The Snark Tank - #283: Nick and Destiny Sitting in a Tree?

Episode Date: December 6, 2024

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Hey, look. He said, hey, look, he said, hey, look. He said, hey, hey, hey. And based by the great Chris Raygun, Derek Blackman, and Tom Sweeney. Sit back and prepare for some glazing glory. Welcome to the Snark Tank podcast. It's me, Chris Raygun. It's him, Tom Sweeney.

It's him, Derek, some black guy, blackman. Look, he's drinking his Coke. I'm Tom Segura. My Coke. In your coffee cup. This thing is said, you just say, You say your... Tom Seguera.

Who's that again? Who's that again? Bald comedian. Bald, Spanish. Wait, not Spanish. I forgot actually where he's South American.

He has a South American mom. Your mom's house podcast. Remember him? I know who that is. Yeah, I like that guy. I like that guy. I like him. And one reason I like him

is that he's kind of backed away from the Rogan Spear. He doesn't... I hardly ever see him. because I think he was like, all right, things get a little bit too weird. Because he's a normal hip-hop loving comedian that's not like, oh, let's go. Everything's great now that it's Chuddsville. Let's have violent sex with Joe Rogan while he's sleeping.

And then wake him up. Let's wake Joe holding up with a nice fallacious every morning. Dude, Joe's been going hard in the paint, dude. He's been going hard in the paint. Yeah, he's. You see he had this, this billionaire. villain on. I did see that.

And they're like, dude, you want to talk about villain, Max? And motherfuckerfucker's like, hey, you know that. He doesn't say what the agency does,

but he's, hey, this agency, you know, they're trying to, they're trying to debank people. And Joe Rogan's like, what?

Oh, my God. Oh, my goodness. And like this company has given billions, tens of billions back to regular people because banks obviously

just rape people. Yeah. That's just what they specialize in. And this guy, is on there this bald Lex Luthor. He looks like a villain literally. Totally. It's truly insane.

And he does that weird sniffing thing. Like I think he did the Coke sniff. Oh, of course. Of course. If you're that high up and that evil. He's talking and he goes and I was like, okay, this is. And everybody's like just acting like this is normal. Like Joe was just like, oh my goodness.

I can't believe they're so evil. Jamie Roll the gang rape. Who's the person that Trump called Pocahontas? Oh, Elizabeth Warren. Elizabeth Warren. that guy was saying yeah she runs she thought of the idea she doesn't run the company she runs this company it's all liberals if you have

if you have if you have if you're conservative they're gonna debank I was just like don't they just protect like like consulate isn't it literally the consumer protection like what the fuck is that it's something like that yeah it's I can't remember the acronym or not even acronym but like just the abbreviation they basically get you refunds when a company screws you over yeah they basically they're like so mainly in notoriously stopping banks from fucking

people in the ass so hard. Yeah. And I was just thinking, I know we've talked about this on the podcast a few times. I was just thinking, wasn't it really not that long ago when banks were like the root of all evil to the average stupid person where they understood that like, oh, it's the banks. Some of them went overboard and they were like, the Jews. And I was like, oh, whoa, reel it in a little bit.

There's a through line, but like also chill, you know. I was like, reel it in just a little bit. We're close. It's like when you're doing a mission and you get it done, you're like, I'll try some more stuff. I'll see if something else happened. And it's like, you, you finish. You got an objective done. You don't got to go for the extra 20%.

It's so fun. It's so fun just watching literal supervillains just go on the podcast. It is fucking hilarious. I was like, this is, I never imagine we'd be here, but hey. Yeah, I don't know. Do whatever you want. Like I saw it like there were a bunch of people like, uh, I was like, oh, are you, are you annoyed that Joe Biden is pardoning his corrupt son? And I was like, there probably would have been a time that I would have been.

Like at this point, though, it's like it's a clown world. Things would have had to be so chill. You could, honestly, at this point, you could as a politician go on stage and twist the baby's head off and drink it like it's a sports ring. I'd be like, yeah. Whatever. With the pinky up and everything. There's like, there's going to be no consequences for it. So like, who cares?

Like, who gives a shit? What makes it bad? What makes it bad is that like, oh. Okay. We're good. This is going to set Trump up with some fuck shit. Because he's going to, he's going to meet this with even more insanity. Whatever.

Do you think so? I feel like he was going to do that. He was going to do that already. But he was going to do that already. Well, he pardon his son. So I'm going to pardon all my rapes. All 13 of them, I'm going to pardon them. I did it 13 times.

In fact, but you can't hurt me anymore. So he was already going to do that. But I guess he would just say as an excuse, even though he would already, he's going to pardon everything that has anything to do with him, obviously. But like, man, fuck you. What is this? What is this? Your energy sucks.

You're so apathy. Anytime it's like, let's try to work, let's try to work in a bit in this thing. And this guy's fucking huffing and puffing and he's like, oh, God, we got to work. Oh, man, we got to talk about things.

You're so obnoxiously apathetic about politics. We got to talk about something. I don't want to talk about? How could I be? How could I not be? Because it's a, it's therapeutic. I just feel like we're a comedy podcast, we can work in bits for shit.

You know, instead of being, I'm going to talk about politics. I'm like, well, how. You're very good about a... You're very good with your Trump impressions. You can always work when in. You can always work when in. I hope...

Anyway, happy birthday. Yeah, Chris is nearly 40 now. It's crazy. It's crazy. Dude, you look fucking fantastic for 47. Yeah, I'm 40. I'm 4013. I'm feeling great.

That's 53, right? Yeah, I think so. I think that's how it works. Yeah, that are 4,000 and some change. So, yeah. I'm 2011. Springs here and weekend projects are back. And so are the Lowe's runs.

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Visit Detect the SOS.com today to learn more. That's fucking stupid Don't say that again That's like what people say like I always hate it I'm like a month old as your baby Yeah when people would be like Oh my baby's like 49 months

Shut the fuck up I always want to hit them It's so annoying I always want to hit them I want to grab their baby And shunt it's a different reality You did that to your baby Now your baby's somewhere

Completely different by itself Like at a certain point I get the weeks thing Yeah if it's if it's less than a month Yeah To me even like say Because yeah You can say

Like, oh, my baby's a month and a half years old. Sorry, just a month and a half. I said years. That's still right, I think, technically. Technically, but not really. You should just say, I guess, my baby's a month and a half. My baby's two months old. My baby's three months.

Yeah, yeah. When you start getting into 36 weeks and I'm like, nope, show you can, you know, just like the baby. Make the baby suffer. 36 weeks is such a stupid. Yeah, I don't know. That always bothers that up. My baby is approximately four weeks and 38 minutes years old.

And I'm like, oh, wow, that's crazy. Oh, yeah, I'm going to crush your skull. I'm going to release a wild chimpanzee into your house where you're not playing. I had a shave chimpanzee. Oh, my God, I had a dream. No, you didn't. This is the craziest shit ever. I had a dream.

This is like, this is like fucking wild. This is, this is Swedish Martin Luther King. I had a dream and it was fucking wild. I'm just picturing you, all those people. And the same art, like same art style. Which is reality. You're fucking with your hands. I had a dream.

It was fucking wild. White children and black children could, you know, get along in harmony. It was crazy. It was insane. It's not real at all. It's never going to happen. Oh, before we get to kill all the whites. Kill them all.

Kill them all. I would not say that. I love white people. He would say that. If we, I like Chris. He's white. passing. He's not white. I'm white. He's white. I say it's white passing, but you're not,

if you got, look at that. I'm both white and white passing somehow. It's gross. You know what I? It's a very weird existence. I guess. I mean, yes, you are, I mean, anybody, anyone who didn't know you, which is a standard white guy. Yeah, yeah. Fine. Yeah. Fine. I'm like reluctantly. I don't want to be, my girlfriend is Charlie White. With brown and black people, feels good. Yeah. And then all of a sudden, we got the white host, I don't like that. Before we continue, I do want to say, it is my birthday, I got a gift from a viewer of this end sacred, Edwin Castillo, he got me, he managed to,

because I voiced on Twitter, I was like, hey, I couldn't grab one of these 30th anniversary, like, PlayStation, like, old-style gray controllers. And I was like, damn. He was like, oh, I got one. I'll send you one. I was like, cool, cool, cool. So he sent it to me.

I had to make sure There wasn't a bomb in it Well I had to make sure that My address wasn't on the box Oh But so he sent it Right And it was here

So here's here's this Let's go Let's fucking go That is beautiful Let me hold it side by side That is beautiful I love these motherfuckers man I know

It bothers me so much Bro. This convinced me to get a PO box, I think. I think I'm going to just spring for one. Yeah. Because this is amazing. Scumbag 2.0. No.

Yes. No. I'm not allowed on it. Yes. I'm not allowed on it. You, it has to. This is someone else's face. That's what you can't do that.

That is an exaggerating. Technically, technically it is an artistic representation of somebody else's face. That's not really a photo. And they always exaggerate them. Because like who, look at the guy's canines in the lazy eye. He looks like to me. There's no way that the chick that got.

assaulted with like was like oh yeah he had a fucking lazy eye that went this way and you don't know her experience stop stop stop but also this guy probably like this guy probably they probably brought this guy in and he looked like fucking sitama and it was especially depending on where this was yeah because i'm sure even if every sexual assaultor stop holding that up it's really that's so fire it's so funny because it literally it's like we went to a carnival or something and they're like draw me fucked up. What's crazy about is that I opened the box and it was that was the eyes were the first thing I saw.

It was like peeking out of the box. I was like and I recognized them immediately. That's amazing. It's like me without any of the good. Yeah. That's Majin you. You're pure evil. That's Majin you.

Why you you? So, okay, okay. Compromise. So it's not going to be the next scumbag drop. But it will be. So we'll have it. It'll say pure evil under it. I don't know if we can use that guy

We literally can I think we can I don't know If it was a photograph I don't think we could Well not as a photograph That's a depiction of somebody That is probably a criminal

But it's a depiction That's actually assaulted someone I don't know if that's okay Like I'm not Like I'm not saying it's because of the picture of me We should just have it Just say wanted So we can spread the word about this guy

I love it That way we're doing a moral good Like look I'm not compromise That's the true compromise I'm not saying this because it's a fucked up image that looks similar to me. I'm saying it because I think like for serious, it's not okay. Did you not just hear Chris?

I heard Chris, but I know Chris. Like I won't. Because I think like, this is my human side. I'd be like, this girl got like, imagine she sees this again on somebody. Like, is this crazy? Okay, let you be to a party and everybody's wearing that. If she, if she's actively online a lot, she must have seen this already because of how viral it went.

I dig it. Particularly violent arc counter because it looks like a demonic meme. But she doesn't know it. There's no chop. You know, like any of the fucking like 2010 from Paranoma movies where someone gets us like possessed by a demon? Yeah.

If I got possessed by Bafflement, I'd look like that. That'd be like a framey. I look exactly like that. With my canines elongated and one of my teeth the sign to depart. I love this so much. It saddens me. that you're not as excited as I am.

I think it's really funny, but I also think someone went through a really traumatic experience and this image being on a shirt by a bunch of three dumb fucking idiots that are going to make money off of it is it not okay. I think that's not a way. We'll sell it for free.

What's wrong with you? That's even worse technically probably. Okay, so then, all right, so that's worse. We'll make money off of it so it's better, right? Yeah. Yeah. All right, look, guys, I got you. I don't want to be involved in this one.

All right. I won't take any of this. You don't have to watch. You guys will take all the cut of this one so I can be completely exempt. We're going to put in cursive at the bottom right by Sween. I would have to take you guys to court. I'm like, look. I feel like we've done and said things so much worse than just using a hilarious drawing of a psychopathic rapist.

you you could have stopped you're gonna stop and you were like let me just fill it in more you did the thing with the bang was like and then the Jews I sure did I sure did this thing really is so crazy

it's just special thank you thank you E. Castillo for this because this cracked me the fuck up when I opened it because I was just excited to get a control I was like sick I love this thing and you were like yay

and then I laughed so it was a good it was a good little I love that man yeah can I talk about the dream I had now because God damn. Oh yeah, that's right.

You were saying you had a dream or something? Yeah, where you woke up as that guy? So I had a dream where for some reason, this is crazy because I was an adult me again. I think I might have been like maybe younger. It's a little younger originally of myself. No. And I was with my grandma in New York. And for some reason, a bear came into my apartment building I used to live in.

And my whole family was like in the house with a bear inside the apartment building I was in. And everyone was acting normal? And I was like, I was terrified because I was like, it's a bear that's dangerous. Yeah. So the whole time I was trying to let my grandma get into like, usher my family into, for some reason, a bathroom that was the size of a classroom. Springs here and weekend projects are back. And so are the lows runs. Save up to $20 on Scott's turf builder grass seed.

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Visit your nearby Lowe's on Reneer Avenue South in Seattle. Okay, Grandma, come in here, there's a bear out there. And then I tried to call the cops. And for some reason, I dialed 911, and then it went to, if you have an emergency, press one. If you have it. And I was like, oh, my God, that's crazy. And then I was like, what the fuck's happening? So I got to this guy and I was like, there's a bear in here.

And he was like, it was like, it was fucked up. It was a fucking Indian man, like a telemarketer. Let's go. Like a telemarketer. And I said, this is feel, even in my dream. It was like, this feels a racist. I was like, this is a racist. I love it.

I was like, this is racist. An Indian telemarketing dispatcher. I heard of police station. That's crazy. I was like, there's a bear in my apartment. Please come soon. I'm sorry,

what is the problem? And I was like, no way. I'm sorry. I was like, no, this is not happening. What did he say?

I'm sorry. What is the problem? And I was like, what is the problem? I was like, there's a bear in my house. Well, why are you going to call the cut?

Were they going to do arrest the bear? I'm going to shoot the bear in the face. What are you going to call them, Chris? The bear police. Smokey the bear, fucking Paddington. come and kill him.

The bear police. Paddington, George Lloyd's a regular bear. That's insane. Paddington with his parmelton with his marmalade and his knee on the neck of a real grizzly. Oh my God.

And everybody's like, that was. But some reason Paddington has him in. And Paddington's way small of it. Well, Paddington's mega dense. Yeah. I,

Yeah, he's like, he's, he's like a fucking dwarf star, just like this, this heavier shit. Paddington wants to be dense, he's dense as fuck. It's all that marmalade. Pettleton on his neck, he's on his neck for 25 minutes. Yeah, that bear was pretty resilient for 25 minutes. That bear was dead after like minute two. After the minute two is dead. Pattington's just dipping his hand on marmaladeon.

How do you know he even died? How do you know he's not hibernating? That's good. But that dream was insane because I was trying and then eventually the bear got into the classroom And I was like, oh my God, someone in my family is going to die right now. Who was it? Who was it? It was me, my dumb ass sacrificed myself.

I was like, oh, man, I like my grandma. What happened? Did you like, you're like, killing your dream? I just got hit across a room by a bear and hit a wall and I was like, well, you were you still dreaming after that? I was, I was hurt in my dream. Holy shit. And I was like, well, if I'm about to get hurt or anything, I wake up. I have been hurting my dreams so much.

And it feels like, it feels like I get, like, stunned. You're, like, trapped in the fade, dude. What the fuck? Like, usually people when they're about to get, like, hurt or they die or something, they wake up. Like, large falls in dreams. Yeah. When you wait the ground? Yeah.

I mean, this thing is several times. I'm like, ah. Holy shit. That sucks. And it's not like pain. It's like, shock. It's like, ow. You let yourself do that.

That's crazy. You do that to yourself. That's what your brain is doing. Well, clearly, yes. I don't want it to happen. Yes, you do, clearly. Because if you didn't want it to happen, you'd just wake up.

You just wake up. I don't think it's that simple. It's sad simple for me. I lose to dream a lot, too. I think that makes it even worse. I don't. Because halfway through the dream, I'm like,

oh, so that's a way. So that's why. Because you lose the dream so you know you're dreaming. Oh my God. So you know you can't be hurt, so it doesn't affect you. Like one time I was playing Temple Run in real life where a plane was crashing behind me. And I was like actually live right temper running.

And I was like, what is this? Because I remember I remember lucid dreaming once. And I remember like, I remember specifically that was the one dream where I was like, oh, I'm aware I'm dreaming. And then I could just, I threw myself off a building and like fell off a car. Like bounced off a car. And I was like, oh, yeah. It's fine. Interesting.

You know? But that's because I'm aware that like what's happening isn't real. And so like there's no. I've never done that. I can lucid dream. But I'm still on. I just know what's happening. I pulled a snake out of the ground and ate it once in a lucid dream because I just knew

that I could. It tasted like fucking lucky charms. Maybe, I mean, you got to try it now. My dreams are always like, oh, I'm in it. Oh, I'm a lucid dream. This is a dream now. So either I get really depressed and it's not going to happen anymore. Wait, like, oh, because like one time I had a lucid dream, I was like, someone stole my identity

and it's emptied out my savings account and shit. And I was like, no. No. But then I realized, wait, if this is really happening, I would have killed myself. Clearly a dream. You would have killed yourself and not called the fucking, the fraud prevention and got your money back. Immediately. No.

Boom. You fucking first hang right before you die. Shotgun, shotgun while I'm fucking. That's such an immediate, that's such an immediate give up. Yeah. Why? Why so quick? He starts cooking oil on the stove and waiting. Waiting patiently.

No. You run in real time to the gun store. How long till I get my gun? The one up the straight from my house, literally. You know what's interesting? You'd probably be upset. Running to the gun store and be like, oh, you're going to have to go through your background check.

I'm like, fuck. Just fly five hours to Florida and then go get your gun. And then boy. Just go to a gun show. Isn't crazy that is? I don't know if you can buy gun shows anymore. Really? They tighten that down pretty intense.

There's, I'm sure, look, I'm sure there are some. I'm getting a gun. Because I know people who, I know at least one person who absolutely just got it through a gun show with like no, no problem at all. It was kind of crazy. Was it like recent? This was years ago. This is like maybe like 15, something like that. Okay.

Maybe even before then. I think it was still kind of. I'm getting it. And it was still kind of difficult then. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know the ins and outs is, I just know things got a little bit more, a little bit more difficult in California. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But nothing was like when I bought a, when I bought a shotty. Oh, it wasn't? No, it was out of state for sure. Oh, well, I mean, fucking, you got out of state. It's, yeah. It's hilarious how you could just stock up on, you can just be one of those doomsday prepper weirdos. So. I bought a mortar the other day.

I got, if you weren't in Cali, I would totally believe you. Yeah. If you were in Kentucky, it was like, where'd you get that mortar, Bob? Oh, the flea market. I bought a child samurai and I have him in my basement. I'm training him. That's insane. Child samurai?

I don't know, man. Just to, like, mold into a perfect soldier? I love that. I guess. He doesn't even have any plans. I just kind of treat him like a kid now. But the idea of you impulse buying a child samurai is insane. Like with no, with no plan or idea.

You go to a rent fair and I'm like, oh shit, I just got a child samurai. Like the way that you would buy like the way that you would buy like airheads at a movie theater. Like yeah, maybe. Yeah, why not? I guess. Put the child tamar in the back too. Put the child samurai in the back. How is it a child?

So isn't it is it implied that the parents were. Imagine Musashi. Yeah. But reverted to a kid. And then I purchase him. Are we talking about magic now? Or would it? How did this?

Okay. So you're saying like fully trained, like deadly, so much knowledge. And then it's just a baby. Not a baby, child. Okay. What's child to you? He's like five, six. Five, six years old.

Okay. At best seven. At best. And he has all the knowledge of an entire samurai. Yeah, he already lived life as a grown man. Oh, so now he's a kid again. So now he ruined everything. So now he just has all the weight of the shit he's done in a kid's body, just sitting down

looking at sunsets. Being like, what the thought? You turn everything into D&D, I noticed. Oh, that's the fucking insanity. Yeah, it's magic. It's like, all right, we're going to take a bit. Because I was under the impression that you were going to, like, just, like, this is like a business. It's like, hey, we have children.

We're training to be samurai. You can take them. They're not done yet, though. You got to do the rest of it. Oh, that's pretty good. I was going to go a little bit more realistic, like, say, some traditional Japanese family or like, I want to, I want to teach my son about our history. And then someone stole the baby.

Would you? That's crazy. It's crazy. It's sold that at a flea market. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Would you buy, you know those little, the little kids at the monk monasteries in China where they're just hurting them, but training them to be like fucking weapons that are never going to be used in real life? Yeah, would you adopt one of those? Well, so if it was legal, yes.

We were actually, we were talking about it. We're talking about adoption anyway, like of having some, you know, making sure there's, we have this kid that makes us. a stupid amount of money in the industry. And then we'll have one, one normal one that'll just like, hey, do whatever you want. Do whatever your heart. And then one other one, we'll see how they grow up. You know, and then we'll pit them against each other and see, we'll decide which one's going to be the favorite, depending, you know.

You're going to be like a Dr. Fauci father. Yeah. And all sorts of these crazy unethical science. And they're also going to, yeah, they're going to have, they're going to have only beagles that are going to beas. They're going to eat beagles. Yeah. Yeah.

They're going to have, they're going to be pets for years. and then we're going to eat them. Yeah. My children are on a steady diet of hot water and beagles. And that's it. That's crazy. My kid drinks beagles like it's juice. Drinking beagles.

So was there anything? I feel like there wasn't really that much. Yeah. There was just... The list. The list? That hip-hop list. Oh, but that's it.

Yeah, I guess so. That was an old list, though. Like, pull that, do you have that list up still? Do I ever? The best rappers of all times? and fucking, we must have talked about that before. I feel like we have, but it's- I feel like we must have.

Like if it came up. But yeah, just to reiterate, I guess. That's not the same. I was like, what the fuck was that? At least turn your sound off. Never. You never. Okay.

So top, was it, top 50? A can't breathe. Number one is George Floyd. Number two is Philandrol Castile. Number three is Eric Garner. Emmett two. fucking Trayvon Martin, Brianna Taylor,

and her boyfriend. They just assume every single black person is a rapper. Every black person in a series of rapper. Martin Luther King, Malcolm X, Elijah Farrakhan. I like how they're just getting,

it was like starting off as like regular people that are getting more and more like have notoriety on them. Fucking Virgil Abloh. Uncle Phil. Uncle Phil. Uncle Phil.

Yeah. Darth Vader, I guess. Uncle Phil. Uncle Phil. Uncle Phil, but not James Avery. Yeah, not James Avery, not fucking James O'Jones.

James Avery's gay. Yeah, and Will Smith. Uncle Phil isn't gay. Yeah, yeah. And Will Smith, not Will Smith. So Chris So, Chris Sorock, but not the side of the face he got slapped on. Yeah. The untainted side of the rock.

Let's see, what's the actual? Yeah. So number one is Jay-Z. I think that's fucking insane. I think he should be top. He should be top. Do you think, you actually think it's insane? Yeah, I think he shouldn't be.

You don't even think you should be in top three I should be top five Not top three Okay then what is your top three Top three is For so there's like these Just give me your top three These things are nuanced

Obviously obviously Yeah I don't know Because if you go if you go for notoriety I think undoubtedly notoriety wise What's yours? Number one hip hop artists for me is Blippy Probably

Kitty Pride when she's an adult That's the point of adulthood Epic rap battles Epic rap battles Epic Lloyd and nice Peter My time Epic Lloyd is such a funny fucking name

It's very 2009 Do you think there is some stupid idiot That would put Hitler of epic rap battles Oh for sure Yeah absolutely There's definitely somebody out there Who their favorite rap song

Is in Epic Rap Battles history song I guarantee it. Yeah. I guarantee you. It's like, I love the way they fuck. He's so clever. He hears that. He hears the,

there's cleverness in it, but then that's as far as he goes into it. Yeah. Yeah. Some of them are pretty clever to be fair. Some of them are pretty clever to be fair, but it's also just like, what the fuck are you?

Like, they're all kind of insane though. It's a thing of like, there's, they're like too hype. Yeah. I've watched so many rap battles and none of them.

are this hype. We need conscious. Bombastic. Bombastic is what these are. There's hype rap battles where, like, motherfuckers are like, oh, and the guy's doing like a backhand spray.

After someone drops like a fucking crazy line. It's the way that like these things are edited and the way that like, because like, say, people, even when like, say, Darth Vader is rapping,

like, he has to like, he has. He won against Hitler, right? I don't know, man. I don't,

actually, I don't. If that's true, then I just. I think that makes sense. That was coincidental because I didn't know. You know, it's crazy. Hitler's numbers are baby numbers compared to Vader, which is wild.

That's insane. Those are baby numbers. Yeah, but those are pee-weep. That's because Hitler is real. I mean, yeah, but like, if Hitler had a death star. Come on. Yeah, it's real, but numbers are still number. Planet Junon or what would be called?

Man, Vegeta's numbers are crazy compared to Hitler. It's like, yeah. Of course. What is it called? He blew up the Pan of the Aleos from. Fucking Alderon. Alderon? Obron.

Whatever. Alderan sounds right. I can be wrong. I should know this. I think it's Alderan. That sounds right. You fucking popped. Like a fucking Zit.

So, yeah, no, there's definitely. Oh, wait. We need conscious rap battles of history. I actually. It would just be common winning every rap battle by a country mile. There would be no. It's because I feel like, I feel like the people, the audience, the true audience for the epic rack, it's people who just, it's like the opposite of autism.

They love loud noises. Like these people just love, is it? Is it? Is it? Yeah, it's a spectrum. It's a, I guess a different type of speak. I have to interrupt this line. I'm thinking real quick.

Go ahead. I went to go see a gladiator too because I had to. How was it? Not nearly as bad as I thought I was going to be. It was actually kind of good. Denzel went crazy in it. Well, it's, it was clear to me that I was like, this nigga's gonna do some, he, he ends up being, I don't think anybody's gonna see this movie. I don't think anybody actually cares. He's the, the real antagonist. Of course he is. But like,

it's not, it's Denzel watching. I was like, I was like, oh, I was gonna be, it's gonna be training day essentially. I was thinking, I was like, he's, and it's, it literally, he turns into training day, but infinitely worse, just like much more power hung, anyway. So, so, It's way, it's like, I think my expectations were so low that I was like, the fight scenes were fucking awesome. The acting was pretty good. I was like, what the hell is? This is actually kind of good. Does it explain why the fuck it's happening because of how Gladiator ends is no room for a sequel?

So yeah, it actually so it actually so it, because of the events that unfolded, it, fast-forge to the new crazy, weird androgynous emperors that are fucking everything up. And essentially it's like, fuck these guys, they need to die. And so that's kind of a side story. And then the main story is the Lucius or whatever the fuck his name is, who's the son of actually turns out to be, you kind of suspected in the first movie that Maximus and the wife of the comidus's sister. Like the little kid is Maximus's fuck it. You kind of had a, because they clearly had a thing. So you thought, oh, it was probably. Anyway, long story short, that's the kid.

He's sitting in exile so he doesn't get killed or in trouble. He grows up with this other disgusting, you know, it looks like an African thing. He gets conquered. Well, like, you know, like a, the way that they make it look all grimy and they're all, you know, kind of, like, contrast to Rome. Anyway, long story short. I'm like, I'm explaining what's happening.

Right, right, yeah, yeah. I hear you. I'm just hearing you a lot. They're really, they're really funny words in succession. They need to be funny. Yeah, they have to be funny for you to understand,

get the picture of what they're trying to contrast. Anyway, long story, I'm not trying to explain the whole plot, but it was actually surprisingly good. I'm not, I'm only talking about this though, because on the way, turned in,

turned on, when I got downtown, there was a, Down syndrome guy waiting by a bus stop. There's a Down syndrome guy waiting by a bus stop? Yeah. And his pants are fully down. And he has elephant tight as balls.

Like, I'm saying like it looks like a red water balloon is full and about to burst. Red. Yes. Red and I chose red for a specific reason. Yeah. He's a very pale white guy, but his balls. are giant So what is happening?

Wait, what Joel, us talking about spectrums and stuff Oh. Reminded me that I saw this guy that is clearly has something.

It looked like he had downs. Can people get down to get tan? Why not? What is happening? What is happening? I don't even understand that That's like when they ask Oh, can black people get

sunburn? I'm like, do I not have skin? What the fuck are you talking about? Huh? I wish this was scolding. Because I was like, how are there darker black people than other black people? You know, like, I was like, it's, it's the same as when I've had people question me.

This was when I was much younger, but they're like, how come you don't talk like other black people? And I'm like, do you start, do you just start calling them into words? At that point I would love that shit Because I'd be like What do you mean? You know what's funny? You know it's funny?

You know it's funny? Me as a kid I wanted to be rational So I was And I gave them a rational response Me as an adult I want to be jaded And fucked up

And I would have just said A bunch of N words Right Like it should be the opposite Right But like I was more like Trying to show them Hey

You know they're Black people all over the world And they don't all Sound the same And they're like Oh duh You know Kind of giving them

A little nugget Of critical thinking I never did that dude I would play ignorance. It probably made me worse, actually. In fact, it probably severely damaged me because I'd have plain ignorance more. I feel that though. I actually especially where we are today

where I feel like the people are on average just like irredeemably stupid or I wish I would have just fucked around more. Yeah. I wish I would have been more just hostile and not try to like, let me try to change people's mind. Fuck all that. It doesn't work. It didn't do anything.

I was going to do anything. I was going to say that to me. My pelvis would shrink and down a little bit. My legs would get shorter, my arms will get longer and I turn you to an ape and I'm scared the fuck out of them. Oh my God. That's fucking, why have I not seen that? You ask a guy a simple question. He's like, yo, you sound pretty different. And where are you from?

Transmogifying yourself into an ape is. I primitive myself on purpose. That's sick as fuck. I like that. That's a pretty wild. Just for the bit. I need to see AI get to work on that shit. Like more, you know, you keep seeing those terrible AI, like it cuts to like somebody doing something insane.

Like, say Trump and, uh, RFK Jr. and Elon Lest, they're all sitting down with McDonald's. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then it cuts to them like doing some crees that are choking each other or something. I saw one of them like taking their shirts off and then shooting guns or something, like immediately after the McDonald's. Bullshit like that. But I just needed to, um, exclusively be, uh, Kingston turning away. Yeah. Yeah, somebody used that.

Somebody take a still image of this podcast. And AI Kingston turning into it. It will look racist on your behalf. So like you're going to have to sacrifice your entire, you know, do it from your anonymous account, I guess. Yeah, do it from you. Yeah, the anonymous. Okay. So number one rapper of all time I have as Jay-Z.

I would put number one rapper on Naz. I put Rodnaz as number one rap. Okay. I think influence. I still think Epic Lloyd and nice Peter. I think I think, I think 100% when it comes to impact and consistency, I would say, I would say Nas is not made by Mathis don't know about him. He's like

If you're a hip hop fan, you know about Nas, but if you're not hip hop fan, I wouldn't think you'd know about him. Which is a thing, but I think when it comes to, like, impact. His son's doing a crazy job, too. His son? Little Nas. Lil Nas. Leraz. Leraz X. Little Nas X. Little Nas X. I think you'd call him, like,

like, Galaxy Gas or something. Why? Because, like, Nas used to be like... Like, Nas? That was like the, you know, like... That was like the, you know, like... Before a Galaxy gasey gas and whippets and everything people were doing gnaz. It's not.

It was not. It's not. It's not. It's not. I know. I'm confused. It sounds the same. Oh.

Anyway. Yeah, who's your second? Secondly have Kendra Kumar. I would put Kendrakelemar probably not at top. So he's already there? Yeah. He's already at two? I would have put a mess two.

Oh, no. Okay. What is your two then? Probably two would be Eminem, maybe. Really? Eminem, maybe. So, Nyes. That high up?

Yeah. So maybe it's either Eminem Eric or Rakim. Hmm. So you got Naz. So interchangeable would be Nause M&M. So Niz number one, but interchangeable Eminem and Rok Kim. Rock him. And then for five, I'd go.

Then I'd put like J. Fuck four. Sorry, four. Sorry. Four, I put like JZ. Okay, Gaze. Then I'd put like Pock. And Tupac.

Interesting. Well, he is... You put... You put... You put... Above... Biggie? No, not, no, I mean, I'm a...

Kendrick? Yeah. Interesting. Because it's impact. Simple impact. Is that... Because I feel like Jay Z would have to be much higher

If there's an impact, I'm not going on skill. I'm not going on skill. Well, if you're going on impact, wouldn't it? I feel like he's had much more impact. You mean on hip hop as a genre? Is that what you're talking about?

That's different. Where has... It has much impact, really. I guess I love Jay Z. I think he is a really good artist. I think he I'm dressed like him right now Pretty yeah

He made it popular He's insane He did Yeah he did But like when it comes Also the Yankees But yeah But when it comes so like

I just don't I don't suck That dick on his shoulders All his balls You gotta suck What do you So what do you mean by impact Specifically

What they What they how have they shaped hip hop Okay Because Kanye Kanye Kanye has been up there too I think If that is So if

If Eminem joined Trump's cabinet and illegalized rap as a genre, would he be the most impactful artist? That would be such a wild timeline. It's all illegal now. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. Nobody can do it anymore. And he made it illegal.

That's it, son. Yeah. Now I won. Oh yeah, he rhymes the whole time. That's how he talks. Oh, yeah. They declared martial law in Korea. Yeah.

Oh, yeah, that was a thing. But then they stopped. It was like three hours of martial law. Because the Koreans are, the Koreans don't have a military that would vaporize them. Yeah. Everybody's been in the military there. That's true.

Like all the civilians are like they're capable. I saw a civilian do like one of those fucking judo and push one of the dudes away. And then he didn't kill him. And I was like, that is night and day from over here. America. You touched one of them and pushed them. If you asked a cop,

where's the movie theater? You're dead. He's shooting before he even gets it out of the altar Do you remember He's trying to in it It's an automatic fucking pistol It's a semi-automatic fucking He just loads your stomach with bullets

I'm sorry I fear for my life An acorn fell in a car in me Where's the highway? Insane Fucking loads too He reloads He reels during the spray.

Oh, I fear for my life. I fear for my life. Is that little girl scared the fuck out of it? I think they say that before they start shooting. I fear for my life. No, they do. They do this.

I'm in fear. I'm in fear. I'm in fear. I love that. Well, I don't love the videos. But they're videos of, I love them in a cosmic way because it like reinforces how little I think of them. But anytime there's a video of like a church.

Chihuahua or something runs up to a cop and he just guns it into mist. And you're just like, you're like, yo. How do you expect anybody to care about you as a person? I fear for my life. A cop recently blew away. I think it was a mom and I think a two-month-year-old. Two-month-old or something? Like an infant.

It just blew. And they described how his head just popped. That's fucking so sad. It's so sad. it's so Why would he do that? Wait, what happened? What's the story?

I need, I didn't, so I didn't read the whole thing because it's a little too morbid. I was just like, I saw someone talking about it. I wonder who's in the wrong. I was just, I was, I laughing. I was like, that is so crazy. Like, I'm, I don't, it was, it was one of those things where a lot of times I'll watch some, I'll catch up on politics while I'm playing a game. Yeah.

And I was watching a stream and Dew was talking about this and I just paused it and I was like skipping forward. Oh, like at a certain point you're like, okay, I can't get too morbid. It's like someone started to talk about like Gaza, Palestine or anything. I'm like, all right, I got a little forward. It's going to, it's going to ruin my experience. So I didn't. And it's not going to change my opinion.

Exactly. Exactly. So I didn't get the gist of what happened. But I heard like I started skipping forward when it started talking about the, you know, it was kind of like a shock article. Yeah. Talk about that first and then get into the details. That's so crazy. And I was like, bro.

See, I really, I just, the people that should be cops should be motherfuckers Will of being like super soldiers. Like motherfuckers that are genuinely like, oh yeah, like. Like, like, you're like you're the best, you're the best kind of person to be a cop. Look, man. Instead, it's just terrified anxiety real people. Yeah. It's the way.

You do fucking barrel rolls when an acorn hits a windshield. It's too easy to become a cop. People even say like, like I, last time I got my haircut, I was looking at the dude's license and seeing what, what, when it got renewed and everything, I was like the barber. And I was thinking, I was like, cops don't have anything like this. There's no, there's no license. There's no renewal. There's no, you just take your six month training or whatever.

Yeah, and then you're good. You're pretty much good or however long it is now, because I don't know, I know it changes. It's just like, they're always like, they animalize us and they make us. And it's like, dude, because of look at, look at what happens. It's always a response. Like, like, it's like when you do like really critical thought of like, like, like groups, right? Like fucking Benchapiro being like, your thing,

behaviors seem to be cultural. And it's like, well, there are things that coincide with these behaviors. These are things that happen. But like, look at why you get from point A to point B. It's a response.

It's never a simple, like bad because bad. It's always like a, you get to point B because point A exists to get there. But for cops, it's like so consistently they suck. Like so consistent. It's unfortunate.

Often. What's close? The people in my family about the cops are the suckier people. They are their dickheads. Even if they don't start off that way, they join a gang because cops are fucking. There's a period where I think cops are like really great. I think a lot of cops. Like maybe like the first three months on the job.

One of my friends. Because I've seen videos, you know, like the cop pulls over, plays basketball with the fucking kids. They're like, all right, cool. Whatever, I guess. I've met great cops. And then that person's like on the news 15 months later. You know. Like I've met great cops.

Money laundering or something. Yeah. And they're not bad people. I know a lot of them. Eating a giraffe live. Just like they're playing fucking dragon's dogma is climbing on the fucking thing. Eating it.

A police officer ate a giraffe at the zoo. Draft would be a sick boss battle. Not really because they're in fucking knees. It's just running. You know bang out of giraffing knees on a warhammer that it falls over. The way they fight is fucking upset. They just put spikes like on the fucking neck and shit.

it and put like a helmet on the giraffe and that shit's going crazy. I had a chance to touch a draft and I didn't do it and I feel like a bitch for not doing it. Why would you not do it? Because if it would have grabbed me, it's how it could have lifted threw me off the fucking set. Look at here, man, I would have been on the fucking thing like rhinos and shit. I think they're like, so I would have died. Why are you not touching it?

They're going extinct. Drafts? Yeah. I don't think they're going extinct. Yeah, they are. I don't think that's happening. Oh, whatever. What the fuck?

It's a weird lie. I thought that was true. I, I feel like, no comment. It doesn't surprise me when I see, like, you know, oh, this animal is going to go extinct. It's like, yeah, all right, yeah, it makes sense. The world sucks for it. I just feel like they're too tall to not go extinct.

I feel like they're breathing in the bad air or something. I feel like the bad air is lower down, a good air more. No, bad air rises. Why? Math, science? But why, though? Math science? Like, I understand, but like, why?

What do you mean? Because good air is more, because good air is more, more. Bad air. He's not like Biden right now, dude. Bad air has more shit in it. The bad air rises to the top. My son's penis, baby. The bad air rises above the bird layer.

My son's penis is pardoned. Do you know what the bird layer? You misunderstood me. I didn't pardon my son. I pardon his penis. Yeah, yeah. He's going to jail. His penis will be remained free on the other.

There's just a hole in his cell where his dick is hanging outside. It's outside It's outside the prison Getting elected laughs by every random Fucking person Misunderstand what I was saying I'm a man of principal His penis did

Nothing wrong It was a victim A victim A victim of circumstance Or maybe it's the opposite Maybe his penis is in jail Yeah yeah He's like

And he's free His penis did the crime Yeah His penis is Uh That we go with prison Dude, he does a wheeze in the debate That I think about all the time

I remember it It sounds like a really tiny car Trying to start out Dude, it's so good It's so good You see somebody They were saying that They were thinking about

Putting up a statue of Biden And then it was the question was What should this quote be And then It's just ellips People were fucking replying with shit like that It was so good

It was so good I remember him for that shit It should be look fat That one yeah Look fat That's great. He said look fat. Who'd he say that?

That's great. Some fat guy. That's great. I've never, I've to this day, I've never heard anybody using it like that. Yeah.

And that's, to me, when people have grossly misused based nowadays, it's, to me it's dead. Oh,

it's so many, it's sad how many words just die. Right. You know? But like that, calling someone just straight up fat,

look fat, look comma fat, that's based. Like, that's amazing. I've never heard that before. Calling somebody what they are in that way is crazy.

Exactly. Like look gay. I don't yeah. That's why I've always said like somebody calling me black. Like you said to be dumb black. No, no, no, no. Call me the N word. Not you black. Look black. Yeah, like that's going to catch me off guard. If someone literally did that to me, they're like, look black. Someone called me a silly black one times and it really hurt me. Silly black is funny. It's really hurt my feelings. I was like, why did I was like I left playing basketball and I was like walking home like silly black because

yeah it's so demeaning it's demeaning in a fucking yo gabba gab a ass way it's like you're you you you I know what you think of me but you don't have the gall to call me that yeah and you know it bothers me when it comes from people that you clearly and and I'm not talking about like ethnically or anything but clearly you're just a superior being to this person but they think lower than you're like, you're like, it's, how the fuck do you think you're better than me? Like, just sloppy, shitty, smelly, fucking dumb losers. And then they're like saying some shit about you. You're like, choose cinder blocks like dumb.

They got like a, like a warhammer figurine sticking out of their asshole. And they're like, what do you know about fucking superiority? You don't even know about the blazing angels. And I'm like, that's great. You see that CEO of the health insurance company? They got murked in fucking Midtown Manhattan. Did you see that? No.

Someone strolled upon him and shot him four times in Midtown Manhattan. In daylight. Midtown Manhattan is such a crazy place to be shot with a, it was a silencer too, dude. Did you see how long the, you know, the pistol was? I haven't seen a gun like that outside of Tom Clancy. Ever. Like, I don't think I've ever, I don't think I've ever in person seen a gun with a silencer on it. No, because why would you?

Yeah. Because most people that commit gun crimes are doing it very impulsively, so they have no thought of, I need a noise compressor. I need it. Also a noise compressor. So it doesn't actually do anything. No, it does a lot, but it's like the context of people use guns, they don't need. Right. It does a lot in the context of a war zone.

Yes. But it doesn't do a lot in the context of like, if somebody shoots a gun with a silencer on it in the middle of Manhattan, you're going to hear it still. Maybe not. Because of how bustling my time Manhattan at 3 a.m.? Oh, 3 a.m. is different right. That looks pretty late. Although it's fucking winter.

So, like, who knows? It can either be 3 a.m. or fucking 4 p.m. I hate this time. But it's, it is interesting that it's how premeditated that is. That is just having that on at all. It's like, okay, you know exactly what you're doing. Someone pulls out of gun and it takes too long for it to fully reveal. You're like, oh, shit, this is really bad.

Yeah. So, I mean, look, man, I'm almost, I feel. feel like there's going to be a lot of vigilante justice happening. Oh, for sure. Things are going to get weird. It's going to be bad, yeah. Especially with the hilarious characters we have in the cabinet. It's just getting better and better.

Did you hear he's thinking about putting DeSantis as a fucking secretary of defense? And it's like, stop. Because he can tip to over. Dude, they already, did you see that Cash Mattel? You see that, dude? Well, no. I don't know who that is. Just look at his face.

So Cash Patel is somebody who was already, um, pardoned. Oh, he was pardoned already? He was pardoned because he was doing some shady shit before. Cool. But he, for damn, I forgot what he's going to be in charging,

but just looking at this guy's, he's a full on Q and on fucking nut job. Oh, actually? Like straight up? Yeah, he's like totally, and I was just like, oh, cool, I like how this guy's going to be running shit, but I want to show you what he looks like

because it's more about what he looks like is. It's crazy because it's like people, these people that are supposed to be in places of power getting pardoned. I want to show you. Look at this guy. Department, oh, no, this is got, he's gonna be nominated

for Department of Defense. Look at this guy. What was he cross-eyed? What's going on? Yeah, so it was, like, he's, but it's not even that, he's just cross-side. He also, he might have that thyroid issue

where his eyes are all bugged out. He looks, I was just like, oh, this is, this is, does this look like, first of all, I say that, that's me being generous. I think what's really happening

is he's insane because he's a fucking QAnon freak. He's one of these, freak assholes that are like, oh, everybody needs to be rounded up that opposed Trump. But then he says, he says this to, for plausible benignibility. He's like, in a legal sense. We need to go after them where there will be civil or like criminal. And I was like, that is literally not what you mean, asshole.

I was expecting him to look a lot crazy. I got to admit it. I was expecting him to look like this. If he looked like that, you would already have known about him. That's true. That is 100% true But I'm like I just want to zoom in a little bit more

To like really get the Get the full picture This is gonna be the guy This is gonna be the guy That is his eyes really If he walked on a train that I was on I would get off the train It is 1,000%

I would avoid eye contact for sure Yeah It's the eyes It's the eyes It's what that's not as brown skin It's clear It's I mean

I mean it is surprising That they're letting him And Vivek on the train That is true yeah Because they have their They're fucking I know Vivek has his billion He's crying

He's crying I saw it tears He's crying because this man Is gonna be He's gonna be in charge of our defense Like this gentleman here Allergies are kicking my ass today This guy

Look at this guy Would you do you trust that guy To make rash decisions for Like it's It is hilarious I'm actually That's one of the most piercing gays I've ever seen since the Romans

I feel pretty good now, though. I'm, you know, I've... Stupid. Stupid. I feel pretty, I feel pretty good, though. I'm I'm, I'm, I'm gonna be honest. I know there's a lot of people that are still... Don't prop him up like that, like he's a guest. Like, he's joining us from FaceTime. That's so pathetic. I just feel like, I feel good, though. You know what I mean? Like, I'm past the, the, I'm past the, I'm, I'm acceptance. I'm at acceptance.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I'm there. I'm still apathetic right. Yeah. I'm interested to see, like, I'm kind of trying to figure out, like, what the net positives of this insanity is going to be. Like, because, I mean, it's a little bit mean. But, like, if you think about it, it's like, okay, you have parents who are going to be, like, on the RFK train. And they're going to be like, I'm not going to give my kids any vaccines. Yeah. And it's like, well, theoretically speaking, the brain chemistry that leads a parent to decide that about their child.

Their kids shouldn't have kids It's likely gonna kind of stem You know what I mean? Hopefully You know like that's sad This is what happens But it's I mean I hope so

That's the best case scenario really Is that like unfortunately He's gonna he's gonna skirt He's gonna skate of the first few years On whatever's been happening now The objectively improving Where's your fucking cheese seeds I already had that shit

I did my fucking Girt today Gert You do not abbreviate yogurt to Gert You do not do that I know you know I know this why Yo I didn't my yo

I can't breathe I I don't even What's gonna happen This right They're gonna they're gonna They're gonna scot different things off They're gonna start sucking

They're gonna start sucking They're gonna start sucking Count's gonna blame everybody Under the fucking son There's gonna be a liberal person That comes in If we don't If we don't change

The way the liberal Medium works He's gonna have another Republican president Again because we need We need to revamp We need the liberal Like site guys

He needs to change In that liberal liberal media Yeah We have to change I want Alex Jones To turn coat And he's gonna be like

I'm the I'm the liberal Trump's gone too far Trump's gone too far Wink And I'm I'm the progressive That you always needed

And then people are gonna be like Oh my God Thank you Alex Jones He says out He's like hey I take a pill No demons Turns out Turns out sorry

Hillary Clinton Is not a demon She does not smell like sulfur Yeah turns out she just sucked Alex Jones has a really serious epiphany And he's like, what I did was wrong and I'm really sorry. Isn't it crazy how like there's so many, there's so many conspiracy theories.

And they all could just be simply explained by, oh, they just suck. Yeah. It's like, oh, it's an alien or like a lizard. Where's the magic in that? I guess so. It's like, yeah, it's a bunch of people who like really want anime to be real. If you believe it. Sorry anyone that's this and believes in God.

If you believe in God, you can believe in any bullshit like that. Yeah. I don't even think it's necessarily that alone. I think, well, not alone, but, I've already said that. I think people, I think people can believe in any bullshit, whatever, and that's why people. I think, if you think, if you think it's reverse. Yeah. The thing is, because I've talked about it before, that's, like, that's the foundation.

The people, if you just look at statistically the people that believe the crazy shit, they do believe in the idea of heaven and hell and the whole battle of good and evil. I wonder how many of you, it's weird because, like, I feel like religion seems bigger than it is. And what I mean by that is, what I mean by that is. What I mean by that is, there's a lot of people who are religious or, like, spiritual. Like, I know a lot of people who, like, believe in, like, God in, like, a vague sense. Where it's just like, yeah, I don't know. Like, I don't know if it's really true. But, like, I don't know.

It's like something. Yeah, they're like, centrist. Yeah. And it's just like, okay, yeah, that's fine. But that's most people that I meet. Like, I very rarely meet, like, somebody who's like, the Bible's, like, real. You know what I mean? Like, so, like, I'm very curious about, like, this, the numbers as to, like, all those people are going to say they're Christian or fucking whatever.

just because it's like oh fuck who cares but how many of them are like real i think in the sense of like much more i think um i think like a lot of uh even say when you look at the voting numbers a lot of people are hiding their power levels a lot of people that said they're undersided voters or people that were unsure or people are this this that people are libertarian this that they're all trump supporters they're all kind of over trump they they know how embarrassing it is and they like to hide their power level and i feel like with religion a lot of them are like even uh ben japiro one time he had a very uncomfortable conversation with Joe Rogan when Joe started talking him about his Jewish faith and talking about like following the Sabbath and all this dumb fucking bullshit

and then Benton had to be like I you can't think about it too much you know because once you start thinking about it starts getting a little like he recognizes and he had to acknowledge how fucking stupid and silly it is but he has faith and I feel like a lot of people try to not talk about the silly shit a lot of people a lot of people let's say hypothetically I killed the Rizzler what happened is like I'm The vast people are on the planet. Dude, people would kill him fast. If Benchibir was caught on C-C-V camera footage,

picking up the Rizzler from behind and smashing him onto the ground over and over again. Like an ape trying to get into like a box. First of all, I think, I think, I think I think I would go insane from laughing. Like if I saw it. You turned into the Joker. Like seeing Ben Shapiro of all people, just this grottie little pussy. But like just picking up a heavyset child and smashing him over and over and then starting to think of why. Like how did this happen?

How did this happen? What did he do? What was his reason? Why are they together? There's so many questions. And then Ben just. Beijing ain't got no risk anymore. Ben Shapiro's.

He reaches into the wreckage of the Riesler and he picks up a golden ticket. Oh my God. That's a whole new story. But I think a lot of people are religious because of the fact they are afraid of like what happens after life. People are afraid of oblivion. Which it is. It doesn't even. I get it.

Oblivion doesn't even bother me because it's so conceptually insane. That is the point it's like, ah, whatever anymore. The thing to me is that like I kind of don't understand. how people don't grasp what that kind of nothingness is. I think people grasp it. I think the thing is that it's frightening to grasp it. Why? Why it's frightening is because we are designed for survival.

That's it. No, yeah, I understand. But that's it. So when people start thinking of the idea of not existing, that is the antithesis of survival. Right. It just, on a genetic level, it frightens people. And so they try to use something.

But to me, the idea of existing forever in some stupid clouded place frightens me way more than just not exist. That's way more terrifying to me. I don't want to be surrounded by it. I would just imagine that sounds fucking awful. Yeah, it just, yeah. Because my firm belief, I think there is more complexity to the world vastly more than we understand. And that'll always be a thing.

I think there's just like way, like way more like, like taking a moment, like whenever I see stars and I look at stars and I'm like, dude, those are like other sons. That's fucking a wild experience. Yeah. And even from my observing point, outside of my observing point, there's still a whole fucking universe of things that exist. So there's, there's like, that's the magic of the universe in real life, you know, like, show like that is like still like wild and unbeliefborn insane that that's like that can even happen. Yeah. Yep. And so, but people, people, people's mindsets are too small-sided that they're like, oh, but I'm going to stop existing one day. I'm scared of that.

And it's like, it's scary. Yeah, because, you know, everything we've have and have, will have been or will be will cease. Which is frightening, of course. And it means nothing. And it means nothing to the universe. I think that's the thing that people don't want to accept that too, that it means nothing. Like, we are... Very few people resist. We're a tiny dot in this vast universe.

And some people want to resist that. They want to think, no, I'm here for a reason. I have to be everything. And I'm like, I understand. At the same time, I agree. It is nothing, but then it's also everything, you know? What do you mean? Because you're here to perceive it.

Yeah, exactly. And it's your entire being is here. Like, we mean nothing. Like, very... I think maybe four people that have existed truly mean anything on the scale of the universe, maybe. Uh, I, I, yeah, maybe four. Maybe eventually that would be the case. Maybe right now.

Maybe somebody that triggers something that destroys multiple galaxies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It causes a ripple within the universe or something. Maybe, maybe Openheimer probably, probably exists. Yeah, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I don't think, I think, I think, I think, people, yeah, to people, to us. We're talking about the universe. We're talking about the scale of the universe.

I think maybe him probably, like the nuclear weapon was probably... A nuclear weapon can barely... We'll destroy the people on the planet, but will not destroy the planet. But I think that that progression of like the people that create these small things that the things that they create as long as humanity exists, wherever we end up if we decide to go actually leave the planet and go do something magnificent or something like that. If they're... If we exist long enough, their perpetuality, we will eventually like, oh, The person that started that is a really like the person that made the first boat, you know, technically they matter a lot on a scale of humanity. Yeah, but I'm talking about the scale of the universe.

So I think if we go further enough, maybe. So right now, no. So I get right now you are right. No. It's too like it's too. It is, we're too young. We're too like we don't know what the fuck's going on and the older beginning parts of the universe where the big bang, you know. I wonder what the fuck's going on over there, dude.

Probably like everybody has like just huge hard dicks and like, you know, like there. They're so advanced that you... Cock is fucking... It's just... They are so amazingly advanced to where the idea... Like, any one person over there or whatever you would call them would be considered a God over here because they're just so awesome because they're so much older and shit if there is life over there,

which there has to be, right, in other parts of the universe. You assume you'd assume it'd have to be like... Well, just by the sheer numbers, just by even how things work, technically, there should be even multiverses. Just by sure, just mathematics. How many? Multiple. You can't quantify that.

Well, yeah, you can. No. No, you can't. No. Multi doesn't imply infinite necessarily. No, it just, it, it, it, it applies. There could be like 15. Yes, but it's just like we can't quantify how many there is.

So that's, that's the answer. Right. So like, there's probably like 12. We can't, we can't, we can't, think of it like this, we can't remember right. That's true. So how the fuck are we going to, how are we going to quantify anything outside of our purview? We didn't even take our memory. I think what you were trying to say, I think, before was like if let's say like nuclear energy leads us to like space faring civilization and

theoretically that would that would mean that Oppenheimer is very important yeah even on like a very important or not very important but two humans but I would still say not to the universe because we can't get outside of the galaxy if humans destroy the universe with with the help of but see like what Oppenheimer did and we're mega important it's interesting to think that like like anything we don't have the power we don't really have the power to even destroy the the world maybe mate? I would have to actually someone who's way smarter than us would have to quantify is there enough

bombs to actually blow up the earth proper? I think we can make the one hospitable for life for a period of time but maybe not that's like that's like that I think that's been that's been the case since the Cold War that we could destroy the world several times over which they mean people. I think 16 pounds of TNT will do it. Yeah. A pound of TNT is way

Did you just drop it into the core? You know, light light it of really long fuse. No, no, not the core. It wouldn't even blow up. It would just be like, oh, gone. It's like in the Grand Canyon somewhere. That's incorrect. It's definitely just 16 pounds, like you said.

Yeah, 16 pounds. O ounces, actually. That's one pound. So, uh, so, uh, apparently, apparently, apparently, uh, if we're going to talk about, uh, universe shattering stuff or I guess is something that I would. perceive that should be politically.

Yeah. Apparently, as I talked about Nick Fuentes and I was talking about destiny and little things like that, talking about Discord leaks and shit like that. Well, apparently people were speculating because there's a couple of footage that leaked of Destiny, you know, sucking off some dudes. Oh, yeah, yeah. And some people were surprised. I think, like, say, when I was talking to you guys, I had no idea that destiny was by.

And so I think really a lot of the biggest surprises, there might be. be a lot of people that didn't know. Apparently there's a lot of people that did know and they're like, why is anyone surprised? And I'm like, how the fuck did you? I just never heard anybody talk about it. I think he openly admitted it. That's why I've never heard him talk about. I'm so uninterested in anything that has to do with Destiny like as far as him as a person.

Oh yeah, personal or stuff like I could give a fun. Like, oh, what is his hobbies or anything or sex? I just didn't care to me and like, oh, he had a wife and he was polyamorous because I've heard people talk about that. Yeah. But I've never heard people say within the same breath that like, oh, he's fucking dudes or sucking off dudes. I never heard that.

So anyway, long story short, people were saying around the time that one of the videos leaked or whatever or when he was talking about Nick Flintes coming over and talking about to somebody that he was like having some dude eat his ass and he was like sucking some dude off in a car. They were saying it was Nick Fuentes. Good for him. And I'm just like, is that true though? See, it hasn't been confirmed. So people that have, you know, severe autism are trying to do their due diligence. You know, like the capture the flags.

thing with the we will not divide us. Oh my God. Shail LeBov. Yeah. That's right. That people found the hyper, the hyper gifted people will get to the bottom of this. As of right now,

there's no definitive proof that it's Nick Fuentes. People, I desperately would love it to be Nick Fuentes because then it would just make it that much. It would be so funny. I doubt it kind of personally. It's, so there's one. So apparently there's two videos because people were describing them because I was like,

I don't want to read this. What's going on here? And the stream that I was watching described. He's like, I watched it for. for educational purposes. And then he was saying that there was one that it's definitely not Nick,

but then there's another one that could be. But there's just no confirmation. The only reason I think that it's possible is just because I full-fledged think Nick Quintas is gay. I think so too. I just don't think he's done it. I think he's too, he's an in-cell in a way that I think even affects that.

I don't know, man. I feel because he hung out with that cat boy and I'm pretty sure they fucked. Like, I don't... Maybe, yeah. Because there's no meme in hanging out with that extremely gay Catboy streamer.

There's, I was like, he was supposed to do it like, oh, this is ironic or some shit. And I'm like, there's nothing... There's nothing ironic about it. You're just hanging out with a gay guy. Yeah, you're just doing it.

Yeah, you're on a date with a gay guy going to an arcade and shit. Like, cool, I'll go with my homies like that, but I'm not going to hang out on this random gay guy that wants to fuck me. That's weird.

Like, if he actively is like... Yeah, you're right. Yeah. So, I'm... I hope that's the case because it's just, it makes the story juicy. It really is the only thing that truly makes the story juicy. Because otherwise, I don't get the fuck if Destiny is like, hey, I'm into being fucking splayed like the fucking, what do they call those, those Vikings do, those eagle sacrifice

things? That is crazy. The blood eagle. I would care, I think. If I found out a friend of mine liked specifically to be blood eagle. First of all, how are you recovering? That's, yeah, true. With faith then works and the Lord anything is possible.

Backs. Okay, I do, I take that back. I would care if somehow Destiny survived a blood eagle and lived to tell about it. He is dirty, just, ah! That is a wusting. He's a, busting so many ropes. That it is a common occurrence for him. That he could just, like, get into, like, a machine that he made.

He gets into this machine that, like, who displays it over and then puts him back together. That would be fucking amazing. I think that way, I think that about a lot of things that I see people do where I'm like, how'd you get good at this without dying first? People, like, like, parkour people. Oh. I'm like, how do you even? You start small. Well, yeah, but, like, what's small that.

You have to learn how to fall. No, they don't fall specifically. Well, that's they learned how to fall. I could fall. Well, no, you don't know how to fall. I know how to fall. You can fall. Everybody knows how to fall.

You don't know how to fall in a way that you don't injure yourself. Well, that's a different situation, isn't it? Yeah, fall safely. That's what you mean to say. They know how to fall correctly. I don't think there's a correct way to fall. Yeah, there is.

I think there's a... The way they fall, we fall out of the same way. There's a wrong way to fall if you're trying to survive. They can fall. They can fall, so there's different ways of falling than what you're saying. There's falling to survive and it. fall on like how our dumb ass would every fall off a second...

I would just say saying there's a right way to fall it would insinuate that that falling is... No, that falling is... Difficult. Or, well, there's skill to fall. Not only that, the skill to falling, but saying falling is something

that should happen if there's a right way to do it. Falling is something that happens and it will happen. Yes. Yes. If I don't know how to fall, can I never fall?

Because I don't know how to do it. You can't fall correctly. Because they're falling and they're tumbling. Somebody doesn't genuinely doesn't understand how to... And then they trip while they're doing like a... That's mind over matter. And then they just kind of like...

They like flip kind of like... People are that Michael Jackson lean. They're about to fall, but then they... And then they come back. Have you seen those videos? It's like Neil. No. I saw a video yesterday.

I saw a video yesterday of smooth coming all. I'm sorry. What? I can't hear. I can't hear. You just keep saying your butt is mine. I saw a video I saw a video yesterday of smooth criminal

but every note was C Have you seen these? I haven't done. But I've seen things like that shit is so funny. I fucking, I was in a rabbit hole with these videos. I fucking wrote auto tune all the time, man. I'll put like, I'll put regular songs in a just different notes.

Sometimes even my own like covers. So before I like say I'll use a little bit of pitch correction if something's like, oh, this is a little off. But before I do that, I put it in something has no business being in. Like, if I'm like, oh, this is like a B minor or something, and then I'll just put it in like G major or something. I'll just put it in, because it's just hilarious, especially putting something in major when it's minor, it's so funny.

It is funny. It sounds so fucking. It really transforms. It really is, it really shows how important, like, music theory actually is to like, to like, to like actually getting the proper emotion. Yeah, yeah. Like, imagine if, imagine if the. like the ending of Wicked was like bagpipes.

You know what I mean? It would be such an embarrassing. Like no one would care at all. Your butt is mine. Your butt is mine. Your butt is mine. Your butt is mine. Your butt is mine.

Your butt is mine. Your butt is mine. Your butt is mine. Your butt is fucking mine. Your butt is mine. Your butt is mine. It's mine. Your butt is rid of mine. Your butt is mine. It's mine.

It's mine. Your butt is real of mine. Your butt is mine. But is mine. Your butt is mine. Your butt is mine. And the whole is it's right now. We tell you it once again. Your butt is mine. And it's just people fucking. It's just dude fucking. It looks. There are, it looks, there are a moment. where men look like rag dolls

how brutally they're getting from I forgot what was happening I don't either this is the music video when they're in like the parking structure or something right yeah they're dancing having a dance

Is that what's happening? Is that the same one? I think the bad yeah Yeah yeah bad yeah I know that because that's the fat because yeah because he did the video

in the same exact place Right Oh really the same place? Yeah it's the same set That's hilarious Which is insane Ho and they're screaming ho and then he actually

brings out a literal hole, like a garden tool. Yeah. I was like, stupid. That, I don't know. That tickled me. I guess we'll read questions. Because I really don't remember what the fuck. I really have no recollection of what the fuck happened before that.

But, bum, bum, bum, boom. Oh, yeah. But. All right. Your butt is my. Phantom Rosewood 2, divine swindle of chaos wrote. And he says, hello to the YouTube formerly known as Chris Reagan. My favorite Christian conservative political commentator.

Sure. And king of bad takes. True. So this is all three of us. So I would assume you're the favorite Christian conservative polluvic commentator and he's the king of bad takes. I guess so. Sounds about right. That sounds about right.

Facts. Facts. He says, Do any of you have any automatic non-starters for a potential partner that would override their physical attractiveness? Example, would you find, example, Chris, would you still find Julia Louis Drive is attractive if she exclusively listened to Imagine Dragons out loud in public on repeat forever? love you all so much. That's such a detriment to a person though. Even like me, I don't even hate them.

That would bother me. First of all, it's not even so much about Imagine Dragons at that point. It's so much that it's all you listen to. Like the idea that if somebody only listened to Imagine Dragons or like one band exclusively, out loud publicly, like forever, that sucks. Like that would speak to me as like that's a red flag. Yeah, they're not a trustworthy person. No. I wouldn't trust somebody that only exclusively listen to something like that.

I guess they're loyal. But like that's crazy To an psychotic level Yeah I don't need that amount of loyalty I'm like my dumb ass friend in high school Would wear I probably listen exclusively to Cradlefield field but you would like wear a cradle of field shirts All the fucking time

Or like hey bro like Why? Get a fucking car heart You doing Bro you're gay Bro you gay or something It was it was pathetic And luckily he grew out of it eventually

But then he joined the Marines and you know No He died? Yeah I mean well he died to me You know what I mean That's great he's fine I don't know

yeah that's a weird I hate soldiers he's two feet he's two feet shorter but I know him yeah yeah we lost a good friends

to the military it's one of those things right it's the you told that line we're like it is it is a shame then what happens if it's what happens

if it's so happens if you go in the military in the Vietnam era you come back you're like oh fuck the military if you're doing the military if hell's like 9-11

you come back it's insane but like a different kind of insane yeah yeah it's very different you come back you're kind of racist.

It is weird. It's kind of weird. It's some. Hodgis everywhere. And I'm like, oh, it is super weird because like, but I have a very military. Like, my family has a lot of people in the military. And they're like very normal. Like they understood.

They're like, oh, yeah, the fucking, they don't care about you, you know. The military, fuck them. I have, you know, maybe, I had one cousin that was close to the military and he's fucking missed now. And then I had my granddad and like two other cousins that I'm not really that close with and they're definitely crazy. Yeah. They're like, oh, give guns to your kids.

It's like that kind of crazy. Give the two-year-old an Uzi. I mean, that kid could protect me better than I could protect him. That's great. Technically, but like he's also. No, not technically at all. A two-year-old with an Uzi? He'd be fine.

You figure out. He's going to kill himself. He'll kill the enemy too, probably. Maybe. He can load a bolt action, and I could probably get around to loading one. Loading bolt-en loading both. Loading bolt-actions is fun. It is a shame, man, because guns are kind of fun.

and then they like I don't I just don't think they're fun you don't think that I don't agree that you think that I just don't agree every time I've shot I just don't either way it makes it feels bad really yeah that doesn't make sense

they don't make me feel good I mean in a video game there's a degree of detachment to it where it's like oh this is this is a this is a you're just thinking too much about what they can actually do yeah and it just bothers me a lot it's like a fucking well you're not well you're not sure malfecese

well you're not bringing it to the fucking Cub Scouts you're just you know you're outside He's just not separating it. But I feel like, honestly, I don't mind that. I don't mind because to me, I'd rather citizens not have guns. So even though I do enjoy and I've bought a gun, it's just if some benevolent dictator that was like, I want to protect our society. We're like civilians, regular people do not have guns anymore.

And then, you know, all the freaks would cry. But I'd be like, oh, good. There's going to be way less death. That's going to be cool. Yeah. I think the issue, I don't know, man. But I like them though I do like shooting them

Shooting random shit in the desert Like fucking It's fun Yeah like just Fucking blowing shit up It's fun There's something There is something about like

Handling Like a bowl Like loading it There is It's fun It's like a tactile It's almost like a fucking I don't even know

Like a bop it Dude Or something Dude like a fidget It's like a fidget thing Yeah Dude cocking stuff too If I had a fidget gun

But shit like that Like that is why like I just It's It doesn't, it's, this is a tool of death. Like, it's a death thing. I agree. I agree. But the fact, it's like, oh, I like the fidget aspect of this tool of death.

Well, people. It's not really that. If you have knives. Yes, but knives are not. What's a butterfly knife? Knives are not exclusively for. You're not going to use a butterfly knife for it. You're not going to cut butter with a butterfly knife.

Chris, Chris, yes. You might cut a butterfly with a butterfly knife, though. I have where is it It's not here actually I definitely have a butterfly I'm house Yeah I had one when I was like

Young Yeah I thought they were cool When I was like young Yeah I have one of a house That someone gave me a I have them It's literally like What I'm saying is like it's literally

Just like a fidgeting It's like literally just like put away And I'm like I don't need this But the fiddiness of it I get it yeah Yeah I mean I like guns are cool I like gun I just think the issue With guns is that like

Oh it's people yeah You need I mean it is people It's too easy It's too easy The fact that you don't have to pass really any kind of like the fact that it's so easy to get it's

the fact that it's easier to get one of those that it is to get a car or like a drive a car well not buy a car buy a car is a fucking hassle actually but like being able to get a license for one right is crazy I don't know man I just I just don't like them I just don't like this feels gross way better than I should be with them

bothers me even more as I'm like I don't know why it's really weird revolvers are fucking serious it's probably because of my sentence take over and you're like but all right Get home. But like, yeah, this, I don't know, listening to one song for, the actual, the real automatic non-starter for like that would override any amount of attractiveness is hygiene. Oh, yeah, that's the E number one.

I think that's like, immediate. That's number one. That's kind of like obvious, you know. What else? What else is an obvious for me? Dude, there are people who. Well, yeah. I can't fathom.

Yes. So. I can't fathom it. Those people, right, there are, I was actually just watching a documentary on some YouTuber and he was covering some, I can't remember what the guy's name was, but he was some smelly fuck and there was footage of his grandma yelling at him about like how he never showers and all this stuff. And what she was describing and I was just thinking like, I can't even imagine living or being near somebody like that. And I feel like it is, though, it's few and far between. Those people are anomalies and they're insane, right? There's something wrong with obviously.

No one's just unhygienic for no reason. That is it. Especially in the modern world, there's no. There's to be something. Even beasts, even animals don't like that shit. Like animals, they're like, oh, I don't like being gross. I'm going to go in the water. Like, even creatures are like that.

They're like, oh, I'll go out in the water, you know. Groom themselves, yeah. Literally, they're like, oh, I don't like the way I am. I don't feel good. Like, dogs and cats and stuff, like literally grooming themselves. They'll rather. lick off the gunk on them and throw it back up then have that be on their body. It is kind of crazy.

You know? There is, that is, it's like an anomaly. It's not even, it's not even bestial. It's not even, what is it? What is it where? It's, it's, it's on health. It is some mental health issue. But yeah, so I just feel like that is, that's so standard that I almost feel like it

doesn't even count. Well, there's also like, there's also people who just, there are people who just smell bad. Yeah. And I don't mean like necessarily. bad in a way that's like, oh, they smell like garbage. They don't have stronger sense. Some of it's just like, you could be like the hottest person in the world.

And if like, if your scent is like just like, I can't do it. So everyone smell better at people. I've never, I've, I've, I've encountered that at least twice. I have, the only time I just, I don't, I don't think it to me, because it's like human skin. To me, it's like when people say like, uh, certain races have certain different. I'm like, skin of skin. People are people. it is how they take care of themselves

even if they look hot A lot of times Sometimes I feel like This is one of the big things That I've noticed about people That say they don't exfoliate They don't scrub They usually have a weird smell

They have dead skin on their body All their body They don't use anything to scrub So they'll be like Oh I just have like a bar of soap And then just my hands And I'm like What is there like say I have a bar of soap

I also have gel and a lufa But the bar of soap that I have has these fucking scrubbing things on them. It actually is kind of rough. So like I basically when you're leaving a layer of fucking filth on you, even when you, in water, after a while some people start smelling a little bit off. And I feel like there's people that don't understand that.

That I'm like, people who truly exfoliate and clean the dead skin off themselves smell neutral and then they'll add other things to themselves. Sometimes people have like funky oils soaked into their clothes and they don't wash them correctly and they smell weird because of that. I don't I honestly just don't you know Like I may even be in the minority But I think in a more practical sense The the science of

People just like have these different smells I don't I don't think so But that's crazy because that's literally factual The fact some people just have different And it's like and it's not offensive Not people some people have offense Like some people just are not cleanly Can you give me some data on that

Cleanly? Have you looking at it? I have yes Think of like Where's what I'm talking about this? People participate different pheromones. Yeah. See, I hear about that all the time, but I don't think anybody's actually heard somebody scientific talking about this. I feel like that's that I, granted, granted, granted. That's what I'm saying.

I can be going this off of like people case by saying. You're going off of society. I agree. I agree right now. I'm going to tell you the truth. I have never myself directly looked into it. I know. But what I'm saying is I definitely know people who are scientists who have said this.

I talk directly about. There's a lot of scientists that go on Joe Rogan's podcast. No, no, no, not. I'm not doing Roebuckin. I guess people when I was in like my actual schooling for bioscience. Right. Talking about pheromones. Of course.

No, but look, here's the thing. So here's the thing. This is the thing about science, things involving and people believing things, whether they're in school or not or scientists or not, there's a lot of information that's going around that, oh, this is what we believed at the time. And now, oh, data is changed. That is true as well. My whole thing is where I'm like, do you think condoms don't exist?

A lot of people, no, see, this is the one. one thing, there are certain things that as humans, like some people are thinking like, oh, you know how certain animals use certain smells to attract each other. And then I'm like, okay, we're not that animal. Like, you know what I'm saying? People like, in a way, then I'm like, do say the closest animals that we are to? I'm like, do they do that? You know, like the ones that we have the most. The thing is where people are like, oh, these animals have this. So you think this not exist? I'm like, we're not those animals. So when people try to, say that we're like this when we test on say animals certain things and it's like here's a good

base but this is not exactly how it's going to interact on humans first we need to make sure it's okay on these animals now that it didn't destroy these animals now we can test on humans well usually we can have correct data which happens on animals that are anatomically very similar to us yeah and then what's the next step now we need a test on humans well yeah it's true but we can't just get conclusive evidence off of testing on those animals because they're not humans that's true but like when it when it comes to our humanity the way we differ from most like mammals is simply consciousness. That's it.

When it comes to like our autonomy, the things that are in our body, the way we're talking about right now. The way we like, well, the thing is that because like you're saying like, if we test something for like diabetic research on a rat, right? A rat can get diabetes the same way a human can experience it. So testing things like that on a rat is fine. Rats can get diabetes? Yeah, they can.

No, it's not. It's not. It's insane. It sounds so morbid to say. What is not like rats can get cancer than get too much? No, it's not fine. We start with them. Well, no, but the thing is, and then once we move to humans.

There should be testing on humans as well. No, there is. I never, well, there's voluntary testing on humans as well. There absolutely is. We can't, we can't just give things to humans without testing on humans. Well, yeah, those just testing on humans. But the, but the way it's done is like. We start with animals first because we're, we're a shitty species.

Yeah. We first, we test the lesser beings. And then once they've cleared it, then we test it on humans. But yeah, but why? That's a lot. It's a lot. It's a lot. It's like things like that, right,

where like this, things like that will affect like, usually like pheromones, uh, usually like things involving our, our systems and how our bodies work. It's kind of universal amongst the most creatures that are of the same kind of creature group.

Like most birds uniformly will affect it the same way by most things in, like within their bodies as most other birds. Are you talking about, see, so you just mentioned pheromones and birds. Well, no, I'm saying like,

like, like for, like, if you're testing a medication on, humans or rats it'll usually be the same on humans for the most part there'll be like a variety of certain differences but most of the time what it affects humans will affect animals the same way mammals you do you like mammals same way usually like drugs usually depends on the size and some animals have higher like resistance to certain

size is obvious that's yeah it's such drugs so like that but usually for the most part it'll work the same between those groups well it's more about like say why we have to test on humans for example of like nervous systems the final thresholds many things like that, especially even humans because of their wiring. Well, yeah, that's true. You start off with these things because, but I don't even know, this is some, I don't know why we're getting to, we're not even disagreeing on that, so I don't even know why we're talking about that.

But the thing is that I feel like, I feel like some people's scent is different from other people's. I would say, that's it. I think that's pretty simple, but I don't, I don't have, I don't have the concrete. Well, I would say, well, you know, I don't think, so I think it's, is like, I grew up and a lot of people grew up, but even, there's like, I was listening to Kurt Cobang or something in the way. And he mentions that, like,

fish don't have a, you can't, like, what is it? You can't hurt them because they have no feelings or something. Oh, yeah. Like, it's in that there is a thing that people believe for a long time that, like, oh, you can just, you know, fishing, the fishing is great because fish don't feel pain. But it can't emote.

But see, they can't scream or cry. I think it's, it's in the same level of, like, even some of the sciences kind of disputed. when you look it up. And I think it's one of those things to where I just don't think people are looking

enough into it. It's like vaccines kind of. And so even one like... People think vaccines are safe. Look, if somebody... Some definitely weren't. But we have also a basis for the reason why the ones weren't safe or not, you know?

Nah, I think they're just all kind of about us. But here, let me... It is the vaccine. I just don't think really... You know, and it's like, oh, that's crazy. I just don't think anything else. I'm a quirky guy that doesn't really believe him. I'm just a chill guy.

I'm just a chill guy. But just the fernomone thing. The only reason why I, the one thing, the one thing that makes me feel in the way that I'm talking about is nobody spends any time with people that are fully clean and have no clothes on. So when people are saying, oh, faireramones, this, that. I'm like, first of all, you haven't even got past what fucking laundry detergent they use. You haven't gotten past like what their, what hair product they use.

You haven't got past any of that stuff. Sure. So how are you so confident that, oh, it's this smell? They have a different smell. I'm like, you literally can't know that because you have not experienced. You never almost experienced people, even with wildlife that I live with, 99% of times she's wearing clothes. And so I'm smelling her clothes.

I'm smelling. So a thing where it's like, I just, this person, I don't smell. I'm like, how. It, to me, it just sounds a little bit too like a, like an easy. So this is, Grant, this is AI. Google. Whatever, yeah.

Right, yeah. Go as far as it is. Go ahead. So it says, yes, every human has unique sense, meaning that people can just have different sense due to a combination of factors including genetics, diet, bacteria on skin,

pheromones produce environments, making each individual bodies older distinct, similar to fingerprints, and even identical twins have different sense oftentimes. And you see how what I'm saying? How many things make, now make your scent? No, oh yes, yes, exactly.

But that's what I'm talking about. But that is your scent though ultimately. Yes, but it does your scent based on, like literally it backs what I'm saying. What do you mean? The stuff that you're interacting with, their clothes, the products that you use. No, I agree. So like basically your diet, which is one thing I didn't mention, but I could have mentioned. Agreed.

It's these things that are giving you, because like say someone who eats a bunch of garlic, smells weird. They don't have a stronger to have more garlic. So it's one of those things where it's like, but I don't think it's just, like say, I don't think it's just what people are thinking, oh, they'll just say it's fernomones where it's like an all, it sounds like an all encompassing thing. And they're not taking in any other factors. You're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, because that is how my brain is

wired. Yeah, yeah, you're right. Like, I just, I, I, I, fucking, when I'm talking about stuff, I'm like, oh, well, it's not that simple. You know, like, it's not, it's not. I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I'm not, I think, with Chris and I definitely agree with you on that part, for sure. I feel like, that's why we get into these weird situations where people think, like, oh,

vaccines are simple they're there's they're bad for you and I'm like okay let's talk about it you know I'm like let's just talk let's talk about it let's crazy about the vaccine thing is that the vaccine like autism thing that is so provably wrong well no I learned about that shit literally in like seventh grade well look like it was I was a kid they were like I knew a kid in seventh grade he was a genius and was he gay was he you was he you a genius let me ask you a question I never once a seven Why did you, do you, let me ask you a question. Do you know why?

Do you know why the autism, why they think vaccines cause autism? Well, there was a study that was done like maybe like in the 70 or something like that where there was. They don't know about that study. But you're right, why, how it started. Yeah. But modern day, they don't know anything about that study. I would say modern day why you think people think. I don't know where the modern thing.

Wasn't like some cooking celebrity or something? It easy statistics. People just pulling up, look at how much autism was around back then and now. That's it. So they look at it and they see that it's skyrocketed by hundreds of percentile, but they don't understand why. But that's it. Because we understand it more. Do you remember when those Nazis were like, oh, the black people are genetically dumb or whatever?

And they were using this book called the Bell Curb. And they were showing this like, oh, yes. What they did was. That book is crazy. They used, but look at the thing is they use data that just, it's just pure data. And instead of, they came with their own conclusions. Right. And so it's the same thing.

It's just raw. Here's raw data. that says nothing about anything. It bothers me. And then they just put their own biases on it. Because conversations like that are like... Yeah, data by itself is kind of useless. Yeah.

And it by itself without nuances. Right. And then if you're a racist, dumb idiot, then all of a sudden you're going to be like, black people dumb. It's like, I was watching one of the Jubilee things. I watch them every now.

I think it's interesting. It's hearing conversation. I like it. I like it. They're not, they're not conducive stuff like... Well, I don't mind if you watch it.

I just feel like it's not. Sometimes, some of them are actually really good, but it's often people that are like... Fair enough. I can't even say because I've only seen like two. Like there's one when they talk about like Darksonville was light skin people and it was a very like respectful

Did you say Darth Vader versus light skin people? No dark skin versus light skin people I was like what the hell is like the game of RPG That's amazing Like the RPG In my mind that's what you said go ahead Do you think when destiny When the term destiny is trending

People of Bunger are like It's a complete roll of the dice It's a complete roll of dice Is it gonna be us or are they like Like we don't know Like they're just like They can't even know for sure because they got to be like

they have to click somebody has to click it you know what I mean like somebody has to click it so somebody had bunching was like saw destiny sucking off some fucking fat guy and they had to be like

it's not us sick that sucks for them man but like so wait my vernon is very I was talking about wait wait wait wait let me get back

let me get back but what happened is that people use these statistics it was like Ben Shapiro was on thing and he was like they look at the crime yeah like a Minecraft

hair line stop oh my gosh Isn't that box? Stop. It's kind of boxing. That's kind of cool. It's a good lineup, but still like stop.

But so it's like, oh, you see, if you look at these people, stop. You play Tetris on it. Stop. If you look at this, these people are around, they'll take more crimes being committed by these groups of people. And I'm like, well, yes. But if you look at people in those poor areas, the white ones commit more crimes than the black ones do.

Like everywhere there's going to be more crime people are poor. Right. You can pull that up. Right. It also doesn't take into account how many, it also doesn't take into account how many people who are, you know, arrested or charged with the crime are then acquitted that are acquitted that are unlawfully detained. Like, like this. But the thing is that these are people that are arguing these points and they're like it's right there to look at the problem. It's like, well, people in poor areas are going to commit more crimes.

Who are importers more often or not? People of color. That's crazy. Do the white people in poor areas commit more crimes? White people that are in not these areas? Wow, they do. That's great. So.

now when you add in a history of prejudice towards them it's it's like these puzzle pieces all go right into each other I would also argue it's like what is going like what I would also argue that that's not even technically true by it's like the idea it's like oh well like if you're rich you're not committing crimes like no you are like it's called white collar white collar crime no one cares about that crime yeah no one cares like Bernie like Bernie made off has done way worse than like probably every gang in the country.

But it's like, oh, it's different. He's not a criminal. It's like, it's not perceived. Maybe most gangs. I mean, some games go hard to paint. Some go hard to paint for sure. There's some cartels that go far. Sometimes you see a baby

Cards are insane. Sometimes you see a baby splayed open on a kite and you're like, what the fuck is going on? The kite is the baby. If I saw that, I think I would, I think that would ruin me. I think I would sit down. I would play.

I would play hurt by Johnny Keshe until I die Until I die Until I starved and with it away I would fucking bone fingers I would still play I would turn it to Ellie with four fingers Playing a song at the end of the game Let's get some more questions

Oh yeah let's do more questions Yeah Andy the man who's handies are now Estier Are now back to Estier And Dandy Hello Bacteria I've been listening since the shoe episode

And subbed to the Patreon About a year ago Oh shit What is your What is your most disdained food. The one you hate the most. Thank you. Really fish?

See food. Yeah, I don't eat food. You hate it though? Or is it? Not is don't eat it. So I guess I hate it. It's the one that fits the mold of the question. It's weird. I had a dream about crab literally last night. Did you have crabs? Crab is yes. Then you dig in your pants like, ding. And you split it and you one split it. Imagine having crabs to such a degree that you could reach into your pants and see. And like that and see it. Like I'm seeding the grass. Throwing crabs on people.

Throwing crabs of people's hair. Yeah, that's pretty insane. I would kill. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, that's a killball. Have you ever had lice? No, never in my life. Nope, some of the kids of my private elementary did,

but they didn't get me. Did you ever get ice? Never. What the fuck was it? I was convinced for a long time that that wasn't even real. Oh. Because I don't think I knew anybody. I saw it on Arthur when I was,

little. You've seen like a lice? Yeah, because some of the kids at my school had them. It was pretty unanimously, I feel like it was just people who had poor hygiene. Yeah, obviously. Yeah, so it was unanimous that we didn't, we didn't play with poor hygiene at my house. And number two, when I was kids, my mom just buzzed our head because why, yeah, we didn't deal with that bullshit. So, couldn't even have lice. I just don't know because I just, I don't even itch really often though, like in general. but like like scratch their groins. I have done that maybe 10 times in my life. That's insane.

I don't itch really often. That's, well, I mean, I guess that's good. I don't know. I scratch my balls. I've ever thought about me doing. Very often.

Think, I've never, I don't scratch my balls. I don't pay, why would I? Has ever like maybe a time you be like, oh, maybe I've seen you like,

adjust yourself or something like that. I've never. I mean, I don't, I don't monitor other people's. Obviously you don't think about that. I don't monitor them. But I for sure know,

like sometimes I'll just, because like the relief is so good I'll go for way too long. And then it's raw and bloody and then like it's fucking crazy. And then they put your alcohol on it. It's nice seer. It's like if there is if there isn't like background noise

in the bedroom right? Because sometimes the air purifier's on or something. And but if it's dead silent like you can like Jojo's like get here scratching my balls because you just hear like the the hair. Right. Right. So it just on my ball my groin is completely.

bald. Me too, yeah. I dipped it in an air. I just don't grow hair on my groin. I'll see. I'll show you. It's nothing there. That's okay.

It's like it bald. Yeah, show him. Yeah, show him. All the hairs on the head of my dick. There's no hair on my brain. That is insane. That is so disgusting. It's like a wild.

It looks like my actual head. That's actually one of the most vile things that I've ever heard of my life. That would be so. That's the book of vile. Inconvenient. That is the worst. I didn't imagine having to shave that. I'd be so scared.

Got a wax ahead of my dick to me. I'm concerned already down there. Yeah, I do a poor job because it's just, it's scary, man. Even if you try to, like, flint it out as much as you can, it's still a rocky mountain. I just have none. So you're like, it's really because I've nicked myself like once or twice, and that's already enough to just be always scared. Yeah. Yeah.

I have no grown here, so I don't know. Yeah. actually. That's, I, good for you. I'm very happy for you. It's bald. It's bald.

I mean, I wish they'd be nice. How often do you guys shave your esophagus? You know what's crazy? When I was younger, I didn't have hair on my arms or anything like that. And here I had a chemical burn, so it's not really any air.

Love out. You know what I find really fucking weird? Do you remember when, what did they call her, Aloy in, Oh, Horizon? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You remember.

I still got to finish both of those games. I put both those games down Like 15 hours in I was like I never bought them They just didn't really interest me I feel like they play well But I just don't care about those characters

At all The characters Like I like the way it plays But like outside of that I'm like You'd think I You'd think robot dinosaurs Would be really interesting to me

But actually I like regular dinosaurs I realize now I were a fan of regular dinosaurs I was thinking I was kind of I don't care about these robot dinosaurs They do nothing for me It's that spider ever scene of mine

I was like I made a mistake Yeah, I kind of feel the same Like I would rather play like a Tor Rock or something Yes Like really I was kind of like You know what it reminds me of? It reminds me of gears When like in four

When you were just fighting robots I'm like I don't want to chainsaw through a robot I was very underwhelmed at first I'm like oh my I can't believe I'm fighting robots This is so stupid I like the story in that game But like playing it is kind of like

Fighting fighting robots is just not satisfying I feel bad to say this I just think Aloid was just not An attractive enough character For me to care about her Which is really sad because it's like... I mean, you're admitting that the sexism. Characters should not be forced to be attractive.

You're admitting your sexism, but I also... I'm going to be honest, I feel like it's also... It is a sexism to me that is harmless, in my opinion. Some people disagree with me, for sure. This is my point to it, right? I feel like if I'm playing a game with about a character, I want the character to be as cool as possible, you know? I kind of agree, yeah.

As cool as possible. I know how I sound, and I know if... Three years ago, Kingston. To find cool. Huh? To find cool. Just cool in the sense of like someone that like I look at and I'm like, I get like a cool, a good vibe off them just served based on their appearance. Like, like fantastical.

Yeah. Like obviously, that's why super. That's why superheroes look every fee of the world as a way they do or male. There's no like every tubby hero looks silly in comparison. Right. They're always a joke character too. They're supposed to be like a fictionalized ideal. Yeah.

You know, yeah. But I feel like, Eloy, and I feel like, I don't know, I feel like that's a, that's a, that's a double,

it's a double side thing is obviously every woman doesn't look like that. Women should be comfortable on their skin to appear the way they appear. Yeah. Yeah.

So I, so I, so I, I understand. I'm 31 now and now I don't care. Is that all over? The threshold. Not where I just,

I, I understand those both sides of that to coin. But it's just, dude, it's, I think, in my opinion, I don't think,

that's Ben Shapiro polishing the Risler's skull. I got the skull of a fucking fat, a tongue boy. You see, he kept the, he kept the hand. Dude, you would have to, though. You sit and mounted it like this. So the hand on fucking his chin. You would have to.

You would have to. That would be, I want to see. If you murder the wrestler, you have to do that. I want to see Craven the Hunter, but like he hunts, like, viral celebrities. Oh, that's a, that's a game. That should be way less. Somebody make, put that on Steam, I'll buy that shit. Like I have a, in my wish list, it's a celebrity combat.

It's like, it's like the rock and all these stuff. Is that real? Yeah, but it's so shitty, but. Is it like knockoff? Like, is it not, is he called like the Boulder or whatever? Well, the weird thing is, the boulder says the N-word. It has the names in there, but it's just not full. It's, I feel like they're doing what South Park does.

I don't know how South Park gets away with it necessarily? Because I'm like, how do they use the names? Like just parody, I guess. Yeah, because I'm like just, saying that it's, a parody, I guess is good enough to where you can still say their name. So it still says like the Rock. So like it says like, I think it says like Dwayne or something. Oh, I think. I have to go

I have to go look at it again. Can you see what Dwayne is preparing? Oh, oh, Elo, the reason I was even bringing up Alo is when those guys were freaking out about the peach fuzz on her head. And they were, they were, I remember seeing a few posts about she had Oh, yeah. And the one thing I thought was so What do you mean my peach fuzz? Like, like, like,

So she has, she has, no, she has, peach fuzz. Like, women have peach fuzz on their faces. I'm trying to like, like, but why did someone? You clearly don't know if you're asking. I, I, but my brain is reducting. I'm like, you mean you're confused why they're bothered? Like, that's how, well, that's the whole point. Yes.

So that's the, that's the whole point like that, that they're complaining about that, even though that's what they have. Because they're saying, like they gave Aloia a beard or whatever. It's like, you got, you've never been, you've never been close to a woman ever, clearly. But you know what's so crazy to me. thing that's so insane to me, even those people, so they at least have to have a mother. And I guarantee their mother has a beard. By now, probably. Their mother has hair on their forearms because for some reason in America, that is acceptable. Like, women need to shave their armpits.

They need to shave their legs. They need to not have mustache hair, but they can have hairy-ass forearms. And so the thing that weirds me out about that is how people don't, well, I'm like if you're gonna shave everything else I might as well get rid of the hell you doing what's the half-assing it but that is literally go like do me a favor guys next time you go to your next drive-thru if you're getting Starbucks or something just look at the women working on the drive-thru

you see fucking gorilla arms that's just what that is literally just the culture what's strange it's really strange thing is that like some people just shit up don't have hair on their arms yeah it's like some people some people don't no you just can't see it yeah like my

yes everyone has that little bit of fur on their arms That's a human word. We're apes. You mean like, you mean like this. Like where it's like, we don't have that.

Yeah. I barely have that too. I have it now. I didn't always. You have to have like alopecia or something for that though, don't you? Because I knew a girl who genuinely didn't, she like,

she didn't shave her arm or anything. And she was just kind of like. My grandma doesn't have. She's an anomaly. Yeah. That was not. I think because of the fact that she's a taino person. I think they don't often.

I think you, if you look close enough you should. She might. She may have some. That's what I mean. Like, But like, she has one really long. One, my grandma has one really long.

She has three. That wraps around like a fucking sleeve. Ew. Bitches pluck it. What are you doing? I'm like, now, grandma, keep that.

That's you. It's even longer. It's even longer inside. Keeps and it. Keep going. So I can't plug it. It's like, it's like a nerve.

It's just, you just have to cut it. I mean, at that point, if it was just one, you would be kind of crazy. But I was just saying that I feel like, some people are a relative.

It's very weird that like say there if just look at people go out and just observe women and then it's it just depends on genetically. Do they have a ton of hair or do they have a little hair? Do they have blonde hair like my wife so you can't notice anything? And I just find it if I ask that people don't pay attention that at all to the point where like that person is complaining of a peach fuss on the head. But I'm like, I know that person that posted that shit has probably come across if they went to school. Hundreds, if not thousands of girls that have hands. hair on their fucking arms and for some reason it just did not compute it's just wild to me that people just don't understand what peach fuzz in general like i just don't understand how you're

not i don't understand how you're a human being like how are you here how are you here and you don't know that like that that that seems to like you're not even paying attention to yourself at that point i guess there's thinking like oh women don't have any hair at all but i'm just what i'm trying to get through is you've seen women even if just look at look at women's forums please yeah we we the problem is that what i said or what i said or what I said and what that person said, unfortunately, get lumped together in a very disgusting way where they're like, yeah, I agree what you said too. Oh, yeah. And it's like, oh, man, no.

They think you're one of those people. I get it. And it's like, no, that's not what I mean. She looks like a real person. Yeah. Like, Aloy looks like a real person. And she's not even unattractive. She's not even unattractive character.

I think Aloy is like, yeah, not really. She's an average. I never thought she was, I never thought she was ugly. But I never, I was, you know. She's not ugly, but comparatively. Like, remember when I did that, I did that. I did that a little while ago. I did that a little while ago when I was talking about the contrast of like,

because I was kind of using celebrities as an at this threshold where it's like if you're not, like I was saying Drew Barrymore is technically ugly because she's not fucking fucking. She's not top tier. But she's not actually ugly, right? You know what I'm saying? Sure. But that's how, that's exactly what they're doing with Eloy.

Oh, they don't look fucking like Ivy or something with huge tits or something. And then. Yeah. It's just like. Isabella in Dragonate since she doesn't have massive tits anymore all of a sudden she's ugly That's not ugly, that's so crazy. She's not ugly But her tits are extremely small

Do you guys see the substance? They were Huge For no reason Like in a game that didn't look good enough for a character to validate Having tits that big I was like yeah I appreciate it but I know what you're saying It's like like yeah I mean generally speaking in our fiction Like we prefer to like look at things that are like

Fun to look at yeah not just like oh I believe Oh I believe that like nobody cares really yeah There's no woman built like Carlac. And if they are, they're very far a few between. Well, the thing that's crazy. Exactly. Well, the thing that I was... Especially is as femininely attractive, not to be dispatched.

I'll catch you off. No, that's fine. As femininely attractive as Carleck is, you know, like often women don't, that have her build, don't stick the landing for both of those things. Well, yeah, she's an idealized figure. They don't stick both landings. You know, they exist out there. And shout out to them.

Talk to me. But the thing that blows my mind. The thing I blows my amount of these conversations, and it used to bother me a lot, like, back of the day, too. Whereas, like, people would be like, that's an unrealistic. Like, there are certain people who's like, you'd be like a hot person in a game. It's like, it's an unrealistic.

That does it exist. And it's like, yes, it fucking... People look like... It's not most people, but, like, a lot of people, like, there are people who fucking look... Like, I just saw... Did you see the substance? No, I heard about it, though.

I've heard about it. I've heard good things about it. Yeah, Margaret Qualey's in that movie. And it's like, it's crazy. I'm just like, this looks like a fucking... like a video game. I'm like, this is insane.

But there's a real person. Right. It's not like impossible. So like, I don't know. I saw that a lot. I actually saw a handful of, um,

articles written about that about stellar, Stellar Blade. Yeah. Some of them retracted saying things like, oh, she looks unrealistic because they're like, well, here's the model.

It's literally a body scam. Here is you fucking retards. Like what you're saying. Yeah. So that's, that's always been a stupid. The body positivity thing has always made, like a two,

a two prong conversation where it's like, Yeah, people It just brings out stupid people It brings out dumb people on both sides Yeah That's true And most people are like not Devastas people are not really getting mad about that

What happens that it got dramatic? Nobody gets a shit I don't know a little bit It got dramatized you know Like my girlfriend watches Captain America When in the first movie Where Chris Evans looked insane And she was like

Oh that looks great because it does You know? I agree with that You know what the idea is that like But people that look regular Should also be depicted I don't care I don't agree.

I don't care. No, no, no, no, should be depicted. Maybe not exactly in that, those form and fashions. Those form and fashions, right? I think they should be NPCs. Oh, yeah, like, I think, I don't want to emcee and it looks like me, you know. I don't want to, I think if you want to do that as a creative enterprise, if you want, as a game studio or as a film director or whatever, if you want to do that, if you want to cast,

like, average-looking people or if you want to, like, make a game with normal-looking people, I think you should be able to do that. Right. Right. And that's fine. But I don't think it's necessarily like a should or should. Like, I don't think games should have hot people or should not. I think it's just like whatever an artist wants to do.

It's not a should. Sorry, the should is in the sense of storytelling, there are a lot of people that look really regular. Regular people. I think some stories benefit from that. Yes, exactly. But most, you know, when it comes to like action.

The stuff that we play, the stuff that we're interested. Like, I'm about to play mobile rivals. If Wolverine looked like someone that should be his height from Canada, that'd be terrible. This guy looks so ill. If Wolverine. He built like a set. If Wolverine, if Wolverine looked like George Costanza, how would you feel?

Like exactly. Like photo realistically. If he, if he never was Wolverine, then I'd be like, this is disgusting. But if he was in Marvel rivals. That'd be hilarious. You're telling me that wouldn't be so fucking. It would be funny. Getting kill streaks with fucking.

That's awesome. That's awesome. Like in a, in a like say. But it's funny. It's awesome because it's funny. Exactly. It's so stupid. It's for that reason only.

It has to be, like, if you're going to put an average person, I'm like, I don't want average. I want either very hot or extremely ugly. Like, I want it. I just want extremities. I want extremities. So, like, having a really attractive person on screen or in a video game, whatever, that's awesome. Or having someone that just looks fucking, it's like when you're creating a character and you either you make someone who looks relative to you, that's just maybe a better version of yourself, or you make someone that looks fucking horrific.

It's like in Witcher, right? There's no reason why Garrett Woodio looked the way he would. There's no way. Gero's gorgeous. His line of work would not keep him looking that gorgeous. Yeah, he looks pretty pristine. He's a beautiful man with a cool. He gets a cool scar down his face opposed to getting it.

His beard's perfectly trimmed. It's perfect. All the time. Yeah. He has the fucking fade with the fucking man. His fucking smooth-ass grunt. Like, he's got everything going from. He's a man's man.

He wouldn't look like that. That's always my favorite thing about. Siri wouldn't look the way she would. She's a fucking warrior. She wouldn't look like that. She wouldn't be so well kept with nice boots. Like, come on. Like, it's...

That's always my favorite thing about, like, those old... Like, depicting old... Like, old times where it's like, oh, their beards are perfect and their hair is perfect. Because if it wasn't, if it just looked like all fucked up, it would look lazy. Yeah. Like, it would look like the... Like, the people making the movie just didn't care. Yeah.

Even if it was more accurate to the time. That is true. true. Yeah. I think that's, I was just watching, um, uh, because I, for whatever reason, a bunch of red letter media just started pouring into my algorithm. Oh, me too. Yeah. And I started, I was like, oh, let me just get back into it. And then I, I somehow got the way back to watching a bunch of Star Wars reviews again from them. And then they were, they were watching a Rogue One, or reviewing Rogue One. And they were talking about, they were like, Darth Vader looked really fucking goofy. But they were saying, I think he was supposed to,

because they were trying to make it look how, how he looked goofy in a new hope. So that, like, because they were trying to be accurate with that fucking costume in a new hope it made it look weird in Rogue One and it's the same thing like if you're saying you're trying to accurately

make them a little unkempt because they wouldn't be as groomed people would be like ah this guy looks fucking like why didn't they just clean them up? He looks lame and it's like well this is a problem I'm trying to be accurate

but what do you so really yeah it's kind of a perfect example of like realism isn't necessarily like the the most important. Like even the last of us and stuff like that. It's like they're fucking, they're like pristine.

Like they're not as per- They're grimier than like other games for sure. But like, they look pretty good throughout that entire fucking game. Yeah. That's why it was hard. That was so, it was hard for me to accept Abby

just because of, I'm like, all right. If Abby can do this, I'm sure other men around her would be tanks. Meaning that like, Like, okay, clearly she has testosterone or something.

Yeah. She has some things and she's using stuff that probably needs to be rationed, but let's forget about that. It's just one of the things where I was like, this is too stupid. Like, I don't even care if you made her as strong if she, I don't, because like say there's a lot of video game characters that are unbelievably strong even though they don't look like they are. Yeah. Just do that. Name every action. Abby just kick everyone's ass, but not look like she fucking lifts for a living.

She looks like a, she looks like a woman that. genuinely like really takes like that body built she was like to body build maybe not not roared it out I mean that's what they's definitely body built that's what they scanned her after in the post-apocalypse yeah that's exactly that's the thing where I'm like come on guys and remember when you find her at the end and she's deflated yeah which which which makes it even more crazy I think that is why they did it ultimately I think that is like to make that hit more they kind of like buffed her up in the beginning to it but it's kind of the thing it's like if

she beats the dog shot out of leave if it wasn't If it wasn't the last of us and it wasn't trying to be so serious and so real, I wouldn't even think about that. It wouldn't even bother me a little bit. I just beat Far Cry 5. That game is fucking ridiculous. So yeah, I only put like... That's the John Carlo one, right? That's the Jared Lato one, right?

Yes. Yes, it is. It is the Jared Lido. It's not literally Jared Lato, but there's a villain in that... The main villain of that game looks to be... It's like they were like, can we get Jared Lato? And they were like, no. It was like, fuck.

He's actually doing this. They got this hipstery, fuck it. Yeah. And that game was really fun. And it's so fucking goofy. But like, because it's that, that universe, especially with Farquai 3, they introduced like a lot of weird kind of mystical shit. And so it's like, all right. Yeah.

So I'm like, this is where we're at now. This is. So there is some of the dumbest shit I've seen. And it just made me laugh so hard. And even just having like a fucking bear as a companion. at a point. Like you have Boomer the dog and Cheeseburger the bear and you just have This is cheeseburger? And it's like

This is so... Dude in Far Cry 6 you get an alligator. And like I didn't I didn't play all the way. I played like the first three I was like I like this but I went on I kind of want to play Far Cry more because I like those games actually. Five is really fun man I really Especially after Valcard I needed this I got pulled off of my Steam deck

I got pulled off of five I think because of like the environment because like it's like Pacific Northwest, right? It's Montana. Yeah, it's Montana. So it's very much like where we grew up kind of. Like just woodland.

And I remember being like, this isn't hit. I like tropical. Okay. So three and even six apparently is like very much like that too. But I never played four. Six is already, the one of the Himalayas.

I didn't play four. I didn't play that one. I heard that one was crazy. I heard that ones were actually really good. Yeah. There's in that game apparently, in the beginning of that game, there's,

you meet the villain and you're like, sitting in his office or whatever and he goes to like you're basically there trying to get I don't remember the specifics but like you're trying to get like a like a Mcuffin right and he leaves and for like I think 10 real real world minutes or something like that and you're sitting there and you wait and obviously if you're playing the game you're like you're going to get bored and you're going to move around and then the game starts but if you just sit there and actually wait like 11 minutes he just gives you the thing and you win the game Oh, that's funny.

Which is awesome. I love that. There's a thing like that in a Far Cry 5 in the beginning of the game. I love that they do that. Wait, really? Yeah, because you have an option. It's basically it's like you, like, it's like accepting or rejecting. And obviously you need to reject in like, but you could just kind of submit.

And you can kind of just like, all right, yeah, everything's cool. Lay, I'm not going to resist anymore. Like, see you. And the game's over. And then it's kind of over. And then so. And then the credits roll. Like literally.

The first secret ending and, well, it's the only secret ending, but it's the first ending. And then there's two endings at the end of the game. And I like that stuff. The game's nuts, actually. That's funny as fuck. But it's so, it's so unrealistic, but like, say, I don't care in a way that, right, if there is buff women walking around a Far Cry 5, I wouldn't care. I wouldn't think twice about it. Yeah.

Not even a little bit. Like, so that's literally the only thing that I feel like, God, I hated the discourse with that too, man, with a, with the, with, with, with, uh, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with number two with two Last of Us Two I hated the Discourse That was annoying It's the same thing that happened With Vailgard

People were being fucking wild It just makes me so mad It bothers me too As somebody who doesn't I don't hate that game really Right I think it's a good game Right I just like but it it frustrates me

Because I feel like I can It's the only game That I've played Of that caliber And of that high esteem Where I feel like I can see The writers writing it in front of me You know what I mean

Where it's like We want you to sympathize with that Abby, so here's a dog to play with. You know what I mean? And it feels very, it feels very perplexed. It feels like I could see Neil Druckman being like and like drop things in front of you as you're playing. And I'm just like, damn, it's so clear to me. My problem is that that game has a lot of things where like I think the people that like the game, a lot of them were had a particular mindset where they wanted a certain kind of story done. I think Neil kind of to his detriment was like,

I'm just going to do something different because I want to, which is whatever you say about it. But then I think the people's reaction was ridiculous. It was ridiculous. Like Laura Bailey talked about like what she was experiencing. Dude, people are weird. And it was in fucking sane. I was like, what?

It's the same thing. We met them before. We met those people. That's true. And they're like extremely kind, sweet humans. And like just. Well, I mean, yeah. I mean, I don't know them.

But like, yeah, yeah. That's true. From what we're saying. From your impression. They're very nice. Like Matt Mercer's very nice. Travis was extremely sweet to me. Marisha was family.

I'm upset like that. Her family. Her family. Oh, yeah. Mursa's cool. But listen. But you're gay. So.

Other than that. So should we move on? I forget what you were talking about kind of. Well, I don't know. Something about something. But I think it's being weird, but it's fine. Oh, no. I was going to mention the Star Wars.

what's her face in the in the second movie Laia Last Jedi No yeah the Asian lady Oh the rose She had the same thing too

Where she was like Harassed off the internet It's not her fault It wasn't her fault What the fuck you're doing? I wish these goblins Understood that Yeah people are never gonna say it

Because they're fucking retarded But you know what the thing that People have the right amount of annoyance Fonled into the wrong amount of rage level that the exact wrong people. It's so weird. It's so weird. I'm the girl I played Ray.

And it's like, first of all, she's objectively a great actress. Who? A woman I played, I forgot her name is. Daisy Scott. Jamie Fox? Yeah.

Daisy Scott. Oh, Jamie Scott played Ray. Daisy Scott. She was, I think about Ray Charles. She's a good actress. Like a pretty fucking good actress. But the thing is that she was giving a shit.

Yeah. No one had, like no one said anything about the way she was delivering her lines. John Boyer was a good actor. And he got another shit to rage too. Adam Driver. a fantastic actor

I don't think anybody said anything about him though well no people were shitting on every people shout on every I mean I guess I'm just saying but they weren't the main they weren't the main thing I didn't see people be like

fucking out of them driving they're like ooh cool white guy look how broad he is for this he's broad he's very broad wide look at unconventional skull is

yeah this is so stupid oh man yeah these people these fandom suck ass I mean the people are trying to be humans right the people that are

creating stuff and them just saying things is enough to upset people like Neil Druckman became a punching bag because you started talking about some progressivism and things that pertained to himself and then it didn't help that he hired anisearche and i'm like okay it's it's over at this point he's never not going to get shit just because of those things but yeah the fact that you know about these people when before it was kind of always faceless like say when we were growing up oh dude i had no idea we didn't know anything about his job was the only person i knew of and That's really only because he wouldn't not let you know. That's very true.

I made this. A Hideo Kojima game. That is very true. Directed by Hideo Kojima. And then his, and then he would literally go on a green screen and be like, hi. That is me. That is very true.

He's the only person I knew. Now it's like, now it's like since the early 2010s, I think. Like we started like, oh, okay, Ken Levine, he did Biosechok. Oh, okay. Neil Drum camp. There's so much footage of them. And then so.

The problem is that the people that like glass of us. you can access their social medias and these people go out of their way and ugh. The thing about this way is a lot of people that like Last of Us right, they'd be like, I saved my daughter because it was the right thing to do. And it's like, well, yeah,

I guess, but like you have to rationalize what you're doing by doing that. You know, a lot of people don't do the rationalizing thing. I don't know what you're talking about. Because I think a lot of people like Last of Us were like people that would like, you know, damning the world because of their selfish desires,

you know. How did I get, I get why. I might even do it. I very much just disagree with that entire point. I might even do it. Like I might even like save my daughter over that at the same time. The core concept of The Last of Us part two is also just one that I just, I don't agree with.

Like what? I just don't. They're not going to make that vaccine. It's not possible. Well, yeah. So like, I think, I think it's a valid point to right to be like, oh, the vaccines, how like. Also, how much shit's going on right now. Also, here's the thing.

Also, just ask her. That's the other thing, too. I think that would have been the best way to go about it. Like, hey, do you want to do this? Do you want to do this? And if she says, yeah, it's like, well, what can you do that? And it's what she did? She did say that.

After. She didn't agree to do it. She said, she said that in the game. She's 100%. She didn't say that in the first one. In the second one, she, in the second one, they rec on it, I think. Chris, she 100% says, like, hey, I could save the world. I want to do this.

She didn't know I would kill her. True. Yeah, they didn't tell her that. True. That's the whole point of what I'm saying. But the same time, at the same time, it's like, hey, just like maybe ask her. It's the ultimate, like, brevity in all the situations. Like, yeah, yeah.

Ask this young woman. But also, yeah. But the fireflies didn't do that either, you know? So, like, it's a series of, like, a bunch of people doing fuck. Well, yeah. Here's my thing. You can't make a vaccine for a fungus right now. I agree.

I agree. Like, right now, with our current technology in the world isn't you shit. You're not, there's no, you can't. So, like, what do we do with it? I would be like, hey. It's pretty stupid. I mean, it's in that, in that setting where they're, what are those clicker things called? Like in that setting, I guess.

I mean, you probably can maybe, but it just. I mean, the fungus can't do that. I didn't have like, I had no. It can do that to other animals, though. Well, yeah, but our body temperatures too high. I don't say have no problem. But so there's too many, again, it wouldn't, it wouldn't bother me if the game wasn't trying to be so grounded in real. I agree.

I understand. If it was Resident Evil, I'd be like, cool. It was right. Kill that bitch. Slaughter that bitch. If it was Resident Evil, the final fight would have been crazy. That would have been. It would have been like, you know, when he was in the surgery room and he like kills the, I don't know.

I like how the, I still can get over that the doctor used to be brown. It is so funny. This progressive, Neil Druckman. They could have just. Sir. Sir. It is insane. If you made the, if you made the, if you made Abby Brown to, it just.

Come on, man. I just don't understand that. Like, that's one of the most baffling things to me where it's like, come on. No, I don't know. Derek, look. Why would, look, you and I, sir. You and I and I would not care. Why would you consult Anita Sarkeesian?

You have the, have the balls to do something like that. And then just not take the layup. Derek, you. Explain this to me. And I. Do I know? And Chris would be like, oh, it's fine. They're brown playing as a brown person that kills Joel.

Look. Everybody. else would have been like, they are still around? She could have been mixed at least. I don't know. I would have been mixed. You're right.

They could have still kept the dad Bradd and made her white. It would still make sense. Yeah, like there's a white-ass mom or something. Look, I think. And then the dad still looks like, hello. Hello. Now, so.

Oh, no, boom. There's a terminal. Does that imply? Does it imply? So, so theoretically that implies that Joel was so angry that he saw a brown person. Like he was like, I'm going to kill this guy. I have to make it easier for me. So I'm going to make a brown.

Yeah, yeah. That's interesting. I think that's Joel is right. Oh, wow. That's why they made Pedro Pascal Joel in the future afterwards. Holy fuck. Because Joel sees him as a brown person now, but technically he's not brown. Myself.

What do you mean? If Neil told me that as a fucking. the tan person, I guess. If they said that as an explanation, I would actually be a little bit like respect to where it's like he literally He's actually racist. He was never brown.

He's just racist and it just charged him up to be able to kill this innocent doctor. He did feel real around those black kids, that black family. He didn't at all. I love that. That's my new canon. I don't like that Joel is seething racist

and it only showed little pockets of it like right there. I don't even like Joel to begin with, but I just don't want him to be racist. Yeah, like him. No, I hate Joe. I think he's a piece of shit. But I think it's, that's fine for the story he's in. I think it's fine for the story he's in.

I think there's so many video game characters that you would have to classify a piece of shit by just existing. I agree. I've not denying that. But then why would that be a thing that makes him a piece of shit? I like heroes. I've always been a hero person, you know? That has been my thing, you know, like I don't like anti heroes.

Ronald Reagan. But like. Ronald Reagan is my least favorite person ever. Hold on. It hurts me that you said that. No, he's your hero. I mean, you have the pinup poster. The idea of having a, you walk into my house.

And there's a pinup Reagan. And there's a pinup Reagan. And Lily's like, yeah, just leave it there. I'm scared to touch it because my skin burns when I touch it. It's like a vampire trying to go in daylight. And it's like, ah. I feel like that's a level of like I would respect it at that point. Because there are people who like,

simply. For Reagan in a really weird way. But like, if you go in their room and they got a pay. Pin up where he's like, oh, okay. I think simply for Reagan, while being a person that can like read, breathe, and like look at, Pistory is a fucking disaster.

Pistory. Pistory. The history design. History text covered in Pitch. Anyway, so my least favorite food is lobster. Is it really, though? I don't like, I don't like bugs of any kind. That was the question that got us to hear, by the way.

Yeah, it is the question. I don't know. See bugs? It's amazing. No, I, I'm very aware that they're just roaches. And it Not quite But close

No they are Like if If somebody has a roach allergy They're also allergic to Lobsters Do you know that? Well it's because

Yeah Well You have a roach Shelf A shelf Cienous things Yeah So the thing is

If roaches had Um Protein in the way That tasted Like those things

I think a lot of People would Overlook The roaches Because you know How a lot Of people Maybe

They don't Bugs do not Takes like Like Or crab Or anything remotely like So

People that. People that If I see somebody eat bugs, I really think about them differently immediately. I'm like, oh, you're a monster. Yeah, I... That's crazy. That's so much of the world. Yeah.

It's so much of the world. I agree. I'm aware. You're a primitive to me. I just don't like eating small mammals. The image of it. But also, I don't really, I actually just don't like the taste of it really that much. Like, I don't hate it, but I...

I would rather eat like a million other things. Shrimp and crab. I mean, lobster's fine. Like, to me, lobster, the... expense of it and it's i've always just crab and shrimp fucking especially man if you there's like you you uh grill shrimp holy shit it's it's it's it's the it's the flavor is amazing

i i i cannot give on i i i haven't had grilled shrimp to be it's i would be open to trying it i just like kind of it's like this like uh i don't even think there's red lobsters anymore they closed down most of them oh yeah but uh they would have like this garlic like wood grill fire grill whatever the fuck they would do with it. And I was like, this is, this is stupid how good this shit is. It's good, but also, if something creeps you out or you just think it's gross, I mean, to me, there's no reason to try to push it on somebody because that's how people will be like,

I can't believe you haven't eaten this. I'm like, I don't fucking care. Yeah, I'm, I like to try new things. I like to try foods. You know what I mean? Like, when I was dating Lacey, that was like, she opened me up to that a lot. She's just like, you should try all this stuff. And it's like, hmm, you're probably right.

And so I'm fine to try a bunch of stuff. but like if I have a choice and it's like like if I'm hungry I'm not risking something I'm not gonna order something that I'm not sure about you know what I mean like I want like

and that's pretty much the only time I eat is when I'm hungry because I forget to eat until I'm hungry That is you Yeah Mr. fucking honeynut Cheerios You hand scooped Cheerios

For breakfast this morning Before we recorded I had three handfuls of Honey Nut Cheerios Because I was thinking like do I You're in your 30s man I know

That's not a common occurrence to be fair Like I normally do wake up like a little bit early Or like I'll just like wait and have like proper breakfast Or lunch like later But like today I was like I don't know I need something I just didn't feel like making an egg Choked it not like a bird

He just you already even fucking chewing Just throat crushing it Damn Anyway We got Let's let's do one more VH Wait, V has come too,

wrote in Says hello Snark Tank crew Longtime listener First Time Question Asker Welcome If you're telling the truth I work at the airport

In Philly And my co-worker asked if he could Pay me to suck my dick We have had Only one conversation Before this interaction And I wanted to know

If you guys have had A similar situation Happened to you before No And if not What would you do In my situation? Wait, I'm sorry

I'm sorry. He's gonna give you money for you to suck for him to suck your dick He's gonna get paid and he's gonna get his dick suck that yes Oh, that's a double combo So you have a Are you homosexual? So you have a gay co-worker I think if this dude was homosexual He would have just done it and he wouldn't have posted about it

You know what I mean? Like good moral for just not Yeah This would have been silent There's something here man Like if he well Look if See if I was proposition like that I would decline and then I would take the story to you

guys but if I was somebody who was like accepting it would just stay with me you feel me right it would it would just so I think this person probably to and if you didn't do it you just probably wouldn't mention it in this way I mean I mean I've had I've had something like what do you mean I think you did it I think you think I think I think I will no I would what would what would you do what would you do what would you do like so wait you're saying you're saying because if I did it I wouldn't. So I'm very aware of projection. If I'm doing something that I perceive that would make me, that is kind of like a negative to my character or something like that against me, I'm not going to tell people about it. Right. But I think what's happening here is reverse, reverse psychology.

I feel like that doesn't work for it. I mean, it could be that. But I just feel like then you're a dumb person because now you're, you're putting it out there for people to even know that this situation happened. And then there's a possibility that you did do it. You could just be lying. It's a dumb thing to even put that out there into the ether. I agree. So it could be so this guy did it. This guy definitely did it. I mean, congratulations.

No, look, I've never had this happen. I don't even know where you would have to be for this something. I've had something similar, but it's still kind of propositioned? Not to like not. Not for this. Hold on. I've been proposition. Not like this. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I want to know about both of your guys propositions. Okay, you go first. I fucked one of my

pregnant friends. But that's like a different. That's not the same. But I even But even I said it's not I literally said Beginning with Why would you even talk It's so not even related to this

But I'm like I've been Propositioned before But like that's not even like Not even remotely I clarified that from beginning Like not even like This is so bananas I'd be like no

You know you know you said right now Like if someone asked you hey man You ever had seafood before And you're like well I mean It's not the same thing But I've had a cow You're like what the fuck Why did you even say that

I'd have reason I've had tuna before, I guess. Does that matter? Negro, we're not even talking about that. I want to know, did some dude come up to you and be like, I want to fucking suck you dry, homie? What's good? And I even, I was never. I've never been, like, nothing like that.

That has never happened to me. You said you've been. And if I have, you've been asked before. On two occasions, I've had a couple approach me at like a bar. At a bar. Twice. Okay. I was with my girlfriend, too.

So it was not like just me. How bold is that? It's crazy with a girl and like, hey. Yeah. Hey, you only shut up, bitch. Well, it was like literally, it was literally like come join us or whatever. And I was like, no. No.

Dude, I love that like. I want no part of this. I love that that that confident gay man. Like that stereotype is real. Yeah. So like when I make gay parodies or whatever, when we make them, there is a subgroup of these. dudes that are so, because you know how horny men are.

And then they're just like, hey guy. Yeah. What's good? And I'm like, well, I should say, I should say one was just a guy. And then the other one was like a couple. Okay. So it was like a couple approaching us too. Okay.

But like it was very, that was very weird. The swing or the couple, whatever you call it. That's weird too. Because I, for, I can't, I can't imagine. I can't imagine that at all. I can't imagine that. First of all, I can't imagine that as a premise. And then secondly, I,

I can't imagine that as a premise with complete strangers. With complete strangers. You know what I mean? Like, I don't trust you. You know, you're not going to fucking say. I would sooner do that with people that I knew.

Yes. But like, there's a chance you're going to get wrong. Yeah. I had somebody, I had somebody, it was technically, it wasn't like an in-person proposition,

but I had somebody ask me to like be their, like they wanted. The trouble? No, they wanted like, it was like a cuck thing. Like they wanted me to smash their girl. Yeah.

Yeah. And I remember being like, I'm not doing that. You're going to, like, pull a gun with a silencer up to the back of my head, well, right before you come leaving. I knew that they're going to be handcuffed. And then I'll think about it. I could never do that. I can never do that because I feel like for me that would destroy me so bad.

Like, if Lily asked like, hey, can I fuck some other guy? You'd be in a room. I'd be like, oh, great, we don't have to be together anymore. That's it. Why do I have to be there? You being the cuck is crazy. Like, why don't have to be there? But you being the cuck-er, I don't know what you call them, the person that's, the bull.

That's the bull. You mean the bull. Less crazy. It's in there like this. You burn this picture, dog. You just turn it into that shit. I can't even make myself like that. I feel like the human.

I'm not at this phase yet. I just look like, how do I get? It is genuinely. He looks like he's amazing. He looks like he just touched a ball of infinite wisdom. But he can't process it. The eye is. really would drive

The eyes What drives me crazy He's like He got madness Because like Without the eye Without the eye

This would look Like just like A very unfortunate Human being You know what I mean It's like Yeah he's like Unhealthy

He's like having a rough go He looks Farrow But the eye Makes him look He looks like There's um So there's this band

Called Meshugga Shut the fuck up I didn't say What kind of band That's this pop group There's this metal band There's a very funny response to this. I just to admit.

There's this band called venereal disease. But like there's a, it's, there's the lead singer. It's called them a sugar phase. And like the lead singer essentially is doing this, but without a lazy eye. He just doesn't. He even has elongated canines. He's not a person. They are much sharp.

Like I just like, because like, mine are little sharp, but not really. Mine are like slightly elongated, but that's, that's up. That is what a beast looks like. I just like that he has... I broke my other one. That's what a werewolf looks like. I just like that his jaw is so strong. Like he doesn't have speed, right?

But he has like superior jaw strength. So if he does get you, you cannot get out. He's like a pit bull person. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he just like, all right, he has the jaw strength of a snapping turtle. Fucking three billion PSI. Just as fast to, back. Three million.

You say three billion PSIs, are you said? I don't know what the fuck that is. That would shatter the planet and maybe a couple. That is insane. Fight into the Earth's core. Boom! This guy can do it. If anyone can do it.

He chooses cocky like bubble gum. Is this guy? I love this man. I want people to like do variants of this. Like get him with a fu-man shoe. An eye patch. Punished. What is this guy's name?

Punished rabid swine. Rabid sweet. Rabid sweet. No, it would have to be like like Negasween Negasween's a white man That this Notice how I really emphasize the E there

Yeah Negga Negasween is like a white version of this This is white That'd be like Negasween Hmm Is it implied that Ferrell Swin

Nega means you're the opposite race I'd assume so I don't think so Because races don't have opposites That's never how it works before Yes but shut up So you're ruining the fucking The image of it

Yeah Don't bring real real logic into fucking... Like is reverse flat? He's reverse flashed? Is it reverse flash black? No.

He couldn't be black. They would have killed him by now if he was black. Snark tank dot shop. No. No. Absolutely not. All right.

Let's get the fuck out of here. Coming soon. I hate that you turned it. As soon as he got the camera on me. Get this shit. They get this back. Coming soon. Snark tank dot shop.

I try to hit up this one guy. He's a... I found this artist forever ago where he made this like demonic Urkel Because remember we did that Urkel bit And like I don't remember the Urkel bit

You don't remember the Urkel bit? Well it was First it was the theme song It was the theme song Like Negro was hanging from several trees And then there was Steve being a nuisance

And then Carl at the end Killing him and then Oh did I do that Yeah so anyway Yeah so anyway it made me think of that This evil demonic picture of Urkel

And that artist I was like holy shit I wonder what that artist is up to And I messaged him Because I was like I would love to get some art done And if you saw it You guys would be like Oh that's awesome

But he hasn't gotten back to me yet Jesus Christ This fucking He's still here He scared you Oh man So yeah I guess we're gonna head the fuck out of here Yeah

We're gonna read our $25 and up Patrons now Remember you can joint. Oh, I never said fucking Patreon, whatever.

Oh yeah, Patreon. I got it. Patreon. com slash to start to that is crazy cool. So this is like, this guy dropped this

like in mid-2000s or something. I can't remember. So long ago, I remember having on like MySpace store. It was when you used to be able to have backgrounds in your,

your YouTube channel. Oh yeah. Yeah. This was like my background. Damn. You remember that? That's crazy. I forgot all about that.

I was, because I was, I started posting regularly in 2008 when I was just doing like guitar shit. Yeah, 8, 9, 10. was around that time.

Yeah. And then I think 11 or like late 10, they did the switch. They got rid of all this shit. They did the Google Plus. You remember Google Plus? You had to have the Google Plus. You had to have a Google Plus account.

Oh my God for YouTube. That totally, that feels so hard. That feels like in it. That's an actual eternity ago. It really is in Google Hangouts too. Like that was a normal thing. Yeah. I remember even in 2016, like I would be doing Google Hangouts.

Yeah. That's why I did Patreon hangouts. Right. Right. That's, man. Pre Discord. Very different platform. It feels just so different.

I hate it. Anyway, Patreon. I constantly, that's a Star Tank. If you want to join up over there, throw us a coin or two, jump into one of these tiers, we're going to read the $25 and up names.

Before I go, I do want to say, I don't normally do this kind of thing, but I don't normally have an experience like this. There's a game on Steam called mouthwashing, and it is one of the coolest, psychological horror games I think I've ever experienced, ever.

And it's like two and a half hours, like a perfect, like short runtime. Highly recommend it, not paid at all. It's just really cool. I think it's like $13 or something. For two hours? Yeah, I mean, it's like one of those things where it's like, it's, you know.

I'm putting on my wish list. I'm going to see if a catch on a lot. Yeah, catch it on a sale. It's very good. Okay. Small team, seven guys, I think. Wildly good. Yeah.

So, guys, no women. That's why it's so good. You can play a demo of Holston. That shit looks fucking, I haven't popped it up yet, but that shit looks cool as shit. What is it? I think I mentioned it before. It was like Holston? Holston?

Did I, did I not? If I'm saying this wrong, I apologize. This doesn't sound familiar to me. God damn it. I feel like I may have talked about this before, but there's a demo of it up right now on this shit. On the same? Yeah, I just like the, let me pull it up real fast,

so you can just see maybe you've seen this shit. So it's just like, come on, you fucking Steam app. It's so good. Steam app's really good, but it's, it basically when you're fighting, you see the art style, but like when you're starting to fight,

it goes in a first person. Oh, I think I have seen this. Like it goes in like first person. It looks kind of like Resonable 4. What's it called? Holston. Really? That's not.

Oh, oh, okay. All right. Yeah, and like, it's the demo's right. I haven't tried it yet, so, but I'm going to, I'm going to try it pretty soon. Why does it cost? It's not out yet, so it doesn't have a, it doesn't have a price. I'd probably, like, this shit looks cool. Small games probably about like 20.

Yeah. I like the, I've never seen, I've never seen anyone because you see, you see that fucking, like, that platform all the time, right? but I never see like it engage in the first person on that level. I was like it looks really cool. Yeah. You fight zombies and shit? It looks like zombies, some type of fucking creatures.

Zombies or black. Yeah, I think I saw that on like, there's also like, oh my God, what the fuck is that game? I keep seeing it on my timeline. I keep telling myself to like pay attention to it. But it's like, it's an FPS, but it's all drawn. And it looks crazy cool. But like I don't. Damn it.

I'll bring it up next time. I'm sure I'll see it again. Yeah. It's really fucking cool. It's got like, it's really weird. Anyway. I'm trying to like get like better footage of it.

It's just, it's not like, uh, it's like, it's like, it's like, goes to first person. Yeah.

That's such a cool idea. Yeah. I'm surprised I've never seen that before. Right. That's what I was like, that's cool. Yeah. I'm into it.

And there's also Marvel rivals tomorrow. So it's like, which I'm actually crazy. I'm fin of a bug. Oh my God. It revealed Wolverine. He looks insane. Does he?

You ever seen it? I don't know man that shit look dude I'll show you I'll show you right now I'm just kind of have to like accept for I'm just kind of going and it's like I don't know whatever it just look like fucking everything else

it does look like everything else yeah but I guess I guess I know what you mean the game looks really I've played it yeah so from the plate aspect it plays really well okay it's really cool it's free so I'll check it out yeah yeah yeah it's not like Concord where they're charging

what the hell's happening screaming Jesus Christ he can just turn his volume off I'm ready bitch. I don't like black people particularly, except for Storm, that bitch bad as fuck. What the hell he's all? Okay.

How tall is he? Definitely five, three. Is he like two nine? It looks not like smite. It's like smite. Come here, Edward. Black people steal. Why is he so fucking bulky? He is got a... He's broad. No, that's crazy, bro. No, Wolverine is... He weighs. He's your height.

And he's like 200 pounds. His head is like Oh, that's just his gigantic fucking broad body and then his head is like the size of his bones. He looks first of all the drip is insane. The drip's immaculate. But the thing he's like, because he's like 200 pounds

in your height, dude. I thought that was the bones. No, with the bones, he's like 300 pounds. What? He weighs less somehow? No, he's like 200 pounds. How can you weigh him with? No, but what I'm saying is like,

how can you weigh him without the bones? There is no wolverie without his bones What do you mean? Before he got the skeleton He was a he didn't have Oh he didn't have almost have a So he was Before he got the coding

Yeah So he was he was four foot one He was no At 200 pounds Yes Yes Chris He was 5 foot 4

He was 3 foot 6 And 5 under 5% He was 1 foot 2 He was 0 foot 7 He was 0 foot 12 Oh 10 0 foot 12 Negro, Bub.

I mean, let's go. Let's read the names. Count me down. Killing Negroes a barrage. Three, two, one. You're a rascal. Mr. Grinch. Mr. Beep.

Your moral code is bent. You sell cigarettes to children and you lace them all with fent, Mr. Gritch. It's good. I like that. That is so. bad. Tis the season.

Tis the season. It's weird. Like, I know, it's my birthday, but I forget that I, sometimes I also forget that it's also the start of December. It's weird. Like, I don't know. It feels gross in California, so there's always been a thing. It's all, it's also like uncharacteristically, like, it's nice out. Yeah. Like, I feel like even this time last year, it was

kind of cold. Well, it rained a fuck ton last year, though. That's why. No, it fucking didn't. It literally did. Of course, it's really anti-rain. Don't fucking lie to me like that, dude. I love the idea of people being like really, really, like, hyper defensive over things that really don't have anything to do with anything? I did that at Jojo on accident.

What did you do? You know the band, the neighborhood? Yeah. Yeah, for some reason. So they have that song. I only know one song of their sweater weather. Yeah. And I had no fucking clue the lead singer as a dude.

I had no idea. What? Yes. So all I am is a man. Blah, blah, blah with my toes in the sand. You know, it's too cold. So Jojo says, that's a guy. And we were driving to my homie's house.

And I'm like, shut the fuck up. I'm like, that sounds like a fucking chick. I had no clue. The song's been out for like literally a decade. That's crazy. I've masturbated that song so many times. You masturbating the music is crazy. Can you fucking imagine?

Yeah, specifically. You can imagine with the metal, I'm sure of it. No. That's crazy. I'm sorry to music. I would. Imagine running into somebody. Like you opened someone's door.

They're banging one out. Two penis music. He's like sweaty, hunched over one foot on the desk. I'm closing the door. Never speaking of that. That's too weird. I'm sealing that room. I'm sealing that room.

I got really, I got obnoxiously upset when Jojo said to me like, I don't know that. She was like, really? You didn't know that was a guy? Like, sounds like a guy to me. And I got like unreasonably upset. Happened to me a few days ago, too, actually.

I'm just like, you can't fucking tell me that the neighborhood. I was like anyone who's heard that song, the sweater, I know what to do because I've seen them live. But see, that's the thing. If you, the only way you would actually know it's a guy is if you knew that information. But if you just heard that song on the fucking radio, that sounds like a female saying. I guess somebody assuming it's a woman. Well, to me, it's just an obvious natural thing to assume it's a woman.

You wouldn't naturally assume it's a guy because that voice is, not like a male's voice in any way she performed. It's not even like a falsetto male. So what you do in a situation where you could have done? In that situation, I just, I kind of snapped a little bit unreasonably because when she said that like it sounds like a guy to me, it made me upset that I'm like, it almost made me sound like I'm stupid. Like, I'm the one who's stupid that doesn't understand.

You got offended. It offended your intelligence for no good reason. In a way that it was so silly. But I was like, don't fuck it. You can't sit here and tell me this sounds like a guy. Me and Lilligants had arguing. And I'm raising my voice. I said venereal disease.

I said venereal is not a real word. And I was like, yes it is. She was like, no, it's not. What are you mean? Vanier.

Because she didn't know. She never heard the real disease. She never heard about VD. She never, because people don't use that shit very often anymore. That's, but she was just like, it's a venerial.

She's like, you're like vaginal. Like, venereal. She knows. And then she was like, what's a venerial disease? I was like,

well, pretty much any STD from my mistake. I can be wrong. I think there might be a nuanced difference, but I'm pretty sure it just means STD. And we got into an argument, and I was like, Lillian,

I know I'm right about this. I've heard it so many times. Like, I've heard this so much. She's like, no, it's not true. We can't accomplish it all the time

because of the fact that obviously I'm insane and I get fucking, I have half knowledge about things sometimes, which is true. That's not a fucking thing for her to be like crazy about. But I was like, I know this. I know this phrase.

It's real. And she was like epitome, right? People say epitone. That's a bridgeway of people saying it It's not always epitome No yes they do Yes they fuck don't do this right now

Chris I personally haven't heard anybody It's pronounced it that way And if they did I'd probably want to slap them People say it It's not common Particularly in the way in America People say epitome here is wrong

Based on the fact that epitome Is the way we say it over here But epitome is a real Fucking phrase It's very real Okay I don't have the energy To me you would just have to show me an example

And I believe you You know like if I've heard like a British person reading out epitone and that's how they say it. I'd be like, okay, fine. Are you thinking of epitaph? No, epitone. All right. We're, it's like to me, it would be like saying like Antigone instead of Antigone. Yeah. Like I'd be like, no, it's not Antigone. Or a spartomy. I think it's like, it's like, it's just not right. I, I agree that it's just the wrong when people usually say it. Like I, I'm not the common factor in this at all. You know, but I'm not alone. Let me, I will, I'll give you Kerenus by saying, so I was watching some Origin, Dragon Age Orions.

And then so we say Corifius. But this British guy was saying Coraphias. And so that's the way this British nigga was saying. And I'm like, well, I'm not going to, I can't be like, is he saying it wrong? I'm like, that's maybe just how they say it in Britland. Yeah, I don't know. Fictional names and stuff like that for me. It's like, whatever.

My favorite d'nese setting area is like, say however you want. The writer is like, Seer, Say, Sierra, Sierra, whatever. Whatever you want to say it like that. I don't care. This is a fantasy world. Suck a dick. It's like, all right. It's like Maco and Mako, like for a long time.

Yeah. I used to say, Maco? Yeah, on Final Fantasy. Seven. You know, there's one that I don't accept, though, which is funny. Is people say data instead of data. Because it's one of those things where it should technically, by the rules of English, it should be two T's to be data.

Right. It should be two T's. So it's just data. Some things, there's exceptions to the rules like doxing and boxing. Right. The reason why people put two X's a lot of times because they think you need to double it up because of the rules of English

but I'm like no, it's like boxing. Instead of, you know, like in the rules of English it technically it should be boxing. Bo because it says one thing. Because the vowel consonant vowel usually gives it the hard sound. Yeah, so you need to double things up to give it the shorter thing.

But anyways, so it's just something, so people say data a lot and I'm like, it's supposed to be data. So I say bicycle now. Data, data, data, data, I think it's funny. I say data. Data is right.

And it sounds better to me. I say data most. There's sometimes we're like, like a conversation like if a sentence I feel like sentences sound better sometimes if you say data but it's like very rare I say bicycle now actually

because I think it's funny if you're getting mad at it yeah that makes me mad go please go I don't want to think about that anymore my bicycle my tricycle my tricycle okay it's Emma flexing being a day one listening like a destiny veteran flexes playing the D1 beta while sharing an opinion Tom Sweeney crushing

elderly Hispanic ladies like soda cans because they accidentally said Negro the color around him. Negro. Me and my swagger out. Slamming a nun. Slamming a nun with Hulk Hogan's crusty hot dog legs.

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Gay whole fister by gain. Gain instead of Hayes Soul Sister by train. I would have never figured that out. No, that was terrible. That was terrible. I never would have figured that out. He wrote it in parentheses. He wanted to make sure we figured it out.

Because there's no way I would put that. Gayhole business. It's so good saying. It's so stupid. I also somehow feel like that's not the first time I've heard that. I don't know why. That's very funny. Sween reading is what racists think DEI is.

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Kid Flash as an adult. Kid Flash as an as an adult is still referred to as Kid Flash. Christopher Maldenato. No, he's not. No, he's not. I mean, if he refers to him that way, then he is. Technically someone is, but not unanimously. Literally call Wally West, Wally West.

This is why it blows my mind that everybody, that there's ever somebody, that there's ever an argument in like, well, no one's stupid enough to believe that. Clearly, there's at least one. Yeah. So what you say right now is I still refer to him as kid flash. That's how you describe things correctly. Well, that niggas is a retard. He would, and then I would.

And then you're retarded in tangent. No, but then I would say, he would say I refer to him as, so I would say he's still referred to as kid flash. Yes, there you go. And that would make it correct. Yes, there you go. If you do the accent, I will, if you don't do the accent, I will sue you. The black of the.

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Ooh, child. I played the East Coast and then somebody put a gun in my fucking bag. Ooh, child. It's sad. He died like that. He didn't have to. going off to Vegas. Gids,

RFK personally wants to put a worm between Swin's tooth gap. That really sucks. I feel bad because he was a good dude. Squirt word. Like he just, he played gangster, man. Don't, don't play gangster

when you're not gangster. Could have just been fucking philosopher and wanted to do thug life. Squirt word. Breaking Trump's breaking. Trump appoints Kid Rock

to lead Department of Foreign Affairs. That would suck. That doesn't sound surprising. That would be terrible. Hey, man. We're fucked. Everyone is just too scared of us doing anything right now anyway. So, like,

evil Derek. Evil Derek is called specific white woman. Evil Derek is, wouldn't that be nega? Negad Eric. Maybe like evil, like evil times when he loves the gay. Udala lily,

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Dragons are real A fucking ice wall Ice wall fucking theory That shit is so cool I wish it was real A lot of these crazy people have a really great idea for fiction Yeah

Yeah To shame These people would just If they harness their creativity Into like creating these worlds instead of trying to the problem prove that they're real it would be so cool they don't have

people that have the intelligence like the imagination now to create something like that don't have the intelligence to be like I should put it in this direction because now when people have that mentality they get echo chambered about a bunch of thousands of other fucking chimps that have like that it's like yeah maybe ice water it's like no that shit is

a cool ass idea I'm dragging the shit being just along a bend of the world but it's like no man the thing that upsets me is that that the ones at the top, they realize at a certain point that all the shit that they know is fake and then they just keep saying it

because they're getting paid too much money. The thing is like, oh, here, funnel money to go to the ice wall. You can go to Antarctica. Fucking Jay Weinberg, you know, Max Weinberg's son, just did a trip to fucking Antarctica. And you could do it. And then they just don't because

they're getting paid too lucratively at a certain point. All they would do is just like make them realize, oh, it's not real. That's what happened with the... You can't get paid. beyond iceball because of the fucking the Jews. That's what I'll show and start doing. I'll start doing that shit. He was like, oh, we're going to, we're going to take back the country. Then everyone's like, let's do

we're ready. And he's like, oh, hold on second. Then he would just do a new episode. Hey, everybody, I didn't say anything like that last time I was going. And then three months later, we're getting ready to take back. And then he's like, oh, no, no, I'm just kidding. Yeah. And I was like, that's, I like, why are they suing me so much? I didn't do anything. Why they're assuming me? I'm going to ask Onion if I can have a, if I at least be its new host. Can I have it? Cardboard pie, long time question asker, first time listener. That's insane.

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Guys may gape me But I can gape guys Oh Chris, Marissa Tomey You have the same birthday Really? Yeah Marisa Tomei Yeah I know Jay Z has my birthday

too. But pretty stusted at a birthday man. That's a weird one. Mercantomi, I feel like I'm surprised that I didn't know that. I love Murson Tomey. Sweeney catching a bullet with his tooth gap. God damn. Man, they're really hammering in.

Chatsu's wife isn't canon and is a doll. At the door, I can't escape it. Svichy the kid, she's picking on my pippa. Sweeney grunts like Shannon Sharp when he gets out of bed. Sweeney flosses with his own piss I'm here just so I know get killed Straight out pre-K Silly black named Nice Cube

Star Coffee I'm white but my dad left after going to prison twice Can I say it? Chris was right American dad is pretty funny Roger's not as annoying as you say I don't know Transfam Gremlin Yush Sween is just Derek in his Zarbon monster form That's so stupid. Derek, put that down.

Derek, put that down. That's the Zarbon monster form of me. I'm going to finish when I started. Zarbond monster form is crazy. Republicans actually running Weinstein Cosby for the 28, 2028. Craig the Canadian verily said the molester. It's your boy, Shawnee D. Service Agent.

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I really have no idea. Sure, though. I'd be okay with it. Fly-Leaf's second album, Memento Mori is way better than their first album. Would recommend, Obi-Won-Shu-Blo-Me. Waiting for the Sween-Hunting tier, I want his pelt. Kremlin to Gremlin, 50 cents. to 50 cent blood in my piss

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because you guys use a no-no word? I've noticed this. I actually noticed this years ago when I comment on people's YouTube videos, it doesn't let it doesn't, I'm like shadow band in that way. I used to not be. and like I noticed that like every time I would comment on like people that I know by the way like people who would like interact with my stuff no likes at all which is like

I'm not expecting like thousands of likes but certainly certainly three and you're probably one of the many people that have like one of those check marks yeah I am yeah so I'm like hmm something's up maybe they don't like you Chris I doubt that you should probably think about it harder

no I refuse I refuse except people may not like me fuck that No, it's not about, like, I believe that that's probably fair, but like it just doesn't, like, the law of averages doesn't make sense. Like, it makes no sense that that comment wouldn't be noticed by at least two other people. Right. You know, even just a reply that says, get the fuck out of here.

You know, like, not even that. It's weird. It makes no sense. What do you think, Ravenous Sween? Oh, you don't say. Interesting. Interesting. Fascinating.

I hate that, Derek. I hate how much fun you're having with it. I just can't, I can't properly express how much I love that. He's really going to get a kick out of Zee in this. It's just, it's, I wish something, I wish something, I would way rather this happen than when that Rip Marcus thing happened. I'd way rather have a sketch, a fucked up sketch of me that looks like, it looks like me, but me just. But not you? Not me.

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Area code maybe, but even that's kind of weak. The piss one is the funny. The piss one's a funny. It's a good one. The Zarbon one is good too. I can't wait for the next Bulge Gate 3 update to, fuck Astarians tight hole again while Will watches.

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Rapey. Go home, Steve. He's like, no, I'm going to keep raping me to you. I forgot about that. That is so stupid. I told you to stop raping you tea Carl's like Why would I do that?

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