The Snark Tank - #295: Blazi Alert!

Episode Date: January 31, 2025

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I think just like Dave, y'all think you heard something, but I said mega. I can hear Mega now. I hear, I hear, I hear Megger. You're the only one. I hear Megar. I don't even hear an mm. It's like, n, mm.

migger death I hear egg or death guys please get a fresh starting yeah this is too go ahead welcome to the snort tank

you're about to get your glazed by the great Chris Raygun Derek Blackman and Tom Sweetie sit back and prepare for some

sit back and prepare for some glacing glory welcome to the snark tank podcast everybody it's me Chris it's that Sweeney it's him Derek what I'm like him sorry I get I'm not

I'm not up to date with pronouns and now I don't have to be yeah like I'm like the new era where you can just be as shitty as humanly possible it's sick yeah yeah hell yeah fuck you I like all the worst people on the planet are so happy yeah I don't have to hide being a terrible

person Woo! And I was like, eh, you know. You chud. Yeah, at least curb it. What's crazy is that like Christians, a lot of decent Christians are coming out to work and being like, this is not what God would want. And it's like. And they're getting bullied.

And they're getting bullied by people that are like, I love God so much. It was like that lady bishop chick when she was like, please Trump have mercy on the marginalize and this, this, that. And people are like, what the fuck you piece of shit? It was such a nothing state. It was such a milk toast. It was exactly what you'd think a Christian would say. It's like, it would be like Christian, it's what Christian lore would want you to believe. Jesus lore.

If you're going through Jesus core, you're like, oh, Jesus would want this. Yeah. But it's been like that for a long time. People were like, I'm Christian. And it's like, yeah, but you're like homophobic and racist and regitist. Yeah, we don't like that Jesus shit. We like, you know, the stuff after and a little before. Jesus was low-key mega gay.

He was. He was like a comie, Cuck with long hair. Yeah, fucking cuck, Jesus. I was like, I just, dang, I'm not even Christian. I thought he was a nice guy. He's like, oh, this is probably a good dude. That's the problem.

He's a pussy cuck beta male. He would have blue hair today. You totally would. Jesus would have blue hair. You just totally be friends with a lot of only fan chicks, like hanging out with them. Like, yo, this is lit. I'm glad you're doing good with yourself, man. No, he's like, he's like, oh.

Didn't he literally befriend prostitutes? Whatever. He's like, oh, I'm going to heal this sick person, like, like a homeless and shit. Oh, you bankers, you money. changes. You're being too ruthless and you're stealing too much money from people. I'm going to whip them and all of a sudden, what a pussy. Jesus was hanging out with the prostitutes to heal them

from their slutness. That's exactly why I do it. My thing, that's crazy. That's why I do it. It's the only reason why I do it. I'm trying to kill my dog as my dick. My dick a lot. Yeah, my dick cures them of their hornus and then they're like, thank you. DeJesus. To Jesus. Over the Star Teng podcast. Wherever you can go over to Patreon.com slash a snark tank.

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$5 you'll get anything. Yeah, you don't get $10 you don't get nothing. $25 you don't get jerked off. Yeah. You get a wink. Yeah. $50 you get a one wink. It's like the opposite pricing.

$50 you get a, you get a, you get a, get a, what you go, you get a picture of our dicks coming. Like in mid-come, you get like an image of the dick coming. That's dope. So you like, you take a video. But it's forward-facing. So you do like, or you do like the burst. You do the burst. It's like the ending of the intro credits of Rugrats.

Yeah. That is coming, isn't it? That's definitely not milk or nothing. It's just an upsetting. It's definitely milk. What do you mean? It's definitely not milk. It's definitely not milk.

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That's all state, you fucking chimps. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That's prostate stands. When are you going to get, you should, because what is it? We're 30, 31. Yeah. We should start getting prostate exam soon.

Otherwise, we're going to die. Like in like 15 years. Oh, 15? I thought it was like, yeah. At 30, they're like, oh, you can start doing it. You can, but they say 45 is like the official. Like, do it. Get, get dry, dry fingers.

They go in. Yeah. And until you bust. And then you awaken. You're like this whole time I could have been doing this. Yeah. That's basically the whole, they don't care about checking for cancer. Sandpaper, sandpaper gloves.

That's crazy. Yeah, fucking barbed wired fucking barbed wire. 80 proof sandpaper just fucking or, I don't know if it's called proof, but like 80 proof. I understand. Like when you were trying to convey transition through into the making sense. That kind of sandpaper, I felt like that kind of sandpaper before. And like, I know it did micro tears on my hand. I didn't see anything ripped open,

but I was like, there's definitely small cracks in my hand. Why was that? Why were you putting that on your hand? I just wanted to see what it was like, my friend was like, oh, you want to see this shit?

You want to, I had a friend that's like dad did like, once you're like fucking like, what is it like? It's not paper, it's like paper mache but real, you know,

like real like, I guess. What are you talking about? It's like it's like, it's like, the idea when you're like, you're like sculpting, I guess or whatever it is sort of like sculpting

but with that kind of material. Okay. Sort of like set design stuff. Yeah. All right. Whatever, man. And he was like, dude, this shit is crazy. And I was like, oh, really?

Fuck. And your hands started bleeding? It didn't bleed. I knew there were a bunch of small tears. You know, that's crazy? There's sand, and then there's paper, and there's sandpaper, and there's sandpaper, but there's no paper sand. Isn't that nuts? I think that's bullshit.

I think it's conspiracy. Is it sand that feels like paper at that moment? Because sandpaper is, it's paper that feels sand like. It's paper like? It's paper sand, sand that feels paper like? I feel like it's, is paper sand just like a sheet of glass? Whoa. Thin glass?

If glass is so thin, when glass is super thin, does it bend? No. I don't know why, but I, I, I don't know why, but I, I, the thinnest sheet of glass. Well, no, there must, well, because there's foldable glass. But it's folding at points, not exactly entirely. You can't crump a glass of it to a ball. Says who? Yeah, says who.

You don't know all the... I don't know every kind of... Says who is such a fucking... Such a snot-nosed child response. It's such an asshole. Like, I just want to be right. Yeah. You don't know the inner workings

of the entire universe. I thought when I was young... How arrogant of you. Ah, yeah, that's true. Yeah. I thought all sand could be gum glass when I was younger. Is that not true?

No. What do you mean? I have a high silicon and... So it needs to be like sorted or whatever and like you need to separate the dumb gay sand from like the cool like glass sand.

I mean, I think you have to make it that. Yeah, I think you have to use a lot of silicon in general. I mean, it is silicone. It's silicon dioxide. Yeah,

but not every, not every bit of it has a same amount. Not every grain. So like what he said, you have to like separate it so it's a, that's a type of. But also I think some just naturally

has more than others. I feel like certainly. There's probably because there are different grains of sand so I understand what you're saying. I feel like certainly if you're not using the right. I'm not hearing.

There would be a lot of glass. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. For sure, on average. It'd be a lot of glass, a lot of not also. It'd be a lot of like, guys, I feel really fucking retarded talking about this. All right, let's move on. There's somebody pulling their hair out.

They're like, oh, my God. These people are so stupid, like, yes. We're not glass. I'm sick. Yeah, I'm not one of those people that's a word that, like, blow the glass and then fucking fuck it. Yeah. It's hot, fucking boiling, burning red glass. He's piping.

And his thing is taking no damage. What's that? What's that? What's that? It's just, like. Have you guys seen those Um Have you guys seen those

All right Oh Have you guys seen those Unbreakable like glass drops You know what I'm talking about? Not at all Where like they um they heat up There's like a very specific type of glass where like

They heat it up and they like it melts off a thing And then it like it kind of curves up and it drips out And then it's supposedly like super unbreakable Like you put in a hydraulic press and it won't break No It's crazy shit I don't know talking about it all I've never seen that I don't remember

Sounds like you made it up I mean I don't know if it's that I mean I guess I just can't really picture what you're saying So I'm just like what do you Whatever it doesn't matter Let's run out of the black school shooter

I'm thinking of a word right now We got the copycat Sweene Yeah we finally got a Sweeney Yeah we got a sweeter finally Excuse me What What I mean Because you're a school shooter

Yeah But I'm not Oh I'm sorry We're gonna have to have a meeting after this because I hired you under really incorrect pretenses. I hired you to get the perspective of a school shooter. Yeah. And up until now,

it's kind of sounded like it, to be honest. I'm a little like taking a bag. I'm like, wait. Wait, are you sure? Yeah. I think I would have died. I'm not saying you've done it. I'm saying you've almost.

You like, you came to school and then maybe like you got pushed down the stairs and you went unconscious and then you didn't get a chance to do it. Who was pushing me down the stairs? I don't know. Maybe some lumbery ass in school like, oh. Some kid trying to get to fucking art really. quick. Some small kid putters to me. I'm like,

I'm gonna fucking late. I'm gonna light this place up. No, it's reverse. You already decided he pushed you down the stairs trying to get to our class. He even helps me. He even like comes to, oh my bad man. So there's a yeah, so we've got a, we've got

a Nazi, a black Nazi school shooter. It's interesting. A lot of, a lot of layers. I don't know what do you think about this. Tell me about this black Nazi. Yeah, so he's like, he's like a self-hating feller. Really? Yeah, it seems like, I mean, it's pretty early at the time they were recording this. Is he an official Blotsey or are you fucking with me?

No, I'm not entirely fucking with you. I'm sure he probably fell down the wrong kind of pipeline. Did he have like anime clothes or like... I saw his manifesto. It's crazy. Yeah. He did actually, yeah. He did actually. I'm not even joking.

How is this? This is too... There's videos of him like just kind of like showing anime to his webcam. Guys, of people listening, I know. nothing about this. How sad is it that I knew that? Like, how sad

is that? It is unfortunate. Japan won in the end, man. I said that shit all the time. It is revenge, man. They really did win. We did some fucked up shit to them. They've, I get, I get how they got us. They're like, we're going to get them like, we hate anime. Anime. We hate anime. Anime, stupid. But

Japan? No, they love anime. No, they love anime. Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay, about that standard. Yeah. Yeah. And then. We love One piece. Yeah. Yeah. These niggas are stupid.

Now we're over here fucking clowning, uh, getting blottsies to shoot up schools and shit. You fucking dumb round eyes. They're just, you're just, you're just, like,

yeah, yeah, yeah. And they're just fucking like, hi. They're just fucking having a great time. They're having a great time. Hey.

Yeah. I don't know, man. That's how, Hey, it's, uh, it's,

you know. So you got, they got footage? I don't know if they got footage. Of the shooting? No, no, no,

I, I, I would have seen it by now. Run through. What do you guys know about it? Very little. It's very early. I don't appreciate he's from Texas.

He's 17 years old. Obviously, young black man. No black friends. In Texas? I mean, he probably has Mexican friends for sure. Plenty of niggas in Texas. I'm just saying, to be a anime school shooter, probably don't have very many black friends, you know.

You know, that I could be, obviously, I could be totally wrong. But like, it's. statistically you're probably correct usually like when bad shit like shit that radicalizes you for black folk they kind of like is this life you know like I hate that that's like kind of the thing but it's like ah it's life you know it goes in a completely different direction it doesn't go into I want to harm students it's just like I'm gonna go fucking like I'm gonna hit licks and I'm gonna grind I'm gonna do this I'm gonna do that and then if I get

you know if I get caught up if I die if I go to jail whatever so be it but it doesn't usually like I want to hurt innocent people because people don't understand me it usually doesn't have you have to be mental ill to do that. Yeah, absolutely. It's like those random black guys who were going around punching like old Asian women in the back of the head. There's a fucking psychopaths dude. There you go. Like that's like the equivalent. Like I want to harm innocent people.

The, the most marginalized or innocent people in our society. Wasn't there an actor that got like, it was randomly put? I feel like I remember there was like an actor. They got, no. Who was it? Morandis. Right. It was Rick Moranis. Rick was walking in New York and a guy wearing an eye. love New York hoodie just punched him. You don't remember that? It was during the pandemic.

We definitely mentioned it on the podcast. It was crazy. We definitely talked about this. We definitely did because it's just such a random. It's such a strange target to choose. If it was random, how wild is it that it's Rick Moranis? But if you meant to hit Rick Moranis,

why? He just, some of those innocent people I think I've ever seen my life. The sequels. He's like, this fucking suck. He's wearing an Isle of New York shirt, so he's definitely not from there. Honey, I blew up. I don't know anybody who I.

That's true. Nobody wears. No. Yeah. You get that shit for people that come there. A lot of times people, they, even now people don't want, because they know how it looks. Like I don't want to look like a fucking tourist. Like Jojo's friend came over.

I didn't buy her anything. She was like, hey, do you have any extra sunglasses wearing around? And I just so happened literally right next to me was American flag sunglasses. And she's like, oh, great. Yeah, I definitely want to fucking wear this. and look like an obvious retarded stories, you know? And I was like, you have like a tourist,

like the wrong kind of crowd, you know? Like, only two people wear that, you know. So people that would probably go to a lynching, or tourists. Or tourists, no in between. You know in between. Probably sometimes they're both. They're a bit of both.

What's going on here? Oh, a lynching. A little county fair? You can't really tell what's going on. Then you get to the front. And then you realize where you are, but then you're so deep in that like you can't really. Yeah, now you're fucking.

It's like New Year's Eve from a page of a new year of a fucking newspaper. You, the snapshot of you. Just the most woeful of your face. What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? I've never seen guilt in an image like that in my life. But what do you do?

Like if you're like, you're like, you're like, out of the fair, you know. And you're like, there's no, no black people. You notice a little bit, but you're like, yeah, well, you know, maybe it's not fair type people, whatever. I mean, I guess you just hope that. Then you just see that, right? You're like, you're like garbed. Like, it's me or you and we're like in a costume or some sort, right? Dude, you just do the...

And there's a lynching, you're just like... That's okay. And then what? Like, so people find out that you're there? No, no, you're still hitting. Your disguise is still intact. Then to me, I'm just awkwardly like, oh, shit, I'm going to leave now. You can't move to, you can't move to, you can't move in a black manner because they might smell it.

It's like the clickers. How did they... What's moving in a black manner? Yeah, what does that be? Hastily with fear and, like... A tripwalking away? Yeah, you're just fucking doing some West Coast shit. that we're like fear.

There's a fear kind of movement. A fearful Crip Walk, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. It's pretty early at the time that we're recording this. Like, not a ton of details are out. Like, I've seen videos of him supposedly. But we're in that misinformation haze right now, right?

You know, where like anything that you see could be completely fucking fake. Oh, true. So all we know is that there's a black school shooter. And I believe he had, I, I, I saw a manifest. that he had written, that had just the N-word written out a lot. Yes. Almost like you wrote it. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit

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If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well. I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child. then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Hear the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts.

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And it was, it was pretty wild. Tons of spelling errors, it's a shame. What would I have to put, I guess I'll just put in school shooting. That poor kid, man. Because, like, I don't see anything trending. That poor kid? It's always just sad. No, no, no, no, no, no.

Time out. I say this every time. No, you don't. Every time about school shooters, it's unfortunate they get to the point they are. But you shouldn't be fucking killing people in the first place, you know? Seeing someone end up in that world

is fucked up in general. Oh my God, he's wearing that like, is he wearing a burzum? Hold on a second. What is he wearing? Hold on. Let me see. Oh, my God.

Okay, he is a Nazi. What was he wearing? So he's wearing a blurs. I said, he's wearing a, the blu-the-thin-thin, the blu-th thing is a Nazi blotsy. Right. I was trying to say blursam.

Burzum. The fuck is a Burzum. Burzum is a black metal band. And the guy, the main guy in it is a white supremacist. Oh, cool. White supremacists love Burzum. And guess who wore a Burzum shirt? This guy?

Yes, this guy. But notable, with the most notoriety, Connie West. Oh, that makes sense. Connie West wore a Burzum shirt. And I saw Anthony, I saw it because Anthony Fantano shared it on Instagram. I was like, of course. Of course he's wearing a person. That is crazy.

So this guy was wearing a bursom shirt. This guy's wearing bursom and I'm like, it's such a fucking trope. You can barely see it, but it's an iconic shirt. It's an iconic, um, lettering. Can I tell you something even without the shirt? You kind of, kind of very clearly a Nazi. He's a Nazi.

What he's also wearing the shirt is almost the least offensive part of me. It's insane, dude. He's wearing that fucking helmet and the, uh, the, the, uh, ghost. Who, who wore this? I did that. Oh, uh, So. Was it soap or a roach?

No, soap doesn't wear the mask. You play a soap. Oh, you play a soap. Ghost is the one with the mask, right? Roach is the horse from Witcher. Oh my God. Has somebody modded that?

I feel like that's not. The horse roaches in modern warfare. I feel like this other way around. I feel like I've seen Roach the guy inside of Witcher before. I feel like I've heard that one. before and I was like, what do you mean? I have to look that up. I don't know.

That sounds awesome. I feel like that's been like... I don't remember which one. I'm pretty sure it's ghost though. That sounds like it makes sense to me. It's probably ghost because like, oh, you can't see him. I think that is ghost. I think that iconic the...

He like looks at you in the music music. Yeah, that... Well, that's from the new one. That's from the remake. Yeah. Yeah, it is. Yeah, it's from the new one. Okay, yeah. So yeah, ghosty has that fucking skull.

Yeah. Ghost is cool as fuck, bro. I mean, he's also cool. cool in the game. He's a pretty chill dude in the game. Other than you, like, murdering people that I'm sure some of him called duty. I think in number two he gets, uh, his head blown off. Yeah, I think he gets like he gets like he gets like fucking shepherd

just shows up and blows his head off, I remember? I'm astounded that you guys remember these people's names. Dude, why? I was looking around just like this military person number one military person ever, like there's no distinct. He's distinct though, literally. So the problem. Yeah. He has the mask. So like Monoifrey 2 is the only campaign

that I played a lot, especially because of no Russian. Fair enough, yeah. Of course. So I played it a lot, so the characters in that one specifically is the only one that I could say. All the other ones, even though I played most of the campaigns, this is I want to try them. I can't really, like even, oh, the modern, what was the Black Ops? Good campaigns. Couldn't tell you their names.

Yeah, no. Yeah. I just remember Woods. I didn't even remember that. And even that I only know because I played the most recent one kind of recently. I mean, I forgot. I gotta play that. It's not bad.

Dude, Ninja Guyton. Is it good? Did you see? Is it good? Did you see? I know what's out already. No,

no, no, did you see Ninja Guidon 4? Wait, that's the one we did the trailers came out for, right? Yeah, because I saw it on your TV and I was like, did it come out?

That's a... That's a quick rollout. I was like, that's insane rollout. No. Ninja Guyton 2 black came, like, that's from like 2004, 2006, something like that. Yeah.

That just came out. They had like a remaster. That dropped to the yesterday. yesterday, but they announced like a Ninja Guidon 4 proper, and it looks sick. Platinum Games is doing it. It does look really, really cool for sure. And the vice platinum is also fucking... It's just going to be wild.

Yeah, I'm, I'm stoked. I saw it look, oh, man. Rui's going to pull a sword on his dick. And he cuts him with an app with it. The second I saw Ryu do in the thing where he jumps up an elevator shaft. You know what I mean? Yeah. When you do the, like, who, who, who, and I'm just like, yes, dude.

I played a lot of Ninja Guided when I was younger. I played the, uh, the platform ones. I think it was super NES, I guess? The original ones. The original ones for NES, yeah. Horrible experience. Some of the hardest games I've played in my life. They're pretty difficult.

Like in the, I mean, that, Nintendo, that's, that's just, that was the staple. Old school Nintendo was unreasonably hard. To me, how were kids beating that guy? Games weren't hard back then that, like in Nintendo era, that was just games. Like, you didn't really, you didn't really, when we played, I never really told, my friends and I were never really like, this game is particularly hard because they were all just bullshit. Everything was hard, yeah. Yeah.

And so, um, it wasn't, it wasn't meant to be fun always, you know? Well, I, at a certain point it was meant as like, it was just dumb because they weren't fucking, like, it was on, it was a fucking console. And it wasn't an arcade where you want to nickel and dime everybody. Yeah. So that's what it was so annoying about it. You're like, what the fuck? I can't get this game. But that's how people learned how to make games.

Yeah. It's like, like, you build games for the arcade. And so when it came into the house, everybody was just like, well, we got them, we make them the same, right? Like, we still make them hard. That's why people play them, I think. Totally. So, like, for like a decade, things were just really hard at home for no reason.

Yeah. And then people were like, wait, maybe things don't have to be so punishingly annoying. I remember playing games like that, playing like the old Mega Man games and being like, I'm just not,

am I supposed to be having fun? Is this fun? I love Mega Man, to be fair, but I love the Mega Man X series in particular. I think those games are really fucking awesome. They're also difficult, but they're not like Mega Man like three. Megman X is far.

fucking merciful of what compared to the OG Mega Man. Really? You would say that? Yes, because the old ones, you allied a lot on, like, say, mechanics that you had to use rush or something, like the dog. And there were certain things that were not...

They weren't intuitive. Yeah. It was not intuitive. So you were like, fuck, how do I do this thing? Versus Mega Man X, the only things that weren't intuitive were some of the, like,

collecting some of the parts of the armor that you didn't really need. You can beat the games without the... Oh, you don't need the power up armor. Because I remember the one now you would... The one you would just find was the feet. Well, it was the debt for the first one. For the first one.

You would just find the feet. Or for me, I remember finding the feet was always the one I would just find. Well, that was in the first one. In X, you just, in the Chill Penguins level, you just run into. It's like a tutorial level. Yeah. So it's like, you run into it. And he's like, hey, I'm gay.

Here's your feet thing. And then you're like, thanks, Dr. I didn't need to know that information. He says it with like, all right, all right. It's the first thing he says. Hey, I'm gay. It says, hey, I'm gay. here's your feet.

And then Mega Man says I didn't ask Don't tell me. Yeah, so don't tell me like that's That's his only line of dialogue In the entire history of Mega Man It's like for real dialogue

Like it's actually like in this It's voice acting Yes On the NES That would have been amazing It's all like bit crushed Yeah Dude I didn't ask

How would it even sound It would sound like It would sound like a Dude You know what I mean It would sound like Like like

It would sound like you were being muffled by radioactivity. Exactly. You're like, wow. Wow, the performance is a big Oscar. This is so good. That this guy a video game award before they're real. We should give this guy an award. We should make video game awards for this guy.

That's how it was created. And Kimi was like, that's when he was awoken. He was fucking summoned from his tomb. Jeff Keely, right? Is that his name? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Jeff Keely. Yeah, yeah.

Like a fucking slab comes off as a cofugus. The Dorito Pope. Do you remember that? Do you remember the Dorito Pope? The Dorito Pope. Yeah. Classic. Do you remember that?

I think it was, I think it was when the video game awards were like VGX on Spike or something. Oh, I remember. Yeah. VGX. But then so Jeff, I don't remember. This might be incorrect. I just remember there was a shot of Jeff Keeley sitting on a throne next to like, I think, Master Chief

and like a giant bag of Doritos and it was just like the image of it was such a perfect exemplification of everything that was wrong with like video game awards at the time

it was just like ads, sponsorships fucking this self serious fucking dumb shit they still need a few little tweaks but largely it's it's trending in the right direction

I think the last one is pretty good the better pacing the one thing that's like snoop dot like I don't need a celebrity performance. I don't think anybody needs that shit. Pick it a snoop. Like it's cool when they do for, oh God, I don't want... We're talking about that last time. We did? I guess we, we, we, yeah, we

briefly swept over all that bullshit. Oh, look at his, these fucking traitors. Yeah, you can go on Cooner easy. I completely accept that because a lot of times people use that shit like wildly out of pocket. I feel like that is a perfect example of a Coon. Like, I think that's a perfect

example because you can't go that hard in the paint in one direction and then all sudden be like, oh, I'm going to perform for this piece of shit now. Like, fuck you. It is a little silly boy was there. Rick Ross is there. All the pieces of shit. I said this when we covered it last time. It's like they're there to get their names off of these lists. Yeah, that's what you did say. 100%.

I like say that it definitely, I guess the only one that's surprising is Snoop Dog because he's always seemed kind of like on the level. No one's really ever had a problem with like, oh, Snoop Dogg's just wild and he's inappropriate saying all this fucked up shit or he's always just been like I'm just smoking weed and fuck

Donald Trump, I guess. And that's pretty normal. What makes me sad he's often said shit, I'm like, I respect that. So like, he's like, he's talked about like, oh, people being gay and she being queer. He's like, it's like, it's better for you to reveal who you are than not. And now it's just like, you know, with this, nigga, dude. I think you should hide it. Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter.

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It's high in protein with 30 grams per serving. Marie Callender's, what having it all tastes like. Yeah, especially now. If you're gay, you should hide it. I don't want to see that. Now, yeah, I think with the way things are going, please hide it. I'm getting kind of sick of seeing it in person. Look, I have no problem with gay people, but.

I hate singing in all my fucking media, all of it. Yeah. Gay media. Gay media, you're all seeing it. Everything I see is gay, everything. They're always singing and dancing and shit. I hate watching the sound of music and just being like, this is so fucking gay. Musicals were gay.

Before people were openly gay, they were just musicals around. We were making music before gay, people were like, like probably one to see. But that was like the way that everybody knew people were gay was that they were part of a musical. Yeah. There's not straight people who are part of musical. Yeah. This is a straight.

There's a straight man. Miranda Miranda's like completely straight. Not one. Give me a fucking break. Not one. It's never happened in the history of. Who's the straightest? Who's the straightest?

Because I feel like the straightest guy who's in a musical? There is none. The straightest appearing? Is that what you're trying to say? Yeah. Not actually straight? Probably a woman, but like even that's like inherently not true. Yeah.

He's like male... I gotta say John Travolta and hairspray. It's probably like the closest. John Travolta has been outed on being gay. Yeah, I'm pretty sure he's literally very gay. I think there's many times. I think I guess he had gay sex capades and while he's flying planes or something. I've heard wild shit like that.

Some guy gave him a massage and told him his cock and he tried to fuck him. Like I remember that being a real thing. Let's go. That's crazy. I was thinking recently like about how things are going right now. And I remember that episode of there's an episode of Signfield. from like the 90s, like the mid-90s where they, like, the whole thing is like they're navigating this rumor about

them being gay. Like it's Jerry and George being like, there was a report that like they think we're gay. And throughout the whole episode, they're like, now that there's anything wrong with that. You know what I mean? Yeah. And that was like, I feel like if that were to happen now, it would be like, what is this fucking woke trash going on? What is this woke trash in my Seinfeld?

Now you kind of have to have the opposite. If you're writing a TV show, do the opposite. it's like they think we're gay and there's very something wrong with it there's very much something very not good I mean I'm sure that already I'm sure there's like a Daily Wire sign filled already I'm crazy it's Ben Shapiro and all of his friends

yes literally it's just like it's just Ben Shapiro Matt Walsh Dennis Prager and Candace Owens she's like the diversity hire and then they'll they'll just sit at a coffee shop and complain about how everybody's gay and all these

N words running around I the day planning to her about N words running around And she agrees And she's like yeah There's too many of them There's too many of us around

I'm too many I'm too many I'm The day The day she takes her final breath It's going to be a day That I celebrate I do have a list of people

For when they do die I will throw parties Yeah I'm wondering The global party That's gonna happen When say Trump finally croaks Because you know

You can't live that long Because he's just so fucking Unhealth How old is he? It's like 79, right? No, he's high 70s, isn't he? I don't think he's in his 80s yet. He's not his 80s yet.

I'm pretty sure he's older now than Biden was when he got elected or about the same age. I don't think he's insane. Biden wasn't because 80. Biden's barely in his 80s. And he's, uh... How the, it's first, okay, sorry. Yeah. I know.

Yeah, we get it. We get it. So, like, the parties, I can't imagine. They're going to be like, they're going to be like, obnoxious. Yeah, they're going to be really obnoxious. And I support him. Yeah, like, I don't, it's not that I need it, but I just, I want to see the spectacle.

I'm really, people are going to, it's going to be so stupid. New Year's Bash. It's like, he's dead. Fuck yeah, dude. Like, we've never. Monkeys are going to jump out the window and fly away. When in history, like, I don't, in, since we've been alive, especially, that's never happened. There's been, like, a huge celebration of someone's death.

Yeah, I don't know. Like, I can't think of a single person. Probably like Mussolini, Hitler obviously. Yeah. throughout history. Well, see, the thing is Hitler died so close to the conflicts. That was more about the war ending. Yeah, so it's not like people had a time to marinate on how awful this person was or is and then died.

And then it's like, you, let's go. Mussolini, obviously. Well, see, that's another, I'm saying. But that's true, but they need to be an example of somebody living, like, a long time. So people can reflect on how awful they are. Then they fucking die. Like, say how people... Kissinger is the biggest, but like not celebrate.

People didn't celebrate the right way, I guess. Not enough people knew who Henry Kisser was. That's the problem. Like, you have to be in tune in politics, and that's not most people, so they didn't know the fuck that guy is. So, you can't, it's knowing Trump is inescapable. And so it's kind of like, this is going to be weird on seeing how, and then seeing the other side being crushed. They're going to be crying, like how, remember how North Koreans were forced to cry when Kim Jong-il died? Oh my God.

Yeah. Oh, he went to the sun. He didn't die. He went to the sun. Oh, yeah, that's right. He ascended. He was like he embarked on an adventure to the sun. My mistake.

I didn't, I misspoke. Yeah, he's not dead. He's dead. Definitely not. Man, that's weird. Those people, man. That's what I'm saying, man. How is this a real life scenario where like shit like that?

People are being forced like by gunpoint to like cry and say this guy is ascended to the heaven to the sun or some shit. You're like, oh, this is a... This is so fucking silly. We all live in the same ball. It's... It's... Look, man.

It's pretty cool. Look, man. I think everybody should have the freedom to choose how they want to live, right? I don't think so. Okay, big deal. But at the same time, it's like, we just need engineer some crazy nigger.

That could just take shit to his own hand to stop being like, hey, go just eradicate some stuff, man. Just go eradicate some shit. So you want people to be free, but then you want... engineered people to destroy the people who are really that are free to do stupid shit. It's just like, dude. He's incoherent.

Yeah. I just, I, I don't think everybody should be. I like the, I think there is a such thing as too much freedom because look what we have. I think freedom is an important thing that should be preserved. I don't think so. But in the same, any same just, I'm like, people just keep doing the most fucked up stuff. So like at this moment, just fucking.

fucking turn it up, you know, just fucking have a ball. I think we should make spiders bigger. For what purpose? Like, bigger than us eat cats and shit? Like bigger than the biggest ones that we already have? Like, how big we talking? Like three feet.

Hmm. Three feet spiders. Yeah, that might exist somewhere in the Amazon. Yeah. We should find them. I think it'd be cool. What would that do?

Who would be big enough to ride? That's not big enough. Three feet is not big of the ride. Let's get them big enough to ride. I should clarify three feet tall. to ride them. Why do people ride horses? You know, we're not going to be able to...

I like the idea of you being like, they finally made a three-foot spider you walk in and it eats you. It's like, oh, I didn't expect that. So, see, the problem, the thing is, if they're genetically modified, they're probably going to be terrified. They're still going to have their spider instincts

that, like, stay away from this person. I think that's... I think that's true, but I think it's going to change as soon as they get to, like, I think the size of them would, change that factor a lot. It'll take a while

because there's... Because I can eat this. It'll take a while because there's a lot of large animals that aren't like predators that are still like, oh, you know? And then there are like say spiders. You want to say spiders? They're predators, but they're stationary usually. Like the ones, so the ones that don't build webs

and stuff are, um, the ones that build webs aren't usually going. How big would their webs be? That's the thing I'm cool. Fucking awesome. That'd be crazy. Like, because your house is because they're like, I can't leave. If I do, it's going to trip something and it's going to come here. They wouldn't take me. Well, they wouldn't build a web in your house.

No, they build a web's around your house. Yeah, you're kind of trapped on accident. Yeah. Well, they wouldn't. They wouldn't build them. They don't really build three-dimensional webs. No, they wouldn't, but they would build, like, you'd be not able to leave. In front of your door.

And then you would hit it, and it would trip, and they'd be like, oh, time to come eat, and it would just bump you up. See, here's the thing. I just think it would be cool. Like, I've noticed. How strong. It probably is at that size as well, too. This is crazy. Yeah, let's do this.

It's like Spider-Man. It's like the strength of Spider-Man. I don't know, man. Yeah, forces the size, yeah. I just feel like I've seen videos of spiders, like big, big fucking spiders, like the size of like children's backs, you know what I mean? Hopping on kids in like the Amazon or something. And they're just chilling with them.

Yeah. And they're not having them at all. I'm not even fucking remotely joking. I just want to see it. Look up, uh, I don't even know what you would even search for. That wouldn't be fiction. You know what I mean? Because it's like there's so much.

So much bullshit now. If you look up giant spider, you're going to see sky. Or like Harry Potter But like I swear The largest spider on the planet is Look at it up I feel like I've Because dude it's nuts

Just their span or like the entirety of like Yeah some people It's weird what people grow up with And they're just not afraid of it Yeah I've seen some Australians deal with like It's just a nuisance to them like Oh daughter put on

Try to put on her shoe And then there's a spider as big as the shoe In it all like Yeah And then they're just like ah And then throwing it outside And that's it Just like get out of your idiot

But the thing to me... So the huge ones are pretty historic. The huge ones. They were huge. They were like the size he's talking about. Every thing was massive. No, they would be bigger because there's video of this, what I'm talking about. There are massive spiders.

Stupid big. Where kids are just like not afraid of them. And I think it's because they're big. I think if they were smaller, they'd be scary. I think it's just who you grow up with, right? I would... I think the scaringness about a spider is the fact that he could sneak up on you.

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Yeah. That's fine though to me. Like that doesn't, that doesn't scare me. I don't know why it's scare you. I think it's, I think like I don't actually see I don't actually believe that because if you saw that in your room, I think you would be terrified. If I saw that in my room, I'd be like, yo, that's crazy. Yeah. Okay. And I would know, I would understand how to fight it because it's big enough for me to track.

That's thing I don't like about small spiders. Like, they'll, they'll scurry and then they'll be and then they'll just be gone. And then they can be anywhere. I think, I think it's the, I, it's the moment you're like, I'm saying this, but I, it's like evolutionarily, we are afraid of them. There's no

fucking way. Like, it's in our cold that we see things like that. Oh, they bit other people and killed them, we are scared. What I'm saying is like if, let's say like even a fly that thing. Your means of dealing with it would be different. I hear what you're saying. I just don't, I don't, um, you're, I feel like your words betray what your actions would actually do.

You wouldn't have this watch over of like, oh, I'm just going to deal with this. Oh, I'm going to just. I know, I know how to deal with this. Holy shit. What is that? Well, even once you identified it, it's still like, why is it in here? It's still, it's the idea of something like that just, it's like even what I'm, it's, To this day, to this day, this was not threatening at all in the apartment.

In my apartment right now, randomly one day there was just a cricket in the bathroom. Right. And I'm like, how did you? I still to this day, I have no, I have no idea how it got in here. And it like really upset me. Sure. Because it was just like such a rogue. It wasn't like a roach or a spider that you would understand how it somehow may have slipped in here.

It's a crazy. In the bathroom, too. So from wherever it is. entered, it got all the way in the bathroom. And then it was like, Sub Chief. Yeah. Damn, it got past the bird layer, too.

It got. That's insane. It got past everything. That is, yeah, that's, that's kind of crazy. And I was like, sub chief. I guess what I'm saying is, I guess what I'm saying, I'm going to kill you.

And I hate having to kill you. Y'all ain't do nothing. I didn't want to, yeah. That's for me what bothers me. I don't like killing insects because they're not, most often they're not doing anything to me. Yeah. They're kind of just living their lives.

And it's like, you kind of come in my home. Lily, because for me, I would catch a bite and I would just let it go. I used to do this shit with like bugs when I lived in New York. I would catch up like, oh, I'm going to let you go. Yeah.

Get out. But Lily's like, Lily's like murder it. Yeah. And I'm like, dude, she made my, she, Lily's dad. There was a baby raccoon that was lost on our area. I don't even hear that go. Yeah. I don't even hear that.

And I was like, why don't even hear that? I literally, wait, wait. He ain't a baby raccoon. I was like, why would you make him do that? I was like, live. That's crazy. Just call someone to relocated. People do that.

See, like that, see, I don't need to hear stuff like that because then it's like I'm learning things about people that I don't want to know. They're like, you have like evil tendencies in you that you would see some need to eradicate a baby animal. Yeah, that are then passed on to your offspring. Yeah, exactly. Genetically, that is within your significant other. It blows my mind. It's like some people are just so heartless to animals. It's like, what is wrong with you?

So, Genson, when you take a bug out, what, what, what? You understand that that's also killing it in some ways. Some, maybe. Spiders specifically, you're killing them. How so exactly? Possibly. What do you mean? Like, how spiders exist in your house because they survive in your house?

So if you take them outside, they're going to die. I think like some crazy percentage of spiders that if you, like, put them outside, they die. I mean, yeah, that's true. But what is better, me actively murdering it or me removing a film situation so it wouldn't get murdered? That's a dumb argument. You're murdering it. Well, no, not exactly. I'm a situation where it may lose its life opposed to me straight up killing it.

That's very true. I mean, it's better to just fucking put it out of its misery. I disagree. Okay. That's you actively killing it. What do you mean? It's a fucking bug. Why do you care enough to not kill it, but care enough to kind of sentence it to death?

It's a weird. It's a very different. You're saying as it's an absolution. Yeah. I think that's the only difference. It's a pretty, the statistics are fucking nuts. They're probably high, but it's like one where I'm actively doing it. You actively are putting it in a situation.

It may die, opposed to me making it die. No, you're certainly potential. You're in renecling your argument. 99%. It's crazy. But that's not me eradicating it. There's a difference there. There's a 1% difference exactly.

That's still a difference. I don't think it's 1% that's crazy. But nonetheless, that's still a difference. It's barely a difference. That does not matter. If I push a child off a mountain where it dies when it lands or if I kill a child with a gun. Am I not ostensibly just killing the child?

There might be a vague percent chance that it might survive the fall off a mountain if it lands on like a cloud that for some reason is soft. But the malintent of you actively just killing someone is different. That is far more insidious. That's the same thing. But that is far more insidious

Chris. Okay, call on Chris. That's kind of crazy. It's insane. No, so here's, I feel like this is a thing. So the spider got into your house from the outside in the first place. The idea is that it will probably go in somebody else's house. I think that's what a lot of people are kind of. Like it.

So it can't. So the thing is people live very close to each other. It's not that much of a trick. In apartments, sure. That's well, that's where we're like. That's not where he lives. So yeah.

A little lizard's going to grab. For him, that's a big adventure. Yeah. Like that's a big. It just end up in my, the other house in front or somewhere else. Maybe.

Moving it from somewhere else. Like it's a, not to mention they get there. It totally. It totally depends on where, Because, like, say, I would put, say, like, there were certain things that I would, I would put them in situations to where they had a chance. I would do things like that. Yeah.

Same thing with like a, it would like a lizard. Put them up with like a backpack. Yeah, I give them, like a modified bag. Yeah, it has little flies. Give it a little hobo pack. Yeah. Go thrive, young friend. Give it a little chance to survive or something like that.

But I just thought the, the absolution of that it's, you know, insta death or just like drawn out death the way you're saying it. I would think that would you, would you, would you, would you. Would you agree that somebody who most likely would die from a certain type of cancer? Should the doctor just shotgun them in the face? Or should they try to help them? Because of my office. You're like your your your idea. Your percentage of survival is like less than 5% and then the doctor is cocking a shotgun while he's telling you that.

Yeah? Get it over. What are you doing? I disagree. What do you? Smothers the, and then shotgun so like the blood like doesn't go all over the place. That is still. It actually still would.

It'll mitigate some of the spatter, dude. I think it would mitigate some of the sound. Like, that's it. It wouldn't. Some of the spatter would still. The spatter would only go out on the sides, but not on you, because the bellow. Oh, so I'm prevented from being misfortune. See?

I can say at work. I don't have to change my only ball one to do it close today. I'm sorry. That's crazy. You got that shot. Put a pillow on someone's basically like, finish him off, Barry. The way that I see is like, if I'm going to, if I'm going to, if I'm going to, If I'm going to take the effort

If I'm going to expend the effort Right Yeah to go and like oh there's a spider in my house I don't want it in my house Let me go get a cup Let me go get a paper I might as well just kill this thing I mean I guess that's that's your opinion

It's it's dead To me it totally depends It just totally depends It's completely situational for me Yeah Like if it's in an awkward place Or if it's really big And I'm like fuck

This is gonna be hard to Like sometimes they just, they're in stupid locations where that like, I have a sky dome or whatever, a ceiling in the bathroom. Oh yeah, that's right. And they're like, like, there's like one in there. And I'm like, I can't, you're in such a stupid. Like, I'm just going to get my broom and kill you. Because like it's in a place to where I can't even try to get it the fuck out or it's in my bathroom. If it was right by my front door, I'd be like, fuck out of here.

You know what I'm saying? Sure. It's situational. I have definitely, I've definitely killed more than I've said. Like by a large margin. I don't think I've ever saved a spider in my life. But I have left spiders alone. I've seen spiders in the corner of like my room and I'm like, you know what?

You're chill. If I see you on the ground around any, if I see you like around my hamper or something, you're dead. You know what I mean? The daddy long legs, those whatever those things are. I guess they're technically not spiders. Oh yeah. Yeah. But those things, I never kill them because they're harmless.

Yeah. I know the way. I hate them. I know. I understand. Like I have a deep hatred for it. Really? Really? Yeah, there's something, because I just, they don't look, they look, they look on, they look unfinished.

They do, I know what you mean. They look like the skeleton of, like you're drawing something. Yeah, they look like the animation rig that you put inside a real spider. 100%. Before you've done, you're done making it. And then the legs don't make sense because like it looks like, it looks like it's not a 3D. I don't know how to describe it. Their legs don't look three dimensional. Are there just one part?

There's one part and then legs out of it, right? Yeah. Yeah. They're just little balls. Yeah. I don't even think they're technically spiders. No, they're not. They're not spiders.

What are they? Because I think they only have six appendages. Do they? I think. I don't think they have. Let me verify this. Let me verify this. That makes me hate them even more that like I just have no concept of what they are.

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creamy mozzarella cheese, and no preservatives. It's high in protein with 30 grams per serving. Marie Callender's, what having it all tastes like. Well, sure, well, that's right. And bugs have the three parts. Hold on. What I'm saying is like they're not arachnids. Yeah.

Yeah. Let me see. They might be Arakhanes. No, because Arakens means eight limbs. No. I don't think of me wrong. I'm pretty sure that's what that means. So they are a family of animals or spiders. The family contains...

The family contains... No, they don't. What are you talking about? What do you say? What do you say? I thought scorpions had more limbs than spiders. Because they have their pinters as well. No, they have six limbs and then the two claws.

So they're arachines. And I guess they have a tail, but it's not really a limb. Thanks Google for giving me like Just gives you an AI photo of a fucking panda smiling It's a fucking useless shit I turned AI off on my phone On my computer So I don't get any more air responses on my computer

Nice how do you do that It's you have to go through the settings And then it's like do you want to have certain setting off Ben did it for me And he was like just turned it off And now I just get what I look up Unbelievable that you even have to opt into that Yep

But yeah I don't know Well so back to the spider Back to the fear thing What I'm saying is I'm not afraid of spiders, right? I'm not. I am regularly startled by them though. And the reason why I'm startled by them is because by the time I can see them, they're too close. You know what I mean? And so like, you know what I mean? I get what you're saying. So like if there's a spider that's like the size of a cat, that thing's not sneaking up on me. I'm going to see that thing coming a mile away. I'm going to

see that coming down the street. I'm not going to be scared of it. I'm going to be prepped. It's going to be creepy. It's going to be weird and like unsettling. What do you say? So like if a so they are Iraqman. So they are Iraqmen. Well, see, I'm seeing a thing where it says daddy long legs harvestmen are familiar Missouri. I don't know. I says they are not spiders, but opillin. Opilinoids. Unlike spiders, they have fused body form and lack silk and venom glands. Yeah. So in this. thing it says opelinoids but then when I went up to Wikipedia it was saying that they're seller spiders and I'm like what the fuck is an opelionoid I have never heard that in my life

glass ofacnia than a uriclia like so that's not a daddy long legs well I think it's a form of it's not the one that I'm looking for right is what they are I whatever like I guess there's a bunch of different types but like you know like there's here's one that's the one that I remember yeah that that's like closely or two where there they have the Yeah

They have like They have like a Almost like a Dracula kind of You know what I mean? Yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah

Yeah I don't know Yeah But do you see what I'm saying Arachnans but not spiders So they're not spiders Okay gotcha Gotcha so like To transition it to like a different thing

Like a fly right A fly is not You're not scared of flies right But if a fly buzzes by ear You're like What the fuck you know Like it's typical It's a reasonable response

If there was a a fly the size of a cat and you saw it like flying and for some reason you had to fight it would you be afraid of it yes probably you'd be afraid of like a fly because you'd be able to see the actual like the actual working i don't know and i would terrify you dude the same thing about cats right if a cat was just bigger it'd be way scarier that's what they are like i even a stand a stray dog just is in my house i know exactly what the dog is i'm like oh fuck like what is this thing like i'm Like I am like, even bigger, even bigger dogs are fucking standing up because there's something in here that should have been. I don't, I'm not afraid of dogs genuinely at all.

Even like massive stuff like that, they don't scare me naturally. But they're bigger, so I'm more alarmed by them. The big one's kind of, because I don't know, like there was, I was in a guitar center and then there was like a, uh, uh, I think it was a great Dane. And this guy just had his great Dane and it was looking at me. And it wasn't like, like, like, like, you'd be like looking on fighting. And I was like, oh, shit. And then I was like, boom, like, like huge wolf. And the guy was like, hey.

But I'm like, what the fuck, bro? Like, you can't bring your massive dog and have it bark at people. Yeah, like, but that's kind of the, that's kind of a reverse situation because like what start, the thing about a big dog is that that bark is startling. Yeah. Because, you know, but the bark is, the bark of a big dog is startling in the same way that a small spider being like being next to you before you can notice it is startling. Yeah, but I'm sure the sounds a spider would be able to make at that size would be startling as well too. But wouldn't you, wouldn't you? It would be, I'm not saying it wouldn't be creepy, but I'm saying like, I, I, I just don't think I would be that perturbed fighting one.

I think you would still probably do it because you want to, but you would be unnerved because, because the size of something really does matter how you approach it. Sure, but a fly, no. Like, a fly's not going to hurt you. That's kind of the thing, like a fly can't hurt you. But I know how disgusting a fly looks. I don't think you do. I think you have an idea. I think that's what is.

You have an idea of how gross. Seeing its little thing all flying around to its mouth. Yeah, it would be crazy. But it would be like an, ew, kill it, kill it. Yeah, exactly. But it wouldn't be like, oh, if it lands, you'd be like,

oh, what the fuck? And you would, if it flew directly at you, it would be like, you would freak and you would dodge out the way. I feel like that. I feel like that is if, like, say how those Australians

live with giant spiders so they're not freaked out by them. Yeah, it's exposure. Because they're always around them, so they're just like, get the fuck out of here. Versus, if I saw a spider that big in my house,

I think I might have to call animal control or something. I would just, I would just leave the house. Just give me a glave. Give me a glave and I'm good. It's too, I'm too unfamiliar with something that big to like, like the same thing. Like said, I am well, well, we're all familiar with dogs.

But a stray dog was just in my apartment. I'm just kind of like, oh, what do I do? Like, you know, especially if it's not, if it's not the kin, like, you know, because there's, if I don't have, if I don't sense the kinship, I'm like, oh, you got to leave my guy. Yeah. If it, if it was a little tiny little, it was a popping bitch. Of course, I would be like, oh, I'm keeping. A dog with no kinship is a concerning sight. When I saw a wolf dog, I didn't see the kinship looking at its eyes.

Really? It didn't give the, like, because most dogs would get people without any, like, an ill intent. They just look at you like, oh, person, you know. The dogs are meant to like people. We've bred, we've fucking destroyed their will to the person who's like us. But when I saw it, it looked at me like I could eat you. Like, it looked at me just like, and it was just tracking me.

And I was like, why is he allowed to bring that in here? Oh, yeah, the wolf in you. Well, you're also not supposed to stare at them. So probably the wolf side of it, like you were challenging it. I like staring at it. No, I wasn't staring at it. If you noticed it staring at it on purpose, I was scared. If you noticed it tracking you, and I was like, I was like, whoa, I definitely was looking at it.

I was looking at it often because I was afraid. If you noticed it tracking you, you were staring at it. Like, that's, you can't notice something. Yeah, I guess. And I would assume, like, because I would assume generally I would know, like, oh, if I keep staring at it, it's probably going to aggravate it. Yeah. But I was probably looking at it. Then, like, it looked at me again.

And I was like, oh. It's only thing I know about wolves. Like, I know wolves. So maybe the wolf part of that dog, since it hasn't been fully bred out. Like, it's because I know wolves, you're not supposed, even if you're like playing with them and stuff, you shouldn't be like staring them directly in the eyes because they might be like the fuck. Yeah. But like there's a. There was like a little tiny wolf.

My friend had like a dog that it looked like a tiny husky. Just a bastard fucking, you know. And then if you. What is this? What is it? I'm just like showing. It was just this little shitty fucking like husky angry. Because this means tits.

Well, I was just bringing. I was like heavy. I was holding the dog. No, I see. I understand. But it does look like tits.

Yes. Yeah. It was the tit dog. And it was such an asshole. But I think because it just hated life because it had some wolf in it, I think. But it's so tiny. Was it a puppy? What am I?

Full grown. And you stare at that motherfucker? It was so funny. All you did to do is stare at it for three seconds. they would go crazy. He's fucking... My favorite is the chihuahua is... My favorite is the chihuahas

that are shaking because they have so much violence. And them, they have like... They've got the soul of a way bigger animal in them, but they're trapped and they're just... I hate those motherfuckers, man. I think chihuahua is shake

because their hearts are beating and you're seeing the recoil of its heartbeat. I think it's heartbeats and it's like... Dude, my aunt... My great aunt had like the chillest chihuahua in the world. And I remember being, like, mystified by it because I was like,

this is such a chill dog. I can't even believe it. Like it didn't shake. You didn't bark and never growled. I like how the fuck. That is crazy. I'm a fan of the rare ones. My friend had one that was rare for a while and then the next time I saw it, it was corrupted.

It was crazy. Such a cool dog. And then all of a sudden, and my friend, unfortunately, he's kind of an asshole, like to where the dog was just barking on the backguard. I'm like, are you going to like do anything about that? He's like, nah. And fucking the, he's right next to the apartment complex. He's in the house. where they're upon roots

and like some of the windows are open and I was like you don't feel like remotely bad about that. People don't have any, some people just have no semblance of what it means to just try and make the world a little bit better for other people.

Yeah, absolutely. It really is crazy. One hundred percent. We shouldn't have pets, man. I think you should be able to sign, you have the license to have a pet. I fully endorse that.

I don't disagree with that. I fully endorse that. Especially animals you have to like really intendably take care of. Like one of my friends has an iguana and the way he takes it. Because first of all, you have, iguanas, a strong window kill it. They are, they are so dieable.

It's insane. Like, they won't sleep unless it's darkness entirely. So it has to be complete darkness so they won't sleep. So if they stay up too long, they'll get sick and die. I don't even know why you. That's crazy, dude. How the fuck would you want that as a person? That's crazy.

They're really cool. They look really cool. There's a lot of things that are cool. They look really. I can Google it. You know? Yeah. Or is it a came.

I think it's a chameleon. A chameleon sounds, that sounds more accurate. Camelians. It's a chameleon. Yeah, a chameleons are fucking weak. That's a shame because I remember... I remember wanting a chameleon when I was a kid because I just, I love the idea of having one on my...

Like, I love their little Lego hands, man. Their little Lego hands? Every time I see a chameleon, like, try to grab on it or something, like my heart grows. It's cool. It makes me so funny. Because of the fact, I feel like they're just, they're so not bought... Like most reptiles seem insidious, but they don't.

They seem like, ah, it's not to be around. They're the chill reptile. Like, having a corner room, it'll be like, eat a fly. Give you like a thumb up afterwards. I remember, I just remember seeing, I remember being, I was like maybe six years old in Puerto Rico. And I was at McDonald's. And there was a guy in front of me in line. I think it was me and my dad and then my mom was like somewhere else.

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That image just burned in my, that guy has no idea how much that he impacted me. Just standing in front of me with his chameleon. I just, I just fucking, I think so many animals are really cool where people get them. Like, I think particularly when that comes to dogs.

Yeah. Because I think dogs, we bred them to think we are there work really easily. But it takes like kind of a lot of like training when they're little. It's hard. Yeah. My dog, when I first had her before she passed away years ago,

we were training her for like through book. And we couldn't even get her perfected, but we did a really good job training. Like we could walk her without a leash. She would not stray from where I was. She would stay next to me. And it was difficult, especially when they're puppies,

all they want to do is play. Right. So it was fucking grueling. And my grandma was like, I'm too old to be training a fucking German Shepherd. Like, what are you doing? What am I doing?

But I was there to be like, and I was a kid and I was attention. I was like, oh, I want to teach you these things. So I could teach you to come. I teach you to speak. I taught it like a lot of the basic things,

but it wasn't a perfect dog. I would still stand at attention sometimes When I was like, A lot of that stuff is like unnecessary Like that's just like extras It's more of just Yeah I'm not training a weapon You know like if my dog was a police dog

I'd understand You can do tricks and shit That's extra like To me it's just like Potty train it Make sure it's like This is your home and fucking Don't run away

You know kind of simple shit like that You gotta stare at it And so you gotta start dominant I think that's literally a trick That you're supposed to like stare at it And just like not break And then they'll break And then they've been broken

Unless you're like it's because if the dog's challenging you I piss on the dog thinks it's like the person that like runs the house I piss on them that's so so rude So rude When you got them trained while they're just there like I get other just like happy to be there And you're just pissing all over them Well on that note

On that note Let's go to the question We're going to talk about people pissing on poor pups Pissing on pooches And it's just like I'm so happy to be here This guy's cool fuck man He's really nice This guy's the best

The dogs are just like You know they're just happy to be there It doesn't matter what the fucks happened There could be like a war going on The dogs just like You know like I love those dogs Have you seen the protest dogs No

Like in Chile and like other Latin countries There have been like people like who are protests right People are like getting real rod up During like some sort of like Some sort of like one arrest Yeah And then the dogs like are on the protester side Attacking cops

And it's like why the fuck are these dogs Attack the dogs like I get it I know I was to be I'm on this side That's awesome I love I love I love I love that. I love the, I mean, that's the whole point of really having a dog. It's like the companionship and the loyalty.

So like you're like, you're upset. Like you're a good person and you're upset. And that dog's like, it knows that like this human is usually chill. So if they're upset, whoever they're upset, I must be really bad. I have to try to kill me. For their sake, for my for my snacks, I have to kill you. I'm sorry. Let's move on to some questions from our page.

is over at patreon.com slash the snark tank. I feel a little tired today. I don't know why. I actually got good sleep. I did not. But really? My neck. My neck's fucked.

Same, dude. Last time my neck was hurting, I had to fucking, I woke up and I was on, I was going to do like some rose. And I was like, my neck hurts like fuck. So I did like half a set. And I was like, I'm going to just chill out for today. I heard my neck so bad once in my, only once in my life. And it was after I got like a massage.

Really? Or it was after I either I got him a No, it was a chiropractor. Of course. Don't go to chiropractor. I know, I know. I didn't want to do it. You tried it.

But like, it was just like, eh, like my mom was like, yeah, you should go do it. I was like, I don't want to do it. I don't really believe in that stuff. And just like, I had lock neck once,

I'm pretty sure. What is that? Like, when my neck was like, like literally like doing this hurt like a fucking bitch. That's what happened to me. I was like,

I don't know how I got it. And my friend's mom was like, I can help you with this. cry. And I was like, what do you mean? She was obviously a Caribbean woman. She was straight up just she was a Caribbean woman and she was like, she was like, this is going to hurt Kingston. Like, I'm sorry. And I'm like, all right. And she just like, pulled

my neck and I was like literally tearing. I was like, this search so much. She was like, no, you have to keep your neck extended for like five minutes. You have to keep your neck extended. And it's going to hurt the whole time. But your neck is going to get better way faster. And I was like, I don't know what way fast. Fasters not good enough for me. I was like, what sort of like. It better be good at the end of this. Like, what sort of fucking Jamaican witchcraft is she doing?

And then literally, after the agony, it was like, oh, shit, my neck feels good. She was like, yeah, it hurt really bad. Yeah, you know why? I think it was. No. I think it was the pain. I was going from being the state of a pain. That's what it is.

It's like, here's the thing. So here's, I'm going to take this knife and I'm going to twist it in your stomach. And I'm going to twist it around for like eight minutes. And then when I take this out, you're going to feel so much better. It's like, yeah, I bet. I bet I'm going to feel better with them. I'm not being tortured anymore. Yeah, like, I hate that shit.

But like so I remember like I was fine My posture was fine My neck my back didn't hurt at all Yeah They just recommended like a chiropractor I was like fine I'll do it I don't want to have the conversation anymore

So I did it And then They were like do you feel better I'm like I feel the same As I did before this And then the day after I woke up And I just couldn't move my neck Because I could like every

Like every direction hurt Like up down left right I was just like Like Christian Bail's Batman The entire day And what sucked is that That day I had an eye exam. And if you know anything about eye exams, especially if you have glasses, they have like a thing that they pull down with like various lenses and they try to figure out like what like what your prescription is.

And they brought it down and they were like, can you put your head in here? And I was like, can you bring it down more? Like I had to like position myself in such a way that it was like I'm pretty sure I fail like I. I failed this eye exam. I don't get graded on. They thought you were like legally blind. I got an inaccurate prescription for sure for those for that year. Awesome.

Because I had the eye exam and I just like I couldn't focus. I was just in so much pain that I was like I can't read any of this. That's crazy. I can't read the shit. Anyway. It's not, yeah. I don't want to talk about it. I'm noticing how much more my neck hurts by like focusing on this.

Yeah, yeah, let's move on. Let's get on to some of our questions from our patrons over at pageantcom slash a snark tank. Remember you can jump on over there. Ask us a question if you want. Goopie wrote in. He says, hello. bababooies since all three of you were young

when the internet was first starting to spread her legs what video do you remember seeing early on in life that told you that nothing is okay and were doomed as a species? Personally I was a little late to the party so the earliest one I saw that made me question everything was that video of dudes in Ninja Turtle costumes having a circle jerk around pizza

with comically large fake penises I've never seen this in my life So the fact that you said that video I've seen that video you know what showed me that video Of course you have Lyle Lyle would be That makes perfect sense. Let's go.

I've never seen that in my life. Big old green dicks. I was like, dude. I love that guy, but he is all, he, him and Zach are the people that always tell me I'm not at the level I think I'm at, you know? I've never, I'm not on that level yet. They're, they, they are wielders of the darkness.

I merely co-opted for moments, you know. Yeah. Are you looking it up? It's fucking insane. Hold on. Get it off of me? We'll cut to black. Look at this shit.

What the fuck is that? The bottles of rain? All right, all right. That's insane. That is fucking insane. I do think the video that I saw that was significantly worth. Like the thing that I must have been like 2005 or something. 2006, but I remember seeing a video of like just U.S. Marines throwing a puppy off a cliff

that ruined everything for me. Like that was like the moment that it was just... For me, it was, for me it was Mr. Hans. Oh, Mr. Hans. I still remember the groan he made. That shit was burnt. The moment you know he was dead. Yeah, there was like a death rattle.

Do you know... He was gone after that. I knew it. Do you know the, um... You know cyberpunk, right? You know that, right? A fucking idiot. Yeah, exactly.

He's an engineer? He was an engineer. Yeah. It's always that shit. He's just pushing an envelope. He was trying to explore further. Exactly. He's going to explore further.

Go where we've never gone before. He's definitely a furry and every furry has some sort of prestigious job. That's not incorrect. Not entirely, really. Very often. They're wealthy. Very often. You have to be, I think, to even realize, to even realize that you're into that.

Yeah. I think you have to be wealthy. They have some money. Because what the fuck are you? Because it's like, imagine doing like really interesting shit classplay, right? Like it's like it's not the same thing, but like it's sort of similar. Like this person's going to make me a suit that's pretty, though it may look silly to most people. This is a hard to make suit, you know?

Yeah. So you got to have money. You got to have money. But some people I think blow a lot of it because I, whatever reason, a decent chunk of the gay community get into that shit. Yeah, I don't know why. There's definitely some sort of intersection there. I'm not sure why, but there just is. I don't know who started it.

Because every furry I know is queer. Every furry I know personally is queer. Right. I don't understand. I don't have to be. Why that happened? Not exactly. You can be a straight furry.

How? No, it supersedes it, kind of. I don't, I don't know. You're attracted to a dog. What does it matter if it's a male? Well, you're not exactly. It's, this is the argument. This is the time I've heard from them, right?

This is not me saying it's like, I'm not attracted to this exact creature. I'm attracted to the, like, it's vibe or aesthetic I don't understand that exactly either Yeah I can't conceptualize I didn't I don't either Because I can't explain it crazy I feel like I'm doing people with service By saying this

A real fair would have to come here and talk to us about it Because I clearly I don't know everything Well you're not off many people Yeah to be fair I didn't I don't think all of them Because I would think that they would They would take the suit off and fuck a lot So a lot of them do So I think I don't think a lot of them are actually just like

Oh I want to fuck a Animal human thing It's like the idea I don't know This animal the perspective of this animal that they view it reflects them I guess

something like that I let's put it this way I don't care enough you know so I've never like deep done a deep dive to it it's not it's at the end of the day people's fetishes and their things

there's like not really my business I don't care enough but also I hope to never be in a position in a position where I have to care at all you know what I mean yeah yeah I feel I feel like that they're not hurt anybody most people's kinks I feel exactly the same way

yeah just keep it to yourself right I'm just like I don't need to know the ins and outs of your We push the things a little too far, like having people be very open about their kinks. Yeah. And I think that was definitely. That one. I think that was a big one. Well, for being a furry.

Well, that's a big one because they were like making conventions and shit where I'm like, what are you doing? Yeah. It's like to be go go to the adult con. Isn't that where that's for? Just meet at a hotel. I guess. Yeah, but everything. And everything starts off with like, oh, this is the overarching place and things split out of it.

Is there like a, I mean, what's the like the, I guess they're probably. He has like a dominatrix con. Yeah. Oh, for sure. There's a con for everything. I guess now, like everything. Because before I felt like

things were just largely consolidated. Here's your nerdy shit. Here's your sex stuff. And then you'll find boofs of that stuff. Yeah, once upon the time. But I think they got ridiculed so much by people because of it being,

you know, pretty like, pretty neat. That's a good point. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because there people,

yeah, because I would be one of the people laughing. If I went to like an adult convention and I saw like a furry booth, I would laugh. Younger, younger me, absolutely.

Now I'm like, because I used to have a fucking like, like, hey, Bono of a Furries. And I was like, Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions

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tastes like There's so much worse that exists There's so much worse Obviously So like what am I doing hating this It's less enough

Like really It is like Oh just live here Have fun dude Go ahead to do it Yeah Because I think Werewolves are cool

But at the same time They're also So unfortunate I'm like I can't even think wearovers are cool man I still like him I I do too I don't think about I don't think about I don't think about I rarely think about furries it hasn't yeah they haven't really been a part of the Zadguise in a long time yeah it was more like a 2015 2014 yeah around that time they were definitely that era that era of like it was a asshole era where they were very much all around I call that I will say that of you the internet where like everyone was an ass to everybody like what content was was being a dickhead to people that era so like oh yeah it was yeah i miss it dude yeah let's move on yeah was it sonic fox is the only guy that i've seen recently at all that's involved in indian sonic sonic sonic wears that shit like a badge man niggas hate him and what he does he whoops he

whoops that's what makes it so much worse that's what makes it so much worse that's what makes it so much getting fucking destroyed by a furry is hilarious and he's kind of an asshole too because of course he's a furry so he probably like was a nice kid and got bullied into this being a dickhead about things he's good at. Like everyone does. Why not? So it's just like, get your money,

King, do your shit. Yeah, go off, man. All right. Move on. Yeah. The VR chat goth, I fucked is also from New Jersey Road in.

He says, what's up twig, Twig average? You guys are fucking, you guys are getting really out of pocket with this. What's this thing? Says, what's up twig average?

And fat piece of shit with a gap tooth so wide you could fit all of New Jersey and half of Pennsylvania in it. You got to roll. Relax, guys. I mean, average is really hurtful. Yeah, I locked out here.

Why would you call me average? That's so, I mean, like, I don't, well, you're fine. You're good. Your description was fine. Like, average. Come on, man. That is so mean that I, it's so mean that it's like, it borders back around. It's like, what are you even doing, dude?

It's the same way that, like, how Doom is really violent, but it's so cartoonish. that it kind of like doesn't feel like it is. It's like, you get called a slurring. You're just like, dude, just get out of here, man. It's like that. It's like, whatever, whatever, bro. Have a good night. Like, yeah.

Like, like ripping a demon in, in half. Yeah. Doesn't feel as violent as shooting somebody in the head in a video game and they realistically slump over. Yeah. 100%. That's so cartoonishly fucked up. Like when, uh, what is it, Bill Nye dies and smiling friends in the hot air balloon?

Oh, my God. And he, like, tenses up and slumps over. He does. It feels like a for real die. It's fucking insane. Anyway, he moves on. He says, I've been replaying all the Gears of War Games recently. Nice.

And I'm left wondering why people dislike judgment four and five. All of them have really interesting things to add to the gear sandbox that don't utterly ruin the core gameplay. Like 343. Yeah, that is true. They are better at it than 3443 was. Characters are genuinely charming and fun to be around. What are some things you don't like that you like that few? Oh, so this is, I guess, the.

core of the question. What are some things that you like that few others do and you don't understand why? Yeah. Judgment isn't that bad actually. I understand it's, yeah, it's definitely one of the weak. To me, it's like Archimorjans. Like, it's not a bad game. It's just, it's just, it's just, yeah, it's a little bit weaker compared to some of the other titles. That's, I think to me, judgment is after three or before three? It's a prequel for sure. It's a release. I'm trying to remember. I think it came on 2011. It's after three. It's after three. Yeah, because it came out, it came out pretty Because I think it came out like, what, 20, I thought it was 2011

I can't remember I think it was like 13 or 12 Was it 13? I swear, 2011's in my brain I think it was 2011 because I think I was in high school When it came out Years of War 3 was 2011 Was it? I'm pretty sure.

Really? God. So here's where judgment came out My fucking brain sucks right now Yeah, March 19th, 2013 How the fuck do I? Why do I remember? I didn't play judgment that much,

but I can trust on high school. Yeah, 2011 was Gears... I remember because it was 2011 was Gears 3 and that was like the... My last year of high school. Why do I... For some reason, I have a memory of playing it much judgment much sooner. Same.

But whatever. Usually my memory's pretty good about that, but not this time. That's crazy. I remember there was something with... I'm particularly autistic with video game release dates. I usually am. This one totally fucking off. Because there's...

It's like connect... Usually it's connected a significant part of my life. Yeah. Yeah. But this time, also, I remember having,

because this was when I had a modded 360. So I guess, I guess that, when did I fucking, whatever, it doesn't matter. Anyway, I remember there was something

about the gun system in judgment that was a little bit different. Like, I think it was the choice of weapons that was underwhelming. I think I remember, like, that was the game where,

like, you press why to switch weapons? There was something, yeah, instead of using the D-pad. There was something like that. And I know that, you could fall off of ledges. I remember that was a big thing.

Yeah, I don't remember that. Because usually in Gears Award, it's like, it's kind of like, you're on set paths. You can't really, like, jump. Yeah. And you still can't jump in judgment, but like you could choose in,

I remember in judgment, the big thing was that you could like walk off ledges and like kind of like, it became kind of, I remember that distinctly because it just ruined. Like, people would just drop on you. And I remember feeling like that feels weird in Gears Award for somebody to just drop on you

and fucking shoot you. Interesting. But it was, yeah, it was fine. I just, I remember, I didn't like, the framing device that they used for the story.

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Like I get a stomachache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just have a stomachache every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication.

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And also, nothing really happened in it, I think. It was just underwhelming following three. I need a play. Because three was a really good, like, end. Yeah. What gets the world from what it is, in Gears of War four to three

for five like why is it ice and robots like what gets to that point I it's you're asking it's been so long why is the why is the robot why are you fighting are you on an ice planet it looks like lost planet you're not on an ice planet

really there's a lot of significance there's a snow level yeah you're on a part of the world where it's ice yeah and then you're just doing the most basic open world shit it's so like that like a sled or something like that yeah so you're on the

sled, but it's like... Who's pulling a sled? All you're doing is... I don't remember. Robot dogs. I think in the desert they had like a fan thing. It was like a safe. Yeah, yeah.

It was almost like a... I don't remember exactly how it works. Yo, I honestly kind of like it. Oh, I like playing the game. That was the most underwhelming part where all it was, the open world was, it just, it was unnecessary. Yeah, I felt like padding. Let's go.

Okay, I'm traveling here. Now I'm going to go collect some shit from here and go. It was just like, this doesn't need to be in this game. Yeah. I think judgment's just kind of underwhelming because it doesn't really add much and the story is kind of like whatever and you're not really following the people that you want to follow

I think in a Gears of War game also it had to follow three which was really good and then four I think was underwhelming because I mean I like four honest I like four and five to be honest with you like I think they're really very good games I just think four I just think four

the issue with four is really just the robots like there's too many robots in four and Gears 5 has the little open world parts that like I actually kind of like but I do feel like are a little bit kind of weird but they're really good Hive Buster specifically that Gears 5 DLC

is fucking great like unreasonably good for no reason so like I I'm with you where I think they're definitely better at doing gears than 343 was with Halo for sure yeah

any other games you can think about like say the that they change things but anything that I well he's asking what are some few things that you like that few others do

and you don't understand why. Right. I... Things that I love that other people don't... I... I don't know. I can't think of anything at the moment.

There's a... It's very different from other games. It rarely happens, yeah. Like, I guess in Rag and Rock I actually like playing as Atreus. I think most people do. I'm the outlier of that. I just liked how fast he was.

That was my main thing, because I want... I know Cratos is, like, older, but he's still a god. I just didn't like how slow he moves. That's just me, though. Yeah. Because I'm like, okay, you're still, you're still insane.

You are faster than most people on the planet. Not most. I would say. Every person he's fascinated in. Every God. Sure. Sure. He might not have that some guy.

Sure. He's stronger than every. But let's put it this way. Somehow he caught fucking Hermes. And, uh, and, uh, he used to tech, but yeah, he caught him. He's still, bro. He cheated. He still, he's, but the fact that you would even be able to come anywhere close to him is

silly. I watched the moment again when he fought Balder And there was a moment where he pieced him up three times So quick he hits him in the face The stomach two times in the face again Yeah when he and I'm like that combo The fuck why is he hitting him that fat He fucking combos him like so

And I was like Cratos it He's so, Creatos is so fucking like powerful and so like insane That what do you it kind of I I kind of understand why they ended with Ragnarok because it's like we can't draw this out too much he's he he can destroy everyone it's it's obvious that his he's so overpowered they need to do something um what are they going to do next to even give him really a challenge like I know they're talking about service

the life service challenge the moment he because he's strong the whole time in all the games but you don't really get a display of how crazy strong he is the like other than like when he outpowers Hercules. You're like, oh shit, this guy's crazy strong. But then when he flips the sky, that moment, I was like, did this nigga just flip this? Even Atre's was like, wait. Flipping the sky, what do you mean? In the first of the PS5 one where he flips the thing of the castle, of that like that

fixture you have to walk on. Oh, he's done shit like that before. But he like, Atreys is even like, did you just like flip over the sky? Look, and I was just like, oh, shit. shit I forgot. He's crazy strong. And number two, it opens up with you fighting this giant statue, like this colossus. And there's a part

where it tries to step on you and you just do your button, you do your button mash thing. And then he tosses that thing, like, it flies and you're like, to be that amount of straight that's so stupid. It's like, yeah, yeah.

Huh? So I, I, I thought it was. one. What did you got? I really... So, Crash Team Racing to me is like unequivocally.

Yeah, I literally have coasters. I think I found that at like a box lunch or something. Oh, sick. But like, that game to me is, like, as a cart racer is so unbelievably perfect and so much better than any other thing in that genre, like by a degree that I can't even quantify, that I can't conceptualize,

why more people can't see it. I think it's relatively under underappreciated. I don't think people really think about it that much. Yeah. And it's crazy to me. Because it is more of a like... It's insane. It's like melee. It really is. It's fucking nuts. But that's

me. I have a lot of takes about melee. I love melee. I play it competitively. I'm pretty fucking good at that game for someone that isn't like a competitor. That game, I think that game's a fucking mess. A game is a fucking extreme mess. I think all the people have Like, I think it is fun in a way that in all the Smash Bros game is fun.

Because if it's like the first one that really like takes a risk to be like something, it's like, it's like, it's just something particularly special about it. Like the wave dashing, the fucking samey characters, the way it even looks like it looks like it looks so fucking silly nowadays. Can I do what it was? Yeah. But I think people don't exactly remember playing that game. I think they've played Smash like brawl and like 60, um, the Wii U one and Ultimate. And they're like, I love melee And it's like, have you played melee recently, Blood?

Because we can play it right now And you won't be able to play the game. Why? What do you mean? Because that game, you can just oppress people in the way that's so insane. It's crazy. Like, I can ledge grab and you can't get back on a ledge. Okay.

That shit is a not like, just shit like that where it's like, it's really cool and it was really fun and it held a really cool place where it was mine. Yeah. But I feel like people, a lot of people have the like oh, on a Reddit page, people said melee's the best one, so it's the best one memory.

That's what I feel like, particularly for that game. I really don't think so. I think it's a good game. I would never say it's not again. I think it's great. I think it's the most iconic smash game. I don't think it's the best one by a large margin. I think ultimate is by far the best smash bros game. But I think melee is...

In what way? Best in the sense that it's like inoffensive and kind of safe and fine. Well, and just the way the game's built, the characters designs the way the diversity of characters. Granted, there's a lot of same-sy characters in those games, right? Yeah, there's like 17 sword characters that play identically. Well, there's genuinely, for real, there's genuinely like every sort character. Oh, another Fire Emblem character.

Yay. There's a mirror to them, right? And I think I agree that can be, that's annoying, right? But I do think the way the game plays, the way like it feels and it flows is much better in that game. It's simply like based of like how you move. And obviously it's a newer game. That's the point. You know, duh.

You know, Gears 3 is going to feel better than Gears 2 is, you know? Sure. It's the next game. And this is like, like, what, like almost 20 years difference of games? Easily at least 15. Yeah, yeah. I guess for me, I look at it, it's like, I don't know. I look at it as like, okay, here's, let's say here's a movie that is entirely fine from beginning to end.

It's like, it's, you know, it makes sense. The script works. And then you have something like Bullet Train. Bullet Train is ridiculous. Bullet train is absurd in every single way. And that's way better to me than just a movie that makes sense. You know what I mean? I would say, I feel like, I feel like melee is that.

I feel like Halo 2 is that. I feel like Crash Team Racing is that. Where it's like, this is great in a way that you couldn't do on purpose. And that is so special that like I don't understand why people don't. Like people see it with melee. people see it with HALA 2 people don't see it with that and that's why I feel like this is one of those things where I'm like one of the only people

talking about that game still probably you know I think it's a better racing game I would agree I think the reason you know the reason why that game isn't it talked about because Mario card is so fucking popular well of course it is just simply that yeah yeah obviously and then there's also been more of them well there's only like

two crash racing games of any consequence but crash but also yeah crash is never going to be as popular as fucking Mario of course not yeah it just doesn't have chance to be like this is the perfect cart racer it doesn't matter even if the next Mario car that comes out sucks dick yeah which it won't

because the framework is so it's been the same it's like it's the 64 you know like you want to be really honest it is the same 64 like I love those games for what they are but I understand what I'm playing it plays like quicksand man like something like Mario all even double dash man double dash feels like playing another that's another game

people like I don't think people remember playing double dash because I played the fuck out of that game of people and me and my cousin there were combinations in that shit we have a friend Joe who would use the same combination I would use Luigi and Red Cooper you cannot it is so I'm not just doing with somebody that gets the three holding red shells every time they get their thing hi I'm Dr. J. Goodman host of Beyond the script the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria

Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomach ache every time that I eat and it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh yeah, you know, I just, I have a stomachache every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy and all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeart Radio.

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it is but it's such a like it's so fun and I remember being so good but I think it's a lot of rose-colored glasses when people experience a lot of games from those areas because it was so fun it's like maybe I always just like say we'll go back and play I always uh I think a lot of people would like say that

and then not play the games and if they play the games they'd be like oh this is okay because it happens I remember some things that like oh this was fucking awesome you go back and play and like oh yeah like this is not nearly as good as I remember I think everybody has that experience. So nostalgia is always heavy.

There is a game that this is really interesting that a lot of people have gone back to recently because of Maud's Marvel versus Capcom Infinite. So like, but that game though, it's interesting because when I first played it, I know a lot of the art style of some of the characters, obviously people are like, what the fuck is this? Yeah. The lack of X-Men characters, that already was like a big, but the thing is

all of them were gone. Yeah. So all of them. Why? Was it a license? It was a license. It was a license. They didn't have, they were, that was in the minute with the Indermans where they were trying to buy it. And then Fox was like, we're just not going to give you anything. And they were like, well, okay, well. Really stupid to release Marvel's Captain without X-Men. So it already had those things.

Some of the art style, like Chunli look really stupid. Some of them look really stupid. But in hindsight, like, if you play, there was a lot of people that I feel like were just because of the stuff surrounding it were they didn't even pay attention to the combat. Actually, it's good. And also they turn, but they return to the old button format. because the Tatsunuku

Tatsunuku versus Capcom They had that fucking Circle button format to do a combo We would just like hit like You know say if it's a safe it's PlayStation You hit square triangle circle And then it X and then it does your air combo And then do it again to finish it

And I was like What the is this for five year olds? It was weird that they just did that And then they transfer that to MVC3 And then they also slowed down the combat Just a little bit for a go especially compared to two NBC2 Oh yeah

And so me personally, I liked NBC3, but I was also disappointed. I liked when they kind of went back to the old formula with Infinite. But there's a lot of people that just absolutely diarrhea on the game, and I get it. So I'm glad people are going back to a max million dude fucking and some people modded it. And then they reskinned it. A lot of people were coming back and having fun with it and realizing that this game is a lot better than it actually was. So I'm glad that at least this will maybe give it more hype to us like, guys, make another one. If I'm not mistaken, the assist.

were taken out for the stones, right? So was that something was no, I thought that the, uh, that was just a, or there's only two people now, right? Is that one of the thing? Yeah. So it was only two people now, but you have a stone instead. Yeah, it wasn't a, uh, they didn't do the three thing. So they, they were going, they went to like a, a more old school, like almost like Marvel's Capcom. No one. Yeah. Which Marvel's Capcom one, it has, it's a little clunky. But man, I love the, there was the, the subtle differences. First of all, the soundtrack is some of my favorite Capcom music, especially since, like, oh, they remixed Mega Man 2's music from number two.

And then they just made it in Marvel's Calclin, which is one of my favorite fucking sound, just tracks of Capcom did. And what was I going to say? Like some of the animations in NBC1 is better than two, especially like, say, hitting the ground. There's like a little bit of the impact. Oh, the shit.

You hit the ground, the ground and move. And there was like, yeah, the rocks coming up and the impact was like, so if you did like final justice. Or like, Cincinnati would like walk around and it would shake the screen. Like so. Oh, that was so cool. There was things like, well, Sentinel was in NBC1. He was in. Yeah, but that was in two.

He was in. Yeah, he was in a, I forgot which children in the atom or I forget which one he was in. But like, uh, oh, you're talking about the X-Men games. Well, so I'm talking about NBC1 right now. Yeah, okay. And I'm talking about the ground impact. And like, there was two major things that felt so satisfying doing the ultimate, uh, Doing the ultimate web throw with Spider-Man, obviously.

The impact felt so satisfying. And you don't get that satisfaction in two. It just feels like you're hitting like a stone ground. And there's no like shake and impact like it hurts. Same thing with Final Justice in Captain America when he would do like his little. It's like suplex. It's like suplex at the end. Like when you do it on two, it just feels so empty.

And I'm like, NBC2 is such an amazing game. But those little things missing, I'm like, fuck. People don't understand how it's. satisfying it feels too. There's always a little thing. Because they had to put fucking 50 plus characters in that game.

They probably did retract a few things. Overworked. I appreciate that game came out like a little bit over a year from the last one. And then they had to put 50 plus characters and half of them

are not even fully designed. That is how quick games used to be made up. Like, Thanos doesn't do anything Thanos does in that game. Thanos is awfully. I was like, why is he a year?

There's no representation of him being Thanos really. Like of like, if he didn't know who he was, you'd be like, the fuck is this? I had no idea who he was. I remember playing the game and I'm like, who the fuck is this?

I remember, I think I played the game before I read any of the infinity like opera and I was just like, this guy's kind of lame or then I read it later on. I was like, yeah,

my friend would kill everyone there. I played that game before I knew anybody that, I literally only knew Spider-Man and Venom. There's no way. I'm not even joking. Really? Like when I played MVP,

well, I kind of had an adjacent understanding of like the X-Men. Wolverine, right? Yeah, kind of. but not really I just wasn't a comic person So I play the game

I don't know who the fuck any of these people But this is a good ass game That's not about bone claw wolf rain I was like why is that one's hands different Yeah we was also like 2000 We called them we call them piss claw Piss Claw Yeah because they're like a little yellow

We call him Piss Claw Piss Claw is crazy Wouldn't his bones be like red as fuck I mean the whole idea that they're just still It's such a lazy sprite Where all they did was just make it yellow And extend it I don't know, like, those aren't bones.

That's not fucking bones. Those are claws animantium that just have piss on them. Piss stained animatium. That's why we called them piss. That's the only thing I can just try animantium. If you soak it in piss for a long period of time. Go piss. I remember Marvel's Capcom.

I think the main thing for me was just like, I loved the pixel art so much that when they moved away from it. I was just kind of like, okay. The art was great. It was probably good still. The music was great. The visual dynamics. like all of the fucking motion everyone's taunts like just just for me what happened is like things like that really touch my heart because I love comic books so seeing stuff like that be like

like even rivals right like rivals right right now anyone could enjoy that game but that is a love letter for people that like comic books though like it's like if you really enjoy comics sure yeah you can play that game be like dude I know this reference I've seen that thing oh my god that's costume I know what that's from and I just really enjoy that's why I play it honestly because like hero shooters in general they're fun when you play with friends But I just don't play them by myself anymore I don't have the energy to be upset at people just not do it with them No yeah why the fuck would you

I just I can't do it anymore my my heart just isn't in it Yeah, that's why I just don't practice Spider-Man I'm like I can't turn this game when I play it because I'm just gonna kill myself I can't do this that's the thing to me is the only character I play in that game Yeah, but I just like I hate the way everybody else plays If Spider-Man wasn't in that game I genuinely wouldn't play it Like at all they like if they had like an update and they were like oh Spider-Man's out of the game

I would actually uninstall it and never play it Making a Marvel game and not making a game, making a Marvel game that influenced the whole cast and not even Spider-Man is insane. Like he's like, oh, he's too O.P. And instead of like nerving him, they just take him out. Yeah. And that's crazy because he's like, he's nowhere near OPE. It's like that's crazy. He's like, he's very frail.

Peter Parker, Yancapped. So what is he good at? What is it? What is his role? He's like an assassin. Like he goes, he's like a disorienter kind of. Like you kind of go in and sneak behind enemy lines. beat people up in the bed. You kind of like go back,

flank people and take out their healers and like get the fuck away, get in, do damage, get out. Because he can swing and he can move around actually. There's actual physics in it. His movement is insane. The thing that I like about it is like you have to aim, well, if you add, if you turn on the real swinging, like you have to aim at the thing you shoot the web at and then that'll like be where you swing from. And I love that. I wish that was actually like an option in like real Spider-Man games because it's actually satisfying to do. But that's the whole. But that's the whole. point. That's the whole reason I play video games is moving through space in a satisfying way.

So to me, I'm like, I played, I've played many of these, those other characters. And I'm like, and they're just like, you know, you saw. I saw Captain America. It annoys me. It is so slow and boring. This is horrible advertisement for it. It annoys me because of the fact that like I really want characters to be zipping and dipping around. But I would say there's no design the map for that. You have to design a map. The accommodate character's speed. I just want Coke speed, man. I want like Like the way that I feel like MVC 2 is

Where it's not It wasn't made in mind For like this is for everyone Like it's it's so fast I think that works for not shooting games I don't think that works A shooting games I think it does

I just want to give it a chance Maybe not Marvel rivals But it will work for What shooting game do you think It's like fucking Breakneck really quick Well most games used to be that way

That's how games That's how a lot of FPS is used to be Like Quake was like that And fucking I feel like quick I can think of it I want like panic speed where it's like frantic. Yeah, I love that shit.

I can imagine playing it again. I think that'd be fun to like idea of it and then I'd play and I'd be like, dude, I don't know when I'm dying. Do Maternal? I don't know when I'm dying. Your internal is not PPP but Doom Maternal is fucking fast as hell. Your eyes will adjust to it eventually because I remember playing some things first like uh. Because Eternals are a fast based game too for sure. I've never played a lot of keyboard. I love that like just constantly. You're keep you're encouraged to just keep going like not to slow down and think. you're kind of just it's all reflex

and then you're like oh shit I'm dying I gotta kill more people to get more shit and like I like that I like that that reward intuition yeah and like

it feels good intuition is like a really like it's such a good reward it feels good like for me I'm contemplative I like I like being able to contemplate I like contemplating that's what my turn

that's what my turn base is for yeah because I like my turn base I sometimes I'm like if I'm like chess you make the one wrong move you're fucked so I love thinking about it

for a few minutes So I'm like, what makes more sense to do? That's me in honor mode and Balders Gate 3 because I'm like, dude, I'm going to get raped by these goblins. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If I don't do this right. Yeah, I love that. I love that. Dude, I made it to act two and I did the one die run and then I lost a fight to the fucking shadow curse people.

And I lost my whole save. Yes, that's why I don't play show like that. I made it so far without people dying. I don't do it so far. I don't do fucking Iron Man's. I don't do anything like that where if you die once, you're like. I've done it just for the meme of it Like let me try it

But not like let me really do it Because I'm all you If it was old school Like I probably would have snapped my controller You know like back in the day Like that that would be Like back in the day When they made bosses like so insanely hard

Like a street fight off or three You're fighting bison And those were like I'm throwing my controller Like you're just because it was so I don't feel that way anymore I'm good Like I'm a mature adult

But you understand you have to pay for this if so you're like I can't make this Yeah If I need to hold on to this I need to hold on to this big point And also just the the they didn't do that Oh you if you if you die once your your game oh they didn't do that a lot back then Yeah if they did I definitely would have tried it and I probably for sure would have broke something Because that imagine like I did that on accident one time just speed running right I didn't save a Capcom game, Anni Musha Warlords.

And then I got stuck at a puzzle. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist, Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomach ache every time that I eat.

And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just have a stomachache every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication.

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It's like a really old PS1 game. That, by the way, is bonkers in a way that I completely fucking forgot. Like that game is ridiculous. Like you kill, like, you kill Jack the Ripper in that game. It's, it's ridiculous. It's in the 1800s? Or is it, is it like, so? So the original medieval takes place in like medieval times.

Okay. And then they, but they finish his story. Yeah. And then they got a sequel, greenlit and they were like, what the fuck do we do? And so they were like, I don't know, put him in London in like the 1800s. So he's like in a museum

and like it's cool because it's so like ridiculous. Yeah. But I'm at the final boss right now and I'm realizing that it's been like at least a level since I've saved and I'm not equipped for it at all. Oh nice. And like there's a boss where like you need a gatling gun or like you need you need projectile weapons

and I just don't have any. That's crazy and they don't force you to get it. They give you the option to buy from like the fucking yeah, but what do you buy? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But there's a, like I didn't have the money for it. That's fascinating.

So I'm just kind of stuck. That's, I like that about old games because games nowadays, usually it's like, well, they won't let you. not get this thing to be able to beat a game. Now it's like, well, go get it. But dude, it's so annoying because I'm at the end and like I want to, at this point, that's so annoying that I'm like, fuck this.

Right. But I'm so close. Like, I literally, I'm one fight away from ending it. Right. And putting it behind me. And that's so frustrating to know. Can you look at a strategy or do you absolutely need it? Can you find a strategy that someone's like, I beat it with nothing?

I can't imagine that that's possible Because the amount of damage Every enemy in that game is a sponge And so like I have crossbows or whatever But like the Gatlin gun is crazy Okay So like I've been trying to do the crossbow thing So the phases of the fight is like

There's a demon And there's another guy trying to kill you in like some fucking car With like a he comes It's stupid as fuck But like you do damage to him And then the car swerves and does damage to the boss but you can't do enough the window for you to hit him

is so small that like with anything other than a gatling gun you just don't you can't do it I see it's a terrible fight it sucks really bad like I love the rest of that game because it's ridiculous but like that that level fucking blows

but I don't know man the games are games are weird it's crazy because I'm having like a pretty good time with Ninja Guyton like it's not really that hard yeah Looks fun.

I was like, oh, the old ones were fucking... She looks awesome. The old ones were fucking torture. Huh? The old ones were torture. The old ones were rough. I didn't even,

like, I hated those games so much. I played them a lot, too, and I was like, I'm just not good at this event. I was like, I got to understand I'm not good at this. I can't keep playing this.

Dude, I beat Contra and I couldn't get past, like, the first stage of Ninja Guy and I'm pretty sure. Like, Contra used to be a breeze to me. I think I was, like, weirdly, like, focused on that game for like a good, like,

couple years on any, and I would like beat it like regularly. I could not do that now. But I don't remember ever beating Contra. It's fucking hard. I know. I've gotten very far. I have vivid memories of being on my aunt's house trying to beat it and not beating it and

being like fuck this kind of a thing. Yeah. But I don't, I don't think I ever beat it. That's the only like traditionally difficult game that I've, that I remember at least at one point in my life being genuinely very good at. And now I'm, it's fucking gone. For me, Metal Slug was a game I remember being really good at. I fucking love Metal Slug.

Metal slug's great, but it's not hard. My grandma was very good at his package. Some of them are a little... In Metal Slug? Some of them are a little like... Because, you know, it's like the bullet time type shit or whatever. Oh, yeah. Some of those parts, like, oh, fight this fucking attack helicopter.

And then there's like a bunch of shit on the screen. You're like... It's like a bullet hell. Yeah, you're like, bullet hell. That's what I meant to say. I love... I love my sister. I meet the second of my master.

Must have been one together. And I was like, this is crazy. Love how ugly they all look. Yeah. I always thought... But I thought they look cool. Being young enough to not understand what POWs were. Oh, yeah, yeah.

I was like, look these bombs. Could you kill them? Thank you. You know, like they give you shit? Yeah. They give you the fucking laser mini gun. I'm like, fuck yeah, dude. I would just summer out.

Metal slug is so much. You fight zombies and I forgot which one. X, I don't know which one. I don't know. There's so many. There's one where you're fighting mummies and shit. Like you're such stupid. It's good shit, man.

I love metal. I associate, dude, there's something about like, go, yeah. Like, Metal Slug and a slice of pizza. Because I remember them being in a lot of pizza places. Metal Slug and Marvers is Capcom. And I have like a distinct memory of like getting pizza. That was at the barbershop by my fucking house.

To me like Metal Slug would always be like in those Neo fucking because they would have multiple things. So that Samurai Showdown, it would have like Metal Slug would have like shit like that. What's the name of that pizza place that's a, that's in a fucking roundtables? Oh, round table. You got the roundtable. I forgot about round table. What's round table?

Just a chain. It's some shitty pizza chain. They have like the pepperonies that would be like cups. You know the little dude? You know how they like kind of fold up and then just have a shitload of grease in it? Fappy would just drink that shit. Dude, there's a place around here called Slice House. And I decided like recent.

I was like, you know, I'll give it a shot. I'm going to order like a small like 12 inch like kind of personal. Uh-huh. It's pretty good. Yeah. What's that? I don't know if the big ones are that good. but like the small

They had the pepperoni's like that right Yeah kind of yeah I think I I went there because you told you You talked about it Was it that recently opened? Yeah Yeah it's not bad

I had it I had it this weekend Because they went to see Fucking something With a bunch of my friends They had this weekend Movie? Yeah and I was like oh

I enjoy this I think I'm I think I've grown I just enjoy plain pizza the most now Plain? Yeah I could see yeah I got to have pepperoni I don't need pepperoni

I'm really picky with the pepperoni is my issue Like, I, because there's a particular pepperoni that's my favorite, and I don't see it all that often. I see. I don't even know how to describe it really. Like, I don't know the name of it. I don't know, like, what branded. I just get plain slices because you can't, it's hardest to fuck up, you know.

It is hard to fuck up. I just, the grease of the pepperoni, though, really, I don't know. It's so different. I don't necessarily even need the pepperoni. I just need the grease. Like, because the grease from the cheese. Just a ring out of pepperoni over a pizza. It's the flavor of the, of the pork, the pork fucking fat.

It does something, man. Yeah. That's the, that's the thing. that I noticed. I wonder what duck fat on pizza would taste like. Not a pork person. Duck fat pizza. I mean,

that's expensive, but that'd probably be delicious. That sounds fucking dope. Barbecue duck pizza. Barbecue duck. Barbecue duck pizza. Duck is so fucking expensive. Why?

There's ducks everywhere. Stupid. They're probably not edible. What do you? What do you? Have you only a certain kind of edible ducks? Yeah, there's only one breed of duck. Let's get this last one.

Oh, yeah. Let's do it. Sweetie was a ridiculously stupid kid, Rodin. Everybody's bullying him He is the punching bag He just somehow Suddenly became the punching bag

You guys gotta relax I can take it I can take it You guys got to chill Yeah that's why man This guy this guy's death When he dies I don't know nothing

Everybody will mourn I'm gonna make it I'm gonna make it to man Everybody be nicer to Sweeney No way Everybody do it no way Don't be nice That's versus reverse psychology

That's crazy Be mean or in fact If you need If you need to hurt me To feel better Than by all means hurt me I'm fine That's crazy

What's that line from the Dark Cross Where he says like Really Forgive them father They know they know not what they do Sweetie was ridiculous He'd be kid already He says hey Moe Curley and Larry

Nice Fuck I was like that was like that in sync Yeah Yeah Oh So we'll hunt him because he can take it Because he's our hero That that fucking line from Batman

Oh my God But he's running That scene is so fucking stupid Oh my God Wait I forgot about that scene I imagine When you were saying it, I imagine they'll hunt him, you know, that fucking line from Batman.

I imagine that being the quote. Oh, like that part of the end. That scene that they probably thought was really cool is so fucking stupid. What do you mean? Him running like that and looking so stupid and it's fucking flaring the wrong way. And he's like jumping over shit. And I'm like, this scene is dumbest. To be fair, he's all shot and he's all loopies.

I really think people, people, I really think Christian Bale was a terrible fucking Batman. Of course he was. I think it was a horrible Batman. I think Heath Ledger's performance lifts so much weight for that trilogy. It's insane. 100%. It's the only thing that makes it. Like, look, Batman begins is okay.

I think that movie is ass. It's okay. To me, I'll give it an okay. There's two really cool scenes. It's okay. When him in race are training with those katanas in the cold, that seems really cool. That's not bad, especially because it's actually, the camera's actually pulled out. Yeah.

Because when Batman actually fights, the camera is right here. And I'm like, I can't see anything. That's the point. Which is, well, the point is when choreography is really bad, they do that. And I'm just like, just let me see this shit choreography. I'm fine. I don't need Batman to look suave. I just want him to look like what they did in the second one.

They pulled it out a little bit And he just looked a little bit more like Like forceful It wasn't smooth fighting And I'm like I don't need I need I actually kind of like that Those yeah those movies I never really love like I think they're good

Like they're good movies But I also The Dark Night is solid They're written well I don't know I think I think The Dark Night is solid I think every moment that Jogger on the screen Is really good

It's fucking fantastic Every moment that the Jogers on screen is really great And then everything else is good Like it's well written, it's solid. It's like, it's good. It's not bad at all. Like the parts where Batman speaks is the only problem. Every time he opens his mouth, I'm like, dude, this is so

In hindsight. Those movies, without Christian, without, um, without, uh, Heath Ledger. Yeah. I feel like they're about they're like the Fantastic Four with like Chris Evans. Where I'm like, this is inoffensive. This is good. You know, it's fine. Yeah.

I never, I give, I, even when it was, even when it was happening, I didn't give Christian Bail any props. I didn't feel there were some people that may have I didn't believe them. He went an Oscar for it. He did? No. I was like, I was like what the fuck are you talking about? For Batman? You imagine all the roles he did? He wins for Batman his worst role. I think he'd be so mad. He'd be fucking furious. He's got nominated for a few of them. Are you fucking

kidding me? Not for the bad. Not for Batman. Absolutely. No, only he fled superhero movies. No, I'm saying he's got and only because he died. He got it. He won. and only because he died. They gave him a posthumously and that's the only reason why. Because they always disrespect superheroes. They never would have given to him. They still don't really.

They still, 100%. Like, they win like best costume designed and that's it. Yeah. I just, I think those movies are,

like, I'm gonna be respectful because I know, I know people love Batman. No, particularly autistic people love Batman. Well, it's not like Sonic.

No, it's not the same, obviously. Sonic is, Sonic is like a, it's like their Christ, you know? Like on the autistic book, when he open up, the person opens it up with you.

Like when you die, right? They see autistic person dies, right? And they're going to be judged by autistic Jesus, right? Autistic Jesus. When they open the book, the person that touches their hand is a white glove of science. They're like, I'm here with you. And they open alongside you. Cool, man.

You're here. But I think Batman is, I think, welcome to heaven. I think, let's go. Gribes when jettison. Your skin's falling. No, this is this is how heaven, so your skin is durable for some reason. Okay. And he jettisons you through your life.

And like, how was that? It's like, I don't know what happened. You're in heaven now and he's gone. And that's, that's, uh, it's just a little. And he's got a bunch of chicken nuggets and macaroni cheese. That is fucking great. And all the trains you could watch for hours. And all the trains as far as the I can see that.

Butter noodles for me, please. We're being dick, hey. That's happened, man. I like butter noodles. That's happened. Yeah, of course. But I just think Batman as a character. I think a lot of people,

in the moment he's put under a scope more than a second, as I think is stupid as fuck. But I love him. Do you like spaghetti? Yeah. Like reasonably? Spaghetti. Is it like?

I mean, I prefer rice over everything else. If you're going to have pasta. No. Are you picking spaghetti? The pasta, the version of pasta. No. I don't think. Depends on what I'm having.

I don't think. What do you mean? Like, is it like macaroni. There's something. spaghetti, there's elbow, there's angel hair, there's, um, well, yeah. That's what you meant, like, how, like, in general, like, as a food. No, whatever. Yeah.

No, so what I'm saying is, like, if, if, let's say I gave you the option at any point throughout the week, like, pasta, you get one choice. Is it ever going to be spaghetti? No. No. That's how I feel. Not at all. I feel like spaghetti's, like, whatever.

Spaghetti and meatballs, um, oh, like, with, like, spaghetti and meat sauce is, there's something, first of all, like, I don't think pasta and, and, you know, and a tomato like meat sauce or like just like a tomato based sauce not my favorite I like a lot of things I like cream heavy cream cream based sauce is way better

by a country fucking mile I think I do I really like chicken parmesan I like chicken parmesan I just to me like the tomato it's like I don't know man but I don't like tomatoes you got to be for tomatoes I like tomatoes a lot

like say because to me like say pizza sauce is great. Sure. Works really well. But if you were to like say, okay, like, now give me pasta. And I'll take dough bread over pasta and that sauce any fucking day. But say, for example, you have a, you can replace, you can put Alfredo sauce on a pizza.

There's options for that. Never. Never. If you know what I mean? Yeah. No, give me fucking pizza sauce on fucking pizza dough and not. So I just feel like, say pasta. and like a heavy cream like an Alfredo sauce

The marriage is way better by like fucking buy It's not even close I mean I do love chicken Alfredo That shit is delicious To me it like put a chicken alfredo or just even fetichini alfredo Just don't even put the chicken in it Just just a fucking Alfredo sauce What's that mushroom? What's that mushroom pasta?

Oh my God Like that like in which is I have that a lot Which is the heavy cream based sauce Yeah yeah I love it's so much better I forget what it's fucking called I don't eat mushroom Oh damn Actually I don't think I've ever eaten a mushroom for being honest

I don't I don't fuck with mushrooms I like mushrooms. I don't fuck with mushrooms. It's just, I only started liking mushrooms, though, like in the last, like, three years, to be honest with. It's just a weird thing for me. It's just a thing of, like, seeing, like,

weird, like, type of animals and, like, in their larvae or... Mushroom truffle. Mushroom truffle pasta. Okay. Oh. Oh. Oh, so good.

Oh, he sounded like fucking Marcus Phoenix. Oh. It'd be pasta. I do like... I like spaghetti. I do not dyslex spaghetti at all. I don't dislexigues. I don't just like it, but it's like never going to be my choice.

I'm like, if an Italian man is going to make it for me, I'll eat it. Absolutely. There's just something about like the pot. Like, I think I like Afro the most. Have you had a meatball sub? Yeah. Like, the bread and the fucking meat sauce is so much better than if you like, say, take the bread away and use a pasta, it just doesn't mix as well. For me, I think it's like, yeah, for me, it's like, I like Big Ziti where it's like, it's more like pasta and beef.

Like, that to me is a better than like just. Tomato sauce. It's just every time I taste the The actual taste pasta on its own. I should make Ziti And then have an Alfredo And then have a fucking mariner or something Whatever a meat sauce

Then just taste the pasta Just with salt, whatever taste it And then now dump it in individually And be like, what do you think mixes better? I get it like a thousand times people Are you gonna say the fucking heavy cream Alfredo type sauce is gonna mix better I'm getting hungry

I think they like it because they just grew up with it Because it's such a basic thing to make but on the palate, I'm like, Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever.

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No, fucking spaghetti can suck my dick. I like it. It's good. It's food. I like it. I'm not a big fan of spaghetti. Oh, we never got to the question, did we? I think we did.

I think we did. What was the question? I don't remember. We're going to read the names now. Did we really get to it? I think so. Because I thought we went off on it Fuck him

Wait hold on Now Because like You're so lost You're so lost now There was like a punching bag thing It was like oh Sweeney's us Oh yeah we never actually got to the question

That's what I was like I don't think we got to it Yeah sweetie was a good lucidic kid He says I really was about to end the show Did you guys ever have a kid who was Who was a known gooner or sex pest in high school In my high school there was this kid that we'll call Gooney

Who would constantly be watching porn at school and jacking off in bathrooms. And he just, like, told people. He was, like, proud of... He somehow managed to get porn on his school-assigned iPad. Okay, first of all, they have school-assigned iPad. Yeah, they did. They had laptops in the age.

What? They had laptops in the race. What? For me, in New York City, they had laptops. Absolutely. Then I moved, and they had, like, laptops. Like, you would use them for, like, not computer lab. I never had a fucking school.

assigned it. Yeah, I definitely I had that shit in PK. No. What the fuck are you talking about? Kindergarten? No, PKK PXI. Oh my God. I was like pre-K. I got so fucking furious at you. What the fuck? Why? What would a kid do with that? Yeah, here's your fucking iPad in pre-K in the 90s.

That's true. That's true. Yeah, no. We didn't get We didn't even get calculators. We didn't give us anything. Dude, the fact that you didn't get calculators sometimes too was like, what the fuck? I got nothing. Yeah, we never. You got a, you got a, in Poughkeepsie high school, they had, like, we had like a laptop to use for certain classes.

And they would bring it to you, they would give it to you to take home? No, not to take home, no way. It's bust out. Well, then what is it? I don't understand. We'd use it in, like, for like reports or something like that. We'd be able to, like, check it out for reports. Oh.

Closest thing, we just had a computer class and then there was. Yeah, we had a computer lab with a bunch of computers in them. Yeah, that was it. But, like, yeah, I don't think we definitely didn't have laptops. Yeah, but yeah, some kids get pads now. They get all this stupid shit that they're just wasting money on. That's fucking crazy. Yeah, it's crazy.

It is, it's insane. I mean, whatever, yeah. So he managed to get porn in his high school assigned an iPad. I'm blowing away that's the thing. And allegedly was caught jacking off in class. Do you have any similar stories, gentlemen? He was lost in the sauce. I mean, I don't know about like heavy gooners, but I don't know about heavy.

Every kid was a gooner. I know what dude. I was pretty moderate. Every kid was a good. Kids are just beating off. That's it. Young men were just masturbated. I would say, yeah.

But at a regular rate. But at school is devious activity. That is devious activity. I knew a guy. It's weird because I knew a guy that I don't know why you would tell somebody this. But he told someone so then it made the rounds because obviously kids aren't going to keep quiet. But yeah, he absolutely beat off in class, you know, stroking himself over pants. You know what I mean?

They didn't whip his dick out. That's so crazy. Yeah, that's insane. But the craziest part is busting in your pants and then letting it just drip down your leg. Because that's what he told. And the idea of telling, why would you tell anybody that? Because now that's what you're known for. So you're just staying on my leg?

He's probably showing people. Look at this. My battle scar. Check this out. My hip is painted. Look, that is so fucking voss. Like, the fact that you would even, it's like, look, at the very least, you can buy, you don't have to be, you don't have to be any age to buy condoms, right?

You can, condoms or whatever. You actually would go to Planned Parenthood or go whatever. Or the nurse's office. Yeah. They would give you shit because they want you to use the stuff. So you can get condoms. At the very least, if I was going to be a deviant, I would put a condom on my dick, then jack off.

Like if I was going to do it in class or something. You know what I mean? This age, this age, this age. At the very least. I understand what you're saying. It's just, you're in a realm I can't. You're operating in a realm I can't fathom. I'm being rational about that crazy shit.

If I was around at this time, I would have absolutely bought a fleshlight. What do you mean? If fleshlights came out in, why? I was in school because they came out right after I graduated. Yeah, I would have bought a flashlight. Yeah. If I had to know how, I'd be like, I'm going to buy a flashlight. I remember the flashlight getting huge in 2007.

So I was just like a year after I graduated. And I was like, I still want one. But it was. I still want a flashlight. I would use it maybe once, but I want one of the crazy ones. I, um, that's like fucking. Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. Hold on, hold on.

We can definitely get them because I DM a flashlight in 28. and they sent me items. I literally said, Hey, that was a while ago, that was, but still, why,

why not? Because, like, I asked them, do you guys sponsor YouTubers? Like, no, but we'll,

I'll send you some stuff. And then I, um, I, I, I, I, I,

gave them a social security number. And, yeah, I want the fucking Mrs. Incredible one. I want the fucking, uh,

what's an incredible one? Then just buy it. There's a KFC one. Like, you know why I can't buy one. You don't have, she doesn't have to, No. She'd find out.

How would you find out? Because she'd be fucking... Their house is small to be fair. It looks like a flashlight. She'd be... She'd be... She'd be possessed by the Hispanic urge to touch my shit while I'm not there. And then she'd find...

And I'd be like, yes, I have it. And it would just be an unnecessary argument. Why would it be... Okay, hold on. First of all. First of all. I get it. No, no, no. You're telling me like I understand... So I just want to know this question.

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serving. Marie Callendors, what having it all tastes like. She would be offended somehow, and I'm like, why are you offended? No, but do you think she's actually like, say, if, like, you're like, oh, I just, I just needed to, I just needed to concentrate so I snapped one off, which would be upset? Not upset, but she'd be, like, sort of judgey about it, because she's a, she's a woman that wasn't taught healthy sex. You know, she's like every person, most people, they're like, oh, you don't understand, this is this an urge that I have it, and that's nothing more than that.

I because the thing for me of this right is like instantly it's like if I'm with someone right yeah and they are masturbating instead of cheating on me I much rather prefer that it's not like let's see I don't even like like like my mind isn't even go in that way this is an actor doing just to just a relieve stress or whatever you're doing and that's fine because I feel like my brain it would be like being offended that uh you had a snack by yourself instead of eating together you know yeah it's like I was hungry it's insane to me it's insane to me but a lot of people have that a lot of particularly a lot of young women have that problem I don't know why.

It's like, why it's the problem. Yeah, I guess they just grew up in a home that was like, it was like, but for them, their sexuality is not like, you know, they're not taught sexuality at health most of the time. Well, it just makes me think when they fucking,

when they masturbated. They felt like the guilt problem. They probably felt like she met a guilt. Was it like a rich? Did they like light candles and shit? Like what? What was the, what are you doing?

I thought the point of it is to like, is more of a stress reliever than anything. Yeah. You're like, I need out of the way. Exactly. I don't want to spend as much. I want to spend as little time on this as possible. Exactly.

I'm going to punch myself twice. The idea of the idea of edging and shit like that was so foreign to me because I'm like, I don't, I don't have time for that shit. Yeah. I don't have time for gooning and like I get it if you're one of those sex streamers. Of course. Well, that's your job. Exactly. Otherwise, what's the benefit?

I'd rather get it done and then play video game or something. Why am I going to, it's cutting into all my other time. That's insane to me. Yeah. I don't know. So I'm like, ladies, if you're listening to this and you're one of those people offended by that shit, don't. Yeah, relax. Please don't.

You're saying. So your significant other is not doing it because like, what's wrong with me? It's literally just, I just need to snap one off. All three of you women in the audience, listen up. Damn, three? You think there's, do you think there's three? I think there's two in one. I think there's two and one pretending.

Oh, so someone who made it, you piece of shit. That's not right. You're such a piece of shit. You're saying there was a one, like, as if like it was officially sold. Oh, you can get it. You can get this, though. You're talking about things that they can't see. They just showed the

Missingredible flashlight. Can I show it? No. No, but I, I mean, you're not. It's a conversation about something they can't see you have trying to fill them in.

Yeah. But, yeah, that's not real. Somebody made that. Someone fucking shoved. It's so stupid looking. I think it's hilarious. Yeah, it's funny. Just to have this piece is hilarious.

It's like, your guest, were you there for Thanksgiving with my house or no? I honestly don't remember. There's one that dumpster where it's a girl in a dumpster and her butt is exposed. He's like,

in a trash can, like a trash thing, and her butt is exposed and her head's poking off the top. Was that when you headed out to the table outside? Yeah, outside. Yeah, yeah. And then there was, there was, there was one that was a table

where it was like a regular table that it flipped to like one of the asses of the, like one of the fucking like, fleshlight lower body parts. And I'm like, yo, who, who owns this? I would have one to see because it's funny. Yeah, you want it, right? I would definitely at least use it once because I bought it.

Might as well get a use out of it. Yeah. But that's like that's crazy to walk. I'm about to have that. Look, there's only, the last thing we're saying, we got to get out here.

Like, the only thing that I'm, I will try at some point is that spinning shit. Like they got the flat, like they got the pocket pussy that like spinning. Like, you've mentioned this so many times. Have I?

Right? I'm not crazy. And I, you're really fixed. on the spinning. So because it's such a... I think there's even an animation of you talking about, like...

Probably. You remember that really, like, uncharacteristically, like, really good animation? That was, like, it was, like, really long. It was us around the table, and, like, it was, like,

the sex robot one. Yeah. That, that was a... That was... Ergomancy or whatever. That's right. But, like, dude, that... You're even...

You're even talking about that... In that clip, you're talking about, like, I'm waiting for one that spins. You've been fixated on the spin. The only reason I'm fixated on the spin. Have you wanted to spin a girl on you? No, it's because that is something that cannot be replicated in sex.

Right. Like, to me, that's the only, because like. Because otherwise they'll kick you. They'll kick you in the head or something. It'll be a whole deal. Think about it. Like, okay, so we're all regular dudes that can have sex with women, right? So, but so, like, what the fuck do I need a pocket pussy for?

Amputee. Hmm. Ooh. That's an easy way to just, ooh, fucking. Start gaining velocity. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. But like other than that, other than that, that is something that cannot be replicated. You can't. So I even think, say like a woman would probably wouldn't even be offended.

Because if you're getting like a pocket pussy of like a like a like a porn star, she might be like what the fuck are you doing. Like my pussy is not good enough. And then, but then like the spini shit. I'm like, well, come on you understand. Like this is this is something so insane that you just want to like, let's see what the hell of this. Whoa. Like you might. I think you might. It might suck, actually. It might actually be too much. Like, like, too much stimulation. Like, you know, it's like when she keeps going after you busted, it might be something like that.

I love that. That's my favorite. You're, shut the fuck. Shut the fuck. Ah! Let's get out. Yeah, yeah, it's definitely. It's like going super sane.

I guess that it probably is what Super Sane feels like going super saying. That's crazy. Have you ever. beat the refraction like you kept like yeah yeah beat like like so she kept going to the point where you're like and you honed it in and you're like all right we reset in real time

that shit is next I haven't done that in a very long time like that was like I don't get older I don't I don't think we have that I think we have a very limited time of being able to do that I will I won't even try that anymore I'm too tired no more it cares I got really good at it when I had practice

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's, I don't like that. Okay. Who you choosing between Kill Switch and Gage, Papa Roach, X Rise Against, Ghost, or Lincoln Park Concert? I don't know. Oh, between what show to go to? Yeah, I'm choosing Lincoln Park. No, I'm just on Rise Against.

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Yeah. That was like, that's kind of the issue. Yeah. That's where it came. That's where the issue came in. It was just like, listen, you can kill a bunch, do whatever the fuck you want to Nazis,

but you got to make sure they were actually Nazis. Yeah, like the guy that, that infamous, I wouldn't say infamous, famous, famous, that awesome picture of that fucking insult, goat-looking idiot doing the Nazi salute, and then all of a frame through.

of him getting cocked. Oh, yeah, yeah. Like that's, that's fucking hilarious. No one's, no one's opposed to that. Even anyone would be mad at that, you're like, dude, no. But it was like, say, uh, like, I don't like the idea of, say, Richard Spencer was so desperately looking to be like persecution complex. Oh, yeah.

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I don't care at all. Yeah, it's over. Like, like political strategy, I don't care any more. Boil him if you want. He just drop him in hot oil. Like that fucking, like that laughs that killed the Warren Harding. You just throw hot water on until he starts boiling.

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take the reverb off man. It's so weird. Yeah. It happened with the Kill Switched Gays they've released two new tracks. It's the same thing. I'll say it mix fucking weird. I don't like it. Yeah, I don't know. I hope the rest of it's I mean usually the singles aren't my favorite songs anyway so I'm not too worried about it but like I hope it's not every song is mixed

that way. I feel we're getting like AI producers man. It's like something that's weird. That and then just one favorite bands I had the same problem I just felt yeah kind of odd I saw an image yesterday of penguins I didn't know it was fake and I found that it was fake today I really bothered me yeah oh is the one oh like AI penguins yeah yeah didn't know those AI oh you mean like it's getting better I only knew it because I was looking I was watching I was like what is this and then I this shrimp just didn't the shrimp looked weird

and I was like it really bothered me and I was like oh no so you got tricked you got duped it worked I was like I got a geez imagine like five years I got up my eye I Five years, we're going to get tricked a lot. In five months, we're going to get tricked them. I know, no, no, no. Yep, and it's not regulated that. Oh, shit, especially with the, yeah, like the regular, yeah, that's very true. It's going to accelerate so insane.

And destroy communities, it's going to be great. People are going to be able to claim people are doing things they're not. It's going to be great. And then wars are going to start. I'm sure of it. I'm sure. Did you see the, uh, the, what is it, the import? What is it, the tariffs on Mexico?

Or now they're probably going to affect video games. Of course they are. And everybody's like, what? I'm really excited. They just believed them. I like it. Yeah, it's really, like, I saw a tweet recently, like, that was, like, Latino communities are, like, confused at the sudden change in, uh, tone from the Trump

administration or whatever. Oh, you're confused. Oh, oh. Like they said anything different? I feel, I, I, I have such an ill contempt for both of my cultures right now. It's insane. Yeah. I have such a huge ill content for both of my cultures.

Just go. I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, yeah. It's, it's so stupid. I don't want to spend too much time thinking about it. I don't need. We're at the end of the show. I can't wait until your mom gets taken. Yeah.

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it to make stupid people think is smart I don't know I just don't like it I've never really thought deeply around about why you know why because you're not stupid I'm serious what do you mean if you were a stupid person you would think that movie's good and it's deep I laughed at a lot of moments of it it's like I think that's what it's for

like if you're if you're not like stupid then it's like fun to watch it with you it's fun to watch because it's ridiculous when a girl's banging her head against the fucking thing like could have started laughing it is funny I'm also like why are you doing that bitch because you appear in the attic just seconds later. You know what I mean?

Like, it's such a stupid fucking movie, but it's enjoyable in that way. But if you're someone who's philosophizing about it, if you're pontificating about how good it is, you're an idiot. You're a fucking idiot. And I, look, like, I know some people are going to get offended by that. I don't care.

Like, that's... Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script. A podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget, or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter.

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I kind of just watched it and was like, all right. Look, man. I guess there's nuance to it. There's, no, there's nuance to it that has been shoved in purposefully. It's, that makes it really bad. There are people who write really well that don't need to do shit like that.

It's like when you say like a smart person uses very few words to communicate. And then there's a Jordan Peterson that uses word salad and try to pretend like they're smart. And that's how this, that's what this movie is. And there's movies like that where they, I'm going to put in a bunch of shit in it

And I'm going to put in all this imagery And you're going to be like, oh, what's this mean? What's this mean? I'm like, this fucking retarded. That's not good art. That's not good. It's art. I can't, yeah, I don't know.

It's art. It's not good. It's not good. It's not good. It's subjective. Like, no, it's art. But when you're shoehorning shit in to be like, oh, look at me. I put in so much meaning in this.

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