The Snark Tank - #284: Scam Tuah

Episode Date: December 9, 2024

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A dollar tree And I bought a bunch of bullshit And like candy Because it's like so cheap And I was like I don't need none of this As I'm putting it in my basket I don't need none of this I don't need any of this

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And, you know, buy the merch. Ew. Starktank.com. Shop for merch. I have a design that's about to go, well, not about to go live, but it's about to be pretty much done that I'm pretty excited about. So you autistic and afraid Oh, sick, sick, sick, I got the Nice So that'll be up by the time

Probably by the time Definitely by the time Free Feets hear this And so You know the winner of the contest we did? Yeah So like there was a weird thing going on On our website

Where the trucker hat Like dude wants trucker hat Right? They got that won And then the Colors were just like not available I was like Huh

I was like do I just need to enable some but like there was only there was like two or three enabled and then when I went in to make more there was nothing it was nothing there was nothing there. I don't know if it's a thing at their warehouse. It's something's a problem. Oh weird. The thing was I was like oh I didn't reach out to this guy and long story short because he said oh if you can't do that just I'll just do a scumbag shirt was it cool but the thing is when I went to put in his address for the shipping he was so matter of fact about just putting here it is here it's that but I'm like okay when I put it in there's There's the exact same number and name, but a road and a street.

And I'm like, oh, my God, guy. Because the first email, he just forgot to put his address ad entirety. And then he replied with it. And then now I'm like, oh, my God. I was just like, I need to just send this thing. It's been forever. I'm being bullied on this job. Thank you for being awesome, though.

I love it. No, he's great. There's more info friend. That's it. It was also just my like since the since you are more in charge of the email, I just forget. Like because I could have followed up a while ago. Yeah, yeah. And I was like, gee, I want to, I got that done.

Don't worry about it. No, it's, I'm, it's in, it's burning my brain now because I just, I want to, I'm going to. I didn't know, I didn't know that was the case. I didn't look into that. My apologies. Well, because I was handling it. So it was, you weren't supposed to do it. But I just forget that it's a thing.

Like, when I check my business email, I'm like, it's a routine. And I forget. both starts, I was like, it, it hit me last night. I was like, oh my goodness.

It was exactly. Yeah, it was that exactly. I fucking, see that edit of, finding Christian's wife or whatever? No.

So, douchebag, he does some of the clips. Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah.

And I mentioned, like, seeing it live on sacred and he spliced the clips along with he super opposed Gus exploding. Over it?

Yeah, that's pretty cool. That was good. You did scream. You talking about you screaming, you scream. It really was so shocking to me. You yelled. I was like, holy shit, man.

Really? It actually was. When you got the bug on stream and you yelled to the point of the stream failed? Oh, yeah, that's right. When Lacey fed me a bug, that's right. Ugh. Yeah. I haven't talked to her since.

Haven't reached out since. You see that she appeared again? Yeah, she's back on. Yeah. Is her how London? Yeah, she spawned. She was like, yo, I'm fucking, I'm certified. this and I'm doing I was like yo you've been like grinding quietly and then like

it was like spawning like a whole like establishment where she's actually doing useful things yeah that was cool shout out to her man you don't usually see that a lot of times it's unfortunately like oh they're dead or on drugs somebody like when you ever heard for someone a long time and then like something bad well yeah she's been in school for a while right of course no but I'm happy it's uh she's back yeah that's cool good and she was definitely one of the she was one of the, what would you call, I guess, people call that shit bread tube. She was probably like, probably OG OG. OG and one of the few ones that finally understood that, hey, maybe I should, maybe I could talk to

some of these people, you know, like, she was like, maybe I should like, maybe I should, I know why you did a Mike Tyson impression. I just want, like, that was like, Mike Tyson and Jay Leno, like, hit each other to see. I couldn't nail. I was like, I was actually going for Jay Leno and I was like, that didn't come out, right? It was the list. You added a list. I totally did, did I totally did that.

I'm gonna bite a Veroff. He is real delicious. I'm gonna punt his face off. If I was 20-year-old, Jake Paul would a fucking died of him. I would have killed that motherfucker. I would have beat him until he's flat. Fucking May-Lycin.

Classic fella. Yeah. Yeah. What a champ. He's dead now. It's a shame. That is disgusting. Who?

May-Lison. That hybrid. It is gross. It's like the worst Dragon Ball fusion you could possibly imagine. It's like Mike Tyson and Jay. Mike Tyson today. And Jay Leno today. Oh, my.

Is this an ineffective creature? Do you think you can draw May license? I can't possibly. That's supposed to be Jay Leno and it's barely Jay Leno. Yeah, that actually looks like that, um, uh, Dilbert dude. Like, it's the other guy in Dilbert kind of. I don't remember that guy. He kind of has like clown hair.

I remember. I remember so little of Dilbert. Oh, my God. I do remember that. It kind of looks like him a little. You actually, let me see if I can just. The guy who invented Dilbert's a psycho. That guy sucks.

He's extremely racist. He's so funny. It's so funny, though, because you imagine him drawing these little characters, just shouting slurs at himself. I just, I can't imagine. I couldn't believe it. Is Dilbert kind of the basis where they got family guy from? Is that some sort of connection there? No, I don't think so.

I don't think there's any connection. I mean, family guys from a pilot that Seth McFarland did for Cartier Network a long time. It looks, it looks similar to me. It's just a guy in a tie. It's not really. Well, particularly like Dilbert and a little feller. I don't know Dilbert's a little feller. Oh, it's his boss is what I'm thinking of.

It's a little fella. I'm thinking of his boss. He has a dogfeller? He has a dogfeller? It's not even a joke. His name's dogbert. I believe that, yeah. It didn't even register to me as a joke because it was too stupid.

Like you would have said, you would have said, dog N-word or something. So here's his boss. And they look at your drawing. Oh, yeah. It's not exactly, but I see what you say. It's too overexposed. Maybe on that side? Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, cut back and forth between the cameras. Look, it's Dalbert and then it's me. Like, there's just a, like, the eye. eyes and like, yeah, there's a little bit of a, except mine's got his brain exposed. How bad is that? Like, how bad is having your brain exposed? Bad. Like, how bad, though?

I mean, I mean, under a controlled environment, I guess it wouldn't be too bad. Like, in brain, they do open brain surgery sometimes or the people are slowly. Do they do the spoon? They do the spoon on the head? I've heard that, I don't know, this is one of those things where I could, I should probably Google it, just to see if it's true. But it said that, oh, you don't. feel

physical pain on your brain like say for like say nerve ending say yeah so if you got stabbed in your brain like you wouldn't feel

the knife in your brain you would feel the knife going through your skull for sure you would for sure feel that and to me that always sounded

kind of absurd but now when I taking TRT I was actually surprised that when you're jamming the needle in your muscle like

like when it's going through the tissue I don't feel anything. You don't feel anything anymore? That kind of freaks me out. Well, it's just, one time I saw David Blaine doing that trick where he was putting like a needle

or a screwdriver through his arm and I was like, that looks like agony. And I think really the trick is the only agony, the agonizing part is truly, is, yeah, when you start tearing the skin. Yeah, he likes it. I'm such a pussy with this stuff.

Okay. Like, it doesn't make me queasy or sick. Like, I'm not going to throw up. Yeah. But like, I hate, like, whenever I have to go get, like, blood work done, I get fucking Oh, that shit's life for me, bro. I get livid. Like, I shake

with anger because I hate... You're mad that they're taking your blood? This is mine! Well, A, yes. But also, I hate this and just the exposed nature of it. It's like, here, here's my vital part. And then they're just like tightening it. And then I'm so, like, vascular.

You're just so easy, though. Yeah, dude. I'm chunky. You can't seem like... Like, they're like, uh, they're like, uh, they might as They got a whole ass fucking thing zero gauge. They got a zero gauge fucking like just to, we're going to get it one way or another. I don't like the imagery of it. Like there's something about looking at it,

go into my skin and into my vein that like makes me like, it feels wrong. I feel like a caprice on. It's the kind of show when you realize, it's the kind of show when you realize like, oh shit, my memories could all be wrong. It's like that way you're like,

oh, I'm so much less than I think I am. Right. You assume you're so much more than you like, think about like humbling in a not beautiful way i just look i look i look the only part is the it's why i wish uh joj is horrible with needles like she can get blood drawn but she won't like because i was like hey could you help me just jabbed it because i i'm one of those people that do it the worst way possible i do it slow because i need to be in a control i need to here's thing no so like

when it when it comes to like certain things like that i need to uh of course when the nurse is doing it go right ahead they've done it a thousand times i don't care but like myself, the pain comes from if you accidentally nick a, like a vessel. Yeah. Or like, say, like a vein. Because you can because that shit. The vein has so many nerve endings. Oh, I hate it.

I hate it. I hate it. When I'm like in my, because I do it in my shoulder. And then so every once in a while, you kind of like, and I get so angry. I get angry. But I'm pacified as a human, I think. I think like something happened. I just made me like.

I just get mad. It's more of like I'm mad that I didn't because I do it around You do it relatively in the same spot each time So you kind of know where your veins are So I'm like okay everything's cool right here And you yeah every once in a while needle just a little woohoo And then you're like put it straight in your balls I thought he's like you put TRT like right in your testicles

I mean I wish The idea is I'm just They just start getting bigger and like yeah Do you know you can actually You know one time I got freaked out because I got some in my veins. And I was like, oh my God, what's going to happen? And they're like, nothing.

But the thing is, it's just like if you've ever had anything injected in your veins like iodine, like if you've ever done a, you can do a CT scan with iodine so you can map your shit better. You immediately taste it, right, the iodine. So it's like, and you feel it almost like metal-y-same. I hate that. I've never thought about this. I'm metabolized shit real quick. It's crazy. So when I got a little TRT because it's in seed oil, you immediately.

You immediately tasted. Tase it. Can you imagine? Dude, it's just semen this entire time. They're just ejecting cum into you. It makes you stronger. First of all,

I'd be like, wait, couldn't I just do my own? I don't understand. How does this work? No, you can't recycle. It's broken.

It's overpower. Oh, you can't do that. You can't like the roll. There's like RPG elements. There's like, like stipulations. I think Christian was doing that for a while,

actually. I'm not even joking. I swear, I swear, right. And I hate, made my eye twitch. You're right. Well, you brought up the cum drinking. But that's funny. That was me. That was my fault. Oh, yeah. That's true. It's my fault. I guess makes that it was funny until I started thinking about. You got us mixed up facing the other one.

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And the kid being like, uh-uh. Yeah, I don't know I don't I just don't like being in a compromise position like that Because I feel Because I might My

I catastrophize everything So like I'm sitting there Sometimes and I just wonder like What happens if this person decides to just become the Joker right now? And then you're done Start pulling your mains Or just like what if they just do that And then they're like

Actually I don't care And then they just like Wiggle it around like that You know what I mean? Oh, man. That's where my brain goes. I like stare at them. Really?

Like the nervous dog? Like the dog that saw the mountain lion or the bobcat and it's just like... That video is crazy. There's a video for those of... I mean, there's no way you're familiar with this. But there's a video on Twitter of like this... I think there's this family with a dog and then it's a dog playing with a cat or like kind of like standing next to a cat while it's playing with the owner.

And the cat is clearly a fucking like mountain lion or a bobcat or a subcat or something. It's like a young mountain lion. Like that's a little kid killer. Yeah. And I've the dog looks so good. It's one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. Because it is such a stare. Where you see the whites of a dog's eyes. You know something's like yeah. Yeah. Something's wrong. What makes it funny is I feel like they're so, they're so oriented by us that that that shit that humans do when something's bad but they don't want to say anything. Right. Yeah. Yeah. You know how many times I've done that to Chris at parties and something goes wrong? And I'm like, yeah.

Yeah. You've seen, have you seen this person just slam this on the net? That's such a universal experience of just like if some bullshit like somebody's somebody at the table is like mean to a waitress or something. And you're like. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Interesting.

I'm curious. I can't wait to do that next. I can't wait to do it. If everyone's doing it. I haven't seen some pretty cool videos like. Yeah. It's like that Karen shit, you know, like people have those videos. Oh, yeah.

And this one was just like this fat, drunk redneck dude just yelling at his wife and one of those small little booths. And then he like, he threw something at her. I think I saw that. He probably saw that. And I was like, it was, I was just, I was like, if this guy does this in public, dude, he's fucking doing stokehold stunners. Oh, yeah. If he's a rock bottom. He's a menace in private.

Like, I'm the person that, like, I will cause a scene. I think it's funny. Lily, because Lily hates that. Oh, you'll do it for the, I'll do it for the fucking laws. I get it, yeah.

Well, then all it does is make the situation way worse even when I get home. Like, like on paper, it's extremely stupid, but it gets me a laugh in the moment. Is it,

is that, was it worth it? It's never been worth it. Oh, well, that's, it's never been worth it because right after the laugh,

after getting a car to this woman. It's, it's not worth it. I mean, usually it's like, but it's funny. It's, but usually you continue to do it if it's worth it.

You're putting up with their bullshit is worth the meme or whatever. I just like upsetting her. I like being, I like making people not happy. So like it's a worth, I guess, I guess in a sense, in a cosmic sort of way,

yeah. So, okay, so you're starting to realize that you, it is worth it because you keep going back for more. And then she's like, why the fuck we do that? I'm like,

I had fun. I had fun. I had fun. I remember truly started a scene. I think the most I've done was pretend to be a dickhead by a summoning like a server like I don't think they actually heard me but you're close enough to where you start clapping and going garson you say yeah like garson that's crazy and then you know like what the fuck are you doing and it's like what that's insane like but I feel like they're close the gaslight

is crazy too far enough away to where I don't think they heard right right it's like it's just for you yeah yeah I I don't know I'm so I want to avoid any kind of public scene I all the time If I could go through life completely unnoticed, the ideal. Yeah. You chose the wrong profession, friends. Yeah, that is very true. I didn't intend for this. This is entirely a mistake.

How funny is that? I'm the same way. However, there was for a long time, I wanted, all I wanted to do was just be in a band and go on tour. And then you're just on stage in front of like hundreds of people or whatever. Yeah. I have serious stage right too.

I have really bad. You guys noticed it in a live show. I was freaking out of the beginning. No, I didn't because I was sick. Oh, you were dying. I was sick. I was freaking out a little bit, but the reason why I didn't bitch is because you were dying.

Do I why you were like, shit and, like, on your back and I had a drip down your fucking... He just slums up and splat down. A little bit, hit the fucking the, the, the projector. Yeah, so what's going on? Nothing. Ignore the shit.

I think that would get you over your stage fright. Like, that would be so distracting. That would give me something else. I think you would be like confident after that. Like, literally nothing. worse could happen now. I am,

unless someone came and sexually assaulted you while I was shitting myself. That's so vile, man. Because that's an animal. Yeah. That's not an animal. That's a demon.

That's a creature. That's this guy. If you're shitting yourself, and then somebody comes up here, you know what? In fact, this works better. Yeah.

I was going to leave you alone until you started shitting yourself. He's got like so sex craze from like, They were sitting in the audience and then they couldn't contain their level of horniness to where they have to jump you now. He doesn't rushes me and he's breaking through everybody. He's just like juggernaut fucking just rampaging through people. And it's like, oh, this guy's going to rape my shitting ass. That sentence is crazy.

Oh, dude. What a stupid fucking show. There's not really much to talk about really, right? Like, there's like, what do we have? Like, there's what we, I think we briefly talked about the CEO. Oh, yeah. But more stuff has come out about it. So we got murked in Midtown Manhattan.

We did talk about that. Dude had to silence her and everything. The funniest thing about this has been, A, the universal just call out who gives you shit. Like, no one, no one cares at all. That's great. the police are talking about it on like interviews and they're like yeah man dude's a professional he handled this stuff immaculate they're complimenting him it's so good funny that this is real

I love it yeah so I watched a little bit of Phil DeFranco on the way here and he was doing a little follow-up and mentioned that worst time for anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield or whatever the fuck they announced that in a few states, they're not going to fully cover anesthesia. Like depending on what it is, the length of it, and what the procedure is.

And at that point, people started circulating the CEO of that insurance company. And then the funny thing is, look, man, I love that Philip did this because the way he was talking about it, it was like,

yeah, people seem like, you know, and things are, this is probably going to like start something, The way he was talking on it, it was like, he's so, go, he's so bored. He's so, like, he didn't say anything. He's stoking a flame.

Positive about it, but you can tell by the way he's matter of fact in it. It's like, there's things that he could have left out if he didn't want to have other people. Almost on like a dog whistle. Right, right, right. And I was like, let's go. Did you see that like he had like words written on the shell casings too? No. I think it was like denied, defend, depose or something.

I don't know. Oh, so. Yeah. Thank you. So it wasn't because I was, I was going to be, like, I would have been deflated. It was a fellow. If it was like, well, no, no, if it was one of those things where that guy was like involved with the mafia and then he was just, it was a hit. Because it would have deflated things a little bit.

A little bit. I'd be like, oh, man, like, oh, we're all happy. He still got murked, but it's, it didn't, it wasn't vigilante justice. I don't give a fuck what anybody says. To me, this is justice. Like, this is when you, these evil people that are literally killing people by denying people health care. Look, that's kind of the thing is ultimately, it's like we have this tendency to like, we understand that like a person who goes on a bus and stabs a kid for singing epic rap battles of history. That's not a great person.

That's awful. Right. That's a really shit. I understand, but it's a terrible thing to do. Right. But we have this tendency. It's like, oh, well, if you do it indirectly and you're wearing a suit and you do it because it's a fiduciary obligation. should do a shareholder, then it's like fine.

Yeah. Like that dude's got bodies. Like a lot more than this hitman probably has. Like statistically. Yeah, absolutely. So to me, I'm just like, I look at it and I'm like, well, I mean, I'm not going to feel bad for it, certainly. Not even a little bit.

I literally subconsciously said it. I didn't even mean to say that. But like, I, uh, no, how could you, how can you, how can you, how can you are fucking evil first. So I could give a fuck. By just by the definition of their nature in this capitalist society, when you have a profit incentive over the lives of people.

It's like what do you what did you think was going to happen? Yeah. What the fuck you like we obviously we see how other developed nations are with their single payer health care. The fucking universal health care that we understand that's how it has to be handled. Yeah. It just it that's it you will you're allowing it's like brain. You know you like say like if you you know if there's like a coyote infested area and then

you just throw pieces of steak on the ground everywhere and you're surprised that coyotes are fucking all over the place terrorizing your area. Yeah. Why is this happening? You're like, I'm surprised it took this long for something like this to happen. We're all kind of surprised. Like I was like, oh shit.

And the thing to me is like, look, I generally my feeling is if things descend into violence, it's like a bad, that's really destabilizing. It's not ideal for that to happen, right? But what for me, the way that I think about this is like, it is, it's good that they should know. They should know that people don't care. about them. You know what I mean? They should know that there's no empathy from your average person towards these people. They should know, they should be a lot more afraid to say the shit that they say. Right. And they've been kind of off the fucking rocker lately. Who is that like villain that was

saying like, oh, don't buy toast or what was it or your avocado? Do you remember that villain with the mega mind forehead? Yeah, yeah. He was like just like, it was just stereotypical villain. And those people. And look, you're, you're a little bit more. modest than I am. I'm very much on the side of like vigilante justice. We're irration. I wouldn't say irrational because the thinking is rational. These people are ruining people's lives

and destroying many families and communities. Yeah. And so I'm like, well, yeah, they're the actual problem. Get rid of them. I like say, we talked about this on the podcast before. I would have no problem with January 6th if it was about the right, if they were

for the right reasons. For the right reasons. Not they fake ass stole the election. That That's so annoying. I agree. I agree with you, right, that I think at a certain point we can't allow people to just do evil and kind of be okay with it. You know, at a certain point, because a certain point, you're like, you're letting it happen if you're not standing against it. Yeah. And I think, like, that is a real serious thing.

I think Americans are too fucking stupid to aim ourselves the right way. Yeah. So I think what happened is shit like this will happen. And then it'll incentivize someone that's a complete fucking retard to kill somebody. They don't have to kill it all. That is the problem. Yeah. It'll be like, Taylor Swift ruined my life.

And you're like, well, no. You're right. You're right. Or no. You're right. But that's the reason. And then we'll go and we'll vote for people that don't have the rights of your rights in hand. They don't care about making your life better.

You know, that's why, like, I agree. Like, if there were, if, like, if I had the chance to have the power to do, like, the shit to, like, really. I'm not a fucking creature. You're going to be the hardwired. My opening them up. If you, you know, you're, yeah, you guys, know, you guys are right. I agree, though. Fuck, fuck him.

Fuck him. Hey, bro. dude did it with finesse, bro. I would have given him, I would have given him a triple S from Devlin McRod. You know, like I would have, he got away on like a city bike or something.

Stylish. Like to into Central Park. Super stylish. Superb Supreme. He had a silencer that jammed and he immediately unjammed it. Like the cops were fawning over this guy. Yeah.

Which was like, oh my God, I want to tell you. I get minorities like that. And then his meeting, the meeting that he was going to, apparently did not get delayed. That's awesome. Which is, by the way, perfect example for it.

Apparently, they stepped over as a body. And shareholders, the, what do you call it, the stocks. They went up by 10%. And they went up because it's like, oh, great, we have to pay this dude salary. We don't have to pay this dude salary. It's more eyes on us. This is great. This is actually a great.

I hated that asshole, by the way. You know, like, I'm sure that some of them were thinking that too. I'm sure. Fuck that guy. He wouldn't promote me. This is fantastic. So it's all aboard. Even some of the evil people are benefiting from this is hilarious.

And we, I look, you guys are right about the misplaced anger. That's definitely going to happen. But I was just thinking about when we talked about what happened in Puerto Rico with the guillotines or something like that. Right, right. That's just like I just, I yearn. I'm one of those people that have been so disappointed that could you guys step on my side? Not, not, not violence, but when say Bernie got snubbed. Yeah.

Okay, we can't go forward. No, no, no, no. we're not going to, we can't, we're not going to vote for anybody else. This is the guy. Yeah, yeah. Instead of the, I was like, I've always hated the lesser two evils. I thought it was being mature this time by step, putting that aside and be, let me join the rest of the world. And I'm going to vote for the lesser two evils because of things like the Roe v.

Way being overturned. Yeah. But now I feel more validated with the outcome of this election where I'm like, these people did no favors for us for voting for the lesser two evils. And now I'm more on the point, okay, we're not voting for evil anymore. We got to, we got to put in a. fucking person. I do, I like the, the, the, you're idealistic, you know, you're I just want, I want people to fucking vote for the best interest. I, I have, I just want, I have the problem where I want to, I, because I've grew up watching superheroes. So I'm like,

I'm tired of seeing people like choose people that are objectively not the good choice. I'm sick of it. Like it's like, why am I not choosing a good person? Yeah. But you, that's not how you, that's not how you move in a real world, but it should be able to be done. It should be the real world, but it's not. Because you have to change systems from inside, you know. Like you got to go inside system and change it yourself. On that point.

That's how you actually really make a real serious change. But it's not fast. That's not a fast moving thing. It's very slow and a lot of people just end up changing. We don't have the gusto to do it, you know. You know what? What you said, to your point when you said change the system from within, I was talking to Jojo and one thing that's like, okay, I think this time,

all of those people were comfortable making a lot of money who were being political punts on Twitch or YouTube or anything like that I feel like it's really time for them to put up or shut up where they should get involved in the government Oh 100% sure yeah I think at this point it's like bro like stop Nothing's gonna get better if you guys just sit there And then criticize the fucking assholes who are actually

stepping up and doing shit But one thing people need to take more accountability For that 100% across the board And the left in general we need to stop The decorum shit needs to stop Stop being pussy ass Whoa But the decorer needs to stop we need to stop acting

Like we got to go there and meet them in a better place. Because it doesn't matter how it we've all thought this for a long time. It doesn't matter what you laugh at. It doesn't matter what you say. It matters what you do. What you do is the most important thing.

And people need to start doing what's right. Do it. Do it or get popped. You mean like when you, you mean like when you, uh, walking on the street jerking off at night? Hey man.

I was completely alone. I didn't bother anybody. Listen. Yeah. Like I, I'm very much like in that. It's so illegal. I bothers me so much how illegal that was.

So the Puerto Rico thing where they wheeled the guillotine up They didn't use it They didn't use it They didn't use it but like they showed that they were like Yo, we're fucking serious And that's what I want really Is I want us to show that we're serious And this is this was a step that was like

Beyond some people's comfortability But it showed that people are fucking serious And so to me it's just like I don't support just want and violence But yeah you should be afraid If you're like If you financially benefit from like Literally killing people

on mass. Yeah, you should be fucking afraid. And they've been sitting like, oh, look at a little hard fucking money. You can't buy another fucking brain, my guy. You can't buy a second life, dude.

Good luck. Yeah. What was your, I wonder what's preexisting conditions were. Like, I could give a fuck about this guy. So you know what? Cheers. Whoever you are?

I saw some people like, oh, he had a family. And I was like, oh yeah, so did all the thousands of people that died. I hate this argument. So spin the block. Hitler's dog loved him. Right.

Hitler's dog probably loved Hitler Dude, I saw a page on Actman actually shared it Where this page is trying to convince That Hitler is dope And it was like there's this Him smiling at this little girl And they're like, you can't tell me this

This is a bad guy And I'm like smiling at a little girl What does that mean? How are we? Hold on, nothing says Nothing says oh that's a good guy Than an old man Smiling at a little girl

That's a great indication How are we? about that. Everything. How are we still trying to validate Hitler? I love, I love that. It's almost 100 years.

We're nearing 100, maybe 20 more years will be 100 years. And we're still trying to be like, well, it's ex, bro. X.com. Well,

yeah, X is dude. X.com. Racism is crazy. I'm actually. It's, it's, it's too much for me.

Even my appetite. No, it isn't. Yeah, I don't believe that for a fucking second. Because there's funny, there's funny, then there's just like,

oh, bigot. It's like, that's a bigot. I want a funny. I'm on the funny side, but like, I understand that I can't. Like, I'm never going to have someone of a different group do something to me and then go look up anti them, like media, you know? Are you sure?

I've never done that. I'm not there yet. I don't know what could happen. Like, if Lily fucks me over really bad, I can turn to expect to what Mexicans, maybe. But, like, that requires her to have a complete character change, you know. But, like, I'm not there yet, you know. But, like, these motherfuckers are like. Key word.

And motherfuckers are like, they'll get cut off on traffic by like a person of color and it'll be like, ah, you know what? How many Negroes die a day? Let me make a count. Let me make a fucking a Nazi thing for like, like have a celebration about it. That reminds you. That's like that Shane Gillis bit where he talks about like how like people talk about like how they're, they're not racist. Like yeah, like not right now. Yeah.

They could change. The races like being hungry where it's like if you're in traffic, you're like, God damn. Yeah. Do you see that there was, this was a while ago. Andrew Schultz thing happened. That's what's going on right now. I saw a video. I didn't see what happened.

You want to continue your point about that? And then we'll jump into it afterwards? Or you want me to just go right now? I mean, we could. No, we can go into it. What I was going to say was just picking up backing off his shangill shit with another joke. So pretty much it's, uh, uh, Kendrick Lamar's new album came out. And he said he made a statement where he was like, no black, no white man should talk about white, black women that's law.

We said no, don't let a black comedian talk about a black woman that's law. Don't let say Winkiggin. Don't let what don't let a black comedian talk about black Why no let a white comedian talk about black women. That's a law Because of that thing Oh So it was specifically at home It was that British podcast It was it was it was what he was what he did

He was he was it wasn't it wasn't the most fucked up thing Because he's definitely said more he said way worse shit of course Andrew Shultz that nigger has taken a turn that it's crazy to think because I used to be a huge fan of him Back when he was doing like guy code and shit like that years ago like Like, like MTV. January 20, not 20, 12 years ago probably actually. I don't remember. I only learned about him in the last like two years.

I was in high school at the end. I was towards the end of high school watching Guyco. So that's how long ago it was. Hmm. But it was like him, uh, he was just like making comments about like, uh, talking about how like, he's talking to these two British concatenrators about black women and said like, so that's what he was trying to insinuating that like they're fucking crazy. Mm-hmm.

And less so for words, right? And the black podcast, the people, they were trying not to have the conversation. They were trying to like kind of shoot, shoot away, but they didn't shut him down. So what happened is a lot of, you know how engine is. A lot of black women on TikTok and Twitter and all that stuff. So it's saying a lot of shit about them, how they weren't defending black women. And instead of Andrew Schultz being like, that wasn't my intention, he doubles down because, you know, that's how comedians are nowadays. That instead of like just being up front of being like, that wasn't my attention.

I was making a joke, but a joke's a joke is a joke. He was like, he kind of was like incitimate that like, yeah, whatever. I made a joke and cry about it or whatever. Yeah. Get over it. He, I mean, he knows his audience. Yeah. Yeah, so.

That's the thing. That is the thing about it. His audience, well, they don't want to hear any type of any, any, any nuance. They don't care about that.

Like, it's just, just go forward and keep making racial jokes because they're funny. Yeah. Because, and it's, it's,

as much as I like him, I understand that is the bottom of the bear of a common, especially if it's not a smart one. I understand. Yeah. My sense of humor is fucked. So I think people are getting hurt.

I would just say, and racism is funny because of the fact that the ridiculous nature of it, but not. Right. Yeah. Just taking that adult. I mean, I would just ignore it. Like, I don't know.

Like, if there's backlash, like, just, like, why do you have to say anything? Why do you have to double down at all? Or why? Or apologize. I think you're a comedian. Just go forward. I agree with you. I agree.

But I think he specifically wanted the smoke. Oh, yeah. Of course. Yeah. It brings attention. Yeah, 100%. Yeah. It's good.

No publicity is bad publicity. Like, if he was like a nuanced comedian, he would just ignore it because it's like, oh, shit. Maybe I went a little too hard on the paint, but I'll just ignore it. And the next episode's like a reset and then people will forget. because that's the right thing to do if you're a comedian if you went overboard

of course the sensible thing to do would be to acknowledge and apologize but the thing is it doesn't help you and I think what happens is that now comedians are in such a like they feel like they're backed into a corner now

because they're like everyone's attacking us and we're a dying breed and we're like an un where we're standing against them even though they've become part of the machine that comedians are supposed to inherently insult and demolish No. That was the point of the comedians was part. At least from my perspective, they were supposed to be like, oh, this is fucked up and I'll admit it. Not this is fucked up, but I'm a part of it. Well, I don't know. I think a comedian's just to be funny. I think that's the only caveat in my opinion. I don't want like say look, I can listen. There are people that were actually way better philosophers than George Carlin. Oh, for sure. But the idea is I love hearing this do philosophize with jokes and it's just great. I agree. Well, I like Carlin because he at the end, he was just at the end of his life and he was like things though. That's.

the thing. But he had also had like decades of comedy experience and then he was like, I was gonna tell you what I think now. Fuck, fuck this. That is true. That is true. You gotta get to get to a certain spot. He wasn't 22 talking about like, you know. Because granted, yeah, it's 22 year olds. We don't know you don't know the world. Even now we're 30 year olds, right?

We're in our 30s. Yeah, I know. There's a bunch of the world. We still don't understand. What does we want to act like we do? We kind of understand ourselves more now, but we don't understand. I mean, I largely like, you know, it's arrogant actually at any point to be like I understand. And like I largely understand things because we don't. We've barely experienced. Like I say, if we were traveled, like, if we were like legitimately traveled, then I'd feel like I'd feel a little bit more confident.

I walk around. I think I say it's enough. I think I have a decent perspective, but I have perspective only of what I've lived, you know. Relative to what I live, I think. Right. Like just gay and racist. Like gay racist, misogynist. Yeah.

Fucking black, black. Black and anti-blank. black at the same time. It's a marvelous creature. It's a fascinating. The dichotomy is crazy. Jesse Lee Peterson. Oh,

creature. Damn, I forgot about him. Yeah, yeah. What a wonderful, what a wonderful creature. Amazing. He's not dead yet, and it makes me sad.

He looks dead, though, doesn't he? He looks dead. He talks like, man, he talks like, imagine a slave got brain damage. That's what he talks like. It's crazy.

That's insane. It's crazy. You see, that's one of those crazy things that I've ever heard. Yeah. I mean, I really, I can't stand that. Speaking of that stuff, not really at all, actually.

It doesn't relate to it even slightly. Yeah. Did you see that Dennis Prager? You know Dennis Prager. Is he finally dead or something? No, he's not dead. He's actually young. He like younged himself.

He en-younged himself? He's so mad. Like, no. He's the person to be younged himself, actually. He's going to be around for at least 75 more years. That's a shit. I have discovered the Lazarus pit. What a fucking waste of a Lazarus pit.

There's one use. And he used it. And he used that. That piece of shit That fucking bastard He used it There was one left There was one left and a single use

It's like it's like just enough for you to turn around Bernie Sanders was right there And then Dennis Breger pushed him out of the way Dived it and then Bernie hits the ground It dies too And it's like no That is crazy You snooze you lose

No but he's like I don't know he like I don't even know he slipped on like a turkey or something I don't know there's some weird fucking thing that happened in Dennis Prager Where like he like he got in capacitated for some reason. Can you hold on a second?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He just slipped on a turkey. I don't know. I'm trying to imagine like old white person shenanigans. I don't know. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Was he hunting turkeys at least? No.

Slipping on a turkey you don't see is crazy. You slip on a, oh, blah, blah, blah, blah. No, I really, I don't know. I don't know what the situation is. It's probably some fucking old thing. We're going with that. Where like his skin was falling off or something, like his bones were aching. I don't know what that fuck.

But, like, he was in dire straits. He got violently attacked by a turkey, yes. He got violently massacred by his own body, as one does at that age. He did the Jay Leno thing. He'd tumble, but he just wasn't resilient enough to handle it. So he was, and so I just saw. I'm going to do the Jay Leno challenge. Yeah.

I'm Dennis Prager. I'm Dennis Prager. And here goes the Jay Leno challenge. Lillie did the one thing I asked of her. She completed one task asked of her. What happened? She downloaded rivals from me. The one task asked of her.

Wow, that's amazing. Love that girl, man. Amazing. Is it available? What are you playing it on? PS5 mostly. Okay. Oh, it's cross play, right?

It is cross play, right? Okay, good. Well, I'll probably play on places. I don't want to sit at my desk then. Yeah. But, yeah. Marvel Rivals is out. By the time everybody in the audience hears this,

I don't know how many people are in the audience care. Yeah. But it's Marvel Heroes. Hero shooter, man. So people are going to probably be on it. It's going to fuck Overwatch into dust now, though, for sure. Do you think so? Overwatch is.

People have already hated that game for a while. I guess. Rivals. People have sunk in Costco. for that game 100%. What are the like concurrent players for Overwatch?

Still pretty high. 11. Still pretty high at the soon. Why would you keep it open? That's what I was not like. Why would you? Unless they're spending mad money. Isn't that not even a complete lobby?

No. Because it's 6. If you join. No, no, no. It's 5.5. Ew. It's 5 to 5. Yeah, which is terrible.

That sounds terrible. Yeah. Having one tank the most, the core, The core piece of terror shooters are the tank. Literally. I thought it was the heroes. Oh my God.

I'm Dennis Prager. So like I was saying Andrew Scheldt. What the hell is Dennis Prager in my? They should have Dennis Prager rivals. They should make that game. A rivals of Prager, you, hero, I'm like solubating, just thinking about that. You'd be hard as fuck playing.

I want, I've always since. Did a hero shooter with like disgraced internet personalities would be hilarious. Like I would like, Paul just watch it with his fucking big hands. Oh my God. He'd be like a Winston. I'd play Chris.

I'd play. I'd play Christian. I'd have to. What would he, what would his kit be? He'd have like electric powers and super speed and shit. He'd be like a Zen Yada. He'd be way too broken.

Like he'd be like, why is he so fast and does so much damage? This is a fun. This is a fun idea. I love it. I like it. I love that idea. But back to what I was saying.

Low Cal rivals. Stop. There it is. That hits. It's good. Someone make it. No, we're making it. Don't fucking touch it.

Yeah. Oh, you make it and then give it to us. You make it and we'll sue you. And then that's how you'll pay us. T.M. All right. World Cow rivals T. It's ours.

Everything's mine. That's all it takes is you say TM after something and it's officially. That's it. It's yours. That's the shortcut. They never taught you that. They never taught you that in school because it's not real. Shut up.

It's real. But pretty much Schultz and, Schultz heard about it. Oh, oh, right. So what did, he responded to it. He responded to it. It was fucking really like. Let me say, you short little nick. He was like, oh, yeah, because black man and hip hop always disrespect woman.

You know, didn't you make a song with a guy that convicted? He talked about the fact that Kendrick Lamar got upset. Oh, Kodak Black. He bought the quarterback. He bought the Chris Brown thing. He worked Chris Brown before. Oh, well. Very true.

I understand that. There's rumors that he beat the shit out of his woman. I don't know if that's. I don't think there's anything to it though Then there is I'll be my wife Oh my god That bitch just dies

You know it's fucked up What? If there was footage of him Legitimately doing it to the beat I think I wouldn't have a problem with it That is insane It is slightly off I'd be a little upset actually

Like lags really upset me So actually that would make me mad I don't want to admit what you just said But there's more truth to that In my heart than I would like So I'm saying for sure Yeah That's obvious

I mean, you were on Kanye for a while, man. Like for way long. Kanye wasn't killing and beating women, you know. No, he was just, he was just one of the most craven racists ever invented. But yeah, yeah. This is before he got Mondo racist. I'll stand by that. Before he started saying shit about Jewish people.

You were hanging on for a while, man. He was my fucking favorite artist. He's probably, he's probably, I turn on my favorite so quick. I can tell. Yeah, I don't, I mean, I don't have, you have the bill. I don't have any loyalty. There's no, I don't have. any loyalty for like people that I

look up to. Yeah. Yeah. There's no loyalty. I went to do something when you do something fucked up, I'm like, well, all right. Because there's a scale for sure. It's not like you store from like a CN, like a CVS or something. Oh yeah, I could. I'd be, do it again. Kanye was more crazy. Then

when he got prejudice, I was like, I can't be on this board anymore. Like that's when I was like, I genuinely can't be on this board anymore. But for me, my love for him kind of jumped off during like, this. Because for me it was the music is what I loved about him. I didn't really love kind of personality. Yeah, so once he started sucking like ass, he just couldn't really...

I was like, oh, well... It was weird. What is... Okay, what? What? No, what were you going to say? No, I was going to change the subject. Oh, I was just going to say like with Andrew, or with the criticism. I mean, it's not inaccurate. There's really to say that. But this is Kendrick talking about. This is Kendrick

talking about him. Kendrick, he was, obviously being a hyposphier, though it doesn't doesn't alleviate those fucked up things, you know? Like me, as a person who are I very much so am vocal about how much I see the plight of homosexual and queer people. I try to be vocal about it. Well, you are gay.

That's supposed to be a big reveal. Thanks for taking that from that. Good. You're fucking white straight bitch. Can't we take from him. You're the problem. Well, you know what? I'm excited.

Hey, assassin guy. Yeah. I'm excited to take more from you come January. Spitting your hat would turn red while you sit. Spit in my hand and then snort it. Yo. Craven freak But there's there's truth to that stuff

You know where it's like there's this hypocrite Nature's in every community's and it really sucks Sure Because it bothers me the most being with my ethnic background And the shit I hear by people say all the time Makes me want to throw up Yeah people doing hypercomboes on women Stuff like that too

It's fucking crazy To being being Watch did he play pinball with fucking Cassie Yeah Yeah it's insane It's fucking wild bro seeing somebody But like And there's also another whole thing is like

How you fucking you love your mama so much you go and beat a woman, you know? And it's like, it's like, what the fuck is you're, you, you dumb? But that stuff and that's, I think there's a truth to that, right? But the thing about Schultz is that he's really arrogant and not as smart as he thinks he is. Oh, that's absolutely. That is his problem. Yeah.

I don't, I don't actually think he's smart at all. I don't think he's stupid. It annoys me that like he does do this thing where he has to pass off that he, he's kind of wise. And I'm like, he's kind of a weasel in that way. But one thing, I do want to bring up what the only reason why I think there's a problem with Andrew Schultz when he was joking about the black women. It was the way he started doing it. He did it in a response to those people specifically saying that if you notice that when when white guys start dating black women, they start cleaning up, like almost like they're training

these dudes to be to dress better, to be better. And Andrew Saltz got a little bit offended by that almost kind of like like, so are you saying that we, you know, almost like we we don't know better and we need black women to help us act right. Like, so in a response to that, he was really disparaging black women. Yeah. And so in the way they did that, he was just being like, if it was just in a completely different context where he was just shitting on black women, like say, especially say there was some sassy black bitches just going hard in the pain on them.

Well, I don't think anyone would have cared. And retort, yeah, no one gives the fuck about. Yeah. So like, but it was just in the way that. Because there is, people were saying, look at Travis Kelsey. Is that it? Travis Kelsey, when he was, he was consistently dating black women and looked how he groomed themselves versus when he started dating Taylor Swift, then he just fucking looked like a redneck

with a mustache and shit. I know people were just seeing the similarities of certain people doing that in the industry where they were starting to groom their beards and they were starting to like line up themselves when they were dating black women. There's literally nothing wrong with that at all. It was just like an interesting observation. Yeah. And it's common, you know, like it's, it's up.

We wouldn't bring it up if it wasn't completely uncommon thing. It happens. You know, there's a, there's a standard. There's certain black women or just certain women in general, like, like Jojo is she cares about like her parents in fashion and stuff and I'm the antithesis of that. Yeah, I don't give a fuck. Yeah. If she cared about that, then she would be dating some smooth fucking negroid that's like, you know, that likes to trim his shit.

And I don't do none of that stuff. It sounds so good. It's so funny. Because it's not respectful at all. It sounds good to you because you suck. That is why it sounds good. Sure. Why not?

Don't do that. I admit it. Don't play it off. Like, whatever, man. I'm a fucking trailblazer. I don't know. Andrew Shorles just seems,

I like some, like I've seen some of his specials or whatever, or not, I've seen them on stage and he's funny. Did you see the latest one he did? No, I didn't. Actually,

I liked it. The thing that annoyed the piss out of me, again, his weasily nature, where he was trying to say, oh, Netflix or whomever were trying to make me edit stuff out.

So I'm going to have to dip into my own pocket and release it independently. And I was like, he's a fucking liar that he's a lying piece of shit to say that and it annoyed the fuck out of me that he was doing that

weasily they're trying to censor me thing to have people buy the fuck out of it he sold it himself and then he put it for free later on YouTube and I'm like first of all all the people that paid for it beforehand got robbed you know and then he put it on YouTube

it was just one of those weasley fucking things where people go oh censorship censorship and then to get money get the bag and so I'm like he's still funny to me

but as a person I don't respect him yeah I get that I think he is funny. I think he's around a lot of people that suck his dick so often. Like, Akash be blowing the fuck out of him. That guy sucks. That guy sucks so hard.

It's crazy. Akash be under his chair lifting his cock. He doesn't even, he puts it in his mouth. He doesn't even move his throat. He's like, I got you. I'll help you out. I'll deliver your dick to my throat. There's a weird, you're right.

And there's a weird dynamic between them two where I think, first of all, I think Andrew Schultz got, um, upset that there was a lot of people that listened to flagrant that were starting to really appreciate Akash as this their like their equals and at one point he was he was taking out of the thumbnail on the because they had like a thumbnail where like Akash was there he was taken out it was just Andrew Schultz and then at one point the way the set was it was all the other guys Akash and then Andrew Schultz was by himself and everyone was upset the audience was like what the fuck are you doing put Akash next to him and I think

is manufacturing to make sure that he stays in his place and plays a specific role. And it's weird because Akash by himself and I've seen him in other things, he's not unbearable. And there's something in it that I feel like this is very manufactured in a way that Andrew Schultz is trying to make sure that he remains the star. Right. And it's not like the Flakramp podcast is essentially the Andrew Schultz podcast and not Andrew and Akash. And like I said, there's a little weasly things.

I just don't respect about him. I think, I think Akash isn't bad. I just he's awful awful in the show I think I think the problem with Akash is that I He's bouncing around and like that he's loud fucking Naisley voice he's like a fucking it's like watching like a rug rat Yeah like it's the craziest fucking thing For me it's the thing is that I've seen Akash not stand up for himself

Multiple times Andrew I saw him stand up to himself one one time for real he stood up to him And then I just took curry at him Because he was and he was talking on some like wild shit about like That's crazy that's crazy my brain didn't My brain didn't register that because I'm so not. Curry Cannon. Make Curry Cannon.

This is a fucking, oh, fucking liquid spice touches your eye and you die. And your clothes and fingers get stained. That black dude just like, I don't think that's pretty, uh, that's pretty, uh, that's pretty kind of messed up, don't you think? He's like, Andrew, oh, man, that's fucking. That's crazy. That's a little much like you think. I don't know.

He's Indian. Who cares? He's indie. Color green cannon. Another one. Another one. He's just got. racist cannons. He has racist

cannons. He has a like a like a like treasure chest full of racist cannons. He's digging through it trying to find the right one. It was it was it was just I don't know man like I don't

I don't like to I don't like to I'm not around anymore I don't like I don't like tearing down particularly people of color actually don't I like making fun of white people particularly because it makes me feel good because it's like I know they're bad and they're proven they're bad and I know they're bad and I know you're so like them it's crazy

yeah my mind is validated there's a difference there's a difference you see there's close there's similarities though don't get me wrong like there's like we can definitely sit next to each other and be like I agree with you on that but also fuck you yeah I don't know man he just strikes me as somebody who thinks

he's smarter than he is and he doesn't really there's no point where I've seen him act like a normal person and I guess that's part of it you're supposed to I guess in that sphere but like it's just, it comes across especially because there are other comedians who are, I think,

are genuinely smart. Like, I think Anthony, Jezell-Legger, whatever, he's been going off on like a, because he had a special recently. So he's been giving interviews about it and it's just like, he gets it, I think. Like, he understands. He's clearly a person that is not swept up in bullshit.

I caught his latest. Or he could take a moment at himself and be like, oh, no, that's fucked up. Well, because he's like, you know, the thing about most of the comedians in the sphere, because naturally, it's, most artists are just, naturally left leaning. It's just naturally. It's a natural thing unless you're born in a specific

area. Definitely the majority. If you're born in a specific area, but it's just kind of like being, it's just around. The industries are typically in big cities which lean left because of multiculturalism. Creativeness is in general.

And creativity. Exactly. It's just a thing. It's like it's not obviously, it's not definitive. So anybody who's fucking don't be stupid. Yeah, there are conservative people who are good at like all this.

Of course. Marty O'Donnell is like a fucking conservative duties, obviously. They just usually don't, that's usually not what they want to get into. That's all. It's usually, typically they're not, oh, I want to get into the arts. Long story short, it's clear the people who are just like, I'm just going to stay who I am and the ones that are like, I'm going to follow Joe Rogan for a bag.

Right. It was clear, like, Anthony Jesselnik is somebody who's like, I'm going to just be me. It doesn't like, when he came back, I caught his episode and he came back because he's been gone for like months doing promoting all that shit. Yeah. And yeah, just him talking because you mentioned it on the podcast before, so then I checked it out. And I was like, that was nice. Like just.

It's nice to hear a sane person. Yes. Taking little shots here and there. You know, just being a little, you know, it's a little cute about it. And I was like, I like, I like this. It's, I've been watching a Titus, Christopher Titus because he does like, he has a podcast. It's, it's okay. You know, it's a little.

Little James. You know, Chris Titus. No. Really? No. What is he, a M.A guy? I really don't know who Chris Titus is I'm actually kind of surprised by it

Is he a black guy? Not at all He's like super white and super Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha he's, he's like a tall blonde dude And he always usually has this like spiky I might recognize I might not have He had a sitcom in like the late 90s early 2000s Tytis And actually ran for a while too. Oh okay yeah I've seen this guy

Okay yeah all right So he's, I don't recognize his name. Oh, okay. He's very, he's very, um, he's always been very, uh, progressive. And he's been like all super upset since, you know, Trump won yada yada. But one, one thing that upset me because like, I usually like all of his analysis, but then he made a segment like, thank you Joe Biden. And I was like, uh, relax.

It, yeah, it really, it really, I was like, uh, I don't know. I think it just made me crazy. I just, I think the community experience has gone through a really weird, uh, intersection where it's like there's, what i love i was just thinking i love have you seen this trend on twitter where it's like anytime somebody evil dies and it's like the it's uh dave chapelle what and it's like it's like a copy pasta kind of thing where it goes like it's dave chappelle 50 minutes into a special special deciding to get serious and then it's like a colon and then he says the CEO of united health my

friend died he fucking died And it's like, it's so accurate. I have not seen that. I've seen it so many times. There's been a couple, there's been a couple of people who died. Like my, like the CEO of the Auschwitz concentration camps. My friend. My friend.

Died. It's like, it's pretty funny. Like, I've seen it a couple. I saw it with the CEO and I just, I don't know, it popped into my grid. That's funny. Humility is a thing that I've always, I've always been allergic to. Really? That's crazy.

It's crazy. It's true. I can't. I'm not human. I'm not a human. So we've seen it. Fuck you, dude. That's wear me.

I'm obsessed with this, dude. I hate that image because it looks too much like me. Let me show you that I lined you up perfectly. Oh my God, it's fucking bastard. I lined you up perfectly. Like, say, so it's on Patreon now the episode. Oh, my God. Send me that, though.

Send me that, though. You should, like, if you can Photoshop the white of, like, make it. What do you want me to do? I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll say it. You guys, I hate you guys. Dude, I'm obsessed with this.

It's so good. One thing I always, I was always respected as humility and understanding like, hey, maybe throughout the times of doing things, I didn't have ill intent doing it. But I could be wrong. I could grow and be wrong. You did one thing where, for me was, I've always been cool with you, but I respected you when you were like, oh, no, the thing that Bill Nye did about the sex and gender. right when you were like I was wrong oh yeah I was like I can respect that yeah when Chris did the thing recently when you did the stream about um your uh going hard to the pain on black people and you're like oh that maybe it was a little bit too uh little bit too uh little bit too

a little bit too far i was too kind that's too kind it's even worse wait what was it though when that girl made that video about you and you were talking about the idea you before you had a video he's just something about all lives matter right and you were like i understand now at this moment that at that time, based on simple colloquialism, that same is true, but I do understand that it's just more context. That the context of it changes it. Like, oh yeah,

I was wrong. That is fine. That is so fine to do. But people don't do that. And I don't want to be wrong because if you're wrong, it's really just admitting you're wrong. It's a bad thing. But you lose nothing being wrong.

You do, you do. Truly, you do. What do you? What do you lose? Well, in the context, of content creation in that sphere, you do, because then it's like, oh, you're fucking, you know, you lose audience from doing that.

So it's in their best interest to just pretend like they're never wrong, even if they, if they know they are. Isn't that only like in the grifter spaces, though? Well, right, but that's like the most lucrative space, but that's where they're, you know, you're a thousand percent right about that. You, you, you blaze forward no matter. It was like, say, when they, those guys that are getting sued now, like Tim Poole and all them, they're getting sued for calling that one.

one Hispanic white supremacists. They got the wrong guy. There was like some Texas. There was like Hispanic white supremacist guy that shot some people up in a Texas mall. Jack butt. And they got the wrong guy. They just got the wrong.

They found the wrong guy. It's never been a black Hispanic person. We just shoot up our general area. We ruin our homes. We don't bring to something else. We don't go to the malls and shoot them up. We want to buy the shit there. What the way you're talking about?

You want to rob the malls. You don't want to shoot them. But yeah, like none of them retracted any of that shit, bro. We just want to rob a cop. We should get to out. Should we get to the questions? We'll get to the questions. No, we'll get to the questions in...

In three hours. Three hours. In less than a minute. We're just going to, we're going to let it... We're going to sit in silence. Yes. I guess this is a good time, actually. Oh.

Okay, he's got to... Yeah, yeah, I was going to pull my penis out. No. Remember at this point in the show, if you're watching, going over to Patreon.com slash a snark tank. I do want to just... I just... Call to actions work.

Ten inches? Yeah. And I'd be like, wow. You didn't view. You really didn't let anybody. You never even alluded that your penis was so long. Sleeper agent, huh? Good shit, man.

That's most of your life. It's fully erected. It's a little weird because like on the left side, the head starts two inches down. But on the right side, it's seven inches. It ends at seven inches. What are you saying to me right now? So it doesn't look like one of those can openers? Like you ever seen where it's like the curve?

and then it's a little bit longer on the other side so you can like, kind of, yeah. You ever seen those can openers where you, do you prick it? My brain's not understanding this.

Is it curved? I think it's just one part of his head is way longer than the other part. That's what it looks like. It looks like a fucking melted candle. Can you? Your dick looks like it does this. It's beds open.

Oh man. Oh, man. All right. Let's get to some questions from our lovely, well, I don't know, lovely homeless, Patreon subscribers over a patronage on a comp session. I guess. Yeah, I guess. You guys are better people than me.

I mean, I wouldn't touch one. From a distance, you know. You don't touch one. Yeah, you have like a poor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would never go near one. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, don't touch me. You fucking, you fucking transing it.

Don't touch me. Do I remember seeing this homeless girl a long time ago, like, when I first moved here, and I was like, I can't fathom how you're homeless. It makes no sense me. It's insane. You're purely insane. Yeah,

you must be crazy. Yeah, like irrevocably. Being homeless makes you crazy, literally. Well, I mean, for a woman to be homeless. It does, but like,

a woman being homeless, it's like you are so unfortunately damaged because... There's so much going on up there, man. That is, I mean, just any, like any end cell would take you.

I'm just saying, literally you can live anywhere for free on this. Mental health. Let's not worry about my mom. I think mental health Doesn't matter. It's not real.

Let's move on to some questions. Patreon.com. You can you say that for sure. Patreon.com slash a snark tank going over there ask us a question if you want. I'm black. I don't have a,

that's mouth. The thing my friend's mom said is like, but he has a home and he has food and shit on his soap back. And it's like, that's sick. What is the wrong? That means you're happy. So that's,

what is wrong with that? That means you're happy. Same thing. I forgot the Spanish phrase, but I've heard that from my, my aunt. They're like, but he has a house and stuff.

He has a place to live and it's like, yes. That doesn't mean what's going on inside his head is okay. Yeah, Lo Siento Comita Taco Bell. Yeah, that's one of my favorite phrases from back home. From back home. From back home. I feel like the only place in the area where you can get like a shitload of food for like seven bucks. I like two a.

Yeah, it's pretty good. I hate Taco Bell so much. But I like Taco Bell. I've never liked Taco Bell. I like it. I don't go crazy there. But I know what it's there for. I know what it's there for.

It exists for a purpose that nothing else really feels. You just get like a five layer barrials. The beefy five layers my go-to. But also put rice in it. Because they're Spanish. They're the only place that still has Spanish rice because everything's switched to fucking cilantro and lime rice. That shit that's taken over.

And I'm like, no, Spanish rice, please. Anyway, let's get to the question. I don't want to get into this. It's going to upset me. You answer it by myself. Damn it. Answer it. Sleep.

I hate the synchronization. What's good, bitch. All right. So you suck in my dick tonight or would? He's sucking my ten-hitter Absolutely You fucking throw it with me or what I'm gonna need both of your hands

To cover the rest of my dick I need fucking I need a gun That's crazy I need a gun Yeah Let's go shoot in the desert Guys

Absolutely not And then we want to get I'm gonna get him over his anxiety Let's bring him to the desert Shoot him in the leg As a prank I don't trust you guys I feel like

I feel like you would do some And you shoot me And I'd be like Derek What the fuck dude We're going to tie you up and then put a bag of your head and I'm going to tape this over the bag. Yeah. And then you're going to try to miss. And it'll give me the justification to like attack you because I'm scared.

Ro, you scared me. Or like call the cops and have them show up with you like seeing that and see what they do. With a gun near me. Just an experiment. Yeah. A thought experiment. Are they going to immediately fire? Are they going to be confused than fire?

Are they going to apprehend you than fire? Like what are they going to do? If I could, if I was like a mortal, I would constantly. scare cops. That's the question. All right, we're going to get, we're going to read questions. We're going to read our questions.

Let's later. First one, we got from first one, we got from Sweene's Gap in his team. I love it. Has its own social security number. Dude, I was thinking about that Zarbone shit. Sorry. Monster Zarbone is insane.

That's fucking funny. We'll probably get that name again later. Yeah. I was watching foreign man from a foreign land. Big Body Foreigner. And his gap is so much worse than mine. I don't know what's going on with Caribbean fucking gaps. I don't know why we have gaps. Is that common?

I don't know why. I mean the competition? I don't know why. His gap is so much smaller. His gap is so much bigger than mine. Because I don't know. I don't know some people's gaps in their teeth until it's like at a certain point. His is at just that.

But that's like me going. I don't know, man. That's like me watching Austin Powers. Be like, oh, man, Vern Troyes sure is short. Well, yeah. Yeah. But like, I mean, like, so what? You can notice your short.

You'd be like, oh, that guy's short because they're much older than I am. I guess. I only notice gaps if it affects the speech. That's the only time I notice. But I also have a bad habit of just looking at people's teeth. I have a bad habit of just like, I'll be talking and I'll start looking at their teeth. And I'm like, oh, they probably think I'm weird. I do the same thing sometimes.

Like, what are you looking at? I look at women's chest whenever they talk to me. Is that weird? Like exclusively. I usually pull down their shirt, actually. That's too far. What? Is it?

I don't think it's too far at all. That's crazy. And then they'll run away. No, no, you don't. You run away and giggle and then click your heels and then freeze- You click your heels like you're an old man, like the old fucking timey time. Like you're an old man, like you're a modern day old man who was a child in the 40s. Yeah.

That's the person who would kick their, click their heels. Like, I'm in the sound of music. I've got a golden chick. Anyway, this person writes in, I'm not going to say the name again because I already said it twice. Yeah, it's true. I don't think that's true. What's a fruit, jackal, and shot Uncle Ben in the shape of a grunt? I have a question for Kingston and Derek.

I've been really in, I've never really been into hip-hop, but listening to you to ramble while Chris silently sits there and disassociates has got me interested. The extent of my knowledge lies in the, what is it? Oh no, I know what this is. The Spiderverse, Sanctal. I knew it. I fucking knew it. I knew he, like, how did I know that? I don't know.

That, like, there's something about, I don't know. It shouldn't even react that way, but there's something about like, it's like when, I go ahead. I don't, I don't know. This guy, there's nothing wrong with what you said. You're piping up, bro. You're piping up. There's nothing wrong with what you said, sir.

Nothing. Sometimes you find different, like, I found out about gay people because of, um. It's not going to a black screen. I'm just going to mute that. End episode right there. That's like an episode for sure. Then you post a part two of it. It is this point out of it.

That's funny. Oh, man. The extent of my knowledge goes with the Spider-Verr soundtrack, and I really like that. What are recommendations you have? Also, New England is better than New York. New England. Well, what?

I think you said New England, like three or four states. Yeah, I was going to say what constitutes New England. Yeah, I don't even know. New York is not New England. I'm pretty sure. I have no idea. But it's close. I just know that fucking Boston claims it.

I know that. I guess. It's just because of the Patriots, you know, but I don't know, like, what it properly is. I really don't know what New England is. Yeah. Must be great. I've done.

I've never looked it up, never cared to. I just get my general sense is that it's the top right. It's, you know what I mean? It has to be right? Like it's just the general top right of like the U.S. Is it? Maine,

Vermont maybe. Let me ask you. They're not New England. Do you feel, let me ask you something. Do you feel, I, you probably don't, but like, I don't feel at all.

So yeah, so then that's, yeah, so I shouldn't even ask. Were you that? Is it not lazy as shit that a lot of the new, countries or sorry the states are just

they just slap new on old stuff you were right my apologies New England is Maine my apologies yeah of course I thought it wasn't I've never heard of it's like all of that part of the North Top right so it's Maine New Hampshire Vermont Connecticut

Rhode Island Massachusetts and that's it New York is where it stops it stops yeah okay so wait so wait hold on so you said I was just wrong just for now because I've never I was wrong immediately

I've never heard anyone define Maine as New England ever. It's just the only thing that I know for sure must be. You know what I mean? Because it's just the top right. I don't know where it would end. I guess like in New York is where it ends. New York is.

Yeah, I don't know. Connecticut's fine. Yeah. They're just lazy. They're kind of good pizza. Connecticut, that's a new thing. Like, come on, Vermont. That's, you know, I'm just saying names.

Like the fire. New Hampshire, New Jersey. Oh, the New York. Well, to be fair, like it was, it was supposed to be. Not the news. Oh, yeah. That's what I meant. They knew how they just slapped new on shit.

It was supposed to be the new those places, though, to be fair. And then we had a war and then they were like, Carolina? You know? Then we started making shit up. New Mexico is crazy to me because it's not New Mexico. Mexico is still there. It's our naming convention for America is ass, actually. It's in fact really ass because everywhere over here is a Spanish name.

names. Yeah. And then some of America's name is a Spanish name. It's, it's, no. Mexico or Mexico owned all that shit, right? America is literally a Spanish word.

Was it named after some guy? It's named after Amerigo Vaspucci, who's like a, yes, it's Italian. Yeah, there was some, wrong again. I almost,

damn. Chill. Why would that group? I don't know, man. Why does it turn up? You're like me with whites, period. America.

That's what he said. That's what he said what he got here. Well, America. Yeah. America. He jumped on a turtle's shell broke his fucking neck and died. And then he was eaten by savages.

And they're eaten by savages. Eric the human come. Woof and then they explored the hinterlands together. You know? But yeah, it's a lot of Spanish and a lot of Native American. A lot of Native American when you go up to the top left, top northwest. That's what I mean. All the the names are from.

that. Yeah. Minnesota, Idaho. Yeah. Fucking. Ew. I mean, I never want to go to Idaho. It's beautiful, but it's, you know.

Nothing. The people that, there's potatoes and racism. I want to go to Appalachia, but I also don't because I play scares me because I feel like, that's just fall out. Do you want to do like an Appalachian Trail? You want to do that? I, not with you, but, uh. Damn.

All right. Hey, fair enough. Just play fall out. That was so not nice. That was not me. Fair enough. That's not who I am. Yes.

Yes. It's not. It's so. You can't prove it. Into another him. Oh my God. A brand new sleep. A brand new sleep me.

It'd be like the substance. The, just play fall of 76. They got the map in there. That's good. Yeah. I guess so. When the sunset in Appalachia,

if you're not from there's something coming. You got to say, you got to, by the way, by the way, they're going to get really mad. I guess say at you. Atcha. Appalachia.

Appalachia. There you get, they're normally pretty, like, dormant, but then when you mispronounce it, Yeah. I'm so inbred. I'm super strong.

When they can find enough shortwave radios to stable together to get like a signal from the outside. And then they hear somebody say Appalachia, they get really mad. Yeah. They start fucking slamming their hand. They look like fucking tank from fucking Leopardet. They're fucking slamming the fuck out of the ground. Dude, I love it. I was playing the game again recently.

I haven't played in a long time. The way that the tank can just throw cars is hilarious. Yeah, it's insane. They just knock cars across the street. And if you get caught, if you get hit, you're done. No, yeah. Hit by a car, auto die. Yeah.

Because it's happening before like a fucking idiot. It makes sense. It's safe. That's a whole car. He can't. Oh. I have a very specific memory of like playing like random online and it was like on the other side of a car. And it was like me.

I would think it was a Lewis. And like it was me, the car. And then the tank came up and he just stared at me and then moved his hands slightly in the car. That game was so fun, dude I don't have the same fun I play it When I play it now It's not the same anymore

Because you don't play it with people That's it's it I played with people recently Like on a call Yeah I love that game now It's just such a chill Like it really is just like

A game It's a game you could play while doing this Like while like literally recording the show That's a game That is a game that you can make content with easily Yeah Yeah you just play that And you have fun of people

Like people that competitive games are going to stream. Like when we play, like if we try to stream trials, you wouldn't be talking to people. You'd be talking. Like the stream would have no fun. There's certain games. They would just have to watch us play it well and get enjoyment from that because I can't talk to you and play that. Yeah. There are certain games that I think would be good for stream and then I get on and I try to stream them and it's like, no, this requires too much focus. Yeah. I'm playing the game too hard. Like I yeah. Yeah. I had to, I'd capture some footage from Vilgard to finish my review from from somebody else's stream. And it was like,

a 10-hour video and I was skimming through it and she was like so locked in first of all it was kind of crazy how locked in she was because I'm like it's not that engaging but like it was just also like why should anyone watch you I don't know this you know so like somebody was so locked in through I'm like you're not it's like nobody is there and I'm always anxious about doing that because I want to entertain like I don't want people to just be there to hang out but I know there's some people that literally don't mind people just like that I understand that I just feel weird about it, but I understand that's, uh, that's my main reason why I don't stream is because I just feel, I almost feel like I'm robbing people. Because like I'm not doing anything.

You don't feel like you're interesting. It's the, it's the plight of not feeling interesting enough to validate someone watching you do something. Right. Well, also, not. Well, also, we're not the type of people who even watch streams in the first place, I think. Very true. So we can't, we, we just can't even really see. I know I don't really understand.

Like, I'll jump into like a friend stream sometimes and I'll like, you know talk but it's usually like in the background like I'm not even really watching it yeah when it when it comes to I don't like sit and watch intently when we like when we like when we're all calls together and we're making jokes I think that's a fun time to stream like that's like fun yeah actually like for sure it's pretty much content again it's pretty much like a snart tank sub yeah you know but so regular is like yeah oh shit yeah so fuck you I guess yeah no question if you like um the spider verse album I always suggest listening to people like juice world give him a couple of your give just give them a couple of your

like favorite albums. Like hey, check out these albums. But this is, you can't, I can't give my favorite albums for someone that likes that. That's not the same thing. Yeah,

I didn't say you have to do your favorite albums. It's a, for stuff that align with that. Give them a couple albums. The culture, the culture by, um, by Migos would be a good one.

Um, another good one would be, uh, music sort of like that. That's kind of upbeat. Uh, pretty much anything from, um, from,

from Ray Strim. Very good. Uh, what is that you said? Rayshrimmer. Like, Ray Shrimmer. Astro World.

by freaking You're just giving them like more of like that vibe Like yeah that vibe of music Yeah I think it brought in a little bit man But that's but like because this is I don't Baby steps into it you know You go from place to place

Here's my thing I don't want to You give a few I mean yeah Like so if this epic Lloyd and nice Peter From epic rap battles of history You're such a stand for that's number one Yeah that's for sure number one I respect it

But like, Chris had an epic Lloyd shirt. Do you imagine that? I'd be crazy. I've always had this. I've always had it. Wow. When?

Did they make shirts with their names? No. Definitely. I think anyone can sink their teeth into Good Kid, Matt City. I think it's a great mixture of like, yes. This is a variety album. I agree.

And I would say, some stuff's like a little too Like my problem with that is that if you don't like Conceptual albums the album You're like I'm kind of because there's a lot of good song Like there's Batchery Freestyle there's freaking There's swim pools there's fucking I mean we go there we can go there's a rigamortis

Money trees Bishamil my vibe there's this money It was a kind of heavy song too But like you could listen to it without understanding the lyrics Exactly it's one of those songs that if you're stupid Which a lot of people are They won't they miss the entire concept of the album, but they're just like, oh, this is, this is a dope-ass beat.

I agree. That is definitely the best intro Kendrick Lamar album by far. 100%. It's a stupid name because money doesn't grow on trees famously. That's great. Yeah. You just said the anti-of-the-song of the song, you just said the opposite of that song. College dropout by Kanye West, actually.

There you go. See? Another good intro one for sure. That's actually a fantastic. That's a fantastic. A lot of Kanye's old albums are great for that. getting into hip-hop for sure. I have something that's a little niche that I feel like

this is, ah, and it's too niche, never mind. No, no. Yeah, because I would love to leave them like bars. I don't think him like Earl Sweeters. Oh, no. Earl Sweeter. Flower boy, Flower boy by Tyler the Creator. Also.

Yeah, Earl Sweeter, though. Earl sweater. Earl sweater. You think there's a guy named Earl Sweeter? Like, because of him? Like, that's not me. That's not me. He's my son Earl Turtleneck

Earl napkin You think you can get like a Roll napkin eventually Earl it just all the way to Okay All the way to tissue It's all fabric Earl twitch tissue

Earl fucking Earl towel You think if you did like Earl sweater You would get some People looking for Earl sweatshirt Are gonna get Absolutely You would get some traffic

You would get some traffic for sure That already happened I'm sure that already Like we're way late for that If it didn't though I'm gonna find out right now There's a lot of comedy that hasn't happened yet that we assume it's already happened. Yeah.

And we think, like, Ultima's already done that. But no, some of people aren't as dumb as us. I think that's, I think that's real. I think that absolutely would happen. Because there was that guy that I think we mentioned on the show like many, many, many, many, many, many, many episodes ago now. But like, there was that weird Al Yankovich guy. Yeah. Yankovitch.

Yeah. And he just like, he had so many songs on Limewire. And just because there were parodies, everybody was like, oh, yeah, must be him. There was just some fucking guy. Really? Just getting traffic out the ass. Yeah. Trave got the ass making horrible shit.

There's no Earl Sweeter on Spotify. Stop. You got to do it. Dude, I'm gonna, so I'm doing two things. That'll be my band. It's funny, there's a playlist. There's a playlist called Earl Sweater, but that's it, just a playlist. That's brilliant.

That should be our band. We should call ourselves an Earl Sweater. Earl Sweater, you want it? You want to do, do, do you see? Oh, wait, I don't think. You probably didn't see it. For one person, I think it's number one or number two song was the song that we did. Oh, on there's a number one.

Spotify wrapped? Yeah. We didn't even talk about that either. Oh, we completely. Oh, was it was. Was yours anything notable? It was in the overwhelming though. Mine has been the same as this. This month you vibe to this. This month you vibe this and I'm like, well, we're, I want to, they normally give more analytics. Yeah. It was, I felt like it was a little less analytical this year. It was. It was definitely was very cut down. I cut through there. I was like, I don't give a shit about any of this. I did. Exactly. My Spotify artist. If you check the artist account, it was way better. Oh, I haven't done that yet. It was way better. When I looked at the artist.

thing. It was pretty cool. And I was surprised since I only posted two songs this year. And literally, the second song didn't even count because I posted too late in the year. Yeah. But I was surprised that I was thinking, oh, the, so it was just like 100,000 streams. And I was thinking, oh, this is going to be like 95% that that rock, that gay rock thing. Yeah. But it was only 40%. I was like, oh, I was surprised it was less than half. And so it actually made me feel kind of good that there was other people listening to other shit than just that stupid fucking gay cover. Which song was the one that we did?

Love to Love. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we did that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we did that one last year, and then it has an okay amount of listens, and I saw some person that was like one of their most listened songs. And somebody else was like, like they were just,

they really liked that. I was like, I probably should write something else for that, you know? Like write another vibe for that and then it's Earl Sweeter. We're going to have a project called Earl Sweeter and it's going to be kind of like punk shit. I have a band name that I'm sitting on. Yeah? They're like I don't want to. You don't want to put it out there?

I'll show you because I think it's I think it's fucking great. Yeah. But yeah, they gave us these weird fucking names. Like I got like pink palette boom bat princess. What the fuck is that? What does that mean? What the fuck are you saying? I got pink palette princess wrestling boom bat.

Kingsen that's X videos wrap up. My favorite would be fucking dup. It would be dup. You imagine having a fucking X videos wrap up in the first place? There is one. There is 100% one. No, but then you have an account.

Do you think for Pornhub for sure? Yes. They're probably, they're a porn hub right. You jerked off to 14 dogs this year. It's like, what the fuck? Here's the deal.

And you were like, I didn't see dogs ever. What do you mean? If there's a porn hub, if there's a Pornhub wrap up, I'm going to start using Pornhub. Pornhub wrap up would be fucking hilarious. Oh my God.

I was just, the only time I've ever done anything related to Pornhub was on the podcast because it says midgets with big dicks. Do you remember that? Yeah, I do. Do I remember that? That was like a week ago. Yeah, yeah. You remember that?

You remember that? Remember that? Yeah. So those are, those are some, those are some recommendations. I would have nothing to offer you. Yeah, hit up more for message. I might have some more stuff or. Yeah.

Another match would be good. Yeah, my artists are the same It's been for the last five years. What are they? It's Ketranata like always. Let me pause and put a shit on you fucking. Yeah, I just wrote them down because we talked about it on Sacred too. But it was, what do I have?

It's always the same. It's like Rise Against, obviously. Anderson Pack. Reap against. Devin Townsend. David. David Downsender. Downs.

That hurt him. That hurt him. David That rules And the Bronx And the Bronx And the Bronx I didn't

I know I don't remember I'm at the top of my head I know I listened to this song Called Miracle By a day to remember Like way too much

Yeah So that was there Dude my most played songs Were ridiculous They made no sense Yeah Because one Well

It's just weird Because it was Like one of them Was it was Mama said By the Shirley's Do you know That song?

Did When were you Yes, I know that's like that. I don't know why. I remember listening to a lot of it just for no real. I think because I was like trying to come up with like videos. And like I listened to like a lot of music from like a long ass time ago to think of like introses and stuff like that. Yeah.

So I'm in the recap, I have like I think, what is it, Rodrigo E Gabriela. It's like an acoustic track. I was going to say autistic track. But so it's like Mama said is in the middle of there. Mama said there'll be days like this. There'll be days like this. I got K Trinada like usual. The Jungle.

Another one another classic. West Side Gun. The Alchemist, of course. The Alchemist, stupid. Oh my goodness. Like other people, I'd be like, all right. But the Alchemist is, he's the goal. I'm going to be honest.

I was not really in paying attention to what you were saying. I was just saying dumb shit. What the fuck is wrong with us, dude? Thanks. Thanks to everybody who, oh, yeah. We ended up on their Spotify raps, by the way. A lot of that. A lot of that's very, very cool.

I also found out that apparently we could have been, like, a lot of people messaged me about, like, hey, I, you're my main podcast that I listen to, but I listen on YouTube. You weren't in my YouTube rap. And I was like, oh, weird. And then I realized that, like, oh, you can label, like, playlist. You have to, like, basically make videos a playlist and then make that playlist a podcast. And then it'll register and it'll get sucked into the, the algorithm for podcast. Which was so bad at this. insane. I don't know. Why are we not? We do that tonight. I did that already. I went through

tonight. I went through and I, I saw some duplicates in there and I undid some of the duplicates. But like, so there's a playlist now. There's a playlist now for the Starg Tangang podcast that is that actually functions as a podcast on YouTube. Because I think if you, if you don't have YouTube premium, I don't think you can listen to, um, uh, YouTube videos with the with the screen locked. You can't, you have to do the picture and picture. Right. But I think, but I do think if it's a, I think if it's a podcast, it works. Oh, so that's, that's a. I think.

I don't understand why you would have a separate designation if not for that. You know what I mean? Hmm. Oh, I'll just, I have an old phone I can test it on. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I assume anyway. I could be wrong.

I could be talking about it. But the point is that playlist exists now. So if anybody was curious about that, it'll be. But yeah, guys, fucking awesome. Like, it's all awesome seeing us. To me, especially for me specifically since I'm like an avid Comtown listener. Yeah. You know it's gone.

I still like cycle through a lot of the clips. I haven't heard everything they've put out. Seeing like one of the lists, seeing that like we're above Comtown was like, that's crazy to me. That's crazy. I'm just like that's. We are. But I know at least, at least I'm sure it helped that our podcast are way longer. So it helped us etch out.

But still, even seeing that visually, I was like, oh, it's crazy. We're definitely. We can tell which, uh, which. podcasts, we are very similar to. It's interesting. Sleepy cast. Oh, sure. Because we're friends with most of them.

Sure. So that's clearly we would, it would make sense that we have similar to them. Yeah. Come town, there's a lot of sort of comedic sense. There's some crossover, especially that, that gay, when we do that gay stuff, it travels pretty far, uh, because I don't know, it almost alluded to like, I swear somebody, I, I, I, I haven't seen a footprint but there were some people saying it said like Nick Mullen approved and I thought I was like did was somebody did they say something but I I see no

who knows I've seen some of that stuff too like something weird stuff like like like oh I'm I'm I remember getting a comment like oh I came here because of Sina I'm like what oh and then there was like no but it's like a streamer it's like a really popular streamer and I'm like there's no but I saw nothing it's like what that can't be real there's no way to um watching this There's no shots. There's no way. There's what she's watching. If she is, shoot through.

That'd be cool to have her on the podcast. Yeah, if you are. So. She's your type, bro. She's your type. Whatever. Whatever. Ambiguous.

It's like, you don't look like we're going to get stopped anywhere. You're ethnic enough for me to enjoy you, but not ethnic enough for me to be scared to be know that I'm around you. That's insane. It's crazy. I've definitely done that. I believe that. I believe that.

Anyway, let's move on Because there's true to it So yeah, like I can't let you My grandma Look at your skin I don't know man The uh

It's really cool seeing And it's so funny Like there's some Some of these Raps that I was seeing Uh I was tagged on Twitter On Instagram

And some of them Were fucking hilarious Because like We are such a black sheep In some people's listening Like some people have like These really like I saw one where it was like

I can't remember what the name of the show It was like an NPR show There's like an NPR show and then it's um and then it's us and then it's like Alana and some other people critical role that Joe Sanagato yeah those guys um and I'm just like what the we we are so clear like if there was a basket of apples and there's one poison one like that's us in that apple in that basket yeah yeah it's like the game where it's like there's one cup that's a death cup yeah yeah everything else's like buying it's like that That's the Death Cup. That's great. But we're the death cup. We're like the final stage of like progressiveness. Before it gets to like bad.

Really bad. Yeah. We're like, we're like, yeah. I think I think we're the, yeah. I actually, I like that. I think we're exactly where we need to be. I like it. I like it.

Yeah. Yeah. I can't like I couldn't. I wouldn't want to go any safer and I wouldn't want to go any darker. If you know what I mean. Yeah. In that area. Yeah.

I think I think I'd go more progressive, but I would still nullify all that. the fucked up things I would say right after. You're the most schizophrenic person here. Yeah, absolutely. I am a true dichotomy. Yeah. It's wild. I've always been like that too.

You've easily said the worst stuff on the show, which is great. Because I can get away with that. There is clearly going to be a compilation of you disparaging the Jews. Yeah. The Jews. Women, White. Like if I, if I like this for some fucking. Jews women whites.

Jews women whites. Jews. I was going to think it's worse right after that when I helped. Yeah. I know. I wake up, on them Jews and trying to hit some bitches. I hit my wife.

She's white and Jewish, and I hit her. Oh, there was an update. The Canadian place is still. I hate my Jewish wife and I do it right. What is you? Yeah, bars, man. There was an update, a smaller update that the Canadian authorities are still looking for Mama J.F. Oh, really?

They're still asking for tips. Yeah, so I, I saw that. You're asking for tips four years after this happens. She's, she's bones. She's bones. She's a green, she's a green skeleton right now. What was she poison damage? Is that she died?

You turn green? Remember that? I was thinking of like the green goblin bomb. Remember that guy that had his mom, like his grandma out? You saw that video. Oh, that's right. Oh, you mean like the skin, but not the bones. Okay, the bones.

Yeah, because I'm saying at this point, it's been over a year. She's bones. Yeah, she's bones. She's fucking bones And And they were like Hey if anyone Staws any tips

And I'm like How do the maggots Get in the box She's been She's been She's She's been bones For longer

That she's been dead Maybe My pot I don't know how long It takes That's not possible But You get what I'm saying

I know I know it should be Yeah Yeah That implies She was Always There's a live bones

That's why I know what you mean. I was like, yes, you always have bones. So stupid. But, but, uh, drover.

Yeah, it's, there was, there was an update with, uh, this stream. They were talking about J.F. apparently like,

he looks like he fled his, um, uh, Monterec, Quebec. I think, it's the same fucking. Yeah,

like, they're just an annoying, the, French Canada, right? He, he fled that area. And so,

I am fleeing the authority. I don't, I don't, you are, I don't, they are kind of zero. zeroing in on him, which I just, are they all dumb? I don't get it. Yeah. Because it's been like, it's, it's been so long. No one, she's a skeleton. So they can't even, if they found her,

they couldn't even tell how she died at this point. So I'm like, they just fucked that up. Yeah. Number two, it's I, there was no press conference. I've seen no, no mention from the mom or dad or family or no marker of anything other than if you search for her name or something on like the first or second page, one of my tweets is one of the things. Yeah. Because I was asking about like, yo, like I think earlier this year, I think I was like, yo, any updates? What the fuck?

Like, why is literally no one talking about this? And also, the true crime people. It's a gold mine. It's a gold mine, dude. Like, you're missing out. It's insane. You're not. Yeah, I don't know, man.

That whole situation is insane. The fact that no one has been talking about it, the fact that it's been clearly too long. I guess people just don't. give a shit about French Canadians. I think that's the case. That's like the only takeaway is like, I think that's the case.

Her family's like, oh, she's missing, but like she's French Canadian. Who cares? Who cares? We will make another child. We will build another baby. The M.MA guy, Jason Pierre,

no, Pierre Paul, something like that. Christopher Titus? Give me something. French Canadian, if I'm not mistaken. Oh, George St. Pierre. George St. Pierre. He's French Canadian, right?

He is, right? St. Yes, St. Pierre, of course. I should message him, but hey, man, you want to give this some, because he always posts weird shit.

And he's like, oh, he's one of those weirdos that he would go on Joe Rogan's podcast a million years ago and talk about like, he was like, he was in a paleontology,

but like, he was kind of weird about it that he believed like weird things about it. Joe Rogan's podcast. Idea. It was fun back in the day. Idea. Joe Rogan's podcast in the Jurassic era.

Was Joe Rogan interviewing a caveman? I love, talking about. I won't even cavemen. Whatever. Oh, so like, so like 10,000 BC, okay, like 10,000 BC. We'll do Flintstone rule. So he's like, obviously he's doing his podcast.

I know, like it has to make sense. You set up a rule and I was in that rule. Okay, it gets in you. Yeah, yeah. So he's, he's, he's, he's. And they're just like bewildered at like obvious everyday things. Like he's like when I put, yeah, man, I pour water on the ground and like a grain.

fucking thing came out. What is that about? What the fuck's with the green thing? There's a little furry thing I kept following me and alerting me of danger and I was like, I think I'll keep him. This world, Joe, it is big world. He sounds like fucking what Mike Armatrow? It is big scary, Joe.

Big scary, Joe. And Joe's like, wow, I never really thought of that. I never thought about how scary everything was. When he gets dark, Joe, I'm really scared. When the sun goes by-bye, I get scared and goals. My uncle, my uncle, go sleep. No wake up.

No wake up. Wow, why did that happen? I understand. You think it's aliens? They haven't understood it. Joe's barely smarter than them. Modern Joe Rogan is barely, he's actually,

not only is he barely smarter, he's like significantly less enlightened. Yeah. Like he's asking them questions, clarify. Sun no come up and dark and the cold. But the earth is flat out.

No. No. The cave man stops that. No. No. Joe, the earth route. Curve. When we go on mountain, it is curved down.

The statue monument down. We don't know that for sure. So we don't know. Have you, have you, have you actually seen the entire wrong? Are you retard? I never thought about it.

Dude, I love a caveman calling Joe Rogan a retard in a prehistoric podcast. It's fucking top tier. Are you retarded? That's amazing. That that word exists back then. Incredible.

When do you think the idea of aliens became a thing for caveman? Was it probably pretty early into the- It was so fast. I don't think, I actually don't think so. I think it was gods before aliens. Same shit, though. I mean, ultimately, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Because I just don't think they would have a concept that there was another place at all. You know what I mean? Like another like that there even would be machines. They're not dumber than we are actually, but they just have less exposure to stuff. So in concept. Well, no, not necessarily. I don't think, I don't think.

They're definitely not as smart. I don't think we're sure humans were stupid really. I'm not saying stupid, but like, well, they are stupid. We're stupid now. Yeah. Like, they were less knowledgeable, but not less aptible to learning.

I think that's probably the thing. I don't know if I agree with that. It's, I, to be honest, I don't really care to explore that. What are they going to do, argue?

I've had this interesting to think. It's like, if a caveman was putting in. A caveman rips through space time. Hey. Oh, he goes on the fucking, he goes on the fucking debate floor.

And he wins. Oh, Mike. He goes on Jubilee. He does Jubilee. He does Jubilee. Caveman versus 20, 20, 20.

A caveman versus 20 Trump supporters Jubilee. And the caveman is making way more things. He sit him in the middle of the room. And he, and what are the Trump supporters goes like, you know, what about Hillary Clinton's emails? And he just goes out of club.

Like his head, God. What about the 300,000 children that are gone? He's like, they were taken by sponsors. Most of them not taken and sold into sex trafficking. King, that dumb idea. He knows what sex to have. He knows what all that stuff is. That dumb idea. Why you so stupid? Me want rip arms off and slaughter you here, but suppressing urge. Never mind. At the end of each time, the ding and then just smash. He slapped one guy's brain out of his ear. And the people who go up, like, get progressively more like nervous. They're still coming. They're really so. They run up. They have to run up. And then they're scared They really have to like

They really have to make their point And they have to like Benjibrell's like Well I understand that you're a cave man And you're probably less involved than I am And that dude is charging There's a little resistance He let him talk for like three minutes straight

Like Benchabriel just wouldn't shut the fuck up And he's just nodding Mm-hmm Good good yeah And then he just pulls his eyes out. He just, he fidges with his face like a fucking,

like in the Hike Spike Kids. When they made the first, they fucked up that guy that was the alien dude. He just fidget with his face and it looks like fucking Gumbi afterwards. He's like, I think, I think you're better now. He can't breathe. Chick Ben Shapiro.

That's insane. He transes Benchabiro with his own bare hands. Fucked up, it looked exactly like there. Blood though. There's blood, but it looks like it. Dude, yeah. I, uh,

day before we learned more about shit, we had more ability to mold the world around us. So we can change the world by his thoughts. We had Alchem. We lost alchemy. You know, phone iPhones made us truly lose alchemy. It was iPhones. I think if you really look back, homosexuality and the internet have a very sick. I couldn't keep it straight face.

All right. Let's move forward. There's a through line there. Let's move forward. We got your stupid question. Vaccines. Go listen to that music, I guess. Oh yeah, go listen to stuff, yeah.

Go listen to that. Yeah. You go out of my recommendation. You got it to my friends, right? If you like Spiderverse, you'll love down with the sickness. He's like the only diehard disturbed fan nowadays. Go listen to Hire by Creed. Oh, that's fire.

That's going to be my next gay thing is a Creed song. Oh, yeah, what was it going to be? I'm not sure if it's going to be higher or with arms wide open because with arms wide opens and it's a layup. Yeah, it's a layup. Everybody understands what that's going to be. That's T-ball. Yeah. So higher,

I have a little bit more room to play with. So I'm like, ah, should I just, like, be creative or should I just be lazy and just do that? It's one of those two, though. Yeah.

But that should be fun. All right. Saddest substance. Wait, no, it just looks like Comrade. And he says, hello fellas from my novellas.

Uh, wishing you all a happy December. Thank you. Thanks, niggas. You all remember bloody roar? Yes, absolutely.

What a good time that was. And sad that it's dead. I wish it could be brought back by someone. What is a game series would you would like to be brought back from the dead?

And also what studio would you entrust with this revival? Cheers, you queers. Damn, Bloody War is a good one because Blood War II is one of my favorite fighting games.

I love Bloody War II. Blood War II specifically, there's something, I don't know what it is about that game specifically. The sound design is great. It's great. Like the voices for all the characters

are great. I think it's got like the right amount of like PS1 shimmer. Like there's like enough detail but like it's still like vague. You know? That's a good ass game. Bloody war made now

be crazy. It'd be a really crazy game. Stun the insect. The insect. Buscema, the chameleon. Law, the tiger.

I loved that game, man. Law was so fucking broken. Law was broken in every game. Laws in. Like in Tekken, he was fucked.

He had the weird flippy fucking shins. He had his fucking like a 10,000 fist thing. Bam. And they had shin long where he was like it was like Ivo Ryu essentially. So there was sheen. The Leopard

Gatto Which is stupid name His name is Cat His name's Cat the lion Gato the lion He's the boss Oh yeah the guy with the spiked up here Yeah the dragon ball Z character

Also she shana or whatever the fuck her name is Sheena or Shana She looked like Boucho Zima the chameleon was dope though He was cool That name is so cool I love Bushu Zima He asked to

I play his his theme song a lot The main character I wish they gave him His kicks were so ass in the game I was like, why does he not have any decent kicks? He's the mixed martial artist And I'm like, who? Yeah, the wolf dude

He was a fucking MMA fighter He was just a boxer. Really? Yeah, that's why he didn't, that's what he didn't kick. I thought he was a kickboxer. He was just the boxer. He would do that was fucking crazy.

Hugo. Hugo, the only thing he would do so you do that and you do that flip and then it was that kick. Yeah. That is an actual kick, right? But he didn't do, he was basically a boxer with almost no kicks. Yeah.

That's why like all of his moves was just all about evasive in fucking like hooks and shit. And he would, he would say two, one, upper. And he would say shit like that. Dude, I literally have, um, I think I literally actually have Bloody Roar in the PS1 in my living room right now. Sick. And it's so good.

The versus screen has a fucking organ wailing in it. Yeah. Like it's, it's such a good game. I love the replay too, like whenever you would like get like a ring out sometimes. Like, like, replays were stable. I love that shit. Yeah. But it was like the three.

The three quick session. It's like one, two, three. then you would see it one more time. You'd see from different angles. Jenny was definitely like that shit. No, that was, she was the slut, the bat. No, like straight up. She was like a whore.

What was her name? She was a succubes. Jenny, a slut. Basically, because then she would turn into like a naked bat, essentially. And one of her moves when she wasn't a bat, right? So she'd be like, step on you and be like, oh, I'm sorry. And then she would do this like spinning kick thing and like, ah, ha, like she's like, she was so slutty. And I love it.

She was great. Morgan separated instead of goodbye. She was great, man. Damn, I love that game. The fucking sound effects, too, like the gorgeing bite sounds. So, like, if you hear, like, say, a grab attack with, like, when you change it, like, o'ch. Like, you hear, like, it was, like, teeth sinking in a meat. And then it's just like, oh.

I don't know what happened with that game. And, like, that game had all the makings of something great. And then I think it was just, like, mismanaged or something. Yeah. Or what? Because that should have been way bigger. Sucked cock comparatively. So it was on a GameCube.

It was all cleaned up way less blood Like one of my favorite things was a buckaroo The mole He would impale you And when he would take his clout It would just be gushing so much blood And then on three it was like So dumb

I was like what are you doing And then they put in some gay alien As the boss that no one cared I remember they made alien a final boss And I was like What is this? What are you doing my game? And then it died

Was there one more after that? I think it was just three If there was four I might have been a fourth one The nobody care about Don't fucking know about it And I'm like the fuck I ever played it.

Yeah, look it up. I'm curious. Yeah, let's see. If I could bring back a game franchise, it would probably be, uh, seeing a franchise I love that disappeared on Metroid, but, uh,

what would it be? What the shit? There was a Bladder War 4 and I didn't play it. Yeah, it's 4th century. Was it 360? Was it 360? Was it like hot ass?

How the fuck did I miss this? Was it 360? Let me see. No, it couldn't have been. Yeah, it couldn't have been. What? No way it was 2005. It says 2003.

Yeah, so it's, Xbox PS2. Okay. Yeah, that makes sense. Why did I miss that? I don't know. I missed it too. I only played the second one though, to be fair.

I never played two, three or one. What's a game franchise that's gone that I'd like them to bring back? That's kind of the thing, right? Everything's been brought back in some way, shape, or form. I was like you see a cane,

but legacy a cane just came out, right? Didn't it? Dude, four days. I'm so fucking, I'm so pumped. There's a lot actually coming out in the next couple days. You know, Marvel rivals, There's that

I mean I guess mouthwashing is out I finished it I won 100% that game though But Indiana Jones is coming out in a couple days I'm pretty curious about that game Punching knotss all be fun Yeah I'm curious about it I don't care about Indiana Jones really at all

But uh You can German Negroes But I like machine games I think they're cool Whipping them, he only whips them Whipping people is so fucking funny It's funny I double whip it set them on

fire and dirt and demon souls and I whipped the fuck out of demons and it's hilarious it's crazy to me that that studio just makes games where you kill Nazis like they just make Wolfenstein and now Indiana Jones it's literally just like we specialize in making

Ziazzi murder it's very good yeah that's true it's good I want Ani Musha to come back but and then like as he came yeah let's see oh yeah I want I wish to come back but I don't think it's going to because

it didn't when they remastered the warlords. Oh yeah, yeah. I played it. I played a little bit of it. I love that game. It's I love that game so much. But uh, number three is so fucking good to me. And I know because there's going to be a myriad of problems. It's going to be license issues, a likeness issues. They said they fucking put in John Reno in the game. Like I was like, so what are they going to do? There's a lot of things that they got to do that I feel like it just can they can't over. They could make a new one, but it's just. Yeah. No one. It's, it's too niche, unfortunately. And it makes me sad because I think that

that series is so undervalued they made one of the games one of the games I've all really fucking stupid because they put some like Final Fantasy looking guy in it Oh like and I was like it's called like Dawn of Dreams and I was like what the fuck is this? Don't do this It was always very grounded with demons It was like you know grounded

Everyone's grounded and then they put in some fucking stupid white guy that looked like I was like you're Japanese I guess or something what are you I don't know what this is There's so there's There's two. There's two that come to mind. Medieval,

which was like a, it was like a PS1 kind of like hack and slash. Did they not remaster that? Well, they remastered it, but they remastered it. But I don't think they're going to do a second one because it was kind of like an Anamisha thing. It's like it's very specific.

Yeah. But I just feel like, I don't know, I love that character design. And I love the idea of that game, which is like this war hero dies. And he's like remembered like in the animals of it. And his body is like in a mausel.

And he's like, celebrated, but the real story is that he was the first person to die and he sucked. I love that idea. And then he just gets resurrected and has to... You're missing his eye, right? Yeah, he's missing his eye. He's missing his eye. He's missing his jaw.

He's missing his jaw and he's missing his jaw and he can't talk. I love the idea of like this loser having to like, like having to actually be a hero. Yeah. I think it's such a cool idea. And it's got like this weird British like dry humor to it. I would love like a new medieval. I feel like they could really kill a new medieval. evil and destroy all humans

for the same reason. I think just all humans is dope I love the halfway came back and it stopped again yeah it's the curse of that that franchise it's like one two and then we'll put a third one on Wii with none of the original voice actors and then we'll do a third one on 360 that's like broken beyond recognition that nobody

loves and it's like what the fuck you doing just pick a third one and then they do oh one remake two remake and then the publisher yeah goes fucking under and then they sell it again and it's just like fuck I never get I never got my Destroyed Humans 3 and I want it. Because I, first of all,

I just love like Roswell alien stuff. Okay. And being able to play as like a Roswell alien With like modern tech, it's cool. I love like the, it's like fallout mixed with like

Ratchet and Clang in some way. Yeah. Here's like here's like fun, you know, weapons. Like here's a gun that like makes meteors come from the fucking sky. Here's an anal probe. But also you got like this old, these old like 50s radio jingles.

I'm listening. That's all I care about. It's fun. I don't know, man. I like it. Annal probe right there. Derek. Probing.

Probing anal. Just go around and probe everyone. That's, I mean, that's the type of shit I'd want to do. Dude, I was playing that game. I was such an idiot. I was playing that game. I was playing the game in 2004 as like an 11-year-old. Like shooting civilians in 1950s USA with anal probes.

And my parents were like, it looks fun. He's having a great time. Is that fucking the crew cuts? That's a. They know. about that music. My dad probably a little bit, but not really. That was after this time.

If I get bringing a game back, this is probably a super niche one. It's a game called Mega Man. Mead and Fuck Kingdom. Don't tell me. Are we on the same page? Mega Man X or which one? I'm thinking Mega Man Legacy or Megamon Legends. Legends, brother.

It's Legends. There's another name for it too because it was on another console. Was it? With a different name, if I'm not mistaken. I think it was Mega Man Legends. There might have been an N-64 version that I might have been that. It was something because one was on PS-2. So it was PS1, it was the Mega Man Legends.

And one was another one on there. It might have been in it because I know sometimes like Killer Instinct Gold, like it was its own thing, you know, instead of it being Killer Instig 2. So it might have been that, but it's just, it's just known as Mega Man Legends. So I have three. I've got that one. Mega Man legends, of course. I'd fucking bring that back. I, like, I could be so cool.

There's a guy that's like, isn't they're making his own? Yeah. So I'm waiting. I hope he, because I hope he actually gets there. I feel like when he's almost on the cusp of finishing it, they'll fucking have it'll shut it down. And stop. And we're going to take that framework. Thanks, fucking dumb bitch.

I've showed him to do something like... This Capcom gun is boom. I don't know what's going on with that because... So the first two ones, it's charging them like the X-Busters. That's crazy. He's like, no, don't do it. Mega Mad Legends is... So funny enough, the extra ammo that will be out later today,

the very end since I've been putting outro music is a... Mega Man Legends track. And like I just put it on the outro. Are you allowed to do that? Yes, absolutely. None of it's, none of it's. I, like video game music that's not copyright claimed. Oh, okay.

Yeah, like all you can, you can use what. As long as it's not, because it would be logistical, a nightmare if you started copyright claiming all this fucking music in video games, right? That's true. So, yeah, you can, anything like that. I use a lot of old Capcom stuff. So, because it's just all. Anyway, long story short, I just use it because one of my favorite.

video game soundtracks of all time. Mega Man Legends game. Such a fucking great game. And I want to remaster so badly. And then three got canceled. It was going to be on which DS? One of those things. Got canceled. Never came out.

I love that franchise. Even though I'm an X guy. I'm a Mega Man X guy. I think regular Mega Man's gay, except for Megamon Legends. That's so fucking silly. I like Mega Man. So the sequel to the X series was called Mega Man Zero was on Game Boy Advance. Right.

I would love a fifth one of those games so badly. I never got into those, but they're so good. Do you have a switch? Yeah, Joe Josh. Give a switch. I'll lend you, I have the cartridge for like the XX whole entire franchise. I'll let you borrow it.

It's a really, really dope game. I'll check it out. I just never, to me at a certain point, I was like, God damn, there's too many of these games

and I just fell out. Oh, you should borrow it and then I give it back. I have it. I have your Sky Room. You can have it. You can have it. I don't need.

You can have it. I don't need it. I'm offered to give it to you before you're like, I don't need it. I don't need it. I'm just going to borrow something you and never give it back. That's what your plan is now. You're like, I'm just going to do the same thing.

Oh man, that's crazy. I can I use this? Got a payback. But another one, Castlevania. I want a new Castlevania would be. Badly, dude. I did just, I think I just purchased Rondo and Symphony. One of the ones that was, I don't,

I don't fucking know. I don't know any of the time. Yeah. I never got past the Super. Nintendo ones. So, oh, you get the old ones. I'm fucking, like, so lost of all the, so those are the best ones. I had to, so I had to read and see like these 3D ones.

I'm Super Nintendo, right? Symphony's PS1. I think it has the Konami PS1 thing. Yeah, Konami, yeah, the symphony is PS1, I know for sure. Okay. I had to read, like, to see which ones I should buy because I think there was like a 361 or something. And there was some way, like, this one's good, but this one's not good.

And I was like, I don't know where to, I don't know what to start. Remake where you play like this 4V4. like one v like a four player version where you're like killing you're killing things throughout the map against people and it's really cool that's like sort of like a competitive version of it yeah i guess it's really interesting but i just love that franchise i think it's so good i love the university i mean especially watching that netflix series it really got me like interested or i was like i want to like get more into this god i love yeah symphony is still still a good game yeah it's hard i'm really bad at it though top five top five video games i think

genuinely to be a but I also I'm a Metroid vying like when I've played my first one I was like right this is the best kind of video game ever to me ever to me. It was a super Metroid was uh was special to me back in the day but then I kind of um that's another franchise that I fell off that's another franchise I just didn't continue where I was like man this is really sick and then I just I played every single 2D Metro game to completion that's interesting I love those games if I should have I because I was I was to the point where it's like oh I had like um I have Samish fucking statues And I for some reason I was like Like I just was like

I really have just this weird Nostalgia for this specific moment in time And I don't know anything about the franchise I wanted I wanted the Sammas doll where she has her armor off Like you know she does a thing when her armor comes off the pose she does Yeah And I wanted that so bad and my grandma would not buy that for me And I get it I get why

Covered in fucking no I didn't have come yet I was like I wasn't coming yet, but I wanted it. He didn't unlock it. I wanted it for that. I just didn't know why. There's like a future me being like, acquire that. Okay. Acquired that. Yeah.

Oh, man. All right. So, shout out to video games. I'm gonna get the zero suit for Jojo. Let me do that. Does you got idea? Yeah. Destiny getting helicoptered by swastacock.

Swastacock. That's insane. That is a... Swastikov. If that's not somebody's name already, it will be ready. Yeah, absolutely. It will be soon. So he says, where are the good racing games?

The PS3 and 360 era had extreme racing with planes falling out of the sky, debt-defying stunts on ATV and straight-up sedans getting Mario card power-ups. Arcade beat them up. Arcade beat them up have spiritual successors like TMNT splintered fate at least. Games are mad good. Yeah. We should play that on stream. That'd be a game we could put on stream.

I mean, this motherfucker's right. You got TMNT and then you got Fox Street to Rage 4. Like, Rage 4 is so good. I was playing Street to Race 4 with Jalen a couple weeks ago. It's damn good. It's so fun. I can't, like, I can't believe it. It's, you know, at least we got, at least we got some stuff.

Yeah. Arcade Beatma fans, I feel like are eating pretty good, actually. Relative to other places. Yeah. So, no, I fully agree with this. I don't know what the fuck happened. I feel like there were a lot. There was like, I remember split second.

I remember Blur. Blur was sick. Blur was like Tron. It was like Tron and Need for Speed at the same time. It was dope. It was like had Mario Car power up. and all sorts of bullshit. I remember Pure,

which was like an ATV racing game. And I loved Pure. It looked gorgeous. It had a great soundtrack. I remember Rising Against was on this soundtrack. And I was like, oh, shit, what the fuck?

I don't know. I guess it's, it's really more about the sim racing now, I guess. It's just kind of like Forza and, what is the other one? Grand Tirezmo. It would have been embarrassing.

I didn't know that. The thing is that, like, the thing is that graphics have increased so much. much so that like we went through the whole I was like how does it look the graphics graphics graphics graphics right wipe out and then those

wipe out pure is so good wipe out ESP oh my fucking god the music was what got me dude the music and the aesthetic I love yeah it's a shame like we don't I feel like games are really good right now there's a lot of good stuff out there are like high profile like disappointments obviously veil card and all that stuff

I know we ate too good we ate too good for too long and we had to get we had to get shot out the sun I just feel like There's just, 22. There's so many cool like things coming out of the

indie scene and even just like some of the other big games too like I don't Astrobot was kick ass and Hell Divers was crazy

and I don't know I was a double a game I guess I don't know What company recently I was just skimmings talking about scaling things back

or something Oh Ubisoft We did a story Today We did a story today about Ubisoft Kind of doing something like that

Yeah I remember and I'm like, you know what? Whatever it was said, I was like, yeah, dude, go ahead. Like, I don't need, I don't mind a smaller game. I don't need it to be $2 trillion. The head of the old head of PlayStation, Sean Layden gave like an interview where you're talking about, like, games are too fucking long. And I was like, I felt so seen by that fucking interview. I was like, oh my God, you're so, it's so right.

I agree, but I don't. The games that are long that I love are so fun because they're long. There's something like, you know there's something like, I think Balders Gate 3 is a great example where if you actually look at the map, it's not that big. The map is, the map is big technically. It's big enough, but it's not like, like when I was just thinking about, for example, a Dragon's Inquisition, that map is fucking ridiculous. Oh, that map is obscene. It's so, it's one of those things where I'm like, BG3 is filled with enough stuff to where the world feels much bigger than actually is. And I feel like that's what you should.

I think so, absolutely. I think it's the density. It's the density of what things to do and like meaningful. That's what I feel like Eldon Ring did perfectly. That map is big, but it also feels dense. And it's also layered because this thing, BG3's map is layered as fuck too. Yeah. So it's one of those things where I'm like, I think it's because it's not, it's, because there is no, there's no complaint that it's not big enough.

It's, I think there's just, again, when I talk about combat systems, where when it, when it feels boring, people notice how repetitive it is. That's true. It's always repetitive. But it's like, it feels repetitive now because the game sucks. Yeah. A game being good is really disguising how repetitive it is. Yeah. 100%. You're not going to be a game is going to be in fight.

You're not going to be really figuring out new shit in the game hour 45 in, you know? Imagine how much money you would have to spend on making a game new the entire way through. It would be physically stupid. Well, it would be, it would be, it would be the only people who could do it. I guess. Rockstar and maybe Valve. Yeah. Oh.

Like any company that like just any company. I think a Rockstar could do it. Has Ross Star done that? No. No. They could is the thing. They have Grand The Auto Grand The Theta Theta Theta Six is going to cost probably a billion dollars. I would have I'm not even exaggerating.

I really do think that it's going to be a billion dollar game. They're going to make it back though so fast though. They're going to make it back in three minutes. That game has got so much steam behind that even Lily's like I'm getting that shit. It's fucking silly. every comment section this happened before GTA 6 it's literally the free promotion

it's like a half like it really like they are in a position where like they are the only company that could really afford the resources to do something like that even if they don't do it like and to be fair like they're games that I want to be long right for sure but not everything like gotta word

dragon art doesn't need to be that long last of us two did not need to be that long there's so many games that just don't need to be that long I want that in like a red dead like from Rockstar and I want that and like not me personally

but like I would want to see that in like a Balders Gate 3 sure but the fuck are you doing making me pick flowers with some fucking

little black girl and got a war like what are we doing tiny black it's so insane that part I can't even explain to you how livid I was

that entire didn't you talk to me after this part's so fucking stupid so you know what's interesting about that I guarantee I've not looked at any mods

I guarantee there's a mod to skip that entire section. I guarantee. And it's the only thing that's motivated me to buy it on Steam. Because I actually literally have no desire to play it on the PlayStation because I don't want to do that part again. No, of course. Yeah. I thought you were going to say there's a mod to make her not black. That probably is there too.

I mean, it, well, here's the thing. I think I remember seeing that. Here's the thing. It might be there, but Nexus is actually tries its best not to be toxic. So like say when there was that whole fucking Starfield thing They ripped down some of those Some of the mods because they're like You guys are being fucking obtuse

That's crazy because I have lactating fucking carlack And yeah but that's that's not like It's not a harmful thing You're not doing it for a hateful reason You're doing because you're a freak I can go up and get a drink Like there's so many free It's also a consequential change

Like getting rid of I don't know Modding a pronoun selection out of the beginning of an RPG Is so dumb because you could just not use it That's banana Going to the effort to alter it at all like that, it's just so dumb. That's so crazy. I rarely go on Facebook.

I check the memory section, but like one of the posts that popped up was a veil. It was a bioware saying like, oh, thank you for playing the Vigard or whatever the fuck. And then the top comment was someone like, I'll come back when you edit out the woke or some shit like that. And I was thinking about it. And I was like, you don't literally even like the Tosh section, you literally don't have to do it. When you find out about her being like anything like that, you don't have to. Those are her, those are her literal side, her story arc that you don't, you know how you can just completely ignore a character and not really. I do it all the time.

You don't, it's, I do it. It's really hard to do it in Baldos Gate 3. I think that's only hard to ignore it. It's not that hard. The one thing, the one that you can't. That's the big problem with Bill Guard that like, I was like, oh, you're annoying. I want you gone. Huh?

So cool. I told you I killed Will. You killed. I think Will's so cool. I killed them one. No, no, no. I actually never, he literally disappeared. He never, so I don't, I need.

I killed him the moment I met him, in fact. When he jumps down on the wall? You're talking about when he, he's stabs one of the gobbling? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you kill him. That is great. It was ruining my immersion. I don't know why.

There's black people in this world with goblins? In this world where there's goblins. Gith Yankee and dragons. That's not realistic. Black people wouldn't be. They were in Africa. He was too distracting, so I killed him. But then I forgot that I modded in Kate Sith.

Did you real? I don't know if he's serious enough. I haven't played both of the game in a long time. I haven't installed on my laptop, but like there's just, there's a lot to play right now. Exactly. I'm refusing. I haven't even done. You want to go back.

I haven't done patch seven, but I'm always looking at it. You go to patch seven? Dude, I've too. You didn't do patch seven? I've been working on my list. I literally, I beat the game again in patch seven. It was amazing. You get to have the legendary action and stuff like that and every fight is insane.

I know. Oh, God. If I do that, I'm not playing anything else and I won't move forward. Like right now, I'm, so I bought a final. Someone, I think someone stole my Final Fantasy 15. Cool. So like, I've actually lost two. I don't know how it's happened.

I've lost two copies somehow. When I was, now it's on Steam so it can't be lost. I was playing that game. This was like, this game looks so fucking stupid. Yeah. Final Fantasy 15. Which one was that? I mean.

The one where... Aren't they all stupid, though? I mean, don't they all look stupid? Yeah, but that was like very like K-pop boy band. Yeah. Like that was that the one with the car? Yeah.

Yeah, I do remember that. Yeah, I do remember that. The prince with his stupid boots and like, like, bro, like, he's dripped up, but like in the dumbest way, in the dumbest way possible. I hate him so much that I was pissed off that there was no mods to,

I wanted to immediately change him. And then the only mod that I saw immediately was that make that bitch naked, the mechanic bitch. And I was like, of course. I didn't do it though I literally Of course

Click They all look like They all look like Sato Kivaiva In me Yes The only reason I didn't make her naked Is because I had to download a dedicated

Um Mod manager for Final Fantasy I'm like I don't have time for this shit I don't have time for the shit I don't have time for the shit Like if it was such fucking Dairlake So like oh his character

Why are they naked And have big breasts And squirting all the time Squirting Squirting squirtings Squirtings squirtings Scorting squirtings Scorting squirting

Squirting, squirting. What's a game where that would, like, not be helpful at all? Squirting? Like, most. Like, it's so jarring compared. It would only be, it would literally only be reasonable in, like, Super Mario Sunshine. Like, sort of. Sort of.

Barely. Like, you're playing. Maybe Splatoon. Guys, have you seen how many of those anime sex games they're on Steam? Dude, it's insane. I have two. I have some in my wish. I've stumbled.

Because they're so funny that I'm like, I want to come back to this later, but I'd never play those. Someone sent me one when I first got, I'm like my PC, people gift me a bunch of games. I swear I didn't play it yet. I'm going to play it eventually, but I can't because I know if I turn that shit on. Lily will walk in a roll right when I do it. It's the moment you press play. Kingston, what are you? Yeah, there was a goshu one that I'm in.

That's in my wishless right out. Like, this is so funny that this is like a turn-based nude anime thing. What is this? So morbid. And there's way too many reviews on it. There's so many reviews that there's so many of them. It's really insane. Like, you're, you're, that's an entire other industry.

Yeah. There's probably people who, like, I grew up with meat and fuck, uh, dynasties. But you're playing like, what is that? Meat and fuck. Uh, Elis. Meet and fuck impact or something. Yeah, meat and fucked impact. 35 over five days.

That's crazy. Anyway. Last question. And then we'll get the fuck out of here. Okay. Uh, hey there, big brain, big heart and big penis. What is your favorite horror moment in a non-h horror game? I like that question.

The one that comes to mind immediately is that fucking piano in Myr 64. That shit's fucked. That's scared the shit. For no reason, because the game is so pleasant and then you just get to a silent room and then you approach a piano and then it comes to life and I hate that shit. What kind of fucking guy is Bowser? You know, that's Peter's Castle. Oh, to have a piano like that? Yeah, like what kind of cunt are you?

he's that's that's peaches castle right it's peter's castle oh yeah no it is it is peaches castle right yeah

so she has a fucking I don't know man they didn't really think at all I just like what game what game is like it's something that doesn't

it's not a horror that's an interesting one that's more like you had a quick answer I don't have a quick one oh like the flood

to reveal yeah yeah that would count that literally framed like a horror moment. Because it's, that whole game is not that. No, yeah, it is very

much not. That's a good answer. Yeah, because they have like the, because you pick up the helmet and then it shows like the camera fee of the guy. He's like, what the fuck's going on? And then you don't see what kills him

and then you, they burst through the door. It's pretty cool. I mean, it's, it's not a horror game per se. I wouldn't really describe

Gears of War as a horror game. Right. I was thinking of, gears too. But that that berser shit in the church. When it just runs through the wall that first shows up. Like it's weird though because like it's hard-coated

berserk. Berserk. Berserk. Berserk. As it's running and tearing to it. This bitch is going crazy. Get out of the way. She's a fucking dumb slut. And she's squirting? She's squirting. She's running and rumming her some beam. You explode when the squirt ends you.

It turns you and it knocks you down and it makes you slip. And you're like, no, she's running towards me. No. What is it? The three stooges? Boing. Boing. Yeah, there's a couple.

Oh, wait, go. That yell is, that is the most iconic yell. It's a good yell, man. There's a, I feel there's a lot of, now that I'm thinking about it, there's kind of, it's just a matter of like how you would break them apart because Gears of War isn't a horror game but it is like there's parts of it that are like

definitely horror code. I agree. For sure. I can't think of most games being scared anymore because I'm such a fucking gigachad that's unable to express fear. Oh yeah. Of course. But like because I can't think of anything that's really scary anymore. I remember the last

game that scared me. What? It's fucking village. Yeah. You got a moment. Oh. Oh. Oh. Yeah. And that's weird because that's a horror game technically, but it's kind of not. Well, we're also fucking horny for Demetres the whole time that your boner dissipates the fear. Well, even just after that, like, after Dimitres... You're like, I don't care anymore.

That one section in that game freaks me the fuck out. And I think it's because it acclimated me to, like, it acclimated me to such a different tone that when it, like, threw that tone at me. I don't know where I was like, what the fuck are you doing? I think that game is really amazing because of how it explores. That is all of Resident Evil. It's, yeah. It's like a greatest hits kind of compilation. Entirety of that game franchise in its best way, I think, genuinely.

Yeah, we get it. We get it. There are no zombies. No zombies? No, there are no zombies in there. So that's the only thing they were missing. They weren't actual zombies. There's no, like, T, or C virus.

No, yeah. Demetreskes is technically that. Well, I mean, like, you know, the mindless motherfuckers just want to bite you. Yeah, sure. Yeah, there's none of those. There's were, like, they're getting, like, very fantastical, but I didn't, it was fine. It was cool as fun. Yeah.

I was totally in. I don't like the fly swatter. I didn't like. You're fucking assholes. Wait, what? I kind of remember not liking the, the previous one.

Seven? Yeah. I like biohazard a lot, actually. I think the beginning is annoying as fuck, though. It bothered me how slow you were. Yeah. And then it bothered me that,

like, I just didn't want to be in that house. You know, you know what annoyed me how obviously supernaturally you were and how like you just didn't acknowledge it. Oh, yeah.

When you put your hand back on, right? Was that the first moment? That was seven. Yeah, for sure. And I was like, Because you did an eight as well too, right? You did something like that.

Yeah, for sure. It was a much more obvious. They made it much more obvious that you were not like a regular person. Your dickhead falls in a garbage disposal and then you reach in and pieces by, you spent, there's eight in game hours where you spend piecing your disband. Sewing it back together. Yeah, yeah, cauterizing it back into a penis. I was just like, are we going to, is he going to acknowledge that like, what, what am I? Like, immediately that you put your hand back on?

The part where you fight the dad in a garage with a car. That's so funny. That part is so fucking fun. That game, like that I, you know it's funnier? Oh, no, go ahead. Like, I just, like, I look at that moment in that game and I'm like, what the fuck is happening? Like, I'm playing it. I'm like, what is happening right now?

That motherfucker is drifting in the fucking garage. It's so funny. I was like, did the garage get bigger? Like, what is, what's happening? It's such an unreasonably large garage. But it's not. No, I know what you're saying, but it's not, it really, I don't even know how to describe it. Exactly.

It feels like it's not that big when you go in. Yeah. And then it becomes, it's like non-Euclidean. Does he get in a car, he gets smaller, I get smaller, and the car gets smaller? It's the reverse GTA car wobble. How it wiggles wider. That is one of my favorite things I've ever seen. The fact that you just wiggle the car is getting bigger.

The fact that the car is getting bigger. Car in Grand The Thought of San Andreas, or like one of those remakes, gets bigger if you just noodle yourself left or right is fucking hilarious. I don't even know how you would even program that in on purpose. That is so perfect. It's so great. I heard they fix those games, actually. Yeah, I saw that they just surprise dropped. Like, oh, here's a patch.

Here you go. Great. Several years late. That's so funny. The idea of the fact that your car getting wider and it's active in all those frames is so insane. It's amazing that it's just crash the gun. Yeah, I think the idea of that is like it exists in both spaces, then doesn't stop existing in both places. I don't know what you're saying at all, but like I agree.

No, like, you don't know what I mean how like when you would, obviously, when you would turn right, your car goes from existing in the frames of like the left side to the right side. What happens that the whole thing exists there and here at the same time. So it's just, it's like, I guess it's like stretching your ears where you're adding more like cells. But instead of the cells Disappading over here They don't make It stays And then it's more

There's a point where you can Drive down the street And hit everybody on both sides And the sidewalk Which is crazy That's that's fucking fantastic I love that That's actually not bad in my mind

I would have loved to have played Those games all fucking broken But I would obviously I wasn't I wasn't gonna pay for it You know what I'm saying Yeah I got it immediately Like a dummy

You did? Yeah I got it I think I had one through GamePass I got it because Lily loves GTA. That's like her fucking game franchise. It's Animal Crossing in GTA. Does she like do fucked up stuff in that game?

Yeah, of course. Animal Crossing, Pokemon and GTR. He does have violent tendencies. Of course. I'm so excited for, I'm actually really looking forward to six. It's going to be like an event. I feel like it's been a while since we've had like an event. I wish they would do like a midlight release.

Just like, for old time sake, hey, game stops. You know, I know there's only six left. after but like everybody I might go I'm sure we're doing it 100% would go The people like GameStop know who we are So I don't like going there anymore

Do they really? Yeah they know me and you and you What where? What game stop do you go to? The one I cannot say exactly where It's gonna be too close to where we live Where's the address? Look man

Where's it? Look you know one closest to where I live Look it's It doesn't matter which one you go to It's actually It's weird that Every Every game stop

Vegas My hometown Yeah they're like Oh hey yeah you know And then I was like I guess it makes more sense That these fucking nerds They would be video

Yeah So I was like It's funny how like everyone I go to Like all the ones in the general Like Glendaya or Burbank area I go over and they're like Oh I know who you are and I'm like Yeah it makes sense

Oh what's up dude Yeah it makes sense I get a bitch I'm like no don't touch me Every time Every time I go into a game stop Somebody goes like hey And they lean in my ear and whisper The N word

Very Very And you lock up And you lock up You're, uh, all right. Let's get the fuck out of here.

It's like Venom when he wraps you up in the webs. Let's get the fuck out of here. Let's read our $25 and up patrons. Yeah, I want to play some rivals tonight, baby. Yeah. You were so excited for it's crazy,

bro. I'm a, it's a game for a Marvel fan. Yeah, and it makes me happy. I'm, I'm happy that you're happy. I just,

I don't know, man. I'm not. You should try it. I'm unhappy that you're happy. You're going to be playing the game with me. I know, yeah. I'm not happy, you're happy.

Look, I might I might download it. Jump on. You have a PS4, right? Yeah, I'm pro. Yeah, you can play it. I mean, you have a PC also. Yeah, you have cross-lay.

It does, right? It has to be. It has to be insane to launch a game like that way. There's no not crossplay anymore. Right. That shit was stupid back when it was still happening well. Yeah, so dumb. Yeah.

It's insane that it took us this long to really get it reliably. The fact that it's even a question. Like, it's not. not an immediate obvious answer that it has crossplay doesn't that promote longevity like it does I understand crossplay not working for some things when there's like severe modding and dude helldivers didn't technically work for a little bit for like like or at least not in the way that it should have crazy

because I know bg3 they released crossplay recently because it affect that that game in general that's another one not just didn't have it that's right that is not that long but now it exists and now it's fucking crazy because I played with my cousin he was like dude you'd fuck some of these guys right my fucking get us he's you'd fuck somebody's I'm like, I want to crossplay with like, yeah, I'd fuck Will and he's like, wait, what do you mean?

Whoa. What do you mean, bro? And I'm like, what? He wouldn't fuck Will. He's like, no, son, no, I wouldn't do this gay shit. Man, we got to crossplay with like the most broken mods. Like, just, just the tits that take up the entire fucking, like, isometric, like, fucking street.

I did the mod where the whole party is available. And the character interactions are so fucking good. Like, insane. Like having all of them together talking to. Obviously, you miss out on some. I see. Because you just don't have everybody available at the time. But having all of them there at the same time.

So everybody's there. Is everyone naked? No, only the girls are naked. Fair. That's fair. They're naked. Two of them have dicks. Not going to say which ones.

Let's you guess. Carlach and the old bitch. Nah, not Carlykehira for sure. I gave her to fucking pipe. She got the rod. All right. Let's get here. I'm hungry.

I had 14 potato chips. What's his name? Wivern? What's his name? Wither's? Wither's? Wither's. Wither's fucking.

He didn't. Oh, I saw the big titty. I saw the big tits withers. Did you see withers? Did you mean, Wethers yet? He's like the dead guy. Yeah.

Yeah. Doesn't he show up no matter if you like run into him or not or no? I don't know. I hated going into that fucking tavern where he was. Just being ambushed by all those fucking. You're going to. I don't like fighting in that game, man. Oh.

I love it, but I understand if I might not like it. You think anyone's like fucked with the game so much that it turned into like a hackenslash. I hope so. That's crazy. I hope so. The third person hack and slash. I mean,

I would play it. I'd play it. Yeah, they had the chance with the freaking, the Dark Alliance game. They already made it. It ends up being shit.

Oh, yeah, they have the, like, D&D fits a hack and slash so well already because of how fuck the game is magically in bullshit.

Yeah. You would, like, make one. Just make one. They could. And just take what Dragon Age did and do it good.

And just do it good. I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, 100%. They want to use that party from Drag on from Baldersgate 3. Read the Nags. All right. We're going to read the $25 and up patrons. Remember you can go over to Patreon.com, Sustra Star Tank.

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And I was like, ah, I don't want to start from zero. It's been, yeah, I was like, I'm just going to. Why not? Whatever. They know, I'm a part of it. They understand. They know who you guys are. So it's, it works.

It's literally just a side channel. I literally don't use anymore. Just change the name and be like, I'm 100% going to do it. Yeah. So cut me down. Three, two, one. No, no, in English. Uno dos trace.

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I agree. I agree. There's not really a lot of reason to go out and vote, really. I agree. Especially when there's not much change being made. There was way too many people that, like, I was even just casually watching like some fucking gaming video and his dudes, he's like, I don't really care about people's politics.

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I didn't want to mention it. I forgot about that. I was trying to think of a thumbnail. And I was like, oh, I should mention that dumb bitch. Put her in there. Yeah. It counts. We're literally talking about right now.

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This isn't clickbait. It's real. We talked about it. Literally the description needs to be two hours said we talk about it. Don't worry. What did she do even? She started like a crypto meme coin and I think she's actually in a lot of trouble. Like she's actually like I think she's deeply in trouble.

There's a fucking stupid. Like I understand that she's fucking trying to max out because she sucks and she's look, no one's got to care about her like in a year and like it's like six months maybe. Yeah. So she's, yeah, mean coin. Cash out. I get what she's doing. But it's like you don't.

You don't, if you're not, you don't have to do that specifically. Not the coin that everyone's getting in trouble for. She has a podcast that people listen to. Like max out on fucking stupid fake drinks or something, like detoxes or whatever. They do brand deals. Yeah, like the, not the meme coin. Like, you're dumb. She's so stupid.

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Lather that penis. You know what's so funny? The nigga of that fucking film, nowhere to be. Nobody knows. Yeah, he died actually. They shot him. They shot him and then he drowned in a fucking hot tub. A hot tub full of spit.

A guy actually... A guy actually... That is fucking shit. She encased him in a pool of spit. spit and shot it. That's great. Right where he drowned. There's a video of it too.

There's a video. It's exactly like the CEO video. Yeah. She's skilled, dude. Yeah, yeah. Her gun jams and everything. That is so jacers. Her gun jams.

She fucking. I haven't thought about jakers at a long time. That's, that's, that is the olive apartment. That's several apartments ago. Yeah, that's Lord. There was like, there was, how do you even explain this?

Do you remember how to explain this? So what happens is I would say jacers, right? And it is this little pig from a show called fucking Jakers the Adventures of Pigley Winks. That was on fucking PBS. And he would always say Jakers. But for some reason, because we're dumb, you would try to rhyme words with Jakers. He would like, Jakers, Quakers, Wafers, Bakers. And we just went, we went in.

Christian Slater. It's not, it's not. Christian Slater. Slater. It was the way that he says jakers in the show. And then it's like, there's a theme song for the show and it's playing. It's like, Blah, it's been Jaggers. And then it's interrupted by just a very poorly mixed clip of him going,

Jakers. And it's like over. Like, as an audio editor, you'll appreciate how stupid it sounds. What is that? Because it's, it doesn't matter. Who fucking? But we would constantly say things that would rhyme with that. He just turned to me and said, that's, that's Jakers level seven.

I was like, I haven't thought about that in fucking literally five years, actually. John Strickland, Meebee-Fishy, Merck's 1889, total... When did we move out of Olive? Was it five years ago? It was 20... Right at the beginning of COVID, right? Slow down. All right, Biden.

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Being dead for that dying at 31 sucks Yeah Yeah It's so much younger than we understand No it's just a lame place Like 27 dope Dope Um

I even think I even think 40 Kind of cool 31 is just such a lame I want to die at a thousand I want to be hooked with some machines Yeah You're gonna look like fucking palpitine

In the last movie Or he's just all like You're gonna be You're gonna be Cramping in on tubes Is insane. The N-words? You're gonna look like that...

That's what keeps you alive? You're gonna look like that tree from... Is you gonna leave that tree from Fallout 3? I don't remember. You don't remember the tree? The guy gets like melted into the tree. Oh, my God. Like, what's that fucking asshole's name in the, in the lore of, uh...

Warhammer? Viking shit. Who's that asshole? That asshole in the tree? Mimir. Oh, Mamir. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Viking shit.

I forgot he was in the tree. Yeah. He was like, even ahead for so long. That's what. Fucking Cradles fucked his mouth and they took him down. The Grinos takes him off of his head off and then Face fucking and toss him off the mountain. There's a mini game like an old Kratos would have done that. Old Kratos would have done it.

He told him what I think. I don't know. He was just the urge. Some people are like, oh, I don't like Credo. Like I think him figured himself out and like getting back and that he was like grounded, I guess. Well, he'd growing up and being like, yo, I kind of suck. I think those are the people that have anger issues. people that people just haven't grown

people that because I saw people did you I like it I understand that I want to hear what you I want to hear what you have to say I was going to say look I like it but I also get it when people look at it and they're like you're trying to make this take this seriously

this dude's a fucking monster like I get it well I agree because there's also like this there's it's funny I've heard these conversations a couple times where it's just like a lot of people in the games industry right now are taking like old things that people really loved

for what they were and then like doing therapy on them. Yeah. You know, it's just like when really like I don't know, I don't care that you had a kid and you're like 45 and you want to express that through like a video game. Go do it. I don't think it always necessarily has to be like let's, I want to make Master Chief do this. You know what I mean?

Like I get the annoyance in that. Having said that, I think God of War does that better anything else. God of War has done it the best out of anything I've ever seen. do it. Yeah. That's why I kind of give it a pass. But I get the core criticism there where it's just like, what do you sort it out amongst yourself? I would say,

ask the question, ask the question, ask this question. Sure. What would God of War fans prefer dad of war or a continuation of like God of War III? Like unanimously, everyone's like like, oh, I miss when he fucking kicks the living shit out of Poseidon

and blinds him with his thumb and snaps his neck. That moment is so brutal. It's like that That moment is so, like, people don't talk about how fucked up that moment is. Because Poseidon is trying to crawl away. He's trying to get back in the water. And then they do the flash where it goes through his perspective. And Claire just walking towards him like, I'm about to rape you.

The fucking. The scene's getting blurry because he's kicking the shit out of your head. So you're starting to get all blurry and you start crawling away. And then you press both, uh, fucking. Yeah. It's so blind. It's a joke moment. It's a dumb moment.

Come on. What makes it crazy. He really thought he was going to do. something. Like, like, the shit that this motherfucker just did, this motherfucker just corralled the titans his side. The motherfuckers that you guys had to trick and defeat. You guys couldn't outfight them.

And then they're like, I got, I got this. I'm water. Right. I guess the way that I would look at it is like, imagine like, there was a game that you loved for very specific reason. And like, he's like, okay. Like, imagine, imagine crash bandicoot dealing with abortion. You know what I mean?

Like, it's just like there's certain. I, like, you don't need everything to be that. It's jarring. Whoa. That's, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's it, that's it. The mask is all sad, too. Yeah, the mask is, he spins so slow.

He spins, like, Joker in the bathroom. I want somebody animated a photo real estate Crash Badagoo twirling, depressingly in the bathroom right the fuck now. And make him similar. little bit the Joaquin phoenix in the face okay a little bit you're asking for too much they can do it we've seen

shit that I'll blow your mind they can do it I would say I don't need that extra step but like go ahead just one not even not even don't don't just do he's so sad he's so depressed he can't even finish so yeah so I

would I would urge people to resist the like if you're in the games of industry. Like, look, everybody goes through things, everybody grows up, everybody experiences things. I'm sure there's interesting ways for that you can do that. And that's to be organic. It needs to be organic. And I think Kratos works. Right. I think it it is still a bit of

it, it is a bit of a stretch slightly. But I think it works. Crash. But my most sincerest apologies. I know this is a difficult time. Wow. If you need anything, don't ask it.

The idea is that like Cortex got Cocoa pregnant somehow And now it's a really serious situation And that end turned it into a you know You know That the kid's going to be a You know That's how it works He's going to be the letter in

He's going to be It was going to be one of those things They had to have an abortion Yeah, abortion and crashes like Oh my sister's suffering Like, whoa. And Crunch is like, whoa. My sister's sorry.

He talks. It's his only line. I mean, we're fucking around, but this is so stupid that it would engage me. You know? Look, I would be. We're here talking shit. Like, we wouldn't all play that with our fucking eyes glued to the TV. I have two.

Look, I would buy the $200 special edition statue. Statue of pregnant Coco dead on the ground. Like, I would do it. But like, don't do that. Don't make this. Don't make me buy that. You're making that for me. That's it.

That's it right there. Don't make that solely for me. For us. That's a beautiful fucking line right there. Don't make me buy this. Don't make me buy this. That's so, that is literally what God of War was too.

Because like there's no way I'm not going to play it. I like it. I think God of because I think it's, I think it works really well because creditors is, but like I get, I get. The replay value fucks me though. It's no repay value at all.

Yeah. That's, that's a thing with long games. That's, that's narrative games though, really. Uh-huh. narrative games aren't really replay value

They're not made to replay in the same way that we like I dude I I mean because I played hate this dude I what the fuck I played dead space remake twice in a row What I was just so fucking good Because it was quick I mean I've played resident evil for too many times It's a greatly pays games It's one but the game play is fun there too I think the thing about crados that it fits his character mostly It's fun I don't actually I think they just do a good job

I don't have a huge problem with it it really I just I, like you said, don't make me, but I actually literally did not care about him. I didn't care about Datavore. I didn't ask for it. But it was one of those things. Like you said, don't make me buy it. Because I'm like, that's literally, they put it on a play. And I'm like, fuck, I'm going to play.

Obviously, I'm going to play it. It sticks to landing, but it didn't have to, you didn't have to take that jump. But it didn't. You didn't have to do it. I'm glad you did. Yeah. Resist the urge to do this with most other things. Sure.

Because I don't think anything else is nearly as interesting enough to do this with. The only day of Carabon now is just them remas, remaking. God War I and Two, particularly two. Two is a fantastic fucking action adventure game. It's so fucking good. I'm excited. The score is... Does that been coming?

Has that been said or not? They've never said they're going to do it, but they fucking have to. They should. Dude, go back and listen to the soundtrack when he's fighting Perseus. It's fucking amazing. I hate that he fight Perseus. It almost sounds like Jaws type of shit. I hate that he fights Persis.

That's like my favorite character in that. He beats the flaming fuck out of him. And he beats up Hercules, my fucking homie. He beats Hercules, like, savagely. Let's be real. He fucks up everyone. I think there's a few particular ones. Like, I think obviously Poseidon, Hercules and.

Dude, fucking Thetius. He smashes his head in a door over and over. Flat. And then bam. And then he just goes flopping, like, and he's just dead. That really is crazy. It's so fucking brutal. I love you.

intimately fucked up. That's why it's like this guy's a psycho He's a secret level Impaled well good Is he at the secret level Where he fights Homer? Simpson?

It was supposed to be like It was supposed to be The Greek Homer But it actually ended up That someone Didn't get the assignment Yeah they got it completely wrong It was too late to change

That's not someone That's a lot of people Fucking up No no no back then it wasn't Back then it was like maybe like two guys They just heard Homer. They just heard Homer. I was like,

oh, I know who Homer is. They're like, this is kind of weird, but I guess I'll get on it. They're like, I don't know Greek with algae at all, but I guess like, Homer must be from it.

I guess Homer is a part of the Pantheon. They would have said, like, they wouldn't have, like, it is a first name basis. Like, like,

there's no other Homer. Kratos barely wins. I was gonna fucking say that. Really? Like, like, there's a point where Kratos is a hard to use a gun. He just has to use a gun straight up.

He's like, He pulls out of gun To kill Homer Simpson There's a moment where they're fighting And Homer has a gun About to shoot Kratos And girls is like

Oh there You have to fucking do the fucking tap in the circle It's like Yeah Don't don't Don't Go And then he's to plug in a keyboard

And type shoot You gotta do it quick He put the keyboard in too early You fail Yeah Oh my God What a terrible idea. All right, we gotta fucking get out of here.

You didn't play type into the dead. I love that game. I've heard of it, never played it. That shit's cool, man. It's good shit. We should never get the money to make movies or video games because we would make, we would make shit that's really cool, but like, for six people. We would make, we would be groundbreaking.

We would make, we, we could only make, we only would need to make one thing. Yeah. And then it would, it would make $5 trillion. We'd be the Kojima. We'd be the cojima's of video games, a modern generation. But, like, reviewers would be like, kill these guys. Kill them. Why are they doing this?

Why are they doing this to everything? I'm okay being martyred like that. We get the rights to Mario somehow. We make Mario a fucking porn game. Mario, fuck his way to the rights. No, Mario should just be a porn addict. I like that. It's a background part of the game where he's a fucking crippling porn addict.

He needs to stop. He needs to, like, jack off and watch porn. He wakes for He wakes up covered in porn mags and fucking tissues And he's like I gotta say Princess Peach Yeah and he just keeps fucking It would be so easy to savor too

But he's just so distracted by gooning He just sees CCs like a slightly curvy shell And he's like I gotta fucking Give me a second wall That lamp looks crazy I already have blue balls even though I jacked off Like a few minutes ago His balls are visibly blue

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