The Snark Tank - #299: Lion In Wait

Episode Date: February 14, 2025

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That's great. That would be amazing to see. He would absolutely be. He would abs. Absolutely. If he had opinions about anything, he would, that's where he has any opinions at all, that's where he would land. 100% He's always, he's the kind of guy

that would be like, he is Israel. Because he just watches TV, right? Like he's just, he's just on his rocker watching TV. Am I? Yeah, he's on his rocker watching TV. Like, so he'd be watching like the news saying that very thing.

He'd be watching drone footage of them destroying Gossens. He'd be like, yes! They deserve it. Yeah. They're all terrorists. Every single one of them.

Even their kids. They're going to grow up and become terrorist. That baby is a terrorist. Insane. Over 45% of the population is, children there. It's like, their turn.

Eustis doesn't care. Yeah, Eustis is literally just regurgitating what, like, B.B. is telling, like, the people to say. Eustace is quite literally the worst person ever. Like, you're, like, quite honestly. If that show is kind of...

By the way, welcome to the Star Trek Tank podcast. How's going, guys? How's it going? How's it going? Hey, what's that? We're just making fun of Eustace. Yeah, yeah. If you think about Courage of a catarly dog, it kind of is an allegory for the Israeli Palestinian conflict.

How so? Because you have this old fucking, like, evil dude kind of abusing this poor, helpless, small thing that just happens to share his living space. He's also purple. I don't know how the purple fits in. Well, the thing is this, right? It's in there somewhere.

This is where it gets different, right? Purple is the color of so Islam? I think it's like a neutral color. Like, say, so in this conflict, like, Innocence is kind of neutral, and say we usually have two sides, like the left and the right. And usually we represent that by blue.

and red. And so if you bring them into the center, that's purple. So that's kind of like a neutral thing. And so I think in the in the conflict of like say innocent people are just trying to exist, they don't have a political agenda, even though people are trying to cast a political agenda on them. So therefore, courage is the Palestinians. There's a video essay that is this. Yes. And I would want to choke them. It is some early 20s white dude like it always is. Early 20s white dude. Shitty mustache. Explaining to me that how I don't know about shit

that I clearly know more about than they do. And they're like, well, no, I don't actually. They did the whole laboring of learning about it for real. Like, actually. I has a note of the conversation. They're like, do you understand your importance of the Black Lives Matter movement? I'm like, no, no 20-year-old white boy.

Please tell me. I was scrolling. Please tell me. I was scrolling on a TikTok yesterday. And the amount of white women that came up on my feed somehow like it Yeah there were so many white women

Just on my feed being like So many people don't under Aren't understanding the messaging Behind Kendrick Super Bowl performance I'm like shut up I do not want to hear this from you Yeah I was I don't want to hear this from you

100% even on my Facebook I don't go on Facebook very often But I wanted a little bit more When I just realized that there's a dark mode on Facebook Because I thought Facebook is just boomer shit I thought it was so boomer shit I just thought they didn't even Yeah I just thought they didn't even

try. Like, though, we're not even going to make it like, like other sites. So I just, I was like, oh, so there's an option. So I at least, I was looking on it a little bit more. And it was that. So, yeah, the, it pisses me off that none of those people actually knew they saw it from somebody else. And then the thing that annoys me the most is when people try to say that they came up with this. Like, say, for example, even Luca Donchitz, when he went to the Lakers, there's actually actually some real shit going on behind the scenes that have to do with the owners. And then all of a sudden there were people that broke that news. And I'm like, that's really interesting.

And other creators fucking started parroting that shit, but saying, I have a theory. And I'm like, no, you don't have a theory. You took this information. And now you're saying as if you're fucking smart. And that's what these people are doing. They're like, there's a deeper meaning behind this. And I'm like, yeah, yeah, but you didn't come up with it, pussy. You're speaking in that first person that makes me want to choke them.

The American flag was split in half. It's always white women, bro. Like, shut the fuck up, dude. I've, every major problem you could trace it back to them, dog. I swear. I swear, like, I'm not kidding. If you really open a book and look at it, you be like, oh, a white woman. It was the cause right there.

I mean, yeah, you talk about, like, we brought up Emmett Till a couple of times, you know. I mean, it's just like, you get a punch. Who's that? You don't have to learn. You can, you be ignorant to that is probably. Is he like a voice actor or something? Yeah. Sort of like that.

Yeah. He definitely made sounds. He's at first. He basically, he didn't make sound at first. He was like the original Tay Zunday. Oh, so he did like a little song. Yeah.

Yeah. And he was like, my grandma would have slapped the fuck out of you. If you said that in front of her. Yeah. Isn't her who Taze Sunday is? That's true. That's true.

That's very true. she knew who Taze Sunday was and be like, how dare you just. If she, if this 80 year old woman inexplicably understood who Tay Zunday is. She definitely heard me listen to him a few times. She's had to at some point. I know that. I know that, but she's definitely heard me listen to him and sing chocolate raided. She's like, what the fuck is that?

My kid is dumb. My kid is dumb and damaged. What is my kid is dumb and damaged. Double D. If I, double D. Double D. D. We call...

Diddly, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb. All right, relax. Dom, dumb, dumb, okay. This is... Dom-da-dum, dumb-da-dum. You're just... Sound like South Park now. Is that Dan-D-D-D-N-D-A?

Yeah, but dumb-d-d-d-d-d-oh. Oh, okay. Stupid. Anyway, yeah, the Super Bowl happened. I think... I didn't watch it. I never... I actually totally fucking forgot that it was happening.

Like, sincerely. I was, I started... I was, like, I was, like, streaming on Sunday. I was like, ah, I got nothing to do today. Yeah. I streamed there. It was like, you're streaming exactly when the Super Bowl is happening.

I'm like, what? I had no idea. That's funny. I don't even... I just want to see a halftime show what was going to happen. I don't even think I ever care about that. Like, I cared about this one in particular because it's fucking funny. It's probably the most viewed one of all time.

I'd have to probably say... This is the one, I mean, especially in not only, it's not... It's because of Kendrick, but it's because of what we were wondering what Kendrick was going to do. Exactly. Yeah. And so it was, people were on, like, really, like, Like, oh, is it going to?

And then so much so that they baked it. He baked it into the performance of like, is he going to do it? Is he not going to do it? Like you had those narrator chicks. Like, it was kind of like, no, he wouldn't kind of a thing. And then he finally. It's, it is. It's so much more than just the fuck you to drink.

Because it is a fuck you to drink. Sure. In a. Another victory lap. But it's not, but this one isn't as, it isn't as spiteful as that. Because it's like, he has a message while he's doing it. He's like, obviously I'm worried. the A minor chain.

I'm wearing the flared pants, the Canadian flared pants. You know, like, I'm gonna call you a fucking, oh, what's called, I'm gonna make fun of the fact that you like minors. I'm gonna do that shit. Yeah. But like, the whole performance was more than that, I guess. Of course. And he was, and I think that's what he like. I feel like it was more spiteful, actually.

I think it was more than ignoring. Because it's at the Super Bowl. Yeah. It's William's fucking crib wagon. Everyone said a, bro, it was loud. It was loud enough that you could hear it through the audio equipment that Kendrick had on. Yeah, it peaked.

It peaked the audio for the stream. It was, uh, it was, that was, that was, that was a beautiful moment. It was a good moment, yeah. And it was, uh, very obvious to people that aren't aware of the situation, why they thought, say, I asked my mom, she was like, what did you think of the, what did you think of the performance? or my mom she said What did you think of the performance? And I said like, no, it was good.

Like probably, and I said this because I knew where she was coming from like probably underwhelming compared to some of the other performances. She's like, yeah, like I think so. And because she doesn't know about any of this shit, this fucking beef between them. Oh, yeah. It's a meta performance. Like if you're not in the loop, you're not going to, it's. Exactly. There was so much like, like say you want to talk about subversion.

That was a subversive performance and also. Kendrick is somebody who lives in metaphor and subcommittee. text. So it's to the point where I saw tweets and I couldn't believe this because there were people on the right that were like, oh, I'm glad at least this performance was pretty patriotic. Oh my God. Yeah. I was cracking the fuck. I saw some old lady saying that. You're lying, right? I saw some old lady watching it on TikTok and he was like, at least it's patriotic. And I'm like, because they had the American flag. Had a matter of flag. Deliberately stupid. Uncle Sam and oh, I know this old black man. He's the one that says motherfucker all the time. That is kidding, right? No, I'm not talking. These are not real people, though.

It's very much. They're real voters. Raised this machine on the freaking well-h-out-on-X-N-O-N-I would be like, hey, don't say it. And they were like, oh, when Rage Against Machine went on. Yeah, that's right. I forgot. It was BBC. They were on the BBC.

What happened? I didn't see this. This is obviously years ago. We were kids. We were children. We were kids. But it was, they were on BBC, and they were doing like a performance for the BBC. and they were doing...

Bulls. No, no, they weren't doing bulls. They were killing in the name of, I think. Yeah, and then they were... Do the different songs, yes. And then they said, they asked them, like, don't say... What, the end? Fuck you.

I won't do what you. And so they started, like, I won't do what you tell me. And then eventually, like... And then they're cut away. And it's like amazing. It's awesome. He got a few off. He got, like, a good three off.

That's good. And then they cut away. I don't know. Okay. I can't believe they asked them. Like, have you met them? Have you met that group? The fucking phrase.

Literally the thing, hey, when you say, I won't do what you tell me, can you not say fuck you before that? It's such an insane. Like, to even make that request feels insane.

It does. They are like, you're better off having like a technician on the side, just ready to turn it off. Mute it. Yeah. When they say like every, yeah.

Well, that would have, that literally should have been. Just mute them. Like. And then play the audio track over. That would be good. Played an audio track over. And there's a few moments where it's just off and he's like, Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the script.

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Amazing. It's like the Bruce Springsteen stuff. It's like the, what is it? Born in the USA. Yes. Yes. I love born in the USA. Or like fucking Creedens Clearwater Revival. It is amazing how many That is tragic. Isn't that insane? Tragic. You're kidding. They don't know. They don't know the of those songs. They don't understand. Like, fortunate son is completely over like they don't get it. It's kind of amazing. You're lying though. No, I'm not kidding. Not even a little bit. I do think it, I do think it has to do with the fact. I do think it has to do with the that it's just like, I don't know. Like, I don't want to say if you're right when you don't make art because that's

not necessarily true. Statistically, like, I would imagine it's like probably like 70 per 70, 30, right? Of like, if you're going to make art, chances are this is 70% chance you're like a left-leaning guy, 30% chance that you might be right. I cannot, like, I've never met a conservative artist in my life, like genuinely. I've definitely met a conservative artist. I've never met a conservative artist in my life. I mean, Marty O'Donnell is one.

I think Mario Donald ended up there now, but he probably wasn't initially. No, I think, I think Mario Donald's very clearly, like, a conservative dude. I think he ended up there. I don't think in his most artistic point he was. That's kind of irrelevant at the point. If you end up there to my, in my opinion, that's what you are. I don't know. Well, I don't know about that, but I just, I just have no opinion on that.

I can't say anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. But, like, because somebody who, there's a lot of people say in the, who we came up with on YouTube that were kind of, I would say, they weren't into politics but they were probably somewhere on the left just by default and then once that movement started happening they kind of just ran to the right

and I still think they're not actually serious people but the people who are actually like oh I care about politics and they're conservative it is you I mean yeah it is very fucking few and far between to find someone who's like yeah I like to experiment and I like to

think about colors and deeper meanings between things. You're not going to You're not going to read into that. Like, it's like, Kid Rock isn't making, you know? Art. Yeah.

Yeah. Dude, that was one of my favorite. Could you, could you make a note of Kid Rock? Oh, we're going to talk about him right now. Oh,

you're going to talk about it. Oh, because I love what happened with it where he was like, what did he say to Ken? He was like on, he was on Twitter and he said something about like, what do you say? I don't know.

It was about the halftime show. He was like, I didn't see that. Something else happened with him. He said something along the lines of like, who the fuck is this guy, like, Or like worst

Worst Worst show or whatever Oh no No it wasn't Kid Rock It was Ted Nuggen They're all the same Oh

I mean He's Ted Nugent said Who the fuck is this guy And then And then Or like He was making fun of Kendrick

And then somebody else Was like You're literally a pedophile And he blew him the fuck out The ratio is insane It's like 70,000 to 15 And it's like There are so many of those

That is such a diabolical Where he's like Lusting over one we're a 13 year old fucking kid there's yeah that isn't that isn't um Moses Jones that that isn't well that's kid rock no that's what I'm saying these are so yeah like that where he said what does he say

um something about statutory is mandatory but I say it's mandatory and I'm like that's in that's an insane it's it's insane as Rick Ross writing his shit where it's like why are you openly putting this in your song I I hate to say I love that song's how hypnotic the beat is Yeah, that song's beat is ignited.

The pedophile song? Yeah. I get it. It all makes sense. It all makes sense. It's like the Pipey Piper drawing those kids into the cave. It's literally. The Pied Piper?

What is, that is what a fucking name drop. What an old. You don't know about the Pied Piper. I know. It's just an insane. A lot about the Pied Piper. What are you mean? What do you be?

Wait, what is that? Well, exactly. How'd you want up me in the situation? Because I Have you been piped? Have you been piped? I have I

I almost got pipe piped That's crazy This dude was playing A white man And a flu in a force And he's like I'm gonna go hang out with him It was Jethro Toll

He was He almost got me He swiped at me Oh whoa whoa whoa You were like Wait you broke out of me Right in time and ran off I don't know

The Pipeers is such a thing Like I would Like it's a reference That like a medieval peasant would make Guys, I say this a lot and you guys seem to forget. I was raised by an old person. Not from the medieval times. What the hell you talk?

No, no, no, but British stuff. So, yeah. British stuff, the Jamaican guy, the Caribbean dude. Yeah. What does Britain have to do with Jamaica? What does Spain have to do with Puerto Rico, you know? Not a thing. It's weird.

How do wise be the same language as a guy in Europe? That's fucking strange. So wait, what happened with Kid Rock? What happened with Kid Rock? I realized that I mixed him in Ted Nugent's up. Yeah, they basically, Kid Rock is like Ted Nugent Light, essentially. They're like each other's alter ego, but they're the same person, so it doesn't matter. The weird thing is like, Mr. High, but there's...

It's Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jekyll. I'm changing into my soul. I'm still, I'm still a racist, but like I go by a different. name at night. Bruce Wayne and Wayne Bruce. Wayne Bruce. That's the beauty of two first names. That is.

I'm Wayne Bruce dressing his same clothes with different shoes. Usain Bolt and Bolt Usain. Shoot. I haven't heard. What is he? Is he even around? Is he still do stuff? I think he ran away.

He just ran so fast. He ran into space. He ran away. He escaped everything. He ran, he had a final run, he ran into the sunset. Some say he's still running. Through the ocean. Like he's running on water because he's so fast.

He got injured really bad in his last race, like really bad in his final race. He was also up like that. What do you mean? What did he trip? Tripping at that speed, it must be crazy. That's, yeah, yeah. He's running. Because what does he run?

Like 50 miles an hour? Guys, he's still a human. He's not Sonic the hedgehog. I mean, running as fast. If I fell at the fastest. speed that I could run if I tripped, I would, I would do some pretty bad damage to me. Yeah. But you're not sonic the headtop.

Especially if I was running at like a bunch of open face knives. Yeah. Yeah. If you walked into those knives, it'd be hurt too. What's the scenario that you'd be, uh, walking in? I don't know, maybe like a knife salesman drops all of his things. How many people have killed people like that, you think? Like through like a series of like genuine misfortune, like unfortunate events?

It is holding a knife. But it's on camera so that you can tell he didn't do it on purpose. I would bet that a solid, now this isn't a high number. That's unfair. That's really unfair at that moment. No, I was saying it's still manslaughterers, though. You're still fucked. That's, yeah, I don't know how I feel about that. But yeah.

Is that a felony, manslaughter? I think it's a degree one, right? Or degree two? I actually don't. I would, I don't want to confidently say yes. You know what I'm saying? Like it's it sounds like it depends it depends on the degree, I guess. Of the vehicular manslaughter.

Let's ask our legal analyst. Let's cut over to our legal analyst. Oh, fuck, we don't have one. We don't have that camera set up. He is in the corner of the room. We don't have the camera set up. Yeah, so he can't. Yeah.

He has a mic boat. Since we're not having a camera on him, we can't do anything. He's not allowed to speak unless the camera's on him. And he's really committed to that. What if you guys pan over in another white hand enters frame and waves behind Derek? You don't have always wanted to do. I would leave, I mean, I would, I was got out. I had an idea for like a video.

What? And it wasn't necessarily, it wasn't like an idea for the video. It was an idea for like a shot in the video where like I wanted to cut to like me holding something. But it was your hand. That would be dope. And just like not acknowledged the fact that like I had like a stand in hand. It was like clearly like a way bigger black hand. And it's like I'm treating it like it's mine.

That'd be great. I've always wanted to. Like I. I think about that shot in family guy where Stewie jumps out the window and it cuts to like this like fake, this grown-ass man. This grown-ass, man. This grown-ass, man. And his, in his tight clothes falling. Yeah.

And I think about that. I love that gag so much. But it's like the Michael Jordan bit where he's, probably, the mom dunks, but it's clearly. Yeah. Fucking, what to call it, um, Alcinders, whatever his name is. Yeah. I said Alcinders. Fucking, Cream Abdul-Jabbar.

No, Alcinders, you're right. That's crazy. I just said that out loud. I don't, I don't even understand why you would do that. It's crazy. It's like, that's crazy. That's crazy. My grandma knows him and she would also call him

because it was his name first. Yeah, like his own name. And my, that is Anyway, it's like, it's like, oh, who is Cassius Clay? Like, no one does that. No one fucking does that. Oh, yeah, Kid Rock.

I want to bring this up. Yeah, yeah. So he didn't do, it was just just showing that this guy is a massive fucking loser. He was on stage at some dumb, I don't know, some country bullshit. Yeah. And he's trying to get everybody to

clap fucking wheat field or something he's trying to get everybody to clap and there's maybe like 30% of people clapping and then he's just like you okay there buddy I'm gonna cry that's so funny I'm thinking of someone throwing a maltop at him in a weed field like he's clapping here right

clapping and one guy's just that's right to throw it like that too it really suddenly like three frames of an interact like he's sprinkling dust You have no time to react at all. You notice it when it's like here. Yeah.

Is it, oh, that's a monster. Essentially, I don't know if you notice it until you're on fire if it's done that fast. You probably think, oh, bottle. Then you're just, well, now you're done. Is that a fly? So, so yeah, what a kid? So he was in a wheat field. Yeah, he was in a wheat field in a country concert in a wheat field, right?

And he got 30% of the audience. there to see him to clap, which is crazy. He was like, hey, clap, clap everybody to this song. And then he was like, they're all off beat. Basically, I mean, they're, yeah, rhythmless. And they were like, he basically was like, Rhythmless behavior. If y'all ain't gonna clap, then fuck you.

And then he just walked off stage. Nice. Like, as if, like, I was like, what is the, what are you, what point are you proving? Dude, even, even Ninja didn't walk off stage when he couldn't get all those people in New York City to floss. It's, it's literally, it's not like, That's never once in any point in history,

an artist walking off stage has never been cool. Yeah. At any, there's no like, it's always fucking stupid. Yeah, and an artist still hasn't. Yeah, but the thing is, it's like, when, can you think of a scenario when like an artist stops playing is like, oh yeah, this is, this is good. This is a good thing.

Like, this was great. I don't understand what goes through people's minds. The only thing that I can even think about that's even close to that is, Larry David because Larry David used to do stand up and like when people just wouldn't get

the joke he would leave he would just leave just wrap up the joke and leave but then the comedians would all watch it because like they wanted that to happen they wanted him to just leave in the middle of his set

and just leave an empty 10 minutes like that's what I'm saying which is hilarious that is funny that's like a norm level of just like when like when Norm would like bomb at like the roasts that he would do you like he would come with like a joke book

from like the 1700s or whatever and all the comedians be fucking laughing at that stuff And everyone in the audience is like... Yeah. Like, it's funny to us. But like if I, if, say, for example, if I paid money for Larry David and then he's like,

oh, not enough of you, you don't get it. I'm out of here. I'd like, what the fuck? Well, you wouldn't be paying money for Larry David at that point. Like, he, that was open mic shit. You know what I mean? Of course. That would have me in tears probably.

I'm like, this is crazy to laugh. To me, it's, I like, uh, it could be one of those money well spent moments too, depending on like how... Like, Kramer at the laugh factory, I would pay so much money to be there. That is something that I will never be able to see again. And it makes me sad.

That's a special video. She's like recovered or whatever. But it's like, come on, dude. We need more people like flipping the fuck out. Yeah. Having like a racist moment. And then people just being able to be like that. Who tried to attack somebody on stage like a year or two ago?

Chappelle almost got attacked. That's what somebody tried to attack with him. It's a guy that had a knife. Was that a knife gun? I forgot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, they beat the fuck out of that guy. They beat that guy pretty bad.

Imagine me at that show. Like that's fucking, that's awesome. But there's something special about that laugh factory video of Kramer, man. Because that's like the first- He falls apart. Because I genuinely think one year earlier, that wouldn't have been a problem. Because there wouldn't have been fucking video of it. That's like at the, that's like at that early point.

You know what I mean? Where like there was enough people with like access to video at all times to even get that. Kramer wasn't caught up. He wasn't, he wasn't thinking like, oh, I should watch what I say. not because it might be be filmed. Someone might be sneaking a camera. You know what it's like?

Magic, dude. You know what it's like? It's the way I feel about like if you're a racist in the modern era where you could just look up these things, right? There's like so much access of information available to you

that like being ignorant there's really no excuse for it. Yeah. Whereas like if I don't know to me like 1860s you're in like a fucking wheat field you've only ever met 10 people. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman

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You still shouldn't be a racist But I'm not nearly as upset at you 100%. That's kind of the thing That's with Kramer for me I was like damn, I feel bad Completely I mean I was thinking about like say

Because people were talking about the election Like oh how did we get hoodwinked again And the only thing that's really upsetting Is that like what you just said Like the access of information Versus like say back then This has happened many times before Like I was even, I was looking into, I was learning all about the okay corral and Doc Holiday and all that bullshit.

The okay corral, the restaurant? You mean golden crawl, you fucking imp? Yeah. Stay with me. I love okay corral. Yeah, so I was talking about the famous restaurant, the okay corral. And yeah, I was learning how J.P. Morgan was involved somehow. Is that true?

Well, in the okay corral. I haven't looked down. Anyway, long story short, it was just like the subversiveness of the, of who was the present at the time and who they got to become the present afterwards just by someone who completely flip-flopped, completely. Yeah. And but you would expect people like that dumb to fall for that shit back in the day because they only had town newspapers and then nothing else. Right. Yeah. So, I mean, imagine living in life and you've seen seven people and all of a sudden there's a black one.

Yeah. It's probably scary. Like, the hell's that thing? What the fuck? I don't agree with it being terrifying, but I've also seen relatively every kind of person now.

Yeah, we can't relate. And then a green motherfucker shows up and I'd be like, whoa, what's that? You're green? We can't relate

because we can get that tan? You can get that tan? I didn't know you can get that tan. I didn't know a person could be so dark and disgusting. Disgusting. You're fucking frightening me. Are you more strong at night time?

Are you covered in oil? Are you okay? What's trying to want me? I feel like my immediate reaction. If I haven't seen, if I never saw a black person, I'd probably be like, are you okay? You know what I mean? Like if I didn't know that it was possible to look different, I saw somebody who looked, who was like a black person for the first time. I mean, even babies do that.

It would be more like concern and less fear. Like, are you right? My nephew, when I first was around him, I was the only black person in that family pretty much. So he would like, you would glare at me. Yeah. He'd be like, oh, what you're different. You're different looking. Now he adores me, but when I was young

He was like, what the? You just, it was like, yeah, it was, it was confusion and curiosity, but I don't think it was like, it wasn't bigotry. It was disdain. It was just like, oh, what's that? He's just glaring at you. I remember the first time I saw, I remember the first time I saw a really old person

and that kind of scared me? Yeah. Because, I don't know, they look kind of like Halloween masks at a certain point. Yeah, yeah. The first time I saw an Asian person that was striking to me for sure. What? When I was like, at least the first time I remember, at least I was like, I don't remember.

I was like 24 years old. I was terrified. Like 24, I was terrified. I was like, what the fuck's going on there? 24. So that age a person for the first time at 24 in New York. That's so wild. Being a black person watching all these kung fu flicks and being like, wait a minute.

Never went to Chinatown? That's fucking insane. I like the ape. I come up to them. Jesus Christ. Do you remember that park in... That's crazy. Do you remember that park in Chinatown?

Do you remember that park in Chinatown? I can't remember what it was called. It was like a small. It was like a lot. But they were like the rats would play in the park in Chinatown. No. You just saw them like having a good time? Dude, they were just romping.

Wow. It's crazy. It's gross. I love New York but also. God damn. It's a dirty-ass park, man. China sounds particularly... Well, not maybe not.

now actually. I haven't been the time. It's actually a lot cleaner than it used to be, which is crazy. I imagine. It's also a lot emptier. New York is empty as shit compared to when I grew up. I went to Manhattan and I was like, why are so many stores not here?

Yeah, they're like... Shock the fuck out of me. It was like, this is not here. Yeah, there's not a sustainable... It's because all of our money is being looted by incredibly rich people. Yeah. But, yeah, there's a lot of storefronts

that are kind of empty. It's crazy. St. Marks is kind of like reorganized entirely now. It's weird. It's crazy. a city with so much poverty, yet there's so much money being taken from the people in it. Wow, amazing. Insane, right?

It's cool. Cost of living in there is so insane, but also, let's not help them. Fuck them. They're mostly minorities. Dude, every time I walk around in any city, right, and I see the benches with the fucking... The bars. I just call them anti-bum. I just call them anti-bum.

I don't know what they actually call them. Anti-bomb bars? Yeah. I don't know what they actually call them, but yeah. There's like a term that's, like, really official for it. No, no, no, like the concept, somebody in the, somebody in the odds will know. It's like, like, hostile architecture or something. Something like that.

That sounds something, yeah. But, uh, it, it pisses me off every time I see it. Yeah. Like the rail in the middle of the bench. I would go through it. People can't sleep there. I would just go through it. Just do, just do whatever.

You know how many, one thing I appreciate it at nighttime? What? How many bench sustained me at nighttime to New York City? Dude, I, I will say, just do you. I appreciate, I don't know if it's still this way, but it was there. It was this way the last time I was there, which was pretty recent. Union Square Park still has the long benches. You could take a nap on the bench.

Mm-hmm. Fucking awesome. I took a nap on the bench in Union Square last time I was there. And it was awesome. I love that. You can't do that anymore because now you just fall through it onto a bed of spikes. Because God for. It's like the spikes from fucking, it's like, it's like the spikes from fucking Niff for Speed.

Thousands of dollars. Thousands of dollars on spikes when they could have just like opened up another homeless shelter. Yeah, yeah. Better infrastructure, helping security. Has there ever been, I think there's no more perfect, like, metaphor for, like, literally putting a Band-Aid

on, like, a searing fatal wound. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, the whole idea, it's like, oh, let's just make the bench is impossible to nap on. That'll fix homelessness. That is America.

It's so crazy. If you look at the country, you're right. If you look at this country, like, fundamentally, there are problems. And instead of fixing the problem, problems, we put cement over it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Constantly. And it's like, why are we not fixing these problems? Sometimes cement is the best way. Like when somebody's like deeply irradiated. Well, yeah, there's that. Yeah, if we need. You need lead.

You need lead, then cement, then lead. You need lead, then cement first, though. You need lead, then cement again. Yeah. And then you bury them in lead. And then cement again. How many Eldridge demonic creatures you think are probably like cemented and in the ocean right now? Like, like, oh, we caught Jason Vorreiber.

We put him in a fucking vat full of cement and titanium. Do you remember? That's not enough, man. It's not enough. No. Do you remember when they found it that giant squids were real? I don't remember when, but like I just. I don't.

I'm not asking you like if you remember. Oh, that was like, I'm not asking like for the date. Chris, this wasn't in our lifetime. Like this wasn't like a thing that we experienced. We did. No, literally. Chris, no. The existence of giant squids were confirmed in like late 90s or 2000s.

I'm not even joking. I'm pretty sure I'm going to say. I don't remember. I just remember reading. I'm going to look this up. I'm pretty sure it happened before. I was looking books when I was little and I was like, oh, these are things. Look it up.

I'm actually like 70% sure I'm right though. What is the fucking? It was like shockingly a recent. When did giant squids come out? Oh, man. I got asked my brother about there was a scientific magazine that we used to get. I can't remember what is. Maybe I had like discovery in it or something.

I don't know. But I remember learning about giant squids in the 90s, so maybe that year right about that. Yeah. I remember showing like their lengths. Like, oh, the average length of like the biggest one. It was showing a tennis court. And I was like, that's so crazy. I was like, that's disgusting.

Yeah, but it was like, and let's not, don't be confused. They've been, they've been mythologized for a long time. But like they found one in like, I think like the 1990s. I'm pretty sure. But whatever. It's kind of imagine what the fuck's in the ocean, man It's scary The amount of weird shit that there literally probably are

Fucking Cthulhu type things There saw a video of an angler I think they're aliens Oh, squids Well, well in general In general In general, I think they're just there are aliens on there Oh yeah maybe

Because I think I think octopuses are a sign That something fell from the sky Like well after we were born Like I think they're just Because they don't really They're not like anything else Well I'm pretty sure octopuses

have been around since before I was born. Yeah, Chris. Fucking drool falls out of my face. Let's talk about, uh, let's talk about, uh, 1856, Chris. 1856? Yes. What are you talking about? Where?

Read! Where? When we're for Giant Squid. Giant Squid was bequeathed its scientific name Arch, Architethicus. God damn. Architaphicus. Architutut. I can't read that.

Chief squid by Danish geologist Jepid. These names are stupid as fuck. This guy's name is This guy's name is literally Geppetus Steenstrup. The fuck. Fuck the Danish.

That guy got shoved in so many loggers. In 1856, he discovered records of Danish men catching a creature in 1558. Fucking nerd. Is that true? I guess I thought it was more recent. One other rogue.

person. You fucking nerd. Maybe we like found one again in the 90s. There was something in the 90s. I remember there was a book. Like a much larger one or something. There was a book. Yeah.

When we were younger, we opened it and it was the size of its eyeball and it was insanely big. What are you talking about? A giant squid's eyeball. It was like one that was like, it was like a pop out or something? This big. Yeah. It was like a pop out.

It was like this. Oh yeah. It's big. And I was like. Yeah. It's like the size of a giant squid's eye. Yeah. Just about.

Anyway, Kanye, right? Blight. It's blight. I'm just a lonely girl. It's a sliding down. I just think of South Park. Whenever I think of a... Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman,

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It just came out like a few days ago. So Kanye's on Twitter. He's tripping. So there's a little prelude to this, actually. And it's, so Kanye has a friend. I forget this guy's name. But he just launched a new podcast, right? He just launched a new podcast.

Friendier. Yeah, friendier fresht. Bestier Frest. This is falling apart immediately. This guy. So Kanye's friend is a podcast. He did a podcast and he did an interview and it was actually, it was cool the way it was set up because it was, you know, cut into segments and then it was showing behind the scenes of stuff that they were doing working on music, him doing some stuff with his daughter, North. And so it was actually kind of interesting the way that it was cut together. But one thing that I thought was like, uh-oh, something's on the horizon because he said, my wife realized that you have a lot of things that I don't think is, is like mania. Like you're not manic. Like we need to seek out other specialists and a new specialist that he sought said that you're autistic.

You're not manic. And I was like, oh, no. I was like, well, yeah. It's that. I was like, oh, no. So the guy was like, so are you still taking your meds? You know, the guy asked him, but he's like, no, I'm doing other things. And I was like, oh, no, here we go.

And then like two days later, like after that thing dropped, he went insane. And I was like, oh, my God. God, it's this, it, I saw it coming. Like, it was, I hate when you, it's like a dog knowing like the weather is, like, Whirr-R-R-R-R-R-Barr. Your dog barking at the ghost in your bedroom. You're like, what the fuck are you barking at? Shut the fuck up.

This ghost is hovering doing rituals and shit. The devil. I was drug-re-fors. You're like, shut the fuck up. He's like, shut the fuck up. He's just kicking in the rib. That's crazy. Like jokes.

Fuck I hope it kills We're hope it kills it That's insane Yeah So he's off his meds again Because he thinks he's autistic Which I believe he is partially

On the spectrum And he's clearly manic I think he's clearly manic Yeah, you can be both Yeah These aren't like Mutually exclusive It's not like fat and skinny

You can be You can be autistic And actually some people can be both fat and skinny I mean, they had the skinny fat thing, but like, not like... You can be skinny and fat. You can be, like, alcoholism. You can be emaciated on your legs and legs and arms and then be rotunded in a middle.

You got a, you get a beer gut. Like, like some of the people I've built in 2K back in the day. Like, back in the day, you were able to do whatever with their body. So on them, the fattest body, and then their legs and arms were really two things. It's kind of what E.T. is. Stoppable. It'd be unstoppable. Ninety-nine.

All there's the sliders are 99. They were fucking fired. I miss those games where you didn't have to, you could do whatever you wanted back in the day. I miss not having to respect. I miss not having to respect the laws of the world in games you play. Yeah. Well, because they were games.

Yeah. Especially, yeah, because all these things, the basketball simulators, the football, they're fucking, to me, they're boring as shit now because I'm like, bro, I'd way rather just play football or basketball

than just play completely at the highest level of, like, that shit's boring to me, dude? Do you ever have like a desire to want to like that stuff though? I feel it sometimes. Like sometimes I'm like, damn, I really wish like, I don't know, sometimes I look at like Sim City or something. And I'm like, I kind of wish I wanted to play this. Because there is something.

I played Sims. But like I mean just like actively like, I think I'm going to spend time in Sim City and like build a city and like plan it out. Yeah. Because I actually think it's like, I feel like of the video games that you can play, that's probably actually like kind of. I could see that. being kind of good for your like mental

I don't know I feel like it's like almost like the brain games and stuff Yeah I should you mean No just like planet like I don't know there's something No it's I feel like there's something to it Stimulating for sure yeah yeah And I'm just like I wish I cared but like every time I I don't care about there's no explosions

Yeah For me I don't like the games that is don't care about the goings on Of lesser creatures you know I don't feel that way but I get at all I just don't feel like what I care about you're a fucking You're not even a human You're not even a lie If I heard you can't scream

and I can make you not scream I just don't care I know it sounds very sociopathic it might be but I just don't care I just don't care about those creatures I care about real people not much but like more than that

So before this becomes another Kanye He's about to hop on Twitter right now Yadav Yiddler was Yadav Yiddler made me laugh Yadav Hitler is funny That is a funny name It works Yidov Yitler made my day

I was like come on Oh, it's Hitler? Yeah, Hitler. Yeah, Hitler. Yitler is so stupid. That shit made me laugh pretty hard. But, yeah, he's, like, I saw this one screenshot of just, like, three tweets in a row that would, like, they were insane.

It was, like, from Trump and then Kanye and then, uh, it was like, some other, it was, like, outrageous. And you're like, damn, it really was, like, the state of Twitter. Yeah. I think it's like Kanye saying, I love Hitler. And which is, by the way, I don't know. We're talking about this because it's notable kind of, but, like, that is just what Twitter is. Like, it's not really that surprising, you know? Yeah. Like, I think he thinks it's more

shocking than it is. Yeah. So it's pretty clear that his, uh, because he already did his whole Hitler thing on Alex Jones. It was pretty- That was way crazier. Yeah. He was live and he was wearing a mask. He was wearing some fucking weird NASCAR jacket. It was the first time he'd ever done anything like that. So, so, so shocking. This time, the only thing that was truly shocking was the length of his tirade. It went on for days. For non-stop. So I was like, oh, he probably just took Short naps in between. Yeah, he's on some too mad shit. Yeah, it was.

It was like too mad. We got too mad's not live anymore. Yeah, he's dead shit, yeah. Fuck it with Overwatch 2 fucking left open. He's too dead. You think he's still matchmaking? Yeah, I think he's, no one turned it off.

Leave it on. Leave it on. Let's pay respect. Pay respect to Too Mad. Leave him in the queue. Oh my God. He's got his account blocks so many times. You got to be reports.

I know. He's untraceable because there's so many accounts. You don't know which ones are, you know, real and which ones have substance? It sounds like the paradox of like if everybody on planet Earth got their information stolen, it would be as if nobody did

because there would be so much information to sift through that it would be virtually pointless. Yeah. I wouldn't have to happen so bad because I want to see what people. Like I want, like people's internet you to get revealed and this would be fucking hilarious.

Well, like, uh... It's hilarious. People watching like fucking people fucking fucking butterflies like that. That was my way. my discord, I think, sorry. They probably didn't hear that.

If it came through, I just, because that bothers me. I just wanted to point it out that was an error. Yeah. But I was not in a conversation recently, I think like literally like two days ago about whether, like, whether, like, so obviously Kanye's going crazy. And he's obviously like canceled if you, I hate that term because it doesn't mean anything. He's not, he, I think he, I think he's done himself in his time. actually. I don't know.

He's so rich already. Like, it doesn't matter. I think, yeah, I think he's still rich enough to exist, but like, I think he's probably like,

but, so I was thinking about like the, so I was thinking about like the, so I was thinking about like the, so I was thinking about like, man, they, they,

they, they kicked him off the show, and then the show tanked, and then everybody lost their job because the show failed because nobody wants to see fucking, nobody wants to see that show if Kevin Spacey's not on it.

Right. Do you feel, so, okay. Follow me on this. Is it more ethical to fire him and then put all those people out of work than it is to be like, this guy fucked up? We're going to keep doing the show. But every time we do a press tour for the show, we're going to bully the shit out of him the entire time.

And we're going to make it clear nobody likes working with him. And he's essentially a slave to the show. He has to work with a group of people who don't like him. he's going to be like permanently abused every time we have to do like a press cycle everybody beats up on him and then the show can continue and then people can watch it then like those people can have sustained income and they don't have to lose their jobs oh cool well that is so I like I like the premise of that I I think I like it too I see this oh really see you know what I would have liked that for the Kevin Spacey situation where because it's since it was such a blindsided thing right at this point not for Kanye I'm saying It doesn't employ anybody. It doesn't affect it in that way. Oh, yeah. I was just talking generally, like in the concept of...

To me, it has to be, the scenario has to be like a blindsided thing. If they're, say, for example, if somebody escaped, like, say if Kevin Spacey escaped his cancellation or whatever. Right. And then House of Cards comes back, and then it turns out, you know, he gets exposed for doing something even worse. And so I would be like, all the people then... Let's say he not only did he you know What make passes at a teenage boy or something Yeah, yeah something like that

He like he He has like piles of teenage boy bodies In his basement or something right Like he collects their asses Like they're all the asses In the freezer He has an ice box full of teenage butts Icebox full of teenage butts

And so they find it Such a brutal way to say fridge So they That's different though Yeah, but you know I mean, come on We had an ice box But it didn't have any tated butts in it

You know, but That shit was crazy Like I remember seeing Because the icebox is just a freezer That like like It's just like one of those free You know You see them in restaurants all the time

It's a freezer like Where you get ice cream from Like in the sun like Essentially That's not the definition of icebox But that's what they are though Quite literally But is an ice box

The type of freezers That just like have ice around the edges Well it's You know what I'm talking about? Basically it's it's an all encompassing now because it literally used to be an Ix box, right? I guess so, yeah, it's like colloquialism. Yeah, so you just, boop, it was an ice box,

and then now it's just, it's a freezer that looks like a fucking chest, essentially. Yeah, because I remember, like, my aunt in the Bronx, she had a fridge, and I was always fascinated by it because it was literally, like, the edges of the freezer were ice. And I was like, this is so cool. Really?

Was it just, like, iced over, or was it just? I don't know if it was iced over? I don't know. It didn't come with ice. That's what I mean, well, I mean, maybe you install the ice after. Yeah, I genuinely, like, I didn't understand what I was seeing. You'll explain yourself out of it eventually.

How does a freezer get iced over, though? It just... Condensation, moisture, all that shit. I have not done anything to my freezer at all. And there's no ice in there, you know what I mean? I think it, yeah, it just, I think that does happen. It just, it does build up that, like, type of frosty glacier shit. You can chip out it.

Yeah. She must have that freeze. fridge for like 50 centuries. Because I don't understand it was so small. It was so small. You could fit like very few things in there because so much of the freezer space was just ice. She just never

like unplugged it and dumped the fucking excess water. I think I think if she does that it's more ice immediately. You plugs it back in. Well dude even I look at it. I'm thinking like damn so unplug it drain it of water like no yeah it's a hassle what a hassle.

Just let it keep freezing You just let it It's important You can just keep in like one box of hot pockets Yeah It literally was you could fit Maybe a tub of ice cream in there And that was it

Very very practical Very worthy energy How did it get to that point? That is fucking awesome Were they throwing Was your aunt throwing water in the enclosure I'm exaggerating I originally

Yeah Would you ever freeze bubbles Of course I blow bubbles into the freezer And the bubbles Would freeze in a corner of the freezer Yeah I grabbed them and then I throw them at my parents

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Like they've done it more than once. You did a lot of times. The point where your dad started to suspect of whether you're a Viet Cong or not, he's like, what's going on? This guy keeps like... He didn't woke up with a rifle in his mouth. You don't speak Vietnamese, do you? Yeah.

are you co-intel pro you a double agent co-intel pro is wild I haven't heard that in a long time Listen to me boy What is this I have something written here about a plane Yeah another plane fell out the sky

That can't be It can't be true Yeah one yesterday One fell out Oh man We didn't even finish Kanye What are we doing? Oh yeah sorry

I don't remember like There's like there's many of the The Kanye arcs It's deep and far Yeah the amount of shit that he did post because it was we were getting out it was clear that he was, it seemed like he was trying

to actually get booted off, but it was pretty obvious since it's Elon's thing he's not going to do it. Right, yeah. And I think Connie didn't understand that. Because he started posting, he was saying the most agreed to stuff ever, like, he did say one thing that. Didn't Elon unfollow him also?

Probably, I didn't know that. I saw something that might not be, I don't know. I didn't know that, but to me it would if I were Elon, I would. Like, you could still just kind of, even though he's the one that brought him on, he literally text him to come back on the platform. Yeah, like Elon reached out to Kanye.

Hello, Kanye. Yeah, he's like, can you please come back to that? Come on the, come on up. You're a Nazi, and I would really love to have you on my platform. I really love, I really love you guys. I really love you guys. I mean, he's proved it, so. Yeah, evidently.

Yeah, so, yeah, he was doing it. He put hardcore porn on. He said that one thing that was funny. he was saying, what was it, like, being, what did he say, being fat is, uh, what did he say? It was, uh, is, is sexual assault? Because like, because like, when I see you, like, I'm sexually assaulted or something. Did you see that tweet? I didn't, I haven't seen any of them.

Oh, I just, I haven't been on Twitter. I just saw screenshots of all of them, actually. Do you have all of them? Yeah. I have some of them. I have all of them. Let me see. I'm going.

Yeah, read them out. Let's get a little, let's get a little, uh, taste. Get a little book club going. A little book club Could you theoretic That is insane That looks like code That looks like someone programming

That's so much Let me see Let me read some of these Yeah Where's the fuck's that sexual All white people are racist Jewish people I actually hate white people

And use black people I hate the way rappers Dress I hate rappers Smiley face smiley face I changed my mind when I feel like it I mean, fair What is, what Elon stole my Nazi

So I get the inauguration. Yo, my guy, get your own third rail. What does that mean? Let me, let me cut him real quick. This is what he said about. They said, fat bitches are sex offenders. I see them and I'm sexually offended. Making lingerie for fat bitches is like giving knives to little kids.

They gun hurt somebody. If you find yourself in a fat bitch pussy, just remember it's because you're broke. And I'm like, dude. That's like a tight five. That sounds like a bit. Actually, it's structured like stand up.

That's why I was like, what the hell? Why? Hitler was so fresh. Let him cook. He's the fresh prince of Berlin. There's, the fresh prince of Austria.

I'm trying to find the ones. I guess that would be more accurate. I guess is, of course, another slavery is a choice. Remember when he was on TMZ when he said that and then one of the TMZ guys got like really fucking mad at him. That was a while ago. That was probably

2018. No, that's more. No, when he said slavery is a choice, I think that was before, that was before I moved to California. I don't think that's I don't think that's true. When he said slavery is a choice, that I think it was on TMZ. I think that was in 20s. If that was before, it was like maybe weeks before. 2015. I don't think so.

Look it up. It might be 2015, but like I'm saying that that's not that much longer before you moved here. Like you're saying it like it was like 2012 or something. So six years ago on TMZ. Really? Are you sure? Yes. Oh, so 2019. I made a video about it.

Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, that makes sense. Yeah, I made a video about it. Wait, real? Yeah. When he was on TMZ for sure, because I remember making a video because I was not, I wasn't popping before you say you moved to in 15? 2016.

Yeah, my channel hadn't popped yet. like it was uh the he he went in the first thing he said was something about one of his shows he said he liked trump in 2016 yeah that was his first sign of him being like what the fuck's going on and uh seeing all these people i'm like what the fuck at his show yeah and then uh i do remember that yeah it it couldn't be early i guess it's 18 i guess i guess i'm wrong and he's just like i did some fuckery before i moved out here no he was always well to be fair he's always been doing fucker yeah but he wasn't doing no Trump stuff because the Trump stuff didn't happen until post-2016. Yeah.

The, um, because I had a tweet from like 2009 or I was like, Kanye's a douche. I just retweeted it. What did Obama say? What a dumb piece of shit. And I was like, whoa, why would he say that? Why would Obama say that? John McCain. While they were debating.

John McCain, you are a dumb piece of shit hard art. Anyway. I have to say harder because we're on the grandest of stages. That was good. We're on the grandest of stages. This is Madison Square Garden. This is Madison Square Garden. Obama versus McCain at Madison Square Garden would have gone hard.

That would have. Dude, what the God? I long for those. It's so fucked up that I long for those things. I long for even Romney when it was Obamny. When we were like, fuck these motherfuckers. Because I saw Obama was like, yo, I want to give you guys some health care. Like he was president of my cool and he's like

I'm gonna just steal this niggas plan Like from Romney's plan from Massachusetts I was like wait What are we doing like or Connecticut or whatever? And I was just like dude this isn't That's how we fucking want Was it Massachusetts or that was Connecticut? No he's he was Massachusetts

It's forgive me It's all the same It's so similar to me like in that region Connecticut and Massachusetts are the same It feels I was like whatever There's some people are getting mad I don't care It's too MDV and what you call the Tri-State are just so close to each other. It's like whatever, dude.

Yeah. Like it might as well, like, I feel like Trump's going to make it all one fucking stay at a certain point. He's like, this is all confusing. What the hell is a Delaware? Just put it, mash it all together. Oh, they'll never get rid of Delaware. Why? Why do you say that? Delaware is like where, like, oh, the tax haven? Yeah. That's where everybody's business is registered. Yeah, that is very true. What I was thinking about doing my thing. I hadn't done it. I'm still just a sole proprietor. Yeah. But, yeah, I was just like, oh, yeah, I've never stepped foot in Delaware. but let's do it.

I fucking hate rich people, man. It pisses me off so much. But I mean, at least regular people can kind of take advantage a little bit too. At least there's that. At least they're not swatting us out like if we wanted to do that shit. Sure.

But I just hate that life. It is fucking stupid. It's stupid fucking loopholes. Because Delaware really only exists for that reason. Like, it's so small. Like, what the fuck are you doing? It's a city. It's a large city.

Yeah. Anyway. So, yeah, Kanye is crashing out as his typical. He finally, he left. He left. left, he suspended his own account or he deactivated it. So he left. He didn't get suspended because he did everything to try to get suspended. And he's like, all right, I guess I'm done. This was fun, guys.

He paid for ad space on the Super Bowl, but regional. Same thing that happened with like R.K. Jr. where he had a Super Bowl ad. Because I was like, why the fuck is RFK Jr. on a Super Bowl? Why are they bringing this shit on? And so his regional one was fucking. It actually was funny. What was it? So it's just him.

Long, vertical. He's at the bottom of the screen, you know, so there's this much space. And he's like, oh, well, so, you know, I spent all my money on these teeth. So this is the ad. And he was like, um, he says, um, like four times. Go to usy.com. And then that's it. And it's just like it's so easy.

Go to easy. Go to easy.com. Oh. And you go there. You go there. You click on it. And then it's just shirts with swathly. in the corner is a HH01 or HH1 or whatever. It's just a shirt white tea with a fucking swastika on it.

The funny thing is it's so small on the website too. It's like... That is so crazy. It's just selling. And I think they're cheap. They're relatively cheap. Oh. Because no,

but usually he sells just like he used to sell just plain white tea for $200. Oh yeah, for like $900 or something. And so like relatively... How cheap are they? I mean, I've literally thought about seeing if I could buy. one. I didn't do it, but like it was so cheap that I was like, my friend sent it to me, send me a screenshot of like it on Shopify or whatever. And I was like, that's, I think it was like $20 or $30 or something like that. And I was like, I kind of, that's not cheap enough.

I mean, comparatively. It was like 10 bucks. I would have been all over it. I mean, who sells shirts for 10? It's not even. Well, that's what I'm saying. Like it would be like uncharacteristically cheap. Yeah. That's like losing money. But that's like that's the price of like a good shirt. Yeah. You know, what's the price like at cost if you're buying, you know, that's like, there's no It's no profit you're selling a shirt at $10. Yeah. Yeah. So who's going to do that?

Exactly. Like me, I would sell, I sold, like, fine, like, triblende shirt for, like, $20. And I would profit, like, $3, you know? Yeah, yeah. But I was doing it just because, like, I just, I wasn't really trying to make money off of merch at that time when I was doing YouTube. It was just more of, like, I want people to wear my shit and see where it ends up. Yeah.

Yeah. And then I saw, like, even though I don't like Adam Carroll. there's like a picture of Adam Carolla with my stupid fucking like zombie merch and I'm like that's ridiculous. Is that real? Yeah. What? Yeah. Some fucking guy like, uh, it was like, oh, like I ran into Adam Carolla.

I don't fucking know where the fuck they were at, but like there's this guy with Adam Corolla and I was like, so weird. That's so weird. I used to like Adam Carolla, but then he turned it to like, it's like Jimmy Kimmel and Cirola, this completely made a deal. Like we're going to go complete parallel, like complete opposites. It is interesting. Yeah, because he's like all, uh, Jimmy Camel would. cry every time like a match shooting what happened or something.

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Like, I don't want to, I don't want to say that it's not real because maybe he's just that much of a vagina. Maybe it's true. maybe maybe damn I try to keep a straight face damn it maybe it's true but yeah yeah and then Adam Crowell was like

oh I want this conservative show I forgot what it's called yeah something it's the gym the gym teacher or something is like ah I'm a oh yeah yeah

I don't remember what it's like Mr. Bircham so yeah that's it that's it that's it I know it's not Ben Tiller it's a David Steelead no what's like he when I got No, what you? You're thinking of a, I know exactly, you're thinking of, oh my God, Rob Schneider.

Rob Schneider is like, worst show ever. And I was like Rob Schneider, fucking kill yourself, die. Rob Schneider. I love that his daughter doesn't like him. That's great. I mean, like, it's, she's an artist, of course. Yeah, obviously. You can't respect what he's doing.

El King. L, yeah. Is it L or Ellie? I don't know. Oh, I just assumed this. You're kidding. Yeah. We've had this conversation on the podcast.

We've definitely had this other. I just had a flashback and hit me really hard. I'm like, we're not doing this again. X is and O's. Anyway. Yeah, that I... It's a crazy weekend. God damn it.

I'm so... I am so exhausted by that. The easy... I am a loser. Oh, I'm just going to panter the right, and now I have a clout. I feel... I'm so tired of that, dude. Yeah, they're all... There's a porn star.

I like that fucking turn into our right-wing pigeon. There's a porn star. And I was like, come on, girl. You just your tits You're popular I don't understand You're a Mercedes Carrera Oh god That was

Because she like It was like abuse of her kid or something Yeah yeah Something crazy Some porn star that I met a long time She was a porn star that was involved In like the culture war She did like a thing with Milo I think

Or something I don't yeah Not like a video Mercedes Correra Mercedes Carrera was her in There's some older Latina Yeah I never met her anything But I saw her like in like

I read her person Google Hangouts Oh you did Yeah, I can't remember where, why. It was like a complete random happenstance. It was like, oh, hey, it was on. Oh, hey, dumb bitch, what's up? And then she went crazy and they went, got arrested.

You got arrested. That's crazy. Yeah, so I'm on a bunch of Google Hangouts, like back when Google Hangouts was a thing. And which I kind of missed because it was very easy to just like bring people on your stream or your, your, whatever you were doing. Yeah, it really was. Yeah, it made it a lot. It was so much easier to. Discord is kind of way more annoying.

It is. It's a lot more. Because you've got to like, you've got to go out of your way to like. Because every time I think about like maybe having like, because I would love to have like, to on stream have people come on. Uh-huh. Especially if they like disagree. Because I would love to, not even just to debate necessarily, but it would be fun. Yeah.

To just talk to fucking idiots. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I really did want to go on Tim Poole's show. But then just, I don't know, like eat a tub of ice cream the entire time. Yeah. I just felt like they wouldn't air it. do regret um they they are everything actually when when when when when tim pool no but i would like spit up on their microphone and all sorts of oh well yeah i guess i would have genuinely

damaged their operation yeah so if it was yeah but then it's like well then why were you actually there just to tell the story because they're not going to show it yeah exactly i'd have like someone else filming or something oh that would be cool but uh that'd be cool i do regret i kind of do regret not doing that because i think about it every once in while um when he when he offered me to go on that was when he didn't know that I hated him. Oh, yeah. That's what he somehow, his, I just, I can't get over. I know I've said this before,

there's probably a lot of new listeners since then. When I made a song, so he released a song, a clip of a song that was so fucking cringe. And I said, I'm going to write. So this was on a Tuesday he released it. And then he said, the song's dropping on Friday. And I said, I'm going to write, record, and release a song in three days that's going to be better than that shit.

So I did that. It was going to have the same name called the Only Ever Wanted. Something like that. Yeah. So I put it out and then I said just to like bait people in to make sure. I was like, oh, this song's inspired by Tim, which is literally true. And it's like inspired. It's inspired, which if you, if you're an artist, you write, you know what inspired means.

Right. Yeah. It's not an homage. It doesn't mean it's a cover or whatever, but whatever. Tim Pool's dumbass fans thought it was a fucking cover. It's not even the same lyrics. it's not even remotely the same. It's a great cover, dude.

It's so different. I couldn't, I couldn't fucking believe it. It got to the point where he put his own unique twist on this cover. Somebody send it to a super chat to Tim on his dumbass podcast. And they said, hey, did you check out Derek's cover of your song? And then Tim said, oh, no, I heard that he did it, but I haven't listened to it yet. That's pretty cool. And he's like, we should get him on the show.

And that's when he fucking followed me and DM me. And I was like, I can't fucking believe this. That's so funny because I wasn't even that long. That wasn't. That was like two years or something. Yeah, it was like two years ago. Yeah. That is fucking hilarious. And I was like, I can't fucking believe this. And I was, I was debating with Jojo. I'm like, should I fucking do it, dude? Like, should I? Because, but then I just thought like, what is, is there a real point other than just being lampooning? Do I, but now in hindsight, I'm like, well, yeah, that would have been the only point. That would have been funny. I guess at the time, maybe I just wasn't really feeling like, uh, yeah. I just, I guess at the time I was just not in the, like, the right headspace to be like, oh, let's go fly to West Virginia and fuck with him. But now completely. Yeah, yeah. I wish.

You're right? I'm laughing so much as the idea of you guys going there and just causing a fucking scene. It's so funny. Just like legitimately shitting in the middle of the fucking hallway. You know what? Like fucking throwing shit, pissing on the floor. My thought was that like I would wear I would want to wear squibs.

You know what? Yeah, of course. That's insane. And do what? How would you execute? I never thought too deeply about it. I just thought the idea of just like pretending to get shot and having it look realistic. So you get the gun app.

And so you hear the gun sound. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, there's the gun app. Yeah. Do you remember eye gun? Yes. That's like that stupid app with the beer, the beer thing. And like talking cat.

Classic fucking iPhone 3. Have you ever done the, the, if you ever walked up to like a really old person with like that app? with the beer and drank it and then watch them have a fucking cardiac arrest episode. No, like they fall back and shoot blood out of their ears. Yeah, they fall back and shoot blood out of their ears. Cry semen. They fall back and they hit the ground on their babies.

It's like, what the fuck is that? Dude, they can't, it's crazy. He just restarted. They really can't comprehend it. Yeah, it blows their mind. Old people are funny in that way. Yeah. I always call back to where the first, when my mom saw, my mom and her partner saw me.

playing Resident Evil 5 and they were so like, it looks so real. Yeah, I always call, I think about that so often about just, no, it doesn't. It looks good, but it does. You're playing fucking Vib ribbon and they're like, how are they doing this?

Regimen 5 was such a fond memory for me. It just got ESRB rated. For real? There's an ESRB rating. I'm so excited. I think in some other region, but generally like, if something gets the SRB rated,

it's like, it's pretty clear indication that it's coming in some way. I don't know if it's a remake. I actually think it might just be a... I think it might just be a port. But, uh... A port to what?

What do you mean? It's already ported everywhere. Oh, is it? Yeah. Oh, well, uh, well, maybe... Yeah, where's it not on? I guess I just, I don't know. I just kind of assumed it was stuck on 360 PS3.

Oh, no, I played the shit out of a Resident Evil 5 gold, the gold edition on Steam. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah, well, maybe, yeah, I guess it's a remake. The only, the only bad thing is the, the... Sometimes I feel stupid. It feels a little stupid. soon though when was the resident before we made oh no no it's not soon if it comes on 2026 oh it's

good point well no what isrb oh you mean you think it's gonna come on fall esrb tends to be a lot closer there's don't there's very few games that like have an esrb rating and it's like a long time before they come out okay it's usually like the last step before like a game gets certified so i was thinking um that might be i was thinking i was thinking uh wow that you're thinking i mean if i was thinking first quarter of 2026 but i'm going off of your knowledge. So that would make me... Probably winter.

So... Yeah. Look, stop. It's not perfect. We have to stream that game, actually. Sometimes things fuck up. But more times... Like, Hollow Knight

got ESRB rated and that's still fucking God. I have a friend that works on. That's an anomaly. That's an anomaly. That game is done. Silk Song has been... We have this exact conversation. Yes, we did.

And I still want more information on, so if it is done, why? What's going on? So that's the information. Someone's dick is getting sucked. There's some sort of, they probably lost the rights to Hollow Night. Did you imagine that time? They don't have the rights anymore.

Like, we don't have the rights. Because someone got their dick sucked? He like, he was getting his dick sucked and then he signed over the right to the person. Oh, this feels so good. Here's the rights to Hollow Night. That is fucking crazy. Imagine you spent six years working on something and then you get your dick sucked and handed over to some fucking deal. I know exactly what happened.

And if a girl just like, I don't know what to do with this. He got a prostitute. This is exactly what happened. He got a prostitute. And like, he was like, like, they, obviously everything's done with condoms and stuff.

Of course. And he's like, he's like, she's going to town in him. And she was like, hey, for this much more, I'll,

you can take the condom off and you could bust in my mouth. And he was like, uh, uh, you know, he didn't have any money. He was like,

oh, he's hollonite. And he's still song. He writes it. He writes it so fast. It looks like a fucking hostage note Because it's so quick He wrote it so fast

And the rights of silk song Oh Oh And then immediately's like Fuck What if I done Postnut Claire Postnut is immediately

He's like late near more Gons Just Thanks for the rest of all And I don't know I don't know how to do anything With this though I guess I'll ask

The computer about this Yeah I'll ask Siri What should I do? Sirius It's like it just gives her like

I don't know fucking Bill Cosby stand up or something because it's fucking useless and so she's like I guess I just won't do anything with it and she puts in a file cabinet and it's just sitting there it's just sitting there

dude and he can't do anything about it and they can't legally do anything about it and like everyone the team is like hey what's going on he won't tell them it's so embarrassing it would ruin everyone's lives it's just like guys

brand new announcement we're restarting Silk Song. We're calling it Empty Soldier. Empty Soldier. We're calling it Empty Soldier Thread Tune.

Red Thread Tune. Thread Tune. I love that. Full wizard. Empty Soldier thread tune. Everybody's like, why? And then they're like,

just trust us. It has to be this way. This is, it's just how it has to to me. It'll be another six years. Look, man. I mean, look, I feel like we're not that far off. Yeah. Because what's the deal?

But yeah. You have a lot of insider information. What do you think could possibly make something like, say, say, if going off the information has the game is done, do you have any theory? Theory craft. I genuinely have no fucking idea. My assumption maybe is that like there's like maybe a feature creep thing or like maybe they're just like it's good but like everybody's expected. It's almost like the hype has been built up so much that like what they have is good but they feel like maybe it won't be good enough.

So like maybe they're adding shit to it or maybe they're like fucking polishing every fucking inch of it. It's an anomaly. I have no. It's insane that it's taking this long after the ESRB rating. It's weird. Do you think that's what's going on with the. Assassin's Creed Shadows. Like, it's, like, done, but, like, they're all shit in their pants.

I think so. My assumption is that Assassin's Creed Shadows is just not exactly where they would need it to be. And they can't fuck up Assassin's Creed. Like, it's, especially now. After, like, the Star Wars game that they work on failed, after, like, the fact that Ubisoft is going through a bunch of weird shit internally, they're, like, Assassin's Creed needs to hit. And, of course, it won't. I feel kind of bad because I'm confident that the game's,

going to be like solid. Yeah. However, I'm seeing people who have no skin in the culture war shit saying like, well, they're playing it and they're like, you know, it just doesn't feel like as good as something like ghosts.

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but also I'm like that's not necessarily how you should really grade it if meaning like say because nothing's going to be dark souls or nothing's going to be Eldon Ring so if like say what's that fucking lies of penis um yeah yeah lies of penis you're like lies a penis you're like you're not necessarily being like oh you're grading it on does it is it as fun as dark souls or something right Right? What are you fucking doing?

He's proud of himself. He's proud of lies of penis. That is insane. Which is, why is that, I don't even know why it's never came up in my brain before. I didn't sleep enough last night, but like, also this is fucking making me giddy the idea of thinking of lies of penis being the game, same for real. Is this lies of pee? We don't know what the piece thinks. We don't know what the piece is.

Oh, like, to them, it's lies of penis, but like it's their little secret, like, they'll never know. They'll never know. They think it's something. more obvious. It's something obvious. It's penis. In fact, if you look at the overhead of the map, it's a big dick.

That's fucking awesome. Dude, that's the type of like real subshit that I would love. Yeah. Like, you're like, oh, that sounded fake. The video essay has sounded like he was spitting bullshit, but it was real. Or like all the enemies,

or like every sound effect is actually just like a remix of come hitting a picture of their ex-wife. Oh my God. They actually, that's the... They got real folly of that shit. Yeah, they got real folly, and then they just remix it, they just tweaked it.

You know how people take... They're like, one more day. You know how people take spoons, and they, like, hit a fucking can, and then they turn it into fucking songs? Yeah. Why not? Why couldn't you turn, like, this out of cum, loosely splatting on a fucking image? Lately splatting.

And turn into a gunshot or, like, a sword swish. So, do you know that there is... There is the, uh... This is so stupid. Therefore, lies a penis. But, yeah, the Sassas Creed is fucked, unfortunately. I just, I, look, I... There's an issue with that game, too, that apparently, like...

I don't know. Apparently, the parts of it... So it's split in half. There's, like, two campaigns. It's like the samurai and then the ninja. Oh, it's not interwoven? They're interwoven, but, like, you... They might be.

Is it like Resident Evil 6 where there's, like, different campaigns, but they also kind of intertwine? My assumption based on... Point by point. I thought it was you pick one and you play it. But, like, I don't know. I could be wrong. I don't know. I've consumed very minimal.

Yeah, I'm trying to just stay completely away from it so I can have an objective, like, feel. Yeah. So, like, I'm looking at it. I'm like, and apparently when I've heard it's like, yeah, the ninja stuff is great. But then, like, having to play as a samurai sucks. Really?

Which is unfortunate because it's Yoske. So it's like, I'm sure people are going to be, yeah, the black guy sucks. But it sucks because he's heavy. And, like, you can't do what you, you can't do what you would typically do in an Assassin's Creed game with him. and you're a lot more limited,

and so that's kind of like frustrating. And I can see that being a problem, actually. That's interesting. But like, it probably won't be much of an issue for me since since I've played like all of them. Sure.

And say, like, if you, even though I didn't, I didn't like the mechanics of Valhalla, like the gameplay itself was fine. That wasn't the problem, like, say, like, the combat and shit. But I haven't felt like an assassin in a long time is what I was what I'm saying. Even Origins, Odyssey, Valhalla, I've not felt like an assassin.

But that's the thing I think like she particularly does. So now that you have an assassin, I think like to me I would be like, oh, it's cool that I have an assassin. I don't, if I have another character, I don't want them to feel like an assassin, I guess is what I'm saying. Yeah. Like I'm like, why would I want the same thing in two characters? I guess to me it would be like, you're right, but it's also kind of like the God of War thing where it's just like either Trais Lanz or he doesn't. I think a lot of people are going to be like maybe this, I don't know if this lands. But it's kind of the reverse issue in that thing.

Like it's the same thing. Yeah, it's just the exact opposite. Yeah, it's just the opposite. That's funny. It is funny. Yeah. But I don't know. There's so many, like I'm looking at Kingdom come deliverance right now.

Oh, yeah. KCD2. A lot comes out this Friday. What? I've out of this Friday. No, it doesn't really? Is this. Oh, I don't have time for Kingdom come then.

Oh, yeah, it is in February, right. Almost this Friday. I haven't heard really good things about it. I still, I still have not. I have had Kingdom come for a million years And I still haven't picked it up yet I know I'm just like

Apparently the second one's way better though Like so it's like So maybe just go to the second one Yeah I won't I it's But it's also like a very specific game too Like I'm looking at it I'm like

Hmm This might be like I have to be in the mood for this I don't know I'm a little I saw some pretty cool footage of like A village beating this shit out of one thief That was a like a bandit that was antagonizing you And like he's antagonizing you

And then a whole village comes It starts beating the shit I was like, what's happening? That's kind of cool. Yeah. Yeah, so that game looks fun. I finished, oh, you know what I finished the other day for the first time? I finished Animusha.

Oh, you did? Yeah. I was like, because I, you know, they announced the new shit. And I was like, oh, I should play it. Because I owned the PS4 one ages ago. I played it for four minutes. I was like, I don't know if I'm feeling it. Four minutes?

Holy shit. Dude, my, like, if I don't feel like, if I'm not like grabbed immediately, I'm off to something else. fucking like just got some fucking you just like absorb some orbs you're like I'm not I'm good I'm good no you know what it was the camera switching oh like when I was playing I was like I'm not about this right now

like I had like my tolerance was specifically low at that moment fair for the camera this fixed camera fair and now I'm like oh well they're going to continue it I guess I might as well also yeah there was no future prospects for that IPs I was like what the fuck am I going to get invested in this for but I played it and it was like yeah that's a short game which is great I love that it's short

I love that game It's ridiculous also I have no idea what the fuck's going up Dude fucking My favorite thing The voice acting's hilarious It's great Hideyoshi

Who's a really important character In Feudal Japan Is basically like a fucking monkey In that Who's he? He's the guy He's like Oda Nobunaga's like

Second in command in that Oh is he like the little weasily guy Yeah and he grabs the kid And I'm like He's really important And he's like Now just some monkey-hinshry guy. He's like a Saturday morning cartoon, though.

He's like, you'll never stop noonagah. Yeah, it's so... I'm gonna steal this child. It's so funny. I was like, that's great. But I liked it. I got irritated a couple times because, like, there's checkpoints where I'm just like, they're unskivable cutscenes where I'm like, brother.

I don't need to see the setup of this every single time. Yeah. But it's pretty good. I love that game. That's dope. The, I can't like, so. I'm assuming, so they announced the second one is going to drop. Yeah, the second one's going to, the third one will be interesting.

Yeah, the second one, I don't personally, I don't care about the second one because it has nothing to do with Samnoski. And apparently the new ones, so I was wrong. Is the new new one Saminowski? No. So when I, so here's the thing. I almost feel like there might be some subversion because when I looked down and I was like that, it looks like him. Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman, host of Beyond the script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacist to answer the health. questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode,

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fucked in the feudal Japan, Samnowski, he fled and changed his name. Oh, that'd be cool. So something like, talk, I forgot. Yeah, like, it was funny about like the first animation is like it ends with like that slide. It's almost like an obsidian game where like it ends with like a slide. Oh, right. Or it tells you like, this is what you did and what happened to all the characters. Yeah.

And they kind of like, I don't know if they just had no confidence. confidence that the series would continue, but they're just like, this character went on to live for this long and then she died. And I remember, like, what the fuck? And then, like, this character died in a war. Like, that's a literal line from the game. It's like this, like, whatever, first name here died in a war. I'm like, what the fuck? It's like they just gave them notes.

Yeah, they gave up. All right, yeah, this one died in a war. This one, this one's gay. Gay. You beat me to it. Yeah. But yeah, I'm looking forward to playing the second one. Yeah.

Especially if it's that digestible. I like how short it was. There's an achievement in it for like beating it under three hours or something. Which with those unskivable cutscenes is impossible. I don't know. There is for three hours? Oh, poops. I didn't know.

Well, I guess you can. Yeah, you can. I mean, that makes sense. I maxed out everything. It took me like seven or eight, nine hours, something like that. I used to speed run it actually. And then I think I actually mentioned this on the podcast that the last time I speed ran it I had a brain fart

and the part where the water's filling up and you have to do a puzzle too. Oh the puzzle I just brain fart and lost and I was like up and never played it again until it got on Steam. That's insane because it was just it was Yeah, I played one and two yeah oh he never played three Never played three oh my dude was the one I heard by this didn't want to play

That's what everybody told about like no people didn't like it I would say I guess who said that This is also this is also like the early 2000 just like 2005 Really I think came on four I think him on four I think him on I think three came out in four. I played them when I was definitely no older than like 10. People didn't like three.

And I didn't finish them, but I played them. You don't like a French dude. That's like a black sheep that game. He had the coolest fucking weapon. That game was like D&C. He had fucking Ivy's fucking sword whip. Like, what the fuck? How do you not like that?

I don't know. I guess they just didn't like John Reno. They probably didn't know who he was. Yeah, they were like, who the fuck is this guy? Like me, I was like, dude, I know fucking John Reno. He's like, he's like the, well, he's just like, there was a French superstar. And so that's why they, it's funny that they even put them in there. Yeah.

Like I promise you nobody in 2004 who was really into PS2 Japanese samurai games knew who the fuck, John, that guy was. Except for you. I was probably a very small, like, like, because I also, I like to, I like to read, like, I was very in tune with, like, say, the things that I was involved in or things that I really liked. I would try to gather as much information as possible to see who's what and what's involved Like say when Tekin 3 came out And then when they showed It was before we even got our hands on it

They were showing oh here's Eddie Gordo Here's his background Here's who he's inspired by And I was like oh I can't wait And then yeah he was a fucking hit But I guess yeah People didn't like the French guy Probably also because he's kind of

He's traditionally ugly Yeah So I think he's yeah He looks very French right Like when you look at him You're like He's like a Bulldog I kind of actually

I've never seen this man's face I have no idea he just if you look at him you're like oh this guy is you have you have two choices he's either extremely French or he's extremely Russian like there's no in between

he has like a face where he's like he's one from one of these two regions he could be Slavic he could be like a Slavic parents actually that were born in France he looks like if a brow could walk around yeah he's a He was actually, do you remember,

did you ever see that stupid movie called the, uh, wait, Rich Schindler's list? Yeah, that stupid movie, really stupid movie. Yeah, boy, the striped pajamas, fucking dumb film. No, it was called something like, but I thought, um, was the Harold and Crayon sequel. Fuck.

Can I tell you something? Yeah, I also thought there was something. You're lying. Not that it was the Harold and Purple Crayon, but like when I first heard the boy in the striped pajamas, I thought like, that's probably like a whimsical, dumb little story. And you get mad him for Schindler's list.

think and the same thing. Schindler's list is not fucking point. I thought it was like 50 first X's are like fucking the little black book. We've explained this. The popularity of those two things are not even close. You lying bitch.

I swear on my life. I believe this actually. I went to a girl's house and I was like, this is not what I thought it was going to be. Anyway, couples retreat. You guys, you know, where of that movie at all? No.

It was a movie with Vince Vaughn. Amelikunis? She shows her tits in it, right? No, that's a different one. That's, that's the forgetting Sarah Marshall. Yeah. And you do see it. You see a Polaroid of her tits. Heavy. Oh. Like, um, it's a, yeah. So it's, it's, I didn't see them in 60 frames.

Yeah. It's a. Yeah. It's a. Yeah, this guy has like, he owns a bar and then all these bitches that flash. He has, um, all of the, like, he has like all these trophies, right? In the bathroom. In his bathroom. And then, what's his face? Grabbs him. He gets the shit kicked out of him. And, uh. Such scumbag behavior. It is. Like, like, back then was, like, treated as cool. It is so funny. It's completely disgusting. The fact that, like, like, he has that. And then, It's like there's like Revenge of the Nerds type movies. We're like, look, we're peeping on women. Oh, my God.

Or the one I saw the, is that Porky's? Porky's where he has the, there's the hole in the shower. Yeah, yeah. And then like the fucking the one dude sticks his dick through it. And then the fucking, I think the teacher, one of those bitches like a, the bigger bitch who girls are all like, oh, what's going on? And they're laughing and stuff. And then that bitch grabs his dick. Like, like one of the authority ladies.

And he's like, oh, and then it just goes on for way too long. Yeah. Oh, I forgot. It was one of the events of the nerd movies where he dresses up like, okay, show. When he dresses up, he dresses up. There's like, Darth Vader, and it's like, I'm supposed to be the girl's boyfriend. And he fucks her. And it's like, oh, my God, it was you.

And it's like, oh, there was a switcheroo. Oh, yeah, it was like literally raped. And I was like, this is like not okay. That's amazing. It's kind of, it's interesting. It's like really not okay. It's an interesting time. Yeah, back.

The 80s were crazy, man. Yeah, the amount of stuff. They were fucking crazy. Dude, man, it's fucking wild. That was the craziest shit. Like, I don't know. Like, the whole peeping and it's just like, look, teenage boys are going to be fucking weird. Yeah.

But, like, literally raping people. That's, that's insane. That is fucking insane. That's, that, that actually is very. Oh, my God. Everyone's like, you go home your friends are like, yeah, high five. Yeah. Yeah.

Just fuck someone what I'll tell them what I was. I know that they're, yeah. I'm not going to pretend like I wasn't in high school looking down shirts and shit. You know, absolutely. As a, like, I remember vivid. I think I stared, but I glanced. I definitely, and I made a mental note. I was like, I definitely gawked at tits, but I wasn't like looking down people's shirts.

I never just like staring at it. You could help something. If it was there, if it was there, it would lean over you. I remember vividly one time in high school, there's this girl. Like, I imagine she must have gotten sent home because she had on a white t-shirt that was like, oh, she had a white tee that was kind of see-through. But she had a bra that did, it was, I don't, I don't know what ladies, what is this bra that only like covers the bottom of your tits essentially it was like like an undercup

it was like propping them up but like it did not cover her breast so i was like i can see her fucking nipples and i'm like i was i was so like it was like yeah it was shit it's one of those things where you almost feel like actually like like i like i almost feel like i'm in trouble you know like because i'm like noticing yeah and i'm like bro this is did anyone else tell you also like i go like i'm fucking there excuse me i can help notice you from across the room. My name's Derek. I like metal.

I also hate organized religion. It's nice to be. I hate organized religion. I like metal. Did you know about this UFC guy? Strickland's pussy ass, bitch. Fuck him. Oh my God.

He made me so mad he won. What are you talking about? Oh, dude. Sean Strickland is a guy in the UFC who, long story short, a culture war pussy. He's another one of those people that realize I can get really popular by pretending to be like, oh, I'm all. So he used to be, he's a renowned racist.

He used to be a white supremacist as a teenager. Uh-huh. And so he grew out of it. His dad raped him and beat the fuck out of him back in the day. Oh, so sad. So he's like, yeah, like, the people have made fun. That wasn't me. So people have made fun of him because, like, he was such a loudmouth piece of shit and

being like, oh, you're a cry baby pussy. And he cried on a Pthia Juan's podcast of talking about his trauma. Of all places. Exactly. So everyone's like, why are you fucking throwing stones in your fucking glass house, you fucking retard? Like, it was one of those things. But anyway, so he started leaning into, oh, trans people aren't real. He's like, oh, you would care if your son was gay.

Like to a reporter. And he's like, yeah, I would have no problem with that. Well, you're not a fucking man, dude. He puts on this WWE, like, wrestler voice. And back of the day, he used to have long hair, groomed eyebrows and hairless and used to be called Tarzan. Now he's shaved head. Yeah, man, America, women should belong in the kitchen. He's like one of those people.

The only problem is there's a lot of retards that don't know that it's a gimmick. Unlike a guy named Kobe Coventon, everyone understood it was a gimmick, but they still liked them anyway. This guy, a lot of them are too stupid to figure out of his gimmick because they're just stupid. And also of them, they're new fans, and they've never seen him before. Long story short, he got the piss beat out of him over the weekend. He got his nose fucking busted. He fought like a complete pussy. And it was just...

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Oh, Andrew Tate. Andrew Tate says something nice about, is he? Because he's like, oh, you know, he's lost a few times now and then launched his because he's washed. Like I said, and Derek got mad at me for saying. I was like, Derek, he's just, he's not washed. He's just not, like, washing is different. Like, when he fought Imovov, the first round, he won that round.

He looked really good. Yeah. He's just not evolving. That's not what washed means. I think, I think. If you no longer, sorry, but watch might be the wrong face. Watch is just to be rude and be mean by exclamatory. If some of my favorite fighters, when they're washed, they're washed, but he's not washed.

I think, I think he's no longer going to be dominant in UFC. Well, he's just, I don't think he don't think he has to be dominant anymore. He didn't evolve. He, he was the champion and lap the division twice as champion. And then people caught up to him. They were like, we, it got to the point where coaches were just training how to beat out of Sonia. Like, even before they even were going to fight him. So then they figured.

him out and his biggest disadvantage was Adasania gained a lot of weight because people were getting beefier, people were getting... I remember when he wrestled up. He wrestled up against what his name? I forgot his name. He lost. He was, uh, he was, his main advantage was being elusive. He gained extra weight. Even like, he's less elusive. It figured out. It just happens. But like, yeah, fuck Sean Strickland. I'm glad he lost. And it's,

it's always great at least in this fucking stupid world where... Yeah, the clown world. Yeah, and this clown word, at least there's that one thing we got. We got that one thing. All right. Yeah. Let's get to, uh, get the questions. Remember, you can go over to Patreon.com.

You didn't do questions, yeah. So let's get to another question. It's like, we didn't do any. You said that? We didn't do any. You got fucking brain bra. Dude, I'm tired as fuck, dude. Why?

I was, I was trying. I'm not really, I don't care. He was up. Not respecting that he has to work in the morning. Hey, dude, I made it, man. I made it. I'm here. I'm here.

I'm active. You made it. You did make it, but... I'm here I'm active, bro. Let's get it done. Let's get shit done, man. Anyway. Patreon.com slash Star Tank. Go over there for, uh, you know, I don't know, things.

One dollar. One dollar, what does that do? Early, early access and ad free, because there's a lot of people on Spotify. Yeah. It comes with it hard with the ads. Yeah, Spotify goes with it hard. If you have... I think it's, is it $1.

It's $1.1. $1.00 gets... I don't know. It's some amount of money. Early access. And ad free. Because if a lot of money, because if a lot of... while you're all like, damn, these ads are coming in like crazy. Well, there you go.

Yeah, yeah. And then $5. Ask them questions. Is that what that is? Yes. Yes. And you get $5 for the crack. And you get the video.

You get the video early too. So if you want to be one of the first people to comment on the video, you can do that to you. What's that from? Where is that from? Where is that from? What house? No, it isn't. Shut the fuck up, you dumb, bitch.

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If it's good Phantom Rosewood 2 Divine swindle of chaos wrote in. It's a fucking title right there. Holy shit. That's a fake game I made up for some ad

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Hello, my beautiful baby boys. I'm currently a PC gamer. I don't know if I can wait until GTA6 is released on PC. Are there enough PlayStation exclusives to justify to make buying a PS5 for GTA 6 day 1 worth it. No.

No. Well, here's the thing, too. When GTA 5 comes out for PS5, it's not going to be the best version. Obviously, but like immediately, there's no way that game's going to be 60 frames. So. You see you can't wait for, uh, for Gt JT6. Don't you think GTA6 is going to release on day one on Steam? It would be stupid at this point.

Yeah. Just upgrade your PC. Like actually, sincerely, there's really, look, I like consoles. I will probably continue to get. a PlayStation just because I like the simplicity of it. It's also kind of kind of, you're involved in that. No, but even if I wasn't, I think I might. Oh, you know what I mean?

Okay. Because I just, I like the living room experience and I've, oh, you could plug in a PC in your living room. Oh, fuck you. I've done this before. It sucks. It's a terrible experience of fucking keyboard and mouse on your lap. It's disgusting.

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It's high in protein with 30 grams per serving. Marie Callender's, what having it all tastes like. It doesn't work I started playing games on PC And I'm never going back to playing on console Get up for like things I care about competitively Competitively? Yeah, never

How often does that even fucking happen? That's true I started playing Destiny on PC I try to get used to it And now I'm like, I can't believe I've ever played it on console It's insane I've gone back and forth

That's insane It's like I cannot believe I've ever played shooting games On a controller Well yeah, if you're competitively It's like a night and day experience Well, it's just the the control of your hand versus the song. Yeah, it's more control.

It's infinitely more control. You also don't play, you play the claw, which is a different experience. So it still feels clunky, but it's like a different experience for me. I have never switched to mouse and keyboard. And even if I play, I remember playing like for 40 hours,

mouse and keyboard like this shooter that was playing. I was like, and I switched to controller. I never played it on controller. I went from like, mouse and keyboard to controller and I was immediately better. And I was just like,

this is clearly just not. Well, Let's put it this way. It's not for me. You're more used to it, though. Let's put it this way. I'm just better at accounting for the, for the, for the, I just know how to account for, like, the lack of, uh, for some of the drawbacks of a controller to the point where it's just like, it barely is not there for it. To me, I would say it's akin to, um, I play the guitar mostly with my, my fingernail.

And, uh, yeah, I'm extremely used to, you know, that's what actually, if you look at my nails, I, this is the only one nail that I actually have, so, like, I'll trim my nails and always have a little bit for, like, to have a pick. The thing is, though, for a thing is, though, though, for a. I don't play better with a with a pick, but if I practiced and I would, I would be better with a pick if I actually took it seriously. But I'm so comfortable with playing this way, I refuse to just join everybody else because there actually is, there is so much more, it makes much more sense than my fingernail. Yeah. See, I'm, I'm anxious about nails on guitar. Yeah. I always feel like I'm going to rip them off somehow. It hasn't happened yet. It hasn't happened. But it does, like so it files it down. a certain point you'll start getting caught.

So like me, when I'm like doing some fast riffs, it's getting filed and it starts making a little like. So it slips in and so it'll start kind of like catching. So it's, it's really stupid. I get, I, I'm really, that's like, that's really, it's like a nail's in the chalkboard. It doesn't, it doesn't, it doesn't do that. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's literally like filing. It's not like, it's not, it's no ripping.

It says, you'll see the fucking. You see the residue on my guitar. Because it's filing. My strings are filing. That's what happened to you guys? You know, like you're one of your toenails. Hell no. Well, yeah, I had a fight.

I had my whole toe knell out like it came out. I've never had that. Yeah, this got ripped off in a fight. I've had like, it grows back weird now. I've had like a cut, like a cut in the nail that like you can like rip it and it goes like too deep in. But I've never had like a whole thing out. Why did you do that? I think I was, I think I was playing basketball or something like that and I fucked up my foot.

Then I was bleeding and I was what the fuck happened? I looked and my nail was in my sock and I was like, yo. Dude, it was so much blood. It was way more blood than I thought it was going to be because I was like, oh, I think I got shot in the foot, I guess. Or something like that. And my friend was like, yo, you took up your shoe. And I was like, all right.

That is a great. I had a red end shoe. It was like a white shoe initially. It was like it was completely red. And you kept going, right? Yeah, of course. It's not a bitch. So here's my recommendation.

It hurt like a motherfucker. I should stop. Look, here's my recommendation. If you're just, if you don't have a problem with like playing on PC and that's like the main way you play and you don't have like an version to it like me, just stick to to PC. Upgrade your PC. it's going to be way better for GTA 6 when that comes out

because that's going to be a demanding fucking game I promise you Way cheaper Way cheaper What do you mean? Yeah, maybe Like APC? Well,

what does what you have? Well, you mean like upgrading? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah Well, look it, it's gonna be Yeah If you want a PS5 A PS5 Pro probably not But if you just want to get a PS5

It'll be cheaper than buying the best graphics card for sure Yeah, yeah So I don't know I would just say upgrade your PC GTA6 is gonna come to it it's going to be the best place to play it. Or actually, actually, I see what you're saying because it's not...

Get a 40-90. I see what he's saying. Because it might take a while for that game to come out on PC. You think so? Yeah. Because I don't think it's announced for PC and I think specifically they're avoiding it because like Red Dead and like GTA 5 have been modded so much. Not modded so much, but like the source code was leaked. So they're like, fuck. I think they... I see what you're saying.

But I would say... still just wait. I don't know. Okay. I thought that they were interesting. It's not day and date or it's not confirmed to be day and date and there's reason to believe that it might not be. Okay. I thought it was going to be different. Yeah. If it was coming later this year, it would be obvious. I'd assume. Interesting. What? They come out at the same time around. I thought this time around they would be different because it hasn't been like that historically. As far as I know. Really? No. No. Yeah, yeah. Red Dead 2 was fucking came out. Years later. It's how they like recently, relatively.

You know I was just thinking this time around This is such a big fucking drop That they would I was it's more of me Just hopeful I guess Just ignorant Yeah I mean that could be

I still again We don't know much about what's happening But like I have For some reason I have it in my head That I know that it's not going to be I don't know where I heard that That's most likely That is actually a reasonable thing to say

It's crazy It's gonna be big man She's so excited for that game And I'm like girl But I will say So I would still stick with PC anyway because listen PlayStation games are coming to PC

Xbox games are already on PC Yeah it's really like You don't really need to be anywhere else but PC Tell you what I just hate the experience of sitting at my fucking desk And playing a video game it's disgusting to me Yeah and the way I mean look The the way that you're set up Yeah you know like if somebody else is set up and like it's it just depends

Yeah yeah It just totally depends I will say It depends If dude doesn't want to wait wait a little bit if it seems like it's going to be a fucking ridiculous-ass wait, then maybe you want to cave. I don't know.

Yeah, maybe. Maybe you want to cave a little bit because, like, say, if they're like, uh, yeah, we'll optimize it next year, you know, then it's like, well, fuck. You know, like, what if, what if, at that point, like, maybe buy a PS5, play it and then trade the PS5 back then. Yeah, maybe so. Might actually be worth it.

Maybe so, actually. It's actually not a bad idea. If you don't want to wait that long, because I'm, I'm okay with waiting a little bit. I've waited with most things now. I'm going to play it. I'm going to put on the Switch 2, and I'm going to play on the Switch 2. That's going to look beautiful.

Apparently, apparently, I have some, I spoke to somebody who would know things are less powerful than the PS4. Netrax. The Switch 2. Netracks. Nintendo is like, I'm sorry, Nintendo's like, I don't want to get into it.

I was just going to say it's, they're abused, They abuse their consumers in the same way, let's just say the Daily Wired does or something. It's just the low fucking effort and that the people still shell out that much money for these fucking machines makes me so upset. As a fan of video games walking into Nintendo willingly

and buying a Nintendo console, I don't even think this is an exaggeration to say, but it's akin to a Jew walking into Auschwitz of their own accord. It's exactly the same. Yes. It's exactly the same. It's not even, there's not, no, even. I don't think there's really much.

It might actually be worse. I'm here. I'm Jewish. Take me. It is much worse, actually. It's like a stupid fucking, oh my God. Did you guys see the meme? That, I'm sorry.

Go ahead, go ahead. What's name of that white, that white, that white, that's like, he kind of talks like, oh, that's kind of weird. I didn't think that. That would happen. He's a white McMahon. He was, he was,

he was making jokes of Shane Gillis about just like a bunch of racism shit. And even Shane was like, whoa, dude, chill. Is he the guy who like, he's like, whoa, look at that.

Yeah. It's Mark Norman. Oh, yeah, yeah. There was a video. Everybody's impersonation of Mark Norman is just like, it's like, what's going on?

That's pretty crazy. There is a meme. It was, it was a video of some person, like, during the fires with like, they're looking at their dog, look up,

everything's in fire in front of them. And he's like, that's what, gave him see when they go to hell. And I was just like, what the fuck? That's not that bad. And I just thought it was really funny because the guy that he was with was like, where did that come from?

And he's like, you know, man, like all of our problems are like systemic, but that's like God being mad at them. But I'm like, holy shit. Yeah, I mean, that doesn't strike me as particularly. It's funny. It's not the most. I like to make fun of Joe Rogan.

I like when anybody takes shot to Joe Logan, though, which is pretty easy. Joe, you're not funny. And I'm going to. It's pretty easy. I like the chain. Gillis has been poking fun at Elon too. I've seen like a bunch of clips of him.

I'm talking about like, he's a fucking nerd. Yeah. It's so wild. I was talking to my mom and then, you know, just how many people, just normal people, just think that Elon Musk is a genius still. And I understand. And I was like, oh, yeah, they probably have no fucking, like, there's no, how could you? You just heard that he's a genius.

But you haven't seen any of his press conferences. You haven't seen anything like we have to know that he's a complete fucking dumbass? You think people, Like, Elon is one of those... I can't remember who said it. I saw it on some show, but it was like... Something I was talking about Elon

and he was like, he's the kind of person where... You think he's a genius until he explains something to you that you know. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, it's like,

if you are an expert or like you're even remotely interested in like a very specific thing and then Elon says something about it, it's immediately clear how stupid he is. Right. And that's not what happened with the video game stuff. The Pills of Eternity.

The thing that's interesting is... P-O-E? No, what was it? Path of Exile. Path of Exile. I just want to say pillar of return. Pillings, right. The Vowardiann is the about thing.

About the pollution. Yeah, you're right. It's why I tell my mind. Yeah. Path and Diablo. Yeah. Oh, it is, right? Yeah.

The thing that's interesting, though, the thing that's interesting, is when people started, because I feel like nobody was paying attention to him. And I think it goes beyond that. I think that there's people when you actually even listen to, I don't know much about car engineering cars. Yeah, many of them. But when I was listening to him talk, he's not saying anything smart. He's just saying, this is what. they could do. He's literally, he's just doing press conferences and he's not going into like anything deep. I don't understand those part of any, the mechanical or the engineering of the battery.

He's not going deep into what the batteries made. Literally nothing. There's never been any point where I'm like, he's saying something well over my head. And I was kind of like, we've been completely fucking duped into thinking this guy's a genius. And I've, I don't see an example of him talking in a way that I'm like, I don't understand what he's talking about. And that, you Yeah, like the second he like, if he ever, like, talks about, like, music in any, in any way, like, I bet a bunch of musicians are going to be like, what the fuck? They're like, no, we're talking to fucking idiot. But it's like, I was like, whenever people, he was like, he was literally akin to when people went like to Trump. They were like, hey, what's your favorite Bible verse?

And he was like, oh, I love all of them. I like all of them. And I was just like, oh, nobody likes all of them. That's what you're talking about. It's literally he couldn't think of one. And that's what Elon does. Whenever they ask him and go into details, he would go, well, and he would not go into detail. I was like, oh, this guy literally never says anything smart.

And I went out of my way to like find something. I was just like, wait, why do we? We literally just thought it was genius because people were saying it. You know what it was saying he's a genius? You know what it was beyond clear to me? Yeah. When he walked into Twitter with the sink. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script,

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Marie Callender's, what having it all tastes like. Oh, what did he say? Oh, let that sink in. I'm like, damn, you're stupid. You dumb bitch. That was the moment Like I didn't like him before that I didn't like him before that

But just the idea that he The idea that this genius thought like This will be funny This will be yeah Oh it's like oh great When the fucking moron The window broke And when they were doing that fucking demonstration

I'm like all strong like their windows They're in force And he's like oh shit I was like yeah Yeah that's about right I think back then it was like a little bit more I don't know how long ago that was But like that strikes me

It's one of those things that like With a better reputation could actually come across as endearing It's almost like when That's true It was like when they were showing off uncharted 4 At like one of the I think a P. It was E3 or like a PSX or something like that

It was like some something about PlayStation And Drake fell through the map They just fell through the floor And then they were like It's not done sorry But it comes across But like they're gaudy dog They have a good reputation

Yeah He's like, oh, yeah. Yeah, like, I believe you guys are going to deliver the game to us like that. Right, right, right. The thing is that a lot of people, a lot of older people, they come from a generation where they kind of worship billioners. Kind of, yeah. It's a weird, like, weird, like, kind of like worship of money. Yeah.

Because Lily Zad's one of the guy where he has talked. We have top of shit about it. We're like, yo, he sucks. He's like, really not that's funny. He's a smart guy, and I'm like, Dad, look into it. He's a smart guy in the same way that, like, I don't know, the bard of Burbank is a smart guy. He's a smart dude. Well, I just ask people.

I'm like, well, why do you think he's smart? Like, I ask questions because I'm trying to get them to see, do you actually believe this? Or are you just being a fucking parrot? And I already know it's the latter. Yeah. But I just want them to get to that conclusion finally and realize they're like, oh, you know, I really don't know fucking anything about them. I'm like, yeah, I know. Nobody wants to say I don't know.

It's so annoying. Yes. Oh, it's a huge problem. 1,000%. But it's like everyone's kind of fucking. The vast majority of us are stupid and it's fine. Well, yes, that's true. It's fine. There's nothing wrong with being dumb about certain things.

But not knowing is ignorance, and which is like, it's weird that people are afraid to be ignorant where there's actually no, there's actually no negative connotation to that technically. Yeah. And like, say if it's just like I don't know something being ignorant isn't, it's not supposed to be negative. It's just like, I just don't know. Yeah. And people will try to make it something like that. They're like, you don't know this? You know, people will try and then people get defensive.

Yeah. Right. And like it's, but those people are being retarded too that are trying to shame you for not knowing something. It's almost stupid to expect that everybody would know everything. Yeah. It's insane, actually. It's psychotic. It's the same thing.

I don't know. People get so mad about it. And it's like, dude, it's fine or not, no. What is your shit say? Something. I almost said something. I'm not awake enough for you to ask me stuff like that. I mean, look down and I'm either like, oh, it says nothing.

All right. Well, on that note, hey, you're not a pilot. I know every pilot in the world. What is that? What is that from? It's like one of the first episodes of a family guy. Oh, yeah. You're not a pilot.

With Glenn? I know every pilot in the world. Like, Peter has to be death. And then he busted into the cockpit. And then that's what that guy says to him. I know every pile of the world. I thought that was so fucking funny. I'm a family guy apologist, man.

I mean, that shit makes me, it makes me laugh. Yeah, there's absolute great shit. I would never sit and watch that episode in a full episode, but like, their clips. I watch clips that make me laugh, man. Clips crack me out. I will sit and watch like Family Guy fucking. funny moments on purpose. I'll do it.

It's crazy. But I respect to you. I like it. I'm a scientist guy though. I mean, I got, I got Mr. Sparkle on me. I watch videos of, um... I don't care. What's next?

A real man never speaks ill of Jimbo wrote in. He says, question for sweet. Would you rather kill yourself or continue being yourself? That's so fucking crazy. That's so insane. It's a kind of philosophical question I like it I don't know man

I think I'd keep me in alive for right now Yeah, I think so That's an interesting question Because I really feel like it just depends On the timing of your life Yeah, exactly There's there's dude I remember like when I had alcohol poisoning

There was absolutely I would have killed myself If I had the ability to do it I would have killed myself in that room You do have to literally You gotta lock in more You got to lock in I literally at that moment I couldn't You could ask somebody to kill you

You didn't believe hard enough. I couldn't move. If you would have asked me to kill you, I would have killed you then. I didn't think I could form words. How would you have done it? I don't know. Like heavy sting to the head until he died? A heavy thing?

Damn. But you need express written consent because otherwise. You're fucked. Yeah, of course, dude. He'd ask me to bash his brains out. He asked me to turn his head flat. He fucking said, do it. He said flat my head.

Turn my head into the earth. And we got a fucking large slipper. And I'd bash him. till it was flash. That is fucking crazy. Yeah, I don't know. This is a dumb question. I got a chunkletta, right?

And I fucking hit him in the head until he looked like, he looked like Reed Richards pulling himself off a wall. He got flayed. That is fucking crazy. Let's see. All right, let's go with this one.

The gap between Sweens's colones. Two? Colons. Multiple. Damn, I like that. It's fucking scary. He says, greetings to the longest talk.

out of you. The longest, is that it? The longest cock, the thickest cock, and the most aesthetically pleasing cock. I am a Canadian in Canada. When you conquer Canada, what will be your first order of business be? If I conquered America, I would change your national anthem to the classic Canadian children's PSA. Don't you put it in your mouth so you can have a kinder surprise. So you can have kind of surprises.

I don't know what that is. That sounds... It's a chocolate treat. It's very clear. I know what a kinder egg is. Oh, at Kinder Egg, yeah. Okay. Yeah, so what our first order?

Upon conquering Canada. Hmm. Well, Drake would be exiled. Oh, yeah. Yeah, no drakes. It would just be like, so we're not going to talk. We're not going to, you know how like say they do. How in Congress, how they play the games?

They're targeting trans people, but it's like a very, it's like the, it's like the, people called it that don't say gay. Oh, right. It's like obfuscated. Yeah. Yeah, it's supposed to be about all sexualities. And so you're not supposed to talk about straight shit either, but it's specifically about like marginalized sexual groups or whatever. And so it's just going to be no drakes,

even though it's specifically aimed at the Drake. So no drakes. Sorry anybody. I actually don't know anyone else named Drake. So I'll be okay. Yeah, nobody named nobody who goes by Drake who's named Aubrey. That's too. That's too.

I would make it so Canadians cannot have children with Americans. Oh. You know, no crossbreeding. Well, I guess that won't, how would you constitute that when Canadian, they're actually Americans now? Yeah, it's almost the opposite. It's the reverse what you're doing. Okay, what's another brother one? Canadians can't have opinion.

You have to reword it. They're not Canadians anymore. They're all Americans now. They're all Americans now. But they're Canadian Americans instead of American American. They're Canadian American. They're Canadian American. They'd be northern North Americans.

I guess socially, but like literally, it's kind of like say, it's kind of like if you want to be cute, we're all Americans. If you want to be cute. Canadians are Americans. Mexicans are Americans? Because this is North America, baby. Why are Mexicans? I mean, they are. What?

Why aren't Mexicans get their Native Americans, but then people from Canada, the natives and of Canada, Native Americans as well? Because Mexico thought they were too good for us. America, but they got, it's just, it's stupid American language. It's like why they're called fucking Indians. It's just, it's just bullshit. Yeah. It's just all bullshit. But like, why, like, why is that not like a fought for thing down there for them?

I don't know. I know that there's ones in the north of Mexico that, because this is, you know what, open my eyes to that? Street Fighter. Street Fighter, the new challengers, T. Hawk. Oh, yeah. He's one of those weird ones. I was like, he's from Mexico.

And I was like, my dumb kid brain. I'm like, who's this giant. fucking Native American, but he's from Mexico? Who's this, who's this stark red motherfucker that speaks Spanish and looks like an eagle? So, yeah.

Dances with Chalupa over here. That's with Chalupa. Dances with Chalupa. Sings in taco over here. Sings in tacos. Sings in taco. That's great. He speaks Spanish, but only in like the Native American chant.

It's like a, like, hola, me, amos. Oh la Costa's me Amelty Hawk Hola Amigo Osta la vista No me

Gusta A campagiero Des America You gotta do it in the chant Though I can't I feel like that's a little too far It's absolutely not too far

I know They don't exist anymore Who am I making fun of That is fucking crazy What's the wind gonna get mad at me Like what the fuck? They're getting rounded The last one

We're getting rounded up by ice too So you know Later niggus Oh my God That took a weirdly long time to register to you It had a bounce to it It bounced settled Stilled and then you noticed

Whoa Anyway Yeah I think I would I would annex Toronto And I would just make it like a sub-city of New York I would make it like another borough Okay

Even though it's far away Why not Make a subway that goes there It's like a fucking three-hour I hate Canadians, so I don't know, man. I don't hate Canadians. I don't like... Canadians have often aggravated me, particularly black ones. I don't... I only know one black Canadian.

Imagine if I said that. The vegan guy. Yeah, it'd be different. Oh, vegan and Drake. Drake and... They'd be different if you said it. They're like the... What was his name? Vegan? That crazy vegan guy. Oh, vegan gains. Vegan gains. Yeah. So vegan gains and Drake are the only black vegans that I actually know. I feel like being Canadian and black is automatically means.

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talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well. I need to lay down.

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It would make sense. You said vegan gains and drink are the only black vegans I know. Did I actually say that? You said vegans, yeah. I didn't even notice it all. I've never been a black vegan. I don't know any black vegans. I don't know any vegans.

I don't know any vegans. I know one vegan exactly. I know only one vegan, yeah. As far as I know, Maybe there's like a secret Cabal of vegans They're waiting They're shamefully hidden in the shadow

They're lying in wait Didn't you say that recently Lying in wait Yeah It's such a fucking dire statement You know like they're just peeking out Not yet I don't know

Is that the for I thought it Wait was that oh that's for vaccines The vaccine anti-vaxers No vac wait I think anti-vaxers We're calling people who We're okay with vaccines

Vaggants Right? Is that what that was? I think so. So ridiculous. I guess that could apply to being in stuig. I thought it was not lying in wait. I thought it was lying in wait. What did you, wait, what?

You said lying in wait. I might have said lying in wait by mistake. Wait, what do you think? What do you think? But I thought the phrase is lying in weight. That's what I'm saying. What do you think I'm saying? I thought you said lion in wait, like a blion.

No. Yeah, like a lion. No, I just didn't pronounce the G. Like, because that's how we speak. Lying and white. Wait, that sounds like I'm saying, that's crazy. Oh, and then it exists. That's why you did that.

That's exactly. And I was like, is it different? Am I crazy? Oh, that's great. Was I white as a kid and I was I told where I was wrong? That is great. Like, like, that's fucking fan. You need to see the video for this.

You do need to see a video. But look, look, for that to land. Completely excused that I, like, usually I'd be like, you're insane. But like me, I totally understand why you thought I said that. Because like a lion. Yeah. There's a image Oh my God

Oh my Lord Don't pull up images anymore No you have to see this This is so annoyed Whenever we show up video Fuck them fuck them Or like show up picture You gotta show up to the camera then

The picture I understand But what is that Is it a bear falling out of a tree? It's a tranquilized bear Falling out of a tree You know the Playboy Carty cover Where he's doing the front of it to the crowd It's like that

That is actually insane It's a good image That's an old one though I know but it's so perfect Because that bear is That bear's not awake during that His arms being flailed out You think he's awake

You think when you get tranquilized You're instantly out He's fading No I think he faded He's faded I think he was fading on his way And now he's gone No

At the time he hits it He's gone I think he's gonna understand That he hit the ground And he's gonna feel And then he's gonna fall asleep Like he it doesn't work that quick It's the R is the arm being

Look he's asleep His eyes are closed What the fuck are you talking about His eyes aren't open Where do you even see eyes motherfucker Exactly They're closed You can't

But never mind They're closed I don't care enough about this to argue I mean this is a really really great image Talking about the American people You're not woke You can cut them out You can do that thing

You can take it right You can do like a I don't have a picture save That's why You just, you just, I think you just hold it, right? If you save it, yeah, you have to, there's like a specific way to tap it. Yeah. I did that with that fucking, that oblivion face of the guy in, like, the snow where he goes, indeed.

I'm going to use it as an emo. Oh, man, it's fucking great. But, uh, anyway, next question, Dandelion wrote in. Lion. Uh, hey, boys. Full circle. Just thought you'd like to know that the glob glow gabgalab is from a 2012 animated horror musical called Stravind and the mysterious house.

I'm remembering this now. Maybe do an episode on it after doing Borderland. Oh my God, that's a great idea. Oh, yeah. Actually, that's great. That is a good idea, dude. So I actually just watched, like, this fucking guy's milk in the interview,

it's like seven parts or something. But the guy that voiced it and the guy that wrote the original story, the guy that voiced and animated it and shit. What do you mean? Oh, the glob-go-gabgabgab. Oh, you looked into it after this? Yeah. Because I was like, what the fuck?

I put the clip out I love how you look genuinely I've never seen that much genuine surprise in a person There was a lot of emotions on my face Like there was so many It was so much

It was so much It was like a shake that I definitely didn't real Obviously I didn't realize What was I was intrigued watching it back I was like what the fuck It's an awesome clip I love it Because I saw that clip

It made me I was like wait I still don't know exactly what this is So I watched like a few minutes of the guy that wrote the story and then the guy that animated and then wasted or whatever. Yeah. And they're just couldn't be more British. Like it was so, it was. He's in a Kanye song. The guy with Glabola.

He talks about him. Yeah. So this guy, I know, shout it to Grass Kingdoms. He's written some songs that made it up on your mom's house podcast. And so like we talk every once in one. He commented on our thing. And he was saying that like, because of donkey. I didn't know that.

So Duncan did a video. He streamed. So I guess during the pandemic, he streamed being like, oh, I got all the tracks to Donder or whatever. Like I have the, I have the release and I'm going to leak all of it. And it was just random bullshit. And one of them, track four was the Globgo Gabgle app. I'm the Globgo Globba. Yeah.

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Marie Callenders, what having it all tastes like. And so Grass Kingdom said that, I was like, that's fucking cool, I had no idea. That's insane. I had no idea that was true either. So stupid. It's such a weird fucking video. That shit, it's still, it's still, it's gross.

I like that clip. If I saw him, I would scream my jaw open. Like, I'd scream to my mouth is down here or some shit. There's a serendipity in that moment that made like a perfect clip. because like this setup is so weird. Because like I'm wearing my hood. I don't even remember why. So it looks like I'm like an evil.

You look very insidious. I look very insidious. And then I'm, you're struggling to understand this. And I can say it perfectly. Like I've, I've said it a million times. There's like a pleading in your voice.

We're like, what the fuck is that? Yeah. You're like, what is that? What's that from? And I keep asking. You say something like,

you're like, I don't know what are you fucking crazy? What are you crazy? And I was kind of like, what are you doing? And then your genuine reaction to it is perfect. I love that clip. But anyway, yeah.

I remember this from like back when that was like a meme. Like yes, Stravinsky, I think I watched a little bit of that movie. It was terrible. Obviously. Imagine. Did they explain why in those interviews? They explain what the fuck this thing is? I didn't get far enough for that.

It's a glogglegly. I watched like the. Yeah. Good point. I watched the intro just to see like who these people are. And then I at least know like, okay, this guy. I wrote this thing and this guy, and I was like, okay.

Right. So I got the setup and then I stopped watching. And then it's fucking seven apart. You asshole. Like, you're like, you're like, you're a glomgo gabgleab guy's trying to milk a fucking interview. That is really insane. Like, just put it out, you bitch.

Anyway. Even Ralph's mangled, crucified corpse rodin. He says, Hey, small, medium, and XXL. I was writing to ask,

I was writing into ask if you guys had ever heard of the concept of something being spiritually true. It's essentially where something, that's simply false is actually true exclusively because you feel that it should be. I have heard that recently because of the current political climate. 100% I've heard that, yeah, because that is what is happening. Yeah, it is. I don't know how I feel about the term.

Because I do think things can be spiritually. Like if, I don't know, how do you get, like, let's say one billionaire in particular isn't necessarily doing. evil shit in comparison to everybody else or other billionaires, right? Hypothetically. It would still be spiritually true that billionaires are evil. But that's just, I don't know if I would consider that

an example because that's just like, well, the evil is on scales, right? I guess that's true, yeah. Yeah, like, I'm thinking more of like when the cultural zeitgeist believes some shit. Oh, this is just completely false. It's just not real. It's going on vibes.

And it's like, it's like, to me it feels like, say, the, the, uh, the, like the vaccine shit. Like it is right. Yeah, yeah. And the, it's just like all these people feel like it's fucking more dangerous than the, than the, than the virus. And it's like, it's such an insane thing. I've had such a, I had such a long conversation with one of my cousins about vaccines recently. You have cousins? Too many, unfortunately.

Not even. I thought you were an only family. I was only. I was only. No one. No one. No one gave. No one gave.

There's no way to say it I thought you were alone Only family is an awesome Like I'm only family I'm only family But like I spoke to him about it I hatched from an egg We were talking about the whole vaccine thing

And I'm like you know there's like a point Exactly when that became a thing And there's literal proof of the people The doctor getting paid off to do that Oh yeah Like there's straight up proof of it Like if you were in any sort of medical class Ever in college you go over it

The fact that vaccines Like the signs of autism and vaccines are taken at the same time in your life. Yes. But like that whole situation is fake. It's like it's so fake that you can go back and find when it happened. And the doctor got his license taken from him. Like it, there's a paper trail backwards to it.

Did you see that United Health thing? It will happen now. The United Health where they pulled some. Oh, the guy for the door? No, there's more information. What's going on? What did you say? No, the guy in front of the door.

No, that was from the, um, the, um, I don't even know what you're talking about. Well, yeah, well, there was some guy, I guess,

or some, some, some ladies who was like a surgeon, she was doing surgery and she got called out of surgery mid-surgery because they were like, they were trying to dispute whether or not the person undergoing surgery actually justified an overnight stay. And then they denied her claim and then she like made a video about it.

And then like, now they're suing her for saying that. Such a fucking joke. I, I made a video I made a video and I'm debating on whether I'm going to release it or not on the main channel because I

there's a part of me that feels obligated to say something because I just I hate that I feel this way because I want to not care I want to be like this shit's cooked who cares but it's just talking about my like the United Healthcare thing being the moment where I understood that I don't think there's any way back

because that was kind of like the last bastion of people kind of understanding that there's a large problem. And then remember some of the people were saying, I'm realizing that Ben Shapiro was just here to divide us. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, like people were starting to, but then they recovered immediately back into their. And the same thing with the,

that's why I went on a little rant yesterday because I was just, I just got so annoyed by the people, understanding of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau is objectively a good thing. Even those people on the right, they're like, no, I've used these guys to get money back.

I was getting fucked over by Coinbase. I was getting fucked over by this, this, that. And then I hit up the CFPB and then they fixed it when these fucking corrupt corporations wouldn't do it because they want to siphon money from people illegally. Of course. And then Elon Musk is like, buy, buy CFPB, like hell yeah.

And then they're like, oh, what's happening? And I'm less like, wow. I saw this great TikTok. I saw this great TikTok. of this lady. It's like a juxtaposition. This like Hispanic lady. Uh-huh.

She's like, we are Hispanic. We vote for Trump. Yeah. We love him. And then it cuts. He's like, completely betray.

Completely betray. He say, he's not going to touch undocumented people. They use us. And I'm like, how, it bothers me to somebody that old.

Like, because they're like in the, probably like, 50s. Yeah. I'm just like, how are you fucking, how do you not know,

how do you, I need this explained. I have such little sympathy for Hispanic people that I voted for Trump is insane. I don't have any sympathy. I don't have any sympathy for anybody who voted against their own interests. Yes. On purpose. 100% votes.

Voting against your interests. I understand why against interest? No. No. Why? What are you talking about? Let me finish talking first. That's so infuriated.

No, no, no. Let me finish speaking first. His butts are always inferior. No, let me finish speaking. There are people in this world that need help more than other people to do, right? So if you were a billionaire person and you are voting against your, interest to help the other rest of people live, you're doing the right thing ultimately.

But if you're a person, like, if you're a living everyday person and you're voting against like civil rights, you're a fucking chimpanzee. We talk about voting against your interest. We're never talking about billionaires. I understand that, right? It's literally never part of the conversation. That is an argument. Who?

There's like 17 billion. That's true. Who's like, who's made that argument? The rochnikov. I got his name. The roach. Oh, Asmond. Osmond goal? He made that argument. What argument did he make? He was like, I would never vote

against interest or something that's not going to benefit me directly or is going to hamper me directly. So I can't vote for these things. And I'm like, I hope I wrote Chkills it in your sleep. Yeah. So he's at him as a millionaire is completely disconnected from regular people. I agree, right? And so whatever those people say. But dumb people will say things like that. There are people in this country that are going to say that voting for more DEI-based situations is going to, therefore, or reduce situations they have. But it's like, yes, because situations in the world have been so predominantly dominated by groups

that are not other. Others have been excluded for that, right? That will go against tech. I guess if you want to be a fucking psycho, that's not helping people that are particularly white men, right? But you're not, but the fact that that's not hurting you. The problem is that, see,

but they're, that's, they're being lied to. They're being lied to that it is hurting them. So that, that's the, that's the entire crux of the, and it's a fucking, it's the dumb arguments that be made by people. Like I understand that none of us mean that. I don't particularly care about the, it's the thing that I'm like reaching stupid people

and low information voters is just to convince them to stop listening to people who are not like them. That is the biggest thing that needs to happen. It's like, okay, first and foremost, these billionaires, even fucking Asmin Gold, even I'm gonna be even like even say, even if you find, say, Charlie, like, you reason,

He is reasonable. I haven't seen him say anything insane, but I'm like, I don't particularly have to give a shit about what he's saying because he doesn't have any experience like me anymore. So it doesn't really matter. What I want to do is like, let's let's feed off of each other's energy of like, all right, these people are in my community. What do we need? Instead of going to rich assholes that are going to tell me what the fuck do I need. We need way more chick-fil-aes in our community. I think I think that's where I was going on. I think we're cooked, man. I think we're going to. Of course we are. I think America's too big. I think we have too many different groups here. It's simple. I think it's just... I'm gonna be 100s honest. We need to move on, but like,

literally the fourth branch of the government, the media, the guard, they need to be destroyed. And what I mean by that is they're supposed to be the only people that allow, that don't allow this shit,

this corruption at this level to happen. But since they're all afraid to lose their jobs, right? They've failed spectacularly. Yeah, they've completely failed but purposefully, Because they're afraid to, how come nobody,

nobody talked about Trump's meme coin, right, when he did the whole fucking thing. He's still, he's still worth like about 20 billion on that shit. They don't talk about that because they know if they keep rallying up people,

they're going to get fired. They're going to get fired. Trump will go out of his way, just like J.D. Vance was just saying recently that, hey, the judicial system, the branch that's supposed to check executive power should not have that power.

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Marie Callender's, what having it all tastes like. like. Because, you know, the, the, the, the, the, the judges block some of the stuff that Elon was doing and they're blocking some of the stuff that Trump was doing. And they're being like, you shouldn't be able to do that. And I'm like, what do you? That is literally, that is literally the point. It is literally the point. And so at the point right now where we're at where they're saying Trump should just straight up be a dictator.

Of course the media is not going to say anything. They're going to get fucked whether it's legal or not. So we're hopeless because most people are low information voters. What the, what the fuck? How are they going to get any information if those guys? aren't willing to tell them anything. So it's like at this point, I welcome like the rest of the world, the collapse of America, and I'll see you all in Canada and then probably make it a Spain from there.

So that's my plan. That's my plan, but I'm also going to open up a chick filet in Spain. Yeah, that's what we need. It'll heal the world if we get more chick flays. Put the country, bro. We just need more chick flays. We just need more chiquel. I like that they finally got a grilled, spicy grilled.

Do they actually? Took them long enough. They got a spicy grilled now, and I'm like, let's go. The world's finally, finally things are good. We need COVID-20. It's probably already there just not prominent. COVID-20 probably exists. Somebody drops up in China, and they were like, no.

Let's wrap things up. We got to do it. Oh, yeah, we got, no, you're right. We got an extra ammo today. I completely agree. So let me just. Yeah, no four-hour show, guys. Sorry.

Oh, it's so sad. Oh, no. Oh, no. We get two hours, two and a half hours of content, not five. What's up? Now, I'll say this after. What's, uh, A chocolate rain.

Bro, I loved how many people like, they, they died, like, just like, like, I watched that chocolate rain clip of us, and it was probably one of the only few clips where I laugh each time because it's just so stupid. It is very dumb. But like reading the comments, like it really, it felt good just seeing how many people were like, they're like, this is, it was so, like, they had to like leave their job or they had to like not. Yeah.

I was just like, good. Such a stupid fucking bit. It's like that's, that's exactly what the people are here for. Well, I know, but it's. They're here for that. And like, I was like, you guys are kindred spirits. I'm glad that you, you feel. You're as retarded as we are, and I appreciate that.

All right. Count me down? I'm going to read. Not yet. Hold on. Going over to Patreon.com slash a snark tank to get your name read on the show, $25. It's high, but apparently people fucking want this to happen. Trip me up, make me say things.

It's truly awful. This is the most miserable part of the experience for me. What is that? Stop showing. It's so stupid. Kyle tweeted this. Kyle Kulikwit. Great.

Kyle is fucking Kyle is in I don't give a fuck mode He's in a war path He's in total I don't go fuck mode Ever since Joe Rogan had a Trump on he was like

I don't care about anything anymore He can't become a position anymore now But it's like fine Actually he's exactly what we need He probably could actually He's exactly what we need I feel like people need to bully him Into running

Because I feel like he's gonna be too comfortable In doing what he's doing But I'm like no You and Crystal need to get into fucking Congress They have to If they actually want things to change, they have to fucking

actually step up. Yeah. They have to. I'm going to clip this and send it to him every day until he blocks me. So once. Yeah, he blocks me immediately. Oh, man. He said, shut up, nigga. Yeah, so cut me down.

Shut up, bitch, nigga. That's how he talks, too. He does. I've seen his old tweets. I love, that is the best page on Twitter, I think. His old tweets are. They're crazy. Is he one of us? He's a little brown. Like is he like part something?

He's Jewish. He's Jewish. Oh, he's a Klincki Jew. Okay, I got you. Okay, I got you. So, you know, they're a little different. Got you. Oh. Look how Bernie walks around acts, you know. Bernie has said so many N words. He's just professional. Yeah, like behind the scenes, he's like, nigger this nigga, man, this nigga right here, you know, like, these Vermont, niggas just don't know. Vermont.

Three, two, one. Steak eater, Yelon Wesk. Wesk. Elon Wesk? Mr. Westk. Yeah, there were some pretty good ones that people came up with. Yeah.

I'm going to kill the president with a mortar. Megermorph. Emma throwing in Big Bucks, build Gundam model kits, jigsaw and jelksaw teaming up to fight their ultimate enemy Nigsaw.

So stupid. Oh, the goon glow gab galab is gay as hell. I love that thing. Like somebody, found that shit, I think. What the fuck is that? It's the turtles. It's a turtles, but it's all like kind of peeled back.

The ninja girdles. I love that one. Dongo, don't want to leave the Congo. Oh, ho. Oh, ho. Oh, mo. Oh, oh, oh. Dingle, dangled, dongo.

You're all right? This is a rough one. In black cocks, I'm entangled. I refuse to go. Not bad A lobster with human tits and a penis Oh Hitler in Paris

By Kanye West Hitler in Paris Hitler and Paris Seek how Seek how Seekow Seaco Seahs

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What Snark Tank Live in Japan Featuring Johnny Somali Hey Baby are you Boogie 29988 because you're a fat unlovable retort That is fucking crazy

Very clever That's so clever Amazing It's true But like Very Man What a

What a metaphor Holy shit A metaphor Oh Synthetic Put donuts on my cock My cock Is that a simile

It's not a metaphor Pretty sure I could On the fly It's not proper It's not a It's not a metaphor. It's not even a simile. It's not anything.

Are you boogey to an A because you fuck you bitch? Are you boogey to an A because who cares? I'm going to go take a shit. It's just a non-sequitur. It just doesn't, it doesn't, it has nothing. That's why it's so good. It's like if, uh, saying I'm going to go take your shit is so, it's so gross. There's something so gross about it.

You just walk away. I got a shit now. Are you booking G99? Because Excuse me I bite children Calling Recharlesly Inhibited

Do we should do a snark tank Episode Inhibitor Where we just do an open mic We just do open mics For one episode What do you mean? Like we just go open mic

And have someone record it And that's an episode of snark tank That'd be crazy Yeah like episode 400 With our friends though Like try to get a bunch of our friends together And do an open mic Have ever done an open mic?

Absolutely not That's why They're scary as far have such bad stage fright already I did it three times it was terrifying And that's why I don't think anybody should be I think it should be very low key So it's like as fucked up as possible

And that's like episode 400 Like 400 we just go And one person will just be in the back recording us Yeah and then we just go On like a low fucking like a shitty like Sony camcorder from 2010 From 2010 The audio sucks We try to read I still have my 2010 HD camera

You gotta recreate the laugh factory moment Recreate it you can do it Well, yeah, you can do it. I mean, it won't be as funny. It won't be as funny. It's just like following a script. Yeah. You should just do like coonery.

I can't do that. But you should. I can't coon. It's so hard for me to do. I'll try. And like come out to tell the, tell the, the guy in charge of the audio, the audio engineer, to have come out to a Tom McDonald's song. That's insane.

That's my walkout. I know that was my creative class walkout? Was Atomic. How would you feel? That would have been. I dragged you guys. like in Tampa, Florida to do a boxing We all, we all walked down there

Two and knuckles on them just like, whoa That would have been fucking That would have been really That totally threw me off Just that bomb. That's how I felt. Yeah, yeah. That would have been, that would have sucked.

Yeah, I think Swampente was a better choice. I would have put my hood up and like I might even turn around actually. You know what sucks about it? You know what sucks about it? It's like you probably wouldn't even noticed because the audio is so distorted it's kind of hard to hear exactly

what the song is playing so you only would have realized it at the end it would have been a little bit oh god damn it at least the good thing is since I was since I was actually standing behind you and Jalen

and we were much taller than me that you couldn't see me actually it would have worked out okay yeah yeah it would actually wouldn't have been that bad but it would have been hilarious for you guys yeah

holding the flag holding the Puerto Rican flag is Tom McDonald's it's happening again June 25th I think I'm gonna go oh yeah I talked to Idubs, I was gonna like,

I told him I wouldn't be, I'm definitely gonna go, because then what if I, at the time, I don't feel like it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I just, what if at the time, not things come up,

whatever the time I just don't feel like, yeah. Well, cause, who knows what the, so I was just like I said, I'm gonna try my best, I think the greatest thing you can tell somebody when they invite you to something or whatever, it's like,

I'm gonna try my best to go. Yeah, I think I wanna go, but I also, what happened? You're not gonna go. What the fuck you're talking about? Because I'm gonna go. I have to bring Lily. I have to bring Lily if I go, right?

He's not going to be. I don't want to go by myself. You have to? I don't want to go by myself. Well, I mean, you wouldn't be by yourself. What do you mean? On the plane, you would be by yourself and that's it. Also, all the plane shit now, my fucking.

Oh, my brain. That is a great point, actually. My brain is peaked. Literally, I'm not even joking, bro. That is weird. I was like, if America, like, collapsed, like, really, like, quickly within this year, let's just say for the sake of argument, I would drive to Canada, then fly out of Canada.

And then boat it. Yeah. I would not. A little dingy in the middle of the fucking ocean. For the first time, I feel like being afraid of flights is legitimate. Yeah, same. It's kind of crazy. The first time.

It is the first time because it's safer than driving a car. It is. Yes, in theory. But you know what's more fatal? In theory. In practice. You know what's more fatal? A car accident or a plane crash.

That is true. That's the argument. I understand like on paper, you are right. Way more people die. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal.

A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. like I get a stomachache every time that I eat and it just becomes like a lifestyle where oh yeah you know I just I have a stomachache every day or I'm constantly feeling like gassy and all of those things are not something that generally if you have a healthy gut

you should be living with so that's when we deep dive we deep dive into your medication we deep dive into your OTC medication and then at that point we can probably identify something that we can change hear the full conversation plus some fascinating facts about how gut

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You have a much Even that it is less fatal A car accent on average You can, it is more statistically like sound That you will get into a fatal car crash Statistics is dumb game math No it's not real Yeah

Who's ever gotten any far anywhere with the statistics? Tell you what Oh you have a really low chance of dying In a plane crash What are the chances of somebody dying in a plane crash as their plane is crashing. Almost 100. Whoa.

Whoa. I just debunk statistics. I feel like the people in planes are stupid. They don't just like jump out. Like why aren't you just jump out on the plane, idiot? You're just like, you're just like outside. You're just outside walking and one guy torpedoes. Torpedoes in front of you.

The thing about it is that the way you would fly out. out of a plane is so funny because you would spin unrelentingly. You'd probably go into the end and I thought you would end up in the end. Well, if you were in front of it, yeah. It's, you just got it's calculated.

You know, like say, you know, the helicopter that crashes to the plane? If he would have timed it. If he used to the eye, like, if you were looking outside the wind or like, oh shit, a helicopter, and then you fucking What if he was trying to do like a sick helicopter? Like, he was trying to do like a,

almost like a, like a, like a, Tony Hawk grind on the top of the plane as he was taken off on the helicopter. Yeah. Some guy's trying to board helicopter. Get a little closer. He's in the helicopter.

He's like, watch this. I'm going to grind on the plane. Yeah. Imagine being that fucking stupid. Imagine you're in the helicopter for some reason, and the guy says that. Imagine you're the co-pilot. And you hear the main pilot say that because you realize that he's finally had an annuity and he's insane.

And it's just, you look over. It's actually really sad. I heard about the pilot that was carrying Kobe and Gigi that because they said it was foggy but what actually happened he was hot boxing. Oh, that's actually what really happened. That's what they said. They say backboard before they. What happened was he was hot boxing and he was like if you guys want to know the real

story. So he's hot boxing but he was hot boxing salvia, which is a hallucinogen. Yeah, I'm aware what solvias. So he was like that. And then the mountain that he was by in like Calabasters or wherever the fuck he was at. It looked like a hoop. And then he looked back. And then he looked back.

And he said, hey, Kobe. Watch this. He said, you. And then he fucking. That's actually, there's a black box of the. You. He said you. That is insane.

And then Kobe is confused. Because he clearly is like. He's high too. Now everybody. Oh, look. He sees an alien looking back at him. And he's like, Black mama mentality.

And he has his daughter, but he sees a fucking black bear. And he's like, hey, Mr. Bear, what's happening? And his daughter's just crying. It is, dude. She's high too also.

She's high. So, yeah, so, you know, unfortunately. I love the idea. It's like,

is that a mountain or a hoop? Is that a mountain or? And then he, he, He's convinced himself that it is clearly a hoop. Can't not. And he's, he's playing, he's always wanted to play a game with Kobe. And this was, this is my chance.

It's the only time we're going to be able to score a hoop with Toby. I'm going to dunk on Kobe. This is amazing. Toby McGuire. I thought that's who we were talking about. Yeah. I don't know about Toby. Toby McGuire died in the plane.

Yeah, the Toby McGuire. Who are the two most famous Tobies ever? Toby. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Derek, who are the two most famous Tobies ever? Um Toby McGuire And

Who else? The guy from Root beer The show Roots Beer Massa made good root beer For Massa What the fuck he's saying? You know that you know that

That bio pick The Root Beer BioP I've never seen Roots Your name is Toby And he's like Whipping him because he was My name is Dr. Pepper.

Rube. Domination, Vaughn of the Dead. Dr. Pippel. My girlfriend is Dr. Pepper. It's fruit beer, boy. My girlfriend told me my dick isn't supposed to be green, and I need to see a doctor.

Get yourself checked out, boys. Derek is innocent. Free him. Round-eyed. Free me. Megger de Asian. Oh, nice. He put in the mager in there?

Yeah. I listen to a lot of. mega death yesterday actually why? Why? I was talking to our friend Kyle you know Kyle I was talking to Kyle and he was freaking like you weren't talking to Kyle I was talking to Kyle I was talking to Kyle you could never talk we couldn't possibly what you guys are cheating on each other by talking to Kyle at separate times I'm gonna kill Kyle out of pocket but look out of Kyle

he was like yeah I'm a fan of Megadeth and I was like have you seen have you seen this sort video did he see I got to show loud next I got a There's no way he hasn't said it. Lyle, I've showed that to Lyle. Oh, you already did? Oh. Yeah, we've talked about it. He knows about it.

Of course he knows about that. Yeah. Maggard. He heard him. I ran into him on the street yesterday. Oh, you did? Yeah. He heard about it.

He was like, there's no way, right? And I was like, look, man. It's a really cool video where someone just, someone says a cute little thing. It's really quirky, you know. It's a pretty quirky little thing where he just says it. Like, am I just, do I? I don't know anything. thing about Dave Mustaine other than he's insane, but

is this actually like, you know, I think everybody was unanimously was like, it'll slip at the tongue, whatever. But is, what if it actually was like one of those musk moments where he like, like a sea how? Like where he literally was like, I'm going to say the N word. We'll leave that to the courts.

To the courts. They killed. Update. The Tyler concert was genuinely life-changing experience and I appreciate your advice. Oh yeah, that's right. We gave concert advice. Did we? Yeah. I don't remember what the fuck we said. It is impossible. Just by the way, I'm glad he had a great time.

Yeah, yeah. My five-year-old son with bone cancer really expects me to shave off my dreads to look like him. Hey, man, get a proper bald mask. Have you guys seen how Philly looks right now? Oh, did they burn down again? Yeah, they destroyed it again. Do you remember the street? Dude, there was the lamp.

The lamp was fucking melting. They pulled it out. What are you talking about? Like fucking Raugers, they yanked the fucking lamppost out the ground. When Philly won the Super Bowl last time, what was like... 2017? Something like that. No, 2018, maybe?

Because 17 was when the Patriot. Oh, I think I'm swinging a bell. Yeah. There was a little kid on the top of a fucking pole and I was like, how'd get up there. I don't know. I'm vaguely remembering something like that. Someone brought and left their kid up really high. Please listen to the Favs.

I am not approachable. The Favs. I've never heard of that. I've listened to a lot of Viagra boys recently. The Viagra Boys. The Viagra Boys. I love that.

That band is so fucking weird. They're putting creepy crawlies in the microchips. It's good stuff. I don't know. That's not a lamp post. It's just a crippled guy in a wheelchair. They're hoisting up.

Yeah, whatever. Celebratorily. I don't think he wants to be there probably. He's smiling. That's crazy, man. He's smiling. That dude's got in control if he doesn't want to fall. That motherfucker's going to fall hard.

I don't think he has any saying what his face does. All right. That motherfucker's going to fall. Dude, I was watching an interview with Vince Gilligan. I don't even know why. A bunch of Breaking Bad Stuff's been popping up in my recommended. I saw him an interview with Vince,

Vince Gilligan talking about like casting Walter Walter Middy, the, um, Walt Jr. And he was like, I wrote this character and I wrote this character with CP. And I needed. to find an actor with CP.

He abbreviated cerebral palsy. God damn. Nobody says that. I know. I needed an actor with CP, so we went and scoured the country for looking for, you know, CP. The best CP. We could have found it. What if he actually meant?

Oh, cerebral palsy works too, I guess. Yeah, that's what happened. Like, the people, the PAs were like. Fucking crazy. That's what happened. They brought a guy with cerebral palsy and he's like, oh, yeah, I mean, sure. I guess sure.

Sure. We don't worry with this. What am I seeing? This Philly is acting crazy. Where's the fan post? That one is old. No, that's the one I got. Oh, that's what I'm waiting.

Unfortunately, it's all being shrouded in this bullshit. I'm like, the new stuff. Yeah, I'm trying to find the old one. It's literally all the search terms are identical, I would imagine. Yeah, exactly. That sucks. All right. Someone is shooting a firework at somebody's crazy.

I've seen that happen so many times. It's insane. Big boobies, Titanic Titties, straight up. Massive milkers. Kingsley, Jamaica, man and dorky kamikaze pilot double-teaming Christine Gunn Girl. Joejo doesn't know Derek and me do it in my van every Sunday. Oh, wow. That's a, uh, what was it? Euro trip. Euro trip. Yeah. I would have killed that guy. He just, he was way too calm.

Yeah, well, like, at that point, like, I think realistically there should be a director's cut where that dude turns into a Scottyton to a serial killer. Yeah, yeah. Because that is the moment where you do. He sneaks up behind him and puts a fucking tripmine underneath him. A claim on? He puts a... That would have been amazing.

Damn. Can we... See, at a certain point, these are the reasons why the only reason I want some movies to be remade. Oh, yeah, it's just to ruin them. Just a ruin. Yeah. This is completely make a different movie at that moment. It's like, why call it Euro Trip remake if, like, the guy's going to put a nail bomb in his bathroom while he's taking the shit?

A nail bomb is insane. You know what's crazy? I know how to make a nail bomb. I think I have an idea how to make one too. Like, I know how to do it. Like, I could do it today. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget

or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN, because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise, Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms.

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Marie Callender's what having it all tastes like. Why not be a tourist, Chris? Uh-huh. Be a tourist, though. I shouldn't. Bro, they criscoed a bunch of the lamps, the street lights. What did you mean? They crissed them in preparation.

They greased them up? They greased them up with criss-in-it-em-com. Yeah, with fucking pig, fiscos. fat with pig lard and people are still fucking doing it that stuff but they're still getting up here it's just hard mode there's all there's a lot into the metal fucking god damn

put his hand in it and it dancing and he's gulfed up and it's like what is that guy is that fucking go who everybody just becomes venom uh suing my ex-boyfriend for custody of our friends my dick is hard my balls are numb

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designs I've ever seen. Castlevania Nocturn? I guess. What has some of the worst designs? Nocturn. Of a character he said? Yeah, I think that's... I don't know. I haven't seen. I will say, of the designs that I've seen of it,

the first series is significantly stronger to me. I think what's her name looks amazing. The black girl. I think her design is amazing. I don't like that she's black. That's cool. What's up? Matt Walster.

Pick one. Literally. It's just like, what's up? Oh yeah. What are you? Crowder? And Crowder.

Just pick a name out of a hat. Jack Pesibic. Inwoken. Like, literally all the same shit. Sneezing is just coming out of your face. What's her name? A little bit.

Arthur Morgan voice. Aries. Kill Mike in my life is yours. Elicar look funny. Would you kind of... They made him way girly looking. They just...

He's just... He's so soft-looking. He's not color rendered at all. He's like pale as fuck. He's completely white. Well, that makes sense. No, not really. It doesn't exactly...

Well, it doesn't matter. I don't know if there's some lore that I'm not aware of. They try to explain that God... You know what's weird about that show? And it is funny. Like, I did see this clip about like... Yeah.

But they tried to explain like a scientific reason why the right angles of the cross burn demons alive. That makes sense. Why they're explaining it? No, it's a dumb idea. Why would an Indian vampire be afraid of a fucking cross?

What are you talking about? Why would a vampire from India at that time be a versed across? It doesn't matter. The whole point is that like you're already, I love the idea. The premise of the joke is that it's funny that all of this fantastical stuff is possible. We're like, you have vampires and all this magic shit. But like the idea of God is like, no, we need to science this. It's like the right angles of the cross or what does it.

It's fucking insane. I think that's funny that's like, well, yeah, why? Like you're in Japan and the vampires get to you show them across and it's like, yeah.

It's like, why the, what? That doesn't make any sense. Why not, though? My understanding was that like, well, okay, there's many things that affect vampires.

So that's... They might not have ran into that particular one. That's the thing. Like, you don't need to only kill them with a fucking cross-related thing. Yeah. Steak them in the heart.

Not to mention, even in the series, it doesn't really even bother them that much. like yeah it's so what the scientific explanation of the cross is just so silly it's like right angles like what the fuck you're talking about like i just dealt like i don't so i don't need it exactly i don't yeah i don't need it all i don't need it all i don't know hires being afraid of crosses that that's such a stupid thing it's like it's like it's all stupid like if you think about it even like the idea of just oh they're night creatures so the sun fucks them why i was actually talking i was actually talking about like some friends of mine the other day

where it's like because i'm watching lord's light because i'm watching severance right now You know that show? Severance? Heard about it. It's like some Apple TV show. It's like it's got like Adam Scott and it's like creative by Ben Stiller for some reason. It's like it's really good though. Created by him? I think so.

I could be wrong. I know he directs a lot of the episodes and I've seen him credited as like a mastermind behind it. But I don't know if he created it by himself or like with a group of people. Okay. I don't know. But it's a show and it's really good. It's got like two seasons so far. But the premise.

I remember looking at the premise is like this is such a dumb premise. Do you know the premise of severances? Do you? Yeah. It's like, do you know? No. So the idea is like, okay, you go to work for a company and then you leave it's like, oh, work is soul draining. It sucks.

What if you could split yourself into two people consciously? So like the idea is like there's a floor and like a procedure that you do where like if you go down the elevator, you go on this floor and basically your social self turns on or your social self turns off and your work self turns on. So like there are two separate consciousnesses like your work self doesn't know what's going on in the, you know. in the world and vice versa Huh? No, well they're real person sleeps

Like the social use sleeps And then they go to work Body sleep Yeah, It's the same person You go into the elevator And then like something triggers In your brain

And you just kind of Become the new you Okay So like one One version of you is always working But like they're also Like they got nothing else to do Right

So the social you sleeps then The whole premise is to just like I don't want to think about work I want to enjoy my life and not have to worry about it. I want to be able to clock in and then like one second later, it's 5 p.m.

And I've skipped my entire work day and I don't have to pay attention to it. Yeah. It's fucking convoluted and stupid. It's a stupid fucking idea. It's the idea that you would have if you were high in high school and talking about like, dude.

Yeah, it's as dumb as when I say I wish I could just charge my brain like an iPhone and not have to sleep. Like I just, and then, oh, I'm good to go. Yeah. You know, like, stupid idea. I'm convinced now, though, that that would be a good show. Oh, because of the...

Yeah. And as I thought about it, you need sleep because of that. If you were able to charge, you're recharging is sleeping. Well, doesn't... I feel like there's a mental side to it, though, right? Like, I think sleep is sleep just takes care of all the things. All of the damage you've done to your brain from being awake the entire day. And then it helps figure things out.

Subconsciously brings subconscious into the forefront of the mind to figure some stuff out. Yeah. I feel like charging would take care of all that because what is just doing all that but just in like an hour or something. So you just... Okay, good. Let's go.

You know? I believe that like with good execution, that stupid idea could be turning to a good job. I think everything, I think for the most part, most things have a chance of being pretty good. I think, I think most,

yeah, I think there's no, I think if you have any idea, no matter how bad it is, if you execute on it, well, it becomes a good idea. I was thinking about that like just in all the,

Think about all the good ideas that you think are good ideas Or like the good shows Or the good movies or the good games Chances are you could boil that down Into like a really stupid idea Of course You know

I guess when people always say like Oh like the What if a high school teacher Fucking sold meth Yeah Who the fuck would watch that When they say like break this The show down

It's like one sentence Or something like that Yeah And it's like that And I think about say A show like the last of us Yeah Who gives a fuck about the

mushroom zombies or whatever the fuck's going on There's nothing to do with that shit The Lange white man and baby Dyke Saved the World Yeah so there's There's zombies and they come from like a mushroom Yeah it's a bullshit like oh You'd be like get the fuck out of my office

What are pitching this to me for you? I think a lot of things are not as stupid Like a lot like most shows are pretty fucking stupid On in their simplest form but it's most fiction is stupid Yeah Most things are stupid Well I guess but like I mean like from the idea of like coming up with something and making it real.

I just think like yeah. And I got to thinking like what is a bad like I wonder how many. Oh that fucking Max Landis movie with Will Smith. You remember a bright? Yeah. Right. I never saw that. I remember thinking like that's not a bad idea, but that sucks.

You know what I mean? The movie itself sucked. And I remember like that could do something. One, that shouldn't be a movie. That should not be a show. That needs to be a, like a show. But like the premise of like fantasy, the firms of fantasy being like like contemporary and like the like, like you, I,

That's not a bad idea. That seemed cool, yeah. But it was executed horribly. I think having fantasy in a modern world just doesn't quite work, right? I like it. I think it could. It might work right? I like it.

I'm convinced that it could. Yeah. Because I think there's just there's so much like racism, though I, though it's, he's always talking about racism. Racism in a fantasy world makes sense in a way it just can't in a real world. Orcs literally kill people. Dude, like, yeah, but it's just, but like, I would say But they're not beholden to that. If society went on eventually, yeah, there'll be things like that.

Imagine, like, look at what we used to do, what cultures used to do. I agree. So I feel like eventually if orcs and all that shit was real, like, it's entirely possible to end up this where everybody civilized. It'd be like, yeah, they would get there. But like it'd be like, because think of it like this, right, like a T-fling, that is a devil. That is a devil effectively, right? And imagine every time people have encountered devils, they're like,

raping and just like literally monstrous creatures. And then like Teething's coming here. Would you kind of like take a my anis? Big meaty stinks. I just feel like they would just have to be, well, they would be eradicated like some groups on this planet are almost gone. Gunner kill by men.

That's so dumb. Big numbers on the board. Gunner kill. What is it? Gooner kill by men who twerk. Overkill by men at work. The fucking. Men at work with Australian guys.

The scrub song. That song in scrubs. Oh, that's what that is. I'm no Superman. No. Not it. That's the theme song. The overkill is like, there's some episode of Scrubs where it's like Colin Hay is like this old dude. And he's like, what's his name, JD?

Yeah. He's seeing him everywhere. He's like in the dead body. He's like singing. I can't remember what episode it was. I thought men at work is the, the, the, the, where I live in a land down. Is that them? Yeah, but that's also the scrub song.

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I thought they made like one song and died or something. I didn't know. Well, that's the only other song I know by them, to be fair. I don't know anything. Actually, I didn't even know it's a person? Well, Colin Hay is the singer, but like men at work is the band. I literally don't know. Okay, got you.

I don't know why I know this either. I was just about to say that. I was like, why do you know this? I have strange esoteric knowledge about things that have no real bearing. Clearly. Jimmy Buffett is my Hear Me Out. That's great. Today, as a corpse?

I don't, I can't, I have no comment. I don't really know any Jimmy Buffett songs. I don't know anything about him. I just know he has a Margaritaville. That gay burgers in paradise or something? Wait, what's the real burger? I don't even remember what the real thing is. I don't know.

It's something burgers in paradise. Hamburgers and paradise. It might be that. Having a hamburger is so fucking lame. Get a cheeseburger like a man. Having a hamburger is peculiar. Yeah, what the fuck is wrong with you? Even the people that are like, oh, I'm lactose and tall.

I'm like, bro, there's barely any lactose and cheese. Shut the fuck up. You might as well just like legitimately. There's barely any lactose and cheese. Is that true? It's absolutely true. Like so pizza wouldn't? I feel like pizza is pretty drastic.

It doesn't have that much because the aging process of cheese, the lactose breaks down. There isn't that much in there. How do they get the skin on? Are you sure? I thought there isn't. There isn't a lot of. lactose. Comparatively, like, say, like a cream, right?

A cream, obviously, that's just like it's fucking, of course, there's a lot of lactose. The aging process heavily breaks down the lactose, so there's not that much in it. Okay. Let me verify that before I saw him retarded, but like, I'm like, I just, I'm pretty sure. I'm sure there's less than cream, of course, and milk. I'm, I'm partially lactose intolerant, not like violently, but cheese doesn't affect me even a little bit. But, like, say, if I have milk, then all of a sudden, I'm like, oh, there's a,

high chance I'm going to shit my pants. How do they put the skin on the cheese? Just keep doing what you're doing. Ignore that. You see the surgeons, how they have the little, you know how they did the surgery on the gray? They put the, they took the grape skin. They did surgery on a grate. That shit got way too out of hand.

That was so weird. It was weird. It was so cool. I love that video though. It's a hypnotized. It's the point where the big, low, wide neck guy, there's a video, there's a Photoshop version of him where they're doing surgery on it. That's insane. That's awesome.

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and call duty is called C. Gids or Gids I don't know how to pronounce that still Imagine picking Sweene to read Read out loud in class Every time Sweeney talks I skipped I was terrible at that What was it?

Reading in class Oh It's nerve wracking Okay that was just dyslexic I was literally like fumbling like a fucking idiot I was good man I locked in I locked I I did

I threw force of will Do you know how I was so good that like I was upset When I made a A mistake like We had to do these things In a home room

To Pledge of a And then we would read a quote from like a famous person like in my middle school. We would always do this. And it was like, oh, it was my turn to do it. And I'm like, I'm going to kill this thing. It was fine. But at that point, so I'm like 12 or something. I've never seen the name Dwight before.

You said DeWite? I said DeWite. I said DeWy like a fucking dumb ass. And that still bothers me. That's fucking crazy. I read out a lot more when I was that age. So it was easier for me to read. But I'm also violently to stuck.

But I just read more. That was the thing. So I would have to like. read out loud to make, because it was going to happen, it was going to happen, I'd make sure I would go home. I would read the passage beforehand that I would be reading it at school. And then it was time. So it was time. I'd be like, all right, cool.

Even if I'm fucking up, my brain, it kind of autopilot. Like, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga. Bitch, bitch, me. I just make the assumption. I've made the adjustment now where it's just like, I can't trust what I see the first time. So I just make my assumption. Like, what's the second most likely thing that this is going to be?

And it usually works. Yeah. I do that too. And that's actually not good. Whatever. But it helps you, help you stay afloat. you know. Did you ever have one of those moments when you don't know how you knew this word even though you've never, like say chaos.

I had never seen chaos written before. And then I saw and I was like, how did I? Because it does not look like chaos. I know. I'm pretty good at assuming. I don't know what. That's like one of the one of the only things that I feel genuinely confident in is like if I've never seen a word before, I can probably pronounce you correctly. Yeah.

Like even if it's like a weird. I've always like Luckily Luckily guessed That was That was stuck out to me a lot For me my dyslexia has helped me A lot

For me dyslexia has helped me Get to the point Where I can assume what happens next And then that's why I'm bad at languages Is because of the fact that my dyslexia Made me kind of infer More Than reading

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Who fucking just think Who just thinks of that? I feel like that's something That's either something you think of doing And you're disgusting Or you've seen it You've seen it Like you've seen shit

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It's a good point, though. Yeah. They are giant pussies. So if you fuck a conservative, is that gay? Yeah. Because you just fuck the giant pussy. That's actually not a bad. Philosophically, I think you'd still be straight.

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The face that he made at the Super Bowl Say Drake I hear you like him come Yeah he said that He should have said that I hear you like come He didn't say pedophile, but I understand why

he's probably going to get in trouble for doing it. I would have said it honestly. I feel like I was like, why, like, why are you playing by the, come on? What else? I mean, you said it. I think it was, I think that was the Super Bowl's thing. I think the Super Bowl was like, don't say, I'm sure. I'm sure they did. I don't think it was him like choosing not to. I think the Super Bowl was like, hey, don't say it's stupid though. I feel like if they should have. But to me, it's like the rage against the machine thing. It's like just fucking do it. What are you talking? Yeah, I just say, well, here's the thing. I actually I got a, so

I, um, I don't know if many people agree with me, but I, what it looks like for me because the chili peppers when they played they're like oh we don't play live we record a live track and then we play to it so they weren't supposed to say that obviously but you know chili peppers are like what the fuck we didn't want to do that but they made us do it yeah and what it looks like to me whenever I see this the only times people are there's

there's live mics in certain aspects of it but most of the performance is already pre-rendered and one thing was obvious when Siza came out like she was absolutely her lips didn't match what she was saying but like there's parts where like in between where it seems like

they cut the mic on they're actually like talking and it's hard for me to decipher that completely so I think even I think he was rapping for sure in a moment I don't think so actually

I think he was rapping because it sounds live so that you weren't paying attention anything I was just saying that's true but let no so what I was but did you hear what I was saying before they cut a live performance and then it's rendered

and then they play that. So the chili peppers, because they, it was basically after all the disasters and shit that happened before with like, yeah, and all that stuff. They're like, we, we don't want to take any chances. So the idea is to have a live rendered performance and then just lip sync to it. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist. Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal.

A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomach ache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh yeah, you know, I just, I have a stomachache every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point,

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Like, they're talking. There's a part because, like, to have a live, a rendered, like, live kind of thing like that would be stupid because then it would be, like, easily exposed. Yeah. You're not going to remember exactly your cadence when you're talking. But if you're rapping, that's really easy. Like I said, some people might disagree with me, but no, I think it's live. I didn't know if I dated Sisa. I never knew that.

I had no idea. He dated her when she was, like, 18, which is fucking another. My nigga, stop. Like, stop. Wait, how old is Kendrick? No, wait, I'm talking, I'm talking, Drake. He's not, he said, no, he said,

Kendrick dated and fucking, I definitely, I would be like that's weird. But yeah, I didn't, I didn't hear about that. I think they're both around the same age as each other, Drake and Kendrick. I think they're both in the same age as each other.

No, you're, no, you're right. I think he's literally like a year older than me. Yeah. I think it's like 37. He's like 37. I think it might have been born the same year, I think. It's possible. Yeah.

And he also dated his Reno Williams, and she was there. were just hilarious too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, he was obsessed with her. Did he party? Did he party on Epstein Island,

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Did you hear what that was? That's terrible. Yeah. That's crazy. Going back in time to molester's self is wicked stuff. Exactly. And then that's, I've got to do this. That's crazy.

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Oh, man, that is a show right there. I would never a million years. Who's Cat Black again? Does trans, a black lady that absolutely hates Chris Damn yeah She wasn't a fan of me either She drew a picture of me with a Nazi arm band

Jackpot Yeah that's so funny I was like what the fuck is this The crazy thing was she made me look all ghetto as fuck And I'm like It's a little A little crazy I've never done anything like that

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That drawing was crazy. It is. The way that it looked. It was a borderline like newspaper like cartoon from like 1905. Yeah like the Strumer fucking the German fucking Nazi

newspaper or something. So it was pretty interesting. Yeah, whatever. But I love the drawing though. Like it's actually pretty funny. What happened to that? What? She's still around.

She still make content. She's still doing stuff. Yeah. I know YouTubers are so they're so. The quartering. I haven't seen anything about him in a minute. He went down his drain. He's,

he's swirling bro he does not he is not emote like that at all he thought he was he is now now he's like he's swirling down the fucking drain he thought was he's like hercules in the at the end with like being oh

fucking uh in that weird like fucking death tornado or whatever the fuck it was I completely forgot about that yeah when he saved we're a that's great movie It's a good movie.

She said Meg. Christopher, Christopher Colon Bus. I think you said Biggira. Megira. I thought you said the guy from, Biggira from Jungle Book. Her name is Megara.

I think it's Magara. Magara. I thought it was. Meg is what it is. Meg is what she's called. Meg. Yeah. Big titty bitch is what I called her.

She wasn't that big tits. She did have big. Didn't she had a very tiny waist and... I thought she had big tits relative to like the size of the rest of her body. I don't remember. Let's look. I feel like... You know what big tits?

Zeus. Zeus was stacked. Zeus was stacked, yeah. You remember? It's a shame he was shot in Arizona. The god Zeus. Going into a fucking quick, a fucking stopping shop real quick. He got mugged at a Quicky Martin,

fucking Tucson. He was like, wait, what's going? You know I'm the god. Boom. Look at this niggas tits, man. Oh,

dang got some healthy. He also has the face of an old baby. He's like a confusing person. Like the way he's animated. He's almost like a salamander the way his fucking faces. Do you ever see him without his beard? I don't want to see that.

He looks insane. I like it's the first thing that pops up if you put a W. Like you put a type, without beard. Ew! That is crazy. That is crazy. That is fucking heinous.

Oh my God, dude. What the hell? Beautiful, beautiful. I've never seen that, actually. He looks like that fucking weird. Oh my God. That stop motion. They weren't jumping too much.

Oh, my God. What the fuck is that thing? I know the audience knows. There's like this weird stop motion meme a while ago, but there's like a little clay blob. It was like almost like a Wallace and Gromit looking thing. It was like, it was just a chewing. I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is.

It was like the chin. I think it's a chin upside down or something like that. No, it's, I don't know, whatever. I think they mentioned it only plays once. Squidward killing machine operator Sorry Miss Jackson, badly brave Dog the baby hunter Aetherian needs help lowering his weapon

In Halo 3 Orange Man Hunter, Nate from Memphis 1 And rounding out our list as always The King Of haphazard Yeah Thank you all

For your support You're all wonderful people Next This is episode Is this 299? Derek what the fuck dude So he's showing us... Look it up.

Yes. So he's showing us a very detailed and very well-done drawing of Zeus from Hercules. Fucking Hercules from Hercules. This is the type of shit that I'll be my old school homies. Yeah, I bet. Yeah. We send Disney game porn to each other. Wow.

It's so good. It all started with. Beauty and the Beast. We once saw, we stumbled upon a deviant art of the beast absolutely ravaging Gaston. And ever since then, that's just been like an arc for us. It's been a thing.

That's fucking fucking fucking. Dude, like, so sad with the Beast is so like savagely, like given to him. It's crazy. Bye. This episode 299, right? Yes, it is. The number of 299. Next episode 300, that means we're going to

reset. Yeah. So next episode actually every so you guys might not know this because we've hit episode 300 we're gonna restart

next episode is going to be episode one we're going to get rid of every single episode that we're going to delete everything it's going to be like Euniceannis

we need and restart I love that yeah yeah we are doing it we are doing that I do think we should make an effort

to make a good jump on because there's so much of this show is like jokes for like start take two You call it snarktake two That would be hilarious

Episode one Season 1 Season 2 was snort tag And finally we finally Got to season 2 300 episode Yeah all right Season 2

Get ready for season 2 Yeah that rules Next episode Better Uncut Uncut Oh yeah Yeah bigger longer

Uncut Unsut Unshot All right Stay tuned for season 2 Bye I don't want to wait From I come

together colder. I want to drink it now. While it's warm. That was Dawson's Creek, right? Yeah. I love that show. I had older sister. I did not watch that at all. I had an older sister too.

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