The Snark Tank - #297: ElonYe Wusk

Episode Date: February 8, 2025

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And they were basically because no, they would never let a woman touch them. And it was really an admirable. But they were straight, right? They were straight, but they wouldn't know what they were. No, well, it was, it was ambiguous. Yeah. It was going to say, it was very ambiguous because I couldn't tell what was going on. They were like Unix.

Yeah. And I think they actually even literally publicly chopped their dicks off. This is real information. Yeah. You can take this to your parents and tell them that you learn. something. Yeah. It's a good movie. You ever seen Intouchables? No, actually. Of course not. Well, yeah,

why am I asking you? Untouchables. What the fuck you're talking about? You didn't watch all those fucking you weren't watching all the movies with Joan everybody, watching all those fucking film person movies because of course. Untouchables? Yes, I watched Untouchables. I remember to inform you Intouchables is not like a film school movie.

Yeah, but it's like, it's just really good acting scenes. It's like one of those movies. What about every like fucking uncrustables? Yeah, they're Incrustables movie? Yeah. That's with a What is it? Rocky? Yeah.

Sylvester Stallone? Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah. And he's just like... And Arnold Schwarzenegger? They're constantly... They're like... They just love peanut butter.

One of them made peanut butter and one of them invented jelly in this movie. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you got peanut. I have jelly. I have jelly. And then what's the... What's machete? What's machete?

Machete. What's his name? Danny Trejo. Danny Trejo. He comes up and he's like, I have an empty empanata here. I have an empanada here. He has any. He has a...

the empty impanatha. What is that? What is that? I think it's some sort of bread. It's like a Mexican bread kind of, you know, and then they put their... It's one of them illegal bread. It's illegal kind of need to get you out of here. He's a Trumper, right? He's a Sylvester Stallone. The weird thing is, I never, like, knew until recently. Yeah, he was really quiet about it. He was very low-key about it. And I love that Arnold did a 360, 180, because back in the day, he was kind of like collecting some stuff that he shouldn't be collecting I think that was a little bit like Nazi-esque some paraphernalia oh really back in the day because his because his dad or whatever yeah and like you know like he's Austria like that was

Nazi his dad was a piece of shit yeah that's why that's why he hates everybody everything that's going out right now yeah so then he grew up likely you know a lot of people do and he was like now he's like ultra progressive because even he ran as a Republican but when he was a governor but he was he was like baby shit Yeah Republican back in the day He was he was what old school Republicans Old school non-high branch Republicans were

Yeah And then he got you know he got older and he was like Fuck shit sucks and Remember when uh what was it When Ukraine got attacked I think he came out with like that whole Like a nine minute video I was like speaking big facts

And I'm like wow this is weird scene It is weird yeah A retarded fucking celebrity Huh? Trumper? No no no absolutely not He hates him He's one of those vocal

Arnold Schwarzenegger? No no he's like Like, yeah, he absolutely hates fascism. And so it's pretty cool, but, uh, I mean, Slye. I guess they are like peanut butter and jelly, really. Yeah. I'd imagine Sly. He's of that age, dude.

He's, he's also brain damage, probably. He's also brain damage, clearly. He's not probably, nigga what? Didn't he do porn or whatever? That's how he got brain damaged. That's crazy. He busted too many nuts consecutively and became reparted from it. Got face fucked by a horse.

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It's shot good Anyway I'm gonna write this story About me running up some steps Peanut butter Welcome to the Stargank Podcast It is me Chris

Ray God, it is him, Tom Sweeney. It is him, Derek Blackman. Welcome. Welcome, one and all. I don't know, man. What do we got to do? Grammys. So much shit happened.

Grammys. Grammys. Grammys. Hassan. The great, yeah, Hassan Wars. Hassan Wars 3. The new stroke. I don't really know much about what happened at the ground.

I did see. You must have. I know what you're saying. I did see the entire crowd sing A minor. Oh, I didn't see that. Like when they brought, when they brought Kendrick Lamar up for Not Like Us. Oh, that's great.

And they were playing the song. That's great. And they played like the most offensive verse of that song. People are, it's weird. I'm wondering how many people that Drake slided behind the scenes because nobody's doing them any favors. It's unilateral. Yeah.

Throughout the whole entirety of music. And like, you know how, you know how safe the Super Bowl is with their image and like the halftime shows to the point where the chili peppers when they perform? it wasn't even live for them. They're like, oh, we had to, like, plug in our instruments and pretend we're playing. And anyway, they said they're not going to stop him from doing not like us. That's kind of insane for the Super Bowl.

That is actually nuts. That is so, like, there's a universal disdain for Drake that I think is so damn funny. It's fucking hilarious. Like, because, like, what did he do? What did you do to dessert? You must have done so much more than I even understand you've done. That's what makes it crazy. It's like, Drake's put niggas on and then, like, everyone just hate.

I think because he's been, he's been riding too high for two. long and obviously when you ride high for that long people just start hating you think it's just pure hate he didn't do anything he clearly has had sliding people throughout his time there like he's an artist something like that that's like that slide people like of course it's the nature of the beats you know the biggest content create like the biggest creators only get where they are because they slide people that's just how it is or even in general people in general you get high because you have to like you got to eat people you got for me you know you got to pick a person out of the crowd need them it's I guess if you're the number one and a metaphor you're the number one

If you're the number one artist, if you're the number one artist on Universal Music Group, right? Mm-hmm. Which is the largest music group. I guess there are probably times where you think you should have been getting more attention and things. And maybe Drake had kind of some say, almost like LeBron James, actually, the Lakers, where he made, he's a player. He's not an owner, but he makes decisions as if he's in the front of. office. And I feel like that probably made a lot of people be like, fuck this guy. And it also like say something happened recently that. They don't get a ring as a liquor yet or no. What?

Do you get a ring as a liquor yet or no? Yeah, in 2020. They got the first, they got their first right. Well, in 2020, but like I think a lot of people think this, they say it doesn't count because it was during COVID, during the bubble when they were playing isolated. I don't, I don't care. I don't need to get into that. It's just one of those things to where like they won, they won a championship, but during COVID when it wasn't like the regular league when you just play and there's audiences and stuff and all that shit so people are saying oh that's with an a asterisk it doesn't count but to me somebody made the argument that it was probably much harder because everybody's worried about dying and I was like yeah that's a fair point you know it might

have been a harder time somebody cough and you're like yeah you know it was funny there was a guy that coughed on the mic during a press conference Rudy gober and fucking around he was like and then he got he had COVID he got diagnosed with COVID like the next day and then he died in a week That would have been great. But he was found mangled and raped under a fucking turnpatch. By COVID. Some fucking guy in Joey COVID. Joey COVID.

We ran these fingerprints that were around his neck. Turns out it was COVID. It was COVID. It was COVID that strangled. If somebody came up with that, would you, what would you think? Because you'd be like, they're just saying that, right? And somebody that they know actually raped and strangled him. That would scare me a lot because they're covering for some guy.

That lets some more darkness in than we understand, you know. You don't understand. It was COVID's fingerprints. Can COVID-19 rape and kill people? Apparently, the worst is, the easiest is yours? The worst is mine. I really hope it's just some guy they know raped and murdered him. Because if it's not, then it's really bad.

That's the best case scenario. It is. It's crazy. Isn't it? If you get COVID too bad, the COVID man shows up. So, yeah, so the entire Grammys, the entire Grammys crowd sang, That's awesome. A minor. Like harmonized.

Was Drake there? Of course he wasn't there. I would have shot somebody if I was there. Was he nominated for anything? Do you think he would be? I guess he hasn't really done anything recently. Yeah, he hasn't. Or he probably has.

I just don't know. He's just been crashing out. I mean, yeah, wouldn't you? I guess, but like I wouldn't be in a position to crash out, I guess. Yeah, well, true. I guess I'm saying from, from a permit, if you were Drake, what else could you do but fucking crash out, I guess. I would just dip.

I'd be like, well, I have. made a lot of money in this last 15 years. Yeah, I'm gonna go chill somewhere. Well, if he was, I guess if it was say, since clearly Drake didn't really respect, oh my God, I forgot his name. Kendrick? No, no, no. John C. Riley. Mustard? The dude that, no, dude that he beefed with before. Oh my, Push a T, sorry. Push. Yeah. So I feel like Drake didn't really respect push a T. And then he earned his respect after getting destroyed. but he did what he should have done with Kendrick, right? He lost the battle, and then he just fucking laid a low a little bit and then moved on.

Well, the thing is that people are not letting us die. I think Kendrick himself is particularly not letting us die. But people, so Kendrick hasn't really done anything other than G&X. And then, but the thing is Drake keeps making moves behind the scenes. Oh, no, all those losses are defamation and like, he's doing stupid shit to where it's like, bro, people aren't even, there are people that cover this shit that don't want to talk. about Drake right now. And they're like, you're making us talk about you in a negative way. It is fucking stupid. That defamation clause is insane because I'm like, did he really like,

what? Like, why? It's rat beef. Like, I get it. It looks bad. Don't get me wrong. It looks bad. But the thing is that we live in this world where. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacist to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomachache every time that I eat and it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh yeah, you know, I just, I have a stomachache every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And, and

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doing some fuck shit and if you release a good piece people forgive you forgive you there's no one no one was able to hardcore attach these things to you though I think

there's a plenty of proof of you doing fuck shit 100% like aside from the Millie Bobby Brown shit outside of that there are several moments where he's way too close

to sketchy situations well I remember I know the way too close to them yeah I know the one where he's on stage yeah the 17 year old she says She says her age and he still proceeds

That's the weirdest thing that I've seen There's multiple situations like that Where there's a hundred of things of him doing weird Show I'm like You are dumb You're just dumb He's a dumb person You should not be how you are you are

Yeah being this publicly Unfortunately you are still half black I like his You are too closely situations I like that in one of his responses Was that He said I'm with His defense was

I'm so famous That if I was doing something illegal and shady, I would have been caught by now. And I'm like... Blood. Such a tone deaf thing to say. That's great. That's an insane thing to say.

I'm like, first of all, you're begging for people to go fishing into you more. And number two, obviously, every fucking big, large case of a celebrity that got caught decades later. Yeah. Cosby. It's so, like, I was like, who wrote his shit? A fucking moron. Oh, maybe he actually wrote it this time.

Maybe he actually didn't get ghost written. I think... He hired people on Fiverr to do it. I think Fiverr would. do a better job. Probably actually. That's what's crazy. I think,

I think all in all, I think he's made dumb decisions. I think he's continued to ban a bitch and more in a weird way. And I just, just lay low, dude. Lay low.

Take your time off. Enjoy your millions, dude. Enjoy your millions of dollars and chill. Like, take some years off. Don't in run the act like that. Just,

if you get caught, get caught living your best life. I don't like him. I actually hope he keeps going and gets destroyed. I, I, I don't hate Drake, but like,

I understand that. I don't hate him either. I just don't like him I don't like him You should dislike him From the stuff that he's done Oh no he's done Probably should dislike him

He's not pale enough I guess Yeah Yeah I look at Like you would be writing death letters him I understand the The Tennessean in him Makes you want to Not completely destroy a brother

You know what I mean Well do I just think I think like How do I explain this? I have music music I like Even Kanye right Oh my God Oh my good

Did you guys see what happened? We're getting there. I don't understand. We're getting there. I forgot my. I don't know how you forgot. That was the only thing that I saw. Because I was like fucking in a fucking migraine stupor last night.

Oh, right, right, right. It hurt my eyes. I was like, what? And I was like, oh, titties. I don't understand. I'm confused at people's reaction to this. What do you mean? Why are people shocked by this?

Like, what is so shocking? It's not shocking. It's just, it's like, it's like, it's, it's like, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's. I think it's like, so if you read the comment sections, people, so there's the people that are like, oh, nice tits, right? Like, clearly. But then there's people are just like the high key disrespect. It's just like, it's more of, I don't, I didn't see shock. Like, people were like, oh, I can't believe Connie did this because she's been walking around naked. Yeah, that's kind of the thing. It's like, she's been naked this whole time. This is, it's more of like she is fucking naked now. Or it would be usually see through tops. And like, this time it says, you're putting a piece of silk over you. That's, if, if, if, if, Nobody would consider that clothes. Right. Like, say, Grammys before or even the, not used to Oscars, usually Grammys and other award shows where they'd be see-through shit all the time.

I remember, who was it? Some bitch with the, oh my God, what's the... Betty White. Yeah, Betty White, which is wearing the see-through thong. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That'd be crazy, man. That fucking stung up me. What the hell is that?

Marilyn Manson went with somebody, like fucking in the 90s or something. Or he's sucking his own dick. Yeah, he was walking on his hands. He was walking his sucking his dick. He wrapped around one whole time and then started sucking its whole day. And it's going, the beautiful peep on. And he rolled around. It's obnoxious.

But yeah, it's what the seeing nipples at award shows is nothing new at all. I mean, even just like recently, Miley Cyrus has been making some moves and then she posted something you can see her nipples again because she's all you know like it's not shocking at all it's just the level of like oh she's literally there's nothing there was nothing to be desired and i feel like that's the thing that usually is the only caveat that you're supposed to respect in like showing nudity is you're not fully naked you're showing off some parts and everybody can now be like oh hot and spicy controversial and connie's just like no just be naked i yeah i get i i i get it some crazy moves lately too he's been saying doing some shit on twitter that's like my naker shut

up i heard he said something about comela that i don't know what was it i didn't see it because i used to want to fuck camilla but then she lost and i don't like i don't like fucking losers anymore that's awesome it's like that see i thought like it was going to be political but uh but that i saw because somebody said this when conier posted about camela all i saw was a gif of that dude they got caught with his pants down and they drove away so people were saying it was a moment like that and I was like what did he tweet but I didn't look it up I'm surprised that he's even allowed there well he got kicked out he wasn't invited I thought he was I think he was invited so from what I heard I mean does it does it sounds more plausible to me that he wasn't invited

because he's been saying the most racist shit humanly possible and they're like we don't want you at our event yeah he's probably never gonna we just showed up anyway I am met it just makes more sense to me that he wasn't invited and he showed up because he's kind of I could I could swear he wasn't invited but I can be wrong well I'm just thinking of it because how Because how would he even get to that point if he wasn't invited? Because he's Kanye. Well, yeah, but if he was like, look, look, think of it this way. Remember how some stupid kid got up and almost killed Trump?

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and here is security being like oh, Kanye, of course you're invited and this guy didn't get the memo that Kanye was not supposed to be here. But I assume the security would know if he shouldn't be invited. No, you're not listening to me contextually. No, I understand what you're saying, right?

Like, oh, it's Kanye West. Obviously he's a fucking, right? It shouldn't be famous artist and like he is been, he's won. He has like what, like the fifth most on the planet. See, look, this is how... So the way you're thinking about it, it's like, like it's a movie.

It would be like, everybody knows Kanye's going to show up and we need to keep him out. So everybody, everybody keep up on your god for Kanye West. No, no, it's probably just like,

he's not invited and then literally the security guards are just doing their job. And then Kanye shows up and like, why would you question Kanye West? You would just let them in. Because I assume if there's security, right?

You know, you, like they have the list, you know, where, like, everything, I'd assume. That's not how security works. See, that's all like I'm saying

about that kid that climbed up and almost killed Trump, you would assume Secret Service would have the place lock the fuck down. That's what I'm just He wasn't banned

He just wasn't invited He wasn't like Oh black, he wasn't on like a list It's like don't let this person That's what I mean He was just not invited Keep him out

No Kanye's I just I think look at First of all I could be totally wrong And maybe he was invited I'm just saying I thought he was I'm saying logically

It would be kind of insane If he was Because of the Nazi shit that he said Not even like say Oh did he? Was it anti? No It wasn't even like

vaguely. It wasn't even like subtle. Yeah, it was it was worse than Elon Musk actually. Like, come on. It was way worse than Elon Musk when what Elon Musk did, right? Because the Elon Musk did the salute, but Kanye was actually praising Hitler, right? Yeah, yeah. So it's kind of like the two of them could make the ultimate Nazi. They put together. Yeah, it's put together. Yeah, it's turned to Hitler with a deeper tan. That's a terrifying about a power, dude. Them together. Elon already has more power. You got the fashion side of it. You got the money. All the aesthetic and a money. Oh, God. You got fucking someone, a good artist that can actually. put out amazing propaganda. Ilanye Wask. Ooh. Elanye Wask. I think I found the title of this. The title of this fucking episode.

Elangier was so insane. Oh my God. What else? Dochi, dochi, well, hold on. Well, so for that, I guess the reason that whole thing didn't stick out of me is because she's not only been, she's been ultimately naked. You've seen enough of her. To the point where, like, I don't even register.

It's not even interesting to me anymore. It's like, okay, she's, whatever. I've seen those tits a million times. It doesn't even register to me. It's like, yeah, for sure. And so for her, it's just like, oh, now she's wearing nothing, but it's like, I don't know. I mean, what is there to see beyond tints really? Like, everything else is, yeah. I think it's, yeah, because, like, to me, it's not, like, it's not like, spread eagle. Like, I'd be like, whoa, that's crazy. That would be pretty wild, because that would be the next thing, like, she just spreading her, like, pussy and asshole. Then I'd be like,

oh, okay, I might even screenshot that just, just because, like, even though I'm, there, almost every screenshot, I never go back and look at it, but it's still, but it's still just like a natural like holy shit this might be i have to hold off to this if like i have to chronicle this for some reason like i have so much useless bullshit but uh before when i was seeing people talking about it is that you look at coney's it's the dynamic makes it look there's no proof of this but the dynamic just makes it looks like it's forced yeah i mean it just feels fucking weird i agree but that's also i feel like it's always that's been it's been you it just kind of feels like oh that's that again on such a grand it just feels like oh that's that again on

such a grand I guess the biggest thing and I guess the only thing I could say is that on this grandiose stage and from whenever I see them it's usually they're at a mall doing some shit it's like yeah they're outside of a pay less yeah a payless that's that's that really was that real was that real I can't believe I can't imagine cadio would be caught anywhere near a palest um I would respect it though it was like when Shaq had a payless shoes but then all the tacks but then kids got beaten up for wearing them yeah I felt bad for those kids just like fuck that's so crazy Because kids like checks, like, I want shoes that like regular people can afford so kids can actually wear this. And then kids got beaten up for wearing them.

Do they look stupid? Not really. It was just, it's the fact is like, yeah, because most NBA shoes actually look terrible in my opinion. Yes. But like. I think there are some nice sneakers. There's some. Most of them are like kind of this.

You can't beat the Jordans. Everything after that is like people trying to be too unique. I think every, I think every pair of like basketball. basketball sneakers in particular don't look good. I don't know. They're not meant to look stupid. They're not meant to look good. I don't think they like make like you're not making a pair of hyperdunks that look good.

You're not making, like phone pies. I like the round nature of them, but they're not like, they're not meant to look nice. I'm hard pressed to even find a pair of sneakers that doesn't look like a mess. Like sneakers are, sneakers inherently to me just look like a fucking cacot.

There's plenty of beautiful sneakers. You know what? I've never seen a beautiful sneaker in my fucking life. You know what Jordan's look like, right? There's plenty of nice. Like vaguely in my head Like like like like this is the You can pull one up I guess

Yeah because to me this is like Once The classic ones look nice There's nothing to me that looks better than that It's just so aesthetically pleasing In the world of sneakers you mean Yes right absolutely I'll just put the yeah

Let me pull up Jordan This I'm saying I feel like every other I feel like every other shoe looks better than a sneaker So it's like I'm never looking at sneakers It's like if you've ever seen like So like just it's very simple Yeah the ones It's a very simple just

aesthetically please. When you see people rocking them, it just looks great, especially if people have jeans, especially you tuck them inside. It looks, this is a,

this is not a goofy ass shoe. No, it's not goofy. She bought me a pair of OG Jordan ones. And I was like, why did you buy me a meter? Of course you did.

How much were they? Were they like fucking like $100? Oh, I didn't know they're that much. Did you crazy? Those are oldos? No, I don't even wear them. I wore them maybe one time.

I was like, why? Stupid. What's even the point? I don't get it. I guess it has. No, no.

I don't get it either. It's like getting a huge bus, right? Like, it's just to be there. Like, because you're not wearing $3,000 shoes. But that's how I am with, like, most, like, everything I get collected, but I'm like, oh, nice. Yeah. Exactly. Like, it feels weirder because you know that the shoe, actually, the material was $5.

You know what I mean? Oh, it's insane. Maybe even less than that. That's the thing that feels. They did like a re-release set and she grabbed them for me. And I was like, Lily, why did you buy me these, sweetheart? Like, like, I appreciate this is really nice of you. I don't need these.

Now, if you want something that looks like Jordans, but they're not Jordans, you just get the high top vans. They have the same exact, like, shape. Oh, yeah. The exact same. I don't like the way his name vans feel. I actually, I never, I don't like Jordan's particular. I looks like Nike. Like a pair of just air forces.

Air forces just do the trick for me. They just, good sneakers. See, that to me is like to even know the name of it. Yeah, the Urfers. He's like, oh, these are the Air Force sneakers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it is. Exactly.

Yeah. I like certain sneakers, but I'm not a sneaker. sneakerhead at all. Like I have, I have, I have, I have, the shoes that I have in there, they're these toe shoes. They're not toe shoes, but they're like flat. And they have, like, no, I don't even know what the fuck it is. They're just convenient. And I have, uh, Converse, that's the only shoes that I'll buy, I'll buy, uh, Chuck's over and over. I cared about them a lot when I was young, because I was young and black and from New York City. So, of course, I fucking cared about sneakers, but, Chuck's? Yeah. Chuck's. Yeah. Chucks are probably one of the most

popular shoes in the world. Well, I would imagine in general, but I don't know if I, I don't know if I knew that many black people wearing them. I know I'm talking about sneakers in general. I wasn't talking about chuck. I wore chucks. I did wear chucks too, for sure. They're a good looking shoe.

They're a weirdly timeless shoe. Like, I feel like I could see that in like the 70s or now. And it's like they make sense. The chucks are timeless. Obviously the all-star, all-star com, Adidas. Classic another. I don't even know if they make all-stars anymore exactly. I haven't seen them.

There are some classic shoes that I don't understand whether they're like, like, Like chucks, chucks, chucks are always there. They've never not been in any shoe store, except for maybe champs. Like, Champs is probably the only place that doesn't carry them, but champs is fucking joke. You go to champ. No one goes to, with those niggas that wear in the referee shit.

Like, you just want to go and beat them up. Like, I feel like, I want to storm them for some reason. I do. I'm like, why? What a stupid fucking uniform. Like, come on, bro. Another plan to shoot up a DSW. Fucking nuts.

Another terrorist attack on a DSW and broad daylight. Imagine you're a DSW like manager. And you got to give him the terrorist attack. For some reason, you're just this target. It's like a universe. It's like understood that like if you work in a DSW, you're like, you live at like, just like a 50% increase in the risk that you might be involved in some kind of domestic terrorism.

Why would you work there? Why would you work there? Benefits really good benefits. They have to be a fucking amazing benefit. They pay, they pay 20. $28 an hour. They all healthcare covered. You always get 40 hours.

Always get 40. Yeah. Always get 40. That's not enough, dude. That's like 28? That's enough to them. 28. You know what I mean?

To some people, that's true. That's enough to the head of a company. You'll come to. That is true though. You'll walk into a war zone for 15 bucks. That is. That is $6. That is so fucking true.

What else happened at the Grammys though? Don't she won. Don't you one best on hip-hop bottom of the year. Her, Lauren. Hill and Cardi B got one of Of course, Cardi B, I didn't even know I didn't know she was doing it. Not currently, but she got one of the fucking looped, dude.

She got one of the Grammys of Rap album a year for fucking invasion of privacy. Terrible decision. She's just a horrible person. Like her core makes you really sad that she's on. He's in the same league as Lauren Hill, the fucking one of the greatest rappers to ever touch a mic and then. Weird, one of the greatest, but also has a very low catalog.

Oh, she didn't make much music very long. Isn't that interesting, though? Very long. It's like, she was so iconic. And then she made music and she was like, I'm going to leave. But when that happens, the same, you can say to make the same argument for $10,000. Yeah. Where you're like, you're like, he at least has like four albums with Outcast and then one solo album.

He has a decent amount of music, but it's also. Lauren Hill has one album. She has Lauren Hill, as far as I'm concerned, has one album. And I was a child when I came out. Yeah. I remember being in elementary school being like, that thing, that thing. You know what I mean? Like, that's crazy.

I have actually vivid memories of that. It's crazy. That was forever ago. Yeah. That's my memories of like the spice girls and stuff like that. Like I remember that vividly from like elementary school. My sister loved the spice girls and I heard that music album all the time. And Destiny's Child was the other one.

Destiny's Child is very vivid to me. Like that is a very vivid. Like I remember being in like specific house in Yonkers in like 2000 or something. It's probably really controversial expression for Beyonce fans. Let me saying this, but. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman. and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists

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Yeah. But I, based on a lot of people that like really like music, they give her, her credit for a few of her albums. I just don't like them because I don't like how she'd be. because I think, well, I think when she made her first three songs of Jay-Z, that those are really good songs. But her music kind of became too boring post-J-Z, you know? Nothing pops out in my head that, like, say, for example,

just one Destiny's Child song, Independent. Nothing that Beyonce is made by herself is much more like, when I hear that song, like, it does something to me, especially the beat. Like all the women All the women independent Throw you know You know something is really fucking

Stuck in my mind about her It's fucking what to call it to the left Yeah I know every word I hate that song I know every word to that song That song is But that's like a memory

You know That's like yeah Oh something sparks in my brain Remembering that I genuinely think that's like a wiggles level song Yeah I don't like that single ladies It's a

I like single ladies I don't know To me it sounds like But that was like When I was listening Watching music videos a lot So like I saw that shit Constantly

See. I don't like that. Halo is like, like, it's a fine ballad. But I don't go out of my way to listen. I would never go out of my way to listen to it. Well, yeah, yes, listen. We're listening to Beyonce in general. But, like, I had no problem fucking finding me.

I like. Pisses me off. Dude, it ruined Google searches for like five straight years. I remember that. I was like, this bitch. They're out of here. I hate her. Yeah.

This Creole black woman. There's a story. Some people are saying it's not true. but there's this ex-UFC fighter Mike Perry. When he was walking out one time, he requested the Halo theme song. And then when he came out, Halo by Beyonce started playing.

Dude. I'd be fucking fear. That's lit. That's exactly what I'm talking about, man. Yeah. And so the thing is, that's the official story. Some people are saying they're not 100% if it's true or not because Mike Perry first he was coming out,

like, what the fuck? And then he just starts singing it like, hey. Like, you know, so he's like getting all in. into it. Sure. And so it looks, but some people were doubting if maybe he was playing a trick. Like he said that and he was trolling? Well, it was way, uh, I'm assuming he did. Good. I'm assuming he did, but it was too, it was, he was probably, he was hyped up on the anger from like losing his song. But yeah, that would, that is a, that can be a very easy mistake. It's just because the halo that you're, yeah, there's no way the people who are like working that, especially at that time. Yeah.

The people who are working the sound, like, there's no way they know what that is. You know. Yeah. I'm trying to think, I know they're... A huge general is just like way more... Survivors, Survivors amazing. They had, like, they had good fucking beats back then, dude. Oh, dude, yeah, there was something, there was... I think there's great beats now, too, but the beat creation's so homogenous now. It's like six, seven beat makers you're going to hear.

Yeah. Unless you, like, really fucking, really fuck with hip hop and you're, like, digging for, like, the alchemist or, like, a cold beat or, like, a fucking, um, Because everything is mustard. Everything is fucking... Dude, that thing is mustard now. That was your... Dude, that nigga's making money off the ass now. Dude, I can't believe...

I can't remember if this happened before we recorded last time or not, but the academics? Oh, God. Thank... Oh. I'll be honest. I prayed for these. I actually... I used to rhyme like this and shine like this.

I can't stand that dude so much that I was like, I don't even... I'm not even going to mention... I was like, I'm not even going to mention it to you guys. He's the first Jamaican I hate. I hate academics, dude. I hate that nigga so much. He sucks so bad. I'm so finally, finally, most people understand how shitty this guy is.

Yeah, so to fill everybody in, I think, like, there was, like, weird videos that came out of him, like, kind of just talking to, like, underage people and, like, doing weird shit. Like, having weird conversations, like, mega fucking strange sexually charged conversations. He's being, yeah. He's being absolutely. inflammatory in ways. It's him and Tori Lane's manager, which is already bad enough because Tori Lanes, there's a bunch of fucking idiots in the scene that have been like

Free Tori for shooting fucking Shot Meg. He literally shot her. Shot her. She got shot on the foot. Dude, so many fucking free Tori. And so many random hip-hop niggas were like, fuck Megan. I'm like, he shot the girl. Hold on, hold on. No matter what she did to him. Hold on a second. Hold on. Yeah. Let's hear it.

That is a little funny. Because she's fine You know what I mean She's not like She gets shot in the chest in heart Like Frankie Biont In his dreams Like it was like

He's in a fucking simulation Waking up Like Ray Charles does In the fucking day Oh She got You just beam the image Of man

The image of Ray Charles Living his entire life The way he is And then waking up We're able to see At like 20 And it's like You could see somehow

That was a dream That's the worst dream ever. It was just all black. It was black in sounds and winning a bunch of awards. Yeah, what happens? Am I talented in real life? Right. He can't play piano in real life. That's so fucking sad. I think you know, no, but you know how dreams are fleeting.

Yeah. So he's like, wait, wait. Georgia, Florida? Florida. Florida. Florida. You're mutants and crocodiles. he's hammering is darn,

dun, darn, darn, that's great. You might as well I want to be blind again. I want to be blind again. Bro,

that's real shit. What do you, is it? No, what I mean, no, I have written, I wrote a hit

a hit in my head in while I was dreaming. Oh, dude, I know what you, I know what you're talking about. Yeah. And it's been infuriating.

Yeah. Because like you can remember it and then you remember less of it and then it goes away. It's gone. You know it was good. You know. I was like, what the fuck?

No, that was great. Yeah. And it wasn't even like a nebulous thing where it's just like, oh, it wasn't even like the idea of a good song. It's just like, no, I remember like exactly the way it feels. And I remember feeling this, but I can't remember remembering it, but I feel it. You know how much? Like I remember it like and then it fades away. It's like any dream.

It goes away unless you can like write it down. You got, yeah, capture it like right. And even to the extent that you could write it down. It's just like, it's always the end product. It's never the beginning. Yeah. So like I have to decipher like, fuck it. What chord is that?

Damn, I just know it's a good sequence. Didn't work. My brain betrayed me. I've had so many. Twice that's happened to me. I've had so many dreams when I don't know if they're dreams or not. I don't know if I lived it. If I dreamt it, if I deja vued it.

I think it's schizophrenic. Yeah. My dreams once tried to gaslight me in that I forgot that I killed someone. Like it was fucking and it made me feel like, yo, did I? Like, because I don't have that in me, but I'm like, is it possible that people in the compartmentalize, they can compartmentalize to that level to where they literally don't remember a slither of that they did something that heinous. That's what's so scary about that premise is that like, because to not remember it is only

evidence. You know what I mean? Like it's only proof that it's possible that you might have done it. Yeah. It's like whenever like, what is it, the whole story about like when aliens would abduct people and the whole thing is that like they would wipe your mind. Right, right. So you never really would know.

Right. Right, there's like just some subconscious little something, but nothing was... Yeah, maybe, but like, yeah. But like, I never... I've had things like that where I've woken up and was like, did I fucking do... Did it? Wait, hold on. Yeah. My problem was I was watching way too much true crime stuff, so I had a dream like that.

I was like, I went on, I was like one night, I was just on a roll. What do they call the, uh, explore with us or something like that? Ewu? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I will. And I was watching way too much of that shit. And then all of a sudden I'm dreaming of like, clearly my brain knows I couldn't do that. And then to put me in a scenario like, no, but you forgot. Yeah.

You forgot that you like, I like strangled somebody. You got to, you got to go to sleep. You got to go to sleep. You got to go to sleep. Like, nothing about that is ever enticing. I actually think it's very, uh, I think it's very fascinating except for I'm the person that doesn't want to hear the details of like how shit went down. Yeah.

Sometimes they go into detail about like, dismiss. I'm like, I don't want to hear that part. I know people who have killed people. So like, I don't want to know more about people who've killed. people. Like, it's never made me happy. Like, it's like, if I want to talk to people that have killed people, I can call, like, a relative. Just call someone? I get to call, like, one of my cousins in the military is like, yeah, I blew this brown kid's brain off. The military's different, though. It's like, I mean, yeah, but it's still like, if I want to

see people that, if I want to talk about death, a civilian, I think someone is very different. I think the interesting thing. A hundred percent it is, but like, you know, but one is okay. One is okay, one is not. Which is very true. The quotation is okay. It's right, right. It's okay to kill. people if it's okay to be religious and kill people because God you're fighting because God's at school I think the interesting thing about true crime though is like it's more about like how people get caught

like that's what I find most interesting it's like how they figure it out I don't really give a shit about like what happens yeah I don't need to hear the detail wouldn't that arm people more to be better at murdering people and getting away that's kind of the tradeoff isn't it yeah right it's kind of like the school shooting drills where it's just like well the school shooter's here one kid is just like you know

yeah it's not funny That's so not funny, but it's like... Usually, I feel like because all those people... How many entry points are here? So many of the things that I watch, like these people are just like ultra incompetent or whatever. They're just...

They're insane, obviously. And one of my favorite ones was this guy... This fucking tall-ass nerd. He was like 6-1 or something. Complete like, uh... And he fucking... There's just this guy. He wasn't homeless, but he would just sit outside this bookstore.

Or you sit out outside the store and read a book every morning, this older dude. Gross. And then this fucking... kid who was like, oh, I want to get into like CSI and stuff. Just picked him up, killed him, stabbed him, dismembered him, kept his head and his hands in his closet. And then the mom found it all freaking out.

The mom ruined. She's ruined. She wouldn't stop crying the entire day. And then the cops went up to him. Come on. Get over it. The cops went up to him. Hey, so, yeah, I heard your mom found something kind of interesting in your room.

It's like, well, yeah, you can say that. And it was like very, it was crazy. And it was like, so what did you find? A man's head and hands. Like, it was so, I was like, oh, how is this real? What is this? So I can't remember if I was watching Iwu, like, explore with us, but it was a guy, I can't, like, what I'm describing, I don't know how you would search this.

I have to see that video like I said. I don't know how you would. If that's inaccurate. It's as close as I could be doing it. If that is an accurate impression of that delivery, like I need to see that. It's dry humor awkwardness. It's crazy.

I guess you could say that. It was like, like it's, fuck, I don't know how I can find it. That's so good. I don't know how, what would I need to put,

I think it was, was it in Utah? Jam. That is something that I would write. That is something I would be like. I guess you could say that. Maybe. It's something,

um, um, uh, damn. You don't have to find it right now. That's awesome. Explora and you will find. I would love for people to look it up.

There's probably some people, because the Explorer list is a huge channel. Yeah. So I imagine some people listening to this, they know what I'm talking about. The audience has the answer to some. By the way, we have an answer to that fucking the thing that we were trying to figure out about that cartoon, the show, with like the spider web. The spider web. Yeah, what is it? So it was fucking Shrek.

It was Shrek. It was Shrek. Yes. He was Fiona and they're hanging out. Yeah. And he rolls it up and he like takes a bite it and he smiles. He has flies in his teeth. Yeah, we had a conversation on one of the,

I think it was either the last episode of the one before last, we were trying to remember this cartoon where somebody was like, they had like a almost like a like a cotton candy thing, but it was like spider webs and insects. I just put it up. For some reason, my mind went to like Billy and Mandy or something. That seems right.

It seemed right to me. But it was Shrek. I was like, oh yeah, that's right. I don't think about, I guess I don't think about Shrek eating bugs. Right. Because it doesn't happen that much. And I believe in fairy tales. Dink,

D. Another song. Then I saw her face. Oh. Now I am an N-word. Let's go! Wites her master race. Get out of my country.

I hate blacks. Ooh, blacks. I hate N-words. I hate N-words. I want them to die. You know what's crazy. It's that. band is called the monkeys.

Is that the monkeys that did that? Yeah, with the two E's at the end? I didn't know that. I believe, I believe. I don't know that many hits from the monkeys, though. That's their big one. That's their only one. That's their only one.

That's something goes hard. Isn't they're like, aren't they like a fake band? I heard they were like a, like I heard they were a band that was like. Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back.

If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not. not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling while I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child, then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Here are the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. For delicious meals, you could go out to eat or spend hours in the kitchen. Or you could just make a Marie Callender's meal.

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Yeah. I feel like I kind of assume at some point in the... In the history of music, I feel like at a certain point, everybody was. Yeah. Because they're just like, we gotta get this rolling. That was the monkeys, really? Yeah. I mean, I'm pretty sure.

Like the guy that... Wait, was that the... Am I getting confused? The guy, the singer of the monkeys was the guy that sang that New Orleans song, right? So you're thinking of... Am I think of... You're thinking of the monkey from that... The British monkey from the movie that just came out.

Robbie Williams. Yeah, I think maybe. Yeah. Yeah, I think I am. Yeah, that's not the same monkey. I don't know how far off he is right now. I don't know what's happening. No, like the monkeys was that one band that like people are like, oh, get out of here.

You're not the Beatles. Like that band, right? Yeah, it was Beatles adjacent. They were kind of like, you know, you know Wolf Mother? Yes. You know? You know what I mean? You know what I mean?

Wolf Mother. They're like the Wolf Mother. They're like the Wolf Mother. Mother of the Beatles if that makes sense. I like, are you that way or Wolf Mother? No, I like that too,

but you know what I mean, right? They're just like, oh, I've heard this before. Like, this is just like a sound that I've heard. Yes. And you're doing this. It's like,

Greta Van Fleet or something. Yeah, that one's like, that's a way better example, actually. Yeah, that's like. Wolf Mother's a bad example. That's a pretty good, they had some pretty good shit. Yeah.

Greta Van Fleet is like that, come on. That is, it is insulting to me that I'm like, You can't copy it that closely. I'm not into 70s enough to like care that much about it. I've not listened to much of Greta Van Fleet at all or their inspirations, quite honestly. They're extremely talented.

I just, I, I, I, like wasted talent kind of. I really feel like this is how my opinion, how I feel is just go listen to Led Zeppelin. Like I, when I hear Greta Van Fleet, I'm like, why would I listen to this? Because it's not even like a, it's too. similar in my opinion where I'm like eh yeah

it's too close to the original I don't the monkeys is probably very because like to me so you said wait is what's the song I'm a believer I'm a believer

I'm pretty sure it's the monkeys or at least they did one for Shrek at least yeah and the lead singer who's that guy's name he's such a good fucking singer Monkey McDowell that was so fucking

dumb holy shit that's snap me back. That's his name. I swear to God. His name is like...

Monkey Chimpington McDowell. Chimpington. Chimpington. I feel like I'm thinking of something different. The monkeys. So can I... So you remember when celebrities were like adopting like African kids?

Yes, the whole trend. Do you like dozens? What? The goodness to evil ratio. What is the goodness to evil ratio of pulling an African child out of poverty? I'm an idiot. But naming it Chimpington. That's...

I'm such a moron. What is it? So, I was thinking of a completely different band called the Animals. I don't even know the animals. So the animals, because I was like, this is why I was confused. It sounded, when I hear the monkeys, I was thinking of the animals. And I'm like, that sounds nothing like the animals to me. So that's why I was confused.

Completely different band. The Animals is actually fucking awesome. And they have that, you know, the house of the rising sun? Oh, yeah, yeah. That's like them, you know? Oh, that's them? There was a house in New Orleans. That's the animals?

That's the animals, yeah. Oh. I thought that was like some guy named, I thought there was some guy named Steely Joe or something. So it, but the guy has that smooth fucking soulful. But he looks like one of those retarded like, you know, monkeys, beetles haircuts back in the day. So they look stupid. but like this guy

his face doesn't match his voice They look like coconut heads Yeah Yeah Like so like when I see the animal This is very similar to the animals Yeah that does that Beatles vibe Like the the bowl cut

Kind of vaguely British So I look at it They look like fucking nerds They look like They look like if divo were all managers That's like a very specific image That you've just showed me But they're like

they kill it, you know? Oh, I know this on this one. You know, like, look at this guy. That guy looks 15. And 40 at the same time. He's like an old child. He looks like an old child. He's like Joe's cousin.

He doesn't look like an old child. But his voice is crazy. It is like 40 years old. That 15 year old smokes seven packs a day, man. That guy's been through three divorces. He lost his retirement fund. God, his 20s are rough right now. He's tripping right now.

He's only 17. Yeah. He's like, I don't know where else does. I just got out of primary school. He had a midlife crisis when he was nine. That is what that's one of those things where I would, so you know, Lane, Lane's, whatever the fuck. Lane State. I forget his name.

The guy that's saying for Allison Chains, he's dead as shit now. No. When people say, I think he died or he, he was like, they blew up in his early 20s. And then I would see people say all the time like, damn, this guy was only 20-something years old, but I'm like, I believe that. This, I don't fucking believe at all. When you look at this little punk ass and then you hear that voice,

I'm like, what that? That doesn't seem real at all. It's like Tay Zunday. That's a. To Zonday. I still don't. I've heard him. I had conversations with him.

Isn't that weird? And I, it is. A roller rink. Does he sound? Strange remember that. You tell that to somebody. They're like, shut the fuck up. I know.

Does he sound like this in real. He sounds exactly how he sings. Yeah. Like I so what? Hello Derek. So I had a conversation. I saw you skating around the rink and I thought I'd say hello. You're not bad at it.

Keep it up. Is that days on there, right? Dude. I can't imagine those people overlapping at all. Not even. Oh my God. Really under a. So there's on there.

I'm singing this song about chocolate, right? I love Great A and D. Great, he, I do it. I like it. He's nice. He's a nice guy. He also looks perpetually six, but like, he's grown into an elderly child. I guess.

He still looks the same to be. He looks exactly the same to be. He looks a little older. But is it only like the laugh, like, obviously where you see people actually age is like around the eyes. I wish I heard him laugh. I never heard him like actually. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha That was a funny joke

What if he speaks in chocolate rain melody I like this all This is so stupid I enjoy the joke you just told me Hello guys Hello Chris It's really nice to meet you this roller rake.

Hello, Chris. I can't wait to roll on someplace today. Oh, my God. I have to use the bathroom currently. Please, we have to. I cannot endure this. Oh, my God. What a curse.

Like, that's... Hey, baby. Suck this dick and drink my cup quickly. That feels good. Keep sucking me. off, I'm gonna bust. Busting now. I quit.

This shows canceled. It's so dumb. This is without a doubt, the stupidest fucking breath. It was stupid. It was stupid with Jay-Z. It was stupid with the next thing. This, for some reason, is 50 times stupider. The thing that's crazy is that

This can easily reach him. Like, Casey will never hear a saga about him. Well, yeah, especially not now. What will happen now? Well, I don't know. I just feel like he's, you know. Well, I feel like he's probably going to lay low. He's got like a two-star wanted level right now.

I feel like he's going to lay low. I mean, that bitch's story is wishy-washy, but still. Beyonce's mom? Is it something else happened? Beyonce has a mom? There's something else happened? Yeah. No, there was some girl that accused him of assaulting,

him at a ditty party or something like that but it just her stories are so wishy-washy that I'm like all right it's still here's the problem it's it's very problematic to even be implicated in something that heinous yeah I still feel little like ah because normal people like if you if you associate with fucked up people that's something like that can't happen even if you're innocent sure but it shows that you you've have very poor fucking judgment to even be around people like that. It's, it's,

I know it's the industry. I know working, especially jobs. Yeah. There are probably some really awful people that people work with adjacent to, but you're like,

I got, I need my job. So I can kind of excuse that a little bit, but at a certain level when you, dude, one of my coworkers is, one of my coworkers is at Sears. I actually,

I just found out that he was in, he was the guy who piloted that Black Hawk. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Yeah. In Philadelphia, I think. That's,

But uh, did he say this is for you, Chris? He called me. Yeah? The day before he's like, you're, you're going to want to watch the news. You're going to want to see this. I was like, what? Thanks, Brian. I haven't talked to you in 15 years.

You get a load of this. I heard you guys don't have a mini subject. You're always running out of subjects to talk about on your podcast. He's like, well, well, get this. Well, I got some news for you. That show was crazy about two plane crashes. Two, like, consecutively. And they were DEI, really did.

Yeah, they were both DEI. I, yeah, they were, they were DEI. Of course, what else could be? What other option could there possibly be? Simple incompetence couldn't do it. It can't be our current administration, you know. No, man, it was, it was Obama and Biden and DEI. Yes, it was Obama and it was Obamma.

and it was O D-E O-D-N- You can't do what you're trying to do Do not try it Do not try this at home I fucked up Is there anything There's plenty of shit

I don't want to do this I think we covered Another of the Grammys There's not really much Yeah there wasn't Because I didn't see any I just know Shout out to

Fucking Gojiro They won the best metal performance I was cool Oh did they Yeah There was a really funny moment I will say that some reporter was talking to

Courtney from Spirit Box, the elite senior. Oh, yeah, yeah. And they thought, Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget, or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn, Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York,

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What? So they were talking, and then Courtney, quick on her toes, yes, I am Poppy. And I hope that, you know, because Poppy was there because she had a single with knocked loose. And so she just didn't even miss a step Just like, yeah, I am Poppy And I hope that we win tonight Knocked Loose And it was the perfect response

Like it wasn't even like She played into it Yeah, she completely It wasn't even like She needed a second to think about it It was just like immediate It was awesome I did see that thing that you were talking about

The where they were interviewing Baby Face And he was like he was like Baby Face Yeah yeah Like the baby face? Yeah Because he won a chaparone The Wink because she didn't get the album

In a year Wait wait Let me slow down a little bit Wait Is this a different baby Is this old, this old baby phase? Armine singer, yeah. Yeah.

I am so out of the loop. He produces, I guess, right? Yeah, he's been a producer, yeah. So he was on the floor and they were at dog and he, you know, they were interviewing him. And he was giving like a response and in the middle of him talking. They were like, Chapel. Because Chaparone was coming and they were like, all right, all right, take this. And they just walked away.

That's so fucking rude, man. It is really rude. It's a combination of two things. There's like, I could see, like, I don't know how late into the show it was. I could see just being like. you know, on high alert or whatever and just like being like exhausted talking to all these people and like finding shit to say.

I could see maybe like making a dumb slip up like that. Like maybe something in your head comes out that you meant to, ooh, that should have stayed in. But that's pretty fucked to just be like, oh, fuck you actually. I want to see Chapel Rose. Damn, I didn't even, I had no, I don't know anything about what's going on.

By the way, dude. 94 awards at the Grammys. Nine were presented on stage. Only nine. Yeah, of course. only nine huh yeah so i only bring that up because like the game awards get shit on a lot for like oh the gamers don't watch other awards those the fucking you think i don't think gamers have you think gamers have the attention span to sit down and watch awards show that's what i was

but what i'm saying is like they put they like they gave out more awards of the game awards on stage yeah and still had a problem with how it was how it was done and the and then the grammars are like here's nine of the 94 here's like here's like like a fraction of a percent. Nine definitely seems low, but at the same time, I haven't watched an award show in so long. I don't know the average. It's mostly performances. You're watching there for just like crazy performances.

Especially, yeah, like the Grammys and then like those video music awards, all that bullshit. Yeah, yeah. It's mainly, which I'm fine with that. I, for other things that have nothing to do with music, I don't even want performances, to be honest. That's just me. Yeah, yeah. I don't even want performances, really. At a music show?

Just like, you know, what's going to everybody? I mean, just look at the band, just look at the band for an hour and a half. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I mean, I mean, sure. That's, um, I want to see David Byrne drink water for two hours. I haven't watched this. It's like, is, um, is, are, was the Grammy on any streaming platform, you know of?

I don't know. I just saw clips of it. I don't know. Because that's my biggest problem is. A lot of psycho. Most of that shit is still on television. I just don't. I saw some of it at Inkwell because I just went, I went there.

after recording and I was just like I'm fucking hungry And I was sitting there And I was watching They kept cutting to Taylor Swift And it was the same shot Of Taylor Swift over and over again

So I don't know what the fuck was going on And the sound was off Because it was a bar TV So I was like I have no content So chikera was there Fucking Connie was there Just like fucking stucing

Still I can't I really can't believe it Trevor Noah made some jokes That didn't hit Because people don't have media literacy They were bad jokes But like He was he was

He was presenting or something Yeah he was like What you call A Shakira The only expert from Columbia That's not a Trey Blet a great a felony and then he made a joke about

like, people didn't get it? Yeah, people didn't get it. I get it. Yeah. People are not, people are media literacy.

He's gone. I feel like that's very basic. That sucks. Even Lily had a problem with it today. And I was like, Lillian, do you not understand a joke he's making?

It's over. Like, honey, you don't understand a joke he's making. And then he said, what you call this joke, this, what are the, Columbia's only known for two things.

Literally. Like, like, how do you not get that? Cocaine and coffee. Yeah. And what did you say? Christopher? Columbia? Columbia? That's his name, right?

Oh, Columba. Yeah, yeah. Columbus. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Columb busted all over. Every statue of me, I'm just like, every picture of him, he's just like, every portrait, every portrait of his dick in it, dude. His canon character design is him jorke in. The head of his dick is huge. It's way over his palm. I mean, let's be real.

Wouldn't you want to be preserved that way? No. Why? I don't want to, when I die, I want me to be gone. I want people to forget about me too when I die. I mean, I guess we will dismantle your statue, but still, would you at least want a statue? No, I don't want a statue. Okay.

I want to be crucified. Did you want a statue? Uh, I'd want like a puppet. Like a married, like a, like a, like I use my skin to make a life side of life like puppet of me. Some, uh, parisotial person, get on that right now, make a puppet and then put some voodoo on that shit. Let's go, go to fucking Heidi and then let's like put some like fucking, uh, some shit on there. Yeah. and make it like real like a voodoo puppet.

You know, I remember. I'm remembering getting a puppet of me as a gift once. And I remember thinking, oh, how thoughtful. And then I realized that, like,

I just looked like a lot of people. So this could have just been, like a store-bought puppet. I think I remember seeing that puppet of you. Oh, well. I think I remember seeing that. That is gay.

Let's talk about, wait, one more thing. One more thing happened. One more thing. What else? Also, he made another comment about,

uh, that the, the, um, the awards were voted on by like x amount of people and 20 million unequal immigrants he made a joke about that yeah and then obviously dochi right beside him and don't she like rolled her eyes she thought the joke was lame clearly yeah but then people are like he's fucking insult to the immigrant and it's like no he's not insulted it's not an insult

people don't know anything anymore it's kind of why with trevor no i and so that's what i was like Trevor noah the guy that's been like resounding be progressive for the last like i don't They got the host of the Daily Show. People deserve it. We all deserve it. I mean, we are, we were literally, I hate that regular people are being punished too, but at least the people that are that retarded are being punished as well. Yeah, it's kind of the, what is it, the cold comfort of it?

I guess so, right? It was like, he, he made his comments to reference the fact that the people that listen to music are. Yeah, yeah, you don't. I guess anyone I'd hope, but we've attracted some niggas that I don't know how they're following us. Well, they're always going to be. Those people are always going to be there. It's just like when you said, you could soft block somebody and they'll refollow you. Like, they're just incredibly pathetic.

I don't understand it. It's the height of pathetic. Like, what is more pathetic than that? I don't know. I saw a bunch of those people coming out when I got my other Twitter account banned. Uh-huh. I was like, I know I blocked you before. And you're following me again?

Like, what are you doing? Get out of here. That's right. You did get your account suspended. Yeah. Because you just openly. I was just done. I was just like, I'm over it.

What was the context of the guy? What did, uh, because he called you a hypocrite, but what, what were you talking about? I don't even remember what the context was. Damn. Because like, it was just such a mind-numbingly stupid conversation. Yeah. But it was something along the lines of like, uh, she's like, oh, you don't, you don't criticize, uh, George Soros or whatever.

I saw, like, he just brought up the buzzword. Yeah. And I'm just like, at a certain point, I was just like, listen, just go. The piety. Insider trading. Completely silent on. on and literally which never criticizes

where the party of Jeff Bezos George Soros and the entire The party of Jeff Bezos Yeah the guy who was at Trump's inauguration The Pharmaceutical and media industry How could you be so fucking Ultra retarded? Like this guy like

That's what I was that's why I was like listen I'll get I'll get knocked I don't care Like it's fine I literally said like Oh kill yourself with a deadly weapon at this point I don't care Yeah And so they got me

And I felt like it was like It was like the end of Red Dead. I was like, I pushed the doors over. Because I haven't said that kind of stuff for years. Directly. Like that's not even like the, that's not even the most direct I've been. You know what I mean? Like I've said it straight up to people. The most sensitive people, the most sensitive people are, um, the most sensitive people are on top of the platform and now they're, they're, uh, reporting people left and right. I should, you know what the problem is? I didn't say the N word in it. Yeah. They would, if I, if I put the N word in it, I probably would have been

fine. You'd be like that. You said, uh, we said, uh, we said F word. If you would have said, if you would have said it would have had a Nazi. You should have said go kill yourself with a deadly weapon and then put their only two genders. Yeah, I know. That would have saved me. You wouldn't 100% save you. It's a shame. Every day I see another fucking Nazi account.

And I'm like, it's crazy follow. But this shouldn't be able to follow. Wow. I got, I got, um, suspend. No, what do you call it? Timed out. My other account, my other account got suspended. I got timed out.

It was, that was, I told someone to kill themselves, but it was the clever way. Oh, I think I saw it. It was play a VR game and traffic. Played a VR game and traffic. Yeah. Which, the thought of the, the thought of that, the image. I love the. It feels so real.

Anyone that dies, something that deserves. I'm sorry. I can't be, I can't like care. We should make a VR game. We should make traffic play in traffic simulator. I love that. I would invest into that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That would be a really... Kickstarter is launching tomorrow. I'd watch Mark the Ply or play that. I'd watch Mark the Plyor play in traffic simulator. That's a great game. That's like that stupid game that had a resurgence, Mr. President. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is it? It's just you're a Secret Service guy trying to save Trump from getting fucking assassinated. Yeah, you're supposed to jump in front of them. And you're like the fucking... But it's like ragdoll. Yeah, ragdoll physics.

It's so fucking stupid. It's like a... It's like a 20-minute game. Yeah. Anyway, was there anything else that wasn't? Yes. Big thing. So big thing, we got to talk about Ethan Klein released in an hour and 40 minute video on Hassan Picker.

Hason Picker and. He's on. I got to say, man. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed. to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn, Saffaty Valentine,

a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of paramedopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBJYN because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that.

If someone is really opposed to taking medication, There are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. For delicious meals, you could go out to eat or spend hours in the kitchen. Or you could just make a Marie Callender's meal. Yeah, you heard me.

Marie Callender's classic chicken parmesan bowl is delicious with scratch-made marinera sauce, creamy mozzarella cheese, and no preservatives. It's high in protein with 30 grams per serving. Marie Callender's, what having it all tastes like. I've, since it was an hour and 40-something minutes long, I really thought this was going to be like a lot of smoking gun

like really interesting shit and I got it like honestly there was like 10 minutes of it was interesting to me like there was like maybe parts of it then I'm like I didn't know that but it was mostly I'm like okay first of all he's talked about this in length in his podcast many times before

about his son did this his son did that I'm like oh my God I was I felt like I was in Guantanamo Bay you know because I was like I'm going to sit down because I really wanted to I actually recorded a video about it but after I recorded

I was like do I care this much I'm going to review the footage but it was such a lackluster video that I even felt like how am I gonna like how could I even be entertaining or even try to make people give a fuck about this

because I was watching first of all H3's audience didn't care about it I was looking in the comments section they're all just making random jokes about nothing because that's just what they do with everything so it wasn't a sense

serious subject to them really. The Hassan crowd are like, this sucked. And then the same people that were like, I hate Hassan, they're like, oh, I like that this is happening. There's like the commentary community that the only, the only time that they ever talk about politics is when it's involved, Hassan. Yeah. They'll literally, they'll never talk about Israel, Palestine or anything adjacent to it at all. But then Hassan did this. And it's usually the most boring shit where I'm like, why don't you spend some time on like say Ben Shapiro you know who's like objectively worse in every way

imaginable like oh because you don't actually care about this shit at all so it's hard for me to yeah it's hard for me to listen to any of these people because they don't actually care it felt like a hit piece that like a hit piece that was made with not enough bullets you know yeah I just kind of felt like the things that I already the things that I already didn't like I kind of I already knew this stuff and like did you in your guys's

feeling, in your opinions, did you feel like there was anything in there that was enough to be like Hasletcha definitely be gone? There was stuff in there, like, the misinformation, I guess, about the boat hijacking. Uh-huh. It was interesting to me. Because it's just like, that's kind of egregious to get that wrong. It was like, he was talking about how, like, it was like a Israeli boat or whatever that was like hijacked or whatever, but it was like a, I guess, like a Japanese boat that was

hijacked in international waters and all sorts of. And the implication that, like, terrorists. the implication that captors I do think that is a genuine fucking psychotic Like that is like oh look They're smiling as they get handed off From their captors to like safety

And oh they're smiling They must have liked it It's like I don't know But that's kind of insane Yeah the way that I've seen Hassan move But I've always felt that way about it I've always felt that you know what I mean Like it's it didn't move the needle for me at all

Yeah like him kind of like Him being like oh communism I'm being like There's a communistic thing, bro. I don't know. I think ETHENDS is not very versed in politics. Well, he's being, I feel like he's being. He shouldn't really be.

He's being purposefully obtuse in some areas, especially because he knows that he knows that he knows for sure that Hassan would be completely fine with like, say, a democratic socialist system, like, say, the Scandinavian countries. Hassan also has these radical views of pipe dream politics of what I call them. Like, if you've ever heard of voluntarism from a libertarian, Libertarians. I have no idea without it.

So it's the stupid shit ever. It's just self-governing. It's just there's no government. The people are going to step up and it's the dumbest pipe dream shit ever that literally would never happen. It's utopian. It's utopian. It's the same thing is say Hassan, what he would prefer, his extremist version of

socialism would be to make sure. It's like when I use the words benevolent dictatorship. Yeah, yeah. It would be on that level to make sure that people can never take advantage of people again. So you would have to come down hard. on people who would be snakes. Pipe dream shit, never happen.

Sure, yeah. Population's too stupid. That will never happen. Unactionable. Completely. But to act like, say, Hassan, having some of those ideals is anywhere near fucking sweeping for fascism

where people are doing, like, say, in the Daily Wire, whatever. It's like you're spending all this time, which clearly a fucking bandetta against somebody, and from what I've deduced... The head owner for sure. From what I've deduced, what Ethan is truly upset about is

when Ethan was being accused of being a Zionist and by certain people's definition he is Look I don't want to And I'm gonna get into that just yet But like say by some people By some people's definition, yes But by my definition I wouldn't say he

I don't think because to me it's like zealotry And I don't think he's being zealot I would say by some people's definition I don't want to get to that just yet Hold on on When people started coming after him Hassan, like, I would say like 5% of his audience that are absolutely fucking insane that were just in, uh, they were in subreddits and then they're in Discord just trashing Ethan and saying all these horrible things. And Ethan felt so offended and somewhat betrayed that Hassan wasn't doing enough to stop all that hate.

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it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child. Then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Hear the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. For delicious meals, you could go out to eat or spend hours in the kitchen. Or you could just make a Marie Callender's meal. Yeah, you heard me.

Marie Callender's classic chicken parmesan bowl is delicious with scratch-made marinera sauce, creamy mozzarella cheese, and no preservatives. It's high in protein with 30 grams per serving. Marie Callender's, what having it all tastes like. in my opinion he did enough I've seen some of his streams I reluctantly like

dug into some of his stuff to where he's like hey I've definitely seen clips of him being like y'all chill leave him alone and being like kid gloves on Ethan the entire time and the it's very it's been very one-sided where I'm like let me see what Hassan is saying about Ethan

and what is Ethan saying about his son and Hassan is being fucking baby kid gloves barely mentions Ethan unless it's like unavoidable and then Ethan is been to the point where there were clip channels of the HD podcast that defunct and just are making

anti-ethin videos because he won't shut the fuck up about us on. It's like so one-sided. The obsessiveness of it is really harms it. Because like I don't like if this was something that you did after like maybe like I don't know like a month or something. Yeah. And then you moved on

it would be one thing I guess. But like the fact that it's been this I feel like it's been this for like a year. It's been here since a little bit after a total 7th. That was a long time ago. Yeah. In internet, in the, in the culture war, uh, sight guys, that was like fucking 10 years ago. Yeah. It goes like way longer. It does because that's how it is, right? A fucking week past like, Trump got shot at and then a week later, people were like, whatever. Yeah.

And then like, this guy keeps, I forgot that that even happened. It kind of, it only, I only remember in like certain points. It'll pop on my head. But, uh, man, what a loser. That guy. It boils my blood. I hope. I hope. I hope there's a hell. I really hope. I hope. I hope. he's in it. I hope he's getting his mouth fucked by a devil that looks like Trump or something. I don't know. There's real gunners out there. I got to say there's real shooters out there. There's real shooters out there

that are only for some reason. There are some reason they weren't Louisian it up dude. But yeah, no, I don't know. Like this whole same way he did it to Thompson. The same. Don't don't. Don't get me that right now. I don't want my big drip right now. Stop. The whole thing.

The whole thing with him is just like it just seems it just seems like a big crash out big time you know and I was like watching I was like yeah I think he's a hypocrite a little bit

of course I think he's wrong had a lot of shit I just don't care enough I wouldn't I would not care enough about this to spend an hour and then it's also just like a bunch of other personal things brought up with other people

kind of brought in yeah Frogan got brought in which uh I remember one time I brought up Frogan and I turned into the Frozen Joey Ogan that's why I didn't know who Frogan and look I did see I did see the, like the,

so I also saw that, I guess, like, that thing, which I did think was funny at the time of watching the video. It was like, oh, nominated as Rising Star twice. That is actually funny. What was that? Which was nominated as Twitch Rising Star twice. Apparently that wasn't real or something. Yeah.

There's a few things that. So I don't know. And unfortunately, so there are some things that have been, this is the fucked up thing. There are some things, some accusations that Ethan made that have been debunked by other people. and Ethan doesn't care to, he's doubling down.

From his point of view, he's like, no, it hasn't been debunked. And that's kind of an issue when you're not being impartial or you're not being objective about it. The one thing that set the tone for me of him being, not being objective about it is he mentions the Nakhpa. He mentions he just says once the Jews won the war, he kind of starts from there. And he doesn't, if people want to truly understand why this conflict is gone up for so fucking long, you can't mention something like that, but not explain what.

happened because all he does from the entire time is kind of and unfortunately he sweeps for Israel and specifically the IDF because whatever I'm talking about Israel and most people are talking about criticizing Israel they're talking about the IDF their their fucking troops and what they're doing and the thing is from back in the day before the IDF was the thing it was like just the Jews in this in Palestine after World War II they were gifted this territory right long story short like they were gifted this place where people were So obviously that's going to cause a conflict. It's not going to be a peaceful resolution.

Fast forward. They should have been given Germany. I mean, if anywhere, if they were given a place, if anywhere it would be Germany very likely, but Germany already got like, unfortunately, you know why two happened after set one. This is out, if we wanted to do it thoroughly, look, if we wanted to do it thoroughly,

anyone who was a part of the Nazi party, anyone who's like, they are a nationalist socialist and they're part of that party, your home is getting taken. that would have been the intelligent that would have been the most intelligent way to go about it like that would have been it would have been it would have been very difficult to do

it's still let's be real but like at this point I would say I would do anything to properly punish Germany in this aspect but let's just say okay but that's not let's just history and I want to get through this fast as possible yeah that shit happens it's not what happens hundreds of thousands of Palestinians killed right

and because of that obviously vendetta sprang up they've been displaced a lot of the people were slaughtered and so now they're always trying to retaliate right And I thought Knockba was a soup It does sound like It sounds like something like I don't know

Yoki Like yeah exactly Exactly It sounds something like A potato pasta Yeah That'd be hungry yeah That'd be kind of hungry

Dude Yoki's good I don't like Yoki that much Want to get some knockoff after this Stop dude Stop Not not

Not when it comes to people Like religious people That's crazy Look look look I mean That's funny as fuck It's funny as fuck It

disappointed it disappointed me that Ethan wasn't being very he said something very childlike too where he was like when he was describing like some of these terrorist groups and he's like clearly

these guys are the enemy and so when you do that you're like bad guy which would mean IDF's good guy because if you say there's clearly the enemy that's what I said I was like

that means that there's two there's a good and a bad and I don't like that childlike view of putting it like that because he's even said himself he's criticized the IDF obviously in the way that they're moving and he also said that say the West Bank settlement should be considered a military target but I'm like if you're going to say

something like that then that would mean tech if you want to get technical and what some people are saying even though I don't think I think Israel should exist that would mean because that's a settler country that we can go let's not get into the weeds of that and say that the West Bank should be a target because they're actively kicking people out of their homes I'm like, that's been historically happening the entire time. So you have to understand why people are so angry at Israel and the way that they're moving, the way that Benjamin Netanyahu's moving. And so he's unfortunately kind of downplaying where he went through Hamas,

he went through Hezbollah, he went through the Houthis, the way that they move and operate. Said all these horrible things they've done. Didn't spend any time talking about all the horrible things that the IDF has done. Spent zero time on it. When you do things like that, it's hard to take him seriously. Because I'm like, look, the idea is just to make Hassan and all these terrorist groups look bad with no nuance.

Well, it's also weird too because I just, I don't know how seriously I'm meant to take it. Because it's edited. Well, the way that he's... It's presented in such a ridiculous way. And the commentary nuke, the way that he did it with Came Star. Yeah. He presented it in the exact same way.

And that's what's so annoying that I'm like, this is way too serious of a subject to move like this. Right. And that's why, like, when he didn't take it seriously, when he just kind of skipped over the knock, but I mentioned it, but it didn't really talk about it. I'm like, you can't just fucking do that, dude. You can't...

Yeah. It's hard to do. It's hard. It takes a lot of skill to make something like that funny. I try. I've written like five different scripts about Israel Palestine for like a recap and I just can't figure it out. I can't. It is just genuinely not work. Like if you're not knowledgeable enough, that's a pretty good one in there. If it was like, if you're not knowledgeable enough and like truly funny enough to land that boat, just don't get in it. Like it's just, it's such a like it is like genuinely not a funny situation, you know. Yeah. Like finding jokes about the situation, you can make jokes about it, but it's just truly not funny.

They're there. I just, I can't figure it out. It's, I feel like the only way you can, uh, make a, uh, a joky video about it is if you be so surface level with the stuff that is, it's useless as like getting any information. Yeah, it's infoless. Yeah. So you're just like surface level just saying what everybody agrees with or you want everybody to stop fighting. It's, and I remember I, I, I think I open that up with that guy that said himself on fun. outside of the embassy around?

Yeah, yeah. And how the dude, the cop that came up to him was aiming his gun at him? That shit was that. Like that's, like that specifically is hilarious. I'm just like,

what the fuck does he think this is an X-Man or something? That's what I think. I think there are funny moments involved in all of it. I just think there's not, the situation's not funny. I think there's like funny blips.

The problem is, 9-11's not funny, but we can, it's been so far removed. The 9-11 is not funny, the ideas of planes hitting a tower and all the goings on in the plane. Like, everything that is surface level of that is not funny. It's like that family I joke about the window washer who just finished the window washer.

You can find funny stuff within it. It's just right now there's way too many people that like, oh, as we speak, people are being slaughtered. Yeah. You know, and it's hard to be joking about it when it's still ongoing. It's hard. It's hard to do it. It takes a far more skilled comedian than I, I think. I'm not saying it shouldn't be done.

I'm saying, like, I can't figure it out. I can't even like, sorry, go ahead. Well, I just, I just think that's a valuable, like, specifically to put in there. It reminds me a lot of, like, the conversations that it would, like, back when comedians weren't crazy. We're like, I think I remember, like, it's actually that famous round table with, like,

what is it, the Seinfeld, Chris Rock, Jervais, and Louis C.K. Yeah. And, like, they were talking. Louise being his dick the whole times. Louis being his dick the whole time. Or he's asking you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, guys.

What if I come on you? Get away from me. Hey, stop it. Stop coming on me. You got come on my bagel. Let's come on my bagel now. I don't know what's common. What's cream cheese?

Let me check. Let me check. Definitely, Chuck. Let definitely come. Let's come. Damn it. I should have a little bit. More calm.

Jerry, stop eating the comb. He just shows up. He says the other word. He comes and says it twice and leaves. He shakes one big. Look at this Jew eating cheese. Look at this Jew eating the cheese. He gets slapped.

No, like, lower the bagel. So I remember they were talking about like how they were all talking about like the N-word specifically. And they specifically go to Jerry and like why haven't you not used it? Like I can't find the humor in it. Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions. that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever.

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I can't do it. Other people can. I can't do it. I can't figure it out. There are many people that can find, like there's a lot of dark humor in the Israel-Palestanian thing, right? It's been gone on for so fucking long.

You can find it, but I think you have to go by level of dark humor, but not many people can go that level of fucked up humor. It's like a skilled archaeologist in some way where it's just like, not everybody's going to be able to like find the fucking, you know, staff of raw,

you know what I mean? You're going to have to do some crazy shit. I'm just like, I don't got the effort to do that crazy shit. I don't think about most, we're just like, think about most dark humor, though. Like, we talk about something after it's done. Like the person died, not dying. You don't make jokes while somebody's dying typically. Well, typically, you know anything about Dennis Prager?

Yeah, but see, he's a terrible person. When you have that caveat, like, it's like, oh, Barz-Dak's true. It's like Rogan. Like, Rogan, when he finally, when his brain finally gets so muscular, he turns to a mastermind from fucking Marvel, I don't even know what that is He's the guy with the big brain That keeps bothering the Hulk

The big brain He's a big brain He's a big brain I don't know if you watch the Hulk cartoon When you're a little You're probably too busy I don't know fucking Trying to make Master Chief

Fuck a Fuck a walrus or something But I didn't even know there was a Hulk cartoon There's a Hulk cartoon Yeah There's a Hulk cartoon Why?

What is there to even explore? I remember the theme song Being kind of like stupid And it had like almost like An opera vibe to it I'm the Hulk I'm the Hulk I'm the Hulk

Hulk Hulk Hulk Hulk Hulk Hulk Hulk Hulk I remember I remember the most iconic moment is I remember She Hulk is sitting on the She's on the table

And her abs grow and her tities grow And I remember that And her hair gets really long and green And I was like jackpot That's awesome Titty's growing is sick Let's see if I remember I remember the theme song sounding stupid

But like let's see if I Maybe I just missed. I heard it recently. I don't remember it. All right, let me hear it. Was this on Fox? Yeah. Yeah, remember something

kind of opera-esque? There's no elegance in this at all. Transition. I love the shading on them, though. I got to say. Yeah, the art style is great. What a waste of a fucking show. Is Betty Brand blonde in this?

She's blonde before? Blonde hot. What is that shot? Wait. Why did Ross grab him? What is Ross so big? What the fuck is that? Ross, that's Ross, he's like so big.

Why is so big? This is a mental thing. It's like venom and, and Spider-Man suit. No, I'm going to choose that. It's real. That happens. That's really happening. That's a canon event.

God damn. There's two openings. This is a terrible theme song. There's two openings. It's just so much. There's one with Shehawk in it that I definitely saw as well. It was probably like in a later season or something. Yeah.

I had, I'm not even remotely kidding. There's a 19606 cartoon? What the fuck? Oh yeah, like Spider-Manus Swimming Friends. I didn't know this existed. I've seen that image. That's... I love how everything...

You know what's crazy about this style of music is that it all reminds me of the apocalypse now. The Apocalypse? Like, Fallout has completely, like, completely, like, shrouded that entire era of music in an entire, like, blanket of fiction. I wish that was the first thing that came to my mind, Because the first thing because of my mind is separate water fountains.

Oh, yeah. Look at him, huh? Yeah, yeah, you guys were around. I mean, it's just like when I hear that happy-go-lucky music. I love it. I love that take also didn't help either. Yeah, like you guys are suffering. Let's get all.

Let's move on, God. Yeah, yeah. You don't deserve reparations. Fuck you. He didn't suffer. I mean. I actually, see, I don't feel like I'm sorry. I go get your doctor money.

Shut the fuck up. You know how I vote. What do you mean, bro? What do you mean? changed because I used to be back in the day like because like this one chick that was in an internment camp she was my French teacher Madame Chalua and she was like

She was an intern? She was an intern? Yeah she was an intern Camp. Is that intern camp? Yeah she was an intern You're an intern. Fucking So she was an intern and then she got paid for being an intern, right? Right. Yeah. And she didn't get reeducated or anything. She didn't she didn't cash you because she was like I just you know I didn't

feel like I suffered and my parents suffered and at first I was like that's really respectable And then I grew up and I'm like, Hey, what the fuck? No, I'm cashing that shit immediately. Fuck that shit. That argument's crazy. So the argument was like, well, she was just trying to be like,

I literally was shielded from the horrors of it because my parents did, you know, my parents were the ones that truly suffered. And as the kid, she had no idea what was happening. You know, because she was fucking four years old, didn't understand. It was like when my mom's shielding me from my dad dying. Yeah, children can't suffer.

Your dad just fell asleep, Derek. It was a very, I didn't understand it until like years later. I'm like, oh, that thing is dead. Like, it was maybe like, like, I noticed that he was gone, but they so didn't like. He woke up at a cold tour when he was 23. He's not seen from freaking, I'm waking right in Stimpy? That image is great. I like, Squidward fucking SpongeBob is like doing stuff for Squidward while he's kind of sleepwalking kind of.

And it's like, goodnight Squidward. And he's good night, SpongeBob. And then his eyes like, wait. Dern bong. Dern. The classic. That's what, what is he, he goes to stay? Like, can I stay here for like a couple of, like for, is he like, like out of a job or something?

He got fired. I don't remember why he's, is when his eyes are all like cracked and red veins and everything like that. But what? I'm trying to remember why SpongeBob was trying to stay with people. Here, I made it special for you. Wait, hold on. Yeah, wait. What is the context of that?

I don't have. That open eye shot. So the open eye shot was just specifically just being surprised that because he was doing everything for like oh could you do this could you give me a glass of water scudward and he's like sure he's kind of almost like sleepwalking and then like oh yeah the sleepovers are great SpongeBob takes Squidward's pillow and puts most of it on his side and he's like goodnight Squidward and then he realizes once he says good night SpongeBob and then he wakes up like what the fuck and then it shows him kicking him out good night SpongeBob but I can't remember why he's

staying with him like what happened to the house yeah I don't know damn I got to watch SpongeBob again. I do have to binge my... At least those first few seasons. If you absolutely that she can give you the exact what second it came on and everything happened. She's a fucking... Who?

She loves SpongeBob more than I've seen anyone love that show. Lily. Lily. Really? Really? What is that? Oh man, that's classic, dude. What?

You talking about having a girlfriend and shit? I forgot about your psychosis. Dude, there was that Twitter account that would like Photoshop or out of photos with you? Dad. They're like... So for anybody who's like a more recent, listener. There are, because I know there are a few of you. We had this bit on the show that

Kingston's girlfriend was entirely manufactured and fake. And he was pretending that he was pretending that this was happening. And so like every time that he would post a picture with her, somebody would go and like take a photo to like take that the photo of them together and just Photoshop Lily out of it. So it's just him like with his arm around nothing. Remember they extended your arm once too? That was like really fucking funny. Somebody did a video too. When I was in the car, there was a car, and there was nothing. And there was nothing there. There's a dog barking in the background and cops chasing us.

That was good stuff. That was like pandemic times, I think. A lot of people had a lot of time on their hands to just sit at home and make crazy stuff. Everybody was going crazy. Damn, I wonder. I wonder if that was before my, if I had my original account or not. I want to find that. Your account already got new.

Your account was long dead, I think. Oh, it was already, okay. I'm going to look for that because I want to find that. See if you can get your account back. If everybody's getting their account back, if you can get your account back. tried. It's like it has scarlet letter shit. It just

Yeah. It doesn't, there's no consideration just immediately comes back with We've already reviewed your shit kind of no You gotta do an interview on the Daily Stormer and then I'll give it back to you Basically I have to be the biggest piece of shit and I'll get it back Yeah, because like Oh cool, I can't get my shit back But yeah, Neo-Nazi that runs a Neo Nazi website

Gets this shit back like really fast Yeah, it's really cool It's awesome. You see that some of the people who got pardoned for the January 6th stuff ended up getting arrested for being pedophiles? Yeah and I saw one get killed immediately too. Yeah.

Oh, yeah, and a traffic stop. Yeah. God bless me. And also the pizza guy got got killed, too.

The guy that shot up the comet pizza. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so there's a lot of interesting people getting, imagine imagine chilling.

Imagine chilling. You're like, your mom's like, let's go to this pizza place. Like, I don't really want to go. You got to go. You got, you're like, all right,

whatever. You're walking. Then some psychotic fucking guy. Where are the kids? And you're just like, where are the kids at? Sir.

So, me at shakies for one of fucking Lily's dozens of cousins of cousins' pub birthdays. Where are the kid? I'm just like, oh my God. Sir, this is a fucking mixed brick oven pizza.

Ooh. He had to sit in here. I would not try to be meaner afterwards. I'm like, this is your fault. You know, like the reason why I was dragged into the situation

where I saw some guy's head turned into fucking stromboli is your fault. I watched a guy's head jump off his neck like in fucking Resident Evil 4. It's your fault. Oh, man. Oh, man. Shout out to the Republican Party, man. You guys are. You guys got it on lock.

Oh, the tariffs. You see all these everything going immediately tanking. Oh, you mean like we all thought? No, like we all knew and like every expert economist said. Like every extra economist no matter where they sat on the on the scale, they were like, this is a bad idea. Well, most economists are just apolitical. They're like, this is just my job to analyze the economy. Yeah. And this is obviously is only going to be a bad thing because that is the. point. Yeah, you know, whatever. I'm going to tweet every day to Mexico and Trudeau.

I was like Trudeau. I don't know who that other guy was. There was a guy that spoke before Trudeau and he was going hard in the pain on the United States. It was actually kind of awesome. Trudeau stood on business and I was like, all right. He did. But there was this older guy that was, I don't know who he is.

You know what I'm really excited about is that like the fact that like everybody, like there's such a, the U.S. has such a bad reputation right now. But it's, for some reason, like it feels really good because it's so. so attached to a specific person. You know what I mean? Like, it's kind of like... Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health,

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Because you're gonna be like, that guy's, that guy was fucking nuts. Oh yeah. You know what I mean? It's not gonna be like a lasting damage, I think. I think there will be some lasting damage,

100%. It's hard to say. That's like, like the damage is not gonna just go away. Well, no, but what I'm saying is like, it's like,

it's not America. It's Trump. Well, unfortunately, America, a large part of America put him in there. That is a, that is a problem.

Right, but it's like, I know what you're saying. I totally get what you're saying. Like, it's, It's not, it's not, when all these things are being insulted towards the American people, we are not able to take up arms and care because we clearly didn't want that. That's what it is more or less.

It's like, yeah, these guys are fucking idiotic. I agree with everyone else insulting us right now. But this is going to 100% affect the global climate of the world from now. Yeah, it's just, I'm wondering what the scale is going to be. Because they're never going to... What's going to be the... Is there a limit? Like, is there a part where people are going to be enough is enough?

Even with the Republicans. Like, because at a certain... I'm very curious about that because... Let me tell you something. This is what I was saying is probably... I don't know if I said it on the show or not, but I'm feeling... And talking friends about it.

It's like, I feel like this administration is going to speed run themselves into like a fucking bunker. Like, I think Trump and Elon are going to speed run themselves into this bunker where they've got to, because dude, like, I'm already seeing on my Facebook, like, people were like, I know how you voted, dude, you know, and they're like, they're cutting my fucking mothers, you know, like, what the fuck? Already, like, immediate regret. And it's just like, yeah, well, and I'm, I'm not saying nothing. I'm not like in the comments being like, L.O.L, but I feel it, you know? On Facebook, no, because everybody knows me actually there,

so I can't go buck wild. Yeah, yeah. I feel it. I see it. I see it. I see it. I see it. See it and I'm just like this is not if they're talking like this and I know these people like they love this dude and so like if they're talking like this is like I dude yeah I'm waiting for things to get worse I think what's it's not it's we're we're just on the side of the drop that's what I mean I'm waiting for just before I say anything I don't want there to be any wiggle room whatsoever before I rub it in I don't want there to be like say there's like a temporary bump of some sort of win you know what I mean I don't want there I wanted to be like I wanted to be like I want there to be total despair. I wanted to be like, oh, we're already just about to collapse like 2008. Yeah. And then I want to be like, and then you know. The quicker reality sets in, the quicker we can fix everything. You know what I mean?

Yeah. So it's just like, let's just speed run. I'm waiting. I don't want there to be any doubt in anyone's mind that like you voted for this. You caused this. And then I can just rub it in, rub it in public. I'll fight people. I don't care.

I'm at the point where I'm like, I don't like fighting people, but I'm kind of starting to, I'm starting to feel a little violent. It's kind of crazy. Or I'm like, I'll fight some of these people. I'm not going to punch them. I'm not going to defend myself once they attack me. Sure, yeah. I definitely, after he won, something clicked in my brain where, like, my stupid, like, oh, man, I like Spider-Man growing up.

Empathies, good. I actually get real-day-old. I'm not just like, nah, fucking suffer. I like MCU Thanos. He's pretty good. He's got a couple of points. Yeah, I don't know. Just snap those niggas off the fucking planet.

I hate that nigga so much. Philosophically, I feel like I've been wrestling with the fact that like the the fact that like violence is so like natural for the people who are like least worthy of the benefits of that violence, I guess. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like it's like a crazy psycho is more likely to kill an intelligent pacifist. But then what are we left with if not just a bunch of. Psychos in no past.

You know what I mean? Like it's unfortunate. You need someone that is... You need ethical evil. You need... You always say... I've been saying benevolent dictatorship is a real... Like, there is a thing to where...

It's impossible. I know it's impossible. The idea of that is good where there's like... Like, if God was real, if God was a real creature that was like, stop, or else I'm going to flood you. I'm not getting stop. It can't be flood. You got to...

You can't... You've got to be a... big hand that comes out of the sky and grab the enough of the flood the nebulous i was like i'm gonna make it rain no god big be a big hand pick someone up and squish them yeah and then pull your hand back into the sky and be like specifically you get like Elon Bezos you get fucking suck you know you put them all on like a little plate not even them and then you put and you broadcast them on every tv in the world and then he just starts blowing up look at this just get like pick up

just get Ethan Ralph I feel like that would because then they're just gonna be like that was a bad guy somehow Trump did that

Trump's on God's on Trump's side That was Trump's hand That's what You've seen the image with the golden armor On the lion And I'm like

This is so stupid Well of course not I think an image of him With a gold I'm sure some AI bullshit Obviously Was an AI thing Of course it might have

There's no way it's not Well it could have been a photo Oh I mean There was a fucking asshole that was the guy that was sweeping for Elon Musk doing his fucking, my heart goes out to you, that was like,

oh, you're just going to assume he did the Nazi salute. He was just saying all this shit. And I looked at his account a day later. And it was just a bunch of AI images of Trump. And I'm like, oh, my God. It's the unfortunate.

The treasury he got all the information of the treasury. Yeah, yeah. They let that. Oh, yeah. That's pretty cool. I'm not surprised. The unfortunate thing.

And a guy that was against him resigned. Yeah. Out of the clear blue sky. He resigned. Yeah. And he's like, oh. Yeah, we know that. Okay.

We're saying, Chris. Can we move on to some questions? Oh. Yeah. Yeah, we can move on then. Yeah. People got to die more, man. For row.

People got to die more for a row. I wanted to die, but real realistically, it's like. No, humans in general. People got to be, there's got to be more suffering on a planet. I don't, I don't think so. I think there needs to be a legitimate call. Like, I'm at the point where it's like, oh, that's so, that's so mean, but it's like. Even if I don't make it.

There is, there is no, there's no way. there's people are too stupid on average. There's no way out of this, especially once the oligarchs and all these people figured out. Because there was eureka moments on live television where Trump's like, wow,

I don't have to do anything. Like to me, the catalyst was when he said, wow, you guys don't really do anything when I'm talking about the economy, but when I talk about trans people, you guys go crazy.

Like he had a eureka in his mind. He's like, I'm going to stop pretending like I give a fuck about the economy. I remember that. I remember that vividly. And then they're going so hard in the paint

to where we're going to get rid the tea, like it's, he had a Eureka. And I was like, we are so fucking fucked. Yeah, the thing to me is just like, yeah, go ahead, all right, get rid of all the LGBTQ stuff, get rid of DIY, right, let's get it all out of there. Yeah. And then when there's nothing left.

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There will be less convincing shit left, though. There will be. But those people don't, these people are as dumb as literally. I'm already seeing, that's the thing. It's like I'm already seeing people like. But Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, you are probably. around the more relatively reasonable ones. When you get rid of the...

No. No such thing. Yes, there are. Unfortunately, there are. They're upset, though, right? But they're not saying, fuck this guy. Are they saying like...

Not yet, but they're like, this is not... This is not what I envision. I hope they get there, but there's... You can always put it against somebody else. This country is so unfathomably mixed up. Hilarious.

Hilarious. Like, that you could always be like, oh, it's, it's this person now. Then it's that person. person. It's immigrant. Sure. Immigants is the problem

is going to be queer. When they're done, it's going to go back to the classic gays. Because you could always say God's not happy with the way things. It's literally there's infinite room

for these idiots to blame everything. I understand. I just think things are going to get so bad so quickly that I don't think there's really going to be enough time to really meaningfully strategize around that.

I hope. I don't know. I hope for that. I don't have faith that it's going to last that long. I, God. I,

because this is how it always goes, man. goes this is so fucking different though when you say always goes this is so different not really it's not it's not different for america but it's not different for the world in which way what do you mean this is nazi germany again i think this is yeah remember what happened remember the whole fucking spiel of nazi germany yeah and you remember how it ended and how it like stopped for like several days this is what i'm saying like it's going to get bad and then it's not going to be i that's the best case scenario what do you you want to fix it now what are you going to do

Kingston. Well, I think that is, I think that is the point of like not being like, oh, yeah, let's let it get bad at his worst. Here's the thing, though, I don't. If Hitler had the resources that he had now, I don't think he stops. So I think that's kind of the thing where it's very fucking different in this way that I said on the podcast like a couple months ago that things are going to get as bad as Trump wants them to get.

So it's a coin flip. So it's like we can't, we can't say what's going to happen. It all depends on what. he wants to do and that's what sucks. Sure, yeah. That's what sucks. I just firmly I firmly believe he's gonna get marked. I don't think, I really

don't think he has a shot of not being marked. I don't think, I hope to God that is true. I don't think he lasts his presidency. I really don't believe he lasts his presidency. I fucking hope that that is, I really hope you guys are right. But the big, the big problem for me is that people don't agree with me, right? All people say it's not true. What?

The problem is that this, the floodgate is fully open. That is for me what it's always going to be. There are gonna be niggas that are gonna try to copy him and a lot of them are gonna fail. I think a lot of them are gonna fail but what scares me that there's gonna be someone that is gonna not fail for me. I actually

I'm on the other side that like I can't. No no I think he's such an anomaly. I can't that's what scares me. That's what scares me about it is that it's like when the nuke right when a nuke was dropped that age was ushered in. It was no longer be able to put a

bottle on that that thing exists. Right. And now we have to worry about that thing going up. Well, I don't think that that's necessarily a bad thing, though. I think the issue is that, like, we as the Democrats just can't match it or like, there's too stupid to match it. Like, I don't, I don't, that's what I don't get. How do we match it?

Bro, it's so fucking easy. It's insane. Actually, how do you, I have a solution. I don't understand how there aren't people like interviewing Trump right now. And, like, he'll, like, some, like, they'll be, like, a reporter. And Trump will be like, we're not answering fake news. you know, get the fuck out of here, like next question. I don't understand how that person isn't like laying into him.

The rules of engagement are done. Stop being cordial. Enough of this cordial shit. I agree. That should be removed. Fuck you. Answer my fucking question, loser. Dipshit.

Fat ass. Retard. Like get, I'm not even joking. Civility. Get rid of it. It's over. Fuck it. So the fourth branch.

I want Bernie Sanders to go up there and say this fucking dumb retard is ruining everything. Yeah. That's what I want. Like that. the whole thing. I was watching AOC on John Stewart's podcast. And unfortunately, even though she's speaking very openly and honestly there, she's saying fuck shit this. She's like, you know, using a regular tone. She doesn't speak like that while she's up doing more professional work. And she's still playing the game. They're all still playing the game. They're all still doing

stability. Also being cordial. Yeah, that needs to go. That's going to be much harder because even talking to my mom, she was pushing back against that. And I'm like, mom, you're crazy. What are you doing? Like, we need to stop this. The easiest solution Is if there was because you know Like I saw Selena Gomez crying her eyes out So all this shit happening A lot of celebrities being upset

I'm like one of you pieces of shit Just need to run Like stop fucking around Stop stop fucking around You have enough clout To fix everything Which is just by blocking fascism That's the first step

Just by them getting in And then having a cabinet surround them That people actually know what they're doing Sure yeah The slavis doesn't know what the fuck they're doing Of course not. You get a Chris Evans to run for something. If that nigger ran, he would just win.

Because remember, AOC would just win. 100% would win. He was just Captain America. He wasn't just Captain America. Well, he was Captain America a while ago. He's handsome, beautiful white guy. No, I know what you're saying. RDJ would absolutely kill like anybody.

Like there's people that could do, you know, this is just things of like, I know, again, we're talking pipe dream shit. So if anybody's listening, I know this ain't going to happen. But if they did. they could easily get in the Congress. Maybe not be the president, but they can easily take so much control from these fucking ghouls that are just

want to keep their power. Yeah. Right? Because the Democrats are the only, they're only worried about, they're like, we don't have to do much because they have to vote for us

because there's nobody else. Right. And if they fucking had real competition, it was like AOC, right? AOC when she ran, she was a fucking bartender with no money, barely, barely anyone back. her and then you had her fucking competition

who had millions of dollars in corporate backing beat him because they're like fuck this guy this guy sucks here's a real person that's actually saying real shit you celebrate this would be like fuck these people man like we can't let them destroy the country anymore beautiful it's it's one of those things we need that bullshit the problem is that we had we need fake bullshit right now

the Democratic Party yeah straight up the Democratic Party was it still benefits for the same fuck system that the Republican Party wants. Yeah, they want to stay in power, like I said. They're still bundling the same system. So, like, to have someone, like, to have someone run that is antithetical to that,

that would even be able to have a platform has to be a famous person. That's how Trump got in. That's how it has to be someone like that. It's an undeniable way to work. It's kind of like we can't even trust people like John Federman anymore. Yeah.

Who came in, who ran against fucking Dr. Oz. Because, like, say, people like Dr. Oz was fucking running. That was so crazy. But like John Fenman came in. One, but then John Federman Turncoat. He's a turncoat. He is the biggest Zionist in Congress. Isn't he literally brain damage?

Well, that's it. So people are speculating. I don't believe it. I think it was just fake for the beginning. They were saying after a stroke that maybe that made him turn coat. He pretended to have a stroke? No, he had a. Can you imagine? Yeah. I could imagine that a lot of these people would. He had a real stroke because it was obvious even the way he was struggling unless he's an amazing actor. He could be a stroke actor. He could be he would be the best. stroke actor I've ever seen. They hire those specifically. So, no, but I think, I think he was a, he was a Trojan horse from the beginning, which is unfortunate. That's why, like, I'm done with fucking politicians, dude. People who are just like, I'm going to fix things and they're saying the right things. I'm like, I don't fucking believe you. I know a retarded celebrity that just

wants things to be better. I believe them. Yeah. Like, and they're just going to hire people that know what's up. Hey, get in contact with AOC. And AOC knows who the fucking hired your cabinet or who knows who You know what I'm saying? Like, it can be fixed if celebrities felt any obligation to actually do anything. But they don't. We have to, we have to take this time to like genuinely like fucking. Imagine the rock. Or Van Diesel.

What's it called the, what's it? Family, 2028. Family 2028, brother. What are you doing? Like, eugenics level of like breed the perfect kind of fucking politician to counteract

the way. Like CRISPR or whatever? Like, damn near. Like, like, find someone For that, man. Find a young one of those time accelerating microwave. Like they did with the fucking clones.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Like, like, it's literally like, I'm on board. Prop them up, give them everything they need to go against this person. And they have to understand like, hey, we're not going to be able to get this in the same way we used to. Yeah. But that's fine if we're able to keep the country. Also, the Democratic people to make sure we don't allow them to push past what we want anymore. Yeah.

That's it. You know, but it requires, but for every, the problem is that every moment we're fighting each other, the other people are just consolidating power. Yeah, I just think, that is the biggest problem. I just think don't play by the rules no more. The rules are dumb. Don't play by the rules. You can. Even lie if you fucking have to like Obama.

Yeah, who cares? Like, Obama was, was a great candidate in the way that, and a politician, what I mean is, he said a lot of amazing things. He's handsome, charismatic, and he did some shit, but not nearly enough. But I would take, look it, man, I, at this. I would take Obama. I would so take that goddamn over fucking anything that's been happening recently, clearly. Oh, yeah. So lie to the people.

Hey, Obama, say as soon as I become president, I am ending. I am going to make sure Israel stops a ceasefire happens. All those people on board gets the president and doesn't do it. I would rather have that. Right. You know what I mean? Yeah, I know you mean. Fucking lie.

Kamala just like, oh, Israel, right to defend itself. Like, great. You know what. Awesome. You know what. You know why she didn't say, she didn't say that. But I'm just like, tell your people. I'm lying, nigger.

Like, you know, I'm not going to stop anything, but I'm going to tell them. Like all the Republicans do with everything. Tariffs aren't attacks on you? I don't know what project 2025 is, even though all the niggas that are involved have a direct tie to me. They're literally on the docket for it. They're literally on it. And it's just like, and then the Democrats won't do that. Yeah, it's so egregious.

where like the goody-to-shoes shit about it. It's just like it's over. And I've always hated it. I've hated it from the fucking beginning where I'm just like, get... Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists

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the release, and it was more so. It was dying out in our time yeah, but like facts one things, you know, like you can do all the fuck shit you want, but if you showed cold hard facts, the, I was a Pete greater people they'd be like, ah, that is kind of true. They would deny, you know, it's still be... Now it doesn't matter.

You have to like lie your way into a fact now. You have to lie. You have to completely, look, you just got, you got to be like them. Just say you're going to do like everything that Trump said in 2016 he largely didn't do. You just fucking... No, quite literally. He didn't do any of it. You fucking lied his ass off and people believed him and those people were retarded because they still supported him even after he didn't do anything.

You got to go on stage and be like, I approve the Trump is a pedophile. I have video. I have video. Oh, not or not even, you don't even have to do that. You don't have to get that. You want to assume me? Go ahead. I won't go. I don't go. I'm not going to go to jail. What do you mean? I'm not going to go to jail. Fuck you. What are you talking. Brings up how we do with the podcast. He goes to the mic and he shows that thing of Jeffrey Epstein saying he's best friends with Trump. God damn it. But he's like, what you're going to say about that, nigga? You know, like he just like straight up just shows you. And he says that verbatim. What you got to say about that, my nigga. We've got him. He's got him, he'd call him nigger. Yeah, he would say nigger.

He wouldn't say my niggas. That ain't my nigger. He ain't his nigger. That's a nigger. You're a bitch ass nigger. You a bitch ass nigger. And then he's got Jensi on lock. Yeah.

He's got us on lock. He's got everybody on lock, really. No, he doesn't. He doesn't have everybody. He does have the boomers. There's no. There's just, well, they're, they're going to, yeah, whatever. We'll, we'll handle them.

Yeah, they're They're They're It won't take much The lack of A swift breeze The lack of health care They're

And then blood for the Yeah, they're actually They're actually They are specifically right now Very extra fucked Yeah Which is good You know

I saw a fucking ancient guy This was before Trump got voted in right But people were It was like People getting rounded up And stuff like that

Blah blah blah And it was this old Ancient dude They were They were They were talking about this guy that got rounded up that was a beacon in the community, this Mexican dude. I don't know if he was next him, but he was brown.

And he was a chef and he owned a restaurant. Sure. And he round his ass up because it's like, oh, you legal motherfucker. And this old ancient fucking guy was like, Trump said he was going to get rid of the bad Humber, he's not the good ones. And like I had a vision of just smashing his head on the table like fucking Joker. Yeah. I was just like.

The violent urge that you feel. when confronted with such immense gullibility is so intense Like, It's just like how are you this? Just cast ignite on him You're on fire. Like that's a level of gullibility

It's a level of gullibility That you would question in like Even like an 11 year old You know what I mean? Like if an 11 year old was If an 11 year old was that gullible You'd be like we might have to like Put him in like a program.

Yeah Maybe there's like a summer class Do you can take? Do you feel like that's the, I feel like that is, because, say, again, I was watching that AOC interview with John Stewart. And one thing she said, because they were talking about like the insider trade with like Nancy Pelosi, shit like that, whatever. But one thing she said was, and this is what pisses me out about her, because she knows better. She was like, you know, the American people aren't that

stupid. Like, like, you know, and I was, it was kind of like paused. It was one of those things. It was like, stop right there. You know they are. You know that, like, they briefly talked about, say that people that voted for Trump. There's people that voted for Trump and voted for her in her district. Sure. And it's like, you know that only happens because people are so wildly stupid. And she's doing that poll. I'm like, look, I don't, you're not going to lose those people, even if you criticize them.

Because they're that stupid. Because Trump criticizes the fan base all the time. And he said many of things. Yeah. Focus not on the stupid people. When you're, focus on people who are stubborn. don't insult them by saying the American people aren't stupid

I'm like yes they are Don't worry about the stupid people in that moment They're not gonna catch anything I don't know what is up with the democratic like I just don't like why are you being soft You don't have to do that I don't know like how they teach them to like run Or like argues like that

But it's like It's just archaic it's archaic You have to understand that people are not People are dumb It was like that Tim Walls when he was debating the couch fucker Vance I was like, what the fuck is this

2012 Obamni shit Like Obama and Romney Yeah I was like what the fuck was this cordial? I actually agree with you I was like shut the fuck up Flame him Tell him hey have you fucked any couch his lady

I'm like flame him What the thing is to the point He actually J-D Vance inched out in that debate And I was like how could you How How could you drop the ball that badly You have fucking T-ball fucking shit

Of just shitting all over this guy He sucks The thing is that you can It's my brain is in two spaces right mr. president I don't why even address that nigga like that Tell them like this fucking My brain is in two spots Like we're like you should you should also you should like

I don't know I Because the cordoness I think it's a little dumb Because when you're when you're interacting with these kind of people You can't use like logic to argue with them Yeah It's not like I'm gonna show you something factual and it's going to be done. You have to corner these motherfuckers with like,

like you can't escape how stupid you fucking are. Pull your dick on, make them suck it. Maybe not, maybe not sexual assault. But like, you know, they will consent to it as soon as they see it.

Like, I want that. That's still, I feel like that's still a sexual assault, by definition. I feel like once they, it could have been, but at one point,

as soon as they pulled it out. At one point it was, but it's no longer. It's still a decent exposure. Get me right. It's still something terrible. And then J.D. Vance goes, yummy, yummy.

I want cummies in my tummy. And then he goes on it. If I heard that during a presidential debate, I would kill myself. I'd be like, oh shit, it's really over.

It's real. It's for real. I'd be like, I would go out and get a knife. I'd be like, Lily, guess what? Surprise.

And I would stab myself through the back in the head and look like a unicorn with a knife can out of my head. The word thing is, I can feel like Trump would actually say that. Because we already saw him Filet a mic.

He did that He was being a little sweet He got a little sugary at the I am consistently surprised That like there just isn't this I just don't know how these people don't have the impulse To like go at it You know what I mean?

Like I just don't get why that impulse You don't feel angry like Yeah like you're not angry dude That's the thing You're not like like my opponent here They're too fucking young Sorry they're too old They're all

They're so fucking grooved I'm genuinely surprised That my opponent here had time To stop sucking so much dick To be here today Because like I feel like that would be Like if

Dude that would get Republicans on your side Just because like It was so like Damn that person's right That is how surface level it is It is Like it would be like Braced

Because what do you do Like if like if I'm up there with Trump right He says something fucking stupid to me I'd be like I'd be like What the I'm like you are a fucking rapist My nigga

Like what do you mean That's you what do you care about Kid's nigga Do you know your kid's middle name Like what the fuck are you talking about? Like imagine Remember, I know we've been through this. Your wife looks like Vader.

Oh. The wife looks like Vader. But it's like we weren't talking about it. It's like Kamala. Like imagine if she said something about Epstein or whatever. Like, oh, it's weird. You know, the best friend. Like, imagine the amount of gold she had.

She can't because she's clearly either her husband's involved with that shit either. Her husband was definitely involved in some shit. Like there's, well, you know what the real probably? I actually probably think it's probably like, well, listen, Bill Clinton. Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman. host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach

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Bill Clinton Like he's been there a lot So don't bring up Epstein That doesn't look good for us And it's like I don't care I didn't do it I don't like you either Like fuck you also

What are we talking about That's why it's sweet for That's why it's crazy Undoubtedly the reason that's not brought up Because like I don't understand That would be one of the first things I would bring up all the time It's like this motherfucker

is friends with a flagrant successful pedophile. Yeah. It's been on his plane a million times. Can you tell me that you haven't been there? I don't fucking believe you. Why the fuck would you not have been there? That's where the problem. Makes no goddamn sense.

You know what? I've never been there. I'm totally fine. And I'm going to get every single one of you, every single one of you who's been there. I'll get you out there, man. I'll let everybody know where you were and what you're doing. I'll let them flog you in the streets.

I would go hard on the fucking paint. I would never stop. I would never stop. The thing is this right? that's clearly because they are close too closely died. I know. Yeah, but that's the problem. Then the thing is that like if one of us ran, right? If somebody, we have no attachment.

Like, the worst thing they can find out about me is like, I don't know. I fuck girls that had boyfriend. Like, that's the worst that can fucking find about me. I can go up there and I can say whatever the fuck I wanted. I could make a do a tyrant on them. Like, yeah, adultery is so low on the fucking list or whatever. Or it cheating or whatever, even that isn't cheating on your end. You know what I mean.

It would be like, it would be like, it would be like, it would be like. It would be like the tan suit level. That was so gay. That's the worst. That's the worst that you could find about any one of us. Yeah. Like that's what like that's fucking like this Negro doesn't know how to dress.

That's it. I'm just black. That's it. You know what? Yeah. But like if, well, that's why like it's why like we can't have nice.

We have to have different people running fundamentally now. Yeah. Like we just, we can't have people of the Democratic Party. And they're not learning their lesson either. I saw. We need left. I saw the, what is it?

Like, I don't know. Somebody being hyped up as like, this is the future of the Democratic Party or whatever. Is it David Hog? Yeah, and I'm just like, no. No. Get this fucking loser out of here. Somebody sent me a tweet of David Hogg. I thought it was actually really funny.

It was from a couple of years ago. He was a tweet that he made? Yeah, so David Hawks said this. I saw him giving a speech. Now, I don't know what this is connected to because this is a reply to something, so he's continuing. But it says, like, I'm already one of the most publicly toxic people in the country. Any politician doing anything with me is in a, effect committing political suicide.

You really are barking up the wrong tree if you think I'll ever have enough power to impact anything. And like he understood how much people dislike him, especially the right. He understood that like he is, he is kryptonite essentially because of how much people dislike him that are stupid. He's like, he had a very smug face and I hated seeing his face. He's annoying. But that was literally the start and the end of it for me.

I was just like, look this kid. He looks stupid. What an annoying little kid. Yeah, he's not it. But he also, his school guy shot him. You know, like, whatever. Whatever. I really have nothing to say about him negatively about his character.

I don't know much about him. I just know he looked very smug and he was kind of annoying. Okay. I just know he ain't it, man. But that was, there was already enough just uncharitability on him that it's like, bro, what are you doing? I said it has to be like AOC. AOC was just not a career politician and then was like, I need to do something. Got in.

It's one of the most popular. She can't do it. Well, she's not going to. Well, she's not going to do enough. She's not going to do enough. She's going to do what she's doing, which is fine. But there just needs to be more people. There needs to be someone like literally like a Chris Raygun where that like, but

the flip just switches. The switch just flips. What the fuck? But like the flip just switches. And a regular person that's just charismatic just needs to be like, fuck this. I'm going to run. And they'll win. That's the thing.

But the thing is just like. You can't have ties to the Democratic Party already. The switch has to flip for people. They have to be like, fuck this. I'm done. I need to run. because that clearly what she did. Yeah.

She was like, fuck this. I'm going to ride. Maybe one day. But I think she's a woman. So she can't, she just can't win. People want to start grooming her to be, but it's like,

again, I would rather not. And it's the fact that she's also a very attractive woman. I feel like that's very dangerous. The problem is that like, there's the thing, she'll get even less clout.

I agree with the president. I said it before. You have to have a woman take over and succeed. Oh, Johnson, I think. Right. You have to have a woman take over and succeed. I mean,

if she was vice president, be a wave user. Yeah. Yeah, like, oh, the president dies somebody then she takes over. She succeeds. That last year is a surplus of a year. Everything's great. And it's like, all right, cool, we can run a president now.

Yeah. Last thing I want to say before we move on is all the people that are, because I've seen a couple of tweets that are saying that Joe Biden would have won. No. Yeah. You're stupid as fuck if you believe that. He might have done better than Kamala, but I don't think he would. I actually don't think so at all. No, the statistically, he ignored.

He ignored that Trump would have like literally swept. The statistically, when they were showing. going. He can get 400, hold on. He can get 400 like electoral votes. Like it was so devastating the numbers that they were crunching and he was like, yeah, whatever. And then until Nancy Pelosi and other people are like, get the fuck out of here. That's pure delusion, man. Like Joe Biden had no shot. In fact, I think the main reason that Kamala was so hurt was her association with Joe Biden in the first place. It's the same administration. It's the same administration. It's like, well, you were there already. So what did you? Which of course is. Yeah. It's retarded because the vice president. has specific abilities that it's not the same. They're like two things. But it, you know, to a layman, you're going to look at that and you're going to be like, yeah, why don't see doing that?

You're going to pluck the tooth out of your fucking gums. And, you know, so we'll, I don't know, man. That is delusional as fuck. Fuck, my people. It's so un-serious to say that. I can't even believe that real serious people are saying it. They are. And I just want them to be punched in the fucking dick, dude.

Yeah. They can get it too. Like, fuck, I saw people saying, thanks Joe Biden. fuck Joe Biden dude I'm tired of I'm tired of being kind it is stupid fucking ass like Christopher Titus

I like him he's good comedian but he was also he put out a piece on his podcast like thank you Joe Biden look the economy is like shut the fuck up

stop doing that they keep doing that like as if regular people give a fuck about that shit we should call this episode fuck Joe Biden fuck Joe Biden I like it

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Fucked Joe Biden's the episode. What are pussies. Let's go Brandon. Fucking pussy-ass people. Yeah. I'm at the point now where like I want to get doused in chemicals, getting abilities and be like,

I'm going to take over. And if you disagree, then fair. Farewell. Farewell. Like, I was going to throw you in the space. Right. All right.

Let's get on to some questions. I wear a patronage goes out of this night down. Oh, my God. You're going to leave some questions over there. Do you want to read it? They might be Giants put an album out on the day of 9-11. Oh, shit. Nice.

Live is unfair. Is that them? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I don't think I ever thought about that. Yeah, not the boss of me. And you're not so big. But I am actually big because my dick is big.

A kangaroo on his tail, but it's me on my dick. My little legs are bent up and I'm like hopping on it. Here's an easy one. Have you ever bought something from an ethnic market or convenience store just to experiment around? And you ended up really liking it. One time I bought a whole, what is this? Sardines in chili sauce. And they kicked ass on a little Caesar's pizza.

That's fucking crazy. So first of all, people that put fish on pizza. That is crazy to me, like the anchovies or whatever the fuck. That's what the fishes are, right? Yeah, that's the mainly. They usually use anchovies, but sardines are like bigger. They're salty. It's the same principle, though.

But I'm like, heard something different. Would you hear? Nothing. It's fine. It's cute. Yeah, I don't know. I can't even fathom when you said sardines are for N-words. And I was like, I don't believe so.

I definitely will hear that back because I don't think I said that. No, you did not say that. But that's what I said. I heard and I was like this can't white meat. I mean it is kind of interesting. Like part of my family really loves sardines. My Texas family.

I always had some sardines. The thing and I'm like, that's so disgusting. Like I fish out of a can or whatever the fuck. It's like, no, get the fuck out of here. Are you kidding? I mean, I used to fuck with tuna. I used to fuck with tuna.

Banda for beans. Beans are in two places. Cats and computers. That's right. It's the only. And that's it. The only two places I will ever accept beans. Yeah, I'm making some beans in my PC.

You want some of you? Like, what do you mean? He opens the baggage computer. That video is one of my favorite videos. The computer is still working perfectly fine. It's totally good. Anyway. The liquid cooling makes it taste really good.

As far as, uh, ething market, no way. I would never catch myself. You couldn't, you couldn't catch me alive or dead in that place. Yeah, I've never eaten. I mean, I go to, I'm going to this market that has a bunch of, like, so Armenians, you know, they eat a lot of European stuff. So I go to this market by my house that has a bunch of like, just foreign shit in there.

But some of it's, it's not weird, though. It's not like I want fucking sardines and chili sauce or whatever. It's like, oh, here's a French sausage. And it's fucking amazing, you know? Like, it's like that. Like, things that aren't in America. It's like a world market for, like, food. Yeah.

And that shit, yeah. like regular stuff that like I don't I mean I guess fish is regular but I don't want I don't want fish in a can dude

I don't even really eat tuna anymore like that I don't eat cans in general really like are really unappetizing to me I didn't know tunas

are gigantic oh yeah they can be massive fish I thought they were small I thought tunas and salmon like that's like size

well no well I well I no those a lot of fish the size of it just depends

on where they're where they swim it's like how goldfish and carp are the same Yeah, when I saw I was, I don't know where I was at some sort of Asian like restaurant Yeah

And I saw like a big carp And my I was in shock At the size of it I was like Yeah, that's a goldfish And my friend was like Yeah, that's a They're literally the same fish

And I was like Yeah They just don't think They grow as big It's kind of like big Yeah Yeah I guess it's like a lot of species Actually a lot of things

Right I feel like not everything Well there's like giant spiders and there's tiny spiders that are like relatively the same fucking thing like they look very similar they're just in different regions yeah it's closer you are to the equator

you know what I mean more oxygen it's all about climate and oxygen and all that kind of thing I'm saying like you take like a goldfish like the same goldfish put in two different places one being much bigger the small the goldfish and the big the same

goldfish will be huge in like an open water area opposed to a fish tank opposed to like you can't take like a fucking spider and this spider will be the same size in two different places. I seem you're saying like it's species you're thinking of. Various species along the species it changes, you know. I think there is like a subtle difference between like carp and goldfish. There must be. But it's like very.

Yeah, that idea. It's like like pigs. Like straight up pigs depending like if you get, they're just growing hair and like tusk and shit. Well, no, no. No, no. I'm just talking like if you have a pig that lives in a house. What number would you use in size? Oh, for, for a goldfish, your carp is insane.

It's like, 20 times bigger. It'd be the 10 with the 10 with the arrow above it. It'd be like that. Because yeah, that many times. Let me make sure. If that was, if that were the case, so many people would be doing that shit. To be like, I'm going to take this bitch-ass goldfish and put it over here so they get this in. This is huge.

Just to have a giant. I'm, dude, you know, Derek, you ever been to like a place where someone has a shark and it's in their house. No. No. How the fuck? They're not like one of the, obviously not a great white shark.

Like one of those little shark. Yeah. So it says here, carp and this is to be fair, this is Google AI. So like, right, right, I don't know.

Like fucking whatever. But it says carp and goldfish are not the same fish, but they're closely closely related. Okay. That makes sense though. Yeah. It's like it's so it's very genetically similar,

but there's a subtle. Because I know pigs, like a shit about a pig in like a house will not get, like, if you take a piggy out of a house and let it grow up in like an open, like, yeah, area, it'll get huge. Well, the thing's like, the thing that I saw was crazy is like if you, if you take a pig egg and you hatch it

in like a safe, uh-huh, I'm listening. Like a tiny safe or whatever. Yeah. It won't grow bigger than the egg. Whoa. What it means? It'll just come on me. It'll stay there.

It'll stay that size. Very cool. Because it realizes it can't grow no more. It's like, oh, I'm going to stop. Imagine knowing the stop. I can't be bigger anymore. Enough. It's concerned.

You just tell yourselves to stop. Stop, bro. But then that pig's going to live forever. Right. It'll live longer. It'll live. Well, obviously, I don't mean forever. Literally.

Live longer. I thought that was implicit in the... It wasn't. We were already talking about so much bullshit. What are you talking about? Hatching a pig from an egg. Are you stupid? They clearly come from vines.

You pick a pig from a pig vine. Yeah, you pick a pig egg from a pig vine. Stupid? You're right. Right. The pig egg from... Right. I kind of forgot about it.

that. You're right. Everybody always forgets about the pig vines. The pig egg from the pig vine. I got me a pig egg. Look at it.

Look at a little pig egg. I got my. I mean, hey man, if, if, if there was a big beard to do it in the site

actually is very practical. You know? Oh, yeah. Regular birth actually is fucking shit. Eggs are way better. So like a pig egg,

but on a vine too, though. On a vine. It's extremely convenient. Yeah, you like come in the ground and then you fucking like grow a little

pig vines? Yeah, grow little pig vine? Yeah. come on the ground comes pigs are coming on the earth on the soil and then stalks are growing and then eggs

and then pigs hatch out and it's like that's how a pig is for it is incredibly convenient though it's like why don't humans grow like plants that rules this is how this is why we were made by God with souls but this is hold on dumb black person you wouldn't get it oh yeah

I forgot I forgot that eggs equal no soul exactly That's why dogies come out of eggs My dog had a baby It fell out of its fucking dog ass And it was an egg And it cracked and it was a puppy

This stupid ass puppy Full grown puppy A full grown puppy A full grown Woff Woof Woof That reminds you that

I can't remember what I heard Where I heard this one It's like that reminds me of like That's a grown ass little boy Or something Like I can't remember what the sentence was like A grown little man dog I read grown ass man puppy

before. A grown man doggy. A grown ass little dog or something I said. Whatever. Let's move on. Yeah. No, I don't know. I mean, I typically just stick with like the stuff that I've been, God damn it. I typically stick with the stuff that I've been cooking with forever and like my family's been cooking with forever and it's just like a lot of goya, honestly. I refuse to eat anything that doesn't come from somebody that I've met.

So I'm never exploring my food taste. What do you mean? What does that mean? What does that mean? I don't know somebody that's not eating food from there. What did you just say? If I don't know somebody if I'm not going to eat food. from like I'm keeping it strictly based on people I know. Okay.

I want to have home-cooked versions of every meal before I go and like try to make it myself. So it was really ignorant than it ignorant. You got a little less ignorant after I said it, but it's still racist. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacist to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask

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It's high in protein with 30 grams per serving. Marie Callenders, what having it all tastes like. It's still definitely amazing. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, great. I would never, I'm never eating food from it. What is it fucking Serbian? The fuck is that?

I mean, do they even have food? In Serbia? Yeah. I have slopped. Yeah. Yeah. How was food in a trough? How is food in a trough?

That's crazy. It's gray. They eating anything gray is absurd. They don't have any cutlery. Oatmeal's kind of gray. They fucking. It's more beige, I guess. I, my hope it's not gray.

Maybe that's all they have. Because I have brown sugar. I put a little brown sugar in it. Yeah, I do the brown sugar too. If you have it, if you have it, if you have a gray oatmeal, I'm sorry. Well, I mean, it's, it's more gray than most food is. I put berries in it, too. I'm liven it up.

I'm going to go look at, I'm going to pay attention to so Luca Donchich, right? He's now at L.A. Laker. And he's from, oh, he's from Slovenia. I'm thinking of, I'm thinking of Yokic. Okay. Nikola Yokic, hold on one second. Nicole Yokic is from Serbia.

I'm going to go find video of him eating. And I want to see how and what he eats and see if our theory is true that he bends down like a bird and pecks at slop. It's good It's good It tastes like sidewalk

The vision of someone pecking at Slap is crazy Not even like gulping it Yeah just like piercing it Did you have food from From wherever Jodas from fucking Yeah yeah Transylvania?

What is what is the food like there Does it taste like? It's all like it's all carbs It's all meat and carbs Was it like particularly tasty? So one thing that I had So there was there's a little Lithuania here, which is crazy in L.A. And they had a, yeah, they had a Lithuania fest, like a little celebration.

All eight Lithuania showed up. Yeah, there's. There's actually like, Rasputin. Like, it was, it was in a church. Of course. Because they're Catholic as fuck. Yeah, of course. And it was pretty, it was decent signs.

A fest in a church is funny. It pissed me off, though. It costs so much, even though, like, their economy is like kind of on the, like, kind of second world. And I was like, what the fuck? Why is everything so expensive? So I had this one thing called the Zeppelin. It has the consistency of like a yokey potato. So it's like all starchy as fuck.

And it has like a bunch of like meat like pork and a bunch of spices inside of it. Cool. And it was fucking delicious. I was actually like, all right, white people. It was okay. You got to get creative. Yeah. When you got no spices.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was pretty good. But I still prefer Mediterranean and Mexican food. Yeah. Spanish food's fine. but, like, Mexicans really... They just put more fat in it, you know what I mean? You haven't had Caribbean Hispanic food, bro.

It is different. Shit's amazing. I like... I just, to me, I like... I like fat. That's the thing. There's not enough fat in Puerto Rican food and get fat all you want, bro.

No, you can get fat. Caribbean food is really bad, actually. No, I'm talking about literal fat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you can get fat. I'm talking about fat. Grease.

Well, yeah. There's not enough. It depends on what you're eating. Like, when you have, like, I like, uh, penil and like, specific. Specifically, specifically the fucking the hard shell fucking chicharon, dude. That's got fat all over it and but it crunches like glass.

I don't like. I don't like. I don't like. I don't like chichon. It's just delicious. Because I'm not, I just didn't grow up eating pork. So that doesn't know. I just didn't grow up eating pork.

Yeah. I just, I can't fathom how that's like I get it. That's why. Yeah, but that's not. Nobody outside of Seventhadaventz knows what that is. Literally. I've never heard. I've never heard of that until you mentioned it to me.

Well, I'm. And I still have not Christian Jewish. It's like Christian Jewishness. Pretty much. So how do you guys typically? Do you have it on the front? What? Ours is a hood.

Are you guys? That's cool. Why don't you ever wear any of that drip then? Because I don't fucking believe in a sky Jew man. I don't care. I don't care. Wear it. I don't care.

That's what I'm saying. I want to see it. That's what I'm saying. I actually, I really want like Catholic drip, dude. I want like some of it looks so cool, but some of it is so objectively taking it. You never find that shit in Goodwill.

You know? Can't you find a clad outfit in Goodwill? I didn't say clad outfit, Nick. I said, fucking. Well, come on. I want a Pope hat. I just saying. I mean, it's, it's, I'm sure that's where the clan got the idea from.

One, two, three is where it is. All racist steel. They definitely got it from that. So, like, yeah, they were just like, yeah, Catholic. Catholic imagery is dope, to be honest with. Like a gothic church, fucking Castlevania ass shit. 100%. The cross is aesthetically look.

It's cool, man. Yeah, especially with a guy on it. He put a little Jewish feller on it. A little Jewish feller on it. He was like, oh, he hides. Boy, baby, Papa, take me out. Do you think he was like, oh, Jesus Christ? He definitely did.

Soi. Bung. He charged his shield. Could you imagine? Yeah, why just stab me under the rib like that? And you hear the shields charge back up? Booh. Like a, like, like your shields are.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That would be pretty good, actually. That would be good. That'd be really good, but I think it would bother the right people. All right, let's move on. Chris Kisses Boypans wrote and he says, hey, you old gays. Would you be... Such an insane fucking question.

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Marie Callender's, what having it all tastes like. Yeah. Unfortunately, I can't do that. I wouldn't do it. I have no ill will towards my grandmother at all. I love my grandmother. That's the problem. My grandma means more to me than like probably anybody.

So I'd say no. Even Lars Ulrich? I mean, we know how much you love. What do you mean? We talk about every episode. He's being humble. Yeah, just refresh me really quick. He's being humble.

Just give a refresher for the people that weren't here last time. He's pretend. There's no last, there's no last time. It's just, it's just consistent. It's been always like he's always, every time I meet up with Kakeson, he's always talking about his Lars Alwick fan page. Would you mind reminding me who it is? I love that he's playing into this. I didn't want to tell you, Chris, but like, the other day he called me and he was like, dude, I'm tired of this podcast. He's like, can we please start this Lars Ulwick podcast? Yeah, he wanted to call the Lars Ulrich cast. Can you tell me who he is those, remind me? I don't know why you're being so modest. about this. Yeah, I'm just having a bit of a moment. Would you mind me

who it was? Well, yeah, it's the, it's the, um, it's the peonished in a, um, um, um, queen.

So you might tell me the truth. He's, uh, he's like one of the guys from Metallica. I can't remember what he, what he did. He's the drummer. He's the drummer.

He's the drummer. He's the drummer. He's the drummer. He's threatened to sue everybody. Yeah, he's the Napster. Remember that when Napster started putting music doing all the P2P? And they were like,

oh, wang, we have a few less million dollars. Wham! Do you know what I'm gonna Give my fucking money Money Money Money If you all pay me

My fucking rip you dog Dude you know it's crazy I only know that guy's name Because of a weird al song Really? I'm not even joking Yeah Because there's like

He has a song about piracy Where it's called Don't Download this song Oh And it's like The whole is like Don't download this song Even Lars Olerick knows

It's wrong Going by the CD Like you know that you should I mean, it's so It's so funny that It's just, look at From a musician's standpoint Like, okay, yeah, I get how that could be annoying

Any musician would be like, oh yeah, we're gonna lose money Yeah, yeah But it's like you're unfortunately in the genre of metal To where It doesn't work as well, yeah It's the least metal thing you can fucking do To just like sue people Yeah, you get all corporate about it

It's like, away the law So I was So I was talking to someone yesterday about metal music and I was like I was talking about about metal music yesterday I'm not well versed in metal my metal background is literally just Metallica yeah Lincoln Park or something

they're metal I mean they're new metal people Spirit box Yeah he definitely yeah he did Incubis Incubus Incubus Incubus And this is a demon jacking off again

He looks who's the guy that says it looks like that He's about to come all the time What? Oh John Rickles Don what Does he Yeah I was talking to somebody About metal yesterday

And I brought up the fact that mud was like Also very politically charged Who? Who? Metal in general Oh yeah We both thought he was saying a person I thought he said a person

I was talking about metal yesterday I thought you said mud I thought he said mud I thought he said muddle I said like muddle Like Bobby water That's Bobby muddle Over there

Harry Potter Esk name Where are you? Bobby muddell's a mixed race person. Could you imagine that was real? Have you seen the... I got it. I shared it on Instagram.

I've been sharing with me a long time. It's like this fucking... This video of Harry Potter is setting himself on fire. No. It's insane. What you mean? There's a video that I found of fucking Ron Weasley... Ron Weasley walking, like going into the fireplace

and doing the like when he teleports in like the first or second movie where he goes like diagonal and he throws the thing down and the fire comes up and it takes him and he teleports him but there's like a version of it where he's just like drops it and he just sets on fire and it's Harry Potter screaming I can't find it where is it? I have it on my phone I saved it. I think I saved it too.

I'm scared to go through my fucking saved photos. It's scary as fuck. You got way too much weird shit on there I bet. Have this on mine. Yeah. Yeah. Wait don't know. Wait, I can't hear this again. That's too long. Stop. Stop it

Stop it Stop it Let me Send that to me See if I could get Yeah So Te Zer

What the fuck? That was really good It's the scream I don't know how to describe it But the scream Sounds specifically like That's a burning person scream If I didn't see Harry

I mean well I didn't see Harry Potter actually But like If I didn't It just seems like that seems like it happened Stop! Stop it!

What would you just show him? He saw Elon Musk's favorite imagery. That's all I can say. It's so big. Why is it so big? The audience doesn't know Why do you have that, dude? I can't show.

I'm not showing it. I'm not. I mean, you can. It's not that crazy. It's funny that you have that on your phone, but it's like it's just, it plays into you being anti-semitic. It does.

It really reinforces. I said this to my Jewish friend, too. Oh, okay. That does not as insult. I bet he's not quivering feeling threatened right now. I was like, dude, there's a surgery. Oh, my God. But.

Or to get it reduced? Oh yeah, they All right Why do you play like this Kingston You need some respect We're playfully in I am a acidic Jew and you need respect I used to think they were saying acidic

It does sound like acidic I thought it was acidic Stop showing memes That's not what this is for Yeah get out of here Oh my God That's cool. I like that.

I like a practical effect. I saw that thing you shared before. I think your account got nuked where this guy was fighting all the famous monsters. Yeah. The horror people. That was cool. He blew him out the room. Dude, the kinetic.

There's a kinesis to it. It's like, it's like, ah, that flows really well. That was really cool. The axe really got shot up the room. Like, I love the X shot specifically.

Flows so well. That's not on my account. That's not my new account. Oh, is your main one? That's my main one. So I have two accounts. One is suspended permanently. And then,

And the other... Get off your fucking phone. The other is shadow band. So, whatever. The shadow band one makes no sense. I'd like, why.

And him too. Yeah. I'm shadow band. Like, why it's so annoying because sometimes I need to look up your shit for some reason. I know.

It's annoying. That's why I made the second account to make it easier. Oh. Yeah. Well, got to start. Do I think the thing

was a little harsh? Yeah. Should you have lost your account for that? I've... What the fuck? Here's the thing. Whatever. Especially not on Elon Musk's era.

I'm not surprised by it. I was, I was actually surprised that this didn't have many times before, to be honest with you. Well, during when Jack Dorsey owned it, it's more par for the fucking, is it Dorsey? Jack Dorsey? Yeah, that's, I think it's more surprising now that you would think that Elon Musk would, like, lower everything, right? It's everything's fair game. Well, you could say the N-word.

You could say all sorts of horrible shit. So, like, I figure, like, I'm just going to say the same thing. I've been saying that for years. So I'm just like, all right, well, they got me. Whatever. Fair enough. Just can't tell Chuds to kill themselves, I guess. That's the problem.

Because they might listen. Unfortunately, you listen. You should listen. But, um. Yeah. Boom. Boom. Boom.

Boom. Boom. What is that? Oh, sorry. Your brother killed yourself. We're going to get five big booms in the chat. Shut the fuck out. Boom.

Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Sorry. I love it. I love how.

What's your name? What's his name? This is a fucking large niggas. I'm like that. Grand. Big nigger. And, uh, the... And, uh...

And, uh... And, little nigger. Lil... Yeah, large nigger, little nigger. And then the, uh, Rizzler. Yeah, it's, uh... And Rizzler. I think it's...

Papa obese and little fat. A little fat is crazy. Pretty good. Spaghetti already wrote in. Sorry, your brother. Kill your son. Oops. I saw a great editor of that where it was like they did like...

They had like, I can't even remember what. fucking characters from what they were. I saw one when it was George Floyd and not what you call it. Of course.

Of course you would see that. Stop showing memes. We got to go to the question. Yeah, I got to go to my fucking thing again. He says, do you have any stories of you seeing another person slash kid do something wild or illegal? I remember going to the school bathroom

and watching the retarded kid take a pack of tennis balls and one by one showing them into the hole in the bottom of the toilet water. Then he mashed the fuck out of the flush button while we, watched hundreds of gallons of shit water flood the bathroom and school hallways. That's not illegal, is it?

I mean, I guess it's not illegal, but you'll get suspended for it for sure. But I don't think it... Actually, there might be a police code for that, like some type of mischief thing. Oh, yeah, like delinquent felony. Because, yeah, you're doing something to actively cause a lot of property damage. Yeah. So there is some type of mischievous thing. That's destruction of property.

There's that. There's that. Can you get charged with the destruction of property if you're like fucking 11? If you're, well, you'll, you'll, you won't, you won't get a fine for sure. You won't get like a full charge. So you'll get like something about to find. Beat the shit out of that retard. That's for sure.

If you're in the South and you're black, you'll go to jail for six years. But anywhere else you'll probably just like. Yeah, that's fine. You saw a video of that, you saw a video that poor young black guy that I missed his ticket by one day. And the judge was like, you're going to go to jail for 10 years. And it was in fucking Alabama. And I was like, what the fuck did I just see? Well, I mean, in context.

clearly, well, so first of all, it's wrong across the board, obviously. I should have to say that, but there's retards I will listen to this and they'll say, but he clearly had other offenses, so this is his third strike. I still don't think it's right, but in the, but see, but out of

context, people are thinking he's getting 10 years just for the ticket. Yeah, clearly so I know. So it's the thing, but I don't want, like, I said I want people do that. It's still not, it's still fucked up. It's still completely fucked up, but no, anyway you look at it. Like, I for one, I'm just like, I'm not missing that ticket. If I have, if I have, if I have that kind I'm like, I'm not missing that day.

At a certain point. He was like 19. I'm like, blood. I'm sorry. Have fun. Yeah. Have fun going to jail for 10 years. I've had arguments about that where I'm like, bro, I'm like, dude, if you're, if you're a dark or skin in this country, you're on hard mode.

Things are going to be harder for you. It's going to be unfucking fair. So now you have to move accordingly. If you know that you're going to get fucked by the long dick of the law, bro, chill. Like, if you fuck around, you do all this fucking, I can't even say goon shit because it doesn't mean the same thing anymore. I know. If you're hooligan shit, I don't even know what to say.

There's no good alternative. If you're doing hood shit, you know. If you're doing hood shit, that works too. You got to be aware what you're involved in, you know. That's why people, like, when I see people like black men or like black people in or people of minority groups in general getting pulled over, I'm like, y'all, just listen. Don't say nothing. Just listen.

I know it's wrong. It sucks to comply. They'll kill you. They will kill you and they will be, they'll kill you and you won't matter. Yeah. It's not worth it. Right. Forget your name.

It's not worth it. I tell you when I was riding with my homie, it was Black dude Brandon, and I just got a car, I just financed the car, didn't have the plates on it. Has the paper on the back of the window, which signals that clearly this,

everything's legal. Cop pulls this over anyway. And the thing that tripped me out, and this was my fault, because I usually have the doors locked or whatever, but the door was unlocked. The cop walks up and just opens the door. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman,

host of Beyond the script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacist to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomach ache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just have a stomachache every day.

or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects

so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeart Radio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. For delicious meals, you could go out to eat or spend hours in the kitchen. Or you could just make a Marie Callender's meal. Yeah, you heard me. Marie Callender's classic chicken parmesan bowl is delicious with scratch-made marinera sauce, creamy mozzarella cheese, and no preservatives.

It's high in protein with 30 grams per serving. Marie Callender's, what having it all tastes like. I've never experienced that in my life. That's crazy, yeah. And I was like, okay, this clearly this dude was asking for something, for me to do something. But it, it like was the ultimate, like, ignore every instinct you have because you're going to die. Yeah. It was one of those things where I'm like, if someone just opens your door, you're immediately alarmed.

You might even like, what the f? And then all of a sudden, you move fast. And he's, you know. This is why in these situations I've been training myself to cry blood. I like that. Like the lizards that, like shoot blood out of their eyes. I'm trying to cry out so it's like, I have a medical emergency. I like that a lot.

And then they can't arrest me. Wouldn't it be much easier to have fake blood on you? Like you just go to the Halloween store or just? No, because it has to start while they're looking at me. So it's much more believable. It's much more believable. Like hard, like you can hear me coming. If you can come on command, that's amazing.

He's like, what's happening? You can get the blood packs and. Like, he's always sunny. He was like, where he threw up a bunch of them. Yeah, that'd be wild. I wonder if that would, like, a blood pang. you just start coughing? I think it could work, actually.

I like that. I think they might shoot you still. They might shoot us. Like, for sure. I feared that blood. It had AIDS. I feared for my life. What's your name again, boy?

You'd be like, uh, Maldonado. Maldonado. Every police officer that I've ever dealt with like somehow new men. Like I got pulled over with military plates. I'm like, what the fuck? I had military plates on my car. No, sniffing. And they were just like, is that so fri?

You smell a little. Is that so frito? Smell a little ethnic. What's that nose about? What's that? She knows about, boy. Ah, Maldonado, huh? Italian.

You fucking liar? Filthy enough, huh? Your skin's lying. You're a liar. My skin is lying. His gun is humming. Yeah, fucking car. Like the fucking charged plasma pistol.

Get on the fucking floor. He's got that fucking fucking. What is that spike gun The needleer? The needleer. The needleer's such a morbid gun. It's so morbid.

It seems so tortuous. Even when I was a kid, I was like, this doesn't seem right. It's a fucked up idea for a weapon. Yeah. You got to be like a freak to think of that. It's like,

oh, these are crystals that like will home in on you. And then if enough of them joined, they pop. They form a chain reaction and explode. It's a cool fucking weapon. It is pretty cool. It's cool.

Cool is the word, yes. If there's a single weapon that I could have in this In all of fiction it would probably be a needler It is so crazy It's the premise of that of that weapon Yeah Maybe hammer of dawn also but that predicate it's on But the hammer of dawn

It's more moving The hammer of dawn is more than just the You know what I mean? Like you need the satellites there too So like without it it's kind of I want Credos of Sacks bro You would fuck it up immediately I would kill it and you'd pull it back

And it would kill myself Yeah Really? The first time. Isn't the back jagged too? No, no, no, no, no. That would be insane. He's just cutting his hands open every time he swings it. Oh, oh, ow.

The whole, I was somebody, there's another, like a double-sided ad. Oh, you mean like a, oh, yeah. Somebody make a mod. Somebody make a mod, somebody make a mod where every time Cretto's swings his ass, he says, he says, ow. Ow. Ow.

Yeah, it's a very, yeah. Yeah, I'm subtle too. Ouch. I would just go to public pools and freeze the pool, so much people suffer. Oh, my, while they're in it, they're in it, you freeze the pool. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Then I would do a small crackout spread. You better get out. Oh, my God. That's fucking crazy, dude. And just heat a hole off

with a fucking, like, a fucking damn near terrorist-level weapon. See, that's why God didn't give us magic because of people like you. Oh, yeah. God's also not real, but yeah, part too. What?

People like you and Chris Angel have ruined magic for us. You've taken magic for me. You've appropriated my magic. What did he do? Didn't he just like levitate? Yeah, he just pretended to float. So disrespectful.

Wait, pretend? God. I remember that's the main thing. Derek happily watched it last day. This is fucking amazing. This 2006 YouTube video. This is fucking thought.

Oh my God. Jones, you know he really did this. Jojo, come here. She's fucking sleep. It's like three in the morning. Jojo, come here. Jojo, look at this guy. You shake her awake.

You shake her awake. You're like, what do you want? What do you want? This guy is flying over the Luxor. Do you see this? He's pulling donuts on his mouth infinitely, Jojo. We got to corrupt him. This is a business opportunity.

I love the premise. I'm leaving you. I'm leaving you for Chris Angel. He's much more powerful. He's much more powerful. He's clearly a mage of some kind. I don't know. That's close.

It's all relative. Whatever. Who fucking cares? Excuse me. It's all relative. You know what I mean? I'm going to hop upon my bear that I have in the house for some reason. We are going to leave to Russia again.

I take Chris Angel's life. A Jamaican mercenary that has to kill Chris Angel. There's some weird vendetta against Chris Angel. You're murder me, boy. The Jamaican population in Chris Angel have B. They hate him for some. Why, though? If they stole all of their magic, he stole all of their magic to levitate.

And I kind of feel it, but I don't feel it all the way. I'm like, I sort of understand. It's all gone. He took it. Chris Angel took it. That's why there's a vendetta. I'm like halfway really hate him. I feel like we're cooking an extra ammo.

Have you murder me boy? We're cooking an extra ammo. Happy murder. We have a murder. A bit of me boy. Dude. Little Jacob came to Liberty City to kill. Chris Angel.

No, Angel Press, but it's a parody. We should do an extra ammo where we pay. We have to figure out how we're going to reintroduce Chris Angel into like a reboot. We're going to reboot Chris Angel. It'd be funny. He'd come Chris Angel out and he'd be like, oh, he'd come Chris Angel out and he'd be like, doves will come out with him. Yeah, this one, yeah, he somehow comes Chris Angel. All right, great.

So he's just giving an address, the state of a union. So like next year you're going to state in union. He's just like, first it. And then just Chris Angel just there for my first? He's floating. He's doing the Friza Friza Kubrick combo Friza and the Kubrick's there

It's fucking insane Hello monkeys That's the first thing he says Hello monkeys I'm Gris Angel Hello monkeys I'm Chris Angel I'm here to do a fucking trick for you I just popped out of Rudy Giuliani's throat

As you can see His throat which was on Trump's cock. Yeah. That'd be awesome. I mean, getting blown where you're giving in, like, State of Union and the Chris Angel burst out of their, like. I just really love the image.

I love that he was, like, he was a famous person. Yeah, he was. Like, well known. He was getting popular. And all he did was just edit things really poorly and sit, like, and be on wires. It's pretty cool. I hate him. It's pretty cool.

that like that we as a society could prop somebody up like that. People are so stupid. Like thinking people with like PhDs. How do you do that? We're like, this guy's amazing.

I feel like no one that's amazing as someone who makes a movie. Like, oh, you made a movie and he used wires and shit. Special effects are crazy. And fucking knew how to like edit sit out. I'll never forget that there's one that he did where he was like driving a car.

over like a, over like a, a ravine or something, like mountain from one mountain to the next. And the cut that he does is ridiculous because he edits in big fake fire. Over, I have to find it. I know. Wait, I have to. That sounds awesome. That sounds awesome. And it's like, it's one of the most amazing thing.

It reminds me of watching Bollywood action shit where there was like a car creaming over the cliff. and the car explodes before it hits anything. It's just in midair explodes and then falls down. And I was like, that's beautiful. I loved Bollywood movies growing up, man. They were so fun to watch. I've had more, I have more of appreciation for them now than I've ever knew. So you can look it up on YouTube if you want.

Add this to that reference playlist, by the way. Chris Angel Death Jump was uploaded 12 years ago. Death Jump. You are not fucking prepared for this. Oh, man, I'm excited. I hate it. I'll hold it this way. You guys get it.

looking up at home. What was that? What was that? What did I do? What the fuck was that? It was happening. It was just an Anthony Van Tano transition. I know.

What the fuck was that? So the idea was that he was going to jump the car and then he would appear in like a cage somewhere else. And you saw it. You saw how they edited around the fact that like the car wasn't going to make the jump. What the fuck was? And then the guy's like, yeah! That's the best part. It is so great.

I really highly recommend everybody watches this because it's like maybe you can see it on the but like he's doing the jump. You might be able to see it a little bit if somebody zooms in. Yeah.

He's doing the jump. And then the car's gone and then he's in the fucking and then there's a circle. Look, he's in the cage. That's so shitty. It's fucking amazing. Oh my fucking God.

The fact that that was on TV and people were like, Oh Yeah Yeah yeah yeah Somebody saw that It was like I'm gonna become a magician for real

And died in a fucking hallway That must be possible He died in the hallway Fucking getting stabbed in death By 20 migrants He's definitely responsible For people's deaths Yes

He's definitely like Seven to eight year old Who tried to like There's a man freak there's no reality that maybe some little kid jumped out of a window totally totally dude

holy shit man I didn't I don't remember being that fucked up how many kids do you think because I was almost one of them I almost died of the superman I thought I could fly No you didn't Yeah I did

I swear to do shut up Are you That's too much Are you surprised How stupid I was as a kid You think I was gonna jump off a building And I was like I swear to God

This is like, this is not a joke. Look, man, I have limits of things that I can believe. Okay. What do you, okay, explain, do you remember your thought? I remember a part of it. I was, I thought of it. I believe anything of the last person that I speak to tells it to me. That's fair.

After either or not the last one, you start reviewing it. You're like, ooh, that guy before. I don't know about that. I don't know about that last guy I was talking to, but like, this guy makes sense. I entirely believe me. And it's just a cycle of that over and over again forever. That's crazy. Yeah, it's called.

Joe Rogan experience. It actually literally, yeah. It's a monkey on fire now. All right. Should we wrap it up? Yeah, we can wrap it up. How many questions do we ask? I don't care.

But we also spent a lot of time talking politics. Yeah, we actually did a long regular show. And then we'll get more questions. X-M-O-B, X-A-M-O, so just wrap it up, Nicky. Well, there's not really many questions. I mean, I could go and look. No, no, no, no. Let's go ahead.

I was actually I was like it's great We keep it under three hours It'd be great Yeah that'd be great We'd like to make it even shorter But you know We're not good at that

Let's make it five minutes Hey what's going on If these niggas are willing To pay us the same For a five minute show I kind of want to do For one of the episodes Have like

Feed all the names Into an AI And have it read it That would be great actually Not as a permanent thing Just I'm curious As to see like Yeah see what happens

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the end of that way I thought he was doing that Jewish nigger Chris little Jewish nigger Finna go hard Three two one You're gonna read our $25 on a page of names Um

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They both start with P That is true And end with hub Um yeah Patreon hub Yeah I've had a good porn hub diving a while. A werewolf furry porn sympathizer.

Strapped a gun to my dog's back. Now he gun dog. Marbles versus Capcom. Marbles versus Capcom three, the gaze of two worlds. The homeless person in between Sweeney's teeth. I am going to kill the president with a mortar. With a mortar. That would be a great way to go.

That is a wild way to go. A mortar from a four. fucking pirate ship. He's in Kansas. He's in Kansas with a what? Sure. Yeah, the pirate ship somehow sails

deep inland into heartland America. Keep going. And then you're good. You're good. You're good. I love that. Homeless person in between sweet teeth. I'm going to kill the president with a mortar.

It's still do it. Is this like forever? No, is this the standard? Megar morph. Megarmoor. I think we... Emma throwing in BigBus.

I think he's straight up. Said it. People... I isolated the sound somebody else did. It's just, it's... He went into a forensic deep dive.

I totally. Because I wanted to hear the M. You're a Sonic fan. I think the only time I hear the M is when I want it to be. Yeah. You have to will it. Yeah, when I isolated and I close my eyes

So there's no nothing else It just what it's I hear the end I go directly into the desert I turn off my car It's just the sounds of the winds in my heartbeat I had to go to this I had to go to Joshua Trayor You said

Yeah, yeah you guys right You done? Just to hear it Just to hear it clearly away from all the hustle and bustle All the hustle and bustle right All the electromagnetic fields I gotta tell you though I'm not disappointed in Dave You know that's the crazy thing

Even though I'm like I think he actually really said the hard R on accident, but I think it's hilarious, and I don't feel any different about him. He's just some crazy asshole. I don't feel any different about him at all. I think the N-word is funny, and if you use it funny, it's fine. It's just a Freud. I just thought it was a Freudian slip. For some reason,

it was in his mind. I don't know why. The court was probably black, and he was like, oh. I mean, for some reason, he said it. He said it. It's a crazy fucking video. Can I pay you guys to come to a live podcast on my birthday party in March? Oh, shit. We forgot to, wait. We were supposed to discuss that. Yeah, we settled on $5 million.

Oh, yeah. Oh, he said to email the guy. I'll be check the email. Yeah. I hope he emailed this. Sweene and Derek in a sawtrap where they have to bust in each other's faces or get fucked to death by horses while Chris watches. That is fucking horrible.

I hate that so much. That's such a specific version of that. That's bad. I don't mind busting on him. to survive, but, man, I gotta get busting on two, man, that sucks. That's rough. The glabgo-gab. I would hate you so much. You would survive.

I'd wipe my face off. I'd be like, all right, dude. If you bring this up ever, I'm gonna kill you. Right, because, like, could we continue doing the podcast normally? No. Like, because, like, we're now just always thinking about that moment. When someone's comments on you, your relationship changes. And what is he's, gay saw? Like, what is, what is

the jigsaw? Why is he do this? Why does he do this? Why does he want this? It's just saw. Why didn't that come to my mind? Joke-so. Joke-saw is crazy. J-Z-N-Jolk. He's like a weirdly long jigsaw.

He's a little late. He's slightly lengthier. He's more dangly. That's great. That's great. It's me, Joke-Saw. It's me a joke-sock. I've been joking for a-

You want to joke? Do you want to joke? You want to get joked? You want to get joked? You want to get joked? You want me to just jocations? You have to just joke him before. He brings out an apparatus.

He fats and he fasted on your dick. And then he just slowly. He has all these joke related traps. Yeah, yeah. He's like, you have to joke him. You have to joke yourself to 12 inches. But if your penis snaps, I will kill you. You're like, well, 12, 12 inches.

What do you mean 12 inches? He's yelling. He's yelling to the point that he looks like Goku and he got his back slammed in a movie. He's like, you must choke yourself to 12 inches or I will waltz in there with a gun and shoot you. You see him dancing down the hallway.

He's getting there. You have three and a half hours. That's so crazy. And a guy has a micropenus. He's like, He's some baby dick dude, like, oh, what? Like, you literally? American inches?

Right, right. They're like trying to find some loophole. Right, like, oh, you, uh. I joked him to he's 11 inches in his life. And then, and the timer goes off and he failed. And then jigsaw, he's like, yeah, on wires. He's like, yeah. He's like, he's like, he.

Jokes saw's forearms are dragging along the floor. That's how a long gated he is. His head's a little bit, like, it's a little bit taller, too. But it's like on one side, it's like gumbia almost, where it's like slanted a little bit. His hand, his arms is so long that his hands touch the ground and do this. Ew, like the fucking, like beetle juice. Bring in the next joker.

And the guy's like, can you let me go? He tugged out my dick for so long. No. What's this next time going to be? You must. And he's like, you must joke yourself to 15. 15. It's all the same trap.

There's no cleverness at all. But there's various joking oriented items than used to joke yourself. And he's like, watching the corner. He's going to choose the jokering or the jok square. You could use the sewing machine. Just all just like, are you going to like do anything different? Is anyone going to come?

Like I'm here? Just, since you like, you can joke other things, you know? I don't get it It's a weird gimmick Why'd you box yourself Into this weird And then jokes all's like Oh I mean

Is your jizzing clever Is your jizzing better than my joking And then it just Understand Is your jizzing Is your joking He's like yeah It's so fucking

You're a card boy banana At least Because I want you to be It's just the whole Saw family of fucking degenerates Jokesaw is so stupid This is a jolking The glob, all right, the glob go gab,

Galangang's a great idea. I love it. I like Jolksaw a lot. Jokesaw. Hey, Zoddy draw Jokesaw. Yeah, dude. Can we sell Jelksaw? Yeah, I think so.

Yeah, right? Because what are they going to be like, that's ours? Yeah. They want to take credit for Jolksaw? Yeah, you can take Jolksaw, I guess. If that's what you want. It's kind of like when Warner Brothers took down Meat Canyons thing, where like, where Bugs Bunny was like a rapist.

Love that. And they're like, I mean, if that's what you want. That's still my favorite thing from, uh, from him. It's great. Yeah. It's really good. That, yeah, that one's, that one's, and then I think, uh... I like the ex-cc one he did recently.

Let's go. Let's go. That little, the baby one, fuck, that's so good. The XC one where he's like, on his chair. Oh, yeah. I didn't see that, no, this one. That was pretty good. That's a while ago.

That's when we came in a bit. I saw the David Doberk one. That was pretty funny. What a fucking weirder. We didn't even mention that. David, when he came back. Oh,

who cares? Like, what a fucking psychopath. I mean, I'm Jack now. Don't you love me? Like, his face,

he has such a fucking psychopath smile. Like, he actually has one of those, like, I would say Mr. Beast has it way worse. Oh, of course.

Mr. Beas. It's so souless. It's so souless. That's it. Every. David Doberrae just looks kind of like crazy.

Like, I love, I love like all the gear, all the shit that he has in stores. Like, there's those beast bars or whatever they called in 7-11 and he's just like holding it

it's like Why does this I don't want to take his face off of it Maybe I would consider buying it Right immediately it's like a wards me off From like wanting to do anything It would be it. It's like one of those Japanese like papers

That they put on trees to keep demons away That's exactly what it's like It's like I can't touch this Yon Kai from coming to your house Yeah it's like It's a fucking Yokai just repellent. Fuck, dude, no.

You get near and you start burning. Eat. Mr. Eat. Mr. Eat. Mr. Eat. That's what he should have been. That would have been. That would have been good.

The beast. Evil brother. Beast Mr. Eat also. I love that. The Galabgo Gabgolab having dyslexia. That would suck. Do you remember that thing? What, triple gay?

I'm a, what? What? Where's I'm up? Triple gay? Yeah, triple G. What is that? That guy. Who?

Glob Gabola is that fucking slug dude? No. I'm the glub glabola. I suck until I can't breathe no more. I was trying to make it. I was trying to make a sports joke. I don't know anything about it. Like the boxer?

Yes, I was trying to be it. His name is very similar to that as all. It's a lob go gab galab. Actually. What his name really? That's crazy. Golovkin? Hold on.

Golvkin. It's very, it's very large. The glab go gab galab having dyslexia. Licking the rust off my slutty little car Mr. No Pants, the underdog of the Shirtmanverse. Oh, interesting. I forgot about Shirtman.

Gannady Golovkin. That sounds fake as fuck. That sounds like a spell that a fucking munchkin puts on someone. Well, he's from my cabbage. He's from the Kexikstan. You ate all my fucking hot water and cabbage. Time to fucking...

I don't know. I don't feel like people from Kekistan or Kekistan are like real. You know what I mean? What is it Kensikistan? Kazikistan. Oh, the Borad guy. Yeah, like it just, it doesn't seem like a real place. That's a Borat place.

That's just the set of Borad. I feel like one heavy rain and everyone there is just doomed. Everything feels like made up like a slut. Like fucking same. This is racist. It is. Speaking of heavy range, should I actually, I've never actually played heavy rain. No game is.

Actually, you might like it actually because it's if you, if you, all right, don't play it seriously. If you play it to fuck up every single quick time event, absolutely it's worth it. Okay. Because I've seen like almost everything there is to the game, but I've, I've never actually sat down. It's cumbersome to play, especially now because it's only on PS3, I'm pretty sure. I think it's available on Steam now.

Is it really? I think it was the only reason... Oh, I think they did remaster it or something. I think it was the only reason I consider playing it. Maybe, look, I could be gaslight myself. You might be right. I think the big ones that are still on PS3 that are stranded there are like resistance

and kill zone and infamous. That whole series is stuck on fucking what's a lot. That's weird. Like, Infamous was like, just put it on. What the fuck? They just stopped making more of them. They just stopped making more of them too. I mean, that's fine.

I just don't get why I can't play the original two. Oh, yeah, that's $20. I would totally end it. Like, I never played the original Infamous all the way through. I never, I only played a demo at like Target or something. Same, yeah. I think I played the demo. One is a good game.

Yeah, yeah, it's $20. It wasn't as good as prototype. No, no, thing. Prototype was. Prototype was so fucking fun. Infimish was more of a, was more of a story-driven game. Prototype was more of a sandbox for sure. 100%.

Dude, it was so cool. I just installed a prototype two. I never played the second one. That's where I like, I was like, ew, black. It doesn't have to stay black. I'm assuming that's why the sales were lower, unfortunately. Actually, probably. I actually don't think so.

I think it's... I can't kind of discard you. He's a Negro. You know what I actually think it was? I don't think it was so much that he was black so much as it was like, it's not the same dude. So it's like, why do I... That's what you think, Chris. They're not a fucking raging bigot on the surface.

Well, I just think back then specifically, you would have seen more examples. He was so soulless, though. Alex Mercer? He was... He was such a asshole. But he had that fucking... He had that 2009, this is cool kind of energy. You know what I mean?

Yeah, I just, the only, I just feel like he's, he's so unmemorable that I felt like it was completely fine to use somebody else. It was smarter to use the same person, right, if you're new to sequel. Like, if you want to be smarter. But, damn, I just hate that like when some games. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are to too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health,

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Marie Callender's, what having it all tastes like. They're trying to be progressive. I feel like it just, it's just a, it's just a, I don't know, identity thing. It's not even like necessarily. It's not actively racist. It's like passive. I guess.

It's like, oh, I don't identify with this as much. I'm just not that interested in it. But prototype was also like a very specific, like that wasn't really like a huge hit. Like I loved it, but like it wasn't like a big game.

So I think being a sequel in general was kind of like. I bet that game would hit hard right now if they did a little remaster. Like because the game looks like shit. The new prototype would be so. A new prototype would be amazing. Both of them would be so fucking cool. I would just, if they, because the prototype 2 actually looks okay.

You got like, it looks a lot better like compared to the first one. Is it a PS4 game or now? No. No. It was a, it was three. Yeah. So like, but like if the, the amount of time that, because I think, uh, the tail end of the three of the three 60 was when a prototype two came out.

Yeah, like 2012 or 13. The 13. I was pretty sure it was 2013 because I remember actively listening to a vigil game apocalypse and they were talking about it. And I was working at a new one, 2012. And I was looking at the graphics and I was like, this looks. fucking way better than the first one.

They got a better budget, I guess. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. I love that first one, I love the first one, the graphics, even when it came out, I was like,

this game looks like shit. But I love that. It didn't bother me. Was that in Hulk's, you ever played Ultimate Destruction? I didn't play that. It's just prototype. It's just prototype.

It's just prototype. It's just prototype. It's just a re-skin in that game. That's great. Because it's really like, you can pick up cars and wear them as gloves.

That's ridiculous. You use the density. power up so when you land you land harder on the ground so just get the density power April 24th, land harder. April 24th 2012. Oh, it's almost my birthday. It's crazy. Damn, I was, oh, I did start working I knew I in 2012 but I felt like

at the, at that time I felt like I was in a different department so I felt like it was 2013 but fucking brain dude. I don't know my brain just put me in this department in like a specific part but like I couldn't have been working in that department in 2012 yeah. That's so weird.

It's weird. Mine is dumb. It's really dumb. It's like I have a memory of me listening to it. Yeah. But it couldn't, it doesn't track with the time. I have a memory of watching. I was at my other seat.

Interesting. I have a memory of watching the Avengers in 2005. So that's just wrong. But that's like so far. So that's just wrong. I like that. I know, but I'm aware of it, but I vividly remember it. Were you actually watching the Fantastic Four?

I think I honestly, to be honest, I think I might have just had a dream that was very vivid that I was watching the Avengers in 2005. That's good for fun of you know. That happens. I mean, I have dreams a pretty wild shit and then it comes true

and I'm like, where are the odds of this, you know? Yeah, yeah. That's just weird. I dreamed that I had a gun and I put it in my mouth and then I woke up and the gun was in my mouth

and I'd pull the trigger like three times. I had a dream that I had to go pee and I went and went pee and then I woke up and then later on that day I went pee. I went pee in my bed and my dream that I woke up with me. I went pee is such a fun.

fucking good. That sentence. All right. Let's keep a guy. Chiminy, chim chim chim terry. All right. Chimpery. Chimpery.

That's fucking insane. Chimpery. What is what this chimpery? I do what I likes and I likes what I do. All right, shut. Sween with midget proportions, but the same height. I love that. I love that.

And we have another drawing. We have another illustration. You have another commission. Get on it. Get on it. I'd be mostly tummy with stubby little lips. I love it, dude. I love that idea.

That's upsetting to imagine. Flash banging and epileptic because it's super effective on them. That's crazy. Shoving my head all the way up Invisible Woman's ass to suck on her colon. Berserk or Broly Gapshodding Sweeney. Snark Tank Live in Japan featuring Johnny Somali. Harry Potter and the Order of Restraining. I'm awesometastic.

Oh, I'm awesome tistic. Nice. Nice. Am I by? Ain't nothing but an ass ache. Fuck the guy ain't nothing but a mistake. Okay, gotcha. Oh, I see.

I am by. Say I'm by. Problem is that shit's already gay. So like, what do you do? Yeah, it's already like widely adopted. No. I bite children. Derek Poppy made metal

listened to a new way out. But she's been making metal for a while though, no? That's the thing. I don't know anything about Poppy to me, honestly. Bobby's just some chick that reminds me of a What's the The chick that Elon had kids with? Oh, Grimes.

She reminds me of Grimes, which I think they've even collab before. Can't believe her name's Grimes. It sounds so grimy. I don't think that's her government name too. This is Grimes. This is my daughter Grimes. I guess that would make sense.

I would probably do that too if I had a fucking name like that. Well, I guess I'm just going to use it. Yeah, I guess I'm just going to be the fucking grimyest. It's, yeah. Yeah. Poppy, she, I mean, she's released albums. the words.

She's like, I'm Poppy, but then it's all heavy as shit and she's screaming now and stuff. I just remember the hi, I'm Poppy. I just remember. That's all I remember.

Yeah. And I don't remember anything about it. She's very hit or miss from me. Yeah. Her music. Well, whatever. Domo Nation.

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Are you going to do your fucking cul-de-sac? No. Dude, come on. I don't want to cut my hair anymore in my life. I was probably not going to do that. Well, you've got to cut it and shape it. Let me do it. No.

You got to figure it out. That shit's getting out of control, man. I have to cut it. I'm going to do it, and then I'm going to fucking shape it up. Yeah, just trim it and then, yeah. I think you should just do it once. I'll think about it. I'm not going to say, yeah.

I'm not going to say yes, I'll think about it. I already thought, no. I think you should, I think it'll be, dude. I think that's so dope. I think one day you're going to do it. You're going to get the image, the photo of it, and you're going to regret not doing it sooner. It's going to be so damn funny. I don't think I'm going to do it.

Dude, I'll do it too. I just don't have a flat top, but I'll do a cul-de-sac. Let's do it. We'll all do it. We'll be like. That'd be so fucking ridiculous. I will do it for 300. No, not that suit.

That's too. Oh, you're like, you're like not prepared. You're like, no, I can't. I have to go to a wedding relatively soon.

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Bunny Hopper. He's so racist. The fuck is doctor. I don't think I know who doctor. You might recognize his face if you see him, but I know you don't like see his content. Yeah, yeah. We must stay strong. We must stay strong, brother.

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I don't know. It's not an immediate clock. Like, he makes a lot of content in his car. And like he'll be on like I don't think I'm gonna be on like IG live and he's just of course people are shitting on him and saying some dumb shit And he's like hold on I got to get rid of this cave this cave dweller in my chat There's a he's just ladies a white people in his chat. It's great He says some wildly he says there's a lot of racism and misogynist stuff I love I love the thing at the fdicigigifier like I really like him But then he slips into moments where he gets a little too close to the doctor umor at times and I'm like you got a

Brother, you got to slow your role. He's this his, his, like his, the thing is that to be pro black, technically, there's such a degree of fear that exists innately because of the experiences we've had in this country. That leads to, leads to an unfair presence that I don't like. Oh, brother. This guy stinks. Y'all just not ready to hear it. I just wanted to hear a quick little synopsis.

He just said stuff about like, this nigga was like in 1770s. He invalidates white artists in a way that are times that I've been only beneficial to the community of hip hop and music in general in a way that I think is very disrespectful and antithetical to the process of trying to make a more progressive state of racial interaction. And that's fair. I agree with that. I agree with that. I'm like, you sound so stupid right now. Some of his politics, it reminds me of Hassan in a way where it's like, bro, you're going like way too much in the opposite direction. where you're just being, you're being like

kind of silly with it right now. You're chugging the right way than you just start going off a little too far and it's like blood. He's one of those people where like I listen to him for an extended period of time and like five, five to 10% of the time I'm like, this is why we lost.

You're saying some while shit you're losing people. Yeah, it's just like, hey, calm down. And you don't see it. This is so frustrating. Calm the fuck down, dude. Suing my ex-boyfriend for custody of our friends. Oh, that's crazy.

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Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally, and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to, mom, dad, I'm not feeling well, I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child.

Then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Here are the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. For delicious meals, you could go out to eat or spend hours in the kitchen. Or you could just make a Marie Callender's meal.

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Fuck are you niggers. There was such a good bit there too that I wish I could remember. God damn it. You niggas ain't got shit on me. I can't stand him, bro. Oh, we were talking about like, we, like, we were. You're talking about him on Marvel rivals. Compliers.

Oh, okay, so we're all just DPS, I guess. Great. Everybody wants to be the heroes. We're all just DPS, I guess. Dude, that shit is insane. I was going to play competitive. Because, of course. That's what stupid people do.

Everybody wants to be the hero. Everybody wants to be the person that gets to do. It's like, no, it's not that. You got to. Somebody play a tag, please. We're so behind. And then it would be like, okay, I need a DPS. And then somebody would get, like, fucking,

Like fucking doctor strange or some shit and you're like Yeah, wait What are you doing? It's insane. The way people play that game is insane to me dude He's not I don't, I know why I would try to do that.

It shows me why organizations don't work because of the fact that people can't work People can't like if you play a game like that you should learn how to play at least one character in every line, you know At least be like half decent or he's willing to try everybody's like I'm gonna be competitive about it sure Yeah, I don't care about that game at all I haven't step from one. one foot in the comp because I don't even know what the point is. I'm just not playing Spider-Man should be take out of the game. Dude, it's frustrating like not getting Spider-Man and watching people play Spider-Man terribly. It's so frustrating. I just don't know what you're doing. Dude, I like Spider-Man. I think he's so fun to play as. I think he's too unfair. You have to take him out

or massively nerf his web swing. I think Spider-Man is so not that amazing in a game. He's really fucking fun to play as though. I think you're a fucking dumb-ass bitch. I probably shouldn't say anything racist because I still want to keep my job I think it's the only character that again that plays even remotely okay like everybody else feels like they're playing it's like molasses or something

it's fucking ridiculous can I call him a coon is that too racist you already said it well well you're hurting my throat when you're making that voice

stop please all right we got to 3XO letting Chris know he is an existentialist and not a nihilist Oh, okay. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I guess that's, oh, yeah, that's what we were talking about. I guess so. I guess that makes sense. Billy Joe Armstrong, speaking an American idiot melody, getting on Jayze's podcast and having to cadence the Empire State of Mine.

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But apparently that's a real picture of him too. That's so fucking. Yeah, like, of course he has to stop the chair of. So small. He looks like a drawing of like those fat angels. Yeah. This is crazy. So when that picture got on earth,

there was a person that made a replica of that I think in New York somewhere in New York they made like a statue and it was inspired by that thing you should print that on a shirt and sell it I would not mind We should take all these images we see that other people make And then take them and print them and make money off of it And then not tell them

Well I have no problem making money off of Trump Oh yeah absolutely yeah like he's fucking selling Chinese Bibles and Chinese fake fucking Gipsons and shit Do you see that? What? He's just selling fucking Chinese fucking Gipsons Essentially and the Gibson were like Hey stop like it was the body of like a fucking Les Paul

you know and like hey bro no he's got multiple he's such a the fact that people are just fine with it is so wild it's so fucking wild it's just such a low bar for quality um anyway back to our amazing show

uh russig is recorded their new vocals in between Sweeney's teeth uh giving my SS number to the hot singles in my area good idea dude uh will the one who will the one who

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It looks like a fucking homeless person, but he's credible. Yeah, I don't like him personally, but like he's, he doesn't usually lie. Yeah. That's crazy. It's like a homeless person. Like I look at him. He does a, he does a show on, he'll do like a majority report show sometimes. Yeah.

And I just look at him and I was like, like, yeah, you're saying the right things, but I can't get like past all disheveled. So he actually got hacked? Yeah, apparently. Because Matt Binder wouldn't fucking sit for no reason. That is damn funny. Oh, God, that's good. But the weird thing. is there's not enough people talking about it

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I'm sorry Trump's got a baby dick right now I mean you know your account's gonna be gone yeah probably where are we at no I don't know I have to start over I think.

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