The Snark Tank - #293: RIP David Lynch

Episode Date: January 25, 2025

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other Of course he thinks horrible things about Trudeau, but, well... Yeah, okay, so it's mostly the Trudeau stuff. I mean, it's, he's so predictable. It's like, of course you hate Justin. Yeah, it's not even worth talking about. Of course you hate Trudeau. It was mostly there was a lot of people talking, like, I don't know if Bill Burr did it consciously,

but he, like, refuted some of the shit that, that, uh, he refuted some of the stuff that Joe was saying. Oh, really? Yeah, but, like, I don't know if he did it on purpose or if it was just a lot of people were saying it. Just accidentally proved him wrong because it's. so easy. Yeah. Was Burr on there recently? No, he was on Jimmy Kimmel.

Yeah, he wasn't fucking nuts. And so when you were saying some of that stuff, people were like, oh, shit, he, he's talking shit about Joe Rogan. I was like, I'm not sure if he is. I don't think he is. I think it's just Joe Rogan was repeating some of the bullshit in Bill Burr. Oh, right, yeah. I don't think it was specifically talking about him.

It was just that like, oh, Joe Rogan specifically said it was the biggest stir of one of the conspiracy theories of like the fires or whatever. Yeah. And so, like, it looks like you were refreting Joe. I was like, I don't know if it was that. It's only mismanagement. Yeah, it's still like that. It's so crazy.

Oh, it was the homeless thing because Joe was the one saying the homeless. Joe is a, hates homeless people now. He never used to. He's just static because he looks like a homeless person. But yeah, he hates him now. So, yeah, that was. They wanted him off that thing.

I could tell Jimmy was like, oh, I'm going to get in fucking so much. It was definitely even like, there was, there was nervous. I was nervous. Oh, when he was like, oh, we're back to Luigi. Yeah. I never left Luigi. There was nervous energy in the crowd. There's always nervous energy.

Well, not a crowd. The cow was cheering. Oh, no, no, no. No, like, there were cheering at some points, but the laughs, he was looking. Bill Burr was looking at the crowd to like, kind of like, like, yeah. But there was kind of like not all bursting and laughed because it wasn't just cheeky bullshit. It was like, oh, this is real. So there was like people like us laughing.

And then there was other people like, should I laugh? There's always nervous energy whenever Bill Burr is on a show that isn't. Conan. Like whenever he's like, I remember he did, uh, I remember he did one with, um, the audience might remember this. Also, hi. Well, yeah. Welcome to the Stark Tank podcast. Yeah. Oh, you said we're rolling. Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead and do. Yeah, we'll do a clap. We'll leave this in. Whatever. Of course. There you go.

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At least I think I did I don't know Now I feel I know you said it once My brain recalled you saying it now Because I'm like I do remember hearing that But it just didn't register You could also have worn the same clothes one time before

To give you miss memorandering everything about the room Because that happens way too often Sometimes I specifically Like I'm wearing this exact shirt and hat combination From what I wore yesterday On a sacred So people think I do a lot

one day. Oh, that's cool. We're like, oh, man, he's such a hard worker. Grind set, grind set. I'm going to wear the same. I'm not going to change my clothes. I've not going to record that. 49 podcasts in one day, they're all five hours somehow. In one day,

Hulk Hogan said that that, that math reminds me of Hulk Hogan, because he's been exposed for the line, like, a bunch. And one of them was, he says, I, uh, since 365 days, right, in the year. He's like, I've worked 400 plus days in a year, brother.

You know how I can do that? Flying to Japan and then flying back to America. The time change makes it for an extra. That is so psychotic. And then there was headlines breaking Hulk Hogan advanced time travel. It was like breakthrough. Breaker technology, Hulk Hogan.

Remember that photo he posted on Twitter of like pooping my gym, brother, H. H.H. Yeah, H.H. Poop, brother, H. H.H. The picture is gone. so it just looks like he's just talking about poop. I know, yeah. Poop, oh, I wanted to bring, I just because I started the thought and I didn't finish it.

I know people get annoyed when that happens. The, when there was an episode of, I think, it's one of the late night guys who's not Colbert. When Bill Burr was on Colbert years ago, mega awkward energy. Yeah. Like incredibly. Like it was like, it was like, I remember it was like a big. kind of story that day because it's just like, man, he really does not know how to conduct an interview with a comedian at all. Like he just trounces all over it.

Yeah. He's like interrupting. He's not letting. Yeah, he's like fighting against it. He's like, why is that funny? He doesn't say that exactly, but it's the idea. But like that kind of, I've never, to be honest, I've never watched him outside of him doing his fake conservative Stephen Colbert thing. Oh, yeah.

So I've never seen his real energy. I've only seen him one time when he was he used to be kind of like I would say in the center kind of trying to find his way and he endorsed Ron Paul one time when Ron Paul was running but not for like the crazy reasons but for the reasons like oh

he's he's talking about real issues like the foreign you know military industrial complex and the Federal Reserve shit like that and I was like oh yeah that's that's reasonable but barring that I don't know anything about him actually so that sucks that he that he's actually sucks? Yeah, he's just not very skilled in this

specific avenue. I don't know why he has the show, really. It kind of just doesn't make sense to me. It would be like Hulk Hogan having a show like that. Oh. Like a talk show. I'd watch it. I'd watch it. I'd watch it. It would exist for like a week. It would be maybe good from like a curiosity standpoint for the same reason that you like maybe like

stare at ants when you're a kid. I mean, I've watched Bradley, Bradley, what's his name? The fucking the royd head, the dude that's like, I could be up any UFC fighter. I'm fucking 270. Bradley Martin. Yeah, I watch this shit and I'm like, I want to see him die.

Who fuck is that? That guy, he's just one of the most insecure men on the planet. Yeah. He's like a giant dude really strong, does bodybuilding. And then he challenges it. Because he's so big,

he thinks he can beat up everybody. And so all he does is like, I can easily, like Nate Diaz is a UFC, well, not a champion. He was a UFC fighter, really good, but he's small.

He probably walks around at 180 pounds. Yeah. And he's like, I could beat you like easily like in Nate Diaz is just like sure you know like kind of dismissing him like stop being ridiculous dude there's a part where do you remember do you know Brian Callan he's he's uh he was on mad TV um he's one of used to be Joe Ogan's friend but then I think he got accused of like raping someone so that Joe Ogan distits himself yeah yeah it's the whole thing yeah he he how long before he's back on the show uh well he hasn't come back on

since I think, but he did get embraced back in the comedy world because he used to have a podcast with Brandon Shob. A fighter and the kid, right? The fighter and the kid. Yeah. And then he left for a while, but then they're like back because of course they embrace the rapist. They don't care. Yeah.

It doesn't matter. So anyway, long story short, Bradley Martin and Brian Callan had a quick little just sparring, just there is kind of wrestling and then like, let's do a little jujitsu. And fucking Bradley Martin is huge and got reversed by bitch-ass Brian Kallin. Callan and it was one of the most embarrassing things I've ever seen because I'm like Brian Callan's a stupid comedian that I feel like you could probably give him problems. Like and then Bradley Martin is this huge hulking roid freak that gets upset by everything. And somehow when he was trying to take him down and like dominate him gets reversed by the one

of the shittiest comedians around. And I was like this is, it was so much secondhand embarrassment. I turned it off. The problem with him is that he's someone. He's the one of the guys that like, we live in a world unfortunately now where you just can't pick fights. You said this last time where you just can't, you can't go picking fights with people anymore. I don't know if it's that unfortunate. But like, I know what you want.

Unfortunately percent of people. People just think like, I'm jacked. That means you could fight. And I was seeing my whole life. People are like, oh, I'm big. I can't fight and getting beat by people that are like. Don't fuck with the big guys. You don't have a, you don't, you don't have a guaranteed survival of like getting out of an altercation with an armed Demetri Martin.

you know like that yeah yeah and that's not a very particularly threatening individual even like not at all martial artist even them they're like oh yeah

again the street fight I don't know what the fuck's gonna happen I assume I'm gonna win because I'm a trained fighter Bo Burnham could kill you Bo Burnham he could I mean it's it is all it takes is a gun

What's the weapons That's the scariest part The keto thing is like the The one where they trip you And they shove the upper part of your chest So you hit the floor Bullshit that it's supposed to be using your energy against your

It's not what it is It's it's the grappling It's like the takedown It's like I forgot what it's called You're talking about judo I think is it judo I do you know It's a real one where you know

It's like a lot of throwing techniques Where you can also use people's energy Against themselves like someone comes at you And then you fucking flip them I think I think it's there You're talking about Kinzugami No Oh

I think you're talking about Oh sorry You're talking about a Haraquini Stop Sepaku Which one is So it's that it's one of those weird It's about Panexpress

That's crazy He just went He just went full sale He was like I told you last episode It's a new new It's a new racist to me That's cool

I don't care I don't know the difference between China and Japan I don't I don't think I don't think I don't think I don't think

I don't think That's crazy Shout out to all the Chinese people that listen to All four of you that are allowed to Yeah they have VPN So So the TikTok thing

You can just get a VPN right I'm assuming so I don't I don't understand It's on Once the people are going to test that theory because that it makes sense to me when I was like, oh, if there are plenty of things that you can't access regionally and then you use a VPN and you have access to it. Yeah. That's what it sounds like what's going to happen.

Unless I don't know. Have you guys heard about how many places porn hubs banned in in this country? Yeah, many states. Yeah. I've actually paid close attention to that because I wanted to see if society was going to collapse in those regions. You know, I feel like there's a lot of people that need porn to not do horrible things. Like, I think, I think there's more than I'd like to make. It keeps them in their goon cave.

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Where did that happen? I don't remember. Somebody in our audience who we, will not pay to do this. Go investigate. I feel like, I feel like when that, when that was impending,

people just like, a bunch of like, freaking terabytes of this like random hard drives were being sold at crazy rates. Oh, he's from like, yeah,

he was just, like, all of Riley Reed's work. This a whole, like, it is just one guy that's like a dispenser. He's like, what do you need?

Oh, there's definitely, there must be, well, I don't know, maybe it's probably easier just to get a VPN or something. Because Pornhub is one site also.

There's hundreds. Was it only porn? Hub. Was that it? It was several, I think. I actually don't, yeah, I don't remember. I'm pretty sure. I don't know anything. I don't live in a I remember just paying it. Yeah, right, they live in a place that tries to. I know they said it's for, uh, there's the concerns.

Pornhub was like, we're concerned about people secure. I know they're not, they don't care about that. So to not comply, I don't know the, the real reason, right,

right, of why they're like, oh, we're concerned about our, blah, blah, security because to use those sites, you have to upload your ID or something like that.

I think what happens is that they're, the, uh, the workforce is diminishing. So much. And people are getting, they're getting so unnerved They're like, yo, we got to do anything we can To make sure people have kids

Even through the worst means possible So we got to get rid of porn. I'm curious, I don't know how I feel about it really Because on some of them, I'm like, it's probably not amazing That we have, like, I think porn is like one of those things Where it's like, it's like guns in the sense that like, I don't think we really thought About machine guns

When we said like right to bear arms, you know? Or like, yeah. And in the same way, I don't think we thought about porn that literally like follows us that we could pull out in our pockets on the subway. You know what I mean? Yeah. I understand. I think, I think porn is too accessible to a degree, yes. But how much does that hurt people exactly?

Yeah, I mean, that's debatable. That's the, that's like, how much is it really hurt people? It's hard, man. Probably hurts some people really bad. But it's like there's like the, there's like the, there's like the game thing. Yeah. Where it's like, just because one person freaks out is like, is that worth bad? Yeah, it's not, it's not worth, I, I'm on the side of you can't ban it.

You shouldn't be able to, especially it's supposed to be for adults. But I just think societally we should just be better at moderating shit. What I mean by is just, what do they say, everything in moderation? Moderation, thank you. We need magazines back. Let's bring back magazines. That is like a perfect medium. It is.

It's like, I actually miss, I was like, oh, man, you know, it would be nice to get another game informer. and get like there's just sometimes some feelings that I sometimes miss the and then the the the smell of the paper and like flipping through those old game informers are high quality man yeah When I was home in New York, when I was home in New York, I had, I still had, like, a stack of, like, old Game Informers. Like, I had, like, an insane amount of them. And I was opening them. I was just like, damn, like, they just feel really high quality. The new ones that, like, because they rebooted for a little bit. And then they got shut down immediately.

Yeah, like a little GameStop project. Yeah, yeah. But I have all of them. I have every single one of the new run of Game Informers, and they feel like, I don't even know. They feel like they feel like they're vegan somehow. Like, there's something about it. I want to get a porn mag so heavily cum crust that I can throw on a gun on it was shatter. Why would you want that?

Just to have it. Who's come is that? The aesthetic mind, maybe. Oh, so you mean you, so you get a porno mag, work on it for, I don't know how many years. Two, three weeks. Weeks. Weeks. Oh, my goodness.

That is a lot of, that's a lot. I mean. Have you ever owned a porn magazine? I got one in like 20, like, I think 19 or 18 when I accidentally stumbled drunk from one, from like a bar into like a place where they were having the alt porn awards. Oh, cool. It was crazy. And they gave me like a to-go bag. Oh,

they had like a porno bag and like a crop top with my free cams on it. But I wish I still had it. I don't know where the hell it is. I've never gotten one actually. I don't own a porn man. That disappoints me. Yeah. Because I bought a DVD, of course, on my 18th birthday.

Pornomags are. I have one porn DVD. Is it from? No, no, it's not that one. I have one porn DVD. We found a porn DVD in a friend of ours. desk. Oh, I think he mentioned that.

We talked about it on the podcast before, but he left the country and he was like, just keep the desk. And we were like, we don't want this desk. So he broke it open and we found like a, what was it again? It was like a just a Japanese. Of course it was. It was just a normal. It wasn't like anime or anything.

It's not light. I, I saw a good, uh, this was this. This was the good. Okay. Jesus. This was actually because the thing that turns me off is the, you know, the, the cat moaning or whatever. The, the chicks where they sound like.

They're so high-pitched, they almost sound like cats. I think the DVD might have been before. It felt vintage. Yeah. It was before that. Before that shit, because I'm cool with that. I saw something recently on Twitter, which actually, I was like, this rules. Because it was, it's like at a fancy bar that's like oak bar.

And then like, there's girls behind the bar. And there's one girl sitting down. They're fully clothed. And then all of a sudden a dick just pops out of a hole. So it's like a glory hole bar. And she's like sophisticated just fucking going to town. of this thing. With a pinky up.

And I was like, that is the coolish. That's my type of society I want to live in. Like it reminds me of like almost like an LA noir. Like everything's like like like dark and gray. It's like it's like it's very. Where's a dick getting sucked in. It's kind of old timey has an old timey vibe that like. It's like bleak but put together.

Yeah. Yeah. And but then all of a sudden it's just porn. But it was Japanese. And I was like, these motherfuckers. I was like, they're innovating over there. There's like, there's like, there's like, there's like a. Like a fucking...

There's a wave. There's a wait. There's all tours over there, man. Doing crazy shit. All tours. Yeah. The, um, I don't know, porn magazines is like, you can't really... Porn magazines are like tarot cards, I think.

We're like, you have to be gifted them. Yeah. It's bad juju to buy a porn magazine. It's bad juju. Don't see it. I don't, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have porn mags, but I have a porn comic book that I've been reading for like 13 years, though. Yeah, I think that's crazy that you just read porn comics.

It's like a, it's like a web comic made by a creator that I found. that I found when I was like 14. Is it black and white? No, it's colored. Oh, it's colored. That's why I wouldn't. Of course, it's colored. What does it do for you?

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I mean, hey, fair enough, man, I guess. I'm like, dude, I've met him on Twitter. I'm like, finishedness. Look, I'm almost, I'm in my 30s now. I'm almost done. I'm in my 30s. I've been jerking off since high school. Well, since of, speaking of degenerate behavior.

So there was a, that de jaded. I mean, it's, it's rather sophisticated compared to many of the porn. Right. I mean, you're not like coming on a dog's eyes. But like, I mean, it's, it's like, it's, you know. That's so fucking. It just doesn't even know what's going on.

It just doesn't. It's just happy to be there. It thinks it's being fed. The, uh, it starts biting like a hose. Listen, so there was this guy. I don't know if anybody else saw it. This might have been like a highly localized Twitter thing, but I saw it and I couldn't believe it. It's equal parts tragic and hilarious to me.

But so there's this, there's a video of this guy going up to what I presume to be a bikini barista kind of thing. You know, you know what they are? I have an idea. It's extremely neat. Extremely niche, but yeah, I've heard of their assistance. They have them in Seattle and like Tacoma in that area. I know for sure. But it's basically, it's just, it's hooters for coffee.

You know, you drive through and there's like a, you know, there's tits and then you get your coffee and you drive away. Yeah. So this guy pulls up and I guess he's been giving, you know, the staff problems because this video opens up with them approaching him with a phone, which doesn't, you know, you don't do that to a random person you have no history with. So he goes up with a phone and he's like, he looks so. normal, it's crazy. Have you seen the video? Regular guy. It is insane. So he looks so normal. He's like, he's like smiling a little bit. He's like, ah, man,

I'm going to get my coffee. We're going to see tits. And then they go up to him and they lean over his window and he's got no pants on. And they go, I can't remember what they say in the video. Like, get the hell out of here. You need to leave. You need to leave. And then his expression drops immediately. He drives away.

And then later on in the day, we find out that he killed himself. Yeah. Hold on. I heard that he killed himself when he found out he went viral. Oh. I don't know. I don't know.

I know he had a kid and a wife. Yeah. I didn't know. What are you doing? Why would you do that to me? That's what's crazy about it. So like I saw the photo. I didn't do that to me.

I saw the phone. I didn't even know that. Which by the way is really like, it's a little fucked up to share that photo because it's like, come on. Leave them out of it. Like they didn't, you know. But. I was so happy with the story that he's like,

Oh, you had a wife and a kid. Well, the kid's a baby, though, to be fair. Okay. That's even worse. Dude, when you grow up. It's worse for the mom. It's not worse for the kid. The kid's not.

Mommy, what happened to daddy? He died in a war. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He died in the war. A war with himself. Yeah. She never specified. So, like, she's like, she passes the lie detector tests because it's not a lie.

She's just omitting a really important information. The war within 2025. Yeah. But, uh, yeah. So, like, a barista. But yeah, dude, there's a photo of him like with his wife of the kid. And it's like super recent you can tell. So like,

Oh man. That's shit fucking when I saw when I saw the wife and a kid picture, I was like, I'm not going to make. Wow. I just like I can't. I was not, I was going to tweet. I was literally tweeting something and I was like, nah, it's just really not the time. That must have been why he killed himself. Because it went viral.

Yeah. Like it went viral, but also he's like, oh my God, I can't live with the shame of my wife finding this out. Or whatever he did. That's crazy. What did he do? He just, I don't. You know, like, did a backflip on a sword or something? You're a gamer on a sword.

That's the most convoluted way to kill yourself on the back foot. You have to find a way to stabilize the sword. He gets a pony clamp, right? You like, so you have like a pony. You have like a clamp or vice grip on the other table. Right up. You're like, whoop. Whoop.

Oh. He lands, lets out the largest scream for only three seconds. Yeah. And then immediately. That's all. If you cut yourself directly in half and two halves of you fall to the side, are both of them screaming? I guess you can't scream. I feel like neither.

You're not going to be. Because both of them have at least one lung. But you don't have your windpipe is split. That's not how that works. It is. So what if one side is cut enough to where your vocals are intact on the other side? Okay. How about this?

Both sides, but they land face like like like, like. open side down so a vacuum is created. Yeah, that's how it works. I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure there's that discovery was made by Dr. Mangula. Yeah, yeah. You know, he was like, oh, if you.

I wonder, I was so directly at half and they fall. Space down. Open side down. I wonder what kind of shit he really found out about people dying. Like what kind of fuck shit he probably knows. about the human body dying that other people just don't know because they have never tried it.

I feel like I don't know, man. I just, what a, look, of the reasons to kill yourself. It's not funny. It's truly not funny. It's so low. Look, it is, make no mistake.

It's deviant, creepy behavior to jerk off with no pants at a fucking bikini barista place. But like, I'm looking at this guy immediately he kills himself and then they're like pedophiles just walking around. Perfectly fine.

Like, what the fuck? That's the problem Because pedophiles Don't think They're doing anything wrong They like Usually believe in their hearts of hearts Like I should be able to do this

What's wrong with everybody? What's wrong with everybody else? That's why like We've been doing this for thousands of years Suddenly it's not okay I mean actually that's a good point right They're probably like Well,

That is literally probably The society is collapsing Because we deviated from fucking little boys What in the That was like a gang of raving pedophiles Coming to protest our show Are you making fun of us? Are you making fun of us?

of us? I wish you were a little boy. I would teach you a lesson right now. If you were a little boy, I would kill you and do things. Dice you up and then hide you and get caught later because I'm stupid. Anyways, so this guy's dead. Yeah, this guy's dead as shit, man. That's crazy.

I didn't know. People are fighting out the origins. I feel like this is one of those things where we don't need to know anything about him so we can just stay on the level of like this is funny. What an idiot. Right. It turns out, it turns out like we learned that like he's actually, he was actually working on a cure for cancer and got real close

and like or like he was on the precipice getting a Nobel fucking Peace Prize or for some weird occurrence his pants disappeared unbeknownced

to him. It wasn't even him. It was he could you imagine it wasn't him? Like how did this happen? He was smiling again and like thinking for your

oh man he was still in smile frames he just he couldn't cancel his smile he was he genuinely just forgot his pants or he has a Or he has like a reverse flash in his life who's like,

yo, meddling. So it's like real fast. Imagine how many people have that. Like there's a bunch of reverse, like reverse Chris every time I do something. Something goes wrong. You're like,

yo, this is not me. And you find out years later, all of your major fuckups are because of this one actual person. I would go to jail, I think, trying to kill that person. Yeah.

I'd be like, why? I would just make why? Why? It's like that Thanos thing where he's like he tortures that guy on his birthday every year. Yeah. That human guy.

His name's David or something. He's torturing since he was a baby. It's like, what the hell? That's such a deep level of hatred. I've never felt that level of hatred for anything or anyone, really. That's so common. That is a force, you know? Yeah.

And showing up in this guy's one bedroom apartment, that's all shabby, just sitting on this couch, breaking the couch, he weighs like, 900 pounds, and he's just like, I like knowing you're not happy. And it's like, why? What do you get? What do you give from this, sir? Cosmic satisfaction, clearly. I guess so.

It just makes me feel good. I guess so. I mean, I guess it probably makes fucking death squirt. I'd slap him. Does it make death squirt? Is that what it is? Like, it's like, she's like edging or she's about it. I think she's doing it for death.

I think he is doing it for death. Like, and it's like some type of like edging thing. He's just an asshole. I swear to God, I thought it was like, I think it's kind of both. I mean, yeah, but like, they don't mention that. It's him being an asshole.

This guy does this guy deserves a bad life for some reason. I just think it makes her like, you know, It's the female equivalent of gooning. I'd give him fent. I'd give him those fun. I feel like it wouldn't work. I feel like it wouldn't work, but like. How would it?

You fent up Hulk and he calms back down. Well, you would. Is that how you, that's how you defeat him? Are you going to watch Red Hulk? Oh, yeah, I'm going to see it. You can see it? I'm going to see it. I don't know if I, I don't know about this, D-I-E.

Wait, D-I-Hulk? I don't even. You read comics. You know Red Hulk's been around for a while. D-E-I should D-E-E. I don't, it's D-I-E, some fucking dumb asshole said that I've definitely seen it.

I've definitely seen it already. I remember making that joke and then seeing it. That's what the guy said before he killed himself. D-I-E and then he fucking, and then he blew his brains out with a fucking, with a fucking mouser. He did a backflip and then somehow hit the trigger at the last second. He stabbed himself.

He fell down. He fell on the trigger a fucking whole entire like, when it was like pulleys is something things called, they had a pee-wee's playhouse? Pullies? No, they're not. What are they called the whole like the ball falls down the hill and it rolls into. There you go.

He falls into one of those and it blows his head off. That is. And then it facetimes his kid right before it happens too. Daddy. Father. Greatest. For one frame he's him and then the next frame he's a clicker. He's a flicking last.

His face is like exploded open. And that kid just like, no. Oh, fuck Oh no. It would be crazy if that was just genuinely... That he's a grown man Heath Ledger. He's fucking white, too. It's Heath Ledger.

Yeah, so that guy died sucks for his... Thank you, Father for freeing me. I'm back now. I'm with a wrecking. It's a giant suicide. You combine every suicide. together to one mega suicide joke. What was this guy's name?

Does anyone know his name? No, that doesn't matter. Well, like, we know, like, everything about him except for his name, I guess. Suicitis? Suicide. The god of suicide. A clown. His name is suicidus clown?

Is that what you said? Suicide is the clown. Suicide. He was a clown. He's like Uncle Magic. Uncle magic. Oh, my God. Suicitis.

The clown. It's me. Suicide. It's the clown. I'm going to take my life. Does he just do various suicide tricks? Because he has to have a business. He has to repeat. Yeah, I'd assume he's immortal. He's some of a curse of the mortality. He's trying to kill himself. He does little tricks where he lynches himself, but he's fine.

He shoots himself in the head, but he's fine. And then all the kids are like, wow, I should try that. But then he finds the one thing they can kill him. And he finally did it. He finally did the... It's like the input to you putting into your brain that'll kill you. he went and got coffee, had no pants, got really upset and this time it would kill him.

Those were the conditions? Okay. You had to go get coffee. Well, what if those were just jaggings that were brown? Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

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from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. You know? What if those were just fucking... That would be crazy. It's just, it is genuinely just a fucking misunderstanding. And he just got frightened by them.

And he's like, oh my God, this looks like I didn't have pants on. I'm going to kill myself. Not even explain to anybody. I even go to his wife and like, honey, some crazy shit's about to pop off online. Honey, honey, look at me. You see how I look right now? You see how this looks? These pants, do you see?

There's a video of me going around right now that looks like I have no pants. Looks like I'm harassing people. I swear to God, these are the pants that I'm wearing. You've seen them. Go look at the video. It's the same pants. No. No. Dude, you know what's funny? Do you remember that Norwegian girl that I was dating? What? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. She had these like jaggings or spandex, whatever the fuck they're called that were black and pink. But the, or the pinkish, it was more peachy. It looked like skin. It looked like skin. And there was a, she was just, she was just jamming on my drum set. And like, we were just playing like some black Sabbath, some bullshit. And people were like, is she?

Like people were genuinely like, she like, they were like, I don't know. It didn't even occur to me. Yeah. So it is totally possible that this man was wearing brown spandex or leggings. This man was innocent. Look, guys, I love making fun of this, right? Yeah. Maybe we should stop now.

All right, fine. Maybe. I love, I'm having a ball. We need to. We're at a half an hour exactly. Yeah, we can move on. There's really not much to talk. There is, the really, the really is. Did they find him in a car?

No, you go. They find him in a car? I don't know. I think they found him on the sword that he backflips on. Yeah. Yeah. He's like the new Arthur in the stone. Arthur in the stone, yeah. The sword pulls an artery.

You got to pull the sword out of his body. You got to pull out of him? That's crazy. This fucking asshole. I, I, I, I'm dead. I'm done. Yeah, we're done. We're satisfied.

You, I, I, Can you stain a, can you stain a sore with blood? I mean, it depends on what it's made out of. Well, yeah, if you keep the blood on the sword, I think it'll, it'll, it'll fuck up the iron. It wouldn't it won't be cool like, oh, the sword's red now that you can see. It's fucked up sword. It's not good.

It's not going to die of the sword. If anything, if it would get any color, it would be more like probably like a, like a pale orange, I would imagine, right? I think it would say anything, like rusty. It's just going to rust, yeah. It's going to. So you got to, you got to lub your sword, keep it nice into mineral oil. Yeah. It's going to, you got to polish it.

Anyway. Yeah. So rest in peace, that guy, I guess. You rest in peace. I mean, I guess. It's, I mean, obviously, you didn't deserve to die from just being pantsless. Just arrest him. To me, that's just, to me, the biggest problem was, dude wasn't even, like, chief. He wasn't even ready to go.

Like, to me, that's like. You saw his dick? No, you didn't. That's the problem. So it's not like he was even, like, how much of a pervert was he? Like on a scale. The more I think about it, the more I think it's just pants. Like it's right.

You didn't see his dick at all. Because he wasn't even like, oh, I'm ready to go. Like, you know, like, hey or nothing. Like, what is his dick is just tucked in? What was he going to do? A balloon trick afterwards? Like, what was like? So like the whole thing where I was on my, he wasn't like even, he didn't even get ready or he wasn't like.

Was this baby's first perv? Like, was this his first time? It was his first time experimenting. He was like, oh, man. And then he immediately killed himself. let me be a lesson to you guys if you ever feel like there's like a weird cheap sexual thrill

you want to drive around with no pants on in broad daylight in the city broad daylight rules I love the more that we dissect it the more like fascinating to be comes the thing about it it's like it's not even like a fucking whatever who cares he's there

what's his name again? Suicitis suicide is the clown suicide is the clown rest of peace also to another legend who really does not belong in this in this group company but they are of the same notoriety I don't know that

David Lynch died at 78 he's a 78 year old man It's not surprising that he died Necessarily known for the similar things I think there's been He made the Dune first movie Not

Not That's the exposure And for that I feel like he deserved to die That's crazy The movie is really bad It's I tried watching it Movies horrible Did he write it?

No he made Oh whatever Fucking It's You know he was getting a direct You know the story about him almost directing Return of the Jedi? Do you know what that story? That would have been insane.

Would it have the same stuff in it with the Ewox and all that should still been in there? I mean, yeah, it would have been the script exists. EWs would have been like fucking probably monstrous. It would be terrified. He would have fucked them up. He tells this story about like how like George Lucas wanted him to direct the movie and he was like, I guess I shouldn't meet him. It's George Lucas. You know, like why would I not take a meeting with George Lucas?

And he like takes him to like a, he takes him into like a Ferrari, And he takes him to like a salad restaurant that only serves salads and David Lynch is like I don't want to fucking eat a salad and then he And then he takes it back and he's trying to explain like wookies to him And David Lynch is like getting a headache. He's like freaking out like looking at this wookie I think I heard that part He's not being a fucking episode dude. Dude, I'm not even doing that. What is that? What is that? This is all real. Like he tells this story and it's so it's so funny and he was like I I George you should direct it. I don't I can't I can't do this this. This wookie is giving me a heart attack. I can't do it.

George, I'm having a pen. I may be literally calm right now. I'm having a severe panic attack. I'm seeing that. Isn't that the reason why I actually, because I feel like I'm starting to remember parts of that story, uh, that people were really surprised that David Lynch took on Dune. Yeah. Yeah. Because like, I think he didn't really want anything to do with shit like that. And then he did something that's kind of adjacent to it. You know? Yeah. Dune is so like, is that Dune is such a, like, I like them. I like the books a lot, but they're like so heavily like, they're so anti-America. They're like so anti-America in the way you make those movies that I feel like you have to be super politically involved to give a fuck about those things.

Like I don't think an American can make a Dune movie respectfully. I thought it was about worms. Worms are involved. It's about Dunes, right? I don't know what the fuck Dune is. You're stupid. It's about Dunez. I haven't seen that movie.

It's a movie about Dunes. It's a movie about Middle East of people. They bring fucking ATVs and then they go fucking. They go in space and they ride on worms and Dune. And they find space Dunes. It's just that scene in Napoleon Dynamite where the grandmother goes over the Dune and the fucking Atevoo. Brace your fucking body. Uncle Rico's in fact in Dune.

Quick little quick little plot. Is he actually? Uncle Rico as Uncle Rico I thought you met the actor I didn't think Uncle Rico was chilling at Dune This is where we get the lore About Uncle Rico being so tremendously powerful

It's from Zoom He did a football over the dunes Oh yeah Fun fact Uncle Riegel could have thrown that football that far He just didn't You just never had a chance to do it What are you watching that's making you say fun fact so often?

I don't know I don't know why I say fun fact He's been saying it a lot lately Yeah you got it from somewhere But you got to figure that When I was little And then I stopped Because I think I stopped

trying to show people what I care about and now I just say it way too much Yeah Fuck fat You adopt things Quite quickly for like about a week or two And then it's gone Yeah, I have phases

Yeah Yeah I have been flow I miss your you miss your gas Faces When you were saying things were gas Yeah, that's a while ago And what happened to that was like

Man that shit's gas And I'm like All right It's like we got to be It's like he equips different Yeah Although it's interesting man Like sometimes I'll watch old videos of mine

like really old ones and I'm like my accent is completely different it's truly kind of crazy I don't know how the fuck that happens I don't think I have an accent that is interesting The way that I speak in the intonation is like genuinely like full on completely different really it's crazy Granted it's more New York because I was a you know But you're like fucking

Whatever over here Yeah exactly You know fucking when I go home I do sound more like that to be honest Fucking mook Yeah I understand surrounded by people who do like my mom especially has like a thick Thick that accent And it's gotten thicker somehow. There's no ER in the last end of your name.

No, Christopher. It's Christopher. It's Christopher, always. Christopher. Genuinely. But it's not, it's not, it's not my game. You strike your fucking hand down and your dog walked at the worst moment. I saw that happen during Thanksgiving.

What? One of our friends was carrying something. And like one of our other friends has a dog. I was there. I saw that. I was drunker. And I, she walked back. And the dog just decided to move at the worst moment.

And it was like, I got to go right now. And she almost fell on top of the dog. And I'm like, why did it do that? It doesn't understand. Like, why did this dog do that? I was like, I was so puzzled. I was like, because I watched it, I was like, I think it was on shrooms in that heaven.

No. I wasn't ever you guys on shrooms. Oh, yeah. It was a day after. Mushrooms. It's on Thanksgiving. Yeah, whatever. Okay.

All right. Yeah. It's good. I'm not like, like, looking. at the wall like trying to find demons or anything it's just like it's just a good vibe when you know the right dosage I want to take shrooms I mean no I didn't it's illegal

Is it illegal exactly? I don't know I don't think it's illegal but I'm just kidding I mean even if it I don't I don't know I'm just joking around I don't care I don't care I don't care either I just you know I don't think I actually don't think it is illegal I think as long as we don't I feel like

I think it's illegal to sell but like Yeah I imagine so I imagine it's definitely legal So if you put if you put heroin in your balls, right? No. Like every year you put a little bit of heroin in your balls. No, I'm not going to do that. Well, you have a baby that's addicted to heroin? You won't

have, you, I'll, let me explain something. You're not going to have a baby. What if you do? What if you have conceived? So you're injecting them directly into your testicles. Right into your testicle. First of all. That pain, that pain is insane probably. I can't even imagine that pain. That is genuinely like beyond my scope.

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I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, Recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law. Offer, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. This, that, my game engine can't render that scenario. That'd be like, you'd have ego death after doing that. You'd be like, ah, you're fucking frame data with me. Will it pop?

I know people that put silicon in their balls and dick just to make their balls and dick big. What are you talking about? No, you don't. I don't know anyone, but I know of it happening. Sorry, that's the better reason. I know of it happening. This guy, no, no, look, look. No, no, that's very real.

You're hanging out with people That's very real The reason why you don't get any sleep at night is Because you're sneaking out Hanging out some fucking weird people That put silicon on their dick and balls They don't do it But I know people that

Have seen it happen Or see, I know of the The concept of it Kingston, you got the silicone Yeah man, I got it from a dark web Whatever Dark dot web And I'm just around to see it

Dark dot web Dark dot web Dark This is interesting Amazon dot dark I want to go in a dark way My friends did once And they were like

It was not a good thing I don't feel good about it They're just like it's this fucking scary Even if it's like something that's not like insane I still don't like the idea of just having some type of marker That like oh I'm using uh what is it use uh tour And then uh they call them onion websites And I was just like okay

Because they have layers Yes I think that's why it's called I'm assuming that's why Maybe it's not that I don't know I feel like it has to be that Maybe it's because it's just It spoils It overtakes everything

It hurts your eyes I feel like I feel like that's where That's where true villains are You know Yeah They're the kind of guys that like I learned about the tours

And all that shit On uh There's a guy named Simon This bald dude that has a beard That has like 10 YouTube channels You must have seen him before Glasses

Beard he's uh He's a British And he fucking he's on Today I found Uh Biograph Fics fucking the dark there's like 10 channels I wouldn't be surprised if I've seen I found a true crime one just by chance I was like oh I want to learn about this guy that killed the town bully nobody snitched it's just him

It and then he was the motherfucker was just hello I'm I was like what the you again? Yeah I was like it didn't even It was totally by chance it's like changing every channel and every show is different but it's got the same cast listen It's I almost feel sometimes feel like I'm dead because it doesn't seem real to have that many channels. Right. Like this guy, I was like, how do you do anything?

He just... Maybe he's all AI. Yeah. I know somebody who's watching this knows exactly what I'm talking about. I don't remember his last name. I know his name's Simon. And...

Cowell? Yeah. That would be fucking disgusting. I would never watch. He looks like a porcelain fucking dummy now. Dude, what did he do? Simon Cowell looks like.

What did he do? He was still going all over his dick and then it spread around his body. Simon Cowell is like a soft part character I rendered in like real life, you know? Yeah. He got like no features?

He just has like the the eyes in the mouth. He looks dirty. I don't like, if you look at his face, there's something about it that looks like. He looks clean and dirty. He looks like he's been power washed

into a state of filthiness. There's just like a, it's crazy. It's like a perma coat of something. Like they recommended something and it's like like a, oh, a coffee stain. Like a like a oak stain or something.

There's something on him that I'm like, I'm going to pull him up. I haven't seen him in a minute. Guys want to go to the theater and Chromecast videos of squirrels having heart attacks under the under the screens yes

cool let's go I don't how did you even come to that I had a dream that this happened I'm not even joking squirrels having heart attacks I had a dream that me and my friends

were like pranking the movie theater we were like yeah let's go let's go take over the movie theater screen then we got to the movie theater we got like

somebody I don't even know it was like a friend from like junior high that I don't talk to at all yeah and like he clicked someone on his phone and it was just like

videos of squirrels clutching their hearts I think they were trying to watch Like a real movie But it's been on my mind Ever since it had it Because I was like What a specific dream

A scroll clutching its heart And fucking pain and fatigue is crazy I think it's gonna saw a video of a squirrel Like waking up And like actually like Moving its hand to its chest And like people were like Look it's grabbing its heart

And it's stuck in my head But then I exacerbated it in the dream To like heart attacks What is going on with this guy Look at him man He looks like his eyes are frowning Like I don't know What

You know how usually when you see he would. David Lynch would create a character. That's a David Lynch character. That's a David Lynch character. He's a David Lynch character. He's like, like the, what is his name? The Arcanon.

What is his name? The Arconin, like just before he went bald or whatever. That's me. I'm sorry, man. That's what he sounds like. Sorry, Mom. Gross. And I can't tell what he, he's, you know, usually when you see women with

plastic surgery. I'm like, oh, you did this, you did that. You can kind of have an idea. I'm not sure what he did. He walked into the plastic surgeon, and he was like, what do you want? And he went, yes. He surprised me. Yes. Surprise me. I'm not too. Like a haircut? You just try to experiment? Yeah, like, fucking, whatever. Yeah, give me

whatever. Surprise me. I just needed shorter. Every needle in his face, fucking drills stuff, and fucking pulls his shit back and stits them together. He pulls his face, puts his hands under his island yanked hard on the muscle of his cheekbone and it's like oh he's pulling his heart he has his feet on his chest pulling as hard as he can to stretch him out oh man could you go a little harder yeah so so david lynch yeah so david lynch uh twin peaks uh a bunch of iconic stuff

he did like a i remember he did a weird a crazy ps2 ad like all right like a long time ago obviously when the PS2 was new. Really just weird guy. I love him specifically, not just because of his stuff, but I love his interviews and the way that he talks to people. One of my favorite things

that he's ever done was like him, do you ever see him crashing out where he's like talking to the camera about like, don't watch a movie on a fucking iPhone, you fucking idiot? He's like, he's berating the audience for like watching movies on their iPhones.

It was just like, you're not getting the fucking experience if you're watching it on a phone. You dip shit. He's like angry. But it's like, it's awesome. I never saw that. It's so fucking funny.

That was like the first thing. That's the first thing that I saw of his. And then I started watching his movies. Have you, Have you heard any of his music? I know that it exists. I haven't heard any of it. So he has.

I saw an interview that he was given in France, in France. Yeah. Where he was like filming a music video for one of his songs. And he had like no shirt on. He was caked in mud. And there was like a nude model. behind him and he was like yeah I'm fucking working on something so anyone who's listening

right now if you hadn't heard his music go listen to crazy clown time it's fucking insane did you see the cartoon he did where it's like a guy getting thrown through a window with it farting no I have not seen that like David Lynch is crazy but it's like it's the best

yeah I don't know I was genuinely surprised because I just figured like I know he's old but it was kind of like He's kind of like a Bowie kind of figure where, like, I just kind of assumed that he would be around for a long time. No one. That's why. I guess that's why this hit hard, right? Yeah. Old, but people were like, what the fuck?

Like, David Lynch died? Like, you just, you did. I thought it was going to be like Scorsese. He's just, yeah, yeah. Corsese is ancient. Exactly. He's like, he's going to be like Larry King. You look.

Yeah. And Larry King was, we were all at peace, like, whenever he died. I realized he died. I forgot that. I died. But, like, it was one of those things to were like, it didn't matter. I met him, did I tell you that?

You told me you met him once. His fucking head was this, like, at his belly. His head is, he's like, fucking, he's like, uh, do you remember, do you remember evil concarnay? No, what's that? How like the, how like the, yeah, how like the, the brain, the stomach was in the center and it had like, it was talking. Oh. That was like him or, like, a kingpin from a spider verse where he's like his head is lower. Yeah, I've never listened to Crazy Clown Time.

Yeah. It's basically him and falsetto just saying random shit. Polly, blah, blah, blah. It's fucking nuts, dude. It's insane. He's genuinely crazy. Dude, he... There's a show called Gravity Falls, right?

It's like a popular cartoon. It was significantly after my time. But it's very heavily... It's heavily based, like, not based, but like very obviously clearly inspired by Twin Peaks. Like a lot of things are. Yeah. And they initially wanted to get like one of the characters to be voiced by David Lynch and he just didn't. So, like, they ended up just doing, like, an impression of him.

Apparently, and I didn't know this because no one saw this show. David Lynch plays himself as the bartender in the entirety of the Cleveland show. I mean, that's, that's some stuff because, Arland shit. Just because. I mean, that's insane. It's so random. They reminds me of, like, South Park when they would get, like, they got George Clooney to play a dog. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then they got fucking, uh, or like how to play. cat. Yeah, or like how fucking, what is it, Wild Thornberry's had Flea play like Donnie. Oh, right, that was him. No, I remember seeing the behind the scenes of him playing me. Yeah, I remember that. I wonder what Donnie's going to be like when he becomes an adult. That's not I've always

wondered like... You think he like he becomes a person or do you think he dies young? I think he gets infected. I think Nigel experimented on him. I think Donnie. I think Donnie is a kind of guy. that like he goes, he's like one of those guys like really like...

If you were Nigel, you would experiment on dying. Can you feel pain? I wouldn't. Can you feel what happens if I inject silicone into your penis? Does it? What makes it?

What makes it? What is it say? What does it say? Smashing. There's Tim Curry, right? Or like an impersonator or something? I thought it was Curry. Was it Tim Curry?

I thought it was Tim Curry. I think it was Tim Curry. If it's not Tim Curry, it's meant to be. You know what I mean? It's very clear. It's like the people who do Christopher walking and shows. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember Dave the Barbarian had that where they had like a...

Such a bitch. They had like, I'm Twinkle the marble horse. It was clearly supposed to be like... Every day, yeah, yeah, I hear. That was the... Twinkle was crazy. That was a deranged show for Disney. That felt like it should have been like, that was like a Billy and Mandy

tier kind of... Yeah, that was clearly why they existed. That horse wanted to kill himself, like straight up. Yeah. Like, no bones about it. Like, it was very clearly alluded to it. At night, I hear things in my dreams. The voices are terrifying.

And it's like, this is like Bojock Horseman. No, it's not the same kind of kill yourself though. It's a different kind of kill you. It's a slightly different kind of kill. It's still a kill yourself, but it's a different reason for killing yourself. Speaking of, um, killing yourself. Things inspired by David Lynch, uh, did you ever play, uh, deadly premonition? Dude, deadly premonition is amazing.

It's, because it's so funny. fucking ridiculous. I remember the coffee scene specifically originally. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The visions of the coffee or whatever? I'm like, this is fucking amazing. It's, it's, um, guys, go on YouTube and just,

just watch a playthrough of deadly permacians. You will not regret it. It is psychotic. It was, uh, that was a special time for me when, um, uh, podcast used to listen to Vigigame Apocalypse. They would talk about video games, obviously. And I was at work. And I was like, I can't fucking wait to get home.

It was one of those things to where, like, you're hearing them go through it. And I'm like, this is exactly what I needed in my life. Just the dumbest fuck. Because they were talking about games that are terrible but awesome in that way. And I was just like, this is. So bad it's good. So bad it's good. Yeah.

That's from it. Yeah. And so that's, man, it just, David Lynch reminds me of nothing but good times. Like, there's markers in my life that he's directly connected to. I was like, that was fantastic. Yeah. Yeah. Even his crashouts are fucking hilarious.

Like, there's a scene of him directing a movie, and then there's somebody asked him, it's like, if you want to cut the scene down, he goes like, Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget

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probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. What is it with everybody? Like, who cares how long a fucking scene is? Come on. Give me a fucking break. And it's like, I just, he's so fucking funny. But yeah, like, rest in peace, legend. I haven't seen a lot of the stuff. Like, I really only am familiar with Twin Peaks.

and I think I saw part of a racer head but I was like, I was I was too high to watch that movie. That movie is so fucking weird man. I was too high to watch that movie and I shut it off because I started getting like anxious. So I like I turned it off. But yeah, it's like you said,

he just reminds me of like a lot of good shit. So Rip legend, sad that of all the 78 year olds, we lost that one. Right, right. There's definitely some other fucking dickheads that. Definitely other people in their late 70s, early 80s that probably should be dead.

That should be dead. That avoided death twice, unfortunately. Yeah. Son of a bitch. Mother bitch. Mother bitch. All right. Talking of course about Evan.

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Please do. I want to go to an inauguration, guys. We should go. Isn't it happening like tomorrow? We can catch a flight. I'm not taking a plane. I am not taking a plane to the fucking East Coast. That'll be, dude, if we record us of the inauguration, I think that would be, that

First of all, this channel would blow the fuck up. I don't think that. I mean, you're exaggerating. But I think it would be a good video. I think it would be a good. I think it'd be a crazy thing to put on our channel. I'll say the inauguration caused in trouble. When is it?

When is it? Look it up. If you're serious about going, I'll actually go to inauguration. I'll suffer on a plane and have an anxiety attack like 10 times. It's in two days, no? What day? We're recording this on... The 17th. Actually, I have no concept of what today.

It's 17th. So it's Monday. Oh, it's on Monday. We got time. We can drive there. We have no stopping. We can make it. I don't want to go to the inauguration.

Why not? I think it would be a good idea, but I just, I don't know. What if something happens again? And then like, we're implicated. And then like, I don't know. I think it'd be funny if you like last year we're there. That'd be a once in a lifetime thing. No fly list, you know?

We'd be on a no fly list. We're not. We're clearly, look at us. We have so much material to be like, oh, we're, no, we're going. We weren't there for the laws. And then someone. die. We didn't have any to do with it.

How expensive our flights? To D.C. To D.C. Kelly to the fucking inauguration. Because I have a price limit here. To D.C. This is going to be fucking crazy. We're going.

And you're dead. That's crazy. You're dead wrong if you think I'm going to miss that. Yeah. You're dead. It's pretty steep, isn't it? It's not cheap. I'm not going.

You're fucking dead, sir. This is, ah, no, man. I don't know. This might be worth it. I don't. Why does it keep doing this? What are you doing? You don't know how to use your phone?

No. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Podcast is a manifesto. You pulled up Tetris. No, I didn't. I'm going to beat that kid's record.

Anyway, while you look for plane tickets to the inauguration that we'll definitely be at. And if we don't, tell you what, we went, and if you didn't see us, you didn't look hard enough. Right. Yeah. Come find us to the inauguration. If you don't find us to the inauguration. it's your fault. Yeah. We're going to be in the front. It should be easy to find us. But if you don't find us, you're stupid.

Ah, man. About 150. Now I want to give a shout out. $150,000. Yeah, Chris. Yeah, Chris. I want you a shout out to my boy. Tom Sweeney.

About 150. That's a round trip. That's one way. I couldn't have won without Tom Sweeney. Thank you so much. Come take a bow. Oh, no. No, these are round trips, man.

150. You just lied to me. You just turned it. A round trip is 150? 150, man. That's the cheapest flight, though. They're putting you in the fucking overhead. Stop, stop.

Now you're fucking your goalpost moving, dude. 150, 200. If we got to plan this earlier, we could have like a little fundraiser. Yeah. To fund our future. Yeah, that would have been sweet. That would have been a good idea. Now, post this episode immediately.

Like swap them? Like swap the other episode. Hey, fundraiser real fast. But it's only going on to people who pay anyway. That's true. It's suffering. I guess we got to do a lot of different maneuvers. We're going to swap episodes.

I'm going to place post a three immediately. Just so we could go. It's not worth it. I think that'd be fucking fine. Would you go under it? If we were serious about going. If we were serious about it. If we were serious about it.

If we talked about this at the beginning of the week, I think we could have pulled it off. Yeah. I brought up a little while ago, too. Yeah, but I can't tell when you're joking. I'll go. This would be funny. The thing of, okay. So there are things that you don't do that are within like, like, oh, it's

Kingston coming, it's like a city over. It's like one city over. It's like maybe 20 minute, 20 minute drive, 20 minute Uber. He said he was and he didn't show up. I meant to believe that you're going to go fly across the country on a whim to be at the inauguration. Because that's fucking funny. You understand. I understand, but like this is, this is a moment that we should be at.

If you had a more solid history of like being like, you know, a little bit, a little bit more. Yeah. I'm not saying to attack you. I'm just genuinely earnestly. It's the reason I didn't take it seriously because I just like I felt you were like you weren't going to do it I think it would be funny if you just fucking last minute like end the episode immediately and I cut the rest half it's live and we're at the DC we're at DC we'll bring this table We'll wait we do what's name? The guy is clearly gay. What his name? Yeah

Yeah Crowder. Why is Trump dumb gay? So Crow and we get killed some of who's blah And Krue and Kirk are clearly the obvious gay people. Yes Crowder is everybody else said is a little bit debatable. I think Matt Walsh is gayer than them. I I think Matt Walsh is... I think Matt Walsh is non-binary. He has like a non-binary.

If you take... If you take... I shouldn't say that. But he has like that fake... If you take his beard away, he looks like he's a polyamorous person. He does. He looks like... Have you seen him without a beard?

It's fucking terrible. He looks like... You couldn't draw something worse. A sixth grader could beat the shit out of him. Like, he looks so... A sixth grader could beat the shit out of... A six-gared... A sixth grader could beat the shit out of Matt Walsh with his own beard, I think.

He looks like he would cower getting the ball and start snodding and shit. Like, dude, it's just like, I get it, dude. Like a beard, like I understand the appeal of a beard. It would. Heavy lifting, man. I look like a fucking baby. If I had nothing, I hate it. I'm glad that I have at least something now.

I get it, right? I wish I could grow a better beard than I can. Yeah. But with Matt Walsh, it's like, there's something about it. It doesn't come across as like a confident. It doesn't come across as like a confident beard. It comes across as like I'm hiding my clearly disgusting face. Yes.

Like there's. It's so obvious. It's especially it's too. It's way too groomed. Like there's like there it's like there's. There's nothing out of place. When I look at it, I was like,

that's not. I don't know gay men that take care of their beers that well. It was like when he went fishing or whatever. That fucking picture is burned in my brain. What's it? When he went. When he pretended to go. Fishing.

Fishing. He's posing with an empty tackle box. There's like barely, there's, there's nothing in there. Dude, if you've, if you ever gone fishing? He's literally just a phone opened up to like his Bitcoin wallet in the tackle box. If you've gone fishing with somebody, their tackle box is filthy. Yeah. It's filthy because they're using their bait.

Their, their weights. They're using all the shit that's in there. So it's filthy. And sometimes hits the bottom of the leg. It's 30. He just bought that thing. He just bought it. His fucking button up.

his boots, everything was fresh and clean. I was like, this is the gayest thing I've ever. This is gayer than this gay porn. It was literally gayer than that, I swear to God. Why is it that people, and look, maybe it happened. I'm sure it, I'm sure broadly it happens universally. But I feel like I noticed it a lot on the right. It's like this, this intense desire to like pretend to do things.

Yeah. It's like with Elon and the game. Like, I think we talked about it on the last episode, right? I don't think we, we did talk about, we mentioned it. Because we're talking about it because we're talking on Path of Exile, too. It is true that, because you mentioned Diablo 4. So he was doing it with Diablo 4 as well. But now he's doing it with Path of Exile too.

Path of Exile. And so like that's like, why just, why are you pretending? And then I don't know if you saw the reason they were like he got into a beef with Asman. With Asmond gold. With our favorite Roach enthusiast. Um, yeah. So they were arguing about something where he was talking or I think Asman rightfully called him out. Uh-huh.

Props, you know, credit where credit is due. Right. Where you call them out for like, your clear. really like boosting your account. That's not you. And they got into an altercation behind the seeds. And then Elon, I guess they were DMing. And he was talking about, they got into the subject of like his work or whatever. And he's like, yeah, actually like these guys run my channel, these editors.

They just get a cut of the ad rev. It's how most people do it. And then Elon took that as like, hmm, so he's not even under control. Or like he's not even in control of his own things. he's like a pawn. Like, he's being controlled. And it's like, you don't know fucking anything. It's amazing how stupid he is in most avenue.

Like, it's crazy. Like, it is, that is, to me, it's like what, the Elon Sims. How do you defend that? I don't, I really. That right there, the most innocent thing. Oh, I have editors. Hi, I'm Dr. Jacobin.

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I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. Actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

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How is that in any? Most YouTubers do this. It's a pretty normal thing. Yes, it's not. I feel like the- We don't do that. This is what, yeah. If I had fucking money, like Asmin gold, of course I would do that.

Yeah, absolutely. I would hire someone full time and then they would get a cut of it because that's fucking awesome. Like, everybody wins. Yeah. Thing is, I feel like, Elon Musk, the part that he didn't understand because of his stupid autistic brain, he was just like, oh, he's exposing that everybody does this.

Like, you guys aren't your own people or something. Yeah, it's like, what are you talking about? You have people, you have a trillion people working under you to make trillions of dollars or whatever. That is a good point. Like, the equivalent would be like, it is insane actually for him to do that because it's not like he's building these rockets. Like, what he's, he's in the fucking mines, like mining the ore with a pickax and like distilling it in a fucking laboratory into ingots. Runs, assembles the rocket, flies the rocket while he's playing passive exile too. This guy doesn't even edit his own work.

It's like, shut the fuck up. You don't raise your own kids. Like, what the fuck? Guys, I swear to you, it's not even like a, like, because I've seen people be like, oh, it's like, is Elon deranger's system of syndrome or something? But I, dude, he just keeps doing unprecedentedly cringe shit. And like, what I, what are we going to like not mention? It's insane.

Like, just be a normal billionaire and shut. He is like, he's like, he's like Tony Stark if he was like wildly autistic and not charismatic. He's like Tony Stark if he, everything sucked about him. He's like Tony Stark if he actually put the, that first Ironman suit on and actually suffer the consequences of that first crash. Oh yeah. You know when he like crashes in the desert in that like old like the very first one that he built in the cave? Yeah. Where there's clearly no protection.

He would have clearly died. Yeah. It would have been like complete blunt force trauma. Tony Starr. I'm Iron Man. My man. It made me Avenger.

It's the Iron Man. It's the Iron Man song, but it's on a kazoo. Anyway, whatever. Fucking, that was just so embarrassing. So there are actually people saying Elon derangement syndrome. They're like saying people are saying stuff like that. That's what everybody says whenever somebody criticizes somebody they don't.

that they like you know it's like oh you have fucking hitler derangement syndrome it's like all right I guess you don't like Hitler that's a crazy thing to say but yeah it's real like it's like oh you just have Jared Fogel derangement syndrome it's like yeah I guess so yeah you know what fine I guess I do about that yeah probably if if I saw if I saw 90% of my like Twitter feed or like a hefty majority of people like cheering for and co-signing Jared Fogel I think I might go deranged I think I might be derange. I might become the Joker. That is fair. That is absolutely fair. We're on our way to shit like that, man. We are. The truth

don't matter no more. The only shit is getting out of pocket, like, to the point where, yeah, nobody was talking about him before because he was just doing regular shit, right? And so... Or he was just doing like eccentric weird shit that, like, didn't really mean anything. It was just like, oh, let me throw a car into space. It's like, yeah, that's kind of dumb.

But like, whatever. It was barely anything. Yeah. He, uh, the most like, oh, I think he... Did he, I think he did content with Pewty Pie once. And I remember him laughing at like a dead deer in the bottom of a pool. That shit was funny. And like that was funny. That was like that was like that was like that was.

That was his best moment. That's what we thought Elon Musk was. Yeah. Like oh, he's just some guy that looks dumb shit. And then that was the extent of our my knowledge and most people's knowledge of Elon Musk. He likes memes and he does dumb tech shit. Yeah. Now it is he keeps talking.

Well, stay in your lane person who does politics on YouTube. Don't talk about politics. Yeah. Listen to the guy who pretends to build cars. Yeah. Pretends to build cars. Pretends to know everything. Pretends to be the top players of shit that like first of all, let's even entertain the aspect of like if he's so fucking busy, how does he have time to grind these fucking accounts out?

It doesn't make sense. It makes sense. Oh, he's the most when he's talking about Joe Rogan's podcast and he's like, I schedule everything. My entire fucking day is scheduled. And really? And then we're like in hindsight, right? Oh, fuck. It's 515.

tweet interesting. Exactly. He tweets a billion times. He somehow grinds Path of Exile and fucking Diablo, things that people have to stay up and sleep maybe one or two hours a day to grind. Where he got like one of the highest accounts in like a fucking week.

And I'm like, people believe this? I guess they believe this because they don't, they've never played the game. But it's like experts come out and tell you shit. Hey, I live this game. You can't do this. You can't do this unless you That's literally all you're doing ever, and that's impossible for him.

Yeah. Hey, hater. I'm like, all right, I got nothing else to say. Yeah. I can't say anything. That's it. You can't, you can't do anything else. You just need to kill those people.

They're useless. In Minecraft. Yeah. They're a counter-use. Fucking, fucking, fucking think of me, but that's kill them in Roblox. Yeah. Stone them. Summon suicides.

Anyway, we're going to read our questions from our patrons over. Our patron and our conversation is not going to go over there. Sorry to a chop. Do it. Uh. Do you think Kevin is segregated, Rodin? Since you're given a million dollars non-taxed. This question isn't saying.

I'm going to warn you. It's ridiculous. You are given a million dollars non-taxed, but after you take it, you will explode at a random time between two months and ten years. Keep in mind that the explosion will not cause any damage, but it will paint the entire vicinity red. Do you take it? No. It'll paint everything red? Yeah, so you'll pop, basically, but you won't, like, it won't be like a, like a C-4 explosion.

Like you won't like explode in a plane And then the plane goes down No A million dollars That's not a million dollars? No And and Did he mean after tax?

He said not tax specifically So mean they're gonna take my taxes He's referring to the fact that it's I don't know what yeah I mean he might I think he means after tax I mean in either scenario The answer is no

Yeah You know what I mean? Yeah Even if they do tax Semantics doesn't matter Yeah like let's say like If I get you know A million dollars after tax

it's not enough to risk exploding in two months No Even 10 years That's not really that long No 10 years That's not enough That's not enough

That's not enough I want to get married and divorced And you know I'm not gonna have time to do all that Time to cheat on my wife Yeah come on Come on Yeah I still love it right now

Six years I don't know I don't know what the hell I'm gonna be Fucking around I was like What if just I wiggle one day And I'm so gay

And you know And then I'm like And then you can't And then you can't You die unfulfilled She's just red as shit And that's it She's read permanently though

She's permanently right Because that's it's state I would not take it I would consider the I Okay so there's got to be so much more money man Yeah like a hundred million dollars Or not even maybe a hundred Like even just like ten million dollars

Not even that like Go on 10 million dollars But you risk 10 to 20 10 to 20 years I may I might

because I'll be 50. I think it's a good idea. That's a good idea to die. It's not too bad. I guess I would discuss it. I would discuss it with my partner. Just see like, hey,

are you okay with me exploding in 10 and 20 years? He's like, cool. Of course. I would not mind if you explode. With the money we have, we can bring back to Mother Russia,

make a world, make place much better. That's me. Like, I feel like the thing that keeps me here on this planet is like, oh, man, like, that sucks that other people have to live.

we're like, damn, this guy sucked and he killed himself. If they were happy about it, I think I'd be like, keep that in my back pocket. You know what I mean? Like, one day you just be like, I'm tired of life, bro. Like, you just have a really bad day and you're like, why am I doing this anymore? And then you just fucking summon suicidus.

Suicitus, kill me real quick. No worry. I'll make you kill you. Jesus Christ. Yeah, I don't know. I wouldn't take it. It's too quick of a time span and too little money. Not that you couldn't do a lot with.

million dollars but like that's I mean could do a lot could invest a lot but still that's not no it's not no I would still have to be actively thinking about like what the future is going to be and if I'm going to be rich at the expense of like potentially dying and a really short amount of time I'd rather at the very least like not have to worry about anything at all investments uh property taxes any any of that yeah anyway let's see let's see let's see how my American butter wrote in. He says, how much of your audience do you think is actually legitimately gay or any type of LGBT? It's a good question. I feel like it's, so, well, I don't know. How much, how, because I was going to say, like, I think it's more than we assume. Yeah. But I don't know, that's presumptuous. I don't know, I don't know, I don't know whatever you guys assume. I hope it's something like really high like 10%. No. It's a fucking asshole. I was trying to look at something about what you're saying. I'm assuming our fan base is like, maybe like, maybe like 10%. 15% homosexuals? 10. 50%

That is incredibly high. I wish it was, I want it to be that high. I would guess 10 on the high end. That's extreme. That's 10% like 10% of anything being like you have to be. That's so high. Like just think of the.

How much of the world? How much of the country is homosexual? Well, it's not about the country. It's like about 90%. You have to think about the audience. Right. So like I think probably like I think six percent maybe.

I would love that. I would love if it was anywhere close. to 5%. I think it's 6%. I think that's like a reasonable because I do think there's a lot of you who are fucking closeted.

A lot of people are closeted. But then they're not, I guess they're not reported. Right, but they are, but they are. So I guess you're, you're,

you're, like, I'm fluffing the numbers a little bit. Yeah, for like say like if you were documenting illegal immigrants or something, you would kind of try to

discount for the ones that aren't, right? They're not documented. So how do you account for them? We have more gays than women for sure. I imagine. So I think that's true.

Yeah. We need a, See, this is the problem with like, we need more gays and more women, which means gays and women's. Y'all need to tap into your communities and tell them about this product. Tell them about our great. I'm sure your female friends would love to listen to. It's like, Red Dead Dead Red Dead Redemption two references for four hours. They do.

I saw so many women fucking gushing over Arthur Morgan. So it's like, why wouldn't you want to listen to three fucking dumbasses talk about Arthur Morgan? We should, you know, we should try to court a female audience with this next episode. Yeah. What do we call it to court the female audience? Let's not. Caller Daddy, too. We have to like,

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goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Or Arthur Morgan is so hot. Yeah. You know, and then we'll have like a thirst trap of Arthur Morgan. Yeah, yeah, him just all. Yeah, him like fucking with abs and shit.

We'll put Arthur Morgan's face on Luigi Mangione's like a hiking photo. That'll be the thumbnail. I think that's going to gather more gay dudes. Well, I mean, whatever. We are trying to. We're expanding every other demographic. Yeah, I'm good with that. Yeah, you're right.

I need y'all women start. Look, if you're a woman. Also, we need some blacks. You got to have white women. That sounded really hard. Black. We need white women. That are drawn on black.

White women? That's right. That's another thing. Like black nerds. Unhealthy white women. Black nerds are listening to this. It worked all me, bro. That's crazy.

So, yeah, you all got some work to do. Black nerds, it's anime. We need so, yeah, we got to talk. We got to do an episode dedicated to our animas that we actually watch. Okay. Which is like, barely anything. But still, we can do an entire episode. I did watch a little bit.

a dandan, I guess. We praise Dragon Ball Z for an episode. That's gonna get straight guys. No, but it's gonna get the black community. We're gonna talk about 2K. We're gonna think we're getting black people and then we're gonna check in the comments. It's gonna be people like,

adios, meo, it's like, it's all gonna be Mexican. And they're gonna be talking shit about black folks. Yeah. It's gonna get racist somewhere. I don't know where it's like, how. The, um, so we're gonna do an episode that's gonna hit every demographic, right? Okay. And so the segments will be cut out and then posted and then sent to certain communities.

So I'm going to tag. What if we just call it attention women? Attention all women. Attention all blacks. Yeah. Attention all Mexicans. Gays. Gays.

Attention queer. Attention queer. Attention queer. With love. With yeah. Parentheses. Yeah. Yeah.

Do we do attention Jewish people too? Yeah. Let's stay back from that. Let's wait. Let's wait for the ceasefire to play out. Yeah. Let's see how things. How's that work?

actually go, well, we'll see if it actually I think what happened truly. Wasn't it supposed to happen like a week ago? I mean, it was in, well, here's the thing. I'm pretty sure this is literally just happening because of the resources

are running law. And that's probably what's, I think it's a, from my interpretation, I think, to fuck Joe Biden extra hard because he's a, he's a bitch. Uh,

Njahoo, yeah, resources are running low. But we're going to wait until Trump, is coming in to be like this is that's why if you could believe that if you see Biden did a press conference

put out tweets trying to take credit for this shit because he knew he was like motherfucker so I'm gonna say oh because of my intervention and my talks my negotiations I'm like nigga you said you supported their full blown destruction and now he's trying to pretend like this was

like so I was like I see what he's trying to do that's okay Biden is at fault for the terrible pull out of Afghanistan, even though he was in office for just only like a week. And it was all set up under Trump. And it's like, it's still Biden's fault. Yeah. And before Trump gets in, it's actually his credit that it's the ceasefire.

Everything. It's amazing people. Everything is going to work out in the stupidest way possible. I'm excited because I think this has this, the next four years has a really high potential of really thinning the herd out in a really specific way. Like, I feel like a lot of people. are going to, I feel like a lot of the right people are going to be taking the wrong medical advice. And that is what I'm very excited about. I did, I did see your tweet about wanting people to take Joe Rogan's advice or, or, oh yeah, yeah, please. Yeah, Mel Gibson. Yeah, I felt absolutely.

Take Ivermectin no matter what the problem is. Yeah. If you have a cold. No matter what you feel. No matter what you feel. Now there is, now I will, I do, I do want to say if you've got like stage four cancer, if I can try whatever the fuck. You know what I mean? I kind of don't begrudge people for doing weird shit like that. Because at that point, you're desperate. You're desperate. you're going to die anyway. Yeah. Why not? Try it like,

I don't begrudge people for that at all. Why not? But the, but dude, the people was like, I got, oh, I got a cough.

I better take my horse beds. Like, all right, do it. Do it. Do it. Please. Take it.

Don't take it. It's not my advice. Listen to Joe. Listen to Joe. Listen to the people who don't study this and who don't do test on this at all. Yeah. And only have anecdotal proof by saying I know a guy.

It's going to be so crazy, man. Imagine. Imagine coming on a podcast being a fucking movie star and be like, I know a guy that beat cancer by taking fucking anti-parasic parasitic fucking medication. And that's enough for you. You're like, oh, wow.

The fucking guy that made Passion of the Christ has all the answers to my ailments? That very racist dude. That very racist. I hope you get raped by a pack of hard ours. That guy? Yeah, you know him. He's got sound medical advice. That shit so funny.

He prescribed being raped by a pack of. hard on. I don't. That was his medical advice. I don't believe I ever came out of the water. I don't believe that. He was actually just trying to help her. He was just trying to help her.

We were so stupid thinking it was like a, like a violent wish. It was actually, Zeus would throw a white in ball at that studio. I prescribed gang rape. It's a healthy dose. 700 cces of gang rape. Oh, man.

Oh, man. Take this to your pharmacist. You fucking slut. Take this to your pharmacist, you slut. You dumb. Inward loving slut. Then you inward loving slut, you stupid. I'm gonna nail myself to a cross.

The Jews did it. They did it everything. He got arrested or the cup pulled over by the cop and you played everything on the Jews. Yes. Like Jews backwards is wedge and that's why potato wedges suck. What the fuck? I don't know. I'll get some potato wedge from B-Dubs, man.

That sounds delicious. Rebel O'Lowlings? Yeah. Dude, their cheese curds are fucking You're talking about this, I still haven't tried to yet, man I still haven't tried yet. I haven't had them in a while. I had it like somewhat recently.

I got to get a basket of wedges, man. I got lunch with my friend Sam. They're the best wedges. Sam I am Sam I am Sam from a family? The retarded, I mean, the autistic is the be a good guy? How's he doing? Yeah, he's doing all right. Is his daughter way smart of him now?

He's actually a lot smarter now. Holy shit. He took Ivermectin. He took Ivermectin. He took Ivermectin. He took Ivermectin and now he's not retired. He all, he's actually. outpace his daughter finally.

His daughter's the stupid one. Now she's retarded. She has cancer. And she can't get an abortion either. He's fucking jackpot. Jackpot. Got him. Sam,

I am. Smart I am. It's a sequel. I am smart. I am smart. Can you imagine the sequel? There's no way our audience knows what that movie is. Yeah, no.

That's a lot of movie only by happens. It's a very old movie. It made me sad, though. That's like the third. What is it, the fourth kind or something? something. Preheated toast wrote in. He says one episode, Derek mentioned having tons of recording, having tons of recordings

voicing out song ideas. I used to play guitar in high school, but coming up with original melodies, rhythms always seemed impossible, as I would just end up with an existing song stuck in my head. Is this an issue that you guys deal with when making music? I don't do drugs. There should have been a punctuation there for making music. I don't do drugs, but it seems like I would. have to take them all to get creativity for writing music.

Where does your creativity come from? So this is this is the, this is when life becomes kind of unfair. It's one of those situations to where like, like an artist. Someone's really good at drawing. There's people that just have a thing in them where, say they see an image and then they can draw it.

And then I can't do that at all. And then there's people who want to create music in their head and they can't do it. And then there's somebody like me that like I have like, close to, I wouldn't say I have perfect pitch, but I can create entire songs in my head just by like, I'll take a shower and I'm like, okay, I got it, and then I just need

to work it on the guitar that makes sure that it translates right. But it usually does. Usually there's just a couple of things, I'm like, oh, it doesn't work. Mainly because I'm not talented enough to do it. But I'm like, okay, I didn't translate, but usually Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the script. The podcast where I sit down with

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I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger. and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. It's just, and I know immediately if something sounds similar to something, so then I just deviate away from it. but I feel like it's just some people have certain natural abilities that other people don't. And so I think if you're one of those people that have a hard time

creating stuff yourself, you got to work with other people. Like you want to shop, you want to riff with other people and then have your guys' ideas flourish. But like, I've met people that were like, fuck, I can't write. I can play the guitar really well, but I can't write. And I think it's just the difference between that. You can always practice and get better.

But just like me practicing art enjoying, there's going to be people that have an edge over me like a million fold than me like grinding for super long and trying to perfect it. Some people can't imagine either. That's what I mean. It's weird. I don't know how people can't imagine.

Well, that's exactly what I mean. It's like people that have the ability to do things in versus people that don't. Like I can imagine things so vividly I can hear it. Well, yeah. Which is insane. For me. I get it. Pretty just like on set.

The way that's like onset like it's a friend of it. The way that I learn. I can imagine a train to the point I can hear. hear a train. One time when I was falling asleep, I kept thinking about a train and then I thought I heard a train like actually. I think that's standard for people that can do it and then there's just other people

that just can't do it. Because like I can literally hear like right now a train going to chew too like I can hear you going no no is your brain going too too I can listen to songs like in my head. Yeah of course. Like absolutely like I can play a song in my head. Well think about a

think about um so like shashank redemption usually the ice cream truck theme song. Andy Dufrein is thrown in solitary confinement and he was like, oh, like, how did you survive with this? He was like, oh, like, I had, you know, music. And they're like, what do you mean? They gave you music?

He's like, no, it's in my fucking head. And so, like, that's what kept him going. And I'm like, that's, I, to me, that's the normal experience. But apparently some people can't do that. Yeah. It's not a substitute for listening to real music. It's definitely not. But like, if you don't have anything else.

Like, I can hear, if I picture a song in my head right now, I can, I can vividly, like, hear it. 100%. Yeah. But I think, I don't know, like, I think a good way to learn is genuinely by copying. Like, I think that's how a lot of, this is that saying is like good artist steal. It literally is like you, you steal and you learn and you copy and you emulate until like you find your own kind of way of twisting things into your own way. And then suddenly like what you're doing is like not really anything because you're copying so many things.

If you have a lot of influences, you're ultimately like mixing something, mixing a bunch of shit into something that's completely different. And so, like, I remember, like, most of the songs that I ever wrote, actually, were, like, I would find a song that I did like, and I would look at the chord progression, because there's only so many chord progressions. You're going to run into repeats. And then I was like, I would try to, like, rework it. And then, like, maybe, like, maybe the G should be this. Or maybe I should start on the, maybe I should start this on the second chord. Maybe, like, give this chord actually two more beats or maybe two more, like, bars to ring out and then maybe, like, speed up the last two. Maybe add another one in there. And then, like, it has the, it has, it has, it has, like, a root in. something that exists, but it doesn't feel familiar to it at all. And so, like, that's really, like, Frankensteining shit is a really good way to learn at the very at least, or at least learn how to think about making things. Because when you do that, often enough, you can then just kind of start doing things from scratch. And then it's like, you familiarize yourself with the instrument.

You familiarize yourself with, like, how you, you know, riff and how you figure things out. And that's really, that's a really good way to do it. I understand it might feel cringe to, like, you know, emulate. or like copy because it like inherently you feel like, oh, this is kind of fucking lame. But it is genuinely a good way to learn. You learn by doing actually. Like straight up.

Everyone has to copy it's how you learn in school. I don't, I don't agree with that. Everyone copies? No, I think it's the difference between the people that have this natural ability and people who don't. Well,

the thing is that you, I think it's, you don't know what you. I'm kind of going off of a, I'm going off of like musicians that I know. Oh, for sure. Right. Say we're learning like,

oh, like there's this guy that Rick Beato is a producer that. and then there's people that are even above him that they just, before they actually learned music theory, they had it in them. Like just their brain absorbed. Yeah, they're natural. So they call it like a perfect pitch, right?

And these people like recognize things and they recognize music theory without even learning it. So then it just naturally you can create like a really good song without really even fucking knowing stuff. And some people are like, how the fuck do you do that? They're like, well, I just had it. I agree that. That's a name for sure.

They're like, I don't have that ability. so I have to do other things that get me to that place. I think they're being able to create stuff. Some people can just create things naturally. Some people just more tuned to it. That's the perfect thing. Yeah, it was what I was saying in the very beginning. The first thing that I was saying.

But to figure out what you like, you have to absorb it, you know? You have to experience it, hear it, see it, and all that stuff. I'm just saying that don't like for this person specifically, like, if you ever wondering why some people are so much leagues above other, I'm just letting you know why. It translates to other forms of art too. Yeah. If you think that like why can't I draw this well or why can I do this thing?

It turns out of everything. It's because it's in them. Everything. It's just like there, it's more of a thing. It's not to be discouraging. It's to say kind of piggybacking off what you say, here's what I like to do. This is what helps me. And it's like I think this is what this guy, this like I'm not trying to sound like I'm, I think it's like I said.

I can't do the drawing portion, the things that I would like to do. And I can't do it. So it's just an acknowledgement. Yeah. But music. I can do things way easier. Well, the thing that's important to take into account here too

is that like, when you're describing the people who are like really, really naturally talented, yeah. That's not even like the majority of people who are successful in music.

No, you know what I mean? Like, so like it's not to be discouraging in that way. Like there are people who are like crazy echelons high. But like there are people

who are like making massive amounts of money No, with like just rudimentary understanding. The people that grind are usually way more successful. Hard work. Hard work will get you further than natural talent

almost every time. I just want to say you, I just want it's, to me it's more of, It's an understanding to where if this person's like, how come I'm having trouble doing this? I'm trying to have an understanding of like, this is probably why.

And then here's, here's Chris's tip of how you can create songs. Because this is, you're not going to do like, I hate talking like this because it may be coming off wrong. And I'm like, you just can't, you're not going to be able to do how I do it.

Because I just got lucky. I think it's just a lucky whatever, for whatever reason my brain works in a specific way. We're like Beethoven. You know, he would create it. his orchestra, he would create his, his numbers in his head. Wasn't he deaf or something?

Which one was the devil? He was like, he became deaf like super early on. Fucking nerd. Yeah. But yeah, it's just one of those things where it's like, I feel lucky. And like my friend Ed, I feel like he got lucky where he was just like a god at drawing without even trying. Like he didn't practice.

He was just able to like, oh, exactly what's in my head. I'm going to draw. And I was like, dude, that's how the fuck do you? He didn't even have any training. I wish I wish. He didn't practice. I can imagine real good. I cannot translate it for my hands.

Translation is the skill, really. I think a lot of people can't imagine. But it really is that translation that's difficult. But I really would recommend just like straight up. If you're just trying to figure things out, just copy. Like, it's not ashamed to copy. Like, you can't like literally steal and put it out. And like, you know.

But I think like rewrite some of the songs that you like, analyze the songs that you like, see what they have in common. Like notice like patterns and corporate. That's what I think out your own. Like, like, the most part of the most. popular song that I have that I've ever written was fucking um I wrote in from high school like years ago this is reality calls if anybody follows me like they probably know the Spotify that probably they probably heard it that song is literally the

simplest chord progression possible yeah because it's just a chord progression that I noticed in a lot of the songs that I liked it was E minor G D and then like an occasional C thrown in there you know really standard fucking yeah P Pee the the power power power power power P but it's not and the melody is not necessarily based on anything, but it's like, that core progression is, like, rooted from, like, a lot of different places. And that's, like, my most popular song. Like, by, that got, like, hundreds of thousands of views before I was doing, like,

politics, which is, like, crazy. Like, I remember being, like, what the fuck? Yeah, I felt like you're more a musician than a political commentator, to be honest. That's what Google says also. Yeah. Because, I mean, like, your, your, your most viewed stuff is involved with music. That is true. Yeah.

And politics, though, right? Yeah. Well, I mean, it's intertwined. The more consistent, the more consistent stuff is politics because it's easier to do. Right. I can just talk about stuff. Like it's musicals and shit. Music's hard to do.

I have a lot of songs that I'm sitting on right now that I just, I don't even know. Like, I think some of them are pretty good too, but like I'm... Do you have to like not do any... So I stopped playing video games for a while? And I've written two songs. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script. A podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter.

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which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

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Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. Like a song a week. Like they're done. And I'm starting, I'm going to start my third one probably tomorrow. I was just like, oh my God, like when I'm locked in, but if you have to be locked in, so you can't do anything else. If you're trying to like, do, oh, have a life. Yeah. I want to play some games.

I'm going to do this and games. And games is involved in your job. It's especially tricky with the games thing. Right. Because like, it would be nice if I like, if it's part of the show, though, like we play games. But it would be cool if I could be like, can I just focus on the news or like, like, and not play a video game at all? Like, because I, it is a lot of time. But.

You got to do. You got it. You got to cheat. You got to plagiarize. Or like not, you pretend you play the game. Yeah, I play, yeah.

Yeah, I fucking, you just watch some assles review. Yeah, and you just hit the beats of the review. Like, yeah,

of course. You get good reviews and bad reviews and you can you juxtapose them? Like, everyone that does proper, like,

fucking like a literal writing. That's so crazy. I'm so transparent. I'm so transparent about like how much of video games. I'm often, like,

I always say like, I rarely finish things, uh, games especially. But like, No, like, you could just look at my trophies and, like, look at my, like, all right. And I would just go on, like, a spoiler.

I would join Colin on, like, a spoiler cast for a game that I ever played and just see if I could, like, almost like, get away with it. You probably, I feel you have probably so much good charity that people wouldn't even try to check you. You know what I mean? Look out in the future. There's going to be a game that I'm going to get a friend of mine to play on my account and finish, and then I'm going to join on the spoiler cast.

Yeah. And just try to see if I can improv my way through. It was like, yeah, I love the scene. when the heroes really hit that wall in their journey. And then he'll just like, oh, yeah, this. And then you're talking about this. Like, exactly. Exactly that.

Exactly that. You probably would do well because my Dragon Age Vailgard review had issues because of me misremembering some shit from the older games. Yeah. But like the review is still overwhelmingly positive. And I felt stupid. I feel slightly embarrassed. My brother even watched the review. And it's like I agreed with it mostly.

And I was just like, God, damn it. because since there was wrong information there, it almost made me feel fraudulent in a way that, like, did you really play it? And I'm like, no one said that. But it just feels like that. I can't believe I misremembered this.

And Inquisition was a big one where I misremembered some big things. Where I'm like, oh, fucking this guy wasn't even in the game. You was such an important character. And he fucking was. It was just the Steam version. Dude, the pressure is high sometimes with that shit. Like one of the live shows that we did,

we had like a video game like Jeopardy thing. And somebody, like, one of the questions was like, what is the second? And, or what's the third, was the name of the third mission in HALA 2? And I was like, fuck. If I,

like, everybody's going to look at me for this. And I'm like, I don't know if I know it. Because there's a bunch of different ways to get to that. It's like, do you count the first cut scene? Because it is a level in the original,

you count that. Like, what is the criteria here? Yeah, they're like, what a fucking fraud. I guess right. I guess right somehow.

What a fraud. Kill him. Kill him. Watch him. Colin just shoots you in a gut. He bids me over. He picks you up by my leg is like, you've lied to me boy. He's like, he smashed my neck like Loki.

He picks you up by your leg though. It's like grab thigh and lifts you and you're like, whoa, whoa. Yeah. Pops in. Yeah, just just keep at it. Keep a, um, emulation is a key, like, really, like genuinely. Immulation is great. You can't stay with it for too long because obviously like you've got to figure out a way to switch gears and your own stuff eventually.

But when you're starting out and when you're trying to figure things out, emulation is ideal. It's like it's how you learn how to do things in film school We like we watch different directors and we emulate them And we see if we can do it It's every it's all art I think Yeah Even art even art, even people who draw like who have a natural talent Like it's helpful for them to like focus on like emulating an art style

Yeah Let me not like act like I did I improved as a musician Especially better at like exercises by Watching drummers Yeah And fucking and then starting to learn covers So that made me a much better music

Every, it's, it's not just, it's everything. Literally in every single thing you approach, so you're going to try to get yourself better and you have to emulate other people to get better. The problem is I'm schizophrenic with my music because it's like, there's like, it's like punk and then singer-songwriter and then rap. It's all that fucking, it's a schizophrenic,

I could never make a consistent, like it would be like a mess. It's tough, it's tough. I finally, I've focused on one singular project right now. It's not even true because you know what I did? Fucking yesterday.

I fucking, um, I was digging through my old cassette tapes and then I got inspired. And then I just, really quick, I just wrote like a punk song. But I just, it's on the phone here.

I just got all the beats. Everything's down here. And I was like, what am I doing? Stop. Stop. Stop. But it was one of those things to where I'm locked into the,

this, Death Corps project. But then that my mind lost focus for a second. Yeah. It's hard. But I'm pretty locked in. I'm, I'm excited for this new project.

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suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Here are the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all. all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script,

a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan.

I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is insane. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. For Morgan and Morgan. you in America's Large Injury Law from Thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you.

The thing that fucks me up is that The thing that fucks me up specifically is like I want to do songs with key changes in them but I'm so bad at figuring key changes out Like because I love a key change But I have never been able to implement one well It's frustrating. If you like kind of understand

How do key change work exactly? Like well it's not difficult to understand It's just like I'm never happy with like the outcome. Oh well if you like say me Because to me it's like the music theory aspect of it like so it's like a feeling right

like it feels like say I was so we're just talking about that's the way it is because of that Red Dead 2 song but then there's the Celine Dion song yeah the song so I was listening because that song I don't know that song's a banger actually when it when the key changes You were everything

everything that I want yeah I love that. That's not that song What's that song? That's the way it is Yeah by Celine Dion Dion by Skartman

Oh, okay. And I was like, uh, uh, he crushes the can through his head. How are you just killed myself? Watch this. And they push a can

into their own skull and their skull is like, like a temperateic mattress almost. Like it allows it. Like it gives, but then he like slumps over. He dies? Yeah,

that's how I die. That'd be crazy. At least it would, uh, give you guys, a big boost. Yeah, what the fuck kind of can is that? The idiot kills himself on

podcast and then viral clinton. Moron slams cannon brain on podcast. And you do it and like you slam the can into your head and then the equal amount of space of the can gets pushed out of your skull. You know what it's like it's like the dark night of the pencil thing?

Yeah. It's gone. Move on. Am I you scared now. Michael John White's like, enough with the N-word I got a grenade nigger don't approach me

how blow us up what are you gonna do now nigga he keeps calling him over and over I feel like Joker would do that I feel like he'd find out what bothers a black person I'm like this

I think I actually 1,000% agree with that that scene written by Martin Scorsese that would have been sick as fuck Batman Ray Mariscusis would be a fucking trip. Barnes-Corsese writing most things would be a trip.

It would be. Up by Mars Corsese. Yeah. Up. I'm dying. Kevin's just racist. You know how much I've sacrificed? You know.

Yes. Not a single black person in a room. Yeah. There's the black goblin, though. No, black... Wait a minute. Wasn't that the origins of pizza time? I don't know.

It was literally the words of the pizza time. He says the N-word and they get him fired. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah, he was like, yeah. Because it was Papa Johns. It was the initial... Oh my God. I totally forgot that it was like a...

I totally jadey really... That's... I forgot that that was a Papa John's reference. Me too. Until right now. Until right now. That is crazy. That's like what...

It's like finding out or remembering that Bugs Bunny like isn't... Like isn't just an original character. Oh, right. Like it's like based on a fucking Clark Gable character from like a movie or something like. But that's like so old that everybody only remembers Bugs Bunny.

Exactly. Yeah. I only remember. pizza time. I completely forgot. I only forgot about green goblin. I forgot about Spider-Man. Comics, heroes, and the spirit of human

resolve. Yeah. Pizza, I just... Pizza Orban, Pizza Osborne. Pizza Orban, Pizzazborn. All right, let's get on to... Oh, shit. We still need pizza time drip. Yeah, it's hard to figure out. It's kind of tricky. It's kind of tricky. It would like fucking

pizza font. Somehow out of fonts like pizza. It's like cheesy. Is there pizza like font? I'm sure. Yeah, because there's a like ghoulish font, but that'll just be cheese. You would change aesthetic slightly. Yeah. And make it not as quite drippy. You know, not as quite like goopy. Yeah, it's, yeah, but like somebody can figure it out.

I got to find, we've got to find someone who, because I actually really do just, just pizza time and pepperoni, drippy cheese font. And then just pizza time on his glider. That's it. That's the work. Screaming. That's screaming, Nick at Miles and Miles. I'm not. The bell to get at Miles is running away.

I'll make two versions. They're going to be our own version. versions that only us have to where he's screaming the N-word and then there's just the regular one. Big Uncle Fungus, Rodin. It's just a great name. Nice. I like that name. So it's not a question, but just my own anecdote for some shit they tried to make me do at work, harkening back to episode 290 for those joining us.

That was the episode of where we talked about. The nastiest shit that we had to do in our jobs. Oh, yeah. He says, I work in a warehouse as a forklift operator. We have rodent problems sometimes. A few weeks ago, I smelled. an awful smell turned a corner to see an enormous rat pancaked under a rat trap. This on its own isn't unusual at this point.

What was, what was the skid mark line of bloody diarrhea that blasted out of it. Like it was squeezed out of a tube of toothpaste. Oh my God, it would violently shed it so? I go to tell my manager about it. Instead of calling hazmat, he tells me to get a mop and clean it. No. Obviously, I declined, citing the fact that my job is to drive a forklift, not mop bloody rat shit. Yeah, that's, maybe you get a scoop to the part of the ground that, you just, I love forks.

That would have to drive the forklifts. They're awesome. I was terrified. I had to, for what I actually worked in Glendale in 2010, and we had to go across the street and across the train tracks to get more pallets. And I always felt weird because there's no suspension in forklifts. So I have to, for a brief moment, I go on the street and then go. It is not good. It's not good at all.

I drove one when I should. Like a flat surface. I drove a forklift only one time when I should not have been doing it. Really? Really? Really? My good friends was a manager at Gap Warehouse near way I lived. Oh, I know that one.

And I snuck in one time while he was there and we smoked weed and we drove for a little bit. And it's so illegal. That's crazy. I'm never going to say. I'm never going to say the friend's name because I know that's so legal. And I got in that forklift and they, they feel like cars missing all the stuff that should protect you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, literally all of it. It's like this is bad. It's like what's left of a car after all of the science is taken out of it. Yeah. And he was like, yo, he was like, yo, there's a crane

there's a small crane if you want to fuck with that. I was like, nah, man. It's like, smash some shit. You got a wrecking ball, bro. Those videos of like warehouse mishaps where somebody could grab something off a shelf and then like an entire like row of thousands, like just come.

That shit stresses me out. That shit's crazy. I get secondhand like an empathetic scare in my body. But like I've, yeah, I've always wanted to drive one of those things. I love, dude. I remember in Halo. It's fun. I remember in Halo Reach you could drive a forklift.

Yeah, you could. It was just in the middle of like one of the maps. It was like, you could drive this thing. It's so stupid and weird. Which GTA, oh, wait, 5, right? Yeah. Oh, wait, it's not a, no, no, no, I'm not thinking of three. DJA 5 you could certainly drive a forklift, can you?

I, you can't. You can drive a flying car in 5, so. Yeah, I just, why don't. I feel like there's a specific mission I feel you have to but I can't remember whatever I think of a flying car I think of the Simpsons flying car from the fucking hit and run did you ever play hit and run?

It was literally just a rocket it was like a cylindrical rocket and it would just blast you off into the fucking So that's actually from an episode where a bomb this homeless guy it turns out he created itchy and scratchy and it was stolen from him so to what he wanted

in compensation is a solid gold house and a rocket car And he got it. He got his song going to the fucking rocket cards that one. That is so prophetic, man. I want that game back so badly. Oh, my God. In Run was so fun, dude.

It was good. What was the first one? It was the one before Enron. It was Road rage. Road rage was the one you're in a car. There were a lot of Simpsons games before that. But like, of that. I had one on fucking Nintendo.

Yeah. I have my email game. I remember the Simpsons movie had a game. The beat up was, fuck. That's so fun. I made him up was a classic movie game. I don't remember. I don't remember.

I feel like I remember kind of liking the demo. But then I never. You know, I didn't. Hain and Run was so cool. I have it on my fucking, on my scene back. That's my last one I played. That's the best one.

I finished it. I finished actually. The first thing you could do in that game is run over to March and kick her. Yeah. And then she's just like rotating on the ground. Oh, me. Ow me. Ow.

You bitch. Oh, this hurts. You bitch, nigga. I love that game. So fun. It's a really great game. Yeah. That's back when video games felt the shiniest, if that makes any sense, you know?

Like, when you were the most, like, awesome, on expiring. Like, what do you were the most, like, awesome, on expiring. Like, whoa. Very excited. Yeah. Like, whoa, this is crazy. That felt like, I've been having conversations lately just about like profit motives and just how like deleterious it is. But like I feel like, I feel like the idea of like capitalistic competition works up into a point, right?

And I feel like that was the point where it was like, damn, we like we really got something good here, man. We're getting great games all the time. Like they're not like perfectly polished, but they're all like really fun. Yeah. And then they figured out, I was like, wait, we could cut some of this out and sell it for like DLC. What are we doing? And then he was like, wait, we could put loot boxes in. That was before that.

That was before that. So, like, that's kind of the problem with a lot of that stuff. It's like, I feel like it works to a point. Like, you got to manage it. I think at the time. Gaming industry got too big. Yeah. I think video games.

Yeah. It's way bigger today than it ever was. I feel like a Call of Duty is the reason why video games went destroyed. Like, that's one that's the system broke. And it's not called his fault exactly, but that era of video gaming was. Like Xbox Live. Like Cash Cowel Gaming. Xbox Live, making microtransactions, all that stuff.

That was their one. I think it really started with Xbox 1, PS4, though. Because I think so. I think it truly, like, actually started then. Because even GTA 5 didn't really have, like, the shark card shit until, like, a little bit later. That was, like, in the, that was PS4, Xbox 1. PS4 was when PlayStation was like, we're going to start charging you for online. No, they started for PS3.

No, they didn't. Are you sure? Yep. Because I remember the PS3 got hacked. He's right. No, no, no. He's right. I remember this very, very vividly. Are you sure?

100%. PlayStation 3. PlayStation 3. That was one of the premium. Yeah. PlayStation 3 was always free online. They had PlayStation Plus on PS3. Oh, that's sorry.

That's what I meant. PlayStation Plus was like a, it was like you would get free games. It was extra. It was like extra. You remember what PS Plus happened. You remember, right? The big hacking, everyone got fucking hacked. And then right after that, that's not why it came to existence.

No, no, that's probably why they started charging for online so they could like invest in infrastructure to keep that shit from happening again. But PS Plus. happened as a response to Xbox Live and how popular it was and just how like they were, because they had games with gold. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as

the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well. I need to lay down and you know that's not normal for your child, then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Here are the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan.

Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number.

Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. And it used to be really good. And immediately dropped off a cliff. But like, it was like a competitive thing. It was like, okay, well, we have free online, but we got to get people in here somehow. And so that's why it started.

And then it eventually got roped into like the online stuff as like a bundle. But I really do think that that's the era when you, because that was also the generation where like games just launched fucked. Like the 360 PS3 games launched like not ideal. Like Skyrim on PS3 was kind of a mess. But like generally for the most part, I remember like what was it? Far Cry 3. And that was like I think 2013, maybe 2012.

about right. Something like that. And that was a fucking great game. Like people loved it. Like, Assassin's Creed 3 was like people didn't love it, but like it wasn't like broken. It was fine. It ran It ran fine. Right after the Xbox 1 and PS4, fucking massive collections busted.

Fucking Destiny launches with like no content. They gutted the entire story. Fucking, that was the 2K that was like one of the, that was I think the beginning of like when the 2K got completely fucking like like Jake from State Farm and 2K and like. Yeah, that's Well, that's a little bit on the later end, but...

Yeah, right. I'm saying, that's where you got, yeah. I really do, like, 2013, 2014, 2015 is like, I think, like, that... Even just when you look at the game of the years for, like, 2013, 2014, 2015. Like, it's kind of like... But my... My argument comes from the idea where I'm saying, like, that was when... The seeds maybe were there.

That's when the first... So it's like World War I or World War II type shit, you know? We're like, World War I is when things started getting bad. And then, like, oh, the ramifications became... what happened in World War II. But I think the 360 PSVs generation was actually like, that was like a fork in the road where like we were at like our absolute pinnacle. Yeah.

And we could have gone in two different directions. And we chose from then on to go in like a shitty direction, I think. Yeah. No. It could have been. Yeah. Yeah. Actually, it totally agree with that.

And that shit sucks. That we were alive. We were very alive and mature to completely understand and fully like be fucked by. Because there's a lot of people. that are much younger now that didn't get to truly enjoy the 360 PS3 era Yeah And they just know this new shit

With all the micro-like, like it's all normal to them Yeah And I'm like damn if only you guys knew That's crazy because Lily's brother is He was born in 2000 He's 20 now so 20 He was born in 2020? So he's 20 now

He was born in 2004 or 5 And talking to him about video games is insane Because I'm like you don't remember When a completely different frame of reference I'm sure as how people in the 80s feel about us. You can go back and you can experience them, but you weren't like, you weren't, because like I remember for me,

the most iconic moment for video gaming for me was the release of Halo 3. That is like, was the moment where I remember video games being something bigger, bigger than it was like on TV and shit. I remember San Andreas. That one remember too.

I remember Halo 3. Everybody was freaking a fuck out about San Andreas, dude. I remember San Andreas. I remember Halo 3 and I remember Skyron. Skyrim was big. Halo 2 was big as well. But like, I mean, that stretch of time was...

Oh, my God. Pokemon, Ruby and Sapphire on the fucking commercials. Where they had the commercial. Oh, the Pokemon commercial, the original one with the on the bus. When they're squeezing the butt. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember that being revealed and being like, oh, what's that? You know, I remember the... And then, like, the next generation kind of, like, it didn't really have that moment.

The PS2. The 4th was the last moment that was like that. And I guess Marvel Rivals, to, like, a lesser extent is kind of like that moment again. Rivals is like the resurgence of, like, video game popularity. almost reaching a little outside of where it should be. But dude, that used to happen a lot is what I'm saying. It was like it's Marvel Rivals today. It was Fortnite before that.

And Overwatch before that. Because Overwatch got pretty big. Yeah. But it wasn't like, yeah. Overwatch was very pervasive in the video game world, but it didn't jump out of the video games. But dude,

Halo 3 and Cold Duty 4 were like a month apart. That's crazy. That's insane. There was another crazy game that came out around that time. Byershawk was around that time. Portal was around that time. But those were within the game round. They didn't escape the game round.

Big big big. To like the world, you know. I think those are the big. Skyrim was definitely the last. Skyrim escaped it. Obviously, DJ5. People that I didn't even know that played video games were talking about that shit. I didn't play Skyrim or at least, man.

They didn't know anything about Elder Scrolls. That's so crazy because like we were, were you around? Oh, no, you were in high school still? I knew you guys, but I wasn't still in high school. So I was at Duchess when Skyrim came out at college. And I remember. I remember the launch day No one was at school

Like Did you leave early? Huh? No, I didn't I didn't have it I didn't know what the fuck was going on I wasn't like that I never played Elder Scrolls

And at that time I had played Fallout 3 But I didn't like it Like because I didn't play it For more than like I didn't even get out of the vault I was like What the fuck am I taking a test for

It's so stupid I'm not gonna go home from school And take a test in a video game This sucks So like I just didn't appreciate Fallout 3 at that time So I didn't care about Bethesda games

and then so like I come to school one day and like half of my friends are gone half of the a lot of staff is gone like I think teachers had like either subs or like they canceled class I was like that's crazy

what's going because college they can cancel class yeah but like I was like what the fuck is going on what a fucking what is happening I think I got I got Skyrim like I think like maybe like a couple weeks later because I just couldn't escape it right and you're like I have to play it I didn't play it man

I feel so crazy I didn't play the game on release you miss out on a crazy Like you got to you obviously experienced it But like in that time Which actually I kept hearing an arrow to the niche shit And I was like what the fuck is this about? That was fucking annoying Yeah

But I played I played it a little bit later too Only because my two of my friends Wouldn't shut the fuck up about it Yeah so it was them that every conversation That when we met up was about Skyrim I was like god damn like To me I'm the same as I am now I always was like I'm gonna buy this shit

Way later when it's cheaper I was just like I didn't like spending Yeah I just didn't like buying new shit And um I had to just hurry up and finally fucking play it because how are you, when you're hanging out of the homies and all they're talking about or niche things within the sky room

I'm like, well, okay, I like, yeah, I guess I'm going to stay here. Over now we're talking about rivals and you're like, yeah, kind of. Even when you guys talk about Destiny, I'm like, yeah, okay. It's why we don't talk about Destiny too much. Because only you and I know this. Literally, yeah. Maybe Paul also, but like he's, you know, even he's, I think he's actually playing still. Yeah, he plays.

He's invested for real for real for real. Yeah, I might because like, because you can get like all of the fucking expansions for super cheap for destiny. You're better off playing rivals, man. There's no point of playing Destiny. Because rivals is free. Yeah. And it's the game of the movie. And you're a comic book friend. So you're gonna see some shit. And I'm like, oh my God, I remember that. Yeah. They got some baddies in there too, man.

It's some. I saw some where I was just like, there's only one woman that I wouldn't fucking end up because he's underaged. Like literally. Everyone else is a Penny. Penny's a kid. I don't like the way you said that though. Like if, like say. Yeah. I don't. Yeah. I don't. Yeah. Like, I could have worded that better.

There's... I know what you mean. You all know what I mean. Yes. Yes. It just sounds fun. Actually, didn't think about it until you mentioned how that it's probably... Sounds like a...

Someone could... The bar for entry is... That could be... That could be clipped out incorrectly. Man, if only... You should drive away and kill yourself. If it was my age, it's all... It's really weird to think of this.

I thought you've had it a lot. Spider-Man is younger than me in a comics now. And that freaks me to fuck out Whatever That bothers me a lot I'm fucking dweeb loser Yeah, so I feel about sports When everyone's like younger than me now

Like everyone that's like professional playing I was like oh my god These guys are fucking like 22 and shit Like I remember being a kid Like whoa I can't wait to be this old And I'm like Do you remember having that more?

No I'm like old and fucking dumb We've definitely talked about this before We don't have to belabor it But like you remember that moment in porn for you Yeah When you were like when you realize like, oh, porn stars can be younger than me. It was a very, for me, I would, I don't.

I was like 23, I think. And I remember being like, oh, I never really had that revelation. It's where you go to the classics, the good old, good old. And you're like, oh, she's younger than me. She's younger than me now. She's other. In that video. I don't watch porn enough to have that revel.

I never got that revelation. You don't watch porn enough to have that revelation? No, I never. You don't watch porn at least seven hours a day. Seven hours of days. I guess I just never, because like, even you talk about the nostalgic thing. I kind of, it, I just, I just don't catch enough stuff to like, for that to hit me.

And I feel like I need a, I need a remedy that. Yeah, you need to get addicted to the porn. And it started doing some research and get back on all the, I remember we talked about Cytheria for a minute. So maybe I'll do like, she must have been. Well, she's probably 23 or 22 at the time. So she, because she's, she's definitely up there now. So now I can do that and be like, oh, wow, I'm way olding her.

You know, that's, I can do that, I guess. Now I'm going to go do that. Yeah, go do it. Report back. I'll do that. Record your data. I'm fucking lazy, man. Once I lost my links, I never went back to it.

That shit was a fucking crippling experience, bro. Losing your links? Yeah, because there was like some cool links. People would have their links saved up and then the purge. I don't care. Damn, yeah. It's kind of like losing like an RPG character.

But like, I built this character up for fucking years. And you're like, yeah, I... Nope, can't be barred. It is actually why it took me so long to get back to Skyron. Because like my Skyrim character, the first one that I played on 360 was just so I invested so much time into that character. I had such a perfect build. I had an entire idea

of like who he was. Yeah. I gave him lore. And then I lost it and then I was like, oh. That's interesting. I need to pop that back in. I want to see my... My Skyarm character is so wildly overpowered for no fucking reason. My character in the outer world is fucking hilarious. I suspect

all of it into like science and talking. So I've just been arguing my way out of conversation or out of conflicts. Yeah. And when I don't, I can like freeze time and then like shoot people in specific places to do specific like if I shoot if I shoot somebody in the head with like a weaker gun I'll blind them oh shit and they're just blind I didn't even know that was a mechanic it's cool yeah I didn't know it was either because like I didn't speck into like science before okay like if you speck into science you like no it's like

okay I could I could weaken or cripple or like stagger or like you know fucking blind it's kind of cool like it's a lot more than I thought there was it's a game I didn't give it a lot of credit. I mean, I always liked it, but like, I didn't really delve deep into it. Anyway, let's do like one more quick one more. I didn't get the fuck out of here. Joshua Jones wrote in. He says, hello there, Lord Snarkist, Apple, Breeze, and Sween. Would you guys ever do a show with David Jaffe? I think that'd be hilarious. I think it'd be hilarious, okay? Sit down. We've talked about this before. Yeah, we did. I think I would. It's just a matter of whether or not he'd be willing to come up here because he's kind of, he's kind of far, actually.

Yeah? I thought he was a little bit closer. He's in San Diego. So, like, it's not exactly. Yeah, getting it would come up here would be, yeah. That would be kind of a... Maybe we can just make a trip out of it. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget, or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health,

Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of paramedopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN, because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated,

have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that can kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man.

Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from yourself. phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from. Thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Yeah, go down to San Diego. I want to go to SD for my birthday, man. Did you go last time? Yeah. It was amazing. Oh, yeah, that's right. Did you go to the zoo? I went to the zoo in the own. Did any of the animals? Yeah, I did.

That's cool. It's a reasonable question. They certainly. I got to be next to our Pokemon. You ate the porcupine? And I was near it. I think you said Pokemon. I was like, I don't think you understand what it's your. I fed the Pokemon. You don't understand what an animal is. He's just like only understand.

Imagine somebody you only understand animals in the context of Pokemon. You would be off, but like, you'd be very off, but like not enough to have like a bad life, you know? Yeah. You think you think you're throwing poke balls at it. You're just throwing rocks at this lion. This is like, big ass rock. I caoed it. Let me catch it.

Lionel, why aren't you going to the ball? It's a fucking dent in a line set after you pelted rocks added it up. Let's start cueing if you get the hell out of here. Yeah. I will say in the last couple days, I've been kind of like going crazy with TikTok because I figured like, ah, it's the last, last stretch. Oh, yeah, tomorrow. Or is it today? It was 12 o'clock today, actually.

I thought it was the, actually, I don't know. The 19th. Yeah. I've stumbled across... It's the 19th? 12 o'clock today. It's a 2 days. It's 17th.

He's on 18th. He's the 17th. None of us know what fucking day is. Oh, you're right. You're right. You're right. It's fucking insane. It's like being in a mental institution.

Like no one knows what day it is. Everybody's like, you want to go to the fucking inauguration in like 10 minutes or two days? Yeah, yeah. We had to literally had to a fucking disappear and reappear into the fucking place. And then we get shot by Secret Service. You guys want to go hang out with Donald Trump?

Imagine we're up on stage. Just standing there. Welcome our special guest to the snart tank bucket. I'm sure they're all minorities. My favorite part. Two of them are kind of ambiguous. You don't know what they are. The big black ones, apparently Latino.

We love the Latino people. Yeah, he's a little scary, but we love him. And then we got the small, skinnish, white one. Apparently he's Latino, too. I love the white-skinned Latinos. White-skinned Latinos. They have enough culture, but they don't stick out and they don't ruin the color. They don't ruin the tapestry.

Then we got the standard nigger in the middle somewhere. He's not standard. He's got holes in his ears. They say I just need graffiti all over his body. I really think it's an interesting. Shout out to. They're all going to get seats in office. I'd flip code immediately.

I'm like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, queer people. At that point, I would wreak havoc in society. I don't care anymore. Sorry, queer. But you guys voted for this. I'm going to contribute to your fucking destruction. I would purposely fuck over the red state.

Horrible. Can we get, can we? make somehow they're less oxygen in the red states I think that there just is Yeah yeah There's probably more actually Because there's more like

There's more greenery and shit So we we start We're not we're gonna just cut down All the trees We have plenty of lumber I'm a fracking those motherfuckers houses Can you just taking an entire forest From like one of those places

And be like we're bringing this to LA Sorry they're just bringing Entire blocks of like rural areas It's like fucking Minecraft It's on squares I like the idea of Julie directly people's houses in the middle of it.

What are you doing? None of your business. Shut up. I give you shot. Others getting out. Thank you, Trump. I'm good. I'm good of this.

Thank you Lord Trump. I have a lot of just like, I have so much anger directed it like. Just why couldn't, why couldn't you just let us say retarded? Like, I really think, I really do think you were,

you ruined everything. You started something. You started something that you just didn't understand. For me, my, my anger and my rage just comes from, it comes from one of the green party. Fuck those niggas. I appreciate what they're trying to do, but also like, well, y'all are just so stupid. You're like, it's like, I'm not going to decide with that because that is a lot of my values. Like, yes.

And this guy that's taking reproductive rights doesn't. They're no longer. Oh, interesting. Oil derricks. They're now oil trumps. Oil derricks. They're oil trumps. And they're going to be one inside of every Patriots home.

We're going to put a little nuclear egg inside every house. Do you see that thing with Enron? It's like a joke thing, I'm pretty sure. But somebody managed to get a hold of the Enron company. What? And like they own Enron now. Somewhat? So they've been putting out these fake things where it's like almost like a Steve Jobs like

Ted Talk kind of thing. Yeah. Or it's like we've invented a fucking Enron nuclear egg. they're going to put in every single house and it's going to give you all sorts of fucking silly little powers but it's like it's done like really earnestly

like it's like a guy giving like like he's Steve Jobs Is this on Twitter? What is this on? I saw it on Twitter yeah What the fuck? It's obviously not you know I get it

Anyone's not making a nuclear egg but like I just love the idea of just somebody I love the idea of taking like a disgraced company that's like in the dirt buying it and resurrecting it as like a joke That is cool I love that idea That's stuff that I would do if I had a lot of money.

If I had a stupid amount of money for sure. I want to do that. You've got to find a really cheap company. Like, I would have bought Radio Shack and turn it. Oh, Radio Shack? Yeah, I would have bought Radio Shack. Some stupid asshole bought it that didn't deserve it. Damn, I can't remember.

It might have been that Steve person. It was that idiot that was trying to sell all the, uh, Sirelli or Sro- Oh, Martin Scarelli. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He might have bought Radio Shack. Somebody like that bought it and it pissed me on. I would buy Radio Shack and I would sell nothing but radioshrelly. that had Shack's face on.

Yeah. Yes. Shack like radios, yeah. Check me. It would still be small radio shack. Big Diesel out. I don't remember signing off on this.

Radio Shack is so funny because it's like, it sounds like an old company. Yeah. Like, even when I was a kid, like, it's a Shack. It's like not even like. Radio Shack is an old company. Isn't it?

Well, yeah. Right. But like, it's not like, even Best Buy. Best Buy. doesn't sound old. You know what I mean? You're right?

Do you remember the best by rebrand? It's like circuit city. It's like circuit city is kind of like. I love circuit city. Circuit City is awesome but it's like it's the name circuit city is a very apropos to like its time. Yeah. Circuits like oh man.

Yeah. Secretry. Were you? I'm pretty sure kids don't even know what a circuit is now. No. No. I barely do. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I said that too.

As if I know. Hey, well, go to Radio Shack Hey, look at a minute Shaquil O'Neal, I'm gonna fucking kill everybody in this room right now. It's kind of like Pizza Hut. Although at least pizza, at least food is... At least food is timeless, though.

Pizza Hut, it is. Hut is old. Yeah. But, like, pizzas, like, it evens it out. Yeah, hot dweiler's old. No, it has, dude, uh, round one has, like, pizza that is, rival's Pizza Hut, actually.

Because, like, Pizza Hut, like, it's like... He's a rival's pizza hut. Like, that's, like, as a fucking comment, That sounds kind of good, though. I like a pizza at pizza. Pizza Hut. Exactly.

It's that. Personal pan. I rarely ever have it. The pizza about where we grew up. The dining one, I like Pizza Hut there. It's the same pizza Hut. It's not the same.

It's not the same. Okay. All right. Go bring some pizza from go right now. It is? Yeah, it's like a fucking diner now. Go walk. Oh, it's not pizza anymore?

No, it's a diner. Well, then how can we ever prove this? Yeah. Damn. I win. He lies. He lied or I told the truth. I do think dine in Pizza Hut.

is better than like, you know. To dine in place. But then, but also why the fuck would you dine in at Pizza Hut? Because that's kind of the problem. We did once my mistake. You're like, oh, this is pretty fucking good. And then you went back and you're like, I like it here. I did once and then I shat all over myself.

Damn. Yeah, it was bad. I like a bit. I don't know, man. Pizza Hut's not good, but it's, I don't know. There's, it's kind of like the Tosino's kind of heat up pizza where it's like, this isn't pizza. But sometimes I'm in the mood for this. Those ones are those.

Exactly what you mean yeah I feel the same way it's it's a mood thing 100% if I'm in the mood for pizza I'm not thinking of Pizza Hut but if sometimes I'm like oh like Pizza Hut does sometimes actually I would buy the stuffed crust part of it just alone honestly that shit is I don't like pizza hot The bread is sweet to the bread's sweet sweet. I don't think so it tastes sweet to me really yeah I'm like It has a nice buttery taste to it I like it yeah I'm not a fan of sweet I love this stuff crust man I love it it's good subcress is awesome sometimes I order a pizza cutter

and then you just throw the rest of the pizza dude I literally right in a pizza guy's face it was flat I have I have I have ostensibly done that

what do you mean you've done that so I've so like I order the stuff crust and the pizza is like a byproduct of it and I eat the pizza and then I eat the crust and I eat the pizza

and I eat the crust and then I get to a certain point where I'm like maybe there's three slices left it's just the crust Is this the crust? I'm eating the crust and I'm throwing the pizza.

I also sometimes just eat the cheese and the toppings and then throw the rest of the like I've had enough. I've had enough of the dough. Like I'm kind of full. It's not very good. There's so much. I'm like, I'm good. So then there's pizza hut and Domino's, I don't, Domino's, I feel like one day they're going to expose. I mean, I have a huge lawsuit because they do something to their cheese that's not, I've never tasted anywhere else.

Yeah. They have a specific cheese flavor that I'm like, what the fuck is in here? I like it But it's not just Mazzarella There's something in it that is I don't know I can't

It's like they found an angel molested it and then liquefied it And it looked yeah They put something in it that I just can't I have never tasted anywhere else Anyway we're gonna read our $25 Oh yeah you should do that

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Don't make a colon a promise If you know you can't keep it Emma throwing You know what I notice sometimes Is that like I'll read names And it'll be like maybe like the 15th time That I'll read a name 14 times that I've read the name beforehand,

you have no reaction to it. And then for some reason, the 15th time, you're like, ha, that's funny. I laughed. I laughed that Derek trying to fucking stealthily grab his food. Oh,

okay, right. Oh, so you weren't even laughing at the fucking name. But, no, but sometimes that does happen. Oh,

it does happen. And it's like, and I notice it is, it's very funny. Is that, is that the rocks, a drink? The rocks energy drink?

Yes, it is. Nice. Dude, the fucking tropical punch flavor is, stupid good and then the rest of the flavored no it's like Samoan buttswed

I guess yeah essentially you know the Uso brothers right yeah of course they look like black people to me I don't know why they look like that or they try I think they definitely try I think they definitely insinuate it they act like they act like they try they're hard to

they negify their appearance especially because the best of Samoans do both have an outlaw on their form but if you look at them before when they first like look at them when they first bursten onto the scene. Well, their dad in general. Is there, Rakishi's their dad, right?

Yeah, yeah. And Rakishi, Rikishi looks niga-ish, particularly him. Like, like, I mean, no offense. Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about women's health. Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York,

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Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow.

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But then they were like, day one ish and they would come out all fucking hard and shit and I was like these niggas are black now I look I every every I know I know a few some moments I know once someone that does not look like these people that you're talking these are the rest of the guys day one I don't like make content from their house or anything right no this is an easy way to tell you could see if the the thing goes off Ding thing mine goes off in my house with that really yeah without one I don't have one of those in my house So we hear it's talking about it's like D and I'm like huh every time I get a It is funny though

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And it's all like the fucking beep of the alarm It's like why is it so Like what? What is it about it? I don't know why Is mine to go off from New York too? Is it like a frequency? Is there like a scientific reason?

I think we just ignore it like all the batteries alone I'll be fine leave the batteries up there That's so crazy That would drive me insane The beep to me is nuts because so many houses now just have them wired in. Yeah. So that you don't need batteries anymore. You know, most niggas ain't getting modern houses.

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Oh, there you go. And it was the first thing that came up. It probably would have been easier for me to do that. It's more higher-res than I remember. They remaster this? I think it probably. Probably, probably, yeah, up-res by fucking AI or something. That's so disgusting.

I hated this image so deeply. God, I can't fight. So stupid. Why has YouTube sucks so bad now? Yeah. Everything's fucking falling apart. Like, I can't find anything I'm looking for. What, what, YouTube sucks now?

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So virtual insanity, like, okay, that's a cute idea, but Crash Bandicoot X Jamiroquai, all that I can imagine is terrifying. Is terrifying. Is Shemir Kai sliding towards the camera as the, as the boulder is like behind them? Because like, there's levels of crash where you're like running towards the camera. Yeah. So like it's, I hate that shit. I hate that shit running. Those are, oh my God, I'm so mad at the kids.

I'm like, I can't see what's coming up sometimes. I can't see that. That's how I felt about the Sonic games. That was a difficulty. That's how I felt about the Sonic games, actually. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist, Victoria Motola,

who explains why so many of us. live with stomach issues, we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomachache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just, I have a stomach ache every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut,

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Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one.

20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan,

America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Oh, really? Yeah, because it's a side-stroller, though. Right, exactly. But, like, it's a side-stroller,

and you're like, you're going fast, but you can only see, like, three feet in front. Yeah, you don't know what's going to. But you're not moving fast, I guess. I guess I'm just autistic, so my brain was like, I understand this. You don't know what you're going to land on sometimes. Yeah. Like there's like, uh, fucking lava sometimes.

I like, I like the idea of Jamirquai running, like, uh, like, this crash is spinning so fast, Jimirikw is getting pulled towards him. Like it's like a cyclone kind of. Yeah. I was thinking of just destroying the entire set, you know, like he's just fucking spitting. The couch is flying everywhere and shit. He goes straight through the Jemiriqui's. Someone. Crash is

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We'll shop it. I won't mention it actually because I don't want to not happen. Yeah, we'll shop it. I have an idea in mind. All right. I'll text him today, actually. Whoa. Relax, okay.

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We didn't start the fire. But I kept it burn. I knew those pommas were hurting. I didn't start the fire. I blame it on the homeless. Is that the most rewritten song in the history of the world, you think?

Probably. Um, I guess so. Because it's like a go-choo song for like a joke. I guess so. I remember we didn't start the flame war from back in fucking the college.

days. Oh my God. I remember that being like, what the fuck? College Schumer is still around, which is crazy to me. They're fused with Smosh though. Oh, are they really?

Did it really? Is it to say it? That makes a lot of sense. College humor. The company that owned Smosh bought them too. I never would have guessed that Smosh would have had the resurgence that they had.

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I guess. But he's like, he's on Facebook or something like he's off like he's off the grid like these guys are on TikTok and YouTube I searched something specifically like it was a true crime thing he talked about a subject and it got like a million one point something

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that murder was a that was pretty good actually yeah I've watched that show a lot. That's fucking embarrassing. I watch it a lot too, I think. Not as much. I watched a lot to you, though.

Not as much. I know I pretend to be gay, but, you know. I remember I liked him because I was like, he's got three names like me. You don't fucking know. Is that, you don't announce yourself. Everyone has three names, though. Did you announce yourself to people as I'm Chris Ray. Gumass?

No. Okay. I'm Chris Ray. The issue is that there's, there's. Wop? No, but the mega negro, whatever it is. The issue is that there's, there's actually like a lot of Chris Maldonados. So that was the issue.

So I kind of ended up kind of using Ray on intentionally because it was just impossible. There's like a baseball player named Chris Mollado. There's like a serial rapist named Chris Maldonado. They're both the same person. You used to be a former baseball player and rapist. Yeah. So there's like, there's a lot. Before you started making YouTube.

God, that would suck. It sucks. What's okay? Because I everyone has The Chris Ray is very specific Like there's not a lot of Chris Ray's Oh there is also a Chris Ray in baseball So I'm like

I'm kind of I'm borked either way Because I don't know I never I never gave my middle name to people And I was like oh I'm Kingston Shane James It's Shane Clancy

Yeah that was Clancy No that's the name of that fucking dog And Lassie Anyway Let's read the names You got me Suicicinus Suicinus

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I really want to play a yakuza game. God damn. That pirate one got me fucking excited. That pirate one looks fucking ridiculous. They're bullying the fuck out of those poor Hawaii. But it's not Ichabon. It's not Ichabon. No, it's them.

It's the zoo. Oh, it is? Okay, cool. They decide to go to Hawaii and cause trouble. I like Ichvon a lot. He's like, that character's great. He is one of my favorite characters. the thing because of how silly is.

I didn't ask. That's crazy. That's interesting. I'm sorry. Sorry. My apology. My apologies. Goddain.

Can you imagine if we were genuinely this dismissive to each other? Okay. Sorry. We have to pretend like that's not how we act. Oh, okay. So they don't. Interesting. Raise your hand and Chris would kill himself right now.

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Certified Pinkerton certified Goblins This guy wrote into fucking sacred In the most recent episode It's fucking weird What you say? Why am I so gay? Help! Help me, I'm gay, help me It's usually something

I feel like they treat this show The overlapping audience Treats this show as like they're like the mask is on and I'm just like gonna say whatever I don't care

I don't care if I spell things correctly and then over on Collins show they're like they're trying to impress they're like sipping their wine yeah they're sipping wine

they've got like they've got two ties on I can't embarrass myself in front of Colin yeah they're like they got their dick out rock hard but they have a tire one like greetings and salutation

salutation PlayStation Duo I couldn't help but notice on the you know And over here, it's just like, what happens if gays are fat? Can they fuck each other's bud when they're fat? I don't get it. If two fat people fuck, is there in orbit?

It's like, what the fuck? Serious question. Serious question. Why is my dick bent so hard to the left? Yeah. Like hard. Why is it 90 degrees? Why is my dick when it gets hard?

Why does it touch the top of my shaft? You're laughing. Your dick looks like a fucking Pomeranian's tail. And all of that, every word in that question is misspelled also. And then in Collins, like, they're using Oxford commas and semicolins. Yeah, yeah, they pull out the fucking dictionary. Collins, like, thank you.

Thank you. Thank you a question, ask you. Thank you very much. They come here. I appreciate your grammar. This is like the id. Like, everybody comes here to just be animals. It's your boy, Sean.

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Her balls, her dick. Her sequin gloves. She tugged my nips. The drag show queen this morning. Hallelujah. Nice. Hallelujah. Hololuluia.

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I love all the semen in my big asshole. And I said to the doctor, when he ran from my hole. Shut the fuck. He said, what are you doing with gaming? For my ass, it is a gaping. For my ass, it is a gaping. For my head is it is a gaming. And you're crying

And you're crying You're hearing and crying For my ass, it is a gaping It's good That's good I will absolutely do that You gotta do the fucking We'll get a harmonica

And then we don't know how to play it Can we do this? This is a good idea I would do that How much is your harmonica? They're gonna be cheap Did that movie just come out Or is it coming?

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I stand by it. Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman. And I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any

obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well, I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child. Then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Here are the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's

largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere North probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show.

having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. He somehow sings on time and off time at the same time. I don't understand it. I feel like Bob Dylan is like one of the evil characters that has the double voice, but not evil. All right. Like,

I don't know enough about double voice. It's like. Oh, like a double voice. And it's like you are. But it's the same voice so you don't notice. But you can tell there's more than one. He's just slightly loud.

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Of course not. I thought he would. I thought it would. Satan. He'd be like, he'd be like, what does name? Tapion. He would sing to people and he would calm down. He would the flute, but it's his voice. Wouldn't that enrage people? I feel like, yeah.

Goku's going Super Sam. What's happening? What's happening? You can get fucking crilling to somehow go Superstand. I can see myself as that Tim Shalemy. He has the outline of hair. Without Tim Shalemy, he just. strikes me his gay, but he plays me in a movie.

He does a pretty good job. It does a pretty good job. I don't think anything wrong, but I just, I can't help him because I believe in God. My name is Bob. I'm scared of the night. I'm scared of the day. I'm scared everybody. I'm not a big fan of gays.

Johnny Cash scares me because I'm just kind of afraid. The energy he gives off makes me wish I was, I was. That was not gay. Amazing. Amazing. Amazing skill I don't know. This is why we get paid with the big bucks.

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Yo! I didn't do it. I didn't do it. You did it. That is crazy. You fucking went for it. I all imagined it. I didn't do it.

All my various personalities imagined it. 3XO killing a CEO for bus fare when choosing to walk instead. I like that it's hidden under the... Yeah, it has to be. Like, it's sealed away under a buck. Of course. What a prick. What a fucking prick.

We have to get, we got an invested, like a smaller camera, like a webcam. Yeah. To kind of go over and, like, record what we do on the table. Yeah. Because, so for the continuity, some of you may remember I drew a little character. Yeah. Last episode. If you want the context, this is Derek's little addition.

He just made his nose a penis. I saw you grab the thing. I saw you grab, I saw you grab. That looked, that looked really convincing. Rape, engage. He's a fucking bullion. The light of eyes, but one's off kilter. Do you think heaven is segregated?

I read that already Slurping, stroke and smoking, joke, and emoticons going like this. A former friend recently sent her autistic dog. You mean like this? Drip M.H. Lord of all drip. What the fuck? Drip M.H. Lord of all drip.

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That was the original version. Drinking squirrel girls ass. He meant it nothing insidiously at all. He was just like. Drinking squirrel girls ass crack sweat. Blitz cornet. Or no, Blitz comet.

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Sweeney's four acres in a muller is tooth gap in the lee Hey Derek Since you have been to Lithuania What places would you recommend seeing Oh Well The plane to leave I mean

I'm Marcus Avenue I mean to be real I was mostly just around their capital Vilnius. So just fucking... Vilnes? Well, it depends on how you want to pronounce it,

but it looks like kind of like Vilnius. It sounds like... It's not... It sounds like a fucking Final Fantasy place. It's not a beautiful sounding city. No, it isn't. Based off my ass.

Final Fantasy is based on Woodlawn in the Bronx. The part of the Bronx that starts getting better because they're escaping it? Yeah. But I mean. And Riverside.

It's not it. River. Riverside. That old city is awesome. So basically you spend some time. There's plenty to see. A lot of old shit too. It's, uh, it's, it's really fucking pretty.

So. Yeah. And, uh, I'd love to go to there and just do a bunch of arson and do fuck shit. And it is hate black people. Does I like, like I single handily sway them the wrong direction. I hated, uh, people are staring at me, but for multiple reasons. So it was also big assholes in my ears. I had a stupid that haircut

That samurai shit at the time And then all of a sudden I'm short And fucking Jojo's like 510 or something So there's like multiple factors Where they're like, what the fuck? What is it? Hey, can you leave my country? Can you leave it?

Can you leave her right now? I pay for taking you will I leave Rokudik, huh? What is it? Excuse me, Mr. Chocolate's colored man. No offense. I mean, no rudeness. but I leave immediately now.

You know what's crazy? All right, no problem. My apologies. It's a complete aside. But I recently, like, when I was home, I was talking to my parents about, like, just like, yonkers. And they were telling me, like, where their old furniture store was located. And, like, they gave me the address.

And, dude, our, so our home original, my original apartment was 5,55-McLean Avenue, which is always a fake. Everybody just assumed it was fake every time I would tell them, like, no, I really do look here. The apartment was. 3D, which also sounded fake. But like, their business, their furniture, but it was on 666 East Trimont Avenue. Come on, man. How crazy is that?

That's insane. A 555 and 666? That's also like a slip-knoth song. The song called the Herodic Anthem. It's like, if you're 555, then I'm 666. Yeah. So it sounds like y'all were like inspired by it. They have never heard of shit.

You don't know that, man. I know that for sure. My parents have been. I should have told you this I forgot to mention this When I was home My dad was like Hey Chris

You ever hear like You ever hear of a band Disturbed And I was like What is happening Is your dad go Ha ha ha ha No

He was like Hear the sound They did like a sound of silence It was really fucking good Oh And I was like Oh yeah That was like maybe like

Nine years ago or something You found that recently And I was like Yeah That's awesome And I was like Did you did you listen to anything else?

And I was like, I looked it up. It's not for me. He said it's up for me. It was so funny. He heard Dow of the sickness. He was like, what the fuck is this? Imagine though actually going from the sound of silence that like that cover, that a haunting cover. To then like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Homosexuals. It was so funny. What did you went from that to the fucking the parody? You guys are my friends, right? That video When you came over You came over one of the first times And you showed that to Lily and I

Lily laughed To the point that she left early Because she had a stomach ache And had to leave I've never seen her laugh like that from This is just so fucking crazy That's like a Rick and Morty When they do that mouth

When the mouth goes down like that I do add balls to his little face. He's got to be a ball nose. He's got a ball nose. I love that video so much. And I appreciate my wife that like for random. She'll randomly just start going like,

oh, oh. It's out of nowhere. So you're going to listen to waiting. I don't know. Wichley 583. Yeah. Can you read this one.

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I didn't like the turtles The Old 3-1 is the most famous ones I thought they were stupid some Fighting teenage mutant Mishahomos I thought the new movie was good though The homoes in the half-chill And they're gay

Yeah, mutant mayhem Oh with the kids I like it all because they're kids actually Yeah they're actually teenagers and I'm like, that's cool actually. That's actually like a different, like, I feel like I'm used to seeing them as like, it's almost like Spider-Man. Yeah. Where they're like, Teenagers.

It was like, master splinter. What's wrong? They're just like surfer dudes, but they're 30. Yeah. So like, back in the game. I like how little they are. They're like little and silly. They clocked me though.

Like I felt like there's a scene where they're just like being like obnoxiously like from New York. Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the script. A podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or may are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about women's health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN because there are a lot of prescription

medications that can help with that. If someone is really, opposed to taking medications. There are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today?

It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number.

Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm,

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Loki. And Loki transformed them and helps him with him. That's crazy. This one of the fucks, dude. It's a really fun fucking game. They're getting me. The shit that I'm seeing, the sex stuff and then the slavery shit. Just play, dude.

We don't play competitive. Yeah, we just fuck around. We just tell each other jokes pretty much. I'll download it when I get home. It's literally just a stand-up session. I'll download what I get home. Let me know when you guys jump on and I'll try to. I'll join you, I'll send you to invite to the Discord.

All right. Yeah, it's fun. Yeah, we have friend discords. What about you guys? And we know each other in person, too. You guys are, you guys in area that are fucking lame and stupid and dumb. Anyway. But we love you.

We love your money. Keep paying me, nigga. Anyway, we're, uh, yeah, like, dude, there's quests and shit in that game. And, like, all sorts of, I don't do, I literally don't do anything, but jump into quick play as Spider-Bin. I have not logged into, I have not even scrolled to the other, like, tabs at all at all. Oh, my God. You didn't even get in the, oh, you don't have the battle pass with that. I'm not going to buy the battle pass.

I'm getting a free good game. Like, why the fuck would I pay for it? Do people do shit like this in Fortnite? Because I haven't seen that. I'm sure they are. Oh, God. Yeah, they had to get rid of the fucking whip emote, remember? Is MLK actually in Fortnite?

Is that real? They had an MLK event where they, which is insane. But they had like, they had like, is I have a dream speech or something? And everybody was just doing the whip, the Wonder Woman whip. Oh, is that what? Yeah. That's crazy. That's funny.

I think that's pretty funny. I mean, yeah. But you know what's funny about that? Is that like, that's his attack? They can't do anything about that. Also, they're Chinese company. They don't care. Yeah.

They care at all. We didn't want to have them in a game in the first place. They're going to put on the fucking front page of their Chinese newspaper. We modeled squirrel girls pussy underneath their clothes. We don't care about it. That's fire. I don't know if that's true, actually. Big fire.

I think I did see it, though. It probably is true. Huge flame. I appreciate when developer. do that though. Yeah. I really do. They add assholes too. Model her asshole and what her shit would look like.

And it's photorealistic while the rest of the game is self-cated. It's like that Mario. Yes, the Mario would have a photoreliping ass and it's a realistic gaping ass. I send that to every like their people. Whenever someone you see mad I send that to them for real. I send that to people when I think they're just

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