The Snark Tank - #281: DLC as GOTY?

Episode Date: November 29, 2024

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everybody's blood. That's actually good. I like that. It's a good, a good thing to do. Good trauma response. Yeah, it is a trauma response. Yeah.

I don't know about trauma response. It is, though. I wouldn't call it trauma. Yeah, he's, I was the, I had the trauma. That was traumatic. More like a second-handed convenience response.

I feel like, I feel like every response is a trauma response. I feel like, there's instinctual trauma responses that we like kind of inherited. Oh. But like, I think everything is like, oh, it gets dark.

I get scared. That's a trauma response you inherited from like, I guess I understand. Your great, great grand ape that saw his friend get devoured in the nighttime by a bear. What did you say? What? Did you say great, great, grand ape? Yeah.

There were apes once. We were apes, all of us, for real. I mean, just two greats ago. We were apes. We were apes. You did say great, great implying that it wasn't that longer. That wasn't that long ago. I meant to, I said apes in Sydney, we had a long time ago, but we're still apes right now.

Oh, so like the great is like, when. So the great in the context of a great ape is like great to the 10th power or something. Or like the 50th power. It'd be like it's like it's like it's like a multiplication thing. Yeah. Yeah. It's like two greats, two great great and a great on top of the great. Yeah.

Square square. You sound like a racist trying to explain away your racism, sir. I wasn't even being racist though. I feel like it makes sense. I know what you're racist do. Yeah. I wouldn't even be in racist yet. Like I was on my way there.

I was about way there. No, you weren't intentionally, but you called your ancestors apes and the implication doesn't look good. You can imply what you want. I'm going to tell you the definition of what I mean. I can still be lying. I can still be lying. I can still be lying.

That is true you could be lying. I mean, we just know you. We just know you through and through. Like you've been on a hot streak of racism? Yeah. Since I was what, like four? The fuck? I've been making racist jokes since I was a child.

Like four, especially independently. Yeah. Somehow you came to the conclusion. I don't like these people. You just had a very, like not even like a particularly traumatic experience, but just like an uncomfortable experience when you were so young that uncomfortable meant trauma. Yeah. You know what I mean?

That's so insane. Move up to way a little blackie. Because you're so. Children are so not racist. They're confused at best. They'll ask questions. I like when they're taught like very early. They don't understand what they're saying.

Yeah. But they're just like, I know I need. do this. I need to be racist. My dad will be proud. Because my nephew, right? When I was, when I was first around him a ton, he was, he taught him a lot. Well, no. He's a Mexican little boy. And he was, he wondered why I was a different color because obviously, they're all, everybody in that family is a fucking bean burrito except for literally me. Yeah. So it's like, oh, you're different. He's like, I'm different. I was like, oh, really? And I spoke to him about it. And then literally, he went to school and his best friend as a black person now. And I'm like, that's, you see,

it's, but like, but that's insane to the thing. I think that that's because of you. It's probably not because of me, but I probably didn't. That's what it sounded like. But my interactions and probably were beneficial. I guess. Because you probably would have been like if I never, just think about this, you never saw a fucking white person.

Probably just would I had this exact conversation with that person, I guess. I feel like Kingston's on this like arc right now that he thinks he's like a good person. I don't, I've never said that. He's wearing this white tea and he's like, look at me. I'm holier than now. I talk this person. That's crazy. I sent them a bit of marriage last day.

I finally found a way to. download it with the sound. I finally got... You found a way to what? The sound. Yeah, because you can't download it without the... Is that the problem? Because sometimes... You can't download what? On Instagram, sometimes when things are like actually out of pocket, like truly, you can't download it with the sound. Hmm.

But this one, I finally got a chance to do it with the sound. So he found something. He found something because, like, iPhone blocks so many things, I guess. And then he got it. And then, of course, he sent that, like, you're infatuated with the... So you guys have it now, too. Thanks. So, yeah, he sent this... He sent this

fucking video of a cat and it's just an image of a cat and it's the song I don't even know what song it is I don't know what it was It's like um It's not London Is it London Bridge falling down?

You can't even remember anymore Because it's so you think it like that now It is London Because it puts way too many syllables in it Instead of like London Bridge is falling down It's not exactly that cadence though Which is falling down It's adjacent

It's adjacent It's a London Bridge is falling down adjacent tune. I think it's good. What else could it be? I just think it's like a like a royalty free version of it.

You know what I mean? Where it's like it doesn't actually follow the tune of it. But it's just it's a kid. It's a child singing the N word over and over again with a hard R. And I'm so tired of seeing it. It is that. That's what it is. You're right.

Yeah. Because I was like, they're close to each other. It wasn't it wasn't London Bridge. What is we? What is London Bridge? No, you're in.

No, falling down. Falling down. Because isn't that Mary had a little lamb. It's not. Little. L. Little lamb.

It's London Bridge is falling down. Oh my God. It is. That is crazy that you forgot. I had a little lamb in because I've heard it passed out. That was too much. I've heard it so often that I've just. That shit fuck with me.

Every kid too now is just the N-Words. Fucking clowns fucking. Yeah. Yeah. So it's Mary had a little lamb but just with N-words. And too many of them. Sung by a child. Yeah.

Yeah. By a little child. And then there's always a cat. A little kitten. A little kitten. A little kitty. And it's like, inward, inward, inward, inward. It just doesn't fit.

It's in one of our extra ammo. I can't remember what it is, which one it was. It's at the very beginning of one of our extra ammo. It's uncensored. And it's just the most annoying fucking thing. My thing is, it's like, oh, I found a way to download things from Instagram with the sound. Why don't you? You can just screen record these things.

You can screen record. I could, but I don't want to do that. I want to steal it like a real deal. But it's so much less effort to do. No, it's very, dude. It's really not. You go on an image, you press like the share button and then you can download things sometimes. Swear, it's like that simple.

Dude, I, you just, I swipe my screen down and it's in, it's there. It's like, I scribe my screen down, press record and then stuff recording. I have a shortcut on my phone and just do it. Yeah, my shortcut is I scroll down and then it's my whole control center's right there. For, for things, and so you literally say press share and you can say download these. Yeah, yeah. Like, you know your control center? Like, it's just right there.

It's just right there. You just, press it. Because mine doesn't have it, I'm pretty sure. Why? I just don't have it there. I'm pretty sure you have to put it there. Yeah, I think you do have to put it there. Oh, maybe.

I know about it. I used to use this before a mobile phone. I was like, oh, wait. It's a godsend. You know, when I actually, me and a girl stop talking because of screen recording. It's kind of crazy. This is a crazy thing. So I just, it just got that update.

So this was like 2018, maybe. Or maybe I was a little late to the party where I was like, oh, my God, what a lifesaver, because I used to use third party apps to like get some from YouTube off my phone or whatever. Yeah, yeah. And I was like, this is amazing. And I was fucking with it, like, all day. And this one chick that I was talking to,

uh, there's so much on, so she, like somebody at some point, um, did revenge porn to her. Oh shit. And so she's like,

she has trauma. Whatever. And so like me, I'm like, oh, yeah, whatever. But anyway, we were talking on Snapchat a lot.

And she would like send stuff. Cool. I'm fucking. in the middle of screen recording some stuff. In the middle of the day, I'm setting the whole scene. She fucking, only time she would send anything risque

would be at night. Like, at night. Sure. So in the middle of the day, I'm doing my screen recording shit. I'm fucking around. I'm like, cool, cool, cool. And then I see a notification

from Snapchat from her. And I was like, oh, I wonder what this is. So I just push it. It's the middle of the day. It's going to be something stupid. She's also a singer. She sings stuff. She plays ukulelea.

I was thinking, it didn't matter that I'm screen record. I don't give a fuck what it was. And then it happened to be some explicit shit and I was like, oh, fuck. And then it says the notification. It says, you're recording on Snapchat. And then she was like, oh my God, like, what are you doing? And I exactly

what I told you guys, I told her, she didn't believe me. I wouldn't believe it either. You got it. You got to understand what she's coming from. No, it was one of those things where I'm like, this is so funny. This is like a sitcom. This is like fucking. It's a Seinfeld. It's a Seinfeldian circumstance. And I was like, I was like, I was like, bro.

I was like, literally like, do you want to, I will delete it right now. You want to, I don't get like, it literally this is so. I'll come to where you are. I'll delete it in front of you. Well, that's the one thing she like did it. And I was just like,

this, I can't believe this taint. This literally tainted our relationship. Wait, it seems like it would be a pretty easy thing to prove though because if you were already screen reporting something before, couldn't you just send the clip that you were doing? She wasn't,

she wasn't interested. Oh. So the thing was, I told her, I even told her, I'm like, I could show you what happened. And then she was like,

how do I know you did an edit it or something? At that moment, you got to log out. No, I swear. At that moment you log out. No, it was one of those things where I was like, I lost her. Like, it was one of those things

where I'm like, I literally can prove to her right now. I can send you right now what I have. And she was like, how do I know you didn't edit? And I was like, what? At any time? You can't counter that because even she's so irrational. What can you do? Yeah, at that moment you got to lock.

Like at the moment when you try to show rationality to somebody and they outwardly choose, because I've tried too many times and I've just grown so tired of it. Yeah. But you try to be like, hey, it's because of this and you try to show them rationality. Like, how do I know?

It's like, all right, bro. Have a rest of your life. Yeah, it was like, that's literally how it was. It was like one of those like, we're cordial. But the, uh, because I met her once we spent a few days together and shit. And we're like, but then that like just completely cauterized the entire like any direction things were going. She already has trauma towards her. I was like, you know, good luck with everything.

I rationally try to explain you what happened. Also that literally consistently only at night, probably before she's going to bed she'll like take some risque stuff so in the middle of the day it made no sense like how the fuck did I know I'm like do one my genie I'm fucking I'm in Aladdin now and I'm like who's you're gonna send me some news I'm gonna make a moment like that when you try

to show them like hey I can prove this to you that I didn't do this yeah I've been that guy where girls are like oh dude you're talking to this girl it's like well yeah because we have class together and it's about homework I'll show you the message about homework I don't even know how to delete shit on here like I don't believe it's a guy

yeah at that point it was just like It doesn't matter. Now I'm going to try to fuck her. Now I'm going to try my heart as a fucker. That's the worst thing about it. That's the worst thing about that stuff is that it makes you just It makes you want to do it. There's nothing.

If you're going to be angry at me and I didn't do it, I might as well do it. I might as well. I might as well. I should have screened. I should have screen recorded all the other ones. I said, you know what I should have done? I have two phones. One of them, you know, whatever.

When I upgrade, I just. I should have just started. That joker-esque level was like fucking silly. That's where you're like, you dumb bitch. If I wanted to, it would be so easy to record this shit. That's clearly a trauma response. That's why I didn't like. It's unfortunate, but it's like, it's no point of getting mad about it.

That's what I did. Yeah, exactly. It was one of those things where I'm like, well, I can't convince her. It doesn't matter. She doesn't trust me anymore, even though she had no reason not to. I was, I never did anything like that prior to this thing. So it wasn't even like, I'm on to you. I knew there was something off about you.

It was just horrible trauma response. She never like was like, oh, sorry. overreacted either. That's the sound of McDonald's extra value meal. Sausage McMuffin with egg, hash brown, small hot coffee, and sweet golden silence. All for only $5. Price and

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today to learn more. So it was just kind of way. Even if you admit to overreact, like, I don't know, man. Yeah, it's, there's nothing worse than being innocent. Look, look. I think, I really, I really, man, I hate that. That was a test.

I hate that we just, I hate it we look like we're in a cult, man. Like, I like, actually, I've been like, I have a design shirt. Yeah, but it's covered by the mic most of the time. You know what it reminds me of? It reminds me of like a dystopia versus a utopia. Like you look at my side. It's all super colorful. The colors are popping.

It looks like. You know, the aesthetic background too. It's weird. Yeah, you guys are like, you know, you voted, you voted how you voted and then this is what you got. That's how you guys look. Yeah. Look, man, I thought it was a meme, man. I didn't think my board would matter that much.

That was a meme. We're supposed to mail those in? I mean, if you're a decent citizen, yeah, probably. Yeah, I don't want it. I couldn't figure out the stamp. I mean, you could, I just use mine as a napkin. Yeah. I was like, I was having pizza and I was like, oh, the napkins is like 10 feet away.

Yeah, the napkins are 10 feet away and my ballot is nine feet away. That's so fucking crazy. So naturally. You have to extension. This is the ballot. This is the napkins. The napkin would absorb so much grease, but, uh, nah. I want to have a mess and ruin my ballot.

Oh, my God. Welcome to Star Tank podcast. Um, uh, startank. Startank.com. Um, uh, startank dot shop for merch. Listen, so we've got some stuff to talk about. Not a lot. We're going to get to questions pretty soon, I think.

But we do want to talk about the game awards fiasco. Do you know what's, do you know what's going on? Are you familiar? Yeah. I don't assume the, uh, the earth tree shit people got mad about. There's a couple things that people are mad about. There's a couple things. Yeah, so it's, it's Shadow the Earth Tree being nominated for game of the year.

Um, is up there. Blackmuth, Hukong being there. People are upset about that because that's like an 80 metacritic game or something. Yeah. So people are furious about it. Bellatro being there and furious people, even though it absolutely should be there. What is Blatro even? Blotro's like that rogue-like poker game

It's crazy good It's like a vampire survivors type thing Where it's just like this is like As like an indie game This is crazy Like how good And that guy's gonna be like a fucking millionaire Like I'm sure that guy's already like fucking rolling in it

Yeah I imagine so But it's like a flapping bird was like Good Yeah It's like one of those But So yeah I mean people are pissed off about it

I think I don't care about the game words really I don't think they're really important at all. I don't think anybody really cares. Yeah, I feel like, I think it's a decent amount of not to notify. It's like, it's like getting, it's like obviously as an artist, you don't exactly really care too much. Like any artist that cares too much about getting awards.

They don't get it. It's not the best, it's not the best artist. Right. Exactly. Yeah. Energy too. Look, but at the same time, it's like, it's good. It's notarie.

Like, like, I guess. If I was deep into the industry, it, I would just for the advertisement, I would be like, this is really cool. Like, um, I guess. Yeah. It's just like that's why the idea, the idea of an Oscar nod was supposed to be for advertising. That's the true idea of even getting a nominated is just having millions of people who may not be aware of you, be like, become aware of it. Why is this guy nominated?

Like, why is he one of the retards in the square, but he didn't get picked? And then, I'm sorry, it's just, I've been on a roll of that word. But it was kind of like, that was like on a roll. Well, they're actually unnecessary one, but it's good to you. I've said worse. I'm trying to take it back, man So I'm trying to take it back for us Yeah, I'll do it

It's gonna be me I'll feel like that's the idea of just getting your Your work out there getting it so people might be curious Like when you think about it the the Balatro I didn't know about it Personally it just it went completely over me It went completely over me And now that I've heard so many people like gush over it

And they're like this is fucking awesome I'm so addicted this game. First of all I was like, whoa, I'm a little, I don't want to, addicted, it's a little. That's my thing. It's like, I played it for about an hour one night and I was like, I got on install this. Oh, so. It's like one of those words. It's like I could lose a lot of time to this.

It was just like vampire survivors. Like I spent, I think, 12 hours on vampire survivors one time. And I was like, what the fuck am I doing? I can't do this. And it's only, what makes it worse is like, it's like 500 megabytes. So there's no, there's no reason to delete it. Right. Because it's so.

It's like less shit on your iPhone It's genius man Yeah it's yeah But it's yeah It's really solid But yeah It's one of those games That I would recommend

But also wouldn't Yeah Exactly I was hearing people like So we have right now Sorry I didn't drop you Oh no no I was gonna go through

Because I have them right here Go ahead Game of Year nominees My bad Game of your nominees Consist My ass Your ass

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Like, you pop like five Cialis. Best looking open colon goes to Pad Bundy. He's like, what? He's alive. He's still here. He strolls up to the stage. He's useful still.

They never killed him. I'm so fine. Thank you. Thank you so much. I'm in fact, immortal. Those bullets didn't work. I'm still doing stuff. They shoot him?

No, I think they injecting injecting. I think they melted. I think they melted in it, right? Leeds. The prison foundry Can we have a moment to talk about how barbaric that shit is? What, melting people? Lethal injection is so,

because like the fact they make a spectacle of it, it's so genuinely barbaric. That's a little audience. It's like, let's sit here and watch this guy die. I do say even the people that seek retribution, like say if somebody, I don't want to watch somebody die. You know what I mean?

even if I, even if I was like, I hate, like, even the people, the people that are filling in the presidential cabinet, the people that I would be gleeful if any of them expired, right? Yes. I still don't want to see it. Well, damn, that's actually interesting. You know what? I think I just kind of, I think I kind of fuck my own argument out because I was thinking, there are some, like, I truly dislike some of those people.

Right. And if I saw their heads explode, I actually, I don't think I want to see the impending doom. I think I just want to see an instantaneous something happened. be like, oh, look at that. You know, like, like that foreshadowing nonsense? Kind of, yeah, yeah, something like that. I would be totally okay with, but I don't want to see some asshole getting strapped down and then they're doing, like, that whole scene. The lead up.

Yeah, the lead up is, that's fucking morbid. It's, it's, it's barbaric. It's exploded, right, on that stage. I'd be like, whoa, look at that, you know. But, like, if I saw, we knew it was about to happen, I'd be like, fuck, dude. You think that'd be the most viewed video of all time. It's head fucking erupting. A president's head exploding in 4K, yes.

Yes. What do you mean? Of course. And, and that. And that president, too. I think it would be the most like, fuck, it's celebrated.

The most viewed, liked, celebrated. It would be YouTube Rewind. It would be like breaking all the records. I was just, I just tweeted this morning about YouTube Rewine because I'm like,

no one, it's so funny because we're at the end of the year. No one talks about it. No one even waxes poetic about like, oh, those days. No one misses the YouTube rewind at all. There were some fun one.

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Point boosters subject to exclusions and more terms apply. One-time only offer. That was the one for Sae with Gundam style. I remember that being cool. I like that one. I'm pretty sure there was no rewind in 2012. Literally, Gangdom Style was the rewind. No, Gangdom style was just a big song at that time.

No, he was in it. It was a rewind. I'm sure of this. I was in the rewind in 2012. I should you not. The year I graduated high school. He was in that YouTube one. Personally, I don't care.

Like, I like that one because I thought it was fucking funny. And it was like, what the Fox say was in that one too? Oh, I definitely don't want to do that. Definitely hated that one. Right? It might have been, that was my high school. I just like. To me it was the camarader

It was the community coming together Shitting on. I liked it for I liked that it was almost like I wish YouTube continued being the punching bag. Yeah They made this shitty thing And then we all kind of rallied together to laugh at it. I'm so proud of this community

What makes it? What year was that? Was that 17? I don't know. That was like one of the last ones. What makes it funny is that like They just got so many shitty people so consistently. Yeah.

That's what made it. They got so many. Well, they're popular. It's like Trump's cabinet. It's just like, you know all these people like, oh, look at that. You just assembled a team of rapists. Dude, it's. And sigh, I guess.

Oh, my God. But it's like, it's like, what, the anything for views type of people, not the actual guy, Chad, but just those, the most popular people. Right. They have, like, you've got to be a little fucked up to want to be at the top of that type of notoriety, that type of, uh, fame. you want all that money how could you be a normal

balanced person and want to pursue all of that shit even there's people at the top for a while Petit Pied pie is a great example he was like I'm gonna maximize my profits and then fuck off yeah fuck off yeah that's basically what he did instead of like Logan Paul dink and

shit coin and cum whatever the fuck he was doing think doink I remember like these people are crazy Mr. Bees is a great example Did you see that video of Mr. Bees and Christiana Ronaldo? No. I think it's Christian Rinald.

I don't know. It was somebody. Poor guy. But it was sitting talking and Mr. Bisse is talking about how like, yeah, you know, I do things and people watch it. And Christian Rinaldano was like, wow, that's crazy. He could not give a fuck. He is so apathetic.

When he met speed, it was funny too. He met speed. And he was like, oh, I'm a big fan. He was like, you're black. How do you feel like, you're black? How do you feel since you're one of the number one fan? How do you feel about Chris Brown and on Kisenet's stream? I think it's crazy.

I think that is so toned. I think that he's a niggins. He's like, oh, this is for the diggers. He's also, like, incredibly homophobic, which is, well, not surprising. Yeah. Well, I don't know. Well, Chris Brown's gay. So he does probably reject homosexual.

Yeah, I don't think that's smart, Chris. Because I think, I think if he's in the same areas, he will absolutely, well, no, you've got, you've been training. What is going to hit me? I'm not a woman. What are you mean? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, he's not going to. He's like, I don't know if I can. He's like, I don't know if I'm not sure. But I'm not sure. But I'm not. Yeah. I'm not sure if I can win. I'm not 100% sure, so I'm not going to do anything.

I had a better fight than Mike Tyson. I don't know if he wants to come. I don't know if he wants to come with me. I think, um. Transitive properties, bro. Yeah, transitive properties. No,

so like, no, I mean, Kyson, that. Well, I mean, he's a fucking black young man.

Exactly. I saw people like talking about like, I can't believe he's homophobic. He's like, what do you mean you can't believe? What do you talk is like the most obvious? Look, I would it's all due respect.

Yeah. It's a stereotype that the black community is particularly homophobic for kind of a good reason. Do you think? It's pretty crazy. I mean, when I think, I think every minority group is extremely homophobic. Yeah, but like specifically it's like outward. It's like a part of the expression of the culture. I think particularly black and the same people.

Like the two is like, oh, these are homophobic. If you want to split the difference, when it comes down to you, both, that's why I'm super homophobic. The question is why. The question is why. The question is why. And it comes down to, well, think of every culture that is hyper-religious. Yep. That's what it comes down to.

Yeah, it kind of is, yeah. It's putting, proof and pudding right there, literally. And it's the reason why, like, now, but even right now, the things are getting voted in the office, so many people in this country are just hyper-religious. And they're like, their churches are telling them to just vote this way. And they don't care about anything else. Well, dude, I just, cool. I was just staggered that so many people were surprised by that. I don't know.

How are you surprised by that? It's, it's, it's, he looks like someone who's homophore. He just looks like a homophore. He just, he's just, one of those guys that, he's just, to me, he's just one of those guys that's like that. He's just, to me, he's just one of those guys that lucky because I don't understand why he's, uh, is popular as he is. Yeah, I mean, I, I, I, because I don't, well, I've never seen personally, I've never seen anything. Like, he's, to me, he's kind of like Joe Rogan in a way where Joe Rogan, his, his, his appeal was having all these cool people on his podcast. And like if Joe Rogan was just doing a podcast by himself

Oh no one would give his shit Yeah and I'm like Kaisenat Anytime I've heard him talk or do something I'm like what do you oh like oh it's cool You have this really cool person on but I'm like What do you do you do? I remember like he does He does put effort into his streams but he puts effort into his streams Because he has a lot of money

His money. Yeah absolutely Like anybody would Oh I recreated the Icarly said it's like And if you had money you could do that Exactly it's like Mr. Beast right Like he's the most uncharismatic person But he got so much money now look at the cool she he can do

It is never going to blind people and you can Chop tits off I saw that was one of them He was like I chopped off A thousand tits I was like wow I

I dropped I was like wow Nobody's really talking about this But it's the same thing It's like why would It's like It's the same thing for a lot of people Dude

It's like why are like Yeah It's just like To deny the fact that you get no right in this world Unless you're like an objectively Really talented person It's fucking luck He was streaming at the right time

Yeah When he probably put hard work in the streaming. I think the fact that he's had the people he's had on this dream is crazy. I do think by virtue of what luck is you make your own luck. You kind of, uh, no, but no, but you can, I think absolutely. I think you, I think luck is, luck is created. Technically, you can't get lucky just sitting there doing nothing. Yeah, if you're not out, if you don't put yourself out there. Exactly. Exactly. Yeah. I think about like Justin Long, uh, he was doing laundry or something. And then he yeah, director had to be doing laundry.

And they talked and then that's how he's gotten to the music in the film industry. To where, yeah, if he wasn't out there doing his laundry, if he was like a completely inclusive and he was like, I'm just going to shit myself and not watch my clothes. Yeah. And then it'd be easy to do that there. It would be like, I'll do it tomorrow.

You know what I mean. There is a degree of work put in, you know, you have to be in a, because sometimes they happen the right, the right place, right spot. 15% skill or something. Because I think a concentrated power of weight. But you have a percent penis, 50% calm.

He has crazy people on the stream. And there's like, oh, that's pretty cool. you had that person on the stream. So much come. That also does not, none of this adds to 100% all, 50% beat is 50% come 5%

shaft. That's a lot of fucking cum. I think I'm gonna do, it's just gonna all be come. It's every, every percentage is gonna be come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come.

I love that, I love that song. I love that song, reminds, like, puts me back to of such a specific play. Like, that's like, 2004. I'm like right back in 2004 again when I'm playing bionicles and they came out

in 2006 I'm sorry to correct you. Oh whatever. You're not sorry to correct him. Did it actually? Yeah, because I remember the it puts me in the same because it does the same thing for me but I specifically remember I got my second car and I was

driving all over the place listening to that album because it came out, it just came out and come, come, come, come, come, come, come. And a lot of, it was, that was a brilliant song because it was in so many, like, commercials. And every, like, sports movie. fucking, uh, NBA, it was, it was, it was the official song.

I think that year. Really? Yeah. It was fucking, like, I was like, God damn. It's sonically really good. That's son of a bitch made. I like, I like, I like my. It's not really about anything, but.

Yeah, it's just about. It's just like, hey, here's us. Hey, this is what it took to be. And I'm like, well, not necessarily. You, you also, you know, like, there's privileges that. I don't know, I'm not going to get into it. Yeah, whatever. Yeah, you're not going to be, you're not going to, like, you have, there.

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Game Awards. Yeah. Yeah. So the nominees for Game in a year are going to be. Amazing transition. I don't know how it happens. So there's Astrobot. There's Balato.

Say that again? What's that again? What's that? Balato. Balotro. Okay, gotcha. That's dyslexia. I thought it was two T's.

Balato. Balatro. that's what it is that's what I saw Black Myth Wukong there's Elder Ring Shattered Earth Tree Final Fantasy 7 rebirth Metaphor Rephaphasio

Metaphor Metaphor refentazio I didn't play Yeah that's the persona game Yeah That's the persona tag Herder's very good Not so that I'm much time

playing the game ever again though That's as well I can't I can't do JRPGs anymore I it's adhering to me If I'm not if there's not yeah column was telling me

there's like stretches where you're not you're straight up not playing the game for like two hours and then you fight a boss and then it's two more hours of cutscenes

and only like I can't even begin to I can't even begin to care man not sure it's not a great game I think I'm sure it's great for that for that audience but like I cannot begin I love I love persona I was a huge fan persona for one of my favorite games of all time

I played it when I had way more patience I cannot do that anymore When did you play it For persona for? How old are you when you I was maybe nice Yeah, I just Most JRPGs are also

Well, I've always been in and out of like JRPGs and anime Yeah, like to me if it's too fucking weird I just I get a little bit You know If it's too childish or you know The way that there's a What is that?

If it's too Shonen driven We're in a way that it's like Oh look at this young high schooler That's the almost every fucking story Yeah, the slice of life like high school stuff It's like yeah We're gonna, I could give a fuck. I don't care anymore, dude.

Yeah, you're not, you're not, we're not that demographic anymore. Yeah, not that, yeah. It's for young men. That's what Shonan means by them, I'm mistaken, literally. Probably. I don't know. So it's like, I get it. It's like, does it.

I think Shonan is means for young men. Probably. I think it does actually. I take it work for it because it is a matter. It doesn't matter. But the thing is like, I don't, I'm just not that anymore, you know? I'm the reason I want to be still because I grew up watching it. I want to see that shit end.

I want to see the end. I get that. That's why I stuck with the tag on tie and I was like, I gotta keep going. I don't care. That show is so. Four seasons in fucking like 10 years. Absolute shit series. Shadow of the Earth Tree being on a game of the year list.

Yeah. I saw months ago they were talking about that. They were going to allow that. I saw it like three months ago. Like, oh, shout out of these. Yeah, people voted enough for it. And I was like, all right, well, I guess that's going to win. That was an obvious thing.

I was like, well, it's going to win. I personally, I completely disagree with that. It just doesn't, to me, doesn't make sense. Though I disagree with the rule, yes. Did I obviously know it was going to win once that was some real? I was like, oh, of course. There's a lot of people that actually are fine with it, which I was like, oh, interesting. I mean, there's a lot of backlash happening.

It was like, I saw a lot of people. I saw a lot of people. Like, oh, this is no, I get it. And especially it's lengthy. It's this. It came out this year. Blah, blah, blah. And I was like, I just think that, first of all, number one, you can't play it

without the base game. Yeah. The big, big problem. Yeah, it's not a standalone deal. Yeah. It's like, I was like, well, that isn't, yeah, it's not fucking blood dragon or whatever the fuck. Right. Yeah.

So it's, no, sorry. It just doesn't work that way for me. Like, you can't, like, I don't know how you justify that. I just don't really know how you justify it for cyberpunk last year. And that had like a fucking pretty top tier fucking DLC, I think. Yeah. And they were just like, oh, they're making more? Because I fucking, fan of liberty was good as far.

No, they're not making more. Absolutely not. They're done. Well, they're going to move on to the next. Next. Probably, well, they're probably working on Witcher game, yeah. But the links. Makes me sad.

I want another one. My game, just when that game got really good, they stopped putting stuff into them. I'm like this. Now it's like actually really cool. They'll probably make it. They'll make another one.

Cyrupung is too, like that's a critically acclaimed game now. 100%. And then maybe, yeah, it would probably be so much better. It's probably be crazy. Yeah.

Or be just as bad because they could do the same shit again. You know? They fuck up twice in a row with the same game. I can't like, that is so inconceivable. but like, you know, I guess think crazier things will happen. They're going to do that of Mass Effect.

Don't worry. We're about to see it again. We're going to get a fucking reboot. Dude, I'm so excited. I'm actually like really stoked because some friends of mine got their hands on avowed that obsidian game

by the Fallen New Vegas guys. Oh yeah. Yeah. That like their Skyrim kind of game. Apparently it's really good. Eric's looking really solid, which is like, hey, finally.

Like it's like, I don't have to bother with Dragon Age. There's like a good. There's a good kind of fantasy RPG Kind of around the corner Yeah Because I keep getting the... Every year I get the urge to play Skyrim

Every year Like clockwork Like around Christmas time Around November I'm like I kind of want to jump in Skyrim And then I never have the time To actually do it

You just one fuck with a mod Where some guys A fucking dick Went around the screen And you're like ah Yeah that's funny I remember playing that game I have a lot of fun

I follow a few Skyrim mods Like those meme pages So that always fucks me up Yeah I'll see that I'm like oh man It's such an enduring game In public

Like there's always memes about it There's always like there's always some dumb reference Even I think it like the video I just posted It was like I used like a P Didy leveling up his alchemy stat With like the sound effect and like it's just too It's too good It's too good I think every game on here I guess except for Erd Tree

I kind of was like I don't really think that should be there But whatever Every game has a person praise for being good Astrobat was fun Astrobat makes sense I think Helldiver's not being there is crazy That's kind of the thing to me That's, uh, it feels, this list feels a little bit too political, if you know what I mean.

Like, how so? In a way that's so the snub of like held out, because it seems like an obvious thing that should be on there. Yeah. And then when you also look at say, because to me the whole thing, what I mean by political is just that there were certain things that probably should have been on there that weren't. Oh, like Stellar Blade and stuff like that. To me, that's politics. It's not, you know, politics is, is, is a word that doesn't just mean like. No, no, I know. I know, I know you mean. So it's just like there are things you're like, hey, what the fuck's going on this year?

Because that seemed like should have been there. And I feel like for the similar reason, Dragon Age got accessibility was the only thing that it got. He got nominated for an accessibility award. I mean, that's fine. And that's it. I mean, that's hilarious. That is really funny. That's a lot.

That's what it's got. God bless, you know. That's just so funny that they weren't considered for anything else. They didn't deserve anything else. I know. But the funny thing about it is just seeing like some of the people in the industry. I read a handful of articles that were really trying to, like, I hate this, man, because they weren't talking about the actual game.

They were talking about the gay culture war shit. I hate it. It's so tedious. It's so stupid. They don't do anything for like graphics? They don't have a game based on graphics and visual stuff like that because that game should absolutely have been out. Yeah, there's probably more categories to be announced.

Although I will say. graphics that game needs that game needs to be up there maybe graphics are kind of becoming a lot less important now I agree with that I feel like everything just looks great so like something like Bellatro looks great even though it's just like pixel art cards you know what I mean for sure I well you know I think it's kind of being like like I had a I had a celica that looked awesome but you know I wouldn't say that like put it next to like a you know like a high end well I mean like what I mean is like art design an art style I think is more me meaningful now than just graphical fidelity.

Yes. The only reason I would push back even a little bit is that, yeah, the capabilities are pretty like, can be like phenomenal, but can you pull it off? And the only reason I feel about like, it's interesting enough, and this is probably, people can probably hard disagree with me, but I feel like Dragon Age Vildgard looks better than Blackmuth Wukong to me. Like the way that when I'm, when I'm, because I spent a lot of time in Blacksmith Wukong and there weren't many time

and what it might be it just might be that everything looked like the same regular shit though too it was like oh this uh forest looks awesome this uh it was nothing it was just places that seemed like could exist in this world versus Vailgard has like like say intravizo and stuff

or like this is cool this is fucking this is really cool like this is really inventive and um right and looking at it and I gotta say man the really like putting I put the settings all the way up just because I wasn't playing it

at first because I didn't give a shit but I put it all the way up and I was like really impressed with the hair physics I was like actually it was funny in Vail card Oh really? I think visually that game

is pretty fucking stunning It's interesting I think rebirth is pretty up there too Oh rebirth yeah Especially now on the pro Now that it like you can run at 60 and 4K I never played yet man I got a fucking

It looks good but it's like time sync It's like 40 hours in it I'm like that's a problem I haven't even bought the other one because of just the time. I play remake. Yeah. Oh, dude, this is actually, wait, hold on. We have a question that somewhat relates to this.

You keep talking out. I 100% of that game, the first one. Wow. 100%. How many hours was that? Maybe like 75. 75? That's not that bad.

75. For 100% that's not bad at all. 75. I got pretty far on this one, but there was like one emission that I was like, I just don't really want to fucking do this. How many hours are you into a Villegarde? Belgard, maybe 22. 22? I'm probably double that. I am right now. I'm doing all the loyalty stuff.

I've done almost everything. And that's why I'm 40 hours in. I probably, I don't know, maybe. I think there's still a lot more to go. I know past level 20 is like the sort of the middle part of it up, like sort of the third act of the game. Sorry, second act, going through the second act of the game. I just hit level 20. I just got like Feast of Crows to do all the fucking stupid cool like teleporting samurai shit. Look, there is, to me so far, only the side stuff's been certain things that you need.

I guess it's probably going to affect my story is the only that's been interesting. I'm just trying to fuck Harding. That's it. I'm not doing anything else really. It's taking too long, brother. It is taking a long time. I am fucking 40 hours in and she is not giving me pussy yet. And I'm like, what?

Like, I'll see the explanation. I was like, oh, here we go. Here we. No. Can you imagine? I don't think they're going to have it in this game. No, I think because, well, light spoiler.

I was on Nexus looking at the mods. I didn't see anything for Harding, but I saw something for someone else that they were like removing for, um, for, uh, it was like removing clothes for sex scene.

But it was just a picture of one of the characters. And I'm like, okay, so you, you can't, there are fuck scenes, I guess. Is it rated M?

It is because there's blood in it. And there's some swear words like, Tosh swears a bit, but what was the question? I don't know. No, you had it. I thought you, no,

you can find it. The iPad died. Oh, you fucking asshole You stupid asshole I believe D. Morgan Moonscar wrote and he says, Hello Fats. Kings to put your phone down and pay attention. I was worrying, I was wondering, you would have got him if it was literally a minute ago. Really?

Hello Fats, Kings has put you in front of it. I was wondering what is the worst character in a game or show that was so insanely awful that it prevented you from finishing the game or show despite all other aspects being good? What, prevented you? That's an interesting one. That's a hard thing For me For me I have one easily

Okay what At first was Tony Soprano At first when I first watched that show That nigga sucks so bad It's crazy Really? He's so horrible It's insane

I still haven't watched it I gotta fucking watch it But it's a great show but like Again I think Comprehension in this country's Really broken So people are like

I love Tony and it's like Oh yeah That always happens This niggas Horrible In every single way possible I don't understand Like I don't

That always happens I understand what you're saying, but I feel like there's also, there's like a hopscotch thing happening here. What do you mean? Where I feel like people can't, I feel like people can be like, oh, I love Tony Soprano and understand that he's a bad character also. You can. I feel like you're kind of assuming a lot. I agree that. Because Walter White is, I love that character.

That is like one of the best characters I've ever seen. I think Waltz is a cool character, 100%. I think he's a very well- He's not a good person. Very, very relevant character. I think we, I think with clearly. state of this country, I'm right. But like, it can be argued against me for sure. But like, I'm just saying, I just think it's possible.

I know, no, it's definitely possible. It's, it's because I think it's, I think, uh, the, actually the voting is actually kind of a good representation of the people who don't have that because they're smart enough to not. Like, oh, yeah, this is a. You understand. It was like freeza and something. We understand these people are terrible, but they're awesomely written characters.

Yeah. But then there's those freaks that idolize Joker. You know what I mean? It's just there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, I just wonder how. How many? How many? Too many. I would say too, like not, not, not, not, it's not the majority.

It's just, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's too many. It's a car crashes. It's not the majority. Imagine if the, you know, everyone's just crashing. There's just piles of cars, like mountains of cars, like, it's just like, hey, there's too many of these weirdos here that are like, this guy rules, he under, he gets me.

You know, Joffrey, King Joffrey, that's a solid, I don't think anybody like that, niggas. If you like Jopper, my favorite character, Rapefellow. Rape, Rapefellow. Man,

if you'd caught me another time, Tasha would maybe put the game down for, for Dragon Age. If I didn't have Karlak existing as the pinnacle,

like, oh, this is what they're trying to do because clearly that's what they're trying to do. If I didn't, they're trying to do that character. Are you the big muscle? I think just body wise.

Well, I think like, there's nothing else reminiscent of the problem. I think what is Carlack do. Carlack is witty. she doesn't sound stupid

she sounds like she's mature like Tosh is in her 20s but she sounds like she's like 13 14 Isn't she a kid technically though Is she like young for her I don't know I don't know how old Canari live Do you feel like

Balders Gates I guess it's been a while I guess my question would be like Is there even really enough time Between the release of Baldur's Gate And the release of this For them to have even really reacted in that way To be like oh we need a car

I don't think so. I don't think they did they I think it's the strong strong feminine presenting character. Yeah, strong like big muscle woman. It's a stereotype. They've done such a weird like it's a joke. Even one of her outfits that you can wear where she shows a little cheeks. And I'm like, well, there's dialogue in here specifically that Tasha's mom is upset that she doesn't act or they don't act womanly. and like you're bad at it

and I feel like it's really weird that they gave her an outfit or them an outfit that is very feminine in a way that Tosh clearly doesn't care to do that so it was really, so to me it almost

like this was like put in before they even wrote the character almost like they strong that together because I'm like they shouldn't be in there I can literally see the outs of her cheeks her ass is hanging out and I'm like

mussely bitch she looks good to me I'm like the body looks good. I like it. Until you see her face. And the face and when Tosh talks, dude, the one was she talks, I want to fucking shoot myself in the back.

The mods. She's a good ass fucking character. In the back. I want to shoot myself in the back. She's a great. She's actually, she's a beast. She's my favorite to,

uh, because, uh, you know, to me it's much easier since there's not much strategy in this game. All you do, really all you need to do is a Sunder stuff. Yeah.

If you can bring people a Sunder and then it. Sunder is way to, is way to, even that like, dude, if you, to me, something like, it's, it almost feels like it's like 80% defense down. It's so crazy how, like, when you just sundor something, I'm like, I can fuck it up effortlessly. So all I do is bring people that can sunder or her. She just fucking bashes shit to pieces.

But anyway, um, oh, man, we're gay now. Let me just touch a little bit. I didn't feel I'm wearing shoes. Oh, he is wearing shoes. So you're not gay. It's not gay. It's gay for you. Damn.

Damn. For root. Well, let me get to it. but yeah uh dragon age funny it's not on the thing um tosh if i didn't get specifically uh if the game wasn't gifted to me to finish it i definitely would have bailed already oh interesting so i would say this would be one of those games that um everybody even people who i want to like in the game emiric i want to like emiric he's just too he's too much of a character i talked about it before because he's super posh.

He's the necromancer. He's too posh all the time. That's actually all the bad, poorly written characters. He just feels fake. Balarra feels fake. Even though like she's going through some hard shit with her brother.

And like, I just can't, when every time I'm listening to her, I'm like, shut the fuck up, bitch. I like, I like two characters. The characters,

I would say. I like, um, well, that's not the question. Yeah. Well, I'm,

I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, right, right, right, But it's like

Is that 0-0-000-000-0 again? No On my gay porn My gay porn notifications on Patreon Sorry That was scary But uh On Patreon

Yeah you like who So you like Harding I imagine I like Harding She's cool Because I remember her being cool from before Yeah She's less than she was Unfortunately

But she's still pretty cool Uh That sucks Yeah She's worse than with me It's always unfortunate When it's just like I like this character

Purely because I have prior experience With this character Not from this experience Yeah I think you'll like her more. I'm doing her more. Davin,

it's cool as fuck actually. Davrin. Daverin. Yeah, the elf, there you go. Yeah. He's the elf, yeah, the elf. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Well, I just see, like, I have no idea. I have no idea. I don't know what's going on. Maybe if you, like, maybe I was like, uh, you saw like the characters. I only really remember the dwarf and Tosh. I don't remember. And I think the Asian lady. Oh, yeah.

Those are the only people that everybody else is kind of like, uh, blurry to me because I'm just not going to play it. Yeah. It's, you really. you really it unfortunately because I am so happy for the people that enjoy it like it's hard to play it sometimes for me I'm just gonna wait for a vow

if I looks more of my speed anyway so upset last night because I only had a little bit of time to do anything I was doing shit all day and I'm like I'm gonna just I stopped at a part where I was like oh these should what this should be fun I'm gonna I'm gonna talk to

the Inquisitor you know because you know how you you know how you fucking you created the character. You know you're going to interact with them. Have you not interacted with the Inquisitor? No. Well, you know you're going to. It's not a spoiler.

Literally, when you're creating a character, you have to create the Inquisitor. I don't, really? Did you not, did you not? I guess I had to skip past that, I guess.

Yeah, look, when you're creating your character, there's a part where it says, now create your Inquisitor, and then you go. That's crazy. Okay, I'm actually excited. I'm going to decide to do that. I don't remember,

yeah. So, like, it should, it should be a spoiler at all, but like, Because I know they keep mentioning down south and they're like, oh, yeah, shit's popping off down there too. And I'm like, oh, okay, cool. I hope I get to see that. Okay.

All right, fair enough. But yeah, like, so it's just not a spoiler, but there was another you meet, you know, and then it was the most. It's the second time you mean. It was the most meaningless thing. I was so mad that I was like, what was the point? The first one actually made sense. The second one was literally, are you? just filling time?

This nigga is supposed to be doing really important shit and then he just shows up and he's like, how's going? Kind of a thing. And then you guys like talk over coffee essentially. And I was like, what was that? I thought you were going to give me some good shit or something. No, or bring a new person back in or,

nope, no resources from the game. Nope. Yeah. So I'm so glad that getting, get any nods in the game because honestly, it's, look, man,

I said I'm happy for the people that are enjoying the game. I'm going to be candid right now real quick I don't know what the fuck is wrong with you guys I'll be honest I don't know I don't know I don't know what Because there's There's actually

Who just didn't play Dragon Age problem The weird thing is There's enough Connections to the old games In that game that I'm like Even those people Like how are you enjoying this I know they're not reading the codex

They didn't play it they didn't play it They watched someone review it That has to be what it is Yeah I'm just like Dude there's so much You couldn't understand because you know nobody reads the codexes most people I mean no yeah

I try and then I'm just like if I completely forgot about something I'll try to look like oh yeah yeah okay cool every time I find myself reading codexes and video games I'm like I started to get to me and it's like I don't know this much about the real world I'm gonna look into this I'm a waste of my fucking memory banks

like I know exactly how the Shaw Fujikawa Slip Space Drive works in Halo because I knew who invented I don't need to know this I don't know really who invented train tracks Yeah, it's good point. I feel like maybe 11 people in the country know that. Yeah, it's probably just people who specifically. Yeah, train geeks.

Autistic 50-year-old train train, train dads. Exactly that. He really loves Thomas the Kedrenren. And his son is like, Dad, please talk to me. And he's like, choo-choo-choo. Choo-choo-em-away. So, yeah, I mean, so it's a couple of Dragon Age characters for you guys. I think for me, like right now.

Yeah, what do you got? is this dude so I I do have an example of one that got me to bail on a game entirely or technically a DLC but like there was Final Fantasy 7 remake came out and then there was um intergrade which is like this DLC that connected rebirth and and remake and that centered around this character Ufi yuffy sucks Ufi is everything you hate about ufi is everything I hate about Japanese games like she's mo-capped all stupid she like Like, she overacts every single fucking thing. She's just, she's one note. She's bland. She sucks. She's gay.

Not even literally. I think she's dope. Parentheses derogatory. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think she's dope as fucking a game, though. I think she's fun to use in combat. She's dope as fucking combat. But like I hate whenever, whenever she speaks, everything she says is she, because her whole

character is like, I'm hunting for materia. And every line, without exaggeration, it's like, I'll go if there's materia. Shut the fuck up. Shut up, bitch. I literally, like, I made it about like an hour into that DLC and I was like, I can't, I cannot stomach this. I know it's crazy. I can't stomach it. She's in Rebirth, too.

There's so many good characters in Final Fantasy 7 Reberto is insane. Well, yeah, yeah. Nah, there's plenty of good characters. I would tear that game down before. I think Cloud Tifa, Barrett, and Earth are good. Cloud and then, yeah, so most of the cast? Like, six. 60% of them.

You haven't, you don't go to Red's part. Wait, do you go to Red 13, Kate Sith. But do you go to Reds part in the game? I don't think you go to Red's part. His area with his home?

Yeah. That part wasn't cool as far. I hated it immediately. I think the controlling him part sucks. No, no, no, no, no, no. Let me explain. There's a, spoiler for Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth, kind of, not really.

About a specific character, Red 13, who is a fucking cat that can speak. It's like some fucking, and not like the cat dog. Not a chibi. He's like, he's like a leopard or something. Like some, like a wild animal. You know the red, the red dog from Final Fantasy. Seven. Did you play seven at all? No.

Oh, you know anything about it? I, I, I was, seven was one of those ones that like, you were definitely young. I never finished. And I would only, I, I know enough, but I never. Yeah. Even the last time I try to play. It's, it's a lot of game, man. It's a lot of game.

It's a lot of game. But so, so that's, that's a character. And he starts. off the game. It turns out at some point in the game that he's been putting on a fake voice. Well, yeah. Throughout the, throughout the game. Like, he's, because he wants you to respect him.

And so, like, the, from the second you meet him to, like, 30 hours into rebirth, he's used, he's using this, like, gruff kind of, like, serious voice. And I'm like, oh, okay, I kind of like this guy. And then immediately when he gets home, he's like, Mom, Dad. And I'm like, I am, I've never turned. It reminded me of, you remember that character that Sam Wise played in Stranger Things? Yeah. Where he like drops the gun in the stairwell and immediately dies.

And like, even though I liked him before that, I was immediately like, no. You're dead to me. I think, I think it's funny because of the fact that his species lives for like ever, literally. So it's like, how old are you? I'm like 98. It's like, oh, okay. He's 48 according to the game. But he's like 16.

But in real world he's like 60s. He's a kid. He was like, I was trying to be tough and it's like, that's silly. I hate that. His real voice, his real voice sucks. But he doesn't speak in his own voice really often. He doesn't at one area. And then when you're back, what does he?

Does his voice change in the game? I don't remember. His voice changes. I looked it up on, I looked it up different. I don't think it does, Chris. I think I think you make it sometimes. Never mind. When you're using him on his, because I remember at the end of the game when you're doing like the final parts, he's talking as his older voice.

And I'm like, what's the point of me revealing that? Maybe. Maybe. I don't know why they revealed this. I don't know. He switches. Yeah. He switches sometime.

But, like, to me, it's like, the fact that, the fact that, the fact that you did this at all makes me hate this character. Like, I hate this character now. Like, I've, I've, I hate him. He sounds terrible. I understand. I love the character. I think his whole entire part is really, really, really. I think controlling him is weird.

He had to run up wall sideways. You know what it was cool how, like, when he, like, when he saw his dad frozen in stone, he was like, I'm, I'll make you proud, dad. and the statue cries. Yeah. Dude, I rolled, I couldn't, I rolled my eyes so hard.

I think that's definitely very anime, but it's like, oh, I guess, this dad's a crying rock dog. Look, look, I like,

Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth is, is bad funny. Final Fantasy 7 rebirth, like, I like it, but it sucks. Like, it,

like, story-wise, it sucks, Mando dick. I don't get it. I disagree. I think it's a really good story. Okay.

You like the crying statue. I think it's, I think it's like, In the regular game, he's just talking to us at you. You know, you're like, it doesn't get undercut by his fucking, you know, pre-bubescent fucking, I can't wait to jack off the anime girl's voice. I like. I like, look, I like Cloud.

I like Barrett. I like Tifa and I like Aaron. I like any interaction with those characters. But anybody else in that game really is the worst character from every other video game. Did you meet Vincent? No. That's later on than I think. Vincent's fucking, his whole character is being cool, though.

I don't know. Like, do you know Kate Sith? Do you know that character? Probably. I'd have to see the picture. Do me a favor. I want you specifically. I want your reaction to this. I want you to Google Kate's sick. Because when I saw this for the first time, I literally, I sat on my couch and shat in defiance.

I was so fucking mad. Look up. So C-A-I-T-Space H-I-T-H. Spells it like that. Exactly. It's Kate. It's not cat. Okay, Kate Sooth.

Uh-huh. dumbest fucking design in the galaxy That character Is in the game Yeah he's he's walking alongside Cloud Strife Oh it's a he you saying I don't know

Oh I assume It's a he It's a he I can say that for sure Yeah see that's Do you see that? Yes I do see that Kingdom Hearts ass shit

Here's here's the Here's the problem I know Kingdom Hearts is his final fantasy ass To this question Um Those characters are things That would 100%

Make me stay away from a game Like when I see something that It just it's it couldn't be It is so far removed from something that could appeal to me That like I just I'm like I don't want to encounter that thing ever No And that's when to you hear his voice And see I have

It's fucking what is he Irish? He's like Scottish retarded It's like that He's like Cloud Stripe It's the honorable cloud strife Wow cloud we have to go in here It's it's a problem that I have

That I know I've missed some games that are probably really good. Yeah, yeah. But just there's some characters that I'm like, this is not even remotely for me. And I, God damn it. I feel. I have nostalgia. I think that's where I stand where I'm like, I played this when I was younger.

So this isn't bothering because I already know this exists. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. Within the context of itself, it's good. But it's like, it's constantly fighting you. It's like it wants you to not like it. You know what I mean? Where it's like, the combat's really good and like cloud and Barrett and all these

characters. These are really cool characters. But like, nah, things are going too well. Throw a. threw a cat in there and make him like not even the same style as the rest of the people in it

it's those jarring shit you know like but like I get I understand but not the main cast I understand what you mean I understand what you mean where it's like very just it's like just position

and that's the point like the party forming the party you're like you know like there's always in everything that there's a big part of them it's always one motherfucker like or a few motherfuckers

like what are you're not even the same species as me no there isn't that's what I'm saying well it there this is only a problem in Japanese games yeah

Yeah, in Western things. In Western, okay. Yeah. In Massifact. Well, Massifax. There's just a circle. There's just a fucking circle with a smiley face running around. There's not a circle with a smiley face around, but there's literally like alien.

Shepherd. There's a whole ass Krogan. I don't know if I, look, I could not speak to a Krogan. Dude, if E. He had a fucking. E.D would be some stupid cat if it was, if this was a Japanese funny production. Oh, yeah. It'd be, it'd be toned up to 11.

You know, there's like the different species of four. It's like, I don't know. I'm like, I don't know. No, no, no. I understand different species. Yeah, yeah. But no, and I, The Krogan are weird, but they make sense in the reality of Mass Effect.

I agree. I agree. Kate Sith makes no sense. He's just, dumb. Like, just looking. I don't know anything about this character. I think it looks so fucking.

I think Kate Sith is such a silly fucking stupid character. He sucks. That's kind of the point, though, huh? Like, as a character to use? He's like the most broken, but you got to know how to play him. I swear to God. I refuse. He's like,

insane. He does so much damage. It's really stupid. But, like, it's... I'm not going to want to play as that character. I agree. I was playing as one of the... This nigga is a fucking dumb-ass cat with a puppet.

I don't want this shit. It's fucking stupid. Yeah, it's... Look, that's Japanese medium. That is... That's just what they do. They have to do it. That's one piece.

One piece is fucking... One piece is art style is that the art style doesn't match. No one is drawn correctly. It's interesting that... Not correctly. It's just different. It's just...

It's just... It's just a... Yeah, it's interesting that that's what the veil guard kind of feels like a little bit, where almost like they were drawing from inspiration because in the games prior, they didn't have anything stupid like that. It was just a Western RPG, very grounded. And then this game, they put in the servant Manfred, who's hissing, the hissing skeleton. And then even though I do like the Griffin, the Griffin of Son,

but like it's just these cute things that is shoved in the game that were never in any of the games before. And like, I like the son because he's actually cool, But another thing, what is that McGuffin dagger that you have that you can do shit that you're part, look. Oh, they have a Star Wars like a MacGun Dagger? So like, look at it, your parties, basically, look at your party members have special abilities that can help you traverse certain areas. And if they're not there, your dagger just does it. Wait, really? It does it all the time?

It is so fucking stupid. It's convenient, but it's just stupid. I could lift the rocks. No, you can do everything. You can literally do everything. So if the party member's not there, let's say, for example, this thing needs to be exploded with fire, which Toth is a fire breathing fucking Kunari. The fucking dagger will do it. The dagger shows up.

You take it out and then fire digals, boom. That is really. I need Hassan to take down a thing so I can jump on this platform. He's nowhere in sight. Dagger summons Hassan. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on. I don't know how you didn't know this. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

I've never really, because the thing is that I don't know what you're doing in this game for 20 hours. Those moments haven't really come up a ton of me. Like I understand. I remember I did it with Harding's rocks where I lifted the rocks. Yeah. So you're not doing like the area. Oh, whoa, I wouldn't hear.

There's a, there's a. Hassan's in this? Asan. Yeah. Hassan Piker is the Griffin. And then he like, you can pet, you can pet Hassan. And he does that laugh. Yeah.

He remembers. Who's the terror is? Who is terrorists? Freemost. Have you seen this cool music? He didn't mean to you. I think he's just being stupidity, but I get it. I think he's being completely,

what's the word I'm looking for when you're pretending? He's playing dumb. That's what he did. Hassan is doing a very good job. Lillian, unfortunately, Ethan Klein's kind of losing his mind, unfortunately. Like his audience, there are channels that are dedicated to his podcast that have like, I'm, they checked out. And I was like, that's unfortunate.

Yeah. He's, he's having a hard time, man. He's having a hard time. I like even, he's been nice to me. Right. I like Hella, like, Hella especially is very nice. I don't know what the, I feel like they're going through something. They're definitely having a lot of attachment.

Like, because at a certain point, you got to just maybe relax. Dude, stop. Everybody wants them to just stop. Like, it's like, guys, like, you guys, like, specifically even. Because, Ela will say stuff, you know, in defense or whatever. But, like, it's like, hey, man. And then I, I'll catch a little bit of Hassan's thing. And he's like, what do you say now?

Like, it was one of those things where he's like, what, what happened this time? And, man, I, I, I, uh, I tried to reach out to a long time ago. I mean, I wouldn't try it right now. Me too. There's, there's, uh, he seems like he's checked out other than, he's doing the thing where, he just uses the internet but he doesn't like interact with it anymore Yeah

Yeah so like at a certain point I know a lot of people just kind of do that But uh ooh it's getting It's getting weird He didn't end up on a Philip DeFranco show Like it got big enough to where Phil DeFranco talked about I didn't think he would because I didn't I thought it wasn't like is important enough I guess

And I think his audience were like hey Hey Hey and he's like fine I'm fucking dude Philo Frankl's looking kind of sexy What I've seen really lately? No I haven't seen him No like I was watching him he's like grown man. He's fucking like cut. Oh, is he like ripped? He's thin and like he was he was wearing a in the summer. He was wearing a tank tops and he would sit like this specifically with his arms like crossed so you can really see the you can like really see the definition. You got to get you.

Dude totally. I was like I was like this motherfucker is putting in. I was like to get it on video so you know you so there's proof. Yeah. I didn't realize how big he was until he showed like he's like during the pandemic like you know it's either in the pandemic you either got buff or you got fat. Yeah. I saw him and I was like. I saw him and I was like. Like, I literally didn't realize you because you're just used to seeing someone. Yeah, that's his tail him. And then I was like, oh. I have a very vivid memory of Philip DeFranco. Yeah. And like from the brief, from the few times that I'd seen him in person. Yeah.

He got kind of big. I didn't. I had no idea. I still remember him from, oh, wait. You know, like, that's crazy. I do remember that SXE Phil, yeah. I remember, I remember back then. That's almost 20 years ago.

Yeah, YouTube. I mean, YouTube's almost 20 years old. Scott, it's 18 years old now. I think. It's, uh, I'm not doing the math. But, look, you got, he got, he got kind of, he got, he got kind of up there. I had no idea. I had no idea.

He was over that fat, to be honest. That's what I mean. I was like, I was like, you got this big. But yeah, I guess, uh, and now he's all sexy. He's probably cheating on his wife like crazy. That's, that's crazy. I like you, Phil. That's crazy.

That's the Lord's work, man. There's no way he watches this podcast or listens. That's the Lord's work, man. He's got eyes and ears everywhere, man. That'd be crazy. I feel like, if he... Someone like him that's been doing shit forever. Well, I remember specifically once he, like...

I know he's vaguely aware. I don't know if he knows about... Maybe he doesn't know about the show. But like, I remember because he... Do you remember, like, when I made that... When I made that sarcastic video in the car... In a car about fucking Batman. Yeah, about Batman being too woke because they put a black lady in it.

Oh, right. Like, I put my sunglasses on and I sat in the front seat of my car. Right. Making fun of that guy. Yeah, because there was somebody doing that, right? Because he was like... Every person in the movie that's half decent is black. Yeah.

All the bad people are black. All the bad people were white. I was like, that's not it. Did you watch the movie? It's not even remotely true. What about Batman? The hero's a white man. The main character is a white man.

People would fuck if Batman was fucking black. Oh, he is. Shut up. If they made Bruce Wayne, first of all, I'm someone that's like really sort of not a big problem with like legacy characters. I don't really care that much. I think it's like we've had them for a long time. In fact,

a few of the best characters from comics are legacy characters. Yeah, wait, why are you talking about legacy characters? But like, but the idea of making a character, like making straight up a black man, Bruce Wayne.

Oh, like, oh, bother people so bad. Why are you near me? I'm gonna be honest. I'm gonna be honest. At this point,

I feel like it's the only direction to go in. Because like, look, they, dude, they rebooted him to like, what if, right now, right?

I think, yeah, I think and I'm like, brain wacy, the black bruise brain, brain wacy, brain wacy, brain wacy is fucking

that is hilarious. Master wine, you're looking mighty black today. It's just Uncle Phil and fucking Jeffrey. It's always Uncle Phil. Are we,

did we just, did we just invent a new extra ammo? Maybe. Black, black man. I feel like we did this already somehow.

Black man when the guy's scared of black people So he becomes a what you're going Oh yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah Yeah I love that idea so much Master white Master black

Master black Master black That implies that he calls him Master Bat He's like Yeah His name is black men It's Derek in fact

Don't close it Don't touch me offred I'm scared of fucking everything Oh my God Anyway yeah I don't know The Game Awards whatever I don't think

think Shadow the Oetrie should be there. I think Hell divers got snubbed crazy. I get the argument where it's like, oh, well, they didn't listen to their community and they kind of fuck the game up. It's like, I don't even think that necessarily matters, because that game was the hugest thing in the world for like three straight months. It was crazy. No acknowledgement of Power World either. Yeah.

Power World was pretty fucking massive. Yeah, Power World was pretty big, too. Pokemon was like, hey. Well, Pokemon now. After a while, they were like... I have kind of the minority opinion, though, on like what game of the year is, or what game of the year should be. Game of or should be the game that defines the year.

I don't think it necessarily needs to be like the best one. I feel like those go hand to hand so often, but yeah, I agree. Not necessarily, like, because I think 2016 easily Pokemon Go. You know what I mean? Like, Pokemon Go was 2016's game of the year. Like, unquestioned. It was that. It was that and Overwatch.

So, yeah, Overwatch 1 is, it makes sense. It makes sense for Overwatch to win. I'm just saying, like, Pokemon Go should be in that category. Like, it should have been up there. I understand. That was like a fanat. That was crazy. Yeah, it was.

I hated it. I mean, it got me to try it. Yeah, me too. I downloaded it. I contributed it. Yeah, and so the fact that like, I don't know, Black Myth Whocag, I think deserves to be there, even though it got 80, that was definitely like a big game for sure. Like, it had like millions of people playing. Yeah. First Chinese game. Like, that's a pretty big deal. I think that game should win for art design. I think art design. I think character designs, but I think it's fucking amazing.

I think this is the way Sun Rukkah, I mean, the Black Myth. Is that his name, I guess? I guess he's black myth because he's not soon. His fucking design is insane. Especially the end fight with him when you fight the other monkey version of him, the bigger. Yeah. It's just a bigger hand, which is so. It's just a fucking monkey, though.

It's just a monkey. And there's, well, I guess there's also, you know, if you're aware of the legend, like the mythology, it's, you've seen that, you've seen that many times. Yeah. Even like something like monkey magic, the show. It was very like, you know, you kind of seen this many, many times. If you watch Dragon Ball, you see, like, you have an idea. If you watch, well, Dragon Ball specifically. If you watch Dragon Ball, you have a rough idea of it.

Like, it's still Dragon Ball is like pretty far removed from everything. Yeah, I mean, it's only loosely based on it. Yeah. It's so funny, Black with Wuhan made me really want, I don't really have a convenient way to play this game. But like, it made me want to go back and play Odyssey, uh, Journey to the Way. West. Did you ever play that? I didn't play it. Weird game.

But it's like based on the same thing. It's based on the monkey game. Okay. Is it? Yeah. It's literally like called the Odyssey to the West. Journey of the West. Journey of the West.

Yeah. I don't remember exactly what the game's called. It was a really weird like ninja theory game, I think. Interesting. I could be wrong about it. It was weird. It was a weird fucking weird fucking game. But I remember really liking it.

Look man, black myth. I feel like, I feel like me. I don't know if anybody else has said this, they must have, because I didn't really see very many reviews about black myth, but I was extremely underwhelmed that I did in fighting into those giant gods in the very beginning, which almost seems like that's the point of them being there, because they all fuck you up. They get Sun Wukon killed by fuck his ass up, and then that guy finishes him off, right?

Putting one to up a mountain. And so I'm like, oh, I can't wait to fuck those dudes up. That's going to be a crazy-ass battles or something. Yeah. And I was like, oh, I was thinking, you know, Azuro's wrath. You know, where you're fighting some big ass fucking dating. That game. That's a fun game.

I think that game looks cool. I think that game plays like fucking shit. That game plays like that fucking... The parts where you're not fighting the bosses are the dumbest fucking... It almost feels like I need a gun. Yeah. It's like it's weird. It's weird.

It's like you're on this like platform and then it's just you're in this one area and the way... It's weird. I think the cut scenes from that game carry that game way higher than it needs. Like harder than I think. It's fun to watch It's mostly QTEE stuff It's funny shit It's still fun

It's fun Yeah it's fun It's good Punching someone's so hard Their fucking mass falls up When they start crying And coward Dude this motherfucker

I do want to say Yeah The ending Because I did look up The ending of Blackmuth Bariata curiosity It's a really baffling ending I think I got a bad ending

The fact that The fact that like Black Myth blinks And then Desmond Miles Wakes up Is so stupid That would be crazy. That would be

he wakes up and you hear done done done done done done done done done that done you wake up and Cretus is running Blackmeth wakes up and Cratos is storming through his village looking for him and you're like

No Zeus it's me Desmond he kills God's what I have returned It's me And who the fuck are you? I'm the assassins Greek I am the assassin's It's creed.

And I'm here to kill you. And in Blackwood, it's like, what's happening? He's like, why are you in my gay? I like the idea. I like the idea. I like the idea. I like the idea of the animus taking him back to his ancestors and his ancestors. His fucking son we call.

It makes no sense even. In that universe, it kind of makes sense. I would, uh, one of the, what do they fuck? What are those? What that redeemed? Idiotic aliens called again? What are those fucking aliens that are just people? and they're like, oh, they're pretty much the god.

What do they call the species of them? Are you talking about the engineers? No. In like Assassin's Creed? Well, no, all of the Italians. It was, it was. I don't remember the stories. For a while it was.

What game are you talking about? In Assassin's Creed, right? The, um, all of the gods in like odyssees like that, they're a species. I forgot what they're called, but they just showed up. Started doing God shit here eventually. And they based all the, like, you base all the deities of them. I watched a fucking, like, an hour-long video about it. And I was like, this series is so,

retarded. What you say? Assassin's Creed Odyssey? Like all of them. It's like, because you know the aliens, I'll make the animus for you, if I'm mistaken, right, in the very beginning. I don't think that's true. I thought they changed that. Is that real? I look at, they had so. Did the aliens make the enemies? So there was a whole, there was a whole

thing. There was a wreck on it. I don't know if I, let's put it this way. I could not, and I mean this, I could not care less about the animus at all. You want to talk about fucking immersion breaking? That is the ultimate default.

Yeah, because you're doing your thing and then you're pulled the fuck out. You're like, oh, so I just died four times and killed 17 people. And now I just got, I don't know, go to brunch with my fucking cousin. So they're well aware of it. I think when I played Odyssey, I think maybe get pulled out like three times or something. It's so little that like, I was like, all right, fair enough. I didn't even think they still were doing the animals. You're still going in.

Like, this bitch is looking for stuff. I thought they abandoned it entirely. I wish they did. When Desmond died, didn't he? I thought, does Desmond become an assassin himself? Or does he just kind of like, he just does me? No, as much as like I loved, he just dies. As much as I loved Black Flag, you're still stepping in and out of the fucking animus.

Yeah, but at least that's like, that was kind of an interesting one though, because at least that was like, all right, Desmond's gone. It's just you. You're stepping into the animus. Like, okay. Yeah, whatever. I'm some dickhead. And it's, there was still some interesting arcs to it and stuff, but I just didn't really care. I can't.

Because it's, it's, it's. They just, it was interesting at first. And then people are like, no, I just want to be in, like, let's see what they do with, I don't know what they did with the, what was the last one that just came out? Mirage. Mirage was the last one. And now, I wonder if there was any animus stuff in that. I don't know.

Yeah, because I didn't. Was it animus up on the Viking one? I'm sure there was. I just don't remember. That game, that game fucking, they missed the mark hard. Yeah, the animus is weird because I do think, I do think the whole feature thing is part of why that series. was so interesting in the beginning.

Yeah, in the beginning but I also feel like it's one of those things where it's like they could have abandoned it a lot sooner. Like it was it's a good way to get eyes like

because that was what was jarring to me about it or what was so cool about it was just like oh it's like a sci-fi it's a sci-fi game and a like alternate history game that's kind of sick

like that's like never the Isu or the Isu everyone that's like when you meet Thor and fucking Loki and shit like that and you meet all the fucking in Assassin's Creed 2

not in Texas Creed 2 and like like it has a great series i think they're what the recastasn's three two is the only one though oh okay crazy there's only two the first one was two yeah it was two and then brotherhood interesting yeah i don't remember seeing any aliens man they weren't they weren't aliens in the sense that they looked like fucking a difference because they were just they looked like humans but they had like a like a like godlike abilities and they were from a different place people that gave you the

fucking apple i think so well it's like it was like that was it was tied to that shit or something yeah it was tied to that shit like those motherfuck to find those like things and stitch that together showing them escaping the garden of Eden or whatever in the first game if you remember that yeah and I was like oh this is interesting and then as it went on I was like I don't care about this at all because the world is so interesting that they fucked up by making the world too interesting really yeah because I don't care about the future yeah and they don't they don't do anything with the future the thing the thing that I remember being pumped about was like oh I get it like they're kind of doing

like you're going to go back in time and then the third game or whatever it's going to be like you're in the future and you've like you're in the future and you've like Yeah, now you're going to be doing. And then you get to, or like you're in the present and you get to play like a contemporary Assassin's Creed game like in today. Yes. Oh, that'd be cool. That'd be interesting. And the more, and then they just never did it.

And then the more I thought about it was like, I'd just rather play a splinter cell or something. Yeah. They almost did it in three where you're like climbing shit. As Desmond, right before you get shot, right? And then he explodes. You remember he sacrifices himself or something like and he explodes and then he dies. How does he do that? It's, I remember.

As well as vague. Number three sucks. So I have vague memory of it. It was so, God, it was so underwhelming. They keep, they'll do something really well and then they'll miss the mark. It's such a shit.

You know what's a shame about three, two? Is that three is a vibe, man. Yeah. Like, Colonial America is such a weird place to place a game and it's so interesting and it's so unlike anything. We all had a, and then it sucks. We had high expectations for it because of that,

right? We were like, oh, this is going to be so cool. We all thought we all were like, oh, obviously Da Vinci was your guy. Yeah. It's going to be Ben Franklin this time. Yeah. Nope.

Who was your homie? It was just Uncle Ruckett It's a racist man I don't even remember I don't think they had anybody Yeah you were just Like first of all You had the DLC with King Washington or whatever

Yes That did happen Which sounded cool but I never bothered with it Because I hated the game so much The base game sucks It just it wasn't good enough I care so little about that franchise Oh here's the tea party

And then like it was so underwhelming Nothing like I fucked up a few people And I was like that felt like nothing happened I care so little about that series Like that's a series that like people talk about like I'm like I played the first two Thought that was cool stop playing him I don't think at this point and I just The way that they're even doing it like colonial America doesn't sound cool to me at all because I know about colonial America

Like I'm not I'm not encyclopedic But like to me it's like I know about many things but I still would like to you know about future Japan is that I mean Yeah I still want to navigate it But feud of Japan seems it seems more magical than colonial America to me you know This is because of fact I'm American you're racist You say magical? Yeah like more like more like nothing magical about Feared Japan at all. No, but it's

I didn't say it seems more magical to me because it's like a, because he's a racist person. It's almost like a world away, you know. He doesn't think that it's actual people over there. He thinks it's like a bunch of smirfs. You're saying, you're saying it, not me, but like it feels cooler. It's like how stories Yeah, how do they even see? You saying that. How are their eyes like, like, like,

why is it magic that they're like that? You saying that makes sense, though. You're saying it looks it cool. Yes, Feudor Japan is infinitely cooler than colonial America. That, that is That's why like I like I don't I just don't care I don't know that's that's my that's my opinion though I think people have a certain

You used up all of your Bullshit franchises I think Because you stayed with Pokemon far too long By that age by that age Yeah my bullshit was already another thing Yeah yeah you already were like I'm already sticking with this thing That I'm denying his shit For many many years

I don't have room for another one Yeah I mean no that's something For a lot of people That's true yeah They play all the ball of dudes It was that thing For a lot of people too I played the first one

The second one And then Brotherhood And I liked all I like well I didn't like The first one I thought Was interesting But the second one I was like This is dope

And then Brotherhood was even better Because it was way shorter I was like Etteo was cool Although it was mad fucking cool Like this guy Etzeo was a great character Like straight up

Yeah That's why they made Fucking three games with them Yeah The only The only consistent character The Mirage guy Was in the Viking one

So he helps you out Yeah So he exists before Where's Marage at Located? It's in a I think it's in Aranagan. So he goes...

Aranagan. Iran again. Iran again. It's in Iran again. Iran. Then Iran. So I think it's in there again. It could be Afghanistan.

I could... He goes to fucking Scandinavia. Yeah. So he's there helping you out. I mean... It happened. Those motherfuckers got around, man. It just...

The Viking one, it's... It reminds me of Vailgard in a way that as an RPG, it is so scaled down in a way that Odyssey was heavily enjoyable as an RPG It's funny To me it's one of those games I feel like shouldn't exist in Ubisoft Because it tickled every fancy

That I wanted an RPG It's one of those world I'm like I'm so I this game is surprisingly Way funner than it should be The the weapons The combat The story, the choices The fucking the scene

I was like this is Doesn't make sense And I think because of them being Ubisoft It didn't get the recognition that it should have gotten. Yeah, I mean, I'm not not looking forward to that Assassin's Creed game, to be honest with. I feel like it's like a call-duty situation where it's like I haven't played Assassin's Creed in so long. Yeah. And they are focusing on stealth again or at least like more than they ever have with this one.

So I'm like, okay, cool. You know what? I'll give it a shot. I'm always done to play as a female samurai. God, I hope they nail it, man. They're not. I don't think they will. Oh, stop.

They're not. I just want to play something. Man. Ubisoft just can't do it, man. I don't know what the fuck is going on with that. I don't know. If it's not Far Cry, they can't do it. How are they like, shouldn't they?

Yeah, Far Cry is the only thing that's been, I guess people are a little bit let down in six, but it wasn't bad. Yeah, but it wasn't bad. Yeah. But yeah, Fire Cry is the only thing, the only thing that has been consistent for them, that's fucking crazy. Far Cry is probably, like, what they, Blood Dragon was so ridiculous. That was cool as shit.

That I was like, this is, this is so. Was Blood Dragon like the fucking racing one? No. No. The motocross one? I remember putting a Far Cry game, there was like a motorcross. No, it was like the cyberpunk 80s like a shoot. gazey type of shit. Yeah, it was like you played as like an 80s action hero and like you had like a

button to flip people off and you had like a robot hand and you had like laser guns and you fought T-Rexes. Yeah. It was just ridiculous. It was fucking ridiculous. Because it was like the whole thing was like it was like a far cry three like 80s kind of action movie, uh, standalone DLC and it was fucking awesome. Yeah. It was actually a little challenging too if you weren't like, if you were looking to just kind of like just breeze through it. It was like you kind of had like it was one of those things where I was like, I thought I was going to play just sitting back. And I was like, oh, Hold on a second. I'm like, I'm getting a little,

I'm getting fucked up kind of bad. It's one of the best, it's one of the best standalone DLCs I think I've probably ever played. Like I, it's very cool. I think I would probably have to agree with that. Yeah,

because I can't think of one. I can't think of many standalone DLCs. There are very many, right? Yeah, there's like infamous Second Son had one, I think. I think, um, well,

no, second son was the, was it a, was the second son's delc begin, ends where the game begins. I can't, like, was there a last of a standalone DLC? DLC?

Uncharted. Was it Uncharted Lost Legacy, I think, was it was what it was called? Something like that. Yeah, yeah. Is that the one that's on Steam right now? It's like you can play the fourth one in something. Yeah, yeah. I don't know, whatever.

Yeah. Let's, uh, I don't know, should we get into questions? Yeah, let's do that. Yeah, video games are terrible. We all knew this year was going to be a little, you know, last year was so good. Yeah. That's why I knew some people were like, I don't think Blackwood Cloud was going to be a game in the year. I was like, bro, think it's light this year.

It's going to get the... It's just because it's light, it's going to be there. It'll be Rebirth or... It has to... I think it's going to be her true. It has to be heard true without a doubt. I think... That's just such...

I just think it would be such a bad move. Yeah, probably, but whatever. I mean... Because then... Fuck innovation. Who gives a shit? Why... Let's not focus on new IPs.

Let's just make dope-ass DLCs. I also just don't think... I also just think personally, like, it's just kind of not... I mean, that good. I think it's amazing. Do you think it's better than the first than Eldon Ring? No. Well, then no.

I don't know. I think it's still great though, but it's not better than Alderman wing now. Okay. You don't have as many characters or like areas or there's varying areas, but it's just not as good as Alder Ring the first one. Yeah, I don't know. I don't think it deserves it. Like the first game is like, it's definitely deserves best DLC. Eldon Ring, Eldon Ring did.

Yeah, I think that game did damage to the gaming world, but not. on purpose. Every game that comes out like that, damage. Well, I guess it would, I mean, it did introduce the world to souls like games, right?

Yeah, more broadly. Yeah. Like if you play, if you make a game anywhere similar to that, that's not at that quality. I'm like, well,

this isn't this forever now. To me, it's just fascinating that like, that is a game where, really, I mean, realistically, they didn't,

there wasn't like, the amount of effort that is put into it with like all of the old a lot of the the moves that have been reused the sounds that have been reused oh yeah they reuse all sorts of so much like the amount of they've never denied that

but nobody nobody denies that yeah and no one no developer denies it but then when god of war will like reuse the boat animation because why would you redo the boat animation everybody's like what the fuck yeah that's what the hell that to me it's like the past that that from software gets a lot of passes too oh yeah I think easily yeah I agree.

I think they got a lot of passes, but I think for me it's just like... I just find it funny. I think all of the... There's not a reuse in that game, undeniably 100% if you've played... If you've played them, especially,

I think it's probably a thing and a lot of people didn't play the other souls games and it kind of came into this one they're not paying attention to like, that's a frame from Dark Souls 3, literally, or like that's a frame. Like, that role is probably the same role

from like Dark Souls 2. Of course. Like stuff like that. It's, yeah. I think that's why Secondo was like so interesting where there was, it felt refreshing actually. I used that was entirely new that game

Especially like the sword clashing sound I love Sekaro man I really like Sechiro until I play the game I think that game is so What does that mean? I like the aesthetic of it is really really cool I think the way you kill people How'd like you get the fucking like red dot

And you stomp on their throats You stab them like it's fucking brutal Yeah so the gameplay But I think like I think that game is so wildly easy Until certain points it's like this is You think that game's very easy I think both

The Souls games by now for me, I've been playing them for like almost 12 years. You know, there's a lot of people. Like for sure, you know, like. I guess there's a lot of people that's playing them for exactly. Of course. There's a lot of people that say that. They're like, people forget about that.

Yeah. They say, oh, this is easy. I'm like, it's not easy. You're just good. No, no, no. I understand that. But I feel like, like just the sword, the sword clashing mechanic is a little too lenient at times.

Like the, the, uh, the peri mechanic. And I think it leads to the moments where you're just like aimlessly hitting it to just the fucking you're like, ting, ting, ting, ting, ting. I'm like, it's still lit as fuck hearing the fucking swords clash. I don't know. But it's like, I think it's very good. Also, I think it has a horrible final boss. I think the final boss in that game is so fucking bad.

I actually don't remember. It's been too long. You shouldn't. The nigga, you kill three, four times in the game. Oh, right, right. And he spits up another dude. Like, why do you die? I mean, wasn't bad, though.

Wasn't bad. Not bad. Gwyn. And like, let's, let's be, let's be. And Gwen's 13 kids in different timelines. I'm not. I don't know. No shade.

No shade. I think. That's my only reclimate. Elden Ring is fun. Like, From games are funny because, like, there's so many bosses

that they have the best fights and the absolute worst fights that I've ever played in any way. Yeah. Like, I, the second I got to the Gatskin, noble,

I was like, this sucks. Dude, objectively, Dark Souls 3, I think it's the Deacon of the deeper or something like that. You're in like the,

it's just a bunch of church niggas just standing around and then you just got to, like, you kill one of them and then it's soul goes into another. And you got to just kill them throughout the thing.

How is, This is this a boss? This is, it's literally just hack and slash. It's, it's so stupid. It's just don't get hit once because they're all going to butt fuck you. Yeah.

Yeah. It's so funny. It's such a stupid boss. I'm like, what is this? But then they have bosses like the nameless fucking king. We're just like, this is crazy.

Fuck you. This is a little shit or then there's fucking. Dark Geter Madeir was probably the one that that fucking dragon in the, the Recedy Dils seed. Medir made people fucking lose their minds. That shit was fucking annoying. Getting with him. It's one of those things, though, I do long for it because I've beaten a handful of dragons in Vailgard.

And two of them, especially this OP dragon that you'll encounter. I was like, damn, this motherfucker has so much APP. The first dragon you fight. It was the same pattern from another one that I beat. So I'm like, oh, I just have to do it longer now. Because it was the same pat. It pissed me off because this dragon was supposed to be, this was the best dragon in the game. And it was the same pattern as another dragon.

I was like, are you fucking kidding me? The fight with the first dragon made me so upset because I was just getting killed so fat. I was like, am I like, am I like, am I like, is my armor fucked? Like is something wrong? Like, what am I doing wrong? And then like, well, it's usually the case. You know. No, it wasn't.

What was the case for you? You can't try to. It rationalized video games. It's like, that's a dragon, my guy. You're not supposed to be taking hits and chating blows with a dragon. It's not even like, I'm a rogue. Like, I'm not supposed to be like out here boxing. a dragon must be smart i kept sundering it and that's what fucking

shad on it i kept sundering the fuck out of it and blowing it up but i was like what the fuck am i yeah yeah you find out you're not gonna finish that fight you don't even finish that fight it leaves and you're like that actually oh made my dick very soft okay i guess that made my dick incredibly soft that you just slap that dragon and then it flies away yeah yeah i was just like how do you do it ready to go yeah all right i like how you just you just couldn't care less at all i just i'm trying to get time oh we're an hour and a half well well Let's end it. All right, bye guys.

Remember, you can ask questions over at patreon.com slash a snarkang as well. Give us your questions. And we'll read them on the show if they're good and they don't make me mad. Schindler's list is a comedy road in. It says, What's Up, Chris, Derek and Weird Assed Cheezeed Drinker. So my father went to high school with P. Diddy himself. Yo! I have video proof of the yearbook if needed.

That's crazy. Do you guys know any people that, you guys know any people that knew some crazy famous people at some point also as someone who lives an hour north from the from he said the NY City which is a strange thing

for somebody who lives that close to call it but like I'll believe you this is kind of like the German what is it the the inglorious bastards when the guy gives himself away by using the wrong three oh okay yeah yeah I was like I live this close to the NY city he's like

The NY City, huh? No one says that. Is there a weird way to give Have you not seen this movie? I don't remember it though. In glorious inwards In glorious bastards We're like they're undercover as Germans

Oh yeah And he gives the English three Because in England and America you do this But in German you do this And he gives himself away And then he gets shot in the dick literally Oh my God that's a downstairs scene Right everything falls apart

Yeah The bass bander yeah I don't know It's all back to me now Fassbender Fossbinder Don't do it a magneto.

But anyway, he says, somebody who lives an hour north from the New York City, most people, including me, think any way past Albany is upstate. Albany is upstate. Albany is upstate,

but the people from, people from New York call everything's above Yonkers upstate pretty much. Yeah, I mean, they're not wrong. They're not necessarily wrong. So, yeah, so, oh man,

like that is, first of all, that's crazy that your dad went to high school with you. I feel like we had another ride in, like, years ago that was like something similar, right? McGuire. Yeah, like their dad, like, Toby McGuire, or someone's dad used to bully Toby McGuire.

Was that it? Do you remember that? I don't. It was like a ride in. Oh, that's cool, though. Yeah, it was, like, and he has pictures of him in, like, a trash can or something like that. Imagine a cop and a flick with your old-ass, fucking big-ass camera. And it's Toby McGuire bleeding out.

It's teenage Toby McGuire bleeding out in a high school cafeteria trash can. Hell yeah, dude. It just hurt. What's what we need. My friend, I can't remember cousin, maybe, RuPaul, I think. My friend Cameron, I think it's cousins, RuPaul. I think that's like the closest. Oh, weird.

Yeah, that's like the closest thing. Yeah, I don't know if I have. I have a few, but like, nothing really like, nothing crazy, crazy. Yeah, you told about something of the show, like good times, or was it? What you call? Yeah, my, so welcome back Mr. Carter. Oh, yeah.

That guy is my grandma's cousin. I think technically Felicia Rashad's laid to my grandma, too. technically. I think her grandma and my grandma's mom are cousins. And then I know, I know Romeo Santos. That's about it. I'm, I don't know, man. I'm sure at a certain point, like maybe like six years ago, I've had things like this and I would have remembered them, but now it's just kind of like, it's trivialized a little bit just based on just the degree of separation that we have to people. But you know, yeah, because I'm not around my family.

enough to even have like no life like that anymore yeah so like creator clash was that moment for me it was like oh this is the world's kind of small and none of this like whatever oh my cousin my cousin's this person's cousin like i don't know it doesn't matter these are i'm gonna run into these people at some point and it's just kind of like i think living in new york particularly since that city's also so fucking on top of each other people just be knowing people sometimes man yeah because i've seen famous people so many times in new york i was in like a fucking bodega and i saw a method man And I was like, and everybody was calm except for me. I was like, what the fuck?

That's a method, man. Or like here, when we were at the fucking Buffalo Wildlings, we saw Cat Williams. Like, I still, I still think about it because I'm just, that was a 2 a.m. on like a Wednesday. We were all, we were like insane. That was so late. They even open that late anymore? I think so, actually.

That was like crack a dawn. Like, fucking. It was pre-pandemic. They used to stay open for people back then. Yeah, before the, now there's not enough people left. Yeah. No. They all died.

They're all fucking dead. The salty runback Fun to be hilarious for that, bro. Huh? The salty run back for COVID It's gonna be fucking funny. Did you say the salty runback? Yeah.

It's like one thing When you lose In a fighting game You call salty run back But you go right back To the same stage The same characters again I've never heard that term

It's like a very Fighting game stage It's like it's probably for Smash Yeah I mean everybody does it I mean I know what it means Yeah

The run back like Oh run it right back Immediately You have to You have to broken You literally have to You do that

You only do that if you lose on some bullshit You can't be doing salty runbacks If you get three, five You get fucking penetrated Because then you're just an idiot It's a dumb ass No if you're been If you're dominated

You're like oh yeah well All right Gigi You just you go and kill yourself I've never Am I a sort of loser I'm not To me only if it's a if a computer If like the if the fucking computer

If the AI Is on some bullshit like arcade stuff, that's when I lose my mind. Because I'm like some, I'm just thinking of the fucking asshole that programmed this piece of shit to do. Your, your, your, your, your mad is even less logical, but I get it, you know? Because it's like, I genuinely can't do shit about this. Well, but it just made, it makes me mad about that.

I'm like, why did you program this so fucking hard asshole? Like, like, it just makes me so mad. I'm more of a, I'm more of a sore winner because I love, I love upsetting people. It's really fucking terrible. Yeah, you have, you have a cold soul. Yeah, something like that But I don't know I think I don't get that mad when I lose

I feel like when I was younger I really cared about losing Do I get that mad? Yes What do you mean? Well, trials is different No, it's not That's a sweat fest

And I, it's, but I'm not like that anymore That's the years ago I have never seen you get more angry At anything than Destiny 2 trials of Osiris Like the competitive Damn you don't have any footage of that

I know You could have on internet Well maybe I don't know He can post that I have to post that I have to post that I could post footage of you, saying, saying shit.

I don't know, I have a bunch of, like, I found a bunch of old footage. I could probably find something, but like, that shit was wild. Because it would be when we're not recording. It would just be like trying to sleep or something. And then he would be screaming full on slurs with his window open. I feel like I remember coming home one day, like walking in from outside and hearing the N-word come out of our building while we were on the street. I remember that moment being like, damn, that is so clear on the street. Absolutely him.

I love it. That's great. I don't do that no more. I don't play competitive games somewhere, man. I fucking let that shit go until rivals comes out. Then I just got back. I'm back calling Lily and word pushing her over after I lose the game. She did nothing wrong.

In fact, rooted me on. What is the strangest game that, that elicited a slur out of you? Like one that would like. That shouldn't. That shouldn't. That really shouldn't. I don't know if I play games that are healthy enough for my psyche for me not to get that angry. What do you mean?

Because I'm usually like, especially at this point in now my life now. It doesn't have to be screaming. It could be like even just a whisper. Just a whisper of frustration. It's a king of heart. I'm fucking sore. Called Donald Duckin inward. Dude, I was playing Odd World last night.

I was playing Odd World last night. And there's these, there are these platforming things where it's like, Oddworld is not It's rigid Like you're not like You don't have like full You can't like nudge yourself like one One centimeter right

If you're on a platform There's only two places you could possibly be And there were these like Balls with spikes Kind of going this way and that way And you're supposed to jump in between them Yeah And I was standing

On the thing and I died anyway But sometimes I wouldn't And sometimes I just shot I just like whispered me The F right I was like what the hell are you doing? Like I was so mad Because it felt that it didn't feel fair at all

Yeah This is this is this is Odd World But that's I'm whispering a slur at odd world You have to man I have one but it's really It's really dubious

But it's like I was playing Animal Crossing And like Timmy and Tommy Abby someone was like I just walked off That is crazy Animal Crossing is a good

It's like There's no ways Because I think because the uncle just took a bunch of money from me. And he was like, hey, me, well, sorry about that. I'm like, don't you dare. Don't you dare? No, you can't.

I'm like, I'll stomp you in a pace. I'll kill you right here. No one can stop me. I'm a human. I can use guns. You guys can't. And you should. Would you like to get Isigai into the animal crossing world?

Absolutely fucking not. You surround him. I'm like, where are the people? I can't understand. I don't know what's at. I can't speak to you. Do you think you go crazy in that? Yes.

Absolutely. You would be transmorphed into something that is not a human anymore. You wouldn't have fingers anymore. You have nubs. I think I would try to die. Where's civilization at? However you do. There's no other people.

Across the water. You can't fuck people anymore. You got to fuck those things. Yeah, you got to fuck those things too. You wouldn't be like free of the desire? No. Maybe. Do they fuck?

Well, there's children, so yeah How do you know? How do you know they fuck? How do you know it's not like a stork situation in that world? Well, then if that, I'd assume they fuck, but if there's a stork situation, then obviously I'm wrong. It might be a story situation. The store comes by and goes,

there's lions and dragons and shit. And animal-crossing? Yeah. They fuck each other? Can you have like a lion dragon? I mean, you can't play as one of those, but maybe I don't know. I don't like this. All right, let's move on.

This game's gay. There's not enough cross-s breezy's breeding for me, man. I'm out of here. Yeah, there's not enough. homo erotic sex in Animal Crossing. There's no magic, man. When there's no magic, I'm out. Yeah.

All right. Here's another one. American woman, I am gay. Brod in. Amazing. American weiner. He says, Hey, how's it going,

Dick Balls and also Weiner? Not a question, but a recommendation since you've been loving American, I guess this is specifically for me. You've been loving American dad. Dude, by the way, just on YouTube for free, which is the primary reason why I've been watching so much of it. Yeah.

But you should check out the TED series from Seth MacFarland. It's surprisingly much better than the movies. I heard it was actually funny. Solid dry humor and a lot of hard. I did hear this too, and I keep seeing clips of it on like, like Instagram of that actress who plays the mom, who is it? She's in everything, by the way. Like, I had no idea. She's in like always sunny. She was in like, she's in like a million things. The blonde? The mom in Ted. She plays like that, that, that horror in the back of the like behind the bar in a couple of episodes

oh wow she's the mom and ted dude her range is crazy she also plays somebody in cocoa I think it's nuts like she sings like one of the she's like Spanish or something it's fucking weird but her character in that show is hilarious

but I haven't seen that show yet I've been thinking about it I just don't know where it is that's like on like peacock or something it's like one of those I thought it was on Hulu but I can be wrong I don't have Hulu I only have I don't think I have HBO I have like everything about HBO I have to do they have a deal too and I just need to take advantage of it

Yeah, it was like 17 just have Netflix I'd get rid of all of them if I could Lily wants them I don't care about those things at all I just have Netflix for Seinfeld really I would have it I would have it I would have it I would have it I would have it I would have it I would have it I would have it to show I want to watch is on and I would get rid of it immediately I mean that's the smart thing that's the smart thing to do yeah I just keep them all on I I I I have Paramount Plus I don't use it I was watching bar rescue on it for a while I got to cancel my Paramount Club I got to charge for reason. I was like, what the fuck? Yeah, that's exactly

happening to me. I was like, God damn it. I did a free one. Oh, I binge watched all of the Transformer movie and some of them are on Paramount Plus. That's why I got a trial. Yeah, yeah. And then they got me. They got you. You forgot. That's how they get you. That's literally how they do it. I'm convinced that's what the subscription model is. That's 100% it is. And the thing is, I was like, I'll smarted

them by putting a schedule. Yeah. Oh, schedule, uh, cancel Paramount Plus for this day. And then I still ignored it. Yeah. And so I think they're still counting on that too. I literally decided. It goes off on your phone. shut up. You don't check it? I cancel everything. I'm like,

I just, I just don't care. If I don't need it, I don't need to have it. It's smart to cancel because like, because if you're like, oh,

I'm going to go do this and then you find out that you don't have it. And you go, oh, okay, I'll grab it. Yeah.

You know what I mean? Yeah. And then you'll cancel. I want to have them. And I'm like, for what? For what? I don't care.

I don't, I think Hulu is the most trash streaming service ever. I think it sucks so much. I think the interface, the UI of it is so fucking bad. It's insane.

I want you to Amazon Prime's bad too. I have no problems with it actually. Prime is not great. Prime is not terrible. You got to try this because Jojo has a Discovery Plus. It is

Joe Joe has Discovery. Why? We watch a night of fiancé. That's not Discovery? Yeah. Isn't it on HBO? Discovery fucking buy TLC and all these fucking things.

Of course. They have the TLC. Yeah. So Discovery Plus. Also on, what you call it's on um on what you call it's on um on what HBO what is 9 a fiancy I'm pretty sure I don't think so if it is that would be weird but

it's something Discovery Plus app and it has all those other you know 5,000 pound retard you know like stupid midgets and all that like it has all these dumb fucking shows DTLC is coming up next on 5,000 pound retard

followed by stupid midgets at 12 That's insane You know the meme of where I feel like we're not far off from that reality To be honest with you Very much or not There are all those shows

Just without the names I think the names are coming They will be They need to That's the next thing To get more people like I'm watching This is the meme of the guy That comes in his hands

And then slicks his hair back It's like that where it's like Oh this is fucking sad The season premiere of Come hands Now on DLC See me grows up What's the other Sea Negroes

No see that would be on a Wetback Brigade Was uh what's Wait is See Negroes is a crazy Wait was short week on On Discovery Okay so that would be on there

Yo dude DiscoS chart week Shart Like chart Like fucking shit in fart You're just shitting at your pants By farting Yeah it's just a guy

It's just the guy Shitting his Shitting his pants On a flush surface They gave We We followed 10 men with

extreme lactose intolerance. IBS. And then we just funnel fucking heavy cream into his mouth. That's crazy. That's insane. I think Discover when I was younger was such a cool fucking channel.

Yeah, I like it. There was like myth busters and stuff. And Anto Planet was cool as fuck too because I'm like the wild world shit back in the That was fucking live. They had about how it was made I think was on there. Yeah, they had some fun stuff. Yeah.

But then, you know, it all merged. You know, everyone's buying up everything. So now they have all the Discovery. So Discovery Plus has all of the worst show as possible because of TLC is really the worst channel to ever exist. TLC is garbage television like actually do. Like it was E used to be E because I mean even had Howard Stern. That's right. Howard Stern would be like, hey, porn stars.

So how many times do you shit in your mouth a day? It would be like stupid questions like that. So how many pubes do you have? And she's like, I don't know. I kind of. And he's like, well, that's stupid. Okay. Robin, you're black.

Yeah, I am I'm black And then hey, porn star I think we need you to suck on my toes And shit in that midget's mouth And it would be like, it would be like What that beetle juice or what the fuck that guy's name was? Beetreuse?

I don't know why I didn't put him down, you know? I feel like it's I feel like it's insidious not to have put it inhumane It's inhumane to not put down beetle juice Yeah, but hey, beetles just look at that He'd like, what? In his fucking. And then bam.

The fucking Sawed off. Sawed off, man. Have the top of him jump off the bottle of him. It's a sawed off blunderbuss. Which would theoretically make it more accurate. I guess.

Yeah, kind of. Because a blunderbuss is like funneled outwards, isn't it? Yeah, but I... The spread would be lower if you saw it off. I feel like you'd be... Oh, you're right. You're right. I think you're right, yeah.

If you saw off a blunderbust, some of the stuff would fall out. I feel like it's so ineffective. It's essentially those like, do you remember those air cannons? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys play Resident Evil? You guys ever play Mercanties Resident Evil 5? Five, no. A little bit, yeah.

Remember the triple barrel shotgun that Chris would get? I love that. Yeah. I love that. A triple barrel sniper rifle. Why not? Let's do it. I love a dope.

That's always been the pinnacle of Resident Evil stupid guns. I'm sad that they never did something like that. I think particularly after four, I think like Resident Evil, I love Resident Evil too. That is one of my favorite games. I think that is a very good classic horror game.

I think it does the job of what does really well. I think once you get good at that game, the game was kind of out of his luster. Because once you're good at the game, you're not worrying about shit. Because I can just run past zombies. I didn't kill a single one until I had to kill the crawler. I did that on purpose.

I was like, oh, I wanted to treat the challenge of it. Because I want to run around the area and be stressed the fuck. I killed those. black guy zombie too. I killed him. You had to. Like, okay, sure. Like, yeah, he's fucking scared me.

To me, it was, yeah, like, you, that's why people would speed run, or you put on nightmare mode to where you literally couldn't kill them unless you actually blew their heads off. No, the knifing, they wouldn't kill them. So a nightmare, you, you would just use knife to get space, right? And a lot of the zombies threw up on you.

They would throw up acid. Just out of nowhere. So, like, oh, the fucking game's starting, and then you're running, and then I'm like, what the fuck is it? Why are they throwing up asses? They're just making up random shit to make the game harder.

And it was fun. I fucking love that game, but the custom guns in that game were so stupid. But after four, yeah. Like a custom shotgun and it would like almost look like sun rays were coming out of the fucking shotgun. Particularly in fucking five. In five, the guns would be so steroid infused

that you would shoot zombies and it would just be like, stop, please. Did they do that in the first one? because I Are you any weapons? Because I didn't play the first one That much Versus number two right

Number two was like the pinnacle for me But like that game had like just the dumbest Like custom magnum and custom like all this shit Yeah I don't remember I don't really remember the first one I have like the least memory I don't remember one very well I played it but I don't remember one very well I feel like everybody's experience

We're all like yeah we played one Two and three It's the first one The first one's never the best You know you upgraded weapons like the same record Can you think of one a game where the first one is the best Oh, that's a good point

I actually straight up can't That's a good point Because GTA is certainly not It's not like a movie right No movies are more that's more common Is their concepts Isn't that interesting? Of the first one knows better

Damn that's interesting Yeah Look at these guys failing on the questions Unless if somebody asked that They're probably really upset I'm thinking resistance What the fuck they ask then? Fuck me!

No! Three shots Three Three He gets three off before he dies. That's insane. He endured. It's the guy getting kicked in the balls.

Yes. Damn, that is a good fucking question. Ask another question while that's marinating in my head because... Okay, sure, yeah. I'm already forgetting what's happening. Where am I? Where am I?

Maybe... Like an example of a game where the first one is the best. Do we actually just wrap it up here? I think we're at a good time. Should we? I think so. We only ask one question. Let's do one more.

Let's do one more. Let me get out of you. We'll have a super question-centric one. just want to keep this at a relatively decent time You guys had almost a four hour last one. Suck my dick, you know? Yeah, they have, they have plenty of... We'll have it at 230.

230? 230's a hard cap. And if we don't get through the credits in that time, tough. But, yeah, yeah, think about that because I genuinely can't think of one. Let's see. Oh, more like dumb, stupid fucking idiot, Jameson.

So fucking mead for no reason. A twat He says one has to go Beef, pork or chicken? Discussed. Uh, pork. I think beef for me. Pork.

I think beef can go. Oh, no, banil. Oh, man. Like pulled pork, chicharon, bacon. It's too, it's too, it's more, it's not as versatile as chicken for sure. But like,

a good burger is magnificent. A good burger is magnificent, but I don't know, man. I'd have to say, I don't eat pork nearly as much. Even though pork is awesome, like say, because that would mean,

you know, Bacon is anyone. Tacos and burgers. I don't always have a bacon burger. I always tacos. There's always beef on my tacos usually. Yeah, for sure. I give them both up to keep chicken, man, honestly.

This guy, just take both of them. Take them. Do I get double the chicken if I give you both of the fucking... I get to keep chicken and rice, right? That's all I need. Yeah, nice. I think for me it would be beef. I like a good burger for sure and I like a good steak,

but like I have it so infrequently. it's mainly pork and chicken for me and anything else if I'm ever feeling like oh I want a burger I'll just go for something I don't know like if you had to have sex with one of those animals Oh I'm fucking a pig

Let's move on I'm ducking a pig I gotta choose yeah because Miss piggy Sort of like a knowledge Okay well like wait you put a wig on the on the pig There's no there's no like That's why they rhyme You put a wig on the pig and then you do a jig

You do a jig while inside it's fucking guts Nice All right Nice paying $5 rent to live in Sunini's tooth gap People are being really

Meaner is going hard on the paint I don't read the names When I select questions I only read the questions He's crying You made him cry That is one of the meanest I've heard in a long time

Holy shit That is pretty crazy If I was younger I would have tried to find you bro And then American woman I am gay says W name W name W name

She's like it's a great name In response Nice What's up Sweeney, Derek and Hart R Christopher Cool Niggs I feel like we answered this question before

But I love that this keeps coming up If Keith David asked you all to cuck him While he sat silently in a chair watching To observe would you do it Assume you're single for this Out of respect for your partner Or some shit like that This specifically has been asked

I can't do it I couldn't do it I couldn't do it There's too much respect Only if he begged me He would have to pay me a lot. That's way worse. I wouldn't, to me, it would have to be like,

do me a solid. I really need, I really need you to cook me. Do me a solid. I'm trying to have every, I'm trying to have every experience before I leave this earth. Providence. My time is soon. Aim down your penis. In 40 years, I'll be gone.

In two decades. In 40 decades, I'll die in 100 years, so I need you do this. In two decades, I'll die. He's time. He's a fucking time element. mental at that point. He's not going away. They'll remember me far longer than they remember you.

That's absolutely true. I'm like, thank you. Shepard. Fuck my wife, Shepard. I couldn't do that. I really, I would love to speak to him really badly, but I hate that he'd be like, if he was like a right-wing crazy person, we'd

talk about this already. We're not doing this again. But I want to talk to him. You silly black. Silly black. You know, the black male. Yeah, no, I love Keith David too much to do that to him. Nicholas Brilhart wrote And he says, adding this in late to say

that Chris literally just missed his chance to ride King de Kha. It closed without fanfare forever this year. The company that owns Cedar Point merged with the ones that own six flags and they decided it wasn't worth the hassle

to keep it operating anymore. I love how everything's merging together and just making things worse. I love it. I love how nobody cares. Yeah, it's pretty cool. It's so sick. Monopoly's rule.

Remember when lateral expansion was like not allowed and that was the thing that they really try and not have. Remember that was a thing? Remember how like, I love how conservatives really love the 1950s and 40s, but don't want to talk about what the tax rate was at that point in time. I love that. It's really interesting.

Oh, you tell them and they think you're insane. They think you're lying. And I'm like, I fucking hate you guys. So much. So much. I think things were really great in the 1950s. He's like, in certain ways, yeah, I agree. Yeah.

We should look at certain things. And one one particular. Everything else was horrible. No, no, you can't tax me, but somehow I want the economy to be great. I want everything to be good, but I don't want to lose anything. For a moment, they ascend, and I understand, and they blow up. Yeah, they become a cherub angel. A little fat baby angel and we.

And then they're spoiled. They die painfully. They fall down. Oh, it would make me so happy. That would be amazing. I'd be like, wow, I'm going to make people conservative. Just to see this happen. Anyway, he says, yeah, it wasn't worth the hassle operating.

The only reason people knew it was closing at all was because the ride operators basically knew their jobs were fucked because of the merger and told literally everyone who got on it that last week. Damn. That's so insane. That's so fucked up, man. Isn't that fucked?

Isn't that great? I mean? Hey, yeah, but we can find a job. Bye. Sorry. He ran by. He ran. They ran.

He ran grabbed onto the roller coaster. It went off and he went. He's holding on to that. They've learned to run. Fast as king to car. That is. Get we find drop out. The king to car.

I wonder how fast that right is. Probably not fast. It's fast for a person to go. Probably like three miles a second. Derek, that's so insanely fast. I don't think you understand what you said. I think I do it.

You see what I said? Three miles a second, you said? Times have by 60s. How many per hour? That is. Terrifying. You are a threat to the planet at that speed. I wonder what Siri would say if I said.

How fast is three miles per second? Fast. Miles per se. It just wants to give me a speed calculator. You do it. You do it, asshole. Okay, that's pretty fast. What are you looking at?

Really? Under 20. That's so, I would never ride that. I'm really sad that I didn't get to go on it now. I went on it twice And one time my neck was to the side And it hurt really bad That's so cool

Are there any What's the fastest roller coaster? Probably like operating now Look man Because definitely I love a fast roller coaster I love a fast roller coaster To me it's like Just rent a really fast car

What are you talking about? I would way rather trust myself driving Absolutely not I trust train drives You've never fucking You've never driven a really fast car So you know your time I've driven a fast car

How fast have you driven it? I well Not that fast have you I guess not Yeah exactly I've driven That's what I'm I'm saying.

I've driven 80 miles an hour and then hydroplane. And I was like, fuck no. Why would you be driving really fast? Because I want to. Because it's a straight line. While it's fucking. Yes, while it's pouring rain. That's what I'm saying.

While it's full of fucking snow while there's sleep falling from the fucking sky. I speed. Who's that retard? The kid. Frankie Munis? No, he's not a kid. That streamer. He's just the kid.

Who's that dumb streamer that crashes McLaren? Oh, Jack Doherty. Jack Doherty. Like him, he was driving fast as fucking. It's all raining and shit. And I'm like, all of those people, and I mean, every single person that drives fast while the roads wet should be killed immediately. Dude, I hydroplane at like 30 miles an hour and I was like, fuck this.

I'm not, I'm never driving. I'm never driving fast cars pretty easy. The moment you find fast cars pretty easy. That is amazing. Yeah. Then you just fucking turn too sharp. Maybe.

Yeah. I think it was black ice more likely, but like, the moment you experience that, that's different. You understand driving in a way that is so crazy. Yeah. The second you hydropane, you're like, oh, this is really not a game. You ever been like, say, go to, just get on like a freeway, like the 10 when you start getting out into like the desert and stuff where there's just nothing but windmills or whatever, just rent like a car and just fucking punch it. And you're just like, this is cool. I don't trust cars to maintain stability after 80 miles an hour.

No, I don't trust it. Well, yeah, shitty car. Yeah. They're like, but also I understand. If you just buy like cars that are designed to go like really fast and like say, I'm not a speed demon. It's just my whole thing about not being, I just have a problem not being in control. I have a problem not being in control. I trust myself more than say somebody who's being lazy at their job not doing maintenance well enough. And then all of a sudden, oh, that's my thing.

Something creams off. So I trust myself way more than like say. And so I don't even feel like I don't feel great putting my life in other people's hands when I don't know how efficient they're going to be. They don't care about me. I feel like a roller coaster is like infinitely safer than a car personally. but like, I guess technically I mean statistically and probably objectively I wouldn't say it's safer than a car it's just it's safer to ride than to drive with a bunch of people

but I wouldn't think the car itself if you were driving solely on your own would be safer than a roller coaster because there's so many more parts to an entire fucking track and the carts and just every mechanism I guess I guess I mean I guess it's just like but I find a car

equally complex because the thing is just like when you're in a car they're actually not as That's why retarded rednecks can fucking build cars. It's not that complex. It's not... It is technically, yes. But I mean, when you think about the dumbest people on earth

can build cars. An engine is very complex. Of course. They don't build engines. They don't build the combustible engine. They put pieces together, yeah. It's not that confusing. But like, say, the... Because we've, we're all young men. We've all been unfortunately had to hold the rents, do this shit.

If you had all of the parts to this phone, like people can assemble the phone, but as far as like... Making it work. Yeah, like having the concept of like, oh, the lens. No, no, fuck no, no, fuck no. Yeah, exactly. What you're doing this shit. I think about that a lot.

I think about that a lot in the context. I think about that a lot in the context of like going back in time and trying to like, like, like, people say it's like, oh, if I went back in time, I would like, even just back to the 20s, I would have, I would rule the world just based on how much I knew. It's like, you don't really know anything, kind of. Like, if you had to explain a phone to somebody, you don't know, you don't actually know how a phone works. Nope.

At all. Nope. You don't know how an iPad. You couldn't just come up with a phone. Obviously, you go back and you learn before you learn. Before you go, you learn. You know, you're like, all right. You wouldn't, though.

Because people are arrogant. They would just be like, I get it. Yeah. If you go back to the Stone Ages, then, no, you'd lose it. Because you've had to fight a fucking, you have to fight a fucking bear. There's going to be a spear in your head as soon as you land. A mega bear, and it's like a bear that's like 12 feet tall. Get out of the thing and then a mosquito picks you up and flies away with you because they're 50 feet tall.

Yeah, it drinks all your blood and two gulbs. And then drops. You're gaunt. Oh, what? Imagine being gaunted by a giant mosquito. Yeah, that's crazy. Imagine seeing a dog and it being like, oh, this is going to kill me.

This is it like a friend dog. They haven't been domesticated yet. This is a monster. It's growling and I feel the floor moving. Speaking of roller coasters, this will be the last one. Then we'll move on. We'll go to names. Lizard wrote and he says, hey fellas.

Quick lore follow up to the, uh, on playland. The amusement park you guys were talking about in New York That's so funny We're just talking about roller coaster Yeah, yeah I lived 15 minutes from it So I would go every summer as a child And it ruled

Now it blows Anyways, wanted to write in to say Two kids died there One on the coaster and one on the fucking Boat Ride Which still leaves me baffled Cheers How did the boat ride happen?

He fell over He saw it Oh well okay Yeah They couldn't get the That would be hilarious He couldn't get the coast guard To him in time

It's over deep water. That boat ride is in deep water. They're like, oh, it's fine. It's in the park still, but they can't help him. They don't have the authority to help in water. They have to call the Coast Guard. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry.

They'll be here in five hours. In five hours. The Coast Guard. Keep paddling. I'm trying. If you panic, you'll get warm and it'll lift you. Panic hard.

Panic. harder. I think it's working. That's crazy. Yeah, I mean, just don't. I feel like you have to try to die on a roller coaster, to be fair, though. Like, I feel like most... That is so insane. I don't think so.

I think 50% of people... I feel like 50% of people who die on roller coasters, it's their fault. I think the other half is like the absolutely the roller coasters fault. I think that's the opposite is too high. I don't know, man. I think people stand up on roller coasters and do stupid. Like, oh, look at me. It's...

I've seen more videos of this. that happening in that capacity, then the other thing. I am someone that has observed death way more than I should. I've never seen someone kill themselves on a roller coaster. I'm not saying kill them. Well, not on purpose, but they would be on purpose, but they would be killing themselves. But I, so as a video of somebody's scalp getting ripped off. You actually saw that?

Yeah, yeah, like from their hair got caught in a roller coaster. It's like, mm. Gross. That means eye twitched. Yeah, man. I guess where I saw it? Where? In Disneyland?

Oh, you mean like, oh, a platform? Oh, X. Yeah, of course. Twitter. Of course. I was scrolling. Of course. What Twitter's become is insane.

Well, it's, it's, well, that's why. Like, I'm like, it's always been crazy. It's never not been crazy.

But now it's just like, no, I see, yeah, I see, I see crazy, like things that I was like, I don't,

sometimes you'll see something. You're like, I don't want to know if, I don't want to confirm what I just saw. So I'll just like ignore it. Yeah. Yeah. That's me with like stuff with like,

like war stuff. I'm like, I just, I can't. I can't. do. It's annoyed. It's, yeah. I want to start tweeting the N word.

But I, like, I want to start tweeting the N word, but I have people that I actually respect and I don't want them to see me screaming. What's the point? What are you getting at it? Yeah. I barely use it. I barely use it anymore. You're lazy. You're like those people.

No, I think it's funny. I'm not saying people are going to think it's funny. I think it's funny. I mean, it's just, it's just, it's not. There's not sport in that. It isn't. It isn't, but like it's fun. Whatever?

I was just trying to see, like, what's the last thing that I posted? Okay, so five days ago. All right. So five days ago I posted recently. I just don't post it. Like it's, it just feels so. It's the vibe.

I post when I have a new video, I think, at this point. Yeah. It's the vibe. It's, it's a lot of it is unchanged if you navigate through like,

oh, I'm just following these people. I'm going to use only the people and watch the people I'm following. But the vibe just feels different to where, um, too much. A lot of people left.

A lot of people left. Yeah, but I don't know where everybody's going. That's kind of thing that's bothering me right now. I don't know if it's threads or blue, sky i don't know what's going on both right so a lot of blue sky is probably the because thread was such a let down they had the ball and they didn't just drop it they fucking just nuked it it was like what other you had everybody in the palm of your hands like i hate this i want somewhere to go and all they had to do

was just build a team real fast just update things to do the exact same things that twitter do and then everybody would have came and stayed on threads and they're like oh this is this sucks there's you can barely do anything on it and then it just died. There's still people on there, but how do you fuck up that badly? Yeah, especially when you had all that Instagram integration. Like, it's so weird. I'm like, yeah. Oh, if you have Instagram, a bunch of your

people go on there, they'll find you, everything was set up in prime, but I was like, I can't do half of the things I can do on Twitter. Apparently it's better now, but like, I don't know. I'm sure it is, but it took too long. The thing is, I don't want multiple of these. You know what I mean? Like, I want one of these. Well, that's what I'm trying to figure out like surp Twitter. Right. And they just fucking.

But so that's what I'm trying to figure out. Once I leave Twitter, I'm done. Like, I don't re- You work on the internet, so no, you're not. That's true. I'll be, I mean, well, you'll be, I'll be tangentially connected. Dude, if I, if I didn't do this, I wouldn't be on it at all. I wasn't. Yeah, I was, yeah.

I had, like, it was like any other person, one of your closest friends that probably has, like, 300 followers, and they'll post, like, once or twice a year, like that. Like, that's how my shit was before I started being a content creator. Like, like, I just, I had, like, even if I was a consecrator, I would be like, hey, the podcast is doing something. Yeah. I mean, you know, the things that we should. Yeah, we should be. We're so, dude. I was thinking about just like, as far as I was talking to Jojo, like,

dude, we're just, we're just talent. We're not, we're not managers or behind the scenes. People were so bad at like, dude, I've been trying to ask. I've been asked people about managers and people, like, I don't know where to get managers from because the vast majority of content, like, just content creators don't have managers. I think a lot of, a lot of them, well, well, technically, what you're

saying is true, the majority. Oh, right, of course. Okay. But like, the majority of content creators are not professional. Right, that's true. Yeah, yeah. There's actually a significant amount that they tell me, oh, my manager, this man, like, where the fuck, where are you? I mean, I have a manager. Exactly. Where do you find that? I have a manager. I have no idea where I got

them. I mean, I'm not even lying. Wouldn't you like message them to see if they can help us? No, has it crossed your mind? That's really cool. They don't message me at all. I haven't, they haven't. Wait. So, you have a, a manager but they didn't do anything? I had one. I had one for a while. I don't know where he went. Oh. I think I stopped posting. So it was like, yeah, never mind. You know, I will say YouTube.

No, I did. I remember specifically talking to them about it and then they're like, we don't know how to, we don't have specifically the manager that I had was, it was like an agency that didn't do podcast and they were like kind of looking into that. And they were like, oh, we'll let you know when we start like branching out into that space and I just never got hit up again. So I don't really know what's going on with that. I know what you're talking about their manager because I remember being, uh, I figured a messaged a long time ago about, hey, you know, YouTube. wants to give you a manager, like, kind of a thing. And I was like, no, get away from me. I just didn't. It was too, I didn't trust anything at that point yet. Yeah, that's fair. I just didn't know. I was like, it probably would have been beneficial, but.

Yeah, it wasn't YouTube for me. It was like a, it was a proper thing. It was like a multi network. Yeah, well, it's something, somebody, I remember like I looked them up and they were connected to like John Tron and stuff like that. So I was like, oh, okay. So it's like not like bullshit. Right.

But, yeah, I remember specifically asking like, okay, hey, I have a podcast that like, we post pretty much all the time. It'd be pretty good to, you know, figure that out. And you're like, oh, okay. Yeah, well, we're not in that space exactly. And I was like, is it not the same space? It kind of feels to me like it's the same space. It should be.

These people don't understand that because there's a guy that he's like, almost harassing me about doing a ad on my channel that I've been working with him for a while into the a.m. And I'm just like, I just ignoring them. Because the last time I talked to him was like, hey, man, I actually, we post regularly on the podcast. It would be better if we can just integrate it into Yeah, and then we can just get a little more money

He was like, oh, well, oh, what? And I was like, what, what's the difference? First of all, that's what's so confusing to me. It's more views than my stupid fucking videos because my channel's dead. Right. So I was like, why would you not want to just switch from here to here? I feel like, I sincerely don't understand it.

On the business side, there are different spaces, I think technically. I think they're scared. I think there are technically different spaces on the business side, but I think that's stupid. Is it like a turf thing? Is it like, do you stay up? Yeah. That's the only explanation. The network we're on, right?

Yeah. We're on a network for a podcast. Right. We're not on a network that is a multi-platform. I understand that, but from my perspective, a manager just gets you ads and then takes a percentage of those ads. Yeah. Like, to me, it's just like, why wouldn't you just, I don't know.

That's the whole thing. It's weird. It's literally should be the same concept. Hey, I'm going to get you ads on this podcast instead of your fucking YouTube channel. But it is the YouTube channel still, though. That's something that's weird to me. I'm telling this guy, the ad will go in the YouTube, it'll go. It's on YouTube still.

Actually, it'll reach more places. I try to explain to this guy and he was like... I don't think it's multi-platform. I think that's stupid. I think that is dumb, but I think it's not multi-platform. We're going into inside baseball stuff here. Yeah, I probably think it's interesting. Hey, anybody listening, if you fucking know anything about this,

there's probably some cool person that's like, oh, I... Please. I know. I don't know where to look. I've been looking. I don't know where to look. I've been looking, though. We're fine.

No, I want to I want to Just a smuck Don't help us We have we have 19 minutes to get to the credits So like We're hard cut off at 2.30 Dumb

I want a castle And it's hard The amount of money we make I'm not going to get my castle anytime soon That's true So I can message Joe Rogan And say just give us a castle

I think he knows I think he knows I think he knows that we That's true That's true He doesn't know that Dude At this point

I think you know these people tank the country so badly I think at this point I think I don't care anymore about the like oh Joe Rogan if he was like hey you want to do a podcast I'd be like yeah whatever I don't you already ruined everything so

yeah whatever at this point yeah whatever yeah I'll come on your show I'll drink your fucking alpha brain water you're stupid yeah I grow up here like head just gets three times the size only wide though yeah that's fucking

like a fucking hammered yeah motherfucker Why do they look like that? Fucking sharks, man. Hammerheads? Yeah. They're creepy.

They have like really hard eyelashes too. It's fucking weird. Ew, what? Yeah. Yeah, the hard? Why? Because they fucking slam shit, man. That's insane.

I think I ever thought about the texture of a hammerhead. This is absolutely the first time I have ever thought about the texture of a hammerhead's eyelash. I haven't thought of a hammerhead shark in probably two decades. Yeah, maybe I was just like, street sharks. They're disgusting. I think about them pretty regular. I don't think about them pretty... I hate that sharks are real.

Fucking hammer hits, man. One of our friends is deathly afraid of sharks, like really bad. Like, they're terrified or like, they're terrified or something? No, no. They're just mortified of them. They just don't like that. That's always weird to me, like when nothing happened. It's like a rectophobia, I think, for a lot of people where it's just like it just freaks them out.

Yeah. But I feel like people at least have encounters with spiders, at least it kind of reasonable. Because they do look creepy as fuck, kind of. Yeah. I love those videos of the tarantula's like scurrying up to something real quick and then like running away and then you can hear the ASMR and it sounds really fucking disturbing. Because you know that that's

gonna hurt. That's gonna make somebody, that's gonna make somebody so nauseous that they throw up and pass out. I love that. I love anything that there's a deep fear associated with it that I can just like brave as if it's nothing. That's awesome. You can feel better about yourself? Yeah, my God. I feel like I've definitely put more stats into something. You know? Fear like not being afraid of it. Like, you know

that fear of like holes in like many That shit bothers me a little. I think that shit's awesome. I love looking at those videos. It looks weird, but yeah, I don't do nothing to me. It doesn't look kind of weird though, some of them. Yeah, whatever it cares. I don't like clothes on.

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That should be the... That should be free. Yeah, yeah. We should post that one for everybody. Because that was ridiculous. We got to come up with a thumbnail for it. Usually I just pick random things from my... I've seen that.

I've seen that. I appreciate that. Yeah, sometimes just because it... It's literally just psychologically for me. It bothers me seeing like us as a thumbnail. It reminds me of like 2007 YouTube where it just nothing made sense. So like for our extra ammo is because they're not actually like in the algorithm. The thumbnails are just us.

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Nobody likes Tomic. Nobody likes a guy who they didn't even think about a last name. Yeah. They were just like, eh. It's like when somebody makes up their identity when they're lying. Yeah, right, right, right. And he's like, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, that joke is awesome. That was, that's a, that was.

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Right? I don't know. Not really. I guess. I mean, ever seen him with the womb before? Well, because I think he keeps that off the internet.

I don't know. So that's the only thing keeps off the internet? I don't know. I've seen him at parties. I've never paid attention But like Was he like twirling your hair and stuff You just weren't really paying attention to

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Yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. It did. Yeah, it came out this morning. Yeah, this morning. I went to the diners. this morning. I was listening to it on my way back. Why have I seen nothing on my phone about that? It's crazy.

Because it's fine. I'd listen to it yet. We'll see. I haven't heard anything particularly that's like I've just seen. Even the heart part six. I remember. Oh, so he did do the heart part six? Yeah. It's fine. I don't know. It's probably going to be a good album. I just think that I really just don't know. I just don't know what I expected of it right now. You know? Because I feel

like Miss him around. The Big Stepper was a another. I feel like people just don't like Kendrick's albums because Kendrick doesn't make albums of people to like easily to jam to. Like he doesn't have jamble albums. People just want Good Kid Mads City again, man. Yeah. I don't think that album is as good as people make it too. That's my

that's my, that's my, so I'm I, this is me, long story short, I don't really give a fuck about conscious hip hop right now. I'm just, I'm too jaded. I think I don't, I'm not trying to expand my mind. I don't care right now. But even like sonically, I just think Butterfly's a better album. I don't know. I think that's crazy.

I don't know. You have your opinion and that's fine. It's just jazz-centric. That's not, you don't bop to that shit. I think, I think sonically is, I think,

like, it may be jazz-centric, but like bars-wise, collabs-wise? Like, collapse-wise? Collabs-wise? Yes.

I just disagree. What? Yeah. Complexion is a fucking insane. That song is amazing. Jizzy. On fucking, poetic justice is a great song.

Fucking, uh, uh, the abso. Outro's very good. The recipe with... I think the recipes are fine song. I don't really like that song very much.

That's what I'm like, you're just looking for something different. Like, people are looking for bobs. They're looking for backseat freestyle. I think those are good songs, but I think money trees. They're looking for something different.

They'll think for fucking, I think that's swimming pools. I agree, but there's a reason why that is his most critical. I hate that song. I hate that song. Let me show you how to suck some cock. Suck a lot. A lot.

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There's he's definitely one of those people Where it's just like He's just not That listenable of a person Really Like the most recent stuff It's like I like it But like it's not like

I would never put it on You know what I mean To like listen to I see Look I look I think also He's a concept artist man I think that's what he succeeds The concept artist

I think when he comes to concept albums he is unparalleled i think he is really i think you just have to like he's like he's like sometimes like i have to sit in front of like genius and and read along to it in order to really listen to it if you want to fully absorb it yes look that's i've been the same even for other genres right now i'm not like so one of my favorite bands between them buried in me i stop listening to their albums because they're they're all concept albums very elaborate i don't listen to them that much anymore because i just i'm in a different headspace right now I'm just trying to, I'm trying to enjoy things just for what they are,

and I'm not really trying to dig deep right now. And so when people are being very philosophical, I'm kind of like, I don't want to listen right now. I just don't. I just don't. I just want to listen to music. I always love his music. I always give his music a chance no matter well.

Like, sometimes I just don't even give a chance of the albums. Definitely, it's not like, all I'm not always in the mood for a conceptual album. But I'm, like, all right, this is cool. Like, I think Logic Made Ultra 85, right? Album's fucking amazing. I think it's a very, very good album. it's another huge entirely cons about him it's a third part it's a third part of a trilogy of his album that he made it is like the beautiful story the amazing true story was like 2015 i think and then it's

album over pressure under pressure no was it under pressure i know some shit i think i think that that album though is like it's also sonically like it's fun to hear and that's kind of the thing where it's like that's meant to be fun that's right and that's kind of thing it's like Kendrick isn't necessarily really that fun to hear Not right now Like I'm saying Not right now Good Kid Mad City to me was like

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It's like, Hentai feels very, very digital. Mm-hmm. Or like DVD at most. Right, right, right, right, right. But certainly not like A-tracker. Some good old hen-pizzy. Yeah.

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Come to the Stark Tag live show. You're going to kill our paying customers one by one. I'm like, yeah! Yes, there would be. He ate somebody. Let's go. Did you see that there's going to be a, Have you seen these lookalike contests going around in different cities now?

No. There was like a Timothy. There was a Hansan one. Oh, I don't know. There was a Timothy Shalamee lookalike concert in, or concerts, contest in New York City a couple weeks ago. Most of them women? There was like one lesbian. Nice.

But most of them were just twinks. Okay. But there's another one in Culver City on December 1st. There's a Cortana lookalike concert. Really? I keep saying concert. Why do I keep saying it? I don't know.

I guess you want to go to a concert. I should go to a show. Yeah. I really want to go to a show. So I'm going to go there. I'm going to try and find my wife. Yeah. At this Cortana.

Cortana. If it's, if it's, hello for Cortana, I'm fucking excited. It is specifically. My fucking wife's hair. God, give it. It bothers me so much.

Finding fucking. Get it on me! Finding light brown hair in my fucking mouth. You don't love your partner unless you eat the hair off of you. Shit bothers me. so much. I was, nope, the weird thing is I was like, when I put my hat on, I was like, something, I couldn't, and then

that's the worst shit. And you see it in the side of your eye, you're like, oh my God, I just clone this bitch right now. Must be incredibly infuriating for you guys, because you can tell immediately. Yeah. Yeah. For me, I'm, for me, there's like a second of doubt. It's like, is it mine? Is it mine? Who's this? Yeah. My hair's not light brown, so, you know. Yeah. Well, yeah, this is her hair just died. That's what I'm saying. Red. So, yeah. It bothers me a lot.

I don't have hair like that at all. So yeah, I immediately know. I have one hair. I have one hair like this specifically under my toe. Under your toe. On the base. I hate it. I hate when I found those hair. This whiteness touching me and it makes me mad.

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to my hands and it's not reaching my heart or organs imagine my shock my body is seizing as well he has to get his head regularly he has to get his hands

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I guess it's just some British asshole. The Jews are at it again. Leftist Copeland. Oh, it's a picture of what's his name? crying Jimmy Kimmel. So I guess he just does late night stuff. I guess. Try not to cringe.

This is pure cringe. God, that's annoying. Leftist react to Trump working at McDonald's. I can't believe it's the same. They're doing it again. They've done it again. So basically, he essentially saw the quartering.

He essentially saw the quarterings channel is I'm just doing the... Oh, so he's like the winner for the lookalike or something? No, that's P. Diddy. Like, Pee. Diddy. Pee-wee Diddy.

Yeah, and he wins the look-alike contest, right? He looks exactly like him, actually. I would have said P-Mini, but... P-Mini is good, but P-Wi-Dinny is pretty cute. Pee-Wi-Di-Di-Di is pretty good. Preheated toast. Sorry, Miss Jackson, Badly Brave, seriously black, Aetherian, Orange Man Hunter,

nay from Memphis 1. Let's do a look-like contest for us. We'll start with Chris because there's... The most turnout. It's just everybody shows out. It's just like no one looks like me. White glasses. Maybe one eighth of the population there.

It's 15 Asians, 20 black people, 14 women, and five guys who actually look like this. Yeah. The hardest would be king, so that would be a great one. Yeah. What if that monster shows up? He's been on the run. He's like, no, I got to be there. I got to represent.

He looks like he malls people, dude. He looks like he roars You know that guy who slept over our apartment Was it Jalen's cousin or you're like Who the fuck was it? Jalen's cousin? He roared in his sleep Yeah, he had really bad sleep apnea

It's great. The worst sleep happening I've ever heard worse than him for sure Dude unironically it sounded like I remember waking up super late I woke up super late to grab something from the kitchen And I heard it in the living room And I didn't go Because I thought there was genuinely a bit

Something just dude. It sounded like a fucking lion. It was the craziest thing I've ever heard. I was like, I'm not going out there. You know, you fix sleep apnea? Kill.

Kill them. Well, that fixes everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, like, specifically what you want to do is you get a aluminum bat

and you hit them as hard as you can in the face. And I guarantee you, they will never sleep at your house again. So that's, so that's kill. So Derek said kill light. Well, he said aluminum. Aluminum bat will,

it'll, it'll ding you pretty good. good, but it really hurt. Aluminum bat can bash your fucking head in. I don't know where you're at. Aluminum bat can kill you. It'll bend. It'll bend. An aluminum bat can kill you, Andrew Yann. That's amazing. I love

the idea of his slogans being just obvious facts that don't need to be pointed out of reiterated. It's sunny today. 2028, man. If he starts busting those out daily on the daily, I'd follow him, notifications on, and I'd vote for him.

I hope they don't. I hope they Don't do Newsome. Everybody's like, you should do that. Gavin Newsome ain't going to win shit. He's a fucking regular bullshit politician. Yeah. Nobody wants that, man. John Stewart, I think, actually, has the best shot, actually. It has to be, it has to be, it has to be, it has to be, John Stewart. Unfortunately, it would take him. It has to be. John Stewart would be a good choice because there's no way he wouldn't leave someone fucking eviscerated on a debate safe. Yeah. Yeah. He would, he would leave, he would. And he has enough. He has enough. He has a d. He has enough. Did you imagine him in a bed of JD Vance and J. D.D. Vance. He

He made fun of them. John Stewart's good because he's willing to, like, he understands the problem. He'll stoop, but he understands the problem on every side, I think. Yeah. Like, he was one of the, I mean, even he was one of the first people that, like, I saw that was on the left, like, prominently talking about, like, the Tony Hinchcliff thing. Oh, yeah. Well, he said he's a... I like Tony Hinchcliff.

He's a roast comic. Yeah. Which is true. He thought it was funny. He was like, he didn't even shit on him. Yeah. But he's still, like, hammered in on that rally, which is exactly like the... You gotta have, like, sensible people, you know, who just, like, understand.

It's like, listen, Tony Hinchcliff is a comedian. Yeah, it's not. And that's the wrong place to do it, and it's lame. But, like, everything else at that rally was way worse. Everything else. Yeah. It was damn near a clan rally, dude. Everything else was, but it was, it was, like, a very...

Tony Hinchcliff was, like, the least egregious part of that. Literally, absolutely. They're on the side of the terrorist. You remember fucking Rudy Giuliani? Oh, yeah. His rant was fucking insane. It was scary. It was like even...

Everyone's gay! And the oil starts Calming out of his fucking eyes. It was like the evil empire speech Where everyone saw that speech It was like cheering And I was like this is terrifying Everybody was like

Yeah America being there It's terrifying that we all kind of thought like There's these guys Of course they're gonna lose right Like it's so it's so comically evil You were kind of like they have Oh well Yeah yeah

That's how it felt Oh and running out our list King of Habazard Oh was that the last one Yeah I stopped right before the end Awesome. I thought we had way more to go. I was like, God damn it.

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