your ass

That's true And so Maria also picks up And throw someone the size of Bowser He does have insect strength That is true He can throw the insane Yeah This is a conversation to be had

You know It's not as long side as we thought. Raymond is such a weird niche character, though. Like, I'm not really that familiar with, like, what his power scale is. Because Raymond can make his hand big and slap the fuck out of you and his whole hand is your side. Yeah. He also has no limbs, so you can't really, like, trip him. Yeah.

Because, like, yeah, he can't fall down. Yeah, I don't know how he, like. Which is crazy. I don't know how he does what he does at all. I feel like Raymond is kind of motherfucker that he's like, he puts his hands up real. I guess at a certain point his hands don't respond anymore. What does that mean? Like if you take his hand

Like far enough away Like the Wi-Fi signal runs out Yeah So you can grab his hands And theoretically Pull them away from him so far That like the signal is But he has a power

The force him back as well In that instance as well And you can like Because if that wasn't the case You could Rayman could touch A fucking plane with one hand And then like let it go Then just go to the plane

You know If that's the case That's crazy It's a powerful character This will be a fight Rayman's awesome man I love those games You sure Death Battle

Hasn't done this already Yeah They might have, but they probably haven't thought anywhere near as hard as we're thinking right now. Yeah. They're probably just like, I don't know, how tall is he? Let's do. Let's do some scientific measurement that has nothing to do. No, you're gay.

You're gay. You're gay. I'm whizzing. That's gay stick. That's gay stick. This is gay battle. Who's gayer? Who's gayer?

Patrick's star or my dick? Let's find out. Or my fucks Patrick. All right, let's get the fuck out of here. I want Patreon money to start gay battle. Yeah, we'll start gay battle soon. It'll have the exact same level of quality and polish as real death battle, I promise. All right, let's read our $25 enough patrons' names.

This is where the show really starts. Shadow versus Ryuku Maito, Maito, Mitoi. Come me down. Who's that? Two, one. I don't know what you're talking about. Who's this dumb bitch, do you know? Shadow versus...

Oh. Just because they're the same colors? Yeah. Yeah. I look how you know that. Yeah, because that's the only thing I know about Killikil is that character. Oh. That seems very niche technically to me.

Well, also, I mean, like, you did show it to me. Oh, you saw it? Oh, you saw it? Yeah. I saw it was like, oh, I knew the design. I forgot the colors. And I saw them next to each other. I'm like, oh, they just have the same color design, I guess.

Is this from persona the... The guy on the left, yeah. Yeah. And that's Joker and that's... I know that's from Jojo, obviously. Just probably how it looks. Yeah. It's pretty identifiable.

Him and Toriyama have like a really distinct like, oh, I know, I know that's... Right. That's Jojo. A lot of them do, honestly. Dio versus... Kind of. But they're like not as well seen, you know. All right.

It's Emma. Jojo versus Helsing. So like, Deo versus Alacard. Yeah. That's interesting. What about SpongeBob versus Dr. Phil? Do they have that? Do you have that yet?

I need that, though. I need... They still make a decent amount of views, you know, for being around that long. They make good, pretty good, man. For being, like, a billion years old, like, it's not bad. Yeah. They're getting, like, whatever. It's Emma.

Flexing being a day one listener, like a destiny veteran. Flex is playing the D1 beta when sharing a bad opinion. Kosher pussy got me contributing committing more crimes. Oh, but then, yeah, it'll be a million for this one. Yeah, it's 12 days ago. Jesus Christ. Yeah. That's crazy.

I feel it's mostly just, like, fans of the things. Oh, yeah. So now they're just going to... I wonder who will win? It's just going to keep doing Jojo and persona. His characters. Who will win? Jojo or persona?

You're just completely ironic characters. Those fights are so insane. It's like I was... Cases. Video game cases is just fighting each other. Lily's brother is really... This one's made out of better plastic. Because of me, unfortunately.

He likes persona a lot because of... Oh, you ruined his life? Who? He likes persona a lot. He's like persona. He ruined his life. I don't think he's wrong persona. Okay.

I don't know that franchise. I think it's fine. He's in a cell now. Isn't that show... Isn't that game about dating high schoolers? Yeah, because you're a high school As well Yeah, but yeah

But he's All right Yeah, why do you like that Yeah, my high school When I started playing it Oh yeah But you started with four Yeah, and I was in high school

When it went in a episode I don't know I have no idea I don't know anything about a person In like 2010 I was in high school When I first played it I was maybe a year older than the character Well there's been five of them since

Or is there six of them I don't remember Forer released in 2008 Yeah So yeah I was starting high school When that came out Yeah, before it was in 2008

Yeah, dude, the first one, because it's a brunt of another series. The first one's from PS1, I think. Yeah. I just like, wow, I didn't know. It feels more recent. It blew up because of five. Five is the one that let everybody know that was like a real franchise. But people, it's a Japanese friend that people over there are playing that shit.

Yeah. 35 year olds are playing that shit. Anyway, Darth Beiner, comedy shows rapist and Shaggy, as Shaggy and his little companion, Rufie do. Dark Beiner? Darth Beiner. Darth Beiner. The sinister photo of Jeff Bezos is eating in iguana. It's for a loco Friday and I have a gun.

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I don't know. Like, hooray. I did it. I mean the best of me. Big meaty stinks. My human taxidermy fleshlight and dildo business will pop off. Trust me. I don't know.

You jump on the bed? I know. That's a stretch. Wild. I thought there's a stretch, but also like that's a layer of, that's a joke. That's a joke I would leave at somebody. You're like, yeah. That's, you're fishing, brother.

That's weird to think. I was just thinking of like, you know how a kid jumps on a bed. but so you're basically just being childish and beating off which means you're a predator too you see I can stretch to you know yeah that's actually an equivalent stress it might as well yeah maybe you guys out of something

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Now that the election's done, I kind of want to like tie some stuff into them. Oh. But. You're going to just release them as one like 10 hour video. Is that? I'll probably space them out. No? No, I'll space them out.

Why not? You get more technically out of multiple uploads. Also, it helps jumpstart. No way I'm hanging out with a couple of gooners. I'm just here so I don't get killed. The British people come and be like, what's all this then? Put and get, put and fent in baby formula at Walmart. Pulled out 20 years late and in the slaviest way possible.

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However, in Capcom universe. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He's like Batman and Capcom universe. Yeah. If Homelander was in Capcom, Leon Kennedy would win. Yeah. If Leon Kennedy was in the boys, he would lose.

Yeah. If he was, if it was any other shit, if Billy Butcher's alive still, then none of fucking Leon Candy got some shit that he could do. Well, I'm sure Leon would find a gun and I could kill Homelander. He'd be like, wow, I just found on this box. This box fell into a random platform.

was on. And they can kill Homeland. I know that for some reason. Somebody made a homelander gun. Like, crazy. What's the, the bald, the bald bearded dude in four, the big dude that you fight in the barn? Oh, the, the pastor. Yeah, whatever the fuck.

His name is. Like, the fact that, like, Gomez. He didn't just kill Leon. He had a chance to straight up one time for real, actually, when he went in the house. Like, for real, he could have killed him out. He knocks him out. I'm like, why are you keeping him alive? Because the game's got to happen.

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Yep. So it's like, I just want it to happen so things are more efficient. Yeah. And people get fucking money for being on. alive. Look at this. It's fucking creepy. Oh, turn it up.

That's amazing. I'm glad you had it ready to go. This sounds really good, man. Was that him? Yeah. Incredible. Okay. Is he going to do it again?

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He's doing it. He's better than I do. The name is sex. Gay sex. I mean, he memorized him. He, the way he speaks that. He's an act tool. Yeah. Me be fishy.

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Yeah, man. Did you see the things on Texas State University? The fucking signs they're carrying around? No. I didn't look for any of that dumb stuff. I unfortunately just saw it. I saw somebody be like Oklahoma. Like, there's no perfect state.

And there's somebody like Oklahoma and it's all red, all red counties. And I looked up the education. ranking of Oklahoma and it's not surprising. Well, that's the thing. It's like literally 49th out of 50, which is wild. They don't realize how stupid they are, right? We see the numbers and they're like, oh.

The tragedy is that they'll never know because they're not smart enough to comprehend how stupid they are. That's the tragedy of it. That's the Greek tragedy. That's a Greek tragedy. Like to never know that you're like the mouse that's like, oh, look at that. That fucking stupid mouse. Let's put an ear on it.

Let's so an ear to it and watch it fucking run around. It's like, whoa, an extra ear. That mouse is thinking it's doing something too. That mouse is like in the maze and it's like, oh, I'm killing it. I'm fucking killed it. And then they just give it cheese and then they're like, oh, this is amazing. I love being a mouse. It's awesome.

That's Oklahomans or whatever. It's the signs like my body, what you call it, property, cars, houses, women's bodies and slaves. I was like, Jesus. You said that on a campus. Fire. Fire. It's very normal. I was like, no one,

no one literally fucking dynamic entry. No one fucking Ligrabob, someone holding one of those signs. This shit is, not because the left doesn't do that. Yeah. Left, like, value stability. They're like maybe like burn a record store or something.

You know what I mean? There's like a couple of Antifa. It's a couple of Antifa. And unfortunately. And even they haven't been around. I feel like I haven't seen Antifa in fucking forever. It's because the, you know, it was just like everything else.

It was like the NTSAW. That. whole era where things They just kind of got tired Yeah, it was just like Oh, this is exciting And then they're like Let's go home

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Love it. Oh, so it turns out his president. Did you see what he said? What? He was like, um, So basically Trump was like Domestic Vance is going to be fine as long as you

imitate him while you're doing it. Did you see him say that? I did see that. I was like wow. So basically all you got to do is just do that and his mannerisms, lean a little forward and you can beat the fuck out of your wife. That's pretty crazy.

I'm sorry, this has to be a joke, right? I don't know if you caught that.