The Snark Tank - #278: To Dox A Nazi

Episode Date: November 18, 2024

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all dementia out all dimension is Derek has dementia officially we're gonna include the at the end of this episode we're probably going to include the fuck up that just happened but we we record a full seven minutes into this episode and Derek just forgot to plug his mic in I looked down. Like, thank goodness I look down. I look down and I see the XLR cable dangling right there. And I was like, oh my God. I was almost in disbelief for like a few seconds.

I'm like, I, that's impossible. It's never happened before. It's beautiful. I love it. I didn't notice either like because I figured like, I don't know. I'm only looking at you guys. Yeah. And I just assume we pulling our mics in.

I mean, from all. All the episodes we've done since we've been here, that has never happened. True. But I'm also a little worried because I think it might have been last week or something for the first time. I also forgot the stuff that we need when we, so the cards. Oh, yeah, the SD card and the flash. So I got to, I got to probably do a brain test. You got to take some, you got to go to, what is it?

You got to get that alpha brain. I got to get that. I got to get that, which Joe Rogan, congrats to him sold it to a big pharma company. Oh, great. made like a quarter billion off of that. So, you know. Yeah. Like,

the guy that he's champion RFK Jr., who's like, fuck Big Pharma and shit, and then he just sells his product. Hey, man, you know? I look.

You know what I mean? Let me extrapolate, like what the, what the logic is. It's like, well, I get to sell my company to Big Farmer, which means I get to rip Big Farmer off.

Oh. You know what I mean? Like, so I'm kind of sticking it to the man in that way, right? That's not actually against, like, any of my principles or anything. Like, right?

totally. That would have to, that's, I imagine the mental gymnastics of it. I actually, I firmly believe that is exactly what he thought. Yeah. I 100%. Why'd you shave?

Yeah, I don't, I don't like. Every time you do it, I say something negative. Because you look like a child. I don't think children should be six, three or whatever the fight. It's just weird. It's scary. You look a scary child. That's your impression of child.

Yeah, child. Welcome to the StarTang Podcast. Go on over to Patreon.com slash snarktank to ask us questions to get early access, add free, exclusive episodes, all that jazz, snarktank. Shop for merch. Man, well, we recorded seven minutes already. So, like, there's going to be seven minutes of this that's probably, like, somewhat inauthentic, although we're already kind of deviating. Yeah, yeah. We started talking about Nick Fuentes getting his address sent out there into the ether.

Yeah. his, what is it, your body, my choice, rant. Yeah. We went on a rant about that because obviously Trump won, blah, blah, blah. Nick Fuentes, a prominent white supremacist, uh, streamer talk. I don't know exactly what he, he's been. Yeah, we call him white supremacist, by the way. Not like, yeah, not like, oh, he said a retard.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So he must be a Nazi. This is a real dude, like a real, like authentically like, crimson level. Yeah, 100% has been, you can, you can farm all of his content. It's just all about wide identitarian fucking, uh, anti-Semitic stuff, making jokes laughing, thinking it's hilarious. And then people sweeping for it like you would go on like Alex Jones or Tim Poole or whatever. And Candice Owens is somebody who, Candice Owens, wow.

You, you, sometimes you, you think at a certain point, like, I remember I thought she reached her limit of like, of shilling where she was kind of, of being like, hey, I thought genocide was never cool and kind of like, you know, she was kind of Yeah, like a reasonable position. Being reasonable about like what was happening in Palestine. And I was like, oh, did she reach her limit? Like she can't shit. She can't just be like, no, screw them, like bomb them, you know, like a bunch of people are doing.

But then she's right back to being like defending Nick Flintes because he got his address leaked, right? Yeah. And then people are showing up to his house. They're showing up to his stupid fucking goofy house. house, which is, his house looks kind of funny. I'm honest. Like, those are interesting looking houses. It looks like a tall house kind of.

It's kind of interesting looking houses. I was like, hmm, I don't think I'd, I mean, I would, if someone gifted me a house like that, I'd be, fuck yeah, but. Yeah, yeah. It's a strange looking house. Wouldn't put it down payment on it. And just, just put it, let's put it that way. Yeah, he, so, so his dress got put out there after his rant, and it's so funny. And I brought this up in the first recording, but like, it's so funny that doxing is like that one thing that nobody is allowed to do. Like, that that's like the general rule. Is that like doxing is like crossing the line

You say okay Yeah Wake up What are you doing What are you just sitting there nodding silently I'm gonna kill you He's doing his blind shit again He's doing his dumb stupid

Like there was a point in the previous episode Where he was like doing this And somebody was like Is he stimming? I guess what was that Was that uh Which blind man? Which one?

Because it could be Ray Charles or Stevie Wonder This thing is so lame He just doesn't talk about All right so Yeah so Yeah, so doxing is like one of those. You're not allowed to do it. Everybody is usually opposed to it, right?

Like, it's usually like, okay, this is the line you don't cross. This, with Nick Fuentes, nobody gave a shit. Everybody was posting it. Like, people were, like, retweeting it. Yeah. And I was like, yo, that's crazy that, like, you're retweeting it. Like, people I was like, not, I was surprised to see retweeting it. Yeah.

It's just everybody's kind of on the same page. Like, fuck this guy. Who cares? Yeah. And somebody went up to his house, which, by the way, you shouldn't do, technically. You know what I mean? It's like, eh. Not a good idea.

Not a good idea, but she got pepper sprayed in the face. Pepper sprayed. So they interviewed her. She got interviewed. She got pepper sprayed. She got pushed. And it all lines up with the footage because she got her phone back eventually when she called the cops. Because you see, he grabs the phone, tells her, he's like, get the fuck out of here.

You know, he's all gay and shit. He's like, get the fuck out of here. And slams the door when he grabbed, after he grabbed the phone, through the phone on the floor. And then he looks down on the phone. You can see his stupid fucking face. and then it cuts out after that. And it's pretty wild that after she says that when she called the cops, you know, to get her phone back and everything, she was like, I want to press charges. And the cop said, but you knocked on his door.

And I was like, wait a minute. Are you telling me that if someone knocks on my door, I can come, even if I'm feeling threatened, because that's the big caveat. Right, right. I can attack. Of course you can. That is not like, let's let's extrapolate that or compare it to Boogie 2,988. Where all of those, there's probably the same Nick Fuentes types and his fans were shitting on Boogie for like, oh, if you were afraid for your life when that fucking guy showed up to your house, why did you open the door? The cops said the same thing.

Stay in your fucking house and call the cops. You don't go out and antagonize the guy that is antagonizing you. But then Nick Fuentes, for some fucking reason, gets a pass, which says a lot to me. they probably know who he is. Oh, maybe, yeah. Some of those cops, let's be real. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like one of those things where they're probably like,

I like this gentleman. And they just fucking protected him. Well, he, the thing that's weird about it is that he took the phone. Yeah. I feel like that could probably be like the thing that bites him because you're, you might be allowed to like protect yourself or you're not allowed to take people's property. You can't protect,

you can't, if someone, it is, there's no. Because I think she is still pressing charges. I think it's still going to try it. basically they can get pressured. Like especially if you go to like the DA, I don't know who the fuck the DA is over there. But like they can pressure the police department to actually do something. But it was very clear that the initial thing was like, whatever, it's your fault lady, you old bitch. You old liberal bitch.

Because I mean, that's essentially without saying it. They were like, you knocked on his door. And I'm like, the fuck does that mean? So if a Girl Scout knocks on Nick Flynn's door, he can pepper spray her and take her cookies. Well, you dumb slut. You knocked on his door. you little dumb girl. Now you're not going to afford anything.

You're stupid. Get in my car. You're going to be in traction forever. You're going to prison. You're going to maximum man prison. Yeah, I don't know. It's a weird thing. I don't really understand it.

It's a, it just shows you the, it shows you like there, I watch a lot of true crime stuff. And whenever it has to do with police, somebody on the force involved in doing something heinous, they always, it's always. is like, oh, many of people can have been prevented being slaughtered. Yeah. If they would stop just, you know, protecting the person.

That's crazy. And I was at a bookstore recently and I was like there's like a true crime, I guess, section. Yeah. For books. And I immediately was like, why don't you just listen to this? Like, this is like the podcast section now. Yeah. Some people prefer reading.

Hmm? Some people prefer reading. Nobody prefers reading. It's, no, just not. Just you, Chris. I think He prefers reading You know what I think

I think it is Exclusively women Yeah Women women more often And not definitely do prefer Reading Like I was I went to the barber Right

They're not allowed to read What are you talking I mean Very soon Very soon I went to the barber I got my My guy my

My side shaved I'm all like cleaned up Now finally Oh yeah And Makes no difference Because you always wear a hood And a hat

But like yeah Yeah I don't always wear a hood I am gonna start Wurring hood Because I brought out my Summer jacket Where it's nice and thin

So I like You brought out Your summer jacket For winter Yeah Yeah. Well, it's just because it's warm in here, but I like wearing a hood. What? I know.

I know there's a, I know there's a mix. It doesn't make sense in a normal setting, but we're in a hot studio. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it. But I also, I enjoy wearing the hood. So I was like, oh, compromise. I'll bring out my thin hood. Yeah. And, yeah, but I'm still probably going to take it out because it gets kind of toasty.

But anyway, yeah, there was a lady waiting for her to get her haircut. And she's just reading all, you know, having a good fucking time. And to me, I'm like, that's so weird. I'm fucking playing a video game and I have listening to a podcast You're crazy lady I'm searching my dick at the same time This woman is just doing one thing

One thing I'm listening to Alex Jones Cell Alpha Brain while I play clash of clans I think of Clash of Clans While I have another app open Fucking looking at a lot of game porn While you're getting your haircut While I'm getting my haircut

The guys like could you please put this way Shut the fuck up Shut the fuck up I'm busy hair I can't cut my hair I cannot sit Make watch your street bitch ass digger I love that I'm

I can't get my haircut without watching gay porn. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. And they just, I mean, somebody will, somebody will let, you'll find one barber that'll do it. I feel like you'll find several. You'll probably find a hundred that would accommodate it. Not a black one. They might even beat you up.

They didn't, all they had to do is ask you to leave, but they would probably just fuck you off. Probably assault. Even they just been like, yo. And then the cops show up and like, shouldn't have been watching gay porn, bro. Should I'm watching gay porn. The idea that like, he assaulted her and then they were just like, you, shouldn't have been to his doors like that is literally never been against the law she was not breaking into his house yeah she yeah she did nothing even i again let's say her idea was i'm

going to fight this guy you don't open the fucking door that's like the people you don't engage it's it's like the people who have like a problem when like i remember this being a thing in upstate where like sometimes you would be sometimes you'd go down the wrong road or something and you'd be fuck I got to turn around so you'd like pull into somebody's driveway briefly and then back up and leave. Yeah. And people, I remember some people being like, oh, you have a right to defend your property that way. And it's just like, what the fuck you talking about? You can't handle people like going into your fucking driveway to turn around?

I was like, is it really that big of a fucking deal? No, not at all. No, of course not. We are also from, dude, back home is fucking crazy. Well, up there is crazy. Have you listened to any, have you seen? Like, have you gone on Facebook? What you're talking about?

I was there like two months ago. Well, that's true. But recently have you gone. on Facebook and like just seeing the way people from our area are talking. It's great. I was like, oh shit. I don't go on Facebook really. Because I want on just to be like, I wonder what my

aunts and uncles are saying. You know, because like, I hope they're not fucking idiots. Yeah. And thank God none of the black ones are. So I was like, who, okay, with this, this has gained me some freedom, I guess. The Puerto Rican ones. Well, the black ones that aren't posing about it. I really hope not.

I really hope. There's at least some semblance of self-preservation. I got to be a, honest about all of those people who have a problem with the the drive-through thing you were saying or the driveway thing and stuff like that even some people that are when you park in front of their fucking house just all those people like that I firmly believe all of those people are they're insane and they have it they they they have the potential to be a murderer oh yeah in a way that in a way the murderers in in in in wait yeah in some way in wait yeah

that's a perfect that's a perfect way of describing it because at no point like a just a normal regular human being it gets that hostile about especially you understand that somebody is just trying to maneuver I need to get out of here so I'm just going to borrow your driveway to turn around how in any possible decent regular world is that offensive the only my only my only stretch my only stretches that you could potentially go on their yard and maybe mess up their yard a little bit. If that happens, sure, I would be mad like, oh, you fucking, you fucked up my, my grass. You'll do it and you'll drive away. That's the only way I'm getting this. So it's like, if I caught somebody doing that, I'd be like, oh, that fucking sucks. But I also would recognize that that is not the norm. That was some dumb ass that maybe been drunk or just terrible at driving, whatever, but that is not the normal. Like, I lived on a busy street most of my life. Yeah. And so that was, it happened all the time. People would come, but our, our line never got fucked up. Nothing ever happened. There was no weird.

shenanigans and so there was no reason to be fucking hostile. So in the same thing, the people that like solicitors will be shot or trespass. Like those fucking people, those people just want to kill somebody. Those people there. Oh, yeah. They're eager to kill. Those are people who are already severely paranoid, probably for a good reason. They probably do it something.

They probably shouldn't be doing it. Oh, you mean a good reason because they're doing some fucking shit. They're probably like they're scared because like they're going to find me. Oh, dude. I remember that was going to find my puppy mill, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember in Glendale when I first got the drone. I was like flying it outside.

Some guy came, like, some guy like went. And I was like literally getting like getting landscape like from the mountains. Like a like a establishing shot for something. I can't remember for what. I think I was just testing it out. And some guy came out of his backyard. He was like, hey, what are you doing recording? And I'm like, I'm not recording.

What the fuck? Who the fuck are you? I don't know who you are. And he freaked out on me and he was like, delete that footage. And I remember being like, it's not recording. Don't worry. And I was like, I don't believe. you is like well tough.

Like I was like I remember being so confused because I was like 21 of this time and he was just like 50 year old dude freaking the fuck out of it yeah, what the fuck? Leave me alone. Well yeah, clearly like he's got kids. My immediate assumption was like oh you're, I shouldn't have said that though. What, what? I think I said what are you hiding?

I said what do you hide or something? Well, like what do you freaking out of that? I tell you die. But I would be like, oh, all right, man. I did take a gamble. Did he reply? I don't remember exactly what he said. He like.

he got really, he got like up in my face about it. And then I was like, yeah, don't worry about it. And I pretended to click something on it. He was like, don't worry. The footage is gone. And he believed it. Which is by the way, like, what the, that's. You made a beep in your.

You made a beep too. I was like, you beat. I was like, beep. So what blows my mind about this story, right? Is that like, he was so paranoid. He's definitely a child blesser, by the way. Like, no shot. 100%.

It's such a weird thing. Like, what are you recording my backyard for? Is like, do you have kids in your back in your back? Yes. So. Hard yes. So immediately. Like him being so suspicious of anybody just existing, especially at that point where like, I feel like that was a period of time where drones were kind of everywhere also.

I remember seeing a couple of them. But to then just believe me, side on the scene that I deleted the footage. So funny. I love that. It's weird. Like I don't understand. Like, well, you do understand. That is that is that gentleman.

I carried to you. I know exactly who we voted for. You know what I'm saying? Right. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. No shot.

I remember the... I should go back and fly the drone. Over his... I remember exactly... I remember the exact house. Oh! It was right across from Joe's... From Acacia.

Right across. Anyone, anyone that has a problem, like, like, that's just like, if it is, if it, like, if it doesn't... It doesn't... Wait. If it doesn't fly, uh, just, what is it? If it don't apply, let it fly, you know? Like that thing. If someone's like...

Someone's, like, if it's, like, if it's, if it's, if it's, if it's, if it's, if it's, if it's, record. I'm like, oh, that's a drone. That's crazy. That's it. I mean, look, look, like you said, I, because it's to both, he's either freaking out because he's doing something fucked up or he's just an insane, paranoid person, which also, you know, the medical industry, I think we're failing so many people. So many people do actually need a psychiatric help. Oh, yes. Yeah. Dude, everyone. I, not even so many people, every single person needs it 100%. Somebody needs something. Some people need it. Some people need it. Way more, though. So more, like, dangerous without it. Yeah. And like that guy, like, where it could be a cocktail of, like, he's insane. And his insanity let him believe to him that, like, he must molest children or something. Like, it's like, it's like it's destiny.

Yeah. It's like his destiny. But then, like, I think, I think what happened is he got freaked out about his privacy being invaded. And then he realized, like, he got in my face and then he realized that, like, well, I don't have anything incriminating outside. Like, you know what I mean? Like, I think that's what happened. So he just, like, oh, I told him, I deleted it. And he was like, fine, good.

And he left. But I think that's why I think he slowly realizes, like, wait, do I have anything outside? The kids aren't in here. Oh, the kids aren't outside. The kids are in the basement. Oh, obviously. I strike myself over or nothing. Oh, geez.

What a silly event. He becomes a fucking Saturday morning cartoon character. Sorry about that. Later. Slides down a tunnel slide that goes into the basement. He's like the fucking, like the fucking britt. Why would you have the same exact noise? It's just the slide.

He pops up. I can't wait them. Alas. Round two. As there's pins and cages crying. You never gave us candy. You lied. Of course I did.

My dick's candy. My dick's. Okay. That was your guy. You met him. That's true. Why are you acting? Well, let's fucking wrong.

You guys have known each other for a decade at least. You're right. You still talk to that guy. You know, it's funny too. It's like, I remember flying that drone shop. You remember, like, I remember flying that drone and like, I flew it for like literally like three minutes. Three minutes. Before he went insane.

He was like. Because I flew it high up and I was like, ah, this thing's too loud for here. Like, I don't know if I want to fly it here. And so I was a meeting. He's like, I'll fly it at home in New York or something. Hmm. And then, like, within 30 minutes, he popped out. It was like, hey.

It's like one of those fucking can't, it's like one of the helicopter can that somebody comes out the house of a fucking frame again starts to running around. Dude, I just love the idea of it's like, what do you think I give a shit what's on the ground? The drone is to get the, the scot, like the landscape. I mean, I don't give a shot. Yeah. This is a call of duty. It's not looking down at you like trying to fucking get your, get a kill streak off you. Yeah.

People are insane. I have. I have prestige already, which is crazy. That, that way easier? I don't know. I don't remember how hard it used to be really because it's been so long. So maybe I just suck because I remember that shit would take like, well, maybe because it would take like at least a month or like of consistent like fucking matches. I was always asked that call duty but I prestige in like, I'm on for two, maybe like three weeks as I was playing a fuck ton. I guess I was playing. I guess that you're playing like so many matches.

Yeah. I think it used to be, correct me, people can correct me if I'm wrong. I don't know Call Duty really at all. Right. But, like, I'm pretty sure you used to... Well, yes, but I'm pretty sure you would prestige... It used to be... Is it... Did it used to be that you only could prestige once?

No. No, you could keep going. You keep going? You keep going. I think past, like, second prestige, it didn't matter. Yeah, I don't really remember. It was... That was the only time I was competitive playing model warfare.

Monofer 2 was the only time I was doing PVP, like, seriously. And it was, man, that was when... Everyone was online. I mean, I even had a match with the Jesus Christ. Like, I was just like, oh, wow, I found the person that fucking got the username, Jesus Christ. Dude, me, me, Jake and Jalen were playing last night, and we got into a match with Xi Jinping and Momar Gaddafi. On the same team, it was amazing.

They were both the final kills on like that, like, final kill cam, which is hilarious. It was just people just trying to get, like, dictators and like that's like. I was so not, I was never going to call duty, so I never really, like. My KD, I got my KD to 1 for like a month and I was like, I'm really happy. I'm really happy at one. And my friends were like, yo, that's dog shit. And I was like, what? They were like, yeah, you suck.

I wasn't, I wasn't very good either. I wasn't very, I was a, I bragged about that. I went to fucking, I went to fucking 10th grade bragging about that. Really? About your 1.0 KD? My KD's one. And they were like, like, okay. That is.

Congrats. Like my nigga, what? I was like, that's one. That's literally, by the way, you're, that's like, that's like bragging about breaking even. No, I thought I thought one was good. I thought like, oh yeah, like I'm not a detriment. And they were like, I mean, you're exactly not a detriment. Yeah. And you're exactly not a benefit. You're just, you might as well not be that. Your, your impact on every game that you were in is, if you remove, if you remove me from the equation and nothing changes. That's what's funny. Like, they could have

like, somebody else could have like, but to be fair, what if what if they were worse than me? Yeah, what if Somebody was worse than you. My one, my one really mattered, bro. Yeah. Yeah. No, yeah, I would,

yeah, I was, yeah. I mean, I wasn't that, I wasn't that great. I was more of, just had specific maps that I was good at.

And then, and then, um, I would play a lot of free for all because I didn't, I didn't become a demon, honestly. That's how you become better in the game. Yeah,

because it also didn't like, I don't like letting the team down. Like, if you get, like, so it just feels better, just like fucking free for all. And just like having a good fucking time.

You're so bad. You're so bad. You don't want to drag the team down until you just play free-for-all. Sometimes. So you can only blame yourself. There are some maps. There were some maps that were designed for specific weapons, like in Marwifur 2. And like that one where you're in like the like the log cabin or whatever.

Yeah. That was the sniper city essentially. Oh, is that the one with like the snow? Yeah. Yeah. No, not the snow. No, no. This one is.

There was a river. There was a river in the middle area. You would like turn to the left and it would just be a cabin like right there. Well, there was got. So you start off like say. pretty much the cabin was to the right kind of one of the spot one of the spotting areas you were it was kind of like

diagonal right because that was the one that you would like all the time they were spawned and rocket launcher shoot it and immediately like five kills it's like damn you can pull it up yeah I'm curious because I'm trying to remember now yeah because I just remember that one was like there was little body of water there right to me that I think there might have been a little thing that you

cross but like I just remember that was like sniper city that was the one where a lot of people were just camping and so that was a map that I hated playing because I'm like, this isn't like the way that I like playing, which I was very melee heavy. So that was just a terrible map for me. So it was one of those things where I'm like, damn, I can do well in some other ones,

the closer quarters. And then there was other maps. So sometimes I'm like, you know what? I just feel like doing free for all, just having a good time. If I do horribly, it's just on me and it doesn't matter, you know? Oh, man. Like that. The lobby chats, man.

God dang. It was nothing like you, dude. Yeah, those were, um, those. Those were the only, I think that was the only time other than playing with my close friends that would actually participate. Every other game, I would just like, whatever. I'm not going to even put a mic in. And then people were just saying the wildest shit. So you have to like, you have to match them.

This one? Wait, I even, I remember that one. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, 100%. So yeah, you would start from the, from like the right. And then you kind of go, you would start, you go diagonal right to up to the thing. Because that was a lot of spawning points just a little bit part far back.

That was one of them. Oh, yeah, the greenhouse. There's a greenhouse in the background. I really like the mission in the campaign in this level. Oh, yeah. It was really good. Because you also have to upload, you have to extract some data at one point,

and then you essentially have to like kind of, it's almost like turns in like hoard mode. I remember a lot of these maps really vividly. Actually, you set up all your, um, you set up all your, you set up your,

you fucking make sure you cover the back door. Like that was a really fun, that was a really fun mission. Yeah, dude. I mean, uh, the new call dude is good. It's,

uh, I have not prestige. I don't think I ever actually. Like, I think I got to max rank in like Monofer 2 and then just didn't Pris because I just didn't give a shit. There was no, there was no, there was a need to. You'd get, what you called?

They said, I got the Famas. I'm mistaken. I didn't get, I didn't need it. Right. I said I got the Famas. You got the Firmas and, um, and maybe. I don't remember. Yeah.

I don't remember. I remember getting that shit. Being like, that's 45 call of duties ago in fairness. It was so many. So it's probably like genuinely like, dude, 2009, man. Maybe like 11 call duties ago. Yeah. That might be hyperbolic.

I mean, I was just thinking about when, um, so Red Dead 2 came out. and I made a joke because I was, I did a Twitter trash and I was talking like Arthur Morgan and I was saying something like, oh, I'm sorry guys. Like I've been playing way too much Black Ops 4 or something. Yeah. And then it made me think of like, God damn. Like that was like 2018, 2019 or something. And then now it was Black Hawk 6 and then like saying another couple of years it's probably

going to be 7. I was like, dude, slow down. Slow down. I've skipped so many Call of Duty games. Yeah. I'm like, I've never going to catch up. The Black House ones are apparently the best. They are like I remember modern warfare very fondly and and like those old ones

That turns infinite warfare right there's a little infinite warfare infinite warfare infinite warfare infinite Infinite warfare was the one right that was that Kevin Spacey? No that was the one before advanced warfare oh you're right Kevin Spacey was advanced warfare advanced and infinite yeah which infinite like I hate is there an infinite warfare yes I hate look it but this was something that really this is really upsetting because the the um gamers don't know what they want man This is what I mean because they're like, oh, we want old stuff. Go back to regular shit.

So they shatter over Infinite Warfare just by seeing the trailer. Yeah. They saw the trailer and they're mad and it was like one of the most downvoted videos on YouTube at the time. Oh, that's right. And turns out when you ask people that actually played the game, especially the campaign, they're like, that shit fucking ruled. So I bought it for like five bucks because that shit sold horribly. Yeah. Did you play it?

Yeah. Like it's, dude. like come on if you're if you're a fan of sci-fi that shit ruled like and it was one of those things that like i'm gonna be 100% honest there's only little times where say i'm watching band of brothers or something uh saving private ryan where i have the it's so like oh i want to play some old school shit other than that i couldn't give a fuck about old school world war one and world or two things because it's kind of all the same at the end of the day. How many times can I fucking do the same goddamn mission as far as like, oh, here's the Battle of the Bull.

Just kidding. But like, you know, it's just like, it's just like, it's just like, it's just, it's you know, I'm going to storm Normandy and I'm like, oh, this is cool, I guess. It's just, but I'm going to be doing the same thing. I'm going to be dodging and not getting shot to death. And then I'm by, we'll liberation, whatever. Anyway, I like, I like, I like World War II's setting. I just like, yeah. It's cool, but... It's kind of boring now. What I like is... Well, dude, Battlefield One, the World War I battlefield game was sick. Like that was like people, people in front with like machine guns on horses and shit. This is dope. Yeah, I played, um... That's my favorite. That's my favorite battlefield, I think, honestly. I play through, I think all of them now. I think other than the world,

the latest, uh... 2042? I haven't played that one. I've, yeah. It's like a few bucks. I should pick it up, but... I've heard it's good. It launched fucked. Right. Because do you remember that was the game that the battlefield game that launched without a scoreboard. Do you remember that? Yeah. I don't remember that. Imagine a racing game coming out and you just don't know what place you're in. You got to make an assumption.

I think I'm third. I think that's nuts. The sound at the end sounded like a win sound, I think. That's crazy. Did I win? So you just kind of like have to like know that you're ahead of everybody. Like if you're like number one, I think it says your team wins. but like it doesn't give you any stats, I remember.

That's crazy. That doesn't make any sense to me. That's a big part of why people play those games. People like they like to see like, oh, how did I do? If there were no rankings, they, BVP would almost surely not be a thing. Like whenever I see people in a PVP setting, if they can't, like I'm watching when NBC2 came out for that collection. The whole point was a lot of people were making content to see how far they can place. and how like say I'm watching fucking um the wazler

fucking just just annihilate everybody and I was just like oh man I want to play him so badly I want to see if I can at least get chip damage you know like I just want to like he would you would get maybe like one or two straight hits but he would fucking dog power who is it's like um Justin Wong yeah he's just like

he's like probably one of the most goaded he he's probably top three most goaded fighting game players of all times So he's like, he's like, like Epstein is to pedophiles what he is to, um, to fighting games. Yeah. Is Epstein close? Yeah. Epstein is definitely a, uh, a top five pedophile.

Yeah, he's like the most, he's probably the most prolific one. Yeah. Yeah. Because, I mean, he's only prolific because of that. If you think about it, because only freaks knew him before. Like, you know, the, the rich socialite freaks. Like, yeah. I literally did not know Jeffrey Epstein until all of that stuff started leaking.

Oh, me too. Yeah. No, no idea. Same. So, like, so essentially, he probably is the most. Because imagine you are solely famous for your pedophilia. Like, you didn't, I didn't, Galane and all the people. And, like, Trump's been around.

I never saw those pictures of them together until, like. Galane Maxwell. You see the, um, that. So John Mullaney on SNL who was like There's this guy running for Office I think in New York Whose name's Harvey Epstein

Oh no No No They had like an SNL thing where it was like John Mullaney has him like running And he's like listen I know And it's really fucking funny

But like I thought it was just like a dumb sketch About like some guy Oh that would be a bad name For somebody running for anything that that's funny it's a funny idea for a fictional character it's a real guy it's a real fucking person at a certain he apparently seems like a really nice guy it doesn't so sad about it anymore yeah like if you're so aware you got it you gotta you gotta sit down dude yo you got to look if you want to if you want to run for power and if you have any inclination of actually

trying to help people or fix things you have to change your name that's like oh it's like oh it's me gangis hitler yeah which is kind of fire though Oh, it's not That's great Geng is Hitler Adolf Khan man That shit Adolf Khan goes hard

I think Adolf is a cool name But I see I think I think Adolf is a dumb name I think Adolf sounds stupid But then when you put an O on the end Adolfo is kind of awesome It sounds like a reindeer name It does

Like Rudolph Adolf Yeah Which I mean I guess it kind of is right Yeah Yeah It's like totally like a A German

Like reindeer type Because Rudolph is that too Rudolph and Adolf So. Or definitely brothers. That's gross that Rudolph. Adolfo. Adolfo.

And Rudolpho. Rudolfo. I've never better Rudolpho. Rudolfo, really? No. I've known two Adolfo's and one of them, I might have said this on the podcast where I made a joke about him being Adolfo hit Lero. And he thought he didn't think was funny at all. And I thought like, he didn't think it at all.

Not even a little bit. I was like, well. You fuck up a joke in the room is quiet. I was like, I don't know, it was funny. You're laughing. What sucks is when you laugh at one of your jokes before anyone else laughs? and then like, you look stupid. It doesn't hit you.

Like, giggling already. I'm like, I sometimes, I sometimes have to, my wife does that a lot. She'll just be laughing and I'm like, just looking at her like, that shit didn't hit at all. I'm sorry. If I can't fake laugh though, I'm bad at it. I'm bad at like giving people a laugh. I'm not very good at it.

I can't do that anymore. You know, anymore? I used to be able to do it for women. Actually, that's true. For girls I would like, I used to like, I used to like, I used to like, I used to like their jokes about it. Like if I just like, oh, this is not that funny, but it will make them happy if I laugh. I feel like my eyes are too fake

so I don't even attempt it. What the fuck does that mean? Because there is a there is a there is a there is a genuine crow and squint to laughter. So like when you're

actually like laughing or smiling there is an authenticity to your face. It's like you guys can't you guys aren't this stupid right? Like you understand that when somebody's fake smiling and their eyes aren't doing. I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, you can, of course you do. You can look at your psychopath. If he doesn't know what I'm talking about, then yes, but like, you can tell what someone's like, like when someone's fake smile, like because their eyes aren't fucking doing the fucking

the switch. And they're not, there's no crow street. There's like, and you're like, oh, like a Mr. Beast smile. Yeah, like so and then so if you laugh, the people will laugh like that. But that's how I smile. Their eyes are like, they're like, and then their eyes are like still and you're like, you do smile like Mr. Beast. You have a. I don't smile well. I laugh, but I'm not going to. I don't often smile. Give us a smile.

Give us a smile. I don't care. Look at the camera. Look at that camera. Camera one. Give us small. A real smile. No, like a real smile.

Like, say, you cheese. Yeah, that's fucking terrifying. That's bad. I'm not good at it. I don't know how to do it. You look like somebody who would chastise me about flying a drone. You look like. I don't know how to smile.

You would just stab someone 50 times. And you're just, like, satisfied with your work. For my young age, I would always look goblin-esque in pictures on purpose. You always do the little... Yeah. I know there's people that, you know, the soy smile is a lot of people do that when they... What's what smile? Their, soy smile.

What is that? You know, the soy face? You don't remember that from all that? I know soy face. There's a smile version of it? What's that? It's the same thing. It's just like people, they're smiling.

but they're the soy. So they just got their mouth open. So, so, so basically the idea is that they're... You're like fucking jeezing pig. The idea is that they're self-conscious about their smile, so they do that face specifically.

Right, right. So like, whenever, yeah, whenever you see someone doing that over thing, it's because they hate their smile. That is so true for so many people. It's crazy.

I started, and how I figured that out was when, um, look at people just do this as a social experiment take some selfies with some people yeah after like five seconds they're gonna start doing that fucking face because they're hating like what they're seeing they're like oh yeah yeah so then they'll start going like oh and making stupid ass faces it's oh yeah i'm totally sure that i love that i just i love being like aware of that shit i can't do a toothy smile man that shit's weird to me can do what's fine toothy smiles because i can do like a

toothy smile that looks fake that too. That's way better. I'm be honest. It doesn't look as it's better. I don't like a monster. Yeah, because when you bury your teeth, you look crazy. Because I don't have a, I have a maw. You essentially look like that guy in that mugshot, that drawing. No, I shaved on purpose and I look like him actually. I think that's why I shaved. Because he looks like, you can see that in my face

I have a non-monstrous face. I never really thought about that. I have a very adorable round face. I have to pull that. I shaved on purpose to insulate all my innocent looking features. I have to pull that up and I do a side by side. I don't have to them anymore. I think before when I was raggedy.

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Okay. It's, uh, I don't know what's happening right now. I think, I think, it looks like a completely different image every time I look at it. Where? Some this sucks, bro. I don't, whatever. I don't think he's got me anymore. I think with my face shaved, I think I look like a human, and he doesn't look a human at all.

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You got to keep that in mind. Patreon's not kind of long names in the question asking part. I could read your whole name at the end, but like, it's a bit finicky. Anyway, he writes in. He says, hi, dittily ho. Oh, hi. Diddley ho, Tank Boys. I thought he was calling me Didlio.

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I legit thought he was talking about some Dajric weapon in Skyrim. Stay thankful, gentlemen. Wow. What's the razor calling it? What is it called again? It's something's razor. Nigger's razor? What are you talking about?

Yes. No. That's just OJ's knife. It's just. You find a real magical weapon? Damn. Yeah, yeah. It's like, yo, this shit is actually...

What would be the... What would be the... What would be the perk, I guess? And you can... Sometimes you get critical hits on white people. Particularly white women. I feel like it should be something about, like... Maybe we can win an amazing athlete?

This cannot be traced back to you or something. Like, 50% chance that it's... doesn't get traced back to you like whatever you whatever damage you do to this or with this you know what I mean man OJ before the murder stuff man he was a pretty cool dude

he was in a naked gun yeah he was on cloud nine he was also a fucking once in a generation athlete actually I'm pretty sure he hosted SNL too yeah because everyone's getting killed he did really good several I don't know that's yeah he killed

man he's a he's such a People, I will say, there's like, and we'll get back to the question in a second, but like, I was watching old episodes of SNL because I was like, I saw some episodes recently that were actually like genuinely funny. Like there were like sketches that made me laugh. And I was like, what the fuck? That's so weird. Because people were always talking about how SNL isn't funny. And I tended to agree just like from like a osmosis perspective. I was like, yeah, SNL isn't funny. And then I was like, I wonder how true that is. And I went back and watched old SNL. I was just like, oh, no, SNL's just always been like really hit and miss. like the entire time. Well, yeah, of course. Like 20% hit rate, 80% misrate. Yeah. And the things that we remember are the hits. So we just kind of, it's almost like how we think about decades in music.

We're like, oh, the 80s were great. And it's like, actually, this is probably a lot of garbage in the 80s. We just siphoned all the garbage out and we only remember the good stuff. That's kind of how I feel about it. I agree with that. But I think the 2000s was a lot of terrible music. I think I really, I really stand by that. I think it was a lot of really horrible music.

I think that's a very 2000's opinion. That's true. Because I live through it. I don't think that's... Because even now I think about like things like the Backstreet Boys or whatever. Like at the beginning of like Deadpool and Wolverine where they were doing bye bye bye, bye, I was like,

I used to hate this song. This is a dope song. This is a good song. I never hated. Actually, my prom night, prom night, I'm a senior. I'm 18 years old. Got my buddies together and we fucking lip-sing bye-bye-bye. Yeah.

That shit was always fired. I used to hate it. I tried. They refused. They were like, Hey, man, we agreed to the song and that's it. I'm like,

you fucking, you fucking losers. You fucking three my aggregate. Like, what do you mean? What is me? Their song, their song fucking,

their song fucking, dirty pop sounds like penis music. Do you know what I mean? That song's stupid. I love that song. I love that song because it's literally just insane. It is just psychotic. That melody.

It's not a. It's ridiculous. Yeah, which... I love it. To me, it's like, yeah, if you're into, like, weird shit. It's weird. It's weird as fuck. I feel that.

That is not a song that I would expect to be a hit anywhere. It is not a, like, music theory bop, if you know what I mean. A song is not... There's no science to that. But anyway, so what I mean by that is like, so I was looking through some old SNL. And I remember being like, oh, Chris Farley. Like, oh, yeah. Matt Foley down by the river.

Yeah, it's good, yeah. But then they do that, like, 18 more times. They do Matt Foley again and again. It's just like, what the fuck is... This is not good. And it's Chris Farley, who's hilarious. I think, as I know, like you said, two hit or miss, to, for me to bother... Like, if it's that hit or miss, I'm just not going to watch in that way.

Yeah, I wouldn't want... Yeah, watching a full episode is tricky. Like, I usually, like, look for the... I go to the highlights, you know what I mean? Like, what are people talking about? And it's usually pretty good. Like, they just had... They just had Bill Buron is like a firefighter doing an ink...

Like, one of the Rorschack tests. Have you seen this? No, I haven't seen it. It's him and like a bunch of, I guess, some other cast members. And they're doing a Rorschach test. And it's some of the most unhinged shit because like it's usually like, for the other people, it's like, oh, okay, like an ink plot. It's like, ah, it's an apple or whatever. And then when it gets to him, it's like literally like deviant art like Mike Wozowski spreading his ass.

And it's so good. And it's like. I think he's such, I think he genuinely is such a fucking unbelievably ridiculous comedian. Bill Burr? I think he's such a good comedian. Like I think. Bull Burr's good. Yeah.

I mean, you know, he... He could be hit or miss. I think he's genuinely... Sorry. I think he's insanely funny. I respect him more than a lot of comedians, for sure. Like, I like that he's able to go on Joe Rogan and be like, what do you fucking mouth breathing? Like, pretending like you know this shit.

Yeah. Like, I like that. I like that he's at that point where he doesn't have to pretend... He's not like a lot of comedians who go on Joe Rogan and they feel like they have to suck up to him because, like, they know that this is like their ticket to the limelight, which I think is a lot of comedians, quite frankly. Yeah. Like, he's established... I think the only person I can see in modern time that doesn't do that is Gillis. Yeah.

I think Gillis is another person that doesn't go on and suck his day. Yeah. I think he goes there and he talks to him. Yeah. But he doesn't go there and like absolutely. I'll be honest, man. I don't get the, I feel like there is a.

I don't know why Joe Rogan so respected in that community because he's not very funny. Well, it's because he has, it's the platform. Yeah. And he very much advocates for that form of media, I guess. He literally only has fair weather friends. Yeah. Like that's that's all Yeah

That's all the Everybody around him Is a fair weather That's it Thinking about like Because I don't I don't really Because I think about like

I watch his standups To like be a very like critical like Oh it's actually funny Rogan I watch it I'm like They're not good at all None of them are good No

That's what's crazy at all That's what's so crazy about it And then I watch Take all of it away right Take all of the conspiracy shit away All of the fucking All of that shit Evapurated from the equation

his stand-up is bad. Yeah. All of it. So when he was younger, so I will be fair, he had some good bits when he was way younger. And what I mean is like say for his first Netflix special, because I think it was either 2005 or 2006, he was one of the first people on Netflix that before when they were still delivering DVDs. And I remember seeing one. He had a few very basic, but like just about talking about how stupid people are. It was a really good bit.

And he's talking about like the pyramids and all this shit like that. he was much better back then. And I feel like at a certain point, like, just weed and just probably sparring all the time just ruined his fucking brain. Yeah. Like he's just always high and he's always getting his head punched in. He's not competing.

But I feel like people, I feel like people get their CTE from sparring. Because people spar way more than they fight. Oh, yeah. He have a few fights. People get fucking rattled in sparring. So, like, I've been rattled the fucking sparring plenty of times, dude, when I was in M.A.

And like, I imagine, like, And then sparring's crazy. It's especially if you're sparring because you're supposed to spark people that you're going to actually get better against. Unless you're just trying to get your body moving, you know. So you're sparring, that will beat the fuck out of it. They're like, oh, yeah. If someone goes in with a bad attitude to when they don't like you, they're trying to take your head off your body, trying to fuck up a whole entire. Right.

Imagine that trying to fuck an event up that bad. Like, I'm going to knock this guy unconscious to him to swallow his own tongue. Yeah, it's kind of insane. But like, so Joe Rogan, right? it's pretty obvious to like comedians that are close to him that he sucks ass and it's pretty obvious when you really pay attention to how his sense of humor fucking sucks

it's even at the point where I wanted to see Kyle Kaczynski's last podcast he did with Joe Wogan because they're Kyle Kalinsky's been flaming Joe Rogen now Kyle Kulinski is not going to be invited on Joe Rogen ever again Oh yeah yeah but Kyle's been doing his rounds on him

He's uh he used to go on and be very respectful even though Joe Ogun was already a dips shit at the point. So I watched his last one just to see if he like really did anything. Not really. He was just being friendly mostly. But Joe Rogan is talking about Burt Kreischer's movie The Machine. He's all the trailer release and was fucking hilarious. I'm like, you're, you're not like Joe, no one thinks that other than your retarded audience, you know, like he, but he's, he is his audience essentially like, but all the people around him like Bill Burr, they know, Bill Burr knows Bert Kreischer is not funny. He's just a interesting guy to hang out with. He had that podcast

for a little while and it lasted for like 10 episodes or something because Burt Chrysler sucks so much ass that it just couldn't like it was Bill Burt the Bill Burt podcast lasted at a certain point it's like he's too obnoxious I can't fucking deal with him anymore yeah and uh long story short Joe Rogan is clearly unfuny and people are gonna suck the teeth which I understand I understand even like the Shane Gillis without with Shane Gillis like is somebody who deserves to have some recognition that he has, but probably would have went unnoticed if Joe Rogan's platform didn't expose him to so many fucking people. And he, he's not my favorite

or anything. I just feel like he was just a, to me, what I'd call it a vacuum. There was a huge vacuum in the, in the comic world for like people like Shang Gillis. People who were just like us. Right. Yeah. We just fuck around and just talk shit. To be, he's nothing special at all. I was like, oh, he's just literally like what we're doing. And I don't find very many comedians at the top doing that right now. It's kind of like a vacuum. He filled that hole. I think he's funny.

I think he is funny. I don't think he's not funny. I'm just saying, I don't think he's anything special. Like the way some people are like, oh, he's the best. And I'm like,

I don't know what the best. He's refreshing now. He's not the best. But you see what I mean? Like he's refreshing in a setting that like I, this is how I feel about Shane Gillis. I think say one of us, if that's what we wanted to do could like be,

like say, I don't think there would be much missing if say one of you guys replaced Shane Gillis. Oh, I don't agree. Yeah, I don't think, I don't think, uh... I think he knows what he's doing to a degree that I think is, like, pretty clear. What is, what is so, what is so, like, oh, man, nobody could do what Shane goes on. I think he just, he's very good at playing to an audience in a way that doesn't necessarily compromise himself.

Like, he's, like, him going on S&L and essentially, like, just doing his set, even though, like, he knew that it would probably bomb with that audience. It's kind of cool. Like, and the fact that, like, he was, um... What's that? The most recent special that he did. Derek's dying. Good? It was that the live one in Austin or something?

I don't remember. It's the one where he talks about, oh, I think it's beautiful dogs. I thought Beautiful Dogs is really funny, like the entire time. And it was like consistently. And it was just like, oh, that's like not. Even comedians that I really like, like Bill Burr and, you know, other people like that, like have a hard time pacing a special well. Well, yeah, putting on hours.

Because Paper Tiger was like the first half of Paper Tiger sucked. And the last half of Paper Tiger, I thought was pretty good. But, like, Beautiful Dogs, I think he's, like, pretty good consistently. I think he's good at pacing his bits out in a way that's kind of hard to do. I think he's good at playing to the field where he doesn't, yeah, it doesn't compromise. Yeah, I guess what I'm asking is, what is, say if Shane Gillis is like gone. What is like. What is exactly lost?

Well, yeah, what I mean by that is he, I feel like there's so many people that just, you know, he got in a position to where he made the best out of his position, you know, became friends with Joe Rogan and everything. There's a lot of people who, like, there's a lot of comedians out there that are massive. Like Nick Mullen, for example, who I've never laughed harder than anybody. But he's one of those people who doesn't want to be, he doesn't want to go to the next level, really. Yeah. He's just kind of fine where he's at. He's also like, he's rich because of the podcast.

So I think it would get like over 100K a month for just doing like bullshit. And he's so like, oh, I'm going to let the other guy, Adam Friedland. I'm going to let him take the reins. Even though clearly Nick Mullen is the guy, he's the flagship guy, this is going to be the Adam Friedland show. And I'm going to kind of take a step back and I'm like, it upsets me as a fan, but I respect it as an artist because I'm kind of the same way. And I think you're the same way.

And just like, oh, there's this potential that sky's the limit, but at a certain point you're like, I'm kind of, I'm coasting. I'm cool. Yeah, I'm fine. Yeah, exactly. It's one of those things. And Shane, I feel like he was that. And then at a certain point, he was like, no, I want more.

And I feel like, so now he started grinding. And I'm like, I'm not saying anything. negative about him at all. I'm saying that. He grinded. He made sure he befriended Joe Rogan and it fucking, it worked so unbelievably well. Yeah, I will say the only thing, what I think would be missing without him is specifically like, there are very few people out there, unfortunately, in that realm, in that realm especially, who are going to go out there and say, um, things that are edgy in the way that we would consider them, but also not be insane. You know what I mean? Like that he goes out there and like when they're like picking on, I think that he,

He was on a, he was on some podcast, right? Was it, was it with Andrew Should or whatever? They were like picking on some down syndrome. Yeah, there was like the down syndrome. He was like, come on. You know what I mean? And it's that, I think is kind of important in that space. Just to have somebody who's like, understand it.

Like they understand what's funny about like put towing the line like or like pushing the line. But they're also like not fucking sociopathic. They're not. They're not like. Yeah. He's not like so like yeah, like somebody. He's grounded and that's what I appreciate about it. I appreciate that he's like, again, like I say, I compare him to like somebody like.

us in a way that we we understand there is certain lines that you shouldn't cross publicly. Right. Yeah. Like it's like the Andrew Schultz crew, or at least Andrew Schultz specifically, there is no line. It's like as if I know that punching at this fucking downturns a person is going to make a large portion of my audience laughing. It's like, well, it's not, you don't need to do it. Shult makes me so fucking sad. You don't need to do it.

Turn the podcast goes off. Then say it. Guys laugh amongst each other. about it. And then, but that's not going on the podcast. He's surrounded by yes, man. No, that's the, that's, that's Schultz's big. Yeah.

Is, um, is the black dude still there? Oh, yeah, he's still there. Because I, I know how much he, because I didn't see the episode with Donald Trump. I'm not going to watch that fucking shit. But I was, I wonder what he thought because I know how much he hated him. I don't think he was there. He probably. I don't think he was there for that episode.

I think, I think, I think that's like, that's like an episode where like, it's like having Joe Buttony here. It's like, don't have me here. No. Like there's going to be no. Pause. There is no universe that will exist. Oh, no, you guys would force me to be here. Yes.

It's supposed to be here. But there's like, why would you have me here for that? I would strap you down to a chair if you didn't want to be here. Because it's like, all I'm going to do is, all I'm going to do is a physical altercation. Like, actually, it's probably going to eventually get physical. That's good for the show. That is amazing. It's good for the show.

Dude. That's content. That is in jail. It's content. It's content. What? Okay. I don't actually, we don't think we have time to go through this.

I was going to say, because I wanted you to really lay down like the, the, the passion I understand there's a lot of people that there's a lot of people I dislike Like it's like him and Charlamagne the god I couldn't have a conversation with Charleney see I feel more about Charlamagne like that Than um

Well Joe Biden is that he's old and dumb and he has a lot of really Really dumb takes about hip hop that make me Want to physically assault him yeah But what bothers me more is that he can also He's actually a very talented rapper So it's like you don't deserve the sword you were given You should die But you know like

lead us all. That's so crazy. All right. That's all good. Oh, Occam's Razor. Occam's Razor. Oh yeah.

We went up on a tangent. That is, I will say, going through life, not knowing something like that must have been, it's one of those things or like you must have heard it many times before.

What does Ackman to mean exactly? Occam's Razor means the simplest explanation is off is usually the right one. Yeah, because that is, that is just between two lines to straightforward usually. It's just extremely,

it's just a logical take where it's like the more fantastical your story has to be, the less likely it happened. It's kind of the same DNA of just like, it's not exactly the same set. It's not exactly the same philosophy necessarily, but it's kind of like, I think, intrinsically linked to never attribute to malice. What could be attributed to stupidity? It's kind of like, it's like, is it more likely that like there's a cabal of evil people engineering a vaccine to kill people or that like, it's just. or just that the vaccine is not like a hundred percent perfect. Yeah.

You know what I mean? Like what's because how could it be? Like say, you know, actually talking about fucking Joe Rogan and the anti-Portarican. Oh my God. What's his name? Hinchcliff.

Thank you. So Tony Hinchcliffe, they were on the podcast and then they started talking about a spike of deaths in Canada. I think it was in 2021. He's so punable. So it's like Occam's Razor would suggest, well, let's see. There have been many pandemics in. throughout history that have killed millions of people.

So Optimus Raiders would suggest that the virus caused a spike. And then they were like, let's not use that and say it was the vaccine, which historically the vaccine has saved millions of lives. You know what I'm saying? It's one of those things where you have to bend reality to fit your narrative. And it's like, here's a simple explanation. And then you're just ignoring it. It used to be like so they used to be, well, there was a pretext time they got too high on

themselves. They were very, it was a pretty time we were very, very. racist. Have you heard how Joe Rogan has talked about comedians and the responsibility and how important they are? And you know what he said? Kat Williams was on the podcast. And he said to Kat Williams, like, what we do, like, there's probably only like 250

of us. Like, and Kat Williams was like, you can tell he wanted to like flame Joe, but he's being respectable. He was just like, yeah. One of those things where like Joe is talking out of his ass. So insane. And I'm like, Joe, first of all that you even. think that you're at the same level of these people.

Like he's already... Yeah, he thinks he's like a Carlin or something. It's insane. No, no, he does. No, I know he does. He thinks when he brings up... He thinks he's a Richard Pryor. He thinks he's...

On his new venue, there's pictures of all these legends, and there's a picture of him next to some of the legends. It's insane. No, you're not there, man. It's not even. You are the biggest podcaster in the world. No one's going to take that away from you. You know what I mean?

You were probably the king of podcasting. Undoubtedly. 100%. No one's close. The godfather of what it is now. That's your Hall of Fame. By all means, take it. You've earned it.

You deserve it. Yeah. You're not a comedian. Like, you're not a comedian. Close. The idea of it's like, oh, there's only 250 of us. It's like, no. Like, first of all, even if that were true, that doesn't, I don't know how to explain this.

Does it make? There are a lot of people that I know that are fucking hilarious who are just not comedians. Because they don't, because they don't wish to be. They're just people. They're just people. The thing about this is. is a very common thing. Yes.

It is not this fucking extreme, like, I think I think being funny is common. Being hilarious is not common. Maybe. Because being hilarious, that you could walk in a room and make pretty much anybody in a fucking room laugh, which is really

I don't really think most comedians do that either by being very honest. Yeah. I think, I can. One of my favorite stories, I think I said, I don't even know if this is. Who is the funniest comedian genuinely you ever think of like actually truly

like hilarious? Like, truly hilarious. Like you watch them and you will fucking laugh. Oh, probably, probably the three stooges. That ass, though. That might be. There's some, there's some weight to that, but like. I gave you a little lightheaded.

Too much oxygen to escape me. You just stop breathing entirely. Honestly, so I was thinking, am I getting cynical because I remember really enjoying. I think a lot of specials that I enjoyed back then, people aren't just, they're, they're, They're running out of material, unfortunately. It's just like a lot of my favorite musicians. There's only a handful of bands that after their fifth, their sixth, their 10th studio album that they've gotten to, hold on. It's like, like, they've gotten to a certain point.

I'm like, oh, the magic's gone. They're making okay albums, but nothing's compared to what they were doing. And I think there's a lot of comedians are doing the same thing. The only person, and this is my point of view, because of my ridiculously immature sense of humor, Nick Mullen from the Adam Freeland Shore or Comtown is, is the only comedian to me that, like, has made me have to like, oh, I'd be listening to the podcast while I'm playing a game and I have to pause the game because they said something, he said something so fucking ridiculous. Like, say Stavros, the fat guy that left, come down. He's like kind of having a philosophical talk or talking about like the eth, about eating animals and stuff and like, oh, if I see like chicken feet or something, it's too real for me. Like I don't want to, you know, like, I just want to see the meat.

And I don't want any of that stuff to be around it. Like, he's going on a thing. And Nick was kind of, you hear him being like, yeah, like he's like he's listening. And the next thing you replies, he's like, Starvo's, would you ever graft pig ears to your head? Like, just in a way that like just completely derails any seriousness of the conversation. And in the tone that he says it in, like he's so serious about it. Yeah, it's equal parts. You have to know what to say and how to deliver it.

Hearing it, me explaining it is not nearly as funny as hearing it and being caught off guard. Yeah. To where, like, that was one of the funniest things I heard in a while because I wasn't expecting it at all. Who do you think is the funniest? Who do you think is the funniest comedian? For me? Yeah. I think, oh, Chappelle.

I'm being honest. I think Dave Chappelle in like 2007, 2008 was just like. Yeah. I mean, Chappelle's up there for me, even with like the last couple of specials not being like anything that I liked. Just because, like, nothing. The hardest that I think I've ever laughed out laughing. is that Michael Jackson bit from six and stuff. We were howling in the house with that shit.

I, and it is, again, the delivery of it. A lot of it is just delivery. It's like, Michael Jackson sucked my dick. Yeah.

Is ingrained into my, I'm smiling just thinking about it. It's really funny. It's good. And his, but I think for me, it's, it's,

for me, it's Norm. I think Norm is so, because Norm is like, Norm is like a Nas type. Whereas, like, that's the comedian's comedian.

Yeah. Like, he goes up, there at the roast of Bob Saggett and just tells all these like, lies. No, no, he goes up there and says like, oh no,

he tells jokes only for him, right? He tells jokes only for him and jokes only, it was like jokes out of a joke book for kids. Or it's like, yeah, Bob Sagitt has a face like a flower. Yeah,

cauliflower. And just all the people on stage are losing it. And the audience is like, the fuck, what is this? And him on... I remember that. Yeah.

And him on SNL where he's, he's like constantly going after OJ, even though the network is like constantly warning him not to do it because they're friends with... Like, him wasting people's time on Conan. I don't know. His delivery too is also like one of those things too. It's like, I don't think he would be necessarily as funny without that like perfect... Mount Rushmore. Give me a round. Me remount Rushmore.

Of comedians? Yeah. So you got four. It's norm for me. But that's a good question. Probably Chappelle, right? Probably. I think he's earned it.

He's fell off, unfortunately, but, like, I think he's done too much good, I think. All right. What do you got? What you got? So, two more.

Or don't, you can take out some Pell if I just insert it in there. I think, I think he's got too old. Well, think about your remorse work because you're next. Hmm. Damn.

Come on. I know you guys. Bobby Lee. I like Bobby Lee. I like them too. No, I actually, I actually really like Bobby.

Yeah. His podcast is actually pretty funny. Tiger, a tiger belly. And he actually kept doing it after him and a uh uh colila what a fucker name is they split and they kept doing it and when i was hearing their living situation i'm like how are you guys still doing a podcast because he's like a freak where he won't like let her he's like kind of like he still wants her you know even though it's

of course yeah yeah he's just a porn addicted small dick like can't and she's just like dude i need to like fuck some like real men but like and then they're still doing the pocket i was like it's The professionalism Off the charts I couldn't do it That's like that's like Fleetwood Mac when they were making Rumors or whatever

Where you're just like It was tag team and a fucking girl Yeah yeah We gotta make an album still She's like All right Let's get back to this That she makes one of the best songs

Ever made I mean that You can do that That album is fucking perfect I think it's because Because they were I think it's because they were In such a state of

Side of the Times man You'd like probably Side of the Times Yeah you can You can make some brilliant stuff Like My friend told me when I went through a breakup in 2013, I was, I was releasing a mixtape and he was like,

oh, this is the best stuff you written because, like, you're hurting. And I was like, oh, thanks, man. But I guess it's true, you know, when you, when you're, when you're in a weird state, I think, I think people conflate that too often to like production of great things. I think, I think you can make good stuff when you're sad about things being sad, but at the same time as people are like, you got to draw power from pain. It's like, nah, pain doesn't exactly always make you. I don't want it to be that way.

I don't want it to be that way, but I've written a lot of my songs I've written even in like say metal or whatever I don't have too much trauma in my life so I had to make shit up. Sinbad. Yes, and you mean the pirate, right?

Yes, the pirate sinbad. Yes, it was Dave Chappelle Norm, Norm McDonald's Sinbad and I got a list for you that's gonna blow your shop shop. I don't fucking David Lerner and David.

Such a ladyliff. I don't know. David Leonard. All right. It's actually, it's going to be tattooed on your back. Okay. First of all,

we got the gringo pop himself. Oh. Fucking whatever's name is. Brendan Shaw. That nigga is the worst comedian I ever heard of my dog. Dude, Joe Rogan should be beaten specifically just for that. Not even for Joe Rogan being like a bad comedian.

Actually indirectly killing a lot of people because of vaccine misinformation, getting Trump elected possibly. No, don't even. None of that stuff. matters. Brendan Schaub is the worst thing. Brendan Schaub is the worst thing Joe Rogan's done by far.

I hate how that Nickup persists. I hate how he persists. Yeah. It bothers me so much. Is he still doing? Is he still doing stuff? He's kind of slow down. He was like, I'm taking a step back because I want to focus more on my family.

I'm like, well, that's a lie because he, you probably, when your kids were newborn, you know, he has a son named Tiger and he probably should have, um, yeah. So I'm like, after, did you see him flip a truck in the sand? he did actually yeah so he was like being or going off-roading and stuff in a in a truck and he like and he slowed no he flipped the truck but he was completely fine everyone was like damn who's your real rap Mount Rushmore real fast you had time to think about it I got I got Eddie of course Eddie Morda Eddie Gordo close enough he's played he might be funny you don't know a son yeah so I got Eddie Murphy I got uh I got young particularly young Dave Chappelle

yeah Dave Chappelle uh uh I got, uh, dang I'm trying to think of, man, you had time to think about this. I think norm would be up there for me, but I don't want to,

I don't want to give it to norm exactly. I don't think you're a norm guy. I like norm, but, yeah, but like, he wouldn't be in your top. You want to,

no, he's not, yeah. Who do I really watch? Come on. You know this. I would put, I would put,

um, Mitch Headberg in there for me. You put Mitch in there for real? Yeah, I think so. He's just so fucking strange. And he died too quick. I'm sad.

I'm really bummed about that. We got Carlin, of course. So Carlin, so that's three. I think Carlin is the goat, actually. All right, one more. And Carlin would be my fourth, I think. And then we have one of the community that I think is truly hilarious. Sinbad, right?

Sittitt. Check. Bob Saggett. We got Amy Schumer. Okay, we got. Amy Schumer. Let's go. All ducks aside, I would say it's probably.

Pryor? Pryor's too easy. He was too, it was, okay, whatever. Did, come, just hurry up. I guess I would say prior. I'm trying to think. When you make it less than the time. Yeah,

but I'm trying to be as excited as possible. You stop because I'm going through your mind, man. You don't think you're out of a thinker. But, uh, that's crazy. That's so rude to say to somebody. I go prior, I guess.

Ellen DeGenerous. All right. Prior, at least a placeholder for now. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, it is,

four is a fucking hard list to do because it's just four. But I definitely, Carlin, for sure. I was, I was just watching Carlin clips after the election because I have to. Yeah. It's always relevant.

It pisses me off how always relevant it is. Totally. I'm so glad he's not around to see any of this. His heart would be broken. He would be, he would kill someone, I think. He'd be a murder at this point. At this point, he'd be like, I can't, like he would have one big stadium show or maybe like a soccer stadium show.

And then he would just ignite it. He would just ignite it. He'd be like, it'd be supposed to go to every seat. And he would just ignite it. He'd be like Oprah, but for like murder. For murder. You get a bomb and you get a bomb. Like, every.

The greatest freaking mass murdering He sets off a hundred thousand car bombs In a stadium And that bitch for a moment For ten seconds It's daytime He's like he's like

And you know It makes me love him more Yeah It makes like oh he truly is the girl That's hilarious I have his record He has a record One of my favorite things about Carlin

He has that record Or that comedy album That's uh I kind of like it when a lot of people die Yeah Yeah And it was recorded, I think, like, the day before 9-11. It was certainly before.

It was like the day before. He got 0-7, right? No, no, no, like 0-8 or 09. Yeah, it was, you're probably in the ballpark. That's probably correct. I think it was 0-8 because I remember specifically being like in 08, like, fuck, I never got a chance to see him. That was great. Like, there were chances to see him.

Right. But you didn't think. He just seemed ancient forever. So it didn't really seem like he was going to go anywhere. He seems like he's been old for so. long. I will say though his last special he was noticeably like a little

his the pep and his step was a little gone he was still pretty sharp but he wasn't as quick like with his word so I was like oh yeah yeah he was slowing down a little bit um Carlin patricia O'Neal oh I gotta go Nick Mullen who'll come down because he's no one's ever made me laugh hard in him

and I think I think overall I got to go Bill Burr too is Bill Burr like I just just everything that he, his older specials were phenomenal and also his podcast. Like he, sometimes he just, he's just ranting about sports and of like, you can make someone who doesn't give a shit about sports, like get interested because he's just, when he's upset about something, it's so funny. I think Burr has his ability where he can talk and in conversation he can make fun of you

so fucking well. Unless if he doesn't respect you, the way he tears down people he doesn't respect is so fucking funny. Because it's just like, he's just, he's just, he's just, Calling you an idiot in so many colors. I do. You're so tough with your open nose and throat. When he's talking to the math.

When he was talking to them, I forgot his name. The guy that was the guy that was on comedy, he's not a traffic, I forgot his name. Carlos Mincea? No. John Stewart? Yeah, Stuart. Was it really? No.

I was like, no. No, no. That's Stewart. It's, um. Colbert? I think it was Stephen Colbert. I think it was. Are you sure?

What are you talking about? Colbert is the really smug one, right? Yeah. He was performing like a smug kind of conservative. Yeah, and he was just like Just the way he was ridiculing him was I don't know what the fuck you're talking about I don't know what you're talking about

Oh he's gonna try to find out Alright next question Come in Colbert The way he was insulting him was like Do you think you know what the right thing to do And he's like yeah In fact he was like oh yeah You're sure with your fucking millions of dollars

Sitting in a comfy ass seat You have no clue what you're talking Weren't you born in the money And I'm just like fuck I don't know I don't know what you're talking I think Stephen Colbert When he was just fucking attacking his livelihood And I'm like Jesus

I don't know about that And they don't post this. Oh, see if you can find it because, like, I mean... He's lying. He just made it up. It's another last of us movie trailer that he pretended to see. And then Bill Bird pulled out a sword and used it. Yeah. There's people, like, the issue with, like, top...

Because I also think about, like, writers or, like, people who have shaped a lot. Oh, it's not Colbert. So it's like, is it just people who are just... Because Mitch Heedberg in that context wouldn't be there. You know what I mean? because he's just somebody that I think is just genuinely really funny. Yeah. But like the influence, I guess, is not necessarily there.

But like, I don't know. It's a hard question. Whatever your criteria is, I guess, because I was just kind of going off of who's made me laugh like the most. Like in that case, I think it's pretty accurate. Yeah. All right. Let's move on to the next question. We didn't answer this question at all, but like whatever.

Oh, that's true. I guess I had no example, really. Yeah. I can remember one argument that. me and Sween had, it's, it's on my channel still. It's called the space debate. It's probably like the biggest misunderstanding that I've ever seen. Oh, right, right.

I remember. Yeah. But, yeah. Go seek that out, people. Go seek that out if you want. The man who seeks the truth to how babies are made wrote in. Says, hey, there are various shades of brown and creamer. If you, he says, I do you were.

But I understand what you're trying to say. If you were to make, oh, if you were a make a wish kid. What would be the craziest thing you'd ask for? That's a good question. They have to do it, right? I don't have to do it. What do you mean? I feel like many are denied.

Why? What do you mean? Because they have kids of a, they have, their parents are essentially like us. And so the kids have really stupid ideas. You know what I mean? Because I'm sure you'd ask the kid like, what do you want? No, Marr is the guy. guys. Oh. He roast the fucking shit. He wasn't on Comedy Central. Yeah. He went on. I don't think so. He was on HBO. He went on Bill Maher's podcast. He fucking tore him and fucking. Bill Maher is such a fucking idiot now. He sucks. Because he used to, he's always been pompous for sure, but he used to be reasonable. And he just turned into a fucking dumb ass. Like, it was in a point where, you know, he would be, he was the reasonable guy when when Ben Affleck was like popping off about him, um, Islamophobia. And like, Bill Mar was trying to. And like, Bill Mar was trying to.

tell him like it's not because he been an African separate Islam from Muslims right from Arabs yeah and that's pretty much anyone's problem right that because it's like we're talking about Islam dickhead we're not talking about Arabs and he does it he's it's gross it's racism and Bill Maher's like oh you're gay you know like

you're gay and like you're gay but now he's like what do you mean I thought I went crazy on him but now he's being fucking but that's what I mean but now Bill Maher's being like really fucking just ignorant about shit now I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with you? Was Affleck wrong in that conversation? Well, he's technically wrong because, I'd say, people, whenever you attack Islam, people think

you're attacking Arabs. And it's like, that's not fucking true, dude. And so he can't separate the two, Ben Affleck. So he's like, it's gross. It's racist. And it's like, it's not supposed to be racist. It's not supposed to be about attacking white people. I understand.

I understand the argument he made. I remember seeing it. I remember I was talking about he's right. But the, the, in America, we don't do. humans don't do the separation part. So I understand where he's coming from where he's like, yeah, technically, yeah, you're right. But I understand the words he was using. A lot of stupid people definitely are just like, yeah, round people in general.

And I think if he would have asked him that conversation, so he would have probably be like, yes, this is what I mean, not. No, I don't think so, actually. I think he was kind of like off the, like, I saw some like, because those clips resurfaced. And it was like, look at this clip of Ben F, like putting Bill Maher in his place. I'm like, I don't know about that, man. Like this is like a completely This is like a really simple logic puzzle Of just like religion is not race

It's very simple Right Um, but they're You're here You guys are right You guys are right But look No conversation is over then

Look at what do you mean But look at Look at how things have literally I understand But like that's not really You you You understand It is literally relevant though

That is like the point What do you mean? Like he's right Yes you gotta separate people from things So how should Bill Burr? How should Bill Marr? Too many bills. I know, right?

Bill Burr-Marg. The fuck is this, man. Even Cat Billian. Because William is short for, is long for Bill, right? I, uh, my fucking... What did you say, me? What is this? William is long for Bill.

Yeah. I thought you said William is short for Bill, and I was like, Chris. No. William is long for Bill. Yeah, Cat Bill. Cat Bill. Cat bill Cat bill

I don't dogs I get a day catbill Is it just two hymns? Yes, actually I mean What? That's crazy What do they cut off the legs

Of two of him And then stitch them together Just the legs Wait, that's just the silent hill Monster Is that The mannequin creatures Those are just like two legs

Two legs Legs Is there a head though? No no Why did cut off my fucking legs How Why are you stitching me together, motherfucker? And then now he's...

When we saw him in that bubble of Wild Wings at 3 and that one night, we really should have attacked him. No, we should, though. He got me... He just recently got beat up by like a fucking 8-year-old. Oh, yeah, that's right. An 8-year-old got him. That's right. An 8-year-old got him.

He got beat up by a little kid that was in high school. Yeah, you got jump by an 8-year-old. The very next day. The very next day after one of his specials or something. That is so sad. An 8-year-old careened out of a Ford Focus. That's sad, but that kid, but that kid was... He tried to grab his talkies and he's like, give me a tachies, motherfucker.

But that kid is... That was Dorito? There's some kid walking home from a fucking convenience store and the Cat Williams picks a fight with him. Getting beat up by a child is so fucking humiliating, dude. That is super humiliating. The fact that he came back from that, too. People don't even talk about that shit anymore.

Yeah, people don't even think Shannon Sharp talked about. You know, man, what did you get your ass beat by that fucking kid? Let me, watch me, let me dig down as white woman. I'm going to go fuck some bitch real quick. I forgot about that. He was mercilessly fucked. That poor girl was going through it. That chick was like, she sounded like she was constipated.

She was getting fucked so hard. She looked at, poor girl. Yeah. Poor girl. He's like, yeah, that's it. Good girl, Michelle. I feel like I would ask. Here's what I would ask for.

I would ask, if I was a makeup of which kid, I would ask to meet. I would ask to go on the Joe Rogan podcast. Oh, okay. I like it. That's what I would do. I would like, I would want to meet my favorite comedian Joe Rogan. Hell yeah, dude. And the second I get there, I'm going to blow myself up.

Jamie Nob. Jamie Role the clip. I blow myself up and like Joe Rogan's got, he's got like a Gus Frangue situation. where he's like half of his face is gone but then like they go back the next the next time because everybody survives

Gerogen's busy half his face and he goes like I was crazy you remember that guy last week who blew my face off Jamie roll the clip I don't have arms anymore Is that how Jamie's ass

Yeah Jamie kind of has a very muffled like one now especially right Now he didn't He blew my voice box out Yes he definitely sounds like that Joe Joe We do not have the clip on hand

The footage is destroyed And I have no limbs I would help me I don't know what I would ask for What I'm like those commercials Like what smoking did to me Oh yeah it's like smoking didn't do that too You did that to you

Ah And I'm like Ew get that thing out of here It serves its purpose man It's gross I definitely saw that and I was like I'm not smoking At this point

That shit kept me from cigarettes. It did. At this point, don't you stop? She's like still sucking it down. I'm like, at this point, you stop. Seeing someone smoke through that throw hole is such a, it's such a. To me, those people should just be gone. Like at a certain point.

They're on their way. They're on their way, but it's like, no, people don't die fast enough. They're sucking up too much oxygen. People don't die fast enough. People that need to die, need to die faster, man. They need to speed that shit up. As brutal as that sounds, we can't. King's dad, you gotta stop.

And I'm, and I'm, and I'm, and I'm, and I'm, and I'm, knock my throat, Gagstad. And I would. And I would. I'd like, I'd clog, I'd clock it up, and I'd put my fucking, the fingers in their nose. So you're gonna, you're gonna, yeah, this is it for, and looking over a, like, anime character, this is it for you. That's, that's, yeah, that's, yeah. That's disgusting. But yeah, I like that.

That's a good make-a-wish one. Yeah, yeah. Comacazi Joe Rogan. I like it. Or not kamikaze, but even though that would be funny. A kamikaze and Jorgon studio would be hilarious. It's a person, though. It's just a person.

It's just built, Burt Kreischer. Somehow he's just, you got trebished at the Joe Rogan offices. I'm not with a Russian that Trebushed him into a fucking Joe Rogan's up. There's a clip of, there's a clip of Bert, Reischer that or just a sound bite that they used to use on um uh the your mom's house podcast

and they don't play it anymore but it was just him laughing in this high like girly falsetto of sing oh I'm a faggot and it was like you said that yes it's so fucking funny and they're like don't play it anymore like bro it is it's the perfect thing that exists that perfectly encapsulates him of like what I think about him and um if I can find it I will I'll serve it you guys because I would I would ask for if I was big wish that I would you do for one solid solid one punch on Charlie Kirk you got let me punch him one time he can't move he flinched like to punch him again might break your hand crime though oh it's not yeah it is well you're gay obviously no what I punch gay people I punch straight people too yeah I'm gonna put him because

they're gay I I hit them they are gay and I hit them but I'm not putting it's they're gay I don't know I wouldn't open that kind of worms he's clearly gay I would just won this one just be like I'm like, stay complete still. And I would try to put like, if I'm already on my way out. I really do think that. I would try to burn the few. You know like Goku, you and Super saying three where he use all of it.

It's just a one crumble. I really do think that, by the way. I think him and Matt Walsh, I think are genuinely good. I think Matt Walsh, I'm undeniable. Firmly,

Matt Walsh, like, Charlie Kirk, he might be like bisexual. Fair, yeah. Yeah. Matt Walsh is undoubtedly. Undoubtedly,

100%. It's the beard to make. It's the beard. The beard gives it away to me. It's the way he behaves, man. It's the way he behaves, but like the beard to me is just like, what is, like, this looks. That fake groomed beard. Yeah, like, it's too.

And then Crowder is just like, well, he's openly admitted that he was doing gay shit in college. And he dressed up like a woman all the time. It's so weird. I was just talking about that. Maybe gay people are like kind of a problem. Oh, my God. Imagine organically painting that picture. I do think it's actually pretty interesting how, like, the image to gay people, to some gay people, the spinning image of being masculine is being a conservative cunt.

So that's essentially what they're doing to mask their gayness. Well, conservatism. Dude, I couldn't get over the whole. They go hand in hand to a degree. Well, no, toxic, maybe. Toxic masculinity. Yeah. Being a real.

You're a real man. You can be strong. You can also be a provider. You don't, like, that is nothing to do with being. Yeah, whatever. Did you see the game? Yeah. You see the game?

Dude, what gave away his gain is, like, was when he took that picture when he was fishing. Oh, yeah, yeah. Dude, I was like, wow, tackle boxes virtually empty. He's wearing this new, these new boots. He's what he looks so fashionably like trying to be like a fisherman. I was like, oh, there it is. I glad he finally exposed himself. It's very obvious, which is like, again, nothing wrong with that.

Like, but it's no, there's nothing wrong with that. There's nothing wrong with being gay, but there's something wrong with him being a gay person. I think I know what you're saying. There's a problem with him being a gay person. Well, because the fact that he is gay and the way he is. Right, right. It's a self-contradictory kind of situation. Yeah.

Like, people like that deserve, they deserve the fire. Anyway, yeah, I would. Beards, man. Let's get into, let's see. The big red dub rode in. Big red. The big red dub. What is that?

The big red dub? I don't know. Is that the Dragon Ball dub where like, um, um, oh my God, where they call Piccolo Big Green or something? Well,

that's just a bridge. No, it's not. In a bridge, they call Dende Little Green and then, yeah, but that's a reference to that dub. Oh,

it is? Yeah, yeah, there's like, I don't think it's like official. Whatever. I don't know. I don't know.

I've heard the big red dub before, but I, I'm blanking on what the context is. Anyway, he says, what's up my MGGA's. I don't know what that means. Whoa.

Does that mean something? I'm it just it sounds cool but I don't know what it means okay well I have no idea what it means it's all capitalized it looks like an abbreviation for something but whatever he says since there were more people who decided not to vote than voted for either of the candidates I don't know if that's true that's always the case I don't know if that's true that not the population

it never shows up to vote well no what is it was like 71 million to 75 million so that's how many million that's a hundred or 300 million right we're more than yeah but like we're like Are we like $3.50 million? I forget what we're right. The issue is like how many of those people can legally even, you know what I mean? Like how much of the population is children. He's technically right.

He's right, but also like. Well, you even look at the numbers. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Like how many, how much? I think less people voted this time around. It wasn't as much as we were saying before, though. It was because like.

But those people might have died. COVID. There's a lot of satis we actually need to sift through. It still looks like less people voted overall, but. sure. It's not nearly as bad as we're even, a lot of us thought, even including myself, because there were still a lot of major cities that have not gotten other votes in. Like, obviously it was like, oh, the electoral colleges, Trump still killed it. 334 million. But yeah, but it was still pretty like, oh, a lot of them made the biggest fucking places hadn't

have other votes in that made it look even worse. The numbers look worse. Right. So it wasn't as bad as we thought initially, but still. I guess, I guess my question, though, is how many people... Like, what's the percentage of the people in the country that is even old enough to vote? You know what I mean? Yeah. I think when they're, when they're, I think when they're, I think when they're gathering those statistics are, I think those statistics are part of it, though. Oh, yeah.

Maybe. Yeah. They, they add in unless you're trying to be stupid, you know, and like just, oh, I'm not going to factor that in, which I know there's a. Yeah. People who aren't statisticians, if you're not getting like an official statistic, the statistician factor all that stuff in. I guess, I would assume at least, I would save assumption. I assume at least a little over half of the people in the country

I keep able to voting. Yeah, I think that's probably fair. There's a lot of old people who are just still clinging on. Yeah, this won't go on. Just won't leave. When a next play happens. Was there a question? Yeah, the question is,

since there are more people who decided not to vote than voted for either candidate, which snark tank original character do you think could win the hearts and minds of the American people in 2028? Could shirtman lower the price of groceries by absorbing the concept of inflation onto his shirt, would

racist Walt Jr's border policy be a hit with Republican voters? What does shit covered friend Flintston? I forget. Where did that come from? Can you paint that for me again? Brilliant. Was that him sitting upside out and shitting all over himself?

Non-stop diareeing all over himself. What is the context of that? Just gargling. Why? I don't remember. Was it because he would shit in the thing's mouth? He would shit in the bird's mouth. It probably felt like.

So he would shit on himself or was he like half? Whatever. It was in the ballpark, but I vividly do remember I was at the gym training. Listening one of the first time I've ever listened back because I just didn't, I had my gloves on it. And a podcast when it finished, it went to our podcast. It had upset me on Spotify. It like was like, oh. And I was like, no, I don't want to listen to my shit.

But I like, whatever. It got onto that bit. And I was laughing out loud like a maniac. I'm like a maniac laughing out loud because I was like this is fucking fun. fucking narcissists laughing at your own. Like a narcissist laughing at my own shit. Fucking Bill Marrassel. No, I'm so fucking funny.

It was just like the. Now clap. That's what he always does. I hate that. He always does that head tilt. Yeah. Like, now clap. I just want to mal at his face.

Dude. Yeah. I just want to move through him. And then he disappears. Like this is animation. Yeah, these are, these are good. I forgot about. Yeah.

What is it? What does shit come and flip? Fred Flintstone think about Medicare for all the American people need to know. It's a good question. He definitely. And somebody else writes in. He's always sick. It's getting hot in here.

So take off. So suck off all your bros responded. He says, would pizza time make every time? It's literally pizza time. It's literally pizza time. He's a sociopath. People are going to love it.

That's true. In the context of what we look for, I guess, as a country in a modern leader. Yeah. It would have to be pizza time because he's literally just Norman Osborne. But in more insane. But yeah. Yeah, Pizza Orman Pizza Osborne is a crazy Yeah, he's got, yeah, he's got pizza, which that all the

New York is red. Yeah. New York is now red because he's a pizza the East too. New York has been holding on for a while, man. Outside of the city, it's the bear. It's like holding out zombies. Yeah, but there's also, yeah, but there's a lot of people in this. That's true.

The city is crazy populated. Yeah. But yeah. Yeah. I think it's going to be hard to dethrone him. If he runs red, he probably sweeps everything, unfortunately. Yeah, Pete Ormond, Pete Osborne, red. Who would be the blue candidate?

So I actually do like, I like shirtman. I actually do like Sherp Man. I actually do like Sherp Man, yeah. I think Sherman, what he would do is, you like, you know what? I have to think about the board. Oh, oh, this thing was talking about actually draining the swamp. I'm going to fucking drain the swamp. I'm going to slap all these freaks onto my shirt.

That's right. Yeah, he. What are you going to do about it? What the fuck are you going to do about it? You're going to bring the army? I'm going to slap the army. I'm going to slap the army on my fucking. shirt. What are you going to do about it? You understand that perspective affects my power. So if I'm standing very far away from the army, I can grab the horn put on my shirt. You have no clue what I can do. So for people who might be tuning into this episode out of order, maybe they missed that episode. Right. We were riffing at one point. We came with this character who is able to essentially grab anything that he sees conceptually or otherwise, slap it onto his shirt and then it's gone from reality. In this situation, can he take words? Can he take words? Can he take words?

words off a page and then they're gone? I mean, they're gone from the page. But he can take concepts. It's harder for him to do that, though. Like, that's a trick. It's very focused. That's like, that's like microscopic surgery. Yeah, like he needs to be unbothered for days to do something like that.

But, like, even so, he could, like, in a real election where, like, you just have to appeal to people, I think Pete Tormon would take it. But I think shirtman is so overpowered. Where he could just, he could theoretically, like, dedicate himself to taking the concept of not voting for him and put it on his shirt. That is great. You write the word not voting for shirtman. Well, no. And he takes a week to study it. And then he grabs it and puts it on his shirt.

And so now no one will not vote for him. Look, shirt man is like a, if a, if a, if a, if a, if a, if a, if a, if a, a, if a, if a, a, if a, a, if a, a, if a, a, if a, a, if a, you probably would support him because it's like, if you upset him too much, he might just, but he's a good dude though. He wouldn't even want to, you wouldn't even want to not support him, though. Right. Exactly. Exactly. Because he would just take. He's like Bernie-esque about policies.

But then he also could be like, there's war in the Middle East. I could stop the war literally like, I, you know what? Turn up to turn on the TV. Yeah, he just, whatever you want. The barcades gone. It's right here. And it's always making sick ass grass. Like every t-shirt by the end is fucking fire.

Yeah. It's like, this looks amazing. That's such a stupid You want to buy the shirts But they call it like this costs like trillions of dollars It would be yeah It's like it's like it's It would be locked away

In like a world economy They would be locked away in like a Like a government facility somewhere Because you're like we don't want anybody to figure out To get these things out of the shirts Right Right Right

And one fucking One fucking clearly German sign is like I'm going to find the way To all Who is The fucking German scientists I'm going to find away That's always a German scientist

I'm going to take back slavery From Argentina though Yeah Argentine German scientists. My favorite... That's a conversation, bro. My favorite stereotype really is that German scientists, man.

Yeah. I understand it stems from like, you know, Nazis being real. But it's a fun concept. There's been often good ones too, man. There've been ones on our sides as well. Well, no, German scientists chill. Whoa.

What do you mean by that? What do you mean by that? There have been good ones, man. Like, often... Nazis? Stop. It's funny because even in freaking Captain America, the guy that helped Captain America get the serum was a German dude.

Kingston, do you really think that movie looks great? Yeah, I think it looks good. I remember it looks cool. All right. I think for what it is, looks cool. I think that it may, you know. Do you see the poster where Sam Wilson is blocking Red Hulk's fist? Yeah.

And he's not dead somehow? I mean, Cap did the same thing. He's not capped, though. Did he have a serum? No, but that's what the Shield does. King's Shield doesn't, no. Kingston, come on. I'm not going to argue with you because you don't know what it does, and you're going to, I get it.

Like I get it. I still think he should be dead. I don't want to argue with you at all. I'm, I'm actually thinking about the audio. I'm going to make you hold that mic so it never leaves your mouth. What happened? I didn't even see. It's just too.

So like you're engaging with him. And then every time you do it, you're like this. And I'm like, you got to take the mic with you, but you got to take the mic. Like what I do is like it's kind of, it's kind of hard to get used to it.

But like, it's almost like by the mic. The anchor point is kind of like this. You know what I mean? Fuck it up. Yeah. It's okay. You've only had five years

to leave it. It's okay. Back's what I was saying. I'm going to make you hold the mic at a certain point. We should do we should make a helmet. Like a soda drink hat kind of thing. That'd be,

I think that'd be hilarious. Dug tape this motherfucker. You just wrap the cable around my face and then you just put it on there. That's fire, that'd be funny. I think it's a good idea. I'll draft up a design.

I'll mock up. design for it tonight, don't worry. By a football helmet and then you can use the grill to like hold it. It's gonna work. It's just the most slap dash fucking thing. Just like literally just squeeze it in through force

alone. No faceting. One of us holds it open and the other person puts the mic in. And when it works and I can't put my face in. All right. So take it, take the mic out. We'll take the mic out. We'll put it on your face and then we'll put the mic in. But it'll be in my mouth. We can't do everything.

We're at a workshop at live. We'll figure it out. We'll do it live. You don't think it was good at all, really? I think it looks pretty good. I don't know, man. I just, I look at like, okay, there's a, the Hulk and he's red now. And then there's like...

Oh, I haven't seen it. Did you see the concept of the movie? I don't really care about Black Captain America. What do you mean the concept of the movie? You know, do you see what's happened? Like, did you watch the trailer? I don't care. He's black, I don't care.

He's black, I don't care. Just continuously saying it. It's black and a kid. I don't think he's black and okay. He's black and black. Sorry, the worst part of every character is when they're black. I thought it was Nick Flinders for a second.

Sorry. Sorry, I'm back. I think it looks cool. I think the idea of that like cap, like, it's back on the floor. It's like, so what's happening with the world? They want to make Captain America like a proper, like, official, like, status.

And they're like, all right, cool. So you got to make a team again. And then during them doing that, they're like, I honestly haven't seen it. So I actually, I don't. I think it looks cool. It gives off one of the soldier vibes. I think it was really cool.

Harrison Ford is like a. Red Hulk. He's Thaddeus now. He's playing a lot about Ross now. Because the guy that played him before. Why? Is he dead?

He died? He died like two years ago. The Hulk killed him. Finally got him. He died. What the fuck? I didn't know he died. Years ago.

He died like, he died like in tooth in 1996. Damn. I'm not sure how he ended up in incredible Holthin. They filled it a long time ago. It's a lot of old footage. Damn. I would be so impressed.

I think. Yeah, that's actually just footage of him at various, like, gala's that they just kind of like... Oh, and they stitch it. Wow. It's kind of like a glad eater where that one guy died and nobody knows. They CG'd him in. Which that was the best CG I've ever seen in my fucking life. Because I'm like... It is unfortunate how good CG used to be. Yeah. Like, is it way better before? Well, yeah. If they, like, it seems like they were able to do a fantastic job because my eyes, I don't know. I'm like, are you sure? Are they learned? lying to me? Because he looks good. Even in the early Marvel movies, like, fucking Iron Man One looks great still. Like, and the thing is, like, I think what really,

I mean, this isn't necessarily that unique of a fucking perspective. I've seen this elsewhere, but like, I think the idea is that there used to be, there had, the amount of CG in the movie industry overall has skyrocketed. Yeah. Like, it's more in use than it used to be. And so, like, now, like, they're kind of like spread thin. There's, like, more. there's less time that they have because things are more like get this fucking out now you know we don't have time to spend polishing it yeah because like dude you look at fucking

you look at davy jones and it's it's staggering right it looks fucking amazing and it's because like there's only like maybe like a handful of cg studios at the time and that was probably like the only movie of the time using cg to that effect anyway yeah and they used to be they used to be like we actually care about how good this looks so like if it's not ready uh just push it back you know what i mean that's how it used to be But now it's like, there's only like five studios working on everything. And then they're like, oh, we got to finish the Smurfs. We got to finish fucking eight Marvel movies.

We got to finish this. We got a deadline. Just fucking whatever. It looks fine. And then you end up with Black Panther looking like a fucking PS2 game. Yeah. Which is phenomenal. Yeah.

Phenomenal that that shit made over a billion dollars. And they spent $3 on the season. Well, that's what the message sends. Right. It's like, oh, we could just make a billion dollars. It's not really caring. So like, why the fuck would? Would we?

1,000%? It's real. I think that's really unfortunate. I think, aside from a movie, I think it's just like, I don't know, I think it looks cool. I think the concept looks pretty interesting. Is there a Red Hulk? Like in comics? Yeah.

Today it's rough. Why? Why? After, it's a long thing. The guy that was, Thunderbolt Ross was the father of Betty Ross. Hulk's, uh, love him. His first name is Thunderbolt? This, that he is.

That he is Thunderbolt Ross. He was in the military. Betty. Chill out. But, um, Come on. You guys saw Angley's Hulk. Oh, I forgot.

Busy. And I was like, I forgot. Turn off. That's the one with the stupid transitions the whole time, right? Yes. I hated that movie.

Yes. Yes. I hated it. So what happened is that he's, he's buddy. What happened is when Bruce Banner first did the experiment, right? Sorry,

good. He first did the experiment. They were trying to use gram radiation to create bombs, of course, because it's a white man in America in the fucking 60s. So they were trying to create explosives.

Yeah. He was the one that was kind of foreseeing the situation that would happen with, with Hulk. Everything blew up. He paid his life purpose to go find and acquire, like,

kidnap Hulk, make him a weapon or whatever the fuck it was. After that, years later, happened, um, Captain America dies and so of war event. He gets shot.

And what happened is that the idea of Rose Rock goes to like a really serious, like conscious, like conscious of self race. Like, I got to figure out the greatest, the greatest American patriot of all time fell.

It fell, trying to do some wild shit. And a pussy-ass way, too. Just get shot in the gut. I mean, come on. That's some pussy shit.

You're all like, oh, oh, oh, oh, and then he just. Well, he got shot in the gut by what you call. He got, he got winged. He got winged by crossbones. And then in a commotion, oh, what is what you got shot? And I got three times. The idea, I'm just like, all right. It's fine.

It's fine. I don't want to get into that. I think, I like, I like that he died. The way he died was just like, how are you going to kill him? After all the shit that was going on, the motherfucker was just like not. I think that was the idea they were trying to go for. I didn't particularly love it. I also didn't like how, um,

I didn't like the, I didn't like the, the, the promos that people, basically people were trying to, people were trying to act like this was so devastating in a way that like it was, they tried to bring it. It was, this happened in the comics, but they were trying to bring it into, I mean, I mean this, you would go to like, there would be like almost memorials. Like in real life. Oh, for Captain American. Yeah. I remember it. In Brooklyn, the Brooklyn statue of Captain America. It was like people were like talking about.

I don't remember this at all. And I was like, shut the fuck up. You didn't follow it. No, but that's what I mean. It wasn't that. It was big for comics, but like, I don't think it. To me, what annoyed me was like. Superman died in comics too.

He's not gonna not. When Batman died, I was like, he's not, I was like, guys. I understand what they're doing. Well, that was, that was past the buck though. When Batman died, it was already past the buck. But what I mean is, if you, if you're, if you're a comic book enjoyer, you know what this is. and the way. It was brilliant marketing.

Let me say that. It was brilliant marketing, but as someone as a consumer, I'm like, this is fucking stupid. I was like, at that time, I was younger,

so I was like, is this fucking serious? Oh, right, right, right. Superman came back to life, right? Fucking everyone does because they're not going to lose their cash cows. The only person hasn't come back to life is Uncle Ben. There's the only,

I know. Uncle Ben is not a cash cow. I've seen him back alive in some. If Uncle Ben was, and the main, Uncle Ben. He came back in Spider-Man in the animated series. Okay, here we go. The invention of Uncle Ben. What's right it? Huh? The adventures of Uncle Ben?

Yeah, the adventures are Uncle Ben. We're going to write him. We're going to bring him and make him a mainstay, uh, kind of character. Let's do it. I'm going to bring him back before he's going to make a comic about Uncle Ben. Yeah, because I do like the idea Uncle Ben having his own comic and it being a regular person's life. Like, it's like Spider-Man without any of the, just kidding. Any of those superpowered parts. It's like a guy. Fucking Aunt May. What else does he do? Fucking Aunt May. This fucking random kid. to his life eventually down the line.

He's like, I just... This little fucking shit, I can't fuck my wife as much as I want to now. I can't raw dog my wife in the middle of the fucking living room having a pussy just flying over the place because it's... This kid lives with us. It was fucking... The house would be a mess.

It would be a fucking mess. And they would just clean it up. They were just very happily, silently clean it up. afterwards. Damn, changed his entire life. And now he's like, ah, man. And he means like, ah, he's kind of cool. He's actually pretty cool kid. You know, he's got a good heart of him, you know. He's got a good little mind of him. He's all right. He's going to be a good. I don't know why we dress him like that.

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With a green dragon I'm here to say It is not a Caribbean thing Playland is an old As fuck theme park Like 20 minutes From Yonkers Its mascot is a green dragon

And the park It gets shittier And shittier each summer it reopens. Does Derek have any oddities like playland from the states that he lived in? Also, Westchester isn't upstate. Well, nobody said Westchester's upstate. But he says anything under Bear Mountain

Bridge isn't upstate. Where's the Bear Mountain Bridge? I don't even know where... Really? Yeah, Bear Mountain Bridge is a piece. People would argue that even further... People would argue upstate ends where the metro ends. Or begins where the metro ends. If you can get there from a train to the... If you can get to the city from train, you're not upstate. Is what a lot of people say.

But, but... Anyway... That's upstate to me, bro. So, so I know what you're talking about here. I understand this dragon coaster, right? This like little dinky fucking thing. It's like a children's ride. And it's like themed after a dragon and it goes up and then flat and then turns around and then it goes up and then like it's a

really shitty thing. But I've seen that elsewhere like in places other than Playland. That's like a generic. That's like a generic children's roller coaster that I guess was like sold to various theme parts. I feel like there's so few roller coaster designs in actuality unless you're at Six Flats. But Sixthes like Paneted there to roller coaster designs. I've still never been to

six flags. Really? Never? Never, no. No way. I swear, I'm not remotely hitting. Are you into like big roller coasters? Yeah. Oh, well then I was gonna say. That's where you should go then. I don't know. That's your Indian. I'm not. First of all, I've never read a common book in my life. You like super knows. I fact, I adore them. Like what do you talk? What's going on? Like what do you mean? I mean a comic book is significantly more accessible to a child than a trip to six flags. Yes, but you're like not a child anymore. You're a grown-out person. Right. But like at this point, it's like I've gone this long. long, why go? Because you enjoy...

What's a weird... I mean, look. Why at this point? Like, clearly I don't need it. Well, it's not about need. It's a... I mean, if you don't want to go, then that's fair. You literally like...

You like them. I like them, but not enough to just go by myself to Six Flags, spend like however much money... You don't have to go by... On like a fast... On like a fast pass that's going to, like, get me through all the parts that I hate about those places. It's... I don't know. I guess.

I've been like six flags, like, four. three times and every time I go I'm like oh this is less cool but I've already done all the ride I've done the El Toro that shit terrified me because I fucking it stopped in the middle of the ride and I was like oh this is just not cool yeah I like a good roller coaster I like I've been to a few places just not the big places not six flags I've always wanted to do like the was it the king de Kha

or whatever the hell just because that was like I don't know if that's even still around anymore I don't know what that is that was like the tallest rollercoaster in the world at a certain point or it just brought you really high up and then killed you It was like, it was okay. It was like, it went like sideways fucking guillotine. Yeah.

That's crazy seeing man, you duck. You're just like, just kind of shaves you a little bit. Oh, your whole scalp is dripping. Oh shit. That was close. Yeah. People, people die.

Well, no. Well, no. The Superman, people die one. The ones who went ride in, fucking Jersey. People lost their legs like more than once. And I saw the. point where it happens and I'm like why is that?

Because there's a point where it dips down and there's a gate like maybe like more than once. It's crazy. Yeah, more than once. Like you think it would be. How you get your legs off like your roller coaster? But I see the point where it happened. It'd be like a beam above a gate and I see that point and I see it. And I'm like that should not be there.

Why are you doing like why? It's so crazy that like because most people, you see. they lose their legs, right? And you assume like, oh, it must have been like a war. Tragic. Yeah, yeah. And so imagine having to be that guy who's got prosthetic legs, or you're like in a wheelchair.

And you have to explain to people that I lost it on fucking King de Kha. I lost my legs at six flags because I stood up. I did a handstand on the fucking. It's so frustrating. Ideas somebody just standing straight up. On a roller coaster. I got a felt bad for those. People, fuck them.

But I can't remember, I don't know if I made this up. Yeah, I lost my torso on that roller gozer. You're totally, you don't. How the fuck are you alive? The Superman won. They found it, thankfully. Oh, they just, you grafted all of your limbs back to it. You sit down on like this fucking like little prod thing and then it latch is over you,

but you're pretty much standing up, but dangling. Your legs are dangling. Yeah, yeah. You can fall through that really easily. I don't understand how that's legal. I don't know you fall through it because you sit down. Did the last standing roller coaster that I went on, I swear to God, I felt like, I felt like if I let go, I would fall through and die.

Like, there was just nothing below. And I could tell us like, this is crazy. Yeah. Because the one I'm, the one I'm talking about, you sat on like a little thing, like a little like. Yeah, it's like a little like a scoop chair. A little scoop chair. You sit on it and then you like it puts down on you. And I went out and I ride once and I was like no more.

And I just didn't go on it again. I was like, mm. I think six flags. My cousin was on, I think the ride boomerang, which just goes and reverses and stuff like that, shit like that. and her latched thing just came up so then my other cousin was holding it down with her and I'm like yo I'm not a fan of you

You were laughing You're like you're gonna be lit You're gonna die See ya You start laughing and pointing I really don't understand how that shit doesn't have it more out Especially at like the rides at like a county fair Oh never go

We're like well no they do They do There's a decent amount of footage on people People just don't die all the time, but they fuck up con. For the life of me, I don't understand why people go on those rides, on the county fair rides. Or like, say, we have a, there's a strawberry festival, it's a corn festival, all of those things. Pussy festival. I would go to that.

I would not go to that. That's just the Renaissance Fair, by the way. I need to go to the Renaissance Fair. I'm hogging or Vince one? No, most of my friends aren't that fucking retarded. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? It's not like you enjoyed it, man

You fucking fell your ass To sleep at the last one The last one, yeah That shit was funny That shit was funny as fuck I went to maybe two or three of them I need to go They're really white

I just go to medieval times They're really white And I'm like all right I need a I've only been to medieval times It's the closest thing I've done I went there once It was no so I went there

Once as an adult And I went there once as a kid Yeah They used to have this fire I got my lesson in the bathroom I'm an evil time That's crazy by a night He walked and he said

He said Verily and he fucking took my parents and he said barely Barley Barley Pants dude Hold my young pants down

and fuck you That is barely Sure It's part of the show He was in character He was a villain Last time I went I've asked

We got There was a There was when I went out there was crazy He didn't show up at all He was this It was a random night This fuck me A random night

Some pervert That's dressing up As one of the guys Devious Devious work That's kind of I want to go I want to go to a Horonites.

This is a fucking random person there and just do a bunch of shit. How many people do that? It's got to be a lot, right? Halloween Haranites? Like if you can do anything like that, Not Scary Farm, Universal Scary Wood, I don't know what the hell they do what it's called.

It's Halloween Haranites. Oh, that's what that is. Universal Scary Wood is fucking. You know what it was. He didn't draw the line between the two of places. That's why. Universal Scary Night is really? What did I say?

No, I think it's a scary wood. Well, I mean, a Halloween Haranites isn't necessarily indicative of, universal. It's just, you do kind of have to know that. Like, the only reason I know is because we have friends who work there. It's funny that I didn't recognize that because Jojo went literally like a week

or two ago with her best friend came over. Yeah. So I didn't remember that information to stay in my head at all. Yeah. Oh, I wanted to, I wanted to. So guys, anyone listening right now, I'm too lazy to look this up, but I have a memory of Tomorrowland when it was built. So, you know, when I was a kid.

There is these this like ride. It's like a merry-go-round. Like these rocket rod. Yeah. And there's these balls in the center of it. Yeah. And they like twirl. One of those balls, if I remember correctly, fell off and broke some dude's jaw.

If you find that, please right into that. Because I don't, I'm not going to look it up. You know what the tune town incident, right? You guys know about the tune town incident, right? Tune Town is it? It's something I got molested, right? No, no. It sounds like the place that would happen.

It's that fucking big fight that turned into like a roving boss fight. What do you talking about? It was a bunch of Nick. It was Nick is unfortunately. Where? Where? In Toontown. Is somebody recorded?

Tune Town is in a real place though. No, the Tune Town in Disney. The Disney's Tijuana. Disney. I've never been to Disney. I don't know what the fucking. No. It is called Tune Town, right?

I imagine. So yeah, I think so. But yeah, it's a roving boss. I thought too. I thought too that was like the video game. Yeah, but like that's what it's based off of it pretty much. If it is, if it's not, I don't know But I know what he's talking about

One is based off the other I haven't been to I went to Disney World When I was like six Oh yeah So that's like my last memory of Disney It was like a roving boss fight there It was insane Cool

You haven't know since you've lived here You've had no In clinician At least experiment it No Experience it No not really I mean it's expensive

And I don't care about Disney Well see you look at The last two times I went Was Subscribers They got me in Oh well that's what happened would be at Universal when I went to Universal the first time

I'd like somebody in the my dad was I brought my parents there and he was wearing like my logo shirt to embarrass me and then like somebody in line was like somebody in line was like hey Chris and it was like oh cool and they bump me up to VIP for free oh it's sick which is cool which is sick but like you can do that like because that's what I was going to do for Disneyland this time around

but I got sick when Jojo fucking gave me something I was like thanks yeah but yeah I was like I never got I never got fucking two people two different people two different people, they're like, oh, yeah, I work at Disney. And one of them, yeah, one of them, she was, uh, I've never heard. Disney does some, like, intern thing like that, like, like, I don't even understand this, but it's like, you work at Disney, they pay for your education or something. I didn't understand.

I know what she was doing. She was doing something like that. And I was crazy. It's kind of like a ransom. One of our, guys, so what? One of our good friends is, uh, what you call it? Their, uh, their partner works there. Mm-hmm.

So, great. Who cares? I haven't been there in a while, but I just don't, get us. Did tell them. You know them. You know them. I'm not to say it a lot of here, but you know them too. Okay.

Then I'll, I guess I'll harass them to do. Because I know, Joe's got at least experience at once and she's going to be like, this is gay. And I'm, yeah, I'm glad you once.

No, she hasn't done yet. And I want to just show her it. So then she can experience how like she doesn't want to do it anymore because it's one of those things. You want to ruin her time, yes. To create an associative memory of like Disney in a terrible time. I just know she's not going to like,

like she'll like it around this time. If she goes to any other time, because she's super. Going to the summer is the worst. Like, don't, like, don't go during this. Like, I don't know why people, like, I get why people do it because everyone's able to do it then, but like. Wow. So you do get it.

I mean, yes. I never said I didn't get it. If you're a local and you go and I never said I didn't get it. If you're a local and you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, something's wrong with you. Right. Yeah. Yeah. I actually.

Yeah, Lily. Yeah, Lily. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. She loves going during the summer. That's one, but that granted, that's when her family is available to all do it.

Because there's no school and all that bullshit. I'm like, I, that's, it makes me. I feel the best time to go would be when your family is too busy to go with you. Hell yeah. I literally said to the, I'm not roots or family ever. I was like, I will never go to a theme park with all of you guys again. I said, I will never do that again. Oh, a family field.

A family of music park was terrible. It was the worst experience I've ever had at a theme park in my life. And I got lost at Disney world when I was a kid. And I remember being scared of that. And then this was way worse. I were getting lost at the Museum of Natural History. like six times. Yeah, and he had some, like,

some wizard guy, like, oh, Verily, like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Underneath the dinosaur. That this guy, this is a fucking Neanderthal. Then it was a Neanderthal this time. It was like, Verily again.

I was like, oh, you bet, he was like, yeah, it's me. You know what to do? He turned me around. Yeah, it's right around. He turned me right in the caveman exhibit, and the caveman came out, and he said, verily.

Yeah. The fucking club and everything, barely. No, the, um, he dunked me on the club. He dunked on the club one time, and he fucking, you're gonna sodomize me

that's fucking disgusting hey I mean I'm just retelling what you've told us many times yeah yeah imagine this being real and like you he really he really mentioned to you about something that serious

and in your cunt ass I did it I brought it up first actually I thought it sounded but like you're the one that's like yeah it happened again didn't remember what happened to get and you told me that and he's like yeah yeah it did imagine me that unlucky dude you just

happened to most of you You don't go to like amusement parks and museums. What do they have in common? What would be the through line where you could try to avoid both of them as like not going to like, I don't know. Just major attractions, I guess. Don't go to fun places. Yeah. Don't go to places that enrich you.

You go to, you go to. I only go to chilies, basically. Yeah, it's go to Chili's. You'll be totally fine. Go to Chili's or Applebee's and that's it. The guys to look at you, but yeah, sorry. Yeah. Even Chili's might be too enriching.

Yeah. Is it a bathroom of chili if some guy walks in? barely like why is everybody saying it's like a calling card like a group of like fucking crazy

you give up that sentence you at that moment at that moment they're just attracted to you man oh man what the fuck are we even talking about I don't know it is just you crying for that

that is great let's get one more question I guess um Verily. Just get this over with. You're like, whatever, man.

Ready you want me. Jesus Christ. God, some of these are long. I never know what to... Tis the seasons of the day, Snark fellows. On once yonder. Hey, verily.

He hisses. In the fucking... This is one guy. I'm always to me, if you're going to be like, a predator, like some freak you... Play up the bit.

Yeah, like, aren't you like, you know, get all crazy and shit. Get crazy with it. You want animated predators. Like, if you're already gonna be a deviant, you might as well go all the way with it.

You might as well, give me some in joy about you being a predator. You know, might as well fucking be funny at least. You know, practice some jiu-jitsu on me too while you're about dude. You know, like, do something. Well, this is relevant.

I know you guys wanted to talk about this and somebody asked about it. Ah. So, yeah, Mushroom Magistrate wrote in. He says, Ola, we PSMove and Xbox Connect. Whoa.

Dragon Age has been a topic recently for obvious reasons. Yeah. But I was wondering on how you all felt about each installment, since it's kind of refreshing hearing the thoughts of longtime fans, especially to an Inquisition. So, yeah, I mean, you guys mentioned Dragon Age. We bring up Dragon Age every single episode at this point, but you guys have actually played it.

Yeah. Yeah. I have 16 or 17 hours in right now. Where are you out? I'm about four, three, four hours. Three four? Oh, okay. I just met the Canario.

I just met the Canario. The non-binary canary character. How many hours are you in? Like four or five? Three-four? I have not met her. You haven't met her yet, really? Did I miss her?

I'm pretty sure the mission already happens. I don't know. You didn't do the- Are you sure you're like way further in? Okay, I'm 17 hours in. I literally just met black dude with the Griffin. Okay, one of the people had less. Okay.

So I met him. No, I'm not there. Did I, am I crazy? Maybe. Yeah, well, clearly. I have to be crazy. I haven't met it unless you check his time. It's 15 days.

Oh, I got it three days ago. I'm sure because I hate the handholding of the quest on this because it there's no mystery. And say, for example, like when I start. the new quest of, if you know, well, first of all, like, say if you, if you saw the, um, if you saw the trailers, maybe there'd be a little bit of a mystery, if you didn't see the trailers, maybe there'd be a little bit of a mystery of how you, which characters you're going to meet or whatever. But then, right before you start the quest, it's like, you can only take one party member with you, because you're about to meet and it just shows a silhouette of who you're

about to meet. And I'm like, why is that, why are you, why are you, that's a weird thing to do. That's weird. It's like, you're about to, so I was like, I'm always taking Harding because I'm not going to take any other. I'm going to take some, you know, some stacked like fucking... One of your companions is about to die. I mean, yeah. It's a little weird than doing that. And I was like, oh, okay.

Does Harding heal? Is she a healer? Notice her, like her face heel? Like the scars you get? Oh, so you took her too to do the thing. Yeah, see, that was interesting. So you have a small little choice, and I'm going to try it the next time around. Because I'm going to the next play through.

Whenever I get through it, I'm going to just play a play through it, I'm going to just play do it. I'm going to do, well, I'm going to use a trainer to just blaze through it because I just want to see... Oh, you have it on PC. Okay. I haven't on console. Oh, okay. So I'm going to use a trainer to blaze through it because I just want to see some of the differences and choices. I know I can look it up, but I just never do that. It's just more of a... Yeah, I want to see what happens to see how fucked up she is and also. But anyway, um, anyway, uh, from where I'm at right now in the game, 16, 17, 17 hours in,

I got to say I am so ridiculously underwhelmed in a way that I was surprised by this, by this, by this many hours, I feel like something big, another big thing should have happened. There was the initial big thing for me, at least, where you encounter solace and then a Verick gets hurt. There's a spoilers, obviously, whatever. That was a big thing, which felt kind of big. and I was like that felt important. Everything else I've done since then has felt so unimportant to me.

Even when I've gotten some new people on my team, even when I got like who I actually liked that, the Antiven Crow guy, I forgot his name. Yeah, Crow. Yeah, the Adasance, the demon of what you're going on. Yeah, the demon of whatever. I like that guy. But even getting him felt so basic.

It felt like I was doing a side mission. And like a side quest. Like in a way this was a big main part of the story quest And getting a new person in your party And it felt so I was like I barely did anything Even whooping people's asses to escape I was like it didn't feel

Didn't feel like there's any stakes It felt just very matter of fact I whooped everyone's ass It doesn't feel like It doesn't okay so let me ask the question I'll give him the answer to the question Yeah so Dragon Age 1 felt like a very A very grounded

A very grounded relatively magical experience where there was a lot of human interaction alongside the fantastic nature of things the world was really unique and the races were

what they are elves are elves and pretty much everything elves were it's one of elves things were kind of going to a really bad experience and the Grey Wardens

were pretty much the witches of the world they were very cool the idea of them I think they were insane though very same because in the beginning

of fucking Dragon Age one A guy doesn't want to become a gray warden And they're like, all right And they kill him And they murder him He gets murdered Like that too frame after

Yeah, you can't back out of it He's like oh you can't back out of this And it's like Uh huh The fact that your character A rook could be a gray ward Which I chose And it's like

You're so fucking How are you a great warden They wouldn't let you leave They wouldn't just let you leave That wouldn't be a thing They wouldn't be like Oh you can go do some other thing They'd be like no

You're you are a valuable asset against the blight we have to keep you in our reaches. The way that I felt, yeah, it, it, um, I don't, first of all, yeah, I don't feel like a great warden at all. You don't have the powers of it. You're just a fucking, I, um, the connect, the, the connection to the blight is there. However, it doesn't feel any different.

And I know, like, say, if I chose something else, it wouldn't feel any different, which annoys, you just do more damage to, you just, you have, there is the buff, but there's just like, in the dialogue so far it has been so fucking like it doesn't even matter like say right before I meet the other Grey Warden with the Griffin I just had one conversation with them

and I turned it off and I was getting tired we meet two other Grey Wardens before which I saw them in someone else's play through I had no idea there were Grey Wardens and what I mean by that there was nothing about them that gave off any vibe unlike all the other games all previous all the Grey Wardens

have a specific vibe about them and they wear a specific type of armor or they just, there's something, and it's not always the case, right? Your main character, you can wear whatever the fuck you want to be a Grey Warden the first one. But if you encounter Grey Wardens,

if you encounter Grey Wardens in two, you've encountered them in Inquisition. Grey Wardens are, they are, they're like quite, but they're quite literally the Witchers. Like they are, there's a way they handle themselves. Yeah. And they carry themselves that is very much so like. They're somewhat almost like Templars.

Yeah, well, yeah. They're like, they're like, the people that are like, oh, I'm going to take this bad thing inside of me to be able to do with this bad thing. And the way that they carry themselves, though, like they all kind of, you know, when you see a great warden, you know it's a great warden. In this, so the guy that you get in your party, okay, I can tell he's a great warden by how he's dressed. The head gray warden who I run into who is a massive cunt who like, I'm just annoyed that I can't, I want to flame him. I haven't gotten you yet. Yeah. So you need to explain like

There's another thing that I want to mention If anybody has played Velgaard And so I think I've met three people From the old games so far And each one has just been The most underwhelming thing I met so it's Morgan obviously So you met or Morgan because that you met her last

So yeah And then there's one more that you're not going to meet yet You're gonna meet them later And there's various of course Or he's right he was already there But I mean what I mean is like As well Nev was in a previous game as well

Wasn't she? She was in an Inquisition from I'm thinking. No. Never was an Inquisition. She is? Yeah. The only...

Who was the shadow dragon? You knew a shadow dragon inquisition, right? Wasn't there one of them? The only people, there was Dorian. Dorian is... That was a dragon, right? Yes, Doran is the only one

that's from, from Teventor. Oh, okay, gotcha. Yeah, he's the only character. It was like, so it was kind of cool to finally have an Italian person on your team, and he's gay, he's gay shit. But he's a great character.

Dorian's actually, actually, an Inquisition? probably my second favorite new character that they introduced. Dorian's very smug, very matter of fact, and his side quest are actually really good in Inquisition. I really like the, the diverse characters that they introduced were actually really good in Inquisition.

The Blackjack, I can't remember her name right now, like Vivian or something like that. Was she an assassin? No, she was just like, she just had like a high place in Orlai. That's what she was? Huh? She was a team member? She was a party member?

Yeah. I think my name was Vivian. she was a she was a mage I was a mage yeah and she you couldn't bang her because she of her main side quest was that had to do with her husband she's a very good character

but it annoyed me that couldn't bang her because she was a she was bald she's shaved sexy dark skin black woman and I was like why can I smash I was like oh because she's in love with her husband

bitch stupid bitch stop making games where I can't fuck everybody in my party yeah I want everyone to be player sexual always always always yeah I don't like this realistic shit where it's like oh here's a married woman

I don't care also also we need We need more. I don't care. So what? I'll fuck her husband too. I'll fuck the husband to get to her. Exactly. I'll fuck my way through the village.

Also we need a war dog back. That is a thing that we need so badly. Thank you. It's insane. The Mambaris, right? The war dog, I talk about us all the time. He was, I would always take him with me because he was, in my opinion, he was the best tank in the game.

He took damage like a beast. He was a great tank and he was also a good boy. You know, like he just I love Dogs are the best companions So good And they don't care They don't give a shit

They don't judge you They don't judge They just help me kill Every time Dude even just like Because I'm playing Final funny 7 rebirth On the PS5 pro now

Now that there's no compromise For the performance mode And I'm driving back into it And I had a conference Like Tifa asked me something About like What do I want to eat Or morality

And in red? Huh? And in red was like What happened? I don't know It was something like The choices were like Super

like a pot roast or something. And I said, I don't know, fucking soup. And she goes like, and then my relationship with her change, she was like, negative. I'm like, fuck you. Because of soup? What does that even mean? What the fuck? I don't even remember that. Like, I hate fuck this. Give me, give me a dog who doesn't care.

Like, that's how I am in, like, in fallout also. Like, I never anytime people complain about companions in a game like that, I just, I don't get it because, like, I don't know why you would even want to go through a game with, like that with companions at all. It's fun for me. Yeah. But little things like that annoy the fucking...

It takes me out of it because I just know it's so arbitrary. It would be one thing if you didn't tell me. Like, I would rather almost not know. But the fact that the game is like, by the way. Oh. You know, like... Look, I'm being honest. I actually like that.

It just annoys me when it's something that I feel like this shouldn't have happened. This should not have made this. My choice should not have made this person dislike me. This is kind of crazy. Right. And one thing, to your point, your war dog, in the first one, his level, the level of companionship and is always maxed out.

There's nothing you can do. That's why I love that. Because you can make people hate you to the point where they'll leave your party. And it's kind of cool. I like this. One thing I'll give Vailgard a little bit of props is that they brought back gifts.

Because they took gifts out of the, they used to be able to give people gifts to strengthen the loyalty and their likeability. Just gifts. Like you find, you buy regular stuff Low resolution looping video? Yes. Yeah.

No, those are GIFs, sir. Is that real? I would, yeah, I would never pronounce it that way, though. But it's really supposed to be called GIFs, so I'll never do that ever. I'll never do that.

The person that coined it said that it's supposed to be GIF, and I was like, I don't care. The person that coined it is wrong. That's like, but giving people valuable gifts, it was in the first one. Yeah.

And which I like that. You can do it again now, which is cool, little thing that they brought back. But there's so many things this is what's fucked up about Valgaard. A lot of ideas

that they borrowed a lot of ideas that they got from this game they actually borrowed from Assassin's Creed their new line of games what was the Egypt one and Odyssey

Origins. Odyssey is a better game than Valgaard so far. I've paid it in 17 hours the amount of like say gear and things that were available in Odyssey

it's just a lesser version of Vail Guard, how you can change your gear and make it however you want at any point in point time, you can do that in Vail Guard, but just lesser because it's just one piece of armor and it accounts for everything. Why the fuck can I diversify stuff? Like, I can't diversify my gauntlets, my shoes and all that. Like, you can do an Odyssey. And they just lazily, it's like, here's one thing and it's an entire set. And so you don't have boots, you don't have, and I was like, it's just a helmet. A helmet in an entire set. I was like, that's so lazy. I, That is so lazy.

Even a game like Odyssey, which I'm telling you, not the greatest RPG ever to exist, but doing things well enough to be enjoyable all the way through. And Vellegard is failing. Even in like, say, what do you call about it? Inquisition. You're able to craft gear and craft your gauntletes, craft boots. You were able to diversify your stuff so you can look as gross as you wanted to, for example. We're stuff that does not match at all.

Yeah. And or, but I do like the thing that you can just statically wear what you want and it doesn't affect your. Oh, like trans-log. That needs to be in more games. I like that. Transvong is good. It's,

I've always liked that. So that's cool, but also lack of diversity. Obviously, the character, dude, there's a guy. Oh, my God. You're going to see this one guy that, um, who is literally, remember when, um, Jake from Skillup made fucking that Shrek joke? you remember that video? Oh, yeah.

There's a guy that I fought Jake from Skillup. You know, Skillup? His name's Jake, right? No, his name's Ralph. His name's Ralph. Yeah. What the fuck?

You're talking about Jake Baldino from Game Ranks or whatever before you buy that guy? I might be, I'm mixing names up, but I meant Ralph. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay.

Sorry, too many ways. No, no, no, they just confuse me. All right, yeah, skill up. It was, I'm pretty sure he was, he said it. He was the one that made the, he did the Shrek thing. Okay, okay, so he made the Shrek joke joke.

And I was like, oh, that's funny. There's a guy that you fight. There's this like mage dude. He's all super evil maniacal that you fight. And I was so mad that I killed because you can ring out people. You can ring out bosses. I didn't even know that. Wait, what?

I do. So I stomped this guy off the platform and it cut the battle short. And I was like, oh, it actually really disappointed me. Because I was like, oh, this is going to be a cool fight. And then I ring them out. And then it got cut short. And I was like, oh, I thought they would like make sure that couldn't happen. Like maybe he would just teleport that.

Like he didn't keep fighting. How easy was it to do? It was too easy. He just, because this guy already does do some tight-up teleporting thing. And then I stomped him off of the platform. I didn't, no, I didn't, sorry, I didn't stomp him. I did a different move. Like when you, you can, when, it doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. I got him off the platform. The way that this guy looks compared to the other people, I was like this, I kid you not. When you see it, you're going to know who I'm talking about because it like, I was like, oh, this is actually a Pixar character. the way that he looks and that is probably my biggest criticism of the game

no one looks consistent even like the options that you have with your creative character you can fucking make your character like bad my hair looks pretty good actually you can actually make them look decent enough to where they like they borrowed a lot from the 2K

if you ever created a character in 2K they borrowed because like 2K's hair has always looked decent when I would be like wow comparatively to other RPGs 2K's hair system is actually pretty decent. I think they just expounded off of that, even the way that some of the characters look. My person looks like he's in a 2K game.

But then I'm looking at that fucking weird mage guy, and I was like, he's completely cartoonish. The necromancer looks like a complete fucking cartoon. What do you want the characters and it's a party? So I hate the bell chick, whatever, the Asian. She's like Disney's frozen to me, how she always speaks. Like, she's just, the only time I ever liked her. So it's like a that character.

It's a character from NAC, I swear to God. Oh, yeah. Like a BS4 game? Yeah, like one of the people with the humans. No, she doesn't. I've seen the, I know what you're talking about. No, that's a stretch. I think she does.

I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm saying, not like a NAC character. It's just a human from NAC. The way that she behaves, right? Or do you mean how she looks. Like, she looks like a carpool character. I mean, I don't like the way she looks. I don't like her face is way too, like, wide and scrunched up. She looks sort of like that.

I'm being dead serious, man. You're out of your. fucking mine. Let me see. Because I don't, I don't remember. So it's a low resolution image, but like, I don't remember what the humans. That's not a can't be. It's not quite that bad, but it's on that, it's on that, it's on that, it's on that wave. It's look at. It's on that wavelength. It's in. Yes. You're out of your fucking mind. Yes. Look, my problem is not my. Is that accurate? No, it's not. She looks goofy, but my problem is her Disney-esque, dude, she is way too hype. The only time that I even remotely respected her

was when she was telling a sad story about her brother or something like that. And her voice came down finally. I was like, oh, you finally sound like a normal person where she's always like, hey! And I'm like, what are you doing? That's crazy. Dude, it's my place. You took my place.

It's crazy. She speaks of this all the time. I was like, dude, the direction that she was given, like, hey, just be fucking hype all the time even when you're not doing anything particularly you're doing mundane stuff and she still sounds hype and I'm like who approve this time to wipe the shit out of my ass

it's like it's literally it's crazy because I don't it's why it's literally that we're in a game right with three characters and I don't want to fuck anybody I think that's a sign that's crazy normally I'd fuck Harding so here's my problem I don't fuck Harding right now and I'm like this is sad Do you know why I don't want to fuck Harding because I'm not the Inquisitor

I wanted to So in Dragon Nates Inquisition That's real shit But here's the thing Inquisitor I was like Why I'm frustrated

Why can I fuck Harding There's only one time You can like flirt with her I think like you can give the heart And she'll like say something But you can't you can't actually fuck her in Inquisition And I was like that's upsetting I want to fuck this little d'orf

You know And the Inquisitor And now I'm some new guy Who I have no connection to Let's however And I can fuck her And I'm like But I don't that's no payoff

I don't want this new guy fucking I wanted the old connection it was like what happens in like say Mass Effect 1 Couldn't fuck Tally in Mass Effect 1 Then you fuck her in 2 Yeah It felt like a really good payoff

We're like I spent all this time getting to know her You know and then and vice versa If you're Fem Shep and you fuck Garris Yeah it's like how in Pac-Man Or Miss Pac-Man Can't fuck the ghost But Pac-Man can't It's like the fuck you're new here

Right now I'm playing Right Again and I'm fucking Miranda Huh? I'm like Massif again I'm fucking Miranda I mean I get it It's a solid first choice

I get it She's fucking That's a solid like I think like when you first play that game you're like oh I think the game like nudges you in that right the human genetically engineered to be hot as shit so I get it it's weird that she's canonically like four but like

you know whatever hey man but yeah I have no idea of that shit I can't remember I want to answer this guy's question real fast though terrifying lie that is a scariest lie for no no no it's true but let's streamline answering the guy's question I understand like it's so it's obvious to

If you're a fan of RPGs, why Dragon Age Origins is so much more celebrated because it's more of a proper RPG. Yeah. The setting, the, um, I go to say, the setting is good. The music is great. The fucking the dialogue's great. Everything works into the combat is to each their own as far as Dragon Age Origins goes. But like everything you want from an RPG is in there. Number two is streamlined, of course, EA type shit.

Characters are still great. The music's still great. The story is still good. The setting's a little iffy and the combat's a little, you know, depends. Inquisition. characters are still good actually some of my favorite characters were in Inquisition the writing is fucking fantastic the music is probably the that guy I think he did his best work in Inquisition actually in my opinion other than the campfire fucking that the logic thing that

Yeah whenever you go to your campfire and Dragon Age origins that theme that there's something that's like like the social it can't be beaten it's just the vibe of it just It just tugs you a little bit it's good yeah Make me her. You make me a believe. Yeah. Is that one? Yeah, that's what it is. Dude,

Vail Guard, the music sucks. Oh, and it just doesn't. It doesn't fit. And the thing is, that's rough. They got some good people.

I think Hans Zimmer was involved. But it just doesn't fit at all. I'm trying to be like, I'm trying to come from this game for like at a position where I'm not, I'm not a Dragon Age fan. I have to take out the idea that I'm a fan of this franchise. That's the word. It's already difficult.

It's already difficult, but you have to understand what this is. Trying to play it as. It has been over almost 10 years since the last one, right? About no, 10 years pop right now. It has been 10 years, yeah. This is the last one. A whole new base of gamers are playing these games, you know. Not the same thing.

I mean, there's references to it. I think what this game does a good job. I think it does a good job as being an intro to the kind of game, a fantasy game. I think it's a very good first-time fantasy game player. 100%. I actually, if you've never played a game like that, this first one to play it's fine it is it is

exactly made for them it's made for those people it's fine it's like last was the first story for Rob like it's my first zombie first post-apocalyptic world story yeah and it's fine for that there's nothing wrong with those things but I think as a fan of Dragonade or the fan of this genre it diverges

in a way that I don't appreciate because it loses all of the the weight it had it's way too much dude let's let's let's just put this in perspective um so far and I don't know if things are going to change as we move forward. I could not have a conversation with Morgan. I thought that shit broke my brain.

Oh, when you see her and she dips immediately? You see her and then she's just, no, she's just chilling in that alien, that, that elven village where the jumpers are. The fade jumpers? Yeah, so she's, she's chilling with the fay jumper. She's still there. And I went back, I even, I progressed the story, went back and she's just having a conversation.

I can't talk to her. So even, let's just say for a sake of argument, if you were new to this franchise, Why is she like, oh, who's Morgan? Who's like, why is she so significant? You can't even get to when she shows up an Inquisition. You literally talk to her a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot of options. And she helps you out a lot. And then she helps you, you keep going back to her because she's helping you with the understanding the shit you need to be Corrifice.

Oh, but big, big problem. Another one to have the idea is that like the typical bioware conversation mechanics, right? They're gone. you can't have the cycle of convict because for me and I know my experience of the matter of fact it's definitely probably

dampened by this a little bit but I ask every single question Oh I go through every piece of dial I ask every good question and it makes the game generally like four times as long but I'm like I ask them because I want to know because you know I feel like

I go through every piece of all and I'm like when I actually listen to them because at a certain point that's all that's available yeah if you progress the story there might be some new shit available yeah But, like, it's, and again, the streamlining of everything, it just feels way too.

People talk a lot about handheld, handholding. This game, like, there is a huge exclamation point if someone's ready to talk in a way that I don't normally experience where usually the idea is just to go roam. Well, BG3 did that too, though. BG3 did that. If you need to come to somebody. That's fine. Look, look, it's, I just, look, if you like that, cool. Like if you want to save some time, I just, I've always liked the, there's something, there's, this is me, this is personally.

That's not for us though, but I like to, um, start to map things in my head after a while. This makes me know that like I'm starting to really get to know these people. I'm starting to understand their patterns where they are. I'm going to go to this room and check and see if they have anything new. I'm not, oh, let me go. Now it's just like a quick look at the map. Oh, nothing. Okay.

It's just, it's very useful and convenient. But also, even in the fact. traveling system in a way I don't even understand it exactly yet I understand it it's just so this is also here's something that is actually very convenient but I also kind of don't like it it's weird it's so weird that I don't like this but I probably should to where you don't even need to bring the people with you to start your party you literally can bring no one with you travel to the location where the side quest is and then trigger it and then they'll appear there in a way that that is super convenient but if

feels stupid where normally if you need to trigger a quest you had to bring them with you on that twist yeah and now it's just like literally oh ready press the button and then they'll show up and i'm like oh that's convenient but it just feels weird it's different man it's different it's different it's different i can't say it's a negative thing it feels to a certain extent i think we are being boomers about i think there is a boomer aspect of what we're talking about but i think it just feels a little a little faint it's i want people to experience like Like play it though. I think people I think we should play it. I think I think there is good things about it. I think the game looks fucking phenomenal. I think that's one thing I have to say I think the game looks gort. It's not even it's not even close to any any other entry in the franchise. It's like let's say given time. Yeah. Forget about time. Let's say Jesus Christ, they did an amazing job with the environments. It looks beautiful. I think the enemies look cool too actually. enemies look cool.

I think everything but the Dark Spawn. I think Dark Span look fucking stupid. I think they look super stupid. The ogres look dumb. I think they all look stupid. They all look so stupid. But I probably haven't seen many as much as you have. That's why I probably, I mean, if you go far enough, because all you're going to do is

just see an ogre, you're going to see a pride demon, you're going to see the little freaks, and then you're going to see like the mage dudes. Is that what they're called the little freaks? Well, to me they are because they just run at you and just dive at you essentially. Yeah. They all look goofy as fuck to me. They look cartoonish. The people look fine.

And actually some of the character do the combat. I think people are kind of underselling because some people really like it. It feels kind of repetitive. That's my only problem. I'm feeling it right now already. To me, actually, I'll say. Only four hours in of your 15-hour play-through? I'm going to go out of it.

I already think it looks like. You must be further in the night. I got to say, in my opinion, because of the way that you build up your rage. But the customization is cool, though. I don't feel, I actually feel the opposite. I feel like it's very streamlined. There's not much that you can do technically. I can't even give it.

You can give as much direction as like say in Mass Effect with your companions. Tack these people. Use these active cool downs or whatever. And that's about it. You can't strategically place people not really well. It's not, it's a little streamlined, but the rage buildup, that weird trigger thing. There's things that you need to work up to and build. It doesn't make me feel like I'm doing the same thing over and over.

I have enough attack abilities right now That like the things that your rage triggers Like I have this swinging thing that makes me feel like fucking God This does feel like God of war He does the typhoon thing So I'm like it's like a huge mallet And then there's this like you throw down some flaming swords I'm the warrior

Like there's enough of that to where I'm like I'm still having fun And the finishers When you press the R when you stun them I think that's actually pretty fun and I would say the last thing is the enemies are much I've the amount that they block

the amount that they evade is actually fun as shit to me there's a regular there's this fuck of these fucking assholes when I was in like one of the Teventor places I don't remember which one I'm trying to whoop his ass this nigga evaded every single strike that I threw like he's and I was like

I've never seen anybody put this much love into a regular enemy other than that would be like a boss, right? A boss would be evading all your attacks. This motherfucker, I was like getting upset. I was like, wait a minute. The best way to counter this guy, let him attack you first encounter him.

But like, if you just go and attack him, this motherfucker was just evading all my, I was like, that actually. I'm playing as a rogue right now. And I, it is insane how strong you are as a rogue in that game. You are a force of nature. I think you're insane no matter what because. Okay, true.

Obviously made, dude. Here's the thing. Oh, if I'm, if I'm a fighter, I probably shouldn't have any projectiles. No, I can throw, even if I don't have my shield, I just throw some weird energy. Like, you can charge up your shield and throw anything. My fucking AOE stomp is so fucking OP. It's, I was just like, oh, there's no point of even being anything else, actually.

And I think that's for every class probably. That's true. You can probably just whoop ass in any class you are, which I feel like is kind of stupid. Because then it's like, what's the point? I guess we just have fun, whatever you're playing. Yeah. All right. But that's enough.

We're, we'll dragon age all week. Yeah. Yeah. But, yeah, I just wanted to either go. Yeah. Look, the next time, when I'm probably like another 20 hours or close to the end, I can see if I still feel the same or not, you know? Yeah, fair. All right.

Let's just do two real quick ones. Because these are pretty quick. Seam on a human. I'm sperming like I'm superhuman. Let's go. And he says, hello, green goblin, the void incarnate and some random black person. first time writing in welcome

with the release of Dragon Ball sparking zero I started to become a fan of Dragon Ball while playing it since I never really cared about Dragon Ball previously so it got me thinking for all of you

has there been a game that you play that got you interested in a topic you never looked into or cared about much before example being something like getting into Star Wars or history through playing a game

well my example is I got into Dragon Ball because of Budakai like I think I played the Budakai games at like a friend's house. I remember his name's Michael.

He lived in Sleepy Hollow. I'll never forget this. Went over to his apartment and he had a PS2, I think before I had one. And he had the original Dragon Balls E Butichai. And I remember being like, what the fuck is this? This is cool. And he goes, this is actually a show.

I was like, what? Oh, interesting. I don't remember that. I don't remember that. What the fuck is this? And that's how I got into Dragon Ball was through the game. So like, yeah, it's literally that. I'm sure it's happened elsewhere, but that's the, big one that I can remember.

Interesting. It's not that uncommon. I feel like that happens with a lot of things. Maybe for me was like, uh, wasn't Star Wars.

Sorry, I saw the movies first. That's why I really got into it. Maybe Sonic. But I like Sonic. I like Sonic. I'll pay the Sonic games first. Well,

Sonic is a game. Well, there's also a show and so, but yeah. So, well, the show is because of the game. Yeah.

Yeah. Uh, I don't know then. I don't know then. I feel like everything. I feel like I'm not really that person. I feel like, Dragon Ball already saw and I was like I like this.

Pokemon, I saw the Pokemon game came first for the show, right? Again, I think so, yeah, pretty sure. Yeah, so I feel like I missed the bullet for that. I feel like everything was like, oh, I played the game, then I found out about the show. That's fair. Yeah, nothing is coming to my head. There might be an example of that, but nothing is, uh, nothing's coming to my head about that. I can't think of anything right now.

History, baby. I guess, I guess another thing, technically, although this is not technically the same thing. I would say because, I don't know, how would you describe a comedian in that sense? Because, like, I remember seeing Norman in dirty work. You ever seen that movie? Yeah.

With fucking Chris Farley and, I remember him getting thrown in the fucking garbage multiple times. Yeah. And when they, yeah. So I remember seeing Norman that movie and being like, this guy's funny. And then I was like, oh, he's a comedian. I didn't know that.

And then I, like, delved into, like, the stand-up and stuff like that. Yeah. So that kind of, But, you know, a movie is technically also common. So I don't really... I don't know how... I think it's a little bit different. But yeah.

They're not the same thing, but I don't know what you mean, though. Yeah. Yeah. I will say, uh, Animusia Warlords got me to Feudor Japan, actually. That's something. Yeah, yeah. Not like that game where I was like, this is crazy. These people are crazy.

And I got more into that. So, yeah. These people are crazy. These people are crazy. I mean, yeah. I was really upset that I found out there was no demons and magic when I started reading. That is really... It's bullshit.

Everybody, I feel like everybody has that moment in their life where they realize that magic isn't real. And it's kind of under, I think it's, I think we undersell how disappointing that moment actually is. Because if I really think about it, if I really focus on that period of time where like I can remember learning that, it's vast disappointment to a degree that's like, kind of intense. That was me in Power Rangers actually. Just like understanding like power. Because it's just, it's just power. And they're like, I was like, what's power? How do I get power?

And I'm like, there's no fucking power you retort? He was a stupid Black child, get out of here It was like no power I want the power What is the power? I want the power I want the power

I want the power So the other thing We're good on that right Yeah Yeah so Yeah just dragon ball for me As well So good luck

Have fun That's really cool To see somebody else On that same exact path Nice Lando Keith Rodney's Hello Snark dudes During the bad

During the bad Predictions episode Chris In the last half of the episode mentioned His father would slip into a special needs mode if Chris were getting on his nerves in like a Walmart or a public space. I thought my dad was absolutely insane because he did this as well, squealing saying,

I'm going to goodwill in retard speak, contorting his limbs like a cripple in a chair. He did this when I first started dating my wife in high school just to try to gnaw at me. My wife will now say goodwill like a retard just to get a smile out of me as my dad passed away a few years ago, keeping the legacy going. So it's just, yeah, that's awesome. So is this just a normal dad thing to do then? What other insane things have your parents done to try to embarrass you? Well, I know Kingston. It doesn't have much to say.

But, um... Yeah, my mom doesn't not have that sort of, uh, sense of humor. Thanks. I had a parent. What? I had a, my grandmother. Oh, yeah, but come on. She's also a relic and she just like, I don't know.

Yeah, I can't imagine that your elderly grandmother was fucking with you too much. Yeah. You're out of your mind. Even if your grandma was fucking me. That's wild. In the same way that, in the same way. Not like that, but she definitely fucked with me. Well, yeah.

In the same way that anybody fucks with, like, you know, fucks with anybody. Yeah, everyone teases, but like, do they do retards speak? No. He had to me in Spanish and, like, I'd be like, grandma, I don't know what's going on. And she would just continue. I remember one day, my, uh, me and my dad were walking home and he, uh, there was like an open manhole and he pushed me down into the sewers. Yeah.

And then I woke up. He was like, hey, look at this. He's, hey, look at this. Yeah. Hey, look at this. And then I woke up five years later. That's crazy. Yeah, it was pretty wild.

Yeah. Yeah. Five to ten was fucking blur, literally. It's actually 20 through 25. You lived. Damn. Oh. That's crazy.

I mean, sorry. I don't remember. I just woke up and I was really weak. I remember I woke up and my legs were so thin. Oh, I'm like pencil things. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's so fucking fat.

I gotta lose weight. You're dead. I've also, I've also, I'm also interested. You finally awake, Christopher. That's crazy.

Wait, that's crazy. Wait, that's crazy. Anyway, he was waiting. We're gonna read, we're gonna bust through

these $25 and up Patreon names. Remember, you can go over to Patreon.com slash the snark tank. I'm gonna bust. And,

and, put your name in the credits, essentially. Jump into this tier. Make me read your name. Your name. I really hate this part

So come contribute if you want It has not been funny for us for a little while now Well Sometimes sometimes It's the best part of the show But not because of Like it's usually because like Like 3% of the names are good

This is labor This is real labor This is the part that feels like work All right let's go Let's read through your fucking names One It's Emma flexing being a day one listener like a Destiny veteran flexes playing the D1 beta when sharing a bad opinion. Let's go.

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I'll rock them, sock them in the face. I'm from the 60s, man. Damn. That was a period of time. We could beat your wife and get fucking high-fives for it. That's crazy. The 90s? Sleezer Merchant.

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oh yeah I am I don't know I'm trying to ignore it it's in a bathroom I don't really use or care to use too small in there spooky

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Oh, my God. Five-hour energies in a row to unlock the gay gene, beating Jimmy Carter to death in a pillow fight. Damn. That's so fucking so easy. That's really quick. Two solid hits and he's gone. One really quick hit is going to take him out, I think.

Yeah. I think he's got maybe... be 25 minutes left of life. Probably. I think he's going to die in January 19th. I think he's like right before Trump like gets inaugurated. He's going to be like, I'm out. I'm out.

I'm out. I'm out. I never really like being here. Did somebody do that recently? Did somebody die on January 19th? No, someone died like. Shut the fuck, Chris. No, never.

Did somebody die on January 16th recently? No, yeah. Which is not. I hate you. It makes no sense. Oh my God. Did someone die January 19th? It's like.

It's never happened. Is there been a day? No one. not. It's never happened. Probably like February, February, maybe 39.

I'm not saying what day. I'm saying had someone not died on a day. Yeah, February 39th. February, my bad, sorry. Groundhog night or whatever. Yeah,

Groundhog night. Flames day. Or whatever the fuck the calendar says in metaphor. Beating, yeah, Jimmy Carter. Domo Nation, Vaughn of the Dead.

Called J. Gay Wentworth, 877 Dick now. After the recent. in Superman BS, Sweeney is no longer right on most topics. I miss when Andrew Yang was running for president. I don't. I liked him for like exactly two months

and then he went crazy. Or not crazy, he just went stupid. I liked him when he, yeah, his UBI talk and that was about it. Yeah, that was it. I like when, did you see the thing recently where he was like, if you give people a choice between two people, they're going to pick one. And so it's like, I quote, if you give people two choices, they will choose one

of them. Wow, brilliant. Whoa. Someone killed us, man. I like, so whatever He's too smart. That is insane. Someone kill this man. He's too smart. He's too smart to be out of the face of this earth. He's a danger to the world around us.

I agree. He's too smart. That's crazy. Whoa, they're going to pick one of the two options. Whoa. Someone was like, someone was like, someone quotes me in there. I literally don't mean this in a racist way, but that sounds like a fucking fortune cookie.

And I was like, yeah. Yeah, it does. It literally does. 100%. It sounds like something someone would say as their dog is dying from dysentery in their lap. And they're just not doing a day. They're just not doing anything about it. Shut the fuck up.

Chris, read the names. Oh, my fucking God. It's my dog. No, it's just, if you give people two choices. It's having a rough go, man. It was brown. It was, it was, it was, it was, it was brown.

It was brown. It was brown. It was brown. It was just bright red. Did you know? Did you know? You guys are fucking Lots

It's growling because it just Andrew Yang won't help it You can either do or not do Every tomorrow Is today's yesterday And the dog is just shit Tomorrow is not today's yesterday I know

I know The idea of dog's just shitting And it's why it's silent looking at him It just sad. It just gets mad. The dog throws up its non-existent lips. It immediately calcifies.

It's no lips. He desiccates like a fucking vampire. Oh, I miss what a Diego is. Okay, uh, Kastin, beware, Colin where he already doesn't think hip-hop is real music. It's not real. It's insane.

He, I know he likes some hip-hop. Yeah. Spider-Man 299 was a good run. Have you read it? No. I'm not stupid. It's pretty good.

The original run in the 99 was fucking fired. It's not even 20. It's still 2024. It's not time yet, stupid. It's not time. You fucking. Fucking idiot. Reit 20 and before,

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My Zhang isn't real. Yeah. I mean, my girlfriend loves that game. Your girlfriend loves the girlfriend's not real either. That's a throwback. Yeah. I wish. My piss poo.

I wish. Blink number one and two. $500 for this bullshit? What are you talking about? It's fucking, like, I don't like Mass Effect that much. Jesus Christ. What is that?

That sucks. It's a huge coat, like a count coat thing. Like you're like Count Dracula. That's something you would, that's, if you wrapped epic rap battles of history wearing that, you would be shot instead of stabbed, I think. I'm Count Specter Dracula. I'm in seven All the Specter Jacket.

I remember what that is. Hello, it's me, Inspector Dracula. I'm here to inspect. I'm here to inspect. And then Drack. And drag.

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what you'd call it, MF Doom on music music, a mixtap eventually. Inspector Dracula. He would have probably put that out eventually. Spectre Dracula, voiced by Graham McTavish. We got to write this. Yeah, let's do it.

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I'm like, okay. Sure. Yeah, you're fucking gay dudes. The straight dudes. Yeah. They're gay still,

friend. They, they, despite default. I'm like fucking straight dudes because I'm like, either A, you're fucking gay dudes or B, you're raping. Like,

pick one. Those are the only two Choose one It's morphious It's fucking Andrew Yang If you give people two options They'll pick one Oh my god

If I give you two pills You must choose one Money If you're editing out Andrew Morpius face to Andrew Yang

is fucking crazy He just looks like some guy in my class He's the most Non-Disccript person I've ever seen Yeah I'm like I'm sorry

You don't You need a distinct face And he just looks like Normal Like I'm like I can't tell Do anything Like what's crazy about it

Is that like He doesn't even look similar To other age He just looks similar To other people Like he can't even describe it Every time I see him

he looks worried and that's not good. Like he's just like you're just like, oh. You've seen a baby with their worried face or their surprise or that it's like,

he's got universal basic worry. Is UBW? UBW? Big big, he stinks. Stop, stop.

Stop. The more you worry, the more you worry I want to make you worry it. Stop hitting me. Oh, the more you hit me, the more I hurt. He just points out obvious.

The more you hit me, the more I hurt. Andrew Yeg. That's a campaign slogan. 2028, bro. Like 100%. Oh, my God. Please run. Please run on that with that slogan.

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But like yes I would I would still bend her I would absolutely Have her looking like A fucking fire hydrant but yeah I'd still be upset while I'm smashing her

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wait what is that it's a mass effect send me that so I can send it to him that is crazy did Colin play Massifax? Yeah he famously had the review of Mass Mac 3 that was like why are people being weird about it you know

that's so fun that actually that does not look like Shepard at all. That doesn't even like default Shepard. No. No. He doesn't have a fucking. That hair line is crazy by the way. That is the little. It's like, it's like Vegeta but from the side? It's crazy. They really took the liberty of just. It's the Crescent. The people do the

crescent moon into the head. I'm like, you fucking. No, that's why that's crazier. That's like reverse horseshoe. You absolute. Robo and word, what are you doing? Doing that, man. Okay, so a heat smoker going off to Vegas, Gids. Review slaves, USA. Refuse slaves USA damn Crazy edging to the entire episode and failing

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I think so yeah That's Japanese So you said Beanchiling Right Binchiling Konichiwa Mairiga So it went from Chinese to Japanese to black To racist, to racist, to Scooby-Jew. Japan English?

How do you say that? Japanese English. How do you say, there's a word for it that they say, because Jojo speaks in that a lot. Was it jinglish? Speaks. I forgot what they called, but it's like, because those. It's jinglish, right? Or is that Christmas language?

They'll be like, Krogyz, here's your new car. Like, you know, like they, they, like, it's, it's, I can't remember what it's called, but they do it on Jojo a lot. I didn't know about this. It's like a thing. It's like when, it's like when people, they're speaking Japanese and then they'll say, I'm worded English and it's so Japanese heavy like you know Good morning heavy non It's like that

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Why do you have that thing? video, first of all, that you quoted it directly. It's crazy. I thought you were just giving an example. No, because that was the thing that I was hoping it was going to jog my memory. It's erect your car. Oh, goddamn. Serves up, commentary track, Homeland are getting beat to death by L.A. Beast and Buff Correll.

Jolly old dip shit eating a salad. What's Buff Carell been up to? He moved. I watched recently. Oh, shit, you're right. It doesn't feel the same, I got to say. I don't like the. That dresser with the mirror in the background kind of was, that was iconic.

And opposed to him on the wall. I agree. Yeah. It's just kind of weird now. I watched him recently though. He seems to be doing the same thing. It's crazy how committed this dude is. Yeah.

Just being the same thing. Has he? I would have quit after Tosh. Oh, right. You know, I would have been like, oh, well, that's what I was doing this. That's P. Yeah, he was on Tosh. 0.

After? I don't know, man. No, he went on way before like most people discovered him. That's the weird thing. Okay, there you go. Like, fucking stop having me. It's so weird that. They found them.

Well, it was like that one fucking Onizian. Unisian went on Tosh.0. Did he really? Or he at least, they either at least reacted to his thing, the I am a banana thing. I don't know if he was. I think they reacted to it. That was well before I knew anything about that guy. Where is he at?

Did he dead yet? Daniel Tosh? No. He's in a swamp, I think, in Washington. I'm not even joking. He owns like swamp. He got in trouble because he like took he, what do you call it when you take the foliage out? It's like, this is like a word.

Deforced? Yeah. He was like, like, he was like, Yeah, it was like a deforestation thing where he was like taking away certain swamp land on his property that he wasn't legally allowed to do governmental wise. I don't know. I can't tell this a bit. I know. This is lame.

I would say like he got like he got, he got arrested for like smuggling clowns or something. No, but he, this is real. Like he tried to get rid of trees on his property and like apparently like there's like some law in Washington about like there needs to be certain degree of swamp. I don't know. Some weird shit. That was years ago though. I don't know what the fuck he's been doing. He's probably still raven though.

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I can do whatever. I want. Me and my niggas think I should do this. And he has a whole posse of me of gnatty of gulf. It's a glitney of gooze behind him. Daping him up. He gets forced out. He says, you know how much I've sacrificed?

He has a moment. He has a moment. He has a moment and then he has, like luckily he still has, um, uh, an entire sack full of dog testicles because he, he, he wanted to spay all those pets and he would throw them with people and then they would explode. And they would drown in dog semen. They're like seaman grenades he squeezed them. I'm going to kill Peter Parker for taking that for sounding even remotely adjacent to my name. That's nice. That is easy.

He's singling after the one Peter Parker with Superpowers, too. I want him done. All right. Get him, niggins. Jesus fucking Christ. Jesus fucking Christ. You're screaming Frozogen in first nation. It was horrifying.

That was good. Halo prophets, but Alex Jones. That would be amazing. The great journey is nine. We just got the secret index. That's amazing. We're going to be firing the rings super soon. That's fire.

Somebody make that, please. I would pay good money to see Alex Jones as the profit of fucking, was it regret? No, regrettizing too. The prophet of truth. And then, um, was it named. Joe Pesci as arbiter. Oh, my God. What would you have your arbiter do?

What do you ask of me? You think I'm a clown or something? I'm an elite. I'm He just has one random unprompted And word in there It's like really unprompted

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What do you mean? What was that What was they call him the demon? I mean His name's John stupid What would they call? What was the fucking Almost the cabal

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I'm really fucking gay Shut up. 2016 remake going crazy. New Sonic game has a son... Wait. Has a higher score than sparking zero. What does? The new Sonic game.

Apparently it's a pretty good game, but like, it's a good game by Sonic standard. So it's like it's, it's like the best pizza you've ever eaten after it's been digested. You know, it's like,

I guess. You hate Sonic so much. Well, yeah. I just, I look, I don't care about Sonic anymore, dude. If Sonic was a real person,

13 years old or autistic. I'm sorry. I love the Sonic when I was younger. It's one or the other. If Sonic was a real person, I would champion the disillusion of his rights. He would champion the dissolution. Wow.

Yeah, yeah. I don't respect him. I like that. I'm okay with that. I'm okay with that. I think I'm going to sign that in the law. He could probably kill Sonic. That's the next step, I guess.

We should take the rights away. We should create, we should create son of a hedgehog. Like, for real, make a real head talk. Like you do that. And then kill him. He'll know it would be impossible. You get a head to that powerful is actually terrified.

Yeah. That would be. Rise against is the used for straight men, Smitchie the Kid. Chris, where's that Hale TV show videos? She picked in on my Pippa. Click the wrong button and sub down it here.

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There's so much calm. He's like, don't worry. He goes. Ah. He lays over one of the manholes. He lays out. I don't know. He grossed me out.

He lays out of the manholes and he comes in it to the point that the fucking, the fucking, what are they hoard? No. The locusts get fucking, they get a fucking plateaued out. Oh, so they're soaking out. Now they're just out and about covering it. It was his fault. Dude, emergency day was his fault. Cole came in a force.

So much that they all are like, we've got to get out of here. They're soaking the city in a giant come. And a giant fat of cum. Sweetie showers and sneakers. I wish I had so much money to like have that made. I wish I had the money to shower and sneakers too.

Yeah. If I had money like that, I would have movies that would be made that I know would be dog shit. But people would see it in droves of how just. fucking insane it would be I want to shower in I want to I want to take a bath in sneakers

fish nets and with a toaster oh my god that is an aesthetic that is an aesthetic that's an album cover somebody do that somebody pose in a bathtub in a bubble bath with fish nets

sneaker what kind of sneakers definitely Jordan 1s definitely Jordan 1 I have two pairs of Jordan 1 one Jordan 1 in a healy and let's go and you're just like you're just holding it and then like

And then you see those toaster being thrown toward it. So you don't die. So they can get you out real quick. If someone's hands right, they're to grab a yank you out. I mean, you can just not plug it. You can just not plug it in. They're just like. And they're scary if they help you and they fuck up, they'll die too.

So it's a situation like, that is insane. It's scary. Got to be quick. That be quick. Anyway, they have no practice either. There's no practice of it too. No way I'm hanging. I would do that with you, right?

Yeah, I don't mind. I don't know. I want to die. I don't care. No way I'm hanging out with a couple of gooners. I'm just here so I don't get killed. British people come and be like, what's all this then?

Star Coffee pulled out 20 years late in the sloppiest way possible. Call that bitch Afghanistan. Chris was right. Chris was right. American Dad is pretty funny. Roger's not as annoying as you said. Dude,

I've been watching a lot of that show lately just because it is, guys, it's like our extra animals. That show. Yeah. It just, like at this point,

it's, there's no consideration for what happened to just. before on the previous screen I was watching an episode where I think Roger tries to marry Stan's mom so that he can get access to the attic and he thinks he's planning to kill her so he goes to race and he's like he sees

he's like racing he's like I gotta save my mom Stan and he's like the cliff is there and he's like oh fuck and then he's it looks like he's about to not like not fall off the edge but he falls off the edge and it explodes and dies anyway and then the next seed is like three seconds later he comes back, like an ambulance

rose up and he comes out of the ambulance, like, stop. It's like, there's no consideration at all for like the logic of the world, and I love it. Yeah. It's exactly the nonsense that I wanted that, like, a show like that to be. It's not bad at all. It's pretty good. I don't

dislike it. I've seen a handful episodes. I thought they were fine. Not enough gang rape in it. Not really much. I mean, you'd be surprised. That's such a crazy thing to say. You'd be surprised. There's kind of a lot of it actually I think you mean that there

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I would do the The whole like You know when you get From breaking out of the bed Aim the gun towards the doorway When somebody breaks in your house You edge on the bed No you go to the

You go You put yourself between You put the bed in between yourself And then you game Stop no stop Let me finish this Let me finish this Okay

Oh Somebody's breaking your door down And you're fucking Oh don't come Don't come Don't come Your toes are curled so much They're digging

into themselves. You're bleeding. That's crazy. That's so crazy. You're fucking feet look like a fist. That's how hard your toes. I wish I could replicate that feeling. That's crazy.

It's like. It's so fucking. It's so intense. You know when a character holds their breath of anime and their face starts turning blue? That's what you're doing. Fucking insane. If you come in, you might not like what you get.

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Viva. The easiest way to throw off the snark tank is by saying no. Not no more. We haven't let me into that. It got me a little bit. Like I felt something though. I felt it. So it is definitely dissipating for sure.

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I dead ass Kind of agree with it Oh my God I gotta say that Watch that over dinner I actually Never watched The Sopranos

So I actually I don't think I can appreciate that I don't know the Sopranos at all I never watched it I had an ex Who was related to Like her grandmother Her grandfather

Her grandfather was on that show And it was Tony Soprano Yeah And I'd be like, you know, that's a show, right? Your grandpa, I told me to Prado? Can I talk to him? You're related to Walter White. What's that like?

I really don't like that show because I feel like that's another case and point of people taking the worst message from the show. Supretto? Yeah. What was the message in the show? I thought the message in the show was like, Gabagul, Gabagul. Yeah, it was about like Gabagul is good. Gabagua. A pucca.

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Uh, prego. Uh, let me see. Do I know any other time? This is just that scene from fucking scary movie with the fucking Asian girls. Yes, but the sashimi. Sashimi. That shit was so fucking funny to me when I was little. Of course.

And I was like, now when you watch it, you're like, oh, wow. They, uh. They spent eight minutes on this total. cumulative. They really went in on this and it was completely okay to do. I was watching Frayor versus Jason with Lillian at one of the parts.

Such trash. Beautiful trash. Yo, he called, Kelly Roland called freaking Freddie Cougar F. Sler. Yeah, yeah. And I was like, nice. Dude,

it was a different time. Frater versus Jason. Dude, I saw that in theater, bro. I didn't, but I wanted to. I saw that movie.

I felt like Scorsese. I saw that movie. I was like, Yes I saw that movie on Broadway I'm not I'm not a fucking around That is one movie I would 100% go see on Broadway It would be dope yeah

It would be so stupid I'd have to see exactly You have to be there The blood in that movie is hilarious It's like they took a super soker And was just spraying in everywhere There's a moment where Jason slapped the top of someone's body off their body And I was like, oh shit. It was hard.

There is there were these fucking, there is no mention of the people's parents. People were dying left and right. No one's parents were getting told about this. So I don't remember the plot of the movie because I saw it when 2004 came out. I just want to say, why the fuck? Okay, so they were clearly fighting each other. Why were at one point the people helping Jason? Why would he, why did he become like the protagonist?

Because Freddie got, they were trying to get. Freddie got fingers. They were trying to get Freddy into the real world so they can make Jason fight Freddie and like Jason kill Freddy. So that was, and then like a Godzilla thing. Even though Jason like kills everybody, they were like, we're, we're going to, he's basically going to be like a rabid warwolf that they're going to try to. Aim at the vampire. It's so crazy. That is so stupid.

Because I remember at one point he's like drowning and shit. And they're like, oh, we got to save it. I'm like, why? Can they get the military take out? I don't know. Anything? Just put him and just put him and shoot. him in the space.

Like, just shoot that nigga, drug him up to fucking the umpteenth degree Cuban public. I need to go see Jason X. And that movie was so fucking funny too when he was beating the fucking sorority girls with each other. I don't remember. Look, it's one of those things where I don't remember if I saw it. I don't remember if I saw it.

I just remember parts of it. I remember the trailer though was playing drowning pool. Yeah. I remember that. That song was everywhere back in the day. It was. There's a, Let the penis hit my gun.

Let my penis hit my Dund do Boles Let my penis hit my balls Let my penis hit his balls Let my penis It's so stupid

Ball It's just stupid He's just shaking his dick He's slapping his own balls In his dick He's slapping his own balls in his dick I'm not I'm sure

I can't take it Oh, Man, it broke me. Contributing Keith David's Fucked Up Face in Nope. Uh, 3XO learning Nick Fuentes

lives near him and also purposely Shet his pants in high school. That's right. Oh, Oh, fuck. I forgot about that. Yeah,

I forgot. Dude, there's a TikTok of, of someone that works with his mom. A TikTok of his mom's coworker, I guess,

who, like, and she heard, she was telling stories about how much of a brat Nick was and how he's like the run to the family How he's like sisters doing great Yeah he's like a twin I guess he has a twin sister

But like Apparently he just shat his pants In high school Like a protest in protest yeah Like I want attention I want to go home mom You're gonna pick me up You know like that kind of shit He's in Andrew Yang's lap

That is such a fucking layered joke Maddo you look at your kid like like, how do you look at your kid like, like, how do you love him after that? How do you like, I have to love this thing. She clearly still loves him, which is frustrating. You hear about people like disowning their family. He retreat to her house, I think. Yeah, he's living back with her because he's scared, you know, which he should be because. Yeah, he very much should be.

Yeah. I just don't. I just, that makes me not respect his mom, though, to be honest. I'm like, do you, you look, at a certain point, I know you're like, oh, he stole my son, but I'm like, your son is a fucking neo-Nazi. That is recruiting. I don't think she is. I mean, they have the golden goose daughter,

unless that person in the TikTok forgot to mention that. Your daughter is also white. They're all racist, but he's racist in the least acceptable way. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's loud and proud racist. Yeah. Because it just sounds like, Nicholas,

keep it to yourself. You don't want them coming after you, those negroids. Those negroids. Nicholas, we agree, but also the same. His doesn't mean as Fuentes, too. That's why it seems it pretty obvious that like he just he was a pariah and every and outcast and then he definitely was not Hispanic enough Join the um he definitely he definitely he definitely he's definitely he's definitely he joined the one group that will accept anybody definitely Spanish like the one group that's except anyone is just like extreme white supremacists Like welcome brother there are people there were people I'm telling you man I saw people it wasn't a lot but I've seen at least two instances where there's racist people watching my content and I'm like why are you what there if you are racist

Why the fuck are you watching me? Because you're one of the good ones. This dancing Negro is funny. I like that he made rock new and got that through on the body. He got good, he got white wife. I think he's a bad goddamn nigga out of Goddard. I like to own that one.

That sounds so real. You all got it. Let's bring it home. Let's bring it home. Sherrod Brown. He's going to fuck your mom and make your dad trans and eat your pet. slurping, smoking,

slurping, stroking, smoking, emoticons going like this. 1800s, YouTube be like the Civil War situation is crazy. Hey, Derek,

do you like Flyleaf? Yeah, I look, yes, I do like FlyLeave. I think their music actually technically kind of sucks. Like,

there's potential in Fly Leaf. I've always been kind of frustrated that their music structure was so basic and shitty. And they could have been in the right hand,

is a really good band. They're a Christian band, are they? Yes. They are, which I don't mind. I don't care if you can write Christian-ass shit. Like,

there's that fucking something Carolina band, like show me what I'm looking for. Yeah, there's a few. There's a lot. As a late dying, but I was just going to talk about openly Christian bands like Carolina liar.

Like, show me what I'm looking for. Right, right. Like that, like, I think that's a very good song. Even though, like,

you'll see compilations of Jesus on like the lyrical videos. And I'm like, Sorry, bro. Like, I think it's like probably like, I don't, I don't even really recall what songs there are, but I have like maybe two. Fully alive. You're fully, fully alive more than most ready is mine. I don't know.

I don't know what I have. I'm so sick. I'm so sick. And infected with. And then there's them, I can feel you all around me. Good choruses. Oh, that's them. Yeah.

I know them. Good choruses, but like the music. Crashing in my Mickey me squirt till I fall asleep. the highly I like a Man hey man The only I have three on my playlist

It's again Beautiful Bride And Breathe Today I don't I don't think I know Any of those I don't think I know any of those I don't breathe today is though

Because the ones That I said Were all their singles When they came out Yeah I'm not sure If I know those ones I'm not like a

Again is Probably the more famous one I think Here you are Down on your knees again You know that one? I don't know Fly Leaf

It's probably from like another album It's probably from like What are there? Paramourcoded this one Ah That's smart This is from the self-titled one I think

2009 Oh yeah yeah Yeah because the one that I'm referring to Is way older Yeah This is probably when they got Yeah I don't recognize

This is probably when they got like Better I mean it sounds a hell of a lot better Than like the shit that they started off with So I don't know Are they older than that? I thought

2000 I was the first one. No, hell no. Oh, I don't know. They probably came out in like 2004, 2004, 2005. And they went on, I think, the family values tour in 2006. Oh, yeah. What the fuck? Yeah, 2005.

You don't remember the song, I'm so sick. That was the breakout song. I'm so sick. In fact, do it. And like, she does a scream in the beginning of the song. I know that song. And then I will break. And then I will break.

Bann. Yeah, that's fair. So their top five are all. all around me. I'm so sick, fully alive. Again, the one that I just played and call you out, which I've never heard. Yeah, so those ones were from the first album, the ones that the top ones, which I know. And I always

thought like they had potential, but they probably got much better, but just not as much recognition as it got older. Yeah, I mean, yeah, they're okay. If there's a lady band, you guys, these guys made two albums, one, so Versa emerge. It's technically one word put together, that's how you spell it, Versa

emerge. They're fucking good. And they just after their debut album just they just fucking fell the face of the earth. I think I prefer like women singers and bands like these honestly. I want to do there's some emo bands

like circus survive Anthony Green who sings like a falsetto woman I hate it because he's not I'm like dude just get a woman they'll nail it. Um fucking sleeping with sirens. Yeah. That's when say what you are. I was like dude just get a woman. They'll do it better. Exactly like I think about like a lot of

songs that I like even just like classic rock songs I hear like I don't know fucking what's the fucking uh sweet child of mine what's that guy oh god yeah I hate Axel Rose yeah I keep says like I see that music and then I compare it to like fucking heart or something and I'm like fucking she's amazing it's not even fucking close so like yeah I think about like heavy guitar and like female vocals just go well together in my opinion I like I like the like Amaranth is like a weird not the streamer this is like a band. I hate that I have to make that distinction. But there's a band called Amaran that they're like they're like Swedish like techno metal or some shit. It's weird shit. Yeah. But it's dope.

I'm a big fan of female. I've all actually have always one time my friend's, we were trying out of a girl vocalist and one time it turns out he didn't want to be in the band anymore. And instead of just being a mature. We're, oh, yeah, 2008. Yeah, he just just said, oh, she doesn't, she doesn't want to do it. Instead of just being like, oh, I don't want to do it here. Here's her number. Like, contact her and shit. But I was doing that for a long time. I've always exactly what you're saying. Haley Williams to me was like the Pinnacle.

Yeah. I was like, damn, I need somebody like this in my band. I always will always prefer a female vocalist in general in any singing category always. I think female vocals would sound better. Personally, to me, my year, I think it depends for me. But, yeah, like, I mean, I think I think just singing. I think in when it comes to just straight up singing, I think female sound better. That's fine.

I mean, that's fair. Yeah. There's obviously fantastic male singers. Of course. Yeah, just you preference, man. You get into the Freddie Mercury type situation and then it kind of, you know. I mean, I think there are people are basically a woman. I think people compare.

I think there's, I think we're going to compare it easily. Like, really, quite a few, quite a few women can be able to Freddie. Hey, Derek, do you like Fly Leaf? Oh, yeah. Obi won't you blow me? I wouldn't agree, actually. You think Whitney Houston is? I don't think they're close.

I think that's an insane take, but that is yours. That is your take. We need more time to expound on that. That's not. Yeah, we can't do that right now. I beat him off, suck his penis, just to show that I'm gay. Cremlin to Gremlin, 50 cent to 50 cent blood in my piss. I'd fuck that twink, Max Mofo.

Is he a twink? I don't think so. He's just a regular guy. He's the other guy, Max and Chad. He's all the Australian people. The cancer crew. Yeah. The hair cake.

Idubs. Oh my God, I haven't thought about them in fucking. It's been a while. We got that show. Cold ones. Yeah, cold ones. Is that still? I had still doing it.

Yeah. I don't listen to it or I don't watch a lot. of it, but I'll pop it on sometimes because sometimes they'll have like a weird. I think they had one where they got just a bunch of cameos from people and they had the Halo announcer saying crazy shit. See, that sounds fun. Like, retards, spree. I actually, I do like their, I like the premise of it.

They waste a lot of money, but for the payoff's good. Yeah. They had like, I think we talked about a stupid video that was actually done. Like, we thought it was organic. On this show, we talked about a video that was like, thought was organic, but actually came out of, like, one of their cameo videos. Oh. So it's funny.

Oh, interesting. Yeah. I can't remember exactly what it was, but the audience will put some, someone in the audience. Yeah, yeah. Why is this our time getting retarded? Fallis in Chains. I never thought of that. Fallis and Chains is awesome.

That works. And Chains be like, I believe them boners are in me. Yeah, I'm actually, uh, so one of my next gate covers is, uh, Alex and Chains, because I did a Q&A about what should I do. Allison Chains was the second most requested. It was the most requested. Limbiscuit. Limbiscuit was the most requested.

It was fucking weird. Yeah, break stuff. It was legitimately breaks up. So that one's first and I want to do them boners. And so from Allison Chains. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah.

At least one ant in the shape of a human. Kingston, can you convince Derek to play divinity original sin too and Pathfinder Wrath of the Righteous? You would love Div too. I know, I know. You would love Div too. I know. I know.

I know. I just haven't I'll get to it eventually You wouldn't be able to put it down I think that's a dangerous game for you actually You think it might be It's oh Because I I'm obviously

I enjoyed BG3 so much I know that yeah I get you Twitter I'm gonna be like that's what I'm trying to get Mick To play it But Mick is like no Because I won't stop playing

Right Because he can't put down RPGs He like yeah He's like not the guy to like He runs through he's really He's insane at soul's born games He's really good at him I remember like I came like when I first played Lies of P

I still haven't finished Liza B by the way I played like I played like three hours of it and then I got like sucked away onto something else but like when I first played it I came over to I came over and I was like dude you know you would like you would really like this it's like this fucking Pinocchio themed Soulsborn game or whatever and then I came back the next day and he had already like

beaten it like three times or some shit he can't put him down you can't like it's it's I don't understand how he gets as much work like the fact that he does as much as he does and also plays as much as he does is crazy. He doesn't sleep. What do they? I've watched him sleep.

I've been in the corner. I've literally, I've seen him. Well, those were the times that he sleeps. And then those are the four times he slept. And like overnight, he's not sleeping playing video games. Now, that's amazing. It's insane.

He will play. I remember like I came back, I came back like a week later. He's like, you still haven't finished it. You told me to play it. I'm like, I don't know. I thought you would like it. I was right. You're welcome.

He's insane, dude. Watch him play a vehicle. freaking bloodborn is hilarious. Yeah. Because he just picks on those poor little guys. Those poor little tarty werewolves. They're like, woof, woof, woof, whee. I don't think that's what they're called.

Wear tarts, sorry. That's correct. Wear tards. They're tarred wolves. There you go. Wage Slay 583. Pippini Bros. Report.

J.D. Vance has sexual relations with Cherry from Peewee's Playhouse. Donk, Donkerson, unlikely, but Ranton would be, ranton would, what? Rantan would be an awesome guest. I don't know. Rantan, I don't know who that is. Like the German-Asian guy that was a Shaolin monk? I don't know, man.

It can't be that person. I don't know. Is he a contact creator? Yes, he would fit into this podcast perfectly if I was fucking out of his mind. Look it up. I don't know what you, I don't know what's, like I've never heard. How does it spelled? R-E-N-T-O-N?

Yeah, literally ranton. I don't know who the fuck that is. Or you would be a good cunt and come bounce on me talking to back in a bo-gda-be-bo. So I opened my phone because I was on Twitter earlier and I had to like take a break. My brain was getting overloaded. Yeah, you should. And the last thing I saw was fucking Nikita Lioness shaking her ass. And I was like, I got to close my phone.

I told you. You got to fucking. Gade 6. You got on childhood bullying. Too much, man. What the fuck? Childhood bullying expert Richard Ganes. Oh, okay.

I do recognize that guy. I've seen. I saw one video of his year, a long time ago. I don't remember what he does. What does he do? He was a, he was a German guy that went and stayed and, Shalin for like... I'm not asking who he is.

I'm asking what he does. Well, he makes content. He makes content about how German he is. Video games. Okay, so it's video games stuff. So he's a gay nerd. Okay. So the German thing was irrelevant.

Well, he is German. No, you understand. Like, I asked, what does he do? And then you're like, he's John. I said he's a German dude that we got famous for being a German, a Chinese person that went to Shaolin Temple and three years and it became like a studied child and practitioner. I feel like what's the, what video?

I feel, I've definitely seen a video by him. I just don't know what the fuck it is. I'm not sure. Yeah. I mean, is he, is he live in L.A.? He lives, I think he lives in Germany. Oh, well, that's why I was like, what the fuck? Yeah, he'd be a fantastic guess.

That's why I was like, fucking, like, what? Let's fly him over. Yeah. I'm not flying. I wouldn't fly my grandma here, and I love her. I probably would. Okay, that's a side. P.P.

Not many others. I bet Chris wouldn't even fill a lesser soul gem, Skever looking ass. Damn. That's good. I saw that insult on Twitter, and I thought that was so good. Like, somebody, I can't remember what the fucking context was, but like you wouldn't even fill a lesser soul jam is so funny.

That is, that is a really serious insult. If you, if you've played only, yeah. It's so fucking, that is so niche. Yeah, yeah, you have to know what that is. I bet he drops iron daggers. I don't even like Trump that much, but to act like Kamala isn't the worst presidential candidate of all time is insane. It was definitely not.

That is the weird. Hillary was way worse. That is the weirdest. She was the most normal candidate. Like, what the fuck? Like, what the, what is this person's criteria for being good? Please, please, please write in, please write in a question, a question stating. Yeah.

Who, how in God's, like, like, we don't like her. We're not, we're not pro her. Well, first of all, well, see, this is, that's another problem in itself. But, like, I'm more curious about what this person considers good. And the one thing, let, we can address that now is that because you dislike this other person is not like, you're in that, you're in that fucking. that fucking meme that went viral on Twitter about someone saying like, man, I really like waffles. That's exactly. Yeah.

And then someone being like, well, why don't you like pancakes? It's like, nigger, nobody said anything about pancakes, you bitch. Like, no one said anything about it. Dude, that is an evergreen tweet that is, it will never age. That is the best tweet ever. It is. Like, that's a Hall of Famer tweet right there. It's a whole other sentence, man. It perfectly

encapsulates everything. She was not at even close to the worst presidential presidential campaign. She did terribly, which I think is largely due to the that like Biden just didn't step down in time. She didn't really have enough time. I don't think, look, I don't really particularly like Kamala Harris, really.

You know? I like walls. I don't like cops. I'm sorry. You don't like prosecutors. Yeah. Yeah, so like, you need terrible people, unfortunately. But Hillary Clinton's way worse. Like, it's really not even, if, with all due respect, if you don't, if you think Hillary Clinton is a better candidate than Kamala Harris,

you just have recency bias or something. Something. Like, there is. There is, there. was so, so, so, so bad. There are so many worse people that have become president than her. Like, like, that's such an ins, right. Like, do you know anything about politics? Like, do you, have you paid it?

This is a really, like, I'm baffled by the statement. So the real question is, so the real question is I just want to know if they want to write in. You know, I don't need a bully. It's just, what do you consider a good candidate? That's what I want to know. Because if saying that, like, she's the worst ever, I'm like, I want to know what your criteria of what is good. Yeah.

Because to me, she's the most, she was the most politician that we've had in quite some time that was just too average. She was plain as fuck. Yeah, to be anything sensational. She wasn't, she wasn't offensive. She wasn't, like, she never, like,

the thing immediately that takes, that makes Hillary Clinton, like, obviously objectively worse is the fact that, like, she ran her entire campaign on, like, I'm a woman and you're sexist if you don't agree with me. Kamel didn't really do that.

I'm sure, like, some people, I'm sure some people on the left, and like on the fringes were maybe doing that. Maybe tried. Maybe tried, but like that's not what she ran on. So that by virtue, that like, that like by itself. Yeah. Clears her. Did you see all these like CNN people or matri media is saying that like, oh, uh, the problem was running on woke and I'm like, she literally ran on nothing that was even remotely adjacent to woke. As a matter of fact, she ran to the center right. Yeah. She was partying with Dick Cheney. What the fucking like, I don't know. Like, I was like,

come on guys. It's, it's, whatever. Sometimes it sounds like regurgitated misinformation. It is. Like somebody he said something and then you're believing in like bro, that's not reality. It's like the people who are like, well, Biden also had classified documents. Yeah. And he gave them back immediately. Immediately. That's it. People don't know that though.

Like people just like refute like people think it's like, oh, well, they're guilty of the same thing. It's like, no, Biden. Well, first of all, first of all, documents can be classified retroactively. Like, so sometimes people can be in possession of classified documents. Sure. After like, or like at a point where they're not classified and then they become classified. And then they're requested by the government.

I don't remember what department does it. But then they're requested. Your responsibility at that point is to comply with that request and hand over the documents because that's, you know, just basic protocol. The problem is that Trump didn't do that. He was asked for the documents and he hid them for a year. Over and over. Which is a obvious, massive missing piece of context that completely, I don't know, man, whatever. Yeah, it's, we need to get into it, but it's, it's that same level.

It's like talking about, like, the fact that you even have to explain that that's not known. That's not universally known is so fucking frustrating. that like they were like please we don't want to seize these from you could you please hand them over and he did it right and then yeah people try to act like it was the same fucking thing stupid people god bless thank you for the money the uh the wheel i like this guy i love you i love you and your money the actual real life not fake ellen de generis uh not that one but wait her name is his own her name is just helen degenerous i'm sorry men uh me be fishy really no way no can't be real that's i'm sure that's the gag, but like, there's no way. Maybe. That's not impossible. There's no other Ellen DeGeneres.

I've never heard of the degenerous surname before. Yeah, it's like Disney. Yeah. I've never met a Disney before. So? Have you met a degenerous? I've never even I've met degenerates. Yeah. I've never even seen somebody on the online being named Disney. No. Yeah. They're probably gone. There's no

Carl Disney. They probably don't need to interact with us. They're probably like fucking like they're on like Elysium or whatever. I guess it's rare like mine though, because like, How many pilots have you known? Oh, everyone that's flown my planes. Fucking stupid.

God, I was like, I need a gun. I need a gun so badly. I need a gun. Where's my gun? I 360 No Scope JFK, John Strickland. I will in fact be wearing a suit and tie to the Super Bowl. Yes, sir. Merck's 1889.

Samara is voiced by Billy Elish's mom. That's true. True. The first church. That's such a weird fucking thing. The first church of Keith David presents to the Tom Sweeney Improft School where yes and is no fuck you. Sween. Sweeney,

uh, Sweene flosses the gap in his teeth with Shack's dick. Because it's like, it's like insulting to your, your gap, but also you're gay as shit for shoving Shack dick between the teeth. That's crazy that you do that.

Why do you do that? It's crazy that you do that. It's crazy that you didn't even tell us that you knew Shack. Yeah, well. Is this a different shack? No, it's only, Tonyo. There might be,

maybe it's like a Disney situation. Yeah. There's just some unfair. This is just some other shack out there. It'd be big shack. The man's not hot. Pre-Rod. Spread your cheeks.

Spread your cheek so I can shit in your ass. Blake 896. Radiohead nice peen. Back off. Brat summer. It's time for Liam Payne Fall. Dave Rubin's son. Dave Rubin's son or Candice Owen's daughter. Hmm.

That's a tough choice. What do you mean? Would you rather? I guess Dave Rubin, I guess. I would never. Because everyone's just like kind of like a lame pathetic loser, but Candace Owens like is like a maniacal. Being around her would be a fucking nightmare.

Yeah. I think I would, I think I'd. What's worse? A race traitor or a sexuality trader. You know what I mean? A race traitor probably. That's kind of what I'm thinking. Yeah.

Unfortunately, yeah. There's nothing worse than being a race traitor actually. Yeah. Even though like. Especially given the history. Well, a pedophile probably, but like yeah, I know even. Yeah. Given the history of the race that she's betraying.

Yeah. It's especially in the country that she's in. Yeah. The most recent history. Like that wasn't that long ago when you think about it. Like the fucking emancipation and proclamation wasn't that long ago. When you think about like how recently slavery was and like how other groups of people not saying any names, but other groups of people saying any names, but really complain about a lot of bad things happening to them. And then like, oh my God.

How recent. This would be a compilation of all this fucking like shit. Yeah. Like the dog was. I'll ask you all if you'll tell you'll tell you'll tell you. Salad, young Sheldon, young Sheldon getting flung out of a catapult. Tickle my ass here is Niggie, formerly known

as Nicky Ziggi. Sexbox, Sexbox, three titty. Three titty. Sexbox one Sexbox series sex. Emotocons in the shape of a dick. What's next? Console-wise. Are they done? I think, well, no, there's probably going to be another one. I just don't

know what the fuck the point would be. I agree. I agree. So what do you think that they they've got such a lot of? It's probably I mean the Xbox Series Y or something. Xbox Home. Xbox Series Z. Xbox Home, I could see that.

Xbox and fucking Normandy. They should do the Xbox 2. Oh, wow. That's crazy. Xbox Square. They should really just stop. They really just should have done the 720. They should have been.

Jesus Christ. At least. At least it's a naming convention that people understand. So all in one Xbox. Imagine this. All in one Xbox one, right? What if they would have done Xbox Infinite? exactly yeah there's a million other

there's so many other names like it's so funny because all of their names sound better than the all of their like um project names you know what I mean the code names Scorpio Scorpio Scarlet yeah I remember sounded dope Xbox Scarlet it's sick 100% sounds stupid but it's better than it absolutely better what we got you think Scarlet sounds dumb I think Scarlet doesn't make any sense for like

I think the issue is that Scarlet doesn't make sense because scarlet's a color was it gonna be red I was it gonna be read this time which would have been cool shit a scarlet fucking Xbox would have amazing. They're dumb. I think they're dumb based on what we got. Like Scarlett is dumb because of the fact that we got this thing that's synonymous with green. And then they were giving it, I guess, yeah. I guess. I mean, a revamp

and like just because, dude, just something, the way something sounds is so important even though it shouldn't be. I know. You remember when they were doing the PS, the PS3 reveals and all that leaks, they had like the boomerang controller? Yeah. Was that real? Yeah, that was real. That was the official. That was the real controller. And that everybody, they didn't have a working version of it, but that was the prototype for the, that's why the PS3 controller ended up being just the PS2 controller because they were like, fuck, nobody likes a two controller, what do we do?

Just use the old fucking form fact. We don't have time. The console ships in one year. We can't, we can't R&D of fucking brand new controller, just fucking whatever. Put all the features that were going to be in this thing in the old shell. And there was enough room in the old shell for Rumble. That's why Rumble wasn't there. Right.

Initially, you remember that? Yeah. Oh, what's true. All they had was the six axis. They just had motion control. Yeah. It was so bad. It was so, dude, those control.

I tried it. I tried to like it. Like Heavenly Sword. I was playing that. I was doing the cannon combat and I'm like, I remember Lair. You remember Lair? The fuck is this? I do remember layer.

I never played it. It sucked. Dude, it sucked so bad. The PS3 sucked Mondo dick, man. The PS3 was dope, man, but it was just, it was dope. The graphics to me, though, I got to admit, man, when I played, because, you know, you look back in Heavenly Sword now, you'll laugh. But when I was looking at their faces, I was like, holy shit.

Yeah, yeah. I was like, holy shit. I can fuck her. The exclusives there looked way better, but like everything else that was on both platforms looked worse. You're right. That's so unfortunate. Yeah. But, yeah, I don't know.

360 was like, what's so funny about that, really think about the generation. Because the PS3 was so shit that the competitor had a console that died 54% of the time. And it was still ahead for the. overwhelming majority of that time. Imagine how frustrating that would be. Yeah, but like only in the last year. Literally the final year did they overtake it. Because of like the last last last last.

Yeah, literally. But that was it. That game broke. The last of us and the word of mouth of uncharted. But like, dude. Yeah. People's Xboxes were dying and they were like, fuck. I got to get another one.

I, like people would have rather gotten another 360 than bothered with the PlayStation. I'm going to be honest. I don't think I have a friend that didn't get the Red Ring of Death. I fucked up. I had it, I think, for sure. There were various types.

I broke it. I think everyone I know had an ex-bye. And then we upgraded to elites. Oh, yeah, yeah. We fucking, everyone I know is machine. I had to get mine repaired. Some fucking random guy in his apartment. Did they send you the box, the coffin box to ship your Xbox?

No, no, no, no. That would have been cool. I didn't get that. If you called them, they would, they would like send you a box. like specifically made for the 360 to send in so they could fix it and send it back to it. It took fucking weeks. It was so painful.

Dude, I remember like I got, HAL-3 ODST was new. I think I got it like, I had it for a week, I think. And then I got the ring. It wasn't the red ring exactly. Because you know, they were like, yeah, there was one specific combination that was the red ring of death

which meant you were fucked. Yeah. But then there were other combinations that just meant like, oh, you could send it in and we'll repair like a piece of thing and then it'll work fine. I had one of them.

I think it was like the two lights at the bottom. And it just, a week into ODSD. And I was like, no. And I didn't get my machine. I didn't get my machine back for fucking, like, I think a month and a half. It was so grueling. Y'all remember when Sony was like really Japanese? PS1.

It was pretty Japanese PS2 also. Not really. Like what do you mean about it? Like there was more like, it's very, it's very Western-centric now. I feel like... Well, I guess, yeah, that's true. And now it's, but now it's like, very... Before it was like, no, there was, you know...

I guess it's main, like, flagship game that they spend, like, so much money on, yeah. Yeah, well, to be fair, they didn't really own any... Like, there was no... They didn't have any first party anything until PS3. PS3 was when they started buying studios. Didn't have anything, really? No. Like, a lot of things like Crash Bandicoot and Jack and Daxter, those were just, like, kind of...

Those were second-party relationships, like? Like they didn't own those studios. They just worked with them. And then they ended up buying them later. Yeah. But like PS3 was when they were like, all right, we'll buy you. And then we'll buy this. And that's when they started like making.

It was like how Nintendo was the game freak, I guess. I guess so. Yeah. Anyway. Yeah. Sorry, I was Jackson, badly brave. Seriously Lee Black. Nice.

If his middle name was Lee, that would, I seriously black is amazing. That is, that is. I think the name serious is a really cool name. Yeah. It's a good name for a fucking radio. Asian. Aetherian Orange Man Hunter

Nefram, Melfis 1 and rounding out our list as always Can you have Hazard? I saw this Tower which turned episode with Eminem. Oh yeah where he's making fun of him the whole time. Very racist and then Emm is like what are you doing dog? Oh yeah he was like why you sound you sound

you sound black? Why do you sound black? Why do you sound black? Why do you sound black? You've dated a black one before he was like yeah. I see you saying all these homies and all these things. Why are you so black? Just being racist. Was Robin there too? Yeah, Robin was like, I'm black. I am black.

That's true. And M was just like very like, what are you doing? What are you so black about? Why are you being so black about? I just have a lot of black. Are you fucking black or what? What are you doing? Black, why are you scared me?

You're trying. How are you so black? Yeah, you're sounding black. You sound like a black black. And M is just looking at him like, it is, you're just, it is crazy. You're almost at four hours.

End it now. I said, Black, but there's black and zigzags in my black and the black to the gizzi, the black knee, black and I'm black. What's that song? Was that I'm black y'all?

I'm black y'all. I'm black and I'm black and I'm black. Is that a real C. So black four. Is that a real song? Yeah. It's from CB4. That's not like from Mad TV or something?

No, it's CB4. The movie's called CB4. Yeah. So black four. That's crazy. And I'm black, y'all. And I'm black, y'all. And I'm black of the black.

And I'm black, y'all. Yeah, I'm going to cry. All right, well, see you guys. Howard Black. Or is it Black Stern? What is it? Howard Black. He's sternly black.

And the stern. Stern. Inward stern. Stern. All right, bye, guys. Good morning, good evening, good afternoon. Wherever the fuck time you're listening to this. Welcome to the Star Tank podcast.

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Nick Fuentes got, I guess, he got his whole ass address put online after his, what is it? What did he say? What did he say? The mantra now is your body, my choice. Right, right, right. Our choice. Everybody, our choice. Well, it depends on who.

That's true. That's a wild correction to make. He's like, he's including himself. Well, no, no. It's to that group. Look, man. Look, I. Sweeney Shades.

I don't know if you guys noticed. Look, man. I've had, I've probably had more of those things done than probably most people in this building together. All right. So. That's pretty good. What does that mean? What do you mean?

Let's just say, uh, I frequented that plan-parenthood. The clinics. I frequented that place. Many a hangers. Many a dozen. I'd have a small arm. Maybe like Nick Cannon right now.

He's a bit of the most from his health care. And now that he shaved, he realizes the error of his ways. Why would me not having a beard make me more this group? You know how like to say in every sci-fi is always the. goatee, which makes you the mega version of you, for some reason in the real world, it's when you shave, you become a horrible... Because like Hitler,

he didn't have them in hair. You know what I mean? I just got a little... If he would have grown out in his beard and full, you probably would have been a really nice guy with a say in art school. It's true. It would have been like one of those kindly old men who do still lives. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wouldn't afford it. It would have been a little bit

like fucked up like North Bush, but you know, what George Bush do we know? Just drawing puppies and shit. Probably still sign that he's not bombing to be born and, but, you know. It's kind of crazy how he like, he's just kind of not around. Like he's alive. He's around, but he's not around. Like, I'm kind of amazed that he didn't say.

I'm pretty sure he's just like this, even for me, this shit is this, this party is wild. This is insane. It is, I mean, it is, it is weird that one of the most evil people in our lifetime, Dick Cheney is like, whoa, slow down. And I'm like, isn't that like the canary in the coal mine? Yeah, I mean, yeah, but there's also the thing. It's like, well, Dick Cheney's evil. You can't trust the thing. He's like, I don't know.

I mean, I understand. I get it. on some level. It's like at the evil person that like like help bomb millions of people. And he's like, it's like, it's like, okay,

this is a bad. Son, it's bad. Sadd bad's going on. Is this necessary we have to get this done by partnering with this fucking demon? I don't know. He's like tackling and tortling.

But so listen. Shake my hand. Shake my hand. So listen. So listen. So Nick Fuentes went on that rant on a show about, uh, you know,

your body, my choice. I'm sorry, your buddy, our choice. Yeah. And, uh, Yeah. My choice. It's me.

He was laughing like a freak. Oh, yeah. He's never seen him laugh like that before. Yeah. And so, he's a, he's a rabid cunt. That shit is wild. And so after that, his, uh, his, is, I can't remember where the, where I first saw it, but somebody was just like, fuck it.

Nick went to his address. And he just posted it. And it actually was real. And it's funny because apparently he's gone through some effort to try and hide it. But, uh, if you go to it, if you go to that address on. Google on Google Maps or whatever, or Google Earth, whatever the fuck you want to go to it on. His is the only house blurred. So it's like it singles it out more obviously.

I'm like, oh, okay, so I don't know exactly what it looks like right now? Is that the... I guess, but there's pictures of it on the internet. So you can just... Yeah. So it got blasted all over the end. What's so funny about it is that normally, dude, doxing is the big, the big no-no. You know what I mean?

It's usually the big, like, this is something you don't do. this is like even when people proliferate that stuff for people who you know might be unsavory people are like ah that's not really that cool uh no one gave a shit this time which is awesome as also people say you're addressed my choice or your your your house my choice it's just like that's i mean look man i yeah i don't feel doxing is bad i don't feel bad about this at all though you know this no not him one of the true times where someone really encouraged something bad happening. It's the guy that's running in a few with a big, like a metal fork in the air.

Yeah. Asking for lighting to strike him. He was literally, he was filling his... You did this to yourself. He was filling his gas while smoking a cigarette, basically. Yeah. Like, it's just like, what do you do? You're crazy.

It's such a stupid idiot, and it's been so annoying how many people have swept for his left. There are people that can't have someone, for him, for him, who still somebody for him. So he is, it's not... There is no hyperboating. He is... a white supremacist he's a neo-nazi yeah actually yeah actually out of it there are many clips of him being very open about it he thinks it's weird when people are like he's like yeah i've never hid that thing holocaust denying whatever pick your whatever you want he's right right and then

still he would go on like say tim pool's podcast or alice jones and they would just sweep for him and i'm like what i don't understand what's happening he's it's so obvious that these people I guess just do you know. Like, they're so used to being called Nazis or having guests on being called Nazis that they just assume that like, oh, he's probably not a Nazi. Right. Yeah. But I'm like, no, this is for real. He's done all these terrible things.

He eats his boogers while he's fucking, oh, my God, God. What happened? You're right? Are you evolving? Are you dig evolving? Oh, my God. Are you serious? Oh, my.

God, that's awesome. Wait, hold on. We gotta, we gotta salvage this. He didn't plug his fucking my kid. Thank God we found that seven minutes into the show. Oh my God.

Oh, my fucking God. You can't make this shit up. That is the... It moved and I was like, what's that? I looked down and I saw like, I was like, I couldn't It's so weird because I remember

I got distracted obviously I remember like oh I'm gonna plug it in right now and I think you know what I think it was you started singing that no doubt that wrong version yeah and like it just I guess I just thought I did it so do you want to restart? Do I want to restart?

It's only in seven minutes no dude let's keep this this fucking funny I mean this is funnier is it funnier Look, it's, I like this, but I don't know, I don't remember how much I talked because that's kind of a problem. We should tell you what, we're going to stop. We're going to, we're going to. Or just leave, don't stop it. Don't stop.

You don't have to stop it because I can just, and then we can just go. You don't need to stop it.