The Snark Tank - #298: Super Israel

Episode Date: February 10, 2025

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Hello everybody Welcome to Star Tanks Podcast It's me, Chris It's him Derek It's I don't know

One of the fucking hooded creatures From fucking Darth fucking Yes That was That was way too early You said that How much

How much 40? That was way too early Not a minute has passed We'd even get into the hype of it You just said something You just set a slur Okay Remember to blur it

I Absolutely will. It's at the beginning. It's easy. I had the forefront of that will happen, but I couldn't resist. You know? Because I'm just like, look at this guy. You got like one of those, what are those hooded creatures called in Star Wars?

The sand people? The Jawa? Oh, those are Tuscan Raiders. Oh, the Tuscan Raiders. They are sand people also. They all are also Sand people, but the Jaws. Okay. The little guys with the Jaws.

They walk around and they go. And they steal? Yeah, I mean, they steal and they sell. I hate that they steal. I was like, oh, man. Well, what doesn't? That is their whole MO, though, is that they steal. How do you know they, how do you know, do they try to sell it back to you?

Do they steal or do, or does their culture just not acknowledge this, the concept of ownership? Ah. No, they still, from them, they get upset. Oh. I guess that. Well, there goes that, I guess. I guess to us, do it obviously still be stealing, right? Like, save a, a, a culture didn't recognize killing someone as murder.

you know like they just you're like oh you murdered that guy that was homicide and they're like well they would just be like life oh oh oh yeah they're just be life is not sacred yeah exactly who cares i don't care i look this guy this fucking this something's just just want to slap him you know don't you should take a gun and put in your penis yeah and then don't turn it on you like the type of person don't turn on the turn on the gun that's like it's say turn on gun. It's like turn on the dark. No, that was the... Spider-Man turn off the dark.

No, that's like one of those things where it's like, you know, what is it, in Gloria's Bastards where he does the wrong three? Yeah. Like, if you said turn on the gun in like a, like a... Like, that's what... Seapack or whatever. Yeah, yeah, you'd be fucking destroyed. Yeah.

You're an alien. Like, oh, no. You're a bitch. You're a libtarded disguise. Yeah, you're libtarded disguise. Yeah. Before I forget... Before I forget.

Oh, go ahead. Patreon.com, Sustust is StarTank. Go over there. Send us money. and then we'll reward you with like a little special. We'll send, it's a raffle. So if you, if you, if you donate to this show right now today, you enter into a raffle and one of you will be visited by all three of us.

We're all going to fly out to meet you. We're going to pick one lucky winner every single day. And we're going to fly out. Yeah. We're going to fly out to you. This is a promise. And if you don't win and you keep playing and you, you don't win, just rest of sure

somebody is winning. Don't talk amongst yourselves to corroborate this. Right. We are going out there and visiting each and every one of you. Yeah. And there will be picture proof

and it will definitely not be AI or anything. Right. It won't be AI. It will be like it will pass every single possible doctor test. This is so fucked up. This is like insanely fucked up. So jump on in. Jump on over there. Entering a chance to beat us.

For us to storm your house like the Capitol. We should do a crypto coin. We should do a coin. Why not? At this point. Scams are illegal, I guess. At this point, I'm actually down because I know the vast majority of our listeners are not that grossly stupid. Yeah, I feel like our listeners would pimp our coin out to other people from outside.

They'll get a part of the dump. Yeah, we'll cut you all in. Oh, yeah, for sure. We'll cut you all in. Yeah. Not much. Well, we'll cut you all in. You'll get something in return, but like, we'll get obviously...

You'll get Sweeney's entire share, since he's always fucking late to the show. You'll get like, you'll get like an underwear soaked in piss. It'll like send you that. Yeah. Yeah. It'll be my piss too. Doesn't he look like some like a ninja that would be late to his assassination? He does.

He does look like a late, untimely, like he looks like an impunctional ninja. Yeah. That's the thing. If I kill you and you're not expecting it. If I don't expect when I kill you, then you're really fucked. So let me send this out. Let me send this message out to the audience. I'm curious as to what people will think about this.

Yeah. So we typically try to do the show around 11 o'clock in the morning, right? Typically. It never is that. It's usually like 1130. This time it was 12 because Kingston was late. He had to stay late to help set up a, what, a bed frame? Yeah.

Yeah. Not even like a dungeon or something cool. Like, what the fuck am I going to do set up a dungeon in my two by two? house. Fucking, so you can always have that kitchen into your dungeon that you've always wanted. Stop, bro. I cannot believe you brought that back. I escaped that.

I escaped that. I'm sorry. It lives within me. I don't even know what you're talking about. I showed that to make it. He was like, I can't believe you showed me that. I'm not going to say,

I don't want to ruin. I want the melody to creep back into your mind. I, I'm not going to remember. I promise. You know how I know I'm not going to remember? Why? I didn't sleep at all last night.

Oh, okay. I'm wired in a weird way. and I had coffee. I'm fucked up right now. Kitchen in a dungeon. I swear I'm going to bang Paul. Fool, I'm not touching it. Come on, man.

I can't say the beginning because then I'll give it away immediately. The fact that doesn't give it away is wild. He wasn't really to absorb it. You can't touch me at all. Kitchen in a dungeon. I swear I'm going to bang Paul. Fool, I'm not touching.

Are you as lost as I am? No, there's a bunch of dumb. idiots that are like I know I know. They're laughing so hard their teeth are going through their nose. They're like laughing

through their own skulls. I'll give you a massive hint. China. That's the best that's a kitchen and a dungeon China? China is the best hint I could give you.

China's the best hint. Look man, whatever. Let's move on. Nothing happened since we recorded last. Apparently. Not much anyway You said you wanted to say You wanted a little special message

I just wanted like I'm so fucking proud I'm so proud of those people That so so Trump is Hanging out with you know The Ultimate War criminal Bebe Net and Yahoo right Yeah yeah They're both at war

You know they're You mean Net and You Who? He was hanging out with Net and you who What a That I remember That I absorbed That is I'm gonna take this off

It reminds me of him at that moment and I'm going to not do that. I wonder what. It's so bright. Okay. I saw him in the Grammys and I was like, as a fashionese, I was like, I literally look like that every day. Oh yeah, just like in a black shirt and like black pants. I was like, what the fuck? I don't, I don't understand high fashion.

I've never going to understand it. It's always been like eluded me. Like there's sometimes where I see like very ornate things. Yeah. But I think that's up there ornate. So I think that's the point of them being so. I think for them. But I also,

I'm like, I think that's, I think that will never not be stupid. Like the idea. I'm in between of it because like some ornate shit like like like the fucking Vatican looks cool the way they dress and that's objectively truly true me or neat, you know? So there's like.

It's not practical dress. The idea is it's supposed to look a certain way. Like I think that. Yeah. And it's like it's. I love it. But say if you're going to practical me like a real deep down me. It's like, oh, of course that's stupid.

stupid and wasteful and all that shit. But the part of me that wants to live in a, like, whimsical fantasy world, that shit's awesome. And a fashionista, I want them to keep up that shit, right? The performative, stupid bullshit. And when he does that normal fucking, I'm just going to be in a black pants that you can get from Ross and a black t-shirt. So I'm like, dude, get the fuck out of here with that shit.

I just don't understand the difference in those things. I just, I don't know, man. I've never been a fashion person. I have cousins who fucking... No way. Really just... Even like suits, I just don't care about like adornment. I've never been that kind of person.

I like suits, but I like a good suit. I'm just like out of shape so I don't like wearing suits because I like how I like how fitted suits look. Yeah. And then if you're not in shape, they look terrible. I simply refuse to be out of shape. I mean, do you have any choice? Huh? Do you have any choice to be out of shape?

I think I could have. I could get out of shape, I think. You think so? Yeah, like. I think you would kill yourself where you truly get out of shape. I think you would probably die. What do you mean? in. Like you'd probably get like extreme

like have some sort of cardiac problem before you truly Oh probably yeah. Like I just don't I just don't, I can't imagine you. Do you think you can actually get fat though? No. I don't think I think I can get fat. Yeah. I don't I think I can get a gut maybe. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know like your gut or something. Yeah. I think you'd have to but I think still like you would end up

nursing. Really bad like you'd end up in prison probably but you'd end up in a hospital before you'd even develop any sort of gut. It would be difficult for me to imagine like I might get like I might get like a little bit pudgy in my 60s based on my parents because the parents are not really they're not fat people at all

yeah I'm small like a small small small person in general my mom's very small and your dad is like not not big definitely like I wouldn't see your dad I understand he's like slowed down like you know age and then he's not killing as many VCs and stuff yeah you know he's like like that oh my god I forgot he lives off the vigor of it there's VC news

no no there's no VC news I forgot I forgot the intro of the show welcome to Stark Tank Podcast. Go over to patreon.com. Did I do that already? No, I'm really tired. Holy shit. Oh, shit.

I forgot. Wait, hold on. You got the skits. Wait, hold on. I forgot. I forgot. Welcome to the Stark Tank podcast. Go over to Patreon.com slash the Snark Tank.

Send a dollar to him. I don't know. What the fuck was that about? Let's just let the rest of this podcast be a continuous loop of him introing. All right, guys. Welcome to the Snark Tank Park. I feel really bad of it. I'm like, oh my God.

I'm watching someone get dementia. That would be terrifying. Oh, yeah, but funny, too. Quick shout out. It was all. It was just a little quick shot. I didn't want to go on and on about that. I just,

there's a lot of good people in this country that are very practical and smart and really understand the, you know. Yeah, the complicated, intricate web of geopolitics. Yeah, I'm not going to vote because I don't feel like either party's dealing with the green party.

Yeah, there's like, oh, this guy is doing a bunch of horrible things. Right? Joe Stein's the bitch's name? Well, yeah, there's that. but it's just I think at this point it's just shout out to those guys

you know like we're at a point where none of that shit matters anymore with the oh lesser to people this this and that and all this shit I'm just like brother I love you guys you guys make very good decisions the guy that

some of you supported and some of you just abstain from voting at all because of the other person he's probably going to wipe Palestinians off the map so Cheers. They should be raped and then thrown to the win. That is my belief.

I mean, look, you said it and I'll be honest. I won't I won't do anything about, if that happens, I'm not going to do anything. I won't even say anything. It's, yeah, because you said, what is it? There are people who were like, well, Kamel is really bad on the Israel-Palestine issue. She's really bad about the Palestinians.

And then, so it's like, fuck you. I think it was like I remember seeing a tweet That was like Gaza has spoken Kamala Or something And now like Trump's like We're gonna take over Gaza We're gonna take over

If we have to We're gonna come all out We're gonna make it We're gonna drop a fat man on it And so sianara You're gonna take we're gonna put a bunch of people There in here from all over all over ambassadors History doesn't work and I'm like

History doesn't change I'm like bro What? I am seeing So I do like that the people that were speaking like that are now not taking any responsibility at all

but also being like why you blame why you blaming voters why do voter blame I'm like well because the voters are the ones that choose the people yeah they're going to do what are you talking about so even though there's a bunch of snakes

and charlatans in there it's our job to keep them out it would be like it would be like if you call it exterminator right and they came to your house and they unleashed 40 rats, right? Yeah. And then you're like, you're pissed off at the exterminator for doing that. You're like, why are you mad at me?

Shouldn't you be mad at the rats? There are rats in here. You know that, right? There are rats in here that deserve way more immediate attention than me. No, there are rats in here. I think I would turn into the Joker if that happened. Oh, yeah. And that scenario, I would laugh.

I love that this has become, I would laugh. I would laugh, my face white and my lips bright red. When did this happen? I don't know. Like, when did the terminology of like, I will become the Joker? I don't know. Like, when did that become part of the Lexington? Because the Joker's idea of the maximum descent.

I guess that really is. It's your one bad day. Yeah. Yeah. It just sends you over the edge. Yeah. It used to be going postal, but that's not, that's not good enough. Yeah, because, well, it doesn't happen anymore.

It doesn't. People don't shoot up. They graduated from the post offices to the schools. To the schools. You know? It's like it went from adults being fed up with work and life. Yeah. Going postal to, yeah, kids.

young being edgy not even fed up with life this like I mean I guess that blotsy was kind of fed up he said he was tired of being bullied and then he was like Nazis are cool hey shout out uh canis owens and then blah blah blah blah whatever shout out candis owns blah blah blah blah subscribe to canis owens blah blah blah blah at least it blows his head off yeah that was funny I mean I got like in hindsight that he because clearly PewDie Pied didn't inspire it's just like how unfortunate he just has it He just happens to be the most popular person in the world. Right.

Right. You just said a meme. How fucking unfortunate is that? That does suck. That's why he left up pretty sure. That's why I was like, I'm going to go to Japan. I told, if 100% I would do,

I would actually did that a long time ago. I don't need, I feel like there is a, like there's a YouTuber who's said that he was grifting in like the metal community. You know, he was making like metal content about bands and shit like that. And then he allegedly said he hit his like threshold and he met his financial goals. He went on a podcast and said,

Yeah, I don't care about music at all. Like, I don't listen to any of this shit. Like, I just did my thing. And the thing that's weird, because I'm like, I want to believe you, but also he has, like, so many shirts and he talks about anecdotal things. Business expense. And so, like, it's like, it's the anecdotal things that throw me off. He's a true grift. He's either, like, like, he's, like, perfect cell grift.

Like, he's, like, so perfect at it. He's looking at his hand and he's perfect. And Krillin's punching up. fuck out of it. I mean, just like... I look, poor Krillan. Krilyleyn's cool, man. People should don't kill him way too much.

Even in like, I finally played the story of, uh, Fighter Z. Oh, yeah? No, I did Fightersy. So, like, even though, you know, a million-year-old game. And the first thing, like,

so you start running into those clone people. And Krillin is getting dog-walked. Like, by the clothes. Like, everybody else is kind of like, Oh, hold their own. Yeah, they're holding their own. He's... He's fucking just...

Rillin's cloned is... out fighting him and it's like, how does this make sense? How am I weaker than my clone? Because his clone doesn't have any doubt. That's a good point. The only thing is that he's not even a weakest human. It's Yomcha. Yomcha is weaker than Krillian.

The weakest human is Hercule. He's the... He's the Z fighter. No, he isn't. Then why is he in Dragon Ball Z, idiot? He's not a Z fighter. He can't use... Boom!

Boom! Boom! What makes somebody a Z fighter? They have to be able to use key and stuff. That'd be a fighter or if they use his key and shit. He used key. He just can't, like, shoot a blast. He just can't fly or use key or sense energy or anything.

I feel like his bomb in sparking zero is akin to a key blast. It's akin to a bomb. It's not a key bass. It's a bomb. No, it's kind of akin. I make bombs. The fact that he has so many of them kind of indicates that he might actually have the strongest key of anybody

to use his key to turn things into technology. So can Piccolo. Well, yeah, but He can make things He can make clothes He can make things But Piccolo is Yeah, I'm sorry, I didn't say things

I said clothes Yeah, because clothes He can make anything Yeah, that's what You said things And then we elaborated clothes And then we were gonna keep going And then you went back to things

He can make clothes He can make rocks Don't forget things He can make other things too He makes Yeah, he makes Don't forget about the things That he makes

They recently just made him Telekinetic I was like Picklow can't Oh, he can move things with his mind. Why not, though? I think the Mexicans can just conveniently do whatever.

Yeah, they can do shit. It's always been sort of like that, but we like, eat food, I guess. They don't need to. But, like, why would? It's like, it's like, they're like slow. Vampires still eat food.

Why do they have tongues? Food's fucking delicious. What do they have tongues if they don't eat food? That's a good. They like to taste the water. That's a good point. They don't need a, they don't need to speak. They don't need to speak.

Because otherwise, when they just be, ah. Make photos. Well, I mean, like, couldn't they? I'm a big bye It's insane actually It's quite literally The most wild shit ever

They can also grant wishes To Nemechians are terrified How would you say Piccolo Without a tongue? I think I would just say Piccolo With my mind out loud And then it works Out loud

And it would work Because he's in the Meccan They can do whatever They can hear your thoughts But I want you to try to pronounce Pickleau without a tongue No No

Wow Oh Piccolo Picka We don't fucking nerd You can't even say his name They're like, what? Get out of here I think they're the coolest part of Dragon Bulls

They're most on Meckians are fucking cool I like when the arms get all stretchy Yeah, yeah Isn't that canonically not one of their abilities Stretching their arms? Yeah, I feel like I remember it being in like It was in the Lord Slug movie It never happened in the show

I think no I think King Piccolo Did stretch his arms Definitely. King Piccolo? Yeah. But Little Piccolo didn't. Yeah.

Junior never did. Yeah. I have to, I'm gonna. He's too busy boxing like a human. That's like, because King Piccolo, like, Juicolo, like, Jew, Piccolo?

He totally said Jew pickalow. Piccadoo. Piccadoo. But younger of Piccolo, like, he's just kind of, he's just on earth chilling with people being like, oh man, I like humans, but I don't want to be around them and shit.

Yeah. Always aura farming. It's insane how pretty much every time he shows up, he shows up in the most badass fashion You are clearly Toriyama's favorite character A lot of characters do that and then they get immediately washed That happens a lot

Who shows up badassly often? Piccolo shows up and then he gets washed Pretty immediately Everyone shows up and gets beat other than Goku Yeah, Vegeta Vegeta all the time Vigida is so fucked up What is that one where he explodes out of the ice?

And he's just like And then he gets his ass whipped Then he gets immediately It happens so odd for him It sucks because A lot of times he trained so fucking hard, except for the Majin thing, right? That was the only one where he got like, I'm going to cheat. He even trained then.

And then he still, I still feel so bad for him where he's like, all right, I'm done with you. And then Goku just like comes like long hair. Yeah. And then like he's like, oh, I had Super Sai and 3. Oh, great. What's up? Thanks.

I feel so bad for Vita so much. I'm like, Vigita just gets shit on so bad. He just wants to be really powerful. And he's, he's watching a different show from us. Yeah. He's not. He's the main character. Before I forget, go over to

Patreon.com slash the snort tang. This guy's tripping. This guy's bug. Before the show, I made the mistake. I'm so sad I didn't catch Derek's reaction on camera because I was so sure he'd seen this already. But like, I showed him the Amelia Perez. And if those of you who are not familiar,

look up Amelia Perez and click on one of the first videos because it is going to be this song about like, I think it's called vaginoplasti or whatever. That shit. I watched him die, dude. It was, it just didn't, it didn't sound real. So first I was confused for the first like good 10 seconds that I heard. And then it hits that one line like penis and vagina.

And I'm just like in no scenario what I, what the fuck is this? Pull out of Sam. He doesn't have time to eat in your hour being late. This? This been packaged. No, it wasn't. I swear. I have no reason to lie.

When did you do it? When did you do it? Like a few days ago. I pre-like, I pre-made them. A few. The, so the lettuce is just in there. Yeah. Pre-oh.

Did you freeze it? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I put in a freezer. I guess that's better, but it takes no time to make a sandwich. It is a weird thing to do. It's like meal prep.

You're milk-prepping sandwiches. Yeah, I did. It takes a long time. I make it bad a time. I'm like, I'm going to say. No. It's not a long time to make a sandwich. I made a sandwich last night and it took me 20 seconds.

I usually meal prep, like Monday, you meal prep most of the food in our house. I kind of like, I kind of want to, like Gordon Ramsey had the signature. It was usually with salmon. Like if it was undercooked or whatever, he would just smash in it just. It was everywhere. It was exploded the salmon shrapnel. Yeah, essentially.

And I, um, I adore that. And that, I'm so tempted. I've never heard of anyone meal prepping a sandwich before. It's interesting. I've never. I've never seen anybody do that either. You meal prep like dinners or like meals. Yeah.

Like something that actually takes a long time. Like that's why like, yeah. I still cook my beans takes a long time. So I make a huge batch, right? Yeah, I put them in my little zip box. I put them in a freezer.

I leave them there. Like I'll eat this later on. That is. It doesn't get worse. I feel like. It's probably not as good. It's bother me. But see,

that's the thing where it's like it takes so little time to make a sandwich. You might as well do it fresh. You might as well do it fresh. The fresh you'll get it because everything will be much better. like the the crispiness of the I don't care I don't put I don't put any my sandwich are basic

So mine too It's like meat cheese and bread Yeah I'm not I do I do tomato and lettuce Yeah It's not a big deal It's not I guess it's not that much more effort

To just slap it on right It's like watching a What do they call them the sandwich artist or whatever You watch the sandwich artist Yeah that's that's the Sandwich that's that's that's then they sandwich sandwichers That's sandwiching wild hunt That's fucking great

That's great The wild postrami And he's like fighting a fucking pastrami. What is it pastrami? It's a kind of pastrami. What's what's the kind of? It's like a vinegar. It's like a vinegar cured beef or something?

Vineyard. Something like that? Vineyard. What did you say? Vinegird. Vinegird. Vineyard. It's vinegar?

Vineyard. Vineyard. I'm getting like angry. I'm getting scared. I'm getting scared. How is your body? Vinegar. Vinegure.

Vineigure. Vineigure. Vineigure. That's what it is. Vinegar. What do you say? I think I said it like 10 times. All right.

There's no in what you're saying. Stop saying that. Vinegar. I guess there isn't an in. It's so subtle. It's as subtle as like the you and Yoske. It's like I can't even hear it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's vinegar. Whatever. Let's move on. Let's get the hell out of here. I want to explode your sandwich so badly. Actually, I would be down for a 24-hour, 24-minute. Our? 24-hour fucking podcast.

I would take so much. Wow! Wow! I'm obsessed with it. I love how that sounds. It's so good, yeah. Anyway, let's go out into questions. Since there's not really anything going on in the news, we covered everything.

We recorded kind of, we recorded. Oh, Trump's dead. Oh, shit. That'd be crazy. That'd be insane. I would laugh. I would laugh myself in Tacoma. I'd think I'd follow him.

That's how much I'd laugh. That would be, yeah, amazing. One day, one day. It will happen, yeah. One day. It will happen. It will happen. And it needs to be brought up that casually, too.

Yeah, Trump's dead. Oh, yeah, Trump's dead. Oh, okay. No, no, okay. Let's move on the questions. Let's go over to Mike Sapien. Mike Sapien wrote in. Mike Sapien.

This is our February question thread. Before you, I just want to ask you one question. question before. Are you getting any more bots more than usual on Twitter? I'm not on Twitter anymore actually. Oh, right. You're, I got banned, so I was like, all right, fucking, I actually straight up have not checked it. Okay. Like, I'll, I'll go on to, like, see, like, see, like, what a friend pose and I'll like something, but I don't post there anymore. And I, I, and my DMs, I shut those off ages ago, because it was just, it was all bots. And I was like, this is actually, like, completely purposeless. Um, the bots are, but it is kind of

funny just to see them pile up though it's the it's getting repetitive though it's the same ones it's always like the same lady yeah it's a business profile and they're like we want to work together with you we love your content yeah yeah I don't make anything yeah yeah I'm getting

more it's fun killed myself yeah yeah so I'm not alive yeah you're talking to a ghost right now sorry I've killed myself I remember I reminds you like when some guy some guy was uh I don't pay child support because I was Dave for three months

some guy in New York City, I'm going to ignore that. Some guy in New York City was trying to sell me a CD. He's like, you know, it was one of the CD people. Walk up to you and they hand you a CD and then you pick it up and then they're like, that'll be $50. Mm-hmm. I was walking by him. He's like, hey, O CD? I was like, and I said, I'm sorry, I can't.

I'm retarded. And I just walked by him. And he completely ignored it. It's the best way to handle those things I think. If you say, sorry, I'm retarded, I can't do it. Yeah. That's good. I like that.

Yeah, because they're not, they're either. The thing about that is they're not going to question you. And if they do, they're going to be, like, impressed that you're self-aware enough for having, you know, for being in that situation and understanding what's happening to you. I like that. And they're not going to want to bother you. They're not going to want to rip you on. That's way better than me just saying I'm gay. I'm gay's pretty good as well.

Sometimes it works. Sometimes they actually get more interested. But sometimes they're gay, yeah. And then they're like, oh, cool. Oh, yeah, another gay. Yeah. So that means we're automatically going to have sex because that's what gay people do. Exactly.

I've been led to believe that this is how gay people function. in society. Yeah. You know how, like, straight people could do that stupid dance, like will they, won't they? Yeah, yeah. People are like, oh, we're gay,

and then we immediately drop our pants driving sex. If you lock eyes with a gay person as another gay person, you're, you've committed to sex. Yeah. Yeah.

What do you think, you would know about this? Yeah, you would. Yeah. How do you like it? Is it, is it, is that you like that better? You like being gay? No.

I don't know. It's a job. It's a living. Anyway. Anyway, Mike Sabian Rodey, so Salutation Messrs Maldonado Jameson and Pilot. In his 2024 campaign, Trump took the YMCA, formerly a promotional song for the actual YMCA and then an LGBTQ anthem and turned it into the unofficial MAGA theme song. If you were running for president, what would your YMCA be? What unrelated and undeserving song would you ruin for everybody else?

I love this idea. I never even thought about the possibility of like picking a song. for me and my campaign that would retroactively ruin it for people that I don't like. Interesting. But like the journey. If people like you, small time boy, the journey, Safriot is, uh, Midnight-Tay-Town,

small-time boy. That sounds great. Stop. Just a small-time boy. Stop. Growing up in South Detroit. I would take that shit. I would take that shit and I would co-opted

from white America and it'd be so mad. Bro, small-time boy is amazing. He took the day train because he's a boy. Just a city, small-town boy. Just a city-s-sign-town boy. A city-small-town boy. It goes a small-time boy, town boy, town boy. I'm trying to think of like a song that...

Small-time. Because I would be... Small-time boy. in the small town small town boy all right I'm trying to think of like a conservative anthem oh

I think I would actually I think I would pick I think I would I think I might do the what is it the the Lee Greenwood song Oh proud to be in American I'm proud to be in American

Yeah I would hijack that from them And I would be like, I'm proud to be an American where socialism can run free. I like it. We'll rewrite it. And I would get Cardi B on or something. I would. Who else do they hate? Who's like, and it's been a while since they've had like actual individual enemies because now it's just like nebulous.

Yeah. Everybody on the view. Yeah, the view is. Everybody is liberal. So whoop. I think there's like one that's like. One that's like, I know Megan, wait, who's McCain? Megan McCain.

What is this? Like Frankenstein? Well, yeah, actually. So John McCain couldn't lift his arms up. So John McCain's daughter. Because he got beaten so savagely in a POWs that he can't lift his arms past this height. And so it's, you know, we clowned him back in the day. It's like, because, look, he was a POW, but also he's a piece of shit.

So I don't care. He didn't get like Mussolini Yeah You know He didn't get like beat to shit He that photo of him By the way I looked it up

It's instantly not funny He looks like Sander Cohen From fucking Bioshock It's crazy I feel like he looks like Not a person When I look at that

I'm like No of course he's a splicer He doesn't He looks He looks like what a kid What I imagine like Have you guys seen spy kids Of course I've seen spy kids

I think What a stupid question were molding that guy's face. I'm pretty sure there was a frame mid-mold where that was John, that guy's face, it was Mussolini's face. Mid-mold. And then they're like,

let's just fucking make it a little more. You ever see those, those, I don't even know what they're called. They're like workshop. It's almost like a rage room, but they make like clay statues of people. Oh yeah,

yeah, yeah, where you get to slap them across the face and then it like distorts their face. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That looks so satisfying. That would be actually. They should do an Olympic game like that where they can see whose dick could do the most damage to a face.

You mean the Paralympics? But is that... Is that what they do? Yeah. You all get a person and you slap them in the face. I'm just saying, well, I got a jagged dick on account of my disability. A jagged dick. Yeah.

Serrated. Is it like a Christmas tree? Oh, my God. It looks like a little Debbie Christmas tree cake. You know those really... You know those Christmas tree cakes that were always... That were always stale? I hated those things.

Oh, yeah. I hated small debbyes. I hated them. Little Debris. Little Debris. Small time. Small time. Debris.

Small time debris. Those in Cosmic brownies were fucking disgusting, man. Cosmic brownies are so gross. I don't think I've ever had one. I've heard of them, but I never had one. You should have one because I guarantee you you're not prepared for how that tastes.

Yeah, I don't want one. I think it's all coming back to me. You guys vividly described. Yeah. Or in detail you described how terrible they are. They're not good. I can't have I ever ate them. It's like, what the fuck?

If one, uh, I think, I even, I think it's coming back to me because I, can you even still get them from around here or anything? You probably can. I think you can.

Yeah. I feel like hostas has, I haven't had anything from hostas in so long. So I actually, I bought ding-dongs the other day. Oh, really? They,

the not expired, but they tasted expired. So I was like, cool. And then I pulled a fast one. I was like, Hey, uh,

jojo, you know, I'm, um, well, it was actually true that I'm, I'm, I'm not eating.

like pastries and stuff like that anymore. Yeah, it's like, oh, I need to start getting back in shape. And so I was just like, hey, you want the rest of these? And she fucking had a good time. And I'm like, she's eating gray meat before. So like everything's a blessing her. Like it was gray meat, gruel. Yeah.

I think just, I don't even think, because they're not expired. I just think they make, I think they're pumped with chemicals. I think, yeah, they just by default taste expired. Well, some of them, some of them are like, like, I've had, I've had them where they're like, oh, this is clearly old. You know? So maybe that's what it is. Maybe it's like, oh, the box it says they're new, but this is like 30 years old.

I feel like Hossis, my experience has been pretty good, actually. I used to, so that was my ideas. I was in Smart and Final. And I was like, oh, I'm going to get a box. They're like, it's like a giant box. It's like a giant box. And I was like, oh, man, I used to kill these when I was a kid. And I ate some of them and I'm like, what the fuck?

Yeah, the ding dogs. Because they used to love ding dongs. Yeah. They especially, they used to come in these, um, foil. They had like, in the peanut butter or no? No, they're just like, they're like chocolate covered cupcakes almost. Like a like a fudge covered cupcake essentially with a little cream in the middle. I haven't had one of quite a while.

I like the ones with it where they got a little cocky box. They got the little swirl on. Oh yeah, those such just like straight. That's just like cupcake. Straight up cupcake. Yeah. Those things are fucking. I would always eat the frosting off first and then just eat the cake after.

Yeah? Yeah. I don't know why. I like the orange cupcake one. I was like one of the people that I liked it. I've never. I like citrus flavored things. Oh yeah.

I remember having the orange one. And I remember vomiting. into a bush and then there was a kitten in the bush and so I threw up all over a fucking stray kid is a real story good cat good cat

all right so you got proud to be an American proud to be an American you want a small time boy yeah you're a journey small time boy which actually I do like the idea of having a version of that and pissing people off

like the lyrics are just slightly off it's really and it's just very like fucking very left left leaning very inclusive with people just being mad trans people um i was a small town girl that i changed it's a small town boy you can't stop me it's gonna happen and god's not real it yeah that's crazy cramming everything into it that tracks done it you're fried Somebody edit that. Somebody edit the credits.

Just to find the credits for some random fucking movie and throw it in there. Find an obscure 80s song. That sounds like it would be like the karate kids. You're the best around, but it's not. Because you know there's a bunch of songs like that. Yeah, yeah. There's a bunch of songs that like have that beat, but it's clearly. You're the smallest time.

You're the smallest time, boy. You're the small. It's a good question. I like it. I feel like there are better answers, but like I'm just trying to figure out like what is it. Like, what is a song that they love specifically that they can't stop? I'm into my soul. They don't really have.

No, see, that guy fell off so hard. Who? Oliver Anthony, I think is his name is. Oh, yeah, yeah. I love that there's, like, screenshot of him that he's just like, like he's, it looks like he's like, it's doing everything. Yeah, he's coming, he's shitting, he's pissing, he's being stabbed, he's being shot. Like, it's everything all at once. He's bleeding.

Yeah, everything everywhere all at once. And I love that shot. But, yeah, that guy died or something. And, but yeah, I don't think, I think, I think people, the good old boys don't have, they don't have like real songs. They're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, it's like, yeah. It's like, it's like these songs. Yeah. It's like, it's like, it's not timeless.

Well, after nine 11, well, I've got to say that's right. Have you forgotten? And, uh, a lot. how it felt that day to see your homeland under fire and her people blown away that would be my fucking

so I would come out to that would be like 9-11 was earned Featring Hassan Yeah That's so funny Chris Wouldn't I be so funny if people actually more people were killed in 9-11

how many more son how many more son let's find out like bro there are people are mad where he like he that's funny I like those answers I don't think there's anything I think those are the best ones

because my answer would be very similar to your guys as it would be some stupid PSP's a lot of flight but they don't they got to have one at somebody let us know what is the like Good old boy Oh it would be like a Tom

McDonald's song Or something like that You know what I mean Well see but that's I feel like that's Even more to the point of They don't give a fuck about that You're right

Yeah One Tom McDonald's And neither can I Name a Tom McDonald's song Sing a lyric from one To even make fun of it Tom McDonald made a song Is that not one?

Trans people Non-exist Oh my God Good old Tomic Donald God bless him Anyway before I forget Go on over to Patreon com slash the snark tag

That's so stupid Yeah That's so specifically dumb God That's fucking a piece of shit I hope he has a Man I wasn't not bad to happen to him But like

Tom McDonald's? Yeah He's not worth wishing a bad thing. You know what I mean? I want to put negative energy in his life. I don't think he needs help. I want him good work. I want like, I want his brace to give him cancer or something like that.

Like something just not good. He's going to like, I don't even know. He's going to be drunk on a Zamboni and fall off in front of it and then it's going to run over him. On the Zamboni? Probably he is some Canadian asshole, so he would be on one. Is he Canadian? Yeah, he is. Clock him.

Yeah. Of course he's Canadian. Of course he's Canadian. The person that, like, talks about all this American shit. Canadians have the worst take about American. Like, they are so terrible. I understand American politics is crazy. Yeah, because they drive Zambonies and eat moose or whatever the fuck.

They're all, they're completely wrong. Is it like, I think it's, stop, stop. It's moose. It's me's, right? It's me's, it's moose. It's mees, it's mees. I didn't say mooses. I said moose.

Tinson, it's not mooses. I said moose. I'm pretty sure it's meese. He keeps saying moose's and pretending like he's not saying. Yeah, it's weird. It's not Meese either, though. It's Meese for sure. Look in the dictionary right now.

I'll bet you $2,000. Sprying to the dictionary. Right there, it says Meese. What if you actually genuinely, like, what if you reached into your pocket right now pulled out a genuine Webster's dictionary that you always carry, of course? And it did say, indeed, that Meese was the proper term.

The capital of Meese, the capital of Meese's... The capital of Meese's Moose. The Port of Moose's... Negro. Rose. Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about, man. It's goose and geese, so it's moose and meas. All right. All right. So the sharp pain behind my right I wrote it. He says, hey, Rocco, Heifer, and Philbert. What was the last one? Philbert, Philbert, yeah. Gotcha. I am the cheese. I love that. Dude, it was weird. He was literally just a Jewish guy. Yeah. Yeah, he literally was. It says there's eight seasons on Amazon, but there's...

That can't be real. It's not. There's only four... I know very, that's my favorite Nick show. There was four seasons. And I'm like, why do you? is it say eight seasons. You go to season five and there's nothing there for eight seasons. I think it meant there's eight seasons in the show as in like eight different types of climate. Climate doesn't mean. If there were four

more seasons, what the fuck would they even be? They probably split them down the middle. They would probably half each season. Like a half slice of pizza? It'd be sminter Wummer. Smilmer. Sprawl. Fring.

Thwing. Fring. There you go. You just gave you eight seasons. Perfect. Yeah. Perfect. All right.

Continue. This is going to be my new, under my regime, this is what it's going to be. For no fucking reason. I love it. It's going to be like the, what is it? The Julius and Augusta Caesar, how they added their fucking names into the months. Oh, yeah. And completely fucked it up.

It ruined fucking. It was literally a, it was literally a 10 system and they fucking ruined it. That shit is fucking hilarious. Because of course they are. Of course. Yeah. Of course I wouldn't even mind it

If they just put it at the end No it should be 10 It shouldn't be... No, but listen They put it at the end Was the problem What do you mean? What do you mean?

What do I mean, fool? They put it at the end Of what? Of the months You know that... Okay So... You don't know what I'm saying?

No How October If you would have put it If you would have put Those new months At the end Then October would still mean Eight

And December would still mean 10 But they I guess, yeah But it would still The system would still be fucked up though That's I have no problem with the fact that it's 12 My issue is the fact that 12 doesn't mean 12 And 10 doesn't mean 10 and 8 doesn't mean 8

Yeah, but like That's my issue Okay So you have autism then So you know I just I understand You're mad about the like the part where it's like Oh I don't like where it's located Not the fact that it throws out of balance

Everything that exists prior to it I think it's double What's it's a I think it's normal It's like double. It's like double jeopardy. Well, I'm bothered by things pretending to mean something and then not meaning them. Yes, absolutely.

That's crazy. That's cool. Of course. I'm bothered by the fact that it was a 10 base system and it was fine and we added extra shit. They ruined it. We still had leap ears. Because of that.

No, we had leave years before that. Not, I don't think. I don't know. Yeah, we did. There's no, there's no perfect way. That's the paradox of it.

You can't perfectly measure a day anyway. I'm pretty. It's, yeah. It's not perfect 24, obviously. It's like 23 something. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So you're always going to have that.

That has nothing to do with the amount of months there are. Yeah. There was more days in months prior? So you like February 46? No, what happened? Maybe. I don't know. The only that happened was that.

No, May comes later. I don't know when they clocked it because when when they started actually like really paying attention to time and stuff. I know it was probably pretty obvious after a few years that they're like, okay, I understand it's this day on the calendar. It should be freezing, but I'm burning up. And they're like, we got to do something about this. Because I don't know exactly when they did that.

I know that. I know that. I know that's why they started to exist. You don't know that at all. Yes, I do. You're assuming that. I'm assuming that. You're assuming.

Do you know it? Do you know it 100% sure? Are you certain? I am 100% sure. I don't know, actually. I don't know. There you go. Thank you for shaking me.

They were shaking my resolve. You're welcome. I would lose my green lantern. ring because of you right now. They just fall off and I'd be like, no. Trump, you know what they're exactly. Trump, you worry. It's Trumpuary and trarch and tread.

Trumpiary. And Trump rule and Trump. Trump and tray. And tray. And then trump you lie. Trune. Trumpulai. Just shoe hoarding in it.

I love it. It doesn't matter. Trump. Trump. Trumpes. Trumptober. Trump, Trump, Tomember, Trump, November. Trump, Sember.

Trump, Sember. And that's it. I love it. You'll get used to it. You're all gay if you don't. You'll get used to it. I love it. This ain't going to fuck up my business.

Nothing. Nohow. My calendar business. Nothing. No how. My calendar business is going to be fine. Looking at anything fun? Oh yeah.

This fucking mutant, man. I was like, you know, I'm just not interested in my job at all. So listen. My job. Hey, Rocco, Heifer, and Philbert. Oh, yeah, we didn't do the question. We never. Yeah, that's very true.

Longtime listener's second type of question ask you here. I recently graduated college with a bachelor's degree in broadcasting. Oh, nice. Do you have any advice? Not about jobs, but about life after college. No. No. Thanks for your question.

Oh, no. they still had 30 days for the most of us had three days or even number months for 30 days so it was no it was no real difference

I guess what the fuck are you talking about the months yeah I don't I don't know I guess they just added more days we had to

I guess like I don't I don't know how it was divvied up or my brain's not understanding what do you mean like what do you try to figure out because they would they um

it was apparently there were still like the same days of the year but they were just added two months now and I'm like Well, how?

Because they're not saying that they were more days than each month. So my brain's like, what? It's a good question. Like, what did they change? Okay, you said like, okay, they added two months. So I guess the rotation would just come quicker, I guess, then. Well, they just, and sometimes winter would be later. I think they just slowed the earth down a little bit.

Yeah. They all, like, lassoed the earth and pulled the other direction. They all gathered on one side and jumped. Yeah. To keep it, to move it back a little bit. Yeah. Give himself another month. It definitely.

You would have known this if you would have paid attention in fucking retard class. No. Anyway. I paid attention to retard class. I was top of the class. Anyway. I was the retard. No,

you were. If you're top of that class. I'm maybe getting hold back in retard class. Are you a, are you a, that's crazy. Is that succeeding? If you're a,

if you're valid, you pass retard class so you fail. Yeah. If you, if you are valivitorian and retard class, what is that? You're the best, you're the most retarded?

Are you the most retarded? Are you the least retarded? So I think in I think in this scenario It clearly I don't think there's a clearly The biggest retard If you're at top of the class

In retard class You are the apex retard I feel like We're saying the hard hour a lot today Retar I like it I just I just don't feel any It's not like say okay

When I said Darth F slur I still feel like Okay there's impact there It's not a slur It doesn't feel like anything to me It's offensive And I can admit that I don't, that's a word I would never.

It's not like, it can be used as an offensive term. Absolutely. The thing for me. I can also be defining Negroes as cattle. Like, it's an offensive term. Like, shut up. You can use it that way, but we're just not using it that way. Yeah.

I know we're not using it that way, but it's like, I don't know. The thing for me is that like the, it's a word for some, for other things too. And that kind of like to me diminishes. I mean, so is. That diminishes the slur value of a word. So it's quite literally is like faggot. Right. But that's it.

This is what I'm. saying you just said that and I've said it and had no problem with see this is what I'm saying well no I'm no right now so right now I'm in conversation right now you're not listening to me okay I'm not but right now right now I'm in conversation right when I'm when I define words I have no problem using like if I'm if I'm reading a book that has the word nigger in it right and I'm reading through it no I'm saying like I'm yeah through it then I think it's a completely different context you're reading right because what I'm saying is so the N word only means that There's no like

Oh boy I better N word my way over to the store It is quite different from other words in the dictionary But so right So that's the only meaning The F slur has two meanings It is the slur And it is like the I don't know

That's a few things It's food It's some people say it's a bundle of sticks I've never heard anybody say that But it's still a food Yeah yeah Like people over there They're like it's just like

Some gravy and goat Balls or whatever the fuck It's not what you go No it's the entire Oh, really? There's a meal called faggots and gravy, like legitimately. And there's a commercial and it's awesome. There's a commercial.

He played it on the show. I did. I did a long time ago. Yeah. But so that's a couple things. But then retard is the most of all of it. Because that is, there's, it's, it's repellent. There's a musical term.

It's, there's a lot to, like, flame retardant. Yeah. Retarant to retard. Like, it actually. I mean, but like the word just means. So you're applying the real word to people and people. are like, that's offensive. And I'm like, well, it is.

It can be absolutely. But at the same time, I'm like, it's kind of just, I'm really just spitting facts a lot of times. I just like, I'm really just calling someone to effing if they are. I think you are fucking slow. You're retarded. Like, I think they're like, oh, that's so offensive. I'm like, yeah, but look, here's the thing. To a person that has a mental disability that was porn that way or whatever, or even a plane crash.

And then they, you know, now they're cooked. Yeah. I wouldn't use it on them. They're not doing anything. Of course. Yeah. They're not doing anything. It's the people I'm a, it's like say, uh, but that could be, that logic can be used for literally

all of them. Like I, like, I'm, like, I am not, I am not absolved and abstain of using these fucking words. Look, I use these words and I think they're funny. I think they're worse meaning. I just don't think it can be a slur if it has multiple meanings. You said that can be used for everything, but like, I think like the point that I'm making is, like, when I said the people that can't help it, that's the same thing.

will say like the N word, the F slur. Those people can't help it. So using that against them, like they didn't, you're, you're mad at them. So why would you attack who, just who they are? But I mean is, in the retarded sense, I'm saying that I wouldn't go after those people who were just, that's just who they are. Like to even say like, um, the Down syndrome dude on downtown that had like his balls out and shit. If it's like, if his balls exploded and got ball juice on me, I'd be upset, but I wouldn't be like, what the fuck you fucking retard? Ball juice.

Yeah. Like, I'd be. What was the fuck was that? I'd be upset. I was so on your ride. I was so on your roadbook. Let me cook. And then you were like his balls blow up and I'm like, I'm out.

Let me cook. I just like, he's not cooking. He's not cooking. Let me, Michael. That is a form of cooking. How long do you can last in the microwave?

I was going to this. I was at my house and I was asked people this, right? We had this conversation on the show. We did? Yeah. How long? Yeah. Six seconds.

I thought I could last 10. Six seconds. And then I didn't go a solid 10 before. Oh, we did because it said you probably passed. I was thinking you probably pass out like in like 10 seconds. You would your brain would be so hot. Listen, your brain would be so warm. I just I just feel like, listen, I'll leave it at this.

I've just, I've seen people like retroactively call things slurs with it like like cunt. It's not a slur. Sorry, it's just not. It's not a slur like there's never felt like there's never derogatory phrases and slurs and I think we have very much so distinguish that as well too. Yeah. I think all of those words are funny words and I think they can be used comedically and it demands on a context which they're used. I think that is ultimately what it is. I think people have the right to be offended by certain words that hurt them that have been

used to alienate them. Sure. I think that is fair. I think all of that is very right. It doesn't mean I'm going to respect it though. I mean, I'm just being honest. Like, it doesn't mean that I'm going to respect. If somebody came up to me and they're like, hey, I really wish you wouldn't say, like,

say if they're like cunt, like I really wish you wouldn't say cunt, I'd be like, I'm sorry. Like I, because they're not in my friend group, first and foremost because they, no, my friends would ever do that. She's a stranger in clown makeup. Yeah. I'm like, I'm sorry. I would just be like, I apologize.

I didn't aim it towards you and I'd keep moving on. That's it. Well, that's what I mean. And I wouldn't stop. So I'd be like, anyway, so I would this kind. Like, I would turn around and start, continue doing what I'm doing. I'm like, bro, I don't know you. I'm, it's not aimed towards you or anyone you know.

I'm not like, you're just getting in my fucking business. If a stranger came up to me and like, uh, eaves dropped, eaves dropped on me and like, police my language, that would bother me. Yeah. Now, here's the thing. Again, when we're talking about, I say derogatory like slurs like a, someone's dropping a bunch of hard ours in your thing if somebody was

getting visibly upset up I wouldn't do it personally I wouldn't go up to someone be like hey watch your fucking mouth because I'm not sure it's probably going to turn to a fight and I'm not actively unless the guy was unless the guy looked like a fucking you know slack jawed like redneck then maybe I would pick a fight

because I just there's a part of me there I'm a set of curiosity yeah you uh you deserve a beat down let's let's put the BJ martial artist he's fucking amazing that's one of the main reasons the front from the back of the head. What's your advice? Bryce Richel, Mitchell,

Mitchell, sorry, that's literally that. Bryce Mitchell is a fucking dumb redneck that could beat the absolute piss out of you. I don't even know who that is. Bryce, he's a guy in the UFC that believes every conspiracy theory imaginable. Was he the guy that's trembling? That's the thing of him trembling?

He's one, yeah, so a guy, this guy, I think his name's Josh Emmett, fucking knocked him out so bad that he started to, seizuring in the cage. Everyone thought he died. I'll show you it. First of all, when he hit him,

it sounds like a baseball bat hit him. That's crazy. It sounded like a metal bat to me. I was like, I was like, Matt and hurt. Well, fucking on that note.

And that guy's like that I was giggling like a piglet when I saw him get in. But in retrospect, because people were scared at first, but then in hindsight, that guy was spouting some good old Nazi shit saying Hitler's a good guy

and he'd go fishing with him and he was going to get rid of all the gay Jews. And so now everybody's been replaying that and saying like, man, this was great. Oh, yeah. That's so funny. How do you know that's not what made him that way? I, I'd actually. He's not rude.

He's not a knocking him anymore. So it knocked it out of him. So some people were speculating because it's a new hidden power level. And that's probably true that he got knocked into him because he was just only flat earth and other dumb 9-11 and all this stuff. He had enough sense to be like Elon Musk is a piece of shit. Fuck him. He's consolidating.

all this money and not helping out any he can solve all the world's problems mostly if he wanted to i was like oh he has enough sense for that but then he's like he was a good guy and i was like dude you know that reminds you know what is it uh kingdom come deliverance you know that game yeah yeah so they came with the second one recently apparently it's very good but it's making a lot of people back because there's like a black person in there too is there yeah and a gay i didn't know about the gay there was a gay guy guy in there god that's so funny it's but so like now those people are mad and i remember the first kingdom home deliverance being like a big fucking culture war thing or at least like like

early example of it. I miss that. The first one I, if I'm not mistaken, I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure the first one there was a big deal about like because it was supposed to be like a historically accurate like literally like it's committed to the mundanity of like the historical accuracy of that of that time period in that place. I see. And so it was just like there was there were no black people in the game. Right. And it was like a big thing.

I say big. Oh so. I say big. I understand three Kotaku articles. It was like back in the day how it was. Right. Yeah. You had to go dig for the one person that had an op-ed or whatever. Yeah, yeah. It wasn't really that huge. And it was like very successful, obviously. And this one is too, but it's so funny because it's just like, dude, this

one series just seems to piss off everybody by doing nothing wrong. I feel like people get so mad about history and genuinely don't know history. What are you talking about? I think they don't care. That's the biggest thing. They pretend like they care, right? But it's like, dude, they were black people

in the Roman Empire. They existed there. That's not the Roman... Well, I understand, but like these period pieces... You mean like there have been black people Are part of these things. Yeah like there's they're notable Like if you look into history you'll be like oh Particularly this black guy was written about

Because there was like four of them in the general vicinity So I'm like oh this guy is particular I mean let's write a story about this guy To your point I mean I know it wasn't that long ago But just I think there's a lot of people Even like racist people that even adore Nazism And all this shit that have no idea That there were like plenty of black Nazis in Germany

because there were just some black people there. So being part of the National Socialist Party, blah, blah, blah, blah. They just probably never even considered it, but, like, there's plenty of pictures of, like, black kids being there and having, obviously, a rough time. Did they choose to be a part of it?

Not exactly, but they were present at those time. By proxy, right? You're just in there. Exactly. There's plenty of, anyway. It doesn't matter. Nazi by proxy. No, real shit.

Barred. That kind of goes. Unfortunate. Unfortunate. You're just, like, you go on a vacation. You're like, oh, Shit, man. What day is it?

Is this Poland? Oh, fuck. Anyway. Anyway. Advice. Hey, man. I would say master gooning. Like, I think you should master it.

And what I mean by that, it's up to you. What I mean by that, it's up to you. Big, big advice. Big advice to someone that just finished college. Take your time and understand that you may not find a job immediately, but it does not diminish your worth. That is the biggest thing I can tell you about some of my finishing college. I hate niggas I think that. I've been

I've been, I've been, I've been around several people that have finished college. I, unfortunately when I finished my second time of my associates, I didn't go into that field. But I understand that it is a rough gambit trying to find a job. And you will find one. Don't let yourself deval yourself. Also, don't not let your parents or

people around you tell you that you're not looking hard. Like if you take your time and apply yourself and look into things. Also final certifications. I don't really think it works. for journalism, but I think having a, obviously, I'm assuming you already have, like, a blog or something to show your, shut up. Shut up. So, you know, just go step by step.

You're not, you're not a failure because you're not find the job. No, that's, he's a failure. You're such a glorious time. One thing, I do want to pick it back on the people. If anyone says you're not looking hard enough, punch them in their face. I don't even care of it your mom. At this point, like, at this point, they should fucking know better. At this point, because, like, I dealt with that shit too, right?

In, like, the mid-2000s, especially post-200. 2008 the fucking collapse. I dealt with that shit. Like, and most things are digital now. So now that you're not out in the fucking physical world handing in paper applications, like, because they're not a thing anymore, they think you're not, if, punch them. But, like, if your grandma says something, like, oh, pull yourself up, bite, punch her before

she says bootstraps. Yeah. All right. That's all. We got another question. You punch in the chest really hard. Whipper. We got another question.

It's a follow up. It's a follow up. Oh, what's up? So Judah Wong loves you, wrote it. And he says, greetings to L.A.'s fire starters. Uh, just giving you guys an update about the girlfriend meeting my friends. You remember this? Uh, kind of.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, like, yeah, yeah, go ahead. Yeah, yeah. So he said, well, Derek, you were right. We didn't work out. I'm not sad or anything. He just thought it'd be funny to write an update. Yeah, man.

Well. Could you give a little for the, for the people who may not understand? See, here's the issue with the names is that I don't remember who said this. It's not, I don't mean like who said it. Just the premise of like, so this person, their original question. Yeah. I'm trying to remember. I was trying to talk about inviting your, like having her friends meet their girlfriend.

Yeah, but it's also about like, uh, having the sense of humor, right? Right. And yeah, yeah, I don't remember. You said, I was right. I don't remember exactly what I said particularly, but I understand that the, the idea of, uh, look, man, you just, it's, it's pretty simple to me that if, if there are people that are, wow. The only thing that really matters as far as a connection, in my opinion, this is my personal opinion that, uh, I think since the, humor is the only thing that truly matters. I think everything else can be compromised.

But like the most joy we get out of life is laughter. And if y'all don't enjoy the same type of fucked up shit, like it's just going to be a bad time overall. So it's kind of like say Lily probably not being as fucked up as Kingston was. But then she grew to like that shit. Let's say if she was never like, no, fuck this stuff. I can't imagine all be together still. I don't think of it.

She probably just called the cops on me eventually. Like the guy is a fucking psycho. It's like the one caveat. I feel like almost everything else. Like even if you're like, oh, you meet someone. I think fundamental values have to be like on the same. Like you have to have the same relative fundamental. I think a lot of that stuff.

You believe the same. I think that stuff can be, I think that stuff can be compromised and people can be reasoned in that stuff. I just feel like the humor. I guess that's kind of the same thing that's happened with Lily. So maybe I'm kind of defeating my own argument that she didn't start out particularly that way. And then she kind of grew to like your dark sense. He does beat her.

There is that. You kind of forced her into it, right? But whatever. That's fine. That's right. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.

Yeah. It's fine. I was going to have you sniped. Edit that out. I will edit that out. I will edit out that. Jamie, get rid of that. Jamie, get rid of that.

Jamie. Jamie. Jamie. Yeah. Jamie. Yeah. We can't let anybody know that he beats his girl. Daddy beats his girlfriend.

Absolutely. Jamie, thank you. Did she have any? Did she have any darkness in her? Or did you completely introduce it to her? No one, no one, if people don't find that shit funny, they're not going to find that funny. You have to be able to, like, laugh at freaking horrible shit.

Okay. So she just like, she doesn't, okay, okay, no. She's not a person I would outwardly talk about something like that, but she might see something like that and give a snicker, but what happens when I told her, when I told her the most comedic versions of people fucking perishing. Yeah. She also doesn't watch people die.

That's what she's like, I don't like this. And she, like, walks off. And I'm like, Lily, look at this guy fly off his motorcycle into a ceiling fan. He's like, that's not funny. But like the tire stuff, she laughs her ass off at that because it's whimsical. Yeah. You know, like it's something magical about a tire. There's a magic to it.

I'm just like, how is it doing that? Where'd that come from? That's great. To me, like I said, like that's obviously I'm being, you know, I'm generalizing quite a bit, but I really do feel like, say, if you must build a foundation on something, it's got to be that. It's the one thing. And I remember somebody was even asking me for advice or asked me for dating advice about like, I was saying even if you're yourself aren't.

funny. Like, you're not a fucking comedian. I'm like, well, just watch media that's funny that y'all could bond over, right? Like, let the, let the art do the work for you instead of you being like, oh, I'm a funny guy and like, oh, you're so funny. I want to fuck you. Uh, just be like, oh, let's, I'm going to pull up, uh, Seinfeld and, um, and, uh, Stephen Crowder and, yeah, damn it. I could, I didn't want, I wanted to stay, uh, Seinfeld, Stephen Crowder. And, um, that's the, that's Lee Peterson. How I spend my entire day. Yeah.

Just watching Desilet Peterson. No, no, no, I watched Seinfeld on my TV, and then I have my iPad playing Stephen Crowder. Stephen Crowder, stand-up. Yeah, his stand-ups. Dude, you guys have not lived, too. You've seen Dave Rubin stand-up. This is an iconic performer.

And I got to tell you, man, I think he's going places. Did you see Lauren? No, sorry. Yeah, Lauren Shin's stand-up. Did you see it? What? No. What do you mean? So there's them. Why would she do that?

So I don't know the context. All I know is. Was she funny? I don't remember her being funny. I can't believe you're even asking that question. That's a dumb. No, no, like I would, I would have led with that. That like, do you know who's surprisingly funny?

Because like it would, no, no, no. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's a woman. I wasn't going to outright say it, but do you guys really think women are less funny than men? Not specifically. I know funny fucking women. I think women have to be less funny. I think women have to be less funny. I don't think men have to be less funny.

Christopher Hitchin said it already. Oh, yeah. Remember I'm saying that? Yeah, there's like men have to be funny more than women have to be funny. Yeah, it's more of that. I think I think female comedians are less funny than male comedians, but I think generally I've met more funny women, like normal than funny guys.

I hate to say this. I feel like a jerk. I have not met many. I've met like January, like 506, hilarious women that like they've made me laugh to like cry. And I know, and I know too many. I think I'd probably,

do I know more men and women? I think I obviously do. Probably. Yeah. But I've met like a ton of funny fucking men. Like a ton of men that have made me almost throw up. I think it might be for the same, for the same reason.

though it's, but we're also just the same. So I think, yeah, that's true. We're just going to laugh at the same stuff. So, interesting enough,

one thing that I noticed, for sure, just from my observation of, even in the dating field, the funniest girls that I dated were fat at a point. At a point. At a point.

That's true. They had to turn on their personality because they were all fat and to not be completely ridiculed, made fun of their personality skyrocketed past like so many women. So there's a couple of girls that I dated.

If you're fat and worthless It's gonna make you very fine You're someone who I didn't date You remember Casara? You remember Casarra? You remember Casarra? Yeah so I didn't date But we were we partnered for a while She was fat?

As a kid As a kid Wow And like Wasn't she a twig? Well she was completely in shape By that point But you know

She was a switch You I felt like What does that mean? I will say You're Chris Your BMI is none None

I'm not like I'm not like a fucking Auschwitz child You're not, you're not, if you go on one, like, solid dietary week, you would be. I don't think so. I've got muscle. If we went on a water diet. Yeah, like, everything has muscle, but, like, you know. Oh, yeah, Eugene Acuna Cuney has muscle.

She has muscles. I mean, she has tendons. She has, like, like, what is that shit called, like, brachudo? You know, like, she has, like, holding. Dude, that's crazy. Like, that level of muscle. It's like, it's there. No, yeah, I don't know.

Is she still around? I imagine she's around But like I'm sure she's just catering to her niche audience And that's it I imagine Pray for her Look I bro fast Yeah

There's a Russian drummer that looks like her Not as skinny But it's on the verge of it grosses me out Like she's a really good drummer too But when I see her She looks like Miranda Cosgrove her face But sunken in And she's fucking amazing drummer

And I'm like Oh my God She's she's working her way It's like this It like grosses me out I actually I had an unfollow her Miranda Cosgrove Miranda

Karaski Karasgrovsky Kurosk Kaskov Costco Kaskov Kaskvv Who's that?

So I'm just She's Russian So this chick I'm talking about That looks like Miranda Kosgrove Russian Miranda There's so much

misunderstanding Yeah Anyway I don't even know How we got here But yeah Yeah Yeah

No they say like Fat chicks They got to be They got to turn it on. They're off and not. And they're funny. Like, remember my Norwegian ex.

I guess she was like fat as shit when she was a kid too. He's funny. She's funny. Yeah. Hilarious actually. Like there's things that I'm like, oh,

that's actually a really good joke. Like what you should do, you should probably think about getting in that field. Do I know, do I know more funny women? Mm. Women and women also just have different senses of humor. My wife's pretty funny too.

But I think, my wife's quite funny. Yeah, of course. Like women are like, you know, it's like the whole like, women go into these physical. Like, yeah, because socially they're kind of geared towards doing that.

Like, it's not because they just, they're just incapable of understanding going in that field. If you grow up with a girl that's, like, told, like, oh, girls do stuff like this, they might like, like, like some girls like monster trucks because of the fact that they're not just giving dolls when they're little, you know? The fuck is a monster truck. The fuck is a, fuck. It's just like a regular truck and you just put a monster in it. Yeah. It was like a scary truck. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah, they're bigger and more monstrous. No, like the, you know, the Abominable Snowman in a truck A bombable snowman in truck? In truck form or inside of a truck. You've never got to one of those truck derby things Where there's just monsters in the trucks

You've never seen that before? Like Wolfman and like the Mega Jew? What? The monster. You said monsters. What is that? You never heard of the Mega. There's a classic universal monsters.

The Invisible Man, the Wolfman, the Mega Jew. Oh, the famous monster. Right. The Mega Jew. Right. He's like, One decent... You know what's crazy about that?

That seems like something that could have been true at a certain point. Dude. Like, it got cut off the draft. That one dude made Noseferatu. Yeah. And then he made...

Nosephiratu, Wolfman, the invisible man, Megadju, Frankenstein. And then these all got ported later and then they were analyzing, like, what to bring forward and you were like, we should probably leave Megajoo.

We leave this one behind. Whoa, this one can't bring by. I was fucking Walt Disney made that one. So which one... So guys, I know this is a hard call, but which one are we? going to leave behind. And it's a, it's a close decision.

It's close. It's 49, 49, one guy last vote, and he's like. Which, what's the tie between? It's between Megajoo and who? Megajoo and clearly, oh, Dracula. You think they would leave behind Dracula? They're like, Dracula's kind of cool.

I feel it would be the invisible man. I feel like the invisible man's on the cutting room floor. That's a good point. I think the invisible man is so much scarier than most of the other ones. As a concept, yes, but as an actual monster, so he's a fucking guy I can't. Who cares? Because the wolfman is not a werewolf.

He's a wolfman. So he looks unbelievably stupid. I mean, Wolfman, I don't, I don't, I want, I ain't fucking with the Wolfman, dude. But like he just looks, he looks like a bald, muscular guy with some, like a balding muscular man. Isn't that scary? A werewolf is obviously terrifying. But kind of cool. But I, I feel like I would be frozen.

The Wolfman thing, I think, I think it just, it's like the uncan, it just really, that's just going to make me. It looks so fucking uncomfortable. It looks more gross to me. The idea of like, I don't want that thing to touch me. Because my brain imagines a werewolf cool, you know? I can't imagine because like probably a werewolf. It's probably so horrifying.

I was just imagining it as a fucking Digimon or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's my friends of reference though, you know? Like, a framed reference are all like, I've only seen wherewolves in like fucking underworld. They look kind of cool there and like in video games. Like in real life, it's probably mortifying looking. It's like a wolf ape?

Like, what the fuck? That's probably terrifying. Oh, man. Vampires are just like, oh, this is some fucking skinny guy I might fuck on a bender. Yeah. Yeah, vampires are hot, dude.

Yeah. I would fuck a vampire on purpose. Fucking, what was that? Kay Beck and so? Who was the bitch that was in, dude? And, uh,

underworld. Was it her? I had no idea. All-star run, bro. You never watch? Oh, yeah. One of my saying. Of course.

What do I say? What do I say? What do I say? What do you? Watching. Watching. You're watching Spider-Man 3 for the thousand times trying to climb on a wall.

Underworld's fun, dude. I watched it this morning. Underworld's fun. I actually, I feel like we should watch those movies, man. Underworld 2 Evolution is actually, there's this guy that's in it that clearly I feel like, oh, get a good-looking version of the Creed Singer. Yeah. And that's the actor.

That plays Michael. Yeah, he just looks like, home and now. He just looks like, what the fuck is this? He has the hair and he's like, this kid. And I was like, yeah, I've only seen. He just dies in the third one. It makes me, they make the most overpowered Yeah, you're not gonna watch it

You're not gonna watch it You're gonna turn on and it's gonna be like Whoa, how does turn to Spider-Man too again? Is it, is it Who, uh, the, the main That chick's dad, isn't he in Game of Thrones Or am I tripping? Really?

I can't remember you talking about. I've never seen Game of Thrones either. Oh, wait, you haven't though. That is interesting. I don't think so. That might be interesting. She's a British actor. That guy, fuck.

Well, they're all British actors, aren't there? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Oh, no, is it Harry Potter that had that rule? I think Harry Potter had the rule. Yeah, because they didn't want to cast. A bunch of people and Harry Potter are in Game of Thrones also. Right, but I'm saying, like, there was no, like, steadfast rule about Game of Thrones where, like, you couldn't hire Americans.

The only act that I know that's American is Peter Dinklage and Ray Gammonetrons, actually. That's so crazy to me when I, when I found that out. He's the only one. Yeah. He was, he's such a convincing British, exactly? I just figured he was British because he was a little person. Yeah, he seems mystical like that. Well, I just, when I hear his, um, his act.

accent in Game of Thrones, it was so convincing that it wasn't even like, oh, uh, it feels effortless. It feels more effortless than some of the other people that are British. His accent, he had a little person accent. He nailed it. Yeah, that's it. Because the thing about like John Snow, like John actually has that bit of Scottish accent. Like, he does sound like that. Yeah, like it's from like the north. Yeah. And it's like, but Peter sounds better than you like this voice. Like what's going. He's also like an actor actor. Exactly. He's like a like he's taking some crazy ass roles, but he's like he's like. Good actor, man. What, Peter Dinklage? Yeah.

He's made some stupid fucking movies. But here's the thing, though. I think he's had some great ones too, though. Oh, of course. But is it, is it cheating? What? Because, what do you mean? What do you mean?

Because, like, let's say you're studying to be a good actor, right? Yeah. That's going to take you, let's say that it takes you like a year to get into a role or something. For Peter Dinkler's because there's less of him. It takes him less time to get into a role. It would take less time. Because his depiction of time is different than a smaller person. It's like filling up like a smaller, like a half-gallon tank.

It's easier to fill up than a gallon. Exactly. Wow. You're a fucking jacket. That's phenomenal. That is the, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, perfect sense. I think I'm on to something.

I think I just figured something that they didn't want me to. Yeah. If I cut off half my wife's body, it should be better at. cook it type shit. That's crazy. All right. Grago doggo, Rode says,

hello father figures. I really, I really enjoy it when you all talk about Dragon Ball, especially the video games. I got a simple question. Very simple.

What are your top Dragon Ball games and why? This is easily Budakai for me. I don't think that anything even comes fucking close. Boot my Kai. Budakai 3. Budakai 2,

10 Kaiichi 2. Sorry, Buddha Kai 3, 10 Kaiichi 2, and Sparking Zero. Fighter Z is great, though. Coming Zero.

Those are probably the best one. I mean, I feel like there is a, there's a right answer to this. I don't think there's really much room for like opinion, really. Because like, no one's gonna be like, you know what I really love?

Dragon Ballot. Or fucking raging blast. Or, yeah, raging blast. Or Burst limit. Operation 2021, something like that. Oh, Ultimate Battle 22. And then it turns to the 23, right? If you do this cold, right?

You do like a... There's a special code where it goes, it's Ultimate Battle of 22. Yeah. And then it becomes Ultimate Battle of 28 or 202. 27. Because there's like five extra characters. Side note, I just wanted to.

No. This was, all right, see you. Moving on. I thought you were going to, I was hoping you were going to hit the black screen. All right.

No, the dad from, oh my God, vampire movie. We were literally talking about it. Underworld. Underworld. Holy shit.

That's crazy. He was the dad in, he was the stepdad in, oh, my God. God, no, no, no, the zombie, the British zombie movie. Fast and furious. Um, no, you fucking, the Fast and Furious.

I can't even do that to me. Sean of the dead. Sean of the dead. Get the fuck out of here, dude. That made me so mad. Oh, my God, dude. My brain's fucked too, because I'm not remembering anything. You guys do that so often and it co-ops my mind.

We literally just saw, he played a clip of that. He said doucheback made it, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He just played a clip of that before you came. One of him literally doing that to you. Doing that to you. What was it? I don't remember.

It was, ah, you were talking. Oh, it was Billy Bob Thornton. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thorntington William.

Yeah, just saying everything, Bloodborn Thornton. Bloodborn Thornton. Bloodborn Thorneburys. Is that, am I, am I,

am I stupid or is that a thing that happens to people? No, it happens all the time. Yes. Because that scares me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because that scares me. I just got co-opted. Just put, yeah. Yeah, because you're immediately thinking of that name and then it pushes, it pushes the, it pushes the,

It pushes the right word out. As it's about to hit the forefront, it's like, boom. It's like a Black Hawk hitting a plane. Twice. No, I didn't have it twice. You sure? No. Two Blackhawks?

I'm 100% sure. I don't know. Yeah, exactly. I'm 100% sure. I'm not 100% sure. The Zelda of Legends kings of the tierdom. That was just... Nice.

He said, my conservative friend said Trump solved the federal censorship. I asked how and they said Trump signed an executive order putting an end to federal censorship

so I asked but what does the order actually do though and they just repeated it puts an end of Biden's federal censorship

my question is do you know people this dumb is there any way of reasoning with them no I don't really know anyone's that dumb

I don't into personal interaction I don't know anyone interpersonally yeah I do but I'm not very close with them

anymore I was close with their brother Lily's not that so no Lily Lily I would put it as Lily's pretty ignorant because she's a California and I grew up in a pretty decent life.

She's on the level. She's not stupid. I've seen her like retweet and post many of things that. I've seen her put a woman to boil in the microwave though also. Yeah, there is that. No, no, I think she's academically very intelligent. Yeah, yeah. That she is, um...

She's not very... She's not street smart. Yeah. She's not too, but she's also not like... She can't wrestle cocaine off of a little person. She like, how do I explain it? She doesn't, she doesn't have that like... Some people have the natural yearn to like if they hear about things or like if there's something like going on, they have like year into like, oh, I want to figure this out.

Yeah. She doesn't have that exactly. But her thing is that she will, if she finds it, you know about something, she'll go on what she learns about that. She is better than the vast majority of people because I'm not even exactly like that. Yeah. I understand what you're talking about. You're talking about like, say people. There's what she's not exactly wise.

Well, it's like it's, well, wise is just really just information just retained over the years. Right? You just have like experience and wisdom is like akin. I just feel like it's a thing where people just don't want to exercise their critical thinking skills. Like they hear something and then they just kind of like and then it doesn't go any further than that. Yeah. Some people like some people are like, I think I'm kind of person where I hear something that's like interesting sounding. I'm like, oh, that sparks.

I want to look that up. Yeah. I want to figure it out. Some people are just not like that. She, when she figures out that there's something going on that she's ill-informed about, she will look into it to become informed about it. Yeah. I've watched her do the exact opposite. Yeah? How so?

I've watched her actively... I've watched her actively lose information. That's impressive. Yeah, it's crazy. It's wild. Hell yeah, dude. I don't want to know this. I know one person, a guy that I grew up with,

I saw him like a couple months ago when I went to my hometown. And Jojo, like, she, it was hilarious of her witnessing it in real time of someone who, who is just like a low information voter essentially. Now my friend is, he has a green card. He has a naturalized. He just, he's lazy,

he doesn't want to. But he told me, he was like, if a guy immigrant from Mexico and he told me, he's like, yeah, you know, if I was a citizen, I definitely would have voted for Trump. And like,

it's curious because he's like my, he's my friend. You know, I've known him since I was like 13. And a lot of the stuff that he was saying is so, like, I didn't ask him who he watches. But it's one of the, those things. It's like I can I could guess. I have an idea. It'd be very easy to guess

if he has a Twitter what his who he like the people that he retweets you know who they are. Exactly. Exactly. Immediately. It's never not those people. Exactly. It's never not the same. I don't I only know one person that's at that level of stupid. I only know one guy. That's it. Yeah. Exactly. That's my same is that guy. One of my friends is just, oh, go ahead. But like I think I don't know. I feel like that person is like I hate to say this thing they're they are a kind person. Right. But they are fucking dumb. They are like a dumb person. I'm like, oh my God, you shouldn't be able to vote, like, actually.

You are, you are, it's dangerous to give you authority over anything. And you're just going to raise a retard as well, too. You know, like, it's like fucking scary. It's hard dealing with, like, nice, dumb, nice people because you don't want to be mean to them, you know? Yeah. You don't want to tell them anything. You don't want to, like, that guy, the person that asked the question, I imagine they're like, their homies. And so he's kind of trying to pick at him, maybe put a curdle.

Instead of just being like Biden's federal censorship Like what the fuck does that's nothing you read like you know like you want to Yeah yeah You want to hard not to engage Yeah like you how could you be that's what is that That's so stupid like just hearing that The more that it's like meridating in my head

I'm trying to figure out what is essential on a federal level like what are they not are they not allowed to Say if there was like I would have known it yeah is the what he took the first amendment and he just shattle he got the original he found the original copy and he started shitting all over and he was like Who did this? And he just like It's hard blinds his own shit

That's crazy That's next level I just kind of And look I understand that it's smug Liberal behavior I get it right But at the same time

You I really feel it Where it's You just have to You have to treat it Like it's I don't know like it's a like it's a cat that jumps up on the fucking wall unit and knocks over something

it's like it doesn't really understand um really does yeah like i understand that that it sounds smug and it's like oh you're not doing any favors for your side by being that smug about it but it's like i mean i'm not going to not feel more intelligent than a dog yeah you know like i just i can't help it i'm sorry and so like it comes to a point where it's just like all right i mean you know we're sharing a planet the with very you know very easily miscelled Manipulatable people who don't critically think and don't analyze any of the things that they believe. And I'm going to acknowledge that. I'm not going to be, I'm not going to kick a dog.

Yeah. You know, you know how like say we. One of the thing is that the dog could have uses, you know. You can train a dog to be useful. Well, those people are used. A dog has a degree of chinthip. They're not useful to the greater population. Yeah.

If the dog, if the dog gets me tickets to like a, like a crazy show, I'll go, you know. You know? I'll go to the show The dumb people are extremely useful To the people that are in charge right now That's the thing So like they are very useful I just feel like those people

It's kind of like you know how We have like ages where our bones Like kind of seal us in We've grown as much as we can grow Though Like I feel like with intelligence You should really understand that People talk about like say the early 20s

I mean I feel like that's everybody though It happened to him sooner probably It happens to it's just like You didn't. We didn't. Yeah. I mean, myself, I was not blessed with a growth spurt.

Like, some of my home. You didn't hit a growth spurt? You didn't go through your whole, like. No, I stopped growing when I was 16. Damn. Yeah, I was just like, I wonder if I would have grown more if, like, I didn't have multiple injuries in football. Yeah. Particularly in your back.

As I'm talking right now. Same. My. Yeah, for football. Yeah, football. Yeah. Yeah. He's played football one time.

The food got crumpled. And he was like, thanks, guys. Much appreciated. You got accordion like in a fucking cartoon And then you're just like I don't know That's it You know the snakes from bomb from

Elandry that can lengthen themselves Yeah I wish I could do that That'd be cool I'd be cool I'm pretty tall considering what I had to work with To be honest with That's true

I feel pretty alright about it That's true Are you referring to your penis No I mean literally Like my mom's like 4-9 or something Oh My grandma My grandma is so short

It's crazy I remember when I went back to New York And I saw her And I was like What the fuck dude You're mad time And I was like, oh, I forgot. You're one of them.

You had no chance. Your dad's like what? Eight. Eight, eight, seven? No, my mom's actually mad tall. My mom was like five, ten. Five ten almost was. Was.

Or they just been dead. Chopped her legs off. She's not around. What? When she was alive. They chopped her legs off and then she wasn't around. What do you mean your mom's not around? Okay, never mind.

And then my dad's like six, seven. So like he's fucking huge. You're not six seven? That's huge, yeah. My mom's mad because... So you're fucking short. I'm short compared to him, yeah. Yeah.

It's insane. You are the... I'm one inch shorter than my dad. I guess you're like LeBron James' son. Because he's fucking like six... What? LeBron James's like six eight or son. His son's like six two. La Sun James?

Yeah, Bronson. What's weird is that he was growing a lot. And then he kind of just stopped. And I was like, oh, this is weird. Brony. La Son. His name's Brony? Yeah.

Brony James Jr. He's Lebronne. He's Lebronon. Yeah, yeah. Is he a basketball person? Yeah, and he's not great. It's really sad. I mean, especially when you're 6-2 and not built like LeBron James.

He's 6-2 in the twig. Yeah, LeBron James is like fucking freak. If I had a dad who was famous for something, I would never go do that thing. He's not even bad at basketball, but he is not. He is collegiate level at bet. He's so far from being a LeBron James. That's the whole problem. Especially young LeBron.

He's only in the NBA right now because his LeBron. Ron Lasson is obviously La Dan. He has potential to get like decent But he's not gonna be a fucking All-Star Oh no way He's not gonna be an all-star And it's really unfortunate

Because of the fact that he didn't get there He's a tough He's talented He's talented if he would have went to college And like probably fundamentally change his game He should be a game Maybe grew a little Well maybe grew a little bit

He could have really like done something But it's like come on blood Get a gateports A bit la Suck A throat Yeah let's Throat La Goc

James. A stroke. A stroke. A stroke. The throat. The throat is so fucking wild. Not to Bronny. I hope he.

I don't have any problem with him. I hope he like really like improves his gang as he's just. I mean he's in LA. I got to, I, you know, I, I,

I, I, I'm rat or die for a Lakers. So he's only 18. He's 17. No. No, no,

no, no, no, no. He went to college. you sure he was playing college he went to college oh you can't do that no more yeah I forgot yeah and he also he was not good enough to skip anyway they'd be like nigga no we don't want you

like right now he's in a deal with he isn't he there's no he went he's back on Lakers right now he's back he played a little bit last night I think did he do anything I don't remember last the other night he did oh really he did some work yeah so he did people were cheering from wherever the fuck they played last night they were chair so I mean he's

People are excited, but I don't get a fuck about that. They go to fuck about that. They go to look at Lundjans is on Lakers now. That's a Lovidian motherfucker. Shout out of Barbara, man. Huh? Shout to Barbara, dude. They got some good people over there.

I mean, they have one. They have one that's here. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they got Barbara. Shout to Barbara. Luca and not Ivanka. I guess the... Oh, wait, wait.

Oh, Barbara the person. Is the... You thought Barbara the place like Santa Barbara? Yeah, that was like, what's going on? I'm tired. I've never... I've never said that. Do people call it that?

No. People call it SB, if anything, or Santa Barbara. People don't call that, but then I was wondering. You're like, do people call it that? I was trying to shout out some Slovenian people. You're wondering, had him wondering in his wonder. There's three. She's the only civilian person I've ever met.

Yeah, I've met Barbara. Isn't Jojo? I'm best friends with Luca Donchit. And I have Melania's number. So, but I think those are only three Everybody has a number. They do. Young Melania was a look, man.

Gavin Newsom definitely does. Yeah, she was staring. She was staring. It was weird. She was staring. It was like, oh. Before I forget, there's not for there.

Go over to Patreon.com slash of Star Tank. You can ask your questions. Oh, he's gone. No, hold on. This is actually, like, because I never mentioned that that's where you could go ask questions. Oh, yeah. $5 cheer, right?

I don't know. Yeah, $5 cheer. Don't say, I don't know. One of the fucking tears. You're like resisting $5 too Yeah I get Whatever, dude

Whatever man Shut up Go on over to fucking Patreon I was that's starting Ask a question If you fucking Sick

I love having a podcast With former president Joe Biden That would be so fucking amazing That would put him in MCU It said Oh Where

Where are Oh Oh It's just him constantly being afraid. What? Welcome. So Biden, what was it like being president? Welcome. My guy's this coherent.

Tim Walls and Tim Wall's just like. I like him. I like him too. We can make fun of people. I can't have people I like. I like them. I love that. You see, I think that he tweeted.

It's like Elon Musk is a terrible president. Yeah. It's like, like a million likes or whatever the fuck. Dude, some. And then Elon responded, it's like, I don't even remember your name. And it's like, yes, you'd. It's literally right there. You fucking dumb, bitch.

That doesn't work on Twitter where you can read it. He's so stupid. You come. What the fuck? This guy. Oh, my God. Did you see. Amazing.

Did you see a, amazing. Did you see a Crowder get blasted when he, when he quote, tweeted that? Oh, no. So right wing quote, quote, uh, color. What right wing cope blast him. So Stephen Crowder quote tweet, who are you to that? And then right wing quote, co, put someone who notably has not beaten his wife, unlike Stephen Crowder. And look at the ratio.

Oh, shit. Damn. That's a decisive victory for not Stephen Crowder. Yeah, dude, he got fucking toast. Stephen Crowder got 3,000 likes on the Who Are You? And then right wing quote got 15,000. that is a slaughter I want to make Stephen caught up

and fling him into the sun It would be I feel like he's one of the feet So Matt Walsh More Matt Walsh But like there's certain There's only a handful of people in this world Would I openly attack them

You know Someone should tell Stephen Crowder That random Twitter users Are not his wife And he can't hope to beat them Yeah Yeah I would openly attack him

In Minecraft I guess I'm sick of people like him Exist in Minecraft It's okay It would be nice Whatever Where's God when you need to

If someone just gulfed on his head, that'd be great. Someone just teed off on his skull. This is going to hurt. Happy Gilmore 2 is coming out. You're serious? You're serious? Are you serious? Wait, what do you mean?

Why? I mean, it's a stupid question. It shouldn't be. Never mind. I don't mean that question. It's called, did you ever? Why am I asking? Happiest Gilmore?

Have I seen Heavy Gilmore? Of course not. Is it about Anna Sandler? You should watch it. It's good. What is it about? It's about some guy? It's about a hockey player that ended up getting kicked out of the league.

It's a sports movie. Great. He fucks him. I still haven't seen Rocky because it's a sports movie. He fights. Yeah, technically, yeah. Yeah, it's a... He fights Bob Barker.

I've only ever seen Spider-Man, Shrek, and it's a mad, mad, mad, mad, mad world. Inherit the Wind. It's either from the 60s or Spider-Man. That's awful. You are... your perception of like film media must be horror right i would love to see you make a film i think it'll be an interesting yeah yeah that's the word that's the word it'll be interesting

for sure it'll it'll it'll be now i've seen happy young one oh i don't remember it though to be i saw it like fucking ages ago okay and if that bleat like a lot of his movies kind of bleed together for me like to be honest i mean they have the exact same comedy yeah like he plays different characters but they're the same character in all all those movies his best movie i think is big daddy It's his most ground in one of the 90s for sure. I love that movie. In the 90s.

The movie's clearly Click. Click is also a good movie, actually. I really like Click. It's a good movie. I can't finish that movie without masturbating. To which part? Just the remote looks really curvy and cool. He sees the remote.

He's like, oh, fuck. That is a fucking reluptuous remote. He's fucking choking it, dude. He's fucking, you ever like trying to fight your direction? You ever like, hold your door? dick while it's soft as hard as you can and then get a bone ring like you try to that's like one of those uh chamber things have you seen those things yeah it's like a chastity thing for your dick i don't that looks really uncomfortable i don't

i think that the idea of the why would you want that is my question the idea of someone accepting that like your girl's like put this ring on it's like what the kind of person that would put that on is such a fucking what don't know put on the chastity ring Or Chastity Bell? Chastity Bell. I would... Talking about a Cochering, you're thinking about a conquering.

Yeah, Cochering. I mean, if I ran into a girl with a Chastity Belt, I'd kill her. Yeah, like, what, this is a useless thing. This thing is useless. You want me to not become hard? Why should I not become hard? You can't control me.

Yeah. I can't control me. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. That's weird. It's an experience and I'm like, ah, I guess it's just nowadays. But that's the worst, it's like, no, I just, I would. my dick wouldn't fit in one of those.

They'll look for like the tiniest of pee-piece. Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, I don't, what are they called the dick cage? What do you call it? I don't know. The dick prism. Yeah, what? If I put a dick cage on Amazon, I wonder if it would pop up.

Dick prison? Dick prison? I think that's just some old person's name. Yeah, it's me. Dick prison. My name's Richard. My name is Richard Prism. All right, let's see.

1,000 Hornets wrote it. He says, Dear Snartank Operators. You're going on a cross-country road trip with three other people. You pick one. You pick one and each co-host picks one. They're actually called cages. Are they seriously? So metal penis cock cage, fixed protection cage, pink with silicone.

Stop. Yeah, silicone. Yeah, yeah. So chastity cover. They're called cock cages. Ew, look at this thing. I don't want to see that. Look at this.

It's just the... Ew, links. Look at this one. It's like all sensual. Yeah, there's sex toys on it. It's like Lacey. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fucking crazy.

Yeah, you can buy sex toys on Amazon. Yeah. That's how I get all mine. I mean, that's where I get, like, I've gotten, like, loob and shit. Yeah. I went to stuff over there. I'm not really looping it up, you know. Well, it's sometimes, you know, backdoor stuff, you know what I mean?

Every now and again. It's like, you fucking filthy niggins. Damn. That got hurt a little bit. I was like, ah, my brother, no. Filthy degenerate. All right, let's move on. You're all black.

I hate you. Let's move on. I started reading somebody's question, but. I'm going to skip you. Oh my God. What? What is this? Not right.

That is so not nice. No, 100, he says, Dear Star Tank operators. Yeah, no, I'm going to skip you. Nice. All right, Biden. Let's go. He's it.

Would that not be the best podcast for real, though? I would absolutely watch Joe Biden slowly die of dementia on air. We got to convince him. We got to write him letters because he only reads. We have to storm his apartment or wherever the hell he lives. His apartment. Where does he live now?

He has just like a one bedroom. He's a studio. He's a studio. He has a studio in Soho. Why? He can't be too far away. Because if there's if there's multiple rooms, he'll forget where things are. So he has to be in one room that's constantly always around him.

He doesn't even have a separate bathroom. He's got a fucking hole in the floor. He's got the quarterings drain. Oh my God. He just sits flush on the drain. and shits as hard as he possibly can. I was watching a quartering in you. I was like, that's a good idea.

That's a good idea. Quartering, you're a genius. That's a great idea. Jeremy, I said Jeremy Hambly. I said, what a brilliant fella. I shed on the ground. I stomped it down the drain. Nobody could take that away from me.

Shut the fuck up, please. Someone's laughing. You think Biden's going to run again? Of course. Like ever? Yeah. Yeah. You think Biden will ever, ever jog even?

Dude, in 2028, you think he's just going to look like a litch? He's just going to be like fucking just like. He's going to look like a wireframe animation of himself. I'm, dude, it's. He's going to look like his own nervous system. He's going to be, he's going to be. It's going to be so thin. It's like when you see the x-rays of characters and like random things

He's going to nervous than my eyeballs and teeth. Yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. No, seriously, do you think he's going to run again? No, no, no. I think he's out. I think he's going to die before this term's over. Oh, you think so?

I think he's dead already. I mean, technically, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I feel like we're going to be surprised he's going to fuck us again. He's like, I'm back to fuck you. He does he's, he's, like, forthcoming. He apparates. He's 50 years younger somehow.

And racists again. Oh, and he's all that. He's like, whoa, let me. crazy. Crime Bill 2. We're going to crime bill too and we're going to make there's no gambling. Palestine's gone. We're going to make

Super Israel. We're going to make soup kitchen is illegal. Now here's the deal. Super You want soup? Milk a soup cow like we all do. Like everybody else. I get my soup from the soup cow just like every one of you.

I'm an average American. Did you say two is real? Yeah. Israel is two's real. They lift, they lift Hawaii and then they tilt it so all the Polynesians fall off. Why is two? Why is two Israel? Because it's number six.

Israel, too. Israel too. I thought it was going to be Israel and was real. Was real? Well, no, it's, it's, it's, why it went real. It's going to be. Prezreal. When Israel's gone, it will have been.

Peasreel and post real. Well, it's going to be two Israel. I like two Israel. That's good. Two is real. They're super Israel. They're like, I just want, they want it. So they're going to take.

They're going to take land, right? Just lift air airlifted with a bunch of helicopters. Megasreal. Like 2,000 helicopters are going to pick up Maui. Yeah, yeah. They're going to like... They're going to airlifted and make sure all the Polynesians fall off. Okay, stay with me.

Stay with them, let them microwave. And then they just drop it directly on Palestine, right? Boom! That is insane. And then two is real. That would be an extinction event, by the way. Yeah. They would understand how serious.

I'm doubting that it would be majorly destructive to the entire world. I think they don't understand. I think they would do that and not understanding how problematic is. Exactly. And it would be like every size to be like, please don't do that. There's volcanoes on there. If you let those volcanoes out, bad things are going to happen. Imagine they actually had enough helicopters to actually lift.

We're going for it today, guys. And people are doing it. And everybody's like, yay, yay. And if you're from Gaza, just like, it'd be like the end of Mrs. Daffire where they lift the island. Yeah, when they lift the island at the end of Mrs. Dalfire, yeah. Yeah. I'm a little.

Oh, what are you doing with my island? Oh, dear. Oh, dearie. That's an island. We're going to drop it on the Palestinians. Hey, what are you doing? Hey, what are you doing? What are you doing?

What are you doing? What are you doing? That's fucking crazy. Oh, man, I actually love this. I love Israel all the way. I love Jews. I'm trans. Free Palestine.

I don't know. Fuck a Palestine. They're all the evil. He's actually just Robert Williams, no, no costume doing this. He's not putting it. He's not putting it. He's miming. Sitting at the dinner table with his family.

What a fucking waste of a fucking movie to make a sequel to Mrs. Defire and make it fat. They can't even act through it. They're just like, what the fuck is this, dude? Did you say a sequel to Mrs. Doubtfire? Like they dig up his bones. Do you think he's a skeleton by now? Yes.

I imagine you. to be by this point. Yes. How long does it take to in skeleton? Probably like less than a year or two. I have no way. Probably.

It's got to take like fucking 15 years. With 15 years? Yeah, because you're covering in like formaldehyde. I mean, if you're embalmed, I wonder how long it does take. I literally have no idea. Look up how long to in skeleton?

Yeah, how long to in skeleton, Robin Williams specifically? Specifically, how long? I want to know his specific. You know, look it up and see what fucking Googles. Yeah. Ask, Chad, GPT. Wait, hold that.

Where's my phone? I do have chat GPT on my phone. Let me see. Wange, range from weeks to a decade, depending on many factors. It's a fucking massive amount of time. That's way to...

The cause of death and whether the body is buried, I guess. That's too vague. I want that very specific question to ask. All right. Hello, chat GPT. How long does it take? How long would it take? Hold on.

Ignore what I just said. how long would it take for Robin Williams to become a skeleton? You're dumb and gay. If Robin Williams was buried in a typical casket, it could take decades for his body to fully decompose it to a skeleton. Wow. Depending on factors like moisture, temperature, and soil composition. If he were in a more exposed environment or a shallow grave.

Damn, hey, you killed me. Whoa! I've never seen that word before. Skeletonization could occur in as little as five to ten years. However, if he was cremated, there wouldn't be a skeleton left at all. It covered fucking everything. Hey man, Chi-GPT is useful for stupid fucking questions. I never used it. I think that just kind of sold me. I mean, I've already seen great examples.

Well, the thing is ChartierpT is what Siri pretends to be. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's worth it from that perspective, But, like, I don't know. Outside of that, I don't really find it. Is that like a specific app or it just... It's literally just...

It's a chaty-b-tie app. Okay, I see. I see. All right. Anyway. Interesting. Anyway, so 1,000 Hornets. Sorry, we couldn't get to your question.

You said that so stupid it and answered it perfectly. If you know what I made. The chat jeepid... Your question. I know, yeah. I know. No, I know. I stuttered.

I interrupted myself. I said, forget everything. And it understood what I was saying. Yeah, that's interesting. I want you to type. type that question, copy and paste into the Google. Oh my God, it's a great idea. Your final break.

That is a fantastic idea. Wait, hold on. I have a feeling. How long does it take? It writes it that word because like, how long does it take? How long would it take? Hold on, ignore what I just said. All right, let me see.

Paste. This ain't no result. What does it say? What is it? The first result is spark of rebellion. a Star Wars podcast, UK. Then it's House of Fincher. Then it's books people think they know

why nine-year-olds stop reading for fun. Brother, Google is cooked. There's nothing that has to do with anything. Literally. You brought up Sparklebone, I was like, that's a card for the Star Wars. Robin Williams is the fourth result, and it's just his wiki.

It's just fiery. It's literally. just fucking uh... It's just a bunch of podcast the podcast on Haunted Hill episode 147 uh are you worried about AI replacing

you Jeff Seibert says the Watson Wire archives human robot interaction STEM resources in the library print books Dude it's just taking a shot in the dark Not even giving you just exclusively

I would at least accept exclusively Robin Williams stuff Yeah Here's the one notable thing in that Tire mess of a fucking statement It's pretty good It's pretty good for... It said nothing about bodies.

Nothing, no, nothing at all. Like, it's, that's... Here, ask it, ask it a question. Chat, GBT, GBT, why is Chris Maldonado such a stupid bitch? Let's see. I'm here for positive and meaningful

conversations. If you're frustrated with Chris Maldonado, I'm happy to listen and help you work through it. What's going on? That's funny. I was hoping it'd have some fucking diatri. It cocked in something.

Ask a specifically cacophonous question. Like, stutter as much as you possibly can, but end with something. I was, chat DBT, I was wondering, I was confused about something and I need help. Why are there so few black people like in Star Wars in general? Like, where are they at? And why am I gay? And why am I gay? Yeah, that's a good question.

Oh, whoa, it's a fucking actual, whoa. It keeps writing. It's like giving you detailed. The Star Wars universe is massive with countless planets and species, but when it comes to human characters, especially in the original trilogy, there were very few black actors. Lando Cowraising and blah, blah, blah, was pretty much the only major black character in the original films. There are other reasons for this. One big one is that Star Wars were created in the late 17, in late 1970s when black people knew their worth? Knew their place?

I think we're getting a little bit. This might just be my chat, GPT. Yeah, it might be. It's like... It's actually a really long explanation of, like... It's a good thing. It's a good thing, really. So while there are black characters in Star Wars franchise, it has...

Oh, no! You okay? No, I just... Sorry. I was... I was... I swiped up, and then I hit the light. It's basically what I was trying to reset my screen, but it didn't work.

It stayed on here, and then I added one of these things to my cart. Oh, the sex thing? Yeah, I pressed add the cart. And I was like, oh. No, no. Dude, I have like $300 of fucking stuff on Amazon. I haven't spent it yet, and I don't know why. I think I'm scared of not having it.

I like the cushion of having that much free, like shit on Amazon. What are you talking about? Free stuff on Amazon? I have, like, a bunch of, like, coupons and, like, coupons and, like, rewards as having used it. And use it. Use them. What are you doing?

Don't they, like, expire? I'm pretty sure they expire. Yeah. I don't think they do. They do. They do. Okay, all right, whatever. Yeah, go.

One thousand Hornets wrote in. He says, Dear Snark, Tank Operators, you're going across. By the way, this guy must have been so frustrated. I read his name like an hour ago. Oh, oh. So, that worries, you're going on a cross-county road. Cross-country, I always want to say cross-county because it's the mall that I've known. Country.

A cross-country road trip with three other people. You pick one. Each co-host picks one. Who are you taking on this coast-to-coast adventure? So I guess there's three people. This is a confusing question, I think. So there's three people, but we get to pick. who they are, we get one pick each, I guess,

is how I'm interpreting this. What? So there's... So listen to this question again. Yeah, it's a little confusing. You're going on a cross-country road trip with three other people. So four people. And total.

Yeah. You pick one and each co-host picks one. But that... Right. Okay. So including you and three other people, one shows by you. So basically the premise is you can have one sane person and then two insane other people with that.

you yeah I guess gotcha all right so Chris who you want to go in I'll go on the road trip with Dave Rubin but I won't be coming back with him all right I'm gonna juice for you I'm gonna choose

thank you so much for inviting me I'm a dumb gay bitch it's gonna make it for a great ride show tunes and stand-up comedy oh god I'm also gay did I mention you that I have a gay husband who's also named David

I can't hope but there are notice there are men in the audience That's the level of comedy that he goes Like it's literally him making an observation Yeah And then forgetting that he made it What did I say again? What did I say again? I'm too gay to remember

I'm just thinking about I'm too I'm only thinking about penis up here Is I love men so damn much I'm so distracted I can't stop thinking about fucking wicked So damn distracted You look so gay

I'm too busy about wicked To remember my own fucking social security number. They fucking deported me back to Gayestan or wherever the fuck I'm from. Gayestan. Gayestan. I'm from Penn Island.

So, uh, what I... Penn Island. That's amazing. That's awesome. That makes perfect sense to be from Penn Island. He's from penis land. That makes perfect sense.

Um, I would choose for you. I would choose, uh, who would annoy you really badly? I would choose, uh, Hurry. We don't have much time. Country road. The emotion is rising. The emotion is rising.

Probably choose Drake. Drake? Yeah. Oh, my God. We'd be implicated immediately. Yeah. Yeah, you're fucked. Best I ever had.

I would choose. Who is the most annoying person on this planet? Oh, I got another one, but I missed. I think I would choose. I think I would choose. which one is it fit from the fresh and fit people yeah the fit guy

which one is that myron myron myron yeah yeah I would choose myron because I feel like he would not shut the fuck up the entire time I would choose fit I would choose fresh so you could just become racist so what you're just gonna keep calling him horrible you just look at it you be like you do look like an ape

like you do look like an ape you do look like we explain this man Christians Explain this man He looks like Kurtzak, I swear to God Dude He looks like Kerchak

I swear to God Him and Deppar Wilson's child Would just be a gorilla Oh my God What the fuck Relax What are you Nick Fuentes Oh no

They might have Damn it They might have caught The sex story They might have caught Well not just worse than that Because I was looking up We were talking about helicopters

And somebody said like Black so I put in Blackcock down Because I was like It has to be real, right? That has black cocked down has to be real and this the corner of my phone might have caught some screenshots. Probably. Probably. I'm not going to remember this. Leave it, whatever. All right. Let's see. What time? What was that? We're making good time. Let's do one more. Yeah. Uh, Trish, Trish. Oh, we didn't even

we didn't even finish this question at all. Telling me, he doesn't like a, like, are you telling me? He doesn't like a fucking gorilla from a fucking, he looks like the gorilla that was friends of Mighty Joe Young. Let me see. I'll be the judge of this. He looks like the guy that was friends with fucking. Mighty Joe, shut the fuck up, dude. Georgia, the jungle's friend looking ass naked.

Which one? Which one? Which one? Which one? Which one looks like a gorilla? They're all the same to me. The one that looks more ape-like. So, go closer.

I can't see. That's just a black person. I was like. No. That's not a fucking gorilla. He looks like an ape, bro. I'm sorry. Sorry. I hate to say it.

Isn't... Did you see that they put Fresh in a video game? What game? You didn't see this? No, what game? They added him? Wing game.

Is it the subway... Is he Ozaru fucking Vegeta? Is it a subway game where you get to eat him? Yeah, no. No, I just remember like the announcement. Everyone's like, oh, shit. Like, they put him in the game. Oh, it's Winston.

Yeah, I didn't know. that was his real name. On account of he's a gorilla. Yeah. Isn't that guy's name actually something with the W? I swear to God. It's like Windham. He's clearly some sort of African ass.

Yeah, it's Winchester McSmyth. Winchester, McSmyth. His name is Gore. We didn't answer the question though, I think. We answered your. It was supposed to be everybody. No, I think the idea. Just for you?

No, so it says, Dear Star Tank Operators, you're going on a cross-country road trip with three other people. You pick one and each co-host picks one. I think we're doing the road trip and we're going with three other people. And we each pick one of the three people is what... So we have Dave Rubin, fit, and... Oh. And what did you say?

Understood. Okay. And Drake. Drake. Okay. I misunderstood. I was thinking it was like everybody had a little... It was a little weird.

Okay, I get it. I get it. I get it. I only just understood it, in fact. Damn. I feel retarded. Yeah. You should.

I mean, you know, I am. So I'm not sure. ashamed of it. What the fuck is this? My name is Gore-Illa. Oh, no. Great 4-5, Rodin. He says, salutations, boyos.

What is it? Grape 4-5? Great-4-5? Great. Yeah. Okay. I don't know. He says, salutations, boyos.

Have you all ever caught up with any of the weird kids from your childhood? there was a kid from my neighborhood who would have lightsaber battles in the street and then years later i found him in a into cancer predator that's fucking awesome you all actually talked about him in an episode ages ago that's fucking funny i mean don't i would i would love to recall it grade four five keep your name so i can remember who this is yeah but i need a follow up on this yeah that commented on the episode uh on the episode like proper absolutely because i want to see i want to want to know what the who I need to know yeah that's fascinating that's cool to know like because I think about that a lot I wonder like well most of the people that I had a problem with in high school are dead now because they're too that's pretty nuts that is true though actually had a full of the yeah problem they fell into like meth or something yeah the one got shot in the stomach that I knew and I were like what way it is what it is what it is what it is what it is what it is

yeah food when we're dead this one guy that was a terrible person he yeah he died yeah actually it's kind of kind of crazy that had a few yeah The weirdos. The ones that are, I, so it's like two of them that became better people. They like grew up. Yeah. Better people. But then it was like, a lot of them that were like really bad people, just end up dead or in jail.

Yeah, the bad ones. Yeah. The weird ones end up usually normal. Like the ones that I remember, they just turned into like normal. That it's found communities and turned into regular people. Yeah. Or they're like, oh, they or they, you know, they found community with all the other kind of like geeks and shit. And they're just like, yeah, we're harmless.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Nothing crazy like that. I love that. Exxist? Yeah. I'd love to recognize somebody on to catch a predator.

Dude, that'd be amazing. I, honestly, that is my, that's like my secret wish every time I, I watch an episode of that show, is that I'll recognize somebody. Like, fucking, or like somebody that I found out about later, like, say if Ethan Ralph or something got on there. I think I would bust. That would be too much, it would be too entertaining for me. I would bust. But, yeah, I never, I never actively caught up with these people. Like, I've really only kept in touch with people that I liked, you know, or would want to keep in touch with.

Like, if there was anybody that, like, gave me, like, weird vibes, I was just, like, immediately, like, avoidant. And I had, I made no effort to rekindle what little there was anyway, you know? Yeah. I've, like, I have people that don't really talk to that often that were Facebook friends. Yeah. And so I don't, I didn't have Facebook Messenger. It's like, you know, it's a separate app from Facebook. Yeah, now it is. Yeah.

It's been like that for a few years now, I guess. Yeah, quite a while. But I... It's like the last five years, I think. Something like... So I downloaded it because I needed to... It was the only way I could listen to this audio. Somebody sent me three minutes of audio as a song.

And I could only listen to a do messenger. So I downloaded it. And then out of fucking nowhere, this guy went to high school with. First you FaceTime me at three of the morning. No, or video met. You know, through the messenger. I was like, what the fuck? I'm not answering this.

Obviously, I haven't talked to this guy since high school. Yeah. And then it happened again. and immediately uninsolved messenger I was like It's a weird interaction I have Because it's just like I don't even have a problem with you

It's just like why I don't I have no desire to Why wouldn't you text me first? You don't have this relationship I don't want to see your face I don't fucking I don't I grew up without I mean you guys did too honestly

We grew up without FaceTime Yeah That's a very modern way to do things And I don't My close friends I don't face time them We were poor actually We had to use

Carrier Pigeons. Like in little pieces of paper? Yeah, we wrote little scrolls. I almost feel like that's expensive to upkeep the pigeons. No, pigeons are cheap. Are they?

Yeah, because they're free range. Training them and stuff? They're free range pigeons. Oh, free, okay. My mistake. Yeah. I didn't know that's how it worked. Yeah, no, it's surprisingly simple to.

That's cool. So then you got like the, so you got the little scrolls. Yeah, a little tiny scrolls. Yeah. You had like a little quill. That's, that's fucking adorable. Yeah, you write a little note.

You would still, you would still write as if you were texting on a number pad, though. Oh, you're like, lo. You would abbreviate everything. When are you? When are you getting here, Loll? Yeah, Loll. That is so insane. I remember when...

These poor pigeons are doing overtime because you're dumbasses. Can't send a full text. Yeah, you guys... I don't trust technology. I think we should bring it. that bad. Carrier Pigeons? Yeah, I think, I think Trump should sign the executive EMP order. Trump will be my

favorite president if he legalizes owning crows. I want a crow real bad. They're really smart. They're so smart. I think you should just have one. I don't think anyone's going to stop you. I think people will stop me. Who would stop you? The crow police.

Can you read the names, man. I'm so fucking, I'm done. I'm done doing it. The crow master. The crowman. The crowman. The croles There it is There it is Got it The crowlecia man

The crolycia You show up with little mini crows Like not nark crows You know Paws a gun out on you Ravens are the gross one Right crows are the cool ones Well technically it's the opposite

I would imagine They're both awesome The ravens are bigger and the ones that I think ravens can mimic you speak pretty well too. No, crows can mimic you. If you're saying

no you're wrong crows can mimic you, then what you're saying is ravens can't mimic is what you're saying. I think the crows are the ones that mimic. They're the ones that are famously intelligent, right?

No, they are famously intelligent but they can't mimic. Ravens can specifically mimic. Really? Okay. Yeah, that's why that's the Edgar Island Poe poem about the raven

that says never more. You can speak. Like, There's a lot of, you know, I mean, the fact that you're going, Nogre. Yeah, a lot of birds can do that. I feel like it's, I don't know if crows can mimic, though. Look at that.

I don't know. I think they can. I feel like, not as well as Ravens are crazy. I have no idea. There's probably like some subspecies that can. A raven will come to you and say, like, I'm going to steal your tax dog. It means. Yes, crows can mimic speech.

Hey, man, you got any. So they both can. You got any Doritos? You got any Doritos. You got any Doritos, niggas. What? Oh, I was talking to a crow one time. Oh, really?

He was like, hey, man, you got any of Doritos on you? And I was like... He said that, the crow? Yeah, and I was like, shit, man, I just ate them. He's like, and he said, oh, you're fucking useless and he flew away. Fucking bitch. That's crazy. It's exactly the...

How did a crow do that exact same thing to me? I saw a crow barter with one of those dudes that have stands in, like, New York or whatever. Like, the crow had something, and the guy was offering it, like, food. And the crow was like, no. And he pilled, like, a bigger piece out. He was like, all, cool. And then they, like, exchanged. I was like, what the fuck?

fuck this happened. I saw a crow in Washington Square Park once. That's real? Yeah. Not like a barter. They barter actually. It's fucking insane. I saw crowing.

That one's so bad. I saw a crow in Central Park. Peck a guy's ears rums out and fly away. I think the edge thing ever is to have a crow and a wolf. Ooh, a crook. That's a cro and a wolf. You fucking six year old. What about a?

You fucking elevate in school. You're like, that's real. That's real. What about a, whoa. Whoa We gotta get the fuck out of here Thanks for

A wolf crow is a wolf That is so blightingly dumb Oh my god Holy shit that is I Oh my god Oh that's drip right there He can breathe again

It was like Whoa That was like a netty pot That was like a netty pot He can breathe again And so Derek could breathe My friend used one of those ones Like one of the fucking things you put the hot water in

And it comes out, dude The amount of blood that came out of his Fucking mouth was disgusting Because he must have been congested like fuck for a while I think he has cancer in his nose What the fuck? Like he did the thing he was like That's not supposed to happen brother

Do this right? And then he was sneezed It was like Enky I was like What the fuck are you using blow Okay so hold on He's in a black tar? He's doing something.

All right, so hold on. When you say blood, do you mean mehus? No, it was bright. It was bright red. He doesn't know? It was bright red. I'm pretty sure it's blood. What is this fucking stale green blood that I'm...

What's this? Stale green blood? It was just alien blood up your nose. You should not, look, you should not have blood pouring out of your nose after a Nettipod. That's not normal. That is... That is incredibly abnormal, actually. I have like...

So I don't use the Nettie one because there's not enough pressure. But there's like there's like a squirt. squeeze it. So it's the same concept. Gentle squeeze and it clears me out. The netty one doesn't like, I'm too backed and it doesn't like actually work. It's uncomfortable. I used the saline thing once and it was fucking horrible. Instead of using

a netty pot, I usually like walk up to a door and bang my head and spang my head on a door. That does loosen up your sinus. It does. It loosens up your fucking brain stem. It at least makes you feel like your sinuses are losing. Yeah, you're like, oh, I don't feel the pressure anymore. I have a concussion. with that wet mark in the back of your head.

Can't feel anything. Yeah. I highly, dude, I feel like a new person. You ever, there is a perfect representation. So, um, Daredevil uses the Nettie Pot when he's all fucked up in that one episode. Yeah, and blood comes out of his. And I was like, oh, that happens everybody.

That happens everybody. That's what your friend thought. Like, oh, I'm like, Daredevil. Oh, it's me. I'm like, Daredevil. This is years earlier. He lives a, he lives a completely year. He lives a completely docile life.

He has no reason to be like, oh man, Daredevil is going through this. It's normal that I'm going through it. It's completely normal. He's never been in a fight. He's never even falling down. He's got blood pouring out of his fucking nostrils. Maybe that's what we think.

Maybe that kid is blind. Maybe he's colorblind. He just thinks he's bleeding, but he's just fucking snotty and gross. It's insane that like in Daredevil he does that. And it's like this guy had a building dropped on him. Yeah, I kind of hate that. That was actually the only real problem I had with that show that he was kind of fixed after he just, like, cleared his sinuses.

I didn't like. That kind of annoyed me. He wasn't fixed. But yeah, he was. Well, he was kind of like, he was so like, like, his powers were like muted. He was like, oh, and then. I'm actually blind. And then, oh, I'm good again.

I was like, all right, right. That's a little. Because he was, he was rusty. So you mean, so when he has a cold, he's useless? Like, is that, is that what we're implying? I assume so. That's kind of hilarious. He's like, actually for real blind when he has a cold or something.

The dude is a cat of sense as well. Does you imagine like what like what it's like for someone with powers like that to get sick? No. We're going to read the $25 and up patrons. You think it's going to be the first episode of the new Daredevil. Think of the sick that Spider-Man can give somebody, you know? Like imagine him getting the flu. Like he would assume he probably can because his blood is irradiated.

That's like the kind of like thing. What happened if Spider-Man? Can you get age? Of course. Can you though? Maybe. Maybe I'd assume. So like what is blood is so radiate.

He doesn't really get sick often. That's the thing. Like he can't really. Not radiation, it's AIDS. Well, yeah, but the virus can't remember. Spider AIDS. Spider AIDS. Dyes because his blood is so caustic.

Radioactive spider aids. We're going to read the names. We're going to do. Spideon. Spider AIDS. Come on at you with spider aides. You want to do this? My eyes are killing me.

Oh, yeah. I can't hand it to him. That's what. We already did it. We did it already. And you've done it the last two times. AIDS. AIDS blood.

Radioactive AIDS blood. Araknid AIDS. Radioactive. Aragna, Aragon, Aids. Arachneed. Aeneer Deneu. Binnan a new. Bina nae.

Pinnan Aids. Aids. Aids. Aids. Aids. Rapid fire. Aided. AIDS.

AIDS. Aids. Oh my God. I love how the same level of quietness you were like, you know, you know, Eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight. Sir we're gay. AIDS, AIDS, age. Oh, God, man.

This is the stupidest podcast ever. Fucking waste of time. Rise against recorded their new vocals in between Sweeney's Teeth. That's facts. Giving my SS number to the hot singles in my area. That's always a good idea. Will the one who will the one who pays your bills? I like that.

Jarvis, take me off Epstein's Black Book. God made us unfinished now. it's my job to fix us. Kingston was Ultimate Reed Richards becoming, oh, fuck, we've got a Fantastic Four trailer. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It looks cool.

It looks cool, but I'm going to be completely honest to those people that are happy. I'm so happy for you. I don't care about the Fantastic Four at all. They're really cool, but they're like, you've got to like,

you got to be really reading comics to care about them. That's the thing. It's like they're not like a... It's too old for me, man. They're a niche group, man. It's too old for me.

It's too old first concept that I just don't care about. Lily loves the Fantastic Four. He's like one of the few people of this modern age. I know that really loves them, but she also really likes the old movies. The 2000 movies. And they're fun.

They're fun. They're fun. Yeah, they're fun. Them as superheroes, the concepts, it's so old that I'm like, you can't,

there's nothing you can do for me personally. I think Reed is a really interesting character. And he's really good to space in the doctor doom who is like probably the best combo character of all time. Is, is, uh, Pedro Pascal the Lil Wayne of, uh,

race featuring and fucking. I don't like that Pedro Pesco is Reed Richard. What? He's ever, he's getting every role. He's also like not a white man. Like, it bothers me.

Like, I understand that it's not that big of a deal. Well, there's some people, but like, you can just got a white dude that would have done the job fine. I mean,

look, once he took Joel Miller, it was over. But Joel, but they make an effort to explicitly show that Joel is not white in last of us. That's the thing.

Yeah, but hey, look it, then they put him in, they put him in fucking gladiator two. He's fucking, that's true. He's fucking roaming his shit now.

They literally don't like They love Pedro Pascal so much They don't care They're gonna give him a black roll They're gonna make him Mous Marrace At this point I wouldn't even be surprised It'd be a little fine

It would be funny as shit though Hey, it's me Masmerey Okay He's a great actor though Great actor really really enjoy it I'm ex. Ben Grimm was not big enough That was my only problem He's small but comically accurate

This all I'll say Yes he looks like Ben Grimm But he should be bigger He's a big fucking dude He looked a little little too small, but he did look. He looked, he looked, if you

care about the comics, he looks fantastic. As someone who doesn't care about the comics, I bet he looks really fucking stupid. Yeah, I like his design. Yeah? Like, uh, how he looks, he looks like the drawing. Yeah, yeah. I think that like the Jack Kirby shit. Yeah, yeah. That's cool. They gave him the unibrow, like the fucking uramil

middle bra, I think it's really, really cool. I like the sound effects. I was hearing like, the rockiness. Yeah. Like, I was like, oh, it's cool. Yeah, it looks like they're doing a good job with that. I like the vibe of it. I like that it looks like, what is it? 60s or something? 60s 50s.

That's cool. It's a neat idea. I will say because I do one thing, the one thing that I do like, I love Galactus. He looks good so far. He's not a diarrhea cloud. That was insane. That's all I care about. I don't know why.

For a period, that was a thing. Why do they think that these characters that have these designs that have succeeded and is like a huge reason why they've made it to where they are, why not have them in those designs? I think Galactus was the most egregious because... Oh, yes. Because I think his design is one of the... I feel like if Galactus looks stupid in the comics,

I feel like people would have dismissed. I'm like, get the fuck out of here. I think he does look dumb, but also like in a cool way. Way back in the... It's, I think, just kind of to Chris's point, like most costumes look kind of inherently stupid. There's ones that are designed to be cool and sleek and shit, right? his objectively somebody with this fucking hell like yeah okay yeah that looks kind of stupid if i saw

like it's like the swiss guards yeah they look fucking stupid but at the same time if someone gifted me that drip i'd be like dude hell yeah sick i would i'd be wearing that shit way too often okay um i just remember black heart in ghost rider a white boy on some of fucking petite white man piece of shit fucking almost like a flat you see who they were trying to cast Ghost Rider. Who? I forgot I was asking. No.

Are they going to do Jaime or they're going to do Johnny? What just happened? I was asking him if you knew. Oh, I thought you were, I thought you were going to tell us. Oh, no, I was asking. And then you were like, I forgot what I was asking. I thought you said that.

No, no, no. Do you do Jaime or they should do Johnny or Johnny. I would like if they, look, I understand. They're probably going to do Jaime. Yeah. Probably. I would completely. Because I love his whip.

His whip looks fucking sick as fuck. The Dodge Charger do with the Hell Flames looks cool as fuck. I feel like they'll probably go in a direction like that just because, you know. The modern stuff. Yeah. Like, I feel like it makes sense. I feel like we'll see him in rivals then.

We'll see him in the thing, which is very interesting. That's interesting. Like I feel like Blade's going to drop when they finally figure out this movie's coming out. Do you think it's actually going to come out, dude? I hope so. Blade's so cool. But the thing is that you have to like, you have to go rated R with Blade, the thing. You have to.

Same the way, Ghost Rider, you got to go. You got to do that R step because they are not. not they're not spider-man heroes. Anything in that realm, yes. These are, they're killing niggas. They're slicing vampires in half. You can do Deadpool. You can do fucking R the like stuff now. You know what I mean?

I'd hope so. There's no reason not to. All right, let them, let me, let me, Kingston was Ultimate Rid Richard, Reed, uh, Ultimate Reed Richards becoming the maker rushed. Uh, wage slave 583. The sheen of Sween's peen is green from

banging Colleen last Halloween. Damn. Farr's the witch, nice. Pippini Bros. Carl Urban daring Jack Quay to stick his hands in a deep friar for the Novocaine movie. I feel like that was like way lower usually. Yeah.

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Have you seen that drawing of that guy He's like a really good artist But he just makes like deviant shit like that Where it's Thanos Naked with his penis so huge He has one of a Tony Stark Ironman Like

Fucking like locked up And his dick's heart And Thanos is touching his dick What this? He's like touching his dick Like the angel Like the angel touching fucking

David's hand Like the The fuck is David. Does that the name David? It's like the God. What is it called? I don't know. He said some, I don't even, I don't know what that thing's called anymore.

I forgot. The chapel, right? It's called the creation of Adam. Oh, it's such an Adam. Justine's Chapel or whatever. He's just touching his cock. Yeah. Am I on the first page now?

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No, what are you doing? What is that? No, that's from something, right? That's the Globgo Gabgab. Hold on. Let me play it for you. Why can't you just tell me what it is? Because I don't, there's no way for me to explain this. You think I can't just tell me what this is. Well, you can read that. What it's from? I don't know what it's from. I don't know what it's.

It's from... Okay. It's from Globgo Gabgobab. Sure. Okay. No, I don't notice. Hey. What the fuck is this?

I mean, it's kind of fire, but like... Someone could definitely get assassinated to this. Not just the last song you hear before somebody pops you? I feel like this is what all the migrants in Guantanamo are going to be fucking tortured with. I am. There's nobody to explain that, though. You know what I mean? Yeah, because I, well, it's from some,

it's from some movie, but, like, I don't remember, like, I don't remember the name of it. Wow. I wonder what any of that means, or if it literally means nothing. I think it's just a bunch of slurs. Mr. Vettas of giving hose, the corkscrew goose dick. Nice.

That's pretty cool. I feel like Alex Mercer right now. The fucking. You look like Alex Mercer. I got the prototype fit. From penis type. It's a scrototype. penis

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You can You can change your scrotum To be anybody else's scrotum Ah So you don't want to impersonate... A very useful tool. If you want to impersonate somebody only scrotum deep,

it's a really useful power. I like that. That's so stupid. That's so good. You just make your scrotum a little bit hairier or a little bit bigger. Yeah, and then you're like, well, that looks like Mike in the face, but it's clearly not Mike.

That's not Mike scrotum. I still play that game for sure, though. I would platinum that game. Yeah. Scrotum. That is awesome. Mr. No Pants, the underdog of the Shirtman verse

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I'm fucked for a while Yeah it's over man Because I really didn't want to I want to I want to get like a large debate Like a kind of like that That black shirt The gold The black blue dress

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I think, I think, yeah, I'll figure it out. Flashbang and Epilecting because it's super effective. Derek is going to be starting a pod with critical drinker with how dog shit his media takes have gotten. They always say stuff like that, but then like there's like no elaboration on like what? I think lately it's been the hereditary stuff. Oh, well, I'm actually happy. I was like, I want.

to make those people upset because it's funny that because I know a lot of people that like that movie but they also under they're watching it in the same way of how like most people understand it that this isn't smart it's entertaining and then they're like it's the same people that think everything has to have subtext and they're just fucking stupid you know everything has to have subtext like no not everything has fucking subtext like what's the deeper meaning behind this nothing it's just entertainment it's a play it's this but it's um there's class Like that like philosophical plot what is he doing? He's just watching ISIS videos again

What is wrong with you? You're a person playing with a lion You scrolled away from the ISIS stuff Oh, he actually was watching like ice stuff? Oh That's crazy If I was you think I would be like no He's awesome Was the guy playing with the lion? Yeah he's gonna die

Yeah every time I see somebody like oh cool Yeah, he's gonna die and I'm gonna know I know exactly how You can do it if you just keep them really well fed That's it but like also it's not worth it Fuck that. Way too much meat, man. Dude, they eat so much. They eat so much.

It's insane. Why would you have? Why? Why would you want that? No, thank you. I would love to have a pet, like, an exotic pet, but I also would like, I can't keep you. Would you starve a lion? I don't know.

I'm just asking questions. I'd make a lion vegan. Watch it die. Watch it just passed away. That's not even from a, from Futurama. The fucking tofu eating lion. It was cold. And it started coughing.

It's so disheveled. I love it's so funny. I trained a lion to eat tofu. It's so funny. You would have heard him coughing up the street. That's the thing. Derek's going to start a pod. Yeah, the Kruegeljinger.

If he invited me, I would totally, I'm at the point where I would, I can't grift on my own, but if there was, if I get, if grifter would take me under their wing, I'll get their back. June to a better grip. I'll get their bag.

At this point, I'll 100% get their bag. Why not? But yeah, but I want to apologize about her and Terry. I think you people that take that shit seriously

are really stupid. And I like, I like making you angry because you're upset that you think you're deep and it makes, it's funny to me that you think you're deep

when you're not and I'm going to keep upsetting you. But thank you so much for your money though. No, I seriously appreciate you guys. Berser Broley, he's on,

stop watching terrorist stuff, dude. I'm not watching Jersey. I'm watching Broly Gapshotting Swiny. I'm waiting until porn shows up though.

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You know my favorite conservative conservative joke is? What? Hold on. Sweeney, you're my daughter. Yeah, okay. And you're gonna, I'm your dad, obviously. Okay.

And you're gonna come out to me is bye. Hey, father, I'm bisexual. No, no, you gotta say I'm bye. I'm bye. Bye to you too. I was like, it's like a hammer right now. Because he's disowning her. Bye to you two.

Even though I feel like those guys are probably like, That's hot. That's so hot. My daughter's so hot. My daughter can fuck girls now. My daughter would love me. I'm fucking delirious guys. I've been away for like 26 hours.

My daughter kind of looks like my wife, so it's not that much. It's not that weird, is it? Is it? Basically the same thing. It's not as weird as you make it out to be over there in your Yankee towns. Your Yankee Town where you fucking Hooverville and whatnot. They don't know what a Uberville is. Why Derek says God is great.

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white women. I like that. I love that. That's fun. That would be a good premise. Should I be on there, unfortunately? One woman, I mean, I think he would get me first. Even though it's like, well, I'm not hiding and I'm married to a white, to a cave dweller. You are married to a cave dweller. I'm married to a cave dweller. Your kids are going to be half

savage. That's crazy. Yeah. And they're going to be giant, too. It's crazy. It's like, my actually, but the jeep, my mom got the short end of the stick, even though all of her siblings are sick something and then she's like, fucking tiny. So I'm tiny. But then, like, so there's those genes and then her stupid fucking giant jeans from this. So I'm like, he's going to be like, oh, dad.

Hi, dad. My kids are fucked. You're putting me under a fucking microscope. Dad, there you are. My kids are fucked. I'm sure my kids are going to be fucking short. Yeah. Short genetics are in my code, too.

Is that, like, my mom was tall for some fucking reason. Yeah. My dad's huge, but Lily's family is they're Mexicans. They can't be eight. Oh, God. They're going to be half black, half Mexican. Yeah. That's not even remote.

Was that like the size of a magazine? Yeah, something around that height. You need to go to bed. It's been a once in a scene of magazine. Yeah. One woman roving band of pirates. No, let me get out of here so we can see you can stop dying. Found my haunted sex doll on my bed with legs.

God, I'm doing so poorly right now. I can go over if you want me. Found my haunted sex doll on my bed. Let me just hit my stride. Bed with its leg spread. I'm cooked, aren't I? Hamas, Pikes, sexual devian, banel, and the horse pedos should fuck each other to death.

That would be great. Summa ex-boyfriend for custody of our friends. My dick is hard. My balls are numb. Brains stew. Yeah, yeah. Getting murdered by the entire United States military because some dog used to work at the White House. Indiana Crohn's and the Temple of Pooh.

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I think he's trying to say Chinese. Or is it Chinese? I think it's a misspell. Chinese ladies playing with a tennis ball, hair, reel. I show. Arthur Morgan's voice. Eris. Kill Marker.

My life is yours. Imagine the god of war, but it would be God of, like, God of San Deneas. Yeah. And it'd be fucking. God of, that isn't even, what he? God of San Deney.

God of location? Is that what? That's crazy. Like, like, as if the game was called, like, God of Sparta or something. What are you talking about? If he goes to Sparta, I'm done. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm just saying it. I'm not making it. You know, I just realize the Jetsons. Never mind. That was worse than saying a dumb joke. Yeah.

That was worse than saying a dumb joke just saying, I'm sorry and stop me. Did you know George Jetsons gay? I was going to say, people were so. optimistic about the future that they made the Jetsons. Yeah. Yeah. And now it's like I can't even fathom somebody making the Jetsons today. This will be 100 years in the future.

That is so far. That's so insane. I think the Jetsons takes place in 2006. No, no. It's like 2020 something. No, it's like, it's 2006 in the show. It's not 2026. It's not, go to the pilot episodes of the Jetsons.

It's like, oh, wait, it's a great day out here in 2006. And the George Jetson. The show would have had to have been made in like 19. 10, 16 or something. It was. All right, yeah, I'm wrong. You're right. Would you kindly tickle my anise, big meaty stink,

semen and I by Thicknott? Andy, the man whose handies are now back to S-tier and Forever Dandy. Chris Kisses Boy Pines, placing every dead eye shot on my own forehead. I love that. That's a great fucking image. Oh, no, no, no, the 60s. It's 2060. Yeah, because I was going to sell it like 100 years.

Yeah, no, you're reading 2060 wrong. It's 2006. Oh! I live in Texas ain't going to Vegas to eat roadhouse Absolute absolute Horse piss The end game currency in call duty is called CPL of that Gids Jarvis analyzed venom's ass size

Every time Sweeney talks I skip four 10 seconds Evil Derek dresses his wife like Kanye's Evil Derek dresses his wife like Kanye's wife I want to do that now man Get that fucking money dude The Jetsons and the Flintstone took kind of like opposite polarities of each other I'm assuming Yeah, that's the idea. That's why they have the Jetsets to meet the Flintstones, the movie.

Oh, they do? I forgot about that. It's like how the Simpsons were the opposite of the Sims' parents. Yeah, the Simps' sons and then there's the Simps' dads. What about the Sims' daughters? It'd be better. That was an all-female reboot. Chris, shut the fuck up for the rest of the podcast, please. We stop talking. Sween's looking great, by the way. Keep it up.

New Season, Destiny is pretty good, actually. Shevel. Yeah, Kyle got me into it. Chevel Chevel the cum His penis coo So gay now His dick

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Someone googled that Someone fucking googled that We are always been retarded I bet more people googled that Than what are tariffs Yeah Well see here's the thing You know

Do you remember when Ken Ham debated Bill Nye. It was in like 2012 or something? Ken Han. Was it Ken Hoven? No, Ken Ham. I remember when Bill Knight came back into the debate.

I remember that. This was a huge event. I think I remember this. Ken Ham is the creationist that owns that... The creationist museum. Yeah, the museum where the first thing you see

are humans riding dinosaurs. Because in his stupid fucking gay worldview that the Earth's only a few thousands of years old that humans and dinosaurs exist because that's the only way they could in that worldview, right? You know what sucks about a lot of that?

Yeah. Is that like these are such cool ideas for worlds. Yeah, of course. You know what I mean? Like this is a great idea for like a fictional like story. George Armand had a decency to like, oh, this is a story. You know? Exactly.

So this is a story. This is not real life. Yeah. But these fuckers are like, no. They literally watched this like that fucking asshole. They watched the Flintstones and like, this is a great documentary. Yeah. This is a, this docu series fucking slaps.

And then they fucking grabbed their dog and try to use it as a trash can and killed it. They went and shat in a pig's mouth and it died Why isn't it working? It used to work before. I saw this on TV. Shitting in a pig's mouth until it dies is fucking... Barney, this dumb idiot watching us is going to kill everyone. Fred is watching.

Fred is watching you watch him. You fucking moron. Barney I wonder how strong Fred Brayne is probably Isn't he like Crazy probably strong

Who Fred? Dude He's probably Strong than Silverbacks Fred Flintstone could slap the back off of a silver bag

Like think about it Think about that car There would be just like A flat back Skin of an ape Well yeah He's laying on the grass He runs his car

Doesn't he? His car is probably thousands of pounds And he's running And he's And then it's just Going And he can stop it

Without hurting his feet Yeah Dude, holy shit. He's fucking... He's strong. Especially when he sits upside out, his couch and shits all over his stomach. Isn't Bam Bam, like, inherently, like, crazy strong to for a kid?

So he's just like... A freak, right? Yeah, he's basically the strong as human alive, but still is that, like... Which would mean, if he, if he's that much stronger than, like, say, all of them on average. When he gets people on the dog, it's to be terrified. Yeah, what... quantifying his strength is crazy.

I don't think you can. It's like Superman when they try to quantify strength you can. Oh yeah. And then it was like, oh, yeah, I can just lift it. And it's like, oh. Well, there's no point. You're just really strong. At a certain point, you stop measuring.

Yeah, yeah. You're just strong. That's it. Like, you're good. Like being able to lift 10,000 pounds and 45,000 pounds doesn't really matter. You're just really strong. Yeah, it's kind of. That's after, that's a threshold.

Where it's like, all right, cool. It's kind of like how like, um, like 511 isn't tall, but it's not short either. It's like, once you get past six feet, it doesn't matter how tall you are. You're just a tall person. Yeah. It's like, who's stronger Thorough Hulk?

Like, I don't know. They can both kill me. Yeah, it's absurd levels of power. We don't need a man anymore. Where were we? Sweens of the great. Who's gay Dave Rubin or Dave Rubin? They're both fucking gay.

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Mugerman. It's the newest pocket monster craze. It's Migaemon. Migamon. I'm sure they're at the swap meets. If you go to like a swap meet in Santa Fe Springs or whatever. Yeah.

The Migamon is there. Like one of those package 99 cents store fucking things. They got them. Do you actually swap meat at those places? When I was a kid, I thought that's what it literally was. Yeah, you just like exchange me and you swap I heard it. I was like swamp I'm actually sorry I didn't hear swam

Swamp Swamp that's what I heard So I pictured like these booths that had like green Swamp water and there's like crocodile meat This is just the fucking creature for the Black Lagoon Yeah essentially And then I was like oh swap swap me get it I was just like well why what was wrong with flea market It was a perfectly fine name

Do you take your dick off and give it to somebody else And to give you back their dick? That's the swap trade Swap meat that's a meat trade Meat exchange. And then somebody's going to get the short end to the stick, man. I got a black penis. Let's go. That's a bad deal for a lot of people.

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I'm still being tricked by that a little bit. Like you're doing it and I'm like, oh yeah. But then I'm like like,

that's weird. That's a weird like Pavlovian kind of like, oh yeah. Go ahead and I took a home and I enjoyed that.

What the fuck? Dude, no wait. How you, how, you can't, you can get away. You could, man, you used to be able to get it with anything. As long as you don't let yourself get caught with something, you're fine. I drugged and raped a girl. She need to know. That's basically the bars.

That's like, I took it home and I enjoyed that. That is, uh, no wait. Who is this? Rick Ross. Dick talks, I guess. He was at Trump's rally too, of course. He was? Yeah, he was.

Well, of course. I guess that makes, that tracks. Yeah, that does. Why am I surprised? This is the song that Trump was probably playing. She ain't even know. He took a home and, yeah, I mean, he is an adjudicated rapist. He literally is.

He is an adjudicated rapist. The crime is the conviction. The crime was a conviction. It's insane that they said that. The conviction is enough punishment. It's like he's, oh my God. I just want to, I just want power to turts. Yes, yes, Mr. President.

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And that spray tan fucking It's not real I'm pretty sure it's not real I think it is I think it's not real No because like that came I would have seen more about it I think

I think that's why it is real Because Israel That did totally sound like Israel I think it is real If you say that fast it sounds like it is real. I think it is real because the amount of people that swept for it

in the media, I think it's a real image. Because if it was fake, I think a lot of people would just be laughing about it and it would be shared. And a lot of even larger platforms that even hate them, they didn't even touch that shit. I didn't even mention them. I didn't know what I tweeted about it. They didn't talk about it. They didn't talk about when it first got on Earth, like during his press, the campaign

back in 2016. And then now they didn't talk about the shit either. I was like, I think that's a real image. There's nothing about it. It completely the shape of his body looks like, I was like, that looks, that is a real, that's not guesswork.

That's a real depiction of his body. The smallest of his penis makes a lot of sense to the way that he behaves. He was mad when people said he had small hands because they're like implying they're a small dick and he got really mad about, who fuck gets mad about them unless you have a small ass dick? Yeah.

I don't give a fuck. Like my hands aren't that big, but my dick's not small. So I don't care. Like, my dick is really, really, all but super fat.

Yeah, it's like a cheese wheel. Imagine you get in the direction, your dick goes like, it just shrinks down and widen. If you try to fit this bitch over your dick, you know, you're like, trying to, you like stretch out. That is crazy. I need turbo condoms. Yeah, let me go.

What did I get? Oh, yeah, dick toss. Serbers agent 264. Fucked up shit presents Teratoma, a type of tumor that grows teeth, hair and eyeballs. Yes, I've seen that many times. It's really gross. I'm sorry, I'm so off-key. I can't, I can't see.

Okay, where was I? And rounding it out our list, as always, King of Pappazardt, ha-haha-ha-ha-ha-3-X-O letting Chris know he is an ex-I-cstitualist. Wow. Wow. What's happening with me? 3XO letting Chris know he's an existentialist and not a nihilist. Okay, there you go. It's okay to punch Nazis. Yeah, I mean, it was never not okay. We did talk about that. It was never not okay. But now I feel like it's more than ever. Who cares about civility? Who cares about protecting people who were falsely accused of being Nazis? Who cares about political strategy?

None of that shit matters anymore. Yeah. Just punch them. Punch anyone that you even remotely suspect. That dog, that stray dog that, like, wanders around your neighborhood, he's got a bad look about him, punch him. That cat that has the little. Yeah, that's crazy. Why there's so many of them? Because it's just like, it's just how they... You think they bred that cat especially, like the Germans?

No, I think, I think, I think they probably just have mustaches, honestly. It's a real, that's the nature's mustache. Yeah. It was like, I like this vibe. I like your style. Brings the cats over here. Yeah. Bring the cat over here so that I may copy his face.

His face. Sermin' Shroken Smoking Jokin, emotic going like this. Has Derek ever checked out Vinland Saga? Great anime, especially season two. It's crazy. So I've had that in my wish list or my, wow, it's very loud. I know. I had that in my list on Netflix for quite some time.

And then Jojo started watching it recently and pretty much spoiled all of it from me. Oh, what an asshole. Typical woman. You know, like, I'm, yeah, because like my... She got deported. It's funny because I need to submit for her a 10-year green card. Oh, yeah. I'm going to submit for it on Thursday.

And I was just thinking, like, I feel like something. What if I don't? What if I don't? I just feel like hilariously in a, in a, what's the Caribbean enthusiasm way? Yeah. Because of the government's efficiency right now, something stupid is going to happen. Yeah, probably. Like they're not going to even receive it because nobody's going to be there working or some shit.

And then they just literally deported by triple shame. You're going to go in there, you're going to walk through a scanner. It's going to be when they're going to go, like, sorry, we can't serve you. You're not pure of heart. You're not pure of, yeah, and quotations, heart. Yeah. But yeah, I'll watch Viglin's something in the song, even though, like, I've seen a lot of it in my periphery now. It's always nice.

Lily forcing her dad to kill a baby raccoon is literally sociopath behavior. Agreed. Obi, once you blow me? We're almost done because I read a lot of the last page. where did I wage slaves wainswines peen I remember doing that

I did I think I stopped at gauge six yeah um or donk donkerson yeah yeah yeah and do you ever hear the weekend song

about being a virgin that he wrote for American dad gauge six me the bring me three guys then

I think it it should be T-H-E-N would make it more sense than then like say a rather kind of a thing

yeah yeah probably So you can throat me through the woods Tomorrow watch me come back drinking I don't I don't know I don't have time to think about what song it is Peepee How did Twitch think that ads that mute the stream Could possibly be a good idea

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Oh, wow. Sweeney is a sweet and beautiful angel. John Strickland, Merck's 1889. Chris going pupapa between names because it's Derude Sam Storm. That's so stupid. That song was so hype when I first heard it when I was like six. I was like, this song is the best song probably ever. I heard that for the first time at a wake.

Whoa. You didn't. What did they wake up? People are all sad and shit, and then the people are just B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb Did you have a wake in a stadium? What did you? What did you?

I'm sorry, I mean, I've heard it when I was a, when I was away. Oh, oh. You're mad fucking. Excuse me. You're mad fucking stupid. I think you're going to say you're mad funny, and I agree. That was a great funny joke. I think he's dying.

I think we're actually watching him slowly turn into Biden. I can feel how hungry. It isn't it's bothering me, actually. I don't like it. Hungry? What do you mean? Eat your fucking sandwich. It's right there.

Just go ahead. Hurry up. Finish it. You have it. Finish it. I love that. Deliveress, Bame.

I think they fucked. I think he's definitely had a... I think he took her home and enjoyed that. He did not fucking... She even... May, you fucking... He gave her a pumpkin molly That's insanity

Fucking got her all fucking goofy As fucking and he got her goofy Got her goofy Got her yuck it and fucking She didn't even know it He was plowing it Put the mask on her to grab the head And I took her home and enjoyed that

She ain't even know it He blows up the wall And he goes like I'm sorry I thought I thought it was a bath bomb It was a gift That's so stupid My bad My bad. Sorry for fucking exploding your house.

There's nothing more annoyed than people saying, my bad, after they do something fucked up. Something crazy like that? Yeah, yeah. If they take an ignorant decision, like, oh, my bad, I broke your fucking couch by doing a backhand spring into it. Oh, yeah. One of your family members did something like that, right? He's just a dumb kid. Yeah, that's awesome. You've got a famously weak couch, though. Like, I don't understand that couch, man. That's the only one that to happen to.

I've never seen a couch fall apart like that. that in my life. Did you, did you test the other ones that way? Yeah. You test the, you actually tested the durability of your couches with like backflips and with the other ones? No. Oh. I didn't jump up to it in my fucking huge ass, dude. There's a

back with it, breaks it, and then get stabbed by the other people. And I'm like, oh, you're so bad piece of shit couch. Fucking dumbass couch, Lily gets a fucking carterizer. We got to make sure. I love the idea of I hate the scout. Love the idea of you genuinely trying to, like, we got to do it. We have to make sure we can, this thing's going to last.

And so you do back flips and shit onto it in the fucking Ramour and Flanagan. You just run off something. You get like a run up and you just do like a fucking flip on it. And you're on the, you break it so bad that you hit the floor. Yeah, you face plant for sure. And you're mad. This fucking bullshit couch. Your face is flat like a fucking animal.

Wow, it could even handle me dropping a car onto it. We call customer service. We get her money back. You'll hear from my fucking lawyer. You'll hear from my lawyer and my assassin. And my assassin. Okay, okay. First turns to keep David naming a town.

He became Shakira for a second. She's fucking fine, bro. I mean, she got them hips, bro. She's fucking gorgeous still. She's fine. So you have the Grammys? Yeah. It's gorgeous.

I can't believe it. Shakira, Shakita. Oh, pussy. would come and fuck me like that. How old is she? You make my penis go mad. Nearly 50, yeah. My penis. It's like J-Lo. J-Logh is fucking good too, man. J-Lah-Lo looks starting to look old now, though. She looks older finally.

Really? Just within a- Well, is it because... She has former hands. That is true. That is true. She does, actually. She does. But she, I think, because she looked good until I think she broke up with Ben again. I think that destroyed her. And fom her feet and a fommer face and a fomber stomach and a former back. She's a farmer.

Just let's just end it. She's the fucking farmer. Please, this end is. I don't want to. B or any war Do you know that she's a farmer? You dick, don't lie in come and suck my spine.

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Spanish. Spanish. Spanish. Spanish. Spanish. Spanish. Spanish. She's like, she's Colombian and Spanish, right? I don't fucking know. She's Spanish.

And, but everyone thinks she's Colombian. She lived in from Columbia proper. She's, I think it's something like that, yeah. She might be ethnically Spanish and then a Colombian native. She's Japanese. I think that's real. That's real. She's like Jay-Z.

She's from the... Her and Daisy from the same town. She's from the Edo period. Oh. Yeah. She's, uh, she's hundreds of years old. And served with the Oda Nobunaga. Noble nigger?

Old old old nbo nigger. No, that's Yaska. Who are you talking about? I mean, literally. It was first judge, first judge, Keith David, naming a child Norman Jean strictly because of the band.

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for listening to Pizza Time episode. I recommended to him. No. Dang, that's crazy. Sorry. I thought somebody, is that what you read before?

I thought we, oh, was a question. The question was. Yeah, so this person's bullshining. That'd be crazy. And if they did that, that'd be awesome. Yeah, it is kind of. That's great. Okay, we're almost done.

One of these days, bang, zoom, out your colon. Pree-Raz, Blake 8-96. Who do you think you are? I am. I am. That foo-foo-ass lame shit, oh my God. I forgot about that. That foo-foo-lame shit, I ain't wedded. I bust a cap and you fit it.

Swag. Do you remember that fucking asshole? I do remember that guy. That guy does gay porn. Yeah, good for him, bro. On my timeline, there was... His porn? Yeah, him getting busted on, and I was upset.

Good for him, man. I was like, I didn't know that guy did gay porn. Now I know for him. It's a wild way to find out. It is. Do you think Brian Thompson's last word was... Hopefully. It's probably an owl.

Yeah. Probably. Oh. Yeah. My dad went to school with tears for fears And they told me They were known as those queers Yeah, that makes sense

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