The Snark Tank - #291: The Jo Rogen Experience 2

Episode Date: January 18, 2025

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Hello. We are, we're back. We're alive. Everything's fine. We are remote still because I'm still like a little bit, like, I feel, I feel ostensibly fine, but I just don't want to get anybody sick. So I think by the next time we should be we should be recording in person But yeah guys it's it's it's been it's been a week

It's been a week my phone won't stop exploding. There's been it's been one week to tell it that me one week since LA's on fire Dude did you see that they um that that that guy they caught with like a blow torch or something Yeah I saw some crazy footage of like people like like on the highway like throwing gasoline cans into the fucking brush and I don't know what to make of any of this. People trying to like contribute.

Yeah, I'm just like, bro. I want to know about the house that started the fire over in, uh, do we know what it is? To the east. I mean, uh, there was a, a nice fancy house that had a fire in their backyard that started all that

shit and eaten. But like, like I saw a conspiracy theory saying it was some satanic worship shit, you know, but I'm just like, I'm curious that what were those people doing? Like what, what actually, you know,

are they doing some bullshit or something just absolutely tipped over, you know, I think it was probably some bullshit. The crazy thing about it is like, it really, like with the Santa Ana Wins specifically, it's like if you, if you're at,

first of all, if you live in, Los Angeles and you're outside grilling or like with a fire pit in the first place by itself without the Santa Ana Wins like you're already kind of doing some shit that you probably shouldn't be doing. But with wins, the idea that you would be like, yeah, let's start a fire. Like, you're stupid. Yeah. That's a mega dumb. And there's so many different ways that this could have started that I just, I can't parse through any of like, because I feel like, especially now I have to be like so much more vigilant about like fake stories absolutely you know what i mean it's just like i can't believe

anything that i see now it's great oh yeah or even take it on face value so i guess we'll see how this shakes up like who's going to take the blame for it palisades is gone which is it's crazy to condition that area is in there's no there's no condition because there's no area i guess i guess there's no condition is this it's just a was a was that That was a place. Yeah. Surprising. Many, many of people,

like what? There was only five people reported that died when. Yeah. At that point. At that point, it's, I mean, I'm sure it's,

it's still relatively, like, extremely low for the amount of acres that were fucking torch, like, uh, home wise and business wise. Yeah.

Yeah. Like, it's, it's kind of fucking wild. That was, I was expecting much more, uh, It's five people, thousands of dogs.

Yeah, many, many of pets, many of coyotes, many of coyotes. It's about the videos of the fucking mountain lines just down in the city because of the five. Yeah. Oh, no. Yeah, that must be fucking really nervous. Dude, I saw, I saw a fucking mountain lion chilling in the fucking broken egg cafe. And I was like, what the hell's going on here? He ordered something too.

He was just getting. food. He was like, hey, morning. Yeah, he was getting food. Dude, it was so weird in Burbank because it's, if you look on the map, we were like surrounded by fire, like surround, like, it looked like if, if this was like a military conflict, we would have been fucked. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah.

Because it would have been, like, surrounded on all sides. And it felt like it, it was kind of up in the air. I wasn't sure, like, what was going to happen, really. Because I've seen fires jump, like, crazy. easy distances. And I've also like been like when we first moved to Burbank when me and Kingston first moved to Burbank, literally the mountains at the end of our road were on fire, like in two separate places. And there wasn't an evacuation. So like I was kind of chill about it. I figured I figured we'd be fine, but I wasn't sure. I think you all are crazy. I think everybody that lives around this area

you're just fucking insane. Like, I'm here for work, but if it wasn't for that, there was no fucking way I'd live around here. It's just, it's just, nonsensical. It's dumb. It's just,

it's too many, there's too many things. It's like, bro. It's like, yeah. Oh, wait,

sorry, I saw the, I saw the, I saw the, I saw the, this thing saying reconnecting. I guess we're fine. Yeah,

we're good. God, I hate, I hate the fucking. Yeah. This is awesome. It's so much. I hate her.

I hate this digital. Doing this digital now is just like, man, we're doing it for you guys. Remember, we care about y'all. This is, this is terrible. This is terrible. If ever, if ever I get to a point, if ever I get to a point where I'm like, where we're recording in person and I think about like, man, why don't we do this digitally? And then, like, this is like a nice reminder of like how much this fucking sucks on our end. I don't know how much it sucks on your end.

I mean, most people seem to not care, but. I think you guys appreciate. Fuck those people. It's not about them. It's about me. It's about me. Right. It's about you.

Soy. So, I mean, outside of the fires, I mean, is there anything or should we just get into questions? Trump gets convicted today, but it's not going to matter. Yeah, so who cares? Yeah. Oh, yeah, he's getting sentenced. What is it going to be like two slaps on the wrist? They give him two.

Oh. I say death by fire is why they shoot him immediately. I, I would absolutely think I was in a coma. I'm like, there's no way this happened. This, this glorious thing that just happened did not happen. Impossible.

If that happened, I would, I swear I'd become a devout Christian again. I mean, that's what I kind of felt about being in Burbank where like, see, I was like, dude, I think Burbank's protected by God. You see, how do these people saying shit like, oh, look, it's all the Hollywood people getting burnt. know because they're all devil worshippers and shit and i was like i guess berbing's pretty holy man they're pretty good over here the hollowed ground all the just a bunch of animators all of the all of the cartoons holding back the wall yeah dick elode even universe is like no no god likes wholesome uh animations and shit well maybe not wholesome but just animations not wholesome certainly not anymore maybe but Once upon a time, pre-2012, maybe.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, we lucked out. I think this is just generally a pretty good area. Like this specific location is pretty good for this kind of thing because it's not really easy for fires to spread here. And when they do, it's a valley. So, like, they're not likely to, there's something about it that, like, I've seen fires here before. And they just, they just don't really. They never quite, even in this situation, like, they didn't really.

Fires never peek over the mountain by, um, by Sun Valley. Yeah. If they do, that would suck. It would just come into the city and people would be fucking doomed. But like, it never. Yeah. Whatever. Should we talk about the fact that like all these insurance companies were just like canceling.

Cancelling everybody's fire insurance like either weeks before or like moments before or like just generally or recently. Moments. Before all this shit happened. I mean, what else do you? What more do you need? to like it like I don't know what you can do at this point because even like say the the Luigi Manjone shit like has died down right

it's yeah at this point people are willing to be abused on any level it just doesn't matter right they're gonna cancel your insurance when you need it you're paying all this shit and then oh nope and it's and they're just going to accept it and it sucks it sucks for them man Dude, it's, it really, imagine paying for something for like 25 years consistently, like month after month and then just, uh, not getting it.

Like it's, it's truly psychotic that that's even allowed. It's, but whatever. Yeah. If, yeah, it's the kind of thing where it's like, I don't, I really don't, times. It makes sense. Yeah, it's a sign of the time. I just don't understand what more you need to see, uh, to convince. you.

Whatever. Like, yeah, how unsustainable all this bullshit is. And oh, did you hear about a, so the president of the UFC, Dana White, is going to be on the board of Facebook. He's going to be on. What's that even mean? So, so it means. So this is exactly what it means in.

So people are speculated and I happen to agree with them. Because they're like, what the fuck does this guy? The guy that only knows fight promotion have anything to do with making decisions of Facebook's we have. And how to slap the fuck out of his wife. Well, yeah, exactly. Maybe you can slap other people down that are trying to take Facebook down. I don't know.

I don't know. No, but for real, Dana White and Trump have a very close relationship now. And the only thing that seems to make sense is, you know, Facebook is being threatened to being broken up, right? Because a lot of the shit that they did. And so they're hoping that with Dana White being on the board, like now they have stake in the company.

that Trump will see that as a signifier to leave Facebook alone, make sure that strings are pulled to make sure that all the bullshit that Facebook did to acquire all of these companies will, will like, it'll stand. And I'm like, this is so fucking stupid that like this world is so dumb and I'm doing my best to just stay off of it. I'm doing my best to not. It's hard. It still seeps through.

it's hard because it's like you see like you see things like like Zuckerberg kind of like cowtowing and being like oh you know there's too much bias in facts and it's like okay oh yeah but then it's like the idea of everybody going around all the the right way accounts going like yeah Zuckerberg and I'm like brother how stupid like do you not understand that this is like an attempt to like just kind of cozy up to the next administration and just avoid penalties for any wrong, like, just to be like, hey, that's, come on, I'm, it's me. I'm Zuckerberg.

We're all friends here. Dana White. You know, Dana. You know, Dana. Right, Trump? Like, it's, it's, it's so transparent. It's so transparent that, like, I don't consider myself, like, like, like a deeply educated person at all, right?

Like, I feel like I should be in a just country, one of the stupidest people. here. You know, I make videos, and that's it. I dropped out of community to college. I didn't do fucking anything. Yeah. Right. Yeah. We're just chilling making a stupid show for people. Right. And hopefully it makes people laugh. I, the fact, it bothers me that I see so many people who are just objectively stupider than me because I'm just like, how, how are we going to function, man? How can we function? Yeah. I agree. I agree. Dude, the, what makes it crazy is when you meet someone that is like, actually smart nowadays, you know? Like, I feel like stupidity was kind of a rare thing once upon a time, but now, like,

genuine until, like, when I talk to somebody, I don't know about rare. I feel like, I think it wasn't as prominent, I guess, vocally, but you didn't hear it as much. They didn't, I think the major difference. I think the major difference is the willfully stupid people being willfully stupid is a different. I feel like a lot of people didn't want to be stupid back in the day. Like, they felt embarrassed. And there's like a weird thing. going on right now.

We're like, it does, it does. It, the dumbest shit is celebrated and it's like, you, this is not reality and they don't care at all. Do I just saw fucking milk Gibson on, uh, Joe Rogan, of course. I heard about that shit. And I'm just like we're stage four cancer. Ivermectin and another fucking anti-parasitic drug beat stage four cancer.

According to Mel Gibson. And I'm just like, I, what, I don't know what to do at this point. Like, at this point, I, when I, when I, see this stuff, I don't even know what to think anymore. Because I just, it's beyond stupid and I don't have, and I feel like I'm not a good enough comedian to make something really funny out of it because it's too retarded. It's like it's already a joke on its own. And so what do I do with this? It's, it's difficult to make something that is already so stupid funny.

Yeah. Because it's inherently like, what do you, the, the only way, like you just, if you just explain it to someone it's funny. Right. So like why even bother putting any work into like oh Mark Zuckerberg like yeah, man. Yeah, Mark Zuckerberg. He's in his loose fitting t-shirts and he's like it's so transparent. It's so obvious.

Did you see that? He said that oh we're moving. The reason they're moving from California to Texas was to have unbiased employees. Yeah. That's the reason they're moving from California to Texas. Like, shut the fuck up.

Where would you even go? Where do you even go for unbiased? Is there even such a thing? No. Hearing, hearing him speak, like, hearing him speak has been a pleasure that only, that only, only God can truly understand, I think. Like, only the divine can really understand.

Because it's like, this dude is such a fucking weasel. Like, like, when social network. came out, people were like, oh, man, Zuckerberg. It's like, this guy's a trash pile. This man is garbage. Like, at his, at his best, he's shit. At his best. He's shit.

This guy sucks. Like, watching that movie, I was like, this guy is just a clearly sociopathic artist that is too, they're too heavily in conflict with each other. Yeah. And he's just kind of sustained at the moment. That's a great movie, though. Oh, great. Yeah.

Andrew Garfield was insanely great in that movie. Like that's his best performance, I think, honestly. No shade, no, I don't know, Tick-T-T Boom is good. And also the movie he made with one recently. He's actually amazing as well, too. Like, I was like, fuck, man, I cried. But. Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman, host of Beyond the Script,

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Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. You cried out a movie. Ew. Yeah. Dude, I watched something. We should fire him. We can have something. Yeah, we don't do that. We don't do that. We're men here. We're whatever do, whatever, dude. I'll burn your house down and say it was a mistake. Dude, I cried at Land Before Time, 12. There definitely is a 12th one. There definitely is a 12th by now. Littlefoot's revenge, or which one's that?

That's what, that's what Littlefoot's evil cousin, Evil Foot comes in. And Evilfoot. This is really bothering. He enslaves the cavemen. And it's like a, it's like a slavery allegory. the cave bed gotcha evil a little foot gets the

N word pass they survive wrong enough for the first yeah no it makes sense they get frozen I think in that movie they get frozen in ice and then they get melted thousands like millions of years later

you said thousands well thousands is also accurate many Yes, many thousands thousands of thousands, thousands. It works. It works. Yes, it works. It's not like I'm saying tens of years later, which is also accurate, but like less

less so. Describing something as tens of years later referring to like, yeah, tens and tens of years after the dinosaurs we're in modern civilization. It's like, what do you do? It's like, what, like 60 years, probably? No, no, no, no.

Try a billion. A billion and a half. How many land before times are there really? I'll check right now. I would guess my guess. Give me, give me a guess. Okay,

so my guess is 14. 14? I'm guessing 20. Come on, bro. Damn. You said, come on, bro. Like what I said was crazy. I'm going to say, I'm going to say 10.

I want to say eight for some reason, but I'm going to go 10. I'm trying to be a little bit more because I want, Yeah. It's probably surprising. So it needs to be in the double D. How many do you say, Chris? What did you say? I don't remember.

Was it 14 or 13? Well, I forgot what you said, too. I don't remember. I think, I think I said 14. Just 14? Are there 14, actually? Say something. You're on a fucking podcast.

There are 14. I'm reading, nigga, chill. I'm trying to absorb it from major craving for it. It's not wrong. It's just a number, nigga. It's a number. Well, no, they don't, they didn't give me, they didn't give me a shit. Oh, it's X many.

I looked it up and it's showing how many of there are. Oh, You're counting. Oh, because, yeah, I see, I see. It's taking me a long time to read this one and four. I'm trying to decipher this. Give you a second. Yeah, there's 14.

There's 14. When was the- Is there actually like 14 on the dot? That's none. What does the last one come out? 2016. Wow. That's right.

I remember that. I remember specifically talking about that. I remember quite a few years after the last one came out. Land before time movies. You think any of the original voice actors are in the in that process? Well, certainly not. You never know. Certainly not one at least.

Yeah, there's one that is certainly not on board. The first one came on the 80s. Wow. Yeah, fucking movies old is dirt, man. Yeah, 1988. That's around the time the dinosaurs went extinct. Yeah. Yeah.

Based on fundamentals of Christians, they never exist. I like that. It really, you know what's crazy about it? Is that like, so the first movie came out in 1988 and then years went by, like years, like a while. And then in 1994, it was Land Before Time 2. And then 95, 3, 96, 97, 98. For some reason, like, several years after Land Before Time, they were like, let's just make fucking 40 of these. Yeah, yeah.

I think it might have really started hitting then. I think it got the network television, instead of really hitting. They were like, I mean, early 90s was dinosaur fever, though, that's for sure. So that is,

yeah. Yeah, that's not inaccurate. Is there a transgender dinosaur eventually? They probably did that one earlier. Oh, my God, that'd be amazing.

No, that would be the latest one if they did number 15. Which, we're overdue for a line before time 15. Do all of them have little foot in that shit? Like,

do you see a little foot He's the main character. Yeah, he is on the cover of all of these. This dinosaur is so unreasonably well-traveled. This, like, he has way too many. This guy has, like, Indiana Jones-level stories. Do you think there's an autist that, uh, that watched all of them and made, like, a YouTube video about all of that shit? Oh, for sure.

Like, I would be a, it's probably, like a, it's like a 90, it's like a 90 hour long fucking, like, analyzing little foot's descent into madness. And it's just some fucking neck beard. And he does little skits. All right, here we go. Here we go. Four million views. I'm on lockdown,

so I watched all 14 land before times. Of course. It's some chick that looks, oh, yeah, she looks like she's on lockdown. She don't look good. Oh, that's Jenny Nicholson. Who's that? Yeah, that's, she did,

one of the most recent things that she did that I was aware of is like she did this video about like the spectacular failure of the Star Wars Hotel. It was like a four hour like kind of dock almost about. Oh God. Yeah. I see that. Wow. Wow.

Why am I 30 minutes into this video? Because it's because it's a Star Wars video and you watch this shit in your sleep. Holy fuck spectacular. No, no, no. This is the Lamb Before Times video. I'm like 30 minutes into this. I didn't watch this. I'm pretty sure.

bro that's crazy she has fucking views damn good for her now she's she's pretty big those the videos are good too um she's cool uh i mean i don't know her personally or but uh she yeah she it seems it seems seems seems like good shit but like that star wars video was wild because it's like it's such a fucking rip off oh wow it's just seven months ago Jesus Christ 11 million that's fucking all right let's do okay we're making we're just gonna let's just bite her country We'll just do it. Yeah, let's do, let's, uh, we're going to start, uh, a podcast called the Jenny

Nicholson experience. And we just play her video. Jenny Nicholson will not be honest. Uh, it will just be us playing her videos in the background and pausing maybe every 10 minutes. Yeah. To get to get soda. Yeah.

And then that'll, that'll be the, that'll be the podcast. I hope you guys are excited. 2025 is going to be a big year for the start time. We're going to launch five new shows. Uh, the, the, the Jenny Nicholson experience. the Joe Rogan experience, too. And we'll figure out the other ones. I would love that.

Do you think eventually we'd get like a cease and desist if we, if we, the Joe Rogan experience too? Yes. We should. We should do it just to see. I don't think. There's no way, right? I want to. Oh, you know what?

He follows me still. He follows me still. I should. I should. message it was like hey do you want to be on our podcast it's the Joe Rogan experience too so that way at least like it gets his

maybe at least his assistant's attention yeah that would be funny actually that'd be good god I wish I had my old my old Twitter because I'd love to harass him that'd be great yeah yeah we should do the Joe Rogan experience but with no E like

Joe yeah oh like Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe is no E and then we're just like just lying. Then when we get caught, we'd lie. We'd lie to our G. This is my ID.

It's like, we'll get a fake ID. We'll get, we'll get fake IDs that say our, our real names are Joe Rogan. Joe Rogan. Joe, and then it's,

it's Rogan with an E. Joe Rogan. Yeah, like Seth, like Seth, yeah, exactly. And so it'll be.

We just moved the E from his first date of his last name and and lied his face. I don't see what the problem would be. Just for, for a fuck dude i love it just just for that that actually makes me want to just do it set it up real fast get a thumbnail that looks like his stupid uh or his his his graphic that it's like him i don't he looks all crazy he has like a third eye or some shit yeah he's got like a jaundiced fucking swollen face and it's orange and rotating around a chimp or something yeah yeah

yeah it's been a long time since i've even looked at his his logo but um yeah well we'll figure it out we'll figure out a way to steal Yeah. I want to make a, you know, do you know his intro? I will make something similar to it. Like, I will. Like, so blatantly. Like, there's a, there's a UFC fighter, Nick Diaz. He's the opening.

He's like, Joe Oaken podcast by train by day, Joe Oaken podcast by night all day. And I'll just find like a quote from his brother. Like, I'll just like, instead of Nick Diaz, it'll just be like Nate Diaz. and then it'll be some shitty, like, guitar opening that's very... Yeah. I have it all. It's, like, all coming together in my head right now. I'm gonna fuck with it.

Well, it'll be... We'll figure out... He's the one that fought Paul, right? He's the one that fought Jake Paul for some reason. They were like, yeah, let him go... Oh, yeah, Nate Diaz fought Jake Paul. Yeah, I forgot about that. They made this old...

I'm kind of annoyed that you reminded me because I forgot. This old CTE-Rittled fighter fight Jake Paul and he got his ass beat, too. And I was like, why is he fighting Jake Paul? Yeah, I didn't need to be Remediaz talks like he's fucking Rewinding a TV Like what the fuck Like what the hell

I mean yeah I don't know anything about this guy His brain has been in a Just thing like oh Some guy from Stockton Stockton who's like a Gangsta Even though he's a really nice guy

That teaches Jiu Jitsu to kids and stuff But he's like oh yeah We're too not You know like those people Like he teaches he teaches Jiu Jitsu Yeah you like Jiu Jitsu

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. 1.20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call 24 7 365 wow dan morgan from morgan and morgan america's large injury law from thanks for coming by the show thanks for having me visit for the people dot com for an office near you uh funded by uh daily wire yeah the daily wire is your jiu jitsu ben shepiro knows jujitsu you know he does you know he does no he does absolutely he

didn't care about combat sports at all and he's like wait what's that jiu jitza what's that That looks like it's for me. It's the only sport I can do is keep my amic on. He does the fucking little wiggle with the... Oh my God. Fucking loser. Someone should kill him. Dead Captain James wrote it.

It would be nice. I'm just kidding. I'm just joking. What do they say in Minecraft? In my... Yeah, in... Yeah, in... in Roblox.

Dead Captain James wrote it. I just want to get this out of the way. Because a lot of people wrote in. A lot of people sent things similar to this. We're not going to read all of them, but I do want to acknowledge them. Dead Captain James, hope you all are doing well and safe.

It's been a while, and I think a lot of us are worried about you all stay safe. It has been a while. Obviously, there was a winter break. By the time you're hearing this, there will be already another episode out before this. But I got a lot of messages from fans and DMs and obviously other people too.

We appreciate it. But we're fine. It's everybody else who's fucked. Yeah. I tweeted that you died. I did say, I saw that and it was annoying. Because I saw people were like,

I can't even tell if this is real. And it's like, brother. Imagine how nonchalant that would be if that was real. Like that's just. Yeah. Oh, yeah. We're good except for Chris died. I would like to.

There's no halt in the podcast production or anything that we upload that day celebratory. actually. Dude, I would like to imagine that it's pretty unbelievable that that's how that kind of thing would be announced, at least by Kingston. You know,

he's known me for a long time. It'd be like, it'd be like a bunch of bashing tweets, actually. I would somehow hack your account and post them under Rachel. You, if, okay,

if you die, if any of us die, I'm going to, dead man switch, send you every account of mine and just ruin my reputation. Like, let it go on for like a while that I'm not dead and just say

the most insane things on my account I think I would just Google pictures of BBC and then post it and so everyone did it yeah you can do that right now I really don't care I give you my count right now to do that that wouldn't bother me even slightly I'm like whatever dude I'll see the male form is impressive I'm gonna

I'm gonna celebrate so if you fucking just training some other dudes but like you're only your dixon frame and the other dude it shows the other dude some smooth white twink and then it's BBC but you're posting it you're like what do y'all think what do you all think is out here trying to level up how you're trying to level up fucking insane posting a video of you decimating a twink on Twitter and just the caption is what do you all think it's so fucking psychotic

you're posting it looking for someone to give you pointers yeah Did I do a good job? Your cadence is a little off, in fact. In fact. You should go to the rhythm of pump up the jams. Oh, man. All right. His death's going to be funny.

Yeah, I can wait. Ah. I'm going to. Ow, in fact. You get shot. Yeah. I want him to scream really loud, like, super high pitch. Somebody shot me.

Hello. I'm bleeding out. Hello. Somebody shot me. Hello. I'm bleeding out. I'm bleeding out. Hello.

My chest cavity has exploded outwards. Hello. Oh, this is kind of stupid, but like it might be worth talking about. What? What do you got? They talked about the fact that her name is Cynthia Urvio. Irvo? Oh, my God.

Cynthia Arrivo. Arrivo. Arevo. You cultureless swan. Sorry. I didn't know this fucking random bitch's last name. My apologies. He's not a random bitch.

He's like a Broadway star. random bitch so I didn't know her last name he's actually extraordinarily talented but she wants to she wants to play Storm in the emcee you were like oh would you like to play Storm and that's not happening first and foremost

no no no sorry not that she's an unattractive woman but Storm is unfortunately like like comedically so like that's definitely a white guy drawing like that's attractive the desire to have been

fruit drawing that what's the best looking dark lady i can imagine got it got it it's storm i don't know why he's a fucking god by lee did lee lee created her right yeah stanley stanley was in a um he was in a fucking he he had covid back then and he was just like feverishly drawing because you know he didn't have internet so it was like i have to come all this pain out and so he had that he was trying to draw like hot women.

Yeah. So that he could jerk off to it. He had a typical 73-day goon sash. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever.

When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well. I need to lay down. and you know that's not normal for your child, then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Hear the full conversation,

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

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Yeah. And after he was done. And at the end of it, he was that old. His back hurt. He's like, oh, man. He was like, like, the seafood. like seafood like it's like seafood but

but with masturbation yeah with cum yeah every time he cubs he ages 14 years that's so fucking not worth it at that moment that would be it's definitely not

that damn that would the human I don't think we would have we wouldn't exist if that was like a thing absolutely that would have we wouldn't have we wouldn't have we wouldn't have parents yeah Yeah.

That'd have to be something where that I have to be like one person gets that ability and they die and they don't pass it on. Because that is just impossible to keep But it's just saying. Okay. Here's an ethical question for you. But if they're really fertile though. Well, not an ethical question.

More just like a curious question of morality. If coming, no matter who you are, like men, women, if coming ages you 14 years, are you as a man doing a disservice by not making your girlfriend come or doing a service, I should say. I guess if two societally, yeah, since women really value looking youthful, I think they would, I think many of them would actually want that tradeoff. Like don't make me come.

I think women just would not get in a relate. I feel like it's bigger than that. Like, I feel like sexual relationships wouldn't exist anymore. Probably. Yeah, but I mean, I'm just, let's not go macro to it.

Let's not world build here, okay? I'm just asking about like this specific scenario, this isolated specific scenario. Like, would it be a situation of like, well, I'm saving your life basically,

like, because I'm going to die in like moments. I'm going to die tomorrow probably. Like, like, to be quite honest. 14 years per come. That's crazy.

What if it like, What if society evolves to the future, right? And we don't come and then one kid figures it out. He's like, oh, wow, you know if you touch your penis enough, it'll shoot this score of fucking real, weird, weirdly viscous. He's in, he's in seventh grade. He walks into the bathroom and he comes back 25. He'd be more than 25. He'd be like, he'd be like approaching his 30s, dude.

Damn. Imagine how many times that happened, dude. Like, yeah, that would, that would happen probably a lot because you would see your son. and in the morning he'd be a grown ass man. I've heard some tales, man. I've heard some stories. Dude, the stories of like the boys' bathroom is so fucking funny. I remember, I remember, I can't remember which,

I can't remember exactly what year it was, but I walked to the bathroom and a kid, like I would, I never went into the stalls ever at school. Like for any reason. I just, I just never really had to go at school. But I would go to the urinal. And then I remember this kid

walked in behind me He went to the stall And he stepped In Jizz And the reason I know that Is because he went Ew! Jizz!

And he was so panicked about it And it was so real And I saw I could see it And it was like, oh no That is fucking vile Piece of shit That just comes on the floor Dude, it's a big school

It's a big school A lot of students Toilet right there At least bust in the toilet God damn No, but there's no thrill in that. Yeah, I guess I'm real in that. Yeah, I guess you want to know someone come on the

fucking handle the latch or something. Yeah, exactly. Imagine you're about to close it and then blah. I'm killing everybody. It's all on your head. I'm a school shooter at that point. I'm like, I've been activated. Okay. If any, if there's any time to be a school shooter, that's the time to be like, all right.

That's it. No, I'm going on a rampage. Everybody gets it, you know, like I'm not. At that point, you're, are you sparing anybody? I'm sparing some people. You're seeing, see, I think at that point you're seeing red. So it's just like, I'm not actually trying to hurt some people specifically, but it's just I am so angry. You're going to get it if you're in my vicinity.

Yeah, you can't tell who's who at that point. If you look around, you're basically seeing like the covenant. You know what I mean? Like, it's not, it's not people anymore. It's just like you are in rage. You don't even need it. It's not even a shooter necessarily. I would just go around brutalizing you with my hands.

Yeah, because I don't, unless I'm so mad at conjure a gun. I don't know. Yeah. Use conjure gun, like a skyrim spell. You see crackles and sparks and a fucking AR-15 appears. I feel the rage within me just thinking about that happening to me. Right, yeah. I can't imagine if it actually happened.

Someone coming on me would not result in me killing them, but it would result in me like doing something fucked up, like digging under their rib cage and popping one, like grabbing one and yanking it the wrong way. I think I genuinely would, I think I genuinely would ball my hands up like this and hit the ground, I think like I like I genuinely,

I really think really like actually like I think I, I think that might send me over the edge where I start. I would become, I would revert to animal. Yeah. At that point. Yeah. Yeah.

I would probably snarl. Like, Ra. Ra! It's so dumb. I don't know. I don't know. I feel like I've never been come to on,

but like I don't think it would turn me into that fair role of the state of myself. I disagree. I think I think it's too funny. You want to find out now? Yeah, let's test this theory. I think it's too funny. On Wednesday. On Wednesday.

On Wednesday. He walks on the door Then bha That's fucking crazy I think I would get so mad That I would just turn into something else probably You turn it to the sketch You turn to the police sketch

You turn to the police sketch Your eye would drift Immediately All right I don't know man Let's let's get on the questions I guess I don't know

There's not really much to say The fire's really the only thing happening Anything else happened There has to be some shit that's going to sure there is, but it's it's all kind of lost in the sauce. Yeah, agreed. I can't really make heads or tails of anything. There's like, I guess, an earthquake also.

I don't feel it. Yeah, I don't feel it. Like right now? I'm not feeling it. Well, it's trending. I don't know how recent. Earthquake, California. Maybe it's just people talking about like, what if an earthquake happens?

I said that a few days ago. That'd be funny. At that moment, it's like, this is just hilarious. Come on, God. It's enough. Enough. Relax. No.

No, they green lit a gender swapped version of holes. Hollywood must pay. Is that real? That's real, actually, yeah, which is so funny. Their lady. Stanley, what's her name? To be Staniello? Listen, first of all, let me just say something.

I'm sorry, but it's so fun. The idea of having like gender swapped holes is so fucking funny. Is it like all of us? Is it going to be like a, like a, like a, like a chick thing? Like all of them. I guess it's going to be, it's going to be, it's going to be the lady, lady holes. I don't know even know what you call it. Lady holes is awesome.

That is fantastic. I will watch it in its entirety if it's called lady holes. Yeah, lady holes is is good shit, man. I didn't know that. So that's crazy. It is real. That is one of those few movies. though, like, look, I don't, I don't care about holes

really at all. It's like, whatever. But, like, that's one of those movies where, like, I actually think the whole point of it is that it's guys. Like, I don't think, I don't know if you could really have a girl, all girl holes. It also just doesn't make sense, like, Stanley, the character is like, that is a very,

like, women, girls obviously get bullied, but in a very different way. They're not losers like the way Stanley is. And it just, it would it it's not if they're gonna have to change so much they also don't get sent to like i don't know when women get bullied or when women are like outcasts they don't get sent to fucking work camp yeah they don't do that you're gonna take holes girl yeah holes is holes is like a uniquely

like i don't want to say like it's not masculine story necessarily but it's like a particularly it's a male centric kind of story like whatever i don't yeah and then the uh what are they going to do with the the the the the side of like the old shit you know like uh that othello type of relationship that was going on. If you remember the the it's like I haven't I haven't read that book in so long so but I remember there's like a beat like when the when the lake was like actually a thing there was like

a what? Yo this looks fucking what are you looking at? This so there's a so Joe Rogge just posted a photo I'm going to put in the chat here it's a photo of him and Mark Zuckerberg oh because they just of course of course he's he just recently podcasted with him right of course. Dude look at this

Look at this. Like copy paste that into your address window. That is fucking eerie, man. Like, Mark Zuckerberg looks so wrong. He is wrong. He's definitely, he's the only person. He's the only person that like, I believe when people say he's a, like.

A lizard? Yeah. He's the only one because he just doesn't fit. Yeah, he doesn't, like, there's such, like the way that he's, looking at the camera right now is the way that like I felt like when I saw that when I saw it I almost it's like the stories people tell when they see like a like something that's not quite he like a skin walker like a windy like yeah he looks uncanny Valley as himself he looked like I actually

feel like a wax figure of him would look more like a person his eyes freak me out dude he looks he looks at the camera and people like how a reptile looks at food I didn't realize how short he is. A belevelant indifference. It's like, I'll eat you. He's only like 3.11. I mean, he must be, because he's barely over Joe Rogan. And Joe Rogan's what, like 2.9?

Joe Rogan's like 2.5, I think. Based on what I've seen. He's 2 foot, he's 2 foot 5, but I think he's like 59 wide. Yeah, that's it. This is proportionally insane. This is so disgusting, dude. I just get, I'm going, me being an old school Joe Rogan fan listening way back in the day. And then just now having fucking, who wants what?

Okay, whatever, go. I don't, I don't fucking talk into this. It's too, you can't care about it anymore. You want to, you want to jump into questions? Yeah, dude's plow through. them like women. Right, exactly. That's what I was going to say entirely.

Awesome. Ass eater's anonymous, right? He says, hello Derek and Sweeney. Oh, okay. All right. If you could share the melanin equally, would you become light skins and thereby ostracize yourself from real black people

just to grant Chris the N-word pass? No. Why would they do that? First of all, I don't want it. Yeah, you do. I don't care. Yeah, you do. I know you I know you long for it

I know you I know you long for it and you desperately need it if well I could just give it to me I could just say it one day and just like and then you know just say your right wing and then you're good yeah exactly and then no one would care but speech bro

I still have tweets with the soft A up there you know from fucking ages ago no one's no one's brought them up to me which is strange yeah but I'm Like, it's weird that that one girl that made a video on you didn't search your... Yeah, that's what's confusing. I think...

I think the issue is that, like, they would... They see me in what I do and who I'm around. And they feel like... Because I know the people... I know the people who would take issue with that, and it's people who are very white and who are on podcasts that are very white. And people who are in friend circles. that are very white.

And so I just don't think, I don't think it would come across that well. That is one criticism that I do have for a lot of those bread, bread motherfuckers that, yeah, I'm like, they talk about uplifting margin life groups all the time

and they never have like partners, people in their crew. And I'm like, what the fuck? It's so fucking bizarre to me. It's, it's weird because of the fact that like, I don't know.

I, as a like a left fucking leftist you know Lib tardian dude right it's like you're a gay little cucked Libtard and I'm gonna kill you

A little libtardian dude It's like seeing these people like The libtardigans The Liptardigans is crazy But it's like these people are like I don't know I don't know man It's always for me

It's the biggest problem It's the biggest problem That I hate to say this But like It's always like the idea of white women complaining About other people's plight And is somehow involving themselves

and making it worse for everyone else. Like they might have the proper intentions to fix things, but they get involved and it's like, this is so much worse than it was now. Thanks. Thanks for ruining this. Yeah, they did kind of fuck it up. They fuck up everything.

I hate it. In so many ways, like the whole pop, the whole pop politics of like the mid-2010s. It was all like the whole BuzzFeed. They like, without BuzzFeed, like we wouldn't be here.

I swear to you. I really, I really do genuinely think that's true. I think like not BuzzFeed specifically but like the The bus feed has to Yeah All that shit

The wave The wave of BuzzFee MTV 2 Sorry MTV News BuzzFeed I think maybe Jubilee was doing that for a minute What was that AJ or like All this fucking bullshit

They were all doing that shit What happens Yeah So inauthent The Wright did it The Wright played the smartest game Where they let themselves Be the villains

Like societally but then they realized that everybody got mad that cares more is dumb enough to fall for it so it's like yeah they're gonna attack them when they do we'll be there and we'll give them a little hand up and then we got them and then we fucking got them from there on

and that's what happened now we're just this culture war shit is just we're losing people people that are sensible are just fucking losing a fight now yeah I think the villains the villains realize that people are way stupider than they actually thought.

And they're like, oh, cool. Yeah. We don't, we don't, fact checking and any reality doesn't matter at all. I really did think people were a lot. Like, even when I first started, started doing all this. Yeah. Like in 2015, 2014, 2016, 2016. I genuinely did think people were a lot, like, like way smarter than I've come to realize.

Like, sincerely. 1,000% actually. I never did. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of paramedopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN, because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do,

like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man.

Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365.

Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I did because I was just surrounded by people who like, I don't know, like, I feel like, generally speaking, and maybe, I don't know, maybe I'm in a bubble, but I feel like the group that, the group, Kingston, the group that we know is relatively like, level headed. The thing is that we're level headed. One,

we're level headed. Two, we're a very multicultural group. Even in the individuals of us. You know, like pretty much everyone's like multi-cult, multiracial, and that's all of our friends.

Sure. And then three, we were all expats to the place we were. So we all saw the differences in, insanity in the people we were around, you know? Right, yeah. So it's,

it's like, because I, I always thought people were stupid because of the fact the moment I found out about racism. I was like, oh, people are really fucking dumb. Like the moment I understood what that was,

I was the people are stupid. And I've been off of it. Everybody understood that people were stupid, but just not to the level that it's, we, I think like, we were surprised. It was like,

oh, right. And I've said this before, and the reason why I feel like personally I shouldn't be surprised is, you know, I just think that we just don't talk about it enough. It's too ingrained and especially in America that when you think about people's faith, you know, the things that they believe, we kind of forget how insane that shit is. And that's the thing that kind of like, of, of course people are that. Just like, you know, I think people are trying to try not to be disrespectful so they don't talk about it. Because it's so ingrained in society and it's like it's so impolite to trash one's religion. But like if you just dissect it and the people that just believe something like zombies and fucking talking animals and shit, you're like, okay, I forgot about that.

Right. And then it kind of grounds me. And I'm like, yeah, that's that is true. I need to stop skipping over that shit and realize that when people are saying Ivermectin cures everything. I'm like, of course they believe that. Like that's not even that fucking big of a deal when you think about it. In the grand scheme, in the grand scheme of crazy things that people believe, I guess I, yeah, when I took a step back out of like the Christian like surroundings I had and I thought about that, it made me realize how much dumber everyone is. Like when I was like, because when I was younger, I was like, oh, the idea of worshiping like, you know, being like polytheistic, right?

seems weird to you at first because you're simply because you're raised Christian you know it's like multiple a mother multiple yeah it's like oh that seems crazy but then you think about it you're like how is that less crazy than some Jewish fella now I always thought that shit made way more sense like no I I I wish at the moment there's a moment I like I was maybe like 18 I really thought because I was already no longer Christian by that moment but I was like you're just gay

yeah well still but yeah you're just like oh yeah I don't fuck with this religion anymore I just I just just cock I just like man just yeah I just man I I divorce this I would no longer praise God I will only praise males penis yeah yeah that is fucking so insane I fucking I would fuck with that society man if we all just kind of like somehow like say say if Trump just convinced his entire base to be gay you think he could do it because I think I think he could do it I think I think he could yeah i think he can convince the ones that are very gay already and the ones that are think like anyone that is already gay which is probably a lot of them yeah like charlie kirk yeah easy um easy mark like that guy so clearly matt walsh i think is the gayest of them i i in my opinion if trump during a rally was like charlie come up here right now get on your knees and praise my penis and suck it charlie kirk or the fucking loony tunes he'd be like you know when he like one little footsteps in a frame and it's like that somebody's like but da da da whatever, like, shit like that.

Or it should be like that. Floating like, like, the, you know what they're smelling the pie and they're just floating? Yeah, it'd be like like, lo, no, no, no. And it's like the fucking Sonic World thing. And he's like running towards his day. That would be the greatest. Because then it would go all the way around for me to be like, okay, I respect Trump now. I never thought I would ever say that ever in my entire life.

Because even when he was a game show, I didn't get. give a fuck about that guy. He would do game shows. And then if he just was like, oh, yeah, you know what? I'm going to fuck with these people. I know most, like, a lot of these people are homophobic. I'm just going to make them all fuck each other. It's going to be funny.

Dude, I, yeah, I, I want him to really, you got to take it. I don't know, man, you got to take advantage of that. Yeah. You know, you're a cult figure. Like, you have a cult. You have mindless people following you, like fucking toy with them. I don't think he thinks he has a cult. I think he doesn't think it's a cult.

I think he, I think he absolutely, I don't see, the thing with Trump is I don't actually think Trump is necessarily, like, and I've said this for a while. Like, I think Trump by himself is relatively like not really the threat. I think it's more the people who like buy into him. Like I don't really think he even cares about a lot of the shit. He's president because he wants to be president because he doesn't want to go to jail. Right. You know, I don't think he gives a shit that he's going to be president. He's chilling.

Like we just saw the fucking, you, I'm sure you saw the clips yesterday of Jimmy Carter's funeral, right? Yeah. Where they're all just chilling and like Obama and Trump are sitting right next to each other and they're just laughing. And you're just like, you're like, you fucking. It's not Trump that bothers me. It's the people that like refuse to acknowledge that this is a person who is fallible, who is, who can't always be right because it's not how anything works. That's what pisses being. Yeah, I think for me it's always been I don't think Trump is the problem.

I don't think he is also quite smart enough to understand the situations he's in and I think he progresses. I think he's, I think he's very egotistical though. So I think he's like, oh, they think I'm awesome. I think it's like that kind of shit like J. He doesn't even, he doesn't understand what he's even saying or what he does most of the time. I think he's kind of like, well, I think he wants money and idolization. but there's things that he doesn't understand like when he said that he can stand on like Fifth Avenue

and shoot somebody and they still vote for me he understands what he has that was in 2016 he completely understands what he had in and then just like and that is completely true by the way like anybody who tries to argue that that's not true it's like yo you're fucking out of it you are so dumb

they would just like a god what was it a homelander where they did that basically it was like a representation of that it was the same thing literally homelander killed that dude and they're like yeah I'm like it's literally that's exactly what they were signalizing or whatever.

If Matt Gates can fuck teenagers and have all this evidence around him and still have people supporting him, Trump can absolutely kill somebody. Yeah. These people that hate, we protect our kids, except for when Matt Gates is fucking them.

Woo! Yeah. No Gates for Gates. God, fucking Matt Gates looks so fucked up. He looks like he's in Whoville. Have you seen his face? He looks like if a vampire was a ventriloquist dummy was a pedophile.

He looks like what happened What would you call it? What is that? If Dr. Zeus drew Epipar Palpatine, that is what he looks like. It's like this thing that looks insane. A ventrilla pyrofile?

Vintrilo pyrofile. Vamtrile. No, because you got to put pedo in there. Damn, I don't know. I like that, though. Hey, listeners, get on it. A pedophila.

Get on it. Get on it. Get on. All right, let's move on. Let's get some other questions in here. The Anti-Defamation League defames the Defamation League wrote in. He says, greetings, seething filth. Maybe I'm just retarded, but did you ever get curious? Do you all get enough, do you all ever get curious enough to stick your DS Silas down your ureth when you were watching porn on the DS browser?

You could do that on a DS browser? I don't know if, um, I don't know if this person's serious. I know they're not serious about the whole urethro sound. You don't know that, man. You don't know that, man. You know, sounding's like a thing. I know it's a thing. That's what I mean.

Like, it's, like, to me, it shouldn't be a thing, but it is. So why wouldn't this person stick their fucking stylus down there? Or he says that and this is, or was I caught in this weird era where that would have even crossed my mind at the same time as I had a DS? I don't know, man. I will say I've never done that I even know you can watch porn of the DS That's my thing That's where I'm at

Did the DS have a browser? I don't even remember that I don't think it did Wow Maybe the DS I had one The DS I have a DS right now The normal Nintendo DS Like the default one

The one that came out like at launch I don't remember having a browser I have a DS light right now Yeah I couldn't tell you I have Wait let me see Yeah I don't have any Any of my old portables

So this one shout out to the the kid that left it at the car wash, you know, my friend, my friend gave this to me because this kid, he's like, oh, yeah, I think this kid left his DS and I was like, dude, that's fucked up, but I'll take it. Open the browser. There's no browser. There's no browser. Open it and open it. What game you got in there?

You got any game? You got anything in there? There's Pokemon Sapphire. Sapphire. I got, uh, hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn

Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN, because there are. are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise.

Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm.

That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Link's Awakening Hey, nice I got a few gems That's a great one I don't know I really loved it the DS

It is so small now Which is crazy to me My hand is so much bigger than it Well I remember that the original DS was pretty chunky And I remember liking I remember liking the chonkiness of it I got some fire you're not ready for it The fuck is in here

What is it gonna be It's gonna be more Digimon porn No no I got a fire ready ready for this What is it? Oh, I have that. Legacy of Goku, Legacy Goku, too. I have that,

I have that on my CRT TV right now. I'm sure how old I am. So I bought a, I bought a cassette. It can convert cassettes to MP3 because I have a wealth of bullshit. Oh, nice. Fucking music skits.

Like this was from a, uh, fucking church. like some some church music thing and of course I recorded over it real fast and then just put a bunch of wait wait so is is that all just like uh cassettes that you you record yeah all throughout look I would say as early as seventh grade maybe so uh 2000 2000 2001 uh and it's just a bunch of bullshit either fucking around with my friends or uh some mix tapes right because we were still we were making the mix tapes I recorded the radio and then um

Because CDs weren't used for that yet. People weren't like fucking with them. We were just barely starting to burn disc. Yeah, yeah. But like nobody was really recording music on them or anything like that. We weren't nobody had no one I knew had any like pro tools or anything like that. So nobody was fucking like making some real shit and throwing it on a disc yet. So we were still using cassettes.

And I'm like, I got to go through all this bullshit and see if there's any gold. If there's anything really fucking weird, I'll probably just. throw it in the podcast just at the end for shit like hey that's kind of cool yeah i i only had they're like they were like they were like they were called like mini mini dvs you know those things are like kind of like really tiny uh camcorder cass oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah um and i filmed so many like youtube youtube videos on those before youtube was a thing like just for me and so like i'm just like damn there's like probably so much old, like ancient content

that like I just don't know how to I'm sure there's like a really easy way to convert MIDI DV to you know. Right. What is it? I remember doing that in college actually like because we recorded on like certain cassettes and the editing room had like a digital, a digitization station or whatever the fuck they called it.

Yeah, I bet they have something really cheap on Amazon man. That sounds crazy. Yeah. But I got to find those cassettes. That'll be interesting. I wonder what the fuck is on. probably really cringe-inducing fucking shit.

Yeah. I never had the cassette thing. I never did anything cassette words. I started burning stuff when I was younger, maybe like a, like,

maybe third grades. The first time I burned like fucking like maybe like 18 terabytes of pornography. And I'm like, that's it. I was selling it to kids. Dude,

I had, I had a CD sleeve. That era too. I had a CD sleeve. I had a CD sleeve of custom CDs for my drives in like high school, you know, or like in college,

even. like I had, because I didn't have, I had a Corolla from 2004 that didn't have an ox. It just had like, if I wanted to listen to anything on my phone, I had to get that tape deck thing. Yeah. And that, and that thing would break every like two months. They were shoddy as fuck. Dude, I would always, I would, I literally got a new one every few months. Like, it was like a, yeah.

It was almost like a subscribe. It was almost like I was paying a subscription service to this thing. But, uh, I had so many like custom CDs. burned onto them because that was the only way that I could listen to music. That was what we listened to on the drive from New York to Los Angeles when me and Jalen first move

because his car was way older than mine and he didn't have an ox either. Yeah. So I just burned a bunch of things on a bunch of CDs. That's crazy because it was like 2015. That's wild that you all didn't have like I mean you got you

the little gap that we have it would feel like y'all should have cars at least have CDs drives in them. That's crazy. I know. Well, we did have CD drives, but like I, so that's the thing.

It's like, I, we burn the CDs and so that, we would have a bunch of CDs. Okay, I got you. Okay, my mind.

But our phones were useless. Yeah, you couldn't use it. Okay, I got you. I got you. Yeah. Okay,

that's, yeah, that's fair. Most of them didn't have the, the ox outlet. Yeah, that's true. But I will say,

listen, man, I have never once, as, to my knowledge, I've never stuck the DS stylus down my elythra. Yeah. One time,

my old ones, I tried to, I got bubbles. For some reason, I got bubbles on the charging port. And instead of just leaving it being, intensively of a charge or not, I put it in a microwave to dry it for some reason.

And it just blew up my microwave and I got in so much trouble. Wait, what'd you do? I put a DS in a microwave. No, you didn't. Okay. You really were a stupid kid.

you put electronic you put electronic device was more of a teen young teen no you didn't that you're okay this can't be real i don't believe you at all 11 12 a fucking you do that wouldn't for what purpose again what it's a really stupid story uh my niece and me were playing my ds for some reason and i think something got on like bubbles for some reason got on it bubbles what the fuck are you talking about like bubble mixed like bubble mixture got on it. Sure.

On the charging port. And I was like, oh, what do I do? I'll try it by putting it inside. No, you didn't. This is not a joke. It's not a fake thing at all.

Are you serious? Are you like actually being for real? Not joking at all. Wait, so, hold on. Did you use the microwave to dry things prior to that? No.

No. Then what? I could have just checked. Like the moment I did it And I saw the problem go on. Like the moment I pressed on the microwave, a level of clarity came over. He was like,

wait a minute. I've put forks in the microwave before it. It made a quite of explosive situation. What's going to happen here? You also put for it in the microwave? Yeah, well, but the forked me was really,

really young because I remember the first time I used the microwave, I was like maybe like seven. Mm. Because I did it have, we had like a toaster office. Just like that amount. No one ever told you not to put metal in it?

Um, I never had a conversation about it. Yeah. But I was also really, I was a really small at that moment. I was by myself, obviously, because that's... I was consistently alone. So I was just like, all right.

We're going to do this. I'm so careful about that. I've never had an experience like that. I've never, like, put anything in the microwave and had it... I've never put something somewhere that it shouldn't be and had it, like, explode on me. But even, like, me, I'm like... I'm really, like, sometimes I'll...

I'll be like, is this plate safe? Mm. And it's just ceramic. It should, like, it should be fine, you know? But I'm so, like, nervous. that anything I do will explode the place that I live. One of my friends put an aerosol can in an oven. And I was like, what the fuck are you doing, dude?

One thing I did do. Even I was like, yo, take that out. One thing I did do when I was like 12 or something was that I did put like an empty plastic Coke bottle in the oven. Why? So, and I left it in there by accident. because it was for like a sketch I can't remember it was like some stupid video that I was doing and then I forgot

to take it out and then I left it in there and then my dad preheated the oven oh my god and it was just this shriveled fucking plastic mass that was just caught catching fire in the oven and he was like Chris what the fuck is this and I was like oh yeah

sorry I forgot I definitely thought setting like plastic things on fire are funny like plastic forks because the way they would drip they would like melt in fall and like clouds of pot. I thought that was insane. Yeah. So I've taken a plastic fork on a burner. That's, that's fascinating. Like just seeing it like, yeah, yeah, get all flaccid. So that's fascinating. But

anything that would be like an immense amount of danger. Like say, I would even have, if I was going to fuck with fire at all, the sink would have water in it or something. Like if I was in the kitchen, just a, oh yeah, just a, just a pre-cautionary. the one day where you're the water is fucking gasoline full of gas I use gas my bad

you set a fucking fire you're like all right that's enough for now you go and you ignite the whole room yeah I didn't fuck around that much man I just I didn't want to feel the wrath of my mom you know as just just she was too you know she was fair but then also she would like

turn into fucking fucking ivy from Soul caliber and whipped that shit out of me if I, you know, so I just like, I would just try to behave, you know, mostly. Just getting whipped to death. You're getting whipped. You're not getting beat. You're legitimately getting whipped by your mother.

Like a fucking property, a plantation property. It drags me with throats and you're right. After she finishes beating you senselessly. That's what it felt like. It felt like at one time she like would be like really bad and like you know fucking i'm like bleeding right and then she's like oh do you need uh do you need a bandage or something like i'm like don't fucking don't do that the worst is getting bapausen they try to play pro apologize like you fuck oh my god my grandmother she only beat me

like maybe three times in my life yeah because of the fact that like i think i think i needed them i got punished a fuck time but i never got really beat by my grandma yeah i got slapped in my mouth time because I said something really stupid to her. Because I remember there's one time I was like, I left my, I left my key at home. I was going to be like, see, this last time I got my grandmother put her hands on me ever. And I just, I think she just like, dumb. I think she just like proved she was big dogs and me very much time at that moment. I was like, I had to wait outside to like maybe like nine o'clock.

And I had like a ton of homework and I had to dad that was due the next day. And I was fucking stressed out from like basil pipe or something like that. And hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman. and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter.

In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN, YN,

because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that can kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health.

Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm.

That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $1.20 million is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. Actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow.

Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, Thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. She came home and she was like, I'm sorry, Kingston. Like, my apologies. You know, you should have brought your key.

And I was like, yeah, it was fucking easy for you to say that. I said something like, I said fucking cursing for some fucking reason. And she just like backhanded the fuck out of me. And I was like, bam. I got hit and I just went upstairs. I just went into my room. And I was just like, oh, damn, bro, I guess. I was also way.

My grandma was a fucking. she's the typical Puerto Rican old grandma height like maybe five maybe five three like maybe five three reached all the way up and I was just like

oh okay and then my cousin came home the weekend from college and made fun of me all weekend and I was like dang dude getting hit yeah that's what happened that's how your siblings are your brother never laughed at you when you're getting your ass beat.

You never looked across the room and like that I definitely. Probably. I mean, I'm probably. My brother is, he's an interesting character. So I'm sure he reveled in,

uh, me getting beat. But I didn't get beaten often. It wasn't like some chronic. It was very seldom. It was very, very few and far between because I didn't fuck around that much. I think it was just when I just did stupid shit.

Like I'm pretty sure when I scratched the tits off of a, the Barbie at my school. Like when I, I'm sure I got. got whoop for that because that was just stupid. That was just one of my dumbass moments for what it was funny. And then you're like,

why did I do that? I destroyed the school property. So dumb. Man, fuck Barbie. And fuck Barbie all day. Bitch ass nigga, man. Like,

but I don't know. There's something about just saying like, I just wish you guys could see what I saw. It's like just seeing like this Barbie doll with like these like groove marks of like scrapes and like no tits. It's so funny. Hey. That is truly fucking savage imagery.

That was good. It matched her pussy because, you know, they didn't have one. So it was like, I just wanted her to match. That is so fucking insane. So thick God rodin says, bonjour fucktards. If you were given a time machine and were able to travel to biblical times, what events or people would you interact with?

They can either, they can be either the real, world events or the cult fan fict we received. I would definitely want to, I would want to go to the last supper. That's probably the one everybody chooses. I want to see the burning bush, though. Oh, yeah. That's a good one. Oh, Moses, you bitch.

It's just literally, he's just tweaking and he's like, oh, that's poor guy's on. He found ketamine back then. He had fucking lean, bro. He's just chilling with the cup. Where the fuck did you get this from? A styrofoam cup, a Dickey's cup. A Dickie's a Dixie? Dixie.

Yeah. Dickey's the pants. Yeah. I wanted Dickie's windbreaker. I was actually looking for one. Anyway. Yeah, but I guess it's possible because it's God. You can give you a fucking, you can give you a cup, like a Dixie cup with some

fucking lean in it. Some walkie. The solo cups. I think. do you think maybe the crucifixion also because like I do think like it's depicted as like this very kind of like

it's obviously a very brutal thing but like there's always so much dignity in the way that Jesus is portrayed like he like he's like you know it's like and he's like forgive them they know not what they do

but I feel like if I went back and saw it I feel like he'd be like it'd be like fucking it would be probably more whiny than anything. I feel like he was in such bad shape, maybe not, you know? Like, based on the way to describe Feller, like, he's on his way out before that is happening. Do you think it's at a certain, do you think at a certain point during the crucifixion,

like they stabbed him a little bit? And he was like, ah, Jesus Christ. I, do you think he said, do you think he said father? Yeah, yeah, you said Jesus Christ and then me, the son of God, out. He said that. Yeah. And then somebody else was like, I like that. That's fire.

Somebody watching was like, I think I'm going to say that whatever. I'm going to say it from now on. This guy, every time I think about that guy, I'm reminded of getting like hurt. So I think I was going to say it. You ever see that episode of South Park where they're,

uh, everyone's seeing the passion of the Christ and the way the, the screams that it is, I remember going to school the next day. My friend's laughing about, because the way that they make him scream is so fucking. funny because it is it sounds like a fucking it sounds like he's insane like he's so savage i can't i can't properly describe how funny because he it is such a it's so funny i don't remember

it's one of my it's probably one of my favorite moments from that fucking show is it when is it when they're watching the passion of christ so you'll hear him being tortured and his screams are they're so ridiculous. They're so loud and like jarring it away. It's so violent. It sounds like it's like disrespectful really is the best

word I can use. I wonder if I could find it. South Park. It's South Park Kyle watches the passion. Oh yeah, yeah. It's when it becomes Christian, right? I'm listening to it right now. It's so fucking insane. Like, I can't even do it, though.

There's one more he goes, ah, ha, ha, ha, ha! No, no. Kyle's vomiting on himself. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That is insane. I don't remember this at all.

It's early South Park. That's why. This is like, this is the era where if you, like, you had to be around to watch it. That's so funny to me. Oh, yeah. Yeah,

Trey Parker, oh, mad, Tray Parker's fucking, scroomy like an asshole. What a fun job. Yeah, just go into booth and screen. Oh, my God. All right. Yeah, I don't know. I think those would be the ones. Dude, that movie is so insane.

Or there's just them abusing this dude for hours. Just fucking hooks, dude, just fucking body. They're going to make a second one. I just saw that, yeah. And I'm like, if it's not. not a revenge plot if it's not fucking like you know a tactical a action movie thriller with him

assassinating everybody I'm not interested I hope it's a musical Christ does they do yeah I think it'll be good what is this I work for a medical what the fuck is this I guess hmm

all right Frank and Tubeby wrote in or Frank and Tubby he says hello retro retards I work for a I work for a medical equipment delivery service. And on occasions, we'll get gifts from the patients. Today I got the biggest score that I think anybody our department has gotten that's an original Xbox 360 with two copies of Halo 4 and the Black Offs trilogy. My question is, what is the best gift of a stranger is given to you?

A stranger? I don't think I've ever gotten a gift from a stranger. A stranger. You ever gotten a stranger? Wait, you can't wait. Strangers self-inflicted, never mind. You know what strangers, guys? Is that when you like you sit on your hand or something?

Yeah. Yeah. So you can't get a stranger from a stranger, so never mind. Yeah. I got jacked off by a stranger. That's what I was trying to say. Yeah. What have I gone from a stranger?

I don't. A gift from a stranger. I don't think I've ever, I don't even think that applies. Well, I guess, well, technically, uh, I guess the steam deck. Because that was sent by a listener of the show who I, who I don't, I don't know, reached out to me. Uh, after I talked, after I talked, after. I express interest in maybe looking into it, sent it to me free of charge

that kind of makes it a gift. And it is a stranger. I don't know him. That is a good point. Very true. But before content creation, I can't remember. Yeah, nothing is coming to my mind.

Maybe there was something, but nothing immediately coming up. It would have to be a scenario like Chris said. I mean, technically the Steam Deck thing happened when I, when I mentioned it. too from um but also that guy i wonder if he also wanted to see me suffer because he's the one that bought me the vill guard when i facetiously was like oh yeah i'll play it if someone buys it and i

i i was i was joking and i was just like oh oh i guess i will play it well you got a good uh a good 80 hours of of game yeah you got a fantastic experience and a steam deck dude you should be fucking not complaining my brother actually just texted me about uh i guess he play the Villegarde and then he just told me about his experience and he gave it a six out of ten and I was like that's very generous. Six is a very generous score but

I mean but I guess it kind of makes sense at least because it's a competent it's complicated right but it's no worse look I from from maybe a Dragon Age perspective it's probably worse but I do think it's like a video game it's probably fine yeah so I do that's fair

I guess if you're if you're taking on my friend is trying to defend it over New Year's was like trying not to put my hand. That was, that was interesting. That was, I was, I actually, I wanted, I wanted to hear them out a little bit more. But, uh, no. I, it was, I was, because I was more like, I just more want to hear, because I, I, I've listened to a handful of reviews of people who really like the game. Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman.

And I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents

can help manage their kids' fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead,

then maybe a fever Reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to, mom, dad, I'm not feeling well. I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child, then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Here are the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today?

It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law,

from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. And I haven't found anything that was compelling to. me that I'm like, oh yeah, I see it's to me and I'm just like, I don't understand and I feel stupid saying this because I'm not trying to gate keep Dragon Age, but I'm like,

I don't understand why you like Dragon Age because if you really like Dragon Age, I don't understand why you like this game. That's basically where I'm confused. It's confusing to me. Like, if you really appreciated origins, I don't understand why you had a good experience with this game.

It's confusing to me. I can't respect anyone I likes that game, for real. I can't respect you I can't give you I can't give you the leeway to try to explain it to me because you liking that game means you're trash to me already

Jesus Christ I mean that honestly I mean it for real there's like not a joke in my mind there's not like a ha he he does it the law so meme I mean that for real if you like that game

you are less worth the air you breathe and fair I guess I don't care it's very not fair That's not fair at all. That's okay. I don't care who is who. I do not care who is a dragon.

Did I do not care. I do not care the way they look and their heads are so big. I do not care. I think he would. He probably would enjoy that game. He probably is that game. He's that. J.J.

J.F. Carapay or Gerepe or Gerepe or Gapie or whatever the fucking. I think it's gape. Yeah, I think it's gapey. Grapey gapey. Grapey gap. I don't remember his fucking babe. That wife's still missing, man. She's missing.

You know? And the cops are on his ass. Oh, are they really? Is there an update today? Yeah. So he's moved out of his province. I forgot where he lived, Prince Edward or whatever the fuck he was at.

And the RMCP were on his ass. He claims, I don't know if I believe him, but he claims that the SWAT team was after him came to his mom's house looking for him, but he evaded or some shit. I think he's probably like making up some exaggerated shit. Some people say the way that things work in Canada that if there is a like a warrant,

you can't just publicly get that information. I don't know if that's true or not. I heard somebody say that because we're looking to see if there was a warrant for him because he's saying that they're trying to get them right now. So he's in an undisclosed location, but he's still streaming. So I'm like, if he's streaming, they know where the fuck you are, dude. So I don't know how true everything he's saying, but he is saying that he moved

and that they and he's using language now that she's dead or body. They're not looking for the body. He's been doing some sort of like Freudian slips to where before he was saying, oh, she's fucking like 007. She's like 0-07. Very evasive and she could be whatever she wants.

She could be in fucking Paris right now. She can be like, yeah, like, yeah, that fucking potato is is fucking like a spy. Fuck off. Like so. And then, yeah, so.

Potato. She's dead as shit and has been dead for a long time. Uh, he cleaned his apartment thoroughly. He redid his walls and is flooring at a week after she went missing. Uh, she's, yeah.

And, yeah, he's clearly a murderer, allegedly. Yeah. Uh, allegedly. Allegedly.

I've, bro, it's, it's, it's, I'm just waiting. I think, I think, I think, I think he allegedly killed this woman. Allegedly. Yeah, I, I, I, I, he definitely killed her allegedly. Allegedly. He definitely, definitely, without a fucking doubt, allegedly killed her. Yeah, most, he definitely, potentially, definitely absolutely might have for sure killed her. Yeah, allegedly.

Yeah, allegedly. In fact. In fact. Oh, man. It's funny, but like really not, you know? Like, it's like, it's really funny. I mean, it's crazy. It's, it's, it's insane that it's gone on this long and there's been no fucking,

it's been a fucking long ass time. It's been well over a year and it feels insane to me, well, anyone who's been paying attention to it that I just, we just don't know how things work in Canada because there just seems to be no real genuine interest in because you know, once somebody goes missing, it's so important to find them almost immediately. Yeah, quickly. Because just a couple of days after, you're fucked essentially,

the statistically. And so it's like social media is so powerful, and this person is online. Let's do a press conference to do anything to put the word out to have these autistic people help find some information. And they did nothing. And I'm just like, I don't get it. What is this?

I emailed this guy that wrote an article about the RMC, finding shit. I wrote the, the journalist and said, how the fuck do things work over there? He gave me this, like, wishy-washy answer that was, like,

very unsatisfactory. Because I was like, why isn't there any press conference or anything? He's like, well, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, all right.

Well, I guess you guys just don't care. That's fine. It's not fine, but it's just, okay, I guess. It is just what it is. Yeah, I mean, like,

so if anybody's curious, they might be jumping in. We haven't, we haven't talked about this in a long time. If you're curious about it, you could look up John Francois

Garripe, but a better search trend would probably be Mama J. Yeah, Mama J.F. So, uh, yeah, Mama J.F missing. Mama J.F. Read all about it. Shadow Rome. Uh, ink.

Yeah. Not be found. Body found under Hill. She's chilling with Kwanchee right now, dude. She was fucking. Your soul. All right. Colons are red violets.

His blue rodids. Uh, sorry. You could sleep. Do you think Wolfenstein might be slightly anti-Semitic? The basis of the Nazis winning in it is that they stole secret Jew magic. Or am I just reading too far into it? Well, of course.

Well, the kind of magic is there. I actually don't know anything about Wolfenstein, even though I have like, I have, wait. All of them, literally. I actually have, though the funny thing is I only have Wolfensstein too for some fucking reason. Oh, of the new ones? Yeah, the new ones. Right. With the girls?

That's the new Colossus. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Because I think the New Order was the first one. And then the new Colossus. The one with the girls was Youngblood. Yeah. Was that like a DLC or something or standalone?

It was like a standalone kind of spin. Dude, I hated that game. That was one of the few games that I made a video on. Because I was like, how do you make something like this? Was it that bad? Yeah, you were in it. You remember? Like, it was like, we did the, uh, because it had that weird like thumbs up

mechanic between the girls. And it was like, good job. Good job, stupid. And it's just like, it's just like, it was so bad. I remember that shit. That was a terrible fucking video game, genuinely. So unfortunate. But, uh, I mean, I don't know, man.

Machine, they did, they ended up making Indiana Jones and that game's fucking killer. So might have just been like a fluke. Yeah. I am so, in fact, I'm fine,

I'm fine in fact. Dude, I'm so excited about doom the dark ages. I can't even, I can't even tell you. Once I realized that like the new year happened and I was like, oh, it's a doom year. It's a doom year.

Like, Doom typically comes out for some reason around elections. I don't know why that's the case. But that's just tend to be, that tends to have been, yeah, it tends to work out that way. Like 2016 was Doom, 2016. Doom Eternal was like 2020. It was like right around the pandemic. And then obviously 2025 is going to be like probably a few months after the inauguration. So it's, it's very weird.

But I'm stoked. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. What do we want to do? Yeah, so I don't know. I don't think it's... I don't know.

I don't know anything about Wolfensstein's story, really. I kind of just play it to kill Nazis. I don't even really... I play it to kill Nazis and to see the performances of them. Like, uh, the Hitler in the second game where he, like, shoots that guy from Arizona. Like, there's like a scene where Hitler's old and he's on Mars. It's fucking crazy. That's awesome.

It's fucking insane. The game's fucking insane. It's so cool. But, like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's on. on Mars and he's trying to, he's trying to, like, direct a movie about his life or something. And so he's, like, having casting calls on Mars. It's fucking so psychotic. And then this guy goes up there to try out.

And it's just Hitler in like a, almost like a Hugh Hefner jacket. And he's like old and crippling. He's got a cane. That is so crazy. And he's doing a casting call. And this guy, he's like trying to play. I don't know who he's trying to play if it's like a young Hitler or somebody else. But he's like, oh, I'm such a big fan.

And he gets suspicious of him. And he goes like, and Hitler's freaking out. he's like old and his eyes are like fucking bugging out he's like and you then and you then and he's like no sir i'm from i'm from arizona and then he just and he just like shoots him in the head and he's like and it unloads a gun into it that scene is so good it's unreal how good the scenes in the wolfens night are it's so animated i love it it's so like silly animated like what is happening right now type of things i love it yeah yeah that game is great Couldn't tell you the first thing about it, but it's a really good action.

I would say, yeah, it's probably anti-Semitic. Yeah, maybe. I don't know. It's Jew magic. No. I don't think it's too bad. I feel like that's a, I feel like that's probably more of it,

just an anti-Semitic read on what happened. Because I feel like I'm pretty sure it's alien. I'm pretty sure it's alien technology and not Jew magic. But I could be, I don't know, I could be mistaken. I'm not an expert on Wolfenstein at all. Let's see. Transfrem with trash taste, Roden. He says, hello, my three favorite minorities. As a longtime Warhammer fan, I find it hard to recommend the franchise since the majority of the community is Nazis.

What franchises do you think, do you like but hate the community? Oh, God. I can't go on for hours. I can't. I, it's a more challenging question would be, what do you, what is, something that is big that you like that the community doesn't ruin it. Yeah, that is that. Yeah, it's fair. Everything I love the communities. I like,

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And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just have a stomachache every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication.

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is a America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north,

probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Being a fan of anything that has existed more than like maybe 10 years, the community will suck eventually because it'll shift past the point where what you enjoy about it and what it is will change. know well i gotta say the simpsons community is still solid that's the only thing that i uh like forums uh the pages that i follow the shit posting all that like everybody's chill

for the most part it's overwhelmingly positive overwhelmingly people just sharing bullshit and uh that's pretty much it everything else i actually do feel like you said chris there's the fandoms just become toxic and shit it's the nature of the beast man yeah that's just what happens they just become toxic you can't help it. I love Star Wars. Star Wars' fandom is horrible. It's terrible and it's simply because of the fact that it's gone on for so long

and it means too much to 10 different people. I mean, it's freaking Halo. Halo has just existed for too long. So now what I like about it and what someone else likes about it are two different things. You know, and it's like, this isn't right.

This is right. That's dumb. And it's like you're at a loss no matter what you do. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. It's, it just seems like.

a race to the bottom in most in most situations what do you think is the worst yes the worst oh my god probably probably religion no no seriously I guess

I the worst one is a is a big ask it's a big conversation I would say probably I gotta say anime man I got to say anime man I got to say anime Anime really says.

Anime is a pretty big one. Do you like anime all that much, though? Not now. Anime is a pretty big one. Yeah, that, that, yeah. They're pretty. There's, and I respect anime and I like it. And, like, there's things like that it, there's avenues of it that I, I really like, like the Miyazaki films and then things like that.

And, uh, obviously, DBC and I even liked early Naruto before it got fucking stupid. but it's I don't know man every time I see an anime profile picture I'm like oh like it like it immediately like my opinion of that person is immediately immediately damaged the point you know what I mean yeah I don't know I feel like no matter what no like they could they could agree with me and I still I I they could parrot my exact talking points but if I see that their fucking profiles an anime picture like it I I don't feel good about this I feel guilty about saying

this but I immediately feel like that is a less her being. The moment, the moment, the moment, the moment, the moment a woman brings up astronomy, astrology, I don't respect them. I thought to say astronomy is dope. Like the moment they bring up astrology, like the moment, the moment I like them less. It's crazy. Yeah.

You can't escape that, though. Yeah. Oh, I can. I wouldn't be with my wife if she was some fucking astrology chick. She's from a country that they're not even aware of the stars yet. That's true. her country's still worrying about the fucking potato famine you know like what the fuck yeah they're still trying to worry they're still worrying about shrek attacks yeah that is for that is true monthly

shrek attacks really take it the actually thing is i feel like they should well they're they're the primitive nature would they probably would be more into the stars wouldn't they so that's like some old pagan as bullshit right but they don't even look up or they haven't even discovered sky yet yeah they haven't looked they haven't looked up they haven't looked up up yet. They're still like... They just know, they just know that at some point the ground gets bright and that at some point the ground gets dead and dark.

They don't really, they haven't looked up yet. They don't know what. They haven't seen the sun. That is so fucking sad. That's like one of those two-dimensional beings. You know, have you ever looked at those, those videos trying to explain what it's like to be a two-dimensional being and how we can't conceptualize it because it's insane?

Yeah, like the second, like from a three-dimensional perspective like if a bird from the 3D perspective of a 2D object like if a bird lands in front of you the second it flies away it just vanishes and you like you can't conceptualize it because it's no longer directly in front of you on the ground

like that is almost like that's what it's like being not worth trying to understand because to a to a 2D creature a 3D creature is like literally a god right so it's just like I can't even

whatever you know it's like one of those words like whatever dude so what yeah yeah you completely manipulate the world around me like i have oh jurisdiction right now here's a fun one i love i love it when this this happens uh jelkel queer jelkel queer solid two bums of verily nice rode in says hi fart tank i just beat mass effect for the first time after listening to you guys and my and my girlfriend recommend it nonstop you got a good girlfriend there uh amazing game, and I'm excited to start too, but I have a burning question. The council is an international allegory for real world government inefficiency, right?

I hated that I was constantly being gasoline to thinking Saren and the Reapers wouldn't be a problem when you can take one look at him with his wires and shit hanging out and realize he's not okay. I hope you guys and your loved ones are safe from the fires. Cheers. Thank you. It's really true. Like the whole time, you're like, this guy's yoint. It's definitely, it's, well, it's a trope. It's a trope that, like it's, uh, you're, that one per, you were right all along. These, the people, the powers that be are not taking this threat seriously.

And it did now it's too late. You know, it's a, it's supposed to be frustrating, uh, especially because, like, like we everybody on this earth that isn't an elite fucking hates like politics and hate like these political figures that are so incompetent and you just want to tear them apart so it's just a they're great they they do their job extremely well um yeah it should be noted i do think i do think there is a little bit of flare in the interpretation of what's going on on screen whenever you're playing a video game or whenever Like when you're

Like when you're in like an open world Like when you're in Skyrim for example Right and you go to White Run And you're supposed to believe that it's a city Right A sprawling city But it's like Three acres

Yeah You know That's it's not White Run as it exists in the game Isn't literally the city of White Run As it exists in Skyrim It is an ostensibly a representation

of what that city is to a hero moving through it. It's almost like how you would cut a scene from a movie if it was just like a character walking from one room to the other because it's just like

it's not important. You understand that the character gets there. You don't need to see it. And for that reason, you need to be in the city of White Run for the game to happen, but you don't need to see like the stretches of, you know,

nothing. A pasture, you know? Right, yeah. So, this idea of that. It's like Spider-Man movie through New York, you know? It's like, Spider-Rub movie through New York in a video game, the motherfucker can move at breakneck speeds, you know?

Why is he moving at such a snail's pace? Well, it's because of the fact that we don't really care to see that. Well, the thing I will say, there's a, that exists in character, in character designs as well. Like, I don't think literally in the world of Mass Effect that Sarin is speaking, like a fucking obvious villain from the perspective

of the other council members. He probably sounds like a level-headed, but to you because you're the hero who's supposed to oppose him, he's supposed to sound smug and irritating. And so that's how they're going to portray him. Well, I don't, because like, in, from their perspective, Sarin's

is the shit. And so I think the way that he was even, say when you have evidence against him and you're trying to, or at least when, it's actually kind of pre-evidence, really. Like, and you're trying to confront him and he's being a cunt. And I feel like, well, it all kind of makes sense because he's like, how dare you?

And they're also like, sorry, Sarah. And we know you're the goat, but we have to, we're going to address this. And then of course, they're taking his side. And even though he does seem villainous, but it's also, I'm like, well, yeah, I, if I were, if, if I was, let's just say, for example, if someone accused me of some shit like that and I didn't, you know, do, I would be, I would be pretty hot. too and I feel like yeah yeah there's there's the dramatic

irony of it too it's like you're aware that you're right but like only you're aware that you're yeah exactly it's like like I don't know if you guys saw nosferatu nah but like there's a there's a character there's a character that movie who'd like obviously that movie's about a vampire causing all sorts of havoc and everybody's like everybody's trying to tell this guy like it's a vampire you know obviously and the guy's like what the fuck are you talking

about it's a plague and everybody in the everybody who's like watching is like you're so stupid there's obviously a vampire but like no in universe it's it's very obviously not a vampire like why would you but why would you believe that it's a vampire right there's stuff like that people not being able to have the context to read the situation they're viewing because they're not fucking people are not bright for some reason what it's like clearly clearly clearly if you play the other predicament where you've lived on regular earth and it's like and it's In a world where you can't look up shit. He doesn't, he's probably never seen someone a different color from him, you know? How do you expect him to believe in his mind and heart that vampires exist? It's like, no. Well, especially because people don't believe that shit right now. And we have a shit that's way more closely aligned to what could seem magical in the world now, you know?

People don't believe in vaccines right now, you know? Like, it's like clearly. him being like, that's a vampire. And him being like, you're out of your mind. It's valid. No, but I love it because like everybody hates that character in that movie. And I'm just like, bro, he's being totally reasonable. Like, it's like...

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Austin, whatever his name is? What are you talking about? The husband, right? The husband's best friend, right? Yeah, Aaron Taylor Johnson Yeah, uh, kick ass Crazy He was kickass, I forgot So essentially the, he's like a skeptic

Is that, is that what he is? Well, sensibly so, yeah, he's, he's a skeptic, but he's also the only person in the movie that is a skeptic. Like everybody else seems to be pretty on board with the fact like this is clearly a supernatural threat And so like he seems he seems unreasonable, but ever like from from the perspective of like in universe, like everybody else seems insane. Like William Defoe is like, oh, you're clearly dealing with a demon. And it's like, huh? Based off of what? No.

Based off of like, I don't know. The goings on. Like was there? Duk, keep up. Like so is it? I need to see the movie. I just need to see it.

I want to go. Yeah, yeah. It's good. It's very good. I do like it. I haven't, I haven't seen.

Spider-Man. Yeah, I'll see anything with Willem Defoe in it. It's, to be honest. He's causing all the problems. It's spider. Get me pictures of Nosferatu now. J.K.

Simmons, getting pictures, demanding photographs of Nosephratu. Him licking his fingers. We say grace first. Can Nosephrates Can Nosephrates say grace? How would that work? I don't know. I don't know.

I can't even be connected to actualize. What the fuck Nospiratu saying graces? You know, like it's... Yeah. We thank you for this. Like, that's be crazy. I can't even fucking imagine. These are rewards of my old people.

I am Nose Nogorato. Nose Nogratu. Nogh-Va and shit. Nause, Fintz. I don't know. It's me, Count Fentanyl. Yeah, that's, damn, dude.

Is that the cereal? Is that like, they got like, the Count Choccula, like Count Fintula. My mind went to so many different. You said, like, is that the serial? I imagined, like, old actions, like, old movie series.

Like, like, like, like, uh, like the Indiana Jones, like, like, like the fact that, like, that's like a serial. You've been in, uh, Burbank too long, dude. I know. Yeah, you got movie, you got movie brain. I do have movie brain. I, I want to see more movies this year, actually. Like, like, that was like a thing that I want to actively do. Because I keep watching the same movies over and over again.

It's always like, it's always. Topic Thunder, hot fuzz, Spider-Man 2, and fucking, I don't even know, like naked gun or something. It's just like always that. And every time I want to see something else, I'll put it on for a little bit. And I'm like, I can't pay attention to this. I can't do this right now. I can't do this right now. Jarvis, jerk me off.

I love those memes. I love those memes. Jarvis, blow this Asian horror up. Jarvis, um, donate, um, send $5 billion to Israel right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You saw that, right? That, uh, a little sneak. What?

He dissent might, he, bad dissent might Israel. Who, Ben or Fred? Biden. Oh. California's on fire.

I was saying, what the fuck? What the fuck? Why did Ben said buddy to Israel? That would be crazy because Ben is so not that kind of character. What is the strong is it? Or so you thought. That's true.

Or so you believed. Do you believe? Your ignorance and splendor, you believe that you surpassed me. Okay, here's a question. Here's an interesting. American Butter wrote in. He says, how would the snark tank team solve global warming? I've got answers immediately.

I got one. Oh, massive call of the people. Oh, okay. That's a good one. Yeah, all the people. That's extreme. So, like, recently, Chia Rad, whatever, lives a TikTok fucking retard. has been like crying like oh this person wants us all dead or something uh because somebody tweeted

that yeah like all lips of ticot people should like expire or something like that oh yeah yeah something along the lines of that and i was like yeah no i actually agree with that and i think we should start there lips of ticot enjoyers should not you know they should make like milk and expire Like I actually wholeheartedly believe that. So we're starting with that. But you can do, what are you going to do that's more practical, Chris? So I have one. Yeah, so, okay, so I'll go first because it's a, it's a quick one.

I would boil half of the ocean. Okay. Go on. What would that solve? So, so it would bring sea levels down. So immediately you don't have to worry about, you don't have to worry about the polar ice caps anymore. Because, oh, the rest of the polar ice caps can melt. And then you would, you'd, you'd,

probably get back to the normal ocean level or if probably even a little bit less. And you'd have more land to populate with, you know, housing, you know, businesses, all sorts of the, oh. I don't want to cut you off because you have such so many great ideas. It doesn't even matter. Like, like, if you pretend like the earth. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, host of Beyond the script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacist to answer the health questions you didn't even though you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola,

who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomach ache every time that I eat, and it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just have a stomachache every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gaspast.

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365.

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Okay, so pretend the fact isn't there. Yeah, yeah, pretend the fact isn't there. I think it would be good. Like, we get rid of half the water. Suddenly, we don't have to worry about sea levels. Certainly we don't have to worry about the, the ocean's rising. We don't have to worry about a lot of, a lot of the... If you get rid of half the ocean, half of the plastic in the ocean is gone.

So, like, that's kind of like, that solves a big portion of that problem as well. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, let them finish. Let him finish. So, so here's, here's my idea. It's like you boil it, right? Okay. And you boil it and it goes away. Okay.

So what happens is that when you boil water, Chris, it does this thing where it returns back into the two things it was, right? Then it floats up into the magical sky where your, where your friendly bearded sky dad lives, right? Right. This is exactly what. Right. And then here's the solution.

It rains back down. No, no, no, no. So, no, no. So see, you, you, you misunderstand. So you boil the ocean. and the vapors will rise up in the atmosphere, right? Yeah. And as the vapors are rising up into the atmosphere,

you get a series of large fans to blow the vapor out into space. Ah, there you go. And so there you go. You get rid of all the plastic. You get rid of all the excess water that we clearly don't need. And you get more land, and you erase the concern of the polar ice caps. So, and then we're set.

I love that idea. I just have one thing. you could help solve. Sure. How do you deal with the earth gaining a significant amount of degrees? How do you deal with the

What do you mean? What are you talking about? I think you're attacking him right now. I feel like you're attacking him right now. I feel like that's not the half of the water in the in the world is gone. Well, so this is actually, this is actually a misunderstanding.

This is actually a misunderstanding of, of what the problem is, right? So the reason the earth is, is getting hot, outside of carbon emissions, which is like a big reason, is the fact that the water is so shiny that when the sun hits it, it reflects back into the atmosphere and back down. I get it. And it acts like a magnifying glass in some way. And it makes everything hotter than it otherwise would be with less water. That's less reflection.

And it'll actually cool everything down. That's true. And actually, as the, as the world gets hotter normally through carbon emissions, the ice caps are then melting into the ocean, which then makes the ocean's colder, which actually combats the hot temperature. Wow. Wow. That is so true. I could, by the way, there's absolutely somebody out there that I could manipulate it to believe in this. Oh, of course.

So, of course. You guys have all these weird things. I think instead of doing global warming, we should invest in global chilling. You should invest heavily in a global chilling, make the world colder. So how would we do that? Would we pour liquid nitrogen over entire cities? Okay, there you go. So would you dip liquid nitrogen into like the ocean in some way, like in freeze parts of the ocean?

I feel like something horrible would happen. If you just got like a bunch of tankers of liquid nitrogen and you just pour them into the ocean, I feel like something hell like will happen. Jesus, man. I mean. That's pretty scary. Yeah, we can. I mean, I still like my idea the best, but we can do any of them. They all work.

We can do all of them. I would like to see that. Yeah, we could kill everybody, boil the ocean, and freeze part of it. Yeah. I feel like something nightmare like will happen if you do that. Like, I feel like something really, really not good happens if you do that. Yeah. Yeah, it would.

Yeah, probably. It would take a, it would take probably a million years for the world to go back to normal. I saw this thing I saw this thing in response to like the California fires like how is California having trouble fighting fires look at all this water right next to it and I saw somebody or retreated with like hey hey Alexa

what happens when you salt the earth so it's like that was just the only response and it's just like I love it yeah I see I saw many of those things that those are the things that again I know I shouldn't we already talked about it I should not be surprised

by the level of stupidity that people express, but it's hard. It's hard not to feel that way, even though you know that you shouldn't. You see somebody say stupid shit like that, and you'd be like, oh, yeah, of course, people are, but it still shocks and a, well, maybe not shock, but affects you.

It still affects me. Right. I see it and I still, my eye twitches. And I'm like, damn. Dude, I have to choose to not comment on so much debate shit every day. I have a lot of stuff in my, what do you call it?

Drafts. I have two from today. I have a lot. I have a lot in my drafts that I just like, I just don't comment on stuff. Yeah, literally, I have to like make an effort. It's not worth it. I knew this right now. There's not enough.

It's not worth having a real conversation on Twitter anyway. But sadly. The most recent one is like suicide prevention was a mistake. Some of you really needed to take that leap. Yeah. No, that's fine. You should post that. I should post it, yeah.

Mine are just more like, I know I'm inviting retarded discourse. Like it was a lip-to-tick-Tac. It was the Ivermectin thing, an Elon Musk thing. And I'm just like, you know what I mean? Like, even though I know it'll get a lot of, it'll get traffic. And then there's, there are some people following, like, there was a guy. You know, I made that fucking, Luigi Manjone song. That fucking, I made that song.

And there was a guy that said like that because I made fun of Tom McDonald or something. I retweeted a thing that's it spelled out fag and emojis. And to his like to his Christmas winter, whatever he did. And someone, somebody, quote tweeted that. And I retweeted it. And somebody was like, your fucking, your deny Defender Poe song is just as cringy as Tom McDonald's thing. the only difference is like you're more talented and I'm like how the fuck like this guy's following me that guy was following me and I'm like how the fuck could you be following me and say something like some woke some guy singing a winter wonderland song about woke culture or something that's the same fucking thing about the throw up and I'm just like oh yeah that that dude that video sucked I I don't know man like I don't think people should die but I feel it um I don't know I I'm Once upon the time, I was like very much so not the kind of guy to say like, oh, take your life.

Yeah. I said it a lot when I was younger, like, because I didn't understand how serious it was. And then like I got old and I'm like, I don't say that anymore because that shit is like not funny. Nick, some people need to be gone. Like, imagine how much better the world would be if Tom McDonald was gone. I think of it every day that if I had the power to eradicate people, I would eradicate people. Yes. I would absolutely make people not exist anymore.

If you're a good person, I wouldn't even fret anymore. And recognize there's so many terror. people that are causing so much suffering. You'd be doing the world a massive, you'd be doing the actual world itself, the earth, a service by just calling a few fucking ego maniacal psychotic fucking hoarders,

you know, from this existence. I want to, I want to pick up some people. Did you guys? And squeeze them flat. What's up? The Amad.

aren't going to work for Marvel rivals after season one. Oh, really? That's unfortunate. Because people went too hard in the paint. That's unfortunate. That is unfortunate, yeah. You see, people just don't know how to fucking, like, people, it's like, they learn nothing from the, from the tale of Icarus. Like, I feel like that's a very valuable lesson. And I feel like people just don't, guys, subtle, subtle.

You go too hard in the paint, they're going to take it away from us. Yeah. I say us, but I don't play more, you know what I mean? People aren't smart. Derek. You're talking to people as if they're smart. enough to understand like hey maybe pace yourself yeah like you can't you can't get too crazy i mean it's it it you you know they're going to take it away they're like oh sure this was a mistake

yeah i've had every woman in that game naked the entire i had i had a squirrel girl tits leaking milk is that real yes that's fucking so entirely in fact i might have to install this shit real fast i might have to fucking i think it's on. Is season one out already? Season one, well, season one is the only the one that exists right way, starting season one in one way, so at the end of season one. I don't know. Myrower is, we'll no longer work after

the season one update. Oh, let's see if the season one update is already out. I don't think so. I think it might be the one already started. It already started. Yeah. Damn. Oh, it's already, it's already out. Yeah. Venom with a hard cog is hilarious. The venom with the, that one is

particularly funny. Oh, yeah. Yeah, the patch was yesterday, huh? With a dick. Damn, it's ridiculous. I just missed it. Okay,

all right, fair enough. We've had some fun ones. Like the idea, one of us had the spider without his mask on. This is a white guy. Yeah. That's fucking.

So my guy had a hoodie with pants and no shoes. Oh, Marvariol's tanks now that they did that. It won't tank, but people will be upset. It definitely won't take. I just, it's just wishful thinking.

Some guy's going to scream and turn it. into fucking Super Saint 4 Goku because of it. Okay. Playing rivals and jerking at the same time is crazy. Playing M&K and jerking. And you're like really good? Yeah, a headshot, easy.

Easy. This shit is fucking cake. You mean. This is fucking water to me, dude. That's fucking wild man. He's coming on the space bar to jump. All right. I wonder what I was going to say with this draft. It didn't finish. It says, I can't with Joe Rogan.

Dude needs to be shipped and then I stopped. And I was like, what the hell was I going to say? I don't know. I love seeing half-finished drafts because it's always like, I wonder like where, like I just, I gave up at some point. Or like maybe I got like a message and like stopped. My drafts are way more wholesome than I expected them to ever be. That's dumb. Why are they drafts?

Because I just, I just, I just, I just, I lose the letter. Is this the letter G? Is this G? G. This is G. G-g-g-g-g-g-g-a-i-artist, do you mean target practice? It's the one that I just haven't, though. It's so stupid.

What is, this is just like, Will Defoe is such a good-ass actor. I don't know why I did tweet them. Yeah, my drafts are just, I don't know. I've just, every time I get mad when I get mad, I just kind of stop myself. This is Scatman. That's one of them. Yeah, it's just, this is scatman. It's letting people know.

Let them know, man. They're a mess. Dude, I was so sad when I found out that, like, all my drafts, like, the drafts are, like, local to your phone. Yeah. So, like, when my phone died, like, in Vegas, I lost all my good drafts and I was like, fuck. I thought they would be, I thought they would be tied to your account. Yeah, yeah, that's, yeah, that's, that is true. You would hope.

I mean, that would make sense. I don't know. In fact. What the hell? In fact. In fact. Nigacado hard. arcado

that sucks no wonder why it's a trap niggicato hard arcato that sucks that sucks yeah

yeah that's a low that's a low hanging fruit for sure but it's fine I'm proud of you I'm gonna tweet it out now just because it's

it was terrible but it you know what no I can that's that that that one sucks too much yeah I just

I love the unfinished ones Yeah, Sneco is gay coded. I don't know what that means. I'm sure that tracks. Oh, yeah, I guess so. I guess so. I guess you. I am conf. All caps.

Let's fucking go, Dom. What? Let's fucking go. Like, I wonder if it's Dom. Gears Dom? I don't know. Let's see. Let's see what it is. Anyway, let's get the fuck out of here.

No, it just. What time are you? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, they got like two hours. Well, yeah. Yeah, we're going to read the name, so it's going to go for another fucking nine years. So, uh, let's read the names now.

Yes. The next episode, by the time, this next episode, next time we sit down to record, it'll be in person, uh, back to normal. Yeah. So don't you fucking worry about that. Don't you for fucking get it. All right. You want to count me down? Three.

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He's trying to. He's trying to, I love. He felt the balloon games. It's like when a dog's biting at a fucking hose. Yeah. Just the third. You can feel the thirst on him.

He's biting the fucking want the liquid man. Berserker broly Gapshodding Sweeney. The Slocer. The Slocer is great. Want to know how I got these chromosomes? Feel gay egg by Gay Rillas. Assassin Sassy Sun Salad. Indiana Jones yelling, your name is Toby,

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ruler's laying around let me see how big my peepee is but yeah definitely like a teenager maybe a teenager I would do that and I would like mark it on a ruler and I'm like why there's so many marks why are there so many marks on a ruler by fucking three inches and I'm like don't worry about it

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remember that commercial that went it was like TJ Fridays or Applebee's or something there was like a like a an emergency broadcast thing the alarms were signs I think it was I had to do with like Russia or something invading Ukraine It was something like that. There was like a siren going on, and then it just cuts to that commercial.

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can't have Ukraine war without a little bit of chicken fried and cold beer. That's so awesome. That was real. It was like an air raid sirens going on. I'm like, get out. It breeds Ukraine. Get out.

And a little bit of chicken fries. That's so good, dude. Imagine you're getting fucking, imagine you're getting the skin blown off your skeleton by a fucking ICBM. And that song is playing underneath it. Jesus Christ. It just bobby this shit out of them. They're fucking singing in America about this.

Oh, my God. That was awesome. If, okay, if y'all are recording on Chris's apartment, does that mean no more inward tank? We answered that last episode. It goes like this. Her balls, it goes like this. Her balls are dick with sequin gloves. She tugs my nips.

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or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior

as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any of, to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well. I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child. Then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever.

Here are the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan.

I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. Hallelujah.

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I don't, I don't even, I don't know what I'm looking at. So it's, it's somebody used MS paint to make his dick a silhouette. This dude that was fucking the big chicken. Dude,

that video, that video will live in my mind forever. That video will live in my mind. I just never forget that day. That it was just like, you go on the trinity. tab and it says McChicken like oh what's this that's fucking awesome

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He's like, I got to finish him off with this final move. That is the greatest way die. That's it. Do people at least see you first or does as soon as the pants get pulled down to your knees? I feel like the dude that does it too. The assailant has to die too, right? Yeah, too.

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