The Snark Tank - #290: LA IS ON FIRE

Episode Date: January 13, 2025

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Hey everybody, welcome back 2025. Happy New Year. Oh my God. You're hearing Happy New Year a little bit too late, quite frankly. Like, I think there's a cutoff with Happy New Year around, I would say, like, maybe the seventh. The fifth to the fifth is where by Rainier will stop saying that shit. The fifth to the seventh, I think is like an appropriate, like that's the last time that it's appropriate. Like, if it's January 10th, I don't think it's like, what do you? Like, come on. But it's our first show of the new year. We're recording remotely right now. There's a lot going on right now. There's like wildfires in California. We're kind of like wary about whether or not there's going to be evacuations and all that. So that's part of it. But also the main reason ultimately is I'm kind of in the middle of like a flu. I'm at the tail end of a flu. I don't exactly know if I'm contagious anymore, but I just want to keep, want to play it safe.

But, uh, I just do try to get out of, uh, trying to get out of getting, uh, hanging out with us. You wanted, you wanted to desperately avoid hanging out with us. So, a flight attendant was spitting in your mouth. Right. Yeah. You were like, hey, I, I don't want to do my job. Could you please spit in my mouth? Because you're around a lot of people. Can you please cough? Yeah. Can you please cough, bleed and come in my open eyes? Yeah, that would be really great. The, um, dude, honestly, though, I would. was on the plane. So I went home for the holidays. I try to spend New Year's with my family because that's like my family's thing. It's like they always do like a New Year's thing. They don't really do

Christmas. They do Thanksgiving kind of. New Year's is really the only thing that they do. So I try to make it back there for that. But I was on the plane. And dude, the, the woman next to me, she had a, she had a mask on. So thank God. But she was retching. Like she was coughing and like the entire time. And I was like, look, I appreciate the mask. That's going to protect most people. I'm fucked. Like, I'm done. Like, I knew immediately the second she fucking coughed.

I don't think if people are coughing, man, I just don't think they should be allowed on the plane. I'm like, fuck them. I mean, they got out here. To be coughing like that because they're being filtered. Like, it's literally like, you should not. They should give you a test. Like, you scan your head.

You know, there's like, you can't get on here. You know, there's like, in grocery. grocery stores, right? You can't go on there without a shirt. You can't go in there without shoes and shit. And so if you're coughing and being a piece of shit, I'm like, I'm sorry, you can't get on the fucking plane, homie. I don't care how much you paid for. I guess we'll give you a refund, but you're stuck. I don't care about your stupid fucking job back at whatever state you live in. Shut up. Shut up. I don't care. It's so disheartening because it was right next to me, you know? And planes aren't big. Like, if you're, if you're sharing a row with some,

somebody, you're basically like touching them. I don't even if you're playing with someone that's sick, you're fucked. It's just by the nature of your in a plane with like, the air go nowhere. It's the same air over and over again. It is unfortunately the same air. I knew I was done in, but then I was feeling pretty okay for the two days afterwards and then I just got knocked. Yeah, you shut yourself.

You were like, oh, no, this is not horrible. My bedroom night right now looks hilarious because I've been in bed with like the flu. And so I've just been like, I've been in bed. sore like everything hurts I'm fine today but like I've just blown my nose wrapping it throwing it on the like I look like it looks like a goon cave

you're you're a freak it looks it looks so bad you could just have a bedroom trash can and then dude I know what dude you don't the flu is something special dude I just I don't I was in so much pain that I just didn't care

I care now Bachelor life You can do it. I can't even do that if I wanted to. My bed's not made right now. And Lily's anxiety is penetrating me and I feel not good. I want to clean my room so bad right now. That is insane.

I haven't made my bed in fucking ten years. I never make my bed. I've never made my bed unless my mom would like, you know, it would be one of those times where she'd be upset about how, fucked up my room was so then I would clean up everything and then make the bed. But then now the bed's fucked up hours later because I sleep in it. Who cares a fuck? Yeah, I

don't, I don't, I, what am I, what is this a museum or something? Are people going to come through my fucking bedroom and inspect my bed? Are they going to be, ooh, look how pristine it looks. I'm aware. I'm aware of this dark. You're not, you're not informing me of anything. No wrinkles.

Like, fuck, who gives a fuck about the bed? Like to me, just make sure your living room, is presentable because that's where people fucking go. Yeah. No one's... Exactly.

I don't think... I can't remember who's gone into my fucking bedroom before unless there was a purpose, you know? Like, I don't know. Whatever.

I don't even let my fucking crack horse in my bedroom. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. There's a purpose of that. They don't go to fuck their crack whores. You don't care where we are. They'll suck my dick underwater if I need them to. I think I caught my neighbor with a prostitute.

I think like in this dude's like older son and you know like he's of course he's uh you know he's from from that other side of the world because of where we live and um I was just like hey yo like there's this girl coming out with a with a very short skirt kind of like leopard print very pretty but way too much perfume and then uh and then the thing the real telltale was that she left through the back entrance through the alley and not the front like normal people use, like say visitors, they don't go through the back alley because they don't even know about that. So like, she took like the little shortcut to go west and I'm like, hmm, that's not normal for like, hey, I'm coming to visit. I'm family. You know, you leave for the front because

you're parked on the fucking front. And so I was like, oh no, did I, did I just catch some infidelity? And I don't care. You know, that dude probably works hard. And he's just like, I need a break for my family. You know, so. I just thought it was interesting though. It's, yeah, it's, you don't get involved. You know what I mean? Like, that's like under no circumstances. Dude, that's one of those things too.

Like I, we got a write in about that, um, on sacred once where it was like a bartender asking if like he should step in and do something because he, he saw somebody just like, bro, as a bartender, certainly not. No way. I mean, as a bartender? You might even. Go ahead. Your sacred oath to society as a bartender is like literally like, you're like the, the, the,

You're like the front line of defense Like granted that's a scumbag person Doing this shit But like You really want to get involved You as a bartender you want to get involved? You just kind of like they are Barterters are kind of like therapists

In a way there is a little bit of Competitiality And also Just By the sure Just Keep yourself out of danger You know what I mean

Like that might be You might You might rat You might narque on the wrong person And then all of a sudden they come back and blow your head off with a sawed off, you know? Like, it's not worth it. It's not worth it.

It's, especially in a bar, man. Like, it's just like, it's, it ain't worth it. Imagine a guy cleaning up with his ragged inside the thing. Hey, what's going on? Boom. Fucking braids all over the fucking bottles behind him. And some guys doesn't even, you know, other bartenders is shaking his drinks. He's just, he's just still smiling and shit.

He's just going to leave me on a rush, fucking ass. I got to deal with all my goddamn self. Some guy's brains are all over the fucking mirror. The mirror's bright, fucking red with straight. At least you take a tip jar. So listen, before we get too far into this, remember go over to patreon.com slash a snarktank. Snarktank.com for merch.

Remember to do that. Leave a comment. Leave a like. Leave all that stuff. Good reviews on iTunes, all that, all that jazz. Oh, yeah. This is not the normal. I got to say.

Yeah, yeah. I got a, I got, I'm working on a basically, I'm going to, I'm hoping I'm going to mock up soon, but it's essentially, it's, it's you, Sweene. I just got, I just got to, I'm, I'm just letting you all know that. You're, you printed the Farrell Sweene. So we're, I'm, I'm getting a mock up pretty soon. I'm going to see if it's worth it or not, but like, I don't know about that guy. Bro, I'm sorry. Like, I think it's mad funny, but I just, look, let's, let's, let's, let's, this, this, this is. Do what you think is right. Dude, dude, that verily, that verily thing that we got was pretty, was pretty high key good. Yeah. There's going to be a lot. Like, bro, what do you, what do you want me to do?

Like, you're, it's, you have a face that just works on stuff because it keeps, look what keeps happening. Like, so scumbag, that scumbag shit is fucking fire. People really love it. Uh, you got the three swine moon back in the day. you got this new fucking kaiju shit I mean like people there's something about

you're just very marketable and even fucking police sketch artists understand that too yeah they draw you by accident I don't like oh my god look look

it's mad funny that image is a funny image I love it but it's attached to something that's pretty itchy but that image is mad funny

it's like the idea of like you know You know the guy that came on that girl's leg and like ran out? Yeah. That situation is one of the funniest things ever. It's funny. It's diabolical. It's diabolical.

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One time only offer. If she didn't react the way that she did. Oh no. The whole situation together was this fucking compound. Hearing about it is funny, but seeing the video of her saying like this dude nutted on my leg and then starts crying after, it's like. For me, it's the guy's Scooby-Doo running with the fucking sound effects in my mind running out. I was like, this is peep.

She busted out her phone pretty fucking fast. For me, the funny part of that isn't even necessarily what happened. It's the fact that in the moment of being victimized by this terrible person and this horrible event, she describes it in a way that, like, somebody on Xbox Live would describe it. Yeah. Like, you just nutted on my, like, the. I don't know. Like that would be like you just, that would be like somebody finding a murder in their house after like killing the family.

It's like you murked my family. You murked my like it's just such a, it's such childish language to use. You just my whole fucking family. You ganked my whole family, bro. Yeah. It's not. Oh, Gigi.

My family, dude. Yeah, Gigi, it's not, it's not you assaulted me. It's not, you know what I mean. It's not you violated me. It's you nutted on my leg. It's, it's just. Thank God she didn't say spermed because I would have died. You spermed on my.

I'm not spermed on my leg. No one says spermed though. No one really says sperm. I do. Don't. No one's serious. No serious person does. And I am not a serious person.

You should be, you should be like Hannibal Lecter in that fucking room. You're ready to get spurned on baby? What a sperm on you, baby? I'm about the sperm. I'm spirming. I'm spirming a lot. Why you're bus?

Oh, I'm sperming. Oh, I'm sperming. Oh, I'm spirming. I'm spirming a whole bunch. Whoa. Whoa. Here comes a lot of sperm. Whoa.

Ooh. Ah, yeah. Yeah. Fucking, Jojo's a fucking ruthless, man. She fucking, like, makes fun of me, dude. Your cum face is always something you never need to see. Like, the whole thing, the idea is, like, we, I understand that we look stupid or even

sound stupid sometimes. I don't need to, I don't need to be reminded. I don't need to be reminded. What I do is, I get, like, a diabolical hunch in my back, and I turn the quasi-modo from my Six frames. And then I'm back to me and I'm like, whoa, that was crazy. Yeah. I've been called a Frenchman.

I've been called Batman. I've been called all. I'm like, bro, come on. That's terrible. And so now I'm fucking like, I just, I just like want to look. I just try to be as stoic and as like, you know, like, like looking like like, yeah. Just no. Uh.

That's ridiculous That is so that's such a red flag If you're seen with somebody If they're just And they just shove you off of them Get off right now Hero that's hero shit man I wish I knew I wish I had that much control

You know what I mean Like I wish I can just Yeah Yeah All right see you Get out Oh my God So anyway

Yeah Yeah, whatever, what else happened other than L.A. being on fire? Yeah, I mean, I feel like a lot happened, but also I feel like I don't remember any of it. You know what I mean? Bro, the fucking, the way the internet moves, so much shit happened while we were gone. Right. One thing I know I wanted to mention for sure, but it just doesn't feel as, because it went by so fast. It was when Elon Musk and, like, Maga were feuding.

And fucking Laura Lumer. Do you remember Laura Lumer? I do remember Laura Lumer. Laura Lumer was like saying shit like as if she isn't one of the dumbest people on the planet. She was, it was crazy. Like she was fucking trashing Elon Musk but saying all facts. It was about the H-1B visa shit. Right.

Oh, yeah. Because all the MAGA people, they're all fucking, they hate immigration, specifically brown people. And they're mad that Elon Musk wants to bring more brown people in. Right. Right. And they're like, this isn't what we voted for. for, like, yes, it is. This is exactly what you voted for.

And then Laura Lumer was like, spitting facts, fucking showed receipts that, like, Elon Musk is, the type of people that, that are working with, just exposing the fuck out of them, as if she's like a good journalist and is not a complete retard. It was weird because everything else that she's done is just. It's stupid. Yeah. So I was like, wait a minute. Is she playing a character?

It didn't make sense to me. It's hard to, it's hard to not feel like a lot of them are just pretend. I don't know, man. I don't know what to believe really anymore. It feels like sciop shit almost to this point. Kind of.

It really threw me off because I'm like, where does it start or finish anymore? Like, what the fuck? I don't know what's really. It's like the moments where like, it's a moment where like someone that's so dumb figures out the puzzle instantly. You're like,

what? Yeah. Yeah. Where'd you get this from? It's a great analogy. Because that's exactly I just thought about it It's pretty simple

You think about it It's like It's a nigga with like For intelligent Rolling a 20 And figuring out the puzzle And you're like Nigga how do you do?

What? It's literally It literally is like that moment In like the cartoon Like it's like a trope In so many cards Like I remember Ed and Nettie Specifically like

Where Ed said something Like profoundly intelligent And then like Ed what? What? And then he thought Right after way And then immediately Afterwards he goes back to being stupid

It's like oh okay It screams immediately Yeah But yeah, there was the Elon Musk The infighting with With MAGA that happened There's like the stuff now with the Gulf of America Oh yeah

The anti-war Trump Yeah we want to get we want to get Greenland also We want to buy can't we want to invade Canada By Greenland and take Mexico I guess Mexico and the Panama Canal So like that's four things That's four things he wants to do that that would be military operations.

And, you know, I also feel, I find it funny that there, you know, a lot of their bases are their surprise. Okay. Yeah. Cool. But like, I, I, I was reminded. And I think, I think a lot of us forgot about that at Trump's first inauguration. He wanted tanks.

Like, as if he was some fucking, like, North Korean dictator or something. He wanted, like, you wanted, like, you wanted that type of, oh, wanted to look like I am a dictator, essentially. and there were people in his team were like I'm fucking out of here if you do that shit bro that's too much and I was like oh we kind of forgot that that's what he wanted from the very beginning and so just like oh yeah I forgot

that was it's been it's been there since the very beginning so yeah and it's also just like I don't know why people lie to themselves too it's like listen the Gulf the Gulf of America sounds worse it doesn't even sound good it doesn't set like if you want to go like the American American Gulf or something?

Or like, you know what I mean? Like, that's okay, I guess. American golf is better. American Gulf is better or, but like, Gulf of Mexico rolls off the tongue way better than Gulf of, less syllables. Gulf of, Gulf of America.

America's four fucking syllables is too much, man. Yeah, it's too much. It's dumb. Gulf of Mexico. But we're in, we're in comedy world, like at this point. Like, it's just, it's all, it's all damn silly. Like, it's hard for me to even take any of this

seriously. It's hard for me to find it. it's hard for me to find it funny either it's just kind of like it's just normal it's bland and it's like seeing like a like a dead pigeon or something it's like

nothing necessarily funny about it I don't feel it's not tragic technically everything about this is hilarious I'm waiting technically like on paper 50 years ago it's hilarious but like today it's just like

I don't know man is it Yeah, I kind of need, I know what you mean. Like, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, we're, we, we're living it. So it's like, whatever. So now things need to be stepped up a bit to where, you know, you know, like Trump's little dance that he does, that little fucking jerk off thing. I want him to just like, all the nuclear buttons just like, just start fucking, beep, beep,

and then just shit just starts going crazy. And loud speakers, he builds the world's largest speaker to play YMCA. so the entire world can hear it at all times and then just shit just popping off because it needs to be stepped up for us to really be like oh this is hilarious now like I'm actually laughing this is so crazy Trump I wanted fewer immigrants

What's going on? He just goes like best I can do is rename some water I can rename the water for you But that's about it I can rename a golf a canal I can annex a fucking country making a state what else?

Personally The other thing too It's like people like Oh I saw people Talking about like Oh we can easily just Because there's Greenland has like a very small population

So it's like Yeah We can easily just like pay everybody In Greenland like a million dollars And just like get the Just get the country And it's like brother As an American

If I saw the American government Just like make an entire country Of foreigners millionaires I'd be fucking furious You know what I mean? Like are you fucking serious? No. That's so stupid.

I would be so fucking living. It's crazy. But, you know, God bless. Yeah, they could have done like a lottery around the United States. Because like say Greenland, the last time I checked, this was years ago. Greenland was a population of 50,000. So now, how much more is it now? Can't be much more.

And so that's a small city in the U.S. And that used to be the size of my city, La Haber, that I grew up. and imagine just doing a lottery of that, at least in the United States. It would help out tremendous. No, no, no, no. Let's pay off the fucking, what is it? What are they like, the Danish controlled or something? Whatever the fuck it is.

I thought they were like the Greenlish. The Greenlish or something. I think they are controlled by Danish. Yeah, I think it's like, yeah, some Danish shit. The Greenlech. The Greenwich. Just all green goblins. That would be, dude, they have the green goblin on their flag.

They're just, gliders of goblins, would they actually all, like, coexisting really well. I would actually move to Greenland. I wouldn't even, like, why, if I found out that that was real, like, oh. If they had the green goblin on their flag, absolutely. Like, it wouldn't even be a quick, if they had Sam Ramey's green goblin on their fucking power range ass, fucking Power Ranger ass villain mask, and be like, this is crazy. We need to leave them alone.

So what is the fly? Is it just like the green goblin T posing in front of like a star? You know, you know the, you know the Looney Tunes images. Which one? Images, that these images where it's like there, then their face comes in. It's like that, but it's green goblin with the most adorable smile. Adorable smile. He's like, oh, he looks really sweet.

That is kind of terrifying if he was like, him smiling like really sweet is actually way worse than his fucking. That's horrifying. Yeah. Oh my God. But yeah, I don't know. I would still move there. I wouldn't even care. It doesn't even matter because it's like, well, sorry, guys.

I know you guys really like the show when we were in the same studio, but there's a, I'm going. I don't know if the boys are going, but I'm going. If Greenland had a 95% tax rate and you couldn't buy groceries and they only had hot water and cabbage, but they had no sure. sugar, no sweets, no nothing. They just had hot water and cabbage. No automobiles, no nothing. No shelter. But they had the green goblin on their flag.

I would move there today. And you can't even make hot water cabbage stew. You got to eat them separately. Yeah, yeah. It's illegal. It's illegal to combine them. It's illegal. You can't even boil them in the water.

If you do someone comes in a house and they give you like a thousand lashes. That is fucking upset. The crime for boiling, the crime for combining ingredients is a thousand lashes. Would that kill you? Yes. I feel like a thousand lashes. Yes. A thousand?

That is unbelievable. Unless you just lash the same area till it's gone. Even that, you're going to be in them. I guess you'll bleed out eventually too. Because a thousand, unless it's like with like a pool noodle or something. Yeah. That is that. I feel like a thousand.

start doing something to you. That's like, do you guys remember that we, that old, there's a really old YouTube video that I remember watching a lot. I don't remember who the hell did it. It was like such a specific video. It was like, the video was called the horribly slow murder with the very inefficient weapon. Yeah, I remember that. And it was just, it was just like the idea was like it was like this demonic presence or like this like,

this serial killer or something. And he would just go around and like lightly tap somebody with a spoon. And the idea is that it would, it would, it was. would take like decades to kill. And it was, I remember it was like a really well done movie. It was a really well done video for back then because it was like what, like 2010, 2011 or something? I never being like, what the hell is this?

Would you heal the damage being done to you? Would you be able to mitigate that damage? Oh, that's good point. At a certain point maybe, but like it would, it would always be growing. I think the issue is that you could heal up into a point, but it's like, it's kind of like snake. where it's, you're just going to accumulate damage over time to the point where like, I feel like, I feel like your threshold is a damage by hit with a spoon, you know?

That's not doing threshold damage, you know? Like, that's doing like immune. Like, it is immune. Immune. Then it gets a critical spoon hit. And you're like, three. Then immune. Right.

Yeah. And like eventually, but you can't sleep with someone's doing that to you. So that's like psychic damage too, which will wear you down. That's a good point. Right. That's the other thing, too. It's like you can't sleep. So you're going crazy.

you can't Yeah It will kill you That's true Whether it's the spoon Whether it's the spoon that does it Is almost irrelevant You know

Because the guy's doing it Yeah If it's an entity You can't exactly separate It's like the fucking It follows motherfucker But it's a spoon Yeah exactly

I actually I agree The sleep deprivation You're done Yeah that's It's crazy that You can't kill someone To swim like that

That's insane When you think about it It's not even a spoon That's killing you It's just the annoyance of the person. The nuisance. Yeah, it didn't need the tool. You could, it could just be a finger just poking really hard.

So, yeah. It could just be a guy going, boom, blah, blah. But then who dies first? Because that guy has to stay up too. It's interesting. If it's an entity, it has to be an entity. That's kind of the thing. The person is going to starve themselves to death.

Well, if it's a person, you could just get a restraining order. You know what I mean? Or you could go into a room and close the, door and they have to get in, you know. Could you, you could do, like, because that is harassment. Yes. Yeah, so like, if it's just a person, then the solution is pretty. You shoot and kill him.

It's assault. Yeah, you could also, yeah, you could also just be like, I was acting in self-defense. He came up with a spoon. I freaked the fuck out. I went off. I shot him in a fucking back of his head. I didn't mean to. That is fucking crazy.

I didn't need to kill him. He scared me really bad. I fucking screamed and squealed like a little piggy. I know. Bro, there's so, okay. So much other shit. This is crazy. How does, I know so much shit happen. Something happens that I wanted to talk about.

I know so much stuff happened. That's why I'm like kind of weirded out that it all just in the blink of an eye just went away. Yeah. I know there was like a bunch of, but I, it was probably all a bunch of gay political stuff, though, to be honest. It was probably very politically gay I don't know We do an award show recently What was it?

Oh, the Golden Globes was I think yesterday or two days ago But Which by the way The Golden Globes always sneaks up on me Because it's just always like I always hear about Golden Globe winners Before I hear about a lead up to the Golden Globes

I agree Yeah You know what I mean? It's just like oh this person won I'm like they're This is happening right now The fuck? Yeah

I saw I know that that happened I know Zendai and Tom Holland got revealed to be engaged. Oh, whatever. Yeah. Is there any time in Holland or gay? I don't know that.

Sound like that. Oh, interesting. And, oh, is, uh, is, uh, what's cool? Any, yeah, yeah, is there any, any updates? No. The fact him being involved would be crazy. Shameek was in her DMs too, which he actually did make a bunch of, like, fucking, like, weirdo messages to, like, uh, tweets about her to.

What? He did? A long time ago. He made comments about, this comment. tech guys that people brought up and it's like damn gang yeah i'm trying to help you brother but it ain't working i know much more about the situation now because when when when you're uh describing it on the podcast i i was very much in the dark and then i got confused and uh i saw a video uh i think it was deleted i think deleted covered it if i remember correctly um that that that kind of

it might have been him i think yeah it wasn't it was definitely him i know i know you were aware of that that that channel sweene uh that that channel Uh, which one deleted? That dude deleted? I'm sure you're aware of that guy. What does he do again? He does commentary mostly in, uh, in hip hop culture. And he's a white guy.

Huh? Is he a white guy? No. Uh, it's a black dude, but he's faceless and then he, uh, he, he, he pitches his voice down. Oh my God. He's like, he's a guy on, um, um, avatar. Yeah, that has the mask. Yeah.

I follow him. Yes. I do follow him. Yes. Yeah. And anyway, he, he, he, he broke down the situation and then it made it much more clear to me because I didn't fully understand or or appreciate how weird it actually was and how weird it actually was and how. and how much he was truly trying to manifest it.

Like, I didn't, I didn't really, like, basically the, like, I know that nigga, he read the secret or saw the, uh, the documentary, whatever. Because like, that's what he was doing. So just to catch everybody up, we're talking about Shemik Moore, who is the voice of Miles Morales. It was in the last episode that we did.

He, there was a whole thing about, like, the Spider-Man, the Spider-Man tradition of Spider-Man actors dating their co-stars or dating, their love interests specifically. So like, you know, Toby O'Guire dated Kirsten Dunst, Andrew Garfield dated Emma Stone, obviously Tom Holland and Zendaya are engaged. And so he's the only one who has not done it. And it's funny.

Talk about how Kristen Dunst is so pretty in the first movie. And then I don't know what happens in two and three. Like she ages like nine. and a half years in that span of time. And I'm like, what happened, girl? All right. First, misogynistic take of 2025. It took, it took 30 minutes. She's, she's still a beautiful woman, but she's to see ages visibly so much in a way that I feel like they don't really, I don't think they kind of navigate her makeup the way they do, uh, freaking, or yes, she just deceased age. She visibly aged more than Toby and freaking Harry did. I'm going to be honest. There's nothing wrong with

that. I have to watch those movies again to... I personally, I haven't... I hadn't noticed. I didn't... Yeah, I didn't notice either. Yeah. I watched one and two recently.

Quite recently. I mean, she... I mean, I watch those movies all the time. I feel like... She's just not really my type of person, so, like, I just... I don't really... I've always thought she was like, okay. You know, she's like, all right, this is reasonably, like, this is somebody, like, who would

live next door to... She looked like a real person. You know what I mean? So, like, she didn't look like... unbelievably hot to me. She never looked like... I like that. I like that because Mary Jane in the animated series was a little bit too sexy. It's ridiculous.

I think the point is that she's supposed to be a batty and then Peter's just getting bad. He just, Peter's pulling baddies and it's like... It's fucking ridiculous. This niggas a dork. But then they also, they also, they drew him like he's a fucking, he's the captain of the football team. No, no, no. We're talking about the Spider-Man. We're not.

Look, animated Peter Parker is bigger. Animated Peter Parker is bigger than Spider-Man. Yes, we've-we've covered that many years ago. It's like, what's going on? And then Spider-Man's bigger than Eddie Brock. And Eddie Brock is bigger as Venom. But not as Peter Park. It's like, why do you have that frame?

What is going on? It doesn't make a lot of sense. Part of it he's in high school, too, which is crazy. That's the whole thing. So part of that show, he's in high school. And it's like, why are you built like a linebacker? That's why I always thought like even the way that Mary Jane was depicted in that too. I was just like, this isn't, this is so ridiculous that this works so much better in the Sam Ramey version.

It just works so much better. Sure, they look older, but that's what everybody did back in the day. High schoolers looked. Yeah. Clearly. I mean, it got better over the years because go on. It's because teenagers, it's because teenagers couldn't act because every teenager, every teenager that was on TV was in like that every realty. teenagers that was on TV was on like

they were on like a fucking Disney channel show or something where they were like where their acting was like theatrical and just like you can't fucking act this way man. It's good point. So I mean I like that the Ramey movies are just full of people who just like look like people like nobody in that movie

nobody in those movies nobody in those movies looks like a movie star and I think that works for it works for Spider-Man specifically. Yeah. I also understand as an adult that Tofer Grace, even though not the best choice, but I still understood that the Eddie Brock character makes more sense as someone who, because if you look at Eddie Brock and the way that he's, that normally drawn like, it's, it's hard to feel bad or sorry for him in any capacity. because he just looks like a scumbag.

You're not supposed to. Are you supposed to go bad for him? Basically, you're kind of supposed to at least understand why he hates fucking Spider-Man or Peter Park. You know, like, he hates Spider-Man. So you at least want to like, ah, poor fucking guy, man, you can't get a break. But when I look at Eddie Brock and every other,

I'm just like, ha, fucking idiot. I'm more like this. I can see that. Because for me, it's like, Eddie did it to himself for me when I was like, oh, Eddie, he did this himself. This is his fault. I think Peter was a little brutal

He asked Peter to not do something He was like, suck my dick, loser And he went and he did it anyway Forbatim Yeah, Peter Parker went up to him and said Suck my dick loser in canon And then he fucked him I think he fucked him

He blasted a web shot in his fucking head I think he took I think Tofor Grace works as Eddie Brock I don't think he works as Venom He doesn't work in Venom at all I think it's because they fucked up the venom really Like Venom should have been Venom should have been bigger

He shouldn't appeal this face back. He shouldn't have had like Tofer Grace's voice. Yeah. All sorts of things. But I think Tofer Grace does a good job as a, as a like a nega Peter in that. Yeah. Yes. Just in that. And that. He fits. Everything else is not a word. 100%. A raeified version of Spider-Man's world well. Yeah. Right. It's like this guy is he, he's just a sniveling piece of shit to Peter Parker's like trying to be a decent person, you know? Well, well, bro, also imagine, imagine. Imagine. for a moment, like genuinely, like sincerely, like in a modern context. Imagine a guy like Eddie Brock where he's built so stupid. And he goes to a newspaper's like, hi, I'm trying to be a photographer. You're like, weird.

What the fuck are you talking about? He'll be a firefighter. What are you doing? He was like more or less like he was trying to be like, what was it? He was trying to, he was supposed to be like a, um, like a, he was like a TMZ kind of niggid. That's what he was. He wasn't like, no TMZ people are.

I know it to me, but he's like one of the like breaking news. I find a story. I figure shit out. Not like a private eye, but like along that side for news. I don't know what the word is called. Like a private detective or like a... Not exactly, but the kind of person that like breaks, like a something like a frontline reporter about things or something like a front line reporter about things or something like that. I'm not getting the right word.

I'm probably like mixing other stuff. But he's like the kind of guy that like breaks really serious stories or he investigates really serious stories and he works for like news outlets. And then it's like He wanted to He's like a fucking juiced up Clearly roared head guy Clearly roided out Like in the first comic he's in

He's like throwing up 800 pounds Like it's fucking Christmas And I'm like bro What is this? The way that Eddie looks is He got into it So he's like Rico He's like Rico and Starzip Troopers

That joined for pussy You know what I mean? Literally I feel like Eddie Brock That's the only way he gets into photography in any shape or form because it's like bro look at you you are you specialize in pushing heavy weight and you can probably get a decent career off of that and then you're like no i'm going to take pictures of fucking dumb shit like okay man you can't even crawl into small spaces

and get up you can't even do things that would make it better for you to take photos and like he would just bend small places in a bigger place he can get in yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah, I think he works. Yeah. But we're just thinking about Tofer doing the pleading, begging God. To kill Spider-Ref. Dude, we did that on, like, New Year's, we were talking about that. How, like, he went to a house of worship, right?

And he threw himself in front of the Almighty, you know. He threw himself down on his knees in front of the fucking, all-encompassing universe. and he was like, yo, don't get me a different job. Don't save a life. Don't extend my life. Give me riches. Kill that, dude. Take that guy's life.

And it's like... He didn't go to some weird satanic bullshit temple. Or even like, you know, even though they're like actually atheists and stuff, but he just misunderstands. He's like, oh, can, can you... Who do I? Who do I summon, how do I summon Baphimett? I don't understand.

I don't understand. I don't know I do this. What makes it funny is that in the context of like Marvel proper, he knows there are gods. Like Thor exists. Yeah, that's a good point. They know about aliens and this guy is so deviant. He's so dastardly that he's like. That's a good point.

Hey, Christ of Nazareth. Hey, Christ of Nazareth. Can you do me a favor? Can you do me a solid real quick and kill this guy? Can you kill this probably Jewish boy? Yeah. Anyway. I don't know.

Do we want to just jump into questions a little bit early since like we're starting a little bit late this month, obviously? Might as well, right? Yeah, let's just kill it. Let's kill it for sure. Let's do every single one right now. Let's not. Every single question. How many are there right now?

There's a lot already. Like, it's, it's already stupid. But there's almost 200. Awesome. Yeah. All right. So here's, here's a good one. R.FK Jr.

getting cocked by Ronald the hamburger and the hamburger. Oh, Jesus. It's really unfortunate. I like that. I like that universe. Hambler chuckling while he's fucking your wife is crazy. Like all the fucking sauce coming out of pickleballs on his mouth. Stop it.

Stop right now. What do you get away from Cheryl. Get away from her. Oh my God Shut up you Shut up you figure nuggets Now tell me What is your grossest

Or worst experience in the workplace Oh I have an answer for this immediately Oh God I had some pretty bad ones I did I was working at Sears I was working at Sears Which by the way this is 2025 Sears officially gone

Gone Thank God Which is crazy because I thought they were gone Ages ago Yeah I thought they were closing a while They just fucking hemorrhaged on Well dude there was a there's a Sears in the mall by us where we live

that the top floor says something a new experience a new Sears experience coming soon I guess not. Oh I guess it was death. Yeah. But yeah

so I remember working at this 2012 2013-ish. I don't remember exactly when like what time of year it was but I remember going into the bathroom It's always the bathroom. Of course. It's always the bathroom.

And just this guy just fighting for his life in there and he just clear, like I could see as I walked in, he missed. Like just completely missed. And he was moaning like,

oh no. And I was like, this is not my, this is not my job. So I just immediately, I walked away. I just pretended like I didn't see. see nothing.

Right. Waited for somebody else to be like, yo, what the hell's, you see what's going on in there? I'm like, no. What's going on? Yeah. But that's always such an unfortunate situation. I thank God every day that I've not been in that situation where like I just really have to go and I just fuck up everybody's day.

I literally don't. I'm getting, being able to shit in a place that's not my house gives me like severe anxiety. Really? Like I can't, I am. I think it's because of the fact that that one time I was taking a shit those people started fighting in a bathroom for me. And I think that should actually traumatize me. I mean, yeah, that'll do it. That makes sense. Because I was going to make a shit and like they started fighting. I'm fucking hiding on the toilet like crouched down and they're coming in. They're like, what are you doing here? And I'm like, I was trying to use the bathroom. I'm like, you're suspended. And I'm like, no, I didn't do nothing. Yeah. Yeah, I'm okay. I, I've

I just make sure Just clean the fuck out of the toilet You know the soap dispenser And then also still put the thing down I just like you know But I also don't have Like IBS and stuff that might

Like absolutely destroy people So I don't have that experience Because I'm like I've never been in a situation To where I'm like If I don't go right this second I like how people miss and they just Shoot on the fucking wall Like I don't understand

that concept because I've never been anywhere near that. It's my my asshole holds true all the time. And shout out to not being like incontinent. Yeah, like that sucks. I feel for, I feel for y'all to have to deal with all that bullshit. But I might have told us this before. I worked at Albertsons in 2005,

2006. And we had a shit bandit for a while where he would come in there, uh, shit on like, uh, uh, the, the toilet seat covers. the seat covers, and then he would smear it all over the walls and shit.

You would just deck. It would happen a random Sunday. Like, it would be Sundays. And that's so crazy. Like, every Sunday you're on edge. I think I caught the guy. So picture, he's across. So there was a WCW wrestler named Raven.

The way that he dresses is he dressed like Raven. But he had the face of Davy Havoc, the lead singer of AFI. And because there was a guy that kind of rushed out of the bathroom one night. And I saw that guy. And then when I looked in the bathroom, it was just shit on the thing, like as if he was about to do it. But he like felt the presence of he's going to get exposed and he darted out of there. And I would have caught him because I was on my way.

And I was like, what the? I never saw him again. And I was like, what the fuck, man? Why? Why did you do that? The thing is when he looked at me too, he looked at. pretty like normal. Oh,

excuse me, like kind of a, and I'm just like, you piece of shit. He's just, he's like, what a psychopath. Like,

yeah, I wish. Some people aren't good people, man. I would love to run into him and be like, uh, I guess it didn't really matter because I, uh,

that was not my job to clean that shit up, right? I was not a janitor. Poor fucking bass, poor Paco and had to fucking do his thing. Yeah, dude. Well, that Starbucks,

it was really sad because there was a guy that he had, uh, clearly he had, I think he was, um, what was it called, uh, paraplegic

and he came in and you could tell when he left the bathroom he just kind of looked like nervous like kind of looking around a lot and I went in there and there was this shit like

everywhere on the ceiling like on the ceiling I was like how did he the ceiling? How the fuck did you do this sir like what the fuck is going on here? That is crazy I can't that

I really can't conceptualize that and the manager tried to tell me like us to clean it and he's like you guys want to get to clean I was like I'm not cleaning I didn't even like I didn't even like I didn't even like I didn't

even entertain it. Like it was like, you have to clean that like Kingston. I was like, I'm not doing that man. I would, dude, it's so,

the degree, the swiftness by which I would have quit on the spot is crazy. Like it didn't even, it didn't even penetrate me. It was like, you got to clean. I was like, no,

no, I don't. Like, call hazmat. Like we have a group of people for that. Yes. I don't care. It might get you in trouble.

It might take something out of your paycheck, but also like, suck a dick. I'm not cleaning that. Like I'm, dude, I am very much, when I was working, especially, I was like, very much like,

if someone told me to do something, I would, like, I would clean the gutters what the milk work was, I would do the dishes. I would do what's the job, right? You obviously have to clean the floor for the most part to make it look presentable. I'll do that. But as soon as you tell me to deal with waste,

I'm like, dude, I'm not getting paid enough to do that. No, yeah, you're not, that is not in your job description. It's not. I'll make coffee. Yeah. Make your coffee. I'll carry the milks. I'll bring things places.

I'll talk to the, I'll serve the customer. I'm not cleaning up shit. you can kill yourself. Dude, the amount of, the amount of times that, like, they, you were hired for a specific thing, like, whenever you're working in a retail or food service, it's crazy how much, like, you're hired for a specific thing and then they'll just stretch that as much as they possibly. It's just like, hey, go do this fucking other thing that you're not supposed to do that we, that is an entirely separate job, but we don't feel like paying for.

Right. And it's just like, motherfucker, like, no. Like, what do you mean I have to, like, what do you mean I have to drive the fucking truck? from one location to another. Like, I'm not doing that. Are you insane? I don't know. I can't drive a fucking semi.

What are you talking about? I, I, I, it's, uh, I don't know, man. Yeah. That shit's really infuriating. But especially when it involves like literal, just toxic environments like that where like you could get sick. Yeah. Just handling like, call the hazmat team.

I feel bad for people that were coerced into doing it. You know, like, yeah. There was a. One of our workers who was like the best worker there in Albertsons, I think he either did it once or he was about to because he was so like, you know, he just, he was such a pushover and such an honor roll student kind of guy. And I was like, fuck that, David. I'm like, are you kidding? Like, what the? Dude, we bag groceries put gobacks and collect carts.

That's it. Like, what are you fucking doing, dude? I did some of that stuff for sure Because I just I There was there was a line though for sure Like I definitely did Like I remember they did try to get me to clean up the bathroom I was like I'm not fucking doing that

You can like no I'm leaving in fact I'll go home I would easily like if they're like Either that or quit I would just laugh and piss all over the floor As I'm leaving I would give a fuck

I would add to the hazmat I would in fact shit more I could And I'd piss in his toilet So I make a piss shit smoothie And I'd leave it there I wish I was a monster like that Where I could just shit

Like for spite I can't do spite shits man I could probably piss I can spite piss though I'm sure I can do that I can't shit When I'm upset So I can't spite shit It's an interesting that people that do that

I'm upset Remember Amber Hurd? Remember Amber Hurd did that shit? Yeah Oh yeah That was wild That like you hated that dude so much You're like, all right, dude.

That's, that's hate, that is, that is a hate that I've never experienced. And, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, that is a, a motion. That is something that, I feel like it is the human experience that, I feel like a lot of people will never experience. That's that, that, that level of anger. You're like, you know what? If you shit in my bed, I'm, I'm choking you. Right. Yeah.

I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure. Like, I don't know. You should in my fucking bed. You know, and he's like all drunken shit, slapping her up. He slapped her and she can't know where to stop blocking because she's fucking all drunken loopie.

He's like, where the fuck is it coming from? I don't know where he's... He's thinking of you. And please, he's like, it can't be possible. All right. Actually move on in the next one? Yeah. Boomer locust, but with a whip yelling the N-word road-ed.

That is fucking insane. So a locust, like from gears. Yeah, it has to be. That is specifically 70 years old With a whip Whip Whip I guess that's what we have to say Or what do you say crack?

Boom Crack He would be I guess he would be a cracker He would have to be a cracker Yeah because he says what the thing's the sound of thing makes Right because he well he cracks the whip Yeah he's like there's a crack so he's a cracker

We got crackers We got crackers on the horizon They're just really fucking white, too. Yeah, well, they're all pale. They are very pale, but this one is a little bit paler. He's glowing. We got crackers. We got crackers out of here.

Woo! Let me out him. Woo! Oh, I can't do that shit. My throat is fucked. Anyway, he says, what's up, Sweeney, Derek, and the man who killed Jimmy Hafa? Hey, listen.

Relax It says before I started I wanted to thank you for the hip hop And PS2 recommendations Backstreet Freestyles become my favorite Kendrick song And MGS2 is fucking sick Yes it is

Let's go I'm such an MGS2 Truther it's crazy Truthor My I love that good My question is My question is this

I recently moved across the country Leaving my family behind In fact I don't speak to them I don't speak to them at all Fire anymore Fire What advice To fire sick

Fire. What advice do you have for establishing a life in another state? It's a little bit difficult for me to give advice on this because I actually like, I brought, like, I brought some of it with me. Yeah. You know, like I didn't start. I didn't necessarily start from scratch. I've lived in a couple different states. I don't know how, so I don't know how dating apps are anymore, but I actually, dude, I networked through.

There's probably better things now. I don't know, but I networked through the, like, what was it called? Okay Cupid. Tinder wasn't a thing yet. But like I would, because there would just be, you know, like, oh, you would, two birds one stone. You might hang out with a cool ass chick and something might, but then also you meet her people if they're like-minded.

It, like, it actually really helped me establish relationships in, particularly when I was in Arizona. that was actually really dope So there's probably something that's better Yeah you know what a friend of mine was explaining to me Like because I had recently caught up with a friend of mine That I haven't talked to in ages Like he moved to like Montana a long time Jesus

And it's like Bazula specifically Which is apparently very nice But he was telling me it's like yeah He left And started completely from scratch Because ain't nobody from New York going to Montana And you know like it's It's completely like

that's a completely fresh start if there ever was one. And so he said he would look for specifically, he would go on like Facebook marketplace and these places that were like offering it. And so like, okay, like I'm into music and video games and movies. So let me look for, let me see like what can I get from actual people that are around me in my area. It's like, okay, nostalgic, like an old-ass video game arcade cabinet. Or it's like, okay, let me go, go to the, go pick this thing up, strike up a conversation. Chances are there's some pretty overlapped interest there.

That would lead them into different social circles. And the same thing with like old movies and stuff like that. It's like, oh, you got like movie memorabilia from this thing. Like chances are you're into the stuff that I'm into. And then they would strike up relationships through that kind of thing. Like, oh, you have a sick guitar that I want. and you're like within two miles of me let me go

I'll pick up the guitar chat chat about music start that way that's apparently like a pretty decent way to like get to know people in an area especially if you're new yeah I just finding these things that are like

very specific and hyper specific to you that like might also be around you that works I think I've never done that myself but I could see that working For me it's fairly well. Work is a cheat code for it, man. Well, work is the, work is the, yeah.

If you don't, if you can't make work friends, then you suck. You know what I mean? If you literally, you're suffering with them. Like, like, quite literally, you have the most genuine form of commodity. Like, you guys are all slaves to the corporate machine together. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You should be able to find commodity with your family. Well, yeah, if you can't, it's one thing if you want to or not.

Like, because I definitely, like, I definitely like, I was working at Sears and I had no interest. Right. It's definitely if you can't, not that you didn't want to. Because I have worked jobs where I absolutely kept no contact with any. It was just work. We were cordial. And then once I was gone, I literally talked to absolutely none of them.

Yeah, it's like me with y'all niggins. I don't talk to y'all. Exactly. Exactly. Who this shit's overdone? Fuck y'all. Fuck you guys. Don't talk to me.

Kixit. So we went out to, uh, we went out to, uh, We went to Barty's Beatery kind of recently, like a little bit before I got sick. I'm not blaming you or anything. It wasn't me. Don't blame me. A little suspicious. Why am I not sick?

Why do I never get sick? Maybe because like all the sick was on, uh, it was on you, but you didn't inhale it somehow. I don't know. I just wasn't breathing. That makes sense. You sat right next to me. I don't know. You sat right next to me.

That makes sense. And so, but dude, do you like, so we went to party's beatery and I ordered, I ordered, like, like a fried chicken club and then a mozzarella. sticks and I I got an empty mozzarella steak he got a naked not naked I guess

only the clothes of it yeah yeah dude I bit into it and there was no cheese inside it was just the fucking it was sickness it was just the shell it was they put flu maybe that's what it was maybe it was just a flu

mozzarella stick and that's why that's what that's what did me in this shit with more flu right fucking now but it got me confused because I was like I guess I just don't understand how mozzarella sticks How they make them, yeah Because that is a confusing thing Like, why is it solid but there's nothing in it?

Dude, it blew my mind I showed it. I showed up the kicks in it and he was How can it be solid and liquid? Oh, I saw your mouth moving and I didn't hear you And I thought like he might have been muted. Don't fuck with me. Don't do this.

This is an audio nightmare. Dude, it already feels weird getting used to doing something like this without live switching. I'm so used to live switching the camera. You're fucking

pressing the buttons on your computer. Yeah, like I need like a fidget toy like whenever we're doing this live or whenever we're doing this remotely. But yeah,

I mean, I don't know. Like you could try this, that Facebook marketplace thing. That seems to have worked really well for him. Like you made a lot of friends just like looking for certain things

that were like hyper specific to his interest that might have also been shared by other people. That's, I've never tried that myself. It seems to work, though. But that's the best advice I can give. Like, I don't know.

Work is obviously a cheat code there too. How do you make friends as an old? Imagine us having to make friends again. I mean, I can. I really have no concept. To me, it's always, here's one thing. Like, a lot of times I don't want to talk to people, but people can't help but fucking talk.

Even when you have, so I had my fucking earbuds clearly on. I'm in Walmart. And this fucking guy, I'm by the pork, right? And he's like, looks over to me. The trick is to find. He says this as if this is like. As if this is like a Skyrim. As you see it.

Literally, NPC. This guy says something like as if the, as if everyone knows about the dates, right? You try to, when you get an item, you wanted to be the latest date. And he's like, the trick is to find the one with the latest date. The trick. And I was like, yeah, man. I was like, are you fine?

But yeah, I'm just being nice. And then this guy seemed so grateful because he was like, oh, like, oh, there's a 10, there's a 9. And then I was just like, yeah, there's some 12s in this row right here. It's like, oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Thank you so much. And I'm like, what the fuck is happening? Like, this guy.

He just needed someone to talk to. You were that guy. Exactly. And this happens so often of people wherever the fuck, like, I get into these conversations. I always have to take my headphones off because I'm like, bro. How do you not? The trick. How do you?

The trick. I can't get over. It's like the trick is to only cross when the light is green. It's like, yeah, I never thought of it that way. This shit happens to me all the time. Chris has noticed that people just fucking talk to me. People just are drawn to me for some reason. I'm like, why?

I actually don't know if I've noticed it. We've went out before. People have just talking to me? And I'm like, what the fuck's going on? Have they where? Yeah, but it was once I went to freaking Wichigo. We were going down at Tripoli. I remember.

We were just walking. Some guy lady was like, hey, and I was like, bitch, what do you want? I can rob you right now. Oh,

I do remember that. Yeah. I can steal from you. I am huge and much bigger. I can hurt you. You need to. You need to summon that fucking police sketch and then people stop talking to you.

Stop. People don't. Yo, that's crazy. You just turn it. You do like a large marge like claymation. Like you just turn into that character. Bro,

you know, I just thought about it too. When that fucking guy talked to me, not only I had a beanie on, my hood on, my sunglasses, a fucking mask on and earbuds. Like, I didn't have my hoodie on, sorry. But, like, I was completely like, I look like I'm about to kill people or something. Because no one's really wearing mask anymore. So, like, I'm in the fucking grocery store with probably one of the fucking, out of 100 people or 200 people, I'm one of them wearing a mask. Is you mask up when you go shopping every time?

Hell yeah. Well, in this season, 100%. Like normally, like, say during the summer, I don't give a fuck, whatever. But like now that everybody's getting fucking sick and coughing everywhere, like the last time I went accidentally, I went to the store. I was a smart and final. And this fucking little Asian kid just was it. I need to be in this aisle. And this motherfucker was walking up and down, coughing like crazy.

And I just held my breath like, well, I got to get the fuck out of here. Up and down. He was just running around like a fucking kid. And I was like, oh, my God. Dad, please Satan. This dad, you can tell he's just done. He was one of those, he's done. Today, whatever happened to that day, he was done.

And you couldn't give a fuck about his kid doing anything. He woke up and his wife was arguing him as soon as he woke up. On the wake up, she's already yelling at him. And it's like, come on, dude. Dude, I was out with. I just woke up. I was out with Jalen and some friends of mine. And we were walking, we were just like, I think, I don't remember exactly when.

It was around Christmas time. We were walking around going to like, we were circling different bars. We went to a cigar lounge and smoked a little bit. But we ran into these people where we were just walking, we were walking down the street. We were talking about, like, money. I can't remember what the hell we were talking about. But then these two people were like, oh, yeah, there's a gambling ring down the road, man. And we were like, oh, yeah.

Okay. Like, I don't know why you interject. I don't know why you were listening to us while we were walking and then just decided to jump into the conversation. Yeah. And they were like, yeah, man. you go down there and they kept giving wrong directions they were like

you make it left at the bridge and it's like no it's a right at the bridge it's like oh yeah yeah you're right it is a right at the bridge we're just like oh my God

and we're just we're walking it's a long stretch of like you know sidewalk and we're just like oh my God we got to walk this entire thing and hopefully like when we cross they leave

and they just didn't they kept going with us but I'll never forget it because they're like yo my name's Chino this is danger nope I don't know

It's like Yeah So my name's Chino This is Danger Uh You know Just come on Come on down later on

If you want to gamble And remember to tell them That Chino and Danger sent you Definitely But not But don't say But say girl danger Because there's

The girl's name was danger But like you have to say You have to clarify It's girl danger Which I was just like Yeah sure man No problem I usually don't

Meet women that stupid That are like I'm gonna take a dumb nickname I usually don't Usually it's some stupid guy Oh, my name's spider. And I'm like, oh, okay. My name's giraffe.

Dude, it was the funniest interaction. It was the funniest interaction. It was the funniest interagent. Jalen's the kind of guy to like, he accepts the side quests all the time. So he's like, he's like, he's always like, hey, we should, maybe we should check this place out. I was like, that's okay, man. But, but so he's talking about and that like, I'm just paying attention in case like something goes crazy. So I'm just like, I'm really like locked in.

And then behind us, as this conversation is ensuing, as Jalen's like talking to these. these two people. Like, there's, I just hear like, like, really intense shuffling. Like, somebody, like, dragging a leg and it's just this guy limping slowly behind us, but he's very loud about it. And I'm just like, yo, what is going on? Like, what, like, I feel like I'm, I feel like I'm on high alert right now. And it was just this strangest fucking experience.

And then that guy eventually, like, peter off and turned away. You were having a mega anxiety attack pretty much. I wasn't anxious. Stay away from danger. Girl danger specifically. Girl danger specifically. Girl danger specifically stay away from her. I'll never forget it, man.

It was such a weird and right. Like, Chino and Danger such memorable. It was like, it was like the new Cheech and Chong or something. Exactly. It was like Chino in Danger. Like it felt like an act. I was like,

I'm Chino. This is Danger and it's just Jack. Cheech and Chino and Danger go to Casino White Castle Go to What's a new burger joint now? What's the The habit?

The habit Shake Shack. There we go. Chino and Janehawk Danger Chino and girl danger go to shake shack. Film it. Filmet now.

Who's going to option that? Cinema. If there's any any producers watching the Stark take listening to us hit us up. Yeah. We got stories.

We almost went. To what? And they were telling us about, and they were telling us like there's a red gate, don't go to the red gate, go to the black gate. And they'll let you in. And I was like, there's a gate. I'm not going there. There's some weird shit happening there.

I would have been, if I was 20 years old, I would have went or 21, I guess. You probably have to be 21. But if I was just like early 20s, I would have did it 100%. Oh, dude. If I was 23, 24, I would have gone. Yeah. But like I'm 31 like now. I'm not gonna, I'm not trying to.

No. I'm trying to end up in a fucking situation where it's like 2 a.m. and I'm gambling. Like a bunch of people I don't know. You're fucking, you're like mixed up with, you're mixed up with like like a dragon shit going on. You're like,

California yakuza. How did I get here? The California chapter of the yakuza is not something to be trifled with. You never know, man. I think like, I think the yakuza have something to do with the little Tokyo because why do I, why is there a dress code and they're fucking that arcade in that mall, that little mall.

Like to me, like that's that's only something that like I feel like mob shit would do nah pull your fucking pants up here you know I don't know I don't I don't do that shit Hey suck my dick twice or Tuesday fucking asshole

I piss What are you Hey he's a little funny you know Okay so here's a good Here's a good question I feel like I've seen this question around I don't know if we've I'm sure we've talked about this before Or like our feelings on this

But like big jrr Big ugly Jordan wrote it He says hello Arbiter spawned President Keith David. Wait, who's who? I don't know who. I'll be spawned. Whatever.

Whatever, yeah. I guess I'm arbiter, I guess, but like that's, this is redundant. What are your anti, what are your anti resolutions for the year? In other words, what do you pledge not to change at all or even double down on? Now, broadly speaking, the concept of New Year's resolutions, like I don't really like. I just don't. it's too easy to me. It's just like if you want to do something, just do it.

I don't know why he's like, I feel like a lot of people are like, I'll wait for the new year to do something good. And it's just like, just fucking, I'll wait, I'll wait for January to start working out. You know, I've seen that a lot. And it's just like, just start working out. Just do it.

If you want to do it, do it. But an anti-resolution, I think is an interesting idea. So like, just, what do you want to double down on? I'm going to be stop being respectful, period. I'm going to embrace my worst instincts. Well, see, that's kind of like resolution shit, where you're saying you're going to stop. I'm going to stop being. I'm going to, what are you going to continue doing?

I'm going to be more of an asshole. I'm going to be more feral. I'm going to beat my wife more. I'm going to fucking, I'm going to be the worst person on myself. I'm really proud of myself. I like, I'm really proud of myself. I like, everybody, there's so many people like, I want to be better. It's like, no, why not be worse?

Yeah, I like that. Yeah, it's a good question. What am I definitely going to do? I don't know. Probably be lazy. That's one thing. I think there's going to be, there's always going to be an aspect of my laziness that I'm not going to thwart.

I'm going to try to not be lazy in certain areas, but I can't. To me to be, this fucking, I'm just being an online creator, like really fucked my hustle up, man. Like, I used to hustle way more when I felt like. I really, like, when you feel like you need to do shit, like, I admire the people that they don't really need to fucking go hard in the paint anymore, but they still do, like, in ways that they're like, I'm juggling fucking three YouTube channels. I have fucking six podcasts and I do this and I'm like, Jesus Christ. And I'm having trouble doing like just one of each.

Yeah, you have to, like, if you're lazy or if you have like a lazy personality, like you've got to like find an area to pile it all in because you can't get rid of it. No. You got to like figure out. It's like, okay, like where's my laziness going to be? Probably cooking. For me, it's cooking. I like that.

Like I'm, I'm, you know, I, I'll make myself eggs and I won't even season them. That's, that's, that's too much, whatever. Like, that's too much laziness. Who cares? That is insane about a lazy. I feel like the cooking is so much more work than just picking up some salt and pepper and throwing it on there. No, it's just like you break it. You mix it, you throw it in a pan, you heat it up, you eat it.

Oh my God. Like what are I going to open up? I'm going to go into my cabinets now and I'm going to like. That is it? Because eggs by themselves, like they're like whatever. Like they're completely inoffensive, you know? Yeah. To me it's like, do you put anything in your oatmeal?

No. No. Not supposed to. Well, I have, well, I use specifically like I have brown sugar oatmeal. So like maybe. Well, there you go. Maybe that's some sugar in the end of its. But I don't put anything into it.

Like I make. Well, as long as... But that's specifically better. If you sweeten it up, I think that's all you really need. Just a little bit of sweet. But dude, even a salad. Like, I'll eat salads dry, man. You're fucking...

Like, I just don't... You're like a rabbit. You're just a fucking... I eat things as they are, generally speaking. Like, I just... I can't... Like, if it's just me, if I'm just cooking for me, like, I can't find it in myself to, like, put effort into it because I just, like, the point of this really is to just,

just sustain me and to like keep me alive. So it's just like, whatever. You're doing, you know, it's such a weird balance because a truly lazy person wouldn't even cook. That's what's so crazy to me. Right. To me, it's like, if you're already cooking, might as well just throw a little seasoning on it, make it taste really fucking awesome. It's, it's, it's barely cooking, though. It's, it's, it's just taking something and making it hot until it's ready to eat. But that's even, like, you know what I had for breakfast? I'm not like, I had egg of waffles. I'm not like, because I didn't want to do shit. So I just threw it in the toaster and then went, thunk, you know, you press the thing.

To me, like, waiting for my burner to heat up and shit because I don't have fire, right? Burners, I have the stupid hot, electric bullshit. So I got to wait for it. I'm like, fuck all that. The toaster, it's ready in a minute and then paper plates so I don't have to wash the dishes, you know, excellent shit. That's great. Nah, dude, if I'm cooking, nice. Yeah, I'm actually, every week.

I'm cooking now. I make beans from scratch. I bought a crock pot. You made beans out of nothing. You had like fucking matter. Yeah, I conjure beans. I conjure beans. It's a sky room spell.

Conjure beans. Conjure beans and beans and werewolves. It can only be both. Sometimes it's both. You got to moderate your power. That's crazy. Beans and were. Yo, I'm playing Skyrim right now.

You fucking. Of course you are. But dude, so I've never actually played any of the DLC for Skyrim. Oh, really? I've never done, I've never done Dawngar. What? You never went to Solstein? I just got to Solstein for the first time now.

That place is crazy. You never fucking spermed on that fucking vampirous man. Damn. No. What's her name? Liara? No, no, no, no, no. No.

I forget her name. It's been too many years. But, you know, that baddie. Selenna. Yeah, that's something like that. Yeah, that sounds right. Something like that. Yeah.

I never I never I only ever played I mean I might have dabbled in it like when it was like new new but like I didn't I didn't really so like this is the first time that I'm playing through it like actually I just got to Solstime I'm level 12 in Solstime I need to leave what are you doing there? I know. Because my goal, my goal was, okay, listen, I know I always get the urge to replay Skyrim. but what happens is I always go through like the parts that I remember and then I just kind of get bored of it because it's just like I know where this is going I know I got to go I know I got to go talk to this and I go I you know what I'm I get bored so like my goal was okay so this time I'm gonna do the bare minimum stuff I'm gonna go to white run you know I'm gonna go get the shout from the fucking gray beards on high Rothgar but then after that I'm just gonna do shit I'm only gonna do

the things that I don't remember or haven't done. Have you done a Dark Brotherhood? I did the Dark Brotherhood, yeah. That was my first playthier was the Dark Brotherhood. It was sick. Did the high school, the Magic School? The Magic School, the Magic School I did. But I didn't do any of the, I didn't do the Thieves Guild.

I didn't do the Werewolves. I didn't do the Nightingales. I didn't do the companions. I didn't do any of the DLC. Damn, you didn't do anything. No. I for real think I did everything in Skyrim. Like, I have nothing.

leave you, yeah. Yeah, I've probably, at this point, I've done everything. I can't think of a, um, I've, I, if I, if I beat the main quest, uh, again, uh, I know I would have to side with the imperial because the last time, because I did storm cloaks Imperial, Storm Cloaks and now how to do Imperial. So I've done it three, basically this would be the fourth time, you know, like, I've done other things way more than obviously doing that, but. So I just, I just remember that for some reason.

I remember that specifically. But I, I keep getting the urge. I keep shutting it down because it's just I have so much other shit My favorite thing to do Is I would go inside Of the place

With that as the ram head I think it's What's the ram's head As the icon of where it's at Oh It's either Solitude Yeah

Maybe I don't remember And I would just summon Unbound Dadra And leave I would just summon unbound Dadron And dip the fuck out

And make it Everybody else's problem And I'm like All right It's It's kind of cool because I'm running into shit that I don't remember. I'm like, I ran into like a, like a gaggle of fucking zombies. And I'm like, there are zombies in this?

Were there always zombies in this? I don't remember zombies in my initial playthru of Skyrim at all. Did you run into the cows that are pretty much brains in Solstine? What the fuck are you talking about? No, no. There's like cows that are brains pretty much. Well, I left Solstime already. Like I got to Solstime and I was like, I'm clearly underlevel for this.

I ran into a fucking sprint. that raped me. And so I was like, I'm going to leave. I'm going to go. If I can't handle a fucking sprigin. Yeah. Plenty of so many good moments. Oh, yeah.

It's good. I still like it. I'm going to mod it to shit, though. I'm going to, I'm going to throw on some, uh, I want to, I want to ruin the vibe of it. Big boobies.

In some way. Like, I want to make it like a desert. Make sure your, make sure you're fucking, yeah, like a lot of Marowin. Make it look like this fucking dirty

and gross. Yeah. Make sure the spiders are Spider-Man. That's like standard for me. Oh, that's a classic one. Yeah, that's the state. I always have to make sure that there is. It's so stupid.

They're all like, whoever voiced it to, I don't know. It's so funny. Yeah, I see it. Spider-Man. It's so funny. It looks so stupid. It's so great. Oh my God.

I love that it's specifically the PS2, like, Xbox model from Spider-Man 2 that they're using. Right. Where he just sits up and it's, I fucking love it. It's so damn funny. I love when they sit up, like, you kill him and he fall over and it's just a Spider-Man with his tummy exposed. And I'm like, what the fuck is happening? My favorite one, the one that I remember most was like the dragons, the Randy Savage, the macho man. Yeah!

That shit. Yeah. That's so good. Great shit. Sky's the limit. Yeah. Sky's the remit. Oh yeah,

WW is on fucking, what you call it now? What? It's on, it's on Netflix now finally. What is? The W. Oh yeah,

I watched it. I actually, I was cooking dinner. So, like I'm actually cooking now. And, oh, did you see everybody

booing Hulk Hogan at the thing? Yeah, good. That was so nice. That was so. They didn't boot Undertaker, which makes me a little upset, but also I understand.

Yeah, I think they, I think people, kind of they didn't see that a lot of people didn't see that it was a very like bullshit tic-tok-esque like endorsement them and cane it was it wasn't like the way Hulk Hogan was running around everywhere fucking saying like dumb racist shit too and so he's I don't know he's cooked so I wish I was actually like while it was there they were like turning somebody would have shot on the back of the head it would like somebody would a John

would spoof there oh brother everybody would have wanted to on brother my brains are on the floor and he falls like he dies. Oh yeah, fucking Alex Jones on Ozempick also. Oh yeah, he's looking a little skinny. He is. Yeah, he's like super frail now

and it's very, it's very weird. Oh, David Dober came back. That's a thing. Oh my God. Did you see that bullshit? Did you see that? It looks like an AI. It looked fake to me.

I fucking hate. It's so mocked up professional lighting, angle. Like, it is, such a stupid. It's like you're selling a drug to somebody, right? You take the most bullshit fucking iPhone picture with shitty lighting of him before. Then it's professionally done like 8K after. It's so retarded. He's so jacked. Is David, is David Duprick the guy who like swung that guy into a crane and bashed his head open? Yeah. Yeah. That's the only thing I know.

Everyone was like, yo, don't do that. Everybody was like, yo, don't do that. It's not safe. And he's like, no, it's for videos. And I'm just when I did it. Was that the only thing that he did? I think it's blind. I think it's blind. I'm the only thing that I can... He was the thing with the girl got sexually assaulted and he kind of like egged it on. Oh, something, yeah. There was a guy, wasn't his name something?

It was like a dirty, dirty, dirty dom. Dirty Dom, you said? Yeah. Okay, yeah, there was that. That's, okay, there's the two things. There's a controversy around a guy named Dirty Dom. That's so shocking. Yeah, there was a guy named Dirty Dom that, I guess, sexually assaulted a girl.

That's... You'll never believe, you'll never believe what happened to pedophile Peter. Yeah. Guess what? He flew a plane. He flew a plane to a building. That's fucking crazy. Twice.

He started a building. Twice. He fucking steered it out the building. It went right back. That's crazy. That is. That guy, man, you're like, ah, damn, what? That's so impressive.

Just unfortunate that his name is pedophile Pete or whatever. All I'm saying is that steel beams cam out with that steel, man. Yeah, it's facts. Anyway. Facts. Anyway, what were we talking about? Should we move on? Should we get another question?

I love that era, man. I miss fucking 20, early 2010s when everybody was like, I know what happened. You're not aware, I'm aware. I'm an aware wolf.

I love that phrase. You're all sheeple. You're all sheeple. You're all sheeple. They weren't saying woke. They were just saying, awake, I don't know what the fuck they were saying back in the day. I don't know what they would.

A were wolves. I've heard that phrase when I was like to 13. I never let go of it. What? What is it? A were wolves. What are you talking about? No,

no, that's not real. It's a fucking dumbest phrase I've heard of my life. No one used that. You're so stupid. That's not real. And I was like, this is fucking so stupid.

I don't even want to type it in. Some guys that I watched said it on something and I was like, this is mad fucking stupid. I'm not even going to type it in. I love it. I love it. I love it. I don't want it.

Like, like, aware. That's so, so, so dumb. I reject that. I'm rejecting it right now. I don't. You can reject it all you want. It's here, you know. No, no.

That was like. You can rebuke it as much as you want. It's present. It's very, like, I could believe, like, it's almost more believe, like, you're hurting. A were woke is more believable to me. Like, where it's just like somebody who's like, only woke sometimes. A were wolves.

A were wolves. A were wolves. So. Werewolves is so dumb. Anyway, Hayden Spring wrote it because I need to cleanse my palate from that horrible... I really, I cannot continue.

Hello questionable takes and Chris. Any movies you look back fondly on even though they're probably... They probably aren't actually very good. My example is that I love Talladega Nights and it probably sucks objectively. I don't remember Taledaga Nights. That would be so funny.

You know what I remember most about Talada Gniz is that it came bundled in with a lot of PS3s. Interesting. And PSPs, I feel like. I think it's a PSP version of them. Maybe, probably. I wouldn't be surprised with that.

That was one of those Will Ferrell movies that I just didn't take to. That was one of the few. Me neither, yeah. Actually, I like Will Ferrell. I like Anchorman's one of my favorite comedies. Step Brothers is really good.

Talladega and I said do it for me. I know Sasha Baron Cohen's in it. He's a Frenchman. I think John C. Rye's in it too. Yes, he is. Yeah. But, like, I just never, It just never just never took to it.

It just didn't... Taladig and I didn't do it for me either. I don't know. I love that movie. But I like most of these movies, I'm being honest. They're just fucking funny, like, silly little jaunts. So, like, movies that you like that, like, are, like, trash? Was that the question or what?

That probably are, like, I guess the question is, I don't know me. Yeah, sorry. I kind of forgot. Are there any movies you look back fondly on, even though you probably, even though they probably aren't actually very good? Oh, yes. Mortal Kombat.

I 109 and 5 Mortal Kombat. Like, I know that movie's fucking terrible, but I, there are redeeming qualities that actually the choreography holds up for 95 but that's it everything else is stupid shitty but like i love it i love it love it love it your soul is my hell you it has begun i fucking love that movie dude like i'll i know that movie i know every line in that movie and uh i've used it many a times throughout my YouTube career, just put sprinkling shit

within things. Hell, that stupid fucking Luigi Manjone song. It starts off with, it has begun. I just, I can't help it. I fucking love that movie. Yeah, I don't know. Most movie I've had, like, thing is garbage. I'm trying to think of, like, a good example,

and I don't know if I know any, like, if, Mike, and I guess the one that I can think of immediately is probably cats and dogs. What's that one? Cats and dogs probably sucks, right? But I remember laughing my ass off at that movie

And I don't know if I would ever watch it again Because last time I watched that movie I was like a child That was a movie where Toby McGuire voiced like a beagle And like Jeff Goldblum's in it And it's like it's kind of It's like a Disney movie Kind of

It's a live action like Talking Animal kind of movie I like his dream works Alec Baldwin's in it Uh it's very, very weird. But I remember as a kid laughing like a lot at it.

Like a lot of like, I remember the voices I remember I thought they were really funny. But I can imagine that movie like watching that again and being like, what the fuck was I on? That I thought that this was amazing or that I thought this was fun at all. Hmm, interesting. Yeah, I'm just looking at, uh, I like, uh, what's,

thumbnails of it. I feel like most of the movies I like are good movies, if I'm being honest. The ones I really liked back in the day. Because I feel like I wasn't choosing. Oh my God, mystery team. Which one is that? Is that the Donald Glover one or the Ben Stiller one? I fucking love that movie Mystery Team.

Mystery Men too. That movie's also fucking hilarious. Yeah, Mystery Men. Mystery Men and Mystery Team are good. I didn't, I actually didn't like Mystery Men. It was stupid. It was a dumb-ass movie. I'm sure it was.

I would like to watch it now and see how maybe I'd probably really, I probably, maybe I'd really like it now. But it didn't, that didn't do it anything for me. There's probably so many examples, but nothing is truly coming in my head to where, like say, I like the example that you gave Chris of like, oh,

I really liked it back in the day, but I would never watch it again because I'm sure it sucks ass to me now. And that's like something where I was trying to think of an example like that because moral combat doesn't fit in that at all to where like I love, I'll watch that. movie every day. I don't care. You know what I'm saying? Um, what's a movie that I think was, I don't know, man.

I remember liking, I remember liking the page master, but I haven't seen the page master in a long fucking time. That's an issue. That was like that weird McCauley Culkin, Christopher Lloyd movie where like their live action and then they become animated halfway through and it's about like reading or something. Like I remember thinking that movie was really cool, but I don't know if that's aged well or not. Like I, I have no fucking idea. Oh, Tem, well, Well, I guess it's more recent, but like, and I guess it's more in the, it's more in the vein of the movie that you were talking about, Derek, where like it's, it's a movie that people don't like, but I like anyway. Where it's like, I think Temple of Doom is fucking fantastic. I really think that's my favorite Indiana Jones movie by a long shot.

I don't understand the people that don't. Is it, is it a generational thing? Because I just, maybe. I don't know. I've seen that one way more. than the other ones, even Raiders. Because I enjoy it way more than Raiders, even though like, oh, people, oh,

not too little. I'm like, I don't care. It's not, to me, it's the adventure. I don't know. Right. It feels like a serialized kind of adventure more than, I don't know. Like, I like Raiders.

Raiders, I think is a perfectly competent movie. I think Last Crusade. Last Crusade is probably like a better film. But like, dude, it's, Temple of Dude was insane. In the best way. Like, all of it's so good.

I love that the lead actress sucks. Like, I love it. Everything about it is my favorite thing. I love short round. I do. I have no problems. Even as an adult, I have no problems at all.

I have no connection to Indiana Jones to the series at all. Yeah, that's because you don't like Harrison Ford, though. No, that's not true at all. I mean, it absolutely is. Because if you watch those movies, you would like them. I don't hate Harrison Ford. I don't hate Harrison Ford, no.

I thought, you literally said that to me. I don't like Han Solo. Here's the Force, done nothing wrong. He's a guy. He's done nothing wrong. I just don't like Han Solo. But it's not even I don't like Han Solo.

I just think he's lame compared to the space wizards. But like he needs to be there, but like, oh, there's other people going to join on. But like, but that's specifically like an like an R generation, like a thing to think.

Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Because at the time, at the time of the original Star Wars, he was objectively the cooler, one of the cooler people. Because motherfucker, like, yo, Obi-Wi-Wi and Darth Vader, like, ooh. Oh, no.

Oh, I really think, I really would love a remake of the original Star Wars trilogy now. But the problem is that you can't trust Disney to remake it. I can't trust them. They're going to make fucking Obi-1 black for some reason. And I don't be like, why? Why do you do that? That's, I feel like even. That would, people would do it.

We would get killed in the street there. They're going to make him. They're going to make him Arab. They're going to make him Arab and trans for some reason. It's going to be like, what is this? It's me. It's his name will be Obi Ramadan Canobi. Oh my God.

I feel like if they did that, I would see Lily's one racist moment because she loves Obi-Wan Kenobi. She'd probably be on the magist side being like, Bro, you fucking... They didn't need to change them into one of them. I don't like that. Dude, it's... I would become more powerful.

Much more stronger. I don't become stronger. Learn. He's that. That's fucking insane. Dude. What's crazy about that shit is that like, imagine... Because I see that stuff sometimes and it like, it, it bugs me exactly like five.

percent. Like it's it's not really enough to entirely like shift my entire worldview. You know what I mean? Like when they went into the Halo show and they made Captain Keyes Black, I was like, I don't know why you did that. That seems kind of unnecessary. It didn't really. It's not going to, it's not going to make me vote for slavery. It's not. Yeah. This is what happens. Chris, right? Chris is what happens. Right. You exist in this place where you genuinely are not racist. So you fall into the, you fall into the the pitfall of being sometimes. You know what happens. You know what. You're going to the, you fall into the, the pitfall of being sometimes. You know, ignorant to things where you're like this doesn't make sense I'm gonna walk away from it it's like it's like everyone every black person has the white friend

that you tell them about black people problems and they're like what do you mean that's crazy and it's not because they don't care it's because they genuinely can't believe it because it doesn't make sense well I certainly don't care

well yeah yeah you're just you're just a psycho that's it but some people's like that doesn't make sense dude why would they be beating you in the streets for no reason and it's like I don't know why

And they're like, yeah, you're tripping. You're over exaggerating, buddy. You're tripping, man. You're tripping. Then they're seeing and they're like, whoa, oh, shit, dude. You all right, Tyro? It's the, my name's Barry. Oh, you know, like, sorry. And you're talking about the, the swapping.

It's, I think from our point of view, the thing that would make us the angriest is knowing what it's going to do to, like, culturally. That's what would upset me the most. Like, OB1, because I actually don't give a flying fuck about Obi-1 can. Kobe personally. Oh shit. And so he could be anything. If Lillian hears that she will not let you in this house actually. She loves, like she is a fanatic for Obi-Wan-Noddy.

Well, let her know that I would have no problem printing out a picture of Obi-1 Kenobi and pissing all over it. And also, it's saying shout out to Lily right before I do it. That's so devious. That's so devious. Holy shit. You don't got to do all that. Well, I'm just saying.

I don't person is for you Lillian I'm much more annoyed at the fact of like oh my god you know exactly what this is going to do you know like say right if you know who's gonna draw season two of uh Elast of us fucking it's now um it's now um uh it's fucking miles morales it's it's it's something you're like oh no like you just know that like i don't want it's just gonna start this unnecessary bullshit and no one's gonna give a fuck about the actual product anymore. All the discourse is going to be everything else surrounding it. It's like talking about the last fucking Jedi. It's so hard to actually talk about it as a film or the other one,

The Rise of Skywalker, as just a film without those cultural or talking points being baked into it. And it drives me nuts. It fucking drives me so nuts. I would love that, dude. I think so many things deserve it. Like, I don't know. I would love a new Star Wars

series. I think that would be so fucking cool if they redid it with love and intention. Live action? But what are you going to say? Animated. I mean animated would be the best. Duh. Like, duh, that'd be a fucking wet dream. You know, but like... Are you going to say, Chris? They're not going to do that. I was going to say, like, initially,

the concept of Hans Solo being lame is specifically because of the recontextualization of Jedi from like the prequels onward. I see. Like, the reason people like Han Solo is because in comparison to the Jedi, he is the coolest. In those original movies,

like, dude, he's the coolest good guy, I would say, yeah, especially in the first movie. He's the cool, good guy.

In the first trilogy, like, they're not doing flips. They're not doing, they're not pulling moons. You know, like, they're not doing crazy cool shit.

They're just, they're just kind of fencing with glow sticks. They're fencing with glow sticks. And if, and if they're not young doing it, they're elderly and like, fucking barely doing anything.

And so like in comparison Vader was objectively cool Of course Vader had a cool design But he wasn't exactly And that carried him That definitely carried him Him killing niggas

fucking with his mind Was definitely cool people too But like Han Solo Like like in comparison In comparison to all that And then Hansol is with a gun He's like fuck He's actually like an action hero in comparison

And so like when you When you go to later And you got Yoda Fliping around like a fucking Bop it Like a whirligie game Yeah Yeah

Darth mall Then it's like You got fucking Yeah then a right Darth Mall Darth Mall was so

I think Darth Mall was the first design I saw that was cool I was like oh that's cool it's the only thing that got me

interested in episode one everything else that I saw yeah for sure that movie's horse shit but I was like this guy looks

really and coming from me I don't like villains I am the one guy that's like I think villains are kind of lame

by the nature of me like I like heroes more I've always liked heroes more I've always like I like good guys I mean I just to me it's like the reason the only reason I find that weird it's like it's like that cliche saying that there would be no heroes without villains so by that nature you have to appreciate the villains oh I appreciate villains but I'm never gonna favor a villain over a hero

that's fine I don't think that's I'm saying I don't think there are plenty of people that are like that they're like oh I'll always like Superman more than fucking Joker or whatever. Lex Luthor. I mean, Lex Luthor. I was gonna say Lex Luthor, I was like, he just sucks.

Lex is really cool, but like compared to like what Superman's power is like that is a dude to suit. Like shut up. I just don't. I've never liked Lex Luthor as a character. He's never, I've never found.

I only, the only reason I liked him in the animated series, the Tim Daly shit is because he looked black. I was thinking to say he was vaguely black. He was so black coded and I'm like, don't tell me. I was like, this is a black person. I know we've talked about this before.

And oh, what? Speaking, I can't believe we didn't mention this. Although, like, I'm only remembering this as we're talking about black Lex Luthorne. Did you see that they made, what is it? Harry Osborne. Well, they made Harry out. They made Norman Osborne black in that cartoon that's coming out. No, what?

There's a black, yeah, there's a black Norman Osborne. So is that, which, which, which, there's two things there. It makes a little sense. But the waves, the waves make sense. The corn rolls. The corn rolls. The waves finally make sense. But he can't get that rich.

What about the chala? Okay. Well, he's from a, that's a different situation entirely. He's mad. He's the rich. He's probably the richest person ever. He's rich, but. Yeah, well, if Norman Osborne, if Black Norman Osborne is in Wakanda, then yeah, sure.

But like, in America? What do you? Like, say if you think like the Congolese, right, if they, always had control of their own resources. They'd be the richest people in the world. You know what I mean? Like by an insane degree. So like something like that.

But like this is, I'm so glad you brought this up, Chris, because I've been kind of staying off of social media. And all I saw was somebody said, this finally makes sense. And it was just that Norman Osborne and Black in the Samarani saying, I'm somewhat of a nigger myself. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Out of context, I had no idea what I was like, I don't get it. But now I'm like, oh. I get it. Yeah. That's great. Yeah, they made, uh, yeah, that show also, unfortunately, like, not even because of this. I could give a fuck about this, really. Honestly, like, I was, I was expecting.

A 97, yeah. Because there are certain, there are certain, um, character swaps that do bother me. Like, like, Captain Key's, uh, being switched to, like, some random black eye, like, did kind of bother me. Not enough to really make a stink, but like, it's just like, yeah, I don't know why you did that really. it just kind of causes confusion, I think. But I was expecting something like this to bother me more than it did. Like this one, I was just like, oh, whatever, Black Norman Osborne, fine.

But that show looks like ass. Like, I think that that show does not look very, like animation-wise. And it looks kind of, it looks a little rough. What is it called? I think it's called Spider-Man gay. No, I don't know. Spider-Man. Oh, freshman, freshman, freshman year.

I see it. Oh, was that what it's called? Sounds stupid as fuck. Yeah. It looks, I don't know. It looks like Archer almost, but like worse. I don't know how to describe it. Yeah, let me check this out.

I'll be presently surprised if it's good. That's it. I'm not going to watch it, but I'd be like, if it ends up being good, I'll be presently surprised. I'd be like, well, it's interesting. Yeah, I mean, yeah, he's like, so in this universe, Spider-Man is a streamer. Oh, so it's like some modern shit?

Yeah. It makes sense by some of the time. I don't know. I... Why am I not just seeing it? I don't know, man. I think they've been out of debt with Spider-Man, particularly Peter Parker for a long time.

Whereas, like, this nigger needs to... Well, I think Spider-Man in general just doesn't make a lot of sense. And there's two reasons, like, now, especially. I think Spider-Man is a period piece at this point. because you you can't have a secret identity now

like that doesn't make because not only would that be impossible to hide but it also just doesn't make sense why you would want that it doesn't make sense not really yeah it does I disagree with that part

Hey guys I don't see why you wouldn't be able to maintain it 100% it's impossible it is impossible So this is So this shit has been out for a while I didn't even like there was like teasers of this for like a long time ago

You guys remember this? Yeah, yeah I do remember it vaguely I don't I don't remember this at all So I'm just looking at a teaser that's like three years old And I don't remember any of this in their fucking eyes It's like they're fucking on drugs

Their pupils are so huge Yeah it takes anime influence obviously But like is it the same because like it looks It looks like, is this the same thing? It might be. I mean, it's three years later. They might have changed it. That's probably it because in this teaser, Harry is ginger.

Definitely not black. Yeah. So that's interesting. That is very interesting. Send the link so I can see it. It might be. That's hilarious. They made him redhead and then they made him black.

Wait a second. Isn't that the fuck following that trope, that conspiracy? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. It is funny, man. Oh, my God. Because redheads are the others.

And then they're like, we'll add black people because they're to others now. We're allowed to be around. What? Hold on. This is, I, look, man. Well, okay, hold on a second. Is this just like, are we being fucked with at this point? Like, you think, you think these people, like, for example, let's, I'm going, I'm going to put myself in their shoes.

If I were in charge of these projects and I was aware of that conspiracy theory, Would I lean into it? I think the answer is yes. Like I would start fucking with people by being like, yeah, let's definitely, uh, change every redheaded character into black. Just to fucking make those people go crazy. Because I'm like, all right, here we go again. This is kind of, that's funny. That is a, uh, I think it's some sciop shit to a degree, man, actually.

At a certain point, I'm just like, is it a coincidence? It's like trying to make people upset. It does feel fucking funny at this point. Like it's mad. That's funny. Poor redheads, man. They got nothing. They got nothing left.

They got brave, I guess. Oh yeah. And that's literally it. Red-haired, red-haired banner in a deficit. Well, that's how you know,

that's how you know, by the way. That's how you know is like when we get a brave remake and then she's black, but still Scottish, that'll be fucking something. Oh, man. I'll watch it. I'll watch it. I'll watch it.

But I think that that's another one. That one's brain. enough to where that would start the like it would the culture war would never shut the fuck up it would it would uh it would get the other side though to like that's a big enough thing yeah they would be like annoyed like hey we see what you're doing

stop I don't know man because there's some people that just hate like the right ring extremists that they just they'll just agree with anything that's to the opposite that opposes it there's some people that just go way too hard

it's on both sides for sure it's so fucking annoying, man. It's so goddamn annoying. Anyway. Yeah, what do we got? Yeah, so DeBierrez wrote in. He says, hey, creepy uncles. Been here since the dawn, since the dawn age. I don't know what that means. A few episodes ago, Sween had asked what happens to sand when you come on it. I'm not here to provide an answer. What do I look like, Bing? But it did make me wonder. Well, I don't know what you look like, first of all. Uh, it didn't make me wonder. It did make me wonder.

if you had the power to shoot ropes onto any inanimate object and then turn it into a gallop of sorts. So imbue it with life, what are you dumping your load on and why? Sandwich. Dumb my load on a mannequin so I can dump my load on a mannequin. A sandwich? Yeah. A fucking mannequin holding a sandwich. Hmm.

Why? Okay, so what? So you put a man... I'm going to come on a mannequin. You put a foot long in a mannequin's hands and then you make sure you bust on my... both simultaneously. See what happens.

Shouldn't be too difficult. Why do you want the sandwich to live? Because I want to see what a sandwich would say about it's like, like it's layers and like what does it think it is? Like does it, does it, is it like, yeah. That feels really sad to bring something. That's a lot to process, I feel. Yeah.

And you just, you just eat it with, you know, maybe cut off its face and then you just eat the rest of it. you like open face eat a sandwich it's like squealing you're like sorry you're like sorry sandwich you also came on it so I'm not gonna eat it oh it's a good point

yeah damn yeah you're a weird oh you know what you know what I would do I would still eat it damn I'd have to this is a real answer what's the real answer this is a real answer

I would come on I would come on I would come on this thing oh you're frozen for me god damn it oh am I frozen wait dear I would come I would come on this

guy. Oh no. Paul? Yeah. Well, because that way, is that right? I won't have to like, I won't have to like work. Like he could just be actually help. Ah. You know what I mean? I wouldn't have to like do everything for him.

He'd be just like, hey, you're in beauty with life now. You'd make him a little slave though? No, I mean, probably. Yeah. I mean, I wouldn't make him like do work or anything. Because he doesn't have to eat. but like he's gonna he's gonna be in videos what happens if I come on my hands oh shit they become like their own entity like parisite yes yes they do I think that's cool

oh man that's interesting for sure I would just yeah I would just come on a mannequin and then like oh I have a mannequin the fuck now so I'm a woman and she'd be a real person well how would you how would you fuck the man again because it become a person come like a real no no no it be, it would just, it would become imbued with life, I think. Is it a living mannequin? Yes. Yeah, it would just be a living mannequin. So make sure you carve a pussy into it.

Then I carve a fleshlight hole into it before I do that. Yeah, yeah. And then I do it. That is so devious. That's crazy because you know someone's done it. Exactly. What the fuck? Why would you not?

If you're already down that path, why would you not? Yeah, that's a lot. You're already in that abyss, you know? That is pretty. Like you're already in the Amazon. Lost. Might as well try to see. you can see, you know.

Dude, fucking stuff like that is bloody dude, I love that. I'm waiting for those robots to get better and then I'm gonna be like, yo, I'm sorry, ladies. It's 2025. It's, like, it was predicted that now would be the time.

Well, they need to hurry the fuck up. Or by now would be the time. I want some goddamn blame or shit, dude. Like, we need to get this stuff cracking. Dude, it's so bad if that happens because, like, there's no way there's going to be. Like, that's the end. Yeah, humanity's lost, for sure.

That is the end. That is the end. That is the fucking. There's going to be Alex Jones. lead the human resistance but like I'm gonna be fucking I'll be fucking some droids

I'll give a fuck I'm gonna be plowing my droid into next year gonna break the poor thing That she looks like Android 18 or whatever I'm like up well I'll see you guys later Well bye Lily I don't have to deal with this thing complaining ever

Later Do you think that that would be like valid exercise on some level I would have a six-packing a robot all day Yeah like it was just just like, listen, I'm going to, I'm going to get this robot because it's just it's theoretically good for my health. It was. I think doctors

would recommend you to get the sex bots for sure. Yeah. Motivation. Because dude, it's a workout. It's a workout. It is a workout. All right. Jada Wong loves you, Rodin. Says, greetings Aqualads. This question is mostly for Sweeney.

So pay attention. Get off your phone. Stop buying Digimon. I'm not buying Digimon. I'm not buying any right now. Look at it's called deckbox I got, crowd. So look, he's got a little he's got a little receptacle. Pathetic, mon.

Look at this. It's cool. Guys, look. Yay. It was fucking pathetic ass. I swear I'm not a virgin. Pathetic mon. Pathetic monsters. It's pathetic.

It's me. It's me pathetic, Mon. Pathetic Rium theorem, Mon. That's fucking crazy. Anyway, he says, So this question is mostly for Sweeney.

So I'm dating this girl and I want to introduce her to my friends, but they all have an offensive sense of humor similar to mine. With that being said, how did you introduce Lily to your friend group? The rest of you fellows can comment as well. Stay snarking into the Great Beyond. You got to prepare her. You've got to prepare her like, hey, this might. My friends say some stuff, but they're pretty decent people.

And, you know, go from there. Hold on a second. So that question implies, that you've been holding back your, your power, your power level. She doesn't know who you are. Because if she knows that you're fucking, have a crazy sense of humor, she would know that your friends do too.

Like, you don't hang out with, what are you hang out with fucking regular nerds that just, that go to balls and shit? And you're like, oh, puppy cock. Well, look, I will say there's some, what?

I have, I have various groups of friends. There are acquaintances. that I have that are closer, right? Their acquaintances. Than others. You can't be yourself around people. They're just acquaintances, man.

Right, right. No, for sure. I understand that entirely. But those are theoretically, like I would say like they're professional friend circles where it's just like they're friends in a professional sense. I wouldn't call them if I was like down and out or like had to vent or anything.

But if I met a girl through them and then things kind of, you know, got going. Then I could see that being like a little bit of a weird situation. Yeah. Because I'm not necessarily going to act the way that I do around Kingston and those friends around people like Ian from Smosh or something. You know what I mean? I'm not going to say the same shit.

So I could see that being like maybe it's maybe it's that kind of a thing. Maybe it's not necessarily a lie. Maybe it's just like a temperance. It's not a lie. I wouldn't say that's a lie to himself. I would say like hiding your. You're fucking... You reveal stages of yourself to people

because most people's moms don't know them in their most fucking bananas, true self than them, you know? You're gonna portray yourself in a way that is often accommodating to the area you're around. Yeah, it's...

Look, that is a very true thing, right? It's like, right place, right time, how you behave. But I'm just saying your friends. If they are your friends, I mean, right, they know who you are. And I would say this. I would normally, the way that I normally feel is that you should meet somebody who gets you in a way.

Like normally I would say, I don't know if I would meet somebody that didn't understand my sense of humor. However, however, kind of like Lily. Kind of like Lily. And I think also one of my friends I used to work with at New Egg, when he started dating this girl, she wasn't into like comics or nothing. And now they would annually go to New York Comic Con like every fucking year and stuff. So she got heavily into that shit. So I totally understand that too to where you can bring her to the dark side and maybe turn her into a deviant and have a stupid sense of humor. So there's also that.

I think a lot of people it dwells in a lot of people. But what happens is that people can't separate the act fact from laughing that's unfucked up to being fucked up. Yeah. Yeah. Like some people don't understand. People that are fucked up. That's true. Often people that are fucked up and laugh.

Fuck the things are fucked up people. But like for me in particular and most of my friends, we laugh at absurd shit. because absurd shit's hilarious. That is just simply what it is. I don't like the guy, the guy, none of the girl's like, that's not fucking funny,

but the situation's hilarious. It's funny because how fucked up it is. That's the whole thing, right? It's like if nothing happened, there's nothing to laugh at. But since it's so crazy and absurd, it makes you laugh by, it's literally what you're thinking, right?

Like if you're having commentary, I can't believe how fucked up this world is. That's kind of funny. and fucking looney-tune-tune shit Yeah it's fucking What the fuck? But if I saw

If I saw some guy Walk up I'm like say right outside my apartment And some guy just gut someone From fucking head to toe I'm not laughing Because that's terrifying Right

I'm like holy shit I might But only because I'm really Tricky Like only because I'm like On a verge of breaking Nervous laughter is different But like

But it's like that It's like that CEO It's like that C's like that C It's like that C it's It's like the CEO who got murked. It's like if you're standing, if you're standing next to that, if you're in that situation, like, and you see that happening, you're like, you know, what the fuck? Right. You're probably terrified.

You don't know what the fuck's going on. But, like, the idea. The idea that this dude got murked and then, like, his coworkers just walked over his body to get to the meeting on time. Is it like, that is, like, as a, as a general concept, like, that is, there's a, there's a comedy there for sure. I would laugh. I would, I would, like, see it and be crying and, like, sitting down and just jokerifying laughing. Like laughing my skin white and my hair green. Like if we, if I, if I understood the context in, and if I was there.

I finally saw Joker too. Huh? Oh. Oh my God. I finally saw it. Oh, you. Why did you? It's really not that bad.

Because me and Lily saw it. It was on HBO for free. Oh, it's already on. Let's just watch it. It's really not that bad. It's, it's, it's, it's kind of flip floppy. I think that's what makes it. Yeah.

Enough to anything. Does it commit enough to anything? Really? That's exactly why it's bad. Uh, like, how to I say it's not a terribly done movie but the it doesn't commit to either being a musical which are quite a few musical numbers I think they're pretty decent that's right I think I think that's crazy I just very I think Gaga's a good singer have you have you have you seen wicked yes come on

that's a different scale like that's the point I okay I sorry I feel like no no it's the same thing because I feel like my musical mentality is an opera kind of fucking coincides often so I think of like oh this is a something with a few songs in it but I think like it just it's really like back and forthy and then he kind of stops going for one

thing and it gets kind of sad and then the way he dies is kind of like fucking silly than a guy in the background and blurred flames and wiping his fucking beating off beating his dick with his fucking beating his dick with a knife somehow yeah yeah yeah yeah I don't know

I don't know how I feel about it. I don't know how I feel about it. I think I'd have to see it again. I think that's going to be like a very like a movie connoisseurs. And I'd be like people didn't understand. Oh yeah. No, we talked about that. It's going to be a film.

It's going to be a film movie. I do think it's potentially like a cult, like one of those cult movies. But I just, I think it exists in that status mainly for what it does as a, as a statement more than as a movie. I think they rape him and that's really sad. I mean, it's implied. It's really sad. It's implied. It's like, oh, that just made the tone of this way worse.

I was like, oh, this is, these beat him up. And it was like, oh, no. I'm going to fuck your ass. Come here, Ladi. I'm going to fuck your good. Which are kindly lower your trousers. He was talking to the little person and a little person was like, dude, I couldn't work. I couldn't sleep.

I felt terrified. He's like, is your name really gibble? And I'm like, this is so fucking crazy. This person is to me. like that was the worst experience to me like that were at that part right there was when that was two there was two major moments to I feel like sticking it to the

to the inset or whatever you know there was supposedly there was all these weird people that really like the first one that's that that was what the vibe was that there were so many insoles that were celebrating Joker and shit like that and there probably were some but really I think overall people were just like oh that was a fun movie but the thing is there was the instance right there where it's like oh here he goes he's all he's doing his whole lawyer southern fucking thing

and when nothing happened that was the first blow like nothing came out of that like you were thinking like oh here it goes something crazy is about to happen that just deflated and then when those guys rescued him and then he fled from them that was like the killing blow where it's like this guy's just fucking i i want nothing there's nothing that mirrors anything in that first movie of like oh this guy seems kind of cool or or or this anti-hero or anything like that. It was just, this guy just sucks.

They really did not want to play up the cool nature of it. They're like, this nigga's not cool. He's not meant to be cool. And so to your point, Chris, much more of a like, easy like this,

it wasn't, it wasn't a movie in the way that there was nothing in there that was truly enjoyable. The music was sucked. It was too flat. The fucking acting, there was good moments,

but it wasn't just thoroughly a great fucking movie. So I, I, the way I feel is, I have to see it again, because I walked in there with the full expectation. I felt the same way,

it's not an equivalent movie by any, by any means, but I felt the same way or similarly after Hateful Eight. Like when I, I went into Hateful Eight being like, I'm excited and then it was so slow and just so fucking, like it was in the same place the whole time.

And I'm like, oh my God, I'm bored out of my mind with this movie. I actually love Hateful Eighth, but I understand what you mean. No, no, but this is what I'm saying. It's like, and I, once I,

I got out of that movie My expectations were like completely wrong I saw it again And I loved it Because I wasn't I wasn't sitting in any scene wondering like how long is this going to go on for Before they get to the next scene

I just knew what the movie was going to be And so I liked it way way way way way more So like I feel like maybe I could be one of those movies Where like if I go in Because dude I expected that to be a musical And it just wasn't straight up It's just not it's not a musical

It's not a musical at all actually. That's a musical moments. Yeah. There's literally one musical number in the entire movie and it's not very good. Also, it did. And what does a musical usually do? What would you call the other moments?

What would you call the other moments then with the music and singing and the dancing? What would you call those moments? There's one musical moment. There's one musical moment in that movie and it's the courthouse scene when like Joker is going around and he's like hitting people with mallets and and he's actually like, they're actually like elevating the heightened realism of that format to like actually. actually do something with it. But every other one is just them in the real location just singing poorly, by the way, and not even like the full song. What also disappointed me is that, look, there's a Lady Gaga album that, like, is all about this movie.

And it has all the, like, a lot of the songs in the soundtrack from the movie. And she's singing all of them. None of those songs, all of them are great, by the way, in this album. None of them are in the movie. And you're just like, what the fuck? Yeah. Yeah. when we talked about them before.

Not the number. The ones in the movie, Jesus. I saw it. The only song that's in the movie is that's life at the end that Lady Gaga sings. And it's literally over the credits. And I'm just sitting there being like, dude, there's so many good songs on this soundtrack. And every time you think they're going to sing a song from the soundtrack and they start it up, it just never starts. That's pipe. Well, I mean, that's why, like when we talked about it before, it just seemed like we just speculated that. Yeah, this was made it was supposed to be deflating.

It was supposed to show that yeah, this guy just sucks. So everything, even his fantasies, they suck. He's a fucking loser. And so that's why everything fell flat. And it's saying you can maybe appreciate it for what it is like retro and retro like in a retrospective way. But even just watching it, I don't, I just don't think you're going to get much value in it if you're trying to be entertained. And I feel like that's the problem. Maybe not.

Yeah. I feel like that you're just like. If you're trying to critique or understand I think you've got to have a better time But you're trying to entertain You're going to have a much better time Watching people break it down And then they're going to appreciate it

The film for what it is once they've broken down But you're not going to want to sit down and watch it again It's fucking, it's kind of like even the The other Matrix movies, the second and the third one Like I like watching people Break that shit down But I don't fucking like those movies actually I really don't

And it's funny that the second one has the more iconic stuff in it Like when people think about what like the most iconic things with the the slow fucking bulletin yeah that thing the fucking a lot of the tropes came from the second movie and uh i just i watched it again maybe a few months ago and i'm just like i don't fucking like this movie dude you definitely seen the edit where it's like the yeah it keeps hitting him in the throat and i'm like dude this guy would be wheezing and he kept throat flicking him over it over again yeah that's i mean that's

I love I fucking the first movie so good man That movie so that's just a I wish I just wish that was the only one that ever existed Yeah It is unfortunate They're like that's such an interesting movie Because like the idea of the both of them Becoming Trans afterwards like both of the

The Wakowski's people involved in it Yeah the both of the brothers Becoming trans afterwards I'm like But see that's what's so interesting about the people Starting to shoehorn the uh the trans allegory into it And where they found things that look like it And then, of course, the Rokowski's being fucking ass. I was like, yeah, that's what it was the whole time.

And I'm like, nigga, y'all never said anything like that. The entirety of your run. Shut the fuck up. It's like, that made me so, that annoyed me so much because I'm like, all right. Yeah, I don't know. I guess indoctrination theory, Mass Effect is real too. I guess fucking Georgia pinks is a Sith fucking Lord. Like, yeah, it's all, it's all real.

It's all of it. I wish Georgia was a Sith, though. That'd make the series so cool. And then George Lucas shot it down, even though he would have been a genius for saying yes. He should have. He'd be like, yeah. Yeah. I never know what to make of that stuff

because it's like I can't discount your view entirely because you did make it. But like, so maybe that's maybe. But if they would have gave it any hints before, I would have been like, okay, that's plausible. It does to me feel a little bit more like retroactively. Like, like, what is it?

The Last of Us is about Israel all of a sudden. It's like, no, it isn't. I'm sorry, why? What? What? No, it's not. Why? Please, I need to hear this.

Or it's not right, Israel. It's about like the, it's, I guess loosely. Like, I think he, Neil Druckman gave like an interview at somebody where he said it's, it's loosely kind of based on the Israel, Palestine, conflict and like how that manifests like the cycle of the cycle of violence and the cycle of revenge. It's like, I don't really know. The clickers Jews? Like, people just say, like, bro, they're up. Like, maybe, look, I, I, I, I think. think there's maybe like a 10% chance of that being true.

You know? There may be some truth to it. To me, here's one thing that I've noticed about a lot of artists is that the first times their, their shit really blows up. They talk about the, because they're asked about the true meaning and they're talking about the layers of it. And they talk about it within that time period. When it's this retro, looking, now that the Israel, Palestine shit's hot and most people

understand it mostly, all of a sudden now there's some type of connection to it. And the same thing with the trans shit happening. It's like now the Gwakowsus, they transitioned. This has been out for so long. They've been interviewed many times. They've talked about even their script, the Wokowski, when they were just dudes, their influences,

what they, like, it didn't have anything to do with that. And now there's just a bunch of fucking people that are just too progressive for their own good that just won't even question it. And I'm like, brother,

like it's, right, like there are movies, because there are movies, movies that are. It's like for weird for me. Say it? I'm like it.

I understand what you mean, right? I understand what you mean by this. Like, dude, like you don't have to say that if you're them, you know? It's like if it is, if there may be some lines that cross and coincide each other, than more power to it. I think that is helpful and useful for the conversations that are made and said, you know? Like if they were honest, they would just be like, oh, that's, I love that theory. That's awesome.

But that's, that's actually not. Like it's a or even or even just something like that's an interesting interpretation. I think like, or even just something like... I could see how you could think that. Or even if like they did it and they were just like, yeah, you know, I guess looking back on it, I guess there are kind of themes that kind of intertwine with the stuff that I was going through that I wasn't even necessarily thinking that much about or that made their way in. You know what I mean?

There's ways to talk. Because there are movies that are about that. You know what I mean? Like there's like as I saw the TV glow or something is like a. a recent movie. I haven't seen it yet, but I do want to. That's like a trans allegory movie. Right, but it's like it's not a secret from the get go. It's not a secret. That's my all of a sudden for fucking almost 20 something years, it was a secret and then it just wasn't like that does that make any sense to you as just in a realistic sense of people who dissected one of the

most iconic movies and movie history that they only recently found that out? Like does that make any sense? Like, it just doesn't. Like, Occam's Razor. Just, it doesn't make sense. Like, to think that people, no one noticed before. No one, none of the biggest critics themselves, the people involved in it. No one was clued into this even a little bit. Like, get the fuck out of here.

There's, there's truth to that where it's like, this is a little silly. This is a little silly. Like, this didn't exist at all. But also, like, you know, that's not something people are going to really be talking about, especially at that period of time about themselves. It's very touchy subject. It's very vulnerable in a way that, you know, a lot of people weren't exactly. comfortable, especially 20 years ago, being really up front open about stuff like that.

So I could see how someone could say that. But at the same time, it's like, if it's the truth, this is the truth. But if it's a lie, it's like, that's a really unnecessary lie to have. And it's fine if it can be drawn similar lines for one to another. But you don't have to lie about it if that's the case. Yeah, I don't really care either. Like, it's, it is what it is whatever. Like, it's still, it's, to me, it's interesting.

Like, I actually, because I like, I love theories. It's interesting. It's like, there's a lot of the gay community. they make a lot of content about gay coded Disney stuff. And I think a lot of the stuff I'm like, no, that's not true, but I like the where they're pulling these things from. They're saying, this is gay coded. And I'm like, I think that's fun content.

I just don't like that. And really, the only reason that it even got into that realm in the Matrix is because, you know, it was like, oh, yeah, that's, it's true. Like the people that created it just confirmed it. When usually what happens, the creators don't do that. And to me, that just, that's the, I feel like, it's the major difference between a lot. There's so many theories about so much fucking shit.

And it's all interesting. And usually people are, they don't have such big egos to be like, yeah, we're that much of genius. Yeah. That was the thing the whole time. And I'm like, all right, all right, bro. Relax.

I love that. You're not that fucking clever. Relax. That's so fucking funny. Anyway, so you should be honest with your girlfriend about your sense of view. Or not. Or not. That's fine.

It's a long way, is a long way to say that. Yeah, I don't know, man. My philosophy is like genuinely like, yeah, exactly. Don't, don't do that part. I mean, I feel like how I land women in the first place is, like, with my sense of humor. So, like, I feel like I weed people out that way. So, like, I've never found myself in a situation where I've had to, like, there's definitely family that I hide my sense of humor from, for sure. Like, there's definitely, like, older, like, grandparents and so, I don't need to joke.

I can't view myself to my grandma. My grandmother would throw up. Right. Right. And so, what's wrong with you? But my... But if I'm...

But if I'm... But if I'm dating somebody, like, they know generally. Like, it might even be like one of the first things I say to them, just to test the waters and see if it's even worth bothering in the first place.

Yeah, 100%. But, yeah. So, I don't know. Let us know how it goes. I'm curious as to how this, this interaction will... Definitely follow up. Will, uh...

Yeah, follow up. Let us know when you're single Let's do this last one Yeah let us know what you're saying Let's do this last one and then we'll wrap it up There's a there's a fire right outside So it's probably You can see it

Just starts knocking on your window We start saying the names now Yeah So we're gonna we're gonna read this last one And I want to read this last one specifically Because like we I want to make an effort This new year

It's not a resolution necessarily. Although like it's semantics at that point. I want to cover the same ground less. I feel like we get comfortable. We get into our Red Dead ruts. We get into our Gears of War ruts, but we still want to talk about video games. And so like this is, I feel like we don't necessarily talk about these as often. So Ray Shal Slur wrote in. He says, what's up? The Woker, the Diddler, and Gain. I was wondering if any of you have played the Batman Arkham games and if so, rank them from best to worst. We've talked about this before, but not nearly as much. Yeah, we haven't gotten into

depth about them. We haven't got into depth about him. I have a, so I don't know how controversial this is, but it really depends on what you're, if you want like a Batman simulation, I think Arkham City is really great. I think Arkham Asylum's a way, I think Arkham Asylum is the best video game in that series though. I like as a, as a designed video game, I think it's fucking, it's, it's, it's damn you're perfect except for like the last boss which sucks.

So I have, so I went back and played Arkham Asylum. The one thing that bothers me the most is actually the, the sound effects. There's a, it's actually very whimsical. It's a lot of stock. It's very whimsical.

Yeah. Actually, it really, I forgot because it's been so long. It's very cartoony. And to me, nothing, I've played all of them, nothing,

this, the Arkham City experience, there's just nothing. feels even being fucking Bruce Wayne in the very beginning is like fun like you're barely you're Bruce Wayne for like the first 10 15 minute whatever it is like there's this

it's just like everything about it feels good um I love it I love it fucking I love fighting Mr. Freeze like there's just there's so many things about it that I'm like damn I love this game I play I played all of them fucking Arkham City uh sorry

Arkham Knight was fine like there's I feel like the I know we've criticized it for the the stealth car missions

really terrible terrible I don't know what they were thinking that game would that game would be three points higher than it otherwise

than it otherwise is if not for those specific missions I think that game has the best boss designs in a series I think it has a fucking

really cool moments uh the cities itself being so fucking destitute I think it's really really cool I just think

having that fucking stupid tank takes you out of so much of it. You're like, oh my god. I got to sneak up on a fucking like an actual tank. I'm a car sneaking up. That's so stupid. I like I feel so dumb doing it. It's so stupid. But I mean the game, Arkham Knight was great, but there's just a feeling that I just didn't get playing any of the other ones. I think city's the best one for me personally. Yeah. Ranking them. If I had to rank them, I would put, so city first, and then I would do night. And then I would probably do origins.

I actually really enjoyed Origins. I never played Origins. I really did my origins, but Origins had some really dope-ass moments, though. Like the Deathstroke fight, that shit was lit as fucking. You guys are fighting on the fucking, like, the cargo crates. That shit's fucking badass. And Batman somehow wins. And I'm just like, all right.

Batman, man. I guess I'm here for this. I guess I'm watching it. I really enjoyed it. I thought like when you get those, when you get those shock gauntlets, the game just, it's much more of,

I had so much fun beating people up. Because you just chain your combos and then you get to a point where your things are so charged. You're just knocking people out left and right. You're basically everybody, you killed like 100 people easily in like fucking five minutes. I love it. Yeah.

It's, uh, it was fun. actually really enjoyed, but Ark, it's not that like, uh, Arkham Asylum is a good game, but there's, uh, it actually really threw me off. It's not, it's not even a bad game. None of them are bad games. It just, when I was beating people up, I actually felt, I was like, oh, this is, they, they, they made it, it's so less brutal that like, I kind of forgot. You know, like, I just always thought it was, I always thought it was as brutal, but it wasn't as brutal until City. It's very

animated series in asylum, which I like I think that game is like more concise. It's more it's, I just generally don't prefer open world games. Generally speaking. And especially I think

Batman, I think the detective aspect of it I think is a little bit more suited to like kind of more level design focused things. I feel like it feels like a Bioshock kind of game to me. Like Arkham Asylum. Yeah, I understand what you. just like you're you're you're kind of enclosed you're you don't have as much freedom but I think it works um but Arkham Asylum and City are more or less kind of in the same place for me where like

I like both of them equivalently for different reasons I just think the design is a little bit stronger in Asylum but city feels better as a Batman game I guess like because you get to you you can fly you can glide I think it's like it's like Agam Asylum is like a better game based on levels and stuff like that I think based on experience because I don't know there's moments in Arkham Asylum where I'm like, how does Batman not know? Like, how does he not figuring his shit out? This is Asylum. He's been here a thousand and a half fucking times.

Like, but it's just like, I know this guy. This guy would have been like, oh, I know exactly what I'm doing. Easy. I know where you are. I know who's in this building. I know where everything is. I can, I'm a psychopath that memorized everything in the world. Well, dude.

Well, dude, asylum was also the first game that I remember that I remember. I could be wrong. There might be another instance of it like earlier. It was the first game that I remember having like a fake out crash Do you remember that? Well you thought the game was not working? Yeah like the game crashes but it's not real I don't remember that part

It's a fucking dude Hold on let me see if I could I might be misremembering it might be from Dude I haven't played it in fucking Even when I did play it again I didn't finish it so I still yeah it was it's not that fresh in my head Yeah yeah

Arcom Asylum fake game crash like Scarecrow like fucks your game up. And I remember just, and it was like a fourth wall kind of thing. And I remember me like, yo, that's fucking, that's so good.

It's kind of like when in God of War, I think Ragger, right? When Thor brings you, brings you back to life out of the loading screen. I'm a, I'm a sucker for that shit. Like,

I love whenever, like, Metal Gear is really good about that too. Like any, anytime a game fucks with the, the medium that it is a game. And it's like, kind of like drawing attention to it and like pulling you into it.

That shit's so cool. And I remember, I remember playing Arkham Asylum for the first time in like 2013 on my new PC because that's how I played it. And thinking like, oh, fuck, the game's actually crashed because I don't fuck around with PC that much. This never happens on console for me because I don't play like, fuck. I don't play like, I wasn't playing like Bethesda games at that time. So I like never saw crashes. So I'm playing Arkham Asylum and the game like, er.

And then I'm like, oh, fuck. And then it's just part of the game. And I just remember being like, that is so fucking cool. but uh i got a um yeah yeah i mean it's a dope it's a dope scene i mean i gotta go back and play i just add some some other time i'm still trying to play some new shit yeah here right here i'll put it it's like immediate in this video and you can like you can put in the

in the uh in the edit if you want but like it's scarecrow's fake in the chat chat put it in the that's. Scarecrow's fake game crash and freeze glitch. It's Batman Arkhamasel. It's so fucking... I don't even remember. Yeah, I remember doing it. Oh, it's...

What the hell's the chapbook? Oh, there it is. Sorry, it's been so long. Couldn't even find the fucking chatbox. You can't click links, though, because remember it broke. You have to, like, copy-pace it. But it's, it's... Like, in the first seven seconds, it happens.

But, like, I just remember this blowing my mind as a kid. And just being, like, mesmerized. But, oh, I wasn't a kid. I was, like, I guess, out of high school. Just out of high school. The idea of turning this off that fast, that fast of a game, which is like, oh, God damn you turn it off.

Immediately you'll restart the game. Yeah, and then it reboots and it restarts and it's got like a fake intro. Like, it has like a re, like a hallucinated version of like the actual Argam Asylum intro. It makes you think the game like restarted itself. It's just so damn cool and clever. And it's stuff that I think all this, to be fair, all the Scarecrow stuff in those games are great. Yes, yes.

They nail it with Scarecrow in the Arkham games specifically He's like looking for you and shit You're doing a lot of stealth shit And he's like fucking all like No yeah that's the Scarecrow shit's awesome But I never played Origins I do I want to play it but it's not that

I hate accessible real Like is it on No it's on Steam He has such good posture It really bothers me Oh I guess so yeah How much is it? Have you guys noticed that?

What? Joker has really good posture No I've never really actually thought about it. Look at how he just walks. He's walking like straight, like straight as an arrow up. Arkham Origins is $20.20.

20 bucks? Should it be like $3 or something? What the fuck? Wait, Batman Arkham Origins. I definitely bought it for like less than nothing. Let me see how it is on. Yeah. I've had that game for so long. It's insane. I had that shit on like. Where do I usually get games from? I'm not buying it again.

CD keys. Gog. Gog. Game. came out like 2014? That game 13, I think. I think it's 13. Yeah. Because I remember.

Because it was a different studio while, or while Rock City was working on. Now, G-O-G, it's 20 bucks too. I think it was. That's crazy. That's pretty expensive. Oh, so the Arkham Collection. Check that out. So you can get the Arkham Collection on, oh my God, what's my, I'm on it.

CD Keys. CD Keys for $4.30. Oh, I see, for $4.39. that's not bad i'll sweep it up to get those three games for let's on the playstation store for five bucks the the the darkin collection as well yeah i mean whatever you preferred maybe i mean that's yeah it's oh it's on sale specifically offer ends january 17th that might be yeah that's actually not a bad idea i do it does i guess for five dollars it's better i was gonna say because i own all those games already like all of them except for origins i was like oh it's just

But, yeah. Five bucks versus 20 is like, yeah. Yeah, yeah. You can also get Gartham Knight and then Mod Batgirl. Because it's $3 right now. So you get. Dude, I love the mods where they swap Catwoman and Batman's like walk animation. Bro.

I love it. I love the digress and parts of that. The swagger and the Arkham games. Fucking the way like the she walks, the way that fucking. how she walks fucking poison ivy ivy like yeah they're unashamed

they got like Marvel rivals energy where it's just like they just make them hot rivals is going wild what the fuck I was like the Susan Storm shit I was like who made this character I was like what the fuck like that's great did I mean

did 17 year old me was like they're definitely following you know what do this I remember like like said the literally the only time I played Fortnite. Was Chunley? I fucking downloaded fucking Fortnite spent, I think it was a pack.

It was like a pack of, it came with Ryu and her for like $10 or $20, whatever it was. And then I was just playing. I did two matches with Chunli and then I turned it off. That was good. You downloaded the game.

Yeah. You played it for a little bit for Chunnly. That show was crazy. She was so thick. I was like, come on, dude. This isn't this for children? Like this is crazy No not no more really

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And it did the Kingdom Hearts Death Sounds And I was like, this is ridiculous. It's insane. Yeah, no, he, uh, yeah, I've seen a lot of people jumping out of Red Dead for the first time just because of because of a bunch of streamers doing it. Because I think Kai did, did one a couple months ago. Oh, oh, I guess that makes sense he would play because he, he tried to beat a, uh, the shot. Was it the archery or was it just a regular game?

I think it was Elder Ray. Yeah, it was one of them. Anyway, let's read our $25. I'm gonna get the fuck out of here. I'm hungry. It was something absurd. It was something absurd. It was like, it was something like, I don't remember, but I was like, you didn't die that many times.

That's crazy. But I think he had a death counter. I probably can find it. Go ahead and read the names. All right. Count me down. Three, two, one. The homeless person in between Sweeney's teeth.

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Like that's... 1,070. That sounds kind of correct. If somebody's trying to figure out the game, he doesn't play those kind of game. Yeah, to me, it's the commitment. Because that's, to me, these are the type of numbers I see when people are doing

insane shit like oh I'm playing Dark Souls with the fucking trumpet like this guy's doing that right now and I'm like yeah fuck all that noise I fucking thousand something times I mean hey fair enough I'm like Darks with a sawed off shot in high school that's crazy

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That's true. Like, he actually plays people that I just had no fucking idea he played. Like, I can't, there was one thing that, like, Clancy Brown voice rules. I mean, I'm sorry. I think the most shocking was, Forever Mr. Crabs.

Well, that's how I knew him is the thing. Like, that's how I first became aware of Clancy Brown. Oh, well, yeah, you're not a movie buff. Yeah, okay. Yeah, like I didn't know him from like movie, from movies at all. I knew him as a very fucking good actor, right? Like Shawshank, you know what I mean? Like, so I'm like, what the fuck this dude?

The, the asshole fucking guard is Mr. Crabbs instantly. makes sense to me. Yeah, he's in, uh, he's in Starship, uh, or not Starship. Um, is he in Starship Troopers or, uh, isn't he? Yeah, no, no, yeah, I'm totally, that's, that's it. Hell, Hell Diver, the existence of Hell Divers is really throwing my, my mind for a loop. You made me doubt myself for a second. I was like, he is, but then I'm like, wait.

I thought like, I thought for some reason it was like, no, it's something like starstitchers, but like, no, it is Starship Trovers. That is the original Oh my God We didn't talk about The fucking Microsoft thing What Microsoft thing? Where they just didn't let the secret level

Of freaking Master Chief And fucking Doom guy exist Oh yeah, whatever I don't Oh wait They were ready Wait really stupid What do you mean like they had it ready

And they just were like no or It was pitch and they were like no That's stupid Those were actually really good I was surprising They were surprisingly good Yeah I really liked them

Yeah the PlayStation The PlayStation one was Terrible. That was the one that I was like, what the fuck is going on? Where they were like Cratos is just in the middle of the street with an axe And then he just vanishes. It's, what's your favorite one? What's your favorite one? Which one? Which one?

Mine's pretty obvious. Mine is the fucking D&D one. Oh, that was a good one, but like, to me it was also just like very generic. Yeah, but it was still, it was good. It was pretty cool. Dude, I really like the fucking New World one. Like, I don't give a shit about New World. Haven't played it. but like I thought that was it was so it was so much funnier than I thought it was gonna be like I enjoyed the fuck out of it

and then at the very end it was so heartwarming I was like what the fuck is this? It was really good I didn't actually watch I only watched two of them you should watch watch the New World one it's really fucking good Arnold Schwarzeninger plays the guy yeah there's there's one that I wanted to watch but then I just I watched

so I watched the PlayStation one because like for for the show because I was curious as to what it was going to be. And it was terrible. It was easily the worst one. Like, by everybody, everybody said it was like the absolute worst one by a mile. And then I started the Pac-Man one because I was like curious what the fucking Pac-Man was going to be.

And then an ad started playing. And then I realized that like, oh, I'm not like Amazon Prime has ads. And then I immediately turned my thing off and I just didn't, I didn't watch it. I just, my patience for ads is so low. because I have YouTube premium. And if I do have a streaming service, it's like HBO or like Netflix where there are no ads. So like my tolerance is critical low.

And so I just like I immediately lost any curiosity that I had about that show. I will get around to it. I think at that moment I was just too lazy to deal with like an advertisement. But I do want to see the outer worlds one because I do like the outer worlds. Sifu I heard it had a pretty cool one. Seafoods was crazy. That was really good. That was fucking dope.

I want to see the Warhammer one because I'm just kind of like I'm loosely into Warhammer at this point. It just makes me want to be an ultramarine like much more. It just, you want to be ultramarine is crazy. Crazy what?

I mean, how is it not because like so when I found out about Ultramar it was like say when I was younger I was like man I want to be a fucking greek I want to be a cog in fucking Gears of War like I just like

because it's just so fucking ridiculous. It's like absurd. Like having to just want to be you just want to be a grunt in a machine of fucking up monster and nine.

Just being huge amount of armor just being huge. huge and muscular, so stupid. And then seeing these ridiculous-ass altamarines, but then also with the gaudiness of it, too, it's like great. So here it is. Here's the voice roll of it blew my mind. Did you know that you guys are going to fucking flip out when you hear this? Clancy Brown.

Dora. You're lying. He does Dora the Explorer. That's an unnecessary lie. In the show? In the show. That's just such a crazy lie. It's not true because first of all, I know the voice actors of Dora is a young Hispanic woman.

Like that's crazy I follow the voice actress of Dora on Twitter Actually because of it's weird But like alright Well she's a she's a grown ass woman All right You say so Brod ass woman

Yeah she's older than I am They're the original one The original one's older than I am I'm not saying it's perverted I just think it's weird to find I think I'm not saying you're a You're a creep

I'm saying it's just That's a bizarre voice actor to follow She did um she was the voice actor And um Coco as well too That's why I followed her You follow because I don't follow because the door sounds like Lily, that's why.

Hey, it's me. No, she does not. Dora rhymes with, Dora rhymes with Lily also. Lily, Lily sounds way more than Dora. Lily the exploli. Lily.

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It's so immature. I love it. Long time question asker. PeeP is so funny, man. It's just like the second one, when we did the Imagine Dragons thing is like you make my pee long.

It's just so damn funny. That's such primitive speak. Like, because you stop calling, like, maybe like what when you're like four or five is when you stop calling? I did. I remember. I remember getting caught by my mom saying peepee one time. There was a commercial and it was a construction commercial, I guess. And the guy was named Hard Hat Harry.

And I'm a kid, so I'm not creative. I was like, I call him Hard Hat Peepie. I thought it was so funny. I thought it was so funny. My mom walked by and I was like, oh, sorry. You thought you fucking knocked and blew the roof off the place. You were like, I fucking got it. Yo, that is my fear with children, honestly, is that like they'll just go with whatever they think is funny.

And I'm going to have to answer for it. They're going to call hard hat, hard R. That's what the kids would say now. Yeah, my kids are going to be. They're done. Your kids are fucked. They're going to have life. Live leak onesies and shit

It's gonna be bad LiveLike onesies I'm sponsored by Lively It's crazy The LiveLeak logo on a baby's one Like fucking onesie You know it has to be real If not it can be printed

It absolutely can be printed Exactly that's why it has to be real That is so good We gotta do that we gotta do Like can they see No they're gone aren't they gone Aren't they defunct? Whatever man

Let's do it They're defunct let's go specifically for babies like only like like like like only one it's so crazy would you be so concerned

oh my god jolly old dipshit the ace of the parades long time question ask her first time listener RFK streaming with an anime girl vtuber avatar

and his voice is pitched up it's so wobbly Chris Ray pissed King Ramsey's the man in gauze the man in gauze King

Ramsey The man and gals The man and gals King Ramses I hope Jimmy Carter is pissing on Reagan from heaven Wait, what did you say?

That's from Curse and Cowherly Dog Okay The King Ramsey's thing I don't remember that It's the what The return the slab Or suffer my curse It's like one of the most famous

Like Curse of Cowherly Dog things But like there's a point where they One of the plagues is like unrelenting noise and it's just like a gramophone playing this fucking obnoxious theme song and it's just King Ramses the man and goes the man and goes remember enough of that show I remember like say the naughty I remember that guy naughty yeah I remember that one dude that like wanted the house to be like just full of trash that you want to live like basically in like it was like his house was it turned into almost like a vacuum cleaner full of like trash because he just wanted to inhale garbage and

I can't remember. It was just like a zombie looking dude. That I just looked like he was decay. Yeah. I remember like odd stuff, but I need to watch that show again. Show's great. That's a good show.

It's a solid, it's a solid show. It's a solid show. Solid little romp. That show is way crazy than I remember it big, too. It's off the walls. It's really off the walls in ways that I like,

whoa, I don't remember any of this. Pedophilic, PDF. Stupid. Martian Manf. fucker strikes back from poverty Maroon 5

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Making little pools on me I fucked gay guys So many times before And his Cock is pumping Inside of me There's something there I hate Moorun V but like God bless you

Homo homo Homo Oh Oh I am so gay I did not recognize All the semen in my eyes

With a man's penis Between my thighs It was deep inside of me That's a good song Actually Well, not this, not this one. That was like their second single. I remember that very distinctly because...

Really? That was a second single? Yeah, because they... Have I been listening to Maroon 5 for 20 years? The first two songs they released were not on their album, and the fucking producers were like, your album sucks. You need two more bangers. And they refused until, of course, they were forced to do it.

And it was those songs. It was the... It's getting harder and harder to breathe, wherever that fucking song's called. And then that one, this love has taken it's all. I'm like, I hate it because I'm like, bro, don't tell me the suits were right.

You know, I don't like hearing that. The suits actually knocked it on the park. Sometimes they're right. Sometimes. Kansas City, Missouri is older than Kansas. Get your own name, dog shit state. By the way, this guy's profile picture is the fucking, that goddamn,

uh, the monsters. It's, let's go. So this, so this guy, if he's subscribed to any other people, Did it see you monster me

Oh fuck Choutsu's wife isn't canon It is a doll shocking amount of blackface in Sonic 3 I haven't seen it Is there blackface? I guess because there was a moment where the guy turned into a black person via hologram is that black face?

I don't even know if you I don't even know if I'm being fuck with Digital blackface remember that That was fun Did you say I saw a video this recently that made me the smile so hard. It was like it's like bittersweet

because it's it's some level of vindication on my part and I guess on our part in some way but like it was this this woman it was like a sketch but it was like some woman coming up to some guy and he was like hey so young men are and it was like approaching it was like some woman approaching

like a lefty millennial or something and they were like hey so young young boys are leaning right wing, we need your help. And it was just like this guy going, like, I thought I was supposed to sit by and wait for marginalized voices to be heard. And it was just him going like, I want to be able to call things gay and retarded. And then we, and like all this time.

And I'm like, oh my God, I'm so happy. I'm so happy. Like, there seems to be like some, at least in all this chaos, there's at least like some shift where like, I think some semblance of reasonableness might actually come out of this, where it's like, hey, we'll see. I'm not getting my hopes up, but like, that's the first time I've seen something like that on my for you page in a fucking forever. I want to call me a bad word more.

We want to call things gay and retarded. And I want to make a joke and you to fucking think about what the joke means instead of like being angry at the words. It's like, all right, fine. It's like good. What sucks is that the people that think that often sucks so much dick. That's the problem. It's like, yeah. They don't.

I really think we live in a bubble for you to say that. No, because they never thought that. That's not what they were thinking. I think what happens. They were thinking I want to be racist. I think a lot of people are like, it's a word. I think that's what happened is that we, there exists, right? Where the people like us, but we also just know not to say that we can say that.

They don't actually believe that. Oh, yeah, 100% for sure. But we're like, all right, cool. We could say it's a different way. Other people on the outside didn't know how to differentiate. They didn't tell who was. They couldn't tell who was. They couldn't tell who was reasonable just being funny and who was a fucking cunt.

They couldn't tell the difference. And then now they co-opted. They were like, yeah, I just want to be able to say what I want, man. Freedom of speech. I should be able to beat up people that are treats. Anyone who's ever used the phrase freedom of speech for that shit? I'm like, no. I've never once been like, I've talked about censorship, but I've never used the phrase freedom of speech.

Shut the fuck up. That's never. Me neither. Because that's not, that's not applicable. 100%. That's not how that. It works. You don't know what the word means.

People don't know fucking anything. It's really crazy. We're doing what we're doing. Yeah, whatever. The fish, I was literally just like, dude, if this fire comes get come against me, I'm not leaving. Like fucking, whatever. Whatever. Take me, take me the fuck out.

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Did you see, uh... Wait, what? Like you say? See, Shannon, I was going to say there's a video of Shannon Sharks colon falling out, but I just lost interest in the bit before I started it. Sweeney flosses with his own piss yummy. I'm just here so I don't get killed. Asking for breast milk at the restaurant, fuck it.

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no more inward tank? Inward Tank? Inward Club, you mean? Oh, is that when Inward Club? I guess I assume.

Because I was like, it's either Dark Tank or it said, but he says inward, he like put them both together. Yeah, yeah. I mean, we still do this sometimes. Like if they, Inward Club, I feel like that needs to be shopped. I don't know, man. Because I love, I just, I just love the name of that and feel like it shouldn't die. But also, I just think it needs to be repurposed because I just don't. It's, eclipse shows are very hard to do, actually.

Those are hard to do, especially They're tedious. That's the real word. I shouldn't say hard. Very tedious. If we got an editor, we could like just get them to do it. That is very true. But if we reach a certain threshold, like if we keep building, then we can actually make a lot of cool things happen.

But as of right now, we're kind of, you know, we're working on it. Yeah, yeah. We're working on it. It goes like this. Her balls, her dick with sequin gloves. She tugs my nips. The drag show queen was moaning. Hallelujah.

Nice. Nice. 3XO cheering obnoxiously after learning Nick Fuentes as HIV. I did hear that. I don't know if that's true or not. Oh, damn it. I was a big one that I wanted to talk about on the show and then it already lost the steam, though. Yeah, I don't even know if that is that real?

So, so. Because that would be fucking hilarious. But I don't think it's real. Russia today reported on it. Come on. Yeah, I don't know. Imagine Russia today reporting on Nick Floyd. went to is getting AIDS.

It's not, of course it's not real, but it's just so funny. It was, the fact that it was like a, because I didn't even click on it to see if the account is real or not. I just imagine it's why would Russia Today were you reporting on this? They do they do fucking

propaganda, not stupid funny shit like that, you know? It would be great if it was real. Because then I would actually, I would have actually DM Destiny, like, bro, I really appreciate you. I appreciate you. Thanks for giving. Thanks for giving you.

Thank you for further insinuating the fucking, thank you for helping me further insinuate the whole AIDS and homosexuality thing. Because I think that's funny on my part. Yes. I know it's probably likely not you that gave it to him, but like I like the fact that in my head you did and I can be a fucking homophobe. I'm just trying to say to you. Thank you.

I appreciate you. Have a good night. A former friend, a former friend recently sent her. autistic teenage daughter to school in the Ah, in the Ahayago shirt or Ahaygal? What's that?

How do you say that? Ah, ha, gau. I don't know what that is. It's, uh, so it's that fucking anime orgasm face. It's a H-E Oh, they're like, okay. That's crazy. That sucks.

That's crazy work. That sucks that they would do that because did they understand what that meant? Did they understand what that was? Probably not. Probably not. But their kids are kids. I think it would be really interesting and say me like this, Mama.

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As God intended The King of Hapazard And I'm proud to be And I'm American Because at least I know I'm free And something, something else I'm terrified of minorities And I stand up next to you

With a righteous man in hand I swear to God I hate these niggas You go back to your home Afghanistan You know what's crazy about that Is that you know John Oliver did a great segment on that song Did you know that there's like a version of it that he did for Canada that's literally just the same thing?

No. Dude, there's literally, I'm proud to be a Canadian. This fucking guy. And it's and it's by the same guy. He did the same. He wrote the song for them. He probably did it for everything. I'm proud to be in a Arabian.

A Syrian. I'm proud to be Syrian. I'm proud to be African. South African. I'm proud to be a Jamaican. I'm proud to be a Jamaican. He's making so much money. he's like what's his name in his throne

fucking Scrooge McDuck on the throne of gold Or like the emperor for a fucking From a warhammer Just on the golden throne Dude that would be so fucking genius I have more money than there are places in the universe Where at least I know I have syrup

I don't what does it even say in the Canadian one What the fuck does that even do? Dude it's it's where at least I know I'm free It's still like hold on let me look it up It literally is the same. That's even lazier. It's just like, wow. Lee Greenwood lyrics.

Yeah. Next to you. Yeah. It's not so fucking embarrassing. Yeah, I'm proud to be a Canadian where at least I know I'm free and I won't forget the man who died who gave that right to me and I'll gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today because there ain't no doubt I love this land. God bless you Canada.

Wait, it doesn't even ride at the end. I'm not even kidding. I'm not even joking. This is not a joke. He says from the shores of Nova Scotia to the forest in BC, from Montreal to Winnipeg, from sea to shining sea. That is so lazy. That's crazy.

Dude, I know. Dude, it really is, it really is truly amazing. It's got to be other ones too. Yeah. I'm proud to be an Nigerian. Well, at least, like, because at least I'm, I'm fucking... I mean, I'm technically free.

Anyway, let's get the fuck out of here. We're going to be back on normal schedule. I think next week, there's some weird... There's a lot going on right now. There's like fires, potential evacuations, maybe, maybe not. Apologies for the little delay on that regard. But we're probably... I think we'll record the extra ammo after the next episode we do, I think.

I agree. Because I got to go... I got to go... I gotta go get groceries to make sure that, uh... Groceries might be on fire already, so... Yeah, we might... Yeah, there might be people biting each other's chugglers out. I open my door, and there's just fire out there, and I'm like, damn.

And literally just left without telling me. It's so great. I went to the 7-Eleven earlier. I went to the 7-Eleven earlier to get a tea, and, like, the power was out, and I was like, oh, fuck, man, damn it. How am I gonna edge? I can't fucking have my goon-setsh tonight. So, uh, we'll be back on schedule, uh, uh, next.

week and then we'll all be good. Appreciate your patience. Thanks for sticking with us. Thanks for tuning into this episode. First episode of the 2020 of the new year, 2025. We'll catch you next time. Bye-bye.