The Snark Tank - #288: Luigi Charged As A Terrorist?

Episode Date: December 23, 2024

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this the whole my grandpa when he was in the hospital looks horrible and it haunts me. Oh, okay man. Well, welcome to the Star Taked podcast. It's me, Chris. It's him it's him, sweetie. It's him Derek.

I'd like to meet that goat, nigga. Man, man, man, min, min, he's a metal guy. Of course you know that shit. But isn't that like, I feel like that's, yeah, I don't know. I don't care about any of that shit, but I don't care about anything. The fact that it makes people mad is what gives me excited, excited a little bit

that there's some goat thing. What is it? Why is this a subject? Is this in the dues or something? I just like, I just like that symbol. I think it's just funny. Isn't it just like a guy doing this?

Yeah, it's a guy and then it's like has a goat head or like a goat skull, isn't it? I think it's a skull. Not actually, is it a goat or is it a skull? I think it's a goat. Is it a goat? Yeah, because it's the greatest of all time. Why is crazy.

You think, you think, okay, you think if you, if you go blow for blow above me, then you can win. Like,

if you're just like, blow for blow with Baphimette. Yeah, but like no, no demonic power. It's like, oh, square up.

So we're throwing hands. Based off his build, but simply off his build. I'll tear. Dude, I've never seen a buff version of Baphmet. And just made straight off build.

You also probably don't, if you have a goat head means you probably have a goat brain. So you probably can't Fight Well An average Twitter person brain Probably just runs at you

You know like how a goat's do You know how goats like I would just get next to a brick wall I always wonder why they don't In every zombie movie Everybody's like panicking Just go near a window Or go near a brick wall

What do you mean A zombie's gonna run it You move out the way And it slams into the brick wall Turns in a pink mist I don't think Right Holy srat

Either of its body's integrity he's really low or that nickel was moving. So I'm thinking of like, they're never moving fast enough to it. It's usually like maybe like five miles per hour and then they burst into mist. If it's moving fast enough to move and turn into mist, you're not going to be able to react enough to get out the way of it. Before we continue, Patreon.com slash the Snark Tank. Snark Tank got shop. Go over there.

I just say I hate forgetting. Please. Please do it. We need it. We need it. All of all. This is a crazy coincidence. All of our uncles were diagnosed with.

dying. So we need You're going dying right now. Yeah. You got to give me money. All of us. At the same time,

it was crazy. Yeah, we need the uncle money, please. We need uncle money right now. I love exactly one of my uncles enough to care. Yeah.

Exactly one. I love one of my uncles enough to care about that. That's crazy. Yeah. I'm not getting at all. You just not like your family, I guess.

I love some of my family. Some of your family. Yeah. I really, like most of my family actually. I don't. I can't think of many people that I don't like in my family, actually. I love the people that were...

I love my grandma's brothers, so my great uncles, I think they're cool. Except my stupid mom and dad and sister and cousin and uncle and aunt and grandmother. Yeah. I love my grandma and my sister and her kids. I don't give a shit about who you love. Let's go off. I don't give a shit about you, right? You ready to know how I didn't say you, right?

You know what I didn't say I love you, right? Because I don't. Yeah, yeah. When you die, I'm a laugh. Me too, probably. Me too. I definitely think I'll probably laugh. Because I feel like the situation would,

I would never really put myself in a situation that would be particularly obviously. Like, I wouldn't be, I wouldn't go spalunking, you know? Yeah. Or like paragliding or anything like that. I can't feel bad people that die in those situations. I feel like, it's like, like, imagine, imagine while your head's trapped between two fucking rock formations that every few minute. it's a shift an inch closer to each other and you're just like

half your mouths in water and you're like fucking wondering like oh my god my dad told me not to do this A snake like crawled like wanders up through the crack and like through your mouth It wants a few and it's like you're gonna die You know that right and you're like oh snakes to talk like yeah Of course we can talk

I'm only telling you this because you're dead You're never gonna get out of this moment You can't tell anybody so look at me my friends And he gets a bunch of snake friends and looking at you You gotta fucking die you idiot They point at you they have a little hands And shit They inject a little hands

You know, I could let you out, but... I could help you. You won't learn any lessons. I'm not going to call the cops. If I call the cops, you won't learn it anything. You won't learn anything. I could call the cops with my little snake cell phone. I'm not going to you.

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They are sucking them so hard. I'm tired of like, it's so, like, come on people. It's so obvious that they never do anything like that for us. Oh, yeah. And then one little gay assy, fucking, you know, meets his untimely demise. The thing for me is like, he literally, like, he tripped. I mean, essentially.

There's no real footage of the bullet entering it. What muddha. What, like, he just tripped on the street, which happens a lot. Yeah. And then that one bitch, and luckily her charges got dropped because of how fucking dumbass circus bullshit it was. Oh, that's right. The, uh, this was a lady, um, Brianna something.

Yeah, I don't know. in the last week or two where did you see this no I didn't I think she got in trouble because she was like talking to insurance people on the phone she was talking to like one of the phone representatives yeah and then she said they were denying a claim and then she what she say well she just said something like she said the the phrase oh denied to defend the pose like you guys are next and you know not the smartest thing to do no in the given what's been happening but then they took it also seriously there was this like fat gross sheriff

like stereotypical sheriff that I'm like of course this guy's like the sheriff of wherever the fuck they are and they're like we're gonna take those threats rare seriously and he's like drooling and shit there's like Cheetos on his desk they arrested her like they brought her in

they arrested her they were fucking like $100,000 bail and all this shit so what? Yeah and she was just like putting her hands on her like this is she was just like oh my god like I ruined my life this is so crazy It's exactly why she's right, though, by the way. Yeah. That's exactly.

Like, there's no way to, there's no way, there's no better way to justify that feeling of like, oh, yeah, fuck these people. What the fuck? You're going to put this woman in jail for like $100,000 because she's like threatened you over the phone. Frustrated instead of phrase. And fucking, luckily they said they dropped everything because there was a go fund me. And then people said that's going to be refunded. So that's good.

But I think it's like somebody figured it out that. Hey, maybe this is going to lead to maybe more bullshit happening. Add more fools of the fire. Oh, no. I know. Right? Oh, what a shame. Yeah, what a shame.

So they charged him with terrorism. Yeah. Which, look, I understand the textbook definition of terrorism. I understand. I still would argue heavily against it. Me too, but like it's just. I'd argue. Well, because you know they wouldn't, if it would, if it happened to anybody else for the same exact reason,

it wouldn't. Well, exactly. That is exactly it right there. I mean, yeah, but like, the Ku Klutz clan is in a terrorist group. They're not? No. What are they?

Like, they are. They are. No, but they're not. No, but what are they class? It was like a charity? I don't know. A fucking radical, a slightly radicalized group.

Even though that is literally like they're just, Radical Larper's. I think that's their official titles. Yeah. Yeah. You know, like, they're like, like, actual terrorism. Like, that is like textbook.

like domestic terrorism. Like if you define what the word means, they are actually terrorists. Right. I wouldn't have a problem with it if it was consistent. If it was consistently applied, it's like, sure, yeah, okay. But it's not. And so like, fuck you. Well, it's just, it's just that's not terrorism. Particularly the way that we, like, I don't think it's text. Particularly the way that we like, regardless of what it says in the textbook, the way that we, like said, the way that we, like said, the way that we perceive it.

Because that's what me, that's what words are. Right. Exactly. Right. And so I'm like, I'm sorry. This guy, what were his demands? I think he was just mad and then killed somebody. That's not, that's everybody else that kills people and they're going to jail. So it's like. And there's always a vaguely political reasoning behind every single crime. There is. Like it's political is a very, let is a very wide spectrum like when you're using the word politics. And so that's not just fucking dudes and suits or whatever the fuck, whatever people are thinking in their brains. But that is so, yeah, it's. I saw, I literally just saw this on the way back. I pulled up my phone and I saw the terrorism thing. It was a sign. It was like, cause I was like, oh, charged terrorism. It's ridiculous.

Or something. And then XQC was like, I had to pull this up on Google. There's a Google. Look at what it sits on Google. And I'm like, why is this guy? Why is XQC trying to? A Canadian. A Canadian?

Just a dumb moron to that. fucking Canadian methodic detrulled I'll get this motherfucker out of here Isn't he like a gambling streamer or something? I hope he loses everything today But I'm just like Why is he like I feel the need to get involved in

American politics like like I hate how badly informed Canadians are about American politics They never have the right to be fair I'm also They never do I'm really stupid about Canadian politics I don't know anything about it

That's why I shut the fuck up about it Exactly exactly that Those people... Trudeau's been in power for like nine years. Those are maple syrup. I don't understand how that works. I heard him cause somebody F word on a video. That's crazy.

Really? Somebody went up to him and said, look at this. Look at this F word. And he ran off. And I was like, this guy is so funny, but I know for the wrong reasons.

I like him now. Wait, is that real? It had to have been edited, I think. But I'm like, this is... Like, it doesn't seem edited, but like, I can't believe he would say that. But also, he's worn blackface more times than I have, you know? That is true.

So it's like... I do like, well, I mean, yeah. I guess. It is, that is an easy bar to clear if you've done it one time. Or are you implying that you've done blackface many times and he's done many more? Are you inherently doing black things? I think that's the thing. Is that the, is that?

I think that's kind of the part of the joke why it was like, it's ridiculous. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm a white man a whole time. I've just been choosing to be fucking have a disadvantage. Yeah. It's casual. I mean, there's a lot of. There's a lot of people who like to do things on hard mode

You know? Yeah From software is so popular Yeah don't be black if you don't have to be I don't know I would say that That would be crazy If you found out of that every black person

Is this a white person playing like a From soft game with life That's just like Oh we're actually just like playing on hard more Because there's challenge It's skill based They should The stats don't balance out I mean that's that is the height of privilege

Because I imagine there would be a lot of white people That are bored as shit And they'd be like you know what Let's be black for them Yeah, I'm hard mode. And then all of a sudden they just turn black, hair, brim, and then I was in, like, gosh, here we go. It's like the fucking, the asylum demon just immediately.

It just pops in it. The what? The asylum demon. The first, well, it's the first boss that you're not supposed to beat right away when you run into it in Dark Souls. Oh, the first one? Yeah, so you go through the door and then that fat motherfucker, bam. The chubby demon with the mace, right?

Yeah. And you can't, I mean, you can beat them, but you're just supposed to run through. go get like some more gear and then go and then fight it later. I played very little of Dark Souls one. Oh, yeah. I just, it's, it's so special to me. I hope SEC opens a stove one day and it just, it's nothing but radiation just pours on him.

Like, I hope he gets, and I hope he, or like bowling, he does like a sonic fucking like somersault into it. And then he's insane. The mechanics of that have always been treating me. Yeah. How's it work?

How's it work? Because they thought about, like, we need to have some. There needs to be like physics here, but none of it makes sense. It's like if he spins really fast in one location, then he's zoom. I think what happens is that he can, he can, he's curling up into a ball so many times that he's creating a lot of torque and then he goes. Yeah, that makes sense. You just solved the mystery actually. Yeah.

I have no more questions about Sonic. There you go. That's how he came. That's why he has shoes on it. Like that he can talk. Yeah, that's exactly why. I feel like Sonic is way. Is Sonic a terrorist?

Absolutely. He's having a terrorist of time. I think most characters, most protagonists are probably terrorists. It kind of are. By the definition that like, you know, by the textbook definition, I would imagine. Yeah. They kind of, yeah, because I mean, that's how we've always, the way that, because it is technically true, right?

somebody who's like a rebel resistance fighter right a freedom fighter they're technically a terrorist he technically are but they're terrorists in the definition the definitionary sense and also to the aspect of the people that are in control

they're like you're terrorizing our nation our government it's yeah it's all perspective it's like it's like playing a fucking hero shooter and you're like that tank is harassing us fuck that tank and then on their team they're like damn this guys do it a great job we love this guy MVP that's why do you remember remember um this was like what

2012 maybe uh christ Christopher drer uh yeah that was the guy that was in that cabin that got fucking nukeed right oh yeah that they fucking turned to the cabin and a mountain as well too yeah the cop that cop that went rogue and now to be fair he killed some people that he shouldn't have i think um or at least if i'm not mistaken he killed a cop in their family so he killed like and the thing is yeah there was i think there was like yeah a wife or a girlfriend or something

And he was, he basically wasn't like, meticulously. Wanted violence. Yeah, he had like, oh, targets because he's like, oh, this, it's all corrupt and shit. I'm like, well, yeah, duh, dude, but you can't go after the cops that way, bro. The whole story is really fucking crazy. Because he goes to the military. Are you talking about it? Darner.

Okay. He goes to the military. He stays there for like five or six years. He comes back and he's like, the way we treat people over there is the way they treat people of color here. Like, it's relatively. the same way it is that we try to act like it isn't. Yeah. And then he just got

but you know what's crazy? That happens a lot to a lot of black men particularly that go into Missouri and come out of it. They come back warped. Well, most people come back warped for war. It's literally in the word. Warped. Crash bandit. War. It's just post-war crash just holding.

You know what I mean? With a guy that his face like messed up with the shell-shock and he's like I don't know what you said there You never saw the meme with a guy Like the dude from the military He has like the fucking helmet on And it's like the background And he looks like fucking bullet

Oh yeah It's the guy and then they put the helmet on it It's the idea of fucking crashing like that Yeah Yeah but he goes It's his shit is wild His manifesto's fucking crazy too It's yeah that was a

It was hard to like I do like that Absorb I was like ugh I do like that There's always like in There's like always a pull to like I got a

write something. You know what I mean? Yeah. There's always a manifesto. Like people are always like, people can't accept that some people just might be like, I just want to do it. And there always has to be looking like, even though there was another school shooting, go figure, Wisconsin.

And they were just like, oh, we found a manifest. Like it just at a certain point where I'm like, I understand why some people think this shit's fake, you right? Some crazy, dumb assholes that are all conspiratorial. The one people that would listen to Alex Jones. Right. Because like... They all write something?

Yeah, it's so cookie cutter that it's so easy to convince somebody this is fake, but it's like, well, no, people are unoriginal. They're... Yeah, they're copycat. Yeah. It's like, oh, this is what I have to do. I better write something. Yeah, those people do it. I would love to see somebody write something.

And at the end, it's just like, I don't know what I made all this up. Yeah, like... I really like... I really like Pal World. Do you remember that? I want that to be the last word of manifest. Shut off the put a bit by. Did the guy?

Did the guy that... said subscribe to PewDie Pie, did he have a manifesto? I feel like that was just his... No, I think he just died and exploded or something. What did they do that? I don't remember. I think he was the synagogue one.

Yeah, I don't remember. Actually, I literally don't remember. There's too many. There's too many. There's literally too many. But yeah. Oh, by the way, if anybody hasn't played it yet,

Christopher Dornner's last stand. It's a pretty good Doom mod. that's great i forgot about that entirely the war does it end in a cabin yeah so it's in the cabin so you're basically your last stand is in the cabin oh i see so it's like it's like uh world at war zombies kind of the only problem with it is that there's that inward song that by the the the the group gangster rap or i don't know if it's a rapper but you know the song it's just a bunch of inwards you know nigger niggie niggin nigga niggia i'm 100% it's just yeah it's just that blu you got to

go into the cabin and like or uh you got to turn off the settings or something but it's because i'm like it it's funny but it also kind of dampens the uh it kind of dampens the experience a little bit because you're like is this like directed towards him is this like is definitely towards him you know what i mean definitely a racist made that that's what it's like no one no one but it's like but do i usually racist like really respect cops and you're just blasting cops that's all you're doing but the idea is that I feel like there are a lot of races who probably don't. We probably just don't hear from them. No, you're actually right.

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Yeah yeah yeah fuck that Have an infrastructure to support system to fight back and it's like not you're just gonna go after the fucking The toothless guy in a fucking minivan with 14 pounds of meth where the car is leaning to one side is like that looks pretty fucking suspicious That's what radicalized me, bro. There was, it's funny that a... There's so much meth in a car, too, it's scraping. I mean, I painted a good picture there. I'm sure that's facts, too.

Yeah, yeah. That's, that's normal. In those regions. It's more meth than car, bro. That car's moving like a waterbed. That's efficient, though. Like, you're like, fuck, I can't carry any more meth, so you start replacing the parts with meth. So you're actually carrying.

wearing more. So you, but then you just can't get back home because you're delivering. That's the problem of a dumb idiot. That's like, oh, fuck, I shouldn't have replaced the engine with meth.

It's like selling your clothes. That's like selling the clothes that you're wearing to somebody on the street. They're like, I really like your clothes. It's like, okay, here's,

all right, take them. You park a car. Would you sell your car? Would you sell your clothes for like, a ridiculous amount of, well, like on the street?

Yeah, like so if somebody came up to you, like, hey man, I really like your, your pants. I really like your pants and underwear. I'll give you $10,000.

Yeah. No. Not my underwear. No? Because then I'm a criminal. But, but there's a lot of outlet stores pretty close by. You're not going to be able to go and buy apparelis.

Look, guys, I saw a Down syndrome dude with giant balls standing on the street in downtown and he was fine. Derek, yes. Yes, that's true. He might have been fine for the moment, but I'm sure someone got evolved eventually. there's no way no one didn't get involved but they definitely called the police on that poor fella I like to think everyone was just as enamored as me

and we're like no leave him alone dude I was Jojo was actually a little bit annoyed how upset I was that we're on the way to the movies and I wanted to turn around and she was like nah and I kind of got mad that I'm like

why don't you want to see I wanted to go back and get footage and share it with the world. There was one time when I was in Seattle where some guy was pissing. He was pissing and a guy kicked him out the bus. He was pissing like the bus door open. He was pissing out the bus.

Some guy kicked him out. And I remember me and Lulley were in Seattle. We saw it and I was laughing my ass off. Imagine landing on the pavement on your dick. On your own pissing game everywhere too. You're still pissing. You're fresh too. You are fresh.

I can't imagine getting a scrape on my dick. And then getting it infected. I pissed. Why would a fuck? Why are you pissing right off the bus? You got kicked them out. It's very. And I think it was so funny because I was laughing at and Lily was like, what the fuck that's so ridiculous? And I'm

laughing like a hyena. As you should. It's funny. I think people, I think if you saw what I saw man. Like I want, I wish I could draw because it was, that's your experience. That's like you're going to be able to take that. It's like this is my own unique lived experience. I try that. This is my. Dude. Nobody else has my mind.

Burbank let me down because I tried to put in keyword searches to see if anybody else tweeted about this or talked about it. Or somebody else filmed it because I'm like, bro, really? No one. You know what's funny about this place? Is it like people really don't care? Yeah, they don't. It's my favorite thing about this specific location. Is that like I feel like I, I remember people, the one time I ever heard of something in the neighborhood happening was like an explosion apparently happened or like the sound of an explosion.

Did you hear that fucking explosion? No. I was absolutely not aware But that was the only time It has to be something like that Like crazy Yeah A transformer blows up or something

I don't give a fuck about most things Going on or people I'm being honest But I think that's not surprising at all Yes I'm just you know The sociopath shit But like Yeah

I just I love seeing people get hurt So like someone got hurt really bad Like I remember at Starbucks There's one It's actually kind of not that funny But it's uh One guy was on like Nah

Nah Nah it's not worth telling It's someone dies I'm glad you started that story Someone dies. It's just really sad. Yeah, great. Sometimes people got to go.

You know, sometimes people got to go. It's kind of sad because, like, it's a guy cries, his motorcycle and motorcycle, or he hits someone else and killed another person. Oh, that's annoying. And I was just like, that's just unfortunate. Yeah. It's funny.

Is that guy get charged? I don't think he got charged. I think he didn't do anything wrong, really. Yeah, I mean, I guess. I think he got cut off and he just fell off his, well, he probably got charged because that's still vehicular manslaughter, I think technically. I think if it's still, if you kill somebody by accident,

that's still like, manslaughter, yeah. Well, you can still get a manslaughter charge. However, in that case, in that case, I think you would probably like only take that a civil court. Yeah. Because you're not going to, I don't think you're going to be found guilty for that. I feel like even the manslaughter. Yeah.

Like, I feel like even the family of the victim would be like. Oh yeah, because it was like, you didn't do it. It was like it, you somebody caused it. Like, you could actually technically, if you caught up with a person that caused the accident, you would charge. for manslaughter. Right. Like the one like,

oh, you started the cut off and then it caused somebody, that chain reaction, right? It's like the kid that kicked that kick ball and it hit the fucking

plane. That's why 9-11 happened. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember that. That kid ain't do shit wrong. That shit was crazy when we found that out

like four years later that was the reason. Yeah. It's a little like seven-year-old kid just kicks it up. I also feel like it's really strange

that not many people talk about it, you know, even though it was in the 9-11 commission report. It was in there. Small boy, small,

seven-year-old boy kicks kickball into jet into plane plane crash in the buildings other plane follows suit. Well that wasn't even the full story. The full story was it the kickball flew in like at the plane, broke a window, hit a guy in the head and made him think

he was a terrorist. Yeah. I keep forgetting. Thank you for reminding me like I know I read that book cover to cover. I just I just like you know it's important details like that just escape the mind. It's really easy for them to get filtered through time. Yeah. You just remember the kickball plane.

That's really it. Remember the towers terrorist plane? Like, there's a whole kickball. What's crazy about it is that there's actually three towers. And there's one that like fell before. Yeah, one tower just kind of laid down and fell. It was just tired. It got down.

He's like, oh, man. And then another one fell down too. It's crazy. This is so stupid. Should we just move on to questions? Yeah, Luigi Man. people are, I'm glad that people are still interested. I'll just tell you that much. Yeah, I'm surprised it lasted this long because usually these things kind of like flashing. Like how is it, I mean, it's, it is a testament to even like Trump's fan base that how much they really didn't rally behind him almost, you know, exploding.

Where it was like, oh, I see you. And then they kind of just went away. It was like that guy when they're like, they're still in the election. It was in a, it was in Vegas. they're stealing it and then he just walks away like a fucking MPC Dude that was crazy It literally you can watch His animation cycle

It's crazy Like you know that weird Like that quick like If you're If you play a lot of video games You'll catch it But like when an animation cycle's done It like

Yeah there's like a quick reset Yeah there's like a slow snap It happens with that guy It's They're stealing the election They're stealing the election The Biden Cry family Stealing this election

And then And then walks away. It's when you de-agro somebody. It's so funny. It's so crazy. It's classic Skyroom. Whenever you sneaks all the way up and you sneak and you crouch and then they

just stop being fighting you anymore and it's like, I love it. Did you, this is probably one of my favorite things that Trump's ever did where he's watching, I think, high school cheerleaders or some shit, whatever. Of course. Yeah. And they're performing. He starts doing his specific dance for like three seconds. and then it's like he just stopped.

You know, you just toggle your analog stick to stop the emoticon. Oh, the idol, the idol animation. Yeah, because he was just like doing his thing and then, and they're like, like, he just stops. I was like, wait a minute. I've never seen a human, like, people say the MPC thing and I'm like, I've never seen people behave like this. And now I'm like, I'm online too much, bro. I've seen Kanye do it. I'm online too much.

He's like, I feel. I'm like, what happened? I feel like he remembered. It's, I don't know. His mom. I feel like this is maybe. He's like, my mom would be mad at him. Yeah, mom was like, son, everything you're doing right now sucks.

Son, you are being such a dumb ass nigger and I raised you explicitly to not be that. When's his next arc, man? I'm kind of, I'm worried. Well, I think we're due. I think he just needs to shut the fuck up forever now. What does he do? But he's, he's, he's, he's doing right now. Nothing.

I think he's lying in what he's baking. Like, he's, he's, he's. marinating. He's always, whenever there's, like, a version of, like, hip hop relevance. He always tries to, like,

jump in and get, like, a piece of the relevance. And it's like, Kanye, just shut the fuck up. What do you think? A new, another buzzard, album.

There's going to be, like, another condor. I would love if he made a good album again. That'd make me really happy. But I don't think he can. It's just like, it's just like Eminem. There's certain,

certain artists needed something specific to motivate. Kanye, I don't, whatever, he's, he's on a different path. So he can't make good music anymore. Eminem, not on drugs, doesn't hate his mom.

It doesn't matter. Like, he's cooked. I'm still a fantastic rapper, but I think he just doesn't, he just, he doesn't have the same. He doesn't have the same oomph anymore, you know? And that's fine, you know, there's nothing wrong with that. I'll take a good song over, um, uh, a great talent, if you know what I mean. Uh, if, I think if you already, if you've already displayed your great talent already, or your, your great songs, he's like, right, that's not everybody needs to be relevant forever, you know?

Like, I don't think Freddie would still be made. making great music now. Freddie Mercury? Yeah. Probably not. No. Michael probably wouldn't be able to put in out hits anymore. Well, I mean, he, he released an album in like 2002 or 2004 called like Invincible.

Invincible was, it was. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't, it wasn't off the wall or. It's exactly what you would expect it to be. And that's fine. He's much older. Yeah. I'm ancient. He has a fucking, a sketch with Chris Tucker talking about like pulling bitches and it's so

fucking crazy. Oh, you rock my world's a good song though. You rock my world and suck my dick or something like. I think that song's mad good, but I understand what you mean. Yeah, it's, it's okay. It's not good, but it's not, yeah, it's not a bad song. It's just not like, I have a certain. Let's be honest.

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It's an unfortunate thing that they, have to deal with. Like, oh, I made such amazing shit before that people are going to hold me to this standard. It's unfortunate. Always aim for mediocrity. If you're, dude, be like disturbed. If you just put the same shit out consistently, people don't have expectations for you to, like, you know, that's why I like, say, doing that sound of silence was so astronomically because it was so different than when they're just normally going. Or like, that, the way, the whole.

I remember that's stupid baugh You know And like You were making fun of that shit last night We were playing rivals We were fucking shit on that stuff Yeah we did That was on the show

Right before you got there Oh maybe yeah I don't know We were doing that on the show Like literally It was autism I didn't say autism Autism Autism

Autism Rhythm Autism Rhythm is crazy Yeah There's autism I don't know. I think there's very few artists that have been able to continue making great music for a long time.

It is very rare. It is so rare that that is an interesting subject to tackle. We talked about artists that you think I've been able to consistently do that, right? Probably. I don't think a single. Is there even one? Macedon. I don't know.

I don't know any of Massadon. Oh, yeah. They've definitely gotten better because they're, they started off being insane. and then they just started writing like some good songs. I would say some people would disagree. Probably people who were into like terrible metal. Bring me on Horizon because they started off. I couldn't stand them.

They were, but like their old fans, I don't like where they are now. They're kind of like pop rock now. But I think they sound infinitely better. They dropped a song called Kool-Aid at the beginning of this year. and it's one of my favorite songs they've ever written. It's fucking... And I used to be like, oh, the 2013 album. You've heard that giga Chad probably, can you feel my heart?

It was like, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. So, like, that was my anthem going to work, like in 2013, like every fucking morning. I would just play that. I can't believe that you listen to that song, but also it makes sense. Bro, that was... It makes sense. It was funny because I used to not like that band at all. I used to think they were trash, and then they released that album.

They had one before that I was like, oh, they didn't get in. better. They released that album. And I was like, this album's fucking really good. And then everything between it was like, they're starting getting radio play. They're just getting better and better. They're like way better now. I think something with Tyler Creator. Like, I didn't like his album at first, but like there's like four songs on it that are like really good. And he's only gotten better as like. Like I didn't like, Igor, I've never liked that album. I think it's a cacophonous. But that's what the point of it's supposed to be like different kinds of like your mental state. So it's supposed to be like different kinds of shit. And like, whatever, that's cool. But like this newest

album got a lot of fucking respect and like plays I'm like I guess good I like it croma covia right yeah there's a bunch of songs and I'm like this is a good song like I would listen to this album from back to front same me with Kendrick Kendrick's those albums probably the most recognition he's gone so far I don't think it's best album because I just don't like I don't like I like conjure hip hop I don't like someone bitching and I like though Kendrick is bitching in a really good manner it's still bitching you know yeah I uh yeah I'm I'm still, I got to listen

a few more times to really make up my mind. It's a West Coast bop though. Like I think if you like West Coast music, then that's an album for you right there. It's just more of like the placement of like where I'm like, where would I put this? Where would I put G&X? I don't know necessarily.

But I'm also, I've been very distracted. So that's why I haven't been absorbing. I haven't been listening to anything with like two. I even, I was driving myself nuts with a, I tried to do a, I started hearing a bunch of shitty. deny Defend a Pose like song

Obviously people were gonna put that stuff out So I went through and I was like I'm gonna listen to I wanna see if anybody wrote anything good It sucks. It all sucks. It all sucks So then like I was like oh I'm gonna throw something together Real fast and then I started like adding more things to it More and more things than I was like I feel like I'm going insane Because this was just supposed to be a dumb like kind of a side thing

That side thing So then I just like at one point like Trump I just stopped And then I was just like it's done And then uh I don't It'll be out in a few days with some shit. But, like, it's, I just been absorbed with this bullshit and not listening. And, like, anything that I'm hearing in passing just sounds like, not a real listen. If you know what I mean, like, oh, I'm going to listen to, say, like, when I was listening to Kendrick's album, I was like, I feel like I need to, something needs to change.

I don't know if I need to, like, you know, leave my wife. I don't know if I just need to burn down my apartment. I need to, like, do something needs to change. You have a spiked thing to kill an Asian family. Yeah. Yeah. Sometimes you just got to like... It has to go out, man.

Yeah, whatever, whatever impulse, you know, you have. Stop Asian hate. Oh, yeah, that was a thing. Wow, I forgot about that. I forgot about that too. That should make me laugh, bro. It was like, oh, it was a hate crime now? That's crazy.

It took you, it took a week. That's crazy. I mean, how come it was like... That's crazy. That's crazy. I didn't think it was pretty funny that there were people beating up patients. Like that is crazy. I think it was funny.

Like old people too. It's just like, what the fuck are you doing? Ever since 9-11, my brain has been confused about the way people do shit like that. It's like, oh, yeah. Let's hate these. It's like, that guy's been here his whole life. That guy's a turban get him. He's like clearly Indian. Or just injured and coming out of a hospital.

It's like, I hate, I hate these people. He's coming out. He's coming out. There's like a gash in his head and he's coming out. He's like, oh my God. That was a crazy like gash from my head I got. He's like standing on the streets. He's like,

Terrorist We found one It's so stupid Hit him with the bus What made me laugh It's like Dron strike him That's great

A drone Should be a guy The guy's second generation Italian man He fucking kill him And it's like That guy's famous We're longer than your family has

How are you calling him a terrorist? It's like Where America's a really It's hilarious This country sucks It's hilarious Should we get some questions?

Yeah Should we get some questions? Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, might as well. Walt Disney breaking in, breaking DeSantis' kneecaps,

Rodin. That would rule. They fucked them over, dude. You think you're the king of Florida? You think you're the king of Florida? I don't think so. And then he just fucking like, just space mountain fucking just runs his knees.

The whole ride just runs through his legs, takes off motion with leg and his thigh. Are you like the whole structure or? The whole fucking, just the cart. Okay, okay. He's missing most of his fucking quad.

Shit's gone. Anyway, he writes. You're playing justice where a Batman fucking tases you, knees you, and then a car, a car just runs you over. He flips,

he does a backflip over the car as it runs you over at like, an injustice? Yeah. Like at 100 miles an hour. I don't remember. Batman, Batman's ultimate social thing.

He just like, he fucking hits you, he shoots you a bunch and he fluts. lies a plane to you. Oh, that's in the second one. And I'm like, what the fuck? He takes you up like, what are those things called in Metal Gear 5 where you know, you take somebody?

Oh, the Fulton. Yeah, the Fulton. Yeah. So it takes you up and then fucking his bat, uh, batwig fucking just shoots a probably 60 or 100 calibre bullets and then a bunch of missiles. And I was like, so he's killing you. He's killing the shit out of you. But they have a pill that makes them as strong as Superman.

That's how they justify it. Are you serious? Yeah, that's how they justify it. injustice. Just forget that part. The game's fun. Forget that part. That's really stupid. It's really fucking dumb. They have a pill that makes the, because like

Superman goes insane, right? Yeah. And then now they have these pills. So naturally they just have this pill. Yeah, they have these pills. Yeah, because you know, Superman goes insane. The game, the word, he's going to kill everyone. The game breaks. The game, you can't have characters. Is this like, it's why like, as much as I love Invincible, they shit's so

stupid. It's like, dude. I love it. I mean, But that's like, I love it, but like. It's a whole, but it's like satirical. It's not trying to take itself seriously at all. Oh, invincible? Yes. It's not trying to. At this point, yes.

I agree with it. Well, I mean, that's the whole, it's, yeah, that's, it's like the boys or something. I wouldn't say that. I wouldn't say that. It's different kind of story. The boys is very, very satirical. It's like, what? I was that tired, but the invincible is more like.

Are you watching the invincible? Correct. Yeah, I watched it a read of comic books, too. It's, I think what happened is like, it's a, it's a, supposed to be like a callback to like all the super old things but like made with the idea of in person it's like oh this is like if it was made and it made sense or more like a real world perspective of it but but keep watching i i won't say anything well i'm just saying it's kind of lampooning the idea of superman like in the way that like say like said oh this would be

more this is just what a our idea of a you know a god king tyrant thing most likely would do And just the antithesis of, like, say, a good story, like what you would expect. I'm like, oh, we want somebody who's strong to protect the weak and all the shit. And they're like, that's how he came off as. But then we learned later, oh, oh, the Viltermites are pieces of shit. And they conquer fucking entire, you know, they're an empire. And so, like, that's why it starts off not with him just invading immediately. But with being like, yeah, look at me.

I'm going to get. The fact that they were all fine with that. Sexy Superman. This fucking flying motherfucker came from space and it shrunk about here and everybody's kind of like, yeah, awesome. I'm like, I'm going to kill him. I'm going to kill him. If superhero media exists already, I could see that. Let's be honest.

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and like that shows up, I could see that. But is that true in the world of Invincible? Is there any superheroes? There's other, yeah. Yeah, there are other superheroes and I don't think he was like the, I don't think it was like Superman where he like... He wasn't the first alien. He was the first alien. There's other aliens on it. Yeah. There's like demon. There's like the whole gondlet of like demons.

At that point, it's whatever. Yeah. Like a spawns there. Anyway, whatever. Anyway, this guy asks, Hello, my degenerate archaeologists. Wanted to let you know that me and my roommate ended up doing an indie marathon. I really forgot how much I loved Chaya as Indy's son. And now I'm just angry that a younger me that helped

And now I'm just angry that Angry at a younger me that helped Foshan Steal his flag. This guy helped? I don't know how. But like, I mean, I wonder if his like impact actually made a difference. Yeah, like that's what I'm curious. That's why I read this.

I was like, yo, I'm really fucking curious. Is there anything specific from your past that you look back at and just go, God, I was the bad guy? Oh, plenty of times Well, well I'm sure a handful of times I've been to villainous Quite a few times

I mean Sometimes I felt like Batman Were in a way that The Dark Night were You take on the role as the villain Because it needs to be like that Like you need like I can take it

What does he say? So there's that whole like monologue Oh yeah at the end Where he's like Who's that? And he goes Son that's Batman I don't

And then it ends. I don't remember. What, that happened? Yeah, yeah, he runs away from the... He's the hero we need

and that's who we deserve. Yeah. And he says, and he says, that's not from the movie. He says, so something, because I can take it.

That's a fan film. It's not fucking... That line is not from it. Master White. It is from the second one. No, it's like the same thing with like E.

It's like, that's not in the movie. It's like a fan thing. No, he does say phone home. He literally says phone home. Go watch the movie again. Your mind's going to be blown.

I think so. But he says phone home. He doesn't say ET phone home. He says phone home. Right. Right. But that's misleading what you said. No.

What you said sound like that. Like there's no like, that's not in there at all. The line is not E.T. Phone home. No, no. It's phone home. No,

the line that everybody remembers is E.T. Phone home. Yeah. No, but I'm saying the line is. Because of media. Right. Yeah. So it's written out as a script.

E.T. phone home. That's it's E. dot dot phone home. You know that you know that you know that dot dot is right what?

It's a colon colon. Don't do it. Or is it semi-coldons with the comma. Semi-colons with the comma. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a colon.

My colon fell out my script. Now all the lines are fuck, no one has specific lines and everybody's saying the character's names all the time. I was reading I was reading the script UT and I was like oh

E.T. colon. And I was like, oh, what a coincidence. My colon fell out. What a coincidence? At that moment, they both splat on the floor a fucking colon and figurative sense and literally my colon. And I thought, I'm going to have to reboot this.

I don't have to be E.T. Shack as E.T. would be amazing. Shack and prosthetics. Like E.T. Yeah, but he's still fucking seven feet tall. Do they use force perspective like in Lord of the Rings to make him small? where they place him like four miles away

they have them like labbed up so they can clear it's like why are you using Shaq at this point just use a regular small kid no well he was a puppet I'm pretty sure he was he liked a candy what candy was it it was it was it

was it suspic business so I was gonna say no it was it was Reese I remember them, though. When I was a kid, I remember them as Eminem's. Was it Reese's pieces? It was Reese's pieces. I don't even remember them being that old, Reese's pieces.

That's what I'm saying. They're way, they are way old. But I remember, I also feel like I remember them coming out as well, too. Reese's pieces, I feel like I remember them starting. Yeah, the release. That's what I feel like, we can't. I remember the pre-release of Reese's pieces. I feel like that is so weird because I remember being like, oh, what an inferior candy.

Yeah, that's what I thought. Yeah. They've been around. That's so weird. It is weird. Like, I feel like I swear to God, like maybe they came around in like 2001, 2002.

Also, a side note, anyone who says Reese's PCs should be, should, you know, should join the CEO. Yeah, if you say Reese's Pieces,

you should eat, you should eat, feces is what you should do. I decided to put that up here. Giving, giving every, the idea of an alien coming to Earth, right?

You're the person that makes contact person. You're like, you're so, And all here. I mean, take this. It makes sense because then also if it's dangerous, if it's a threat, you might neutralize the threat or it might actually really like it and then build a friendship and give you like the key to actual fucking faster than light travel or something.

Yeah, yeah. Because they must have FTL to be here. Right. It must stay. I wonder. I want aliens to be nice, friendly creatures that's coming here like, hey, what's up? but if they come here and they're nice, we're gonna harm them.

You know, like there's no, there's no good interaction we have with aliens, I think, period. We just can't. Well, yeah,

if they landed in like a role area. Even if they're genuinely like peace, no matter what, it's no matter what we're able to, we can't, we can't, we can't, I don't think city people are going to do anything to it.

I think the cops might try. I think you think too well of people. It's not even thinking. People hate each other. People hate each other. Yeah, but I think aliens are exciting to more people than other people are. But also I think like they're exciting for the moment until they do anything that makes it feel uncomfortable. And then they're like, oh, I hate this.

Sure. Which they're going to do. They're aliens. They're going to have to do something strange. I don't know. I feel like it depends on just what they look like. I think so too, yeah. I think it's all cool until they do something that strange does.

If they look like people, I feel like everybody's going to be like, whoa, that's crazy. Like they're like big titty blue bitches. Everybody's cool until they have like, until they do something. They're always going to be cool. I don't care what you like you, you, to you, to me, I'm going to try to fuck one. I'm like, like, Lily doesn't count. If I fuck a, if I fucking alien, Lily doesn't count. Do me it's like fucking like a sandwich or something.

It doesn't matter. That's not, it's not a human. Yeah, yeah, exactly. You know, I fucked this alien. Yeah. It's like, hard. I do fucking that McChickin on Twitter. A dude, he fucked a shit out of that big chicken.

I was like, what the darnation. That was the, I don't know. the peak Twitter. That was crazy. It's like the guy that the Pokey made dude. Oh my God. That shit killed me, bro. People do that shit, man.

He blasted all over his phone. His phone. That's his phone. That better be a burner. That better be a backup. It's gross thinking like it probably is because I think he was recording with the phone, right? Yeah.

Yeah, there's a picture of it. Yeah. Unless he busted out the fucking disposable camera. Take a picture of his cum-covered phone. I mean, maybe. Imagine getting that developed at a Walgreens? Oh, man. The guys, like...

I've thought about that. What? I've never took an obscene picture with film for the... Because I'm just like, poor, poor worker. Like, no. Did they see it? I feel like they have to see it. Yeah, absolutely.

Like, I used to develop shit and you're 100% going to see it. Because you have to see everything you develop. Well, at least I don't know how, like, nowadays things, if there's some type of factory thing, but like, if you went to, like, a Walgreen, or whatever, you'd go into the fucking dark room and you would fucking develop the, you see everything. So there are people like probably

maybe excited by the prospect of seeing some tits, but then imagine everything else they gotta see like some guy's asshole shitting or something. You don't think it's like hilarious. You gotta, you gotta develop a picture of someone but then there's also nut on a picture. And it's not come like little,

it's come in the picture, you know? Like a picture of come? That's what we're telling you about. A picture of cum. Yeah. It's like that's so insane. Yeah, it'd be really... It's the entire premise of this conversation.

I know, but it's so bananas. Like, this is developing a picture with coming in it. It's insane to me. Yeah, you'd just be like, ha. Like, you know, like, what are you going to do that? You're like, coming to yourself then, too. But then, you know, one of them might be a nice pair of tits. Like, oh, man, she's hot, you know?

Cool. And then the next one is literally like a guy would come all over his face. And you're like, oh, no, I didn't want to see that. Wow. And then the next one is some guy killing his grandma. You're like, oh, fuck, it's the same guy. This is on the same night. Do I report?

Do I report at that? Do you want to get involved? None of my business. Is there a customer developer confidentiality in that sense? No. I'd assume there has to be. Absolutely not. Absolutely not.

He's not a fucking therapist. It's terrible power. There's like bombs in a photo. Oh, that's the trick. You get your therapist to develop your photos. I feel like therapists can also still say shit If you're threatening your If you're endangering your life or someone else

I'm sure there's some certain caveats I'm sure there's certain things I know that some rules are trying to be changed With like with Catholic Catholicism and confessing Because what do you mean? Well because there was like a ton of pedophiles That would be like oh yeah

I fucked this boy or whatever And they'd be like okay say 20 hell marries You're fine 20 hell marries And you're good Two No no no They would be like listen All right, 50 Hill Marys.

And then you're good to go. Yeah, like, hey, man, just try to slow it down a little bit, you know, like, just because they, you know, obviously with the shuffling around. It wasn't like they were saying no, bad boy. It was kind of like, hey, you chill out. Yeah. It's like the cops are like, hey, man, you know, take it easy. I'm not telling you to stop beating the fuck out, but just take it easy. You didn't have to put a Tesla coil directly on that child, you know?

Like, that was kind of crazy for you to do. Take it easy. Yeah. Take it easy. You have to push a child into the elephant's foot like that. That's the shit like, I think about it a little bit too long and I'm like, damn, this world's fucking, come on. This is, this is real. Dude, confession booths are crazy.

I've told the story out sacred a couple times, but like there were times where there would be weeks that would go by because we did confession every week or something. And there were just weeks where I was just like, I don't have anything to confess. Yeah, like what the, who the fuck are people doing? Or like, it wasn't weekly, but it was frequent enough that I found myself in that situation where I was just like, I didn't have anything to confess. Yeah. So just lie and say like, oh, I don't know. I fucking stole a candy or something. And then the next time that I would confess, I would confess about lying about the can.

So he just had more, more ammo for next. Yeah, it was like two birds with one stone in some way. Because I was just like, I would get this confession out of the way and the next week. I'm not caught up. Do you remember ever being like almost interrogated in a way that they're like, I don't believe you? there is something, there must be something like you're like, yeah, I got nothing. I feel like I do, but it wasn't crazy.

It was like, are you sure? And I'd be like, no, yeah, I don't know. And then there would be like, I don't know, say the Hail Mary for good measure or something. I don't know. I remember with the prescription that they would give. It was weird. I never went to Catholic church like that because, you know, I'm not a fucking psycho. Yeah, I wouldn't do that.

My closest friend when I was in elementary school, he would tell me about his the Catholic church. I would just, we would compare my Southern. Baptist experience when I go visit my grandma versus his shit. And like he was so jealous. But then I was telling him, no, you won't, you're not jealous because you're telling me your church is like an hour long tops. Bro. Baptist. Baptist Church five, six. Bro. I'm there all fucking day.

I would go to church and my grandmother until I was like 16. I would go to church. We would go for the beginning. We would go for the beginning early morning service. I would stay for Adventist youth. Then we'd have lunch there. Then we would do the evening. Yeah, then it would do the evening service. And I'm like, I'm glad that nigger died, bro. I fucking hate this. I hate that.

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I want to go to a Caribbean church. Because everyone thinks they're better than everybody else, bro. It's insane. Dude, the Caribbean preachers, like, were they, like, pot-s-wying? Like, were they popping off? Well, they had accents all us, but it wasn't, I don't... It's weird because... Because I don't

Patois is so damn near English. Yeah. Unless you're like from the sticks of Jamaica or fucking like St. Thomas or something like that where you don't even sound like speaking it's like a fucking howl or monkey or some shit. That's crazy. So like it's just it's it was like I guess he's speaking pottaud. But it was like it's so first of all the fucking pastor was fucking everybody named mama. Every single woman in that church was fucking.

Yes. All of them. All of them were competing to try to have money be with him. They're fucking everybody. In every church, not in agreement, but every, every single church. Yeah. All the fucking. Kind of nuts.

The single, the single fucking man that's just putting his dick in every single person are there. Fire. Taking all that money for the church and a motherfucker has a fucking. Tax exempt. A fucking tax exempt. What a fucking escalade, fucking G-wagon. That's the life, really.

And this is, you go there every Sunday, you just say a bunch of shit? What the fuck are we doing? You just lie to idiot. It's so, let's just do that. It's so easy. Actually, I was just watching, um, so. Don't you got to go to school for theology or something like that? No?

No, absolutely not. You don't have to do anything. To be a pastor? I think you just have to. I think it's a multiple choice. No, no, no, listen, listen, I promise you. I think that I think it's, I promise you, I think. It's a five question.

It's like a multiple choice. And it says, like, who is Jesus? And it's like four options. It's like the son of God. And then it says, like, I don't know, a carpenter, a dead Jew. And then all of the above. And then it's just like, oh, well, it's obviously all the above. And if you get all the questions right, then you get to be...

That's it. I don't know that... I really don't think so. I don't think you do. I think there's only like for... I think in Catholicism, there's some levels that you have to have some sort of something. I think... But there's a bunch of fucking...

You have to say 4,000 Hail Mary. Yeah, that's it. I think it's something. I can be wrong. It's one of the reasons why there's... Look, you're probably right into some degree, but I know the bar for entry is so low because why there's so many arrest weekly of, like, religious leaders. Well, it's also...

Because they're just joining to abuse people. Well, the thing is also, it's just like, it's not necessarily that, like, I'm sure there's probably, like, some structure there. But there's no way it's rigid. You know what I mean? There's no way that somebody can't just go there and be like, oh, I know. I know this guy. Yeah. Like, the bar for injury is probably incredibly low.

And, like you see, if you just look at the numbers, if any of you were bored and feel like being horrified, just look and see how many religious leaders are arrested, like, on a fucking weekly. Yeah, I guess I wasn't talking. Sorry, my apology. Suffer's interview. You don't need to go to school, but most churches in North America require at least a bachelor's degree. A bachelor's degree. Most. Yeah.

It's the key word. I don't believe that entirely. But also, I know Pads that have degrees. And it's probably just like, oh, communications. Like, you know, you don't have to actually like. It could be any degree. Yeah. It's probably the, because, you know, they've, they specifically made it like this.

They made it easy as fuck. And then the idea that you can be a mega church and be tax exempt is so funny. Well, dude. It's funny. It's a great life. I remember going to church. I didn't like it. It wasn't that long.

It was like an hour. Like the Catholic church is like, it's boring, but it's like I'll take it over all the... Every other church I've ever been to, it's like, oh, yeah, it's... Like, I've been to like a Baptist church and it's fun for exactly 30 minutes. And then you're there forever. And I think you get bomb-ass lunch. I think that's the only good thing about it. The lunch there goes fucking.

Well, that's what was good about the Catholic church that I went to, too, is like, it was just all these old ladies. So they would just, like, after church, they would just bring all this. It was just all them would bake shit. It was all. So fucking good. Yeah. That was like the only thing I got out of it. Best big biscuits I've ever had were at my grandma's church.

Good old big biscuits. Oh, God, they were so good. And I can't, I've been trying to chase that. I was like, what fucking biscuits were there? Were they fucking homemade? I don't know. I have not had baked goods better than I had at that church. There's on about, sincerely.

The church, like, the community in church, man, if that's all it was, if it was just a community of decent people and then just doing potlucks and shit, like just take out literally the mysticism and then, like, church is pretty dope, right? Yeah. So take out the main point of the church? Well, the main point of that, that's the main point for the people get in the bag. Like really, a lot of people go to church literally for just community. I mean, yeah.

That's the main. Actually, yeah, I would argue that's the main purpose. Yeah. I think the main portion of churches, like, I agree, like community, but I find that community and believing into a magical space Jew. If they get, if they actually read their book, they would know that you're not even supposed churches and you're supposed to exist. Like, it's literally, you're supposed to worship in private.

Yeah. It feels to pray in private. It's not this whole idea. That's why a community setting is fine. You're not the praying. You're not the praying groups, but. Actually, that's not what Jesus says. Are you sure?

Are you sure? No, I made this up. I'm just making it up. Well, no, because I've distinctly remember a passage where it's like, that's not unbelievable either. You should not. Yeah, yeah, it's very true. You should not be afraid to pray.

What I'm saying sounds like it could have been like, yeah, I just made. We make shit about this show all the time. But no, we literally just talking about the fourth 9-11 tower. No, we had three. You've been three. You just made it by accident. The twin tower, the twin towers is crazy. The twin towers.

What I'm saying is there's, when Jesus got onto the scene, the idea of, you're supposed to be pious. Yeah, when he burst in, when he burst it onto the scene, like, you know, strutton, he was like, the idea was supposed to like, all, like, fucking hubris, fucking arrogance. wealth, like just all of these things that and gaudiness was supposed to be stripped out. And then, you know, pastors that were like trying to make money. Like, no. Yeah.

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That's all they do now. There's that there's that same too. It's like, what is it? It's easier, it's easier for a camel to eat a box full of needles than it is for a guy to eat a box full of camels.

Yeah, that's true. That's just true. It's something like that. That's just true. I love that because it represents the same point. It kind of, it represents like,

it's, but then it's like, yeah, it's supposed to be about getting into heaven. what you're saying is like, well, yeah, that's true. Well, it is true that it is easier for that to happen, but it's technically not relevant to that. Let's fucking move on.

I don't know if we have a satisfying answer to that question. I haven't been a bag of before. I've definitely told people lies to make them hurt. Yeah, I'm sure I'm sure I have been. I've heard people. Somebody can like, if you remind me, Oh, that's why I brought up that Batman thing where I've told this story before about

breaking up my ex because I thought I was going to ruin her like Right, right. So I feel like in that sense, like I was technically like the villain, but I was more I was saying like Batman in a way that I'm going to take on that role. And even though I'm not saying Batman for anyone who's autistic, like I'm just saying. Yeah, but I'm be honest, man, I'm not a fucking, I'm not a, I'm such a, I want to believe. I don't believe in it, but I want to believe in justice and good.

I'm a very, uh, I'm a very class. I want to be, like, I've never, I've never had to, like, I'd never want to do nefarious or revenge things to people or nothing like that. I've always been like, I want the world to be good. And, uh, I'm always disappointed, obviously. Yeah, yeah. Like, that's why like, it's pretty gay. It is, like, I'm like, I'm incredibly gay in that sense. Bring out the vaudeville gun.

Yeah. That's crazy. I don't believe in anything. I don't have any fucking allegiances. I fucking, I don't care by anybody. I can't feel shit. Amazing. I'm almost there. Scatting in the Holy Ghost as the Abyss takes you wrote and he says, was taught to believe in, oh, this is actually kind of scatting in the Holy Ghosts. It's actually somewhat relevant. Was taught to believe in, believe demons were real and how to speak in tongues as a child, but now I don't believe, I don't even believe God exists. What do I do now? I don't know. Write fiction or something? What do I do now? Yeah, start a new religion. Yeah, be a writer. Yeah.

Be right. Actually, because I feel like a lot of this stuff is cool for stories. Yeah. Just like, just fucking make a story. The tongues one's wild to me. Because that was just dudes just tripping on gas.

It's literally just scatman. It's scatman. It literally is what scatman does. It's very true. I remember speaking in tongue before and I'm like, this is the dumbest fucking thing ever. I was so unimpressed. Yeah, because you know you can just do that. I was so unimpressed.

There is not one person. Like, if you're, you asked them if you wanted to say hello in tongues you know there's not one there is not there is not a mapped out language like it's stupid that this is such an important thing to some people but like cling on is more of a serious language you know what i'm saying yeah actually like it's kind of like it's it's it's annoying it's really stupid too because you have to imagine that like the first incarnation of this was probably what like somebody with rabies who was genuinely losing their mind it was somebody who had a stroke somebody had a seizure for somebody had a stroke somebody had a

stroke in like the, I don't even know, the year minus 12. And they started babbling incoherently. And they were like, how was there a minus 12 year? I don't know. A BC, sir? Yeah, BC. What do you mean? Before, before, before. Before. Before. Before. Before Christ. People People didn't have cocks. Before Jesus. Dang, dude. That's completely negated.

Yeah, it was all immaculate. conception and all of it and then after he was the last one and then everyone had coxed oh we don't have to do that anymore we can actually oh we yeah god was like you guys can fuck it feels awesome yeah i'm tired i'm bored i've been doing it to everyone so like you guys got i finally gonna get that's have some fun now but no yeah like fucking the fuck out of the planet yeah i don't know i think like you know that that's probably like the root of it is somebody like going insane oh 100 or just like literally having a stroke and like forgetting how to speak and they're like oh my god the devil's taking them yeah

It's like, no, he's sick and needs help. Yeah. There's probably somebody important, too. Yeah. And then there was just like, oh, this is... Yeah, like a king's uncle. This is the thing. We should all do the scabalabalab.

Blah blabblah blabler. Um, macalun da quagua. It's like, okay, wow. It's so fucking easy. That's it. I think that shit's so stupid. You literally just did it. Yeah, yeah.

That's tongues. There's somebody the only... There's someone... The devil! What's crying right now. They shut up. the podcast, they break their phone. What bothers me so much is that I used to be so scared of that shit.

And now I'm just like, what, dude, I don't, I'm just, I feel scared of that. I feel scared of that. I was concerned. And now I'm just like, oh my God, because I think metaphysics, there is, I think metaphysics. That's interesting. Well, no, just like demonologists like that just scared me. Then I'm just like, this shit is so fucking gay. Like, to me, like, the thing that scared me was that, I didn't believe anything,

but I thought it was possible that hell could be real. And that was the thing that freaked me out because I was just like, well, what the fuck does that mean? Like, I don't know what any of this means. I didn't, it was too fantastical and I also thought it was, I felt like my brain was kind of onto it really early that I was like, how come there is infant descriptions of all the layers and rings of hell? And then there is no actual real descriptions of heaven. I was just like, this is stupid. Like, if you, like, it's vague cloud bullshit and a gate. And there's literally nothing, but they will tell you, detail and I know what that's what like I figure this out early that I'm like this is they're just

scaring you there's every detail ever about fucking hell and all the rings and how it's all tied to all these sins and all and then literally no nothing for that I think it was probably literally like maybe eight or nine where I was just like I don't know I don't know about this yeah it was like this is I stopped really believing when I was in like my teen to stop like really like yeah you just put you put it away I just kind of was like oh my the people I love like who I care about really believing his shit. And even my grandmother was kind of like, I respect it. That's how I felt.

But then, like, my mom would be like, I would come home from Catholic school and she'd be like, I think there were moments where I remember, like, talking about, like, I don't know, religion class and science class. And they're like, okay, well, just so you know, you don't have to believe any of that. And I remember me like, oh, oh, do we care? Do we not care, I guess?

I'm a little confused. It was weird because, like, I would always aim, like, was that a good school? Like, it was a pretty good school. To be, like, they didn't, like, they didn't, they taught, like, religion as, like, religion. Like, and then they taught, they had, like, science. Like, we learned, like, Big Bang Theory and all that stuff and, and, uh, proper. Interesting.

Yeah. It was a New York Catholic school. You know what I mean? It's not like Mississippi where they're going to be like, and then a donkey fucked a horse. And, and then, uh, nothing happened because evolution don't worry. There is. There ain't no dinosaurs. Land Before Time.

Evolution. Bullshit. Yeah. But, yeah, we would have a conversation about that. Where I'd be like, okay. What is, like, why, what is, like, why? because my grandmother was a doctor, so I'd be like, well, this is a science thing.

She'd be like, well, yeah, I feel like those things aren't exactly mutually excuses to each other, but I think there's things we can prove and there's things we take on faith. And I was like, oh. Yeah. So do I have to keep going to it? She was like, you don't have to go if you don't want to.

I was like, bet. And then I spent my fucking weekends hanging out on my friends and doing shit I wanted. Yeah, I was kind of excited to stop going to charge, dude. Kind of. That was like the most liberating. It was so liberating. My mom didn't go.

My mom's very religious, but she never, because she follows like the, you know, some of the scripture pretty closely at times. And so the idea of church and all that stuff, she was just like, I'm really not into this. I'm not. I don't like,

you see, what it is. Well, yeah, there's also, but then you have to contend with God really not liking. That's why I was like, it's a cognitive distance, whatever.

That's what I was like never, because I didn't know my sister was queer. Well, she's, my sister was bisexual, I think, whatever. Yeah, I guess that's what,

but she was just like, I remember her like never wanting to go to church. And I was like, why does she never want to go to church? I don't know these niggas hate you. And I was like, I don't know why she didn't remember when she like finally told me. I was like, bitch, I know you were gay like years ago, my nigga. You're like, your best friend's a girl who looks like DMX. Like what the fuck?

Like what the fuck is that? Like she was like, like, like, what the fuck? That is in. That is inconceived. That's a hard ass chick. It's really conceivable. And I was like, like, nigga, you're gay. It's fine.

I remember we had that talk when I was like maybe like 17. And I was like, yeah, I'm a. Where, dude. Maybe I am what I am. Let's move on. I'm chasing the track. Go out of. I was thinking my sleep.

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Walmart, damn. We'll make a $2 million tier just for you. Oh, man. I know this is a tired topic. But what cartoon slash fictional characters were at Diddy's Freakoff? What were they doing there? Okay, so we got animated link Absolutely at the fucking phone.

Oh, animated from the show? Yeah. Do you remember when we watched that at your house recently? It was weird as shit. I was like, the original 80s cartoon for Legend of Zelda? Did you ever see that? No, he's, no, this is real. We're not making this up.

He's got like that line where he's like, well, excuse me, princess. And he's like weirdly. Sexual aggressive? Yeah. Oh, you saw the thing that the thing that came out on the CD? I. Right? No. No?

It looks a lot like that, but it was a show. It was an actual show. It was like the Super Mario Bros. Super Show was around that same time where they were doing like these, those weird like cartoons. And the Mangaman show, remember? It was a Mega Man show. Well, Magamette show came out in the 90s, though, right? That was later, yeah.

I think it did. At least I watched it in the 90s. It looked like the fucking Ninja Turtle show. Dunna. Evil fighting, something fighting robots. Mega Man. I think it's like super fighting robots. Super fighting robots

That's like a South Park Like let's fighting love Super fighting robots It's probably where they got it from Mega man That show sucked None of those shows were good There's really good moments from it though

I like the show I think that moment is so classic When Dr. Light is fucking Like hypnotized and he's all like this And then rolls like trying to reason with them It just tosses role My favorite Like I send that to a lot of women

on Twitter. You know, when they would just say something stupid, it was implied that you wanted to toss them. Yeah, yeah. I think that's so funny because pushing somebody over is genuinely just. It's very disrespectful, yeah. It's not nice. My favorite cartoon of that style, like, do you remember?

It was like a Sonic show. It was like a Sonic TV show. I don't remember which cartoon because I think there's a couple of cartoons now, but I don't even, like, Knuckles is falling off a cliff. He's like teetering, and Sonic is like, You need a hand? Ha ha. And it's the most awkward fucking voices.

It's the one with Jaliel White. It's the one with Juleleel. It's the one with Julelea. And it's everything is wrong. Like his hand, his hand is 50 times bigger than he is. Knuckles is like fits in his palm. It is the,

come on, I'll pull it up. It is the craziest fucking. Look it up right now for you. Look it up right now. You know what I'm talking about, right? Yeah, I know. Need a hand?

Nigger man. It's so fucking awkward. Super Negro robots. But yeah, I think Sonic's probably at the Diddy Party. Damn. I know someone who's going to be there and they're going to get absolutely no play because that is his plight, Johnny Bravo. Oh, that's right. He's going to be there like, oh, this is going to be easy.

I'm definitely going to score. Like, you know, everybody fucks there? Yeah. But like, not him. Not him. Dude. Look at this fucking. Look at this clip.

Giant head. Look at how tiny is this! What the fuck happened? Have you never seen that? Have you never seen that clip? He's, first of all, his hand expands like crazy. And then knuckles, he's the same height. And then knuckles shrinks at least two times.

Like two entire times swaller. What is that clip called? It's just Sonic need a hand. You can look it up on Zoh, if you want. There's, what's interesting that it's animated. So that was done on purpose It wasn't even like Oh it just looks weird on camera the way we shot it

It's like no they drew it this way It's clearly an animation error They were clearly like throwing these things overseas To get animated And then the storyboards were probably like very unclear And so the Korean animation studio Or whatever the fuck they were You know whoever was animating it were like

What the fuck do we do with this That happens a lot There's a lot of animation errors in like Even Invader Zim has weird to think that Korea Was a place in the 80s you know Yeah Yeah, it's weird. Like, I found out about Korea when I was, like, maybe like 11.

That's actually insane. But I guess you have no reason to because K-pop isn't huge back then. I didn't know. Yeah, there was nothing really going on. I knew there was, I knew about China because of how much it was like... Well, it would be on the bottom of all of our toys. So, yeah, obviously, you knew about China. But I was like, oh, I watched like Jackie Chen Adventures in like fucking Kung Fu Flicks

because obviously my black man from New York. It was born in the 90s. So I saw all that fucking shit. And I was like, there's another. from other places? Yeah. What? What the fuck are you on right now, dude?

Oh, go. Dude, my favorite animation... Everywhere is Jackie Chan Adventures. Shut the fuck up. I'll go. My favorite animation mistake, it was like, there's a scene in Invaders Zim where they have a giant...

You're right? Yeah, just my knees a little forward. Everybody was looking, everybody, both of you looked specifically down. Oh, oh, that was like a raccoon or something. But... The coonery. They have this...

There's an episode of Invaders Zim where there's like, I think the premise is like, they have a class hamster, and then they grow it, like by accident, to like a monster. And it's like Godzilla. And I think in the storyboards,

they had like, oh, yeah, and the fucking, the, you know, the hamster's, like,

tearing through the street and they have him walking through the street. And it's supposed to be like a Godzilla thing. But then when the animation came back, he was, like,

moving with, like, a swagger. So they just put, like, funk music underneath it, and it works so well. They made him a little song.

And it's so good. Is he walking, like, the men in black intro? Yeah, kind of. Actually, it is very much, it is very much the Meded Black intro, like, strut. No, it's not that song, though. It's, bum, bum, bum, but um, the animated show. Oh, my God. And then fucking, their shoulders are essentially separating from their chest somehow. Their shoulders are moving, but also their arms aren't moving. It doesn't make any sense at all.

The fact that a Men and Black show is crazy. You guys can look it up. It's called, because his name is, Ultra Pee-P. Ultra. Come on. This is. Wait. Yeah.

It gave him such a ridiculous walk. He's like, he's just coasting, dude. I just love the fact that like they literally. That's some West Coast shit, bro. He's just like, they meant for that to be like intimidating. Keep it gangster, dog. Keep it gangster. Keep it so good.

Shout out to the West Coast, man. Y'all. I want to thank you all. want to thank you. Y'all are here, man. Y'all hear your exist, man. Yeah, though. You think Mr. Crabs did that freak off or no?

Nah. Um, he, he would, he would, uh, sponsor it. Yeah, he has, like, there's like a booth with crusty, uh,

crabby patties. Totally. Like, like a pop-up. One thousand percent. And unfortunately, Scudorwood's there, watch people getting tossing.

I don't want to be here at all. He's just watching so many fucking roofies just, just, just make it into every drink. And he's just, like, make sure, he's daybreaker.

I don't really think I have a civic duty to help these people, but I don't care. I don't get. Some guy's getting fucking Meek Mill is getting tagged team and he's wailing. Oh, is that Meek Mill? No. Looks like something else is going to be. He's being raped. I'm sorry.

Next question, please. You got to help me. It's more than I anticipate. You got to help me. Woodward. No. I don't think I will. Why did you leak up like that?

I don't think I'll help you. I think I'll just stay here and ignore your screams. I hope your anal integrity is up to the challenge. You can walk with the anal rape. That is fucking crazy. His nose flattens out. You know what he last on his nose wrinkles? That was one of the funniest things

about Squidward to me It was just like the animation detail on him When he would laugh It's like it cracked me up It's the fact that he would go nearly Asimatic every time he breathed Oh my God Canned roofies

Canned roofies They have it They really have it Canned fentanyl This place is great you put fentanyl on a punch Oh my God I need that Photoshop

Or it says canned fentanyl I need it I need it YouTube pooped too Where it's like can't fent Like you know what I mean Like that Yeah Choupped up of him making sound

Yeah I prefer Like I want that I know you could do like the AI Fucking voice and make him just say fent I want the artistry of the chop up The sentence mixing is a beautiful art That no AI will never That's the majority of the art of you

poops for me is the sentence mixing. It is, that's, it's so good. Me and Jojo were just watching all the, uh, Prager ones the other day. They're so fucking, I, I know I mentioned that in the last time, but it's, there's just a wealth of content from that guy. It makes no sense. That, like, how do you keep saying things that, like, have,

like, like, actual, it's not even mixing them up to say some fucked up things. Like, they'll say, like, the murder and killing, all that shit. Like, you just talks about these certain subjects. And I'm like, bro, you don't, You're too old to understand the internet. You don't understand what you're doing.

You need to change the way you talk. You do, kind of. That's so blunt. You've got to fix yourself, man, I guess. You're not compatible with this world. He's not, and he's on his way out, I guess. Yeah, we haven't heard anything about him. He's probably like, ah, ha, ah.

No. Oh, Pranger, you dead. Good. I can't do a good squid word. Oh, Spenderbom. Oh, man. Mine's mine. I think old Squidward's voice is so fucking funny because it's so snarky.

Like, season one and two Squidward? He's so depressed. Yeah. He's like, I really don't want to be here, guys. I don't like being alive. I don't like people.

I don't like the sun. I don't like the sun. I don't like the sun. I want there to be darkness. They're in a pretty shallow environment, aren't they? Yes, they are.

To get sunlight. Yeah. I didn't think about this until recently, but there must be like their sea level is pretty high. Well, their ground level is pretty high underwater. out of the sea a few times. They did, but then there was also people on boats fishing.

You remember when they played hooky? Oh, yeah. That's right. And it was the guy. I like where, you know, they would jump off at the last minute. And then they would cut to the guys in the boats, like, frustrated. Yeah, yeah. Because they're not getting any catches.

When dude has his, like, hat off and he's, like, scratching its head. Like, fuck. I was just like, I love. Were they live action or were they, like, weird? They were live action, the people? But were they, like, video live action? Because I remember, like, this one, where they, They did like a weird kind of screenshot.

Like there's an episode where SpongeBob unravels the universe. Do you remember that episode where he like pulls on a thread and it like it unravels fucking everything? It's very weird. It might be later, but he unravels like the fishing boat guy. But it's a real guy, but it's like still images. It's like it's weird. It's funny and it looks good. But it's not video.

It's not like the gorilla. You know what I mean? Right, right. He shows up in that fucking. Dude, I got that episode on VHS as a gift. And I had no, like, I watched SpongeBob reasonably. That episode is insane. Yeah.

Where there's a gorilla or like there's like a gorilla. And then it turns out to be like a horse or something. And they're live action people. He rides out. He rides off into the sunset or on a costume horse. It was a costume horse. Yeah. You're right.

And doesn't he start speaking or something like, oh, like, yeah. He's like, I got to get the hell out of here. Yeah. And it's like Patrick. He rips himself open and he's Patrick and then Patrick grips himself open and he's the gorilla. Something like that. That episode's a trip, man. Like they were on crack.

I got to watch that again. It's been a while. I watched a lot of the smunch episodes during the pandemic. Yeah. Because I had nothing else too. They're good. Yeah. All right.

Sween carries a fulmer in the gap in his teeth, throw it in. True. He says, what's up, Professor Dad, Philip Seymour Johnson and Derek. All right. I was, I don't know what that means. I was just. I was, not just. I was conceived on 9-11

and was therefore born born in 2002 making me 22 at the time of writing yes I hope you feel ancient as no for a while that freaked me out but now it's just like

yeah of course I'm 31 like it's yeah I get it there's a lot of people with human capability who were born after me but anyway he says as a result I've missed out on the PS2 and Xbox generation

I bought an original Xbox a while ago to play Halo C and Halo 2 on original hardware and I plan on buying a PS2 for MGS 2, Shadow the Colossus, and Spider-Man, Spiro, and Crash Bandicoot, what other games should I get from that era that you guys like?

Is it Piss 2? Pist 2? Well, you got a lot of the bases covered, honestly. Yeah. I would say Kingdom Hearts. I would say, do not do it. But it depends on the kind of person you are. If you're specifically trying to play on that old hardware,

Because, I mean, there's some games that are on Steam now that, you know, I don't see why not, especially. But if you're specifically just trying to go play those, I imagine he's played the original Resident Evil 4. Oh, that would be a good one. Yeah, that, I would say, play a, Del McRie Cry 3. You don't need to play the other ones. The first one's kind of. And the second one is fucking, they took out the fucking, dude, you're Ebony and Ivory. like the guns, you can't even do the fast

that was like the selling point. The faster you push a square, the faster you'll shoot. Yeah, yeah. And then they took it out of the second one and just gave you a submachine gun. And everyone was like, what the fuck is this? DMC3 is the one that a lot of people.

The DMC3 is fucking fantastic. Resident Evil 4 is a great pull. Three is good. I love that game. I don't know, it depends on what you're kind of looking for. There are, I still would argue as a party game, I still would argue dude, like Fusion Frenzy for the original

Xbox is so fucking fun. That game is specifically... Twisted system. Twisted system makes that game worth it by itself. Can I be honest? I have a series to take. I think the system is really good

and I think the DDR thing, like the one when you press the buttons on it. Yeah, yeah. It's fun. I don't think the rest of that game's very good. I think there's like four good mini games in that game. There's... I don't think you're wrong necessarily,

but I think those four mini games that are good are really good. Yeah. Samson. Sims. I don't know. I still think about that. The soundtrack of that game is pretty dope too, to be honest.

So, like, I think that's a fun party game, but like, I don't know, if you're more into single player stuff. The Resident Evil 4, don't make cry. Not Kingdom Hearts. I think you're going to try. I think one and two are cool games. I just think that, like, you know. Okami. Okami is one that you should probably check out.

I don't say that based on, like, a personal recommendation, because I, even I haven't played Okami. but the fact that they're bringing that game back in any or like they're doing a sequel like what 20 something years Shen moo on it? Shen moo? No. No. What?

Shen moo. Shimu's fucking Dreamcast. Shemu's terrible. Shenu is horrible. I tried to get into it. I really tried to get into shin moo. Especially one of my friends was so obsessed with it. And he like sold it really hard.

But every time I try to play it, I was like, bro. I don't know if it was a me problem but I couldn't like speed up the time Oh yeah like oh you have to meet at a certain time And I'm like I actually had to wait and I was like is this this can't be right I was like I got shit to do yeah anyway um I would say if you've got an original Xbox uh check out fable the first fable A lot of people were really like i like fable two personally more but uh fable one has its merits There's also like, I think there's like one called Lost episodes that has like, it's like a early example of like DLC being packaged in.

So maybe that's the best one. I don't know. Ratch and Clank. Ratchettling. Jack and Daxter. Sly Cooper. If you can get your hands on Def Jam 5 for New York, that is a beautiful experience. I never played 5 for New York.

I played Vendetta. Oh, you see. Yeah. Snoop Dog being the final boss is crazy. It's so funny. I like Vendetta a lot. He has like 50 more pounds than he should. He's like,

he's still thinner than everybody else. He's still thinner, but like he's still way bigger than he should. They made him a tank. He's like, he's just a tank tank comparatively to how he is in real life. Right. Like he's,

I was like, oh, he has muscle out of him, but he's still way smaller than every, because everybody else is a lot bigger too. Of course. He's fucking doing all this martial arts jumping around. He's,

he just, he walks up your chest and kicks you in a face three times. He's, that game, fight for, New York is, it's, it's, it's fan dead on steroids. It's, it's, it's the

perfect sequel. It's like everything you want. It's like, oh, they just improved on everything. Oh, button in the sands on fucking PS2 as well as. Is it? Yeah. I've never played that. Oh, 50% playing the,

no. I played the fuck. That game is way better than has your right to be. Is it? Way, like, way better than that game should be. Remember my friend got it and I was like, what the fuck?

This is actually a cool game. I, interesting. Oh my God. Marvel. Ultimate Alliance. Ultimate Alliance. Is that on PS2? Is it? Really?

No, no, no, two isn't. One is. One is. I would say, if you're going to play Marvel Ultimate Alliance, get the newer one. Like, if you can't, like, play the, you know, play the 360 version. Not that the PS2 probably were. I just imagine that it must be. Because that was one of those rare instances back then where, like, I think the games were the same. Yeah.

I don't think they were, like, a different game. I think it's just, like, literally is just mega-paired down. So I would say, like, dude, yeah, Marvel Ultimate Alliance. is definitely like a no skip in my opinion. I loved that game so so much. I have, dude was it too? Rise of the Imperfect.

The game was mad fun. So I liked that game, but it was... I didn't beat that game. I beat it. I remember we talked about this forever ago. Yeah, yeah. I turned, I got mad and now I wonder if I would still have the same problem, maybe I wouldn't, but there was a level where you're Iron Man and you couldn't be hit.

The Iron Man was all fucked up and injured. And so you had to fight all those aliens And you literally could not be hit And I remember having a problem beating it To the point where I don't know how many times I tried There probably wasn't many Because I wasn't so invested

But I was just like fuck this And I never I just put it down I had a good time with that game The game's like far from perfect Yeah I remember like having a where were you I think you were you could be Grim right Grimm

Ben Graham Yeah I can't remember Oh yeah you could I couldn't remember his name I was like the thing. I remember his actual name. I remember Venom. I remember Venom. You had a, you could play as Ben Grimm. You guys. You guys Iron Man, Spider-Man. I remember Captain America. I think probably not Captain America. I don't remember him being in the game, but I don't, I just don't remember.

The New York guys. Like, the really New York guys. Yeah. To play as Electra. Electra. I remember that. I remember Johnny Ome being like somebody that I really liked. I don't really, I don't really, I don't remember specific, like this guy. Oh my God. The guy with like electric around him. God. I barely like. I don't really don't really know him. He was like my, he was like my go-to pick that wasn't Spider-Man. Yeah.

But I would like to play it again because I do want to go back to that level and see like, oh, maybe I was just tripping and it's not that hard. That game is busted though, by the way. That game is not a bad game. Because like, that's not balanced at all. Because I remember the multiplayer when you play with your friend?

I would throw you off stage all the time with fucking a bank room. I would, I would, I, there's a Spider-Man move where if you web somebody, you just throw them directly down. Yeah. And I would always play on the bridge. And I would just go to the corner and just throw them directly into the water.

and they just couldn't do anything. It was so fucked. And then Ben, we're gonna grab people and he would just throw them off and I'm like, so stupid. Yeah.

Oh, good time. That was a weird game. There's a lot. Like, dude, and we're probably not even mentioning all of it. There's probably so much if you look on,

we're not even scratching the service. That era was so many video games, dude. He already said, he already said the end of some of the important ones. Yeah. If you did miss that generation, maybe guitar hero.

Because Guitar Hero 2 Guitar Hero 2 is dope Really? I thought three was a good one Three is good but two Special Yeah Like number one didn't hit nearly as hard as two

Yeah two was the breakout for it That's when I got That's when I got involved I was like this Okay I'd play this Fucking had a Had mother on it Uh fucking had a

From Danzig That fucking I think that was the one That was the one that had Got That laid to rest by God I'm having a brain aneurysm right now. It's okay.

I'm just like not remembering. Speaking tongues. Lamb of God. It was even though it was a, the thing that was interesting about it, some of the, like, I think they couldn't clear some of the licensing. So then they put covers on it. And some of them were fucking awful. Oh, really?

But it reminds me of like just a good, like, I was like, oh, those are the good old days. Like, remember that shitty version of a Lamb of God song? It's the guy screaming sounds like fucking like there's cocks in his mouth. That's insane. It's so bad. As a matter of fact, I need to look that up Before I forget It had Dead by My Chemical Romance

Can You Hear Me Knocking Uh Beast in the Harlet Bad reputation Hanger 18 I loved Hanger 18 I love that song It's my favorite MeggerDex song

Actually the only The only Megadette song On my playlist personally And it's literally because of guitar hero Obviously Free Bird Crazy on you Fucking heart-shaped box Oh yeah

Dude it's a killer Killing in the name Yeah Message in a bottle Monkey wrench Dude it's good Shout at the devil Shout at the devil

Sweet child of mine Obviously I think they had There was one called soy something Soy bomb That I like Carry Me Home by this unknown band Called

The Living End The Living End Yeah That I really like That song was really fun to play It's like More pigs. That's all.

You really got me, Y Y Y YZ. Y Y YZ actually Dude, man. Y Y YZ was what actually got me to start listening in a rush. Oh, really? Because all the other songs I would hear. I kind of agree.

I was like, I don't really care about Tom Sawyer. Like, I would hear Tom Sawyer like, da-na-na-na-na-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-A. This song's fine. It's okay. But I heard Y-Y-YZ. I was like, this is fucking, I didn't know they were that progressive.

Like, Yeah. That's a fucking sick-ass song. That's a fucking sick-ass song. It's way better than that. What is that other one? Tom Sawyer. I kind of hate Tom Sawyer.

I don't know if it's because I've heard it too many times. Today's Tom Sawyer. Shut the fuck up. Nobody cares about Tom Sawyer. Not even a little bit. This isn't a fucking library, you dumb nerd. Shut up. No one cares about Tom Sawyer.

Oh my God. Yeah, I totally agree with you. It's played out. It is played out. I'm sure it's a, I'm sure it sucks. Rush is a, they have a lot of variety. Nill Per is a fucking fantastic drummer. And, yeah, so they,

the guitar hero, man. Crazy that they got me into the rush. All right, let's see. I remember Fall of Troy heavy from that. That's why I fell in love to follow Troy from Gartero three, I think. They weren't in two, so. Yeah. It must be three.

Yeah. Because it wasn't one. One had like, I don't even know the theme song to Power Rangers and maybe that's it. I don't even know. I didn't play guitar or one. I didn't play, yeah. I played one. I played three.

I wonder what that set list was like. I played three a lot, too. Three a lot. That's when you get into that battle with the devil at the end. Yes. I think three had savior on it. You beat that devil. Yes,

it did. It did. Man it. Right. Is that the one? Man it. Man it. No.

That is not savior. Oh, prayer of the refugee, I think. Is that the one? Manet. I don't know. Guitar Hero one.

The song's that. Guitar Hero one set list. I'm really curious. Don't suck me off now. That's that's savior? That's a savior? That's, Fuck me.

The guitar going I'm not remembering it. That doesn't sound familiar to me. The beginning of the song is that one riff, the guitar is going. Well, the beginning of the song is him talking. And then... Wait, no, it's not Savior.

No, that's different. You're talking about the song that goes like, something? Do we get out? That's Savior. No, but I'm thinking of something different. Yeah, I'm not talking about... That's Savior.

Yeah, I'm talking about the one that's on... You said that's on guitar here. And it starts off with the guitar. going, da-na, na, na, na, na. That's it. It's just two chords. I don't know what that is. You're the guy.

You know, but that's Savior. I'm not talking about Savior. I'm talking about a different song that was on Guitar Hero. Is it Breft Refugee? No, that's not on it. Is that right? I don't know. Play it.

I don't know. Oh, it is prayer. Okay. Okay, yeah, yeah. I was just like, that's my second guess. Okay. To be fair. I didn't say that.

Well, me doing the riff, I was like, but it's like the iconic riff. If I feel so. Yeah. Oh my gosh. It's the rise against. So the guitar hero one set list, Ace of Spades.

Oh, of course. Eight of Spades. Which I hate. You don't like that song? No, I think it's... What? I understand it is... It is...

Overplayed to the fucking sun, but it's so late. It's a good fucking song. I would never say... He sounds like he's smoking a baby. It's insane. It's so crazy. That song...

That song... That song... He's insane to me. It's all insane to me. He sounds like he sounds like he's evolving. He says he's taking a shit at the dentist while he's being worked on. That sounds so good, bark at the moon. Cochise from Audio Slave.

Cochee, what is that? Cochise? I don't know. Cowboys from hell. Oh, interesting. Crossroads, fat lip. Crossroads. By cream.

Oh. I was thinking fucking bone thugs. I was like, wait a minute. See you at the cross or else? How do you play on the guitar? Fat lip. Fat lip. That would have been fun to play.

Yeah, that would be good. Frankenstein by the Edgar Winter Group. I don't even know what that is. Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult. A heart full of black. Hey, you. Higher ground. I love rock and roll.

Of course. I hate that song. I love Joan Jed. I hate that song. I want to be sedated. Oh, I love that song. Infected by bad religion? That's a weird.

That's a weird bad religion pull. This is a thing. It just pulls it up. You're fucking stupid. Get out of here. Shut it off. We're going to get claimed. Iron Man, killer queen, more than a feeling.

Well, Iron Man was on it? Yeah, it's not a bad set list, I guess. I remember. Ziki starred us at the end is good. It's okay. It's fine. Two was better for sure. Pull up three.

Oh, my God. In the world looking for a black man. Oh, my God. I forgot about that. You don't remember that? shit that we didn't were kids. I forgot. You don't remember that shit? I could have got my entire life without

that was so stupid. It was so dumb. It was funny as only a kid. What? They changed the lyrics to Iron Man. It was a Ku Klux Klan. I am the Ku Klux Klan. I don't remember the lyrics.

I forgot about that. So dumb. Do three now. Yeah, I'm curious. I remember, okay, because that was weird. Beasts in the Harlow was on two? I thought that was on three. I mean, it could have been on both, maybe. Like, do they, would they have done that?

A bunch of song packs for it. Oh, no, no, no, because I specifically... Well, Guitar 3 also had DLC. That was the first one that had, like... Yeah, it is true. As far as I remember. We had a metric fucked on the... Since when that was on the, it was easy

since it was on the late... The other console, 360 in PS3. What the fuck is this list? Shut the fuck up. Just give me a straight list. Why can't anything work the way it's supposed to? You see a Kobe's Superman. If I was mad.

Okay. So, three's and sevens? Threes and sevens. By, uh... Three's and Sevens by the... Legends of Rock. Legends of Cocker, I remember that, yeah. My penis might.

All right. Threes and Sevens by Queens of Estonia. Anarchy in the U.S. Anarchy in the UK by the sex pistols. Barracuda. Oh, I am an anarchist. I am the Antichrist. I am the Antichrist.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sex pistol, I forgot it with them. Before I forget. By Slipknot. Oh, yeah. Black magic woman. Oh, that's great. Black sunshine.

That shit was cool to play. Black Magic Woman's fun to play in general. That was a vibe. Bulls on parade. Makes sense. Cherub rock by the Smashing Pumpkins. Cities on flame with rock and roll. What fuck?

Blue Oyster cult. Cliffs of Dover. That fucking lick, man. Cult of personality. Even flow. Even flow. I remember that. That was that.

That's not even close. That's the right rhythm, I guess. When I went to Seattle, there was a pearl jam exhibit at the fucking museum I went to. What do you mean? In where? In Seattle, like in the city. I would have burned it down. In some place in like Seattle.

And I went through it. I was like, these niggas sounds so stupid. Hey. And I'm going to get, I go to go. And I found. out Lily likes them. I like that song. He really likes her pro jam.

Even though is a good song, I... No, it's not. Yeah, it is. I like it. I like the other song. It's something's like called like Black or something. I don't know.

Oh, it's like it still has all these key keys in it. Oh yeah. I don't like Pearl Jam really, but even Flow hits. I think that shit hits. Oh, but sex everything. It's also just about something, which is nice.

Oh, come. Come. in my brain Guitar Battle versus Lou? You guys don't know that one? Oh yeah, that's when you I don't know that one You battle three people

Yeah You battle two people And then you battle the devil When you do The Charlie Daniel's man Oh okay The devil went down to my dick Oh Knights of Sedonia

That's what got me in the muse That's what got me to muse That's a great one That was the trailer That was the Man that was the trailer for Halo 5 5 was Knights of Sedonia I remember that

I don't remember that all being weird and I just remember why. Halo is not a muse game at all. Where's breaking Benjamin? What the hell? Holiday in Cambodia, hit me with your best shot. Hell yeah.

Helicopter by Block Party. That got a lot of people into the dead candies. Yeah. Miss Murder, the metal, Tenacious D. I remember that one. LaGrange, Laydown by Priestess. That was a fun one. Seaman Flo.

My name is Judas. Oh, Jonas. My name is Judas. Yo, that's a great idea. I'm gonna betray Christ. Mrs. the Bequeen, monsters. One by Metallica, number of the beast. There's a lot of shit on here.

Raining blood, reptilia by the strokes. Oh, yeah, rainy blood. That's right. Same old song and dance, Erosmith, sabotage. Of course. Rocky, like a hurricane. Story of my life Slow ride

Slow ride Story of my life That's a social Distortion Yeah When we were young By the killers Weird choice

For the killers It's actually a fun song To play on the guitar Because it's like easy Yeah Yeah It's just like a fun like I'm not like

Freaking out Yeah yeah Yeah It's where this I just think like You know Mr. Brightside Or

What is that? Welcome to the jungle I hate that fucking What did you say? What did you say? that. I had a dream and it was fucking crazy. You said that on an episode, I think recent. It was in an extra

I've been going through some of the clips and just like because I forgot, I realized that you could it's hidden in the, it's hidden in Instagram like in the details and advanced settings, but you can schedule reels. So like what I'm doing is I'm just kind of going through and like finding small clips like really quick ones. Yeah.

To just post to Instagram and I have them scheduled. I have one scheduled for tomorrow, scheduled for the next day and all. I figured like, uh, if I can do this in bulk, it'd be a lot easier than I had a dream. That's a finding one in the right moment. That is a good point. Yeah, to do that.

So I've just been doing that. But I posted that clip where it's like, I had a dream and it was fucking crazy. I don't remember where it's from, though. I think it was from an extra ammo. Of course it is. Fucking. But yeah, Guitar Hero 2 is sick. Getting your hands on that PS2 original hardware is probably going to be annoying.

Yeah. But that is a guitar too. But that is a PS2 era game. You got use the guitar. I played Guitar 3 with the controller. How did that work? I think it's how to feel. I think it was...

Maybe actually. I think it was left trigger right... Left trigger, right... It was the bumpers primarily for the four, and then like A, I think, was the fifth one. Okay. So it was basically just like a... What was the strum?

I don't remember. I think it might have been all at once or something. I'm not sure. I don't know if there was a strum. There had to be. I think so it like turns it into like just like a DDR? Yeah, kind of. It was just like a controller.

It was kind of fun, actually. Interesting. But it's better with the guitar. I never even thought to try that. I had to, because I think I downloaded the demo, but then I was like, oh, yeah. The guitar hero controller I have is for PS2. Oh. This is it going to work.

Oh, interesting. But I already downloaded the demo, which, and I think it was like a gigabyte. So it was like a gigabyte or like, it might have been like 700 megabytes. That's a lot back then. But it took hours to download. So, like, I was just like, well, I didn't just download this for nothing. I booted it up just to see if I couldn't. You can play that game with just a controller.

I would recommend it. Nice. I was really bad at that game, but I feel like it's just because I was just not, my brain was dumb. The reason I should have been bad at that. I should have been, I shouldn't have been great,

but I shouldn't have been bad. That game is so easy. It seems like on paper. Well, it's not, I mean, it's, it trips me up as a guitar player. It's easy when you practice it after a while

because I remember, I literally remember how I practiced was I went into the practice mode in two. And then so it was, having me practice the solo in Danzig's mother. And I just did that over and over until I was like, okay, I think I got it. Like, it's, I don't like that I have to do that. But I'm like, I can't believe I'm fucking grinding this bullshit.

Like, I feel like I'm not progressing. I did hangar 18 over and over again. Yeah. On like increasing difficulties. Nice. There was a game called Stepmania. That was sort of like like finger DDR. Oh yeah.

I got really good at that game over a summer. right. It's like, didn't talk to people. And I played that game. And then I remember, like, the summer's coming to end. It was, like, fucking, like, late August. People were like, where are you doing? I was getting good at Stepania. And they were like,

cool. You gotta be gay. You gotta be gay. I was like, nah, dude. I really like my anime openings. Helps you get fucking better at fingering pussies. Hey, gay. Or fingering ass.

Slapping pussy as hard as I can. That's what you got to do. Halo 3 Mountain Dew rode in. Yeah, that's a, that's most of it. what we I think can offer. Like, I missed out a lot of games too from that era, so. But I think we, you're on the right track. No.

Halo 3 Mountain Dew rode in. They said, hey, fellas, I've been, been, I can't read today. I've been binge watching an assload of horror movies. So I wanted to ask a simple question. What is your guys his favorite horror movie or last horror movie that actually scared you? No. Favorite horror movie? Easily insidious one.

It's not scary. It's really fucking funny. It depends on what you mean. Because like, there's a movie called, I think the others. Good movie. I really love that movie.

It's not, it's a, you know what I mean? It's more suspense. Like, it's more suspense and it's creepy and eerie, but it's not like necessarily like a, ooh-ho boo!

You know, there's no boogaboo moments. It's more like upsetting, but I like that movie a lot. But like pure, pure horror movie or like pure like camp horror movie, like Evil Dead

is my favorite easily. Like, by a lot. Like, by a wide margin. Those movies aren't horror. Those movies are not scary at all to me anymore, but I guess that I'm hard of the time they were meant to be. Because those are just fucking funny movies. Well, they are hard.

Like, that I think what those movies understand is that horror and like comedy are very, very, very, very, very, very, very close. And especially, like, ridiculous. Like, Freddy. Motherfucker. Freddy Krueger is dumb as shit. Dumb as fuck. It's dumb for it's dumb premise

Not young people For young people It's really scary And you're young and your brain I was never scared Because he looks scary Technically He doesn't what the stupid

Fucking fucked up My uncle looks like that Yeah My uncle Jay Leno Yeah oh Well Yeah you never Discloses information

It's making funny It's a different Jay Leno Oh We always making funny uncle The whole time The shit on him The fact he got beat by the mob And you're like

Yeah Yeah Yeah, my uncle's funny. He's a funny guy. He's a funny guy. He's a funny guy. But yeah, Evil Day 2 for me. Yeah, I never consider that. But I guess I think it's like one of those things with Die Hard.

Is it a Christmas movie or not? I think it's just one of those things. This depends on how you interpret it. Yeah, I just, the thing is for me, like, I don't get, the horror movies don't scare me. Yeah, they don't. Like, it's impossible, really. And I'm like, that's dumb.

I think horror games freak me out more because I think I'm in it. And so because I have to react. And it's, I think there's just a little bit more effort put into, like, immersing you in that. I think horror games are also really not scary at all. They're not, but they're more, they're scarier than movies to me. Because, like, if I'm in a situation, if I see a horror movie and, like, somebody's, like, in the room and they're like, okay, I'm going to walk into this room and I'm not going to check the corners, right? Yeah, you can, you can. Well, you're a fucking idiot, because I wouldn't have done that.

And a hard game lets it, you're kind of in the position where it's like, okay, I'm going to check the corner. And then you still get fucked over by something that you couldn't. That you didn't prepare for. That's scary. It's still not like dreadfully scary. The thing about horror game is that you have the ability to combat them directly. I'm not all of them. Most of them.

Not the biggest ones. I would say probably the opposite. Yeah. Most of the horror games made are you're defenseless. Which game do you say you're defense? Amnesia. Outlast. Alien isolation.

Yeah, that's the thing you can fight. You can combat that. At like the very end. You're running away, but most probably you can combat them. But usually the idea is to not like. because you're thinking like Resident Evil where you just fight them all the time. Yeah, that's not a hard game.

That's, it's usually like all the people that make horror genres and stuff, they make sure you're, you're helpless and all you can do is run and hide. And that's what makes it so scary because you fucking can't really fight back. I personally don't like those games. That's, you know,

I like, I like the idea of them, but I like to do more, I like, I'm so used to a Resident Evil where I can shotgun something in the face that's coming at me. That zombie scares me that. below his fucking head off his body. Like, I like that, but, um, so I've played like some of the other games were.

It's like, say, um, I, I didn't have the, I was trying to play the evil within and I just didn't have the patience to deal with the beginning before I got all the stuff I needed to fight. Because at first you're, you're running. And I was like, ah, I was like, hurry up. This fucking dumb assholes like chasing me throughout the fucking place. And I'm like, there's got to be something laying around there I can, he was just in the, there's hooks and there's, grab something else.

Anyway. Well, dude, even the evil. Within's a good example because there's a second game in that. Have you seen the clip from the second game? No. Where two characters are talking and they're talking about, they talk, I don't know, I don't remember the context of the conversation, but they're like, it seems like there's evil within two. And then they turn to the camera. That's awesome.

And that's a hot, yeah. Like it is like in the game. That's crazy. So it's like they're really close. Like horror is absurd. Do you remember when you played Resident Evil You found out how to get the like the critical headshot with shotguns where you learn to aim for the chest And then you always blow off their heads

When I found that out I was like oh I'm God now I just became God Yeah Run around below and people's heads off That's all was when you eventually got the custom magnum And that that thing it was the most powerful gun Oh Chris's gun The um the uh

Red Hawk this was a no no no this is uh I'm thinking of two You would get in two. You can get a magnum towards the end, right? Yeah. But then you would get this, you would get like, you can get the custom. So there was like a shotgun. There was a custom shotgun.

There was the custom shotgun. In two? Yeah. So you were going crazy. You would get the custom. You would just get these upgrades. There was just certain things that you would have to do to get like the upgraded versions of these guns.

And they were just way powerful. Oh no. Wait. This is insane. But there's evil within two. Oh, it's the same asshole. Yeah. I actually survived the first game.

Isn't insane? But it's a serious horror game. It is. Like, the whole time it is. And then it's just like, okay, here. That's so fucking stupid. I think horror is such a weird. It's because it's this.

I love it. It's such a weird genre because it just gets, the older you get the less, like, because I think there's good horror movies. But it's also, it's more suspense. Like, the best horror film I think ever is probably, like, genuinely is probably like egosis. Maybe.

that's probably like the number one that's probably what like a film school the number one would be like oh like this is the best one it's like citizen cane is a masterpiece fucking it's the best movie ever dude it's ahead of its time it sucks it sucks

it sucks citizen cane is so fucking oh it was the snow globe get a fucking grip the snow blow I think I think that's a bit of what it is impressive what it's like okay this is good for like

you were the first people to do certain things cool, neat. Good job. Yeah, that's what you get. This is, it's, it's even as good as, like, Napoleon Dynamite. Like, it's, it's like, Nosephiratu. That's crazy. Isn't it that? Apparently, it's amazing. I got to see it. I only know him

from SpongeBob. Nosephiratu, actually, the German Dracula actually used to scare me. Yeah, he's creepy as a kid. I fucked that I got, bro. Yeah. I also, there's a Super Nintendo game where you have to fight him. Yeah. Yeah, you have to fight Nosephratu. It's actually the game's called Nosephratu.

And you're a stupid fucking teenager or maybe you're in your early 20s. I don't know. Your girlfriend's been kidnapped. It's so tropey. And you're this regular guy and like Gene fucking in basically a Canadian tuxedo fighting mythical creatures. It's so fucking you know. I know what you're talking about. Bro, it's is that a side scroller?

Yes. It's basically just punch? Yeah. You're punching and kicking. Yeah. And you're like beating up werewolves and stuff? Yes. Yeah, I know exactly what this is.

One of the bosses is two. Gorillas. I think you're right. I remember because he's dressed like in like an 80s kind of. He's like a tank top or something. He has a blue jeans. He has a blue jeans. He has the asses.

The vest. He's a Canadian tuxedo. He's got the, and it's so fucking dumb, but I played the fuck out of that game. I played it way too much. That's so funny. I forgot all about that game.

The ability to get your nut lets you be able to fucking kill mythological creature. Yeah, you can fight werewolves. You beat a werewolf. Angry fucking gorillas or something. Like they're apes. They might have been orangutags. They're just savage beasts that you clearly should not be able to be just sitting in Dracula's camel.

I got to tell you, the sound effects for the punchies, the attacks are so satisfying. And there's something about it that I was like they really made you feel like you were hurting the fuck out of something you're hitting. Even if you're a regular person. And it's really funny. It's you get that end of the game and it's fucking drag. It's no frost on a thing. It's like humans are nothing but a bag of secrets and homosexuality. And he drops the glass and then it starts to fight.

it's like, what the fuck? This is the wrong game. This is the wrong. This ain't right, you. What is the original quote? I have no idea what the original quote is. What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets, I think.

And what does it become? What are you talking about? They changed the quote. No, they didn't. Yeah, they did. And for what? I thought people would just change it for what do you mean? There was an original quote,

then there was a quote they changed it to. Because of the modern one that I have in my PS4, and that's not the quote. What is the modern one? I don't know. I remember that quote directly. I'm gay. I feel like they didn't change it. Because why would you change?

Why would you? People are, people love that stuff. My asses. Yearns for you. Dracula. Dead and loving it. Secrets.

You've seen that movie? I know. What the hell is that? A spoof, right? Yeah. I think it might have been with Lizley Nielsen. I can't remember who it was. It's been too long.

Yeah. I think it's, I remember the title. Was it Leslie Nielsen? I haven't seen that since I was a kid. Let's see. You ever see Blacula? Of course.

Do you remember in Grimmonson of Billy and Andy? That he just, that was like... That was just a character in that show. Literally, I think he was like literally... Was his name Blackia? It was Dracula. Not Dracula, Dracula, Dracula. Dragola.

That's right. Dragola. Dude. Oh, wow. I didn't know fucking Mel Brooks directed this. That sounds right, actually. But yeah, Dracula dead and loving it. So it was, the title actually, now that I hear Mel Brooks.

Yeah. It's, yeah. Yeah, it was a spoof with Leslie Nielsen. I feel like that was probably terrible. It was probably, I remember liking it as a kid, but I didn't, clearly I didn't like it that much because I've seen other Mel Brooks films many of times over. Have you seen, um. I've seen many Leslie Nilsen movies over and over again. I haven't bothered to go back to that one. That's a good point.

I was watching an airplane the other day. Dude, Naked Gone. Naked Gunn kills me still. Nickon is probably the best movie I've ever seen in my life, actually. I think for real That's probably like It's good It's one of my favorites

And Lily and Lily is like What the fuck is happening And I'm like this is so funny Awfully big mustache Why don't you boys start singing Okay Oh yeah And they

Nail it And then he's like Get out of here The naked The naked gun is probably one of my Dude I've been on a kick Lately Because for whatever reason

My I don't know if it's TikTok Or Instagram or whatever But their algorithm Has been feeding me nothing But specific clips of animated shows and I got into a rabbit hole

of do you know the doctor from family guy? Yeah. Oh yeah. I forgot about this character, but he's written, his entire character is like, is a Leslie Nielsen bit the entire time. Like everything he says is hilarious.

It's so good. He's always giving you the wrong diagnosis over and over again. Yeah, he's like, he's also like always like objected. Like, he's at the doctor and then he's like, it's like, oh my goodness, you're going to die. And they're like, what is like?

And then he pulls out a comic. He's like, oh, hey, God, the horrible. Do you live this way for much longer? Oh, right, right, right, right, right. And it's just the whole schick. He's like, now Mr. Griffin, that delivers's got to come out. And then they're gasp and he's like, what do you mean? It's like, it's been in the microwave for three minutes.

It'll get dry now. And it just keeps moving. And it's so fucking. I was, I was belly laughing at these clips. I haven't saw that? That's a classic. I have seen it, but I forgot about it. So they hit me like a train again.

pull up this one. This is my favorite moment of it is. I think I might know what it is. You probably know what it is. Let's see. What are you that you're healthy? Can it be both? It's so good. There's one where Joe's in the hospital

and they're like Oh my God, Doc, am I paralyzed? And he goes, I'm afraid of ghosts. And yes. It's so good. I forgot how funny that specific character was. There's one of her,

they're all clapping at an auditorium and Joe's sitting down his wheelchair. He's like, get up, you jerk. Dude, it murdered me. That's such a funny,

fucking character. Dr. Hartman is sick. He's great. Can it be both? It's the long pause before and after. It's perfect. It's perfect.

Man, I forget sometimes that family guy can be funny. You know what I mean? It was funny for a long time. Oh, yeah. Those original seasons are fucking fun.

That's where that one's from. You can tell me the animation of it. I remember that it only hits, it only hits hard once, but the him tripping and doing the, like that, I remember everybody talking about that at school. I think I was my freshman year of high school.

Everyone was talking about like, dude. That was the Willie Wonka episode, right? Yeah, yeah. The fucking pot tucket. I got a world of dreams. That shit was, the Chumba song. That was a great episode.

It is a good episode. That's really good. Early family guys are really good. Anyway. What the hell is this? Yeah, all right. Let's get to some. Yeah, right.

Oh, yeah. We're going to read our audience. $25. At a patrons now. Gonna be boob. Aren't they talking about that? Is it going to be a gorse? Is it talking about lucky you're not a horse.

They would turn you into dog food or to chumba wamba. Gobble-de-glue. Is that actually a? Yeah. A pee. A. Tears. Here.

Griffin. Peter Griffin. The fact that the trouble would always come out and talk about death and like how God's not real. What do you get when you're stuck in that chair? Finding it hard to go up and downstairs. What do you think of the one you call God is in his absence slightly odd? And then maybe he's forgotten you. I remember that.

I mean like, what the fuck? What did it come from? That is why. kicking his ass out and he's like, oh, I'm a fucking chorus fan anyway. Silver bullet! Like, it's good. Beautiful. Beautiful fucking episode.

Dude, dude, I haven't, I haven't belly laugh like that at like a TV show. It'll long, I really just forgot about that style of writing. I haven't watched comedy a long while. Of ghosts. And then. And yes. And yes. Oh, my God.

Why would you say that? I haven't watched so much sappy shit. You're going to, oh my God. You're going to, you're going to die. when you watch these Dean Martin celebrity roast what the fuck this sucks so stupid all right let's read the names are

$25 and up patrons now what a retarded man the story I built in a celebration in fact yes exactly what a retardant man would do what's that read it and wheat there's an episode you're talking about with the PACE and Griffin where he was like he said he reads um he was like

read and weep Brian I'm not retarded it says I'm a genius he's like no in fact it says you're In fact, actually mentally retarded. And he's like, what a retarded man destroy his own house in celebration? He's like, yes. That's exactly what it would be. What's the best family I joke, you think? Oh, man, that's a, that I can't select.

I can't select one. What's the one that comes to, the one that comes to mind, aside from the doctor ones, is, my God, Brian, there's a message in my chirio. Or there's a message in my alphabets. It says, ooh, like Peter, those are Cheerios. That's a great. I love that one. There's just moments. There's moments that I really like.

There's things like, say, when Peter finds out of his part black. And like, I went to now. There was the part where, like, he's about to leave, Lois' father's about to leave the house. And he, like, trips and accidentally whips him.

Because, like, he grabs, like, the drapes. Oh, yeah. Things like that. He actually, like, it's things like that that it's so fucking absurd. It's very Seinfeldian insane. It's so funny. Or he was trying to make Luke Perry. Is that his name?

Luke Perry, I think you're right. He was trying to make him be gay or what. I don't remember why. Yeah, I don't know. I know what you're talking about, though. He comes up to him and he like puts eyes on his nipple. It doesn't work. And he's like, oh, I got this.

He pulls his thong up. Like, he's wearing like a speedo and Peter pulls his thong up and starts walking by him and just goes running away gagging. And it's just like, it's so, it's so absurd. thinking that this is going to turn this guy like Peter Griffin in a thaw. There's, I don't know. There's one shot from that show that, like, I love it because

it's understated. Yeah. Where like, I think it's like a chase scene and like Stewie's running through a hospital and then he jumps out a window. And he tumbles into a dumpster and then he crawls out. But like the shot, it's him, it's Stewie running. And then when it cuts to the outside. It's a real ball. It's an adult black guy in Stewie's clothes and he lands and then real

stewie comes out. Like they just have. had like a obviously miscast stunt double. Yeah. And then they never addressed it again. That, uh, that reminds me of, uh, the only, something like that. The only funny scene in, uh, I think it was called date movie.

You know, those like, those spoofs on all the day movies. Oh, when, like, scary movie took off and then everybody was like, yeah, they made a bunch of terrible ones. Just an extra movie. Epic movie. So the only thing I remember is, is date movie were, uh, the main character. I think the chick is supposed to be, she's on a bicycle and then she's supposed to be doing like a ramp like, just a, a jump, like just a,

jump and then it's like a giant buff black dude wearing the same dress doing it and it was like that same thing. It was the only thing in that movie that made me laugh. I was like that's funny. There's a scene where like they have that horse that's like dumb and they're just standing around doing nothing and like the horse died like got to get rid of it Peter and horse, he puts it on the hood of his car and drives fast as he can then stops and he breaks it into the Jewish guys of a fucking store. And I'm like that's so fucking stupid. That's so fucking stupid. But also everything we've drawn Brian and Stewie, like off the Rotter Island.

Like I remember that. Those are good episodes. Like, I remember that music being like just really good. Oh, yeah. He clearly just wants to make those. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. That's why he did it eventually.

Anyway. Best joke. Yeah. When, um, I think it's literally from that, uh, where they're traveling and Brian Brian trying to speak Spanish to one of those dudes in the truck. Oh, yeah. He's like, uh, Myanmar, Brian. He's like, my, my, my mom, my mom is Brian.

He's like, Brian. My mom is Brian. You don't need to say. Yes, you know, you don't need to say S. And then he's like, and he was just... You speak English? I remember that whole quote like the back of my hand, actually. He's like, my Amo S Brian.

He was like, oh, very good. But you don't have to say S. This is me Yamma, Brian works fine. He was like, oh, he's speaking. He's like, no, I'm speaking English. He was like, he's like, really? He's like, I just speak the said and me explaining that I can't be English. And he's like, really?

Are you serious? Can't? That shit is, that is the best. I think that's the best joke that's my life. That shit was fine. It's very Leslie Nielsen that joke. It's just, no, just this line stating that and the line explaining it. No, just what I said and then the line explaining it.

Okay? Yeah. It's really good. I love that he has no Spanish accent at all either. That's what makes it so fucking perfect. It's just a guy. So good. It's the same guy.

Alto. Anyway, yeah, we'll read our. That's from that episode. That's episode, we'll see his mom. Los Otros. I remember he's trying to like, he's trying to talk. Yeah. It's good.

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I mean, how many, that is kind of like Not that I sound crazy, but it's like, I know one Arab out here. And I had at least like six friends who are Arabs. They're not close friends, obviously. Yeah, I wouldn't consider them friends. Like maybe it was in high school. I'd be like, oh, I was my friend, but I'm like, yeah. You scary.

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You still here Yeah I'm not even sure why you're alive But yeah Dude shut the fuck up and die Get up my face Come back next week Well I got a four of a kind Anyway

Your heart's gone Wow Speaking of hearts being gone There's really bad A bad ass moment in Marvel where Magneto gets punched in the heart. He gets like fucking his heart ripped out. He can't control Magnetism.

He keeps pumping the blood through his body. It's fucking cool. Shut up, dumb bitch. What is his heart made of metal? Go fucking, no, your blood is you fucking dumb bat. No, metal is made of blood. You, sir.

But he has, like, he has, like, his one, like, really cool final moment where he, like, he gets back to Earth and he, like, fucking, you, it's really cool. You guys, my pulse is gone. You are gay bitch. I'm gonna kill you

I've got a night Baby King is cool on you Louis Armstrong fuck you to plunge into your guts I've got a serrated sacrificial blade I'm gonna jam it

right in your fucking throat it's enchanted What's the name of the dagger? The fucking ritual dagger from I'm from Skyrim I don't remember There's a lot of them The fact that you remember that

It's incredible That's interesting Because I don't remember It all actually I can be wrong I've been having the Urge. Is it frustrating how regularly this happens

where it's just like I just I feel urges to go back to Skyrim and play it differently You know? Yeah. Because I know that like stealth archer is like the default way that Because the game kind of bleeds you there But like I've seen a lot of videos

It's it's But look It's getting really annoying seeing Public It's getting fucking You see this shit? It's getting really annoying seeing public opinion on video games Like constantly fucking flip-flop

All the guys goddamn time. Skyrim's the greatest game ever when it comes out. Then like, actually Skyrim fucking sucks. And then recently I saw one, it's like, I just realized I always thought Skyrim sucked. After I used to really like it, I always thought Skyrim sucked. And now I went back

and I played it actually paying attention to alchemy and actually playing attention to enchantments and actually paying attention to all the other, you know, actually all the other systems in the fucking game. And then I realized like, well, it's actually pretty good. Oh, so he played the game. Whoa, no shit. The game that like sold 60 million copies is good.

Whoa. It blows my mind how people played the game so shallowly. People didn't use conjuration. They didn't use fucking enchantment. They didn't get their fucking speaking ability up. It's like this game is so, it's a really robust game. Like this is they're stupid people, right? They just don't know.

They don't understand. They're intimidated. Well, the thing for me is that like I didn't play with that stuff either, right? I was a, I was a stealth archer warrior. I had a little bit of magic. I loved it because I understood it's like, yeah, I understand that these systems are there. they're not my style right now. But like to imagine, to be like, oh, this game sucks

because there's not like enough systems. Like, I just, no, I didn't interact with those at all. I liked my time with it a lot. I've actually been thinking about like, I started like last year, like, then I got pulled away from all the games that I had to cover. I started like a survival playthrough. Oh, right.

You have to actually eat and like pay attention to that stuff. Yeah. And it's sick. I remember that, yeah. It's janky, sure. But like, what the fuck? You're going to do it? It's not that good.

It's a little jank. You know what I love? Mujora's mask. Yeah. The fuck. They're all old games at a certain point of janky. I just like there's so many people just just, I think you're saying like, oh. YouTube you have a bad opinion about it.

And it's like, oh, I hate this. I fucking hate it now too. Everybody likes it. I hate this game. Right. I'm fucking, I'm some white guy from fucking Nebraska. We're at the Redemption 2 story actually.

Even though it made me fucking cry and like think about it for five straight years. No, I think about it. Kind of gay and dumb. Yeah. That's where I'm, people's making dumb content all the time about like, like, like, that's me right now. convince people. That's me right now with people saying,

oh, So Guitano's a fucking Mary Sue. It's like, my niggas, so is Luke Skywalker. So is Anakin fucking Skywalker. Like, every main character is a Mary Sue. They're the main characters. To varying degrees, but yes, you're right. To the point. That's the point of them. They are meant to be abnormal

from the status quo because they're the main character. There's always abnormal, like, plot contrive and, that's the character die all of a sudden this case, it's like, because of the fact that if this character died, the story would be over. There'd be no story. If fucking Luke got stabbed in the face by Vader There are things where it's just like

them finding the dagger or whatever it's like Come on. Like that was ridiculous. The thing is that all of that stuff. The way that they found it. The way that they found it is like oh convenient. Derek said it the best way possible. It is Just make it believable. Right. All of this is bullshit. All of it's bullshit. But just make it believable, you know. That's it. Yeah. That's the only

thing that's literally the only thing to complain about is like bro we understand where the destination is supposed to go. Where it's supposed to end up. Just make the journey believable. That's it. It's literally that simple and I think it's just laziness right you're like I just want to make it shitty and if you can't make it believable we'll make it fun as fuck to where people don't care anymore

like bullet train no no people people will care bullet train is fucking awesome people talk down that movie so bad it's crazy to me it'll be so fucking good to the point of everything that we've been saying we're what the fuck that might be one of my favorite action movies in the last like five years easily that

it's one of those movies that like I have the urge to watch every once in a while yeah that was really fun. I kind of want to say that again. It's ridiculous. It's fucking hilarious. There's so many good moments. The characters are fantastic. The scene. That one dude, that's you. You know, that one, the British version of you? Oh, fucking, what you call it? I don't know. I don't know. I'm got like a weird his name's. His name's like Tubbins or like honey or something. It's

oh yeah, yeah. It's a tangerines. Tangerine. Tangerines. And then lemons. And something and something. Yeah. His real name is John, Henry something. John Henry White or something like that. Of course. Yeah. Of course. He's black. He's black. He's from the South. Pick a name out of a hat. Type-a-ha-ass Fucking most nigified Niggin' name ever But it's just like

You know what it's all It's great That movie's so fucking It's fucking really good The fucking the fucking shots When they were doing the thing When they were destroying The fucking

The samurai His house in Japan And it had the fire And a guy was bleeding And he came out With the rolling A fucking pistol Oh yeah

Yeah That shit's fucking I was like this It was the only mask And I was like this is Really good Awesome looking The cinematography is fantastic

Even bad bunny's part Was awesome too He didn't do anything You were great. If any number of those shots were in a like a Kojima game, people would be like, this is fucking great. You know what I saw? And they'd be right. I saw it.

Yeah. I saw an Instagram reel of some of the Assassin's Creed shadows gameplay of the chick and seeing. Oh, yeah. She was the self one, right? Yeah. And so I was seeing some of the gameplay. And I was looking at the comments and the comments. This is what makes me mad about these people.

The comments were all things that if they were being objective, they'd be saying, the same thing about like from software games because it was just like oh man it's the same thing over and over it's copy it's this there that the system was fine i watched the gameplay it was fine i was like it's what i expected it to be but these people were complaining like it's like oh it's not they didn't reinvent the wheel and i'm like you don't care about that though we've played plenty of games where they don't reinvent the fucking wheel and you like just stop that's the thing with indiana jones right now is that like i want it uncharted You didn't want this thing that's actually new and weird and different and actually like doing something.

It's an argument you have all the time where like people are like it's fucking the whole Witcher thing. It's like, The Witchers can't do this. It's like, dude, this canon came from people that act like they read the Witcher books. A lot of them did it. Some of them probably did. Some of them probably did right.

And the books when they admit that there's like, oh, that's not canon because the game that can is like my nika. Most of the canon that people understand is the games. My guy. I just want to beat them so badly. You need to die. Fast on fire.

Beat them all, dude. Beat them all. I'm so over it. Anyway, side track. We got sidetrack. Yeah, yeah, totally. I don't remember where the fuck is.

I want to just wear somebody's skin, bro. Boys is de I want to. Sweetie Flosses with his own pants. I saw a video that said, do the Mass Effect franchise still hold up? And this video is like a year old. And I'm like, nigga the fucking legendary edition just came out for years ago.

What do you mean? What is this? Good reviews. They got grave reviews. What is everybody loved it? Video. Like, I didn't. Of course, I didn't watch it, but I just don't

I couldn't possibly understand what they would say. Well, you know what it is. It's meant to engage you actually. Like, shit of it's algorithm. It's literally like pinpointed. That's the reaction they want really. They would be like, what the fuck I gotta watch this shit.

That's what I have to. That's why. That's why I, because I fucking, I, yeah, that's why. I will stand by this.

I do like fucked up shit, but I never, ever, ever tweet anything fucked up. I never tweet fucked up fucking right wing bullshit. I've never done it. Interact with way too much weird shit. that's the thing so my oh oh sorry that just gave me a boner somebody's showing uh bring back uh this is an old

that's cool so the unimusha fucking look at this so they replied to this uh from june so i'm gonna misha in the official uh unimusia page on tour like okay oh nice just to a random person i love that oh that's that's so cool and i was just seeing uh look that french piece of shit look that guy It's all Oh, ha. I'm just here Bro, the sword of whip is so sick, man. Fuck. I'm just here so I don't get killed.

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Okay. What kind of dad is that? It's crazy. It's a bad that doesn't take ever skate this one with that. Clearly. I'm just like, come on. And it isn't rage bait, apparently. That's why I'm like,

yeah. I was like, dude, I know this is like obviously. It's literally just not toned. It's fifted. but not tone. It's yeah, he's just not, he's not like,

oh, competition ready. Like, I'm going to just lose the last bit of water and be like fucking like, oh, now you can see how,

my, how sweet my abs are. Like that, literally it takes a weekend of pizza, like, looking like completely and then just being that.

Like, it's incredible. Like, how the body can transform. And like, that guy's in fantastic shape, obviously is what I'm saying. I watch,

like, and I know this is, like obviously bullshit. This is like obviously the engagement. I know but like watching like these things with like the young men are like talking to these women women like I need a man that makes at least 150K. It's like bitch bitch.

The fact that yeah you do watch that you don't don't that's why that's why they think you're fucking right wing guy. I don't know I just click as I'm like this has to be in. I click it for the comments the comments would be laugh every time. Right but like the like I understand it's like the heavy misogyny group of

people are the ones consuming that content. I know. They don't know that I'm like, you know I'm laughing. Yeah. Not I'm like, yeah. I think you're just them. I'm not. That's crazy.

I think you're trying to pretend like you aren't. If I've been putting on a fucking long game, I'm like, yeah. I guess so. I must be. Yeah. Because I just don't interact with it. I think it's funny. I think looking at.

What's funny about it? People's comments saying shit that's bananas cartwheels. This is why. Yeah, it's like, hey. I think it's funny. I think it's boring and played out. I think it's insane. I said those bitches be hit

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It was the most It's the most It's the most Wonderful time Your head is so much in the shot more than usual. I moved slightly to the right.

I was just it is, I don't know man. That one we got, we gotta, we'll figure it out. Maybe we just push the table a little bit away from the wall, maybe.

We'll figure it out. Like, we're gonna, we'll figure it out. Yeah. Proceeds to not. It's the most wonderful, it's the most wonderful time

to be queer. Thanks. Yeah I think it's a good time There's that song You see that There was like a tweet There's a tweet that was going around

That made me chuckle Because it was like these three people Writing the Christmas song Where there was just like There'll be There'll be Something for toasting Marshallows for toasting

And caroling out in the snow And it's like some Guy who understands Christmas And it's like that line And then it's a guy Who has no idea What the fuck Christmas is And it's

They'll be scared ghost stories and tales of old glories of Christmas is long, long ago. I'm like, that is a weird, that is a, like, why, like, ghost stories? I don't want that for Christmas. Are you thinking like the Christmas Carol guy? Yeah, it has to be him. It's like, I don't want ghost stories like Christmas. I hate how it feels right now.

Everything feels so grossly. It's like 80 degrees. I want to feel the Christmas. It's really weird, man. But I'm immune to it almost as I've never loved Christmas ever. I've never been like a really big fan of it. Cut that off before he says, Christmas. I never loved the real

yeah I never love yeah I never love I can't feel shit I don't know Alaska oil field trash cause you hear most of MDS 5 is filler Miller Texas Tate of Salad Young Sheldon being swang into Sweeney's fat head Steve Urgle viciously raving Johnny 5 for

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The illustrious king Of haphazard One Granola Bar Wow He hasn't even been fucking years He's been in a coma

In the hospital for years This is this They give him a piece of this He's so excited. The rest of it's mine. I'm a doctor. I need my strength. You are so gracious.

So you need a new heart I'm hearing. How am I alive? Well, Mr. Armstrong, I'm not quite sure. We're probably going to study you. Maybe because your strong arms, Armstrong. Yeah, your strong. Must have to do with your lineage of strong arms. Strong arms.

Yeah. Lewis. I'm looking to be alive. Thank you for the Greno. You can't leave the hospital. We have you hooked up to electrodes to keep you alive. You have no heart. I hope you're aware.

Do what you got to do. Life is a lie. Let's leave. Bye. Let's leave. Bye. Let's leave. Bye.

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