The Snark Tank - #282: Chris Chan Knocked Up A Girl?

Episode Date: December 3, 2024

MERCH: http://www.snarktank.shopPatreon: https://patreon.com/TheSnarkTank

Agents who are Realtors do more than open doors. They have the ethical expertise, market data, and tools to bring you home. So when looking for a home, look for the R, and work with a member of the National Association of Realtors. They're right by you. You're jamming your favorite song, and while you aren't missing a beat, you could be missing a signal from your body.

It's an SOS from your kidneys, and it doesn't sound like music at all. It's silent. High blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, and other risk factors can quietly stress the kidneys leading to negative impacts on the heart. That's what you should ask your doctor about a simple urine test called UACR.

Most missed the signal for hidden kidney disease and related heart risk. You shouldn't. Visit Detect thesos.com today to learn more. Hey, everybody. Welcome back to another episode of the Snark Tank podcast. It's me.

It's me. It's Derek. It's him. It's him, Tom Sweeney. Look at him. Look in there, pensively thinking. Sorry, man, I can't help it. Whenever I see you, I'm just like, I'll get a little disgusted.

Yeah, same. That's the same. Yeah. Every time I remember myself, I'm like, oh. That's another race of my day. I watch every time I think of myself. So you got some orange juice today? Hugo de Narongha.

That's weird. Why? It just. I didn't bring a water. Yeah, like it isn't like the sport. Like, what happened to the spores? Oh, yeah. Yeah, what happened?

of the spores. I just drink that in the morning. Oh, I guess we are recording later today. We're recording on Wednesday, which we normally do, but we, sacred we did today because of Thanksgiving. So we're recording this later in the day. By the way, Patreon. coms has to Snark Tank over there.

There's a bunch of stuff that you can get over there. Early access, add free, exclusive episodes, all that. Shit. Starktank. Shop for merch. We got some stuff to talk about. We're recording this the day before Thanksgiving. I don't know when this is going to go live, but by the time you hear this,

Thanksgiving will be long gone. It's based on the cadence that we record. Yeah. But we've got some, I've got some fun stuff that I'm excited to bring up. But I don't know if we should open with it. Although, you know, yeah, you know what? Let's congratulate Chris Chan. Oh my God, I do know.

Oh, my God, I do know. I think I might have saw something in passing and I ignored it. That's what I did. I didn't remember it on purpose. I was like, I don't care. Christian's going to be a father. I did see and I completely. I heard.

Yeah. Didn't. I had no energy for that. I heard it. I was like, oh, that's crazy. And then my brain was like, this is not necessary throughout recycle bin. Yeah. They brought up on sacred.

I wouldn't have looked into it further either, but Dustin sent me these pictures. So there was, there were rumors that he was reported. like he was spotted in Finland Whoa That's a big jump Yeah Some some little Some tiny little

Woman Well I'm working I'm working my way up to that So he's So he's spotted in Finland Like a couple months ago And everybody's like Oh weird he's in Finland

What the fuck It's a weird place for him to go Yeah And turns out he's in a I guess he impregnated some lady It's a 30 year old woman But She looks

looks like you'd expect her to look she looks like a child oh that's yeah and i don't mean and by the way i don't mean like i don't mean like oh she's physically small and like petite or whatever you know what i mean there are women who look like that sure i've dated a girl like that before right yeah this woman which is really tiny short this woman looks have you played horizon i don't know he's like do you have you played the first horizon yeah little aoy little a loy little a loy She looks like a fucking cabbage patch doll And it is the most disturbing thing I've ever seen But so that's happening

He's gonna be a father in probably seven Seven six months Is gonna be a month? Isn't, are we supposed to respect Chris Chan's pronouns? I don't know what do we do with that? What do we do with this one? I just say they

I just say they to bank it sweep Just to like I try I usually when I don't know Or don't really care about the person I just try to say their name Chris Chan all the time It's kind of like what I was doing with the veil guard

just toh. Just say Tosh all the time. I say it. I say it. That's so fucking. No, I don't. No, I don't.

That's so fucking disrespectful. Oh my God. I hated saying that. It's fine. Yeah. Look, I don't know. You know what I?

I kind of just don't believe that he's trans really. Yeah, I see. But whatever. Yeah. Look, I kind of understand. I definitely,

I don't feel like it's that. Like, especially since I know you, you're not like some, I don't care. You know, you're not one of, Yeah, no. That's me. That's me.

I'm that one. Yeah. I just, he just strikes me as someone who thought that this would get him closer to women. And he is just that fucked up that I think that. I mean, dude, the dude either had sex with his mom or lied about it because he thought that would be a cool thing to say. Right.

So I don't really, it's. Right. I'm sure the trans community does not want Chris Chan at all. Right. I don't think anybody's glaving him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel bad for the finish. The finish, dude, it was funny because when you said 30, I was like, oh, good. And then you're telling me.

Yeah, there's always a caveat, man. I'm like, come on. Like, this dude, Christian actively found this person for that specific reason. Yeah, he found a lully person. Yeah, like, I haven't seen, I haven't seen, uh, obviously, I just found out about this. I, I don't, I don't want to see. You're not prepared, man. I don't want to see. You're not prepared for, I was, I actually screamed, like, I saw it for the first time on Sacred and I yell. because I couldn't I really Gus before he blew up yeah that's exactly

unironically somebody somebody can edit it somebody can edit the splice the clips if they want douchebag get on it but like man it's

yeah I shouted because I just I couldn't I couldn't I couldn't hold it in you know but that's happening so good luck to the good luck to Finland

I was watching a video of a and watching called Deferno Omni, he put that up and I turned off my computer instantly. You turned the computer off. You fucking just held the power button. I went for, I went for a fucking walk. I was like,

I could use a walk right now. So you were just in denial. You knew this was happening, but you- No, I saw it, and I was just like, oh, something better should be happening. And I went and made something better

should be happening. I saw it in passing, and I, yeah, it was just completely, there are some things you see. It was kind of like, I saw Hassan post progress pictures and is like

I think he's like semi hard or something because he's in like shorts or underwear I don't really remember I kind of blocked out a little bit but it upset me enough to Ryan followed him you know it's like because it's one of those things where like I have taken progress pictures before and I've made sure I was like oops my you can like I'm wearing

my UFC shorts and it's I said oh you can see I don't have a cup on yeah oh you can see like the outline of my head I need to blur this out. Like that's fucked up. Yeah, yeah. I don't want to bestow. I don't want to bestow that on people that don't want it. Right, right.

Yeah. And then this guy's like, oh, I'm going to post this obvious thirst trap and pretend it's fucking progress. It just made me so angry that it was one of those things were unfollow and then I'm just, I can go about my day and not think about it anymore. And I feel like that's exactly I did with the Christian thing. But I don't follow anything involving Christian. No, yeah, me neither.

Like I've kind of logged out basically. I wouldn't have known about it if not for sacred. Yeah. That's funny how. I close pictures of me with my dick like Shrek, but it's really close and you can see only the bottom of my penis. Oh, so you're not exactly sure what it is or? You know it's my penis.

You know, damn, what's a penis shine to it. You know the penis shine? Yeah, yeah, the penis shine. Of course, we all know about the penis shine. There's a shine to a penis. Of course, yeah. There's a shine that Mormon skin doesn't have. Am I wrong or am I like?

I've definitely never heard this for the first time, no. My penis has a shine to it that the rest of my skin doesn't have. You might have, you might have cardiovascular disease. I have a glist Why is your penis glistening? It's like your doesn't shine Like a fucking light bulb When you

That's like people That's like people who are like Man the skin on my shins Are so shiny What the fuck's going on? It's like you have to go to the hospital I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to run out real quick

And My allergies are so bad right now Oh yeah no worries You gotta blow your house No I gotta blow out the candle A candle Yeah but candle burning right now, right? Oh shit, I do, yeah.

Blow it out. It's fucking like my my sinuses are so bad that I'm like and I was like, I was like, I was like, all right, yeah, go blow it out. You can't breathe, really? I, uh, dude, the, the, it's been so human in the past couple days. It's, it has ruined me. Oh, yeah. I thought I got sick, but I was just, I was just fucked up. No, no, it was. Yeah, go do it. Yeah, go. Get the camera off me.

No, yeah, so Chris, I don't know, man. This whole situation is fucking crazy. Um, the moment you leave. What do you think, Derek? If you made that, Derek made that sound one day, I would have to... He just sloth. He just sloth, scream. It's such a stupid bit.

Oh, wait, was that... Did you hear there? I can't tell, I can't, now I'm paranoid. I can't tell what the, what's, what's a person that might? I'm waiting for a package. I'm going to go check. No, that wasn't it. Oh, go ahead and check.

No, no, you're right, you're right. It might not be. It's like, I think we should, you have a doorbell. They'd go again. No. Oh. That's kind of the issue. They'd knock again.

Yeah, they'd knock again. Well, I would definitely hear a knock. Did you hear any gunshots? Um, yesterday last night? No. So, they were definitely. So we were like, was that gunshots? Dut, da, tut, tut, tut, tut.

And then. and I was like Hmm Firecrackers? No And then And I was like Okay

But you can't tell What directions It's coming from Right Yeah You just hear it And I was like Where is this

I saw two people Walking down the street It was casual So it couldn't have been Right on Glen Oaks or whatever It wasn't on that street Yeah

But like I couldn't I was trying to like But there was definitely Somebody Fucking around And I was hoping Somebody could validate

What I heard Oh I don't know That was probably Just me playing Fucking stalker too At like high volume Because that shit's Yeah dude

like, yeah, if I did hear gunshots, I wouldn't have thought anything of it because I was, I'd been playing that game. Um,

and it's, it games so fucking loud. Mm. That like, there's no shot. No more call of duty. I had, dude,

I had to uninstall call of duty because, okay, okay? Yeah. Call duty, call duty, have been. Dude,

call duty isn't even the biggest thing. Like, call duty, I think this time was, Blackop six is like 80 gigs or something. That's better. That's very small, comparatively.

Or at least as far as, I know the, Maybe campaign and multiplayer are both like maybe about 100 or something. But I think like multiplayer is like 50 or something. Like something like that. So it's reasonable. StarCard 2 is 150 gigs. So I was like,

In a world of endless notifications, there could be an important one you're missing. Your kidneys may be signaling an SOS. With high blood pressure or type 2 diabetes, your kidneys could be warning you of early signs of damage, which may put you at higher risk for events like heart attack or stroke. But there's a simple test that can help spot a hidden signal. Ask your doctor about a urine test called UACR to help detect kidney disease and heart risk early.

To learn more, visit DetecttheSOS.com today. I want to play this because I got it for free and I'm curious about it and it's weird. But like, I don't have room for this straight up, so I got to uninstall some stuff. When you installed it, is the 150 gigs justifiable? I got it. I kind of understand. Like, that game looks unbelievably. Like, I'm running it on like medium settings because if I,

Because if I run that game, I tried to, like, let me go to Epic. Let me go to, like, Epic, you know, highest ultra settings on everything. I was getting, I think, five frames a second. That game is, like, no joke. Like, I have to upgrade a lot of my PC to get the most out of that. But I'm playing on medium settings and parts of it,

like sometimes I'm staring at it. I'm like, this looks fucking incredible. Damn, I'm medium. I turn everything on my PC every time. Every game I'm like fucking ultra, ultra, ultra. My PC doesn't make a sound. I promise you, you're, What do you have in your machine?

I have a 4090 super. I have like the newest. I feel like even the 492 super will fucking shut down this thing. That's insane. This thing is nuts. Isn't that the best one available right now? Yeah. It's one of those things where it's like...

They're doing the five soon, right? Those are coming out the 50s? I imagine they're always pumping them out. That's probably... Every year is fucking crazy. I'm going to wait for that. I'm still on the 3080. I have to...

You have to upgrade the power supply if you're going to do that, though, right? It's the fucking thing that I... That's the thing that I don't want to do. Yeah, they do both motherboard. Power supply. Not really. Depends on motherboard you have. Yeah.

I know the 40s particularly need a particular kind of motherboard. Yeah. Whatever. So the 50s are definitely going to either need that one or the one.

Yeah. Yeah. It's all fucked by Cyberpower. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That shit was crazy.

How did that situation end up? Dude, it's so. Cyberpower was like, what I should, I guess what I should have did because I forget that I have a large presence on online.

And I was talking to the power supply. I tagged them because I was so mad. I never did. do this. I never care. Sometimes you have to do it, unfortunately. The thing is I retch, I did it afterwards because I should have did it in while everything was going down because I had a, I was told, so I bought it through Amazon only because it was a huge fucking deal. It was one of those like Amazon Day deals or what in the prime day, whatever the fuck. And I was like, this is such a good deal. I can't pass on it. And it also comes with black myth. And like,

everything was like, this is a fucking solid deal. I can't pass this up. I'll get my old PC to Jojo. And then a long story short, the something was wrong with it, right? They couldn't figure it out. They thought it was, it should have been the motherboard. It wasn't they swapped it out and it wasn't that. And I was like, well, swap some other shit out. They just wouldn't do it. They were like, uh, no.

And I was like, what do you mean? No, just, I was like, give me a new rig, bro. What are you mean? Yes, I was like, it's still fucked up. And they were convinced that it was a me problem. Even though I told them, I'm like, okay, first of all, I'm not stupid. And number two, I've already swapped out parts and I was interchanging them in my PC and my old PC, just testing things.

So I was like, you guys just give me some new shit. And they're like, no. So I was like, fuck you. Long story short, Amazon. They were like, okay, it's been you're out of the turn window, but we'll give you a full refund. Even though we'll waive the restocking fee. They didn't waive the restocking fee, which was like 300 and something bucks. And I was like, hey, yo. And they were like, sorry, we can't do anything about it. The person that helped you didn't leave any notes about saying they were going to waive it. And I'm like, so then I finally was like shitting on cyber powers like, like, fuck you guys. You know, whatever I said. And then like, oh, sure. Like, what else can we, what can we do? And I was like, well you could give me a fucking PC that would literally cost you nothing you know you guys are a giant company but then they're like oh is there any way and I just I gave it I didn't care after I got not exactly what I wanted

but I realized that if I would have tagged them first they would have probably taken the computer back and did something it works man it's unfortunate but like sometimes you just have to you just got to complain to them it really is you remember when team YouTube was always the thing that people would yes yes whenever they was like yeah

Yeah, that was crazy. Whenever there was a copyright issue or some demonetization issue, everybody, like, you would inevitably just put team YouTube on blast because that was the only way you were going to get any kind of communication. Even if you didn't get what you wanted, it was the one way to be like, hey, to speak to a person and know that somebody saw what you were going through. 100%. The fact that you would have to talk to YouTube is crazy. So stupid. That's crazy.

You'd have to go through. Not their website. A website that they have nothing to do with to get the best results. insane. Yeah. Yeah. So I can't even imagine what it's like to just have no presence at all and have to deal with this shit.

You're fucked. Right. You know? Because then you're not even really. I wonder how it works. Like, I haven't used YouTube because I don't really use YouTube anymore. But I wonder if it's any different or any like I wonder if they actually have some

support people now or I wonder if it's no shot. I know. No fucking well. It probably is AI. It probably is. Yeah, it's probably just an AI that's still for some reason named Sandeep. You know, and you're like, all right, I get it. He goes, how can I help you with?

What can I help you with? I'm Cindy. I'm like, what the fuck? I'm Robert, but he's a clearly an Indian person. That is funny, too. That's always funny to me. You know, the funny thing is I still need to do it on the Snark Tank YouTube channel to just post a bunch of reels and see if that grows the channel.

But here's the weird thing. So I was testing that on my channel. I posted a bunch of reels. And then the reels are doing really well And people are subscribing to the channel As soon as I posted that Video of me complaining about The Vail Guard

I lost like a thousand subscribers And I'm like what it? Why is it do that? And then so I posted another reel And then I gained subscribers again Like I'm back at yeah It's annoying you have to make reels I guess I get I think they're just like

They don't push both that's why they don't push both of them They push one of them Yeah Your channel becomes kind of that one of them thing And then people, they're like, I want real. I don't care about long form content. I can't pay attention for more than three minutes. Yeah, I guess so, right?

It's stupid because reels don't really make a lot of money. They don't make money at all. Which is why they incentivize them. Yeah, that's why it's so. So they could be just like, hey, pump more stuff on the platform that keeps people scrolling. Yes. And we don't even have to fucking pay you for it. That's so fucking true.

And in fact, if you do the opposite, we might even demote you. It's so fucking true. It might even abuse you for doing another thing. I saw that your videos are doing okay. Yeah, that was surprising. Yeah. I still am like losing subscribers constantly But like that's like never stop

Like it's it's one of those things where it's like You you lose subscribers But you and you gain them at the same time But if you lose them at a faster rate than you're gaining them Then it just looks like a line going completely down Right right But so once I see it's like oh people are subscribing It's just fewer than our comment

It's like oh whatever I don't give shit Yeah The fact that people The fact that numerically they unsuscribed for no reason is crazy Like the wind makes them unsubscribe It's not even them doing it. It's like, oh, I'm bleeding. It's like, look at your big account and being like,

you look at it in an hour, you're like, oh, cool. Look at it in 20 minutes. You're like, um, what happened? What happened? There's no transaction. It's just like, that's, that's April 16th. Literally. Yeah.

The worst day ever. But no, yeah, I think it's like, it's weird because, yeah, I posted for the first time twice in the last like week. I went like 12 months and like, some odd weeks without posting and I just posted again I was like oh I haven't posted in a while it's probably gonna just like I expected both of those videos to maybe get out to like maybe like 25,000 people you know me like yeah we'll see and the first one cracked 100

I think is like 115 she's like oh okay the second one's at 75 so it's like oh it seems like it's working but I also haven't really fucked around with shorts at all I have like one short I think on the channel maybe two maybe they do well I want they do well in your channel maybe yeah I don't know who knows but yeah it was I watched your first video and I remember I learned

because I didn't know we never I don't think we ever mentioned on the podcast that there's the the drugs in the baby oil Oh yeah yeah And then like you made that Costco joke

That shit was funny as fuck You're like You put your like shit Like overimposed Oh yeah on his face The Costco guy shit That was funny dude Yeah I'm happy with it

I had no idea We're Costco guys It's hard to find We show to Republican We're politicians We saw that No I don't care He's making a fucking conservative comment for no reason.

I'm like, dude, go die at Costco. Who cares? Go die at Costco. Go die in there. Go died and get sold. Somebody would buy them too, though. Somebody would absolutely buy the Rizzler. I would absolutely buy it a Rizler and they'd fucking shoot him in a bag.

Did he would have bought the Rizzler, I think? He would have bought the fuck out of the Rizzler. Did he would have bought the Rizzer and not tell you what has been a little. He would have been like his salacious crumb. If you guys watch Star Wars, a little creature that Jabba just has. He's salacious. Come on. But what?

Are you surprised that they're That they're concerned? That those guys are concerned He's just on Toma's daughter He's Rizzler A-U-da Rizzed.

He says Rizzler. I like the idea of him I like the idea of aliens cooking him on one of those Like a pig Yeah And he's just like

He's just Roked That's a kid This stop Is that's crazy No this is a character We're talking about The Rizler

We're not talking about Christian, whatever his fucking name is. Christian fucking fucking some Italian last name. Yeah, I'm sure. Fucking stromboli and pizzerias.

I'm sure like that. Christian Mazzola. What's about to Italians. Shout out to all the Italians out there. Not really. Not those ones. I like real Italians. I like Italians in Italy.

They're fun. Yeah, they're fine. They're nice. Italy Italians are such a rare commodity because growing up New York, I was surrounded by New York. Yes. Yes.

So they're like. They're just, they are. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Them like every group that has done a dominant area is extremely obnoxious. That is like how it is. It seems to fucking New York Puerto Ricans. I'm one of them.

But being surrounded by them and not being one clearly sucks. Have you been around? I think so I can't say I can't say I've been around. I guess maybe it's maybe it is a bias. I've seen a lot of them from media of New York Puerto Ricans. But I got to say they seem infinitely more tolerable than a fucking. New York Italian by like far. The thing is that it is different.

It is they. I have plenty of Italian friends that I grew up with. Yeah. And I love to this day, I still come in contact with them. I love them to death. The problem is that it's just whenever there's one group. Whenever there is one dominant group of a people, it sucks not being that group. You just, you're just annoyed.

It's like growing up where we're from. Not if I agree. Really? I don't know if I agree really that much. I think it's true. I think everywhere. I get, I know what you're saying. It's like the, like the Korean nail salon where like you're the only person who doesn't speak Korean and they're talking about you.

Laughing out of your face. Or you're just not understanding them. You're just simply out of the loop, you know, and you're the difference. See, like, oh, you're different. Sorry. Yeah, but you got to get it. I'm sorry, bud. I guess is, but is that annoying really to be out of the loop in a situation where it's like not really that important that you be in the loop in the first place?

I could see it being a bit aggravating. It's not the worst thing, obviously. I'm thankful. Anytime at a place like that where I'm at like a barbershop and they can't understand me and I'm like, oh my God, thank God.

Here's a picture. Oh, so they don't have to talk to you? Yeah, yeah. I don't like making conversation in those places because I just don't I don't know what to say. I love black barbershop. That shit is fucking lit.

I mean, you have to, if you're going to a black barbershop and you are an introvert, you're fucked. Oh, they're making fun of you the whole time there. I hated. I hated the black barbershop

so much. Exactly. I hated it. Why were you at black barbershops? And they do good work, man. But why were like, what are you, like, they don't, what are you talking about? I don't like, I don't like, am I crazy for thinking it. I'm like, yeah, never mind.

That's the why. That's the only reason. It's like, you have a lot of Dominicans and a lot of Puerto Ricans. Don't call Dominican that. Don't call them. They'll be like, what are you talking about? What do I call them? Like, because black barbershop, I go to Dominican barbershops and he looked like me in and they're like, oh, I'm not black.

Yeah, yeah. I'm not black. Me, al-a-law. I've read it to Or I go to Puerto Rican barbershops And the guy Looks like Chris It's saying nigga

And it's like You know what they're doing us out here And I'm like I'm like Look man I'm glad you're with me But like you know They're definitely not doing that to you brother

And he's like Dude yeah I don't know It's just It's crazy New York is a wild place I told you that story About like when I was trying To get a haircut during COVID right

Yeah And I walked into the black barbershop And like in like Kingston I think Or like Sogaret or somewhere somewhere up there. I'm like, I'm in Saugate. I'm in upstate New York.

Like, this's not going to be a black barbershop up there. You walk in. And you see BATU and you're like, oh, dude, it was me. You know what was fucked up. It was during COVID, right? And so, like, it was like wintertime. And I remember walking out, it's the only barbershop open that's doing like sit-ins.

Other ones were doing it like outside. Like you can get your haircut outside during COVID times. But it's fucking freezing. Yeah. Outside. So I was like, I don't want to do that. Fuck that. It's December in New York.

I'm not going to get my haircut outside. and so I found one I drove it I drove I walk up to it I can't really see it We're not really near there also Like that's not where we're not at It's where my girlfriend was at the time Yeah

And so I walk out to the barbershop And the windows are kind of fogged They can't really see it's so fucking cold And so I walk in And the second I walk in there It's just it's all It's a black barbershop And I'm like

And they all look at you Yeah they all look at me And I'm like And you guys give a Well I said specifically I remember in my head I was like I can't turn around.

Yes, you can. No. No, it looks weird. It looks weird. It looks bad. It looks bad. It looks bad if I turn around. It would be funny, if anything.

I know what you're saying, but it would be fun. Because they'd be like, look, dude, I don't know what the, I don't know. I have a better time cutting a cat's hair than yours, you know? Like, I don't know what's going on. Because the thing is, like, I walked in there and like, oh, man, like, I should act you really scared. You walking away is the equivalent of you shaking your head and spitting on the floor. Exactly. It is, but it's not.

It's not supposed to be. Like, I've been to several black barbershops and I've seen that interaction where, like, they come in and somebody's asking for a hairstyle like this and they're like, look, man. Let's be real. Let's be real. Look, like, they're interacting. It's not that they don't do a good job, but they do a good job for someone else. Exactly. Like, they cut my hair like my name's Dakota.

Yeah, yeah. You know, like, and I can't be. Is Dakota a black name? I knew three Dakotas and they were all black black boys somehow. I knew one white Dakota. but he ended up being a wigger later on in his life. Dakota is, I mean,

is historically a popular white, is the whitest white name, but I think when you're in a multicultural place, that those rules don't count. Yeah, dude, I know, I don't know what happened to him. He's really cool.

Although he was like second grade, he might be a shot at a barber. Chris? The barbers up? Dakota? Dakota? What the fuck? Yo,

it was good. Here, let me give me a fade, man. Let me touch you. I got you, they gave me if they did that. I love it. They gave me a fade.

I was like, I didn't want a fade. You don't even ask for shit. I told the dude once in the last barbershop went in L.A. I told him, I just want, I just want to line up. I just,

no, the opposite. I was like, I just want a full buzz. Don't line me up. That's like, and this nigga fucking like, got it.

He, I got the razor bumps now because he did, and all the, and then fucking, and I'm just like, I sat there and. took it. Yeah. I don't know why. Because it's too late. And you paid your 75. He did the work. He still did the work.

Here's the problem. Every bad haircut I've gotten, I've tipped. I've just, I can't, I can't not tip for a haircut. It's hard. Yeah. I've always tipped. Even when the, when they don't listen to me. I'm like, I've, uh, the worst one I got was, um, it was cheap. It was some, it's like a super cuts. It's in a Nevada. Yeah. Because it's cheap. I was like, fuck it, man. I'm not paying $30 for like, I just want a Mohawk. Anybody can do that. And I told them, specifically. what I wanted. And she's fucking, I was like, hey, all the way straight. Don't fucking, don't taper this. Don't do anything weird.

And then it's like, oh, do everything you said don't do? And then so made it thin and tapered it to out of point and stuff. And I'm like, oh, my God. How do you? Tipped her. They gave you the A. They gave the avatar A. You were like, what is it?

They basically did that. And then I tipped her. And I'm like, I felt so, I was so mad. I'm like, why am I tipping you? This is so stupid. I shouldn't tip you for doing it. job. You know what sucks too is like I can't see. Oh, so you think it's mine. Like so when I get it when I get a haircut, they say like they take you take your glasses off. They got to get you know, right. And it's always like it might as well be a loading screen, you know, for me because like I can't. Buffering. Because they always like, is that okay? And I'm like, sure. I guess. It's too late now. Like what am I going to do? Like tell you like, no, actually can you put it back? Can you? Can you play? Can you put it back?

Like, there's nothing you can do. I have a good barber, so I don't have to worry about it too often. Yeah, you don't go very often, though. I don't go to, like, get to, like, out of control, huh? I usually get my hair cut, like, once every three months. Yeah, that's, that is very seldom. But I don't get my hair very often because I like having hair. Right.

I don't like it in my hair. Because I used to cut my hair bald. You guys, you know me then. When I cut my hair off all the time. I would usually before I was coming half all the time. Remember, you've seen me bald plenty of time. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

That Vegeta with his hair gone Because no one knows what my head is exactly shaped like With that one I'm bald It's like oh I need to see that man I didn't know what's good You've definitely known me when I had no hair When I met you

There's a picture of when we met I had hair then and too You had just a little bit of hair It was probably like like half inch Or something like that I remember I got my hair During COVID And he cut my hair like a fucking Edgar

So he gave me like the fucking Edgar Fade with like the fucking Like letting the top fucking poof out And I was like, why did you do that? I think I remember that. But then my hair grew out so high that like my hair was like this tall and like full to the side. You're like a Gerald thing going. I want my hair to be like that again.

But it's just like, I don't know. I love my hair. I like having a big head of hair personally. I don't like cutting my hair. I just don't like taking care of it. So I hate it. I don't take care of my hair. I know.

I know. I know. I don't know. Whenever I have something important to do, I pick out my hair and then it sucks. It's like one night of really bad head pain. And then I'm like, all right, cool. I'm done for this for a while. Yeah.

Yours is always like compact. Yeah. It's always like dense. Yeah. Yeah. No, I keep it low and then I eventually bleach it and then it'll get all fucked up and fried. And then I take it off. It's a cycle.

It's always a cycle. It always ends up with you. My hair looks like fucking ramen noodles. I mean, just get rid of it. One time I started falling. Actually during, um, uh, what was, uh, VidCon. Right. VidCon 2018.

It was falling out. It was that. I fried it that badly. How much did you bleach it? Was that the year that Eric had the pineapple? Oh, no, no, it was the year before. That was 2017. I saw him recently at Inkwell.

He was an inkwell? Yeah, he's kind of close. On purpose, or he just ran into each other? I mean, it was technically on purpose, but I've run into him there before, too. Like, I think he would be a great guest, I think. A great in-person guest. That actually... He's fucking hilarious.

That actually be perfect. Yeah. Eric, Common Etiquette, right? Oh, really? Did you ever meet Common Etienne? Yeah. No, 100% like that would It would totally it would totally mesh

Yeah, I got to pitch it to him Absolutely Send him a message Because he was like We were just talking I was like this is exactly like something we would do on the show This is exactly exactly the right kind of You know

Other YouTube person Because sometimes you get like a People people suggest guests And you're like that you could just tell Like that person's not gonna vibe here Who really is the best person we'd have on the show Like who would be the best Bring the best out of the show?

That I know of it honestly Eric, I think. That's actually really good. That I'm aware of. If I, I know that, um, I know psychic pebbles would be good, but I don't know if you'd want to actually physically be on. I think he'd be more wanted to physically do it digitally, but I think it's like getting him. Well, get into it. I never want to, yeah, I never want to bother him because I feel like what he's doing is so next level. Yeah. He's like, he's not even having meetings with like adult swim executives and shit. Like I, I, you're in a different world than I am.

Right. I'm just thinking of like vibes wise. It's not even like, say, Oh, like, right, right. Not like viability. Who would be, who would make the most sense, like, who would actually do it. Zach could do it. That would be really fun. I think most of the animated people can do it. Right.

Eric for sure. I think Jack would have a fun time. Oh, sure. Jack, especially in person, I think. Yeah. You know, not held back by. We were wheezing. We hung out the last time.

We were all fucking cackling. We had, when we had him on the show, it was like a week before that fucking crazy sniper will get out. It was exactly before. That was crazy. I wonder if, if we have them on. some weird shit happens again. Like it's just us. It's like an omen.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that'd be cool. Oh, a great guess.

The most perfect guess would be destiny. You said you had something that you wanted to bring up about destiny. Exactly. Transition. Yeah,

transition. I couldn't believe this because, so I was talking, I was actually talking to Jojo the other day. I think it was two days ago. Two days ago, two days ago was talking to Jojo. And somehow the subject of destiny came up to where I was trying to figure out why he would throw so much venom at me specifically.

I couldn't figure it out. Like I've only had similar instances of the way. Wait, what do you mean? Did he throw venom at you? So yeah, like we've had a few exchanges online. Like recently? No, not recently. This is historically.

Yeah, I remember getting into it with him. I don't even remember why though. Like it's completely like I have, if there is a beef there, I completely forgot it. Yeah, and I'm wondering, I think there's something to it. I'm not going to get into that necessarily because it's just a theory. It's too much theorizing. But the point is that I never thought it was about the subjects and it was about me personally. And I think it was with other people too.

And the one thing is the first beat that we had was specifically because of the John Tron thing. All right. I gave John Tron a little bit of a, I handled John Tron the situation with like kid gloves, especially because at the time, I've been racking my brain to remember how the fuck I ended up talking to John Tron every day via Skype. I don't remember how it happened.

And I was like, how to this? Yes. For a while, I was, like, let's put it this way. We were talking, he was like,

A, I'm talking to this girl from England right now and stuff blah, blah, I'm planning to see her in a few months and shit. Like his now wife. Right. Like we were talking about that and I was actually talking to a girl

from England at the time too. It was just coincidentally, we were bonding off of that. I can't for life and remember how the fuck I even got a Skype and started Skyping him. Yeah, yeah. I'm trying to remember. This simple by mistake, like you just put a random number in. You're like, oh, this shit is John Tron.

That happens sometimes. It's very weird. I just so whatever happened, we got really close. Then that shit happened. We talked about it. He showed me why he got where he got. And in my mind, I'm like, I see how he got in that pipeline. I see what happened.

Yeah. And Destiny was so mad that there was people that were being chair. charitable to him and he wouldn't fucking leave me alone about it to so much so one time i went on a stream this was like during the pandemic i think i hopped on a stream and destiny was debating some autistic guy bo-blacks and something like it was weird this happened it's so funny here you because this feels like tales from like tales from a different like totally universe totally so that should happen and for whatever reason i jumped on afterwards we're talking about stuff destiny started fucking flaming i wasn't even talking about you

about destiny and he just got really upset and was like why is this guy so angry at me and we had other spats online other dumb shit and I was always like this can't be about the John Tron thing first of all I know that for sure now because he had on he was being like oh John Tron's a Nazi

he had on Nick Flintes on his stream right and fucking he fucking fist bumped his his then wife made him sandwiches they were bonding I'm like you're bonding with a literal fucking Nazi so it It wasn't about the John Trump thing. Yeah, it's a little hypocritical, to say the least. I was talking to Jojo about this, and I was like, you know, when he did that, it felt

vindicated at least a little bit that I knew, oh, I know how we talked about that. We were talking about people getting exposed for, like, taking money, like, you know, Russia, the Russia stuff with that temple. We're like, we know it's not going to harm their business model or anything, but at least feels vindicating that we know. And so I was talking about it felt a little vindicating about John, clearly he didn't care about the Nazi stuff because he's hanging out the Nazi. And then literally the same fucking day

I was talking to Jojo about that. It got on earth that Destiny had a very thorough relationship with Lauren Southern who if you follow Lauren Southern, she's a white identitarian. She basically started working with those movements. Is that real? Yes, 100%.

So not only did Destiny's ex-wife say that, make that claim, Discord messages leaked and showed their relationship with Lauren Southern loves destiny and wanted a monogamous relationship, but he's not monogamous. So he was like, eh, and she was just like, man, I wish you were available. I wish you were, you know, because I'm a monogamous person. This was after she broke up with her husband. Right. Yeah. So, is, was this how long? I don't, how long? The timeline is, I mean, the timeline varies, but, because I don't know

exactly when Lauren Southern broke up with her husband, but I know she wrote an article talking about a horriboy was. And I'm like, oh, a trad guy treating you like, shit, weird. Weird. I can't that happens. Are you for real? It's like Goku's in a common home. Like, what did he have that move? When do you learn how to do that? It's so silly.

And it just felt doubly vindicating that. I'm like, all right, this guy is fucking this chick that has been adjacent to, you know, these alt-right movements and all this stuff. Movements that she did, they were trying to fuck with these immigrants that were crossing. Oh, yeah. Didn't she throw like a bottle at a boat or something? It was flairs. They were shooting.

flares at a boat. It was like this Italian boat that was carrying supposedly, allegedly carrying immigrants to Italy or something. You didn't have to mention the boat was Italian. Yeah, the Italian boat. The boat was a Italian. It was like, and then they were shooting flares at it. It was like, mama me. The boat's like ouch. Oof. The boat was having a hard time. She was shooting

flares at it or their people. It was like a white identitarian movement. It's kind of wild. And then she was one of the people exposed to be getting paid by Russia, blah, blah, terrible person, and Destiny is fucking her, knowing all this stuff. Well, this person, do I mean, hey, man. Pussy be calling, pussy be bringing people to do dumb shit, man. We've all been there.

Well, when you're destiny, when you're destiny, you have this much clow in his money as him, you can get whatever pussy you want. You don't have to get racist. Is she at least fine? She's attractive. Now, uh, Lauren Southern is attractive, but Lauren Southern's sister. If you've seen Lauren Southern's sister, he fucking exhaled twice. Dude. She's, uh, if you can find her like Lauren's Southern's sister,

like compared to Lauren Southern is not an ugly woman. She's actually attractive. She's attractive, but the thing is she's blonde, so you might be like, eh. I mean, I've,

but like, yeah, I've absolutely came on blonde faces. So, like, I, like, it's not like,

that is an insane fucking sentence. Like, that's not, that's not a, you're so could have just said, I've dated blonde. I didn't date them. I'm not lying.

I didn't date them. That's a good point. You're being very truthful. But, I don't want to procreate with a blonde. Yeah, Yeah, but it was just one of those things that it would get, I would get so annoyed with seeing people. I've had a few DMs of people because I've talked about Destiny villain maxing and stuff.

Right, yeah. And I've had people DM be like, no, listen, you should really reach out. Because Destiny will talk to anyone. He will. He would talk to me if I, I don't want to. I was like, guys, you don't understand. I understand what he's doing. I understand he's villain maxing.

There's nothing to talk about. It's not confused. I'm not confused about who Destiny is. And then showing that he. fucking Lauren Southern showing that fucking he broke bread with fucking Nick Flintas which that's the last person you should ever

sit down and fucking have lunch with. That to me is the more egregious. It's way more egregious. It's way more good because Lauren Southern isn't doing what Nick Flintz is doing, right? She's done adjacent things but she's not a leader of a white supremacist movement. Like, come on.

Well, to me it's just like there's not even like sex to cloud your judgment with the other thing. You know what I mean? Like everybody's had their judgment. Hold on. Hold on. let me back that up actually. Allegedly. So hold on.

You do rate, that is a fair point. So here's the thing though. Here's the thing. No, it is a fair point. But also there's something to carry some maybe some validity within the discord messages. I don't know who this person was. But Destiny was talking to someone and talking about like wanting to get his ass fuck, sucking dick and stuff. So he's definitely by.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, he is. I've been revealed for a while. I literally didn't know that. Well, because like, well, I knew he was polyamorous, but I've only seen. him around women. Yeah, he's bisexual. I've never seen him around doing stuff with a guy. I've never seen that, so I had no idea.

When he died his hair blue, I was like, oh, he's by. Oh, well, I thought that was just him being stupid. No. Because, like, Ethan Ralph did that. Yeah. Well, there you go. Dude, I watched the clip from that fucking Kim Star fucking stream. With all those fucking, this, this,

the villain, this is the Legion of Doom. The Legion of Doom pretty much of just a fucking evil ass niggins. What was it? What was it? And I was just hearing fucking, fucking I'm all talking and I was like, this is the worst corner of the internet. It's literally every villain is lemons. I was just like, holy shit. Because we're internet people, but I'm like, holy shit, that is the worst.

Like, they're like, I would say the sparkling side of internet is like Markiplier. Like that's a sparkling good side of the internet's like not even, I would even say market apply. I would say like maybe like I'm not even sure. sure if there really is that spark I would say like maybe like I would say Mark he's he's a fucking Queen guy I guess I mean he

he is somebody who still has a large following and never gets any controversy yeah I think that's I guess that that's that's fair example of how you should operate I was thinking of like kids content where you're not screaming fuck it thing oh oh well no that's that's fair you're right you're right

that is a fair and then like a few steps I think a step or two later is like critical right like a step or two after that's like critical. Yeah, I, I, I, I, I,

I, I, I, I, I, I agree, I just, you know, he, yeah, actually there's, yeah,

there's nothing and, I would, I, I would actually say it's like, it's, it's, the people you said at the market buyer,

then like, somebody like Philly D. Yes, yes. And then it goes to like, penis, DeFranco, what we were just talking to. Like critical,

like, critical, like, critical, like, I think, us? No, no, we're, where,

we're, no, After critical, I don't think we're like two degrees away from critical. I don't think so. I think we are two degrees. I think we are too. I think we are too. I think we're kind of right after that.

I don't think after us is. What the fuck have we done? You haven't done anything, but we. Are you absolutely sitting there's like skeletons in your closet? No, well, no, but I will absolutely say the N word. I don't care. I'll say the F or like I don't. They're not saying slurs ever.

For money. We are saying it behind the scenes for sure. Let's. For sure, just like Pewtie pie, for example. Putipi. You know what I mean? Who got caught lacking? All of those motherfuckers are doing the same thing.

Yes, but they are. And I wouldn't even be mad at them. But we, I wouldn't trip by it really. They're just very professional about it, right? We're not, we will make jokes about disabled people. We will make jokes about children getting blown up. We don't. We don't.

If we did, we did this would be a very different job. You're right. You're right. I would have to write all of it. Yeah. We're like, what's the subject? Hmm. What's going on with Ethan Ralph?

Nothing we can talk about. Yeah. I think it would, I think it would just slowly morph into a conservative show. It would morph into, it couldn't be comedy because they don't have anything funny. But it would just morph into a serious and all of a sudden all of our. We get Myron Gaines on. Yeah.

Yeah, let's talk. Who's Myron again? That's fresh, right? Yeah, one of them. Yeah, he's one of them. Is he, I don't know which one is. Get him on the show being like asking him how the. How the obvious hair transplant is treating him?

That guy is such a rabidist. But I think a little step, like a step from there is like us. But then I would say two degrees after us is when it starts getting dark. It starts getting like it starts getting like you know how like when you get a certain parts of world of video game it gets nighttime. You're like, oh wow, it's getting dark on this side. It's like Blightown in fucking Dark Souls. He started going to. But I think Kalid and the skun is it starts turning orange.

You're like, oh. We're in Limgrave right now. It's not a pleasant place. Yeah, it's not particularly opulent like the palace in the northern. Like you see there's a palace over there. That's nice. Like, why is there a palace there? Yeah. I wonder how Mark's doing. Exactly. Exactly. And then you're just kind of in this. Like, yeah, it's peaceful relative.

There's still monsters around. But they're like right there. You can see it. There's Kaelin. Just like two steps away. And jumping in the space and shit like that. And that's fucking Ethan Ralph. getting mad at anything, getting attacked by a Portuguese person. Yeah, dude, it's... They shouldn't make a FromSoft game like Eldon Ring, but with YouTubers that would be phenomenal. I'd be an ally, I'd be an ally, but I would die.

I'd have like fucking... I'd be a terrible ally. You'd be garbage. I'd fat roll all the time. The bosses would be so fun. Who'd be the bosses? I mean, it would be just, you know, all the villains of YouTube, so, like, you'd have like a Kempstar boss. I don't know what he does.

He'd be fast and quick, and you could... He's so fast. You could not. Like, you have to pair it at the right moment. I was going to get instant, dude. Best is fuck boy, forgot about that. He'll scream me, N-word. He just give you, like, madness.

He says, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, boom, thump, don't, don't, don't, don't. Hey, maybe that's a, maybe that's a... Killer, rea. Not a bad idea. Maybe that's an extra ammo. YouTube, dark souls. Yeah, yeah, yeah, YouTube.

Or Eldon Ring, whatever. Yeah. Eldon souls. Eldon, soul. Eldon tube. Yeah, I didn't know that. I think I heard a little bit about that. Yeah.

Southern thing. I didn't look into it because I just don't, I don't know. I saw it just because there's like one political stream I still watch and then they brought it up. And I was like, oh, that's funny that I was just talking about this. I think I saw something about sex messages leaking. Yeah, but I was like, I feel uncomfortable reading those in general. Yeah, I didn't see. That's not the hard business.

I didn't see any sex messages. It just feels like it's always going to be cringe. Like what's, oh, it's cringe. Yeah. Oh, it never not. It's never not. That's what, I mean, that's the reason why I personally don't. It was so rare.

for me to sex because I just felt and it felt cringy. As an adult, I definitely stopped doing that. I only did because like I, I'd been in a couple of long distance things where it's like, well, what else can you do? So that was something that I was doing. But otherwise, I've done it a couple times as an adult, but definitely

nothing to the point where I would be like particularly embarrassed. You know what I mean? Like I wouldn't, if it came out like, if my messages came out like that, I'd be like, oh yeah, whatever. Yeah, I've been one. They're embarrassing, but they're not like those. Yeah, it's embarrassing. just because it's private. Yeah, yeah. But like, even,

even, like, say if there was, like, nudes or something that got leaked of me, same deal where I've never done, like, I've never, like, you know, like, I've never pretzled myself, you know, like some crazy shit. You're not like pro-Jarid in a Sailor Moon outfit.

No way, no, not even close. That shit is pogged, bro. The most you would just see. That is gang shit right there. The worst you would see, like, and I'd feel bad for other people. I'm like, oh, I'm sorry that you saw, like, my load or something.

Like, that's not, like, that's feels, I've never. I'm not taking pictures of my cum. Have you taken pictures? No, I don't take pictures. So I come in the picture. Look what I did. No, it's like.

Like having videos of your partner or something. And then there's like, bow, there's something. They're so you done. And I'm like, ew. Like, I would feel that way if I saw, like, if I saw, if I saw one of my friends dick, I'd be like, I roll my eyes. But if I saw them coming, I'd be like kind of mad. Because I don't want to see that. I don't, I don't want to see that.

Seeing someone come is always feels like really. Like, even when I watch porn, I don't do that. Because I feel like that's very personal, you know. Like you coming You coming Because everyone looks dumb when they come It's how it is Unless you're trained

Then you know you know you look You know you look good You like turn out You fucking risler it up Dude you're like Doing that The idea of the idea of you're fucking a grotto You do this and you stop and you game

I have to do it now Now I have to do it now I think it wasn't Yeah report back I report back So the problem is I When you're in the moment You're kind of an animal

so you don't remember anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, like, if you have, like, ideas, like, I want to do this, it will be funny. Oh, wouldn't it be funny to start moaning like a chick and see how much you would freak out? You know, there's some dumb, like, prank shit. You don't remember in the moment

because you're just savagely, that part, the lizard brain takes over. You're not. I come and I shove Lily off the bed. I'm like, get the fuck out of here. I can do more. Pick you up. And just, link, fucking pot, toss her out the fucking room.

And then lock the door and go to sleep. And then just, that's a good life. Lock the door and, go to see that's a good life right there you lock the door and as soon as you lock the door you're turning to fall asleep already into the bed but yeah I want to be I want to make it clear that I don't care about destiny do whatever weird shit he gets I don't care it was literally just validating that I was like okay this dude's mad at me for some other reason and I feel like other people he stoned venom at is for other reasons it wasn't it had nothing to do with John Tron being a

Nazi. If he was angry at you for the reasons that it seems like he's angry at you, he would have no ground to stand. He better hate himself. 100%. So I'm just like, cool. So, and again, that's another reason why people that have said, like, she talked to him, like, I have, I just, what are we going to talk about?

It seems, it seems radioactive quite frankly. I, like, I, look, keep doing what you're doing with, like, the, debating the people that you're debating. Right. I think it's great. Yeah. I think you, you're making some good points. 100%.

I feel like, I definitely don't want to be a party. Yeah. It's kind of like a. Bosch too because he's still doing some good work but I'm like I also am like I want nothing to do with some guy that's in a lulley I just I'm sorry the thing is the thing about those kind of debates right it would be it would lead to like really not entertaining content because it'd be like a lot of disagreeing a lot of agreeing yeah it would just be a lot of agreeing and or just like one disagreement that like I probably wouldn't like get that serious and in him sensing I wouldn't let it get that

serious he probably wouldn't like that serious and it would be like a lot of like it's like me and Chris had a debate about like politics. It'd be like, I disagree with that a little bit. It's like, why? Ah, this thing. This is also, yeah. It's good. Yeah, it would be boring.

You know exactly what's going to happen. And then we just start chatting about this to people like, I didn't come. I wanted to see people say slurs. I didn't come here for that. It's why I still want to talk to Joe Rogan. You know, like, I technically don't want anything to do with him because he's like, let me down so much. However, I want to pick his brain.

I want to know how he's gotten, like said, is it just pure grift or is there holes in his brain? Do you know what I actually think it is? I think he's a very suggestible person And like he's very much like the kind of person Like I feel like if you're just in front of him He'll agree with you You know what I mean?

I've heard that guy I've heard that a lot but like Me personally I've never actually seen that I've heard people say that But I would It's there's like compilations of him Being pushing back against people that were saying

Nonsensical things Right right And like so he wasn't very suggestive Well that was before He's very suggestible now And to me, I feel like Honestly, I just feel like a lot of left-leaning people just drop the ball Not going on his show for like arbitrary reasons.

They were just like, oh, let's not go on the show because it's like, it's right adjacent. It's like, it's right-adjacent because you kind of let it get that way. Not to say that it's not his responsibility ultimately because it's his show. But like the whole like we can't go there and talk to these people because it's like, you know, it won't be Or it'll look bad for us. It's like, no, you got to meet people. where they're at and talk to them. That's why I like Bernie. Bernie went on.

The thing that's interesting. And more of them needed to do that. They just feel like Cornell West went on, talked to him about socialism and he understood completely the assignment. Right. The thing that's weird about it, say somebody like Kyle Kalinsky was handling him with kid gloves. Right. He would go on his podcast and then now he's like, fuck it, I'm going to burn the bridge. And I've actually loved this new awakened arc that he's had on. I just like Kalinger. I think he's a fucking funny guy. Aside from him being like, Kyle Kulinski, I think he's a funny guy. Aside from him being a politely. like politics stuff, I think he says funny shit. Like his old tweets are bangers.

Like those things go bananas. Those seats go fucking bananas. He's clearly from New York. Was his thing like the N-Words is hungry? Niggas is hungry. He's a shooter. Like that is clearly a guy from New York. To me back in the day, I was like, this is real.

This is authentic. This is a real person that understood that Twitter was bullshit. And you're just going to say wild stuff. And I get it. Now that you're much larger, you have to clean up your, you gotta clean up. You have to.

You have to take it. I get it. I'm not even hate it. I actually said, I'm loving his new arc where he has been taking diarrhea shits on Joe Rogan in ways that he's never done before

because he's always wanted to maintain a good relationship. And now he doesn't care anymore. He's like, he's like, oh, you endorse like against everything that I know about you,

Joe, you endorse Trump. Okay. See, my argument though is like, it's not that he should, I feel like the mistake was treating with kids glove. I agree. You can have a respectful conversation while also like pushing

back. I agree. I don't think he did that enough. A lot of people haven't done that with Joe in general. I noticed why Joe's gone to the point where he is now. It's far like Bill Burr. Have you seen Anthony Jellezelnik? Jellet. Jellner? I always want to say Jelesnik for some reason. Yeah, it's Jeselnick. Because I knew a kid with that last name. Terrible name. But yeah, it's not great. But he had a thing recently, or this morning I saw where he was going at at Joe. I didn't see What do you say? He was like, if you listen

It was part of a bit So it is a joke Ultimately, but I do think He kind of feels this way Based on other takes that I've seen him give Where he was like, if you listen to Oh, he said like I hate cancel culture

And then the audience clapped And he was like that was my impression Of a shit comic trying to get on Rogan And he said he had a whole bit about like I like Joe, he's a friend of mine But if you listen to his podcast You're a fucking loser And he went off on some bit about how

Who's Jelastic again? I forgot who he is. He's, I mean, he's just a comedian, but he has, like, he has some of the more edgy material or, like, more traditional. I would feel,

I would say he's, like, an evolution, like a modern, I want to say Jimmy Carr exactly, but you know what I mean? Where it's like the kind of, like, punchy, punchline driven,

edgy, like you're not supposed to say that kind of stuff. Yeah. But he's like, he has great, I love his takes on all the stuff where it's just like, he's like,

all these people complain about, about, you know, oh, you can't say this anymore. It's like, you're making a lot of money. It should be a little hard. Like, why should it be easy? Like, he's like, comedy should be dangerous. You want it to not be dangerous.

You want to be able to say the thing you want to say without ever facing the danger. Like, what's the point of that? You shouldn't be making that much money. That's really the only thing. Oh, they don't want to face any backlash. It's not like you can't say it. I think the thing is that facing backlash is one thing. I think being accountable.

I think accountability is a thing where it's like you're supposed to have this feign of like, oh, I'm as soon as an art, right? But as an art, you have to be also like, you said this before, and I always respect it, is the fact that in comedy you have to get dirty, but you have to pull out a diamond, you know? It's worth trudging to shit if you pull out something that's fantastic, you know? Like if your job, if your phone falls in the toilet, right, it's caked with shit and it's a Motorola razor, it's like, maybe you're gone. You know? Yeah, yeah. But if it's a fucking gold case iPhone, you got to go in there and try to grab it.

That's how I always felt about it, where it's just like the people who just like, oh, I'm going to be funny and I'm just going to just. say, I don't know, eight slurs or whatever. Yeah. And it's just like, you're getting yourself dirty, but you're not really pulling anything meaningful out of that. Like, you're diving into a dumpster and you're not finding anything. Yeah. Like, the point is to find something.

And you can, and it's easy to find something. Yeah. It's going from like, if you're not lazy, it's easy to find something. Well, even if you're lazy, it's, it's personal. Personality is like why people like Dave Chappelle still. Dave Chappelle said shit that was pretty cringe even before. You know, even pretty cringe before. Yeah.

Because people laughing at him also were not black. laughing at him. So like before he was saying shit that was like, oh, this is a bit much. But Dave Chappelle at the end of the day, it all balanced back into like this thing is absurd. It's not that I agree with this is absurd. It's not that I agree with this is absurd. So I live in a world where I'm navigating the absurdity that's aimed towards me. Yeah. I, you know. You're wrong. You're wrong. I think I think he's still pretty fucking ill-informed like a lot of Yeah. It's appell. Yeah. It annoys me that like some of the like the largest most popular people don't like say even when they talk something about like say trans issues,

they don't understand them. And like they'll still come up with a funny joke, but they still don't even understand the difference between sex and gender and it drives me nuts. So it's like, I'm going to build a premise off of this, but they don't even understand what it is.

So it drives me nuts that I'm like, even though you're seeming kind of philosophical and funny, you're not. And it's frustrating as someone who just understands basic biology. Well, it's frustrating because as somebody who just...

Well, it's frustrating. It's frustrating, especially because you know that they are funny. You've seen it. Yeah, like, I know. multiple times. Like, I know you're funny. I know you can make a good joke,

but I just wish you had, your premise wasn't wrong. Also the problem is, the problem is humility as well, too. Because it's like, like, like Dave Chappelle did that thing

when he made those jokes about trans people and they got offended. And he could have literally been like, my bad. I could make this funny, though. I could make myself funny out of it. I don't even,

I don't even think he needed to say it's my, he could have just ignored it and just made funny stuff. Well, no. Yeah, the problem was I would much rather have that. That's true.

The problem. The problem is that he doubled down and, like, kind of, like, kept digging in this, in this well of material. And he, it felt like he was doing it just to spite the people who had a problem with him instead of to actually find anything funny. Well, because, like, the first two, the first special that he did was funny. Yeah, like, Sixth and Stones was a, I cracked the fuck up at that. And, like, like, even when we were watching it with, like, Paul and some, some of our other friends in that community, they were cracking the fuck up, you know? Well, that one wasn't really about that stuff, really. Well, it was.

Yeah, that was the one with the whole fucking, um, the LGBTQ car analogy. Yeah, but that one wasn't, was that one particularly? I mean, there were a lot of people who had a problem with it. I don't, I, I'm getting my part of me, so I can, I get to. That's what I'm saying. It's like, it's clever. It's good. Like, the idea of, like, the analogy of like the car picking up hitchhikers.

And then the cues coming here, he's like, yeah, I don't know where I'm going. You know, like, it's, it's good stuff. And then it offends a certain, like, a small subset of people. And then he's like, ooh, fuck you guys. I'm going to double down. But nothing that you're going to come out, nothing that he came up with after that was as good as that first bit. And so it's just like lazy.

It comes across as like, I think, I think humility is a thing that could be, that could be sent to far, far distance. Like, like how could you have that if you don't think you're wrong? Yeah,

how could you be human? Oh, that's the thing. That's how good to be humor. How could you be humor? How could you be humor? How could you be humor? How could you be humor?

How could you be humor? But the idea is like, if he doesn't know he's wrong, right? That's the problem, right? Like, obviously he doesn't think he's wrong. And that's where the problem entirely stems from. Because for me, like, I've said, I've said shit about, like, queer people that I've found,

come to find out, like, oh, if I read a book, if you read a book and you look at things, you're basically reading how branching, like, oh, sex and gender are absolutely not the same thing. See, I would never read a book about those abominations. No way. Yeah, I mean, I did by force. I was in school for that. I want to get money to do that. So he made me do it.

But at that moment, what you do is like, all right, my apologies, let's just hash it out. You could, you could, you're a comedian. Well, you know, about making fun of yourself. You, that's it. That's everybody wants your job is just to be. No, but I feel like you're getting too deep into it. Your job is just to be funny. So be funny.

I understand, but that is free material to be funny again. Swain, I think the thing that's all missing is, unfortunately, at their level of success, they kind of don't have friends anymore other than the friends that they grew up with. And what I mean by that is all the other people they surround themselves by, yes, man. Yeah, they're yes men in a way that I can't say anything that will, upset this guy because he may not want to hang out with me anymore.

Yeah. And that's so, like, so, like, nobody's... And they're so, like, so, like, into this stratosphere that, like, they're not going to be in tune with, like, your average everyday person anymore. And that's what happened to Joe, obviously. When people started... Joe ran to the right. That's definitely what happened.

He sprinted, yeah. He sprinted. So once people started criticizing him a lot, he stopped listening to him and he opened arms, binge up here, all those fucking people. And then now they're on that level to where they have to handle him with kid gloves, too, even where, like, when he made that crazy thing about, oh, the state of the union was pre-recorded. And that other guy was like, what are you talking?

But like, being like, that's a kind of thing. That shit is psychotic. That's what I was like, I was, I recorded a video about Joe. And I was like, is he a grifter or is there holes in his brain? And I remembered that. And I was like, oh, wait, no. I think he's, there's holes in his brain, like, legitimately. I think he is legitimately disabled.

Yeah, I think something happened. Like, recently in the past few years, he's dumber than he's ever been, like, by a country. mile. Yeah. And so, mean. You can even hear it in the way

that he's in just the cadence. He's just like, uh, Jamie. I'm surprised the conspiracy there is don't think that it's just a different

Joe Rogan, you know what I mean? When did Joe Rogan get switched with bro Jogan? I totally made that joke. Bro Jogan. It was literally I felt like that with Michael Jackson. Remember when he's got his hair set on fire

and post that people thought like Michael Jackson was like replaced. And Dirk was like, this makes sense. This makes sense. Look at the structure of its fate. I wish I was that dumb

I want to I want a coast dude Be so happy I want a coast I don't wish I was that dumb No yes you do I don't So you like the burden of being so angry that you understand How stupid the world is It it It makes me angry but then when I see good

It makes my heart really warm And it's very sporadic It's like a lot of darkness And then you're like one glimmer of light You're like Ah ah ah And then you go back to the darkness It's like a light good

Listen, wouldn't you feel much better, like, say, you know, Trump's president-elect, wouldn't you feel so much better right now? Like, imagine right now how good you'd feel. You're just like, fuck, yes. I'm happy. Everything's going to be better. I'm happy with the knowledge of having. No, everything's fixed. You don't understand.

It's fixed. You don't get it. It's over. You've lost. Legitimately, I saw tweets like that and I was like, I'm done. I was like, he hasn't literally even stepped in office and like, dude, things are already getting better. And I'm like, I'm done. I'm out.

I don't know, whatever. I'm out. I'm out too. It's just like, all right, man. Play amongst yourselves. I want to eat the AllSpark and become Unicorn. I want to just swallow this block that's bigger than my head. Should we get into questions?

We could just mention this really quick. There's some Balders Gate stuff. Yeah, apparently, this is a leak. So, you know, take it with a grain of salt. It's a leak. It's a great of salt. But I did see that there is going. like it's real.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, let me put up, we put up that you for making. No, hold on. We're not, we're not reporting on fake leaks. Never mind.

Okay, Balders Gate will receive, so this is based off a... What website? Fucking iPhone. Yeah. No, this is directly from Steam, a community update. A community update.

Photo mode, crossplay, 12 new subclasses coming next year. For Balders Gate 3. Wait, what was it? What was coming? Uh, photo mode. Crossplay. content and then 12 new subclasses coming next year. Crossplay will be good. Uh, photo mode is going to go

crazy. And that game, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah. Bro, it's my, the only shorts that are on my YouTube are just all BG3. It's crazy. Just the skimpiest outfits. Just 90% fucking shadow heart. The other is Carlac. People, you know, people are, you know, people like their white skin. If Carlech was why, I think, you know, people would understand more. They're wrong. They're wrong. The Carlyke gets to help because she's the big strong woman. I think Shadowheart is the, I think it's a lot of the voice to me honest with you. The voice, I mean, the voice is amazing. There's a, I don't remember if I said on the podcast last time that there was Halson and Shadowheart had a 30 second interaction, no, 20 second interaction. And I was

upset because that little interaction just walking was better than anything I heard in Valgaard. It made me mad. Isn't that frustrating? It's super. I'm like, how does this feel so authentic? Howison is a real character? Saddard's a real character. Have you seen the previews for, what is it,

avowed that Pillars of Eternity RPG by... I watched a little bit of it, but then I was too tired. Something came out today? Something came out with it? Well, I know Ralph Skillup and a couple of other people got to play a fair bit of it. And like, the sentiment was all, throughout all these videos that I was watching, it was like, I really needed this right now

after after it's insane it's insane seeing dialogue levels right because for me the dialogue that stood off for me was always Carlack and Will right like they're clearly like oh this is like an enemy so lover kind of yeah they gotta play out of each other for sure and hearing them talk to each other

and clearly flirting and Will being like I'm black I'm not afraid of anything and then and then Carlick being like I'm strong and my vagina's on fire just like it was being like all that This is fucking cool. And then you see Vailgard like Harding flirted at Rook

and Rooker's like, I've seen dogs before. Golly G. I'm retarded. And I was like, I, so I don't even, I don't know everybody's like sexuality because the writing's so bad that they don't like, there's no, they don't allude to anything. Yeah. In a way that like, like, you want to be like, oh, I'm not going to waste my time anymore because I don't know if.

And then also there's, it's. So lazy. There's no interactions of like, oh, I'm going to flirt with both motherfuckers and somebody's going to be like, hey, how dare you? We're just talking to it. That's in every fucking other RPG that has the love interest. And this, nothing. Not even. And then one of them is, annoys me that you can cut everybody off so fast. Like if you want to like, oh, do a committed thing with this person. I was like, I literally. So I'm going to have to say no and I can't go any further with you. And it's barely in the beginning. It is every RPG element of this. this game is so bad. I hooped the three way with the three girls and frigging Waldo's Gate 3. It's so bad. It's space as possible. The three way. I fucked I fucked, I fucked Lizelle first. If I took Liselle first, then I

fuck she didn't fuck Shadow Harker. He's fucking he's resistant and it doesn't bother me. I only fuck her towards the end. I destroyed her easily. He'll only fuck her earlier in the game. I can, I'm like, oh, you have to do after. She's courting me. I don't what you mean. But I can only fuck her later on. I smash Lizelle first just because she was the easy. It's always the angry

the angry, yeah. That character. just like a patient zero Subject zero, subject zero, you can just fuck her easily Just like no consequence Can't do that in Velgaard is, it's weird Because it's one of those things where it's- Can you even any angry characters in that game? So, yes, gosh is the black man

But like four-no he has only one, Did you know they, so So Daverin was that supposed to be Have a British voice actor verse? That doesn't surprise me. I don't know what happened to him I can tell he's supposed to be British And I was like first of all he's a fucking elf

Of course he's supposed to be British. Like all the fucking all of the daylish are supposed to be from the Foreldin area. Yeah. And so they all have British voices except for Balar, who sounds like a Disney character. That's like, oh, hey, it's mean, Balara. She sounds like the fucking little flyer-flying pixie.

In defense, because I did see this written, and I hadn't considered that. Is she literally from like a different plane of existence? I think it's hinted at that she might be. That kind of makes it makes sense. She might be from somewhere else, right? So if that is true, it is not fleshed out. It's hinted, though, right? Isn't it hinted that she's like she's from somewhere else?

Yeah, but somewhere else isn't the same as like Like not where we are from Where the world is known Yeah, no, no, so I saw that and I was like It is still unbearable, the things that I've seen But at least like, so it makes a little bit of sense As far as I'm concerned, if that is true, I missed it Especially because they give you the full lore of

What was the beginning of existence in this game Oh yeah, they give you the full lore You know exactly how things started And actually some people are very disappointed that were very religious. They're like, oh, my life's a lie. Because like everything, basically,

long story story story, Dragon Age is based off of what? This is going to be sports for the game. No, I'm going off of Dragon Age origins. There's long story short, Dragon Age origins based off of like, oh, the blight was basically a punishment of a Teventure Magister

infiltrating heaven, essentially, and then punishing. And so you had these to vinter gods essentially We're punishing the world with the blight And you just It's not it's if you were if you're paying attention Allure wise you kind of know like these This is like religion right

It's it's mythos And then so you get to find out what's actually happening in this game You can't flesh it out or anything They reveal the rest of the world Like how there are other parts of the world We just don't know about it No So to give this context

Are you serious? To give this context He finished it Oh yeah I actually did finish I finished the Vildegard finally And Let's put it this way

This is the easiest way I uh I did I did a couple of other Just I wanted to start because I wanted to feel how the other characters played So the the rogue and the and the mage So I honestly I didn't like the the rogues at all I like the rogues there um but I didn't play anything else

I didn't I like I like the two swords quick The fighter and the fucking mage is so much better I know though I will the mage is always good in every single Dragon Age game that made is insane. They do a good job with it and yeah they're actually super OP in this one because you have two different sets so the rogues don't have two sets

of weapons like in like so here's the weird thing and I'm just going to try to make as quick as possible a fighter you have your sword shield and you have your two hander you can switch to your two hander and your sword and your shield can also be a projectile yeah and then the rogue you just have your daggers

and they have the bow with the bow is only projectile it's not a secondary weapon. Yeah, it's not a significant weapon. That really, this is the only class that has no secondary weapon. Oh, really?

Yes. And then the mage has, the mage has your staff, and then you have an orb and a fucking dagger. And this is, yeah, this is your range. This is your,

your close range, your orb and your dagger, which does, it's, the rogue got fucked. And I was like, what, this, anyway,

long story short. Why, why does God hate, like, why is it everything I love, everything I love in games is always molested. Like I'm sure when rivals comes out Spider-Man's gonna be like Spider-Man's webs don't exist

And I'll be like, why are you? What is happening? Let's take of argument. Take of argument. What would you do if that actually happened? I would It'd be like an image on a fucking a famous image Of me walking a place with a weapon

It'd be that album lover It'd be walking into Marvel With just a backpack holding something So check this out All I'm gonna say is right now Oh, nice. Something's done, I heard. I guess something's baked.

Maybe that's the 49,000 gigabyte update to Stalker 2. All I'm going to say is vibe-wise. When I made a shitty inquisitor on one of my other playthroughs. And then I put the theme

of the Dragon Age Inquisition. And when I did that, it gave me a nostalgic feeling. And that feeling felt better than the entire game that was playing a Val Guard. And that just kind of like, I was like reality set in that I'm like, I like this game, I really

don't like this game in a way that I was trying to protect myself to where like nothing felt like that while I was playing the game where I felt like any sort of like dopamine hit. Yeah, this was a Halo 4 moment for you. Yes. And so and once Kingston's done, we'll probably do some extra ammo or talk

about it or something. Yeah. Yeah. So that's, I'm not going to say anything else about it. I'm going to fucking cry, man. I want you to like, I'm really... Do you at least get to have sex with Harding, actually? Well, um, yes, but there, there's no nudity. There's no actual sexy. I, uh, yeah, I actually... This only one, only one.

So the only sauce I took, I actually, um, so I started modding as that, because I needed to play the other classes just to feel them before I, because I'm going to do a review. And then I just, I was like, to even bear this game, I have to put some mods on. So I fixed Tosh's face. Tosh looks a lot better, like doesn't have the dumb makeup on and the dumb shit. Fucking Nev looks really good now, like the 4K that I did, and she's a topless, Belarus topless. Harding's topless, but also whoever modded this to Harding's body is like this. It looks like a mountain.

Like you know how it starts peaking? So she has this wide. Sorry, yeah. So, but I just like, it starts peeking. Her fucking form is so weird. And it's just funny So I was like I put her clothes back out

I was like all right This is crazy You don't look good naked You use this to me woman My rook is My rook's a kid dog Cause he has no dick You know

But like he's naked Just running around So it's really entertaining Like fighting Where you're just nakedish Yeah I'm honestly dude Like I don't know I was thinking about playing it

And then I kind of just I kept hearing So many negative things about it I don't know enough About Dragon Age Moment kind of past You would enjoy it more than us Well maybe

But the I don't think think so actually because I like the opportunity to be a dickhead oh to you know what I mean like that's kind of like I don't like I don't even like necessarily doing it but I like knowing that I could that you could and in certain instances you want to

right and so the fact that that's kind of not there is kind of like I don't know it's insane but it's been long enough now between like especially old not old school RPGs but like his fantasy RPGs for me and if I was like right around the corner and that seems to be doing everything that's like February

I think so like that and that's seems to be it's just a pillars of eternity version of all the things that people wanted out of a dragon agency. I'm gonna finally be an evil character. So like you could be a dickhead, you could kill him. I'm gonna be evil as shit. I've, because I've only been a good guy in everything. And I'm, you never you never been, you didn't do any type of dark urge or anything. The dark urge, I was

still a good guy to get the good good ending. What the fuck does that mean? You were like trying to fight the dark earth. Yeah, it was fun. It was fun because the shit the dark urge says is terrifying. Did you, uh, did you? You have to do one evil thing. Did you behead Carlack? Absolutely not. Why would I behead my queen? You're not, you're not, you didn't do dark urge.

I played a dark urge. No, you didn't play dark urge. I played that I played as a dark urge. I didn't fucking roll play entirely. You played us some pussy that thinks they're cool and dark. No, no, I don't want to be. You played as Elon Musk with a dark Gothic maga. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I was like doing this. The thing is that like when a dark urge, when you fuck in, when you click in me, he's like, spleen's and bodies, twitch and pleading. And I'm like, why is he saying this? Like, like, chill. Like, chill, dude, you're bugging. Like you didn't actually play. I killed, I killed Isabelle because you just kind of have to.

You can't not do that, unfortunately. Yeah, but like, you know, oh, man. That's something that I feel like you can do even not being a dark urge. Oh, you absolutely just like, yo, take would do it. Homey with wings. Take her. Yeah. Take her and killed his bitch.

And then ruin it for everybody. Yeah. Look, man. You got to go. If I kill Isabella. You got to go all the way. I kill Isabella, I can't fuck Carlack. Well, whatever.

In that play through, who cares? I do. The point is my character has the fucker. What do you? The point seems to be There's... Did you not fucker? Like what?

Not when I beheaded or no. The point is There's probably There's probably in all likelihood A better RPG Right around the corner For people who might have been But might have been curious about it

I guess just hold off It's kind of I see a lot of people Just being like this is not it Which is a shame They're right I wonder how it's sold Quite good probably

Actually people are trying to crunch the numbers Obviously they don't They haven't released anything They would have said something by now if it sold well. Exactly. They only have physical copy sales. Those look all right in certain areas. But as far as digitally, which is where all the money is,

it's not looking good just because of what people were, they were trying to use whatever numbers that they can use compared to everything else that's come out recently. And they were like, it's definitely, it has to underform, not because of any propaganda or anything that was happening, just people not doing the word of mouth thing like Eldon Ring did, for example. People are like, this is fucking amazing.

They're like, what's that? Dude, there's reverse word of mouth is real, man. It's totally real. Definitely, like, all the people that I talked to about Dragon is like, yeah, I don't know about it. And so I was like, I'm definitely not going to pay. I was curious. I was open to it. Right.

And I definitely didn't do it. It's the exact opposite of what happened with Eldon Ring and, you know, hell divers. There's another one of those. Everybody was like, get on. I can't believe. You can't deny it. I bought hell divers. I saw, um, that's crazy.

You would have liked it, I think, if you didn't fall asleep during that tutorial, when you started it in the middle of the day when you were like exhausted I think you would have actually enjoyed it That shit's fun as hell I heard it's good heard it's really fun I'm sure I mean like yeah Yeah dude that that sucks

It's the thing that sucks more Is seeing the old concepts Of things that they were thinking about doing With Dragon Age 4 Don't even bring that shit up That shit killed me Yeah so it's just that just knowing It's like what could have been

The missed out of the opportunity Andromeda's fault Literally Andromeda shot the bed So violently What did you say? And John would have shot the bed That was bad That was bad

That was bad I tried it again too Why? Because I hadn't played it since 2017 This dude Oh Derek So look it was 2017 They were selling it for like three bucks Or whatever the fuck it was

You were seven in 2017 But you're 35 now That's enough Look Like listen You're not gonna have like it It might be good at time I don't know

Listen You're right. Maybe I was too young. Listen. I was too young to understand. I was in my early 30s. You're right. But I played when it was a bugged mess.

Fair, yeah. And at one point, I had to go to a way earlier save because one of my saves was broken to where I couldn't progress because the door wouldn't open. One of the doors just, it refused to open. I was like, oh, great. I lost like 10 hours of gameplay or something. It's a feature. It was crazy. So I was like, I want to see how I feel about it objectively.

And yeah, I mean, I felt the same. You ride, I respect how hard you ride for your game franchises. Like the ones you love, you really will just keep. Like, I'm sure you'll go back to Baldus Gate 3 and Eldon Ring like three more time before, before like something else comes out. And you're like, oh, because I respect. Because for me, the game franchises that I love, I don't really love any of them like I used to anymore. I think it happens. What's the game franchise that I loved for a long time that I still play?

It happens, man. Pokemon? No, I don't play Pokemon anymore. So look, yeah But isn't that what the conversation is? That I still play Chris That's what I was saying No, you said

Games that I love that I don't care about anymore Is what you said? I meant to say I still go back to That was my mistake So you still go back to But you just don't like them as much as you used to Yeah, I don't really go back to it I played

You literally were playing Pokemon Last week I played Hart Gold again Yeah I played the heart gold But I think that's about the last one I've because I don't really go back to things like that Well it's just

It's more of a It's more of a, look, I'm the furthest thing from a scientist, right? But there's some things that I want to approach objectively and be like, okay, this was a bugged fucking mess, the community, everything felt bad. I want to make sure I wasn't in my feels. I want to see if there's anything redeeming from this. And then I didn't finish it because it's so boring. It was, it was, the combat is fun, but like, it should have just been an online fucking thing. So it would have been fine if it was just an online fucking life service thing actually.

compared to, which everybody would be mad that a Mass Effect game was that, but the only redeeming thing was the combat. And this story is so boring that I was like, I can't, I got to the main boss again. I was like, I forgot how much he sucked. He's so boring. And then he stopped. And then same thing with Vail Guard where you're like,

oh great, these elven gods, they're literally nothing. They are. They're just bad guys. There are side. They're so juxtapose to Solis who's like a great character and he's like I'm evil for being evil fuck you and runs off

and he's like sucks dude he has to give a good acting it's insane I love that this this show is like talk therapy for you guys it kind of is right and hey I get the thing I'm waiting for this guy I'm waiting for him to finish because I really want to do an episode and like then I can put it past me once we've thoroughly

like disgusting you're gonna come here I'm gonna be dead I'm gonna be dangled from the ceiling you got to Chris's house he came to my apartment to hang himself in my office I just a haunt you're fucking, it's a haunt Chris. I break in, I break in through the window. I fucking climb in and I kill myself here. And you're like, dude, what the fuck? Dude, it's great.

I am. So I actually, I rarely write Steam reviews. I've probably written like three. Dude, I've written like three in my entire Steam fucking thing. Yeah, I think maybe I have like, I got into it. I think I got into it one night when I was like 17 or something. You were just, you were just fucking, I hate this. No, no, no, no.

I think I just, like, I, like, wrote. I wasn't even like angry. I was just like, oh, let me like, let me write some stuff about some of the ones that I love. Oh, you wrote some. I think I might have, I've written like maybe like, maybe like eight. And they were really short. They were like, it's good. See, I'm one of those people that like, I only hop on when something sucks.

I mean, you know how there's people they do a bunch of. I'm like, I'm technically part of the problem. You are. I'm technically part of the problem. But also it's just because usually I'm just like, oh, great. I'm glad this is doing so well. I see the overly positive stuff. I'm like, great.

It is unfortunate that like you're never going to be. be like, damn, this was a really good eating experience. I'm not going to review this positively on Yelp. You know what I mean? Like, I've never left a positive review on Yelp ever. Never. It's always, I don't eat reviews. No, me neither.

It's usually like my food is fucking eight hours late. It's so seldom that I would go out of my weight, but because something really fucked up actually happened. For me, my brain is like, no one gives a fuck about what I'm about to say. That is true. And for me to assume they can fuck about what I'm about to say is so arrogant. Well, here's the weird thing. Here's the weird thing because I felt that way when I left a Veilgard review. And then when you go on the store page, I forgot that it stares you in the face that you left a review.

I was like, oh, I clicked on it and it had like nine people found this helpful. And I was like, oh, shit, that was literally just the night before. So I was like, people are going here and they clicked on. And I was like, it felt a little bit nice. Just seeing that like. Yeah, validation. Yeah. Reviews do matter and people should use them.

I just don't use them because I don't give a fuck. He wasn't a country review either. It was very just like, let me express exactly how I'm feeling why I'm so mad, especially because Solis is actually written well in this heaping pile of shit. Solis is, to the very end, Solis, I'm like, man, every time he talks, I feel, I feel a character. Lois is awesome. He's a fucking awesome character. Super waste.

It's, it's like, I was like, I was like, how could you? It's like, how could you? It's like, Arthur Morgan's character voice, voice act in fucking like a Hello Kitty game. It's like, it's like, look, I wouldn't go that far. But yeah, I know what you're saying. Our kitty adventures are under danger. We have to band together and stop the rough puppy. Stop it.

Isn't it weird, though, that, like, you have examples of somebody written that well. And then you don't cut and be like, oh, we need to step everybody else up. Like, that's the thing that kind of annoys me where I'm like, hey, look, some of the voice actors for Root are good. I think they understood the assignment. I figured something out. One of the first times I was talking about Dragon Age on the podcast, I made a complete. complaint about the detective Nev saying something and I was like bitch I just told you because so she's um they're explaining that uh she doesn't think solace is an elven god she doesn't believe in

that shit she's just like hey you didn't tell me there was so many elves doing magic because there was enough magic that should have been a bunch of mages yeah said there's and like no it's just solace the elven god and her voice acting doesn't have proper direction so the way she says an el she says the word the phrase an elven god she says it it like as a matter of fact period and then the next thing she says well whatever he is and I was like bitch you were just explained

to but what she's supposed to do was supposed to sound dismissive yeah nev was supposed to be like an elven god like or something but the way she just says it in her voice another than god and I was like well that's not dismissive that's just her saying of statement so I misunderstood the assignment

of how I was supposed to interpret it and it made me realize that like a lot of these people unfortunately just have horrible direction Han Zimber had horrible direction collaborating with the music. They don't understand Dragon Age. I was like they could have just you know, the other two people,

that guy that his name's crazy, he's ion on something, and then Trevor Morris wrote the other ones. Yeah. They understood the world of Dragon Age. Especially the other guy, because that guy he did the theme of a fucking Fallout 4. He's done so many.

Yeah, he's done so many. I can't remember his name. It's too foreign. from like some bald dude but like this guy understands shit right he understands he does like I understand the five that I'm going for they didn't the music sucks too so

okay we're done I'm done I'm done so we want to some questions you can remember you can leave questions over at patreon.com slash a snark tank and we'll read them on the show pop on over there show show some support or we'll kill you yep first question comes from it's Emma

uh hello please please revive I have Chris Reagan, Thomas the Tank Swingin' Ew. And some gay guy, actual first time patron this month. Let's go. And listener since 2021. Wow.

Thank you. She says I can provide receipts. What's her name? It's Emma? It's her. Yeah, she's popped up lately. I recognize that name. It's always the first one that we read.

Appreciate it. Welcome aboard. Yeah, welcome aboard, man. Appreciate it. So she or he, I don't know, says, you never, I don't know. I've never met a man, but you never know? You never know. Asking you another question since my first one was kind of milk toast.

I need to know what did you... Why did you all freeze Joe Rogan at the cost of freeing Mariah Carey? She just infiltrated the radio at my overnight job. Why did you do this? Put her back in the ice with each of you choosing one famous figure to be sealed away as well. So we could see... Okay, so can we seal some... we each get a celebrity to seal in ice forever.

Who are we choosing? Okay, so she wants Mara Carey. I guess the, I guess can't. I feel like if you have, if you have long hair, can you not wear earbuds and never hear that shit again? You know? So you don't have to hear all the Christmas tunes and stuff.

I would wager it's impossible to avoid completely. You can get most of it. You can probably most of it. You can get 90% of it, I would say. But like 10% of the time, you're just going to, your headphones are going to run out of battery, you're going to be in an Uber, and then there's you go. It's my favorite Mariah Carey song. She's making pickman noises.

What the fuck is that? Is that Mariah Carey? I guess it's what it sounds like to people for real. I would seal away. Can they die in eyes? Can they die in the freezing? No, they're just sealed away. I would say that it's more.

more like a sarcophagus. Oh, man. I would. Which you would also die. I guess you would. But like hypothetically, no. I was thinking like Russell Brand. Like, seal him in like a apparatus that when he wakes up and he breaks out and he

falls to a volcano. So he gets out and he's like, oh, I'm free. And he's fucking. That's a good choice. I mean, like I agree with wanting to, but I almost feel like there's more bigger fish to fry. Who? Who?

Like, I don't know. I was the kind of thing. I was like, who's, who's it? Like there's Elon Musk. Oh my God. I want to, I want you, you hit the nail on the head. That's a real answer. I want the nail on the head.

That's a real answer for sure. Do you see that he's trying to make a video game studio that makes video games with just AI? I want Elon Musk. I don't want to know that. I feel like he's a robot. I feel like he's actually AI that's just trying to get AI moving. AI's cool. AI's cool.

Listen to guys? I didn't want to know that, man. Fucking nerd. It's just stuff that's going to. I want to put Elon Musk on a catapult and shoot him at a wall. I love that. Okay, so in ice. Yeah, in ice.

In ice. Yeah, in ice. I'll tell him, this is his choice. Sir, you either have to pay back all of the government subsidies because you have not shared any of the profit, right? We fucking socialized your investment and you privatized the profits. So you either need to refund the investment so we can get our taxes back or you're going to be frozen in ice and catapulted into the sky. I wonder what do you choose He seems weird enough

That he might be like Freeze me an ice You might freeze me nice I'm like freeze me nice Do what happens I don't even think ice is real Then you freeze him And someone just takes the ice picking

This dinks it twice where his head is And then do it now Jordan Peterson said ice is not Is a figment of our imagination Yeah Fucking Jordan Peterson man I just like What is ice?

What is ice in the ontological sense I'm and ice is really just water and if water is ice then what's the difference it is it like so once you see somebody accurately

like parody the way that he speaks you can't unhear it the way that he actually talks totally it's impossible he really just says nothing for minutes at a time and then he cries people then he cries him as it's meat poisoning

I drink some apple cider and my fucking bowels released violently I couldn't Stop it. My entire lower intestines have bled out of my ass from having apple cider. Like that's, what a fuck, dude, what a freak, dude. Like, come on. He tries to, like, teach men about masculinity.

And it's like, Jordan, two gusts of wind will take you. They will take you forever. You will be stolen from this coil. He dresses well. I will say that. He does. He dresses like a villain. He puts that shit on, though.

He dresses like two-faced. Exactly. He does dress like a villain, but he does dress like a villain. but it works. It looks good. I mean, it works. Those suits are nice,

but he's also, yeah, he's, he's like Bill Nye, if Bill Nye was a bumbling fucking retard, you know? Bumbling. I love the adjective,

bumbling. Bumbling is so fucking funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, if Bill Nye decided to like, let's just stop learning

and say stuff. Yeah, I'm just going to say whatever comes to my mind and then people will believe that it's good. And then cry halfway through. And they fucking cry when, I'll ask masculine,

I'll be like, a fucking masculine man, then I'll cry for no reason. When people are disagreeing with me, I'll cry. I'll get upset and I'm funny. I'm going to be honest though. I found it kind of interesting and I don't think it had to do with me, but I also kind of want to believe it was me that when I put out a video

because I know he would follow me in my content. Yeah. When I put out a video asking why he's crying so much, he stopped crying so much. There might have been a fucking coincidence. But I wonder if like he was like, because you made him shut his emotion.

I almost did. I noticed this associate man up, bitch. Like, come on. One day when I was raining, I was like, stop raining. It didn't rain the next day. That's fucking crazy. I just feel like. I just feel like, because my theory was that his hormones were out of whack because he

stopped eating meat. No, he only ate meat. Yeah. He only ate beef and nothing else. And then so his hormones were in balance and making him cry all the time. For breakfast, I have a slice of beef. I have a beef shake. I have some beef piss before I go to.

Beef piss. What even? Already, that fell apart so quick. Beef. So you said Elon Musk, I would say... It's me. It's me, Jordan Peterson. I have beef piss for breakfast.

Beef piss do is crazy. It makes me cry, but it's really good. I like the broth. It's not very satiating, but... I need the beef pants What is this? He's becoming a Muppet I need the beef piss

Help me Waco Waco Yay All right So he says Elon Musk I say I'm gonna just go for Listen

It's no coincidence People were feeling pretty good about the election Yeah And then Hillary Clinton Goes up on stage And everything gets ruined So I say put Hillary Clinton in ice Don't let her back on stage ever

I like that Or Liz Cheney either one of them I think they can go together Yeah they can go together Yeah they'll take up one That's a two for one Yeah that's a two for one Yeah it's a two for one

Yeah As a pair Man I look I don't have anything against Look I don't get this wrong guys I don't have anything against Tim Walls at all Nothing But his like face

That scared face he makes I want it frozen forever That's all. I just want, I just want to see that. I just want him frozen like that forever. You want to be in like the atrium of, it's almost like the, like the Dragon Age troll in the Mass Effect. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

This is Tim Walls. And he's just there, just that, that face is, there's something about it every time I see it. There's something so, like, fascinating about it. I froze this retard in 2025. This is Mass Effect. This is a game after about space. here's a pride demon from a different universe

or the past, I don't know. I don't know. You decide. And then there's Tim Walts. There's Tim Walts. It's a pride demon and Tim Walz. He's a friend Jordan Pearson's atrium. He's a collector.

Do you think the world, do you think the world of Dragon Age is this somewhere in a galaxy that is haven't landed yet? Shut up. I don't want to me. Why don't you keep taking this from me? I hate this idea. Yeah, I hate this, like this shoehorn.

It's like, oh, would not shoehorn. They fucking did it, Chris. No, it's just an Easter A. Hillary Clinton is in Grand Theft Auto 4, but she isn't. Yeah, so she's in it. Never mind. He's fucking there. You're going to fucking, you're going to one day see fucking Inquisitor.

Sheppers are going to be like, well, Sheffery draft the Inquisitor. That'd be gats. That'd be gats. That'd be gats. That would be so cool. The quiz would be like, I don't really know. You're Marvel brand. You're too marvelous.

It's like, look at those two people I recognize. Am I viable in this world in Shepard's like I'll fuck you He's like all right well I guess you get We're moving on We're moving on We're moving on It'd be fucking like real magical

And it'd be like fire And like he'd use the fucking Omni tool to like jack him off Fucking dildo on the Omni tool Is that where you're going? He's a fucking dildo out of his fucking magic power Read the next fucking question Walmart brand

Walmart brand wrote it He says hey horny Goku Nearsighted Vegeta and racist Piccolo As someone who is into anime, even one piece, the recommendation some people give you are ridiculous asks.

Watch Chainsaw Man, Parasite, or Bacano, all 25 episodes or so, great animation, and might gateway you into bigger series. I have seen Parasite, and I thought it was pretty, I thought it was exactly as good as it needed to be for as long as it was.

It was really quick, digestible kind of thing. It was like, yeah, okay. Chainsaw Man, I haven't seen yet. I've never even heard of Bacano, so, like, I don't know. I watched one episode of Chainsaw Man, And I had to look it what I watched it was very good or it was two episodes. It was very good

Except for look man I'm 36 years old that that cute cuddly chainsaw thing So stupid. Oh Puccino yeah, yeah stupid that's I just I know it's a part of anime they always have to shove something like that in there even in a serious fucking anime There's the worst part of Final Fantasy's having for me right now is dealing with this fucking stupid fluttering circular characters. Kate Sid's fucking stupid ass. Kate Sid pisses me off, man. I love Kate Sim because he doesn't fucking fit. Like, what are you doing?

What is that? This top of the morning fucking Matt Disney mascot looking fuck in the middle of in the middle of ghost in the shell. Hey, follow me. I know where to go. He runs off. Look, I watch, so I grow up Ninja Scroll,

Fists of the North Star, Giver. Yeah. They didn't have that gay shit. in there. Fucking, I'm sorry. Fucking, uh, Gundam wing.

Like, they didn't have, it was just matter of fact. The closest thing was like me handling the cheeby because I love Vilemama daugman Akma's brotherhood. Amazing. But like, there's a little bit of cheebe bullshit in there,

but not a lot. The tiny panda, the fucking bite size panda that's there. Like, why is that? What is that? There's a panda. Dude,

I actually think it's why I didn't watch Dragon Ball because everybody was too cute looking. Everything was too white. And even then it's like, you had like people like the, the fucking cat. the Yomcha's cat Or I was like

Yeah Fucking Choutsu No Corinne I think looks great Because he looks gross Corrin's cool He's a fat little cat Like a cat with a little staff Yeah

He doesn't look Brackin He doesn't look nearly as distracting As Kate Sith looks You know what I mean But the Poir I think is the name Puerre Or whatever

It's Yomcha's fucking floating cat I remember me like I'm so glad they never Focus on these characters Man Because I would probably not like This show even A fractious

Wrong Right. Ulong, yeah, the pig. Loong's cool. I love Oolong. I love him because he doesn't fit. I just like, what are you doing here? He's like, ah, give me your underwear, bitch.

Yeah, what would be one of this? I sniff women's underwear. I guess, um. He eats, eating sweaty use underwear is crazy. That's diabolical work. Me actually thinking about that now, I was like, ah. Gross.

I can taste the fucking, the pH is off. I love it. Your pH is like, we got to drink more water. I know exactly how old you are. 36 36 Very close Way too old

Nah still Fuck it Yeah Wait, wait Wait, Leave me alone Grandma You hear him

Grandma You hear him in front of the Women's Batham saying Oik like running back and forth Wee I mean It was there They probably cut it out

Toriam was like no No don't we don't want this Why not So speaking of anime We got two in a row They kind of have to do With the same thing Duke of Disorder Run

He says, greetings gay, gay and fucking gay. Nice. This one is for Sweene. Are you watching Dan to Dan? No. If not, you should definitely check it out. The director is a legit movie nerd, and it shows in the product. The show itself is also fucking insane.

If you remember... What? If you remember it from Adult Swim back in the day, it's insane levels of Fully Cooley. I do remember Fully, fully. I didn't like Fully Cooley, though. I like Fully. I hate it saying the name. I like Fully Cooley.

Because it was a really cool show, but I'm also a grown-ass man. And like Dan to Dan is weird to me because there's a moment where aliens try to fuck a 14 or 15 year old girl and it's really strange It's like really weird And people are like this show's peak And I'm like Is it pretty good aside from that though?

I read a few chapters I was like this is not bad The writer of it is the writer of it is the The child of the creator of Hunter Hunter and Sailor Moon Oh interesting Yeah weird Yeah I heard that it was like

He tried to get a bunch of stuff off the ground It didn't work so he just kind of like threw this one together and it somehow worked. It was like that famous you can bet on this happening. It's like whenever a band is like man we never get a good hit

let's fucking write something bullshit and then it's just like it's their number one song. That's what this was apparently because it was like what if somebody just lost his balls or something. Yeah, that's the show right? He probably tried to make a show

like Hunter Hunter. I think literally I think the show is like about a guy who loses his balls. Yeah. It's like aliens versus cryptids. That is okay. And it's...

The animation looks cool. I like the hot grandma. The hot grandma is kind of cool. I don't know. I think it's not bad, but the problem of me is that like... I think the show would have been infinitely better if they were just like older characters. I see. I think if they were, but that's the nature...

Because the uncomfortable moments would feel less uncomfortable. Yeah, because they're just older. Like, it's... Like, you wouldn't be able to tell the exact same story. You would where like the high schoolness of it would be taken out of it. But I think after that point is so much more interesting in life. I just feel like it's just been done to death so much. Well, yeah.

It works, because Shonen's shown it is aimed towards. Well, it's also. In offense, it's aimed towards younger and younger boys. I understand, like, because there's always going to be those people, right? Yeah. There's always going to be teenagers, so I get it. I get it. Yeah, so it's not for me.

I understand that. I think it's a very weird moment where I'm like, I'm too old to be watching this and like. Yeah. I've been considering it just because, like, the animation looks pretty cool. From what I've seen, I'm like, that's good animation, man. And a lot of anime bothers me because it's animated like shit. Yeah. Even a lot of Superman.

Like super. Well, super famous. like shit for a long time. I'm like, what the fuck are you doing? To me, if that's what the anime is, if it's an action, like that, yeah, I need it to look good. If it's not, if it's more of like, say, some political

shit, slice, whatever, I'm totally Yeah, whatever. That's just me though. If it's like the Brady bunch of the anime, I don't need I don't need. I'm not watching it in the first place, but it's like, um, it sucked like watching the season at one punch man one, season one and two. Oh my god. Night and day. Yeah, so I was like, ah. It's crick.

Dude, that second season is unbearably bad. It's just unfortunate, you know, they hired a, you know, studio that's, you know, not the best. Yeah. But, like, it was still really, I still enjoyed it for what it was just because the, it's a, it's a funny-ass show. You're never getting into that shit. Huh? You're never yet another season of one punch, man. That shit's done.

That shit's done, bro. Don't do that to me, man. That isn't it so poorly? Because, like, first of all. Also, narrative, that's the weakest point of the show. That is the weakest point of so narratively. It gets really awesome right after that. It also was fucking like this thing of dropping shit years after the fact

The first season came out in 2015 Holy shit really yeah I was I was I I watched it Episodically I was like this show's amazing Yeah I remember I was on Hulu I remember watching it here like at um Joe's apartment on occasion with whiskey and everybody I remember that that's crazy man that was that long ago

And then the season two was when 20 21 right yeah it was like some not that long ago. It wasn't that long ago. That is crazy. That is insane. Yeah. It's just like it's... The bag was fumbled, bro. That's the difference between the biggest. That's like

that's like the difference between Roseanne and the fucking reboot. There was a reboot of Roseanne. Yeah. It's called Roseanne. Was it? Yeah, but then she got fired. She got fired and then they were like, it's called the Connors. The Connors. What did you get fired for?

Remember all these... For being Roseanne, basically. For being insane? Yeah. She's like, I gave her microwave a Jew? Dude, she's, she,

she hangs out with like Russell Brand and Jordan Peterson and all that shit. Yeah. She's, she, she, she,

she, she, she, she, but she just went, you know, once you get, yeah,

yeah, you got to double down. She had a stand-up special called cancel this. So, you know, it was, and it wasn't very good. It was like,

it was like Levi, Zach Elii being like, I'm doing this for the betterment of the American people. Oh, the same thing. It's like, now you're doing it because you can't get work. Because you can't get work. Because Shazam was fucking bad. I think he's drifting for sure.

Like I like, I, I, I was in a thousand percent. Dude, I respected for him. Because he's like, he saw the writing on the wall. It's like, damn, I'm part of the DC universe and that's crumbling. I don't have any skills. I, I, my Harold and the, my, I just did a movie called Harold and the Purple crayon. That, that's never the thing that happens before like a big comeback.

So. there's a lot of guaranteed here he was being real salty towards fucking Ryan and Ryan was Reddotes for a fucking bow Oh because Deadpool was just better And he was like look it's like Nothing like whatever dude

Deadpool wasn't even particularly that good I think it was still infinitely better than Harold and the Purple Crayon The Live Action remake starring Zachary Levi Did he went on Joe Wogan's podcast And was being

Did he really? Yeah he was being all Oh He was being exactly how you expect him to be. It's so predictable. Just apply for a Disney job. I think he would have gotten a role if he would have just like. He got a role.

If he just, instead of whatever, thinking this was a better way to go, maybe thinking that like Daily Wire or something was going to give him a fat contract. I don't know. He's going to be a superhero on the Daily Wire Plus. They're going to give him his movie and then it's going to be so sad. I want to start watching their fucking media, dude. I get it advertising me all the fucking time on Twitter. And I'm like, why?

Really? I don't, what do I get advertised nowadays? Because I get, I see people. I'm not really on Twitter anymore. I rarely go on. Let's see. I don't know what I get. Yeah.

Anyway, yeah, let's move on. Oh my God, the Rizel was the first thing I see. That's so upset. The Rizler! Come the color of Sangria wrote in. Nice. Says, hey, what's the gayest non-sexual opinion you can have? The gayest non-sexual?

Yeah. I think you could talk about someone's, physique without being gay but like dude you're fucking I think I haven't seen it yet so I don't know if this is how I feel but I think the gayest

non-sexual opinion you can have or at least one of them the one that comes to mind is Wicked is the best movie of the year Hmm Did you see it? No No

But it is one of the gayest opinions you can have That is not sexual That's true How is that so gay though I mean it's a musical It's generally like considered gay I'm not saying that I consider it gay. But like, you know what I mean? In the colloquial way that we fucking absorb culture,

like musicals are gay. Yeah. I guess, but music isn't gay. No, I mean, is music, is just singing gay? Yes. King's gay. Very much so. Rapping especially. When Kendrick Lamar said mustard, I was like, this is a gay singer. Mustard! Mustard! Album is fucking goaded, dude. It's really, really good. It's okay. I like reincarnated. Mustard, I mean. I don't like. I don't like. I,

don't like West Coast rap music. I've never liked it. I've always thought it's like a fucking really bad derivative of rap. I think it's always been like really like rapping off beat is dumb. It's a point of a beat if you're gonna wrap off of it. But I really think he does a very good job doing it. Yeah. I think West Coast rap has a place of a place.

I think my fuck is like why G should stop being alive. But like I think you're, but I'm an East Coaster. I just think it's like too generic what you're saying. Oh, it is very generic. I don't know what you're doing. I don't even know what you're I don't know it's on purpose. There's plenty of good rappers. It's like Schoolboy Q has probably one of the best albums of the year.

Schoolby Q is a fantastic rapper. Kendrick is time and time again proven. Granted, he rapped with more like a middle ground style than like leaning to like East Coast and West Coast. I would probably say more East Coast historically, but like that's what everything is playing great rappers on East Side. I just really not am. I'm not like a big fan of like, you know, L.A. Trump hopping style of rap. That's just not my style. But I think Kentucky is a very good job.

I think the Hart Part 6 is a great fucking song. It pays homage to all of TDE what they've done for him. Twin Dicks erupting. Twin Dicks erupting. Yeah. The great group. I don't even remember what it really means anymore.

Top dick. Irrection. Yeah. Top. Two dog erections. Yeah, I don't know. Swobled dog arrests. I liked, I liked Crick, what is that fucking, the Tyler one?

Tip Dick Entertainment. Promocopia? Yeah, I like that one. I like Balloon and Sticky a lot. Balloon is fun. Balloon is fun. Balloon is a fun fucking song.

I just think Kendrick is weird to be like, I like some of his, I like some of Kendrick stuff, but like his voice, there are entire songs where I'm like, this guy sounds so dumb and I can't get over it. I know. It's his playful voice.

Yeah, there's a certain. When he's fucking, he's doing his little joker shit. Yeah, but it doesn't sound like joker. It sounds like weird al. me. It's like his silly playboy. It doesn't feel like it's meant to be silly.

Really? It doesn't feel like it's meant to be a lot more serious than it is. Really? Yeah. It doesn't get across to me. I would never get because I think he's he's purposely saying insane shit. It's like, oh, squabala. I'm like, what? Squatala. We're off. I like to be incarnated though. That was like, that was the highlight of it for me. It was like, this is good. I'm adding this. There's a, there's a fool in it from, um, uh, I was like I'm tripping and I'm loving it. He keeps saying that. And there's a dude that wraps on the back,

that back part of that song, that it sounds like what a nightmare feels like. Where he's just saying evil shit, but he's trying to be sensual. And it's like, stop. This makes me feel uncomfortable. He's a really good, really good artist. You guys hear the hidden track.

It's like all the way. Like you got to keep listening. It's like a lot of silence, right? Yeah. In 10 minutes of silence. Yeah, Tyler and science. And you see at the end, all it is is just, it's just the same B to be humble,

right? It's the same beat of be humble. which is nah, nah, nah, nah, and he just,

oh, excuse me, he just says over and over, Drake is a pedophile. Drake is a pedophile. Drake is a petafire. Drake is a pet of,

Dan, Dan, Dan, and see that take that you just did that take that you just recorded, that's a final draft cut on the Kendrigal. Speaking of that,

and like everyone doesn't understand why Drake's all salty and why he's suing him. Yeah. We're suing UMG, right? Because they're, everything's under UMG,

but they're under, different little umbrellas. Yeah, so they're suing themselves. They're basically. Sit down. Drink cum. Speaking of cum, I have a video to show you. Speaking of cum, you have a video to show me?

Interesting. Get back here, Cocker, uh, wrote in. They said, whenever someone's missing in the podcast, is he nutty? What's happening? Ew. Ew.

What the fuck? I don't know what that is. Anyway, get back here, Cocker, Rodin. That's sick. Get back here, Cockerone. He says whenever someone's missing in the podcast, you guys should keep another camera on the goblin mask. I like that.

Yeah, we'll just get another, spend another fucking... Yeah. A load of money on a different camera. Rewire everything. Oh, God. I like that. That's a genius I do. It's a good investment, I think.

An exclusive goblin cam. I like it. Yeah. Just, hey, send us $1,000. We'll do it, man. $1,000. Yeah, get back here, Cocker. You send us individually $1,000 and we'll think about it.

Your mom's panties. Send us your mom's use panties and the fucking, I don't know. Jesus Christ. I don't want that, man. Damn. Send him, send a thousand dollars. Okay,

long. That scene where he eats the underwear is crazy in Dragon Ball. Putting, flossinging within stuff. Putting it to the point where like he's bleeding a little bit on the time. Putting a woman's sweaty underwear is in your mouth and taking them out and they have no more color. It's crazy. That is crazy.

I'm glad you said it. Yeah. I don't know how you do it All right Streaming with a V-tuber avatar modeled after my dead child Roden Oh my God

Jesus Christ Wait a minute I think I heard something about this Oh my gosh Does that happen? This is ringing a bell I don't I can't say for sure

I'm assuming maybe not But like this sounds Vagely familiar In a very depressing way But uh So let's see Like that person wrote in He says

Howdy from the mountain range The mountain ranges Of Eastern Kentucky sirs Yep I am writing to you, not of humdrum, he's writing, so he's writing in ye old English, which is funny coming from Kentucky. I am writing to ye not of humdrum or perciphalage, but of a matter of grave importance. Recently, I've never heard the word percivlage. Recently, during this here monthly sweep and checkup of my son's computer I take upon myself to undertake,

I have uncovered some... You found porn. Yeah. I've uncovered some flag flagg... Flagrant? Flogitious? Wait. You don't rely on him.

Yeah, I'm not... I think it's flagitious. Because flagitious is insane. Flegitious material. It is a little hidden file. First of all, he says, L-I-L-A-L-A-postrophe. So, like, make up your mind with this. You can't speak in yielding.

And then put a little in there. A little hidden file full of so-called J-AVs. Real Cowboys will surely know what I'm talking about. The trouble is the label seem to indicate the actresses in said videos are all closely and about 140 centimeters tall. What is that in American? 140 centimeters. That's too many centimeters.

Give me meters. So like there's... I have no concept of centimeters at all. You said 147 centimeters. So what, like... That's a thousand. That's a thousand. 30 centimeters is a foot.

So five... You say 30 centimeters of foot? Is that real? Yeah, about 30s a foot. That can't be real. I'm thinking about 30s of foot. Yeah, it could be. I don't know what I'm talking about.

Because 12 inches is a foot. I think it's about 30 centimeters. On a rulers... 12 inches is a foot? My foot is a... What? I don't know what's happening right now. Like a measurement of...

My foot's 30th enemy? My foot's 12 meters in diameter. This is what like... The imperial... I feel so retarded like learning the imperial system. So now when it's like, I need... to like hurry up and decipher a 1447 centimeters.

I'm like, four feet. Everything's intense. Hold on. Four feet. Whatever. Anyway. What was the? I don't even understand. Now as a red blooded American, I do not, I do not know how much that be in real units.

So he's having the same problem as we. Could ye boys kindly enlighten me as to what is a parent supposed to do in such situations and what the most expeditious solution would be? I am in great debt. Thank you dearly. Yee-ha. Thank you dearly, Yeha. Yeah.

Okay, so... 4.9 feet. Yeah. Is it... Yeah. I honestly don't even know what's happening. I was so... It was so...

I don't even know what... What is 147 centimeters anyway? All the women he's been looking at porn wise. So does that mean they're... This is concerning. That's very short. So he's looking at midget porn. Is that what he's saying?

I guess. Is that midget? That's not a midget. Yeah. Four feet nine is like literally the cutoff. Like, that's legally... That's legally a midget, I think. Or it's like 410, 411.

It's around there. Something like that. I would just say yes. Yeah. So it's midget. I want tall midgets. Like, what the fuck is happening? Sorry,

midgets. Tall little people. I love tall little people. It's a giant little person. Attack of the giant midgett is one of my favorite sketches from organized chaos. From a robot chicken. Oh yeah. But I had just that medium height guy knocking over shit in a in like a Dwayne Reed or some shit.

Yeah. So good. Yeah, I don't know, man. Um, this is, this is my nightmare. Do I actually understand what's happening? He's watching, he's watching little people porn. Yeah. Ideally.

All right. Hopefully it's that. Yeah. Because there's another, there's another possibility here. Might be mini horses. Never know. You never know. Dude, do you ever see those really tiny horses?

Yes, there's a ponies. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. You know, no. What's a pony then? A pony is a small horse, but it's not a mini horse. I thought a pony, wait, I thought, I don't know. I think ponies are different, right?

And I can be wrong, but I'm pretty sure if small horses call something else. Just, dude, whatever. I could be wrong. Never mind. Listen, you found porn on your kid's computer. There's a lot of context missing here. Which is astounding because it's so verbose. But I, so I don't know how old this kid is, you know?

This is kind of a big deal. Like, is he 16? Is he 10? You know, like, this is a lot. This is kind of important. important context. If it's just little people porn. Yeah, it's got a foe, a little horse.

A pony's a different thing. No, a pony is a little horse. They are small horses, but ponies are something different from horses. Like, ponies don't become horses. Ponies don't become horses. I'm not talking about it being like a cub or something, dude. Yeah, it's just a, it's just descriptively a small horse. Yeah, you're right.

It's a smaller horse. You guys are 100% right. It's an amazing. Then they have like miniature horses that are like this little Look at this thing. Look at this thing. That's a fucking grown-ass little horse. That's a grown-ass little horse.

Like humans need to be destroyed for making stuff like that, man. That really is fucking upsetting. I don't like the way those things look at all. Look at that. Look at that. Just looking at what it should be. It's like having a chihuahua be duct taped to a fucking apparatus staring out a wolf in the face. And being like, what happened to me?

I think I'm that. All right, so I don't know, man. I need more context. I feel like, first of all, I still, I'm not even 100% honest that I understand the situation. That all that yay verily shit, that yay verily shit fuck me up, dude. Verily. Verily. It was just a guy.

He was cleaning his son's room or computer or whatever, and he found porn, little people porn. And so he's asking us what the best course of action would be. I don't know. Look, my real. answer to this, it depends a lot in the age of the person. Like, if this is a 16 year old and they found midget porn, if it's not particularly salacious, I don't know if I would necessarily even bring up the fact that I found anything. Oh, yeah.

You know? Like, if it was like, if it was really niche, like, it was like, what do you call it? Like, she, uh, she male, uh, she male midgette. Like, it feels like a bunch of different. Like, yeah, a bunch of different like, I want to, I want to send down like, hey, man. Like, you all right. Look. Yeah.

What's going on? Look, man. There's a little... I understand you're going to look some shit up, but like, I just want to make sure that you're cool and you're not going to end up like, you know, in Tijuana. I don't want you causing problems for me. Yeah, like, I don't want him to be like, I need a... He's going to search for this in real life. Like, it doesn't exist.

It's just porn, right? Like, something that fucking... You're not going to find that in real life and you're going to do something crazy. The idea of finding your son watching big. That thing keeps tipping. in the most ridiculous ways. Your son's watching little person,

huge cocked little person trance big dick little person Huge cock little person Scat Oh no fucking Blowing cum Blowing bubbles with cum I want hold on

Yeah, go ahead I want the idea of a little person With a dick bigger than most of them That's not possible right They don't they can't be head They can't have a four foot dick Like a four foot dick Like a little

person having a dick yeah is that what you're trying to say a little person having a dick that's big in the scale from a larger size yeah of course I'm sure I'm sure there's been it's very rare but there's got to be those anomalies I would bet that it's pretty common

I wouldn't be surprised yeah I wouldn't be surprised if they're fucking I wouldn't be surprised if they're packing like they got normal sized heads why wouldn't they have normal sized dicks oh they have really bigger heads I thought so do should we look up what I'm saying they have they have the heads of bigger people

They have the bigger, yeah, they have the bigger, bigger people. So why not, why would-big bigger people? Right, but why wouldn't they have the dig-em-so? So we got to look up big dick, you should look it up right now. You should look at it right now. Big dick, big dick midges. Yeah. By the way, by the way, look.

That sounds so funny. I love being an adult world. I can't get in trouble looking at this shit up. Exactly, yeah. That's so fucking those words next to each other sound phonetically hilarious. Like the words next to each other are funnier than the concept. Totally. And the concept is pretty funny.

Midgets with big dick porn. I wonder if it actually, let's go on porn up see if it's actually real. Yeah, I see some graphic shit. And this little person who gets so hard, he falls asleep every time. I haven't seen anything, but I'm just, just even looking at this small guy like fucking this, like normal size women is so funny. Oh, man. Okay, that's not. All right.

Well, nothing's actually coming up in the search engine. Oh, well. Google has failed us. Biggest person with, biggest little person would do it. Ooh, there we go. So, big dick midget comes through. Ew, it's gay porn. Big did midget comes through forskine, porn hub gay.

His dick isn't that big It's big for him It's not that big Does it look insane? It just Does it look insane Like in like comparable to like the person? No

It's no No not that no See maybe this guy Like this guy's not Like this guy's I feel he leaves like a good Here turn Don't show it

I'm going to see this No not Come on asshole Not right now This guy's got a piece on him for being so small. We're blacked out right now. Yeah, he's got a hog on it. For being so small, he's got a piece on him, right?

I think it's so, the idea of catching a fucking nude from a little person, it's crazy. That is the same. It's like gifted a fucking wild nude. You're like, what is going on, dude? God, can I get away with that being the title of this episode? Big Dick Diggins? I don't know. We'll see. Next up. Next up. Well, actually, um. We got one. Yeah, we call it. Let's pack it in. Let's call it. I think we should end on big dick midges for sure.

That's, yeah, we're not going to get better than that. It's Wednesday. I got to cook, unfortunately. Oh, yeah, Thanksgiving. Do you want to, uh, you want to read? I got shall read some of them. Cool. I want to go check the plastic door.

Just to see if I got that stupid slip that says, we missed you. Yeah. I'll pass a spliff and door. So we're going to read our $25 and dollar a patrons. I really appreciate it, guys. Happy Thanksgiving. What are you saying? Did you just say?

What you say? $25. Yeah. Oh my God. What the hell? I'm going to say $25 end up. Whoa. I'm fucking the big dick midgets on my fucking brain with his fucking little, his fucking decently sized pipe is selling my mind.

Taking up all of your space. All right. Well, thank you guys. Happy Thanksgiving. You guys have been fantastic this year. Nothing but grow from the podcast. So, you know, keep giving us money. I'll find your mom and have some sort of sex with her.

I'm not going to have sex with all of you. So Let's start with Big Dicks Big boobies I have sex with all of you Okay Three

Especially the people That have big dicks And big boobies I'm looking for the combo Yeah, looking for that combo If you won't have big dick And a big booby

I want your phallis Look like a fucking like I want the head of your You'd be the size of this mic Just the head of your dick I want to be big Round and red Dupid

Three two one It's Emma flexing being a day one listener like a Destiny veteran flexing playing the D1 beta when sharing a bad opinion. My friend texted me what the fuck this guy is still alive with a screenshot of Chris's new video and recommended. Oh wow. Your video wasn't recommended and he was like, what the fuck this guy's still alive? Oh, guys. I was thinking of maybe we should because of that very sentiment that people think, think we're all dead.

Twitter trash? Maybe. Twitter trash? Well, that would be nice, but I was saying, what if in the fucking thumbnails there was a stock like picture of us that was like a banner? So whatever the subject is. And then the banner has faces so people would know that you're fucking alive. And you have two podcasts hours of footage every day.

Like pretty much. And people have no idea that you exist. Chris Reagan's still alive. You're sitting there watching fucking sacred. Dude, I have people, there are people, you know what's crazy? Yeah. There are people who watch Sacred who only recently realize that I'm even the same person. No.

Who have watched the show for a while. That is insane. Are you like this like overable? Have you noticed that people just like forget about you or just like don't remember you? No. That's what's weird about it. Is that like, I just think there's such different personas. that like people don't expect

I guess I just think you're a different white guy with glasses Because I don't talk like I talk in videos Right right You know what I mean there's like a there's an act going on Yes And so like people are like oh that's not the same guy

I also feel like I just don't look Like yourself I have everybody though Yeah Like that's a being a human You have different haircuts You get older like Yeah

And people are like oh why don't you still look way younger I don't get it I liked 14 year old Chris When he was 14 old and so only young. This guy's still alive. This guy's still alive and I'm like, yeah. I got a lot of people. I got some people who were saying like,

yo, it's crazy. I was just about to unsubscribe because I thought you were dead. And I was like, what the fuck? Isn't that defeat the purpose? It totally does. The woker. The woker. If he was, if he liked the gay sex.

Why have we never thought about the woker? That's so dumb. I feel stupid for having never. I thought of slamming a nun with Hulk Hogan's what's you call crusty hot dog legs

streaming with a YouTuber avatar modeled after my dead child wait to child to hope with her trauma streaming

what's your sleaze merchant writing dumb shit for my name in hopes or which I'll get a laugh thank you I appreciate you Punish Jay Leno proves God exists but only the one that

likes Conan Did you see the conspiracy theories about that, by the way? No, what was that? About how, um... About how people were talking about, like, he didn't fall down a hill. The mob got him. The mob got him. I saw that.

I saw comments of that. Because he is busted up in a way that's like, what the fuck kind of hell did you fall down there? So I saw a actual, on Reddit, a real, a regular person that lives in the area, but did real journalism. He was like, I know this area. I know exactly why he stayed there because literally. the next hotel would be miles away from his gig. So that's why he's at there. He showed the hill, which is actually an unimpressive hill.

And he showed the exact where he wanted to go eat. And he just took this. There was like a dirt path down the hill. And towards the bottom of it has rocks on it. So all he did was trip on a very unimpressive hill and face planted on some rocks. And like, so this guy showed what happened? I haven't been hurt like that in a while. I've never been hurt that bad before.

No, like, well, just falling on rocks on, like, really scraping his up. Oh, like, hitting, like, something and he, I've, yeah, I've scraped on my hands before. But, like, the way he fell, he face planted on fucking rocks, apparently. He hit a boulder. Like, the hill that they showed in the, the report is not the hill. And they showed it, it's actually not that hard of a hill, except for if it's dark and you're stupid. You know, like, so he's just, the combo. Oh, whoa, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Oh, fuck, this happened. Broly backshoting. Sweet as Christian is Osara Forum Ed Quiren WG WG D Z F Bought like four bucks bags of them

Z I've never had target So I don't You sure Yeah I have a bag full of them I'm not right I've never loose for you You're fucking gay

As in homosexual You you you're you're you're You like you killed Uncle Hank Oh you You killed Uncle Hank Coltrane And Buttigieg in a Pacific Grinchmack, 597, wait, 597 hour energies in a road to unlock the gay gene. I'm going to tar and feathered.

Your nuttack, that's crazy. It already looks like that though. My dick is already bald, like blackish and feathered. And feathered. And feathered. Okay. Good know. Yeah, thanks.

Only fans Onlyfans.com Slan King It'd be snicker But It would be the snigger But Domination Von of the Dead

Jobless bum wasting $25 a month on this shit I listen to Gabe Ben Shapiro Verse every day Coming in July 2025 Jake Paul versus Two Alive Machine Guns To a lot

Nice. I like that. I would watch that. I would watch that. I wouldn't tell you by what I'm like, this is barbaric. I can't believe it. I'd be fucking. I would so watch that.

Like, that would be the exception. I personally cannot wait for my favorite Avenger to take a, to take wing in Marvel Studios, Captain America, Brave New World. He's a decent Avenger to enjoy. Novakane, drain the nupsack that is swelling.

Novakane, drain the nut sack that is swelling. I guess. Well, yeah, that's what I'm saying. No, I'm just leaving. Going to the, um, going to the heinous shit to loot. Wait, going to do heinous shit to lose the Vatican's. What? Let me just, let me just do it.

I got it. I'll finish this. You do it. I'm doing it. The Vatican's church anime girl mascot, uh, son canonically banging Asmund Gold. God's hottest femme boy fucking straight men. I live in my NASA way at my Nissan frontier. Will Graham pissing and Hannah brought his mouth giving him a piss kink.

Mm, don't penis. Did we ever talk about His Asma Gold's alarm clock What do you mean? Being the rat Did we ever mention that? No.

Because I just found out about this a few days A couple days ago. So Asma Gold had a A dead rat as an alarm clock. What does that mean? So It was rotting And he would wake up

When the sun would heat up the house enough So where he can smell the dead rat And that would be his alarm clock. There's no way that's real. He said it himself. I mean, I believe that he said it But from everything else that you've seen, does that really that part of it?

That surprised me based on a bit, but also that's fucking out of pocket. That feels like... That's too creative for him. That's what I'm saying. Like it's actually too interesting. No, what I mean is it's too creative from him to think up as a bit

than him just having a rat that died in his house and then that happened. I don't know, man. That's, I can't for my own health to believe that. I mean, he has friend roaches, roaches that are terrified of people. And these things are just so comfortable they're running on him, grabs him and then goes, drops him off. And he's like, okay, homie, I'll see you later. Later, Trevor.

Death. N-words be named James and be only one N-word. Jack, the Ferro's fastest, or Maori. I definitely thought about come. Woody's round nuts come with come on. It's time to time to gay. There's Jesse the cum-guzzling man slut. Gay sounds

It's really quote In parentheses, gay sounds There's bullseye He's Woody's horror Okay big meat he stinks My human taxonomy Fleshlight

And dodo business is going to pop off Trust me Andy the man Whose Handies are now Back to S-tier And Forever Dandy Brown Bricks in Minecraft

In Minecraft That's bricks Shishishmi y'all Shimmie yo Shimmie gay Give me the pipe because I'm dead and gay. Shimmy, shimmy. You're so stupid.

That's fucking crazy. He smoker are going off to Vegas. Gids. I dreamed RFK, what we wanted to put chalk back in the bread and sugar and, wait, wait, and cane sugar and add candy to wax the coating. What? I don't know, man. I dream RFK wanted to put chalk back in bread and cane sugar and add a candy.

Indy coding. Okay, ludicrous. What the fuck? What? I want to add chalk back into our bread. That's cool. Okay, ludicrous yanking it with his big hands. Breaking Trump appoints Kid Rock lead,

Department of Foreign Affairs. Kosher Pussy got me bombing. Son, Pumall Pussy. Looking up prestige, wait, look up prestige by P. BDF Isles. Dong. Dong.

ding dong ding dong penis heads are coming Kevin Durant's feet Next one is What you call it Dr. Man loves Or how I learned to stop worrying About Loving Cock Carry on a UK slander

It sucks here Mr. Pants I want Ben Shapir to get gang raped by a gay clowns Jesus Christ You look at? That looks like You look at my head? He seen it?

You see it? You see it? He's in my brain. Have you seen my scale? I don't look like Mojo Jojo. Faced unstoppable. At the bottom of the hell? Cardboard pie.

Frojogian encased in a block of frozen spum. Swim, please come to Sweden. It's a... I'm not thinking Chris's offer. Wait, I'm not thinking of Chris's offers to hunt your soul to skin, nothing or skin or nothing, I swear. Jolly O dipshit.

Greta Thumburg. How dare you? Uing, a big old excess off skyscraper. How dare you? How dare you? Saggy pussy lips. Sometimes I dry swallow pills to remind myself I'm stronger than most people. She's probably melted.

Chris Chan is going to be a dad before I've ever gotten a whiff of pussy. That's rough. That is pretty much. Although I will, dude, that is, Chris Chan, having a kid destroys the in-cell community. You have no excuse now There's no excuse Quit complaining You can't you

You have to be able to do it Yeah You can if Christian can do it If Christian can do it If Chris Chan can get for sure It can get late I think getting pussy is not the easiest thing But I think your reaction

Towards how you get pussy It's gonna predate How you're gonna dictate How you're gonna do it forever I think you get You get turned down And that's fine You shouldn't let it turn you

Into a person that hates women Yeah But a lot of people Unfortunately That's the meta now It's like, oh. They run to these communities that are all fucking angry and frustrated. And it's like they run to the fitness meeting, right?

Which is like good fitness is all good for you. But when you're doing it out of spite because you hate women tearing you down, you're not evolving the right. I'm okay with the motherfuckers working out. I don't want them to run to the fucking Reddit and whatever the fuck. What happens is that those are all they all those are all the same fucking fucking fucking. Look, all I'm saying is not exactly. Not exactly, but unfortunately there's a huge connection, man. They're all not fucking fit.

So that's not even. Not all of them. No, not all of them, right? That's true. Not all of them. But that is, they're like, oh, go work out. Go do these things. No, those people say go work out and those people don't do it.

Yeah. Like, that's not, like, them fucking, like, that guy claiming he still fits like, dude. They're not, they're not in good shape. The only one, like, say, Andrew Tate was into that culture before, and he's like the only guy. He's like the only one that's actually Jack because he was just into that culture before he got in. Yeah, I'm a fucking, I'm a fucking, I'm a fucking, I'm a fucking fight. Jump on the line. Fuck your booty in time.

Okay. I believe you. Jump on the line. Fuck your booty in time. Oh, gay. I believe you. Damn, that goes hard. It's not bad.

I'm gay. I believe you. I don't believe. Crucified worm. Shakespeare Sonic exists. Search Sonic in the Black Knight. Rise against is the use for straight men. Smitchie the kid.

It's absurd how superb your turd in my burger is. I don't care. I don't care. It's funny. She pipkin on my pipa. Click the wrong button and sub down. here I'm back Sweeney showers in sneakers Sweeney flosses with his own piss I'm just here so I don't get killed British people come then be like what's all this then

Star Coffee I'm white but my dad lambius no Tim lambieces yes that shit's fucking crazy I'm white right my dad left after going to prison twice can I say it dude what a fucking ape you see how he acts yo I don't know how that woman was fine being near him Chris was right American dad is pretty funny Rogers not as annoying he said I know trans femme Gremlin you how can swing be a nurse if he can't read we how can we Blink 180 Jew. How do we know before they do? Craig the Canadian.

Verily, said the molester. It's your boy, Sean D. Superzated 267. Sween built like the third, Swin built like the third stage of mitosis. What they, you want to split? I forgot what mitosis is.

It's a smashes of replicating cells. I guess. I don't know what that looks like in my head. I have, what is that? Is that that guy coming? Is it the same guy? It was the guy coming. Yeah.

God damn it. That Roershack, that Roershack, you would think. The Roershack, that Roershack prison scene from Watchman is, but it's boiling cum. Oh, yeah. 3XO spamming key blasts at his bank account, hoping the numbers go up. Chris, walking out on Sween, coming on raising canes and Lily in the corner stuck in a K-hole. I don't know what a K-hole is. What is a K-hole?

I don't know. I'm not going to Google it. I'll tell you that much. Slurping and stroken. I can't picture you come in on Raising Kings. No. You can? Yeah.

Nah. You spice it up. It needs something. Good Lord. I'm not that barbaric. Sleven, stroken, Joker's working at Monocon's going like this. 1800s. You'd be like Civil War situation is crazy.

Fly Leap's second album. Memento Mory is way better than their first would recommend. Obi won't you blow me. Waiting for the sweet guy. Waiting for the sweet hunting tier. I want his pelt. Cremlin to Gremlin. 50 cent to 50 cent blood my piss

Swin built like spider versus pink pin Fallis and Chains be like I believe The K-Wain with at least one human in the shape of 164 It's unparable At least one human in the shape of 164 million 785,420 ants It's a fucking weird looking person Kendrick Kendrick

Ken Dick Gamar voice Hey penis in my butt Ho Pino Oh, Pino Oh mustard I see Um, wishlay 583. The Pupini Bros report J.D. Vance has sexual relations with Cherry from Peewee's play, uh, Peewee's

Playhouse. Don, Docerson, here's a good question by. Wait, you would be a good come about somebody talking to back to Buki Dipepo. Um, Gade 6. DJ, whatever you do, do not give me a beat. A P.P. Sween. The secret to toothy smiles is never showing your bottom teeth. It also brings your cheeks into your eyes a little. Wait, what? This is a toothy smile. Never showing bottom teeth

So never showing bottom teeth is weird I mean I don't try to show fucking I don't know You just do I actually don't naturally show bottom teeth actually I don't know how to smile Yeah I naturally kind of don't actually I'm gay

It's me I'm gay I can do like a Yeah it's gross But really like you're begging for a cum shot Yeah It just looks like you do Boom

500 $500 patron Swin Hunter patron Sam Hyde voice I'm coming to kill you Kingston At your home in L.A. Oh yeah I remember that

That was insane No I'm actually to your house No I'm serious Is he from America? Sam Hyde I don't know where the fuck he's from Oh I'm assuming he's American

I don't know what he's from Yeah He wasn't born I know that twirling my ball hair, twirling my ball hair longingly when I think about Sween. Me, be fishy. To the tune of Hot to Go. F, A, G, G, O-T-S, gay guys having hot gay sex. That's not, you know what?

I'll give it to you. I don't like that, yeah. I'll give it to you. I can't, I, that, it works. Okay. F-A-G-G-O-T-S. So dumb. John Strickland, Merx, 1889.

Tomboy milk tastes better than fem-boy milk. Oh, yeah. Well, yeah, I would imagine. I assume so. The first church of Keith David, introducing the newest blonde Caucasoid podcast member, Thomas Sweden. The Gaff in Sweden's teeth

make him look like a hick. I've seen the cum man, Jerry. P-Raw. Spread your cheek so I can shit in your ass. Blake 896 Radiohead Nice Pien back off Brat's summer. It's time for Liam Payne. Fall just got back from the Arctic Circle. Was fucking cold.

Oh. I like that. Simple assessment. That's like a norm sentence. Totally. Yeah. I was looking for my brother during 9-11. He was in northern Canada.

Alaskan oil field trash. Texas tater salad. Young Sheldon shot to death by 100 piss cannons. The piss cannons. Steve Urkel. Steve Urkel viciously raping E.T. for science. Then I do this? You can't prove it.

Go home, Steve. No, I'm going to keep raping him. No, Mr. Winslow. I think it's time to rape E.T. Steve, what did I tell you? He's been raped enough, Steve. Go home. I think I'm going to rape you now

Was it the robot here when he turns around? I'm going to rape you to death now Oh Everywhere you look I like I was just stock from that guy Yeah one guy that wrote a bunch of songs Like I would just use your songs Wait a stock song?

It's from his arsenal Whatever the fuck That's the fucking Because it's like I actually believe that it was fucking actual It's the same guy It's the same guy. It's a

Black people In a house I would respect that better If it just made sense To like it's just Days gone by It's the It really is just generic platitudes

What is it? It's a rare condition This day and age To read in the good news The newspaper page Love and condition The white power Design

Some people say It's even harder to find Where there must be Some magic juice Inside these Tiffelwood Tick on my ass hairs Pearl Jam

Jeremy's busts on my face Biggie Ziggie Paul Joseph Watson's hands here We have consumed the body From every tree Shut up Pre-hoaded Preheated

created toast Sorry Miss Jackson Badly Brave Seriously Black Aetherian Orange Man Hunter Naifram, Melfus 1 And rounding out our list

As always Black's gone cry Is Negroes hanging From several trees Dda da da da da da da Dda da da da He's going hard And

Fucking Steve is fucking Twirling Like a fucking It's like a fucking fixture on a fucking Christmas tree. He's like a turn the fucking fan on. He's spinning so fast you can't tell it's even a person. No, you, and look at that he's not moving. You just see his colors.

You know when, you know when something spins so fast? Like a helicopter propeller? It looks like it's like, it's every, every image is him. It's all three 60s. He's spinning so quickly that it looks like he's spinning slowly. Yes. You know what I mean? It's like these.

and then it's like Hey Get the fuck out of here Running out of her list is always King of Hab Hazard Bye bye Oh man 10 10 to 10 to 10

10 to 10 would watch Would watch Steve Irv I'm going to go dang from tree Finally took care of Steve Now I'm going to take care of Laura You know what I mean

I'm going to rape her I thought she was so fine It's a rare condition This day age to read any good news on the newspaper page.