The Snark Tank - #294: Mein Herz Goes Out To You

Episode Date: January 28, 2025

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What the fuck? Why didn't you fucking tinkered that fucking statement? We got a lot of stuff today. Good episode. So it's a fun, there's a lot here. Action packed.

Involuntary action-packed. Yeah, dude. Apparently. Oh, boy. Where do we start? I can't with society. I just don't know. I'm so defeated.

Where do we start? You would assume like you would assume like I think it's show right like it's gonna be like a Like it's a regular one right because there's so there's so much oh let me turn off my no that was me I think hold on that was me was it you that was your discord damn it's all over discord so uh yeah so we I man I don't know where to how to start it you know I mean there's so much happened there that's so much happened so much happened Trump Like, inauguration happened. And there was some funny stuff within it that, like, I was like, okay, I, I'm with that guy standing over him like a stand from Jojo, that fucking dart figure. Oh, the guy with the hat. Yeah.

Melania. No, Melania was a hat. Yeah, it was Melania. I thought it was age and 47. Yeah, why was, why was she looming over him like that? She was doing so much. I don't know what the, you know how there's, like, coded. There's, like, hidden messages and shit, like, something.

people, they're like, if this was a movie, it would be studied, you know, like, oh, what did this mean? What is this mean? Yeah. What is the intent of this shot? Yeah. What is the significance? Because it really does look like she's looming waiting to kill him. Like, it looked like, that's the aura that image exudes of Malanya standing in the suit with like

the fucking Oppenheimer hat. Yes. It's crazy. Interesting choice. I liked when Trump went in for a kiss on the cheek. The hat was completely. blocking it so maybe that was the intent. She's that shot of like Trump trying to get in and the hat just like smashed against his

head and I'm like, oh, maybe it was a repellent because it was pretty obvious though that she had to I think she was held up at gunpoint beforehand or something because usually she's so like don't touch me get the fuck away from me. Yeah. And she completely behaved. That is like that is like not in her character. On one condition. I have to dress like I'm going to kill you.

I think that's yeah. Yeah, yeah, like my, to let you know that I still hate you so much, I'm going to look like you're assassin. It's like she's leaving breadcrumbs to the point where they inevitably, you know, when these guys kill themselves in a bunker eventually. Right. She'll have like historical, you know, they'll be like, oh, well, she clearly didn't want to be there.

Yeah. You know, it's still, it's like, I know that would be enough for some people, but me, I'm like, bitch Lee, what are you doing? I mean, it's a pretty sweet. It's a pretty sweet deal set up, to be honest. It would, is that, let's say. I don't know if I would leave, really. Like, if my wife was like a dictator, you know?

Yeah. Or like, want to be dictator and was actually like kind of succeeding. I don't know. What the one is there? I, I wish. I just, I have. What am I going to do? Join the people who like he's fucking over, you know?

Get deported? Look, man, I want to, I want to be that. What do you do? I just don't know if I have it in me. Yeah. I'm such a, like, pushover that likes justice and, like, rebellion. and I kind of hate it. I think I would say.

Oh, I would not, but I would... I'd be like, I grew up on heroes. My feeling would be like, I'm hoping I get there. I hate heroes, actually. I think heroes have ruined everything. I love the concept of heroes, but... I think, in fact, heroes are the reason we're in this situation because everybody's like, no, we should actually be good.

Well, I would say... To a certain extent, I would say, Iron Man has kind of ruined... the image of the every billionaire's evil. Oh, Batman, see, I don't really, because nobody, who, I can't, I can't forget that Batman's a billionaire. Right. Do you know anyone that actually wants to be Bruce Wayne?

I know a ton of people. Is it that people, no, you don't. I do. I just that what happened to that modern confidence? Hold on, wait, wait, wait, let's unpack that. Let's unpack that. I do. You know a ton of people who want to be Bruce Wayne?

To be fucking Bruce, to be Bruce Wayne, yes, because he just kind of chills as a billionaire. Let me ask you something. Between Iron Man, between Tony Stark and Bruce. Wayne, do you know more people that would be Bruce Wayne more than Tony Sar? No. Probably not anymore because of the fact that Iron Man, Iron Man is more than the modern guy's 100%. Yeah.

But Bruce Wayne has never even been like he was always just, he doesn't even enjoy what he, he doesn't enjoy that aspect. It seems it's so miserable that the only time he's even remotely happy is when he's snapping people's neck. Fucking up. Disabled people. He's just like, I broke your neck, but you're not dead. You're going to die on your way to the hospital.

I didn't do it. It's like when Disneyland, like, escorts you off the premise, and then you die. You're like, you didn't die in Disneyland. It's a fate worse than death in many cases because they're just paralyzed. They're in pain until they die. Yeah. But what's go? I think because Bruce Wayne kind of just chills.

He doesn't like a miserable guy. He's like clearly like fucking sociopathically like, oh, yeah, I'm enjoying myself. I'm fucking all these hot women. Yeah. But he's having a good time. It's that he's crazy. I understand. So he can't enjoy it.

He wants to go beat up a disabled person. I understand like if Bruce Wayne wasn't bat. man, the idea of being Bruce Wayne sounds awesome. But I just think like, since we know who this person is, we're like, oh, I don't want to be. It's pretty much everybody just wants to get the bat suit and then beat people up. Like, that's the real fantasy. But I think there's more people that want to be Tony Stark than they want to be Iron Man actually. Uh, yeah, 100%. 100%. 100% always. It's always the people, people don't want to live the more mundane part of the life, obviously. It's different. Typically. But Tony is different as Tony gets to like, he lives up, because it isn't really a divide

between him and Ironman, the same way there's the vibe between him and Batman. Of course, yeah. Like, it's just more of like, that Iron Man shit seems really dangerous, even though obviously the Batman shit's dangerous, but it's just like being Tony Stark,

basically being RDJ, right? That's the real thing. The RD, because Tony Stark before RDJ, no one really cared about him. Like, it was just like, oh, he's just there.

He's a thing. He has sometimes a bushy mustache or something, whatever. He's like a little cameo in the Spider-Man cartoon that no one remembers. Yeah, he's just like, hey,

I remember War Machine more than Iron Man's cameo. I don't remember War Machine at all. Yeah? You don't remember his cameo? In Spider-Man? And like the coolest part of the show. Yeah, War Machine just came on and he was like, damn.

Hey, yo, it's me. What's more than, what's going on, brother? What's going on, brother? You don't remember that? No. And Spider-Man being from Queens is like, yeah, I get this. I know what you're talking about. Yeah.

I'm aware. You don't have it. You don't remember the timeout. You don't remember the... He's like, timeout. Stop being stupid for a second. You don't remember the coolest. moment? Well, no, they're both in that moment.

The coolest moment, from what? From the Spider-Man show when Carnage shows up and they have to fight Carnage shows up and they have to fight Carnage, just Iron Man with a non-muchicall and War Machine. You don't remember that? Well, Tim, you know what's funny? I was so focused on Spider-Man as an individual hero that whenever anybody else showed up, it felt like a knockoff version of the cartoon that I was watching. Like, it didn't feel where I was like, who are these fake heroes being in this cartoon?

I feel like Spider-Man only succeeds really well. Well, not only seems really well. I think he's at his best. when he is around other heroes. That's my person. I don't agree, really. That's my personal opinion. I think he works well in the movies by himself,

but I think what makes Spider-Man so awesome is the fact that he was a kid seeing other people be a hero. And he's like, I want to do that. I want to be a hero the best way I possibly can. And then he grows into being a hero that they're like, oh, I respect this guy. My heart goes out to you. Yeah.

That's crazy. My heart goes out to you. This is how I point with, I don't use singers. I do this. You know, but I also have the unfiltered, swag of a black person built into me.

So I wouldn't, I wouldn't salute someone like that. What was that review? It was like a polygon review of Miles Morales, Spider-Man, That's great. That's great. I love that. God bless it. I think that wasn't insidious at all.

Well, it's not, it's just tone deaf. Yeah. Yeah. It's not insidious, but it's like, why would you even think to say that? Like, stop. No one did, no one like review that and be like, uh, you know when they say like, oh, you're, you're, man, you speak so well. Like, it's like, what do you, what do you say?

You don't even sound black. Yeah. Like that shit like that. You're like, oh, okay. It's like, how could, how could I take that as something good? Should I be dancing? Should I be audibly dancing in the background? Should I be just being like, damn?

Shit. You're like, be beatboxing over the phone to you? Did you, man? I said something funny and you laughed but didn't run to the other side of the room. Are you sure? You didn't try to escape me when you laughed. It's not intriguing. Yeah, it's like I was, I went to the doctors today this morning.

and, you know, it's just all Armenians, right? And all the patients are Armenian. Yeah. And, like, there was like a... They don't understand non-Armenian biology. They're like, what's happening? But, like, even... Was it a smell of cologne by burning your nose?

Was it a... Your brain's in your skull? Weird. Armenians have our brains and our feet. That's interesting. In their feet. That sounds so terrible. I don't mean that.

It was, like, so... I almost thought, dude, there was a moment where I was like, I'm going to leave. Like, I thought, because it just felt so, I'm like, I clearly don't belong here where everybody is like you know speaking Armenian and older generation and like when I walked in

one of the people at the desk looked kind of confused and I was like oh God I was like and then I'm speaking I'm caught up in the game my attention is on every play and every whistle but what I'm missing is a signal coming from my kidneys that signal isn't like a refs whistle

it's more of a silent SOS which could be warning me of an increase risk for events like heart attack or stroke. And a way I can catch that signal? A simple urine test called UACR. If you have type 2 diabetes or high blood pressure, talk to your doctor about the UACR test. Detect the SOS. Visit Detect thesos.com to learn more. In a world of endless notifications, there could be an important one you're missing. Your kidneys may be signaling an SOS. With high blood pressure or type 2 diabetes, your kidneys could be warning you of early signs of damage, which may put you at higher risk for events like heart attack or stroke,

but there's a simple test that can help spot a hidden signal. Ask your doctor about a urine test called UACR to help detect kidney disease and heart risk early. To learn more, visit detect thesos.com today. English like this, and then I had to repeat myself a couple of times and I'm like, oh, they're so used to just speak in Armenian and all fucking day, they're like, what? And I was like, this is crazy. Luckily, the nurse practitioner was like totally chill. but everything else was like, oh, man, I think they're going to just be like, yeah, you sure you don't want to go to like Popeyes or something?

I think that might, you know, they might help you. Better for you. Like, it just felt, I was like, oh, I'm in the wrong place, bro. Get some Hawaiian punching a spicy chicken. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I would still like that, but, you know,

I still need to get helped. He says, can I get both, please? I just, oh, man. Well, back to the, the fantastic reality we live in. Yeah, yeah, so Elon did a Nazi salute on stage. I think it's pretty undebatable. I think it's really fucking hilarious that anybody's trying to argue. Like, there's argue.

You can, I think you can make certain arguments, because I do think he's a fucking idiot. I do think he's a socially inept fucking moron. Sure. Who could, I could believe, so two things can be true, right?

I think that he definitely believes a lot of, like, Nazi adjacent shit to the point where it's arguably, like, whether he does the salute or not, really makes no difference to me as to how much I think. or what I perceive him to believe, right? Sure. I could believe that he's autistic enough

to think that he's throwing his hat art to the audience. But to me, it doesn't matter if you, like if you shit your pants by accident, right? And you're like, I didn't shit my, I'm just autistic. You still shut your pants.

You still shat your pants. And all of the videos, all of the photos of other political figures doing like that, it's never the video clips that they share because the video clips give it away it's not just this everybody's done this it's the fucking hand of the heart and then the fucking extend

and then the straight fingers none of those other people in those like comparison pictures where it's like Kamala or any of these people none of them do that every single one right are not doing that and what is so silly to me and how much this doesn't matter to these retards

is that lives of TikTok Chaya Rat Bitch whatever her name is she actually shared a video of AOC Quote tweeted it and AOC doesn't do hand,

heart out extended She's doing this And she does a little gesture like this You get that? He did it. I proudly did it I'm good She's just so

And I'm like I'm the anti-Semite one Huh guys He's in there He's out here Standing on business Can I say something? I at least weasel

No I'm still a few points below you. You've racked of way too many points over the past like year to. I'm not saluting. Yeah, people in the audience think you're genuinely anti-Sabetic, which I also think. Well, yeah, I mean, there's way too many. There's way. I'm black from New York.

There's not in there. Somebody. Someone hasn't put the clips together, but once it is, well. What if it's genuinely like 17 hours of me being anti-Semitic? I'd be like, I'd be like, I missed a lot of that. That's a less than I thought. I would have guessed maybe 20. 12?

12? Yeah, 17's too much for 12 for sure. I think it's like, yeah, yeah, eight. I think January for there's at least one whole hour me of the end of the internet.

Oh yeah, that easy. At least like for real generally. Easy. Like cut up one hour. But then like four plus years, absolutely. But then there's like way more of me, you know,

being homophobic. So go for that. There's that too. Listen. So yeah, I don't know, man. To me it's like it's undebatably a Nazi salute.

Like I don't even know how you would even. I saw people that were not even fans of Elon trying to, even like John Stewart gave him the benefit of that out. And I thought that was kind of, I'm seeing so many people in John Stewart, I was a little bit surprised because I feel like he must be informed with some of the things his activity, Elon Musk's activity on Twitter.

Sure. Like, like, simping for fucking White Suprems talking points. Like, ooh, concerning about that replacement theory. Like, deeply concerning. And bringing back Andrew England, who runs the Daily Storm Room. Yeah. It's pretty clear. Right. Supporting the far right fucking party in Germany, like openly.

What are they? The AGL, AGI, whatever the fuck they are. Like, I'm just like, oh, there's many things to support that like, it wouldn't be a stretch for him to do that. But I think the biggest thing is if none of that stuff existed, if none of it existed, I think we would all just trump it up to, oh, he's just to try hard. He's just edgy. Because he's that. He's obviously edgy. like, because I imagine it being like this. I always tell people, try to step in the shoes of Elon Musk in a way that you're stupid.

You have unlimited power and resources. Yeah. And you like doing edgy shit like you're on fucking 4chan. You have the greatest moment to do one of the most upsetting things and know that you can get away with it. How many people would do that? They would do the same fucking thing. Like, look, I'm going to do the worst thing I can think of.

I would say the N-word. Right. Oh, yeah, of course. And he'll still get away with it. And so I'm thinking he, how could you not? And then for people who were sweeping from saying, oh, it's the, he was just doing the Roman slu, not the nice little. I'm like, well, first of all, it's the same thing. It's derived from it, obviously.

They were making excuses when Elon Musk, they were making excuses for him that Elon must didn't make excuses for. Yeah. And I also thought it was funny that the ADL made excuses for him. Bro. That made me laugh so hard because I'm like, bro, you, I remember, history. is so funny because it's just like there's this big pretend blanket over everything and it's like oh they won't remember

they don't remember this thing that happened like less than 10 years ago bro they were all over Pepe the Frog like that was a hate like a genuine symbol of like unmistakable white supremacy yeah like I remember it like it was a whole like thing with Hillary Clinton and they're just like Pepe is actually like a symbol of white supremacy actually everything

you can think of the the okay hand gesture that four can milk started that milk was a thing they jump on everything and then miraculously, the guy that literally does the gesture. And the people that try to act like he somehow did it, like, because you say my heart goes out to you. So people were saying, somebody that I know that I'm friends with was like, yeah, I think he was just, he was, my heart goes out. He said it.

And I'm like, my guy. Even if like, watch the clip and listen. He goes, um, twice. And then turns around and does it. But I'm like, do you know anybody that's trying to be wholesome? And they're like, mm. like my heart goes out to you I'm like oh yeah yeah

yeah that tracks I'm trying and also you my heart like you're a fucking dolphin you're just like my heart goes out to you yeah a single extension of the finger would have

it like honestly even with that I would have been like literally Trump has done this Trump has done like and then points and you know he's like oh yeah he's like Trump has done shit like that

yeah it's normal to be like yeah props yeah you it goes out to you it's such he's pointing to the people that are floating with a guy in the nosebleed.

You know, the guy that's way up there. Like, my heart goes out to you specifically. Like, come on, guys. It's such a clear, like, piss on my head and tell me it's raining type thing. Just admit it. It's fun. Like, if you want to admit, if you want, like, I don't understand why some of the people, like, they'll espouse all of these things. And then just like, when they're called what the thing is, they'll be like, no, don't call me that.

It's like, what do you, are you? Are you not? I don't get it. Yeah. What are you doing? Like, it's crazy. I just like, why can't people you agree with suck? Like, why can't they just be like, oh, yeah, you know what?

I agree that guy's talking about fuck him. I want nothing to do with them. Like, why can't that be a thing too? Like, say, you know, the people that like, like, simp for Elon or Trump or anything that are like, you know what? I agree with a lot of the policies and stuff, but this guy's a terrible fucking person. I wish this person didn't represent my value. That's how I would feel. It's like, why is this fucking.

That's like, that's our, that's our, destiny of our political standing. Yeah. Like, we're like, oh, yeah. These believe the politicians fucking suck But unfortunately they're better at maintaining people's rights than these guys Yeah, barely apparently Yeah, barely Can you even say bare minimum shit?

Yeah Yeah, it's like that I was thinking about a bread tube and like the biggest streamers They are The representation of the left is hilarious It is horrible I was thinking about it I was like you know it's fucked up when Hassan is the best representation of the larger streamers. When you think about Vosch and Destiny and all that shit,

and I'm like, oh my God, the bar is, the bar is. Well, I mean. But you know what I mean? Because like, okay. Speaking of Destiny, but think about, okay, what happened with Vash? He's still streaming because people, you know, they're just, they're like doing the Elon thing. Oh, even though we clearly saw the lolly and shit, like, and the horse cock, the, the, the, the bestiality porn. I'm going to pretend like it wasn't that or something.

And I still like Vosch. They're doing the same thing, right? It wasn't the Nazi salute. And then here comes Destiny, which he's had so much shit. He's been involved in so much shit for the longest time. But now finally, finally somebody unearths all the fucking deviant shit he was doing behind the scenes.

Well, all the people who hate him are all so stupid. That's kind of the problem that Destiny's had is that like everybody who, like there was that Mr. Girl dude who was like a psycho. And then a bunch of other people who are just like, they're not qualified to really do it or they have no place to they have no real place to speak. That's true.

But now, yeah, apparently, like, I don't know, he recorded people while he was having sex with him and, like, shared it. Yeah, he was sharing. Which is interesting behavior. Which is classified as revenge porn, even though it's not malicious. It's a crazy fucking thing to do. It's, I don't understand. It's absolutely crazy. Like, I've, you know, I've done a lot of, like, videos and bullshit with, like, partners over the years and shit.

And I've never one time showed my homies because. That's so crazy. It's just not like, first of all, I'm not fucking like 16 to where I feel like post high school was the only time that would even be remotely like impressive to show. Like, hey, look what I did. You know, we're like kids. We're like, cool, man. Look at them fucking rod dog that bitch. Hope you get pregnant.

Dude, even then. Even then I remember like news going around and like people like sharing them and being like, why are people? Like that's one thing that I've never really understood. I don't know why people do that. definitely never showed any girl I was dating news, but we definitely all had nudes or we all sent each other to basketball team, 100%. Oh, the basketball team? Yeah.

We would do that 100%. I mean, I never did that. There was even, I wouldn't, I would never do it. Like, I would never do it to girls I was dating or I was talking to. Or if I got nudes from a girl,

like I would never be the one ever like, I got this nude. I'm going to ship it out. It'd be like, oh, in the group chat, like, it's there. It's some, look, I think, like, things like that exist. Not that that's even right. Like, I'm still going to clarify that is not right.

You don't need a clarification. That is not right. I don't think you believe that. I can't believe it now. When I was younger, this is just nudes. When I was younger, I was like a dumb kid. I definitely like I would like say, I never participated, but if something was easily accessible, I looked because I want to, I'm like, oh, I'm curious now.

Like, oh, so and so like say a YouTuber is nude or something drops. I'm like, oh, really? That's crazy. And I'm like, see it? And I'm like, damn, that's crazy. Pour them and then it's over. You know, it's kind of like, what's the, what was the thing called? the fapening. Same same principle.

People released all that shit and then it's like, oh man, that's crazy. Look at it. It sucks for them and then that's it's it's like a thing, curiosity and then immediately out of my psyche but it's more of like curiosity because you're like it's just there. I'm like I'm like yeah it's it's just weird to

to record and then share it. But you understand the concept of like why like say I understand it conceptually. I just like I'm just saying like I've my entire life I've just never really it always felt weird to me the people like I would get like I remember I got like

I remember I got a text like in like 9th no no not 9th grade that's too maybe 10th or 11th grade I'm just like look at this look I just got this from this girl I'm like why are you sending this to me I'm trying to impress you I just why I don't care just try to impress you and to me I'm just like

I don't know back then I'm more like I don't need to see that shit like say especially like say well to me I was thinking of like, dude, if I do this, if I do this, or if I share it with like some girl and then she's showing all of her fucking friends or whatever, I'm like, I'd be fucking annoyed. I wouldn't give a fuck. You know, but my, my, my dick pit got leaked in school. So I was like, oh, I was, I was already stoned. Yeah, I would like, well. So put this way, I'd rather not, obviously, like say default position. I think anyone would rather not have their news leaked unless they're into that shit.

So I'd say default, most people would not want that. However, if say that did happen, I've never taken now say if secretly, say if somebody was secretly taking shit stuff of me, I would be furious because I don't know how I look in this shit. That's one of the big things because I don't know how compromised I look. If I'm taking something myself... You've got to directed.

You got to be like, you're like Wes Anderson behind the fucking the camera be like the yellow fucking aesthetic in the background. Get the horizon perfectly in center. 100%. That's the so if I ever been secretly recorded like that does terrify

me where I'm like, oh my God, that could I could look horrible. No, guys, you haven't seen the final edit. Yeah, yeah. It's not fair. Like it's so far away that my dick looks really small. I got a touch up my day. It's like when the Wolverine game leaked. Oh my God. It's like you're not supposed to see it in this way. Yeah, this is the fucking pre-alpha dude.

Pre-Alpha dude. That's crazy. But yeah, so I mean, we're talking about this because Destiny, obviously, he's getting apparently sued by somebody who, who um one of them uh one of yeah they so there's two things happening here there's one person who uh they were they did a video and i guess destiny shared it with uh third parties that that was not consented to and so i think she's taking him to court i'm caught up in the game my attention is on every play and every whistle but what i'm missing is a signal coming from my kidneys that signal

isn't like a ref's whistle it's more of a silent sOS which could be warning me of an increased risk for events like heart attack or stroke. And a way I can catch that signal? A simple urine test called UACR. If you have type 2 diabetes or high blood pressure, talk to your doctor about the UACR test. Detect the SOS. Visit detect thesOS.com to learn more.

And then the other thing is that I saw another allegation that I don't think is being litigated, but it was another woman who said like she wasn't even aware that she was being recorded. Yeah, that's crazy. So those are the two things that are happening right now. Which to be is just, I don't know That's extra

You don't do that To me, what's so wild And what's so, I guess Disappointing with like all these people in It well, with Destiny specifically Because Destiny was like, you know,

He's a part of the bread tube But to me, I sniffed him, I snuffed like a million years ago. I was like, This guy's a piece of shit. Like, it was so obvious

That it wasn't surprising when Oh, every girl in his orbit he fucked. And to me it's like, if you're, if you actually care about like say like if you're an egalitarian if he care about like say women's rights or like you don't fucking do shit like that you don't i'm every girl that i'm going to partner with

and and fucking employ there needs to be some type of like like oh i'm a boss and what are you gonna offer me for you for you to leach off yeah edit for me yeah it's fucking crazy that shit where i'm like bro that's never that doesn't even cross my mind for me it's it has to be totally organic yeah if we if a connection is built it is just oh well we spend a lot of with each other and it turns out like what's up but it's so clearly not that or even people because uh some guy i've i searched up destiny um allegations and some guy named mr sunday mr sunday made a video he was the one that explained everything very silky the world's so stupid it's sunday every time i hear a new person's name i want to kill myself it makes me think

that like this podcast like most people can't listen to this because I'm explaining this and I'm like, what the fucking talking? Destiny. Sunday. That's a game. That's some asshole name. Yeah, it's fucking like you have to know YouTube.

Do you think people of bungee are always disappointed whenever they see destiny trending? Yes. And they click on it and it's like, oh, what do what people are saying about our game? Especially recently. Yeah. Apparently there's multiple videos that so all that shit, some whoever he sent all that stuff to leaked it all. And so there's the videos of some of the girls. doing some stuff,

Destiny beating off a bunch and shit. Yeah, shitting in a cup. I made that up. Oh, really? Oh, really? Should I not clarify that? Yeah, I would never guess he made that one up.

Is it, is it that crazy? I don't know. Compared to everything. What's so crazy about that? I'm so withdrawn from stuff like that in general, like that. I was like, I whatever, dude.

Like, I don't know. I've been really good at curating my feeds whether they haven't you're on Twitter all the time well yeah I'm curating my feed though yeah but like you're tweeting this you see the same shit you see horrible shit no I dude I click not interested a lot

on Twitter it doesn't work for me and then I keep I need up on the four you and I'm like no and I yeah the four years dude every day I'm about to say twice two them like some some fucking wild take about comics or something I love about Star Wars or just some insane fucking it's a straight up racist take and I'm like

yeah yeah it's not worth it and it's like it's not worth it. I just don't, I don't log on. I probably spend like 10 minutes on Twitter now. I do use Twitter still, but I get I, I'm very much surrounded by a lot of good things. Yeah. I mean, that's all it is my Instagram's like that. My Instagram is curated well. And it's like it's like, it tries to do the Instagram tries to shove like slut stuff. Oh hard. It's all hard core gooner stuff all the time. And I'm always like, oh, I, that's actually not what I want like say I show Jojo something. I'm clicking all of it. I feel like it's pipeline shit.

It is. It's real. I show Jojo. I showed her and I was like, yo, look at this bullshit. She's like, click on it.

I was like, no, it's gonna ruin. As soon as you click on it, it's over. Yeah. It's hardcore goonery, right?

It makes you, it gives a gunnery. It makes a niggas weird. It makes niggas entitled to girls. Girls are like, oh, you're fucking strange. Then like,

what do I do? How do I get girls? Fucking the fucking red tube pipeline shit. And then bam, conservative. The red, the red pipe. Red tube pipeline.

You said red tube pipeline. You know, Let's go. Shout out the Red Tube, though. Shout out the Red Tube. I mean, it's the same thing, I guess. But then it ends up like, oh, what do I do? Then it just makes fucking, fucking, fucking Fresh and Fit niggas. Oh my God. Wait, what's the matter of? I just can't, dude. Myron's insane. That dude, say, yeah, Myron's literally a, the shit he puts on Twitter.

Myron's, I'm not even joking. If Myron, if Myron got set on fire today, I'd have a party tomorrow. There's a handful of people where like There are a handful of and I won't announce it here You'll find out when it happens But there's a handful of people where like when they're when they're like dead and buried We're having a celebration stream Yeah And it's unequivocally going to be that

He's one of them though I don't mind I don't mind saying that Because who cares It's fake hairline and everything It's so fucking embarrassing dude He's such a terrible person Yeah but whatever I hope I It just it pays me

Speaking of fucking, speaking of degenerate ass niggas, fucking filthy scumwood ass niggas, that dumbass, coonified fucking dude giving I have a dream speech during a fucking Trump's inauguration. I didn't. I wish, dude, I, oh, that, that Maga pastor? I didn't even see that. I wish, you know, it. Did you watch the inauguration? I watched, like, maybe like 15 minutes of it.

And I was like, I can't watch it at all. I caught highlights. Yeah, I figured like, I don't know, whatever. Well, to be fair, I've never watched an inauguration in my life. I watched a few of them. Why? I watched Barack Obama's because my grandma and out were there. But they weren't like in there, but they were there.

Yeah. And then I watched his second one. I watched Biden's. I was absolutely playing video games. It's just like bullshit rhetoric. That's the thing that always boys. Yeah, 100%. So like, we're gonna fix everything.

It's like, all right. Yeah, okay. I saw the village people fucking performing and Trump doing his jackoff thing. That is so funny. Snoop dog, Snoop dog, fucking performed. Nelly. I was like, Nelly. I was like, dude, these fucking traitors.

bro, especially Snoop Dogg. I was like, what are you doing? Snoop Dog was very... Snoomdog has a music video where a fake Trump gets shot. Yeah. And now he's like, yeah, Trump. You know, I'm like, fuck all that. That to me is just like, they're getting their bag.

Or they're getting their bag. Or... He had a whole last song for Nipsey Hustle. He's trying not to get killed. No, well, I think... My honest instinct is that a lot of these people are trying to get their names off of certain lists. Specifically, maybe an Epstein list. Maybe a diddy list.

I, I, my, my gut tells me that that's kind of not zero percent of what, that's probably like 40 to 50 percent of what there is a, it is not implausible. It is, well, it is, I would say it's implausible. Because he's on that list. You know what I mean? Like, Trump is on that list. So clearly, if they're going to put that out, it helps for them to be like, hey, ha ha, hey, we're buds now, right? Gregor was there, fucking Pauls were there. Theo Vaughan was the, fuck Theo Vaughan, like straight up.

Like, fuck him. Well, Theo Vaughan has no, I don't even think Theovon's thought about anything. Ever really. But he's just like he's such a useful idiot. It pisses me off so much. Because like I think was I said. Was Rogan there? I said no.

Even though he should be there. He literally should have been front and centered getting it getting butt fucked by fucking Jamie Fanch or something. Like he should have been like or like fucking being a baron's chair or something. That's crazy. That's crazy. Bad vibes, bro. Barron gives me bad vibes.

He looks like a Skyrim giant. He does. The thing you put on him being a giant walk in. It's so funny. Someone edited him, like he's, he's like 20 feet tall. He's literally like a Skyrim Giant actually.

He's walking behind Trump and like Trump's at his dick. It's so funny. At least there was that video of him looking visibly upset just being next to Elon. Because Elon's, you know, being a fucking child like he always is. And Barron's just kind of like, dude, there's that shot of him going like, Elon where he's.

Yeah. there is that. He's zonked out of his fucking mind. He was on Yale for sure. Did you see George Bush? George Bush? I didn't. I didn't see George Bush. He fucking, he was on it. Dude, he was at one, there's a shot of him, and he has this, he's just happy. He's just like looking up and he looks so like, everybody was doing like when the, he sees that. And he's like, when something hits. Yeah. And he was just so like, it. It was like, you, like, you got to,

he just got there. He was waiting for something to kick in. He was miserable. I thought everybody in that inauguration, every, Everybody thinks he did 9-11. And he's just smiling. He's just there. It's so fucking, it's, this shit is so fucking, oh, they hate, props to Michelle Obama for being like one of the only people that's like, fuck that digger, I'm not going. Because, you know, everybody that swears they hate this. Oh, this guy's going to ruin the country and all this shit.

And they all just show up. They're all, even after. I mean, we were going to go. Well, we were going to go for not to be like, oh, this is. We're going to go to cause trouble. It wasn't out of respect. You know, you probably would have got attacked, but it's fine. You would have went there looking for trouble.

Something would have happened for sure. I don't know, man. I would have, I would have said some dumb shit. Yeah, it's hard to in person not say anything for me when I just hear someone visibly saying the dumbest shit where I'm like, I have to, I have to antagonize you. I'm not going to attack you, but I have to like make you so angry that maybe you do want to attack me. Yeah. Because that's just, that's good content. That would have been, that would have been.

That's Cail's mantra, man. Oh, man. What a fucking, I can't. I, I just don't know what how to, I don't know what to do at this point other than to just really stop paying attention to most things. Like the, the Nazi thing was kind of the crescendo. It was really the, oh, well, there's nothing that can be done to, to, like, the regular. But grifters, you know they're going to griffers are going to griff. Don't pay attention to them, but regular people.

So like one of my friends who was even kind of convinced that, oh, it couldn't mean that. And I'm like, what do you? There's nothing you can do. The thing about me is that, the thing about me prior to all this bullshit. Totally washed. Prior to all this bullshit, I could have been like, oh, yeah. Like, that's a mistake. That's what my brain goes.

I'm like, no one's going to fucking Nazi salute in America. The people that are famous for destroying it. No one's going to, no one at that thing is going to not salute this, right? If we lived in a world where Elon wasn't the fucking trifling retard he is, if we didn't have a literal fucking sexual predator as president. Like I would have been like, oh, that can't be real. Like it's like the white friend that doesn't bully race them is as bad as it is, you know? It's like that kind of.

It's like, what do you mean? It's over. It's over. This guy. He's like, what do you mean? All lives matter. What the fuck? Why would that not be a problem?

And it's like. Even little Wayne was like that. Weezy was there. He said, no, no. I'm just saying no. I was saying, wizi said, racism has been defeated at one point. Oh, yeah.

And I was like, oh, he's, he's living in such a, like, bubble now to where, like, he doesn't know about anything anymore. Of course. Because, you know, he grew up getting his ass whipped by, like, you know, everybody. Translutions, you know, like, so it's like, yeah, but then you, you grow up in a certain way. Now you're protected. You're in a bubble and you kind of forget the whole inside.

I want to be like that. I want to somehow get into where I don't see any of that shit. I want to be, like, a low information voter. Like how there's people online saying, I didn't know Trump was racist or I didn't know that he was going to deport like Mexican. Which is already. He's going to deport Cubans too. It's hilarious. I just don't.

Oh, then he stripped the, he's trying to, he's trying to get rid of what is it called? Like it was like a connect to the 14th Amendment where it's like if you're born here, you're a citizen. Yeah. I forgot what it's called. It's not DACA. What really bothers me about that. It really annoys me is that it's like DACA. technically one of those and I feel really unnerved.

What are you talking about? Because my father's not from here. Father's not from the States. My father's very much so an illegal immigrant at that time, especially too. I know I do. Yeah. I'm Puerto Rican. I'm fine.

So I'm half American. Yeah. I don't know, man. It's insane. Oh, one thing we didn't mention about that Nazi shit real quick. Sure. Is the amount of people that, like, I want, I need to watch some autistic content right now. because the amount of people that were scapegoating autism

like autism is responsible for him doing that thing and I was like what do you autistic people feel like like wait a minute you're saying that I am capable I'm so retarded and autistic or something I guess autistic people really suck like they're so they're so shitty that they just have autism they don't even know

what a fucking seagile is apparently these people don't know anyone that is actually autism they would know I'm not saying they're not I'm saying they would be obsessive about it The thing about this is that The thing about it is that like you can You can be autistic right

What does it mean you're fucking idiot That's the thing I think these people don't understand What autism is at all They don't understand what that shit is even remotely Like it's like the good doctor essentially How he's like he's like a fucking racist or something Yeah Like oh he's so autistic that he can't tell that all like

All Arabs are terrorists essentially or something I'm like that's not autism that's just fucking racism no he'd be like oh that's that's interesting and he'd go and he'd fucking write a sonic O.C video like it wouldn't be like oh I'm gonna fucking I'm gonna be racist

right now it's fucking wild like I've met many of us I'm sure have met many autistic people at this point all of them racist you got me there you cut me off and that's exactly what I was gonna say I know somebody whose brother was an autistic

Nazi furry well yeah yeah It's funny that there's so much connection there. There's a lot of Nazi furries. Why? I don't know. Why? I think it's,

you make up your persona too. So you were like, I'm going to make this one. Wait. Why is there a connection to that? Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Let me take a step back. Why am I surprised when I know there's a lot of Nazis and Futanaris or is a thing too?

Listen. Like I don't like so. It is my understanding that most people. Why am I surprised? It is my understanding that most people are hypocrites. Yes. If any, if not.

Most people, 100% Pretty much all. So, like, the degree. Everyone is hypocritical. Everyone is hypocritical to a degree. Everybody, everybody is going to, well, I would say, like, everybody's going to have, everybody's going to change opinions that make them seem like a hypocrite, I would say.

So, yeah, it's hypocrite. That's, you know, I would say that most people believe things that are probably contradictory to themselves. Kind of like a, at least. Yeah, I think most people do it. It's just a matter of, like, the degree. Yeah. Right?

It's like, it's a spectrum. Sure. I'm sure there's something, somebody could probably, find something about me being contradictory. I can't think of anything off the top of my head obviously because somebody else has to point it out to you. It would probably be relatively minor in comparison to these types of things where you're a Nazi furry degenerate gay person

who like in Nazi Germany would have been rounded up and thrown. They like the aesthetic. It's not any, I know I don't have anything insane. I'm pretty self-aware of that. There's something about me that's clearly like fucking off. Somebody can like find him and be like, oh, you once said this, but you did this. I'm like, oh shit, I guess.

But I think at the same time there's a degree of irony, right? I think about it in the same way that like, you know, I think, you know, like the homeless situation, right? Whereas it's like, I would like everybody to be housed. That would be ideal. Yeah. If somebody were like, hey, you want to open up your door to like a random homeless person? I probably at least like to know a little bit.

But that's not even... But that's not even... But that's not even the same... That's not even worth following into that adventure of it, though. Well, I'm just saying, like, you could make a... You know what I'm saying? Like there's a case of me. Even if it's like a really razor thin one,

like that exists. Yeah, you're not, you're not asked to house somebody yourself. Right, exactly. But because, but like,

like how much do you really care? I get what you mean because everybody, everybody has. Do you really care? We have iPhones. That's a big one. That's actually, that's a great.

That's a great like, you nailed it. You nailed it. You nailed it. It's like, I would fuck those kids die, but also like, I don't want them to die.

But like, this camera, that camera, child slaves. Bill both of them I mean hey man That's how well yeah No that's the biggest one

I remember when Trump said Even though he was lying his ass off He was like oh I take advantage of the systems The broken system Right yeah I would stop once it's dismantled Once the once the shady shit That I'm allowed to take care

Take advantage of If it was abolished then I would stop using it as well That's not true However I do feel that way about Like the all the coalvol What is it called? Coble Coble?

Yeah The stuff, you know, all the shit that Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The kids that are mining shit, like, I would, if they, I would be completely happy. Only they can fit in those minds. Yeah. If they made the minds bigger, put adults there. What's going to happen?

That is a crazy justification. The minds are too small for adults. What's going to happen to the kids once, like, AI, once robots, like, take their jobs? Oh, kids have no future. Yeah, like, what are they going to do? Because, like, those kids... The birth rates are you declining crazy. Like, what, it's just the fucking.

The abyss is close, man. We need that. The darkness is encroaching, and I feel like it's hilarious. I think we need that, though. We don't need more people. Like, the system wants more people so you can leach off of more people. But I think that, like, at a certain point, it's like, we should just worry about fixing shit and not having so many people. You see that fucking snowstorm in Florida?

On the beach. Does that really happen? Yeah. So South Florida. What are you thinking? Well, I don't know if it's South Florida. Maybe it's not South Florida. But, like, anywhere in Florida is pretty fucking.

It is pretty wild. It is insane to get snow. That is actually... I also saw that it was snowing in parts that... Parts of the South that normally don't snow either. Like somebody that lives in Alabama, they were like, holy shit, it literally never snows over here. Yeah.

And I'm like, cool. Everything's fucked. It's cool. And then they're always... It's fine. Oh, gee, you said global warming. Yeah. Remember that guy?

I love that guy who, like, went into... Like, this is many years ago now. It was like maybe decades ago. I'm sure, like, a lot of people listening either are too young to remember. But, like, he was... brought in like a snowball into congress do you remember this i don't you run a snowball like tell me if global warming's real how is this snowball that's real that's a real like authentic this is before a i like 2008 or something those those are the moments where it's like

there should be like a like a vote like in a group of people when someone does something that stupid is like right we have to vote everybody's like vote and everybody's hand up and then someone goes up to him and just rips him and a half the thing to me just rips it like a phone book I think to me is just like, why? I think we were doing. Has it always been so all or nothing? No. Because I feel like it's a relatively modern invention.

Like this all or nothing thing that's as ubiquitous as it is. Oh, no, yes. Yes, there's always been all or nothing. You think so? As much as it is now. The dark age, bro, what the fuck? What the fuck you're talking about dark age? The fact that people were like, God will be mad if we progress further.

Brother, it's been around. I'm not talking about recent history. I'm not saying the dark age is. always been around like people have always been like I understand it's always been around I'm asking the severity of it I think

like the whole like global warming is not real it's a hoax versus oh it's manmade versus you know the climate just naturally shifts you know what I mean

why is it not why is it not just hey the earth is getting warmer and obviously industrialization plays a role in that And at least accelerating it dramatically to the point where it's like more than it would without it. The problem is that is that not I don't understand what happened.

I would feel like the all or nothing, right? The all or nothing people, there's the grifters that are setting the president of all or nothing. And then their retarded constituents are just parroting that shit. Yeah. I don't think they actually, the parrots, they have no real. What almost frightens me is that these people don't actually have real thoughts. Like there's no critical thing. It is they adopt thoughts and then they just fucking regurgitate them.

Because I'm like, you wouldn't, you, they're like foster parents for other people's thoughts. Because you can't, you can't fucking, right? Like, you can't, you can't come to the conclusion by having critical thought that like it's just all or nothing. You can't come to that thought on your own. It has to be implanted in your fucking brain. What happens is the fires in L.A. are all because of only mismanagement. That's it. So what happens is I think there's no San Ana wins that were fucking going.

Crazy like hurricanes. Like, why isn't it both? It's what happens that there is a, I think for a long time, we had this very big cultural push where there wasn't really other people's, like there was a more of an isolationist mentality that recently changed with the invention of internet television where people have just been getting fed, just sheer idiocy, you know? People have always been stupid. I've never, I've never really thought people were like truly smart. Yeah. People have always been really stupid. Absolutely.

What happens now is that stupid people. are easier to grab than before. Because the happen is they'd be like, there'd be like... There's more access to... They'd be like a city of like 3,000 fucking retards, right? But they'd be too stupid to take action so one decently intelligent person would lead it.

And it was manipulate the fuck out all the idiots, right? Yeah, yeah. But what happens now is that you can corral all the idiots from one place. It's way easier. So get you on, get your point across. One fucking grifter with millions of subscribers reach in all over the world.

and there's people there are now European countries that are desperately trying to become like the United States And that is fucking crazy Like thousands of years of struggle Like the European history has Of like they've gone through so much shit

And my excuse was Well the United States is still a young country They haven't experienced all the deep shit that they have We're not gonna learn They don't read so they're not gonna learn about European Yeah we're getting there We're getting there But to me it's weird seeing

the um like say European countries now oh things are getting slightly worse so let's vote for people on the right let's vote for the oligarchs now let's vote like they're trying to do that shit too

and I'm like that's the problem nuts that is not isolated that is because of uh people American fucking politicians and pundits being more popular than the people over in Europe yeah really crazy do people in the UK talking about Trump and it's like bro what the fuck

that's what I'm saying You're talking about. Bro, you're just so far removed from that. That's what they got a Boris Johnson in. Exactly. And then fucking Nizal Fraz was like acting like fucking those assholes too. And then they ruined everything with Brexit for a while. And that's what they're saying. It's so funny.

It's like this is like, we, this place is so, on the scale of countries were so new. And then not to mention, we are a spawn of another place. We are like, we're there spawn.

So we should have the ability to be able to look back. Well, that's most... That's everywhere for a little bit. Yeah. But we, but for the oligarch, like, the ruling class problem, that is why we left. Like, quite literally, that's why we didn't, we left. Of course, yeah. So, like, for the fact that we want to repeat it again, it's insane.

I think... Also, we're way too fucking big. Like, we're way too big of a place for that. Like a... We don't even have Greenland yet. Yeah. A rebellion, like an American revolution. Wait for Greenland.

Like that would be fucking out of pocket. I think, yeah. It would be terrified. I don't know. There's part of me that's like, I look at all this stuff happening and it is, it is, I don't know. They're not on the same history as that? I've,

what is, what does it confuse me? I've lost the ability to be depressed about it. Yeah, maybe. I've lost the ability to be disappointed by it. Uh-huh. I'm at a point like where I think I'm like,

I'm actually kind of excited where I think things have to get so much, I think things have to get really bad. Yes. Before people are like, what the fuck? And I think this is going to accelerate a lot of that. Like, By a crazy.

No one's going to give up, like, dude, like the whole idea of like ice coming around and like to poor people, people aren't going to give up their fucking families. Like that's going to be a whole problem.

It's already started. Where I don't even think they're really, I don't think they're prepared for how poorly that's going to go. Yeah. I'm a little, I'm kind of skeptical about, I was watching.

I watched the first episode. It wasn't the first episode, but I started watching Castlevania Nocturn again and to prepare for the new season. and that Egyptian queen fucking bitch, you know, like when she, she, she says something that was so, like, reminded me, even though she's lived for, like, eternity, like, since the beginning, she was like, I forget how, like, stupid people are. She says something like that. I'm paraphrasing.

But, like, it never, even though she knows, it never ceases to amaze her. And I'm in that constant loop where even there is a part of me that I'm like, all right, things need to get infinitely worse, right? and then maybe they'll finally learn, but there's a part of them like, do you really think that they're going to learn? I think temporarily, yeah. I think momentary momentary moment. It will never be permanent.

It'll always be a cycle because people will forget or people will be born after and then they won't realize, they won't have lived through it. People, so they don't know. And so it'll always ebb and flow back into these situations.

But I think, I don't know, man. I think it's been systematic for a long time, man. I think the media literacy is on purpose. I think the client education is on purpose. I think the inability to get jobs. stuff like that. I think it's been just for,

we, four decades. It's been like systems in place to consistently like make people fucking dumb. We're going to hit a point. Even us, we're dumb. Yeah,

and we're not and we understand it better than the best. Well, that is the problem. That's what's crazy. We're nothing special. And there will be people that say, you guys are like intelligent. I always hate that.

We're so far from like that and it's upsetting that anyone would even remotely think that. And what makes it. sad is that people. You guys are such deep thinkers. Oh, yeah. I'm like, what the fuck? What are you fucking talk? I saw a Lauren Southern leaked messages. Oh, yeah. I'm talking about Destiny. Like, he's such a brilliant mind. And I'm like, what are you talking about?

That fucking guy? Like, it's like, it's like people are so fucking goddamn stupid that it's like Jordan Peterson. It's the same thing. They think he's such a brilliant and deep thinker when he's literally just word saluting. Clean your room. Everything. My, my, so Lily's dad. Lose that, unfortunately, like every 40, 50-plus-year-old man turns on TikTok and they're from a bygone era where being a man was being toxic. Unfortunately, that's what they think masculinity was.

Just slapping bitches. Being rude to women, women having a place that's designated. Look, man, sometimes. The idea of tongue women shut the fuck up and they're actually doing it is fucking probably exhilarating. But. Oh, my God. She listened. She listened up and she.

Ah! Certain levitators. But you're right But like Oh Oh Oh Oh

Oh Yeah Telling old men shut up And she was shutting up For real Must be crazy But it's But like

He's not He's actually a very good man But he was He was raised by a person Who was very much Of the machismo Right All right

He's mentality Yeah So he falls To like Yeah Speak English A toxic Masculin

My His cheese mode cheese mode baby so you go my cheese mode and you're just like turning orange and getting holes

and for a frame you look like SpongeBob but then you keep transforming out and you're just a fucking dude I saw you mentioned literacy

I saw somebody say so an email that somebody shared of like their boss sending them like some work email and it was I can't remember exactly what the context was

and it was said it was them giving instructions on how to do something it's it's really easy You just do this, do this, and then Walla. No, they didn't say W-A-L-A-H. No, it didn't.

I'm not fucking joking. I've never seen Walla written out. Because it's not voila. It's voila. It's fucking French. I've never seen that phrase written out. That's why I'm using, I've never seen that phrase written ever. I'm pretty sure it's V-O-I-L-A or something like that.

That's right. I know, maybe. I don't know. Those words always kind of fucked me. I just don't, I've never seen it written out. I'm sure you have. I've definitely seen it. I've definitely seen it written out, but like, I mean, just like the idea that you would even think it's voila in the first place.

I've been, it's crazy. I've pronounced it maybe. You've never seen that before? You don't think you've ever seen it a little bit. Not that I remember anymore. That's not, that's not like language that's used anymore, you know? Well, I mean. Not really.

Like, I haven't heard, sorry, I haven't heard someone say something like that in a very long time. Well, it's usually in media. Yeah, it's more of it. Yeah. It's like Eureka. People don't usually say Eureka. I've never said, I've never come and said, I've never come and said Eureka, you know. Eureka!

You get an idea after you fucking blow your, you're like, I get it. You see the universe in your eyes. Did you see that Asian dude jacking off on the bus that I sent you? What? Like somebody. Let me get back to my story. I don't know if this is what kind of bus? White.

Let me get back to my story. So what happens is that every older person, every older man gets fucking touch with that pipeline. If they're on social media, it will happen to you. you'll like something about a fucking farm or a truck or some shit and then bam Jordan Peterson young men don't know what they're doing A strong wind like the algorithm goes there A strong wind will kill me but I understand it all

I am dangerous I am threatening and it's like I could slap your head off your neck That's interesting What of this bus There's a I say it to you I don't know if you caught it I don't remember So there's this I don't know if this is real but

There's a guy recording another guy who's clearly Elon musked out. You know, he's a little, something's wrong with him. Yeah. And this guy is furiously, savagely beating off looking at the girl next to him.

She has like a mask on and she's not looking at him. And this motherfucker's like, like bruising his pelvis. He's going crazy. And then there's a moment where he clearly bust. He's so. And I'm like, what the,

It has to be fake. It has to be fake. The problem is... No, I can't say that anymore. I can't. I can't. That's the problem. Why wouldn't have to be fake?

It's because she's right next to be doing all that emotion. That's the thing. That's the one thing. She's probably just pretending not to see it because she doesn't want to aggravate. In a, uh, in actually in, in Asian culture that happens way too often. Or like the idea is almost to be like a, yeah. Like, like the T-Rex, like stay still. When I do that in Chinatown, no one bats an eye.

That's, I mean, that is the perfect place to do it, I guess. I would Let me see Oh yeah Oh yeah Oh yeah Oh yeah I forgot the meme was

Because there's the Initial D The driving thing So somebody So somebody put the fucking Wheel over it So like This motherfucker is going

I hate this That is so crazy looking And that motherfucker I was just like Wait This is real right I mean It would be a dumb

thing to, I mean, it could be like a video. Yeah. Like a fake video. But I look at his face and like, would that guy participate in a fake video? It's not funny enough. Yeah. You're right. It's not funny enough to be fake. Yeah. Like this motherfucker's going to town. Like he's fucking tossing salary. Two hands is crazy.

It is. That's tech. That's tech, bro. Two hands at the same time. So what the fuck is? Is that? Is that a real episode? Yeah. Shut the fuck up, Chris.

I can't tell it's faker to season 17. Yeah. I mean, those are clearly real drawing. Yeah, I don't know what the fuck that's from. That's really fucking upsetting. What the fuck? That's your Instagram? Yeah.

So it's gotten, it's that and then it always tries to shove back in a third draft. It's always, like for me, it's, I don't interact with Instagram enough, but it's usually like, It's usually like weird video game tech Signfield clips Okay Or just porn I was gonna Yeah I saw this all right

Enough with the fucking sharing The audience can't see Well I couldn't see Where did that even come from? That's a poorly edited video by the way I hate the way it cuts out to black It does cut a little bit But I thought like it was purposely cut to be like

Sondheim dad died If you get a five booms real quick Boom Stupid Exploding must be so horrible It must be actually It must be great You probably don't feel anything

Yeah it must be perfectly fine It must be Probably the most ideal way to die actually If I saw something explode I'd probably just I'd probably just get a blanket Wherever I'm at and go to sleep You know

That's actually what homeless people are Like they're not actually homeless Sleeping on the street They've just simply just seen someone explode And they have decided to go to sleep Right there to recuperate They immediately get like the fucking build menu, the DUI menu from Animal Crossing.

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God, my hair. That's too long. Let's see. Let's see, who should we? I think I'm going to start nicking my hairline. back a little like a half an inch every day. You keep saying this, but you're too pussy to do it. Yeah.

I never, I never said I'm gonna, I'm gonna do the whole ball. I'm gonna, you should shit. You keep saying that, again, this is another thing you keep saying.

I'm gonna near my hair, I mean, you wouldn't even straighten your hair. What makes me think you would, make you think you would, it would, make you think you would nair it. Because nearing is funnier.

No, it is. No, because bald black men exist almost everywhere. Yeah, but me looking mangy, like my hair's falling out,

looks, it's funnier than like. I don't think it is. I don't think it's actually as funny as you was straightened hair. With you with, like, hair covering your eyes, that's not nearly... I can't do that. You can't do it because it would be funny, and that would be... Yeah. It would be too good.

You should do your flat top, but cul-de-sac. That's sick as fuck. What does that mean? You know, the cul-de-sac? You know how people get the male pattern baldness and, like, a cul-de-sac? That is... Like a horseshoe, essentially? A flat-top...

Yes. Isn't that sick as fuck? It's like a... It's like a mountain you'd see in Zelda. I think it's like... I want to go out in the middle. I want to go. I was my barber like, hey, can you flat top?

Because asking a barber that is crazy. He'll never take me, I'll never be able to go back there again. I can do it. I go to a really good barber. I have buzzers in my, in my, uh, like actual like hair buzzers. I think they'll respect it because they're probably bored like all day. My brother wouldn't respect that. He'd be like, oh, same fucking shit every day.

And then this guy's dude, I need a horseshoe. I need a fucking cold sack. I need to fuck my shit up. Yeah. He gets a little bit of blood in his dick. You know, like his dick like, oh, because, like, Like he's excited. He's like, I'm going to do something different.

My barber is so cool. And I'd be like, yo, can you just fuck my shit up? The thing you take Pudger's? Just don't go to him to do it. Go to some random other one. Yeah, go to SuperCust. He'll get it on. Yeah, who cares?

Let's go to super. Like, give him my real thing. The same thing is like, all right, cool. All you want them to do is just a stupid, like a fucking half circle, essentially. And they'll just be like, yeah, I got you. Yeah. Come on looking like fucking Gigi ping. That's what I'm saying.

With a flat top. Like elevated. Because you're pink with a flat top is amazing. You're a maryl. Hair with male parent and bono. It's hilarious to imagine. That is too good. All right.

It's decided. I put up a poll actually yesterday about it. Yeah, tell you what, actually. Like, look at it right here. We're at one. Okay, so we are at 1,969 paid people. All right? We're almost at 2,000.

Nice. If we pass 2,000, we're going to cut a male parent and baldless. into Sweeney's head. Let's go. He's the fucking last unicorn. What are you fucking doing? Don't worry about me. Read the name. Is it even? Read the names.

He's already over. It's the last unicorn. I used to do it to my dog because her hair was like weirdly like oil and you could give her like a rhino horn. Hell yeah. And she would look so stupid. I love it.

It won't work. Anyway. So yeah, let's read some of these questions from our patrons over a Patreon. It didn't do anything. Bram Stoker's Fuckyula wrote in He says

Just wanted to let you guys know In the Nickelodeon TV show Victorious The character Jade Apparently has a gears of war bag With her constantly So I only bring this up

Which show? Victoria's this is like a Nickelodeon show Was that the With Victoria Justice And Ariana Grande was on it Yeah right right right I saw this and I was like That's not true

I would know that I didn't watch Victoria's But I've seen enough clips of it? What? What do you mean? I definitely watched Victoria. I didn't, I genuinely, like, I, it was just after the point, like, I, I, Carly was around the time where I was like, I'm, I'm good, I think.

It was ironic. That was the one when she was that fucking annoying, like cat, right? Where she, like a high, like a high-pitz voice. Yeah, she got there eventually. Oh, they, they flanderized her way hard. Oh, weird. You thought if she was kind of just odd? She was kind of ditsy, and then she just became literally retarded.

I was like, I, that was when I saw the salmon cat. and I was like, I'm not fucking watching. Yeah, that was like a spinoff show. But anyway, this character... This guy's fucking incredible. Sorry, my apologies. You have a fucking problem. Yeah, he's actually addicted.

I got notification. My apologies. It was from the beef jerky company? That is so funny still to me. But so... The reason I picked this is because I looked it up because I was just like, there's no way this is true. I haven't seen all of Victoria's.

I've seen like individual episodes like way later. I think during the pandemic, I was like, I guess I'll watch like a little bit of that. I don't know. I'm curious. But it's true. Like, she's just on this show on Nickelode with like a Gears of War bag. And it's unequivocally Gears of War. It's got Gears of War written on the strap.

It's got the fucking cog, like skull. And I'm like, I'm really disappointed that I didn't notice it. What an interesting. You didn't watch a show enough. That's why. No, but like I've seen. I don't know. That just seems.

Her bag's not the focus. You're probably looking at her face or something. I just feel like it's something that I would. have seen because it sticks out. Like the pictures of it now I can't unsee it. Well, yeah, because you're alert of it now. I definitely, obviously. It's just weird.

I find it interesting that it's never come up before. Right. Like of all, like, because the picture that I saw of it is just insane. Like, if you look up. Because I've watched that show and I've noticed that show once. I know. It auto completed. Look at that.

Yeah. Like that's not subtle. at all. I mean, she looks like an alternative bitch. Who is this? That character. She's like it all.

She's the angry, like, alternative girl for sure. I get it. It's clear what happened. But the full bag is even more obvious. Yeah. Yeah. The fucking cogs.

Yeah. That's crazy to me. I don't remember that ever. That's what I'm saying. It's weird. It's clear that they just picked up some shit from Hot Topic. Yeah, clearly.

They don't know what the fuck gears awards. No, there's no way she would either, especially around the time that this show came out. Like, that was not... Yeah. I mean, like, you know, she showed up to wardrobe and they said, here, this is, here's your shit. They probably thought, like, this looks edgy. Yeah, exactly. You know what I mean?

No, 100%. They bought black stuff from Hot Topic. Here's your shit. And then, like... Because basically, that's what I would show up, like, say, doing back on acting, the wardrobe just has shit. Pick some of this shit. The thing to me, though, is that, like, I've, I've been to Hot Topic in that time.

You know? I always go to hot. I'm just out of curiosity. I'm just like, I wonder what happened in this place. If I ever, I'm in the moment,

I stop by. I like to, I like to keep up with like, the evolution of hot topic. Dude, they still have one of the cheapest shirts out there. Like, it's $22.

Like, relative to how much things cost now. They do have good band teams. That's fucking, like, incredible that they're only $22. Like, they were,

they were, back in 20, fucking 16, they were like $19, $0. They've only got up like $2 cents. Well, yeah,

that they've overprinted shit. Sorry, Sorry, what did I say? That's wrong. I meant to say since I was working there in 2004. Yeah. I meant to say they were like $20. Well, dude, in high school when I was like 2008, 2009, I remember them being like about $20. Yeah. And now they're 20, like I bought a couple of shirts since $22. Makes sense. But what I'm saying is like I've been to Hot Topic.

Yeah. Throughout my entire life periodically. Uh-huh. Never once have I seen that bag. Yeah. You know what I mean? I can't. I don't even know where you would have found that fucking bag.

It's great. Like that's what bothers me. They got edgy gear. Yeah. It bothers me that, A, I didn't notice, and then B, I didn't have this option. Where's my Gears-A-War bag? The thing that's- Fuck you, Cliffy, asshole. It's actually kind of interesting that I can't think of, I go to a lot of, like, geeky shit and I never see Gears stuff, actually.

Well, I mean, it's, yeah, I mean, now you wouldn't. Well, even, I'm trying to think even back in the day when I would go, I'm like, oh, this is cool, I'm going to buy this or whatever, going to fucking cons. going to like it just i just didn't really stumble upon that shit i remember spencer's gifts used to have those like um they used to have those uh uh oh my god those branded energy drinks do you remember those oh they had they had like one they would have like um it would have like it would be like a vichita energy drink or something i remember they had a gears of war one and it was emulsion oh that's awesome which was kind of cool that's cool i definitely would have if i would have seen that would have got it because i have a i have a goku in and drink it was terrible yeah they're all they're not

They're just, they're more for like, you buy them and you put them on the shelf. Never drink it. I had to know what it tastes like. Yeah, you open it when like the world ends. Yeah. And you sip it and you die faster. You dip all the mold in there. 100%.

I still don't really understand what an energy drink is. It's, you don't, you don't want to know. All I can say is there's one called Venom, don't drink it. Because that one is the one that definitely gave me my mitral valve prolapse back in 2016. Because I was fine and then there was like, oh, $1 energy drinks called Venom. And then like literally they literally I love what they literally called it poison Just so they could avoid all plausible

Then I literally like we told you it was poison Yeah that's the strategy they had The crazy thing I haven't seen them And since then until recently I went to that store That Armenian store like red top kitchen Oh yeah Yeah I went there and then there was those venomous

And there had like a fucking PTSD I was like oh shit I've never been in that building Because it looks like a Boston market to me Dude, it took 100%. I thought it was like that. I thought it was like a, oh, you order food there. And it's like a, I saw it was like a Boston market.

It's a Armenian store. What has like a lot of European items because, you know, like Armenia is technically Europe. Yeah, it's like, it's like European. It's technically like both. And so Jojo loves that store because it has a bunch of her fucking bullshit. It has like a coffee called Jacobs that I've never heard of before. It's actually delicious.

Yeah, that has gray meat. It's gray meat. It has moldy sausages. It has fucking... Oh, my goodness. It's good. Kreckob's liquorish. Yeah.

Oh, goodness. Since the... Pale goat. I've haven't had this since before Russia. I love pale goat. Pale goat. Oh, goodness. Come husband.

Try. Please take bite. We eat raw. Oh, my goodness. Coffee rocks. It's solid chunks of coffee that you bite. And she bites through it like it's... Like it's nothing.

Yeah. Let's been take bite. still be good for you. And it's solid and heavy. You're like, what is this? Face shatters. It's like biting. Boom.

Boom. Boom. It's like, it's like, it's like biting into like a tungsten cube or something. You are obsessed with this tongue. You are, I want my tongue. If anybody can donate me a tungsten cube.

Don't fucking donate him. That is too much money. Fuck you. That is too much money that's not going. going to get used also. I would actually use it. That's the part that's bad about it because he's going to get don't. You're not going to do anything with Tuckson.

Donate like three fucking Les Paul like Gibson. You know like you know what I'm saying? I would rather have donate a lightning bolt to this man's spine. I'd rather have a Tuxkin cube than fucking one of the most cherished guitars of the world. Oh wait. What did you say the Gibson less Paul? Well yeah. I was saying like yeah like say it or like an official like Stratocaster or something.

Okay. I'll settle for one Gibson less Paul and then one slightly smaller Totsccc cube. I love a Gibson I love a Gibson Les Paul Like I have like a like an epiphone Less Paul just because it was like the one that I could afford But I got it Oh right right right right

But even though it's like I love Les Pauls are They feel so there's something about them They're cool They feel classy as fuck I love them I actually I used to hate A lot of guitars that didn't look like Cool and edgy But like I gotten older

And then you're like no I appreciate the prestige Of these classic guitars Your taste kind of refined a little bit I used to love the fucking axes And you play Once you play them for a little bit, you're like, this sucks to play, man. You can't even like balance it on your leg. No, you can't.

Like you want to like... Your thighs like in the middle of the fret. It has to. There's only one way you can play it. You have to put it in the middle and like play it like this and move it. You can't like balance it this way or bounce it over here like a regular guitar. I was like, oh, this is terrible. The best way to do it is just stand up and play it.

It's for standing. It is for standing. It is like it's all it's for. And even to be fair, like the epiphone less Paul that I have, It's like, because they don't have that divot in the, uh, the top. Oh, right. So, like, they're more like, you know, they're more like a, like an iPhone 4 or something where it's like it's the same kind of contour, the same contour all around. And I was noticing that where it's like, this is kind of hard to play, like sitting down.

Okay. Because it just like digs into you. Yeah. But it just looks so nice. It looks cool. It looks cool. I mean, it's why like I bought a squire that's, uh, it's like basically a knockoff fucking, um, oh my God, the strat, the strat, the stratica. Yeah, yeah.

And so you just like, oh, I can't. I clearly can't afford this so you get this Chinese shit. And it's, it's, it's, it's a good tradeoff. It's a good trade off. But, um, yeah, I want an expensive ass guitar, but it's just not worth it. Like, I'm not like what, I bought one expensive guitar never again. And I ended up selling. How expensive.

It was, uh, just under a thousand. Yeah, that's kind of what my, yeah. Yeah. And I was just like, but the real thing is I'm like, I can't truly appreciate this because I'm not great. So why do I have this? That's how I feel really currently because I have an absurd amount of guitars for how little I play. It really does not make any sense. I have more guitars than I can reasonably estimate at this point.

I have I had one guitar ever and it was like maybe $100. $100. There's never an electric guitar. That's like you get a Walmart. I never bought an electric guitar though. Acoustic guitar. Yeah, it was a hundred dollar acoustic guitar is not bad. get like a Yamaha dreadnought for like about a hundred bucks or 120.

I got one. I got one from the store by where we are. The son music, I forgot what it was called. Alto music. Alto, yeah. Like that.

Like, if I had to recommend anyone I want to get acoustic, you get like a, Yamaha, like just like a dreadnought. They're like 100 to $120. That shit will carry you for a long time until you want to like upgrade to something like really fancy.

Yeah. And then you can start getting to like different like, you know, different names that actually really hold some weight or something like that. But you start with Yamaha's like, Yamaha's a great brand for like starting for a, most things. You want keyboards or fucking cars, fucking motorcycle.

Yeah, yeah. If you want to end up under a truck, get a more. There's a Yamaha fucking shit. It's like, it looks like it's called. Damn it, I forgot what it's called. It's a cool name. The Shadow or something.

It's such a badass fucking bike. It's such a badass bike. It's like the only bike that I would buy. I got a guitar for six months. I learned how to play the chords. And I was like, oh, that's awesome. I'm never. ever going to use this again. I stopped. Yeah. For a hundred bucks. Oh, it's just called the shadow. I thought

it was a shadow. It's just a shadow. But like, it's like the only one that like I would drive that even remotely looks like these because you know, I don't usually don't like the Harley types. Yeah. But this one to me is just like it's very barebone. It's like I was like I fuck with that. They're so unattractive to me carton messages like that. I like I like I like I like I like the rounded screen. I just like the aesthetic of trauma. I like those new. So I like that's the ones that look like that have like the you don't like

you don't like tron's aesthetic I love tron I always love tron you would drive a tron bike around though that's like kind of cyber truck level yeah that's like I know I hate that I'm not like it just sticks out too much to feel like I like I like a bike that doesn't

look like it's anything special you know I mean I think I've been thinking about getting one of those electric bikes like the ones that just look kind of like a bunch of pipes thrown together like I just just like no one's gonna want to take this yeah I want a I want a fucking

I actually wanted to buy an auto bike but when they first released them they were the ugliest fucking things Like an auto bike? Yeah so just like so you know how like bikes are manual Yeah and I was like I was like I want an auto Transmission bike because I was just like I don't remember what they look like I don't it's been so long since I looked them up

But they look like It looked like something that belonged in Willy Wonka That's all I could describe I was like who the fuck would drive these Yes I was like who would drive these why would you take this one thing? You're like, oh, I don't really want to pay like, because like I was thinking of it in the way that I like to use my hands more.

And there's people that are into driving and into cycle that want to, they want to shift. Their idea is like they can't imagine having an automatic anything because that's the purpose of their experience. Me and the purpose was convenience. That was exactly. I want to get somewhere. I want to go point A point B quicker. So like also I don't want to have to ever think about it like with my brain.

sometimes when it's time to go I actually shift too fast or you know and I might have to be like up stalled I was like I don't want to have to worry about that shit ever because I see people sometimes with their stupid fucking the what it called the bubble helmets what is it called fish shit on the fish eye and they're like stalling

and they're like um fucking memory stalled on a hill oh goodness and she was like fuck fuck and then luckily somebody saw her and like she got in a in a motorcycling with uh with Jeff oh yeah that's right yeah and then she's right yeah and then she stalled in like the worst fucking area.

And she was like, holy shit. And the guy like ran up and helped her. But I was like, bro, that's the worst fucking. I was like, I don't want to have to deal with that shit. And, you know, for motorcycle culture, they're probably like, you know, they're probably you're a faggot. And I'm like, yeah. So that's, that's fine.

I don't mind. Like, well, there's limits. There's that oompa bike I wasn't going to ever drive. But like there's, I have limits, but I don't mind somebody labeling me like a pussy for not having like a traditional like, you know. Oh, yeah. I can give a fuck. I don't care.

I like my. I like my total. Toyota Corolla. I'll buy my, you know, I was going to say autistic, electric bike. What are you? You still have your car still over in the east, right? Dude, the process of, just fucking make a trip out of it. Just do it. Just do it. I don't have time to make a trip out of it. Yes, you do. You literally, hey, hey, Colin, Colin, Colmo. What do we call? Colin? Yeah, Colin, we call them Como. Yeah, yeah, we call them, Coal. Yeah, we called them, call him. I remember we made like, one episode. One episode, we gave him a name. So, Colin, you just like, hey, I'm going to pre-record. Because I'm going to be gone this week. And then we do the same thing. Here's the thing.

I am convinced that the second I try to do something like that, I will crash in like a day. That's awesome. Like not because I'm bad at driving, but because like the luck is that way to me. That's an adventure, though. I will never die, but I will be deeply inconvenienced until the day that I just been no longer. Your helicopter to some crazy hospital and they see, oh, organ, organ donor. Exactly. They take all my organs.

They take you up by some heart. That's why I'm not. an organ donor. I literally, even though it was conspiratorial, I literally am not an organ door for that very reason. Because there has been

0.00 something percent cases of that actually happening and that's enough for me to just be like no. I'm a universal donor too which just sucks. That's crazy.

The fact like a fucking ton tonne. All my blood. Livers. All right. Let's go. All right. Who needs a liver?

liver. Who needs your liver? It's still quivering and warm. It's still warm. Who needs your liver? There's a Digimon card stuck in there somewhere. We'll get that out. They find a Digi-Bot card in your liver.

What do I do with this? It's in a bag. It's in a bag, hollow preserve. He's trying to, you know, he's trying to get something. Trying to appreciate making the altar my blood. You're trying to artificially age the lamb. minute so that it seems like it's older than it is is that I like that

I still I've been wanting to collect some old shit like uh Pokemon cards like the old um like I imagine a lot of the holographics gotta be useless and and valueless and I can probably get them back set one cards are expensive man are they like even like because I feel like there's got to be some shit that

I know they're old but you know how there's say for example Todd McFarlane spawn toys they're fucking like almost like 30 years old or something, but they're selling for $10 in their own case. Those can't, in the old case. Yeah. And in the same in the original, I've bought in like three or four of them in the past few years and they were all like $10. They're not remade ones.

Like, re-re-no, not the, these are the OG fucking cases almost falling apart. They have the comic with it too. Well, that's probably why they're not in the best condition. I'm, to me, I'm like, good. I give me, uh, the, the Pokemon cards that aren't, because I, I essentially, I just want the cards. I don't need them. I'm not trying to get them mint, right?

I want the cards. So I'm going to look into it Because I imagine there's some people Like yeah I don't care about these specific ones Like I have my holographic Geridos My the Polly Rath or is that the last one? Yeah, wrath Yeah, so I had the holograph of that one

It was like a deep blue one It looked really fucking cool I just always like I want to get these cards back It bothers me so much that I know I have a binder full of the original 150 Pokemon cards And I have no idea where the fuck it is It's in my attic somewhere The attic is so insane

That like I just I don't even know where the fuck I would even start looking. So when you go pick up your car, I'm not going through it. Do that attic is so? Just slam your car into the attic. Oh, it's...

Oh! Oh! Just get on the ramp and boom! And then it just makes it easier because now you have to clean up. Yeah. So, like, while you're cleaning up, you'll eventually find... My parents' house is really weird, though, because it's got, like,

it's got two really tiny attics that are, like, filled. Like, to the brim with shit. And the stuff that's most close to, like, the hole where you would climb up. Yeah. Is, like, the stuff that is more regular, like, Christmas stuff or, like, you know, Halloween decorate. Like, all these things that would normally, like, be the first thing that you would come up there for. Yeah.

So all the stuff, like, a Pokemon card I haven't seen since, like, 1999, that's deep in the attic where, like, I'll, like, crawl into, like, a crawl space. Hit my head on the ceiling. A nail would drive into my fucking head and gill me. Going like that is tragic Do they put my N. I remember I found it? I was so pissed off Because it's an attic

So it's just like It's just fucked It's fucked yeah Because the temperature Because the temperature is either What? Well I thought it was just like really dusty And fucked up

No no no The issue is temperature Okay Because addicts are either Fucking below zero Or Or an oven And so like

So was it just like It even says Like if you look at old NES games, it'll even say in the back, like, don't store in extreme temperatures. Right. And so, like, my parents exclusively kept it in extreme temperatures the entire time for, like, years before I noticed. So sad. Tragic. Man, that, I would, I would have to, that would bother me. I'd have to find that shit. Like, I have some stuff that's not even that old that I think is still in storage in Bakersfield. And I think about it almost every other day. Yeah. Even, it's like a two

and a half hour drive maximum and I'm like I just don't let it's bake it feel that area is a chance that you might not find anything there's waste your time that's it right there that's the thing that's the big I don't want to tear my parents house apart looking for something that's not even there for me I have stuff in New York that's still there that I'm pretty sure I want to go to get but at the same time

I gotta go all the way across the country to get it and then what if my grandma and aunt threw that shit away and my grandma was fucking her her mom was leaving so she was probably throwing shit away left and right yeah the fuck is this the yellow rat demon he's yellow rat demon Creepy.

She sets it on fire with her mind. Get this out of here. Anyway. Let's see. Damien Sawyers wrote in. Has you guys ever messed with emulation? Sometimes you guys will talk about old games like Anamusha. How are you supposed to say it? Anamusha.

Anamusha. Anamusha is great. That's fine. Animusha and how they aren't accessible anymore. But emulation makes it so easy to play these older games that it seems weird you never talk about it much before. I just got into it. And it's life-changed for someone who likes playing retro games.

Thanks for the hours of content. You three gays. Yeah. So my only problem with emulation is that a lot of times, not always. Sometimes there's really good ones. A lot of times it's the button mapping. It's like the key maps and stuff like that. A lot of times it's just not satisfactory.

I'll have like a really annoying time playing. But one thing I do like about it a lot of times is that they'll have the, you can play such a prestigious. D's version of it with just It's souped up You know like and the frame rates is so much better It's like you'll see Oh look at this 4K 60 frames version of a

Fifer New York you know And it's like it's fucking awesome And so there is a big benefit to it The biggest problem though I'm just a little bit too old school So I just Yeah I just don't go out of my way very often

Do it like oh I wanted to play Dante's Inferno I streamed it so then I downloaded the PlayStation 3 emulator I was just playing some shit on there But then once I got a new PC I didn't I didn't read download it You know what I mean? I was just like whatever

I've only emulated games for like the Game Boy Advantage like that So I've never had the urge to do it anywhere else It'd be cool to do I'mly shit I have well other than before I got my seem bag My somebody has a bunch of emulated fucking games Right your steamed deck yeah I'm like download the fuck shit that's me deck Yeah I think

The issue with emulators for me is that like I have to be on my PC and I don't really want to do that. There are certain games where I'm like, I don't know, playing like Dante's Inferno at my desk on a PC feels weird. Like it just feels like there's something about it

that feels like a living room game. Yeah. And a lot of the games that I would emulate are like living room games or portable games. Games that I would just play on like my Steam deck or something. And to me it's just like,

I don't know. And I also like the original hardware if I can get it. Or close enough. Like PlayStation right now and Xbox, to be fair, has good backwards compatibility. Yeah.

So, like, they just put out medieval two again on PlayStation, and it's like, oh, sick. And I've been playing that, and it's been the same. And they have a pretty good button mapping system where, like, a lot of those older games are rough because the cameras are inverted for some reason. Yeah. Because, like, medieval two is like that, and I don't remember that at all. I'm like, oh, my God. But you can go in and, like, kind of, like, override the inputs. And so basically make it so, like, right is left and left is right.

So that way it's, like, it works. Yeah. So, like, I don't know, modern solutions for emulation, even on like modern console, modern hardware is pretty sophisticated and good enough for me to the point where I'm like, I don't know, I don't know if I want to really bother emulating fucking, I don't know, Dante's Inferno on my PC at my standing desk. You know, like, I don't know. Yeah, I don't emulate very much.

But the having the ability to do it is really good. For things in particular, you can't just play anymore. I think it's so stupid. So many games are just held back on. old stuff for no reason. The PS3 in particular, man. There's so much shit just stuck there. Yeah. None of the infamous games except for like

Second Sun or playable on PlayStation right now. Isn't that crazy? That is pretty wild. They're fucking really bad. What do you mean? You can play the other ones. You can like stream them. Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. It's like you can't natively play them. You have to stream them. Oh, so like a... What was it? The PS Now or something?

Now, now. Yeah. Fucking horrible. I know. I used that one time. I was playing God of War Ascension. I was like, this is fucking awful. What a stupid fucking idea. What a dumb idea. I know. A multiplayer God of War? I never played the God. I never played the multiplayer. I played the fuck out of it. Completely uninterested. Played the fuck out of it. Terrible. What? Oh yes. Yes. Oh my God.

Because I follow some God of War content creators, right? And they were theorizing. Oh man. They're probably going to do it on. And so things were being hinted. Corey Barlog was hinting some shit. They're probably going to drop an anniversary edition that's going to have the remastered old shit because you don't really have access to the old shit properly. And then all of a sudden, it turns out they scrapped a fucking live service version of God of War. They were working on a live service game.

And then they scrapped it because of course they scrapped it. But then you're like, why were they making it in the fucking first place? Dude. Who wanted that? It is truly, truly bewildering, man. that is so crazy that would be like I don't even

I don't even know what it would be it would be like a heavy rain live service game maybe like a live service smash bros well no is a bunch of assholes yeah

it is yeah I mean ultimately it's live service it's a multiplayer game that's I mean I guess it's not well supported but it's a live service game

I guess I guess the concept like you update the rosters and you can buy the characters. Not in the way that it's not like, it's not an extraction shooter, it's not a... It's not like, Smash Brothers is a game that I could see being live service is the issue.

Because it's literally just a multiplayer fighting game. Like there's no reason why it couldn't be. I guess it's not the way that a lot of fighting games try to behave like life service, right? Like say, oh, we're going to slowly release all these seasons and all this shit, you know? So I guess it can be, and a technicality, I guess. Budakai, the new.

Budakai. That's a live service game. The Sparky Zero? Yeah. Like I see, yeah, in like in that, in the concept, absolutely, right? But yeah, I guess. I wouldn't consider like service. I can't buy it. What is Sony doing? Yeah, they're, I don't even. Are they trying to like get out of the fucking gaming industry? Because they seem to be making absolutely terrible decisions. The guy who can't, the guy who was heading them before just greenlit a bunch of live service because they're like, we need to be in that space. And I don't think it's like unwise, but like, it's not a bad idea to,

to try for a live service game, Hell Divers was great, you know? They kind of knocked it out of the park with that one. But they didn't expect that game to be good. They didn't expect that game to be as big as it was. They had no way of like, they were just like, oh shit,

people love this. Oh, they put all their money on Concord, which is funny. But the issue is it's like, what the fuck are you doing with a god of war? Nobody wants it. I don't know a single person.

You know what's crazy about it too? Is like, of the permutations of God of War to have a live service. model, this is the one that makes the least sense. Like, Ascension made more sense. Yes. And it didn't, by the way.

But it made more sense than like this being a live service game. Dude, I would rather there'd be a cart racer. Dude, they had, you know what's crazy? Like, I would rather be a car. Carth of war. Yeah, dude, there it is. There it is. Yeah, carts of war.

Carts of war. I've always, I'm so sad that they, I'm really bummed out. And I bring this up on sacred symbol sometimes when it, when it comes up. Like, I'm so bummed out that naughty dog never continued with that, that gag. Or like that, that, um, he's listening to music on his head because he's fucking. It seems like, where they had crashed manicure. They had crashed one, two, three. And then they were like, crashed team racing.

And they had Jack, one, two, three. And then they had Jack X, is a racing game. And they never, they had uncharted, one, two, three. And then no uncarded, dude. No uncarded. Uncarded. No. You don't have, you're not going to make.

And to me, the icon would have been the fast of us. I can't even tell you. There's going to be a third one of that game, for sure. Yeah, but they're not going to make the fast of us. Yeah. The quick, we go quick. I'm feeling fine and then you say shit like that. Like, oh, they're going to be a third on my.

There will be. Yeah. But it just ruined my mood. Because I just don't like, I don't want it. What do you? Where do you go? You guys are way more in tune with, or you specifically probably way more in tune with that, probably talking about it on the show.

Yeah. Where do they go with it from there? Like what? A bunch of their studios are just kind of off the board now And probably not going to be working We're probably not going to see like Outside of maybe Nottie Dog Santa Monica

Santa Monica Santa Monica might go But that's it It's Nottie Dog and Santa Monica Every other team they had They had working on live service shit So we're not gonna see another Another thing from them until the PlayStation 6 probably

No the what you call? The name of the group that made Spider-Man? Insomniac? Insomniac? Yeah but they had their Wolverine game leaked And so it's like that game's kind of a mess That will come out

But like it's It really is crazy Dude they had Blue Point working on this God of War thing Apparently Which is like what the fuck Just have them make the Bloodborne remake Have them make fucking the God of War collection Have them make

What are you doing? The fact They're a remake studio You bought them to remake things You know It's so crazy It is so fucking absurd

That's what it was like Oh Blue Point is definitely going to remaster the god of war is clearly that's clearly or just anything and you would have anything bloodborne would have been a solid idea what's the like thing that it's like what's the hold up like what is what the fuck is going on contract is so fucked probably they can't be that contract must be insane because i don't know what else it has Derek what are the reason would there be it has to be that because i look i feel like it's the same way of like silk song apparently they were like, hey,

Silk Song's real. One of my friends worked on that game development-wise and apparently it's done. Apparently the game has been done for a while. See, but that's what I mean? Then what's going on? I don't know. Apparently the game has been done for a while. It would make sense. Development year-wise. It's been a finished video game. It's just not out yet. But you know the person too.

But the question is why? They worked on developing name. Same thing with blood-born. Why? Same thing with what to call. Apparently, at first it was being made and they got rid of it. Robot Mex. Mex shooting game.

Armored? No. The one of you always talk about. Timeful? Yes. Apparently three was like halfway done. They were like, not Apex. Oh, yeah.

I did hear about that. Yeah, I could see at least production being mostly. I didn't hear about that. Apparently it was like, it was well. on its way to being done. They were like, nah. I don't know if I believe that, actually.

I know someone that worked directly in the team. Well, I mean, that's fine. They were like, it's always halfway done. They were like, nah, because the impact's making money.

They were like, why do we, why do we stop making money? I've gotten leaked information from people who work at, at studios. That's just not true. This is bad information.

Or just, or just outdated. Outdated, yeah. Okay, that's true. Fair enough. So, like, I don't know, whatever. Like, I could believe that's,

I don't know what the fuck the holdup is with Silk Song, man. I don't get it because That makes no sense to me It makes like It was less sense than the bloodboard thing Infantly less I don't know

Dude I played that game The original game I'm much called it Halloween Is it one of the best games It's probably one of the best games It's so fucking fun She's like I mean

I love Metroivian Though that is like That's fair That is like my one of my kinds of games Yeah I don't love Metroivini's that much I love them I like to walk

I like to Guacam Mele. Oh, yeah. That was fun. That was fun. That was a cool one. Fuck, man. Fucking blue point, man.

What the fuck's going on? I remember they fucking hinted. So the, the, the, uh, the demon souls thing came to true because they hinted demon souls and then they made a reference

to the Legend of Dragoon. And then the Legend of Dragoon thing was deleted. I don't even get me started. And I was like, the shit that they say, fuck. It's just like completely fucking fake.

You know how many times insomniacs just randomly tweeted resistance shit out? And just like, And they're just like resistance. And then they'll just tweet out a picture of like one of the enemies from resistance with no context. And you're like, what does this mean? What do you what are you doing? And then they're like, and then they're in time all of the, the insomniac leak happens.

And then you see like not only is resistance nowhere near there, but like their entire schedule until 2035 is present and it's nowhere there. So like what the fuck are you doing? Shut up. Shut up. You be soft with like splinter cells coming. Just kidding. Yeah, my dick. Fuck you.

Do you even think Shadow's going to come out at this point? Oh my God, that hasn't come out yet. They delayed it to March. They delayed it again. They delayed it again. Yeah. Yeah. That's all.

Which to be fair is smart. Did you see the official blockbuster account was like, no, it wasn't blockbuster. Sorry. Shit. I know what you're talking about. It was something about, oh, it was pizza dominoes. Yeah. They were like, hey, let us know if you guys need any help delivering on time.

And I was like, pizza. Domino's just getting involved and just flaming Ubi-Bislav for no reason. That is a raw swing. just a random swing for no reason that shit is golden man yeah it is they deserve it fuck them what are they doing that sucks too because that's like

man I don't know you be something it feels bad because like it's not like say when god of war was god of war three had a big delay yeah and we were like fuck however

we sure it needs to be done we'll make sure this game comes out well and that was awesome the experience was great with shadows no one feels that way no one feels like okay we're waiting

and they don't have the benefit of the doubt not even a little bit so I know this game's gonna be relatively fun yeah but that's not of all the assassin's trees that I've seen it looks the most appealing to me yeah but the problem is it's with the uncharitability

it's not good enough unfortunately I know I know no matter how good the game is yeah it's just not gonna hit the way that it should I could see that game being really really good and no one caring it's I I I don't feel

I mean youvysoft gets taken over by some fucking random company because they're, dude, I don't even know what the fuck Beyond Good and Evil 2. Oh,

you remember that? Yeah, yeah. First of all, I don't even know why you would announce it Beyond Good and Evil 2. The first one was like, fine.

Yeah, it wasn't, yeah, it wasn't like people were like, well, I can't wait. It's just such a weird. What?

That's so me. I'm like, oh my God, I can't wait for Beyond Good Evil 2. One was my favorite game and everyone's like,

shut the phone. No, no, I mean, it was it. That's crazy for that to be your favorite. I mean, God bless, I guess. They have a weird taste. Yeah. But like, I love the first one. I love it. It's fine. Like, it's, there's nothing bad about it.

But like, it's, like, I remember when they announced Beyond Good Evil 2 and I remember being like, oh, cool. That's kind of neat. Like, making like a sequel to like this game. Oh, what was that? Oh my God. Longer ago than I think the game. The announcement. The first one came out. The announcement of the second game feels longer ago than the release of the first one. Like, it really is like, insane. insane.

And they would show up at E3 like once every six years. Yeah. And that game's gone. We're still making it. Yeah, we're still making it. Splinter Cell, they're still fucking hammering away on a splinter cell that's like not real.

And they keep canceling it. They keep doing, it's a remake no. It's like, okay, great. Dude, they gotta just, I don't know, man. They cancel the Splinter Cell VR game. It's just crazy because that's like ideal. Like, if you're gonna make a VR game, it's like, I can't even think of a better option

than Splinter Cell actually. Like, if you're Ubisoft? Yeah. Yeah. The guy has a, fucking helmet. That makes sense. In the game, like it's literally built around goggles. Right. Ah. That makes sense. Oh man. It's, it's whatever. Whatever. That's basically, I can't even. That's what it comes down to, whatever. How can I feel anymore?

Feel things. It really does suck being a consumer of like a difficult industry like this. You know, it's not just like sports. Don't get me started. It's just going to be a thing. Sports is just, that game's going to be on. And then like, oh, if you're a fan, a video game, What else do you have to deal with That is remotely close to this? We had a bad draw, I think Of a lot of things Yeah

Like our generation Because I feel like We're tech Like we're the most technically literate Yeah You know technologically That's left I guess Yeah

Yeah like because zoomers don't know How to use computers And Gen X kind of barely Well then Yeah That's fair Bumer's certainly not Yeah

That's fair And so, like, we understand how things should be. Yeah. And then everything, like, we got to see, like, video games that, like, costed a lot of money, but also kind of delivered still. Yeah. And we got to see that, like, crumble. And so it's just like, we know better. And so we were seeing how things are, I think.

And it's just like, man, this is so much shittier than I remember it being. Not even that long ago. Yeah. You know? It wasn't even like a childhood thing. It was like mid, like early 20s. Mm-hmm.

I remember things being fine. Yeah. Things were, I mean, things are just too, like, hey, imagine if God of War,

Ragnarok was half, the length it was. And a lot of that team got to work on some other shit. Yeah. Or something. Like, I just like think,

like, I don't need, I don't need Ragnar Rock to be as long as it is. Of course not. Especially if it's, if there's a segment of it where you're just fucking picking flowers.

Which preventing me from diving back into that game. which I'm sure I'm considering buying it on Steam just so I can like Mod pass it. Yes, literally. I've considered that with Yakuza so I can just get past all the grinding. Yeah, that's smart. Especially at least the Yakuza games are like cheap. Fuck yeah.

God of War is still like there's $400. And I was like, I can't. I can't justify it. I was like, I can't. $400 for love. I can't buy. I bought the game brand new, which I really do. So on PS4 or whatever, you bought it.

So $70 and I'm like, I'm going to spend another $50. I can't justify it. I can't justify it. Do you hear the rumors that a lot of companies are like kind of hoping that Grant the Thought of 6 is $100 so they can boost their price up? I did hear that. That's, I feel like that's crazy. That's where we all have to unite.

I don't care where you lie politically. It's like we can't allow that to happen. Do not buy this fucking game. Please. I know. Well, here's the thing. Well, here's, I mean, it depends obviously. I think rock star and maybe.

maybe Larian Are the only people who could probably make a game That would justify $100 A Rockstar can do it Larian I think Anybody who tries to follow that Project Red could do it But they have to

We have to have to have to have to have to have They haven't shown us yet They have to They'd have to like really promise They would have to make a blood vow It would be like It's gonna be really good We swear to God

Like they would literally die 100%. The reason The reason why, like, so to me, I feel like, look, $70 is a lot, but, like, I remember, like, looking at, like, game catalogs and seeing, like, the original Mario Brothers are, like, games like that for, like, $90. It's not that much. It's not really that much. I understand why, like, it bothers me. Yeah.

When you think about it, right? Of course, it's, it's, it's, the sticker. I'd buy less games. The sticker of it is annoying. I do know that most games probably should cost more than, like, $90 or $100. But, like, Rockstar is probably, like, the own, honestly, probably the only company that I could see. even justifying that. And anybody who thinks they're going to get away with that,

who's not them, is laughing themselves into a grave. I think now Larian is proven they could. I think, like, Red Dead 2 is absolutely worth $100. Yeah, unquestionably.

Yeah. Like so, yeah, I understand that. Dude, you imagine fucking, Ubisoft be like, all right.

A saddustlead Shadows that'll cost $100. $100. Like, you're joking. Someone would shoot him. I am. You're joking. I have.

I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. Yeah, no, I can't. I can't. I don't even want to think about that. Go to the next question. All right.

You get shot. Someone will get a hundred dollars. Someone would just throw a fucking fucking Misenko in their face. Yeah. Right. Maseko. He's like, what the fuck? He's not doing that this close.

I recently, I recently got my necrotic gallbladder removed rod in. It says second time writer here. Welcome back. He says a couple months ago or so I finally finished RDR2. Nice. Perfect timing. Excluding the epilogue for now. That's fine.

You've completed. And bawled my eyes out while doing it. After completing the game, I finally and finally getting to understand all the references. I wanted to ask if there's any game on your backlog you've been meeting to get to you for a while or a game you know you'd love and just haven't gotten around to it. Mini. He's so insane. an insane... I don't know for me.

I think I don't really have to I don't know how. Because for me, like I have to move on to things quick. And so like I try to play things enough to get a pretty good understanding of them

and if, I don't know. I feel like a lot of games are pretty drawn out for no reason. So to me I'm like, I'll play this until I'm satisfied and then I'll move on to something else. Right.

But the Outer Wilds is sitting there on like my machine. And I've heard people talk about this game a lot. It's like often recommended. Yeah. But like every time I try to start it, like I'm not in the right. vibe or like it's not

I don't think it's bad but like I'm not receptive to what's happening Yeah and so like I've been putting that game off for fucking ever The Witcher 3 is another one I got like 30 something hours into the Witcher 3 Got pulled away to something else There's so much more left bro I know but like there's so much more left

But that's a lot of time to put into it I agree you know yeah There's so much Like 92 hours pray I have to finish I love pray so much and I just got stuck You just never finished. I got stuck and then I moved on to something else. I'm trying to think of really what games I bought that I haven't.

I'm trying to discipline myself into finishing the outer worlds right now. Okay. I'm like, I'm 50 hours in. I still have to get to the DLC or something. But so are you, Kingston, do you not have a super lengthy library? I don't think so. Yeah, that makes sense. Every AAA game since like 2018 I've bought and finished.

because that's like there's okay it's you don't play like a lot of like side shit any shit or anything because I'm it's it is it is to me it's impressive if you finished everything that you played because there's so much shit I just don't know how like

I can't think of a game that I have that's a major game like name off like the major releases right now see if like I like um right now I've existed like between since like 2018 to like now I'm on my fucking like yeah you might have to I don't know I don't even know

I mean we've all the big ones, I think. You know, Red Dead, got a war, Spider-Man. I have so much, let's see, so Marvel Spider-Man 2,

I still haven't played yet. What's that? Fucking, Suns of the Forest. I don't know what that is. It's just the sequel to the forest. Oh, yeah, that's right.

I forgot about that. Valheim, I haven't played about that. Played a little bit of Valheim. People are, like, I liked Valheim, actually. Yeah.

I didn't hate it. I play that with Eyeblind and he ruined everything. Terrible video game partner. Horrible. He's actually pretty, like, the issue with him is that he's in a, his laptop is fine.

I kind of want to just give him my old laptop, ship it over to him. Because like, he tries to play Marvel rivals with us and his, he's, it just crashes. Like, his laptop just crashes.

I'm like, bro. Like, because when he does play with me, he's a really good Luna. He's like a really good support. But like, it's just,

he can't stay in the game. He's gone. Oh, fucking, God, this is just, this is even recent shit. Like Space Marine 2?

I've done to finish that. Hogwarts's legacy. I have no one to play that yet. Hogwarts legacy. I've played about 15 hours, 20 hours of Yeah. I have no want to play that game.

You don't, it's kind of like, I can't, it looks kind of fun, look, I can't deny that there's like a whimziness to it that's kind of, it's kind of adorable. I care not for Hog first,

for that series at all. I have no care of attachment to it. I mean, I don't either. I just, but it's just like as mechanically, like the flying around and like the,

the magic, because it reminds, it reminded me of inquisition. Like, it was just like, this is kind of looks neat enough for me. I don't give a, It plays better than Inquisition.

I imagine it. I would hope so. Like, significant. So which makes me, I'm like, this, I did the tutorial, the opening tutorial, and I had, because I was just testing the 4070 I had to see if that, if there was an issue with it or I don't, because I never figured out what was wrong with that machine. But, yeah, I was testing it out on the 70 and the 360, 3060. And, like, I was with the tutorial twice.

And I'm like, this feels good. It felt fun. Just the tutorial. And I was like, I imagine it must be like, once I start getting all, like, the magic and shit. But also, it's. kind of lower on the list. Yeah. God,

there's so many games. I was one of the few people I know that played the original fucking dragon's dogbook. That like, before even the Darker Risen DLC came out. And I was like, and I was like, this fucking great.

Like, I really, Capcom like did something pretty cool here. And then number two came out. I was like, holy shit. I never, I haven't played it.

I haven't played it. Yeah, I didn't finish. I didn't finish that. Oh, okay. There's one. I didn't finish that. There's one.

I feel like everything else. I finish though because I feel like I don't You don't dive into the weeds though Yeah you're very selective You're very selective I would say I guess Every game that you play

You play with the intent of finishing Yes Whereas like I like kind of dive into things Out of curiosity Yeah I don't play games To not finish them Yeah I don't start reading things

Like I finished I recently read I read a book called Blood Meridian Was that like a fiction It's like a fucking story It's like a video I forgot the fucking author's name, but it's like a fucking gay fucking romance novel. It's not, it's not.

It's hard for me to read fiction. It's not romantic at all, in fact. It is, uh, it's, it's, it's about a fucking gang club. I've got the, um, the, the toddler gang. And it's, it's, it's so fucking horrible. It kind of shows you like the really, uh, barbaric nature of like the open range west. All right. Save it for the book club.

And it's super. It's, it's like one of the most fucking niggas ever exists in that book. His name is the judge. He just sucks. That's not a real person. He's not a, he's not a, he's not a, real person. Yes.

He's a character. I'm talking about Mike Judge. No. Mike Judge is the Wild West. Did you see the King of the Hill is coming to Fortnite? Let's go! I can't. That's so late.

You get to play his ladybird? What? The bird? The dog. I forgot that that was the dog. That, it's probably Hank Hill. I would imagine.

Bobby, I'd play as Bobby. It's got to be Hank and Bobby. I don't think it's Bobby actually. Oh, so it's only Hank? Well, no, I could be actually. I was thinking.

There's no way it's not Bobby. No, actually, it could be Bobby. You can be Bobby. shooting the kids, I don't know. I was, is there other kids and, Oh yeah,

yeah, and Ang. Oh, Ang's, okay. Yeah, but Ang's like, Asian. Yeah,

so he's not human technically. Yeah, yeah, that's crazy. No, so yeah, like, my backlog's fucking enormous.

Because, like, I just, I typically play games for the, for, just to feel them out mechanically.

Yeah. And if I like them, I'll try and stick with them and I'll finish them, but I usually get pulled away from something. So even games

that I really, really, really like, I get pulled away from, got pulled away from it. I actually did like Hogwarts Legacy from what I played of it got pulled away from it.

But also a lot of that is just kind of because I understand how long these things are going to be. Space Marine is a little bit more approachable that I heard it was like seven hours or something

which is ideal. It's perfect. But like, Howard's like, I'm looking at it. It's like, oh, I play it and I'm like, I'm having good,

I'm having a good time with this. But am I having 50 hours? Good time with it? Like, do I want to spend 50 hours doing this in a row?

Like, Hot Wars is the type of game that I probably would put a trainer on just fuck around beat the story real fast Exactly Yeah

So like I don't know My back clock's fucking enormous But the glaring one is Is prayed for me Because I really loved it And then I just I got stuck And then I think Eldon Ring came out

And then completely derailed me That's true Elden rings another one I didn't finish I didn't finish either of those I played the fuck out of those That game in a DOC God damn

I haven't done a shadow I just I'm not It's more Eldon ring. Sounds good. I'm not, I'm not in the mood to struggle right now. That's kind of, that, I, I, I want to, playing like, Soulsboard games, you're like, well,

your progression is like, is, is a reward after a while. You're going. You're going to get on this one boss where you're like, God damn it. I have to sit down and learn their pattern. Yeah. And I don't feel like doing that right now. Yeah. The thing for me is, it's like, if I'm going to struggle to persevere, I think I'd rather just

do that in the world. In real life. Like, I don't know. Like, I don't know. Like, fake, like, perseverance over, over, like, fictional rewards to me is getting less and less. I'm a little burnt out. Like, I don't know.

All those games, too, because, like, I played the fuck out. I had a little, I missed that, actually, because I was talking to my friend about the Ring City DLC of DS3. And I kind of missed that feeling where I was like, oh, yeah, that was really fun and awesome, a good time. and so I did think about going back to an experience it again but it was just making me think I'm like I I played that shit so much I'm like I'm actually

I'm just kind of I'm just exhausted It's uh it is yeah it is I mean I'm definitely done playing them for a while now too Are you not gonna play the night rain? I'm gonna try it for sure Yeah I'll probably get sucked in I could see myself getting I'm probably not gonna fucking grind it to the point I'm like fucking crying like I was in Dark Souls 3 I feel like the only thing I'm like three made me cry I fucking Nameless King made me cry that fucking dumbass dragon I was like I was literally crying

Yeah move the mic away I get I don't I got lucky man I got lucky the Nameless King didn't give me that many problems They brought that nigga back in the fucking Eldon ring deal Like where he could Like how did he get that night rain

Dude I saw that and I got so mad Because I was like I thought I got rid of that Nick You thought I got rid of him dog. No. I killed him. Why is he back? I think I got lucky with that and

and Melania? Whatever her name is? Yeah. There's a, I cheese that bitch to fuck out. There are some times where like, like say for example, I struggled with the Gale in the ring city. You'll see the final boss.

I struggled with him so much. And a lot of people said like, I don't know. I whipped his ass. And I'm like, I couldn't whip his ass. I kept getting to his final stage where he was just being retarded

and it kept shooting his shit and it just kept getting me eventually. Jumping and spinning around the fucking man And I was like what the Like what are you doing it's like That boss for me the two bosses In like souls for me that are like the most like fuck These guys are Gail

And then the werewolf motherfucker you blah blight Not blithe Maliketh The werewolf The werewolf that the fucking death blade The one that's jumping off the fucking Oh an Eldon ring That's the one that I got that I got

That's the one I bailed on And I was like I was playing I played 170 hours of Eldon Ring And then I got to that fucking guy. Okay. I'm not doing this. I think I didn't fight him. I don't think I...

You have to. You have to. I just don't remember. He's a mandatory boss. I don't remember that at all. But I definitely... He's in the fucking, the city suspended in time. Yeah, he's in the floating city.

And he's like jumping off walls. He's doing gamers off the wind and then shooting fucking rocks at you. And then slapping the floor and the floor jumps up out of you. And I'm like, this guy sets a rat. My brain didn't retain that information because I can't picture that fight. Yeah. He's the boss that after the giant. After the.

So I definitely did it because I beat it because that's when my experience started glitching a little bit to where it felt a little. I got robbed technically where like the fire giant didn't change. You know what he like has his legs off? He literally just died. He died. And I was like, wait, is that it? And then. I had that exact same experience.

The, the, I'd be the fire giant in like two swings. Oh, really? I was like, what the hell is that?

Must be nice. And then the, the champion, dude, whatever his name is, when he like fucks that lion thing on him. Orloo.

Yeah. And then he fucking horloo or Harleu. And he's like, oh, warrior, whatever he calls himself. Liga!

He hit him one time and he died. No, no, that's what happened. He didn't have life. And I killed him immediately.

And I was like, what? And I was so mad that I wasn't recording Because I was like that What And then another thing happened where When the tree was finally lit Yeah

I was able to My all of my souls Were returned to me Like But I was still at the same level So I let like I basically I got double level It was insane I got double the shit

And I was like I did post about it That I at least I posted I was like bro Did anybody this happen To anybody else At the very end

It just The game just collapsed It was like It kind of collapses in itself The further you get in It happened at Dunkie The final boss That fucking

Whatever Yeah He like one shot it Or something It's something like that happened To him It was something retarded I was like

This is funny You know I like that nobody Was angry My bitch ass grinding through Crying Tragically

with my fucking katana and my fucking moonvale you know that shit that moonvale is a fucking broken ass that weapon was so fucking strong for no reason that's the one thing about Eldon Ring that did have just the so many versus Dark Souls right there are so many different things that you can like theory craft to where it's like okay if you're struggling and they actually work on like dark souls like in either is there a soul gamer either the uh the magic that works or the faith doesn't or faith works in a magic doesn't

like one of them is always super weak and in this game I would say faith is still weak, the invocations or whatever, like the healing stuff like that, all of the faith stuff is kind of weak. But it still works. Well, the thing to me is just like, I like, I like that Eldon Ring is as wide as it is. And I like that Sekaro is as tight as it is.

Yeah. But to me, like the in-betweens, where it's like dark souls, where it's like, it's not quite. To me, it's like, I don't know what. I see. I don't know if I get anything out of this. I just, because I like that Sekaro is like, this is how you're going to play it.

You got to meet me here. It reminds me of like NES games, where it's just like, these are your tools. go fucking deal with it everything's tailored to these tools yeah I'm okay with it broke you break the fuck open it's just fucking you do a Kamehama if you want I love

yeah literally aesthetic I think aesthetically that game is fucking fucking preem everything is so fucking cool the way to clash is sound the way you kill your fucking end of the way you step on people's fucking neck you fucking floyd them and kid don't on them to the fucking neck I think that should be great the sound design of that game is great

the fucking bleeding sound yeah the fucking dragon fight you finished you guys both did you guys finish the game yeah the dragon fight that fight is crazy dude he's throwing windlass it and you catch a lightning blade and flinging it at his face i'm like this is fucking late that fight's super cool it looks fucking awesome too and then the fight where you fight your fucking cousin i'll find the fucking monkey though dude and they get his fucking heads god and then he's just like oh wait let's go that fight is actually crazy easy it's fun it's fun

but dude if you parry the uh the monkey's three swings yeah he automatically falls down for a critical hit. Every time I didn't know that. And then I found it out by mistake. I was like, what if I can perry this? And I did. And I was like, this dumb-ass, headless fucking monkey-ass bitch. Just go there and start stabbing it violently.

I fucking love that game. Mixing that game, which is hilarious. Yeah, yeah. He's the fucking. He's the monkey. He's the monkey. Mick the monkey. No, he's the blue ninjas, the blue samurai ninja guys.

Oh, cool. What do you fight? That's mixed voice. And I was like, what the fuck? I didn't know that. What the fuck? I knew he was in there. didn't know who. Michael Rojas

wrote it and he says, hey fellas, Chris mentioned on Sacred that he's particularly fond of edibles which ones. I'm not a cop, law. TLC, T-HC ones. D-L-C. Just D-L-C. T-L-C, I don't know, I just, I do like five, I usually eat half of a 10 milligram because it

helps me, it boosts my appetite up and it makes me more motivated to cook. Because if I don't, like if I'm not because the thing is I get hungry, but then when I get hungry, I'm like, I'm still picky. so if I could just like boost my appetite then I'm like okay

I don't care what I eat If I don't care what I eat I'm just hungry I kind of want to make something It's just easy for me to do it that way But I don't know I'm not tripping it right in I can't I don't do the weeds They don't work on them

I mean they have a crazy effect on me Yeah like some people say like oh It's like five times and Because yes It's absolutely true But also they say it's like five times More psychoactive than like smoking weed and I think that's true for me

Yeah But like for a lot of people Like I dated this one girl briefly Where I watched her eat like an entire bag of gummy worms And she was like Because she was from like Texas And I'm like yeah We can just buy this shit like

Willy nilly And then nothing She was like She was like You know I was just like Me if I would have had one I would have been like

Oh If I had a whole bag I would sit down And then you would see my spirit Stand up outside of me Yeah And then sit down and it would just, that would keep happening. Yeah.

My spirit, spirit would stand up outside of it. I can't fucking do that. Yeah. I can't be high no more. I'm just not, I don't got it in me. Every time I get high, I just fucking, I get like really, I get really like all my tolerance for bullshit kind of disappears. So I've become a very unnice version of myself. Yeah, I can't imagine.

I just want fucking suffered. I just want fucking, uh, I'm not a downer guy. That's the only thing. I actually want more. I want I it makes me mad that like yesterday I was trying to write a song but I was like in zombie mode I didn't sleep enough so throughout the day like I just couldn't focus and I'm like I need caffeine wasn't enough I need something that'll get me in sleep I need well just go quickly but I don't want to charge back up okay see that's I probably yeah like you know but I just don't like do shit like that of course but I I need like I need something that's like over the case. I need something that's over the counter. That's just like... Edging.

Edging is over the counter. You have automatic. I think Edging will just make me upset. Just drink some more of that venom. Oh yeah. Look at me. Like, I don't have the prolapse anymore. Then I just like just get it back.

Boom. Yeah. I'm so focused. I'm so focused. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I'm not tripping all the time. I just like, I have to boost my appetite because I will forget to eat if I don't.

Like it's just, it's a, it's pretty important. I don't even know. what that's like. I don't do drugs. I'm a fucking loser bitch. Like you who does drugs. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, okay, my bad.

You're like those stupid dare programs? That was like a tinge of sadness. Oh, okay. My apologies. I'm sorry. I didn't know it was being hurtful. Anyway. Mike, my.

My conical romance. Nice. Very cool. That's so stupid. I'm just visualizing that. That's pretty good. There's no way that's a word, though. But like I like the stretch of it.

Colonical can't be real. No, colonic, but not colonic. Colonic, yeah. I don't know what a colonic means exactly. I mean,

it's just something. Well, you know what a colonic is. Or relating to the colon. Oh, okay, yeah. Okay, yeah. Of the colon.

Of the colon. Colon on. Well, colonel on. And oh, my colon's in the audience. Ew. It's just laying up. Like Gallagher.

Ew. That is crazy. My collodical aerobans already says, hi, highest narks, 2018 listener here. Welcome. What's up?

I like the idea is like, is that even real? I don't think we started at 2018. I mean, probably of, oh, very, I think,

oh, you guys. I think, yeah, when we did the exact one. Oh. That was, I think maybe,

I could be misremembering. It was not 2019. I know that for sure. Well, it was probably... Oh, it was definitely not 2020. It was 2018. No, there you go. Anyway, so he says,

first time actually contributing. Well, welcome aboard. You late fuck, but thanks, how much. Thank you. Writing in to point out that the guy... I love this, by the way. I fact-checked this before we started because I wanted to make sure

that this was not a lie. But writing to point out that the guy who gets shot in the Wolfenstein cut scene is actually meant to be Ronald Reagan, which makes it five times funnier for me at least. P.S. Dave Mustane is an avid Obama's citizenship denier who claims he knows it to be true. Thought I throw that out. Peace. He knows that it be true. Dave is in the Leitzinger. Magerhead. Magerde. Dave Mastain's an idiot and he fucking like said. He,

like Alex Jones, I'm so, I'm so privileged to have you on the show. They're the same fucking person essentially, except for one's talented. You know what I mean? Yeah. So I didn't so dude, I didn't put this together. I don't know if you're familiar with this cutscene from Wolfenstein 2, I believe. But I didn't put this together until this comment. I went in factually. He was totally real and it makes total sense.

But like the whole point of Wolfensstein is that the Nazis win World War II and that the world is all like dystopian and like Nazi and all weird. Right. And Hitler survived deep into his old age and he's making a movie about his life. And so he's like on Mars for some reason. I don't know. he's on Mars. Whatever. He's on Mars

and he's got a little mansion and he's like seeing actors to see like who's going to play me in my movie. And this guy comes up and he's like Oh, great script Mr. Hitler. And he's like, you don't call me Mr. Hitler. He says it in German but he's like You refer to him as minefure. It's like, what do you would? You're a Jew, you're a Jew. He's freaking out. He's like waving a gun on him. He's like, no.

Sorry, I'm from Arizona. And then he just shoots him 15 times. I didn't realize that it's like that's supposed to be Ronald Reagan. because Role Reagan was an actor and I was like, oh, that's so fucking that's awesome. That's great. That is great. That's awesome.

That's so sick. Doesn't fucking like Lenny Kravitt? No, sorry, not Lenny Kravitt. What? No, no, no. The guy that he bit. Oh my God. Other black guy with guitar, the original one.

Hendricks. Like, didn't Henry, Jimmy him I saw I saw a cut scene of Jimmy Hendrix getting Swiss chees in the in the in the the the what is it the new Colossus or whatever oh I don't know I didn't to be honestly I don't remember the stories of those games really there's like a black guy playing the guitar and he's jamming and they tell me like what the fuck is this they had it in for fucking good old Jimmy yeah anyway good old Jimmy Jim you see that video of someone speeding up the the clip of Jimmy Hendrix and it's like Jimmy Hendrick if he wasn't mid

And it's that song that's been going around. It's like, y'all, I'm rubbing peanut butter on my cock. Y'all! I'm rubbing peanut butter on my cock. It's crazy. I have not heard this at all. What is it? Can you play that?

Yeah. So I haven't, I can't find the Jamie Hendrix version. You know the song. I've never heard that in my life. I can't even imagine. Here's someone, literally rubbing peanut butter on his rooster. Jimmy Hendrix, if he wasn't mid. If he wasn't mid and then it's like a sped up, him playing it.

That's playing over it. I was laughing for a good minute. That is. I can't find that fucking meme anymore. That is bewildering. Oh my God. All right. That sucks.

The internet is so garbage. To be honest, that's what a lot of music sounds. like to me. Yeah. Like, not like, I don't want to be like, oh,

new music sucks. That's stupid and fucking annoying. But like a lot of music, like I've heard music that unironically sounds like that. There is an old person that would be like. Like a little pump to me is like that. Yeah.

Little Pump had one song though. I like this Gucci game. Did you see him go after Eminem? Yeah. Of all people. I'm like, bro, calm down.

Stop. He's like you lost his life. Stop. Like Eminem. Stop. I have him to me. He said he lost in life. Yeah, because Trump won.

Remember, Lil Pump said Trump said. Oh, right, right, right. Okay. Have you seen the video? So after Marvel Rivals came out, there's a lot of people that are starting to post videos of them, like, impersonating Wolverine. But unfortunately, a lot of them are people that have some sort of disability. I love those.

I don't know if I want to see. Those are so endearing to me. I don't know if I want to see on camera. Like all the, the. Stop, you show you show me that last. That's not Wolverine. This is not wait. Are you setting it up?

Yeah. Okay. It's another video that the chat can't see. There's just an Eastern European or something. That guy's from like Moldova or something. There's so many. The situational awareness is crazy. There's one.

You held it up off screen. I was showing you guys. I don't care about them. I don't care about them. But there's a lot of them and there's one of a guy that's like. Like Downs? He looks like a... He's in like system of a downs?

He looks like... Fetal Alcohol Syndrome? Ooh. He looks like... Cal Rinnhouse. he's true he doesn't feel like those he looks like a baby that got

got like cursed into being a baby forever but he got taller that's astutely it was like what did I say about Channing Tater he looked like somebody he had Down syndrome but he got cured I hate that because I really think

he's actually really I really think that he was really cool I don't think it's a bad thing I'm just saying but I hate how much that makes me laugh because Lily hates that joke and she loves Shady. I get so seen it though. I say that.

I'm like, yeah. I mean, I'm not disparaging. Like he likes to make a wish on him and it was like, your back. You're back. He's like, oh.

That's crazy. I'm going to go out. I can dance real well. While he was syndrome, he was learning dancing, he was studying it. While he was magic. And then he got cured and he was like,

let's read these names. Let's get to our credits. Get to our. Patrons are $25 and up patrons. We read your names at the end of the show, which ultimately means that you can make your name anything, and I have to read it. Sometimes I pass it off to the guys.

Sometimes I don't. Sometimes we all do it. Fucking... What was that movie? What, Slingblade? Oh, yeah. I've never seen it. I've never seen it.

I've seen many references. I've never seen it either, but I know that. Is that the one with what the same? Bobby Thornton or whatever? Bob fucking Billie, Bob, Bob Thornton, Bob Thorntonlea. Michelle. Blood-born Thornton. Blood-born William.

Blood-born William. Stop. Stop. Thornton. Get out. Get out. Bloody-born Borton. Thornton.

Thornton, Wildthornebury, Billy. Billiam. Fonington William. That's crazy. The Wildebury. Billy Bob His name is People call him

Thorny Bill Hey look at Thorny Bill No No It's thorny pink I have no Context for that reference

I just know that it's an accurate one Yeah Oh my gosh You shouldn't have done that Shouldn't have done that Mm-hmm All right Count me down

Three Two blow No in English three two one there you go the home each me son

is that real yeah each niche shanshi or something is I know it's one through three one to three four I don't know a single number in Japanese

I got to say Japanese is Japanese? Is it? Is it? What is it? Oh is it Chinese? When you doing that

made me up like wait I It's definitely Japanese Yes it is This is how little I know It is About this It's really funny

Because I think it's going to sound a little racist because it is but uh great three uh wait wait wait that's deny deny defend the pose

uh for some reason particularly cantony sounds really funny to me Cantonese sounds funny to everybody that ain't exclusive yeah it's all that they say how do they name like the

way that they speak they're like it sounds like silverware is falling down the stairs and shit I'm not alone me me me coming my people. It's unfortunate how funny it sounds compared to Mandarin. Yeah. It sounds like they're having a normal conversation in an active and never-ending car accident.

I love it. I love it. I have to be raised everybody's on my side. Everybody's on my side. I'm raised and I have friends. The Mandarin. It's just, it's funny.

You know how they sound like in the Mandarin when they, when they're saying, um. Like they're, um? You can bear how it sounds, right? Yeah, of course. That's fucking classic. How does it sound? You've never, it sounds like, So they'll be like, you know, thinking,

like, nigger, naga, uh, so I worked at New Egg, and sometimes they would give like, oh, we're having a meeting and then they would talk in English and in Mandarin. And when they're talking Mandarin, me and my fucking non-man Chinese homies are trying not to laugh

because it just keeps saying, it sounds like it's fucking, it's the pop out or something. It's, they're funny. Do you remember the first time you heard an Asian person say the word, nigger? Um, yes. I still haven't.

Because there was like a lot of the... You really haven't? That's bullshit. I mean, not to my knowledge. Hmm. You never seen those, uh, the, the, the, no, the fast and furious ones. They would hang out in front of like a place and they all have their fucking souped up cars and shit. And then it's just every other word.

We don't, we don't have East Coast Asians like that exactly. Well, we have, but we have, because you guys have the, uh, we have that stupid culture of like, I don't. You guys have the Asian culture. And people would call their motorcycles rice rockets. That's the Domian. Oh, shit. Just remember that. Ah, racism.

Yeah. Oh, shit. Those motherfuckers just hang out. And they were, they were like the South Koreans that are like, you know, they think they're all hood and shit. So for, for, for, right. It's crazy. It's just fucking amazing.

Crazy. Rice rockets. Holy shit. That makes. That makes. I felt the joy of Christmas. That's insane. So for us, we had, um, racism is mad, funny.

It sucks to people really believe it. Yeah, yeah, that's really the problem, yeah. But there was this Asian girl I remember I went to, I was in college. First time I was on Asian person that I said niggas. She was like, you niggas are annoying. I was, I remember, I remember being in class hearing that standing up and looking and being like, what they say that? Did she like, was there any self-awareness of like after saying that?

Not at all. She was just like You know, it's tragic It's like, Kingston was the only Black person in his class No, I was not

All right Absolutely Okay I'm going to continue You What you mean You continue? Continue

I want to hear this joke I'm just telling you You're wrong I want to hear the rest of it though I love it I was because you're You couldn't You couldn't even really

What is the bit for 400 Alex? What is it? You guys are fucking Dishol's man I love it My bits get killed too, right? Usually they're fucking stupid.

No. It's not the same. Rice rockets, man. Oh my God. I am going to, I'm going to be thinking about that forever. I'm going to have to use it. I was like, don't use it. The last time I see rice come on a bike.

It is unfortunate that rice isn't part of his name. It's an Asian thing. It's not unfortunate. He did that on purpose. Well, yeah, but it also makes it unfortunate. You know what I mean? It's not unfortunate. It's like if my name, it was like, there's a, there's a, there's a movie called The Q, right?

It's a black film, right? And there's a guy named Big. Is that where QAnon comes from? Probably. He was probably a big fan of that movie, the QAnon guy. There's a guy in that movie named Big Nigg. And I'm like, stop. So don't do that.

You know, if you want to call. That's my friend Niggilis. Niggilis. Niggilus is a powerful. This is a, my name. My son, Nick Kerr. Nigelone, Negelot. Isn't that crazy?

I hate that. I can't believe he did that. Because Steve Kerr is a super progressive guy that once cried out of press conference, right? After, like, the fucking Warriors game, and they're like another mass shooting happened. And he was fucking crying because he's like, this shit has got to stop. And then he's like, come here, my son, Nick Kerr. His name is Nicholas. His name is Nick Kerr.

His name is Nicholas. That's not an accident, though. That's the thing. Crying over a fucking. spilled in his and blood is so dumb yeah dude I have to say I went and got drinks

I was having a party I don't have a yearly Sandy Hook anniversary party that is fucking Alex Jones probably does you know he does yeah this fucking

anniversary of the time those fucking fake children died fake children oh my god they're all fucking I'm glad you brought this up what the guy

so somebody tagged us in this specifically so we can mention it oh the guy that went in and shot up that comic pizza or whatever Was it called Cosmic or Comet Pizza? He got killed by an officer at a traffic stop.

Wait, hold up. So what's the story again? So the guy that, remember the Comet Pizza was allegedly had like traffic children in it or something. That's when Alex Jones was a pizza gate thing. It was, but yeah, it was a part of Pizza Gate, yeah. Right, all right. So that turned out to be not true. A guy went in there and fired off around because he was probably being crazy and probably,

He fired off a round of probably like a threatening fire kind of a thing. Like a boogie shot? Yeah, I was going to say a fake warning shot. So that happened. And apparently he at a traffic stop, he had a gun and the cops were like, put your gun down and then they blew him away. It's like, well, yeah, it's weird that it took this long. mean, sometimes the universe

do be funny. Sometimes, sometimes it, it feels good. That is crazy. Yeah. I just, of course it would be a traving.

Travex are so dangerous. It's insane. That's why, like, there's no way. Put the sandwich down. That's why you don't do, like,

you're suspended in, in time. This is why I don't have my, this is why, like, I don't have my car. You put your show me wallet? That's why I'm always like,

you, like, it's so stupid. If I knew that death wasn't permanent, I would do shit like that. Oh, of course. Pull that guy over. He looks kind of like a gun. He looks like a gun. Put the gun away, sir.

It's like, I'm literally, I'm just me. I'm walking. I'm walking. Put the gun down. What are you talking about? They roll out of fucking cannon from the back of the police cruiser. Aimed right at you. This is not funny.

That is so impractical. Stop. Resisting. Stop resisting. Yeah. Such a stupid fucking I don't know man cops have it out for me man.

18 century candid. Cops have it out for me. Every time I drive I'm always pulled over just because I'm speeding and driving on the sidewalk. Yeah, I mean, they always pull me over.

This is America and they're like won't let you do simple shit. Like I'm trying to beat traffic so you just want to get on the fucking sidewalk. What I'm going to manifest destiny? Yeah, I'm going to manifest my destiny and run people over now. Did Trump say some bullshit like that

about fucking Greenland or something? Yeah, yeah, manifest destiny. God damn it, man. Somebody read that wrong and then they instead manifested destiny having a lawsuit. So this is Trump's responsibility. The imaginator. He can imagine things. The imaginator.

Anyway, starting the credits that we started 20 minutes ago. Oh, yeah, right. I'm going to wrap it up by it within nine minutes. Yeah. The homeless person in between the Chinese teeth. Ha ha ha ha, we're funny You're funny I'm going to kill

The president with a murder I still have all my teeth You fuck heads right Make fun of me all you When you guys are fucking dumb I have all my teeth I may have a gap But they're also really well aligned

Leave me alone Fuck you guys I wish I can put a cock Between my fucking gap I'm jealous Do you have your teeth No right Not really

It's so like there's just a little You don't have a gap I wish I had a gap Between all of my teeth Yeah They're all like fun mirrors Like you just like You feel like a demon every time you smile.

It look like Stonehenge. That's some Wendigo shit. That's some shit that's like, yo, you gotta put this guy to sleep. Yeah, he doesn't need to. You don't pass those jeans on either. You bite an apple and it looks insane. It looks like what the fuck.

It looks, it's like. It looks like a peeler. It's like looking at it's looking at it's looking at. It's looking at. like a row of people who have been sentenced to death and every other person

is a firing squad and every other person in between is just blunt force you know where it's like that's what it looks like when I bite into an apple

I think there's precision damage and then just like mushy like fucking unfocused that's crazy dude some people have some really fucked teeth

I've seen people some really fucking they do they're all British particularly Europeans you know it's crazy European you haven't fuck

I have seen I have seen I saw a vine or not a vine what am I wow I saw a video it's because Musk was talking about bringing back vine

what we're gonna call it V or some shit so I saw a video I saw a video of this this British kid talking about he was like

clowning on some some person it was like British child yeah and it's like you know he's like maybe eight maybe nine modern

a modern British child so like modern medicine exists you know modern dentistry exists. Teeth. Teeth fucked beyond recognition.

I think it's genetic. I think it has to be. Well, also a lot of... I hate to be rude. I think it's because the fluoride there in their water isn't working. Or like they don't do it. I actually do think that's part of it.

Also, a fuck, some of them are in... Fuck ton of them are in red. Like a metric. Like, no, it's like, it's like a... It's like a silly number. It's like, it's like a number that's so high. It's like hilarious. Is it?

It is. It is. It is a lot of them are in bread people. I don't, I don't deny that. I just wonder how much of it is a stereotype. There's definitely a stereotype with a bunch of black people were criminals.

Like, of course of, yeah, but that is a good point of us, you know, good portion of us doing it. I fucked my sister this morning. I couldn't believe how good the pussy was. Digital.

I do say it. I was losing my fucking mind. I was gooning like a fucking lunatic. What animals are British people have that we don't have? I don't have. They don't have. They have just weak reversions of everything we have. Like the Saturday mule I was fucking that guy

Like one of those London pigeons A London pigeon is a pigeon that commits suicide A London pigeon is a pigeon A big bed on purpose A London pigeon is a pigeon That pickpockets That's crazy Fucking Oliver twist ass pigeons

So much shit on her its wings Yeah Just got watches hanging from it shit Yeah yeah Oh you'd like to get a watch here for a good price wouldn't ya He ain't down my pocket wall. I mean chirp. Beep.

I mean chirp, beep. What the fuck? Tweet. I mean, what the buzz say? Well, scary, no. Well, I'm not trying to get. I don't want to blow my cover, if you know what I mean. I don't want to blow my cover.

It's like gangs of New York. So like, you know, the birds like just doing like chirp, chirp, tweet, tweet. And then it's like, are you? Are you? What are you buying? What are you buying? Dude, I love that fucking merchant. You know, it's crazy?

There's a merchant in medieval 2. So, like, from like 99 or something, maybe 2000. And it's that exact guy, but it's before Resident Evil 4. No way. I'm not even joking. Like, he's called The Spiv, which is hilarious. It's very British, but he's like, he opens and he goes like this. Like, you can't see on it.

But he goes like, he opens this thing. He's pointing. He's like a creepy little fucking guy. And I'm like, that's so interesting. I mean, it's probably like a movie. You know, it's probably like a reference to something that's been in film. Some trope, yeah. But it was wild to see.

I was just like, oh shit, because this is before raising before. Are you looking to porn? In 2000, the average inbred rate in the UK was about 2.64% for females and 3% for males. Okay, so that's...

That's really, really high. I mean, that's... I'm thinking 50%. That is insane. That is... I don't think it's that insane. Would you consider? Consider what, Chris?

Consider what? Chris Does he know? No, I don't know I don't know You just see King Is doing all crazy shit But that's the king It's not the fucking

Yeah, but like They did it for a reason Even though it was a dumb reason I guess so I guess so I wouldn't consider it's so high I guess it's I wouldn't consider it's so high

That I would expect Any random video Of like a British child To by default Have inbred teeth I guess is what I'm saying It's not that high I believe he bites

You get sick Like really really sick You're like You're like Bitten ones your arm falls off. You get the gray meat the judge I see.

Oh, the gray meat. Yeah, we hold, we hoard British young ones. I recently got my necrotic. I recently got,

duh. I got, I recently got my necrotic gallbladder removed. Do you need your gallbladder? What does it do? I mean, you can leave.

I thought, well, I thought that, well, I thought that, it turns your, uh, your, it's the thing that produces,

uh, uh, uh, Bile, no? I think it's what it is. Isn't the thing that it helps you digest? And then like, so without it, it doesn't like really cleanse the acid, the, the, the, the, whatever, the, the,

our stomach acid. Oh. So then like, it doesn't, then when you have, when you're digesting acid, obviously a bunch of water is pulled into your system to dilute it. So it's not burning the fuck out of you. So then you have like, uh, you basically have diarrhea. I think if you, if you, if you don't have a gallbladder, you essentially just have diarrhea. Forever?

I think so. I think, I think you have to take things. Oh, to help you break it down if you don't have a gallbladder, if I remember correctly. That's crazy. Yeah, I think so. I think that's what it is. That's upsetting. Yeah.

I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that's right. If not, somebody let me know. I don't know what anything in my body does. I am profoundly ignorant on biology, for sure. I'm trying to catch up, but I just did a bunch of a checkup, do referrals and shit. Try to make sure I'm not dying or have cancer or something, you know. Yeah. Because that would be really annoying.

Like, oh, yeah, you have everything. I'm like, fuck. Turns out you have, you've accumulated. literally everything with the last summer. Oh my god. Oh god damn it. And then now that I'm aware, I just

complete a collapse. Yeah. I've been feeling really... Die at the strip club. And it's, all right, I would go. I would go to strip club

and then blow my head off. And I'd be swinging on the pole and boom. I want to look like that too where like I just have a fucking explosive in my body and I'm like... If you found out you had you had like one year to live, would you just kind of go?

And it was, there was no chance. It wasn't like a oh you could be in remission or something Would you like spend time Just doing a bunch of crazy shit I would just do things I enjoy I would not put up with things I didn't enjoy But would you like go off and do like stuff that like maybe you were too afraid to do

No No I think I would skydive I might Yeah I would do some of that I would try being gay for sure Oh yeah You know

I think you're gay already do I mean I'm gonna die Let's see what let's see what it's like What if it turns out? I was like oh man I should have been bisexual this whole time I'm stupid I was not, I would not turn gay because I want to go to heaven.

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while the doctor was shouldered even my rectum. All I can think about was Shannon Sharp eating. That's crazy. Oh, my God. I'm not going to be some swat. What do you think, Derek? Well, I worked at New Egg. I worked at New Egg.

You know this metal band. They're called phraging homocybe. sexual's dicks in my fucking throat. That's great, Derek. I like prolapsing assholes on my fucking tongue. I like, I like tugging people's assholes at my fucking teeth. I like flossing people's assholes at my teeth. Wow, Derek.

That's cool. Yeah, fucking metal. Crazy, Derek. What's up? God is gay. Oh, man. What the fuck is happening? I don't know, dude.

I think we're going crazy. I think so, too. I'm going crazy. My wife is white. My wife is not black. He forgets. Oh, I just had a president exam.

It's funny. He left and the second he left. I just thought immediately. I couldn't keep it to myself. How stupid this gag is. All right. Plankton and the cum bucket. 1,000 Waste to Die,

come edition. Built of What? What the fuck is a Virgil Tongue Swaffles well? I haven't the slightest clue. All the slander and lies and deviancy while I was gone. It sucked. Secrets and lies and secrets.

Built a Virgil Tongue Swaffles way in my garage. I ain't lie. Now coming out, I'm fin of fly. To the nearest. Pride Parade Goodbye. Nice. I don't know what any of that means. I don't know what word I just said.

Bars, bars, bars indeed. Nothing nowhere one by one. That's a secret, that's a sequel to everything everywhere. Oh. That's awesome. That's the dark ending. Nothing nowhere one by one is really, what is that? A chip.

Not chew it. Looks like a pale Dorito. This is the beginning of a Dorito, right? Yeah, it's like a prenatal garretro. It's like a, like a zygote. How early does a baby become black when it's inside the wound? Is it not, is a baby not black? There's a certain point is a black baby.

Well, all babies start white, obviously. Yeah, you know, they're pure. Because they're sperm. But at what point is the baby become black? That's a good question. I don't know. I would imagine around the time, it's a dumbest question for whatever.

Around the time. Around the time their heart gets corrupted. They let the darkness in them. By the spirit of you. Yakoo. No, Yakup didn't create us. I don't know.

You think I know white people? You know any of the shit? I barely know any of the shit. I barely know. I don't know what the fuck. I spent years in Catholic school. I still barely understand it.

Yeah. I just know that Jesus is dead. I don't know this is Jewish. He's dead. He's dead. I know his dad was Jewish too. I know that. I was Jewish.

I don't know. God is. Is God Jewish? Yeah, I guess. God is. God is everything. So God's a base. God was.

You guys had no good of us. What did you said. What did. Anything. Whatever. Everybody wants to gate. Everybody wants to gate my ass by the rear rears for queers. Nice.

Rears for queers. Doer do do do do do do do do do do do do. Welcome to my ass. You can come inside. That's pretty good. Break open my ass. I like guys And I like dudes

In their big penis Wait I don't know I'm wait There's more There's more Well that was That was about Did come in me

Intravenous Everybody Wants to gape My A Dude That song is so cheery It's such a happy world song

That album's great I love I don't know the whole album That's a I think songs from the big chair That's like that's most of the ones that you would know from Like that's everybody wants to rule the world It's I think mad world I forgot they made mad world That's crazy fucking

I hate when that happens That's the two opposite kinds of songs I heard the Gary Jules thing first Me too yeah It's a cover Yeah it's wild It pisses me off when I'm always like Twist and Shout with the Beatles

Everybody thinks they did it And it's like, that's not even close. Bro, I think I found it on the podcast that, uh, uh, I will always love you. Oh, Whitney Houston? Yeah. Yeah. I think I found out on the podcast. You didn't know her song wasn't hers first?

Fuck no. Wait, who sings it? Wait, who sings it? It was like Dolly Parker or something. Oh, I didn't know that actually. I think we had to. We had a similar thing. I had a similar thing.

I feel like I only know that because. If I didn't learn on the podcast and I'm insane. I see why I only know because my grandma's old. Oh. So that's why she knew about the original. She was like, oh, and even Dolly's like. Okay. Yeah, she didn't.

Maybe it was, look, I'm pretty sure, look, I don't discount that I'm insane. You know, like so, I might have heard somewhere else. I don't know any words to that song at all. Don't you? Oh, my God, it's that song. Forget about meat. Or like, throw, throat, throat. Don't you?

Yeah. Hurt. Hurt by Johnny Cash is another one. Oh, yeah, 90s nails. Yeah, so like there's a ton of those. Wait,

nine inch nails made it first, right? Yeah, nine inch nails wrote that song. That's so in love. Imagine, it's kind of weird. Johnny Cash stealing your love.

Johnny Cash covering nine inch nails. So that was because of, uh, fucking, oh my God. Who's the producer that looks like a fucking, uh, Yetie?

And he's bald. Oh, uh, Pitball. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh my God. I'm going down. I am a yet. Getty. I'm fucking bald. I can't have a dog. I can't.

I forgot his name. He fucking helped start Def Jam. Come on. Oh, Quincy Jones. Oh, my God. It's Tarantino, right? This is crazy that, like, I really don't know. He's so iconic.

He's such a fucking prominent producer. I can't believe I can't remember his name right now. Silly Liverworth. Is he black? No, he's white as shit. Okay. And he's a weirdo, and he has. long gray hair now and he's bald on top.

Oh my God, how do I not remember his name? Just say like co-founder of Def Jam. Oh my God. I don't remember. Fuck, whatever. I can't believe I can't. This is embarrassing. There's a lot of songs like that, though.

Oh, my God, Rick Rubin. Rick Rubin. Jesus, Christ. Rick Rubin, I was, Rick Rubin is responsible for, he's super weird. He's weird as shit. He's responsible for Johnny Cash covering hurt. Really? Yeah, he like basically was helping him in his resurgence in the 2000s.

And so he was the one that like, because Johnny Cash was like, what the fuck? You know, kind of a thing? Yeah. He was like, just listen to this. Like, trust me. And kind of basically, but Rick Rubin, it's the amount of shit that he had his hands in is insane. Like this fucking weirdo, like one of the founders of Def Jam is you would never think. He's like such a weird guy, but he's, you know, he grew in the New York in the, um, what was that iconic venue that everybody played at?

Oh There's a There's a line Hebibis Oh, heby Jeebies Oh yeah Yeah That's so

That is so That's before Right But that's before our parents Probably That was like Well Maybe they were

Maybe they were Well I don't know I don't have parents So my range of parents It's very wrong Yeah you're very wrong Yeah

Your parents My parents My parents My parents are like About that age Yeah They might have You're

Your parents Not the age Of my grandma My grandma is almost 90 Oh yeah, never mind No way They got at least 20 more news

My grandma My range of parents It's like yeah I like listening to Donna Summers And they're like What the fuck Your parents

Listen to like fucking Inch spots Like yeah My grandma was in The Donna Summers And fucking glad it's night And it's like What the fuck

Do you listen to Chuck Barry Of course And fucking Nat King's hole And shit Sinatra Like dude

My range of music that I listen to. Sancha's younger though than that. Sancha, no, he's not. What I'm saying is younger than my grandma. Yes. What I'm saying is like Sanatra's like what? Like you figure Sanchez is not 40s is what I'm saying. I think he's like 15th century.

Can't even keep his straight face. 15. We have recordings. That's crazy. Digital recordings. You open up. There's a mother. There's a time.

I wouldn't drive. That's super dusty kid like fucking stone. Only him. His son voice acted on family guy, but he's from the 15th. Only him. He's the only one. The outfit in my way. And there's rats running around.

There's rats. Now take a chance. He's in like a fucking, like a, what is it? The same clothes. No. Same clothes. He's wearing a modern suit. Everybody listening is in like peasant rags.

Some guy just sits right there. Like in the middle of this thing. He just gets it. shit so they continues listening his ass is hanging out of his little window whenever I see whenever I see a beautiful girl

I see a girl who is beautiful it's just like it's just people shitting the death and the bubonic bling and shit sitting yourself

the death is the crick and shit and dumb and everyone's poor but me. That's dysentery. That's what you call. La-de-da. He's at a theme restaurant too in the 15th century. Yeah.

It's like, welcome to Barnacay Badgers. It's like an old fucking southern theme where they got possums on the wall. Yeah, they got possum on the wall. The original rat pack. It was just him. And five rats.

A five actual rats. They're shit on the street. They're shit on the street. Ew Gross Somebody of the audience is like Wow That's once

Talented That's a talented Bloak Oh did you shit He died He died She's dying She's dying

She's Beaming out of his eyes He's shitting Like the arc of the covenant Got him He's shitting so much change in colors You're so stupid

Oh man dude You stare to the argue The Covenant died L loser How long You couldn't handle The grace of God's love How long would it take you

To die from shitting yourself Probably not long actually I would imagine maybe like three hours Yeah you can probably clear it pretty Definitely pretty soon You get gone You get gone You wouldn't get gone

I don't think so You just pass up before that happened He wouldn't You would try to tear it out And then you get You die It's like a fucking vampire Who's and a vampire dies

And it goes up being a vampire To a thin ass skeleton That's my favorite thing about vampires How they die And they get they in thinning They have You'd like become a vampire In that situation

You're like, oh shit all over me The fuck is this Yeah it sucks Oh man Oh shit Oh man That's a great way to react to that I think.

What becoming a vampire? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, shit. What the fuck. I was gonna be racist then, I guess. I don't really go outside anyway, but like, damn. I wonder how long I'm gonna hide their vampire in a real world.

Like, how long can he genuinely hide it? Not long, I think. I think you'd find out pretty quick. I think someone would capture you. I think somebody would capture you and it's like some fucking weird fucking all-girl will capture you. You'd be like, can you fucking fall in love? It's like, bitch, if I got to hear, I'm going to rip you an ass.

I'm going to get you and I'm going to eat you. How does you capture you? Some dumb fucking, some fucking books she read That was fucking witch book She was like, oh my god Some stupid thing You have to do what I say now or something It's like a bound to me

It's like I'm gonna kill everybody in this fucking I'm gonna tell everybody really to you It's like a stick with on a box With like a box No no that would deter it Well no because you can't get out Once it falls on the inside of the box So you're deterred from moving

Yeah so you're And he just slides a cardboard thing under it You got me and vampires are really light for some reason and the vampires in the box I'm like oh shit I'm in a box I'm in a box

Berserker Broly Gapshotting Sweeney The Slocer want to know how I got these chromosomes Lawyers react to me fucking their wives This isn't in the contract Emmett Tillin like a villain Sweeney flossing

Using my vinegory ball sack Jesus Christ Vinegarine. That is fucking... That's so sour. Wash your balls, man. Damn. You don't know.

You need to go to a hospital fast. And it's just whatever is your problem is dirty internal. Like, it's not as exterior anymore. That's inside of you. Yeah, that's inside of you. Here's my advice. There's something going on inside of you. Cut yourself open to see what the problem is.

Take a syrin. Take a syrin. Oh! There it is. He pulls out a Digimon car. Fucking mint foil. That explains why I've been having searing card-related pains.

Card-related. It's probably having these weird card-oriented dreams. Mm. Good. What do you dream about? Remember the doctor leaves a fork in you or something and you dream about it? Has that happened before? Didn't a doctor leave a fork inside of somebody?

Not a fork. Some bullshit is definitely happening. He's operating with a fork. I think like a medical sponge or something. Yeah. Or something like that because it looks kind of like organs. Like a panda express and he left the fucking fork in you. He's eating panda over your body.

It's really fucking gratuitous He doesn't want to fuck it One of their fucking rag on He's like I really don't trust surgery I don't like I don't like being under I feel like they probably fuck with your like

Body parts so much Yeah They probably at least like They're flaccid dick Yeah they laugh at your penis And they at least do that You know I don't buy that they're not fucking

One of my testicles mad art Like looking at mad art Slapping your face No, no, no, did I hate you harder? Flick at your balls? Real question. So you wake up your balls ache wildly bad. They're swollen.

Oh, Doc. What happened? What happened? Oh, my God. What is the justification? They're like, well, we need you to throw up when you wake up from surgery. We needed to jump start your immune system. It happened.

So we hit your balls. We hit the ball nerve when we were operating on your shoulder. You know, it just. Okay, Doc. Would you rather? Would you be more upset At being Sexually taken advantage of under surgery

Or if somebody did that How was it for homosexual I was it more homosexual? I don't know they sucked your dick a little bit Yeah if they didn't I think I would be more offended If they were Like beating the fuck out of me Or like torturing my balls

Like because that's torture my balls I'm sure I'd wake up eventually Like like like like in the middle of the surgery I'm like Well And I start waking up in there like Oh you gotta stop If you wake up, that's crazy.

If you're not like heavily fucking... Then he just starts hitting you in the fucking face. He just hit you really hard. He's not freaking out. He takes his dick out and cock slaps you, knock you all conscience. Hits you right on a tip of your chin. He's fucking... He's bricked up, too.

He's like... His dick looks like this, but twice is fat. He looks like... He looks like my mods where he's fucking... He's operating with he's so hard. His dick is all on your leg and shit. His dick is all... You're exposed body.

It's like, what's the fuck? It's damn near pushing you off the table. Look, I'm pretty sure when I would wake up again, I'd be like, that was obviously a dream. There's no way that happened. I wouldn't believe that. There's no way that fucking happened. It's like Rosemary's baby. Like, this is happening for real.

And I'm like, there's no way the devil was this fucking me. Like, that is possible. I bite children. That's the name. I have a fallen colon climbing back into the wrong body. I'm just a bill Imagine that but a colon I'm just a colon

I'm trying to go back Of someone's asshole Excuse me So it's like a tapeworm kind of That's insane They do that Have you ever seen what tapeworms look like Yeah

Not like I have it's terrifying What are they like? Show me It's like monsters It's fucking gross I want to see Domo Nation

Vaughan of the dead Brile helped my grandma Across his street and then kicked her into the gutter. Bring her in the fire. Yeah. Yeah, the winds are coming up. There's one in Encino now.

Finally, maybe, oh wait, Joe Rogan doesn't live here anymore. Yeah. He used to live around that area. It was like, oh, hopefully he'll burn his... Hopefully the whore crooks that he left there is still... The horrochrocks. So it, like, sets on fire. His fucking simulacrums there.

Yeah. He's like, ah! He gets heartburned and passes away, and then all it's left for his fucking... He gets more jacked a little bit. Nipples. He really... Yeah. It's what their philactery breaks.

Oh, interesting. It's like a skeleton with two nipples on it. What was I looking up now? That's pretty. It's all together with like nerve endings. Yeah. That's crazy. The sketch is Sweeney's alt. These fucking things that people just have inside their body.

I mean, that looks about how I would imagine. You know, I was scared about that. You know, some women would actually, they would do that on purpose. Some people. They would put a tapeworm in them. Oh, yeah. To wait. for, yeah, weight loss.

You lose weight really fast. You also have this thing feeding on you. Yeah, that's like, that's so terrified to just know that. Yeah. There's a thing in you feeding on you. That's, how do you get that? The safe for him? Yeah.

You can buy them. What? Oh, I mean, I mean, I mean, naturally. How would one come into connet with that like accidental? Like subway or something. It's just crazy. Eating some sort of like non-kept meat. That's like, because I don't know how they originate.

They have some sort of parasitic thing from. some sort of fucking gross-sized meat. I swear I've seen some of those things. My mind just invent, you said subway. My mind invented this whole story about Jared Fogel losing his weight because of the tapeworm. Yeah. But then it turns out that the tapeworm was the real pedophile. And then the tapeworm got him caught and then evacuated once he got arrested.

That's crazy. He's like, it wasn't me. It was the tapeworm. Yeah, contempt is food or water in contact with an infected person or animals. Yeah. Yeah. That's cool. Yeah.

I don't need that. God help me if I ever get to tape. Shit. In America doesn't happen to us often because we actually have better health standards in a lot of places. We just don't really. We just have shittier ones than like first world places. Oh, don't worry. Oh, yeah.

We'll get there. It's been to be lit. Get rid of all that. All the sweet regulation. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Tape worms are plenty. Yeah.

Tape warms are us. I can't wait. I can't wait. I can't wait. So fucking. You know the way Nolan. kills people in a fucking new moral company and he just flies through people.

Why didn't someone just do that to him? Just move through him real hard. I would jack off to that if that happened. That's crazy. I'd be bricked up. I've never really jacked off to murder, but that would be an exception. I've done a little bit.

Yeah, only tangentially. I just kind of like chubbed it up a little bit. I was like, yeah, I'm okay. Two flicks to the head. And you're like, all right, I'm fucking awake. I'm awake now. Which, ah, go. Go.

Go. Fail. Go! Sorry, that was my desperation. Run! Which to choose... Okay, this is written this way. Which to choose between a kill-switch-engage,

Papa Roach, Ex-Rose against Ghost or Lincoln Park concert. Okay, so wait, a kill-switching-gauge... Wait, I don't understand. Wait, what's the... Wait, huh? I don't even understand the question. Try it one more time. No.

I haven't said to... It's not a question, technically. It's just a name-re. We don't owe the answer. That's true. Having sex with conservatives is rape because they don't have the mental capacity for his sense. That's fucked up. That's crazy.

That is interesting. And conservative women don't want to, I guess, get, what would you call it, metaphorically raped? What would you say? I don't have the, I don't have the patience. Metaphorically, I guess. Okay. I miss round-eyed Asian. Yeah, poor guy.

Where is round-eyed Asian? He got donated to the, to the tapeworm government. You're my round-eyed. Asian Round a tapeworm My little My little tapeworm My little tapeworm

You always eat my food for me My little tapeworm Apparently they get Some people have them They're like crazy long Like fucking disgustingly Yeah they line the fucking inside of them Yeah that's it's gross

It's creepy man Especially when they start talking Yeah can flood. You must destroy. Maybe that's why. That's, that's,

uh-oh, where are you going with this? I have an idea. The EDP? Yes. Yeah. I do it. It was like,

man, I really want to take, I really want, like, I'm not a pedophile, but like this tapeworm would be really, like,

it really wants a cupcake. And then like that, that girl, that undercover person offered him a cupcake. It was like, well, what are we going to do?

It's all one big misunderstanding. ending turns out. Is that the whole world? They're actually infected with worms. Everybody who's a bad person is just a tapeworm. Man, masquerading as a person. I've misjudged everyone.

Yeah, I misjudged every single person I've ever judged. Because how the fuck would I assume? The fucking tapeworm did the seat up. That a tapeworm was responsible. The fucking like, my heart goes out to you all. And the tapeworm was like, you know?

Like it just... Yeah, that's what made... That's actually why Elon did the... That was actually the tapeworm trying to get out of his arm. Yeah, yeah. Just threw it up twice. And he's like, God damn tapeworm. Like if you listen very closely, you can hear under his breath.

God damn tapeworm. Yeah, yeah. And if you get even further, if you go into his live mic, you can hear the tapeworm whispered. He's like, that was funny. That was funny. That was hilarious. Came inside my sex doll so much that I think it's either alive or it's got a curse. Sometimes I see it moved from its spot.

You. That's scary. Run away from you. Fuck that. I throw it away. Yeah, throw away. Burn it. Fire.

One more sex bot. Sorry. Anything that moves throw it away. Yeah. Not worth it. What do you do? What do you do? Like that happens? I can't.

I can't. Like a like you're sitting in your house and then like a chair just like drags across your room. Like what do you do? Because you can't tell someone that. Oh, I move. I mean, I just, I'm not living there anymore. I would tell somebody. And I would tell somebody.

I would be like, listen, I would believe in ghosts. I think there's probably a rational explanation for it, maybe. But that shit was crazy. That chair moved by itself. I have no, I have no explanation for it. Maybe there is one. I'm moving out. though because it freaks me out.

Right. That's how I would react. I wouldn't even come over anymore. He wouldn't be able to come around anymore. What? I would bar you from my home. Why? Because that didn't happen to me.

It will. It will. Hamas Piker and sexual deviant Bonnell competing for the most terrible human award. Listen, look, look, these guys, these guys aren't great. Even Destiny who sucks a great deal. They're significantly worse people. Oh, yeah.

These are just internet low cows, essentially. Yeah. To say someone like Hassan is a, on the planet. Meanwhile, there's literally people like Kissinger. Like Kissinger. Like Kissinger is like dude, that guy was real. Nobody holds a candle that guy and his name has kissing it. Yeah.

Yeah, exactly. What a fucking false advertisement. Yeah, I want my money back. Like, that guy's going to help us. Oh, bombs forever. Destroy everything. Bomb places.

Destroy particularly Asian. For no reason. Destroy particularly Asian. One Asian guy, he listened to, I know this doesn't make sense, but in my head it does. You listen to Marky Mark. You know, fuck it. Mark Wahlberg was like, hey, you know, you know those guys over there? Not good guys.

You're not good guys. You know, I had to take care of one real quick. Punch him. Had to blind him real quick. And then Kissinger was like, I get it. I understand. Say no more. He was like, say less.

Say less. And then it is every bomb. He just every button. There's a button for every bomb. and he just started tap dancing on them. He was doing the sound of... Put his hand down and drag. He was doing literally,

he put the control panel on the ground. Yeah. And started doing a fucking Fred Astaire his fucking routine. He did all over them. Fucking Tom Hanks and Big. There's that fucking giant piano. He's just fucking...

Do it do chopsticks. Dintin, dun, dun. And then... Ooh! Oh! Imagine being blown up to chopsticks That's fucked up

Chopsticks is actually extra fucked up And you fucking feel heat Unimaginable That's not even from here Anyway Hiring Bo Obama God I really should have eaten Bo Obama to kill my boyfriend

For not giving me enough attention That's a Damn Next level Do it do it do it do it uh sandy the man whose handies are now got to here

and make me Randy uh getting murdered by the entire United States military because some dog used to work at the White House tune of shiz of my tool I know my penis fits uh if shitting come is cool

then consider me Miles gay penis fits uh death Jack the world's fastest Maori following Christians 2013 I apologize that's crazy you saw some shit you shouldn't have uh Gizzerker barrage

Jizzerker Jezerker Jezerger He takes his dick out Dude Dude the fucking frame The frame If you fucking slow

He looks so ridiculous He's so wobbly And like So I just imagine his dick's like Oh fucking like Crazy A fucking silly straw The fact that he really does

The X is so stupid I think it's cool Who Wolverine he does the X Before he does any of special moves Oh like Elon Kind of Yeah

No Wolverine Wolverines is kind of cool. Yeah. He goes into a squawing. He's literally squatting and he's cropped his arms. Fucking his heart is his cat and pushing his claws. Yeah.

Wakanda forever. His weapon X combo. It's literally the same shit. I don't like, I don't, I guess. I mean, there's only so many. It was like weapon X. He has the move weapon X. He was like, psh.

They couldn't do this because I feel like this is actually something probably racing. Yeah. And then he does the barrage claw. Inward claw. Nward claw. Those, wait, which one is two specials, right? So he has three. He has fatal claw.

And the string, that's what it's called. Let's come up with a new pose for him. Fatal claw. Huh? Let's come with a new pose for Wolverine. Yeah. So it's not just like, oh, yeah. So I think he's like, so his pose should be because he's, because he's got really hard and indestructible bones.

He should like, he should grab his heart. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And then he should extend his arm to show that, like, this is how hard my, all my bones are. Yeah. And then, yeah. And then, yeah. And in fact, actually, like, yeah.

No, no, no, no. No, no excuse me. But it should be the claws come out. No, no. I think the fingers should go, actually. Any fingers? Yeah, I think the fingers. Because the fingers denote, um,

it's a little too thin with the claws. It adds to the, yeah, the symmetry or something. Yeah, yeah, something. That'd be the new Wolverine symbol. I like that. I have a new idea, for sure. That's what's cool.

He put his arm under his... My bones are strong, bub. And my bones are strong. He put his hand under his back side and go blow his balls. Then he suits his claws out, and it lifts up his balls and dick right on top of his hand. What the

that is fucking like this is where his balls. That's his victory. That's his He lifts it on. His victory screen is that he put

He says it's his victory skin on Marvel rivals It's really It's really long. And there's no There's no music. It's just fully. It's like room tone

And then like fidgeting But it's him standing up In a chair It's him standing up in a chair Lifting his leg doing that and then out he definitely

he definitely shoots his claws through his fucking ball sack more than once he's like ah it's healing no don't worry no worry my healing factor's crazy and he puts like a little like

you know how you put the blinders on the hawk he puts that and then he like puts it like purchase it his balls his digging balls on his arm so stupid Chris Chris are you gonna do it too

Chris it's not it's not Tretti gets a callback. Real comedy, read a comedy book. You Unlightened Bohemian Wretch. I find this offensive as if I haven't read comedy books. Books can make you laugh.

Well, they're not books about me. Are there comedy books, actually? I mean, there's funny books. There's moments, so there's got to be comedy books. Absolutely. I guess that's what a script is. The Bible's hilarious. It's fucking fire.

It's so funny. It's really funny if you're not Jewish. Revelation is like probably one of the funniest. I wouldn't say funny. It's funny like, oh, it was crazy. Not like ha ha ha ha. They got locusts that have fucking like helmets on and shit. They got talking rocks and shit.

Yeah. Imagine seeing that though. Locusts coming at you. They're like all geared up. I'm done. I'm done. The second anything like that organizes. And because I'm scared in that moment.

Not just because there's an army of like insects approaching because that's kind of unsettling. That is scared. But then it's just like they they have like an economy. or like a manufacturing system built outside of this that I've never seen before that I've never come across that changes the world

that changes everything man anyway well fucking locust arm to the teeth are coming at me and people are like yeah okay whatever and then all the side of you just hear like nerd yeah fucking locust

bus in your room shoots you yeah oh my god this world was so stupid I got I got picked on a lot as a kid every day the bullets would shove my colon in the lockers

and give it a wet willy. Ew. In that order? Yeah, I guess so they shoved in the locker. And then they would stick their hand through the grate and then get it. Yeah. Wet willie. Ew.

Wet lily nerd. Those guys are really committed. Hugo Nicholas Berlanga, full name. I have no shame. Ooh. Big meaty stinks. Seamen in. Seamen in eye by thick knot.

Nice. Seaman and I, yeah. Ney. Nice. Andy the man who's handy is in our S-tier Forever Dandy. Bram Stoker's fuckyla. That got you, huh?

Fuck you. That's so stupid. Freak on a leash beatboxing. What? Freak on a leash beatboxing into my boys' gooch. That's fucking crazy. Beatboxing into a fucking cavity. Into a human cavity is fucking insane.

Yeah, it's pretty wild. I live in Texas. I ain't going to. to Vegas to eat roadhouse. Keep on to say roundhouse. Absolute horse piss. Fucking touch my arm. Absolute horse piss.

Quill. Fucking quiz. Absolutely horse piss. The in-game currency and call to D is called CP. Gids sucking on prophylasein. Can't put down the cock. My little brother thought a germaphobe. My little brother thought germaphobe meant afraid of Germans. I mean, it's close. I can see that.

That's reasonable. That's good deductive reasoning on his part, actually. Yeah, he's a little sharpening. You're making fun of him being dumped. He's probably sharpening. You're probably sharpening. You give him a careful for her. Yeah.

Don't use Grindr, just go to a Ford dealership. That's so stupid. Who has the F-150? Just hang by the F-150 until you inevitably meet a game in. That's crazy. There's so much cum in those trucks. Yeah. Because we would just go.

You've got a four-cylinder engine, and there's come. There's a cum dispensary unit Like there's a cum cleaner unit Like I've come so much It's like to the point that comes like Up to his fucking angle If you come so If you come a lot in the in this vehicle

We have a cleaning system We click this button And it'll fill with like A dissolvent And then it'll rinse That's good Yeah it's good They got they got the gay community

Fucking on lock They got them on lock man I like that The gay community They got me on lock They got me I'm about to shut I'm about to head over the

I'm about to come in all over my fucking floor For no reason About a smoke crazy in there. It's like a Dwayne Reed bathroom. It's gross. It's going to smell like a stale pool. Yeah.

D.K. Rap. He's longer, harder, and thicker, too. He's got a big member with white hot goo. Huh. The gay. The gay dong. The gay.

I don't know what this is. People equal gay. Kevin Durant's feet. Dr. Manlover, how I learn to stop loving, stop wearing and love the cock. Fuck you, I ain't paying my TV license, bitch. Mr. Pants.

Teaching several trimps chimp's patois. Look at how this is spelled. Nice. That's not how it's. I know. Oh, boy. It's spelled Patois. That's how you spelled Potho.

Yeah. It's not like Vala. It's like Vala, actually. Oh, yeah. Oh, it is French, I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure. Well, there you go. Teaching several chimps Patois so they can.

It would make sense that it is. I know Creole is French. Yeah. It would make sense that it's French. Patois. Yeah, I mean, it's literally... You know, what's crazy, Creole? In Spanish, it's Creole, or Creel.

And it means to create. And it's the same word, I'm pretty sure. Is that a fun fact? I guess it is. It is. I guess. Shut up. I was actually a fun fact.

I didn't know. You should have saved it for that, actually. It's relevant to Nocturn. You know, you got fucking... I just started watching it today. I like it. I haven't seen... I still have to finish the first season.

Season one is slow. Ending of it goes. crazy. Yeah, of course. That's why like... That's every Cassavian series though. The ending of like season, so Cassavian at the beginning of season one, it's still good, the original one. Do we ever figure out who the miserable pile of secrets is? Yeah, Tim.

Oh. Tim, you didn't get it? All along, huh? Yes. It's like that moment in Quantum League where you find out that you're retarded. Yeah. It's the same thing. Who's the miserable pile of secrets? Gragulo. Fuck face, unstoppable. Chris, do you ever find that remote that went missing? No.

Oh, no, I've looked everywhere, man I don't understand. I don't, I really, I really am bewildered by it. It's in a place from Calabar's revenge. Yeah, yeah, actually, from Halloween Town, too. It's in the fucking guy's apartment where, like, everything that gets lost goes.

But if you go lost there, you're missing forever from reality. I just, it infuriates me to no end because I, I spent money on a good sound system. I was like, you know what? I've never had a good sound system before, ever. I've never really invested in it. I've always just had headphones or whatever. let me get a good home theater thing set up. And then I get it and I had the remote for exactly like six months.

Amazing. And then it's just gone. And I have no concept. I've looked everywhere. I've moved everything. I've looked in the crevices of every bit of furniture I've had. I've checked every single pocket. I've looked in every single bag.

It's just gone. Either someone stole it for no reason. Yeah. Because it's like these are very specific. You know what's fucked? I went to go look to see if I could get it replaced. They don't make them anymore. Yeah.

Isn't that cool? What? Oh, great. Yeah. Have you checked eBay? I have not checked eBay. It's the only place because you can just probably find out. Speaking of eBay, real fast.

So when TikTok got banned in the U.S., people started selling old iPhones. I still had the, you know, no updates and they still had the old TikTok still worked. Just like on my old iPhone. That's so smart. My success. My success, Twitter's still on there. Or at least it was. I had Twitter on there well after it already 10 an X.

Yeah. And so they were selling them for fucking ridiculous prices, though. So, like, one of the phones was going for like a million dollars. But then it went back the next day, right? It came back. And then update on that sale or that price, only $8,000. So significant, like, it went from a million dollars to the guy still trying to sell it for $8,000. And I'm like, it's worth, it's, first of all, it's insane yet.

But it's the fact that TikTok came back immediately. The guy was still trying to sell for $8,000 is insanity. It's smart to sell them. Like, take advantage of that for sure. Because, I mean, we didn't even mention it because it's so irrelevant. It came back immediately. It was just bullshit. It was a complete stunt.

Yeah. And so, like, for me, I'm like, if I had the opportunity to do that, I was like, I'd be like, oh, yeah, absolutely. I'm selling my thing for, like, maybe, like, what's a reason? What's a reason? Maybe. $400 million? $400 million? I was about right.

try to get a couple of G's Cool B You know, it's It's a lot, but I feel like some I would start at 400 And I would let people bid Bid, you know what I mean?

I like that, yeah Clean trillion dollars, yeah Anyway Two, maybe three trillion dollars Did you check that in that bathroom? It's not in that bathroom, I promise. Oh.

Oh yeah. It is in there. What is in there? I don't know, some fucking weird stock. Yeah. It's probably making you sick. Should we be reporting in here? Probably not.

I'm sure it's fine. probably not why don't you just call the guy to check it out it's just it's already been there yeah but I bet you're gonna feel much better once it's gone

that's using how it is oh this thing's been causing a lot of issues that I just didn't notice until it was like a guy that fucked his a makeshift like fleshlight thing

and then he stored it and forgot about it in his room and he had respiratory issues for years and then he found that thing is like oh shit like i forgot i had this thing and then this fucking degenerate just puts his dick in it immediately and it's like ew it's like cold and gross and then he pulls it out

and he vomits from the smell this motherfucker never cleaned when he busted in it and then once he got rid of it oh his respiratory issues went away so he's been breathing in like this moldy jizz for years and it was a fucking is so that's probably that i really you probably probably be one shot off from the toilet. And then like and now it's creating life. The thing that's weird is that there's no smell with it. It's completely odor. It doesn't mean it's not fucking toxic.

No, but I've looked. I've also looked into it and like what it could be and it's nothing. It's none of the things that like would be a concern. It's not a bad idea. That'd be kind of cool, actually. Yeah. Douse gasoline in the entire bathroom. I start screaming.

Then it breaks out as a Resident Evil boss fight or some shit. Yeah. Yeah. Like, dang, because it's playing a fucking mini boss in his house. That's unfortunate. No, yeah, man. It pisses me off that I lost that remote.

Yeah. Anyway, Long time question asked her. First time, listener. Jolly old dipshit. The Ace of Parades. Dry jolking to the eight hours Richard.

Wait, what? Dry jolking to the eight hours Richard. Eight hours rich piano theme arm without music. Workout music video. I can't read this fucking thing. Rich piano is the goat.

was that again He was a fitness influencer Used to compete in bodybuilding And then he like Modified his arms to where they were so ridiculous He had this like whole thing like Five percent or he stole the five percent thing And he had a five percenter thing

And then up And stronger by the day rich man He's a fucking bro But he was nice and transparent Like one of the few people That were talking about steroids openly Back in the day Because everybody was trying to pretend

Like they weren't taking anything Yeah But he uh His heart exploded essentially He said his girlfriend said he was snorting pre-workout, but I'm pretty sure they found cocaine on his table. Did he, uh, did he like learn the meaning of Christmas? But I think he's, is that why his heart exploded? Yes, that's, yeah, he was the, the, his heart grew three times.

And then it grew one more than, the Grinch Piana. That's crazy. Yeah, that's crazy. Because you make ass, you make ass a. Yeah, you make ass ache. Earthquake. You make my ass ache. Make my girthquake.

Snark Tank movie commentary idea. I am Sam. That would be a good one. Oh, my God. I couldn't watch that. We can't do that, man. I could do it, but I can do it. We shouldn't.

It would be good, it would be good, though. What's the name? What's the name with that? It would be good, but I'm also. I'm also. Jewish guy again. I think Borderlands is going to be the first one. Like, I just think it's, it's related.

None of us have seen it. It's a good I think it's a good one Yeah, Derek, what's name of that Jack Jewish guy The other one that does all the fitness stuff? Richard Simmons? No. Oh, Mike? Yeah, Mike? Yeah, Dr. Mike is there something?

I can't, I fucking love him. He's great. He's great. He's great. People say dumb stuff, he's like, this guy's fucking stupid. Continue. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's really good. I watch him a lot.

Watch him regularly. Yeah. He always has good takes about humanity, which makes me very happy. He's like, I'm just glad there's like a reasonable guy of fitness industry. That's not some stupid retarded, like, bro. It's only one. He's the only one I can think of really, generally.

Because he's, like, the only one who's actually a fucking doctor. Yeah, literally. Like, he's like a little doctor and all of his friends are all, like, autistic nerds that went to. What, technically. He's short. Dr. Mike? He's short.

Yeah, not the official YouTuber that boxed the eyedubs. Oh, okay. I was thinking of somebody else. Short, jacked fucking, like, little Jewish dude. Like super knowledgeable. He's a geek too. Charismatic, funny. Like, the stupid sense of humor.

says like wrong shit all the time like things that you probably shouldn't say eats goats yeah that too yeah yeah yeah he worked out lean beef patty and like he was saying like really weird shit to her and she was like like at certain points like what the fuck you saying like it was never anything such was always just like it was never said it was really weird martian man fucker he's like from poverty absolutely fow out fallout boy fuck my butt oh fuck my butt but but but fuck my butt but Fuck my butt, butt, butt, fuck my butt, butt, but so much harder. I'm a, fuck it. Oh, more.

Oh, my God. I mean, it's obvious. I like, suck your penis with my bang, bang, bang, in my mouth. For episode 300, say all of the patrons' names. I promise it'll be funny. Stiltson, Billy Joel on trial for starting the L.A. fires. The fish that swims up your urethro when you piss. Smitchie the kid, that Mr. Gay Man,

bring your dick here then shove it and then shove it deep in my rear Mr. Sandman Mr. Sandman She pipkin on my pippa coming in the name of

Shannon Sharps Colin falling out on Instagram live Itchibon Kasuga Nice Casuga I'm just here so I don't get killed Asking for breast milk

At the restaurant Fuck It Star Coffee I Chris Reagan Firearm Do pledge my life to Isis Uh, yush, Mr. Defoe. Why? Because you conjured me from the void. Now it's pizza time.

Woo. He yelled as a time-consuming transformation began. Nice. Craig, the Canadian, it appears my superiority has led to some controversy. I like that. It's your boy, Shawnee D. moves like Jagger. Take, I can't remember that song all that well. It's like, something, something.

I got the moves like Jagger I'm trying to remember the verse Like Jagger I got the moves like Jagger I got the mood Like Edward It says Take me by the

Talking I'll show you Oh take me by the bum and I'll know you Fuck me till I come And I'll show you you're gonna bruise my asshole You're gonna bruise my asshole You're gonna bruise my asses my asshole. Taking my cup and showing you.

I fucking hate that. I hate the ending of that fucking, that hook. Like, I'm like Jagger. It just sounds, it sounds, I don't know,

it just sounded, it sounds so stuffed in there. That era of music feels so weird. It's like, I don't know, how do I end this? Lily, I love Adam Levine.

I think it's so fucking funny. Adam Levine is, he's such, I can't stand that fucking guy. He's, sexed with me. I hate how I saw that recently. Holy fuck.

Holy fucking fuck. Your body's crazy. I love that. I love it. What a fucking child. It's just so funny. It's just like, there's only like,

again, sex messages are always cringe. At no point have I ever been holy fucking fuck to see a sexy photo. Yeah. Oh shit. I've said God damn.

God. I mean, God damn is much more appropriate than I've never been like you fucking slut whore. You're like a slut whore bitch? You slut whore can I pay you a piss? That would have made me respect him. I'd be like, you know what, Adam?

You're pretty dope. I love that image. Somebody made that image of me in the bath of the Nintendo Switch looking drunk and disheveled and put it on that fucking text message of him sending to that girl. It's like, holy fucking fuck. That was fun.

That was a fun time. I forgot about that. I saw it recently. I was like, oh my God. Can I pay you money if you video of your pissing you slut bitch huh you fucking dumb friendly neighborhood sex offender service

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It's crazy I don't think I could ever believe that Well Billy Joe Armstrong speaking to What speaking in American idiot melody getting on Jay-Z's podcast and having to and having to cadence

like Empire State Oh yeah This is difficult to conceptual That's right In the American Idiot Melody With with, is that even That's not possible So he speaks in American idiot

Melody And we already did Jay Z doing The Empire State of Mind What was the Empire State of Mind thing again? No No Stop it. Stop doing fucking

That's not American idiot That's like That's brain stew I'm like What the wait So what was the J. Z. Cadency He was speaking like his verse.

Like, tell, dun, da, da, da, da, da da,

and then Billy Joe Armstrong is like, So Billy Joel's like, Thanks for having me on, your fucking Joe! And then he's just silent. And he can't do the guitar.

Tell me, how did you get into music? When did you first start playing guitar? I had guitar a lot. It's really fun. Dude. I enjoy. Are you actually a rapist?

You know? Did you actually fuck those? Children. I am going to sue them and I'm going to sue you. Damn. Him looking up at him. Like he's just, he just turned his emot off.

This is just stupid. It's like a family guy level joke. This is a family guy cut away. By the way, this is like so stupid. It's so stupid. It's magical. That Jay-Z would talk that way on his podcast and then that Billy Joe Armsonog

would talk that way. I apologize. I didn't. mean to offend you. But you can't hear the guitar. You can't hear it, but you can't help but do it. You can tell they feel it. Yeah.

There's that long of a pause between every single and you notice it immediately. You're like, Thanks for having me on on the podcast. It's really nice to see you again. That's it. We can't keep going. Not me. Give me a different song.

No way. This will be three hours because I like to talk to you. You are really interesting. Oh my God. I feel like I've been microwaved. 3XO begging all to listen to United Health and other songs by Jesse Wells. I've seen that guy. Yeah.

I like that guy. He's like a folk like singer-songwriter dude. He just goes out with an acoustic. He actually does like what I would imagine. He writes songs that I would imagine people felt like like Bob Dylan was doing back in the time. What did he write? He just goes on TikTok and he just had,

I don't think he, I don't know if he has a Spotify at all, really. He might, I would imagine that he does. But he had that song about the United Health CEO getting shot. Oh, okay. That was like really pretty good. Okay.

He's good. I like him. But he's also a very singer-songwriter, he's stuff. He was like, I've been shooting C-Hos all damn day. I've been Swilling him out I forgot about that guy

He really just He dropped it That jelly Crops to him That jelly bean nigga We got his name Jellybelly Jelly Beanie

Jelly bellie jelly Jelly roll Jelly feller Jelly roll He's been He's the new little way He's been on every track I don't know who that is

He's been they've been moving him around Oh just like he's like He looks like a Gen Z Like fat idiot Like he has tattoos all over his fucking face, and he's just on featuring on everyone's fucking track. Who's what he's been on?

Pick a pop artist. Oh, pop art. Yeah, he's a he's like a country guy. He's got a bunch of tattoos on his face? Yeah, he looks like a fucking. Is his name like fucking most alone? No, his name's Jelly Roll. And most alone would have been better.

I like post-e. Leave it alone. No, I like post-molo. I hope he doesn't have a fucking... Didn't he abandon or have to become like a fucking country singer? Oh, totally. Well, he definitely, he jumped on the On the hype, and of course, he has a song with jelly roll. He would, I know, I know that people were being weird about him. He's like, oh, you're, you're a fucking appropriating music. And it's like, oh, I'm making music.

That's like, Jason, that's like, Jason. He's like, he's like, he's like music of adjacent. He's like, like, likes, I just, I just, to me, he just makes what he likes. I've always had that impression. I've been a fan of, I've liked his music for a while, but I haven't been, like a fan of his. Because he made White Iverson. I remember that song coming on. I'm like, I like the song, sounds cool.

Yeah, that was, I saw it. I was a little, I wasn't on board. yet. When I saw that, I was like, what the fuck is this? But then I saw his congratulations or whatever. And I was like, okay, I like this guy. I'm sucking on some dick, yeah, um, licking on his tip, yeah. There ain't no you. Oh, yeah, that's what it was.

I thought, congratulations. I thought that was a good song. I can't miss that. Congratulations. Taking on my seat inside his anus. It was like, masturbation. All my homies masturbation. It's a.

There ain't no you in United Health. There ain't no me and the company. There ain't know us in the private trust. There's hardly human and humanity. It's like one of his. And I was like, yeah, bars. Okay. It's pretty good.

Like, his stuff's really genuinely well written. Nice. Shout out to Jesse Wells. Wait, is that not the cyberpunk guy also? Jackie. Jackie. Oh, Jackie. Jackie Gleason.

It's important to, it's okay to punch Nazis. Wait, no, no. Jackie Gleason's dead. Wait, are we talking about the... Jackie, the Mexican. Are we talking about the guy in the game? Yeah. Introducing.

Oh, yeah. Jackie Wells. Hornitos Gonzalez. That's his name. Just doesn't feel his death doesn't hit because, like, you spend no time with him. I know. It sucks for me as I thought. He got really cool.

Oh, this guy's probably going to be a cool ally. Then he dies. I'm like, what the fuck? The issue with... I cabron. The issue with that character is that I didn't believe for one second that he was going to survive. Yeah. When you think about it, oh, this nigg is shot my...

You think is dead. Bees. He's like, he's like the equivalent of, you know those movies where there's like, like a, like some guys remembering his dead wife? And she's always like smiling under the covers and like angel lighting. Oh, God. He was like that. He was like, we're going to be friends forever. He's like, oh man, chinkletas con rojos.

My favorite meal. I can't wait to have it when I get back from our mission. And it's like, it's just all this stuff where it's just like. You're clearly going to die. So, like, I never got attached to him at all. I didn't care. I didn't give a shit about him. But you really, I mean, realistically.

Did you play the, did you do the stuff for his, his area? Like that? What are you talking about? Yeah. Like, do the side manager stuff? He's actually a cool, like, everyone's like, oh, yeah, Jackie's like that dude. Sure, but I didn't believe that he would live. So I didn't care when he died.

It makes it, it gives, it just fills up the story more. It's like, oh, man, he was like, actually just a cool dude. We're going to make it in the big leagues. We're going to make it in the big leagues after this. Me and you, player, player. one? Like what's more like, oh, he, I like the idea is like, oh yeah, he's going to survive. I might die.

This is kind of silly. Yeah. Fucking Jackie Wells, bro. It actually, the opening, uh, when you're a nomad is actually the best with Jack. I like that one. Yeah. I don't know. I like that one just for the environmental diversity of it too.

Yeah. The fact that you start out in the desert. It also just makes more sense to like it just, it's just, it's just better overall. Yeah. It's just better over. It's more coherent. I like the street kid one with somebody as to make sense you guys would know each other. The street kid one's good too.

The corporate one's the worst one. Like I just think it's so boring. It kind of, you get to fuck that bitch. There's the only thing you get from me in a corporal one. You get the fuck that. Oh, the old lady. I didn't, she pissed me off.

But I fucked her. I did the corporate one two fucker. I did it. I did it. I said, I don't care of the fucker anymore. I'm going to go back to be a fucking street kid. Fucking cause in trouble.

I was so mad when I, because I didn't, I went into a blind. I was so mad when I was, I was male V. And then I was like, I can't fuck Judy. I was so mad.

I fucking went diving with her And I was like I spend all this time with you And you're like bye and that's it You couldn't even jack me on a level for you That's what I'm saying That's why I had a I had a female V I respect I respect them I always played up I always played up

I respect them making her A queer character But the fact you can't fuck her There's you can't fuck her You can't fuck the night song And Isabel I'm like look man You're your turn dog

You're changing me dog You're making me the ones I want to fuck you. You look, dude. Look, dude. I understand what they're doing. Make Larry and make these characters fuckable. Player,

player sexual. Make cyberpunk great again. You do it so hard. Your hands inside of you. You're like, and then you put out you have to do it. Yeah. It's all the force.

Oh. I'm bleeding a fuck time And then you do it again You turn around You punch all the way through Ridiculous Serpent, smoking, smoking, joking, Moticon's going like this dripping

Wolverine an X-1 To free himself in the And when he's in the Statue of Liberty Who? Remember when Wolverine to free himself In the Statue of Liberty? He stabbed himself Because he stabs himself?

Because he's on He's like I thought you meant Fuck What? What? You meant Jackie Wells I was like

Jackie Wells with his Clause Thiel's meal Oh fuck New York is still here What the fuck? It's okay to punch Nazi circus Jackie what did you do

I can't wait to I'm V Jackie what's wrong with you V is the most white man ever Hey Jackie That's why it sucks I mean as a black version of V He talks like he talks like he's in like

I don't know I just feel like his His collars flipped up Yeah He talks like he talks like He talks like he's in the teaser trailer for Cyberpun. Yeah. Like, I can't even describe.

He sounds like, he sounds like, yeah, it is typical bad boy guy. I don't know why they chose that voice. I wish he gave him a relatively black voice for a black, the black version of him. I think he does a good job.

I think it's just like they directed him to do like a very specific thing. I think he did a good job. I just think like the direction is kind of weird. Even to me like female V's the same. It's just like more tolerable. He sounds fine. It's way, she sounds the same.

It's still. that try hard like big fucking deal it's the same shit I'm the same character I'm okay with that it's it's because like I would have been okay with he sound like a like a like a like a like a like a well that would have been

that if Baha's crazy Veeha with this cyber horse he's riding around on fucking like literally oh my god what's the horse from a toy story Bullseye It's a fucking mechanical bullseye

What's crazy? I don't think there's any more horses In that world No I know there's definitely no more Cats and dogs Yeah Yeah

It's probably just cats probably No there's no more cats at all That makes no sense How I feel like if anything Would survive it would be that Well it's why It is interesting

Well I mean They eat fucking people's faces Play it again See if you run into a cat There's only one Remember at the end of the game And you don't know if it's an illusion or not Remember at the game

When you're about to die There's a cat in one of the stores also. No, sir? I swear to God. There's only one until one, you only went until one, be an animal in the whole game. Oh. Because when you're dying, it's when you're dying. Damn.

Her pussy's wild, boy. I mean, that's, yeah. All right. She's wild. She's feral. She, she's feral. White girl with dreads, bro? My ass is gay.

Ace of Space Parity, but a real online boy. Obie won't you blow me, waiting for sween hunting. I want his, tier I want his pelt. Cremlin to Gremlin, drinking Swirl Girls, ass, crack, sweat, blitz comet, uh, saint. I'm only here because Chris waterboarded my dog. Which they,

which they, I had an interest of thought the other day of like, because I was walking in a coffee and then I, I saw, I saw a dog, can't walk up to me. I had this really, I had a really vivid imagination of like,

just dumping all my, it's not scalding coffee. It was like, ice coffee, but like, just like dumping all my coffee on the dog. And, I started giggling to myself

That's crazy I know Stupid dog It was just It was like a very stupid looking dog There's something about it It had like a really dumb haircut Yeah

So like the thought of it being unwettened Just kind of Amused me Okay I made it easier to just Slightly abuse it Yeah I mean it's not

I mean it's caffeine I wish they put pornoes on planes So I can have a mile high goon That'd be fucking great Mile high goon There are some shows that are on planes that I'm kind of surprised by because they're like you could see people jerking off to them. Yeah, I don't like that. I was like, hey, man, some people are going to do some weird shit and I don't want to be the unlucky person that's near the person gooning.

Yeah. Because they might ricochet some shit on me. If someone's going going while I'm on a plane next to them, I'm going to get up and I'm going to hammer fist them until they can't fucking walk. Let's bring my hand down as hard as I can. That's such a violent. That's primal. That's primal. Yeah.

Because that's how beasts attack. Yeah. Beasts don't punch. Yeah. Punching is like a gorilla, when a gorilla figures out how to punch, they're not going to be able to be putting in the exumes anymore. Do you think they can break the glass? If they punch it?

Probably not. But like, I wouldn't be surprised they could do enough damage to crack it. I think they'll learn how to do the Blanca fucking somersault. Boom. They start like. And they're just taking no damage from meeting it either. Like he's fine. You're like, how is he fine?

Because the way he's rotating in fact. I have a vivid memory I have a vivid memory of being small and young enough but cognizant enough to look at somebody doing that like spin attack like with like where they spin at you

and like attack you and think like I wonder how you could like I wonder if that's possible I was like four years old or something and I was like that must be like why is it in so many things there's a possibility of it but it'd be way stupid that you think

yeah it wouldn't do anything you just you just land on somebody. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You would maybe, you're better off just punching, you know? You could land on them.

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That's crazy. The VR chat goth, I fucked, is also from New Jersey. Oh, well. Sad face. You know. New Jersey. Can't win them all.

Look, East Coast women, man. Get out of here. West Coast women, women in general. Get out of here. Get out of you with that. When sex dogs get, like, to the point where they're like,

I could fuck them and not feel bad about doing it, dog, it's over. I'm a free man. Yeah, I'm free. One of these days, Kingsen, one of these days, bang, zoom out your colon. Pre-Raz. My cock in the middle of your cheeks. Blake 8-96. Who do you think you are?

I am. The Bosnian Tommy Tickler. Do you think Brian Thompson's last words was, whoa? Derek, would you let Joe fuck a sex dog? That was a man's physique. Like, if it was like a dude. Would you let her fuck it? I think it would be hilarious.

Like it's it's that shit is not upsetting or sexy. It's just like what are you doing? Because it's just like, because like what the you are you making the thing do shit to you? Or I guess she's writing. You program it and you program it and then it does what you need to. I'll be six foot. I don't have a problem sex exercise.

I just think they're kind of weird. It's just funny. I don't know if it. I think I'm picturing like put put a camera. and then watch you fuck a doll Like it's just gonna look hilarious It's like it's like motion is similar to human It's like it's like very like cutting edge

That's kind of creepy to me to be honest I'd be like that I just want VR and like a spinning A flashlight Yeah Yeah Like you're just maybe a pillow You're like Joker

You're like Joker and fucking what you call it in a mass effect It's like in a chair And the thing he's just fucking You're like a pillow A flashlight's jammed into a pillow and then I just put it on so it feels like hips or something and then VR I'm simple I want to go on a lower body once

Would you donate your hips to a goon Like if you if you could say like you're an organ donor on your license but like hip donor I don't want to get fucked you're not there anymore post humanously it's not you It's not you it's not you're just your little hip You can feel it after I feel like I actually want to be stuffed if they if they can taxidermy and cut a hole in my ass so they can then have fun. That's crazy. Scoot word moaning with the cadence of his laugh.

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It's funny because it's Broken Well that's funny because it's like The scene is genuinely well performed You know what I mean? Yeah I had to not laugh during that moment And I was like what the fuck do it?

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No. No what? No other example of Kings and misremembering something Who was the queen again? No, just some slut that the dad was so seen. Some that's who it was that we had a little to his fucking buff-ass scientist's dad. I love that world. His dad is so jacked.

You know it's funny they're jacked? But then like I look back and they're not as jacked as I remember. remember. Really? Yeah, like, I look back at it and I'm like, they're jacked still, but like, I remember them being like Michelin, man. They're all jacked and then there's cold train looks this ridiculous. Well, he's like, because they're normal. He was an athlete. He was an athlete in that world. That's why it's like, it's funny that like they're above average. Yeah. And then there's like coal. And then there's like car mine who's, I guess, normal. Yeah. Yeah. He's a normal size guy. Then it's like, he's like cold train and a fucking dove thunder dome. Woo. He's like, is like,

is like, his biggest in the gang. I'm like, this guy's. By him, he's alone. I was like, why is he alone here? What is he, what did he go to do? Was he just like, I just want to go check it out and see what's going on there? I was like, of course. Because he wasn't a part of the main team at first, right? He was a different team.

He was one of the other squads. And then they all died except for him because he's a freak. Yeah, he was like alpha squad. I don't think, I thought, I thought, uh. Because you go, you go rescue him. I thought he was with Baird. He wasn't there. He wasn't with your team in the beginning.

Because I don't think you go, I don't think you go, wait, you don't, you're not with Baird right away, right? Because isn't Baird, like, kind of annoyed that because he wants to lead or something? I think that sounds right. I think so. Because I feel like... I haven't played Years of War I, a while. It's been a minute and now my...

Because I know in two, he's with you guys the whole time. He starts off with you guys. Sure. But in one, he's not with you. You definitely meet up with him. That becomes Delta Squad at the, by the end of years, one. Yeah. Yeah.

So I know he meet up, but I feel like he might be with Baird. It's hard to remember. I know that you find him alone. A hundred percent. You find him by himself. Yes. He's in a thunderstorm. Dome by himself killing a bunch of them.

You're like, wise a nigga alone. I don't know if he's in the Thunderdome, man. He's not in the Thunderdome. You don't fight him by a Thunderdome? No, you go to the Thunderdome in three.

Don't you fight him by like a train station or some shit? Or is that before? Way before. I don't know. God damn it's been. We got to play those games again. I got to go play games again. I was got to play gears for the 18th time.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And then forget it immediately. Yeah. Yeah. That's so cool. You're just,

you're thinking it's so cool. You're not remembering things. Whoa, And you were like, whoa, this is so fucking cool. Was that Elliot that said that? I don't know what you're talking about. We were doing the, Joe and Justin's film. Oh, that's right.

They're for, it was like their final film for school. And someone was like, yo, this is so fucking cool. Who said that? I thought it was you. I would never say something. I would never leave my mouth. I'd think it really hard, though. He probably, he probably did.

What were we talking about, though? I don't remember. We were doing like some sort of fight scene. Oh, we did the fight scene. That like pretty decently good choreography. It was like, whoa. It wasn't bad. And then I put Nancy Sinatra under it.

In their final edit. And it came out really good. I'd imagine. It's such a pretty world today. Look at the sun. I love juxtaposition. Like that's one of my favorite. Actually, fucking Umbrella Academy.

I didn't really watch that show really. I don't even really remember much of it. But there's a fight scene in like a bar to, oh my God. What's that fucking Istanbul? that Constantinople, buttys. And it's like, that is, it was so good. Mm, that makes sense. Music just like, I don't know, I love whenever, whenever something does that shit.

When it does that, it's pretty fun. It's satisfying. Anyway. So, I'm on my dude. Fuck my ass. Fuck my ass, to you die. Sitting on a cock because I'm gay. Hell yeah, dude.

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Running out of his king of habasad, thank you. Thank you all. I felt like there was like six pages or something. It just felt like... Also never just finishing. I keep trying. I know.

I don't know. This one, I think it's good. We got it. We did it. Let's all. Let's keep this in, but then go through a same old. Yeah, let's start from the beginning.

Of the podcast. No. Bye. I'm conjuring. a gun. How does it work when they do the whole like... I don't remember.

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