The Snark Tank - #296: Forced Yasuke Hate

Episode Date: February 4, 2025

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Or else like, the show's over. Yes. Without you, specifically, John, without you, the show ends. Blanket statement. John, Britney. Carter. Carter, Hunter, Tanner.

I like how he went for. from like the most common to like Carter and Brittany. Brittany's a pretty common. I don't know if it's common now. You sure? I know a lot of Britney's. Yeah.

They're your age. Think of me. I don't know. I don't know a single younger Brittany. I don't know any younger people though. That's crazy. You don't know any Britannies at all? I know Britney's,

but they're all my age or older. Well, at home. That's true. Yeah, I didn't say. I don't really know any of your age. I know a couple of like 15 year old Britney's. I'm like, That is a good point

But yeah I know I know like John is John's on its way out Except for maybe now John Snow Maybe there's a resurgence Yeah it'll be like like four or five years We'll see a bunch of younger John I want Norma Jean to come back Norma Jean

Exactly I think that name sounds really ugly I think it sounds ugly because it's old dude A lot of old names like Yeah like Gertrude Like in Bertha and shit like that There's like a lot of names Trudy

Yeah Trudy's a rough one But like Norma Jean just sounds classy to me. Crungus. Krongus is, uh... I like Hilda. I've always liked that name

and everybody thinks I'm crazy. You know why I don't like that name? Because it's, it's our address, the first address that we had. Yeah. Oh, but I think I'm the name

Brum Hilda. I think Brumhilde is horrible. To me, but it's, that's too German. It's way too German. Sounds like something you want to hit with the Brum

right. It would be like, oh, look, it's vacuum Helen. Exactly. Exactly how I feel. I feel exactly the same way. It's a fucking gross name, but I like it.

Brum Hilda. Yeah. I like Griselda, too. I like Erica. That's that German, that's that Nazi song you like so much, right? It's a German marching song. That song is on a resurgence. Oh, I bet.

It's a German marching song, first and foremost. It is associated with the Nazis because of the obviousness. It is sonically good. You cannot tell me it's not sonically good. It's, um, I've warmed up to it. I don't know what sonically means. I don't know what the fuck sign. Like the hedgehog?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Do you imagine? You know what's crazy? It was a German created. I was having a conversation recently with somebody, and they mentioned patricide. Oh, yeah, I know what that is. Yeah.

Yeah, you know what that is. Patricide is the murder of your, I believe, your father. Yes. Oh, okay. So like the killing of the Patriarch. Yeah. And they brought that word up to me, and it's so, I had like a thought that made me really sad, which is at this point

I feel like so many people are like uneducated like my my view of the population is that of a deeply uneducated populace almost to the point where it's like it's not even necessarily uneducated but just like no common sense

or no even vague curiosity about the world around them to the point where they're even willing to learn anything because I'm uneducated you know almost objectively on some level compared to like you know, Ivy League people. We're not smart.

Like, at least we don't consider ourselves smart because we consider smart, like intelligent, like something entirely different. Yeah, beyond. However. I think there's a big difference. There's a big difference between how we consider ourselves and not other people.

Because I think the younger generation, their interests don't align in any field outside of what they directly enjoy. They were not forced to kind of do things that were like. Sure. Like, we had to exist in a world where we didn't always get things that we 100% had enjoyed all the time, you know?

We had to, like, like, suffered through immediate access. Like, suffered through things we didn't like, you know. Like, we were like, oh, I didn't like this show, but I'll sit here not watch it, I guess. Well, and then you'll develop some sort of fondness to it, you know? Well, I just mean it's, it's like the kind of thing that happened with our generation two where it's just like, we just happen to be, like, sandwiched between two generations that are, like, technically, like, technologically illiterate in comparison.

Like, millennials know how to use computers better than Gen X and Gen Z and below because we just, they're, They're about apps. You know what I guess. Convenience, yeah. And it's, but like, what I'm saying is like, that word came up. And I was like, my immediate assumption wasn't that this person just knew that word. Because it is kind of like, it's one of those like, you know, for, those special words that you would get points for and like Scrabble or something.

Right. My assumption is instead, you're not smart and you're just weird for knowing that. You know what I mean? You know? I kind of understand what you mean. Yeah. I'm probably like not explaining this well. No.

I understand what you're saying. Yeah. Because there is there is like a fine line of that. It's like where people say what is it about like when you're a genius, there's also like there's a fine line between like you being a genius or being like insane or something like that. Right. Yeah. It's in a lot. And it's in it's like are you like are you well rounded or like well educated enough to just know that that's a word or are you a fucking weirdo who's like really obsessed with like death.

Yeah. You know? Because there is shit like that. Yeah. No one talks. Someone says that word in like conversation. No way. Yeah, no one's in, no way.

No one's going to say like, oh, I got, yeah, like I committed patricide. He's like, no, you would say he killed his dad. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. But that's the thing is like, whatever you're doing something involving like, like, like, uh, like intellectual writing, they tell you not to use it like that. Unless you're in a field directly talking about that thing. Because it's like, why are you using words that people could potentially not understand. That's how you don't get your point across.

That's how you ruin. Oh, yeah. Literature. I mean, it. It is, to me, it just always, it annoys me when somebody, there are some words that become a little bit more in the lexicon. Like, like, just a juxtaposition was one of those words that a lot of people didn't use, didn't even notice people using it. And then it started just creeping up. And now it's like accepted.

But before, if I was going up and somebody said that, like, say in middle or high school, like, shut the fuck up. Yeah. You don't have to say that. There's other phrases. There's other things that you can say. There's versions of the word that people will understand. And it's no need to say that. You've got to say like in contrast or something.

Or opposed to. Or opposed to. There's things. Yeah. There's so that's the whole thing where I'm like, but now it's pretty normal. It's enough to where most people be like, okay, I don't feel weird about you anymore. You're not a fucking freak. I'm thinking, I'm trying to think of a word that's, um.

Fat. Fat. No. I'm always thinking that word. Because of that Dave Deppelskate coming out, but he just randomly yells it. And I'm like, dang. Would that count and Scrabble? Like, ooh, yeah.

Yeah. I mean, it technically it's a word, but also. But also. No, don't you got it. No, hold on. No, hold on. In the British lexicon, it means a couple of things. Wow, we're not in brain.

Hold on, hold on. There's an interesting. We're speaking their language. Sort of now. I mean, there's an argument to be made there, man. Yeah. There's an argument to be made about like, listen, I, like, let's just say you have the two G's. Uh-huh.

And the end. In Scrabble. Let's just say you have that. And that's your only, well, it wouldn't be your only option. You know what I mean? Listen, it's your optimized option. It's your optimal option to win. Like, do you put the slur down in Scrabble knowing, like, what do you do?

I don't know. Who am I playing with? You are playing with me and various other white people. Like, all you would do is ruin the vibe. I mean, like, I would do it because I'm not kind of person. But like, all you're doing is viewing the vibe. If I'm playing with an elder. If I'm playing with one of my family members,

like my grandma is actually obsessed with Scrabble. There's no fucking way. There's no way I'm doing anything. You're not putting the N-word in for your, what is it, triple word score or whatever? I don't think I've ever played Scrabble correctly in my life. It's pretty good. I like it.

That word's not going to get to a lot of points also because it's so many common letters. That's the thing. I guess. So you're not going to get a lot of points for it. You can probably figure something better up. Like optimal for that word is so nothing. You get like 18 points maybe.

And you're like, you got it. You can also probably do ginger and end up with more. Yeah. I think, fuck, you guys just opened up

a whole new can of worms. It's like, you ever heard of Madlibs? Yeah. Yeah. So it's the same thing where... I've made that game. I've made that game just slurs.

That's what I'm saying. So stay with me. So stay with me. That's what all of us immature assholes did that ever played Madlibs like outside of school. Yeah. Right?

Because you couldn't do it. You couldn't do it. Back, back, back, back. You can do you. I would. I would. knowing sweating you're going to get expelled

and your grandma's going to beat the fuck out of you I went to Catholic school so they would have promoted me It would have been like yeah you were like you're the You would have to do you or whatever You're the archbishop You're the head of the archdiocese actually You would have a golden robe Or those fucking hats on the dripped out session

Listen would it be First of all I'm going to buy Scrabble so we can do racial slurs I'm going to do that so that's over It's going to be way harder than you guys think. I've tried so many times. Well, but it's been a long time, though, hasn't it? I have to scrabble. I feel like our wisdom now with age.

We should do scrabble, but like we have, like, we just, we in, we use what letters we have to make a new slur and we vote on how good it is. That's good it is. That's hard. I like that. And we debate, like, who it's for. Like, I like that a lot. Is that next round?

That's not a bad idea. You don't understand how good of content that is, but I'm sure it's going to stay on the word in the floor. You know what it is? that took an edible 30 minutes ago. Oh, so now he's like, now I've got ideas. That is such a good content. It's not a lie either.

It's not, he's not lying it even a little bit. Yeah. But, yeah, yeah. But we're not going to be sending. I think it's a good idea. Well, it's a great idea. That's, that's content. That's pure content.

Would it be weird if, um, yes. If I bought, I guess it wouldn't be, if I wore frequently a, uh, like an arch, Bishop or whatever Like a headdress Yeah like if you wore stuff like that Like say casually going to the grocery store Is that like Is that

Is that not wrong? Because I feel like you know Technically disrespectful but also But like say what Because like say if you were one of those people What is the Like I guess like say if you're a judge In England or whatever

You know how they wear the stupid robe in the wig Right yeah They still do that for real The judges What? In many countries actually They still do that in South Africa They still do that in South Africa

They still do that in fucking yes They still Elon's from a place where they still wear powdered wigs You're lying I'm not even I'm not even a little bit joking That's crazy I didn't know they still did that

They still do I've been there I've been there and I never seen a judge there Yeah you've never got to like a court case I'm not going to court dates While I was there You've never seen a judge Oh not no not Not in London proper

When I was there I was definitely not involved Any judgery I have one I've seen one judge. I've seen one. Yeah, one judge because that was when I was... Yeah, Dred. I was like, I wouldn't be here.

If I said, I would not be here if I saw Judge Red. Stop moving black and he would shoot you twice. There's no reason you should see Judge Red other than to die, right? Yeah. Yeah, so... They made a character like that, and everybody thought it was cool. That nigg is a sociopath. Actually, like, imagine if we...

I mean, I struggle to even think of a character that people love that isn't a sociopath or a psychopath on some level. Yeah, I feel like, you know what's funny about, uh, he's not a cycle. Think about Cratos. Think about Cretus, man. You know how a lot of people are like, oh, man, he was so such a crazy killer and shit like that. That's, it was so shoehorned into focus on that win when you think about it. Even something like, uh, the last of us when you're trying to think about, hey, man, revenge sucks and shit.

And like, it's like, well, who cares? I just killed like 300 people before this. Oh, no. Who gives a fuck? Yeah. Like that's with that moment. I was like, I killed a pregnant woman. I murdered a dog.

I killed a little chubby Asian. girl that was just scared that I was in a room where she was in out of nowhere. Like, I don't care at all. Like, pick a Nathan Drake who's just an explorer. He's killed hundreds of people. Nathan Drake is a murderer. He's not an explorer. He's a murderer.

There's a difference. Laura Croft has killed species that there's maybe three of them left and she's killed two of them. Nathan Drake has a higher kill count than fucking RFCK. And that's kind of crazy. That is pretty crazy. People are like, oh, Luke Skywalker. Luke Skywalker killed so many people on the Death Star. This is crazy.

This is like a fucking plumber. Ah, man, my wife's making space rose. Boom. It really, it really would be like the 9-11 hijackers like learning that a baby was in the Twin Towers and being like, oh, no. There were families and children on a Death Star that did not want to be there.

They were just there because they had to be there, because they had to be. It was just an off-site fucking job. Like normally they do it on their stupid planet and they're like, hey, we got this big opportunity for you. We're building this stupid space moon thing. What if that person was like, I'm really trying to do something to really fuck these guys over

and I'm going to, so I'm slowly fuck with the plumbing so eventually there's a bunch of fucking backed up trash on the side of here. I'm going to make a small difference, but I'm going to make a difference than the less. And all of a sudden, he feels heat and then infinite gold. He feels unbelievable heat and then the cold.

And he doesn't even get a chance to bind with the force. So he doesn't even get a stupid 19 year old dickhead. The side of them like, my dad's a Nazi. And he's going to shoot it to a school. His kill count was really impressive. It's like in the millions. Yeah, because I mean, because of how big that thing is. It was a benefit.

Because you think about just like even a ship. Like that's the one thing that I always discussed me about thinking about ships. We were like, oh, man, how cool would it be to be a pirate? And you're like not only the aspect of all the other disgusting aspects of it, but just how many people you need to maintain. maintain the ship. I'm like, yeah, fuck that. No way. No fucking way. So then now times that by what? A ship by how many? A hundred thousand? It's insane. As far as the space. I don't know how I can't even quantify. I can't even really. Yeah, it's hard to be like number. I would need somebody to actually tell me how big the, whoever did the calculations. What size of a moon? So it's up. I'm sure there's a, I'm sure there's some nerd. I don't know. I think it's what size of our moon. That's why it looks the way it does. Okay. I don't. I don't know. I know somebody's on all the calculations. There is some nerd out there who's done.

Who's done everything. Who knows exactly. Let me see. I can look at it up. Yeah, look it up. It is millions. I remember we went about it before. We were like,

it's not that much. And I was like, nah, dude. I think you're right. I remember us having this conversation and it was way more than we thought. Yeah. So Luke,

Luke Skywalker, but I love how, um, I love how if you don't hammer in on it, it's so easy excusable. Yeah, yeah. You don't think about the fact that he's like,

he's a death. He's a hero. That's why. He's an entire society's Osama bin Laden times times probably he's Osama bin Laden times the the amount of people he killed per person. I mean, you know what I mean? It actually, it is so, that is a very true assessment. It's a very true thing to say.

Nearly one and a half million people. And how many of those people were bad? He's got less than, how many of them? He's got less than Hitler number. He's one sixth of a Hitler, though. That's a scary crazy. He's, he, if you, yeah. He's got less numbers than Hitler, man.

Right, but like the fact that. He died on Alderon, dog, when Fader blew O'Rond, there was two billion people he blew up. I mean, that he did it with impressive. Dog, imagine being that, imagine being that far gone from some, because we're not heroes, right? Wait, think about, wait, hold on. We weren't heroes.

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About Alderan. Right, straight through, straight through, out the back. It looks like a prior style. Like, imagine being a good, like we're not heroes, but we're not bad people, right? Imagine being so upset that you go from being like who I am right now to the kind of guy that's ordering puppies to get murdered and raped.

Like, imagine like that degree of like the descent into like, oh, I'm really not me anymore. Can I tell you something? I feel something slightly awakening in me. Oh yeah, there's a darkness rising in me for sure. The stuff that's going on, like, it's really, I was telling Chris, before we started, I started rewatching Castlevania, the original Netflix series, because I just finished Nocturn. And the thing that's happening right now is I'm seeing very cathartic things within it, like say, Isaac gets harassed at that oasis, and then, like, he just wanted to drink,

there's plenty for everybody. And then he kills the shit of them, right? and it felt, I was sitting on the couch and it felt so good because my mind went to like, those guys, vote, you know who guys those people would have been in modern day. Oh yeah, for sure. And it just so it felt like,

it felt like those guys were like being taken care of. And I was like, oh God, he's actually the, and this is the problem with the, I watched and finished Nocturn. And Nocturn was, I liked Nocturn. It was good. I liked a lot of the,

I've only seen the first episode of the first season so far. Okay. I like the premise. I like the guy, the Creole guys that they fucked with. I liked a lot of things that they did and that they showcased. But unfortunately,

the writing isn't nearly as good as the original series. That's the only problem. I can, it makes it not as good because the other sees. So I was just like, if anyone hasn't seen either,

watch Nocturn first because you don't even have to understand they're barely connected. Like, it's not even like, say, if you... There's one through line and it doesn't ruin

the other one by It doesn't. It really doesn't ruin another way. It really does. You could watch it in like a Red Dead kind of format. You could. You 1,000% can. And I would highly recommend watching Nocturn Verse because once you watch the original Netflix series, it is so much. It's so.

It spoils some stuff, but like not even crazy. Nothing. It's literally just as much as like say Red Dead 2 would spoil like shit in the first one. Spoilers. Spoilers. We're going to talk about the series. So people that are watching this. I mean, not crazy.

Not crazy. We just want to mention it. Yeah, I just wanted to mention it and be like, bro, like the, because that first season in Castlevania is so good, though, man. It's way too good. It's way too good. And season two is like some of the best animated television ever, dude. It's because it's so, it's so tight.

Yeah. Like, there's no fat on that. There's no fat. There's no fat at all. It reminds me of getting a script and, like you said, trimming the fat. It's what it feels like, because this is why I'm watching it again to try to criticize it. I'm doing an exercise of like, surely there's got, I did the same thing with Resident Evil 2 remake.

I talked about it on the podcast before. I'm like, I can't find any flaws in this game. And that feels fake. That doesn't feel real. There's one flaw in. What do you have? At the end of two, that final boss fight is so silly.

I get it and you earned it because of all the shit you've been through. You've been through too much. I don't remember. Like, it's silly in which way? You just get a rocket and shoot at him one time and blows top him off and it's game over. I mean, it's like,

but like there's nothing wrong with that. after the bullshit journey you have leading to that. Yeah. Because that entirety of the like, in the moment you go underground and you're part with the dogs, that part is so difficult and stressful. Like it's not fun in that part of the game, but you're moving through it.

I really love endings like that though. Oh no, it's like one of my favorite, I remember, did you ever play or beat Fable too? Yeah. My favorite thing about that game outside of just like, I don't know,

it's kind of a joy. There's something about that game that's got charisma. It's magic. It's like a bottle cap. It's got a vibe. It's the same way that I feel about like the Star Wars soundtrack.

Yeah. Whereas like there's like a cozy Like there's something about it that just like feels nostalgic even if you don't have experience with it. But the way Fable 2 ends is awesome because like there's this guy. He's a dickhead the whole game.

And then you go up to him and then you just press Y. You kill him. And you literally just pull your gun out thinking that it's going to be this boss fight and it's just some guy. So you shoot him and he dies. And it's awesome. Like it's it's,

It's, it's, because it, it's satisfying just to get there, you know. Right. And I think it's the same as killing Micah. Like, that's one of the fucking, that, that is so excellent. Because it's not like I had to have some ultimate showdown with Micah. You're killing the bunch. Yeah. Literally.

He's just like, up. And then you just kill that shit out of him. Like, it's so like, what's it? What the hell, Dutch? He, like, gives you a pass. Because he knows he did, he done, did wrong. He done, did. He done.

things. He done did not good. Have you seen the video of like that somebody made of, uh, I'm sure the audience is familiar with these videos, but the videos of, uh, you know, them fucking with the real-time cutscenes, like placing dynamite before a cutscene happens and then like it explodes and the cutscene happens and they're just skeletons moving around. Chef's kiss. It's good shit.

The fact that that game has that is, is insane and it's all right. Well, a lot of games to have that. It's just the issue of like, not a lot of games go that in depth. about like as Halo has real in-game cuts in-engine cutscenes too that had like you throw a grenade but it's not going to like yeah blow chief's face off right I mean it's that's the combination of those two things that make it special but like there's somebody did all the craziest ways to kill Micah yeah yes I've seen that I 100% we're like he's just a skeleton it's a skeleton you can blow him literally just like his he's just with a cannon his yeah

his fucking top half is gone so that he's just speaking with he's a legs and he's speaking. He's, and then it just falls, his legs fall down. It's so funny. It's awesome stuff. Oh my God.

The skeleton. He is one of my least favorite people ever. I really can't. Forehead. Yeah, the axe. The cannon is my favorite. The cannon is just blowing into the Skate of Khan. And so that's,

that is, that felt great. So again, and so for like, racing with two, that felt fine for me. I didn't, I didn't feel bothered for it.

Like, I understand it's technically like kind of goofy, but also. I don't want to fight that thing anyway. It's not like I really like, nothing's wrong. If I was like agile and like I like I like bosses that fill up a stage when you're like say you're riding and fucking the thing. Yeah. Like when you're there's like there's something like really huge and amorphous and shit and then like you just.

And it's like it's like, you know, stage stuff. And you use the. And in a Reson Evil setting, I'm just like, what is this? Like it's not. I can't really move. I can't really do. So. Yeah.

The thing about Resident Evil is like combat's not. Yeah. Exactly. Really why. So it's, yeah. So I'm like, I don't really want to fight like a boss like

that doesn't do anything for me. You don't do mercenaries and the scream at the TV I don't think because I do that shit. I've been wanted to play mercenaries in mercenaries in Resident Evil four

I've been in every stage to the point there's just no more people left. I've done that but I'm not fast up to getting like crazy numbers on it. The thing that bothers me about mercenaries There's like no one left. It's insane.

Mercenaries is the weakest part of the Resident Evil experience. You know what I mean? Like I don't like It is just, it is just sugar. If I'm playing a horde mode shooter, like,

Resident Evil's like the last thing I would want it to be modeled after. You know what I mean? Even Mass Effect 3 plays better than fucking modern mercenaries. I see what you're saying, yeah. I know what you mean.

I didn't play mercenaries that much. I love it. Resident Evil 5's mercenaries a moment. That is something that is ingrained into. You don't feel like you're too stiff in that game. You are, you're definitely not like you're not a mobile character as an even when. I think that's kind of the part like that you can't be mobile.

That's the point. But then that also kind of puts it in a position. into a position where it's like, well, combat's not going to be that engaged. I think it's fun. It's fun being a fuck out of Spaniards. It's not fun. It's fun. It's fun.

You look up and then you hide in your head off her body. That shit is mad fucking funny, dude. Since we're on the subject. Yeah. Resident Evil. I do want to. So just a brief touching of stuff that's happening. I saw Assassin's Creed is in the news again.

Right. Or in the zeitgeist again. Have you seen the, you know the thing I'm about to? saw and I was like, this is stupid. Let me set the stage. Yeah, do it. Do it. So there's this, there's this sentiment going around about the new

Assassin's Creed about how it's like woke because it has Yaski in it. Like, whatever. That's kind of beside the point. One of my favorite. It's right, brother. I'm, I'm prepped for this segment. You Ku Klux. Fucking Yoske. There's no such thing

as a black samurai. Keep going? A lot of people. A lot of people are talking about, well, not a lot of it. You know, loud people. The same people. More people than you would hope, but not a particularly large amount. 100.

Are talking about, you know, they're sharing clips of, you know, Yaskay fighting. And it's like, amazing that Ubisoft in 2025 made a game where you're just a black guy killing Asians. And is it not? Finally. No, no, but like, I saw it. And I'm like, oh, this is cute because this is the exact, almost exactly to a T, the Resident Evil 5 situation. Yeah. I can't wait for that game to come out.

I cannot wait for the remake of five. That is going to be a moment in time again. It's going to be dope. I'm going to feel like a kid again. I'm like, oh, man, I remember doing this. You know what's so annoying about that talking point was it was talking point from the

Resident Evil 5 one was from the people that you expected to criticize it. It was from some outlets that you really didn't pay that much attention to. Yeah. Like I'm like reading some articles and I'm like this is funny. Because like, you know people who actually play these games, it didn't it doesn't I didn't even think about how many Spaniards

I killed in Resonable 4 didn't cross my mind I was just killing Spaniards I'm in the village I'm in this region I'm killing the people that are there Resonable 5

you know not until it was brought up did I really focus on it and it just made it way funnier it kind of enhanced the experience of like oh this is kind of funny now that I think about it and it wasn't problematic at all

well dude it's kind of it is a damned if you do damned if you do in a situation right yeah let's say you make them all white zombies and you're like you're white washing Africa Yeah, totally. It's crazy.

Totally. Or, you know. What makes it so funny. There's only one part of the game where I'm like, it's the tribal part. Like that part's hilarious. That's the part where I'm like, all right. I'm having fun. I mean, the only, the only say, because like it's no matter how you look at it, it's like what they should have done.

Let's say we're going to be like a realistic thing. Sheva would have been like, we've got to find another way around that gate. Like, because otherwise we're going to have to go and have to. village and kill everyone and it's the metal game. Maybe there's, yeah, because you got to get those pieces to open up the gate. And so it's like, we got to find another way around this gate. Maybe we can blow it up with something because they have

weapons or something because we're going to have to decimate that fucking tribe. That's just there. Dude, that's what always bothers me about those games, man. Like, the thing that bothers, like, I love every single game that has stages, every single game that has this problem. Well, Master Chief can climb a mountain.

Don't fucking look at me and tell me. He can grab into the mountain. and break his hand into it and go up the mouth. Sure. Sure, but the thing about that is like in those games you kind of can. Spring is here and the shopping list is long. Time to make a Lowe's run. Buy three bags get three free of stay green one cubic foot garden soil.

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Subject to change. Point boosters, subject to exclusions and more terms apply. One time only offer. Like you can find, you know what I mean? Like you can get over the mountain and break through the, you know what I'm anywhere around. I see, but like it'd be like I don't have to break mechanics and be stuck on geometry to do that.

Like in, no, no, but what I'm saying is like, in a Halo game, like you're on a linear path, but there are ways that you can do shit. You can find your places in situations where you can do the things that you could do in lore.

Like, oh, I'm at the top of a building by, jumping off a fucking ledge onto a lamppost up into the top you know what

I mean I got some crazy shit that you can do despite how limited the you know you're supposed to feel and it bothers me

about those like Resident Evil specifically God of War specifically the new god of wars are ridiculous about that because I'm in a cut scene

flying off a mountain landing on a dragon you know doing this crazy shit and then like who am I going to hit that lantern from over here

you know what I mean it is uh it's been a problem since the beginning and then They, especially in the God of War series, but they try to make things slightly better because one of the things that we all criticized

back in the day, the old G-1s, was opening the chest to get your orbs and stuff like that, your health, your magic. Like the struggle. And like I just watched, especially in number two, I watched him throw a statue, a colossus statue. He tosses the motherfucker and it goes flying back.

And then, oh, I got a heel. And I'm like, what is this? Why are, like, at some, point somebody in that studio had to be like this is stupid well yeah this is dumb it's always like the thing it's like yeah is it is it look cool kind of yeah yeah it's probably it's probably yeah like it's cool though it feels it kind of makes you feel it feels it feels like it tricks you into feeling rewarded yeah yeah like this is a tough thing and I'm like this is the this is that's stupid but I want to go back to um do you remember the guy the the the the the the the guy the the the the

name that brought up the, oh, it's, we're killing Asians as a black guy. Oh, the Korean guy. Yeah, there was, do you remember his name? Amazing a Korean defendant. This is this guy that, especially around that period of time that the game is around. Wild activity. Very interesting. Wild activity.

Let me see if I can, because this guy is. People don't look into, people don't read or understand things anymore. People don't, people just choose not to try to understand things. A Korean. So this is what, a Korean. to the defense of that period of Japan is like, it's like me defending the British. Have you ever seen a clip of this guy before?

This guy looked familiar at all to you? Who is that? That's the guy. So that's just the guy. He does, I just learned, discovered literally last night that he does content, I guess, too.

Let me just say this. You asked if he seems familiar to me. The answer is yes. I wasn't going to go there, but I wasn't going to go there, but hey, that's crazy. You made that joke in.

I was going to go there. I told you, man. I told you the last couple episodes. I'm on my racist era. I was not going to go there, but I completely understand why you went there. You know? This is a wild activity. I haven't heard Asians look alike joke in literally like a decade.

Okay. So this guy, his name is outside of my head. I mean, it is one of the more hard. Anyone listening to this? Anyone listening to this? You might have heard of this guy on Twitter, at least if you're on Twitter, Kangman Lee, he pops up every once in a while. Calm down.

But this guy. is popped up. If you're, if you're remotely interested in video games, you have come across that guy. Calm down. It's okay. We shared the most, that was such an office stupid, like, the lavest way to communicate of mutual races. Yeah, I'm clipping that for sure. Like, that's, we're definitely, because, you know, I don't, I clearly don't mind. I love Koreans. Yeah, Koreans are great. They're making some good media now. Yeah. You know, yeah. Although I will say, Squid game, good. I don't know if you've, I do, I will say,

Squid the game. Okay, so, I didn't do that. Hold on, on, on. You wanted to, though. Settle, let's settle something. Yeah. Japanese or Korean barbecue? You can't be Bugogi, man.

That's kind of, so J barbecue is good, but K barbecue is more abundant, and I think there's more better. I actually disagree. Really? I think Japanese barbecue, the stuff I've had a Japanese barbecue, most of it is really good to the point where,

like, I think most of what you get from Japanese barbecue is better than, most of what you get with Korean barbecue but Bulgogi man is such an S-tier Great flavor like I like Bulgogi more than anything I would get at a Japanese barbecue It's a great flavor

Spice Boogie chicken is awesome It's crazy rice and it's corn It's a perfect meal Yeah like that's kind of like I've overall enjoyed like More because most of the time like At Korean barbecue it's like yeah We'll entertain the brisket

Yeah the I mean We'll entertain the, I don't know, the whatever other cut of meat we're getting. But by the end, it's always Bogogi, Bogogi, more Bogogi, more Bogogi. The problem with all the other things is like they're not marinated. So I like them infinitely less. There's spicy chicken I've gotten from a few of them that's really, really good. I like the Bugogi is marinated. They bring it out fucking marinated.

So then when I cook it, it's delicious. And then they bring out brisket. They bring out the pork belly. They bring out everything else. It is fucking no season has touched it. and then we put it on the grill and then we dip it in season that's on the table and I'm like

when have we as human beings us ever cooked like that like imagine imagine getting like a piece of chicken slapping it on the fucking skillet and then having your sauce you're like all right numb I don't have to imagine it because that's exactly what these places do

yeah and I'm like no I like to season my shit before I slap it on the grill sealing the flavor and then I like to have a little extra something on the side so to me that's why the Bugogi is I really only go to Korean barbecue for that and I love the

the paper rice they're like I know yeah a lot of places don't have them sometimes and I'm like the paper rice where's my paper rice I fucking love it because it's almost like a little taco like it's like a rice taco it feels I mean I just like rice in general

so I'll just eat that by itself yeah yeah yeah like everybody eat it like a stackable yeah it's great man I thought yeah right we've been um dude what's your favorite grain of rice, you know?

grain? Probably. I actually don't know the answer. Probably. I didn't have one until Jojo started buying Basmadi. Baramati is good long grain. Bosmati is fucking

I've tried a lot of different ones. Is that the thin one that you get with Mediterranean food? No, these ones are a little bit, these ones are a teeny bit thicker. A lot of the Mediterranean ones. I prefer thicker rice. They're long grain, though. Yeah, long grain.

It's like the most matter of grain. The ones that I would get the most was Jasmine and Basmati. But Basmati, especially, like, when it's ready, I haven't, all the other ones that I've tried doesn't have the same smell. Like, it has this smell and flavor that I can't replicate with something else. I think I buy Bosmati. I eat brown rice more often and not now, like, in the house. That makes me want to vomit.

But it's not bad. It's really not bad. It's fine. It's just the texture does not hit for me. The texture of what? Brown rice. The texture is not nearly a satisfactory to me. It isn't as good.

I can admit that. But like, I don't... I mean, the best rice that makes sticky rice. I'm trying to remember what the rice is is a sticky rice. Whatever that rice is my favorite. I have no idea. That's a short grain, I think. It is definitely a short grain.

Yeah. I have no idea, but I know how you can kind of cheat and make a version of sticky rice. You can make it with pretty much any kind of... You could pour glue on your rice, I guess. Yeah. Or like marshmallows, but yeah, glue works. Marshallows and rice. Yeah.

What? Opposed the glue? That marshmallow. I mean, I guess you could use... Ew. Like rice crispsies. Sweet rice is gross. Rice crisps.

Yeah, but I just sweet, but like rice crisps. You're disconnected. The fact that's not rice eating where. That's rice crispy. No. I kind of feel that. Once it becomes that, it's like, it's like I know popcorn is corn and I know corn nuts is corn. But it's not like say, you know, have you just have like corn cooked.

Right. And then, and a corn nut, it is so vastly different. Yeah. They are so different as to essentially not be the same. Like, Rice Krispies and rice are not the same. same thing. Like I feel like, not even slightly.

But they are. But they're not though. It's from the same thing. It's kind of like, you're the, that's like in the same way that like a caterpillar and a butterfly the same thing. Well,

Kingsen. Somebody kill him. That first of all, someone kill him. Some, someone kill him right now. Here's, the thing about it is like,

it's, it's the same thing in a, in the sense that like, if I took you in this moment and then shot you in the head and melted you. That's still Kingston. That's not. No, it's not.

Oh, that's Kings. Oh, that was Kingston. It's ostensibly so different as to not be you anymore. That was me. I think they both done at the same place. This argument's really fucking stupid. I don't want to have it. I don't want to have it, but like I don't want to give up.

I'll eat a caterpillar or butterflies. It's fine. Eating a butterfly is a monstrous. The thing is, as a human too insidiously. Insidious. Like, eating a butterfly is a person consciously. I start with monarch butterflies and I start. Start with the wings.

You're like, ooh, dude. I didn't know there's some freaks that, like, that's a delicacy, like probably in Thailand or something where they're just like freaks.

That's crazy. Just get a, just get a stick with, with a, like, a big paper towel soaked in, like,

adhesive. And you're just, like, and then you just eat it like a fucking turkey life. I forgot what I saw that. Somebody put webs on a stick and it caught a bunch of flies

and then ate the web. Oh, yeah, that's, I know, that's a cartoon. I know exactly. I see it in my head,

but I don't, See, like a cartoon reptile or something? It was a cartoon network. Was it like a cartoon animal? It was some sort of animated animal. Oh, see, I'm okay with that. I was like, I was like, it was like, Bobby Hill or something. No, it was like something.

Like what I got dead. I want to say it was like something like torrid. There's cats on it. It was like a vaguely horror-related thing, right? Like, it was like. It was supposed to be something scary, but I don't think it was. It might have been, like, it was the idea of like two characters were out doing something. Almost like the play was like a date but spooky

Yeah something And they were like they were getting cotton candy But it was just like spider webs and was it Billy's son I don't remember maybe You know what's really bothers something about this Is that I can see this scene really vividly in my head But I can't see the art design of it Or who the fuck it is

I'm seeing a hill I'm saying people laying on a hill Are there some sort of whatever I have no idea If you are 29 to 32 And you're listening to this And you might might know the answer to this, please link this to me.

Because this is going to bother me for a long time. You'll get it. Somebody's going to find it. You were saying something about nocturn. I was into my nocturn and then, no, we actually went way past that. Let's move on. We were talking about, that guy. The Asian fella.

Yeah, we're talking about the Asian, the Korean feller. He just fell into the same as a, what's his name, grumps or grums? Oh, grums. Grums. He fell into that same lane. He saw that he got like a big audience, right? He got a big ass audience. He's like, oh yeah, I can grift and make some money on Twitter now

because you can monetize everything. So now he's, you look at his past, some people start looking into him. He has many pictures with black people, even though he's exclusively only shits on black people now. That's like his existence because, and right now he doesn't play, he doesn't play video games either because he wasn't criticizing any of the cultural stuff going on in any of the other Assassins creeds because they've been doing it many times. Because a lot of people are saying things like, oh, it's the historical inaccuracies. There's this one guy he asked

Why are people so mad about this one specifically? And this is what this guy said. Osura Does they disrespected the shit out of Japanese people And rewrite their history for them? I don't remember, but I believe they even made some comments Blaming their consumers too.

I think the nitpicking is just all that frustrated frustration manifested. And when he was saying that, it was like, you clearly have never played one Assassin's Creed. Because like what do you mean? Most of them do that?

Not most of them. Every single one. Well, every, I guess, yeah. It's the purpose of that. I guess I just don't know how rooted in history, the origins or, you know what I mean? Because it used to be more historical fiction, I think, than they are now. No, it's very much the same. Oh, yeah?

Yeah, it's very much the same. They use historical character. There's, there are kings and people that, like, say, I played Odyssey like three, I beat it like three times. And, like, the- Crazy work, beat that game three times. It's actually, it's good. Like, there is, I feel like there's a lot of thing, especially when it comes to UBee, soft there's a lot of uncharitability that like say that people give to it and then so they'll

just not try something versus like say i think like from software has like overcharitability to where the problems that they have people ignore yeah so there's like a thing where i'm like yoube soft has issues everybody knows that but then there's some diamonds in the rough and they have some games they're actually pretty fucking good there's ubysoft but why is it there we be hard wow that we be hard why's that it's bad we be we be we be hard that is so stupid. Well, it's also just like I've heard that so many times like macro hard

you know. Macro Hard is fucking funny. Macro Hard. Yeah, macro hard. Macro hard is funny. Macro Hard is unironically like a bad at, like if I were to ever have a band You call it Macro Hard? Macro Hard goes I love that. Macro Hard goes macro hard. It does

dude. In fact. In fact. In fact, macro hard is my favorite band ever. I love that they're Jewish and well, they've said they are. I don't really know. They claim they're not gay. From the river to the sea. From... Yo.

Voo. Ooh. Yaskay will be free. Yaskay. But yeah, so, like, I don't know. I love the circle back to the Resonimo 5 stuff with this. It's just the other side doing it. It's great.

Yeah, I love it. I love just standing in one place and watching everybody, like, just twirl around me. And then they look at me as if I've moved. Yeah, you're crazy. You're a grifter or something. It's true. No, I like video games and I still like them and I have nothing. I can't say anything about Yaske or Assassin's Creed.

I mean, that's always been consistent. I like video games and I've always been a little racist. And that's it. And that's it. Yeah. What's wrong with that? I'm not mean anybody. I just have thoughts.

That's default gaming gamer experience. What was that wonder chosen thing that you remember that we got to celebrate our differences? That shit wasn't even funny. You don't remember that? I might have... Shit was crazy. At that time, it was unbelievable. Yeah, it was like a Comedy Central show.

I might have seen it. I just kind of... It sounds familiar, I'm not sure. It was a Comedy Central show that was, that looked... They were trying to give like, what, like a Sesame Street kind of thing? Right, right. And it's just... That song about the slaves?

Slaves built the pyramid. And he's like, thank you. slaves and it's like this is crazy. That's amazing. You can't stuff like I'm not like a oh man I miss the old days kind of person but I think having the ability to put shit like that out there would give you the chance to see who's a fucked up person. You got to exercise your demons man.

Like I think that's like I think it's a good thing. It's not even demons and it's like I don't laugh at prejudice because I'm prejudiced. I laugh at the fact that someone could believe that. That is what you laugh at. You don't laugh at, you don't laugh at like... We're just laughing. Me more simply, just laugh because it's fucked up. It's just dark.

Yeah, but like that's the, it's like, I'm laughing at the insanity of it. Right. I'm not laughing at the like... The funniest part about it is that it's a real person and how silly that is. Yeah, exactly. Like, every caricature that we've invented, even the most over-the-top ones here. Yeah. Are real.

Like, that's a person that exists. 100%. Yeah. You know, somewhere. I have a... It's only 20 people on the planet. Look, I have a clip on my phone of, uh... me, I was playing

Resident Evil 5 on the, and it's just, I'm in the village, I'm in the, in the, that tribe. And I'm just with the stun gun, just going to town. And I'm like saying, you know, certain things. I'm having the time of my life. Put the gun down. It's a zombie with a stick.

It's not with a frying pant in this house cooking. The motherfucker fucking doesn't even have. the uroboros. He's not, he's fine. He's just, no one there has an obroes in fact. Hey, Chris is just tripping. Hey, friend. He's just like, hey friend, welcome. Triple barrel shotgun to the fucking yome of this poor future track running star.

He has a beautiful future out of him. And he's like, oh, sir, I don't know what's going on, Mr. White Man. We love you because for some reason Africans are stockholmed into loving white. Get him. Mr. White Man. Mr. White Man, you are white like ivory. Boom. They were getting hostile, Sheva.

You saw it. Sheva, you saw it. I want to keep my job. So yes, sir. You're going to a good one, Sheva. You don't know that. Your lighter skin tone doesn't frighten me, Sheva. Sheva is trembling the entire time.

She's on edge the whole game. standing next to Chris Making her attack other fellow african You are white like ivory Yeah It's crazy While there's just a fucking gun that is like Ten feet long

You remember the one with the snoot The gun with the snoot the magnum The last one you get the one after you unlock You upgrade the first magnum Oh yeah The barrel looks like I'm not gonna that was so racist You are white

Oh You are white like Ghost of Christmas Packs Oh well thank you he didn't even mean to do it he was just like it was just like yeah what's happening oh what's happening oh no he just takes over

oh no my heart dude dude I've been playing um I'm playing fucking mafia oh yeah yeah mafia one game crazy you got like the definitive yeah yeah I figured I think it was on PlayStation

Plus and I was like oh I have this I might as well play it it yeah it's unreasonably well written I've heard great things I just haven't played him yet No, I know. Me too. I'm like, but it's always sitting in the background. And I think about like, when did the fuck that this game come out initially?

I was like, what, like 2005? That's a 360 one, right? Mafia 1, I think, is... It might have to be... Was it? Was it OG Xbox? Maybe. I don't know.

I might have to factor that. Three keeps blurring in my brain. Three is... Three is the one with the Negro. The New Orleans, yeah. That apparently was really good, too. Well, I mean, that's what he was. That's what they called him, for sure.

That's what I was going to look up? They didn't call him a black man. No, they did not call him. call them boy and Negroid. What? What was I going to look at Oh

Why? Mafia 1 Oh yeah Really state A game where you play As a slave A freed slave Like why isn't that a game yet

Like I'm surprised It hasn't happened Huh There probably some indie shit That we don't know about And I want to play it Like it was like that Aztec fucking game

Like Like run nigger run Like why isn't that a game Yeah Like Like Why would you say that Like something

Like Why don't we have like See you That game That game exists on like fucking it's like a flash game on a fucking racist website yeah

what are you saying stop so I don't entertain that what are you gonna say so so dude 2002 the original mafia came out wow what so that was PS2 that was PS2 that makes sense because I have memory of people doing that thing of like oh

what did you like better of godfather mafia I never played I never played mafia I played godfather and I was like That was on PS2 as well Yes I was like why do I need Insangling that game is awesome That game came out in between

It came out in between no It came out a little after San Andreas Something I remember that Definitely after yeah Yeah the only thing I remember That game being insane That game was so fun You had a slow down time thing right

You did I don't remember that I think you did That was the first game I got from Gamefly Really Was the Godfather I can't remember if it was the second one The 361

The 360? Apparently I mean maybe me Godfather too or maybe they put it on that they might have ported it I don't know I don't I have no I just remember I had no interest in playing Godfather and my friend was like you need to play this so you let me borrow it and I that's not a you need to play this game it's but no here's the thing when you had nothing else like this right it was very much like a great experience it was it was just like it was like most rock star games for example where you were like I don't need to play the

warriors I'm thinking of Scarface and then you fucking play the Warriors oh the god the god the godfather action, so the Godfather game came out in 2006. So that was 360, yeah, that's about the same time. I'm thinking of the Scarface game. There's a Godfrey. There's a Godfrey. There's, for sure, I played no, well before I was, because I was,

I did not play that game when I was 18 years old. PS2? Like, yeah, I played a PS2 godfather game for sure. Dude, there's, it says initial release date March 26, 2006, 2006. On PlayStation 2, PlayStation 3, Windows, PSP, Xbox for 60, and war I was 18 when I played that?

Did you guys play the Scarface game? I didn't play the Scarface game. Holy shit, that game is just, it's just Vice City. No, the same game as Vice City. I mean, Vice City is. Yeah, yeah, that would make sense. Jesus Christ, I really, so I, there might be it was amazing.

Okay, no, I mean, I'll take, I'll take the word for it being, I'll mean, it would make no sense that I'm, I'm correct, you know what I'm saying? But like, yeah, yeah, yeah. But like, I just, I just don't remember. I remember being much younger, when I played that. But I was thinking like 16 years old or something.

But anyway, bro, what? Apparently the Scarface game is a really good game. I mean, apparently it's a great game. I think there's a lot of like a lot of, like a lot of, of course,

people that are reviewing it probably like it way more. But I feel like there's a lot of like, say, did you ever play the Warriors? Of course. And like say like that, to me it was one of those games that doesn't get talked about at all, really.

But every person I know really enjoyed playing that fucking game. Yeah. I think it's like that. But everyone that would play, that game would really, really enjoy it in the first place. It's like, one of those things where it's like, you'd really enjoy that game if you played this. I mean, if you play this game, you're like, it's, it is kind of like, Doom.

Like, you're not going to. Like, people are not going to, yeah. People are not going to say, Doom one has like, I think the first Doom that came out, the remake one, is a very good game. Sure. But people are like, this game is flawless. I'm like, it's a good game. I actually think it's really damn good.

I think the shotgun in that game is validates every other weapon. It's exactly what I think that's a design problem, but it's not a bad game. That is not a bad game. That does not ruin the game at all. Yeah, to me, it's not, to me, it's because I, I think, I think even like, fighting games, people talk about that as an issue a lot of times. I think that multiple weapons are specifically always just an option. And usually, especially a lot of these games are designed to be played on harder modes.

There is a particular weapon that is going to carry you through that game, usually. And other things is more for a lot of times, the more of a casual sense. of like of just having fun and experimenting. It's like the battle rifle on Halo. Like that's kind of like, like there's certain like if you're like a lot of times it's like a lot of times in other shooters it's like, well you're going to you're going to get your sniper rifle. If you're going to plan the hardest setting,

you'd be kind of silly to not just headshot people. Yeah. Because that is. Yeah. So it's like that's going to ensure really keep you alive. Beating gears of war without a sniper is impossible. I don't know how you do that. No,

no that works. So it's like for me. So I think my always design is that you have one or two weapons. but you can change the way you play with them. That is my design. I prefer a few things. I'm just saying if you play on the hardest settings, you're probably not,

you're going to find the most efficient weapon versus I'm going to play around. And I feel like say if you're playing on like the setting of normal, you can probably beat the game with just the pistol. Like in Doom, you can, I mean, who the fuck would do that?

But I'm just saying like on a normal setting. I don't remember using the pistol. I remember you said in the very beginning. The pistol's the worst gun in Doom in the first thing. It doesn't feel good at all. They didn't even bring it back for Eternal, I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure the pistol's not even...

Because why the fuck would Doom Guy have a pistol also? I guess it's fine to start with, but yeah, as soon as you get the shotgun, you're like, why am I going to use it? And you get the shotgun immediately. You do. You do. I think you jumped out of the thing and the shotgun's like waiting for you down there or something. Yeah, you take it off somebody's body, right?

Something like that. Yeah, I think... Someone else had that shot and died. It's crazy. I think before you jump down, you get it. Yeah, I think you're right. It's something like that. I think you, like, grab it and then you jump down and start blasting people or something.

But I think, yeah, Doom Eternal actually is really well done in that way. Where like you can't, that actually is a game where you can't rely on any one gun, actually. That's cool. See, that's amazing. It's really well done. If you design it in that way, that's a way to force people to engage. Because I know there's a lot of people that are like, you know, autistic the way they play games. They're like, I don't want to use anything else because I love this particular thing.

But I like the idea of when you make people use other things. I think that's actually kind of like, it probably pisses them off. But it's like, oh, I can't beat this. I love what Dark Souls 3 did with, what's his name? The Giant. The Giant. I love what he had. You get that specific sword to beat him.

Otherwise, you're going to fight him for 30 minutes because you're chipping nothing. I love that idea. Right afterwards. Yeah, you can't. It's only for him. It's only for him. And I love that like bit of,

just that little thing. Encouraging people to like switch it up. Use something else. Another ring. The fucking spirit, the spear sword that you fight the, uh, right card with.

Yeah. That you have to like fucking beat him. You have to beat him with this particular. But you want to fight it with something else. Have fun walking in lava. Like you had to, right. Good luck.

And I think that that's cool. To me, that's cool design. It's like, that's when you, okay, like, let's utilize a lot of these weapons within the gameplay. Oh, and then say like God of War, I feel like one of its major issues was, especially in the older games, was that. A billion weapons. Nothing, the blades, nothing came close to being as good as the Blades of Chaos. Except for maybe in God of War III, when you get Hercules's gauntlets, that shit felt fun. What is it?

The, the Nemeum gauntlets. The lion, right? The Indian Lions goes. Yeah, so you get those gauntlets. Breaking. That shit felt great. You'd hit a giant and he would slow down and be like, ow. The impact too felt really good.

I feel like games used to be better at it actually than they are now. I agree. I feel like there's the diversity in weapons was dope as shit. Yeah. Like I'm playing through like the original medieval also right now. Yeah. Because they did a remake of it. I finished the sequel.

And so I was like, oh, I should finish the remake of the first one. But like that game has a ton of weapons and they're all useful for very specific. I like that. Like, you know what I mean? Like, yeah, exactly, yeah. Like, you need the hammer. You need the hammer to break through these, these things and then these specific shields. You need the lightning to get people from a distance.

You need this arrow to deal maximum damage to flying. Like, you know what I mean? Like everything had a reason to use it. I gotta say. Because it was more like, ah, man. That game also has like 500 enemy types. I'm like, I don't know how they fit all this. I'm feeling really old right now thinking about that.

It's like, holy shit. Remember when games are like that? Where you're like, oh, this gun is a lot of damage. It's going to turn people into cows. And this one will free people would help me move through. It's like this stuff like that where it's like I'm gonna say the more I'm thinking about a god of war three actually specifically They bounced out out extremely well now when I really do think about it They they did specifically in that game. They did a fucking really good job with the weapon types and using them for specific

Things and all that shit where will those weapons go? That is that my my biggest criticism of 2018 is that well first of all The amount of rec kind of they did because you don't have the blades of chaos anymore in the within the original series. Like you have blades, but they're different blades. You're the blades of Hades. You had the, so the Blades of Chaos were the first one to get. Then you got the Blades of Athena, then the Blades of Exile. And that was the last one you got, the Blades of Exile The Purple ones, right? No, they had a little bit of reddish on them or something. Which were the ones? No, you had Hades fucking hooks. He had these hooks. That was just a rudder of weapon, but your actual blades. So they just, okay, they just made it that they always follow

you now. They did a lot of things that don't make any sense. I don't really care about that anymore. But the biggest thing was just the lack of weapons is that was such a major staple in that series of having like a lot of it. Some of the weapons were stupid, but it was cool that there's even some variety. Yeah. But this one I was like, sometimes the staples don't matter. Yeah.

It seemed like fucking like in Duffman cry, they give a very good entrance where they're like, Dante sells off and shit because he's terrible of money. So like he kills these demons. He's like, fuck, I'm really down bad on money. Here's these two swords that have a fire and a wind demon. in it. Is that what? I swear to God that's what that's what they explain why he has I respect that at least. I respect that at least. The fact that they did that like in the second game, they were like, yeah, like he's terrible money so he kind of just sells him off and gives him to people.

And it's like, I look it. I like that. People are just running around with those weapons. I like a good reason. You know what I mean? Exactly. Just that right there. The good reason is I will concede to a good reason, not just any reason, but a good one. That's the most annoying That's funny. That's the most annoying thing about games like that though Whereas like It's where I didn't find

In like shooters right Whereas like Because you're You're not building a skill tree Throughout like a Halo game Or like a Call duty game Like you are who you are Regardless

Right So like you're never losing anything From sequel to sequel You're starting off as capable as you are Yeah versus like I don't know There are those like platform or combat games Where you accumulate all these abilities

And then the sequel comes And you're just fucking weak again That's why I understand it I get why Yeah From a literal like I'm going to build this perspective. Yeah.

But like in game I'm like, what the fuck? This is so dumb. At least give me a dumb reason. Yeah. Like that. What is the game I remember? God of War II did it really well, actually. You have all the same weapons as you did.

All the same ones? I don't think I've ever seen one. I don't think there's a particular game. I feel a lot of people would complain about that. I feel like there's another game where you start off with the same ability. Like game one to two, you have all your abilities. You just get more of them throughout the game. I don't know.

I can't think of anything. I can't even imagine. My brain's trying to remember it and I'm just coming up with like blanks. This is a good thing. Maybe somebody listening right now might have an example of playing a game where I can't think of a single game like that either. You have all your ability stuff. We have everything, but you're just more. You just gain more ridiculous ones.

It would probably have to be something just like you don't necessarily. It's not a game that you level up stuff. It's like I'm trying to think of something like Crash Bandicoot. Like just an example. Like you have a certain move set and then maybe you just. That's more. common I think yeah yeah like but I mean like all your like crazy abilities you know yeah it's always gone it's always back to like I'm back to punching and gickering Ragnar

Ragnar Ragnar couldn't have been it because you're missing some stuff between um it's the main thing is just your lack of badass armor or because like the thing that's really stupid is the armor's not real change bro it's an idea of your perspective bro that's that's shotgun shit to me like just shut the fuck that's not worth of shotgun but yeah I get it I get the passion I like the passion I like the passion I like the passion I like the passage. It is now. I'm, I just, I'm ready.

There's going to be a picture of your fucking dark version, too. Be you still version of you out there. He's just going to end up being this fucking dude who, uh, there wasn't that new black shooter that we, uh, we mentioned on the last episode. The Blotsy. We learned more about him. Oh, right, right. I don't know what's happened. Hit me, please.

Let me know. Oh, no. So it turns out he was, he was a big fan of Candace Owens. Oh, Jackpot. Which is really fucking funny. That's what's, I just, I, the list of his influences are vast and weird. Let me see. Let me see. Let's hear him. Well, I couldn't find him because Google is unusable.

It sucks so much. It actually is crazy. You might as say I thing immediately, bro. No, it's not even the AI. It's just like the world's popular. Even without the AI, there's so much noise that it's like it's impossible to even just rely on keywords anymore. Yeah. Because it's just a bunch of people either spamming or it sucks.

It's all bots or losers. Right. But. So this guy, right? Yeah, this guy. So all I know is last name's hint. Because when I was reading an article, I didn't see his first name, but they kept referring to the guys Henderson. The Blotsey, which is, I'm still, it's, it's, there's something, it's so hard to take this case seriously because of just the black, the black Nazi aspect.

It always reminds me of, there's black Hitler in, um, there's two things. So first there's the commentary, there was the commentary community, Godsy Kuozo, people call them black Hitler. Oh, yeah, black Hitler. But more, way more near and dear to my heart is the black Hitler in community, in the show community. Oh my God. Do you remember that? Wait, wait. What's the context of that? So the context is, it's so, I have to watch it again.

It's so niche because it's like, there's like a weird, there's like a secret society thing type of going on. And I can't remember why. There's something going on. You're going to bother me the whole time. It is. It's not, I wouldn't say secret society, but there is some type of. there is something going on and it's been too long

that I can't remember why it happens and there's just a behind this secret door or secret something there's just a black Hitler what the hell is the air conditioning? It's the air conditioning

that's what it is. What? Isn't that right black Hitler? Fucking John Goodman, man. That is crazy. You pass away or no? No, he still alive.

Thank goodness. Yeah. Thank Goodman. Thank Goodman. Yeah, dude, that, um, it's so hard for me to take this case seriously because I think about, like, these silly characters and shit. I just think about the, the black, um, Klansman from, um, the Dave Chappelle. Oh, fucking Clayton Bigsby. Yeah.

Yeah. Classics. That was like the first episode. Remember when that used to be like, wouldn't this be crazy? I know, dude. Oh, good. What an insane concept. Yeah, man.

It could never happen. Never seen that ever, man. It would be so stupid, such as to be impossible. Now we're here to the point where this black kid was like, I hate myself. Literally, everybody would always accuse, like, you know, Candace Owens and like, I can't remember Larry Elder was a guy. And Jesse, all the people like that. They would always accuse them saying, you guys are self-hating and all that shit. be like, no, those people are grifters.

Yeah. Here's a literal self-hating black kid that fell into the wrong crowd, hilariously started watching Candace Owens and thought she rules. She really speaks to me. He wrote about this. And somehow he said he wrote about idubs or he was a fan of idubs. I saw, like, some weird list. His lists are pretty, because there's a lot of right wing stuff in there for sure.

But then there's just like random shit that like, I don't know. weird. He's a weird guy. Yeah, which to me... But if there's anything that's consistent about crazy people is that, you know, their beliefs don't always... They're not exactly congruent. It's not everything needs to be like, like, say, like, it might have been like, oh, I also like Bill Burr or something. Like, I bet... That kid might have found something...

I found some of the sequels that actually you do the thing, but continue. Oh, okay. But like that... Oh, that kid... That kid, uh, yeah, we can touch that on a second. Um, that kid... Like said, he probably... I sure he probably liked some, um, some, maybe some Bill Burr's segments or something like that if you know what I'm saying yeah like if he was like oh one of my favorite comedies that is insane that bill burr obviously has nothing to do with that type of shit that the kid was into uh politically so the idubs thing i don't really see as a someone would probably try to make a connection but idubs for me especially uh idubs lately now who's been like he's been

lately over the last like six years yeah the last however many years is like he's done like atonement or something since before like way before cove or what i mean is whenever he started putting out content about like kind of atoning. He was kind of doing like an atonement. You know what I'm saying? Like he made that. Yeah.

I forgot what it was called. I missed the old Idubs. Yeah. Like that. What I mean is that kid clearly, if he was a fan of like, you know what I'm saying? Of course. No, no, no. Yeah.

So it's, I'm just trying to put it out there that if anybody's trying to make like, oh, see. Like if they're trying to say that's the, oh, can Idubs and can't have the same amount of influence on that kid. I'm like, let's not be silly. Yeah. Let's not be silly. Let's not. Not on his action.

Like that's all purely what I'm talking about. Like his ideology and what he was all about and shit with his Bersom shit. Like I don't even think items know what the fuck Bersom is. I'm just saying as an example. You have the kid. I feel like with less overtly political people, it's really like a Rorschach test at a certain point. You know what I mean?

Like you really have to try to get a narrative or like an ideology out of a lot of content that you see. But then there's people like Candace Owens who are like that's their entire thing. Yeah. That's their thing. And his political idea, like you only watch Candace Sones for one thing. You're not watching it for comedy. You're watching it. I mean, no, that's, we're laughing at her, but I don't fucking watch her.

No, of course not. Who would? Only fucking, only black Nazis and racist white people would watch Candace Owens. Like, legitimately, and there's the proofs in the pudding. And I love that there, I just came across a Instagram where it was, yeah, right, the Daily Mail was mentioning this blotsy, right? And all the comments are just retarded people saying that's not true or, oh, defamation, fucking liberals. And yeah, the defamation one. This one is kind of crazy because the defamation one says,

Candace Owens, her own Instagram replies with yes. Like, oh, this is type of shit that would, like it says this post reeks with a defamation lawsuit, crying, laughing emoji. And then Candace Owens replies with yes. Oh, yeah, just the fact that they're reporting on the guy that the guy had influence. So reporting facts, yeah. Sharing facts. Reporting facts somehow, I'm like at the point where we're talking before this that

it's clear. I didn't think about it until actually right now that defamation literally doesn't mean anything anymore. No. It's just, it just, because defamation in court, if people didn't know,

is extremely difficult to prove. Oh yeah. Especially if the person's a, um, a public figure. It is all, there's almost certainly you're not going to win. Also,

also, also there's good misinformation. It's not. Defamation is literally not. You can't, you can't sustain defamation case anymore. Like there's so much misinformation about shit that's a fact. Information now is,

insane. Misinformation is, it's never been. Defamation is specifically, you have to prove that this person is saying something about you maliciously and it also damaged your reputation. There is a- And there's a core thing too where like they have to believe, they have to know that it's false also, right? Isn't that a big thing?

It's a very, it's so hard to prove that like- Because if you authentically think something based on the facts available to you, it's technically not, it's a whole, it's a really difficult thing. You're right. It's like a Ronnie Radke. He's his way of slander. You can't do that no more. The falling in averse guy, Ronnie Radke,

he said he was going to sue Anthony Fantano for defamation. But all Anthony Fantano did was report on a story that Ronnie Radke allegedly sexually assaulted a girl. And he just commented on it. I'm like, your defamation is not going to do anything to him. First of all, Ronnie Radke, his reputation has not been tarnished. People love him. like in his sphere of music because there's a bunch of like

scream-o kids. That's so crazy to imagine. It is. But like when you listen to his music because one night I was like, I'm going to be charitable. I have never listened to an entire album of falling in reverse. I'm like, it's rough man. I did it. It's rough. I did it. I tried it. I tried. I could. I actually

couldn't make it through the entire. It's fucking terrible. I couldn't finish any of the songs. Yeah. No. I remember they being pretty popular for a period. They're very popular, but that's, you know, we know popular doesn't equal good. That's true. I would say pop. I'm much more charitable where a lot of times the most popular stuff is pretty decent. I listen to pop music. I'm like, I understand the melody. Yeah, like I get it. Yeah, I get what's catchy about this.

I've listened to their most popular songs. I listen to their, uh, the recent album, popular monster. And I was just like, I'm being one and I'm honest, this is all bad to me. It's not even, it's not even as good. It's not even as good. There's not a single song of theirs that is as like blurry by puddle of mud. No. And I don't even really. like puddle of mud at all. Look, I'm going to be honest, I really, like, say for example, if, if Blurie is a song that doesn't, like, remind me a puddle of mud. What I mean by that is, I transcends that.

Yes, 1,000, that's what I should have said. Because when I've heard any of their other shit, it's fucking just the worst dog shit ever. Like, she hates me. I hate that song. It's horrible, yeah. There's another song that they started. I can't remember what the fuck it's called.

There's a chorus. No, sorry, the bridge. It's the worst bridge I've ever heard, and I mean this. I'm not, no hyperbole. You don't remember the name of the song? No, control. It's called control, I think. And I think I might know that one.

Here is the bridge. I'm sure some people, it's like, I love the way you look at me. I love the way you smack my ass. Oh, yeah, yeah, I do. I love the dirty things you do. Yeah, yeah, I know that one. I have control of you.

I love the way you look. I love the way you smack my ass. I'm like that's it phonetically it's bad in every single way possible I forgot about that song Melodically phonetically Phonetically everything

It's so stupid Dude I feel I'm getting flashbang by a song Pff Your ears ring It's so bright Your ears are ringing I dude I felt that earlier Like yesterday

Because that guy's solid JJ He does the I've done two voices for him He does those like motion comics Like, do you see parodies or whatever? Yeah. But, like, he fucking, he tweeted out some, somebody in Minecraft built like a mural to fucking grade A under A.

And, like, just hearing that name was like, whoa. How fucking long ago was that? Look at him. He's got a fucking little Vietnam face up. Wait. How recent was this mural? Dude, I saw this. I saw this on Twitter yesterday.

And so I'm like, bro. What in the fuck? Why would? A under A. pre-pandemic. Roy! You're fucking... Henry Clinton.

Fucking Trump, Hillary Clinton, sockhouse. Dude, isn't it crazy how long ago that feels? Dude, I don't think... I dare anybody to listen to this segment and not find themselves staring out into the fucking space.

I remember him by Hillary Clinton versus Trump. That was like 2015 or something. Like, that's what I'm, think of Grady Underreed around that era when you're complaining about haircuts. Yeah, yeah. Complaining about like... Airclos, right?

Yeah, right? So, like, he kind of sounds like... Stop. He does. He does, though. I know what you're saying. I can't do it as well. It's just like that. HV. It's... It's... Cotney-A-Uradi.

The Rapey. The most popular Right best in Britain, might. Stop. He's popular. He's not infamous. He's popular. I mean, at this point...

He gets married, gets frustrated. Die wife. Gets the chloroform, you know. Don't make me bring it out, might. Don't make... He gets manifested. He's like a completely fucked Pesda Spencer. Like, you made a dead...

From the side. Can't even get the fucking candy out. Yeah, it just crumbles. It just gets caught in between the mechanisms. It just crumbles all up here. No, but dude, hearing the name, Grady Underay really, like, it really,

I felt like the, I felt like the, the war flashback meme guy. He's just like, oh, yeah, I was like, bro. Because I remember at the time, and I guess in my head,

I remember feeling this way, and that feeling being so vivid that I guess it's stuck with my association of him. Yeah. But I remember being, like, whoa it's crazy seeing a new guy

like he was like the newest YouTube explosion he was to me yeah and like so that to me stuck out as like oh yeah that was a relatively recent thing because I remember the newness of it feeling so specific because it was like a modern version of something you would see in like 2005

you know what I mean like that old like end of the world type shit where it was like drawings yeah You know what's interesting I just thought of this I just remember that he did resurface But crazy

This was like almost four years ago Or five Almost five years ago Because he had a COVID take Yeah And I remember So I did what most people did I looked at the comments section

People are like The fuck is this bullshit And so I just need to watch it I was just like Because I was like Oh is it some stupid I remember it being really boring It's probably, I felt, I'm assuming from the comments, it was like he was doing this both-sizing thing with like the pen.

I was like, I don't want to hear that shit right now. I don't, I have no patience. I don't. You put yourself in you have a back then, you. Stop. You think that he'll leave your bum now, yeah? That's pretty good. That's what I really had to dig deep.

It's probably not even close. Actually, I hear it. I fucking hear it, dude. It's spiritually. close. Right? Right. This rapist, it looks like Sweeney, yeah? And they put him on a shirt, right?

Crazy stuff. Boom, boom, boom. Boom, boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. He had a great voice. I will say. Like, I don't know what, I don't remember if, like, he had like a weird political thing or something. Because he really just vanished from him. I remember it being, it was just like one of those. Because he did the same thing with like, he did like a both sides Hillary Trump thing, which I thought was fair. Because like he did, he's not. He's not. even in America.

The Nazis, that's a pretty good boys, yeah. Get that to be crazy. Like, wait, he just out of nowhere, he just becomes seen in the races? Well, I mean, oh, you know, Trump's here, right?

Trump's it, right? Trump's it, right? Trump's it, right? Fuck it out. Roman salute, right? So, yeah. He's so bad. Dude, I really like it.

What do you think comedy shorts riperes? Well, Hey, guys. I'm raping. I just, I just finished raping another broad over here. That's crazy.

For comment. there, right? Great under A. The greatest Collab ever. Interviewing. The greatest Grape A under A.

But I remember specifically like when you Shorts. What's going on with these UK motherfuckers do? I don't know, man. There's something. You got to, we got to

We got a closer attention. Something in the water. Grape, right? Grape, right? Let's go to question. Yeah, let's go on a question. I'm going to questions, might. I'm going to, I'm going to go to questions.

Make sure you keep that voice on. I can't. I already am in pain. Yeah, whatever we were talking about, the Blotsey. Yeah, we'll get into questions now. We got a lot of great questions. Ken Stone's. I have, DME, I, we're going to discuss this Blossy thing, okay? I want to discuss it on Tim Pool's podcast.

Yeah. All right, Tim Pool. What was the other? What is the, oh my God, I forgot the singer of all that remains his name. Phil Phil. Phil. Phil. Philibont. Tim Poole, the weird widow with long hair. Hit me up. Hit up Candidones. We're going to have a debate with Great A. Underray.

Comedy shorts. Game. Yeah. Comedy shorts. Gamer. Is he gone? Great A. Underay? I don't know. I mean, I think he just dropped off. He must have resurfaced for somebody to make a mural. What is that? I think, I don't know if it was an old image that I saw yesterday, which is probably more likely because it is Minecraft. Yeah. So, like, I don't know. All I know is that, like, I have not heard that name or thought about that person in years. Very long time.

He posted two months ago. What? Oh, so he's still active, huh? Are you serious? He posted yesterday. What? He posted yesterday. Let me see.

All right. Click on it real quick. What the fuck could this? Click on a rule. Yeah, it's the same intro. Turn up. You get louder. There we go.

Marnie. You made him sound so frighteningly retarded. I think he sounds much chiller right now. Go to an old video real quick. Dude, the old ones are insane. One of his most popular videos. He's like, oh, what the fuck might? Oh, what the fuck is going on?

Yeah. Things I found stupid about school. It's definitely higher. It's definitely more loony tune. This is so, we can't watch more of this. It's just, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, It's, yeah, I remember, like, I think his voice is so good. Yeah.

Like, and I remember just being like, why aren't you just, why aren't you, should be like, I don't want to say voice acting necessarily, but you've got like a distinct voice. It's a great voice. It's the power of having, um, being a, uh, a Brit with, uh, Indian parents. Yeah. Cause, um, it's like that weird, that fusion, well, clear. You, you don't hear it? You don't hear it?

Oh, there's a little bit of the, I can hear it. Yeah, there's, um, I watch it all. I wouldn't even know how to specify or how to specify or had a word exactly what it is. I watch a wrestling channel called WrestleMania and the main host Resolamia, right? He's just with, I've never seen his face but his voice.

Like, what's going on? Like, Resolamia here. It has this Indian and Brit, it's like that. I was like, they have this very distinct voice. I don't talk to Indians, so. Okay, well, we're going to move on to questions from our patrons over its, what is our patronage again?

Good food. I freeze to talk to Indians, gross. Okay, well, Patreon. Is that our Patreon? Yeah. It should be. Girls, Indian. I'm saying this while being surrounded by

Indian people growing up is insane. I think that's why you're saying it. It did something to you. And they must have did something to you too. Nah. Shubbing non-up your ass? Nah. I fucked like two Indian girls.

Non-violence. Call me non-binary. Non-binary. That's crazy. What do you? Who do you? They're Beautiful beautiful beautiful

That was accurate I've been a dude I'm kind of into Indian folk music It's kind of really good It's pretty good Well on that no we're gonna go to our questions So racist Patreon to Comcast to Star Tank

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Yo what I love That shit's awesome What? Culturally, the fact that their heads are on like a loose ball joint. Yeah, because we'll be like, what's up,

you know, and people will be like hype and shit like that. And then they're just like, whoa. I started doing that shit because I was around them so much. You start doing it too? Whenever I was like, I do that shit all the time.

I don't get it. I don't understand. Well, that feels so wrong to do. I've seen it in a very like agreeing, like gesture where it's like something dope happens and I'm like, I'm like, yeah. I'm like,

dude, It's so weird. It's like, I've never seen an Indian nut, but imagine. Yeah, yeah. They're just like, oh. Oh, I lost a bit of oxygen. I got dizzy for a second. Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck. Hey, yo, shout out to the Indians, and we got any Indian listeners. Oh, man. We got an Indian listeners. That hit right when the edible was at Earth. Is it? It's fucking crazy, dude.

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Guta Potch or something like that It's something vaguely offensive Sounds sick I don't know He's got a vague Look up the Indian doctor Courage to Carly Dog This is probably a more

concise way to Google Is it like Bejit Pie or something It's like It's like Dr. Indian or something It's like crazy

Indie P Like Indian Indiana It's Dr. Vindaloo. Yeah, that was close. You were just a little bit off. It's like, it would be like, this is my Mexican doctor, Dr. Horchata.

You know what I mean? Like, that's crazy. Like, I'm sure that that's, it could be a real name, maybe. No one is named Horchata. They should be, though. No one named Vindaloo. I want to say what. Vindalachata is a crazy.

That is insane name. I think I would name my son, Horchata, and my daughter Hamika. Hamika Pilot like phonetically sounds really good. I disagree, but I respect that I respect that you. Really? Do it. Because yours is going to be like something like Peter Gabriel or something. Hey, bro.

Yeah, it'll be a normal name. Getting a regular job or your daughter will be Oshah. He's already half black. Terrible, terrible, terrible creature. Hamika Pilot is such a fucking main character name. Yeah, it is. That is insane. I remember someone said that.

You know who said that about Dave Ruben said that about my name. And I'm like, you're stupid. Because like, I just thought like Derek's such a normal thing. Because he was like, oh, some black guy, what's your name? Yeah, but think about Dave Rubin who's married to another Dave Rubin. Are you serious? Yeah. I didn't know that.

His name's Dave also. I didn't know that. That is so fucking gay. What is with gay people doing that? Bro, my first, one of my best friends in first grade, you know, before, we knew he was gay, but we didn't know. The first gay person I assaulted ever. Yeah. But like, we didn't know.

We didn't know. Like, we didn't understand gayness yet. But as soon as we understood gayness, we're like, that guy's gay. We're like, that guy's gay. You know? So I lost contact with him, right? Of course. You can't imagine why.

No. I was dating this Syrian girl in my senior year. Seriously? Yeah. Yeah. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. I missed that.

I miss that and I hate that I, I wish that I would have missed it. That was an internal thought that wasn't meant to come out. Are you serious? That was Ben. Are you Syrian? Are you serious? Are you Syrian? Tomahawk missiles.

Are you serious? Kissinger. Go. Are you serious? Kissinger. Oh, are you serious? Yes, dude. He comes in like hope with the fucking media, right?

But it's a missile. No, not a good. Dr. Vindaloo, no. I don't even, oh. My gay friend Taylor. I. I reconnected with him because that Syrian girl knew him from her high school. Right.

And she was like, oh, he's dating a guy named Taylor. And I'm like, what the fuck? Like, why would you do that? Yeah, I don't know. And I feel like is that narcissism? I'm not going to say gay people are narcissists, but is it that they love their weanors? Wouldn't you kind of inherently? They're attracted to their own weeners so they're narcissistic.

I feel like gay people. Gay physicists, though. Gay sis sis. I think it's inherent to some narcissistic. Wait, wait, wait, explain this to me. I just think there's at least like, I think if you're gay, you're at least five, bare minimum 5% narcissistic. I feel like that's not, you cannot be zero.

Why? Why? Why? Why? Because you're so into just, like, there's an entire. Hold on, hold on. I got to hear this. There's an entire spectrum of the, of humanity that you do not fuck with, specifically

because they remind you less of yourself. Hmm. So there are, so by your life, do you think? gay people are sexually attracted in our own dick? Yes. Is that what they're trying to say? I bet there's at least the, I bet 5% are. So there's a,

God, my dick's so hot. I wish I could fuck myself with my dick. Bro, there's a, there's a, there's a, you're insane. You don't think 5% of gay people maybe? Kingston, this is not, this is not a, of the, of the, not like, you know, I know, I know gay people are like, what, like,

they're only like 80% of the population. Yeah, only like, 95% of 5%. That's crazy. That's crazy. Only like every liberal person's gay. Yeah, that is true. That is true.

So are you saying I'm attracted to my own penis? Yes. I don't know that. What do you mean? I can't know what's in your heart, man. I could say genuinely. I think so. I think when you stand in the mirror, you start getting erected immediately like, damn.

You look at your dick and you're just like, and then it's like a cycle. It keeps getting harder and harder because you're like, damn. As it gets harder, you're getting more erected. Hypothetically. All right. Let's say hypothetically, the guy with the best-looking penis is also gay. Okay. If they see the best-looking penis, wouldn't that not, you know, even if it's theirs?

It's like, that's objectively the best-looking penis. So this gay man, when he's about to fuck another man, takes a picture of his own dick and looks at it to then go for the infinite hard loop that Derek's talking about. You never took a pick. You never took it. It's an infinite hard loop. So his dick is just getting bigger and bigger. And he's getting more tired. Is that the secret to people with the biggest dick?

are the gayest? What? Do you know people get silicon injections into their penises? We talked about this on the show recently.

That shit hurts to think about. Spreading through someone's body and corrupting it. The guy that has the silicon injection in his balls

Yeah, yeah. Have I shown you guys the picture of that guy? I don't want to see that. His balls could if he slammed his balls on his table, this table would give way.

I mean, it's metal legs is what I want you know. That's crazy because nobody nobody wants bigger balls though. But who wants bigger balls?

No, but who wants bigger It's for the aesthetic. We haven't gotten out of the questions. No, but like, who wants bigger balls? People that want bigger balls, want bigger balls. I mean, okay, fair. Yeah, people who want bigger balls are the ones that want bigger balls.

You know, like, it's an aesthetic thing. You just want to have large testicles. And their dicks are really big too. They're not functional penis anymore. They're just like art pieces that are on their body. But you're, they're like getting comically big balls, though, right? Yeah. Like, so that's the thing that now it dwarfs.

Your penis. They get comically big penises too. Oh. Or they may want the small penis to big ball ratio. That might be a thing. What would you rather have if you had so. So what I'm in what I mean by this is you have to get comically large something. What would you?

Comically large penis is funnier. I mean, I like the idea because then you don't really have to fuck anymore. Balls are a weakness. Balls are like I wouldn't want them bigger. I love the idea of somebody doing like, you know like the chapter. thing with a guy like leans forward and like leans backwards sort of like the michael jackson yeah chaplain did it as well yeah charlie jackson charlie michael chaplin stop you're confused the chaps thing guys you got okay you're taking a thought on my head stop jackson chaglin okay where you're going with this all right so

chaplain has big balls you're talking about chappy chaplin stop stop dude this is funny i didn't say it you're talking about charlie rowan i'm forgetting charlie charlie chaplain rowan imagine someone doing you know the weeble's wows when they don't fall down but he's with their dick where they're leaning for it. So they're like, so they're like, like the tin man. Like the tin man.

Okay, so for those who, so for those who are too fucking young who were born maybe like this century. Yeah. Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down. It's a reference to a fucking ancient toy or like some ancient show. It's some Russian shit, I think.

Some Russian show. That's your long johns. Long time. You mentioned a weble's wobble. I was raised by an elderly person. I'm sorry. That is true. But like the idea of like leaning forward. He does still say good morrow. It's kind of weird.

I don't say it. He says good morrow. Good morrow. Good moro. My good friend. Tell him Negro friend. And this guy thinks he. Indio.

This guy literally thinks he lives in medieval fucking times. It's great. He's great. Dude, evil times are awesome. Everybody stinks. Everybody stinks. The streets are filled with shit. People are sticking their asses out their windows in this shit.

I don't get it. Imagine getting shit at all like that, no. I'd be so fucking enraged. I would burn their house now. Wait, what happens? Wait, wait, wait. Well, dude, imagine, like, I don't know. I think about that time period.

Think about everybody stinks. Like, no one has respect. Mm-hmm. Like, it's no wonder somebody, like, that you could kill in that generation and not be that disturbed by it. Yeah. You know what I mean? It makes sense why there was so much violence.

It was like, somebody smells bad. You don't feel as bad about killing them, right? Right. Like, killing them, right? I thought they probably can't even tell. Well, I feel like... What do you mean? Like, everything stinks.

Like, if you brought them to the modern world here now, they'd be like, the air's so clear. My lungs don't... Well, I actually might overload their lungs and pop them. Apparently they, you know, obviously their level of detection was much lower because everything smelled so bad.

But apparently, handkerchiefs, this is, I don't know if this is true. This is one of those things that I've been told you. Apparently hangar chips were to when someone spelled when someone smell extra ripe You would just That's fucking crazy

You would just do that I get it like I meant to be that offensively smelling You would just walk up someone with an arrow And be like End him And him Jarvis Yeah I think of that man Jarvis

Yeah precisely sir No precisely sir And fucking fucking He'd be at Chris's slingshot And he'd be at Chris's face And he'd right there And he would Precisely

And he would shoot the arrow That quickly And that stupid idiot would just stay there Like I'm just waiting to be killed I'm a transient Goodbye I think the area is cool

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They don't know that you're crazy to think that. They have a clan in there called the N-word club and we have not been I did so I changed my banner because it was a complete

it's just black face he's a customized bladders people having dicks busting and shit and like mine was just like I had the red lips and the black I took off the lips so crazy dude so now it's just black and then eyes but I took off the lips

because I was like I know I'm gonna get banned you had Mammie face as your banner. That's great. It was great because then you do Clan v. Clan and then all these other people are like looking at your shit.

And all the people in my clan are like Jeffrey Epstein, Epstein Fogle, the Bussy King. It's just the stupidest shit. I need ditty people to join. They will.

They'll have a lot of time now. Yeah. If there's any weirdos, if there's maybe one other person in this podcast that maybe has an account, DM me. I want you in my clan.

I need some more weirdos in it. Cool cluts. All right. Yeah, the cool clucks, yeah. Let's read our, uh, let's read our, uh, questions from our patrons over at Patreon.com slash snark tank. Remember, you can go there and ask questions. No.

And eventually we'll answer them. Uh, let's see. Crazy Sunshine Vivo wrote in. It says, Hey, Ray, will I? Nothing. What the fuck was that? That was weird. That name.

That name, Prodxion. might remembering something but look at this oh my god what is that and myron what the fuck dude myron's such fresh of that fresh he's the fresh one of the fit or he's the fit one he's the fit one the monkey's fresh

yeah right yeah because he used to be a fitness influencer before which I couldn't tell you know what I mean you look at him you look at him you just I'm like what this guy he's like he's a fine bill he's a fucking PS1 FMV sometimes fucking

crazy his polygonal hair. Yeah. Yeah. His hair line is struggling, Doug. Oh, it's, it struggles.

It struggles over. It already struggles. It's over. He went too hard with it, man. It's so stupid. Like, it's just, like,

bro, just shave your fucking head. It's fine. Dude, like, if you want to get hair in, like, don't make it so you have a fucking four-year-old boy's

hairline. Like, it just looks stupid and fake. I just, like, Joel McHale, I think actually did a great job. Oh, he did a good job. Because he like,

Gil, yeah. John, what? Community guy. Oh my God, yes. Like, he was balding. Like, in Spider-Man, too, you see it. Like, he's like a balding, like, clerk. It's interesting.

I forgot he was balding. That's how good it is. Yeah. It's like, because it's like, he didn't go crazy. He didn't like put the hair line up. Just like, I wanted to look like, I'm my age, but just like maybe like fill it out a little bit. Yeah. And then that's fine.

What does that really? I never knew that really like worked straight up. I mean, when we were kids, it didn't. Yeah. Like, when we were kids, people would get it. And then it would look like they were fucking, I don't even know, raped by moss. And then it's like Joe Rogan has like a

ugly scar on the back of his head. Yeah. Because he sewed somebody else's scalped to his own head. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He fucking was like, hey, let's go elk hunting. He even told him in front of his face. He did the quotations with his fingers,

hey man, let's go elk hunting. And then his stupid friend, okay. And then he just turned around and shot him right there. The boat. They weren't even out of the building yet. Elk stands for everybody loves killing. Yeah. Everybody loves Kissinger.

Staple it to his head is stable hards. Bro, do you see the clip of fucking Harrison Ford doing that? No? We're talking about it. Harrison Ford, like, apparently like on Raiders or something. Like, he had a, they were shooting an action scene and they had a hard time getting the hat to stick. So he stapled the hat to his fucking forehead. Like, that is metal as fuck, dude.

He didn't just use spirit gum or something. No. That's fucking. That is the stupidest. That's awesome. I love him. I heard that, and I loved him 15. more time.

That is such an out of pocket. That's such an... Fuck, it will do it live type of shit. That's such a like... Ouch. It's the 70s. I'm on so much right now. I guess so.

This means nothing to me. I guess so. He's more Yale than person, you know? I feel like there are many adhesives that would have done fine. Probably. That they had probably on hand. That they 100% had on set. So we got...

Let's go! That was the original, like, for the content. You know what I mean? They're recording this. I'm going to give him something. That's crazy. He could have been on, like, if he would have went a different route, he could have been, like, on jackass or something.

That's so funny to imagine. Hey, I'm Harrison Ford. This is jackass. And this is talking to fans. This is talking about Star Wars and stupid shit. To him, that's a jackass level. Like, he would rather break his tailbone jumping off of, like, a bungee cord tower with, like, just,

rubber bands. Then talk to a Star Wars fan about like who shot first. You shot for you. You shut the fuck up, you dumb bitch. He hates us so much. I get it. I mean,

I get it. I get it because the people that are fans of him are often the most annoying version of the brand. I don't think, yeah. But it's like, I get it. You're cool, dude. You're fucking gay.

Shut up. Like, just like, I'm, these are space wizards. They're space fags. Stop. What are you doing here?

Aren't you black? He's so unironically. Every, Dude, every time I see him on... Like, I'm not racist, but like, look at the situation, you know? Every time I see him on, like, some interview, there's like a deadpan nature to him. Yeah. That I find so fucking funny.

Yeah. He loves John Boyega, though. I think that's mad funny. That is funny. That's funny. That's funny. Starroza is cool, but also, you guys are gay. John Boyega doesn't give a fuck at all.

That's why, like, like, the shit that he was saying, we've talked about it before. Yeah, yeah. Like, he definitely smashed her off screen. He said, look, man, you know what she came home to? What? Bop, bump, bump, bump. All right And it goes to catch the wines

On random girl in the street All right Thank you Sunshine Vivo For the beginning of your question Oh yeah Yeah We're gonna move on Did you even get to the beginning

Oh you said something like I said hey Ray And then you interrupted me Oh right right right right right Is hey Ray Will I am And Sergeant Johnson Listening to 295 You guys mentioned

Marl versus Capcom music And it beamed The themes of Deadpool And Iron Man from three Into my head Which Damn 295 I just dropped that

Yeah. Like, okay. Yeah, this is from this morning. Okay. But he says, yeah, yeah. So he says, which by the way are junk food and fucking horrible respectively. Has there ever been a track in a game that is completely ruined an experience for you? A track is hard.

Like one song in a game is hard for that to ruin. That's ruined an experience? I don't have, the only closest thing I can say is the... This is insane. The Mega Man X collections, the new ones. too. Like, because I love that music. You can't control the volume. That's a problem.

That's a weird thing to have in a modern release. Yeah. So I remember when I had to stream the game when it first dropped, I think it was like 2018, 2019 or something. So I had to like turn that volume super down and turn the volume up in other things just to regulate it.

And so I was just playing it two days ago because I was watching the entire lore. I found one of those black webs that wears like a dreads. Yes. Dreds? Yes. I follow him, yeah. I, he's such a fucking nerd, but he makes great content. He's like, what's wrong with him? He's so, he's so nerdy that it annoys me.

It's like to a dig. He's just living. That's the thing. I real like his content, so I watch him. But like every once in a while he said, one thing I like about him, he's not, he's not afraid of, he doesn't censor himself, which I greatly appreciate in this modern day. Oh, dude, yeah. He doesn't, he says fuck shit, everything, all the time, never changes content.

He's just so, like, sometimes he, he doesn't. where's the Narutra thing? And he says like certain things and I'm like, I wish you wouldn't say that. You know, it's just, it's a,

it's a, why I'd just say that. There's just certain, what are you going to kill the guy? Why'd you say that? Why'd you have to say that? It's just one of those things. Say,

if that guy was hanging out with us. He would say something so unfunny and like, I would be like, okay, you know, like, like, I don't want to be mean at all because like, I think he,

there's nothing wrong with a guy, but he's so nerdy. Sometimes I'm like, ha, yeah, yeah. But anyway, that wasn't even my point. I was watching one of his videos, so I started playing Mega Man X again.

And I forgot. I wanted to watch a video. And then all here is, brer, bur, bur, bur, like, it's so loud. And I'm like, I can't. So I even turned my YouTube video all the way up, just so I can turn the volume down a little bit. It didn't work. It's, the music is so loud in the X games that it's, it's, it's, why both volume go up, but one no go down. It's just you can't even do it too.

You can't over, you can't even do it. You can't change it. Going to the files and it's, you can't change it. I actually would probably need to have, yeah, I never, I didn't even consider trying to mod it. Why sounds so big? That ruins the experience because you can't enjoy anything else. Are loud sounds big sounds? I mean, they can be.

You got an example? You have an example? I don't want to entertain this stupid. No, it's not that dumb. Sound. I'm not saying. Big sound go boom. How, like, is technically an explosion, the shockwave, a large sound?

I think it's a stupid way to say that, yeah. It's stupid, but it should be explored. It's fine. If a stupid idiot said that, I would understand what he means. Yeah. Are you trying to sub-tweet me right now? Are you sub-tweeting me that I'm a stupid idiot right now? Like verbally sub-tweeting at somebody.

very weird we're on the same podcast but it's like a subcast subcast is crazy yeah only a stupid dumb retarded dark moron would say something like that

especially sitting in front of it essentially sick I don't know if I have a track that ruined the if anything I have the opposite you know what I mean I have like

where there's a moment in a game where it's just like yes breaking Benjamin and Halo 2 just out of nowhere and you're just like yes dude or fucking DeAngelo DeAngelo

Coming back from fucking Cuba The fucking DiAngelo The fucking And Spider-Man When you're delivering the pizzas Oh Pizza time Pizza time

Yeah, it's good Yeah The enhancing of an experience Is probably that's Happened so often But something that like turned you off You're like this is so bad I can't think of a track that's done that

Um Yeah Characters have done that easily Well yeah Sure yeah I'm sure there's some... I just can't... Dude, Red 13 is the reason I haven't finished

Rebirth. Like that's stupid cat. Tosh, man. That's so funny. Every time that bitch opens her mouth, man, I'm like, girl, I want to be... You, I want to be on your side. It's so bad.

But I can't you. I don't know what to call you. I don't know what pronoun to give you if I want to be respectful. I imagine there's a lot of anime-style games that I would never play because of a... So I bought... So Mega Man, I think it's called Dive Network.

is a, it was like a gasha, but then they have an offline version to where none of those mechanics they're there anymore. So I bought it for like five bucks and I, it's not available in a lot of them. It was just the way that they speak

in the Japanese high, I was like, I can't. I played at a level and then I was like, I can't play it. I just wasted $5. And I was like, oh, yeah, can't do it. Can't do it.

It was like that. You already got it, but you didn't, you pay it. the picture. Yeah. I was like, now we know the picture exactly.

You've painted the picture already and you were like, it reminds me of, one of my favorite characters in the Darkstalker series, uh, baby Bonnie Hood. She's like the Little Red Riding Hood.

But her, uh, voice actor, when she goes into, I'm cute little girl mode, it, uh, it's so,

I can't get that high. Why do you hate it though? Because the just spaces of her whenever her and her homies pull up on you. No, I, when she gets like, into her like,

bounty hunter mode, where she starts sounding really like, low and like maniacal. I love it. But it's when she's like doing this um, like one of her specials when she reminds, she remembers her like grandma and then she starts crying and like beating the fuck out of you. But her voice and when she's crying,

eh, I'm like it makes me want to like turn it off. Like if I was in front of a momentarily mute it. If my mom came in the room while I was doing, she would be like looking at the screen like what the fuck are you? You know what? It's one of those things. Dude, I'm so glad.

I feel like I avoided so many awkward synops. Yeah. By just avoiding that entire section of video game until I was older. Yeah. You know what? Like I didn't play like dead or a lot. Well, I did not at home. Not at, but like.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like I wasn't playing like things like bayonetta or something that would that I would be like, mom. Listen. Yeah. I never had to worry about that. 100%. Because my grandmother never, she, she respected my room as my room. Because she knew she had, she already raised a bunch of young men.

That she was like, I'm not going to, I don't want to. He doesn't want to find... Your grandmother? Yeah. Your grandmother, you're talking about? Yeah. Who would it be talking about? I don't know.

I'm just asking. The person I was now doesn't respect my room at all. But the whole I lived before, he's respect my room. So what happened is that like she's never, she's like, I don't even want to. Yeah, I just clean your bedroom and don't leave it a fucking mess. Let me ask you something. What was she more closely aligned with culturally? Like, which side?

What do you mean? Like, would she more Latino or more like... I think very down the middle. Down the middle? Very down the middle. Yeah. Hmm. That's probably why.

She respected your space. Yeah. Because they don't... Hispanic parents don't respect your space. She's very down in the middle. She was like... They don't do it. They don't do it.

She was also old... I came home to my room reorganized so many times. It's crazy. I've had that a couple times. I've lost... I've questioned some of the stuff that have been thrown away

because I'm like, did they see that? It was like my mom was dating... Where's my birth certificate? My birth certificate. We threw it away. Where's my birthday? Oh, man. Now, Alex Jones's certificate.

gonna think I'm not from here. Uh-oh. That's gonna be crazy. When I get stopped for no reason, like, where's Bruce is gonna be like, look, sir. Dude, that guy,

that guy, that guy, that got his wife, uh, the guy voted for Trump and got his wife taken away by ice. Oh, and he's like,

yo, work with me, man, work with me. Chef's kiss. Every time I see that stuff, I was talking to. The people are not showing up for their jobs to,

I, I, it's magic. I was talking, it is magic. There is a shot. Uncle magic. You see OT Genesis

do that in, um, In the video, I would love with the cocoa. Like, he goes, baking soda. Like, the way he does the chef's kiss with so much emphasis, that's, like, how I feel right now. There's a Shaden Freud to it, for sure. Oh, there's like, it's good shit.

Absolutely. I feel like Joker. You get what you deserve, man. Yeah. Well, to me, I just think about it in the same way. I've talked about this before on the show, and I can't remember if you guys agree to me or not, but, like, I remember, like, saying generally,

empathy is a good thing to have, but you can't just, like, lend it out to fucking every single thing. You know, if you felt the same degree of empathy for everything, you'd turn on the news and be crippled by it. You would die. You would die. I just have limits, man. Right. It's like a tank.

You have to dole your empathy out. It's filled. Sparingly because it's, you know, there's a limit to how, like, I don't know. If you, let's say you're juggling a gun. Okay. You're juggling a loaded gun. Yeah. And you end up somehow shooting yourself in the head.

I can't feel as bad about. about like a guy juggling. No, but what I'm saying is like versus like, I don't know, a kid, a child going to home room and then they're obliterated.

You know what I mean? Of course. Of the two people shot, I'm going to feel absolutely nothing about the guy who shot himself in the head by juggling gun. In comparison to the, you know,

the actual victim of circumstance. Yes, it is, it is the, it's like when I watch videos we were getting hurt, right? Some guy kicking down

an elevator door shaft door. And falling down. Like that's fucking funny. I'm sorry because of the fact that's a, waste of life. Yeah, you didn't have to do it. When you waste your life and you get you and your life runs out, it's like, hey, yeah,

you kind of did this to yourself. It's the difference between kicking the door of the elevators in and falling down the shaft and being in an elevator that for some reason crashes. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, there's no fault of your own if you're just like in an elevator that crashes. You're just in a bad situation. Like, I'm sorry.

Like, I can't feel as bad for you as I am going to feel for the people who are. Do you guys in that situation, not. their own fault. Do you guys remember what that plastic ball was called that people would get inside them and they were like Sorbys or something? Remember we watched accomplish people falling off mountains?

So this is exactly what I was going to. There was dying in a bubble. There was those two Russians bro, there was those two Russians that would regularly ski and then this guy that like ran the resort

one of the guys that ran it had one of those Zorbis. And he was like, yeah, I'm sure this will work fine. So the two first guys fell off the cliff. It fell like a fucking half mile down. And then one of them died and the other guy was all fucked up for a while. And I'm just, I'm laughing my ass off like watching shit about this because it's like, good. These are, you can't have him.

I remember. I saw that exact video. And there was a moment where Jalen was like, oh, this is not going to end well. I remember him saying that out loud. There's a guy running trying to catch the ball because it's drifting. And I'm like, what are you going to do? Who the fuck do you think you are? He's going to be able to web it back.

No, that guy is. Imagine seeing one of your friends in a situation where you got to be like, I got to accept this guy's going to die right now. Yeah. Like he's got to. It's so beyond stupid that I feel like that is 100% akin to if you were to vote for Trump. and then, you know, you're like, oh, I didn't know that my illegal wife. Yeah, I didn't know they'd come for me.

The thing about it, too, it's like, it's not even just about that. It's specifically the people like, because there are people who are genuinely also just being duped or whatever. I have still less sympathy for that. But there are people who are, who voted that way and are cheering it on, you know, who are like, who make excuses for it. Right. You know, find every mental gymnastic way to excuse all sorts of things. and those people specifically Ooh

I love it Delicious them specifically Oh yeah I I dude You see the guy about the eggs Because you know how eggs are still Trump said one of the first things He's gonna do is fix the prices right And the groceries

And since they clearly haven't been fixed And the eggs have gotten more expensive I've seen them $12 in some places I've seen some of those simps That were being like oh fuck you Biden Now they're like this is a good thing Like literally saying that paying more is patriotic And other people saying

And now they're finally They finally turned into And they're like, well, you see. It's actually more complicated. The bird flu is causing it to rise because there's less demand. Like there's more demand. There's only so much the president can do. And I was just like, oh, oh, now you understand.

And I'm just like, those people, I want to, I don't have you ever seen the Street Fighter 2 movie where Cammy fucking jumps on this dude's fucking neck. And spins. It spins on Vegas face. No, no, no. I've seen Cammy assassinate a guy. Oh, which he's the fucking prime minister. And then fucking just snaps his. I imagine things.

Like if someone's saying like that, they're like, when they flip up like that, I imagine Cammy jumping on him and just, what makes that so terrible is that they can't, his head is off the kilter forever. But they're going to lay him down and just going to swap on this. I just, I need, I need the, I need like a comedic explosion,

like say the end of a goofy movie or like goofy, his car's all fucked up and he's like, ah, good, he fixed it. And then it just explodes and he like lands in fucking, um, what's her name? that Maxine

Is it Maxine? No that's Max Yeah because it's Max and Roxanne Is Roxanne? Rocksand? Is it Roxanne? I think so

Yeah I think Is that what They Somehow The goofy movie As a concept existed Around the time

Of the police Yeah And they wrote that song About Roxanne Yeah You don't have to Put on the red light You don't have to put on

your stupid gloves Right The women don't have gloves Roxanne Put on the You know what Dude That song is iconic to me, not even just because of the song, but because of that community episode.

I don't remember. You know, have you seen? I'm sure I see it. Or not the D&D one, but the, I can't remember what it's called, that like they roll a dice to decide who's going to get the pizza. Oh, God, what a great fucking episode. Incredible episode. What a great episode. But it always, crescendos with Roxanne.

I don't, dancing. God, I got to rewatch that shit, man. It's a great show, actually. It's a fucking fantastic show. Even like, I said, like, season six is surprisingly good. When Yahoo was trying to get into streaming. I know, yeah. That was crazy.

That was their big pull was like community. We were bringing back community. You know, like, see, them saw that Keith David got on it. He did great. He did great. He's great, but he's not ended enough. Yeah, well, he's only ended in it for a season. Right.

And then so it's like, but it was good for what it was. They still need to do their movie because six seasons in a movie. Right. He replaced him, uh, uh, Chevy Chase. Yeah, yeah. After the. Yeah. Yeah, Jonathan Banks did not belong on that show at all.

It was fine But it's just like You can't I love all the racist You're too serious Dude He's been racist roles Before throughout time

And it's so funny here You have to say the Edward Over and over again Yeah Yeah Yeah well Dude Chevy Chase's dad I think he reminded me of him

Was it you? Oh I don't know Was it you Because I Ivory wig Yeah his ivory wig He's so racist So it wasn't

I guess I think he was Shebby Chase is real bad No No no No No No

What's his name In the show again I forgot It doesn't matter. Pierce. Pierce. Yeah, Pierce's dad. And someone reminded of that me,

someone reminded me of that recently. You look mighty Anglo-Saxon. That is so fucking, if it was, I swear I thought it was you, but like. And then John Cross Casasito was his other son. That shit is so, that show is so fucking funny, dude. It is. It's a great show. It's so much better than I could have imagined fucking.

There's my, like, an episode I always put, like, there's scenes from this one episode that I always put on. It's the one where they're like trying to It's the Jeff face a conspiracy class Oh my God, yeah Have you seen that one? I'm sure I just don't remember There's a fake professor professor's in

Yeah Who like teaches fucking conspiracy And he's not real And then it ends with everybody Like pretending to kill each other with fake guns And the dean's having a mental That show is great man It's a fucking excellent show

I always go a long time without watching it But like I haven't seen it I haven't seen it since season six dropped That was a while ago That was a while ago I think I watched it during the pandemic I went to show twice Yeah

He's twice I definitely gotta watch it again Yeah Yeah for sure There are moments of that show That live completely rent free in my head Yeah fucking Chang has fucking the drow In the blackface

That shit killed They banned that episode too Which is so annoying What? Yeah there were Yeah a lot of streaming services We're banning Blaning

They were planning black blaze They were banning blackface I can't fuck of myself Banting blackface Like say there was the lethal weapon five for example Oh yeah Always sunny Yeah dude that episode is crazy

That's kind of That episode is so fucking crazy dude But this is what I mean This is this is kind of a distinction Distinguishing point Right yeah That's what are you banning these episodes for Bullshit

It's fucking insane Completely bullshit The entire premise Is that it's a It's bad Right It's stupid That's what's so fucking

Abtuce about It's like they completely missed the point and it's when those anti shdw anti-woke people those are the when the clocks are right twice a day

when they when those guys talk about shit like that and normal people hear it they think they're normal if you know what I mean that's a normal opinion because that's a normal thing it's like a it's a weird opinion to look at an episode like that and be like well that shouldn't exist yeah I don't get it yeah and that's the thing

like those people get a lot of cloud after a while because they let me touch tips again but uh Yeah, we We, uh, it's one of those things to where They get a lot of clout because

Normal people see those parts of their content And they think like, oh yeah, they're just on the service. They're fine. That's what's happening with Matt Walsh right now. Oh, yeah, yeah. Like he had that one am I a racist in a theater and there's a lot of normal people that don't know how fucking insane Matt Walsh is Yeah, they did see him trying to do this like satirical thing and make these people look crazy or whatever I saw somebody break it down it it's oh is that guy who's like a drawn

Yeah I watched that video So soy something So soy something Soy pill or something Yeah something like that I was a good video I thought like just

randomly showed up And recommend Because that was exactly like I was trying to like Because I saw that movie And I was like That wasn't bad But also like that wasn't

It like missed the mark Yeah And I couldn't exactly I didn't know Exactly why Until he put it like Oh yeah Like he's trying to do Borat

He's not He's failing at doing Borat really Which is like Bro just lean into it Like I was saying He's too reserved And he already looks like a

He brought it up in the video But like he already looks like a hipster liberal as is 100% Like Matt Walsh If you've seen him He's fucking wooly weird He looks 1,000% like a hipster Like he just needs to wear like a flannel

And they're like Oh that guy hangs out the fucking He'll never go to Starbucks He goes to the local copy shop Yeah He goes to like the farmer's market Yeah yeah yeah He goes to Joe Beans

Yeah Joe Beans Best coffee And gets the stupid house special He literally has problem guys You know that thing that people? You remember problem glasses? What a problem glass? I was like the stereotype of like any like woke person back in the day.

Yeah. Of like they would just have the big fucking thick lenses because they were just hipster nerds trying to seem, you know. So check this out. Me and Jody were just laughing about this the other day. Because of course we were talking about Matt Walsh the other day. And I just, I can't get over the photo op. Like the gayest fucking like you can't tell me that this is a gay man. That is a gay man with a empty.

clean tackle box. This niggas never fished in his life. You can tell me this guy with the most fashionable weird because this is actually fashionable. Like a gay man, I look like a gay man looks good. Like it's a very short,

you can't even button it really. It's too small to button. Yeah. So that's a fashion choice. The short sleeves choice. Kind of good boots. I was just like, this is an extremely homosexual male.

I have never seen a straight man coordinate his dressing that much unless he was going out on a date or like going to a formal event well it was a date i mean i guess it was he was plowing this cameraman anyway just giving by another question i'm sure he butt-fucked his cameraman it should be noted have you guys seen the overall no i guess not yeah sorry the yes king memes yes king yeah no they're memes where people are doing like violently dunking their food in like sauces and like dipping their food in various sauces. But it's the audio of a gay porn of two black guys fucking. It's such a brutal sound.

What? It is insane. I found it on TikTok somehow. On TikTok. It's such a brutal. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Probably. Probably. But like it's so brutal. All right, man. It sounds terrible. I'm going to pull it up while you got. Look at the questions. I hope not.

I'm going to know. It's so brutal. It's. How do you know it's a black on black? Like, how do you know? They both say nigger a lot. How do you know? I'd assume.

I'd assume. I ask you again. Yeah, yeah. I'd assume. Yeah, you assume. It's assumption, absolutely. You assume this is ethically sourced. That is very, because like,

do the porn industry is like the only industry that can just be openly racist. Yeah. It's kind of, it's kind of crazy. Okay. It's terrible. There's so. I'm going to move on to the next fucking question. All right, go ahead.

I got one more, but later. Derek's allergic to eggs, but not sperm, curious. We tried earlier. We went to like a... How funny is that? Yeah, that's weird. This is the first time I think anybody's written in about that, too. Yeah, it is.

But we literally like, Cosweeney was an hour late as per usual. Yeah. As per usual. Yeah. On average. I think it's a fair average. I called him 15 minutes after we were set to record. And he was like,

Hey, what's up? And I was like, what are you? And I said, I was in a blur. I was in a blur. I said, what do you mean? And he said, what do you mean? I was just silent for a little bit because I thought maybe I was going bad.

As Derek and I met up on exactly on the same time on a day that just happened to be wrong for the both of us. Yeah, yeah. But like, maybe it's not Wednesday. I could have tried to play that a little harder. I'm like, dude, what is this fucking Sunday morning? Well, I checked immediately. I checked my phone. What do you want?

Stop bothering me. But so we figured we had time. So we stopped by this breakfast restaurant. Yeah. And he got his egg sandwich. Yeah, I'm going to test it. Yeah. And guess what happened?

What? Started bleeding out of his colon right in front of me. Yeah, instantane. How did you know was the colon? Blood would have to be coming out. No, I told him. It was, I can just tell. This is my colon.

I was like, oh, my colon. Blood is more orange. Yeah. I was like, oh, I had a tie to a knot so it stopped bleeding, you know? Thank God I had to went to clown college because otherwise I wouldn't know how to do it, you know?

Thank God I, thank you. I got like, thank God I pass with a C at clown college. Imagine barely passing clown college? The fuck I had a stupid retard math. You got to know a car. I feel like clownery's not easy. I feel like clownery's not easy.

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I don't even know what you Flour water Flower water Times balloon Times They're just all They're just all The fucking bug band

For bed and black Sugar flower Water Water Water Imagine a bunch of him And a clown Oh my God

A bunch of motherfucking Aliens That are giant roaches Apple pie I'm gonna be Kingpin someday Oh Gargling

Oh man It's me king Anyway, clown college It's pretty cool Flower Kingpin What's the question? I don't know I don't think we got to it at all

I don't eat me I don't think we did This is bad Oh because it was the egg thing Because I'm high also Yeah the eggs fuck me up Still unfortunately I'm pissed off

Yeah yeah Anyway I really want to eat eggs again Anyway That name was not the question Yeah, right. But he wrote in, I'm not going to say it again. Right.

If it isn't the three musca queers. Cool. I had to burp. We got stuck. I recently remembered a game from when I was younger called Legendary for the 360 and PS3 about Pandora's box opening in New York City and a bunch of griffons and mythical beasts flying about it. It was a great. concept, but the gameplay was atrocious. My question to you guys is this. What's a game

that had an amazing concept but shit the bed on delivery? Stay gay. First of all, I want to give you props for mentioning this because when the second you said legendary for the 360, I knew exactly what he was talking about. Because it's such a weird, I remember it very vividly, but it was such a nothing game

no one gave a shit. I can't. I know it because it had a demo as a lot of games did back then, and that was how I played a lot of games because I just didn't have money. Yeah. So like I would play demos of things that I would not otherwise play and that was one of them where it's like legendary what the fuck is this it was like time shift was another one of those games or I'm just like yeah or darkest of days oh my god I remember that there were a lot of weird like PS3 games

that like just came to demos around like I guess I'll play it because it's free I think there was a lot I think this question there's a lot of games in this category yeah like yeah there's a lot of games where I remember thinking, man, this could have been so good. I think True Crime was one of those games. Oh, interesting. It, like, had, I was like, I like the idea of being some super cop, but then it just didn't go anywhere else. Yeah. So I was like, this is stupid. What else do I do?

You know, you what comes to mind? I don't even know if this is true because my memories of this game are so fragmented and so, like, they're not vivid at all. Yeah. But I remember really liking for some reason. For some reason, my aunt had, she also had. had an Xbox. I don't know why. She played video games, but like not really to the degree that like investing in a new

machine at the time would be, would make sense. I'm just like, you're, whatever. She had an Xbox and she had this game. It was Dark Angel. She had Dark Angel. Do you know that game? Yeah. Do you know what that is also?

It's like based on a show. I watched that show. I had no concept that was a show that. Was that the show that Jessica Alba? Yeah. And freaking, um, I don't know, crippled guy or something. I think there's a crippled guy or something. Christopher Reeve?

Not him. Jensen, Jackson, Jensen,ackles in it too. Yeah. Yeah. So, speaking of a cripple, let me just bring this up real quick.

Okay. I started, I was hanging out with Lyle the other day. And he said, he was talking to me about these things that were going on on his Instagram feed. And he talked, he talked to me about,

yeah, I've just been browsing the Paralympics on Instagram. And there's a video of a man with no arms and one leg, but it's like a really tiny leg. No, no. And he's swimming. He's in a swimming competition. That's so.

And he's amazing. Hold it in. It's crazy when that shit happens. He's the fastest thing I've ever seen. Well, of, he's fast for the parallel. For having. Hold it in. Hold it in, Kingston.

You want to see it? Hold the line. Hold the line. Hold the line. Hold it in. Hold it in. You are stronger than that's Kingston. Well, you want to see it?

Hold it. Be like Captain Kirahey in Mass Effect. Hold the line I'm good I can enter Okay you got it You held it I swallowed it

I feel it in my hand But you can't hold is that fucking Ugh He's so serious I don't like this He's so fast He squashed his head with one He looks so

Oh my God Oh wow Isn't that crazy I can't I can't So I can't I can't

I know that, like, I have, I don't like breaking the rule of showing videos, but it's just, it's literally just the Paralympics Instagram. Paralympic moments of the year, 20, it says number 12. Get that away from me. It's amazing. Get that away for me. I've ever played Odd World Munch's Odyssey. Dude, stop. Do you know Munch from Munch's Odyssey?

Yeah. Everyone knows Munch from Munch's Odyssey. The iconic Munch from Munch's Odyssey. Anyway, look up that video of the Paralympic swimmer guy and then look at a picture of Munch from Munch's Odyssey.

And I think I think You're right there? He's trying to power down. I want you to do me favorite. Look him up. I'm trying to look for this guy. Oh, is this him?

Oh, no. When you look up much Outworld, please And look it up distracted Oh my God, he's crying He's crying! What the fuck is happening? And look, look, I know this is, look I know we're making fun

I'm not making fun It's not like I'm not happy I respect it's just a funny It's a funny image to see him in With like a tiny leg Swim really quickly through a pool I will say this 100% I respect the fact that he's able to do that

With no it's amazing that he's in. He's actually amazingly impressive. Of course, there's nothing. No, absolutely. He's heroic. You can't look at, you can do both things. You can have respect for what he's doing and also acknowledge that that show looks funny.

I mean, like, you can't acknowledge. Well, you definitely do. That's why you had to leak out of your eyes to, you had to purge. I was so touched by it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, no. No. No. No. That's funny. He's got the same little leg Oh man, where's that wheelchair rapper

guy that I respect? Oh man, I really wanted you guys to see this amazing dude. Cripple? This guy, it's... Anyway, legendary from the 360s is an interesting one. Handicap rapper drill, so here's a drill. I can't hear those. What the hell is this?

I can't do this. No, this is. I don't want to hear it. That's not funny. I can't even laugh at that. That's not funny. And shame on you for laughing at it. I follow him.

He's dope. Oh my God. I follow him. I'm for real crying right now. Oh my goodness. I have not felt this level of rep... This guy's dope. I like him.

Oh, can we... It's not funny. Can we continue? Whoa, motherfucker. Anyway, so yeah, Legendary for the Three, Obscure games. I remember another one. I played so many

obscure like Eat lead Did you ever play eat lead? I heard of it Was like bullets on his case? Yeah, yeah Bullet shells on a case Yeah, it was

It was like a parody game It was like airplane almost But for video games There was like a Final Fantasy boss Who only spoke in like Textboxes and ellipsis And he'd be like Why are you talking to the ellipsis?

What the fuck is going? It's Will Arnette He's like the voice of the guy in it But like it was just some satire game That's a game I play. Self-actor Psychokinetic Wars. Whoa.

Fucking random shit. Fracture. Fracture. Tractor. Too human. I want... Dark void. I was saying darkness.

Darkness. Yeah, the darkness. I like that one, actually. I believe in a thing called love. Yeah. I believe in anything called love. Come back. But I think, but I think, yeah, a game that had an amazing concept, but shit the bad at delivery.

Anthem. I think I wouldn't even say I think Anthem could have been fucking great if it wasn't some gay life service shit like if they made it

real like fucking just RPG where they took the time so it's like okay we're gonna flesh out these characters we're gonna flesh out concepts because like when I actually started so I tried playing it one time

and basically some of the things that I thought I was gonna have problems with I didn't because I guess they thought of some things are like all right how are you going to like what is the point

of being on the ground who you can fly all the time well there are reasons you need to be there there are certain things you need to do and there's certain people you need to kill and so you can't just

like fuck off and type of thing because I thought like oh if things get too hot can I advance and they're like well no you fucking can't obviously so I was like all right

and then I was I was having some fun with some of the I was just like damn it's like entirely competent imagine if they just were like put this aside

we're going to develop this and like cook it like longer and take the life service aspect out of it because it's like guys I know you want life service money I know you want a looter shooter money but it ain't gonna work for you BioWare people don't buy your games for that like they don't like those BioWare people don't fucking play looters

that's not why people buy your wares help oh you know it's a dude that I can't I never know if I say this right but Star Wars Masters the Tarrick... Messrs of Tarras Kassai Teres Kassi

Tera Kasi? I literally have no idea I still to this day I don't know how to pronounce that. The Star Wars game? Yeah, the Star Wars fighting game The PS1 fucking fighter game Oh I remember that one I remember that one okay The if that game could have been good Like the concept of that was really cool

But it just was so shitty and clunky The idea of that is so fucking like why It's just a fun There's so many ideas you can just put in thing Like do you have IPs Just put your IP in game make game decent. I think, yeah, I think just...

That's it. Because I like the idea of, like, iconic games. It's kind of like why, like, uh, brawlers, like, got so popular because the concept of these games that normally in fighting games is like, okay, let's, let's make them all fight and shit. That's kind of cool. Uh, so I even that game, uh, air geese or energy, whatever, is that, you know, uh, all of those Square Enix, uh, oh, fucking cloud and all those motherfuckers fighting each other.

Like, that game, I played that on Sega CD. No, Sega Saturn, sorry. I played that on Sega Saturn. And I was like, man, this could have been good. Some people still like it. I think that shit fucking sucked. Yeah. But it was cool, like putting all those stupid gay, like, JRP characters and, like, they were fighting together.

They had a, Sega Saturn had another game like that, too. It was called something mixed. I can't remember. There are so many obscure fighters that I played because I was obsessed with fighting games back in the day. Yeah, there's a lot of games that, like, I think. Yeah. There's a lot of games that I think are still good, but, like, I would love to see, given, like, a proper budget.

You know, like, I would love to see, like, a proper destroy all humans with, like, modern tech and stuff. I would love to see, I think a lot of pandemic games, actually. Now I think about it, like, that studio made so many. Like, Lord of the Rings conquest was so cool, man. Dude, if they bring games back, oh, my God, dude. A battlefield? Oh, my God.

That was Lord of the Rings. It's so cool. It would be fucking, I feel like, the weird thing is I feel like there's a lot of people that would love to do that, but Wonder Bros. are probably just like, eh. Because like, if you look at a lot of these games on like, uh, Mountain Blade and shit like that.

Now, people, I'll imagine Mountain Blade, but it was fucking Lord of the Rings. Because like there's, it's just a bunch of, like people, huge field,

people fucking around doing like cool shit, warring, fucking around with your homies. But you have to have such a high, you have to have a high standard to work on Lord of the Rings. Yeah. That's why we got Ghalm. That's the thing that's so weird.

Like, how are they allowed to do that? I really have no idea. That shit is, insane. Yeah. I think they own the rights to it. I think the company that,

I think some weird company owns the rights to Lord of the Rings. They were like Ice Windale. They made that fucking game, the new game that was so dog shit. And it's like, this indie game is so bad. And then Larian follows up and makes Baldersgate 3 and its company's probably like,

we're going to kill ourselves. Yeah. We're going to kill them. Look, Balders Gate 3 is such, it's such a, it's such a good tragedy, if you think about it.

Because now the bar is so high, it's like, for RPGs in general. For us now. It's how I felt about watching Nocturn. The bar is too high to where I know Nocturn's not a bad show at all, at all. It's weaker. It is weaker.

It's unfortunately weaker. That's why. It's still a good show. It's still fun to watch 100%. It's not bad at all. These are genuinely nitpicks. It's not. It's literally a nitpick.

And because of how good the original, I'm trying to nitpick the original series. I can't. Season three is probably the only one. Season three and four are weaker. But season one and two are perfect. Season three, I think, is the worst one. And it's still good. I feel like it's that, that, so that has to happen by default.

Like, because you're never, like, the idea of having all, like, seasons be equally as good as each other. It's possible. That's never even, it's never, I can't think of a show that's gotten better progressively. Yeah. Each season. There is definitely some, like, seasons. Breaking Bad's the only show, maybe. Peaks and valleys, right?

Yeah. And even I would argue that the last season of Breaking Bad is, like, as good as the previous one. What does this show that gets better every time every season? I don't think it's so hard, man, because, like, how do you, how do you recreate the magic that you already made? And you can't do it. Especially since it's already been made. So now it needs to be just as good or better.

Like, you can't have it. The first season of a show is never the best season of a show. Maybe Avatar, Last Airbender. That's probably the only series, like I said, it gets better, genuinely the longer it goes through. And so? I feel like it's as, I feel like it's the same the whole time. No, I feel like season three is, well, it's also rushed, but it's really good. Maybe I have to actually watch it.

It's really good. I still haven't watched it. I tried watching it. You know what's crazy? It's even good now. Like, I don't know. You're probably watching it, but this is a good show.

I, so I, there was a little, I have to just, I have to, the way that I walked Fallout, I have to do the same thing. I have to prepare myself correctly. I kind of like, I watch,

it's funny to say that, but I watched Fallout like incorrectly at first, where I was really, I was nitpicking in the way that I, oh, now I'm not, like, I don't feel the same way that I do

because I was like being way too critical on the, the stupid, it bothers me a teeny bit still, but I just always, Hypnipics of the show. It's more of just like, I know if we were all sitting in a room, we can dissect that script and be like all the same outcomes to happen. Let's just make the journey make a little bit more sense.

And I think it would just be an enjoyable show overall. But really, I think somebody would dunk me on the head and be like, chill out. It's fallout. And that's kind of like where I was like, yeah, you're right. I need to chill out on this. It's fallout. Who cares? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Having a great season one is a curse. Having a major one is a curse, dude. It's not, it's... Like, Seinfeld's first season is terrible. Always Sunny's first season is kind of like it's... It's not, it's extremely weak, though.

It's weaker, but it's not as strong as, like, season four or five. It's extremely weak. It doesn't even have... Frank doesn't even show up until a little while, too. Yeah, Frank is... No, no. No, not three, I think two. I think two.

I think it was three. I thought it was two. I mean, you could be right. I can't even say. Yeah, I'm not sure, but I don't. I'm not standing on it. It takes a minute. It's not right away.

Because he saw the show first. He's like, I want to be a part of that. Which is fucking awesome. It's hilarious. Imagine you're an iconic fucking actor. I want to be on that bullshit. That's crazy.

Because I feel like that's like our level stuff. But if I felt it almost, it's not as crazy. But like imagine Daniel Day Lewis wanting to be on a fucking comedy show. Yeah. A situational comedy show. Imagine Hideo Kojima coming on this show. how did you find us

I'm a really big fan of Sweeney I'm like You specifically I look through my follows on Twitter And he's been following me for years And he's like Why isn't he following me back Is he like where's the follow back

Why is he so judgmental Why are you thinking So much Why are there so many racist white people You know what's crazy About him is that like I know for that I saw you mention that the other day It's insane

What are you talking about? The amount of fucking Right wing crazy niggas But are they actually following? Do you see them? No, I check follow and I'm like Why are you following me? I always do it.

So I sometimes I'll put it on Twitter just like even sometimes it'll be like a A milk toast kind of like normal opinion that people be bent out of shape over. Yeah. Like how I said, you got tweeted recently about people, if you're raising kids right now, you should really pay attention to teaching them how to avoid creating intense parisocial relationships with.

not only figures but politicians I don't think people were like aware of that when we were younger Yeah I agree with that And in the same way so like I think it could be worth it To just pay attention to that

Because there's a lot of people just out there Just fucking weird About this stuff Very reasonable things like yeah And so people were freaking out about that But every time But like sometimes I'll go aggressive I'll be like you know

I'll tweet something aggressively like left Just to see like Who's gonna respond to this And take umbrage with it how are they going to do it and are they following me? And usually if people disagree with me, but they're like normal about it, I'll leave them.

But like if ever as you like just bad faith shit, I always go to the accountant and it's like following you. It's like why? Why? And I just, I block them and then I unblock them. You know, and some of them follow again.

That's what's so funny. I swear to God. Let's go. I want to call this dude out, but I feel like it's not right because I feel like our fans are just going to lampoon him. But there's one guy. I've posted three things that are very,

like very liberal, sort of sensible things, I'd assume. I'm not being like... Well, sensible to reasonable people, yeah. But like, and he was like, he fucking, he's like, oh, you're so fucking, you don't understand this. I'm like, all right, cool, I go. I didn't even comment. I'm going to follow him.

I'm going to soft block him, come back. The next day, I post something. He followed me again. I'm like, blood. It must have been some glitch. Yeah, yeah. It's like, brother. I've seen a couple of those.

Like, some people come back and I'm like, bro. Take the hint, man. I don't like blocking people because I just don't see the planet. I literally told people leave. Like, please go, like leave. Yeah, like you're free, man. I'm not making you stay here. You're all, you're welcome to go.

To me, it's not even like, to me, to me it's, to me it's, to me it's the bad faith stuff. You know what I mean? Like, that's kind of to me. It's like, I don't disagree with me. But like, don't disagree with me on bad faith. Yeah. That's the shit I can't stand. The thing is that this is where I really can't deal with it.

I'm tweeting, I'm tweeting things that are sent. They're not even extreme left things. They're just like, oh, preserving people's lives. I'm not even going. into my whole like pro transness pro like all any of that shit it's just like simple shit about like oh people's rights like oh that's unfair oh this should

I'm telling you milk toast yeah milk toast like what you said about parasitial relationships and I'm like what is wrong with that? Yeah they were like he doesn't have any kids I'm like what okay what does that fall

it just says it was like if somebody without kids told you not to eat your children you don't fucking know you should you you know it's just such a self evidently obvious thing to I don't know it's weird It's one of those things that people, look, I think I just told everybody who had a problem with that to kill themselves. I think I said something like, that's what needs to be happening.

You need to be able to tag the next soul in, I think I said. There's, uh, so Elon must does the, the Seekhow. And all I said was the next fourers are going to be so stupid. Yeah. That's it. That's literally all I said. Which is never not, which is never a bad prediction to me. Right. It's not even like a, it's not even a commentary. It's just like this, this situation is so stupid.

Like this is going to So it's not even just the situation It's everything Yeah But just think about it in like The context of like Let's say you are at Elon Musk fan Like I think you would almost agree

That this situation is stupid too Like you're like this It's such a fucking This is such a mess It's such a neutral statement Yeah And so that's what I was like I think it's just it's kind of objective

This is gonna be a bunch of dumb bullshit This entire anyway This guy said this This is what he gathered From me just saying The next four years He's gonna be stupid He said, are you really just going to assume that he would do a Nazi salute?

Not going to think for two seconds that maybe it could be somehow misrepresentation of reality. That may be the media skews things. No, cool, cool. And I like how you're like completely like, like, derailing. Yeah, they get so serious. No, no, no, no. It's the same kind. I mean, it's, I like how I like, I'm doing, I'm doing a thing right now.

And he's like, oh, no, don't listen here. Me, me. Me. This is the side of you. It's me time. But it's the same kind of argument where people are just like, where are, where's your brain at? Where's your mind at? That you'd rather be more upset by me.

Yeah. Than just fucking go do something you enjoy. That is just, well, it's not just to me, it's just like, people can't read, man. Oh no, people can't read. People can not understand what they read. That's ultimately what reading is. I guess that you're reading. You know what I mean?

Anybody could just like, duck. Yeah. That's not even reading. to me. That's like, that's a symbol associated. I can read. I can. That's what reading is, but yeah, I agree. I think reading is understanding what you're, anybody could read words. But if you're reading words and not understanding you're not really reading them. If you want to really be

nitpicky, reading comprehension. Sure, yeah, it's reading comprehension, but dude, like, I, I think, because when I said, I think I said about that thing that I was talking about earlier, but like just parasocial relationships and stuff. And then I said, like, listen, if, with all due respect, I said this, if you find this offensive, please just take yourself out. Like, you've got to be gone

like it's over, game over, you're cooked you know, type of ex-solid. And somebody was like, do you realize some of your fans might have fair social relationships with you? You're basically telling them to kill themselves. Sure. And it's like, that's not basically how the sentence works. Yeah. And I said, like, listen, with all due respect,

like, this is not how sentences work. I'm talking specifically to people who find that I'm saying this offensive. if you find it offensive that I'm saying like, oh, teach your kids not to have parasocial relationships, that's offensive to you. You should die.

Yeah. Because like you're out, man. It's going to get much worse for you. If that's like, if that's something that shakes you to your core. It's, and then he said,

oh, yeah, my bad. And I'm just like, are there, the fact that I even got that was amazing. I see that every once in a while where someone actually does say like,

oops, I misread that. But it just, it's not good for me because it just vindicates, it just digs me deeper into knowing how, how right I am.

Yeah, which is not good. I don't need that at all. What makes it so, do they give those tests? I remember in school when I was in school, at least. I don't know, a fucking different time, I guess. 50 years ago. 57 years ago. I've aged fairly decently.

Yeah, it looked pretty good, man. They would give tests during the year to see where your understanding is of things. Not like the, not like the, not like the, uh... Yeah, and if you failed, they would pants you and throw you on a well. They'd have a horse kicking your dick 13 times. Angry ass horse, too. The school horse. I think.

I think people, it was why people would get held back, right? That was how, I think people still get held back, right? You have to be fucked. You got to be. You got to be. You got to be a concept of what we didn't see in school, probably. Yeah. That kind of stupid.

Those people, I don't know, to drink, glue off the floor and died before they got to ninth grade. But like, I feel like you really have to try to, you have to almost be like a, like an evil criminal we got held back. I forgot what they were called the Regents, not the region's exams. I don't know if you guys had these over here. Regions is East Coast. Yeah. But we had, they had like ACT or something here.

Yeah. But not even though. It's like a test you would get like, okay, this is your school year starts. To try to see where you know, your, your, your level is when they're going to promote you. They would have you go to things and they did everything where like a reading, math comprehension. Yeah. Just all the. There's comprehension test.

I was going to have comprehension tests. Sure. I don't. Do they not do that anymore? I wouldn't know. Because if. Probably not. If that's the case.

explains a lot of what's going on. I feel like there's a, what would you call it, a symbiotic relationship going on to where the schools want to pass more people because they get more funding. And if you want to get a little bit more conspiratorial, what I talk about like the symbiosis or whatever, is like the quote-unquote powers that be,

just the oligarchs, people that are really trying to run shit, they count on people to be stupid as fuck. Of course, yeah. So it's extremely beneficial to, you know, you take money and fund the people that are passing the moats, which usually means making shit way more dumb down. So it's like, oh,

this school seems like it's doing great, but literally the bar is so fucking low. Of course they're doing great. So they get money and stuff. Everything seems great. And they're just putting more like Carlin would say, obedient workers into the system. Because it's like,

imagine if everybody was like, it's just regular people on the level. Yeah. Because then it's like, oh. Just regular people just murdering in their free time. government efficiency ran by some fucking South

African Nazi They got rid of it back too Because he's proud as fuck And he said it was a mutual split Like shut up Brownie That is crazy You stupid I don't believe that for a

Poon job Shut the fuck up That's crazy he is though You know exactly You know exactly That's why he's gone They're like oh That's why he's in America

That's why he's in America Not to be disrespectful Come on I wouldn't vote for you Because you're brown And he's like That's fair All right. That's fair.

You're like that. That's fair is a crazy response because that is like one of the most unfair things I've ever heard. It's completely a call for. It's like it's almost like racism. That's just that is just interpersonal racism. But it's also literally like on its basic level and no there's it's not even more complex than it is. Exactly. And how unfair it is.

It's like the most obvious. It's so funny. That's fair. racism that would say 10 let's just say 15, 20 years ago your career would be finished if anyone said anything like that. If you told a brown person on fucking the news,

I'm not voting because you're brown like you're a dirty, smelly Indian and your street food sucks. And then... You got a shit on your hands and it's serve food. And then you would never see the light of day. But now it's like, it's literally,

If you go online, it's based. Yeah, that's fair. Yeah, it's what happened? It's like, wow, she's, uh, Megan Kelly's based. What happened is this, right? She made a good point about me being brown. A lot of, a lot of people started calling,

all right? I would start calling everything under the sun racist, right? Yeah. There's plenty of racism, but people started calling things that were not necessarily racist, right? And what happened is that dumb people. The black face episodes of, uh, community for example. That's what happened.

Dumb people started calling people that were not racist. It's a little ignorant, racist, right? Now what happened is real racist, niggas started showing up, right? And the word racist had less meaning. Yeah. And then what happens is...

It's the cry wolf situation. Yeah. We know this. Yeah. We know this. And then now there are straight up bigots in power. And it's like...

Yeah, but everyone's... I'm racist too, I guess, because I caught people with the N-word in my private time. And it's like, yeah, kind of. Yeah. Yeah. Look, here's the thing.

Here's the thing about that whole... Yeah. The whole... The whole... The whole thing for me was it like... The last time I defended somebody for doing a a hile, because I assumed it was a joke. I was wrong.

So I'm just not going to make that mistake again. Yeah, who was that? Richard Spencer. Who? Richard Spencer back in the back, you remember when he gave that speech? He didn't do it. It was his audience people.

So that guy stood up right. So a couple. There's like two or three people stood up. So he said, he said hail victory. He might have said hail Trump or something. He'll. He'll,

victory. I remember him saying hail victory. Hell victory. Because that's like straight up like a Roman token from. Basically here's the thing that pisses me off about the people keep saying it's the Roman salute. I'm like, let's unpack that. The Roman salute came from Italy. Fascist Italy was using the Roman

sleut and then fucking the Germans stole it. Like you want to try again? Cunct? The same thing. You want to try again? Fascist Italy is fascist Germany. Literally there would be no fascist Germany without fascist Italy. They literally are inspired by it. So anyway, yeah, I made the mistake too because I 100% thought it was a troll.

I just didn't understand the outright at that time. Yeah, no, me neither. Didn't understand it. I mean, why would you? Because they were lying. They were infiltrating and saying we're just an alternate version of the right. And then it turns out, oh, wait, no, we're extreme racist. And I'm like, oh, whoops. Yeah. Well, okay.

Well, now we know. Plot twist. Plot twist. That's why I was like with Elon's like, hey, man. Just believe your eyes. Yeah. So Christian have been saved by liquid, majid, lacy green from, and then it just cuts off. Liquid, Majin Lacey Green.

That is such a character. That's so OPE, man. That's scary. Is it her sister, but Majin? I don't know. It's her sister, twin sister. Her twin sister that had the better traits But thought they had the worst traits

Majin Yes I don't know what I don't know Well the liquid Well you don't know That's how liquid wear you I thought you I thought you

You love to don't you No I literally lost track of the conversation Because I was reading the question Oh okay You should see if she Reach out so we can find out about our sister Yeah let's see if she's a majean twin out there Yeah

Maybe Liquid Lacey Green sea lace Amazing It's green sea lace Whoa is this whose light is it anyway That was why

You would have had the whole crowd Fucking clapping Two billion points You win You win You win All right So this person wrote in

I'm not gonna read the name again Because it was long In the most recent episode You guys talk about how You guys bet they laugh at your flaccid penises In surgery I work in an OR of a major hospital And I can say for certain

that we in fact do make fun of your penis Like actually we once had a patient with a cox so hairy We nicknamed him Chubaca And made a joke about him sounding as such when he busts Like he wrote as such This guy is a fan of this podcast I love that we have somebody in surgery The idea of like our show blasting over an unconscious fucking dude

Respectable people in respectable fields Listen to this bullshit warms my heart Waking up in surgery Like you kind of moment when you're kind of coming around you just hear me saying you enter it and you're like, what? Am I at hell? That's your first question.

Oh, I'm definitely, I'm seeing me a hair that way from the sky. Oh, it's definitely. It's definitely, it wouldn't be that like, oh,

that's probably that podcast that I listen to all the time. Yeah. I must be in hell. Yeah, you're definitely at hell. Yeah, I get messages from people who I'm like surprised

where they're like, yeah, man, I watch your show all the time and I work here. I work in the fucking, there's, there's people.

But I know at one point, I know for sure. There were people listening to our show from like, like FBI. I know one person. I don't know if I like that. I know one person else is our podcast. They're not a serious person. That is what do they do? They work for Secretary of Defense.

I know that. And I'm like, what are you doing? You better. You better pay attention. Are they belly flopping on the fucking codes? Like they're hitting all the launch buttons? I know that they are someone that does not agree with. lot of stuff that happens there, but they have a job.

That is the crazy thing to maintain, man. That's a hard thing to, I want that gift to be able to ignore it. Because I said then it would allow us to like grift because it's the same kind of, it's the same principle. You suppress your principles. This is a job. I'm going to do my job. I have a good career.

And I want to be able to do that too. I want to be able to be like, I feel like I'm starting to when I, I know I mentioned this already when I felt cathartic watching Isaac kill those people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like I'm starting to, it's starting to creep in me. It is. And I'm like, let's go. There's a darkness growing in me that I don't like.

And it's not a penis. It's like I'm starting. It's like for the first time I'm finally. It's not a penis. For the first time, I feel like I'm starting to understand slip-not lyrics. Yeah. Like I get them. Like, I'm like, at first I'm always like, it's gay, but it sounds heavy.

I like it, you know? All the lyrics are for like 13-year-old kids, a stupid shit. But now I'm like, I feel the hate rise up in me near down. Like, now I'm like, yeah. on with black mascara and a bearer. So many rides against. Negadaric. Just like catharsis.

Negadiric. Megar Derek. I think I've watched it a hundred times over this. I keep showing it to Lily. He's like he's definitely saying to him. I'm like no, I hear mega. It's,

I hear Megger. I wish I was hearing it. I don't. I don't hear it. This is like almost. The dress. The dress. Yeah.

I was about to say the dress. Like is it blue or black or fucking white and gold? That was insane though That was crazy People got out of hand People got upset The dress was really blue and black Wasn't it?

It was blue And I remember at one point I saw it as blue and black And then I saw it As white and gold But I understood like Oh that looks white and gold Because it is black and blue

And that's what the light is doing I saw them both at one point Like I looked away And I looked back and I was like Oh I see it I mainly saw white and gold I mainly saw the blue Every time I saw white and gold

I'm pretty sure And I was like I mean somebody was like Oh, it could be the light. And I was like, oh, okay, cool. Yeah, that's one thing. I understood the trick. Oh, yeah.

That's how sensible people are. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, it might be the light that's fucking with it. The thing that was annoying was, yeah, people sticking on that shit where I'm like, have you never seen the experiment of just watching people? You know how, like, deaf people, why they read lips? Because of how important that shit is. I don't know people at all.

Yeah, well, actually, I knew a couple. Like the water wet thing? But like, it's like the, say bar and far. Water wet. If you literally split the screen, right, the people saying bar and far at the same time, whichever you're looking at is what you're going to. hear. So it's like you look at the person saying bar, you're going to hear it. Then you look at the person saying far, you're going to hear far. It's like, that's all the brain works.

And so it's the same with the dress where I'm like, guys, this isn't a big fucking fucking deal. Like, we all know about optical illusions. This is like fucking 17th century shit. He's talking about mirages. Marrages. Marrages aren't really fucking retard bitch. I'm talking about like, say the, uh, you know, you have the cage on one side and the bird on one side and you spin it and looks like the birds in the cage. Yeah, that's not a mirage. Wait, that's real. Stupid. I saw somebody filling up a glass of water with a picture like on the side of it

and then it was facing the other direction when the water glass is filled. And I was like, I don't know how that works. Actually, what's the thing when the car is driving, the wheels and leave it was spinning backwards? Matthew Broverick. Yeah, that's it. It's called the Mathu Brogh effect. Yeah.

When your car spins out and you kill people. It's a Matthew Broder. It's called pulling a Matthew Broder. That's Matthew Broder. Caitlin Jenner. You read the question. I was going to say, I do love the fact that we have, like, fucking people in,

in operating rooms. Oh, right, right, right. That's awesome. And they laugh at small penises and hairy penises. I love that. I mean, I figured that's what they're, I mean,

like, why wouldn't they be, like, you know, you gotta find some semblance of joy. It's like the person that found Kobe's body and took pictures and distributed it. Like,

that's like. That's insane. Yeah, that's like, there's, there's, there's some people who were supposed to be, so unfortunately, unfortunately,

, most people didn't get to see it, but some people saw it. Some people saw it that weren't supposed to see it. That's crazy. I don't think it made it to the internet because we would have found it by now. But I think this person sent it to other people that weren't stupid enough to post it online,

but it got out because they're people at the end of the day. Yeah, they're going to be able to look at this. This is why I can't ultimately believe in conspiracies. You know what I mean? Like really like crazy like off the wall ones? I think pre-internet, pre-internet may be not anymore. I think even less so. They're going home and telling everyone.

They're going to the bar and like, oh, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny Seed, whatever the fuck their name is. I saw the devil. It was insane. I literally saw the devil. They tried to, they tried to assassinate Vidal Castro like, what, like a million times? Yeah. And that was in a time where you would assume it would be easier to hide shit because you wouldn't be able to just like, like, what were they using carrier pigeons? One of our friends, uncles is one of the guys that tried to do that.

We know. Oh, he was one of the people. That's right. Yeah, I know. One of our friends' uncles, yes. Yep. You know them, too. You know them too.

Oh, really? Yeah, absolutely. Oh, interesting. Yeah. It's insane. It's an interesting story. I heard it. I was like,

anyway. Let's move on. Okay. Let's go to the next thing before these FBI people. Of course, somebody comes into the window and janky away. Yeah. You ever saw the fourth kind? I didn't, but.

I did. Why did you bring that up? It's a moment. Oh, no. Maybe not the fourth count. It's a movie with some black girls like telling a girl about aliens and she's like they're aliens and she just gets yanked away away like and the woman just has to stand there and deal with the fact that you saw a black woman take into the sky all right

I'm gonna read the next question was it up was it or don't look up or whatever it was up it was not what I meant that's not no that's so not no what I mean no no no no that's not the song no no that's not the I'm gonna move on to the next yeah yeah yeah don't look up I think right don't look up is the is the one with black people what no Up? No, no, look. Wait, am I? No, is that the Jordan Peel movie? No?

Am I wrong? Wait, wait, am I wrong? Is it us? Is it us? No, us is one of them. No, but isn't there one where it's like you're not supposed to look up or something? Yeah, the alien thing up there. Is that not?

Look. Nope. No. Is that what it is? Nope. Yeah, I saw it. Good fucking movie, though. What is there is something called Don't Look Up?

It might just look up as the movie with like, I think it's. Leo. Leonardo DiCaprio and Jennifer Lawrence. and they play, I think, right? Yeah, you're right. And they play like, they're trying to warn the world about like an asteroid that's coming

and no one takes it seriously. Oh. And then politicians get involved and they ruin it more. Oh, I never saw that. It's actually a good movie, but like it's kind of one of those things where it's like, it's made...

Is Leo like talking about like, the difference between Negro skulls and white skulls in that movie? Yes. Stop. Stop. That's a legendary role. You know, he's like that in every role now.

He's just, he's just, Calvin. He got touched it and he was like, I shouldn't touch this. All right, all right, all right. Juxto the jester wrote in. He says, hey, cigarette, cigar. Ooh, Cigarello's, I like them. First time question asker, long time listener and patron.

First off, thank you fellas for keeping me insane in our hell world. No problem, blood. No problem, man. Happy to do it. I'm constantly reminded by the show of my backlog of single player games. Being 20 in college, I find myself dedicated. I find myself dedicating my time to multiplayer games as it's easier to just pick up and put down.

So I'm looking for advice on what single player games to pursue first. MGS3, Dead Space 2, GTA, GTA 4, Batman Arkham City, Cympunk 277. It's like a MGS3. That's not what you definitely want to start. It just being the first thing on the list kind of threw me off. It is the most eclectic thing on the list. Yeah.

But I don't know. I mean, it depends on what you're into, man. Like if you're into multiplayer games, my assumption is that you are more action-oriented and so... Cyberpunk. So I would say... Skyrim and cyberpunk.

I would actually, like, right now, I would actually probably say something like... I mean, depending on what games you're playing, I think Cyberpunks is pretty solid. He brought up the Batman Arkham games, and I think those are a great... That's a great... Because that's a quick one.

You know, that's not a lot of your time. That's like maybe 10 hours for the first one and then like maybe less than 20 for the second. Yeah. It doesn't take a lot of time to get through those, and they play great. That'd be great. Ninja Guideon 2 Black is out now, and it's fucking great. That's a nice trunk-a-it.

That's like a really small game. Easy to digest, not a lot, not very daunting. It's a little hard. I mean, if you play it on hard, I'm playing it on just normal. On normal? Yeah. And it's pretty easy for me. I think you're a little more versed in point.

You know, I just- No shot. I'm getting hit all the time. I know there's a block button. I'm forgetting to use it constantly. Well, okay, fair enough. Okay, maybe it's not... I'm just saying.

Okay, maybe it's not... Okay, whatever. Dead Space 2 you brought up. The Dead Space remake is great. Oh, Dead Space remake is great because it's like really cheap right now. It's really cheap and it's great. It's fucking under $20. I have that game.

That's how cheap is it? I'm fucking, I already own it. Yeah, I just like... In my opinion, I do that, though. I swear I still do that. So I have a game and I'm like, oh. I'll see the price already have it. I'm like, oh, that's nice.

I'll buy it again for cheap. I'll make another account and buy it. Like, your brain sucks, dude. yeah it depends on what you're into but like i mean everything you mentioned is is is so but i would say maybe like ms is like pretty specific cyberpunk is long and so is the witcher three so like if you if you're having trouble maybe delegating time cyberpunk is not long if you just because there it's it's it's if you mainline it yeah which i feel like depending on i like games like that to where it gives you

the option if you want to play forever or just like kind of i'm sorry like about mafia right now it's like i have no i have no interest in doing extra shit uh i'm just in for the story and it's great for that. It's like the pacing's great. Yeah, I killed every age where I can find a Cyrupunk. It's pretty cool. Okay, well. Anyway, moving on, moving on. There's no Indian people in Cyropunk, huh? Of course or not. Interesting.

They're stuck. They barred them over there. They barred them to that part of the world. They're beyond, like, the waistline. That's crazy. They put, they digitized every Indian and put them beyond a black wall. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. Why? That is so insane. And there's no, like, real. good reason is like, we are the digendians.

The digentians. Is that Cybertpunk 2? Yeah. Sarapunk 2. Cyberpunk 277 and cyberpunk 2. I could see that actually.

They never name stuff like that for that world stuff like that. Whatever? Yeah. So what? Cyberpunk 2 is that like the first like chip or something? It's still like modern day and like oh.

That's just 2006. Yeah, yeah, look at this. That's like just 2013 when they did Google Glass. Ooh, I love how fast that came and gone. Yeah, it should have existed. It's kind of coming back now. Dude, they have smart glasses now. Oh, people are actually like...

At Target. Oh, interesting. Like it's... How smart are they? I mean, they're pretty stupid right now. Like, like, right now they're just like basically Siri. Like you do beam music into your head, which is awesome. What do you mean?

What do you mean? I don't like that. Like, it just uses the device. vibrations of the glasses to like to uh just put music in your head without having to listen to it and people around you can't hear it it's it's it's pretty nutty actually to be honest with you i mean that it's it's really simple i understand the concept of that yeah it feels dangerous in a way but like whatever though i just don't it's kind of cool to be honest with you but like it's i would say neat is the perfect word for that that is a neat trick but like i'm not listening to using like that's a

neat trick nice nice but yeah the scrap on earlier you heard your knee dude I bang my knee I banged my knee

I banged my knee because we were we met it at the the breakfast place and we were like waiting for Sweeney for like three hours because he was late

yeah okay that's cool at least it's where we walked into to the apartment to record and I I really fucking banged my knee

against the just the door frame yeah in the in a way that like felt like part of me was like subconscious

trying to kill the doorframe. I'm still feeling it. It still hurts like a lot. There was one day I was like into the house and I fucking walked into and I cut the fuck out of my arm. And I think you were there when I cut it and you were like, are you all right? And I was like Yeah, whatever.

Like the blood like Wolverine attacking him. So yeah, whatever. Bike messenger. Knocked me down. When you get that cut there. Gay. That's that. Oh, that's, hey, man, you gotta watch up with them.

Anyway, Pito, go to Pito, Pito, no, Homo Parker. I'm gonna write, I'm here. Homo Parker. We're gonna be another one. Pito Parker. This will be the end. This will be the last one. Demon's Rage. Kind of jumping off of what we were talking about. Demons Rage wrote, and he says, Dear Fart Tank, I wrote up in about six months ago, asking for advice for starting Baldys Gate 3.

This game is one of my favorite of all time, but I really fucked up. Whoa. I work 45 hours a week, and I'm playing co-op with my brother. Needless to say, we're still playing it. And I still think it's amazing, but I don't want to do it anymore. How do I get off this ride? I'm watching the game industry pass me by, and I'm getting anxious about it. Please help.

I'll just decide. I just want to push through and do it. But how did you guys do it so quickly? How much did you miss? I'm at like 250 hours. That's a lot. Yo, you're not done with the game yet? 200 for the hours, their co-op is, I feel like what's happening is they're having a blast dying so much.

Yeah, like they're just fucking getting destroyed, progressing very slow. lowly, but they're having a blast. So it's like, at this point, man, look, you don't, I say you have two options. You either don't play co-op anymore and just, and they play it as quickly as possible. But if you don't want to do that and you're still curious about the ending, watch some YouTube videos. Like, you played so much of that game already. Yeah, like, what actor are you at? You better not be like to act one.

That's crazy. There's no fucking ways to act one or 20 hours. That's crazy. Oh, you can watch a video about it. I think watching a video about this game is going to, undercut. It's going to undercut a lot of it because of the control and your character and all that aspect. But I'm just saying. But if you can't have the time,

if it's time to move on but you're curious about at least how it plays out in a certain aspect, I mean, that might be your best bet. That's not a game you can put down and pick back up. That's not a game you can pick it back up. But the problem with that game is that's not a game you can pick up real quick. That's why I haven't gone back to it yet. That's the only like- I gave that game to Mick.

I bought Mick that game for his birthday. Oh, yeah. And he was like, hey, dude, I don't think I should play this game. I get like when I play RPGs, I get like really into it. You ruined him. And like I can't like I, you know, like I, I lost his house. You know that? Yeah.

That's crazy. He's on the street. With all he has is a steam deck in Balders Gate. Oh, man. That's, that's literally. Literally, I saw him sitting on the street. I saw literally he has no legs because Smokey cut them off and sold him on the fucking Costa Rican black market. Yeah.

Yeah. For five bucks. Because she still doesn't understand American money. Yeah. And he was like Derek. She's so fiscally illiterate that she sells her fucking boyfriend's legs for five dollars. She's in a fucking. And so they bought

One is my closest friend I'm not gonna be me He's watching That's why I'm saying They bought one They bought one Propitino Do you see the thing

I don't know if she sent it To the group chat Of her watching us in the theater What the fuck was that thing? That was so crazy I guess that I don't know Some fucking Some white only golf club or something

Probably like a country club Yeah country club They let her in Fucking Piers' dad Well they don't know that Just by looking at her You look Anglo Saxon vaguely

You look like you're clearly From the right place In the world It's just Pierce's dad Yeah sure Yeah, yeah, yeah, Pierce's dad's there I would Mick be there then Because you can't just by looking at him right away

You can't just tell Really? No, you see you know So you can't I think that's probably I think I have this thing where I think Me looking at Mick I couldn't tell Like what was going on And in the same way I can just

Make him just be like I'm just a white guy And they're like I think I don't see skin color Or gender or race Yeah Unless you're white Unless you're white Then I'm calm

Welcome to the club My boy. And then they saw cameras. There's like CCTV of Smokey watching the snark tank. And then they see black men on the screen. They got kicked out. Out right now, creature. How dare you.

And then she was like, no, these are my mandingos. That's crazy. Let's move on. I make them fight. And talk on a podcast. So listen. And talk on a podcast. We gave them a show.

had good fight. It was really good. I beat up other Negro. Other Negro, no move no more. I was killed. You're the plantation owner. That's crazy. Can we do that? Can we give you a fucking...

Can we give him a Southern Tuxedo? Can we give him a Southern Tuxedo? You want to buy me a good Southern Tuxedo. I'm not going to be good, but I'll buy you. You are Mia absolutely not buying you a good one, but you can... It will be a Southern Tuxk shopping too. It will be a Southern Tuxedo. Oh, yeah, I have to, yeah.

God damn it. Yeah, a wedding. Oh. You two too, probably. I'm not doing no tuxedo. It's going to come. You're not. Oh, no, I have.

Yeah, I got, I got, well, I have, I have, I don't have a blazer, but you don't need one. I got a vest. Yeah, I'm going to get, I'm going to, I have to be, I'm going to be up there. You're going to be. Oh, you're going to be one of the people in the line. Ser's you right. Yeah, you will. Sorry, I'm a good friend of somebody's.

Serves you right. No. You're not going to get beaten to death. Yeah. Imagine. At the wedding. Someone comes out with a fucking Kendo stick made a fucking,

I don't know, vibranium or some shit. And they start whooping me to like die. Stupid concept. I don't even know what the fucking doesn't make any sense. I don't know. And then they use the craziest rarest metal for Kendoz. Why do you have that?

Yeah, let's go. So, I mean, if you're trying to, I think at this point you've played enough of the game to be like, listen, whatever,

just move on. Because I would say at a certain point, like, if I'm playing, that's what, I was with the outer worlds. Like, I was 50 hours in the outer worlds. And I came to the last quest and then I realized that there was like two extra

DLC things that were like entire branching pads. And I was like, do I really want to do this? Like, do I really want to spend more than 50 hours on a video game? And I was like, no, I'm going to finish this up. I like this. But like, I just, it's ridiculous at a certain point. Yeah. One thing.

Yeah. Play till you fuck Carlock. Then stop playing the game. Yeah. I don't. Yeah, one thing. I don't know why. I fucked every girl in my camp.

It's fun to play to it. Well, yeah. That was the reason why I multiple. Playthroughs make sure you have sex with everybody. No, at the same time, I fucked all of them. I was trying to hoop the three way, but it wouldn't work. Oh. What do you mean?

That doesn't make, you, you fucked them all at the same time, but... No, like, in one playthway, I fucked all the way. Oh, I got you. Okay. No, that's fair. That's fair, too. Shout ours the hardest one. That dumb bitch.

She was the easiest one for me. Liselle was an easiest one for me. Oh, Lizelle was the first one, because she was just like, I, you're... No, I had to fight her to fuck her first. She wasn't the easiest one for me. I fucked her first, but then she fell in love with me afterwards. I beat that bitch's ass I whoop the fuck out of her bro

I beat the piss over yeah absolutely I teleport her up and drop her Actually that's not true I was blazed through the game And she actually got pretty close to killing me Because I was kind of blazing through it So I was like I'm a little underpowered Mega death rowed in

Hey let's go He says He says Ola Homosexuals Is it just me or do the censor bleeps Make TV comedies funnier I feel like it gives swear words a bigger punch Specifically in shows like South Park

I kind of agree depending. It totally It totally depends. Like say one of my favorite moments of South Park is when they're doing the Christian rock band,

Faith Plus One. Yeah. And it hit much harder when it wasn't bleeped. But it hits almost just as hard but just a little bit harder when Cartman's saying fuck Jesus.

Like it's so shocking to just hear that word. Yeah. To hear that for fuck Jesus it's like, whoa, calm down, man. Yeah, in 2000 that was like and like,

can get you killed. It's still. felt great like the bleep was, so there is kind of an emphasis with the, so I get that, but. I think the thing about it is that, like, it's almost like, um, a bleep is almost like taking part of what you're watching

and turning it into, into a book where you have to kind of interpret. Like, you know what that word is. Right. But you get to, you get to determine the delivery in your head. Yeah, yeah.

And so like, you paint the picture. That's why I think hearing, like when I hear things unbleeped first and then I hear them beeped again, I'm annoyed. I see. But then when I hear things first beeped and then hear them unbeaped,

I think that's kind of weird. It never matches. Because, like, my assumption of how that sounded was, like, what I assumed to be funny about it. And now I know what it really sounded like. It would be like... I see. Like, uh, SpongeBob doing the sailor mouth.

Ooh, yeah. Like, I've heard some of the real clips, and it's like... It's not as funny as it was in my head. Right. You know what I mean? Because that's actually, that's a great point. Yeah, for sure.

And, dude, the bleeps are, what a magic tool to where you can turn like that Jimmy Neutron clip. Like, later, you can put a bleep in that and then all of a sudden your mind immediately knows that it's connected to the inward. But that's just the cutoff, the normal thing is that it cuts off right before the knit. If you were to put like a, I mean, people, what is that Jimmy Kimmel segment that you do all the time? It's that. Oh, I don't know. It was a appropriate time. So it sounds worse.

It was the, yeah, the unappropriate, whatever it was called. And that, it's the power. The bleep is actually pretty good. Yeah. Yeah, the bleep is pretty bleepful. It just, it really does, like, just let you imagine the funniest possible thing. And it's just, and then you're fucked. Yeah.

Yeah. And then you're like, like, oh, the N-word. It's like if you, I think I want to put a beep on the mega, the mega death thing. It'll, it might, it sounds so much worse. Yeah, exactly. It's exactly. It already sounds bad and it's going to sound worse. Beeper death.

You know, like, if you were like, wait, he definitely said it. All right. Let's get the fuck. out of here. Can we pretend to cancel him? Who? Migger death? Can we pretend to...

Who is... Oh, is Dave Mastair? We should make a character. We should make a character for our podcast. Yeah, guys, create a Megadeth character. I like Megar Death as a character. Yeah, as it like... He's like another Rokes Gallery villain.

He's like, he's like along with pizza time. Yeah. I pictured him like being loosely connected to Megatron. Yeah. Yeah. He's kind of like... He's like a Megatron, but of cardboard. That is so, so stupid.

Cardboard boxes can transform, so that makes sense. It's there. He transforms and then he goes every car. He just compiles cardboard. What he does, he puts a bunch of cardboard box of the smaller size. Yeah. These smaller size. It's himself, so he's actually really dense and quite powerful.

But he's still weak to water. But there's always cumbersome styrofoam shape. Paving's falling off of him. That's crazy. He's really strong, but he's weak to water. He has Spider-Man, Spider-Man. I got like seven box cuts. I got a cut so many paper cuts,

and I'm fucking bleeding. And it hurts. He's like, yeah, a Megardadeth. And he shoots a box on his head, a smaller box. All right, we're getting stupid. We're going to read our names. We're going to read the names of our patrons

over at patreon.com slash this nartank. Remember, you can go over there too. We get early access, ad free, exclusive episodes, all that jazz. So welcome. We're going to read our $25 and up patrons now. What are you going to say? Are there boxes of every dimension or are the only like certain dimension boxes? Okay.

So strapped a gun to my dog's back. Now he, now he gun dog. Gun dog. What? I don't know, man This is as crazy as what he just said Mine isn't crazy Simple question

Would you even ask? Are there ever Is there every like Let's say you get a box that's like 32 by 70 Are there boxes of every Is there 32 by 75 right? Okay

Would there be a box that fits Perfectly inside of that box It's slightly smaller I don't know You to be able to fill a box To its utmost with boxes I don't know man I think

I think you should be savagely whipped by Indian weapons So I'm not clean What is it an Indian weapon? There's, you know, the, The Bindaloo? The landline.

That Indian guitar, whatever that thing's called again. You know, you know that thing. I guess by, I guess this is where the show ends where you get taken up there. I can't hit that note,

but the band da-da-d-da-da-n-n-n-n-in-n-n-in-n-n- I know what you mean. Yeah. I forget what's called like a Citar or something. Satar. Is that it? Yeah, that's from Satar Hero. Satar Hero rules.

I'm pretty sure I can't take credit for that. That's definitely something. That's awesome. That definitely exists already. It must and I want to play it. Yeah, I would absolutely play Satar Hero. All the fucking Indian hits. That's fucking dope.

You know, the one that goes, Hello, baby. Give me bobs and vision. I don't associate with. What's your favorite Indian song? My favorite song is that one by DeForney. I like Jaiho. Jaiho is pretty good.

It's such a good song. That is not bad. I like Ajit Pie. You remember? Is that the... Yeah. Who is that? What is that?

The web net neutrality? He was... Yeah, the net neutrality. Oh, yeah. That shit worked. We had like fidget spinners and all that shit. Didn't he have like a giant Reese's or something? We had a Reese's mug.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Was that it? Yes, that. That guy. That fucking dumb piece of shit that was trying to be like relatable. He had fidget spinners and all this shit. Tragic how he died. It was crazy.

They made a really hot pie giant and he put it in a sheet. They made an Ajit pie. They made an Ajit pie. My favorite song is that guy where he goes like, goodbye to the people who hated on me. Goodbye to the people who loved me. Is that real? You haven't seen that? No.

Dude, it's my. It's so earnestly cringe in a way that's like... That sounds awesome. Yo, look up goodbye by Danny. It's D4NNY, I think, if I'm remembering it correctly. But it is a crazy... I want to hear it. Yeah, oh, man.

I've seen that guy on TikTok that uses the green screen. He just does karaoke. He just stares into the camera. He's like skinny. And he seems like an angel, but also heavily in the accent. Yeah, you've seen him. You've seen that guy. Look good to me

Like you see so Let's go Seven feet tall too What's happening? He's like a 44 foot tall 17 year old That's such a crazy I love how bad the quality

I know Why does this sound like he's down a manhole He's like goodbye To everyone's me That's actually like the meta narrative Of the story is that he's trapped At the bottom of a sewer He's giving up hope.

It's actually a series of like he's really tall, but he's still trapped by certain things. Sort of like how much, no matter how big you are, you're still inflicted by certain problems in the world. It's like fucking deep, that's like sand deep. Oh,

Baldit. All right, right, let's move on. Let's read the names. I know a sand deep and a bound deep actually. I know San Dieb. Yeah.

I know a Sugdik. What are the names? I don't know, man. I don't even know any Indians. Welcome to the Indian tank. I don't know any Indian. You grew up with a bunch of them. No.

We're a ton of your high school. Not that I noticed. Damn. What's, what's your black? What's your problem? I don't know. Maybe they were too tall and I didn't see them or like they just didn't pay attention to me.

But I just, I just wasn't friends with them. What do you have any? What do you have against Indian people? What do they have against me? Mm. That's a good point. Classic white. Is that my own's problem?

I'm not the problem. They are. I don't know. I just say these words. It's just a word, right? I just knew that... I just throw non-bread at them. Hard.

Non-bread is delicious. I let it drown the sudden chuck it out of them. I actually really want some Indian food. I've been thinking about it recently. I might get like samoses or something. All right. We're going to read the $25 dollar up names now. Count me down.

Yeah. Three, two, one. Are we ready? Strapped a gun to my dog's back. Now he gun dog. Amazing. Now he gunned. Now this is my dog.

This is my dog. Dog with a gun, gun dog. This is my gun dog, this is my dog gun. Mars balls versus Capcom 3, the gaze of two worlds. Stupid. The homeless person in between Sweeney's teeth. I am going to kill the president with a mortar. I recently got my necrotic gallbladder removed.

Emma throwing big bucks. Can I pay you guys do a live podcast at a birthday party in March? You know? Where? What's the price? Yeah. You got some life-changing money? Are you one of these, you know, one of these affluent kids?

I mean, no shot. But like. If you're serious, DM us, man, I'm serious. Like, I will hear you out. We will hear you out. And if it sounds realistic, we can talk about it. Yeah, yeah. But it'd have to, that's a high price, man.

Yeah. I mean, relatively, we'll figure it out. We'll see how high. Because high can mean very many things. Thousands. I mean, well, of course, there's going to be four figures involved. Yes. But like, that's what I'm saying.

We can talk about logistically and see if it's real or if he's like, I have $500. You know what I mean? That's like, that's what I'm saying. Like, we can talk about it. I would almost rather donate $5 to the person to stop asking me that question. All right. Let's, um, I'll give you a PS2 with no cords. Oh, my.

Fucking good. Oh, God, so enticing. I need a PS2 so bad. Oh, my God. I actually really do what one. I'll give you this delay getting one. Best I could do is this Xbox 360

filled with milk. To the brim. To the brim. See, I preserved the milk. It hasn't even turned into like cottage cheese yet. It's just, it's still milushing. That would actually be impressive.

You take a scoop. You take a sip of it. How old is this? Take a sip of it. Go ahead. Please. This is. Good milk.

This is cream? Oh, my God. That was the secret to the best tasting milk is just fermenting it in an Xbox. In an Xbox for 20 years, for 20 years. All right. Could you guys? Yeah. Chris delaying the end of each episode because the moment the camera turns off,

Sweeney and Derek brutally molested. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, that's right. So I just keep the show going to avoid the fate of the show ending. So it's just like, so you guys are just like, Chris, it's been seven hours. Are we good? It's like, no, I think we got more Because I know when it ends

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Whoever is she getting blow jobs from Dude It sounds like So we looked up bobcat noises afterwards And I'm like it's literally Wow And then

Wow Wow Wow You gotta read the rest of these. I'm, I'm corked. I can't, brother. Like, I can't see him. Sounds like, where were you at?

I don't know. Motherfucking. Try to remember what I said last. Everyone needs to get grapefroated, remember. Okay, berserker broly gapshotting sween, snart tanks live in Japan featuring Johnny Somali. Let's do it. Did you guys hear about the upcoming Mass Effect series? Neither have five because it just made it.

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The horse petto Should fuck each other To the death Oh my God Did you see Destiny's son Telling him to log off No Really?

Oh, no, so his son's aware of all this shit, huh? Yeah, well, he's old. Yeah, he's like, fuck, that sucks, dude. Oh, he had a kid who's really young, I remember. That sucks. His son is aware of all this deviancy. That's crazy. That's crazy.

Yeah, that's whatever, dude. Especially at the same time. Like, it would be one thing if it was like, yeah, you're cringing the past. Like, I don't know. Uh-huh. But, like, to be ongoing. Dude, you have a son. That's the thing that usually whips people straight.

They, like, straighten up. They're like, I'm going to fly straight. I'm going to, like, try not to be a piece of shit anymore. I mean, I know people that have wives that be cheating on their wives. You're right. You know? Me giving that as an example is probably very few and far between. It should be.

It should be like, hey, look, you know, you shouldn't be doing that stuff. But like, especially when you're like married, just don't get married, bro. Like, don't do that stuff while you're fucking have someone. He just, he was fucking, I mean, I'm telling you, how many times I'm saying he's villain maxing? Like, in every sense of the word. Like, in every aspect, he's like, oh, I'm going to be married to this bitch. He's going to be open. I'm going to fucking try to also be with Lauren Southern.

but Lauren Southern's like, no, you're with that chick. And Lauren Southern believes that she caused them to break up. Like, she was a major ripple in their relationship. Just a bunch of crazy shit, man. And the fact that he was fucking Lauren Southern low-key is so crazy. You're like, you believe that she's like a fucking Nazi on the service by the same time. You fuck that Nazi. And then you're fucking allegedly Nick Flintes too.

Would there be a person? Crazy. Is there a person that you are so into that, you would you would fuck them even if they were an Nazi I would I would I would I would just

we're not having we're not conversing we're not fucking staying hanging out we're not getting to the point where they're not cuddling you would I'm um I have deep feel dude Lauren Southern

fell in love with this guy it's so funny it's with Stephen Bonnell yeah that guy I have never seen one redeeming quality of him in the streamer I'm like that guy seems like

you'd be fun to hang out with it I've seen him hang out with turkey tom I've seen and every like He's just always this weird awkward, quippy guy that just seems like, I want to go back to my streams. Like, he always reminds me of that. And I'm like, ugh, I don't hang out with that energy. Like, it's the type of energy, like he feels like he doesn't want to be out.

Like, he feels the safeness in his room where you can just look at Wikipedia and destroy people. Like, that's what he does. I don't think there's anyone that I would fuck if they were a Nazi. I think that would turn me off of them. I totally would fuck some racist people, absolutely. I don't think I can do it. Because to me, it almost feels like. Because my fear is that.

I can get them pregnant potentially and I'd be bound to them. Why don't you just do that? Yeah, I don't have to do that. You, you, I, oh, so this guy's just going to bust in there. There, there, we, there are so many times we will, like, try to make the proper decision and shit goes wrong. And for me, I understand that sex could lead to, sex could lead to something that I do not want to be bound to you. I'm not that. Well, first of all, I'm on Tart.

So the odds of me getting a wool of pregnant is, I'm good, but even so. I've been drinking Mountain Dew forever. That's good. Mountain Dews is 100% you have no sperm. My sperm is. bright green bright green my sperm is more like

I would describe it more as hazel ooh that's really bad that's kind of gross green is like ha ha ha ha ha hazele's concerning what do you mean

it's like a beautiful woman's eye yeah exactly it's like a positive thing my comb looks like honey Chris the man with a hazel comb I mean I guess like would your urologist be like hazel nut Urologist

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Yeah. Yeah. I was trying to, I was like, how do I make this racist? I was thinking. There you were head. Dude, Crazy Taxi is, Crazy Taxi's iconic, man. That's another one of those games. That's like Tony Hawk where like I got a lot of music from, from those games.

Dude, fucking Tim Walls talking. Tim Walls is a true dream cast head and that makes me respect him so much more than I should. Yeah. Like just him even being like, yeah, I fuck with Crazy Taxi. It wasn't playing great, but he's also a billion years old. he's probably been He's bad luck supporting people that have a you know

aren't long for the for the market yeah yeah fair enough he would have been such a better choice man oh Sega Tim Sega Tim I saw it Tim

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with his playing his Seaman Someone should get him a taxi He's crazy. He's spreading all his time, feeding a little human-faced fish. I don't know what's going on. That's so a beast. He knows about it.

He knows about Echo the Dolphin. By the way, you know Echo the Dolphin trademark was filed on September 11th, 2001? That's awesome. That is unbelievable. We learned that on secret symbols. Colin figured that out live. It was amazing. Walsy, Walsy, Walsy.

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he's a vaccine crazy crazy he's a vaccine crazy person he's a vaccine gay he's a vaget he's a vat whoa that's awesome Yo! That's pretty... They've never used that, have they? Of course, they're not smart! That's amazing!

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fouchy? Oseye. Yeah, what do you doory? You should get killed like Dora. But like, if they said, what... Are you going on like... Say like A. Jackson and the Warriors. He's like, what's the matter?

Are you going faggot? Imagine if it was like a vaccine rep. My dad has said that to me before. What's the matter? You're going vaguely. I stumbled on to some gold there, man. My dad has said that to me before. He called it.

You said you going. He's going faggot and I'm like that. Damn, that's like that's 70s lingua. That's awesome, dude. Yeah. I can't my tongue's too dry. I thought you were trying to do it. I'm trying to do it.

The wah. I can't do it right now with my tongue too dry. All right, let's move on. Coughing phlegm out of my cock. Ew. Oh, I guess it's a sperm. Ew! It's a sperm.

I get it. Yeah. Cock phlegm? That's such a gross way to describe it. Yeah, right? My little brother thought germaphobe meant afraid of Germans. The barista deviant should have worn a mask. Did you?

We didn't talk about that either. Oh, what did you miss? Have you seen the funeral services going on outside of the bikini barista place for that guy? What? They did that? Dude, look up, look up Gounicide funeral. I can't, I can't fuck with it. Oh, fuck.

I can't fuck with it. Dude, it's so... Look it up. Look it up. I didn't charge my phone. It's so fucking funny. Look it up. What did you say Gounicide?

Wait, what? They're calling it the Goonicide. Sometimes humanity comes through. Sometimes we come through, but like there are people who go to that. Are you looking at? Look up Guna side. I want to see that. I don't want to look that up on my phone, but okay.

I want to. It's not even remotely the worst thing on your phone. Right, right. Yeah, yeah, there's definitely a lot of. Yeah, this is milk toast So, yeah, there's There are people who are like Holding like candlelight vigils outside of the bikini barista place

And look, it is, look, is it dark that people are showing up to the funeral of like a sexual predator probably most likely? Yes, is it funny? Oh my God Very much so. Oh my God, it's so funny Like they're chanting That is Let me see Oh my God, so many people That's so many people

It is easily like that's a hundred people Everyone looks like they should be there Dude But they're all just gathered outside of the bikini barista place Like holding signs Is there a vigil? They did a prayer They should be blow torched

They should be blow torched They're holding the candles Oh my God Gounis That's so fucking funny That's crazy I don't The Gouniside is fucking awesome

This is terrible This is terrible This is a real This is, that is, I hate like a song, this is a sign of a time. Okay, we're listening to Lively guy. All right, go ahead. Lively guy.

Go ahead. Lively guy. Because this motherfucker does, like, sexually harassed someone low key. And then they're like, you know what? You had a family. Well, let's let's, let's make this a celebration.

The thing to me that I love about it is that it, it's so, it's so multi-layered in its, in its venom. I mean, you know what I mean? Because it's like. It's clearly ironic.

It's a treasure trove of a, thing, you know. Like, you're clearly like, this guy's such a fucking loser. Let's go pretend to, like, we fucking care about it. Yeah, I get it. Which is, there, I'm not going to say that there's not a level of sociopathy there. Because I think there is, maybe light, but I think it's there for sure. There's like, there's such a lack of just tact. Yeah. From like the younger generations. It's, yeah, it's super disrespectful, but it's, it's great. They don't know how to navigate nuance, like stuff like that. They need, they need a, but it's also funny. They need to come to us to just to ground it a little bit, you know, to be like, to an older generation, be like,

hey, this is hilarious, but guys, you got to chill a little bit. The thing is that. If you really, if you truly wanted to go, because I feel like this is a little bit in the medium, you either need to go all out or, so what I would say, what I would have suggested is like, we hire, and she would have done it. We hire Sarah McLaughlin to fucking sing in the opposite age. She would have done it, too. I know she would have done it.

If you pulled the money together, she would show up. She probably does that show on cameo. Yeah. So like, so she would have. no idea what the guy did and think it's a real vigil and that would have been like in the arms she's putting she's recording it with her fucking iPhone

4 so it sounds compressed fuck sorry okay good but yeah the iPhone 4 oh that would have been amazing for me the thing is this right like I agree I agree that it's that's fucking hilarious but it's the same thing and then I'm guilty of this I'm not actually not it's like saying the end word on ironically you know you're still saying it's a sign of the you're still doing it's a sign of depravity for sure

But it's funny also. But it's also like... Aramizu and the Guna side. I wonder if there's a place with... I would have it's like a Pokemon stop, like a Pokemon go where he killed himself. Probably. Probably.

It's so... Probably. Probably. Probably. Imagine being like... For real. Imagine having no context in witnessing this event where maybe... Let's say you're sitting on a bed.

You were just traveling with it? No, let's say you're sitting on a bed. right? Yeah, yeah. And you see over at the beginning of you're used to, there's a commotion. Some guy drives off into a parking lot across the street, but you don't know what happened. It was that immediate. Like your mind is like, damn, what are the prices? Wow. I would see that. I would see that and I would laugh myself to death. I think that'd be the time why I would laugh till I die because I would be so uncomfortable what I just saw. I'd be so unfortunately gifted that moment that I would laugh until my jaw expanded.

It's a funny possibility. Where did this take place these conversations to have everybody congregate there? I don't know. I think it happened in Arizona. Reddit, if I remember correctly. So, like, I mean, this happened in Arizona. Reddit, you think?

It's Reddit or 4chan or like, I'm from Twitter. Those aren't. 4chan people don't go outside. So it wasn't that. It spreads like anything. Like, I would imagine if you're from that area, you heard of it. It's been, it probably would have been one of those things.

Like, you know how it's in Washington Square and like Union Square? Sometimes they'll be like, people post posters around and say like, watch me eat a thousand cheese balls in fucking Union Square Park at 12.30 p.m. on this day. Crowd of like a bunch, you know? This is probably local folklore for those people. It's fucking Arizona. Look. You know, like what are the odds that anything else has happened? I think I know what it was because now I was thinking about two big events.

There was everybody doing the spirit bomb thing. That was a Facebook group. there was uh wherever i think it might have been in dc or something yeah and then there was uh everybody named dave or something like met up it was like a like a battle of the daves or something i didn't see that one that was like a facebook one too where it's like everybody named dave showed up to like a park that's funny i didn't i didn't like pretended to like fight and the other one i was going to say was the storming area 51 yeah yeah that was another facebook event yeah and like uh which they i remember people they were really nervous about that like they thought yeah people were really gonna do it i remember

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Whatever is You got You need somebody That's sort of devious To be like You got like really pumped them up Because anyone that's there Is anyone that's dumb enough

To go there It's like It's like already stupid That's been manipulated Right You gotta have someone that's like Because people are Manipaling people like that

For like You're not getting anything out of it You're just getting Idiots killed You know But like You guys just really do it Like really pump them full of it

And they go Shane Gillis. Shane Gillis to do his Trump impression in the makeup and everything. Yeah. And like they're dumb enough to think it's actually him. He'd like, I need all of you,

my American patriots to store Mary of 51. They stole something there. They stole some. I need you to store Maria 51. If you see big spheres with little red dots on them, step right on them. Step right on them.

Their power boosts, they'll give you a speed boost. They're pretty crazy. They would do it. Like that's the sad thing is If it looks like an explosion, it means it's working. Dude, at certain point You got teleported somewhere else.

I was watching some of his Trump shit and I was like, oh, this is kind of better than Trump does it sometimes. Which, you know, if you know what I mean? Yeah, Shane Gillis does a better Trump impression than Trump does. Then like Trump's call is like, wow. Like, if I were a stupid fucking moron, I would believe that that was Trump.

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He, and it was into a fucking glock. Anamorphing to a black person and a morphing back. Anamorphing into a black person has a lot of implications. So it's a gun that morphs into a black person? Is that what's happening? It's a white woman that morphs into a black man and morphs into a gun. That's crazy. You can put the books.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So, no, no, it's one book. But, you know how they always have like the transitionary periods? It's like it starts off as a white woman And the middle is a black man And the end is a gun It's a gut The obvious

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Yeah, sister. Yeah, I mean. You crushing on her now? Or are you talking about on the show and you're a pedophile? What are we doing? What we're talking about? I'm assuming she was a kid on the show, right?

She was like 18 in the show, I'm pretty sure. Well, I don't know about that. They were probably like, ruins my 17. They were probably like at. At that cusp, yeah. The legal age. Just right on the cusp.

Or just legally. In the porn community, it's called barely legal. I hate that term. It is upsetting. It sounds so fucked up. You know what bothers me too? Is that sometimes I'll see like, I'll see a video where it says it'll be like

it'll be like a video that Riley Reid made four years ago you know what I mean and it'll say barely legal she's so clearly in her 30s right right but like it's like I'm gonna click it right yeah but like it's not it's not for that reason yeah she was 30 she's 35 now so during the show she was at least in her early 20s okay I mean fairly right okay yeah she's like she's a little like Marissa Tomei

who who's Danielle Monet yeah what the Fucked? I would have guessed that that was Melissa Marissa Tomey actually. He's that Mr. Tomey Actually. Oh, who, uh, I don't know who those people are. You don't know Mrs. Tomey is? My cousin Vinny. The aunt from Spider-Man The Spider-Man. Oh, oh, oh, oh, okay, gotcha, gotcha. That's actually crazy. Is that really

her? Yeah, it's her Right now. Are they related? They have, they looks That's stunt. I look that up. They're not related. She is very pretty. They're not related. She's pretty. She's a good, uh, when I was, when I was young, I, I crushed on that Filipino chick

Mani from From whatever it takes Yeah Oh God I thought I want to sperm on Mammy Dude she Emma had a glow up

All of a sudden In the middle of that series For no reason She went from being like Skinny looking like an alien To like oh you're kind of hot now The grassy was kind of I kind of want to watch it again

No you don't I know I don't I think I kind of don't But I just want to see If it's any good Because I watched like A lot of it Marathoned one day

When I was living in Arizona And I watched like all of it. Dude, Jimmy getting shot was so funny. I love that scene. What makes it sad is he got shot for no reason.

Well, because that guy, like, he was the only guy being nice to this dude. He was being nice to this dude. And then he shoots him.

Hey, Drake. Like, it's insane because he, like, that whole situation. I wonder not like us to that scene.

That's crazy. That would be sick. That whole situation is so fucked up because Jimmy was the only one that was like, stop bullying him. He even checked on him.

And then he just, shut up. What's up? Spoilers Like that's crazy I remember watching that moment When I was a kid and being like Why did Jimmy get shot?

So hard I was like what the fuck Because everyone else was particularly Spinner Spinner was a fucking We're not gonna talk about Yeah we don't need to go We don't need to go into it I'm gonna read the rest of the nerd shot the guy

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Coast like that's not all the rest coast dick riding bro people are dick riding the West in a way that well if this had a W it's been a long time since the West had a W that's why I was trying to act like everything's great and shit I know Joey Badd got pissed off about that of course you did yeah but I'm like hey come on like let them can you just let them have something I I think I think the West Coast dick riding is a problem has been a problem for a while but you guys haven't had a unanimous win like yeah that's all I think like four great albums one after another like I'll give the West that yeah that's all I just think like Even though Joey's my boy, I think he's a better rapper than pretty much anyone I put it out at that time.

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I don't know. That's how he learned how to go down slides And he came out, he was like, amazing Amazing, amazing He actually spoke really quickly before Yeah Amazing I'm alive, amazing

I'll never stop believing things are amazing I didn't think it was amazing He's like Joe Biden, but like Black and stupid I didn't think he was a real person. I thought he was like a thin black spindly Joe Biden. I didn't think he was. He threw me off so bad when I talked to him.

I didn't know. You met him? I had a conversation. I didn't know who he was. Yeah. I talked about this once briefly on the podcast. Long story short, I talked to him. We had an interview thing.

And he said something. I didn't even know what to say. I mentioned this where he said he said he was talking and he said and that's why racism doesn't exist anymore. And like, I didn't know what to say to that. Because it's such an absurd thing to say. You kind of just like... You should have got physical. I don't know.

You get to a certain point you kind of just want the interview to be over because you're just like, I don't know what to say to that. Because it's... It's... Is that not a hot... It's like someone's goading...

It's the ultimate... It's such a stupid thing to say. Like, how could you don't believe that. You don't fucking believe that. It would be like saying it's a good thing. Crime's not happening. Yeah. Like, what do you mean?

You don't believe... Like, why are you saying this? And then I remember Anthony Fantano laughing. What the fuck you went on that show? I was like, I didn't know the fuck. There was a guy that was like, hey, I have this show. You want to be on? And I didn't.

I just saw that some people I knew did the show. And I'm like, uh, I guess, sure. Yeah. Didn't do any research. I don't do, I don't do shit like that anymore. Yeah, yeah. I was just willy-neilly go on shows anymore. So did I.

I did that same thing too. I was like, oh, you want me on? Sure, I guess. Yeah, I'm like, why do I? And then we got on. I was like, what do you want me here for? What is this? I don't care to be here at all.

Stupid people. I've been on some streams. are like, these people are so fucking gone. When I was, I did that, it was like some podcast or some stream that I did with Tommy C. Oh, yeah. What about Tommy C's one time? Yeah, and I remember just being like, I don't, I just got immediately the sense of it. Like, I don't really care about these people at all.

And then they were like, Chris was so boring on our show. I'm like, yeah. Well, yeah. That I think he still does his show. Yeah, God bless. I'm sure he's. God bless, man. Yeah, you know.

Mediocrity is good for people. It is. You kind of need, like AM radio. You need it. Yeah, you need me the acrity. Yeah, you need it. Who about this AM radio? What about is AM radio?

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Can someone please do that with AI? I really, Yeah, if anybody always talk about the AI thing. Oh, that is actually a big story. But who was the air thing? Well, oh, dude, the stock market. The Chinese AI, I can't remember what it's called. Dude, Invidia plummeted like 17% lost hundreds of billions of value.

Over hundreds of billions of dollars were lost in the American stock market in one day because of the Chinese AI. Yeah, because they did basically what is the, what was the lyric chat GBT? Yeah. They essentially did what Chad GBT could do with infinitely less resources. with like they said it was like six million I don't know if it's true but they invested like six million dollars and we're like doing

and then all of a sudden in the video like snogged were like oh and other people are getting nervous now Elon lost a lot of money it went up a little bit but still crazy the Chinese are gonna fucking mop the floor with them it's been on that trajectory for a while

meanwhile had this conversation I was like Lillian no matter what they're going to win their human resource laws do not allow them for the same kind of bullshit we allow that's so they will always succeed in a way we cannot and so unfortunately Trump is working to destroy things

infrastructure, make not protect the environment, do everything that China can do so we can actually compete with them. That's going to be devastating for so many people. It's going to be so bad. But it's, but it's, you know,

but the richest people are going to win. That's all. Yeah. Trump was right about one thing. He said, we're going to win like we've never won before. He's like, yeah, he's talking about him and his homies.

Of course. Yeah. It's very true. That's a very true statement. The fact that trickle down signs it's people don't get it. It's like it's not. It's pitch.

It's not. means piss. It's not built for us to sustain ourselves as a society. There's nothing. It's like people from before it happened and people still are like this is a bad way of going about things. And then there's some rat fuck that has a suit on. I think it's a good thing. And it's like you should be you should be spirit bombed.

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Oh, yeah. Guess what hasn't. Yeah, right. Yeah. Interesting. The Epstein files haven't been released. Hmm. Weird, Trump.

Yeah. Weird. Whoa. Weird. It really is getting to the point, though. It's like, no way I'm believing whatever the fuck comes out of that, though. You know what I mean?

Oh, what do you mean? Like, if something does drop? Like, if the Epstein files come out and just conveniently, like billionaires are missing. Oh, I'm not going to believe it.

You know what I mean? Everything that, everything. Everything bad is. It'll only be trumped. Only Trump's blacked out. Yeah. Because I'm sure he doesn't give a,

fuck about anybody else. And then Diddy and Snoop and all the people that are corner for him are still on there and they're like, oh yeah. No, that's absolutely what happened. What the fuck man? That's what we did. That is why we came here. We came here the 100% would sell him or the brink. I don't care. I got your money already. Yeah. Brother, he's on that list. Trump is on that list. His best friend

is of course his best friend's on the fucking list. It's ridiculous. It's insane. The people still don't believe when the audio leaked of Epstein's saying that. So you can't, you can't, there's nothing you can do. It's so crazy. You can't do anything. Jarvis, take me off of him in the Black Book. God made us unfinished

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I have a vlog of him doing this shit You didn't hit him back? He's a kid. And I feel like The people that own him probably would Like watching or something, you know? People that own him. Yeah, it's definitely like, he's a fucking hair.

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Police say he was human traffic king. That's awesome. I like that. That's a good joke. That's a good joke. That is misinformed. It's hilarious. That's a good joke. I like that. That is such a specific, like I'm trying to envision

like which comedian would deliver this stuff. Yeah, I was thinking. of that there is a comedian that would believe um that guy Mitch would he Mitch would he would probably I think he could maybe yeah it's like he's that white guy right that's like he talks kind of like he has that yeah he's like he has like almost not Iambic pantameter but like he has he has like a specific like a very very specific consistent sort of like Norman McDonald like not that's name Norman Norman Norman is it this name probably I mean it might be Norman right his full name but it's sort of like that but not quite the

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He had like Not Bob Dylan It's just a weird I know you I don't know how to describe it He had a thing. He had a thing. Yeah.

The way that he would talk. He would do it. I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to do. Oh, it's that white skinny guy, right? With the long hair. With the long hair guy. Yes, he's mad funny.

I feel like he would totally do that traffic king joke. My uncle became royalty last week. The police said he was human traffic king. Yeah, like something like that. Yeah, something like that. Like that. He was like such a specific archetype of person that was like probably really common 30 years before then, but, like, stood out, like, really weird at that point.

Right. He was the last bastion of him. One of my favorite things, like, there's a story that some, I, I think it might have been Patrice, Patrice O'Neill. Like, some other comedian was telling a story about him, how, like, he was, like, he was at a club or whatever, and they wanted him to pay some kind of fee. I can't remember what it was, or pay a tab. But they, like, they only accepted card.

And he was like, he was like, I'll give you cash. And then he said he gave the cash, and they were like, no, no, no, we need card. And he was like, you. Yeah, but this is what the card represents. This is the same thing. This is what the... There's a great... I wish I could remember, like, who told that story.

Patrice is a lot of the goats, too. It might have been... I feel like I remember it in my head being Patrice, but... He's definitely, like, in my top three, 100%. He's one of those, like, non-s-sligers, like, figures, too. Yeah. He's, like, comedian's favorite comedian. He's, like, what I thought Dave Chappelle was going to become before he became a real big bitch.

A real big bitch. Yeah, yeah, he's, uh, you know... He's lost this time for me, personally, yeah, for sure. I don't know. He was on Saturday Night Live and he did pretty good. Yeah. I mean, he still has some, there's still funny. There's still parts of, yeah.

I think his monologue, too, is good. I just feel like he... I never deny that, but, like, he also, like, just... I really just lied about a lot of weird shit for no reason. I kind of was like, why should lie? I don't know about a lot of stupid people. I think he's just hung out with a lot of stupid people at all. Like, why did you lie about stuff like that?

It was kind of weird. I don't think he's purposely lying. I just think he's misinformed. A lot of stuff about the trans situation was it was. Yeah, I think he's ill-informed. But what are you talking about when you say a lot? Like his relationship with that transfer? Oh, that is a lie.

That's true. To be so much deeper and, like, friendly when it just wasn't. Okay, that's true. That is true. And it's like, why do you lot? Like, you could, it would have been the same story if you would have just been like this interaction. He misrepresented their relationship. Like that's a weird degree.

The family were like, that's, they, they, they, what the story that he told to be like, he was like really close to this. That was just a fabrication. And I was like, oh, weird. Like, I. I understand comedians lying all the time for jokes and stuff like that but not at that moment that part of the story

yeah at that moment there was another comedian they got in trouble for that of the brown dude yeah yeah because like his whole thing is about like which brown dude we talk about I don't know his name he's the one that's in like he was in Indian Browner

he was in masses of none but he wasn't obviously the main Indian he interviewed Barack Obama I forgot his name he uh what the oh fuck me heck you're saying his name is not gonna come to me. I'm not going to guess his name. Sorry, I only know

Aziz, uh, the guy that's, uh, Andrew Schultz's pet. What's his name again? That's great. I forgot his name. I used to know his name. Askosh. Askosh. Askosh. That sounds a little bit wrong. Isn't it just Akash? Yeah.

Yeah. Sorry. It was just, that's not something like a fucking fucking Andrew Shultz fleshlight. Whatever his name is. Yeah, yeah. So Akash or something and then the other guy that. He was immediately annoyed. The other guy that I just mentioned, and I forgot his name immediately.

Indian. I know the Indian. It's just some guy. Like, Who are? A lot of, No. A lot of his stories,

a lot of his jokes were built on stories about, like, and they were met, like the, the part of it, him exploring, what you call, him exploring life as an Indian man

around white people. But how happens is that comes to find out a lot of those situations were just not what happened. Yeah, they just didn't happen. Yeah, so he's some lying ass,

ass, okay, I get it. Yeah, so Dave Chappelle, again, though, James Chappelle has so much clout and charitability, it doesn't matter. And they'll, like, say he can do shit like that and it's like, oh, it's distasteful, but largely, I would say 90% of his fans don't give a shit.

They're like, yeah, whatever, he's Dave Chappelle still. Yeah, even I like him less, but like, yeah. I think he's still funny. I don't hate it. He's not at the level to where I'm like, I fuck this guy. He's not like a Joe Rogan to where I have one billion percent. His name is Hazan, um, Mishani. Mishani.

What the fuck are you saying? Let me see. Hassan Mijan. Mishat. Oh, that guy. Yeah, that fucking, yeah, that guy's a weasel. That guy. That guy's a little bit of a weasel.

I know your time on now. Unfortunately, there ain't that many famous Indian comedians that you had to poison the well, buddy. You had to poison the Indian well. Oh, well. Hey, bro. You had to poison the curry. Guess who is retarded to take all?

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Bluey creator. Oh. That would have been way better. That was just him right off the top of his dome saying the creator of Bluey, which that was so fucking random. I hated it. It didn't go anywhere. Yeah. It meant nothing. Your phone's being gay. I'm working.

Yeah. One of these days, bang zoom, out your colon. Nice. The colon mooners, the honey. Pre-Rodge, Blake 896, who do you think you are? I am. Pelvis Cocktello, the same sex attractions.

Do you think Brian Thompson's last words was, wah! My dad went to school with tears for fears and told me they were known as those queers. It's not true. Guys are here with Rachel Payne Hurricane Miller. Texas State of Salad, shot young Sheldon. My heart's breaking.

The way. DX, Tim Allen growl off. Oh, wait, DX. DMX and Tim Allen. It does that thing with the ampersand, where it does the end symbol and then AMP. Oh, it does that bullshit. Oh, man, you got seconds, man.

And Tim Allen in a growl off, Nikki Ziggy, 58 shades of gay, Marcus, Maria's Colin fell out, man, I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do, kind of myself to death like a medieval peasant, out of focus, big foot, preheated toes, sorry, I'm extracts and badly brave, dog the baby hunter.

Aetherian needs help lowering his weapon in Hale 3, Orange Man Hunter, Nafer, Memphis 1, and King of Hapack. Oh, thank God. We did it. See you later, guys. Out!