The Snark Tank - #279: Mike, Jake and Shrek

Episode Date: November 22, 2024

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That's when, you know, things that cannot exist. Like people were asking me, hey, could you do a Judas Priest gay cover? And I'm like, no, that's, that's universe shattering. It doesn't make sense. That's just Judas. Yeah, I was like, it doesn't, I can't do it. It's, if I do it, I think there will be a tear in the universe. It's like when you blow up a bomb next to another bomb and you'd assume that'd be a bigger explosion, but it's just overlap explosion.

Yeah, they did. So it's like, it doesn't really do anything else. It's kind of just like, what's the point of doing that? What's the point of doing that? Do you think there's like a beam struggle between the two bombs? I thought I thought if you kept like if you blew up like three nukes in right next to each other in the same proximity, that had to make like a bigger explosion. But no, it would just be more explosion in a place. Yeah, it would just be a more powerful explosion in the same place.

Like intersecting places, it would be more explosion. But it wouldn't expand the radius. That's what I'm still like, oh my God. Yeah. If you blow up big, it'll be a big explosion. I think it would have to be it would have to be specifically packed together

like it had to have been one big bomb Someone's duct tape in nukes together Someone's just grumbling ducting I mean how do we know that for sure Well let's let's let's try this out We should be testing nukes more I think honestly We're gonna the Stark Tank podcast On the moon why we're doing on the moon

Yeah dark side of the moon Nuk it Nuk Mars too Like yeah yeah Why not? Why not? On the rovers That is so fucking Like some Mars deer just gnaws on it and the whole planet's gone.

A Martian goes and looks at it. I feel like they have found plenty of cool shit and they're just like, nah, I don't want you to see. Yeah. NASA's like, nah. You don't get it. Yeah, you're not cool enough to see this. They find cool shit here and they don't tell us. That actually is true.

They find insane shit that's here. They were like, oh, we're not going to tell you. I was being stupid, but yeah, actually, yeah. Yeah. Did you see that goat that they found with people hands? Okay, so on. Yeah, that's real. Because, like, you've heard about spider goats?

Yeah, yeah. I saw it on Twitter, so, like, it must be real. For real. They're making spider goats. They're genetically modifying goats with the spider hands. They're really, they're really efficient. Spiders don't have hands. And then they, they have spot.

They have really tiny. Shut up. They have never seen it. Have you ever put a spider in their microscope? No. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Yeah, you haven't seen it with your own.

You can't actually, like, you can like maybe 99% for sure say that spiders don't have hands, but there's that one percent. You can't know for sure. I've picked up eating spiders before. I've eaten tarantial's hole. I eat the back in them first, so they hurt a lot. And then... So they hurt a lot.

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The whole what you call it thing, the whole not being able to get citizenship when your parents are when you come here as a child anymore, the DACA, that DACA thing, they're trying to get rid of that, which is. Of course. Well, you know, you know how posture is technically I could be deported then. Hell yeah, dude. Hell yeah, dude. We don't need to get into all that.

That's excited. But I do find it funny that like the policies that were around when Trump was present all the sudden are a problem. You know what I mean? Things that were around. He saved DACA literally. Yeah, yeah. Do even trans things.

Even the rules for like transgender like surgery and stuff like that was in place in his administration that Kamala even alluded to during one of the debates. Like what would you do? Like I wouldn't do anything. I would follow the law just like he fucking did. And it was supposed to be like a gotcha. But you know, his obviously. audience were just like,

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I don't know No actually no I actually I think I was gonna One of these days I was gonna prepare like a A huge statement And just argue like guys Let's pack up

And let's move the podcast One of these days We gotta pack up and move the podcast To Malta or something I don't get to Somewhere where there's a fucking beach town The whole Well everywhere's gonna be beach town at some point

We can become the Knights of Malta That'd be sick as fuck We'll be like Jesuits or some shit like that Lily and stupid ass Do a new crusade Like, I think it'll be fun Lily would never leave America She's fucking

She never leaves California Fuck leave in America She's already in Mexico Actually, yeah This is this is Mexico actually Yeah it's basically like It's unofficially like an extension It just stole the shit out of it

God bless San Diego's very Mexico Oh yeah It's pretty Mexico There is just Mexico San Diego might as well Like it's you know how like You know how like

You're down Oh good Go ahead Sorry You know how like Decades kind of have Like that weird Transitionary gray

area where it's like, you know, the 80s technically ended in like 92, like early 93, and like the feet, the cultural kind of psych guy stuff. That's kind of how I feel about like borders in general where it's just like like Tijuana, like okay. And then, you know, San Diego, but like San Diego is still ostensibly. Yeah. Like extremely Mexico. Don't tell the soldiers that all them soldiers in the Diego.

Yeah. You better get out of my town, boy. The Los Angeles and the San Diego. The California Yankees. I always loved Yankee as an insult. It's one of my favorite ones. It is fun. It doesn't it mean like you're just a northern?

Yeah, it just means northerner, yeah, basically. I think, I'm pretty sure. I can't be sure. I feel like only a freak would know the answer to that. Like what exactly does a Yankee mean? What does it actually mean? We know what it represents, but was that always it's an intention? I don't know they call you Yankee in the Caribbean.

If you're from like you're American, they call you Yankee. Oh, just no matter what. What? Yeah, I guess it just means like American. It's like they call like fucking people gringo, I guess. Gringo? We're like Gringo poppy. Yeah, I understand.

Oh, yeah, yeah. I do find it funny like say Jojo's best friend just visited and one of the first things that she noticed. But I don't think she understood like it was a lot of probably Mexican cowboys because she was like man like it's like this is a yaha country right? To Europe. Europe just thinks we're all a bunch of retarded cowboys. And I'm like, that's very restricted to certain regions.

But she saw a lot of people wearing fucking those 10 gallon hats and shit. And I was like, no, those are no teño. Those are fucking like, ha ha ha. You know, I can't do that loud. But she was thinking she was just seeing them and thinking like they're just like some dumb redneck guy with a gun. I'm like, well, that's different. It's a little bit different. They're cosplaying.

They miss living in North Mexico. Yeah. And they dress like they're still on a ranch and shit. insane how like how you were like oh yeah cowboys are like these white dudes that were like in the west and it's like they were like very Mexican and black they were like not really white people were cowboys often it was definitely like wow I can't save because like I don't know man

all I know is that really insane everything that's cool just gets hijacked by the people that killed off the people that were cool well that is how history honestly it's like I guess it has to work that way you know I guess God bless God bless God bless murder of people of different groups Shout out. Shout out to people getting murdered, man. I don't know. I could give a fuck.

What do we got to talk about today? We got a couple things, right? I know Mike Tyson's about to die. So by the time this comes out, we'll know of Mike Tyson or Jake Paul has been killed. We'll know if slavery will be reinstated by the end of today. He's always talking about that. Yeah. I'm not.

That's like the third time today he's brought up, and it's only like 10 a.m. Yeah. I know you really want him. It's kind of messed up. You're like the people that, you know, all the Mexicans that have. voted for like deportation. I would really miss. Quint Tarantino based Calvin Candy off of him.

That's gross. That makes sense. Oh, me when I was, I was 18, 17? I was 17 years old and he was like. He caught Winnie. He saw that, he saw that story about you being lost in the Bronx or whatever. He was like. In the newspaper.

He was like, that's a movie. That kid's candy. That kid's, I'm going to make drink. He's fucking, Quinn Tarantanian is getting interviewed on GQ and he says that. What do you do? What do you? Shane Jameson. I wanted to make Django because I found out this kid named Kingston Shane Jameson,

and I knew he'd be racist eventually. It's my looking at him. I knew. And then, like, I was like, yeah. So I made Django, but then I had to fit him in it. I forgot why I was making Django for a while. I forgot. So I saw this kid on the newspaper, okay?

And I saw him. And I saw that he got lost. And I was like, this is a perfect battle. This is a perfect, perfect clay to mold into a racist, I thought. Brilliant. Okay. Right? He is so funny because he's so clearly autistic.

Oh, yeah, he's absolutely. Like, vibrantly so... Vibrantly, vibrantly autistic is. You know how to be... You know, it's... You always want to be cordial in an interview. Even if maybe the interviewee's kind of annoying to you, you still want to be like, oh, I want to just keep things cool

and I don't want to be confrontational at all. So he came on Tom Zaguerre. He had a conversation with Tom Zaguerre. Quinn Tarantino? Yeah, he did. And Quinn was like, did you read my book? And he's like, because he was on there to promote a book. And he's like, well, I meant to, he kind of squirmed to be like, I didn't get to it.

And he was just pressing him on that. And it's like, and he would kind of call back to it every once in a while, just kind of wouldn't let go of this thing. That's awesome. Why would you not read my book if that is the reason I'm here? And I was like, damn. It felt bad. But I got to respect it. I got to respect that level of like, I cannot let this go.

Might even be like an ADHD thing kind of a thing where it's just like a little thing that's just, you know, like I was doing a lot of a spectrum. Research, not research, listening to people with like their experience of like ADHD. Yeah, like one thing that I kept seeing recurring was like, yeah, this one thing happens and I just can't stop focusing on this one fucking thing. And I can't get around. I was like, is that autism or is that ADHD? But I'm like, who's we say he's completely autistic? Him. But then I was thinking, I'm like, well, there's probably.

I feel like those. I feel like those lines crash pretty often. Those cars crashed to each other pretty often. Where it's like, oh, I have both technically, I guess. You could absolutely have both. 100%. I don't think they're the same as one or other, but I think one kind of lends itself to the other one.

Yeah. Yeah. I've been trying to understand a lot of, I was going to say, crazy people. I've been trying to understand a lot of illnesses a lot more. I refuse. I refuse. I refuse. Even my problems.

I just kind of ignore. I ignore today don't really bother me anymore, but they probably really do, but they're gonna blow up on day and kill your kids. You gotta open your mind, brother.

Dude, I watched a video yesterday. I don't, it just, algorithmically. You watched a video yesterday? No way that's true. Like,

I can't believe that fucking, you know. You can't watch. For the first time ever, a guy, I gotta tell you secret, I've never looked at any of the footage that has been edited.

How do you even upload it? How do you get, how does it get? Get out. What do you do? Dude, just... I pray. I pray. And I have been lucky every single time. You know?

How could you not believe in God after some shit like that constantly? Like, how could you be that disrespectful to the universe? How likely is it that you could ever meet somebody who's never seen a video in the modern era? Very unlikely. Right. Would you want to associate with them at all? I'd be curious. I'd be curious.

What is your worldview? Like, how do you process information? How have you avoided videos? How? We were talking on sacred about like how like literacy rates are like fucking plummeting or whatever. Like there was like that report that came out that was just like really fucking bad in the United States. Yeah. And we were talking about like how do you go through modern life without reading?

Like everything you have to like social media like everything about it is reading. I guess how do you not know how to read. I think it's worse than that. I think the literacy also falls into the. fact of understanding what that's what I was saying what they like I think I think people I think people is worse or worse than it was of like objectively like the simple like literacy but comprehension is almost gone yeah I think that is like gone what I was saying is like I think people know how to read like they know they know what words being or like they see words and they

can read them out and they can sound them out and they can I don't think someone said it anyway that's what it mean I don't think they understand how to compile them into a coherent thought it's out they have no comprehension of what they just read. Yeah. And I was talking to Jojo the other day about, because we were trying to figure out what's going on with humans right now. And we kind of came to the conclusion that I think there's a lot of significant amount of humans, especially in America, that didn't quite evolve to what the normal

plane of like what we consider a human, which one thing is like just being self-aware, just being conscious of existing in a way that. we use like say that the animal tests with a mirror, right? And there are people that don't even understand how mirrors work. And to me, that is like almost closer. Wait, what do you mean? Exactly. That's not possible.

It's a reflection. What do you mean? So they don't understand that it's a reflection that it's reversed sometimes. There's even there. Wait, what are you saying to me? So some people, it sounds insane. But when you think about like a mirror is another dimension where there's another me looking at me at the same time.

No That's why if I look in the mirror To the side I see a me looking at me Looking at me looking at me Yeah And I put a mirror to a mirror People start coming out the mirror

What color is a mirror do you know Isn't like a greenish color? Yeah yeah you're right You're right It's a green It's my ass It's my asshole Fucking Kung Cow

A ass joke A mirror is my blown out asshole In fact that I'm telling my kids that though for sure Fuck up their whole day. I'm gonna fucking ruin them. It might as well. Like they're there, look at the kids are gonna inherit such a fucked up earth. You might as well just like it really terrifies me that that is like they will inherit a objectively noticeably different earth. And if you don't into

grandkids will get a earth where there will likely not be as many countries. Isn't that crazy? I don't know. I kind of think it was like it's kind of like special. You know, it's like we were, it's like we were here for like during low's pro savings days. Save more on what goes into the job. Add power to your lineup with a free DeWalt 20-volt max 5-amp hour battery when you buy a select DeWalt 20-volt max tool. Plus, get up to 35% off select major appliances for Whirlpool, Maytag, and more. Get the job done right.

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Yeah. You know what I mean? But now, like, you know, it's gone. So, like, I mean, tough shit, you know? Nice. It's got. I understood that. I understood that.

Tough shit. I mean. I understood that. I mean, look, man. You painted that picture for me really well. Yeah, thank you. Just make sure you indoctrinate your kids so well that they don't end up hating you for existing.

You know what I mean? That's like the bare minimum. So just make sure you brainwash them so much to where I love and worship you. Like, you're the best. You're a fucking loser. You're a bum. But they think you're the greatest thing ever since canned bread, right? And you're like, oh, I'm so fucking amazing.

They have it. I'm sorry, I've been obsessed with canned bread lately. The idea of it is so fucking funny. I've been thinking of canned bread a lot. Canned bread? Yeah, because I don't know. Yeah, but why? Why are you thinking about it?

Well, there's also, I'll probably bleep this out. My conservative gaming channel, can bread gaming. Are we going to talk about Mike Tyson? Oh, yeah. I forgot about that niggum. That was so stupid. You know that's a fire-ass name, dude. It's gas because it's gas that's such a hyper-layered joke.

It's like, oh, this is funny because if you walk down the street 10 blocks and then look up at a gorgious angle, you'll see a dick and a sky. What you just say? A what angle? Igregorius. igregorius did you say Edward Gregorian? Like the guy that was

The guy that paid Tim Poulin on them 100 of thousands of dollars a week Igorgorious Egregorius Oh Are you quoting Dracula's flow Well I'm using that word

That's not a word It is No He's In Dracula flow He says He says something like Looking at someone

At an egregarius angle Yeah that's a real word But that's not a word He's trying to say egregious No I think egregious Is actually a word No I look this up I specifically was like, is that a word?

And I looked at it wasn't. What is it? What is it? Bulgarian. How would you, what were you trying to say? He says egregarius. And the egregious, he meant egregious. He meant egregious.

He misread it. Because I looked at agrarious. I like how the first thing that pops up is Dracula. Wait. The word egregious. Yeah. Egregious. Yeah.

Urban dictionary. Egregious. Yeah. Dude, I really, I really think. Edgar Garys is a great word, though. Like, that feels like, it sounds badass. It sounds, yeah. I think Dracula Flow was genuinely, like, a genre-defining moment for comedy on the internet again.

I don't know about that. I think, I think for real, I think for real, maybe not right now, but in like 10 years when kids find that, it's going to be like their SpongeBob the base comedy offer. That's insane. I think it's special. I think Mike Tyson's been fucking you up, well, like, what's going on, man? What's going on? You think you could take three hits from Mike Tyson in the chest before you pass out? In the chest?

Yeah. Yeah. Chess. I get that you take. Chess is fine. Not the sole. Not like say if you're trying to hit me. The plex is no.

You're for your phone. Yeah. If you're trying to hit me like, yeah. Say chest, full chest, I can take. I think it would,

for me to pass out, it would take like a baseball bat. Like, you know, like that amount of force to where, like that hurts so fucking bad. I'm going to sleep. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The chest is crazy. Like that means you're fighting a beast. by like a little monster. Getting hit in the solarplexes hurts like it's such an interesting pain, man. There's no pain like that.

It's a weird shocking and instant lockup like you're like I. Oh, it's the most panic mode. It feels like getting into a car accident with just your chest. Like it's like your chest got into a car accident. It's such a crazy. It's the most pain. My trainer hit me in the songplexes so many fucking times. So I'm like very familiar with that pain as of like lately.

You got to put spikes on it, dude. You got to put spikes on your torso. So it makes you worse shirt. I don't know why I didn't think of that. Yeah. Yeah. That is fucking out of pocket. If he punches you, you reel this game back.

Notably like, and it's Swiss stuff. Two inch spikes. Yeah. And they just look like, I'm just a little bloated today. You know? Then he fucking hits me. What is my chest hair? So Mike Tyson is going to fight Jake Paul when?

Tomorrow. Oh, tonight. Fuck, it is tonight. Tonight at the time that we're recording. It is tonight because the UFC is going to be in a tomorrow. So they couldn't share the same day because Dana White's a fucking assholes, of course. The more I know about him, the more of a cunt he seems like.

Well, you know what? It annoys me. So many of those fucking assholes that watch the UFC that know Dana White is the biggest piece of shit ever. And they're like, oh, so here's the biggest piece of shit that you're aware of that is supporting Trump with his full chest. And as a matter of fact, Joe Rogan had his own. arm twisted. He admitted on a podcast that he didn't want to, because he's not an endorsing type,

he's never done it before other than Bernie Sanders. And Dana and his friends around him, rich billionaires, twisted his arm and forced him to endorse Donald Trump. And so my point being, then Joe Rogan being a fucking pussy in these compromise, that Dana White is a fucking flaming asshole. They know this, but then it's like, here's your boy, Trump. So is like, are you what? He gave him money probably. Where's your mind guy? I don't think he needs to give him money. I think, I think he gave him money. No, what does he need money for?

He's Joe Rogan. Oh, Dana? Probably gave Dana money or you probably, or he probably just, I think you're underestimating. No, no, no, you're underestimating how much people don't need money to feel like they, they just want to feel like they're doing something important. Oh, yeah. You know, I don't think they, I don't think Trump needed to buy anybody. At this point, no, because knowing that if he got in office, they're all going to benefit. Yeah.

The rising tide. Like, it is a. a system for billionaires and we have the Doge system that is run by fucking infinity billionaires. Did you see that Sylvester Stallone went out and supported him too?

Sly, supported Trump. What he did he? What are you surprised by this? I actually am. I didn't know who was conservative. Of course. No, I didn't know, like, say like Arnold Schwarzenegger is very progressive now.

Right, right. That's crazy when he was here. He wasn't. That's crazy to think. But look, he wasn't. Even as a Of course he California conservative is like nothing

Yeah but he was like nothing like if you actually look at like what went down I was like oh because I wanted to I did like a a retrospective or whatever right because I wanted to see what the fuck was going on with that and like was it really I was like oh man night and day of what the old we consider a conservative now it's like say when you go overseas their conservatives are like pussy you know like comparatively oh yeah yeah it's just like like, I'm like, oh. We'd rather people not shop a crumpus tarty party so loud. They usually just go, hey, it's a lot of confidence for that accent.

Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. You're spending quite a lot of money, don't you think? You should probably stop spending a little bit of money. And like, that's it. And then they're like, I agree. Every, yeah, I won't harm you, but I'll have a young man coming here and chef you up a good bit. British people in general, I don't know,

they have an energy that's like, You know that guy that got pushed over by the police and died? That's a lot of people. No, like the old guy. Oh, yeah, the old guy. His head exploded. Yeah, yeah. That shit was so sad.

Look, look, that's sad and tragic, but that's the energy that a lot of British people send to me. That's just like, like, they just seem very... It's either that or they're, like, rabid. It's, like, genuinely rabid. So it's so... There's that old British lady, I guess, but she even her, like, who, like, called that guy, like, a pimp or whatever. Yeah. Even hers.

Like, you could tell, like, you could just flick her. The forehead. The man's them in the ends are crazy. So look, it's the, it's the hooligans and then everybody else. Right. That's it.

Yeah. The hooligans are mutants. They're huligans, ruffians, rap scallions. Yeah. Like, they're all those words.

The hooligans are mutants. You saw like what the, even when it came down, they're like, oh, we're gonna fucking, we got to fight now because we're,

we're a bunch of, like, it was a Netherlands that went down like crazy. Just in Europe in general. Like, if you saw that, just the hooligans and started fighting each other because Israel,

Palestine. Like they just and I'm like you guys are just watching football and then you have to just they're so ravenous that they have to invent problems. It's like just watch the fucking game. They're growling at the game. They're like, boy, bro, I have a problem with the way you sit down. Start stabbing the fuck out of each other. I think stabbing him open. I think there's at least 100 deaths at every football club game.

They are they are so violent. But anyway. Yeah. So Mike Tyson. So yeah, Michael. Tysonian. Michael Tysonian, I don't believe, so what? Does he have anything to do with the chicken?

The Tyson Ticket Nuggets are older than him. Would you just say? Tyson Chicken? I'm pretty sure they older than him. I think he inherited it. Mike Tyson. Mike Tyson is older than Tyson's chicken? I'd assume so. Yeah, that's what I'm asking. You say Mike Tyson's older than Tyson chicken? I think he is. He is, yeah. I actually literally don't know. I would imagine Tyson chicken's probably way older.

No. You'd assume. Tyson chicken came out three days ago. I swear I have memory of buying Tyson chicken well before that. That was that was Bison chicken. That was Bison chicken. It was like Psycho. Some fucking cycle crusher chicken. It would say Psycho Crusher. It just kills him.

Fucking Thai man comes on and breaks your fucking jaw. Is he supposed to be Ty? I think he's Thai. I think his base is just in Thai. I think he's supposed to be South American. I think he was once something that he became something else. He's that kind of guy. Well, he's definitely once it got psycho power,

which I always find it funny. Psycho Power sounds like a fucking thing. A five-year-old would invent. He's got psycho power. That's literally the psycho-rangers and power Rangers. Shut the hell of you idiot. Like psycho power? Okay.

He was definitely supposed to be a South American dictator named Vega, right? Mike Tyson? Hey, I mean, funny enough, Mike Tyson. Yeah, yeah. And Bison. It was Mike Bison. Then he got switched to the other guy. So they switched three of them around.

So Barag was supposed to. be the Spanish nigga. I don't know why I know this. It is interesting that you know this. It is interesting that you know this IGN video. Remember when they talk about it? When it's like the live action thing, when it's like the live action thing,

where they're talking about them change their name, the poker game? I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, but I think, uh, it was, I don't know, I don't know if I saw it either. Or a machinaima video maybe.

I think I, I think there are just certain video game. I think there are just certain video game facts that just like, people just know through osmosis, even if they don't care. Like, it's like that Mario 2 was actually dokey, dokey, fucking panic or whatever the fuck, you know what I mean? It's like one of those.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Doki dokey, dokey sounds like something I would never. Doki Doki panic in Japan was like some game. And then they were like, I don't know, let's just make this Mario 2. Like, it's why Mario 2 is so fucking weird. It's so weird. It's got like, like, turnip enemies and shit. When you plug the turnips and you fucking don't people.

I thought if that was a Mario game, I was so confused. It's because it's not. It's like Zelda 2. It's exactly where you're like, what the fuck? Link's Adventure. What is this? That game is so ass, man. What is?

Why is it like this? Why is it like this? What's going on with Zelda? I support Israel. I'm a Zionist. That's one of the least surprising things in the world. Right, right. It would be very weird if he was like free Palestine.

I'd be like, whoa. Every single one of them doesn't surprise me. It's just like, oh, yeah, duh. Dude, there's going to be a compilation. There's going to be a compilation. of his dissent into anti-Semitism. Oh, Jerry Seinfeld? No, him.

Oh. There's like, I'm not there yet. Every episode, there's been something that alludes to, you know, those people. It wasn't disrespectful. And it's going to be a, my mind. No, no, no. But, like, it's subtle. And I think there's going to be, like, a compilation of a dissent.

And, like, it's like, oh, full blow it. All of a sudden, this dude's wearing a fucking, like, you know, those black, like, what are they, I don't know what they call them. But when they're, like, all ninjaed out. stuff. Burka? I get me, but I don't know.

Is that, is that exclusive for women? Because I see like some of the soldier people like, I don't know. You'll see some of the least qualified people to be talking about. You know, some of those terrorist organizations that just are wearing all black. And that drip? Yeah.

You're next. So what? I get zippy. So what? You don't actually did surprise. And I believe in God again. That's what, dude? You don't actually did surprise me like, it doesn't surprise me that Jerry Seinfeld is like a,

like a Zionist. than you would imagine because I mean obviously But he had like a thing Somewhat recently Like like maybe I don't know how recent Maybe like maybe like seven months ago

Something like that Where he was talking about like how like He wasn't off on like a woke tirade But he was talking about how like The Left made it hard for comedy or whatever the fuck And then like a couple months A couple months later he was like He actually like apologized about it

Which was like what the fuck Why are you apolog? Like I always feel like if you're so If you're that rich You just kind of like ah fucking whatever Who cares? I don't care I was like oh weird

Self reflection Yeah Weird. Very jarring. Interspection is a funny thing. It would be really nice to see that with many, many people. Yeah. Yeah.

But to be fair, even in that video where he did talk about it, he was talking about how it's a comedian's job to like, he compared it to like skiing and how like the flags are like a, you know, that's where you're supposed to go. And when society moves the flags, it's your job to make it through. So even in that conversation, he was like, I don't know if you're really. Oh, I see. I kind of feel like you're more, you kind of understand it more. than the final premise of your statement actually makes it. It's weird. I'm sorry to think I might

have saw something like that. I think I might have heard of that too. There's um, um, um, Elephant Boneyard, Graveyard? Elephant. Graveyard? Yeah, the guy who did the Joe Rogan video. Yeah. Yeah, that one video. Yeah. I think I might have seen that, but I guess I was half paying attention. I was probably playing something. Yeah, I don't know. But, um, I like that guy. I was a good fucking content creator. I like his delivery. He puts... I don't know why he's doing this. He's making, like, fake AII podcast. Like he made like a, it's so, he has like five episodes, I think so far.

And one of them is like Neil deGrasse Tyson. It's a fake Neil deGrasse Tyson podcast. And like, it's funny, but he's like doing, he's like continuing the bit. Like I thought like, oh, that would have been funny for like an episode. Wait, so he's, he is he interviewing fake Neil deGrasse Tyson? It's Neil DeBrasse Tyson doing a podcast himself. Uh-huh. with, you know, just AI, it sounds like him, but he's just saying like stupid things, but not so insanely stupid to where it's, it's at a point where if you're dumb, you, you probably think this is his podcast.

You know my favorite genre of tweet recently is? What's that? It's, um, I bet this hit, I bet this hits hard if you're stupid. That is, yeah. That went, uh, when fucking, when they were praying, when they were praying. Yeah, that was, um, Jordan Peterson and, uh, Russell Brand were praying. Somebody is like, I bet this is so perfect. So, like, that is so fucking true.

Something about prayer is badass seeming, dude. So I listened to a few. So Cosmos. Oh, combos. It is. So it's called combos instead of Cosmos. Oh. Midnight with the stars and then the pale blue cope.

Like, it's just, he's just doing it. And, like, I'm like, what is this guy doing? It's so interesting. Yeah. I listened to, like, a good 10 minutes of one. And I was like, all right. I think I get this. Yeah.

Then I just fucked off. You don't think praying goes hard aesthetically? Aesthetically, I think it's cool. Yeah, I think so. I think it's, it's, I mean, it's like a lot of religious stuff. It's like it's really cool aesthetically. Asking the sky for power is pretty sick, dude. Like, everything about Catholicism and Christianity, like, makes Castlevania work.

Yeah. In a way that, like, without it, it would suck. You ever watch Boondock Saints? Yeah. Like, I think that's a testament to where the prayers in there. With Uncle Ruckus. Yeah. That's what a clan looks kind of cool to me, man.

What the fuck is this? This is happening. He's on his, he's on his arc. They look ordained in a way that's like, oh, this is kind of sick. Also,

like I get, I get why you're bad. The hood looks so stupid to me. I'm sorry. Like that part of it. I think the hood is the part that ruins it. Like, but I think the drapery.

Yes. That's always, that's the whole, the reason why kings wear fucking like huge ass like, what the fuck are they called? Robs. No? I don't actually don't,

because they used to have the sceptor Is it a cape? Having a septor is fucking Have it a sceptor's fucking They have a sceptor And then they have the Cape Shaw

Shaw What the fuck is it called? I feel like it's a rogue I feel stupid I just Just called a drapery At that moment Yeah

I just Maybe there isn't an actual specific word And I'm just It's like Walter It's like Walter Mercado The fucking

The horoscope Androgynous guy Oh my God Hispanic I don't know If he was from Puerto Rico I think or not. I think of Venezuela, but I can be wrong. Who the fuck is Venezuelan?

Some people. I don't think, I don't even think that's a country. Do you know a single Venezuelan? Yes. Who? Lillian's Cousous husband is Venezuela. I'm close with him. Look how he's just like, he's doing the second degree thing. He's like three degrees away from. I know everybody. I do know. I know everything.

You don't know. I think he's Venezuelan. You don't have time to know these people. You're always either here at home doing nothing. or playing a card game. You don't have time to know these people. I don't believe you know half of the people you say, you know. Unfortunately, I know a lot of people.

I don't know why. Do you know a dictator? Yeah, I know dictator. Lily's best friend's cousins. Lily's, in fact, brother's dictator in fucking South America. His best friend's cousins, orthodontist's dog. It's a ruler of a country. He's the absolute rule of the country.

His dog. The fucking speeches is Mark. Mark. He's over extending his jaw Viva La Perro Yeah Doing little rolls

Little tricks To get it spins around People are fucking metal Screaming got it One guy is literally About to go Super Scene 3 Like Go tanks did in the fucking Highbolic Time Jaber

We scotted over The Vigina Poles What's the Vegeta? Oh, and he's like this? That's my favorite pose ever. You know what's weird about that? I feel I've, I, I have no memory of that pose

before I saw it like a couple weeks ago. I've never, I have never seen Vegeta do that pose and I know Dragon Ball almost a psychopathy. Look, man. She's my favorite character. Think about, think about

the Spider-Man animated series where there was Kingpin struggling on the latter. I have seen that series probably five times at least. Two times since, It used to be on Netflix in 2012. I remember watching through it.

I have seen it multiple times. As a kid, I do not remember. And I'm like, how did I not catch this? Like, how did I not catch this? What makes it insane is that Kingpin is so strong that he should not struggle climbing up anything. Well, that was before he was super strong. It was before he was like only 3% fat or whatever. Well, no, even in a show, he like grabs Spider-Man.

And Spider-Man is like, I can't just get out of it. That's after. Oh, no, that's after. He said something. You think he got into a fight with Spider-Man before he became Kingpin? No, no, no, no. I forgot that moment was before. Yeah, he was doing, he was doing, he was doing, I thought he was fleeting after.

No, that was, that was. That was his origin. Yeah. His origin is, he was too fat to climb up a ladder. He was been amazing. Yeah, he was like, I want to become rich and rich. And his fucking dad, his dad was just like, sorry, she. And so, his dad was all like, sorry, she, it sometimes it bees that way.

And I was like, you're a fat fucking whales, son. Yeah, like, why does he talk? Your son, you're not even tub. You're damn near fucking fat, you little fat, fat. And I'm like, where's your gun? Where's it? Where's your gun? Where's your gun?

That was such a bad job of like thievery. Yeah, yeah. I'm thinking back on like, Dirt Devil's Kingpin in that story. And I'm like, dang, he did a really good fucking job. Oh, Vincent. Vincent, Vinci. Vincent Donovrio, whatever the fuck.

I feel like I'm never saying his name Christ. He's my favorite. Yeah, I don't even try. God fucking damn, bro. I think in my opinion There's no one close to it like as far as a villain goes No one close to a performance that nothing comes close to that performance Sheldon

Ooh I might have to walk that back then I'm ready to walk that back There's a scene where Sheldon poisons the little boy He puts poison on his finger and he licks it And he puts a little boy's tongue and he puts in a little boy's mouth And he's like you're gonna die before me What? Okay so let me ask you

Would Breaking Bad work if Walter White was just Sheldon Cooper from Big Bang Theory? Do you think it would? I feel like it kind of would. I'd like to see his descent into what his final evil order looks like, you know? Sheldon with like a goatee and like and like I actually, here's the thing. He doesn't. I would believe like Sheldon I believe because I don't believe of Brian Cranston as the as

who he's portraying to be like I'm this loser pushover. Yeah. I don't really, I've never, I mean, he plays it well in the beginning. Don't get me wrong. He's amazing at it. Sheldon, just the, even the actor, whatever the fuck his name. Jim Parsons, I think. Yeah, I look at that guy and I'm like, oh, yeah, I can see you being a complete pussy

pushover. You've never done any risk taken in your life. And then you're crazy enough to snap into this fucking villain. I think I'd actually enjoy that. I think I could see Brian Cranston as a loser because of the fact that everything he's worked into prior. he was just like the nice silly guy. That's not true.

I can't think of him in anything that he was like that. In Seinfeld, he was the dentist that raped Jerry. Oh my God, I remember that. It's real, by the way. That's not like, no, it's insinuated. We don't know, but it's like heavily insinuated. Because at the end, there's like a story in like a penthouse magazine that's from him, basically how he took advantage of one of their patients while they were under the gas.

That's crazy. In an NBC sitcom. That show's insane. The bar I look back at that show is like, that shows crazy that it exists. Yeah, the amount of stuff that would, uh... Look, we... Rafebe! It's got...

My Dennis Rafebay! What the hell? What's the deal with being molesters? Listen. Bing. Bamb. Boundo. Boundo.

Duh, d'nop. Rape. Dene. Bray, brave, bra, bra, bra. Bray, brave, brave, brave. Bray, brave, bray, bray, bray, bray. Rape. You ever notice how your counselor doesn't pay attention?

My therapist laughs at me. I was rapes. I'm going to rape. It's the cycle of violence. I'm a comedian, but this isn't funny. He's like, he's crying. He's glens you out of people's eyes. They're laughing so hard.

They're laughing their knees. One guy is bad. is the pulp is the slapping juice at that moment. This is the recurring theme on the show just because I can't get out of my head how funny it is. I'm somebody slapping their knee because they're laughing so hard. Like to the point where it's like doom eternal, where they're just like breaking the bones in their thigh. They're breaking through the skin through the meat. Their shin is on the ground.

But they're laughing. They just wet slats at a certain point. Do you, okay, imagine if every time you got into a fist fight, you could automatically turn on you would be laughing at your hardest so you don't take as much physical damage Say that sentence again What are you saying? Like you know when you laugh really hard

You can't get hurt very much I don't know that actually Really? No, because I've never been a scenario To where I'd be able to figure that out I've definitely laughed From and I fell Like something happened

And I didn't hurt and I was like I should be hurting right now I mean don't you think that that's probably Just because the fall didn't hurt As much as you thought it should In the first place? Maybe that might be But I think that was laughing

Did you fall from like a three-story balcony Like what? I fell off like I fell off like a little hill. Not like not high, but like I definitely should hurt myself. That'd be really impressive if you survived that. Yeah. Because I was cut and I was like, oh, I should be fucking in pain right now.

But I'm just laughing my ass off. Well, that could be, in your laughing, could have actually just been like an uncontrollable like adrenaline fucking rush. Very likely it was that. So I've definitely got been so hurt that I've laughed because it's funny. So much pain. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Definitely happened.

Like, I remember laughing a lot after the fight. Oh. It's just like, ow. Ow. You know. Yeah. Yeah. That makes sense. You got you kind of something.

You have to laugh at all, right? Yeah. Yeah. Every time I get beat up, no. Right. How many times we've been beat up in your life? Maybe like 10?

What the fuck were you doing? He just like fights with my cousin. That doesn't count. You're fine with your cousin. I wasn't beat like savagely, but I was hurt. I was definitely hurt. Yeah,

actually I wasn't thinking about fights with my brother. Yeah, fights with siblings and stuff. I've had a handful of those, but like other, on the outside. Why no, you got jumped. Yeah, I got jumped. And other than that, I just, well, I got jumped and I got sucker punch one time.

Well, both were technically sucker punches, I guess. But, like, that was some cholo, three rednecks from Florida. And then one of it was just a fucking asshole at school where we were just playing, you know, tackle football. And he tackled me. And as I was trying to get up, he said stay down. And that made me white hot. Like, at that point, I just lost. I was a monkey at that point.

Like I just lost it. Like some guy. You had three up here in my eye. We were just playing football. And for some reason, I don't know if this guy didn't like me or something. Because I'm getting up and he was like, stay down. And I'm like, why? So I fucking rushed him.

And I started weird things that I'm telling you. Like I have no, I have no inclination to want to work your gut when I'm, but I started hitting him in the gut. And then I started punching his temple. And then so he grabbed me and tried to knee me, but it was like weird because the adrenaline's flowing so you can see like almost in like slow motion. Yeah. So where like I back up and extend my arm so he couldn't need me. And then I, and then it gets broken up pretty soon after that. But I was like, why?

Why did you do like I've never, I've never, I guess I've never felt so disrespected in my life. Yeah. It was so weird. Well, speaking of a. I didn't even know that guy. Sorry, I didn't even know like. I'm just really thinking about it. I barely knew him.

I was like, what the fuck was that? I've only been in two fights to fruition in school. I was in one. fight where I got to like because whenever there be a fight in the people that played sports we would go to the locker room everybody would get in front of the doors and then like peaches couldn't get through the doors before people finish their fights usually oh those fights don't last very long yeah right so what happened is that I was in one fight where some kid some kid freak it said something to the girl was like I was dating at the time I got really

over upset and I shouldn't have fought him you know it wasn't a really big deal but we got a tough fight uh I pieced him up really bad then there was another one where some Some kid slammed me and I was already more than halfway out the door by the time I got slammed. I got slammed like on the side of my body. Why didn't he slam you? I don't remember why he slammed me. It was it was. I think it was my fault.

I think it was my fault. It was my fault. I think it was my fault. I think it was my fault. I think I said something. That's why you don't remember. But I was like, it got slammed out of me. That's why I fucking fell out of my head like loose change.

Where am I? But it was, it was, that was, that fight was pretty bad because like I hit me even to the floor. he was punching me and I was just like I was trying to get my body to move to do something but it was too late and then I think I got to one other fight but it was a really quick one and then I saw some guy with some other people well yeah I've seen many of those many many of those I see my friend I didn't see I was helping I didn't see my friend like actually attack the guy but I saw him run like we were all going back to classes after lunch and he's like oh it's there's that one guy and then he and I just kind of why

walked away and missed him assaults some guy that I guess all they were doing was mean mugging in class. They never said a word to each other. And it was just dirty looks. And he's like, fuck that guy. I'm going to fuck him up. And I was like, okay, whatever. And he went running. And he did it. He fucking died. I was like, oh, I'm sad that I missed that. Yeah, I didn't believe them. Yeah, I never really gotten to any fights. That's good. I prefer to not. Like, no point. I've been like, well, I've been in one, but it was just not my fault. And I think, I think I think I've told the story on the show before, but like that kid, it's amazing how quickly he became a bitch after I just hit him once. Yeah, it sounds like most bullies, right?

Yeah. It was amazing because it was just like the whole year he was like picking on me. Like it wasn't beating me up and he was like annoying me. He was like, you know, constantly doing that stuff. Like I do to you. And, uh, but like every, fucking set a not happy feeling up my legs. I hate people touching you. That is like the one thing I would have lost my mind for.

It was like, I don't touch. Dude, I put up with it for like nine out of the 10 months of the year. And then at the end of the year, I was like, I'm done. I'm over it. And I just turned around and punched him into a window. He punched him out of window. It was on the school bus. And then the next year he tried to be my friend.

It was so weird. Yeah, I've, so weird. I was like, what the fuck is it? I think people don't expect me to fight back because I'm small. People don't expect people to fight back most of the time. Right. But I think specifically in school, they were like, oh, he's small. Because he was like tall.

He was like a tall kid. He was like, oh, he's not going to fight back. And the second I did, he was like, oh, fuck. And then nothing, I never got into a fight after that. I think I've been a lot of respect. Respect, er, and that shit's real, man. Like, there was a, I was funny. I was talking about this guy the other day of the Jojo that, um,

I thought it was funny that there are some people who they don't know that we know they're obviously gay. Oh, like Charlie Kirk and. Yeah. This is, um, like not a conservative asshole though. Right, right, right. But just like, oh, I can see your mannerism with everything. You're so clearly gay, but you think nobody notices.

Because he came out after high school. And we're all like, yeah. Of course. What are you talking about? It's painfully obvious. Because we had one of our good friends. We knew years ago. Yeah, exactly.

I always think it's funny. And then he came on. I was like, duh. I always think it's funny when that happens where it's like, oh, you really aren't aware of what you do. But anyway, this guy very tall, he was probably like 6'4. my buddy Art But he was Van Dele?

Yeah No No I forgot But this guy I fucking forgot that was real I forgot art We're short for Arthur

Because I'd never hear the name Art ever Who do you hear He's like oh my name's art It's like what The last time I've heard art Was that guy And then art from

The 95 Mortal Kombat movie Who gets that shit beat out of him By Goro Which is sad They get the black guy As a sacrifice Essentially beats him So bad

And they take his soul And I was like Why not to be him Man. What'd have to be him. Couldn't have been some stupid, I don't know. There's plenty of Asian people in the movie. There's plenty of them around.

There's dozens of Asian people in this particular film. There are dozens. And they made the black guy. I was just like, come on. It's such a trope. It doesn't matter. Anyway, I don't watch movies with Asians in them. Yeah.

That's such a crazy thing to say. Period. You just stay away from them. You're like, I don't like anime. Why? How does what about? What about, um, Mulan? You couldn't do it

You couldn't do it I didn't even go I didn't even go to see it All right So I walked out of Rogue 1 What about As soon as Donnie in Donnie in you're like

Nope When I found the rush hour Was about You didn't It took you while You would rush hour Two when they actually Went to Hong Kong

You're like What is this? I was fine with one He's Asian I thought Rush Hour was a Rush Limbaugh documentary And it wasn't

And I got so disappointed Can you imagine Rush Limbaugh doing those stunts You had to him doing those stunts. Oh, here we go. You're laughing like a fucking Simpson.

It's been a while. It's been a while since you... Rush Limbaal doing Jackie Chan stunts and dying on a set. Just dying on set. I think he would die after the first punch. Yeah, it was so disgusting. He would die and everybody would just keep filming a movie with him in dead, dead in frame, like consistently.

They would just drag his dead body in the frame. Oh, that's crazy. And Chris Tucker would be the only person. like, look, guys. Dang, Rush, that's crazy. That's crazy, Rush. That's crazy, Rush. What the hell you're doing, Rush?

You bleed all over the floor. You're bleeding out over the floor, man. I hate, I hate this world. Finish what you were saying about vaccines. I have no idea what Chris Tucker sounds like. Isn't that nigga dead finally? Oh, Chris Tucker? No.

No, Rush must be dead for a while. He died. He died like 15 to think. Yeah, he died a while ago. long ago, was it? I don't know if it was that long ago, but it was a while ago now. Yeah, I guess. Let's see. Let's see. Yeah, look at, let's take guesses. When did Rush Limbaugh die?

Yeah, when did you do that? 2015? I would guess, like, I would, I would guess 17. You guys ready? Yeah. 21. Wow, that's recently actually. 21 minutes ago. 21 minutes ago.

Fucking Barrenhardt. His last word. This last word, fuck you, Kingston. Dude, can I? Can I? It is? Ah! Fuck you Kingston Jameson

Oh Fuck you Dude I really Died If someone died If someone died and they said Fuck the kicks I'm doing this like a fucking little

Anime girl Like you like If someone died And said Fuck you Kingston I'd be so happy The glee Because I know their last

Thought was them hating me And that makes me feel So much better Especially someone like Rush for sure Yeah I really thought it was a lot Dude The pandemic

Really fucked my perception In time Totally Like I had a really good inclination for time. Like I could tell like, okay, that, oh, that was 2016, that was 2001, that was 2007, good guess.

And then after the pandemic, it's all fucked. My calibration's off. I feel like, I actually want another one. You know why? Because just to get through these years, the Trump presidency, I think it would actually really another pandemic would be, you know, there was some bird shit going on a little bit. I can't.

I think something, I heard something, I want it, I need it because I want it to be a blur. And then a lot of stuff that they want to do, they wouldn't be able to do it. I think another pandemic would just be bad. I think the pandemic. Of course it would be bad. Oh, no, no, no, no.

Like, societally, like I think it would at the sit. I really think we got to the point we did. What do you think is going to be worse? Well, no, no, look. I agree. I'll finish. I'll finish. That a pandemic would ultimately be terrible again for more reasons than just

societally. But I think after the pandemic, everyone went fucking crazy. I think everyone like that shit really made people lose their fucking mind You speaking for yourself? Not me I find we fucking heavily benefited from the pandemic

Unfortunately I hate to say that Because I feel like a lot of people Just really did it Well we did and then we didn't Because I feel like if we would have stayed recording in Together We didn't exactly suffer

We didn't we didn't suffer That is definitely true That is absolutely true It wasn't like a net negative technically It was I think it was over on that positive It was Because at the time we were creating it, I think what happened was people were at homes, people had to listen to shit.

And I think our pandemic, our pandemic. Our podcast was like a very much. Our podcast is like a very like, it's an, like, it's an outdoor. Maybe. But like, I think what happened is that celebrity started going crazy. Yeah, fine. Everybody in their fucking mom started becoming like fucking, that conservative mentality started fucking polluting the airways.

All these motherfuckers that should not have had platforms normally got platforms. And it really fucked up the American. I think it really severely. damaged the American side guys. I think, here's the thing. I think the last pandemic was like a weak one. And so people didn't really understand. And so people were like, oh, whatever, I don't fucking need a man.

I'll just get a little sick. We need a strong one. That way, you know, look, man, I don't know, man. You, if you have a lot of people who are like, I'm not going to take a vaccine, I kind of can't think of a better group of people to not continue. No, yeah, I want the gun. Nature, nature. Nature needs to rectify.

Darwin. Darwin, you know, Darwin. Yes. Let it happen. I would love that. Sometimes I'm in traffic, right? Oh, traffic does it to me every single time. There was somebody.

Everybody was following the law. I become Hitler in traffic. Right, exactly. Everyone was following the law. Nothing was happening. Nobody was doing anything too slow. There was nothing happening. And there was a dickhead that just kept honking.

No one would, nothing could be done. No one was being too slow. I bet it's a BMW or Nissan. Whoever was, I... Or a fucking Tesla. I... Or Audi or... Or Ford or Mercedes.

Or somebody in a car. Those people need to be savagely beaten. And I know. You already know who those people are. Yeah, yeah. They were the ones that were like, oh, dude, just the jab. Those jab dids. No, no jab.

And I'm like, yeah, yeah. We need Nissan. Get out. Look, with all due respect. I'm going to jab your fucking eye. I know. I know this doesn't apply to our audience because all of our audience is homeless and they don't have cars. Right.

But Nissan people, you got to go. Nissan people. Nissan people specific. Man, there's so many. I think big truck people can all, you know, roll off a clip to. Big truck people who don't work in a field where, like, they need a truck. It's none of them. Because the people who are working.

Well, it must be some. It can't be none. It's the ones that, it's the ones that like have like the crazy. like V12 fucking huge-ass trucks that actually do all right. And then you have like, you have like all of these small pickup trucks. They're the ones that are working. They're fucked up old Toyota's that have 200,000 miles on them and shit like that.

But whenever you see those street queens lifted fucking big ass fucking Ford F-150s and shit, and they're just clean. I'm like, they're not working. They lose that has a big ass fucking car. And I saw what is. I'm like, look, I don't know how he drives, but I just have an idea because like my mom, she's,

she's a big truck person. She has angry. It goes hand in hand. It just goes hand in hand, dude. My mom gets mad sometimes. Trust me. My face knows. It's a psychological thing.

I think if you're in a truck, you're above everybody. You're looking down. Yeah, all these fucking pears. One billion percent. I could run over all these fucking people if I wanted. That is actually true. That is 100% true. I think people that are bad drivers should be taken, yanked out their car.

Then we should have this magical seed that make them eat them in a turn in the treason. I like the truth. I like that. I did not. I will say, I did not predict where that says was going. But I wanted to hurt real bad.

I wanted for them to see them to be like, no. And then they start, the vines start growing out of their cockpards. Oh, I like it. I like it. And they sprouted to a tree with a sucking pig tank. I'm going to because remember my dictatorship. We did that on the extra ammo if you guys want to check this out.

We did a whole dictatorship thing. Yeah. Where in my in my utopia, not dystopia, where you would get one offense, one traffic offense. And after that, there would be these AI robot things that would have immediately capture your car and you would be flung into the air essentially. Like there was catapults, like trebushes. There was the trebicee.

There was the trebicee. That is such a, that is such a, like, killing someone extremely indirectly is so fucking horrible. It's great. Especially when you try to like sugarcoat it. Like, yeah, like, I'm going to grab this guy and I'm going to throw him up 75,000 feet into the air. God damn, it's a lot of feet.

What if it's like, they're like, That is so inconceivable. That's out of the bad atmosphere, I'm pretty sure. You're in space. You're deep. You're life over, I think. I like the idea, instead of a trebueche for bad drivers, I like the idea of almost like a drone that kind of hovers over the freeway or the roads or whatever. And if somebody's driving poorly, it just kind of hovers over the car and does like, you know how like cars are compacted and just cubes?

It does that incident. It just does that on the road. And then picks up the cube and like makes it a little chub, dude. I like that. I like that. Like the idea of that happening to those people You get three dickhead offenses And then the inspector appears beside you

And it follows you Three's too much for me No no no no And then it's just what happens It just follows you and it waits Until a car's coming at the right moment It jumps you in front of the car And then so you kill the other law abiding citizen

That's crazy It waits out of the dickhead shows up I don't want a dystopia I kind of want one I got I got one I got one Because I don't Good doesn't win you know

That's true We need a bad We need a good guy That's willing to do really bad shit You need a A ruthlessly good person That's what I'm saying A benevolent dictator

Right That's what I'm saying People say that's an oxymor The contradictory I'm like it doesn't have to be It has been It usually is Yeah

It usually is Yeah Because look It is true That when you When you actually think about it And that kind of tripped me out When I was thinking about it

Like oh The government People act like the government So bad The government is responsible for the middle class existing because before that there wasn't a middle class it was just the ruling monarchs and then the fucking peasants yeah yeah and so the government try to make things more of a level playing field and people that are have been elected now and that are going to be working the government

are going to work their best to make sure the middle class doesn't exist and it's like cool yeah sick the government is kind of like I don't know to me I look at it more of like a thing that's just like kind of like you got them, I don't know, it's like a house or like a car where it's like, it's pretty good to have it, but you got to maintain it and it's just not very well managed. It's not well managed. It's like, if you haven't changed your oil or like checked your tire pressure or like done any of these things and you're like, man, my car fucking sucks. It's like, well, even in that analogy, even in that analogy, even in that analogy, you got to get a new car. You got to change the way things go and we just.

But you can't get a new car every single time something goes wrong. Oh, no, no. That's what I'm saying. There's a point in time where, like, yeah, you should get a fucking new car. Oh, yeah. But like. I think we're at that point. We got a, you got to.

Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't be opposed to that. We need a new card. That's it. But the problem is that. We need a Gundam for president. I think we should elect a Gundy. I wish, bro. Yeah.

I was like, who's a, who's a evil nigga that'd be like a funny person I have as a president? What do you mean? Like, like an evil, like an evil, like a evil character from some fucking genre. Ray Romano. Don't we already have that? We need we got a He's more of a jackass than the evil guy Ray Romano

Why do you keep saying it? Like I ignored you on purpose No but why would you say No no no no like I'm not your turn I'm serious No it is it is Yeah Why do you keep saying it?

I'm just curious Why you know I'm ignoring you No your turn To your point I want to show you my friend's tire Like somebody left a note Saying just letting you know That you need to get a new front tire Drive safe

Look at her tire Can you imagine? What the fuck? Wait, what happened? Not changing the tires what happened. Her tire looks like the street. That is insanely dangerous. And she got flamed because she has a large following on a social media.

She got flame. But then there's some people being nice. That can't be real. You can't be that stupid. Very real. And she was like, they don't know what tires are for. She has to live out here, right? She lives in Utah.

Why does nobody? Susan, Tom. It rains. You need to not. You need to. she is completely aware of how bad that was and she basically posted, I think, to kind of own her shit. It was like so, she was like, look, there's no real excuse for this, but I was in a, I was not paying attention to anything because of shit going on in her life. But I'm like, cool, but she's trying to say, I know that's not an excuse.

And we're all like, yeah, dude, you literally, your shit was going to fly off. And then you were going to fucking go ham. Dude, it's not even just the tear. It's the fact that it's a bald tire. It's bald and it's the threat. It's ripped. It's it was hanging on. It was she waited to the literally last second

until somebody reminded her like, hey, please change your fucking tire. I came to the government of what you were saying because you bought that up about maintenance. So it just reminded me of like I've never seen a tire that bad before. Yeah. I think the thing.

The government sucks. We need to. We need it because when you think about because like obviously nobody knows how the fucking government actually works. And when you just look at how much money, what is the actual, when they talk about, we need to cut spinning this, this and that. And everything they say isn't going to put a dent in anything because the vast majority, that's why a lot of them want to get rid of Social Security because it makes up like a third or more of the budget. Right, right. And so, which would throw so many people into poverty. Right. It keeps like old people out of poverty without being like, oh, and the burden on, say, the kids to make sure they have to provide for them. Right. It has done some. revolutionary shit, and then these fucking retards act like it's not doing that. It's the most frustrating thing ever where the government, we need it desperately.

And these people are just like, oh, I'm good. So fuck you. I think it's just a very- Evaluate the spending 100%. Like that needs to happen. That need to happen a long time ago. No, that's not the problem. Really?

The spending's not the problem. I think 100% for the military-wise, 100% we need to reevaluate that spending. Oh, you mean like, like, like, you get the question. I'm talking like, period. Like, like, not like as a whole. I think there are certain things that we need to spend more on. So I just when you just look at the, when you statistically look at the spinning, like on a statistic level and stuff like that, it's not as bad as everybody is trying to make it sound. It's as simple as taxing.

Taxing. When you look at the most economic growth post-World War II, the level that people were taxed at. Yeah. made for the most growth and people were just thriving and obviously the people that are in charge now or they're going to be in charge January 20th are making it so it never gets anywhere close to that shit.

And it's like oh cool. Great. You know, like so it's fine. I think that would change the game. Well, it's not even like, it's not even thing. It's just that is when you just look at when people try to feel like what was the pinnacle of our economy and it's like, well, here you go.

Once you make past a certain amount of money, you get taxed 90% of every day. Because that's all was important. When he made around $400,000 back in the day, post-World War II, you get tax 90% of every dollar after that. So is Mike Tyson going to die?

Of course not. But does he have a chance? I don't know. I don't really have any idea. Really. Jake is it at least a, he's a competent boxer at least. He's no,

he's no talent. He's no one-s-life-time talent, but he's no time of bots. He's fucking huge now, too. He's a big guy. He doesn't carry it well, though, because he's not supposed to be a heavyweight. He looks gross.

Like he looks like he's really big right now. Like obviously he's extremely powerful now, but like he looks disgusting to me. Like when I look at him, I'm like he looks like he's his liver is hurting. Yeah, yeah. Like his liver is just encased and fat. And it's like,

he looks like an infected brillo pad. Like he doesn't, he kind of does. He looks disgusting. I just feel like he just doesn't. I don't know. I feel like his brother wears his weight better. And I feel like Jake has all his weight like right.

Well, Jake is not ultra-juicing, like Logan. Because Logan's huge and shredded, which that's always a sign of like ultra-steroids. Jake is fat. He like comparatively, like say he's, look at him. Look at his body. There's no definition on his body. That's true. He is a fat, powerful man.

And him getting a cleat shot of Mike Tyson, he's probably going down. Mike Tyson obviously looks fantastic. But when I, do you remember when he fought Roy Jones Jr.? like maybe what five years ago however long ago was that shit was whack so I don't have any now to be fair

they weren't able to go for knockouts so it was just an exhibition yeah this is different so Mike Tyson is charged up you saw him slap him at the press conference like he slapped him hard like not even like say a little like oh

did you see why huh did you see why he slapped him well didn't Jake like just do some goofy shit he so I don't know like I remember seeing like another angle of it and he came up to him like a fucking gorilla. He came up on his like knee on it. Oh, that's what he did?

Yeah. I didn't see that. He came up and like stood up at him like a fucking ape or whatever. I saw him being like stupid. Yeah. I was like, oh, he's actually angry. Yeah, yeah. And so look, man, I here's my problem is post customato.

He just, I just think he's a broken man. Customato. What is that? What is that? Is that a fucking, what is that? A gnat? Is a gnat in here? Yeah.

Damn it. Do you know, to your point, though, that you say that for a long time. I mean, a kid. And I mean this probably, I don't know how old until I learned Custamotto's real name. I was like, who the fuck is named Custom Otto? That thought his name, like, Customato. You know, no, like, it just, no, the way, because so his name is Cuss. I still don't even know what this person.

He was Mike Tyson's trainer and basically. His name's Tomeo? Yes. Cust tomato? Domato. D motto. Oh. He's Italian as fuck.

So customato. But when you say it together, it kind of sounds like custom auto. Like a shop? Yes. So I was like, what fuck's this guy's name customato? I mean, I'm probably for,

because I've been watching Mike Tyson since I was a little kid. When I was a little kid, that was when he was in his prime. Yeah. When you were little, he was the fuck. That was like, that was like when I first saw ET and I was like,

what kind of a name is Drewberry? I mean, okay. Yeah, I guess so. Yeah. Yeah, that's basically the same thing. Yeah, yeah, Drew Barry. Drew Barry Moore. What are you saying?

Drew Barry? What are you saying? Derek Kfinite? I mean, it's kind of the same. It's infecting me. What do you mean? What's wrong? Drewberry.

Drew Barry Moore? She drew more? Berry? Did you do? Stupid? I really thought that was like. Drew them from like a place or like? I thought that was her name because they would say Drew Barry Moore.

Can we be real? she's ugly let me be real you know you know people try to act like she's uh she's not attractive to me she's normal isn't that what that means

she's a normal person and Kirsten Dunst too I think they were not pretty girls and I was like I don't know about that I don't think ugly is the right word I think they're just like they're very

they're not Louise Guzman you know but there's degrees of ugly I don't think so if you're not attractive you're kind of you're kind of ugly I don't think so I think there's like a spectrum

I think you're either you're either very you're either attractive muted or like kind of undefined or just kind of average or whatever like no one cares I don't know I've never felt that way I felt it's actually very binary really yeah I've always felt like say because it was always like there are definitely people that I don't think are ugly that I'm not attracted to you know what I mean like it's just like it's not about you it's not you got to separate yourself from it because there's also it's like just knowing what it's like that's what I mean so it's like having

the baseline of like what conventionally societally we consider attractive and then so you just you base it off of that those those very. very widely and then like there's features that work on other people it doesn't very widely when we talk about society society has like it like it's like saying american society yes when we talk about different different places more so we're taught we live in america so obviously i'm talking about that well that's true but then if we we live in a world that's so like yeah but we're just talking about you know it's like if we were going to talk about morals we're not going to include other parts of the world because it doesn't it's not applicable what we're talking about i think i think i think

i agree with the moral thing a little more than that but i think it's it's it's past it. That's how we, when we're talking in a normal setting, we're not including the entire world. Well, no, that's true, right? But what happened is like there are, there are plenty of girls from other, like, when it comes to attractiveness, there are particularly women from all over the world that varies so heavily, that there are women that, like, I'm sure some people will say are very attractive, that I genuinely cannot see why people think they're so attractive. Right. And it just doesn't factor into this conversation, though. But I understand what you're saying. I think, like, I guess, I guess. We're talking about what societally what we're used to. So what I'm saying, when I'm saying things are minor,

because I know out of technicality I'm wrong. I'm just thinking of on a societal playing field of what we say is like, I'm hot or not. You're trying to blanket it like at a very blanket like this. It's like, it doesn't need to be extremely nuanced. I'm just looking at Drew Barrymore.

So what I'm looking at, say her features and what people find attractive, I'm like, so her features make her like, say you can just say average, but some people, People would make the argument that average is technically ugly. Like just because like average is like, well, societally people would not normally find this person attractive.

I just think ugly is a very specific thing. Like it's like very damning. Like it's like damning like you're like because to me that's hideous. Like that's what. Well, yeah, I guess. Like you're fucking like oh my God. Like when you look at a person here, you're like, oh my goodness. You know, you look at them. You're like whole.

Right. Like Appalachian motherfuckers. Like those motherfuckers be looking like nightmares on weird. Yes. Like, they look heavily imbredded people Look terrified They look like something that if I saw at night time In my house, I would scream

And I would go in my room Like we have to go out through the window Yeah, you have to get out of here Like you would design them for a horror Yeah, like exactly Like that's where I get it from I'm like yeah I might be, look at lesbian

I might be too harsh If anyone thinks that Like I can be like I totally think that's acceptable To say that oh my language is too harsh To say Drew Barrymore is ugly Especially there's probably a lot of people Who would say I think she's cute and stuff

and I'm like There's There's people who like I think look distinct But maybe don't Like she's like somebody That looks distinct to me But not in like any direction

Like she makes me No one's Rish Ruther's She looks She's like a twiwa to me But I think she's pretty Tohawada with me She's average to me

She's like I don't think I don't think anything When I see her I think she's pretty I don't I don't Who's see who are you talking What's the girl you're talking about again Drew Barrymore

Who was she again? Dubery more 50 first dates Jewberry Moore Let's get the question Stop using that fucking joke

What joke Nothing Ray Romano What? She has that talk show And she wanted to keep going During the pandemic She was like everyone

needed that shit Which one? My brain I'm not Jewberry more She had a show Was she You don't remember this

During the pandemic I forgot about that She wanted to keep going Because she was like I think I think she was... I think people need this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think she was more attractive when she was younger. She definitely had, like, I got a kid that's there, like, pretty... What do you mean when, like, when you, like, E.T? What is wrong with you? What are you saying when she was younger? Um, she's much older than I am. She's making... I don't know.

She came up since a long time ago. That's a little creepy. The fact that you went there. Like, so I just like... That's the only movie I know that she's like... When she was younger, I think she's more attractive. The way she was put together, I mean, like... Yeah, she's a completely average person to me.

She's on the higher end of average actually. Average is fair, I guess. I would just, I'm being very, very binary Hollywood. Like, it's interesting how much work she got compared, like say, like say, usually they're so vain. And so I'm being kind of extremely rude comparative to like say you look at a right now. Who's the shining example right now? Big Booby Blondechick Oh, Cindy Sweeney

Sweeney. Like when you like They're Cameron Diaz Like there were some like some knockouts The Angelina Jolie Like there was like these And then there was like Drew Barry You know what I'm saying? Like when you when you guess

In the Hollywood circle I guess when we're talking about like averages Human like in like just in America But I think my my test of like Hot and ugly is I think I'm using that too much To why it seems a little little extreme. I think he's attractive, but I also have definitely met plenty of women that look like her, Swinney, Sweeney, Sweeney, Sweeney. I've met plenty of girls, especially where

we were living. There were plenty of girls that didn't have, they weren't probably built like she was, but there were plenty of girls that look like her. Like, that is dozens of women look like her. Yeah, I don't think anybody's saying, I don't think anybody's saying Sidney Sweeney's one of a con. People are like, oh, she's so attracted to have like, I've slept where girls look like that. Well, I don't think that like that is not a, it's still attractive. That's attractive I don't understand That argument though

I think she's like She's like she's more of a time Because I think there are people Come attractive at times You know Like I think Megan Fox In the 2010s Like early 2000s

Like early 2000s She was like the piece You know That was like the kind of girl I won like oh Like a girl with like tan skin Dark hair Big brown eyes you know

But I think As things changed The like the paradigm Of what attractive Changed again too Where like The new staple of like Very attractive

for a period of time was like someone that looked sort of like uh like i don't really agree but like someone looks sort of like well no bionte is another benchmarking time of like was once upon a time like the pinnacle pinnacle of attractive she's still very attractive but she was like the pinnacle at a period of time then it was like the kim kardashian era where people looked like i think you're like just aging women out no i'm not aging i'm not aging i'm not aging i'm not she's still very attractive defensive like oh oh like are you sure like because everything that you're saying is like at a certain point they were the pinnacle and then time went on.

But they still stayed attractive, but what people thought was the peak of attractiveness. I think it's just popularity is what you're talking about. Has changed. I think you're talking about popularity. I think Sydney-Sweeney is like really popular because I think this is my perspective. Some people can disagree with me, but I think

Megan, like when you're seeing Megan Fox dolled up as much as she is, I think she's just as attractive she was before. That's just like, I think she's still attractive. If you look at Holly Berry, do a picture that Halliberry just posted. She's still a goddess. She's still beautiful.

Holy shit. How old is she? 50 something. 50 something. 56. Oh, yeah, whatever. They can,

yeah. But like, like, just so, because she always post stuff. They're, they're hot 50 something year old.

She's always, now, especially. Yeah. I don't know if it's because we're older and we, maybe it's just like more. They've still been,

they've probably still just hot to us. Like she always, like, she's always, like, without like makeup or like, without like, she's still really pretty.

She's still really pretty. but now what? That's Art the Clown, you idiot. Yeah, and Hallie Berry, asshole. No, that's just Art the Clown again. I'm just insane. I'm on Art the Clown's Instagram. This motherfuckers is aimlessly searching through Instagram.

Here's what she posted at like an award thing. No, she's beautiful. And I'm like, damn. The same thing we're like, do you know Christine a million is? Yeah, she did that as a song. Yeah. Drop it low, pick it up slow. I remember she's yeah did some music

She's still beautiful too like I think a lot of women I think I think when you're attractive you don't become unattractive exactly. No you have to be like Unless something happens yeah exactly drugs Really super old but super old You know what I mean they're just pretty this attractive Older people but the thing is that like super old I'm talking about like what's a

That bitch that cuts her hair short In Halloween movies Oh pink So what I'm still a rock star but what happens is Jamie Lee Pink Yeah Oh Jamie Lee Curtis But what happens is like, I think there's just...

Like she looks kind of rough now. She's old. Beauty standards is just alter. You know, that's what it is where like people kind of get moved out of like the... Who's the oldest attractive person to you? I like that. That's a good question. Who is obviously old, by the way?

Have you guys... Damn, I actually don't know I'm on top of my head. So you watch Game with Thrones. You know the woman, you know when Circe got arrested and it was like shame and she was like throwing the water on her? Yeah, you think she's bummed? What she actually looks like she's fucking fired. Do you know what she actually looks like? I don't.

Look her up right now. You're going to be like... even what you because I don't know what to put like shame bitch she's pretty fucking fine I was like I don't be I don't be barking up old trees but yeah I thought you meant I actually don't know I don't know the I don't know the answer to obviously too it's still beautiful surcy is definitely pretty definitely yeah for sure yeah I actually don't know the answer to that question either because I just don't really know salaries that well I don't think about especially like an older like it's not there was somebody in um tam uh that I don't know how old she is but the the damn uh

She's in the boys. Oh, Mave? Yeah, Mave. Oh, yeah. Very pretty. Yeah, she's very pretty. Yeah. I just need to think, I need to look up a list.

Yeah, I mean, too, I wouldn't be able to come up off the top of my head either. Very attractive. A lot. It was a bit too much work done for me. I was still, I was still pipe. Yeah. She's definitely attractive. I mean, don't get me wrong.

Who is that? She was, uh, you've never watched Ted Long. What's her name? Her name is Hannah Willing Dan. Oh, you know what I would say, actually? I think Kate Blanchette. I think that's a good one. Kate Blanchett's probably the one that comes to mine.

She was in a... She's Hela. In a Ragnarok? And, yeah. I think she looked hot as hell. I don't think she looks hot outside of that anymore. She's good. She was not that looking at, she was not in, um, in Borderlands.

Borderlands was terrible, but like, yeah. I don't know, but I just feel like, did you see Portland? No. I think it's free on, I think it's free on Amazon, too. But she's pretty attractive still to be honest. I think it's free on Amazon. I still haven't seen it. She's not attractive in the, she's not attractive in the, she's not attractive.

She's not attractive in the, she's not. She's not attractive in that movie in the way that Lilith should be, but Kate Blancher is attractive. We should watch Borderlands. That should be one of the things you watch. Oh, for the commentary thing. Yeah, for the commentary thing. That's a great idea. Yeah, dude.

Who's going to pirate it? We got Prime. Is it on Prime? I pretty sure it's on Prime. It has to be on Prime. I'm pretty sure I saw it like, hey, watch it on Prime because it bombs sold. Yeah, you know what? Let me check.

Let me check. I have, I have Prime and everything. We all got Prime. We all got it. I'll get it on my laptop and we'll report it sometime. If you don't have Prime, you're stupid. Like that is the great Like I hate Jeff Bezos

But god damn Yeah He don't even own it no more Huh He don't even owner no more Does he not own it? No he doesn't own it for a while He sold it?

No, that's not true He owns it He's probably just not the He's not the acting CEO probably Yeah yeah That definitely owns it still Yeah That'd be crazy

I think he sold it Why would you sell I don't believe that You would have to be the stupidest Moron Maybe maybe I'm wrong Look Maybe I'm wrong

But like You think he's as stupid As George Lucas Like is that like To me that's what George Lewis I'm a fucking idiot. I don't give a shit.

I don't give a fuck what you do. I don't care. I don't care. They thought, like, this motherfucker did a verbal handshake essentially. Like, yeah,

I'll sell it to you as long as I can be involved in the process. They're like, oh yeah, cool. Yeah, of course. Of course, Mr. Luke. And then as soon as they fucking,

he signed it, they catapulted him out of the building. Yeah, he's like, sure thing, Luke. He's like, my name's George. Sure thing.

Luke. No, Luke's the character to dance. The fact that he He even shouts for his life in a timid fashion. The fact that he was like, I'm going to sell the franchise. Yeah. It's crazy.

You know what? Actually, I don't know, man. Like, but he still cares, obviously. Well, no, because this was, this is the point when it was still just his though. Like, this is the difference, right? Like I get like, I understand. You don't. Selling it like in 2017, you know?

2018, but he sold it when it was still objectively his thing. When did he sell it? In like 2000, like maybe eight or nine. That sounds right. Something like that was just before they got. Six eight or nine or something. Before they got Marvel. Like they got Marvel in 2012.

I don't know. As an individual selling something for like, what was it, like four billion? I think it was four. I think it was four. That's not, I don't know, man. I would, you know? I could, I, I, because Star Wars isn't Amazon, you know what I mean? It's not something that's like, this is going to be fucking, this is going to be worth it for a long time.

You know, I think, Star Wars has, has a limit, I think. For you, for you, for you, yes. Never mind. You got to rent it. I'll rent it. What do you mean? How much is it? Pirate Bay.

It's Pirate Bay, it's Pirate Bay, 99. We would never do such a thing. Yeah, never. I've never I don't even know what that is yeah I don't even know what that is yeah it's just we should do borderlands that's a good idea yeah that'll be fun that'd be great yeah that's a perfect idea I don't know shit about anyway we should get to questions before we run long we're already running a little bit more than I'm Kevin Hart I'm in the borderland

who's hilarious I don't even I don't know I like Kevin Hart I don't even know I like I saw him live like a few months ago I'm fucking small it was actually it was actually it was actually it was actually an amazing fucking set he fucking rocked on my jacking off and stuff He was like, I'm a wife a bunch. Is Kevin Hart your favorite comedian? No, definitely not. Do you hear about Kevin Hart and Patrice O'Neill? And they would, because, like, they would spend a lot of time together.

And at one point, Prachis was staying with Kevin Hart. And the Kevin Hart, like, caught Patrice. He said, beating his dick. Beating off, like, vigorously. Where did he catch him? In his apartment. Patrice was staying with Kevin Hart for a while. And he just, like, didn't do any precautions and he caught him.

It was on ONA. That's crazy. I miss fucking ONA, like. Oh, me and Anthony? Yeah. And Anthony Coomia wasn't exposed as a seething racist yet. Oh, right, right, right. Yeah, because he's just, like, openly racist now.

I'm like, cool. Really? Yeah, like, Opie's, like, he's, I don't, he looks bad. I saw a video of him and I was like, oh, he doesn't look like he's doing well at all. I think he's insane. And then Anthony Coomia has his own show and he's just, he's a fucking chud asshole. Oh, well, yeah. Yeah.

That's back when it was. Those were the good old days, man. Bill Burr, Patrice O'Neill. Fuck, man. They were just. So, O'Soma bin Laden. rant when they killed them

my favorite fucking bit I don't know I ever saw that it's insane look it up because he just because a lot of opening Anthony were very like anti conspiracy theory like shut the fuck up kind of a thing

and he started to like sway them with his rant he's like you really believe that they just killed and they just you know flushed them down the ocean and like you know it's all they killed them

and they're just like this is the greatest like villains since like Hitler and stuff and what do they do with the body do it in the water like just like his his fuck

it's so good. I love Patricia. Do you think they took his body and they made, they made like a robot out of him? I think, well, apparently they fucking threw it in the ocean. But no, I am, if he, I would think it's more plausible that they actually made that they just threw him in the ocean.

It seems insane. I think he's just not dead. Well, he's just not dead. He's just working for them. So one thing I did, I think I think he's absolutely. The real theory is that he died actually well before. I think they found him dead. He was on, he was on a kidney dialysis for like a decade prior. What a loser.

I mean, yes. And also when you think about all the stuff of the unearth that he had. Oh, yeah, the Naruto porn. Anime. I love that. He has Naruto shit that came out way too late. I couldn't believe this was real. He's singing poker face.

He's doing karaoke poker face. It's real. I thought it was fake. When I saw this one, I thought it was fake. So I paid it no attention. I haven't seen that. I thought it was fake because you would think, oh, that's funny. Somebody's a good job.

Whoever did that. And it's like, oh, no, it turns out this is a real video. That's crazy He speaks English perfectly I know It didn't say that When I heard him speak English the first time I was like

What? Well Unfortunately And then I found out afterwards He was very much so an American As well he was trained by the U.S. CIA His name was his alias

Was Tim Osmond And he Basically they worked with He worked with the mood First they got him for the Mujahideen Yeah Yeah yeah There's a big new Brzezinski

What I don't get to go Through all this history There's a bunch of fucking ghouls That's all I do you say Just ghoul Let's get to questions Yeah, let's do it. Mike Tyson, he's going to die. So, uh, Jake Paul in four.

Yeah, rest, Paul in four, unfortunately. Should we do, uh, rest in peace? I fucking, yes, we should. Rest in peace, Mike Tyson. If he kills him in a ring, that'd be late. But, like, unfortunately, no. Hope I'm wrong. I want, I hope it's the opposite.

Mike Tyson to win and kill Jake Paul so badly. I hope Mike Tyson overwhelms him, like, the typical one round overwhelm kills him. I wish. So here's the thing. If Jake Paul does die. Yeah. If Jake Paul dies. Yeah.

Does Logan vlog? my brother just died in the ring immediately he's gonna put his his head on he's gonna put his his fucking toy story hat on and it's over you see dead body or whatever he said

I don't even real what he said something about something about dead body yeah I don't remember yeah probably said his famous catchphrase I'm dumb and stupid I'm really I'm really rich I'm way too rich anyway

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the question is a good question so he writes and he says I want to ask How do you all find the confidence to joke about some of the craziest stuff and just generally be yourself? I'm trying to start a channel, but I'm paranoid of saying something wrong or even saying something is gay or retarded. I want to joke around but not lie about what I think is funny. Also, a friend of a friend's dad who works at a crematorium accidentally cremated his coworker. What? I don't, I don't have, no.

That is so loony too. That sounds like, no. The person like lays down. What would be funny if I laid down. I'm gonna take a nap in the fucking oven. That's what I'm like, okay. Maybe there's more to this. Crematorium co-worker.

The son told my friend and he didn't believe him and I thought it was a joke and made fun of him. This made the son angry and now he won't talk. Now he won't talk to him. Just wanted to share that. I don't know what that means. I still. Okay, go ahead.

So the question, I guess, is finding the confidence to just joke about what? Well, the real, for me, it's like, well, I've already said so much shit on the internet that there's no point in not. doing it. You know what I mean? Like I'm not going to work at a sizzler now. You know what I mean? Yeah. And not because I'm above it, but because they won't hire me. They're not going to hire me. You know what I mean? Dude, I would say, do, is there any reason you have to be afraid? Like, is there a

legitimate concern? Is there something that, because even when I was in regular, so I started, I started posting YouTube videos regularly in 2016, um, before like one of them caught in the algorithm and blew up. Yeah. And at that time I was working a regular job and I couldn't... The odds that they would ever find you in a sea of content creators is fucking slim to none. Unless you were begging your fucking boss to go check out your YouTube channel. So the odds of anybody even that you know would even find your shit. Well, to be fair, you had an entirely fake name. Well, yeah.

Well, it was just like some black guy, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But also, I feel like it's insane that people would use their real name anyway. Well, I kind of use my real name, kind of. Well, Chris Raygun, like anybody, Chris, so how are they going to find you? How the fuck would anybody find you? I guess so, yeah. It's like, even if, say, Derek Blackman on my, it was like a side channel I was doing, you still wouldn't.

If someone's like Derek Pilot, it wouldn't pop up. Right, right. But anyhow, to me, it's like I don't see any, unless there is something that you've experienced before that is making you have caution, then I would say, okay, maybe, then maybe you want to air on the side of caution. if you had a reason. Yeah. But if it's like I would say kind of like an irrational fear, like you're, I sometimes give Jojo shit for where I was saying like, yo, let's get an electric scooter that should be dope, you know?

And then especially like for whizzing to work real fast. It's like because he only works like two miles away from the house. Oh yeah. And she was like, I don't know about this. She's like, what if like somebody steals it? And I'm like, what do you? What? Like what?

Like what? Like someone's going to like tackle you and steal it or something? Like, you know, it was like inventing a problem. problem. Right. It was one of those things. I'm like, no, it's not, like, I think someone would be more willing to tackle you just walking than zipping on the, you know, so that what I'm saying is if you, if it's like one of those instances where you kind of just inventing like a problem, then it's like, I don't fucking worry about it, dude. Just do it. Yeah. Except one. Um, I think what you have to joke about, you have to also show at the same time. Like, if you sit there and gaze or

retarded, let your actions about being very much so for those things or standing for those people that are those groups be your words you know uh i think you could people could try time and time again to make fun of the fact that i've said thompson ain't the gays but then like i'm always a very vocal person for things that happen involving those people yeah that is part of it too it's like it's like it's like you can make a joke about something but you have to also at the same time quantify and prove that you are not a piece of a i don't know if you have to prove it it's just more of a well you have to your actions your actions have to prove that your jokes may betray your person Yeah, we, I feel like we, we have a lot of license here to joke about a lot of stuff because we also are pretty transparent about the things that we actually think.

Like sometimes to the, sometimes to the detriment of the joke. Right. But like it's, you know, it's better to me than just like, I think the issue here is that like a lot of people joke to hide things, you know? Like, it's like, no, I'm just making jokes about it. But like, in the background, he's like believing a lot of it. Yeah. And as long as you're not trying to hide anything or as long as you're not trying to hide anything or as long as you're not trying to. to create a disguise with the stuff that you joke about.

I don't really see any reason to be afraid, really. You know what I mean? Because people who get you will get you and people who don't, like, I don't know. There's whatever, you know. But also, don't try to force yourself into a style that doesn't really fit you. Like, if you're, if you just think that you have to say something is gay or retarded to be funny, like, don't do it for that reason. You know what I mean?

And to be honest, to be genuinely, to be real, I think there's a point in time. but like we're 30 31 you know what I mean we're we kind of are I don't want to say we're grandfathered in in some way but we're a product of that time but we're a product of that time I don't foresee that being like a thing in the future like don't base your your sense of humor off of like older people yeah I just feel like that stuff's kind of on its way out like I don't really see gay or retarded being used in the like well like like nearly as like we're not and justifiably so right the way we're not we're not saying like even me like I argue with these guys all the time about saying both gay and retarded, right?

Because lots of times I really do. I say retarded he slips sometimes because you guys say it so much around me. But I say it more around me, you know. Yeah. But I really think that calling someone fucking stupid is funnier. Yeah. Like you fucking knit with like to compile insults towards being stupid. I think it's funny.

It just depends. To me it's completely a timing thing like what calls for. Right. Yeah. To me it's like a it's like a vegan thing where it's like I think you're right. to be a vegan but it's too late for me like I'm got like

like retard and gay are just in my head and I to be fair I actually try to like tamper it but it's it can only go so far I'm programmed already To me it's just all about reading the room

that's it like I don't I don't try to I don't try to like if I know I'm around people that completely understand me I don't need to nerf my language at all but if I'm somewhere around like say again I remember one time I was around this one girl who had been raped and I made sure to try to nerf my language about

like saying something like to your friends like oh man I got raped like if you were playing a match or something like that so common but when you're around someone like that you just want to make sure I don't use this type of language because it actually might really upset them Yeah it's just consider it being considered to the people around you I did that one time by mistake I was I was just like She was crazy she ended up being a fucking psychopath

But one of my friends our girlfriends who was like Went through a very traumatic moment We were playing smash bro and the the map jungle japes where donkey Kong is from I would always call it jungle rapes because I think that I thought that was funny granted I was also like 17 years old like I was younger right right right and she was she got really offended by what I did and I was just like oh sorry I thought jungle rapes is funny I still kind of think it's funny yeah and she was really upset and I was just like my bad dude yeah I was trying to tamper the storm but I

Was it like, I already did this? Yeah, if I'm around people, I don't, if I'm around people, I don't really know that well, I kind of, I don't go crazy. Damn. I gauge. Guys, I was trying to find, so I think they were under Mishinima, the umbrella, where there was a guy that would use his, he had kind of like a raspy voice. And he would, like say, for example, we're talking about Crisis 3. He's like, oh, with the graphics. Look the graphics.

And then he's like showing like, uh, they're always like short videos. And then he's just going on about the graphic. Because that's where everybody since the first one came out. I remember fucking game informer, uh, like, oh, seven, the fucking crisis graphics. And we're like, oh, look at the fucking, look at the hairs on the sky. You know, I remember doing that shit. Yeah. I think that history still looks good.

I think that game still looks good to this day, max settings. Yeah. I think it looks pretty good. It hasn't aged as well as you would have mentioned. It's, it was, I mean, it was. It's great for the time. It was kind of, yeah, for the time was the pinnacle. But like this guy, why I'm trying to remember who they are, because there's a specific joke when they're doing, he's doing Mass Effect 3.

And you're talking to that guy who's kind of like, your pilot or whatever. Yeah. And he's going on. He's like, I lost my husband. And then it cuts out. And he's like, oh, my God, that's so gay. Like, and like, it's such a, like, it's so funny because he's like, the guy's pouring his heart out. And this dude's like so, like, just pulling out like, oh, wow, you're gay.

And I wish I could pull it up because it's so. So funny. It was under machinima? Yeah. And I can't remember. A lot of machinima's gone now because they did that wipe. Like I think very few, like there's a couple people who managed to save some of their stuff. I know Lyle has a lot of his stuff that got saved.

Man Slayer who does gamer poop. He has his own channel. He really uploaded all the game of poops there. Yeah. If you don't know who Manslayer is, dude, fucking. Oh my God. He's great. I know Kale had a lot of stuff that was just gone.

He was a machinima person too, right? Yeah, Kale. Yeah. He was, so was Lyle. It's so frustrating. A lot of people And he Was Colin or column was IGN?

No column was IGN The Dude it's So much of that stuff is gone And it's crazy how much of that stuff There was so many gold minds on that Machina. Machinima was like

I understand that that was like a terrible company And like they prayed on people with like terrible contracts Yeah But a lot of my early internet life was like Curated by a lot of that stuff Like it was a lot of like weird shows And a lot of video game stuff And IGN was like the form

normal place. You know what I mean? You would get like, here's the news and like here's review but then Michelle was like what the fuck are they doing? Like it was insane. It was I loved it was a period piece man. It went away like 2015 right? What did you say? It went away like 2015 right? Something like that. Yeah, it was like mid 2010s that they went away because I remember in like 2013, 2014 there was like a whole thing about a lot of that stuff going away. Inside Gaming was there. Obviously Lyle with like not included. I can't remember what the

this fucking guys. It's frustrating, dude. I remember finding like old shit like on, somebody sent me like here's a, here's a playlist

of all the, of a lot of the deleted machinima stuff that you were talking about on stream or whatever. I was like, oh shit, it's all here.

I still quote a lot. I still, like, there's a lot of that still rings in my head lines from like old machinemas that I would watch and I'm like,

that's still of my fucking head. Yeah. Every time I get a horchata, I think of like, there's this show by, I think, dark spire films called matchmaking.

I remember and had the stupidest the stupidest shit in the world that was a big bring our guests some horchata they must be tired

from their long journey no the dumb dumb dumb shit but shout out to Machinema man that shit well no not shout out shout out to the people

that was created shout out to the people that made stuff on Machinema not the company because the company they sold it they sold it to Warner

I think or something And then Tendon Warner was like, this sucks. We bought nothing. Yeah. And then they bought YouTube boops the channel. Yeah, basically. Yeah, they overpaid a great deal for Machinima. And then they just immediately deleted a lot of it because they were like, what the fuck?

This has no value. Amazing finagle work on that, basically, to get money out of that. Damn. I'm trying to, damn. I'm going to look for this person because I just remembering another joke where they, for some reason, like, EA, they're covers. Oh yeah. They have like holding one hand holds the gun and the other hand has orange on it.

Yeah. And like the dude made a joke that. He's like, the left hand holds the orange. Like it was, and I'm like trying to. And I thought hopefully putting that in would find it. No, it's so hard to find that stuff, man.

Somebody, someone's got to know who the fuck I'm talking about. That all exists purely in our memory. Yeah. At this point. Graphics. I gotta find it. I got to find it.

I feel like it might have been Lyle. Can you, holy shit. Can you imagine? I would actually, that would actually, uh, blow my phone.

fucking mind. Right? Because then I'd be like, wait, I didn't know that you're the same person. That would actually literally fuck me up. The fact that Lio was like, maybe like seven months older than me. It is weird. It's crazy. He's slightly older than you are. Like very slightly. Very slightly. Yeah. And it's like, what? What do you mean? Anyway. Beatle my meadow, Rodin. He says, uh, howdy shirt man, frozen Rogan and pizza time. Nice. Uh, quick hypothetical for y'all. How would you guys feel of after After Zach Hedle's untimely demise, a tape of him calling a loved one was released and he sounded completely normal. Similar to Gilbert Godfrey.

Thanks for the laughs in these trying times. That would be so shocking because I've talked to him completely in just normal scenarios where there were no jokes being told at all. That would actually break my brain to a degree that I like, because Gilbert Godfrey is like, like obviously on some level it's like I thought there was like a 50 50 chance for me where it's just like I guess he might sound like that but at the same time it's like this must be like something that he's leaning into the same though Michael Jackson are people like Michael Jackson doesn't talk like that yeah like it sounds like a regular dude he doesn't have like a really he's like he has like a cop sounding voice in general but he's like kind of talks like this why would he plays

it up a little bit yeah I guess for me it's just like why would you want to make why would I still don't really understand that to be honest like why would you make so much of a job for yourself where you got to be like I got to make sure I'm in this voice fuck all that anything just anyone I understand because of the fact that he would the image he was selling but like for someone like that seems like a lot of it seems like a lot of work

it is a lot of work we gotta work on we gotta work on the next season of smiling friends yeah we gotta work on the next season yeah yeah I can't he sounds like Keith David Michael Michael Michael what do you look you have any ideas Michael Michael what are Cusack is a fucking other action like we I don't quite know that I don't quite understand The fact that I know both of them I know them and if I heard

Like I've spoken to Zach as well as you And like the reason that we don't need to be joking Like often we are joking about shit That's the nature of my people that have the friends that I know We're like oh, we're always making jokes about some bullshit Meaning um Mike Michael was weird to me because I never I never thought about running into him or at any point because

Uh I saw his yellow thing back in like 2012. Oh yeah, yeah. And I remember showing my friends and coworkers. I'm like, dude, check this out. It's so fucking funny. And it never even occurred to me like who it was or like what it looks like or anything. It's like, oh, there's my goals. I'm like, I was like, that's so fucking weird. I'm like, I never thought that I would run into you. It's so fucking weird. Yeah, running into people and you're just like, oh, weird. You're just, I'm kind of, I remember when I first moved here, I was like, I was like immediately desensitized to that. Because I was just

immediately surrounded by like all these people. Right. Did shit in high school. that I would share, like at my lunch table. Yeah, yeah. Like, we would, like, pull it up on our phones and watch this shit. And, like, I'm at, like, a wedding? What the fuck am I doing? Like, it's weird.

And it's, it's surreal for, like, a minute. And then it goes away. But all of them became, like, my actual good friend, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, Mick, like, Mick, I remember here in Mick's voice like a Yu-Gio thing years before I met him. Yeah, well, Mick, you know, Mick had one of my favorite flash animations,

which was the, he had like a it was Pac-Man getting touched by a ghost yeah and then he like he goes oh you touched me goodbye and then he fucking caves in it's like it's a disgusting

it's disgusting it's disgusting it's when he eats himself pretty much yeah it eats himself because that's how the animation is oh yeah that folds back into himself but it was like from the perspective of like the actual characters and I had that as well like my Facebook banner for a while

of just like that stupid Pac-Man with the dumb face. Oh, I just made me laugh so hard. And I was like, oh, you fucking, oh, you. It's funny. It's weird. The world is strange.

The world is small as fuck also. Particularly here, but here in California, if you're in any sort of like, any sort of like you're a weird kid that likes odd shit, you'll come here and meet a bunch of people. They're like, particularly in this area we live in. On this region, yeah,

you guys are in the region where it's like, oh shit. I know, I've watched the video you made about some dumb shit. Well, yeah, it's like crazy. When I ran into a Casey Anthony at a Petco. And I'm like, oh my God, you're Casey Anthony. Hey, you're world famous Casey Anthony. Yeah, I was like, can I get a picture? And she was like, no, leave me alone.

Hey, where's your kid? That's so fucked up. No, it isn't. I know what it's fucked up is like that she killed her child. That's what's fucking. No, no, no, no. The idea of the joke is fucked up. Killed her kid and fucking went partying.

Yeah. She went clubbing after she killed her kid. And her dad was like, I'll help you hide it. My, so fucking nuts, man. My clearly psychopathic daughter, I'll help you hide it. acquitted for that? Yeah. Entirely.

Yeah. She did. Just system is great. In Florida of him, I'm thinking, right? I don't remember. I think we should start. It probably is Florida. We should start rehabilitating O.J. Simpson's image, by the way.

I think it's time. Yeah. Wait, didn't he just die? He died a while ago. So, like, I guess it's okay now. He's dead so we can pretend. We can, like, gaslight everybody and be like, yeah, he was great the entire time. Yeah, I think at this point, if you're, if, well, the thing is, it's like, he was acquitted, so

he's clearly nothing fishy is happening. Nothing fishy happened. What are you dying? It's totally fine. It didn't matter if he was civilly liable.

Yeah. He was liable. Civil. He didn't matter. No. Not for that at least. Nope. Yeah.

He served jail time when she, uh, he went jail time for, I think he started like, I think he went crazy because, uh, he stole his shit back. Yeah.

Yeah. Which he should have gotten back. I don't know why he didn't. Then he went a little nuts and I think he was like shit in himself in jail for a while. I think it was like, protest shitting, I don't know. He had a rough time. But then he got out and he was like, hey, Twitter world. Hey, Twitter world. That was a crazy. That was a crazy. It started kind of working on me. Because for me, I was like,

because if I was innocent, right? And I was, and if I was like put in jail or whatever, if I really believed I was innocent, that's kind of how I would be. Really. I would be like, I'm just going on Twitter. I didn't fucking do anything. I didn't do anything. Why should I, like, a lot of people believe what they want to believe. I guess it's too late. But like, what the fuck? I didn't do shit.

Let me hang out on Twitter. And it kind of like got me thinking. I was like, I don't know, man, maybe. I feel like most people who do that stuff who actually do it don't. Like, they kind of like hide. You know what I mean? It was weird of him to just kind of come back in that way. To be like, I mean, it really shows you how narcissistic is and how crazy is.

Yeah. Is there a universe that exists that where he actually didn't do it? There's a conspiracy theory that he covered for his son. That's the very likely story that he covered for his son. Oh, I didn't actually... Yeah, I heard that one. I don't know how I've escaped that. I didn't know that theory.

Yeah. I read it in a YouTube comment, so it must be true. I think it's like his son out of anger of cheating on him because he definitely did. She did cheat on. O.J. Simpson was cheating on his son? No, his wife. He was somebody else's dad. Whoa.

you're being another dad, other people. You're not my dad. Come here, Nicole. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, apparently because Nicole was cheating on him, which I was kind of, I think that's kind of obvious information. Yeah.

That's why he decapitated the other guy damn here. Yeah. And then he was like, oh, you cheated on me. And the son was like, I'm going to kill this guy. I'm going to take care of it instead of it being. And then Juice was like, don't do that. I'm rich. You don't got to do that.

And so it sounds like too late, dad. his head's on the floor and she's too late. Very dead. I will say it is weird for a celebrity to do that. Well, because they kind of have everything. It's not though. Although you do have a Epstein. He's a he's a football player that definitely

has CTE and it's not like when you look at the people that have done crazy shit a lot of times, especially NFL players murder, suicide. That's true. Yeah. It's insane that they like. There's just holes in

in their head essentially. Yeah. They got head ulcers. What is his name Hernandez? What was his name again? Aaron Hernandez? Aaron Hernandez is one. Fucking, that guy,

his nannigua was yoint. Yeah. He's the full player that I murdered the fuck out of his way. Yeah, he was on a, I don't know anything of football players, man. He was on the team of Tom Brady. Yeah.

And that was a player, but there's interesting documentaries about like a lot of NFL players that have done some crazy shit. Isn't there Chris Benoit too? Chris Benoit is a CTE candidate. fucking. They try to say, bro, I watch the Vince McMahon documentary on Netflix

that just came out. Oh, yeah, yeah. And fucking Stone Cold Steve Austin let me down so hard where he's like, you're telling me, he's basically in his own mind. I've been taking bumps for this many years. You're going to tell me about CTE. I don't believe in that shit. And I'm like, that would make sense.

I was like, that's his wife in the corner with fucking a fully bruised face. Fucking bleeding out of her mouth. He actually literally did beat up his old. wife. I know he did. Yeah. That's my brother's joke. Exactly. That's why it's like, and he's this guy's I don't believe it.

Because you're fine? What kind of logic is that? Well, I don't have cancer so there can't be no cancer in the world. Oh. And that's the bottom line. That's the bottom line. That's the bottom line.

Stone retard says so. I don't even care that I'm ice cream. What? What? What? C.T. What?

With the mask guy. Yeah. He's... Oh! Shut up, you dumb black retard. I'm talking. There ain't no CTE. What?

I don't believe in anything. What? The two-fairy is real what? I don't... I don't believe anything. It's crazy. I don't believe in nothing. What would you talk about, son?

Vaccine, what? You ain't going jab me. Oh. All right, I'm done. And that's the bottom. L. I'll see you. I'll see your next episode.

Yeah. Thank you for listening to Stone Cold Steve Paul. He just pacifies. Thank you for having me on the Snark Tank podcast. Thanks. Thank you so much for stopping by Stone Cold Steve. That's right. So what are you going to talk about today?

So you're giving away coupons for your ice cream shop, right? That's right. Little skinny bitch. I'm sorry. What's your name again? My name is Christopher. Bitchifer. That's what I thought I heard.

really fucking rude for no reason. I'm trying to promote your ice cream. Are you trying to say that I have CTE? I'm trying to say that you're, I'm trying to get through the ad read, sir. You're insinuating Coldstone, cream Austin isn't going to do it. Wait, where am I getting? So you're, never mind. I like the idea of him being like pacified like a demon soul, like a soul's game enemy when you get out there ranging.

Stop. Why are you talking to me why I'm not? He just resets. And it goes back to him listen to where he was. Thank you for having me on the podcast. I would love to see somebody so great damage on his show.

He gets worked up and he can't neutral. I honestly think I would piss my pants I'd laugh so hard if I saw it in real life. I feel like that's the only reason why I would even watch the Joe Rogan experience at this point is to watch like a mentally handicapped person try and conduct an interview. I know that's ABLEist,

but I love that. I don't care. That would be fucking great. Abelism is fine when it's not towards people that are extremely regarded. Abelism is awesome, first of all. Like, because first, I don't like the word because it's just like, oh,

you're making fun of because he's unable to do that. Of course. Yeah. That's why you make fun of people in the first place. To me, real able is. To me, look, to me, look, real ableism. Obviously, you're not going to make fun of like, well, I don't know. Virgwick.

Look at that. See, that doesn't really, see, the joke thing. I don't make fun of him. Look, man. He scares me, yeah. Look, the joke thing. He's skitters, yeah. He, look, a little bit.

That's true. He's like a silver fish. He's a, like a silver fish. If he stood straight up, it'd be like, it would sound like. He's a chicken wing. It would sound like. Let's be real. He's a fucking chicken wing, dude.

Let's be real. If you look at him. Am I going to say this how loud or am I not? Yeah, you are. You can't do that. You can't just, you just do this thing. His skeleton is a swastika. It kind of is.

He kind of has the curves in everything. Everything. He's just a bunch of right angles. He looks like, it looks like someone that Batman just finished beating up, you know? Like, he looks like, it's the bat!

Now talk. When you tweeted that thing of him slamming the guy on his neck and he went limp. And then he was like, now talk. I was like, this is crazy. It's an iconic Batman. So fucking funny.

Like punching somebody in the head, splaying their skull in half, taking their brain and squishing it, putting their head back together, throwing them on the ground and screaming now talk. Have you guys seen the memes recently where like you hit somebody in the ringing sound goes out like, boom.

It's like a bunch of memes like that. Oh, like a flashbang? Yeah, but there's one where Batman punches the guy in the dick. And then the guy goes flound. Those are 200 plus pound. motherfucking men.

He's knocking across the room. It is insane. And it's just like, oh. He can pick up a guy over his head effortlessly. You know, that's not possible, right? Interrogate them. Once he's done interrogating him, he takes his huge ass fucking forearm. Boom.

And I'm like, why? He's already done. He's submitted. Why did you do that to him? You know, it's crazy? I really think he could beat Spider-Man from Insomniac Universe. I think he, whatever. I think for real, like, dead ass.

joke, that Batman, Arkham Batman would beat the living fuck out of it. Arkham Batman has powers. Arcom Batman always has powers, but this nigga is different. Can jump 30 feet. Like, you'll literally trigger to hit someone from across the

fucking, and he'll I'm like, okay, what is he have jet packs on his fucking feet? What is that? I don't care. It's amazing. Yeah, great. I want to see that fight. I want to particularly Arkham Batman versus Insomiac Spider-Man. Is Death Battle done that shit?

No, but no, but I don't know why they have it. Death Battle. Boom stick and retard, whatever your name is. I'm sorry. Could you please do Arkham Batman versus Insomnia Spider-Man? I'm glad we both had to save thought of just. What's the other guy's name?

I don't remember. Whiz. Whiz? Okay. Is this the whiz? Piss and cum stick. Comstick. Whiz and cum stick.

Please. Please do Insomniac Spider-Man Versus Rekam Batman Dumbus show in the fucking world That shit wasn't funny Until I let it hit me Let's get out of this fucking other question Piss and Boopis

And Boalus and Chains Fallis and Chains be like I believe them boners are in me Rodin He says hello snark gang I'm a first time patron And question asker Oh again?

Well they're doing it on purpose Yeah I don't know man I don't know what to believe It's going to be every fucking question out. Welcome, dude. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome if you're telling the truth. No one's giving me any reason to lie. I assume. I assume the worst of people. Yeah, it's good. Question. First time patron and question asker who's been listening since early 20.

Okay, so a freeloader. Free load. Keep up the good work. He said, I wanted to ask, what are your guys' favorite bits over the last couple of years. For me, it's a tie between wacky, microwaved baby. That is, that was a wild. Oh, right. Right. And go-go gadget car crash, which is a pretty good. That's fucking fire. So here's the thing, right? Yeah. We, I genuinely don't remember the shows after we, we finished record. Like, we've been recording for about two hours. I'm freaking. I don't remember before five minutes ago. Straight up. It's all gone. It's like

real time deleting. It's like a dash cam. When you, when you talk so much recorded for so many hours a week, Yeah, it just, and you're even worse than we are. Because you do sacred. Yeah, so like, you're just, you say shit and then like, you genuinely could not be held accountable. You're fucking talking an hour later. You're talking on sacred and you're like, hey, you guys remember shirt man? And they're like, what?

Yeah, it's like senile. The fuck are you talking about Chris? Chris. Colin, Chris, shut the fuck up, Chris. So the fuck up Chris. He's mute. He just mute. He somehow mutes me from across the country.

This fucking. Colin's famously long finger The idea of the idea of mute Like we're doing an audio one And then Chris is something we just mute him And then we mute him in person Then we also mute his audio track It is getting to the point now

Where it's just like we I do so much Snartank and then like And then we do sacred And Sacred is such a It is still a ridiculous show But it's a lot more buttoned up Like it's a lot more serious than this is Yeah

But at this point I'm starting to fuse them And I don't know if I care really Like it's starting to get to the point Where I'm just like You know I'm gonna continue this As if it's this show Yeah, why not?

Yeah So makes it easier The thing is I think particularly Colin I don't know Dustin Dustin I feel like a little more like Tame He's a very tame guy And not like a

He's a mild-mannered fella He's not like a fucking He couldn't He couldn't hang out with us And laugh at everything we're doing Colin absolutely could I don't know And he'd be like

Oh, yeah, you guys are insane, but I agree. Maybe, I don't know. Just got to put that to the test one of these days, you know, just like have a weird thing and then see if they find piss and boom piss funny. Because I already know that Mike's not funny at all. Mike is absolutely. Well, Micah is specifically not only from our specific generation, like exactly. Like, she's exactly, I think, my age. Or like maybe like a couple months less or a couple months more.

and she is completely tainted. Yeah. She's completely tainted. So she absolutely, she'd be fucking hilarious on this show. Natural fit. Natural. But like, yeah, at this point, it's just, it's too difficult to swap between those two styles. So like, I just don't anymore.

It's just like, this is, this is me now. What's, what, what's, what sucks is that because of us being around each other on a podcast in general, I am more. Sweening Kingston, the line between your character you play, and your person you are also will blur eventually, just by nature of you doing them so often. Yeah, that was a problem for me for a while. It still is, I think. Really?

Yeah. Because there's, oh yeah, you want a bit more than you want a life at times. Huh? You want the bit more than you want the existence sometimes. You're like, I think this will be funnier if I say this. Yeah, well, my immediate answer to a lot of genuine questions is just whatever I think is the funniest response. So people are asking me like a genuine question.

It's like, what did you do yesterday? I'm not going to tell the truth. Not because I don't think it's valuable, but because I just, what is the strangest thing I can say right now? How can I get a laugh? How can I get a laugh out of this? Yeah.

And the problem is, is that it works. You know what I mean? That's why when we're around our friends, I'm like, don't listen to him. Like everybody's, you say something stupid.

And I'm like, don't listen. Why are you talking to him? Just let him walk around and hover around until it gets bored he'll come hang out with us. Let him figure himself out. If we're in a one-on-one conversation,

I can be, yeah, I can turn off. But like, if I'm in a room full of people and I know that I can get like more than one laugh at once, I'm going to try to do it. Which is a problem. You've fallen a little bit. Yeah. There's no character anymore. This is you. Yeah.

It's you. Yeah, it's whatever. There was a character for a while. The character for me definitely died out a long time ago when the world stopped being funny. Like, it stopped being funny saying I hate the gays because like, niggas mean that. You know, like people mean that shit. And I'm like, oh, people are still homophobic. The worst people...

The worst people did ruin the bit. I still think ultimately, like, the joke is the person that would say these things. Like, to me, that's always been the joke, you know? It's just like, that's so fucking gay of you to love your dad. You know what I mean? Like, that's... That's... Like, yeah.

The joke isn't that, oh, being gay is... The joke is that you would call... That someone exists out there that would call that gay. It's like the idea of... I said the joke at the house one time, but it was like... somebody stumps your toe, you look at a little kid to call me inward. It's like, like someone doing that is the most banana's thing ever. That goofy shit is technically dark humor still.

Yeah, yeah. Because it is. That's definitely dark humor. Yeah, it's just what we don't think of it at like, say it's calling someone gay. It doesn't technically seem dark, but it is just on a technicality of. Yeah. Right. I think it's absurdity more than it's dark.

Well, no, they go hand to hand. Well, the issue is that there are people who's like, yeah, I like dark comedy. And it's like I sent 15,000 to my own. to Stormfront. And that's their idea of like the joke. Yeah. That's not really a joke. You're helping them.

You're trying. You're alive, you idiot. How is that funny? It's funny in a cosmic way, I guess. I guess in a cosmic way. In a cosmic way. It's like our comedy sense is like from the period we grew up in, absurdity is funny.

It's always has been what makes us laugh. If you're a person that lived in the 90s, absurdity was what's funny to you. You are what is the most. Yeah, yeah. The most ridiculous thing is hilarious. Yeah. And what's happened now is that...

Patrick levitating himself and beating himself up. Yeah. And tossing himself into the distance and then exploding. Right. It's like that's... You're really tough. Like, that's what's funny. I had a bowl of nails for breakfast.

Yes. Without any milk. So, right this way. Milk. I love that shit. That's what's comedy is. What happened is that the internet has made people that are insane and gullible and ridiculous be able to find each other.

So now... Yeah, like you. Yeah, exactly. So now absurdity isn't a weird thing anymore It's like oh yeah I do think Jewish people cost tornadoes And it's like what What? There's funny but it's like

Yeah We're gonna open up a new tier To the Patreon I think It's gonna be the first person to donate $500 gets full right to hunt Sween and take his pelt The Sweene Do you consent to this?

No you heard it edit that so he says yes you're a fucking nasty guy it's just my lips super opposed yeah yes do you like beating cheese burritos

no not really really really really no I would I eat something without chicken in it no so you would you like chicken burritos yeah all right that's all I needed I think you can sit it that was

that was a better that was a better job than I thought you could do I'm proud of you, but also fuck you. It's like, you like, you're eating cheese, I'm like, what is this fucking ape asking me about? But I mean, not race, because I mean, whatever, I do. But that was duplicitous.

Dude, I can, I can turn it on, man. I can, I can manipulate people into my bedroom easily. I don't have crazy. The fact that you're like bragging about, you're both like, yeah, I get, yeah, I can, yeah, I can check people with the sex. Exclusively men, the thing. It's easy to trick men in the sex.

It's so easy. Like, hey, dude, you want to go play super shit on my bedroom? Yeah. I know if I was gay, I'd go to a gym making a killing of butt sex. I can make a gay killing because those niggas a stupid

I've never heard that sentence before. And then they're already halfway there. So I'm like, all right, bro. Killing a butt sex. I've never heard that before. I'd be a spree. It'd be an asshole spree. Extermination.

Gleads. Asshole spree. Asshole spree. Blown open. Dumpster I'm gonna get a cameo with that guy's name I feel like I got like a cameo from him once Did you? Yeah for a video but then I didn't end up making it

Happens a lot Okay You have a chance for you It's still heterostructs for you right You get a chance to fuck Thorson Whatever his name is Thorpe Bjorn whatever's name is Thorpe York? Oh like the mountain? Yeah Well you're taking it

If what I'm offering you booty Would you take it? So have Thor Biornson The mountain from Game of Thrones That fucking He's like giant man He's like seven He's almost he's almost He's not quite seven

They needed to cast a person As a mountain in that show Yeah Yeah Yeah I don't wait I'm actually Yeah Mount Vosubes

It's a character just named The Mountain Yeah Yeah Oh okay There's a brother's the mountain And the hound Okay I thought it was like a like

You know how like in like a Like a middle school play They have somebody Cases like They play the tree Yeah that exactly I am a rod I am a rock

They have this fucking asshole wearing a fucking mountain costume. It's like in medieval times where people's titles actually mattered. You know? Oh, okay. Like that. I literally thought it was like, he's like, they're climbing me now. They're there?

Or something. Are you taking it? You take it. I think I would have to. Wait, but what are we doing? Is he smashing me? No, you're fucking him. Oh, yeah, for the story.

Expressing would be hilarious too. Just people imagining me. Like, what am I doing a handstand on his ass to like? I can't like, do I have a ladder to fuck him? You have the tools you need to get the job done. Okay. He's like 6-9, I think. I said that outside of the mic.

Let's see. I pulled a Sweeney, damn it. Let's see. How. Oh, God damn it. I have the other stuff pulled up. I know he had a kid. What is this?

Oh, yeah, like maybe a year or too old now? I keep seeing this. Do you know anything about this? Wait, so hold on. What is that? Nice. Six-nine. That's insane.

Nice. He's like, that's like a master chief. Yeah, he's a very, he's a giant human being That's master chief outside of the armor that's nuts Yeah, wait what? Chief is 6'99 I think so I thought he was like seven feet inside armor

I don't know man This change definitely cares I believe whatever he gets in hell four When he walks in the room He's like at least 10 and a half feet Yeah, that's like what the fuck That's not how hot he is There's a shot at the end of that game

Where he is literally like 20 feet tall It is so stupid It's not 20 but it is absurd It's definitely like 10 And I was like like why they do he stood near Mr. Johnson before and Johnson 6 too yeah are you because like

I feel like even in the first one like the first like the tutorial you're in something inside of something and you step out but I feel like even when you're out of it you're still kind of towering over the person like unnecessarily you're still six feet plus I feel

Derek I don't think I don't think you understand what I'm saying I do understand what you're saying you know the scene right you know the scene no I completely understand you're saying. I'm saying after when you're already moving. Look at that. You see, you didn't, you didn't understand what I was saying. It is the dumbest, it's like, is that person 4-11? That is not fucking, that is, that person like 4-11? It is such a ridiculous, like, the end cutscene for Hala 4 is so ridiculous. I'm trying to get into the camera, but like, it's so insane. He can suck his dick

standing. That's like, that is, that is, because like, even to Shaq. That only, make sense if that woman is three foot four. That's what I'm... Even Shaq's solely, Shaq's like 7-1, but even standing next to him, you're not at his dick height, right? You still need to bend down to suck off Shaq a little bit. That person does completely just forward fallacious by walking. I was like, I don't think you understand how big he's the big.

Because when you said next to Johnson, he is definitely quite a bit taller than Johnson. but it's not to the point where he's like a otherworldly sized person. I see. When he said like Arbiter, Arbiter's taller than elite. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Arbiter, by that standard, Arbiter is like 16 feet tall. He can't walk into most human room doors. He's like big as the Grinch, man.

God damn. How tall was the Grinch again? What do we decide? He's 15 stories that they put. He's fucking absurd. Something so absurd. He's 15 stories tall and lives on a snowflake It's just completely

It's this severely editing scope of universe wrong And that universe Jimmy Neutron is actually six feet tall And Cayuse 511 Let's move on There's a question here that I'm curious Literally didn't even answer the question Was there a question? The question was our favorite moments

I know you said you didn't have any Because everything's a blur Oh yeah What's your favorite moment? The baby in the off toast is really funny also He got his own memory Do a baby to toaster

That's also My favorite My favorite Oh the Pee We Herman one was fucking crazy Oh yeah Peeway That was good He's good The Pee one was good

The fucking What's his name The guy with the Frankie Mudez Oh yeah That's a good one That's a good one as well I already said

Like in one of the last episodes The Fred Foynstone Shitting all over himself I want to see that whole joke again. I don't remember it either. The thumbnail is Fred Flintstone. It's easy to find. There's another one.

Bash and head, Joel, when we first made that joke. We were fucking seething. God, damn, so long. Wow. 15 years ago. Yeah. 15 years, 15 stories. It's the fucking difference.

Stories ago. All right, yeah, we can move on. Yeah. Yeah. It's, there's a lot that I'm sure I'm not remembering. Of course. Yeah. Fred Flintstone.

shield over himself is slow. Sitting upside down. I like how it's sitting up. It's such a fucking idiot. Why would you do this? It's like a fucking chocolate fountain. It's like a fondue fountain, but it is his shit cascading over his body. So Mr. Hot Salsa, I don't know if you guys

know anything about this, but I've seen it, I've seen it mentioned on and off online. Have you guys seen the gameplay or heard of the soundtrack for To Piglet's big game? Have you seen this? No. I'll look it up. I don't know what the fuck this is. I keep seeing Piglet's big game brought up?

I don't know what that means. Because he had a big movie. Did he? Yeah, he did. Yeah, Piglet had a big movie. And so did Tigger. Don't say that. It always gets me nervous. What? Yeah, for some reason. I don't know what that is. I get this weird little thing.

I don't know what it is. What the fuck you mean? The fuck you mean. The wonderful thing about Tiggers. Diggers are wonderful thing. I have said that. Of course you did. I've saying that so many times.

Who the fuck hasn't? I'm giggling and chortling in my room. I was way too young to be laughing at that too, because I didn't really know what the word meant. My name is beep. And I double g-er. And I'm like, everyone's done it. Everyone's done it.

The ticket movie was fucking lit, though. I love that movie. Yeah. Dave Chappelle was in there, right? Yeah. Niglet's big movie. I've never heard of this. Why did it work?

So I saw like, the only thing I had. have in my head connected to this it's piglet's big game and then I saw like a cut scene but I thought it was just from Kingdom Hearts or something and I didn't actually watch it I don't know what the fuck this is. What the hell's going on? Why it looks so weird? Is it real?

I'm just seeing, I don't know if it's real because it's a disturbing game. No one's showing me anything consistent. That has not looked good. Is it like PS1 or something? What the fuck is this? Yeah, that's the image I keep seeing but I don't understand. Is it real? This looks like PS1.

3. Let me see. This couldn't just come out, could it? Yeah, I don't, we don't have an answer. I just wanted to bring that to attention because I keep seeing it. I don't know what the fuck it is. No, this looks like a smooth, this is like an HD'd. I don't even know of HD.

I just think it's just like PS3. Like, you know, like not even like... An HD remaster of like something on PS2, 4 PS3. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like just kind of smoothed over and that's it. Yeah, yeah. So what happened is that in, in particular, in Piglet's at Twiglitz. In Piglet's big game, there's a scene.

a part called like Owls Hideout and you're going to it and the music is very similar to music that of Five Silent Hill. Oh, really? Yeah. That's awesome. I don't know anything about it.

Yeah, so people are playing. But anyway, he says, yeah, he says the track for Boating Three sounds like it belongs in Silent Hill or Resident Evil, not a fucking Winnie the Pooh game. So I don't know. I don't know anything about it. I've never heard of that game for sure.

Why is this person talking about ambiance and, hold on a second. Tigger is a wonderful thing. Okay, so we got to get to this one. We gotta get to this one, though. Okay, go ahead. Doombringer wrote in. And I recognize that name.

Is that the track? Those are Capcom footsteps. That's already two footsteps. Well, realistically, Capcom footsteps are probably just like royalty-free. You know what I mean? A lot of iconic sound effects are literally just from the royalty-free library back then. A lot of Halo sounds are like that. Like, the plasma pistol is like, just like some fucking sound that they found and downloaded.

Why does it sound wet when you shoot the plasma pistol? Because it's plasma. That actually scared me. That sounds like one of those eerie sounds on video. That sounds like the sound that they play in like hell's kitchen when somebody fucks up a recipe. I know exactly what I mean. I fucking watch every season of Hell Kitchen. Of course.

There's a siren head outside. There's wailing. I can't deal with that right now. This shoot it. You fucking idiot Get out Get out of your siren head Get out of your siren head

He's fighting a siren head And someone throws a rock at and kills him You son of a bitch Joe Pesci beats up a siren head I want to see that To death Piss and boom piss We need

Joe Pesci versus a siren head Yeah get on it Death battle you fucking morons Yeah go do it And hey, Epic Lloyd and fucking the bald guy Do an epic rap battle as well I don't remember what your name is. Nice Peter, Nice Peter and Epic Lloyd.

Is that their name? Yeah, I think so. I saw Epic Lloyd at Inquil. Are you serious? I'm not joking, yeah. I want to go up to him and say, hey. But like, I was like, what the fuck? Why would I do that?

Do a battle. Yeah, I was like, hey, do a epic rap. Why don't you battle me right now? And if you win, I don't shoot you. I wonder, I wonder how, he feels because I really wonder how he feels about that guy that got stabbed because he must know about it.

The guy who got stabbed rapping along to epic rap battles history on the train. Oh, right, right, right. Yeah, I was laughing he must know about it. Of course. His friends definitely were like, yo. They tagged the fuck out of him. Yeah. Yeah. Come on it.

You did this. You did this. You got his guy. I think he's fine. Maybe he loves it. I don't know. So Doom bring her out. So Doom bring her in. We have to mention this. because I feel like this is a time of the essence type thing.

Okay. Hey friends. I plan on getting a snark tank tattoo soon. Whoa, first timer. I was hoping that you guys could give me some ideas on what I should get put onto my skin. I prefer serious answers. Sorry. Sorry, Sween.

I'm not getting your face engraved onto my back. Oh, so no scumbag? Damn, yeah. That is a fucking horrible test. So here's the thing. I would highly... It's funny. I would highly advise against this.

Yeah, don't do that. I wouldn't. So I've, dude, I've had a... Look, man, people gonna... People gonna people. I've been in a band where I think like at least 10 of our fans got the logo tattooed. I feel bad only because we disbanded so quickly. Like, say, after the band blew up, I left and other people left, and that was in 2010.

And the guy is still, the main guy still like, he put out like two tracks and like since 2010. And I'm like, damn, nigga, these people did not get their, they didn't get anything out of it. Is it a cool design at least? It looks, I like the design. The design is pretty cool. But it just feels bad that it was such a drop in the bucket of like time. Right. Where like the band should have existed way longer.

Like say if somebody got like a slip knot tattoo, Sue, whatever fuck. Yeah. Those bands have a well established. I have a band tattoo. Right. Yeah. I don't think there's anything wrong with that at all. So obviously podcast is not music and is not very inspirational.

However, the snark tank insignia is not bad, in my opinion. It's not bad. I guess like get rid of the word, but then it's just a tank. No, I wouldn't put, I would not put snark tank.

Well, that's kind of, you know, I would not put snark tank. I would not tattoo that on me. It was a brain in the tank, right? Yeah. And yeah.

I don't mind, dude, I'll attack, I mean, there's Homer Simpson on me. I shouldn't even talk. But like, Washy, washy,

right? Sparkle, Mrs. Sparkle. Like, but I'll tattoo a lot of show them. It was going to be Bender, but then it just, it was Mrs. Sparkle the last second. It just ended up looking more like Homer Simpson. Can you imagine? No, I just said.

They're kind of similar in design, actually. They are actually kind of similar, but it just, at the last second, I was like, no, I would rather have Mrs. Barcl. Um, but yeah, like, I even, even myself, I wouldn't feel ashamed of having, like, say, if something that, like, in a, like, say, say if I was, if I was an avid sacred symbols listener, I think. I think your guys that's signal looks cool enough just as a design. Like somebody, it's a cool design. Yeah. So like even just as, you know, I think the person that is involved in the podcast, we'd be like, that's fucking retarded.

You know, but that's just naturally you're going to, we're going to feel that way no matter what. Yeah. Like if I'm thinking about it, I'm like, oh, wow. Like somebody, like a podcast, really, bro? But, um. It's, it's just always, it's always scary to me when people get things that have to do with me tattooed on them. Uh-huh. because I feel like a weird responsibility to not go crazy.

To not. You know what I mean? And I want to go crazy. You just like, you know, I want naturally. Because that's the thing. It's like, we all turn into pedophiles. Well, like right after, right after they get. Right.

Yes, right after they get tattooed. He sends the tattoo and then we, uh, okay, we'll kill, we'll kill people. That would be the worst. If you imagine getting a tattoo? You just start going to Jekyll and High. Can you imagine, can you imagine getting like getting a tattoo like in 2006 of like Jared? Jared Folgo. From Subway?

I really love Subway. Dude, do you think they're. Oh my God. This is my weight loss inspiration. And then like immediately, it's just like, I never even thought of that. There must be. Holy shit. There must be.

But that's what freaks me out. Like, I remember like when I was like, when I was first starting out on YouTube, well, not when I was first starting on YouTube, that would be insane. When I was first like blowing up on YouTube, I had people, I've had a couple of people tattoo, like, lyrics that I wrote for like some of my old songs or whatever. And I'm like, that's fucking crazy. Really? I appreciate it, but that's wild.

To be fair, lyrics are like a pretty, I don't know how common they are. but they're not uncommon. Yeah. You know? No, that's, it's common, but I guess it's, usually the musician is,

because like you're not, you're not technically a, well, you are technically a, I'm listed as a musician on YouTube, which is strange. It's technically, well,

your, your highest viewed stuff is music, right? I guess that's true. So, yeah, technically it is actually your hardest bar, Chris. I don't know.

It's your hardest bar. I kill a nigger when I see a nigger. Yeah. Block this out right now. This has to be bleak. The mother's say some wild shit. So is your...

220. 220, go. I'm not going to... I was kidding. Just censor it yourself. What are you going to say? I don't know. Like, uh...

You even know what you're going to say. I rape N-words. Okay. No, I... No, that's not my hardest bar. I rape F-word. Someone actually tried to gaslight me. This was in ninth grade.

My first day is high school. I was wearing a slip-not shirt. And this dude, David Munoz. whatever, I don't care. He would probably love being shouted out. He tried to gaslight me. And he was like, geez, he's like, you listen to something like they're, they're, the racist. And I'm like, what are you talking about? I was like, like, clearly there's nothing. There's nothing in the ether that says anything. Yeah. He's like, didn't you fucking see one of their songs that in like he started citing like Tupac lyrics about like, I'll kill a nigger whenever I see it.

And like, he was like, I swear to God, like the way he was acting, he almost got me. Yeah. At a certain point, I was like, he's so passionate about. Like, no, I swear to God, I was like, I was like, that makes them cooler. Well, that's what their name is. It's their name's slip not because they, they want us to not slip into socialism. Oh, we want to slip Nwards necks into knots from nuisance.

They're like, our band is dedicated to the, the disparaging of Emmett Till. We all about. Do you think, do you think there's a not self-aggrandizing way to answer that question though the one that you asked me

like if you ask a musician like what's your hardest bar do you think like they can really answer that I feel like they're not allowed that's a difficult thing to do as a musician because I think it's inherently like ego as a fan I feel like you can do it

but yeah as a fan doing it yourself you can be like this is how you answer but I have a favorite bar I guess yeah a favorite bar I favorite bars I rape N words

have to death All right, dude. I drag retards. I drag retards by their legs. I'm going to grab a royalty-free beat. You're opening your verse with I rape inwards have to do. Derek, I swear to God, if we did a stream or some bullshit, where on a channel I know it was going to die.

I know what's going to die. This is a channel. It said it was boomed. There's no way. Come watch Tom Swini and Derek get banned. Look, I have an unmonetizable channel. Well, at least it's something. Something happened. I feel like the rocks people fucked my channel. But I have this channel called Black Chad. And they kept taking away my monetization. I would reapply. They would approve. And then it would get taken away again. I would post nothing. There had been nothing posted since they kept taking away my monetization. I talked to the support. And I was like, hey, assholes, why are you approving my shit and then taking it away? And they're like, oh, well, the guidelines say. And I was like, no, no, fuck the guidelines.

if my shit's not able to be monetized then stop approving me like just pick one yeah yeah so fuck that channel if that channel explodes I don't give a shit that's what makes it

that's what makes YouTube really on I don't know I'm down I miss making videos and I'm making stuff right now but it's just like it is there is like

some of my head was like do I even like this anymore like not even like making stuff but just the site itself yeah I want to put up with like the bullshit right once it's done and then be like oh it's actually approved

JK Hey, just kidding, huh? Actually, you're fucking demonetized now entirely. You made three cents. Yeah, you made eight minutes. Like, what does that mean? It's not being a sign of a currency. What do you mean?

It's so, oh, like, you didn't put anything in your tags. It's like the tags aren't doing anything anyway. Like, why are the tags still there? It's like a fucking appendix. Right. Right. It's annoying. It is.

It totally. I like making stuff, but like, fuck. Every time I think about, like, posting it and, like, dealing with it. It's pretty annoying. By the way. platform needs a lot of work, man. I'm pretty happy to say that there is no Gerald Fogel tattoos, at least on Google, showing up. That's pretty good.

That's a pretty good indication. There's some weird pictures of him, but like, what the fuck? Like, what is he doing right here? Why is there a picture of him like this? What is he doing? I don't know. Is there a picture of him? Like, you know, you know the famous.

There's like some weird, like, claw thing going on to. He looks like he's jogging into a sneak. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I don't even know how to. That's like, that's like, cool. Crazy Pope. He's fucking running up on someone's kid, dude. I want to see somebody

Rhodoscope a goblin over that. You know what I mean? Like that's a goblin-esque stand. I like the idea of Joe, there's a picture of him where you know the classic cock edit where you have your dick go through the frame of the camera and you're peeking over the side of it.

Yeah, you know that classic? That's the classic. What's the hell are you talking about? There's a picture of Shrek like that where Shrek is like standing with his dick out and he's peeking over his dick. Like it was a building in a little, you know what? I'm going to piss my,

I have to piss my, I have to piss so badly. The laughing is making it hurt, dude. Shrek with his, oh my God. This fucking hard-ass green dick is. Pull it up. Pulled up. I was saved, bro. Why would I even, yeah.

You guys want to do one more and call it? Yeah. Yeah, because I want to, while you're reading, I want to go piss. Shrek cock pitch. Sween flosses the gap in his teeth with Shaq's dick, Rodin. He says, hello, Jango, Aldo, and Black Hans Landa. Who's Aldo?

I don't know. Oh, Aldo Rain. Oh, my God. This is bad. What is that? No, I just typed in what he said. Shrek penis.

There's a lot of them. There's a lot of them. Don't do it. There's a lot of them. Holy shit. Don't show the camera. No, of course. Well, I mean,

here we go. Oh, wait. I don't know. I don't know. Here you go. See, it's it. That is crazy. I don't want to see it.

Leave me alone. I just saw that. You know, again. It's not quite what I thought it'd be. But this idea of it's like, it's all in frame. You fucking suck, dude. It was the same picture? Yeah, it was the same.

That was like, you know, in 3D? It's like two of the same. It's like in scream when you run away from one ghost face into a room with another ghost face. You're like, what the fuck, dude? Yeah, for the longest time, I thought that character's name was just screen. Oh, yeah. Because it took a while to know. Ghostface was the name.

I don't remember them saying it at all in the first one. They never said it as far as I'm concerned. Like the original ones? You think so? Maybe in the second. Oh, I said like the ghost face killer or something. Oh,

I honestly, I don't remember. Maybe. I don't remember the rapper. Ghosts is killer. Yeah. Like my liquid swords. Yeah.

So I thought they stole that. I thought he came before the movie. He did come up before a movie. So that's what I'm like, did they steal? Probably. That's what I was like, I was like,

because ghost face killer is a guy from an old ancient. Like an old ancient. Almost an ancient kung fu movie. From an old, God, like that's so insane. I almost said that. But from an old kung fu flick.

I know, yeah. So that's where you got his name from. And so I was thinking ghost face was, it was probably coincidence. I was thinking they just like, oh, that sounds cool because ghost face,

a killer exists. Let's just calm ghost face. And it wasn't like an original thought in the movies at all. That was just my, literally, without even verifying it. I just thought that.

Yeah, literally just thought his name was screen yeah yeah anyway so this guy writes oh it's green oh it's green yeah go do it whale well we gotta do that name is whale shout whale shout like the fucking symbiote we're gonna do the last question i'm gonna go piss oh i gotcha and then you read the ding just go piss now and then we'll do the last question oh i know what's happening get out of no no no yeah go to go pee it's uh go no no no i'm not i'm not i'm not gonna let you do this what's wrong go get somebody uh someone previews

had asked what IP you would turn into a musical and my first thought was Gears of War right as Chris said it. But let's take this a step further. What property would you turn into a Shakespearean play? I think Halo would work wonderfully as it's just a story about a night and shining armor defending his woman's honor. Also there's a medieval cover of the Halo theme on YouTube. That's true. Yeah, it's pretty good. Like a bardcore version?

Sonic. It's easy. Oh, I think a good one would... A Shakespearean Sonic would be hilarious. That'd be insane because it'd be it'd be like autistic people back then. Did you sniff? You don't know? On drugs? Yeah. Not right now. That's what sniffing means.

Yeah. Yeah. Only. So I would say back in a day, back in the day, I would say Sonic, like autistic people from back then. Yeah. Being like, oh, I love Sonic so much. Just like gestures and shit?

No, well, they're, they're doing on purpose. They be motherfuckers that are like really like tis. Like imagine like an old English tismatic motherfucker like violently autistic, but like a bunch of fucking like, I don't know. What's over-affixation back then? Like a bunch of me, Mozart. But you're different piles of mud. I'm really into collecting mud and crickets.

You want to see some? Mud and crickets. This is more modern cricket collection. But I would say obviously... I've been collecting it for over eight minutes. Red Dead would be an amazing play. But it would actually be good. Red Dead would just be...

Like really good. I want a hateful eight. I want to like... If it was Red Dead, I'd want it to be like a fuck like Jersey Bullets. I wanted like a musical. I want like Jersey Bullets. Yeah, I want it to be like, ooh,

you know, like I want to hear Arthur Morgan sing essentially. Now, Dutch this plan ain't quite that good. I think I misunderstood. We should kill Mike and we should do it right now. We're getting shot out of town.

It'd be amazing. Hold on, Arthur, I have a point. playing. Listen to me son, because I'm still the man. Bauda, bull. We should be, should be. We should do that.

Now what do you? No, I'm racist. The dog races. It's like metal. It's like fucking 80s punk metal where everything is like really fucking. It's like fucking I.O. Let's go. Shut up boy.

It's the Ramones. Like early, early garage pop punk. That'd be funny. That's funny. And then Sean and Lenny have to have a rap bar. Now, what do you think would lend itself? What do you think would lend itself better to like a Lynn Manuel,

like in the Heights, Hamilton? I think Massifax. I think Massifax, genuinely. Dude, you already got, my name is Shepard,

and I'm probably Hispanic. No need to panic. No need to panic. I want to. If one of them ages, best in these tities, they're quite gigantic. I know shit that I probably shouldn't know.

I'm... Nice. I'm not going to go there. I'm not going to... Oh, you were going to... Okay, okay. Fair enough. Fuck, what's the Solarian's name again?

Morden? He would fucking... He would do really well. He would kill it. He would be a really good rapper because, you know. Because, you know. I mean, he was...

Why? You know, we're fixated on it. He'd be like, I really got to get in this. Oh, because he's gay. Yeah. Morton's gay? Is he?

I don't think Swarins. I don't think they know. Particularly, Morden will never have kids. He can't take his mind off something enough to figure out he wants to have sex. I'm sure any experienced, experimented on his own balls. He doesn't have balls anymore. I don't need his text calls anymore. I don't need his text calls anymore.

I'm squeezing me so hard and it hurts. If I squeeze it harder, they'll hurt. They can't be here if they hurt. Holy shit. Wow, that hurt quite a bit. I'm in my conscience. Dude, Sheldon is a salarian, isn't he? Yeah, damn here.

Sheldon, Jim Parsons as Morden. Right, yeah, 100%. In the fucking musical. I love it. It would be good. I fucking love it. Morden is the only character that's like one of those fucking super nerds. And I'm like, this guy is fucking badass.

Yeah. I fucking love Mord. Because I like he's also matter of fact. Like, he'll kill the shit out of people. Like, he does, like, um, he'd be like, what did you do that for? He's like, he's like, yeah, had it be done. He's just like, yeah, had it be done.

I've had him in Kim's like, more people. I'll shout him. Shut up in the back of the head. I was running. I told him run away too. Told him I wouldn't shoot him. So he'd run farther away from me. So blood wouldn't get on me.

Morton, you destroyed an entire solar system. How'd be done. I don't know. They're ugly. They're ugly to me. Not everybody else. They'd find everybody else. Everybody else thought they were hot, but I, eh.

I fucking love for it. You killed 10 billion people. People more than do it again. People? I don't know if I classify one of those people, Shepherd. That's an argument we can make. I don't know about that, Sheper. Like, huh?

Ha ha ha, ha, ha. Baja fresh. Fresh. Just got the fuck out of here. Is that what they eat? Is that like a thing on the, is that a bit on the show? The fuck is Baja fresh. So fucking terrible.

The clean Mexican food, I guess. It's disgusting. It's like. Is that real? I've had a chicken cassidia from Baja fresh one time. Actually, it was... This is a real place? Yeah, yeah.

I've only seen... That was not convincing. Well, no, no, I mean... Yeah. I went to a Baja fresh in the... And there's a casino that was by our house in North Vegas. There we'd go... I'd get like an ice cream from the Dairy Queen,

and then I tried a... A steak cassidia, a country side of a cassidia from there was actually pretty fucking good, but it was like fucking $15 or something. I'd rather go to... I'd rather go to Baja and kill four people to go to Baja. Okay, well, on that note Any other week. We're gonna get the fuck out of here.

We're gonna read our $25 and a patrons. Yeah. Okay. That's okay with you. It's not. Okay. All right, see you. All right, later.

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out of your fucking bodies. That's crazy. I want dynamite in my bodies but I got fucking destroy body over there. You approach the casket like somberly. Yeah. You just start. Just body blows.

It's fucking heavy. And when you ever see, you see the Warriors? Yeah. That fucking the leader of the warriors, they just fucking bow him to death. Like it's all of those fucking dudes just to get in and gather.

And I was like, that is, that's, it's crazy it's complete overkill I love it Big meaty stinks I fucking love that work so much

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New York was hell It was essentially It was gangs in New York And then it was the Warriors Like right during the Depression And like a little after it was hell I guess Is it accurate to say that

Gangs in New York And then the Warriors? Nades was way worse Well, the 90s was the highest crime in, the highest crime in human history recorded, people say was obviously New York in the 90s, like early 90s. Early 90s, 80s, yeah. Can we start a gang like that? I start a gang, but they'd have to all eventually drink the Kool-Aid at the end.

Oh. Yelling Kio, yelling Kio Ken during sex. I want Trump to do that, dude. You don't got it. Start a gang? Well, no. The Kool-Aid. I wanted to Jim Jones.

You don't got it in him. How fucking sick would that be? RFK made this wonderful little beverage. It tastes so good, so yummy. It's so yummy. If you look closely at it, you'll see it's got stuff swimming around in it. Do not worry. These, every patriot, take these pills before you drink it.

We made this from the cleanest water in the world. It's permafrost, melted permafrost from the Arctic. It's been frozen for thousands of years, only thousands. and it's not millions. The earth is not that old. But, wow. Wow.

Some guy, some guy, some guy drank his and it took the other people to drink there. And then he triple dies and those other two people, they see him melt and they're still upset that they stole it. Alex Jones is on the side. He's like, sir, I got to say these microbes are delicious.

He dies, comes back to life, dies again, comes back to life, then lights up if that's on fire. His lungs explode. I can't believe he stole my drink. That guy's just fucking, he's a pile.

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That's crazy. Her tits are fucking crazy, dude. She got all the sex. Because, like, when you're making kids, you have the sex appeal sliders. And then they maxed hers to 100, and his is on one. So, unfortunately. Oh, sorry, she's 99. He's one.

Right, right. Yeah. Unfortunately, that's how it works. Those boys are heavy, bro. Licking balls, licket balls, penis time. And Citi Gonga. I was like, Jesus Christ. Kevin Durant's feet.

Oh, fuck, I think I sent the page. That boy never went. That kid never went thirsty. Damn, I did. Could possibly. And she's made to some super gay guy that couldn't even appreciate those tits too. That's unfortunate. Dr. Manlove or how I learned to stop?

He's a beard, right? That's so steep. Oh, God, Shrek. You jump scared yourself. That's crazy. Like a cat staring in the mirror and then like forgetting that it's doing that. I was like, whoa. Was that the fucking cat?

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Miami Milkers, unfortunately. He doesn't think if Peter Pan was gay, was trying to hide it. Yeah, you can't look at, even with it being blur, you can tell him gay he looks. That is so fucking neat. Look, what straight man would ever do this? He might be out of focus, but his gayness is clear. Hey-oh. But yeah, but this is, yeah.

Well, it's just, it's okay that he's gay. It's just, I don't, it's just a waste of fucking, what a-a- What a- about-waste of milkers? What a balleria. What a ballerator twirling fucking. Hi. A ballerian to twirling. We have to move on.

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You wanted me to say that. I said that. You said, I say, first. You said that. You said that. You gas lit the fuck out of me. No, you said it. He didn't say it.

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That's hardcore races. That's fucking Jim Crochet. You know, some. So, my sir, that is a nignorin boy. You've got a wide brow. What are you? Scandinavian? I think Oldsgrism is so fucking funny.

You know, it's their facts. That's why I love that character on the community, Pierce's dad. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's what he said? He's like, you got a wide brow. What are you? Scandinavian?

Yeah, yeah, that's right. He's got that fake hair. I got to watch. I should have. Ivory hair and he's like, I don't use real hair because real hair is taken from the godless Asian

or the godless Oriental. Right. He did have the... Dude, it's so good. It's so fucking funny. It's a good show. Yeah. I keep seeing it on my

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That is that? Yeah. Oh, he's doing his... I don't know. You're stimming or something? He's doing his... I want a bit piano. He's doing his...

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it's literally just all him about fucking who is this his name is um Stephen Wonderful is he related to the shark tank guy I don't know that he I only know Mark Cuban is there a Mr.

This guy's name is Mr. Wonderful. I hate that Brian Cubman's name. I'm not even joking. That guy's Mr. That asshole? I'm not kidding. It's kind of like when you call a buff guy tiny. Yeah,

okay, okay, okay. This is tiny, but he's big. Fair. Or this is Eric the Human. Okay, fair. Actually, the answer to that question earlier is like, that's probably one of my favorite ones recently. Eric the Human, right? Like, what's your favorite from the show?

I think the mob with contradictory names is great. I love it. Sammy sandals or something. When I came up with Eric. When I said Eric the human, I was just like, this is such a insane name for your dog. Yeah. If I have a dog, I'm definitely naming it. Eric the human.

Eric the human, you're a good boy. Come here. Be a good boy, a human. And maw this fucking child for me. Eric walks up to him. He puts his hand on his tit's head. His hand is dog paw. And he bites his throat.

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It doesn't matter It is extreme Like I was At this point I want Trump to just have an entire circus tent build over this country. It feels appropriate. Jared Fogel for child safety.

Let's get it. No, please. Come on. It might as well. Dude, Department of Government efficiency, Doge. Come the,

like, we're so unsirious. We're so unserious. Why can't you have fun anymore? I saw that response, actually. So you're not allowed to have fun anymore? So you fucking voted for these cunts because things are so bad. There's the inflation so bad.

But now you have fun. But now you want to have fun. Oh, I'm like, you fucking. I would Diorge D'rhy

Literally jingling keys in front of people Like it's crazy You can have a whole cable channel That's just jingling keys And I guarantee you like It'll siphon all foxes And be like This is like galler

Dude Sean Hannity Jesse Waters are just We're just We're competing with the keys Damn it! Who can shake him faster and they're like, I think I think he's making better bullets.

It's gonna be like TikTok where like, you know how like it's usually like a clip of like some actual content and then like, I don't know, somebody like crushing moon sand. It'll be like it'll be just Fox News but like half the half the screen is like the Fox News and then the other half is like people jingling keys of the camera. And then some geriatric folk will be like, oh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. And it's just like, he's got a great point. The doge. Doge is so cool. Government. They did do.

I don't care that it was a real person's dog and it's a real image that's being misappropriated to a fucking political party. I fucking love it. I don't think you get it, man. It's funny. You don't get it then. People like that, I can't. I don't value them. I think there should be no crime for harming them.

There should be no crime. There should be nothing committed. It's a public service. Why are you harmed me? I just have fun. Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. You know when, you know when Jaron?

You watch Super, right? And they need to drive and they fucking stick their ass on their fucking, shit the key right into the fucking hole. Can't stop eating my keys. All that lumenum is going to strengthen my fucking, strengthen my fucking. The immune system against all that fluoride. Bacteria is strengthening my immune system.

You know what's crazy? Can we talk about the fluoride thing? for a second because the whole... The whole fluoride thing, right? It's like, why is there even fluoride in our water? Why is there fluoride in the water? Why is there fluoride in the water? Explain it to me, genius.

Explain it to me. You see you can't, you're fumbling already. The issue with taking fluoride out of the water is that I think that in a vacuum would probably be fine. Because water is natural, right? Whatever. The issue is like, we can't take fluoride out of the water

and then continue to eat the diet that the American person eats. You cannot. drink Coca-Cola and then get rid of the... We're gonna look like British people in like one generation, if that's the case. You don't understand, Chris. See, the third eye, the pineal gland,

that controls our cum... Yeah. ...is being diminished by the fluoride. This is real shit. You're right, yeah. They think that it's affecting your pineal gland and it's making people stupid. The fluoride is what's making people stupid.

Not their lack of education. Yeah, it's the fluoride. Now, look, to be clear... You shouldn't... What are you going to say? You shouldn't eat pure fluoride. Well, yeah, it says don't eat toothpaste. Don't eat your toothpaste.

Don't swallow it. Call poison control. Yeah. Eating fluoride will fuck you up. But the parts per million. In massive quantities. Yes. But the parts per million that the fluoride...

It's not going to kill you. Actually, I had a conversation. No, just make you dumb. Yeah. I had a conversation with my mom about that where she's like, oh, the GMOs, you know, the crops like, they're killing the bugs and stuff. So, like, why would I want to eat that? I was like, mom, you're not a bug.

Mom, you're not a bug. If you eat that, you're not going to die. When you spray raid, do you die? Chocolate kills dogs. Why don't I eat chocolate? That's what I'm saying. Have you ever sprayed raid? And you're like, ah, ah, ah.

You're not a bug. You'll be fine if you inhale a little bit of raid. Is this anything about like, when, like, like, like animals? I don't know what you mean. Naturally by spraying it, you're going to get some of it in your lungs. Animal bites, like an animal bite that would kill. Do you use a gas mask when you're sprayed? I don't, I like to, whenever I think of RFK talking.

I imagine, you know when, this is going to sound very specific and stupid, but there's a scene in, Nightmare Before Christmas where Oogie Boogie Rolls Dice and then a worm kind of crawls in and out of the holes on the die. And that's what I imagine, I'm giving a speech

and then there's like a worm just like crawl up his nose out of his ear and down his throat as he's talking. It's always just pop. It's like whack a mole. It just keeps popping. It goes out of his nose in his ear. And then like, it's just constantly out of his eye.

You know the Scooby-Doo bit where everybody's running out the room? It's like, they're like, in a run into that. I'm thinking of that situation. It's not too far from that. That's amazing. This is the best case scenario for like this situation. You know what I mean? It's actually really, it's actually in a really, look, in a dark way, this is a great thing.

Yes. Because only the dumbest people are going to follow these rules. And it's not going to work out well for them. Yeah. And so, like, you know, you're going to look British as fuck if he takes the fluoride out of your water. Yeah, you're fucking morons. A lot of those assholes already have tooth decay with their being fluoride in their fucking tap water. I know.

They don't understand. Unfortunately, they have no, like, scientists have been like, please, you don't understand how bad our teeth were before we started doing this. And then I'll show him's like, no, they're lying to you. They're panio gland. You got to open up your third eye, son. The problem is that he pack. The problem is that he packages insane. shit like it's like 80% insane shit with 20% normal like oh like the red dye it's like yeah it's

probably not necessary it's literally just in there just like forever chemicals there's some things that I'm like okay he's some things that he's saying I'm like yeah we we should stop fucking with forever chemicals I think I agree I think uh um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um did some shit like shit like that yeah and he did a lot of good things in Minnesota. I feel like it doesn't matter but yeah.

He's insane. He doesn't believe that fucking AIDS is real like we'll this guy's in charge of the health or whatever he thinks it's oh gay people doing poppers

that's amazing. I can't have this conversation anymore. It's in his book. This is not I am not making this shit up and he's done conferences

talking about it and Joe Hogan's like this is a brilliant man there's a brilliant man oh you know he's also a brilliant man Terrence Howard. Towns Howard's a brilliant man.

He thinks he's a fucking genius. Did you see that clip of him? Joe Rogan being like, he's like, I can't remember what the fuck it is, but Jamie like, uh, fact checks him in real time.

And he's like, I can't find any evidence to support this. He's like, oh damn, I really wanted it to be true. Anyway, well, it was,

he just moves on. I'm like, yo, we're so cooked. Freudian slip right there. It was the kids in school with the fucking, um,

the kids in school with the tampon trans? Oh, the Pem walls thing? No, it was something else. This is way older. It's like something about like...

Oh, you're talking about the... You're talking about the vodka, them shoving tampons at their ass with vodka. That was one where he said... No, he said, I... My friend's wife said this. So he tied himself to it. I remember it was about the campaign contributions about like... About like Kamala Harris paying like, I don't know, $45 billion to Beyonce or whatever the fuck.

It was like some Instagram infographic going around. Oh. Just how much they paid to Eminem or whatever. And Jamie was like, there's actually no evidence of any of that. I don't know how true that is Like who the fuck knows But like it was like literally an infograph On Instagram that just was like

Throwing out there And he was like oh damn I want it to be true And I was like how do you not hear yourself It's very because you want something to be true I don't know whatever It's it's to me it's more concerning like his stupid fucking audience Where it's they hear him say shit like that all the time Or when that guy I just don't know this guy's name

Remember when he he said the state of the union address was fake Oh yeah or they pre-recorded Yeah they pre-recorded because because looking at Biden's watch the time was wrong. Do you understand how fucking insane that sounds? Yeah. Anybody, most of my watches that I've worn are not synced.

Yeah, unless it's like a smart watch or something. Like, yeah, like if it's like, because I like to wear a lot of windups. Well, the insane thing about it.

I'm like, what does that mean? The insane thing about it is that it's live streamed and then the coordination it would take to fake that live stream is it. It is difficult, I would imagine,

yeah, to even coordinate. Like, if I wanted to go live, Like if I wanted to pre-tape a live stream and convince people that it was like, I feel like that alone would be difficult. Yeah. I'd be like, guys, sorry. I can't read chat right now.

You know what I mean? Exactly. But like that's difficult. So to get hundreds of people to coordinate, it's insane. Republicans who hate their guts, who hate Biden wants them to fail. Yeah, sure. Like even that reach, because that guy that was pushing back as stupid as fun. too. I know. Imagine having someone just a complete moron being like, hey, Joe, come on, I'm not

even that stupid. Imagine your dog telling you you're a fucking idiot. I'm sure Joe Rogan's dog Marshall does that all the time. I'm sure Joe Rogan wants to go fucking jump off the cliff while he's hiking and the dog's like, you know, holy's like, he's like holding him back. He's just like, stop. What are you doing? Marshall. It's fucking, what's his name? It's, uh, Max, from fucking the Grinch. literally it's basically that Geron is absolutely going to drown in his toilet one day I can't wait I've never been more disappointed in a human

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I'm sure you go full gorilla one day in the try to fucking bat you out of the page. It's going to be the perfect explanation. One day you're going to see the worms start doing the thing. You're like, oh, he gave him the worms. Okay. It's a bunch of worms that are trying to take over the planet. It actually makes more sense. Some people were saying it was, it's the hair piece. It's like an alien. So Trump's hair, Boris Johnson's hair, that Argentinian presidents, they all fucking crazy hair is like, I think it's an alien. Maybe. It makes more sense to me than what we have. New Sonic game has a higher score than Sparking Zero. is the use for straight men,

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It's not like the greatest game of the world or anything, but those games were never the greatest. games in the world. That's what it's really fun. Masterpiece, come on, man. I love that it's just a lore accurate fighting game that makes no effort to be balanced. I love that. That's awesome. Actually, I prefer... I prefer that sometimes.

Sometimes I'm like, you know, just keep it fucking wacky. For games, I need to be wacky, you know? Like, sometimes the Halo 2 where they're just like, oh, the sword's broken, whatever. Yeah. Who cares? The sword lunge? That sword lung. You could zoom in with a sniper and then switch real quick, and then lunge a kind of, like,

sniper distance. No. It's like the vast. Vanguard charge. Yeah, literally. Actually, just straight up. As long as your reticle was read and you like timed it right, like, it's the fun of shit. It's so funny. I would try to do that shit and I fucking slam a room when they're just like, this is so, I know they're not having fun at all.

People that are fighting me and like this is motherfucker. Why can't I do shit like that? Yeah. Yeah, it's fun. I like broken shit. Yeah. She peeping on my, oh, yeah, I read that already. Sweeney showers and sneakers.

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I saw this. Yeah, that's normal. I feel like this is a little bit much. It looks kind of like a witch hand. Well, but if you see the fucking outline, I see that at the heart. Like,

it works. But seeing that thing makes me want to just cut the fingertips off, you know? I grew up at this. Yeah, that one's the best one heart. And then this is the new one. This is fucking crazy. Yeah,

that makes me want to like, what are you Italian? What the fuck is that? Yeah, I think if you do that, you should be murdered. This will, you know,

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