The Snark Tank - #28: Shame Dawson

Episode Date: July 10, 2020

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back to the Snark Tank podcast. I'm Chris Raygun, and we're here once again with Tom Sweeney and Derek some black guy, black man. Hey, what up? What's going on, everybody out there? It was good. What's going on our Snarkalaptics? It's been a minute. We haven't recorded. I actually don't know how long it's been since we've recorded because it's been such a hectic amount of time. But it's been about two weeks. Sweeney and I have moved into a new place A place that is significantly better Already

A one bedroom apartment We live in a shed It's real dark We live in a shed behind the Denny's And we have But we have fiber optic internet We have Google Fiber That's where you reallocated the money

From the utilities of the apartment Straight to Yeah and then we just shout out It's a fucking hole. It's this shallow hole, too. It's not even that deep. It's like, it's like maybe five inches deep. You know, yeah, it's not even that.

It's like, you know when you get like a cup from like a McDonald's or something? You know the little bubbles on top that you push in? It's like that deep. It's that deep in relation to the service. It's basically just on the fucking surface. But anyway, it's been a minute. We apologize for missing a week. I don't like missing weeks.

We had initially planned on recording two episodes in the same day, but the schedule got a little fucked up, and then my mic cable got destroyed during the move. I don't know what they all have it, but my mic stopped working, so I had to wait for a new mic to come in. So things were late. Things should be back up to normal now. I don't foresee any random delays from here on out.

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it really is like I don't even know how I managed to do it for as long as I was doing I'm really upset I'm really upset that I'm learning how to do and it's like this shit does not seem fun at all.

It just seems like fucking tedious, tedious work. And I'm like, oh, man. Dude, the only time it's fun is when, when you're working on something that you know is going to, like, gonna slap. It's like a banger. Like, oh, this is really funny. This is really good.

Other than that, like, I'm like, fuck this. I don't want to do this. Oh, cool. Sponsors. Like, video, I feel like there's more fun to be had just because, like, there's more to work with. But with audio, it's just like, you're just listening to the same conversation you had before.

You're like, and you're, And you actually have like less context than you had when you were having the conversation. Because you don't know what the fuck movements you're making. You don't know what the fuck they're doing. It's just all audio. And it's just so, it's so much more bland. Yeah. Than editing video.

Editing is not fun. That's not a fun time. No, no, no. But we do it for you. Yeah. So what do we do it for you? So last, the last episode was a last of a spoiler cast. We got a lot of questions about it, but I don't really want to get into it until it's like a little bit

later on. We could like do a recap of like some of people's, because people had, people took some issues with some of the things that we were saying, even though, even though, uh, I think they were pretty, yeah, we all, we all hit, we all hit the right marks. Like, I think we all had different opinions about it. But every opinion was like, uh, well, people, people were like, uh, well, I don't want to get into it because it's, it's just going to be another spoiler. So we're, we're not going to get into spoilers again. Uh, this one is just going to be a lot questions, but a lot of things have happened in the last, like, two weeks that I feel like we probably should probably should talk about. Because apparently, Shane...

Oh my God, that shit. Oh, my Lord. Okay. So, so Shane Dawson, Tati Westbrook, and James Charles are in the news again because hell world is real. And there's really no escape from this fucking community that I, I haven't watched a single, a full. fucking single makeup video in my entire life. I have not. I've seen Face Off that show where they do like the movie prosthetics on like sci-fi. Where John, what's it called?

I thought you met the fucking movie with Nicola Cage. I like that movie. Yeah, I was like, yeah, I've seen that too. That was pretty good. I've seen that too, but it's not quite the same.

It's not quite the same as this shit. So I don't even really know what happened, but I guess Shane Dawson got like Uber cancelled because like a lot of videos came out of him just like making a lot of really specific jokes about children Yeah it's it's not

The problem with the problem with Shane Since he's such a like he The way that he portrays himself now Uh people almost like his audience I guess couldn't really believe that he used to be super Uber edgy like that and say all those stupid tasteless jokes that, that, you know, that even me, like, I don't usually joke with children.

That's not really my lane, but I know people like, James Gunn did. Remember that? You guys remember that? Yeah, that shit's wild to me. Some people do shit like that. But Shane's getting hit extra hard because people are just like, I can't believe Shane would do something like that. Meanwhile, there's like some degenerate type of comedians or whatever that you'd be like,

oh, of course they said that. You know what I mean? Shane Dawson has, like, he did this, like, complete 180 where he was like, He did blackface multiple times, dude. Like several, like several times. There's too many times. Once is already like, ah, you know, what do you do it really? I can't contextualize a good reason why you can use blackface.

Yeah, Tropical Thunder. Yes, but like, okay, okay. R.D.J. gets the pass, all right? He can say to N word too. I don't give him. I don't really care. I give him, I give him that. gets the Edward pass for at least

at least a few months. Like he's got it. He's got unlimited usages. But like, but like, Tropic Thunder, Trropic Thunder is literally about how stupid black faces. And like that character is like,

just a complete asshole. Like the whole fucking time. But he's like the... He never said to Edward, right? I wish he did. I wish he did. That would have been great. That would have been great

because that would have been ice me on the cake but he would have never been ironed. That would have been pretty great. It would have been great. I wouldn't love him the way he is now. So. haven't been blackface Maybe it could have been

War machine I'm fucking sweet Oh, but yeah, I don't know I think I do think there is a difference Between like Mammy shit

Like you know what I mean Like the the mammy blackface And just like something like Oh yeah, of course Even as like stupid and tasteless As like the Jimmy Kimmel stuff is And like the Jimmy Fallon stuff was Where he was like impersonating Chris Rock

I was like Eh, that's really stupid and you should have really had some foresight before doing that. But, like, I don't put it in the same category as, like, some, some dude painting white over his lips. Like, I, look, you know, look, I am the king of making fun of things that probably shouldn't be made fun of. You know, I'm really, I really, I really go to extra miles sometimes, you know. But, like, I understand where to step, you know. And kids, kids are not the place to go.

never go to children. Because once you make one joke about kids like that, your person, elitates just one asshole to be like, this isn't funny, I'm gonna get him. And they can make a whole 30 minute video about how fucking pedophilic you are

and how terrible you are. But the thing is that Shane has a lot of it. So they can make hour long documentaries about that shit. It's so much of it. It's the sheer volume of it. And just how frequently, how frequently it's like, way more frequently thought about it.

It's like, holy. fuck this happened that many times yeah like i remember i remember watching i never really watched jane dawson but i was familiar with him back in the day and i remember that that was the kind of stuff that he did like yeah it's whatever you know like that that wasn't even like come across my radar back then because it was just like ah he's just some edgy dude on on youtube it's fine like whatever uh but seeing it all like compiled it's is really not flattering it's really not flattering it looks really bad right literally a fucking kitty didler or anything but like

you should have the foresight to know that like the volume of those jokes aren't going to paint you in the most faithful that's the one thing that I worry about is not even worry it's wonder that when you you have to have some sort of like self-awareness if you make

a specific type of joke seven times on people. They're like, oh, you keep doing that. You're like, oh, you keep doing that. Like, it's weird that you don't think, like, I, yes, I'm sure in somebody's lifetime, they've made a really fucked up joke at a child's expense saying something wild. And you're like, whoa, just to get a reaction.

But, I mean, if that's your stick, I'm going to be like, I don't want this guy around my kids are, or I don't want this guy around kids in general. I just, I just, I'd be much safer if it was not in a room with kids. There was no kids around this guy. Please, someone get on that. I would. Yeah, so I don't think he, I mean, but yeah, yeah, I mean, the mess of thing is like, you never really know at the end of the day. But like, I don't know, like, yeah, you never really know.

Yeah, but I don't know. Like, I've heard a lot of insane jokes, like, frequently from people who I just know are just normal fucking people who just have like, fucks and stuff. That's very true. That's our whole house, actually, Jrupid. It's just one, it's just the thing about, like, to televise. That's true. You know? To broadcast. Some things deserve to be left behind in your house with no one to see.

Yeah. There are jokes that Sweeney and I will make to each other in the house that, like, we know for a fact. It's like, oh, we can't say this. Oh, yeah. I'll get canceled. I'll actually get canceled for the shit. You can't post it? You can't do anything?

Can I just say the amount of 9-11 memes that I have curious? Oh, 9-11's fine. And I'm just like, I can't post this. Like, I would. No, it's, no, trust me. It's still a read-the-room thing. There's still enough people on the internet. I saw those towers fall like a fucking game of jenga.

Come on, my brother. Come on. That shit's fucking fine to me, man. Like, I saw the towers go from standing up to laying down like a fucking, like a, like a World Star video. Like, that shit is fine. I don't, I did. It happened a long time ago and it was kind of fucked, but like, whatever. We got the guy who did it.

I agree. I agree. I just feel like people get mad. Like, I want to post this fucking, like, I have this gift. I love this gift of Will Smith dancing on the towers as they're toppling. World Trade Center is now the American version of the Paris catacombs, all right? It's not a big deal. Get the fuck over it.

This is a bunch of skulls and bones at the bottom of the fucking paris. It's a bunch of skulls and bones. It's like a whole pathway. What is the story of that, though? Is it literally just people died down there and they made a fucking tunnel out of their dead body? Dude, it's a lot. It's a lot. I think it's the largest mass burial in the world, if I'm mistaken.

It's a mass burial that they, it's so massed that they. made the structure out of the dead people? I think so. I don't just like skulls and the walls and shit. I don't know exactly the whole story, but I'm pretty sure it's like a gigantic, like, just grave where people was once upon a time. Something happened in Paris.

People were underground. They got killed in the ground, maybe. They were like, I'll just pick a grave out of this. You know Europeans are weird. Yeah, I think there were like, there was like a mass like baguette factory down there and it exploded. That shit is so.

That shit is so fucking. The great baguette massacre of. The mass baguette mass baguette. massacre of 97. Sockrey blood. They got fucking rocks fell on top of him. Oh, no. My baguettes, no.

Oh, shit. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for all our French viewers out there. It's funny, though. It's funny, you know? Yeah, all six of our French viewers. Hey. Yeah, you guys are.

funny people. You guys don't mind to come free country and shit. So come on. Just pointing out a fact about where the French are such losers. The French are such losers. Even their fucking clowns suck, bro. Even their clowns

can see. That shit is crazy. It's crazy. That is pretty bad to have the worst type of clown. Your clowns are sad. Because you guys lost to Germany twice. Wait, hold on a second, hold on a second. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on a second.

Wait a minute. Are there clowns worse or are there clowns better? Because a clown, like a mime at least doesn't speak. But the thing about, the thing about mimes is that they're silently intrusive. And that just leaves, that just leaves like unnecessary tension hanging in the air. A clown's making noise so you can hear a clown coming. But a mime will just show the fuck up and then put one of those invisible walls or the one of those ropes that you're like, well, fuck, now I'm involved with this fucking monochrome piece of shit fucking with my day. I kind of can't

Like a fucking walk with their stupid ass shoes You know you can fucking find a clown You can easily spot a clown And you know Fucking air his head out But of mine They're monochromes So they kind of blend it with everything

That's what? You know black and white Kind of goes with everything Where do you live? Do you live in shillardess? What kind of monochromatic person Is blending in with everything? Black and white kind of goes with everything

You know So it's like This guy could just be like Hanging out somewhere They could just be dressed as Corrella de Ville today. You know, I don't know if it's a fucking mime or not. And then bam, it's some fucking, some fucking, some fucking, some fucking, some fucking vowal silent clown dress as a fucking Dalmatian. I feel like I would rather deal with a mime than a clown because a clown is just an irritating presence and they accost you with items.

They'll like make a little balloon dog or like a snake balloon animal and then they'll hand it to you. And now you have something you have to dispose of. It's like now your responsibility to, fucking get yourself out of the situation. A mime just stands where he is and like pretends things around him are real. That's true, but it doesn't really do much of anything. The thing about a mime is that a mime silence. Silence sometimes speaks volumes, you know?

And like, I just don't like, I just don't like the way they look. I don't like their fucking attire. I just want them, I just don't want them near me. I don't want them in the same world I exist in. You know? I hate clowns. Why don't you? I hate clowns.

You like a clown? Hold on. You like a clown's attire more than. A mimes? I like a mimes color palette more than a clown. But I just, clowns are just garbage. Like if there was a mass culling of clowns,

like if that whole fucking clown, like crazy clown thing got right out of hand and people started like hurting clowns, I'm not saying I would get involved, but I'm saying if you look deep enough, you could find some place where I was, I was present.

I would have, I would love to see every single clown in a planet get tied to two horses and the horses got to go separate ways. Every single one one. The clowns have to watch the other clowns get fucking

what is it called again? Get fucking harmonica. What is the fucking weapon? Not the weapon. The fucking instrument called. They have like keyboards on the sides and they get accordion to they rip so they fucking rip open. I'll get a chordian. I can yot every clown

to fucking kill it. I don't hate that. I don't hate that. much but like I would I still would rather deal with a mine I feel like a my favorite sound is the fat the sound of a fucking baseball bat bringing over a cloud's head that is my favorite sound Jesus fucking Christ right well I don't know how we got it's wintering but I guess it's loosely related because it is makeup community drama and there's nothing I mean I I I'm oh beautiful circle man beautiful all my heart I fucking hate I think it's a disease

I think it I think it's really, really bad It's really, really bad It's really really bad for female perception It's really, I think it's really bad No, it's not man It's not Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, no, no

Because it's the same thing with those fucking right wingers that are all We got to eradicate porn It's like, dude, moderation Why can't people just do things in moderation? You can have a little bit of makeup Just a little bit I've witnessed

I've witnessed it firsthand girls Who cannot leave their homes without makeup because they don't like the way they actually look. And that shit is they, it's, and the thing is this. I agree with it. Totally. I hate that. Like, I understand the cosmetic makeup as an art.

I understand putting a little bit of stuff over or conceal over. Like, if you're having a breakout or X, Y, and Z reviews, I don't have a little bit of it. But the thing is that the people that promote it are promoted to children mostly, therefore making these kids believe that the way they naturally look is not right. They have to cover themselves. I, I, I just, I hate it. I just fucking hate it. I don't like this. I don't like it at all.

I understand some women need makeup to conceal their blemishes. But like you shouldn't need, you shouldn't feel like you need to cover. Like, I'm not the best looking. I'm not an ugly guy, I'd say. I'm not the best looking. But you don't see me covering myself off. Yeah, well, yeah. Amen.

Women like me. So that's enough, I guess. But shut up. I'll kiss you. Okay. All right. Yeah. Dan don't throw me with a good time, bitch

I'm not a fan of it, that's me personally Look at makeup, I like makeup, but I like My very, like, I love winged Eyeliner, like I love shit like that Like winnowlinger, it looks kind of fucking edgy, I like it Yeah, whatever bitch, it's, it's, it's That's not, anyway, you're a fucking retard Or you're in R word, excuse me

Yeah, real good, trying to, try to, yeah, we don't want to get Real good job, real good job covering that up Anyway, I think I just stand by my moderation thing I think that it's nice to throw on a little bit of something If you choose, because there's plenty of women that don't need anything Really, I don't think they

Any need anything at all But I think it's fine if they want to put on a little bit of something But then there's women that go overboard And then they feel like they need to keep up with that And one thing that bothers me way more than makeup, though Is filters Is Snapchat and Instagram filters I think of the same route of thing

I've noticed They are They definitely are And I've noticed a lot of women That I know personally Do not take pictures without filters now And it drives me nuts So I'm just like

Can I see your real face please? Like you look pretty But they think they don't They think they have to smooth their face To the point where You look like you're like Chris If you took your fucking glasses off That's how you'd like you see them right

Like they're so blurry and smooth Like that's what they look like To me Just don't exist You're like barely a person You're just a porcelain bitch. I just... Yeah, I don't know.

Like, makeup... Exactly. I can't feel bad about that whole thing. About like, oh, yeah, I don't feel good about myself. I gotta put on makeup. I, I feel... I look terrible.

And I don't... I don't get makeup because I just... I feel stupid wearing it. So I just... I just go outside looking like a piece of shit... I'm just okay with what I guess. I can trim down, I guess. I'm supposed to...

I'm supposed to... I'm supposed to feel bad about like, oh, poor you, you feel bad about yourself, but you can fix yourself in like five minutes. Big... You're so fucking... You're such a bitter, fucking, you're such a bitter self-focused, man.

I don't care, fuck you. It's hard for me, too. Of course I'm self-focused. That's the purpose of yourself. Just to be self-focused. All right, next time you're hungry, go feed somebody else. And then just not, look it, look it. Look, look, look, all I'm saying is that this, all right?

You can care about other people, but you got to remember that they're tools. You need to care about your tools. You need to care about your pawns so you as the king survives. I gotta say, all right? The pawns need to survive too. You know, you gotta feed your ponds. You gotta make sure they don't run into a bunch of knights. Make sure they watch out for bishops.

But you remember, they're your tools. Let those motherfuckers fall so you can survive. I don't even know where this came from. Are you okay? I've been watching a lot of like really edgy anime lately. It's changing the way I think about shit. What did you say? Edgy anime?

I just, there's something that just doesn't sit right with me with those two words put together. Well, like Egy anime Because I feel like I feel like I just feel like Like all anime is like

Death Note is very It's a very edgy story It's a very edgy story Is it though We laugh at it It's like they look like bitches To me it's like I wouldn't say edgy

I would say angsty Like light is just a little angsty bitch And he's like Is there really these things And you're gonna get what you deserve Is there really a fundamental difference though

Between edgy and angstey It's just kind of different Edgey is just when Angsty grows up I guess I think so I think, I think, I don't think so. I kind of think so. I think kids think they're edgy, but they're not.

And I think, I think they're just very angsty and stupid. And then adults grow up, right? And then there's still some of them that like to be edgy. I don't know, man. Because I feel like, because I feel like angsty is like just edgy but for kids. And like people, people who are like angsty and they grow up and they don't change, they don't want to admit that they're angsty because that sounds too childish. So they say that they're edgy because that sounds less childish, even though it's just equivalently the same.

The same concept is that you're older now, so it looks stupider on you. It's just like, wouldn't it be cool if I'd kick the baby down the street? And it's like, yeah, yeah, all right, you're, you're... You'd get a laugh from me. You'd get a laugh from me, but it wouldn't be like, oh, shit, that's cool. I'd be like, oh, fuck, I can't believe somebody kicked a baby down the street, like a fucking soccer ball. I don't know. When you're, like, Kempstar and you're like 48, and you're like...

I don't think he's 48, dude. He's like 38, I don't know, he's fucking ancient. Like 38. No, you're right. I think he's 38, actually. in internet years. No, it is old. Yeah, it's old internet time.

I forgot. It's like, when you're your keen star, you're acting all edgy, it's like, it's just so embarrassing to look at. Because it's just the same, like, I just see the kid in school who's just like, look how cool I am. I don't like anything. I don't like anybody. And I only have like two friends.

We all fucking sit in the bathroom, smoke weed and scream to N-word. It's like, fuck, dude. Chill out. Those are the kind of kids I wouldn't even fight. I'm like, these guys are just going to fucking bring a gun to school. I'm not going to fight these guys. Like, it's no point. Let them be their, let them, let them,

be the kings of the school. I just don't, I don't need a mass culling because of me. Well, anyway, Shane Dawson was canceled and that's the thing that's the thing that happened. Dude, the whole smash community thing, have you guys heard about that? Oh, the smash community thing is wild. Have you heard about that? I haven't heard about the smash community, but I've heard about every other community, like, just gaming in

general, and it's, it's wild. Dude, it's everywhere. It's in every type of community and medium. It's wild. It's pretty crazy. It's so fucking insane. The smash, the smash community got decimated. Like, I'm pretty sure, like, every single person.

Dude, apparently, in popular us. In popular. You don't know, apparently a lot of our smash

players have been involving themselves with children sexually. A lot of them. Like, apparently

quite a lot. Oh, I didn't know that. God damn. And it's insane. Apparently there was one female smash player

who was an adult sleeping with a 14-year-old. 14 or 15-year-old. It's like, oh, wow. That's insane. Yeah.

It's, It's wild because, like, I just don't understand. I can't comprehend, right? Not, like, being at the level that some of these people are at, right? They're, like, on stage, they're, like, doing these, like, big tournaments. They're, like, widely known in their respective communities. It's so difficult for me to believe that they just can't pull people their age, you know? Like, what is that?

Well, especially when it comes to, to me, I even think that when it comes to women, when a woman is older and she gets a younger dude, it's specifically for that very reason because like I've said before to a lot of people I'm like most women could just walk into a store and go to a guy and be like hey you want to go to my car and bang real quick these guys are fucking idiots and nine times out of ten

that the dude's gonna be yes meaning that it's so meaning that it's easier yeah very easy for women to get men if they so choose to do so if they so choose to do so so when you see shit like that happens I'm always like, this has nothing to do with,

oh, I can't find somebody or this person was just there for me. I'm like, no, you specifically wanted that. And obviously, I think there's some of that for men too. But I think it's much more for women just because I know there's a lot of fucking in-cells and stupid people that have no charisma that just go after young kids and teenagers

because they're so easy to manipulate or something. I would say it's a baseline, no fame, no outward kind of, extraneous factors in play, a woman could probably land a man a lot easier. A woman can, but I think it's also because of the fact that most men are just fucking horn dog idiots. So it's easier.

That's what I'm saying. But what I'm saying, this is what I'm saying. Like, as a baseline, it's like, yeah, like, your average, your average like, uh, porista at like Starbucks is like would, would do pretty damn fine. But like, where these people are, they're like,

relatively famous. You know what I mean? So, like, they're at, they're at, like, barista plus level, you know? Like,

they're barista level three, probably, you know, because just by being famous. So, like, I just don't understand, dude.

I guess I just don't understand the, the, the, the, the general mindset of just like, oh,

yeah, they're 18. It's just, it's, because I think that's immediately kind of creepy, even though it's,

like, legal, just because, of just the sheer like difference in brain power and just like understanding of like even like a 22 year old is like you don't know what the fuck you're doing you know in comparison to like a 30 year old or like a 28 year old even that i feel like it's just like what how do you make that work i don't know i don't really to me in my opinion i don't really like i know people are so vastly different and have different world experiences and there's people that grow up infinitely quicker than other people like say

especially somewhere where it's really expensive to live where a lot of people might stay with their parents much longer than other places that are very rural where they can afford very small places be independent much quicker yeah yeah like say i think there's a vastly different lived in things so i think there's a lot of variables and i don't really like focus on that oh this person is 22 oh i personally definitely focus on how are they together it doesn't make any sense to me like i'm like i couldn't see with someone that's younger than 21 or 22 maybe even maybe even 23 actually i just can't i can't think of it it's not it's it's not like a criminal it's not like a it's not like a criminal thing it just seems arbitrary to me

like i don't know arbitrate to me like i'm in a relationship so i don't really think about it that mind i don't really think about it but like it's i think it would become arbitrary because eventually adults is adults you know like that's a that's a adult just like i'm an adult so like it's not it's not that much of a it's not that much of a thing but i i just i'm just saying like from my perspective it's just like ah you know i i i just know where i was it like 22 and i'm just like fuck that's so you you reference it yourself. That's very true. It's idea. Yeah, you self-reference and like, but, but the age thing is more of a factor when it's like,

that makes sense. Somebody like, Crystal Leone. Well, see, that's what freaks me out is when someone specifically going after a certain age group. It's not like you just happen to fall in love with somebody who happens to be like five or six years younger or whatever the fucking case is where it's like, oh, I see a pattern here. Wait, wait, what was the case with that? Was it like actually like underage people? Okay. Let's step back because so there was allegations and there was a large collection of tweets like a thread of this woman and collecting other emails and Facebook, what do you call it, instant messages and Instagram DMs, all this stuff from Chris Scalia.

When you would travel and do his shows, he would like hit these girls up or whatever and try to hook up with them. And so what this girl was saying, she alleged that, oh, Chris was trying to hit us up and groomed me and stuff when I was 16 at the time or blah, blah, blah, all this stuff. Now, maybe a couple weeks later, Chris came out and he disproved, I think, like, at least three of the allegations where he's like, no, they're lying. Like, one of the girls, you had to be 18 or over to be at the show, so he assumed she was of age. And then when he found out she was underage, he was like, oh, you have to be 18 by. And then the other instances as well. and one of these girls, when she was of age, she hit him back up, like, hey, I'm 20-something now, I'm DTF.

So he disproved these. However, there's a myriad that he didn't disprove, and it shows like he's, like, still usually going after these young girls that are just, just illegal. And I'm like, you're fucking playing with fire, bro. What are you doing? Yeah, so that's the thing. It's like, if you're, yeah, that's the fact. I forgot to mention that. The disparity.

If a 30-year-old, if a 30-year-old wants to sleep with, like, a 21-year-old, it's like, whatever. Like, I couldn't, but I don't think it's, like, fucking... I wouldn't, like, be like, oh, what a fucking crazy, like, what a psycho. I don't understand how this guy's mind works. I wouldn't be, like, psycho-analyzing him. But, like, a 40-year-old with, like... That's, like, a whole...

That's a whole... That's two decades, man. You already lived her life twice. You lived her life twice already. That's insane already. That's just, I can't. Yeah. And it's just, it's a bit much. For me, it's the generational thing.

There's so much, so much of the relevance that I have a conversation with my girlfriend is because we're from the same generation. So the beginning of us even talking to each other is balance of each other, like, oh, do you remember this, that stuff like that? So the simple, like, building up the relationship was based on similar experiences due to our age group and references we can make to each other. So, like, not having that is weird. Not only that, but, like, I feel like, you know, as, as tech,

continuously evolves and increases like at a faster rate, I feel like the generational divide is actually, like, wider than it usually is. I feel like if you were born in, like, if you were born in, like, the 30s, I feel like,

you know, you could probably relate a lot more to your parents than, like, somebody born in, like, the 2000s could, you know, just because I feel like less was different over that period of time. I feel like definitely the time period, like, what would be wild, like, if you were born in, like,

the 40s and in the 60s, Like that was like a jump where like it was a different world between those two periods of time. And then definitely. Yeah, yeah. I would say our parents in the 80s. That's because of television. And that's that's television, rock and roll. That's like that's a lot of like things of cultural touchstones that happen.

The parents are born in the 70s, I guess. And then the kids being born in the 90s. Because particularly in the 90s, so much changed so fast. Yeah, yeah. Then exploded. But, but just like 1995 in 1995 in 2009. are such vastly fucking different years

Yeah, they're pretty different. Like, it's like 1995 and 1985 they're different in like the way the culture is, but like ultimately like a kid is still probably doing the same shit in 1985 in 1995.

I feel like... They might have like a different thing that they're doing but it's basically the same shit. They're outside being like fucking hooligans. Yeah. You know, that's pretty much what it is. In 2005 kids are like fucking trading.

Pokemon and they've got fucking Yu-Gi-Cards and shit. What the fuck is this world? Like it's just so, it's such a vastly different place. And now it's like, I can't even I can't even begin to understand. I can barely relate. Because I don't know, because I don't know what it would be like to have access

to the internet as like a fucking five-year-old. I can't even contemplate that. It makes no sense to me. I can't, I can't retroactively fit that into my brain. So like just. I regularly get a, yeah, I probably be a completely different person. I need to take a break from this. It should It's fucking crazy.

I couldn't imagine having it my whole life. Dude, and because of that, the way that we grew up with it, it's very easy to step away, you know, because we didn't have it. Like, there was the fucking, like, there was, I grew up with the family computer in the, in the, in the, in the, in the, in the, in the den with dial up. And I could go on for a lot, a little bit at a time. And then my brother would have to get on or whatever the fuck. And then I would go and go about my other business.

So it's, I, there's people that I know now that are maybe like 10 years younger, something in the early 20s or whatever. whatever the fuck, that they can't, they have to check their shit at all times. And even if like things are so dire, they're still just putting up with it and poisoning their fucking minds, man. Like, I notice when I'm like, I need to take a break from some shit. Like, I recently got into some, some true crime shit. And like, that YouTube stuff.

And I, I benched on it two separate occasions. And I remember like a few hours into it. I was like, I feel like shit. And I couldn't like really subconsciously. I was feeling like shit and I was like, but I couldn't really pinpoint and then I realized I'm like, it's this shit that I'm watching. Like it's so it's so fucked up that it's really it's draining me and I'm like dude, I can't fucking, I gotta take like a long ass break from this stuff. And I think people don't realize that stuff. They're like constantly poisoning their minds with fucking Twitter and Instagram and like you say with makeup dude, uh, they, those girls see that shit all the time and they see the girls with the fucking filters.

Yeah. And it's not even really that far beneath. And I'm like, man. Like, you know what I mean? It's like there are people who are just like even just like four years younger who are. who are like just to act completely completely different. In a way though, like I almost feel like our generation is fucked up because of that because we never had like a consistent standard for like how things used to be.

Like now at least like, you know, a kid's just going to have the internet and it's just going to be like a consistent thing. But like when I was growing up it was like, oh, the internet doesn't exist. Oh, now it's here. Now it's like really slow. Oh, now it's really fast. Now everybody has a smartphone. And it's like, what?

Like there was like no stability in like the way everything worked. It was like just kind. And I feel like that's honestly, I genuinely think that that's probably like a big reason why like a lot of people in our generation are just like fucking mentally just fucked. Like they've got like anxiety disorders and like panic disorders. That's because of the fact is that like I think for for not so much for me, my problems come from this shit. I just repress. But like for a lot of people, there's just the idea is that when you're going through the fundamental ages of like you really becoming your own person, we saw so much people. So many people have all these fantastic things and be like.

And we saw on television people like, oh, this is what you have to do with you, like, all that stuff. That it gave us this weird idea, like, since we're not doing that or if we're not able to do that, like, we're fucking broken. We're fucked up. We can't live our lives right. Yeah, we had a lot of like Steve Jobs and Bill Gates. This guy dropped out of college and he was able to do this. And it's just like, fuck, I'm still in college. And I'm like 26.

And like, this fucks with my mind because why the fuck is it's not working for me? And like, I did all this stuff when I got a degree and I graduated and I still can't find a job. Like, what's wrong with me? And then like, our parents who come from that old era definitely don't have. help that mentality either. Because like even for like my girlfriend, my girlfriend is a, she graduated like with a bachelor's degree in engineering and she minored in business. And her father is always like, how come you can't find a job? You don't want to find a job. You're not working hard enough. She's like, no, that's not the case that there's no job. This market sucks dick. But they don't get it. Like even my

grandmother. Oh yeah, they don't understand. Yeah. Yeah. My grandmother was like, well, Kingsen, why aren't you back in school you could be doing this? It's so easy to go to school and get into these schools. I'm like, grandma, it's not easy. It was. It was. easy maybe in the 80s to get a degree. They can't fathom, they, they, they can't fathom a lack of opportunity, I think, is what it is. It's just like, because it's just not how Americans really think of things. Dude, I, my, like my mom, she didn't really understand how much applying for things

is digitally now. And, uh, because when I was, when I was a teenager, I would just go to places. I'd go to the mall and fill out applications and then try to talk to the manager or whatever. And then 10 years later, that shit is almost God, where it's, you log on to their website and fill out their stuff and do a questionnaire or whatever. And I remember at one point, I moved in with my mom and she was living in Arizona at the time. And I was like, I need to get a job ASAP. So I'm going on Craigslist. I'm going on everything. I'm filling out all these online applications. She's like, why aren't you like going out and getting shit? And I was like,

no, yo, it's not how it works. I'm like, I can't walk into the Amazon facility and be like, Can I get a fucking application? I would be home all day, like, applying to stuff. And then my parents would be like, why aren't you out looking for a job? It's like, yo, I, all day. You know, I did this all fucking day. Yeah, like, you haven't done shit. I'm like, exactly. It's, uh, it's, it's, it's definitely different.

Like, I don't know, man. Just, I, I talk about this a lot just because I think it's, like, an interesting time period. But just like, just how quickly things have shifted. Just five years, dude. Five years, dude. Just how few. Just how five years, man. Like, when I, when I started high school, I went into, I started high school in,

I left in 2011. When I started high school, nobody, like a few people had cell phones. Like a few of my friends. Like, maybe like three of them had cell phones. And they were like, obviously like the old like Motorola razor,

like the flip phones or like the chocolate. Or like those really budget friendly like phones that you would flip and they would be made out of stickers and fucking balsa would with a fucking radio antenna. And like some people had them, but like most people didn't. And by the time I graduate, by the time I graduated,

everybody had some kind of smartphone everybody had some kind of you know thing in their pocket that could just like give them the answers to every test like immediately like without even questioning like and teachers wouldn't teachers didn't know about it they were just like what what is that you could do

I remember I cheated on like so many tests in my last year because I just I was able to and they didn't think that you could do that you know they thought that they thought anytime they caught you with your phone they assumed that like somebody was texting you the answers but it's like no man I'm going to shit.

I'm getting a shit from the fucking milk. I'm on the fucking cow. And it's just like that, that drastic shift in just my time in high school. Like, that's just in one place. Like, throughout, like, the entire, like, world shit was changing even faster

in, like, way different ways. And it's hard for, like, a parent to relate to somebody of our, that was in our position. Because it's just such a vastly different world. It's terrifying. I feel like we'll probably have a better time or like people who are kids now who grew up with the internet are probably going to have a way

easier time relating to their kids than probably weird yeah absolutely absolutely they're going to be more of the uh the best friend dynamic that a lot of parents strive for but there's such a disconnect because you know you don't understand me and uh i think a lot of that will will fade and hopefully for sure the parent will still be a parent that whole best friend shit is the worst bro the whole best friend shit parenting is the worst it always breeds some of the fucking like your your parents It's not your best friend. But you're not when you're a kid. I'd rather you be doing,

I'd rather you be getting high on crack cocaine here and not outside where you're in danger. When I became like, when I got like my, like 22, right before I moved, it was like when my grandmother was like, this is like, my grandma was like one of my good friends.

My grandmother as a person I like, other than her being the person that raised me, I love her for that. But her being a person, I understand. She's a good, she's a cool person. That's not the case when you're growing up. You shouldn't think that. You could think that.

Yeah. You should come to realize that. Oh, my dad, my dad is very reasonable. And he has a cool personality. And I love him because he takes care of me. And he like, he tries to understand where I'm coming from. So that's my dad. He's a good person.

You shouldn't be like, oh, my dad's so cool, man. Me and my dad smoke weed and play Xbox together. It's like no. You're fucking your kid up. There's going to be a moment where your kid's going to fuck up. You're going to have to discipline. I'm going to be. What the fuck are you doing?

You do this. You do this dumb shit with me. Yeah. It's like the boss, it's like the boss dynamic where it's like you can't really be friends with your boss. It doesn't work. Not while they're your boss. It's just, it doesn't work. Because you, you don't really command a respect as a friend. Like, you just don't. You can admiration. You command like. Adoration and friendship. Yeah, you, you, you, you respect them in, um, you, you, you exhibit human decency towards your friends, but you don't necessarily, like, have some kind of like, uh, uh, semblance of respect for them. And in the way, that you would have respect for like a parent figure or like a boss.

So like if any time like your boss tries to be like, hey man, you got to come into work on time and you're just like, no, man, come on. Like come on, dude, it's not that big of a deal. If you feel comfortable, if you feel comfortable saying that, then they're not your boss. Although that might just be in fairness if we're trying to like look inward a little bit. It could just be the fact that like we grew up with parental figures who grew up in a time that was very, very much like that. very much like, oh, we know, we're not going to be cool people.

We're going to be like borderline authoritarian. I mean, that's, that's very true. But then we do the contrast where we look at the people that are with the opposite of that. Look how just shit they are. Even people in like our age group. I, I, yeah. Yeah, I just think that it's too fucking binary, right? Like, there's no variables.

It's like, it's, it's shit. You can be a very kind and respecting and loving parent. Actually, no, there's, either you're a parent or you're a friend, actually. I take it back, yeah It's hard It's hard to describe But like It's just this general idea of just like

We just kind of think something is appropriate Because it's it's kind of just this Hand me down kind of knowledge Or this hand me down kind of Philosophy where it's like Oh hey, you know Like I remember when I was growing up And I still do to some

To some degree where it's like I do have that kind of Not necessarily the American Dream kind of thing in my head But I do have this idea like Yeah, I'm just going to work super hard you know that's it like and that's that's that's that's that's in my head despite all that I know about like how a lot of the reality of the situation that we're currently in doesn't really reward meritocracy all that much and how like oh yeah it doesn't really make a difference if

you work like super hard or just anything it's like you just kind of have to work smart um even with all that like I still have this like thing in my head because it's like it was instilled to me by my parents who like grew up in like the the heart of that that culture it's like it's like uh popular media too it's like all the cartoons that we grew up watching are fucking cartoons that were made by people who grew up inspired by like fixist cartoons you know what I mean it's it's just this weird kind of like stagnated is it just the runoff effect is just like when you fill up a glass and a glass spills over into the next glass below it is it's like this is how things work because like we don't get all of it we don't get the freshest of it

we get small increments of it into like what we do it's like it's like it went into because remember I went into the whole like um you can be whatever you want to be shit like we were all fed that shit growing up like the kids in like 80s you can do whatever whatever you want, you can be the president one day if you want. And like now we have the ideas that like if our kid wants to do something, we always have the idea like we promote our children. But like a lot of kids aren't good at some things they want to do and you got to be like upfront and tell them about that.

But it's like it's hard. Hard to just tell your kid. Like imagine your kid wants to be like a fucking doctor. You're like, you're like, you're like, dude, you're not becoming a doctor. Imagine breaking your little kid's heart like that. It's like, fuck. No matter how. I mean, there's ways to go about that.

Right. How you're going to really break news like the kid is going to hurt. You can't break the news or something like that. I mean, like it's like... It's not breaking news, bro. You fucking... It's just like basic psychology. When you realize somebody's doing something fucked up, you don't scold them or you

don't try to be like, I hate to tell you that you suck dick. You know, you have to fucking divert the conversation to something and show them that like, hey, you're really good. You're really good. Hold on. You're really good at this. You know, like, oh, dude, I noticed that you're really good at this. You should really look into this more and encourage this path.

when you notice somebody's doing something, you don't have to mention that, hey, you're not smart or I don't picture yourself being a doctor, you encourage this other path. You can avert your brain from understanding it's there. You can very easy be like, well, yeah, I'm good at that, but I don't really like that, you know? It's, dude, it was like me with rapping, dude.

Like, I fucking loved rapping. I fucking, I wanted to be a rapper so bad that I'd stop going to school for it. I'd stop going to school. And then, like, I was just, like, I was just in, like, I was just in my fucking, like, basically, like, fucking with me. And my grandmother came down to, he was like, Kingston, you're just not good at this.

You're just not. Like, this is not your thing. You're better at biology. You're better at chemistry than this. And I was like, what do you mean? And it dawned on because eventually, eventually you have to disface it head on. Nat, see, okay, man, let's see. Look, here's the deal.

Why I don't agree with that? I have a perfect example. There's this, this Arizona female rapper. her name was DG. Remember my friend Ed and his neighbor his neighbor discovered her because they went to school together. There was these kids that were the neighbors and they would come over and they would always talk shit.

And they're like, oh, look at DG. She was like this kind of like, you know, you can tell that she was like a lesbian in the way that she dressed and stuff like that and she was trying to be a little bit hard even though she was in high school. She was terrible. She was so bad it was laughable.

I think people would have told her probably like you should probably go a different route. but years later, I remember me and my friend were talking. I'm talking about maybe like two years ago. Like, dude, remember that chick Diji? And we looked her up on YouTube and she's actually pretty good now. I was actually like, I really respect that she stuck to her grind. And she developed because like a lot of skills.

I've definitely gotten better at it. You can improve and make it better. But like that was not going to be my career. And I had to be just told one day like, yo, dude, get fucking real. Get real, bro. This is it. I don't know, man. Here's the thing, though, that changes.

And that's very, I feel like you know. to this period in time where it's like if somebody told you like hey man look you're just not good at this I would just I would almost turn to them and be like so that's very true like there's so many there are so many people who are successful

at what they're doing and they're just not good at what they're doing let's be I'm I'm I don't throw shade at people that's a good point actually I didn't even consider that rice gum rice gum really really thinks he's a rap My God.

He would be like in his, in his fucking, I'm not going to, I was going to say something way worse. In his mind, I was going to say something that would have got us and trope. But in his mind, he thinks that he's an MC. And it's just like, bro, no, you're not. He's really one of the worst muses, muses since I've ever seen. Ricegum is so terrible. Ricegum is so terrible. And that is not hyperbole.

He's so bad at it that I thought, I thought in my heart of heart. that there was this kid who they got off the street and gave him a script to read with a little bit of melody. If you've heard that, uh, uh, uh, un, it's E-U-N-G, that's how it's spelled. Go look up the un freestyle. It was actually a commercial for, I think, for beats were at a point. It's one of the dopest freestylesles and it's all Korean rappers. I love, it's so dope.

And the beat is- I fucking, I'm listening to him since I was like fucking. Yeah, I know, I know, I know you know, I know you know. I'm talking about the listener. I want them to go check this shit out. I want you to redeem. Don't, yeah, but don't. Actually, it was weird.

I just dumbfounded. I don't need to go on this. I was gonna talk about, I was talking to him a little bit on YouTube for a sec, about some dumb shit. But it's neither here or there. Rice gum is, let me tell you, Ricegum, he doesn't even sound, he sounds like he's talking loudly when he's rapping. Like he doesn't even, like, say, you know how you, you maybe distort your voice. You do something. Like, I think, like, say, for example, I think Kendrick Lamar's the master of that.

He has so many different styles. You can't just pinpoint, like, oh, that's Ken Luke Lamar right off the bat, because he has so many different ways he can sound, so many different tones and so many different melodies he can go with. There's so many different things he can do. The thing is that he doesn't even have a good style. The thing is that a lot of rappers, a lot of rappers have, some rappers have more than one style. Particularly when it comes to East Coast rappers, we have one style. We have straight up just bar. gonna stick hard bars, similes, verbs, fucking double entendre, something like that.

We're gonna just do that. Rice doesn't even have one style he's moderately good at. He's horrible at speaking in general. I just want, I want him to catch a, I want him to catch the fucking fireball throughout my window to the face. I wish it was him walking past. I hate it, dude. I hate, I'm super, super, super passionate about hip-pop music. And when you're bad at it, you shouldn't be doing it because I got the fucking hint.

I was like, hey, I shouldn't be doing this anymore. I'm in the wrong space. But this. But you could have just, you could have just cash in on it. Like rice gum. Like rice gum could have. I do. I really do.

All right. So if you had the opportunity to be like a one hit wonder, like you just had your cranked at. You wouldn't do it. You wouldn't get your cranked at. I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't do it. I'd be like now, now right now, knowing that you were going to get like a hundred million off of this one. In my room recording the snart tank podcast.

I'd be like, nah, bro, I can't do that. I respect hip hop too much. But then I'd see that $100 million check, and it would go into like the conflict. Like, yo, you're going to really do this, Kingston? You're really going to shit on your culture? You're really going to shit on the greatest impact your people have given to this world. This beautiful art form that's gotten you through time and time, hard time after hard time. And I'm going to be like, I would just look at them and I'd be like,

I would start crying because I would know I'm going to destroy. destroy. I know that there's people in the industry that are going to never fuck with me. I'm going to go to an industry party. They're going to look at me. I'm like, oh, you've made that fucking garbage song, right? They're going to turn. They're going to walk away. And I'm going to want to speak to them. And it's going to hurt me. It's not going to be a garbage song,

though. You have a, it's a one hit. It's a wonder. It's a one hit. One hit. One hit wonder isn't something that people hate. One hit wonders. It depends. You're never going to, you're never going to see fucking. You're never going to see Soldier Boy in a picture with Kendra Marr J-Code, Joey Badass, fucking Freddie Gibbs. You're never going to see someone like him in a picture with someone like them,

because they're going to be like, I'm going to walk away from this dude. His guy doesn't respect the art form that we've been curating. I'm curious, though, what would, uh, what would the, I'm sorry. The title of, of that, of that record. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for, I'm sorry for what about to do. That's not a fucking.

That's not a bangor, bro. Like that. It's going to be, Lord forgive me, that's going to be me holding my hands up. With like two angels hands like on my shoulders, like some two pot shit. It's like the Corey Feldman album cover. If you're, if you're going to try to make it a one-hit wonder and just profit off that one track. It's got to be like fucking. It's got to be like, no, no, it's got to be like old town.

It's got to be like Old Town Road. You got to like remix it like a million dollars. Yo, pussy dripping. My water spitting. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Like this shit like that. All right, all right.

All right. All right. Yeah, your grandmother was right. She is right. Let's Um Bop that pussy bitch Pop that bock

Bop that pussy A real homerotic Rattie Let's move on Let's all right So the moral of the story Is that Chris Dalia is canceled

Uh Moral of the story If you can't rap Don't wrap Don't do it Let's move on to some questions Because we Bop that pussy

Bop that busy Bop that busy Bop that busy Yo bust that Pussy Obey right, right, right, right. It's not like this a nightmare to edit. I can make a song to that easily. Oh, my God.

All right, let's see. Fialar Tandry Gutormson, which is still just the name that I struggle with. I just, I can't. I can't figure it out. Subgester, blacksmith, and black knight. Which one of you is the likeliest to resort to cannibalism in a situation dire enough? Also, fuck you, Chris. I know you fear answering my questions because you hate pronouncing my name.

I do, but I'm answering your question now. So fuck you. What do we got here? I'm already picky enough eater that I wouldn't do it. So I think it's you because you just don't care enough from my other people.

You just don't like you don't care like I'm fucking, you're the kind of, I feel like you just don't care like you have the idea of that like I need to survive so much that like I'll just eat this person to survive.

I want to die. So like I don't know. I don't think I'd eat a person. I'm like ah fuck it because I wouldn't. No, I wouldn't. Yeah,

you would. You know how I know because I saw you eat like fucking 10 bagels in a day once. You know what bagels are? bread, not fucking people. Yes. You know what bread is? Extra filling. I already...

You needed 10 fucking full bagels to keep you alive that day. I already don't eat most red meats, really. I could just, I'm just not going to eat people. I don't even eat exotic foods really. I don't even eat seafood. That shit's fucking regularly, fucking ex- No. Now, you would

get hungry. You would get hungry before anyone of them. And I'd be like, man, I really don't want to eat this person. And I would go and I'd try to eat sand or some shit first. Because I was like, I really don't want to eat this person. I'm going to drink fucking seawater. I mean, is it really that crazy? I went up into the ocean and try to fucking go to the bottom and find sea cows or something like that. Sea cows.

That was the first thing on your mind. I wouldn't. I wouldn't eat fucking ill. Ew. I can't even eat fucking venison. I can't even eat venison, bro. Yeah. I mean, I'm not with it.

What do you mean you're not with it? Cannibalism. I'm not with it either. But I, I'm kind of surprised by swamines. I'm not eating a dick. I'm just sucking it. It's a fucking difference. I don't chew on big.

I'm not a fucking monster. I'm the thing is I'm certain that I would last very, very long. Because I, I cannot eat for like a couple days. Like I think Sweeney is, yeah, you need for a couple days. Like where I just, I don't, I can not eat for like a really long time. and I'll be fine. I have acclimated myself perfectly this situation.

But since you have less body fat, your body would need energy fast than anyone else's. Yeah, but I just won't move. That's not how that works. You're fucking job. I just wouldn't move. I'd be mad.

I would observe. I use no energies I wouldn't move. Yeah, that's how energy works. I mean, it is, that does, like, the more energy you insert, the more fuel you need, you're always moving. You're not, no one's ever just still.

No, that's not, that's, that's, that's bull. I'm done with this conversation. I don't care. So Stephen Hawking was moving. His blood was moving and shit. His body, his limbs were moving, but there was still shit going on, bro. His blood.

His blood. What the fuck? If your blood was moving, you wouldn't say he was moving. Your being is never still, Chris. There is no point where you're being. And if anyone agrees with Chris on this, I hope you first. fucking fall down an endless fucking hole. Your being is never still.

You are never still. You don't know my skill, all right? I can pause myself real quick. You know, I didn't blink for three days once? I wish you went blind. I wish you just went blind from not blinking. I mean, I did. I didn't blink for three.

That's why I have my glasses. You know how fucking chapped your eyeballs would be? You'd have fucking chapped eyeballs. That's got to be a record. Oh, they were, look, man, they were crusty, man. but like I made it through the three days. Your eyeballs would be fucking jagged. It would be like a fucking, like a chestnut.

Your eyeballs would like a 20-side dice, bro. You'd be fucking in pain. I just put with corners and shit. That's fucking gross. I don't know. I guess theoretically, like, Sweeney would probably die because he would refuse to eat anyone.

So, like, I would probably just like, Ease that body I'm like, I just don't want to do this I eat your leg at least I just don't want to eat people I don't want to think about that I mean yeah nobody wants Nobody wants to eat people

Well I guess that's not true Cannibal's word I would I would much I'd much rather fucking see who would die First on island I'd probably die first on island too Honestly I'd probably be like yo fuck it This is the best situation

And I can just not be alive Instead of dealing with this best situation So I'll just go do that It's it's so It's so terrible how I've gotten to the point Where living If it's ever becomes a burden that I can't immediately see it exit for, I'll just take my own life.

That's really bad mentality. Yeah, because, yeah, you got a problem. I did not. Whatever. Yeah, but, uh, hey man, it's not my problem, honestly. Cletus, uh, the angry, uh, Cletus the angry pro-life fetus wrote in. He says, uh, what up metal rap, metal, rap, and punk. I guess.

That is good. I like that. My answer, my answer to this question may resists. more with Derek, regardless, what is a musical group or artist that you believe receives way too much hate? My answer is Ghost. No, they're not metal. That does not mean they make bad music by any means, and metal purists are beyond annoying when they talk about Ghost. Oh, I know who I can talk about right now. I have two people I can talk about right now, but... I mean, let me, I'll address that right there. Ghost is in the genre of metal. It's like

people will say, people in the metal community, oh, who's the first metal band? They'll say Black Sabbath. And I'm like, okay, so if Black Sabbath can be metal, why the fuck can't Ghost? Because they don't have a specific type of sound that you think is metal. It's just silly. It's silly. And the weird thing about like these hate bandwagons and weird shit that happens, it's never about the music. It's just about the wave of people because there was a while where the band Ghost,

they were first called Ghost BC. They were blowing up and they got extremely popular. Then they got so popular that people started. to hate on them because they're all of a sudden people are like oh this fucking band that sounds like scooby-do music like they have one song that reminds people of uh of scooby-do music it's called square hammer and uh it just started getting this weird like they're right about it though that's fucking the keyboard and that song it gives very scooby-do vibes and i'm like i get that but all of a sudden now they're the scooby-do band i was like what even is this people are retarded

people are worded you're really fucking bad at that dude it's a force of habit I don't say that word too often but like I guess go for it I say it I say it I say it so often that's the first word that leaves my mouth I don't even come

I don't know where I say You yawn Congratulations that's what you've I mean I guess I can say it though I'm not so it's fine It's way it's way worse But it's a word that's been awarded to me Due to centuries of bullshit

so it's not worse. You can say it, but you... Yeah, exactly. You need to back down. He'd have back down, Chris. It's not... Don't absorb any heat for this. Let's not get into that.

The only other band I would say is... Honestly, they're not. Is Nickelback. They're not as bad as people say. It's just a meme. It's just a meme. Like, I heard that... You're not that bad.

Like, I was like out with Lyle once and he was like, this Nickelback song isn't bad. And it was like, I think it was like, Feed the Machine or something. Which is actually a pretty good song, like, genuinely. Dude, they're single that they're single that they're single that they came out with that everybody discovered them

I think it was called How You Remind Me Like no one had a problem With that song when it came out though It was pretty good song I like this song It's just over saturation Oversaturation will kill anything

That's what it is Like Lil Nas X Like fucking Old Town Road Was just so fucking unavoidable That it became infuriated I like Lil Nas because he's funny Like on Twitter he's hilarious

So I don't have a problem with him at all But like that song Like even as Even as somebody who likes That original song because it's just so fucking weird. I want to touch myself and my booty. Oh, I want to...

Is that a TikTok? I feel like I've definitely heard that before. I don't know. Oh, dude. I agree. Because I was going to say Drake. I was going to say Drake. People give Drake a lot of shit.

But everybody listens to fucking Drake. Like it's a reason why he's the most popular artist ever by miles. I got to call Drake to question why he really good friends with. Look, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not here for this, right? I'm not here for this. What's going on here? Don't lump me into this.

Don't, don't even start. I don't need that energy. Do you think Drake, do you think Drake called Shane Dawson up and he asked him, hey, listen, how do I not do what you just did? Hey, can you give me a flow chart of everything you did so I could fucking avoid it? So I can do the opposite? But like, I, like, I'm a fan of Drake. I think Drake gets way too much fucking hate.

And it's just like, I, like, dude, look, my problem. what my problem is um when you when you are making music right it's an art form so you have to you have to try to be remembered for your art form drake is he's not we're gonna remember his numbers not his pieces as an artist once he falls we're gonna remember how much drake did he made so much money he made all these hits he topped the board every time we're not gonna remember any of his songs we're gonna remember we're gonna remember like oh i'm i because people even forget his albums right now i know all his albums because i listen to that but the things that a lot of people don't know his albums.

People were like, I remember it was this song on this album that had like a face on it. And it's like, well, that album is, you know, things will never be the same. That's the album. People don't remember his projects. When it gets people like Kendrick Lamar or like Joey Bad or like Jay Cole or like Earl Sweat shirt or like Mac Miller or those people, like you'll remember those projects. Like this whole project was fantastic. It was a whole story. Drake, he makes popular banging music that you can just put on and listen to when you're just doing.

stupid shit or when you're driving somewhere to just fill up space and time. But those are good songs. You know, those are songs that just you want to move a little bit to. I just think that when it comes to Drake, I just, I personally, I don't really think it's a good rapper.

Even when, even like, say, waving at the back day, I was like, okay, I like best I ever had. I like things like that. I like some of those cuts. But I was always like, say, when hold on when we're coming home came out, I was like, you should do this always. Yeah, that's music. This is like your voice is like that all the time now.

But so you're saying that like It's more respectable for an artist to be remembered for the for a project For their work Than what they do Yeah, you should be remembered for your works You know how well you construct something How much heart and soul is put into every project you make Opposed to so would you put but like does does Drake have any

He has his older take care is a fantastic project I think that's a great album But the thing is that that's the only album I really think. I think it's take care and the one prior to that are the only ones that are like, oh, this is a fantastic album. You did a good job, Drake. But then he just stopped doing that. Well, so, wow, you have no more things like that. So would you say, so would you say that Eminem is above Drake because he has projects that people remember more? I think Eminem is above Drake because of the fact that Eminem's technique, he immortalizes technique. His, his, his, the thing is that Drake

this makes, this song is catchy, so it'll play a lot. But Eminem has made his technique undeniable. I think it's two people. I think. gets him, $100,000, no, three people, $100,000, Eminem, and Red Man.

Those are the three freestyle rappers that, like, if you, if you step to those guys, you're going to leave in a really, really,

really bad spot because these guys are fantastic at the simple craft of rapping. You can give them a topic, you can give them a person, A man, they'll rap and they'll tear that person down.

That person will leave upset. I guess, yeah. If Eminem, if Eminem got into a with anybody and they took it back to the roots of just like battle rap you versus me the vast majority people even people like j cole kendrick and j like people j i d people that i love they're gonna leave that rat battle with their head hung low because they you cannot see emm with shit like that the really the only good things that emm does really anymore are the things that when he's targeting

people specific like that fucking machine gun kelly thing was hilarious it's insane that's so not, like he was rapping like he was when he was younger, but the shit he was rapping about was like, wow, you're really not the M&M I remember you being. Yeah. My favorite Eminem song is from the fucking 90s, and it's not even like

real, I don't even think it's on Spotify really. My favorite Eminem song is to like hitter. I think that song just fucking hits and till I collapse. That's just my favorite Eminem song. I think it just hits because it's such a good song and Stan. I fucking love Stan. I like Biterfobia a lot because it sounds like a Jet Set Radio song. It just sounds

ridiculous. And kill you. Kill you is a fucking good song too. I love his because he's just, he's just... Killy is just spectacular. The Marshall Milder's LP is a just a experience.

No one saw that. That is wonderful. This is fucking, this fucking blondie white boy that just is at a fucking tank top from a trailer park and all of a sudden this guy is one of the greatest hip hop artists to ever be conceived. And it's like, what the fuck, you are inherently now hip hop is

supposed to be, but you are the one of the chosen ones, so fuck. So to recap, so to recap, it's, what is it, Drake, Nickelback. Nickelback, uh, he, he, he, uh, the, uh, the, uh, asked the question, mentioned ghost. But, uh, what, what about you though? You didn't,

you didn't, it was something. I, I, I don't know if really they get a lot of hate because so many people love them, you know, but like I, I, I, I, listen, man, I genuinely, like, and I mean this from the bottom, my fucking. heart. I cannot stand Imagine Dragons. I really can't. Like, and I mean that beyond just like an

oversaturation thing. Like, they are oversaturated, which is, which is the main problem, but I genuinely also, I feel sick. I feel like, have you ever not eaten for a really long time? And then you get like, you get that feeling in your, in your stomach that was like, oh my God, I got to eat. I got to eat. Oh, shit. It's like that feeling every time. I get that feeling every time I hear Imagine Dragons, like genuinely. Like, it's a visceral reaction. I actually like radioactive. I like. that song. Yeah, I hate that. That's the worst fucking one. But I, I know, but if I were, if I'm being objective, I suppose, maybe they get too much hate. I cannot believe you're saying this right now. I disagree. I disagree. I really do. I do with you being objective, I disagree. I think

they get the perfect amount of hate because they are like nickelback or look, look, guys, go look at nickel back covering, um, inter Sandman. It sounds amazing. They only do like half a the song and I was just like these are talented motherfuckers like these these people know what they're doing imagine dragons does not in my opinion deserve the level of success they have because their music does nothing for me I've listened to it over and over and even that radioactive song it just it sounds like a nursery rhyme to me it's terrible that's not radioactive I'm like I'm putting a fucking child it is I don't fucking like it okay yeah the verse of the fact that it is the fact that The fact that you didn't know that.

There you go. That's not the hook, right? First things first. I'm a stupid little retarded. I can't breathe. Oh, the atmosphere is choking me. I'm retarded. Fuck, I fucking can't stand it.

I hate, I can't stand. I really fucking. Anyway, anyway. I just, I don't know. Like, part of me is like, maybe it's like unnecessary because it's just so, it's so much. And it's so like, like, maybe part of me is like, ah, maybe they don't deserve that amount of hands.

hate. Because honestly, at the end of the day, they're just making music. They're just making shit that they want to make. And it's like, ah, whatever. Like, I just, I don't have to listen to it. So ultimately, like, any musician that gets a shit on a hate is probably getting hate for no real reason. And it's, yeah.

So, like, I'll concede. If I'm trying to be a kind person, I would say that maybe it gets a little bit too much hate. That's hilarious. Maybe. It's fucking hilarious. Okay. I would hesitate to say Green Day because they're just so popular.

and just so ingrained in nostalgia that, like, anybody who really hates him doesn't really matter that much. But I feel, I feel like, I feel like probably Imagine Dragons gets like. I don't know anyone that really hates Green Day, though. Truth be told. Well, no, well, nobody hates him. Green Day is a theatrical part.

Yeah, I guess not. Yeah, I guess not. Nobody really hates Green Day. They're just sort of around. Like, that's what punk music is, right? No, it's not. No, it's definitely not. Green Day's been around for so long

that, like, I don't. almost consider them classic rock they weren't punk artists I'm pretty sure they were punk artists Insomniac and Duky are punk are like I would say like garage punk and like melodic punk I would say like yeah those albums those albums are

pretty punk and then like and then it just sort of gets into American Idiot and 21st Century Breakdown and everything past American Idiot basically was just like more just kind of rock in general it's like punk in the DNA sense in the sense of like hey

there's like power chords and like the structure of certain songs but like the cleanliness of of the production kind of made it a little bit more like it began to feel more like eagles or like journey at a certain point i'm not even kidding like i swear like if you listen to if you listen to insomniac and then you listen to american idiot they're just like fundamentally different sounds like like they're not even close to the same i wouldn't even call them the same genre i've listened to as somniac probably ever i've heard songs from me i've said american idiot before but like dang that's wild yeah even like say duki was like an album that I played like a ton of times as a kid.

And, like, you have a, like, even think about, like, say, American Idiot, a very political album. Like, and you have, like, Dookie, the album's called Dooky, and you have, like, a song that is about jerking off. You know what I'm saying? Like, that's, it was very, very, very punk to me. We're just being kind of like, obviously being political is very punk as well, but it's just also a lot of the punk I listen to was just kind of like,

oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's just, right songs about fucking whatever. it has like waking me up when September ends in it and you know like that's not it's not it's not a punk song it's it I don't yeah that's I like American Idiot I think I think it's a fine album but it's yeah yeah but it's not

it's a good album I like it necessarily a punk guy it's more of just a it's more of just like a rock or like I wouldn't know album than anything else alt rock that's just anything that's just anything that's just anything that isn't metal or punk it's pretty much the in between zone or any kind of rock that it isn't it isn't hardcore it isn't metal isn't punk is it's like is it's like oh this is this in between music

This is where three days grace is. This is where, like, Avrilavine is. You know, it's just like they exist in this weird miscellaneous. Yeah. I guess you're right, though. I feel, yeah. I feel bad for Avrilavine as a person because the band definitely gave a bad, like, tone to the punk genre because of the way they would dress the stupid tide shit and all that stuff.

And then people kind of got a perception that was punk or whatever. But Avril is a. is a fantastic artist and like you have to kind of like cut through a lot of that bullshit to really listen to her and be like she's got a really good voice she's got a really hype man um yeah she's really talented i'm a factuated with that woman dude that's my girl man fuck i don't even i don't even like

don't get don't get anywhere near her that's like not my thing at all like i think i don't like i don't like girls like her actually at all really that was like a i was like a freaking like a 11th grade fling kind of thing like I was just kind of not really into it, but I just love that girl. No, that's, well, see, I don't even see her as a redhead. Because, like, her talent and, and, and just basically her personality, which characters are like, I want to be your friend. How she looks at all to me.

I just want to be, I just want to be around you. Yeah. That'd be dope. Fair enough. I want to fucking work with her, dude. Like, I, that would be my, I even just tweeted, just as a stupid joke, and she said something about, you know, a lot of people are amplifying black voices and stuff, and she was talking about black artists.

and then I just replied like Yo, when we got to collab You know, just does joke You gotta shoot your shot man There's a 0.1% chance that she might Yeah, always shoot your shot Win, win bro Like bro, like what does she just want to do

A quick acoustic track? Dude, that would be it for me I can I can jump off fucking the Golden Gate Bridge now That'd be cool I don't know There's a lot of I will say

Green Day's newest album is terrible You don't like it really? I like it as an editor because like it's music that like is very, works very well for like commercials or like teasers or like stuff like that where it's like oh I, as an editor I like this

because I can see like all the different ways that I can use this but I would never just sit and listen to this as like a musical experience. But that being said, like I was supposed to go to a Green Day concert this year but then like the coronavirus fucked everything up. I would have loved to because they pull people, they pull people on stage to play with them.

And that would have been sick. That's such a fucking just like to, I don't care how like removed you are from that scene. Like, if you get the opportunity to play guitar for Green Day like on stage, like you're probably gonna take

that opportunity. That's fucking sick. Let's go, uh, pretty legendary. Let's go on of this. What, let's play,

let's play legendary. Oh, I thought you said, let's play legendary. That weird, like, fucking game from, how do you remember that name?

How do you remember that game? Yes, I do. You know what I'm talking about? I remember dumb shit all the time. How do you remember that? I, that is where my memory of, of video games is particularly,

2007, 2010? Uh, niche and stupid. Like, I remember, this game where you just like made hills I'm not even

fucking joking next question please but yeah next question OG volcano stench trench trench punch pussy Jesus fucking fuck fucking fuck me that's I mean that's really cool

Hello albino Puerto Rican Ted Bundy fuck man black vessel with Albert Fish's soul I didn't get that and and some thing guy I couldn't think of anything

better you gotta get a you guys gotta get more creative then if you can't think of anything better exactly don't leave anything you gotta have a good name but I'll forgive volcano stench place

just call him some nah I was gonna say some statistic but that would whoa what were you gonna say what were gonna say? Whoa whoa that's about to happen

but like you come on you can't insult us too and not this one fuck that damn yeah that's messed up Like we obviously got the short end of the stick here. What are we doing? I couldn't think of anything better.

I've been a long time listener and fan. So I decided to throw some money your guys' way for the countless hours of hysterical content you guys have given me. First question is, what are some of your guys' favorite launch titles? Yeah, we did. I think we talked about this.

You can go over it again, no problem. But it was a nice message. Well, thank you. We appreciate it. But I think Super Mario 64 launched. Breath of the Wild Launch the Switch. Breath of the Lot, Why I launched with the Switch? Halo Kombat evolved.

Those are the three that I like a lot. What else? I can't really think of anything else. What launch with the, did Mario Cars 6, the Double Dash launch with the GameCube? No, right? No, I remember that coming out afterwards. Yeah, that was definitely.

Did Maley launch the GameCube? No, because we would have definitely talked about that. I don't remember if it did, though. GameCube launch titles. I'm putting an emphasis on the U for some reason. Launch. Launch. Launch.

I don't know. like history of Nintendo launch titles alright where's the fucking game queue why would you even put the virtual boy in here it's fucking um rogue squadron two crazy taxi Tony Hacks pro skater three I why is there no list

listen I think 64 Sumerrari 64 Breath of the Wild and Combat Evol are probably like the ones that stick out to me the most I can't find a reliable list for some fucking reason what is going on yeah

because you know when you look up like oh what launched launch titles for the PS3 and then it shows like fucking a game that came out like in 2011. That's not true. That's so clearly like, what are you doing? Why are you lying?

I don't know why you're trying to find shit. The only thing I can, I'm sure there's other things, but I really can't think of anything that stood out other than Soul Calibre on Dreamcast. Soul Calibur was pretty classic. That was something that fucked me up. I was like, yo, this is so cool in general, man. I loved that controller so much. It wasn't even comfortable, but I loved it.

You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it just felt like you were playing something. Interesting. It felt more like a machine than a game console. Like whenever you touch the Dreamcast, it was like, ooh, this is like a fucking piece of tech, man.

And that startup screen was really cool, too. I feel like this has got a long shot out I really love. I'm trying to see if I can remember it. Yeah, I agree. It's probably Seaman. Okay, shut up. Remember that game with the fish face? I'm not involved the same way.

Yeah, we did mention it. I think we mentioned this before. I will take every opportunity I can to mention Seamen. Like there's no point in time where semen will not come out of my mouth, like without a doubt. Yeah, maybe maybe a little bit. All right. Let's just move out of the next question. Hey, yo, you're going to get fucking semen remastered, bro.

What's going to happen? Seamon reglazed. Oh, my God. Seamint to the covering? The masking. Oh, my God. Sweeness swinging is. Dingus,

wrote in. He says, Chris, pick this question to annoy Swin. Here's a scenario. We find out there's a sentient

Aquaman-style species living underwater that wants to come topside and punish us for polluting the ocean. At the same time, we find out that

a race of aliens are invading. You have to team up with one of these factions to beat the other and survive. Which do you pick? P.S.

you cannot kill you. God damn it. Just try and fucking P.S. You cannot kill yourself. I love that they know. They just know that you're just like, oh, he's going to try and kill himself. So I have to put in it up.

Oh, this is too hard. That's the ultimate freedom. Ultimate freedom, ultimate fucking. So here are your options. Aliens from outer space or I guess technically aliens from beneath the sea. I'd rather things from beneath the sea than aliens from outer space, actually. What? But you hate the ocean.

I hate the ocean, but the ocean's on Earth. Yeah, but the ocean is not only things that are in the ocean, but they're also ostensibly aliens. By a stretch, but they're not. I mean, by a pretty reasonable stretch. It's a very minute stretch compared to things that came from wherever the fuck they were to here. So they have space travel efficient, not they invade. Also, the biology of things on the planet is relatively, like, you know, we're going to have some sort of genetic similarities to anything that comes from underwater, you know? So, like, we'll figure that out.

After we're done killing the aliens. We actually, we actually famously don't. There's like a lot of examples of, like, eyes in like fish and like, uh, animal. from underwater that like have evolved on a completely different point. Relatively everything, every living creature relatively has at least a little bit of DNA similar to each other. A little bit. But like under the underwater, it's like... They're the most divergent because they live underwater.

So, you know, when we crawled out of water as creatures and onto land, we started being pretty different from them. But like it's compared to like things that could be straight up nothing like me at all. What if the aliens, what if the aliens look like that? You just add extra bullshit. What if they look like us, breathe air like us and we can mate with them? They're like, oh man, those are pretty much just fucking humans from space. So you would side with the fish people against the aliens who have mastered space travel. That's a losing fight, my guy.

Is it the fact that anything that comes here to invade us? They're going to invade. I mean, invasion has like a bad connotation. Guess me, that's the fucking word means, you jackass. I don't think, you know, you can invade in a positive context. Everybody's narrative is different, you know? So, like, who am I to say this guy is a bad guy? The invasion of Poland was only taken from Poland side.

So what about the Nazi side? No, no, no, no, no, no. That becomes a bad thing because the Nazis are there. But if like, you know, if like a mosquito invades your house, he's just chilling, you know, he's just like, ah, how to get here? Unwantedly intruding. Yes, that's what the word means. Dumbled dumbass. No.

No. Oh, get out of here. But aliens, I don't know Aliens in theory Could be pretty cool Because like they can have tech that I can use to kill them with So that's pretty cool I guess But like

I would definitely ally with aliens Against fucking under It depends on how they both look though It's just completely superficial for you Dude I could never I could never in my life What if they were both what if they were both What if they were both hot

Look look look look look Yeah what if the aliens What if the aliens were beautiful big breast and All right a big ass Now Now I'm in now I'm in day dangerous waters. Big asses too. I mean, they got it all, man. But the thing is that, like, how'd I explain it? If I could never in my life ever side with

anything that looks Cthulhu-esque, I couldn't. Oh, so like, so for, so for one to the water. But they could look at that from space too, maybe. That's where Cthulhu comes from, a straight-up space. I mean, maybe. It's more likely. It's more likely for it to come from water. So, like, I, like, like, literally, like, I kid you not. If, like, mind flares existed in the real world, they were actually good, like benevolent creatures, I would still kill them. I would have to. I would have to. I wouldn't be able to sleep.

It'd be like Wilson from I Robot where like I just couldn't trust them. I couldn't. My body wouldn't let me. My body wouldn't let me trust them. They'd be like, yo, they're dangerous. I've only seen like five minutes of that movie. I can't believe you. I just, I think I saw it like everywhere and I just didn't really want to see it because I saw so much of it.

I mean, I can solve it up. It's slowed and then he sees a dog and he's like, oh, that's hot. No, that's I am leisure. So he saves the dog. He does the dog and I robot, though. He's a dog is inside a... No, it's a cat. It's a cat.

He saves the cats that are breaking down the house. The robot's going to fucking renovate a house. So he saves the house. And then while Jada's getting fucked by another man, he's... He's... Yeah. And then that little alfalfa-looking midget from the porn video

crawls out of Will Smith's body, and he says, Oh, Ryan's belt and dog. And then while Jada's getting tossed on like a beach ball at a fucking... had a fucking kickback O Smith's um fights a robot and that's it

yeah and Jada Pickett Smith is uh and then Jada Pickett Smith uh phones Shane Dawson Oh my god That did happen So did Jaden Jaden was like hey Yeah

Smith family Like I imagine Imagine being like a YouTube comedian And then fucking Will Smith's family is fucking tweeting about you You know how well-love Will Smith is? Comedically. Like, if they don't like you, then, bro, I'm sorry, but America's not going to fuck with you.

Will Smith is so beloved that he hasn't made a good movie in ages and people still love it. Everybody still fucks with him, dude. Like, all of his movies for the last, like, probably 10 plus, 15 plus years. Concussion wasn't a bad movie, but that's the only one. It's genuinely not even close to good. I think it's a good movie. Concussion is actually a good movie, but that's the only one I can remember in a long time. Concussion.

A movie? I don't even... What the fuck? I don't even know what that is. It's a movie... It's a movie where he... What's the call? His movie where he played

like some sort of neurologist that was dealing with like football-based concussions and like how dangerous it is. He was like... It's a movie about C-G-E. He's got a 60% on Rotten Tomatoes, 55% on Metacritic and a 7.1 on IMDB.

That's not... That's not hot. And he's like, oh, that's not hot. That's just the general... That's his catchphrase now. I saw that shit and I was like, I was... I saw that shit and I was like,

I'm going to make fun of that. instantly. It's a great meme. Like, he's bestowed the world with a pretty fantastic human. And Shane, they don't like you now.

The chairman of being a pretty nice guy. Like, I was on the, before I was like, before I was like, ah, you know what?

I don't know. It's old jokes. It's like, ah, whatever, Shane Dawson. He's been a YouTube community. He's edgy. But like,

but the second I found out it was Will Smith's family. I was like, ah, you know what. Yeah, Shane Dawson, you fucking suck.

Will Smith could tell me to eat my own feet, and I probably, I wouldn't do it still, convince me. If Wolf Smith, if I, if Wolf Smith gave me a ride home and it gave me a gun, he was like, hey, dude, I need some help with something. I'd be like, where are we going? Where are we going? You just go along for the ride. It's rewind time. He looks into the fucking, he looks into the binoculars and it's Shane Dawson's past. Oh my God. Oh, that's not hot. That's no longer hot, Sean. That's cultural

insensitive. That's not hot. Oh my fucking God. What was the question? Who are we talking about? I don't know. Let's forget about it. I have no idea. Zachary Dwyer wrote in. He says, I don't have a question but a comment. I'll

up my donation to the max if Chris drops an uncensored end bomb during the podcast. You know you want to. I don't want to and I'm fine not having a donation. No one just wants to do that. Anyone that wants to drop that word is probably not the best a guy.

Here's the thing, right? Here's the thing. Think about what half of this podcast has been about. And then think about, like, how it would seem. If I just, in the same episode of, like, talking shit about all these people for all their past mistakes, I drop, like, a hard end bomb. Like, nah, dude. Like, I'm not doing that. Even the phrase end bomb is already in here.

The same phrase. And it's like, that is just not. Like, you just shouldn't be saying, like, it's, the word's not that great. It's not that fantastic of a word. It's a cheat code. You don't want to make a recurring thing. Because, like, then it just seems like you're obsessed with the word. Like, think of it like this.

You know? It's the same thing with, it's the same thing with fucking the Shane Dawson's jokes. If he had just made, like, one or two of those jokes, it'd probably be fine. Nobody would be talking about this. But the fact that he did blackface, like, 468 different times. And he's like, could you imagine you film himself? And he, like, talked about, you know, jerking kids. off like 50,000 times.

It's like, ah, you know, you know, this seems to be a normality. This is a folkway for you. Maybe a little bit. You do this. Yeah. Yo, somebody gave me the brilliant idea to do, you know, those tier list

of the black faces. You should absolutely do that. What's the best? Trebyshire. What's the name of Chaboya? Trebe? William Trebe. I, would you say that about it?

I can't remember his name because you fuck me up. You used confusion. It was like, and it was highly effective. You fucked him off. Is Trebe? Yo, I actually can't remember. What's his name? What's his name?

Trudeau. Trudeau. Trudeau. Trudeau. Shut up. Trudeau. Justin Trudeau. You, fuck, dude. You're, he had the best blackface.

Oh, my, okay. It's powerful. We're back on track. God damn. It was pretty. RDJ. It's going to be, I mean, I'm going to throw it together. I was actually really, because somebody just said, somebody said you should do the tier list for Shane Dawson specifically. And I was like, no, no, I got to expand this.

That is a fucking brilliant idea. I'd love to be involved with that one. I'd be fucking hilarious. Just, right. Just, we're all great. Gucci gang, my Gucci's gangreness wrote it. He says, what's up, you dang old fellas? What's some weird shit you've seen at prior, prior convention?

I really miss going to cons and I love watching people or I love watching when I go and I always see some primo shit Well have you been to a Have you been to a cons? Who are you talking to? I've been to cons yeah of course

Yeah I go every year Are you talking to this winning? I don't know well you always seem to never come to the one to mean So I've been to I've been to Renaissance fairs I've been to cons Renaissance fairs are like You see some wild shit man I've seen a girl like her tits

It's just all swinging It's just under her chin and it's like lady it's like lady what are you doing I have several friends I have several friends who are couples who met at a renaissance fair

which is like shockingly that's like a really specific that's more common that's more commonality well yeah she had her she had her all boost to get pretty high and I was like you know what I'd like to sip some ale

off of those jugs if you catch what I'm saying and I fucked her I fucked her that night raw raw This is my son This is my son

Jack Samaya barely My son He came out the womb right there Plopped him out on the fucking grass We got him a mutton chop We gave him some fucking elf ears And there you go That's my kid

He's turning butter in a fucking SUV I like what I'm on spares I like the weapons I don't know like I feel like I haven't seen Much crazy shit at I've seen crazy impressive shit regularly though Like I remember

at VidCon when Logan jumped in the pool or he jumped in the Oh yeah that was interesting Oh no even more insane Even more insane It was the time the guy with the guy with the camera Were you there? Do you remember that dude with like a really expensive camera?

He fell backwards into the fountain Oh no That was Oh yeah He sprinted He jogged away like I'm fucked my job is ruined Like because he ruined That camera is clearly not underwater camera

It had like fucking like it's just not for that That's so terrible That was pretty funny. There was a very interesting incident that occurred at one of the Vidcons involving a hotel room that I won't go into because it's so old at this point. But I'm sure if you do enough research and you'll figure it out. It's pretty interesting. It's a pretty interesting time. But that's probably like the crazy shit that I've ever seen or been a part of.

That camera shit was hilarious. I avoid the crazy shit. Because he just, he had this look of doom on his face. Like, oh, man. He got up scared. That's it. He's like, what the fuck? Yeah, there's, I have, uh, at a wonder con, I think it was the one that I went to.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, it was the one that I went to when I came back from Greece in 2017. I went with my, my friends, they took these gummy edibles. And they were like 25 milligrams. So like, oh, it should be fine. I just take one. And, uh, I guess they, they both hit them extremely hard. But my friend, uh, Gizi's really big. So he was just.

just really fucking high, but you couldn't really tell. My friend Adrian, I've never seen this before in my life, and now I understand why they do it in cartoons, why they draw characters green when they're sick, because he literally started hulking out. I was like, bro, are you okay? Because he's green. I was like, what the fuck is happening? And he wasn't saying shit, so we went outside so we can get some air.

And then I ran into this fucking dude that recognized me. He's like, can I see a picture? And he was all shaking and shit. And as we were doing that, fucking Adrian just predict. Jackdell vomits like fucking six feet. That's so fucking disgusting. It was so good. And then very soon after we found a cell phone and we called it and then these two people

like this fucking guy like a dude bro, like you can tell he drives a lifted truck. He's like, thanks, bro. And he just gave me two joints as like out of gratitude. And I was like, this is the weirdest occurring events that happened back to back. And that was probably the weirdest thing though. Everything else has always been very normal. and there's always one person there that just smells like absolute shit. Like when I would go to when I was competing in freaking smash,

I went to a tournament and it was like, it was a fucking full venue. And I'm like, bro, this one dude smelled like he shat himself on purpose. And it came out to the fucking event. And it's like, bro, lie. You know, there's some people around you. Like, be respectable. Fucking in secular bitch. I hate you.

my god. So fucking ridiculous. Cons are, uh, I can't really want to go to VidCon this here, man. So fucking, so lame. Yeah.

So fucking lame, would have been a fun time. Fuck, fuck coronavirus. Yeah. All my homies say coronavirus. Yeah, right?

Fuck that thing. Fuck that. Yeah. I hope that next year's better. But like, man, this year just keeps getting fucking crazier and crazier.

All right. What do we got? Uh, chief Keith David wrote in. He says, hello anorexic Bernie Sanders in his early 20s, shorter and wider Al Simmons and one of the few known black metalheads in the universe. Which AAA video game publisher, would you say, has gotten better over the past two years,

and which publisher has achieved the title as worst publisher of the past two years? EA's the worst. They'll always be the worst. Honestly, Blizzard really fucked themselves over the last couple years. No, this year particularly. No, no, no, it was 2019. Yeah, the 2019, the whole blitched tongue thing. Yeah, that was pretty bad.

They shat the man. They were already, like, they were already. They woke about to sleep. Yeah. They woke about to sleep. They sat up and just shot the bed and went back to sleep. That is such a fucking heinous act. I just, the thought of like...

The thought of waking up. The thought of waking up and having enough time to go to the bathroom. Because there's been some close calls. Everyone's had close calls before. But if you sit up out, you just sit up. sleep and you observe the room you're in and you understand

I have to shit and you just fucking shit your parents and go back to bed it's so fucking it's just such animal animalistic fucking human that's not that's not earthling because animals don't shit their beds they shit somewhere else and they go back

to their beds yeah even animals don't do it you got to be a fucking sick thing. Like, you gotta be a fucking, like going through the bodily motions of shitting while they're in bed and they're flush against a mattress.

It's just, I'm fucking dying! Oh my god. You sleep like a fucking baby, though. You're like, you pull your covers back on and you're so snug and sound back to sleep. that is that really is wild

oh my god no oh shit no that's the best laugh I've had in fucking months holy cow who where were we yeah man

I honestly don't I don't remember and I lost the question so oh oh oh oh oh oh wait if you don't want to move on I remember Oh yeah, right, right So Blizzard

Yeah, so they've probably gotten the worst They've probably had a worse reputation Than anybody else over the last couple years And as far as like improved Bunggy's working hard I don't know if anybody's Bungy? Yeah

I guess so but they're more of a I guess they do publish Destiny But they're more of a developer I feel like EA got in better But like they're they've been improving their games Um

Capcom Yeah They got fucking Capcom man Capcom's been doing great shit for the last like five years. Yeah. Fucking smash me. R. R2 fucking.

Resident Evil 8 on the Hurray 5. R2 is one of my favorite video games, actually. Like my favorite video games, I played that. And I was probably going to be fine. I remember Ari from when I was younger. I liked it. I like, dude,

I keep trying to critique it and I can't. It's like... The only problem with the game is that playing with S. That's it. It's only problem how with the game. But if I would play that S. Clare first,

playing S. As Clare is lameer than playing as Leamor. But it's only because I played as Claire second. That's it. It's still good. I don't know. I don't even necessarily... Every gripe that I have with the game is literally...

It literally just comes down to, like... You. Yeah. Really nitpicky personal preference. Like, oh, I just don't have the time to sit down and play this. Yeah. Like, that's my main... That's just like my main thing. Where it's like, oh, it's hard for me to get involved

because I just know that I'm only going to be playing this whole fucking... That's the first game I played in the quarantine. That's not the game's fault. And I was like, holy shit. This game is fantastic. It's a pretty good game. Props to Capcom. And...

And... Never made cry five? Dude, that game fucking threw me for a loop. This game was cool, obviously, it's a Devil May Cry game, but it was just way cool than I thought it was going to bed. This is a great game. This is a fun game to play. And it has some of the best boss fights.

I don't even really like Double Cry and I like it. It's like insane. Yeah, Blizzard, fuck you guys. Hope you guys should have been in. Hey, there you go. I'm not even going to buy overwatch two. That's crazy. I was going to buy it with Watch 2.

I was like, I'm going to buy Diablo 4, right? Yablo 4 and I was like, I cannot buy it. I can't do it. We'll see how that goes. Because these guys suck comedically big dicks. All right. I think, uh, and we've got four pages of this.

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