The Snark Tank - #287: The Game Awards Was Actually Good?

Episode Date: December 20, 2024

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No safety at all. I don't think I've ever done that. I don't think I've ever been that scared. If I have, I don't remember. You know, like I was like young. I put that away.

I put that away. I'm sure my brother was terrorizing me with something. If it was a dickhead when I was a kid. I was like, uh, stop. I'm scared.

That's like you're sleeping in a bear with clown makeup breaks into your house. No, the bear breaks and applies the clown makeup. Because if it, if it just has to make them once someone probably did that. It's like the beginning of,

it's like the beginning of, it's like the beginning of, Joker with a bear sitting in front of a beer. He's just crying. That's crazy. Walking into an Arby's bathroom and seeing that it must be a wild experience. Arbys. Welcome to the Star Trek podcast.

The bear shouldn't be, you know? Yeah, but also that would never happen because who walks in Arbys? I know, I know. Only the employees. Yes. But that's why it's so crazy because you're just kind of like, oh man, I really got to take a piss. I'll stop at Arbys.

Go in a barbies and the Bears is. And it's just. he's doing he's dancing he's dancing yeah that I mean at least it's an easy like I'm walking out

and not like the bears like you know and like tries to get you what if it does what if it like it oh so it's doing that if you stay in there

for like five seconds too long and it's not a and it's not a push it's a pull you should have walked out at four seconds you stayed five seconds and then it like it startled

aggered it And you're like, oh, they just immediately agro the bear. I know that, I know agro is like a generally like just popular gaming term. Yeah. Every time I hear about it, I think of Army of 2. Yeah? Yeah, because they use it as like an official term in the game. I don't remember that.

I remember it specifically. I've never played Army of 2 in so long. I loved that game though. I love third person shooters. I've always enjoyed them. That was the first one I really think I played. That was the one where you guys shared a health bar, right? Was that that one?

I don't remember that. I'm pretty sure you did. I don't know if it was the first or two. It was the one that had like the back-to-back mechanic. Yeah. Yeah, I think so. You would lean on your friend's back and then shoot people. You'd be in the center of like an arena shooting people and you would somehow remain safe.

You get a buff. You get a really stupid. You get a buff and lean on your homies back, man. When you fall, he would stop you, you know, the people that like, people that go back to back and then clock arms and then climb up high places. Yeah. You've never seen that? Huh? I've seen it before.

but I've never seen, I've never actually seen it in practice. I've seen in movies. I've never seen them finish the task because I feel like finishing the task is the part where it's like, they did in a, you play a way out,

you do it in that, you're in that fucking game. I never finished that game. I never played that. That's the only one of that studio that I haven't played. Oh. A way out.

Oh, you don't have any friends or? No, it's because they're too Jewish looking. That's coming from you. It's crazy. That coming from you is a wild thing. He just inherited his essence.

That's crazy. That's crazy. I passed out. I'm like, I'm done with like this. And then it was just a little dark ball was on the ground like the symbiote. And it was like,

damn. Did you fucking imagine? No, I don't know why. I think it was just, it looked too realistic for me. Like, it was just like too real,

you know what I mean? Like it didn't feel like fantastical or weird enough for me. But I heard that it was good. I do want to jump into it because it takes two is great. As I get older, I'm getting less and less like,

I don't want to play games that are realistic. I'm like, I live on earth. It depends. If I want to kill. I can do it in my house. I feel like if you can offer me something like a Red Dead too, I'll be in. But like, uh, yes, but you still, you see what that means though, right?

You understand why. Like, why? That would work in Red. The other things won't because like Red Dead is like, I understand what you're saying. Do you mean like a modern Red Dead? You would like not play that? That's not like GTA so much. But granted, granted, I'm excited for GCA6 finally because of the fact that

why? I've just looked at so much. One, one, well, obviously, but one, one, I know someone that had the alpha build and I heard something about it. it. And I was like, oh, this looks insane. Okay, but like, and then... What does it look insane? How does that... Sounds insane. Well, this seems insane. Sorry, look. Look is like a degeneral. My apologies. You're right. You're right.

Why did you apologize to one? Because I said the wrong thing. It's like, oh, yeah. Gay and semantical. Who cares? He pointed out clearly he cares. Listen, listen, listen. Listen, before we get too crazy, this is... Welcome to the Starktank podcast. Patreon.com slash the snarktank.com. Shop. This is going to be a weird episode. We're going to do things a little bit differently.

I have a dentist appointment. So we're going to record the first hour on one day and then the second half on a different day. It might be jarring or weird. I don't care. We got a lot to talk about the game awards just happened. For sure. I think most people were expecting somewhat of a lackluster show, as is usually the case. Yeah.

But I actually feel like this year was pretty solid. It's probably the best game awards I've seen in a while. You know why? I think it's because clearly people were so underwhelmed with the candidates. The games that dropped this year was, it was, there was nothing they could have done with the drops that happened in 2023. So just by default, like proxy, it's just going to be lackluster. Like, oh, we're not as excited about this year because there was no fucking BG3. There was no Spider-Man 2.

There was no, there was no clear winner, I think. There was no obvious one I think it was a competition this year Actually I hate to say it but none of those games last year would have held a candle to like most of the games that came out Like this year what do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? They would have been like oh these are fine

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They put, that's, and they even, they even, of course, were self-aware about those fucking puppets talked about it. Yeah, Statler and Waldorf. Yeah.

Dude, there's a shot in, there's a shot where they're talking about like, oh, Hideo Kujima's, uh, or like, Jeff Keeley is Hideo Kima's best friend.

He's like, oh, does Hideo Kajima know that? And then they cut to Hideo Kijima, and he has no, fucking idea what's going on. I mean, he is bewildered. What makes it so weird is that, like, he doesn't speak English up there. I know he speaks English.

He speaks English enough to understand what's going on, but he's not like, I don't think he's ever cared enough to be like, I'm going to, like, thoroughly be able to communicate with you in English. My friend Joe, our friend Joe, he went to E3. Remember he told me he? He was like, oh, yeah, I was just having a conversation with Kodima for like a while. Because, of course, Joe's the kind of guy. That's not what happened at all.

He literally was like, oh, I was, like, literally. at the booth with him talking about him. And I was like, oh shit, you're Dale Kojima. Okay. I swear, it was, on the year that they revealed. I know what you're saying. I think you're misremembering this. He saw him in a urinal.

That's not what happened. All right. I'm actually dead serious. And his pants were completely down to his ankles. And he was like, Cogima's dick was inside, like, lay against the urinal. Layed in and pissing out because, like, you know, his little folding brain. Like, like, over his shoulder, but his same demeanor just. Just resting in the back.

Howells of a urinal like a basilisk. A bass is what it would be in a urinal. I'm like, that's too low down dirty. I mean physically the shape of it. And fucking Joe is traumatized and remembers having a thorough conversation with Tima. But what really happened, there was this piss all over him. Piss all over the fucking room except for Kogneumko Jima was. He perfected not getting piss on him.

But every drop of the room is coated in piss except for him. That's the nigga that made Metal Gear solid. of course he knows how to avoid piss. The fuck you mean. So the Game Awards happened. And there were a lot of things. Dude, it was an uncharacteristically,

I think, strong year for the, just for the shit that was shown. For drops, yeah. Yeah, it's very, like,

surprising things, like shit that I genuinely was like, what? They're making another one of those? Cool. Didn't know that was allowed still. Like, seriously.

Like, the first thing that I thought was like, The first thing that I saw that blew my, that confused me was like Turak. I was like Torok on in 2020. There's a Torok game. What was the last Torok game? Like two like 1916 in 64. The last one was a.

16 was definitely a PS1 game that I played and was not, it was not great. Was it PS1? I'm pretty sure it was PS1 was the last Tarot. He's, you have to forgive Sweeney's dementia. Was Tarak really last one at 60? It couldn't be. It was definitely one with PS1. I remember 64.

I specifically remember playing Turok because I didn't have a 64. So I was at my neighbor's house playing Turok. And I remember this was the first time that I ever noticed that you had a, oh, you can turn the blood off or turn it green. You know, because like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, what the hell? I was just like, but it was like, oh, I guess some parents are. That just weirded me out because my mom never said anything about anything like that. Like, oh.

Because to her video game. violence wasn't real. So who gives a shit? It was so obviously fake. Imagine looking at like, imagine in the 90s. Yeah. Looking at the Tekin 2 FMV opening cuts in.

You're like, what movie is this? What live action film are you? I can, I cannot deny that everything looked way more real back then to me though. Like it looked, it wasn't a video game. It looked better, but it wasn't,

but it wasn't, I wouldn't say real, but like some 360 games looked like real life to me almost. That's a entire. That's like 10 years later. I was like once we started getting in there, fine. Yeah. This looks like real world.

I remember playing Resident Evil 5 and my mom or my mom's partner, one of them was like, Jesus Christ, that looks so realistic. And me, my gamer brand, I'm like, I mean, the lighting looks pretty good. But like the people, their hair is kind of stuck except for Shev's hair's moving a little bit. They have Lego hair. I was like, that's not how hair works. Yeah, the most like maybe fight night. The fight night that came out for 360

It was like the first time that I was like, ooh Like there were like if you would take in still images from it It would take at least like a couple seconds for you to be like Oh that's not real Oh, championship looks fucking amazing still. It's weird Yeah, looking at old I was like yeah you're right about the fight night But nothing on the nothing on the PSWD looks right Like it looks impressive for what a computer could do you know what I mean

Like I remember thinking that like man I can't believe computers can do this But like under no circumstances I like whoa Nina Looks real Yeah even the first fighting games that have like more to work with yeah they don't have the as huge environments to fucking put it with the memory and shit no

like there was a point where I remember Tekken 3 looking phenomenal but that's because comparatively when you're thinking of the older Tekken's Tekken Tekken looks insane Tekken 1 and Tekin 2 look hilarious It's the smiles to go to moment Kuma looks the bear

Kuma looks I don't know what to describe It's not a bear It's a mentor Kuma looks like Various cardboard boxes Like straight up It looks so fucking stupid

The scene where he dances for um For Hayachi I was like What is that? What is happening? That like if you tell somebody like Oh I'm gonna get my mom into like tech in and stuff And she's like

You can't As soon as like What is that thing? Oh it's Kuma Like why is there a bear in there Well See there's this guy that trained a bear

how to, she's gone. She's already she's already walking. She's already trained a bear. Had to do fucking cross a guy. So this guy, right? He had a son. He didn't like his son. He killed his son. Then he adopted a dude, right? He liked that guy, but didn't love him. But then he adopted a bear. A bear. And he really

loved the bear. He really loved the bear. So the bear is his best friend. But then he got his grandson and he beat his grandson up for years to go beat beat up his son. But then his son kills him. It's such a psychotic story. It's so stupid. It is so dumb. And I love how a lot of Japanese media can get away with just being so nonsensical. And we're okay with it. We're like when American media has to make

so much more sense and it kind of annoys me to me, to be honest. Yeah. Or yeah for sure. Like we're like, I'm like, all right, come. Give them a little bit of slack guys. It's still a video game. Except for, uh, naughty. Oh, I was just going to say naughty dog fucking they did it. They did it, they did it themselves. That's true. They kind of set a, a benchmark for themselves. or it's like we're making realistic stuff now. I think American things have to be like grounded and gritty. Japanese things can be fun but absurd. Yeah.

That's the thing for Japanese things. And then like European things can be whimsical. What is the most serious like a Japanese title you can think of? The most serious. Yeah. Like what is probably yakuzat moments are way too serious. Yeah. No, no, no, no.

No, no. At moment. Overall, overall. Crash Bandicoot is serious at moments. Overall. Overall, it's like really, it's like really insane, like cartoonish shit. But there's always like, you know, your dad got cancer. Like, for real.

Like, no joke. Your dad's not cancer. They don't see him. There's moments, but like, that's like saying SpongeBob is serious at moments because that scene where like he denies the pizza and Squidward stands up for SpongeBob. It's like, that's not a serious show just because there's a moment of like part one. I agree. I said this.

I agree. So I said moments. I didn't say serious for it. But like, so it has to be reversed, right? It's overall serious. Like it's a very serious game I don't know I feel like

This is off the top of my head Because I can't think of anything Silent Hill probably Maybe Resident Evil No Fuck you Fuck you for saying that Silent Hill might be it actually

It's probably Silent Hill Although even Silent Hill Although even Silent Hill ends with a fucking Shiba Inu Behind a fucking computer controlling everything That's one right

That's two That's like one of the endings One of the endings for two Spoiler Alert For fucking Silent Hill 2 stupid 20 year old game but yeah there's like a secret ending where like a Shiba Inu is behind all of it

and like Ethan's having a fucking panic attack it's hilarious it's really fucking funny but that poor guy that's so not that's so not funny it's extra funny it's extra funny because the rest of the game is so serious but that's like literally like maybe 0.2% of that game

yeah like the rest of it's so depressing um you got them I was just saying yeah I wrote a list of all the stuff that was announced um we covered tarot already. Turak looks weird. It looked very weird.

I didn't real, because I was not paying completely attention, right? Yeah, yeah. So then I'm seeing the footage before I knew it was Torok. If they did, if the dude announced it before,

I wasn't sure. So I was looking, I was like, what the fuck is this? Yeah. I didn't know what it was. Like, I saw it in the beginning. I was like, is this Turak? Like, the second the dinosaur

I had a, like, a glowing bow in a moment was like, is this fucking Turak? That's crazy. And then it showed the guy with like the stripes on his face. I was like, oh, I think this is Turok.

And then it cut to third person gameplay I was like, hmm, I don't know. I don't know about that. I feel like Turak should be a first person shooter. Yeah, it just, I mean, traditionally it was, so why not? Yeah, it could be cool. I don't know. I was wrong about Indiana Jones.

Like, I thought Indiana Jones would suck in first person. And it turns out, like, I can't imagine. It's a very good point. I can't imagine this game, that game being third person now. Yeah. But it could be cool. I was just happy to see Turak again. I love Turak back in the day.

For those of you who are unfamiliar with Turak, I fact-checked this to make sure that I wasn't misremembering it. There are dinosaurs with gatling guns in Turak. I thought I maybe made that up in my head because it sounds so stupid. Yeah, yeah. But like, it's, it is absurd. That's what the idea came from, I'm pretty sure. You're jamming your favorite song, and while you aren't missing a beat, you could be missing a signal from your body.

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Let's put a gun on a dinosaur. Oh, that's how the plan formulated by saying, that was the first thing they thought of, and then they made it game around that. Let's put a gun on dinosaur. Let's give a gun a dinosaur. Let's go gun and us. Here you go, Gunny.

Here's your pet for Surinop. I don't know how that's going to do, though. I'll be honest. Yeah, I don't know. It looks kind of... I would love for it to be great or even just good because just playing a cool Toro game would be awesome.

But it's got to be, at least for people. Because I feel like that's a hard, nostalgic, like, uh, uh, bass. And it's going to be... I feel like it's, that would be a, hard to convince other regular people have never heard of Turok to play especially some asshole is going to be like

oh, you play the Horizon already or some shit, you know? Right, yeah, exactly. You know what? I'm curious about, I think it's interesting. It's one of my favorite things about humanity is that we've learned we learned a while ago that dinosaurs looked a certain way.

Like we learned a long time ago that dinosaurs had feathers and they looked this way. And then, yeah, and then and we all were just like, that's neat. We're not going to change anything about how we depict dinosaurs of media from now on though. You know why? I think it would make dinosaurs less whimsical and more terrifying, I think, honestly. I just think we've already had, we have a cool design already

that we've kind of settled on and it's just so iconic that like if you replaced it with a fucking chicken, it would just, like imagine if they remake Jurassic Park but with real dinosaurs. Have you heard the sound? With feathers and shit. It would suck. sounds they make. Well, the theorize, the theorized sounds. The projected ideas they make. That shit's not, like, there's nothing funny about that. No.

The only, cool about that. Yeah. That's just really scary. I feel like the only thing that gives me solace is that, like, gators sound terrifying and they're ancient. Yeah. So it's like some dinosaurs can still sound fucking terrifying and not more squawky. I think it's not, like.

Do you see that bird? I think they sound more cool. Like, now they're like, oh, that's like a monstrous sound. In actuality, they see. sound like echo locators but evil. Did you? They have like these weird glow groaning pain sounds. And I'm like that doesn't sound like that.

I feel like we have like ancestral fear to that sound. I remember seeing a video recently. I don't know what kind of bird. It looks like one of those like prehistoric birds that like you'd assume would be dead. You know if you were seeing those like videos like like the giant bill and it looks like almost like a muppet. Yeah. Or whatever. You mean the, um, the, the, the, the, the, the, I don't know it.

I don't know it either. But like, it's like. the really big fucking bill. It's weird looking. But like the noise it makes, it just, it, I don't even exaggerate it. It just sounds like machine gun fire. Oh, you're probably talking about that,

the shoe bill one. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Whatever. It's like, and it sounds like a fucking machine. I'm like, oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.

That bird is crazy. I do remember that. That's how they all sound. They all sound terrifying. Like it's not. It's like a final fantasy creature. You can't make a Jurassic Park about that because that's a real horror movie. Not like a suspenseful.

Right, I know what you're saying. A fucking Rosseraptor with fucking like Damn near wings crawls over the thing And then sounds like a screaming baby As it eats you. Here's the thing, but I also Because I love birds. I'm not, even though a giant one would obviously

still terrify me because it's giant What terrifies me a lot more is like A giant gator Because how like ferocious and ornery And just Like some of the noises that they make is Like they confront metal bands Really like there's the hisses they make are insane

There's a guy that basically literally put a He learned how to growl like a A Gator and put it in one of his songs And so buddy took this one it was a there's a very specific clip Of a Gator doing this like his mouth's not even moving But it's making this just terrifying noise And this guy emulated it And I was just like fuck man like that's

Yeah hearing that is I'm not going to fuck with that thing ever Even if I feel like I'm stronger than it And I'm like ah The fact that gators are still the same as crazy Yeah They haven't really changed They just got smaller

What's crazy about that though I saw a video of like some guy tossing a gator meat And it just misses it entirely Like it just like it throws it And he dives almost away from the meat To try to get it and falls down a fucking hole And I'm just like man That's millions of years of perfect evolution

For killing Not for catching I guess so for killing, no. I guess so, I guess it's not used to, like having food tossed it. Like, I don't understand charity. You can give? How do you give?

It does not know the meaning of give, genuinely. It just take. Yeah. I don't even think they feed. I don't even think they feed their young. I think they just leave them. I think they eat them maybe. They might, surprise me.

They might, yeah. They don't have the ones they get away. They don't have any of those, like, nice feelings, you know, where it's like lizard brain. They're like, oh, I don't, I'll eat you. Yeah, it's not going to cry to a song. Yeah. If I remember correctly, they give them Gatling guns. That's true.

That's what Turok is based on, in fact. The real rearing practices of gators. A gator's born or other gators here. Anyway, so Turox coming back in some weird way that's interesting. Fucking virtual fighter. And I heard about it for a while that they were talking about doing another one, but I had no idea that this was happening. I'm being honest. I don't

I had four I don't I'm trying to be nice I don't get it's never been my favorite my fighter at all like it's it's

to me it's barely okay really virtual fighter yeah because like there's nothing wrong with it it fucking it like it functions well but I just never it never stuck with me

like I've tried all of them I played all of them I even bought the last one I was like PS2 or something No this one for PS4 which I have So that I There's one they've made one There's a remake of I think it might be like a remit

I may be a remake of it's like a remake What did they make a new one? I want to fact check this I don't think it's a new one for PS4 If there's one on the later consoles I absolutely did not fucking play that Last one I played was really fucking old But I remember liking it I'll tell you what like yeah

I mean I was more interested in the fact that like Oh virtual fighters back that's kind of That's really interesting Because it's been a long time From my perspective, maybe that new one on PS4. But I'll tell you how you would have got me. You would have got me with a bloody roar. You would have got me pumped beyond belief for a bloody roar.

I think my face would have melted. Like that would have been, because that's, you know, it would have been like genuine, oh, we did will this into existence also. Yeah, that's crazy. Dude, speaking of, I mean, I don't think we have much to say about Virtual Fighter. I don't have that much experience with it But like dude Speaking of willing things into existence

We were just talking We were just talking on the show About how unlikely this was But Animusha Is back Bro, that was crazy With like a new one I saw the hand

I saw the hand that I was like No To me it was before that I was the red orbs As soon as I saw the orbs I Jojo's on her computer right I'm like no Like yo she's looking

I'd be like what the fuck I was just like I couldn't fucking I thought I was getting trolled. When I saw the Orbs, I was like, no fucking way. And then you saw more of the Feudal Japan shit. And I'm like, and then of course, then he starts sucking

them up. I'm like, I can't. Oh my. Oh my goodness. I couldn't fucking believe it. What? Wait. Wait. Wait. What? I saw the orbs in my eyes. Like, it was like, is that like, because I remember a little bit of Anamusha, not much. But I remember that. And I remember, but I also feel like, oh, that could be

other things. Like, I don't know, maybe. There's a feudal Japan. I was like, is this Sekiro maybe? Because I remember you absorb shit in Sekirro. I saw the hand. I was like that. That was the complete giveaway. Yeah. The hand.

No way. The fucking the noise. Oh, I love that noise. And it starts, especially when there's a bunch of them everywhere. And it's just like, it's beautiful.

I can't believe it's a new one. Like, because I expected maybe if Anamush would come back, it would be, oh, hey, here's a collection or something. You know what I mean?

Here's remasters of two. Because they did the first one. They poured it the first one to PS4. And I think modern hardware in general. Yeah. But then they just didn't do it. anything with two or three or four? Nothing. That's four only muses? Yeah. I think so. Four, four I didn't finish because it was so

fucking different. It was more like, uh, it was like, uh, how do you, you didn't really, it was more of like a boss Scotland almost. And like, uh, and you're some, some blonde white, I don't know if he was Japanese or white, I don't know. But yeah, it was Donna Dreams was the, I didn't like it. Is it the one with the French actors in it? No, that's the third one. Oh, yeah. That's the third one. That's the one that I really like. They fucking. got John Reno. Yeah. John Reno is in the future in 2004 in Paris.

Time shit happens and they get replaced. So Samnowska goes in modern Paris and then there's French guys in Field Japan. That is awesome. What the fuck he's this? I do not know. And he's like, ah, oh, it's just a French woman. It's okay. Yo, that is an awesome idea.

I didn't know that about that game. Ideas like that are so cool. I only played a little bit of the first one and then like, I think snippets of the second one. like a cousin's house a long fucking time ago. I feel weird about the second one because I was such a Samnoske, a catchy simp that the second one didn't focus on him. And I was like, I'll just dabble with it.

It was one of those things to where it didn't really matter how good or bad it is. I was so... One of the reasons why I liked this so much is because it was the first probably Japanese game that I ever played were they look Japanese. And that, like, actually meant something to me because I always, I've never been, I've, of course I've accepted it.

I watch anime, right? But I've just never liked how Japanese look like fucking Western Europeans, like in, in their, in their media. I feel like, I feel like that's how that people think they look, you know? I think that has to be it. It's a desired look, which is. I just think that's what they. They don't think they look like that.

I think they have to think they look like that. So you think they're all insane. They're the only place I've experienced a particular event that nowhere else's experienced That is true So maybe You know like I I don't know

The people in Chernobyl don't think they look like fucking Muppets No but Chernobyl I guess we should verify that first Yeah Anybody from Chernobyl right into the show If you live in the Chernobyl exclusion zone Right now today and you're also You happen to be a subscriber to this podcast

Right in and let us know your experience And whether or not you see yourself as a floating Muppet Draw us how you think you look I gotta say is that Chernobyl didn't reach over a thousand degrees for a few seconds, you know. So I think that I think it did. I think it did. No, it didn't blow up. It melted down.

Well, maybe not the temperature, but maybe in that machine. Yeah, yeah, something happened. Highest average temperature in Japan, it's still about 300 degrees. It's insane. But yeah. But yeah. It's insane still. It's wild.

I feel like there should be an exception. I feel like they should get rid of that day because it's clearly. No, no. If you're going to go by math, go by math. Don't accept some of it. Be like, oh, no, that doesn't count. So try to y'all for having that average. Yeah.

Anyway, I'm sure there was other Japanese media before that looked more, like, realistic, I guess. But it was cool to see that. And then, of course, at number four, they just went back to this guy that looks like he's in Final Fantasy. And I'm like, oh, great. But I love that series. This means that they have to bring back the other ones. Because I was thinking the problem, how are they going to do this? three. We talked about it before. Also, are they going to have to give residuals to

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Yeah. And they look exactly the same. And I'm like, did they... What's the situation with that? They probably signed some sort of contract when they first do it. Something. Maybe. Gave him a couple bucks and nothing.

They probably fucked them, but gave them a couple of money. You know, they gave them like two penny. Yeah, it's just weird because I remember seeing that and being like, oh, I wonder, I wonder what the residual situation is here. And then you brought that up. And I'm like, yeah, I wonder if they could just like maybe like, could they get away which is like recasting? I don't know.

Changing the model, maybe. The problem is they absolutely, well, it's not even a problem. It's the unfortunate thing is they absolutely could. Right. It would be, it would be very unfortunate for me since I'm, I'm a fan of John Reno. Right. Right. To me, I'm like, this French guy that's a serious actor, but sometimes action star, but he looks, he just looks like just a French guy. And he was just in and on Emusha game? Yeah. So I don't know how that happened. I just think they wanted to do Paris, France, and they're like, and then you know how the Japanese operate. Well, we'll get, get the star. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's more common. It's more common. Well, it's more common now. That's true. It's more common now. Like, I remember, dude, I remember when Willem Defoe was in,

William Defoe and Ellen Page at the time. We're in that weird, uh, that weird, uh, Beyond Two Souls or something. That's it. Yeah, that thing. Yeah. And that was like 2012, I want to say, someone, someone around that time. So we've been doing the real actor thing here for a while. Yeah. So it's just fascinating that like even back then. All the way back in the day. Ami Musa just has this real fucking person in it. That is actually, yeah, it's literally, it just looks like him. them like you know just PS2 it's it's pretty that is pretty wild and he gets a really cool

fucking weapon it's almost like a ivy's fucking sword whip and uh that's crazy i was just like this thing fucking rules that game rules i'm so excited because it they have to bring those back yeah because how are you going to prep for the new game it has to be interested in playing like the at least the first one again yeah because i did play it a little bit and then i thought like they're never going to come back to this so i just kind of put it down but now that i know I guess they're continuing it in some way. I don't know if it's a reboot or what. I didn't read like the press release for it or anything.

It's, it's, it sounds like it's just going to be a, I don't know if it's going to be a soft reboot, but it sounds like a prequel, I'm sorry, a sequel because of just the language of saying that, uh, uh, continuing like the story. Yeah. And I'm like, oh, interesting. Did you like what you saw? Did you, did you think it looked good? So the, the, the combat seemed a little interesting.

It, it, uh, the world looked flying the combat. I'm actually more curious about that and see if it feels more because I feel like in three they really perfected it and I'm sure it's just going to be it's probably going to be pretty different probably a little bit more modern

I'll wait I'll wait but even if it somehow sucks I'm still going to be like a for effort at least they even fucking tried yeah surprising man I did not expect that at all I didn't expect the new ninja guy neither. There was a ninja guidance at the very beginning of the show, like for the pre-show.

Right. That looks awesome. Because it's like old school, like the 2D Ninja Guidance. It's like all pixel art. It was by the people that made like, uh, was it the people that made like, uh, blasphemishing stuff or was it there? I can't remember who. Oh, this one?

Yeah. The people, the, I don't remember. I think they made. Fuck, I knew it. We just talked about it. I don't remember exactly what they made, but they're, they're, they're, I feel like it's in good hands. Yeah. Um, I mirror was a good studio.

I just don't. Yeah. Whatever. But yeah, that's cool. I'm showing something hard as shit, so there you know. Yeah. Ninja guidance back. Witcher.

Witcher 4 had a, had a trailer. Already people are fucking stupid. Yep. I didn't even look. I knew it immediately. And I'll, yeah, I was like, God damn it. I was like, damn it. Why can't we just have nice things?

Did people not play the last game? Can I say something too? It's unfortunate. I saw some girl on Twitter talking about like, oh, they, they, she's not hot anymore. but look with all due respect if you're going to make it

it's going to sound really mean Siri is objectively hot she's hot in that trailer too so I don't understand that either I don't know what that is but I wouldn't know if you are a woman and you're saying this and you have your profile picture up

you cannot look worse than the thing that you're talking shit on like it's that is objectively, that should be the rule. I'm not in that camp. You disagree? Look, man, I think that, I think if you're making that argument,

you have already lost a fight for so many women. You already lost, like, for so many women, you've already lost a fight for them. You are part of the reason. You are the coon of the women group. You're the coon of the women group. You're like the, oh, okay, clearly you're just saying shit to be appeasing somebody.

Because what does that matter? Oh, yeah. What does that matter? It was probably, yeah, one of those. Was she a regular person or just a grifter? I don't know. No regular person is saying that. Well, I don't think they made content or anything.

I think they're just like. So they just might have gotten swept up in that bullshit. Maybe. But it's just like, I just remember being like, that's so unfortunate, man. You can't be. Like, why would you? She's hotter than you. Yeah.

Like, why would you? It's when I see, I see regular people talking shit about like UFC fighters. Yeah. And, like, rarely any of them clap back. But sometimes, like, there's this one guy, I think it's Chris, Chris Curtis, he stopped caring. He's like, I'm going to start fucking posting these people. Like some guy that looks like, someone was like this ningo looks like you fucking like fries bacon at 3 a.m. Talking shit.

You know, he's like, talking shit. I like that sentence, though. It's, like, it's, I was like, dude, how is this guy he's so out of shape? And he's so just a plane. And then he's like, oh, this beta male. Like Chris Curtis is like, fucking. jacked and he's in the UFC. And like, where do these people get off doing that?

It's like that chick. I guess zero stuff of what is. Maybe they think they're hot. Maybe they think they're jacked. Maybe they think they're tough. I don't know, man. It's so weird. It's very weird.

Because like, I don't know. I watched that trailer. I watched that trailer and it's funny because the first thing I thought was like, oh, they're going to call it woke because it's a woman protagonist. But I thought like, specifically it's like, oh, it's interesting because I feel like they just, they still kept her pretty hot. You know what I mean? Like it wasn't like a...

She looked hot. I was like, I'll fuck the shit up. like what the fuck what's her name again Siri Siri Siri Siri I said surcy Siri it's alright I fuck Sercy too that's why that I was on my mind you know it's a little game I would I hate that I would but I would yeah but anyway whicher four looked whicher four looked really cool they did it it's a it's a CGI trailer not really much to go on I think we get the Witcher though yeah CD Project Red is weird though because they they they cyberpunk's great but that launch was fucked same the Witcher and so launch was it the best yeah so I'm on board with it I think the thing

But it's a wait and see. I'm confused about something. In the game, Siri isn't a witcher. Is she not? She's not a witcher. What is she? She was trained by them. She has ancient blood, but she's not a witcher.

She didn't go through the mutations. So clearly at this point she did, though. Yeah, I'm assuming she went through the mutations by now. And I'm like, sick, but also, oh, okay. Because clearly Gerald's going to be in the game, unless he's fucking ripped it half. Well, they gave, it would be stupid if they would. wanted to completely distance himself with gerald it would be dumb to give him that little voiceover that he did at the very end they're gonna he yeah it's it's probably not in the

part of the world very likely but he's gonna be like he's gonna be in the game somehow it would be stupid for him like said for them doing that and to not have him in the game and all it'd be really fucking dumb he's gonna take that uncle roll I think yes he's gonna be vestimeer yes he's gonna be vestimmyr which is awesome I'm I'm I like the story of whicher a lot I don't love that combat exactly um but I think enough time has passed from the witcher and like through cyberpunk that I feel like maybe they They can, I feel like a more modern witcher would be cool, clean up some of that stuff. Because, Richard, yo, Gerald moves so, so weird in that game.

It's like he's got butter on his feet. It's like, it's like a bruiser ballerina at times. It's like weird. Like, he's, like, so, like, agile, but in a way, and does it make sense exactly? He's agile in a stiff way. It's strange. Like, I don't know how to. He can, like, prance around the battlefield.

Like, clearly, it's like, the way, because it's, like, corporate, like, the way humans move, a way that he moves, right? Clearly if he was on a field fighting somebody, you'd be terrified at how quickly he can, like, jump from side to side. Yeah. But it's like, he's like,

Archim Batman. I mean, Archim Batman would beat the flaming fuck out of Gerald. It'd be insane. I don't know if anyone can beat Archim Batman, like, for real. Yeah. He's too.

He's just, I don't think Galactus has a chance against him. No way. I think if you put Archim Batman at Marvel rivals, he'd put everybody on a fucking t-shirt. Yeah. I love the idea that he would be just his Unreal Engine. version of like it would just be the

it would be that him walking he wouldn't he wouldn't adhere to the style of marble rivals at all he would just be Arkham Batman straight on his he invented something that kept him

him I've transported to this reality vengeance he's just interrogating everyone killing them he grabs a punisher he breaks his kneecap talk

talk boom kills him his head's gone he's like talk He's being very difficult, Alfred. We're going to have to take him back to the back cave. Master Bruce. That's a cadaver.

He's blue, master way. Yeah, which are four, Cdney Project Red. They're in a weird kind of shit list slash A list kind of territory for me. Where I just, I don't know if I trust their first launch of this thing. But I think whatever they make will eventually be amazing. Yeah, it's kind of how I feel about it. It will end up as one of the greatest games. Yeah.

So, but it's just, it won't start that way. I'll probably pick it up four years later. I'm going to get it. I love me some. But this game's years away, by the way. Oh, yeah, 2028. That's kind of the thing that, that's kind of thing I don't like about a lot of this stuff is like,

that's true. A lot of this stuff is just like why you talk. So before we, so there's one specific one that I think we should talk about. Okami. Okami's back. Insane. Ocami, that's a wild poll. And it's from a studio that, like,

was gone. Like he left that studio and now he's back it's very strange and they're making a sequel to Okami. Okami's like a really like kind of

really artful. It's like one of those like early games or art games. Mm-hmm. But they just this announcement was like oh,

they're back together and they're starting production on Okami and it's like okay. Okay, what is this? 2030? 2029 at this point? Like don't tell me this now.

I'm still annoyed that they fucking talked about fable in like 2019 or 2020 I'm still still I think it's this year next year coming up but like holy fuck

Metroid Metroid 4 It's not coming out Yeah it's it's getting They try to put on The most anticipated game It's like Metroid 4 isn't coming out Yeah It's not gonna exist

Yeah it's like saying so Suk-Song like okay That's uh that's Jojo every fucking year Sok-song She's just like I'm not even Yeah she's like I'm not even gonna I'm not even I'm not gonna I don't care anymore

I mean she cares obviously But it's at one of those things where it's like, why did you even tell us this is a thing? They pushed their luck real hard. What's crazy is that they showed shit from Silk Song so long ago. That's what I'm saying. They showed shit from it so long ago. I already had a, in that time, I've had a five-year-old son and he patched the way already. In the time, in the time they've announced Silk Song.

I never talked about it. I kept it secret from the public. Yeah, I'm going to make fun of Christmas about a full time. I've made fun of a few years. It's pretty funny. but dude like yeah I don't know like a lot of this stuff is just like man I'm just to me I'm like man you know how cool it would have been if in 2025's VGA

they actually showed some shit yeah and then I'm like oh fuck it's coming soon that's what I appreciate about that that studio that made um oh my god it takes two they announced something too they just in March it two two months they announced it and two months it's out I mean he's famously a grinder though He famously, like, hits the grind and makes the, he puts shit out.

Right, but, like, I mean, like, dude, that's great. Like, the same thing they did with Fallout 4, where they announced it. And then, like, four months later, it came out. It's like, this is how all of this should be. And then meanwhile, they're like, elder school six in 10 years is coming. It's like, shut the fuck off. Don't tell me of that. Oh, my God.

Because you know how much can change? You know how much can change in, like, the time that, like, it takes people to make a game now. By the time, like, let's say Okami goes through three years and they're like, fuck, it's not working. Yeah. cancel it. Like that happens a lot. That's very true.

So why? Look at the whole fucking what you're called, Star Wars thing. Oh, yeah. I am mad I am about Colt's ever play. Oh, yeah, Knights of the World Republic. Dude, Couture, that gave me so much excitement to play that game. It's trash that that happened. That's crazy.

It's still on the floor right now. And that was a game that was already done. All they had to do was take what was there and make it pretty. Essentially. Modernize the mechanics. Essentially. Just make it play like a little bit better. and then everybody would love it

because it's the story it would have been so good it would have been so good you played you play in the finish goal tour right of course you know what's crazy that studio was supposed to that studio that was supposed to make it

ended up making they made the Tomb Raider remasters and the Legacy of Kane that just came out yeah and it's just like what's the problem these were great we know what's the problem

definitely Disney was involved in that problem 100% we can't act like they weren't George Lucas Lucas doesn't own anymore

Yeah but he's probably still I like to be a part of the conversation That doesn't rhyme He walks in first frame He doesn't rhyme He starts taking like notes and shit And he's like It should be nice at the old Republic

Nike Because that'll make it rhyme Mr. Lucas Security Security Excuse me The National Guard The National Guard

He comes in, you all remember what I want you to remember. That doesn't work in real life, George, George. But he can't force choke somebody. George. He can't make somebody forget things, but he can't choke them with his mind. But only a little bit. Like, it just, like, it's just uncomfortable. You feel slight pressure, but, like, you could easily just walk away.

You're actually not sure if, like, is he? It's like, it's, like, placebo. Like, am I just, like, a little bit more stressed right now than I, like, more, am I just? You feel something on your brain? You know if you let it linger, it can be bad. You're trying to give me aneurysm? Yeah. What the fuck?

He is... I didn't know. You stay too long and you die. That's how he kills it. You stay there too long. But so, yeah, I don't know, man. I'm, I'm eternal. Which are...

I'm Luke Skywalker. Pretty good shit. Eldon Ring. Eldon Ring has a new... They have a new asset flip. Co-op. Yeah, what the fuck? I mean, it's fine.

It's boss. rush co-op, which looks fucking hilariously cool. I don't like that. Oh, new standalone. I'm like, yeah, I guess. I guess. Yeah. Is this because, uh, was it going to be DLC?

And they're like, oh, you're complaining about fucking DLC? Game of the year? No, we'll get Game of the Year for fucking nothing. Now we'll really get gaming and you guys can't do shit about it. You fucking dumb bot? This is what, this is the thing, like, the charitability of, from software that I always talk about. Yeah, absolutely. Like, if this was anybody else, everybody would be like, what the fuck is this dumb, stupid shit?

Like, people were giving, like, and that's not the same. I think it looks bad. I think asset flips are actually completely fine. Sure. If you, like, Yakuza is entirely asset flips. Like, the entire series is literally that. Very true. So it's, like, it's fine to me if you can make something cool.

And I'm sure that this is going to play differently and do its own kind of thing. But, like, it, dude, I remember, I remember Santa Monica Studio getting shit for, like, using the same boat animation between the God of War games. Because it's, like, Credos takes the boat. pushes it out and like, that's the same one from the last game. They barely fucking worked on it. That's a, there's a very unique thing that happens with a Japanese media in general where they can do a lot of the same shit and not get criticized for it. And it's like, this is.

Do you think it's like residual sympathy because we fucking nuked them? I honestly think it's just, there's something. I don't know why. I think it's just gay culture war stuff right now. I think that's all. I think it is. Oh, because Japan isn't woke or whatever. Yeah.

I think it's just right. That's why like, oh, they're, they're attacking black men. because it's not a Western game. I was like, well, no, actually, it turns out a lot of people didn't like the game. Like, it's true. There's people there's people that just didn't even finish it. It's entirely fine. Yeah, it's one of it.

I would say it's good. It's good. It's like a seven. I would give it a seven because I even thought to myself, I was like, do I want to play that again? No. Yeah. I actually did.

I was like, I had fun with it, but it wasn't like say when, oh, man, Eldon ran, can't wait to do my next play-through. or I can't Dark Soul to beat a trillion time. You know what I mean? Like so it was good first attempt. Maybe they'll make something a lot better next time. That'll be more compelling. The second game,

the first one is fine. The second one is going to be something to really be like, oh, this is going to be crazy. Because they really, they'll hit their stride. They really got what they think. Nigel,

I want to fight some giant gods. That's what I'm like, don't fight. Don't tease. Don't dick tease me these big ass gods in the beginning of the game and I don't even fuck with them. Yeah,

give me the what you call it. Give me some, um, a source of ass shit, bro, where I want to fight like mountains. What's crazy is I saw people talking about like, because obviously Astrobot one game of the year,

which I'm stoked about. I love that. I love the Astrobot. I'm fine with that. But I saw people be like, I can't believe Astrobot won over this. And it's a clip of black myth that is literally a cutscene. Isn't that what happened with Spider-Man 2 last year? Yeah, it's literally what happened was like,

how could Spider-Man 2 not what game of the year? And then they, like, look at this. And it's like a cutscene. And it's like, this is not the game that you're showing. There's a reason. Like, Astrobot is all video games. I guess that's why. Movies should be in the running now.

They should. Yeah. As they should. The substance wins games came in the year. You just put a fucking controller into the theater. Monkey man wins. Arcane should win because it's kind of a game because there's like a quick time event where you have to skip the fucking intro as you're watching. He hates that show so much.

I think it's crazy. I don't hate it. I like the first season's good. I haven't seen it. There's something about, I don't know. It's not about female main characters. Yeah, absolutely. There's something about female main characters for sure.

What the fuck is this? Yeah, yeah. Ew. Yeah, I just, I don't. I never got in the law, man. I just, for some reason. You shouldn't. I also feel like weird that I was so,

I was like, this shit ain't got to pop off. Everyone when that shit launched. You were one of those. I was on those people. I don't know. I don't know how you could. I felt the same way about Fortnite. Like when they first showed Fortnite,

He did. I remember in 2012. Yeah, in 2012. And I was right, to be fair. Because, like, that version of Fortnite, no one, still no one gives it. Save the world. It's gone.

I don't think you can play. No, yeah. But that's what they showed. I remember they said, they showed, like, and it was from the, dude, what was so bad about it is that it was from the Gears of War Studio.

It was from Epic. Oh, right, right, right. So, like, oh, shit, a new thing from Epic. And it's just like this cartoony fucking, like, let's build a base and shoot a little goblin. That's right. I'm actually, it's coming back to me.

It was terrible. And I remember I posted out of Facebook, I was like, this Fortnite shit's never going anywhere. And I was wrong, but so right at the same time. It's weird. It's insane. Fortnite's not even Fortnite anymore. It's just a fucking, you know, the first person shooter? You know what's crazy?

It's fire. Is it? I played it this morning. It was like, not I'm sorry this morning. Last night. It's fucking. Those are two very different things. It would also explain.

It blurt. Lines get blurred. Oh, I just woke up. This nigg is like, fucking matches. So there's like a first person like 6 v6, like 5.5. 5.5 FPS mode in it now. It's crazy. And I looked at it and I was like, that looks pretty cool actually.

I might give it a shot, especially because it's free. I think Fortnite does this thing where it just, it just, it isn't going to die anymore. No, it's just going to keep evolving with like whatever. It can be anything. It's a movie maker. It's like Roblox kind. That's what Roblox is in certain corners. I just hate that so many companies are trying to like get a piece of that pie.

That's all. Yeah. I was like, just let them have it. Just let them have it and do them else. Everybody wants to do it, but they just, they are not in a moment like they're not equipped to do it. They're not going to do it. Like, it's, Fortnite can do everything.

So it's like, you guys are fucked. It doesn't matter. Like, even say, oh, war zone was pretty successful for what it was doing, but it's also like,

people are going to stop playing war zone after a little while because it's not Fortnite. Like, it's just not. Yeah, it's like, if you can always just go back. And when they added the non build mode too, that just gave everyone that was complaining about the shit about building being like,

oh, you can just play it out. Right. You can just play without this gay tower bullshit. I hated the building. I don't even know what I was, what does this even do at this point? Yeah,

with the shit you can do in the game. And you just get sniped and I'm like, I don't understand. Now in the game is like, go ahead and build something. I'm gonna get in there. Yeah, I'm going to invade.

Like this fucking Magneto just like, like, like what is this you made anymore? It really is insane. What do you think about it? It's just like, yeah, I can build a fucking, I can build a condominium in four seconds.

Oh yeah, I'm Goku. And then he just like, like, like it's, It doesn't matter. The game is so, because Lily, that's Lily's favorite fucking game. That is her, that is her game.

It's like, hey, play Fortnite so I can watch you play Fortnite and play through you. And I'm like, honey, I don't want to play. She's like, every night before I go to the shower, if I go to bed, can you play like, at least a game of Fortnite? And I'm like, I really don't know. That's so crazy. It's like therapy to her. What the fuck?

Yeah, yeah. I really don't want to. Violence. No, it is. So, all right, yeah. Okay. We got to speed up a little bit. But, yeah, so Elden Ring.

I don't know. It's, it'll probably be fine. I'm not interested. I put too much hours in Eldon Ring already. I'm definitely playing a new one. Yeah, I'm set. Of course. There's no way I'm not playing. There's a Game of Thrones game that they showed like that nobody cares about because they're fucking way late. It also looks like a PS4 game. It looks like, yeah, it looks old. And I was like, is this like mobile? What the fuck is this? How do you? I don't know how you play a Game of Thrones game. You just play as Tyrion and you just roll around in the fucking, dude, I like the fucking, uh, was it telltale?

That's interesting. I like that. Oh, really? Was that good? What the fuck happened with it? It didn't finish, right? No. Yeah.

Well, they went out of business. That's true. Because so it was like, it took place the side of the red wedding. And I was like, this fucking rules, you get to hear the music with the cue. Like, you get to hear that. I was like, this is sick. Yeah. Yeah.

So I don't know if there's much to say about it. New mafia game that looks cool. I like mafia a lot. I just like, they're really intimidating games to me. I don't know why. Yeah. You play the moment where Jay Leno gets pushed down to hill. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The final boss is elderly Jay Leno. You see that? It's like that fight in Spider-Man 2 where you fight Mysterio in the convenience store. And he's just one hit. He's got like the help by that grows like six times and you punch it once and it all goes away. Oh, that was like a who was that? They did that in an Arkham game too. They did, yeah.

They did that in a couple of games. I feel like they did that in one of the more recent Star Wars. Jedi games too where there's like a there's like a boss and he's got like a really long health bar and then you hit him once and he does he's done oh yeah the fucking mech dude and you hit him and falls off the thing I like I like that gag it's it's a fun gag

but um yeah mafia looks cool Mafia's just a trade I never actually played those games I played Mafia 3 for the I like two a lot because that's a negro in it was that one yeah that was that one was three was the black guy yeah three was the black guy yeah that was the guy in New Orleans you don't remember that holy shit hey man I'm in the mafia in there that games are

Apparently really good. Like the story in that game is apparently really... He's the best guy of Ramm. He's your best guy at Walmart. And that's basically the entire game. Yeah. It's just that... That recycled.

It's me rolling my eyes to my eyes rip out of my head. Is that all the... We got them? Well, we got ten minutes. I want to talk about this naughty dog game. Oh, right. Because Nottie Dog showed off a new thing that's not the last of us, thank Christ. Because I was so prepared.

I was just going to be like, oh, my God. It's going to be the last of us three. I mean, they literally did announce that they're doing the remake for the... The remaster. Well, the remaster is coming. A remaster, a four-year game. A game that's four years old is getting remastered for the PS5 and PC and shit. Whatever.

It's four years old. Dude, it's better than the first one. The first one was remastered a year later. So, it's very true. But that's because... At least it was a new console. Still, that's egregious. Yeah.

But at least I understood. You guys ready for the substance remastered in three months? Yes. The remaster of that movie? No, I, um, so there's a new Nottid Dog game. It's, so. What is it? Intergalactic, right?

So this is my main contention with this fucking thing. Yeah. We actually, this trademark for this name leaked a couple months ago. Oh. And we didn't realize it was a Nottie Dog game at the time. We covered it on Sacred. We were talking about Intergalactic, the Heretic Prophet. And we were like, this name sucks.

Fuck that. This name sucks. dick. Like it is a terrible name, I think. It is. Like, one of the worst names I've ever heard. It sounds like a fucking technique that cell would describe. It's just a bunch of halo words thrown together with no... The problem with... Adherence. Intergalactic is not... That's not even a title. Yeah. Yeah. That's the biggest problem. I'm like, intergalactic what? Yeah, yeah. I'm like, it's just... The heretic problem.

You got me. Intergalactic. Even if you just said, I don't know, even like something like intragalactic or something else, like something that, I don't know. The name is pretty weak. You know what's the biggest problem for me being fucking an old-ass millennial? The Beastie Boys fucking intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic. All I think about is that. It's all I think about too, yeah. You're old.

Yeah? You don't know about that? Of course I know about that. I have a sister that's in the freaking 40s. But it's like. You stick around and make it work. But I haven't, I haven't thought about that song in so long

because I wasn't around to be able to. To be fair, I haven't either until this fucking game dropped. That song is fire though. That's a shout out to the Beastie Boys. I'll be honest. That's probably one of their, so I'll be nice.

I don't like them. I thought that, I think that's a really good song. Like people really like Savage. I don't think it's a terrible song, I'm honest. I like Brass Monkey, bro. I fucking hate that song

That song is so fucking silly I think the beat's kind of cool But I don't like the song I kind of like sabotage I don't There's something about You know what I think it is I think it's just me being a fucking

What's the word I'm looking for? Hipster Right right It's just me being a hipster There's so many people That really like this song And it ends up in way too many movies And shit

And I'm like all right Fuck off Fuck off sabotage Having sex Sabotize Sabotage Yeah I like them But so yeah

But so this game Man I think it I think it looks cool I like the sword that has like Oh yeah The volume

I don't even know What'd even call it Like the digital volume Kind of thing is the blade It looks that look cool It's cool I like the retro kind of style of it It's got like

It's like retro future But like 90s retro future Which is interesting It's like CDs And stuff And like tape deck I was thinking of first Is this a

Because I was like Is this like Like an old like Battlestar Galactica because you were looking how everything look old and I was like is this like what are they doing?

Is this? And then when I saw the jacket I was thinking like that horse thing on the back I didn't I didn't recognize the symbol but I was just thinking I was just going Battlestar Galactica because they have a Battlestar Pegasus

I was like this a fucking battle I didn't know They wouldn't do this right The one thing I knew for like There was way too much like 80s nostalgia at the point I'm like okay They wouldn't do that Obviously it was a 70s fucking show

It's apparently very heavy I think in the write-up they said something it's like it's very very Akira like it's drawing a lot from Akira Oh interesting Which is kind of cool Oh that okay Yeah that makes sense

That makes sense I'm into it I knew it was Nottie Dog though When I saw the shirt mechanic Did you see that on the bed? Yeah Like I saw it I was like oh I know how they are about their shit

And the shirt It crumpled in a way Then I'm like only Nottie Dog pull that off Yeah only Nottie Dog would bother to do that That's what I mean Yeah Nog or like rock star maybe. But like, you know it's not.

It's not. Obviously, it's not. Yeah. But, uh, they're not making the YP ever again, I think. Probably not. Why would you? Why would you? Why would you? They have probably the two, two of the biggest ones under their belt. I want to go to the Old West again? You want to, maybe they can do a space game. I would love, dude. I would love, dude, I would love, like a

next, a next gen bully. I hate a I love bully so much because they should have killed that nigga. They should have, that dude, that dude, that kid was so fucking, like, if you did the fucked up stuff, they would have killed him. They would have put him in a fucking cell. Hey man,

he learned how, he learned Kung Fu from a bum. Exactly. You couldn't fuck with him. He was, so overpowered. I love that game. I at least want them to do all of their old games.

All their old games were, the stink bombs. The Warriors was really good. Yeah. Fucking, uh, manhunt is really good. Like, manhunt's theirs.

Huh? Manhunt's there. Yeah. Holy shut it No man Like it's It's it's All of their old games

I wish they would Just at least bring them back And give them modern controls Because some of the ports they have Are fucking awful Like uh I can't even play bully It crashes

Yeah Yeah so whatever I don't know I think uh I'm happy to see them not do the lot I feel like we've just been in such a glut With naughty dog For like a long time

It's like Unchartered was swashbuckling For a little bit But then it you know Even that got a little bit Like self serious Um And then last

of us was just dire the whole time and it's been like what since 2006 that they made something that wasn't that because they'd start on chart in 2007 i wouldn't say last of us was i'm trying i guess you say last of us wasn't dire that's a change to want to me uncharted got like had like a serious tone kind of shift in like the last one right so the last but think about where the last of us the last of us is 2012 or 2013 no 2013 you're right really so it's been 11 years it was it was The very end of the PS3 cycle. Yeah. Yeah, I remember.

You're my friends of people. So it's, you know, it's, it's been 11 years since they've not done something like this. Very true. So the fact that they're into sci-fi now,

dope, I'm into it. I want it. That's great. There's a lot of sci-fi stuff coming. Exodus, which is some of the old biower people. Oh,

yeah, that's right. I heard really interesting things about that one, too. That looks cool. I'm actually, I'm listening to the lore right now because I want to.

Oh, They got good shit. I need something. I'm like, Matthew McConae, he did a little voiceover for one of the trailers. He's like, I'm fucking fucking high school girls. I'm in space and I'm fucking high school. I'm a high school space girl. I'm fucking high school space aliens.

It's interesting. I can't do his voice. There's my buddy, George Lucas. I think he might be a pedophile. I think I'm, I really don't. Let's get out of your late. All right. I got to go get my teeth ripped out of my face.

No anesthetia. Yeah, no anesthetic. we'll be, we're going to cut. All right, we're back. Hey, it's been several years since we last recorded. It's pretty crazy. We're going to get into your questions now. You guys ready?

I don't. I don't know who I am. Oh, man. A lot has happened in the last minute. I'm drinking a lot of. Am I. Oh, man. He's got, damn, you can't put down the cup.

What is that? You got the. Is that a probiotic? He's sipping on morphazine. Yeah. You've had you at my house. I have not. You can't put down the cup.

I have not. You can't put down the cup. That poor guy. That guy is going to die fast. Who you talking about? Dave Bluntz. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

He's, I mean, he literally just got out of the hospital and then he like, it's funny that he records in the hospital too. So that's pretty cool. Do they soundproof his room? No, it doesn't. I think just the beat is so loud. that it mask how terrible the fucking audio yeah there's just like beeps in the background

of like heart heart monitors and it must be that's crazy they just let him do it fuck it yeah I feel man he got me he scared me straight literally he scared you a little bit he scared me into being healthier actually I take walks and shit like that now and I do yoga

that is good yoga hurt dude the first few times doing that shit or you attempt I'm attempting I'm doing yoga at my best right right there you go Have you mastered sucking your own cock? No, I'm just not trying to go there yet. This is not where I'm going.

Yet. As long as you said yet, okay, just as long as you're being honest. I'm trying to strengthen a lower core, the low core of the, you know, the pelvic wall. Yeah, your ass. I get it. My asshole is just putting my hand up my ass. That's yoga for the name for me. That shit hurts really bad at first, man.

It's like a really painful experience when you first started doing shit like that. Of course. Because your body's just not used to it. So it sounds like someone's constantly breaking shit in a china. talking about but sex, right? We got some questions from our patrons over at Patreon.com slash a snark tank over there and ask us some questions. 50 Shades of Gay.

Boom. 50 Shades of Gay Road. And he says, what are your thoughts on the drones that have started invading New Jersey? My hometown. And if this was an alien invasion, what would your dream invasion look like? You can be the invader or the invadee. I'm going to start with just what's going on there. It's clearly our government.

I didn't care about this at all Me neither Until uh I saw Joe Rogia get involved Oh my God of course He shared a fucking nine minute video of some asshole on TikTok This guy, oh I'm a CEO of a drone company Let me tell you what I think what's going on

I'm like oh I didn't know Owning a drone company means you have any fucking like intel on what that is And he's like something about there was a An unexploded nuclear warhead that they're searching for and Biden is not taking it seriously and now it's almost too late and then Jones like nothing bothered me until I saw this now I'm really concerned I did see that I did I watched that video too and it basically it basically comes across like you watch this whole nine minutes and then the thesis is they're looking for something yeah and whoa just no shit just to spice it up though

it's got to be it's not it's not a nuclear it's a nuclear warhead oh a nuclear yeah it's a nuclear You gotta love that expertise. That's why I was like, this. I'm not, this isn't, this isn't the point. Every time there's like a point of like, oh, Joe, it can't get worse for Joe. It's, it's, how does it keep happening? How does it keep going lower? There's got to be a fucking floor, no?

Dude, the bar is so alone. He's playing, they're playing. He's like, actually, like, for real dumb. Like, like, not jokingly, like, ha ha, kind of silly. He's, like, stupid. The bar for Joe Rogan is, They're playing limbo in hell with that line. It is insane how far down the line for Joe is.

It's just like, yeah, if he, I don't know, man. I don't get it. Good luck. Yeah, good luck, man. Like, good. I mean, that's all you can say. I would love to have Neil deGrasse Tyson go back on his podcast and just listening. Oh, that'd be so funny.

None of those. Because Neil Good, don't know. Don't never go back. Oh, no. They want to, but they're not invited. Yeah. Joe Rogan is living He's he's he's

This is what I would call fantasy maxing And what I mean by that is That's pretty good This is what I've met the new maxing He's called delusion maxing It's delusion maxing fantasy magic I like fantasy maxing He's trying to maintain that so he doesn't

There's certain people Say for example Vladimir Zelensky was like Please let me come on the podcast Fucking one of us Somebody that Joe Rogan respects who was one of the lenio heavyweight boxing champions

oh my god I forgot his name right now but he's that Ukrainian dude I can't believe it just it doesn't matter it doesn't matter the pot nobody listens nobody watches boxing that's listening to this yeah but um it's just annoying that it's anyway he he and Zelensky both begged

to come on Joe Rogan's podcast and he refused and the only reason he would refuse is because he doesn't want to learn like what's really happening in Ukraine because he was like fuck you Zalindisi And like almost crying to be like you're you're leading us to world war three not the people who invaded who illegally invaded a sovereign nation Yeah, yeah yeah he's leading us to world war three so crazy It's whatever good luck

Good luck Joe, good luck there's literally a whole war Separating them like oh, we're gonna have our faction That just I don't know man It just takes it just takes reading a little bit you know like a little bit Yeah even like a little bit just it really is common sense It really is common sense where it's just like, oh, you have a podcast where you let anybody on supposedly. One of the most relevant people in the world ostensibly right now, the president of Ukraine. Yeah.

Who is undoubtedly like one of at this moment in time, getting him on the record is a matter of historical significance. Yes. Like that's going to be in textbooks probably. Like actually. Just the way that like having Trump was. Exactly. Yeah. So why would you not do it?

It's like, oh, you know exactly why. Obviously, yeah, obviously we know why. Don't think Everett's paying them to not have a lot. We can make our own speaker conspiracy theories. Why not? Did you see Russian media was even joking? They're like, oh, like, I, she's one of us, right? Like, she's, they were making jokes.

Yeah, because they're like, oh, and she's so obviously an asset that even they were like mocking her for how, like, you're too on the nose. Yeah, it's too obvious. She tricked us, man. She tricked me. She tricked everybody. I don't know. See, here's a thing. Well, she didn't trick me for that long, though.

I feel like she fell off pretty quick. She's still hot, in my opinion. Right. Like, she still is like whatever we were calling her back in the day. I don't remember. Something about mom or mommy. Something like that. I don't know, whatever.

Yeah. You'd still hit, but you'd be also, you'd feel gross after you busted, you know? You feel a little disappointed. Like, I really. I don't think I have that, but I guess, I'm lying. What's more? Because like say, look, there's some terrible people out there that are really hot. And you would probably in an animalistic setting, right?

You just go for it. And then afterwards, you're like, I hate this bitch. Legs kind of gross. Why do I do that? Yeah. You know what's crazy? It's crazy is that I don't have that because I always fear, God forbid, if I somehow impregnate this person, I'm going to have a kid that's half them that I have to be involved with.

And I don't want that. Why don't you just not do it? Exactly. No, I mean, just don't impregnate the person. Yeah. Shit happens, bro. No, I'm, for you, for me, I have like double. I think my nuts were already fucked up, my sperm or whatever, and I'm on TRT.

It's like, I'm solid. I can't, I can't. I can rope all day. I've impregnated my floor, bro. It's terrifying. It's gross. The floor incubated in the fucking baby somehow. I have to stomp it out.

Brother, ew. What's that guy up to? Does he have any more quotes? He's just being Islamic and kind of peaceful. He's like throwing stones at gay people or something? Of course. Like right after that, right after that clip,

or he was talking about gay people. Brother, and then he just threw a stone at a gay guy. It makes me really sad because there's always like some marbles like Islam has so many like muscles of like wisdom. And then it's like, all right, and then I'm going to proceed to go beat the fuck out of my wife.

And it's like, come on. That's right. Just give me the full package. Be good enough. I want to wear that. stuff. I want to be you. That's why I feel like Buddhists are, I give them the

biggest pass because they don't historically in the public's eye, they don't go hard on the pain on women or gays or whatever. Now we don't know exactly what's going on with all, you know, but let's say, in a public setting. Of course. If you

heard about a Buddhist terrorist attack, you would immediately be like, well, what did they do to him? What did they do to him? What did the other people do to the Buddhists for them to react so clearly in kind. I'd be like, how did he make his key blow up like that?

That's impressive. He'd learn how to do that? Anyway, yeah, the drones, I don't know. I didn't care about this. My mom sent me something about it. It's like, oh, his drones or whatever. I was like, yeah, I don't know, man. Whatever. I, it's clearly, the thing about it, it would be interesting

if it was an alien, it's not. It simply, it simply isn't. It's not a foreign government. Yeah. Because that shit would be shot down immediately. Yeah. You'd never see it. Yeah.

We'd never see it for a number. It would be like even when they had that balloon thing, that Chinese balloon thing, it got fucking dealt with pretty quickly. Yeah. If they figured out what it was, they dealt with it immediately. Yeah. So it's the fact that it's clearly us and they're clearly, I don't know, scouting or testing technology or looking for something. Like whatever. Like it means nothing to be because I have no concrete, any information as to what that could possibly be.

Right. So whatever. At that point, yeah. It's like not care about it, you know. Yeah, not care about it until something interesting actually happens. Like privatizing the post office is a real more intense thing. That show is funny. You know, it's insane.

The funny thing was even in your comment section, there was somebody like, this a good idea. Bro, I don't, what are we talking about? I don't know how people. I don't even know about that. So, let's back up a quick. So Trump came out saying that he was looking into privatizing the postal service. Oh, my God.

Like USPS is one of the few things in the government that actually, despite what anybody says, works incredibly. well against all odds because with the amount of people there are and how consistent people get their mail and it rarely gets lost because there are things to get lost people that happen. My mail has gotten lost recently, but like relative, yeah. If you think about like the amount of times, it's not like this is consistent piece of shit. To me, it's miraculous that it even works because I'm like the amount of, think about the amount of mail that has to get sorted out and distributed every fucking day. Yeah.

And so now let's privatize it. Oh, it's going to get much. Yeah, that's a great fucking idea. I'm not paying for fucking mail. No, I'm not paying for- Let me tell you this. No. I'm not paying for anybody. If you need to reach me and I have to pay to get it,

I'm not, you're not reaching me. Suck my cock. Suck my cock. Text me. What the fuck are you, what are we talking about? So,

insane. Because that is just the start. That is just the start of that. And they're going to privatize school. Of course, that's going to happen. Because, you know, why not make people dumber?

We're going to try to privatize everything. They're going to try. I don't know if they'll get everything done. They're going to, this is what happened right. going to say, privatize the fire department and privatize the police. Go ahead. Do it. Do it. That would be great. I bet. I would love to see how many people in, I would love to see how many trailer park people are going to love that. Yeah. They're going to love it. It's going to be great.

I'm sure you'll be well treated. Yeah. Pay like $3,000 like you do for in fucking ambulance. Yeah, exactly. Oh, we showed up and we filed a report. That'll be $16 grand. Yeah. And we're not going to find your stolen shit. I actually, I'm in favor of that because those people, they hate socialism so much, you know? Yeah, go do it. They hate socialized systems. So I'm like, yeah, we shouldn't have a socialized system like the fire department or a fucking library or the police. Nothing like that.

It's stupid. What a dumb thing. The idea that you don't have that bad. New York would fall apart. It would be hilarious. New York would fall apart in a day. Well, dude, the thing about it is just like not everything, not everything needs to be a fucking grind shut, fucking, you know, capitalistic fucking thing.

Some things I think benefit from it a lot. And then other things don't. What is, it's not difficult to comprehend. Public protection should not be privatized. There are certain things. That's just how it should like, you should privatize the prisons. It's like, oh, well, I got some news. Yeah.

I got news for you. Yeah. So it's like, okay, why have, why do arrest increase? You know, why, like, it's all trickles down to everything. I can't, I can't figure out why people are incentivized to a lot. people up for the dumbest ring. I can't. I don't understand.

It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's all those arguments where it's like, the same motherfuckers out say that I'll be like, oh, my God, you know, 50% of the population of prison is black, and it's like, well, it absolutely isn't, first and foremost. The, uh, arrest rate is half a 50% is black, but, like, also, like, 45% of them get exonerated for not doing anything. Yeah, unjustly. Well, it's unjustly exonerated.

It's crazy. And then it's like Ever hear about OJ? OJ is Say what you want All right That was a groundbreaking moment That was Super sane

That was going to go and super sane moment It was like oh this is I mean look I just a once in a lifetime moment You gotta be there If you could see any moment in history From like a complete Like let's say there's like a time machine

That let's it doesn't send you back in time necessarily But it sends like almost like a detached like Spectral camera to see the past exactly as it happened. Would that be one of the things you would see? No. I would be so curious. I like the mystery of it.

It's an Agatha Christie novel? Yeah. I like the mystique of it. I would want to see... Fair enough. I guess. I'd want to see... I don't know.

I want to see the moment where Judas is like, I'm going to do it. Yeah, yeah. I was going to say the crucifixion. You want to see the moment... When he was like, fuck this nigga, yeah. So are we just like in like... We're like a bird fly on the wall. We're just in like things that like protect us.

We're just like pretending. I don't know. What reality are we in right now? Are we like in a reality where that's like real or what would have? Well, yeah. I'm just trying to figure. I'm just saying like we're talking about this like this is like in a fucking history book and not a Bible. Look man.

I don't want to be anti-Semite, but like I'm pretty sure there were no magical Jewish people. I'm just saying. Like I want to see. I want to see the moment where someone decided to write Jesus walked on water. and I want to see what that is. I do. You know what I mean? I do want to see the, like, say,

you know how there's like a writer's room? Stop. They have a pizza. They're all fucking like, all gross and sweaty. They're bouncing ideas on each other? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, because that is literally,

what else could it be? Especially when, when they rush to finish it because probably like one of the emperors, like Constantine or whatever, is like, I want my Bible now. And they just started stitching shit together.

It's like Song of Ice and Fire. They're just like, Where's the fucking Bible? I mean, look, when you read through that shit, you're like, okay, I see the editorial mistakes where they're conflicting things throughout the, because like it wasn't like reviewed. It wasn't, it was just slapped together. It's a hastily edited mess. There's also books. So every person had a different hand on each book.

So it's like you can hot off the presses, dude. And then they just started. It's steaming. It's steaming. they're just like please he I hope he doesn't kill me I hope he can't read this actually

you know he couldn't he was like excellent Is that my name Sure He scrolled through all the pages How this is great This is like how little kids read a comics When they just look at that pictures

Yeah they don't like this is fucking lit That's all this part I remember that first caught my first comics Just looking at the shit and having no idea what's happening. I was actually, when the first Spawn comics came out, first it was a little bit...

Were you alive for the first ones? Yeah, so like there was a little bit like... Because it was like 90, right? I think it was the first one probably... Yeah, something like I was way too young to... You were 96, right? Or 94? What do you mean?

When were you born? No, I was born in 88. 88? Oh my God. Yeah, you're stupid? Yeah. Shoot him. A rifle comes in a frame.

I just remember looking at some of the ones. Faudville rifle? That. Whoa. I'm frightened because I'm like, am I next? What do I do? Like, at that point, I don't know. Am I next?

Not can I help my friend? Right. Oh, shit. Am I next? What do I do? There's just this fucking mysterious gun that just came on and blew your head off. Now, what am I'm sure I'm going to say something to offend that entity. The rifle.

You've heard of the rifle? We can't. It shows up and blows people. hands off if they say something a little too stupid. I like the idea that it would slowly creep it. It would be like a really long barrel. It would slowly like creep up just like the hook. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And just like plays against the temple and just blow. That's fucking scary, dude. That's, that's so scary. It's not even worth being afraid of it, you know? That loops around to being silly. Dude, yeah. Guys, I had a crazy dream. I don't like like seeing like gruesome scenes and like murders or whatever.

But like, I don't know what was happening. happening, but something happened to a lady and the husband wanted to get revenge on the guy that did something. So the guy rings the doorbell, the guy that wants revenge, the guy, answers the door. This dude hits the guy with a two by four so hard that it snaps off his fucking wrist and his head's barely hanging on. When he breaks his wrist? He does so much recoil The guy fucking like puts his hand up to like try to block it. It hits his wrist and hits his head so hard that it's just hanging on by a thread. When he falls on the ground, his head just falls off.

And I was freaked out in the dream. This Tom and Jerry ass fucking moment. Except for rated X, I guess. Fucking the TBMA, Tom and Jerry. That is fucking crazy. It's fucking like disturbed me. A two by four. I was like, how did he do this with a two by four?

And then when I looked at the body on the ground, I don't know why I was there. I'm like a camera looking. And I was grossed out, like seeing this guy's head off from just seeing it so hard. I have a son similar to that where it's not a dream, but it's like someone showed me a picture of Mussolini and his wife after they did what they did to them. Oh, yeah. Dude, his face looks like, it looks like a, imagine a cherub, but bad.

like his face is so swollen and battered that it looks like someone's like it's a Buddha you know like the Buddha at like Carithrons where it's like that but it's just imagine that but in a destroyed sense

and I was like oh my God they really got for a moment I was like I think they might have took it too far they really booted this motherfucker I thought I was like maybe they took it too far on

maybe they deserve all that but I was like Nah, this is like top seven of the work people. Look, ultimately, just kill them. Yeah, I'm not a huge torture person, right? Like, I'm not really, even like the worst people, like, say if there were certain CEOs, I got a certain point, I'd be like, all right, let's wrap it up. Yeah.

No, torture. Torture is just simply for, uh, what's about, for example. That's it. That's the reason why you torture. Well, there's a lot of people that torture than kill people. Oh, yeah. I think torturing is brutal, but I think you torture to prove an example, you know, it's like you do this. Are you justifying torture right now?

Not a little bit, kind of. I understand what it's used for. I wouldn't torture somebody, but clearly, like... Do you think that the Syria killers that torture, like, rape, torturing, then murder, they're trying to set an example for their next victim, or what do you mean? I think that people that do should like that. Are you thinking of it in a political sense? Well, yes, I'm not...

The people that do that in general... If you do that in the first place, there's something wrong with you. Just eliminate the person that's being the problem to you. But clearly, people torture to be like, oh, I'm going to do this. So, like, obviously, Scarecrows, you know, or like where they came from. The hangman, you know, like, they do that to make it a sign for other people. You impale, motherfucker, like, and they're like on the steak and you're like, let this be an example that if you, if you eat my fucking sweet roll, you're, yeah.

You're just sitting there impale, you're like, I just ate a fucking honey bun, bro. Oh, my ass. Oh, God. This is so annoying. You can I get down now. You clench your ass so hard. You break. the spike that you're on and pull it out of your mouth,

it's hard on the floor. That's crazy. Can I leave now? Surviving that would be. That's horrible. Maybe back in the day, there were some hard men back in the day because they had to be, you know, they're just, they didn't have any medicine or anything. So you just have to be a little harder.

I don't think they were harder. I think they were just, they just meant it more, you know. I don't think they were like more durable. I think they just like whatever they did, they meant it harder, you know. No, I don't know what you mean. Just like, like, like, throw like, throw like, throw like, Throw like an average man and then like a fucking like Mayan warrior at somebody, right? Like physically, probably a man, like an average like decently in shape man could probably kill one of those little fucking Lily-sized Mayan motherfuckers.

But what happened is that they mean it, you know? They're like, oh, I have to kill you because if I don't kill you, you're going to take my home and my food. They weren't like umpalumpas. Nah, they were tiny. I don't think they weren't that small. They weren't that small. The Lily's not a midget. She's short as fuck though.

This is like that Napoleon thing where they're like, Napoleon's like two foot six. He's actually average. I think it was like five nine or something. Yeah, he's like five eight or something. Yeah, something like that's gonna be a, this could be an incorrect statement,

but there was a person that apparently studied it his whole life. He's a fucking. Was he on Joe Rogan? No. He wasn't on Jogan. He might as he could have been though. He was like, they were like five foot two.

And I was like, oh, I'd kill the fuck out of one of those little tiny. But then the thing is that when they would fight me, I don't fight with them like I have to fight to kill. I don't have that switch flipped yet. They were all. They do. They were all of them, five foot two.

I just don't... The average side you said. I don't think, I don't, I don't, I don't, I, I, I, I, I hear so many things like that. That's true. It's just like, we spread, we spread misinformation like crazy, man. It's crazy. Especially here. Yeah.

I mean, this is the podcast for it. But people do it on purpose and it's funny. It's funny by mistake. Yeah, I don't know. I say to the people, yeah, we don't do it. Yeah, we don't do, even if we do it on purpose. Guys, guys. If you're listening to this.

You know what even if we did do it? Like, you know what I mean? This is called the Snark Tank podcast. Yeah, this is not, you should never be coming here for news. Like, it's not like if you could,

you should be able to tell the difference between when we're just giving you some like, oh, genuine insight on something we're passionate about versus we're talking out of our ass. And it's like, oh, I brain a soul. I'm not passionate by anything. Okay.

We're going to get to the next question, that's cool. Is that really? I really want to. die. I really really want to die. I really don't want to be here. But you just don't want to kill yourself. Is that it? Every time I close my eyes, I get really happy. I'm not going to open them again. That open them again. It's crazy.

What the fuck did you just say? I try to sleep forever, but don't work. All right. I don't want to be alive. I mean, there's a lot of pain. I'm a lot of pain. I'm sure. So hold on. We got a question here that made me, maybe giggle when I was going through this. That's great. Kevin Durant's feet wrote it. He says, Hello, Fellers, first time, gay time. I follow a follow up to the sweater weather singer gender thing. Oh, nice. The first line in this song is literally, and all I am is a man. Yeah, which could be ironic.

That is not the first time a woman has done something like that. Is it? You're right. Hell no. There's definitely songs where I've heard people say. No, it's not even like actually, this was a... It's like Michael Boulbite singing Santa Baby. Like, I mean, could be.

But it's like... But the thing is, there's a, there's a, like, there's a thread, actually that when the song came out in like 2014 or whatever, like 10 years ago, somebody even, the first thing that they did was using an example of a different song where a woman,

because it's obviously out of the thousands and thousands of songs that have existed over fucking time, of course. So like somebody says, oh, that's the first lyric when I'm like,

that's not, when you're hearing a voice that sounds like a female, that is just, if you hear the lyric, that doesn't automatically mean, oh, this must be a man. Look, I will say people are,

people are latching onto this. Particularly, like in a weird way. I know why they are. I know why they are. Because this, look, man, one thing that, again, this is something, I respect our audience and everything, right? I respect everybody here.

I appreciate you guys listening. He does. Yeah. I don't. But there is a thing that some people, I know how people, I know how egotistical people can get. And they kind of,

they don't remember how they first found out about, like, say, oh, there's a lot of people that just know this band. They know the artist. So they're just like, oh, I've always known. I would bet any amount of money the first time they heard this song, they didn't know. Because that would be like, say, just think of any, just think of any guy, any guy singer. Think of like, fucking Freddie Mercury. And if you're just like, oh, I knew that was a, well, like, say, Freddie Mercury was a woman.

Turns out. And you're like, oh, I knew it was a woman. You'd be like, from the way the voice is, like, no. If you just heard Freddie Mercury, you'd be like, oh, I assume that was a guy. So I'm just saying in that tone, tonally, I don't know why there's any contention other than people probably misremembering that they, the first time they heard, they didn't know unless they either saw the guy singing it. Like a music video. They saw something, but just hearing, because me, I only heard it on the radio. I heard on K rock.

And I was like, oh, this is a great song. Like the neighborhood. And I just thought, shit, because the literal tone of the voice is not how a male sounds. Yeah. And now you can go out of your way. It's like Shirley Temple. What do you mean? That's what he sounds like to me.

Does he? Yeah. Not at all, but I understand what you. I was saying. I was like, I was like, wait, how she's it? I still have that image of my mind of her with blackface on, bro. Never seen a more guilty-looking person in my life.

That's so unfortunate because, you know, it wasn't her choice. I know. She looks like she did. She knows she just unbad. It's just like, you're doing it to a kid. It's still, you know, people like, sometimes you see kids in like, clan outfits and shit. And you're like, damn.

I mean, it's some cool wizard shit. Yeah. Look, man. So, like, they're in. I always think it's cool because the Power Rangers and Niners. They grow up. Those kids grow up not being racist because they hate their fucking parents. And they're like, fuck, there's a picture of me.

When they marry their black partner, like it happened. Like the classic, when they marry their black partner. I love that. And then they're like, I'm so sorry. There's a picture of me in a clan outfit out there. I did not put myself in it, but I do look good at it. Well, you know what I would do is like, just because I don't have anything like that

with me at all. So like when I have a kid, just to make sure that I maintain the upper hand. Oh yeah, blackmail. No, yeah, I'll put him in it. I'm easily going to put him in black face. Oh, that's pretty smart. Easily. Your kid's probably going to be half black. I feel like that's going to be unfortunate cause for you. I don't think so. I think it might. I don't think so.

I think you're going to fuck up and it's going to be. It might be for the person you decide to marry or whatever, but it's going to be. And you're like, damn, dude. Yeah. There's already some little some little ray guns running around. And then I'm going to call your kid D-Nward all the time, hard are. You would do that regardless. No, I wouldn't. Yeah, I would.

I would like hold the kid and whisper it in his ears. I'm like, you say this word a lot when you go out right. Get your dad in trouble. Say your dad, baby. Say this like it's a victory jingle. This is like, this is the cool way to say hooray. Oh, my God, man. Oh, man.

I can't wait. Destroying a child like that would be funny. That would be really good. It's really funny until you like take a moment. to like realize you to digest it. You set them down a really unnecessarily bad path. So you should do is adopt, adopt. And then you just practice on another person's child is, you know, you feel no connection to it because it's not yours.

Yeah, you feel no connection. Like most people feel no connection to their adopted children. Yeah, right? Isn't that? That's the norm. It's entirely synthetic, all fake. That's crazy. That is so outrageous.

You have no attached to this. Anyway. That's great. It is pretty much a room. You ask it for rent. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, Balls wrote in. So as you guys talk about how old people

aren't going to be as decrepit and all that in the near future. But I think you're forgetting that most of these issues we face with age are because of the genetic information lost each times our cells perform mitosis. So we're probably just cooked. I disagree with that.

That's pretty obviously not true. I think just by looking at just looking at certain people who take really good care of themselves. Yeah, that's... Versus who don't, like the medicine that we have available, because I'm one of the people leading the charge of talking about this because people say, I don't want to live fast, die young. And I'm like, just wait and get older.

It's not going to be as bad, I promise you. First of all, if you look at just an old person, I know what this guy's saying because no matter what, you're going to start to deteriorate, but you can definitely slow it down. And one thing that people forget and why I think that endocrinology is so important. we're like so fucking far behind in it is by just uh just uh what do you call it not uh not real what i can't think of the word i'm looking for describe it um yeah what is it regularly sorry i just couldn't regulate it was what i was going to but regulating the hormones like as you

just get older right because one of the things that make people so fucking brittle and fucked up is by their testosterone just plummeting and then they get old they fucking fall they break their hip and it's over and then yeah your immune system sucks dick because of other things, you know, it's just like, it's just, there's so many things that hit you. I think that like, he's right that as our cells divide day, they break down. We lose more code as we divide over and over again. We have a, we have a relatively fixed amount of cells that can divide over and over again as we can just get more cells. Well, the thing, the thing is that if you can look simply at like people that are 65 between now and 35 years ago, there's a

significant difference in the way they're able to move themselves around and exist, you know. Yeah. It's an extreme amount of difference, you know I think, well, there's also like Better ways to get work done too I mean because I do that because I I do have a theory I do have a theory I think a lot more people get worked on Than would admit to be oh yeah But I think the ones that we see

Or that when we notice are the Oh the the fucking botched ones yeah yeah Yeah no it's obvious when like Who did I see recently there was a There was a celebrity that's in their 60s That looks phenomenal I can't remember I don't know You would know who they are because I saw them.

You mean, Tomey? She's not in her 60s. Who? Marissa Tomei. She's in her early 50s. Oh, Marissa Tomei, yeah. Maybe it's that. That is the most recent thing that I saw.

Maybe it's her. Jesus. I remember seeing someone who's like really old, but they look like not. And I'm like, oh, it's just beautiful work. Like, you know, obviously genetics play a part. It's like in everything. But then there's also the people that don't fuck themselves or who add like, I was just looking at Will Saso's wife, you know, she seems lovely, but she has fake cheeks.

and it looks stupid and it's like I'm sorry it's never not gonna look stupid if you add like cheeks or something but if you're just I think a little Botox that's not like a little bit of smoothing or whatever the fuck people use it's the same thing as anything moderation

is the key to a lot of that stuff I think we are gonna there's I mean I or dude like people who do like the hair transplant and then they just give themselves an unreasonable hairline just like just give yourself like a normal just give yourself a normal the fucking Marcus Phoenix

yeah dude It is fucking... The widow's peak of his hairline goes down the bridge of his nose. His hairline is ridiculous. His hairline is for real right here. Like, dead's...

Like, I... I think he's big... He just has no forehead. Yeah, I don't know. I have a very small forehead. I have a very small forehead compared to most people. Yeah. I don't have a big forehead.

But that guy is absurd. His shit, there's like... It's half that. Like, if he... His eyebrows if they furl touch his hairline. What I like is how would he look if he didn't look like? Like say if you gave him a normal size forehead, would he look fucking weird? Because we're so used to seeing him like this.

He would look so wrong. Marcus Phoenix with correct hair would probably look so fucked up and so uncool and dumb. Yeah, yeah. But the thing that's funny about it is that like they probably couldn't figure it out either, which is why they gave him the bandana for the entirety of the scene. They were like, oh, that is true. It's like we can't fucking figure out this guy's head. I completely, that's completely true.

You're like, what are we going to do? It's just like, I don't know, man. Put a fucking bandana, put a duress. Yeah. Oh, I do want to say one thing, though, about to this person's point, it is possible. Say if somebody only took advantage of the medicine that prolongs their life, they can still be very old and decrepit. They would just live longer. Because obviously, that's the reason why people got old and decrepive.

At a certain point, the ones that were able to live up to 70s, past 70s and everything, and now since that's the average, you know, at that age, you're going to be old and decrepid. Now I just feel like technology is going to break through to make people not as fucked up like that. But however, say if somebody lives to 120 now, like probably when you start getting up until like 115, 100, yeah, you're probably going to start looking like that again. The thing is this, right? Our bodies, as they super, everything gets worse, right? The thing, the thing, this is like a really dumb, silly thing to, like, add into it. But it's like the idea of like vampires, you know, vampires, they live forever relatively, right?

They have that like, oh, they just live and keep living. But they go crazy because the brain isn't meant to go on that long, you know? By the nature of experiencing all the shit they do, they go nuts. That's just how it, even if they can heal time and time again. Yeah. They just kind of go crazy. And that's the problem for us. It's like, if we live too long, we have to make sure our brain stays intact as well, which is the thing we know so little about.

Or will just end up becoming like healthy, healthy dismal people with fucking dementia, you know, be physically fine. It should be noted, though, that vampires are not real. That's true. That is a very good point. I'm glad you brought that up, Chris. I literally preface that. It's like having a debate about, like, the Bible with someone being like, I understand everything you said, right? In fact.

I get it. God's not real. That's not real. And I assume you're gay. The tour is actually the only real thing. In fact. I hate the way he says. In fact.

You see him getting a beef, obviously, for the views with Bill Burr? Oh, no, I haven't seen that. Yeah, so he's just been... Oh, wait, no, I did... I heard something about this, right, where he's like, I went to a Bill Burr show. He's one of my hair comedians, and it was just terrible. He's infected with the woke virus. In fact, his wife is black and dumb and gay, and I'm so upset, and I'm short, and my penis fell off.

In fact, my colon fell out yesterday. I'm short and my penis fell off. He didn't know where it fell. He didn't know it fell off. He didn't look it fell off. My dick's gone. I rolled out my pants and awkwardly done a vent. My sister cut me off.

She said, hey, we can't do this anymore. It's actually against our faith. My sister broke up with me. I'm so sad. I'm so upset. My sister broke up with it. Dang. Bro, Abby Shapiro, man.

I joined the daily wire for a crack at Abby, man. I would. For one, correct. Right now, Kingston. She sprayed me so hard with boob milk. but Yamaka flew right the fuck on. Can we go to the next? That was so absurd.

Wow. Outrageous. Calabunga. Amado. Who's saying Calamongra? Him. Because he's a fucking nerd. I say cowl.

I want to say it. I don't say because I get scared. Calvanga, in fact. Bill Burr. Fucked my sister. Bill Burr fucked Abby. I'm very upset. She cheated on me.

She cheated on me. Bill Burr. Yeah, Bill Burt cucked me. More like Bill Bull. Bill. There was so much milk in the bedroom. I lost my, I lost my footing a few times.

Oh, my God. Oh, man, what's Abby been up to, man? With her stupid gay husband. Do you see that other woman left the, what is it? There was like some lady. Oh, the clone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Brett something.

Benjamina Supriero or whatever the fuck her name. Benjamin. Benjamin. Benjamin. Brett Cooper Brett Cooper And she left And I think they replaced her already

Did they? Yeah The crazy thing is that they kept She got nothing They owned everything about her So then now that she she started over With a brand new channel And a brand new name probably

Because they probably own Brett Cooper Brett Cooper I don't know But I feel like They would have changed her name To something more feminine If it was like fake Because like Brett Cooper

I'm like what the fuck I really thought that was a guy for the longest time. If you hear the name, that's like, Brett. Even when I was watching, I was like, who is this guy? Who's this dude? I just hate that she's in a fucking, a studio that looks like a room. It's so obnoxious. Oh, yeah, it looks like a normal, like, but it's clearly a set and there's like studio lights above it.

It's so obnoxious. It is pretty fucking obnoxious. I'm just like you guys. I'm in a fucking room recording. It's me. I'm Brett Cooper. I'm just like you, in fact. I really hate it.

Would you actually? I have to take the week off. My pussy is bleeding profusely. Jesus Christ. I wouldn't be surprised at all if that literally was Ben Shapiro in drag. It's just, I wouldn't be surprised at all. Does she look that much like him?

She looks like, like she actually looks more related to Ben than Abby does. Yeah. She does. If I think you could beat Ben Shapiro up enough that he looks like her. Just beat him up and then slap a wig and then all. a sudden like just bashes skull into the same into a specific kinds of corners yeah and i think i think it would work pretty it would look at business i have a weird thing where i want to like

i want to just i mean i don't know what any they're probably on to like you know blonde hair blue eye guys but still probably not but well at the same time i feel like they could i just want to ruin these people you want to like convert one of them yeah i want to like i want to like i i have that's the only it's not even about like oh she's hot I don't want to fuck Brett Cooper or whatever. It's just no, like just, just fucking. Just the premise of turning someone.

We'll just rough them up. I knew. Just give them like this. Give them like one good shooting. I knew you were about nothing. You know, like just leave them there like the fucking proverbial, freshly fucked cat.

Yeah. Cat. You know like the cat? You know like the squirrel with the two condoms that is left dead? Yes. Even do that. Do that to a woman. But like,

kill them. No, they're not dead. They're just out of the fight. That photo. You know that, right? The squirrel's not just taking a nap. I know.

But the idea of having someone be heavily fucked to a degree, which they continue to live afterwards, at least. Okay. I guess. I mean, but no, yeah, yeah, you fuck him stupid. And then you fucking stupid. I knew you were about nothing. You spit on them and then leave.

Yeah, you hot. You spit on that, boo. You spit on it. You spit on that. Alexa, please stupefie Oh my God She's in so much trouble I feel bad for actually

That is Because she's just a moron that ended up in moron street You know Who? The fucking hot tour girl She's in trouble trouble dude Oh, well it's idiot I mean I

Yeah I understand that Because you know she's being taken For advantage of so it's like Oh you dumb poor bitch Yeah You know that sucks You stupid bitch you literally had it Good.

You literally got pumped and dumped. Yeah. On like an economic scale. It's crazy. How do you, one of the few people who made it outside of the 15 minutes of fame. Yeah. And then fucked it up royally. She had at least 25 minutes.

Dude, she had a little bit. She kept getting famous people on that fucking podcast. I didn't understand why. Yeah. Introducing our guest for this week's talk to a podcast, Noam Chomsky. And you're like, why? And then Norm Fekelstein. Yeah, Norm Fecklestein.

Introducing the... Oh, Vladimir peeling. Yeah, Vladimir Psehenson. And a dinosaur. And a dinosaur. So, Haley, I don't think dinosaurs... Oh, Jesus. And he grapples it.

He grapples it. He starts getting it. He's fucking fighting the dinosaur. He's like, yo, what is he doing? Why is Nulagherst Tyson? And then, like, Haley's there just like, are you going spit on that thing? Astrophysics can't help me here.

Fucking meat canyons, fucking thing. Hot to and smitten all that thing. Smet all that day. Nildegra's trying to make it a coison to fucking fight the dinosaur. I understand. I think if I carry the tune, it's got it like being pinned

under his, under his face on where Pluto is. I can do this. It just completely kills it. Mildegraff Tyson using science well that's it for today's episode

it's a fucking Tyrannosaurus Rex Killing Dilanthus Rex and I'd talk to it is great I wish I was an artist I would just I feel like I would I would love to just make comic panels dude

I would never stop I would never I would never leave my room, I'd never stop, because I would just keep drawing shit. God damn. I would just keep drawing more fucking insane shit. Just a T-Rex first just being kind of like, just chill? And then at a certain point,

oh yeah, I'm a dinosaur. The second Neil deGrasse Tyson opens his back. Well, and he's like grabbing onto the teeth, the jaw is just like. There's a moment where there's way too much strength from Neil deGrasse Tyson. where he's like, it's like trying to bite him and he's old.

You see like he actually starts give it's, there's a little give. And then. And then. Even the dinosaurs like, that shouldn't have happened. He's wearing that fucking big hat that he wore on this on one of, oh my God, I can't remember what show he was on. He wore this really weird like cowboy hat or something on some show. Did you see that?

Which cat? Like, because the other guy's ties. He was wearing like a really big brim like detective hat. It was very weird. I definitely didn't see that. I'm trying to like, I was trying to know. I'll look it up. Was it a, was it a yanky hat with a brim?

Was it a brimless yiket? First of all. First of all. You've never seen a no brim, no, no, no, no. What I'm saying is the idea of like a top hat or like a fedora with a Yankee symbol on it is incredible.

Wait. They don't exist. That there's no such thing as a coincidence. Have you seen that guy on TikTok or Instagram? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. He has one. He literally has a top hat. A ton.

hat with the fucking Yankee. That's amazing. It's actually, like, I was like, dude, that's, that's, I like that's, I like that's, I like that's, I like that's, I like that's, I like that's, I like that's, I like a yanky hat, no brim. No brim. What is that? What is that? What is that?

Is it no, no, it's like a, no, it's like a giant yamaca? You cut the brim off of it. But isn't, is that a giant yamaca? What is that? Is that a giant, y'all, we sure yarmugas have to be knitted. I give me wrong. Give me that. Give me that.

I have, I literally have no concept of what's the point. I don't even know how the fuck it stays on people's heads. I don't even understand that. It's supposed to shield you from the demons. Is that what it actually is? I don't know. I have no fucking concept. I don't know as Ben Shapiro and then slap it off after.

Like, you know, after like, I'm like, I know, I know that's very disrespectful. I know slapping someone's yama off is very rude. Just listening to him. Yeah. Actually, it's slap it off is there. Because it's not even like one of these. Where you can theoretically do it without touching the person. Right.

You have to be... Just drag all the way. You have to really get in there. Ow, what you do that? Yeah, what the fuck? Now my brain's exposed. Leggy. He's like a Jewish Mojo Jojo.

Oh, my God. Mojo Jojo. Joe, Joe. A Mojo Joe Joe's cream. Oh my God. Moju Joju is so fucking crazy. Moju Joju Joju? It's Moju Joju.

It's me, Moju Joju. It's me, Moju Juju, Juju. Oh, my fucking God. Is it Mojo Jojo is ju-ju-ju-ju-ju-no. No, I love Moju-Jo-Jo-jo. Moju-Ju is pretty great. Moju-Ju- that's so hard to say. Moju-Ju-Ju-Ju is amazing.

That is a fucking fantastic creation. That is an all-time artists. Get on it. Get on it now. Anyway, we got some questions. Powerful girls have nothing on me. They can't stop me. I'm politically correct.

I'm literally going to kill those powerful girls, I swear to God. In fact, I have Professor Eutonio am locked in my basement right now. He's in there with my sister. I don't know what they're doing in there, but that is in there. He's in there with my sister guard him. There's some weird sounds coming from there, but I'm going to trust her. I love her. Yeah, I love her so much.

There's no way she would hurt me like this. She wouldn't bring a nerd here. He's in the rest of you, Tony, a savvy fan hero. He's going to. He's got his samurai Jack Garbon for some reason. He just finally admits it. He opens the Jack. Jack.

Jack. Jack. Jack. He opens your door. He opens his doors. I can't believe you would do this to me. Both of you in the brass bowl now. He's got a fucking brass ball.

Had they ever mentioned why he looks just like Samurai Jack? Ben Shapiro? I think we... No. We fuck. He's got a yellow, he's a little, he's not a little yellow tent to him, right?

What are you on right now? What are you on? I mean, look at, like a Simpson? I mean, like a, like a, like a,

like a, a Simpson with food poisoning. That's basically what Samurai Jack looks like. Like a little sick. Dude, because he's like, I always, I was like,

how did, can you do this? He's like, if you look at original Samurai Jack, He's fucking yellow And I'm like He is I know what you mean, yeah He's like he's like a weird tannish color

But I wouldn't say yellow I've never attached that Just like there's different Shades of green He is a shade of yellow He's a shade of yellow because it's very slight It's very slight And it's very subtle in some ways

I don't think he's the subtle as you guys remember He's not a simpson He's like he's not That's why I said Look it up right now With food poisoning like he's like pale He's sick He's a pale yellow

Yeah Yeah, yeah. It's a lot more yellow than it should be. This is basically what I'm saying. Right. It's like Yoriko in the 93. I'm ready. I'm just going to saturate him.

It's not that yellow, but... Look, yes, he is, dude. He's colorblind also, unfortunately. That's not that. Like, that's a slight tan. Well, Kingston, I'm saying if you put the... My guy... That's actually more yellow than I thought.

Yeah, it's fucking... So if you did the color thing, if you did like the... the eyedrop tool, that would be yellow. That's a shade of yellow for sure. I don't like this. I mean, I always thought it was funny. This is bothering me now.

I was like, whoa, I feel like they could have just made him neutral. But is it not? Like, they could have just made him, they could have made him a peach like, what's it called a beige?

You know, like, see what? Yeah. But usually Asian would have more color than white people, though, I guess a little more color to see white people. Yes, but racist make,

I like all the Simpsons kind of flipped it around. Like so, you know, you're white, you're yellow. And then the Asian, are like super pale. I don't remember any Asian Simpson at all from being honest.

No. The Yakuza, there's a fight where the fucking Italian mob and Springfield and the Yakuza fight together. It's great. Is that real? Yeah.

It's a great episode. Marge gets into the pretzel business but then she goes to the mob to borrow some money and then the mob fucking starts like destroying other businesses so the pencils can like profit more. Help me the mob.

And then these chicks that had a falafel like wagon or a huffel. hut or, you know, one of those, uh, uh, trucks fucking hires the, I think the yakuza to, to, to fight the Italian mob and they have like a war in front of their, their, um, their house. Oh, me. The yakuza killed me. They killed me. That reminds me of, uh, farms were the professor at a, uh, uh, Leila kills,

Lila kicks him into a, uh, a man eating ant eater pit. Oh, yeah. And then he's like, you, yeah, man eating ant eater is awesome. the Ed Eater. And he's like, you killed me. You've killed me. He's like, oh my God, what if I done? I just told you, you killed me.

And then he's just bones. Good news, everyone. I fucking love that guy. I'm dead. That show is so, I really think that show was like a fucking redjet relic, dude. It's, like a relic. What does that mean? Not a relic.

I guess like an artifact. I don't know. The fuck you're talking. I know what you mean. None of those are synonyms. Really good. Artifacts are like, they're not inherently. good. Aren't they? No? Aren't artifacts? They're inherently valuable, I guess. That's sort of good. I know what you're trying to say. That's an insane way to say that. Yeah. You should have just... There's a better world. Yeah. Yeah. Jam. Precious jewel. Yeah. Yeah. Very good show. It's a very good show. It made me cry. That show me... There's a couple of... I still won't watch the Seymour episode with the dog. That shit is... I still won't watch it. You've never watched it? No, I skip it every time.

I can't watch that episode. I laughed you hard. That shit killed me, bro. He found... He found him. Their family... His family sucks so much. Fry's family sucks so much.

Of course. Because they went there. The dog found him. It was like he's right here. And they didn't look off. They didn't even look up. I don't want to reminisce on that episode. I don't like thinking about it.

It's a terrible episode because of how much... How set... Like, they knew what they were doing. And I'm like, fuck you guys. It's such a total shame of sadness. I'm trying to laugh and have a good time. And then this is a really heartbreaking episode. It's total whiplash of sadness for sure.

It's like, oh, God. And an episode with his brother, another fucking good episode, too. I was like, holy shit. He fucking hated him and resented him this whole time. And then he figured out like, oh, no, he loved him. And then he named his son after him and shit. Oh, great fucking episode, man. Yeah.

Fuck dumb. Anyway. Trump. And have you seen a new season? It's so fucking bad. It's like wildly bad So I would imagine So season 10 ended perfectly

Oh the actual end? I don't ever I don't want to see the other shit I just refuse to see it It's really bad There's like jokes about like There's jokes about the internet There's jokes about wokeness What?

Yeah It's really in what way Is it like there was a joke that Bender made him Like well everybody gets offended about everything I'm Bender My ass is shiny and it's like This is really bad Was it being ironic or

I think I think he's me ironic I don't think they'd agree with that shit enough to be like No, no, they've always been very, like, not that. Like, they, they shouldn't talk about contemporary stuff on Futurama. It defeats the purpose. Yeah, they, that's kind of, I don't think they ever did before. Yeah, they don't, really. At least I don't, like bits and pieces.

Yeah, maybe little, like, say, oh, uh, Al Gore was, uh, Al Gore was driving, uh, was the taxi driver. Yeah. And then, like, he, they shouldn't do NFT stuff, you know what I mean? Yeah, right. I just remember there was like the, the, they were just making fun of the whole thing, like the inconvenient truth. truth. Oh yeah.

And he got like a $100 tip for me. And he was like, oh, wow, $100. This will get me. He looks at the camera, one gallon of gas. I thought it was pretty good. Like, that's cool. And of course, uh, fuck. That show was great, man.

One gallon of gas. Oh my God. Trump deep throating baronax rode in. Nice. He says, hello. Hello, that's wild. Long story short. And the idea of.

was there a gaming-centric contigrator that you fell off of or just found annoying in general? After 10 years, I finally unsubbed from Angry Joe because it went from genuine passion to just rage bait. What did it was his, what the fuck? Oh, is his take on Astrobot not deserving game of the year and how games like Pilatra shouldn't be nominated? Oh, it's a stupid fucking thing. That's crazy. If that's real, that's insane. Angry Joe said that shouldn't be a game of the year?

I don't know. I mean, this is like secondhand information. Who the fuck knows? I mean, to be honest, he has a lot of content so I only watch his big reviews of games that I care about. Like, I've seen every single one of his

Dragon Age reviews. Yeah. And he actually was one of the more honest reviews that I liked about Dragon Age 2. Remember when that came out. And he was like, he was like, the game has a lot of problems. It's sure, blah, blah, blah.

You know, this back then when the reviews were like, fucking 10, 15 minutes. So it was like a barely a review. Yeah. But it was like enough to where he's like, all right, this game, it has a lot of issues. but I'd give it like a seven.

It's still a pretty good game. It just, all the problems we know about it is this, but don't throw it out and be like, this game sucks. You remember that? You remember back when, uh,

uh, something could be good and flawed? Yeah. Yeah. Instead of perfect or shit. Yeah. Exactly. And so that's,

uh, it was refreshing watching his Inquisition review. I liked it. I, I agreed with him on a lot of the shit. Because, uh, because there was a,

that was a weird one too. where people were being a little bit too hard in the pain about it. Yeah. I still see some people saying some weird shit. And usually it has to do with like the, uh, the more multiplayer stuff that I didn't give a fuck about because it's drag age. I never played any multiplication. I didn't either because there's multiplayer and inquisition. Yeah.

There was a multiplayer thing. There was some micro transactions. There was like my. Yeah. Was it like a like a mass effect three multiplayer? I think so. I think it was just like that. Yeah.

Oh weird. And, uh, I didn't give two flying fucks. Very, very similar. I bet the mass effect one was better. The mass effect one was fun as fuck. I actually really liked playing it That shit was good I never experienced it

You know what it actually reminds me of? It reminds me of I mean and I guess this was kind of a throwback in some way but when Ghost of Tsushima had that Legends mode that like kind of side multiplayer thing I didn't even know that

Yeah it just it was like a free update And it was like this is good But it felt like that kind of scale Where it's like here's an arena Here's you know You and your friends or whatever Fight And it's just like this is dope

It's good shit Okay But who if I unsubbed too Well on the subject of angry Joe like the thing look God bless him he's got a good thing

going he wants to include his friends who's Joe again is that they all suck they are the only reason I know one of the other guys is named is because his name is Joe right otherwise I wouldn't know is that video game there

is that video game or is a different guy no no we're talking about angry Joe we're talking about angry Joe he's the guy with the jacket you don't know He usually wears a Superman shirt And he's not his on-line jacket He's kind of offline compared to that I don't think he ever watched really anybody outside of like comic people

Oh, I see I was like comic people like Pokemon stuff like that Like anime things like I was never really Into the video game aspect of the good thing Because I was just kind of like I made my own opinion about games I was like oh this is a game I like I'd buy it And then I'd watch like GameStop reviews

That is crazy I did anything about games for a while I was like this where I got my idea of video games from And I was like oh I mean, yeah, yeah. I guess. Yeah, I don't know. Like, I don't, I don't care about those people at all with all there.

And I remember, like, they just kept being in there. And I was just like, I don't want to watch this anymore. Like, this is kind of annoying. It's angry Joe. I want to see what he's going to say. And then it's always like, here's my friends who have no presence and no, no charisma. Yeah. In my opinion at all.

Yeah. And it's just like, yeah. So I kind of fell off him a long time ago for that reason. Yeah, I mean, to be, yeah, to be real, like, it's one of those things to where he releases a ton of content, which I didn't really, I didn't realize that he played, like, say, when he plays through games, he streams them and has all that content available. I had no fucking idea. Yeah, smart. It is smart. I just never see any of his shit other than just, oh, I want to see what he has to say about the Dragon Age franchise.

I know he's a huge fan of it. I want to see what he has to say about. the new Madden because they suck dick and I want to see how much more it sucks dick because he cares about American football. I wish you would review 2K NBA 2K but he doesn't care about it so he doesn't because I just want I want more people to have to go into the QK community to get the hate that it well it deserves. You should do it, but they don't hate it the right way.

Well, a lot of them, a lot of them. They hate the wrong direction. A lot of them are fucking idiots and they also still buy like $70 worth of microtransactions because you have to max out your character to play. It makes me so angry. Well, dude, that sounds to me like there's a vacant spot. There is, but also, I kind of made up, I would have to break the pledge

because I was like, I'm not buying anymore. I would buy these games when they would become like $8 because they would always go under $10. And the problem is now, I can't even, I don't do PVP, I don't give a fuck about it. Most of them do. I would play the season, then the story shit. It's gotten increasingly worse.

And they also put in the fucking, the anti-cheat shit. Yeah, yeah. To where it's, the, the story mode is locked, is, is tied to online. So I can't even fuck around in the story anymore. When I'm just like trying to just do wild shit, like, I'm going to try to score 500 points and see if I can keep these people as low as well. Just fuck around. I'm just having fun. Yeah, yeah.

Because I don't care about simulated basketball. Scoring 500 points. Dude, it's so crazy. Have you done that before? No, it's too hard. It's it's I've gotten like probably 300 or something But then I found so it's so insane I found there's a way that you can actually

But this is like you have to like what you have to completely cheat Because I'm talking about within uh you know every you know every quarter is 12 minutes Like a full game so within that no I can't get that but you could freeze the quarters Like so there would be trainers to where you would literally just freeze the time It just score a thousand points and then let it or you could just fucking like in the quarter by pushing a button. So you would just score one bucket and then you keep pushing the game's over. And so like,

I love like being able to. What the fuck are you? What is the point of playing the game? That is so, that is not even basketball anymore. The point of it is fun. I don't care about simulated PVP. Oh, look at how real this gay asshole is.

I don't care about that. That's fun. I go play out basketball outside. That is way funner. than me pretending, oh, look how smooth this fucking this emotive is, this animation. I don't care. Yeah. It's just having, it was like the old basketball games.

They weren't realistic. They were way funner, in my opinion. Yeah, I missed. NBA streets need to come back. The NFL NBA streets need to come back. I don't know where the fuck those games are. There's a huge vacancy for it. It'll get people that are not into basketball, like sports games back into them.

I just don't know why they're not around right now. On the subject of like say Where our things are I heard Activision Might be bringing back some old like Titles like the Deadpool game on 360 Oh really? Yeah And there was some of the

There were some Batman shit There were some games that were like in that era That just are just fucking lost a time That some people were seeing that something was like activated Oh was like a trademark or something Yeah something was like activated to where Or seeing like oh this is available on, I forgot what it was.

It was hearing, there was a handful of games that, uh, it probably one of them I imagine was the, the X-Men Wolverine. I can't, damn. I wish I don't, don't say that. I mean, if it's,

if it's, don't say that to me. If it's got any merit to it, we'll probably be talking about it on sacred of this. Yeah. That's kind of the thing that we would pay attention to, like trademarks and stuff. Right.

But that would be great. Like, dude, X-Men origins Wolverine, figure out the licensing stuff on that, on that IP or whatever, and put that game out. because that shit was good. Totally. I miss that.

I would love to play those original Spider-Man games, too. Like the- That's what those were, those were the ones. That was another thing that people were saying something's going on with that. Yeah. Yeah. It's a shame that that's a game that's kind of like not. Because it's a PC version of that game that is not the one that everybody remembers.

Which one? Spider-Man 2. Yes. There's like a Windows Live one, right? Well, I don't know. I think it was before that. But if it's Windows Live, that's just gone, bro. It was, I think it was before that.

But like, that was back in the day when like, if a game had the same title but was on a different platform, chances are it was a completely different video game, like actually. And so I remember there was a Spider-B2 version. Obviously the Xbox and PS2 one, and I think the GameCube, was it on GameCube? I can't remember. Yes. Yeah, obviously that version is the one that everybody hails as like, that's like the fucking,

what do you even call it, like the grandfather of open world games, really. and the one on PC was fucked because it was not, it was like a completely different company that made it that you could only like grapple onto certain like there was like points of interest where you could web from. It was completely different.

It was crazy. Damn. But so that game's just not on PC outside of like an emulator. I don't know why I said it that way. But it was a weird word. That was a weird pronunciation. An emulator.

But it's a shame that those games are like stranded. Because those are some good games, man, actually. Yeah. They got to do something about that shit, man. But Angry Joe. Angry Joe, yeah, he's someone sparingly watch him. I watch him when there's like a game that comes out that I'm curious. I do my whole review roundup, though.

Like I watch every review I can. If it's something that I'm on the fence about or curious about. Yeah. Because I want to get as much. Curious. I would say, I think you should stop doing skits. I will say that. I will say that.

It's part of it. though for him. It is why people like him It is the, I don't understand those people's sense of humor. I mean, like, I feel like I would say I find this skits cute but they're not funny. They're too long. They're very long.

They're like fucking nostalgic critics. Yeah, like where it's just like... Those shit's going on so long and I'm like cringing all time and I'm like, please. Like I go to laugh and then by the time he's done, I'm like, I really don't want to be here anymore. Yeah. Yeah. They're too long. And really for me, like,

Look, man, I'll take the skits over just these other people just being. Like, I fucking, I can't. Imagine if somebody logged on to my chance. If somebody jumped onto Chris Reagan and then you just saw this fucking guy, you know? They have. Well, like, just, you know. You guys are cunts. You're fucking.

Yeah, anyway. Was it was the question like open-ended, like, was it just a YouTuber in general? Or was it like just a gaming YouTuber? I can't remember. I think it was a gaming content creator, but like, I mean, we could stretch it, like, whatever. Yeah, I mean, I will say there's people that I found recently that I unsubscribe to pretty quickly because they realize that if they kind of lean into a certain direction, that they'll get more views. And so I can tell that they normally didn't really care, but then the culture war brings in a little buck. So they'll talk about they're not straight up saying everything's gay and woke, but they'll complain about the same games.

No, I don't think they actually care. they're just like, I'm going to complain. It's like say a lot of people that probably didn't care. They made content about the veil guard knowing that I'm going to get rub off of people who hate it because it's woke and gay. Right. Yeah. And I was like feeling this like inauthentic. I was like, I can tell like they're not passionate about this at all.

Like they're just talking about it because they feel like they're phoning it in. Yeah, they're phoning it in. And so I was noticing stuff like that. I was like, ah, fuck these people. There was like two of them. I can't even remember their names because I only found them recently. And then I was like, oh, fuck these guys. Because I saw one review.

I'm like, I like this guy. I like this guy. There's pretty level-headed. But then I'm going to talk about this. And then I'm like, you don't care about this. Yeah. It's like, you're not even, there's no insight or anything. Like, you're not even one of those people like,

oh, I played the old games and this. They're just like, uh, it's like fucking grums. Oh, God. And all the bullshit. Because I remember he was, he was, dude, this whole year, he was talking about like Blackmouth Wu Kong and how like, it's fucking this is anti-woke it's great it's so fucking good there's no representation in it

it's fucking amazing and then somebody I think Ian Miles Chong asked him like in the last week he was like have you have you finish it and he was like I hope I get to it soon so he hasn't even played it he said something too about like Indiana Jones where he was like oh this is a great indie experience but he said like India is in like independent game like I-N-D-I-E

which is not how you what the hell that's how you spell indie yeah even I know that and I only watch those movies like super recently. It's crazy. It's just like, absolute tourists. They're just like,

oh, this is like a fucking... That's everything, dude, everything is full of people that are going to go through it. Like, dude, me talking about comics,

people, people, the motherfuckers that talk about X-Men. But I understand what X-Men's about. It's like, oh, oh, there's so much,

there's gay characters. Like, do you understand? Let's, this is about marginalized groups. Yeah, that's, yeah,

this whole story that's insane. That's insane. That's too stupid. The machine, it's a government. And it's like, it's too dumb what are you where where have you been i actually i'm glad that you said that

because um you know i i i witcher three i played through it one time i don't fucking really remember i actually started i was like i don't i barely remember the plot i remember it now what the what the what the great hunt is or what the wild hunt oh the wild i kind of want to play it again i forgot i was like what the fuck that happened in the witcher three i fucking love that game so much yeah i didn't i didn't well i don't love the witcher universe as much as much as as I want to. I love it. I don't know. That's kind of how I feel about it. It's like I want to and I'm really willing but like I just haven't. You're getting at the third one unfortunately. Throughout one and two it does a lot of lifting for what the universe is. Right, but one and two are

so hard to, even three is kind of hard to play. But one and two are so hard to go because I played one in 2012 and I played two in 2012 as well. And then I played three. I finished it when we lived together in like 2017. Did you play the enhanced edition of one? No, no. I played like, you know, that was later. You played the OG?

I played the original one. My friend let me borrow it and I played it. That was on PC only, right? Yeah. The OG, everybody being like, yo, this is rough.

This is fucking rough. But the lore is really interesting, right? It's a really cool universe. It's, it's not as glitz and glamy as other fantasy universes. It's kind of grungy. It's a really grungy,

dirty version of like the fantasy world. It's like, oh, this is like not as magical, but it's really interesting morally. It's like a very like, oh, this is a lot of like... I liked it. I, I liked it. Of course, I spent time...

Yeah, I spent time even modding it and stuff. The interesting thing was when I thought the game was almost over, there was still so much more. That's what happens. You have the first ending where you're like, oh, the fight, the big fight happens, right? And you're like, oh, it's over now. And it's like, nah. Yeah. You got like 20 more hours of game.

That got me. I was like, holy shit, there's so much more of the game. But the thing is, oh, why I'm bringing this up is because there was a lot of people talking about a Siri. Becoming a Witcher? Yeah. And the thing is because even when we talked, you were saying like, you mentioned something like she wasn't a witcher. And so it was interesting that she became one. And then it was weird seeing now after that, seeing the discourse online where a bunch of people were complaining about that and then seeing other people being like, if you played. If you played the DLC, they talk about the fact that they made other female ones. Like they even like that's like the argument came from me because I tweeted right. I tweeted that like there's, there's lore about there being. female witches, right? But even her herself like where it's like

There's like, you talk about it, right? They talk about Lori female witches right, and I was incorrect because I remember they're seeing something there's like a fan mate, it was a fan made thing for the CTRPG where there are female witches. Throughout the canon, always women had tried to become witches, but it hasn't worked on them yet. It just hasn't worked. Yeah, too gay. The house of the cat in the DLC of blood and wine, they revealed that they made

female witches. Yeah. They made that. I mean, I'm pretty sure that what happens. Series entire arc is. that she's building up to that anyway. Yes. And if anyone's going to become a female witcher, it would be serious. The character that has ancient blood that can jump between dementia that is the main,

she's more important to the plot than Geroz is that you experience a game through Gero. Well, I just thought it was weird that if you played, even if he didn't finish Witcher 3, surely you played a significant amount of it. To miss see her, yeah. So because I remember, even I was, you know, I thought it was going to be like a god of war experience where I was like, I don't want to be this bitch. Like say when you're like,

you're like, you're like, you're helping like, oh, there's that girl in the four store. I was like, oh, yeah, it actually wasn't bad at all.

I was already preemptively like, oh, God, here we go. Well, they know how to do it. Yeah. They know how to not make you want to kill yourself by being,

I think she was more fun to play the girl that she could teleport and shit like that. She was, no, she was fun. I don't remember being, like,

I remember thinking I was going to be annoyed and actually being like, oh, that was fine. Dude, chain. Oh, yeah.

In the trailer? Because I'm just like, mm-hmm I can't do shit like that. Yeah, yeah, motherfuckers off the fucking sky. Dude, the discourse online sucks,

man. Like, it really is unfortunate and how, like, the profit motive has just completely destroyed all sense of like,

you really just have to meet people in person and talk about shit because otherwise you're just not going to get any. Yeah. Like the, the discourse about like, the, even just like

Astrobot winning game of the year and like, all these like, all these streamers being like, like, how did Black Myth Woo Kong lose to this? and it's like brother one's more of a game

one's more of a video game look look let me say this there are games that I play only a little bit of and I can tell this game of the year you know what I mean like I remember playing

through a little bit of Ballard's game being like even though this is not my style of video game I can tell like this no shot than any other game

is going to win game of the year other than this one you know by the time like by the time all is said and done all the nominations

are picked and you look through them and he's like oh Balders game is going to win like very clearly and you can usually tell like sometimes you could just you could feel it

Eldon Ring was another one where it's just like I played that I didn't even finish Eldon Ring and I was just like Oh it's over yeah This is clearly going to win because this is this is next level good I played 15 hours of Blackmunth Mungong I knew for sure That it was not going to one game of the year Not that it's bad

It's fine It's entirely good Do you think it would have won if Astrobot didn't come out this year No I actually I actually actually think I think it would have been metaphor and then after metaphor I think it might have been seven seven remake or what is it rebirth or or balatro actually because balatro is a fucking sensation and then I think and then I think it's black with who Kong and then shadow the urgey

because it really shouldn't be there I'm still really annoyed that that's even there if I if I be honest I think shadow would have won if it was a fresh robot I think shadow probably would have won it shouldn't be there I agree you guys shouldn't be there um if they if they let it if they let it be there, it's there, you know, I guess. I guess for me it's just taking up a spot that could be... Like, I could think of like, at least... I could think of a handful of other games that probably should have been there. I think of like, even something like Stellar Blade could have been there.

Or... Tech and 8. You would love that game. Hell divers. Was like a fucking... Hell divers, too, would have been good. Hell divers being not being there is very confusing to me. Because that was a genuinely massive...

Dude, that's the first Sony... That is the first Sony multiplayer game that... splashed in that way. That was their like Halo moment. It was crazy. Everybody was talking about it. It was the biggest fucking thing in the world.

Was it made by Sony? Directly or no? Well, it was made by Arrowhead. Yeah. Who I think works. I don't think they own, they don't own Arrowhead, but they work really closely with them.

Because I think Helldivers one was also PC and PlayStation. It was PlayStation. I know that. Because it was on Xbox. I know that. But yeah, man. And that being excluded, even, dude, Space Marine 2 was fucking

that game. so fucking cool. They're making the Turok game. Did you know that? What? Okay, that's cool. That's the tour. So, like,

that kind of changed my mind entirely. Oh, I was just like, okay. Because I was like, oh shit, they're making that. That's okay. Well,

I don't know if I'm sold on that quite yet, but that's cool. Weird. It's Christian Boner music, bro. What did you say? It's Christian Boner music. Warhammer? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I just, it's so weird, man. I'm really, I don't, I wonder what the politics were to,

what were the motivations to say for Shadow the Earth Tree and some other things that were definitely not on there that should have been on there like to me I totally agree with the black You just have to choose. You just have to choose stuff you know you have to choose. You have to choose things but I feel like there's some things that are pretty

I think like urge shouldn't have been there like to me that's the thing that's weird It's when there are some clear other Yeah like say like you said hell divers or it was a I don't what I say it's better than those games it's not a game it's not a game You can't fucking play it without having the game. I agree. I agree with you 100%.

I think that you just completely disqualified. I still agree with every word you're saying. So what is it? So what is there? If it's allowed, like, it should not be allowed. Yes, I agree. I agree.

What's your thought? Finish it. My thing is it's, if you allow, if you're going to allow DEOC in a place where it probably shouldn't be, but if it's there, then that game has to be up there. What are you talking about?

Chart. Out of urge reason. It's amazing. It is fantastic But your argument Your thing is that you don't think it should be there So what do we do? So my argument is that like I guess like

I just I think it's better than the things that you Maybe not how divers But I think I'm in I'm in a myth space where I'm like I don't know It's not a game I know that That's what I don't know what we're talking

I agree with you I agree with you Like I just don't think there's any reason But if you open that door unfortunately to that place I think an Alderman ring DLC would have to unfortunately be allowed in a toxic game of the year. But wait, what are we, wait, hold on. I really, I just, I just don't understand.

I just don't. If, if the door was open to, let me just, if the door was open to include DLC as a nomination for game of the year, then it should be open to being game of, being nominated for game of the year. Yeah. That's like, that's like, that's, like, it is redundant. What are you saying? I think of like, well, that's what I'm saying. Like, I don't think there's any reason to philosophize over it when we all. agree that it just

there should just be a caveat of that it needs to just be an actual game. It needs to be a game and it can't be, you can't if I would even maybe give it a pass if it's like hey you can play this fucking thing if you and like we said blood dragon or whatever. Yeah if it was a standalone DLC then yeah. Yeah like something like

that to where it's like I can just download this motherfucker and even get to it. Yeah it's one of those things wrong like bro you can't you can't have to purchase something else to play that I feel like it should be a simple there aren't very many rules, right? Just it has to come out within this year and then it has to be a game.

It's particularly egregious this year because there are other games that really clearly belong there. Like I think Hell Divers belong there. Like I don't think, you can make an argument about Stellar Blade or like Space Marine, whatever, but like Hell Divers was unequivocally a game this year that kind of shook everything up

and was a big deal. I'd say hell Divers too for sure above the other two that you said like Stellar Blade and Yeah, yeah. Stoverblades are wishy-washy for me. Yeah, it's, I didn't see the amount of, like, because like, even with like black myth

where there's people like, they're like, oh, I didn't, I'm like, but you, you felt it. So many people didn't fucking play it. Dude, it got like in mid-80s. Yeah. Every other game on that list is like 90, mid-90s. Yeah. Nine lowest.

I know a lot of people that either didn't play it or they didn't finish it. I mean, there are people that are just like, I'm being honest, I kind of got bored after a while. Yeah. Because there's like a hundred bosses and they're like, After a while, they go, I kind of get it. And the lore, unfortunately, for a lot of people, actually even including myself, wasn't nearly as interesting. It was, it was interesting.

I guess that's the wrong word. Captivating, I guess. To where, like, I'm like, yeah, that was fun, but I don't really care about the mystery of, like, when you watch YouTubers that really try to piece things together and you're like, oh, man, that's really fucking cool. Yeah. I don't know if that's me being racist. No. Blackmunmoving is entirely good. It's fine.

There's nothing. There's nothing. It's not like fucking bad rats or like some piece of shit. Bad rats is a fun fucking game. You're insane. It's dog shit, but it's fun as fuck. But like, dude, no. Let's let's be serious. I will say this year I wasn't sure what was going to win.

I felt like when I played Astrobot and when I platinum it, I was like, that's my game in the year easily. But I think there could have been a, I look at metaphor and I think, that's possible. I don't like that. I don't like those games. I would be upset. Yeah, but I could see it.

I could see it happening. I would have been mad, but I would have to deal with it. Oh, Astrobot, I feel like when I look at people celebrating video games, I had not seen, that was the most glowing response I've seen in a very long time. Obviously, Bobbosgate 3 was something.

But like seeing people celebrate Astrobot in a way, because I didn't play, I don't have PS5. Yeah. But it was just like, oh, wow, this game must be really fucking good because I haven't seen I didn't see people people are having fun

with hell divers too but they're not being like this is the most amazing like this is such a like an event really what what is hell divers too is fucking Starship Troopers right? Yeah it's just fun to do that exactly that's great but Astrobaugh I get like how do you not get it? It's confusing to not understand yeah I think and I think it's it's exposed a lot of people

because it's like these aren't people who play video games these are people who play video game these are people who it's like I play Apex I've played Apex in Fortnite for the last 15 years and I played Wukong

and only Wukong and like I think it clearly should have won a game of the year even though it's the only game Dude I played all of these games actually Like I even played even I think two hours of metaphor

And I was like no This is not for me But even when I was playing it I was like This is probably gonna be a game of the year Contender Because I just know Based on the people

Who love that kind of stuff How that game hit them and just the style of it. It's like I could tell. Like this is this is incontent. This is in the running. I thought hell divers would have been obviously in the running because it just what a splash it was. I think Astrobat was obvious. I think if Helldivir's didn't have that whole stupid thing about the PSN shit for PC. I think it would have probably went to. I really think it really just came down to politics about Urtree. I think if Urtree wasn't there, I think Hell Divers would have obviously been there because I don't think any other game would have justified being there really. Like Cellar Blade's good. there are other games too and there are some games that come awkwardly late where they're not I don't know why we don't do these in January but like there are games that come

because like Indiana Jones probably should have been there in realistic terms because it is that it is really fucking good even Marvel rivals like could have you know I don't know really stuff possibly could have won some multiplayer stuff for sure but like no it's just it's that's how fucking

that's why it's so stupid that's what the Oscars that's what other every other award show does that essentially. Yeah. The Oscars are from February or March or something. Yeah, it's in the first quarter of the year. And it's the prior year.

So you can at least include everything that came on December. So it's a little weird that it's like that. But hey, this really comes down to developers needing to figure out, like, is it possible you can drop it right before? Like, can you drop your shit in November? You know, it would be smart. If you want to be included. Right. But ultimately, you know.

who cares at the end of the day really you just want to put out a good game right for sure yeah anyway it's like do you think names real quick do you do you think no matter what GTA 6 will win game of the year no matter what well

yes unless unless a game that what else is coming out next year that's like oh I don't know there's kind of a lot like what like what's going to be compared to GTA 6 compared to DTA 6 probably not a lot because GTA 6 is like a behemoth but there's also a chance there's also a chance there's also a

it could be like really disappointing. It'll be successful. It'll be like absolutely successful. It could make like billions of dollars on the first day, which it probably will. Yeah, absolutely. But whether or not it's like it's good. That's another question.

I think it will be because I think too much is writing on it for it to not be. I haven't played a terrible GTA game. You know what I mean? No. There's no not decent, at least pretty decent ones. Right. Yeah.

Yeah. I can't think of. I just wanted to be hyper woke. I wanted to be, I want everything about it to be gay and trans. I want everything. I want those people to be so mad. I want to be against rock star. They're very, they're very like a conscience, like, they're meant to insult all that dumb shit.

That's what they do. People just don't pay attention. I don't, people don't have media literacy. It's a media literacy. Dude. Yeah. So they're like, this is dumb. And it's like, do you not understand that the most piece of shit person is a racist,

cut piece of shit the whole time? Well, dude, even in GTA4 with the radio where that had. some of the most out-of-pocket radio in the fucking the GTA-4 radio stations are the best. They're so good, but they say like really off-color offensive shit, but like the people that are the joke are the people saying it. 100%. And it's just

like, I really hope they don't shy away from that stuff. I really hope they keep their edge a little bit. They did it and they did in Red Dead too, a lot. What do you mean? Not radio, but like just the comments of people that are fucking morons. Yeah. And then you dialing in your horse. And then Arthur being like, you're crazy.

You jam like a metal rod in your horse's head. And it's like, I think I hear a fucking gramophone. Your horse just falls over it. And Arthur's like, you're a fucking idiot, aren't you? Damn, stupid horse. Type of dummy, aren't you, horse? Get up, Twinkle. We got more.

I want to hear Kay Rose. I need, go on. A rose as it's don't. Turn you into glue soon. It's like. I don't even know. I know that in this time. I don't even know.

What even is that? What's blue? Isn't it crazy that if you blend a horse, it just becomes glue? Yeah, not exactly. That's it. No, it turns into an actual gallon of Elmer's glue. Yeah. If you blend it enough, you take out, you dig in there to take gown.

Like, it's not. How? I just realized that's why. I just realized that's why the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, on the logo for Elmers. Oh, yeah. I don't know if it is. It's a cute little horse. It's a horse.

A little pony. It looks like a rainbow dash. Dang, dude. Yeah. I pulled that one. I was like, shit. I was like, do I know any? Do I know any?

I was like, do I really? No rainbow dash and that's it. I know that one. I've heard that name a lot. I know two, maybe. What's the other one? What's another one? You don't know.

Nice. It's Apple something. Something Apple. I know that. That's it. Apple products? This is my son, Apple products. Let's get the fuck out of here, man.

Can we just say, I'll read this one and then we'll go and then we'll start reading the name. Slowed down Scatman is just Joe Biden wrote in. He says, Hey, Guido Oh, Gouldo. Guido.

I read Guido immediately. Hey, Gouldo Jason Raccoam. Nice. Just thought you'd want to know that John Bonae Ramsey, so this is a confusing one because I don't remember this exactly being said,

but it's written out here, so it must have been said in some way. Just want you to know that John Bonae Ramsey is not the woman Bill Clinton had sex with. She was a six-year-old girl who got murdered probably by her brother. You guys were thinking about Monica Lewinsky.

Yes, we were. Did we make this mistake? Yes, we were. Look, yeah, we did. When was this? I don't remember this conversation. We were like, who's John, what does this person look like? And I was like, they're like a white person.

And you were like, yeah, I don't know what they look like, even though they're important to history. And like, oh, yeah, okay. You're right. Is Monica Lewinsky is the one he did fuck. Yeah, that makes sense. No, but did we. So here's the thing.

If that happened, was it said as a joke? Yeah. Because I know who Monica Lewinsky. Yeah. Like if there was only, there was the famous one, but if say that happened, my brain was probably like, oh, there was other girls he fucked. And so I don't even know the John Bonnet Ramsey or whatever the fuck. So I just accept, if that happened, my brain must have just accepted that, oh, sure, Bill Clinton fucked that girl too. That's just another one.

My thing was, my mistake was, I always, I, I never saw John B'nai Ramsey written. So I only heard John B'nai Ramsey. So I thought it was a guy. Sounds like a guy. That's what you meant. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I said. I remember that.

So I'm confused by this. But like, I hope we addressed whatever the fuck happened. Anyway, yeah, let's read our $25 and up patrons and get the hell out of here. Let's leave. No. No, I'm scared. D. And then he's broken away.

It has been a while. I hope GTA 6th. It has been a while since that. I hope they show up in there. It's just them. I hope there, I hope like for some reason John's voice actors in it.

Yeah. I mean, they're probably, that would be cool. I would invite him back on. It's like his son or whatever. The, not his son,

but like descendant. Yeah. That'd be awesome. That'd be cool. It's really funny because his character. Chowen in Vice City. His, whenever they do interviews,

like, are there, he's just John Marston. Oh yeah, he doesn't put on a voice. Like Roger Clark does a voice when he does Arthur, but like, yeah, I made myself sound a little like this and John's like, I sound exactly like this. This is how I talk. Yeah. He doesn't seem the same, but he doesn't use the same

words, but he sounds exactly like that. I'm trying rock star. I love it. I fucking love them, dude. Oh, God, that game's so good. Wait down to 7-11, so I got shot. Yep. Crazy.

Dutch. Duchess is my dog. I name my dog. Duchess is a fuck up. Anyway. We're going to read our $25 and up names now. Count me down. Three, two, one.

Roshal slur, a snark tank themed tattoo of Fred Flintstone. You do not want that. Oh, shit. upside down, just shitting all over his belly? That's fucking, phenomenal. It's like a fucking chocolate fountain, but is this shit in Fred Flint's.

Phenomenal, get that shit, right? Here's my plan for me and my sister's wedding. I want a chocolate fountain that's just an, it looks like a chocolate fountain up close, but actually when the fountain turns off, you realize it's an upside down Fred Flintson with his ass spread a game.

It's actually 17 white people. When it spreads and when it sprays everywhere, it spells yam and amadu. It splats out to the beat. of yabba dabba do that's so insane yeah do

imagine imagine imagine getting fucked by a swarm of locusts no it's no

big white cox man fuck that it's Emma throwing in dollars I can have some white skin don't they I'm thinking locusts like the bird

the birds the bugs the birds oh I thought I thought was the swarm like the fucking the locust and

oh GTA What the fuck? What those? It gives, yeah. I read that wrong. I did read it, imagine getting fucked by a swam. I read a swarm of locusts, but it just says by swarm locusts.

Oh, so like, okay, but so it is gears for sure. I don't know, actually. Well, swarm locusts, right? It has that. Oh, swarm, those are the ones that are called swarms, yeah. Yeah, that's the four, I think, right? With a swarm? Yeah.

And five, I think. I think four and five. I actually can't, I don't know what you mean. I'm going to give up Because as I'm looking at it It keeps re-correcting itself Because now I'm seeing it This is what it says verbatim

It says imagine getting fucked by a swarm locusts Plural locust So like I don't know So I think maybe it's just Oh that is interesting I don't know if he means a swarm of locusts Do you say I don't know if you mean swarm locusts

A by a swarm locust God bless you Thank you for your money Is not supposed to be there I think that's what it is you've confused us you've hurt me deeply it's wrong into disarctions

it's wrong consistently yeah the answer in both situations is ultimately no but yeah yeah good job it's raining in here it is

imagine all right it's Emma throw in dollars flexing being a day one listener like a destiny veteran flexes playing the D1 beta when sharing a bad opinion Sweeney accidentally

circumcising lilies chode with the gap in his teeth Bussy music Chode I don't know What the fuck is that about my guys Bussy music A whole new

A whole new meaning A whole new meaning A whole new meaning A whole new meaning A whole new meaning to scatting on her face Uh Metal Gear I'm the fat man

Metal Gear Shit man Metal Gear Metal Gear Tao What do you say? Metal Gear Tao But like Tao is written in a different fucking

font. Tau. That's weird. It looks like it's Russian almost. Metal Gear Tau, the tank that shoots women in the face with nukes. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. My uncle's fentanyl themed funeral. That's crazy. Having a themed funeral, first of all, is insane.

That is, I mean, that's what we got to do, right? Do you think Disney adults have, like, Disney themed funerals? Yes. Yes, they do, and I think they should all be, like, just bathe in acid. You just douse it and just fucking Like their favorite Disney character, Acido. Disney's Acido, yeah.

I remember. It was like a puddle of acid. It was around the same time as Brave Little Toaster. Brave little puddle of acid. That's so not clever at all. It's a brave little puddle of acid. Oh, geez. Lily loves Disney.

It bothers me so much because she loves Disney but she hasn't gone all the while and she's so like longing to go. Oh, she like fucking like. And I'm like Lilian. I like Lillian. I like Disney but I don't want to go there

more than like once every few years. I got to see Minnie Mouse get sexually harassed. I have to see it. I must be there. I must be there to witness. Fucking beauty. I want to go.

I want to go. I want to see another Tune Town incident. I want to be there for it. Doontown? There was an incident in Dundown? I don't know about the twin tonne incident? I don't know. Of course not.

Lily, I can't go there anymore. They banned me for sexually assaulting the Indiana Jones impersonator. I can't go there too. I can't go there no more. I'm too tall. I'm too. I can't go. I mean,

they only let people in there if they got their colon. Is that shot? Yeah. Yeah. I can't even. I understand why I can't be here, right? My colon fell out on the ride last time. The colon got ripped out on Space Mountain.

Ha ha. We've got your colon. You come back here with that Get back here, Mikkel mouse Back here, Mikkel mouse He doesn't know how to pronounce it McHale He knows how to pronounce it

But he knows Mickey's a real name Come here. Come here, Michael You give that calling back You remember my calling back I'm gonna shoot you in the back You're fucking head My uncle's find all the

Sneezing so hard Your urethra shoots out Like a Nerf dart It feels like that happens sometimes man Sometimes No, it does not Dude sometimes I sneeze so hard And then like my whole body hurts

Yeah Like it's crazy sneeze so hard my arm hurt. It feels like my nervous system is being dislocated sometimes when I stayed. Yo, Mickey Mouse, why you be stealing? Why you be stealing Shax Coalings?

I'm desperate for money. Mickey, you know you can't. You can't outrun me, Mickey. Come back here. I don't think that Colin's worth that much, man. Marvel Cinematic Universe is expensive to uphold. That's why they stop making movies often. Isn't that crazy?

They fucking stop. How much that cone going for, man? $40 trillion. Shacks colon is a wellspring of DNA It's a wellspring We can make several giant niggins with this DNA That is crazy And then fucking

And then Shannon just finishing Shacks Colin I'm sorry, who you say? He said I love me some chiple He just fucking ate that shit out of it Donald Duck's like He's freaking the buck In the corner Donald Duck is on a fucking vent trip

I've never had duck colon before Whiz it out of him raw Rips it out him raw Sweetie's trigger words are now Kohlins in between Broly's thinking his Berserkie's Gap Cat Black, I was wrong

and gay, I'm sorry. Haven't I stay Stereophallics Stereophiles Uwu RAR XD No, I'm not gay My colon just fell out like that Dutch

That's so tough Just beat I couldn't make sense of that sentence Red colon redemption Ew That applies his colon as red It would probably be red It would be red right

It would be more red than it would be blue I guess Or any other color Whatever It's probably inflamed. It's red. For sure. Yeah.

It's in, if you can see it, it's in flame. You can see it, there's a problem. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just beat Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

Sweeney's Downsy kid, Peasantston, wearing a flower bag. That's crazy. A flower bag. We dressed this. We've dressed our son, Peasanton,

in a burlap sack. It can only be that way. It can only be that way. A burlap sack. give him Viagra pills. He's just a fucking tortured little boy. That's not a name. That's just how I actually feel.

Domo Nation, Vaughn of the Dead. We all look at the same moon. That is true. My friend told some girl. I heard that from, I heard that one way from some girl from like some girl I know was like my boyfriend told me that like the moon that we look, even though we're done together,

the moon that I look at when he looks at they're the same one. And I was like, wow, you're fucking stupid. You didn't know that? Idiot. Kill her. Bring the vaudeville gun out. Of course.

And kill her. Somebody throw a fucking banana pie in her face that has explosives in it. It's like kills her. That's a crazy way to die. That's a crazy way to die. You don't even say your goodbyes mentally. You just die abruptly. That's crazy.

Dude, you're probably going to die too, aren't you? Yes, I'm what? If you're that close to throw someone a pie, it's, It's fine, dude. You gotta be able to take the damage. That's true. You gotta throw it and immediately ball up and break it. A clown that just has like all this fucking like metal like fucking plates on it.

No, no metal plates. He's dressed up in fucking typical clown attire. He's in fact wearing less. He's a little skimpty on his attire. He's like he's like Jared Letto's fucking Joker. Yeah. He just has like a fucking trench coat on and it's like Jared Lato Joker, but a skimpy clown. And he has a pie explosive.

and he just is overkill. He absolutely enjoys getting hurt from the explosions. It's like setting lava on the ground and then putting banana peels on the lava so people slip in the world. You see a bunch of manateeepers. You're like, what's going on here? Why are they not burning? This guy is alter in a universe. He's like, this is going to get them real bad.

They're going to fall in lava and slip. Which is the most embarrassing part. That's the part. Yeah. It's, I listen to that Gabe and Shapiro verse every day. Mr. Electric, send this inward to the penis explosion chamber and have his penis exploded immediately. Nice. I love that clip. I haven't heard that in a while, yeah. He spills those words out of his mouth. That's why he's like saying all of as fast as he can. He's so upset. You know, he's like, he's on a fucking mission. Fudius. It's when you, when you trigger someone, you get somebody really, really angry and they're just trying to hurt you, you know? Yeah. Like they want you to feel not good. It's like me for real. Yeah. It is like you. First line of sweater weather by the neighborhood is all I am as a man.

He's a gay man. I saw, I saw daddy reaming Santa. It's fucking beautiful to see Ben Shapiro fans gaining consciousness when he defends health insurance CEO. That was a nice little moment. They're so close, man. It's so funny how close people are. They're just like right on the, it blows my mind that you can't see the obvious shit.

Yeah. Because it's like, how are you still watching? It's fucking amazing. Astronomically confusing. Cognitive dissonance, baby. Yeah. The worst. Astrobot canonically banging haters with his astrocock.

We'll change your fucking name. It's been forever. That's insane. We're using your fucking periphery. Focus on the names. I keep switching it when he takes a bite. All right. It's so good.

We need adjuster copycats now. Will Graham pissing in Hannibal's mouth and giving him a piss kank. Fix the Patreon RSS feed. Please, you think you butt fucks. I don't know. It seems fine to me. I don't, everything Apple is fine. Spotify is fine.

Yeah. The speaker app. That's fine. I don't know where you're trying to listen. Yeah. Are we saying any like shift in numbers that would indicate that something's wrong? I mean, they've only gone up, literally. So I.

So stop listening because you're making it worse. because you're not listening because I've seen these comments every now and again like fix the RSS feed and I just don't know what you're I respectfully I just don't know what's going on Why don't you contact us let us know what platform You're listening on and we'll go from there

One thing I will say is that one thing I will say is that one thing That I've noted and this might be true for some people Although like it would be curious for this to only be coming up now Is that I saw a report from somebody who screenshot And it said that they were using an RSS feed That was old Like because I think it was was like the pod,

or do we still use pod bean? We know, we don't use pod bean. So somebody, I saw a screenshot recently of like Podbean slash whatever isn't working. And it's like, if you have that plugged into your RSS feed,

that's not, that's not the RSS feed. Yeah. We've switched, we've switched the whole thing. We went on a speaker for a while. We've switched off of our, we went on a speaker for a while ago.

We went to another one. Now we were on a speaker. Yeah. And so. We were on Red Circle before that. Yeah, that's right. Oh, but I think that was,

was that's, it was still via, it was still via pod bean. Yeah, I forget how you do it because I don't do this often But I'm pretty sure it's available on the Patreon itself literally So that might be your issue Check it out if that fixes it

That's the only thing that I can think of is maybe it's an outdated RSS fee I'm just really also wondering when they have the RSS fee What do they plug it into? Right Because I'm just like Brough there are so many apps available That you could listen to the podcast in so many different areas So I'm kind of like

Like say for example I hope they're not. not like, damn, it's been so long since I've listened to the podcast. It's like, nigga, we're on YouTube. We're on fucking Spotify. We're on Apple. We're on like, we're on everything. So even if like that one thing's not working, it's like cognitive dissonance I listen to.

Sometimes I listen on YouTube. Sometimes I listen on fucking Spotify. You know, one of my favorite podcasts. Yeah. So I don't know. Respectfully, I think that's probably, that might be an issue with some of you. Something like that. Check it and to see if that's what it is.

If not, I don't know. Like we've, I literally. before we started the show, checked on like an incognito browser on all of these things just to make sure they work and they're working fine. So, I don't know. Anyway, hope you figured out.

Yeah, I don't. Death, Jack the World's fastest Maori, Therry Newville, Newville world champion. Ah, wake up in the morning sucking off P. Diddy. Damn, some people. Like Gesha. Yeah, some people, man.

How long until porn stars get Fortnite icon skins. Dude, a Riley Reid skin in fucking Fortnite. Be insane. Is she still relevant? No. She doesn't know anymore. She quit. Oh, she did? Riley Reid is like the Jenna Jameson of I think my generation. Whereas just like that is an unmistak.

She's out of the game now. I think she's married and everything. She's one of the few that I know. I don't really know very many porn stars. Yeah. I'm sure about that. You knew bitch that fucked 100 dudes? The only fan chick and she was all like kind of. Oh, wait. We didn't talk about that. It's kind of a disaster. I think we'll probably mention on the next episode.

in one like interaction. Yeah, and one, uh, well, in one day. One day. That's too much. That is just like, it's too, it's, it's too much, but also there's women that have done way more. So it's actually kind of like boring. I guess that's that's that's a lot.

It's obsessive, obviously. It's crazy. It's obsessive to the average person. But if I, if she's trying to do like some incredible thing in the, in the realm of porn, it's kind of like, bitch that was like forever ago. Like there's a chick that like almost did a thousand. Like that's insane. That's.

Yes. it's insane and it's like, bitch, like, you know, I was just like, why even do it? Yeah.

I, like, I could, at my most sexually, sexually, sexually, sexual like, he's having a stroke.

At my most horny, I, I could not imagine someone fucking a hundred of me. That is so just. Fucking 100. What are you saying? You getting plowed a hundred times? No,

like me fuck, like a girl fucking 100 of me. You know, like me having sex with like, Like 100 of me having accepted someone. That's what I'm saying. Why would you even imagine that? That's not a fucking thing that could ever happen.

But the idea is 100 people, like a girl fucking 100 people is like, dude, that's crazy to think that. But that's crazy in it of itself. Why'd you make it 100 clothes of you? Because of the fact that what I'm saying, what I'm saying is that what I'm saying is like, I don't think I'm like a sexual phenomenon. But these guys probably are like 100 sexually prepared fellas. The worst part of it was why the only interesting. part about this was this chick is really fucking stupid. So first of all,

she didn't even know that it's possible that you can get HIV or through oral sex. She was just like, like the guy, so they didn't even do a lot of vetting. They didn't vet them? They did some. Basically, the people who had like test or recent tests would get front

in the line, but it wasn't a requirement first and foremost. Insanity. What are you doing? Criminal record stuff, not necessarily a requirement. So basically the people who could prove themselves had front of the line shit, but she wanted some real average people as well. And so the interview guy, this was like in UK, the guy was like, don't you worried about like contracting HIV because, you know, they can like, they can bust in your mouth or whatever, stuff like that. And she was like,

getting HIV through Spunk. Like, is that even a thing? Like, you know, like, how would, like she, like, she, like, she didn't think, you know, obviously it's. Well, clearly she didn't think. It's, it is highly unlikely. Likely that you will get HIV through oral sex, but it is fucking positive. It's not a zero percent chance. Especially if you're going numbers like the, um, so, dude, stupid as fuck. And then it was, it was a bad experience because completely obviously underprepared. They were underprepared.

Some people went on too long. Everybody was supposed to have five minutes. And then some people went on too long. She didn't get breaks exactly the time she wanted to get. So there was just like, look, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. No one's scheduling that time. She's a fucking idiot because like, there are.

Did she get sick or anything? Does she contract anything? I don't think so. But like, she was very upset. And I don't know if I believe this part. They showed a guy that interviewed after the fact. And he, they blurred him out,

but he was traumatized. And I'm like, what happened to him? He was like shaking, giving this interview. And I was like, did somebody rape him at the fuck? Some of it was fucking.

And one guy was like, I'm done waiting. I will fuck her through you. I'm getting there. Because I was like, if you're there, you know what's going to happen. I think you do. I actually don't think.

I think you're right. I think there's a lot of people. I think there's a lot of people who thought in their heads, man, that sounds great. And then they go and then they're in it. And then they're too meek to speak up and be like, actually this isn't my thing anymore.

They're just too like, I'm here now. And like, I have to do this and they don't want to do it. I have been there way more times than I'm willing to do it. There's a hundred people. So you have to figure like, dude,

not all 100. Because you have to realize. Two, if you're confident, if you're a confident guy, you're not going to this thing. You know? Like, you don't need this. You're going for a, uh, you are a sex addict. Right. Or, uh, this is like, say a milestone.

I've never done anything that like you're one of those weird people. Like, I've never done anything that's crazy before. I want to add this notch to my belt. It would break my heart seeing a woman getting fucked by that many people. It would make me like feel sad. I'd be like, oh, poor soul. Here's the thing. Here's the thing.

I don't know. And it's not even wrong to do that, right? It would just, it's not. It's not morally wrong. There's nothing wrong. I think it's not. It's not like a person's really built to handle that. That's what I'm saying.

That's what my brain is. But like, that is definitely the vagina is going to get absolutely distra. That is what my brain is saying. That's going to be like what, like a least like a week's worth of recovery. Like I'm able to fuck again. Like that's why my argument came from within it's like,

I'm no sexual fucking leopard prowess creature. but I could fucking a hundred people like if I was there if it was like 10 of me that poor girl's in trouble already if it was just 10 people like me I'd assume but it my most like diabolically like I gotta fuck something now like on three of I agra I'm going bananas you know but imagine a hundred people that is damage to you I'm serving like I imagine she's uh I imagine she's at least somewhat seasoned you know to where to even must be to even bother to a to a hundred yeah you can't be like I've had sex three times yeah and let's jump to this pretty season so like I just think the way because if everything would have went swimmingly if

everything would have been great I think she would have been like that fucking ruled right it just her dumb ass not planning things out meticulously which obviously you have to in a situation like that was it was 50 50 it's either going to be good or bad you know what I'm saying like most I would say actually let's say 30 70 it's gonna be good yeah yeah I would I would say dude I don't know I think everybody involved in this story is fucking stupid stupid like I think The hundred guys you lined up for this are freaks. This woman's insane. Being in a room full of 100 guys, they're probably all naked and jacking off, you know, like getting ready.

Or getting fluffed by. No. They probably didn't have that. I don't think they had it, yeah. I'm sure they were on their own. They had to pop their own pills and they just had to jack off. First of all, I'm not, I'm not, dude, I don't want to be in a room with other guys with. Hard dicks.

And also hearing them, like, that's my. That's my big thing. I don't like hearing dudes moan. That shit turns me off so fast. Well, the thing about it too. That shit bothers me pretty quickly. That is a propellant. Like, there's just, yeah.

I think it's people, a lot of, a lot of, I've experienced. Repellent? Sorry. I said propellants. What the fuck is that? I thought I said, you the fuck out of the room. I mean, yeah. Yeah.

What the thing is to me is like, I've been situations where I'm like, oh, yeah, I'm going to go do this. This sounds like a good idea. And then I go do it and I'm like, I probably shouldn't have done that. That's happened to me a lot of times, not a lot of times, but like, a handful of situations? Yeah, 100%. I talked about one of them already.

Yeah. Oh, right, right, right. But I'm just like, I just, I. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just not, not that one, but sort of, I know. Two of them, I guess. Okay, so a couple of them then, yeah. But it's like, I just, you got to, sometimes you got to just be like, you know what?

I'll just go beat my dick. Maybe I'll just, maybe I'll just go do this. My situations weren't crazy. It was just like, like, one of, of my girl was, I should have known better. It was just, oh, she was, uh, she, she worked on the show on Netflix, so she was on set for like fucking 12 hours. Right.

And then so she was like, hey, uh, can I come over? And I'm like, you're fucking, like, you want to go home first? Maybe shower. You know, like you literally were working all day. The shower off at the house, I guess. Should have. She didn't have, she like, she didn't have a change. It wasn't like that.

It wasn't like, oh, you know, it was like, it was just, uh, if he's coming over the, if if a girl's come over to fuck me, you know, like, I definitely like, if, if I, I definitely like, It was just more of like I'm bring clothes. No, no, bring clothes. Like you took a shower and chilling my shit, you know. If you would have like thought ahead in that way, that would have been great, you know, like. But it's one of those things you also don't want to be fucking rude and be like, hey, bitch, I need you to shower. Because at a certain point that could ruin the mood where, you know, it was one of those things where I'm just like, all right, whatever.

But you want to hop in the shower with me? I don't like. Want to have a shower by yourself? In a. It's like. I've said that before. You want to hop in the shower by yourself? That's crazy.

The implication is just like, oh, wow, okay. But yeah, I mean, I wish I was more of a dick like that. Well, I guess retroactively, it doesn't matter anymore. But back then if I was more like- Yeah, those moments, I wish I was more assertive moments where I was- It doesn't matter. You know, it's like, take a shower, you stupid, bitch, you stink. You stupid fucking water.

You should be able to say that, like, and not feel like I'm going to hurt this girl's feelings because that's a really sensitive subject or whatever. Yeah, yeah. But that was like, I got to be more assertive sometimes. Like, I hollowed out the bottom of my shower, uh, my, my bathtub and have it had like a trapdoor with like spike pits for people who like stunk. That is. So they're showering and then they,

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with a new Sonic movie? Yeah, is it out? Oh, I don't know. I saw people. I might have been like an early preview or something. I'm going to watch it probably, but.

I don't give a fuck. I have no idea. I didn't watch second one yet. I'm gonna watch second one. Yeah, I only saw the first one. I actually don't remember if I finished it. I think I did. You probably did and it probably just was not memorable.

Yeah. Because I didn't. They're not bad, but they're not like, I just like, oh, I have to watch it. I personally never gave a fuck about Sonica in that way. I like,

I feel like a fucking old guy. Like I'm a, I'm, you know, a millennial in the way that, your late gen. Sonic and Knuckles was it for me. You're an early gen millennial. You're a pro,

Melaniel. You're like, I did play the one in Dreamcast but I also was like I don't like this 3D shit it was just it just kind of

it's not I was not saying it was a little janky but it was like to me the pinnacle of Sonic and Knuckles oh so good so like playing the fucking what was that game

the mania? I don't know that was cool Sonic mania you're asking the wrong media oh yeah yeah yeah

2016 17 that was fucking cool as shit that was like pretty much it was Sonic one two and three pretty much

yeah just all mesh together It was really cool. I love that. Anyway. But yeah, I'm sure the other, like, Sonic Frontier and all that, I say it was probably really good, but I just don't care.

I just, I can't play a Sonic game again. I have love for Sonic. Yeah, you don't want to be autistic anymore. I get it. I like Sonic. I think he's cool.

I just don't, you know. Sween canonically blasting a unicorn child, an unborn. Keep saying unicorn. He said unicorn. Blasting an unborn child in Caribbean. I don't know.

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Anchorman is funnier than that. It's funnier with the sound, to be honest. He's not feeling well. He's not feeling well. He's jacking. The announcer kind of makes that clip, to be honest. Heath Smoker going is off to Vegas. She parked her on my Peter with great power and

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over a year and they were like already like really anti it already. They were like, you can't have had black on it. I'm like, fuck it. Yeah. To me I'm like, don't matter. I've, I've had YouTube back when it was YouTube red. You know? Yeah, me too. What a terrible name. Man, crazy. I was like

how to fuck did how sheltered are you? Yeah. Like, for real. It's just so dumb. So crazy. Not one person said anything. Not. Well, the thing is, it's just like, nobody wants to be the one. It's like, doesn't that sound a little bit like Red Tube, the porn side that I use all the time?

It's just backwards, essentially. It's YouTube Red, but I want a Red Tube You. Yeah. Red Tube. Red Tube. I've been on it in a while. Yeah, I've, that's like. It's been well over 10 years for me. Yeah.

Probably near him. Yeah. I go to, like, I've gone to Red Tube maybe to like, if all the links are down. And I'm like, maybe. Maybe red tube. Maybe there's a hell merry here. Red tube, there was a, there was another one. The idea is scoff.

Oh, there used to be you porn. You porn. There's X, X, X, X, video. There's all like, you porn. It's all, YouTube. YouTube. You porn. Red tube.

Tube, you. There's, there's obviously porn hub, the classic. There's red tube, you porn. X video. X. Hamster. It was another one. X.

Hamster. Ex hamster. Oh my God, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I think those are all the ones that have. There's one more. And there's Spank bang. That was like the one I had. That was like my.

Spank bang. Spank bang. That was my personal special trove. That's why I saw Dragon Ball Super Dragon Ball Z Broly a day after it came out on there. I was going to beat off and I was like, oh shit. Broly's on here. The one that was the whole movie. The one that looks funny is his X and XXX.

Yeah. Because it's just blue. Yeah. Like it's, it looks insane. It's X video, but it's blue. Is this? X. X and X X X X I think is what it's called I'm not super sure

X in X X X X X and X and X and X and and Google suggestions I don't know what the second thing is but the first one says mom and son I can just say it says mom and son Oh okay weird I I sure what does that say Look God bless I have no idea What the fuck? Is that like a porn star maybe maybe?

I wonder. I'm a tieb on. That site looks really funny. Like, because it looks, it looks, but it looks blue in the same way

that like, I don't even know. It feels like an old... It's blue like Sonic's blue. It's just weird branding. It's just weird site design. Anyway,

uh, Oh yeah, I see it. It's very funny looking. Uh, got a two month free... Okay, yeah. Hope the 10 grand was worth it, you burger flipping.

Epsilon. Piece of shit faggot. Did they get the money? I thought they didn't. I, I don't know if they got, like, I wouldn't it supposed to get, like, maybe they just got 10 instead of 60.

All right, all right, we don't kill us. Yeah, don't get. Fuck that. God damn it. Oh, and I pan on me. Yeah, accidentally. I was fine,

probably, whatever. Well, that's crazy. He really, they stitched and they were like, I'm going to get money for it. There we go. Tube 8.

Oh, tube eight. Yeah, because I remember, I was like, there's another tube. Yeah, I forgot about tube.

I put in tube porn. And then it, it did. I remember, to me. It's just an eight ball, right? I think so. Those cylinders are really going at it. I love two porn.

You know what I haven't been on in literally 10 years? EFucked. It's been a long time. I'm never going back to EFuck. I think I'm done. It's so funny to me back in the day. To me, like the content on EFact would update so slowly that like I got into a normal habit of waiting years.

I was curious. That's why at a certain point I just never went back and was like, fuck, it's been too long. I literally, it's been 10 years. Or like, it was 2014 and 2015. I remember I was living in my friends. I was the last time I went on. And I haven't been on since.

And I'm like, you can't go fuck that. I mean, I think it's still all archive, but still. I, you're going to go back that fucking far. I saw a woman get slapped in the face with a dick, sorry. It busted it up and knocked out one of her teeth. And I was like, what the? Was he crashed bandicoot spinning? He just, he had like a baseball bat like dick.

And it just, but that only matters in so much as how quickly you're swinging it. He did the ring back and pop. She must have had a loose-ass tooth from the meth or something. There's clearly more lore previous. No one would have dig like that's walking around healthy. Yeah, all right. You know what I find interesting about that website. There was this like giggly girls,

this giggly girl Star Wars, whatever. She was in a fucking, what do you call those things with the holes? The people, they stood their dicks with them. Gloryhole. I couldn't remember. I remember. I was like, the thing's in the hole.

She was in the glory hole and she was just like the gigglyest girl in porn or something like that. And like I was watching it. And it wasn't necessarily funny, but it was interesting, but it made me realize this is so much better than like, like, because you know,

I said I hate dudes and hearing them and shit. And then this basically eliminates them. And I was like, this is kind of cool, actually. I was like, I think I found something that I can actually work with. I found my four.

I felt like, I think this works. These chicks can like fucking back up on it and shit. And like the guys. guys gone. You gotta start doing glory holes, you gotta start doing glory holes. I guess I should. I should really specialize glory holes from that one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, hey, shout out. Anybody know any gloriaals? Yeah. Yeah. Gloria's in general area. Give me a should be eight, bro. Come to George Lucas's glory hole emporium. Dude, we've got, we've got all. Emporium. If he had

there's holes and walls, I would totally go. I just, I have to see what it's about. It's just a building that's falling apart. It's got a bunch of drugs. It's going to be like fucking like C3PO dicks or something at least. A bunch of drug-addled people making fucking Star Wars quotes of the sucking your day. Come on down. Come on down. Do you see that photo of him like eating, uh, he's like eating, uh, he's like eating

Pente Express? He's like, he's, he's at like, I think it's like a time place or something. He's at a food court. Yeah. This billionaire. That must be a crazy experience to be in a room like that because it's like, everybody in that room knows the thing that he made. Yeah.

Like everybody. But none of them know that that's him. That's very true It's fucking interesting That's very true I would love to torture This would be really cool I'd be really cool

Like okay so um Can you say you would love to torture George Lucas That's what literally sounded Like you said I would love to talk to him That's why I thought I would love to talk to him

That'd be interesting for sure I mean it would be cool to sit I mean clearly He doesn't mind being bothered If he does stuff like that Right You know Because like there's no

If I was that fucking famous There's that clip of him walking In the background of that documentary Too you remember that? No It was like it was a completely unrelated documentary And just like in the background,

George Lucas is walking into like a building. Like actually, he's just such a normal guy. I would love to ask him what his trilogy was, sequel to truly was going to look like. I would love to talk to him about that. And then torture him if he doesn't tell you? I wouldn't torture him.

I would just be like, you should tell me. It was going to be child Yoda. I was going to make a child Yoda trilogy. His name was going to be Chiota. He was just going to be called. It was simply going to be called Kid Yoda. And it was going to be his adventures in Degabas

as a little young. He wasn't in Degabas as a young kid. Yeah, he was. He was as a child. He left to do political things and then he came back when he was old. Shut up, shut up, shut up. He wanted to die.

He wanted to, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up. Shut up, Matt, shut up, shut up. Shut up, me. You. I would watch Kid Yoda, the trilogy. I would, I would. I would. I would.

I would. I would. I would. I would. I would. I'm at the point where I want media that's just going to upset people. Yeah. Like, specifically.

Obsertist media is funny, dude. It's what is, it's going to be. It's going to be woke Yoda. Yes. That's what some devs are doing now. Pregnant. You cannot. You cannot convince me.

That's awesome. You can't convince me that intergalactic is not a fuck you to like those people, man. What do you mean? Oh, the non-dog game? Yeah, the main character. I just... Probably. I, you can't...

You know what's crazy? Her actual actor is bad as fuck. She's beautiful. Yeah. She's fucking a dime piece. And the way, the design. People's reaction when it's crazy. I really, I really don't think she even looks that bad, really.

I don't think she looks. There are definitely some trailers where I like the, like, like, Fable when that was first show. They really botched that kind of. But it was an early trailer, whatever. Like, I actually think she looks pretty okay. Like, I don't really see the problem. I'm not, so we're not weird.

We're not like, we're not fucking freaks, right? Let's be real. We're weird. I should take that back. We're weird, but we're not freaks. I just think the design, just object. objectively the way I'm looking. I'm like, oh, this is going to really upset them.

They obviously know that. So I feel like it's more of a, and I'm actually at the point, I'm at the point where I'm like, I didn't want to hear it. I was like, oh, God, I want to hear these people chirp. But at a certain point, there's a part of me. I'm like, yeah, just go. That's why I said GTA six. Just make it literally so woke that it's damn.

They were already so mad. Druckman. They're already so mad that it's like a Latino fucking people and it's a fucking. Yeah. And it's a woman. For the first time. That's the thing that bothers people more. Yeah.

This is weird. They finally put a woman in here. It's so woke and so the times. Western gaming. There's so many guys already. Like, who cares? I was like... Also, the thing to me is like...

I don't care at all. Well, the thing to me is just like, imagine you're a woman who plays games, right? And you've been playing games forever, playing as like male characters. And that's fine. Yeah. Right? It's not a problem to do that. So then like the second it's the opposite for just a little while, it's like...

Can I tell you? How fragile are you? That's not what it is. Right. It is. It's the fear of replacement bullshit. Well, they got fed that fuck shit

and now they really believe it. Well, I, you know what? It's gonna happen. It's gonna happen, but like also shut the fuck up. It's life. I think it's tourists.

I think it's people pretending to be in this hobby for money. 100% because, dude, we had, this isn't new, man. We've had women in video games

for fucking ages. Yeah, but now they're like unattractive ones and I can't like, I'm fooling character. If I can't jack my cock to it, think about, think about,

if they chose, so it was intergalactic and they chose a model of, uh, so let's say they didn't know who Sigourney Weaver is. But like, they would be like, oh, who's this ugly bitch? Sogorne Weaver would be cooked. Yeah. If she was like, one thousand

Those games came out now. They would be like, uh, and they like to pretend like they wouldn't do that shit. They would. They totally would. Dude, if Mirror's Edge, if Mirage's Edge came out, I'd be like, oh, a fucking woman. If two be, if can, action get it with the fuck. B, if 2B wasn't a fucking clearly mad after a porn actress, they'd be like, I fucking

hate near automata. This game's so dumb. It's like, yeah. Of course you do. Of course you do. They're such fucking cowards, man. It's predictable too. That's what's a shame.

Like, I remember streaming the game awards. The Siri thing drove me insane. The Siri thing was crazy because the Siri thing is specifically insane because she's pretty. So like I don't, I really don't. So that didn't, I will say, I didn't predict that angle. I thought people were going to be more upset like, oh, it's a woke witcher because they made a female fucking witcher. I under know because to find her unattractive or like particularly unattractive to the point to point it out was so beyond impossible to me.

I actually remember thinking like, oh, they actually like she's pretty attractive in this, you know, like noticeably. To me, she just looked thicker like she's stronger and older and older and well, definitely older. Yeah. But also like I feel like if you're going to be fucking up monsters. She's not hot anymore. She's not hot anymore. What the fuck? That's what I saw somebody say she looked like a grandma. I was like, whose fucking grandma

looks like that? Bring her to me now. Yeah. Find her grandma. That was like Peter Parker to do. The fucking grandma Dandand or something.

It was like fucking Aunt May in the new fucking ones where I'm like, hey. Yeah. That ain't our

Aunt May. That's not. You're not a fuck good on me too. But still, I'd fuck all of them. But so. My aunt May

looks like a topographical map of the Adirondacks. Jackpot. Yeah, dude, I'm so glad So I watched that thing all by myself I missed it since I was late to the party So I didn't see any discourse or anything Until way after

So I watched the Witcher trailer And my objective normal thoughts I actually didn't I literally for some reason Didn't see that there was gonna be a problem at all When I watched that trailer It looked cool I was like oh it's really cool

I'm excited to see what the game plays like Yeah, you're normal Yeah, I didn't even So what you're saying about the ugly one yet Of course that was not even But even in my prep. I thought she was hot I think I smashed that When she took her shit off I was like oh it was good

Even in my prep understanding how stupid People are that they would react negatively to it I did never would I have thought like She's too unattractive even the still image That they use to say like look at what they did It's like she's not I was like bro you guys could not pull this girl Even if like I'm like you

Yeah, their wives or girlfriends or whatever they end up with are going to look 15 times worse than Siri does in this trailer. There's no fucking way. Undoubtedly. Do you see a Sydney Sweeney is playing a role for some movie where she looks like not ultra hot, right? And then they had a picture of her like in a bikini or something looking a little unflattering. Yeah. And then just a sea of people shitting on her. And I'm like, this is this isn't.

I was like, these are the same people. These are the exact same people that are saying Siri looks ugly. I'm like, you guys. Well, people have always been dumb about that. stuff too. Like they have. Because I, I see this all the time

where it's just like, oh my God, she's, I can't believe she looks fucking normal. It's a fucking lie. How lame. But then it's the same thing.

Like every time a celebrity couple breaks up or something, it's like, oh, I can't believe she ever got with this guy. And it's just Sabrina Carpenter in her perfect, like,

most made up, most like perfect. And then just a guy. And it's just like, the guy that was, that's Joker technically. Yeah. And so like you have to,

what, He cheated on her, which is crazy. It's always weird. It's like fucking Beyonce getting cheated on. Like by that fucking mutant. Fucking black draugger. But that's what I'm talking about. Beyonce, first of all, black drager is fucking insane.

I've never heard of call that before. Like a drogger at all. But I understand the representatives. I understand. But that's the thing too. But that's the thing. It's like Beyonce and Sabrina Carpenter look normal. They're not.

normal looking people. They're not like there's not, they're not exceptional. Like they put makeup on and they dress like in million dollar clothes. And then they're put next to like normal people. It's like, oh, I can't believe.

I can't believe this person had the nerve to cheat on that person. It's like, what the fuck are you talking? Are you stupid? There's the prestige. For me is the relevant, obviously. I'm not for prestige.

It's like you're dumb for doing that. Yeah. Oh, well, you're done for doing it in general. But like, you're done for doing it in general. You're done for doing in general.

But the, the, the, the conversation is always, He's like, he looks normal and she looks fucking perfect. He's like, I got news for you. They don't understand. It's one of the reasons why, like, say, men, when men look stunningly handsome, you'll

celebrate them more because it's very little makeup or something on it. Right. Then, like, say, like, there's a lot of women that are just as beautiful as a really handsome man, but women usually always have makeup on so you can't really get to see that that often. Right. I agree. I think, I think, especially in modern time, I think that was the thing prior, probably a little before.

Maybe putting on makeup out the fucking ass. Male movie stars like that, like male attractive people. They put on fucking, they, well, of course the, of course.

Once upon the time, it was much less so, but now they fucking, they put some of them, a lot of them doing shit on. There's a lot of brush, but stuff like, look,

there's, I think, there's also a lot of things that people don't understand about like what makes someone even attractive in the first place where one of the reasons

I say like, Sydney, sweet, one of the reasons why people like her so much, not just because, oh, big tits and everything,

but also there's a, if you were using sliders and like and you were creating a character, she has a, like her symmetry is really good. Like so her eyes aren't too far apart. They're not too close together. She doesn't have a bulbusing fucking,

you know how people have like something unique about them? Right. Like my forehead actually has like, there's things unique about me, but somebody's making a slider. They're making everything just very symmetrical and nothing's protruding too much. And people value that as like,

oh, that's beautiful. And so if you look at her, start your face and see like she's a very pretty person. And then now we put her on a pedestal because she's famous. Right. And she has big tits. And so now you see everything together. Now people act like she's kind of like a goddess.

And she also, and there's the makeup on top of that. And there's the hair dressing and the makeup and the expensive clothing. The money. Yeah, the money. So it's like you have all these things that dress it up. But like there are regular people out there that are very symmetrical in that way. Their symmetry is just as good.

Maybe their makeup is in this precise. But the real thing is they're not famous. Like so people are getting. weird and I didn't know people cared about Syria this much, to be honest. The way that they're reacting. Exactly. I'm being facetious. Like I don't. And the people that like I play Witcher and stuff like, you play

Witcher and then you're disrespecting the fucking linchpin of the series. All of Witcher is based on Siri literally the whole story. I think they just like Is that actually true? It's the whole you played as a gerald, but I think the original books aren't though. I think I'm pretty sure they are. I'm pretty sure everything. Well, that's

that doesn't need to be true is what I'm saying like even if the books weren't based on that's true what the game clearly is the game was clearly building that up anyway people explored was the games more than the books yeah nobody of course, niggas can't read look

I didn't all due respect is there even like I only saw them in Polish I didn't even fucking I didn't know those books I'm sure they've been translated as a reason but you're not reading the vast majority of American people that are bad guy from Nebraska's bad about it You can't even understand why the sun comes up and down, bitch.

Like, you're not mad about what we're going to fucking this. Like, what are you talking about, dude? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You think the seasons come because the gods get mad at you. Like, shut the fuck up, dude. Like, it blows my mind. Yeah, this is a bunch of fake gamers. You're right.

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now they're back okay welcome back let's go let's go let's go best wishes yeah congrats snark boys come to Tijuana I'll show you around no Sweeney flosses with his own piss I'm just here so I don't get killed did you hear about

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Louis. That's so stupid. Can you name your kid Walaigi? Is that a bad thing? Yeah, it would be bad. It would be bad. That kid would be bullied relentlessly. What if he's like a nefarious kid?

Like he's like, What's going to be one? You're condemning him to a life of, of notoriety in that sense. Like, he'll be a demon. Like, Wai Luigi, I understand a life you're going to live now, right? We have to make you strong. We have to turn you into a weapon.

As soon as I name Waluigi, he's like, a little fake mustache appears, and he gets that. One day, I'd be frightened. I'd kill that kid. I'm like, let's go. One day in the middle of the street, I saw a wheelchair with a bit of blood and a cold.

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of old series And studios Getting new entries At the TGA's And shit was crazy. It was cool. New Turok, new Okami. This might be the start of the wave, man.

It's going to be cool, man. Let's go. Next year's looking cool, man. I feel like this year people are like, oh, there's no games this year. And I really feel like people only say that because there's no obvious winner. Like last year it was like obvious that Ballets Gate 3 would win. But in some ways, isn't that worse?

Like, isn't that, in some ways, isn't it, doesn't it speak worse for the year if there's no competition at all? Yes and no. Yes and no. because there can be great games that come out but there's also like a rising star you're like you can't deny I wouldn't say there was no competition last year 2023

game was great I would say Balders Gate had it like there was no part of me that thought I agree but I just thought like but there was people there's games that came out that people really enjoyed like say there were great games Tears of the Kingdom yeah I finally finished it oh nice ending's amazing bro like the best Zelda ending ever experience

Oh really? It's crazy Go to the plane through it right now It's my favorite modern Zelda game for sure Like I it's that game's exceptional I think. It's like I finish it. I just wish you, I can't play it though, man.

That hardware, the hardware. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's so disrespectful in that way, right?

I had to have a doc. I had to have a doc. I was like, I have to play this doc. I have to play this one. I'm just wanting to sit down and relax. Yeah, you like it.

I finished in a fucking 30 frames. 1080p stretched down on a 4K display. Bro, it's fucking. Yeah, isn't it? Yeah. Isn't it crazy?

Isn't it crazy? She took it back into, uh, because like, the, We have a 55 and a 65. And so she had to take it into the room to play on the 55 because it looked way too bad on the 65. Dude, it's rough.

You see my TV. It looks fucking horrible on my television. I can't play that game on a TV. I have to play it handheld. Yeah. Because it looks fucked if it's not. It's so unfortunate. It's really fucking good.

There's a Switch 2 league too of just like what it's going to be. And it's just like, we don't know if it's real or not, but it looks in. It's, I think, here's why I think it's real. There are companies already leaking, like, the form factor because they got access to it. Dbrand, I think, is the one. They have, like, the case for it and everything. So it's like, and it's like, and it's like, all right. It's going to sell a ton.

Of course it is. It's going to be stronger. It's finally going to be as good as a PlayStation 4. It's going to be as good as a PlayStation 4 slim. Yay! Just like, oh, this is. Just, but the, it's going to be. In a time, by the way.

What? PlayStation Slim on Nintendo games. So they could do 60. They could do 60. Maybe. They could. Maybe. I don't care.

It's hard for me to care, especially now. Especially now, when PlayStation and Xbox are both, like, confirmed to be making. That's true. And I think the PlayStation is like, I think Sony's like, yeah, the baseline is PS5 games on portable. We'll see. Which is just like, no. Okay. Well, what that does.

This is this, right? What is this is this? All right. All that does is this makes the steam deck have to make a better concept. Right. That's what makes me happy. Well, not really because Valve really doesn't care.

Well, but by nature of competition, they'll be like, oh, I guess we can make this better. And then we'll get a steam deck that's even fucking crazier because I love that console so much. It's, and I have it modded until the sun comes home.

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right before, right before the shooting, yelling. If they've set that Kennedy free, it'll be the end of all of us. No. I saw Daddy sucking Santa under the missile. Under the mistletoe. Walter White Voice, Jesse. Why did he just eat? I'm not going to do it again.

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All I wants another cartoon Fuck Pupini Bro's dude I heard stupidify for the first time It's so funny It is so fucking funny I can tell because you You brought that out of nowhere

I was funny I have never literally Ever heard anybody reference to stupefite at any point of my life because it's fucking insane

I've been waiting in my whole life with this one and to La Henta in the Barrio is what he says

at one part yeah what why disturbed all the people in the high rise I haven't heard

that song in like it's not what is that about plane so I thought it was about

it does it's it's It's not about anything. I don't think it is. Yeah, I thought it was like something about just saying because the course was like, see, but I don't get it.

Don't you think maybe we can put it on credit. Don't you think it can take control if I don't let it? And I thought it was like, I thought it was about greed or some shit. I don't fucking get it. They're so cringe when you grow up. They're old stuff. I like them what they are,

but like it's really cringe. They have moments where it's like, oh, that's kind of good, but you have to like, you have to, if you're a casual music and joy, you would never you would never try to deep dive into them

because what's the fucking point? The thing for me is like I like the melody. I like what they do melodically but the things they shout over the melodies like just don't like Into the Fire I think is a dope song until you hear them what they're saying.

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a disturbed playlist on Spotify I'm going to make it public Yeah And then I'm going to be like All right people Come back

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This is a dumb ass bitch Hey man's like Who do you That right now? Did he go to that funeral? Is that like And then he was singing that song?

Who, Devon? Devon. Devin. What about Kevin? Oh, no, 11. Devin. He's going to 7-Eleven. He's a big dog.

A big gulp. We have to finish it, guys. I know this is actually getting... Devin, he went to heaven. He died at 7-11 with the boy named Kevin. He was... He was also 7. He was 7.

Oh, my fucking God. Oh my fucking God. Shout out to Kevin, dude. Shout out to Kevin. Kevin at 711. We got to get the fucking out. I saw I saw Daddy Suckin' out of the mistletoe. Walter White Voice Jesse.

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Jack Wade where he plays a guy who can't feel anything. It looks kind of fun It reminds me of nobody, kind of I didn't see any of the trailer Did you see The Boy vs the World? We sort of like that It's like an action movie What are you talking about?

Is he in that too? I thought he said Napoleon versus the world I was like a sequel? Yeah, Napoleon Dynamite No, it's like another action movie It seems like a fun action movie For the sake of being a fun action movie I'm gonna kill the president

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Eat that easily? Uncle Rico's so strong. Eat the food. Eat the food, Mr. President. Eat the food. Uncle Rico, dig your hands and conquer and create an earthquake. Dude,

that scene of him, that scene of him throwing the steak. That scene of him throwing the steak is so fucking hysterical to me. I can't remember. Because he's like trying to prove how well he could throw. And then Napoleon's on his bike. And his Pedro's like on his back.

and then he just, he really just, he really throws a real stake in the John Heater's face at like Mach 10 and it knocks his glasses off and he goes, oh! But it's like a real, it's like a real reaction. It's not like him doing the stupid voice. So stupid. Don, Docerson, oh, you a be good common bounce and be cocking to back in a boot, get a bad po. G'd, uh, Gade six, Pee-P sent my t-shirt submission to snark tank Gmail. Let me know what you guys think. Subject is verily. Nice. Yeah. I think I saw it

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Turning into what? That's fire What is it? That is awesome Is that the email? Yeah. Dude, this is amazing. That is fucking incredible, dude.

This is a shirt. This is a shirt. We're making us a shirt for a shirt. Oh, what reference did he use? I mean, it's, so it's, it's, uh, B-swing. And then that fucking bit about, uh, you getting, yeah, I guess not, but. That's awesome. I love it.

What was it, the RIN fair or something? You're getting. Yeah, the barely. Yeah, the verily. Yeah, the verily. And then. This is crazy good, dude. That is, that is easily.

the best shirt I've ever seen. Very cool. This is crazy good. We're going to put that on tote bags. Stop. You, you, you, did that convince you to put the face on? Is that so good that you like that, that, that, that character needs to be on a shirt? I really think that shit is terrible, but like at the same time, I'm like, this is really good. You think it's gas, dude. It's kind of, there's artistic liberties.

But send me your information. You are absolutely getting paid for this and we're making it a shirt. Thank you so much. It's amazing. You got 75 cents coming your way. You are getting paid for this. 75 cents. Well, it's in perpetuity. So 75 cents every year. So it's a good deal. It's a very good deal.

It's a good deal if you live, I don't know, at least two million years. Don't worry. We'll make sure our estate gets around. What is that? Like $600,000? I don't know. I don't know. I was trying to do the math.

Dude, I was trying to do the math of like how many billions would it be. it was it was trying so it was like okay if how many billions could you have to like what was the number

if you were giving every person on earth a billion dollars oh my god that's inconceivable actually it'd be eight billion times a billion

it'd be such a big number that's like whatever I did that's the thing a timing that by a billion I was like what do you would call this number? A million is already a crazy big number

yeah one million is already a billion is kind of inconceivable actually like truly yeah For sure. So the idea of like 8 billion millions is fucking, that's too much for me. Let's get Neil DeGrasse Tyson on the dinosaur podcast to explain it.

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Just wanted to let you remind you of that. I don't know how to, I can't do the. That was pretty close. It's hard to do it. it's a hard fucking noise to make. That's closer than it should be. I love that noise. It's great.

It's great. I love that it's entirely made up. Yeah. Mebe fishyy. Yeah. One E plus 18. That's the answer? I know exactly how to say that.

I fucking ate that. I forgot what he means and mathematics. Math is so fucking dumb. This is what makes me like, it grounds me and I'm like, I'm stupid. I don't know shit. It's so good. I figured out how to make microphones profitable. Because I would be fucked.

I can't do math. Right. I couldn't be an accountant. Couldn't do it. Numbers, in fact, piss me off. Yeah, it's pretty much as a national number that repeats consistently. Yeah, I don't need the...

I don't need the... I don't need the... I don't need the lore of the number. Gate 6. Okay, Merry Christmas Gaylord's. Me'd be fishy. Jay Leno witnessing 9-11 turning... Jay Leno witnessing 9-11,

turning to the person beside him and saying, you're seeing this? You see? He probably literally did that Are you seeing this? Look at that. That's crazy. That building was there, now it's gone. He should probably run. It's probably run, but I kind of know what I got. Something draws me to the explosion, like it's my fate or something. He's just going towards it.

John Strickland Merck's, he's drawn like a moth. Sir, you have to get out of your building seven's about to come down. I just want to see. I just want to see what I just want to see. Is there a car in there? Is there a car in there? Merck's 1889 Swin Sween takes

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I imagine I imagine it was given to them You know, that's one of those things You were like, hey You're a knighted pezophile Yeah, pezophile I imagine that is

Because like, oh, are you an audiophile? Yeah. So, yeah, I imagine If they name themselves that, they're fucking stupid. That's just the height of stupidity. Sween carries a pharma Pesophiles awesome.

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Again? You think it's no remake. Oh, like a proper remake? Do you think we'll get a Skira remake? Why are they just not revealed the Skyra remake? They don't even do, they don't even do old school six. They give a Skyra remake. Like, come on.

Like, what the fuck? They're working on it. It's been way too long. You know what I think, though, actually, is that I think they're, I do think it's probably the main thing that's happening right now is that they're working on that game. But apparently, because Obsidian is working, they're doing a vow to end Outer Worlds too. And they're both coming out next year, which is crazy.

That's like nuts. But that means Obsidian, they're gone. They're not busy. They're probably going to do fallout, I think. I would imagine. Like, ever since the show, and Bethes is not going to do it because they're working on older schools and they'd be stupid to delay that. That's true.

So, like, I think they're going to get Obsidian to be like, you got to do. That's smart. Yeah. Which, it'd be super smart. Yeah. Why is it still on? That's the fourth time. Just turn it off.

Just put it on, like, sleep. Oh, my God. Literally just, yeah, just that one. One little, and then it's done. Somebody in the audience is like, oh! I thought people loved me. I can definitely impregnate Sweene's tooth gap. Man, it's really...

What is up, man? Let's go. Let's go attention to it. That's the problem. Blake 896. Who do you think you are? I am. Who do you think you are?

I am? All right. Team R. I am? That's it. That's it. That's it. It just stops.

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Oh, is it? I don't go there no more. Sorry about that, bro. Sorry about that, brother. I don't know. Oh, it's actually like someone made Discord great again?

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I'm saying a word it's a word to me at the end of the day. Yeah, it's not wrong with it. But it's like, I just bleep that out, please. No, it's like three hours in. We're not, you gotta, we're at the end.

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we haven't had an update about him. Oh yeah. I know. It's probably comatose like a fucking idiot. You're not. I watch a lot of. You're so stupid. You're choosing to be uncautious.

I watched a lot of Prager U content like just a couple days ago Wait, that came out wrong The YouTube poops Yeah, I just sat and watched hours of his videos It's so insightful What I do is I get real hungry and watch Prager U and don't you

I just sit there hungry absorbing Yeah, if I want to find out what If I want to find out how to end up in the hospital I'll watch some Pringer U, I guess Welcome to Prager U How does he sound welcome welcome. Welcome. I can't be pregnant.

He's impossible to impersonate because there's nothing about him that is. But he's, it's quite easy. It's all you have to do is like he has a stupid, whimsical, like, he sounds like he's intelligent. This would drive me, Matt. This would drive me, Matt. That's my favorite line.

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and rounding out our list as always. Let's go. Yeah. King of haphazard. Yep. Look at you guys. You got a bulky little fucking holiday episode. You got a chunker.

This is as long as a normal one should be. This is way longer. This is what a... Yeah. That one we recorded has to be the extra ammo because this is way too long of an episode. That makes no sense. It does it. But it's also

We can't do that Let's just give them You know what Happy holidays Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Everybody You don't get another

episode ever Yeah Fuck you guys You better keep paying me I'm gonna come in the house Yeah yeah Yeah nobody Drop off

And I'm gonna have Central sex with your father While you're under the bed While they're under the bed I'm gonna put them under the bed Get in your dad Get in here dad Yes sir

Yes sir Kingston That's so Oh, Kingston Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! I'm your dad! It's such a beautiful sight at rhymes. He's just in there in the corner of the room.

It rhymes. I'm doing research for my next film, Kid Yoda. I want to... In action. Oh, son, he's fucking me. This is this is, this is. This is the scene where Kid Yoda's dad, yo dad, goes in, Yo dad.

Turn it off. Turn it off. Bye, everybody. Bye. Merry Christmas. Get fucked.