The Snark Tank - #302: Old Ladies Getting Scammed

Episode Date: February 24, 2025

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That's a degree better. Learn more at ASUonline.asu.edu. Sit back. Hey, everybody. Welcome to the Star Tank podcast, episode 5,000. We're joined today by our special guest, Tom Sweeney. And that's Derek over there. Tron 5,000.

Yeah. So when did you know, this is the first question from our community to you, our guest. When did you first notice you were a black person? Oh man.

It's a tough conversation. Very good question. When did I first realize racism? You learned you were black at the same time as you realized racism? Yeah, because my blackness

was like, I was ostracized for it. I was like made to feel different by it. Oh, good. Some kid was like, you're black. And I was like, oh. And then it did that like.

The zoom out? Zoom out. Yeah. Going forward and doing it at the same time. Oh, that fucking shot. Yeah, that shot. I love that shot. It's a good shot.

Yeah. That's, he never noticed because he only ever looked at his palms. Right. Like anytime, yeah, he had to. Yeah. That's the first time. Like, I don't know. I realized when I was black, when it was a difference.

And your, your mom, I mean, your grandma, you grew up your grandma. Your grandma was a vampire. and didn't keep mirrors in the house because she didn't want to be exposed so you never saw yourself. That's crazy. I mean, it's crazy, but it's reality. That's crazy, but it's reality.

A lot of crazy things are real. Reality is oftentimes more confusing than fantasy. Truth is stranger than fiction, should say. Yeah, that's Obama who said that. Yeah. He might have said that. I'm sure he probably is. He was like, maybe we should have less guns

and they were like, no. And he was like, truth is often stranger than fiction. Is that your fucking impression? What fuck is that? Well, I am, my mom's a white woman. That sounds like Obama and Bill Clinton

shoved. It kind of is. That's them if they fucked. That's their... That's the sounds for the bedroom that they would make it. I'm really good at basketball. This is terrible.

He's sound like those airplane captains and like airplane. This is your captain's making a... I'm getting that fucking failing I bit. And the sloppiest topic up here from several men only. Have fun. We're looking at a five-hour departure. Like, what the fuck?

We're going to be departing for five hours. Can I be real? Every time I have a female fucking pilot, I get a little more scared. Yeah, because you're massagious. No. This is not new information. I like DIY pilots because since, you know, this country sucks, I feel like they have, they try harder.

You know, they, Yeah, of course. Yeah, that's how it works. Yeah, the lenses on them, so the microscope. So I feel better. Like, black woman, cool. Unless she's one of the, you know, one of those Bay Area niggas you were just talking about. Like, you know, if they're flying one of the planes and all of a sudden they pop out like a fucking Alizeers.

I'm like, oh, no. People don't even really fight the planes anymore, right? Is it more or less like autopilot? Apparently not. They land the planes. They land. They take off. They land.

that's the they do the parts that they need to do but then once you're like reached the altitude you need to be then it's kind of like cruise control that feels like magic

like so much more so magic than like other things I'm not even going to pretend to understand how planes truly work yeah you know what I mean I've never understood it we don't have

the people in the FAA or something like we don't have like air traffic stuff right now and then we don't have wait wait wait wait we're it's gone well they abolished it well yeah They have they 100%

People are just going off a gun instinct now. Yeah, yeah Oh nice Yeah, They're winging it Yeah, that's why I'm That's why I don't go in planes So I don't like

Well, Well, Now you, I feel like right now I'm the most validated 100% justified This is the only time Let's go. Let's go!

Yeah, I finally feel like I feel like I can justify being like Guys, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna go visit you. Yeah. You know, I'm not gonna die I was a little thinking about that,

although that fucking, was it American or Delta, I think, the flight that flipped over in Toronto. Did you see that? Yeah, I don't know a flight it was, but I, at least the crazy thing was, what did you say? Did a gainer. A gainer?

It did, it kind of did a gainer, actually. Fair enough. It is fucking crazy. That video is insane because it like flips and like, it. I see the guy watching. He's like, no, no, no. And I'm like, what are you saying no for? Did you see?

No. It's no work. Because everybody survives actually. His nose were like, oh. Did you, did you see the, the pilot center interviewed? No. It was crazy. Like, they're like, dude, how the fuck does this happen?

Like, it's crazy. And he's like, I'm sorry. I got really distracted. I was, I was watching some old gameplay footage of Star Fox 64. Yeah. And you're just like, fuck. I was transfixed.

He got like two, you know, like say when you, when you get, you watch like Kung Fu. And then like when the movies happen, sometimes you kind of get into it and you're amazing. I do that all the time. I mean, he was looking at. I hate that I still for real do that in video games. I just, it's, when you get locked in, it happens. I turn corners and games and I do. in and took

the do a barrel to heart like when they were already landing you know like maybe if they did in the air would have been terrifying but it would have been fine he was like I'm running a little I'm gonna miss my shot yeah I'm gonna miss my shot to do a barrel in this plane if I don't do it now

and uh no one died was crazy the fact that nobody died is crazy that is my dream scenario actually to be in a plane crash like that oh my god oh yeah if you're set yeah if you were gonna be in a That is the best kind of plane crash to be in. Crazy. You're going to get so much money, dude.

They're going to get a payout. Oh, yeah, you're suing to the fucking sky turns green, dude. I'm suing everybody around me as well. It's crazy that it wasn't a Boeing airplane this time. Like that actually kind of surprised me. Well, yeah. Yeah, because I don't know what the reason. Did they give a reason?

Because I'm pretty sure it was just, it looked like icy conditions, but I'm like, bro, I've never seen icy conditions. like lead to that. I'm sure planes have landed in snow before. Yeah. And not flipped the fuck over. I really do worry about stuff like because I did a job where we had to put finishing touch stuff on planes like seals and stuff like for the doors and things that I feel like. You put seals and planes?

Yeah. That's what I was trying to be like, oh, how do I say this without you saying something like that? How do I How do I prevent you from saying some stupid Yeah, because I was already like I felt it I was like oh I said seal And then I was like I was like I can't recover from it

It's the word How do I put this in a way that prevents you from saying something like that It's awesome But yeah It's yeah so we put Live seals That's what's this It's double entendre

Because you put a seal to seal the door Right. The seals clamp the doors shut And they do the good job. But yeah, we're doing way too much shit like that That I didn't feel comfortable doing Because I'm like, this is, we're dumb and unexperienced And they're giving us actual like humans measuring stuff

Instead of machines. And I was like, why are we doing this? Okay, here's all these fucking chicks. A lot of them barely speaking English. don't really know the fucking imperial system The problem always comes back And I'm like

Women and immigrants I'm just saying that they're more A metric system They probably understand that much more Than doing the bullshit that they were doing And I was I could I quit after a while Because I was like I don't want to be a part of this

Yeah I was like I've got to contribute to many planes Not like it needs to Emergency Pop open the the hatch or pop open the door, something's not going to do it, or it pops open during the middle of the fucking flight.

You just don't want it on your hands. Hell no. That's crazy. I think that's so, I don't, I don't have the fear of like, if something fucked up happens, I don't mind taking the blame if I'm the cause of it.

I've never cared about that. But I guess to avoid... I don't think you're understanding the gravity of what he's saying. Oh, no, if they die, they die, they die. I didn't do that on purpose. I didn't kill them on purpose.

If they die, they die, what do you fart, Lord Farquod from fucking Shrek? I'm the Russian guy from fucking Rocky Who's that? Ivan Drago Which Rocky was at? Three I think

I didn't see that one Because I never saw it How dare you That's four sir It's four? It is four It's actually one No it's not one

Yeah one It's not one You almost got me You almost got me And I was like Because it's one and two And eight Well don't forget about the prequel

Rocky Rocky Kid Rock Yeah kid rock Yeah kid rock Rock Kid Rock Rock

Rra Rocky The fucking That's cool That would suck So hard There's a show called Kid Rock where the Rock is a kid in it. Right. Oh, wait, that's a real show.

Yeah. Is it actually called Kid Rock? Yeah. No, it's not. That can't be real. I feel like I would remember that. They would never call it Kid Rock. I feel like I'd remember that because of how stupid that is.

Maybe Lil Rock. Little Rock. Pebble. Yeah. The Pebble. The pebble says, Lil Rock. What is that show?

What? Hold on. Yeah, you got to look that up. I'm not the first season of it. Kid Rock. It can't be fucking Kid Rock. If it's Kid Rock, I'm going to be really mad. Young Rock sounds right.

Young Rock sounds correct because it sounds like it sucks, but it sounds like their best alternative to Kid Rock, which they couldn't use. Yeah. You know? Because Kid Rock is clearly like, you don't want to. You don't want to put that. You don't want to touch that, motherfucker.

Yeah. Yeah. That's like touching a fucking activated uranium. I wouldn't bust in the Kid Rock's face. Oh, I guess it's, yeah, It's straight up called Young Rock. Young Rock, okay. That sucks.

Yeah. What is, let me see. Uh-huh. What's the images of it? It's all like, I can't even fathom this. Oh,

come on. It was, it was, it was, oh, there it is. Oh, it's literally a live action show. Yeah.

I was imagining like Lil Bush. Oh, like, I forgot about Little Bush. Was that Comedy Central? Yeah. Yeah. And it,

for those of you don't remember, Lil Bush was like a cartoon on Comedy Central about like, like, what if all the, what if the Bush White House was like chibi children? or something.

And it was really fucking stupid because it came out in 2008. Yeah. Yeah, they kind of missed the mark by a little bit. They missed the mark entirely. A little bit. When did Obama get him? It also looked terrible.

No, no. He was 2008 was his first time. So, 2012, so he was elected. So he elected, so he elected 2008, right? He won the election in 2012.

It was Bush from 2001 to 2008. And then in between, we had that weird dude in the mass. who like pretended to be president and like for four years we were just in complete disarray and we didn't know what the fuck was going on. Yeah, elusive Joe if you don't remember. Yeah, elusive Joe.

Yeah. You remember him? You remember President elusive Joe? How the fuck do you not remember this? I just don't remember. It was a trying time so I understand that you were like compartmentalizing. No, I just wasn't giving a fuck about the world other than like trying to get pussy at that. Oh, no. Doesn't

a, I was I was hungering for it but I wasn't like really active about it. 28 to 2012. You're on pussy mode? The hunger was there. Yeah. It was like the pussy games, the hunger games.

I don't know. How do you share? I want pussy. That's all I cared about. I didn't care about people's lives. I didn't care about money. People would be talking to you like and literally in your mind. I looked like.

My teeth were like this. You're like this. Oh, so you. So you're repressing this. This is this was you. No, that wasn't me, but that picture's mentality was me. I get it. Okay.

I had that mentality of that picture, but I was still me. Pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy. Like in your mind, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy. I just want to have sex. I don't care about people. I don't care about anybody else. I'll kill, I'll kill. You didn't know who the president was?

Yeah, he, like, that, I mean, to be fair. I just forgot the time period. I feel like that's kind of, I think that's normal, not for us. I mean, that's unfortunate that it's normal. Yeah. Common, yeah. it's not a good thing that it's common

I knew that I knew that I knew that he served two terms and I knew that Illusive Joe didn't serve two terms Yeah I was gonna remember the period of time Because I just forget it

I kind of forget the 2016 era of like voting Because of how fucking insanely stupid it was Yeah Everything to start it going wrong But I feel like wouldn't process of elimination Tell you that like Bush had two terms If I thought more than a second of asking

I could have figured it out yes It's just I'm just So I'm concerned by the answer. I'm not going to lie. Concerned citizen. I mean the question. No. I'm concerned by your response.

That like, that you didn't remember elusive Joe. Yeah. Ah, interesting. Yeah. It's, it is a little. He's alluding my memory quite literally. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's elusive.

I remember the mask. I don't remember anything else. You remember, you remember, you remember seeing vague images of the mask. What's happening here? This is a guy fox mask? That was the first thing that was in my mind. Yeah. That was like, it's elusive.

It's a elusive Joe mask now That's all that's all that means to me Guy fucks at all Who fuck's that? That's not a real person Bare barely even a fucking name guy Have you ever met a guy named guy? Yeah

One, only one There's one from our town Only one I don't want to say From your New York town? Yeah I don't say it's one name I don't know the people named guy over there Yeah he's a Russian

That's even weird That's probably why he's name was guy Well there's I know it's popular in France But that's Ghee that's why his name was guy he might have been like a maybe it was a french punk from and then rush

in the mood rush or the other way around or something his parents might have been from friends i only know maybe ethically french i literally only know guy pierce and guy fierry is like as guys yeah i know one in person guy he was really cool dude also i didn't i knew you have to be yeah one guy i knew one guy and then i didn't know this other guy but he was the

lead singer of a band and that's it pretty cool dude he was a free runner he was a parkour guess. I remember him saying he's the free run. I forgot that. I remember him saying he would free run. And that's why my brain was like, oh, he's a free run. I forgot that that like, that was a word for it. Yeah, I kind of wish that I still forgot, you know. What was wrong with the free run? I just, that was a, that was a time period in my life that if it's like his elusive Joe.

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I just, I just, well, I just don't want to remember it. It was, Parkour is awesome. I could never do it. I, I think, I think flips and gymnastics are fucking awesome. I think free running is the gay shit ever. That's all. Why? That makes no sense.

Yeah, why? It's like, it's like, let's hear your logic. It's basically when people kind of, it was like when people try to make hacky sack a thing. It's like that. There's nothing wrong with actually playing hacky sack, but then all of a sudden people are trying to like take it much more seriously and make it like some cool thing. And then it just becomes like a fad. I feel like parkour's objectively more interesting than hacky's. No, it is.

I'm not doing. You're not autistic, dude. We're not doing a one-to-one comparison. I don't. Come on, don't be autistic, please. Well, he is probably. I'm saying it's just take an example of something, and it's somebody's trying to take something more seriously than like,

like say, I loved, I actually used to do gymnastics. I did gymnastics for years. I like flippy shit. I wouldn't fucking go out with my gymnastics homies and go run around the streets doing flips. That's gay as fuck. It's stupid. It's dumb. Everything's just gay and dumb.

It's like, like, I love skating. Skateboarding is cool, but then there became like these fad cultures of it that really poison the well like which one when Tony Hawk came yeah ice skating is I forgot they were even similar like my brain was like weight skate that's great

these bitches it's fucking losers I would never fuck with ice skater man they fucking those motherfuckers uh probably first of all slit your throat they're scared like no shoes they probably just take them off of sweat they put them on their hands and just do it those crazy shoes

What are they? What are they? What are they? Skates. So like when they, dude. Holy shit, dude. I'm not sure it was that a bit or not. I don't know.

Dude, I remember I saw a kid like cut his fucking hand open on him because he like he landed. I can't remember like somebody skated over his hand. And he was like, oh, oh, oh. I saw a guy slit his dick in half right down the middle. I didn't see that. He landed dick spread out. No, no, he didn't land anyway.

He did it on purpose. He laid down. He was like, guys, watch this. he slid his balls open, took both his balls outside and twirling the tentacles. Then he slid his dick up like a fucking plump freight that pops open. You know, the last when they're done it.

That's impressive he did all of that without like, you know, he like did it all. He was in extreme pain. He was locked in. He was locked in. He was fucking did it with no problem. I was like, dude, you're a fucking legend. He was like, yeah, dude.

You ever see the, um, the, that famous, uh, what was it, the, the games, the Olympic Games where they have that figure skating. It was like Tanya Harding or something and she got her like throat slit and but she kept going and she kept doing the spins and the blood like the blood made a little spiral. That is fucking crazy. I can feel that a little bit. I can feel my throat. What was it?

Christy Amaguchi and Tanya Harding was that it? Badaucci. Is that real? I was Bondonucci. Yeah. I don't remember this. Yeah, you don't remember when she got her throat slit because like she does it spin anyway? There's like a jealousy thing and then she did that you know how you stick your hands out so you start gaining.

velocity and start the blood starts spraying everywhere. I think now that you're saying it. There's blood spatter all over the judges and they put the tins because of it. Clapping still. It was actually one of them was going to give a zero, but the blood made a one. Right. Yeah. And then she got the, she got the, she got elected mayor or something.

Yeah, she got. That was the prize or whatever? Yeah, she got the mayor. I don't know what you win. Olympia town. Money. You win nothing. You win respect in the community, I guess.

What community is that? The ice skating community. That's like eight people. It's definitely falling out of favor even more now than we're young. It's like gymnastics. Falling out of favor. Yeah, gymnastics is, well, gymnastics still has a little bit of fire because of Simone Biles. And I guess that's it.

You see that Asian guy who did like the backflip landed on his ass and his spine shot out the top of his head? That was tragic, man. That was around 2000 around when the elusive Joe was. That was elusive Joe years. Yeah. Yeah. It was really dark. times, man. Yeah, I remember because I played borderlands around that time. Right, right. Yeah. Okay. Cool. Is gearbox

working on anything else? Borderlands 4? Oh, actually. It does look kind of cool, but it's also like one of those things where it's like, you know. Well, I guess I can't speak for anybody else. I wasn't the big, not like I wasn't a fan. I just wasn't the biggest fan, so I can't even. Yeah. My excitement is. It looks. Never played them. I never even tried. I played two like in 2019. Those is ass. It is that. Two is not bad. He's not bad. He's not bad. booted it up. Nah. The same destiny. Four looks more movement oriented.

It looks like the gameplay footage that they showed looked like it reminded me of Doom a lot. So I was like, okay, maybe. That's smart. But I don't know if I care about borderlands. You know what I mean? It's not something like, oh, man, I can't wait for borderlands. Yeah. It's more like I'm curious to hear if that's good.

And if it's good, I might check it out at some point. Probably is going to be good since I feel like this, this. I mean, I guess it, I feel like it has to be, you know? you don't have an option at a certain point it's like because I remember three was just kind of like I didn't like three at all I didn't hear any good things about it was fun

it had I'm like flash I'm being flashbangged by memories of this game the villains in that game were streamers oh really yeah I think they were called like the Calypso twins or whatever and they had like a live stream

and they would talk about like subs and stuff like that and I'm just like I don't like how this is going. Yeah, I see what they're doing, but... It doesn't work for me. It's also... I don't...

I only like shit like that when it's, like, South Park. I don't know how they get away with it because they just use the actual likenesses of people. It is kind of crazy that they're allowed to do that. Yeah. I'm not sure if the disclaimer at the beginning is the thing that all they need legally. I'm pretty sure there's something...

Because they just... To me, because that would be entertaining if they use, like, real, like... oh, they can make fun of a real stream. Yeah, like, then I'd be like, I'm fucking, I'm on personally. I think I know what you're saying. Like, that jumps to sharks so much that you might as well have fun with it. Yes.

As opposed to like, this is just kind of like they've made their own, so it's kind of like whatever. Yeah. But it bothers me that they're even touching on streaming culture at all. Sure. You know what I mean? Sure. It's like, I don't know. I don't know if it would be better to, like, fully commit to it by doing something like that.

Or just read your phone in the middle of the show. I feel like we should have lockers Yeah Note to self Fire Kigston That's good Make sure

Make sure you read those notes back Because I will We need that That's the most I That's cool dude Boy I think that's really cool

What do you mean? You're fired by the way You're fired by the way You imagine Yeah What have you left in the middle of like now? Like we kicked you out now and we just, you and I just sat here in silence staring at each other for like another hour and a half.

And then read the names. That's a work of art. That'd be like either the podcast would explode or to be like, this is it. This is over. It would explode in one way. Should we just move out of questions? I don't think there's really much anything going on. Like, well, I should correct myself.

There's a lot going on. I don't know if it matters. There's a lot. Well, I feel like that's also the wrong thing to say. It definitely matters. It's not funny, I would say.

Yeah. I mean, it's not like, look, look, I always try to challenge myself to be a better comedian since it's not happening.

Yeah, there's things that are like, oh, this is really serious and upsetting and maddening. I think I'm actually going to pivot to, I'm going to try and be a Neil deGresh Tyson

type figure. I like that. I like that. I'm going to teach everybody about fucking, I don't know, wood. I'll be the Neil deGrasse Tyson

of wood. Wood degrass Woodson How much do you know about wood How much do you know about wood? I know a lot Ask me something Okay

Ask me anything about wood I have an answer Name four soft woods I don't know What the fuck you're talking about Yeah you're stupid Balsa There you go

There's It's not Whatever it's called Balsa would What are they lying Name four woods You can smoke meat with Uh wood, bark,

branches. Really good. One more? Twigs. That's great. Twigs are especially good for ham, so. Yeah, twigs are the best. Twigs are best wood. Yeah. Oh, we're cooked.

We're cooked. We're cooked. We're going to go out of some questions. Actually. Actually, the best wood is actually fucking pine. You should cook with pine only. You do not cook with pine wood at all.

You should absolutely cook with pine. I guarantee you it's not noxious or poisonous at all. Do not cook with pine. You don't actually cook a pine, please do it. Cook with pine. Isn't it funny that we all know pine is poisonous? Yeah. That's like a weird thing for us to know, I feel.

It's like when have we ever been in a city? Like that information feels like something that a woodsman should know. Or like a hunter. Right. It doesn't feel like it. I know that and I've never forgotten it. Did you? That pine is poisonous.

You've never like just ate pine and like, oh, oops. Eight pine. I thought this was. I thought we all did that. Like pine cones? No being wrong No

You're doing that yesterday We're doing that I'm much about Ben in a means house You're just being wrong In tandem constantly I don't know what you're talking about You're like what's saying with that movie

Oh it's fucking crazy It's movie eight Like no not eight It's eight like oh eight You're thinking of eight crazy nights It's like no you think it eight like it freaks Or like no you're thinking of super eight No that movie with the robots

It's called eight Oh A lot of movies with eights And like oh no you're thinking of nine There's a series of wrong and wrong. Let's move on to some questions by our lovely pit. Well, I don't know if they're lovely. Our patrons who are there,

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I don't remember the tears really, but you could go in... Sorry, I just had a cool thought. I just had a pretty cool thought. This is the most unenthused I've ever seen you. Just an exercise and then you can continue. exercise of naming. This is like a fun family thing.

Okay. It's like, shut the fuck up, Kingston. I'm the same thing. Yeah, but your, your fucking face said at all.

Yeah, you gotta face that like, like I was this dumbest piece of shit ever. And I'm like, hey, maybe. Hold on though. Stay with me. Fun,

family fun, or between your friends, but it's also kind of, kind of lame. Just, I don't know what number you should reach to, but trying to find media that starts with,

with a series of numbers. So you start with one and then you work your way up. And so everybody. And then kind of like you have to, the chain has to keep going. So you start with one, like one piece. And then you have to go two and work your way up

and find media. And it's just like a fun like it's, I don't know if you ever done shit like that with your family. Does that just start with two? Yes. That's what makes it difficult. Is there anything? Is there anything?

What about 007? Two stupid dogs. Oh. That's a cartoon network. Yeah. What about 007? Is that started zero? So if you want to start at zero,

that's going to be very difficult because it's probably, but you can't do it. I think it'd be easier. Zero dark. 0.0.30. 0.0.30. 0. Okay.

What else? One more. Zero. Dark, dark. I mean, that probably exists. But what is it? I don't know. You have to know what it is.

You do watch several 007 movies. Well, yeah. But I feel like that's just like an interesting day to do. Like, okay, how far can you make it until you run out of something? Dude, I would have been done it too. I would have been out of two. I don't remember anything that starts with. You could have looked up movies that start with the number two right there.

But you were like, I'm out. I can't fucking do it. You can't look it up. You can't look it up. We're gonna look it up. The point of the game. This guy's just like, you Google.

You can't even play the game. You just Google. Then it's just like, oh, let's go to an... At least I'm putting the word in, working, you know. I'm still watching the stuff.

I'm just like, you know, I'm convinced that this is how he finishes his games. Yeah. He's like Googles the ending. I don't... There's very few games. I'm like,

I just don't care enough and I'm going to go with the ending. Very few. I don't believe you. I don't believe you. I don't feel like... I feel like he has like, he puts like trainers on everything too. Or he's like, man, I've been like, like, grinding.

I would do, wait, wait, wait, wait. I wish I had the goal to do that shit. Let's try the game. Let's try the, let's do like a quick run through this. Okay. Let's try and figure it out. You failed already. Okay.

No, no, we got to, we got to, for real? For real, yeah. So we got to start with zero and then we work our way up is the goal. Right? Yeah. Okay, so what are we doing? Should we, do you want to, do we want to do it with where it starts or do we want to, do a practice one where

at least needs to just No, I need to start. Okay, that's because If this is going to fail, it might as well fail immediately. Okay. I'll go first, I guess. Okay.

Zero dark 30. The one? He already. What is? It's the one. It would it be, okay, I guess it starts.

Once upon a night in Hollywood. Freaking. What? No, that's that's too Once doesn't count once upon a time Hollow doesn't count either Yeah, it doesn't

You said yeah because there was a word Well yeah There's once is technically one time Let's go one piece Yeah one piece was well That was already Whatever let's just Okay we're gonna we're gonna use

We're gonna go from three then Because it's like one piece I said two stupid dogs Now three days grace Fuck idiot To the documentary Would 300 With 300 count?

I said media. With 300 count? Absolutely. Yeah, absolutely. No, wait. No, wouldn't. Well, it's a three. It starts with a three.

It does start with a three. There is a count. And then it turns it to 30 and it also isn't 300. If we cheat and we have to, if we're going to do this, we got to do it. That is, I just, it can't. Why can't it? It starts with a three. It can't.

We're not watching movies that's names. I'm watching, I said media. So it can be. You can think outside, like, I, to me, like, I feel like three days grace is the exception. Because it is technically an artist, is music, is media that you can consume. So I would say that's like the, the, that you can't do any, no more lowering other than that. Like, you can't do 300. It just doesn't, yeah, there's a three and 300, but it's also, you know, many times over.

Yeah, it's a three, it's a 30 and it's a 300. it's just many times over three those it's not technically three I'm gonna make an executive decision kill this immediately some other questions wait where did we stop at we stopped at three days grace

yeah three days grace so what you couldn't think of anything with four in it for um anything with four in it it's hard I got one really yeah what is it four brothers

oh yeah I forgot that movie existed yeah exactly but Mark Wahlberg in on it's four brothers yeah four four four it's it's gay porn. Five guys. It's media.

We're done. We're done. Maybe the, it has to, 500, this is equal to 300, right? Yeah.

But you see how, not 400 or 300 to 1. It was so good, no, it was so good. Five guys. They skipped all the way to five. Look, do we have,

do the rules need to be broaden? Like, does it just have to be like, a place or it could be just like a noun? Like, it just be like, At this point, at this point, it's a dead game. You know what I mean?

Yeah, we got, yeah. We gotta move on. Let's get to our questions for our patrons over at Pigeon.com, I start doing it. It's my face in the worst way possible. Oh, yeah, by the way, we got like, look at this. So this is the first draft of it. We printed it wrong. Yeah.

So there'll be better versions of it. It's a better version because right now it's like. Yeah, it's like this weird, like, matte material. Yeah. Basically, I'm going to figure out what, yeah, whatever, Chris was going to figure it out. Yeah. What needs to be selected. and then this will be available very quickly.

Probably the next episode to make an announcement and be like, go go get it. Yeah, we'll have a bunch of new stuff. Such a gross material. I was like, I opened the fucking thing, and I was like, what the fuck is it? It's really weird.

I think it's like for testing or something, but like, yeah, that's not how, that is not the material that you're sure to be. Why the fuck what I? If I want to test, I want to know exactly how it's, whatever. Look, I don't know. I don't know why that's even an option. I think I said on them to the phone. I was like, you should just kill that option entirely because why the fuck would anybody? Why would anybody? Yeah. It's very stupid. It really weirded me out because I remember I tested this shirt that it's still not officially out. And I think a talk after the show about it because it was the snark tank logo and then it has the big sonicle pin on the back. Yeah. And it actually printed out really well. I really liked that shirt because I just did one test print. But it wasn't that material. No. Yeah. That's why I was really confused about this. Yeah, there's like an option in the in the settings that it's like really kind of

Because it doesn't describe exactly that. It's like a very specific word that you wouldn't even think means that I see and you have to like unclick it or click something else It's very weird. But there will be new merch and it won't be like a fucking sticker on a shirt we can assure you So so pop on over to snarktank dot shop Starttank. Shop. Yes Going over there. Yeah in the coming days. There'll be a bunch of new bullshit for you to wear and harass people with. I was literally going to say that. That's awesome though.

I love that design. It's sick. It is cool. Ogress me. It looks beautiful. No one would have ever believed that that came from a mugshot of a fucking sexual predator. Like how? How?

That's not me. That's somebody else. That is so fucking ridiculous. He looks like a classic orc. It's an amazing drawing. Yeah, it was a... I really can't get over how good it is. The guy took the liberty of, uh...

No, let's not give him too much credit. Yeah, fuck him. I mean, it wasn't like, well, it was, it was, it was my instructions, but he also, he, he, he, he, yeah, so. Yeah, it was loki my idea. I didn't come up with it, but. It was, praise, uh, we can we give shout out to this guy? Can we find him? Can you stop? Can we find them?

Stop. That's too far. That's too far. That is too far. What if he was wrongly accused? He's a black male in this country. Derek, I love making fun of fucked up shit.

But this nigga likely sexually assaulted somebody. How do you know that? So until we know he didn't, let's chill. We should find out that by interviewing him. So before, we'll interview his lawyer. Let's not. You know what?

You could do that. You can do that. You can do that. I won't be on that episode. How about that? It'll be like, it'll be a surprise. Yeah,

it'll be like. He'll come in. like fucking Harry Mandel did with Bill Burr and Billy Corrigan. Oh, that would be crazy. And come on in, sexual predator. And he fucking wanders it. He's hopping and puffing. He's breathing.

He's like, I did it. And we were like, all right, well, go home. Go home, uh, go home, sir. I feel like you deserve something like that. It's like if you, it's like, Duigi board niggas. It's like you deserve something bad. You are inviting this not good. Would you want?

Yeah. You believe in that stuff? Not at all. Uh, yeah. But like anyone that uses it, it's like you deserve something bad to happen. Do you even know what the fuck, what is that word Ouija anyway? I know it was a toy initially first before everybody started getting so scared of it. It's some fucking culture, right?

Like it's not English. Fuck no. Like it's the way that it's spelled. I'm like, what the hell is Ouija? Yeah. It's not. I hate the way it's spelled. It's probably Romani.

Romani. I have a good feeling of Romani. I don't even remember how to. I thought it was crazy. I thought Romani was a font for the longest time. There are people. Oh, what? I don't think of Times New Roman.

I was like, that was like, Romani. Holy shit that hurt me. Uija. O'i, Oji. Oji. Like, seriously, how's that Uiji?

What does that come from? Fuck off. Yeah, where's it come from? What's the etymology of it? Let's see. Look up Ouijae. Look up WIJI. Flatboard marked with the letter.

Okay. Let's how I would spell it. I'll look into it. Stupid saints. That's how I would spell it if I had jurisdiction over the world. To me, B, G-A-Y-F-A-G-G-O-T. Amazing.

That's a really inspired spelling. You didn't get away with that. Just, you know. What do you mean? You can't get away with that. I feel like you could. This is our band. It's called Ouigi.

And then... F-word. And then, G. F-Sler. And he's written on a banner. It's like, that's how you pronounce this. Is it not almost the same? Because if you were to... Look, you were...

That is not even There's not The only Like it's like French And then what's the J.A. Is G? So it's like we And then

It's like it's like It's like French And then it ends with like a German affirmative. It's like we yeah We ja All right let's fucking move on We got a question from tell me Mr. Jameson What good is an insecurity

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I have a suggestion make a segment where you react to videos and other things of such nature your audience of such nature that your audience sent you similar to Twitter trash I wish to send you the most out of pocket vile things I can think of thank you for your cooperation gentlemen That would be fantastic

So I don't think it would be that difficult. But it would be a bit like it would take like a little bit to figure out because I would need it would have I would have to switch from this thing to the laptop. And then I would because we have extra HDMI's and this thing can handle other outputs. But it would have to be like a screen capture kind of thing. I mean I could bring my other laptop. That's the most that it could be. You okay? You did a Nixon.

I do. You ever see there's something about Mary? I think so. There's um that. That comedian, I can't remember his name But the big ears He was like S&L sometimes I think I think it was one of those guys

Oh That guy who was like tall and had big ears I can't remember his name Fuck But he's a hitchhiker in the Sondland about Mary Yeah And like he has this thing that he does That is still one of the funniest things to me

This day when he's talking about There's eight minute abs And he's like I'm gonna make Seven minute abs You know like you cut out a minute And people are gonna want to go to me And then fucking

Ben Stiller says like yeah You know like that'll be great until somebody does six minute abs and then his looked at what he does he like short circuits No like it's it's so fucking funny Like is that

I'm so bothered now I can't remember it's fucking It's so funny It's like an obvious person Yeah he's a very distinct looking person And he's like no The seven door seven

Is he a giant dude Does he give giant do a big years He's as big he's also the cop In Dumb and Dumber where he drinks the piss Where he thinks like it's a thinks it's a, he's he, he's even open beer, but it was, Lloyd, he was pissing in the bottles, and then he drinks some of it. I've, it really bothers me that.

That shit is such old comedy, but it's so funny. I fucking love like old Fairley Brothers bullshit. Like, that was a, I mean. Someone just drinking a bottle of piss is so. He fucking swishes it around in his mouth too, like, not noticing it's not, it piss right away. It swallows it, and then he notices something's wrong. And I'm like, it didn't cast, it didn't touch. your tongue and you immediately, this is not beer.

Well, I mean, beer, that's kind of the thing. Well, people do you say beer tastes like piss? I think that's the joke. Yeah. It might as well be the same. This is peepee. I mean, wait a second. I've never tasted piss, but if it smells the way it, you know, like how.

You know, some things don't taste the way that it smells like cheese, right? Yeah. But if beer tastes the way piss smells, then I can kind of understand what people are saying because I have smelled some beers and I'm like, this is kind of pissy. There's a piss aroma to it. I'm not drinking that. I had a drink called like the medical marijuana recently. It was like a, it was like an alcoholic drink.

It was like a cocktail. Uh-huh. And it smelled horrible and tasted fine. Yeah. And it was just like, what the fuck is this? And it interesting. It was weird. That bothered me because it's the first time in a while that that's happened.

Because usually I feel like things generally are pretty represented. Usually. Yeah. Usually. But this was like a complete 180. It was like, it was like biting into a fucking cupcake and getting a muffin, you know? Or you're just like, what the fuck? This is not what I expected at all.

Are cupcakes and muffins the same thing? No. If you've had them, you kind of know the difference. I must have only had one and people have told me they've been both. It's like there's just, there's something more like, I don't know, muffins are generally. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Muffins are fucking, ouch.

Muffins are more like bready, like crummy. Yeah, I just, they're more like cement. Yeah, they're much more cementing. Yeah, they're much more cementing. I used to chip my teeth on muffins all the time All my teeth are fake actually That's crazy How would I pop my fucking teeth out right now?

How would you guys feel if I actually like If I had like dentures as well I wouldn't care that much I would be You wouldn't feel like how did I not I'm like all crazy I guess I would be very I would actually be impressed by your dentist

Because like they made the not standard teeth That everybody gets when they have like There's like a standard I was surprised you bought teeth like that You don't have shitty No I would have said that immediately I would have been like, and I would have been, but I was, if I was to buy fake teeth, I think I would try to buy stuff that looks pretty imperfect. Yeah, right. But there's like people, people walking around with fucking Matthew Broderick in, in, uh, Inspector Gadgette teeth at the end. Do you remember that? I don't. I don't. I don't. He plays like a robot version of him. Look, look it up right now. You're going to fucking, you're going to love it. Uh, what should I put in? Uh, oh my God. Inspector Gadget, Matthew Broderick.

And I don't remember it. Teeth. Yeah, yeah. It's getting fucking auto completed. Yeah, it's fucking crazy. Ew. What the fuck is this? Yeah, they're fucking...

Oh, that's what that's from. Yeah, it's Inspector Gadget. That's what that's from. I didn't know that's where I was like AI. Yeah, I know. He has like the fake, he has like fake fucking chicklet teeth because that version of him is supposed to be fake. Like, because it's like a, there's like an evil inspector gadget at the end.

Yeah. that he has to fight because of course it's always the same it's always just a clone and then there's people that yeah inspector that's fucking ew

it's scary dude dude that's how a lot of people look when they get like veneers and shit they do yeah I'm watching a show or no the Jojo it's like a 90 day fiance spinoff and one of the guys

it's whiter than I didn't know there was a white that that color I didn't know there was a white that white yeah it looks fake white I'm just like, why? Just get a little coffee stain on it. Make it look a little real. Is it a 90 day fiancee spinoff?

It's, uh, yeah, they have like 89 day fiance. Is it 49 day fiance? It's like that. It's, uh, it's one day fiance. You have one day to, uh, decide whether they want to. And then if you, if you don't do it, they kill you. Yeah. Yeah. See, you've seen it.

Yeah. Yeah, I did. I've been a big fan of it for a while. Anyway, to the point of the question. They kill you. To the point of the question about like a clip show, it's, I don't even know. Like, I think, I feel like maybe it would work. It's just a matter of like, hold on.

It's tricky. This is why that thing shook in my head. I think it's a great idea. I think it needs to be, because it's, it's, it's a lot of work that goes into it. Because like I was doing it briefly with this guy. I think it would work better as like a separate show. like an hour. It's as a,

it's, it's, it's a lot to do for a small segment. Yeah. Like, it's not like, like, like what,

to me, it's just like, it has to be, if we're gonna do, I would prefer to be something else. Like, let's do, let's do a clip show and,

um, expand our, I think a clip show is like, it would just be so easy to do also. Like, not easy to do, easy to monetize and like, it's easy to show up and like,

be a part of it. But just the whole, whole of the logistics of, of setting it up, getting the, clips prepped and all that stuff. It's more work than this show. Yeah, because that would require,

because I'm live editing this. You know, like, and we've cut down on the editing substantially. Like when we were doing it, when we were cutting between our fucking cameras and shit. Oh, we did that that, like one or two episodes or something? You're talking about that? No, that's how we used to do it. Well, that's how I used to do it anyway. Like, I would, like, I would edit the shit out of the audio for no reason.

Oh, the audio. And no one noticed. And I was like, all right, well, it was a waste of time. Yeah. That would be more like that. It would be less still than it is now or than it was. But it would just be, we'd have to figure it out. Yeah.

We'll talk about it. And if that shit, like, it might be, I like the idea of Chris being a part of the N-Word Club. It's having this fucking white-skinned man. And it's like he's, he's the, he's, he's, he's the host again. Hey, welcome. Here's my, here's my, uh, welcome with the N-word club. Yeah, welcome, here's my, um, in, indentured servants. Indenture.

I don't like that, um, but, okay. Yeah, like indentured? Nope. Yeah, would you prefer slave? Yeah, was, I was trying to, I was trying to clash it up a little bit. I don't like the concept of it at all. Yeah. All right.

Can we put you in a tattered clothes and chains? That's not. That is insane. That's not. That is fucking crazy. Let's not say we did. How long? do you think we could get away with the show like that?

I would not do it. You said, let's not and say we did. I can't remember the last time. I actually can't remember the last time. That you were raised by an old woman. Yeah. I haven't heard that in fucking years. Let's not and say we did.

I'm just not say we did. All right. Does not do that. Just like, why I'd say we did it. Or we can. Ooh, I like this. I like this question. Oh, yeah.

Is it about slaves? Of course. This is the only time my face lights up is what I said. Yeah, is it about fucking slave? Thoughts on slavery. Or crazy women. Let's see which one of it is. Just kidding.

Just kidding Simmons, Rodin. I love that. He says, what's a band with a great name but shitty music? Or vice versa. What's a band of the shitty name of great music? There's a lot of good stuff, but damn, on the top of my head, man, that's a... I like, this is going to sound really crazy.

I like Rascal Flats a lot. I like the name of that band. Rascal Flats? Yeah. Really? I like the name of that. It just sounds like people that are just doing Should they really shouldn't be doing

Rascal Flats is weird because like that band name Is kind of like a Rorschach test Yeah In some way because like I could believe like If let's say for a second Our perception of Rascal Flats didn't exist I could easily see A future or like a conversation where somebody's like

You ever hear this band of Rascal Flats And they show me their music and it's fucking thrash You know what I mean? Like I could see it Because it is such a weird it is an offbeat name. Yeah. I do kind of agree.

Yeah. The thing that makes me hate it is the fact that it is Rascal Flats as I understand them. Mm-hmm. I feel like that are the kind of people that I feel like

Rascal Flats are kind of name people that would like do this shit that they did the buzz and let the Twitch to me where they strap dynamite its fucking back. Oh, they was going to send them off

but they would do it to pets. So basically like they're like they're like they're like homegrown terrorist. Like oh. Homegrown terrorist, domestic terrorism. Yeah. He definitely,

Sid is definitely, Sid is definitely, said definitely, definitely joined al-Qaeda. Well, he became a garbage man canonically. Is that really Sid? Yeah.

Really? Yes. I thought people said it was Sid. I'm pretty sure. I was said it was Sid. I didn't know it was like actually Sid. Don't know about this discourse at all. This is real, yeah.

I didn't know what is. That actually Sid? I think people said it. No, it's just an older person who has the same kind of features who wears the same exact shirt that Sid wears. He wore the same shirt too. I don't remember this. He wore the same shirt, but he still like the right rockers like that.

But I don't know. He didn't say anything. He's kind of like, I get, I guess it just needs to be implied. It's just implied, I guess. Yeah, it's like a cheeky little reference, but it's clearly like him. I don't think they had any, I don't think they wrote out like what his life was like.

They were just like, yeah, he's... I feel bad because, like, a garbage man is actually a great job. Yeah, pays a lot. So to me, it's like, I hate when they became a garbage man. It's like kind of like disparaging garbage people. Yeah, totally. You're going to be a garbage man. It's like, well, yeah.

Yeah, they actually get paid really well. Yeah, it was kind of interesting, though, because like, in the movie, like, he's normal. Like he's not like a psycho Like freaking out at the guard He's not like he's not like eating at fucking apple cores Like a freak That'd have been good This is a normal kid

He's like yeah I was kind of weird I was wild I was weird I'm a garbage man now Toie spoke to me and it kind of really straight in my life Made me realize that like He should have been He should be in a psych war

Yeah or like on a leash Like he's like On a leash He's being walked By the garbage truck Yeah Yeah That would have been much better.

I don't, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't got to watch that movie now because I didn't, I don't even remember that. Toy Story? Oh, my God. That bothered me so badly. I've never seen it. I've never, I don't even know what Toy Story is, actually. Yeah, Toy Story.

I've never heard, I've never heard any kind of narrative and I don't know what to play with things means. What did he do as a kid? You just rolled around, basically. You just rolled around. You just sat yourself. Rolled a pass your bed. The only game you understood was like how, how wet can I get my diaper, basically. That's the only game you play.

What shit can I get in my diaper for I fucking die of substance? That's a good game. Yeah. I was the champion, dude. I always won. I always won. Nobody would play with me, though. Yeah.

It was kind of easy. Default champion. Default champion. It's like a list of all the best African American weekend update Saturday Night Live hosts. Hey. Yeah. It's just Michael Jay, really. That's, um, we don't need to get into that, though.

That guy. Those other dude is, I'm worried to show us. The other guy in the weekend update is married to Scarlett-Gohansson. I didn't know that. Yeah, Colin Just. Yeah, I didn't know he was. Yeah. They had, like, it's a constant theme of that, like, the, what is it, the joke swap that they do?

Yeah. Every Christmas. Which is consistently the only SNL that I watch and consistently enjoy. Those weekend updates are great. Also, what? She was married to Ryan Reynolds for a bit. I didn't know that. Scarlet Johansson?

Yeah. Who's Scarlet Johansson again? Black Widow. Who's Black Widow again? From the MCU. What's the MCU again? Michael. I don't even,

I don't know what that's a thing. I think he's making shit up just like he was making up with toy stories. Is that, um, MCU, that's Michael C.

You Hall? Michael C. Hall? Michael C. Hall? Yes. You guys are so stupid. You guys can't even,

you can't even be wrong right. They fucked me up a little bit. Well, I couldn't say halls, but you know, I know, I know. I'm proud of myself for that one.

That was good one. I'm trying to think of another band. Like, I really like the Viagra boys, but I don't like their name. Not because I think it's, like, offensive or anything. I just like, my thing is like, why would you put a brand? Like, I don't know if I would want to put like a brand in my band name. Yeah. Like, like, like, Nesquick soldiers.

You know what I mean? It just kind of feels weird. Unless Viagra isn't a brand. It's a brand. That's what I assume. But it's kind of like almost like a reverse bandaid situation. You know what I'm saying? Right.

Like, maybe like Viagra is like just what it's called. called, but like I don't think that's what's true. It's called like Tadolafil or. I don't see Alice is another one. There's a, I don't know if Cialis is the Tadala fill. There's a Tadolafil and another one that sounds very similar to it. You know a lot about this. Ads.

Ad reads. Oh. Like blue, blue, chew, like shit like that. Right. Like, what happens if you take like four blue chute? What do you think? What do you think? You get like super hard?

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I never heard of Blue Choo in my life. Blue Chub is literally... Gumb that makes your dick hard? Yeah. Seriously, it's gum? It's, I think it's gum. Hmm. Like, the funny thing is, like, it has, yeah, it's, you, uh, it has the substance that'll get your dick ready.

And some people just kind of have a little bit of it just to give themselves a little, I think it's, like, like, some people treat it like caffeine, I guess. Oh, don't do it in two, three, like, they're like, oh, no, you're not. Oh, dude, definitely is funny. I know, yeah. No, you really should do it. You start seeing after images everywhere you look. I'm going to, I'm going to actively go out of my way to try to get sponsored by Blue Choo. I'll take two Blue Choo.

Yeah. And we should all do a show where we take two, two Blue Choo. And just sit here. And I am going to say that I took two. Let's not say we did. All right, well. Well, I mean, he's actually going to do it, though, but I'm going to not and say I did. We're going to sneak it into his fucking stupid.

a cheese seed water whatever the fucking it's been a while he hasn't had the yeah you haven't had I've had cheese seeds in my what you call in my like salad

oh why you were tired of it growing in the water I just haven't had a chance to put it in the water it makes a bit of a mess I'm like yeah what do you mean it makes a bit

oh because he like doesn't have a funnel oh yeah why don't you use your hands yeah yeah it's a natural funnel it's the it's why we even

it's stupid how much we deviate from natural tools that God has given us. Yeah. Like the funnel that is our hands. Or the slave. Yeah.

There's God-given tool, the slave. The Slavic slave. Wait, did we even, we, Oakley doakly, great name because it's a Simpson's theme. It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, dressed like Flanders. But that's a perfect name. Yeah, but their music, it doesn't, it does not rise to that, that monocle.

It's... Hey, diddley-ho neighbors, I'm here to Kay. It started off terrible. Their music's a teeny bit better, but it's just not... You can't have an awesome gimmick like that and not come with it. That's the only problem. That's really a shame. Yeah.

Like, what kind of music do they do? So it kind of was experiment. It was almost kind of a little bit metal and experimental. I would still say they're like in the more alternative kind of little bit rock-metalish kind of genre. But they're a bunch of hipsters. You can tell. Like, there's like hipstered people. I feel like you can't do that as a, as a Flander.

band. I think a Flanders band requires almost like Ska or something. I would love it if Scott would be completely appropriate. For me since he's such a godly man I actually would have loved if it was like the heaviest shit imaginable. Like if it was something that like gospel

Well if it if it was on the nose and good like I heard some fucking some guy when I was in Uber and it was on some Christian station and it was like sounded like dark fantasy music. Like it was I was like, like, the dark fantasy.

I was like, who the fuck's this bitch singing? I, I was gonna pull up my phone and, like, record it so I can shazam it or whatever. Who's this bitch? Who's this stupid bitch? She sounded like, uh, like, there's like a band called Within Temptation and stuff. And like, oh, yeah. Like, it sounded like that. And I was like, wait, but this is Christian music.

I was like, they're, they're smart. They're doing it right. I was where the devil was prodda. I didn't know they were fucking make Christian music for a while. And I was like, what the fuck? There's a lot of them that are like Christian, but they don't make, like say, they have an EP. It's really cool. the zombie EP where it's just about

like a zombie outbreak and there's nothing Christian about that right right so they're like oh maybe they're Christian they're Christian band but they don't make Christian music though they're more like Christians making music than they are yeah they make Christian music definitely they're not they're not making like outward saying

I love you Jesus type shit it's not yeah it's not the dumb like but that's like music in general there's a lot of people who sing like about their faith but they're not it's like vague and also open to interpretation. You can apply to your own religion. And then there's Christian rock where like there's a metal band called impending doom. And it's literally there's the breakdown where he's saying come back

Jesus cast out Satan again. Amen. And it's the heaviest. It's one of the heaviest fucking parts of music. It's one of my favorite. And I was like, damn, if I was really stupid, this would make me Christian. Like that would have got me. Like as well young, it just sounded so good that I'm like, I want to be attached to this, but I was already, like, checked out of, you know, organized, it's weird to me that there are so many themed bands. Like, that exists at all.

Yeah, I don't remember somebody sent me, like, oh, you were listening to Shadow of Intent? I'm like, no. And they were just like, oh, they just make Halo song. I'm like, what do you mean? And it's like, because I know that Shadow of Intent is like a ship

in that universe. Yeah. What the fuck? It's so weird. What a specific thing to do? Yeah, very, is that a halo? It works. I think that's, I think that's,

I think that's a, Shadow of Intent. Yeah, I think that's a reference to Star Wars as well, too. This is definitely like a Halo thing for them. The Shadow of Intent. No, no, no, I know the Shadow Tent is from Halo. I know that directly, but I know there's a ship in Star Wars that has a similar, very similar name. Oh, similar name.

Maybe, I don't know. Probably, I mean. Yeah, I mean, it would be weird if they weren't adjacent in some way. Yeah. The lead singer has gotten to some domestic abuse allegations, actually. Which one? The Lee Singer of Shadow Intent. That makes sense.

Yeah. That's the shadow of his intent. Yeah, they just recently, like, just last week. Oh, really? That's that reason? Just last week. All of a sudden, allegations came out between him, and then he's denying it. Of course, the chick saying, like, yeah, this guy, he's been a little, like a shitty father, I guess. Abusing him or abusing her while she was pregnant or something. And he said no.

And his fans are like, I don't care. They're just like, this is great music. The music's good. I don't listen to them that often. But, like, they're a very talented band. And that guy sounds like a fucking demon. Yeah Nice

I kind of I'm more on the side with her Because I heard him Describe how he like channels He always like Oh this guy's like a little bit too much into that shit Because for most people It's just like a performance

Like Slayer There's a lot of dumb Probably Boomers Gen Xers that were like Yeah Satan And they're like No

This is this is an act Like we I go to church You know Like they're like They're like I go to church This is a fun thing

It's like It's like horror You know how like Yeah Yeah You don't want to be killed. They're not actually like, oh, I love murder and Satan and all this shit. Yeah.

But then there's the people that are like, you betrayed me. Yeah, it's like suicidal people aren't watching, you know, true crime. Yeah, I don't think so. I don't think. Imagine that. It's usually pretty normal, happy people. We're like, yeah, I don't care. I'll take a look into this.

Yeah. They don't need that extra step, you know? I've never been a true crime person. I've been like, oh, this is interesting. guess. I like, I like it. I just hate when it gets, uh, either, like, said, too descriptive or last night, it was some guy that was like, the perfect gentleman, Asian dude that got blasted by some jealous other guy from MIT. Like, they went from like, it was a Asian gentleman, happy go lucky, perfect gentleman in his community. And this guy, he didn't even know this guy, but he was

just proposed to a girl that this MIT other guy would want it secretly, because she didn't even know that he was obsessed with her. So then he goes and kills his dude, shoots him in the face a bunch of times. You know, and he's like one of the nerdiest Asian MIT geniuses. And he just like a fucking kills this other Asian guy. They found a connection by just by chance because this guy got stuck on the railroad tracks and one of the security guys called. And then the police just noticed some stuff in his bag.

But he didn't know about the murder yet. Found this. Then when they found in Arby's, all that stuff dumped. that guy's like wait that was the stuff that was in that Asian guy's car and then Arby's and Arby's of all places That's that's You can't go to a place like that

Like you gotta go to a highly trafficked place You gotta like You gotta like a fucking Arby's where they're only gonna If you go to an Arby's everybody Everybody works there's gonna know you went there Yes Because you're the only person who went there today You're the only one that he said Arbys

So Jesus Christ That guy did everything wrong He did everything wrong He got caught at the Arbys It was But I felt bad for that that guy because he was like such a like pillar of his community. Yeah.

And then of course, I didn't want to hear this, but they released the audio of him screaming. He getting shot when he gets shot at first, he screams and then the guy gets out and finishes him off. And I was like, I really don't. And then like one of her friends, what I thought the guy's friends was in the, uh, they were in the army together. And she said, uh, like, yeah, that scream haunts me like every day. And it's one of those things when I'm like, yeah, uh, it was the first 48.

I'll be yeah, thanks you. Thank you, For 48 for putting that in my head and now it's there forever. Well, stop fucking listening to it. Loser? She's playing it. It's on YouTube. She has it on a tape recorder. She has it on a tape recorder.

Crying at it. I must be crazy. So like that doesn't, I don't know. Well, you're a sociopath. We've been able to detach. He doesn't like watch it. Yeah, you have no empathy. Yeah.

I have empathy. I just don't like. I don't know. I think. I can you live it. So like why why watch it? I live it. Why not talk about it be about it?

But it's just like, I don't know. I'm very able to like detach myself from horrible stuff. And that's clearly trauma. Trauma response clearly. But it's like, I guess so. Yeah. This is like this is what happens.

If you want to paint yourself more sympathetically, I guess you could say that. Yeah. I'm not, I'm not saying it's the best way to be. I'm not saying like, like, like, I don't know. People, people, people die and get hurt and maids and shit like that. Yeah. And I'm just like, yeah, it's the, it'd be like that, you know. It's the senseless stuff that gets to me when like, like this guy, it was so, oh, he saw on Facebook that this chick got engaged.

And they weren't even talking like that. Yeah. Equantens at best. And then he just goes and kills this dude. And it's like, bro, it's not like y'all were rivals. Oh, you almost got her. And then, oh, he swooped in when you had a little breaking or really. Nah.

You know what I think, actually? I think, um, looking at this situation. Yeah. Kind of seems like it's the woman's fault. A little bit. She's the throw on for the problem. Her name was Zion, too. Zion?

Yeah. That's crazy. Her name was Zion. You can't go after that, man. And then she had her dad, Morpheus. And then, um, damn it. Um, her boyfriend, the guy that got killed was Neil.

Right. I see. I see now. Yeah. Yeah. And then the guy. Would have guessed. Um, the Asian gentleman from MIT that killed him was named Agent Smith.

I'm not even, Asian Smith. I didn't say that I did not say that I heard it Asian Smith You're the type of guy that laughs at P-P You're like

Oh did you say P-Pee-P I'm 100% do No I'm talking about him Oh me well brother you cannot Criticize me for the things that I laugh at When you laugh at the shit that you laugh at What do I laugh at that's so crazy You fucking gargled in the hallway

Like at fucking what is at Ben's house Because why you were in the corner Cracking up about something It was like one of the least funny things I've ever heard of my life It was like It was the guy It was the guy

It was fucking the poop sounds Oh again Again Again? Same shit He's jiggle keys in front of this guy He's just comedy Comedy is simple

All right Clips his new A quips his new laugh Yuck yuck Yuck yuck Yuck yuck Yuck yuck Yuck yuck

That's next Yeah it is next You know what's crazy I was watching the SpongeBob musical Really recently Just because I realized I had Paramount Plus

I was like I guess I don't know Fuck it this is weird I guess I'll watch this Because I remember hearing about There was like a thing with Ariana Grande In this guy Her boyfriend's in it Oh that's why they call him SpongeBob

Who looks like her brother I didn't know that He plays SpongeBob in the SpongeBob musical Oh that's why they call Sponger I didn't know okay Yeah yeah and he's in Wicked also For like briefly he's like a minor part So I was like yeah I guess I'll watch

I don't know I'm curious about it It's not as bad as I thought it would be But it's also just completely fucking bizarre because the only musical that I've ever seen where usually Okay, so usually you have jukebox musicals which are just like, here's a movie

with a story and then here's a bunch of real songs that we're going to pull from and just like make it loosely kind of fit. Right. Like I think about a, what's the, what's the ABBA one? Mamma Mia. Oh, okay. Is that where it's just all ABBA stuff.

Okay. And then you have a normal musical which is like, like in the Heights fucking Hamilton where like Lynn Manuel will do all of it. Yeah. This is like, it's all. original songs, but like every song is done by like a completely different person.

And I was looking at the credits list and it's weird. It's like David Bowie and fucking Lady Antebellum and fucking the strangest people, the strangest is the sort of many people I've ever seen. He's like a gospel band that does stuff

for it. I swear I thought he was dead. Who? I thought David Bowie was dead. No, he is. Yeah. What are we talking about this? No. That's what's also confusing. So I don't know if this was like maybe in development for a long time or something, maybe. Are they like, when did Bowie die?

It was. What? Not that long ago. I feel like it was for a while ago. Yeah, he died in like 20. I feel like he died like 10 years ago or something. I feel like. Let's check.

16. Something like that. Let's see. I remember talking. It was 15, 16 or 17. I think it was in that span of time. 16 sounds right. Yeah.

16. Yeah. I feel like I was texting David Bowie a few hours ago and he said send me money. That was David Bowley. Yeah, you didn't look close enough. He didn't look close enough. Nick, if you keep hearing about these stories of people get, every time this happens where somebody gets scammed like it was a Keanu Reeves.

Keya Reeves got scammed? No, no, no. It would have been funny if he did because I would be like. Oh, is it like people going like, hey, it's me. I'm Keanu Reeves. In the worst, like he was in the hospital or something. and sketch like Keanu Reeves a millionaire a million why is he calling you per me,

I am Guillory. I am Guillory. No, but it was like the pictures that were sent were so bad at like, I'm like, it's like face tune. I remember there was one time where some, it might as well be some like Indian fella called me and was trying to get money to me and I was like, dude, I don't know what's going on and I'm sorry and he started getting upset and they hung up eventually. Yeah, I heard I remember I got a call from this Nigerian guy who pretended to me my dad. No, he didn't.

I'm not even, no, He didn't. I did. No. Yeah, he called me and he was like, Christopher, I am your father. No, no, he did.

No, he's not real. This is not real. Send me $40. I need, I need $40 from you, Christopher. Professor. I am your father

from the place. I am your father. I am your father. from very indistinct location Dad It's been a water Fuck I can't find the I'm trying to find the

The Keanu Reeves story Yeah it's it's For some reason I'm struggling to find the picture Hey what's up, it's me Keanu Reeves What's your password? Where are you at right now? Where are you at right now? What's your ATM code? What's your pin?

It's like is this really Keanu Reeves? Oh my God, is this... So this is a different one. There's so many of them, yeah. Yeah, this one... It is crazy that like... This one... With MS.

That is insane. This is MS. Pate, dude. Brother, this is crazy. I don't even know if it'll come up. It should. Yeah. That is so fucking bewilderate.

I am Keeneo. That is fucked. That's fucking awesome. Why would you hold... That is so crazy. Who is taking the thing? Everything about that bothers me. About like the person who would believe that, you know? My dear, I cannot call you until you sinned another $300.

What do you mean? Why can't you call me? How do I know this is real? And then they... How do I know this is real? And then it just had done. It's just him holding up signs? Yeah. There's another one though where he's like, it's like hospital. It's like bedwritten or something. And it's the, I can't find the pictures. It's so unbelievably bad.

And these people, man, everything that comes to my mind, I was like, these motherfuckers vote. These are voters. They contribute to our system. It's so scary. It really is terrifying. Where I'm like, how could you, how could you, if you can fall for that, man. I think about that a lot with like scams where I'm just like, how are you, it is, I will say it is unfortunate that we live in a, like, I don't know what you guys? I'm constantly indicted with shit that's like just not for me. You know what I mean?

Like it's like, okay, here's another fucking call from like some. fucking bullshit number that I don't recognize. Oh, here's another fucking email from like fucking some company. Yeah. It's, I even heard from people like looking for like work and stuff where it's just like they're like job people trying to hire that aren't even real. I'm at the point where those those companies that safeguard you from a lot of that stuff, I'm considering signing up for one and seeing if it works.

Yeah. Yeah. Because I keep seeing them being advertised and I'm like, hey, how come they're not? because I would love to take this sponsorship and get like a free trial of it or something. Because I want to see if it works because I'm getting the it's ramping up so much. Dude, the fucking text messages that are like, you forgot your pay your toll and it's like, I'm getting so many more. Oh, fucking your Amazon bag.

Your, or not your Amazon package, your UBS packages has been withheld. Yeah. I'm just like, I didn't know. I'm out. I didn't do that. Pussy. Payment pending. Your account of my I cloud account is going to expire.

I keep getting this. I keep getting that too. I haven't paid for ICloud ever. I don't have I don't use ICloud. I remember ever since the Fapening. Yes. I was like I'm not going to pay for this. Yeah, fuck,

fuck I call. Now, I did figure that, I did figure out that the people that got, they got fished. The people that got a, it's not that they got hacked because somebody broke in and did some elaborate shit is they just got fixed.

Fished. It was your account is compromised or whatever, sign in to correct it and then they put in their information. Now they have it. So all of those. the women that they just unfortunately they got fished and um you know I know it's fucked up but at the same time

that was that was a fun moment the faping was a booner moment that was a especially um I since I just watched Nosephiratu the Thomas it was uh played beast right and uh and he was Thomas Holt he has the uh all of the he blasted so much jizz all over

Jennifer Lawrence dude like that dude like it's crazy that was a guy it was beached he was fucking he was fucking with her around that time and then she just had

like buckets of cum on her in some of the pictures and it was that guy and all I can't detach every time I see that guy I think about him just like fucking painting her

actually I don't think I ever saw it you never saw that I didn't look into that to be honest so because I just don't I didn't I never the celebrity stuff didn't care

like I just didn't care about a celebrity I only care because that's what just made it interesting because it was like it was not that like Jennifer Lawrence to me it was desirable because actually I didn't care about

hunger games or anything like that but it was just fascinating seeing somebody that who's so famous you're like oh my look look what she's doing you just kind of didn't you didn't really he's getting covered on yeah she is a regular human being but sometimes you forget that like these people at these high levels that they just do degenerate stuff like we all do like because she's just like in her trailer just being a fucking dumb bitch like just having a wild fun time and having Beasts come all over her and shit I was just like, you know,

it's just like, it wasn't my mind. You know, like in a fucking stupid ass gushers commercials and they blow up and it's all the fucking blue or fucking red. DeBeres, the only Devin with the bee. So stupid, fucking gushers. Hello, once again, my, my, no, no, oh, minorities.

Mine, like, like German. No, like my. no space nor it is okay gotcha that's not bad i kind of don't hate that uh i've taken on the ridiculous task of listening to every single episode from zero wow to reminisce the days when i used to listen to them live with the paris social bit out of the way what is some of the positive things that came from the pandemic for you guys personally it was this podcast for me so good uh i'm listening i'm listening to it twice i can't imagine listening to this show twice like this the entirety of our like i don't even there's especially in a short period of time

Because there's definitely been, we've repeated ourselves for sure. Well, of course. It's going to happen. Yeah. It's just natural. It's like, but it would be more obvious after like binging all of it. Look,

I don't think I've ever listened to a podcast over like twice, uh, mainly because I just have so much stuff to consume. But I have listened to bits over like, say, especially to Comtown. I've reheard bits many times because it's just like the funniest shit to me. So yeah, and then even talking about, like we've talked about repeated ourselves many times, them talking about the matrix is there's like a compilation of that. And then they've definitely repeated the same talking points many times over because it's going to happen. And it's, I completely, that's insane. Yeah, like saying if you're if you can if you can lap that shit, that's crazy. But also, hey, we're pretty good podcast. I guess. Hell yeah. Appreciate it. I mean, yeah. As, I mean, as far as the question. goes as there's like the positive things that came out of the pandemic for i don't know like not really

much of any like it was it was if anything it was actually like just completely it was kind of whatever for us because like my life didn't really change that much as a result of the pandemic specifically yeah it wasn't like oh i'm suddenly working from home now it's like i've been doing that the whole time uh-huh you know the only difference was that i i've said this before but like there is like a weird kind of like novelty to like those first three weeks that i'm nostalgic for because it was so weird and different and everything felt like oh and there was like I talked about like how there was like a naive sense of like oh maybe this is maybe you know maybe there's hope after this you know it's like there wasn't yeah but everybody went crazy yeah yeah everybody

looked stupid because they couldn't get their haircut it was funny and people were wiping down their groceries because they didn't know what the fuck oh because they didn't know where the fuck those other people yeah what the fuck was gonna like what was spreading it yeah we ate so many fucking like the fucking Halls things. Oh yeah my mom sent this big fucking care package. Like 500 of them. Like yeah like vitamin C in it or something? Huh?

Did it have like vitamin C stuff? We were fucking immune probably. They actually did unironically help a lot. Like I kind of just immune. You probably because COVID would get on our body and be like ow. I should actually get more of those. I have a yeah I actually I have I always have

yeah because I remember feeling really good like having those all the time. Yeah. It felt really It's really good, knowing people were dying, but like, yeah, I mean, it was just, it only annoyed me when, like, the, the, the people that got exposed by other people going around, and then they came into their vicinity and infected them, like, those people died, that sucked, but the people that were just, like, making the rounds, I'm glad they're dead. Imagine, like, it's like, oh, man, I got some souls to snow. That was weird. Did I? Oh, I did it. I gave it to somebody.

Yeah. Yeah. That's all, yeah, I, I don't have any, there were positive moments within the pandemic, but it wasn't, for sure. Overall, it was. trash. It was, uh, I got, at the same time, I, uh, I got a, well, I just, I only got diagnosed like, think last year or something or I can't, time is fucked for me now. Yeah. But like, I, I figured out why my testosterone plummeted. I thought it was the house that I was living in because it was all dirty and gross and there were fucking rats in it and shit. And asbestos and mold and there was mold. Yeah. There was definitely mold. It was fucking drowger, a fucking farmer in the

basement that I fucking killed a red card woman. Dude, it was, I don't know how, because my, My grandma was like one of the most meticulously clean and like just crazy about stuff. And then just like when she got sick, everything fell apart. And then so when we took over the house, it was horrible. But anyway, that was some of the worst. Your testosterone being like below normal levels of healthy, I wouldn't wish that on anybody. There was no way I would have put up with that for like another year because I put up with it for like a year trying to figure. out what the fuck was going on and getting blood tests?

What is the effects of that? I don't even think I can comprehend. It's, uh, so. Like, would you know it if you felt? Like, I don't even, well, I knew something was wrong. I just didn't know what. And it wasn't until someone told me to get your, uh, your blood check, get your testosterone. What were your symptoms?

Like, what was it like? So the biggest ones is, uh, extremely weak. Like, I have some injuries from football and that shit, like, really, I was feeling it. Um, I also, I injured my Achilles and it. wouldn't heal. I kept re-injuring it just by I literally be sleeping at night and I'd wake up like grabbing my fucking heel like just I don't know I somehow re-injured it in my sleep. It just wouldn't heal.

My fucking. That's not funny, but it's like, it's like, oh, good. So like everything, it was like I have a herniated disc in my neck and, uh, it felt like my, I felt like my head was going to fall off. It was just so, everything was just so weak. And then, um, there was the extreme hot and cold flashes. So, like, you know, menopause when, like, their hormones go all crazy, like, women when they're, when they're. So I had a extreme hot.

So it would be, it would be like a 20 degree difference like that. It would just be like, boom. So I'd be freezing. So, and then other, and then I'd be like, it would be so fucking high. It was crazy. I was a fucking room in our first apartment. It was like a 20 degree difference between me and the room next to me. It was ridiculous.

That was crazy. There's other, like, if anyone's listening to this, if you, if you've ever experienced anything like this, the whole cold flashes, weakness. You're tired all the time. extremely emotional for no fucking reason because your hormones are going crazy Like that Never been emotional once Yeah it's

Facts Emotionally emotionally emotionally I do feel fucking Get your uh get your uh get your uh Levels checked because there's a huge spectrum And if you're under like you know I would say they say if you're under 300 of total total total is because there's total and free

If you're under 300 if you're male That's like unhealthy And say if your insurance still won't cover you because that's what they wouldn't do it for me. They were like, you're borderline fine. And I was telling them, guys, I feel like I'm dying. I'm not fine. Clearly, I'm not supposed to be at this level.

But insurance is, it's America. Yeah. So I went to a clinic. Eventually, when I got diagnosed with the varico seal, which they believe is what caused it, like my, some, I have some damage in my fucking nut sack from the tubes or something. They said probably trauma. I used to be a cyclist. Like I used to, I wasn't a cyclist. to say I rode my bike for

many miles a day but I wasn't like your balls and just squeeze real hard until a big girl by it You're not a cyclist you didn't make a career No I didn't do any of that It's like how I just rode my bike everywhere It's like if somebody rapes once They're not a rape they're not

They're just raped They simply have rape Is that what that is It's like I'm not a gay I'm not a gayest I've just gayed a few times I gayed one time so that Right I kind of feel like that's actually tracks like the guitarist thing

Oh, if you just dip dabble You're not a guitarist if you just dabble Like I don't consider myself a guitarist Yeah, I mean either Like I just dabble with it Right yeah I'm not a gayest I've just fuck

I feel like experimenting with gay stuff Because if you're like Ah that wasn't for me I'm like well Are you really gay Or did you just want to try it Just try to be gay

That's why I feel like I know in societyally We'd make fun of you You're gay Right Like I mean if we're gonna I don't I don't know man

If we're gonna be If I'm going to be in societal terms, I'm still going to point my finger at you and say you're gay. I look. Heart to heart. If you came to heart, if you came to me and you told me that, I'd be like, I don't think you're gay. Look, I'm the biggest homophobic. That's probably ever fucking taken physical form. That is very true.

Obviously. It's very true. You can tell. It's insane. It's taking physical form. His character design is literally homophobic. But go on? He's a six foot tall, big black man.

He's clearly homophobic. That is, that doesn't mean every black person's homophobic. Ah! Can we be real? Yeah, go ahead. Do you see what's kind of a big thing? Soldier Boy. It's pretty common.

It's pretty common. Not all of them. Like, no, I'm not saying all. Nobody's saying all of them. Look, obviously Bill Cosby's not. Because he's dead. Is he dead? No, he's not.

Huh? Is he dead? Yeah, he died in prison. No, he did not. Google this right now. Do you not hear about this? Bill Cosby died. Bill Cosby is dead.

That's right. He died. This is not a bit. Like he died like, I think like three months ago. Really? I think he died. I'm pretty sure like he died. I'm pretty sure he died in the elusive Joe era.

The elusive Joe era. Yeah. It was before he was even convicted of him. Yeah. I think that's what I think we're all like, do time is fucked us. I think COVID really did did a massive time warp. I think like so many people died at once that it like shook the gravitational pool. Yeah.

Bill Cosby still alive. Yeah, I know. I love the name Pil Cosby. I mean, that was pretty fire. How the fuck did that, they're like activated my Siri. It was going on. You know the perk angle? The perk angle era. It was the best angle.

I love perk angle. It was the best. It was the best era. I don't know what that is. Kurt Engel just was taking like 70 fucking like perks. His motherfucker was going to matches just fucking yoinked and boing. Okay. Yeah.

Well, so first off, just to get off this. Do we have a? And to get another question. Was it? I don't even remember. Huh? What was the question? I don't remember. Something about the pandemic or something.

Oh, I do want to say, the thing I hated most about it was the fact that it got in the way of us doing the show. Yeah. Like, it made us go remote. And I always resented for that because it's just like, God damn it. It does. It sucked. It's one of those things. Like, it's cool.

We got through it. We did it. People enjoyed the show. But clearly people are enjoying it better now that we're back in person. It was a mixed bag for me. Because I finally left my stupid ass job at Starbucks. I got my degree during it. It took a pandemic for you to quit that job, man.

Yeah, that's pretty crazy. I was telling you for so long. I realized how much they just didn't give a fuck about me as a human being. They were like, oh, do all this. It was like, there's a fucking pandemic. Like, yeah, but make the customer feel comfortable. It's like, I'll light this bitch up right now. Fucking dick.

I will put every chemical in the oven and put it to 45. I was trying to get him to quit that job for so long, man. Yeah, and just actually like do something like this. Yeah, I look back on it and say it was stupid. To be fair That's a lot of my friends that I grew up with I've tried to give them opportunities Even like attached from when I was in a successful band

And I wanted to transition from the drummer to the singer I brought in one of my friends And like hey we're gonna play with this huge band That's coming over from the east to the west for the first time All right and then he fucking like quits two days before And I'm like what do we just play the show then leave Like I don't care play the show Then you can leave the band

Yeah, I'm going to go back to college. Cool, you can't go to school right now. It's literally impossible. Play the show. But like, just like, I don't, sometimes people just, I don't know, for whatever reason. They don't want to rise to the occasion. People have to be shaken out of their comfort zone. Yeah.

What? We have to be taken out of their comfort zone. Yeah. Yeah. It has to be forced out of the comfort zone. I should have savagely beat him. But actually, I don't have to worry about that because he actually died. He died.

Is your friend? My homie died in 2021. That's crazy. Was it COVID? It wasn't. Maybe it contributed to it. Like maybe, but he was,

he was bad. Alcoholic, you know, all that stuff. He, um, he was one of those guys that, like,

I really, I tried to get him a job. I used to work at a 7-11 distribution center. I got him a job. He quit a week later. His, uh, I try to pull him out of the shit,

but, um, eventually, he probably deserved it. He, uh, on the, on the weekend that I was going to see Jojo for the first time. Uh,

uh, I got a call. And he was like, oh, yeah, funeral, I was like, fuck, I gotta go to Lithuania. I felt bad. I felt bad.

I was like, I got to go. Oh my God, it's a Lithuanian alcoholic? Yeah. If he was, I would have actually been able to attend the funeral. Oh, right. No, he was a, he was a, he was a Mexican and he was a weedier. He was a weedier Mexican. Yeah, whatever.

Yeah. There's so many of them. Yeah. That's great. Shout out to, he's probably, you know, doing drum beats from whatever plane of existence. Probably in purgatory right now. You're right? Because I think your soul can't go to hell if it's drunk when it dies.

I feel like that's not true. I feel like hell is full of Irish people. No, no, no. No, I think, I think if you're, I think that's part of it, right? Like if you're drunk or high, when you die, you can't go to heaven. You just get stuck in purgatory. That sounds right. It's not something bullshit they'd make up.

I mean, why not? I would make up if I was trying to control people. Is purgatory all that bad? I feel like this is purgatory, to be honest with. This, yeah, metrics. Like, this world feels like purgatory. I like that. It really does.

And it's like, are you, I just, man, if I knew there was something on the other side, I mean, why would I be here? Yeah. I think about that a lot. Like, because especially about like, I don't think about a lot. Don't be concerned. Or I'd sacrifice myself. I'm going to go off for the good to go to other people and I just go to fucking go upstairs. You know what I think about a lot?

Like the idea, or not a lot. The idea of, like, if you do become a ghost, right? Yeah. You die and you become a ghost. Is it better to be. like a 25 to 35 year old ghost than it is to be like a 70 year old ghost I think it's a ghost or a concept you know

no but you're still visual to people like you present yourself in some way and it's usually when you die like people see like an old woman or like a child they don't see like some arbitrary like middle point of your existence it's usually like when you die that you appear as a ghost so for me I'm thinking like

I don't know I don't want to spend eternity as a 70 year old is like becoming a vampire when you're like 90. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, fuck you.

Have you seen what we do in the... Yeah. They have one of those. They have an elderly vampire. It's like, it's like you suck. Yeah. And the baby vampire?

Yeah. Yeah. It's just like, just rolling around and he fucking sucks also. Yeah. I would definitely do a baby vampire

onto the sun. Definitely drag a baby vampire into the sun. Yeah. I mean, yeah. Put out of his fucking misery. It might be really strong

for a baby, but it's still a baby, you know? It doesn't understand. Because vampires get strong. stronger like so I'll do you think you could outfight a thousand year old baby vampire um well out fight like I mean I can stake it it could kill you though likely because it probably be a really fat like a crazy fast crawler I think it's one of those things if it wanted how old is this baby

like nine 10 months 11 no like one year old a one year old an infant no no I don't know because it's it doesn't have the the intent to kill me it's no no like let's say it's It's been an infant for a thousand years. Does it learn? No. Can it process? No, because it's still,

the brain is still developing. So I imagine it would still be stuck there. It would just be, it's like an infinite pause. Right. Isn't it? Yes, that's what I believe.

I would assume so, but like I, because I'm pretty sure vampires, they just, they just keep existing. Yeah, they don't. Do they get any more brain power?

Like, this is a fake thing, obviously. You don't have to state the obvious. Clearly we're talking about vampires. I think that is, that's the whole idea. They don't age anymore.

They stay. That's where they are. But what if their mind's age, too? Can I say they get smarter? You can, not if you don't have, if your brain doesn't have the abilities to do anything that when you're a baby, right, you don't have any of the, your brain is not developed to capture memories or do anything. You're fucked. That's the same thing. Like Stephanie and my husband that made Twilight, right?

She was like, oh, yeah, Edward isn't a pedophile. He's stuck at 17 years old, even though he's lived for 120 years. Well, that's not how that works. How so? How does that not work? Well, because even if it's like, okay, you don't want to say a pedophile, it's not even, it's not even necessarily if you, if you just want to, because that's like technicalities. People are more concerned about the age gaps. So just like it's creepy when an 80 year old fucking like billionaire or something starts fucking a 20 year old or something. Like, yeah, they're both legal, but it's fucking gross.

So who gives a fuck? Like I don't, I don't care about like, oh, technical. I'm like, no, it's this guy's. been alive for fucking a million years and he's like I'm gonna stay in high school that's fucking disgusting I don't know I like the idea that vampires they just

they're like they just their brains are still brains and though they age they age slower so if you live that long you're just gonna go crazy I don't think that's how it works it's clearly not how it works I feel like that's what happens all this kind of vampires just kind of go nuts eventually I think they might go nuts because

that's what like being alive for a long time does yeah but like I don't think it's not because they're not like the brain The brain isn't meant to exist at that long, at the link. Even if, even if it's constantly healing itself and it's not degenerating, right? Their brain is not degenerated or else it would be gone a long time ago.

No, no, I get it, right? But the idea is that they still just go mad eventually. It's like the experience they're living that long as like, like what he said, it's not a, it doesn't have to do with their brain. It's just more of like, why am I still here kind of a thing? I'm, I fucking, I keep losing loved ones.

I keep like, it's just, that's a madening existence. You're going to go crazy and you're just learning so much you're seeing so much time go by. And I think what happens is, like, as you get older, and I think we've all noticed this as we've gotten older, is that like times quicker. Like a year is quicker today than it was when we were like 17.

Yeah. Like I remember specifically a year felt like an eternity. I remember that very distinctly. 100%. I remember when summer felt like fucking forever. I remember when the school year felt like, I remember when a single school year, 10 months, felt like five years.

Dude. High school. But now it's like a year goes by in a fucking flash. So for a vampire, I would imagine at a certain point, like, bro, years are going by so ridiculously fast for you that you're going nuts. And you're probably like hallucinating. You're going crazy. Or I guess it could be maybe it's not, maybe it's not that.

Maybe you're not going that crazy because you've been alive for so long that a hundred years, it just seems like a year to them now. That's true. But then there's still people existing within those times, you know. Yeah. I guess it depends on how social you are. You get a dog, right? And you're like, you realize,

I think that's why they're in solitude forever. I think literally it's why they isolate. Sleep? It's like, I can't be around any. A couple of children. And then go back to sleep. Oh,

I'm sleeping with children. You're like, I can't. This daycare looks pretty good. Like a capri son. Like, you get a little straw to too. That's like a real scientific fact, though,

right? Like the brand interprets time as going faster as you get older. Well, you've experienced more of it. Well, it's also like, it's the same as less of it is novel it's also the same as a trip right it's getting there

always seems like it takes long even if it's literally equidistance no traffic yeah and coming back yeah coming back fills like like it's a breeze because you already did it yeah yeah anticipation's gone like we're not we're not anticipating anything anymore yeah yeah yeah they're just living yeah uh all right let's a few more there what is this i don't want to be a lot i mean what I sometimes I'm like why am I it's whenever I learn about like oh the billionaires and tax breaks is shit like that yeah I'm like oh the I'm getting a notice for my taxes and then these nakes I like that's what I'm not yeah like I'm not

like I'm not suicidal but sometimes I do think it would be really convenient to die yeah because I'm not suicidal but I don't like being alive exactly nigga I have to pay I we're all like in this certain tax bracket where we're all expected to pay and keep things afloat and these niggas are just hoarding so much and a little bit of their wealth could like make everything great. And that's when I feel like, why am I here? What makes it so insane is that like... What is this?

What is this life? These tax cuts are for like people. Like no person is really enjoying the tax cut that he's implementing. It's like 18 people. Well, the like quite like literally less than like a probably like 10,000 people in this country really enjoys tax cuts. And what annoys me is when you... I think it was less.

When you see... Is it actually less than 10,000? I think it would be less. Yeah. Well, the thing that annoys me is when you see the amount of, you see the amount that they're cutting, it's nothing too. Like, the amount of money that they're saving, it's just purely sickness, right?

Because they're saving what is equivalent to the taxes that are being taken out of us, essentially, which is not devastating to our pockets. It's annoying. That's all, it's annoying. And they're doing the same thing like, oh, this billionaire got to save $80 million. What is $80 million to a fucking billionaire?

Like, literally, that's 8% of a billion fucking dollars. Like, it's nothing. And they have billions. And so it'll make, it makes me crazy where I'm like, I'm here, we're over here. Everybody is in the shit getting fat,

fucking medical bills if they have an emergency. And I'm just like, what am I doing? Why am I here? Capitalism really doesn't work, man. Why the fuck am I here? Like quite literally. It works for them.

It works for them. It works very well. Societally. Like it worked for a period of time once upon the time. But that time is so far gone. It's insane. I think the issue is it's, since we're already.

here. Yeah, I think it's working as intended. I think the issue is that it works up, it's almost like the balance of a, like the meta of a game in some way, right? Yeah. Where it works up into a point. And then you have to change the game. But then like you do have to change it because other, it's almost like a like weeds overgrowing. You know what I mean? You have to prune it. Like, it's good for competition in some ways. But then at some point, the competition gets to a point where it's just like, wait, we can actually like make a lot, making an inferior product, actually. I think it works for capitalism on the, on the developmental scale of a government. I, I think, works on a developmental scale of a country.

So in this instance of like pre-World War II, I think capitalism theoretically for the country was working then. I think the moment that we entered the global market, it should not have been around anymore. I don't know. Whatever. I just not, I just, I think, whatever because my gut reaction.

Because that was econ. My econ teacher would be like, yeah, now it's like we have other people to do things for us and it's going to fuck up us having jobs here. So we're fucked. We fuck the country immediately. Well, that's why I think the government should be involved. That's why I feel like we're,

everybody's supposed to pay in. And so the government is the one that's building all the infrastructure, that's doing all this stuff. That's why the idea of capitalism privatizing and making everything for profit is will 100% always lead this way. And to me, it is working just as intended. They want this.

If you have money, this is exactly what you want. So people say it's failed. I'm like, no, it's working. It's doing very well for it. It's been for the society. The benefit of a society.

But that's the whole thing. We're like if we if we're if it was about caring for society, it wouldn't be capitalism. So that's why capitalism is working as intended. That's the thing where like people. I guess what I'm saying is like I think it works for like the pro for the production of like things that are like products and shit that's good up into a point. Yeah. Because I do think there is a point where it's like, okay, we're competing and we're trying. Would that not happen though?

If the government if the government, if it was all. subsidized all these companies were subsidized by the government. It was all a tax-based system. Like would ingenuity, would people just not want to try anymore? No, but I think it would be slower. I think they assume. I think it would still happen. I feel like scientists and engineers

people that are driven to create really cool shit would still be here. I just think that I understand that. Because people that own money employ those people. Sure. Like, so those people, it's just the people. Because like, it's like Elon Musk. When the people think he's a genius? He's not.

He just has money and throws it at geniuses. So the geniuses are still going to be there innovating, but it's just going to be subsidized by people that aren't trying to just grow their fucking wallets. It would be a transformation of how things is done where it would turn into people have to just live for the being living would not be hard. I know there's always going to be loopholes and problems.

But then there would be people that would be able to have passions to do things that could really do it. It would fundamentally excel us very far because they'd be little kids that'd be like, oh, I really like science in space and then they can actually feasibly do that. Yes. You know, they can feasibly do it. Like, look, you put you, you throw kids into space? Is that what you said? Yes. Yeah, absolutely. Yes. If they

want to learn. If they want to learn, yeah, 100%. I've put them a fucking pot and poop. This isn't even a bit anymore. Yes, throw them in space. Which ones? Um, preferably white children. They, um, yeah, you would. And there's certain. Yeah, of course. If they're, if they're parents would. I wouldn't throw any kids in space. Yes, he would. Because I don't, I don't know children. Yes, he would. Well, so, so you don't think Baron Trump deserves to be in space. Let's. Let's, Let's say, let's say, let's see tall. He's gonna fuck up the fucking, he's gonna fuck up space.

Unfortunately, I think he's, is he not already in space? He's like, he's, he's, he's, he's getting up the car is so fucking stupid that he posted. He's like, he's got to fall down and breathe. He's really, like, struggling to breathe. He's having a heart, he's so tall, but he can't breathe. It's such a horrible fucking. It takes four, it takes 15, it takes 45 minutes for a breath to reach his lungs. He's so fucking freakyingly tall.

He looks. so weird, man. He looks evil. Dude, you know who's going to be that, that ex, that kid, ex, Elon Musk's son, little son? Oh, yeah, yeah. That kid is a monster. Did you see the way he was talking to Trump? Oh, no, is that, is that who that? Is that who

is? I'm pretty sure that one's X. I could be wrong. I don't know, who care. He's like 45 kids. I think that one's X, but he does. He's like 45 kids that he doesn't raise. Yeah, he's a role model for men. For conservative men. Yeah, great. Brilliant. IVF fucking dumb ass shooting his sperm in a lab coat. I don't even know.

In some scientist's hand. It's crazy. All his kids. All his kids are his age don't like him. All of them of age don't like him. I'm like, oh, he sucks. I saw a joke that it's just like it bothers me because like they're, it sucks because there are good jokes that I feel like it's just like, whatever.

The climate's all fucked. So there's no point in sharing them. But there's one that I thought was really funny. Whereas it's like a picture of Elon and all the kids that he's abandoned. It's like, damn, even though white south. that even the even white Africans abandoned their it's like Dan

that's fucking sad it's like a joke it is it's but like you know what I mean yeah it's like it'll be like the worst people yeah and like you're right it's in those circles yeah no probably not

he's fucking he's a child he's so rich oh yeah that's right because he's white it doesn't count yeah those people would be like oh yeah tail Elon or whatever he's actually doing brilliant shit

oh what are you doing fucking tell me tell me tell me to give me Tell me what he's doing. It isn't of all him just giving him somebody. You don't fucking get it. It's like, dude, I hope your house gets carpet bombed. Yeah, no, really. At this point, carpet bomb it's such a fucking...

It's evil. That is such an outrage. It's so like... Fuck it. Fuck it. Whatever. Get everything. I don't really hear that anymore, but I love it.

It's Vegeta. It's Vegeta. It's Vegeta. No, no, no, no. Look over the shoulders. It's the... Oh, it's that? I thought Arthey was more accurate.

A lot more, actually. Well, it's like, fucking I'm done. I'm just going to blow this bitch up. Yeah, but it's not like, he did. That's more of a suicide. Yeah, he's like, fuck, I'm here. Carver bombing isn't suicide explosion. I mean, they could.

I was like, throw suicide bombers. They drop suicide bombers out of a plane. That's kind of crazy. They drop the bombs in a cream crash. That is such, what the fuck. It's so unnecessary. It's a kamikaze diver. It's what they call.

I guess if you give them, So they can put that wingsuit Like tiny people play yeah you give them wingsuits But then that defeats the purpose of it being a carpet bomb though Because then that's kind of precise no land that different spots They all land like information like to jump out too jump out too but I guess that's not yeah I guess That's the idea of a carpet bomb is that it's unpredictable and it's just it's just like a you're carpeting an area And then it just would you ever played ever played mercenaries? Yeah

Dude that game was fucking you could just carpet bomb he could just send carpet bombs You can play it with co-op too So like if you had like a friend of yours Like doing some shit You could just carpet bomb them It was the funniest shit ever You could bunker bust your friends too So awesome

Would you set off a nuke if you could Um No I wouldn't do It's it's because it's Like what am I trying to like decimate A part of the like a population Like take out 10% or what am I doing I would have the lure

I'd have like I'd have like I can't because there's only like It would have to be a small enough Newk to where it's like Oh it's gonna be this country club or whatever It's gonna be like like Marlago or not, you know what I'm saying? It's going to be like, it's going to be very concentrated,

which is not a nuke. It'd be like, God touching my hand and be like, you have the power now. You do this. You have the juice now. And I'm like, I don't want to do it. And he's like, why not? God's telling you, what would he do it, you bitch? Why not?

Why not? You know, pussy? Do it. It's me, God, do it. We got, it's me, God, do it. Destroy a place. The Coch wizard wrote in. This isn't even a question.

He says, we got Snark Tank episode 300 before Gt 86. That is true. Yeah, true. Man, that game's going to, that's going to be a crazy fucking. I'm very excited about the, it's going to, it's going to like really put a lot of the bullshit on pause that I've been consuming recently about just like all the, it's probably going to put me in a motor or I can just, I can just focus on this huge cultural event, which is, it's about games and not about like, oh, trying to get rid of the COVID vaccine or some shit. You know what I'm saying? It's going to, you are, you are so, they'll find a way. so unprepared for how much that shit is going to be politicized.

You are so un-no-w... I forgot about the woman. I forgot about the woman. It's going to be a woman. It's going to definitely be gay shit in there because it's going to take place in Cali. There's definitely a minority character. It's not. No, sorry, it doesn't seem.

It's Florida. Sorry, Florida. The other gay place. No, but that place isn't gay. It's like a swamp of fucking the worst people. Florida's a lot of gay people in Florida. They're Miami. Probably not the same, probably not the same degree as obviously, California.

California is the first. fucking mecca for homos in the country you know but like that's like I should have said homoes that feels mean that's so much of meena mehara sounded kind of good it rolled out the tongue pretty nicely Homo mecca? Yeah

Homo meca Homo Mekha Homo Is that like a like an actual MacGi like he Mega Gidora? Yeah dude summon a meca homo it comes in

does a death drop Where are the men I'm here only for men I love the idea of a homo boom I'm gonna be sick as fuck Is it just Robocop? What are you doing? I guess I was doing more of a Robocop

I was just trying to like Macsuit Because like a yeah like the slower Not like Now I'm thinking of like a mobile suit Of like just gayness Um It's like a frigate club

It's like a gay club in there too Like a dance store and poles and stuff That's fucking bad ass That'd be fired I want a mobile suit so fucking badly Oh I just want Mecca Gidor I want that to be mine The dragon to come out and be like

Yeah Hell everything, burn. So this is funny. Yeah. Just the little scream type fella wrote in. He says, Seeing Elon with his toddler in the Oval Office reminded me of when you rift about an evil billionaire having a child around him at all times as a human shield, just in case a sniper was around the corner. So he wrote this.

He wrote this in and I totally forgot that we did this years ago. Do we? This was like a rift that we did like ages ago. Wow. We're like, yeah, that's right. I forgot. And then like now we kind of made it real. Can we find that?

Because that is kind of what he's doing. I need to know what episode that is because I would have loved. I would love to put that against the picture of Elon using his kid as a shield. It's in the, it's in the late 100s, I think. It was a while ago. Somebody, if they can tag me if they know which episode.

If this gentleman knows, because I'm not going to find it. It shit depresses me so bad. There's so many problems that are just going to be caused. Like, already the shit that's happening, the moves that are going on right now are going to leave like bad. Do you see that they accidentally fired a bunch of people there

in charge of, like, nukes and stuff? What? Accidentally. Yeah. So because they're just doing this, it's, it's, oh, incompetent sweeping federal firings. Yeah, yeah.

And then they realized that they were like, oh shit, these are like really important people. And they try to get in contact with some of them. And they couldn't, the guys, some of them were already like unreachable because they're just whatever.

Like they couldn't find some of them. Some of them didn't want to get their jobs back. They were like, I have no fucking security. Obviously, we just fired me like nothing. So they're just making a big, like I'm pretty sure

some nuke's going to go up at some point on accident because they're wrong. asshole's gonna be in charge of something shit. There's gonna be some sort of random fucking fallout. Like what? The Fox and Friends guys are in charge of our military? Like, this is a little fucking joke. Yeah. What a fuck.

Yeah. What a fucking joke. I have feelings. I have feelings. That's a good way to put it. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, someone please tag me in that episode.

Because I'd love to put that out. That would be nice. Yeah. What the fuck is this? Anthony Bionaviento wrote it. He says, hey boy, it's fun fact that they, frogs are slightly magnetic. You can purchase frog sticks on Amazon Which are essentially magnetic poles that pick up frogs

That can't be real That wouldn't surprise me What? That wouldn't surprise you to learn that frogs are Are fucking magnetic? There's so much weird shit like that In this in Flor and Fauna is like what I guess That sounds crazy Okay

I guess the weird thing is like I have no idea why But yeah I mean it's surprising Yeah but an animal is magnetic to me I feel like that's other animals Like what you call it? Spiders damn near float around on air currents, you know? Like, well, there's so much wild shit that happened. Them being light enough to be whisked away by a breeze is different than a frog sticking to a fridge because it's magnetic. Well, then like, why do animals, why do animals stick to that?

Well, they're not magnetite to that degree, but like, why can animals just scale up surfaces often? Some of them have, like, opposing charges on their, like little feeties. They can climb things because of it. Feetis. They're little featsies. They're little tiny animals, a little feces. Because they're little tiny animals, a little feces. Urine and feces.

Sorry. There are so many There are There's so much Like damn near like fucking Hocus Pocus Con book shit In the fucking animal kingdom All right

If you're all right If you're unwilling To play along with the insanity of this We'll move on I just thought it was interesting It's interesting for sure It's very I also don't believe it

Yeah I just don't believe That frogs are magnetic I think that's like a misunderstanding I mean everything is magnetic Isn't it? It's probably it's like blue sticks In the same way that everything is gay. Well, no.

No. Yeah. Everything hasn't been getting at a charge degree. Yeah, and everything's gay to agree. How so? How is your point? How do you believe that? Oh, it's easy.

What is 100% straight about anything? What is it? What, like, is a piece of metal? Sir. Sexualize? Why do men have nipples? Because when we were all like in feature, like in vitriot, we're all like girls, right? Isn't that what it is?

So? doesn't make you gay though that's a different thing we're sort of trans if you start off we're sort of trans that's the one thing that's the one thing most women most women like men by default since we started off as women you are in fact gay interesting you're a man and you the woman part of you likes men you have nipples sir

you know like the the the pussy lips were or basically it was a ball sats What? Yeah. What are you saying? I'm saying how, how true is that? It's very, it's absolutely true. Really? Your ball sack?

Go and go and study. Go look at go go go go look at a pussy. And then basically you'll be like, oh, that's, that's a scrotum. That's the ball sack. It's just, but it like, you know, it turns into that. Instead of forming and then balls being there, it does the balls grow up there. And then it's just, oh, yeah, you just got it. It's just so funny to be like, oh, Adam and Eve.

But then when you just actually. look at the body, like, oh, I can see how this became this. You know what I definitely, like, if you look into, like, people's anatomy, you're like, oh, I can tell why this is that and that's it. Yeah. Like, overrists like that, how they're like similar to desiccles. You're like, yeah, they're essentially, yeah, it's just that the what formed into what, but like it's looking, um, it's very, it's, it's just, it's as fast because like,

normally you're just primal and you're just like, pussy. But then, like, when you're just studying anatomy, you're like, oh, you're like, oh, you're like, I want to see your ovaries and you rip her open. You look like my, wow. He looks like my temper. Wow, isn't that crazy? You never penetrated the uterus to, you know. You ever peered into a vagina like to one?

You never like got the spyglass and you know, that's so funny to say. Michael basketball, Jordan. I need a spyglass. I'm going to tell Joe to buy that for me for my birthday. Jaylon has a spy glass. That's awesome. Which of course. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. And it works. It's kind of cool. Does he bring it with them at all? No, no. I've been over his house. I think I saw it recently.

She goes at his place That's awesome Why don't I have one I'm gonna tell Joe to buy my one It is one It is one of those weird trinkets That's like I would like a spyglass

I think that's like a really safe I want a spy glass It's a safe gift for a man Yes It is it is A spy glass Spyglass like binoculars You gotta be careful

You gotta be careful Because there's probably Someone that's gonna take it way too seriously They're gonna get like Into like pirate culture Or some shit Whatever

Like Give them something Give them Highway piracy Fuck Can you imagine Didon Didan did it

Didem Get him A cannon comes out the window of someone's car And levels of fucking, I freak that's what I. I just had, uh, real quick,

a flashback of, I used to have this, uh, Tahoe, this lifted Tahoe and my friends and I were, holy shit, I forgot about it. We were like,

Black flag just came out recently. And so, like, we were kind of obsessed with, we were doing shanties in my car. And we were pretend, we were literally driving behind people, like really close.

and like singing and like we're gonna raid them and shit and like oh pull over that's like damn they're illegal you're like skirt in the line of like straight up needed to be arrested yeah we didn't rape or pillage though we just pretended like we were going to

that's so crazy that's so crazy but that sounds like so much fun it was I forgot about that I would love to do that now it was hilarious it was us singing like in the like Like a window was rolled down and we're fucking people are like, what the fuck?

What's going on? That was a, some of my greatest memories are singing loudly in cars with my friends. Oh, it's the best. Yeah. I have this distinct memory. You brought up cars. Yeah. Do you remember a car?

One time I was walking home for where I lived, there was like a long walkway. You remember where I'm from. So like the long walkway going from like my house to like the Walmart in town. Okay. And I remember this one time my friend drove by and you like high, five me. And I remember he held on a little too long and I felt myself move and I had to yank my hand away. I want to do that to somebody like driving by somebody's grab him and it's drag him too far.

And then let go his unhand him. That's crazy. That's fucking scary. He held on a little too long and I felt myself moving and I was like, oh. I feel like that could have been very disastrous. Oh, I could have just for both of you. One of both was going to die. He would have lost his arm.

I would have probably just been dragged the pieces. I would have got hereditary. I think both of me. That was fucking, see, okay, look, I'll say one good thing about heritory. That was, like, I think I laughed too, like, I think it was too much of a reaction. I lost it with him and our friend Gabby, and I fucking laughed my ass off when that happened. That's not supposed to be funny, right? It, or, I mean, no.

It's not funny to people that aren't traumatized. But everyone, all of us are clearly traumatized. I think you could watch that and be like, that's fun. Let me ask you something. It's a funny, it's shocking. There's a lot of funny things. Would it be as funny if that chick wasn't all fucked up? Let me fuck up.

Like if she was just like, come on. Oh, you mean? Like if she wasn't ugly? If she, you know exactly what I mean. Ugly people dying is funnier. If you've seen the movie with that, unfortunately it is. Like if the hunchback of her name sitting in a pile of white phosphorus, you'd laugh your ass off in comparison.

Like it compares it to like a beautiful like woman. Yes. Like it's funny. Yes. I don't say that I don't say that I don't say that because I think it's right, right? Of course it's not right. I just think it happens to be true. It enhances the darkness. Yeah, it's just like it's so much more savage and it's like someone who's like mentally disabled having a bad time or something like that happens them is that funnier. Yes. Um, it depends. I have a great. No. No. I have a great example. I told you guys that I saw a dance syndrome dude on on downtown on Olive. A huge. With the huge balls. If it was a regular guy, that's not nearly as funny. It's not even close to me as funny. Like, I'd be more kind of gross down. Like, what the fuck? But seeing... I think it depends.

I think it's like, I think it honestly is... He would have died if he saw this. I swear to God. I'm sure you would have. You would have died. If you would have done that thing, if you would have told me not to laugh, I wouldn't have laughed. You would have done that thing where you, you look at it and you just freeze because you can't,

you know you're going to laugh. I think what it is It's like whatever it is it can't be neutral You know what I mean? It's never as neutral as it would be If it was just a normal person Yeah It's either very very funny or very sad But there's no like in between

It's fun to laugh at the people that are being oppressed already Or people that are struggling Like laughing at struggle is funnier But it's only funnier because of the fact that you can kind of Your heart is like this is so bad It's comedic how it got worse It's so bad that the universe is, it's funny that the universe could be so cruel.

Yeah. Let's put it this way. It's like, where's God right now? There's people selling shirts of George droid. It's George Floyd merches, but he's all mecked out. Yeah, he's like cyborg. Yeah, he's a cyborg and they're selling shirts of it. And here's what's fucked up.

I considered for a split second buying it. Like for a split second, I was like, but then I was like, absolutely not. Like that's insane. That is insane to walk around with that shirt. There is... I've seen those videos, though, of like AI. They're pretty funny. Yeah, I'm droid.

And I'm not going to sit... I don't laugh at them. Yeah. But I exhale. I can't. You know what I mean? Like the nasal exhale or something? Yeah.

Yeah. This is insane that this is real. That this is... Like, so people were like, oh, George Floyd, droid, let's make him a robot and give him a whole fucking cinematic universe. Yeah. This man died on the street. It's crazy.

And it's funny that that's real. It is real. It's, I've seen one where it's like, I showed Chris, yeah, a few days ago, it's like, it was still incredible. Go-Coo, Superman, I left the cross and he just has to be like, it's heavy, huh? But the cross is on George. Yes, it is. Yeah.

I think I said it to me too. You said it to me too. And I saw that. I was like, who the fuck thought this is like, who does this? Why is this on here? Who does it? It was really the selling of it. It's for me.

That's the, the, the Christian of me. I was like, oh, they're fucking making money off of this. It's not. It's not, it's not even just to be funny anymore. Right. Yeah. You should be for the love of the game. Yeah.

Now it's not. Insensitivity is insane. Anyway. Yeah. Speaking of that, this next thing has nothing to do with it. Michael Basketball Jordan Basketball Peterson wrote in. I love it. He says, hey, y'all. Just finished Red Dead Red Dead Redemption 2 and then Red Dead Redemption 1 so I could stop skipping the parts of the podcast where you talk about them.

Wow. You skipped hours on this podcast. Entire episodes, I'm sure. I'm asking for advice on what experience next. Try to play the Mass Effect trilogy or watch DBZ. For reference, I don't skip. I don't skip when you talk about DVZ but when you talk about M.E

but do when you talk about Mass Effect Well then it sounds like yeah you answered your own question Yeah play Massifax also I would That would also be my answer anyway Because like I think you should do Well this is what I think you should talk about This is what I would do So I would play

There are some grindy parts in Mass Effect Say if you want to explore And do some things While you're doing those things Like side missions or whatever Watch Dragon Ball Z2 Like it's to me that's What all of Dragon Ball

Watch all of the series He said DBZ so shut up Watch all of it Here's my recommendation It makes the side character So much better It really does Don't want track that is so fucking

That is the dumbest thing I've heard you say in a while It doesn't It really does Who's better Tien Shenhan and quite seriously And Piccolo and Roshi And Krillin

These people are barely They barely matter in DBZ anyway That's not That is insane to say That Piccolo doesn't fucking matter in Dragon Ball. Piccolo's the biggest one. And he also kind of barely matters.

That is fucking insane. I'm sorry, but it's written. To say Piccolo does not matter in Dragon Ball Z. He is not the main character. He is not a saying. That's not what I said. But he is extremely important in Dragon Ball Z. He quite literally is.

He makes clothes. That is insane. That isn't, you know what? Listen to these guys. I think, I think, you're just missing the point, sir. Like, you could watch Dragon Ball Z without having that stuff, that's true, but what makes the

series a great series is having all of the context. This is my only issue. He didn't ask that. So I'm responding to what he's, instead of being like, you know, like, if guy was like, oh, I should play Mass Effect, I'm like, oh, you should play Doom and Doom Eternal. So, no, that's not the same thing. Well, as I said, I heard Mass Effect 2 is a great game. The tone

of Dragon Ball and Dragon Ball Z are so fucking different. They might as well be. They are. They are different, but they're not. They're both martial arts show. When one becomes about aliens. I don't, that's true. The fights suck in Dragon Ball. I disagree.

I disagree. Okay. I mean, you can go ahead and disagree. You don't have to agree with me, but like, so Derek, Derek, Dragon Ball is not for the martial arts at all. Derek, Derek, Dragon Ballsian Dragon Ball at a certain point. It's like you watch fucking. Dragon Ball.

So Dragon Ball becomes about. You watch the Walking Dead for Zombies? What do you say? Do you watch the Walking Dead for Zombies? I mean. That's what I mean. They're there. That's what Dragon Ball.

That's what. Dragon Ball Z is way less about martial arts than Dragon Ball is. 100%. Dragon Ball Z is more about like energy blasts and fucking like flying around and stuff. It doesn't have to be, dude, you're fucking specifically. It's literally more of a... It doesn't need to be martial. Dude, fighting.

The fighting is fighting. The fighting is really good in Dragon Ball, actually. It's... Like there are better fights in Dragon Ball goes far to say. Yeah, but they're between baseball. I don't they're between younger people and I don't think I don't think I think the I think the drama like like a wrestling like like like pro wrestling the storytelling is is done much better because they're trying to tell stories instead of just people that are really strong beating the shit out of each other which I imagine this is what the dude wants to experience so that's why I'm not trying to recommend dragon ball I'm saying like if you want like a good solid story and you want to see a foundation that's not what he asked though that's why I was just like I don't I'm not trying to recommend that to him I would say watch Dragon Balls if you really love these characters and want to know more about them kind of in the way how he played red dead two before red dead you know what exactly i mean i would i would get that i would i would i would watch dragon bullsey first because first of all catch the fuck up you get on the the cultural you know what i'm saying like that was such a it's such a thing that like i would recommend it's like i would love if jojo watch db z all the way through she's you know aware of all the universe stuff but it's more of just the experience then like i don't really even care if she doesn't like it. It's more of like

Yeah, yeah. I want you to Me and Lily finish Dragon Ballsy eventually. Does she? She loves Dragon Ball Zay. She thinks it's a cool show. And she likes Dragon Ball. I took, oh, this is a better story. Dragon Ball is a better show. It is. Like, it's written better. It's, that is, it's more of like, I need you to, I would love for people to just be in, it just kind of be like, just join us. And I don't even need you to like it.

Dragon Balls is you will get you in. Yeah. Like Dragon Ball, when I first saw Dragon Ball, I was like, this sucks. Because it's just babies fighting. Like, I can give a fuck. What a fat-balled little imp. Like, it was so boring and all the character designs sucked. It was like, oh, fucking bald cyclops. Everybody's dumb and dumb. Everybody's

dumb and gay and stupid. And if you get to Dragon Ball Zian, it's immediately like, it's fucking aliens, it's fucking spaceships and shit. It's people blowing planets up. It's immediately. It was immediately awesome. Much better. I think Dragon Ball is cooler. I would say that. It's a cooler series. I don't agree at all.

Sorry, so Dragon Ball Z is a cooler series Yes, cool, okay, I was kind of like this That's made, wrong word, wrong word. Gotcha. Dragon Ball Z is way, it's definitely a cooler series. Yeah, but I think Dragon Ball Made evidence by the fact that whenever we talk about Dragon Ball, it's primarily the only thing we talk about.

And it's the only thing anybody really talks about, really. I mean, really. What happened is that people that are fans of the whole series, like, oh yeah, I like Dragon Ball more because it's a better show. People that like the Mad of the Mads is, they're like, oh yeah, Dragon Ball Z is the one I watch. That's the one that fucking broke through the barrier. Yeah.

Yeah. Those are, Those are, those are to me For a reason though. Well, yeah, because it's a visual because it's fucking

badass and it's awesome. To me there's like even there's a lot of stuff like say in the Mortal Kombat universe there are some things that are objectively better written. Where the best were in Mortal Kombat game? The best one. That's actually

Cladicism. You gotta go cladicism. No, see, this is, I feel like this is actually a perfect analogy for me where there's there are games.

I would say MKX probably was the best experience and the most like different and the most like thoughtful MKX actually brought it to a place to where the gameplay

was really solid and really but it's not my favorite I would say Mortal Kombat X is like in the way that like say Dragon Ball is better written

all the way all around but what's more much more enjoyable to me was the older shit for like really like they aligns and shit no before that

oh really as Mortal Kombat trilogy to me is perfect Oh shit. I'm a Deception's DeVie Alliance kind of guy. But those are the first ones I really played. I see.

To me, those are actually like the, I don't like those games. They're insane. I loved, I loved Conquest, the RPG, or if that was that what it's called?

It was conquest and Shaolin Monks with the two RPG ones. The Shaolin Monks was fun. I didn't finish it. But the conquest with the Cijiku? Yeah, whatever fuck his name is. The nigga that just was the main character.

He was the main character. Yeah. So he did. That RPG aspect of it, which was in deception. Yeah. That, I love that. I look, I fucking, I love RPG shit.

So that was super fun. But the, and I did like the chain. You had two different styles and a weapon in deception. That was kind of crazy. But the 3Dness of it, they slowed the speed down, which I'm a speed junkie. Like, you know, like Marvel's Capcom 2. Was it slow? I just don't remember the speed.

Compared to, even Mortal Kombat 4 was just as fast as the old ones in which Mortal Kombat 4 is a fucking goofy-ass game. But the speed was still there. And to me, that's the one thing. that I feel like making things more inclusive, they slow things down a little bit. That's what happened to Ultimate MPC3. That's what happened to a lot of things.

When things started getting more online, they had to slow things down because people... I'd always notice people saying, like, I can't keep up with what's happening. And I'm like, you'll get used to it. Like, it literally is like that for everything. Yeah. You first start off with,

this is too fast, and then your eyes adjust to it. It's like driving. And it's like, if you drive for 60 miles an hour for like 30 minutes, 60 miles an hour feels like 10 miles an hour. Yeah, you're not. It feels like, yeah, you're not...

I think the problem is that when they came online stuff, it's the idea of, like, latency, and then things moving too fast, you can't play. You can't really play the game, you know? It's, that's rough. Latency is rough. That really kills a fighting game.

Dude, I play, I play shooting games right now on Marvel, and someone has a bad connection or the game's, like, ribets. I'm one-played Spider-Man, then I'm off the map and I'm dead, and I'm like, I was standing somewhere, and then I'm just dead. I thought those people should be killed. I can't believe that that team got fucking laid off.

Dude, the vast majority of the American team got laid off. That makes no sense. Did they say why? No, no. Just like just consolidating stuff. And I'm like, just saving, are they, what? Dude, a game, a game with that kind of, that is the biggest game release I've seen today. Probably like, Overwatch.

Good job guys are fired. Like, generally says, overwatch. Literally. Like, why would any, real, actual question, why would anybody get involved in game development now? Right. If it's just like, oh, I could either lose my job. and by making a game that sucks or I can make a game that's the best

that everybody loves universally that's making a ton of money or and I can lose my job. Why the fuck would anybody get involved in this industry? I'm sick and tired of the money at the top never being touched, man. All these motherfuckers always, like quarterly sales,

they adjust things to make sure that people at the top that own things still get their same salaries, their same bonuses. It's so fucked, dude. It's fucking insane. It happens everywhere too. Me in the D&D community.

The D&D community gets mad at like Jeremy the people that are making the books and it's like it's not us it's fucking as bro yeah we don't what did we what did i do a guy that's a nerd that's making a game for you what did i do right it's it's it's fucking out of pocket and it's not going to change anytime soon the consumers man because people have to get to vote with your fucking wallet exactly you got with your wallet people just can't do there there's too many stupid people it's just won't work we we we're fucked i was waiting i was waiting for something like this to happen too i was like it was like something about Marlora I was just like something bad is going to happen with this.

Too much good. It's too much good happening. It's why I didn't buy a fucking single thing. Yeah. I put no money in a Mario was at all. Yeah. Makes me really sad. I just want people to be like, okay, this happened. Get these people's backs. Don't fuck. Don't support this game anymore. That's not going to happen. It sucks that we can't collectively do that. It really sucks. It sucks. They just got laid off for nothing. Like, imagine. They did. Like they, I cannot think of a bigger game released than this one in a long time. I can't think of a better like, like new live service launch ever. You know what I mean? This is the best one probably ever.

Yeah. I mean, I don't even like it that much. But like I can tell that it's like, you know, this is a quality. Like it's a well done. It's well, the cadence is good. Like you know what they're doing. It's well done. It's like what the fuck. Let's put it this way. I feel a little bit of FOMO and I didn't even feel like say how fun hell Divers 2 and everything was. I was okay with me and like, you know, I have too much to do. But with this, I'm always thinking. I was literally thinking about this the other day. I was like, I should fucking. play it. But it's weird that it's kind of gnawing at me.

Yeah, yeah. I'm seeing like... I can't think of a game that respects source material of something like that goes so wet. Like, it did such a good job. Like being a comic book fan, I'm a fan of the game. Even if I don't want to play the game in where I'm like, this is a good job. That's a cool costume. That's a good reference.

This looks like the character. The relative to the way the game plays, relative to the way the game plays, is a good representation of the characters, you know? Yeah. Do you have any reference? That reminds me. What is it that? I need a new reception.

Do you have any references? And it's like, it's Quagmire and Chris. Chris goes like, yada, yada, yada. It's like, it's a pretty good reference. Your hire. Yaddy. It's so stupid. Stupid as fuck.

But yeah, so as per the question, definitely play Mass Effect. The definitive edition is great. I've seen that thing on sale for like stupid cheap. Honestly, to the point where, like, it's arguably irresponsible. I don't even know why they're... Like, I got that game for, like, five bucks, and I'm just like, why are you doing that?

That makes no sense. It doesn't need to be... They already made their money from it, dude. They already made that money for that whole series. I guess, but, like... It doesn't even need to be that cheap. At a certain point, it kind of feels like you're devalue... I don't know.

There's something about it. I understand what you mean. It doesn't make sense to me that game would be that cheap. I think they're like, oh, maybe I'll play the game so you'd be like, oh, maybe I'll play their next game. Maybe, yeah, it's like... It's like... It's not like it didn't fail at all, so it's not, it shouldn't, that, that's kind of crazy.

But hey, I mean, I'm not going to, you know. Put on your fucking wish list. If I was on, if I was on the decision making committee, I wouldn't do that to my own thing. But not that low, no way. The consumer wins in that sense. I think $15 is well worth the amount of content you get. Perfectly appropriate. Yeah.

But, yeah, so I would play Massivex, Mass Effect one, Mass Effect two, Massifact three. Yeah. And do you watch DVDs if you want, I would argue that like, DBC is a bigger commitment, I think. you know yeah especially default dbz like if you want to do kai like that's probably like the best way to do it even though like I think kai's kind of shit

at a certain point um I just think that it actually because the it it it you'll I remember watching it back to back in 2010 took me no time at all

because it's not there's no fucking commercials there was no that's true I breeze through it so quickly that I was like wow imagine you know because I like it I like base DBZ yeah but like it's That's a point of contention.

And it also is like, there is an argument to be made about like, you can get through all of DBZ and like a fraction of the time. You do it. I like, I like base DBZ a lot.

I just don't, I just think the pacing, particularly in the Namik saga and in the early Android saga is painful. I think it's painful if you're not doing anything else. I think those are there's perfect moments

to where it's like, oh, I'm going to multitask. Yeah. I think like, I, I actually kind of like some of that fat now where I realize

like if I if the show if a show is too fucking good and it requires my undivided attention and it's a lot of time right now it's like I'm like glued to the screens for the final part of the last season I'm just like I'm um I haven't watched any of the new season yet so I just want Miguel to succeed

I just want Miguel to succeed I hate all the whites in that show I want Miguel to do good so badly that's severance for me right now It's like, that's like you, there's no fat on that show at all. Like, everything is important. And you're just like, fuck. Yeah, right, right. Anyway.

I don't know what I'm watching. I got to watch a new show. I think I might watch the anime again finally. It's too much. It's been too long. There's too much. It's really good. And it's only one season so far.

Do it. Well, it's on its second one, but do it. Maybe Severance. I want Lily to watch Daredevil. I want her to watch that show so bad. The new one comes out. Oh, the original? That show's fucking incredible.

Why the hell is you? Because it's it's girlfriend or a partner stuff. You sit down and they're like, oh yeah, I want to watch it with you. I'm like, honey, you cannot complain about that. I can't at least watch series with her though. But you've watched all of this is up with her. I watch you fall asleep at like dinners outside. Yeah.

It's like, honey, this is a really good show. What you should watch it? And she's like, but the only thing she watched, she did not stop. She barreled through Game of Thrones. I don't know how she did that. She's like, I'm. constantly watching all of it. I did that with Breaking Bad.

I finished Breaking Bad in three days. Oh, wow. It's insane. Yeah, it was ridiculous. I didn't have anything going on. I've lost a little bit of sleep recently trying to catch him on Kovakai. I'm being a little irresponsible, but I'm just trying to like, because I think this is the final season, right?

So I'm just glad with just. I mistakenly watched a part of one of the final, the final fight. And I was like, I didn't know it came out. You went and checked. It was been out for a week. Oh, wow. I'm a, I'm fucking invincible. I've been keeping up with that.

I'm watching all the episodes. are coming out. That show is really good. It's really good. I love the jokes about the animation though that I've been seen online about how like the animation kind of sucks. Oh, it's fine.

It's not. Is it? I don't really think it's bad. I think it's bad, but it's not. I think people are way too fucking. It's not picky now. I think people are way too picky nowadays. I think it doesn't matter because that's not what Invincible is for.

You're not watching Invincible for the animation really. You're watching because it's like it's a good story with a good characters in it. Yeah. I don't mind it, but it's definitely like when you look at it and you compare it to like, a lot of other animated series

that have come out lately It's like, you compare it to Notturn Unfortunately, okay, yes, Notturn looks insane Yeah, but even Nocturn looks worse than normal Castle Lane. Yeah, that's... Really? Yeah, there's...

I think so. I think out of certain point that, like, it's getting to a point where that's what, like... I don't think it's no... It's just about finding the flaws and I'm like, well, nigga,

watch it or don't watch it. I just, I'm out of that point right now. I mean, I think it's fine to note it. Because there's some shots of like where Marcus is, He's clearly a PNG. It's very funny because, like, I could have animated this. Yeah, they've, I know exactly how to animate this.

They've done things, but like, they also even made fun of themselves in the last season about that. Oh, about the, you're cutting cost. Yeah, it was just like, hey, that's also in the comic book, too. It's really the same thing with like the comic panels and it's like the same eyes and the same mouth over and over again. Oh, that's great. Yeah, so it's like, I don't, I like that's not what you're watching it for. So, like, I don't really mind it. I haven't kept up with it really.

But, uh, I'm more just like, yeah, this is my thing. Hey, if you guys want, if you guys want, like it to be perfect. well, you're going to have the sweat shop the fuck out of it or something. You know, I'll take them way longer. Yeah. I don't think the tradeoff is worth it. For me, my thing, it's not an animation show. It's not arcane or something.

For me, my thing is just like I've gone to the point now where like I'm still going to be critical of things. Obviously, I'm a person, you know, unfortunately I'm going to be critical of things. But I'm like, please create something. If this is all so bad, this is all so problematic. If music is bad, if shows are bad, I would love as you create something so I can then rip it. That's what's so funny about now. I would love them. Like, please do this.

I'm seeing a lot of, not a lot. I've seen a couple of like comparisons about like avowed in Skyrim. Or it's like, this is what Skyrim was doing and how avowed it's like, it's not even doing half of this stuff. And I'm just like, brother, Skyrim is constantly shit on all the time.

It was. That engine is like made fun of all the time. And then suddenly like, oh wait, actually the engine's really cool. Yeah. Actually like the things that like Skyrim does is really. really great. It's so obviously like whatever fits the moment.

Yes. That's what I don't like about people's psyche. That's what we're talking a little bit about that with, with Assassin's Creed Shadows store. I'm like, they're fucked no matter what. Yeah. It doesn't matter how good the game actually is.

People are going to find, like I was watching some people talk about it. And even using language, like, I heard this about this. And I'm like, if you don't even know, why are you even fucking mentioning this? And what I mean by that is,

I heard, Yaske plays like this and I'm like well I don't need you to tell me that because you don't know you go off the gameplay of it you're you're yeah it's one of those things where it's like poisoning the well when you don't have to I'm like well first go and see

confirm it for yourself then then from your own interpretation I want to know how you feel about this not that you heard something and it to me it's a sense that it's like unfortunately you know it's called influencing for a reason to where you literally do influence people's minds that come to you for an opinion

and then now they have this opinion of this thing and I'm like, I just feel bad because like I would love for this game to succeed. I would. Yeah. I just know it's not going to. It doesn't matter. The issue that I feel is like a lot of people,

I don't know how you guys feel about reviews, right? But like I feel like a lot of people look to reviews as a template for their opinion. Uh-huh. As opposed to like an informative lens for which to view something. Yeah, that's everybody's unfortunately. I don't think like, because like I remember seeing, because I watched two reviews on,

avowed. Right. From SkillUp and Maddie. And both of them were kind of lukewarm on it. They were like, it's okay. It's like, I don't, I was expecting this and I didn't get this. And so like, this is what it's more like. And so I was like, I was watching those.

I was like, okay, interesting. Okay. I kind of know what to expect now, right? Like, I'm understanding like what it is and what it isn't. And so going into it, I'm like, I'm playing. I'm like, I'm having a pretty good time with it. I like it. I like it.

But I'm also aware of what it is and isn't. Yeah. Because I'm, when I go to a review, I'm using it to inform like how I should approach something. Well, that's the idea, right? What I should expect was I feel like most people are, like, most people are going to watch those reviews. They're going to play the game anyway. And then they're going to come away with the same. You know what I mean? They're going to be like, why is this skyrim? And it's like, it's not, you know, you know it wasn't. Well, the thing is that people, the problem is that people, it's so confusing. It's so can't. Granted, I, granted, I, granted, I respect those people. It's like, this movie is not good. This song album is not good until fucking Fantanos is it's good. Yeah. This movie's not. Granted, I granted, I respect those people. I think. I think. I think. I think it's not. I think it. I I think Elvis is awesome. I think Fantano. They're not doing anything wrong. No, no, no. They're just giving their opinions and they also always state this is my opinion. I can only go as far as I believe it is going to go with, you know? I even think it's annoying that you even have to state that. It sucks. It sucks. It sucks. It's implicit to the, it is. It was like say,

but it's a matter of fact nature of how people speak about things sometimes. That's the problem where it's like people are very matter of fact in their reviews. And I understand why because you're describing something. Yeah. Dahl, you're going to be matter of fact. You're a person. We can only describe things so well. We can't teleport our exact thoughts into somebody else you know. So it's like that idea of that dude. One of the weirdest things that I remember saying was like and by the way, I'm not saying about it's like perfect at all.

It's like fine and I enjoy it. But like there's just like oh you can't even kill ever any NPC. You can't do it on Skymother. Yeah, you can't do that in sky. You can't do that in massive. You can't do it in a lot of like fantastic RPGs. You can't. That's not how they were. It's very weird. Like I remember that being I wish you could. It would be cool. Like I I mean, but that's clearly not what they're trying to do. That means I'm trying to kill the yarl?

So when I hear stuff like that, that is 100% I would bet any amount of money, a parroted thought. Oh, 100%. Right. Yeah. The person I heard that from is definitely not the person who originated that thought. And I hate, that's what I hate. That's, and that's what, uh, the game of telephone. Exactly.

Yeah. That's the thing that's been bothering me about, uh, not the, not the culture or reject people that are talking about AC shadows. It's some other people that I'm hearing. I've been watching like a lot of stuff about it because I want to, I'm, I'm actually interested now learning about it. First I was like, I'll just play when it comes out. But now I'm more interested, and I'm hearing a lot of talking points that I know, especially when people talk about Ubisoft, there's things that I'm like,

I know you don't play these games. I know you don't, when you're talking about Ubisoft, you're saying things that are not actually in the game. Or I even heard like somebody say, oh, you can do this in a Saturday Street Shout. I'm like, oh, cool, yeah, you can do that in all of the previous ones too. Like, they're not, they haven't played this shit. They don't know any, and like, and it's a lot of people who don't play games. Yes. And I'm like, talk about them.

And I was like, I want to get your opinion, but you're exposing yourself. And unfortunately, a lot of people don't know this either. They don't know better. Yeah. And it's one thing because it's just like I get that games are like a, games are a luxury hobby. You know what I mean? They're not cheap. They're expensive.

Hell yeah. So like no one's expecting you to be able to play everything. 100%. But like, like you also don't have to necessarily like, you don't have to have an opinion about everything. Yeah. Like you don't need to. Like I remember like the suicide squad stuff. Like I remember I was like, I have to know what this is.

So, like, I played it. Like, I put, I think I put, like, 10 hours into Suicide Squad. And I was like, I do hate this for very different reasons than a lot of people were talking about. Right. But I played it. You know what I mean? There's a lot of people who hate that game, and I'm like, you don't have the right to hate that game. You can not want to play it.

You don't have no interest in it. That. But, like, you can't. That's such an insane opinion. It's, it's that. I hate this movie that I've never seen. What the fuck are you talking about? You can say, I have, from what I've seen.

From what I've heard, it doesn't interest me. Or, like, I'm not really. That's it right there. No, it's literally, that is supposed to be the default position. But then a person, that's not for me. But if a person starts their video like that, and people are clicking off that video. And that's true.

Yeah, yeah. I mean, I don't know how true. It is somewhat true. People do get mad, though, when you do, because they feel like they're being lectured when you try to talk in that way. If you're trying to be like, oh,

because they're coming there for that, like you said, that confirmation of, oh, I hate this because of what it represents or what. It's like a brave new world, Captain America, Brave New World.

There's those fucking people that are looking, clicking on videos. For you to be like, oh, I hate that Captain America is a black. This isn't Captain America. You know, like, they're looking for that opinion. That movie, too. A lot of people that I watch that movie are like, oh, that movie is like, it's fine. Like, it could have been pushed better, but it's fine.

Well, sure. And people are being like, it's terrible. And it's like, I heard that Red Hulk was in it for like seven minutes or something. Even though he's like main, main part of the marketing. Which is kind of shitty. It's, uh, it's, I assume. I haven't seen the movie. It's a little deceptive.

It's deceptive, but I assume that because it's like, this falcon. I did think. I think like I was wondering, my thought was, it was gonna be a quick situation. My thought was, well, somebody was gonna come and save the day

because how the fuck is he gonna deal with Red Hulk? I don't, I don't, I didn't get, no one spoiled it from me how it gets dealt with. But all I know is that it's just short. And so I'm like,

okay, well, that makes sense if he's dealing with a Hulk. It's obvious. It's like, it can't, I understand that that it can't be that long. I mean,

even like say, it's like a Spider-Man, Conway meets Thor. It's like, it's gonna be a moment. Avengers two. fight that long but like I do

You thought maybe you at least make multiple it would be something I guess it was It would be like a recurring thing Something Yeah it's it I haven't seen the movie though I haven't seen it

I heard it was fine The people that are mad That it's you know They like it's the same thing With everything They're not interested In the movie itself I heard that's like he's great though

I keep that's like he's a good actor Black than America I've never had a black than America Yeah that like the all of those jokes Captain African America America is great But yeah like all it all their

opinions fall apart because it's like parroted shit. We're like, oh, you don't know. Like Captain America, you know, it's a mantle. The shield is, was given to this guy. It's, it's his now. Fucking Steve Rodgers didn't own the shield before either. So like, why are you mad that he fucking gave it a, it? It's like, people that don't understand these things. They're just saying shit. Like, it doesn't even make sense. I've been going to do this my whole time being a Conbook fan, bro. The moment guy, the moment that freaking John Stewart shows up and I thought it robs over him, it's like, he's not the real Green Lantern. It's like, yeah, but he's the green Lantern that the original one answers to usually. It's like, oh yeah. You ran into that? Dude,

when I was younger, yeah. When I was younger, but it wasn't echoed the same way. It probably yeah, it wasn't as loud. You'd go on it for me, like, oh, looking up like, uh, because I did this one I did, uh, respect feeds, like respect for, uh, Spider-Man, respect for Green Lantern. And I'm going to look it up. And it'd be like these people that are like, and it was, it was obviously most people involved in a hobby where people that were like, just like it. Like, if I'm looking up comic books, I like comic books, like comic characters. Yeah. I'm not going to, going to come here to complain about this shit. I question to whether or not people in the video game space even like video games.

I don't, I think a lot of them like the ones they like. The things that we're saying examples of, it is so obvious that they don't. It's like, I first of all, anything that I like, that I really like, the only reason I would be complaining about it is because there's the potential for it to be good and then it fumbled. It's like a sports team. You criticize the sports team that you ride for because you're like, God damn it, suck. Like we could be better if they made the right moves. Instead of if I truly just hated

this thing or was uninterested, I wouldn't spend any time talking about it. And the way that these people criticize this stuff, it's not in the, uh, miss potential. It's in, it's like stupid like, say, Assassin's Creed. Oh, Yoske, black guy. Oh, uh, yeah, DEI. And I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? It really is like in the same vein of, it would be like if I started making videos about Final Fantasy or something. Yeah. Like, like, what you're doing here? My opinion on Final Fantasy means nothing. Yeah. Like who cares what I think about final vest. Same. It's, it's, it's I clearly don't like. Because I've seen myself very often, like, almost getting rage baited and being like, typing up a comment and being like, nah. Yeah. It's not worth it. What do you mean?

Like, it's about something, because someone's the son's stupid. Because I make a point about something on Twitter or wherever it is. Somebody makes a comment and I'm like, I haven't posted on Twitter in a while. That's not, that's not true. Oh, whoops. It's like, that's not true. Like, I know, I know this isn't true. I know this isn't true. It doesn't matter. And then I'm like, it's not worth it. Someone they probably could have found information to somebody. They probably know it's not true. There's, yeah, I, I've cut Twitter out entirely.

Or miss or missed so much better. I slipped up last night. I had, I had to respond to somebody. It just, it was just, it's hard to do at first. But like, I haven't even thought about it in a while. So I'm just like, I feel way better. That's great. I'm just playing video games.

I don't got, I don't got no idea what the fuck's going on. I, um, I, I spend about just like, probably on average, like two minutes a day. I'll just pop it open real quick. But then one. got me. It was too stupid. I'll pop it open to see if I got like a DM or something. I'm on Twitter a pretty decent amount, but I'm not, I don't comment. I try to keep it. I try to curate my feed. Yeah. And then I'm gone. I'm like, oh, this is a girl with a really big butt. Awesome. And then like, oh, comic book stuff. I need to turn my Twitter into that.

I probably would like just, just, just start following a bunch of like, if it's goonery. If it's goonery, if it's goonery, it might as well be a porn app, honestly. You might as well, like, that's a way better use of it. It real, really, then whatever it is now. I probably, I think I think I'm going to do that. For sure, goonery, I feel like, if you're,

like, really a gooon-esque lifestyle, yeah. I feel like the internet is awesome. Yeah, I think that's probably true. Yeah. You're like,

oh, I'm here to just beat my dick and have a good time and then, like, fucking roll over and go to sleep. Those people are stress-free. Like, they're fucking...

They're probably getting nothing done, though. They're chilling, man. Oh, yeah. They ain't getting enough. I, I, I, or they might be. They might just goun,

go to the gym, go to the gym, go to sleep. That's true. What a life. All right. I go to work. Should we get out? Yeah.

I throw up some way to goon. Dude. Real simple shit, bro. I mean, that's a good life, man. Actually. It's just fucking definitely I want to be informed about what's happening in my country, but also, fuck. I mean, I watch Kyle every day and it's it, it keeps my brain.

Kyle, Kalkulinski. Oh, yeah. I keep it with like the YouTube stuff. It's like it's less, there's something about it that feels a little bit less like I'm wasting my time. Yeah, it's better. I still watch. I keep saying I need to step back. It's still entertaining. It's entertaining to watch it because he's a funny guy. I'm just waiting for a period

of time where things slow the fuck down. Right. That's when I'll like, I'll stop. I imagine it has to at a certain point. It's not. When the EMPs go off, things are going to slow down way quick. This is his political strategy. It's literally what he's doing. I know. I know. Steve Bannon actually came publicly back in the day talking about that. Oh yeah, yeah. Just flood the zone.

He's literally what he said. 100%. Anyway, we're going to read our patrons over at Patreon on our Constance to Snark Tank now. They're $25 and up. Remember, you can donate two at that tier and get your name right at the end of the show, and I'll say it, and I'll say whatever the fuck you write, as long as I can legally do it. So count me down. Three, two, one. Deleted evil Tom Sweeney says, I love the gays, but they're not human. J.R.

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Doc Brown is supposed to be, like, in his 30s. In, uh, back to the future, the idea is that he's, like, fucking crazy and stressed out. Just, which is very funny. I think that's, like, uh, no, that's actually, actually like, me. Yeah, I think it's true. He's supposed to be older than he. He is supposed to be, like. He's supposed to be younger than he actually

He's supposed to be younger But not 35 I think it's 30s Like late 30s maybe early 40s or something Doc Yeah Yeah But I think

I think honestly This is not a meme I think what happened was like That was the original intent Was that like Oh he's like He's like this like eccentric fucking dude

He's like stressed out He's like obviously Even in the movie He's like fighting with like Governments over plutonium It's kind of crazy That was pretty funny So like

I think that is that he's like stressed out and he's like just aged rapidly but like look but the sequel like everybody thought he was older so like in the sequel there's all right he's just he's an old man well so uh look

I remember hearing this and I remember looking it up and finding that a lot of it was surprisingly not made up so here's I don't know here's the thing that sounds insane however it's a movie about time travel so that's actually the least insane thing about it so and it's also like the original version of it too

which is confirmed in documentaries and stuff about how they were like Doc Brown was like supposedly like originally like a like a pornographer or something Right I do remember that And then they bought Disney bought the script

And they were like we can't have that And there was like There was no way to explain Doc and Marty's relationship So they just didn't Which actually It's so fucking funny They were like yeah

They just know each other That's what I'm not That goes into what I was talking about A couple of weeks ago about like Or a couple of episodes ago About like There's really no such thing. Like as an idea, if you wrote that down on paper, that sucks.

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that could have been Shapiro. It's something like Ben Shapiro would say. I've never even seen this fucking movie, but I think this, I think this autistic girl should be killed. In fact, I don't think she's even, I think she might have been Hamas, now that I look at it.

If you look at the footage of hereditary back-to-bag and you look at it in reverse, specifically slow motion, you can tell that this little girl was indeed Hamas. Yeah, this was on some text for Hamas. And this was clearly representation. That is fucking crazy. That would be so fucking absolutely inhuman.

Inhuman. The kid driving the car was, in fact, trying to protect her from the little, the tiny little Hamas guy in her ears. I saw it, and there was one shot earlier on in the movie where you could see a tiny little Hamas man in her ear. Israel is right to defend his own. And he blows up.

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but I feel like I remember that being a thing. That's brilliant. Some lookalike was like, it's me, you know? That's brilliant. Dangerous, but that's brilliant. Yeah, she probably got sued. Benjamin Piro's sister must have money. Yeah, yeah.

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Maybe he searched that but tweeted it by accident. Yeah. I think that's what happened. That sounds more plausible. It's so good. Sex gifts. Did you see that he recently got hacked? Dean Norris?

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Were they the same people who did the Jim Carrey song where he's singing to the guy on the, on the roof? Jump, I think it's called, I think. That's, yeah, I think so. Is that the same? I think so. Yeah. What the fuck is that song?

How does that go? I don't, I know they have a song called, I know they have a song called jump, but I can't think about it goes at all. Oh my God. It's so, it's, I hear it almost, but I'll look it up. Jump. Go ahead and jump. I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend.

I was hoping you weren't going to get it. I was going to try to put something else in your head. I think I thought I'll try to put Van Halen. Go ahead and jump. Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, but you got it before I can do it. Can I tell you something? I do that to myself so much that I'm immune to that. just talking words

into people's fucking minds that jump those chords I remember I used to end videos with those chords With that dance There's something so funny About like a freeze frame In those chords

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His wife. She had like a big butt for someone. He was talking about it. JFK's wife. Oh, oh. Okay. That picture. Why is her ass so big? What's going on? That's an iconic tweet actually. It is. Like a guy talking about like JFK gay as fuck.

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JFK is gay as fuck for falling asleep, blah, blah, blah. They're stealing it, but there is a person. Here's your 2024 reminder that JFK was gay and had a boyfriend. And like, there's like these pictures of him like with his homie like, like extremely homo erotic. And I was, I had no idea. I had no idea. Huh. I was like, I don't do that with my homies.

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You have been, you have been given the honor presidential medal of freedom for your services I don't know fucking pirate stuff or whatever the hell you're doing JFK and a fucking yakuza game would be fucking awesome by the way I would love to see that

yeah yakuza yakuza x jfk that's the next oh my god you're gonna put a big crossover that's gonna be there's gonna be an ether once it goes live

and then one of them we're like it's a great idea it's a great idea one of the developers that's brilliant why didn't we think of that Get on it. Get on it right now. I mean, it feels like that's what they're doing now, right? They just put JFK and more thing.

Like, when he was in Call of Duty, I remember that being like one of the few times I wanted to play Call of Duty. Because they had him as a playable character as in Zombie. Right, right. And he was like, uh, that was my fellow Americans, where he had to kill zombies. That was cool. And I was like, which who else is in there? It was it like, Vidal Castro. It was Castro?

I think it was like that along those lines. It was a missile crisis era. It was a Cuban Missile Cris. It was JFK, Vidal Castro. Okay. Fucking, I don't know, Maryland, Merrill. I don't know. Fucking...

And I think... He was interesting... Mr. Ed. Imagine! Welcome to the 30-year-old podcast. Fucking. Look at the 30-plus-year-old podcast. We mentioned Mr. Ed and Short Circuit.

I would have been like, how did I miss this? How did I not play this? Where there's a fucking... J.F.K. V. Castro, Maryland Monroe, and Mr. Ed. There's a talking horse with killing zombies. That's not even a 30-year-old thing. Mr. Ed is so old. mom probably right but what I'm saying is

nobody below us I don't know I mean where the maximum I don't know I don't know I can't punch the head and a fucking jean fuck you Charlie fuck you

I'm a fucking horse Charlie I'm a horse and I can talk help me I don't remember I don't remember anything about I've never seen it by the way I just know that it exists

I've watched I have watched long episodes of that show you should be I haven't you should be I did not have control of my TV until I got one in my bedroom. I had no control. What are you fucking watching the fireside chats?

Like a fucking loser. I'd watch that. I'd watch fucking, um, what is the fucking old? He still does. He watches. Jeopardy. I love Jeopardy.

Prairie use fireside chats. He watches the Prairie Fireside chats. I love Jeopardy though. I'd watch Jeopardy and, um, Jeopardy and, um, fucking Wheel of Fortune, uh, Family Feud, um, Price is a Right. Like, I'd watch it like that all the time when I was little. And I had fun as, I was like my time when my grandma. I watched cool cartoons.

Yeah, the only I did too, but it's not as much. The only jeopardy I watched was like a live show. It was like a live jeopardy and it was called Women in. Ho! Played every night at the train station. I wish like in fucking shadows and not shadows class is the fucking game with the fucking that's fantastic.

The Indian angry, it was a game with the angry Indian fella. Assassin's Creed 3? No. The angry dude. The angeredian fellow. Asuras wrath. He's not Indian.

He's Japanese. His name is Asura. Osorah's wrath is an Indian game. It's about Indian stuff, I'm mistaken, right? Holy shit. I could be wrong. I could be wrong. My apologies.

His name is Asura. I know there are Buddhist characters in it. Sorry, Buddha was Indian technically. My apology. My apologies. His name is literally. It's not Vivek. It's not Vivek's wrath.

The Vesrave. With the arms. Like he's such a He's such an elf or something I don't know what is he looked like You play Suvibib's wrath? Subav's wrath I actually would at mine

Sandeep's rap Sandeep's rap Rishiki's rap fucking Or Shiva The classic she was Named Shiva would be in it There's not enough

When is when is the one You know the black Wukong so they China got their shit What is Kratos is going to kill those stupid Indian god. Honestly, stupid idiot. That should would be mad,

fucking funny. I would be real. I would rather they do that in like subvert. I actually would be okay with subversion. Boy, don't eat that non. Boy, don't buy street food. It's poison. No,

slapping it out of his hand. Oh, no. Oh, my God. I'm sorry. Just upsetting. I actually feel bad because they've been getting like a rough dog related. They've been going. Yeah.

Indian street gods? Boy, I have to put my foot in it My God told me to I have to put my foot in it I have to not wear gloves I can't They're getting so much disrespect It's so funny

Dude, I don't know where it came from It's TikTok I think Well it's it was that Well whatever Reels probably Because I think Reels is like The racist version of TikTok We know we have to apologize

Should we like text Mudahar or something? Yeah He apologized He's like the ambassador I think Mudahar He's Canadian also, though.

Oh, fuck, but he's no. He's Muslim also, too. He's not, he's not. Oh, he's not. Oh, he is. Whoa. I thought you were with them. Huh?

You're, you're, you're anti-Semitism. Are you good? I'm an anti-Semite, yes. But I'm not Muslim. I'm an anti-Simic. Who are you on? I want, sir. I want everyone's side that's...

My name is Mappi Shapiro. Who are you with? I don't, I think of everybody's enemy. Oh, he says anyone can get it. I mean, that means I'm everybody's side. My name is Miamis Shapiro, and I don't believe in the Indianians. I don't believe they're fucking stupid and lame And they're stupid and lame they have dirty feet

It's a fucking elephant who cares Curry tastes growth and spicy birds Your gods are elephants big deal I see those at zoos It's lame That's crazy You can't see Jesus crying at a zoo Well

Once upon the time yeah I mean he was kind of displayed Like a yeah I was like they're Jewish What He's not a he's not their god They don't care I don't know

They don't like him They canonically don't like him Well they're canonically him though Are they? He's kind of one of them Something like that But they don't like You lied. You lied about this. Here, big rock.

Big rock. All right. God of war. Curry. What is the next? What is the next one? What is the next one? Aree like a thoree? No. That's such a stretch.

That's the same. Do you get it? Currie like three. Did you just see it? I'm going to move on. So fucking stupid. Post clarity nut. Crato's being a fuck out of a small Indian boy.

Sprotor the Balbarian. He's just on the streets cleaning him up. Scrotor the Balbarian, Hunter of Cock. In the moment in God of the first one, need me some calcium cannons right now. He's hitting fucking balder like this. He's just slamming. His wrist is loose.

That's how hard he's just trying to hit. Oh, God. Need some calcium canons right now. Deporting my cum to the unconscious ice. It's your filthy boy. Boy, watch where you step. What? I know you're talking about Jada Stevens

in episode 299 being a Trump supporter, Sweeney. Shout to Mike. She is a one too, but it's not her. Who is, wait, Jay to Stevens. Who is that? I don't even know.

She's like a famous. She's like a white girl with a big butt. That was the porn star. Oh, oh, is that, I'm sorry, I missed the name. Just he's clarifying. Well, the name is you. A bunch of them are.

Oh, the person that he was looking for. A bunch of them are fucking Trumpies. I think a lot of them probably a turn coach, right? Remember that fucking bitch that has a kid with Wiz Khalifla? She turned coat. Have you seen how she looks now? No, I blocked her. Well, I didn't block.

Because, like, we were, we were cool, we were casual. Like, we were, because she's like a huge fan of, I can't remember her name, Amber Rose. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's a huge fan of a system of it down, and we bonded over that. And then I saw her just get, I just, I can't, I can't see this. I can't later. This actually looks now. Yeah, that tracks.

Let me see. You become a piece of shit. Yeah, she looks fucking microwaved. Yeah, it's a piece of shit. You fucking, you want to join it on the dark side, and you start looking like fucking palatine. Those black jeans are losing a fight, man. Yeah.

Those black jeans have the fucking little revive arrow over it. Remind me. The crawling animation, the red screen. And then a little fucking, a little fucking wretch comes up to you and it's just like. And then, it's so ingrained. That game is great in my head so many ways.

I love it. I played that game so much recreationally. It's crazy. It's definitely one of those things that I don't consider it being one of my favorite games, but technically it is. It's definitely one of the games I've played the most. Or it's one of the most games that impacted that era of my life was like, it was that in Resident Evil 5 were the games that like I really played.

I can't wait for that. I can't fucking wait. It should be relatively imminent. Oh man, I can't. I wonder if it'll be at the Nintendo Direct actually. Would it be? I don't know, maybe Five

Why that? Why that? Because it's old So like it could run On like their new hardware Because the new hardware is gonna be Just the PS4 I'm not saying it would be I'm just saying like

There's a lot of rumors about that Like a remake of it? Like a re- I don't know I guess you're right I don't really know I don't know what the fuck they're gonna do They if I'm telling you right now

I'm sure the Nintendo console is not gonna be able to run that shit well Well, it doesn't need to run it well Because Nintendo fans don't care I guess that's very true Pokemon runs at 10 frames a second And people are like, I love it Dude, I was talking about that

In a group discord of a bunch of people I played Digimon I was like if any other AAA franchise Like released a flagship like that They'd be out of the race Like Pokemon Scarlet and Violet was so bad It was crazy Granted they were rushing to doing it The developers didn't finish the game

The way they wanted to But that is a game And like that you're done You should be done after that. Nintendo, they've, they're in a great position. They've brainwashed everybody. Specifically the Pokemon company, man.

Like, they just, they don't have to do anything. They don't have to fuck all. Like, they, they do worse job than fucking Powell World. Yeah. But yeah, I don't know. Yeah, maybe the, maybe not the Nintendo. I don't know. I feel like it's imminent, though.

I feel like it's coming. Oh, man. I can't fucking wait. Like, within the next few months for sure. I just want to see grab. I want to, I just want to tase. the like you this stun rod I just want to try

what did they recast cast a Chris Redfield and it's it's that little the dancing midget from Twin Peaks Wow this fucked up because I would still play I'd play it more I'd still play but I would also be like

what is this why did they do this I would I would love I would love I want to see how Sheva's gonna look that's what I'm like She doesn't look I mean, Ada Wong, they leveled her up crazy in the last few games.

Like, low-key, I don't think anybody looks worse. Yeah, I have no complaints on the looks. I want to see what Jill looks like. I really like with her fucking crazy tight suit. She's going to look good. She's going to look weird. Her eyes. Yeah, but I think purposely they did that because she's supposed to.

In what? When she's all controlled with that dumb thing in her. Like so. I really liked how she looked in three. I thought like it was like a really good design. Yes. She looked like not a. super white person in the new three

and I remember her being like very white in the last one. Right? Wasn't she? I don't know. I mean, wasn't she like very very pale in like original three? And I think the graphics are too shitty for me to really say Okay. She might as well have been a fucking Muppet for all. Yeah. Dude, I cannot wait. Do I cannot wait to shoot the motherfucker with the chainsaw

with the fucking rap on his name. Yeah, it's stupid. And I have punched him and I'm back with Chris. That dropped the electric ass. Oh, dude. I just want, I just can't wait. There's there's those big guys look like Rick Ross that have the Jet Gatlin guns. Oh my God, yes. Those fucking guys. I would yell how he'd punch him.

I remember that. I'm just so confused by it because I feel like that game still looks really good. It looks pretty good. I like the way that game looks. Like, like, from a, from a art design perspective, I like the way it looks. I can't wait for the fucking crazy steroid infused guns. Those guns got so strong in that game, it was obscene. Yeah, I'm just, I was like, oh, let's not get, we got rope.

We got rope to do it when I tried not to. If we go to New York, maybe we'll find a way to beat him. Derek suggested no, said Chris. Why not, Sweeney asked. Craig the Canadian, I only do casual racism. Ranked racism has too many sweats. It's your boy, Shawnee D. Major minority.

Stark Tank fans are now homeless and deported. And. He licked it. I don't know how I would react to that if I saw that in public. Somebody licking a cookie. I would stay far away from them. That's all I know. I think I would stay there for a while.

I would want to see like how committed they are to it. crazy this you would stand near a weirdo are you kidding watch them on the phone yes it's crazy do you know where we're from yeah but people walk past people don't stand it like oh you're crazy first of all people literally do sit in the park

just to watch crazy people yes too but not right next to them I didn't say like right next to them you just did that yourself that's very true because I'm thinking like you're this close to someone that's looking a cookie you're like no I'm saying like I would like observe it from a distance yeah just like you're in the mall you did that yourself you You put me next one for some You want to be next to him No, I don't

I'm in fact scared I thought you want to be next to him Did you lick it in half? No, I had a heart attack Because I see the XLR cable Do it fucking gave me a heart attack It's like I looked down

And I was So for those of you don't know We had because we had Lylon We had to hook up an extra XLR for the temporary mic For guests But I kind of have I kind of did this

Like I used like a not a zip tie exactly, but a something that's kind of tedious to undo it from the bottom of the table, so it's just kind of dangling. Yeah. And Derek saw it and freaked the fuck out. I hope I got your face on camera for that. It happened one time, like where I don't know,

it was just a few minutes. Yeah, it was like seven minutes or something. Yeah. And so now like, oh man, that's fucking my heart dropped, dude. I was like, how? I was like. I had a heart attack. Why?

My heart attacked me. No, it's literally fighting your body. Fucking heart. Star Tank fans are now homeless and deported. Servers 8267. I have watched every episode again, and I've come to the conclusion, Sweeney's empathy is schizophrenic.

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So you get like, you get a Ziplog? It's both. They're mixed up. The comic courtesy to separate things. That's so fucking Come fermented peanuts God Christ It kind of grossed me out a little bit

Just thinking about like These peanuts Oh dude That'd be wank in that bag And you would fucking You would vomit in it It would be rank in such It would be like

What a revenant would smell like It'd have the stink It'd have the stink lines On the bag Yeah Punching Nazis Through Sweeney's tooth gap Sweeney's improv class

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We're just disappointed. Jarvis, take me off Epstein's Black Book. Now presenting, our special guest, Mollesto the clown. I love that. Phil Collins in the air tonight tune. I can feel it coming in my ass tonight. Oh, Lord. Homo.

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fucking like three quarters of the fucking song essentially like on the radio comes on I'm like hell yeah see that interview with him where he was talking about it's like a recent interview where they're like I think his like kids are interviewing I was like where'd you come up with like that drum phone and he was like I'm fucking that was just the one we did that take

apparently it was like entirely improvised every single time they played it they were just like this is the one and that's the one that's crazy I wonder what other one could have just been like it's some crazy shit Brub brough Brick

You break your snare Oh by the way Did we ever mention I don't think we ever mentioned it But I do want to I do want to mention it There was a I don't know why

Or how the fuck this happened But on a recent episode One of the recent ones In the last five In the middle of Swin talking There was like A fucking slow motion demon voice over him

That was me No idea what the fuck that is My only guess is There had to on his channel On what we record Something must have happened Because why didn't it happen It wasn't every

It wasn't like just that patch of audio Of like everything I think it was just him Yeah I think Nothing makes sense Because it was definitely like a pitch thing But I don't do anything

that would because like if if I it would should there should be more of that or something yeah I have no explanation to how that happened yeah so I it was funny because I was like it scared the shit out of me and it scared a lot of people too and then the comments were like I love the comments because it was all like trying to figure out like why did they do like what is that and so people were like I think it's a censor uh like I think it was censor all this all these explanations these conspiracies and it's so funny because it's like we just genuinely don't know and it's like it's one of those things to where conspiracy you understand how like like say something like nine 11 like sometimes shit just happens dude like like sometimes shit just happens to where it's like you have all these

logical like occum's razor things and there's like actually no shit just kind of went something weird happened and um as i've gotten older i've been more accepting of that of certain chaotic things yeah it's like a i remember holding a jewel case you know a cd uh cd case and then tower records and i dropped it and it just landed perfectly like that. I'm like, this will never happen again. Yeah. Like it just, you try. You were like, I want to try something. Yes, you can't, you can't replicate that.

It never happened again. Yeah. And it just, I took a picture of it. That's how rare it was. It's like you're putting a bullet against. It means. But like, it's the last, that's the last picture on your phone before they find you dead. I'm at it. And they look at your phone. It's like, what the fuck is this? What is this mean?

Yeah, what is this mean? And I bought that city specifically because of that. did that. You know, the band turned out to be pretty good. What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what's he he? Uh, it was a band called bloodlined calligraphy. And, uh, they're a hardcore band from Michigan. Chick singer, big black basses look like you.

Except for that nigga died. That nigga died to sleep. So I have actually, it felt really bad. I was like, oh, they're working on the second album. That nigga died shortly after it dropped. That's crazy. But, uh, you're, you're here and you're fine. You're older than that nigga when you died.

So I think, uh, you're good. Oh, man. But, uh, yeah, anyway. What, that was one of those, those special moments. We're like, literally it'll never happen again. I can't believe you didn't mention it. Like, I remember making a point to mention it and then I just forgot. Yeah, because you showed us the thing.

So, of course, we were definitely. I was like, what the fuck is the thing? And then me, I was like, and you're probably like wondering, oh, I wonder why Derek did this. Yeah, I was like, I was like, what is it? I thought it was like you were joking or like it was a sensor or like, but my thought was, okay. Because I've had things like this happen with like video clips where like I'm editing a long video. Yeah. Or like a long podcast.

and I'm looking on the timeline and a macro sense and there's a clip that's so small that I don't see it until I zoom in but it's also so small that like how the fuck would I find it? I thought maybe like you had dragged the podcast into the editing window and maybe that audio was like there from like a leftover project

later on you know what I mean? Oh yeah no that's what I that's what I because that would be my assumption At least it would yeah it was there is so many there's literally nothing because I do the same thing each time there is there's not that many processes so like the first thing is just compression.

Yeah. And then I noise reduction. Yeah. And then I EQ. And then I smash everything together. I merge all together. Do one more compression, let that, at a smaller scale just to make things match a little bit more.

And then once I do that, just a little bit more of the higher frequencies I take it off again. So it's just a little, it's just a series of that stuff. Yeah. And then just put the intro in the front. Yeah. And then there's no, there's no pitch stuff. There's no there's nothing like that.

So it wasn't even like I accidentally hit it at some point because it would have affected the entire track. Yeah. So that's what's so weird to me. Like I don't know other than this thing because I will say this. Sometimes it actually even happens to the switch or two sometimes that it won't just be one track. It'll be like 20 minutes of the of the latter half of the file will be split into a second file. It just something. It just has like a little, it like has a little hiccup.

You have never mentioned this before. Like it'll have a hiccup and then it'll start. There is no, it's completely not cutting anything out. But it's just in two separate files. Like 20 minutes of it is in a second part of it. Weird. And sometimes it'll happen to the audio on here. Almost as if there's like a power surge thing happening that just makes it hiccup.

Oh, maybe. And we start immediately. And, but it doesn't, none of the audio is missing. It's just a separate, a second track. of the end. And so I'm just thinking maybe something weird happened in that moment and only once out of all of these episodes. Crazy. Yeah.

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Oh, the layoffs. Yeah. It is crazy. makes no sense. It's like the most successful game I've seen in a while. Yeah. Yeah, it's just sad. Really if GGA 6 comes out, it's like, we made $5 trillion. Time to fire everyone. Yeah, bye. We're gonna have 100 people. Take to take you says it didn't make enough trillions. So like you don't get to health care now. That's such an insane thing to say. I know. It's gonna make so much money, man. It's gonna be fucking ridiculous. I'm not. We should, should we do like a, a betting pool of how much it should make like within the first week or something? What do you think? How much it will make is, is hard to predict? How many...

Sales? How much money in sales? Yes. Or like, or how many copies will it sell? I think it's a better... That's, yeah. Because like, there's no telling what the fuck.

Because, you know, micro transactions and all that shit. Right, right. Yeah, I guess it should do that. Because it will make billions on the... Because that's how it was before. Like, because I was... On GTA 5, it was a copy.

It'll make billions on the first week. Yeah. So it's almost pointless to even bet. That game's going to make so much money. But I think... I think it would be... Yeah, how many copies on the first week? How many PlayStation's are on the...

There's 75 million PS5s out. it's going to be exclusive to next-gen consoles. It's not going to be on PC. Yeah. Probably, there's only like maybe 30 million Xboxes. So there's a hundred million so total. I would bet in the first month,

I would wait. The first month I would, I wouldn't even be surprised if it hit like 20, 20 million. Which is insane, by the way. That's like ridiculous. Yeah. I think,

I think Eldon Ring was insane and that sold like 11 in like a really short amount of time. but it sold seven in a week right I don't remember exactly it was crazy though um like that's unusual like a million copies period is is impressive

for a lot of games I think uh Kingdom Come hit like a couple million no yeah I think it was like oh man I'm so bad with numbers on whatever the fuck it was it's over a million

whatever it was I was like holy shit yeah like I had it I just wasn't expecting it I don't like it was that popular it definitely the first one wasn't even close to being like it was It was more like the slow burn after.

Yeah, good word of mouth. Yeah. Positive reception. And then... Like this shit's not even... Were they even advertising this on fucking television? I don't think so. That's what's like...

I were seeing Eldon Ring fucking... Because I think it did so well because of the campaign they did. Even my mom was like, oh yeah, the fucking Game of Thrones guy made that shit, right? And I'm like, it's crazy that you even know anything about that at all. Yeah, my aunt was telling me talking to me about Eldon Ring. I was like, that's how you know.

Something's crazy stuff. That's fucking done. Apparently night song or night rate, whatever it's called is amazing. Is it? People are like it's really fucking good. It sounds like it resolves. Yeah, it sounds like it resolves a lot of my issues with it, honestly, which is just like, I don't want to spend 80 hours doing this shit. So it looks like, you can do 80 hours and 40 minutes.

I was like, cool. Yeah. It's going to be fun. I'm going to try it out. I'm going to play it when it drops, which is the end of the month, which sucks. So for perspective. Our friend has it. Yeah.

Won't let me use it. I bought a Dark Souls lore book. Oh, yeah? Yeah. It was like one of the. first time, second time actually that Instagram advertisement made sense to me. Every now and then you get something like that, yeah.

This was a, who's that one guy that makes all the lore like Vodita? Yeah, yeah, he's involved in the project. He's so fucking cool, dude. I was like, I love his content so much. There's a paperback that is way cheaper than the hardcover. The hardcover's like fucking like almost $200. I'm like, yeah, I suck my dick.

And this one's like way cheaper and I saw I bought it. There's a. So for perspective, for perspective, GTA 4 or GTA 5, sold in the first 24 hours 11 million units so it sold 11 in one day but that was with at the at the tail end of a generation uh-huh so like there was a lot more people with that machine that could play it very true okay yeah that's a that's a big caveat because like I probably won't contribute to the sales because I don't have a new console right and I don't think I unless the game is like if I see some shit that is just earth shatteringly fun, then I'll cave.

Yeah. Otherwise, there were, there were 85 million Xbox 360s at that point or something like that. And there's only like 75 million PS5s, you know what I mean? So like, it's a smaller pool, but I wouldn't be surprised even with that because I would bet that if any

game is going to sell consoles, it'll be this one. Right. Yes, absolutely. I think people are going to, I wouldn't be surprised to see like, the only fucking reason I bought a PS4 Pro for God of War back when in the

Twins. So it's like, yeah, GTA 6, absolutely. And they'd be retarded to not do some bundles, you know. Oh, yeah. I'm going to guess 30 in the first month, which is fucking absurd. 30 milly? Which is fucking absurd. But I think in the first hour is maybe 15.

Yeah. Huh. It would be my guess. 15 first. 15 in the first day, 30 in the month. 15 first day. I think that's kind of conservative, actually. It sounds nuts, but also it does sound a little conservative.

I think that's safe. Yeah. I think that is safe because Yeah, I can't I don't think I can't I don't think I can come with better numbers on that. Let me add a cure. What is what? What are we at now?

Is it like all time? That is fucking what do we at? I want you to guess how many copies GTA 5 has sold to this day. I want you to guess. 126. That's a good guess. What are we got?

210. Wow. I mean, it's a good guess, but also not really. That is a fucking crazy, bro. Wow. What? That makes sense, though, I think, because I think I own it twice. I, well, hmm.

I think I have it on, I think I got it for free on it. I got it one time. Oh, yeah, I got it for on three. What the fuck? Oh, I got on. Oh, wait, I must own it on Xbox One. I'm assuming. I have it on 360 and I think I had it on.

I definitely have it on 360 You had the two disc, right? I think I haven't on PS4 actually So I have it three times I never beat it Damn it So annoying You never beat Skyrim though either right

No I beat Skyrim though either right No I beat Skyrim Oh you did Yeah the main quest Oh yeah I thought I don't know how you beat Skyer It's kind of weird Because like

I was having this conversation With a friend of my recently Where I was just like Let's say you beat Skyrim right Let's say you played through From the beginning of Skyrim To the end of the main quest Yeah

That takes you what like maybe like 30 hours Yeah 30 or maybe conservative Probably yeah So it's right I don't remember

Let's say you spend All right Let's say that's That's one person Who played Beat Skyrim in 30 hours And then you have another person Who played Skyrim for 200 hours

Hasn't finished the main quest Who Between the two of them Has the most right to review that game Um They both have different You know what I mean though Yeah

I'm like I don't know I would actually argue The person I pay 200 hours Yeah I would say so too. I would say that too. Because it's kind of like even, let's just go to sports for a second.

They have like you can beat the seasons and stuff. People aren't. Or let's better, better example, Call of Duty in the campaigns. Yeah. Right? Like the people that are playing multiplayer for 100 hours versus the person that beat the campaign, I would still, the people would want to take from the people that they're mostly getting the multiplayer aspects out of it. And people doing the side quest for Skyrim.

most people I literally have like talked to two people about the fucking main quest in Skyrim. Yeah nobody cares about the main quest It's all about the sides like I talked about my friend Punching Aldoene three times and killing it because he was so Opie he grinded before the trainers were because it was on 360 He grinded so hard that he like no gotlins nothing Punched Aldoine three times and he dies

Yeah like it's a totally normal game like you know Yeah, it's the side stuff that makes it special and cool It's fun I mean I like being in a yeah He just beats the he beat the fucking a So easily, he didn't do anything special, didn't do the whole flying. He didn't do none. Adweens literally a god. But I guess what I was saying is like, because there's an argument about like whether or not like, like, if you haven't beat a game, you shouldn't be able to review it.

And I think generally I would agree. But then there are those kind of situations. Yes. So like I don't know if I would. Some games are very narrative focus or a game that's a half a narrative. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

That's insane. Yeah. I couldn't get past the fucking car in the beginning. What about BG3 though? What about BG3? That's, that's complex. It's complicated, it's complicated, but I really do feel like you, you gotta reach the, you gotta, each act is really important. Like, I can't, I can't really respect your opinion if you haven't, if you don't know what the fuck's going on.

I can't, like, it's too, it's too much. Like, you can put so much into it, but the story is so fucking compelling as well. A hundred hours in fucking just the beginning. Like, you can be like, you can recommend somebody like, I'm enjoying this world so much, but it's like, damn, you're also missing such a significant portion of, of, like, never getting to Under Dark. You pay $100, you never once another dark once. Yeah, it's kind of, it's weird. Like, even though technically, I still think it's, if you want to be like, from what I play to this game,

it is so fucking enjoyable you should play it. I can take their word for it because I'm like, yeah, the world seems pretty dope. But also, I'm just not going to come to that guy if I want to know anything deeper about the game. Eventually, you just can't get experience in that game any players anymore, right? You just can't get experience anymore in certain areas of that game, right?

If you just keep doing everything, there's nothing left for you to do. You just can't get experience anymore, right? I guess not because it's not super, it's not like fucking Skyrim where shit just randomly generating all the time. It's kind of like I've killed everybody in the grove. I killed everybody in the goblin camp.

I killed the witch. Man, I don't want to talk about Skyrim. I'm trying not to play it. It keeps coming up and then it's just that urge rises. And I'm like, out. It's a different game, though. It's not a Skyron game, but it's still scratch the same inch, though. Sort of?

It's actually more fun as an act. actually like it's combat is fucking fun. I sure would hope so. It's like it's it's a really, because like when you, you know Skyrim is always like a joke when you like you, you hit somebody with a sword

and they barely react. About is like the opposite. Whereas like you slash somebody in the face and they like it drags their face down. You get somebody with a hammer and they go, they go flying across the room. It's really fucking satisfying.

To just hit people and cut people in that game. Like I love that. I love yeah. Like that because yeah. But it's more about the action. Like it's not really. It's more, it's more Mass Effect than it is.

Balthersgate. or like even traditional Bethesda. I might. It's more like on, it's like more hub oriented. It's not sprawling in the same way. How long is the game you would you say? I mean, I don't know. I'm like, it's like 16, 17 hours in.

And I just got to the second area. But I just, but I, huh? What level are you? I'm level nine. But I think it's like, it goes up to level 20. I thought. Because I think, because I think it's like there, I think there's going to be DLCs for it.

But I don't, it feels. It's like a short. It's like very short, I would imagine. Because it's obsidian. Like New Vegas was short. Outer Worlds was short. They're like digestible small kind of RPGs. It is scratching a Skyrim kind of itch. But it is different. I wouldn't compare it to Skyron. If you're like, if you're looking for like, oh, I want to pick up everything and, you know, fucking, you know, complete open world. It's not exactly that. Last thing. When do you think we'll hear anything about? What the fuck of Elbe Scroll 6? When will Elder Scroll 6? That's like, Hey, Hey, fucking Jeff.

Hey, Jeff Keeley. Did you do age your brother school sick? He just shoots you at this point. I think we'll hear, based on what I know, I feel like we'll probably first hear about it again

maybe next year. Maybe like summer of next year. We'll hear about it. But then it'll be like a 2027 release date or something, 2028 maybe. Why is that, Who is that?

That's you? Is that you? It kind of does look like you. That's Ujahama. Who's that? Who's that? You Jirohanma. From Bakke's, Bakke's dad from Bakke.

Oh, that's story. Baki's dad's a rapist. Wrap this up. Yes. Well, I mean, I didn't know that. Did you not read what I just showed? My villain art continues. I gained access to the account.

The thief made on OnlyFans using my information. Didn't even buy good porn. That's a sad thing. What a bitch. What a waste. I know. Spending money on lame porn must be fucking heartbreaking.

Will Smith was on ex-C's podcast. Why? Oh, stream. Sorry, stream. Why would you do that? I don't know. Because he's a fuck.

Will Smith is so out of touch, man. That's so crazy. At least go on speeds. What the fuck? Yeah, like what? Excuse me? He's fucking white Canadians.

I show niggas would be a good idea one. I mean, really, he's kind of everywhere right now. It's weird. It's insane. I can't even hate on him. It's like, oh, man.

He actually got, I thought it was a bit, but he apparently got actually hurt at Royal Rumble. Yeah. Maybe he got speared really hard. they're like fuck them up. Yeah, yeah. He's a legs run over by a monster truck.

At the Royal Rumble. That did. I forgot that they had the monster truck come out. Yeah, the 30th entry in the Royal Rumble. Yeah. And now for surprise, you're gonna have to fight this car.

Did you see him running again, I guess Noah Lyos? And him being like, I could have beat No Allows, but I got like a better start or anything like that. And it's like, bud. I don't take,

it's like Bud. Anytime he says anything, like that. It's like speed. Look, you are fast. You are a quick kid. I stop listening when that's what Noah does. That's when I like, I stop listening at like when people say stuff like that. I'm like I'm like that. It's not, you're not, you're not, you're not a serious person right now. Holy shit. The misanthropes had a guest. P.P. Sorry about the dilly in the drawing. Currently watching my left ball apart. We'll get back to it soon. Come face. It's like Clayface, but well, you know, me be fishy. JJ. Tom's Farr. Speed.

Calling you out. Calling you alone. I know you, I know you listen to this podcast. He's a 20 year old kid. I know you're a big fan and you've yet to express that as much, but I've seen your history on your YouTube when I hack into your shit. I'm challenging you to fisticuffs and the way like this, though. You know, you know, the old way, the Irish boxing type shit. Speed, don't fight this, nigga. He's going to kill you. But also, let's do it.

Also, don't do anything stupid. I'm ruin for you. I feel like speed is probably really fast and strong. and would piece me up. He's probably stronger than he should be for his eight. Like, oh, he's physique.

I have technique, but I feel like he's just, like, I don't, I'm fat and old. Like, I think he'll beat the piss out of me. I did see if he was,

beating somebody up, but it was like, it was a progerian. So, like, I don't think it mattered. I hope he doesn't do anything stupid and gets fucked

to hooks over his career. I hope he just like, it will. I mean, he's already, like, he's already. Yeah,

but I hope he's like, he just like, I think he's got to John Sweeney is a sweet and beautiful angel. John Strickland, Merck's 1889. No happy endings. Left ball hangs lower club president. Everybody's just waiting for Kai to fuck up.

Him and Kai. They're just waiting for him and Kai. They're just waiting for me. Call me Dr. Jagoff and Hyde. They're just laughing now. Jamar from afar. Hey fellas. I found the seven dragon balls.

Nuck, derrash. Guy is going to get roped into sex trafficking that he had nothing to do with. Who do you think you are? Some of his homies. He had no idea. Something like that's what happened. My seatbelt getting stuck. My seatbelt.

getting stuck as Bumblebee transforms. That sucks. That sucks. But why doesn't he wait until you get out? I don't buckle the thing about himself. Isn't he ain't control himself? He can't he unbuckle it.

There's like a video. So he wanted to kill you. There are these videos that there's like this group of sketch comedy guys. There's like this really big guy. It's like really fat guy. And he's so funny. But like he has a,

I remember seeing this one bit where he like he goes into a He's like the bit is that like he he's traumatized by Seeing his friend die in a transformer and so he's like getting into a car really like really slowly And he's like jeez like cholting it's like you don't know for sure I can't remember who those guys are That's insane is like bumblebee just don't like you or you bumby you have control of like when you can also eject me Yeah like they have all this shit and it is like nah I'm gonna change all you're in here any examples of that happening.

He's just like, I'm tired of this, nigga. Do you think Brian Thompson's last words was, ah, well, got stuck in the snow for two weeks. It was a bit cold. Oh, yeah, the snow shit, everything is upper north. That fucking huge fucking cold front that's going in on them. What are you talking about? In New York?

Upper America in general. Oh, I don't, whatever. Whatever. Good luck. Hey, man. Climate change, ain't real. Yeah, you can there freeze or die in a fire. Pick one.

Fire tornadoes. Fire, flaming ice. Nice. Flaming ice. So stupid. Remember that fire tornado that showed up here? What? You don't remember that?

Actually, like there was like a like a little cyclone like fire during the wildfires. That's pretty cool. It's fucking awesome. But it was also like, what the fuck? You can't fight this. Definitely creepy.

Yeah. Who does that? Somebody does that as a... Johnny. Is it John? Johnny. Johnny and Storm have a combination right now are Marvel rivals

that literally does that. Exactly. Interesting. What were you talking about? Because there's no one you were talking about that. No, I was thinking of some different. I was thinking of,

Fay Long's, his, yeah, his kicking and lights you on fire. Your, your context clues are funny. Because, like, he's clearly not talking about Marvel Rebels. He doesn't play it.

No. But he's like, who does that? It's like Johnny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Like you're thinking of Johnny, clearly.

I know you're talking about. Or Ken Masters, literally. Who's Ken from Street Fighter? He's those? He's, he's Masters? Yeah. I don't know any of those.

It's actually. Ken Master Race. Fun fact, he's Asian. What's what Yoshubisu's last name? Who? Who wrecked on him? He's... No, he's always been Asian. He's white as shit. He's, he's half Asian, half... Like, he's from... His family's from Japan, but his dad is a white man from Japan.

Texas State or Salad. Jared Fulogh using Doc Brown's Time Machine to molest himself as a child. Shot young Sheldon says Chris is a Philton Island, N-W... He's not Japanese. Caldusack. Your hair for the wedding, Nikki Ziggi. Sixty-one Shades of Gay. The Quartering exploring his new sewer layer after being flush down the piss drain. Wumpa fruits. are laced with estrogen crash. I guess I don't remember

to the Epsler. Sorry, Miss Jackson, badly brave. Dog, the baby hunter. Ethereum needs help lowering his weapon in Hale 3. Orange Man Hunter. I think I've ever seen his mom

so I can't say, yeah. Melfis 1 and rounding out our list, as always. God. King of Hephazard. Shout out to Melfus 1 also. He's been here. Yeah, shout out to you.

He's been here. Shout out to everybody that I like, but the ones I don't like, not shout out to you. Yeah, amazing. I noticed that the the gap tube things are kind of disappearing.

Not my gap, though. You want me to smash your teeth in so you can give veneers? No. I don't, well, you know, if you, are you bothered by your gap? Not at all. I think you should be.

You can try to sell it. You should be bad to eat it. Let me bat your teeth in.