The Snark Tank - #285: Mice In Black II

Episode Date: December 13, 2024

Here comes the Mice In Black

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Sweating Sweating hard If you sweat too much Does it look like you're raining? You're raining It looks like water Yeah, raining Oh it's like you're raining?

It does it look like it's raining? You look like your rain? You're raining You're raining That is You know what I mean, though And I think it's right It's not right

because why because the only way when rain hits you and it's pouring on you it's raining on you right yeah but like so when you're sweating profusely it can only look like it's rained on you but what if you're sweating profusely on something are you not raining on it so here's the thing if that ever happens i think you die in two like what you got that's too much liquid leaving your body I think in just a few seconds you're dead. Like, you can't do that. If you start sweating so much, you're like a faucet. Yeah.

You're out the fight. You're out the fight pretty quick. I do want to see that, though. I think I do. I swear to God, I've sweated like that. I swear to God, I feel like I've sweated. When I was doing boxing training? Yeah.

That was the closest I ever got to coming to be like, I am raining right now. We've played football. There were times after practice where I felt like I was out. out of liquid in my body. Like when you sweat to the point, it starts drying on you and you're like, I can't sweat anymore. I need to drink water fat.

Very dangerous and especially with the coaches always made a point. They're trying to make you mentally tough. Yeah. So you couldn't drink when you desperately needed it. Finish your laps first or something like that or finish your drills first. Oh, pain is weakness leaving the body and I'm like, I'm going to die, idiots. And then

I think you're not going to have a fucking, I don't know, first basement. There's no programs anymore of first basement. Yeah. I really don't know. Like, I know quarterback and that's it. Running back?

Is that a football? I should have played baseball. Burning Mac? Yeah, the Bernie Mac. That's a good position. Running back, yeah, running back.

Running back, yeah. Running back is the position. It's quarterback and running back are like the position. It's like a defensive lineman or something? I don't race is cop. Yeah, there is a defensive line. Yeah, I've heard that. You're running.

You're running. I try to be. I'm short. So I try to be, I'm short is fine. He still has a back and he can run. I was just like. Damn,

God damn, bro. God. I just said we had a racist cop coach, so he, uh, he, he didn't, well, of course. He didn't like the black, where you're from, of course. Yeah. He was like, I was like, of course. He made a white boy. Of course.

I have a cop. Of course. Like, you made, they made a white boy a running back in your school. They made, well, so he was, he was, he was a light skin, um, uh, Hispanic. But I think he identified, since he was a copy identified with, with the white, you know, he was, he didn't identify. So he was, he was, he was, he didn't identify. So he was like, as long as you are white passing or just did it, I saw him visibly make.

So I started doing defense because I was like, fuck this guy. I'm not going to. He's the offensive coach. Fuck him. And I started doing defense stuff. And I was like, I'm going to do linebacker even though I'm way too short. It would be a linebacker. But I don't care.

I was like, I'm a good fucking football player. I saw, I was getting praise and I saw this guy make like, visibly make like, yeah, whatever. And I'm like, did anybody else see that? Like this guy just doesn't want me. And then at the end of our season, he actually at our banquet. He made a statement saying, yeah, I just want to apologize. I don't know if he got his arm twisted, but he was like, I want to apologize for,

there was a maybe a little bit too hard on some people. And maybe I should have put certain people in positions. And I was like, what the, what the fuck? Because there was this small Mexican dude, fastest motherfucker I've ever seen before. Should have been a wide receiver because you're so fine. No one could have beat him. didn't even try him didn't even I was like he just hated him because he was too dark and I was like this is crazy that like we're allowing and I think it is our problem that we didn't

we're not rats like being a rat is the biggest bitch move you can do unfortunately but unfortunately sometimes you got to make moves to make somebody should have because he probably would have been fired if we would have complained the problem is that people are rats they're rats then they're scared about being rats if you are a rat then you stand on business you're like yeah I told so what let's put it this way let's put it this way This one guy So this dumb ass bought a taser to school And then, you know

We're being tased in the locker room It was I got tased It was crying I know what it feels like to be tased And it's it's weird Because it's it's It feels like a hot pinch Like you're like it's like you know

The electricity you're crazy Well I obviously no I don't No what I mean I feel like most people Who's gonna tased me That's crazy Most people have not been tased You're right 100%.

But you're like not a you're not a dumb kid you're like a dumb young person you were like I'm gonna play Halo and like I don't know learn how to make YouTube videos I mean I was a I was a kid and I did You weren't a dumb kid though I did crazy stuff like I climbed shit

That I shouldn't have climbed but like I never like I've been pretty cautious for a yeah well But that's niche like somebody Somebody bringing like a dumb weapon like that So what happened? I never fucked around with Taze I never fucked around like I knew kids who would like bring matches

I'm like I'm gonna fuck around with you man You see like that's so light I know. Matches is so, baby. Matches is fine, but like I've seen people just fuck themselves. Like, oh, I like, like, dude, my, my aunt, or my mom told me the story of my aunt how she, like, went under her bed and lit matches. And it, like, caught the bed on fire and burned down a fucking building. Agents who are realtores do more than open doors.

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Limited time only, price and participation may vary cannot be combined with any of offer. It's just like, well, I'm not fucking around with matches really. That's like hyper stupid. That's like hyper stupidity. I've done dumb shit like that. That's why now I'm so opposed to doing dumb shit where I'm like, because now I have the validity where I'm like, I know.

Like my kid will be like, I want to do this. Like, look, man, I know that stupid. Why? Because I've done it. What was the dumbest thing? The dumbest thing I've ever done. It wasn't that lie. I might have mentioned this on the podcast before.

where my, my private elementary school, uh, the teacher, she bought toys for us. Yeah. So we play like after, you know, the classes or whatever.

And I took the Barbies, at least one of them. And then on the brick wall, I scratched this tits off and I thought it was so funny. I thought it was so fucking funny just scratching the tips. That would be such a psychotic thing to see. It was like, I definitely wasn't doing that.

I definitely wasn't doing it like, yeah. No, I was laughing because there's nothing like evil about you. You're just like, you're like a kid drawing a picture and you're, possessed you're like he's giggling as a child at barbie titless as he's scratching them off with a sharp blade that's not how i remember it but you know hey maybe from a different perspective i need to talk

to my well she's dead my teacher dead but uh she was a big woman and diabetes claimed her fast it is but uh yeah but uh that that that fucking i guess the craziest thing that one kid did was bring the taser my point was like nobody radded on this guy he was tasing people and then but then there was this one other the bully dude. This dude died too, but he did kind of, you know, he's one of those people

with like karma, you know? It is what, yeah, yeah. He started taking the taser and he's tall and he started going and all of a sudden

one of the coaches saw and then, but nobody said anything. But one of the coaches like, I'm not blind. I saw you snap snapping. I'm not blind.

Like that immediate icebreaker to the conversation. I'm not blind. I snap, because we're all like, oh, yeah, we're all,

we clearly could have been like, yeah, that nigga was tasing us and that guy shit got crazy but we're all like and you guys stupid kids like that's the dumbest thing you guys ever done it's crazy oh yeah I imagine I've done really we're in a small city

yeah of course yeah I've done a lot of really yeah I was in a small city too but it was a small city full of in a cat in a microwave no I've never heard animals that's something I can never say I've done he didn't he says that but he doesn't consider cats animals so like that's kind of animals but just barely you know that's true right right like dolphins aren't animals. I'd bash a dolphin tanning with my fist. Well, dolphins not an animal. It's a fish.

Don't turn out. Let me just, I'll pass that up. But, uh, but like I did shit that like, it's literally illegal. I can't say. Like, I've done shit. Like, it's like, this is so stupid. Like, I had to testify once. Like, that's how much the dumb shit I've been involved in it's like, this is out of pocket. Yeah. And now I look back on it and I'm like, what the fuck was I doing involved in that? It's true. I definitely am aware of a lot of weird shit that has happened, but I was not adjacent to it. Me being one of the only black kids in my city was already enough for me to not fuck around as much

because already I had to innocently explain. So I'm in middle school and I'm with my black friend Cameron. We're like, hey, let's go back to our elementary school. Just check it out to what it looks like. And then there was a gardener just doing some shit. And we used to go to the school. And they were like, oh, okay, all happy and shit. And the cops show up like five minutes later.

And I was like, what's the problem? Hey, I'm going to need you to sit down on the curve. And I'm like, what's, you know, It got a little Nothing happened But it got a little tense And my mom had explained to me like Hey

Yeah Hey There was one time where someone Brought into a house We were all made up in there All of our friends You broke into house? No, absolutely never

That's how you get killed Where I'm from That's how you get killed Someone has a gun someone will kill you I thought you said you broke into a house Someone broke into a house Someone broke into a house Someone got you gotcha

Gotcha Jalen and I So it wasn't even where I was at It was down in a development by where I lived, but I was up in like the upper area. Like I lived on an area called like Merritt Boulevard where like the boulevard was like way miles down is where I live.

Further up is where like all the shopping centers are and everything in that area. We were all meeting there. All of our friends were meeting there because we were going to someone's house do something. I think it was for E3 because we were going to Christmas House. I think that was the kind of tradition we'd go to Christmas House for E3.

They stopped Jalen and I and questioned us while they didn't stop our friend Joe or our friend Marco, but they stopped Jalen and I. They walked by. And they were like, what are you guys? Where were you guys a few seconds ago?

We were like in Panera bread? Like what's going on? And I knew I was getting profiled. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I knew I was getting profiled, but I was like, if I showed. Panera bread. Panera, that sounds. Foreign.

That sounds like a weapon. He's got a gun. But literally, I had to like not, you can't show them aggressive like that because they're already fucking crazy. Yes. Some like, all right, cool. They're begging for you to do something fucked up. They're begging for you.

And I saw Jalen cracking and I was like, Jalen really don't be smart like now. Like just tell them what's going on. They're like, hey, where do you? They were like, hey, where do you live? Right. And I showed them my ID and where I live there's a money area. So I was like, I live right here and I'm like, oh yeah, go. Get out of here.

Oh, you're like, okay, cool. You're one of the good ones. All right. Yeah. All right, cool. Remember I came into Panera and told you like right after? I was not listening to you. Of course you weren't fucking twider.

You're going to suffer. and you're going to need and I'm going to ignore. Yeah, the place. I've never done it. I'm always there for people. I hate it. It's just not concerned. Especially back then I hated you.

I was like, good. Oh my God. That's so fucked up. Why did they kill him? He fucking called them. It was me. I was hiding in a fucking fox hole. There's a giant.

Somewhere. There's a tall black man. There's a black. Big black. But like, and then Janeling got caught in. And you apologize. as a jailing. Yeah, yeah.

Behind the scenes, I was like, I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry. I told them the funny one, uh, was innocent.

That's so insane. You're just like, I'm just like, what the fuck? Can you imagine? This whole time. This whole time. Like I would hate you.

Well, yeah. Of course, like you called the, I would hate anybody that called the police. Chris swatted his own apartment just to try to get you killed. That is,

that would be fucking. That is bananas. That is bananas. is so insane. That is like, why get that? That is like the guy throws a Maltov, a foot away. That's my favorite. I love playing, like, video games.

You put on like, put on like a trainer on like infinite health or something and just start like, you just do like kamikaze stuff. Like just throw the Maltov straight down and it kills everyone, but you'll be fine or take a rocket launcher to your feet and then like kills everyone, but you get up in your fine. It's insane that that's a reflex of mind in game. I'm like grenade right at the floor. I love doing that.

There's something about like if you, this is, I'm not talking for PVP purposes. I don't because I don't cheat, but like say if I'm just doing like a PVE thing, there's something more satisfying about killing everyone when you should have died and then you're still fine. There's something about it that just makes it so funny to me. I,

because of me being kind of a shitty person in baser instinct, I love knowing that if cheating will make sense. someone's so angry. I understand. Like someone putting their personality in like winning stuff. Yeah. And then them not winning is funny. It is.

I'm sorry to say it's really, it's like whenever, like when I played basketball thrived off that feeling of like, oh, this person is the big man. I'm going to back him down and score on him. Or the person is the person's the guard. I'm going to run a guard down and then drive the lane on it.

When I used to play baseball, it would just make me feel good. When I used to play baseball, I would run with the bat. That's, crazy. You know, you can't, you straight can't do that. He just fucking crack the first basement. I did it, though. Bam! You would crack, you would one hand crack it and just walk around with it. For some reason, Chris always gets a home run.

Yeah, fuck. He did, like, no one can touch him. He's crazy. He's so fast. And you watch the replay and it's literally like, it's not even, I'm not even running. I'm just like inching forward, like, like, lunging kind of. So no one has the balls to come up to me with the ball. I wouldn't even hit far. I would bunt it. Someone tries to throw the ball and you hit it away with your bat and you walk or the bait. Do that be kind of saying? Can you do that? No, you can't. That would be so cool.

I feel like, sorry, I feel like you can't do that, but no one's done that to not be able to do that. You can't bring the bat with you. Yeah. I guess you can't swat the ball away technically because the ball has to be, someone has to be in possession of ball and tag you. So you just catch it and fucking. I guess you could. Because I have seen, I don't know what I was watching, but I have seen somebody. throw the ball at, like, you know, you're, you're too far away to actually tag them,

but then they throw the ball at the person. And it's like, it was one of those last ditch efforts of panic. Yeah. They panic. So then they threw the ball at the person. And it's like, yo, that's, that sound. And the back of their head explodes. It's like, it's not how this game works.

Or like the, you take the glove off and then throw it at them. I was like, wouldn't that, doesn't that technically? There's still a little sweat on the glove, you know, shouldn't that tech account? I touched them technically because that's me on it. I think that's how baseball would be much more. hand of your skin your skin hand off

Oh, Ew. There's a countdown now for, for hitting the, in, I guess in Major League

baseball where there's a certain amount of time you have to now actually bat and swing or whatever because it used to just be,

you know, they would take their sweet time. All right, here ball, strike, whatever it is and then you'd be

scratching their ass, they'd be sucking people off and then, all right, now I'm reset. Oh, really?

Like, yeah, so now there's a certain amount of time. It might be like something like 15

seconds I've always thought that was a thing. It's so much, it's so much better for pacing because I only, look, man, if you like baseball, bless you,

that's great. It's fun to play. It's really not fun to watch. Yeah. I need, the highlights are fine. I like watching highlights in baseball because it kind of pitch it throws a ball and it breaks a bird in half.

I don't like that, but it is, it is kind of interesting. It is crazy. It's, seeing the bird explode is kind of fun. Yeah. It is kind of interesting.

Knowing that people can throw a baseball that fast that like, where it's like they're throwing like 90 miles an hour. Yeah, 90s. Jesus Christ. And then see these birds just unlucky as birds in the world just happen to be flying. Birds, birds integrity is so bad. Like they're so, they're so not durable. Yeah, I mean, they got hollow ass bones.

They also can fly. So you got to give up, you got to give a take, you know. Yeah, I mean, that's definitely the buff and debuff type thing. It's like, oh, you have no, gravity is of no concern to you. Because the wind will also break you. Because your fucking bones are that thin and frail and dumb and gay. Like during his Thanksgiving, right? I was, um, we were at our friends.

We were at our Airbnb for Thanksgiving. And literally I saw a animal just move at the worst moment. Where? What do you mean? Uh, or Paul's dog. Like, Smokey backed up. And for some reason, the dog was like, now I walk. And I was like, why did it do?

Like, why? Why did it do that? Yeah. I was looking at the whole situation. I was like, why did the dog do that? Why did the dog do that? Why did the dog doing? What's the dog doing?

It's like watching cats touch fire. I saw a fucking like hour long compilation of that. Whether they're just looking at fire and they're like, Hear that. That's the sound of McDonald's extra value meal. Sausage McMuffin with egg, hash brown, small hot coffee and sweet golden silence. All for only $5.

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There are billions of cats on the planet, so. Yeah. Billions are a safe number, right? Yeah, I would imagine. I would say millions. I would say millions, not billions. There's definitely more cats than people. I would say so.

Like, easily. Yeah. For sure. Right? I would say so. I'm not crazy, right? Especially because, you know, how much they can breed? Yeah, their litters.

Yeah. I don't think so. I would have to just buy shirt. Imagine how many humans there would be if we could breed like that. Well, yeah, I agree. I agreed simply on numbers. They definitely, their birth rate is way higher. Just look at a bus.

And their incubation rate is high. About how many cats are on the planet. Yeah, like, I mean, there's definitely going to be a rough estimation. There obviously is just like people somehow know how many ants are roughly on the planet, which makes no sense to me. Like, roughly, ants can have this many in their colonies and this. I'm like, nigga, you don't know shit. About one billion.

That makes only one billion? About 600 million to one billion. Of cats? Well, it's hard to pinpoint the exact number of cats. The ecology global network estimates there are between 600 million to one billion cats in the world. Hmm. I don't know about that, man. I mean, that's, I would feel like there would be much more.

I guess there are places where they can't live. straight up. But those are places that people can't live either. But that's the interesting thing. It's like usually people bring their stupid pets in places that they shouldn't be and like make them live miserable lives. I think the idea is that like life. Don't certain places eat them do? Like wouldn't there be like a farm?

You know they're not? Because maybe that doesn't because does that count like say if you're going to say how many cows are on the planet? Do they count the slaughter house things? I mean, I feel like I would have to, right? I guess. I don't really know. I just think. agree that I

there are a lot of cats born all the time but I think they have probably have like a way higher mortality rate than average. They probably die immediately yeah yeah yeah yeah. They probably die like so quick. Not to mention that I feel like humans can alter their terrain to live anywhere you know opposed to cats just can't. Well yeah they just but they bring the cats like

I'm in who I was in Delphi right in Greece and it's like fucking freezing. It's not a real place sounds so fake. Well I used to be like Like, you know, that used to, for some reason, they used to be like this. In Greece, they used to be the center of the universe. And I'm like, how arrogant are you guys? It's pretty cool. But they, it's freezing there, right?

It's like, it's no place for a cat. And then all of a sudden, there's cats everywhere. Yeah. And the cats of their tails were like almost frozen. I was like, oh, this is awesome. I love this. I love seeing these things like so of a frozen cats. Why am I here?

I saw a video of like people going through like the French catacombs. It was a cat there. And like, you're a cat in the fucking catacomb? I mean. Of course. Yeah. Get out of there, kitty. Oh, that's a, yeah.

Is that what you're going to say? No, I just like, of course. Oh, okay. Why would they not be there? There are cats in tunnels in random places. I thought you were going to say it because it's the catacombs. And I rolled my eyes in advance. That's cute.

I pretty much made itself and I was like, oh, yeah, I do this too often. Anyway, should we get to questions? This is not really much to talk about. We're recording this kind of the day after we recorded. We can talk about experience the rivals a little bit. Oh, Marvel rivals? Yeah. Yeah, I don't know.

I don't like it really at all. I feel like it's, it's, It's kind of the thing that bothered me about Overwatch when I first played it, actually, is that, like, Overwatch feels like a game developed in studios' first, first-person shooter. Like, it feels like this is their first time making this. And there are some characters that feel kind of okay, but, like, mostly it kind of, like, if I'm going to play an FPS,

there's, like, probably, like, a good 20 other ones that I'm going to pick before this. Yeah, for sure. And I feel like Marvel Rivals has this, that kind of quality to it, where it almost feels like, did you ever play Smite? Yeah, I can see what you mean. It feels like smite in a way that's, like, kind of annoying because if it was smite

I wouldn't mind it but it's kind of it's like wearing the skin of Overwatch in some way and so that kind of like Overwatch is a little bit more free form like you have a little bit more freedom and how you do there's more physics at play like Farrah could like bounce you and like move you

you I feel like there's not really a lot of that going on and so because of that it feels rigid it feels like very rigid and like kind of I don't know how to describe it he was watching me play it a little bit earlier and it's just like the movement speed is weird and I don't know if the movement's feed would be that annoying if there if i could at least expand the FOV but expanding the FOV you doesn't help because it's the third person game right so it like

it doesn't actually that actually wouldn't help i think i think in games i think in games a lot where there's uh there is uh there is superpowered people there's a lot of slow movement that i wish they disped the movement of things up a little bit but in doing that you would have to alter the map design as well because you can't map movement and map design are like they are they're the same thing effectively. I feel like it was one of the reasons why this is my because you're right about that but I feel like why I was so good

at sprinting the map rusted Monwarford 2 is because that wasn't designed for how fast he can move yeah and that's fine I love shit like that to where I'm kind of a I'm kind of psychotic in my in the way that I want I need shit to be way faster

I need like I think I'm I'm broken from like killer instinct Marvel's Capcom 2 to where even when shooting I would put the sliders all the way up my movement speed and so I'm like

fucking now I'm not like those retard you know you've seen some of those compilations where the people are like and then it's just like you're like the call duty compilations

and I'm like what the fuck is this hyperventilating yeah I was like what the fuck I don't do that shit but I just like getting into point

to point B and then like say just a quick like ha ha ha and then I could kind of lunge with like certain perks or whatever and infinite

infinite sprint would be like that shit that I would always I just want to be a little bit faster than the average person. If I can be. When you're moving fast, it helps you, like you feel like there's more happening

because you're seeing more move past you. So it's engaging you more. What do you think would happen if, like, say, they just, everybody was just sped up a little bit in Marvel rivals. Do you think people would be upset? I don't think it would ruin anything, really. I think it would give, um,

you probably just have to increase the, um, I think melee people should have moved faster. I think people that are melee oriented in general in games need to have better movement speed. I think that should be a thing well-beat in general. I think it'll, there's going to have to be given a takeaway that have to give probably people that are sort of support characters more health to be able to deal with them moving.

But then if they have more health, people have more health, then they're probably, what their healing rate is probably going to go down a little. It's, you know, it's like a slight upgrading this. You got to put this back and stuff like that. It's balancing act. Yeah, you know, so I think it's, there could all be improvement. I like more rivals a lot. You brought up one thing that I agree with, impact on hits.

These more impact on hits But that's every hero shooter in general The impact on hits doesn't don't feel right They give you the auditory thing But they don't give you like a visual thing There's not a visual feedback on when you But granted like it's often time Where there's like a long distance between people

Which I still think it should be more like Obviously Captain America punching somebody You need to feel more of that hit You know more of a reverb And like reverb Reverb is the right word More of a An Aptic means of feedback

Where Captain America hits somebody It's more of a more of a feeling behind this. Yes, yes. And I guess you have to do that with sound. I guess you can do with the place you control or if you have to do that more with sound. As it does, as it's as it is right now, it kind of feels like animations are happening, but they're not actually like connecting to anything that they're happening to.

And there's like a disconnect there. I don't know, for me, like movement's just kind of important. Like, even if it's, I don't even necessarily need it to be like fast. But like, I need to if I'm, game feel is super important. And so like moving a character left right forward back,

it's hard to describe because it really is just like a feeling. But like there's rigidity and there's fluidity. And like that's a game where like it just, it kind of feels just really rigid. I like to know that like if I'm like going down an incline and I jump because I'm at an incline, it's going to push me a little bit further.

But like that's not real here because there's no actual physics in the game. Like I don't think there's anything there. I don't know if this is in the game exactly. But I think in that instance that doesn't exist. Right. That the momentum physics doesn't really exist there. Because there's games. like, I'll go destiny, right?

Destiny's a, but it's a bunch of game, so obviously, duh, but Destiny has a lot of game physics. But there's points where destiny gets to fast movement-wise, where it's like, this is a problem. Yeah? Yeah, because when you play as the Titan... I agree. But I do agree.

It breaks things sometimes. Because there's like, if you're playing, what you call it, trials and you do into one that you have to capture points, the Titan gets there way before everybody else. Like, well, you're like, all right, cool, I'm going to I'm going to run slide dash charge and then I'm going to slide slam and hit the ground.

And I'm here already. And everybody else is like, I'll get there tomorrow. Yeah. You know, I will say I didn't know about it's not a problem exactly if it's, you know, if it's, you know, if it's, you know, if they move that fast, other people have to have something that allow them to be able to do something. I didn't know about the auto swing. It's weird that that would be, it's weird that that would be like, why would that be the way it works by default? I don't know.

Why would you have, like, the idea that like, if I'm. I'm playing Spider-Man and I want a web swing. And then the default way is that it just automatically swings me forward as opposed to like the intuitive way, which is, oh, I'm going to shoot a web where I aim. And that's the thing you have to enable as opposed to just being the default. That's weird to me. I think it is weird. I think there's a curve into doing because I'm learning. I'm still not good with it.

I learned it like a few days ago. How are you like it's, it's above his shoulders. Above his shoulders is up. He shoots the web up at something. And he swings. but low his shoulders he points at a place and he goes right there. I see.

So it's like the idea of you have to figure that I'm still not good at it. I've been trying to practice it to get better with it. Who's your best character right now? Probably Cap. Yeah, he's the easiest one. He's pretty simple. Yeah.

He runs in. He dives and he dips out. So he dives out. He throws a shit at you. He's kind of a dive tank pretty much. So what does everybody look like they're like hyper anime as aesthetic? Fucking weeby.

weird proportioned. Yeah. The proportions are like, that's the thing. That's comics, man. I agree with you. It's fucking weird, but.

Comics. I mean. So I saw, well, some, some artists. A lot. A lot.

I don't know, man. I feel like most things nowadays are pretty, even if they look roided out. They look proportional. They're stylized. They're definitely very stylized.

Yeah. I think it's smart. Because Wolverine looks insane. It's smart for them to be stylized. I think it works. So I just some of them, I'm like, well.

It's definitely better than Concord's style. If I could just, Concord style is not style It's not stylized No it's exactly It's unstyized My thing is I just If I could just

Balance out some of the proportions That's really Actually I would say That's probably my biggest thing Where I'm looking at some of these guys And I'm like All right man Just you know

Maybe let's take down the arms a little bit Let's just like I just proportion It's all It's very comic book and anime Combine style Where it's like Like the fact that Wolverine

His hair does the thing as he gets hurt And I'm like, that's fucking funny. I think it looks good. Like as a visually, I think it looks great. I think it's like it's smart. I think the character designs are really good too though.

It's smart that they designed it that way. It's smart that it looks that way. But I also feel like it's a lot of the enjoyment that people are having with it. Oh, I do think it's not really finished. I would not be playing this game. I would try it. Yeah.

But I wouldn't care on it. But the fact that this is something I love. Like, oh yeah, I'm going to try it. It's cool that it's a new game. Like it. But I think the developers care.

you know? I think they actually cared about making it. It doesn't feel... It doesn't feel empty or soulless. You know what I mean? It definitely feels like they care and that it's, you know, it's cool. Yeah.

It's cool that there's just like a lot, there's a weird amount of games coming out in, like, now. I'm so annoyed that Indiana Jones is apparently like good, like a really great. That's so annoying to me. What makes me happy is about rivals, the last thing is that it's a game for fans of Marvel stuff.

It's not an MCU thing. Oh, yeah. And Cue stuff is in there, of course, because obviously it has to be in there. It's so intransans. a good touch from Marvel universe now.

But like me being a fan of Spider-Man in his entirety, I get Spider-Man real skins. Not everything's a homecoming thing. It's like, oh, Peter Parker is a grown-ass man in his, thank fucking God. Oh, they're using costumes

that I remember seeing in the comic books. The Bombastic Bagman is in it. It's like, oh, that's fucking cool. The Scarlet Spider Suit is in it. I'm like, all right, this is, I like this stuff. Because Marvel's turned a lot into the MCU's comics,

opposed to comics, the MCUs would be, movies of the comics. I just noticed that Iron Man is just definitely just doing a Robert Tann Jr. impression. He's literally become. Yeah, he's just become that guy. He's become Iron Man.

And he's going to become Doom too crazy. It's going to be sad. But I don't know about that. I don't think. I had a problem with, I had a problem. And oh, I did say,

fuck, I forgot I wanted to mention. So I put out, I put out a review of the Vildegard. Yeah. And it was a very, I was watching all I was playing. Oh,

yeah. I watched someone. of it yesterday. So the thing is I I sloppily put it together because I don't give a shit about that channel at all anymore and I kind of regret doing that now because I was thinking like oh this won't even no one's going to watch this

it'll just get like a couple thousand Oh no dude people love game reviews. Yeah they do I mean because even though the channel's dead It was long it got more views than I was expecting but the problem is there was people who legitimately watched it And I There was since I was rambling

I cut out first of all I cut out half an hour worth of shit. Is it like an hour already? Yes. So, but the thing is, I cut out some stuff to that. So it made it, I was like, because I, I, I fleshed out things like, especially with the Commas system. And I was like, bro, no one gives a fuck about this.

I was really at a certain point, I cut it out because I was thinking, what am I doing? But there were some things that I cut out also that I made some mistakes within the review. And I said, I'm like, I don't have time to make an addendum. I'm just going to like mention some of the things in here. and if they want to listen to the... I was trying to get more people to come and listen to this podcast. You know, like, hey, if you guys want to hear,

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Uh-huh. I feel like, and I mentioned this in the review, I said that I think I have a bias that I just love any person that sounds like Antonio Banderas whether it's supposed to be appropriate or not. Yeah, it's a fun voice. Yeah, inherently.

It's right. And I said a Spanish speaker, I'm like, you guys can let me know if Lucanus sounds good or bad or anything like that. And Spanish speaker, people are like, ah, he sounds fucking stupid. And I'm like, oh, I understand. I understand, but I want to put out there that

I'm aware that I'm ignorant in that, in that, in that area. No, Spaniard sounds stupid Of like But do they? They sound stupid Yes, they fucking sound stupid I guess I mean

Spaniard sounds stupid But I'm also Hispanic So I think that's why They sound The way they speak They speak like Spanish Like this They are they

I know some of Epenol I know there's some of the Lispy ones I know there's some of that I'm like fucking kill yourself I don't know if that's the entirety of Spain right

No it's not the entirety It's I don't think It's entirely Spain Yeah Because Barthalona Right Bartholola

That's how they say it And I understand they speak actual Like the language we speak is not the same language Right They create it Well yeah it's yeah It's it's a it's transformed It's like we speak English

But like it's not Like they speak English The English speak English Right We speak American We speak American We speak American It's like they speak Spanish

We speak Spanish We speak Spanish We speak Castellanos de Spanio You know Yeah So it's like We speak a better English As Americans

As Hispanics We speak a We speak a cooler Spanish. Isn't that funny? Yeah. I guess it makes sense like things evolving better. Yeah, it's like the beta version.

It's like, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a pretty good foundation here. I think we could get rid of the stupid lisp. I think of it like this. It's like when it comes to Spanish culture, music creations, it's never from there. It's never from there.

Everything is always from like. That's true. Yeah. Add Indio and Africano and it becomes better than whatever the fuck they. Like I don't know. what music the Spanish created. I don't know what their music is called. Yeah, I don't either.

And this is also being ignorant to it as well. I know Caribbean, I know Caribbean Spanish music. I know Mexican music, but I, if I had to think about like what a Spaniard Spanish song would be, like I genuinely don't. Is it that one fucking song that like, that was on a, what was that movie with the Desperado, the Antonio Banderas movie? I feel like that's probably going to be Mexican. I, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know that, dun dun da-dun-da-dun-d-dun-d-d-d-d-d- You know, it's like that famous fucking song. I think I know what you're talking about. It's like the only song that I know. Yeah. I think that's probably Mexican. You'd probably be surprised. That is the only song he knows.

And in that period, like in general. And we, I look, look, any Spaniards out there, any of my, any of my Spanish speakers out there, Lo Siento, but no says musica de Spain, but I'm willing to learn more about it. I don't know how to say that in Spanish. Sorry, I don't know how to say learn in Spanish. Yeah, you reach your limit. You never learn how to say learn? I don't say learn in Spanish

I learn no Sorry Lerno Learnno I'm I don't know how to say what Necessitoe Necessitoe

Needs de music of Spanish Por favor You need fucking do a lingo bro You guys don't know anything I mean at least I at least know some of it You're saying it like in English

You're saying you're speaking Spanish in English I don't know how else to put it I'm not using it I'm not over accenting because I don't sound like that That's why Yeah but like you wouldn't

I'm speaking You would speak German and go like fucking Deutsch. Nine. So our Vieter Zen. Yeah. That would be crazy. So I feel like what's that what's that?

Avidirzine. What's a riverchi? Arrivadirchi. That's crazy. I can love that movie. So I would love to learn more about it. But I know. I'm sure we have some Spanish listeners.

Zero about Spanish culture proper. I just know that you guys. I don't know. Drag. us to Thailand. So I don't know. Yeah, good people. Well, not them.

Yeah, no, it's not their fault. Yeah. They're old people. Yeah. But the vast majority of you guys over there didn't do shit wrong. Yeah. So clarify that too because that's a thing that happens. People are like, oh, it's like, dude, Billy Bob over there that that lives in the South didn't do anything wrong. He's exists.

I did hear that the beaches in Spain are fucking crazy. I imagine. All over. I would love to go to a Spanish beach. Jojo wants to, we always talk about, you know, things get too weird just moving to Europe because she can live. live in any of the EU Oh yeah That's a fucking

She gets that because of her being Yeah so she's like She was like oh we can you know We can move She talks she mentioned Spain all the time She's like I'm Spain Spain And I was always like Oh that seems pretty cool

Good weather and everything And then there was like a massive flood And I'm like I was like There was a couple of their big cities There's massive flooding And I was like Floods are kind of cool

I don't know about a Spain anymore I mean the halo ones Yeah no no no No fuck up They're not cool either Floods are dope because, you know, it's water. Yeah. Let me get back to what I was saying.

Let me get back to what I say. Then we'll get questions out there. Sure, yeah. On the subject, I was bringing this up because when we were talking earlier just about explanations, there are explanations for like certain things that happened, but that doesn't mean that they're inherently good. And to me, that's something that I feel like some people don't understand because when I was watching people explain things about the veil guard, they would say there's an explanation for things happening and that was satisfactory for them and that drove me kind of nuts because I would see people in the reviews saying things like I was complaining about oh why isn't your inquisitor or your great warden the hero for Eldon up north to join you for the actual dire threat like if everything's being fucked up the thing that's causing it are these fucking arch demons right in these fucking ancient elves evanuren or whatever And so I would think the most important and the strongest people should be up there trying to fuck them up.

And like I always seen people saying, yeah, but they said that they're busy down south. And I'm like, is that a good explanation? Just just fucking saying that. Can I be honest? Can I be honest? I haven't finished your video yet, right? Sure. But I'm watching your video and I'm like, he's just hurt.

He's just hurt. He's a hurt fan. I am a hurt man. And like it's like I'm watching it and I'm like I'm hurting too. But he's just hurt. Like I'm like, it's like watching someone like. rage out and like the story is sitting like this guy's just hurting. Like he shouldn't be doing this but he's he's crying.

He's crying with his action. Yeah. My soul was a very I mean it's like we wait 10 years for this shit and yeah. And like I agree with you on everything but I'm just like somebody made quotations about because I didn't even catch myself saying this where I said I was thoroughly talking about something and I said I did everything unfortunately. And I didn't catch myself saying that but I guess some people. are laughing at that saying something like I did everything in the game

unfortunately because when you couple that with like why would you unfortunately do everything it is it is funny I was like that is funny hold on hold on I was just seeing a couple of people saying there was things like that it was like the you know how there's an explanation for the dark spawn on how they look and unanimously people like they look fucking stupid it's explained it is explained so how is it's just an art style difference no So it is the, they've been tainted because of a, uh, uh, gillenane. Yeah.

Gillenane, uh, she's a, she's a crafter. She altered them. And now they look really fucking stupid. And for some people, it's satisfactory. The explanation is for some reason is satisfactory. And to me, it's like, no, it's not. Like, they could have been altered and look cool. Yeah.

Imagine if they still look terrifying, you know? And so I was running into that a few times and that actually kind of annoyed me a little bit to where I was thinking some people are, you can't accept this shallow fucking explanations to where these people wrote the game. It's not a real life event where I was thinking about Yuvaldi where if someone explains that, so look it, this is why I was thinking about a catastrophic event that really doesn't make sense. Right. And when someone explains it to you, it's like, that doesn't sound real, but it's real life. It is just a thing that happened. In video games, they're controlling everything. They're writing it. So they can make it make sense.

be good. And so your hero, the Inquisitor did not have to be down south. Did not have to be down south. The fact that the, the fact that the, like, the fact in general that the Grey Warden, who, like, he's a legendarily strong now. Like, he is like,

he'd be, he'd handle it himself. In fact, I'd probably think. The warden after by the time you're done building him and doing everything in origins, he'd be like, oh yeah, you guys can go. You go where I'm at. deal with that. Rook. I will handle this by myself.

Yeah, Rook is a, Brooke's a bitch. He's not a bitch, but he's not the Inquisitor or the Grey Warner. But that's what I mean. Like, comparatively he's a bitch. He's completely unnecessary.

Yeah, the idea that, and they said, they brought back the voice actors for the Inquisitor. Yeah. So they could have just went with you being, continuing the Inquisitor's story,

especially since they were the one responsible for taking down solace. It didn't matter. I don't want to get into that specific. This is more about, like, say, there was a couple of, yes, I know. One thing I really wanted to bring it because this was, I completely forgot about this.

I'm tired of crying, man. And it made me think about how much better Dragon Age origins is. There's a part where there's his kids is possessed by a demon. And I forgot because my last playthrough, which was in 2019, I did what I normally didn't do. And I had, I had his mom be sacrificed, right? And so, but normally, I forgot what the good thing was that you can actually get the,

the mages and the fucking, the, the Templars or whatever the fuck. Is that act two? Yeah, for sure. This is one like, yeah, yeah. And then you can basically, without there being a sacrifice, without there being a blood sacrifice, you can separate the kid from the demon. Okay.

I forgot. And I was saying, oh, man, I wish Lucanus's side story was about separating him from the demon, but finding a way to do it without there being a blood sacrifice. And somebody reminded me that, no, they literally did that in origins. And so their explanation in Vailgard that, like, it can't be done without it being a sacrifice.

was not even true, and I forgot about it. So I was thinking, well, wouldn't it be cool if they found a way to do it against all odds? What all is like? They already did that. They literally already did that in Origins. So I was just kind of complaining about Lucanus' side story was so cookie cutter about revenge instead of maybe being focusing on this demon thing. And I wonder. Yeah.

What about how cool Algernon and Ghillane were? Oh, man, they were so fucking amazing. Yeah. Look, the only thing that I liked about Alginon and Gillan. I like you say Algernon. What's this fucking? I think it's Argonon. Argonon.

Argonon is that thing about that guy. Alginon. That guy that was the same. That stupid book. That shit is, that shit's so sad. That's such a sad short story. I never read it.

The only thing I liked about... Of course. What am I thinking? You read flowers for Algernon? That shit's... I was a kidding. I was like flowers gay. I thought you had to read it.

I thought flowers gay and I never bothered to read it. That's why we were at right now. What is it about? It's about a mentally disabled person. It's about two elven gods. Alginon and Gila. Can I finish?

You're going to, you're going to, that word. What, what? No, go ahead. What is it about? What is it about? What's it about? I feel like. It's about a mentally.

A mentally. A mentally handle cat man that. He was very stupid, right? Like, very dumb. Why would I want to read that? Like, very dumb. Well, it was not very dumb. He was a mentally handled cat man, right?

And they were developing some sort of pharmaceutical drugs that would be able to increase the, make him not retarded? Yeah, actually, literally. That's crazy. Mine, right? But what happened is there was a little mouse called Algernon that they tested it on first. and it went from being like very high functioning, super high functioning mouse to eventually start degrading.

So is a Stuart Little story? Or is this a... No, it's not. So the story is pretty much from Alginas's perspective where he gets, he goes from being very simple to very intelligent. But then it's the story of him slowly losing his intelligence

and noticing it's happening until he dies. Is this an origin of like of mice and men or what is this? Is this a prequel? And then George is like, you know, he got, he was retarded and then he got really, smart and then he became retarded again which one was then the movie then it starts

that is so fucking terrible oh my god that is so terrible you know what it's annoying about of mice and men is that I can never remember like which one was the mouse which one's which it's like I literally did not expect you to say that I was like

this is that I did not expect you to say it all I know that joke has been not said so many times of how dumb it is you know I've been like, I'm not going to make this go. This is too obvious. And then us, it's like, I actually, it's funny because I actually

don't know which one is George and Lenny. George is the retarded one, right? Yeah, so he would be maybe not, right? Or is a lady. Lenny is the one. Are you sure that one's not the, uh, yeah, because he says, tell me about the rabbits, George. Remember?

Then you say, tell me about the, the George, Lenny. Is that what he says? No, he says Lenny. And the gun shoots him not. Then the gun shoots Lenny who shoots George. The mouse. The mouse George shoots if retard adult Lenny.

If I remember correctly, the, so Lenny, who is possessed by George, sexually assaults and kills that woman. Which creates the dark spawn. Right, yes.

It's all linked. Bam, bam, bam, bam. God. Dragon Angel, is fantastic and um yeah i just it still holds up man it's crazy it really does it's a shame they

couldn't you know nail these sequels especially because um no i think i think i think what you call it's a good game i've never thought inquisition was a bad game it's it's just it's it's it's just it's missing some stuff for me it's missing some things but i did beat it at least three times i i know i really enjoyed it by doing that by completing the game three times all the way through and not being like fuck this especially in the height of me this year I beat it again this year and I'm throwing I'm putting aside games left and right

that I'm like I just not I'm not good enough not good enough well there's yeah I know what you're saying but like it's it's also you know that's a pretty long running franchise and it's a shame that they just couldn't match it it just sucks you're absolutely right because mice and men does you know yeah with the sequels

absolutely two mice one man of men and mice Multiple men and mice Of men and mice's Mice and black Mice and black Mice and Mice and Mice and Mice and black two Mice and black two

MES Here comes the mice in black Yeah Galaxy Defenders Oh my B It's the mice and black Yeah I don't know man

Mice out here being black. Are you gonna play Dragon Age to the Elgard ever again? I can't. It's one of those things like, why? You know? Like, there'd have to be. That's such a good answer.

There'd have to be one of, why? There would have to be some wild mods. Like, there would have to be some mods that essentially change the game. They mod and Carlock. Dude, I saw a mod where they, like, fix the Canari's forehead. And I was just like, why couldn't they just do that? Dude, they, they, they look so much better with just like,

at least the forehead texture, like. Lower down. Lower down. You know what's crazy? Mega mine. There was, they did the, they did the,

I don't remember. It was the show on Netflix. They did the Dragon Age like a little animated series. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. And that is where I think they got the design of the Canari. I think so.

I did see that. It's in that show. I did see that. Well, it's not the mess that we got, but a very like sort of very soft-down down. Like I'd fuck that Conari.

No, the Canari in the, in the Dragon Age show is actually like attractive. Yeah, she's hot. Like I'd fuck that canari. Carlac. Not Carleck.

What the fuck am I saying? Sorry. You said Carlac earlier. She looks like Carlac. That's where the one in a show. Well, it's just her. Well, yeah. She's red.

She's big. Here's the thing. Tosh is clearly modeled after someone. I don't know who. But that someone. Daniel Tosh. I mean, probably would have been more attractive.

Yeah. It's just like, Tosh is modeled after someone who is just not. I don't think their, I think, I don't think, they're not tradition. They're not super hot. You know what I'm saying?

They pick somebody who they like, oh, I like your look. I want to, I want to model you after this character. I really think they could be if it wasn't for the forehead, man. I really think the forehead ruins these characters. For me that bothers the Canari is that they look like humans. Right. I think that's the problem.

Right, but there's a way to do that that looks appealing at the very, at the very least. I agree. Well, yeah, we've literally seen it. The character we keep talking about. Well, somebody, you know, it's interesting. that um i think what's the most frustrating about a lot of the canary in this in the veil guard is that some of the ontom like the more uh um dragon tribal fucking canary they actually don't look bad if you if you you get to see some of the some of them without their mask on and shit like that and i was like these guys look a little bit more menacing and reminiscent of the canary of uh the prior game of uh of uh

of Inquisition and two. And I was just thinking, why didn't they just make, why not just make them all look relatively like this and not some weird smooth human? Because there's one that you interact with. I forget his name, but like, say Tosh knows. That guy looks. That guy looks like a twig elf, but with horns on. It bothers me so much because I think, I think what makes them, it's like making Krogan's

look like people. It's like it Why It is kind of like that It is kind of like that Krogan with the Krogan body But just like there's like a human Face in the middle

That is That is that I don't even I can't really even conceptualize that Actually You guys probably have never heard of this But the fucking worm king And fucking Dune

La Lado a second That's what that reminds me Of a big fucking monstrous creature With a human face And the human Look them up I want to see it Yeah it's

It's um That sounds amazing Yeah there's a lot of things in there But I just wanted talk a little bit about some of the, uh, some of the things that got that I was, I was kind of going so fast.

Yeah. Ew. That sucks. That's hot. That's beautiful. It's a fucking cretuit human. Yeah. Yeah.

I was just going, I was just going like really fast and spouting stuff off. I was definitely really like, like highly annoyed and, you know, you were hot. You were heated. And then just kind of just going off on everything that I was thinking.

So like there were some things, even in like older games. that I got incorrect or I just wanted to offer an explanation where I saw some people saying things like well there was an explanation and I'm like yeah but the explanation it's hard to do that because I feel like people

you have to when you're going to give a review of something you have to take a step back an honest step back when you're giving like an actual like thorough review of something you have to take a step back and I feel like it's so hard to do that when something you love is fucked up you know it's like how do I give

it well you It's about this thing I love When it's objectively Like I don't think you were unobjective I don't think you were unobjective I don't think you were like Like exactly like How does what's the word like sort of like I'm gonna use inflammatory about what you were saying

I don't think so either I purposely try to stay away from the layups of like people were like You know like that that that stuff is I stayed away from a lot of stuff like that But what happens is that it's like that it's like it's like it's like it's like Like it's hard to just be like this is a problem. And then while you're thinking about talking about one problem, you're like, but it also pulls into this fucked up thing as well and this other fucked up thing.

And you're just, you're just surrounded by so many things about it. You don't like it. It's hard for you to keep focus on the one thing you were talking about. You started hating, you know? Yeah. It just turns into like a fucking. Look, I said some nice things about the game too.

I mean, everybody knows the environment is a little good. Pretty. But I was saying like soulless fucking. I was, to me, especially if you go back and look at Inquisition, I was like, actually, Solis is actually better in this game. It's actually kind of interesting that there's a lot of times where Solace just almost seems soulless in Inquisition. Sometimes when you're talking about him, he looks like, I do not want to be here, where he's just

very like, oh, yeah, things are happening. And this solace is like very serious, very, whether he's being sarcastic, whether he's being hopeful or deceitful. I was just like, damn, this motherfucker. Solace really wasn't that bad of a guy so far I'm seeing in the story. It's like, this nigga didn't really do anything wrong. I'll keep watching. I'll keep, I'll keep playing. I'm not done yet, but I'm like, well, so is, I mean, look it.

Soles did, look, there's a lot of things that he did. And the biggest problem was him trying to correct the things that he mainly did to spite the, the regular, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the venerous or whatever. To spite them,

trap them, and then put up the veil, and then it made, um, elves age. now they're immortal. And now he's like, oops, my bad guys, because of that, the Dalish and the elves have been subjugated. They've been oppressed. And now I want to fix this by tearing down the veil, but which will destroy the world. And I'm like, my guy. Now they come up with the-

There'll be minimal damage. It's like, chill. They come up with the solution, which is, the thing that annoys me is that I'm like, why didn't you do this? Why was this? The ending felt fine, but also it was kind of like. like, Negro, was this, the good ending is like, you're going to attach the veil to yourself. Why the fuck? Look, I know you don't care.

You don't, you have no, the only reason I, because I've asked you to like finish the game. I might not finish it. I don't, you're not. I, because I wanted to talk to you about it, but really I started thinking about it. I was like, Marvel rivals come out. Other stuff should start coming out. I was like, don't, don't worry about it, dude. Don't worry about it.

I just don't even worry about it, dude. I really don't think you shouldn't. Nobody should be forced to do anything unless it is 100% like your job or you're going to get fired. This is like, oh, I want to, I want you to share my rage. I want you to be hurt like me. But I'm like, yeah, no fucking, whatever, dude. But yeah, I just, I told people to check out 285 so I can just give a little bit of things in there because I feel like there's some stuff in there that people are like, oh, actually. But also, I didn't feel like they were being arrogant about it.

They were just like, oh, actually this happened or this or this. Right, right, right. And I'm like, oh, I'm like, there's a thing. Just giving you counterpoints on your thing. Constructive criticism, for sure. For sure, constructive criticism, especially where I completely forgot an important plot point in the first in origins. And I'm like, oh, yeah, that, that, uh, I should. My entire point about Lucanus would, doesn't make sense because I forgot that he could have been separated.

It was a problem that the spite demon was a fucking issue. But then for some reason it wasn't. They just left. It's weird that they mean like a, in, in, in, in, in universe. a reason for why the Dark Spawn look different when they could have just been like it's a different art style because I think it's just then like they saw it they were like let's get here how do you get here the things like a

movie master's armor change and then they were like it's nanobots and it's like no it's shut the fuck up nanobots stupid nanobots you know in that world nanobots are so do you know in that world in particular nanobots are so fucking stupid they have shields already yeah that's so stupid that is stupid Is it like the Metaclorians? It's like as dumb as that.

It's also so fucking stupid. It's like just Anakin's the chosen one. That's it. He's exceptional. Yeah, why not? Wait. Actually, there's this tiny bio system that's on the body. Like, nigga, I didn't need to.

Is that the fucking pot racing guy? You saw like one of those ACBA fucking aliens. Yeah. You saw like one of those aliens. I love whenever they have a new, a new stupid. been looking like tiny alien it's like this is shit Bufaku

and it's like it's like oh yeah fuckahua blah blah blah blah blah blah

says the N word solid what's N word N word it's like and John Diego's like

oh shit buffaku I love you man you know I just want to say this last thing about the fucking dark spawn

I guess I think why even more than their face why it's jarring because their face look really

stupid but these things are supposed to be like they were either turned from people that existed before so if you look at the dark spawn before they all have armor on because they used to be certain races and certain warriors and stuff so it's like oh here's the human ones here's the elven one here's the dwarven ones and this new game they're just they just look like naked creatures and then even like say the um the ogers like the ogers have armor on in the old games right and it makes it look even more menacing

They're like, that thing used to be something. Like, it's like it has armor on and they're fucking terrifying. Now, like, their jaws are so wide. They look like they're like, they're like, and I'm like, this isn't, I'm not even remotely. You want to talk about like, say, scary moments in games. We were talking about that yesterday. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, there are parts of that game, especially like, say, when Duncan gets killed in origin. Yeah. Like, it's kind of like, holy fuck, you're feeling something. The dark spawn just seemed, if a dark spawn came into this room right now, I'd be more confused than terrifying. I just wouldn't want it to touch me.

I feel like I'd be pretty terrified. Like that would be scary. I don't want the thing touching me. To me, it's more like, well, the original ones, they look like I would probably be petrified

versus these ones that come in and just start swiping at you, I'd be more like, like, do you kill a dark spawn? Probably not, right? I think the new ones. I think we could,

I think, I have no concept. This is my, always my argument. Right, this is my argument for everything like, I think we could, but one person would get ripped

and we would lose the fight. I think that's, always the thing. It's like, because it's like, we remember the time we're at, I'm at,

on Ben and Meet House, we like, could we kill the tiger and now if it came in an house? And it's like, yeah, we could,

but all it would take, could and would are different. Yes. Like, we could, but one person would get hit and they'd be like,

oh, and everybody starts panic and we lose. We lose now. Once the tiger rips your intentions over and starts flossing with him in the middle of the fucking room,

then it's over. Once the tiger kills somebody, and then it gets the fucking a kuma symbol on his back. Everybody's like, what the fuck is going on? Meow. Meow. It says meow in a way they don't.

Fucking weaking at you and shit. They don't. They don't. My first thing would be, you know, I'm finding the first door. Either I'm like, there's no way I'm going to try to do anything. You guys are like, that's why, this is exactly why we never will ever revolt against the powers that hold us back. Because people are always down for the cause until it's time to be down. Well, Tiger's too unpredictable for me to be, like, I even remotely try to be a hero.

Yeah, I can't, I don't think you can strategize with the tiger. But like, you can strategize again, you can strategize with each other. You can't outstrat. You're not outstratizing the tiger. Yeah. You're strategizing together to kill it. But in that moment, you know what you realize is how little you know about tigers. Yeah.

Yeah. Really. Yeah. Like, you're just like, how do I avoid this thing? I have, I don't know. Like, you're not supposed to be like, are you supposed to be like a bear? No, no, no. You know they don't attack it.

You have their face turned to them. It's fucking. A disrespectful thing about them What are you talking about? When you're looking at them, they don't often attack you. Yeah, they attack you when you look away. But it's so fuck, because you can beat me when I look at you. Yeah.

It's still not a big difference for you. It's not a skill diff for you. Like, why are you doing that? If you're walking, if you're walking down the street midtown Manhattan, a tiger will wait for you to turn around before he gets you. It'll wait until you're about to go into a meeting. It'll wait for you. Anyway.

A frame of it being. Tiger, Lee Harvey Lion That killed That killed the insurance dude It's a lion and a trench coat with a hoodie That's why they can't find them They're looking for a person They're looking for a human and it was a

Wait wait wait Zoom in Zoom in That would fuck me up so I would like I have to leave Earth I can't be here no more What do you mean you just like actually do it You just

I would be I would like I would go back Lily We gotta go to space now You float out of frame like And then you're just out of her I was like a lion assassinated personally. A lion. You know what that means? That's the beginning.

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$5 is the question. Oh, yeah, yeah. We actually got some questions related to... Or like one question related to it. Your boy, T-nasty. I actually don't know the answer to this. Tenant. Tats.

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he wrote in he says how do I get into the discord I've had a $10 sub for a couple months I must be missing something and it's making me soft I actually don't know we had like a thing with the discord a while ago but I don't know what's yeah it's still there

I'll send it on new book we haven't put out in a long while because of the fact that the discord is a fucking dumpster fire yeah I've I've brought it up two different times that that shit needs to not be a thing anymore I would have knew me too

I've brought it up but I'm like it needs it's First of all, I thought that was a catalyst where it's like get rid of it. We think of something else. Yeah. But like that was months ago. I think what happened is that I'll put out one final. I'll put out one final.

Why? Why would you do that? Nobody's fucking doing anything with the Discord. Yeah. Like, I mean, the idea that like I feel like, I feel like a thief where it's like niggas are paying $10 for nothing. It's really just like a tip jar at that point. It's like, I would rather it say that than it'd be.

Like here's a not like here's the discord, but that literally some people can't get into. And then we literally don't interact. Yeah, the discord's a mess. We don't really interact with it. The thing is it's just like, I've always felt this way personally. Like I don't really like, like I don't even, I don't even go on discord with friends really. You know what I mean? Like I'm just not even that.

I'm not really that person. And so I'm really unlikely to ever go in there. And then like I kind of, I don't know if I really like the idea of. insulated communities in the first place. It was just something that we threw into the podcast because it was just like something that it just seemed like a reasonable thing that a lot of people were doing.

I know LSM has one and like a bunch of other things and I spent some time in that one too and I see it and I'm just like, I don't know. I don't know if it's... I would rather our fans exist in... I don't even know in the world. I don't know how else to describe it. I'd rather if I don't...

I've never even... checked if there was a Reddit, a subreddit. I don't think so. I would rather there'd be just a subreddit that's like, hey, have fun. You know, like, if you guys want to discuss the podcast on that, like on some type of free forum. Yeah. And let's figure out something, let's figure out something interesting for 10. I don't know. We literally discussed it. I think it was thoroughly discussed it. Yeah, I don't know. We'll talk about it off off the show. Yeah. But, uh, yeah, so that's, if you're curious about like what the, what the discord situation is, that's kind of what we're thinking of right now. Unfortunately, yeah, it's, it's shit. It, uh, yeah. Yeah.

especially when people went in and started putting a bunch of weird shit in it. It was like that was kind of the nail in the coffin, right? Yeah, that was it for me. I was just like, eh. It's just try hard edge lord stuff. And it's just like, I don't want to really be responsible for this. We definitely have heavily grown out of that phase of our lives. We're like well past away.

Edginess is like that kind of edge is funny. I think insanity is funny. Maybe most of us probably. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think I'm very edgy. All right. You say the worst stuff out of all of us easily.

Look at the shit that is saved in your phone. because it's insane. Oh. I think mine is more goofy right now. But yeah, I guess. I can see what you guys are. You are the most edgy person

in this group. For sure. 100%. I don't think I'm, I guess. You should be on Ethan Ralph's show, really is where he should be. You know what's crazy?

I would be able to hold my weight there probably. You would. Better than I should. It makes me sad. No, no, I don't think so. I think you would crush a lot of those people because they're all, they're physically.

Yeah. Well, they're all soft. They're worms. They're literal. They're literal. My body is weakest form probably has been in a long time, but still like, well, no, I've been exercised actually.

I've gotten way stronger than I was before. But like, they're not combat oriented at all, you know? No, no. By the nature of what I was, I have at least some. I've seen some of them physically get beaten multiple, like Ethan Ralph. He's not these people in airports religiously. He only only bring the most established Portuguese warriors to attack. The most established Portuguese warriors.

But yeah, so we're working on. You know, we'll figure out like a cool alternative for the $10 tier. We want to have something there for the people who are supporting at that level. Yeah. Maybe make those $5 people bump up to 10. That'd be dope. Just get right under the $5 tier. Just get.

There was a glitch. There was a glitch. There was a glitch. The $5 is gone. You also can't unsubscribe. Sorry about that. Can you imagine? If you're just like, sorry guys, it's a glitch.

You all just got bumped up to $40. $40? Just thought it was a grievous fucking thing You can afford for you I think I saw people do that I think it was like a thing Where I think I saw a Patreon Do that a long time ago

Or like not that much Obviously but it was like I think 10 more bucks And then people were like Damn You're like that's crazy You can afford $40 man What the fuck you do man

To me it's like You guys can't eat So what pay me bitch There is there is the actual So I do find it It is a little unfortunate When you're self-employed You kind of have to take it

Upon yourself To either get more people on board or to raise the price a little bit because like say you know people inflation's going up so then you want your boss to pay you more eventually sure i need a raise and us that's on us so either we have to justify getting paid more by getting more people to sign up or do you which you almost nobody does right is like oh i'm going to have to raise it by six dollars the tier is now six dollars or seven dollars now because you know it's going to be outrage people are going to be like What the fuck?

I think that. All we could do, we can make a coin. No, no, we can make a coin. No, no, of course we're doing that.

It is, we can make a coin. Oh, like, oh, yeah, we'll make a crypto. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then what happens is instead of telling the truth and, you know, instead of like, embarking on, like, not for, for, we lie about it.

Guys, yeah, here's what we're doing it. And then we owe, did you see the bank statement? What bank statement? Apparently, like how much she owes? Oh, of the tool?

Yeah. No, What happened? I didn't, I didn't follow up. $200,000 I saw. That's probably a lie, I'm guessing. But like,

if I saw that much money, I'm killing myself. I'm just killing myself. I can't owe that much money to anything. I'm like, oh, I'm gonna, okay, sick, I'd see that and I'd be like nice.

I would go and I would shit, I would shit my organs out into a disposal and turn it on. What? Okay. And then rip. That's so insane. You should,

you should get on a plane and sit flush against the toilet and flush. Hell yeah. Like out Like poking out a little bit Just let it all go I'm kind of surprised that that doesn't happen more often Yeah there's I know

There's yeah I have seen a lot of plane footage of people just Doing degenerate stuff And I don't know why that's appealing I think I think it's Unhygienic place I think If I got up on a plane

In the middle of a plane I'll scream I have a bomb And I'm gonna kill everybody in here And a guy can like Eric Kevichry knows me Is that what was that? Yeah I mean, it's like suicide by cop.

If that's what you wanted. If you wanted it to be. I would do that. If I really just know I want to die and I'm done. I would get on a plane. I'd be really calm and I'd be like, I'm going to kill everybody in here. You got to kill me right now. He'd be like, why are you so unenthused?

I don't know. I find it funny. I find it funny that you would rather make it someone else's problem. You would rather kill yourself than just file for bankruptcy. Yeah. I find that. I find that such an interesting. I don't want to be here already.

But like, so like, you know. So it's just. an excuse. Two birds, one stone type. Oh, my life's over. Oh, no. Oh, no. I spilled my food on the floor.

Did I have definitely done that before and felt like pretty close to it? I have failed. I one time failed a speed run and Mario Kart was like. What's the point? Went over to the knife. And he was like, what are you doing? I was like, on nothing. I went back and sat down.

Lily, this is in your adult life. You did this. I saw someone doing a run of a beating. of beating every Soulsborn game without being hit, and then the fifth game in getting hit. And I was like, yeah, I would totally be okay if that dude killed himself. That is so.

Like, at that point, like, yeah, go ahead. I know what you mean, and I agree, but also that is so fucking stupid that anyone agrees with that. That is so insane. It's like, oh, this video game gave me a minor means that I'm choosing to do. Yeah, I'll take my word.

But you were so deep into not, like, I can't even, I literally can't process going through a quarter of a Soulsborn game and not being here. Clearly he's built different. I went through like, he's built different, you know. I went through 25% of Doom 2016 on, on that permadeth mode and died. And I, I, I need to counseling afterwards. I need to talk to somebody. Yeah.

Quick. Yeah. So frustrated. You lost, you got up, got in your car and went to a therapist. You even have a meeting. No, no. You open, someone walked out. You went to someone walked out.

You walked in, pushed them to their chair. Pushed them to the chair. lock the door I need your help right now it was a walk-in yeah yeah yeah he did walk-in therapy a walk in imagine you could probably do if you have a gun and if you just walk in with a gun and they're like oh i understand yeah that's like you're not there to kill them but you're like oh i understand that this is this is really important i'm gonna what do they they call the cops on you probably right you gotta be detained right well if they have one of those like under desk like things be you know the panic but the people they're gonna be meeting you

have to have one of those things i hope so because god damn there could be one of those yeah joker s people that seem normal and then all of a sudden they start doing some weird shit and you have to hurt him hit the panic people crazy people playing normal is so funny because they're like I'm fucking out of my mind but let me put on my veneer of good

and they're usually pretty bad at it you can see usually in the eyes where they're like really bad at being normal there's crazy eyes for sure like they'll be like their posture is good they've been working on it but like you can see something in their eye like this dude's waiting to explode this dude is waiting Let's get some more of these questions

There's a smile on his unsmiling face Kid Flash as an adult He still referred to as Kid Flash wrote in He says Dear Snarky again He says He says I have noticed that my friends started to copy Some of my mannerisms When he's jacking off

No No it's just It's a specific grammar issue that pisses me Some of my mannerisms When we spent a few years living together. When are we? I think when we, but he threw a name there.

When we spent a few years living together. Oh, he's Italian. What is, when are we? Yeah, I get it. That's crazy. What is one mannerism from someone you know that you would hate to copy? I think the broader question here is just like the idea of copying mannerisms. That happens.

People do it. I mean, my, I think you live with people for a long time. You definitely glom certain. How many times we finish ideas of each other? It's fucking disgusting. Yeah, it's gay. It's really gay. It's really gay. It's really gay. And I hate it because I'm gay.

It's not a matter of it. I hate it because I'm gay. I might have funny that my wife when she copies things that I do. Especially, I'm so fucking immature. Like I don't, like I, a lot of times that I'm at home. I like to just act like a fucking gorilla or something in a way to like I'll be. Cooning, you know that. If you have a white wife, that's one time. No, I've done this well before I had any white encounters.

I understand that. But right now, it's coonery. When you know, like, say it's... I'm also kidding. People on the podcast, people that are watching this, I'm kidding. I say the N-word all the time around my girlfriend, and I try to make her say. Well, you also literally acted straight up like a gorilla, like a recent episode. That is very true.

Oh, when I'm going to ape? Yeah. When a guy reverts to ape, arms and said, his back like, straight and he turns into an ape. I'll just do things like or even like if I, if, like, say if, if, if, if, If she's, like, bothering me, you know, like, I'll make, you know how some animals will make warning noises, you know, so like, I'll do, I'll do things like, like, like, just stupid or like, you know, like, I'm like, hey, leave me alone kind of a thing. That's insane. But, like, in the reverse.

Like that guy that dude in that video, that white dude that was doing it with his wife. I forgot what it was. He's a fighter. Oh, he recently made him, like, fucking acting like an ape, like straight up. Oh, oh, no, no, wasn't the fighter. That was a, that was a singer. That was, Tim Lambies is, of, Azley, nine. He started,

whew, and hitting his head in shit. I was like, oh my God, he's literally, he's just a gorilla in a human suit. It was crazy. He's grilling.

He was grilling, but I'll do dumb shit or I'll make like, I'll make like, I'll make like beast noises to like ward her off. Like, say, I'm like, I'm working at the computer or something.

And then she comes over and I'm, you know, like I'll start like, that's insane. But like, if I'm bothering her, I noticed that she'll do that sometimes not too. It's so funny that I'm like,

I made you start doing dumb shit. shit like me. It's so funny. She'll like, yeah, she'll be like try to like swipe at me or like try to bite at me like a me like a me and my friends unfortunately have this, this, we have this

Jewish voice. Oh my God. I've never gone away. I love it. For years. Oh my God. It's too fun. Like I find myself doing it and I find like friends doing it where it's like a minor inconvenience

or just like I was like, oh, I forgot the milk. And it's just like it's, it's, I don't even think about it really. It just happens. Like if I'm complaining about something, it just goes. It just goes into Jewish. That's crazy, dude. So it's like it's like ingrained anti-Semitism.

Do you think that you would be aware if you're around a Jewish person to not ever do that? No. Oh, man. Does it with is a Jewish person. Oh, we both did. So that, okay. He's a Jewish person. He got the past.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I guess. I mean, I genuinely. don't think I would have the discipline to not to to 100% stop myself from doing it in a situation where I knew there were Jews around yeah like I think like I think I think it would just come out and they're looking at you like and it is it is what it is for me it's my toxic nature where I every I I make people more okay with looking at fucked up shit

because of how often I do it good I think you should I've done it to him yeah after half the shit I've shown you that you've laughed at you would not probably have laughed at before or you would have probably viewed it by yourself but then you're like ah fuck that's kind of like you've I feel like you've specifically done the opposite to me where I've made you where like I just don't like that stuff anymore really yeah damn I used to watch it and I would be like oh wow that's kind of like I would watch it with like a curious eye you know like hmm my guy fell on a fucking stick from 40 miles up wow you know I would look at it be like for 40 miles off he fell off whoa I said 40 miles up

I'm not thinking There's a video Falling for a while There's a video Long time Like I remember a video from a long time I don't remember exactly how long ago it was It was like

You know those like You know parking barricades Where it's like a bunch of sticks in the ground That guy lands and it goes right up his ass But he clearly jumped off a building You know I look at that and I'm like damn that's crazy It sounds fake

It does sound fake but it's very real I can't watch stuff like that. Yeah. I can't do it anymore. It's just like, eh. I can watch it like that.

It's definitely not as palatable as it used to be. Because I think I don't know. I grew a soul. I think I have to start, I think I have to start like grooming myself in a direction that like, that, like, I got to make sure that I'm not like, I don't have like a two year old one day.

And I'm just like still watching LiveLeak videos. You know what I mean? That's kind of the thing. You can't show them that. You know, that's too much. Yeah, it's got to be hyper. I think you've got to be self-aware to where if you're watching something crazy, it is on your phone exclusively.

So then nobody can like, you know, because that when you start living with people, you kind of learn to not watch weird shit on the big, on your television or on your monitors, because if somebody comes through and they're like, well, what the fuck's that? You have to explain that to somebody. Yeah, and you're like, ah, like, it was like with my mom a long time ago. I think I know I said this on the story. I must have said this. where my, my mom's partner thought I was watching, um, a cartoon porn. I was watching, um,

a cartoon porn. I was watching, CLAB 2021. Oh my God. And she thought it was cartoon porn because she was fucking boomer. And then so my mom was like, uh, give me your password to your, uh, to your thing because we had, we had compi serve instead of AOL. Oh my God. Yeah. And like, so I gave her my password and then she started looking through when I was looking through, what was it, uh, rotten and steak and cheese. I was looking at those websites. And I had to explain to her like, mom. I'm not into this shit. It's like you click on a picture and it could be anything.

You know, even a lot of times the titles will be misleading or something funny or some shit like that. Rodden was more gruesome and weird, but then steak and cheese was a little bit more lighthearted, more like more nudity. But they were both relatively the same. It was like Ron and then rotten light was steak and cheese essentially.

But I had explained to her like, oh, mom, I promise you I'm not a freak. I'm so glad I never had to have those. conversation. She had she believed me though. My mom's so old that that shit was fucking she was like I don't know man. If she if she would have caught you looking at some like say say here's what there's there are certain images that are burned into my brain that I saw on one of those websites. One of them was a two blonde chicks in a in a 69 position but like shitting all over each other.

And it was one of it was a shock thing right. And then you would tell your friends like, oh my God, did you see that shit? What the fuck would you're going to? grandma do if she saw that. I think I would have killed her. I think I would have for real killed my grandma. She has a fucking stroke. I was the I was the different sibling. I was like the one that was like odd.

I was the odd sibling. Yeah. And I was just like I have to keep this away from my grandma because she's so old. She's so old and progressive already. I don't want to put more on her plate because all it'll do is just make her pull back the progressiveness. Yeah. She'll be like I fuck. gay people bad everything bad and I'm like well

everything bad everything bad yeah do you have me what like say if your dad saw what I just described what do you think he would do he saw you watching that like he saw you that picture on your computer what do you think he would ignore it he just I don't know I don't even want to she can handle this she would he would pass on your mom I think so I think so like I think my dad's a military guy

he knows how to deal with serious things yeah but I don't think I don't think he he knows how I did with threats on life not threats on mental space. That's so much more embarrassing of your mom knowing that than your dad. Like save it because you still have to explain your your mom like mom this is this is like shock value. This is not so thankful that this isn't sexy. I want to I want to be clear mom. Well to be fair back then I wasn't really looking at that. Like I think it was like maybe late high school that was like oh what the fuck.

You never went on like rotten or anything? No, I like I went on like albino black sheep and like I was more like new grounds. Okay. So like it was more just like cartoons and like animated. and like happy tree friends and bless you and things like that but like we're also like

we're like five years apart I think five or six yeah so I was like pain Olympics I was like that was like my intro to it the most thing I heard the most I heard about

was like two girls one cup and I remember hearing about it I don't know yeah it was essentially I don't want to see that so like it nobody wanted to see it it was somehow

almost everybody was tricked it was like meat spin right right And people were tricked into seeing me. Penn Island, bro. Penn Island was fucking hell. Penn.

Penn, you'd be like, oh, you ever go to Penn Island.com? And then you go to Penn Island. com, and then it would just be dicks. It's penis land. Because it's penis land. Penn Island. Why do I feel like you guys said this before? We did say it before.

That shit got me so bad. What is it? Penn Island. Penn Island. Okay, penis. When I, when I, when I looked at it and read it and I was like, do that still exist? I don't know, actually.

No, I think it's gone. They sell pens now for real. They actually sell pens now, for real. They took the URL. That is crazy. That's amazing. But yeah, no, I don't know, man. Oh, to the question.

I was looking at a question. Actually, I wanted you be, I believe. You said it was gone, so I'm like, what's the point? Yeah. The question, the answer to the question, I would say, Sheldon, about if you're, if you mimicking mannerisms, who would be the worst person? Oh, I feel like being like if, if, if you, imagine if you started to Elon Musk. That, well, what does he do other than stutter?

Oh, that's a way worse. That's a way more interesting. That's a way more interesting question because he wrote, he said, what is one manner from someone you know that you would hate to copy? Oh, you know. But like that's a way crazier question. Yeah. Like, oh my God. Like of all the people you've ever seen.

Yeah. Or like know of or characters. Hmm. no one in my adult life is so crazy that like I would be but I remember in high school there were some people that oh no if I ever kill me

if I ever behaved like this I remember I remember kids in school who would who very clearly got all of their character development and all of their mannerisms from anime and those are the people those are the people that like

I think I would hate to exist in that space where like they would like move like that oh man just be like Because like how little kids, they think the way they talk or interact is, like, how it happens in movies. Right. So it's like, what the fuck are you doing?

So they'll give themselves away sometimes because, like, if they're lying to you, they'll lie like a character lies in a movie. I don't know. Which is obvious. Yeah, and they'll look around, like, because they think that's what they're supposed to do in their lying. Which is hilarious. Is that just autism? I think, no, I think, well, if you do it, if you're fucking 20 and you do that. If you're 31, it's like, I don't quite know what's going on.

kind of weird. I don't really know what's going on. That's not autism. That's just stupidness. Is that like the same, like you would say the anime trait? It was that guy. What did he say? Like, you don't talk to me like that?

Or there's something. Oh, yeah. What was it? What did he say? Oh, fuck. That was that big kid. Yeah, what did he say? The big kid at the school who was like,

you dare threaten me or something? Yeah, yeah, that's it. That's it. I saw something recently like that. Like, I don't know if it's real because who the fuck knows anymore, what is real. But I saw a video recently of like some kid with like a lisp in a class and look I don't know if this is real

again like everything's probably a bit or like AI or fucking whatever but it was some kid in a class and he was like I've had enough of death I will not be punished I am the alpha and he said that to his fucking teacher and I was just like

damn that's a hard one because it's hard it can't it does it inherently feels funny it feels fake as I'm watching it but also like it doesn't feel beyond impossible. It's not. I mean, dude, you know, I actually had a little disagreement with Jojo about when

she showed me that video of Trump, like, blowing the mic. And I was like, it's not fucking real. Like, come on. Like, you know, like, it's too, it's too stupid. Like, clearly somebody and then, you know, I was wrong. It's, right, right. He was adjusting the mic and started, and I'm like, oh, I.

Because it's so absurd. That's dementia, but, like, yeah. It's just so absurd that, like, of course I would do something like that. Right. But, like, in front of, like, I'm courting an audience that hates gay shit where I would think I would never do that I would never joke in front of those people It was a weird thing to do

But I thought it was fake I pushed back I'm like that's bullshit like don't even So I can't even rule anything out anymore Yeah it's over Yeah The things of ruling things out are over That kid that said that is the kind of kid that you need

To get to him now and help him Before he finds his dad No one can change No one can change like alpha Like that's how you get to that guy now Before he goes to a really serious traumatic rapes where he gets pushed like once and then like there's a school on television dude dude do you feel with the CEO getting murked and that guy that being almost heralded as a

hero that did it do you think a lot of those school shooter people might actually be like you know because they're more they either want to be infamous or famous or whatever I think that's what that kid that tried to shoot Trump was same deal right so do you think like maybe they might direct their attention towards these freaks? I think there's a stark possibility. Oh, God. This is like, I think that's possible, but it's going to go the wrong. I know it's going to hold on to hold on a whole direction.

I don't care. I don't care. I'm going to hold on hope. I don't want to hear anything else. It'll go bad, I think. No. I think it'll go bad. I think it'll go bad.

I just, I want to live in my, can I live in my fantasy man? Dude, we didn't mention it on the show, but like a bunch of CEOs are taking their names off of like their companies and their websites and shit. And I'm just like, yo, that is fucking hilarious. That is peak shit.

It's just funny because like, they've always should have been hidden. They're super villains. And the supervillains were always supposed to be like it would take work to uncover who they are. Right. And these people were just... The unabashed shamelessness of like, yeah, you know, fuck you and your family.

Insane. And I'm like, good. Here's me. Here's my house. Here's my family. We're going to go out and take pictures. No, fucking live in shame. Yeah, please.

Like you live in the shadows. 1,000. The humanization of the corporate machine is a fucking problem. It is disgusting. And it's been a problem for a long time and people don't understand that and it makes me really sad because it's like these niggas don't give an nth of a fuck about you but you're like

I love this thing I love I love that I can't afford to help my mom not die I love it I have to say like there's a lot of people like it's not really a lot of people there's people on Twitter who are like just like how can how can people feel this way it's so callous and I'm just like look

I know people think this is like terminally online like oh it's like a terminally online thing to be just like yeah fuck that guy no Like, I remember, dude, I remember when the submarine fucking capsized on those fucking rich guys. And those rich guys comparatively did way less to many other people. Like they were just like, they were just happened to be rich people. They weren't even like CEOs of like, you know, mega representation of like something that is actively harming people.

And, and dude, I'm telling you, my Republican family, my Democrat family, they were all laughing up a storm. It is not an online thing to not be to not like CEOs and rich people, especially health insurance. Like health insurance CEOs are probably like the most hated. If you could really describe to people like what each type of person is, they'd probably be easily in the top 10% of hate most hated people. Yes. Insane. How much people like your average person hates that that type of person. It's a weird thing that the person that would say things like how could you feel this way?

They almost don't feel like real people. Yeah. Because just like how do you not know? Even if you don't feel that way, how do you not know? It's like it's also, I'm going to be real though. It's also it's a little bit concerning that they don't feel that way because it's to me it's like a lack of empathy. Even if you're not actually.

But it's weird because it's lack of empathy but then towards someone who is barely a person. You know? Like it's like what the fuck is going on? It's like you like you feel you feel this well of sadness towards this guy that got murdered. but not all the people he's actively helped die. I guess it's like reverse empathy. Because what I was getting at was a lack of empathy for all the people that are affected by this industry. Yeah.

Where it's like, why don't you feel bad or angry about that? Even if it's not affecting you directly. But Derek, he helps cover people too. Derek, he has a family. If I had an RPG, I would use it on that person. You would do the close range. Yes, if they were this close to me. I don't care.

It's just, boom, we're all gone. You would put it down and it would touch the top of his head. And you would aim it down so it's at his body. It's crazy to get along its face. It's such a catastrophic, just like a colossal misunderstanding of the point. I think, again, we've talked about some of the podcast before. I say this way too many times, but just about some people needing to just get beaten. They've never, they've ever had any hardship.

They've never caught in any trauma. And it's some people that I'm like, you just don't understand. You're so happy. be go lucky and you don't understand trauma you don't understand suffering you don't you have nothing you can't relate to these people that are getting fuck so hard and if somebody said something like that

well they're doing some good too at least they're getting covered I would want to twist their head off and be like yeah you are you need trauma you need to understand it's not even that it's just that people people have gotten so far up their ass with their own interest that they're incapable of seeing the plight of other people

well everyone's interest is having health care that is the thing No, no, I understand, but their interest is probably more aligned with whatever that guy was doing. And his particular, like, they want to be like that person because they're obviously not them. And it's just like, dude, just kill yourself. He's literally, he's literally crying. I'm so, I'm so, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, yon and I got tears out. But I'm so done with people being like, oh, you don't feel bad.

How could you say that terrible thing? This person has a family. It's like, dude. That's what I hope it happens to you next. I hope it happens to like, I just, I hate, I hate getting back. I hate getting there because of the fact that I was the person. That was like, no, Spider-Man taught me that you have to do good no matter how much bad happens. But now I'm like, dude, nah, just burn them.

Burn them, wipe them away, dude. Like, just set them on flight. I don't know. I can't care about you anymore because you are bad. Yeah, it's just, look, to me, to me, it's the same situation as the submarine thing, right? Where it's just like, look. Well, they're just stupid. Right, but there was a kid on there who, like, you know, that kid shouldn't have been there.

And that kid, I feel bad for the kid. I feel bad for that kid, right? And you know what? I feel bad for his kids. Whatever. That sucks. Because they're probably going to grow up to be mega evil now. You know what I mean?

Because imagine you see like everybody around, everybody being like, Loll, your dad's dead. Like, it's probably fucked up. You know what I mean? Odds are. And my sympathy extends to them, but it doesn't extend to that guy. Like, fuck. No, fuck that guy.

Spin the block, you know. Spend the block. That's the unfortunate. Make sure that uproot the whole plant. Put the whole guard down. Anyway. We got to get some more questions. Next, next, next.

Yeah, I don't know anybody in real life whose mannerism has bothered me enough But definitely animate people from high school Jesus Christ Shard of Odeum wrote in He says, Hello shirt man pizza time And shot Uncle Ben Indiana Jones in The Great Circle is coming up quick

And to go along with it on the same day It's my 40th birthday Oh happy birthday Oh, we got some real adults listen That makes me happy Thank God Or I'm concerned What do you mean?

It's kind of both Where I'm like yay But also like are you okay? Are you? No. No. I actually, to me it's more like,

oh, man, I fucking been listening you since high school. And I'm like, ooh. Yeah. Like, poison.

Yeah. It's like the opposite. It's like, it's like, I've been listening to you since I got on my psoriasis medication. It's like, yes.

Jackpot. I want that. I want some. You don't have eggs in that. And that makes me so sad knowing that. Oh, what is that? What is that? What is that?

A burrito? stop. I was asking a question. He was going to try to get you. He was. I really wasn't, actually. Like, now I will.

But, like, I genuinely I can't eat. Finish reading the question? Anyway, yeah. What was I fucking say? Oh, yeah. Indiana Jones is the Great Circle coming up along with my 40th birthday.

On top of that, we have Fantasian Neo-Dimension legacy of Kane Soul Reaver 1 and 2. Mighty Morphan Power Rangers Rita's Rewind. Oh, that's just going to be so fun. Is that real?

Yeah. That's the S&ES game, right? I think it's a, You mean S&S game? Yeah. You mean like say, or Atari or something like that? No.

No, it's definitely not Atari. Atari. I think I'm pretty sure Atari predates Power Rangers entirely. Absolutely. Yeah. Sorry, yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, that's crazy. The Power Rangers around in the fucking 70s?

No, what's one is it? Or is it? Are you saying that like, or Sega? I don't know where it was. Are you saying it's like not, they're taking a game that came out in that era

and then they're. Yeah. I can't tell you. Clearly, they're not putting out a Super Nintendo game right now. I mean, that's where I was like, what are you saying? You know, they still print? You know, Square Enix still prints, like, PS1 games? Same thing with, same thing with Atlas.

I had no fucking idea that that was true. Alice, if you order a game, they'll make it. It's not on the black discs, though, which is a shame. That's cool. Oh, right, right. The Black Disps is so fucking cool. I love that. I miss.

This one things were not terrible. Anyway. They're not terrible now, but they were so cool. you're pretty bad they're pretty bad uh the soul reaver they weren't better or they weren't great before but like they're definitely worse lazy cane sole weaver one and two remaster i'm i'm fucking stoked for that uh mighty war for power rangers readers rewind i'm sure there's more i'm missing has there been any monumental releases that happen to coincide with any of your birthdays or milestone points in your life whether they're video games movies books whatever thanks guys

happy birthday uh and all that jazz well yeah for me too endgame and if anywhere Endgame and Infinity War were your birthday? Mm-hmm. Oh yeah. You saw them on my birthday. Yeah, that's right, yeah. Was that at the Chinese theater we went? Yes.

That was cool. Yeah, came on my birthday. Yeah. I don't have a lot of that, honestly, because my birthday's early December, December 4th, and so not a lot of, like, it's only recently that that's kind of been happening,

because it used to be that games would come out September, October, November, and that was kind of it. That was kind of, like, you would have, like, maybe like, like a random one in like March or something. But like I think only recently now that like that kind of doesn't matter and there are so many games, now you're getting like, oh fucking Resident Evil in January and fucking, you know, February you got something. Now it's everywhere.

But there is no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no Q, like quarter cents to it. Yeah, there's no reason really to limit yourself to like the fall season because there's actually like a lot of. Boners game came three came out like fucking what, August or something? Yeah. August 27. Dude, I remember summer being a fucking. glut for gay like nothing would come out in the summer yeah ever and i remember it was so grueling you'd have your stuff you'd have just what you bought yeah yeah yeah you had you get finally

finished it because you have time to do it in a summer exactly uh but now shit's coming out in the summer all the time shit's coming out in december like there's games that come out on fucking christmas sometimes you're like what the fuck so like um but that's now so like i don't really remember a lot of December things i do know there were certain like there were certain weird like i remember my birthday was the game awards one year and they revealed Crash Team Racing was being remastered and I thought like that was cool

because I was like that's perfectly timed but nothing ever came out the closest I got was like there was a Destroyed Humans game that was supposed to come out in December 3rd but then it got delayed I think did I think I think maybe God of war so I know recently the closest thing was

even though it's funny I haven't played it yet just because I started doing the A to Z thing in the library I was the only person I know in my friend group that was, that played Dragon's Dogla. And so when they, when they announced it, they were dropping it just like,

you know, a few weeks around my birthday. I was like, oh, this is like, what a treat. But then I got scared by some of the people like, you're talking about the optimization on,

on Steam. And I was like, I'll wait for it. I'll wait for it. And then I just never, it's been, it's like, oh shit,

I still haven't played yet. It looks super, it's like, it has to be fun. It looks cool. If I had a lot of fun playing the original, so why wouldn't it be? And I started seeing some more footage from it recently

And I was like fuck I really want to play this so It's just better than one in every way Right yeah it's better revision I've been even I've been curious about that game I like I like being a fuck out of monsters And making a big one away I saw like giant fucking Colossus that I was like yo Like I want to fight that thing

Yeah I was like yo anything I wish more games would steal from Shadow the Colossus personally Like I just I love that feeling of like scaling a beast And fucking killing it And not all the games do it I don't know why I think it's just hard to do Probably in all likelihood It probably is.

Yeah. You're going to design the map to match the scale of something gigantic. So something gigantic has to exist in an even more gigantic world. Yeah. The thing that I love about that, though, is because it's like, it's like level design and then it's character design and then the character design is level design.

Yeah. Right. That's why I was so, God of War III was so good with that where the opening is you're on Gaia. Yeah, yeah. And then at another point, you kill Kronos. And it's so fun. And I just, I was like, I need, first of all,

all there was nothing like that other than maybe fighting a dragon in 2018 godover 2018 you're like on the dragon for a little bit it was like the closest thing you got yeah and i was too much minimal i was like they did it so much larger i just wish that they would do something like that and veilgard teased that there was like this some giant shit in the end of the game yeah and you just watched it go down and cut scenes and i was like fuck i hate when that i want to fight those things you know it's a shame too is like when there's already big shit in the franchise and you're like why is that not he I remember when Haley

It came out I was like I can't wait to fight a scarab Not at all Not even slightly Never again I'm like what It's the coolest

fucking thing you have It's um Dope whatever It is To shoot this gorilla again It's so shoot this gorilla I yeah Yeah

Yeah Gorillas I do like space guerrillas But you know Not Not that much Yeah Remember Craig

You remember that? Craig was awesome He was a fellow He was a fellow. Yeah, they have, there's... Free frame. It's so funny. Like, that face is awesome.

But, like, there's... In the full game, like, at the highest point in the map, there's, like, a little encampment, and it's just, like, music playing. It's just, like, horrible music. And there's, like, a record player, and it's, like, his album. And it's that face. Like... Is that real? I'm not joking.

Yeah. I don't think it's, like, exactly what I'm saying. But, like, there's, like, an album that's supposed to be his, and it's just, like, and it says Craig or something on it. I like that they, I like whenever they can embrace that shit, but like also like, come on, dude. Get a scarab in there. That's fucking crazy. Did we answer the question? I don't remember what the fuck.

Yeah, it was like things that coincided because, oh yeah, yeah, God of War III. I remember that just came out. It was one week after my birthday. So yeah, I was just looking that up because I remember that. Once your birthday again? Was it early April? March 8th. March 8th.

Yeah. Oh, I remember, yeah, a day before my nieces. That's not I remember. I was very, yeah, growing up, growing up, growing up December was. growing up December was a glut for games but I remember like it's happening a lot more now like the fact that like Legacy of Cain is coming out soon

I'm stoked Everything kind of there's quarterly releases now Before they used to be like There's more stuff coming out Video games came on spring and fall before I feel like before Which ones are coming out? Which Legacy of Cain's are?

One and two. So it's Legacy of Cain Soul Reaver One and two Oh so it's Soul Reaver Soorrever specifically Wait there's other, there's another Galaxy of Cain franchise Well so there's Blood Omen Legacy of Cain and then there's Blood Omen 2

And then there's Legacy of Cain's Soul Rever and then Soul Reaver 2. So Soul Reaver 1 and 2 are coming out. So those are the 3rd and 4th game? The Osreal ones. Okay, those are the 3rd and 4th game? Because you actually were Kane before. Right, yeah.

Yeah, now you're Azriel. Is that man I'm saying his name right? Raziel, I think. Razia. Yeah, I'm fucking Riziel. It's been a long time. I don't remember that stuff either. What the fuck just happened?

You just looked at me. Sorry, the Rizzlers are infecting me, man. I can't get away from me. I looked at you. I can't get away fucking Rizaliel. If I open that game up in Razzley. I can't fucking kill myself But no

You ever seen Have you ever seen? Have you played Blood Omen? Like Steve Kane? Never played the first ones. It's weird. It's one of the first PlayStation games. Yeah.

And it's, it feels it like it is. I had it on a demo and I was like, even back then, I was like, you know what's crazy though? It's like, I was playing,

I played it for like two hours and I was like, damn, I like this, but it's terrible. Yeah. Like it's, you ever played the, old school elder scrolls

it has almost a feel like that where it's so the graphics feel so like not what place you know like when they started pushing the Polygon stuff this was before that essentially yeah it's it's kind of 2D still yeah yeah but it's it's made to

look a little bit more 3D yeah let me the voice acting is awesome in it though and like the vibe is cool but like I remember like just going through the inventory was impossible like it felt like the it felt like the it was the first voice I don't even remember that the first voice acted video game? That's a great question. I don't know.

I would imagine who it couldn't be anything on it. It couldn't be anything on, no, no way. It couldn't be anything on NES. Maybe like maybe Sonic? I really don't know.

Yeah, it's a kind of, it's an interesting point. Stratovox. Stratovox, 1980. 1980? Stratovox, yeah. See this? This was a, this was a blood woman. Yeah, that's, that's, that's legacy of cane.

That looks interesting. It's, it's really, like, visually, I think it looks cool and it feels cool to, like, atmosphere-wise, but it's, it's kind of a, it's rough to play, man. Yeah. That inventory screen, I don't even know, I don't know if you remember it. It reminds me a Zelda mixed with, uh, I don't remember it. That's, it's very Zelda mixed Castlevania. Yeah. But, like, but it doesn't play as well as either of us.

I think, I think, uh, well, what's the? The inventory screen felt like it took like five seconds to load. And then, like, there's no text in it. So, like, you don't know what anything. It's all contextual. So you have to figure out, like, what can I click on? And what does what? There's no options menu.

It's weird. I hope I can find that real quick while I'm just blazing through to see if this dude pulls it up. I should probably probably be faster to just, like, type that in specifically. I have it on my PlayStation right now. It's fucking crazy. Anyway, I guess it looks more like a way, like, like, What are we ever now? Let me go for names now.

Golden accent, should we? Yeah, it's my name. Oh, yeah, yeah, might as well. Sure, yeah. You know, let me update this. I've been keeping track of the questions. That's a December one, right? I did put it up, right?

Yeah. Okay. I just, I like them. I forgot. So I know what to pick? Like, literally, if I'm doing something in a moment, that's a quick thing, I just don't remember it. I'm like, oh, get this done it with quickly.

Like, I've cleaned the bedroom. My house was, times and I'm like I have to clean the beds and I'm like who did this afterwards. All right. We're gonna read. It's not good. See, it's a cute dementia. You probably need more sleep.

I definitely didn't sleep enough today for sure. I was up to like 5 a.m. fucking. Marvian. No, I played revels like maybe like two but that I was up because I was reading on, I was getting up something about, uh, about just like, uh, future policies for Cali. That's it. It's like policy stuff.

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and giving him a piss kink. Come stain ninja. Fuck me and fuck you. Death. Jack, the world's fastest Maori. Epic butt battles of history nearly made me piss myself. Thank you.

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Was that that national anthem? No, I think song in the South, wasn't, wasn't, wait, wasn't Song of the South that fucking racist cartoon? It's something like that. That's why I'm like, I feel I should know this. And I'm like, ah, this is a point in history. This is something I should know. But I'm like, damn, I don't actually know.

Ouch. Yeah, it is. Remember the magical slave? Yeah, yeah, that's, yeah, that guy. That guy. Okay. I don't know, man. That looks

Harmon. This is having a great time. Like he's all happy. Everybody's enjoying themselves. Zippity do da, Zippitye. My, oh my, I love being a slave.

Hey. Plenty of whipping coming my way. Is that real? Is that the real? No, that's free style. Pretty good. Yeah, and actually,

I was like, I'm on fire right now, but I got to stop. I got to stop. I'm hot. It's going to get shit, though, so I got to stop. Yeah, yeah. I never do that.

Big Meaty stinks. Kid Flash is an adult is so referred to as Kid Flash. Andy the man who's handies in our back in S-tier and Forever Dandy. Christopher Maldonado. If you don't do the accent, I will sue you. The black or the penis is sweet of the jiz.

Heath Smoker is going off to Vegas. Gids. RFK personally wants to put a worm in between Sween's tooth calf. Squirt word. Breaking. Trump appoints Kid Rock to lead Department of Foreign Affairs. Evil Derek is just called specific white women. Udollali, Udolli, Gali.

What a gay. I love it. Ding dong dong. ding-dong's penis heads are coming. Kevin Durant. Sometimes it dawns on me what the fuck we're doing. Yeah. Like,

this is a job to read this. You know what's crazy? You said ding-dong and I started thinking about the wiki witch and I'm not as fucking wicked stuck in my head again. I've had wicked stuck in my head for like a whole week. It's actually aggravating to be so annoying. I'm like, I'm like,

this is really, I'm done. It's pretty catchy. I have none of that in my head. That last song specifically is just really good. And I'm just like, damn it. Why are you guys gay?

and saw that shit. Why saw it? Well, yeah, I know why you saw it. But your excuse, was your excuse? He's actually gay. Yeah, he's just actually the only thing that can fucking explain it. I like musicals.

I like good ones. Wicked's really good, man. I never saw it. But I felt weird that it was like, I should see this. Because it's weird for me to masquerade. It's like, oh yeah, I'm a musical guy. And then people ask me what my favorite one

is I never have an answer. Very musical. I don't know. Fucking back street. Backstreet freestyle. It would be like in the heights probably was the one that I liked the most. Not even Jersey boys?

Jersey boys. The fuck is that? Boys from Jersey? Yeah, just because these guys are going, Hey, Greece. Jersey. Jersey boys. Jersey. Jersey boys.

Everything is this to say. Jersey. Jersey. Greece? Jersey is another one. Although everybody looks 40 in Greece. I think it's still work. I love.

Greece is my favorite. Is this somebody named Zuko in that movie? Oh, uh, what's the, the one where, um, you Tim Curry is gay?

Oh, uh, Rocky, I'm freaking, Rocky, my dick and my ass. I saw that movie with my grandma. Rocky Horror picture show is crazy.

So I'm a guy. You're gonna grandma? Were you confused? And she was like, stop it, boy. Stop being confused. When meatloaf,

stop about to become gay. Dude, when fucking meatloaf shows up, you're like, what the fuck is this? And then they start eating. Eating meatloaf? The alien?

From those movies? Or is that meathead? Meatloaf the... Oh my God. I don't even know what you meant. Remember that something can't movie about like, well, you probably know. You might remember that. Do you know who meatloaf is?

There's an artist named meatloaf? No, not quite. Oh, wow. Bad out of hell? I know that song. Yeah, that's meatloaf. Okay, cool. It's like that like rock ballad kind of thing.

I mean, I understand that an artist named meatloaf is really stupid, but, you know, You've never seen Meathead? I saw him in concert. You did? Did you slap them? Why you named that? Why you named that? That's so mean.

We was really far away. Like we were in the very bad, like our back was against the back wall. And we like, so we were watching. We were squinting at him. You were squinting at me. I think that's meatloaf. I think that's that could. And it was actually just a plate of meatloaf though.

We were so far away that it very well could have been. And we just couldn't really think out the detail. Can you imagine this entire time? It's like the milly-vanilly thing. where it's, you know how they would put out, like, through the lip sync. It's actually, it's a plate of meatloaf and then they got this guy. Yeah. To, like, actually be like, we can't, we can't put a plate of a meatloaf.

It's reversed. They, like, they had a superstar meatloaf, and then they were like, this meatloaf can't sing. We got to get a guy to do it. You guys, you guys never saw. Why would they do that? You guys never saw meat head? No, what the fuck is? What the way, what?

That is crazy. What is that? What is that? Is that the one? Isn't there like a racist? scene or something with that or no, am I thinking of something different? Oh no, I was thinking to the giant kids saying something messed up.

Yeah, I love that fucking scene. What the fuck am I looking at? No, what the fuck? Why is that even, what is that? What era? It's the 80s. That was the 80s? Yes, 80s.

I have a sister. I have an older sister. That's the reason why I see that. That's one of the scariest things I've seen without being prepared to see it. An alien named Meathead have never heard of this. Then there's Meathead too. You're kidding. I swear to God.

You're kidding. I swear. Mead. Is it Meathead or Meathead? They made two fucking movies of that thing. They ran it back. What a terrible? Why have I never heard of this before?

I've never like, why haven't? This is, this is like red letter media shit. This is the shit I'm talking about with the fact that my growing up is so broken because I have a 12-year-old older sister and then I was raised by my grandma. I thought I. So everything is wrong for me. I thought I knew things that were not of my era when I was like,

when I would watch like short circuit when I was a kid. Oh my God, Johnny 5. Yeah, Johnny 5. I loved that movie. Sir, the circuit was, yeah, that was interesting. Chris, I would watch Honeymooners excitedly on New Year's. That is gross. Excitedly.

I only read the books. That shit. Can you finish in like two minutes? I think I quit. I just read all of them. I love it. There you go. If you slow it down, like how much?

How many times? 2,000 percent. Yeah, and then you can. And your. speaking normally and we're just but it actually does it yeah yeah actually that would be amazing big meaty stinks uh niki ziggi

there's also pauses there's panic me out it doesn't even feel like you know when you saw that's how it feels wrong still it doesn't feel like that no it's completely normal that would actually really terrify me yeah you're a wizard that would scare me more than a dark spawn for sure coming around his feet doctor man

a doctor man love or how I learned to stop worrying and love the cock uh that's hot you fuck you I ain't playing I ain't paying my TV license, bitch Mr. Pants I want to see Benjabur getting raped by

Back of Gay Clowns Fuck Face Unstoppable Cardboard Pie Longtime question asker First time listener Putting my whole dick and balls Between Chunley's thighs and Dilling her to squeeze Until I hear a pop

Jolly old dipshit What is the N What does the N and in sync stand for? Nine, nine, nine I mean, I think we all know That's insane that's fucking crazy Hard R Sink

That's crazy Or is it just like Nigg Nigg Sink Yeah Yeah the classic Nix Or is that like Black Street You know like the

Black Street boys Yeah you know Black Street You know Black Street right Yeah And then so that they're it They're NIG sync I bet that was the original name I'm like we can't do that

Yeah probably This is so ridiculous Saggy Pussy Lips Are you still looking at Meathead? No That is one of the most upsetting character designs I've ever seen by the way.

Saggy pussy lips. Sometimes I dry swallow pills to remind myself that I'm stronger than most people talking about being a bad omen for Jack and then immediately bringing up destiny before the leaks. David Bowie,

Gagia gai-gaginus, man, I am so gay gouged gaginus. Fucking the ass a different man. Guys may gape me, but I can get guys. Sweeney catching a bullet with his tooth gap. Chautzy's wife isn't canon

and is a doll. At the door, I can't escape it. I'm probably an F, and that's it. Smitchie the kid. She pipkin my PIPA. Getting my brains blown out for shareholder value. Sweeney flosses with his own piss.

I'm here just so I don't get killed. Straight out pre-Ks, silly little black named Ice Cube. Star Coffee. I'm white, but my dad left after going to prison twice. Can I say it? Chris was the right. American dad is pretty funny. Roger's not as annoying as you said.

I am now. Transfam gremlin. Yush. Sween is just Derek. in his Zarbond monster form. It's such a crazy fucking write in. Chris stared listlessly. Chris stared listlessly at the patron list.

Time to plaster on a fake smile and plow through this shit one more time, he thought. I do. It's exactly what I think. I thought you were doing like an Alan Wake thing where you were narrating me. Craig the Canadian. The character's balin bake.

Shut the fuck up. What the fuck was that? I'll shut the fuck up. Ballin Bake? Yeah. Are you a blood? Is that what that is? Balin Blake.

Are you a blood? Is that a... Callin cake, Dallin, Dick, E. Allen Ake. E. Allen A. Fake. His name... It's not even aeration. His name isn't Wallin Wake.

I know. It's Alan Ake. It's out. You should really stop. Craig the Canadian Verily said the Vance. Verily said the molester. It's your boy, Shawnee D.

Service Agent Service Agent 2,67 Challenge Look up I've seen this Look up Strut by Stephen Segal on YouTube You'll get a kick out of it

It is so fucking funny He is so untalented It's crazy Strut by Stephen Seagall It's a song right? Yeah, it's a song he did I've only heard his reggae Oh dude man

Dog Jordan gave me a disc of that For fucking my birthday That's awesome Who the fuck up Is that? Is that so many Did your friend not like you or I don't get it?

He's one of my closest friends apparently too. Jordan got my friend's so many weird things. Jordan's insane. He's a cartoon character given life. Kid rock. What about it? My friend gave me kid rock albums for my birthday. And I was like, what did I do to you?

I was like, why did you give this to me? My cousin gave me Jay Leno's finger in hell of the things once. I'd accept that. Yeah. I'd clone him and beat up the club. I'd clone him and abuse the clones. You could still see bulls. Bull skin underneath him

He'd him up in the basement Just beat the fuck out In the middle of his body What I do to you? Why are you? Wait, I hear of me I can't speak more dead

Because I'm fucking in my own Oh yeah You see him this? Have you seen this? He's alone And he's asking you see him He's bleeding on the ground That's how he pray

That's how he pray That's him praying He's like you see this guy right? He's beating the fuck out of me I really love really loved the Jay Leno. The Jay Leno being a bit on this show makes no sense. He's so,

he's so irrelevant. He's so irrelevant to everything that we love, care, love, care about, talk about. I'm just pro Conan, man,

I think that's all. I'm a Conan guy, man. He's also in the Oscars, apparently this year. You just see a Clue's Gamer who did the, um,

the director's cut of, Oh, for Death Stranding? Yeah. And he got to his point and I was like, why do they make me so unfuny? That was, that was great.

That was great, man. I love, I love Conan. Yeah. 3XO Smiling at the footage from the UHCCO having the day he earned. Getting jerked off to completion by an arcade claw machine. I paid like $500 and was not worth it.

Chris walking in on Sween coming on raising canes and Lily in the corner stuck in a K-hole, slurping stroke and smoking joking. And emotic is going like this. If Dragon Ball was dubbed today, Goku and Chishi would very likely have southern accents. You doxed gay men in Iran. And you built, oh, you doxed gay, you, you docks, you docks gay men in Iran. Oh, yeah, you built Kazzynski's bombs, Mr. Grinch. Obi-Won should blow me, waiting for the Sween, Hunter Tier, I want his pelt,

Kremlin to Gremlin, 50 cent, two-50-cent blood in my piss. Bister meast, blinding kids, fallas and chains be like, I believe them bonuses are in me. I saw Daddy sucking Santa under the mistletoe. Derek, to cleanse your soul from the stain of Vailgard played divinity original sin two. I will. Wage Slay 583.

Pippini Brothers report J.D. Vance has sexually sexual relations with Cherry from Peewee's playhouse. Donk, Donkerson. Oewee, be a good cut and come bounce and maca and abacca to buke de pepbo. There's so many Bs out.

There's so many Bsounds in that fucking one. It's insane. Gade six. Bum bambamble Bambachabha. The boobo de babbo. Gade six. P.P. Me Tink, me want, take me on life.

I love that. That was great. Some suicidal fucking suicidal Jamaican. That's literally just. That's almost impossible. That's little Jacob if you don't go bowling with him. Yeah, man. Me tink, we're going.

me think me going to take me on life yeah i'm not gonna work indeed you know i mean i want to be here no more that's so sad to not bowl with him even after he says that you're like yeah i don't care i don't care comrade where is my faster where is the fucking person i'm chasing it's pretty good can you please play a game of that's my baseline for what russian is by the way like Like, like, I'm pretty sure playing Grand The Vyth Vodot O'er 4 and just seeing that character for so long. He's not even Russian, right? He is, literally. Yes, he's Russian.

I thought he was, like, somewhere else. I mean, he's from near there. I mean, Eastern European, but I think it's assumed? I think he's literally, I think he's literally from Russia. If I'm mistaken, I could be wrong. He might be from, like, some other country, but. I don't know. It's damn in Russia.

It's fucking. Two years. It's a, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's from ostensibly Russia. Yeah. You know? Friend. Why are you here?

Do you mean alcohol? You're gay. I have pet bear who's best friend of mine. He does taxes alongside me. My best friend. He's stupid. He fall down the stairs every day. Gaylord.

People with the name Gayor make me laugh. I was watching. Sometimes I'll skim through all the episodes of the show just to see like if we've ever, I don't even know, just to remember, you know, what we did. Yeah, yeah. And we were doing like some impression to someone. And you're like, oh, Beavis and Budhead is all right people. And you're like, I'm Dave Rubin.

And you did a Dave Rubin impression. He's like, I'm Dave Rubin. I'm a dumb gay lord. And it's fucking. Derek said that. It's such a funny delivery on that ride. Oh, my God. We'll have me fun him in a while.

It's literally been like maybe three, two weeks. It hasn't been. It has not been a long time at all. Do you guys ever worry when posting a comment on YouTube that it might not be visible because you use the no-no word Me Be Fishy to the tune of Hot to Go F-A-G-O-T-S Gay guys having gay hot gay sex John Strickland, Merx 1889

Sweeney tipping his webbed his web fedora at Lily saying My bitch My bitch His webbed his webbed fedora I assume I assume that means like Spider-Man I was this thing in that it has probably

Like a Marvel A Marvel Fadora would A Spidey suit Spidey shoot Fidora That goes soft as fuck Fuck That goes soft Yeah that goes soft man

That's crazy Put it's Spider-Man Fidora I wonder if there is one Like that's already on You do it It would be like at my house It was like It's literally on its way now

It shows up on the endemic advertising On his Instagram anyway Whoa Spider-Man-themed dialysis machine Fucking a match The first was to get David singing Magirt through Oh slang in McGirt

Through the gap in Sweeney's teeth Easy mode I was born too late to experience the PS2 Damn That was something special I actually think we're probably Not gonna have that many generations After this

Oh my God They have something Of course that's not fake I'd wear that I know. I know you would. It's kind of crazy. Who?

No, I was for dora, so, yeah. Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, all right. It's not that cring. Yeah, it's not that cring. Yeah, sure.

Pryoraz, put your penis in my penis and start pissing. Damn. That's fucking insane. Blake 896, Radiohead, nice peen. Bob Breyer really tweeted the word

tranny and then fucking died. Fuck it. Acab applies to Paddington now. Was that the fucking... Uh... The drummer of Michael's Romance? Let me tell you.

No fucking idea. What was the name again? Bob Breyer. I think that was the because if I remember, I think you're right. I think I didn't hear something about that and he was like,

he was like, oh great, like Trump won we can like say tranny again or something. He said something stupid like that. Oh yeah, something like that.

Yeah. And then he died. Well, apparently he killed himself, which is even funny. That's so funny. Yo, how do you have the nerve, the nerve,

the nerve to like vote for Trump he wins and then you kill yourself. The nerve of that. You fucking suck, dude. That is the scummiest thing ever heard of my work here is done. Dude, I hope a fucking badger comes all over your fucking corpse. I'll bring him back to life and he gets beat up by a fucking hoof. The nerve of that is so...

Kinetic energy, he never stopped swinging. Yeah. He's been dead for a month and he's still swinging. That'd be amazing. Yeah, fuck that guy. At least survive. At least see what you did. See what you did.

God damn it. I hate that. My work here is done. My work here is gay. My work here is gay. Gay. I'm gay. It's my.

Oh, fuck. It's whatever Neil Patrick Harris is done with an acting role. My work here is gay. Alaskino, Phil Scherrash, Kazahira Miller. Kazuhiro, most of MGS5 is Philer Miller. Texas State of Salad. EDP is Drake and his Uzaru. Steve Urkel viciously raping U.T. for science.

Tickle my ass hairs. P.O.D. We come. We come. On another man's butt. Nice. Nicky Ziggy. Paul Joseph Watson's hands here. We have consumed the body. You're next. Preheated toast. Sorry, Miss Jackson. Badly brave. Seriously black, atherian, orange man, hunter.

Nay from Melfis 1. And rounding out our list as always. The King of Hephazard. Off we go. I'm the fucking Joker now. I want Rich Evans from a red letter media to play joker because he has a fucking great laugh

is crazy. Like it sounds like dude come on Yeah yeah yeah Just give it to him Just some like fat like old white dude Just being joker I can't do his laugh

No it's actually unimpersonatible Yeah I can't even get that high It's literally like like if a squeaky door could laugh You know Like it really is like that I don't think that's an inaccurate description Like he does yeah

Actually, yeah, I'm starting to hear it. Now that I'm hearing it in my head. I don't know what you mean. It's not... That's how it sounds. Yeah, anyway, bye. We're leaving. Just hurry up.

Just end it. Just hurry up.