The Snark Tank - #292: Elon Musk: Fake Gamer

Episode Date: January 21, 2025

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You're right? Jojo's hair is everywhere, bro. Yeah, that's the worst thing. It's the worst thing. Somehow it was in the mini, what do you call it, the electric oven? What do you mean? Like on the glass part? Yeah.

On the inside, there was a strand of her hair. And I'm like, how did it get in there? I'm still picking out hair from like sweatshirts from like two girlfriends ago. It bothers me no more It bothers me so much Like Derek it's such a difference from my hair So it freaks me to fuck out I'm like what is that?

Oh It's extra frustrating for me Because I can't I don't know immediately You know I have to like really examine I'm like this may be mine But then you see it's like no This is like this is I know Yeah

I know after like a quick glance Exactly who this is Yeah It was also in our ice cream Yeah The lid I opened And then there was her I was like

How do you know noticed that. I'm still finding my ex-s hairs on me to this day. I haven't dated a girl in eight years. Still finding ex-s hair on my dick area and I'm like, what's going on? It's weird how that happens, right? Crazy. I keep finding red

hair on my penis. That's definitely true. I keep finding fresh red hair on all of my new bedding even after I wash it somehow. I'm like, I don't know. I don't know. I swear. Lillie is like this weird lipstick's on my neck that it's just been there. Whoa. It happens, I guess.

I guess it must have been like on my neck and they didn't notice it. And then like a layer of filth kind of went over it and covered it for years. And then like I must have only washed it off recently. And this is old lipstick, I guess. You know, sad. I would die so fast. I'd be dead so bad. There would be a, there would be a sawed off shotgun barrel in your mouth.

I'd be dead. I'd love to see that. Do you want me die? Well, just Lily holding a sawed off shotgun and putting it in your mouth. Like that image is so funny. to me because she's like crying hysterically and you know and you're just like it's also it's also

to bite down on it to seal the barrel Ding Welcome to the Star Trek It is me, Chris It is that it is that Kiksonant is him Derek I'm a he

I'm a he him Yeah, all right Hymst Yeah you know Hymst Hymst that would have You know Hymst

A hymstive. A hymst bat. I'm not going to say that. Don't go down whatever the fuck you were. Yeah. That was going to suck. I knew what was happening. It was about to be insensitive for no reason.

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Yeah. So not too much to say about that. Although the air has been fucky for a while now. my parents were texting me They were like you should come home Because the air is that bad And I'm like it's fine I don't want to

It's not The air is not L-A-X bad It's not like I mean yesterday I felt pretty shitty But it's It's not like coughable air Where you're like

Yeah It's not like you're smelling And you can feel like the heat Yeah When you smell it They can see pictures In China sometimes There's some pictures

You can see the air Yeah People are fucking stumbling their toes on the solid air. Somebody runs it to a wall. I feel like. Mr. MyMass interactions are there. There are absolutely like carbon dioxide mines in China. Like just building walls of pollution.

Like fucking Magneto and fucking rivals making a sword out of fucking hard air and cutting people down with it. I was playing Magneto and I hated him. He's so fun. I hate him. He's not a character for like Twitch lords like you. I don't like it. But anyway. You got to play in STEM at the same time

and you can't do that. Magneto, Magneto's stoic. He is stoic. He just like... Shield. I imagine that's how he's going to be. Yeah. Yeah, I can't do that.

I need schizophrenic characters. So I've been getting on my timeline a bunch of Marvel rivals content, but it's only people doing sex acts. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Exclusively. Excusively.

That's how you know, man. Busting? I got like, multiple like just it's crazy i was like how many animations are there that simulate sex this is how you know a game is going to be successful yeah that is like it has to have a degree of horny a degree of a degree of horny a degree of horny has to be a part of a game to moderately pop off nowadays it's what happened with overwatch and it's happening now with marvels and it'll happen in i don't know a year with fucking i don't know what's the next game like really matters i mean it's it's usually

a surprise isn't it because like marval nobody expected really yeah i did it until i played it when i played it was like oh shit this is going to be good right right Yeah, Marvel rivals I mean, GTA 6 is the next big one GTA 6 is, I mean, that's, yeah, that's gonna cast a shadow of everything. Yeah, I wonder how many people. It's gonna shut down the world for a little bit. I genuinely wonder how many games are just like,

they don't have a release date yet, but they think it might be around that time and they're just like, let's just wait until. Yeah, I mean, good, great idea to let's just wait until they go. That's going to be a barren month, I feel. Like, if there's going to be a barren season. If DJ6, like, the take two executives is going to come in with like his four sunglasses

on top of each other, like, listen, we owned October. Sorry. What are you going to do about it? I mean, no matter what you do, I can't escape the GTA 6 is in every comment section. Because someone making a joke about we got this before GTA 6. We got a new Chris upload before GTA 6. Right. So GTA 6 is on people's mind constantly, even when they're making shitty jokes.

Yeah, exactly. I'm playing Red Dead 2 again, and if they bring that same kind of energy to this new game, I'll be floored. What do you mean by... Well, I just want to go ahead. When you replay Red Dead 2, I've done this, right? You have no intention

of finishing it again, do you? I do. You do? I never. Like, I've finished and I know that I know that no matter like if I do another run through that game, I'm not going to get anything else out of it

because I've already seen... I've already got... I've already been impacted by that ending. So for me, when I jump into Red Dead 2 again, it's usually to just wreak havoc in that open world just be an absolute monster. I didn't realize how different the ending of the game was if you're a good or you're bad.

Oh, it's crazy, yeah. It's a very different indeed. Not substantively, but the same thing happens, but the way you get there is just entirely different. Right. What the fuck. I saw, so I can't, I can't go back for the loot instead of, you know, going with John. I can't do that. Like with Arthur, I can't, I know it's a video game, but it doesn't matter to me.

There's certain choices like in Mass Effect. I'm like, I'm not going to do this. Yeah, I'm not going to not punch the reporter. Yeah, like there's certain things. I'm going a full Paragon run, but I will punch this report. Like, there are certain things. There's also a trooper that you can- I can't let Garretz die.

Like, are you going to let Garris die? Well, you're one time. You're a shit. You're a bad person. See, I'm not a bad person. The developers chose Garis to give me the chance. My love entrance if I wasn't with her.

That's fucked up. I mean, you know, that's some. You sound insane. He's a go-getter. It's like me killing Will. It's like, oh, you might be with Carlac. I don't like that. You're going to go to hell with Carlach.

Imagine, I killed Will on site. Of course. He's black. Imagine if like, look at, you all took a, you and Lily took a break for whatever reason. And then like one of your closest friends, Chris or fucking Jalen or somebody, just slides in. Wouldn't it like? So what happens is this, right? Isn't that like ultimately disrespectful?

So what happens is that's a life? That's all. You got him. He's fucking putting choker makeup on it. I put the paint in my eyes and I run it down to my face. The idea of you and Lily breaking up and her getting immediately

with her one of your friends and then you're just in the bathroom putting choker makeup on is hilarious. Laughing, laughing to the point I'm doing damage to the place I'm in. Laughing the walls crap. I don't know, man. I just agree, man. I just think.

Look, I just say. I have, obviously I have nothing against Geras. Sure. And if this was real life, this scenario would be very different. Yeah, you would murder. I would actually murdering. I would not kill somebody. But I just, I like the, I like the implication much more.

Like what it says about me. Like I told, I love the scenario of people finding out that I did this because they're like, you're fucking crazy. What makes it worse is that it's garris Like yeah He's the best part of that It's the best part of the game But also that's why it felt so like

Like It couldn't have been a different Like what if it was just like an MPC Turian That she fell in love Because she was like obsessed with that That relationship Because that movie she was into So

She's kind of a racist fetishist I actually agree with that Because I wouldn't exactly I do I see people like I see someone who's super in anime and then they have an Asian boyfriend and girlfriend and girlfriend I'm like come on dude.

Like it's just, yeah, yeah, I, I, I, there's preference, right? Right.

Yeah. But like, I don't know. Because at what point is preference like, that's kind of weird, the fetization, you know, like it's,

it depends. Like, because we all have preferences, right? We have preferences, but then there's also like, I have preferences, but they just never,

they, it doesn't, at the end of the day, my wife is not my actual, like, same for me, yeah. The main thing.

things that I always focused on. It was like, it was a, oh, you, you married? Mainly for me is men, right? But I'm what a girl right now. I like, I like, I like mute. You like, that's fire, actually. You'll never find a female one of those. I know, yeah.

I can make one. The world. The world don't let us be men no more, man. I miss when men were men. I can't hit with, my can't hit woman with big stick. What was it that we were doing? In Marble rivals,

We were like, oh, we were talking about making a new line of wife beating songs called wife beats. Wife beats. Wife beats that. It's good. My wife beats. I like that. What was it? I beat my wife.

She doesn't get up. She won't get up again. Is that the, Chumbo, wait, tumble. I beat my wife. And I beat her again. No, no, it's, I beat my wife. She won't get up again.

She's never going to call the cops. I beat my wife. You were chanted. There was like eight of us deep chanting that. Yeah, in proximity chat in Marvel Arrivals. That's awesome. Damn. That actually, see.

You're missing out. These are the moments you're missing out on. Because of that, I'm like, oh, damn, maybe I should play Marvel. You don't have to play. Just get in a chat. Don't even play. It's like just be there in the chat. It's like, yeah, guys.

Just like pretend you're playing. Just like, I'm going to need healing. It's like, we won. We're in the lobby. What are you talking? Healing? There's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, There's only six people playing.

I'm on helldivers. What? You can't actually. Actually, you can actually, yeah, never mind. I was going to say that's funny

because it doesn't make sense, but it actually does. Look, if it turns into a misogyny, like a misogyny fest again, call me, text me. A massagny fest always a good time

amongst your buds. Oh, beat my wife. Because that, I'm just hearing the gang vocals in my head. Yeah, I know, exactly. It was immediately, it was the earworm of the century.

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That's real? That is real, actually. Like, he did that. Imagine. From the shores of Nova Scotia. And I'm like, what the fuck? You just repurpose your song for the Canadians? That's so like.

It's so American. So like, you know, God bless, actually. He gets it. I'm being proud of, like, I guess Canada has something to be proud. about, but can you guys think of it all time? I don't think being proud. I don't think it makes sense to be proud of being from a place. I think it makes sense to have appreciation for where you come from.

Of course. But like, I don't understand like, oh, I'm proud. The pride is. I just don't understand the pride and something you didn't do. It's just as silly as being pride in your race.

And it's different from like, like, from a marginalized perspective because it's not, it's not about like, oh, I'm just proud because I'm this. It's because I persevered, right?

Yeah. But even that's like just reflexive pride. It's like reactive pride. It's like if, They didn't have subjugation. They wouldn't have anything. Exactly. Just like why white pride is fucking silly.

It's the reason why people are like, shut the fuck up about like, why can't I be white and proud? Because I'm like, you're, of what? You've been good through history. Well, to me, the thing that doesn't make sense about that is that like, that's not a thing. Like, you could be Irish and proud, I guess, or like Italian and proud, I guess. Or like, you know, like, but like just white. What are you? What are you talking about?

But when you chip that thing deeper, you're like, then what is race? Well, yeah. And it's fake. And in the hole you're like, oh, this whole picture is gone. It's faking gay. Race is a social construct? No. Do you remember faking gay?

Wait, what? Yeah, I mean. Easy bake oven? I, uh, I wanted to, I wanted to use that for a title, but it didn't make sense because there's this guy named Finn McKinty that does like he would make videos about in the metal community or whatever. Turns out he was a grifter. He was like a marketer. And he just came clean. And he was like, oh, yeah, I just, I don't really.

really even listen to this music. I just saw like a void and did it. And the title, because I wanted to fit faking gay, but I was like, well, grifter is the fake part? So, because I was like, is he this or this? I'm like, is he grifting? Or is he, and I just put, or is he just dumb and gay? So I just,

it was a substitute. Because I was like, it's either, he's either, actually, because it didn't make sense that he was a grifter actually. His wealth of knowledge, I was like, is he trolling us? But also, why not believe him that he said that? No, I don't. Yeah. But it's weird because he was so anecdotal stories about being into the scene and shit and I was like

well is he like faking gay or is he just dumb and gay? Is he faking gay? You don't remember that? Faking gay? I don't remember it. That was Ray William Johnson back in the day. I think he popularized it. At least that's how I remember it.

Okay. It was like it was the basic, it was like your standard copy pasta comment on every video was like fake and gay. 100%. Like I don't believe that. That's faking gay. Or like this sucks. I was a big fan of his for a while.

A big fan? Yeah. I love Eagles 3. That was like one of the first like YouTube series ever really watched. Can I be honest? I don't. There's something about people that have three names that like just it turns me off. It's interesting that people being like.

It's unreasonable but like everyone has that right. Like you're you're Derek Antonio Pilot, right? Yeah. But you don't call yourself that. Oh yeah. I was going to say how do you know that? But like you do the papers. Do you paper?

Yeah, but still I was like I was like I don't ever say that. Not like it matter, but I was just like... You know the meme of the gorilla getting really close to the guy's face? And then he fucking eats it. He just gets real clothes. And then walks off and I'm like, that guy stood there. I don't think gorilla that does the spin. Dude, he walked into his little shack.

There was like the gorilla house or whatever. Yeah. And then like... Gorilla Hut. Yeah, he's like, he's like, yeah, it's like a gorilla hut. He walks into it and right when he passes the threshold, he does a little spin. It's so funny. It's like nobody's watching him.

They twirl. They twirl out of happiness. I think that's so, like, genuinely cute. Yeah, they have jovial little spins. Because twirling, I think more people were twirling if you didn't get made fun of about it, honestly. Oh, sure. Like, people would be like, because I think that's just like a very good sign of happiness.

Do you think it's gay to twirl? There's probably some. Gay. Yeah. I'd love to teach a gorilla. I'm like, nah. That is that is too much.

Because like once they understand what that means, they'll do that in moments that'll make you feel really bad. Here we're going to take your kid. Dude, a classic, classic snark tank moment where I was talking about giving gorilla steroids. And on New Year's, New Year's Eve, Mick kind of had a similar idea, right?

Of course. He's all so crazy. Okay, what was that? I wasn't here. I wasn't here on New Year's. Yeah. It was just, I don't remember the exact how the conversation went, but there was like hypotheticals going on. And it's led to for, could you beat a gorilla if you did? I can't remember what it was. It was weird if you had an advantage over a gorilla. And if you did this, do you think you can beat a gorilla? I don't remember exactly the conditions. Yeah. But then somehow like enhanced guerrillas got into the conversation.

And I was like, this is, I've been advocating for this for so long. You found a kind of spirit. Do you think, do you think, let me see something. Do you think you could beat a gorilla if he couldn't use its legs? Like if it was like a Crippa, if it was like a Joe Swanson girl. No, not at all. No. I think they're, they're, because I think they can just.

Yeah, no, that's what I was saying. It would just have its legs dangling kind of. Yeah, yeah, dude, they'll match you. I hate that how afraid I am of like gorillas. And I know that probably is the thing that would get me killed because of like scintes how like nervous I am and it's like you know it's like if you ever find yourself you got to help you if you ever fight yourself in the presence of a gorilla that's not at a zoo like you know you're already dead you are you are already out the full that's not the fight that's the thing I think I would just

become tranquil because I'm like well you can't do it serene acceptance yeah just like you're getting your leg pulled off and twisted you're like yeah because I feel like you really can't harm a gorilla enough to make it like I don't think you could harm her gorilla enough to really do anything to it. Not even like a young one right. You could maybe hurt its pride maybe. Yeah, yeah. But like that's really it.

It would probably still kill you because you heard its pride. I'm just hoping that it's it it's it thinks I'm so pathetic. It just doesn't do like anything at all because like I know that guerrillas will turn their backs on you if they think you're absolutely not a threat. Like if you're just balled up at a ball shaking. It's literally like. It's like what Cell did the Krillen when he was attacking him. He was just looking at his hand, like observing himself.

He was just like, oh, I'm so perfect. And Krillen is doing everything. It is power to murder him, you know? Yeah. That is, yeah, you would have to like curl up in a ball, shake, cry, shit yourself probably to make yourself just out of your own. Because they're not violent. They're like very not violent creatures.

But like if you challenge it, it might get mad. You got to make a gorilla go, ew. Ew. I feel like it looks at you're like, the fuck, you start reeking and it's like, it gags, it's so disgusting. It gags, it runs, it puts its face in water until it drowns.

And you're like, what the fuck just happened? A gorilla drowning in on stream because it forgot how to drink is fucking. I love that. It's more willing to die from drowning than smelling whatever you're shitting out of your body. And it goes and it dies from that. That's some dire shit, man.

Like, literally, yeah, literally. It's a dire shit. So, look, there's, there's not really much to talk about. Well, there is, but like, nothing's jumping out to me. Yeah, nothing I give a shit about, right? Yeah, nothing I give a shit about, right? Yeah, nothing I give a shit about, but I do want to talk about that. This is like a quick aside.

I keep seeing this places, and I think I'm kind of at my breaking point with it. Why is it just publicly accepted or commonly accepted, I should say, maybe not publicly, because maybe we all agree here. But why is it just a common acceptable? idea that we couldn't build the pyramids today. I have seen this. I don't think it's a common idea. I've seen this a lot somehow.

And I'm just like, what is, who, who started this? I know who started it. I don't know the person. I don't know the person. But there is a group of people, they're adjacent to like the flat earthers essentially. Oh my God. They're on the same level of like just stupid where they have it built in their head that only Giants could have done this and giants used to exist the nephilum.

Oh, yeah. Or the half angels. Yeah. So, like, they are those people. Recently on my 4-U on Twitter showed somebody's paying ads showing AI giants building the pyramid. I think I saw. I was like, who the fuck is paying for this?

I saw that too. It's big giant. Big giant. Yo. What a giant. Double on target, man. When a giant becomes so big that they didn't do. A giant who a giant is called a big, right?

Oh, like what would a giant call a giant? They would just call them a giant. Yeah, I guess so. They're not giant to them. They're not giant to themselves. Do we call them bigs? We call them giants because they're giants. But they're so giant.

We just call them big giants now. Oh, that's a giant. I think big is less than giant. No, because I think, wait, giant just means. Much bigger. But if someone is the embodiment of giant, I think big is better than calling it a giant. No, because then there's you,

then there's big, and then there's much bigger, which you just admit it means giant. Much bigger inherently means more big. Yeah, but like, what sounds bigger to you when you say it, the word wise? I think,

I think because of someone being forced to use the word big, it must be colossal, you know? I guess a colossus is better. Yeah. Well, Colossus is like, Because like there's a scale. Like say, I think there's big.

There's some, there's tiny. There's tiny peony. We need to go into puity. We don't need to start from peony. I got to know there's a whole scale. Let's just start from normal. You got to represent everyone. We're not representing everyone.

When it calls for it. This isn't the fucking wizard of eyes. We don't have to fucking represent the little people. We do. Let's fucking. God, damn it. I have long legs and your feet are always this.

You don't get your feet out. Out and about. I'm doing that. I have bad knees. I can't cock them back all the time. I hate being in contact with men. I have great knees, but a bad, bad thighs and bad shins. Bad thighs and bad shins?

That's horrible. Having bad shins is such a disaster as a young person. I think every kid has bad shins. And they bang them on everything? Well, that means that's how good they are. They're banging on everything in the shoulder. I bang my shins have probably been beaten to shit more than any part of me. Yeah.

Even post boxing. Like, look at everybody. scars like it just look at people's legs yeah and like they're they're just that's there's no scars on people's scars all over their fucking shins scarred to fuck up though I'm particularly my legs are just scars that's why I never wear shorts you've never seen me in a pair of shorts ever nobody on that never happened you can't that's not true at all that's absolutely true it's no it is true like I definitely I know it is no my truth I shower I shower I shower in long johns I walk no one went I walk around in jeans for people for people for people

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That's very true. It's like long gone thermal underwear. Thermals, yeah, thermal. I'd have the thermal on. Is that an old thing to say? Long John is actually, yeah. We are not young anymore. No one uses, though.

Yes, they do. I don't think we use them. Not here in California. Yeah, in Midwest for sure. People still do thermals. I don't think they do. Man. I think thermos have rotated out, man.

They're part of the last patch. That's like saying campfires. Nobody heats up anymore. Yeah. What are you talking about? Campfires have rolled out. Now we have heaters. I can accept that maybe people just wear pajamas under their pants.

But like, they've rotated out. Thermas are very practical, actually. They're great. They're a divine intervention. You know, that's something that God gave us. It's like God giving the man the fucking, I don't know, fucking faith or something like that. They're called Little Richards or something? Like, they're not Long Johns anymore.

Like, there must be something. There's no more thermals. I think you would just, like, say, say, for example, if you went on Amazon, if you put it, like, thermals is the thing to go. And if you wanted to search for it. You can put in Long Johns or it would probably come in the same conclusion. It probably would, yeah. But also, it will probably give you Long John for, like, 70-year-olds, you know? Maybe, yeah.

A seven-year-old version of Long John's. I do not know why they were called Long John's. We just accepted that. It's kind of like the donut because there are some places that modernize it and call it. like a bar. So do you want the maple bar or chocolate bar? Oh. It's like, long john.

It's a long john. Right. Let me get a chocolate long john. You know, but I saw some, it says like bar and I was like, fuck you, what do you mean bar? It's stupid. What is the piano key? What is the fucking,

this is a sentence of hip hop? What the fuck is this? Give me a long john. I've never heard it be called a long john ever. Wait, what? Or a bar even really. I found out of that shit. I don't,

I don't know. Oh, nothing? Are you not a donut guy? I, I, you're talking about like the longer. I've never really eaten one of those I know those those those those

donuts sticks if anything I thought they were I thought you were quiet I thought you were quiet observing I was ready for him to say the stupid thing Donuts sticks No but like so That's what it is

That's what I know it has I mean sticks aren't that wide though No I know but like I've never But bread sticks aren't you know what I mean Okay fair enough So like for me I'm just like I look at it like I'm not gonna order that because I don't want to say Donuts sticks out loud

So I'm just gonna get a donut Just get like a regular donut It's gonna donut you don't want Is eat it begrudgingly How do you spell donut? D-O-N-T N-U-T Yeah, right?

Yeah, we don't spell it that other way Yeah, We don't like a European way D-O-U-G-H N-U-T D-D-O-N-U-T D-N-U-T-N-L-N-Lut Like, no, fuck you

I saw a place Where it's spelled like that I was like I'll never eat there You'd hang yourself on a donut You just You just have donuts stuffed of your penis till you die

Imagine Like it's like a fat guy who has to kill himself But he only understands nooses as donuts Because they look like donuts to him No I can't That's such a roundabout way What's that kill yourself donut I need? I need to kill yourself to

I need that thin ropey kid yourself donut That I can put up my On my my my donut that spins from the ceiling That cools me down He only knows circular objects as donuts That's fucking That is fucking insane That is fat

That is colossal. Anything outside of a possessive is a donut to him. You know, I don't like where this goes. This conversation is very good to the hook's conversation. I don't want to have the hooks conversation again. Why not? Because I hate it. I do want to mention somebody, I shared this on the Star Hague Instagram.

I'm going to try and find a way to share it like in a more permanent way. Yeah. But like somebody compiled a playlist. I don't know if you saw this. I saw you mention the story. Yeah, so somebody compiled the playlist of everything that we've ever mentioned on this show. Like any reference that we've ever made to like an obscure internet video. It's four seconds.

Some of them are four seconds. Some of them are like entire episodes of TV shows. No, the whole thing is like. No, the playlist is huge. It's pretty extensive actually. There's stuff there that I don't even remember talking about. And I look at it was like, oh yeah, I remember this. There's full episodes of TV shows in there, which is awesome.

That's very cool. Yeah. Yeah. That's very cool. There's an entire episode of The Good Doctor in there, which is hilarious. I feel a lot of both I know But so that was a great resource

Shout out to that guy Where's where do we find that So I'm gonna I might post it on the Patreon Just as like a link Just like as like a post Just so you could You guys can find it

That's nice But right now I mean well It's pointless to even say Because by the time it'll By the time everybody hears It'll be off the story But it'll be on the Patreon

I think It is a cool resource Story highlights right Oh maybe Yeah I think so Yeah you can Let's do that Before I forget

I'm literally gonna do it Before I forget Because I will forget Yeah, do it. Like five minutes. So there's like, yeah, you could do like, so it'll be like on one of our highlights. We'll try and figure out how to name it.

Oh, start tank IG. Yeah, start tank IG. Um, and it'll be there. But it's a YouTube playlist, but like, damn, dude, it's,

it's pretty extensive. It's cool. Do you think the, never mind. What? Do you think the F slur and the word baguette came within the being on the same time? Or like,

you think one is, what's predates the other? Well, the bag. What's it? What do you mean? What do you say? But like,

It's not even spelled like they're not, but they're, you know, phonetically, you know, there's a, there's some. Is that how, are we pronouncing that the F slur wrong and it's supposed to be pronounced more like a baguette? Yeah, is it supposed to be faget? I think so. I think so. I think that's the sophisticated way to say it. You are the, saying it the normal way is, is, is basically like. She my bell faget.

Yeah, it's like saying it the normal way that we say it. Or not we, I mean. Yeah, the way that, the way that terrible people say. The way that people say it. You just got down thrown into yourself. You just got, you got frame locked into your itself. I really don't say it that much, actually. Which is the title be for the highlights?

Because you know, it's going to be a total section. Oh, I don't know. Fucking stuff. I don't know what it should be. Just, just, first thing that pops to your head. Porn. Okay. Zero.

I'm put out of the zero instead of it. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. The clown. The clown. Oh, yeah, the clown getting shot. If you click on that, if you click out, yeah, the clown getting shot to the, my comment is the first thing that shows up, which is hilarious. Shit, niggins.

So we talked about a long time ago, we talked about a clown. Kingpin moans. Yeah, Kingpin moans. It's a great playlist. I just saw comedy shorts. I watched that. I didn't know who low-tier God was. I didn't really know.

I heard about him so much. I didn't really know him. I only know about him through, like, name osmosis. Yeah, is that? And then I saw one clip of him a long time ago making fun of boogie. Oh, yeah. Like fat cheese eating. Oh, yeah, like that.

Cheese, yeah, like lard gargling, fat going. The amount of the comments in this video are just talking about me bringing it up is insane. Yeah, yeah. It's interesting to go through it and see, like, which ones are dominated by the fact that we brought people to it and which ones are just like, you know. universally popular. Wow. It's interesting. So yeah,

you're gay. Yeah. It's a great playlist. I recommend it. If you're ever lost about anything that we're talking about. Holy shit. This is cool.

It's recent. That's recent, too. Yeah, that's very recent. It seems to be up to date. I'm going to see if I can actually get like maybe editor privileges on it. I might talk to that guy.

See if I can add stuff if ever I just remember something. But it's a good resource for if you're ever confused or lost about anything that we're talking about. Consult that playlist. because it's good shit. I was going through them like all last night because it was like a memory lane thing.

Yeah. Responding in the toilet. That's so, oh my God. Spawning in the toilet? That dude gets knocked out. It's like the other guy emerged and the other guy that comes out wearing the same colors.

It's so funny, dude. So go check that out. Shout out to the guy who made that you're a goat, man. You're a champ for real. You're a champion. It's good shit. It's good when you can look back and shit you've made

and genuinely laugh your ass off, you know. Well, we didn't make a guy. Well, the jokes we're doing about it. Yeah, yeah. We, we, this is ours now. It's ours. It's our. Like, like, I'm taking those.

Like the conquistadors that made my grandma speak Spanish. This is ours now. Man, this is fucking, this is what, this is the shit that I live for. I love when, like, the people do. My work.

Community shit. When they do my work. I mean, in essence, yeah. I love the community. That's what, like, that's what Jeff Bezos comes in. We're not so different, Derrick. You and all.

He just, he's just in, the door opens and he's in like an open room that's a desk. He's like, you've finally learned my way, Derek. You understand. Where's my apartment? Oh, he's in like a, where's my apartment at. Yeah, he's in like one of those. Open floor. He's in like one of those like where they do car commercials.

Yeah. Like a big white boy. You're like, dude, my, my apartment was out there. Jeff, but can I have some money, please? And he's just like. He's just, no. He smites you No

Why don't they ever advertise Like I saw a car commercial recently And it struck me that they're all Like they always drive on like a windy Like Yeah some stupid bullshit that's not in America I want to see like a car commercial

That shows like a car like In gridlocked traffic Some guy spilling his coffee And he's just fucking really upset He spills really hot coffee on himself And he tries to like pad it out But then it sets off fire Because it's so hot.

It's so hot. So this cup can contain it in liquid form, but as suit is it. It's because of the material. It's the material of his pants. That's why it's extraordinarily flammable. It is under minimal excitement. It bursts in the flame. That is crazy.

What degree? It heats up, like, even if there's like a little bit of static, if you ever get like a static shock, it'll ignite. Speaking of static, right? So if you just walk fast. essentially. You gotta take it real slow. It's not for New Yorkers. Have you ever been shocked by like sagged shit to the point that like actually hurt a bit? Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, of course.

When I was a little, I don't know what the fuck was wrong. I don't know if I was fucking ionized for some reason. But everything I touched shocked the fuck out of me. And I was like, what's wrong with me? So you thought you were static. No, I didn't. I thought there was something wrong. I think my grandma, I didn't whatever my grandmother cleaned our clothes. It gets like a, the manhole cover.

words like just as a fly goes on the top of the building he rips it he goes in a manhole out easily he goes out into the street he goes out of the street he goes out he goes out of the street rips a manhole cover out and an alligator comes it bites his neck off seeing a little kid effortlessly lift because me and my friends had to lift a manhole once not a manhole or one of the great proper like oh yeah yeah we had to lift because one of my friends my friend dropped something down he dropped his phone or was um i thought you're trying to find the turtles and he was just like I wish I would have been I that I think that That thought definitely crossed my mind in the moment.

Refingil? Dead. They have murdered. A rat. The spinner snagged with his fucking snives through my stuff. Yeah. They're fucking assholes, it turns out. They're terrible.

They're very much so New Yorkers. They're just harassers. They're like, they wave people to walk by. He fucking open grades and then shove a glave out. The idea of waiting. The idea of them waiting. That means they choose. They choose five.

five grates throughout the city and they're like, I hope someone opens this one. Yeah. And they just wait. It just wait there to the sun goes down and they leave. Oh my God. But we had to lift it and it took like six of us,

dude. It was heavy as fuck, bro. They're heavy, man. They're heavy. They're heavy because some people don't do what we're doing. Right. Exactly that. Exactly that.

Because otherwise. It could be lighter. But like it's, it's, it's, better that they're not. How many a bunch of sword-dwelling children?

People would just be popping in and out they're like whack-a-mole dude, it would be fucking people would be getting sick and some people

going on there and getting sick there'd be hordes of rat kings coming out of the fucking eating people. There's too many psychos

doing stuff to make manholes light. Yeah. You know, like even just like I don't know sometimes

I feel like I noticed a bit of psychosis in myself when I was on the plane recently because I watched Beetleju's Beetlejuice

with no sound I watched that entire movie Like the Beetlejuice 2 With no sound Just read the subtitles I wonder what that sounds like Did you not have a pair of earbuds I had my wireless headphones

But like you know I don't know how to sync You have to pay for them Where? What plane did you take? Some bullshit Jet blue They don't give you free ones

They don't as far as I know They don't give you free ones But I think the internet is free So the tradeoff is that like Oh You know I guess I don't know

That's crazy Maybe they do And I just don't want to Talk to people So I just ignore them My anxiety My anxiety takes over And I get so scared

When I thought When I laughed I got to bite them My first My first like The 30 minutes on the plane Really is spent Like with my headphones on

And my head Like just my eyes closed I pretend like I'm sleeping So I probably just missed The person Who's given out the headphones Pretend like you're sleeping Yeah

Yeah Just like Well I try to sleep I'm sleeping I pretend to sleep So that I believe That I'm sleeping And then

And hopefully it happens. Sounds like an insomniac. That's basically what they do. I was up to like 7 a.m. today. Why? Because I was just in bed. I just couldn't fall asleep. Oh.

Oh, so you have like episodes of insomnia? Yeah, it's like sporadic and random. I'm, I'm, I'm just gone to where I'm like, I have to go to bed.

Then it's in darkness. What I do is normally I play video like I, normally I'm on the steam deck because the steam deck for some reason playing video games like in bed puts me like it kind of lulls me to sleep and sleep. some way. I see. But sometimes doesn't work because sometimes the game's good. And then you're just kind of like, oh, I'm just going to play this. And then it's like seven. Yeah. When I got Chiaki for my Steam deck, I said like playing through a bunch of shit that I've never

played before. Like I'm actually probably going to finish. That's the PlayStation one, right? Yeah, I'm probably going to finish Dragon Age now because of that because I don't have to put it on a screen and be so upset by what I'm seeing. So you have to minimize the screen to minimize your anger. Because it's for me, I still have the mentality of, um, this is a good, decent portable experience. That's what my brain still does me. He's like, oh, this is different. I can, I can understand this. Like, yeah, I'm playing a portable game for a PSP game. Dragon Age

Mail Guard. You have to you have to retroactively gaslight yourself into thinking that it's a portable game so that you can forgive it for its shortcomings. That's insane. That's awesome. Hey, if it works, it works, man. If it works, it works. I've been doing the same thing with, like, the Outer Worlds. I've been playing that

on the deck through the PS, the PlayStation. I'm like 40 hours into that thing. Oh, interesting. Otherwood is a cool game. I didn't love it, but it was a cool game. I like it more now, I will say. I got to get on it. It's too many.

There's a million games. There's too many games. It's really a great problem to have. It's just too many fucking games. Yeah. To where working my way through, big eye opener. A to Z doing A to Z on your fucking library, huge eye opener. I was like, you don't need to buy everything.

Oh, yeah. There's games that I own that I'm like, when the fuck did I buy this? I definitely got a very good handle on like buying video games. Because I'm like, I don't, I buy all of the major releases, and I play them, and I'm like, all right, cool. Right now, I don't have anything really to play. I'm not really trying to play anything exactly right now. Just play rat shaker. Wack shaker?

Rat Shaker? You know what it looks playing right now? She's playing fucking drug dealer simulator. Do you really playing that? Yeah. Is she spending time with her family? Yeah, pretty much. This game is so stupid.

She's like, I like it. I enjoy selling drugs. I'm like. So she just fantasizes about being a deviant? She wishes she could be. evil because I think her nature is evil, but the world is told her nature is evil. Yeah, other nature is evil. You think Lilian's nature is evil? Yeah, 100%. Interesting. I think she's a good person, but she should like dark web sell drugs. Nah. I watched a documentary on it recently.

That's too in deep, you know. Yeah, it seemed. Because she's been, she's been shamed into thinking that bad things are bad, which is good, but her instincts want to do bad things. She's been shamed into it. That's crazy. That, that to me reminds me of people that say that, oh, we'd all be like murderers and rapists without God and I'm like maybe you would what the fuck That's crazy I don't have God right now I'm like I don't have any of those feelings

Dude yeah I just really don't God we'd all be Neil Gaiman Tell me about this Neil Gaiman I don't know anything about it He's a really good writer So look I'm gonna be real I don't know anything about Neil Gavid I've seen I shake this feet to make sure he wasn't being gay

They're so afraid of touch feet under the desk. Do it because one day, what if one day just a little bit of blood gets to my penis and I'm like, oh, it awakens something. It's like, oh, you know what I'm saying? Like, what if it was like, oh. I don't think it works that fast. I don't think it works that fast. I mean, you don't, you just,

you're never fully in control, right? So you don't know what. That's just a psychotic thing to say. Two fucking funny me dumps. You never really know what's going to happen. You're never really in control. You gotta go from the eyes You gotta paint on eyes

And it's sheer your drown I think it's funny or going for the side of the lips up It's because it's flamboyant There's something There's something more aesthetic about that But there's something more insane About somebody taking a huge glob of red paint It's in their eyes

And directly And so they're in bringing it down No man so this guy has broken So Neil Gaiman He's a prolific author He did a lot of like fantasy stuff I think Like he did That's so I'm

I'm gonna get into that in a minute. Oh, excellent. So, Neil Gavitt, he wrote, what is it, Sandman? Sandman, yeah. He had something to do with Coraline as well. There's other stuff, like, I'm just not, I, I, straight up,

I've heard this guy's name. I've heard this guy's name a lot, but I've never bothered to look into it because I just, I don't know, I just, are they gonna have second season of Sandman now? I'm so scared. Probably not.

That show was really good. But, although maybe, I don't know. Because he doesn't have anything to do with it, right? It's just based on his, probably not, yeah. Yeah, it's like J.K. Rowling. He's not doing anything. But I think, so he got outed, and there was, like, this big,

and there's been rumors about this for years. I remember hearing stuff offhand about this guy for many years now, and I'm just like, and it was part of the reason why I never got to do it, because I was just like, yeah, I feel like that's going to fucking fall apart at some point. And that's, like, totally right. But there was his article coming out about, like, he just, like, something about, like, he's, he, like, he, like, violently, like, assaulted people, like, in front of, in front of kids and shit. It's crazy, crazy stuff.

Like next level stuff. But then I look at him and I'm like, he's like a 64 year old guy, right? His name's Neil Gaiman. There's no way you're not bullied into being an evil person if your name's Gaiman. And you're 64 years old. Like how old would he be as a teenager?

When he's a teenager, what year is that? That was the 80s. The 80s? Yeah. What? Oh no, he was a young 20s in the 80s. Yeah, yeah. So like maybe like, so early 70s.

You figure like, he's going to get bullied you're not escaping the name gay man yeah yeah yeah yeah so this isn't surprise me is all I'm saying

it's just like it makes sense that he's a crazy person I'll show you I'll show you gay man I'm gonna put sand in a I'm gonna put sand in your fucking coffee and they're fucking rape you that's fucking

sand in your coffee like that's not even like that's not even like that's not even you're not even drugging them you're just like making their coffee unddrinkable

And then they go, yeah. That's it. And then you finally assault them. That is, it doesn't add anything. It's like, I'm going to splash water on you that fucking shoot you up a ketamine. And it's like, what? That doesn't, that's, that's no bonus. There's no buff there.

I don't know. There's something. Yeah, it doesn't go together, but there's substances, man. Yeah. Yeah. There's substances out there. So I'm looking at, do you know what brazine is? Brazine?

Saigon? So. I feel like I heard. heard of it. So I, Christmas Eve actually this happened, like recently. I don't know if I told the story on the podcast or not. I guess not based on the fact that you're not, you guys don't remember this. No. But Christmas Eve, there was a party at a friend's house and this is not, I'm not joking when I say this. He's going to sound like a joke, but I swear to God. Markiplier is there.

And he has a vial or like a little Tupperware of powder, of white powder. And he goes up to me, the first thing he says to me is, do you know what this is? And I'm like, what the fuck is happening? It's Christmas Eve. This is white powder. It's like, what the fuck is going on? Is this cocaine?

Like, this is not the vibe right now. And he's like, this is brazine. I'm like, what the fuck is that? It's like, it's like a powder from an African plant

that I got from a Chinese email. This is real. This is all fucking very real. And brazine is apparently like a sugar substitute or something where it's like 1,500 times or like 2,000 times sweeter.

Sweater than like normal sugar. So like other countries. are looking at it as like a sugar substitute or something. Uh-huh. And I'm not even exaggerating. Like one grain of this shit, I put it in my water. And it was sweeter than a Gatorade. And I couldn't fucking understand how that was possible.

Like the impact to size ratio of it made no sense to me. How much, right? I'm not exaggerating. Your brain's not making sense of it because it doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense. But then you have it and you're like, what the fuck? Well, here's the thing. Look up Brassian, B-R-A-Z-Z-E.

E-I-N. I brought this up to an aunt of mine when I was home for New Year's. She made a drastic typo. Do not make that typo. Do not, please, be very careful when you type in B-R-A-Z-Z. Oh.

I see what she did. Yeah, it was very, it was very unfortunate. Oh, she was like, oh, this is pornography. I was like, oh, fuck, no, it's the sugar. This is really hot. Anyway. Thanks, Chris.

Do that, Chris, why would you make me look this up and you're like, dude, it really is like, I didn't do that. I'm on here. I debuted. Dude, I've still, I've been thinking about it. I've been thinking about it since I had it because I just don't understand. Like, it's still to me is, is baffling how strong it is. So how little of it you need to amount to like, so I want to test that. You said a grain. Literally, no, I'm not exaggerating. See, I want to test that because that's the thing that sounds insane to me. Because I know like, like, say aspiratee for example is is much, much sweeter than sugar. So yeah, you need. You need. much less of aspartame to match the sweetness of sugar. So I understand the concept, but I'm like a grain in like how much water you would you say?

Like, uh, I would say like a, how many ounces? Like a full cup, I would say. Like probably like a eight ounces? Like a glass like this. Like that? Okay, that's much more than eight ounces. It's not a small amount. It's, I'm telling you like, I also was like, I don't

I don't get how this is possible. Also, why did Markiplier have that? I don't know. I think he was telling me something about like how he was like trying to like look into just sugar substitutes in general because like everybody like sugar. Was that his house? No, no. It was that it was mixed.

And then so he just brought it. He just brought it as like I think I don't know why he brought it. It was part of like it was like a potluck thing. So everybody brought something. But then he also brought this like mystery sugar powder. Okay. I'm not, I'm not exaggerating when I say it. I mean, this is not a joke.

It sounds insane. It sounds like a weird interaction to have, but it's real. It's just like. You can look it up. Sounds interesting, man. What does it say, like, the amount of time? Like, I don't, I don't remember exactly like... Between 300 and 2,000, I think.

I'm especially like that's something wild like that. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like the hundreds is more like... $500 to 2,000 times sweeter than sugar. Yeah. It's nuts.

Dude, the water was like gator-red. I was like, to the part of I couldn't drink it. I was like, I'm throwing this water out. So I got to want sweet. How big were the grains? Like, it was like a, like, a, like, you can... Because it wasn't like, say, a sugar grain, right? That must be bigger.

It was like, it was like thicker than sugar, but smaller than coffee. I don't know. It's, it's very minute the difference. It's like, you like, you like, coffee grinds, you know? Yeah, I see. Which kind of grinds? More of a, like, a... When I're getting into territory, I don't even, I don't even, I'm not that much of a coffee.

I am a coffee drinker when other people make me coffee. Folders are lifted. I don't, I don't make my own coffee, really. I, um... I make my own espresso sometimes, but... What is the, what is the Hispanic one called? The fucking Goya brand coffee? I've never had Goya

Braint coffee I've never seen it You mean olives? What? Goya olives? You mean beans? No. Goya beans?

Goya beans? That what it's called. I don't know what you're talking about. It's like yellow, it's like goldish yellow. It comes like a reddish, I think a cup on it. Folders. It's something, it looks like folders. Costello or?

I think that's what it is. I think I have that. Yeah, the red and yellow coffee. I have that, yeah. Have it open. I get the Nestle, Nestle, a house blend. That one's pretty good. And then they, well, whatever.

And then Jojo has all this other stuff. There's some shit called Jacobs. That's actually pretty good. It's like a, it's like a, Jakobs. Jakub. Yakub's coffee. Over there and they're stupid. And their stupid fucking foreign European land.

Could you imagine they, and fucking, I don't know, fucking Kazakhstan, wherever Jodos from, they have a, yeah, she's from Kagoslavia. fucking they have fucking yacob brand coffee there's a bit of black on it I've been new I would I would be so confused

like if they actually because I'd be like black what it makes that was that was complete non-sequenter black but it's like what why would you choose this that's that they know about

Yakub is interesting too that's the whole thing like there's so many questions yeah the choice selling stuff that's kind of obscure like why would you use something it is a weird thing to use it but sometimes that's the best thing to use

is like something that people don't know about because you could just repurpose it because no one has any pre-under preconceived understanding of what it is I guess a second world would do that also yeah exactly made them there's probably Donald Duck on like fucking some company in like some startup company

in like a newly first like kind of an up-and-coming nation where it's like we'll just take this fucking image of a duck nobody knows what this is over here. Second world countries are developing countries, right? Those are the ones that are on the way up? Yeah, those are the ones that like they're not...

Are there second world countries or is it like me? Yeah, actually, well, so like say for example, Lithuania is considered a... A lot of countries in Eastern Europe because post-so, oh my God, Soviet Union where they started basically from like, they were like destitute and it was all fucked up and then slowly started building themselves back up.

So they're not, quite on the level of, say, Western Europe. They're not first world either. Yeah. So it's like they're doing all right. I guess it's kind of like first and third person to me where I'm like, is there a second person? Well, there is, but like, you know.

Second person is hard to describe. It's like. Yeah. It's like you describing yourself, I guess, right? I'm not, I'm not going to get you. Somebody's describing you to you, right? I literally don't know. I think it's someone I'm describing you to you.

I've never. But you can't be a third. You can't. You can't. I think I remember researching this one. and finding the answer to be like kind of underwhelming. So I just never...

You can't pilot a second person experience. You can pilot a third and first one. But you can't do the third. No, you're probably right. I don't know. If I'm mistaken. Let's see what this says. Let's see what it says.

Second person's point of view in writing means the narrator directly addresses the reader using the pronoun you. Yeah. So it's fourth wall shit. Oh, so it's... Well, no, it's the narrator doing this. It's not the person experiencing directing it to the narrator. So it's like a choose your own adventure book?

That's the fourth wall. That's the fourth wall. view. Well, isn't that, well, like, the narrator directly addresses the reader, using the one on you. The reader is, the reader is, oh, you mean like, technically. So, like, okay, instead of, uh, so is Dungeons and Dragons kind of like a, technically is second person experience. A second person? To a degree. To a degree. Yeah, the DM is part of the second person. The DM is in the second person. I guess the DM is second person, I guess. Yeah, that makes the most sense. And then the fourth wall would be the

person directly acknowledged a DM. Or like the, the, the, the character within the story, acknowledging the reader and not the narrative because the narrator the narrative is separate from the characters so and then the character characters acknowledging the reader like look at the camera person thing is like you feel like imagine you feel

the character looks something like the DM is like hey what's going on you're like I'm done that's not you no more no it's his own thought it's independent thought all right do you want to questions let's get some questions on the board yeah I guess let's wrap it up yeah

I think we're about done now. Bye guys. All right. Let's get some questions left by our lovely. Well, not lovely. I don't know them personally. Our horny homeless patrons. Our existing patrons.

That's for sure. Some of them might actually be homeless now, man. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah. Sorry if you, uh, yeah, I guess we should mention the fucking palisades are gone. Like entirely. I think there was one guy's house who survived and everybody's got a conspiracy about it. I also saw like,

I don't know if I saw the same house because I was like this house I'm like where's the I don't see any doors on this house is this AI The doors burned away The house is fine except for the fucking doors Yeah the door the door burned away and underneath it was a wall I had to unfollow some guy Or because you know on Facebook you can unfollow

But not unfriend people like you'll still be friends with them Just unfollow their feed You know like I only go on Facebook just to check my memories But this guy that I went to school with every time it was his post about something, oh, you know that they could have easily put these fires out, but then I'm like, oh my God, like, bro, stop. I love the kick that Bill Burr's been on lately.

I don't know if you said, like earlier today he was on, or not earlier today, but like earlier today I saw that he was on, I think, I don't know, one of those late night shows, Kimmel, I think. And he was just like laying into, I think, the right people, which made me very happy. I like Bill Burr a lot. What do you say? He was talking to tirade against him in general, I feel like.

Yeah, he was talking, he was, he was talking, I think he said, like, Free Luigi or something at some point. But he was talking about how, like, everybody on the internet is like, I think they handle it like as best they could. Everybody on the internet's like, ah, yeah, I think, uh, I know more about this than everybody on the ground, I think, actually. And he's just like making fun of everybody. It was good. Yeah, I like Bill Burr a lot. He's great. He's been on a kick lately.

He's been on a kick lately. Yeah, he's probably like, he's probably just tired. He probably has the same frustration that we do every time. we look at anything. Yeah. Versus like, it is nice to see. I think what he's going through right now is that like people were kind of calling him insensitive

and like shitty, like being a shitty person back in like 2016 when he was like making jokes genuinely. And he's like these guys actually suck. He's like these guys actually suck. Like real like real bad people. Yeah. Yeah. That's that's that's.

This guy's fucking racist and dumb. It's cool, but he is as well. It is. I will say it is nice to see some of those weirdos Some not not even most Some of them acknowledge that like oh maybe we're going a little bit too hard on the paint Yeah yeah like yeah maybe they were just shitty jokes And and like mean spirit or not they're just jokes it's just trying to make people laugh

Yeah Yeah and not fucking not Nazis It does make me feel though seeing all this stuff it makes me feel like it does like bring it's like you get what you fucking deserve you know what I mean

yeah it's just like look what you did look what you did you stupid bitch I want to rub their noses in all of it it's like you fucking look what you fucking did

you stupid bitch now you don't rub me nose to them you break their nose into their brain because you couldn't because you couldn't handle

it when I was like that's gay I didn't really mean it literally and I know it's not cool but like I'm not an evil fucking psycho

how do we How do you fucking know that? How you fucking know that? You're fucking retains. There's like the type of people that would, somebody would apologize for doing something wrong and it would never be enough. You know, it was like that. Yeah, that is where, that is. Because like, the lack of a path to rehabilitation from people who supposedly believe in that. The, that is it always infuriated me. It's like the prison. Oh, the prison systems don't work. You can't punish people like that. You have to rehabilitate them except for when they say something. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So fucking hypocrites. It's what got me for, because it's like, for me, it's the thing was like, people criticizing what other people would say. I think some stuff could be using. I think unfortunately it was weaponized in a way that, like, you know, was no one's intention. Most people's intention was not to be weaponized the way it was.

But unfortunately, it was used to do that. But then when people are like, nah, we were, no, we were, we made some wrong moves, but we're trying to move to a better spot with this. And they're like, no. And it's like, well, then what the, what do you want? What do you want? What do you want? Do you want people to just be like, oh, I made them a... So a little kid that was five years old that caused the fire is forever an arson.

He's an arsonist. Yeah. He's an arsonist. That's just, yeah, those people, it's so annoying. Now, look, that we just got to deal with... I don't know. I just, I don't know. I had to get the, he was sitting in my head and I had to get him out.

It's like Doug and Squidward. I don't know. Dougward. Dougward. I haven't drawn a little feller in a while. It has been a while. Like, you did have that whole. gang on the on the on the on the shirt right

he looks better out of focus it's actually more like Skeeter it's like Skeeter and Doug if Skeeter and Doug merged Skee no it's Skeeter and Doug together he's ski widwogg skwogward ski woodward Skidwogwood Squidward

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song would you eat um no Indian street food absolutely not as terrible as it sounds I love Indian people look fuck no it was I was what's Indian street food are you See, here's the thing. I was on board until I started seeing many. The TikTok ruined it. Many. Is it like a lot of bugs?

No, if it was bugs, I wouldn't even care because I'm like, it's going to cook them out or whatever. Oh, I mean like if it's the main course. Yeah, yeah,

like a scorpion on a stick. No, not that, no, because it's like, it's just food, but the way they prepare it. I just assume it's all Temple of Doom food. See,

I wouldn't, I wouldn't even mind that because I'm just like, oh, this is a different flavor. I'm, but like, it's, like,

I can't get over the fact That a lot of them just, they're just walking around barefoot, also preparing their food with their feet. And like, there's like certainly, yeah, there's like non-type stuff and things. The motherfuckers are like preparing things with their feet and with their fucking filthy ass hands. And a lot of it was just like, I was like, I, yeah, I'm good. I just don't know what I would do. I just, just knowing that. It can't be that much dirtier than street food is, though, is it?

I think it's a little bit dirtier because. a lot of time stuff is pre-packaged, like people, like say they have their chicken, their hot dogs, whatever, they have them in a package. Right. And it's in a very sterile factory. And then people just put it on a grill

and it kind of sterilizes stuff because it's being killed by the fire. But it's just the visual of motherfuckers could have fungi or whatever. And I don't know what's between their fucking toenail. I just knowing that people, because I know there's a lot of people that back in the day did shit like that.

But now we have tools that we don't have to do that anymore. The nature of cooking usually destroys most of the stuff that's in it genuinely. Yeah. But it just feels unsanitary in a way I'm not comfortable with seeing that. It's more of a feeling. It's more of a vibe where I'm like, I don't. That's all it is. It's like if somebody literally, I saw, like if somebody put their dick in hamburger meat and then cooked it, it's not really going to do anything.

But just knowing. It's the stank. Motherfucker put his dick in there. You're like, let's not on that. And you're like, that's why I don't... Did you just do that? That's why I don't think a lot about... 995.

995. It smells scrumptious. And you're like, I don't give a fuck. Yeah. That smells really good, but I'm sorry. You're paying for the peace of mind that a dick hasn't been on the burger. Right. That's part of the payment, you know.

I remember at Fox, there used to be some surveillance CCTV show showing people doing shady shit. And one, I just never forgot. Like a guy had like a lemonade stand kind of thing. And he would, he would fucking know. He actually would get hard and swirl his dick in. Remember the video of that guy? It was like some muscular, it was a muscular dude with the fucking apron on.

And he was making iced coffee and he mixed it with his dick and then drank it. And I was like blood. That is next slide. I was like, brother. I would never do that. I would never do that. I would never do that. Why the fuck would you do that?

drinking where my dick was. No, he drank it. Oh, so he drank it himself. Yeah. When he was cycling. Let's see, I don't, I don't even, I don't, I guess that's a weird fetish. I mean, it's all a fetishy thing, but see, like, I don't understand, like, just putting your, dipping your dick in a drink.

What do you get from having somebody drink that? Like, it's, it's not like they're. The satisfaction of knowing that they're drinking your dick. My dick was in there. I put my dick in there. My dick's been in your mouth. You might as well suck my dick now. You basically have sucked my dick, actually.

That must be, that's the connection. That's it right there. It's such like 13-year-old ass fucking... You technically suck at my dick. And then you put him in prison. Imagine being 40. Imagine being 40 in doing that. You should be shot dead.

Yeah, absolutely. I think so. Yeah, like if you get caught doing that, like you need... Even if you don't get caught, even if people just assume... If people have said that you did this and no, there's no evidence on it, you should still be shot. That's the danger. You had me. I was with you for a little bit into you.

You're still with me. Come on. Come with me. Come with me. Don't say that. Come with me on the side of no due process. I would say it's got to be 10 or more people, 10 plus people. 10 plus people, well, we can easily organize that. It cooperates in horrible. I feel like hopefully it can't be off from a similar source like say friend groups. Like yeah, it's from this discord or it's from fucking Reddit or it can't be that. Right, right. It has to be people who have no connection. It was like, God damn, this motherfucker is racked up 10 isolated. So if you get accused of being gay 10 different times.

By law, you are now gay. Yeah, you're gay. By decree of the most high end, our president fucking Elon Musk, you are now a gay person. Would that work for me say, say, um. Can we talk about him faking the game stuff by the way? No, what do you do? Did you see that stuff? What do you do?

So he, he, you know, you know, what? is a path of exile, right? I know it was Diablo, I think. No, no, no, he was playing Path of Exile 2. It was Path of Exile 2. It was part of Exile 2. Diablo is another one that I assume this is true about as well. But, like, so Path of Exile 2 is a, like, it's an ARPG.

It's very, like, mouse-oriented, it's a physicist. It's not my kind of game at all. I don't even pretend to be into those games. It's like Diablo. It's a fucking. It's a lot. It's intense, though. Like, it's a lot of shit.

I used to play a Path of Exile with my friends. Yeah. Yeah. But anyway, so he claims that he's like one of the top players in the world of this game, right? And he has an account that is, you know, that's one of his accounts. And, you know, he has it and he plays the game. And, you know, it's like, well, it seems like it's him. And then I think he did a stream on Twitter, which, by the way, are terrible.

He's so on an... He's not entertaining at all. It's actually one of the main reasons why I'm convinced that that Adrian Dittman guy is not him. Because I just don't think he... I don't think Elon actually has the capability of like... talking to an audience in a way that in any in any in any in any way really yeah but so he was he he was streaming and he was just caught doing things that like if you're for a character of that level to be doing the things that he was doing made no sense like he was like he didn't know how to

use the map and like there were like like he was clicking on grade out things that like clearly didn't do anything but like if you if you made it to that level like how you know that he was dragging things into his influence inventory, like manually, which is like... That's like a stylistic thing. Like, I do that too, because I like the way that feels. But, like, I'm not a top player. Yeah, right.

Like, you're not doing that if you're a top player. Exactly. And then there was also a thing, like, he has, like, his own set of maps. And it's called Elon's Maps. So, I mean, obviously, Ackham's Razor, he's a fucking billionaire CEO. He probably doesn't have a lot of time to be the fucking number one player of a fucking video game. Absolutely not.

So he pays people to play it for him Who are good who can secure him some good loot So that when he does have the time to play He can bug out with like all a bunch of good shit Yeah I wouldn't even really begrudge somebody for doing that Honestly like if it's like whatever If you got the money and it's if it's that

If that's ultimately like a percentage of If it's like a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a penny to you To do that to make sure that you can get the best stuff And then you know you don't have the time to do it anyway Whatever yeah But to pretend like it's you That's the only part It's the embarrassing part

To me That's the only part that is That's actually stupid Because in the world of In that type of in those type of games Especially like say pay to win type of shit Even though like Path of Exile is relatively like Like skins and shit like that

Yeah So it's not really necessarily pay to win Unless they change it I haven't played in so long Yeah I don't know At least like when I started it was There was no pay to win mechanics But say people would still buy

Fucking fat accounts Think about when Wow popped on. People would make careers grinding accounts and selling them. Yeah. And like so it's a legitimate strategy. I don't get what fuck. Like there's nothing there's nothing wrong with especially like and let's say like you really love video games. But your life requires you to like what Elon I assume like there's so much about him that if he just wasn't a fucking complete cunt about things.

I would have no problem with him. Yeah. Everything he does is it comes off as like I want you to. think I'm cool so bad. That's the thing I want you to think I'm cool so bad. It's embarrassing. Like dude, if you- It's desperate. If you bought Twitter and you, like, if he bought Twitter and he was cringe about the way he did stuff,

but it was like, I'm cringe, I'm sitting fine in my cringes. I don't care. I'd have no problem with the shit he did. You know? Yeah. I did he does shit and he's like, yeah, dude, this is a funny joke, huh? It's like, no, you fucking artist. It's not fucking funny. It's not fucking funny. It's not funny. He can't buy it either. He can't buy funny. And that's frustrating. He's trying.

He wants so desperate. But what sucks is... And he's vengeful now about it. That's why he's doing what he's doing. Yeah. Yeah. He has, it's...

I'm surprised he's so weird that he just doesn't... Because I saw that there was... He was sitting in like a dark room or some shit and I was like, what the fuck is he doing? So I guess that was him streaming. Oh, maybe, yeah. Yeah, like, because I saw he was just sitting. I was like, why the fuck?

Because it's almost like he wanted the aesthetic of like that he's just the average everyday gamer just turning on his fucking webcam. Yeah. Because I'm like... You're not. And no one expects you to be. That's the whole thing. That's what I'm like, bro, just have a little studio with nice lighting.

Like, it's, that's not, that's just a few hundred dollar investment. Or bro, just, you know, for real, just be like, yeah, I mean, I, yeah, I mean, you know, he could even use it. He could even use the truth to build himself up, which is frustrating because he could just be like, yeah, I'm busy doing a lot of really important stuff. So I don't have the time to grind out. But I've, I've paid some people to, you know, get some accounts to a really high rank so I can, have some free time to fuck around and I'm paying people really good money to do it

you know employing people literally every literally everything about it like everybody would think that would be cool everybody would think that would be like yeah I mean like maybe some people would be like dumb about it

who cares who like you're Elon Musk why do you care yeah and it's just like it's the fact that he cares so much for the position that he's in is like

dude I barely care now where I'm at I can't even imagine how little I would care if I had like nothing to worry about ever

I would be like most billionaires I would be a shadow. I mean, I would, I would be playing video games. I would be that

South Park fucking, the, yeah, I would absolutely be. I actually played, I actually played Marvel rivals like that

for the first time in a while and I felt great. You just see? Oh, really? It felt, it felt cool,

but it felt really detached in the way I didn't like because I felt like, I felt like for one game, I felt primed. Oh,

yeah, interesting. Oh, gotcha, elimination. Oh, wow. Bunny haunt. Cool, cool, cool. And then I was like, I don't like this. I'm not present.

The problem that I find with... That's what happens. The problem that I find with mouse and keyboard personally is that like, I can't just... You're turning to get to this dude right now. Yeah, you're turning to get to... The fangs. The thing to me that, like, I just can't do mouse and keyboard, man. Like, I can do it kind of okay, but like it doesn't feel.

is comfortable and I think the problem is that the position that you're assuming when you do that, when you're like on mouse and keyboard is so similar to the position that you're using when you write out like a manifesto, you know? I mean, that's why it's starting to work for me

because I put that mindset into it. You ever just write a manifesto and you just find yourself Yeah, well, every day. What happens when they So manifesto has to precede murderous acts, right? No, you could, well, no, because like, no. Mine Conv is a manifest, no? Yeah.

And it proceeded. Well, murder is that. But how much way later? Yeah. A little bit. He was on the move. That was like,

oh, Jackpot, it's time. And Kingston, well, I don't know. It's exaggerated. What's exaggerated?

Hey, yo. Wait, wait, wait, wait, which aspect? Exaggerated. If you want,

if you would like to. There's one right answer and there's one. If you would like to save yourself. I think we all know what I'm talking. That's what. The next wind is about the. That's why Chris has no more He rises up like

Beetlejuice from like the No like that Buddy Buddy out of the fucking fountain Oh yeah Well it's the same And he's gay And he's like

And he's gay And he comes up with AIDS And he's like I'm like don't cough on me You know That's right I forgot that he is gay And he's gay Yeah he's gay

He's gay and he has AIDS He has gays Oh poor guy Oh man I don't really Yeah whatever Not even a little bit I don't give a shit about him

I want him to suffer I want him to have the most painful version of AIDS. I want it to be rapid and painful. Oh man, I love that. That's great. I love that that happened. I love that story went viral. Someone tweeted I prayed for this.

That is such a crazy thing to say. I prayed for this. Yeah. Did Destiny ever acknowledge that? By the way, I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. Is that? That's too different. I'm joking.

For people that deserve to. that that is Chris combining two separate things into one. He's just joking. He's combining the idea of Arthur Morgan talking and in a fucking black professor from I think it should leave attempting to steal people's food. That is so stupid. I've actually surprised at you.

Only us. Only people that are your, only me and like Ben and Mick would know that. Probably. Everybody else would be like. I feel like we have. audience crossover with i think you should leave that show is absurd it's exactly the kind of stupid shit that we fucking

it's a little bit more than that i think but i think that is probably one of the funniest things i've seen in the last five years i think the first season was so funny there are moments that i bet money that if you watch you'd have to go to sleep after because you'd laugh too hard it's a sketch show show it's like it's definitely like it's hit and miss based on like you know what your vibe is but there's some of them that fucking do

That burger one is one of my favorite sketches probably of all time. He was like, that burger looks great. I'm gonna eat that. What is it on? I think it's on Netflix, but you can probably find the individual sketches on YouTube and stuff. Like, you don't need to watch like episodes. It's not like episodic.

What is the funniest skit from that show? I think the funniest. I love that person. The buttery one's really good. The hot dog car one is fucking classic. That's a classic one. Yeah. And then there's the,

we're looking for the guy who did this. That image is. The coffin flops. Coffin flops took me out for a while. Yeah. He makes a show about where he just records funerals and then he records the bodies falling through the caskets. And it's so violent the way some of them fall.

And some of them are just naked. So just naked bodies falling out of caskets on people sometimes. It gets a little bit, sometimes it gets a little bit too like we're being loud and loud is funny. It gets a little bit like that sometimes. But like the ones that hit hit from that show. I think you should leave it as a good show. Anyway, we wasted too much time, so we're done. Bye.

No questions. Why are you clapping off of you? That's so crazy. That's so crazy. I was trying to clap as off feet as I possibly could. Somebody was like, tisoming out. They were like, oh, oh. There's one frame where he's Dr. Manhattan.

That's how hard he's coming out. He's blue. Leave me alone. What if he gave everybody in that rule? Leave me alone. That kind of is like, yeah, yeah. I've fallen into such a situation. huge wormhole with that series.

That's not looking at the, like the, um, they started looking at the voice actors. Oh yeah. Like hearing them just like have conversations. Roger Clark, Arthur was just on with,

um, uh, oh, Acman, yeah. He was. Yeah, he had a whole interview with them.

It was really interesting, actually. Like you were, he was apparently like a book about the history of Red Dead for with some professor. Oh, really? Like, who wrote about it and like he's,

he does the audio, Arthur Morgan does the audio book. What's his name? Professor Redd? Reddiction. I don't know. Professor Reddemption. Professor Reddicton.

Professor Redemption. I thought you thought it was a genuine question. Professor Redemption. Redemption. My name is Redemption. That's so stupid. Well, fuck. I'm going to have to go to the court and change my name.

And while he's there, he's like, this sounds like an interesting. It sounds interesting. Maybe I should be involved in. A bunch of me would start to change their name to Redemption. That's bad. That's just like Vin Diesel. It's just stupid. It just doesn't.

He's like 15. Is his name Francis? Something is Francis, right? No, Mark something Sinclair. Yeah, it's Sinclair. Yeah, I remember that. It's so strange to him because he's like, he's like definitely mixed race,

but like, where, you know? Yeah. It's like one of those like, where? I knew that. You know what's funny? I knew that name. Yeah. The Sinclair thing. But I couldn't, I only remember things

after I'm reminded. After you're like, oh yeah. Like, I knew that. Well, Doug, because you don't have that ambient knowledge in your head. The fuck. Anyway, let's get out of the fucking questions. I only know things when I'm totally.

about, I'm only, I only answer things when I'm asked questions. It's like, well, obviously. What? Nothing, bud. This is, this is, you see, you saw the, the, fuck questions. Do you see the, the rock and, you know, the rock and Vindy's were beefing, right? You know about that? No.

Because they both have big dick egos and shit. Yeah. None of them, either of them could lose fights on the Fast and Furious and all this shit. They got all this beef and stuff. And then The Rock left the franchise. But then. And then he made a cameo in Fast 11 or whatever or 10, whichever was the last one. And then he's going to be in the next one.

So they're like, oh, they made up. But there's, they didn't really make up. And there's a, they posted a picture together. And you can see it. They're like, you know, they say a thousand words, where the thousand words. I was like, you see the Rock's eyes? Like he's smiling, but his eyes are not like, he's like, fuck this guy. They're like.

And then fucking, uh, the Rock. is cradling him like a fucking like a they're basically he's trying to like dominate him yeah but then vin diesel is the same high vind diesel's like six foot or six one and the rock's like six five but they're like the same height there's so much shit going on in that one picture i'm like they're still beefing but like we're trying to pretend like they're not they're both smiling like fucking mr beast um that's funny what makes it insane is that like imagine like imagine having trying to have that much like it's so silly it's dumb as fuck it's dumb as fuck but that That's how masculine men are, dude.

You're so rich, you're so good, like men and women are sucking your dick. And then you just, you don't need anything else. But for some reason, just on a fake movie, a movie that is fake, you have to pretend like it's what? Like, I think it's more or less like they were like, they're both like action stars and in the dead. I think the thing got, the bud got burned way early. And now it's like the guy, in fact, he even did that to me. So it was respectful. But there's more fuck is like Jason Mamo who are like, wear a dress and doesn't give a fuck.

I will get butt-fucked. They can cast me in fast and fierce and get butt-fucked for 10 minutes. I don't care. What is that like? What is that? For 10 minutes. It just cuts to that.

Because of Neil Gaiman and Derek in the room. And it's just like, that's it and has nothing to do with the fucking plot at all. His dick looks like this. His dick looks like this. Yeah, clear. But like, you can see the cum going through it. That is so much scary.

It's like those old like see through like N64 controllers. That's cool. Poor thing I love that. I had a clear game. That aesthetic was the Game Boy color. That was very 90s. It was like late 90s, early 2000s. It's like, oh, we want to see how things.

Yeah, I want to see what it's about. Like it actually is fascinating. I don't know what any of this shit is. It's cool. It looks like fucking crazy. What the fuck is like a super computer? Like if you fucking threw like wires and chips at me, you're like build that. Look, what are you talking about?

No. I'll build you a chair. I'll build you a chair with instructions. Like I could wrap, I could wrap my head around like putting together a chair for you. But like, I can build. Yeah, I can build a chair. I can build a hut. But like you want to like, oh.

I could not build the hut. I'd live in the mud, bro. You just live in. You're just. I'd live in. Womping around of the mud I would go in it And I would spin around like an ape

Until it's like a fucking Somehow I make like a wall And then I would just fucking You're just gonna spin so fast That you're just gonna keep going down To the earth Drill I spin so fast it turns to the Taj Mahal

Spinning around like a Like a Spinning around like a Spinning around like a Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Did you read a question yet? No No

You're talking about spinning a around like a Shrek and shit or something Like I don't know That sounds like an old Timey thing You're just been around like a Shrek and shit Like a Shrek and shit We ain't gotta worry about Shrek attacks no more

Dude I I there's a line It's so weird like There's certain comedians that like I don't particularly like I wouldn't put them on like my top list Or anything Yeah

But like there's a line from John Oliver When he was hosting the Daily show There was like a period of time Like in the early like Maybe mid 2015 2010s or something, maybe a little bit earlier, where he was hosting in John Stewart's absence, John Stewart would do something.

And he was talking about Estonia and how they have better internet than the United States, like by like a wide margin. And he talked about how like, this is a country that still looks like it worries about Shrek attacks. And that has lived in my fucking mind

for years. We're making fun of our friend yesterday because his wife I kept popping out. And I was like, How real of a fear is a hag to you? I think I literally, like, how scary is a witch to you? I think I literally said, like, in that call, like, he has to worry, like, that he's, his computers got stolen by, like, a Shrek or something.

Like, the idea of a Shrek. A Shrek. Like, not an ogre. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you think you could defeat a Shrek? Like, if Shrek came into, you have to steal your Shrek? No. I could beat an ogre, I think. The only thing that I can do is slow it down by, like, maybe breaking its leg.

Because it's like sticks. They're like sticks. It's like hitting him, hitting him in the legwork. He has a really tiny legs. His legs are really? Is he like Johnny Bryce? Like a Johnny Bravo type character? Your legs are much bigger than his, I'm sure.

Shrek? Yeah, Shrek has. But they're beefy though, aren't they? They're your size. There's a little muscle in it, I guess. But it's like, it's like a baguette, dude. It's like a baguette. That is great.

Yeah, pull up Shrek. Jamie, pull up Shrek. Like Shrek's lower body is disastrous. He's skin. hips everything but chest and arm day. I hate my life, John. I hate my life jokes. I didn't ask to hear that, Jamie.

Pull up Shrek. Hey, Jimmy, do you want to swallow him his barrel? He has calves and shit, but look at all tiny his legs. He has, he has probably your size legs. Probably smaller. Like, yeah, okay. Well, no, he's much bigger than people. I forgot.

He's much bigger than people. I mean, he's also large. He's way bigger than people. So the problem is it might be like one of those things were, like, Brock Lesner, if you ever seen his body, he looks like he has chicken legs, but he's such a mass of human. His legs are still big. Dude, he looked like a freak.

If you caught Shrek sleeping, you could bend his leg back and break it, you'd have to do it quick before he, like, engages it. You could, like, pop his leg out. You could pop at least one. You'd better get out of there before the... You're not going to get the second one, probably. If he wakes up, you're in trouble, though.

He's like, well, James-Says! He brought Lesnar's legs compared to his torso. Oh! You see, like, his legs don't look, like, impressive, comparatively? In that, in that, anybody's only impressive? His legs are insane. But, like, yeah, like, since he's a huge person, ooh, Matt jerky.

There's some Matt Hat jerky. There's some fucking beef jerky company. But, uh, yeah. Notifications of the beef jerky company? I mean, it's, it's one of those things that, like, I ordered from them, like, once or twice. And then I never unsubscribe from their fucking email list. I have the same thing with Best Buy. I get Best Buy notifications and I know I can just shut it off.

Thank you for reminding me. I got to cancel my best buy account. Wait, or what happened? What does I cancel it? Because, you know, I'll get my computer fixed. I had to do the one year. Oh, did you go to the Geek Squad? Yeah.

Dude, the Geek Squad ruined my PC in 2004. Do they filled my computer with bees? Isn't that like a real thing? Didn't like some... What was that? There's like a viral video. There's like a... There's a video of some guy calling text support.

It's one of my favorite videos ever. But like it's like a guy calling text report about like, I think there's something wrong with my computer. Yeah. And he brings the guy in. He's got like a hidden camera and he opens it and it's just full of beads. He goes... he goes like, I don't know what's wrong with it. It just, it just won't turn on.

And the computer guy's like, he's like, this is not what this is supposed to be. And he goes, I don't. And he's pointing at the beans and he's like, is this the motherboard? And he goes, this is food. This is beans. And that line delivery is so good. Like, this is food.

This is beans. Like an earnest, like plea with the person to please understand that this is not how it's supposed to go. I love nerds. They're just like, sir, you don't understand at this point that you're getting punked. I know. He's just puzzled. He's just like, but he's also.

That's the hubris of man, isn't it? Because like you, in, in that situation, he just assumes I'm so smart. And this person is so stupid. So stupid. I think, I think in a more honest way, he's just like really confused. Because I feel like when you're very confused, you're infinitely stupid. Nobody is that stupid where they think fucking be beans. Beads like.

like especially nobody that young I could believe it if like you're like maybe like 90 but like that guy was like fucking 28 you're insane like your dementia and there's like beans in your computer like that would make sense like some British guy has the fucking Heinz beans they're just swimming in that tomato sauce

I don't get it I thought this was the liquid cooling I thought this was the brain cooling is this the cooling technology is bain cooling no sir you feel the computer do it bege and it cools

it off. There's not supposed to be beans in your computer. Oh, you right certain? What's the name of the movie where the guys are monkey? Is the Royal Geek Squad? What is it? What is that you? Like the geek council? Yeah, that squad

is the geek, the geek coven, the geek what's a British squad? The Greek court, the court of geeks. The court of geeks. The court of geeks. The court. You shove up. Sir. You've shoved the court. of gigs, have you?

What seems to be the issue, sir? What, you have delicious beans in your fucking computer, mate. We value your beans, more, we fire our women over here. Wait, hold on, you, you, you've just called the court of, court of geeks to solve a problem.

Okay. Do you, like, I'm knocking. Oh, oh, oh, yeah, come in, come in, come in, yeah. Hello, hello. I need, I need, um, do you fix it, uh, something that ails me, sir? Do you need a,

video game console installed. I'd rather you come and check my computer. We charge for that. Did you know that? I'm right away you do. We charge. Right away you do. We charge you $50 to plug your PS2 in. I need not help with PS2. I'm not even fucking joking.

Do they were just saying, I'm not even fucking joking. Dude, when I found that out, I was like, that's a joke is. That's a real story. Well, I don't know how much it is, but like, I remember going to Best Buy and like seeing like a sign that said video game console installations like as one of the things they have

I know that's right so I saw that and immediately I thought how much can I do on my own if they're like if they're charging for like just to plug an A-DMI and an AC adapter into a wall and a TV what what else are they charging for that seems to me like

it's above my you know skill level that actually is like completely easy that's it's nuts that's right ridiculous We'll install your video game console for you. Thank God, mate.

Thank God you're here, mate. Thank God you here, mate. I was looking at the pamphlet and I could not, I just don't. There's so many two wires. There's so many two wires. Do I put this in the toaster? I don't understand. He puts in the toaster.

He kills it. Do I love? No. A dream. He's flashing his bed in the kitchen and he died. He died. Do I slam the Hidemi cable into the screen? Hidemi.

And what I do here is. It's him putting his console in the microwave and standing right next to him. So right. And he's like chipping at the fucking glass. It's just it's just all green in there. And he's chipping at it. But then you hear, but then you hear, bra.

Blah. Bram. Blah. Bram. I think I got it. So if all I'm understanding this correctly, I plug it in for like 12 hours, unplug it,

then plug it into the TV because then it's charged, yeah? Is that how it works? That seems about the right way it goes. What's the battery life on by Xbox? Let's start. Let's start. Let's start.

Let's stop making fun of a first. I'm sorry. And talk about this movie about this monkey fella. Oh, yeah, that's right. We didn't even talk about that. Robbie Williams. Little George. Yeah.

Curious Rocker George. Yeah. By Curious British British. By curious George. By curious George is a monkeying around and silly little apian adventures. It's just him sucking a banana and then quickly sucking a dick off screen. Damn. That's still.

By curious George. By curious. I heard that joke for the first time. That definitely exists. I had that joke for the first time when I was eight. You didn't hear it. I was eight. I was eight when I first heard that's true.

You didn't hear about him sucking a banana that suck your dick off screen. No, no, no, no. That's a Star Teg original. That's a Star Teg spin. Shout out to us. We all did it.

So Robbie Williams is a music, a musical guy. He's a musician. I forgot the word. He's a musician. Big in the UK and kind of everywhere else but here actually like he took off like everywhere but the United States like nobody gives a shit about him here Yeah I first heard about it because he did like a he featured on a song by the struts which is like a kind of like a British Um queen ask band that's like more recent and I was just like who the fuck is Robbie willing first thing I think of is Robin Williams exactly that's the problem You know I'm just like I'm not yeah stealing his name I don't care but so he had a he had a um a biopic come out and I've read him

America's like, what the fuck is going on? And they make it even weirder is that like he's a CGI monkey in the movie? Yes, he's a chimp. Is he a preference of color or is he a white fella? He's a white fella. He's a white as shit. Ah, it feels weird. It's got the chint. I think it's only fine because he's a white fellow.

Yeah, I think it would be so much worse. It would be fucking. We would have seen it. We would have, we would have been, we would have never, this would have been such a hit. If it was that. I would have seen that movie in a lot.

I would have laughed. Imagine watching Ray, but it's a monkey. It's a monk. Oh my God. What is the hardest someone's ever laughed? What is the hardest? We wouldn't know. Someone's ever like,

he'll die. Because they would be dead. They would be dead. I would laugh so hard, it would be like that gates of heaven would open. If it was literally a black man. Like, if I Googled that and it was like shit about a black person as a monkey,

I think I would even laugh. I think I would get up in my book. I need to leave. One of my favorite aspects of this whole thing is just like seeing all the Americans just confused. Because they're just like, who the fuck is? It's like a sire up. And then the movie just looks weird. And obviously, like, he's a monkey in the movie because that's a weird choice.

And it gets people talking. You're like, what the fuck? There's a monkey movie. It's like the only way that you could really do a biopic without it being standard and boring, I guess. Yeah. But everybody's like, I don't know who this guy is. Is this family monkeys? No.

No, it's just him. No, I didn't think his family was really monkeys in real life. I'm saying in the movie. it's just him. Because I think the idea is like he's like he's like a, he's just like a dance monkey dance kind of like, you know, whatever fucking.

But I've seen interviews that he's given and he's actually pretty funny. I like, I like how he handles it because he's just like, yeah, I don't know. The chimp's funny? Well, the guy is.

I don't know about the chimp. Oh. But the chimp's real, right? Yeah. That's a real. They cast it a real chimp to play to play Robbie Williams. To get him to do all. Dude,

he's like a real person. It took, uh, you know how they, you know, And there was that saying how, like, if you put like a billion apes in a room, like typewriters, they'll write Shakespeare or whatever. They had one ape.

And they had to get it to do a whole Robbie Williams biopic. It was really, so it took about 15 billion years. Yeah. They finally got it. They finally got it. It was like, I get it. No, yeah, I get it. He's like fucking media trained.

There's a scene in that movie. There's a scene in that trailer, at least, where it's him as the monkey. He's on stage. And he's like, for the next. 30 minutes, your ass is mine. And then you hear his music and it's like, me with the floor show, kick it with your torso, something's hitting high in the girls even more so.

And it's like, what could possibly, like, that is so, imagine, like, imagine the wiggles starting a show off. That's what I'm saying. Like, for the next 40 minutes, your ass is mine. You ready to get turned up fuck, nigger, fruit salad. Yummy, yummy, yeah. It's like, it's like, it's like, People are crazy.

People are going crazy. British people are like, oh, oh, oh, oh. He digs. He's getting their hearts out. He passes out before he gets it, though. Yeah, yeah. He's about to get his heart and he passes out. He ripped their own hats heart.

Eat it. Eat it. And then die. He's swallowing back into the plate so they don't die. That's what like, that shit. That's so weird. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know about that movie.

It's so funny. Oh, la. Do you something? I love you understand. Yeah, it's following. I love the aggressive pre-song live concert preamble, followed by like a fucking sponge bomb-ass fucking song. I remember.

C-A-M-P-F-I-R, yes, I want you, I have a take, right? I watch a lot of people. Okay, cool. So I have a lot of people, like, I've been to a few pits before because unfortunately I dated white women. Mosh Pits? Dated white women. And unfortunately, where are we lived?

Kuma Taita Tips. Undefeated. There's a picture of me at like 16 at the Kuma Tatea. It's a hearted. He killed 78 people in 14 seconds. Was your first concert your favorite? No. I think mine was.

Really? I feel like that's probably like rare now. That's why I was asking. You know what my first was actually? Paramour. Yeah, I think I do that. My first concert. Mine was like a RISE show.

That's dope. It was Rise of Remember. and I think the interruptors or something. At that time in Rise 2 was probably dope. Well, the thing about it for me is like, it's the only show that I'd been to where like there was real moshing going on. And I came home with like I got like,

I got kicked across the face. I had like a gash on my nose. It was awesome. Rise had fash pits? I didn't, I didn't, well, it wasn't crazy. It was just like, it was more just rowdy.

Like people were moshing, but it wasn't like, it wasn't like violent. It was just people. What it was, it was people crowd surfing. And then like somebody's shoe like came down and like gashed me in the nose. I think there was.

some real moshing for a day to remember because they had some pretty heavy breakdowns. I went to a dead celebrity status fucking show. And the dead celebrity status? They were like a fucking, I didn't even know that bad. I didn't even know that bad. I didn't even know that bad.

And they were just angry. And I went to a show there. And there was this guy that was your size that picked me up and sland me to the floor. And I was like, what happened? And I got, like it was. But I, from mine. It's like an aunt.

Yeah, yeah. For, from my experience where pits, Pits were fucked places. I learned later in my life that Mosh pits aren't inherently hyper-violent. They don't have to be. They're pretty like aggressive by nature, but they're not like hyper-vivalent out. It's just kind of like everybody kind of agrees to be like kind of shoved around for a little bit and just get like. Some genres.

I went to one unfortunately that were. The Beatles goes crazy. Do people have fucking knives on their fucking. Yeah. They shot John Lennon. Someone comes in with a katana. A lot of a Beatles show. Someone comes in with a katana on his side.

Just ready, just braced. Everyone's doing a circle pit around him and he's just... And thrice. Holy shit. Holy shit. Some guy just like that runs away. That's crazy. He takes a glob in his mouth first.

Yeah. Convosing. His eyes are bleeding. But dude, I went to the show there and I remember one of my, I went with a girl, obviously. I remember her getting kicked square in the face. Yeah. Because one kid did the typical fucking punch, punch and fling leg over. And I'm like, I was like, why do he do that?

Because those people are fucking cunts. And I was gonna like, I was absolutely punch women at Mosh bits. See what you can get away with it. You feel like you get away with it. You shouldn't do that, but that's the place to do it. I was moshing. After, as you're explaining, what happened? You punch your girlfriend in the face.

I wonder who did that. I've seen women get knocked down. We're all looking for the guy we did. I've seen Luminia knocked out and I've always been like Get the complete stop Like get the fuck away from the pit Like if you're if you're if you're tiny

Look I don't even like those shows Like I don't like because it is we call some people They call it there's two different things There's dick moshing and there's crowd killing They kind of became like the same thing But like crowd killing People would go out of their way to hit people That were surrounding the pit

Yeah that's stupid Yeah that's it mostly at hardcore shows And then it slipped into some of the metal aspects And I've seen a lot of TikTok is a lot of people Bringing that those that footage up to surface and people are shitting all over those people It's usually some asshole with the shaved head that thinks he's toughest shit Hating everyone and then as soon as somebody pushes back all of a sudden it becomes a problem

They start and I'm like you I hate when people start shit and then get angry at retaliation It's exactly and that is that is the that is the ultimate Fucking I hate you instance yeah immediately It there is one that is very satisfied factory where a guy German suplex is a guy that's doing that. Because he's fucking, dude, like, fuck it out.

And a guy gets behind them. Dude, you can't really. You can. No, no, I know you can. You really should not do that. It's a bad idea, but it's also like, it's the, to me, it's, there's no better wrestling move. It's the ultimate domination.

It is the ultimate. Like, yeah, because your, your, your, your graph. Get behind them and then just slam them backwards. It's just so crazy. I feel like that should kill some. I bet that should kill some of that. that would kill.

a lot of people. It probably has killed you land on your neck you can definitely go I saw the there's um there's a mosh pit at a weird al show once and some guy like hit

hit some guy he goes in the chest he goes and then he and then he's like oh no all of his veins all turned black

and he turns black for a bit his eyes popped makes the yeah it makes the noise too he says oh afterwards and then fucking quiet the whole time

oh Al just like, yeah, it just gets like, it just gets really eyes are bleeding and shit. And then weird out, I was like, hey, cut that out. And a guy you throw out the record. Oh, yeah. Eat it. Eat it.

Just eat it. You know, my husband of a weird out show would be so fucking funny to say. Crazy, man. I fucking loved it. I loved it. I like. For the next 30 minutes, your ass is mine. Just eat it.

Just eat it. I like little, like, yeah, mom. Pits. I liked regular, like, new metal was my favorite because it was just a, it felt like a bunch of monkeys moshing. People were just jumping around and hitting each other. There was barely black people there. It was using me and one of the things. It was you. It was me and like two other, except for when like corn was in town.

Oh, yeah, corn. Nick is really like corn. It would summon us. That's so weird. There was something about it that I don't know what it was. It was the corn bread. It was the, shut the fuck. No, real shit.

Real shit. That's so stupid. They see a bunch of niggas fucking just That's fucking insane. The problem That shit always That shit goes hard

I'm sorry Can I be It goes hard I'm gonna be honest That shit always makes me laugh It's so silly It's funny as fuck But it does go on

It's so stupid The fucking first chords The first three chords Those first three heavy cords It's like I can understand understand why this would summoning dragons from yugios the food of summoning niggins. No, but that's the first.

I understand the first, I understand the first, like, I understand like snippets of things, like the opening of CK. Yeah. Where it's just like 98 quite bitter things. It's a quite bitter.

96, yeah, whatever the number is. I don't know. Like, like that riff is fucking amazing. That riff is funny. And then it immediately sucks.

It sucks. It sucks so hard. It sucks so hard. It's real. I don't know to me being by music. But dude. Yeah, this just fucking stupid. It's such a, that was the first time I remember being betrayed by music.

Like, I never, I've never started a song being like, this is going somewhere. And then it just doesn't. You know, until that song. Romstein. Oh, yeah. So I don't remember what the song's called, but it's, uh, it's on this, the Mortal Kombat Annihilation. the soundtrack.

So like the fucking riff goes, bro, you don't understand Mortal Kombat is the stable of my existence. Dude, it is for me too and it makes me so sad because I know more about Mortal Kombat than for real I know about like my

maybe my grandpa. Like some of your earlier? Oh, for sure. Like maybe my grandpa. Like I know my grandpa is from South Carolina. Yeah. That's it. Mortal Kombat,

I know exactly why everything happens. Right. I know all the elder gods names. Yeah. I know everyone's moves And I know that 7-0 Went from shooting his ice ball

With O to square Around the same time As the remake on purpose To alter his character It's circle I don't know Oh you freak It's same shit to me

They're all fucking round They did change the Yeah they changed the freeze Oh stupid They changed it And then I know my grandpa's name I don't know his mom's name I don't know what school he went to

I don't know shit about yeah I know I know What's school I went to And her vagina design Yeah, you know the vagina design. But so, yeah, sick-ass riff, right? It was just like, da-na-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-na-na.

It just like starts off hard as fuck. And then he comes in, I feel yourself, man. Big-gand-dan-d-d-d-d-n. I'm like, what the fuck is it? I'm a kid. Not understanding. That would have been way harder.

Like if it went from like being super heavy and then all of a sudden it's just like, hey, everybody, hey. I would have been like, yo. Just this yellow submarine ass. Yeah, but this was just... It's disappointing. Robside was funny to be back in the day. Like, I was like, when you're a kid, you don't understand. That's just epic now.

What that is at all. It's so disappointing because it's just like, these are the riffs that make you want to pick up a guitar in the first place. Yes. You know what I mean? It's like, da-na-na-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-and-that fucking. And then it just... And then it goes immediately, bam, bam, bam. B bram bamb

And you're like, oh, what the fuck is happening? I was okay with that. It's when there's a layer of, I don't even, it almost sounds like a wah on the dude's voice. Because it's the guy, and then there's a little layer under it, that singing simultaneously it's layered.

Yeah, yeah. It almost sounds like he's underwater. It sounds like he's gargling and drowning at the same time. Ging and growing in the population 96. And then, I'm like, dude, this song's crazy. But it was cool that it was in Tonyaac 3. It was a TSP3.

That was cool. I thought that was fun. I really like that. For PS2, right? No, Postal 2. P.S.2. At least 3. Yeah.

No, it was 3. 3. 3 was at both, I think. Yeah. I'm pretty. I'm sorry. What are you? Oh, man, you're scaring me now.

What are you saying right now? I think Tony X 4Skator 3, but it was also on PS2. I think. No, I'm talking about T-S-2. Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3. Yes. TSPS 3. Wasn't that not on PS2?

It was on PS1, I know, but like it could be on PS2 as well. Because Postkater 4 was also on PS1. No, so 1 and 2 were 100% on PS1. I'm pretty sure PS1. 1 and 2 were only PS1. Yeah. Then I think 3 and 4 were PS2 also. I think if I could be wrong.

Number 3 and 4 were definitely PS2. I could swear 4 was on PS1 as well. I don't, at that point. Because they made those games in such rapid fucking succession. I don't think I don't think 3 was on PS1. If it was, I'm shocked. I feel like I swear I remember this. I remember three and four

were definitely PS2 playing them on there. No, no, no, no, it's PS2. You guys are right. You guys are right. It's Porto of four is PS2. No, I don't know three. But what about three?

Yeah, it was three on PS1 at all because I don't remember being on PS1. I don't know. I was on PS1, I don't. Check it out. Just because I don't remember being on PS1. I feel like I remember the case. I know.

The jewel case. I only remember the jewel case for one and two. It's showing the PS2 one. It's on PS1. Show me. Show me a cover. Okay, so this is the PS2 one. I totally, because I had that.

If I'm in the PS1 case. If I'm not mistaken. Because I really remember that. I don't remember at all. I could be having a fucking moment. I could be having a senior moment right now. Because like, it's possible that they did it. Is that real?

I think so. Yeah, I feel like that's what I remember. And it was, it was one. I mean, if it came out in 2001, it definitely can be on PS1. It's another one. That was two. Tony High Pro Skater 3. Those pieces.

It's PlayStation. News station. Okay. I could be wrong, though. I mean, yeah. I, I remember the green side.

Yeah, it was the greatest hits or whatever. I am so curious how that game plays on PS1 because I only played it on PS3. That's, sorry, too. What the fuck?

Sorry. That's what started this confusion at first. I'm like, what do you mean? THPS3, I played on PS2. I wonder how fucking, I don't know how it plays

and how it sounds. Was there definitely How it sounds and how it plays on PS1 I have no like Was there a jump really There's definitely comparison videos Dude Yes

The jump from PS1 to PS2 Was it that like colossal? It was pretty Yeah Especially sound wise Soundwise Sound wise for sure PS1 versus PS2

There's definitely like comparison videos Yeah I wanted to fuck at least You know Three of those skateboards Side by side Yeah so it's I mean It looks like the PS1 version

You know It looks better for sure. Yeah, it looks, it's just more high-res, I guess. Yeah. There's more polygons.

Yeah, that's crazy, though. It's funny because I remember this one. It's so fascinating. Yeah. I remember the PS-1 version for sure. I didn't even know that there was one because we all moved on like at that point.

I got a PS2 in like 2003 or two or something. So I was like a little bit late. I got a PS2 around San Andreas. I didn't get my Xbox. I think around 2004, 2003. I don't remember when I had PS2. It wasn't right away,

but I guess when I played three, Number three, I definitely played on PS2. That's all I know. Yeah. That's so funny. Because I know the people that got PS2 right away and I was jealous because they were talking about Delvin' May Cry and they're like, this fucking game's insane. You got to play this.

And I'm like, oh, cool. Yeah. If I played Devil McRas a kid, I would have been so. I would have been a metalhead. You would have got me. He would have been a gay got guy. He would have bangs over his eyes right now. Yeah.

You would have been a gay goth kid. Because it was much more like the way that he dressed was more allied with like the people that listened to the nine inch nails and shit. I don't think I would have. You would have been. on topic and you would have been you would have wanted to be there. Yeah.

I would have wanted to be there. I had a pulse of that shit from early in my life because I was a fucking weird nerd but I was like now this is gay. It's gay. I'm not gonna like this.

This is gay. And then like me in my fucking 30s dragons and Duneddened dragons is a pretty interesting concept that I really endure. How do you feel as a black man that paramour is your first show? Not really that weird.

Sure. Yeah. Because that's where I grew up. Shouldn't you feel ashamed? My first show was Shug Night. Didn't you shit. Oh my God. I heard the song.

Wait, wait, wait. Bro, I heard it. Holy. They would have murdered him. They would have killed him. He would have got killed. Did you see that? The Eminem leaks?

No. It's fucked you, right? So there was a bunch of leaks from like, I guess, I don't know, one of Eminem's servers or something. Like, I don't know. There's a crazy leak of just a bunch of old songs. And a bunch of, like, from throughout, like, his entire history. Like, unreleased stuff, like stuff that he just cut and just didn't put on albums. And there's one Shug Night Jarl, like, discrack, basically.

And it is so crazy that, like, he would have died. Like, like, Dre definitely stepped in and was like, listen. Do not do it. You don't need that smoke. You don't need to invite. This isn't, I think he even mentions this. I think this is a song he's talking about on like Toy Soldiers when he was talking about how Dre told him to say out of it. But like, it is fucking wild.

Like, that would have got him killed for sure. M would have, M's privilege would have ran out real quick. Yeah, he would have died of. I would have ran out real quick. It was, it was a very. Because it's not even like allusions to it. It's just straight up, I'm holding Shug Knight responsible for, like, the lyrics are like, I'm holding Shugnight responsible for the deaths of the two greatest rappers. He's like, holy fuck.

Yeah, he would have, I mean, Shug is in prison right now, and he's so, he would have done something to him before. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. That, the fear he had in the West. That he got arrested, right? It was a while ago, for sure. The fear he had, he, like, ran someone over or something like that? Yeah.

He ran somebody over in Compton. Oh, man. He had the West Coast in a fucking fear. He had everyone in that cage of fear. It was crazy. So you heard that. song though. It's like it's fucking... So, are you sure you're not ashamed though?

Of what? Which thing? No, I loved. I loved I love her. I would you call it. Haley Williams is a God. I'm I like her even more now. Because she's also been like, she's just like, her aesthetic. She'll just wear like interesting stuff

or like see through like tops and shit. And I'm like, I appreciate that. She's really cool. She's really cool. She's really cool. I can see her titty. She's really cool. She's a little justified my my appreciation for white women. I was like, there was a,

I remember she was gonna, made it okay. Yeah, it made it okay for me. It was like, all right, cool. You guys, they can be good.

Yeah. Yeah. Good stuff. Good stuff. But yeah, I still, crazy enough, I never saw a pair more.

You got me, you got maybe one more chance see them as pair more. I, maybe one more time. I should go. We should go. We should go.

That'd be cool. Next time they were like, even just like vaguely, because I know Lilywood, she's playing misery business again. They're playing like, you know, oh yeah.

like I'm on board. Yeah, when do they turn, like, I don't remember, I think I might actually go do that. Because, like, I always regreted not see, I regretted not seeing Lincoln Park when I was like, when I was actually into them.

Same. You know, same. It's crazy as you had so many things. So many times. They told it rise so many times. I know, would have been such a good show.

Chestert and what his name were like very close friends. You just always feel like some people are just going to be there. You're like, yeah, I just, I figured. You're everything about Michael Jackson too.

Which in retrospect is really stupid. It's stupid. Hyper ignorant. Like, Like, oh yeah, you know who's really gonna be around for a long time? Chester Benny. What a fucking idiot I want.

This guy that's very open about his depressive episodes. The guy that only writes about depression. Like, God damn, what a stupid, stupid Chris. In the end, I'm gonna kill myself soon. Yeah, stop, stop. Call him and see me in concert because I'm gonna kill myself. Because in the end, I'm gonna kill myself.

I'll kill myself. I feel like, I really feel like, I don't know how I didn't hear this before. One thing, he's gonna die. Doesn't matter how are we tried. He's gonna take his own life really sadly. God damn. He's gonna fucking die by his own fucking hands.

This is really fucking not nice. Him singing that is crazy. This is actually probably the most disrespectful. This is more disrespectful than Pee-Herman, I think. Oh yeah, I don't care about Pee-My-Herman. All right. All right. All right.

All right. All right, bye guys. Time news as far as it can go. At least two questions. We have not writing. All right. Shotgun. Shotgun.

Or maybe we just do one episode. Well, no, okay, let's do some. Shotgun. Do you ever see that? I mean, disregard it. Just. Maybe we'll just do an entire episode of 10 questions of, uh, or something or extra

ammo. We'll do, uh, we'll get some questions. Okay, we'll do. Okay. Oh, rapid fire. Rapid fire. We're trying to go three hours. We're going to do it.

I'm going to actually try. I'm going to try. All right. We'll try. 50 shades. of gay wrote in. He says, how do you think life millions of years from now will evolve in the environment

humanity is created today? What do you think any future species that conquers the world will think of humanity of humanity's massive porn addiction when they inevitably find someone's goon stash or maybe a whole server that somehow survived? I don't think any technology is surviving.

First of all, no shot. Millions of years from now, no. That shit goes away within like a couple. Humans are going to be gone. With no maintenance, that shit goes her way in like a thousand years. I see us like I see us hey guys. I think that's the only thing that's going to survive. It'll just be that it'll be us referencing this. I think humanity has a chance. We have a chance to survive. Like you have a chance to

like environmentally. I just can't see it. I think we do. I think environmentally. I think environment I can see it. I think I think we can figure it out. But I think the problem is that we're just not. I think we're just not. I think we're just not. Because we have the potential to do a lot, but we just very seriously choose. You know, we have the Pledge of Allegiance, but they never specify which allegiance. So like, you can, to the, to the F slur? I pledge allegiance to the, to the F slur. We, the United Gapers. We're trying. We're trying. We're trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. You guys are just being complete chimpies. Look, man, I just don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I can't see.

I think the tech, the technocracy, where we are right now, can we reverse? I don't, I just don't see it anymore. I don't think, I don't see that. I think they're responsible to have kids and they're just going to, it's, it's, it's, it's, everything's lost. Yeah, they're just going to get their job taken by air and then they're going to get molested by a robot dog with a human head. Robot dog with human head. You want to see a baby toilet thing. No, what is that?

So I shared on Twitter this thing, like, you check my, it's like one of the more recent things, but it's like a video of like a, uh, Little kid. Like a Boston Dynamics robot With like a like a human head And a little kid looking at it It with a fucking mask on Did you see the video? I was like what the fuck am I looking at it?

See the video of the goat? He had headbutting that child Dude, it ran off. It ran up as it knew it did something bad. I'm gonna slam my skull into a baby's forehead. That's disgusting.

Yeah, isn't that disgusting? What the fuck, dude? I want to unleash that on people tripping on trees. What is that old guy? What's the old man one? I don't know. It's just a little.

man robot just shuffling around. This is disgusting, dude. Yeah, this is where we are now. That's not even science fiction anymore. That's just really, that Mars attacks looking ass fucking shit. We're done. I don't, I, we don't deserve to be here. I agree.

That, next question, that fucking, that, I want to, you know, this was actually worse. I just, I watched, so I was watching that chapter last night, and then there was a guy. A chapter? That chapter, the Irish guy that does two crime shit. Oh, I've never. Oh, these is some fucking nerds. that just does true crimes. They're all popular.

If you want a popular YouTube channel, do true crime. It's going to blow up because all of them have at least a million subscribers. We should commit crimes and then do videos about them. Well, yeah, we'll be on it pretty bad. We'll be true, true crime. True, true crime. True, true crime.

I like that. True, true crime. But I saw a story about a guy that stepdad was, you know, sleeping with his stepdaughter, teenage young one and then killed her. What are you going to do? That shit upset me greatly. but this upset me more. Seeing this, people making these doghead things

and that robotic tiny grandpa, it kind of put something in me where I'm like, I would be completely at peace if an asteroid as big as Antarctica hit this, just hit the earth right now. Oh, I felt that for a while, yeah. Like, I'm completely at peace with absolute case. In fact, like, it was kind of true

like with even just the fires and stuff. Yeah. Because I remember being like, oh, we were getting like notifications and shit like evacuate and I remember me like alright I remember me like surprising and be like maybe I'll lose everything and I was just really calm about it but like if I find out like

if I have to go to a wedding tomorrow and I just remember it I'm inconsolable and I might kill myself yeah ah I see that's a it's like little things big as Antarctica do to this fuck it up

I think I would be fine I don't know about everybody else would it actually like impact so hard that the earth would actually move a bit out of this. The earth would be gone. I don't think it might actually shift it a little bit. But it would absolutely destroy where it hits

and then like fuck up a large area of the world. Then it's just dark for a few hundred years. The world would be gone, I think. Like what, like that big, Antarctic is not big? I think what happened is that I think it would do a lot of damage. But what happens is that the biggest problem from asteroids is the dust it knocks into the air. Well, that's the,

causing the nuclear winter. Right. Well, that's the biggest, that's the biggest problem with asteroids that are that small. If you have a big fucking. Like if the moon hit the earth. Right. Then that's like all pop goes to weasel. I think of it.

That's what I'm saying. If there's a scientist listening to this and I'm sure there are. There might be. I'm sure there are. Our audience is very scientific. Yeah. So if there's any scientists listening to this, please, please correct us or educate us. Because I'm pretty convinced that, you know, the biggest asteroid that's ever hit Earth is not nearly as big as an entire continent.

Yeah, that's true. And I feel like if an entire continent-sized asteroid hit Earth, we'd be done. Because how big is Antarctica compared to, like, other continents? I mean, it's not fucking, it's not small, it's small, but it's not, think about it this way. We have asteroid impacts that we know our asteroid impacts that you can stand on and, you can stand on, see the end of. You know what I mean? Like you could see the crater.

You can stand there. You could be like, oh, this is like a couple miles. Yeah. A fucking continent? There's people having discussions and stuff about like what would happen and shit.

Holy shit. Basically, I want to go on YouTube and see a simulation of that. Yeah. It's like 1.5 times the size of fucking America. Yeah. Yeah. It's fucking huge.

Oh, man. You see, that's why all those dumb ass. Like, The flat Earth people... The flat Earth people say like, oh, it's an ice wall because on the globe, you know how it's on the sits like so big on the bottom that it covers a piece?

That's why like it's fucking massively big. That's really fucking big. Yes, absolutely it's big. Really fucking big. That would be done. And granted, the U.S. isn't that big relative to the planet. But like, that's a fucking... That's a huge thing.

That's bigger than any asteroid we ever had. Even the one that fucking killed all the dinosaurs. It's definitely bigger. infinite. Well, we have an idea where that one landed. Was that one in Mexico? Yeah, near Mexico. Yeah, near Mexico.

Are you serious? Yeah. Is there a crater? Yeah. Yeah. We don't know if that's the one, but we have an idea where it landed. Well, there's definitely, I don't want,

there's a few other impact places. Let me not mix things up. I could be talking completely out of my ass. I know there is a crater in Mexico that caused a major, a catastrophic event. I don't know if it was the one that extinct the dinosaurs, but I know there was, there was one, because there was people were discovering the

So there was one that caused another winter that killed almost every human on earth. Every human? Every human. I find myself, I was streaming the other day. Every human. I was streaming the other day and I was talking like Zach and I was like so upset. I was like I could speak. I really like that.

Does Zach really talk like that? He does. Say if he, say if he was being waterboarded, would you just like, stop. Help. Stop. Stop. I can't breathe. I'll tell you everything. It's not a Gilbert Godfrey situation.

It's not a voice he's putting out. I'll tell you everything. I think he has the, I think he had the opportunity to fix it at some point, but he was like, no, it was ruining him. It's too good of a voice. He would be like,

I don't care about him anymore. Let me ask you, what is the most conspiratorial thing that you believe? Because as we're talking about this, like, or at least like that you are like leaning towards like. I feel like so many of conspiracies

I believed when I was younger just ended up being true. I kind of believe the most sensible ones. Give me one. Like I'm, I feel like there is somebody the fact that, like, I think humanity is older than we think it is. I think that's actually, I think that's already proven. Well, but I think the thing is civilized humanity. I think some of the more out there claims I kind of buy them a little bit.

Like, so you're understanding that civilized humanity's older. Yeah. Because humans are pretty, pretty old relative to our conception of time. Well, so. But, like, we're not old compared to other things that exist. The thing that I'm thinking of... Modern day Homo Sapiens, what do you think?

How long ago did they first show up? About $100 years old. Well, it's more like quarter of a million usually, it's like, around that time they say. But they found evidence that's way older than that. Of like, oh, this seems like actually... I think when I was younger,

it might have been about $100,000. And I remember hearing that fact then, but yeah, we found like quarter... Well, for me, the thing was that like the laser, the Lidar scans in the Amazon rainforest, there's like, there's like ruins under the Amazon rainforest and it's like, what the fuck?

And that's, that's fucking, first of all, that's sick and awesome. And somebody should make a fucking story about that. But yeah, I think that's crazy. That's conspiratorial kind of. But like, if you go in that water, you're doomed. What do you mean? There are creatures down there that I'm sure are like. We're in the Amazon?

Yes. What are you talking about? I'm sure there's in there that like are things in D&D. It's probably like super poisonous shit. There wouldn't be poisonous creatures in the Amazon. Next one. That's where we get all our fucking packages. You can just like have it.

I already knew it was, I was like, next question. I know this is going. I was like, I know exactly. If someone comes out of the water with a fucking PS5, I got to go and starts running on the water and run some house at two days. Y'all never actually paid attention to the people delivering the packages. They're all green. You just never, you just, they're all, yeah.

I know they were just green Mexicans. Green. I don't like the way I said. I don't like the way that came off my mouth. They're just like, yeah, they're just Brazilian. They're just. South American brown people That's a good one also

This will segue us into something that I think We forgot to talk about Jack John and Arthur pissing on Micah Road And he says hey you chips Relax Damn That's like two-thirds fucked up Yeah it's like I'm the only

Distinguishing factor that makes it like debatable I don't like you said that either But I What are you talking about? No it's fine It's not racist Yeah Whatever

fucking chimp let's say let's say that there was a boxing match let's say that there was boxing matches of the worst people in history which contestants would you guys like to see take the ring for me I would go Epstein versus Neil Gaiman Wow Neil Gaiman

Neil Gaiman came up So Ethan Ralph is always a good to Ethan Ralph is always a go-to for these things because like we just love First of all his proportions are crazy I want to see somebody fighting a slime from Dragon Quest It's insane

insane. That's insane. So check it aside. Check it, check it. So I just real quick, because you mentioned Ethan Ralph. Yeah, yeah. This is why I wanted to mention it. He wanted another Bender, of course. Oh, good. What happened? They call him because he has a show called the Killstream, right? And when he goes on Bender, they call it the pill stream.

Because he's on pills, he'll be drunk, whatever. And so he did another one. And he has some, there's a guy, he was around a long time ago named Cognitive Thought. And I guess he just they're beefing I don't know why but they're beefing

and they're both sad and pathetic and shit that smells good what the fuck is that a yogurt what's like yogurt and oats I got it from

Jamba Juice oh so it was like $15 or something yeah that smells like $15 a small fucking Jamba Juice now is like fucking $10

dude and I was like fuck this place man it's a fucking smoothie it's just a few fruits mixed together did I paid $4 for Whopper the other day.

I hate California so much, man. It's fucked. I had a smash burger and fries for $17. Classic. Like, and the smash burger is like this small. Like, dude, what the fuck is this? Yeah, California piss me off. Anyway. Anyway, long story short, I clipped a part

that I was laughing so hard at because he had a voice changer on. First it went high, then went low, and he was just like celebrating that he made, got more donations than this guy, cog. Oh, amazing. This is It was barely any money I love that, yeah

But like this is I made $50 what did you make So it was a few pitches lower Nerve This shit was making me laugh so hard Check this out So it's like calling out Cog

Yo he's a fucking train wrecked man Dude I was Like I was It's it's There is no Find me Because I'm

And I mean this genuinely Find me Drunken Rednecks And I will watch them If there's more like one's doing shit like this because I'm I don't think he's going to make it another year

I think he's going to be dead like pretty soon so if I can find a replacement because we gotta see him in concert before he died dude yeah so that's um he's my guy he's my go-to celebrity boxing anybody put him against anybody

I want to see him fight against him as con put him against Frankie Munis today Frankie Munes would be awesome yeah what did Frankie Munoz say recently that I quote tweeted this was like maybe a month ago he said something I saw that he said something about like it's something about friends

or like having oh yeah you know it was something it was a very like 2013 Facebook status like man sometimes you really know who your real friends are you know that kind of thing

I was like yo who the fuck is crossing what's wrong with you what's going on so apparently doing a Malcolm in the middle oh yeah I did see that they're like they're rebooting it or something What? Or something?

Is it like a limited kind of series where they're bringing it back for like one season or something? Here it is. He says, Can't Sleep. Hard when you realize your friends aren't really your friends. Like your dick is hard. I love the idea of celebrities tweeting these things. Right.

Just like, bro, come on. What is going on in your life? That's what you tweet in like high school if you have no notoriety. Yes. You know? You're on Facebook and you have fucking 300 followers that are all from high school. being a high schooler is that's like Elon Musk tweeting real eyes realize real lies you know like it's just like what do you what shut up what's going on Frankie what's

Frankie Frankie Frankie Frankie Frankie I'll be your friend Frankie come on remember when we made you the Hulk and called you the N-word no no no we didn't call you we made you say the N-word oh yeah that's right yeah we made you guys no we didn't do Martin Scorsese he did it oh that's right that was Martin Scorsese we got your back Frankie we got to you're back. No one's ever going to make you say the N-word again, Frankie.

Frankie, if you come on our show, you might. Hit up the, yeah, hit up the snark take. Yeah. Snark take team.

I wouldn't like him on a podcast to be honest. Why? I feel like, are you crazy? Fun. I'm like it'd be a good thing to have,

but I think he'd be a good thing to have, if he wasn't fun. I thought we could have fun. He was like just depressing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're just bullying him on the show

like asshole. No, we don't have to bully him, but really just, Frankie, Frankie, You break off, you jerk off, Frank. Frank, yeah, tell me about your heart attacks. Every day. Every day.

I just can't go to sleep. You just have a little. You should have an hour attack right now on the dream. I keep getting shot in my dreams and it's my friend shooting me. Dude, I, I think that's what's happening? Is his friend shooting him with the heart? That tweet of him talking about like how he feels the pain of being shot in the heart when he goes to bed is so fucking funny. He's so disturbed.

What's happening? I don't know. Do you think it was, you know what? Ashton Coucher punked him Do you think that started everything? Yeah, I think Well, Brian Cranston probably beat him up every day Listen here, you little punk

I was on Seinfeld and I will be on Breaking Bad. I will be on Breaking Bad. Bad will be broken by me. He knows somehow. He's so cool. Brian Cranston's really awesome. I love that guy. Yeah, I liked when he wore a, I think it was a

Heisenberg, mask to Comic Con. That was great. That was great. That shit that I would do if I was famous. I'd fuck with people. Absolutely. He did that. He went on the thing. I forgot the guy's name. I think he's a hater. A David Hater or is a Bill Hater. Which one of them? Bill Hater is the comedian. David Hader is obviously the actor. No, David, what did you say? The Halo guy. I think of you talking about. David Hater is solid snake. Yeah, there's a writer is solid snake. Yeah, there's writer of X-Man. False snake.

That's what I was thinking. You're thinking of him? Yeah. He went on the actors' podcast and he had this long talk when he were like, yeah, people that raised are just fucking stupid. And I'm just like, I love this guy. What do you say? People like, raised who are just fucking moron.

Oh, well, I mean, yeah, that's bare minimum. People being so mad about stuff like that. And then people being like, what are you talking about? Privilege, he's like, you shut, get out there. David Hayter was like, what are you talking about? What are you talking about? You're calling me a piece of shit. I'm racist.

I'm racist. I think agents are fucking stupid. even though my character I play is Asian I think Adelao Kajima's a nerd He's a fucking He's a dweeve He's a I'm sad he isn't radioactive

He's a yellow knit Yo that's fucking great And then the fucking Snakey the songs plays Snakey I get my life I'm Like I think I love Metal Gear Solid

But A step back from this series This is the stupidest fucking shit I have ever seen. Of course. Like, like, of course. Like, if you get someone that's like a contemporary, a very classical writer to look at that, and they'd be like, who the fuck?

What kind of idiot wrote this? No, because I feel like that's like a like a joker. You wouldn't get it type of thing. Yeah. No, I think that's why. It just makes it great though. Yeah. Because like there's far stupider things than Metal Gear Solid that I think are also very good.

You know what I mean? Yeah, for sure. No, I'm not, like Craven the Hunter. Oh, come on, dude. That Craven movie's crazy. Guys, look up, I want you to look this up right now. Look up Rhino. Craven the Hunter.

I saved the fight on my phone because I had to show it to Lily. Oh, is he not that Italian guy anymore? No, it's not Paul Giamati. It's not Paul Giamati and a fucking Voltron. I had a Voltron. That shit was insane. That was cool. That was pretty sick.

And then we didn't even get any. they're about to fight in the movie It's Yo look at this This is Crave it Whatever Ew Ew

You didn't see that This is the fight This is the actual fight scene I guess I guess how good can you do Rhino really I want dude They have They learn nothing from Deadpool man

Let them be Let them be what they are for real So stupid There's a scene, though, where, like, Rhino is in, like, normal existence. Yeah. Like, he's not, like, he's not, like, in the rhino suit or whatever. And he's, he's told of something, like, really bad. He's given really bad news.

Have you seen that clip? No. Where he's, like, I can't remember what it is, but somebody's, like... The ADR is awful, dude. The whole movie's 80s. Fuck. The whole movie's recorded in fucking audacity. Like...

Like... We can't sit and watch it. This one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, yeah. He got the idea. Like how crazy he was. Turn off, asshole.

Oh, my dick. Nice. Oh, my rhino dick. My rhino, Pee-P. I mean, he looks like fucking, um.

He's like a character from, he looks like Ivan Ouse a little bit. No, he looks like, he looks a little like Ivan Ouse and, um, the antagonist,

uh, like in the face of, uh, the mask. If the guy that, like, when he puts on the mask and he becomes like this evil, like,

if you look at his face, the rhino's the same face. Was that Kissinger? I don't remember the guy's name He's the guy that gets No Murphy Killingen Murphy It's a

I say Killion Murphy Henry Kisinger I get them so mixed up in my mind I don't know any other Kisinger Other than Henry Kisinger That's why I was like Who are you talking about You can't be talking about him

Yeah the actor Henry Kishman The fuck The guy that Zed You know that he gets his dick blown off Yeah After raping Marcelus Wallace What I'm pretty

There's a video There's a video Okay. There's a video called That part in Craven the Hunter where Rhino makes a weird noise. And I swear to you this is not edited. This is really in the film. No, you're not even prepared.

So like he's getting bad news or something. And this is his reaction. He's like pure frustration. Do you show me that? No fucking way! I swear. No way. It's really. That's rhino supposedly

What the fuck is that? You're talking about ADR. Why don't you ADR that, bro? What the fuck? That was the most legit. It sounds like a fucking roach. I thought he was farting. It sounds like a roach gargling.

It is crazy that sound. It makes me so sad because like they just I mean they don't care. They have no. They're just trying to make a movie. Oh no. They've been taking like a lot of fiscal hits. Obviously.

Like the point of. It's like they're like they've talked about selling it back Because they're like we just it's just not working A Craven movie Like come on I think everybody loves Craven the husband Everybody loves Craven My thing is that they could all work

If the established them within the world of Spider-Man first The problem is you have to make like 13 Spider-Man Everybody loves Craven Is perfect Everybody loves Craven It's like him with Deborah It's me It's me Craven

It's me Craven Raven the Hunter. I'm gonna kill Spider-Man. See, I would watch that. I would absolutely watch everybody loves Spraven. I need something like that. I think Craven in general is a stupid character. Let me show you what that...

Whatever. I'll show you what that sound kind of reminds me of. What is that? What am I seeing? It is like that. First of all, that's a very specific thing to pull up out of nowhere. I just... A very old and ancient fucking YouTube boop called it's over one.

How old is that? Fifteen years. It's been in his mind for 15 years. Yes, it has. It's on the rip. Literally, I remember when I was living at my aunt's house in South Central in 2010. I remember exactly when this came out. Oh, sick.

There's a new YouTube poop. Magna cum. What are you doing? Why are you doing this fake? What is this fake as like? It was fake at first. It's what. Magna cum laude wrote in.

I love that. It says, bonjur tards. I've been dealing. with some video game burnout lately. Usually I go back to my absolute favorites like Skyrim or Fallout 3 to reinvigorate my interests. Nice. But no such luck this time. Any advice on other ways to get back into it?

I think you should just miss it. I don't think you should try to force it. I think you should just miss it. Yeah, take a break. I am not playing video games at all. I'm just writing music. And I'm good. But I'm going to get tired of writing music and I'm like, fuck, I miss playing video games.

Right. Yeah, exactly. What is that? What are you doing? He's just showing us fucking videos. This needs to be a clip show at a certain point. Yeah, you fucking... Put your phone away, asshole.

He's literally just scrolling live. Put your phone away. This is my same photos. Yeah, great. This is my save. Amazing. That force is going to be shot now. Yeah.

Because they had to shoot a stupid vine. Fuck. Oh, shit. TikTok. Oh yeah. Oh, yeah, it's over. Yeah, they're banning it, I think. And so by next week, the only thing that's going to happen is it will...

You can no longer download it. You can no longer download and there will be no more support for it. Yeah, so there's no software updates. Yeah. However, people are saying, why can't you just use a VPN then? Like, just get a VPN so then you just access the updates in another country. That's what's going to happen. I didn't think about that.

Yeah, so that's the whole thing where I'm like, is it the reason why it didn't even seem like a big tool, with me. I'm like, oh, so they're not killing it. The thing is that people are not going to be able to post on there anymore. That's the thing. They're not going to be able to support American. Like, dude, I can. Oh, you can post on it from a VPN. Say, for example, if you have a VPN, you can buy YouTube premium in India and it's like

$3. Now, I don't do that because I don't, I'm a black man and I just feel like I don't want to do anything that'll flag. I feel like if you're in a certain tax. You don't want to support the Indians. I don't, yeah. I just don't want to do things that like, I don't want to give a reason to do something that would, you know, like,

oh, let's fuck with this guy. Right, yeah. So I don't, there's a lot of advantages. I don't take advantage of, I don't take advantage of that you could. So people use VPNs and get really cheap stuff or do whatever. So I'd imagine that it would work too, using the VPN. Now, I would find it hilarious if it somehow didn't work because I wanted to go away. I used VPNs to watch always on Netflix.

Yeah, I'm just, I'm just a hater. That's all. Oh, okay, cool. So you understand it is not a benefit. It is a hater. No, yeah, I'm just 100%. Like there's I don't really have I don't have a real problem with TikTok. I just like to me

A lot of annoying shit came from there And it would just be flooded to me if it's fucking just collapsed But it's not like it's not going to it's a it's such a huge platform. Yeah, people are going to a red tape wherever it is right? Oh the red book or whatever the shawl hush. That shit sounds like showhong shoe Those people are being fucking haters Something about that seems insidious like shut the fuck up and just get on fucking

The way that people are talking about. Instagram. I'm like, do you understand why Instagram is not a good algorithm? Because you guys aren't on there using it. Maybe, yeah. TikTok did not start off being a good algorithm. You had to use it and then it becomes good. I think the issue with Instagram, though, is that it's

other things also. Like, TikTok is what that is. You know what I mean? And so Instagram, like, that's a photo app. And then they were like, oh, fuck, we have to reconfigure this. And so, like, it's a little janky in that way. TikTok has always been that one thing. And that way, I appreciate it because it's It's kind of, it reminds me of like older, like, okay, this app is for this.

And like Instagram is for photos and Twitter is for, you know, bite size, you know, pieces of information or jokes or whatever. YouTube's for long form videos. But now it's like, you know, you can scroll through reels on, you can scroll through TikToks compiled in like a compilation on Reels on Twitter on YouTube shorts. Like, it's all kind of the same. Yeah. So I think you're right. But like, I also think it's kind of dope that people are just like, no, fuck you. We're not going to use the American apps.

We're going to go to this fucking literal Chinese company. I think there's something hilarious about it. It's funny. That's what I was saying. It's like, it's like, I'm okay with it. I'm,

I'm here for it. To me, I would want all short form content gone. Like, it's not even TikTok to me that bothers me. It's that like, okay, yeah,

ban TikTok also ban reels. And shorts. Also ban shorts. I don't want these fucking. It's just Zuckerberg. Zuckabberg, it's such a fucking dastardly, fucking weasley ass cunt.

Yeah. And that's what bothers me. Like, I think he's such a forked rectum. I love that he looks like he fucked a black girl and he's like he's He needs his whole vibe. He does look like he fucked up. He has black,

he has black girl energy. One thing that he's doing that really annoys me is it's what a lot of short people do. It's usually short white people. I don't know where they get this from, but they think wearing a larger shirts makes them look bigger. That makes no sense. You're telling me. You should start wearing bigger shirts.

I've noticed there is, there's like there's some of like a trend of and I think Mark Zuckerberg is obsessed with mixed martial arts and the way that he's dressing now guys if you're listening to this look up Alexander Volkanowski The way that Alex is a 5-6 I think he's shorter

I think I'm starting to think that because the UFC They're just doing a bunch of wacky shit now I think some of their billing is fake too Because when I look at Alex Volcanowski I was like I'm 5-6 I know I'm taller than that guy I don't think he's actually I just think they don't want to put him any shorter

Because he's in a he's in a division that they're usually not that short He's in midway, right? He's a no, he's a he's a, ah damn it when you see he's a feather he's a featherweight He's 145. Oh shit, that's so tiny the one 45 I mean they're smaller but they're not like the featherweight champion right now is like five seven so he is on the shorter side but like a lot of like max holloway's five eleven fucking there's there's some people that are in that's under one 50 150 Dude, the people that are usually like 125 are the ones that are like 5, 6, 5. That is so small. Like the champion in 135 was 5, 6. Anyway, point being, Zuckerberg looks like he's just jacking Volcanowski style. Like, oh, I'm a short guy.

That guy's a short king. He's dressing exactly like him now. And so it's really weird. But it makes sense that's what he's a chameleon. Yeah. So it makes sense. Like he's just trying to be cool. He's trying to look back in.

drip. He has a stupid shirt that he has his own shirt. I don't know what it says on it, but there's like, Zuck something. Yeah. And I'm like, he looks like he looks like he He is like Elon Musk but slightly less annoying. I respect him. I don't,

I don't respect him at all, but I respect him. I, my negative respect for him is much higher, I guess. What would you say higher since it's negative? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then Elon Musk is like I know what you're saying. Negative 400. It's closer to zero. Yeah, exactly. It's close to the zero.

Much more, especially that he actually takes mixed martial arts seriously. He's like he's a true. Wasn't he going to fight Elon at some point? He wanted it so badly. Elon took him out. Yeah. Did he really?

And Daniel White, who was always like, I don't do gimmick fights. He was the one that was advocating for it. The biggest gimmick of all. Yeah, of course. And then Elon Musk was like, I'll squish him. I'm way bigger than him. And then he pulled out, of course. It's so funny because he wasn't going to do it.

You fucking want to you play his own fucking video. You won't even grind. Like, of course he's not going to fucking fight. The thing is, it's funny. What's made you saw last much as like Dana White's being like, I had to have two sons and a daughter, you know, and I told my sons, hey, man, you got to make sure you watch how you treat ladies.

You know, it's important. Because if a guy pulls up to you and gets mad about how he deal with it, I might not help you. Then it's immediately an image of him slapping the fuck, the fuck out of his wife. Well, his name's Dana. Yeah. He, he hit.

Maybe he just thought, he just thought, oh, wait, I'm a woman. Wait. He hit her so fucking hard. I was like, man. And she had to get in a car with him and go back home with them. That's crazy. I'll be honest.

This wouldn't have been a problem with me at all because she hit him first. She was fucking smacking him first. They're in Cancun. And I would have no problem if he wasn't so avidly against like you never hit a woman. To the point, he didn't even want women in the UFC at first. He's like, no, women can't know. They're not going to fight. We don't do that shit.

And then, of course, Ronda Rousey got so big. He's like, of course, women come here. But then he, uh, he's always been wishy-wash. He had a guy Greg Hardy that used to be in the NFL that was, you know, beat the fuck out of his chick and welcome to the MMA. He's a very like where the wind blows kind of guy. 100%. He used to be like, oh, you can't say F slurs.

You can't do this. He punished fighters before. And now that when Trump literally 2016 on post-Trump, he's like, well, we're going to, we're going to tell people how to think. We're going to tell people what to say. We don't say. Freedom of speech. I'm like, oh, I remember literally two years ago, you were like, that's unacceptable.

You can't. It's so transparent. The same thing with like Candace Owens and all the other people who are just like, it's just like the wind's going this way. I'll go this way. It's so lame. 100%. All right. He falls for that shit.

I hate that's what that's the only thing that makes me mad the people that fall for it. Yeah. Like, oh, three. Up Tim Poole was briefly into the UFC because of it. Yeah. Yeah. He's great. And then like, he's no shit about the UFC.

He skates. Nothing. He knows nothing. He does nothing. He does not. Oh, no. Then not. Oh, no, like, oh, like, skate.

He's skateboarded, not a skater. I've seen him do a couple of tricks. He doesn't look bad. He can skate. Yeah, he can skate. And I would hope so if you've been skating three years. He can't fight. Oh, no.

No, I know skaters, I can get down. No, skaters fucking chuck slap people. I know skaters can get down. You're not understanding what I'm saying. They don't, they're not watching UFC. That's what I am. A skater is not watching UFC. Also, they can't.

I used to be around the skate culture. But the thing is there is there is, there is being. being, there's being willing to fight and there's being able to fight. Those are very things. And I've learned, I've learned that as I got older. I took my, I took my six months of fucking boxing

MMA. Yeah. And I've, that's held me through so much of my life. Because whenever you hit somebody and they go for the grapple, they go down, you just grab them up. And it's like, well, you're dumb. That's your really is like riding a bicycle too. You keep that shit for a while. I'm going to choke you to death. I'm going to choke you

till you die. I'm going to kiss you. Yeah. while you're bad. It's dangerous now because there's a lot of people that train. Yeah, for sure. It's way more common. And it's like the thing is the deception. Would anybody think that you have any boxing experience if they didn't know you? No.

Exactly. It's so deceptive now. Like you don't know who. There was a Walmart video, a scrap of this skinny little Mexican guy. And he squares up and he kicks the shit out of a guy. Like literally kicking him. I was like, oh, this guy trains. He beat the piss out of what you wouldn't expect it, though.

And I'm like, you can't just fuck with people anymore. First of the foremost, you can't do it anymore. Because of the fact that people might have weapons on them. Well, there's that. That is the big number one. I remember the last time in New York that I got, there was almost a Scrabble that I was involved in. Some guy took out a gun and how humbling of experience it was.

Some guy yelling at you with a gun, you got to stand there, straight spine, taking it while they have a gun on you. It's amazing how quickly you just become a, Pickman in that scenario. You're like, oh, I'm Olamar. You're just fucking completely strong. That makes me so mad.

You get so mad when people point guns at me, man. I think it's so mad. It's really not fun. I've never, I've had it, I've been threatened, but it wasn't pointing at me. It was pointing at me. I think I might have had a, I don't know what I would have done. I had a gun aimed at me once, and it was so

scary, it was almost confusing. I got threatened with a knife once, and he had a scope on his knife. I knew it was like serious. It was ballistic knife. It was ballistic knife with a scope. It was an ACOG scope. That's crazy.

How does that work? How does that work? That's kind of aesthetically cool though, but like also insane. It's aesthetically stupid. How the fuck does that work? That's what I want to know. It's so you can aim. All right.

Next question. Yeah, we'll wrap it up. We'll do like rapid fire ones. We already did this. Bob Bertha wrote in. He says, Hey fellas. Ben Shapiro versus Andrew Tate wasn't on my 2025 bingo card. Oh, right.

If you could watch a celebrity death match style fight between these far right MMA dinks, who would it be between personally? I would like to see Marjorie Taylor Green and Lauren Bobert fight one another. I like that. I think it would be more appropriate if it would be Marjorie and Laura Lumer. Yeah. Especially they're at odds right now because Marjorie is always like a simp. She always falls in line.

She never deviates. But like Laura, she's been moving in like flaming the. right. Yeah. And so, perfect. And they're both insane. Exactly.

They both look crazy. Like, Laura Lumer looks like a fucking plastic doll now. Dude, she looks like a fucking, uh, Celebrity Death Match claimant. She does.

She does. She looks like, she looks like a mask from fucking, from the purge. She does like a mask from the church. I have heard that. She's like a purge mask animated by Wallace and Gromit. That's crazy.

He's like a Caleb, a claymation terrorist. But it's such a whimsical. Claymation terrorist is awesome. It's such a whimsical form. of terrorism. Their little, their little emotion?

That's awesome. There's a terrorist over there, Gromit. He's gonna blow up the moon. Oh, what are you are for, Gromit? Do not blow up the cheese moon. I love the, the cheese moon.

I love the way they're math. The cheese moon. They're always fucking toothy smiles. Fallis. Yeah, I would say, I would say Vivek versus Elon. I want to see them scrap. Vivek and Elon?

Vivek, by the way, vanished. Did you notice that? He just completely, he vanished after he said, like, Americans are fucking retarded. He's been quiet. He overplayed his hand, man. He got too comfortable.

He was like, listen. I'm high up here. He thought he was chilling. And then they were like, no, you're fucking, you're out of here. You're brown. Do you not remember? Forget that?

Are you stupid? You went on with that, that Fox News host. I forget that blonde bitch. I can't even remember her name right now. But she told, she said to his face. Oh, yeah, I wouldn't vote for you because you're Indian. You're fucking brown. Yeah.

That she kills. We're going to see him in 10 months playing a flute to a snake in a basket. Let's go. On, like, fucking, on fucking, fucking, what? What is it? Newsmax. Dude. Or something. Yes.

That shit kills me, bro. Like, just sick him, like, actually. Yeah, fucking crazy. It's Vivek the Swami, Rama, Swami. Vama, Swamy. Swamy, Swarmu. Swamy. Swamy.

That shit killed me. I have never seen someone being so racist to somebody else and them having to be comfortable. Well, yeah, I understand why you're being racist. They're all, that's the thing about it. It's all so like the lack of self-respect and the, like, the cuckness of it. It's like, it's the same thing with Dave Rubin. It's like, with Ben Shapiro was like, I would never come to, I would never come to your, in fact, I would not come to your fucking wedding anniversary party because I don't celebrate the sin that you engage in. But I can still, I can still come to your house and eat out of your fridge.

No problem. Obviously, because, I mean, I'm not going to get into where I come from, but like, it saves me a lot of money. Let's go. I'm joking. I'm joking Please give us sponsors Don't take my money away We're just joking around

I'm gonna eat that Please allow me a space in Hollywood still I will say though It was pretty I wonder what the assignment Home Alone and 7 What was the assignment For Ben Shapiro to finally

Throw Andrew Tain on the bus Because I know They already got what they wanted It's like There's something Yeah they're where they want to be So I guess they can fight now Well they don't

Well see normally you can just ignore him What was the assignment somebody told him to attack. Oh, yeah, they take orders. Why? Because he's been the same degenerate the entire time. So what did Andretate? Did he anger the wrong person?

Well, what I think... Technically. He did convert. Yeah. And then Ben Shapiro is the Jewish of Jews. What I think it is is actually like because he's getting, he's trying to get into politics actually. Oh. And so like, because he's trying to run for prime.

He said that. He did say of the... Of England? Yeah. Did you say he was going to try to be the prime minister of England? Yeah, he doesn't have a shot. I don't even know if he's actually eligible. I don't even think that's how that works.

Isn't he from here technically? I think he has. He's from America. Well, he lived in, I think it was born abroad, but I think he grew up here. I think he's born here and he did the other. I think he was born in Arby's. He's born from Chicago, if I'm mistaken. I have no idea.

I don't even know why he was born in Chicago Arby's. Is there even Arby's in Chicago? I don't even know if there are Arbys. There's like one left. At least when I was in vase, there was still one. It's the one where they sell the hats. I would buy the fuck out of that. Remember when a nerds, any,

No, he's actually from BC. Forrell, Ferrell. Do you remember when he was wearing that fucking hat? Oh yeah, he was wearing the Arby's hat for a long time. Why was he doing that? Do you remember that? Kingston, why was he doing that? Yeah, Kiksen, why was Farrell wearing the Arby's hat?

Yeah. You know I'm right? Yeah. I wish I knew a pro. It would be cool as fuck. He's a fantastic beatmaker. It's so racism. Yeah.

I'm a hustler. I just want you to know I've already talked about the podcast I didn't know that was him I didn't know I didn't know clips with the eclipse that was like one of those things that just went over my head when I found out he was donkey and Shrek I blew my mind

so yeah I've been Shapiro and the end the pocket all right let's get the fuck out of here that was Kurt that was some shit that was some shit it's a new year it's a new me yeah racist

racist yeah is a mark. Whatever. Let's get us, let's get out of here. This is do your thing, bro. I'm hungry.

I'm hungry. Goodbye. Farewell. Farewell. I hate to say goodbye. I hate to go and leave this pretty side. Yeah. Of course.

What is that from? What is that from? The son of music. Oh, I don't remember. Is that? That's not Mary Poppins. No. Yeah, it's not.

Fucking idiot. The fuck. Who did a parody of that? Was it the family guy? I'm sure. But they've done a parody of everything. Yeah, everything. They've done a parody of Chris probably by now.

Yeah, there probably is. You should check. I don't want to. I mean, people just link me American dad. That was like when the one time I can't do Griffin.

Oh, Jesus Christ. I was like the one time I fucking raped the cow. That's when I raped Chris Reagan. It is a picture of Chris being like, what am I doing here? And it's your voice. When a horse raped Chris Reagan, and the horse is like,

my algorithm. Barely. Barely. Dude, I'm all, my algorithm is all family. my guy clips because I keep I keep clicking on them because they do genuinely keep making me laugh I would never like sit and watch an episode but the clips hit there's like a it's like as we

were like Chris is like this is this is the craziest meal I've had since lunch at Tommy Sullivan's house it just cuts to Chris at like somebody's house he says great macaroni and cheese mrs. Sullivan thank you Chris and just comes back to the family's like that was just awful Chris He is not ready for flashbacks No, he's not Oh, it's just all fourth wall Yeah, it's all like, they're really aware And I appreciate it

But it's like, yeah, I would never sit through a full episode of that shit Family guy is so I think it's a piece It's a period piece almost now Yeah I don't think so I do want to watch a modern episode

And see what it's like I want them to bring back South Park I bet it would make you laugh But not because of the story It would never be the story Yeah It would always be some random It has never really been the story

That's made you laugh No, I think the first I think you've enjoyed Wait some of the moments of the story. The first two to four seasons, I think, had some, like, the stories, like, made me laugh. Dude, the fucking Chumbabamba episode. That shit's funny. That is one of my favorite episode.

That is one of my favorite episode. The death one where Norm MacDonald is the Grim Reaper is a great one. Man, that's an old fucking episode. That's early, early. That's, like, one of the first few episodes, yeah. I like the one. They even had, like, some, like, good, like, genuine, like, Simpsons level, like, the one with Brian and the old lady. Oh, yeah.

That episode was really cool. They get together. It was a great episode. They did like some sim thing, right? Or what was it? They did like, she dies. Yeah, she dies in like VR and like, and it's just like, which is weirdly ahead of the, you know, that was. I don't know.

Because it looks exactly like, if you go back and look at it, it looks exactly like a quest. Oh, does it? It's really awkward. I don't imagine that it always looked like. Yeah, I mean, there's only so many ways that it could look, I guess. But anyway, you know, let's get the fuck out of here. Thank you guys for your, I don't know, listenership, viewership. Viewer's shit.

I don't know. Thanks for coming. And listening to us ramble about very important things. What are we going to call this? This episode? Yeah. Hey, Lois. Hey, Lois.

There was one. We'll call it. Hey, Lois. There was one. Oh, we talked about TikTok for about three minutes. We'll do TikTok band. Yeah. Whatever.

That's always trying to, like. Yeah. Remembered it. It's not a lie. Goodbye TikTok. Bye. Goodbye TikTok. Later, bye.

Orvoir, tic-tok. Or-a-v-a-tik-tok. T-T-T-T-T. I have a cock, and it's falling out of my ass. What's a TikTok, sucking cock? Fuck my buck. This is hot. This is hot.

Hey, what the hell? Somebody made a thing of us? Put my dick in a what? Jojo sent me a clip of us. Oh, what? Like somebody used like cap-cutter or something, I think. Oh, what is it? Let me see.

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Yeah. Like, I forget everything. And then, like, I'm in it. And then I'm like, oh, I remember. He's going to say, fuck more men, fuck more men, fuck more men. Whoa, you have a memory. That's crazy. Right.

But, like, I just, I feel like I could not have recalled that on purpose. You know what I mean? Everybody. Because you talk so much a fucking week. I do, yeah. Smart paint clips Can't wait to shut the fuck up Forever That's cool

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don't talk to me. Don't talk to me. Don't talk to me. Don't talk to me in the party, man, you don't know me. I know some of you all. Some of you all.

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We're going to read the names now. Count me down. I'm sorry. I got to blow my nose. Three. What the fuck? Two and I think one goes after that. And I think one.

Maybe. Maybe. Who's to say? The scientists will tell you that. But like, what do they know? Flatter. What does Joe Rogan say comes after? Gers. I don't know.

That's a good question, Jamie. That's a good question, Jamie. Pull up what comes after two. He doesn't know. I can't find it, Joe. There is no, there is nothing after two. Well, either one or three could come after two. This entire time, I thought there was more numbers.

That's crazy. But the internet just told me that there's only two numbers. That's insane. God damn it. It doesn't even feel beyond possible. You know what I mean? It doesn't even feel like that. That used to be so stupid that I wouldn't even

What's crazy is that Yeah, you're right Everyone would half of mine doesn't even go on anymore Like everyone half of mine doesn't go on anymore He lost all of his like regular friends Like his like not the not the protector parks people It's just normal like Salient well adjusted people

Yeah they don't go on the podcast anymore Yeah why would they No more burr Psychos No more fucking Tyson What's his name? Even Tom Zagura I haven't seen Tom Zaguer in a long time

And I was like, what the fuck? What makes you weird? It's like like Noah? Noah, what's his name? Noah Schnapp, the guy from- No, it. Or Theo, sorry, Theo. Oh, Thio Von.

Deo Von, like, says shit that's like, I respect what he says. And then immediately after he's on it with some sort of like, Deo wants a bitch. Damn near racist motherfucker. And I'm like, what are doing? Dion is the epitome of what people accuse Joe Rogan of. Joe Rogan used to have principles where he just wouldn't challenge people. because he's like, you're a guest of my podcast and people would like, oh, you're blowing with the win by,

there's a difference between understanding and endorsing, right? Yeah. And he's understanding what they're saying. It doesn't mean he endorses it because he endorsed Bernie Sanders. He would have on like Cornell West, like social. Like he understood shit. And then it's completely, deal with on is, wow, that's a really good idea of Bernie Sanders. That's awesome.

I totally get it. And then has Trump on. Yeah, man, that's great. Yeah. I'm like, what the fuck? You can't do that. He doesn't have a, he doesn't stand for anything. Nothing.

But the, the, well, I. It's probably a strength, but the problem, I guess, however you want to look at it. Yeah. Is that Theo Van is actually funny. Yeah. Compared to Joe Rogan's not funny. He's charismatic. He says funny shit.

The thing about Theo is that every time there's a situation that comes up about someone being human in the most, like, basic sense, he's always for 100%. Well, he's for everything that anybody says in front of him. Yeah. That's kind of the thing. It's like he just kind of plays to like whatever the person's saying. I guess. That's kind of his problem. He doesn't really, you know, and whatever to be.

honest, like, who cares? Like, nobody, he's not, he doesn't even really marking himself that way either. He doesn't get angry also, which at the very least, like, Joe Rogan is the thing. It's like, he gets, like, worked up and, like, passionate. And then he's immediately proven wrong on the show. And then he's like, well, I'm not stupid, though.

Well, what the fuck is it? The Ovan, at least will, like, he, I've never seen him get worked up or, like, particularly passionate about a political. He just goes there to, like, riff with people. Right. But he is also actual, actually a funny person. Yeah. Joe Rogan's not funny.

Yeah. Joe Rogan's not a comedian. I saw Theo. He thinks he is. He stands by. He thinks he's a comedian. He's like, we're like the best fucking people. Like, dude, there's only like 15 of us on the whole world.

He was talking to Kat Williams and Kat was, and again, the way Kat looked at him too. And again, Kat was doing the, instead of like being cordial and not being like, what the fuck are you talking about, Joe? Like, he was just like, yeah. Yeah, man. Yeah, like, I think we've all been in a situation like that where you're just kind of like, yeah. You're just nodding along. You're like, just try to get it over. Yeah.

Like, you're just kind of like, that's not an endorsement, asshole. I'm in a weird situation. Even someone is craziest Cat Williams. Someone is crazy. I read like $3,000 by the time I was 13. I'm like, shut the fuck up. So you did it. I went to this high school or this college when I was this age.

There was no record of him at all. I drove a sword into the sun. Man, you're saying. That's crazy. You don't you drive from the sun. Which son? No, no. No, no.

You don't know. It was funny. Even Shannon, Shannon's like, well, what can you do this? He's like talking about like, I ran this record that beat everybody. And then Shannon Sharp, someone who is in fact a record

breaker in the NFL is just like, I ran a 500 I ran a 580 minute mile. Like what? How do? How fucking slow are you going? He's running.

He's sprinting. You see like the sprinting animation. He's sweating. He's sweating. He's running so fast I've run a 500 You can't fuck with me This makes it so funny

I ran a 500 and 80 minute mile You can't fuck with me He said that to an athlete That's what makes even funny He's saying that to a defined athlete I may have a very loose colon But I'm not that silly I won't slip on my colon again

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It's just colon fallout. New Vegas. Jamie, Jamie and hear these bullets real quick, Jamie. You think we're going to see Pernell's tits in the next fallout? I hope so. Who's Pernel again? Ella Pernel. Oh, yeah, the girl with the eyes that makes me happy.

The big eyes. Her eyes make me happy. Yeah, it's like, I love looking at her, man. Usually big bulging eyes gross me out, but like hers, I'm like, hers aren't bulging. They're just really big.

Yeah. They're on, like, they're on like that cusp. Yeah. If you put the slider, just one more point, it would have been like, oh. It would have been too much. It's weird.

There's very few girls that I'm like, that are very, like, I didn't know she existed. I didn't know. What is the, she been in? I'm sure that you probably haven't seen. I didn't know.

To me, I'm like, I was like, who the fuck is this bitch? I think even when you were watching the show. You were just confused. What's the hell of it? Missing.

What is this? The whole beginning of the movie, you don't see anything. You're like, what's happening? She's a British actor. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, which it bothers me.

Hispanic. I don't know why that bought. Pernell. I think he's Hispanic, dude. Well, she's definitely. She may be both. She made me both of those things.

Sorry. Yeah, she definitely has a British accent. She has a British accent and she... She might have a Spanish, like, family members. She might be literally Spanish. She might be spent in living in England. Yeah, but, yeah, she's been a lot of British things that, like, I wouldn't recognize. Yeah.

Yeah, I was a first timer and I was like, she looked, to me, she looked like a, like a really pretty version of Emma Stone. Because Emma Stone's pretty, but, like, it seemed like, I don't sound rude, but like enhanced. You just kind of like... She's like, she's like a... She's like... different pallet swap. Like, it was just like, she's what I think of when I think of a pretty person.

Ella Pranelle at this point. Like when I think of like a pretty woman, I think of, I think of her. Actually. You know how like Selena Gomez is a palatop of like a white woman being like Hispanic? Yeah.

Like if you're just going to like go like, oh, throw Hispanic skin on her. It's like, oh, that's a white person. This is Hispanic. It's like Ella Pranelle is like a palette swap of like you want a Hispanic version of Emastone? Bam.

She would look really. She looks like she could be Hispanic. For sure. She definitely is Hispanic. I don't know. How do you know this? Because I think she was on something Lily's mom was watching. This guy was fucking gooning like crazy.

No, I know their whole history. I can't go on a cloth woman. I'm not a fucking savage. That is an achievement. That is, that is, that is cheered.

That's cheery. That's 50 points, man. Oh, man, just cloth woman. Oh, I literally just goon to photos of pictures of chairs of,

of chairs that I know women have sat in. That's crazy. Like the guy that sniffed that girl. That is so crazy. That is. That's a conviction we need for a president, though. Like, not someone that would do that, but that level of conviction. I see what you're saying.

That level of commitment to something that isn't that. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Like, as long as they're not doing that kind of shit, because we have one that's kind of doing that. What is the sniff for? Like, you know what it's for. No, not necessarily.

No, because it's not for us. No, no, no, no. What I mean is what are you trying to smell? You know what you're trying to smell. You're, what could you smell? I would imagine that you're trying to smell. vagina so in their mind

they think they're sitting down in a chair and they're pussy juice it's like what the fuck it's like you know it's like transitive property like if you drink from someone's cup

that drank from it so you kiss them technically yeah that's why they're putting their face there because it's like oh she's taking sat up on my face that like it bothered me sharing drinks with dudes no I mean that makes you more germophobic

than I don't like sharing drinks with anybody there's definitely I only share drinks with like women I would be involved with you know what triggers me even that I don't do yeah what triggers me I don't know I don't I don't share anything with Lily Lily Lillie Fins for herself I cook for myself and I watch her sorry what you talking about but what happened is like I don't like people because my grandma would like eat something and she would like fucking like mangle it do you want the do you want the rest and I'm like no why would you give me a fucking mangled pizza food look

some people are scavengers man some people are scavengers and they'll just eat whatever's me bro mix like sometimes I'll like we'll eat stuff and he's like you get to finish that and just like he does that he's it's gone he's a scavenger man he's got I mean let's be real he's got that he's got the he's lived a life don't say it don't say it I mean far east they do some you know no well leave him alone he has been a scavenger is the thing like he's like been all sorts of places he's lived the highs and the lows and the low and I'm like damn so he was okay all right fair see I could I would would probably starve before I ended up doing that.

Because I feel like I would be just too embarrassed to even do it. I'm too prideful, yeah. I'm too prideful. It will be the death of me for sure. Yeah, it's just fucking... Yeah, I'm gonna take a fucking hand out. I'm shivering in the street. I won't go to a fucking shelter.

Meanwhile, you're fucking ice almost. I would be one of those homeless people who refuses housing because I'm just like, no, man. That's insane. I want to be on my own there. That's insane. I want to make my fingers are falling off. They're all black.

They're all black. I do this on the table and it sounds. like rocks. Throwing marbles. Yeah. Anyway, I'm going to read the names again. Flexing. Yeah, all right.

I read that. Sweeney going King Kong mode at an elementary school and throwing 37 children off the roof. Damn. Prophecy? Prophecy? Prophetic vision, I see it.

A vision. A vision of the future. The snow bunnies and rivals got me acting a fool. One thousand ways to die. addition. Into each mouth some... Into each mouth some come must fall, but too much, too much is falling in mine.

Into each man some dick must go up where the sun don't shine. Yeah. I love the idea of like fallout gay songs. That's great. Whoever's going along with this motif, love it. Some Frank Sinatra, like, lounge gayness. I was trying to think of, you know, that's the way it is. Wait, switch.

You know, that's the way it is. That's the way it is. So not Celine Beyond. So that's what I think, too, because, you know, the air. So there's the ending song of Red Dead 2. That's the way it is. That's hot. Switch it off.

You switch off because I don't know if I is my guess it trouble. That's not TOS, I don't think. Are you sure? I don't think so. What is it? Is it a dick? That's not T-O-W. Are you sure?

Can I say that it's on camera? Is that? Are you fucking kidding me? It actually looks more real. Yeah, it's nice. It's actually crazy that it looks that real from far away. I don't know if I, never mind.

Put that, hold on, put that in the corner of the room so I can jerk off to it. Yeah, that was a, it looks more real the further way it gets. It's kind of nuts.

I guess that's how that works. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, God, he rounded in my eyes. Yeah, like your brain will automatically turn it into what you want to see.

That's how Sony made it. That's why whenever I look at that, I see 9-11. Did you guys also call the short bus in elementary school the Tart cart? Of course. No, I didn't. We just called it the short bus. We actually didn't have retards in our school.

We didn't allow them. We called them. Are you sure it just wasn't all retards? That's crazy. I just never noticed. That's like fucking idiot. There's no short bus because the longest bus is the short one. It would be a short bus for short bus.

Oh, man. You'd be like, it would just be a car. In a van. Fucking Tard van. A yellow car. A yellow car. A taxi. I guess it was.

Yeah. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Meep. Nothing nowhere. God, we suck.

Leaving a trail of pre-come like a snail. Nothing nowhere one by one. Bersererreleey gap-shotting Sweeney. The Slovak. want to know how I got these chromosomes make a gayer version of the YMCA it can't be done that's it's redundant it would just be more explicit but that would actually make

it less yeah it's redundant too I just got yeah there'd be no point yeah um Emmett Emmett Tillen like a villain that's crazy that's crazy Indiana Jones yelling your name is Toby watching a J-O-I because I genuinely don't know how Gandalf sending that ball rigor where it belongs

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$5,000 tier and then we answer your question That's so fucking crazy Howling at the moon for you who. Ew. What?

I'm a dumb ass for not thinking of Silius White. Oh yeah, Silius White. Silius White is pretty, yeah. Although, to be fair,

these are stupid thoughts. A lot of people would could probably come to these. No, great, no, absolutely. Go scroll. This fucking dumb ass.

No, no, let me know. Let me see what you're watching. The cherry vanilla tea guy made some guy just came as minty and he makes like teas. Right.

And I was like, wintertime, he makes like hot ones. But in the summer time, he makes really, iced. That's amazing. Hey, audience, Sweeney's phone number is what's your call of everybody?

I need a new phone so I just be like, I guess it's time for me to get a new one. That would learn you. That'll learn you. That'll learn you good, boy. That'll learn you well, fella. Yeah, I feel like a lot of people. The thing is like we ruminate, we stay on things

that are stupid that people will, people on their own time, I feel like just breeze past. Yeah. Because like, oh, that's too stupid to stay on. But we stay there and then we get Silius White. That's what we do. Not everybody can do what I do. Not everybody can be a fucking idiot like me.

Really, honestly, guys, there's only like maybe like a hundred of us on the face of the earth. Like we're really important. Man, what the fuck are you talking about me? Man, Joseph, I hate to be racist and stupid, but you're a dumb white motherfucking Italian bitch. You look like a pit bull. You look like a, no, you're like a staffie. Ew. Oh, that's really interesting.

Oh, that's really. I never thought of it that way. Jamie, pull up a staffie. I don't know what that is. Give me some Ibermectin, please. Jamie, I need another refill of Ivermectin. Would you like some Ivermectin, Cat Williams? What's that?

Is it chicken? That sounds like a fucking... Fucking I have a Mexican over there. I have a Mexican wife already. Nice. I'm a dumb ass for another game of Silly's White. One piece is about killing Jews, just as Casson. Like, man.

One piece is about killing juice I don't know about that I wouldn't say that Who knows Oda is kind of crazy He did sign off on that letter About what is it the He like signed a

You know that You know Dick Masterserson Yeah How he had like a bunch of people Write letters for him Like how they were like Oh he's actually a good guy Danny Masterson

Oh yeah What did I say? You said Dick That was that guy That was that guy that had a podcast With the Madix Oh yeah That's right

Yeah What do you sign off for? Oda? Yeah. It was, oh my God, I can't remember. I could be mistaken. I think it's the bleach guy. Kishimoto?

I don't know. It was somebody who created a big anime who is a monster. What? Yeah. Yeah. I didn't know. I didn't hear anything about it. I didn't hear anything about it be Kishimoto.

Probably not the bleach guy, but it's probably someone. I think it might be. Really? Yeah, look up. I hope it is. That's funny. Look up bleach anime crimes. That sounds funny

I'm not joking I think I'm pretty sure It's the bleach guy Because I'm trying to I'm struggling I don't think it's like Mob Psycho or Preserk or

I don't think it's anything like that I think it is The Bleach guy But like he had like Child porn and stuff Of course So like And Akira Trialam

was the only person Who didn't sign the letter Goaded Oh good Thank God Because he was dead Because he was dead I know right

Maybe I don't know Save by the dead Saved by the death. It's all right. Is it the bleach guy? Because I'm saved by death. Controversy. Does I'm saved by the death?

Oh, it might be him, actually. What is it? You didn't read out loud because I don't know what you're saying. I'm not, I don't know what you're saying. Can you fuck my answer. So what happened is, commented he allegedly made about the character Sardochiha, who was a child in an order of, was reportedly described her as sexy and said she, he was. couldn't draw her because of her being too young attractive appearances leading to accusations of sexualizing

minor characters. No. So I guess that's not, that's not it. That is inherently kind of innocent, but it's not exactly bad. No, the guy's like in jail, I'm pretty sure. Oh, he's not in jail. Rorone Kenchin. There you go. Moroni.

Yeah, Rorone Kenchin. Rorone. Oh. That is, all right. What'd you say? Right. Am I saying it wrong? No, I just, it was too close to that.

What he just said. So that's the guy. So it wasn't Bleach, sorry. But it's the Rorani-Kenshin guy. So, yeah, he's a monster. A bunch of other mangaka, a bunch of other. It's Kenny Kinchin or what's that guy's name? Corey Kinchin, like the fucking guy.

The guy, that black guy has done nothing to bother anyone ever. Yeah, it turns out he's a massive person. Pedophile. Don't say that about him. I don't even watch his content, but I like because he stays out of bullshit. I love saying turns out because you don't have to prove it. Right.

It seems like, turns out. Turns out he's a fucking demon. Right. Yeah, I didn't know him until like you made that video about like black creators like being suppressed or something like that. Yes. And I was like this guy has 14 million subs I never heard of him.

It's crazy. Like how big the fucking platform is. Yeah, the internet's huge. There's no reason why you would ever hear about it. There are people with like millions of views and I'm just like, who the fuck is this person? Dude, there's a fitness chick that's 25 million subscribers. I just found her the other day because this guy, Dr.

Well, not Dr. Mike. It's a different one. It's a different doctor Mike. He has a renaissance period. Yeah. And he critiques R. He's basically a giant Joe Rogan. He's on my Mike.

He's short. Yeah, he's short ball. I love that guy. He's the fucking, it went viral for the giant Joe Rogan. So he's Joe Grogan. He's like Joe Rogan if he like had Joe Grogan He's like imagine DeRogan was intelligent and his mic

Yeah imagine if Joe Rogan was intelligent And yeah it's hard to imagine You can because if you see this guy It's like trying to imagine like molesting a car Like I just I can't like he's like There was strange addictions A guy was fucking his car And it was a guy car

And it was a guy car Yeah Yeah Yeah Damn Imagine being gay and dumb I mean gay and that I love that

You're fucking a car And it's a dude You're dumbing down You could easily just say it isn't Just go fuck a guy Just say it's a girl car Just avoid like You're living life on a hard mode as is

As is If you're like to fuck cars Why would you then add Another fucking obstacle What makes it a male car versus a female car Just say it's a female car No one knows the difference

Everybody thinks you're crazy Imagine you're gay You're that gay Where was he like fucking Minnesota? I can't remember. I wish I remember. I hope it was in like a deep red state.

I don't, I have to look at it. I love my car. Because I was just like, my car loves me. I fucking every day. He painted a face on it like the cars movies. Oh my God. Yeah.

And it's just like us like a horrified face. He drew his ideal car girlfriend, or boyfriend, anthropomorphized with a terrified expression. Oh, fuck. Hiring Bowler. bomb to kill my boyfriend for not giving me enough attention Sandy the man whose handies are now S tier

are now God tier and make me Randy getting murdered by the entire United States military because some dog used to work at the White House to the tune of schism by tool I know my penis fits I know that's no so it's I already have it in

it's going to go I know the penis fits that's already in my comments section in my videos because they're like do tool do schism I was like I know the penis fits because I am so fucking gay

Nice Perfect It'll work Yeah Good song If shitting comes Cool then consider me Miles gay death

Jack the world's fastest Maori following Chris In 2013 I apologize Jesus That's 12 years Nuddy You can't take back What your booty hole received

Chris is not retreading It's not retreading, it's a callback. Read a comedy book, you unenlightened bohemian wretch. Give us more Majan Red Dead Red Dead Reddish. Oh, God. Was that one of the extra ammo? Or was it just a bit?

I don't remember. It's probably both. What the hell is this guy singing? Are you singing Animal I've become by Three Days Grace? No, yes, no. Yeah, is that. Is that what's happening? I don't know what's So what if you can see the dark inside of me. No one will ever change this animal

That is so fucking game Oh my I mean just say Music when I was a kid But like I love those songs man Those are all fucking AMVs man Yeah they're all A&V music

I when I guys When I tell you guys For angst the anime listeners When you tell you guys I hated the 2000s It's because of the fact that I had no control Over the music I'd exactly listen to I don't know man

So I would hear shit like that And I'm like I don't like Even as cringe as that is man Like that fucking like I'm thinking about I'm thinking about that song And I'm thinking about And I'm just like that's dope That's what I remember it It's good much of it that's like catching a bit

That's a nice riff It's a good riff I think Vinay's had some pretty good guitar work actually I um I wasn't a big fan of theirs I just I like to Well to be fair I never sat down and listened to them And a couple of their like

So there's the first one they came out with the I hate everything about you And then it was that don't kill yourself song It's not too late Never too late It's never too late. It's never too late. That's more like but that's more like the creed side of them.

It's more of a, but I love the, it's one of those things when you're a shitty guitarist. Like it's in like, see, it's like drop C. It's the easiest thing to play. Yeah. Dun, dun dun dun dun, do, dan, dan, da, dan, da, do. Like, I was like, yeah, yeah. This is made for shitty guitarists like me. I can play this.

Yeah, it's, it's like a lot of punk. It's like, it comes out later today. It comes out at 12 o'clock tonight. I don't know. Oh, yeah, Thursday. Oh, I don't care. It's so. Nachtern.

I think it's so good. I think Nott turned so good. But the thing is that it gets really good at the end. That's it. That's it. Because at the end, at the beginning, it's kind of slow. I'll see how this season goes. If I hear good things, then I'll watch it.

It's like, it's a high part now. It's, uh, it's, it's, they got me at the end. I was like, oh, fuck. What if in this season, they throw it all away? And it turns out nothing. It was all a dream. I would at least respect. I'd be like, because I want people to, I want people to fuck with people.

Because if I had, if a producer gave me a bunch of money, I would be like, I'm going to make the, uh, uh, remember the Godzilla's fucking. We said, we said it'd be like Godzilla, King Kong fighting. But then inside of them is like fucking Hillary Clinton and son Joe Biden, actually controlling their mech destroying cities. That's fucking awesome. It's like attack on Titan, but it's fucking two dumb white people. Look, I want people's dicks to get way more deflated. Like I want like when they're about to punch each other, they just pop. They're just gone. Like balloons? Yeah. And then like all of a sudden people were like, and then just credits. And then the credit. Exactly. And the people like, what the fuck was that?

That reminds me back in the day there was, the first, the only time that I can remember this happening authentically. And to be fair, it is more on the internet side of things. But there was this guy named Digital Fear on Machinima back in the day. And he had like a bunch of shows. He was like weirdly successful around that time. It was all like Halo Machinima. So we would just make videos. And it would be like, it was some of the most popular stuff on Machinima that weren't just like, you know, trickshot.

gameplay videos. And he had this show called Oh my God, I can't remember. Somebody will find it. Somebody in the chat will know because there's definitely a fucking 50 year old in the chat who remembers this shit.

And they found bro team for me. Yeah, exactly. But it was like a superhero thing. And it was like a drama. It was like serious. It was like some jokes in it, but it was mostly serious. And it was like, I think,

I'm spitballing the number here, but there was like 10 episodes. And then there was, and then just before the finale, he just kind of dropped off and didn't do it and then like years later Lyle finished it

and Lyle turned it into a fucking joke and it was awesome and I remember being like yo this is all I love that this is happening because I was invested in this show and I love that they at the end they're just like I was all this who cares I love and hate Lyle

at the same time consistently that's funny because he's just a fucking he he's just a person that does the fuck shit we don't in our mind I think it was called day sex machina actually I'm thinking oh should I know that I know that show yeah XMachina yeah

but I remember that making a shamanma that's one of the few things I remember watching other than like the street fighter yeah Lyle finished it oh yeah he just turned the whole thing to do a joke it's so funny to be Mortal Kombat too

Moral combat rebirth yeah I love that shit they never finished it all of that stuff was so cool they didn't a lot of stuff yeah unless by the way And I, I, I'm always careful about this stuff.

Yeah. Unless I'm schizophrenic and I'm making this up. Because it's so long ago, I feel like it's real. I feel like it's real, but like it's so long ago that like... I don't... That's such an elaborate thing to make up. I know, but like, maybe I just misunderstood. I mean, I don't know.

It's too, I feel like that's way too elaborate. But like I feel, for some reason, I feel like I'm wrong somehow. But I also... You're not that creative is schizophrenic. That's mean. It's truth. How do you know? you're not schizophrenic I am.

How's what schizophrenic are you? I don't know. They haven't told me yet. Who's there? Who's that? The whizers? Yeah. All right. Fucking extra ammo idea. Steam review, but with Seinfeld episodes and IMDB.

Also, please do Steam review with Colin. Steam review with Colin would actually be a good idea. But do you get a little bit with Seinfeld episodes? What do you mean? What does that mean? Steam review? So, well, he, he just means I am DB review. Why don't you split it like I'm fucking autistic?

I hate when I do like the moments where I feel, I feel like you're being genuine, and I'm like, I'm like autistic. Wait, I don't think. Actually, I think he's just merely referring to the concept of a review show. Actually, I think you're doing this wrong. I have been humiliated again. So like IMDB reviews, I guess?

Like, is that would, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so sign for all episodes in IMDB, so. That's not a bad idea. That wouldn't work. Derek, how much would it take cost? How much would it take for you to go to a furry convention fully first suited up? And you have to interact

You have to interact I go for free But if I On the on the on the On the condition That I get to take a camera man Because that's content That's content

That is content But no I need money for that Cale I need money for that fucking suit man That's the thing What do you rent one All expenses paid Would you rent a pursuit if you get

What if it's not a What if it's not a like Cutsi furry one What if it's you can make Actually a pretty badass one I gotta blow me The main thing is just like Like you look like

What's his name From fucking Killer Instinct Not killing instinct. From Bloody Roar. Like Hugo or something? Yeah, you look like Hugo. And it's a bad ass too. I mean, look, the thing is I just, I've never worn a suit like that.

So I really, I have anxiety putting it on probably. It's more of the being hot. Because, you know, if you just had a blanket over you for like a long time and then it's just like gets really hot and the air is like thicker because you can't, you don't have as much access to oxygen. I think temperately I'm usually fine about things until someone points it out. I see. And it's like, it is hot. And I'm like.

I just need to know. I don't know what it's like. So to me, like, to be able to do that properly, I'm sure I can get through it, but I would like to be compensated. So I'm assuming a whale would be, would be wanting me to do this. So I want to pay you,

but afterwards you got to go and do a little dancing while he's fucking edging like crazy. That's crazy. Nope. Like the head of his dick, like the head of his dick is like a hot fucking metal red. No, then see, I'm going to need 20 bands. Then he's not going to come.

He's not going to touch you anything. that but he is definitely hard. To do anything wacky, wacky like that? You're like dancing. Just to go, like all expenses paid just to go and being a stupid suit, I would say just like probably two bands. Two bands? He'd two bands of that?

I would just go just to just to see. I would go, but like I just don't want, I prefer not to dress up because I just don't, the idea of being in one of those fucks. But if you're required to be in one of those suits, it's different. Right? Because then I'd be like, okay, well, let me see what I can do. But I'd prefer not to be in a suit. What do you get entirely customized suit yourself?

What if that's the case? The whole, I just, I'm not putting that effort, man, that's the problem. Like, I would need it.

I would go. Yeah. I don't mind, like I said, like I just not, the idea of being, like I need a bugs bunny suit from him,

give me a fucking, Spirit Halloween or something. Exactly. Like, get, let me get a suit first and see how I feel in it. And then it's like,

all right. Because I don't even like, I don't even like wearing overalls, you know what I'm saying? That's true. I don't like wearing pants, I mean,

honestly. Truth be told I hate wearing pants, He's upset that you hear I'm forced to I can deal with it because you know I've been civilized Yeah

But like I don't wear pants at home Like it's fucking crazy Anyway It's insane Hard He's just walking around like one of my mods I do think so So here's the thing

With the signfeld episode idea I think You think it could work? No So this specific thing no But I think a TV show version of it Yes

Could work like This show sucks Or this show like Lost me in the end And we would pick you know a show you know a movie would be

technically a movie would be better only you only say only say that because yeah because they can be referring to different seasons and stuff yeah it's gonna be way too specific

to like I may not know what the fuck you're talking about because of a like all the content a movie would be a good idea yeah that actually would be really fun I wouldn't know where to go like Steam reviews are easy

because they're user generated and they're funny MBB I guess Rotten Tomatoes maybe Oh rotten tomatoes Rotten tomatoes Rotten tomatoes yes I guess would be

the one? Yeah. I think rotten tomato. We can give a Tesco go on Rotten Tomatoes and just see what it's like. I'm sure there's a bunch of funny,

dumb shit on there. Yeah, I'll check it out. I'll check it out. I'll take some prayer beads. Okay. Let's get some from a T-Mood. They're like, the Kuma ones, the fucking heavy ones.

Bro, I want, I want they're expensive, though. If you want to get ones that big, like, you can be paying hundreds. I want a hundred. For like the ones that big? Yeah. Like, I went on Etsy.

I want on Etsy. Like, if you want to want, like a big pair, you're probably like $200 or something. I wonder what they mean. Like I don't have no clue the meaning of those prayer beads. Prayer beads. It's for prayer, stupid. Well, there's definitely there's prayer beads. Then there's those, uh, I want to get a tungsten cube.

A tungsten cube? A tungsten cube? I don't know. Just to have it? Yeah. Probably just look, find it. They're expensive. They're fucking expensive. Oh, you looked it up? Yeah. Are you serious? Thousands of dollars. Are you serious? Tungsten? For a tungsten cube. Yeah.

Even if one is that, a chunk of tungsten that much is worth a lot of money? It's heavy and dense, and it's like one of the densest metals, I think. I just thought like since like the re-tonged liners are so cheap, I thought instinct, that's, that is fascinating. Yeah. I've always wanted a cube of tungsten. Tongston cube. I like it's one of the fucking top searches on, why is it one of the top searches? People like the tongue suit.

Oh my God. How much are they? So one, the size that you're talking about, easily $1,500 bucks. $1,500? That's a steel. Three inch, three inch cube. Oh,

three inch, yeah, but it's like three inches is good. It's like this. Well, how big do you want? I want it like this. I guess that's kind of,

right. Yeah, I guess. Yeah. I guess three inches. You can get a four inch one for four thousand. Why is Thompson so pricey?

Because it's fucking heavy. I just never, I never considered like how. People stop using tungsten for iron. Iron does its job better. To me, because it doesn't. No, it doesn't.

No, no it isn't. Tungsten is better. Iron is cheaper. Yes. But it's the only difference. It does the job as well. It doesn't do it as well.

It doesn't do it as well. Do you want to buy a solid like ring? Tungsten's a good one. Tungsten's indestructible. Like diamonds and hydraulic presses. And so, yeah. They're better than iron. Okay, cool.

That's it. I want a 10 cube. 10? Yeah. I've ever had an aluminum bat, like, but a solid aluminum. Why don't we use 10 anymore? 10? Yeah.

Do you know? Use it for the foil? Like, like, what? Why is... You don't use tinfoil anymore? No, it's all... It's all aluminum. There's no tinfoil.

That's what I mean. Like, what's like... I thought we just kind of called it tinfoil because... I thought it was like one of those like misnomer's. Ah. I think eventually it was that like... No, when I started learning about like elements and shit and I was like, oh, that's a... That's just an actual metal.

Yeah. And then I was like, what's the different? I never... I never did it do a follow-up. I don't think I ever thought about it. I don't think I... To this day, I haven't done a follow up. Anyway, at real Donald Trump.

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So that's how you I hate the way this is written Oh right It was of 10 Right Yeah it's like the parentheses in the up You know what I mean right I know what you're saying

But I just I don't know how to say that In English You know you know To the power Let's see how good Google AI is Because I was like Oh I want to know Tenfoil versus

is aluminum foil. A.O. Overview. 10 foil is made from 10 while aluminum foil is made from aluminum. Oh! What the fuck is this? Google is awesome. I want to imbue a computer with conscience. Just so I can fucking abuse it.

At this point. No, don't do that. How do you know? White people versus black people. White people are white. And black people are devils. And black people aren't. Crazy.

It's grok. You better fucking, yeah, you screenshot that before it. Because, you know, it'll change on you when you try to show people. Like, if you go to the actual grok and it'll change. So you guys screenshot that shit. Yeah, it's like a holographic baseball card. Yeah. Look, I got a racism from AI.

That's not an ASEA. That's not a racism. That's fucking Hiddeki Matsui. Hey, Dekewant Sui. I heard that name. Yeah, 10003 up, trillion, up 12, quadrillion, up 15, quintillion, 18. Something six and nine. I did my homework.

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Gay Song of the South slong in my mouth I live in Texas ain't going to Vegas to eat Roadhouse Hey man it's good Oh yeah fucking oh yeah

Because I was talking about Roadhouse This shit's bomb Texas Roadhouse Let us know how you Yeah let us know What you thought That shit

I miss fucking Roadhouse dude Well he says I live in Texas Ain't going to Vegas to eat roadhouse Oh Oh, that's what that guy said. Oh, I told you.

You got the exact opposite. Because I remember there was a guy saying that he was going to Vegas, and I thought it was that guy. Oh, yeah. So this is a guy responding probably to. Maybe, yeah. Huh? It was he smoker going to Vegas. Oh, he smoked going to go to Vegas.

Oh, he's going to go to Vegas. But no, this guy's like, I ain't going to row. Yeah. What the fuck would you go? Yeah, that's stupid. It's insane. Stupid as fuck. Of course he would go to go to Rodexas.

I can't wait. I can't wait on a plane to go to Chili's. That's insane. Yeah. I'm going to get fucking Mexican food in Maine. Oh. Like, fuck all that. They don't even know what Mexicans are.

They have an idea of them. I had a carnival burrito in Maine. It was, I saw a video. I saw a video of Pedro Pascal talking about how like, there's no, there's no good Mexican food in New York. And then all the comments are like, people talking about like, all the New Yorkers here trying to defend their Mexican food. Nobody in New York thinks there's good Mexican food in New York. I think some dumb ass, a few dumbassies. I was literally reading the comments and it was like from New York can confirm.

It's like, yeah, obviously. There's no Mexicans here. Well, that's a whole other than Mexicans, but it's not like, no. It's not a predominant. It's not a way in the way that say, oh, why San Diego has the best Mexican food in California. It's like, duh. For sure. Like, there'll be some idiot who fucking have way too much in your part of people.

No, what are the best? It's like, no, dude, it's fine. Chill. Take your break. You know, you guys make, we make really good Italian food. That's it. Let's have that. They make really good a lot of shit.

But, like, that's not one of them. Like, why does it need to? Why does it need to be? It's crazy. And also, there's other Spanish food there that's, that's, banging. That isn't Mexican. So, like, why do you even need... Why do you even need to be in that arena of, like, Mexican food?

You're not going to get good Dominican food here. I'll tell you that much. Exactly. Exactly. You're not going to get Dominican food here. Exactly. They opened up a really fucking good Dominican place across the street from my old school. I'm just like, that's so fucking irritating. That pisses me off, man.

Because when I was going to school, we had like a shitty deli that sucked. And that was it, the deli button? I love that place. I hated it. Dude, I hated the deli button. But it was like, it was like a quick, move, you know? Like, I gotta get something real quick. Let me hit this up. Yeah, but it was always just like, I don't know,

because I knew that there was a better deli just driving distance. Oh, the one, right by my house. Right by your place, yeah. Infuriating. I'm forgetting what it looks like over there a little bit. You should go back. I'm forgetting what it's a little bit. Yeah, I might be going back soon, actually. It's about December. Awesome. I truly don't go to a little bit. I got to go to Japan. That's where I want to go. Yeah. I would go to Japan. We should do the show in Japan live in the street. Annoy the fuck out of those four people.

Yeah. Yeah, we're just featuring Logan Paul. We're here trying to find, we're going to stay here every day until we find Poudi Pai. It'd probably be very easy to run it to it. We need like six foot or something. You see a blonde tall guy?

Yeah. In all of Japan, we have to scour all of Japan. Ding-dur-ding. You know he lives in likes. Somewhere secluded. You know a guy who sounds like hernga-durnga-dunga- Yeah. Oh, yeah, there's Pety-Pie-Pie-Py-Pypy.

He lives on the secluded island. You know what's crazy? Pie. You know, I've been hearing Of the bridge. He lives on a saluting I love the bridge. So you know what I've been hearing

actually? That's for the first of all That's fucking crazy. But I've been hearing a lot that like from Because a lot of people are going to Japan And it's becoming a lot more of a common thing And people are like recommending that you go there and talk In Japanese accents

Because it's easier for them to understand The English that you're trying to say If you talk in a Japanese accent I feel like that's not I feel like that's a troll thing to do I don't think it is there I think I agreed with you up until like I heard it from people who like actually had gone

who just wouldn't they're not jokesers in that way I'm just like fuck that's kind of crazy I never thought of it they don't think of it as racist reason So here's the thing I've seen people do that I technically don't understand people like that but I understand it's a thing What I mean by that is... Who feel weird to do it But if it does help communicate then let's say

Kamar Usman he was talking to his dad in English But he was talking in Nigerian English He was talking like this I'm from Nigeria He was talking to his dad like that And to me comedy shorts gamer Gema And I was just like, what the fuck? But it helps his dad understand better.

But what I'm saying is why I don't understand that I can, I don't need people. I don't understand people better if they speak in like a very monotone English. I'm good enough to like, as long as you're saying the words phonetically correctly. Well, I will say this. I understand it. I understand. Like there are British people that I'm listening. I'm like, what the fuck are you're saying?

They're speaking perfect. They're speaking English, but their accent is like, what? And so if they speak in a more American accent slower, I can, like, okay, yeah, I know what you're saying. It's confusing. So I get it. I get it a little bit. We had this conversation before, right? Because I do understand it.

I do understand it. Because I speak Botswa when I'm on my grandma. When I went to my grandma, I don't speak, I don't speak like this kind of English. It's because, like, she's used to hearing it like that. So I get it. But also, usually when you learn another language, you learn. learn it formally. So the thing that kind of

weirds me out is I'm like, how do you not understand it formally? That's how you learn it. Like most people around the world, they learn UK English. And I think once upon the time. I think now maybe it's a little geared towards, but I agree once upon the time,

definitely absolutely. Well, it's still, what I mean is just like, they don't learn slang. They learn, they learn like, it's like, when you look at English,

the, if you select English as an option in other countries around the world, oh, it's, uh, I got your tongue. Yeah, it shows the, it shows the UK flag.

Like, and not like an American flag. It's like, me learning, me like taking Spanish seriously. I'm like trying to speak it. The way. Me learning. Me learning. Me learning. Me learning.

It's not even a, it's not even real. Me trying to learn Spanish. Whenever I read anything that's sent from any one of my friend best Puerto Rican, I'm confused because of the way they speak Spanish. Me hard to listen. Me. because I keep seeing things that's like that's not what that word is

and it's like this is literally the word I'm like that's not the word that's part of the word that's a portion of the word and they're like no this is it it doesn't matter so much of Spanish is like implied finishes to the sentences anyway

it's particularly Caribbean though particularly Caribbean Spanish is the one of where things are missing yeah they just say it I don't understand like Mexican like even just even like I would hear good uh Davididad a lot yeah

but like I would hear My family would say, de belda. Yeah, because you're cutting off the end of it. Well, they say B instead of a V and then a, and they add an L there sometimes. It's kind of, it's crazy. Like, how you're supposed to say it. Como is how Puerto Rican said. Well, people over here, because they take the eh out because it's kind of like,

it's like, so, you know, so they go, what's das? So you don't even hear the estas. You just hear, howstas. Yeah. Because, like, that's just how language works, right? Yeah. So, like, you learn it formally and then people look at you like, the fuck. Like, why are you saying it like that?

It is so funny, though, because like there's some, like, I can't understand. Like, there's so much Spanish that I don't understand. And then, like, I was listening to that Bad Bunny album recently. And I, oh, I understand this entirely. Oh. Because it's just the, it's all in the accent. You know how you say sunset in, for Puerto Ricans? Puerto Rico, leave us alone.

You know how you say it's, it is insane the way they say sunset in Spanish. Puerto Rican. It's San C. Sonse. That is so stupid. I get it. I get it. It's literally the English phrase

abbreviated so much. It's like it's almost... It makes sense. It almost sounds as bad as just putting an O at the end. No, actually. That's where Japanese is. It's like,

Sonceto. I remember laughing when I was reading an ad in Spanish, a rent. And it was just Rinto. And it was just Rento. It made me laugh because I'm like, come on, man. It can't be rent-o. It can't be rent-o.

I think that's clearly, like, I think that's just an American. Because some words you can tell are just English words that they had the figure out of translation for. And they were just like this. It's like Japanese has a lot of that too. Yeah, for sure. Like literally, I think computer is literally computer. Like actually. Computer.

Computador. It's like computer. Do you want some beer? Like you want You want some beer And I'm like, okay Yeah, like it's so fucking silly I can be free, I can say it

I can say it But I guess it's theoretically though It's not that It's not that dissimilar to like Whatever we mentioned like certain like hyper specific things To other places like Oh yeah for sure Like Camono

It's not like an English word Yeah it's just like what that is Right that's true Yeah At least I'm pretty sure Language is interesting Who the fuck cares I don't know everybody

I want to fuck a Kunoichi, man. Konoichi? Like a lady ninja? That's Kanoichi, not Konoichi. Konoichi. You sound like an American. That's what it is. It's Konoichi, right?

I thought it was Konoichi. That's better. It was a French Lai. That's better. Konwachi. Konoichi. Konoichi. Kanoichi.

This is bordering on. I think it's like, you know how people say, oh, you're supposed to say, you're supposed to say Nagasaki. But I'm like, is that how they would say that though? You know, because, oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. Or like, say, no, people say Hiroshima, excuse me, wrong way. Horoshima, yeah. I was like, I was like, that's not how they're linked.

Because people say, you should say Hiroshima. I was like, wouldn't it actually be Hiroshima? It'd probably be Hiroshima. Because that's the way, because, well, think about it. They're not like English where their fucking consonants and vowels keep changing and shit. It's just like, like, like, Lee and how well, the car company, Hyundai. Yeah. Like, over here, though, they say, it's Hyundai.

like Sunday and I'm like No it's not It would be Hyandai They're like I am Samaray I am a Samaray I'm like no

It's samurai Hyandai always bothered me Because it was just like Really there's Honda right there man Like what's going on Like that's so close That would be like if It's close but it's also not

You know what I mean I get it It'd be like if there was like a Toyotis Toyotis Well it's It's just like It's I understand what you're saying But it's also

These are usually people's like names or something like a Ford Ford like a Toyota like a Hyundai a Honda I've never heard the last name Toyota yet yeah because you're not in Japan yeah you're not a car yeah

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That's not what he said. No, that's it when it sounds like. Can I see, can I hear it again? It's, dude, that's not what he said. You're lying to me. It's Dave Mustane flipping through records and sing a Megadeth record and then it sounds like. Say it. I got it. There was an ER. There was an ER there. There was an ER there. There's so clearly an ER there. I believe you guys. No, I. I believe you. But there's no way

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No He grew up in a In a scene That's like Not Like, you know, like, the thrash scene was very like, we're just stupid, gross people. We don't care about race politics. And I mean, I care until they have to be where he got, yeah, he got older.

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How the fuck is Alex Jones a fan of Megadeth? Well, he's a Texas white guy. Like, man, minute, minute, minute, you know. But it was because they would talk about, like, conspiracy theory stuff. Right, but, like, I don't know. To me, it's just like, say Satan, Satan, Satan. And then you hear Megadat? Well, because he's like, oh, they're talking about aliens.

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and then like losing it yeah like it really is the worst fucking feeling it makes you want to quit galactic intergalactic intergalactic intergalactic intergalactic you made me snobre you made me you know Maybe snooze.

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Kansas City, Missouri is old than Kansas? I guess that makes sense. Yeah. Well, Kansas City isn't even in Kansas. Yeah, it's in Oklahoma. Yeah. It's in like one, I don't know. Oklahoma was like probably one of those things that were purchased, like, during the Louisiana purchase

or some shit. Yeah. Is Candace a person? They really just called it the fucking Louisiana purchase. They had no fucking better name for them. They just, yeah, just like Louisiana was one part of it. It was like a giant fucking province. Yeah, imagine you buy Greenland, right? Like Trump is talking about doing it. And you cause like, it's the January purchase.

It's the January purchase. That would be you would do it. When does he come in office? Like a two days? Four days from now. 19th is inauguration. You see all those people that donated money to them? All these tech fucking companies that are like... Yeah, yeah.

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The Punisher. And, like, they try to, you know, they're like, no, he's not, he's a bad, there's a bad, don't, that's bad. I'm like, uh, look, I don't like the punisher, but all at the same time, it's like, I can use a couple of punishers. I think, we can stand for a few punisher. A blight of punishers. Just a cavalcade of punishers. We don't even get, like, we don't even get, like, good crazy, you don't even get people that are like really good at even being crazy. Yeah.

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We know exactly where you are. Yeah, yeah. Hello, James. We're going to arrest you. Why would you call this? Why would you call this number? Like, have a point again. You have a literal prior history of doing this exact crime.

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Like It's basically it's like dating advice kind of a thing And I'm like Is this phone being compromised Because he's never He's literally never talked to me about this ever like when we roommates before we would just be like oh like what's up or whatever but it was never so I'm like kind of taking a back I got advice don't do it yeah come become gay homie don't become gay but like

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And so like, for me, I'm just like, I can't mod it. But like, I might just like buy like, like a dragon again and then just mod myself through all the grindy bits. Yeah. Yeah. I just, I like this. I genuinely like those characters a lot. They're all really fun.

But like I hate just like, okay, you got to earn $50,000 to get into this building. Go grind a fucking minigame for, you know, I'm just like, I don't want to do this, man. I love you too, wrong. That pirate shit looks fucking nuts. It looks out of, it looks like. It looks like saints. It looks like, it looks like, Yakuza ended up in the same, like, they took like a Saint-Roe kind of path.

Yeah. Which I think is like really smart of them. And then they didn't fall off afterwards. which was also a smart decision, although I had imagined they probably didn't intend to fall off. But, you know, they look like,

they look like devil make cry characters fighting regular people. Yeah, well, like, what are you doing here? I don't know if, yeah,

it's not like, it's like superheroes, it's like Captain America beating up people that work at a gas station. I don't care. I forgot everything that we were even talking about just now. I'm just here so I don't get killed.

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I like that song though Do you think heaven is segregated Yes I mean by definition right Isn't it? Yes Isn't it literally Isn't it just you?

They didn't think that far When they were writing it They're leaving it Purposefully vague Yeah the Lord is pretty So you can be like Oh my God I can't go It's whatever you desire

It's whatever you want What if I want to be a What if my heaven is being Jeffrey Dahmer And I'm rewarded by being Jeffrey Dahmer because I wasn't Jeffrey Dahmer in real life. Do I get to be Jeffrey Dahmer? See, that's the problem with heaven. Yeah, yeah.

There's too many Jeffrey Dahmer's. There's way too many different interpretations. Too many variables. It's like you can't, but everybody can, you don't need interpretations of pain. Pain, pain is pain. I think you probably just, I think when you're dying, you probably feel like you're having like an insane orgasm. Yeah, and then you die. All of your dopamine and everything, it just gets released all at once.

and you're like, oh, heaven, oh. And then you piss yourself and die, and you're like, I'm a sociopath. There are people who do that. There are people who that's happened to. There are people who like, like, who have like legally died and they like talk about their experiences or whatever. And they're like, it's kind of, it's kind of great.

They're trying to. And they just have to react to me to like the chaos of the real world. I think that's, I'm assuming that's why people like auto-exfixiate before or like they try to like talk about it. Oh, maybe. Yeah. I never thought about it. Because I don't understand the, but it's like, I'm assuming. I don't understand the choking thing in general. I do it.

I do it. They ask and I do it. I participated, yes. But like, I don't, I don't understand what's happening. I definitely do not. It's a severe turnoff. You can't. Wow.

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I had a dream once then I got so mad at somebody that like I made a fist and the fingers came out the other side and I had to go to the doctor. It's like a fucking AI, it was scary. Like it bursted through my hand

and I was like, oh, and I got scared in my dream. You're scared. Not in insane pain. You're just scared. It didn't hurt, no. But I went to the doctor

and the doctor and then I think it just became fucking completely nebulous and nonsensical after that. That's fucking angry right there. I remember the visual of that. Like, it's stuck with me. And I think about it every time I make a fist.

Every time. I don't think my fist too often. I can't do that right now. I haven't cut my fingernails in like weeks. You have spherical fists. Who me? Yeah. I'm fat.

You got rocks. Oh, well, I guess. Fat. I'm just saying your knuckles aren't. It's like, you know what I mean? Yes, I'm fat. I wish my hands were as big as sock and poppers. No, you don't.

Yeah, I do. No, you don't. You don't want knuckles with your kid to ass fucking hands. Biggest sock-en-bobbers. I wish my hands look like shoe horns. I wish I could have to plump them. I feel like it's like to get big in my hands.

Are they hollow? I think it would just be really cool to be able to put my shoes on. Oh, a shoehorn. Yeah, yeah. Oh my God. Sorry, I was thinking of horseshoe. A shoe horn.

That's way. So it's like the tongue thing? Yeah, yeah. To get your hip foot in and out of the shoe. I was not going to make my hands big like Mario doesn't want to be punches. Do you think you could survive with Lego hands? No.

Oh. Do I have feeling in them? Yes. Hmm. I'd like that because fighting people would be easy. Yeah. No one to fuck with you. Yeah.

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because he doesn't know what to do. This woman slept with everybody, and I'm married her. That's okay. You know, we all had her. You know, we all had her. We all had her. John married her. It's always better than me.

Pass her around again. I got a plan, John. I got a plan. It's a vacuum. But it's like a, it's a dice and. vacuum. Way ahead of time. Way ahead of time.

I got a plan for you. I got a plan. He just pitches. He pitches things that you could only understand the pitch if they already exist. You heard of a Dyson, right? What? What are you saying, Dutch?

He keeps Arthur. He just, he keeps saying stuff and I don't know what it is I don't know we gotta believe in him though he's been there for us it would mean a lot to me

I got a plan John it's like a Ford focus it's like a Ford what what is it just keep saying what it's like you're pressing the button you're applying with

what what what Trust me, John. It's so crazy. Trust me, John. Now, send your wife to my tent. We all have.

What? He can't hear. That's the twists and he went deaf. He can't. Who are you? The wolves ate his eardrums. The fucking poop dog and invaders him. Yeah.

The wolves ate his ear drums in the fucking stuff. The wolf slashed his face and ate his ear drums. What the fuck? I think it's so funny how. It's a misconception. that the wolves go for the liver Like the alpha wolf They love ear drums

I love the ear drums I find it's so funny That the wolves left him there to die It's like squid words Oh my gosh They left him there to die Wolves almost killed him Then left him to die

Yeah they just They ate his ear drums and beat him They just attacked him and left him there Oh my drum motion Doing a deaf John Marson is really hard Murder Murder Stop

guys, okay, read these names. I want to go home. Read these names. All right, whatever. Who cares? My name is bomb, Barb, Barbard, baby. Holy shit.

What? I love this idea so much. Wage Slate 583. It's going to call this the Red Dead show from now. Red Dead show, yeah. It'll just be a Red Dead podcast. Wade Slate 583. Okay, I read that.

Don Daggerson, Oit Ui. I said this was going to be a cold and joke but the guns done killed it in the same fucking episode they started it Right Gade 6 Buddy is the N word for white dudes Don't call me buddy

Listen buddy With that context is crazy Call it someone that is crazy Listen Edward Listen buddy You gotta do it with some volatility Yeah Otherwise it's not real

PPP This Just In Derek Tim Allen's what Derek Tim Allen's when he oh Derek Tim Allen's when he sperms oh you have a look of genuine because I wasn't I didn't know where he was going I was like I don't understand what's happening so we should please focus on that phase because I was like what is Tim Allen doing did he do something that oh oh I sound like Tim Allen come that's that's that's that's accurate I'm sure that yeah because yeah he mucks

And then... What? I'm coming. Err! That's classic. And then the music starts playing. Yeah. People are making fun of me,

because I said one of my favorite characters from Star Wars is Jar Jar-Jar Bing. Did you like my list? It's terrible. It's so caustic. What do you mean? I saw it and I was like, why are you here? So he made a list of his favorite Star Wars characters.

And I ratioed him with my own. Are you 10 years old? No, man. I love Star Wars. No, but that's like a 10 year old thing to do. Do you guys want to hear mine? Hey, look at me. What are my favorite list?

I'm happy. I'm happy. I enjoy my stuff, right? You can hate me all you want. You guys hate all you want. This is my favorite flashlight. It's not number one. My favorite flashlight is shaped like the Matt Rushmore.

So look at this. I was going to buy the Missing Incredible Flashlight and Lily told me not. So this is I would have absolutely done that if I knew that that was real. Is that's not real? It is quite. It's not licensed. That's a good, yeah,

it's definitely not licensed. No, Chris. It's absolutely licensed. If it's not licensed, I don't want it. Yeah, like, that's not good,

I thought about mine in it. I want the official. I want it to scale. It's a scale, too. I want to smell locker. Yeah, so is it her ass or?

What is it? It's like her arms, like, you know what she got stuck in the door and her, like, arms are like the thing. And then the back of it's her ass and her panties pulled down a bit.

Hell yeah. I really wanted it. It's not that expensive. It's like $65. That's a steel. That's a steel. That's a steel. That's a steel for a flashlight.

Oh, yeah. The material is probably going to like fall apart or something. So what? You fucking loosen and you throw it away. That's a once. That's a piece. That it's like an art piece. Kobe.

Fucking wants it that you put on your shelf. Yeah, you just leave it there. So this is Kingston's list of his favorite Star Wars characters. Oh, okay. Right? So he's top's 10. It's one. I'll go 10 to 1.

He goes, Count Duku Kudu at 10. Cadbane. Plow Coon, which sounds fucking, you know, interesting. This fucking name's so dumb. The Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker, Darth Mall, Leia Organa, Captain Rex, and Assooketano. So this is my list. You're such a shit, right?

My favorite Star Wars character, and, like, feel free to disagree in the comments. It's Frex Luchanus. Did you look up characters, actually? No. Because I don't know who that is, of course. These aren't real. I think one of them is actually

No, because I threw some real ones in there. Caddains are, of course. So, Frex Lucanus, Nigglish, Nyglish, Pormethus, Luke Skywalker, Clungus Ruch, Plymwump, Cadbane Yotus, Mesrither Kungugu,

Spumly Cordone, and glupfoco. Glob fucko was definitely in the fucking, he was definitely in the bar with the cantona band. Yeah, he was, he was a sucking dick. He was sucking dick under a table. He was fucking, what was the same? What was his name? Glop fucko is the bassist in the band and then the guitarist is Glop Shido.

Globbsch, are they brothers? Yeah, like a. The Glop fellers. Okay, the Glob Fellers. The Glob Fellers is so fucking stupid. All you guys do is terrorize my love. I don't, I'm just, I'm just, just, giving a list.

I'm sorry, the names are fucking abysmal, man. Some of the names are really good. And their languages, though, are worse.

Yeah. Gok, Gok, Pee, Pupu Gokalutso. Gokoguliggo. Masa halabakatitapa. And I'm like,

bro, you're not even taking the time to create something. Putting, Gagigliga. It's literally speaking in tongues. That's all they're doing.

Oh, yeah, for sure. You see, Pachapasihabellee. And then, and then the person Like, Oh,

yeah. Ginga 7-Eleven Gunga. That's not true. You're lying. You understand me? What the fuck? And he's like, wait,

why I was just making it. Shut up. I was making that up, but I met what I said, but you understood it. What the fuck. I like glupacalca. I like glupfco a lot.

Gluckfko and Nigglis pormithus. Niglish pormithus. I got to put Luke Skywalker a little lower, I think. What would be your name if you're in Star Wars? Oh, Maxima Niggeris. All right.

This just ends up there in time. I regret not getting a... I regret not getting a... So this guy says, this guy, this guy's name is I regret not getting a scumbag tea. They're there. Are they not? Do you not have scumbag tea? The scumbag tea should still be there. Yeah. Go get it.

Yeah. He's probably dead now. Oh. And, yeah. There's going to be, yeah, more shit's coming soon too. Come back. Yeah, I kind of have like a bunch of shit just kind of sit in. there because I want to have like a drop right. We got to take a picture of me. I'm going to do a very.

That's similar to that one. That looks that animated and disgusting. It's not even my face on that. Oh yeah. It's like Tim Walz's his face. Yeah, that scared look of him. Or was the bear ghost was attacking him?

Hey, my dad used to punish me by public embarrassing me by speaking with TartSpeak 2. Me be fishy. Jesus. I sucked off. We did it. We did it. There you go. Happy fucking new year. I think this is the first one. Happy fucking new year. I think this is the first four hour. We're never doing this again. Oh, absolutely not. I sucked off destiny and all I got was

this lousy AIDS. Me be fishy. Forcing my family to watch Guptil 89's top 10 hottest sonic female characters on Christmas. John Strickland, Merck's 1889, tell a castervator. Keep going, boys. I'm almost there. The first church of key David, Mickey Mouse gaping run to Sandus with a comedicly oversized cock. So hard as Colin falls out. I lost my virginity to do a goth girl I met on VR chat. That's such a modern sentence VR chat, wow Congrats man God bless

I had a goth A goth or two And anybody play that game Except for fucking murderers So you dodge the bullet So either you dodged a bullet Or she's in trouble I hate

I hate how I hate how Attractive the gothic cedic is You were someone to me That's like Sort of adhered to it I don't say I'm kind of over it But I appreciate it still

It's not a phase for me I just like it's just there's scene bitches I wish that shit would come back I don't like the scene style but I like the goth style because the goth aesthetic is always a very starkly white girl with dark hair

and very large breath I like where they're so depressed and they don't realize you just don't notice the not large breast ones that's what the problem is because I'm not looking I'm not looking at like you're the Terminator and literally it doesn't even acknowledge

what the small kid is like hey what's going on is just hey man it's all good would remove your clothes it's all valid. Hey, it's going on. You can say to anywhere if you date me.

I need you to remove your clothes, got titty girl. I don't want to do that, Ray Bermano. Yeah, that's me. Oh, shit, I'm Ray Ramano. I'm the Ray Ramano Garth Terminator, Titty guy. Dood, do, dun, dun, dun. What is that battlefield? I'm fucking, da, d'at, da, d'at, da.

I'm thinking of. the clinking sound from gears when you start hoard That's what you're doing Oh I think I know what you're talking about So what I thought of was Battlefield Yeah the battlefield The battlefield was like Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

Wow battlefield? I thought that was called Does Caldud have a similar one? Called in he doesn't have a thief at all Well it only has the model one for two Yeah they have different Yeah Okay that's what I'm thinking Duh

And Years of War Years of War was like Danan-nan-nan-dan-dan-dan-nam. Yes. I was just doing the Terminator 2, Thief. Steve Javinsky, man. Dun-d-Dun-Dun-Dun. Oh, yeah, yeah.

I'm the Sperminator. I've been thinking about Battlefield a lot lately. I am here to Spurroman. Battlefield, the game or the movie? Yeah, the movie. Like Battlefield Earth? Yeah, with Georgia Volta. I heard it slanted at like a Dutch angle.

It's insane. No, I was thinking about Battlefield one recently. I was like, damn, that was such a good experience and I haven't had a game like that in a while. It made me sad. I lost my Virginia to a got-crow. Okay, I read that already. One of these days, Kingston, one of these days,

bang, zoom, out your colon, pre-rods, Chris, look at Sweenin and yell, and just yell, fuck you. Blake 8, nine, six. Who do you think you are, I am? The Bosnian Timmy Tickler. The Bosnian tummy tickler. Oh. Do you think Brian Thompson's last words was,

Squidward moaning with, hopefully. Squidward moating with the cadence of his laugh. What is that? Is that the fucking Rizzler as Mousie-Dong? What would you call that? Riz-Zadong? Is that it?

That's a little too easy. The Mousler? The Mousler. I don't know. The Mouser. Mouser sounds like that. That's a fucking terrible image. So this guy's name is Squidward moaning with the cadence of his laugh.

And I can't imagine this. Oh, fuck. I'm coming. Oh. Oh, that's so fucking anus. Oh, so good. His nose gets fucking tiny. Yeah.

It's how heart he comes. Ew, it like wiggles. It's heinous. You're so good, Kingston. Ew, don't involve me with this. Kingston, you're so big. The idea of pearl, the idea of fucking Neptune using fucking scored as a condom. Yeah.

I need something, that is. That's that amazing scream That's such a good scream Such a good fucking scream Yeah That show is way better than anything's the right to be man It's great I want to watch it again soon

Yeah I want to do I do want to sit And watch it again I've watched that show at least four times It's so good I think I'd like to taste it again What do you say Oh yeah he vomits it

He throws up a burger That's so disgusting I remember having a visual reaction That when I was good Uh Alaska Moffill Trash Cause a Hero of the Racial Pain Hurricane Miller

Texas Tater Salad Young Sheldon getting slammed into a tree Uh You spelled tree with TREA T R-R-E-A

T-R-O-W-W-W That's interesting Monster Sween is just Etrigan Who's that Gone gone Gone a former man

I don't know What that is Nicky Ziggian Blood That's Nicky Ziggi Oh Or is it Jamian blood

The guy from Fifty five shades of gang Dom The Giant Diener Dienes Worms colon fell out

Squirtward sucking his own nose. How do you spell that again? Etrigan? Etrigan? I'll try to spell it out. E.R. T.R.T. E.T.R.I.G.A.N.

I got it. Wopsdifer Goldberg, medicinally. Preheated toe. Sorry, Ms. Jackson, Badly Brave. Dog, the colon hunter. He's that version of me. Ethereum, uh, Helping. Yeah, I know who this is.

I just, I just didn't know that was his name. What is it? Gone the form of blacks. Yeah. He speaks in, uh, in fucking riddles. I don't know who that is. Or a poem or riddles. Rhyme. Rhym.

I guess we should say. He speaks in couplets, essentially. I fucking love Etrigar. He looks so silly. What is that? He looks like Shrek. From what? He's like a fucking gargoyle that fucking speaks in poetry.

No, but in what? In like, in D.C. Oh, okay. And the Dick come universe. He runs your Shrek. That just looks like peacemaker, but a fish. That is crazy. It looks like peacemaker on a fish.

Oh my God. Please finish it. Finish it. Finish it. Aetherian needs help lowering his weapon in a hill three. Orange Man Hunter. Freed a man, a rat. Feed a man or rat satisfy his rat desire.

Rojogan. Nay from Melfis 1 and rounding out our list as always. The king of haphazard. I think Norman Osborne and Aunt May fuck, and that's why she was debilitated like that? No. I think they fucking, they piped.

I think it was about the grenade. I think the grenade shocked her, but I think she was like, she was like, she was like puddling. He was like, I'm not gonna let this go to waste. It reminds me of your pussy. Wow. Uh-oh.

Like, cramp. What if he, like, threw a bomb at her right there? Uh-uh. And he just fucking backheads are out the house. And Peter's like, oh? And he shoves a bomb in Peter's mouth. Then he grabs Peter, chokes, puts a bomb on his stuff. Explosive.

It erupts. Well, Wes, I haven't seen an old pussy like this since Don Imus. Goodbye. Say that heroes to save us. I'm not going to stand here and wait. I hold on to the wings of an eagle. Watch as they all fly away. Just sucking his own dick.

Sucking the fuck out of his own dick, dude.