The Snark Tank - #301: Would You OFF Baby Hitler?

Episode Date: February 22, 2025

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It said, Shirtman's lesser-known cousin wife Beaterman wrote in. He says, hey, guys, in case Chris forgot to promote the Patreon. I'll do it. Oh, hey, man. $1.00 gets you early access to episodes. $5 gets your questions right on the show. $10 gets access to the Discord. That's old.

But $25 gets your name right at the end of the show, causing Chris immense pain. Yeah. That might be accurate. I don't know. That's what it is. Is it? Yes.

I don't know. I can't be sure. Yeah. You can't. You can find, you're in fact in the page. Yeah, but you know how crazy that can be. Hey, what's going on with your hair?

It's too long. Yeah, you got to cut your hair. What's going on? I can't do it. I can't. I just, I don't know. It's, um, what are you going to do with it? Get rid of all of it, probably. You're not going to buzz it?

You're going to buzz it? I think I might. I would love, I would love bald. Is it cold a sack time? Dude, you can do those old Japanese things. Is it called a song? Where you fucking have like the, the bun, but like it's all bald in the front? What?

You know, like that? You never seen that like the samurai thing? Yeah, I don't watch Asian people. Oh, well, we couldn't watch them because we're, you know, they were, you know, they're all dead. Oh, but, you know, you see the pictures of them. We do reenactments and paintings. I've never seen images

Is a person in real life Is looking at a person When I've seen the image Yeah yeah I don't think that's the definition Of an image No I think it is Is it actually

I think it's just visuals Is what an image is I think visuals are visuals And images There's different versions of it Like I think there's like Different Like an image

Could be like a singular Image But I think like Are you like Are you getting image from like a video feed is also like something that people would say. People say visual though.

I guess so. Yeah, but it's interchangeable is what I'm saying. Is it colloquially or like definite like the definition? I think it's definitionally kind of interchangeable. Look at them. We have the access.

We have access to everything. We do. I don't like Googling anymore because I like being ignorant, but I guess. You like me. That is something about like I miss I miss the 2000s in that way

where like that was like the last time that you could get away with just having a conversation about something without having to Oh, we should Google this. What is the definition? Okay, representation of an external form of a person or thing in art.

The general impression that is a person, organization, or a product presented in public. Also, like, the public image. So, I guess. But it has to be like, it can't just be your eyes projecting. External form of a person or thing in art. So I guess,

I guess the image has to be still. It has to be something referring to art, I think. I think an image is still. Like a picture, like a picture is an image, but a person is an image. A person is a thing that would be in an image. Whatever. Yeah, I guess because like in your version, what eyes, your eyes just interpreting what it's seeing is not technically an image, I guess. Not technically, but it feels like it could be.

You know what I mean? It could be. Like what you were saying, I was like, I'm fine with that being the, the explanation. Yeah, I mean, I could be right. I don't know. Yeah, I'm fine with that being in. I'm, I have, I feel like I've heard it used that way, is what I'm saying.

Yes. What? A person is considered an image. A person is considered an image? Yeah, they're a representation of visual likeness of someone themselves. Whatever. Well, let's see. What happened?

Did anything happen? Uh, I want to get the fuck away from this conversation. Yeah. Some philosopher fucking flationwing himself. Oh, well, I am, I'm going to buzz all my hair. I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to scout myself as well. I like that.

So I'm going to have a bare skull. I want to see like, can you, can you shave down your skull a little bit? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm going to sand my skull down. I just want to see like a little bit of the, like translucent. Like the bone is so thin that you can see right through it. I think that's hot. I think that's a great idea.

I think it'll be the next big thing. I think you're going to see Walton Goggins. Yeah, the big celebrity Walton Goggins. Walton Goggins doing it. He's really hot right now. He is, isn't he? Kind of. I just saw him and he owns something.

Huh? He owns something big. What is the get hard guy? Get hard. That's another Gagins, right? Who the fuck is get hard? What are you talking about? Oh, my, David Gaggons.

David Gaggans. Yeah, Walter Gaggons. Stay hard. Walter Gaggons. And stay hard. He's saying it's stay hard. Not get hard. Get hard means something very different.

Wait, what's, who's David Gaggagin's. Get hard. He's like a fucking... He's technically a motivational... Is that the guy who survived the school shooting? What's that kid's name? It's something close to that, isn't it? Barry Gaggin.

Oh, it's hog, I think. It's like David Hogg or something? It's not even close. Isn't it? Isn't it Hog? I think it's just David Hogg or something. It's not even... Never mind.

I'm all turned around. Yeah, David Hogg... Definitely Hog is in there. I remember there's hog because everybody was speculating about if he had a hog on him. Oh, right, right. Yeah, they were like, hey, like, like, Maybe not the time, but yeah. Yeah.

Actually, it's what saved him. Him having a hard dick. Yeah, so it just shaved off a little bit of his dick, but like he still had a big hog to where it's just normal now. Yeah, it was a norm. But like, if you, which part did it shave the like the length or like the width, the girth? It got some of the, it got some of the girth. Okay.

Like, because it was basically it. Did it go straight up his penis cutting off some of the girth? Therefore, take it part of his head? So the thing is David Hogg didn't go into details about what happened because of the trauma, but he just said that his hog saved his life. That's actually verbatim. Yeah, that's a direct quote. My big old dick saved me from dying.

That's what he said. My large dick. You did say hog, though. You said hog. My hog. My hog did the job. My hog did the job. That kind of rhymes.

It's close. It's close enough. So what I'm gathering from this is that nothing happened. Well, David Goggins died. No, he didn't. He's not going to die anytime. soon. I don't know why he's not dead already. He's just, he's a, he's someone, he's a pusher, you know, he's a limit pusher. He's one of those guys that mastered his brain. Let's just

put it that way. He's this dude that, uh, he got popular going on Joe Rogan's podcast. They kind of blew him up. He does ultramarathons, which ultra marathons, I feel like everyone who does them should be dead. That's an ultramarathon. It's running like a hundred miles in a session. Is that possible? Yes. Running 100 miles? Yes. It is, it is possible. In one, it is. In one session with no way. Yes. Humans can do that. Humans can do shit like that is the thing is that we never try to. We don't need to.

Well, there's like, yeah. The average human absolutely cannot do it, but then there are some freaks. Human beings can do it. Yeah, there are some freaks. Not everyone, but like most people, most people, like the vast of shape, even if they're like out of shape, they can run like five, six miles. They can run far. Like, five, six miles. Where's that even

set up a hundred mile marathon? Well, they just map it. A lot of times, like, so there's the worst one, I guess, is the one in Death Valley that they do. Uh-huh. I don't know what it's called. I don't care. But it's,

it's just some, like, you're defining it. It's a consequential to me, like, whether the name is set or not. Do they have, like,

stations set up? Yes. Yeah. They want to be. Okay. Well, so it's not really a marathon. No, they don't stop.

They don't stop money. They keep going. It's not like, say, oh, a three-day marathon type of thing. This is finish it in 24 hours. Okay. They just probably have,

like, little stations to make sure the person's not dead. They get, like ice pops, like actually get like ice pops like that like, like, but it's just like with those people

were like people were standing with the water and then they grab it. Yeah. I mean that's, I mean, if I had that I could run two million miles. What the hell are you saying? If I just had a constant like infinite,

you know, water is that's all you need. Well, I don't know. The hard part of running is the you part. It's not the having water. Is that going to fix your shattered bones from all the fucking treading?

It'll help for sure. It'll. Yeah, you're right We need to put this to We need a snark tank marathon Chris is gonna die Chris is gonna die I'm gonna throw up within like four miles

I'm gonna pass out I believe yes And people actually people Have shat on themselves too Is that real or is that like a good No so David Goggins's first Ultra marathon he did He uh he essentially

Because you can It's we have to do it within a certain amount of time So you can sit down and rest Right you can sit down But the idea is 100 miles within 24 hours is you need a certain pace, right? Yeah. So he almost crapped out at 70 miles. Craped.

Yeah. But then he wheeled himself back up, shit himself, pissed blood, and finish the fucking marathon. Is that real? Yeah, it's totally real. He did it with no real training, too. That's the thing that's crazy. That's when he unlocked the ability to be able to stuff like that. Well, let's put it this way.

This guy's insane. He had a hole in his heart. And he finished like Navy SEAL training. Like it's called Buds where it's like one of the most strenuous things. You stay up for like a week. And then you're like in drowning and freezing temperatures and doing things that literally kill people. A guy's like I think someone died the last time he did it. Right.

Like someone trained and died because it's just it's just stupid dumb white boy Navy steel shit. How did he get a hole in his heart? Was he shot? I think he has a murmur. I think God shot him. That's great. That's what a hole in the heart means. God shot you with a heart.

So he's he's insane He's actually So I've I've listened to his first book and then a portion of the second one It's actually Applicable to regular stuff But not like don't do what he's doing that's fucking stupid Like if anybody's done I'm sure he's killed many people I

Indirectly his rhetoric Look I don't look he's not a bad guy So let's not give him the old the How do we know? How do you know? Well, no, he constantly like bashes against the idiot shit that niggas say online. That is a good point. He could still be a bad person.

That is true. That is true. He could be a bad person, but he's not a, he's not like an online jackass. This is an elaborate. Yeah, he's not confirmed to be an asshole. Yeah. It's not confirmed. It could be an elaborate scheme to indirectly kill people.

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but he's also like, oh yeah, of course I support all this stuff. Yeah. That's what it's normal. Yeah, it's a normal. You don't go out of your way to be like, look at me. You're like, it was the people who did that. You remember that amazing atheist video that, like, went viral of like him, like, whipping himself? Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry of what. I just saw that recently on something I was watching. I think I did too. We were probably watching the same thing. Probably watched the same thing. Well, I mean, what do you mean? What do you think was CG? Is that nobody.

Somebody CG'd the amazing atheist with, with incredible fidelity. That's the best fucking shit. I've ever seen. He should come out and say, like, listen, just so you know, that was entirely fucking visual effects. There's, there's, like, a documentary that he makes about, like, making the CG, like, him whipping himself. That'd be fun.

And so it was, like, a previous version of, like, PS1 graphics, him. Of doing it. And then, like, the VFX people get it? That'd be so sick. That'd be great. Anyway, what were you saying? Yeah. Nothing.

Nothing. You've seen it be having so much fun. I don't want to interrupt you. What did you mean by, like, that was real? Yeah, you're clearly busy. I was, I'm asking. Did he actually do that to himself? In of not the, did he fucking.

I'll be honest. It was for a video. He's a joke. Video creator. I feel like that, oh, he actually whipped himself for reels. Like, come on, man. That's a crazy video to prove. It would be like, whoa, that's insane.

Chris drank bleach. Whoa. You know? Which is, people still believe that that was real. I see, that's the problem that I was just about to get to that. The writings were on the wall. for how fucked we are. You're right?

Yeah, kind of. In retrospect? Yeah, it's kind of good. I don't know what level did people like, oh, I can watch something and not know what the fuck's happening anymore. When did that, when did that like trinkles? It's always been possible. People have always had illiteracy forever.

It just made sense back in the day because there was nothing to compare. Right. Like we talk about, say, the first time people saw a train in a fucking, in, like in a motion picture. And they freaked out or they saw King Conflare. and threw up and had aneurysms and shit. Like, we look at that stuff. We're like, that's hilarious.

So now we expect people shouldn't be hoodwink so easily. Yeah. But then this guy drinks bleach and people are like, oh, my God. She's actually drinking bleach. And you're like, what makes it crazy for me is that you can sit down and you can read something, right? And like, I guess like most artsy things are up for interpretation often. Like, it's like, oh, the dog is the villain. It's no.

It's like, maybe the dog. Maybe it's the wind. Maybe the sun is the reason why everything goes on. But like people can sit down and everybody can watch the same movie, right? And there being like a very glaring like this is the point of the movie. And people are like, I think this is the point. I don't see that. Honestly, I think video essays have made that much worse nowadays because me growing up.

I think content creators have made it worse. But I yeah, the content creators making the video essays. Yeah, okay. It's just I growing up, I know all of us collectively did not hear that as much. You had to kind of go somewhere specific. You had to either take a philosophy class or have some sort of like critical thinking something to exercise your brain in that way at all to like find the subtext and everything. And then it seems like people forgot that something, some things are just what they are. Like I was even thinking about that recently with Man of Steel or there was a moment

where I think people misinterpreted it because people, a lot of times people try to shove Jesus and everything. And there was a point where like he was like in space. and then he like flew out of that thing and he went backwards he like Henry Cavill he flew he floated backwards like that and people like oh it's like a Jesus symbolism and I was like no it's just you know humans like say say you have a long day you hit the bed you just like there's just relief like you're letting go yeah and people are like no it's it's Jesus because this and I'm like did you understand what the crucifixion is right like How are you trying to jam that into that scene?

But like, does people have to do stuff like that? And instead of just seeing what it actually is, where I'm like the, the idea of people like kind of floating, like letting go, like relieving yourself. Like I'm, it's such a natural thing that people will do. I get it. And then they'll see past that to be like, this must mean something deeper.

I get it. And I'm like, Superman is definitely a bit of a, uh, uh, Jesus as allegory to a degree. There's some similarities in his character. to Jesus Christ. Sure.

I mean, you can do that with, undeniable, but I don't think, it may not mean that. Religion doesn't have to be a part of everything. It's like skepticism is half the part of everything too and stuff like that. I think it's like nice to, uh, I think, I think theorizing like theory crafting is awesome.

I, it pisses me off when people are like, no, this is what it means. And I'm like, no, no, no, this is let's,

let's talk about it. Well, you can't know what it means is the issue. I saw like a big, exactly. That's what I mean. I saw this big video, it's like, this like four hour video like,

explain. twin peaks and this guy's like this is exactly what this means and I'm like you can't possibly there's no way I don't even think David Lynch knows quite frankly I like there's no shot that you know I think he just wrote that shit that this is fucking sick I actually agree with that I think that I think sometimes it's kind of obvious when someone's like I don't know what this means it's like a seal when he wrote the kiss from a rose yeah like it's either about cocaine and he swears it's not about drugs then I'm like okay then the only explanation is that you just wrote whatever.

Like, you just wrote stuff. Yeah. And I'm like, I've done that. I've actually done that many of times. Yeah, of course. I'm like, I just write lyrics and I'm like, okay, I even wrote it. Largely how writing works. Yeah.

Because you just write fucking whatever. So I don't touch, I think I touched him. But I think he dissociated. Like it, like, he didn't even have any reaction. It was, it was so disgusting. He was like, I want to pretend it didn't happen. He was fist clenching. Oh, oh, it's surfacing.

It's surfacing. just turning red and his blood crazy all of my red pigment just gets hyper fucking visual I want to meet somebody that homophobic like that just no you don't like a gay person just like accidentally like falls on them and then you know like

their dick somehow goes inside them you know crazy crazy scenario they're showering in the gym like there's still those gym shower there's a gym that I showered at one time no excuse me I didn't shower at this gym because of the way it was. It was like prison locker. Like there was no, there was no things.

And I was like, oh. It's like a spa. Yeah. And I was like, oh, I don't, I'm sorry. I didn't grow up this way. Like I just, I'm not used to showering with a bunch of dudes just openly like that. Yeah. So it's a little weird.

Yeah. So the scenario that I'm painting is that some gay dude just showering, you know. Then there's another guy, super homophobic guy, because he's sweaty, has to. And then, you know, the gay guy slips, trips on the other guy. And he, you know, you put this dick in. his ass on accident. Actually, he didn't put it because that would mean that was intentional. He put it in there.

I put it in my accident. So slips in his ass and that guy. Is that a Christ allegory? It's in there somewhere. You can find it. I'm trying to let you finish this. So it's...

If he's that homophobic, you wouldn't shower where other men are. So here's the thing. If he's homophobic as you're trying to paint his picture. Let me fix the story a little bit. I agree with that. Actually, why would Why would you not?

Why would you not? I actually kind of, go ahead. You can take you because I think we're all the same. Yeah. Because I would be kind of under the impression that if you are so deeply homophobic in the first place, there must be some kind of underlying self-hatred going on, you know, to the point where like you might even subconsciously, you know, yeah, I'll shower in the gym with other guys. Like it's, but it's not gay.

Yeah. You know. He's like, did you, were you ever, did you ever play football? Of course. Yeah. So fortunately, yes. The most, and I'm not joking, the most homerotic stuff I've, ever experienced was on a football team.

I said this to one of my friends and he thought I was crazy. Really? Team sports are homerotic to a certain degree. This motherfucker, this motherfucker Jake, he was like, that's not true. Jake and Ben, I was like, did you guys play sports? I don't think they did. No, Jake really played volleyball. Like, he's junior fucking Olympic.

He's like, really ball. I'm like, bud. You may not. You may not. The team aspects of sports in general, like showering with your crew, like the brohood, the homosexualized bro. I understand, but volleyball is like

actually one of the, because it's a beach sport, I actually don't know if you actually find yourself. Nullifies it. Like, because everybody does the showering at the beach with those, like, you know what I mean?

Yeah, it's also, it's kind of different actually. It's kind of, there's also, for some reason with volleyball, there's somewhat of a grace to it like, like tennis where they don't have a lot of that ruffian culture,

I think. That's true. Maybe that's why he got away with it. Because like, say my brother played tennis and he never like talked about like, the bros fucking slapping each other's asses are doing crazy. Yeah, they're not twisting each other's dick. Yeah, like, oh, just as one does.

I told you like, oh, I must have said this on the podcast where I played Pop Warner. I was a kid. And it was, it still bothers me where I was playing center, right? So I'm hiking the ball. And we were doing one of those, we were half dressed. So only had the shoulder pads on. And so I just had the shorts on. Shorts on.

And the fucking guy, I mean, like he, so the quarterback had his fucking. hand to the back of his hand touching my nuts like you know because he has to put his hands under mine to grab the ball when I hike it and like I was like trying to like move up a little bit like bro like what do you do it he was like if he would have did that that would have been a problem and it would have sucked because that guy was like on pop warner there were some people that are a couple years older yeah and they were already kind of like maturing a little bit versus I was I don't know 11 10 whatever so he would have beat the shit out of me like it was it was basically one of those helpless situations where this guy his

in in-sictional black homophobia when it came out, he would have said something really homophobic, he would have got beat up by somebody. That's so damn funny. That was fucking, I couldn't, it was, it was my first moment of, okay, now in hindsight, I want to think about it, I'm like, well, that guy was clearly gay.

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He's screaming. He's so. Blue 18. Blue 18. Right. Yeah, I guess like a pervert. You know, because like probably most gay people wouldn't do that either. Yeah.

Because it's a weird. It's weird behavior. Yeah. Or he's just like so fucking locked in that he doesn't notice. He didn't notice that. I hope that's what it was. But because I could see that potential. I have definitely been.

so locked in after a game of basketball after like losing or like being so overly focused on practice that I have not seen dicks even though I've looked towards dicks I think I know what you're saying I've been like just so locked in I'm like it's like when you're some people that are so straight when a picture of a dick shows if they don't even notice it

oh there's a dick there but I could see but I could see volleyball being one of those things because like I've shower I've never showered at a gym or like because I'm just like this is weird man I don't want to shower in like a fucking enclosed space with a bunch of guys you know it's weird

but like I've showered at the beach like multiple times Yeah like in the open Yeah because you're already kind of like You're already in a bathing suit anyway It's kind of It's kind of inoculated from that in some way You know

I definitely I would have been fine I think team sport culture is gay It's a big gay Yeah It comes from the gayest point in history Especially contact All of it

If you get sweaty and then you're locked in And you're bathing with a bunch of guys I think it becomes yeah But like there's a lot of sports Where that isn't the gays That's true Not a lot but like a few It's interesting to how baked in

All the American ones are pretty fucking gay The padding on the asses Like slapping people's asses That shit's weird Like that is so ingrained into it And I never I never got used to it I never got I never liked it when I ignored it

But I go whatever It just bother me That's how he had to treat it Since it was so ingrained in the culture It was just like I'm not gonna get I never slap people's asses I just I didn't I did it to the helmets though

I definitely daze motherfuckers When I did the helmet slap What are you saying? Like the grab it. I fucking hate it. Boom. I got like almost Concussed one time.

Absolutely. I've days motherfuckers that's happening before too. I luckily never got actually concussed. But you felt it though. You felt your fucking

your world to get rattled. This guy was so like there's this dude Jake who I just saw on Facebook recently. He's fucking like. So he's a fucking Jake. Yeah. Jacob, man.

Jake's to the worst. They are the worst. But this guy's like fucking all exactly who you thought he was. He was in the after high school army. And now he like owns a gym and he's roided out. And I was like, He's exactly who.

Because in high school, I remember one time he was so hyped. He grabbed my face mask. And he was bam, bam, bam, bam. And all of a sudden, like, flashes of white. And I'm like, oh, my God. Because he fucking Captain America? What the hell is that? That's insane.

Like, there's just those people that are so. They get so hype, bro. They're so fuck. I was like, yo, like you. I love people like that. You're, you're dangerous. Yeah. You strap C40.

You can't close you up. You know, it just. He carries a tentator. Let's go, poosh. I would love to see that. What's that called to the game when a guy climbs from a place and he's like, yeah, he blows himself up.

There's a cold duty game with that? There's a Call of Duty cutscene where some guy climbs up out of a hole from somewhere. He's wearing like fucking, fucking obviously Call of Duty as Army gear. And he yells and explodes.

I've never seen that. He's probably thinking of a G.I. Joe or something, Like the way he makes his shit up. That's not real. Wait, let me see it. I can't imagine a cold duty. I can't, I can't, I, zombies maybe? Let me see.

I imagine it's probably the modern day modern warfare's and it was probably, wait, they fought Russians though, didn't they? I have no idea. I haven't played any of those. I'm still, not to the degree that, you know. I bought the, the new one and I still haven't played it. Oh, black up six? No. Oh, no, no.

I mean, I'm, like. Although I hear people like hate it now, but like, I don't know. Whatever. What are they? Oh, what's in? I don't know what that even means. Dead Space 3. It's not Cod.

That's so different. He looks like a Cod player character to me. He doesn't like a Cod character. How do you even find that? Well, all right. We're going to show another fucking video on the show that the audience can't see. It's a Cod person to me. What is the video called so they can look it up?

I said Dead Space 3, Guy explodes. Guy explodes. Dead Space 3. I never played Dead Space 3. You didn't? It's fun. Yeah. I heard it was a good.

Well, I played a little. little bit of it. Well, to be fair, what am I saying? I've only played bits and pieces of the other two. I never even I never even finished any of them. Oh, really? No, because, yeah, it was, so I didn't, I never owned the first one. I bought the second one. Actually, I think I owned the second one. I play the second one with my friend. And of course, it was around the time where you're doing that fucking I thing. Oh, yeah. And I was like, well, what the fuck is this? He just kept killing him. Like, well, um, so then we end of your experience. That's so early. into the game. You eye gouged, Isaac.

That is 40 times into the game. That's maybe like two hours, three hours into the game. You're like, I can't do this. I'm out. There's certain games

that's how I experience in my other friend's house, right? Oh, for sure. Just fucking around. And then that was my experience and I just never got around to it. There's like a handful of games. Like,

there's like, I saw this video. I don't, I think it was a video. Yeah. Of this guy talking about like, this is a genre of game that I've discovered.

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Have you heard of this? Oh, no. The idea is like, do you, do you get? Yes. Like, Halo was a cousin game. No, no, no, no, no. It wouldn't be, at first, right. Yeah.

It would be like, just games that, like, no one fucking has this. It would be, like, fracture or, like, dark void or, like, uh, shadow run. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, like, fun, though. Right, but, like, who the fuck has Shadow Run? Right. Your cousin has shadow

Yeah, yeah You would never have it Self-actor Like these games That sound made up As I'm saying them But are real I used to play

Self-actor psychokinetic wars Look that up It's real Those are just cool words Yeah, I know It is literally SEO shit That's how a lot of

Yes I learned So many titles Are just that It's even like In the mobile gaming So to increase it It's usually

Three words Yeah To increase optimist So they pick like it's like a why it's called raid shadow legends It's what a stupid fucking name and it it doesn't even like really make any like yeah you do The only thing is raiding dungeons that's the only the shadow legends thing is this Why so dumb? But it's just shadows a cool word legends and then raiding stuff like it's literally is just several cool words Throwing together that is so many things it is so many and it's so many good things too that's

That's unfortunate. Yeah. Like a lot of games are that. It's kind of crazy. It's so, so, you're gonna red dead redemption. What?

Yes. Red dead. Why is it called that? Exactly. What about it? Why is it called right or dead? Because I think the, because yeah,

what is red dead? Let me look up why it's called that. So I think it's gonna be nothing. The original redded revolver. Uh-huh. Involved like the character's name was red. I think that's what it was. So that's where the red comes from.

I think. I could be wrong. I'm remembering No you think you're right But red harlowe or something Red Harlow or something like that Yeah He's like the legendary gunslinger

In the lore of like Red Dead Red Dead Redemption And Redemption do Yeah But like that's where Red comes from Dead Revolver I don't know Is there there's a dead

I don't know They put dead in there It just sounds cool Yeah Dead yeah course Red Dead Revolver does sound dope It does Oh you play as legendary

you're gunting a red harlowe on the first game giving your name red dead yeah you're quite literally right yeah yeah exactly that thank you for confirming though yeah yeah because actually I didn't want to confirm that it's what's called yeah he's red dead harlowe he actually is in the game you talk they talk about him they talk about him yeah his name's red dead harlowe what of that yeah there you go I think his hat was red that's why that can't be fucking red red red hat they had like a red little hat on I'm he had a red he had a red bend Danna. That is 100% of fact.

Red. That is true. And his name's red. And he just has red stuff. He's just all red. He's just the fucking PowerPoint. What is it? What is his name?

Roddy Ruff from the one. Fucking him. He's them. He's just them. Dude, him would be they, them though. Wouldn't? Absolutely. Him is very androgynous.

Him is surprisingly like, like, that character is very contemporary. No. In looking back at it. I mean. It's just like, here's him, and it's very clearly a feminine freak. Yeah. You know? That I think, I think it was an attempt to normalization of it because him kind of

just existed most of the time. Or it might have been extremely homophobic and transphobic. I actually don't think so. I don't think it was. Well, he's a villain, I guess. There is a, there is a. It was also the devil. There's a screen.

Yeah. Yeah. He's a lobster. He's a lobster. Like, that's fucking weird. I love that character so much. The episode when it actually tried to fight back finally because they beat it up one time

at night time it was like, oh him, they attacked him once and it was like, I'm gonna actually try against you. Yeah, didn't he go like crazy? And then him just destroyed them and it's like, oh, maybe we're not gonna fuck with this person anymore. Yeah, he was like terrifying. Yeah, he became like a freaking like octopus demon thing

and I was like, this is crazy. Him was the fucking final boss. Like always they were terrified. That's why. Well, definitely wasn't fuzzy lumping. It was. Fuzzy Lumpkin had a K-O-KKN version, though, too. Fuzzy, I love when he rage.

When he would turn, he would turn just red, right? It was like a different color. Because Fuzzy just wanted to be left alone, essentially. He was Hulk, literally. And he just, yeah, he actually kind of, the way that he was a retarded Hulk. He was just a Bumpkin Hulk. He was like, I won't be left alone. Why y'all find me?

Like, he's, he was great. He was sweet. He was actually sweet. And then it was Moso soap most Mojo-Jujo. Dude, that, I, I, I advocate. and I know I've said on the podcast before, but I advocate so heavily where I spread the gospel

of the PowerPuff Girl villains. Unironically, a great rogues gallery, kind of. Yeah. To me, I was actually, I was going to say some people would probably wildly disagree with me, but I'm like, honestly,

for within the context of the show, these villains are written better. It's hard for me to even say this. But like, they're more written, there's more soundly written than some of, some of the more popular Batman villains. Oh, I agree.

I think they absolutely fit the world that they're in. Like a world where there are these three little power, like superpowered children girl, like a little five-year-old girls, these characters fit the world really well. Yeah. I think Mojo being like technically their brother and like just being like,

oh, I became evil because you fucks ruined my life. Yeah. Fuzzy Lumpkin get a gang green gang just being kids. Gangrene gang is awesome. They're just kids. I love the gangrene are awesome. No, yeah, I mean, just even visually, visually, like, I think they're like,

it's such a, they're all so well designed. Yeah. Except for Fuzzy Lepkins, he looks like shit. But I think Fuzzy looks cool. It works, but all, like, he's, like, it's a terrible drawing. No, I think, I, I think he's meant to look silly. But I know.

Like, he's like there, he's like, they're, like, silly little strong guy, you know? I understand. I'm just saying. Who else is there? Compared to Moto Jojo. There's Princess. There's the Amoeba Boys.

Oh, my God. The Amoebo boys. They're useless. They're useless mob fucking amoebas, which is amazing. They're so big. They're so big. They're very big. They're big and they're only themselves literally.

Yeah, they're a giant single cell door. If I saw a giant amoeba, I would have a fucking heart attack. Yeah. I don't think you wouldn't be able to become a blind spot. It would become a blur. It would be like something missing. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know what I'm looking at.

Unless it had a hat, then I'd be, oh my God. Oh, it's an amoeba gang. They're real. I knew they were real. I'm going to go to my inab gang bunker. I've been making this time I was four. It's four. Holy shit.

I've been building this bunker in case of the amoeba boys for years. And now I've vindicated. The idea of fallout bunkers. You ever thought about a fallout bunker? Like really thought about it? What, that they're real and that people like actually invest in them and people were convinced that that would happen? It is amazing.

I'm going to use this to survive the apocalypse. Like, you know how hot it's going to get in there? of a nuke drops near you, bro. I don't. I have no concept about it. Do you think, do you think, do you remember all those times

that became shadows? Yeah, but they were right there, though. I could see, like, you being underground being helpful. I think underground. I feel like, better than not being underground.

Go to a cave. A cave where it'll collapse on you? Maybe not. I feel like caves are built to collapse in someone. I feel like Jesus Christ when it's like came back to life. So I feel like, you know. It's the opposite of that Eminem song.

Yeah, that's what I was. Until like, built to collapse. Built to collapse. That's his next album. I've built to collapse. I fall apart at every single moment. Like, what is he?

Just building a cave out of like rulers or something? Like, why are they? It's like, it's sturdy, but it's gonna collapse. Yeah. I built my house out of protractors. Yeah.

The nukes fall. He's the only person that's fine. And in fact, absorbed all the radiation in the general area. He is completely fine. Hmm. Do you? You know sunflowers absorb radiation.

You know that, right? Sunflowers? But wouldn't they have to? Was that why they planted all them by Chernobyl and shit? I think that's probably why, yeah. It's probably not why, but I just... I'm not going to say... They do absorb radiation higher than milk,

because I think they all have to absorb radiation. That's as far as chlorophyll. You know what this feels like? This feels like that Bill Burr, Joe Rogan moment where you do get the cigars, he's like, I'm not going to listen to you as a person without a medical degree. That's exactly why I stopped. I was like that.

I felt you say that to me telepathically. It's like, we don't know shit. It's so stupid. They absorb an abnormal amount because every single plant absorbs radiation. I don't doubt that. It was where I was going with what I said with the, that's why they planted it by turmoil. Like, I just know that sunflowers are very native to Ukraine, right? And they have like a huge sunflower seed population over there.

I did not know that. Yeah. They absorb nuclear radiation at a much higher rate than any of the flower. All right them process it really quickly. Yeah, but what is that? Higher rate. Well, they can't be crazy. Because otherwise you can just wear a sunflower

It's still a flower Compared to the excessive amount of nuclear radiation That comes off of certain things So here's the thing Could you bear the brunt of a nuclear explosion If you covered yourself in sunflowers I mean they would burn away first Yes

They'd burn away first Like let's say if you're in If they burn away then they can't absorb radiation Yeah So it's a lie Well no Let's say if there was a place That was full of

I've really irradiated Because you're not gonna wear Because there's still an extreme amount of heat And force Chris That's gonna kill you still Well, what if, what if you were, what have you, uh, what, like, let's say like, like, you're fucking, you're framing. What if you put, what if you put, what if you froze them?

So let me finish. Let me finish. Let me finish. Yeah. Wow. Wow. So let's say if you were like, I'm, we're playing fallout, right? You know, you're getting into the air to the rack, right?

Look, gosh, walks out of the fucking radio actor. I'm safe. He's covered in sunglasses like, Louis, no. Don't do it, Louie, no. I'm going to take the brunt of the blast. Get behind me. Get behind me. I'll save the world.

I'll bring about peace. I'm going to get hit with a nuclear blast. What a wonderful. Wait, wait, wait, wait. He endures a little longer. He's like a little bit. He's like a little stable. Like people are looking like, oh, he's going to, is he going to, he's going to do it?

Oh, no. And then he vaporized it. It's like a beam struggle for exactly two seconds. And then he just wiped off the face of the earth. The idea of there being a moment of their, remember, it's like a bunch of shows I've done it. Remember Rick and Morty Caban versus Carr? Yes. Yes.

There's a little bit of guilt. That fucking killed me. Dude, I was like, it was, I love the idea of the people who were like, of course, what the fuck did you think? What did you think? That's a car. That's a person. That show was at its best when it was mostly improvised. Yes.

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He's crying. He's crying. It's a beautiful moment. It's a beautiful moment. It was so beautiful. And the announcers are just like, it looks like it's like, oh, well. Well, again, like, And the victory goes once again to the car. Remember the sound the car makes, beep, beep, like a little, like a little wimpy ass.

A little victory fucking beep. It's good. I remember that first, it's so weird thinking about it because now it's, it's become such a fucking mess. And, you know, it's kind of gotten to that Simpsons territory already. Yeah. Where people are like, ah,

it's not as good as it used to be. I think there's plenty of moments that are still very funny. The problem of Rick and Morty is that it's just, those first two seasons, it was funnier. It was funnier before. When I,

the big problem that they shot themselves in the foot by being a linear show. Oh, like sequential, like, yeah. Like you can't just reset and just do whatever the fuck you want,

even though they technically could because there's time travel and multiple dimensions, but it's always going. And then so if you make a decision that people are just, like, I don't really like, and they're just going to stick with it and then keep trying to work around it. That's a hard thing to come back to them. I think they actually kind of did that. And that's kind of the, I think

that's almost the problem with it. It was like a series in the way that like, you know, a proper TV show is not like a, you know, not like a reset every week. Yeah. For the first two seasons. And they were building up to something. And then the third season they were like, let's not do that anymore. And then they just undid it like, remember that first episode of season three where they like and they stopped all. They just, they had like a big thing that they were building up to And then they just like did it did away with it in one episode And then from there on out it was like kind of like we adventures Was it because like I feel like the whole arcs of Jerry and what's the wife's name? I can't remember the name

Beth well that's kind of thing they just fell back into doing the same thing again But like it's they reset for no reason but then there was like it but then no Because right didn't they don't they still have issues and then there's like a clone And all that shit still happened yeah like it was a mess yeah I feel like all that stuff was You know I just thought I was simple before though because it was just Rick versus the shadow government yeah and now it's like there's a fucking clone and I guess I have to watch

because I kind of just don't remember and that's the thing it's not as impactful I guess I'm behind like maybe a season but I do watch it I do get laughs out of it there are the funny sequences like the one where they're like this jump with this Vada Vassad of Asad but it's actually a giant Vadawares Malindu that was a while ago

that was a couple seasons ago the Vada of acid was I remember that was like that was one of the episodes of people like yeah seasons whatever this is a good episode though yeah but like that first first season and the second season are so good. Yeah. And it was interdimensional cable. The first interdimensional cable

Had to me crying. It cracked me up so hard. It was unlike it. Ball Funlers? Oh, ball foundlers was was it. That was later. I thought that was actual show. Or was that was that was in the cable? That was in the cable. I'm sure it became. I forget because I remember seeing it recurring at some point. The first dimensional cable was the thing where they went and they found out Beth and Jerry, you know, it's where they didn't get married. And like Jerry's a famous actor and Beth is like a fucking world class

fucking scientist. I don't think that's true at all. It is. You could be right. I don't know. It's been a while. It was the first one. The second one is when like... That was the subplot?

Yeah. Well, that was one of the things that was going on. Because I remember like, get him demons. Get him. Oh yeah. The guy doing stand-up. Yeah. The guy doing stand-up and he's like, get him.

Rip his soul out. Ripley and kill him. I love the idea of just having some drunk dude riff in a booth and then having to animate it. Yeah. That's what made it funny. Yeah. I think funny improv that show is really, really good. It's very few shows that do it that well.

After season two, though, I kind of... Was it house hunters? I think it was in like the second episode of the interventional cable or something. It was like house hunters and these fucking rednecks like hunting houses and there's a house

like it had like eyes and shit like oh and there is shooting in the house. It's fucking stupid. It's dumb shit that we would invent here. Yeah, totally. And this was like I remember seeing in 2014, 2013 when that show first came out of

I remember that being like kind of like, whoa, I can't believe something this stupid is being treated this seriously. And then it immediately got fun. The Setsuan sauce shit Fucked it up I think that shit did damage to the series That was the that was the Crescendo

That was definitely the Crescentia And it sucked because it wasn't their fault It wasn't their fault Like they They didn't even make it a big deal In the series It was just like it showed everything I really wanted some

That was a big deal That was clearly something cathartic To somebody I don't know Who wrote that specifically In the show I really liked it That was someone who clearly Really loved the Session one sauce

Right And then just put it in there Just to tell everybody Because I would do stuff like that too Like, say, talking about the Powerpuff Girl villains, like that's my thing, right? I'd want to, if I had a larger platform, well, kind of like this, I guess, right? Let me put this in here and then get people to do some research or something. But not like, imagine having, like, dumb fucking kids showing up and like the guy that was doing the bit.

Yeah. Ring on the McDonald's and stuff. That was terrible, man. That was, that really damaged the show. That was season three. It was that and Pickle Rick. Pickle Rick. Rick was funny.

I think it was funny. but it was also like, Pickle Rick was fine. I didn't have a... It was the fans that really did. It was in the show, if the fans didn't react in such a stupid way, I didn't see anything wrong with the show.

Because in the show, it was stupid. That was the point of it in the show to be fucking dumb. I think the, yeah, I don't know. The show started taking itself too seriously, I think, in some way. With the pickle, what are you talking about? Yeah, because that weird Pickle Rick episode

was also like a therapy session. You remember? He'd rather do anything. I thought that was the beauty of that show where they had like these very like say Rick I remember at uh there was a point where he was like about to kill himself and this was that was great yeah like there was very

I always thought it was like a one bit you know it wasn't like the whole central thesis of like the conclusion of an episode maybe so because I also felt like that the uh the I mean there's plenty of cool moments like when the when the dog took over the world oh yeah yeah I thought that the like it had like or even the concept with everything kept

they kept doing diverging things so I kept splitting and everything like that and then when Rick was about the die he was like please God save me please God Then as soon as he gets safe, fuck you, God, suck my dick, and he flew away. And I'm like, that's fucking funny. Because as no matter how atheists you are, whenever shit gets really bad, you're like, well, down, diemint the old backup.

Oh, like, help me out, God. The last, the last ditch ever. I never felt that. Really? Well, yeah, I mean, I don't really feel that either. Well, because I just don't actually think. Right, yeah. I can't even.

I specifically remember, like, I told you about when I was on the plane, right? And the oxygen mask came down because it was like a fucking malfunctioned in the fucking plane. It was scary, but I was. Just like, oh, I guess this is it. If you think you're going to, like, I had the moment, too, where I thought my head was going to be crushed by, uh, the weights where a guy misbotted me.

He wasn't paying attention. And when it was, oh, right, right, right, right. Yeah, I talked about that. And I didn't feel any panic. It was just acceptance. Oh, here we go. I like how weird. We do this show and this fucking asshole.

This is actually news. Oh, is it? So apparently there's been a huge layoff at not Marvel rivals, uh, what you call it, uh, the people that made it. The whole directing team got laid off. Why? Netty's huge line-wide layoffs. That's serious.

That makes no sense. All right. Yeah. I mean, that's not, I, I, I, uh, okay. Just talking about layoffs and how fuck this is everything is. The whole American directing team is like, well, get raped. You guys can't buy food now. Not to mention, everything's got up in price.

Quite a bit, actually. Of course. Yeah. I almost bought these stickers, uh, but then I decided, I decided not to. There's these stick. I logged on, uh, I updated TikTok because it's back on a store. and the first thing that popped up was this lady selling these Trump stickers that like you can slap by the grocery prices

I remember I was saying like hey yeah you all you all really thought it was like one of those things like oh y'all really thought I was gonna do something about this like that's cute it was just like one of those like it was it gave me a chuckle and I was going to support her but then I was like I don't know if this is this might be a Chinese person that's like you know I don't know if it's a real person so I was like my favorite things recently is like the Philford again award have you seen that yes The dude's like loaded with fell for it again Rivens

It's fucking insane It is What else happened? I paid $44 for a slice of bread yesterday What else happened? The whole thing about removing taxes on On tips What?

That was supposed to be That was one of the huge things He said he was like I'm going to remove taxes on shit Oh yeah he wasn't going to do that And he was another thing Was tax on tips There was going to do On overtime as well too

It was both for those And it's like I can't do it Yeah, yeah. Well, there's like, good, by the way, like, yeah. They're, you know, everything. I, I hated, God damn it, man. It's, whatever.

At this point, it's just, look, look, I've said it before. Drown in it. I've said it before the, the, being, being, being, growing up in America, you're, you're prone to most people that, you know, you're prone to just believe whatever. Because that's just the culture. So what are you going to do? How are you going to fix that? When the foundation is.

is just going up and it's like, hey, magic and talking animals are real. Like, how do you can't, you can, how do you get around that? There's also just like the conformity of nonconformity, you know what I mean? Where like the idea of like, oh, I'm going to believe the exact opposite of this thing. And that makes me smart. You know what I mean? The government says something, so I'll just believe the exact opposite. It was like, that's the same thing as just believing what they say without any.

You're stupid as the opposite direction. Right. Because you would just do reverse psychology if you're the government. Right. Exactly. Exactly. It's a way. But the thing is, it pisses me off that they don't even fucking believe that because the government is now the person that they love.

Yeah. It's like, do you see this guy said, so when Trump said, oh, you can't break any laws if you're saving the country, which is, you know, sound the fucking alarms. Sound the dictatorial alarms to say, I can't break laws if I'm saving your country. You know, that's an absolutely, like, said, you know that they would freak out. of Obamna or fucking... Oh, if Obama said that. Or Brandon said it or whatever. They would fucking be losing their fucking minds,

but now their dad said it. And this guy was like, we're with you. You're our walking constitution. That's crazy. Whoa. I was like, this is getting... Somebody burned that fucking paper up.

It's getting weird fast. Like, it's getting weirder in a way that I didn't see it turning. Yeah. Like, I thought like there's gonna be some people to be like, that's a little... It's a little crazy. a little, but like to just kind of

Now they have to suffer more. I don't, you're right about that. I'm just wondering like, I, but there's a part of him that thinks he'll tell them to put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger for America. I would be great if this ends like that. What happened?

Does that more people? If this ends like a Jones town situation, oh my God, thank God. I think they won't do it, but I think a lot more would do it. I think a lot more would do it. I think a lot more would do it. I think 40% of them would do it.

Look, in the, in the, in the context of of, or say doing it like actually Jonestown. Yeah. Doing an actual like, uh, cool aid or type of poison. I think it would be the vast majority of women do it. Oh yeah,

yeah, yeah. The gun in the mouth, that's, that's probably, 40% of them, I think. Yeah, less than 50.

It'd be, it'd be more, 50, but more than you would ever be. It'd be way more than you'd be like, this is crazy that many days. But that'd also be it. That'd be like,

oh, we have to worry enough. We have to leave America now. Yeah. Because that means he, They'll, a lot of them will do anything you ask. I did see people already going like, he who, you can't break laws if you're saving your country and it's just like a picture of Luigi.

Yeah. So it's already like, I mean, you could twist that in so many different things. That's the whole, that's the whole entire reason why it's like, oh, saying somebody like somebody who has one of the most powerful positions in the world, that is an insane thing to say. Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman,

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because I saw I saw his what was it called the Obama deception I was like what the fuck is this and then there were some points in there that I'm like oh this is really interesting I didn't know about some of this stuff and so I checked out his show and that was around the time when he had like Charlie Sheen and all that tiger blood shit happened

so I was like what the fuck is happening and then he went on the view and started talking about a million dead Iraqis and I'm like, Alex Joan was on the view. He went on the view. Once he interviewed Charlie Sheen, the view was like,

we got to talk to this fucking guy. What the hell? What's going on? Because Charlie Sheen was a big star and all this shit. And then he went on and started spouting off. I'm sure there was other crazy shit that he said, but I just remember him talking about, you know,

the military industrial complex on the view. A million dead Iraqis, and they're like, hold on, slow down. We're going to let you speak. But they were trying to like ask him questions. He was like, I don't give a fuck.

I'm going to say this and this and that. And I'm like, this is insane. So at the time, I thought I was like, this guy's like, there's some good in him, right? And at the time, actually, he made like anti-police state documentaries. And I was like, this guy seems even keel. He's insane, but he seems like he's going to attack anybody who's threatening the government. And then Trump showed up and I don't know if like a penis-shaped gun wouldn't his mouth.

And it was like, you're going to stop all that. Because what's happening right now, I think Alex Jones, would rip his heart out and be like America's done and just die or something because the way that he used to act there's the most unconstitutional they ever heard oh it would be like bush he'd be shitting on Bush and the Patriot Act and all the stuff and like this is the craziest draconian shit and then like literally what's happening right now and I'm like that nigga I haven't heard a word from that dude now to be fair he's off of every platform but you'd still think he would somehow get up into the surface and be like wow like that fucking angler fish yeah you're just like that

And I was just like, oh man, did you see that, by the way? That angler, do you know what I'm talking about? No, is there like, they found a new one? No, so it was like, it went viral a couple days ago. It was like this black anglerfish and they found it swimming up to the surface, which they don't do.

That's why it was like disturbing and like weird. Oh, swimming up to the server and then it died at the service. So there was all these like, these like Pixar kind of stories about it. It's like, oh, he flew up to the surface and died. It was like, oh, what a beautiful, sad kind of story. And then like, you see.

They're not supposed to be there. Well, yeah, but like, you know the idea, the general vibe of like a Pixar story like that. It's like, my life is over. Oh, I want to see the sun. You know what I mean? It's some bullshit like that. But like, I saw a picture of this anglerfish in like some dude's hand. Brother.

You're horrifying looking. No. They're so overwhelmingly small. Oh, really? In my mind, an anglerfish is quite big. I wouldn't say like a shark or anything. No, they're like. They're a huge ones.

I'm sure of it. Dude, this one. In a vacuum, in the ocean, it looks big. But, like, you see it in some dude's hand. It's literally like this big. That must have been a small one. I've definitely, I'm sure I've seen big ones. How do you know that, though?

Well, so now, well, I guess we would have to. I've seen, we have to look that up. It's more less diagrams of them probably. I for sure would imagine that they're bigger than that, too, based on how some of them were drawn in certain things or, like, attacking other stuff. For sure, yeah. But look up how big in English. anglerfish is because that fucked me up because I'm like it could be a baby but like it could

like but now I'm thinking like I've never seen an anglerfish next to something else that I know the size of you know what I mean I haven't seen an anglerfish next to an hour so nice team and be about four feet long four feet long yeah that's how long they can get yeah all right that's that's better I was like I was about to be like yo this is fucking that's about what I thought right but like I was distressing when I saw how small that thing was yeah maybe it was a baby and Nobody said it was a fucking baby. Stupid idiot baby swimming. It just fucking.

What's that? What's going on up there? The fact that deep see, oh my God, they look so offensive. There's such an offensive design. They look, they're designed.

You know the flamethrower? How they always used to paint that thing. The other flame, like the dragon ass thing. They look almost designed like one of those things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where like they're designed to be like, I really hate,

oh, I feel it in my. inside of me. I hate the deep ocean. Oh my, I'm talking about it right now, I feel like there's fire in my arm. I hope he gets taken out by a giant squid. Like somehow. It's poetic. It would be poetic. It would be like, oh, we're going to have a snark tank cruise. You know, we're going to do a cruise. And we're as a prank, we're going to flip the boat. I feel like that's why I avoid water. I feel like, I feel like, because even I don't even go to a beach, I just look at it, like, oh, I know what's in there. I know what's in. I know what's it. You're after me.

There's like a fucking giant eyeball like that blinks. I pretty much never go. I pretty much never go into the deep part of the beach. Fuck no. I don't see the point. I don't, the last time I did that was, I remember specifically,

it was like 2015. I was swimming with a friend of mine that she loved the ocean and was like, let's go. And I was like, ew, and I'm feeling all the seaweed slap me and shit. And I'm like, bro, I don't know if there's a,

seaweed or if there's a jellyfish that decided not to sting me. Yeah, yeah. It's threatening. Everything about it is threatening. I don't go into water because I know the sea pedophiles are there and I don't want to deal with a sea pedophiles. Yeah, the aquatic pedophiles. They're fucking dangerous.

But are you assuming that you're like a child and they're going to get you or what you're saying? I don't know. Something about me is boyish or they want. They want me particularly. Child-sized penis. Hey, man. Is that you been lying the entire time?

Hey, man. It's real tiny and curbs in the size. so funny. Like you're like you're so, you're so tall, you're so big and your dick is so small. That'd be so unfortunate. You know who said we just named dropped him because he said himself that he has, or I guess people have seen it

the amazing atheist. Oh really? There's a video of him Oh yeah, the banana, right? Not the banana because the I don't know if I've never seen that. I don't know if that's around but somebody blurred out himself pouring

hot water on his dick there's videos of people made documentaries of him and then he's just like it's all blurred out and he's like it's so fucking funny because you know what do you call that

is that sadism or massacism I think machism is towards yourself I think yeah I always get that mixed up yeah but that that I only know that because there's what's that there's a Seinfeld joke about like what's the difference between a dentist and a sadist

newer magazines, which sucks. I always hated that joke. But that's why I know what to say to is. Newer magazines, that's so dumb. It's really stupid. Yeah, that, okay, that's, I'm sure somebody's gonna look at it up. That shit's funny. There was something funny about it,

because it's not like it's, oh, I don't think it's third degree burns hot, so he's like screaming. He's like screaming in a, he's like making painful nurses, but also, I think I would have died if it was bad. I think third degree is like, it doesn't. doesn't even really hurt anymore. You're just taking a lot of damage. Is third degree worse than first degree?

Yes. In this context to me. I hate how sometimes like saying law, first degree is worse than third, right? It piss me on. The laws you're most close to it, I guess. That's why the most like intimate is for law. But I think in general, things that are higher are worse. It's, it's a stupid, it just, I hate that it depends.

Law is meant to confuse you also. Like by, by definition laws. That is true. Yeah. You're not meant to know you're supposed to be confused. You're not meant to know your rights. Yeah. Yeah.

That's literally. Actually, literally. That's why it's written in Latin so much. Yes. Why there's so much? It's like, why the fuck is there Latin? And why is it Latin in America where we don't speak a Latin language? It is truly.

Like, why is that? Like, why is that? Well, you know what annoys me even more? You know how there's like people like RFK Jr. That are like, oh, I know so much. He is a, so he actually probably knows more about the law, but he pretends to know more about fucking science. Yeah, yeah.

And that, I've noticed that about all those insane people where I don't really see any of those people being like, oh, well, constitutionally this, this is that like, but they always, when it comes to vaccines or something, they're like, oh, well, and I'm like, what the fuck is going on? It's a thing where you talk to a Christian about fucking, you talk to a Christian about fucking, like, gender stuff. And it's like, you're a, you're, you are a pastor. You are not a scientist. Yeah, Nick, you don't know nothing about another. This is not your field. This is not when you're at. You're going to go to your priest about.

to mention where you're in your religion it quite literally says it's not your job to care about this you're supposed to just be good along the ride it's it's such insanity and every time i've like i remember when i was younger and i had a conversation about gay people to my pastor and he was like it's wrong and it's against god's well and i'm like all right cool so why do you care this against god's will like what doesn't god the one is going to judge us and he's like yeah so when why do you care because it offends god Why do you care? It's like, it offense God to let God be the one to punish it if it's a problem. And it's like...

You know, it's crazy? I just had a... I know this is completely aside. I had a really intense visual of like ripping your ear off, like a hangnail. And it took your eyes with it. Like a... And that was like a raccoon. Would it take like this the lids, though?

Yeah, I guess, I guess not in my hallucination. That'd bother me a lot. Yeah. Like, you're some... The vacuum of the, of ripping it so fast. Took the eyes with it. eyes out. Yeah. That's great. Anyway.

Yeah. That works. That would suck because I lose my eyes. It's the only good trade I have in general. Would it be like a reverse raccoon? Like you have like, it's like red. A caroon? It's like. A caroon? Yeah. So like, but it's just that one part.

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Okunra. Yeah. Is that what it was? And then, you know, those bumpkins were like, where the Coon ride? And I don't know. Like, do you mean raccoon or something? What you mean? Yeah. What you're saying? I'm trying to get up to a high level of Coonerate. Rish really soon. Want to be, when I get really Coon max. You want to level it up? Yeah. I like that. Good idea. Good idea. Good idea. Good idea. Because I've never, I've never been a Coonish person. I'm trying to. Well, start a, start a channel. Yeah.

Coon maxing. Yeah. The name of the channel's Coon Maxing. Coon Maxing. How long would, do you think people would get it? I mean, they probably wouldn't get it. It would be hard for people not to get it. Yeah.

Because the second one person gets it. It's kind of the secrets out. It's kind of the problem now with doing anything like that is that like, it's almost like the Eric Andre problem. You know, where like you can't have, he can't. Right. The same kind of thing is season one again. I think it's over it.

I don't think it's what I'm saying. I think he's going to bring it back. But even if even, let's see. Let's say potentially even if it wasn't Or let's say maybe it is, I don't know You can't get that back again That's like a genie out of the bottle type situation Where like you couldn't keep that going for a long time anyway

Because everybody's in on it It's like Ali G also Yeah It was like it was over at a certain point The interesting thing it actually It's so it It still works to a certain extent Because they still don't know what the fuck's gonna happen

Yeah And the bits are still funny to me the problem was how much the the people involved have changed like I missed the original band Hannibal's gone and so like they had that Felipe guy that Fluffy made famous what's his name Gabriel Gracius

He was on there not Gabriel Glaces but his friend he had a friend name I think I just said is what the Fluffy Did I say his name? No I didn't say Fluffy is the guy Fluffy is Gabriel Glacius Felipe I guess Felipe that's right Felipe his friend

So he took Hannibal's place And it's not the same Not even fucking Like Jojo this the other day Just randomly just brought the fuck It was like Morpheus And he was like rapping the Morpheus

Orphuses Warruses There's that fucking he's like Just frees like comes out of like a coffin or something And then he's like fucking morphious But he's also like just It's the most absurd fucking like One of the bits on that show

And I mean there was many of them though But it's, I miss the old band. Like there was a guy that would play a sax that, uh, Julian, Julian Barbary was on. Oh, yeah. And she was like, she was obviously in on it. She was like being all stupid and shit.

And he's like, hey, hey, can you help me kill myself? And like that it was so on it. Hey. I had to turn it off. I like that old Asian guy they cut to you sometimes where he's like, he was like one of like the PAs or so I don't know what he was. I don't know. He was like some Asian guy in the dark.

There's a, there's a scene in that shit that's so far. where like he's doing a stand-up joke and it's really bad and one guy comes on stage and tries to kill him. I don't remember that one of the. That is such. I actually haven't seen all of them. That is such. It's like 15-minute shows, man.

I know. I just say it weighs through it. Like, and then you got to keep your set going. You got to be like, whoa, what's up with that guy, you know? You don't break character. You don't like freak out. You just keep your set going and you flow from there. And it's like, he almost got to.

assassinated. There's the ninja, they do like the ninja warriors, but it's like with rappers. It was it called like ninja rap warriors? I can't remember what it's called. They did it with Joey Badass. They did A-Sap Rocky. They did with a lot of prominent rappers and like he actually fucks with them. They'll tase fucking put like there'll be a

mouse traps like they have to walk on a beam blindfolded and they have to freestyle and there's like fucking like mouse traps on the floor. They're getting tased. That is insane. I didn't see that. That's great, man. The best, the best gag is when he put Seth Rogen's phone, actual phone number on fucking television.

Was that real? That was real. He put his for real phone number. Seth Rogen tweeted about it. He was like, dude, that was my real phone number. People were calling to change my number. That is crazy. That's funny.

That's awesome. That show, like the first season, it, like, it's, the second season is probably my favorite. But the first one is, yeah, because there's a, so, oh, the Asian dude, he so they have on luferigno and then luferino thinks it's got to be a real interview yeah yeah and then they bring out like while luf was saying something ladies and gentlemen the hulk and they bring up that Asian dude

painted green like the Hulk and then he's basically sitting like on Lou like he's so like touching him and he's like I'm serious like you're gonna have to move or I'm gonna like he's getting so upset and the Asian guy's getting a little closer and he's getting visually upset

I think he's going to attack him. And it's so uncomfortable, but it's one of those uncomfortable. It's so fucking funny, dude. It is great. I like some of the on the street stuff too. The cop beating up the car. Where it's like,

he's beating up a police car. And the cop comes up, he's like, what are you doing? Some bad ass shit. That's what you do it. He joins in. And everybody's like,

what the fuck is going on? It's fun. It's a fun. I haven't sat through all of it. It's a quick, it's a quick, it's a quick, you can breeze through them really quick. You can play through it real fast. I like having things left of those things that I haven't seen though, I think. You've seen the Jeanette McCurdy one, right?

Yeah. That was one of the first ones I saw. That's fuck. It's funny, but it's sad. She does a face. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter.

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It is terrifying her. And she's like just. But it is so funny. It is so funny. Please help me. And then saying something like, I remember she said something like. She smiles and frowns at the same time. It was like, oh, um, the, the talks about her nudes, like dropping.

So I wasn't nude. It was like I was in my underwear. And then it was like, I think he was trying to say like it was it this. It was like a fucking picture of Obama. It was like a Photoshop picture of Obama naked and shit that he kept bringing through. That was, it's brilliant. I just don't know how it was sort of describe it. I think the idea of making celebrities uncomfortable just feels good to watch.

Yeah. Unnerving them is like, it's good because the traditional interviews are, I've never, the only time I've ever liked a celebrity interview is when it's like a Bill Burr or something. Because Bill Burr is just, he's being Bill Burr, like Bill Burr doing Conan was always. Yeah, they're doing stand-up together. That was a great. But usually when it's just a celebrity, and I can't watch Jimmy Fallon. I'm sorry. I just can't. It just doesn't. He annoys me a lot. I don't know why. He really annoys me. They're all the worst ones for different reasons. It's funny. Like Jimmy Fallon is the worst because he's just kind of like annoying to watch. Stephen Colbert is also the worst because he's just a bad interviewer. I guess he's, I liked him when you did the Colbert report because he was playing the character. Yeah, he was better as a character. But now he's just like some generic Christian Democrat. And it's just like, I like, I liked him. I liked him. I was like, he was better. He was better as a character. But now he's just like, I was just like, I don't care. I don't care what you have to say about anything anymore.

I've never watched any of them because I did only care about him as a Colbert. I tried to watch some of them and I was just like, this ain't this is not it, man. I can't stand Bill Marr. I want to fight him. Bill Marr is, Bill Marr is, Bill Marr is, I want to fight him. He annoys me so much.

He's just, he's pandering. He was like, oh, I'm losing money. I'm going to, I'm going to toe the line. I'm going to be center. He's kind of center right now. Come on my fucking podcast. The problem with him is that he. Club Miranda.

I'm gonna pause I'm gonna pause for five seconds while I wait for you to applaud me Bro, do you watch Last week tonight or whatever With John Oliver, I ever seen any of those? Sometimes I do because they're actually informative

They're very good Sometimes his jokes are really annoying It's funny, it's confusing too Because I actually think he is funny Yeah Like on the Daily show when he would do the daily show stuff Yeah, he cracked me the fuck up I still think about like even

What he was subbing for John Stewart because he was doing some movie or something. He had this thing. And I mentioned this on the show before, but he was like, he said something along the lines of like, he compared some sound to like, it's like the sound that ismatic kitten makes

when it tries to breathe. And like, it was such an accurate comparison. It fucking killed me. But then like, it's hit or miss that show. He's a little too doomer sometime. That's my problem with them.

He gets a little too dumber. My issue with him is like, like there's a, I think he is funny. There's a recurring format of joke on that show that bothers me. Where it's like, they'll invent

some bullshit character and then he'll talk off to the screen. Like, it's like, oh, don't do that, Winkles. Put that down, Winkles. And it's like, you don't got to invent, stop it. Stop with this. It's excruciatingly millennial. I haven't seen, luckily, I guess luckily for myself, I haven't, I haven't ran into that as of recent.

Maybe they're like, oh, this is gay, stop. I watch a lot of them. So, like, maybe they cut them down in recent. Yeah, it might just be me. I just, I'm not running to them because I don't see all of them. And I guess I see the ones that really piqued my interest, like the most like pressing, issues that are more pressing. Right.

The only thing that bothers me is I watched the most of them during COVID and it was solid because there was no audience. Right. And the thing that's really insane to me and I can't figure out why they do this is they're, they invite the audience and the audience want to laugh or they want to cheer and motherfucker bulldozes through his fucking, um, when he's reading. And I'm like, why is the audience? there. So first of all, the audience is kind of clouding the audio a little bit because he doesn't

pause for, he doesn't pause for effect. He doesn't pause for like, say the audience started going woo, because he says there's a really good punchline or something he said. And he just keeps going. And I don't understand why would you have the audience there if you're not going to adhere to them being there? Because it's basically you're trying to get them to stop. But I'm like, but that's what they're there for. I think that's part of it though. I think that part of it is that that kind of back and forth between I don't know because I do remember those COVID episodes and I found them really fucking awkward

I actually just clearly delivering punchlines to a camera with no feedback at all But that's how it happened But like he literally does that Like the way To me it's like you know how like You don't hear the audience laughter in a sitcom Where there's supposed to be an audience there

It's fucking jarring Yeah And then there's one that's clearly designed Without an audience He does his bits as if the audience isn't there He doesn't pause for them at all Like say I watch Don Shue in the Daily show He always pauses for the audience.

He'll sometimes even do awkward things to incite a little bit more because he's playing to the crowd. He literally ignores the crowd. And it's insanity to me where I'm like, why? Because I hate that they clap and they go woo. And then like he'll say something clever and then they'll be clapping. And then he's kind of like trying to quiet them the fuck down so we can keep going. And I'm like, just don't fucking have them there.

It's just me though. Yeah. I fucking hate that. I don't know. I feel like the soundscape is very specific. And I feel like I'm so used to him and those people. doing things in front of an audience that when you when they're subtracted it kind of feels like a shitty YouTube video yeah I'm like I could do this better if this is the case I Yeah, I I feel I feel very different about that I I really

I just don't understand his formulas well I guess is what I'm saying because if the audience is there you're kind of supposed to play to them to the crowd Yeah, kind of the point like imagine us Imagine us that we do another live show and then we're just talking and then it's as literally we don't even nods that there's people sitting and front of us. Just yell shut the fuck up. Like that's not, you're acknowledging that they're there. John Oliver literally acts and behaves like they're not there. Yeah. Like even though the crowd has erupted in cheering and applause, he'll get a little bit louder to talk over them and keep bulldozing through his set. And I'm like, why are you doing this? I've seen him address them a couple times. But it's like, you know, it is so few and far between. Yeah. I just don't, I don't, I guess I just

don't understand it. I don't understand why. Why is really the question to me Because it's not You understand why I understand what you're saying Yeah John Stewart has an audience You understand why anybody else has an audience They're

What are all those guys Is John Stewart Stephen Colbert Seaman Seaman Seaman comel Coombear What are all the movie from the daily shows And like the daily reports

What are their other names? There's one that I like I forgot his name There are other names There's Trevor Noah There's Trevor Noah There's Trevor no yeah That's kind of it really

I like that's true I like Trevor I like Trevor as a person I just think that he I don't think he's as good in that role, though. Oh, yeah. Well, to be fair, I didn't, I wasn't even, I was even referring to him in the Daily Show. Yeah, I was just, I was referring to him as a person.

Yeah. I didn't really watch him that much when he was doing it. He didn't really. I think I remember seeing one of his stand-up side. That was pretty okay. Yeah. I think, I think he's funny, but I think, unfortunately, he's, he's not, he's not comedic enough to do a stand-up bit. I think he's, like, I think his nature is to be informative.

and it's like that's not what people want There's this guy who's really popping right now You can't be informative There's this stand-up guy who's popping right now He's a daily show contributor I can't remember his fucking name Oh the thin black guy that has the dreads He's mad funny

I don't agree I think he's really I'm confused by him Because he just he does like He goes up and he does like a Dave Chappelle Kind of like Telling a story Yeah type thing

But it's like It's more of a story than it is funny But he's not old enough to really have any wisdom behind it. So it just kind of comes across as like you're trying to it doesn't, it doesn't strike me as like comedy to me.

I think, I think informative comedy is this not really, I think it's useful. But the problem is that informative comedy falls short for more like experience is going to be funnier than information, you know, people are not there to learn.

People say they come there to learn, but that's not where they're really there for. Nobody says they come down to learn. People, people try to clean. No one would say like, people try to clean the daily show to learn. It's like, I want to see John's, Stewart. Right. I guess. I don't know. I personally prefer like if I want to I want to hear people's

opinions about stuff. But that's for me on TikTok, right? Like, I've kind of not used TikTok anymore because I keep getting returgy the same like liberal shit that I already agree with. Like I already agree with you have to go out of your way. You'd have to like search stuff and change your algorithm if you want to change. Yeah. Like I already understand and believe this. I already know about these things I look into it myself, you know? I post it like when like people like Lily, Lily just keeps getting like anti-fucking anti-right wing bullshit. And it's like honey, you're just rigor chain and same. ideas and I think they're going to stress you out are still going to be there.

You can't keep looking at that shit. It's just going to make you go crazy. But it's the algorithm. It's like, oh, can you like this one time? I'm going to give you this stuff again. You have to go out of every way to change it. That's how it works. But I absolutely don't want to go look up right wing bullshit because that's just insane. It doesn't have to be political.

It's like what do it? It's whenever I take a break on YouTube, my algorithm changes. So, for example, I'll go on a little true crime binge. And then it's just recommending me all the true crime stuff. But then once I'm done with that and I'm like, okay, I'm starting. to have nightmares. Then I switch it up. That's your cry.

So I have, I get fucking Joe Rogan-esque like fucking alpha fucking shit all the time. And I'm like, not interested. I never. I get it all the time and I keep getting not interested in. And I'm like, is this really really annoying? But I'm not, but I'm not. You're probably liking misogynistic stuff. I like shit about like video games and like swords and stuff.

And then it's like Joe Rogan being like, I don't believe you. I swear. I don't, I've literally never been. I've never. Never get, uh, I get it all the time. And I think it's because of the fact that there's some sort of through line between this if I do like. Is there people you're following that are fucking like dumbasses that are all alpha or something? I don't think so.

Oh, more like the people you follow. There's something going on because I, I feel like in my recent years, I don't follow anything that's like even remotely near that stuff. But I think what happens that a lot of webes are just kind of crazy, angry at the world in cells also. So there's a through line between both of them. The world is angry at them. That is possible. The weep thing is a thing I'd ever consider because I don't really follow like that type of stuff. I get sure that all the time.

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Maybe athletes, too. I like athletic stuff. Oh, you're athletes. Sports, yeah, you're fucked. Yeah. I don't get any of that because I don't care about any of that. No. Every time I say something about Lanzel ball

Like the next thing's gonna be is gonna be about some fucking How women are the scum of the earth Like that whole yeah yeah You're gonna yeah you're gonna fall Fucking Lanzobal and all that It's not even them he's they're not even bad kids They're fucking dad their dad is kind of a jackass I feel like that

Didn't one of them get like Remember one of them got Was stealing shit in China even though like Rich ass family The baby and I'm like what are you doing? Was it Lamello or something? Lamello fucking terrible ass No idea.

It's just, you know, Nepo fucking kids stealing shit. Classic. It really is, though. It's like, they're like, oh, they have to prove that they're like hood or something, even though I'm like, why? Who cares? You have everything you want. Who cares?

I want to do the opposite. I don't be like, nigga, I'm not doing nothing ever. You go steal peasant. I'm going to chill and eat what? What do they eat? Like, cum and caviar and mix together on crackers? It's a cum caviar mix. It's got to be your cum, though.

Horse cum that's worth like hundred thousand dollars. Yeah, yeah. This could breed the strongest horse in the world. And then these just drinking it. Took 14 hours. Like the gerbils and the gerbils on their fucking thing? Took 14 hours and 70 horses to fill this fucking tank. That's so much money.

Like prize racing horses millions of dollars have come to drink. Is there still millions of dollars in racing? No. I think so. There's no horses left. Yeah. Actually, fuck, I forgot. Yeah, the horses are gone.

Where did they go? They went extinct. The horses are gone. You haven't heard that one song. Horses are endangered. Where have all the horses gone? Where have all the horses gone? Yeah.

Isn't that nuts? What do you mean? Like maybe wild horses are endangered species. There, I think like, I think maybe like 10,000 in the left. That's so stupid. I'm not even not talking about. Okay, can do you. What do you mean?

There's not to those horses left. Look it up. I'm not because I quite literally. we know they're not. So there's literally only 10. They're actually, now it's 9,99. Fuck.

I just felt it. I just felt it. I can feel horses. The problem is we haven't figured out how to not use horses for horsepower. Yeah, yeah. That's kind of the issue is that

every end of you see is 50 horses. Could you imagine every time you can make a car day like, all right, we're done making an engine? Come on. Some fucking shaman comes in. Does a ritual, yags the horse's souls. It puts the horse's souls in the car.

Why do you think, like, when they say fucking 700 horsepower, it's 700 horses in that engine, literally screaming. D-Duh. Hicking around. The combustible engine when you're revving is souls of a horse. Yeah, that's actually 700 screaming horses. It's not actually like a little explosion. That is insane. They steal horses.

Is it really crazier than your car is powered by tiny explosions? Not that much. Not that much crazier. Look. I'll let you finish. I mean, it's not that much Look, I'm not trying to bring it back, but It's not that much crazier than just

You know, you read the Holy Bible I mean, let's be real It's like if you told someone that they're like bullshit I think the Bible makes sense And you're really fucking stupid Can you plead like Nick Come on, man to man Can we at least just say that this is goofy

You don't have to stop believing Christian niggles will be like Oh, there's not more than two genders And trans people can't exist Meanwhile they believe in a talking bush and a magical Jewish man There's probably a guy in a bush I mean there's some really

I would like to see like an interest I would love to see like the stories of the Bible represented as they are told but explain in a way that would realistically make sense There are like there's some guy in a bush Like whispering to some guy on that guy

That nigga was just high that's all I would probably Yeah there probably there probably does Because I've literally seen that before Well we've all been like We've all been, like, if you have certain, certain type of thing, right, you will see that shit. Yeah, yeah, I saw a burning bush once. Yeah.

I mean, I feel like that's not really that. On fire. It was because I, it was because I set a bush on fire to be fair, but. So you, so, okay. But I forgot that I did that. Right. Immediately? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I was like, whoa. Who did that? Who did that? I would just, I want to like, I would love, I would like, I would like, I'm a couple weeks ago. It was a couple weeks ago. Yeah, it was it, I think it, you know. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh, palisades. Gotcha. Nah. If you started that, you'd be the most galactic piece of shit. I do imagine. I remember hearing Joe Rogan talking about the podcast saying that was homeless people, but it was actually... Just describing you.

This is a fucking podcast. This guy is long hair and glasses, you know? Homeless people do. It is unfortunate that homeless people do set fires. They do set fires, yeah, that's true. But like... Because our friend of ours works in... Park department.

She's telling me about, like... Oh, yeah, they just set fires. It's kind of crazy. But like, not like to burn shit down or are they actually... No, for no reason. Sometimes. Sometimes. It does happen.

Okay, so, well, okay, they are. I don't know if it's like 90% of cases, but like it's more than you would assume. It's very funny how like you look. Just crazy. And it's like, yeah, remember the winds that were warped through the city that were like, I don't know, causing fires canonically always. Yeah, there were two million an hour miles. That'd be fucking so bad. Two million.

That'd be the end of civilization, literally. What do you mean? Two million miles an hour wins? First of all, a million miles per hour is so much faster than you understand it's hilarious Yeah, but I'm saying too Yeah, it becomes so fast That it kind of cancels it out

Yeah, it becomes slow again It comes so fast you die and resurrect and die resurrect It's kind of, it's like, Think about it like this You know how like if a road has like holes in it The slower you go The more The more damage that hole will do to your vehicle

I think that's not true I think it literally is actually The slower you go The slower you get like If you're going fast enough, you can glide over the hole without actually being damaged by it. I don't think that's true. It's literally basic physics, actually, but like, yes.

Well, yeah, the, the, uh, the year. Because why, why do bumps? Well, less gravity. I guess because you're moving faster. You're technically escaping gravity. A little bit. A little bit. By like a margin that's so, like,

were you about to compare it to bumps? I was wise, right? Isn't the same concept? It's still, it's still a version of the road in which you're driving on. No, but Kingston, my goodness. Like a bump is the exact opposite. But it's still an obstruction to the path.

There is no obstruction. A hole is a lack of an obstruction. That's almost specifically the point of a hole. Well, a hole is like there's a ground, right? And there's a divot in the ground. So there's the ground and there's an extrusive point of the ground. I'm probably just not thinking that there's a right way. I don't think you are.

Whatever. We're not going to get into this. We're going to move on to questions. Yeah. I am right. But we won't believe with the point. You know the cave diver memes? The cave diver memes?

Yeah. There's all the cave diver memes? I've seen cave divers. Anyway, we're going to move on to questions. Gay divers? Wow. Your name can't contain special character. Shut up, Rodin.

Says, sorry for the long question, boys, but I'm going to get my money's worth, even if it kills all three of you. Damn. No problem. You are transported back to October 20th, 1889, into a child's bedroom in a small house in Brannau Amin, Austria.

In front of you is a door that is closed but not locked. Behind you is an open window leading out to the street. To your right is a crib with a baby sleeping inside. That baby is six-month-old Adolf Hitler. Hitler's father is out on the town drinking and gambling and will not return for several hours. His mother is sleeping in her own bedroom across the hall and will not wake unless you or baby Hitler make enough noise to wake her.

You have exactly 10 minutes before you are transported back to the modern day So you don't have to worry about spending the rest of your life at a 19th century Austrian prison You can stand you can stand silent and motionless and change nothing Not no one will ever know you were there Or you can kill baby Hitler and change the course of history forever What would you do? I like the way this is written I appreciate it. It's actually well written It's a well written scene

Which is a nice change of pace to like It's Lamauer you gay It's why. It's a scene. I actually like that better about it. It's good. There's a lot of fat in this question. Like it's, I understand the, this could have been like three sentences.

Well, let me, let me say this. But it's a scene that's fully painted. So now we have, so now we have the information we need. I do, I do appreciate the fact, the literacy and the grammar. Yeah. It's important. I want, I want to, I want to reward that. But I would say, so here's the thing.

If you, if you're going to get transported into the future anyway, you couldn't theoretically And bring him to the future No no Would that be crazy? Wow that would be interesting That's a great That's a great idea actually

Yeah bring baby Hitler forward Would that work though? Maybe I don't see why not Well because he didn't say like It says you're being just way back You didn't say like oh you're gonna step through a portal That could bring anything No no I see what in this

I see what you're saying In this situation maybe not But like the general situation of like Would you go back in time to kill baby Hitler It's like I guess I would go back in time to bring baby baby hitler with me i just don't you know what i mean see the problem it would actually be a way well then at that moment it'd be the problem with that is i don't think it would work right i don't think it will work because it can't it cannot be how would he become hitler it can't it can't well it can't

be cyclical it just can't because at that's an alternate reality what would happen the problem with that is it always has to be an alternate reality always because right now people from the past will be fucking with us at every point in history that's why i just can't work yeah because like right now Why would it, like Hitler wouldn't have existed. So we're playing. So what happens is Hitler still exist. Hitler still did what he did when you come back to your reality. But now you have a baby Hitler as well.

So it's just a regular Austrian baby at this point. You're like, that's all that happens. Hopefully the idea is you could be able to like bring him to the future. And then he grows and be like, this is what you do in a page. What the fuck does that do though? That doesn't do anything. That just makes an innocent baby who didn't do anything feel guilty for whatever reason. It's like, this is what you had to pick.

You had a capability. do shit like this. You remember that. You could be better. It's like John Connor. You could be better. It's like, well, it could just by default be better. So you just, so all you did was remove me from my time to make me feel bad about shit I don't even do.

I think so, yeah, probably. You create American Hitler with actual Hitler, right? Whoa. That'd be sick as fuck. That would be bad. Here's what I think I would do. Because it would be black people of American Hitler.

Here's what I think I would do. Because I wouldn't want to just, kill a baby for no reason, right? But. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget, or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist

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It's high in protein with 30 grams per serving. Marie Callenders, what having it all tastes like. If I was given the opportunity to kill Hitler, I think I would take it. So here's how I would handle it, I think. I would, because I'm going, it's not a timer, presumably. So 10 minutes from the moment that I arrive, I'll be zapped into the future. So I think I can free myself from the guilt of killing a baby. If I just kind of hold him over the world.

window. Yeah. And then just wait 10 minutes. And then, well, you guys brought me back 10 minutes later. Kind of you guys killed baby Hitler a little bit. For you to be such a pussy that you can't even commit to killing somebody. You have to blame it on someone else. It's crazy.

What do you mean? I was just holding the baby over a window in a situation which I know that I'm going to leave and it's going to fall. I don't know. They tell me, but I don't know anything for sure. You've already been pulled back to the past. So you should already have a. very safe understanding that your time is being manipulated. Yeah, the Kingsen, I've driven a car from point A to Point B before.

It doesn't mean occasionally it doesn't, it doesn't like get into an accident or run out of gas. That's very true, but those are, I don't know for sure that they're going to pull me back. I have a pretty decent idea of like maybe I will be. You could just kill Hitler and stand on your laurels instead of being such a like a... It's not Hitler. I don't want to. It is Hitler. It is not the mass murderer Hitler, but it is still that baby AIDS Adolf Hitler.

Okay, well, then I'm sad for what happens. to him. It's unfortunately, it's not, like, it's just, that's not just, that's not justifiable because that's exactly why, say, for example, uh, genocide is happening in like, you know, in Palestine. Oh, no, I agree. It's like, oh, all these babies are going to grow up to be terrorists, so we have to kill them. No, no, I'm not even saying kill them. I wouldn't kill it personally. I wouldn't kill the baby because I feel like, because I feel like, what are you arguing?

I don't understand. No, his idea is that, like, he's just saying, like, uh, I'm going to do this thing. You kind of have to you. And then when, uh, something happens that I know is going to happen. I'm going to do it's like drive it's like it's like you don't know what you're saying it's like I want to kill my wife but I don't want to kill wife so I'm just going to tell my wife to pick up something in the driveway and like take off the e-break like motherfucker just kill the bitch but see you know that's be so coward is just if you're gonna do it do it do it's I didn't do have the intention for it to die I don't it look I don't think it's about any intent I'm just going in there to do a thing I don't think it's about being I don't think it's about being a coward I think it is the person trying to protect their brain I think that's all it is yeah because they don't want to have to deal with the idea that they did it which is It may be cowardice. No, but it may be cowardice, but it's not because you can call it cowardice, but they're not doing it because they're afraid. No, they just don't want to deal with the consequences of knowing they did something.

That's cowardice. Like I said, it's not even about that. You can call it cowardice, but it's kind of like it doesn't, it doesn't matter. That's only to satiate you by saying that as cowardice, but they didn't do it for that reason. And it's to sate them for detaching themselves from the villainous nature. You know, but by calling them cowardice, you're not calling them out properly, you know. It's like say if I want to have your conviction. That's it.

Be convicted what you're doing. I understand what you're saying, but it's like you're telling them to do this thing and become insane. They're trying to prevent from becoming insane. What are you coming insane for? You're killing if you're going to put yourself in. Look at, look at, I stand on this. I don't care.

Joe can sue me and I would win. Joe Rogan indirectly has killed a lot of people. 100%. Yes. And because of the indirection, he can survive. If he actually just straight up, you know, gave people COVID somehow. Like he started injecting COVID from his billionaire homies and started injecting a bunch of people. Everyone that came on the podcast is injecting COVID into them.

And then he killed them. He would probably, you know, kill himself within a month because he'd be like, oh, my God, like, I've killed so many people. But he can dissociate since he's just given bad advice that has killed people. It's like, it's like someone like, uh, is there people that go to war. I'm like, I kill people because I had to. He was like, well, yes, you did, but you went there with the intention looking at. Like, that's why you were there? Right.

But why were you there then? I would say that the separation is the drone strike people who are pushing buttons. They're still, but you're still doing it. But they're still doing it. But they can dissociate enough to protect their brain. That's the thing. It's like, it's like, Chris is trying to protect his brain. I know.

Why I'm just holding this baby and then. No, I'm not. I'm trying to protect my brain. Oh, what do you think you're trying to do? Because I can kill baby Hitler and not have to actually kill him. Why would I not do that? But so you killed it You know you

You definitely There's a difference between like Stabbing a baby in the face Why is there a difference though Like for what reason? Because I'm not there to see it So but and why do you not want to see it It's not really interesting to me

I don't need to see it You don't need to see it If you harder to say it You want to you want to know the job Might not have got done So at that point What are even there? No I can I'm fine knowing the job is done

So okay The job might not be done I'm kind of I don't know about that. Kingston now is okay, why not just twist his head? I don't understand your point of view now. Because what if it's not immediate? And then it just makes a dumb sound and the wife wakes up and then I have to deal with that.

I don't want to deal with that. Wait, the twisting of the one of you. Also, I would have to time it perfectly because I don't want to like, all right, let's say I like, Why don't you grab the baby take it? Brother, this is all rolling down. Did you do that to a rat one time? What? You remember you slammed a rat?

He stepped on a rat. Oh, I stepped on a mouse. Oh, it was Lyle. I stepped on a mouse. I stepped on a mouse. Yeah. Well, I mean, you can step on the baby's wheels. Yeah, but that was uncomfortable for me also.

Why don't you put your hand over the, like, if this is, look, dude. You're, just so you know, I'm not. You're arguing for more visceral ways to murder a baby. The thing, I'm like actually taking the best way out. If you're going, if you're going into the past, and you're going to pro baby murder. No, I'm, you're saying, look, dude, I am, I wouldn't kill the baby. I personally would be like, look, I understand this world. This world is like, I wouldn't, I wouldn't, I wouldn't, I wouldn't endanger it at all.

I would just be like, like, look, I would just be like, Look, I understand the world is the way it is. Gravity would kill it. That's insane. That's insane. It's like saying I didn't hit the person. I didn't kill this person. The car that I'm driving at 100 miles per hour killed them.

Coward. That's cowardly. You're free to judge. You're free to go. That is cow. Do you see what I mean now? Do you see where my picture got painted? Arrest the car.

I'm not, put the car and kill. Get that car life. Well, the car. Meet me. They put the car in shackles. The car. In a mom, the baby car.

And the wife car. or in there crying with windshield or whatever food coming out. Technically the people who pulled me back into the future killed the baby. Oh, so we're going even like, so the time travel at that moment because I'm sitting there, maybe I'm debating.

Maybe I'm like, maybe I won't do this. And then you pull me back and I'm like, oh, you didn't even give me a chance to make my decision. Do you see my argument? You see my argument comes from. You guys are fucking asshole. Do you see my argument? In fact, in fact, hold on his side.

Hold on. Until he kind of explained I would hear this. In fact, because you've pulled me into the future and put this kind of on me, I might actually sue you for emotional damages. And homicide, quite frankly, because you kind of killed this child by pulling me forward before I've even made a decision. So that's where I would go. At that moment, if they can control you going back and forth in time, they could just like make you not exist. Here's what's fucked up. At that moment, it's like whatever, dude. That's kind of a wild leap to. That's a weird. Here's what fucked up, Chris. if you somehow had allegiance to Trump and you did favors, your argument would work.

Oh, of course. Because that, like, you see Eric Adams. They're like, oh, just you're free. You're good. Like Eric Adams was like, Oh, really? Yeah, Eric Adams was completely dead to rights. That's that guy from the January 6th, right?

Or no. He doesn't know anything. Dude, who's Eric Adams? The mayor of New York. Oh, God. Okay, got it. All right. I don't know he was exactly.

My apologies. Well, okay. That's, dude, You're from, okay, it's fine. At what time, but like, it depends on what period of time. You wasn't mayor when we were there, I guess. Well, I just mean like I, you know, you know, keep up with like a little bit of what's going on around your, you know. I don't, I'm fortunately very much so here.

Okay, for fair to whatever. Well, still, I feel like that's, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. We talk about it. I feel like we talked about it. We might have talked about. We didn't talk about. We didn't talk about.

We didn't talk about. We didn't talk about what just, because this is. I was going to be. Bobby Hill, he might as well be, you know. Bobby Hill's. Actually, I don't know. any other Bobby Hills. There's definitely

Robert Hills. That's Robert Hills, but I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Bobby Hill and junior high. Yeah. Did you really?

Are you just saying that? Down. Down. Down. They bring it back, actually. I don't want it back. Was that the king of the hill being that you were trying to do?

It was pretty bad. I tried. I was like, I was like, are you okay? Hold on. You're adding like, he's like adding an extra thing every part? I'm trying.

Parts of it. I think I did that exactly. I'm just terrible. I'm just terrible. It's doing it. It's just, bam, bam,

bam, bam, bam, bam, this is quality content. It is just, it's just, it's just,

it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, side hang like a suicide sling. Like a

quick to fix me it up. It's a time lapse of him. That is amazing. Him setting up on Lady Bird. That's in the middle. It's in the middle. Like hanging a dog. He doesn't let Lady Bird die.

He cut later her down before she dies. Let's see how strong the sling is. Lady Bird still died. He took it before and she completely died He got teleported back to the past Holding Lady Bird so it didn't die So Chris can understand it Oh gosh

It would work And then the very end Bam bam it's fucking Bobby Hill Finding him hangar No it's Bobby it's Bobby kicking the chair from under him It's Bobby finishing the job It's a real But it's like it's cartoon Bobby but a real

Fat Kid's sad face A fucking Rizzler a photorealistic sad face. To the original just He's always I love that I love that he's

canonically always doing it Yeah he's just Like his dad glued his fucking hand To his face Don't you move your fucking Hand you stupid bitch So did

He so he sold He sold metal into his hands And it's soldered it Beautiful fucking like Welds Soing metal Into his hands

And then soldering the metal To each other It's such an over complicated way Why don't you just sew his hand to his face? Nah, dude. Isn't you ever seen his, like, family?

Like his... I thought he was the boom, boom, well, I was just like they don't... I was like, because they... He looks nothing like him, right? So I was like, that's... He adopted them, I think. At this point...

The Rizler adopted that family. They were like, is this easy... That old guy, dad. Daddy! Dad! Boom! What's for dinner? Boom.

Chocolate chink cookie. Could I have a chocolate chip cookie for dinner? Dad, Rizzler? No. No, you should have vegetables. I can't give me a boom for that. He's like, he's shopping for families. And then like the lady's like, what about this family?

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Marie Callender's, what having it all tastes like. I think this might work. I think this might work I hate this happened How did we get How did that become popular? I don't know It's kind of over

There's always been dumps It's been popular They keep research They haven't heard about them in a while They're one of those Because they're lying in wait They're gonna They're lying in

They're lying in And they're lying in wait Um Yeah They're they're gonna resurface Because for some reason They survived the 15 minutes Like they kept

Coming back They did yeah They did a fucking But Rock song That actually was kind of entertaining. I still can't believe that that dude in our shirt ran into them at a Costco. That to me is so insane. I forgot about that. Yeah. I'm bewildered by that. I need to post that more. Like I- Boom! I thought I was retweeted. I got to remember that. Yeah. It's a while back at this point, but I need to share that on other

places because it's just, I just want to put a sword in my abdomen, you know. Okay. Well, on that note, we'll go over to Roach Dog Jr. Roach Dog. Roach Dog. Roach Dog. He says, He says, hey, ice cube, iced tea, and vanilla ice. If you never had to, I really drew the short straw on that one. If you never had to piss or shit again, which would you choose? Also, the piss or shit gets teleported out of your body and you get to choose where it goes. That's awesome. Yeah, but that's, I feel like that's too easy of a question.

Yeah. I think it's easy too. I feel like I would never, I wouldn't want to shit. Like, who would choose the, who would choose the former? Yeah. Shitting is such a time, it's such a fucking, like, events. It sucks. It's less.

It sucks. And it's grosser. By a country fucking mile. It's grosser. It's more time consuming. It, it, it's more wrong.

It hurts way more often than peeing hurts ever. I don't have hurting pisses unless, I've never had my pisser. Yeah. I've,

I've had like, I used to ride my bike a lot. I somehow got like a UTI. Oh, really? I think it's just trauma. I don't know. You're riding a mold bicycle? Something.

Yeah. You just don't be taking care of your dick. You just be like your dick get hurt. You'd be jumping. You'd be going over bumps on purpose. When you were riding. Yeah. 18 miles a day, yeah.

There's a little trauma on your mess. Every time I sit on a bike, I tug. I tug. I tug. I'm right like this. Just keeping his dick at maximum length at all times. Fuck it hurts. That's just a stretch it out.

That's so sad. Now, quick, give me a Viagra. Quick. The idea that that's how that works is awesome. It's like quick while it's long I'll get more gains I like that stupid Yeah I mean the obvious answer to that is shit

Like I would rather never shit again Like what I want to know the fucking I actually find being relaxing Like it's like a really satisfying thing Yeah and it's very like especially for Very quick You just pull your pee pee pee out just piss Yeah shake a little bit

Of course there's still drip left over And you're like oh well whatever I piss I put my whole pelvis inside the urinal And I fucking piss And I do that in the morning yeah And then I lay down. Two lazy to stand up. So then I just kind of like, you know.

Lay on the toilet. I wanted to do that at my house in New York. But I told my bathroom this wasn't big enough. The one that was in my room. You actually. I would have to put my knees on my sink. Put my pelvis down and my head dangling into the shower. Yeah.

Somebody comment to the ones that would choose to get rid of pissing. And they would prefer to shit. comment why because I really would like to I don't think any on the comments of this episode I want it I want like if anybody wants if anybody would choose that I want an explanation and if you just say because oh you like

because like say I use my time to shit I'm on the phone I'm scrolling or stuff if it's that I'm like well you can just sit down and do that you don't have to shit yeah it's just a good time to do it because I am arrested at this toilet like you know I have to be there rested is a good way to put it

It is what is it is. It's an arresting experience. Yeah. Yeah. It's 100% and I sometimes think about like, oh, what if there's the big earthquake while I'm shitting? Because it's never happened. Coincidentally, a big earthquake has never happened. It only happened one time when I was in my bed, hot as shit in the summer, no clothes on.

And then like, there was an earthquake going on. And my step sister was like, and I was like, oh, shit. It was like, that was like the closest of me being compromised. But I've never been in a shit. And then the apartment above you fell on you. I think about that stuff like what if it's so bad. My fear is that like what if I just get flattened? Which I guess would be ideal actually.

Yeah, just to instantaneously die because I don't want to be like trapped or anything. Yeah, I don't want to be in like a nutty putty situation. Yeah, dude, I would fucking, I would force myself to die. Like I would figure out a way to just die faster. I would either die or I would gain power unmanageable to get myself. You can get out. You wouldn't do it. Like Hulk in Secret Wars

That fucking famous ass image He's just a whole thing And he mounting up This Yeah, excuse me There's a little gift Exactly That wouldn't be you

I would just die Yeah you would hope I would associate hard enough That it would have to worry about that You would get it off you And then you would die immediately after Like I would use so much power That I would lift the mound off myself

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creamy mozzarella cheese, and no preservatives. It's high in protein with 30 grams per serving. Marie Callendors What having it all tastes like Right I'm just saying like when that happens like In earthquakes when that like when the earth splits

Yeah That shit's scary Yeah yeah that happens over you like oh my god I definitely that's doom I hope I yeah I hope I never see anything like that Because that's fucking crazy If I see if I find myself in the beginning And I start following it I just

All right time to I would try to go head first Yeah just so you can just get it over with Yeah like I would You just fall into fucking, what is it, the fucking center of yours where this dinosaurs and saying you're like, I hate this. At least I hate this. You see dinosaurs right before you. They're waving.

He's falling. You wake up and you got to deal with a King Kong situation. There's these fucking, these fucking, what, fucking car size fucking dragonflies trying to eat you and shit. What are you talking about? I just wish I would die because you're back in the fucking past now. There's a fucking actual hollow earth. I hate this. The amount of fuckings per sentence

and that was crazy. I'm so upset thinking about it. I have to deal with a dinosaur. There it is. I got an outfighter of a velociraptor for what a banana. Like, what the fuck is this? You know what's crazy? I'm actually trying to fucking stop cursing.

No, you're not. You literally just failed. Fuck. That's so great. That's so fucking... Boom! That's fucking... I love that.

I love that it's... That shirt too. Yeah. I like they have to zoom in. You see him like, uh, that's fantastic. All right.

This fucking guy scratching out himself like he's fucking famous. Like, nigga, what does that, what does that mean? What do you, what if he, what if this guy that's wearing the shirt?

He is somebody like really famous. We don't know. Because what else would you scratch out your face? I don't know. Maybe. It is weird. Yeah. I don't quite understand.

Like, what do people have to lose now, especially? Where I'm like, you could be outwardly racist. Yes. So like I I don't understand the people who like you know about that who? Who? Is there never say anything about that you long? He's going to never said anything about the whole salute. Oh, no. Oh, of course. No, because he knew he's like I don't have to say anything. Yeah. Which is the telltale for us for people aren't completely retarded that like that like that was completely intentional. But to give away to me is just all the people who do it. Like all the people who do it. They changed the way he did it because obviously. There was that guy who just said for those of you think it was it wasn't a big deal go do it. And then a bunch of people did it. But they changed it. Oh yeah. All of them who do it, they changed the way he did it because obviously. the way he did it was obviously bad.

Yeah. So like, that to me is implicit. Like, you know, you fucking. They all, like,

they all, like, they're not fucking blind. You're right? Like, they're trying to do that thing where it's like, don't believe you're lying eyes. And it's like,

shut the fuck up, dude. My eyes aren't fucking lying. If you put on SpongeBob on TV, even a retard nose SpongeBob is on TV. Like, come on. I mean,

yeah. I, I, I hate that it's that, like. Spence Bob. I don't know how I keep seeing things. that make it like work.

Bamba. I was sorry, that was out of character. It'd be bumbo. It kind of went. Next question. I don't do that. All right.

All right. All right. So, Mr. Hot salsa, Rode. He says, Hello, Hello, dark cast. He says,

since this episode, since this podcast became the clip show, look up Pee Pee's Gay House by Stamper TV or just skip to the end of it. It's a classic.

I've seen that before. Yes, we know the people that made it. Stamper. Yeah. Stamper was like one of the first Paul voices that I worked with. Pee-Wee Herman says, Sianara,

Edward. I haven't seen that again forever. He's been gone for a while. Something's up with him. I don't know. But he, like, one of my favorite things from him was fairy wish prints. We're like,

I don't know if you saw that. I'm not sure. It's like, it's like, I'll grant your wishes or whatever. And some kid goes, it's like a whole, it's like a whole bit up to the end. And then the end he goes like,

I want an Xbox. And he goes, Edward, you're crazy. I can't afford an Xbox. And then it just ends, but it just like, The animation of it and the fact that he just says the N-word. He just says it so casually.

And it's like a hard arm and it's like smooth. Oh shit. It is so fucking funny. That video cracks me. Have you looked at, have you seen that video? I have not. I definitely have seen it. Fairly wish prints?

Look up fair. I would have it still. I actually wouldn't be surprised if it was taken off completely. Because it's. I have video I want to show you guys really bad. Because it's, it's very like. I think we shouldn't start this clip thing. You know, like this guy was kind of like making a joke and then we're actually just doing it.

Well. I try, you know, I try to at least make sure that, like, the title is, is there. Oh, so somebody can look it up. Sure. I mean, look. Like, it is, it's tedious. Fairy wish prints. What the fuck is that?

They took it off the, they took it off line, I guess. Is it? That's so interesting. They just have the audio. Look, I don't mind playing, I don't mind playing clips as long as the audio is up to the fucking mic. That's where. If it's, the audience just needs to hear it.

Like, that's the thing. Just put it up to the mic. What was that fucking thing you did, by the way? I am count on luck. You see this? Of course, you didn't see. He doesn't pay the show. What is it?

Was it on Twitter? No, in the middle of our show. I was wondering if any of you caught it. I was like, because I go through the comments and like to look for like time stamps for like good clips and stuff. Yeah. So like I was like, what the fuck is this? And I was like having the episode up. And then all of a sudden, it's just in the middle of either $299 or $2.98.

I can't remember which one. Oh, it was 300? It was Lyle's episode? It was Lyle's episode. What? Yeah. So there's, so this is why I did it. So first of all, so there's many, there's two main reasons why I did.

So I finally saw Nosferatu on Valentine's Day. Nice. Yeah, we were supposed to watch a long time ago and then we just fucking rented it. We're like, let's just make a night of it. And so now I'm obsessed with how Count Orlock speaks. So I just, he's just so, it's so good. It was good, yeah. Scars Guard, right?

Yeah. Yeah. Very good, very good. And I, Lyle said something in the episode that he was like, I didn't know exactly what he wanted cut out. Like when he was talking about somebody. Oh, right, right, right. And I was like, I don't know how to censor the name. Basically, people would find out who was talking.

Like, there was no way I can use it without. It just didn't work. So I would, I didn't know if it wanted to be left in or not. Oh, sure, sure. I decided to just cut that part out. but it made the transition made no sense. I was like, how do I do this? So I was like, well, since it makes no sense,

I'll make it make even less sense by just putting in a random thing. And then so once that random thing's over, it doesn't matter what it jumps to you. Right, yeah. So I mean, it makes sense. Yeah. Because I couldn't think.

Because I was like, I was like, it can't transition smoothly. It just can't do it. So in the middle of our episode it just cuts to this, this black and white still image of fucking Nosephratu from the fucking original movie.

From the 30s. From the 30s. of the 30s and then it says like it's Derek going like hello I am Count Ornog I just want to remind you that you're gay That's it Bight

It's fucking cuts back To like a different conversation I was like watching I was like what the fuck is going on? I have I laugh Yeah I have one thing I want to show you guys Okay

I'm going to Rick you guys really upset Just ignore it at all this It's funny I think it's hilarious We tried I'm sorry Is this thing work Short guys

I just oiled it. Beautiful. Didn't you just put this in our... I saw this. I saw this. Stop. Stop. I saw this.

Stop. I saw this. Stop. It's just that. It's just that. It's just shitting. Which it was funny the first time I saw it. I saw you posted on Twitter and I didn't even acknowledge it.

Because I'm just like, this fucking ass. It's Hugh Neutron throwing the coin of the jukebox in the fucking episode where he's cool. Instead of a cool song, it's just audio of someone's shitting. Someone who's clearly constipated. This guy thinks it's the funniest thing in the world. That is the most garbage content on the internet. That is actually the bottom of the barrel type of thing. It had the fact that somebody went into like premiere to do that.

Right. I mean. Like, I love the idea of somebody being like, I have an idea. And they sit down at a workstation and pump something like that up. That took them maybe like two minutes, but it's fucking hilarious. I guess the only question that I have is, is that like a famous shit? Is that something that like... That sounds like a wild shitting. Like, is it like a very niche thing that this person found or was it like, you know how like there's that that porn sound that the girl like, ah, oh, you know, like if you're trying to like... Oh, yeah, the stock orgasms. That there's that like I've um

Or like the two girls one cup music how it's like Yes specific yeah I don't know I don't know if that's like a specific shit Yeah I don't that's the only thing I'm wondering Maybe it was homegrown or it's home source If it was homegrown that's even better Well I don't know that's kind of disturbing to me Well then it's like I'm like this is like fetish

Yeah it's like I took a wild shit one time Let me see this next shit's gonna be pretty wild I've never once thought I need to record Oh shit's Tuesday Yeah what's that mean Is it? Yes, it is. Okay, yeah, cool.

What does that mean? I'm sorry, I just had like a brain blast. Oh, do you know it was Tuesday? No, I just, yeah, because I'm supposed to get a package today. I hope it's fucking around. Oh, yeah, my Sweeney shirt should be here. Oh, nice. So I would have been nice to have it already, but they hadn't showed up.

And then, because then I could just save me some advertisement time by this being on the podcast. Whatever next time, I guess. All right. I don't know what the fuck we were talking about, but like, yeah. I don't. That's very wish person. If you can find that video, Watch it. It's fucking, it's, the delivery is really great. His voice is awesome.

Oh, but, uh, the, the question, he just suggested something. Is that what that was? Yeah, yeah. And then Kingston pulled up a video of someone shitting. Yeah, someone shitting. Yeah, so high quality. Oh, man, that shit kills me, dude. Yeah, I'm not, I mean, I'm, I'm, toilet humor is funny, but also sometimes. I think it's the idea that that's where it leads. It's, I like, it's funny the first time you see it. Yeah, it's funny because I was absurd it is. Yeah, it just, but I only need it. But if someone explained it, if somebody was like, here's a shit joke.

And then that happened, I'd be like, eh. Because I was, I was, I was, I, because at first I thought it was, it was actually funnier, hearing it and what I thought it was initially, which was, I thought it was just empty foley of the coin falling down the metal. Oh. And then I realized it was shitting it. It was kind of less funny. But like, I think it's funny someone recording that. And I think it's also funny, the degree of. how low effort it is.

Yeah. Because it's just simply him taking the audio track out, burning away. It's just like the, the, the, the, Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget, or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from

Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help. manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well. I need to lay down.

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Yeah, you heard me. Marie Callender's classic chicken parmesan bowl is delicious with scratch-made marinera sauce, creamy mozzarella cheese, and no preservatives. It's high in protein with 30 grams per serving. Marie Callender's what having it all tastes like. The, it's so, the audio is so clear. It's so intentional. It makes me think it's like fetish stuff.

They were trying to catch the sound like ASMR. Yeah, because it's so. It's so clear. We're like the phone. It's not like you're just some dumbass where you had you're hitting, recorded their voice memo and shitting. Like that shit is, it's like.

He's a binaural microphone in the toilet. That's what it seems like. It's fucking wild. Anyway, Shore McLeaven, Roney says, hello two girls and three cups. Wow.

How interesting. That is weird, actually. Fucking mega strange. I have a question for Sween. What inspired you to want to be a nurse? What inspired your grandmother to be a doctor? Have you had negative experience with doctors?

There's a bunch of stuff like that. So I'll answer for him. So he wanted to be a nurse because he really doesn't value people being alive. And that's kind of the best position that he can be in to make sure that people don't survive. That's my interpretation of his interest. Yeah, I think he once told me when I actually, I first met you in, I think 2017. Same And yeah

And That was such a gay little giggle Well I was I was trying to compose myself That's why that happened It came out weirdly You know what that was though You know what that was

You felt attacked So you latched out I did lash out That was that was me being mad I was waiting for you to just unstupid too I'm sorry No that was good because it completely derailed

Like whatever the fuck I was going to say I was like he's about to say something stupid I gotta get him and I'm like I don't remember what I was gonna say I hate noticing when I lash out I just lash out

I'm just upset and I'm attacking That was like transparent That's right It worked though It was like really Because like I didn't even notice How I sounded But then when you reminded me

I'm like that was a dumb giggle Yeah yeah And then he immediately like I'm sorry I have a gay laugh Yeah Whatever Do you actually have an answer though Yeah I wanted to become a nurse

Because of the fact A lot of people My family went into a medical field that's it that's it I like bioscience I thought it was cool and I was like I might do it's nursing

it's a pretty easy relative to like most of the nursing muscle other nursing most of the medical field yeah I was gonna do radiology and then I was like yeah you just want to like see people's like shit

like is that what that is what do you mean you just I like the word this sounds cool no no it was like suggested it wasn't something that I wanted to do It was something's like, hey, this is a pretty solid career.

Like, it's like stable and a good idea. I think so. I was like, yeah, maybe. And I looked into it. I don't think it, I don't think it's like handling x-rays and stuff. Yeah, basically. Yeah, do like, I don't know if it's shit oriented. I don't know somebody has a monster shit.

You can see, yeah, you can, yeah, you can do some like CT stuff and like see all the shit. See someone having a fucking huge football size shit inside the body. It's growing. Well, I'm like, you're, there's something wrong with you. You think they have abs, but it's just shit. It's just cake. shit is that. It looks like shit. It looks like abs. It's like

actually like That is your colon's about to explode. I have to cut you open right now literally. Yeah like you're it's gonna burst and then you're gonna go septic and die immediately. Like yeah that's insane. Yeah I guess that is some people though like they just only read me and then they're fucked. I think it's those people. Oh yeah yeah yeah Jordan Peterson.

I really I've never I've said that I've said that I've said this before. I'm in the carnivaler diet. I truly believe, because for some reason Jordan Peterson has, was, I was the first YouTuber to talk to him, which is weird. It's so weird to me.

That is strange. Yeah. I had an interview. He reached, well, his wife. He catapulted him to success. I didn't do that. I mean, it's arguable. I helped that it's fucking strange.

We've had this weird relationship to where he even one time shouted me out in a fucking random interview. Shout out to some black. Derek Blackman shared this whole. like I just shared a shout out to this Negro friend Can you imagine?

Dark black man This was before we Dark black He can't remember If he said that that would have I actually would have Dark but you had to rebrand That 100%

Black man is awesome Black man is great He uh it was weird He's even reached out When I got hacked he personally reached out to me Well because I remember Microsoft took over Skype And then like everyone got hacked He personally reached out to me

That was a while ago Well I haven't talked to him recently. It was... No, yeah, but I guess that to me is... This was like seven years ago or something. No, but that feels longer ago to me. Oh.

Like, I guess, like, in my head, I thought they acquired Skype in, like, 2000 fucking 12. Oh, no. But I guess not. No, like, Skype was still working fine. It wasn't until, like, into, oh, I'm making money on YouTube, and then Microsoft bought it, and then it went to shit. Yeah, so that must have been 2016, 2017. It was crazy.

It was like 17, something like that. They probably... At least whenever they bought it, it didn't take that long for all, like, everything to just turn... Russian on my shit. That feels as long ago today as it did when it happened to me somehow. I mean, I guess. I don't understand.

Yeah. That's very confusing. But yeah, here's the thing. I feel like Jordan Peterson for whatever reason would keep up with me. I don't know why. And I normally never think I'm responsible for anything except for in this situation to where I thought it was very interesting that after I made a video. And it wasn't even a mean video about like, why is he crying so much? And I theorized that it's because he only eats meat and his hormones are fucked.

And shortly after I released that video, he stopped crying all the time. Now, people could say, well, it was probably because he'd be made a fun of so much. But then I'm like, the timing still is really interesting because I made a video kind of late into being ridiculed. I just theorized that this guy keeping up with me, he might have seen the video and stupid enough just didn't. Because I think he probably believed his daughter that because there's no way Michaela was not only eating meat because she's. looked good. Right, right. But she was selling, like, the lion diet. She was, like, scamming people. Yeah, there's no shot she was eating.

There's no fucking, she wasn't, but her dad is kind of stupid. Like, we used to think Jordan Peterson was smart. He's not. Unfortunately, he's smart in his psychology field, and that's it. Outside of that, he's a fucking retard. So he's like, oh, meat. So he was only eating, he was only eating meat, and he started getting really sick in his hormone because it really does, if you don't have carbs and other things, it will fuck up your hormones. Wasn't he in the back to tank? Was he in the, was he in the, like in a vector tank like recovering. He was.

He wasn't in a Russian vector tank. And he was, the problem is, it wasn't even just that he was eating meat. He was only limited himself to animal. Like, so he was eating beaks. I'm sorry, I don't know. Pig hooves. See, but that's the,

it's just like calcium or something. Yeah, he's pure calcium. He was just, he was fucking himself up big time. He's like, chew, like a bag of chicken beaks. Like there is sunflower seeds Exactly He's chewing him spinning out That was a crazy diet he was on

His esophagus is torn to shreds Yeah That's why his voice is all fucked That's what happened That's exactly what I'd happen Because he didn't sound like that He sounded like actually like when I met him Before he was popping

He was like hello He sounded like Hello what's up Hi I'm Jordan Peterson I'm Jordan Peterson I am a clinical psychologist In the university of some stupid Canadian place.

Yeah, and then he started gargling chicken beaks. And then his daughter was like, help me. Clean your room. Leave it now. Clean your room and you'll be successfully dumb like me. I remember the first time I, like, I was like, oh, this guy sucks. It was when he released that book and he sent me a copy signed. And he was like, I want to interview you about this.

And I started reading it. And I was like, this fucking sucks. It sucks. bad that like I avoided him because I was like I didn't want to be I didn't hate him yet but like you didn't you it was like you were trying to be nice yeah I was like what do I say I'm going to the interview I'm like bro you're it's it's fine for people who are retarded I don't I didn't know what to say it's it's a great book for people who have never read anything the first chapter is like cleaning your room it's what is cleaning how to clean your room no it's like in an ontological sense. Cleaning is the gateway to the soul. You have to

conquer your dragons by folding your sheets or some shit. Fold your sheets to fold your problems away. There's one page that's somehow a video of him screaming and crying. It's like serious black's image.

He just finished reading like six chapters of like how to clean your room and then it's just even it's just a flag in my do I do oh man oh god I want that book that I would pay for that book I would have bought the fuck out of that screaming book he's like I'm fucking thinking the back for batteries

he put batteries for double A's for double A's to power my fucking crying like my tears I would have 100% interviewed and be like this is a work of art sir it's a brilliant idea

thank you so much it is kind of it's innovative I've never seen a book do anything like that before it's like fucking house of leaves or something boom that's

yeah unfortunately he just did what everybody else did yeah like Russell Brand pretending to pray on stage and shit like if you've ever felt the loving cork of Jesus

what a fucking loser I can't what the fuck man I just something about a Christian feels fucking wrong. I know that that's not like historically weird. Yeah. But like something about it.

I guess because I've associated more with like I guess like the South I guess. Yeah. Exactly. But like so here it's like the love of Jesus is flowing through me. It's fucking weird man. I just hate that like there's never let a Brit touch me where they tell the turn coat. They turn coat at this pivotal moment. All of them.

When some type of weird allegations of them being fucking pervert happens. And then all of a sudden now they're religious It's Elon. It's Elon. It's fucking Russell Brand. It's all of the. It wasn't rape. Okay. It was. It was devised sex. It was God telling me.

You say biased sex? That's crazy. I've never heard that before. That's kind of brilliant for a rapist. All of them. All of them. Your honor. Your honor. It was simply one-sided. Well. It's not right. It's not that bad. Is it? Well, no.

That's not. It's not. Lots of things. one side, pieces of paper for instance. It's not true at all. It's not even a little bit. It's almost exactly

the opposite. Bro, you can say shit like that and it will trick people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like fucking, um, did you see JD Vance being like, he tried to say Elon Musk interfering and saying all this wild shit is the equivalent to like Greta Toomburg.

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I think a rhinoceros would score higher on a SAT. Yeah And then the average Piece of shit Yeah Because the rhinoceros Would be smart enough To understand

I don't know how to do this And run away It'd be into a fucking wall And then it hits a wall And breaks through it And it's like Wow it's 100% On the rhinoceros

SATs That's all they have to do That's all they have to do It was the smart thing to do It was a smart thing to do If the rhinosers did what it should do But a fucking moron I'm gonna sit and try

To take the SATs Like it has a chance of succeeding Uh I Uh You ever seen a Japanese Not Japanese An Asian rhinoceros

are those real? They're the black ones They have armor on A black rhinoceros? Yeah Pull one up I can't even imagine that I can't imagine what the difference would be

It's probably Probably a fucking Digimon dude Yeah He saw a Digimon based off of it Of course Is that how you know about it I think you just I saw them at the zoo

When I went to San Diego Zoo They have the Asian rhinoceros At the zoo And they're just like In San Diego Yeah Why am I here Why am I not in Asia help

Oh Whatever they do Yeah I don't know Are they as different As like possums are between like you're in Australia or are they like pretty similar? You know like possums in Australia and like here like very different. They have different colors like like possums in Australia are actually kind of cute and hear their fucking demon.

Let me let me let me bring something up. Am I retarded or are they? They have armor on. That looks like a rhinoceros. The gray ones are smooth. The other ones are smoother. That looks like a rhinoceros. I thought that was.

It is definitely a rhinoceros still like but I thought you said there was like black. There are black ones. I'm looking up right now. Anyway. Digimon. Yeah. Digital monsters What were you gonna say?

I don't remember That fucking shit Like an image of our rhinoceros Being like the way The big people forget things Well I was expecting something different And it looks so That's why Rossa brain got caught

He was like I forgot to shower the rhinoceros And she remembered everything I have everything I have a go-to-rape Vinosaur I put rhinoceros in her champagne She didn't even know

I took her I put her right on A whole glass of The Wright Osler is sticking out of her glass And they're just lifting it like it's Yeah like the right off it's going Bunk, it's going crazy She's just casually sipping

grinding on Rick Rosser This tastes funny This is a stupid idea You said, let me bring this up. Am I retarded? Oh, oh, opossum. Uh-huh. O possum.

Is that a possum? Is that something different? I got to be honest with you. I think possums are just... No, what is it? Because if you look at it, isn't it opossum? I think an opossum. I think opossum...

What is that? Look at... What is that? What is that? What is that? I don't know, like, I don't know what the difference is... Like, I thought like maybe possum was just like... like a shorthand. That's what I thought

but let me look it up. Where's the black? I think some of them are darker. I saw black ones. I guess these are called black rhinos. Oh, because they're just a different It's black in the sense of like calling us black. You know what I mean? Like that's not a black and black.

The ones I saw in the zoo were actually way darker. Nigger! Nigger! The ones I saw at the zoo, the ones I saw at the zoo were actually way darker colored. Interesting. They looked really cool. They have like rivets on skin. It looks like actual armor. That's cool, man.

That's all the show. Pull all the way back. Yeah. He's the show now. I got to say this, man. You've been podcasting for a half a decade. I don't know about that. You are.

I'm like the Asian guy doing the TikTok interrogation. He was like, I'm from Singapore. Oh, yeah. When he was like, oh, yeah, I'm freaking, are you a Chinese communist? Sir, I'm from Singapore. What the hell is that? That was actual racism. That was like actual for real racism.

It was like, I'm Singaporean. I'm not, that's a different. I may be of Chinese descent, but I'm from Singapore. I feel like he needs to like say to this retard. I don't think you understand what I'm saying. When I'm saying I'm Singaporean,

that is a different country. He's like, he probably would be like, oh. Does he brought Singapore to him, to that guy asking probably. Yeah, he doesn't know what the fuck of Singapore is. He looks over and he's like, do do, do, do you know.

A province within China. He's like, I'm from Singapore, probably thinking it's like Hong Kong or something. Singapore, what the fuck is that a fucking guitar hero or something? Is that a poor song? I don't care that you sing bore. You Singapore, I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck how well you sing, lady. Lady.

He's completely wrong. He's suited. He's in a wrong show. So I look it up just so we can have some educational value. Oh, Possent thing? Yeah, yeah. So apparently O possums are here. So they're like the North and South American, like the gross ones.

Okay. And then normal possums with no O, those are the Australian ones. The Australian ones are cute, right? They're brown ones, right? There you go. They're more like, yeah, they look like they're chill. And we just all call them possums. Okay.

Look at how much cuter they are. That's crazy. It is crazy. That is a radical level of cuteness difference. Do possums, do opossums like without seeing their mouths, don't they look kind of cute? No. Yeah, if they're not, it's the white head black body thing.

Yeah. It doesn't look, that's the thing that like, kind of okay. Like me, they're like the Eagles of rodents. I think I know what you're saying.

They're the bald eagle of rodents. Bald eagles look scary. Have you ever seen one up close? They look fucking terrifying. To me it's the size is the only thing that gets me. Yeah, the mouth really. And it's their eyes. It looks so like.

The mouth really fucks them up, I think. Yeah. When I see that, that looks like fucking Scrooge or something. You hit like, Nerpy. Yeah. These look stupid and these look violent.

Yeah. It's the white face, man. I killed the fuck out of an accident. I ran it over. I killed the fuck. I don't pass them all purpose. I had my fucking forward explorer. I'm driving home talking to this broad.

Like, blah, blah, blah. And all of a sudden. Old ass bitch. And then she's fucking, as I'm driving, she's like, I stottle her because I'm like, oh my God. No. She was like, what the fuck? And I was like, well, I just saw it committed suicide. It fucking leaped out.

into my, it wanted to die. I think the lights scare them so they react. I think it's all animals that can't see color. The light scares them so they react. And it too, towards it, I guess. Because it. And then I'm trying to fight. They're trying to fight them by the brunice of the Lord.

So he all jumped towards the light. Is that what's happening? Okay. Dude, I remember I ran over a deer in my Toyota Corolla. How that could we hit a deer after destiny? Oh yeah, I do remember. Yeah. Not the person.

How turp the person? That would have been kind of funny. That would have funny. He did a deer. It was crazy. I ran over it. Wait, where were you? Upstate back home, yeah.

Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, right, you weren't here yet. Destiny was 2014, right? Yeah. Wow. Wow. Isn't that crazy?

Yeah. 10 years, 11, 11. Yeah. It's over 10 years old now, yeah. That's crazy. That's fucking gross. That's fucking, it doesn't feel like that. That's retro now.

Yeah, it kind of is. Holy shit. And it's still chugging. They just haven't decided to end it yet because I make it so much money off of it. I thought. I played it yesterday actually. I thought the final shape or whatever was it. No.

That was the end of the light and darkness saga thing. It was the end of the light and dark saga. I think it's over personally. Like I think it should be over. They're going to be winding it down, I think. Because marathon's next. I'm so, I just,

I couldn't. It passed me by. Even though like I'm into like sci-fi, like a lot, it just passed me up. It was an, I will say it was an effort to stay in. That time.

You know, because it was just like, how long is this going to go on for, man? And like, it was like a slog for a lot of it. You know? it was like I would say that their output was pretty good

but like an expansion every year like some of those are just not going to be good expansion I would say like if you compare and I brought this up on a sacred I think many many episodes ago now but like if you compare like the 10 years of them doing Halo and the 10 years of them doing Destiny like every two to three years putting out a banger is kind of what they did both times

the only difference is Halo didn't have one every year so like you know but like there's at least like as many good expansions of Destiny as there are good Halo. I'd argue more probably I don't know I don't argue more But I think Destiny is a whole story You know Halo is like a Halo is a story but it's more like a moment to moment

They're opposed to Destiny's like a fucking Huge tapestry It's like a TV show literally Yeah yeah and I was just like It would be a cool TV show to see Destiny I would jump in and I'd be like there are seasons of the show that I've missed And I don't know who I don't know who that is I'll have to go watch fucking bif

some YouTuber to get filled in. Some brits it's fucking nine hours I'm excited that it's over personally. Like I got what I needed out of it.

Yeah, I'm done with it. I did it. I'm happy. Let's, uh, let's rounding things out with this last one. Yeah.

Let's run with the king. He never asked questions. Yeah, he just happened to support. We thought he was dead for a while. I thought yeah. Yeah. We did.

He might still be. He's, well, he did, well, yeah, he probably actually died this time. Yeah,

we never know. We met him and I made me really happy meeting him in a person. I think he was like the first one in line or something. Yeah, I gave him a hug. I was like, can I hug you? How insane is that?

That he was probably the first patron since he's like the, because I think the list is by chronologically who was there the longest. I think it might be. That makes sense. Yeah. And because I actually, when I read the names for 300, somebody asked that question. And I was like, I have no fucking idea. But I saw like on the last page, if you look at it, it shows some information.

And one of the columns it said, like, January or whenever we started the Patreon, I think that was the same bud that we started. So I think he was the first one. I was like, this nigga is a real one. Yeah, he's as real as it gets. Yeah, he's the best. Yeah, he's better than everybody else there.

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Have you ever seen Scream 2 or 3, I think? With the black guys like at the fucking, He hears somebody like masturbating at the fucking The bathroom He's like what the fuck's going on here And then fucking Ghost face stabs him through his Oh yeah

That's one of the early ones Yeah No that's definitely probably the first one actually That's not one Is definitely a single Are you sure because You know There were no black people in the first one

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Because like that happens to Ray Ray gets a dick shoved through his fucking ears in the first one He does? Yeah I'm pretty sure the first screen with no black people There's so like a there's I mean maybe I just I'm just wondering

What was it? Is there like a glory hole? They're in the movie theater And he's like what the And then a dick tickles his ear And then it goes through And he's just like Well of course he doesn't die

He's fine He's literally mind raped Movies used to be so stupid, so dumb. Especially he's doing all this gay shit the entire time. And at the very end, like those guys are like, oh, we're gay together. And he's like, no, I'm not. And then it's like, wait, we went to San Francisco. I want to go shopping.

And then he's like, you took me to that gay club. He's like, they play hot music or whatever. And then he's like, you made love to me. And then the guy, Ray was like, well, hold on, you sucked my dick. And then he's like, it was such a stupid. So dumb. Great. It's such a funny

That show That movie's great I love I think one and two are funny One or two are really good Three is actually The one with the potato hand Right yeah

Yes that is that fucking dude Number three is actually pretty good It's actually was written by the Wains And then stolen They they stole their script Yeah Marlin went on Sheh's podcast

They stole a script They talked about it How like they was written And it made sense Why it was still a funny ass movie With Kevin Hart and stuff And then that guy did the He was doing the M&M shit.

Like, I'm a white boy. What is it? I'm a white boy. My neck is red. I'm a white boy. And my neck is red. I put Miracle whip on my wonder bread. Then he did a thing.

They had to claim. It's just so elongated. It's such a, we're in the hood. It's like that shit was so stupid. I fucking love. I do that era of comedy was so fucking funny. That was fun. I think they're going to do a new one.

And I, I, I, they're, uh, the wains have the rights, I guess again. But you got to, you got to go hard. You got to go hard. That's the thing. First of all, Marlin's really not young anymore.

And it's kind of jarring noticing how he's like actually an old man now. What is he like for? You see that he was beefing with the soldier boy. Soldier boy is like like a lot. Unfortunately, there's a lot of, you know, stupid as dumb motherfuckers that are just transphobic because they just been told to be. And so he's a, he's a, he's too. Didn't he was crazy.

Wasn't he making fake video game? Yes. He hawked a Chinese. Chinese consoles, yeah. You know what's crazy? Soldier Boy is the reason for YouTube becoming the way it is. Isn't that crazy? Quite literally, like, one of the first viral

people ever that really use YouTube to promote themselves with Soldier Boy. Like in, like, 06. Like, yeah. I don't think the Superman song came out until like a couple years after, no. No, I was 06. 05, 06, look it up. It definitely wasn't 05.

I know that for sure. That came up. I was in 7th grade. I graduated in 06 high school. I think it was 07 or, I think it was 07. It might have been 06. I think it was 07.

I think 07. Look it up. Look it up because. It might have been late 06. It was probably, it was definitely post high school. I wasn't in high, it didn't come out while I was in high school. I remember. And if it did, then I just, I'm just misremembered.

I remember in high school, but specifically not junior high. No, that. So like that sounds like 2007. Superman that inward. But I remember that. I don't know about that though. Like, so did what to me. He was.

I don't know anything about him. Oh, seven. It felt, it felt more like that. Oh, seven. He was the first like viral song. He was the first dig he was the first guy that he was like how Dan Cook was for comedy. Yes. Like Dan Cook was like digital comedy guy blew up on my space and took it to different levels

that everyone's like shit I got to get online now. And then Soldier Boy had his digital sales were fucking insane. And then like nobody's seen anything like that. Now they're like oh cell phone sales. What do you call when the people were you used to buy your ringtones? Yeah, ringtones. Like that shit. He made.

We lived through that. Oh my God. It feels like it. I don't know. I still feel like I'm like a fucking 20 year old. My brain is like I'm like, oh my God. It wasn't that long ago. They think about it's like, yo, that was a long. It was when I was 20, that was a while ago.

Bro, I was just thinking about like because we hit 300, right? I hit 300. It took five years. And I was thinking about like, oh, shit, how old are we when we started? I was like, oh, so I started this when I was 32. I was 25. And so I'm like, that's fucking nuts, right? I'm going to be 32 this year.

It feels fucking weird. I'm in my 30s now, which is fucking crazy. think about. We'll be 37 next month. For as long. 37. Dang. You're late 30s.

You're going to start graying soon, bro. I have a little bit. There's a couple that's open size. Is it visible? Is it a visible patch yet? It's not a patch. It's just strands.

A couple of strands. It's like you, but I didn't have that before. So that's like real age. I got this shit forever. Yeah. Like you just. Salt peppers since I was like 19.

Yeah. But it hasn't gotten anymore. I feel it doesn't really grow anymore. I guess genetically. That's just you. I mean, I'm just stressed and losing my mind. There's that.

And I've been able to mentalize my stress. And I'm like, oh, I just, enough. There you go. There is just that. Stop that. Ew. Ew. Lily's starting to get her gray.

She's going to get her Latino grades right here. What the fuck old is she? She's 29, but her mom has grace too. Oh, so she has just genetic. That sucks for like a woman, man. I think it looks fine on her, man. I think it looks fine. But you're also, that's your mate.

Like, I'm just saying on the outside, the way that people look at women when they have gray hairs, they think like they're crazy. It's just like, that's just how it is. They are. I mean, most women are crazy. You know, I always thought that, like, old men that dyed their hair looked stupid. But what I realize is, they use shitty products. Because when I see, like, an old, somebody who goes to an actual salon and they dye it, like, properly, how women spend, like, hundreds of dollars.

Like, it actually looks good. Well, the issue, too, is that, like, a lot of them do is, like, I want printer ink black hair. That's the thing. They go to Walmart and get, like, some shitty cartridge. And then it's a, it's the same thing with hair transplant. that people would do. It's like, it's not about,

like, brother, like, you can't just give yourself a 10-year-old's hairline at, like, 40. It doesn't look,

even if it looks good, it looks wrong, because it's not supposed to be, Joe Mikhail did a good job. He did it really. He did it. He was clearly bald, basically.

He was gone. He was over. Yeah. And then he did it, but he gave himself like a normal fucking, like, adult hairline.

Yeah. I was like, that looks good. You know, people fuck that up a lot. People give themselves Marcus Phoenix hairlines. It's insane for me because my hairline was worse when I was younger. What are you saying?

Oh, it was like further up when I was younger. That could be possible. You want to see the picture? I've never heard of people. I have a photo of it. My hairline was further. I think my barber just nicked it back farther. That means your jaw pushed your head further up.

What the hell is going? That doesn't even mean. Well, look, I guess. When I was little where my hairline was further back for something. He's going to show us a picture of a different. black kid. Yes. By the way.

I was like this picture. Look how far my hair line is back in this picture. It does look further back for sure, but was that the barber? I think the barber must have just been like, eh. Somehow, the barber fucked up and then lined you up like way back there. Because that's like my hair line. Like, I don't know why I would handle it so far back. I thought I had a bad hairline for years.

Yeah. And I was just like, oh, I guess I'm receding. I saw, um, I didn't realize that. FD signifier. He just made a video. Oh, his hells. And he talked that. His hairlines always been like that.

And he showed a picture when he was younger, and his hairline was just always back. Like, he just always had that. I don't think, it's not a big deal at all, but it's for me, for me, it was like,

I guess I just have a bad hairline. Oh. That's why I never really did my hair. My hair is fucked already. Yeah. That's great. And then I come to find out my airline was a regular hairline. Yeah.

And this motherfuckers were just like, you know, it would be funny. Well, you don't have a regular. You have a cartoon hairline. I do. You have a Marcus Phoenix airline,

kind of almost. Not exactly. I have a particularly small forehead. Yeah. At least I have a three head. Lily makes one of it all the time. Yeah. I have a particularly tiny one.

I'm like, I thought my hair line was like back here. Because I'm going to do that eventually. One day I'm just going to come here. My hair line's going to be fucking up. I hate when he does this because he's just not going to do it. He's not going to do it. I would do that.

I think that's funny. How many years? Yeah. Five years. Yeah. We've been doing this show longer than a lot of TV shows last. And not once. Right.

You'll see. Just fucking do it. He won't do it. We're going to have to do it to it. We're going to, you know what? We're going to roofie you. Yeah, we're not, we're not legally accountable. Yeah.

Yeah. That's how that works. It does. Let's read these names so you can fuck out of here, man. We never even answer the, so. Oh, the paper than walls. I don't know. I don't think, have we lived in an apartment with paper than walls?

No. I don't really remember. Oh. I don't think we've, we've kind of been blessed in that regard. Yeah. Like, this one's pretty, pretty okay. I've never had loud neighbor. I thought we've always been the loud neighbor.

Yeah. we've been the people getting yelled at. Oh, interesting. Do you remember when we got that noise completely when we weren't even home? That was insane. They just assumed it was us. Yeah. It's been pretty loud a little bit and we were like, we all just got back here.

My honest feeling on that is like if you, if I ever get a noise complaint to me, it's just like, all right, well, fix the walls. Yeah, reinforce the walls soundproof. Reinforce them, bitch. Because it's really not my problem. Yeah, I'm like, I'm not going to not like, say, I. understand the like oh 10 11 o'clock curfew thing of shut the fuck up like quiet down i understand that yeah but like during the day no it's i'm personally not loud um i don't i don't need anything loud but even there's uh people like uh some people are there's a couple of musicians i live in my

thing and during the day like i hear the loud ass bass and i'm like whatever i usually have headphones on them when i'm doing so it doesn't bother me but like i know there's some people that are probably really upset but i'm also like well it's not the week It's not early in the morning It's really hard People are I'm fine I'm from NYC man

Yeah it's allowed all the fucking time That's kind of thing for me I just I don't mind it It's kind of just tune it out I've never minded ever It's life it's life of the city Unless it's people jackhammering Like right outside your window

That's kind of impossible Construction just like that's insane Even that I don't care I've gone so used to it That bothers me But like if people are just loud And like screaming and like playing music That genuinely doesn't bother me at all

I actually go to sleep better to that shit. Yeah, I'm used to it. Like car alarms, people fucking arguing on the street. Like, I'm used to that shit. Granted, I don't like it. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter.

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Yeah. It's the privilege of growing up in a city That we can sleep better Oh, so I went to a I went to a thing recently It was like a Like a movie night And with some some content people

And we watched rush hour Yeah Brother I forgot a lot about that movie Chris Tucker's just racist the whole time Extremely racist Like extremely racist Like the entire everything he says.

Yeah. Mr. Rice and Rony. This. Yeah. Mr. I watched them recently. Um,

all three of them. And it, even when they came back for the third one, because it was years later. Yeah. It's way less though. It's way less. Really?

He's not. He even, he's looking immediately fatphobic. Says fat. It's, he pulls over these two girls and he's saying all this horrible shit. It's, it's nonstop.

It's he, his character is, he's a, think he's a pussy bitch. It's, his racist is he, his role. is he's a piece of shit. That's his role. Yeah.

But I love it. In the description of it, it says a wisecracking cop. Yeah. And it's just like, I don't know if it's wisecracking so much it's just like genuinely racist. It's just a fucking racist. I love the idea is like the original pitch for the movie was like, let's get this racist cop and this Chinese guy to

do cop stuff together. And they were like, should we change racist to like maybe like something else? And somebody goes like, what wisecracking? Yeah, like you. wise guy he's cracking wise he's crag and shemble like cracking wise

like the whole and I love how many times in that first movie they just pull guns immediately it's like the first thing that everybody does is pull a gun every scene have you met cops it's it's even hilarious by that standard like it is I'm not even

joking like they pull guns when they walk into like a fucking CVS it looks ridiculous well it makes me mad in that when because Chris Tucker is opening scene is he's undercover. Yeah. And it pisses me

that scene pisses me off so much because at that point when those other cops show up, it's over. Just say I'm LEP. It's over. Like it's already compromise. So the fact that he's just being like,

go away. Like as if that's going to do anything. It is a really dumb. It's so frustrating to me that's like, bro, the jigs up. Your LAPD fucking that guy who cares if he knows you already have him.

He already showed you the C4. It's over. There's literally nothing else to do other than just arresting him. The movie's really stupid. It's a dumb movie. It's really, it's not, they don't know.

They can shoot the C4 to blow it up. I was like, that's not how that works at all. He's shooting the fucking, the car. And then I'm like, you wanted to arrest the guy, right?

Yeah. So why are you shooting the car to blow this dude up? Why didn't you just kill him when you first? Presumably, if that much C4 exploded, he'd be gone. That's not how you detonate C4 also. It's like,

not that it matters because it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It's a dumb movie, but just that thing. It's like movies where they shoot the engine of a car and it blows up and it's like that's not what would happen. It's cool. It would just, you would just shoot the engine. I love that. Yeah.

It's kind of those like this seems like it would, it's almost like troll physics. You remember those comics from like 20, like 10 or whatever? Or it would be like physics solutions that an idiot would think would work. Like jumping at the last moment. Yeah, like jumping off of a plane or like using momentum. Falling down an elevator shaft and then jump and then, oh, okay. Yeah, exactly. Or like using a pulley or like putting a, the one that I always remember that cracked the up was like a car with like a little like a metal arm in front of it and it had a magnet pulling the car forward.

So you never had to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That sounds insane. I feel like that's just so magical. I wish I would work. I know. But it's things like there's like there's certain movie things that were like, yeah, shooting the car wouldn't do that. But like, whatever.

It's cool. Yeah. I don't need. It was, that scene is just too much. That was, like, in that movie,

that scene was just too stupid. Or that's the only, like, as far as everything else. It's the very beginning, too. It's just like, really the first thing you see.

And he comes out in that fucking Wester jacket. Yeah. Bam bam. That was we were talking about that. He's like, dude, he's Fortnite emoteing.

Every time he gets a kill or something. He's like, he fortnight emotes. Yeah. Like every, every 10 minutes, he does one. he's always dancing yeah

god damn it what is it good for absolutely nothing good god you all I fucking love that movie I like you what's up my nigger

he said we were cracking we were laughing we that was a fucking event I love that I forgot that was in that movie oh man I look I've seen that movie way too much it's it's

Jackie Chan really carries that movie it's great he's man Jackie Chan is so underappreciated. He's awesome. As a human being, kind of iffy,

but like, action star. He wasn't for a while, but then he's like, we're going to take your mind. He's like, well, uh,

communist China ain't too bad. I'm like, I get it, brother, I get it. Yeah, I don't know. It was more of thinking

about it, like, his daughter. His daughter, that, that whole thing, where I was like, I didn't know you were, I thought you were just,

reasonable. What happened with him? Well, he's just, he's a bigot. He's old. I guess, I guess I just didn't feel it.

That's not an excuse, but I get it, but it's not an excuse. It's just like, I don't expect. It'd be like, because I saw somebody, I saw Jerry Seinfeld thing. I saw Jerry Seinfeld training again because he's like somebody was went up to him at like the S&L 50. He's like, hey, free Palestine. I was like, I don't care about Palestine. Oh. I believe that.

Oh. That makes sense. That makes sense to be. That does. A rich Jewish man not caring about him. Him being, uh, him being a minority in America. I thought, you know, live in America for so long. I thought that's why.

It's not like, say. John Voight, you know him? Oh, John Boyd's crazy. Like, he played, like, he played himself in varsity blues. He played, like, this racist fucking head coach, right? And then I was like, that's just John Voight. Like, he's a piece of shit. He did Trump ads and later.

And I was like, he just played. Like the thing in, um, you are the longest yard with a Stone Colesian N-Word. And it's like, you were surprised that he says the N-word like that? Are you surprised Stone Cold Lee Vaugh? This guy whose personality is Texas. I will say it was actually surprising. is ice cream in reverse. It is. You can't fucking trust that guy.

His name is Coldstone Cream Austin. Coldstone Cream Austin. That's like his fucking ice cream version from fucking Chowder. That's the different universe. And a universe where everybody's ice cream related. He's Coldstone Cream Austin.

That's almost such a good idea that I want to pitch a show that's that now. You know how sometimes it's like there's one joke that justifies an entire And that Rock is the Rocky Road. That's a joke that justifies an entire TV show. We have to make an ice cream world just so we can have an excuse to call somebody cold stone Kreebos.

That's world build. Let's world build from here. Everything. He's the heart. It's like George Lucas. He had to get Jarjars the heart. Jar Jar is the key to all this. Yeah.

I like Jar Jor Binks. No, you don't. Yes, I do. Yes, I do. He's a funny liar. I like Jar Jor Binks. I thought he was funny. He's lying.

He was funny. When I was little, when I was little, I saw him. I thought he was funny. I thought he was funny and I've never hated him for it He was funny I just but I was also Five watching that movie So could you watch like a Jerry Lewis

Fucking something what's would could you watch Jerry Lewis and be like oh this hilarious Or like would you like or as you watch the the three stooges you're like When I was little I thought it was silly You sucked as a kid dude I understand like that comedy's killed back in the day It's shit ain't funny because it was it was like oh there's just like what they based Tom and Jerry off eventually it's kind of the silliness that evolves in this

I know it evolved Wait that's not the right key I can't do it I saw this girl on TikTok Do it perfectly oh really It scared me because I was like god damn This is such a specific I can't figure it out It's a little bit higher

This I can't do it right now I'm not warmed up The amount of pain I want to see the guy do it I want to see the original guy They don't know they don't yeah They had to drag him out every time he's fucking They didn't give a shit about

They didn't give a shit about voice actors enough to record them doing things You probably remember behind the skims In the 80s and the 80s with the Disney stuff Yeah Then they started doing the screams for Dragon Ball Hearing them like fucking a guy that played trunks passed out In the fucking boot Yeah and then he died

That's because he's an idiot Then he died in the bedroom later That's what somebody who's not like Lincoln in a bed Hours after That's just not being trained to bellow What do I think is this the idea that had to do so many takes.

And then there's not understanding, hey, maybe you should take a break. Well, yeah, that's still stupid. There's also, to be fair, to Dragon Ball, there's not a lot of show. There's not, if you're doing voice acting courses before Dragon Ball, there's probably not a lot of reason to assume that you would even be screaming. You didn't spend that much time. I feel like even still. Yeah.

I can't name a show that screams like Dragon Ball's English dub. Yeah, the powering up is 100% that is, I, like, I, like by nothing's close. They don't even do it like that in the modern movie, the show, seriously, they don't do it like that. No,

yeah. To go beyond. I, yeah. Like, it's just holding for fucking, it's so crazy. It's kind of amazing.

Like, I can't stand. Niggas. And the hair, the flash of the hair. Why don't you? Monkeys get a job. Oh,

did you see Toriyama, Super Saint, 4. No. We're like Goku, little kid, Google Super 7th for some reason. And it's like, what the fuck? Oh yeah, they made a canon, I think, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not lying. Yeah. What did that happen? In the new Dragon Ball Diamond

Show that they have. It's pretty much GT again, like actually. Stop! Yeah, they keeps going. I didn't hate GT, but also like stop. It's kind of a cool design though, to be honest with it. I think I like that he has big big little monkey hands. He has big ape hands. They're not huge, but they're like bigger hands. I didn't even see this. I don't, man. Yeah.

I don't need any more, man. I don't need any more either. I don't need any more. Especially because he's gone. Yeah, I want them. I especially don't care. I want to just see how they're going to deal with Freeza now. Why do you care?

Is it going to be Baby Freeza? Is he going to be baby? I was like Dragon Ball. Dude, after gold, I don't care. Like, that's it. What else do I need of Freeza? I like Black Freeza. I think it's funny.

I think it's stupid. I like it. I think it's funny. It doesn't hurt anybody. Me liking it. Like, dude, it's at a point, look it, look, I know I'm still get some pushback for like hereditary for example

my taking hereditary you gotta give up I don't look at look I don't care that people enjoy hereditary that's not my point at all because some people are like it's interesting

and I'm like it's not I'm not saying it's not interesting I'm saying the people that are you know the subtext people they're stupid for enjoying that and I'm saying in the same way that there's a cutoff

for Dragon Ball where this is just throwing shit out of wall now it's not interesting anymore in the way that it's like it's deep or it's cool it's just for the sake of doing it. And that's why I was saying about hereditary. I'm like, they're putting in shit for the

sake of it and they're not making it clever. I mostly agree. I'm mostly agree. I think there's parts of it where there's just better stuff. Sure. I'm not saying, what are we talking about? I think Vegeta has become like, I think because of the addition of like, Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric. Health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids' fever.

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I would say that. But I think his whole, him becoming full circle is like, oh, I like you. Like that's, yeah. And I'm not even,

I'm not even, I'm more talking about like, say the, there's because like all of the different, all the different, all the different. The power struggles, all that stuff right there is so overkill at the point.

And I guess that's, that's the perfect word. Like, so I'm talking about hereditary overkill. It's that like, because I have no problem with fucking like subtext and subplots and, and, And, like, I love the idea of people making essays of theories and stuff.

That's fine. But it's the, this shit, it's overkill. It's, it's like that. I'm like, at a certain point, it's just, this isn't clever. At a certain point, you got to jump shit, you know. Yeah. Because for me, like Spider-Man, my favorite superhero, right? There is way more bad Spider-Man comics that are good Spider-Man comics now.

And I think that is a very unfortunate thing. I think that, like, at a certain point when that happens, it's like, put it down, man. You got to stop. You got to stop, Ventures. I'm a Batman. I think there's way more dog shit Batman comments And there are really good ones Is that not true for like

Everyone all of them All of them have gone on for that long Yeah everything that's gone on for a long time It's like you know what you know what Like all of everything that has to do with Breaking Bad is great All of it It's concise Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul

They're both great and they're done There's no like there's no like bad Better Call Saul show spin off Where it's like a little Walt You know like That's what it feels like Dot Diamond is It's like a little Walt Junior and it's the idea of that where it's like they go on so long. I want to see that.

And that's how long form content is. Like same thing they're one piece. When people argue this all the time, there is way more dog shit one piece than there is great one piece. There's exactly as many now. Good Halo games and bad Halo games now. Exactly. And that's how interesting, you know?

Or almost. There's still more, I think, technically. No, no, no, because they have the twin stick shooters that nobody cares about. I forgot about those. I think he's fun. No. No. No.

No. No. Like I think it's good. They're called Spartan assault or something. And there's another one that sucks. It does a disservice of things, you know. You're fucking it up. You're fucking up the ratio.

Nothing is consistently great. That's just not how it is. It's too hard. It's like I watched the, I watched the Cobra Kai is still going on. I couldn't believe it. And because I kind of fell off for a minute. Isn't that the karate kid show? Yeah.

What could they have left to say? Well, see, that's the thing. I watched the first season and within the context of its universe, it is perfect. I was like this was so I remember it started on YouTube red Yeah I remember It's still really fun I'm on the third season now

Where it's starting to get Because now they're just reaching into the past And getting like oh here's Crease worked with this guy In the third karate kid moving All this shit like It's stuff that It's now holding on to shit

That like who gives the fuck I mean there's literally moments Where like those kids would be arrested Well that's the whole thing In the context of the universe They even put a little caveat in there To be like they try to get Creece arrested

because obviously he's a fucking a psychopath, but then he beat them to it. Like he co-opped to the cops and like convinced that like, oh, they're the crazy ones harassing him. And then, oh, they didn't call the cops so they're trying to save these kids. So they did little things to explain it, which I'm glad that they even mentioned it.

But what I was trying to say is, I love that show. It's fun. As it's going on, it's a super fun. It's still fun. But as it's going on, it's like, well, the first season and it was written so well, you're not going to match the first.

You're not going to match it. And by the way, as a TV show, there's now already more TV show Karate Kid than there is movie. By a lot. You know? So like, what are you doing? You're kind of...

It's kind of nuts how they stretched it out. But again, it was obviously, it was just like Stranger Things, where they weren't expecting it to go as far as it went. Yeah. And it did so well, they're like, uh, buddy. I thought it, I thought Stranger Things was going to be like a fucking anthology show. I think it was supposed to be.

Because I thought, like, the way that, uh, strange things season one ended, I thought it was perfect. Yeah, I mean, that's like, that's a perfect ending. Like, I don't actually need more of this at all. Well, that was the problem. And they were like, everybody loves it. It was too famous.

It got too popular. Yeah. And then season two was like, yeah. That mission won't do that shit anymore. Yeah. She wants to like fuck older dudes and stuff. Yeah. Like, yeah, she like, dude, she like,

she obviously hooked up with Drake, allegedly, obviously. And then, uh, allegedly. And then, uh, she had a, uh, a boyfriend that was in her 20s when she was fucking a teenager. Like, she's clearly just. That was a flashbang, by the way, when I saw, like, some picture. I saw a picture of her recently. I'm like, what the fuck?

That's, it's jarring. The algorithm, she had like a, whatever the algorithm had a boom on Instagram of like, I think she was advertising, like, products or something. Yeah. She's in like a wife beater and she kept, like, advertising stuff. It was like, uh, uh, Selena Gomez is the same thing. So it's probably the same company, I imagine. Maybe, yeah, yeah.

We're a wife beater and show your nipples or something. I don't know what the fuck it was. But it was like, oh my God. It was like, that's Millie Bobby Brown. This show is so, was so long ago that she's like a grown ass woman now. Yeah, she's in like her 20s now. She's like, yeah, she's in her, and I was just like, I looked at her. I'm like, that is not a, that's not a kid.

That's not like, what are they going to do? Are they, did they shoot the? They're going to, they're going to reverse Captain America. Yeah. I mean, they're going to have to really. She's, I mean, they're going to have to really shout. She's got her head on a fucking dwarf. Well, they're not little kids exactly in the show.

Well, I know they're like in high school. They were like freshmen. So what are they going to do now? They're, they're freshmen in the last season. They are freshmen. You are right. They are freshmen. But like, what are they're going to do now?

I think for the while Caleb for a while was not a little kid. Like he's like an adult now. Like he looks like he has dreads and shit now and I'm like what the fuck. It's not a kid anymore. I don't know what they're going to do. They don't none of them look like children anymore. They're probably just going to deage them with like AI or something. It's over.

No, they're probably just going to cancel the fucking show. They don't they don't they don't look like kids but they don't look like grown ass old adults. It's just like a, it's like Holland. It'll be you know what it'll be. It'll be we'll just get a season of stranger things that's like. that's like TV or like movies that we used to get. Yeah. Versus like there's Toby McGuire in high school.

I'm totally whatever. I'm fine with that. Or Joe Maginello being fucking flash. I wouldn't want to fight me. That's a 30 year old man, dude. Have you seen that that, that, that,

that, who was it? I forgot how it was. It was, it was, it was, it was Gohan as Peter. He's like,

I don't want to fight you. And then it's Joe Maginella cell. He's like, I wouldn't want to fight me either. What the fuck? Which is so, it's like, actually like,

perfect. I, I, I, actually okay with that because it made me feel, especially now as a grown-ass adult, we're watching like high school stuff where they can be high school kids and do weird sexy stuff because what high school kids do, but it didn't feel weird. Yeah, not depicted as like, oh, this person actually looks like a kid and makes me have to feel like, I don't like this imagery. It's weird.

I get it. It makes sense that, you know, high school is that. It is that. And so it's like euphoria. Obviously there's dumb kids doing all that shit. But, But it's like, is what I just, I just don't, why would you want to cast someone that looks like a kid? It's just, that's weird. It is a little upsetting. It's funny. Thinking about it now. It's weird.

Or it's just like, damn, I was eating pussy at 15. It's kind of upsetting. It makes me feel so gross because I was so, I was so nowhere near the person I was going to become, you know? It's like, you're like a little, like I was, you're really got tickled. Yeah, well, because it's real. It's real shit. It's funny to think of it in that context. or especially like, yeah, reminiscing, yeah, like.

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a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well. I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child. Then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Here are the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. For delicious meals, you could go out to eat or spend hours in the kitchen. Or you could just make a Marie Callender's meal. Yeah, you heard me.

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Like I was eating salami sandwiches on Xbox Live. Yeah. And there was fucking tits and like, that's wild. Especially if you're if you're talking about it in the past, like are you a pet if you go like this? Oh yeah, fuck this hot chick. Like, like, I know what you're saying. Do the cops bust in?

Like, no, I mean, at the time she was hot and they're like, I don't care. Are you a pedophile for remembering your own memories from that age? You're only a pedophile if it turns you on. That's crazy. If you're thinking about the trip. This is a hot seat conversation for no reason. This is such a dangerous conversation to have when you just don't have to happen. Look, this is what would happen.

I'm just saying. A judge would be like, you guys are fucking retarded. Get out. Like if it was like someone tried to make it like, oh, this person's actually a pervert. And you're just reminiscing about the past. This person had sex to be 15 years ago. It's like. What are you talking about?

I was underage. This guy said it up. We met up again as adults. And he said like, oh, you were so hot. And then he's like, you're a pedophile for saying it in past tense because you're saying you have to. I think the judge would be like, get out. Get out. Baileth kill them.

Bailiff killed them. You're wasting my time. Activate the turrets. The turrets? That would be sick as fuck if they had turrets. Contempt you're, you have contempt of court. Contempt of court. There's a button that you have to hit with a mallet.

And then the turrets butt. You can't press it. You can't press it. The mallet. No, that you have to use the mallet. So he has a gavel for a regular order. And then the turret. He has the turret mallet.

Boom. Turrets. And then it looks like it's like Sunny of the Tollbooth or like Hitler and Inglars bastards where you just get ripped the fucking shit. I think about Sunny at the Tollbooth all the time. That's a very, he gets so... It's a morbid death. He gets so shut up.

It's hilarious. Like he's more holes than people. I love that reference because there's probably a lot of young people that are like, what the fuck is that? I know. I mean, to be fair, like, I was pretty late to that. I watched The Godfather, I think in like, well, I guess high school. So, like, I guess...

I think that works because I want all the classic movies like scar. face unless I watched when I was like 1920 with my grandma. With your grandma? Yeah. Your grandma watched those? Yeah, because she was like, she's Hispanic. My mom hates a godfather. That's like how? Yeah. That's like a similar as culture to what she was. Why's that? I don't know. I don't even think it's not like a particular disdain. I just like I remember that she was like I don't think she likes

violent movies. Mm. Okay. My grandma watched that she was like these guys are also fucking she wasn't happy with the horse head in the bed. No, no. She wasn't happy with that like oh horsey. Oh my God. Yeah. My dad's like what you're talking about. horse. She hated that. She watched me and she was like, these movies are just so stupid and boring. And I'm like, yeah.

Meanwhile, the same woman that can watch the Ten Commandments every Easter. That's crazy. It's insane. I would never watch. That's so brainbroken, dude. She watches that shit and I'm like, Grandma, I love you. I love you a lot. Godfather is fucking boring movie.

They're both boring movies. Yes. I don't. But the Ten Commandments is lame. You know why? Because there's no transformations. There's nothing magical about the godfather. So he doesn't like him.

They're not Digimon. I don't like the Godfather. I think it's a long movie. I think it's very long. And it's not entertaining to me exactly. I want to know like what is entertaining to you? Like that would make it not see long. I think something fantastic.

Like something that isn't just like like like think of it like this. Right. If I wanted if I wanted to know the story about Godfather, I could ask uncles of mine who did shit like that. I see. It's like that's like tangible reality to me. Do you watch documentaries? Not too often. Okay.

Not too often. There are documentaries I like it. It's about something I don't understand. Like if it's like something magical, like, oh, this is like fucking about science. You're such a child. But like, you know what I mean? Like magical in a sense like something that like I could never conceptualize naturally. Seeing people have like a fucking family of like racketeers and criminals.

It's like, oh, I know this already. Did you see, did you see Oppenheimer when that did you see Oppenheimer when that did you not want to kill yourself? It was interesting. It was interesting. I thought I really loved R.D.J.'s performance. I thought he was really interesting to watch. And I was like, this is a good movie. Also, it's kind of whimsical in a sense of that because he's creating.

What is RDJ again? Is that Rod Dog Jr.? He's creating the thing that will lead to the end of humanity. In this. Let's go. Let's just leave now. Read the name, please. Yeah, Oppenheimer wasn't a Digimon.

So it didn't. It's not what I'm saying. I just think that it's kind of boring. That's it. I thought Oppenheimer was fucking great. I thought it was a good movie, for sure. Like, that's like... I was off Florida's Pugh's tits.

I was like, gay jackpot, dude. But to me, that's like the most... Like, it's not boring to me, but I understand if somebody coming from your perspective, I would think that's like one of the most boring movies of all time. Oppenheimer? Yeah. I thought Ophabhamer was really interesting

because of the fact is that you're seeing about a person that like... But like, it's nothing. Less stuff happens in it than in like the godfather, for example. I don't, I don't agree. I think there's a lot of things going on in Oppenheimer. I think, and I think, And I think the characters are often... There's a bunch of people get murdered in the Godfather.

I think Oppenheimer is just genuinely more interesting. I think that's what it is. I don't... I guess the concept of the... I feel that. Like, I think Oppenheimer's more interesting. But I also don't dislike either of those movies. Yeah.

I don't like Godfather very much. I don't like... I think one is... It insists upon itself. Not even that. I just... No, this is not my kind of movie. Like, I've never liked mobster flicks,

but also I've lived way too close to mobster heritage. Goodfellas is funny. Goodfellas is great. Goodfittance is mad, funny. I think that's why. I remember I was so mad at myself for, like, not seeing Goodfellas for as long as I did. Because I was just like, damn, this is fucking awesome. You realize there's so many movies like that.

No, I know. But like... None of them at the same quality as Goodfellas, though. I think Goodfellas is the best one of them. Oh, you mean in the gangster realm? Yeah. Oh, I just meant in general. Oh, no, I know.

I know what you're saying. Yeah, there's a lot of movies that I've been like... You got to get on this. Oh, I guess that's what are... I've seen more movies than I pretend to have seen. To be fair. I don't think so. But like.

I know you better than you. Have you seen Tickled? I know what it is. That shit is fucking epic. That's an epic fantasy right there in real life. That documentary is insane. I actually do recommend. Like I've said this before on shows, I'm sure.

Because it's like my go-to documentary. We watch it randomly during COVID. Like early COVID-we-watching. I watched it with YMS. Like at a VidCon party or something. Okay. Oh, what the hell? He invited me over.

I think Lacey was with me too. That was like years ago. He watched a movie. It wasn't a Vidcon party. It was like he was in town for VidCon and like I think he was here like a couple extra days later or like days before. I can't remember exactly. But like we sat and he was like you got to watch this movie. And I was like, okay.

Yeah. I'm definitely taking your recommendation from you. So like, so we sat and we watched this movie. It tickled is fucking amazing because you don't. You can't predict that movie at all. And I highly also recommend if you watch that movie, look up what happens afterwards. because it's even fucking crazier. But don't do that before you see it.

Right, right. Because it adds to it so much. It's about a competitive tickling league. That's crazy. It's, it's, it's worse. That's dumb or, somehow dumber than those motherfuckers that ride like horse heads on a stick. And then they like do the, yeah, the LARPIC. Yeah, whatever the, how.

Well, it's like they're pretending they're riding on real horses doing the tricks when the horses are doing the tricks and stuff. So. And jumping over stuff. Tickled is the equivalent of the mission where you go into solitude and you find a Mollong Boggs mace. It is that kind of thing where you're like, oh, I'm just going in a house. There's a day dragad temple down here. Oh, I got to beat this guy to death and take it so and put it inside a fucking... It is a crazy movie.

It just keeps getting rid of it. I don't want to mess up. You got to stop talking about Skyron, man. I'm trying not to play it. I'm really trying to play. I don't think I'm playing right now. I'm playing Avowed now. Oh, you are?

I have Avowed and Kingdom Come Deliverance, both of them. Oh, you got both. Yeah, because I was like, I'll probably play these. Interesting. Did you play both? Have you tried them both? I've played both of them for about 15 hours. Which do you like more?

It depends. I think Kingdomicum Deliverance, I think, is more immersive and it's more interesting because of that. Okay. But I think about plays great. What kind of game is, like, what kind of game? King Come Deliverance is like, I would say it's more of like an immersive sim RPG. Like it's so it's, like, it's really meticulous. Like you have to make sure to take your weapon out and you have to make sure to put your weapon away when you're in towns.

Otherwise, like, people will be fucking upset. that you, everybody remembers everything. If you, you have to take bads because, like, if you don't, like,

you'll stink and that'll, like, affect your charisma. It's very deep in that way, and it's cool. But it is a little mundane and that's kind of part of it. So, like, it's more of,

like, a slow burn, I would say. It's cool. I do like it, but, like, the combat's really rough, especially early on. Yes.

When, like, everything sucks and you're not good at it. You really have to build yourself up to, like, being even okay at combat, which is kind of frustrating. About is, like,

opposite where it's like it's not particularly deep. It's like very like kind of, it's a very streamlined RPG but it feels fucking fun to like beat people up in that game. And it's actually the point where like a lot of RPGs I try to like speck into like talking because a lot of RPGs combat sucks. Like it's not good.

So like if I can talk my way out of a situation, I want to do it. But in this one I'm like I find myself getting into more like scraps on purpose. Oh, you just because it's just really satisfying to like slash dude in the face. And like, you could dual wield wands and shit. It's fucking ridiculous. Dolewielding wands? It's crazy.

And it feels spastic. You feel like a psycho. But they're both, they're both good for very different reasons. Like, they're both, they each lack what the other one lacks, or has, I guess.

What we need is kingdom. Vouds more casual. Kingdom Com is more hardcore. A vowed. A vowed delids. Yeah. Kingdom of Valiburids. Let's read these names.

Come on, please. Let's go. This sucks. That's how you know we're running low. All right, let's get the fuck out of here. Oh, shit. What? Hold on.

I think he'll whip his penis out. He's like, old shit. I forgot to show you guys my new prosthetic penis. If you're, uh, uh, uh, Azealia Banks. Yeah, what happened her? Uh, nothing happened. She was beaving with some people. And, uh, she heard,

Grimes told her that Elon Musk has, like, a broken penis. And, uh, I guess there's some smoke to it because we just, I just learned that out of all of his kids they were all like IVF except for maybe one like a X I think was and some people speculating that was even but like all of his kids like he has like this motherfucker can't and it makes sense

somebody like him probably upset that he can't just straight up and pregnant somebody so he's just fucking like seething about it it's like you know the the gay person that goes out of their way to be hateful and shit and try to mask that they're not gay and him being so inept in just shooting loads and making some pregnant

He has to just IVF all these bitches And pretend like he's fucking knocking them all up That's ridiculous That's crazy. Isn't like the person he's like In bed with very against IVF? I'm mistaken? Well, I don't know if he's with anyone

But the one that just recently got exposed Was all some dumb ass-ass concerns Isn't Trump like a guy Against IVF? Isn't he just over against IVF? Oh well, Trump doesn't give a fuck about anything But I think I guess Yes.

Yes. The Project 2025 people would be yes. Yeah, yeah. Let's read these names. I'm gonna piss my pants. Go ahead. Oh, for real? We're going to, we're going to speed through this. I was, I was supposed to do something.

I was supposed to do a call. Oh yeah. What the fuck were you, what was that? I just pushed it back a little bit. I bought myself for time. Oh, okay. Deleted. All right, so we're going to read the names, $25 and up.

Patrons. Deleted evil Tom Sweeney says, I love the gays, but they're not human. J.R. steak eater. Evil Kendrick Lamar be like, wop, wwap, wop, wop, wap. I'm a fuck his butt. Wop, wop, whop. I'm a pedophile.

It's insane. No tact. No tact. It's fucking great. Retacted. Oh, man. What do you think about that, Derek? Hereditary fucking sucks.

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They resurrected Gwen Stacy in a Spider-Man comments. Whatever. They're running. I'm going to kill the president with a word. Doc Brown in 1955 is supposed to be 35 years old with full white hair and wrinkles. That's crazy. Galo, combat evolved, Emma throwing big bucks. Build Gundam model kits.

Lily's Hispanic urge to crawl inside of Sweeney like a tauntan and guzzle piss directly from his black. ladder. The gung-glow gab galab is gay as hell. My Abba taught me a few things too, like how to rip skin off using my own mouth. Rip the skin off using my own mouth. Don Quistrote. Don Quixote. Don Quixote. Like a scrotum. Being wildly incorrect is a Caribbean thing. Look up Yes King SpongeBob on YouTube and play the first shorts. It's crazy. Have you seen that? I don't know what that is. It's terrible. You can pull it up if you want. Reziker Broly, Gap Shotting Sweeney, Snark Tank, live in Japan featuring Johnny Somali.

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Domo nations, Vaughn of the Dead, special needs, goblinoid. Derek is innocent slash hashtag free him. Round-eyed Asian, mummified, and Chris's double-stuffed assesved asses. in desperate need of representation. It's the yes king memes, but it's the SpongeBob one. It's just a fucking cacophony. In desperate need of representation, yellow representation on this podcast, bully Justin Wang or Michael Reeves in the comment.

Michael Reeves would never show up on it. Of course not. Michael would never come here. Michael Reeves would. I ran it even a little, where the fuck was I? Tokyo? No, I ran in him at this Chinatown? It wasn't even, it was like kind of on the periphery.

It was at this cream barbecue place called Juku Juku. That's fucking amazing, by the way. It's in L.A., but it's a bit of a trek from here. Anyway, round-eyed Asian, mummified, Chris, double-stopped attic. In Desperate Need of Yellow Representation? Okay, I read that. Happy Black Hirstery Month.

Hirstri is fucking... Pee-Wee-Herman yelling Sayanara, N-word. Big boobies, Titanic, Titties, jumbo jugs calcium canons straight up massive milkers Hassan looks like someone took a what a duplo figure or a duplo figure and put a Lego head on it I don't know what that is

Lily doesn't know Sweeney and me do it in the van every Sunday every Sunday suing my ex-boyfriend for custody of our friends My dick's hard Lily doesn't know my dick is hard my balls are numb Slipping my ass and fill with cum I got a Hoond Cox

Hoond Dix Yeah I'm gay gay boy I don't know what the fuck Losing all my friends In the custody battle Kurt Cobain POV Have you watched Sound and Fury on Netflix? No

I don't know what that is Oh yeah No I saw a little bit of it Actually Fuck I forgot what it was It doesn't matter It doesn't matter I don't remember enough of it too

I remember checking it out because Joe was talking about, but I'm too ignorant about it. No, my. Jack the world's fastest Maori. Cat Black gets an astounding amount of props nowadays, and it enrages me. Not in my circle or anything that I've ever seen. Cat Black does what now? Gets props, I guess.

I don't know. What the fuck? I haven't seen the Cat Black video in a long time. I haven't seen her mentioned ever. So, like, God bless. Never bleeds into anything, really. Yeah, have a good time. Sneezing is just coming out of your face.

Mr. Faptastic and the Fantastic Forsome. Gay I am. Cock me like a gay. Sex, man. This is becoming completely fucking... Oh, there's four pages. Yeah, there's like a couple of names on the last page. Oh, shit.

Wait, this has me second-guessing. Calm, come, come, com. Calm, com, com. No, when I read it last time, it was, uh, there was like a, yeah. Okay. Dang. This is getting ridiculous. Death, uh, uh, uh,

P-P-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Bas. Chris Gay-Medy Stinks. Gooner Kill by men who twerk. Andy, the man who's handy is. to STR and Forever Dandy, sex gifts. Getting injected with 10 ccs of bleach because it was Nurse Kingston who read my chart.

The fuck was that, I think. I live in Texas, I ain't going to Vegas to eat roadhouse, absolute horse piss in a chilled glass. The in-game currency of Call Duty is CP Gids. Derek looks like Franklin the Turtle. Oh yeah, I was like, I haven't heard that name in a minute. That's a fucking long-ass time. I haven't thought about that.

I love that video of him pulling out the AK-47 on the fucking box. That's it. That's it. He's like, it's sick of being bullied. He just had it on him. This in case. He pulled out of a shell.

Is Sweeney's barber blind? God damn. I'd love to see your lineup. I love it. Fighting games is the last hope for couch co-op, TbH. Probably. Black Squidward, more like Enwar. amazing.

Just a little scream type fella. Third, I blind. I want semen or else I'm going to beat my wife baby. Kevin Durant's feet, Dr. Manilov, a higher, I don't stop wearing, love the cock. Fuck you, I ain't paying my TV license, bitch, Mr. Pants. I'm waiting for Elon and Trump to be blood-heagled. Face fuck, is this real?

I want to interject. The reason why Elon Musk made likes private is because he got exposed for liking something crazy? Did you see that? the porn thing, but I don't know how accurate I didn't know that's what that was where it says milk your tiny penis pervert and you like that

and so I don't know what's real anymore. Yeah. I mean, it looks like it was real but at the same time it would explain a lot because I thought it was kind of sudden that he just liked. It wasn't weird, yeah. And so I didn't know that was the reason allegedly.

It's weird to me that it was like, I didn't even think it was weird that that was done. To me it was weird that you could not out of it. That's what's weird to me Because like a setting to like have private license Like okay yeah Yeah like if it like I'm pretty sure you could do that I think TikTok has that

Where you can show them or not Yeah like I have that like I don't care Yeah I just have mine's a bookmarks list basically Yeah I don't yeah exactly But you know Anyway I did see that When you read the Patreon names

How they are ordered by oldest member Most money donated most gayest cardboard pie Spumboffutters Jolly old dipshit the ace of parades definitive top five black people one LeBron two Keith David three of future

four Tim Duncan five Sweeney Hungy for Cummy Wummy Have you seen all the memes from LeBron's like What the African America That's fucking crazy What was that? Captain African America Brave New Jungle Clove and Fager

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Craig the Canadian. I only do casual racism. Ranked racism has too many sweats. It's your boy, Shawnee D. It's true. Shawnee, the major minority snark tank fans are now homeless and deported. Servers agent 267. Vagget Live.

Diddy party on an Epstein Island catered by Jared Fogle and bartended by Bill Cosby. Billy Joe Armstrong, J. Zendai, Danny, D. Forney, the Indian guy, and Grant McDonald having a conversation. I can't even imagine like that sounds, I don't want to think about that. 3XO chugging a two-liter Coke, swallowing three mentos like pills and doing three, ten jumping jacks, punching Nazis through Sweeney's tooth gap, Sweeney's improv class where the first course is called my second favorite N-word. I don't know what that means. I thought it was going in a completely different way.

That first one is nigga. Next one is no. Slurping, stroke, and smoke, and joking. Ammonicons going like this. Drip M.H. Lord of all drip. Wow, your name can't contain special character. Shut the fuck up, Patreon. Fuck you.

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I don't respect anybody You're not invited anymore dude Okay now just chill at home that day like what I'll do this for my friends I don't cry about it You're gonna cry and kill yourself I would be very like You're gonna have kill yourself

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