The Snark Tank - #289: Superman Looks GOOD

Episode Date: December 27, 2024

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Hey, look. He said, hey, look, he said, hey, look. He said, hey, hey, hey. He's by the great Chris Raygo, Derek Blackman, and Tom Sweetie. Sit back and prepare for some glazing glory. Hey, everybody. Welcome to the Snark Tank podcast. It's me, your host, Chris.

It's that. Derek. And that's it. It's good to be here. It's going to be here. It's going to be here, the dual podcast that we've had four plus years. I'm a tree I'm a tree

tree tree tree tree I'm a tree That's exactly the sound The trees big That's true I didn't know The tree sounded Just like Louis Armstrong

Yeah yeah That's a bit of a stretch But I'm a tree Tree tree tree tree Russell Russell Merry Christmas Russell Russell Russell Russell Russell

That's what they do Merry Christmas Everybody Jesus was not born This day Wasn't like March or something It's spring It was closer

To when it was not freezing Yeah Yeah, yeah. But yeah, Merry Christmas. I guess it's Christmas because people are going to get this, you know. Whatever. Patrons might get this on Christmas.

Patrons might. Good for you. Yeah, whatever. Good for you. Hope you had a good Christmas. Hope it didn't suck. Hope you didn't get fucking cold even though you deserve it. Hope you're not Jewish.

So you got to celebrate Christmas. Well, I mean, if you are, you get, like, way more presents, though? I don't fucking know shit. I don't know shit. I don't know shit about Judaism, bro. I mean, I think, well, they get more presents, but they get shit, right? Don't they get, like, dreadles and, like, bench apparel, use Yamacas and so. Yeah, those ones who you've probably got property.

Yeah. Property is crazy. They get settlement property. That's crazy. They're giving a country that's not there, you know, shit like that. Go there. Let's not go there. Merry Christmas, everybody.

I hope you got all the fucking bullshit that you wanted. Or if you're old, you just had a decent time, I guess. Yeah. You know, whatever. Yeah, I'm not going to really like. I'm not a Christmas person, really. I, it makes everybody fucking nervous and upset because they're broke. It's the traffic sucks.

Stores suck. Everybody's on edge. And then there's like a huge massive like cum dump relief after it's over. Yeah. So I'm like the people that really enjoy it, who? Isn't it just kids? Because they don't have to worry about that shit. Because it's the festive time.

Because they're not dealing with the shit, right? Like children have the best time during Christmas because specifically they're not thinking about that. Yeah. It's just all gifts are coming. But, like, no, Lily likes presents, though. It's like her thing. She's, like, making presents? She likes doing presents.

Besides that, is she, like, running around, like, collecting all the stuff? And she likes that? She likes that. Good for her. Because that's... That's her thing. I don't like her just simply because of the fact that it's just annoying. The time of year is annoying to me.

It's annoying to you? Yeah. It's annoying. And my pockets are so much shallower. I've given up on caring about that shit, dude. I start saying for Christmas in, like, fucking July. That is so... That is such a sad thing.

bad thing to hear. It's not a, it's not a ton of money. That's such a privileged thing to think. This is a nigga to say it's not a ton of money, but he's saving since July. I have a Christmas savings account. The thing is this, right.

The thing is this, right? I start saving early because I know I have a big family. I have a big, like, immediate people are going around me. So I'm like, to alleviate this and not come to fucking December and be like, well, I can't pay my insurance. But listen, though, you said that it's not that much,

however you save since July. Yeah. How do you reconcile those two things? I save a bit of money from July. Like, I'm not saying like, I'm not saving like, I'm not saving like $700 of Pia Pop all those months. That's crazy, but I save like $100.

I'll put this aside. Just for Christmas? I mean, I could. It's so psychotic. It's a 10 person family, dude. It's a 10, immediate person family. It's a lot, dude. Look, man, this is why you get.

And then we celebrate Christmas four times. You get the bar speaker for the family. You know what I mean? You like, here's the, you guys have the big TV. I'm sure they already have badass surround sound, but just, oh, I didn't realize. And you just get them the sound bar. And then it covers every. Because everyone sits in the living room.

It's crazy. Everybody gets something. Or people get fucking gift cards. Like what? Like that. Like, what do you want? You want something like,

I want this intricate thing. It's like, I'm going to get you a gift card to target. Shut up. To target. Yeah. Yeah. To say best buy a gift card.

Yeah. But Lily loves Christmas. And for her, I usually splurge for her. I usually get her something really nice because she's my partner. That's it. Dumb and gay. Like she got me a fucking the best theme deck last year.

And I was like, that's, I was like, holy shit. Yeah, it's pretty good. This is nice. The best steam deck?

Yeah. She got me the fucking LED, the fucking stupid one. I was like, I just wanted a steam deck. And then she got me the one that's almost $1,000. And I was like, all right, cool, I guess. Is there a steam like that's $1,000? Well, the one is like $800 and something. The best one.

That's a terrible. It's a, I mean, I'm glad, yeah, it's a good, it's a good gift. You think it's a terrible gift? No, no, I think it's a good gift. I think it's, whatever. Merry Christmas. Yeah. To me, it's like the, that's a massive expenditure for what I think is steam day.

is worth. I think a steam deck is worth no more than $400. No matter what is a part of it. It's good. It's really cool. It's the luxury one. You know how rich people like to just buy shit that's practical but has extra on it? Yeah.

Right. Yeah. I agree. I wouldn't have. Like I have the PS4, PS5 Pro right now for the show, but like under no circumstance. Right. Because I even like remotely like, oh man, I really need this. It's like it's fucking 700 bucks.

Yeah, there's no way you'd buy. No need. You already have a PC. Why the fuck would you buy this thing? I have a PC. I have a PlayStation that runs perfectly fine. I just recently started playing games on my PC and I'm like, fuck, my PS5 is probably going to collect dust.

I finally got used to using M&K finally. Well, it's interesting. Like, how many, how many, there's nothing that's compelled me that I need a PS5. I understand why you have one. If you can afford one, I understand you bought one. Fuck it. But like, you just, because like me, even I just use a controller on my PC. For all purposes, I feel more comfortable.

using a controller. Well, like I said, I used my controller on my PC. Well, I don't really put my PS5 controller on my computer.

I can, but I just like, I played Final Fantasy. The PS5 controller on PC is terrible specifically. Is it? Yeah,

do you, do you have a PS5 controller? No, so I was, so I heard that the latency was better on the PS4 controller, but I'm just more comfortable using Xbox one. Me too, yeah.

I pretty much default to Xbox, whatever the modern Xbox. Yeah, for a computer I use it to. But, dude, the PS5 controller, Fucks everything up because there's a microphone in it and there's a speaker in it So like the second you plug it in it's like what is it what is this? Oh wait you're right

Actually the PS4 I had that problem with PS4 2 actually I forgot about that halo came out we were having that problem Yeah it was so annoying I remember that yeah even the PS4 control has that issue I forgot that the issue with the speaker the speaker yeah yeah I forgot that that was the connectivity Issues was a thing um is it like a rounder PS it's like a longer it's a little It's a longer. It's rounder kind of. It's wider and longer, like, too. Like, it's, it's interesting.

I like that controller a lot out of one. It feels way better than the old G dual shocks, actually. It does, yeah. It's their best controller, I think. Like, from like, yeah, from like a form factor perspective, yeah. Like, I think the dual sense is expensive and it feels premium, I guess, but it doesn't feel as good, I think. I have no problem with any controllers, except for the 64.

The 64 is pretty good. They're all just controllers. The Wii mode is pretty bad. that yeah I guess but that's that's been a controller that's not a controller that's a fucking I don't like that's an armament Oh do you

Is Nintendo ever going to make Something that feels Proper like I know they Like I know they had the Pro controller for for we That's a damn near an Xbox controller Yeah I'm just like well It's a GameCube Xbox controller

Fuck baby Yeah it just but it feels worse than both of them Yeah it's I don't know it's They make so much money I guess it doesn't matter Well, part of their thing is obviously being different. That's like part of their. Yeah, I hate that.

I hate that. And it's like, whatever, dude. Like, I don't, it's a controller. None of them have ever bothered me except for the 64. It's the only one that I've ever been like, this is a dumb controller. Yeah. I was, I was more bothered. That's my only line.

It was dumb, of course. Like, I remember the first time because I never had a 64. It was whenever it was just neighbors. I'd go to either neighbor's house. And every time I would find something, I was like, what, Z trigger? What the, there's four C's on this? Because it's the whole, it was like. Yeah.

It was supposed to hold it like this. And I was like, I would hold it the way like you hold every other controller. And I'm like, I can't play this game well. And then I remember I find the whole way. And I was like, this is so stupid. You know what I have to say about, because you're trying to do mouse and keyboard? Yeah. I gave up on that so many years ago.

Yeah. Yeah. I gave up. Depends on a game I'm playing. I did it for like three straight months and I hated it still. And I was just like, I'm not. I only do it when I have to. Only when I have to when I'm forced to like say.

It was like counter strike or something. Yeah. Yeah. You kind of like, that's it. You can't go on a shooting game and not use. Like if you're really trying to play it. If you want to compete. If you're really trying to play it, you got to, you got to, you got to know what you're

unless you were a demon with the controller. If you're on, if you're on something like Counter Strike, yeah, there's no shot. Yeah. If you need some like precision, you're like, you got to, you got to. But it's like. You know what you got to do, man. I don't know, man. There's something about shooting a gun by clicking by clicking that feels like, like, pulling a trigger actually feels just great.

It feels so much better. Like, it feels so much better to the point where it's just like, this. This is actually like a sizable percentage of my enjoyment of playing games in the first place. It's just this ergonomic feeling. Right. To the point where it's like I'll shoot, I'll play like Team Fortress on a, you know, mouse. And I'm just like, I don't feel like I don't feel like I'm doing it. I don't feel, dude, especially like, say if you have one of the games where you have to like aim down your site, it's like right click.

And you're like, it just feels right click. Yeah. I'm like, it just feels stupid. It's like, yeah. I'm like, okay. But again, I'm not a competitor. I don't do that, so it doesn't... Yeah, yeah.

But it is, I have a desk that's too... It's too high. And so I can't relax. You can't set your soda as you're like this. So I'm like, fuck, I feel I'm actually, uh, I feel like my carpal tunnel has, has tripled because of, uh, the desk and just the awkwardness of it when I'm trying to play mouse key. Like, uh, oh, let me, let me play old Dragon Age again or something or, uh, like stuff like that.

Like, you can't get around it. Uh, you. You can, you can, it just, it never works for me well when you use a map it. When you map it, it doesn't work for me well. Don't do that, dude. It never works for me well. Yeah. I'm trying to map a game because I want to play a certain Pokemon mod on my Steam deck. And I'm trying to map the controllers right now and I want to kill myself.

So how do people just do this? People just like, oh, I'm going to do this. It just makes me. But I play mouse and key. I put like my keyboard all the way up by like right under my monitors. And I just used, I use my fucking mouse like this. Really? Like this?

Yeah. Oh my God. That's so ridiculous. Because it doesn't feel comfortable any other way. Is that not inherent? Right. That's the problem for me. But I'm in this ridiculous way that I'm like doing this, it feels comfortable.

So I'm like, I just fine, I guess. I guess. I mean, I like to kick back, right? Exactly. On the way back. I just can't. I wish that I could kick back on a mouse and key. I'm sure there's people that figure out how to do it.

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if I'm trying to move with precision. Yeah. Right? Then I'm like, for me is the key. I can't, I don't feel good. Key placement is the fucked up thing for me because I just don't.

I'm not used to that. Yeah. I'm getting better at it, but I'm still like what the fuck is going on sometimes. I get like dumbled up and I'm trying to run away from something and I'm running toward it and I'm like no it's gonna be playing D.W and I run into the problem and I'm like because I panic. It's the DDR movement man for me.

It's just like it's so it's so fucking. It is. That's why my brain's kind of fine with that. I play the fuck out of games like that. Yeah, I mean I'm fine with it in the context of that but in the context of like moving around a fucking character on a screen. It's just like what this is so ineligan. It's easier for third person games.

Like when I played a lot of games like when I played a lot of it. Because I played Resident Evil, Mousin'Kee. That was, like, a game playing right now that I'm almost done with. Resident Evil? Which one? Yeah. Like the, like the, like the, new one. Remake?

Yeah, the newer version of two. And that helped me a lot because that's a, like, third person games feel better when I play with, um, because first person feels odd as fuck for me. Yeah, I thought it would be the opposite. For me, it feels way more like, when I play rivals, I play Mousin. I mean. Like, because I, because I think for me, it's just like, it's like, totally in a way that's strange, opposed to like when I play games with a thing.

third person, it kind of gives me a bit of brevity like, oh, I kind of know what's behind me, I guess. It kind of inherently widens your field of view, so you kind of feel more comfortable. I kind of know what you mean, because that's, when I play the division, or the division two, I think. That was like a third person shooter, and I remember playing

that with Mouse and Key. I feel like, this feels pretty good, actually. But then like I think it only has Mouse and Key on PC, right? I don't, maybe. Was that one of the silly things about that game? I feel like that was one of those games that like, oh, man, it's on sale for. And I'm a retard.

I was like, it's on sale for like three bucks or whatever. And I picked up. And then I was like, no support. What? I was like, damn. I mean, the Division 2 for three bucks is a pretty, that's a steal actually. That's a good game. It's a very specific.

But it's good. Some of those Ubisoft games go on sale like, it's a fucking steal. The day after they come out. Oh, by the way, I couldn't look at it, man. I didn't care about Star Wars outlaw. laws or whatever. Me neither, yeah. But a bunch of Red Dead 2 stuff has been popping up in my feed because of Dunkie, because

of Act, man, there's people doing. There's a thing going on right now. Red Dead is cyclical. It is. It always comes around. Every time it's Christmas. Every time it starts to become winter, like I see the snow. I feel like people just want to play Red Dead 2 again and go through the snow.

It's like my least favorite part of it. It's the least favorite part of the worst part of the game. Well, it's also the introduction to it. It gets so much better of me. Well, no, the best part of the game is read that it's probably like act three, like chapter three. The second you get to Sandini, I think, is like my favorite part. But like when you're like when you first get freedom to do shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like right after you rob the coach the first time. Right, yeah. But like. Then it's like the game truly begins, right? Now you go, go have fun. But San Deney is like when the word game, the world expands, I guess, that like big expansion into like, you can go to a fucking swamp. You can go to fight an alligator. You can go to Blackwater and try to.

see how long you can survive. I went to Blackwater. I went to Blackwater by mistake. You know the mission's with John when you go to Black, you go right by Blackwater? Yeah. I went there by mistake one time and someone blew my horse and head off.

They immediately descend on you like you have six stars. It's so funny. Why are they so mad at me, dude? How did you even spot me? I literally just crossed the line and then a bunch of asses show up. And I'm like,

like as if there's fucking CCTV of you. it's so crazy oh man like I was watching all these cut scenes and stuff and then there was cut scenes of course the first one or red red redemption

and of course somehow Star Wars Outlaws started getting jammed in there of people making comparisons and I was like this isn't fair but I actually really started watching some of them and I was like

oh my God I thought people were exaggerating you know what I mean with like oh like look at how bad the acting is in Star Wars I thought people like they're probably just hating it to Ubisoft, whatever.

But I actually was like, nobody's in the living room with me, but I'm looking around like, you see this? I'm looking around like listening. I watched like a handful of the scenes and I was like, this isn't real. Is somebody fucking with me? It was actually, it made me kind of sad. Where I was like, you know these people are professional. I'm assuming the people that they're hiring.

You're right. Yeah. So I'm like, what are they telling them? Like, oh, just, just do whatever. Yeah, I don't know. Like, because I'm, I'm assuming, I'm, I'm thinking of it in a way that I'm, I'm a voice actor. I have no direction. I have no feel for the game.

And so I don't know exactly what emotion I should be conveying. Is it that bad? It's really bad. It's fucking, it was puzzling that, like, I, I met a lot of NPCs, cutscenes and stuff so I can get different takes of different people. And there was only one guy that seemed like, this guy gets it. But it was just people were talking in ways that's not real.

And I was like, oh, that's so unfortunate. It's not, it doesn't sound like a real conversation. And then, of course, people are contrasting with Rockstar, which makes it much worse, obviously, because they're masters of that. They're on another. Well, they all, yeah, I mean, I think comparing anything to Rockstar is unfair just because GCA5 makes them so much money that they can just afford to just fuck off and do that. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah.

were able to put GTA 5 out six times while they made Red Dead 2. Right. They were like, let's put out this half-assed fucking stupid. I think GTA-5 story is so bad. I remember playing through it. I don't think it's particular. It is very whatever. It is not.

I don't remember any. The only thing I remember was that that torture scene with Trevor. Remember when Trevor tortures that guy? I only remember that because it was on the news. Oh, I kind of forgot about it. I was on the news. I kind of remember, but I also don't. Yeah.

I hated it. Trevor has the most memorable parts for me. I remember the getting the boat back was so stupid. The fact that Franklin actually gets on the car to jump onto the, why would you do that for anyone? It is crazy. It is insane. The most memorable part is just Franklin's cousin calling him niggott.

That is the most memorable part of that game. Absolutely. Like, I don't like that game. That part made me laugh my ass off. That is a great thing. That shit made me laugh my ass. Because I was like, this man just, he almost got you killed like three times mission prior. Yeah.

You can a look till you, oh, I was just going to say, in any of the Grand Theft autos, have any of those stories felt really good to you? GTA 4 for me was like really, really great. Four is probably the best story out of all of them. Probably. When I'm trying to think of it, it feels the best. But also, Vice City was fun. But I don't really hit me if you know what I mean It didn't hit me

When I was younger And I guess it didn't hit me hit me this time Like when I played through it as an adult Yeah But it like it was there was way more to it than I thought They're not red dead's stories Right Like they're not

I mean really They're not I'm sorry They're not even I think four is a good game At its best It's nowhere near as good as Red Dead 1 even Really

I think Red Dead 1 is very fine I think Red Dead 1 is Like I think I like John Martian a lot But I think that game is kind of like I'm talking about the story of it I think I'm not talking about that Again I think that story is very fine I think I think Red Day 2 is so much better

It's insane Well right I think because you also You built the foundation on some Like it's so much better Because of the foundation of one And it falls back into one story That's what makes it so And why John acts the way he does

Yeah but the ending of the ending of two When you go to that part When it's like the epilogue and your In the very beginning of what I read day one pretty much It's my least favorite part of that game It's definitely by a mile Definitely the slowest part Well it's also because it's an it's an epilogue

Just like say when you're Jack In Red Dead Redemption I don't give a fuck Now it is it is satisfying that he shoots the fuck Out of that asshole Like finally I forget his name but the one that was Homies with Milton

Yeah yeah I don't remember Like when you finally black Like other Pinkerton yeah Yeah that felt very satisfying to justice and I'm like good but also I spent no time of Jack in Red Dead One you see him abusive times you're like oh you suck Red Dead 2 I was like ugh

I was like this little bitch he's so cute he's this little dumb he's this little stupid guy he's completely I like that they kept him pretty oblivious to the shit that's happening but to a fault so the point where you're in the epilogue right and then you if you can

scare Jack and lose the mission by blasting some some coat I think the guys stole something there's like these something I forgot what it is but in the epilogue you could scare Jack and that'll you'll fail and I'm like how at this point do you not know what your dad does how do you not know that he blasts it's

it's Abigail's fault I fucking hate her everybody hates her she's way worse than like a Skyler I my opinion dude people hate is she people in my opinion in my opinion Abigail is Way worse. Ooh.

You go back. Pages in her dialogue, dude. Why would I? She's a woman. I'm not going to pay it. Maybe that's the... So you didn't know she was there even? I didn't see her.

Her name was crazy. There is like, it's particularly in the epilogue too. In Red Dead 2, John is trying his best to do the right thing. Even when it comes to protecting the farm that he's working at, and she's mad. He's mad.

Oh, she's taking up, he's taking up arms to defend the property. And she's mad. And I'm like, what, what do you? It's infuriating way more than Skyler. I don't remember. I don't remember. You probably blocked it out because you were like, I don't care anymore. Did you play?

Did you play all of Red Dead One? All of Red Dead One? Well, I'm talking about two. A long time ago, yeah. What I'm talking about? I'm talking about Red Dead One is like why she sucks so fucking bad. It's why, yeah, it's because he's like, I'm trying to make a way out of no way. Like, I don't know the modern world clearly, bitch.

And like, I'm not. doing fuck shit. I'm like doing stuff that's like trying to fight for my family. And he's like, all you do is cause problems. And then she literally is turning Jack against you the whole time as well too. Yeah. And then Jack is like being asshole and you're like,

I guess I'll just let you all die. I'll let the farm get ran over to. He goes back with uncle. He goes back with uncle. He goes back when he's all with uncle obvious because that's like his loyalty to him, which is not right in its own right. I agree with that. But like he's trying to do right by.

the people that did right by him so many times. It was doing fuck shit. I guess for me, Red Dead just doesn't feel real. Red Dead One doesn't feel real to me at all. Like Red Dead 2 feels a lot like very grounded to me. And then Red Dead One feels like, oh, here's it feels like, Wizard of Oz.

I think of that Phantom dude? Well, there's a phantom guy. And then there's like, the snake oil salesman who's like in a play. I love that guy. It's fun. But it's like, I can't take any of this series. I don't care that like his wife is turning his son against him because this isn't a real person.

He's got a good voice. I mean, I guess. But like, I just, I didn't give a shit about anything that was happening. Red Dead 2's aesthetic is very, very similar to one is that Red Dead 2 you're playing as Arthur Morgan who was not for the bullshit.

That's the thing. It is very similar. Go look at those games. But it's still a follower. I don't know. I played it a couple of times. I played it once after Red Dead 2. I enjoyed it quite a bit.

the I just the scenes are fucking fantastic yeah it's still great moments really the music's still fantastic the missions are still pretty fun yeah I the aesthetics are obviously shitty because it's up not even that it's old but just location wise

right it's dead desert yeah so it it looks good for what it is but unfortunately it is just the amount of terrain different options of Red Dead 2 is it's like it's it's crazy to think about it. I was like, damn, this is better than Skyrim.

Like, because I remember when Skyron, I would just be, like, looking up and like, holy fuck. This is cool. You see that guy? I don't know. I can't remember his name. I think he's Annie Austin or something. He does these, like, weird. He did a video of, like, trying to find Skyrim's water source. Oh, no, I never thought about that. He, like, tracked all the rivers to, like, different. He went into caves and shit, like, the two through caves. Yeah, like, that's crazy. Like, he figured out, like, where. all the, there's waterfalls and rivers

and all this up, but where are they coming from? Yeah, where's it coming from? Where's the main source? And there's answers to a lot of it. Like, they actually did think about most of it. Like, it actually does come out of like, like, geysers and, like, there's, like, places where it doesn't. And then, but then there's, like, places where they just give up.

And the water just, like, spreads out from two directions to flow into the different rivers. It's awesome. I've literally never thought about that. No, yeah. I really, really, really want the new, those goals game exists sometime soon. But it's enough. I don't even think they care.

I mean, they care. It's, it's just a matter of, uh, I don't know. I don't know, man. People are harsh on Bethad. I like Bethlehem's, like still. So like, I don't really know what the hunger even is for Elder Scrolls because everybody seems to hate them. Even Skyrim, people would go off scyrum sucks.

Oh, that's, that's a silly, that's silly. I feel like those are, not your statement, but like the reaction is. Well, obviously it's not reflected. It's not reflected in the sales, obviously. Right. It's the opportunists that are trying to, oh, since Starfield didn't hit as hard as people thought it might have, let's be vultures and now pretend like retroactively some of these games actually sucked. That's everything, dude. I think people are really spoiled in some way because, and maybe it's because we're older.

But like, dude, I see games that people say like, man, this game sucks, right? And I look at it and I'm like, I play some of it. And I'm like, when I was a kid, this would have blew my mind. There are games that I remember playing that, like, I spent, like, money on. Like, like, 40 child dollars, which is a lot of money. You know? And I would just come home and it would be busted and it would suck and it would be nothing redeeming about it at all. And you couldn't even hope that it would get better.

No. You couldn't even hope for like, we'll fix it. It was just shit. I think about like games like, if you ever put, there's a game called Seek and Destroy on the, on the PlayStation 2, it's a tank game. And I remember buying it.

It was like, oh, this seems fucking cool. Rad. There's tanks and it's got destroying the name. This is probably cool. Yeah. In a world of endless notifications, there could be an important one you're missing. Your kidneys may be signaling an SOS.

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That game is fun. I never played. That's fun. It's really bad. It's not like a... I mean, Atari games are terrible. Atari was like... By comparison.

I mean, like, what the fuck? My, our Atari was on its way out. Like, I'm a little kid with barely any memories and that shit was barely working. That shit was on its way out already. It's like a 30-year-old dog in the corner. It was old when we opened it. It came out the box elderly.

It feels like that, doesn't it? Like, it feels like the Atari, despite how old it was and it couldn't have aged slowly because technology was so slow. But it feels like the second you opened the Atari, the second you open the Atari plugged it into a TV and saw what was waiting for you, I can't imagine that people weren't immediately disappointed.

Bro, yeah, because that was literally over 35 years ago. They were happy with it. They were fine. Right, but think about... The Atari's older than this naked dude. Well, sure. It's a relic. But it's like, because I mean, the NES came out around my age. Right, right.

But the NES. The Atari was so old that like, genuinely it's the political landscape when that game came out, that they came out was so not even close to what it was five years later. No, but it's a rel. You misunderstand. There's the, everything that's on the Atari cannot exist anymore. Yeah, I know. You have the, you have the, you have the, we talk about. the NES. That's like how many years ago at this point?

NES is like 37. 37? 36, 36 years ago? It's older than you. Definitely. It's like the NNES came out like in 97, 96. Yeah. It's old. It's not. The only thing I know for sure is the PlayStation because it's my birthday exactly. But I think like there are games coming out still that emulate the NES. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like there, you still get pixel art games. Yeah. You do not get like, no, you don't get,

you don't, though. You could, but you don't. If you got Pong, that'd be insane. Like, why, at least do something different with, that'd be fired. Somebody put Pong on the game? I remember, this is, this is when you know a game's bad. You know, you're a kid.

You don't have really any expectations other than just being fed. I played, I played pitfall on Atari. Oh. And I was like, this is fucking trash. I'm a kid and I was like, this sucks.

First platformer though? Did you keep playing it? I played as much as... Of course. I don't know if you can beat the game. I don't... I literally, because it was just like, you just go. And I was like, wow, this, this sucks. But like, you know, of course.

What was the first? People that were older than me were probably really, like, fucking impressed, right? Because, like, this is the first real, like, is that platformer. Like, what the fuck that's cool? It is the first platform. On things. You could jump and fall down ladders and, oh, snake. Oh.

I think that's a snake. That can be a big sperm. Yeah, I mean, look, I'm sure people that are fucking boomers were really impressed. Yeah. Like, with like, this is fucking coolest shit. But me as a little kid, let's say no real expectations, I was still like, nah. And then I have very vivid memories of my dad plugging in Super Mario 2 or whatever. And that shit was drugs, I guess.

Because you barely have a concept of the world And now I'm seeing this weird land And dinosaurs shooting eggs at you and shit Bro, that's crazy What's crazy is that Like once upon a time I believed in that You know like that could have

That was like reality You know that was like me That was like oh shit You can be an Italian man To pick up dinosaurs with their head And fling them Do you remember the last time you saw A game that was like

is that real? You know, like, something like Fight Night, when you thought it was a real thing. Where it was the first time you were like, whoa. It looked pretty convicty. Like graphics was. I've talked about this on the podcast before.

It was the, Paul Phoenix's ending in Tekken 3. Oh yeah, that's right. Yeah, when he gets pulled over by the cop and that shot of the cop looking over. And smiling? It's fucking, he doesn't smile. He just looks like,

he just looks like a dickhead with his sunglasses, the aviators on. And even to this day, it looks good. It's weird. Really? Yeah. I feel like we've done this before on the show. No, I'm serious.

Derek. I think he might be right. Comparative, like, it's actually still looks good. It looks way better than the game it's a part of. He might be right. Watch, when you see it,

you're going to be like, Paul Phoenix ending Tekin 3. Is it Ph. Enix? Yes, it's regular Phoenix. It's not Pornstar Phoenix. No, it's not. Paul Phoenix, Tekin what?

Three. Tekin? It's a, it's a, Is it a point of Phoenix? Yeah. There must be a Porn Star Phoenix, but who are you talking about? I let music, dude. This music gets so psychotic.

Bamb, bam, bam, bam, bam. I'll never forget it. You're talking about how Paul gets fucking jipped so many times. See, this looks pretty good, actually. He's like one of the second best fighters in the world. Is this PS1? Yes. He's a good fighter without having, like, demonic powers.

That's fucking pretty good for PS1. That's actually insane for PS1. Now imagine seeing that when it was live. it happened. That actually is fucking kind of remarkable. Because even in that shot, like that just looks like a shot of a guy. Yeah. I mean like the lighting.

Yeah. And I was like, it looks like a blurry shot of a real person. See that? Remember like, that's kind of nuts. I'm mad. Picture that shit when it came out.

That shit kind of freaked me out how good it looked. I was like, holy fuck. I don't think there was a. If I don't, if I remember, it's like so far back in my mind. But like every game,

well, I mean, no, gears. I think it was gears. And there was moments in gears. I was like, this looks insane. When you chainsaw the couch,

the couch rips apart. And I was like, oh, yeah, the couch ripped apart. Holy shit. Or like, what else?

Nathan Drake. Nathan Drake shotguning somebody and like, freaking a second game where he like blows someone's a midsection out. And I'm like, whoa. Really? I don't remember that. That guy.

Well, just any time. Like, anytime when you're fighting somebody and you're punching. I'm like, well, this looks realistic. I feel like people actually punch like that.

Was it really that brutal? I don't remember. You don't show the blood, but it's... Yeah, it wasn't bloody, but it was violent. It was violent. It was violent in the way that... What is it? The Hogwarts Legacy...

Have I showed you that? No. There's like... So there's a spell in Hogwarts Legacy where it's some levitation thing where you can levitate enemies and slam them into the ground like four times or something like that.

But like the sound and the screen shake is so much... Like, it is so much more violent than anything I've seen recently. Let's go. Like it's kind of insane. And the fact that it is like, I guess in Harry Potter is what makes it so jarring. Because maybe if it was in Grant of Otto would still be pretty violent, but it still, it wouldn't be as close. I mean, Redd is pretty graphically too right of as well. Because you can hear, you can, you hear like that, like trying to get someone off you sound. Yeah. I remember, I remember being blown away by Custer's Revenge. What is that?

What? The historical event? What do you mean? The video game. There's a Custer's Revenge? Oh, man. What are we talking about? Yeah. There's, so... Like, are we talking about General Custer?

Yeah. And then he gets revenge on like the battle. So Custer's Revenge is an Atari porn game. I don't know where we're going with this. This is real. I'm not kidding. I'm so not joking. Look at up, Brian. There's YouTube videos of it. You said it's an Atari porn game. Yes.

I think it's called Custer's Revenge, but like the idea is that you sperm on an Indian. His name is Custard or Custer? You don't know, General Custard, the guy who got fucking killed at a, was it sitting? Waterloo or something? Oh, no, don't do that. The Battle of the Bulge. No, it's not the Bucke. Big Ben.

The Battle of the Bulls. Normandy. Yeah, he stormed. He stormed Norfolk. General Custer Storm Normandy and it's Custer I looked up Custer like Custer oh Because I was like what the fuck Custard that's an insane name Custer's Custer's revenge it should be I don't know if it was in any S or a tar I think it was Atari though based on what I remembering And the idea and the and the

And the idea is that you come shot on Native Americans from like a distance Oh my God the music yeah it's it's just raping a fucking look at it look look like Bro his dick is out Look at her, dude. Oh, man, look at those giant tits. Damn. It's real. Imagine pulverizing your shit to do.

Imagine beating off to this furiously for hours. But that's all they had. So they did. Dude, that's all they had. The idea of so hot. The idea of passing out covered and come and this is on your TV. These niggas had real porn. You know, live action, real people that the production was actually pretty decent.

And then they're beating on to this. Well, dude, they saw the future. They looked at that. They were in front of a computer and they saw in their mind like Overwatch source filmmaker porn from like the future. And then they were like, we must start now. Dude, it's so much fucking. There is so much overwatch porn.

I mean, it's pretty crazy. It's so much. Like I was like, like, I was. Some of it is phenomenally well animated. Dude. Like it is. Of course I recently was watching three months ago, I started watching a fucking. The battle of the last stand.

Battle of Little Big. Who the fuck is Little Big Horn? That's that Nicky, my uncle. My uncle is a little big horn. No, there's a Little Big Horn and, oh my God, what's the natives name? He was like the famous. I don't.

What, Minnesota? Yeah, his name's Minnesota. That's crazy how, like, my mind is, I recently watched this and it's just completely went out of my head. I know exactly why I watched it because I was watching a lot of it. Maybe his name is forgettable. name. Forgetable.

I am forgetable name. I am forgettable. Do you remember the dude's name in Red Dead 2? Huh? The dad's name in Red Dead 2? I forgot the name. The chief. And then you have the son.

Oh, I don't remember. Yeah. They weren't in the game for that long. No, they're at the very end of the game, literally. Right. Yeah, yeah. Well, the very end of the main story. Because I remember that's when you have your whole thing with Sean, right?

Sean. Anyway. Anyway, there's some stuff happening. My boy, Sean. Do you want to talk about Into the Spiderverse? I know that's not happening. I'm mourning. I'm morning.

I'm morning. One of my friends one second. Sean. Sean. Josea. Oh, no. Josiah is dead. Stop, stop, stop, stop.

Dude, no, you brought it back. It brought it back. Let's move forward for Red Dead redemption, please. I can't. It's so good. It is good, but let's, all right. All right. So, hey, guys.

Hey guys. So the Into the Spiderverse shit with Shameek Moore's going on and it's happening and we went to the next movie. Oh, it's not going because of that dude? It's not. I don't think that's the reason why. I think there's obviously prior things going on. There's probably strikes and all sorts of industry. Like there's probably AI things going on that like people aren't comfortable with.

And I'm sure there's like a lot. I'm sure there's other reasons why. There's many other things. But have you seen this? What happened? This thing with the voice actor for Miles. Morales. So I cut, I cut, it's so funny.

I'd really try to not see anything and then the Twitter page will default to the For You. Yeah. Dude, I don't like that. It does that. It's annoying. You get out of a video sometimes that's on a four years. It's like, I don't want to see people be racist right now.

I'm trying to watch Marvel rival clips. Like what's going on? I'm not trying to see fucking pussy or whatever. Just let me bookmark it real quick and move. Yeah. Like exactly. Fire. But like, yeah.

So I saw that he. was saying he was with this one girl. I don't know who she is. It's beautiful, beautiful woman. So that's the, that's the girl that played MJ, uh, no, that played, uh, so, Liz Allen. Let me explain. Go ahead. I know, I know everything about it. Unfortunately, I listen. Let me do like a, like a general, a general overview. So the, the, the kind of lore or the general superstition or whatever you want to call it, or the trend in Spider-Man history is that the actor for Spider-Man tends to date the Mary Jane or the love interest of the movie

Tocke McInty McIntyreveld dated Kirsten Dunst Andrew Garfield dated eyes I forgot her name Emma Stone I thought he's gay Called her eyes Who? I thought he was gay I think he's probably Oh you're probably just by

If he's not gay now But like at that time He's probably like openly gay now And like accepting of it now But I don't think he's gay I think he's bisexual I would imagine so if that's, because it was always understood that the glee, the actor from glee is gay,

or was he, did he play a gay guy guy? The actor from glee? Did he play a gay guy guy guy? I know he played the gay kid in glee. I've never seen glee. Oh, wait, he played a gay. Is that what happening? Well, no, no, no, to get a kid.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on. Hold on. Is he not gay? And I just put that on him. I don't know. Hold on. I got to find this out real fast. I mean, it's glee.

He also wasn't in glee. Andrew Gartford wasn't in glee. Who? Who is this, who's Andrew Garfield? I thought he was, oh, wait, that's the guy. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on.

Are you okay? I think I know what's happening right now. And somebody's laughing their ass off because I bet they figured it out. The actor in the flash, the, the, the CW show. Ezra Miller? No, no, no, no. The CW show, I think, was in Glee. And he's gay.

And they look very similar. They do look sort of similar. I give you that. I've never seen that show. They have the exact same build. They have similar haircut style, same build. Yeah, I don't think, I don't think Andrew Garfield is probably like at most bisexual or just probably a straight guy who unfortunately is really into musicals. Yeah, he's not, he's not gay.

I'm thinking of the other guy. Yeah, yeah. He's not gay. I'm thinking of the other guy. So Andrew Garfield dated. That was a wild aside. That's so funny that I did that. So Andrew Garfield dated.

Sorry, Andrew. The eye lady with eyes. The Emiston The eye lady with eyes Her eyes are like That's what I remember Because they protrude kind of Oh are they got like Steve Bouchemy

Kind of Oh like like that chick that's in a Fallout Kind of yeah actually Yeah Ella Pernell Ella Pernell Gosh she's gorgeous I love looking at her bro

She's great to look at Honestly she's a good Person to look at It's not even like a like You're so hot It's like you're just really pleasant Yeah You're like a pleasantly designed person

Honestly It's like, oh, I like your... She's like Elizabeth in Bioshock Infinite. Yeah. You know what I mean? Where it's just like, this is like a princess. I almost don't want to touch you. Almost.

Because I would... Almost don't want to touch you. I had to throw the almost in. All right, Simp. Come on, man. Whatever. The point, okay. I'm okay.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Wow. Wait. This takes... Wait, what was...

It was Louis Armstrong. I was telling, when we just came in and I was telling him I was laughing about all the Louis Armstrong bitches I don't even remember I was like damn I felt like that was the only significant thing well dude I don't remember because like I've been to like two Christmas parties in the last like couple days

and one of them we broke out into Louis Armstrong stuff for some reason I think it's just because like Christmas music is like loosely adjacent to it so it kind of comes kind of comes up yeah you know anyway

yes so they don't look the same but they kind of have similar builds. I know what you mean. I don't see it necessarily. Like I wouldn't confuse him, but I see it. Yeah. I know what you mean. It's, I just confused because I'm just, I'm just very familiar with Andrew Garfield though. That's where I, racist to a sense, an extent, I don't know what Andrew Garfield has done other than Spider-Man. He, he does like actual movies. Like, not like, oh wait, he did that army movie where he was like the medical person, right? Oh, maybe. I don't know. I don't know that one. God, yeah. Am I fucking up again? He was in a military movie.

I forgot which one it was. He was like, he was like, no guns. He was like Batman. He was like Batman. He was, he played, I know he played the guy who made rent in Tick, Tick, Boom. He's like, he's like a film film. He's like a real, he's like not a, he's a Thespian. They're all actors.

He's more of a Thespian. Yeah, yeah. He's like, I was going to say, Willem Defoe, because Willem Defoe does real shit. And then he's like, nah. Dude, there's this great. Have you seen this great? He's just, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's going to say, he. He is another actor that has like, his catalog is out of pocket.

It's really insane. Because like we have our ignorance like, oh, this is this green goblin going forward. It's like, nah, dude. He's been acting way before that. He's in Nosferatu, right? Yeah. I'm excited to see that, man. Of course, him.

I want him to land. Anyway, I keep getting derailed. Oh, right, right, right. So that happened. Then Tom Holland obviously ends in Zendaya. And so we comes to Spiderverse, and everybody's like, oh, what's going on? Why is Shemik Moore or not with him? And Haley Seinfeld is like obviously not interested and he's flirting with her in a lot of these like press junket videos. Oh wow. Like he's like,

it's easy to get into character as Miles in love with Gwen because I just get to imagine Haley and like things like that. It's like it's really rough. It's like her eyes are like rolling hard. A lot of it is out of context, right? No, it's not. Listen, listen. I've, I've, I've, I've, look, I'm going to say this. I think you're projecting sympathy onto him because he's very black. Well, no, other than him being black in Jamaican like myself. What happens is... Well, no, no. Can't have no game.

No, what happens is this. Explain yourself. What happens is, right? So a lot of people are taking out of context, but what happened is he was making a lot of very friendly comments to, to Hayley, during the, during the thing. You consider that friendly what he just said? No, listen, listen, because the context of the full interview is verbatim.

It's like, listen, I'm going to, let me, let me please. Okay, okay, okay. They were talking about how was it? during the filming of Spider's that first question came up. He was like, well, it was a little difficult. At first, we were not filming with each other because it got very easy to flirt with Gwen as

Miles when I was in the direct booth with Haley. It was very, it was a little like play for like, ha ha, ha, like, I'm making a joke at you because of the fact that like they're flirting with each other on the thing. But it wasn't as out of proportions people making it sound where he's like seeming like crazy thirsty.

He might have been crushing on her or whatever, which is very likely true. But it wasn't like him like begging for a morsel of pussy the way people are making it seem. I didn't get that from me. That's not what people are saying. It's just that he's clearly trying to shoot a shot and it's not working. I think it was, I think it was like playful banter for like. You're being too charitable.

I think it's playful banter for someone that's promoting a film or some dumb shit. Any man watching that video knows that that is not. Like, also, it's the eyes. Woman who watched that shit Like, ugh, gross. I know what that is. Because it's in her, very likely. It's not just in the way he like, he, he, he like looks over and it's and she like, like she winces. It's not. No. Like, I'm sorry. You can't rewrite this. It's not like he's like, oh, please, oh my God, give me pussy.

But like he's clearly like flirting in a way that's just not. working, you know. What else did he do? Because he did some more shit, didn't he? Oh, yes. So it culminated ultimately in, I think, so it wasn't going anywhere. And I think what happened was Haley, Haley got engaged and she posted about it. And then he posted something on Twitter. It was like, um, plenty other people, like immediately, plenty other people to meet,

uh, let's us to learn something like that. Yeah. And then it comes to find out afterwards, he tweets like, like, honestly, even though Haley got married. We can get engaged. Take that what you will. I think he could have probably said that. Said that afterwards. It might himself not look quite as like fumbled the bag.

Well, he deleted that tweet also. Yeah. But so he did that. This guy rules. Catch on to like the last few days, right? He was great. He was. He posts a video.

So there's a, so what happened is he made a music video. That came out. And then someone posted. the video of him. He did like a a GQ or like an Ebony, whatever kind of thing where he was doing opposing. With the lady that played Liz Allen, the black girl from the first Spider-Man

movie with Tom Holland, the one that was the Vulture's daughter. And every people got back to her and people were in that he put in, someone made this this little edit for him and then he tweeted because it had his music in it, I assume. I think that's what happened. It had his music in it from its old

music video he did recently. And it said, um, it said Miles finally hooped in MJ Or something like that She saw it It got back to her And then she contacted Shameek To remove it

He didn't remove it in a fashion That she wanted it to be removed No no he didn't remove it at all No he did remove it After he removed it before the video came out That I'm positive because I was on Twitter When it came out He removed it on video

But granted he still didn't remove it at the time When she asked clearly I would have also I, me personally, me personally, this is where I come from, right? I'm not posting anything with a famous woman ever without asking them to do it first. So that's a fumble on his part, clearly. Clearly it was like a shoot for them doing something involving like some sort of like, whatever it was.

But he, I wouldn't have posted that. That's a fumble on this part. But what happened is she, she put the video out where she was like, oh my God, you're a weirdo, blah, blah, like posting that about him. he didn't make the I'm assuming he was just being stupid and not like watching his ground but she she made a video

being really upset about it I'm sure her her fiancee saw that it got back to her fiance he got butt hurt she reacted That's a wild assumption That's a very safe assumption to make Why? Why does it have to

Because you're making so many leaps in logic To defend this guy and then making a random assumption About this guy you don't know But first of all I don't even know why you had to bring up her fiancé as if it's just not her. Why does it have to be like, oh, her fiance made her deleted almost. Clearly, there was a shoot for something. They were on a shoot together for some sort of thing.

So if they're on a shoot for some sort of thing, that that image of them together in that picture or whatever is out. Kingston. That is an out there thing. The only thing that matters is the context in which he posted it. That's true. And that's true. The context was off. But like if you're going to like if I if I take a picture with I don't know with someone down the line off a female creator down the line and I post that picture somewhere right that's I mean like if and they posted I'm like they posted that they posted that's that's out there we already took this picture together.

So let's let's let's the context does matter. That's the only thing that matters. No, I'm agreeing with you Derek. But what happens if I took a picture with somebody already and it's out there and it gets posted. I'm not going to get mad about the context that put the picture being posted. that's one thing. It's the context that was off about it, right? Yes.

So what are you explaining? Well, the context is off there. It's very true. But it's like, I would have been there. I've been like, oh, that's not what happened. And then you move on. Yeah, you clearly it was insinuating that she had a relationship with him and she had a partner who she's recently got engaged to. So they're probably like, I don't like this.

I don't like this. Someone's probably like, I don't really, I'm not feeling this because it's insinuates something that's not true. It might offend my partner. That's clearly why that got brought up to remove it. It's not even offended. a problem you're offending me especially because you've been trying to get me and I've already rejected you. It's not the same person. This is a different person. They have no sort of a prior back to them trying to get together with each other.

There's not Haley Seinfeld. This is a different. No, but it's the fucking the fucking the wording of it. Right? The wording of it. Yeah, but it doesn't. What had to do with what had to do with that? No. There's a different. This is a different. This is a different. Are this just completely different context? Yeah, different women. So you're saying, like, I know the two different women, but like the context has to do with that woman and has nothing to do with the one? Nothing at all. So I'm confused now.

So the person that came out and you're saying about the, that the person that came out and was saying I'm engaged or whatever. Yeah, that's a different. It's a different. So this is a totally different person. Yeah. It's a different person. Okay.

So it's not about the prior thing that I was thinking. No, no. So this is just a new thing, but she was offended just, okay. So it's a, okay, in context, like in that context, it doesn't make it as worse as I was thinking. No. It's not as worse as I was thinking because I was thinking I thought the stories were linked. Still, it's still, it's still, no, it's still, it still holds up the, the, the, what, what people, like, it's kind of a dumb thing to do.

This guy seems kind of, uh, it doesn't seem very smart, unfortunately. Yeah, I think he made, like, dumb decisions the whole time through it. But I think it got blown out of proportion, probably on, because I, I guess because of his past behavior, too. Yeah. That's why. That's why I thought it was linked. Because I wouldn't have, I, I, because I could see, like, oh, there's something of them post. I, I, I wouldn't. It's the context of what the thing said as well of just what happened to him.

I think Lori was a little, a little butt hurt, but like at the same time, it's like maybe you don't. I don't, I don't get it. It's just all fumbled. I can see it all.

This is a serious situation of like misunderstanding that got way bigger than it needs to get genuinely. But I think it all started where he could have just, I wouldn't have just posted that. Yeah. I would have. And when asked to take it down, just take it down. down.

Because he didn't not take it down for it. He didn't ignore him. Why would she? Because Chris, he literally put the, I follow him on Twitter. Oh. The post,

you are fuck. You're, I'm gonna dis, never mind. I'm just going to wait. I was going to wait. So what happened is that he made his video like very shortly after anything was said.

She made her video and he was like, oh, my apologies. Like I was misunderstanding. It was for aesthetics of what I was posting. You can say that all you want. You know, it's up to hit. We don't know what he's thinking or what's going on.

But I'm assuming it was just like oh this guy just made a dumb decision He posted something that a picture of him that looked nice with a pretty girl And conscious of his music and then someone put a comment about him bagging a pretty girl But that's not just a pretty girl. It's another actor You know what I mean? It's a colleague. It's not like a fucking random lady I agree but that's what makes it even more like this is another another actor that they've Actors take pictures together that are that are seeming very of like giving off ideas of romanticism all the time.

That's what they do. That they're actors, they act. People know that it's a play. You know how many pictures? It wasn't a play. Well, I'm sorry. They, what they do is they act. Am I, am I not wrong?

Of course they act. So, like, whenever, like, people, like, let's say, people like, Forns Pew and freaking, Andrew Garford, they're recently in a movie where they were, they are a couple together, right? And they took very heartwarming pictures together. Like, it's a pupil to a couple. Am I right?

Am I am I wrong? Clearly that thing that they're doing was like some sort of fashion shoot or setup or something like that. Right. I just think the context of like of the comment or whatever The comment is the thing that

You should have been aware of before you put it out. Completely ruins it of it just being a professional collaboration. Yeah, it was simply like his music video of his day. It was like a, what are they called? Like an edit of his music video. But it's them together taking pictures

and his music songs like his songs playing in the background and they had that comment over it. And I would have been like, this looks nice, but maybe. Just don't. It's as simple as that. It's really common.

This guy seems like he's just not really that cut out to be famous, really. Like, because I think he, first of all, I think he lets things get to him. Yeah. Clearly. Because, look, dude. The whole, like, tweeting that weird thing about, like, oh, there's other people to meet. Moments. Moments.

Like, within minutes of her announcing her engagement. You clearly saw that. You work with this person on a series that you are all integral and intertwined with. You're not like, you might not go to each other's house all the time or even like have dinner all that often. But you know what's going on. Yeah. You know. So you saw that happen.

He cleared to him. And then to be like, I didn't even know. And then to delete that, I don't know, dude. It's like, I don't know. You got to be. If you're on the internet, you know, you can be as fumbles as much as you want. Just ignore niggas are going to make fun and fun. Yeah, literally.

Like people are going to be like, oh, you fubbaha. I'll be like, all right, bro, I'm richarding you. Let me buy your house. And the son really do something fucked up. And then be like, I'm going to move on now. Yeah. There's no point. He fumbled.

He just, I wouldn't have posted that thing with, what you go? With, what's her name? His name is. Liz, uh, do you, I forget her name. Oh, none of that shit. And then apparently, because the only thing that I saw, since I didn't know the context, I saw that he deleted his social media. Yeah, he actually saw this media.

Yeah, he went completely dark. I saw people saying like, niggie, you just. just, why not just apologize? You didn't have to fucking run from the internet. No, but like, just, why don't just do that and then move on? Why are you deleting your entire thing? I agree. I agree with that.

Like, we're, we're a different breed, yeah, probably. But we're a different breed, right? Where we're like, whatever, fuck, you suck my dick and just move on. Yeah. But for him probably, it's probably getting to him because how many people are just ragging on them all the time. Like, millions of people ragging on him and commenting on shit. Like, let's say he was just like, if this was genuinely,

which I think it's probably a bunch of bad maneuvers on this part but genuinely he did like in like generally innocently like it was nothing serious about it nothing to it this made people commenting shit annoying the fuck out of you would probably really bother you you know like so I look at yeah it would bother anybody we're not we're not

we're not that breed you know I think it would bother it would bother anyone it would bother anybody the thing is you have to curate your social media in the way that you can now So, for example, Drake gets a lot of shit, obviously. Oh, but Drake don't be on social like that. He doesn't do the stage shit. He's on social a lot.

But the thing is, like you say, he does dip Instagram. Only people following him can comment. You know what I mean? Yeah. That's a setting you can have. There's some people get salty about that. Some people turn off like Britney Spears post all those insane dancing videos of her. She turns her comments off.

Like you can't even comment. So I desperately want to see a comment section of. that crazy shit, but you can't, you know? But it's just like you've got to navigate in a way to where you, what works for you. And clearly this person, I feel like is addicted to, like,

he can't do that. He can't like say, I think that's reading into it more than anything else. Is this like, well, if you're having a bunch of problems on the internet and it's really bothering you, maybe he doesn't use Twitter or anything like that because I follow, I follow him. And he doesn't, I don't really see him post too often. So it's like, definitely not anymore.

So it's like, I guess. Like, I don't know, just Just deactivate it. If we don't need it to have it on If it shit is being a bad source to you If you don't, like if you don't need it Then why, why have it? You're a fucking actor.

You should definitely have social media. There's some people that don't have it But they're really not trying to promote themselves in any way. If you're doing active projects, you should definitely have social media presence. It makes sense. I mean, clearly his main product is held up also. Just do it in a way that works for you.

There's tools available to cut out the noise. I agree, but I think, like, I just don't think he's able to do it. I agree. The reason why he deleted his social media account is because he can't just not fucking read this shit. Yeah, I think, I think a lot of it paid into the fact that he's like, he's a young 20-something. He let people on the internet bother him what he says. It's like, dude, just, just got it.

I don't think his age has anything to do with it. There's people like, like, there's that fucking comedian, Bert Kreischer, who's in his 50s, that can't help but read the comment sections. And people hate him. and it bothers him so much and then all of his friends are like stop reading it you're richest shit who gives a fuck and he just keeps doing it

is that the machine yeah it's that guy and he can't fucking help him he can't help it he can't not he's an egomani he's a narcissist and so he can't help it he has to read this shit even though it infuriates him

and infuriates him because he's like why don't people love me yeah it's just like that where it's like you just and all in all bro just navigate better man you're too you're too You have too much notoriety

And also like I'm sure Dude you're fucking rich You're a spider man You get bitches I'm sure you get bitterman You're sure you get bitches bro Like like don't you don't got a Good looking guy on Good looking guy's not an ugly guy

Like you like I think it's a good looking guy Get your bitches bro He's a talented Clearly very talented Go do your shit Talent yo get some fucking pussy For some girls that will Very clearly give you pussy

If he if he was flooring with her And he meant something more than that I mean hey dude That's that's not word with like the lampooning he got initially. But it's like, you know, people are going to talk shit about you no matter what. I think that shit. I think it was so like I don't even, the way that the things was blown out of proportion, I don't even think, I just think the internet did what it did.

Yeah, exactly. Like I don't think there's any, let it get to him. And it's like, that. Exactly. I don't, I don't really think people went too hard. It was like, oh, we should just, bro, just relax. You take, take the L, relax. I can't imagine. I can't imagine. I can't imagine. Go on and I did with a beautiful woman and in this post picture of that, that you actually did. And you like, all right, I was, look, nice date. Yeah, amazing. Yeah. I just don't...

You are... This nigga, this nigga's job must be titanium. It's insane. No, I just, I don't know. To me, I just feel like if I was Spider-Man, I couldn't begin to care about this kind of thing. Truly. At all.

I definitely wouldn't be flirting with fucking Haley's time film on the fucking press store. Like, who the fuck what I... Like, why? Yeah, it's... Did she get engaged to somebody that she just dated for three weeks? you know what I mean like

is he not aware that's why that even that's why it's even more confusing he's even more confusing to me too because I'm like I'm probably I'm pretty sure he might have even known they were in gay no he didn't he knew that she was in a relationship did he know like for a long time

and he was disrespectful I don't know I feel like that even that is just like like what why would you do he likes him too much if we got to do not no I do I do like the actor I am I have a degree of bias towards it but it's even then I'm like

is he really like it's kind of jarring that Your bias is jarring. No, no, because I'm, what I'm doing right now is, like, I'm saying, like, why would you do that? Like, what the fuck? Like, what are you doing? Because he's a disrespectful. He's disrespectful.

That's why you're doing it. He's young and disrespectful. Yeah, it's like, you know somebody. I don't care you with somebody. I want my MJ. Exactly. That's, I feel like people send him all those memes to that. You're next.

You're up next. And it influenced him. And it's, one thousand percent. Because he's young. And he's like, fuck yeah. I am next. I'm going to get this bag, even though she's probably like, hey, here's my boyfriend. And he's like,

And it literally, it never, it didn't even register what she said. Like, yeah, whatever, MJ. Like, whatever my MJ. It's just, enjoy your money. Enjoy your, you are Spider-Man. Not only are you Spider-Man, you're Spider-Man in like probably the most acclaimed, maybe not acclaimed, but like the highest. The most revered version of it.

Yeah, the most one. Yeah, man. Yeah. All right. And you're about to have your, you're about to close out your trilogy. It could be the best trilogy in Spider-Man. I mean,

has a potential not to do. It's already, it's already, it's already, I like, I love Spider-Man 1-2. I love Spider-1-2 and 3, in fact. We'll see what happens.

It does have the potential. It should be, let's put it this way. It should be a lay-up. It should be a lay-up. It would be an easy lay-up. Just have them show up, finish the fight,

and be like, bye, and it's over. And then it's stupid. That, Anyway, that shit's hilarious. Yeah, man. Did anything else?

Yeah, just, Shemeek, just, you know, take your time. He's not listening to this. Yeah. My words. Oh my goodness. We should name the,

this documentary's been playing the entire time. My phone. Is your phone on silent? Yes, I put it on silent. What if we somehow, okay.

So what if we somehow got a copyright claim on this episode? Because for, somehow it picked up. It picks up. Because it's, could you imagine? It would change.

It's over. It would change everything because I'm like I'm pretty sure It would change it would literally change everything that I know about it wasibles It would change everything I would no no no it would be it would be really problematic at this time was it'd be like all right so if it had one moment where it showed you have that right like so you like it glazed through the camera right Yeah and it's like oh that's another thing copyright claim and I'm like have you guys not seen us be black people say the N word and then copyright came us with that clearly you know Like, she has to be black people. So like, what's happening now? Like, where are we going now? And it's, oh my God, that content creator, that female content creator that was just like,

you know what I hate? And you started saying the F word. And it was like, she had, she had such little. She had, first of all, I, I knew about her, like, maybe like in 2017. Oh, did you? Oh, really? I never heard of her. I never heard of her before.

I heard of her the name a few times. She would talk about games. And I'm like, bitch, you don't. It was so obvious that it was. Like the, I keep bringing up Andy Pants Gaming. I keep bringing up Andy Pants Gaming because it's like, how is it so obvious? And these people are still getting recognition. Like it's, it's at a level that is like mind boggling.

Because she, even the reason I saw her recently, I did see that rant. But most of the quote tweets I saw on my 4U page was her, everyone saying, look at how soulless her makeup is. This is not a real. You know how bad you have to? You know how bad you have to be at makeup for me to notice? Like, look, man, I, I grew up in the scene. Emo chicks, seeing girls.

Yeah, I saw that and I'm like, this is. Poser energy, man, poser energy. The fakes shit ever. She looks like, it looks like the, it looks like the makeup that they put on, like, people on, like, awake. You know what I mean? Yeah, they emphasize the eyes to make sure they don't look dead. Dead? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But it ends up on a live person that looks wrong. I don't know. Whatever. Melanie Mac, she sucks. That was hard. That was hard to watch. Way worse than anything I saw fucking just pearly things ever do. Actually, yeah.

Did you see the just pearly thing too? Oh, about the guy that called Siri. The guy that made that was with an initial tweet about Siri being so like ugly and not attracted. That was him? That's him. Wait, hold on. What are we talking about? So I remember the guy that made that first made the, it's crazy.

The world, the universe is wild. Get out, bro. Wait, wait, wait. Get out. Are you serious? I'm dead fucking serious. Explain, explain. So clearly we know who just Pearly is, right?

Just Pearly things? Yes. Pearl Davis. Whatever that bitch's name is. Yeah. I don't like saying that. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do.

That didn't feel right. But she also, but I said it on reflex. She deserves it. It's fine. So the person that made the comment about, I'm not taking a screenshot. Go ahead. The initial comment about my,

um, Siri being so ugly in a new Witcher game. Right. Come to find out he was recently on a date or is dating just pearly things. That's so funny. You can't even laugh. That's how funny it is. That is, that is,

it's, it's, these people are just so unsurious. They're so unsirious. Like, but we all know this. It's just weird to see it be confirmed. Is that confirmed? Is that real?

Is that true? Yeah, no, no, there's pictures. I'm pretty sure someone sent me in. Yeah. So I think it might be my DMs. It's in my DMs as well, too. Uh, never know? Um, no.

Siri's so fucking ugly. Damn it. I know, I, I guess I forgot to screenshot it. But, like, Siri's so fucking ugly in this. Oh, man. You know, I can't get enough of Pearl Davis. Pearl Davis. And I'm just like, I also find it hilarious that she's in a black dudes when she, you know,

she's been catering, like, Like white supremacy and shit. Of course. Of course. So that's that. Damn, I wish, I thought I screened. I hate when I think I screenshot shit. So this is him.

This is the dude. This is the guy. This guy. And that guy's busted. Like, it annoys me. I'm like, first of all. He looks swollen. That's the thing.

That's so funny, man. That's so funny. That's so good. That's so good. Always this. They're busted dudes that say hot women are mid. And then they literally will get any crumb of pussy they can get. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, it's like, it's so, like I tweeted about that. It was funny. I was talking to Jojo about that. And she stopped me because I was saying they couldn't pull anyone near close to Siri or say when they were shitting on Sydney, Sweeney, even in that unfattering bikini photo. And she stopped me and she was like, what do you mean pull anything close to it? They can't fucking pull anything. And I was like, you're right. Why am I even going on a rant like this is like to this guy, he struck gold.

You know what I mean? You know what I mean? We're being so mean. We are. I saw that shit and I was, I saw it and I was like, I'm going to finish playing the Star Wars. And I can't play my card game. That's it. I was like, I can't.

And it's like the shamelessness of it too. After you talk all this big shit about this girl's ugly, this one's ugly, this girl's mid. And then you get with like, come on, dude. It's just such a basic rule. And I feel like I follow this for a long time where it's just like, why would you ever justify anything that could very easily be turned around at you. Yeah. Like, why would you do that?

Why even bother doing that? Right. So to me, I'm thinking, like, why the fuck am I going to shame women for how they look when the standard is inherently insane? And if I ever, if I ever date anybody, they're not going to meet some fucking, like, crazy insane, like standard like that. Yeah. And it's going to be turned against me.

So why would I ever say it? Yeah. It's just exhausting. It's like, this is this so, like, it's so silly. Like,

what are you, what are you, it's so fucking performative. It's so fake. That's so funny, though. And I could not believe it.

That is, that is, I could not believe it. I was like, someone said, that's my Christmas gift. The audacity, just,

the goal to, to post it, to post it. Like, look, man, because we know behind the scenes they're fucking like, you know,

Arkansas 3's. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I mean, or not. I don't know, whatever. They,

They were definitely fucking and she fell in love with him, which makes my head dizzy. Oh, she was fucking Destiny? Yeah. She was fucking Destiny and fell in love with Destiny. The only reason they weren't together is because Destiny is polyamorous and she just wants a monogamous relationship. She was like, I wish you would, you know, join me over here in monogamy. Destiny's like, no, I like fucking fucking only fan horrors and Twitch streamers and shit.

And like he's, he's best of both worlds. He's sex maxing. He literally sex. It reminds me of, what's his name like Oberim or something? A Prince Oberum, yeah. Yeah. Literally, literally. He's fuck Maxing.

He's like, he's like, why would I, he's like, why not have the best of both worlds? And he's like, fuck some dude. There's math to that. Why would I limit myself? There's math to that. It's crazy. It's not if I don't understand, but it's there. It's sound.

If I was bisexual, that would make so much sense. But unfortunately, just hard. You know, like, hey, all love to gay dudes, man. I just, I'm sorry. Just the hard-ass dick actually kind of It kind of like Startles me Like if a dick start coming at me

I'd be a little like You put it in every video game you ever play Because it's I'm immature Because he's trying to conquer his fear He's on a conquer his fear He's terrified a dick in back They puts it in everything And he's like

First of all Video game penis is not the same As if a man was Just that erect in the room with me I'd be a little star When you play Resident Evil VR With a hard dick that should be buddy's fuck

But that's me being immature And it's like That shit is so funny to me Right But like in a real setting If a man with a 9 inch fully erected penis To start walking towards me

Unfortunately I would be a little scared Only because of like Not like why are you so fucking erected It's not even like If there was a naked guy I'd be like It was like when I saw the

Down syndrome dude With his giant balloon balls like that shit. I'm sorry. I wish I could pull my brain out and project that image because you should find a police sketch artist. What he would do to that image? I think I would die. I think that would be it.

I think it would be too funny. I think about that sometimes. Am I going to see something that's so funny that kills me? I think at some point, I feel it feels very plausible that I feel. I feel like it's like a very strictly non-zero chance. Like a solid like maybe like 15 to 20% chance that I will die laughing. Yeah.

You know? Yeah. Like whether eating something and then just like laughing and you're like choking your death or something equivalent. That's happened to me already. Like I've choked about laughing when I was eating and I make sure when someone really funnies in a room I don't eat. Actually, like that's not a joke.

It's happened to me already. And I'm like, I'm kind of scared of that. What do you mean? Like I one time I was eating and someone made me laugh. And I was just like, oh, I almost like I. So you only, when there's no funny people around? When they're not in order not on one. Like when someone, when someone's on one, I'm like, I'm going to wait till they finish their, their excavate then I'll eat.

Every time we hang out, you eat all the time. Oh, man. That's crazy. I've never seen you eat around. Well, it's go. Whoa. You can see you not eat. It's crazy.

I run into the work. I run into the work. Hoof. That's so crazy. That's an awesome That's a deep insult That's mean Yeah, that's mean

And it's a Seinfeldian It's our way Like it reveals later on It's like, Yeah You've been doing this for years around me You've been fucking sucking dick For years around me

It's like yeah Because when I'm around you I can't be gay We should move on a question You Jerry I can't be gay around you Jerry It's a good episode It's a really good episode

I remember that one Yeah I'm not really sure If there's anything that we missed I don't think Nothing happened in my My opinion. These were the two major points for sure.

Um, yeah. It's a quiet Christmas, thank God. Luigi pictures came out that looked fucking hard as fuck. Like way too hard body. Yeah, that came out. And then, uh, his lawyer was, uh, shitting on Mayor Adams. And to his face. So I mean, Mayor Adams, look, man.

I, I just feel like I don't want anything horrible. I just feel like he should, uh, just an average New Yorker should just, he just needs to catch a beating. You see that fucking woman. Set on fire on the subway? Oh, God. Yeah, that shit really bothered me.

That shit is insane. I didn't watch. You can't really see anything. Oh, you can't see anything? I mean, you see a burning creature. Oh. You don't really get to see. It's so blurry.

But like, man, that's wild. I heard people were flaming the cops for, there was a cop there that wasn't doing anything. That doesn't surprise me. He's like, I'm not a fireman. If that police, if that fire is black, then maybe. Then maybe. No, I think. Something else happened.

It is crazy, though, because, like, dude, I've spent so much time in New York City in the subways. I've never seen anything close to anything like this. It's a zoo, but it's not that. It's not that. It's a fucking zoo, though. Then I see subways are fucking crazy. Right. Well, the thing to me is it's also...

Particularly in Manhattan. Like, it's crazy everywhere that as soon as you get to Manhattan, soon as you cross the Harlem threshold. Well, this happened in Brooklyn. Exactly. Exactly. Well, damn. Crazy. Probably on the D line.

DB or freaking, uh, no. It was on the F line. Really? The F line? It was on the F to Coney Island. Yeah. Still the orange line. So. Through Manhattan.

But yeah. So like, I mean, I don't know. Do you think shit like that happens a lot, sporadically, but it's only filmed when there's like a tourist around?

Here's what I think. People see shit all the time. They just don't care anymore. I actually, no. On this level, no. I think whenever something like this happens,

people record it. That's a good point. Someone's set off fire. That's a good point. But what I do. But what I do think, what I do think is that I don't know you see the usual suspects on Twitter

it's like look at what cities are you know yeah yeah yeah yeah it's just like to me it's just like you have to really understand my whole life I've been in New York City for very very extended periods of time never seen anything like this right there are billions of interactions

per like fucking hour in New York City the fact that millions of people aren't being set on fire is a miracle to me you know yeah it's proof that humans are technically more good than we are bad.

Technically. That is absolutely true. That is absolutely true. Or technically more not bad than bad. That's better. Well, the thing to me too is like crazy shit like this. Crazy shit happens in the sticks too. It's just no one's around to record it.

She's like, oh, I kidnap this waitress and now she's fucking in my basement for four years. Yeah, we gang bang this pig. Yeah, yeah. We gangbained this pig, but unfortunately you can't report. You're never going to see some station. You're never going to see some. sensationalism about it because there's nobody around to record and if there is anybody around they're probably too stupid to work a camera. Yeah, so like you're not going to see anything like that and so like obviously like the the reason this is in the news is because it's fucking crazy and it doesn't happen. It does it. If this was like a daily occurrence, it'd be like, eh, the 15 person was set up in blaze today and it's like we'd be on the weather forecast. Yeah, you know, we'd be like, ah, 15 more people. We're expecting 15 more individuals to combust on the on the subway. How did it happen? If someone set them on fire today, does it? Some freak, I think she just had a winging frame.

Some dude threw a match on some chick. And she combusted? Yeah, so apparently it probably caught something very flammable. She probably was wearing like one of those. Lord have mercy. He was wearing one of those gasoline codes. She was wearing those guns with a gasoline poncho. No, that's just crazy, man.

The fact that people could watch that. Oh my God. Yeah, I guess you can see, oh, me, he said, what are you going to think? Like, the thing about it too is like, I understand the impulse to like, why isn't anybody helping? But it's like, it's not even like, it's not a little. fire. It's actually It's not a blaze immediately though. That's the thing.

I have a weird. True. I have a weird like some animals have like that impulse and I feel like I adopted that were run away from fire. No, when I see fires I immediately like spring into a you run towards a fight. When I see a human in pain that I can actually help I just know what it could essentially turn into. Say for example, this fucking retard that I'm imagining that I'm imagining they lit their cigarette with the with the lighter and the car and then they like put it on the seat or something i don't know we're at the gas station and then all of a sudden they're napkins on fire in their car and then they throw it outside of

the car next to where the fucking gas things are and i'm like i'm like i'm like oh my god like we're gonna explode oh my goodness i was like holy shit remember with us that night with the uh the gasoline just poured out the thing i can't believe what so he we told the story i think maybe yeah he's But like he You were driving It wasn't my fault Oh right right right right You were driving us up

For some people Who might be due I was in the back seat To your car We were driving back From somewhere It was like you Lily me and a friend of ours

And then we were driving And we stopped off To get some gas And then you go to Outside And you take the thing And you bring it up to the car And gasoline just pours

All over the window And for like a brief moment I thought Oh he's snapped I took long enough There was like two minutes where I was like Oh he's like gonna set me on fire He's gonna kill his girlfriend

And his friends in one foul swoop I'll be in Spider-Man I'll be alone I'm like finally I'm by myself Yeah your comic books were fucking Kill them kill him Kill them all

That's my dude I would laugh Before you did you One fell swoop What is that What is that phrase to you? One fell swoop? One fell swoop, right?

Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Is it one, what do you think? One felled swoop. Yeah. Feld or fell? Yeah. One fell swoop.

Fell? Yeah, yeah. So I, dude, I spent so much of my life thinking it was one foul swoop. Fow? Yeah. I feel like I've heard people say that the wrong way probably too. Like one. I don't know.

Like a foul? Like a foul or like a bird? I don't know. My thought was. Oh, like a foul swoop? Like a. That's what my, like I didn't understand. Maybe it might be that too.

Well, it's one fell swoop Englishly. Logistically. Which is very English. Like, the real one is one fell swoop. But like one fell swoop to me makes less sense than one foul swoop in the context of a bird swoop. Right. But do you know what one fell swoop is, right? You understand a phrase that, right?

I mean, I understand how to use it. But I don't know what it literally means. I've never even thought about it. What it means is that you take care of multiple things at one attack. So you fell multiple things with one swoop. So this is like an actual like a. military thing. Maybe a military swing.

Maybe it may, very likely. Like one fell swoop. Like to take things down in one. I mean, but we understand, yeah, what it means. You know what I used to get wrong as a kid? It never made, I thought it was nip them in the butt. Nip it in the butt. Oh, yeah, yeah.

I did too when I was little. Yeah, so I was like, nip it in the butt. And I was just like, I get what they're saying. But what do they mean? Like, like, stop that. Stop sitting. Listen, I don't understand what that means. It's when you grow nipples on someone's butt.

Damn, you nip in the butt. Yeah, that's crazy. That's crazy. If you put nipples on butt cheeks, it just become giant tits. They become worse tits. Definitely less good versions of tits. Are you sure it's not the best of both worlds? I don't think so.

Are you sure? If a pregnant woman sits down on the ass, they lactate through their ass. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So like, there's nipples there now. There's nipples there and then they're lactatees. They're lactate through the ass. That's gross. Sorry, I'm black,

dude. Sorry, guys, my nipples fell out. He never my nipples fell out, man. I moved my nipples to my ass and I started lactating. So another thing that happened is the, start a lactatee out of my eyes. The whole Elon.

Jack, why do you have fucking, what? What do you do now? He was like he threatened people to not pass a bill. Oh, I don't. And he like quite literally,

he quite literally threatened to fund the other people that are going to run against them. I'm waiting for, I'm waiting. Elon. It'll, yeah, I don't know.

The void. The void is on them. Yeah. The darkness is encroaching. I'm waiting for him. Trump's talking shit to Panama. Talking about taking back the Panama Canal. I'm just like, all right, dude.

The anti-war people, great. Yeah, whatever, man. Fun. The darkness is, the darkness here. You know, we see Matt, when you get somewhere and it's like, the darkness is here is blocking the light. Yeah, this is, yeah, yeah. The witness has arrived.

Yeah, it's about to be bad for them, man, because I... We'll see. It's... I don't even register it anymore because I just... Even the whole Matt Gates thing came out today. It was confirmed that what people said about him is true. Yeah, yeah, he's a raging pedophile. He was doing a bunch of drugs and he paid a 17-year-old.

He trafficked a 17-year-old. Jared Fogle would have made a killing if he just waited a couple of years. Yeah, 100% if he would have just chilled out, he was too brazen with his fucking... He's too brazen and too early, much like Microsoft. We're going to make a tablet computer in the 90s before most people have laptops. It's a great idea. Even like, even their Zoom, Zoom product. Yeah, the Zoom.

The Zoom. Like, I'm like, bro, you were too soon. Like, it's like... Yeah, because that was like the first big video one, right? It was the one, it was like, it had much more space. It had much more, yeah, the screen was bigger. You know what do I need 13 gigabytes? I already have 50 songs.

Dude, it's so funny, like thinking about that. Because there was... People really just did not value that shit at all. Like, I would be like, yeah, whatever, fucking 14 megabytes. Oh, I, dude, it upset. I was kind of like, wait a minute, something needs to, I knew something needed to be done differently because I paid $300 for a 30 gig iPod. You know what I mean?

That was brand new. 30 gig. What was at $10 per gig? Brother, I was like, but that's just how much they cost. Like, especially that generation, whichever generation that was, it was like 30 gigs. That's a lot you can put. in here and I was like it's not though I remember like jump from that when it's like because I didn't have a

smartphone until maybe I was like 18 it was my first smartphone and I remember the jump between like yeah smart phone to you're 18 yeah what year did you turn 18 uh 2012 I guess it's not bad that's not bad they did smartphones and get popular

to 2010 yeah they started having them and I was like can I go my grandma I got mine in 2011 I think yeah we're 20 fuck no no maybe 2010 we have we had a droid we like one of the droids that like slid? That was probably the droid 2 maybe?

I mean, yeah. You might have the droid 2. Well, yeah, so you could watch YouTube and shit on it.

So the droid and the droid 2 had the, had the cordy, the keyboard still on it. I had the droid X, which got rid of that, but it was more powerful

for running shit. I had a more powerful processor. Because I wasn't sure I wasn't going to get the Joy2 to the JoyDX. I got the droid X in 2010. But yeah,

I remember the iPhone came out in 2008. So I was like the first like big thing. My friend's brother at all Popularized in 2010. My friend had one. My friend's brother had one. My cousin.

The first one was stupid, though. It looked really dumb. It didn't even have a camera on it. It was round. It couldn't even do emails yet. Like, it was, it was,

the first iPhone was stupid. Remember old YouTube on iPhones? The other, it was a TV. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was weird. Because there was never part of the branding ever.

It was just for some reason on the episode, they were like, I don't know, TV. It's crazy. It's so weird because I'm like, I never had one. And I've,

like, I really, I wanted one really bad. But then like after a while I was like I don't really care to get one and then I was like I just need a smartphone I need to like be able to look shit up when I but but but then at that time I would keep like basic knowledge in my head so I wouldn't need to look things up. But then now I'm like oh yeah, now we're spoiled. Yeah. And now I'm like I don't need to remember I remember I can Google it. I remember thinking of the droid was fucking dope like like that was I upgraded from a razor. So I was like whoa. Whoa. Wow. I think I had a black no I don't have a blackberry at a sidekick had a sidekick you know what I really wanted. Interesting. And I don't remember, like, this phone probably sucks now, but I remember really wanting a Voyager. The droid Voyager? I don't know if it was a droid Voyager or whatever.

It was a Verizon. It was like Verizon's iPhone or something. Oh, okay. Did it like flip? Did it like? Maybe. Hold on. Verizon.

I had a lot of folks. I almost broke my friends, one of my friends, one of the ones that like you, like you push it up and it turns up. Is that not the how the sidekick works? The psychic I think it was slide. The side of it. It was a slide. Like you pressed on it with a slide over. I thought it did like a cool little flippy thing.

That's one of the droids. One of the early droids. I thought the sidekick did that thing. That was a Voyager. Yeah. T-Mobile was a psychic one. It doesn't look familiar to me, though. That doesn't look like it's it.

T-mobile. I had a chocolate. I had a chocolate. I had a chocolate. I had a chocolate. I had the red one. Dude, chocolate. I still have one.

That's crazy. It like flips, right? Like, you go, you go. Oh, I got a sidekick. Then did the, did the. The. Slyy one. I'm not sure which one. That makes you think of fucking Zoe 101.

Because everybody on that show had like a stupid fake phone like that. Like a fake sidekick? Yeah, but that was like before the psychic was real, I think. Oh, really? So like it was like bullshit fake designs. Ah. And they were like, what's like that? Stupid as fuck.

We took that from you guys. Zoe 101. Yeah. I think so. I think so. Yeah. And Jamie Linn, she got a, she got pregnant and died. Basically.

I know you see me standing here. Don't sing the theme song. Do I look good my dear? Why do I remember? I don't remember it at all. Do I look good today? I don't remember the melody. Give me a melody for the beat.

Give me the beat. I don't even know what the beat. I can't even begin. The beat is so peculiar. Damn, I can't, because I can't, like, I can't think of it. I don't want to look it up. I'm too lazy.

I'll do it. Okay. I know you see. I'm here. I know, I'm sure. We'll get to questions right after this. Because. I'm telling you just how I feel.

That's the only thing I have. That's from the wrong. I know, but it's the same shit kind of in it. Kind of, yeah. Except for no laugh track. I remember Joey 101 didn't have a laugh track. Yeah, it was unsettling in some way from it. Because I read it one.

It needed one. It was really bad. That's interesting. I don't really. Okay, I remember this. And it was her singing, right? Yeah, yeah, I think so. Girl.

Okay, yeah, yeah, I remember that. I'm sure that was a song that was normally written for Michelle Branch. Come and play to a day. She got pregnant and they abruptly out of it. She got teen pregnant. And I think the guy was an adult too so it made it even

weirder. There's a lot of drama behind that show. Really? Yeah, I think Like Britney Spears, I think, came on and abused one of the coworkers or like one of the kids stars. I'm not making this up.

She was a guest art and then she... No, I think she was there because like her sister was on it and then... She's terrorized the set. There's all sorts of shit going on with like... I don't know. what the

you know what she was doing she was just spinning what you mean she was probably just spinning on set and they were scared you see what the fuck she does on again crash bandicoot spinning fucking scared

they need to make a crash bandicoot game with Britney Spears so listen I forgot what I was going to say oh no my bad oh like what the fuck there seems to be

something in the water in Nickelodeon because everybody seemingly everybody or damn near everybody who had a show then just turned out either really fucked up or

just really strange like the Neds Declassified people they have their podcast Nets the Classified School Survival Guy that was like a 2003 show something like that and they have a podcast where they just talk about how like yeah I was fucking sucking everybody on this like it

yeah yeah it's it I'm not even exaggerating it's actually funny it's the black kid was fine he managed to leave it live unscathed that was so funny but I'm just black. It's me black. I'm cookie and I'm black. I'm cookie. I'm black. But the thing about it is that it's so funny is because like that girl. Oh yeah. She had a tough. She's clearly. She had a, she had a tough. She had a tough period of time. She had a tough. She went through some rough stuff. I just know that she's

clearly like she's, I think she has BPD or something. And so and but like, like, and all sorts of other things. But on the show she's talking about like, she's just talking about all this personal stuff. And it's just like, Hey man Like hey You don't have to say all this I watched a few episodes And it's funny He's like

He's like I didn't He's just silent He just minds his own business He's just there for a paycheck Yeah he's there for a paycheck Yeah he's like Yeah It's funny because they

It's funny because they're like I guess clearly they were like close For the period of time Where things happened Yeah And then they kind of obviously Drift away as you guys get older You know

You're big friends Or people you're around So often But they're like Girl that played Mose and Ned we're like oh yeah we like we were fucking as kids and he was like he's like yeah we were yes we were having sex as kids this is weird we're grown ass adults now but we're in each others lives like we're like they were their first they were their first a couple they're like

having like therapy sessions it's weird yeah sometimes sometimes it is but that's a lot like there's like a wizards of waverly place podcast for all the people who can't get work really from the show and like there's other things like that where it's just like what the fuck is A lot of shows have podcasts now in general. And look, on some level... Interesting. And look, on some level... Look, I do think it's a little cringe.

I think it's a little weird. But at the same time, with how everything's been restructured in Hollywood where, like, actors aren't getting residuals anymore because of streaming. On some level, I get it. You know, like, whatever. Just you did this thing that's very popular. It's not popular anymore.

Might as well capitalize on it if you're not going to get your fucking royalties, which is kind of criminal. Yeah. Try. Yeah, might as well. I don't begrudge them for trying. But I do begrudge them for trying. for making things that are just not that good.

That's, you know, that podcast is really good. I think it's pretty funny. I think that podcast destroyed their chance of getting a reboot. I do, I do think that.

Well, no, they already got their chance destroyed before the first episode you talk about it. I watched the first episode of the podcast. Because they,

they had an idea shot down. But like, oh, now it won't happen. Now it's never going. Like, it literally cannot happen

because like, aren't you guys people that fucked on our Nickelodeon set? Get the fuck out of here. Oh, do you brought Coke to the set or is it like crazy shit like that?

You fucking shoved your feet up Dan Slanders' ass as he asked you do? You tap dance to up Dan Schneider's colon and you expect us to hire you again? Yeah, like, I don't know. I mean, so Drake, Bell has problems. All of them. Every, every team. They're actually, they're actually the best off somehow. What?

Josh, Josh, Josh Peck and Drake Bell. That's crazy. Heck is, Josh Peck is happily married. He has a pretty decent podcast. Yeah. He's actually kind of funny. I follow him. Drake Bell is not

Is What's wrong with it? Shut the fuck up You're pretty good actor No He's not No he's not I'm serious

He's a musician He's famous he's a musician He's famous in Mexico The Thespian right Drake Bell The Thespian Are we thinking of the same person Yeah Drake Bell

He's fine Yeah I mean he got viciously molested But you know I mean like as an adult currently He got viciously molested And then he almost continued the size of

by flirting with a girl like around his age when he got molested then he has then he had a huge court case and he almost lost his daughter but isn't that he of his daughter and all that stuff no but wasn't that well didn't we talk about that that whole thing about how that like was actually like wild it was it was over it was overblown yeah well because we we we didn't know the store we thought like oh this guy's a what a mass of pedophile and it turns out that he got lied to yeah and stalked the only the only thing that makes me, and I know it's not of our business, but I'm like, all right, what's this, what's this girl look like? I want to see, you got liked you, but I still want to see what she looks like. I only say that because at a certain point, I'm like, yeah, a girl can lie about her age, but I'm like, what do you look like? You know what I mean? That is, that is very true.

I don't want to pry like that, but I don't want to pry. That's very true. She looks like, she's like, but we were all, we've all, I doubt she looks like Christian. Or like the Christian, not Christian specifically. The Christian wife. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, God.

We were all in high school once. I saw that. I saw why you screamed. I saw like, oh, it's a door. Oh, you saw the image. And I was like, I really wish I just didn't know about this. Did I underreact? No.

No, you made me, I don't know how I found a little bit. I lost more faith in humanity somehow. I thought I had no more room left. Yeah, he thought you were at the bottom. And I was like, oh, no. This shouldn't be allowed to have. happened. I felt like when I saw it, I felt like the guy lying down with all the arrow stuck in his body,

you know? Oh, Jeff. Oh, yeah. Jeff. Who other Nickelode and people are fucked? All of them for the most part. Oh, Amanda, I follow Amanda Bines. She just did a, she follow her or do you follow her other account?

Is it her parents account or is it her account or is it her account? I followed her real account where she actually doing an art show. She did an art show. I wanted to go because I was like, bro, I have to see. Oh, is in the L.A.? I think she lives here still. I mean, yeah So I didn't see the invitation

So it kind of pissed me off Because she was like promoting the show And I'm like How do I go? That's literally I was like I don't understand Is this a private thing? That would be cool

I would love to go to an amendment I would like How was she now though Because she was like Crazy for a while So she might be on medication I'm just assuming Make a huge assumptions

Because She's not like When when we first discovered her again Where they found her naked fucking on the street like out of her mind she got that crazy tattooed and she was engaged with some guy

she was at the drug AA or whatever she was with she got engaged to some guy there that were they were trying to heal I don't know if she's still with that guy doesn't seem like it she's putting on a show so I was like she seems like she's come back

to her yelling I have a shot at Amanda behind Hey bro, seven year old me Look at man I'm like let's get a tonne boy I'm not I'm not a fan of taking advantage of mentally challenged people Of course.

However, however. You aren't. That is a true statement. There's a lot of people. In my fucking long venom tongue. It's a monster. It's just J.F. It's J.F.

James is like, hello, Amanda. No, but for a... In that situation, it's like, you got, if you can, if you can have, a story with Amanda Binds. I think, I think you should do it. You know what I'm saying? Normally, I'd be like, oh, I'd leave her alone.

It seems like, it seems like more trouble than it's worth, personally. It is, it is. I had such a crush on her though when I was a kid, like actually. I thought she was so funny. Since it's not me, you know, it has nothing, it wouldn't affect me, I think you should do it. Yeah, I want you to do it. Oh, great.

Yeah, go, wait. Yeah, go make things worse. What was that movie that she was in? She's the man. She's the man, yeah. Is that it? I think so. She's the man.

Oh. Oh, that's, oh my God, I saw that recently. Really? How did I see it? Was it the soccer player? Yeah, okay, I remember how I saw it, because I would never watch this movie. It was, uh, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the old theater, my old, my old, my old, my old gym had a theater room, had a cinema room. Oh, and it was just on?

And it was on. And it was one of the movies that they play. And I was like, what the fuck? This is clearly not a dude. This is not the guy. Like, you know, she, she played her brother. Oh, right, right, right. And it's so dumb.

It's so dumb. The suspension of this. believe is crazy. Absolutely. What are you looking for? That's the... Is that what you were thinking of? That is what you were thinking of?

You're fucking... You really spent time to look for the... We're gonna read questions. Yeah, I'm... Yeah, dude. I'm fucking... Is that shit any good? I never even said the Patreon.

Oh, right. Whatever, too late. Five nights of Freddy? Yeah, hey, for our Christmas, sign up for our Patreon. Patreon.com slash a snark tank. Yeah, Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Go to Patreon.

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And collect your money that way. Because I love that about church. What about the first church of snark? First church of snark? Yeah, we'll figure it out. Yeah. We'll definitely do it. I always loved those long baskets.

There's something so fucking. It is very funny. Greedy about that. It felt wrong even like when I was like five. I remember being like, like, I got my allowance. I was like, you have to give part of your alliance for Tiden. I was like, don't give me an allowance.

I think I said something like the same thing. I'd rather not give anything. I'd rather not get anything than give, I'd than give a portion of it to this thing. Bro, I'm seeing our pastor. I didn't get an allowance though. I never got an allowance. You never got an allowance? I got an allowance for like maybe like a couple months and then my parents just

forgot to keep doing it. And then I just was like, all right, I guess. My mom was cheap. My mom technically did, you know, something worse than like, say, what you would pay like a sweatshop worker.

Did you make you pay rent? Well, so it was like, no, I worked, we did a lot of work and, oh,

we just got 10 bucks a week. And like 10 bucks a week is, obviously as an adult, you're like, holy shit, I only got 10 bucks a week. And what I really, as an adult,

I was an adult. So you would just, imagine, We do it up. We do it up and we divvy it up and then I'm off. You're trying to have my bowl of ice. But your bowl that you didn't buy. You'd have to make it.

Yeah. All this work on the podcast, all these hours is getting $10. We get $30 a week. That seems like we can figure it out. I think. Yeah, we keep going. Yeah, we'll keep going. We could kill myself, dude.

Like, I don't like being on earth enough to, like, struggle really hard again, you know? Like, I don't, I don't like it. Yeah, you'd be fine. I'd figure. my fucking rat ass, I'd figure some way to be fine again somehow. I'd probably prostitute. Well, I can't. Yeah. I don't see anything negative about sex work, so.

The only reason I do, I do. You know, my only problem was like my self-esteem and like my body dysmorphia, but if I was like, oh, I have zero money, I don't think I want to go work at Walmart again. I think I know what you mean. Yeah, yeah. I think I'm just going to like.

I'll try my look at this. Yeah. Yeah. I would just Viagra myself out and just turn my hog into the most diabolical version of itself. The thing for me, and just blight people with it. The thing that holds me back genuinely is that I actually like my family. You like your, yeah, I like my family. Do you think they would? I think it'd be impossible not to. Why? Do you think people would send it to them or something? I think so. I think people are weird like that. You know? Hey, Chris's dad. Look at Chris's cock. That's kind of the thing. It's like if I didn't like my family or if I didn't care. If I didn't like my family or if I didn't care, I would have done this years ago. But I think, I can't be a sex word. Well, because Louis would kill you.

Well, no, even outside of that, I just, I couldn't, I couldn't just be fucking people like. Well, no, just say like an only fan. You don't have to even do that. What about just only fans? Like, you said, like, camera. I get, I get coming cups. People wanted that. You do, uh, you do content where you take it, you take a flashlight and put it under your balls and you take a picture of it.

You've definitely done that. I've actually, like, there's no way. There's no way. I don't, there's no way you brought that up with that. That was a jackass thing, I think. You did. I didn't do it. You did right after.

Is that like for like shadow purposes? No, it's just because it shines through. You could see your balls. You can see your real balls. Ah, I've never thought about that. That's crazy.

I had that done that. I don't remember if it was like you fucked or something. I've never done that because I just, first of all, I don't even. I'm not that curious. I don't think it'll work for us. Yeah.

Yes. What you mean? Because like, you got like, almost translucent skin. We're not black, Derek. We're not actually black. When you, when you take a flashlight.

You put on your hand, it still goes through. When you take a flashlight to your finger, like, does it shine through your finger? No. No, it's impossible. It infect, in fact, the flashlight turns dark. It's a dark light. I absorb all light, sir. It just doesn't.

That was true. This room would be dark right now. You kidding? What, I would end humanity? We'd have to put you in a You have to seal you off You would literally kill me And seal me off for sure

Not kill you We had to seal you If we'd be lying somewhere Doing that skill Let's see if you don't kill me I'm gonna try to escape I'm gassing your ass Bro

Call it a Polish shower Jesus Christ Let's move on to some questions And you can ask questions too over at patreon.com slash a snark tank Go over there and fucking do it Merry Christmas

The Senate wrote in The Senate I have the Senate I have the Senate I love that Is that the Senate theme? Yeah

Beem-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-ha. How could you want to be a good guy if the bad guys have lightning fingers? Like, what the fuck? Stop. Literally. The Senate wrote in. They said,

What's up, my three favorite sassy gays, new patron here. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome to Christmas. After hearing, after hearing Derek ask about why

we have an in-depth depiction of hell and not heaven, I thought I'd write in as to why. Oh, let's go. Yeah. Dante's Inferno And that's it No you write He writes more

He says the novel The novel is where our idea of hell stems from And doesn't really have any basis In the religion Dante Alaghan I forget How to say that last name Simply wrote a banger novel

So the church took it and ran with it Before the novel hell was an abstract Metaphysical Concept much like heaven I guess that makes sense Yeah that seems Reasonable Although is that not contradictory This scares

This scares people about how to take it. So here's the thing. Yeah, Dante's Inferno was fictional. I understand what I'm saying, yeah. It's the, it's the hell is real. You, you, you, it's the, the, the, yeah. It's spreading. I kind of shorted for a second. That was like a, like a baby. No, no, the, the, I'm trying to say.

I'm not speaking because I'm also confused. I'm letting you do it. I'm trying to say a specific word. It's not. work. What word? What word? I'm going to say divine.

Oh, the divine. I was going to say, no, but anyway. Divine comedy. Yeah, I was trying, I was trying to say, who, something and it was. That was funny. They had been twice in a row.

I was like, I'm going to, I quit, I quit podcast forever. You're like, no, what happened? So yeah, I think I remember hearing this before, but I, I can't, I'm never sure if I just hear things or if I make them up. So just the layers of, the layers, especially of Catholicism, right? The layers of it and all the, and the seven, of the sins and all that, that's what that stems from. That's not everybody's interpretation of hell. You go to the King James version and there's very discreet versions of what would happen, things that are tied to it, but they don't have that for heaven. Right. And so here's what I'm saying. And I know the answer.

This is more, it's like rhetorical of me asking that question. Sure, yeah. Because it's like, you need that. There's a quote that says the fear that the fear is what keeps us here. Right. It's what keeps you in check. It's what keeps you in line. Yeah. And the promise of something being super awesome and very defined. Well, why wouldn't you want that? Why wouldn't you go directly towards fucking killing yourself? But then they answered that question with by saying it's a sin. But then God will forgive you. You ask for forgiveness. You see how it keeps like they keep doing Yeah, it's a circle. So we should kill ourselves and then go to heaven. Ask God. My bad. You ask God for forgiveness. I just wanted to meet you. You.

you so bad, God, I killed myself. And then you'd be like, for sure. If you commit suicide, but like, in like a slow acting way, like you inject like a lethal pathogen in you and it's going to kill you in a week. Yeah. You've already, you've done the action of killing yourself. And if you go to confession, then you can absolve yourself of that sin and you could kill yourself and go to heaven.

They're going to tell you to say enough hell Marys is going to kill you before you finish. I'm saying, you're not going to go to heaven. Look, see, my... Say 2 billion, hell married. The interpretation of, uh... Two billion hell married. It's so many. You know what would be the frustrating thing about it is that you would lose count.

Oh, yeah. Even if you, even if you wrote it down. You got to do a clicker. Yeah. Is it going to go that high though? You got several clickers. Dude, I lose count so easily. Like, I'm so, like, I lose count so easily with things.

Yeah. Because they just, my mind just fucking doesn't shut the fuck up. I used to be a freaking, like, would write down how far I can count on just paper. When I was, I swear to God, it like, in, in, what he, uh. Was this before video games? Yes. Before you, like, it wasn't before. It wasn't before.

It wasn't, it was, well before I got pussy. Holy shit. That afterwards. This was, this was like. Imagine doing this at 30. How high can I count? No, I, I, I'm talking like, this was when. One.

And I'm like, that shit. To me, it was one of the things. just it was it was a weird exercise of uh it was also kind of it was like a discipline thing where it's like how like how long can i focus until it i was when i was a kid i was way too into that dumb martial arts stuff and focusing and discipline and not playing during recess fucking training you're like you're a little psychopath that's why i was a dumb kid that was inspired by fucking buddhist and ninjas like way too hard like well not ninjas but fucking samurai And then like fucking the, uh,

I won't come, I won't come. I'll just keep it all in. What is it? What is it? What's the, fuck up. I'm gonna be so fucking strong one thing. Yeah, I want to be so cool and gay.

I don't let's be it. I'm gonna fucking make all these niggas pay. Are you done? Are you done? No, he's not. But yeah, I thought, I thought Boshito was like the dope the shit. And then, you know, I got older than my stupid.

It's cool aesthetically. Yeah. They were dicks. But like, it was cool. Are we gonna, all right. Are we, yeah, that was just like a statement kind of. Oh, yeah, yeah. I appreciate you writing in, man.

Thank you for being a patron. Yeah, yeah. I have, I have Dante's Inferno in my living room. On the 360? Oh, no, the book. Oh, the actual book. I wish I had the game. Like, I don't know.

I have the game. I have it. I might, actually. I have the game. I have it on 360. It looks like shit. I know I have it on disc. On my TV.

I popped it in. Looks like shit. Why would you put that on a nice TV? I can't look that bad, right? 30 frames per second. So, yeah, because. I even, I popped in Dragon Age Georgians because I just wanted to see my safe states.

And I was like, ugh. I was like, man, this looks rough on this TV. And it kind of annoyed me. Because I think it's just because it's specifically a 360 port and it has no, nothing, you know. But everything looks like. When I played an emulation, an emulated God of War III before, well, it's still not on people.

PC. But I saw I played a and yeah, it looks rough, right? Yeah, yeah. Appropriately, I think. Yeah. I would love to play that game again, though. I remember really like it. That game is fun. Yasselin's on Spotify and Apple Music. Not really a question, but good lore. Since you guys have been talking about Scatman so much.

Nice. Aziz Ansari has a show called Master of Nunn, and there's a part of the show where some dude at the bar is going around picking up women with the fact that Scatman, he is Scatman's son? Oh, so he's the Scat Child. He's a scatling He's a scatling Hey there's my little scatling gun

That's what that's what a scatman used to say Master of None The first two seasons are so fucking good man What happened to him by the way? Is he I'm sorry? Yeah Took a break He got cancelled for that thing

That I remember feeling like He got canceled for like Not a big deal It wasn't It wasn't Kind of crazy that He didn't do anything He

They had a A sexual encounter That many of people Have all the fucking time And she just wasn't really retroactively you're like ah that's that sucked that's every encounter I've ever had

yeah it's like it doesn't that does not constitute sexual assault that constitutes that sucked it happens we I've had encounters where it's like we agreed to do some shit but then it felt kind of weird it wasn't great and it's like yeah dude now I'm like

look I'm not trying to like victim blame did I stuff with the girl wants her butthole was square I don't know what the fucking do you how do you have a dreamcast asshole this is How does this happen? Taking cube shit, you fucking

fucking creature. It was scary. That would actually I think my dick wouldn't be able to get hard. I'd be way too distracted. Yeah. Yeah. You hit it from the back and you're just like It's a perfect

perfect right angle. Do you ask about it? Yes. I would ask about it. Why is your? I'm already there. Like how much more vulnerable? Why are you staring at my asshole? I'm sensitive. What else am I looking at? You're fucking back?

Her eyes were also square too, I forgot. Do you fuck Minecraft, Steve? I think I might have just been hallucin. Fair enough. Anyway, that's pretty good. That's a great, like, oh, he says, would you consider that a good opener? So, hi, my dad is scatman.

I don't imagine is pulling much pussy. personally at zero yeah really unfortunately i can't i'm the scatman damn that's like that's like louis scatch strong that's crazy he scat strong man be bab bab bab bab bab bab bab bab bab bab bab bab bab bab bab bab bab bab bab bab bab bab bab bab bab bab da da b da da bha da bda da b da bda da b da

do you know do you know the lyrics when he's just like rapping and shit? Do you know any of that part of the song? I think I do. Yeah, when he's like, listen, I'm going to fucking do something. I'm going to touch you

and I'm going to sexually assault you, but it's not going to be sexual assault because you're going to like it. Bars. It's something like that. He's right. It's something like I'm going to sex to assault you but you're not going to know a sexual assault because.

Yeah, run through it. Like get the whole. I don't know. Fuck. I know I remember parts of it. Listen, it's me.

I got a pedophile snatch and I actually run with a car of a dog. You're putting these words in my bucket. He's usurping your thought Fuck, what is it? Whatever, I don't care. I don't care enough. It's going to take me minutes upon minutes of silent contemplation

to figure this out. I have a perfect mustache that I can sift through They can sift through your square butt hole. I know it may be crazy on my heart like wood. Something I've seen, scatin too. Everybody stutters one way or the other, so check out my message to you. As a matter of fact, I don't let nothing hold you back.

If the scatman can do it, so can you on the scatman. Holy fuck. That's part of it that I remember. That is, yeah. I think. I think. No, that sounds, that sounds definitely like that was right. It sounds believable. Yeah.

Anyway. Scat script over here, man. I'm going to bust on your back without news. Scat script? Like sanscript? It's his scat language. All right. Goku, but he's voiced by

Louis Armstrong. I didn't read this question ahead of time. I don't know. Regina! You killed drilling. How dare you? He was a good man that you've taken his life. Lending me your energy.

I'm joking times 10. Krillin, Kreland, let him live. I sense in the future he'll be a great ally. I've got to go to Namik. I've got to protect my friends. Vigita,

bury the hatchet. We have to make a new planet of people here. I always Our people are gone I always I always think about that video of him singing

I'm in space That shit Help That is such an iconic That is an iconic video It's the laugh When the dude starts Breaking character

That really gets me There's some like Internet Hall of Fame videos Like that Where I just I look at them And I think Like that's that's living

Forever It's like that one video Of that old Brandon Roberts Or Brandon Rogers Sketch Which one Where he goes like

They're in an office office and he's like it's like something it says rapist on a board and they're like scared and it's like what's the only thing worse than a rapist and then it pulls off the word the word child so it's this child and then the guy turns to the camera he goes a child there's some videos that i've never seen that one it's very like i remember because it was like really early example it was like college do you remember um college humor back in the day oh it was like old pete Content that was like well produced. I remember that.

Yeah, like way too well produced. Like fucking scared me. I see. Because Smosh and College humor are under the same umbrella now, right? They're all under the same thing. I have no fucking idea. College humor still exists? Yeah.

That's kind of surprising. It's called dropout network now for the most part. I think a lot of those people actually, there's some people I think went on to S&L. Well, Pete Jones was really big. Is that right? Pete Jones. Is that not right? Pete Holmes?

Yes. Yes Yes Yeah he did the Batman Yeah he was He was bad man Oh yeah I love his impression

Because it sucks Yeah But it's It's so specific I just I just mouth pussy in that order It's so stuff And that's

Wow you stabbed me Looks like To be We're getting stabbed today I can't even do it I can't do it It's so specific That's, it's, dude, it's so weird remembering that was like that era of like, dude, I used to love Hardly Working.

Dude, oh my God. Hardly working used to crack me up with, uh, Jake and, Jake and Amir. Yeah, Jake and Amir. Yeah, Jake and Amir were on it. Uh, there was a guy Patrick, I can't remember his fucking name. I still remember one of the rats. He was, he was around us. He lived in Poughkeepsie.

Yeah. Because I remember running into him. I was like, what the fuck this? You can't hack this. You're the whackness that rock. That's that. Gallican. That's right. Oh, that was it.

It's been in like a dream. Lin-Manuel. No, that's not the one. That was the- It's Lynn Manuel Miranda in there. No, he's in that one. He's the one right after. That was the earliest time that I remember seeing him after.

He was like around in the Heights when that was on Broadway. Nobody cares about this. I didn't, see I'm winning. Your face looks like mayonnaise. That's grinning. Like you'd have striped at the end. It's the beginning.

Don't eat so much. I remember all of those wraps at the back of my fucking head. That's a really specific thing to remember. Because I remember the rap battle because it's, um. So. All right. bitch. Let's take it down to town of town.

It's time to beat down in Psychopedia Brown. Now, I don't want to piss on every superficial issue. If they were a review of politicians, it's easy to diss you. Why do we remember this? I haven't heard, I haven't seen that video. Your dad's an accomplished guy and a car to the family. All right. We gotta stop.

We got to stop. We're running late. I can't believe I remember that, actually. I, because I haven't watched that video in 10 plus years. Same. It's, it's like, it was so fucking catchy. All right. That was really jarring.

Yeah, I'm kind of like, what's happening? You know. You were older. Let's read the fucking video. Yeah, I was also like, I don't know. Getting pussy, you know, well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I was too busy, fucking life of Pokemon.

I want to be a chariot when I get no day. You're going to jazard. Wow. I was busy stinking my baby teeth into people's sandwiches. Real shit. I think if the college humor age for us, when you were watching like early high school, you were in college in that area of college trades. You were like, this is dumb.

This is in college. This is dumb and gay. I think they genuinely had some good sketches. Oh, great ones. Although it's like any sketch comedy, I guess. It's like, it's like, dude, the fucking Christmas, the Christmas joke swap.

Oh, dude, we should do that. I think you and I should do that. I don't think it works without an audience. Uh, that's true. Do you know what we're talking about? No. I don't know what's happening.

I don't know what's happening. So on Saturday Night Live, the two weekend update people, they usually, they do, uh, it's Colin Joseph and Michael Chey. And they do this thing where they give you other every Christmas they write jokes for each other and the goal is to just fuck the other person over and just like have them say really heinous shit like it's usually like the black

guy making uh Colin say really racist shit that's funny like what was it like oh I have a great idea for a new black Superman the man of steel I remember that it was like there's like a lot of good ones but like this one was fucking crazy it was like he made him just do it all in like black voice. Yeah, black said. He was like, the dude crack me up,

he's like, not for real though. It's pretty good. Like, I appreciate when they like, that is the best closing part of the, like, that's worth it.

All the side of it. I like weekend updates. Like, I'll seek out the weekend update clips still. Because they're, like, there are really good examples of like,

that's good joke writing study. Yeah. To like just see how they do it. Like, my favorite thing is like, oh, Mitch McConnell's seen here. and it's like a picture of him

looking fucked up and it's usually like seen here after learning a... I don't know. Whatever, who cares? I just got so tired. You know what I just realized? I haven't eaten at all today because I've been filming. I haven't eaten because my fucking...

God, my acid was so bad that I was like, I need a reset and I need a fast. Dude, somebody please clip out that... Yeah. That was fucking perfect. Anyway, Goku when he's voice by Louis Armstrong wrote it and he says, Hello, the Minority Brothers.

This is mostly for Derek. A lot of Simpsons fans argue on whether or not the voice actors should retire, like the ones for Marge, Flanders, Bart, and Mr. Burns. Do you think that a new cast should replace them, or are you Simpsons Purist and think that they should be kept on? Oh, no. If they sound really fucking awful, like, say, Marge, I think objectively everybody thinks that, right?

I mean, get off my pussy. I mean, it's me, Marge. They had to replace it with an AI Louis Armstrong Yeah yeah Yeah Get a computer Get a computer to not

Replicate their voice Dude yeah It's rough It's like there's a clip I saw recently Did you I feel like you would see this I probably haven't seen it Oh really

Like like New Simpsons Yeah and it's like people We're talking about It's like really really well written It's like heartfelt or something It's like something about like how Flanders puts a fucking sticker on his

Or he puts a post it known as On his mirror every day for Maud and he texts Edna's number still and he got a message back and it was like sad because it was just somebody else and it's it is well it's decently written

and it's like yes it's not bad I've heard things about like how the Simpsons is actually better right now but I can't appreciate it because everybody sounds like they're dying yeah Mr. Burns does sound pretty hoarse March

Burns sounds old but not in the way that's fun so it's like you'd think that it would work for the character because it's like, oh, he's finally old. But no, it's so much worse. Oh, hell no. Yeah. It's no. The purest thing's stupid. It's like with anything. It's like at a certain point, like say, let's just say for the same argument, they made another diehard movie. Bruce Willis is gone. His mind is gone, unfortunately. He has

a disease to where he, it's like a dimension. Do you think that they would ever do a CG Bruce Willis? That is so crazy. To me, it's like. Like Polar Express Bruce Willis? Damn. That is so fucking crazy. I don't let you said that. The funny thing is so offensive,

I would want to see that. Like, absolutely. I couldn't watch it. But like, for the voice actors, yeah, just give fucking Troy Baker to do everything. Troy Baker.

Just Troy Baker, I'm sure he can do Marge too. I bet he's that time. I bet he's that. Roger Clark. Yeah. Roger Clark. Hey,

Hey, Hey, oh. Hey, oh me. Hey, oh me. Bart, you can't do that. Bart. Why can't I? What can't I?

Why can't I, mom? Ain my shirt. Don't have a cow, man. Cowabunga. I love his voice, dude. There's no change. They give him, they like just say the line. I love it.

There's no work in his voice acting at all. It's like, what the hell? Now Lisa, you got to come help me I gotta play my saxophone He's all of them No, he's all the kids He's not He's Maggie

He's Maggie also He goes Who Where Where? Where? Fuck I'm half alien

Where? Where? Where? Half alien? Yeah, she's It's the fucking Christmas Or the Halloween specials Where they're like

Oh that's a dog get a Triasso Horror. Yeah, yeah, all right. I loved Trials of a horror when I was little man. They were so... They were very good. You didn't like them? No, I didn't... Treeshouses aren't fucking real. This fucking guy. This guy is fucking... Chiazzas Oras are fucking fantastic. The aliens fucking taking over

in Bill Clinton and Bob Dole. Yes. Fucking... One of the best things ever written. It's so fucking Twitching and drooling and shit. Like, they're so good. It's so good. So I have a controversial opinion on this, I think. I think for the sake of the show, for the quality of the show,

yeah, they should probably get rid of them, right? Or they should replace them with better actors Or just like younger people who can do impressions Of which there are 100% Many 100% they should do But

The Simpsons is It's never gonna be Better than it was again You know Yeah So to me I just think about it's like Listen this is just kind of on its ride The people who made it

If they want to keep doing They're not being forced to do it They're just like the money's just so good It's like why wouldn't I do this So for me I'm just like Let them do it It's who cares They're definitely going for

You're actually right about that in a sense that Die Hard Simpson's fans aren't watching that closely. They don't really care. And then when you think about it, oh, get your bag. And clearly they're doing it for also to have the longest running series and probably try to be like untouched. And I imagine that they probably would have stopped

if South Park stopped, for example. Yeah. Because South Park, their formula is easier. It's just always current events now. And they could surpass the Simpsons if they want, If the Simpsons stop What's the longest running show right now? Probably Doctor Who, maybe, I think.

It's not I Love Lucy? See, I don't, well. Are you, are you dumb? Are you just confused? There's like, can it be Dr. Who? Because it hasn't, didn't that show stop? Did it stop?

I thought, I don't know. I thought, I don't know what I mean is like, it did it always, has it been a continuous every, it's never like not had a. I'm so dumb. I don't know. They didn't have like a doctor who ship it in or something. Doctor Holmes.

Because I thought they had like a revamp in like the mid-2000s. But did it keep going or something? I literally, I don't know. SNL's probably up there. They're in their 50th year. Yeah. Suck. No,

no, no, Negroes. Live. Live. It's just sucking black dudes off. That's the show. So it's the Simpsons.

What's your guys's opinion? It's gun smoke. The Simpsons. Law and order. Law and order SVU. Lacey. Lassie. Lacey.

I didn't like guns, Lassie. Lassie? That's about a dog. What's number one? What's number one? I'm so rude. We looked at me in the eye.

Number one is Simpsons. So it is the Simpsons. So, let me ask you. That's what I think they want, I think the only reason they truly exist is to have that crown and I feel like South Park can threaten them.

No, Oh, no, soft practice isn't even up there, dude. No, I just feel like they have the potential that they could go on forever. Yeah, yeah, for sure. NCIS, like, like, I'm not talking about NCIS ever. Law and order can always beat them, too. It's just, just crying. I could why, I could, we could write way better shows.

So, yeah. Law and order, dude, we can make a long order episode. That's a extra ammo. We can make a longer episode. That'd be so fucking fun. That is, it's for the SVU for sure. They'll be a new year. New Year's XIV.

You know exactly It's got to be a Because it will turn it to SVU Yeah It starts off Criminal and Titt in the Big Bro,

get the fuck out of here There's way too much sexual assault It's happening We're gonna We're gonna write a A loan or an episode About white collar crime

Yeah The fuck I want that nigga With the base on At every scene I do He's playing All the time

There's a fucking a body on the ground and this thing is going they're stepping all over the body that's the question I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry my bed Well so my question is

like because I've seen this a lot online and it's a general sentiment but like I don't know if I really understand it or agree with it which is the idea it's like and the verbiage of this question is very specific or this statement SNL isn't funny anymore I disagree

The thing to me is that Like Saturday Night Live has always been like 10% hit Yeah it's It feels the same to me 90% miss It feels the same to me

Yeah it feels like identical Like every now and again Like an SNL sketch Will pop up on my 4U page or whatever And I'll watch it I'll be like that was pretty good But I would never sit through a full episode Of Saturday Night Live

Right Some of them Some of the moments I think the talents Are not as bombastically funny I just like the people aren't as famous like say Chris Farley

Chris Rock they don't have like that's those people like Adam Sandler was on SNL? Yeah yeah Like they don't have like They don't have like

I feel like that's the only difference But even when you go back And watch a lot of the old shit Because I was like Let me make a point to watch of it I It was so hit or miss It was nothing like say

My funny bone And my immature sense of humor Is way more aligned with Matt TV MadGIV was way more immature and wacky and shit in a way that like there was a family fighting for like two minutes or something

and then it turns out to the dis-show commercial. Yeah. And like it was just like... That one is so fucking funny. Family feud where it was like literally the migger family versus the cragher and then fucking Louis Anderson as Will Saso. Will Sassau was Louis Anderson's like

it's the Miggers versus the Crackers. And I'm like, my child brain is like migger? adult you I thought you high fives I told me I literally forced my mom to watch that That is crazy

You have to see this And she's like She's like rolling her eyes She found it funny But it was one of those things that I'm a dumb ass kid She doesn't want to do this right now Right

So she's like That was me with every I never I literally never showed my grandma anything I saw funny because I would have gotten trouble. Every single moment of comedy for me as a kid. Well, it was clean.

It was on TV. It wasn't too dirty. I was like, Grandma, look at the Olympics. It was in the Olympics, I'd say. It was innuendo. But, yeah, Mad TV, I liked more as a kid. It was like, it was like, it was more ridiculous. Somewhere now crazy, which is insane.

All of them have like wild career, except for the guy that paid the little kid, that would always wear his pants. He had this blue to a plaid shirt up. Tom, no. Oh, my God. Michael McClain. Wait, that's not right. Michael McDowd. No, because it's...

McDoward? It's McDonald's, because Tom McDonald's a singer, right? I think I know what you're talking about. He's that guy with a very specific face that I can see in my head right now. He has one of my favorite scenes in Austin Powers where he gets, before he gets ran over by a steamroller. Oh, yeah. And he's like fucking so far away.

No! No! It's just slowly into torrents. It was good. Yeah. His name is something McDonald's. But, um, because Tom McDonald's, isn't that a singer? I know what you're talking.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think his name is something like that. McDonald, maybe. I don't know. Do McDonald's Mad TV. Because it's not, is it Michael McDonald? McDonald's, Mad TV actor. You'll find.

Oh, wait, Michael McDonald's the singer and maybe his name's Tom McDonald's. Tom McDonald's is the rapper. It's no, you're right. Michael McDonald. So it's Michael McDonald. Yeah. But isn't, is there a singer? Isn't there a singer?

What's the? Yeah, that guy, man. That guy's, unmistakable face. He looks aged well, man But he looks exactly the same But dude, yeah Mad TV was was iconically Like immature and dumb

Yeah And I would say Phil Lamar was on Mad TV Absolutely plenty of people were on Matt TV He was fucking one of the OGs He was in a lot of them Will Sassow Will Sassow is my favorite

My personal favorite I love what you call Orlando Jones Whatever he was in Oh my God I forgot about Orlando Jones Oh dude yeah He always had some wild shit Him and Deborah

What's called Always had a fucking wild old moments together. I've had a, you know, interesting encounter with her, yeah, so you should have, yeah, you should have pipe. I mean,

that's so interesting, man. Nicole Silverman. Thinking about it, like, that would have been awesome. Bobby Lee, too, obviously Key and Peele,

they went on to fucking have an all-star run, literally. But dude, like, I don't know, man, like I was watching. Nicole Parker,

too? All right, I'll keep going. Yeah. I'm, I'm, the, it's like 15th time.

The, the Saturday Night Live to me is just, yeah, it's always been like mostly miss. And that's probably just because of the fact that they're like writing new sketch comedy every fucking week. Those people are absolutely on cocaine, you know, or at least were absolutely on cocaine to do that shit.

They're on Xanax now or whatever. Zanx, no, that's the opposite. They're probably on Sins now. They're on the, what's that? Zins? Yeah, the little nicotine tablets. Gotcha. Fent?

No, they're, fent. They're on. Did you see somebody made the edit of the Squidward doing the canned fent? Yeah. No! I'll say that to you I liked it So I thought it would just like

Show up in your notification Oh damn no Can't fervant It's so good Yes But dude I watch I watched some SNL sketches recently And I'm like this is unhinged

To the point where it's just like Borders on Mad TV Like Bill Burr playing a firefighter Who like And they're doing like a psyche valve With like Rorschack tests And everybody has a normal Roershack test

But like he gets like Deviant Furry porn of like minions getting impregnated and he has to like explain everybody's like that's a flower and it's like they're getting I don't know man

I think I know the difference actually I never really thought about this that show is actually live I kind of just didn't when I really I never really thought about I was like Mad TV they do takes yeah they can read so they they literally edit

to get together the best show that they have yeah that actually it's stupid that I never thought about that when it's been decades you never thought about Saturday live What I mean is comparatively. Right, right. Like, why did I like this one's why? I guess I just assumed that they were live somehow in my head.

Like Matt TV? Like Matt TV? Yeah. They're in front of an audience, but no, they're not live. They've never, there's never, it's a sitcom. Yeah, it's a sitcom. 100%. And so it's one of the things I'm like, oh yeah, duh.

Not only is the humor, I'd say, I like the humor more, but why did it seem more polished? Well, obviously, I'm thinking of many skits that I've seen with SNL where they're fucking, you know, breaking character, where they're cheezing or something. Sometimes. And I'm like, which is, I love. I do love that. Those are my favorite ones. The Californians with like, with a Bill Hater.

Yes. Where he's, where they're all doing that stupid. It's like, they're trying to do a soap opera, but it's in like, what are you doing here? And Bill Hater's fucking losing in the back and it looks like his eyes are going to fall out. That's the best shit. Like, because that's when it feels like they're actually having fun doing it. It's like, oh, it's like contagious. Breaking character is funny, especially if it's like, unless it's Jimmy Fallon, who does it all the time.

I don't like how he looks at me Because it doesn't feel even authentic I broke character It's exactly It's that exactly It's gross Someone should shoot him I'm just kidding

Let's go to the next question quickly I'll just get out of it Stop Woo Bam bang bang Bang bang This shit's so perfect

man man isn't Carson's image like crazy I was like This looks kind of I hate this People keep writing in About this kind of thing

And I don't really understand It Kevin Durant's feet wrote And he says Please look up RFK Jr's wife Oh like Like about her specifically Like

Oh that's all it says Yeah I wonder if she did something recently Who's RFK Jr's wife Oh like who is she Yeah Like what He's married right

Yeah Well yeah Wait RFK Jr Who's RFK Jr Who's RFK Jr.? who's RFK? Um,

RofK, I think died in a plane crash or something. Rof K of J.FK's brother. That's right. So, so the current, like,

Yeah, RFK Jr. That's RFC Jr. Yeah, no, he's married to, he's married to Cheryl Hines. I know that.

Worms. The worms will inherit us all. Inherent. His crazy verbiage for a fucking worm will be quiffed. I just like, dude, me,

my fucking stupid-ass Jojo. Literally always, I've been buying these sour worms like crazy. That's why my ass is so bad. Dude, I bought a, I bought a case of sour power straws. Dude. There's something about

like sour. That's crazy. It's so good. Something happened. Like, I think I got, I hit something hit me last night where I was like, I don't know how much longer these things will exist. I think the world. So I just like, for some reason I was like weirdly panicked. Or not panicked, but like paranoid.

Dude. And I bought like a case. That's crazy. That's his wife. Yeah, Cheryl Hines from a Curbure Enthusiasm is married to Yeah, and what's so funny about that is Larry David's never at these events Yeah It's my favorite thing Yeah

So and you know she She She fucking She got on board the whole New train Because he was very against Everything that he was doing With his insanity

And his conspiracy theories And thinking Kim trails are real I didn't know you had a forked penis Whoa! I think with his previous marriage, the, he, the only reason we know about the brainworm story was because he was trying to get out of paying her money by saying he's disabled. He has the brain word basically rotted his brain. And so he shouldn't be able to.

The worm stole my money. But he can have a place in political office. It's living writ free. But he can have a place in political office. He can't pay back money to his fucking. wife but he can't. It's a clown world. I want you to look it. You may not see it. You may not see it, Kingston, but there is a circus tent all the way from California to Maine. I don't think I've ever seen a circus tent. Yeah, you may not see it. It's too wide. It's like not being able to see the true curvature of the world because it's too fucking big. Right? It's so big. You have to really pan out to really see the curvature. But like, it's there. The circus tent's there. I want to go to the garden of Eden Have God be like don't eat the apple

Say fuck you and swallow three of them And so And it just let it just become badness I just want to eat the snake I just want to use the snake as a flesh light dude And like fucking serpent devil's like what That's so disrespectful

I don't even believe in those characters I don't even believe in them But it's the devil's like Fucking yeah take this fucking fucking eyes are just like No I want this And you just Fuss the devil snake

And then you Mascaros running and shit You throw in a foot You kick it You kick it when you're done Fucking Fuck until the bascaro runs It's like

That's not a casual encounter It's uh You don't do it's someone you love It's very I actually really don't like that What? You don't fuck someone like that you love Like seeing that

I remember Tom Zagura says How much he loves that And I'm like I hate that shit dude It feels bewildering It looks like it's It looks like a girl who's fucking just had a horrific time. And you think that's hot when you're throading her. Yeah, I think it's cool.

And I leave my wife shaking in a bed. It's great. I love it. My wife can't walk. Yeah. Yeah, man. That's crazy. Me too, scat, man.

Moving on immediately. Fuck you. I ain't paying my TV. Running throat. Fuck. but da-da-da-da-da-da-so fuck you I ain't pay my TV license bitch Merry Christmas by the way

This is getting all fucked up Due to its PG-13 rating You can put one fuck in each Lord of the Rings Where do you put them And why is it always going No he had a suggestion But I don't want to spoil it in case It's like one of our ideas

So Oh you can't read I can't see that It's fucking shit Yeah you need glasses It's shapes. So, yeah, if we could place the word fuck, we have one fuck to allocate to the Lord of the Rings.

Where are you putting it? I'm sorry, fellowship or anywhere? Anyone. Like, he says all three, but, like, I'd just pick one. One moment. Damn. I wouldn't want it to be fuck. I'd want it to be the N-word, but like, I know.

I know, I know. I'm aware. I don't know for dinner. I want it to be 10 a. Make the most see what what so the way that I would actually do it it would be in a completely casual sense to where you would almost miss it Uh-huh because I'm just that's my how my brain works, but to not waste it Obviously you shall not pass yeah you should not fucking pass You

Shall not fucking pass I like the idea well first of all So that's so that's so that's so that's so that's so that's so that's so So he actually wrote in Where do you put it and why is it always going to be You shall not fucking pass That's true How is it not going to

That is the most What's the line? What's the line that he says When Gandalf is like on the edge And he's about to he's falling He's about to fall He says long live the king He does not say that

That's fucking Mufaso What's his name Mufasa Mufasa It's Mufusso Mufus Fasa You guys are saying it was Mufusca's brother Mufusca. No, it's not.

Mufus. I learned African, okay? Which one? You, Simbo. What time I time, which one? Which language is it based off of there? It's all of them. Oh.

Oh. And in African, not Afrikaans, not Afrikaans, an African, we say Mufusa. Yeah, Mufusa. Yeah, and Leong Kong. Leong Kong, I'd watch the Leong Kong. I don't remember. I'm only realizing. I'm only realizing now I don't really know any of the Lanking names. Rafiki?

Rafiki's my favorite. Nala, Rafiki. Rufiki, Nala, Simba, Skar, and that's it. Koval, Skar. Kiyara. Zaza. I don't know the, I don't know the, dude, I saw like, you don't know the black-coated characters. Exactly, yeah. Like the hyenas? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The hyenas are not black-coded. Are you sure?

The hyenas are fucking silly-coded. Oh, no, actually, no, they're voiced by black people, actually. I think all of them, right? I think so. I mean, they seem violent. Definitely Whoopi Goldberg. Wuppie Goldberg is one of them. Whoopi Goldberg?

What a name. That's so crazy. She chose that name. No, no, she's married to a Jewish man. That's why I was saying was over. She chose that name. Whoopi, though. Whoopi is, it's probably.

No, but. Actors. I know. It's actually short for Woopstaffer. Yeah. Wuppenstein. Wuppenstein. So, whatever.

You shall not pass. I like the idea of him like screaming, fuck as he's falling. I'm thinking like four Gondor What are you Fucking Gondor What about when Frodo gets his

His fucking finger Bitten off Fuck That would be great You put the ring on And then fucking That piece of shit Bites his fucking

Dabbas Not Dobby Not Dhabis Dobby versus speaking Who wins Knockdown, drag down Blood Fight Come on bro

Dhabi Dhabi fucking nine times out of ten Dobby's going to use magic to make him normal and die. If you touch fucking Gollum, like you'll, you're fucking, your finger just go through him. Like, he just seems rotten. He seems like wet paper machet. Yeah.

Like, just a slight bit of pressure. I feel, I feel like, I feel like, Ghalom's kind of guy to, like, will trip your mother bash you with a rock. And you pick a rock and hit him back and you would annihilate him. Like, you would kill him really bad. But you would feel bad. He'd be like, oh, man. You wouldn't be able to get the jump on him, I don't think. Because he would attack you in such a way

In such a feral discussion He definitely sneak critz you Like he would pick up a heavy rock somehow And be like Lift it and slam it down faster than you would like assume possible Yeah Like machine like Gatling gun Level frequency

Like He'd pick it up and he'd be stagnant pick it up But then he would hit you really fast He'd be like what? Whoa my arm My arm's so broken He would hit you like a smiling friend's character Would hit you

Yes Yeah Like missing a bunch of frames Just missing so many frames That's dangerous I like the idea of him saying like I don't know Poe fucking Tato's or something

Poe's making it Mix it mash it Put it in a fucking stew Yeah Or So when they're when they're uniting You're saying like you have my You have my bow

And my fucking ox You know like when there's in it Wars would curse I feel like they would absolutely Absolutely I'm gonna especially like Tolkien doors They were like fuck yeah

that's how they how a lot of people perceive them that and it works for whatever reason you know a certain one British yeah yeah you know a subtle one Cockney that's a thing it's really it's a subtle one that I actually would like I would actually implement if I had the opportunity it would be like it would be really softly

it would be when Gandalf is in the the shire the shire and he's like he ducks he's like fuck but like that but like really yeah that's my shit like I love that just a subtle like yeah I love it

And he looks back real quick, like, and then that's it. Yeah, yeah. Did he just say that? That's my shit. That's my favorite stuff. I love the Hobbit clip from the fucking anime movie where he's some, which is called takes the hit. He just there.

He takes one puff of the gas and he's like, he's like, he's moving like that. Like he got, what was he smoking? You know what you're smoking. They smoked. Gassiest, the fucking Piffing door. Of course, dude. Of course. It's magic.

You have no fucking power here. Fuck. That sounds like Matt Berry. The way he says it, he says it's a very weird. I love it, man. I like that. I like Lord of the Rings much more than I like actually. It's weird.

It's a weird thing where I don't talk about it that much, but every time I think about it, I'm like, man, this shit's fucking great. That's how I was with gears before this podcast. That's a good point. I love Lord of the Rings for what it was, but I think it's pretty lame outside of the context of it being like it's so influential. What do you mean? Because I think it's kind of very old and like, not that it's not good.

It's still good, but it's kind of like I love, I fucking love jazz music, but I don't listen to it all the time, you know? Like I got, it's just like good for the time it was made, but like I don't, that's not something I would go back. I feel that way about Star Wars, but not, not Ler Ler Lings. I've watched those movies many times. I like Star Wars more as the world of Star Wars. It seems a little more magical, even though it's not supposed to. Even though it's not supposed to, but it is more magical.

To me, that's the thing that's like it's a, it's supposed. it just it's it's it's it's it's I'm like bro just pick a lane man pick a lane like be a fantasy or be a fucking I think I think I think it works for what it is I think it does what it could I just I don't know man I it's it's this is a it means to many people I think it's it's it's minions at this point like I it means too much of different people man it's like I did it and they let it be too many things instead of it being like Jedi's Sith bad good there's like politics yeah And the politics is the most interesting part to me.

It's actually really interesting part to me. But they don't display it well. Like what the fuck? They got Jar Jar Binks in a movie while they're trying to talk about like a political oppression and like the warring states and government. Like it's, I was full of steady. I know. I get it. You talk about space opera and opera is one of the most things that stick out of the costumes.

And I feel like the costumes, this is me talking, just myself, opinion that they really felt like I hate out of the job. Jedi's dress. I hate the rebels the rebel alliance looks stupid as fuck. It's very like a sort of hodgepah. I think the Jedi look cool because it's very monastic. That's true. And then

in Clone Wars they're like proper like clone army warriors like they have like actual warriors. That's fine. But that's like not what people would see. People wouldn't see the Clone Wars. No one's watching the Clone Wars that is in a fan of Star Wars. You're not watching that shit. So you don't understand that. Right. There's the Star Wars suffers from being too long of a franchise

the best content's not the movies, unfortunately. That's absolutely true. It suffers from that extremely too. It has a whole extent of the universe that came out years ago that got recond in. Obviously, the sequel trilogy, they tried to chase this woke agenda that was not what should have been done. It should have just made good movies opposed to trying to, like, shoehorn things in. Wasn't that? Too many things were too many cooks were in a kitchen in general.

Like, China had a huge part in what that movie was going to be. That is true. Absolutely should have. That's crazy. That's so crazy. It's like, that's one of the most amazing things. It's insane. It's insane.

Like literally John Bayo talks about like his role was completely changed. We don't know if he was like the main character, but it's still like under cut him. We don't want him in it. And it's like there's too much shit going on, dude. It's like it's, there's too many stories. There's, that it's, I love Star Wars. I love it. But I understand what it is.

I understand the problems he suffers from. See, I understand. It makes sense why you love it so much. I would say the casual enjoyer. I don't see what. I feel like like, like say, the the the reboot of battle star galacta if they watch that they would shit their pants because of like it is so much better as a product like storytelling people who are acting but it's just so well as i was

you say i think people who are into star wars are not into sci-fi they don't want they don't like sci-fi i think you're actually right that's not exactly true i mean i'm i'm i'm a special case but i think people that are in the star star wars is the is the intro it's like it's the it's get your feet What was this? Yeah, but the way that they take to it in a way that I'm like, because it was an intro for me. And then as soon as I started consuming other side vows, I'm like, this is, oh my God, this is so much better. Like everything is, it's getting better, especially people are getting better at writing. It's, it's, it's, things are progressing in a way that that's why I said, like, uh, uh, BSG is one of my all time favorite shows.

Like, uh, the, the, the 2004 or 2003 reboot or whatever. The one I was coming on when we were young. Yeah. That shit is. That shit was fucking good, dude. It's so good. I didn't watch all of it, but I watched like the first two seasons of it. And I watched until the, the synth people started showing up, the ones that they couldn't.

Silons. When they started showing up. And that shit was cool. And I was like, oh, it's awesome that it did the typical network television thing resetting. And I'm like, no. No, I can't keep watching anymore. What's going on now? I see.

I see what you're saying. Yeah. But like, yeah, I forgot. I forgot about that. It's reset. And you're like, why you're like, it was like Dragon Mozy watching Dragon. I watched the beginning of the free. He's the saga like 12 times.

Yeah. I don't know. I get a sense that people who are really into Star Wars are more fantasy people. Yeah. I think you're right. I actually, I think you're right because that that makes a hell of a lot more sense and why I probably like Star Wars is less because I like sci-fi more than fantasy.

Even though I like fantasy. I'm definitely more on a side of fantasy. I like fantasy significantly less than sci-fi for sure. I think sci-fi is cool because sci-fi there's a bit of grounding us into it, but I feel like for fantastic stories, which I like fantastic stories more. I always go to fantasy. I like like so it is kind of trope in a lot of the sci-fi is that there's a lot of militaristic stuff in it. It makes it easy. It makes it like it's a cheat code in my opinion.

Say for example, one of the best DC films that come out in recent years or whatever when the whole DCU was happening was a Wonder Woman because they had the cheat code of World War I. Yeah. It's very easy. It's very easy to make a pretty solid film. That was almost a good movie. It was I actually, I think it was good. There's some of my favorite. It's, to be fair, I've only watched the movie. movie like once. So it's not like

a movie where I'm like, oh, I want to watch it again. However, there was when it got to when they were in war and she was fighting, it was awesome actually. I was actually like really impressed with the scenes. I thought it was going to be, the thing for me is like that movie's

good until the end. The end is fucking, the end, the funny the end fucks everything up. I shut it. I literally brocked it from my brain until you start. It's literally just like a CGI monster shows up. It is like. this almost was interesting guess who did that

the DC execs yeah I'm sorry sorry Warner Bros excuse me that doesn't surprise me yeah it was the the movie was supposed to not have that and they're like oh we need gay thing

trope we need CGI monster I watched a video of somebody compiling all the decisions that Warner Bros that got involved and it was it's everything that everybody hated it's one of those things where it's like this is too obvious

yeah like It's so insane to me. These things could have been decent. That movie almost ended in like a really subversive way. That would have been cool. And it would have been like, oh, yeah. Like it's not really, you can't really just kind of punch a bad, like a demon. And then like, oh, you win.

What makes it worse. Like, no, we got to put the demon in there. You dumb bitch. That could have been really great. It really could have been really great. It's a concept. The concept of Ares was involved with it. He is the god of war.

His essence is there. But you can't punch him and stop the problem. It exists beyond him now. And it's like, nah, make him fighter. And I'm like, why? It completely destroyed the premise of the, yeah. That's how they use Aries and the comics, too. It's like, he's not fucking causing the word directly,

but he's like, I'm sure, fuck, gonna be around and watching them do this shit. Like how the gods operate. Literally in that, in their unit, it's like they don't even read the shit. Oh, no. The suit's definitely not. The trailer, yeah. Oh, Jesus. That's so obvious.

Ah, that's the thumbnail. God damn it Superman happened All right next question Damn I gotta be I gotta be honest I everything that I saw I was very happy with it

The only thing I don't I don't like how much He's relying on the nostalgia The fucking it's just the old theme I was just like I don't I'm afraid of what When I'm gonna see it It's gonna be too much of that

To where I'm like okay What is this the Force Awakens Is this is this gonna be the Force Awakens? It looks like it's going to be very much so playing on like the idea of Superman It's supposed to be like the character he's supposed to be Sure good guy the like the the smart boy the sweet dude It's very much so playing on the nostalgia of what he what he was the character Composed of what he

Snyder decided to fucking make him because Snyder fucking probably hates his dad and doesn't fucking have a good relationship with anybody he knew in his early years So it's it's that you know it's like we're gonna see we're gonna get I think it looks quite I wish he was, a cornst was a little more muscular. Would she have a little more muscle on his body? Sure. But, you know, because Cavill was a fucking monk. He looks like a freak.

Yeah. So I was just like, all right, what she had that? But I think it looks cool. It looks cool. Look, I feel like, I feel like when we were moving forward in time, it was better that the underwear was gone. I like the underwear, but I get it. I don't know how you could like, like, why don't you wear underwear outside? I think the underwear.

It's meant to be like a wrestler's costume for me. Yeah. When the wrestling was fantastic. back in the day. I agree. But that's when he was created. I don't know. I like it.

I don't, yeah, because it's underwear on the outside. It's not just trunks, right? If they were naked and they only had trunks on, then it's like, okay, but the wrestlers don't wear underwear

and have another suit thing outside. I get it. I get it. It looks stupid, but that was the idea of it back in the day. It was supposed to look goofy and fantastical like that.

I kind of think I like it because I feel like it's disarming. Even for Spider-Man. It's kind of one of those. It's like. Well, Batman, they all had that shit. Yeah. And to me, I'm like...

Well, Spider-Man didn't. Oh, Spider-Man was always just one suit. No. He just always had a suit, sorry, but he had the design of where his crotch was. No, he didn't. No, he didn't. Right? He has the belt that goes down, but it's not.

But yeah, like, I don't know. To me, it just looks like... To me, it's like people would it, if you're, if anybody was designing their own costume, themselves, they would never think I should put this over my suit. Yeah. So, I think the, I don't think he, I don't think he, I, I think he, I, I, I don't think, I think maybe the idea is like It was made by his mom

Or to put people at ease or something It's like look I'm not threatening I'm not trying to fucking That's not you then you wouldn't wear Tint skin tight thing either To show off your hulking muscles That's that's I disagree with that He doesn't really show him his muscles really

Well he's just not that big But like say the way that Go moving forward Into we're us making superheroes Looking jacked because there's supposed to be larger in life And stuff Then I would say if you want to to make people look less intimidating, you would want to hide that.

Joe Rogan tried his best to do that, actually. He would wear large shirts when he would do standum comedy because, like, oh, man, he's like really mussely, muscles isn't funny. And I'm like, you're an idiot. Just wear a fucking regular shirt. But like, it was just, he was, his mentality was trying to disarm people and not be intimidated. And, um, I mean, I, I just feel like if Joe Logan put on underwear on, like, on top

of his jeans, it would be funny. He's a comedian. It makes sense. But to me, I think of it in a, you're selling toys, you're selling merchandise and stuff like that. And people accepted it for what it was. But moving forward, the only people I've heard complain about it is just for nostalgia purposes, really.

There's like, I liked how it used to be because this is what I grew up with versus this makes more sense. And I'm just more practical. I guess for me, I very don't care. It's like, I think in the context of the universe, it's like my mom made this for me, my mom's old. There's a little hero's like when my mom was around. Like when she's daughter of Harold's who's younger. She thought people would have dressed like this shit

So they gave him She made him a costume looks like that That's it Cool I'm gonna just edit this a little bit Thank you though Yeah I don't know I just like it's too in tandem

With I just don't care It's too in tandem with the self seriousness Of a lot of modern Super hero movies So like I think a lot of people were just like What are you taking yourself so serious Put the fucking underwear on who cares I don't think that's his character

It's like I don't think that's like I just think it is like Not serious It's just It's less goofy That makes sense What do you

Well you can You can be as goofy You can be as goofy as you want Well, what? The costume itself doesn't make any sense What do you mean? Why do SWAT teams have fucking cool looking gears? Because they're not invincible?

Why do Nazis look fucking like all Dripped out and fucking Hugo Boss? Because it's a uniform. It looks cool. It doesn't though. Not to you. But I guess what I'm saying is Not to you, Chris.

The costumes with or without the underwear looks stupid. To you. Yes. Yes. Yes, you. Chris. Christopher the individual.

Right. I'm just saying. To most people that consume this media, they think the costumes look cool. Well, most people think the underwear on Superman in the trailer looks fine. Well, no, because they're banking on the nostalgia. Of course. They like the touch of that. They like the touch of the old music. And I'm saying, oh, to me, that doesn't make for a great product.

It's like, I'm going to heavily rely on this, like the Force Awakens where it's like, oh, this is a solid film. But this is going to actually be good. That's what I said. That was my original point. I guess. Not really talking about the underwear. We just got, we just went on tangent. But it was more about like say

Everything that I saw looked good I'm not even but I'm just like oh I hope This trailers man Ever since I saw the BVS trailer I never will believe a trailer ever again Because the Batman versus Superman trailer I really liked that trailer I was so fucking hyped on that shit

I thought that should look bad from the beginning But that's but that's I don't know how you can think that Because I was like why are they fighting already Why I was like why is Batman fighting Superman This good guy What do you mean already? I also know the characters of Batman as Superman So I went into it I went in to it

What do you mean about already? But it is the first time they're attacking each other and now they're fighting each other. And it's like, it's, they're fighting really? Well, like they skipped a trillion years in this universe. Like, say, uh, Batman was already, yeah, he was already way older. He was already active. You're right. Old and, and jaded.

And then that's why they made him kill people and shit, blah, blah, blah. You know, I so didn't like that. But the idea is later in, you know, see, the Dark Night Returns. It was just based off of that. So you understood why they were fighting. Yeah, I get it. But it's like, like, like maybe you didn't want that to happen. No, I, because it's not.

It's Dark Night returns halfway. That's why it's like... Well, you couldn't be full where Bruce Wayne's a fucking old man. Not even the old man part. It's like Superman disguised. He started doing stuff and Batman's already been doing it a while. And Batman's already mad at Superman. Well, he's mad at him because the way that they run it.

And I know and I get it. I get the like the destruction and he destroys him of the city. It's like yeah, but he also like literally saved the world. Like it's just all of that is already like this is really dumb. I think I think actually... So Zach Snyder's vision. I think it made sense in a realistic standpoint that was the problem.

The problem is that people don't want that. Like let's say in a realistic standpoint, even if you save the world, it's just like, say, for example, Biden's administration made the economy technically better in many ways. Many people didn't feel it

so they don't give a fuck. Yeah. So the fact that like, say, Superman destroyed a large portion of metropolis by fighting, that's what they're focusing on. Batman should be smarter, obviously. But I think at that point,

he was just like jaded and insane. I don't know what he was going for with that. It's my dislike for Batman already going into it. That's fine. I don't remember that movie at all. Did they? Lucky. Did he, did he lose somebody in that fight or something?

No, he saw a little kid lost their mom. And he was like, oh, I'm mad. I'm posing his kid. He was in his Bruce Wayne garb. And then he like, oh, he couldn't help. And then he was just really angry. Now he's like, I got to take out this threat. And I'm like, Batman historically is,

smarter than that to just be like, oh yeah, I need to take this guy. Batman's a plot device. So he would have been like, I understand now because I'm Batman. The reason why they fought in Dark Night Returns was because Superman was an asset. And basically the Superman, he was out of commission, right? And Batman was like, fuck no, I'm not going to stop. So Superman's like, unfortunately, we're going to have to rumble. He didn't even want to, but Batman kept antagonizing him.

Yeah. Fucking throwing bombs in his face and just like. And literally Superman's like, can you stop? So, yeah. I can murder you. It's so good. And then fucking Oliver fucking, it's so good. Go read or watch the animated shit.

That's pretty cool. It's unfortunate. Like, if you know the Dark Night Returns and you watch BVS, you want to vomit. The thing for me is that, like, I see a lot of people who, like, they're just like, they really like the comics and they go see the movie. And then they end up hating the movie. Yeah. So to me, I'm just like, I rather just like the movie. Like, you don't even like the movie.

I like James Gunn movies. And I was watching the trailer. I was like, I don't, this is kind of cool. It looks cool. I like it. I don't know why I care about this movie, but I do. It's not based off of one thing. It's based off like the idea of the Superman.

It's like, it's not like based off a comic. Right. There's references to several things in the comics in the movie, but it's like. I think they nailed a lot of the look. I think the daily planet looks good, looks good. I think Clark looks appropriate. I think as Clark, he looks fantastic. It actually is kind of like one of those things where it's like,

it's it's weird to see the Superman disguise with the glasses work kind of he looks very disarming genuinely different yeah like without the classes as Clark it's like

what the fuck that actually works so I think that's cool James Gunn makes great movies I can't think of a single James Gun movie that I don't like really he's been knocking it out of the park I mean that Suicide Squad movie was so fun

The Suicide Squad is a really fun movie That shit had me fucking rolling more than once. I love that. He was a part of the... What the fuck is that? Is that a werewolf? We got a werewolf on the plane? The Peacekeeper show?

Yeah, I did watch the Peacekeeper show. Shit was great, dude. It was fun. It was dumb. And there were many periods in that, in each episode where I could feel them just being like, let's improv for a little bit. We just made it fun. It was fun.

Some of it went a little long. Yeah, sure. But it was fun. It was a fun time. It was very fun. Yeah, he's been knocking out of the fucking park with everything. So it's like, of course he's going to do a good job with this, but I'm also, I'm like, look, I hate, you know, you know, you know how, you know, you know, when you're not like, when you're just a little bit above the average stupid person. And so you kind of like, only slightly. Yeah, only slightly. But you're, but you're, you kind of understand what's happening. Like, everybody else is watching this trailer. And they're like, oh, oh my. And then I'm just like, yeah, I see what you're doing. Like, I see how you're, you know, you're reeling them in with the music.

the bombastic like old theme and all the yeah really and to me I'm like it doesn't work on me as well because I'm like I'm aware of what the purpose serves and so it's kind of like a me issue where I'm just like so it is it's not hitting me as hard um because I guess it is it's like horror films they don't work on me as well unfortunately sure yeah I think uh be cautiously optimistic man just watch it if it's good it there's nothing wrong with it right now

there's nothing wrong the reason to be like oh I don't it doesn't look bad I like what we've seen so far I like what we've seen so far. The same thing with me. I'm like very skeptical always. It's a good trailer. Yeah. I'm gonna be honest. I care about this dog looks kind of weird. Really? Silly. Yeah. Really? I was actually. I was good for C.G. But it's a there's a scene where he's like licking his face and it's very clearly C.G. Which is like not a big deal, but it's my eye can't not look. I was confused that he was that kind of dog. I probably wasn't paying attention. I thought he was their lab or some shit. Yeah. I probably wasn't paying attention enough. I probably look because I was kind of, it was early in the morning whenever I saw it. But it's also not done. It's a trailer. That's very true. It's fucking July. That's also too, I'm like, I love it. Yeah, July.

Thanks. Yeah. Thank God it's not one of these like, in three. Dude, they announced Shrek 5 for like 2006. Are you for real? Earlier this year. With like a JPEG of the number five with fucking ogre ears on it.

I didn't even know. Of course you didn't. Yeah, that shit's not coming out anytime soon. So dumb. Eddie Murphy talked about it. What a waste? What a waste of an announcement? You know how much I would have set the internet on fire?

If there was just like a just a random trailer for Shrek 5 Coming out in three months And guess what? They're never, They're never doing the next quarter of the year Because of the fact that they just they just did with the supermen's That's July. Yeah, but like we've known that movie was been going on for a while.

It's a lot of things. Yeah, but they didn't advertise it. I gotta be real. The turnaround was actually kind of Because I remember when they first showed that that first Was he in an apartment or something? Yeah. Oh yeah, it was like

Lacing it up or something. Yeah, I was like that actually I was like that wasn't that from there to this. Okay. And then what happened is I think cool. What happens is I think they had the whole Henry Cavill show up on on Black Adam, right? That got filmed probably well before like Adam everything came out. I think Cavill and all of them probably right after that movie knew like hey.

Yeah. We're not doing this. It was pretty. Like right after they were probably done film it. It was pretty quick. We're not doing this. I think we found out later around the time after the movie came out. but they probably knew well before, well before that was happening.

Cavill probably couldn't say anything when he did those interviews from being talked about it. And then Rock was like trying to at least get his movie, get some energy, some steam to try to push his way back into the DCEU. So they were probably already well filming it by the time Black Adam was out. They were probably already putting together and things to move the right way. I mean, realistically, movies don't take that long to shoot. It's usually like six, seven months.

It takes to make them like film and shoot all the movies. It's usually short than that. Really? Yeah. I guess. It depends on the movie. It depends on the movie. Seven months is pretty long.

Usually it's like the longer end. But it's not uncommon. Usually there's problems if it takes like more than, if it's going more than six months, there's usually issues. Like say scheduling something because everything, obviously they want it done in a quarter of a year. That's true. Yeah. Like if you can get a movie done a quarter of a year, ah, that's, you, you, but that's usually three or four months. Yeah, like a quarter. So three, four months, so that's a perfect average. But then that's only if you, if everything just go swimmingly, which. Yeah, which rarely. Yeah, like that's the, sometimes Alec Baldwin kill somebody on your set.

What's going on with Rust? You didn't do it. I don't know. I think they already met there. I think they're just skipping passing. They're making Rust too. And they, that, he didn't kill him on purpose. I mean, sure, but like, I mean. Did you see that tweet? What? Remember? I'm glad I did it. He's like, so what, nigga. I'm glad I'd so what. So what, niggis? So what? So what? Fuck you're going to do about it. Come on Sam trying to figure it out. Come on side trying to fix the problem.

How about that? Yeah, I accidentally have another. I'm going to throw a gun at the floors and a golfing kill you. If you're like, Luigi breaks out of prison to kill out. Yo! What a waste of a kill! I know. I want him to be inside the Thailand thing, you know, had he had him in the fucking movie where he just like strapped up with the needles.

Just like, let me out and I'll handle another one. That's crazy. Allow me to go free. Wahoo. You know what that would mean? If he killed, if he killed, Wahoo,

if he killed Alec Baldwin, to me that would mean they Manchurian candidate in his ass. He became like a fucking patsy. Like they, they, they brainwashed his ass

and then they, now all of a sudden everybody hates Luigi. Like, what are you fucking loser? You killed Alec Baldwin? You couldn't have killed someone else? Yeah.

It's not even because people, it's not even because people like Alec Baldwin that much. It's just like, what a waste? What a waste? No one's thinking about Alec Baldwin. No one's thinking about.

Like Baldwin in a whole. He's minding his business playing with his gun. That's like I'm going to kill. You're pointing at Elon and he's like, oh my dude. I'm going to kill Don Nats's nephew. It's just like what are you doing? Bro, can you imagine? Oh, dude.

Elon Musk and fucking Alec Baldwin are standing next to each other. And he picks Baldwin. No, he misses. No, so no, because that's not that bad because that's just like, oh, how unfortunate. But he just point blank at Alec Baldwin. He walks up to it. He's. not even, his head isn't even moving up with steps.

It's like he's on a dolly. And he goes directly to Al-A. Akuma. Fucking Akuma is just, Dan, dan, dan, dan,

then. But it's a gun shot. It's got, so, bodies are mad. And there's a picture of fucking Luigi on his back. Wahoo,

Wang, bang. Bang. Bang. He shoots the letter L. into it. God, I'd be so mad.

Like, he was right there. It's, It's so aesthetically pleasing. I hate it. The Doge Key. All of everything about his situation is it just leads to good aesthetic. I'm like, oh, this is cool.

I just hope people don't stop talking about it, man. I just want people to keep talking about it. All right. Never let's get the fuck out of here. Yeah, let's do that. We're going to read our $25 and up patrons now. Remember you can go over to patreon.com slash a snark tank and fucking do that yourself. Join the list of names here that I'm just.

stuck reading. Planes be crashing. Whoa, wait, huh? What happened? Hmm. This might be interesting. Hold on. Paid, active, 25.

Okay. Oh, damn it. We're on a fourth page, guys. Really? Yeah. Wow. Wow. Wow.

We did it. Damn it. Thank you so much. Squeer. I love you guys. All right. Count him down. Count me down.

Stop paying attention to the Marvel rivals. I'm sorry. I like seeing people get fucked over in that game. Three, two, one. Four pages, oof. Do you see the new, there's like a clip of Spider-Man saving an enemy, Thor from falling off a cliff by accident?

Well, you can do that. Oh, yeah, he was he wept him. And he was like, I just saved him. And then they just, he turned, Thor turns around and stares at him. And they just like lock eyes. Stay silent. I love the thing where on a hydrostate you could pull him over the gap and they fall. That's just so shitty.

Dude, I teamed up with like a Dr. String. Because I saw this thing on Instagram and I wanted to try it. And it totally works. We had a Dr. Strange set up a portal off a cliff and then in the middle of the room. And then I was just webbing people out into the space in between. the portal and the cliff. And so I was just like, the roadhog shit.

It's so fun. It's fun that you can do. Like that's, that's like you know, it's a pretty well done game and you can do shit like that. That's pretty cool. It's cool.

Or you can doggish, someone Wanda special in, float into frame and kill everybody. It's fucked up. I love it. All right. It's fun, man. Squid Starship.

Ray shall slur. I swear I typed swarm of locusts. I'm sane. It's Emma throwing colon. Throwing colins. Throwing colons. Yeah, I'm the colon throwing. I'll be hurling

colons like moon nine-thous. I'm hurling colons everywhere. We just need to rob one more train full of colons. One more bag of colons, Arthur. Go to Tahiti. We'll go to Tahiti. That's what they're trying to go, right?

They're trying to go to Tahiti. You have the cleanest colons over there. Arthur, if you rob one more fucking train of colons, we're free, Arthur. No more bullshit. We're fucking free. I don't know, Dutch. I don't know what the market is.

What the hell? What the market is for colons? What the hell? Why are we taking colons? In Tahiti, there's a huge market for colons. You don't understand, Arthur. I speak Spanish. And then they're fucking writing off and,

Do you really believe Dutch that we can make money off of colins? Uh, probably not. Yeah, that is kind of what their conversations are like. Yeah. It is Arthur. It's John being like, I don't know about that. And then he's not always screaming

He's on his horse far from him Have never heard this conversation Yeah Yeah yeah yeah But they're having like a conversation that you You would have close together Yeah But you've gone too far ahead

So they're like I don't know what's wrong with him It's really funny because like They have like very brother brother conversations They're like big brother younger brother And it's always like John tries on Arthur being like

That's stupid You're dumb. You're a dumb kid. Until the end. And then they have like that really, really emotional conversation at the end of the game, right? Like on the train tracks where they almost kill themselves. And it's like, I love you, man. Really?

And he's like, look, man, I've been hard on you these last. And they tie each other colon's together. I've been real hard on you these last 30 plus years because you're a fucking idiot. Let's do a suicide pack. tie each other's colons together. Let's autoerotically asphyxiated our cities. And let's have horses... Let's let our horses...

Kind of quarter us, but not with quarters. Is this coal in us? What do we say? How do we do it? We have horses calling us? Is that right, John? I'm going to keep reading. I don't know.

What the hell? I kind of like my colon, Arthur. Well... That's it. Fade the black And then just Riding for the rest of the Play

The Reddiv and everything To do My Rock Star Games Fucking useless He gets sick but it doesn't matter It doesn't lead at all It doesn't lead anywhere It just leads to that conversation

I lie about cold That's the end of the Well B' down down Dill The credits start rolling And you're like And I don't want the world to see me

That would do so much damage to this movie It really would ruin that John Marston singing it I don't want the world to see me And I don't think that they don't understand When everything's meant to be broken I just want you to know I'm sorry

Did you guys see that not like us Not like Dutch thing? No It came into my algorithm And it's They're not like good I can't have it. They're not like good

It's fucking Do you have it? Yeah it pissed me off how good it was I have not heard of So it starts off with Arthur then it goes John and then it goes Dutch and Dutch at the end

fucking bars dude I heard something like there was like a Red Dead song where they were singing about something but it wasn't that flexing being a day one listener like a Destiny veteran flexes playing the D1 beta

when stating a bad opinion Farrell Sweeney cornering Kingston in the bathroom and snarling verily before molesting episode viciously his colon falls out Oh yeah we gotta get that

The Verily dude that design was so good yeah We gotta, should it be, should it be that specifically or should that be touched up or anything? What do you think? I love it as it is, honestly. Like, I just love the blatant, the blatantness of it. We just got to throw it up on the store, then.

Yeah, I think, because I'm still putting out, like, there's something with Photoshop. Like, I have the autistic and afraid file. It's not rendering right. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with it. I'm going to try and, like, redo it because I've been trying to render this thing for a while. And so we have that verily I think I might just have to update Photoshop I don't know I've been using an old one

Oh oh well I don't like yeah because I don't like the idea of uploading Updating it but I don't know if it'll just smooth it over If it'll fix it okay So I think at the beginning of the new year Since we're so close Yeah we'll just drop a couple At once

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I like that's a bell I can tell that this boy's about a choke With his jaw on the law Yeah, he might just get the stroke It's absurd, you're a turd man This boy's just a joke If you're ready to can I'm Luke Yo, because I'm the fucking hope

My name's your Mars day Spin fire bars and I'll kick you in a horse man Try to mess a gang and your death will be the horses Man gang's dirty and this one gone in a Mars bitch A Marsh pit. A Marsh pit. I love that line. That is awesome.

Dude, fucking... Marsh Spitt goes hard. I love that. Dutch at the end, his final few bars... Like actually... Yeah, I was like, damn, this actually... This goes way too hard. Good old bunch and Dutch.

Not old Dutch and much. Sweene uses anchor chains to floss between his gaps. Anchor jazz. You don't think those are? The fact that you can pick them up is that you are... Dang. You are that guy in the photo. He flosses with anchored.

Dude, flossing with an anchor chain. How thick are the chains, dude? It's just your headaches. Asking George Lucas why Indiana fucks 15-year-olds. Hey, man. It was a different time. Is that real?

Is that canon? I don't know. I don't care, man. I don't get a man. I don't get there. I gotta make it to 10th grade. Small young girls. Well, Andy, that was great.

Now I got to go to ninth grade home room. It's like, what the fuck? Yeah, I think he like, because I think Marion in the beginning of Raiders of the Lost Ark talks about like, she's like in her mid-20s or something like that or like maybe 26 You left me 10 years ago or something

Oh is that what I also don't know how old Harrison Ford It's supposed to be in that movie Uh Actually not I feel like it's enough Definitely older but also like the country But it's also in the 30s That is when it takes place

So like I don't know Don't touch me there Dr. Jones What? Forst short round I thought John's no I'm kidding what do you think you're here for Whips him three times and grabs him Bang bang bang

Bang bang shoo He's gonna take my long round short round Dr. Jones Roger Jones help Ouch I didn't know you were a pedophile Dr. Jones Help

I didn't know you were a pedophile Dr. Jones You didn't know a lot It's pretty clear It was written on my whip It says certified pedophile Certified pedophile Oh my God.

Oh my God. When I clack, when I crack it, it says pedophilia. Pedophilia. Petalia. Metal gear snark, the tank that apparently never went through high school. Nothing, nowhere, one by one. Rabbit Swin, injecting nitro glycerin into baseballs for Little League whilst drooling. What would that do?

Damn. Something. Wasn't that just shatter? Like. Wait, nitroglycerin? Something. Something. It's pretty good answer, I guess.

It will piss me off is that it's right. Like, it's accurate. It wouldn't do something. It would. Some. Well. I can't do it anymore. Candice Owen's new rap name,

Razz. Razzle Kuhn? Oh my God. But it's spelt stupid. Berser Broly Gap shot in the Sweeney. Derek, the descriptions of hell and heaven mostly come from the Divine Comedy. Yeah, we got that. Yeah, the.

I think I guess, I don't think I spoke correctly or clearly what I was actually like kind of more. I think he did. I think they, I don't know. Things you get lost in transition. Sometimes people hear something maybe once and then write in. Yeah. Transition. Transition.

What about that? What about genders? Transitioned. Did you give her a sucking? Did you give her a sucking? Did you give it a sucking? Get the hell out of here, you trigger. Candidsoans do you're happening?

Okay, we read that. Suck it off by Gaylor Swift. Gailer Swift. I had an idea, because I did a random cover of I'm just a kid because I just kind of felt like it. I suck the dick works. for that.

I sucked it dick. And it felt like a nightmare. How's the lyrics go? I don't know. I don't know. I'm just a kid in life as a nightmare. It's a lyric. But like,

I suck the dick. It works perfect. It does. I think I'm going to do like the stone, but I don't know if it should be like a bone. Oh, I don't know. It's like, but it's in your ass I long to be.

In your ass. I was like, I got to do that because people are all mad about the Lincoln Park stuff. And I was like, I got to do his boy Chris Cornell now. I'm falling in my jiz. The motivation of that. What did you say?

Falling in my jizz? Oh, I thought you said foaming with my jizz. Oh, God, there's a lot of ways you can go with it. Wait, foaming with my jizz. Foaming is crazy. That's psychotic. There's something there. I want pizza so bad.

Holy shit. Floating in my jiz. Flowing in my calm. Mike. Stop. That reminds me of calling it my crawl. Dude, I All right, right, right.

Suck it off by Gaila Shrift. OURRXD. Indiana Jones yelling, your name is Toby. Oh, no. What is that? What is that? Roots?

Putta Kinti. Your name is Toby. There's a video of a car salesman that is the black guy. I sent it to Chris and you can remember. Oh shit. That is crazy. When he was like,

he was like, on the hardest, I'm the realest nigger alive. And he's like, shut up. Your name, Toby. whochish That was crazy That's what that is

Dude he broke character He was like We got a We got a Honda CASS Anything for sales man It's crazy That's crazy

Man That's one of the funniest That's marketing now though Yeah It's true Racism Racism Yeah

Just meet Stevie Wonder In a staring contest Moju Joju Versus the Powerpub Goebles Oh my Like Power Pub Gobles

That's crazy man Or I think you're supposed to is how it's supposed to. I think it's where it's gurbals, even though it looks like goables. Yeah. Yeah. What's the gerbils? Joseph?

You don't know? I know exactly what I did. Yeah. The propaganda minister? Yeah, you know my favorite actor? Joseph Gerbil? That's not a name. That's just how I feel.

How it feels to chew five cums. Domo Nation, Vaughn of the Dead. I'd let Shantay suck me off to completion in her monkey form. First of all, that's crazy. Who's that? Shantay is the ape from Marble? No, no, Shantay is literally a character from a series called Shantay. I think it's like a side-scroller action kind of hack and slash kind of thing.

She's... Oh my God, the little genie girl, right? Yeah, it's a genie girl. Isn't that a kid? I don't know. I don't know anything about Shantase like S-H-A-N-T-E? Yeah, I thought it was Shant-E. Shant-T-E.

Shant-E. Oh, it's probably like Shard-A like that. Yeah, I would say it's a S-H-A-N-T-A-E. N-T-A-E. Okay, got it So that's Sontay for sure Yeah Shantay video game series

I don't think it's necessarily a kid I think it's just like a chibi Well, I mean I don't know anything about it though It may not be a kid but I've seen representations over that are adult That look more adult So I don't really know

I don't know if that's fan art though I wouldn't Oh I don't know yeah When I'm just looking at this Like okay here's the official Here's the official Switch I'm good homie

Yeah that's too small That's scary Unfortunately I'm kind of good on that. Good for you though, bro. Have I live fast. What's her monkey form? Who's this hunk, though?

I'll fucking, okay. What's her monkey form? The monkey form is like a hulking gorilla. Ooh, well, let's see. Actually, no. Let's see, let's see. It's like, I wouldn't fuck go on.

It's worse. Oh, that is worse. That is somehow significantly worse. Go back to the child. Damn it, bro. I don't like you all, niggies, man. To the child. Oh, my God.

That is a crazy fucking sentence. I wore the scumbag shirt to the barbers. Oh, I love that. I love that. I love that. Dude, I've seen that shirt. Pictures,

please. Yeah, pictures. If you have our, if you take pictures in our merch, tag us on Twitter, Instagram. We do want to, like,

you know, get a collage going. Yeah, absolutely. Snark Tank team is the, is that the Twitter as well? Yeah, it is.

Yeah. And then. Don't do it if you're. stupid looking. He's alien to have our audience. Fuck! The whole audience. Oh, no!

He didn't mean that. He didn't mean it. I didn't mean it. Mr. Electric, send this inward to the penis explosion chamber to have his penis exploded immediately. Me. I can't believe we are already one underwear change away from 2025. One underwear. Ew!

That's crazy. Damn, this dude does the inside out shit. Damn, bro. The reverse. The reverse. What's the prerequisite? Sideways. What's that?

What's that? You cut it in the middle. You pull your torso or you pull your, like your torso is in one of the legs. And then the legs, one of your legs is in the other legs. And then the waist is your other leg. No, you cut it in the middle. I don't even know what that is. It opens up.

It's just changing, like rotating the, like, rotating the holes. Like, kind of like putting your. head through the sleeve of a t-shirt. No, no, you cut it, you cut it in the middle. I'm not listening to you. And then you fold it this way now. And you sew it. What is the prerequisites for a potential?

That's so much work. What are the prerequisites for a potential editor job? We have to make more money. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's the prerequis. Yeah, there was, there's been a couple of inquiries about something like that and managerial stuff. But it really does come down to making more money.

If you niggas supported us Because the thing is like And to be fair This is I don't I don't mean to speak for them Although I think they might agree My My perspective is I want to

If we're gonna employ anybody I want them to be paid really fairly Or like well I wouldn't pay you I would fucking No I don't know I think

I think for some reason It's really etched into my brain That leafy like Fucking is $20 okay It really fucking bothers me And I never ever want that to be a problem. And so for me, I'm just like,

if we're gonna have a manager, I want them to be paid well. If we have an editor, I want them to be paid well. And, uh, I'm thinking like a manager would do like, like 10% like, like, that's usually what a manager does.

At least 10%. I mean, that's just like, because the managers take on a bunch of different ideas. They take on a bunch of different, uh, talent and then, right, so they take 10% of everybody's cut.

Yeah. An editor, I don't know what exactly is the going rate, but what you're saying, it's, it's 100% that. Otherwise, you would just hire cheap labor.

We would have hired so many cheap fucking... I would have hired some money in India. Oh, you're fucking $17 and you think $10 of fucking year is amazing? Come added for us. Yeah, there's people that would even invest for free. It's just like, no. You know what I'm saying?

Like there's some people, but it's literally just, oh, once we reach a significant margin, which I'm hoping at some point, I was like, nigga, we just need to get those mid-roll ads and shit. Yeah. Like when those motherfuckers are throwing throwing like, hey, promote this stupid bullshit,

me undies or whatever the fuck, you know what I'm saying? Meandies? Yeah, something. Because then that was significantly bump things up and it's like, oh, man, we can afford a fucking salary. But yeah. Right now, no, I don't want to do that, nigga. I live in California now.

Yeah. I'm fucking. Yeah, we're doing well, but like it's California so it's expensive. Yes, that is really the problem. That's the problem. Man, can we just not live here anymore? I ask my girlfriend all the time. I just want to move everyone to cheap.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah. And then it's like, oh, I don't really take advantage of being California anymore. Let's buy a beach very often or nothing. Let's buy a trailer park in Appalachian. Displace everybody. Yeah, no, not Appalachia. Let's definitely live in the Appalachian Mountains for sure.

I feel like I would get, I would love that. I would get hills have eyes somehow, though. Fuck, dude. You'd have a fucking inbred unicorn looking. We wouldn't have to pay much. We would just toss like a, I don't know, bag of it. Donuts? I'm pretty sure we're all somehow Odeeing on Fint.

Even if we don't, like, it's just going to happen. It's in the air. It's in the air. I literally had fentanyl coffee this morning. Ooh. That sounds good. It's pretty good. You're getting into fucking both streams.

You're using a dark and light at the same time and you're overloading. Yeah. I don't want to. I'm cloak and dagger. I'm cloak and dagger. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see.

Let's see. I thought their name was smoke and inward. first time. Smoking Edward. You should kill your Edwin. It's funny. It's fucking beautiful

to see Ben Shapiro's fans gaining consciousness when he defends a health insurance CEO. Chris canonically eating ass with a bib. That is insane. With a bib? That's serious business.

You're a fucking connoisseurs. Serious business. You're galactic as devour at that moment. I love the idea of that. If not a bib, because that is kind of creepy,

if at least like a napkin, you know, I wear a bib every time I have. because I spit up on myself I do spit up sorry I got nervous every single time I get nervous every 10 minutes

You're pounding away Puking all on you That's crazy You're like fucking Will Smith Oh yeah that's right I don't know I can't look at on the same Ever since I've known that I think about this

Every time this dude fucks a chick He starts gagging He rides to the bathroom And fucking throws up in the toilet Like a fucking loser And then he fucking blacks himself so he forgets how embarrassing it was. He has to hold his hair back.

That's so goddamn stupid. Ha ha. Hold my hair back. Ha ha. Who, hoo. Say what, what? Say what, what, what, what? Getting niggie with it.

What is that? Na, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, na, na, na, na, na, na, na. Niggas. We gotta read this. We have so many names left. I'm pretty sure. There's probably many names. We're on the first page still

I didn't have my first meal I gotta go I gotta go to the store too I gotta eat The sun's setting Yeah It is setting I gotta go walk down to Haralfs or some shit

Haralphs I have no more wrapping paper And I actually have to wrap something I'm like no Oh shit I'm just done We do the Notches Buena So we're gonna be

Celebrating night tomorrow You speak American in this house Yeah we do We're doing the Good Day So we're celebrating it tomorrow These guys are so You're not even Mexican

Mexican, what are you doing? I'm with a Mexican family. I don't care. You, you're, aren't you? Aren't you? From Haiti? I thought you're voodoo. I'm not Haitian.

I'm Jamaican. And also I'm from New York. You fucking jackass. Are you sure? Are you sure? Look, just because you're in a Mexican family, it doesn't mean you get to rub. You get to, you get to steal their.

Fucking eat, dick, die. cultural appropriation. I'm just getting presents on the end. I do a podcast with you. I can't just sit here and be like, shit. I thought your name was. God damn it. I thought your name was Jean-Paul, St. Paul.

I thought your name was Jacques Lefleur. Jacques Lafault Baptiste. Yeah. Lafler Baptiste, the fourth. Shit, I ain't tripping. And I thought you were like, we like the voodoo here. I am not Haitian. And the voodoo, baby.

I'm not Haitian. Are you sure? I'm pretty sure. You're French, right? I feel like I'm pretty sure. We're pretty sure I know you. And your drones is a pedophile, yes? Yes.

It is very interesting. My wife is amazing and I hate her. I wish to beat her up. I don't know how French people sound. Yeah, it was starting to sound a little Speedy Gonzalez when you're speaking. Hey! Spidey Gonzalez.

Hey, Holmes. How does these? Arriva. Arriva. Arriva. I don't know, my niggas. Help me, for me, D'Aloz, for me,

And then there was, who's the other guy? There was Speedy Gonzalez and then he had... Ricky Spanish. No, it was... No, that's some New Yorker. It was Speedy and Gonzales and it was Slow Mo Ricardo.

It was... You're close. Slow-mo Ricardo. It was Rodriguez, slow something. Oh, um... He was like a slow... Speedy Gonzalez. Shut the fuck, I'm reading.

No, I'm serious. Read it. Is that not the guy? Yeah, that's the character we've been saying. You didn't, you didn't just dawn upon it. We've been saying it. No, no, no, you guys were talking about fast mouse. Oh, my God.

Fast mouse. Is me crazy, John Jacques Lafour, Boutlier. What the fuck is going on? Chris Conagliaz. Osama bin Laden waking up, but instead of 72 virgins, it's one Donald Trump. Colons are red. Violence is blue. Colons are red.

Donald Trump bringing Osama bin Laden back to life. and trying to pay him to start a war on terrorists, but he can't speak Arabic. Uri Yurinaka is out of prison. What did you do, Chris? I don't know who that is. Ujianaka, you mean? Ujianaka.

No, R is far from J on the keyboard. Should I know who that is? I don't know who Yuri Naka is. Yuji Naka is the creator of Sonic. Oh! I thought that was dead. No, no, no, he went to prison for insider training. Huh?

Yeah, all that interiors. Somebody, didn't somebody related to a Sega product die? I don't know. Fucking. No, sorry, sorry, sorry. No, no. Not even close. It was Yu-Gi-O-Nigua.

It was the, Niga Nika Nika. Nika Nika Nika. Nika Nika Nika. Nika Nika. Nika Naga. Nika Naga. Naga Nogga Nogu-Naga. This feels, this feels like a problem.

Oda nobunegas? Nobunegas. Nobunegas. Nobunegas. Nogu Nige. Nogu Nige. Nige Nijo-Nijo-Nijgo. He said Edward there.

Oh, no, no, because it's only one still, it's Oda. So I was like, how do I put niga in Oda? Niga. Niga. Naga, no, nigger. That's it. Death and his black. Jack the world's fastest Maori.

Samurai. Your nigger. Nigs gay. Begging you to put the show in title. Oil me up until I glisten like a brand new PSP. You know, brand new PSP. That thing. Those things shone.

I need one. I feel it's a little shameful. I don't have a little shameful. I actually have a PSP in my house. I keep pushing out on buying one. They cost too much. They're just at that price point where I'm like, I know I'm not going to use it this much. I know exactly what you mean.

But I do want one. They cost too much. I know exactly what I mean. If I didn't have responsibilities and shit, yeah, I would buy one. But I just, I feel. Because then it's the games too. I'm going to get the games. I don't have a stupid girlfriend that wouldn't go.

I don't have the patience to do that. That's true. It's like hack you just hack your Steam deck, dude. At that moment, you know. Yeah. I don't need to. Everything about a PSP is worse than a Steam deck. No, but the thing about the PSP that I like is literally like the machine.

Just having it. Holding the machine and like the style of it, the fucking silver thing, the silver ring on the back with PSP in the middle and the fucking... Yeah, a little, yeah. It's, I don't know, man. That thing was cool as fuck. I felt like a, like a badass with that thing. I had way more porn. I should have.

I had way more porn on that I should have. I think it was because I was a little bit older. Like, I didn't, like, we weren't doing that. Yeah. And I was like, damn. We used to just keep folded magazine. pictures of pussy I would just come all over this magazine

I for sure beat off to a Sports Illustrated at some point I was not there yeah because like they were the Sports Illustrated the swimsuit edition I definitely came on a serious guy I definitely come to my own fit I did it I did I swear I definitely came my own

I still have out of frustration it's dripping it's in a humid or I would vomit I would instantaneous I would bring it out

I would smile And then I would also vomit Goku instant vomit Do you disappear There's like my fucking nephew last night My nephew we are We were out of watch They had a party at my house

And we put on He's like a little He's like maybe like three months old He's like What's up? What's going? He was But he was

Every time you put on Mickey Mouse he gets excited Like literally It's fucking creepy That even little kids can get excited by shit like that. They're excited by cartoons? Yeah, like, he starts kicking in, like, stuff like that.

And it's like, what the shit? Did you see? What? Do you know that old video of like the little, it's like a, it's like a toddler? And he's like, or she's like, I think it's like, I can't remember what she's looking at. She's looking at like a pen in like a farm full of like, I don't know, squirrels. Look at all those chickens. Yeah.

Did you see what that's from? No. So this lady on TikTok was like I just fucking discovered something And she's watching like a Mickey Mouse cartoon with her kids And Goofy comes in It's like Mickey Mouse's playhouse or something Or clubhouse

And he goes in And he sees a pen full of like Animals that aren't chickens And he's like Look at all these chickens And so that baby Is making a reference And we all just missed it

We just all thought it was a stupid idiot kid. A dumb baby. Oh, you dumb baby. You don't even know what a chicken is. Dumb kid. Slap it? Slowly. That's slow slap you did.

Powered. It's like. Yeah, you got to charge up a little bit. It's like a street fighter alpha. Like before you would do your super. It would make this. And I'm like, oh. I wish I could do that.

Yeah. I was charging up violence made a sound. I wish I could charge it a spinning back kick. and break someone sternum with it. Breaking a sternum. Like the whole, the whole kick is just the ball of my foot hitting a part of your body.

And you're just like, ah! How long until porn stars get Fortnite icon skins? Since Sweens, Black, and Lily's Mexican, y'all should name your kid Rodniguez. Her last name is not. Rodriguez goes pretty hard.

Noges is awesome. We're probably going to do the whole double last name thing. Of course. So Mexican, God. I don't care, man. You can totally. Does she do the double last name? No, she doesn't.

So why would she do it now? I don't know. I don't even care. I don't even care. I don't even care. I don't even care. I don't give a shit about it. Well, yeah, because old name is the slave name.

Oh, yeah, I'll say. Jameson. Yeah, sure. Sure. Sure. Fucking black Native American Hispanic guy. Right, all right. Jameson.

Right, right. Big meaty stinks, one billion to every person on the planet will cost eight sextillion. Also shout out to Hannibal Burris. Sex-tillion? Because I thought sex would be six. It is six, yeah. So if you're going to give everybody $1 billion, and you do that $8 billion times, and he said, how many? Eight sextillion.

Eight sextillion? I'll take, I'll take his worth of it. It'd be like a billion. I'm not going to do that. Because of eight thing there. So eight and then sextillion zeros. Or I guess in whatever. We're out of my wheelhouse.

I'm too, I'm not a math guy. You know the math thing when it's like when you do a number, you do the arrow. No. A factor of a number at the top? Sure. Yeah, it'd be that. It'd be like a billion with that many eight times. Andy, the man who's handies are now back to S.

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Christ. What the fuck? When it's on the standing, it's so loud. Because it's probably like a focal metal point. Yeah. Yeah. That makes sense. Yeah, really cool.

Large Marge is so. Large Marge is so fucking hot. Sweeney canonically. Who's Large Marge again? I don't know. I know that name. I just, I just read these. You know, like I don't know.

Large Marge is. I feel like it's like a, I don't know, like a wrestler or something. No, I don't think so. I don't know. He's a fat fucking idiot. You know, I've heard large march is. Oh my God. Large Marge is the fucking villain from Peweets

Playhouse That would have never been my guess Let me see Peabee's Big Adventure Large Marge Let me see this baby Oh yeah, I remember that Oh yeah

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That's immediately recognizable I remember that frame anywhere I think you need a bust Yeah, I'm back up Heat smoker is going Is going off to Vegas Who's going to Vegas? I don't know heat smoker

Oh Have fun Go to Texas Roadhouse If you've never been Fucking delicious That's good fucking bread man The actually Actually yeah

They actually do I'm not kidding They actually do The first I was like When you said that I was like, wait, wait, that's true. Dude, for real, man. Like, Texas Road, Red is crazy.

Good bread. Yeah, have fun in Vegas. Last time I was there, my phone exploded. Damn, that was all the way back in... That was the last time I was in... 2019. 2019, just before the pandemic. Was that last time you went?

Yeah, that was the last time I've been to Vegas. Oh, wow. That was... My phone exploded, and I had to wander to a Verizon Wireless, drunk at 2.30 in the afternoon. That was so weird that your phone exploded. Like, I've never seen that before. Me neither.

I think what happened was, like, the heat was melting the waterproofing liquid on my phone. phone. So we would see, it would come out, and I had a white phone back then. So, like, I would pick my phone up sometimes, and I would, like, see, like, black goo. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I come out of the time.

And I had no concept. They're like, what the fuck is that? Yeah. And I would just play with it. I would just keep. Dumbass making it worse. It tastes bad. Dude, it was, it was really delicious.

Dude, it was really salty. It was really good. It was really. And so, like, in Vegas, it just got too hot. And I guess like enough. And I brought it underwater because it was like, I figured like, oh, it's a waterproof phone. Well, it's hot. This probably would help at least a little bit.

Cool it all. And it usually does work actually. Yeah, I get the concept. But I had already taken so much of the waterproofing liquid out that I think it just got it and then popped something. And so my phone, the screen didn't work, but the audio did. So I could be like Siri direct me to Verizon Wireless. And so I had to just like listen to audio directions while I was drunk in Vegas. That's crazy.

Yeah. I looked insane because I was still dripping, I think. Try it left into traffic. Okay. If you say so. Wow. I fucking hate Vegas. I never want to go back to that place ever again.

I didn't hate it. I just, I actually. It is hot as hot. When I lived in North Vegas, I actually, I actually. When I lived in North Vegas, I actually enjoyed it, though, man. I didn't enjoy that I didn't see any greenery and shit. But, like, besides that, damn, man, only like 200K people live there. I had a cousin who lives up there.

I had a cousin who lived out there, but then they found him dead raped by scorpions. Oh, well. Yeah. You know, it happens. They were still fucking it when they found him, actually. You know, yeah, the getting raped by squirp, it happens. Yeah, it's a fact of life up there. Fact of life.

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What the fuck is that? Sucking on prophylaseen. It says prophylasein. Oh, pro-falic. Oh, so like a cock-laced drug, I guess. Prophalazine. That's pretty hot. I can't put down the cock.

I can't put down the cock. Big peepy, big pimping, but by Jason's the day. That's great. Gerald getting golf clubbed by Abby and Witcher 4 Oh god You said Gerald Is Gerald

He wrote it must have auto correct I know but it says Gerald So I'm thinking of Gerald from Hey Arnold From Hey Arnold? The only not fucked up person in the series Getting killed Who? Bash

Bash bash bash bash bash Gerald is not bad He's a fine I mean Arnold's the most normal one Bash bash bash It's literally those two Yeah They're just kids

Everybody else has some fucking satanic thing wrong with them Eugene is literally cursed Like he gets hurt every moment That's true he is cursed He's a Jewish kid right No no the big kid's a Jewish kid's a Jewish I mean Jewish coded I think

He's not in the completely stereotypical way right But his name's Eugene The only person that's not Jewish there is Arnold and Gerald probably I'm like everybody else is Jewish He's an allegory for Judaism because The world destroys him Yeah

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I don't know. You know the character in Huck Finn, right? No. Which one? There's a few. Jim. Oh, oh, Enward Jim. He said Huck Finn.

I was like, no. I saw this family guy where they were doing, they must have been doing like a, they were doing like, it's like the Star Wars thing where they're like, I'm Luke, but it's Peter. And he's like, hi, I'm Huck Finn. What's half of your name? Yeah. there's another skit he's like no that's all word he says it and he's like and then he just calls him

N word Jim and he's like thank you like very kind thank you when he calls him inward gym instead of the actual I was so happy reading that shit in school oh my god we did I was actually annoyed that my schools didn't read it and it wasn't like

they shied away from it we just didn't read it and I was like oh yeah it was crazy about like in my school the other black people in your school were like oh man yeah basically I I mean, we would read it every day in math. Chris, get up here and fucking read Huck Finn again. I don't really want to.

I don't think it is this funny. Say it. Say it out loud. Say it now. Stay it in front of this parabola and say the N-word. It's parable. That's crazy. AI Batman explains you the dangers of Trump's America.

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That's a vivid image That I understand Why you would laugh Jolly old dipshit I had a dream That Ronald McDonald Was tried to pull me Out of my window

In the middle of night when I was a kid. I was like my first nightmare about clowns. You know what he's scary about that is if he didn't make sounds at all. He was laughing. He was just like stone face. He was just stoneface like fighting him and I'm just no game. There's no like shaking his arm. He's not staring at you either, which is kind of creepier.

He's like staring past you. It's just like, yeah, just like thousand yards stare. You know, you know in dreams where you can't, you can't hurt people in your dreams. You're like every time you fight somebody, it's like, fucking. Sometimes like slow motion and shit. Yeah. One time, there was one time I had like a night. May I wear some like

Like I think emotion dick Like you're just penetration No no What's that? Taking too long Dude It was uh I was like the guy from scream

He like scared me He was trying to kill me Oh like ghost face? Yeah and I hit him And I hit him hard And I hit him two more times And he was like I'm sorry He left

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No, he's not. Who's the one who's alive still? Stevie Wonder. Oh, okay. Yeah, he cares Stevie Wonder. Dude, it is, it is profoundly weird that there are two, there are two blind black pianists that are famous for the same. You know what I mean?

That's very weird. Like, I get them mixed up often in my head, but I don't think it's like a racist thing. Because I feel like it's, like, weird that they, Not exactly. They make sort of different music, but like I understand like it. You know what I mean? I get it though. Like, I get it. You're racist.

It's like getting Mark Anthony and freaking what you call it. Mark Anthony and my lawnmower fucking mixed up. And your lawnmower? Yeah, my lawn guy. That's crazy. Mark Anthony. I get Mark Anthony mixed up. You called him a lawnmore.

I mean, does he do? He does moan. And does he not also rake leaves? He's a leave. So he's a rakeist. He's a raker. Damn, that's a crazy title. That's not.

He's a good guy. He's a good guy. He does it around the neighborhood. He's a serial rakeist. He's a serial rakeas. Yeah, when he speaks to English, he's a good guy. Serial rikis, man. You need to be raped.

You need your, you need your long... And you know what's great about him is that our serial regist, he takes care of all of the statues around the property. So he's a figure rakus? He's a statutory ragus. He's a statutory ragus. Yeah. I could a wreak your daughter's lawn.

He also brings me serious. Lawn. Lon. That's what I mean, me. Oh, my God. She pipkin on my pipa, Spinchy the kid. The living end are Australian, and we were huge here. And we're huge here. Oh, nice.

I mean, that makes sense. Yeah. She pivokin on my pippa possum was actually homeless, but now they're back. Shannon Sharp's Colin falling out on Instagram live. Oh, shit. My colonel fell out on Instagram again Again Hope Zuckerberg don't ban me

Is it meta or Facebook I don't know I'm just fucking got my colon out I'm too tall for VR They put Johnny Silverhand at Fortnite Oh yeah I did see that I saw that yeah I just don't care

I do I've been thinking about playing cyberpunk again though I'm gonna get it I never will I love that It's too, like, there's like, there's certain games like that where it's like Skyrim's so easy to play because like the intro is like, like, what, like five, ten minutes. And then you're out into the world. But like, cyberpunk is like it's a whole, it's like a whole bunch of missions you got to do. You can't really start doing whatever you want until after you get the chip. Yeah. And that's kind of, it's not deep into the game, but it's like deeper than I'm, it's at least an hour of gameplay. Minimum. Yeah. Anyway. I'm just here. I'm just here. So I'm just here. So I don't get. killed Sweeney flosses with his own piss, yummy. Did you hear about Lukanus's brother Sukhanis? Yeah.

Star Coffee. Yeah. I can't do what you did. That's crazy how quick. Yeah. Yeah. How long do you think, how long do you think Rook would last in Baldos G8 three?

Rook? Yeah. I think he, he, he wouldn't recognize him because he'd be a mind flare. Like he would, like, he would not, like he would just be a mind flare.

It's still, he'd pour in there and it turned. to top butt. Yeah, there's no chance, too. Star coffee. Put the mass back in Chris mass, my massive cock. He's so late. Chris was right. America that is pretty funny. Rogers not his wrong yet. IMO.

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Show me that again so I can show the camera what you thought. Please stop rocking. Fucking Mooney's fucking mom, girl. Come on. Come on, man. Why does somebody got to take a picture of that shit, dude? Because they had the reaction. I would not pull out my phone for that, not that.

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Yeah but they're not Yeah They're by themselves He's got hit by a That laugh really took a lot of energy I have not eaten That's right So I'm gonna move

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This was going to be a Colin joke, but the Constance killed it in the same fucking episode. They say it started it in. Oh, the colon's good. Colons still going strong. My colon's still going strong. Yeah, yeah. Gade 6, P.P. The face I drew on Chris's head.

is just that Tim Walt's face. Oh, that makes sense. That Tim Walts face is great. That's the verily print, I guess. Right. That is that. He put Tim Walts's face on my head. That is totally that.

That's so crazy. That is exactly what that. That's great. I love that. And a happy New Year, you throat goats. Thank you. You too. You too, man.

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It was very whimsy going Enward Enward And his dad magically appeared And then immediately like It's like fucking Gandoff It made me sad Literally his parents probably heard him say it before And he was like I didn't say

And they were like Hearing racist children You're gonna beat you through low bit rate microphones is fucking great. Beautiful. It is art. It's art. It's art. It's art. It's art. That's good. That's good. Young Sheldon Gatting. What? Young Sheldon Gatting through off a cliff. I don't know. And we're dunk. Texas Tater Salad. Steve Urkel, visually raping alf for science. Saliva.

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We're almost there. 3.48. Merry Christmas. Hey, man. We're fucking. Happy holidays. This is your gift. Holidays are coming.

We're not putting anything. Yeah, we don't have it. We don't have time for an extra ammo. Yeah. And we're going to take. We're not recording on fucking Christmas Day. Yeah. We'll hit you.

We'll be back on schedule next week. But yeah, this. Them niggas got to catch up, man. They, like, we put out actually a really long episode, uh, uh, 280. I think it was fucking long as shit. Yeah. Or 286, whichever.

They have a lot of shit to work with. Merry Christmas. It'll be great for me. It'll be good. It'll be great for I'm not fucking your dad right now. Oh my God. We do want to, I do want to like, I do want to in January to figure out, I downloaded, I think, the right software to use to do the, what is it? The watch party thing.

Yeah, yeah. The movie thing. I don't know what we're going to do. I can't find borderlands anywhere. But I imagine it'll be... I can't get it on Amazon. Is it on Amazon? It's probably like, it can't be that much.

It's worth it. It's right. It's worth it. All right, yeah. Let me make it back. Don't worry. Right, yeah, we'll do that. Probably in January.

But, yeah, thanks. We're not going to do that yet. We'll do it at the end. 52 shades of gay. Paul just wants his hands here. Okay, fix the RSS feed, or I'm going to do something drastic. It is fixed.

Don't fix it. Yeah, I know. Now I'm not, I'm unfixing it. Yeah, so we figured out what the, what the situation was, I think, right? Yeah, it has to be those... See, nobody was saying... Here's my thing.

Nobody was saying that it had anything to do with the Patreon RSS feed. Yeah. Because apparently... Now, here's the thing that I'm a little bit skeptical of because I don't want niggas getting free shows, man. Like, you know, this is what we put out the shows. I don't want this to be like some type of workaround

where some people were getting, like... Because some person sent me a screenshot and or I think maybe it was what you showed me. Yeah, yeah. And it showed that the extra admin went on the feed and all that stuff. So I'm like, okay, that must be the Patreon RSS feed. But I'm like, I hope that didn't some workaround with some some fucking crafty guys like getting free shows and stuff. And I'm like, hey, you bitch.

Hey, you some bitch. It's built into it. You have to expect at some point. If that's the case, I just don't want somebody who's getting free shit to be complaining because then I'll bash your brains out. But we did. That's classic history. That's the world. People that are taking shit for free.

Well, that actually, that is. Yeah, I guess that's true. But we fixed it. It should be working now, as one person even told me, everything's good. Yeah. I'm sure everybody got the new episode that it dropped. So the issue was essentially that the software or the company that we used, they had it like an update and they changed the way they do things.

And then we had an option to, there was an option, I think, to keep things the same or do it the new way. And we just opted to keep things the same, keep things simple. But apparently like it just wasn't compatible with. That fucks it up. Yeah, the RSS now goes through the new way. Yeah. It confused the shit on me because every time. I would check the RSS feeds

it seemed normal and I checked the Patreon I was like oh okay I didn't even think to do that I always just check the Patreon or the Unlisted YouTube video because we make the show Right but yeah so that should be fixed I'm sure this is an older Name sure

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