The Snark Tank - #304: Put Your D**k In Your Pants

Episode Date: March 4, 2025

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Sipping on promatizine With lean I fell in love I got that shit on a lot I fell in love With lean I fell in love That song is really catchy Yeah doesn't sound like it Oh yeah not for me

And welcome to Star Trek tag podcast welcome Hello everybody it's me Chris It's him Kingston it's him Derek We're all here We're all here Look at us You okay That was the sad

That was like a post car crash face I am I don't know why I'm unreasonably tired I don't think I should be I slept on my I guess I must have like slept On my neck Because I fucked it up somehow I like that like when I'm sleeping directly on my neck

Like I'm kind of vertically Vertically Yeah You know with someone like that I'm like if someone came in here And put my partner on their neck And then left In the night of the dead of night

While I was in the bed with them You just drug them Put all the drugs in them so they can't get up And then you just turn them upside down And leave fucking paralyze them Even there for nine hours like that And it's like all their blood's going to die Or they're not be able to walk anymore

Yeah I woke up feeling just paralyzed basically It's pretty good Yeah well there goes I like that It's a good feeling Sometimes Paralization?

Yeah because you don't feel anything You know I don't want to feel anything anymore Yeah Imagine being paralyzed Saying that while wearing an emin essence shirt is awesome Yeah

That's crazy. That's crazy. You turned it to 12-year-old yourself. Is that what's happening? You got pulled back into your 12-year-old body. You were like, I'm so mad at the world. That's what's happening, right? I put this on, and I'm like, oh, everything sucks.

I hate everything. Everything is so sad. The world is such a cruel place. It's so weird that I was, there's this really old guys in his 50s on a 90-day fiancee show named Gino. And he just broke up with his whatever in that show. And then he's, he's old. And he's like posted the,

wake me up in side song or whatever. Like it was like, I was like, what? That's so fucking funny. It's just weird that I'm like, okay, to be fair, maybe that guy was like in his mid-30s or something when it came out. I'm like, sure, you can still like it. 50 years ago. Yeah.

That shit came out like 20 years ago, I think. Yeah. Probably like 21 years ago, I think. I think it came out 2004? It was like pretty early. Something maybe even lower. Maybe I think it was in the 90s. Maybe it was even, I wasn't, I wasn't, 10.

Well, he was alive. I was, yeah. He has. from then. I lived through it pretty well. We just kind of act like that. Does he know? Oh, man. Did I...

Am I not real? That's a wild revolution to have. We're a Star Tank podcast. Go to Patreon.com slash the Star Tank. Support us over there. Toss him a dollar. I need a dollar. He needs a dollar specifically.

He's about to get evicted. The moment you realize you're a part of someone's dream, but you're not the person. What are you saying? how do you realize it though? Like you break the mold for some reason you're like, this is a dream of yours So you're sentient

I'm gonna not exist Don't wake up Yeah, as soon as you wake up you're done So you're sentient and somebody else's dream Isn't that just basically what inception is Actually? Literally, isn't that kind of the point of that movie? I don't think there's no

I don't think there's actually any real point other than hey, look at this, what a cool concept Look at the spinning top Look at the deeper of the dream you go the more time slows. So you go in layers and layers and layers and it can seem like years of past but only seconds of past or something, it's gay.

It's actually very... It's not gay. It's not gay. It's just stupid that there was... Again, I'm not trying to do that hereditary thing. I promise. I'm not trying to do it this time. It's just like, people are saying this movie's deep or confusing. I'm like, no.

It's the easiest thing. It's not confusing. It's not at all. It's conceptual. It's fun. Like, can things be fun? and not be, I just don't understand. Like, it's, it's exactly what it is. And people are, I just see it three times.

And I'm like, what do you, what do you mean? Yeah. It's not, the media literacy thing, dude. Well, well, that is, it's all it is. That's a movie. That's a movie that people like really over-exaggerate the, the, the, the, the, the, the, confusing. I think people are used to, because when no one's movies just generally being kind of like,

you know, weird and, and, uh, conceptually, like, heavy. Yeah. But, like, I actually felt like that was like, no, I, I know exactly what's happening. Yeah. I was asking a question, what's confusing? That was the thing, I guess, I wanted to know when people were saying because it was a big, it was kind of like a zeitgeist thing. I think people just were saying it, I watched that movie once. Uh-huh.

I got a blow job during it, and I've never watched it again. So you didn't really watch it. I was watching something. I was seeing things. I saw the guy fall into the pool and I was like, interesting. Interesting. I saw it. It was a cool, visually, cool movie, fucking great soundtrack.

Is it? I mean, one of, um, Elliot, Ellen, Elliot P? Elliot it's Elliot it now Elliot pages in that movie right? Yes Yes yes And of course Leo because he's fucking always involved in some shit now Yeah

I liked it I didn't think it's not good enough for me to want to see it like multiple times Like I actually thought like Shutter Island was better Not a Nolan movie but uh Leo DiCaprio is in it Oh You want to talk about a movie that's more interesting And could challenge your you know Brain a little bit more Shutter Islands are actually a really fun fucking movie

We actually watched the last five minutes of Shutter Island That's right. And it was all credits. That's right. Wait, wait, wait. We watched, I don't know why. How does that happen? I suggested we were, we drunk or something.

It was like a party. There was something. It was wrong. But we were like, let's watch the like the last five minutes of Shutter Island. But not the movie, like the overall like file. Okay. So it was just credits. And so we watched the last five minutes of the credits of Shutter Island.

And then turned it off and didn't. And that was it. That was ended up night. I don't know why we did that. That. Okay. Yeah. It was interesting.

That's a lot of names there. A lot of names. Long credits. Yeah, man. A lot of people were going on that movie. I liked Shutter Island when I saw it. I saw that in theaters on a date, I think. I'm pretty sure.

Oh, no shit? Yeah. He was like, whoa, what a twist. Like, yeah, it was pretty good twist. It was fun. I like the movie. Wasn't he the crazy person the whole time? Wasn't it the twist?

Yeah. Spoilers for Shutter Island. He was gay the whole time. Yeah. It was just an allegory for gayness. Shut it like his asshole did. Yeah. Right.

Yeah. Shudder. Can you shudder? What you're talking about? Shuddering's a verb, right? Yes. Yes, you can shudder. What does shutter mean exactly?

Like to shake closed? I mean, shake open. Shudder is like, yeah. I mean, yeah, somewhat like. I shudder at the thought of this person. I thought shuddering is like forcing something. It might, hold on. Because now that you're saying that, I'm like, wait, do I know what that means?

In a human context, I feel like it just means to kind of like waver kind of, you know. But. I think it just means waiver in general, actually. Well, waiver is the thing you sign. Because you're wavering. They're shuddering. So you don't shudder, you waver. How do you shudder the fuck up?

That was good. That was good. That was good. That was an obvious one. It was obvious one. All fucking conversation. Okay, how about in a human context? Oh, is it saying like window shutters?

Yes. A device that open, okay. English is just so stupid. closes the shirt. Oh my God. How about more? Stupid, man. I know.

Google, give me more than two. Ask ChatT. Yeah, I got, okay, here we're going. Music, uh, in a verb. Uh, shutters. Oh, my. It means to like to close or to like wither, like generally is the idea. Wiver.

Yeah. Like, like a, like companies often shutter. You know, when they like go under business. I've heard that before. Like in like a headline. It's like shuttered, uh, you know, a WB just shutter. They just shut down fucking all those developers. Doesn't surprise me.

They're putting all their money into the guns movies. They closed down the people who did fucking fear and middle earth shadow of war. Yeah. They're doing that because they, first of all, they've had money problems for a long fucking time. They've been a terrible fucking, like for a long while. Like to the point that this is like literally going to let's keeping them float is HBO. HBO and Carton Network, I think maybe. No, not even Cartoon Network.

Carton Network's gone. It's not gone. It is. I'm pretty sure. there's no more cartoon network? I'm fairly certain that there's no more Cartoon Network. I could very easily be wrong here

but I remember seeing that like all over Twitter for like a week that Cartoon Network was gone I don't know if it's the building because the building around where I live is it was a Cartoon Network building and they sold it off to like some other thing now it's like Hollywood Productions or something

I have no there anymore No no. It doesn't see CN's gone It's not Cartier Network anymore but like I don't know if that means they moved it to like a different place But then I saw, I don't know It's weird

WB's fucked Terrible Stupid The only thing that they've had Of any consequence In the last like I don't even know Like 10 years probably

Is The Harry Potter The Hogwarts legacy Game that sold like 30 million Fucking copies It's insane And that was just a rehash Of like

That's an old IP That they were like Oh We need something old That's all they got They do Harry Potter fans They eat that shit up man They own so much shit

And they just they just do everything wrong. Yeah. I was just thinking about all the DC films that came out that I didn't see. Oh, yeah. So many. So many. I haven't seen either Shazam.

I haven't seen Aquaman. I saw the first one. I thought it was fun, but I just, I was kind of like good. You know what I mean? I'm like, I don't need another one of these.

Especially since it didn't have anything to do with the rock was not going to be involved with it. Oh, did see Black Adam? Black person? Yeah. I did see. So me and Jojo. We're like unironically big fan.

Or I guess it's not ironic at this point. We've got ironically fans of the rock and we like watch all this dumb movie because it's literally the same in every single role. Yeah, you want to see what he's doing. So I was like, oh, let's see if there's anything different. He's just always just like, I'm a cool big man. I love drinking piss. Yeah.

I love drinking piss and I have big muscles. It's the same thing. I love half black Adam. It's really cool. Have black Adam. Half black Adam is a shame. It was completely forgetable I don't really remember

anything from that movie That's bad That's really bad for an action film Yeah it's really Usually I'm like Oh there was that one fight scene That was really dope I don't even remember I mean superhero movies are struggling in general

But like they're particularly bad Yeah They need to just stop making superhero movies homogenous You know To make them like this is a superhero movie I don't think they're that gay Oh, okay, so Um, whoop,

Stunlocked me. Oh. Did you guys see the Blue Beetle or whatever? I did not see that. It was fun. Really? It was the problem

was it was just like It was just going to go nowhere Because that universe is gone. Well, I think Mexicans or Caribbean? They're Mexican. That's why I didn't see it. I'm not interested.

I could give a fuck. That's crazy. That's crazy work. Do you know many Mexicans I've seen in media? I get it. I get it. Oh my God. Yeah, is there a lot of them?

That's the thing. the default Hispanic in media. You're definitely right. You're definitely right about that. I'm just thinking even though it's default, even when it's default, how often do they do it? I remember it being fucking mega often. I've seen, I've definitely

seen them cast as just straight white people as Mexicans constantly. And I'm like, what are you doing? You're not even cast. They're right downstairs. You can go on a scene like, hey, you want to be in a movie like, see? Let's go with you. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, they are flipping it on its head Because I don't know what the hell Pedro Pascal is, but Chilean. You Shalane? Yeah. Oh, that's interesting. Yeah, because he's, uh,

I feel like he, I feel like at a certain point he's going to cause some like culture war fucking bullshit. He's not white and it bothers me the clan for so many white people. It really bothers me, but like, at least when they make the thing.

He is a white person. He's white passing. When they make, right, the character brown after him because Joel, they made Joel Hispanic. Even though he had, Joe Miller.

Absolutely wasn't his man. I mean, we've been talking about this, like, Joel, fine, which is, like, I have, Yoel, Joel. The thing is, like, I have uncles who look like that, though,

is the thing. I mean, yeah. So it's just like, I have uncles look like you. That to me, it's not like, it's not like, it's not like they catch,

like, Donnie Yenne or something, where it's just like, there's no reality where this, this could pass, really. I am, I am, John Mila.

His men are chameleans are chameleons. I am John Miller. They fit kind of everywhere. Fucking, Mishu Yo, I am John Miller. I do. I save.

I save you, Ellie. I save you now. It's me. It's me. It's me. Anyone that has to say that, get away from it.

It's me. It's me. Please, please bereave me. Why did you say that? I threw my phone on the ground because I was so upset. Bereave me. Beave me. Please.

Please. Please. Please. me. It's me, Joe Miller. Mirror. It's mirror time, baby.

I'm a cold beer. I'm mirror right. This is so fucking crazy. You guys talk about me. You guys always say it's me. I'm doing, you believe these things.

I don't believe that. I think it's funny. I don't believe. I mean, I don't believe it. I've watched you. I've watched you stand on rooftops and like stare down at like, there's a Korean. Dead eye, dude.

It's like Joel. It's Korean. Dun. Dun. Viet Kong. That one's Chinese. Definitely Chinese. Definitely Chinese.

I can smell them from here. Jap. Is it Chiana Reeves? I don't know. It's that, hmm. I'm not really sure. That's Mongolian. He thought he'd died for me.

Adam Driver is also confusing to me. I don't quite know. Better kill him just to be safe. You better kill him just to be safe. Sweeping measures just to be sure. No half measures at all. You go out of time. You look a little too funny.

I feel bad for... Draw your blade. I feel bad for Asian people because, like, it is very clear to me. I'm speaking for myself that I do not take the racism against them is nearly as seriously. Oh, absolutely not. Like, absolutely not. Yeah, I mean, it's different.

It's, I feel it, you know, it shouldn't be, but it's so, like, I get sure you can say there's levels to it. Of course. You know, when you think about, like, a lot of the things that Asian people have gone through, like horrific things. Like, oh, yeah, internment camps. Like the plights of the struggles of black people, especially black Americans, very similar with Japanese people did to Chinese people. extremely horrific tales. Yeah. Maybe not for nearly as long, but actually that's that's ignorant to say.

I think the, the warring has been gone for a very long time. And so that fucking, oh shit, my friend, I forgot, I forgot to hit them back up. But like the whole culture shit between here in particular.

Yeah, what I'm just saying is how much, how divisive they are amongst each other. Yeah. It's pretty crazy. The history between them or in many other Asian cultures have been like crazy. And, I don't really

I don't really I'm like whatever Wait why because they're like Because they fight I don't get it Well just the horror stories of like Subjugation and And war and just terror Yeah

And then we're just like Well when it comes to black Americans When it comes to black Americans And Asians in particular There's a lot of like separation shit We're just like Asians make a very solid It's like how Mexicans out here Act towards black people out here

because I'll hear Mexicans make a very solid effort to not be around black people particularly California and Latinos in general particularly in New York you can't help it you can't avoid being around other people that are different from you can't get away from these fucking guys unfortunately you know

I try to avoid Dominicans like the fucking plague and I just couldn't they married into my family oh my God now it depends because there's a lot of at a certain point like especially like a lot of the West Coast like gangster shit was really just integrated with like Chicano shit. Oh yeah.

They all started dressing the fucking same. They all started like having the same fucking low riders and shit. It all started just melting together. So in my little neighborhood, everybody was cool with each other. But then like I'd go a little bit more to East LA and it got kind of weird. What you're doing here for you. Yeah, he still was a little weird. Like I remember one time I went to a backyard.

In the bathroom pissing. What do you mean? I'm doing here. It was good, fool. Let me see your dick, fool. Let me see your dick, fool. This guy did that to me. I was just walking back to my, not in the, not that.

Not that, but he was trying to check me in that, but not check my dick. Which, you know, probably would have been more of a pleasant experience than just some random asshole just at, you know. Let me see your finger fool. Oh, where you from, dog? What the fuck you from? And I'm like, oh, my. I was like, really? Let me, her vet.

I just came from a backyard show. Like, just trying to enjoy it. And I'm just like, this guy's fucking, that's what you just said. Where are you from? I'm from the backyard show. I just told them, I was like, oh, I grew up in this bathroom, actually.

I go from this bathroom, fucker. I went to school in this bathroom. Speaking of checking dicks, the guy who was being his dick, he got slapped by lightning. Remember that, like, guy somewhere in the Middle East was just being his dick. And the dude slapped the fuck out of him and woke him back up.

Oh, you're talking about that guy that had, he had his dick on that old guy. Yeah. The brain only functions in references. Yeah. Like, you can't just have a guy. At that time. you're such a shithead

yeah he's a put your dick in your pants and like I like it's not because you know like when you want to end a sentence it goes down like when you're done I know what you're saying you're done and it like you go down as like a period

there's like a completing note yeah so you're talking like this and then when you're finished you stop and then so it drops and then him he's like put your dick in your pants and it goes up like I have more I have more to say

and then you just laughs the lighten out And then the echo, put your dick in your pan. And that guy turns around. He's like, I'm back. You saved me. You saved me. I'm finally back. And then he kicks him down the stairs.

That sucks. That video's amazing. It's a classic video. It's good stuff. Fucking old guy. See how old people are funny, man. Yeah, they're the best. Yeah.

When it happens to me, I hope somebody puts a bull in the back of my head. Yeah, I want to hold on for like whatever, you know, when Elon Musk is, you know, killed and somebody takes over neuralink and it actually starts becoming something competent and then I'll wait for that I get old, I'm getting seen now, then they'll put it in my brain and then him walking away and leaving his kid on stage. You know what I realize

recently they kind of made, it kind of ruined an entire character for me. Yeah. Leon Kennedy is ruined for me. Why? Why are you going to ruin it for me now? I'll try not to. Okay. I don't think this is very specific to me. Okay, okay. Because I don't even I don't know. I don't know. Risen evil I like.

but like I never loved it anyway but like I saw this you know that welcome Happy Birthday Leon like decorations in the police office Yeah Oh sure I was reading it and I thought it said

Happy birthday Elon And I was like oh no It's the same It's the same letters Just yeah He's just like a little He's a remix And I'm just like

Oh no That's very interesting Elon Elon Kennedy. That's gross. I'd love to see him die in Raccoon City. Yeah, I love to see him just get devoured. I mean, it'll be a good idea to mod him into the remake.

The remake. Yeah. And just keep having to get killed in every scenario. Yeah, somebody out there mod, Elon into every video game where a character brutally dies. Like, make, make, replace him. Who's that guy in God of War that gets his? Oh, my God, Helios. Helios.

Yeah, yeah. And Balder. Heels already kind of looks like him. Fair. You cut a little bit. So just go ahead and fix it. Fix it up. Fix it up.

Yeah. I love that idea. I follow an Instagram account where it's just like video game deaths. Yeah. And I... That's so crazy. Some of the ones, some of the obscure games I've never played, the deaths are so stupid. Yeah.

And it's a fun. It's a fun account. But yeah, Elon, I would dedicate an account to that. If someone, if people actually started doing that, just compile it all together. Make everybody feel good, you know? You got to get the dialogue right too. You got to, you got to. him in.

Yeah. You gotta dub me a lot of his I don't even know how you would even... How does he sound? It's hard to do an impression of him. I don't know. He has this whimsical kind of voice.

Cretos. And a lot of... He does a lot of that shit. Cretos, don't... Do not hurt me, Cretos. That's it. Please.

That's it right there. Comedy is... Oh! No. This is not the comedy that I wanted. This is not the comedy. This is not... The left hates...

God's. Bro, did you see that it is absolutely confirmed that he was afraid that he was going to get assassinated? Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. The chick messages. Yeah, so that Ashley St. Clair, is that right? His X-Y. Was that the right name? Um, she leaked for anybody that doesn't know. Uh, that was his latest baby mama. That's the, that's the one. And he's ashamed of it because it was, it's the same as

everybody else. Uh, somebody was simping to him, a chick. And then he fucks them and, and impregnates them. But via IVF, I guess, because I guess he can't actually shoot sperm and get somebody pregnant directly. My ropes are very thin. I have thin, I've thin, hilarious ropes. Hilarious ropes. It looks like spider silk. It's the kind of comedy that they hate comedy. They hate comedy. They're lying.

They're lying about my ropes. They're they may be thin and they're hilarious and they're actually very capable. They're very capable. They're full of great DNA. I don't even know what IVF is. It's a silly. You're a silly man. You're silly people. So look, he was afraid of being assassinated. Yeah. And what we all thought was true before is now confirmed where he had a X or whatever, the kid, the one of the kid, carrying him around shielding his head.

Like, you know, giving him back rights in public. And we were all like, oh, we just said that half joking. Like, oh, he's trying to protect himself from getting his, he's trying to use his kid as a fucking meat shield. Yeah, it's a half joke. But it was like also like, I could see that. Yeah. And then the text message just confirmed that he was. For 100% worried about getting killed,

which you should be, let's be honest. After Trump, I'm next. He should still be. He should still be. They should all be worried. They should like, imagine, but look, it's just crazy. Imagine you're afraid of getting your head blown off

and knowing that you use your child as a shield. Go, he's scum. He sucks. It's a level. You don't understand. I have so many others that it's fine. That's very true, Elon. And you do have me.

How many kids do you have Elon? I don't believe there's a way to quantify that. Oh. I don't even You're a genius So I'm going to take your word for that Wow Elon You're a genius

Who's that? It's me We are kind of the same Me and I It's me Joe Rogan You sound That sounds exactly that Krillen It kind of did on accident

Yeah Don't put Krillin and Joe I wasn't trying Wow Joe Wow wow wow What I did sounded more like the pig It's crazy man

What is the name Oolong? Oolong? Yeah, that was kind of Oolong, yeah. Sounds racist. It means racist. It means port.

Does it? I think it means port. That's also, that's what I mean, though. It's just kind of like, that would be like, this is my, this is my black child, Negro.

I was just like, I mean, all right. I guess. It's a little different because it's a pig. I see, I see, I see you're trying to thought.

It's just your name is what you are is kind of wild. Yeah, it's like butcher, butcherson. Butcher, butcherson? So is he, what was having like ultra lesbian?

I don't get it. That's fucking... Butch is such an old term. It is. I don't think I've ever used that in my life, like earnestly, but I heard it a lot. Butcher. It's like, mask now, right? People would say mask instead of Bush.

Do they? I don't know. Yeah, kind of. Like, masculine? Oh, I didn't know that. I don't know. I'm making shit up. I think you're right.

I feel like I am right, though. I like saying die. No, I'm kidding. I mean, it's a cool word. There's a funny sound. There was a, like, I saw a picture. It was, they were at, um, that's crazy. You can't say it, though.

We were at a, yeah, man, you always got to bring it back to that, don't you? What? Wait, whoa. What, uh, damn. I don't remember I saw this picture, but it was like these two lesbian, it was two different types. And they were wearing shirts. And one of them did. It said, uh, it said, Bush, it said, Bush, the Dick Van Dyke on it.

You know, it said Bush Dyke on there. And I was like, oh, I guess that's still, because it was like a modern thing. So I was like, oh, I guess that's, some people still like that word. It's an old-timey. Yeah, it's like smoking a cigar. Like, where it's just like, that's not a common word really at all. But like it's, it's like elegant. Yeah.

Because it's so old. To me, it's only like, just, I like how all of those old school lesbians that really wanted to pass off as masculine all had that same crew cut. They're like, that's the most masculine haircut you can have. I'm like, I don't know, that's the gayest haircut. It sucks. You look like an idiot. You look at a fucking true carry.

Like that's the job, though. Yeah. It does the job. It does the job. It does. It does. It does send a signal to you immediately. It sends a signal, and you do understand it immediately.

You're either gay or in the military. It lets you know, like, either this is a challenge or it's trying to work away from. That crew cut, man, like that's, what is it, the buzz? Yeah, I don't get that all the time. That's crazy. That's the military cut. This is what my dad would get me. You should do that right now.

I would hate that. I did like it, like, because there would be a point where it would be so short that, like, the back of your head was, like, pointy. And I loved that. It was like a brush. It's a cool texture. I don't really get that because it's like, you know, it's like wavy and soft. Yeah, you should definitely do it and wear these old green like Vietnam-like threads. Yeah, like a green tattered Vietnam vest.

Yeah. With a plaid button down. That's made mostly. And incredibly blue denim jeans and brown boots. Yeah. Stop smelling. I mean, I mean, start smelling by stop showering. Yes, stop showering is very important.

Keep like maybe a cassette player that kind of like that thing you have. Oh, the tape recorder, yeah. Yeah, but just let it, it just plays fortunate son over and over. Yeah, it plays fortunate son. Occasionally interrupted by a video diary of me explaining how much I'm, I deeply want to kill my show. And then it goes back to Fortune's. And then it goes right back to it. I let the idea of just recording in between.

the song. It's just like a tape. You record over it. It ain't red, red, red and blue. It ain't me. It's so sad. Perfect audio, though. The audio of the song is flawless. I like that.

It ain't me. Gris wants to kill himself. You sing your art. You sing. You sing a suicidal version of it. All right. I want to die. I want to die.

I want to die. Ooh, somebody take my life. do you I guess well I don't know There's not really much to talk about Really That song is such a same piece

To um Oh my god I forgot her name Michelle Trachenberg Yes Michelle Trackenberg You know her from Buffy right I know her from Buffy But my favorite

Her underdog role was was Joe Tripp That was the underdog role And I was like damn I knew very little about this I missed everything that she was in Mm But watch you

Your O Trip is one of those movies is that it's bro i watched the first five minutes of your trip but i shut it off immediately i was so like i was so not into it what uh immediately when was this do you remember years ago yeah like long as i like probably like 2016 2015 mm you're too old yeah that's true too old yeah when i was like 12 13 i was it just fucking hilarious yeah i watched it when it came out who was in that movie um no one notable man well he just plays a he's in it rock star he's in it yeah it's in the beginning yeah yeah I remember feeling like this is probably going to be the peak of this. It wasn't.

There's, there's, a, a couple of people from, like, SNL, there's this one guy that plays this Italian dude. Oh,

by the way hand? Yeah. No, not him. It wasn't him. The Italian guy made me laugh my ass off. He was funny as well. Miscusi.

Yeah, miscusi. Yeah, miscusi. This is this rapist on the fuck. He's just a sexual divian on the fucking. He was trying to sexually assault this guy the whole time. And it was insane.

Yeah. That sounds very funny. It sounds like, me be a. Licking him and shit It's basically that but Italian It's a gay Pepe Lepeotu It's a gay Italian Pepe Lepeu

So Pepe Lepeu Well no Pepeleleu was clearly not gay Yeah he was not gay He was extreme He was heterol rapist He was skunk French That is crazy really That was insane

You definitely He's done he's gone forever Yeah they don't bring him back one more I haven't seen Pepe Lepeu at all Gates, he's Pepperlick canceled. I think I saw him in, wasn't he in Space Jam? I thought he was in space jam. He might have not.

He could have been in the second one. He didn't, that's what I mean. He didn't speak. I mean, if the clockwood orange people were there, why the fuck can't pepperlet people do there? That's kind of what I'm saying. It's like, they had the clockwork for orange people with everybody. I think the whole thing was that they had him in like a seminar or something.

Oh, did they? Yeah, I think it might have been a cut scene from the movie because they were like, this is too edgy. I'm like, that would have been in the first one too, right? I think he might have been in the first one. Yeah. I think it was in the first one. I think they, at that point, they didn't care, right?

It was still the 90s. Bugsby's a raging bigot. He's a bigot and he's also a sexual harasser because he keeps kissing Elmer Fudd when he's not asking for it. He's a transphobic. He's a piece of shit. He's just a huge monster. Imagine someone, like, harassing you and they also kiss you too. They beat your ass.

They're terrorizing you and then they go, mm-hmm. Like, he kisses Michael Jordan. Somebody beating your ass and then kissing you passionately afterwards. It's terrible. There's, I don't think there's, they could have taken you. That's all they should they could have taken you right there. There's, I feel like that is more disrespect. I'm not, it's kind of, for some reason, that's more disrespectful than straight up just getting raped.

Like, what the fuck? I don't think it's not as violating. It's not as, it's because, look, getting violently beaten, obviously is worse than getting slapped, but there's something that is so disrespectful. You know what I mean? Yeah, for sure. Like, I feel like in the same way, if some motherfucker just passionately kisses you, then, like, then violently, like, just been you. Because that's just terrifying. lying, but someone like,

what you're going to do about it? And you can't out. You can't battle them. You're like trying to get them off you and it's just like they're like a stone wall. It's so, like, the rock,

the rock coming up to you and just passionately kissing you. And he just can't do anything about it because he's so broided out. Okay, come here, buddy. What's you going to do about it, Kingston? I was kissing your neck and shit. I remember, I'd be so sad.

I'd be so sad. I'd be crying long tears, but I'd have the most. like, if you smelt what the rock is cooking. It's almost locked in face. It's me Stone Cold. Steve Olson, what you gonna do about it? Oh, hell.

Yeah. It's disgusting. And you're just being assaulted. I remember watching, I watched a clip from the Baywatch movie recently. Right. The degree of roided out that both Zach Ephron, And the rock were at that movie was obscene. Zach Ephron.

There's a May watch movie with Zach Efron? Yeah, the rock. What? It's a fun movie. I did it. I definitely had no interest in seeing it. I should have seen it because of The Rock. I'm supposed to see every rock movie.

That's why I haven't seen it most Rock movies, actually. Have you seen 127 hours? Oh, with the Rock. With the Real Rock. The Rock where he crushes, um, what's his name? James Franco. James Franco. Yeah, he plays, the Rock plays that rock.

Listen here. at you bro and you're not going anywhere and he's just like oh rock what are you doing why you doing that to me the rock stuck between a rock and a hard place oh fucking stupid it's just it's just two hours of james franco screaming in pain and like the rock's face superimposed on a boulder yeah and it's the rock's face you're going like the boulder doesn't care anymore about crushing your arms you guys don't watch that i've tried to remind let's get of questions. People that watch that show.

That was great. That was excellent. That's great. We're going over to Patreon.com slash, uh, what is it? What is our website? Whatever it is. You guys know it.

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Try it out. It works. I promise. Try it out. He says. You know, I want to do, I have, I came with an idea recently. And I wrote it down because I loved it so much. You have to do a karaoke night, but it's all Stephen,

what's a Rocky? What's his name? Sylvester Stallone. Oh, yes. It's Sylvester Stallone karaoke night. Oh, right. You talked about the last episode. I have to do it.

I just want to, I want to cede this idea. I want to be like, Mr. All right, so let's get into questions. Start Tank. Ask your questions over there. Absolutely talk over me. Mr. Derek wrote it. Nowhere.

And I know there. everyone gets scared. I'm not sure what he's doing. I don't know. Who is that? What is that? What's happening right now? When we were,

you know, a song stop and stare? Okay. Who are you? Like in general or like context of what I just said? He used to do that when we would record remotely. And I would just delete his audio.

Just delete his audio? I would just like, what the fuck you? What do you do it? That's sick. You and me. All right. Mr. Derek wrote it.

He says, Hey, black, black and black, parentheses I don't see color. Oh, he's blind. Cool. Yeah. He's literally a blind person. He can't see anything.

He only sees black, probably. Got a question aimed mainly at Derek. I'm a sheltered white dude who listens to metal and have bounced off of R&B. I've listened to before, but finally gave Tyler the Creator a go, and he has to be hooked. Any further recommendations for similar artists

that may work for a metalhead? N-word the Creator, huh? Yeah, he's pretty good. He's not bad. For people that like metal, like, so the interesting thing about that, there's a lot of people that like metal typically like things that are a little bit more

on the conscious side of hip hop. But like, if you're looking, he's looking for more experimental stuff, like Tyler, I guess. I think Tyler is a very particular kind of artist. Because I would go as far to say, like, Earl sweatshirt and stuff. I mean, if I'm a, I'm a,

I'm assuming if he's if he's doing any type of like like if he's looking for it, Jason thinks he's, he's had to have stumbled upon Earl sweatshirt. I'm imagine. You would assume, but he's asking, you know? He's asking, but I'm also thinking like he probably knows all about odd future. I'm assuming. Yeah, it's out of future. I'm assuming. But if he doesn't.

RMB too. RMB, who's a really prominent race on RMB right now for like that's also a rots. Hold on. So I have a, there's, for me, he's hit and miss, but he has a lot of good hits. It's, oh my God, Tech 9. So Tech 9 is somebody who's also, he's kind of involved in the mental community a little bit. He kind of likes a lot of that shit. But I would say his catalog, he has a, he puts out too many albums.

Let's just put it that way. He has way too much shit and he's always doing these dumbass features. I mean, he has a feature with the Serge Tonkin has a side out, an album, the lead singer of a system. And then he's featured on one of the songs. straight out the gate or something, straight out the gate. And then, you know, Sir's doing this. Oh, I'm Sir. You know, that shit.

It's a surgey thing. I'm sure. No, I'm surge. And then fucking Tech Nine's voice. Blah, blah, blah. Like, he just, that's basically, if you don't know what Tech. That's actually like Tech. That's, I thought he was here.

I like Technon a lot, but I understand the kind of music he makes is not for me at all time. It's kind of cringe. I'm be honest. I like him a lot, but he's also very, like, especially he would, he would, like, hang out with a lot of, like, that ICP type of shit. He would, like, dye his, like, hair, die his beard. Timno, like, Hobson. Like, Hobson's talented as fuck. You're really good rapper. Cringe as shit. Grinch of shit. Really talented, though. Short and really talented. They haven't, okay, here's my ultimate, and this will get you started guy. One of my favorite tracks from them, it actually features, it's on Tech Nine's album, all sixes and sevens, and there's the song called Am I a Psycho?

And it has, so Tech Nine, Hobson, Hobson's excellent on that song. And, like, if you don't know the cringe nature of him, you're just like, oh, who is this guy? He's dope. And then, BOB actually kind of not being gay. Like, BOB is on this track, and he really kind of just, like, it's, mine of my favorite verses of him because usually when I hear B.LB, I'm like, this guy's fucking gay, dude. He's a great producer.

I think BLB's a very solid producer. People don't know about his producer's scale. Really good. Very good. But insanely stupid, man. When he raps, I, usually I'm kind of like, I'm usually doing this. It's usually kind of like, it's like a, let's put, you know the song, um, beautiful girls, beautiful girls.

Is that the guy who killed himself? Yeah. Oh, he said he was going to kill himself in the song. Is that, where? Are we talking about the same song? No, that's Sean Kingston. He's thinking that's Sean Kingston. Oh, oh, my bad.

Not beautiful. I forgot. You got me. He wanted to kill myself. He's singing beautiful girls. Not beautiful girls. Beautiful girls. Oh.

I'm going to kill myself. I see where the confusion arose from. You're going to make Kingston Jameson really hate you in the future. Kill myself. I'm going to kill myself. Kill myself. The thing about hip-hop is that if you're hip-hop, I don't even remember the originals.

And you're not a thug. You are automatically so much more cringe. That's unfortunate. So the only person that really escaped that or doesn't care about existing in that is logic. And that's because he's so insanely good at rapping. Yeah. That he doesn't give a fuck if you call him cringe. Because everyone that really knows rap is like, no, this guy's, he's insanely talented.

It's a, it's a stigma. I understand that. It's unfortunate. I don't, because I technically, I don't feel that way for myself. It's, I understand, you know, culturally. especially within the culture of hip hop Yeah, I get that And it's moved away from that as like

rapper rappers, people that actually are like artists They don't consider that the mentality anymore They're like oh no, that shit's dumb Like they all have close people that are involved in that And have died and they're like no That gangster shit is absolutely moronic Yeah

There's a lot of like people like like the backpacking ship The backpack rappers that was good The Chicago scene But then there's like you know But then you contrast it with drill And those niggas Those niggas are just like just a blight on music

I love future I love future but they're a blight on music The music is pretty solid but yeah it's like the culture is kind of crazy but oh yeah so all six and sevens is a pretty good album you can actually I think Kendrick one of his earlier appearances

is on that album too there's a song called I Love Music and it has really Kenney from that this album? So yeah so it's the song called I Love Music he's the last verse very tame verse it was kind of it was if you want to say

it was kind of like a phoned in it's cool. He's not trying to kill everybody on the track kind of a thing. He's like, oh, yeah, I would like to be a part of a Tech Nine project kind of a thing. And then, so it's Tech Nine, his cousin Marcus Yates, uh, who I forgot what he goes by in the rap name and then, uh, and then fucking Kendrick. It's called I Love Music. There's a pretty decent album. There's some pretty, some decent tracks on there. But, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It has that one dumb ass track worldwide choppers where they just bring all the fastest rappers from all over the world. And like, there's some fucking guy from Turkey.

It's like, and then some Dutch guy, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's kind of funny. It's one of those things

like if you're high as fuck, you'll have a great time listening to it. I am so. That sounds psychotic. It's so, like, yeah, yeah,

it's fun. I would say, I would say definitely Earl, um, okay. Uh, who else? That's that kind.

You like metal. Uh, you're probably like Cardi. Probably like Cardi. If you're like a metal fan, there's the same kind of energy. Uh, probably a,

uh, Travis Scott as well, too. Travis is another person. He has amazing features. Like probably the best feature catalog other than like Little Wayne. Look, I hate that fucking dumbass pedophile nigga, a six nine. But that one song, I think it's called I don't, gum gumbo. I don't know if it's gummo or if it's something with the blue, blueie. There's that one song where he's just like, shot, shot shot shot shot shot shot shots nigga like everybody get pop pop pop nigga. Like that song. I hate how hype his music is unfortunately. That song is. That song is

Like that song I feel like made people crash because it's like it's fucking like hyped out for like For a fucking hip hop track it's fucking like I was like god damn that is I hate how much I like this because I hate that dude oh mf doom MF doom if you like that's a great MF doom is a great one that's actually a great artist way too many projects way too many monikers but fantastic billy yeah it's billy I'm not gonna play the whole thing I'm just gonna yeah his career fucking shot down the drain it's insane One One two, two, three, one, two, three, one, two, three, one, two, three, muddying up the audio. Nigel, we got ten seconds, you asshole. Why are you fucking up the song?

They can look it up. We got ten seconds. No, we don't. You're on YouTube. You've been a YouTube for like ten plus years. I don't trust it. I don't trust it. I don't trust it at all.

You're gay. You're a gay human being. That's, okay, that's a... How about you listen to Beethoven and not this bullshit crap music? Yeah. I need listen to Beethoven. I didn't listen to Beethoven. I didn't even like Beethoven.

I don't even like Beethoven. I was an interesting, I guess. No, it's not. Listen to Moonlight Sonata. There's... Moonlight Sonata's good. They're like set pieces. But only because of Spider-Man

Web of Shadows. Only because of that? We're not Spider-Man Web of Shadows made Moonlight Sonata. You're right. Yeah. Easily. That song would have no legs.

One of the most classical songs of all time would have no legs about the introduction of the Spider-Man game that maybe 4,600 people play. 4,600. It's a weird way to say that. It is a, it is. I wasn't going to say 4,600.

4,600. I mean, that is. It sounds better. I guess it is. Yeah, it's fine. I don't care. It's definitely more people than that. But like, yeah.

I don't know. Maybe 4620. That's probably great to 20 more people. 4,620 people play this game. Listen air. It's an air by Bach. Listen here. Bach is the greatest.

shut the fucking out. You know what I mean? Hear me sing. Did you hear him do his like tenor fucking like musical shit? What do you mean? He's like doing a live stream or something where he's just in his shirt. At one point he's flexing. I don't know.

I think I saw that. Yeah. And then he's singing. I don't know what he's singing, but he's like doing like a tenor voice. And it sounds like it's one of those things where he thinks he's good. Yeah. It was like when my friend would fuck around back in the day. Like you'd just be fucking around though.

Yeah. It was just like funny. Oh. He made a, like, I have a song on my cassette tape of him talking about, it's like a kinseneta, like my friend being like a, a, a, a, a, a, a, he's singing, like, is, a, a, and he's just, like, a, and he's just, like, Fernando. And, and we're laughing our asses off. And that's Ben Shapiro, but he thinks it's, like, serious. He thinks he's good. I've never seen that one. I've never seen that video clip. It's like, oh, like, ah, figaro, figaro, figaro, figaro. Singing about his

Bizmilla, no, we will not let you go. Let him go. Bezmilla. Let him go. Let him go. There's a fiddle-on-roo-ro joke here. Let's Shapiro. If I was a rich man,

la-di-di-dadi-d-d-di-ddi-ddi-ddi-di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di-I am. That's real. I have all the money. I could need. Fuck all of the pores in blacks. I don't know. A Benchapiro karaoke day would also go hard. I feel like,

I feel like, theming like, just a karaoke party that's all impressions is fucking a great idea. So here we go. So we're starting off with Stallone, right?

Stallone? Next is RFK Jr. Oh my God. I'll come that one. I won't sing in that one. Yes, you absolutely will. I think I'll give up something.

You actually will. That's your hand. That's your hand. Don't know. Does this and your head explodes. You know that's one of my biggest fears? Like the finger gun actually going off? That's your big,

one of your biggest fears? Yeah, because, like, what if that, you ruined your life? Because then you shot somebody. That ruins all life. You don't ruin your life. They can't prove you shot somebody. But, see, that's the problem. They're just going to be, like, oh, you just threw away the evidence.

They're like, no, I swear, it was just my fucking finger. Like, what are you going to be? There's going to be no. It's the worst thing ever. Because, first of all, you shoot a gun that's below someone's head off. Yeah. Like, not go see into someone's head, below it. You have a fucking, there is a bullet.

There is a bullet somewhere. It looks like a rifle from like Elmer Fudd cartoons when they explode. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the thing I said about it. I look like a jester hat. Yes, yeah, it's like a jester hat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, see, that's terrifying.

That and then being hit by a ghost car. Because then there's also no evidence that you got hit by the car either. And that's awful. It's like our buddy Paul who's telling me that he used to have a genuine fear of being vaporized. Because it happened so much in, like, cartoons and stuff. Like, he would just get vaporized and they just be made to the skeleton. And for me, I thought more things would fall from the sky and kill people. What?

Like, things would fall off the sky and kill people. Like, that actually does happen, though. Not as much as I thought of it. Well, it's not going to happen like, oh, I better, you know, you're not actively thinking about. I never understood why scaffolding was around in New York City? I was like, why is this here? I'm just going to climb up this stuff. It's because motherfuckers don't build buildings to last.

So shit would fall off and flatten people. Well, buildings were fine. It's just things, like people, like, air conditions would fall out. Air conditioners, and like, stupid awnings and shit. Onings, people's plants on their windowsill. Your air conditioning. would like knock off and they'd be like, oh no, I just kill the baby. Because I just moved too quickly and though my fucking, my potted snake plant is embedded in the skull of a four-year-old.

Oh, man, that's crazy. Yeah, I thought like being those super high-rise buildings and people like throwing coins off them because they're assholes. Kill people. Yeah, like that shit. They don't actually kill people, though. They would just hit you. I think the coins don't, I think it would hurt. It would hurt.

I think it would hurt a lot. You stupid son of a bitch. Why are you throwing shit off the kind of that building? Just. or like getting like who, fucking, or look at the whole roll

and they go rolling and you throw it as hard as you can and then it blows up and then stradno hill tree who to is a roll might be a a role might be a problem the world is absolutely going to knock you out

like for sure throw a piggy bank full of coins off the Empire State Building so you get collateral you just upgrade you just keep upgrading next year like all right

you just have a whole chest of fucking like the treasure and shit very This is my wealth. It's yours now. Ar.

Was that good? Crackers? It was pretty good. Murder. Murder. It keeps getting more excessive. And it's like, all right, time to throw a church.

He just brings a church up. The church is a church up to the top. You know, you just put one, like piece. You just get one rod, one steel rod. One steel rod. and then you... Let him's over. I look up and there's a church on the top of the Empire State building and I'm just lugging it over.

It's like the Grinch with the end of the movie. Oh, yeah, yeah. With all the stuff? Yeah, yeah. So are all who's that strong? He's not a who he's a what. That's right. I forgot we had this conversation.

He's a what. I guess all what's are strong. Yeah. And all those are weak. Once their heart reaches critical mass. So I guess, like, you just, get steroids and grow your heart and then you're a monster? I mean you could theoretically

Is it love or is it steroids? I think it'd be either or I think it's the theory of love. It's kind of like you know there's multiple ways sources of protein. You know what I'm saying? I feel like it's like that like love and steroids is interchangeable. Yeah. Yeah. We're the main sources of produce like semen and chicken right? Yeah. Seamin chicken chicken, uh, chicken, semen glazed chicken is what I'm to say. Oh yeah. That's crazy.

You're like to do it like with the ham, you know, there's like honey hams where the fuck is crazy you get the little brats you eat chicken this

this takes weird as shit what is this it's crazy you know those you know those redid stories that people like write out

where it's like just like oh crazy situation yeah I read this one about like some guy so I guess

this guy was out at work and the dog his wife or girlfriend or whatever was like cleaning the house and they found

she found like a jar of cum I heard this one in the back of like the sink or something or in the back of like the you know the whatever the cabinet is under the sink she threw it away he was like what the fuck is this i don't think she knew what it was at

the time right right but like the husband comes in when he's like where's my jar where's the jar did you throw away a jar and he's like yeah and he's like oh don't do that and i think it came out later that he was like putting cum in her food all the time yeah that's so terrible what the fuck is wrong with people man everything plastic Every single thing is wrong with people I have so much plastic in my body And I'm not that Well yeah

We lucked out It's like you know We avoid we did the quick time event Successfully relatively A lot of people failed on the go On the jump Apparently we all have a spoons Worth of plastic in our range

Did you see it? Everyone just pulls the plastic in your body You disappeared You're like Magneto pulls the iron out of that dude Remember that? Yeah You think it would be better off Okay so let me ask you this

Yeah Do you think if there was like a plastic bender like a plastic, plastido. Plastito. And he's like a plastic magneto, and he's able to bed plastic to his whip. If he was able to carefully remove the plastic from your brain, do you think that that would improve you,

or do you think that your body is built around it to the point where it's actually like kind of integral to how it functions now? I think it would be better for you. You think it would be like materialistic, like noticeably better? Not noticeably better. Not that like, oh my God, I'm smarter. You'd be like, oh, I'll have some

It's not gonna be noticeably better I'd rather not have some dude Messing with my brain at all then I'd let him do it I don't care I want to be here in the first place If I dive in the wow How much plastic is in your balls do you think

My balls are all plastic It's all plastic 50% plastic My balls are like dense plastic And it feels like flesh But it's I'm sure you're plastic I come plastic too I like that

You know I'm tired of worrying about my balls I got ball problems I'm tired of it I want plastic balls that would help I want to chill my balls ever so slightly ever

okay well I'm gonna move on from that Wolverine voice A little freezer unit Wolverine voice Hulk gaped my asshole and my healing I don't know it just ends off

and trails off there cool they wrote it he says you guys talk about breaking bad all the time what do you thoughts on better call Saul

better calls Saul is good I just that's good about just good to me it's look it's good but like I would not give a fuck about it

if not for Breaking Bad. Oh, for sure, yeah. You know, and it's kind of that kind of a situation where it's just like, Breaking Bad is clearly better in like a lot of ways. I think the production in Better Call Saul is better because it's like later

and they learned a lot. Sure. But like, I don't care about a lawyer. Better Call Saul. I like Saul more than Walter as a, I like him more. Like, I like him as a person.

He's not a better character. That's kind of how I feel about it. But I like Saul more because Saul tries to be better. He still sucks at it. He fucking sucks at being a decent. person. I don't care about white people. Um, I was, uh, next question. No, I think without the Salamanca's, uh, it would fucking, I wouldn't give a fuck about better call Saul. Like, right? Yeah. Yeah, that's what I mean. Like, that's what without the, the salamonka is, what really,

yeah, what's that guy, the, far cry three guy, the tenant. Oh, the, um, oh my gosh from Far Cry three. Yeah. Michael Mando. Yeah. Yeah. Um, fuck. Nacho. Yeah. Thank you. he's great nacho's good yeah he's my favorite part of that show he's really good beautiful eyelashes

I don't know if he he's a pretty guy really is like he has real great eyelashes like damn he looks he reminds me he looks like a pharaoh almost

you know what I mean like a drawing him a pharaoh like if you play yeah I would actually believe he could play a feral like they draw the

over exaggerated eyelashes like if he was tons of comment or something he I would believe yeah I would totally believe because I have

exaggerated eyelashes but these like motherfuckers like that I'm like what the fuck are you what are your eyes like that you're talking about

I have long eyelashes the most dudes they have. I think I have the my eyelashes are stupid curly. I hate them actually. Yeah. My dad has beautiful eyelashes. Like, fucking disgusting. My dad has long eyelashes and they brush against his glasses and we tease him for it. He's like, look at you in your beautiful lashes. Beautiful lashes. Bro, I used like, when I first got started on YouTube and started blowing up, the amount of comments. It was because your eyelashes. It was, I mean, I mean, I mean, I didn't like it. That shit made me uncomfortable. I'm like, I'm like, I'm trying to be funny.

And people are like, oh, man, your eyes are so beautiful. I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? Do you get a trivia photo? Have we got a trivia before? I'm not answering that question. If, no, because I would, I would, that would have, the funny thing is that would, you know, why I had to think about it because if I did get one, I would have blocked it out. And I would have to like, process.

Yeah. Yeah. You had to go through like the, the, the recycling bin. Yeah. Oh, it's like, no, that's never happened. I would be. Would that have stopped. Like, like, your channel was like, like, maybe like, like,

300 people and you get like 9 10 come tributes would that stop to doing content like that is such a high percentage get a lot like that is you said nine or 10 and only have 300 subscribers you're like your channel's small and you're getting the people are like blasted i am like 100% not going any further there is there's a few of them where the picture is gone you can't see the picture anymore it's just come who was it uh uh uh that chick The Pocomane. Yeah, that one was funny. That is one of my favorite moments of this podcast

because it's so obscene. What are you talking about? When me and Derek found out about the cum tributes to Pocene and we were talking about on the podcast, you were like, what the fuck's happening? And we sent you the video to the guy just blowing his load

on his spare phone to a picture of Pokey Bair. Spare phone. I think a spare phone is insane. It's pretty wild. I have one that, I mean, I just gave me to joke. I have my old phones. Yeah. But like, they're like, active in your...

that's that's that's some that's that's deviant man goonery that's yeah absolutely it's gunnery before gunnery is there listeners uh female is audience is there one there's no do you think you know because probably not when you hear the sample size is too small but do you think you know one woman

that actually enjoys come tributes they're like oh yeah that that's not a thing thank you for coming on pictures of me there's no way that's a thing You know what I mean? Like that somebody's Anybody likes that Yeah There's nobody

There's no market for that But it is It's like It's like advertising For only fans or something You know what I mean It's like Oh there's like

There's probably like subredits dedicated to it Or something And then it's just like Oh tribute to me And then it's just like Their photo And then like a link

And then it's got to be advertising Is it let's see I want to see It's officially called Come tribute Like is that the actual thing Feel free to look it up I mean I don't care

There's so much weird shit That I look up on my I always confuse me. It's like, oh, no, I'm not looking that up on my phone. It's like, why? Like, what are you hiding? You're a grown-ass person. You're a grown-ass person.

Was your mom going to check? Yeah, that's what I'm like... Fucking pussy. Tribute of cum is a tribute sexual activity that involves a jack. Okay, so yeah, it is literally called a tribute. They're called cum tributes. So, Apple music, the com tribute featuring goob-goob. What is that?

don't have Apple music. Let me see if I can find it on Spotify. There's a podcast about Come Tributes? I think it's a song. Listen to the Come Tribute featuring Goobgub. What is this rick and borty-ass shit? I'm trying to get my spirit to walk away from my body. I'm trying so hard. So let me check on Spotify and see if it's a thing. Because I don't have Apple Music, unfortunately. I should, though. It's pretty good. It's lossless audio.

Yeah. It's just like, I don't like the, I don't like the, I just want everybody to steal the format of Spotify. Spotify is just better to use to me. Everything about it makes sense. Oh shit. By the way, there was a lot of people that were really grateful that I So there's you know to keep audio relatively the same level they have the the loudness normalization toggled on on default on Spotify But it doesn't just fuck with the levels it completely compresses the fuck out of the music

Oh so if you tag toggle it off, it's going to raise the audio to its actual level, but it's not compressed anymore. And it sounds infinitely better. Oh, really? Yeah. It pissed me off. So if you go to the settings, and I think if you go to, I think if you go to playback, I think it's in playback. And then it says loudness normalization. Wait, wait, wait. So this is when we upload the show. Or is this in Spotify actually? This is in Spotify. Oh, weird. So if you're listening, if you're an audio, if you use Spotify at all. There is a loudness normalization that is just always on. It's just on default. So, let me see. I'm going to try this now. In settings? So yeah, maybe it's not playback.

Oh, wait, wait, wait, no, no, it's not playback. Let me, uh, audio quality probably. Let me see. What the hell? I don't, I can't find it. Can you imagine it's like not, I just lying. Did you dream this? No, because I had people. I swear it was in playback. Maybe see, I hate when I'm going too fast and I feel like I'm missing shit, but hold on. Let me, uh, let me, let me hit my phone real quick, just to, just to like double check this. I don't know shit anyway. I've never known anything. You never know anything?

My entire goddamn life. I don't know shit. You're not a pilot. I know every pilot in the world. I love that so much. It's a really great. It's a stupid thing to say. Hey, you're not a pilot.

I know every pilot in the world pilot in the world Oh man It's good shit in those early episodes Yeah what the It's gone He lied about this He just lied

He just lied he straight up Derek the liar Derek that's my new It's my new name Is it optimized listening No Would it be on auto Adjusted on Quality

No It should literally just say Loudness normalization All right well you guys Figure that out Yeah what's the I'm gonna move on The next question

What was the question in the beginning. What was the question at all? The thoughts on better call Saul. Oh, right, right. Yeah, I liked it a lot. I liked the, um, what's the, uh, the, the main antagonist's name in that? Is it, uh, Lalo? Lalo? Lalo, yeah, yeah, yeah. That guy's fucking awesome. I like that guy. Yeah, he's really good. Yeah. I like seeing Hector walk around. Yeah, Hector's like, oh my God, and he's speaking. He's not all ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Yeah, he's in a bell hop yet. Yeah. I can't imagine how much I do got sexually assaulted.

Oh, my God. What? Because, dude, they're freaks in those, like, in those homes and shit. There's so many fucking freaks that work in those places. Like, you always hear these horror stories. Like, they know that, you know, the weakest of our society work in those places, so they go to fuck with them. That's so scary. It is.

That's why I feel. I'm like, dude, don't put your people, unless you have no choice. Don't put them in homes, man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Never a home. Yeah.

J.K. Simmons as gay gonad gate my son. Uh, Rodney says, hey, boyos. Just doing a reread of House of Ames. It's got me wondering, what's your favorite comic book event? Can be Marvel or DC, but if manga is so much as mentioned, I will kill myself on live television. I like manga. So now that I said that... What are you saying?

I said I like manga so he can kill himself. Oh, right. But, yeah, so he's doing a reread of House of M. It's got me wondering, what's your favorite comic book event, Marvel or DC? Comic, wait, event? Whatever House of M is. I guess like in that. Also then is the universe.

It's like a comic event. It's like a crossover comic where it's like the Avengers. Everyone pretty much in the Marvel Earth is really crazy. Yeah. So right here. Sorry who just found it. So in playback, just don't miss it because it'll say enable audio normalization.

Turn that shit off and your fucking audio is going to like, especially if you're, if you're an audio enjoyer like me, if you're, I'm going to say audio enjoy instead of audio file. I just hate saying that. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. File is rough. If you're an audio enjoyer, if you're one of those people that have really high quality headphones or earbuds, like you're kind of wasting your money if you're using Spotify, especially with that thing turned on. It was insane. I went to listen back to some of my old music just to like hear that I'm like, oh, I did a better job at mixing than I remembered because I would sometimes listen back on Spotify just to kind of check and be like, ah, it sounds rough. Yeah. I need to remix it. But some of it, I was like, I can hear everything panned out perfectly. there's like keys that are put in the back of one song that like it's completely gone

it's suppressed so much so it's kind of a night and day difference for my ears and for I think for I think you guys will notice but probably for a lot of people they may not notice too much they might just think oh it just sounds louder but I'm like no trust me

it sounds so much better it really upset me I've been listening to it the entire time like this and it's also toggled on on the fucking desktop app I turned it off on there too enable audio normalization yeah you turn that shit off

the only downside if there's an asshole that has something much higher or much lower, then you're gonna know that's gonna be kind of an adjustment. But most people try to mix their stuff close to zero dbs as possible.

So the difference shouldn't be too crazy. Yeah, it shouldn't be too crazy. But trust me, it's gonna be better. So hopefully, hopefully you enjoyed. But so you said, okay, Marvel DC event. I'm kind of missing. Like crossover comic events. Like Civil War.

X-N. For me, I think it was Green Lantern War. Blackest night? Which one? Oh, so like the Sinestro Cor War? Sorry, I'm sorry, that's the Corres.

It's actually cool. National Cor War, Black as nights up there. That's probably the, my favorite stretch. Yeah. Actually. That shit goes.

That era is crazy. The Senestra Corps War, Blackest Night. Like Brightest Day? I did, yeah, Brightest Day is after, but I think Brightest Day, I don't know if that takes,

because I think that's when, it's like, quite literally right in, like. Is it right after? Brightest Day, darkest night happens, and then Kyle gets the White Lantern. No,

Kyle gets it. right at the end of that fight. And then the new one starts. When everybody comes back to life. I kind of forgot. I have all of that shit. And then that's good, man. And then that was the very,

that was the very end of the run because then no, the final crisis was after that. Yeah, right after that's happened. That shit was cool. Shit was hype. It was hyped for like,

it was like three years of hype green lantern writing like consecutively. Yeah. And it's like, man, it really sucks when, are, like, a writer's writing something really good and you're like,

they're going to be done soon. And then I don't know who the fuck's going to get this. Yeah. And then it happens to Spider-Man all the time. Spider-Man has been raped by the writers so many times. It's crazy. It's to the point now where I just don't read modern Spider-Man comic because I know someone's going to do something. It bothers me.

I'm like, I'm just going to stay back. I'm checked out, man. Miles. Because he's fun. Because he's fun. I'm like, Miles' comics are fun at least. People can say they don't like the electric comics or whatever. Last Spider-Man comic you read.

Last Spider-Man comic I read. I read the Red Goblin. Red Goblin. I don't even know about that. that's when Norman Osama got the Connercipio for a bit. Oh, of course. It was hype as fuck. It was hype as fuck.

But I was like, this is fun. I let it die for me. I'm like, I'm not going to read any more of this. Am I, is spectacular Spider-Man? Is that the one where, I can't remember. It's getting all,

it's all jumbled. Is that the one where Octavius becomes fucking Spider-Man? Or is that superior, Spider-Man? Superior. I don't know why I know that. That was where I fell off. It was really, it was really fun. I was really cool.

I was interested and then I was like, I'm done. And that's when me and my friends created our own thing. Oh, you know, I want to talk about Best Crossover. This is what me of my friends wrote. Your friends wrote one day at the mall or something. It's been to be something obscene. Let's hear it. Yeah, so it's so it's, so Deadpool.

So there was a run of Deadpool kills the Marvel universe, right? So we have Deadpool kills the Marvel and DC Universe. And I'll just give you the quick little tips. Amazing. Yeah. Let me give me the tidbit. The Red Bull kills all homosexuals. Let me give me the...

That is my favorite comic run ever. That's crazy. I'll give me the tidbits of it, how it all starts out. Because it's basically starts... Let me, let me guess. Does it end with him killing all of the Marvelvo DC Universe? Well, not necessarily. This is really intriguing.

It's kind of some twists. Let's hear it. I do want to hear this. So it, um, so here's the twist. Um, it's,

it's, it's, it's not, it doesn't, Deadpool, it starts off with Deadpool. You're right, but like,

but then it quickly shifts to Aunt May. So Aunt May is actually, so Aunt May actually is the one that kills the entire DC and Marvel universe. Um, but like, it's the way that it happens is after, uh, superior Spider-Man,

it takes off part after that. And she, is really upset that, you know, Peter's dead. And she's like, you know what? I heard that you can resurrect him and stuff. So I need some stuff. She's like, you know what? I heard. I need the Infinity Stones. Like she heard she was like, so she started researching like that. And then she gets some of the stones. Like it turns out that, um, I'm going to fast forward a little bit. Deadpool has the Infinity Gauntlet. Don't worry about how he got it. Um, she asked, he, he sells it for a Chimichanga. Just like, just like, just trade.

it and trade Chimichanga. She gets it and when she gets the gauntlet, she forgets about her original goal of bringing Peter back and just wants more power. So she Googles more power and then it just starts, she just starts collecting

the most powerful shit in all the universes. So the first thing she does is when she creates a wormhole that gets to the DC universe, the first thing she does is, she, well, the the so they're like the core the the green

the lantern cores are like what the fuck is that and uh who's this old bitch yeah who's this old bitch who's this presence that's kind of barreling down to earth but what she does I'm sorry I'm sorry they're alerted because um she destroys

Oa first and uh man she destroys OA by grabbing that planet fucking lantern dude yeah I can't remember the planter's name uh the planter Moga, no, whatever. I guess people know if you know there's a planet that's a fucking,

that's a lantern, grabs the planet and smashes in the OA and kills everybody on OA, the headquarters of the lantern core, of the Green Lantern Corps. So like, she gets the rings, she starts collecting some rings. She gets a Sanestro.

She starts getting a bunch of rings. She starts everything that she gets, from Marvel, she gets Juggin'Arts helmet. She gets every notable. She gets Torres Hammer. She gets everything. You think Cap's Shield.

She starts, like, collecting everything. bouncing between the universes and she's too powerful to stop and it turns out the only thing the real watchers of both universes there's because you know there's the watchers fuck them they're bullshit there's uh there's the monitors

fuck them they're bullshit there is Alfred and his league of butlers that have a headquarter of that looks like a bowtie that's floating in the where those universes merge you just want to be back yeah you just want to be back with that

a league of butlers in a flying bowtie. That's really interesting. That's where the universes emerge where they're the root because in between universes they're like. What other butlers are there? Isn't it? It's all the famous butlers you know from film, from TV, from pop culture.

Is the, is the, is the bitch from the Jetsons there? The fucking obviously mammy robot? Yes. That's why. She's there. Jeffrey? Yes. Jeffrey is 100% there.

There was basically. Any famous butler was in there. And then obviously Alfred Pennyworth is the head of it. What about Jeeves? Jeeves is an... He's he like the supercomputer? Dude, I love that. We didn't do that, but that's fire.

That's not a bad idea. That's good. So Jeeves and basically, here's the thing. Alfred barely wins fighting at May. Now you think about how powerful Alfred is with everything. because she beat the shit out of the anti-monitor. She beat the shit out of every Marvel god. Like, Thanos was nothing because he didn't have anything.

So a titan, he's just nothing. You know what I mean? Like, so she killed everybody except for Alfred's like, oh, my God. The universe is not going to exist. Our universe is going to be gone. So, yeah, he barely, barely wins. He's like an adult fighting a child and barely wins. It is fucking insane.

Like the little kid's faces right here and he pads out. And a guy's like, I want to just say this and we move on One of my favorite panels that we made Was um And this is for this is one of those no reason things Um When Aunt May first gets the gauntlet and beats the piss out of the Avengers

Um There is Uh What's her name? She called uh Cheryl Crow The redheaded bitch I can't remember her name of my name.

Mary Jane Sorry Mary Jane shows up trying to reason with Atme and like, you know, she tosses fucking... I couldn't remember her name. She, Matt May tosses Mary Jane, right? And like against, like, a building, she's all hurt. And then, like, Mary Jane's like, oh, please don't kill me. And then she's like, don't worry.

I'm not going to hurt you. And then the next panel is just fucking, like, her hitting her so hard that clouds part. And then, like, buildings are just torn into pieces. What's the fuck is that four? What's that for? There's no reason that she should do that to her. He's a shit. You just wanted to hurt Mary Jane.

More than anyone in the entire series, she, like, as hard as she could just sit her so fucking hard, a regular person. She already got to punch and clouts the scene. Everything's parted. That was great. I have all the notes still I can't believe you kept all that We did me and my friends did that kind of thing At lunchtime all the time

Yeah But like I don't know if I kept any of it To be fair this was also I wish I did We were I think we wrote No we were definitely adults We wrote this We were definitely adult who we wrote this

We uh Because this was around the Superior Spider-Man Which wasn't that long ago When was that? When was that? 14 15 Something like that So I'm already a grown ass man at this

But we wrote this Yeah I remember doing you that shit in high school. I wish, I remember this specific drawing. I don't remember it vividly, but I remember, like, the, the way it made us feel. We were, like, we would try and doodle creatures, and, like, we would, like, handle it. Like, we would, I'd handle, like, a leg. And then, like, somebody else would handle a leg.

Oh, that's cool. And we would just, like, make these fucking... That's cool. I like that. I got us called into, like, the office at least once. They're like, are you guys okay? Did you draw? We, well...

What did he draw? Did he call them the office? No, so. We, some of them were pretty fucked because they, obviously they had

penises all over them. They, it's like, we'll give him eight dicks. That's so stupid. They had like, he had like little tumors with little faces on them.

One of them I remember specifically like, uh, this kid that was like, what's this guy's name? And he's like, this guy's name is Nick. And he's like,

what do you mean? Is that it? And he's like, yeah, this is a little, this is a little nig. I'm like, okay,

this is a little nig. And then like, But I remember the full drawing. The only thing I vividly remember was that his name was Charlemagne Francisco the 47th. And I remember that very vividly because it's such a stupid fucking name. We got called into the office for that drawing. I don't remember anything about it other than there were dicks on it.

Like copious amounts of dicks. Like I think, you know how like a foal is born? Yeah. And like how they, like a baby horse and like their hoves are like tentacles? Yes. It was like kind of that. but with dicks, at least on one of the hands. That was fun.

Those were fun times. Yeah, I can see how they're doing bullshit. Yeah, maybe they'd be a little concerned by that, I guess. Whenever I write a D&D campaign, I always make a character that's a little and they always get shot. They don't always die, but they always get shot. They always get shot. They always get shot. They always get shot.

They were talking about those comments that we did where we killed the fat kid in our class in every single issue. It was always the story had nothing to do with him. Yeah. And then at the end, we'd find some superfluous way to kill him. That's awesome. It would be like, I think a horse kicked him into the sun once. They're just like stupid comics. Did I tell you, we did that too?

I don't remember if I said this on the podcast, our Korean friend, great sport because he was like the, if it was a, he was the punching bag. He was the punching bag. And one of the runs we did was he was a rapper name, his name was Jason. Oh, Jason, you, I don't care. Because his rapper name was Fat You. And Fat You was dope. because we had his first album I don't remember if I told you guys

the first album was called so hybrid theory was pretty popular on that time so he was a fat ass theory and like we just throw like if you if you, I don't know if you remember the cover of hybrid theory

where there's like this like kind of it doesn't matter I remember the cover what I'm getting to like everything would just have like on the cover it was kind of like

had some fatness to it one of my favorite ones he had an album called fat times and it was or more and no well but hard times so here's a way no that's this is this is way this is um there's a watch and it was the funny my friend ed drew this where it was a watch but it was a fat watch like imagine a watch being fat and like it was like gears were exploding out of it because the visual of it because it's like why is they're fat and a watch it's so it was so fucking

funny and um his best album was uh this was like if it's it's it's like if it's it's it's like if Yeah, anyone would have probably called this in the office if they saw this because it was called solo. And it was him sucking his own dick. It's so good. The thing that scares me is that like, if I ever have kids and they're anything like this, it's going to be so disappointed to me because he's going to feel like there's no progress at all. Yeah, but they're going to, especially if they learn at all that you do this. I'm having a different name by the time. The problem is that that this means it's genetic.

Yeah. I mean, oh, this is just my stupidity is that so my mom or dad was like this. That's a good interesting thing. I never thought about that. Like my parents doing crazy shit like that or drawings. I try to talk to my dad about comics and he's called me gay immediately. Like he called me Batiman immediately. I was like, why do you call?

I was like, Superman is like cool. he was like, you are mine in underway, you're a body boy, yeah? I'm like, I'm not, what about this is gay? Your dad sounds like he sucks. It's fat. Awesome. That is so, why you get so, I. Because just the idea, like, you have such a stereotype dad.

My dad is, the comics are gay. My dad is the most disgustingly Jamaican asshole ever. I love that. The most disgustingly Jamaican, Cuban piece of shit ever. And it's like, I hate you. so bad he's like only let me check out with me son doing for a living and he puts on this episode i could never i could never show my dad this what he's just listening first of all he's really i pissed off that any of my family knows anything about what i do quite frankly i don't i don't want to

know i don't like i luckily i i have not my mom has never said my mom's aware of my music she likes the music that i produce i don't know if she i don't want her to hear any of this shit obviously um yeah i don't she's never mention it and I'm like great great you know my niece knows about my YouTube stuff but she doesn't she doesn't care yeah my my niece and nephews like it's that's whatever like give a fuck oh you know it was weird last night I went to Taco Bell and that is weird oh sorry no I'm went to it is strange no actually I went to McDonald's sorry I walked I have this entire time that I've been back in Cali no one's recognized me it's been awesome I was like it's just been like I can just pretend

I don't have to like feel like you know weird because every once in a while it would happen way too much where people would come up and not be disheavaled Shevelled and gross. I'd fucking be wearing flip-flops and I have talons sticking out of him and your eyes. Basically, you got busting your fucking hand. What should I do with this?

You gotta find a garbage, I gotta find a garbage, I gotta find a garbage can. It's a litter. Is it gross? The story of come on the floor, like you come in your head. Let's say it for some of the floor.

He says, but it's just come on the floor. He said to his podcast members. It's just the floor. It's come. Your seat. feed thrown on the floor

You're not going to a fucking You're not going to a subway like hey can I get them over there And while they're making it you throw it into the lettuce Yeah You ever come on a floor You're fucking I don't think so I don't think I did on purpose

It would definitely not be on purpose If I've ever came on the floor Yeah Yeah it's not a like hey I'm just gonna bust on the floor Maybe if I had hardwood floors It wouldn't be as bad But I usually had carpet growing up

You know Coming on a carpet That's fucking Coming on carpet over and over again. That just makes you bad thinking about it. To start sprouting fucking puddles. Mushrooms and...

It's a mushroom that it looks like you. It's a biome. I wouldn't know it because I'd feel weird. Like, I'm going to kill it. You know, if I would set that shit on fire. It's not alive. It just has like your... It just...

It's just your face. That's so gross. I'd burn that shit. I don't get it off. You cut it off. That's it. Okay. All right.

Fair enough. It's like a scream or nothing. That's so gross. But it would feel fucking weird. It would feel extremely weird. I would kill that shit with a fucking heartbeat. I, I,

yeah. Speaking of coming hand. Yep. When I kill you, I'm fine with it. Speaking of coming hand, right? Yeah.

My buddy Ed, he, in high school or middle, I don't remember. One of those great schools, he was like, what if in the future

hands are going to be incubators? And you could come in your hand and raise them and grow a baby. That's the stupidest thought that's a while. That's a pumice kick. That's it

I thought he was spitting man I was like I was like dude Imagine like we don't need women anymore You just come in your hand And it starts growing It starts like you know after a little while You see a little baby You can't pee like you're peeking a little bit

Riskier I feel like you're more likely To get your hand pregnant than a woman You know Trust me man it's a good system There's one of these days I feel like the current administration Is gonna ban women

She's gonna ban one day It's gonna ban God willing Women are the most inefficient as far as the population goes so we need to sit on the Mars. I don't like that someone say that is crazy.

I don't like that women are not gamers. And, you know, it's all kinds, all sorts of things. When you look at, I think they don't like comedy. I can't wait for them to die. It's good, man. You can't do it.

Unfortunately, I've seen so much of him at this point that it's impossible not to digest. Yeah, same. He's, I feel like, you know, he's done some horrific things, but I feel like the I am become meme thing is 100% warranted for him to like be killed. Dude, in Minecraft, but yes. I'm not going to kill. I'm just saying somebody.

I'm saying, I, that was the first time that I ever felt in my entire life that like somebody could be so cringe that it, it shifted my perspective on their death penalty. Like, it shifted my idea of like, can you be so cringe that you should die? I think actually maybe. Like there was a, like, before that happened, I was like, no. let people be them. But on a certain point, it's like, there really is, like, you have a responsibility

to your fellow man to, like, protect them from this. Yes. You know, it's just like, when he was like, I am become meme. The meme is, I mean,

think about Doge. It was, it was a meme, and now it's, and now it's, it's real. I was like, I can't sanction this.

Like, I can't, I can't be okay with that. I want to terrorize him. It was the worst thing. He was, like, I want to bring terror to him.

Well, I really want to, I really want to make this very clear. clear. Yeah. This is beyond any political action that he has taken, beyond any real opinion that he has ever shared, beyond any amount of like legitimate damage that he has done to like anything that he's ever been a part of, this was, this is the thing that made me sincerely like, oh, I cannot allow you to. I do not believe that you have a right to life after that. I,

like, I am become meme is the most cringe thing I have ever heard in my life. This is literally zero hyperbole. Zero hyperbole. And the way it was delivered with like the just absolute zero charisma. Just no idea of how to deliver any fucking sentence. I don't understand how this guy orders anything. Like, you think is he order food? He probably uses apps, right?

Can I get three pizzas? Can I get a pizza with, with, make sure it's a circle. I would like, no, please. Do you know who I am? Like, I just, I would love to have him. I would love to see him autism spasm so bad. For me, the thing is funny is, is he just,

him leaving his kid killed me, dude. Because he's, like, walking off stage with his child that's small. I did see that video that was, like, kind of edited. But, like, I also, yeah. I didn't see it. He was,

he doubled back immediately. Like, he's, you know, it didn't seem that crazy. I wouldn't let my, I don't know, I just would hold my kid's hand. I mean, well, first of all, like,

his kid was the least egregious thing he's out. It's also, his kid was a fucking meat shield. Like, how is that? at all. He doesn't care about the kid at all and that kid is a fucking that kid's gonna be such a monster

just from like the interviews that he did with, was it Hannity? And he did an interview with Hannity or Tucker Carlson or something I can't fucking remember. Yeah. Yeah, and the kid was...

He's in the background peeling a squirrel's skin out. Essentially. And the kid's just saying stuff like he's saying like, I was like, this kid is going to be an evil piece of shit. Yeah.

He's like saying terrible thing and then he was there when Trump was there at the Oval Office or whatever. And he's just saying, he's like saying disrespectful things that Trump and Trump's being all cute with that. But I'm like, bro, this kid is a reflection of this guy. So this is what this guy thinks of you. Yeah.

And Trump's just like, man. And I'm like, he doesn't care. He's just having enough to be arrested. He doesn't, I mean. Trump is just upset. He's just going for, he's going for a kill streak now. I don't know. You know, you're out of ammo.

You're to start, you start knifing. I don't think he's, I think he's apathetic. He doesn't seem like I actually agree. I think he's just like spy way. didn't win before. Because think about like the tariff thing. When when they push back and then he basically rescinded immediately,

that's not someone who has a vendetta. That's just like, oh well. And then and then he says, oh, they're gonna put troops on the border for the drug problem. Like, nigger, they have agreed to do that when Biden was president. So we literally got nothing out of it. Like that's not a... Did you see the bank first time? He's literally... He's running for

Ohio. And he's like, I'm going to give up income tax as a whole. And it's like, you are so fucking stupid, you brown bastard You brown piece of shit Did you see that Maine was like Like they threatened to cut funding for Maine And Maine was just like

We're just not gonna pay federal taxes You see that? Yeah That was awesome I love that shit Are you gonna comply with these Trans stuff you dumb bitch No

See you in court I don't think you know what's crazy Yeah I will see you in court You'll fucking knit I think it'd be easy win I don't think they understand How much they're subsidized No

They have they have no clue. They have zero idea that we like literally pay the charity to keep them alive. They would be fucked without blue states. Literally if it wasn't for California and New York and I think Pennsylvania in particular the lower part of America other than Florida would be

doomed. That's what I would be like actually doomed like they would not be able to survive. I want them to feel. Arizona too would just die. Arizona would be like you've seen that Texas and Florida might be fine. That's about it. I think it'll be fine but everybody else would be fucked. They what is it called?

the, they keep seeing that stupid fucking map where they'll see like all the red on the land and they think it's like people. Like you fucking moron. Like most people, you know most people. How do you, how are you so dumb where you don't know most people live in giant cities?

How are they not? If most people don't live there, how would they be giant cities? You know what I'm saying? How could it be so fucking dumb? It is because it is bewildering. It's crazy. You're dumb if you believe any of, like it's all.

You've said this before. a few times, right? If you believe, if you believe in a fucking zombie. Yes, okay. You're right. You're right.

How is this far? It all makes sense. You're right. Like, I have to catch my, I'm glad that you, you made me catch myself again. Because I'm like,

why am I surprised at their stupidity? Thank you for doing that. You grounded me. Like, should move out of the next question? Yeah. We should. Yes.

They believe in magic. Yes. Also, best event, I think, by far ever, is John the Hickman's entire run of Fantastic Sports on New Avengers.

Time runs out. amazing. I think everyone should read it because it's just good comic writing. Maybe I'll give it a shot because I never really gave the Fantastic Four or True shot. I have all of it. I have all of it. Yeah. You know the basis of who they are already. You know what Dr. Doom is and you'll be able to go from there. I like Dr. Doom.

He's so cool, but he's also insane. But he's like, I like him a lot. Yeah, that's why he's good. I learned about him from the video game. The Spider-Man one? Ultimate Alliance? No. Capcomte versus... Marvelous Capcom? Yeah. That's how you...

The first time I learned about him, too, though. I thought you meant like in depth or something. I was like, what did you learn from that? No, I know what you should be. When I first saw him, I was like, oh, that's a cool design. That was the first time I saw Thanos. Yeah, me too. Probably me too.

My friend told me about Infinity Gauntlet and all this shit. And I was like, and then he started telling me about the snap. And he was telling me all this shit. And then I'm like, what the fuck is this cosmic? I had no concept of any of the cosmanship that was going on. It really makes Marvel really funny thinking that there's motherfuckers like, Spider-Man, like, stopping robbers and, like, stopping cars. And then, like, up in the sky, this motherfucker like, then I was like, I'm trying to

plot on the whole universe. Galite is eating planets. Yeah. The one above all is just fucking watching everyone be observed. And there's like Spider-Man, like, man, I got a fucking pay rent. It literally. It's like, what the place is great? I mean, it's literally just anime power creep, literally.

I think it's, I don't want to say it's anime power creep. It's the idea. I mean, how isn't it? The world is bigger than one person. I think it's kind of the universe is so much. vast than any one of us, you know. Well, that's kind of what the power creep in a lot of anime is anyway. I, I understand why Narutov, they become aliens. And that's why in Dragura, they become aliens.

That's why, and that's why the aliens become gods. I understand what you mean about that. But the idea is, it's the idea of like, though you are here with your small, minute problems, there are interesting. There are suns blowing up. Yeah, but, but, hold on a second. But, oh, sorry. Oh, go ahead. My timeline's kind of fucked up when I, because I just, I just try to see when the Silver Surfer cartoon came out. And that came out 98. Yeah, 98.

And Capcom came out in 2000 And I just have my memory You know when your memory You get to a point where your memory is fucked And things are like interchangeable Because I'm saying if If I learned from Thanos in 2000 But I saw the Silver Surfer cartoon

For me I definitely watch the X-Men animated series Yeah But I was not watching in the 90s I was watching in the early 2000s Okay So it was reruns Okay I was watching Hulk and Civil Surfer

And Spider-Man I wasn't watching those when they were airing Yeah I guess this is just me I guess because like I remember Pokemon where it was airing. That's the only show like I remember that came out and up

and because Power Rangers right? I remember watching Power Rangers I remember watching the first series freaking Zio Lost in Space

they could not have been airing when I was watching it there's no possible way. I understand that. Yeah. I'm just thinking for myself because like

I must have I must have forgot because I remember vividly watching the Silver Surfer cartoon while I was airing and then seeing Thanos at someone

point, but I must have just being a little dumb kid, not paying attention, not understanding that's the same person as the person knows a Marvel's Capcom too. Because I feel like I remember that's when I learned. And then my friend taught me about Thanos. And but then I must have seen him before. If I had to have been, it's just one of those things to where my brain just sucks and I don't like, it doesn't, nothing makes sense to me more. Everything portrays Danos so poorly, unfortunately.

But he's too strong of a character to just have in stuff. That's the thing. It's like, you got to figure out. It's like, oh, how do you make a DC fighting game? and have them fight each other. So you got to make some stupid pill that makes people stronger like a Superman.

It's insane. It's going to kill immediately. It's insane. Fucking, Thanos is so, without the gonad, Thanos is still such a fucking huge threat to Earth.

And it's like, Captain America, a white man with a shield is going to go and fight him. And it's like, no, dude. It's like how white women feel about black men. Yeah, man.

You married one. You did this. I do. Terrorizer every day. Every day. You're scared her. Boom. Blue.

I'm black. Boo. I'm black. A baby vampire saying Vois, vuan. Not bad. Stupid. Baby vampire is insane.

That is honestly, truly. It's so immoral. It's so evil to do that. It's actually, yeah, it's pretty fucking dark. That is pretty crazy.

Dickhead vampire does that to you? He babies and I never get each. That's so crazy. Backboard. You know that video that I, I tweeted like it was one of the last things I tweeted of like the dude um I don't even know he was like throwing axes at himself

or whatever have you seen that video? At himself? You know that he played every character in the video but it was like the whole yeah yeah I saw one of him like where it was just like you can fucking you'll win a five million dollars if you spike this baby into the ground and he had like this baby doll

and he did shit like that where he was like headbutting it between two people and like slamming and the dude it's so the kinetic force in those videos is so good. It feels so fucking crazy. Oh man,

spike in a babe or five million. Damn. Yes. I would not do that. That's hard. I don't think I can, but I would want to so badly. I consider myself a pretty loving person.

Off the ground. Inmediate contradiction. I consider myself not a rapist. Here I go raping again. Don't say those two things. I mean, it's kind of what you did. I consider myself not a rapist. Yeah, look at him.

That's case his true self. That's not me In more ways than one That's not me It's me It's not me It's not me Oh shit

My name's Kingston It's not me It's not me It's not me It's my name's It's my name being It's Kingston Jamesison I'm not a monster

I'm not a monster In the most monotone In the most monotone Delivery possible I'm not a monster The darkest The dark edges of myself Exist

The swelling inside you right now It's rising I'm not a monster Just so you know Just so you know Just so you understand they think I'm a monster it's crazy he does it really good actually

it's crazy I don't I can't it took a long time like hey it's I didn't know how to do it for a long time and then I saw I saw that video of I'm become meme and it was just like oh this is him actually every single time it's like it's it's less complicated than you assume it is

yeah um but yeah so baby vampire saying wow wow running he says hey it's hey it's me the guy that's been watching young I just finished watching the series and I discovered something else for you to hate. After the ending of Young Sheldon, they've created a spinoff of Young Sheldon's brother. So now it's not even about him anymore.

They just keep this forsaken universe going. That is a cash cow right there. The Sheldonverse is... The Sheldonverse is... The Sheldonverse. Into the Sheldon. What the hell is his brother's name? Sheldo?

Sheld out? Shell finished. Shell finished. Sheldon and Sheld out. I can't even, wait, look this up. I don't even, like, look up young Sheldon spin off. Okay. I don't understand what that could even possibly be or why anybody would even remotely be interested in that.

The Big Bang theory is truly. George and Mandy's first marriage. What a sick, what a great name. That sucks. Is this real already? Wait, no. it exists. It premiered in October

2074. Oh, it's already It already is filmed? Shung, Shung Doudden. I said Shung Delden. Young Sheldon. Shung Yeldon. Oh, man, I hope there's a,

let me see if I can get some footage. Shut up. Whoa. A woman started talking and he immediately yelled Shut up. She got really upset. She's like an immediate reaction. Here's the girl from

from Hannah Montana, I remember her. Oh, Emily Osmond? Yeah. George and. Yeah, I don't know. She's Billy Joel. She's not Billy Joe.

The grim adventures of George. Yeah. She's, uh... You've been remixing your own thoughts. I have. What's his name? The guy that was in, um, I see dead people. Haley Joel Osmond, that's his sister.

Oh. Haley Joe, uh, Osmond. Osmond is his sister? Yeah, it's Lily Osmond. No, Lily. I don't, Lily Joe Osmond. Haley Joe, Joe. Emily Osmond is

Haley Joe Omsons. Opson. I'm done. I'm done. I'm too tired. Haley Joe Opson. It's me. Haley Joe Opson. I'm too tired to go into this shit. That's fucking awesome. These fucking tongue twister ass names are going to kill me. Creating new, are you looking for the footage of the show? So I'm just

trying to get a feel for what people are saying. A spin off a spin off is wild. This is going to be great. Is that the comments? Are you serious? That was wonderful. This is going to be great. I'm so tired.

of being alive in this world. Can we believe we're getting a spinoff or spinoff either way. I can't wait. I can't wait. Edit, y'all know this isn't the first time a spinoff and a spinoff of me. So chill to probably getting bullied. This is crazy.

Man, he is so pretty. They must end this series with, and it all started with a big bang. You know what, you know, when you stab yourself with a blood sword and it goes through you? I put two more inside of me.

I'm so tired. That's what, honestly, I have to say that comment right there. That's what... That's what Marvel kind of feels like a little bit. Or he's just like, he said the thing. You know what I mean?

Like, it is kind of that point now. We're like, oh my God, the fucking... He brought the guy back from Incredible Hulk. Oh, my God, from 2008. You remember him? No? No. Okay.

I watched that new Captain America in... Oh, you saw it? Yeah, not in... I saw it. Oh, you saw it. I didn't even. I get it. I didn't even see it.

I haven't seen it on my computer. I haven't touched it yet. I was like watching it as I went to sleep. And it was just like, what, man. This is so bland. It's crazy. I'd imagine. They could absolutely make it a good movie.

But that resorting them having to be like, all right, we're going to have to take risks. And they're like, they literally, they have like people come back from the 2008 Hulk movie. Right.

To like reprise roles. And you're like, I'm like, nigga. Nobody remembers this. No one remembers that. It's almost 20 years ago. I'm one of the few people that was, you know, of course, I'm conflicted because I heard Ed Norton was being a prick.

That's what I heard. I don't even know if that's true. But that's the reason why he's not the Hulk anymore. Yeah. He was a cunt, yeah. That's what I heard. That's what we heard, right? But like, I loved Ed.

I'm a big fan of Ed Norton. So like, I was really bummed that. I was like, man, I really wanted to see him a part of the Avengers. I didn't give a fuck about Mark Ruff. I didn't, be honest. I still don't. I don't have a problem with him. I just don't give a fuck about him, you know?

He's not Hulk to me, but like I don't, I don't even, I don't care. There are none of these people are the people I really care about. Like, I don't know. I like comic books more. Yeah. Other than the movies. I think R.D.J. and Chris Evans.

Mark just doesn't seem like a, he doesn't seem like a character to me. That's the problem. Like, I want like, like, he seems like a regular person. And I don't want that in a movie. You know, like, so I was like, Ed Norton, though, had like so much character. and I love where he like he he went to he was in Brazil and then he was like working with one of the one of the Gracies and like breathing techniques and shit

it was cool I really liked where he killed a bunch of Mexicans yeah he murdered all those Mexicans Those are no those were dogs When he punched that dog in the dick is an iconic Oh like an angry one Yeah that is an iconic moment I didn't notice until people brought the clip up to like Cause I guess you just I'm not really watching like that movie

I wasn't ever watching it you know He just punches it in the balls. Never noticed it. He ruptures that dog's testicles. That dog died. And then throws it away. That Hulk dog die. God, that movie sucked.

I don't like that movie. It's so bad. Of course not. It's horrible. Betty. Betty? I was like, what the hell is wrong with you? Hulk?

Are you retarded? I like how fast he was moving. That was the only cool thing. He was like, retard. I'm like, Hulk's not retarded. Why are they making him? Betty. Well, Hulk is.

Many? There's like 13 Hulks inside of Hulk. Hulk smash. Hulk smash. Hulk smash. Hulk smash. Hulk smash.

Halifaxmash. Benny. He's got a little a little Yon. His Yon Hoka is a turn to green too. It's a Yomhoka.

Jolt. He's going to jolt you. Damn it! I was trying to say it. I was trying to say it. Wait for him to defend. This jolt to be a general Jew. Of course.

Of course it's a jolt. couldn't have been anything else. That's funny because Ben Grimm is Jewish, too. He is hilarious. He's the best Jewish person, period. Wow, it's crazy. No, it's crazy. Ben Grim's Jewish.

Hulk and smash. It's so weak. It's like, it's damaging, but it's not like unmanageable. It hurts, but like. It's threatening in the same way that like somebody coming at, like a normal person coming at you with a knife is threatening. Like it's definitely a heightened situation. You want to be careful, but like it's, you know, it's not.

It's not like, it's not like. It's not like going to break all your bones in your body and like immediately sending to the afterlife. Wow. I'm incredibly green and I'm incredibly strong. I finally have enough strength to handle my sister's breast. I get finally, damn it. I got to have a sister's breast.

I'm finally strong enough to make love to my sister. We'll see about that bit. How does she sound? We'll see him. We'll see about it. She's just sound the same. I love the idea of her sounding the same. Jesus Christ, my naples quite our sore from all this breast.

feeding. Quite insane. Mostly to Ben. Mend. Men's been just stuck in my teeth. I'm so sorry. I'll be a little gentler. I like that you're doing...

I like that your inflection is like him in the rap. That he did. It's always like... What is that? What is the thing you did? Let's look at his ass. Yami.

Yami no Kappa. Come on my yama. Yumma. Kama ma'amika. Yumino cap. Come on my yamaama. That's so fucking trash. It's such a good line.

That is such trash rap, but I love it. I wrote that shit with like three hours of sleep. Like my head was hurting. And I was like, I gotta get this done. Leave my ass a jar. You leave my ass a jar. A jar is like, leave my ass a jar. I was pretty proud of that one.

That's a great one. Yeah. That was like, I heard that recently for some reason. I came up on my feet and I was like, oh, yeah. Leaving my ass a jar is a bar that you did not deserve to create. Like that's something that you did and you were like, oh, I didn't know I made legendary shit. I make my best stuff when I'm when I'm not trying. You know when we try too hard?

It just doesn't work. This is one of those things where you're just spilling out. I'm like, I need to go to bed. And then it just, it came out pretty well. You're your eighth jerking. You're fucking really,

you're really low. Inspiration comes in the strangest places, man. Yeah. Like that, like, like, evanescence. Like that band is named after the,

I think the brother of like the lead singer. Is that real? Yeah. His name is Evan Essence And they named it after him And they were like, wow, Evan Essence is a really good Evan Essence You're awesome

I love you Evan Essence I love you Evan Essence I love you Evan Essence Come suck my choice On to me scream It places High and acidic All right

Here's an interesting one Okay we go Fuck my butt Inside Fuck my ass inside. Lizard rodin. I want fuck butt. I can't stop come.

Lizard rode in with a you. With a you? Yeah, lizard. Lizard? Okay. Cool. Oh, that's his name. And he says, I know February is coming to a close.

The most recent episode, you talk about John Oliver, bouncing comedy and politics and whether you need a live audience to make it effective. It reminds me of Cody Johnson of Some More News. Yeah, I know that guy. He obviously doesn't have. have a live audience, but it's comedy. The only fucking way we can inform people on serious. But, oh, wait, hold on.

I read this wrong. He obviously doesn't have a live audience, but it's comedy. But is comedy the only fucking way we can inform people on serious shit? I don't know, man. Seems kind of fucked. Somewhat. Somewhat, yeah. I actually do have, it's interesting, he brings up Cody Johnson because I like that.

There's no audience. And it's, I just can't stand people. Let me give you a perfect example. I just watched John Stewart doing him. his, like, oh, he's dismantling Doge and saying, here's how you save money. You know, and he's trying to go towards the, he's trying to go after everything. And John Stewart actually is getting upset at the audience. Because they're, because they're clapping after everything.

And he's like, at one point he's like, well, I'm not done yet. Like, he's actually getting mad to the point where he, when he broke that, he was actually angry. He was getting fired up. And he broke and he cut his hand on a mug when he slams it down. Yeah. You can see, he's visibly upset because he knows the honest is so far. fucking stupid. They're much of, you know,

they're smarter than, you know, than the, because they're still listening to John Stewart. They're, they're listening. But they're clapping at everything that's disrupting his flow. And I'm like, this is the reason why I can't stand like the audience. It's not that a smart audience member that

know when to clap, great. I have no problem with it. That's why a laugh track sometimes works better because do they know when to push the fucking button? And there's people that are like, just trying to like get it in. Like, oh, I want to be the first one to clap. or let's just clap after anything that said. And so it drives me nuts.

People are clapping. I'm going to clap. And then it's weird that John, at least John Stewart pauses, right? Even when he doesn't want to. And that's why he screamed like, I'm not done. Let me go.

Like, let me go. And then John Oliver refuses to stop. So he will start getting loud to talk over them because he's like, tell him to shut the fuck up. And I'm just like, I don't want that. Just get rid of them. That's just me, though. Yeah, I don't know.

That's just me. I just remember him doing the COVID shows without an audience and it just didn't work as well. I completely, I'm a complete opposite ends. I loved it. I, I can't stand the audience because he's not, he doesn't pause so it didn't change. Yeah. It just, I go back and if, let me tell you, if you can show me something that like, give me an example of what you're in. Because maybe, maybe I didn't watch everything and what I watched was fine.

I think it's more just like the, he already established a formula. So it would be like if like one season of sign. just didn't have a laugh track in it it'd be like, this is fucking horrible because this is this just doesn't this, why is this like this? This is so weird. This is not the formula at all. See, this is what I'm thinking

because maybe, because I don't watch the entire show. I just watch what's available on YouTube. And maybe those segments, like especially it's usually the larger segments towards the end of the show. From the way he does his thing, he does not acknowledge the audience at all, especially in those big ones.

like the most important ones like he's talking about the school system or this or whatever he doesn't acknowledge the audience so for me why is the audience there and so i remember you brought up a thing about him doing like a prop thing or something there's some things that like i remember an early one where like i think he did a self-deprecating joke and the audience like laughed like a while and he was like you don't have to laugh that long at that that was really funny that's that's that's really hurtful and i'll try to i'll try to not hold that again or like so i can't remember it was something like that yeah but like it happens every now and again i think the sparseness of It's almost like, kind of like you're kind of wondering like when it's going to happen again.

Yeah. So, but I get where you're saying. Yeah. Also, going back to Cody Johnston, because you said he's, is comedy the way to get? I think so. And I actually, I think Cody in some more news, even though their little puppet, Wombo or whatever, is kind of cute and charming. If they want to reach outside people, I think they should ditch that shit. Because it's such an inside joke that people that are just mainstream.

day the audience will be in on the joke. It's like Warmbo or whatever, this guy that like some dumb ass puppet. Yeah. It has a high voice. But like if somebody like, oh, amazing information, great information about Trump or Elon or stuff like that and you want to show this stuff. They're not going to watch it. They're going to see.

If that puppet comes out, they're never going to watch that shit ever again. Because that's how I would be. If I, the first time, if I saw this and I saw the puppet first, I'd be like, what the fuck is this? Yeah. And so it's one of those things where the show would be much more effective if, uh, Comedy's great. It's why, you know,

comedians are so fucking popular. I think comedy is stupid and gay, and I think I hate it. There's also that, too. Yeah. I respect that your opinion, sir. I think that comedy is a very important device to get people in their door of things,

but I think people have to care about things to care about it. I think at the fundamental level we can teach people politics at the younger age to help them understand the ideas of those things. And then when you get older, you figure it on your own,

the problem is, I think everything's, on how bad education is. Every single problem. I think it's it's where you start to fix things. And if we don't start there, we're just going to end up in a situation that's going to be fucked.

Whatever. That mentality. That's what happened. That's what we lost. You know? Yeah, I know. It's too late now, but yeah. Nobody's coming here.

For intelligence? You're right. I mean, yeah. Let's make it. And let's keep it that way. I saw it like somebody was a douchebag did like a clip of like a The Tim Pool episode or something where we talked about like going on Timcast and sabotaging it and it just got swarmed by like dick riders Oh really?

It's so funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the comments are really funny. When was this? I don't know, I saw it like maybe like last week. Oh man. Yeah. I hate when I miss stuff like that. Yeah, it's funny.

It's really funny. How the, they see the clip and it's like, wow, 300 views. They're doing great. And it's so funny. Oh, like as the clip channel. The unofficial clip channel.

That we don't own. That we don't own it all. It's so funny. It's fun. I love, I love that stuff. Yeah, there's many,

I like when they also say like the, so stupid, like views are, they don't understand anything. It's like, oh, this dude, like say if they were to look at our YouTube channels or something,

like, oh, they really fell off. And I'm like, you know, okay. I'm like, you can think of whatever you want.

I was like, I'm this they don't know about this and they don't know about like any metrics or downloads or nothing but it's it's YouTube it's just YouTube and nothing because it's weird

They don't know about sacred symbols either They don't know about People always like he doesn't What does he? What? Since what was he doing this? You're doing it for seven years Yeah that's at this point

Which is disgusting That is pretty wild But yeah Anyway Let's uh Let's move on to this one This is an interesting one More like dumb

Stupid fucking idiot James Moment of silence You good That was a close one You good I didn't think there was gonna be a funny thing While you're just reading the name

It's mean It doesn't even hurt It's like mean It's just It's child like mean Dumb stupid idiot is that it Was that Was it?

Dump stupid fucking idiot Jameson Fucking I forgot that part Yeah Yeah That's what really He shelves it

The F word In the middle of it He says question for For Chris But I feel like this can be extended to everybody You tend to harp on modern AAA games being way longer than they need to be. And I've always wondered why you don't have that same issue with Reddit Redded Redemption 2.

When the core gameplay, parentheses in story missions, doesn't change or evolve meaningfully past the five-hour mark. Still love the story and characters, but that Jakey video is the most I felt heard in ages. Wanted to hear your take, keep up the good work. I think you should also... So as a... First of all, I want to say,

I do have that criticism of Redid Redid Redemption 2, almost specifically. Yeah. Like, that's a game that is way longer than it needs to be. specifically like the last That epilogue I really didn't need at all. I like it though yeah

Whenever I think of like my favorite moments from that game It's never the epilogue Oh absolutely yeah Like it's just like I'm not thinking about it I forget about it entirely Sure I guess that's kind of the point of an epilogue though Yeah it's the mean potatoes is gone

Right But then it's just like what am I doing here Yeah But you also don't love Red Dead One in first place either That's a thing And that's a huge connect to Red Dead One I think Red Dead One is good I just don't think

Yeah it's nowhere near as good as Red Dead 2 Like by any shadow I think Red Dead 2 is definitely better It's obviously better It would be so I think one is a great game But I think it would be kind of a rock star miss If it wasn't better

It's kind of the reverse of Grand Theft Auto in some way We're like I think 4 is way better than 5 Like by a mile And Redid Redid Redemption 1 is not way better than Red Dev Red Devolution 2 by a mile at all It's the exact reverse Yeah I guess it's like

It depends on what you're playing for. Sure. If you want a story, because I couldn't care less about the story in GTA-5 at all, even a little bit. Who don't mean either. The characters are like, like the characters and stuff. The main characters are fine. I like that. The world is cool.

But as far as like, oh, let me play the story. No, yeah. You jump in that game and you just hit people. I beat it once. Maybe I started going through it again. again a little bit when I got it for free on Epic. Oh yeah. The Epic Game Store or whatever.

I didn't, I don't think I finished it. I think I just put trainers on and I start fucking around again. Like I put on the super speed where I'm just running faster than all cars. I just think I'm saints around. I start fucking running up mountains and shit. Yeah. It was great. But no, I do have that criticism where I did too.

But like the thing is like the rest of it is so good. And it is also a different type of game. Like when I look at Red Dead, I see something that like it's not the norm. And also if you're a fan of Jakey, you should Check out his other Red Dead Red Dead Red Dead Red Dead Redemption 2 video Where he literally like Completely

He doesn't 180 necessarily Like because I think he has the same criticisms As do I But he understands like Oh this is way better than I gave it credit for And yeah Like I don't know I have criticisms of games that are like

A hundred hours plus to beat Primarily Like if you if you So games main story should be a hundred hours Yeah No like not like Excluding like If you're going through a story

like stories is 100 hours. I don't mind a game that I can spend more than 100 hours in or playing or replaying whatever. Like that's fine. But like if it's, if it's going to take me 90 plus hours, 100 hours to finish your story, you did not earn that.

Like there's no shot. Yeah, especially, man, that was played the Vell Guard. And if you want to just have like the good ending, right? It was close to 90 hours for me. But that's if you want to have the good endings, meaning you can play it and have a terrible fucking end.

It's like Mass Effect 2. Oh, no, play it, do the main missions. Don't do the fucking loyalty missions, which are not required, but then you're going to have a fucking terrible suicide mission. Yeah, but, dude, like, Mass.

2 is a great example because Mass Effect 2, like I did as much as I could in that game. Maybe like 30 hours. 35 maybe. It's way shorter, so it's basically a bad one. It's not like a one-to-one. It was just what meaning that.

No, I know what you mean. Yeah. I had to do these things in that long-ass game, Vellgard. Or if it, again, if it was, 30 hours and I can get all the loyalty missions and everything drawn out,

it wouldn't have felt nearly as bad. That's true. It was the fact that I spent so much time and I was like, Jesus Christ. And it was one of those things where I'm like, maybe I would have given it another shot with another class if it was shorter. But you can't beat it that small without, like, I'm like,

you're going to have a terrible ending. You're like, unless you're, that's your point of having a bad ending where everyone dies because you didn't do any loyalty missions. I think a game, things can be engaging as long as they're engaging but I think at a certain point games are like all right it's too long. Yeah. This is genuinely too long. Just too many fucking games man.

Like how the fuck I want? I can't even if I have all the money in the world and it was an issue it's just I can't fucking play everything. Yeah. There's just people are making these games. They said they're too fucking long. I'm like dude I don't need this because now what am I going to do? I'd rather just not

buy some games because I know it's just going to this is all I can play but there's a bunch of other little things that I'd rather play. I hate the whole dollar per hour of entertainment thing that's going on. Did you see that? Where it's just like,

I'm not gonna pay $70 for a 25 hour game. I need a dollar per hour. So that game never be $7. I never heard that. That's crazy. Yeah, and it's just like, brother, like, it only works up until the price. You know what I mean?

It's just inflation. No one would play ball this game for 200 hours. And then it'd be like, I guess I have to pay $200. $200. Like, brother, no. It's bullshit because first of all, it's just inflation.

Right? Because back in the day, like say, uh, super Nintendo PlayStation, the games were like $40. Well,

PlayStation was, because it were CDs and CDs were like way cheap. Like the cartridges for like Nintendo made a mix, like I remember Mario, one of the Mario games

was like 90 bucks. Yeah, I don't, in like 90s money. I didn't buy those games. I looked at that, but like I just, that doesn't like,

that doesn't make any sense to me because, uh, when I would, because we would buy like use games. Well, yeah. And they weren't like $50.

You know what I'm saying? Use like, weren't going to pay anywhere near 90. No, they're not, like, with video games, the used, they didn't slash them down that much. You could see. There's, like, it's objectively true. I've seen that shit, but it's, I think it's just like the plasma TVs that only rich people bought them at first, and then they significantly went down because who the fuck's buying

them at that price? Who has that money? Well, there were luxury. That's, well, it's the same thing about, like, you remember how old computers that did fuck all were like 10 grand, like the original size of classroom? That's what I'm talking about. No, no, I mean, I mean, literally like, the first, like, home computer. Oh, the ones that colored backs?

The apples. That colored backs. That was way later, dude. Really? I didn't, I don't. Are you talking about the, are you talking about like the see-through plastic? Yeah, the ones is cool. Yeah, that's nearly the first design of it.

Yeah, the first ones were beige. Those are the first ones I saw. First ones were beige and ugly. Yeah, the Apple, like the original Apple computers were like 10 grand. Yeah, but that's what I meant with the plasma. When remember when plasma first came out, the TVs, right? They were $8,000 dollars. Remember computers were just like one thing?

Well, no. Because the Apple TVs, those Apple, those Apple computers were. Max, somebody kill this guy. No, no, they still are like that. Kill him. Max are like that. I forgot they're still like that. I haven't seen a Mac computer in a long fucking time.

I mean, you can get them separate, but yeah. But yeah, no, the thing, and I was reading up on this because I thought it was kind of interesting. It's like, why is that differentiating the prices or whatever? And it's because, like, generally it used to be like luxuries used to be more expensive, but like a lot of like the things that you needed to get. Like, your apartment was way cheaper than it would be today. but like the luxuries were like more expensive.

So like a computer was like fucking obscenely expensive, but you could live in an apartment on like a single income just fine. Whereas now it's kind of the opposite. It's like now your rent is fucking stupid, stupid expensive. But the best TV you're probably ever going to need is like 800 bucks. 800 bucks. Like it's it's a complete shift. And video games are probably like like that where they used to be like this is a luxury product.

They were probably experimenting a lot more too. They were definitely $40. It was definitely, arcades were still booming. Arcades were booming. The idea that if you really want to play these games, you get in the arcade and then now the fancius to get it at home. I haven't at home now.

Exactly. But the thing that's funny is that usually the quality was shittier, too. So you would fucking have these home consoles with the worst version of the game than if you play in the arcade. Quite literally missing characters and shit like that. At least the games were usually beatable though. You play at arcade. You're like,

you're going to bring $20 to beat a fucking. game. I was saying, I was like, my friends were like, oh yeah, I could beat, I could beat, I could be, I could be Mark Mega Man 2 right now. I was like, let's put a Mega Man 2 and play the game right now. I bet money you can't get through Tuesday just consecutively. I don't know why. And I was in time.

I was like, I know. I was like, Jake. I was like, there's no way Jake can be the Mega Man game. I was like, Jake made when you were younger, when your hands only had to worry about that and there was nothing to worry about your brain maybe. Wasn't born way late for to be good at Mega Man? He could have still played it. Yeah, that one doesn't mean the other, exactly.

Yes, it does. But he played. I was like, go I play it right now. He played it. He died on the first level. I was like, what do you mean?

Yeah. It's, you're not, you're not like that anymore. It's different. Yeah, locked in as a kid is very different from being locked in as an adult.

Because it's free. Yeah. You're like, I'm, you have nothing to worry about. I can play literally all day and you have absolutely nothing worry about where it's,

oh, it's dinner time. Oh, okay. That's like the worst thing you have to worry about. Yeah. Fuck, I got to eat. Damn it.

I have to sustain myself. Yeah. nutrition. I remember beating the fuck out of Nintendo games. Commando. I remember being pretty good. I don't know how I did that shit.

Yeah. Now I've tried. I've tried to even just playing fucking dude I was playing Super Mario 3 and I was getting my asswops. I was getting my asswomen. Games not easy anymore. Wait a minute.

I remember beating the fuck out of this game. Dude, Contra was mine. Contra. I was so good of Contra. I would beat that regularly. I said Commando. And I cannot fucking. I meant to say Contra.

Oh yeah. That's what I meant to say. Contra whips my ass now. Like I can't I can't get past the first. the first fucking stage of that game. I just get ravaged in such a deep way.

It's just insane. It's like Legendary Halo. I know damn why I beat Legendary Halo too. I know damn why I did it. I could not do that now. I don't believe that's true. I definitely did it with my cousin. There's no shot you beat Legendary Halo 2.

On my life I did it. You were going to die. Yeah, man. I did it. I got to the end and I was like, oh, this is crazy. I can't even if I did this. Because you've said that you weren't good at shooters

until, or way late. Yeah, because I played with someone else. I wasn't good. I wasn't helping him. I was there with him. I was taxing him. Halo 2 co-op on Legendary with somebody else who is bad at the game is a absolute detriment. I definitely got through it.

I kid you not. I finished that game. That show was hard, man. It is not even exaggeration. I know I finished a game. And I know it was still bad. You maybe did it on Heroic. I was dog shit.

I only got good at shooting games. Like maybe in my early 20s, I learned how to really play shooting games. Because I didn't like them. They weren't fun to me. Remember that bounty that Charlie put out for like... Oh, that fucking... Yeah, critical. When he put out this thing, it was like...

You can't die or anything like that. You try and beat Halo 2 on legendary. With all the skulls? All skulls on. And I'll give you like $20,000 or something. And it was like a massive speed run. Huh? Anyone do it?

No, I did it. Of course we did it. Yeah, people did it. And he paid out. Of course. And some dude streamed it and it was like amazing. I feel like that's... And it took...

weeks. Like, I... I think over a month, actually. To say. That's, that game's fucking impossible. That's, that's,

uh, yeah, that's, uh, yeah, um, I wonder if my friend, because, uh,

I had some friends, these twins that, uh, they only played games on, to me it wasn't fun. So, playing games with them because they always wanted to play

on the hardest settings immediately. Yeah, and then unlock the harder setting or whatever it is. And that was how they played. That's how Xbox 360. No, that's how PS2 and Xbox games were. Whereas like,

yeah, get raped by this game, setting and then you'll unlock a harder to get right by that and it's like... I wasn't I would work my way up until until it wasn't fun anymore to where at a certain point it's just too hard and I'm like well this isn't fun now. I play

everything on hard mode now particular I do because especially achievements wise you usually get achievement for playing on every mode so I try to do everything I just start I want to feel what casual mode well not casual because casual is easy the standard mode which is and then the

standard is is like normal right? But hard is like what it's supposed should be standard. I played you know. Yeah, yeah. It should be standard. Depends on the game, I think. I played God of War the God of War four on the hardest difficulty. And it took me a day to get past just the beginning of the game.

Oh, the first, the 2018? Yeah. Dude. The beginning of that game on new game plus on the hardest mode is so obnoxious. It's so. It's so. I just don't, what I don't like about it is that it's all about fucking building up the stun meter. Yeah.

And that's not fun to me. Yeah. So basically what it means is you really want to just punch the shit out of them because you're punching. Punching builds up the stun meter more than like your axe or whatever. And so I'm like, well, this isn't fun anymore. Now I'm just like punching these guys and then ripping them apart instead of like. I'm just slamming people against the wall. Consoling the environment stuff.

Just they kick over and over again. It's like against the wall. Like at a certain point when you have to do stuff like that, strats like that, it's, I'm like, it's not. That's for more or less saying you bid the game. I'm like actually playing the game. Yeah. Exactly. For sure.

Because I like the old God of War games to where, since they're a fixed camera, just holding block, you would block in whatever direction. So playing in very hard was actually fun because it was just more about just timing. And you can still use every weapon, right? Because it just made it fun. I'm like, okay, I can still actually, I just have to be really good at timing because if you get hit three times are dead, you know? And so that's fun. Not fucking, oh, just punch now. I don't get me using my axe anymore.

Yeah. There are certain difficulties that become like antithetical to like the, the, fun of what, like, there's so many games that, like, they, on the hardest difficulty, you're, especially shooters, where you're just kind of like, you're just sitting behind cover and then you're just, you know what I mean? It's just like,

this is not fun, dude. That's a veteran, veteran call of duty. Oh, yeah, veteran call on your head out and get sniped immediately. And I'm like, what the fuck? Like, how do you not die? Like, how do you not die in this? I don't know how to aim fast enough to kill the sniper that skips me immediately.

Like, right now I'm playing on mouse and keyboard. With like Marvel as I'm playing Destiny and Mouse keyboard a little bit. I don't like, I just don't like moving around. I don't like moving around. I mean, K. But shooting is, shooting is amazing. It's just so easy.

I have, I have ripped people's heads open on freaking, on trials on my, on freaking PC. Are you playing Destiny now? A little bit. A little bit. I'm not going to get into, yeah. I know I'm going to end up going into trials and then like, probably damaging my computer.

I can't do that. I can't get that mad. The, we were, we were playing. We were playing Marvel Rivals yesterday, I think, right? Last night? Was it last night? And I think so. Because I only played like two rounds.

But we had... Oh, the Jeff-off! Yeah, so there was a Jeff Off. This is a character named Jeff the Shark in this game. And he's like a land shark healer type. He's like small or whatever. That really happened. I forgot that happened.

I wish we were recording. I didn't even think about it. We should have. But we're sitting in the lobby or we're sitting in like the pregame like before the door opens. and it's just like one v one jeff one one one jeff in the in the chat or whatever i'm like what the fuck is going on and so we all go to the point and then the two jeffs go into the center and they just start and they have like a dog fight and both teams are just watching there's like a legit dogfight happening it was like you know it's just crazy it was literally a dog fight and i was just like this is

kind of like it's been a long time since i've seen something like that those are the moments that make video games actually magical like yeah like this is the magic of video player stuff like that's the kind of yeah like I remember like that reminded me of old like Halo 2 halo 3 like Xbox Live stuff where it's just like people would just only like only hit only punch right right right and then people would do it for some reason everybody would agree it's like I haven't seen this in a long time that's really cool I wasn't that I didn't recorded I wanted them not only have a fight on I wanted to be like no one else got involved playing for the point is Jeff versus Jeff but everybody started shooting I was like no no don't

kill me. No wait. Don't be autistic. I got killed. I was like, God damn. That was a fun game. It's a really fun game, man. I really think you should play it. Yeah, it's, I'm going to download it soon. It's free. I know it's free. It doesn't even cost money. I just haven't hit the download button. I just got to do it. It's in my library. I just haven't downloaded it.

I hold it. I just won't play it. I just, I haven't been playing anything recently. I played a little bit of Elder Souls and what is that? Hades. Elders souls? What is that? Eldous souls. It's just another, it's like a road like dark souls thing.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Hades is great. I love it. I have Hades too. The update came out that gave them the finally added Ares into the game, my second favorite god. And it constantly crashes on me.

I can't play the game. Sick. Dang. It sounds like you're in early access. Yep. I can't play the game. That's why I'm like, oh, wait. I don't really do early access anymore.

Honestly, I'm usually disappointed. That's what happens to watch me It was really good It is the only time I've really Encounted anything Fucking the game entirely You know what I'm curious about No Man Sky

The game? Yeah Because I remember that was a disaster I never played it I know it's I know it took the landing eventually It was horrible I should have played it after they recovered

Just to like Support that type of Mentality Yeah I'm curious about it Because I'm just like Oh I keep hearing like Oh there's another free update

Like I see memes about that all the time And they're like Hello Games you don't have to give us anything for free. It's like, here's more free shit. And it's just like, I guess it's good now. I don't know. I've heard it's like, it looks really cool.

I just never got on to it. I don't know what I would do in that game that I would care about so much. I'm like, I don't really, I don't care about going to speak of the world. You're not that kind of a person. Yeah. You wouldn't like that.

Like, I like, I like, if there's nothing like cool about the world, so I'm like, God, just walking around collecting fucking, fucking flana. Yeah, I feel like, because I do that in Skyrim sometimes. Where sometimes I don't really feel like doing much so I'm just kind of just fucking around climbing mountains and stuff. I love the occasional snow troll that comes out

if I get they kill it. I love when you throw fire on the trolls and they try to run away eventually and then they just die and it gets the freeze frame with them just being like falling over. I love that animation cycle of when they die in those games. Or when the giant kills you. There's a little bit of a momentum

too. So like they're still going forward. They're still like falling over but they're still moving on a little bit. The giant's killing you is the best in that game, dude. They hit you, you go up. You go straight up. I know we've heard that that wasn't supposed to be a thing, but do you believe that? Yeah, I do.

Do you? Yeah, because I've seen that exact glitch happen in so many games. What other games? Where it's too, like, it happens a lot in Halo, but like, if you, like, would just wedge something into two things that are moving too quickly, then we used to do that all the time. Like, you remember there's a Halo 2 map with a fan. And we would always, like, drive the tank in the fan. What?

The sniper rally, right? Like, where the water's on one side? Yeah, it's the beach for it's Zanzibar or Last Resort or whatever. But, like, you drive the thing in that you could drive a tank into the fan. And because the fan is, like, part of the map, it's like, it's not moving. Or it's not going to, it's not going to break. The tank's going to break before anything. Yeah.

It would, like, squeeze the tank. And then this tank would just, like, three. buildings and like through everything. It was the coolest shit ever. So like that seems to me like that where it's like there's just so much force going up where there's there's not a lot of there's not a lot of force applied down in the rest of Skyrim ever. You know what I mean?

Like there's no enemy ever all enemies are attacking you like either directly where there's like stuff space behind you. Yeah. Or you know maybe from the bottom up like with the spiders or whatever. But like that's the only attack that comes down. And so because it's so much force going down and then the ground is solid. it's just just shoots you right up

or shoots you down. I've seen some of them where they get shot like through the moment when you finally can take their hits and you go and you fight them and it hits you and it's like, hmm?

You should be dead as like, I'm wearing daydrama. I've killed demons. I'm gonna put your soul in a gem in and use it. I do like the idea that they just never fixed it. Yeah,

that's great. That's great. Yeah. Yeah. I actually do remember you talking about that type of, that happening.

it was in NBA 2K2 on Dreamcast Or the ball, if you got too close to somebody while you're dribbling The ball would shoot up completely into the air You're like, whoa shit There's other things too, like the one that I remember That's coming to mind right now is the Grand The Auto 4 where there was a swing set I forgot about that.

Remember that? Yeah. So there's a swing set in some playground I think in the Brooklyn area, I could be wrong. Like you can look up GTA 4 swing set and you'll find the videos. Right. But like if you drive a car directly

and you onto the center beam and just keep driving because the swing set kind of moves sort of but it is still rooted to the ground it lets you get in and in and in and in and then it just shoots you across across the map physics is so cool

yeah I love video of physics it's so fucking silly the best shit ever yeah but anyway I don't even know what you're talking about I don't know I'm gonna get out of here yeah let's this last one and then we'll get out of here this is a quick one

Sweeney is Sweeney is an anti-Semitic road in He says hey media Black psychopath And Steve from American Dad Are you guys always Are you guys always annoyed At the current TV landscape

I'm sick of the eight episode season format With seasons that take two to three years to come out It's annoying We need to return to 22 episodes With filler and holiday episodes I so deeply disagree It's crazy I miss things having like

10 episodes That's fine I'm fine if eight episodes to me is fine. It just depends on the length. So 10 episodes was cool. To me, 10 episodes just, it's just satisfactory because 10. And culturally, 10 is satisfactory. So that's the only thing that I really miss.

But as far as, if the episodes are close to an hour, I'm okay with eight episode seasons. Yeah, I don't mind that. I watch the Zuss and that show was 27 episodes of season, I think. 27 episodes? Like six seasons. What the fuck is it? Is it a sitcom? How many?

The sitcom, yeah. Yeah. Oh, it's not a sitcom. It's like a... How long are the episodes? I'm guessing almost an hour, but I could be... That's definitely insane. That's too much.

That's definitely insane. Almost an hour in that minute. That's fucking insane. An hour is three Seinfeld episodes. For context. Right. So like, I don't know, man. Like, think about one of my favorite series is a Gundam wing.

And it's just, you know, they're... It's a regular... About 45 minutes. That's a lot, dude. That's a lot of show. That's like a fall in the house of usher length. Like, like... A haunting of Hillhouse.

An hour... An hour TV show. show like as we know they just with 15 minutes of commercials you know it's a lot because usually on average are like 44 minutes let me see how many episodes we're using it's like 22 for yeah for yeah and like the gunnum wing is 27 episodes like the whole series yeah like and like and i love that how long were the episodes of gunnambu's like a half hour you know they would air on a tsunami not even like 26 well i mean i mean they're yeah yeah the 22 minutes but like the half hour slot and uh yeah and it was just less than 30 episodes and it's a fucking great series

No. Season one had 18 episodes. Okay. I think it varies from there on. I think one of them's like... I think a comedy benefits for more episodes. I think like, I think you could do like season, like one season of a comedy for like, you know, 15 episodes. Like I think about like community all the time where it's like community, the first three seasons of community, there's like 20 episodes and they're all really fucking good.

Yeah, I'm good with that. But like that's also like, I think also a half hour. Eight episodes per season. I think those, those CW shows. when DC was getting involved because those were like the hour slots and then they had like 24 fucking episode to season or something And I'm like this is too much

How you end up with a fucking gorilla that wants to kill Barack Obama Yeah they just ran out of shit to talk about Like they just run out of stuff And then and then at a certain point when they got me hooked Like okay let's CW the show Everybody's just gonna fuck each other now and stuff It's gonna be all about romance and shit I'm like I okay

Like literally everybody in Arrow like had sex with each other or something. I think at a certain point, it just got crazy. The thing is, I think comic book characters do really good work in shows. I think shows,

the reason why Daredevil is so fucking good. The show format is perfect for them. It is quite literally the best way to destroy them. The one is written by, like, people who are fans and no comics. And they want, like,

they have, it's like, the CW was just a shame. Yeah. You know, if it was on Netflix, like the Arrow on Netflix would have been probably fucking.

Like, Dary Natural is a good show. I like some Metro a lot. It's one of the first four seasons. I'm sure it sucks. But it turns into like just a stupid dick. It gets ridiculous.

From what it stands on and then what it becomes is like this is just dumb. I like Supernatural. I'm sure it's like. Just impuging his taste immediately. I mean, he's just about some hot guys

dealing with magic or something. They kill supernatural things. Yeah. And just like, but they're like, people two tax fucking fraud provider to IRS niggins and they call it supernatural.

That'd be sick as fuck though. The reason in which they hide their money is supernaturally. That's so stupid. Exactly. Yeah, no, I I don't remember what we were talking about. You know they're all going to be

New Season of the Boys? That whole cast pretty much because Kripke's the guy... What are you saying? The supernatural cast, like Micah, Jensen, and Jared, they're all going to be in the boys? Yeah.

That's funny how you just know that. Well, because they're the same showrunner for a whole series. It's still Robert Singer. Oh, I did not know that. Is he brothers with Brian Singer? Ooh. It might be local.

is how the world work. Is that a guy is still working? Is he still working? Thriving. He's probably thriving. He's probably thriving. He's probably doing so well.

He's fucking having a voice spin on his head. Yeah. Especially now that. Pull the little kid off of it. I gotta go to work. I bet he's having a good time now. I got my to go boy. He's having a good time now, especially the Epstein documents are clearly being burned.

Yeah. You know? I saw that some chuds were even pretty upset. Yeah, they should be. Jesus Christ. Yeah. The standards you people fucking have. It took this long.

Remember we was like day one we're going to release those those Epstein documents and then it's like, where are they? He was like, just kidding. Just kidding. Turns out I'm on them all over the way. Some bitch said she had them sitting on her desk and then still nothing. And then she tweeted, release the Epstein documents. Like, you got them, you dumb bitch, you slut. Fuck you.

I'm so, like. That's fucking awesome. I just, oh man. I have such little respect for women in general. Weird. Weird that the guy that's best friends with Jeffrey Epstein hasn't released the files in. Weird. Weird. Weird. Weird.

I don't understand. It doesn't make sense. What was the guy who said to be funny if they said weird, like a regular saying of weird? Who was it? I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Remember yesterday you were talking about like a guy seeing something crazy. He was like, whoa, that's weird. And I'm running away.

We were playing rifles. Oh. Who was it again? It was, um, it wasn't Larry David. No, shut up. Fuck, who was it? It was Stephen King. It was Stephen King seeing a real penny wise

And saying, whoa, that's weird I'm not. I love the incuriousness of He sees a real penny wise. It's so deeply incurious. Like, whoa. Whoa. Anyway, I don't know.

Let's move on to, let's just get the hell. Let's get the hell. A real penny wise. Not even a real penny wise. Just like, Anything supernatural will be like, whoa. Crazy. Let's get the hell out of here.

And by the way, I don't know. I like, I don't mind. I do think two to three years between seasons is crazy. But I would rather, I don't know, I'd rather not have like 40 episodes of nonsense. Like, give me, trim the fat. Yeah. You know, make a good show. Severance is great.

It's like maybe nine episodes of season. Invincible. I'm happy. I'm like, it came back. But I missed when they said that it was going to be back in February. Like I missed that announcement So I wonder when it's coming out And then I see on Amazon

This shit's like dropping this week I was like holy fuck Because they just dropped last fucking year So like they're I'm okay with that Yeah What is my penis for? They're caught up They're caught up

They cut back on animation That saves him a lot of time Yes they did There are some frames I saw last episode That I was like It's funny But like it's you know Like when Marcus is looking over at somebody

It's just a fucking I'll take that dude I will take that over fucking Two to three years Of fucking like polishing Well, it's also just not that show. I'm not going to watch Invincible for animation. Like, I don't even care really.

It's almost like a radio show in some ways. I could just listen to that show and it'd be good. I hope they show the parts that are like really. There's some really cool moments that I want to see. But also like... Did he get raped yet? I don't know if they're going to put that in the show. Several times.

Because that was in the comic. Yeah. Yeah, molested. By his dad. I don't know about that. It's really poorly-handed in the comic, too. Like it happens, and it's like, it's a shocking thing that's really ground and it happens. And they're to leave it like that.

And it's like, that's like, that's what it's like to be honest. No, they tackle everything. And they're like, no, that's it. He was raped. Wasn't that epic? Wasn't that epic? I'm Robert Kirkman and I'm a jackass. I don't know what, I don't know.

I haven't looked super into that storyline. I don't really understand the problem with that storyline. What? What happens? There's no resolution to it. It just happens. Okay. Spoiler.

Spoiler, guys of people that care about invincible. He raped, she rapes him, then she gets pregnant and has a kid. And then it's just like, no resolution. I don't know, I don't know what the problem is. What do you mean? Like, I don't get it. And she's still present in the world as well, too. She exists in the world.

Is she like friends with him? And he's like, oh, man, I feel really bad for what I did. It's like, are we talking about it? That's all. She like has a kid. And the kid is like, yeah, my mom raped my dad. that my dad wants literally nothing to do with me until the final panel of the series. And it's like, oh, okay.

He just knew the kid existed too. He was like, I'm just not going to be there at all. Are we talking about Barbara Gordon and Bruce Wayne? What are you talking about? No, that happens too. That's crazy. He fucks that. That's Dick Grayson's girl and he fucks her.

I mean, you got to, though. You're going to leave a baddie like that alone? She's way too young. She's way. And she's young to be dating Dick Grayson. Batman fucking her is But niggers That was the most clear you've ever spoken

That was so like You're so disappointed I didn't see that coming at I took you on a journey If you're on a journey Just to grab your dick You're like You're like, yo, can you

Hang on all day? You're like, Yo, would you mind Picking upside? Drop something? Rapes you. I'm so sad We can't put something like that

A shirt. That is so damn funny. That would be so funny on the shirt. It would be funny But like there's You know, Anyone that would want to buy that Probably should not have something like that.

Exactly. What about with asterix? Nah, it loses something. I think that makes it worse, Derek. I think if it's a B-A asterisk

said it so clearly Yeah, that was You said it so clear. It sounded like it was so planned. But it was like completely off the cuff, obviously. You know what? Don't bleat that. I'm absolutely not.

Like, I can't. I can't. I was just like that. That's a new Star Tink moment. That's good. Can't make a clip out of it, maybe, but like. I mean, I'm sure, duce back then.

We could bleep. We could put it. We can put it on what you call it. We can put that shit on Twitter. I want to make a, I have two clips that are, that I got to sit and end it on my phone, but I have one of your mic falling down and you're just not noticing. That was great. Yeah.

It's fucking. Anyway, let's get the fuck out of here. Man, that warmed me up. I'm back. Send us, uh, Jesus Christ. I just got so winded. That really got me. Says, uh, Michael Richard.

I'm back. All right. Like that was The guy And he gets charged up Ending the show We're going to read our $25 And up patrons

And go over there Patreon.com slash the snark tank You can make me read Whatever the fuck your name is Make me say all this crap So I go on over there Don't let it happen Don't let anything bad happen

Never Don't do it Nothing ever bad Nothing nothing bad happens. Ever. Ever. You have to sway when you, he's on a ketamine

sway. Ketamine sway. Sounds like a dance move. It's like, everybody do the ketamine sway. That's insane. Sway to the left. Cry. Cry to the right. Throw up.

Throw up. Everybody. Stim real bad. I'm spinning a fidget spinner fucking spinning it's at a plane. It's been getting a cyclone. That's insane. Look how fast I'm fidgeting my spinner. Okay, we're going to read our names now.

Can I get it? Can I get a cut now? Three, two, one. Oh, my goodness. Now I'm not going to do the whole thing. J.R. Steak eater. Megertron.

Nice. Oh. Megertron. I am going to kill the prison with a mortar. Doc Brown in 195 is supposed to be 35 years old. The story starts in 1985,

1955. Did you know silver? In a karate kid? You know, the tall old guy with the ponytail I've never seen that movie. Oh, well,

he's not old when he's... He's not in the three. He's not old, but like, say in the series now, this guy's silver, he's back. He's a few months younger

than Ralph Machio. I had no fucking idea. I just, I, saw a meme of this and I'm like, wait, I'm sorry. The guy that plays Johnny Silver in Cobra Cot is younger than Rob Machio. He's younger than Rob Machio by a few months.

What does that mean? So in the universe, Johnny Silver is supposed to be friends with fucking John Crease who they grew up in, they went to Vietnam together. So they were like supposed to be like older. And actually in reality, and the thing that's crazier though,

but seeing it in the original movie, Ralph Machio looks like a fucking Like a baby compared to this dude Yeah But Ralph Madjo's older than fucking Johnny's over I mean it makes sense because Johnny looks great for his age He looks fantastic It's insane

He looks like amazing for his age So he's 62 right now And he's gonna be And right now Rob Macho 63 Macho 63 Yeah so Because he was

I remember seeing him when That's where the stars like almost a decade and a half ago He was already not young then Yeah And I was like wow he's aging pretty They've just done a pretty good job of like like making him look a little bit closer to the age that he's supposed to be like in the in the universe right now yeah he's supposed to but he's fucking 63 like the actor and I'm like what and

John Lawrence who are the guy that whatever his real name is he's 59 he's younger he's younger that's the real actor though right yeah the real the real actor whatever is Zach Zach Zach Zach Zabka yeah he's he's 59 in real life it's not a real fucking name it's like a Soda brand in Futurama. It's hard to say because I want to say... That's a like I'm from somewhere in Europe that doesn't exist type of name. Yeah. I want to say Zakba, but it's Zabka.

And it makes... Like, I don't know why. It makes me mad. Zabka sounds stupid. Even all of them are young, too. Except for... I know the girl that plays the daughter is not very young. She's like almost my age.

The guy, the Robbie King. Yeah, he's also my age. They got engaged. Yeah, good for them. Yeah. Rodney King and the actor that plays Daniel Russo's daughters got engaged Yeah, because I know so low, I thought he was older than he was.

I didn't hear about it. Yeah. Yeah. They just got along. They all just got along, man. Yeah, it's crazy. Makes sense. He broke up with his other girlfriend for her, and I'm like, good shit, gang. Good shit.

An iconic man. Oh, is that what really happened? Yeah, actually. Dude, movie, being on set ruins lives, dude. Oh, of course. Well, duh. You have to be into my people all the fucking time. And then all of a sudden, they're like, oh, yeah, fuck my significant other.

It's going to be with you now. Could you imagine breakups? Like, imagine a breakup for a person I gotta do fucking kissing scenes with. It's rough. Like, fucking Chris and Stewart cheating on fucking Robert Patterson and they have to do two movies together so they're like madly in love.

And it's like, this is fucking crazy. It's rough, man. It's one thing that like I imagine, like, if you became an actor, do you think Lily would be okay with you doing like scenes like that? Kissing scenes? I wouldn't be comfortable doing it myself.

Oh, yourself? I would just be gay in the movies. I'd have to be gay. I'd have to be the gay. I'd have to be the gay. That'd be the gay friend that's like, yeah, I'm in relationships off screen because you don't want to see my gayness on camera. Yeah, I don't know. I'm not.

To me, I think I could separate it, but I don't know. I've never done it, you know. What if Jodda has to do a sex scene where definitely she's getting plowed and no one of the scenes and you know it? Very weird if they're actually having sex. That'd be. That's a different situation. You guys really fucked? Yeah.

Duh. It sounds like, oh, I didn't know. I thought, I thought Vivid was a regular movie. company. Like, what's happening? I didn't know you're going to be getting fucked in your pussy. I thought I,

I explicitly said I was okay with it when I thought it wasn't a period. Wait a minute. I don't feel, I don't feel too because like being on set, it's so not sexy. So like,

that's kind of the thing. It's like the movie magic really is making that seem not as awkward as it truly was. 100%. But, so like, I don't know. I've seen that. I've seen that in person and it's just like,

oh, this is not concerning to me. And the thing that's, is concerning. is just more of the downtime where they're spending a lot of time together because I think

that's where the connections really happen not like we're on set kissing and shit sure but like I mean it just happens a lot though a lot of like oh they get together

they believe their other significant others before this is a tale as old as time because they're spending so much time on set three months together 12 hour days

they're spending more time together than they are with their significant others and then they fucking break up and they get together and then it either works out or doesn't you know yeah

I don't have a problem with it yeah I don't think I think like like save Jojo gone acting, it wouldn't bother me because I, I trust her. I don't really feel like she's some, like, oh, there's a, like, she's working Michael B. Jordan. Like, I understand. Yeah.

Like, you know, he's better in every single way possible. But I also feel like that's, you know, she would go get with the Michael B. Jordan type of niggins if that's what she wanted. You know what I mean? Sure. She wants my bum ass and that's cool. Anyway. It's weird. Ball.

Yeah. Arthur. She stays in that hit her. Arthur, do you, do you joke, do you joke? Do you joke for me, son? Do you joke for me? Do you joke for me? Man, that's been a minute, a minute. It's been a while, yeah.

It's been a while. No. No. I haven't seen that in months. I've thought about it in a while. Ever throwing in big bucks? Play the Mecca Break play test starting February 23rd. The fuck is that?

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It's like some game, some mech game, I guess. I don't know. Let me check it out. Maybe. I was flirting with some bitch And she asked me my hobbies All I could think of were screaming and coming As your hobbies

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with a condom in it. Sweeney, you looked up the wrong Yes King meme. It's called This is Why Squidward Can't Sleep. Berserk or Broly Gapshawning Sweeney. Snartank Live in Japan featuring Johnny Somali. Ain't no rest for the Spick Kid. It's crazy. Red, wrecked, it's such an old school incident.

Like, no one ever says spick. Yeah, no. They're so uninvitive though back in the day. I know. Jap. Yeah. Hispanic, spick. Like, oh, oh, you're so, so inventive.

Yeah, it's probably, it probably wasn't. I wonder if it's truly a slur or if it was literally just shorthand, but said violently. You know what I mean? I think that's what happened like Jew, right? Yeah, like, Jews's a slur, but it isn't. But it isn't. Like Jews, they call each other Jews all the time. But then also it's just how you.

It's just how your, your, your, niggas call each other niggas all the time. Yeah. Your inflection, you're the, uh, the way you enunciate things. Black people don't call each other the hard art. Yeah, they don't. What's up? Yeah, they do. Uh, you do.

You do. I don't call the black men. Yeah, yeah, I do. But. Yeah, exactly. I call myron it. Oh, yeah. Well, he deserves it.

He doesn't even count really. He's one of those freaking, he's one of those. Uh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, here we go. I caught myself. Dang.

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I can't believe that I rolled my eyes so hard. I can't believe they made Hershey's woke by using pronouns in its name. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I forgot about that. Yeah, she. Hershey. Jesus Christ. There was a Jeremy's chocolate.

Do you know that fucking asshole that's, he's like, Jeremy boring. Do you know that fucking dumbass? Oh yeah, the head of the Daily Wire. So he's making his own products. There's razors and then there's a which of course the UFC took it on the sponsorship, those fucking assholes. And then Jeremy's chocolate, I'm sure it bombed. But I think there was a joke within that. Like, oh, are you tired of this pronoun chocolate? I swear to God, there was like a thing and I vowed to smote him, you know? I vowed. I vowed. I hope that is nothing but diabetes on a stick.

Whatever they're talking about. And then, yeah, I hate these people so much. When ugly men ask me out, I swap their DNA into unprocessed rape kits to frame them for sex crimes. That is maniacal, but cool. That is pretty funny. Would you like to go on a date? That's crazy. Just be critting myself.

You want to go out that bad. Star Tank RPG. on Twitter wants photos of you all, please? Oh, right. Aren't there, I feel like there's so much. DM us, nigger, like, I'm just saying. I don't know if you need something specific, but yeah, there are, well, to be further, there's probably a lot of dumb pictures of us.

I don't know if they just need, like, something. I guess like, a normal headshot or something, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know what that account is. Yeah, just fucking DM me. Well, still, you still do it. I'm close to closing it. The bots. It's unbelievable, yeah.

I show up my DMs for anybody, and then I just stopped using it. Let me show you what just happened. This is like, it, get out of here. I was about to pay, pay respects to,

uh, the chick from Euro trip. I can't. My brain's distract. This just happened. Look at this. Yo. This just happened.

It's a, like, I've been put in like, shut to the camera. Yeah. Look at how many groups I just got. Dude, answer them.

I just got put into all the. these groups. They're all like, there's like, a hundred people, something, like. Let me see. Like, it's just like, and I was like, what the fuck is this? That's so crazy. Like, I was getting to the point where I was like, it's broken. It's completely unusable.

It's fucked. Because every once in a while somebody comes and says something interesting. Or they, uh, like, there's that guy who actually was harassing us to, he wants to buy some, um, some figurines from, uh, from Warhammer, Ferdicay. Oh, right, right. And so he actually responded recently like hey like where the fuck up kind of like because he wants and I was like yeah

hold on I just need to like pick the it's need a second it's just so much and it's this is what people this is what people wanted yeah a nonstop robots

in their in their feeds thank you so much man I appreciate it I think it's there's there's you know we I think

it's really important that we we let comedy is illegal fucking loser literally just ruined it god that is so it's so fucking accurate it's nuts dude it's fucking annoying snark tank RPG on Twitter wants photos

okay I read that Ben Shapiro actually write for once reward him with the cuck chair and give his sister back shots like boom boom boom boom damn that's crazy it was like he called him out for the Ukraine stuff I think he did

he said that he's completely wrong Which is, it just makes me mad that like, it's so odd. Like, imagine, how could, I'm saying, I know that yes, they believe in zombie magic. I get it. But it's just like, still, even with believing in magic, in what world Christopher? Can the aggressor the person that invaded not be the one who started the war? Stupid. It's fucking.

It's so, whatever, man. It's beyond. It's, like, beyond a three-year-old's understanding of the world. Like, hey, you hit. your sister first, you started this. I'm sorry. You know what I'm saying? It's like one of those things.

Like they literally, unironically, the first, probably the first thing you learn of any consequence. Yeah. Is just how that works. So, yeah,

I mean, I'm not going to be giving Ben Shapiro any props because it's so, it's like the bar, the bar is so low at his bar. That would be like, oh, congratulations,

Ben, you didn't shit up your back. Congratulations. That's so great. Can a nigger live? Have you seen that video Of Nick Fuentes? Yeah

It is funny Yeah Did you see that video? Yeah Even he was like This is too sick shit I'm like am I I'm literally a Nazi

And I was looking around Like anybody else cool with this This is too much for me He's like Steve Bannon Went on stage And he was like And he was like whoa This is getting too real too fast

And I was like This nigga He understands Oh he thinks Nazism's cool But it's living under Nazism He's like, hmm, these niggas don't have motion like I have motion. All right.

These niggas are stuck. I have the motion. That video is funny, man. He's, like, he is funny. He's a funny person. He's a funny person. Like, he'd be a fun person to, like, fucking be around. You know what I'm like?

He'd be you if he wasn't racist. He wasn't racist. He wasn't, he wasn't. He'd be you. Like, he's got charisma. I get it. Like, I think smoking a blowing Nick Fuend is probably be a good-ass time. Yeah, it just like, it'd just be.

nice to me was such a dumb piece of shit. It's a shame. There's a lot of people like that, man. Yeah. You didn't think I was a lesser life for him. Yeah. If you didn't believe that eugenics should remove people that look like me from the pie school. But he's such a fucking retard because he's also like Kanye so great. And I'm like, if you're a true Nazi, you'd be like, yeah, fuck Kanye.

Fuck Kanye too. I hate that he's representing us. Yeah. But like these guys, they're not about it. They're not real. They're just like. They don't got real big in no more. They're larpers, you know?

They are larpers. Yeah, literally. You don't got real racist no more. Ben Shapiro Actually right Okay Hassan Looks like someone

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Cool Losing all my friends In the custody battle Kurt Cobain POV I eat the poo And lick it like ice cream Death Jack the world's fastest

Maori I need it And then they eat the poo Hey, didn't they eat the poo? Why do you eat the poo? I love that. Then they lick the anos. They lick the anos.

And then he does like this. With like this. Oh yeah. They say this too. They go, oh yeah. They say, oh yes. They lose themselves in ecstasy. Then they take the entire head and put it in the anos.

Let me demonstrate. You come here, sir. Come here. Open your anus. So that I'm going to show you. When I think of people something like that, I think of Rafiki. more before I think of Africans. Do you?

And it's insane. That's kind of crazy. I don't like that at all. Yeah, well. I think of African. It doesn't even sound like that really. Yeah, he does. Not really.

I don't think of a baboon, sir. That's kind of crazy. I think of African. I think of Rafiki whenever I hear African accents. You're basically Nick Fuentes. Yeah. No, not yet. I can go harder.

I can go away. I hold in a lot. I can absolutely match him, but I'm like, I don't believe this. They plow until the enos is red. It is crazy. They take the plunger. It's wild.

They take the plunger and take the anus and come out like a flower. The first time I saw that I was a kid and I was like You were a kid when you saw that? I was like maybe 12. What a pro-lifference? Yeah, that was like this is mortified.

Actually, the first one I ever saw was kind of beautiful but also disgusting. It was a few years ago. It was the first time I actually saw Pearl Lashians. I kind of don't think I've ever seen it Paralyf Amazanhas. I just have an idea of what it is.

Yeah. I was watching your mom's house. They were doing these specials during COVID. And then like the pro-lapse an hour that they did. Yeah. It was, it was. I mean, it's not that. It's an hour of it.

It's an hour of showing it. No words. You know he sounded like there. SpongeBob was laughing at one point. And he was just going, yeah. And then like he was like, Mr. Crabs was there and like getting upset. Like, all right, boys, that's enough. I want to put him to crab

And unload a clip into his stomach And then just walk off And he dies realistically I love that I love that I love that stupid hypothetical That we came up with years ago Where it was just like

It's a normal SpongeBob episode And then like They're like they're delivering their lines And then like Squidward has like a realistic heart attack And he like kind of like Leans like slowly onto the ground And then everybody everybody's voice is just normal It all breaks

Patrick's like Get somebody here quick Yeah. No one on the phone. No joke. Sponged by Bob was like, call the ambulance right now, please. In that exact,

in that exact intonation. Isn't that image of Skirutard falling down? Like, he's like laying down like he's hurt or something like that. It's like, there's probably many. Yeah. I know there's one of Squilliam doing that

and having heart attack and dying. Oh yeah, that's right. That literally is at the end of Bengi. The super dull thing? Yeah. He falls back onto the stretcher and then he dies. Yeah.

He canonically dies in that episode. He does. Did you guys, do you guys follow an Instagram account called Deep Fried freak bob. Yep. No. There's a line that they're using like AI for

to interchange between SpongeBob. I only follow porn people. Oh, okay. Well, this is actually, this kind of is porn. This is porn, but like, you know, with SpongeBob and them. But like there's this line that's interchangeable, right? They're like, uh, because he says like, it says like, oh, oh my God, about to bust. But like, so they'll use Spongebob

voice. They'll be like, oh yeah, oh God, about to bust. And we're like, ah, yeah. I have that shit It's just dumb fucking like crazy And then there's calm everywhere It's fucking it's And then it's deep fried for what For no reason

It adds It adds it adds It's like crazy stupid It literally adds texture It's a great it's a great Instagram account If you guys are interested It's like the meme that I showed you guys Earlier today of the fucking wolf

I don't know what you're talking about Jack the World's fastest I already need a Star Tank You have to bomb I forgot about it for real Sneezing is just coming out of your face CDI Zelda my name is Jake

and you guys are really hurting my feelings You know Enough What do I have to do to dethrone King of Halfhazard Mm It's impossible You don't got the motion twin

You weren't born in that royal family So sorry Oh my God Remember when people are doing that shit Oh Fuck Wait what are you We're always showing things

On the show That the audience can't see That's their fucking problem God damn it Is this people falling down Off of the crates I've seen this. Okay.

This made me laugh my eyes off. I bet it would. Lily saw me, this is not funny. Turn this off right now. Big Meaty. She laughed. She laughed.

She does not. She does not think she's. She doesn't think it's funny. Andy the man who's handy is now back to S.T. Render and Forever dandy sex gifts. Sweene has completely abandoned trying not to say the N-word.

Absolutely. Facts. Well, yeah. He also, like, Sweeney, Kekid has ofted, even just like this week,

he tweeted, I'm going to make an effort to tweet only about the things I'm positive about. And then less than a day later, it's immediately like not that. I can't help it. It's such a six. Well, then don't, don't proclaim. I'm going to make an effort to try to. I've been teaching positive things too.

And has it been only negative? Yeah, whatever. Let's go. Let's fact check this. Lying ass nigga. Let's fact check this. Let's fact check this. Okay.

Let's go ahead, live fact check it. I'm down. Go for it. I have my page right here. Yeah, yeah. Easily. I call somebody a dickhead, okay. I made the wolf jagging on.

Okay, six days ago. Starting today, I'm going to make an effort to only post stuff I really enjoy. That was six days ago. Five days ago, trying to stay positive is rough on this app. Five days ago also, I can't believe this is becoming a trend. I want to be positive. I really do, but this drives me insane. Is it a dissent?

It's a dissent. I'm trying. Four days ago. Oh no That's kind of whatever Three days ago If I post memes on my camera roll I go sealed under the surface of the plan

That's not so bad It's just so funny You can't make this shit up one day ago Quoting some fucking stupid Elon things This guy's a dickhead 19 hours ago That's great He is a dickhead

I tried. It was a dissent. It was a dissent. You don't have to do it. What? Does it be an asshole? I have to. People are assholes.

I have to be. I haven't posted on Twitter in three weeks. That's good for you. Awesome. And it's so easy to do if you just do it. Awesome. Do it gainer. I can't do a gainer, I don't think.

I think you'd really hurt yourself. You'd really hurt yourself. It would be funny for a moment. Then it'd be like, oh, this guy, he can't walk anymore. I live in Texas. I ain't going to be lit, though. I ain't going to Vegas to eat road. Nothing would change.

It'd be late. It'd be Chris just like... I would just have a chair with wheels on it. Chris propped up. Absolute horse piss and a chilled glass. The in-game currency and codboys is called CP. Gids. Rob Schneider.

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I remember seeing a Last of Us movie trailer. No, you don't. Fuckface unstoppable. You good? Oh, whoops. Kingston, if YMS can cut off his hair for a bit, you can do something with yours. Yes.

Good for YMS. It really, it means. makes no sense to me. I don't want to cut my hair. It's a religious. His nigga doesn't even do anything. You don't even do anything with your hair. I don't even know why you care about it.

I did my hair literally last night, but then I fell asleep. I don't have, I have to get a cap for it. What do you mean? Like something like, I don't know how to. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna buy you one. Would you rock one if I buy you one? That's so disrespectful.

Even I don't believe, I don't believe in any of that shit. But you don't, people don't know that. That sees you. I'm going to hang out all my Jewish friends. What's going on? I'm going to buy you some... What's going on my jiggers? I'm going to buy him some Jewish drip.

Jiggers. I'm going to buy you some Jewish drips so you can like a tone for what. Yeah, you can wear like that weird like, what is it the fucking scarf? Yeah. Or whatever it is. For what? What? Everything that you've ever done.

Everything. No. Yeah. I don't want to... Everything. I don't want to... I like it being... It's not like me.

I remember that. I mean, I mean, I don't want to go to commute. I remember specifically saying, I don't want to go to... communion. I remember saying that. I don't want God to save me. I want to go to hell with all the freaking morning is. I think that means I think that's what that literally means. Does it? Like if you

do the communion or whatever, I think you're just kind of safe. You just have to eat the wafer and you're good? Yeah, you just got to eat the wafer. I almost bought them because I remember you bought some and I was like, I want to get some. Yeah, I bought like 500 of them or like a thousand of them because they were like four bucks or something. Yeah. They're stupid cheap because they're made out of just like matter, I guess.

Yeah, I do know. Like it really is great. Like I don't know what the ingredients of fucking the body of price are, but it must be incredibly cheap. Anyway, spumbo-futters, jolly old dipshit Ace of Parades. Getting my name read, even though I only paid $5 a month. Hey, welcome.

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Is that No No this sounds like something that I'm aware of That's We didn't talk about the email I don't know the lazy ocean hugs the shore. I know that line.

I don't know, man. Is that Disney? Maybe. Why do I know? Oh, it's fucking a sway by Dean Martin. What? Right? I don't know.

I don't know. That's sway by Dean Martin, for sure. I don't have an image of that song in my head, though, at all. The rhythm starts to play. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a toll. That's told. Oh.

Like the lazy ocean hugs the shore. Yeah, okay. My holes Gave me more Gave me more Yeah Yeah And a random rhythm

Start to play Other inwards May be on the floor But Negro my eyes Will see only you Get that hoodlum off my law He's suspicious and black Fucking racist

Which is redundant I know Dude doing fucking like that shit That'd be great That'd be great making a song like that. I wish I had the voice for that. Like it's a very specific voice. I think we can, there was a lot of people that just did that, right?

Not all of them made it, but I feel like our voice, I think we could just do a good enough version. I don't know if we can. Dude, I've heard some guys that I'm like, you're, it's like Ben Shapiro doing this where I'm like, you're not one of them. I feel like we could do that. I shared a, on Insta. You want to hear my impression of Ben Shapiro doing a Native American Chance?

Hey, yeah, hiya. Is that link? It can also be him trying to mimic link as well too. Being on stage doing stand up. It's my impression I would be in American. Well, he wouldn't say an Indian. Here my impression of an American Indian. Hey, haia, hey haia.

Hey, haia. Hey, ha, ha, yeah. Yeah. Wow. Wow. I would laugh. It's so bad, I would laugh. That's actually, it's actually kind of a meta joke.

Yeah. That would make me laugh. It would be funny. So bad. Hey, ha, yeah. Hey, yeah. I'm painting with all the colors of the wind. That's funny.

The Native American Ben Shapiro is fucking... That is the next level. Hey, hi. Hey, hi. Hey, hi there. Hi there. Hey, hi, hi, hi, yeah. Hi, how ya.

Net Buffalo had a goddamn life of its own, don't you understand? I shouldn't I killed it. Shouldn't I killed it? The trees are singing to me. I killed the buffaloes explicitly in Red Dead 2. I killed every buffalo I came across. I've ever heard a wolf cry. You want to come to my powwow?

Wait, what is the lyrics? Have you ever heard of wolf crying at the full pale moon? I don't remember. I don't, I don't watch films. I don't think he's ever seen. I only watch leaves, Russell. That's crazy. I love Native Americans.

They're great. They're pretty great. Smooth snicker. Oh, yeah. The vainless snakers. Shitting in a Gatorade bottle, stilt skin. Hey, Derek, can you whisper into the mic? Hot Pocket fleshlight.

Thank you. Aussie possums are cute until you hear them growl. Hot pocket fleshlight. Oh, good point. I guess I haven't heard them. It's like koalas as well. Like when I remember when I first heard a koala for the first time, I was like, ew. I would shoot that thing.

They're also like deceptively hard? they're dense What? They're dense Really? Yeah, koalas are dense So they're not like You know

They're not like all Squishy and fluffy They're just like unusually heavy It's like a soft brick of lead Yeah they're just like And they all have syphilis So there's that too No they sound like

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NAR. NAR. NAR. That and those fucking South Africans do that too sometimes. Oh yeah. South Africa is such a fucking hilarious place to me. So that every is scary, man. Especially when that fucking alien ship landed there

and they had all the fucking weird shit. No, that's in the movie. And fucking Musk came out of it. It's a documentary, idiot. It's a movie. It's filmed like a documentary, so it's real. Yeah. Oh, yeah, District 9.

Yeah, it's a good documentary. Very good. You don't, wait, are you telling me you didn't know it was a documentary? He probably thinks South Africa is just like a normal place with people in it. Fucking moron. No, it's not normal. What an idiot. There's white only towns in South Africa somehow.

And they're like, we deserve to be here. It's like, dude. Dude, what the fuck? I would just... Look, man, it's like just history, man. I got at a certain point, it's like fucking... All the slaughtered South Americans, the slaughtered, you know, it's... This entire world is full of that garbage.

What makes it insane is that that is in the content of Africa and they're like white only. Like, that is... so preposterous. It's just new. It's insane. It feels really insane just because of how recent it is. That always happened. That's not. Nationalism is a thing, right? Obviously, people don't like other groups. Look at all of the, look what's going on in Mexico, man. Dude, I'm not. Imagine if they finally get those coax. Imagine if Africans went somewhere, right? They were like, oh, this is a black only town somewhere in Europe. They would slaughter them. They would just kill them. That wouldn't be a thing. That wouldn't be a thing. And they're like, I've been in four years

Like, I'm gonna shoot you We're gonna do this interview Well, I think the moment this camera's gonna put Now you're gonna die You should probably run I think it'd be a crazy thing To slower them though You should

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No what I'm saying It's like you said Like a like a all black neighborhood In Europe Well to enforce a solely One type of group neighborhood Area city is insane Yeah should not have it

But I don't know if they should be fucking They should. That's tough, man. No one, no one's sensible should have that. He kind of sounding to sound like a Zionist now, too. He kind of is looking even. I'm talking about being against me. He's an anti-Semitic Zionist.

How did I get that? Swedish. He's an anti-Semitic Zionist somehow. That's crazy. I don't know how he does this. I don't know how he does it. He's like slaughter them all. Yeah.

Slaughter. Slaughter the opposition. Yeah. Look, dude. Look, people are going to die, you know. All right. She's been looking on my Piva, the greatest gay parric. movie the greatest gait,

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Yeah, so by the time he gets to the bike, it's like... insane. Do you have a crazy horse phase there? Oh my God. He's just speaking like that, though? What do you think, Gixon? Faint worse than death, I think.

To be able to be able to communicate and know that you can talk and you're saying the words that need to happen, But, like, they just take so long to get to the end of your mouth that they're not even words in it. Just get a microphone. It just echoes off your cheeks like a million times. It's just like, it's just reverb. Yeah. It's so distorted by the time it gets out.

Just get a speaker. That's just so stupid. Might as well just get it. Or just break his jaw and readjust it the right way. How long does your drive to? How long would you have to? How long would you fucking. mouth have to be.

I just don't even. It has like 40 feet. It has to be so long. So insane. I just don't know how like how it's it's, it's, that is such an insane experiment that would love to test to where how, how, how, like, what does it have to happen to distort your voice so much? There's no more echo.

It's just noise. It's just, oh. All right. I know you're talking about Riley Reed in episode, uh, 299, being a trombat. of a sportist meeting? Is it? I don't think so. She is one. She is not right. She is not. Is she? Yes, she is. She is. She like dead asses. Oh, I'm looking this up right now. I feel like she doesn't even know what politics are.

I feel like she does know because unfortunately she's around people that I fucking talk about the worst of them shit. Really? I don't even know what she's doing. She's not the one I'm talking about, but it is her. She is definitely one. Really? I guess I don't know anything about her so I guess I can't even be so red. I definitely don't watch her porn anymore. She doesn't like, I don't like her anymore. She said niggas many times. That shit was so funny. That rap? It sounded natural. It sounded like she's been saying it.

Oh, of course, yeah, for sure. Rap lyrics is one of the first things that auto-complete. I thought he was just laughing out of context. Rap lyrics. No. That was so stupid. Ush. Why can't we go, Sweene asked.

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dude they were going crazy and I was in the comments like yeah you would be that person yeah you know what I've seen lately and this is completely inside to nothing you're saying it but like I've seen this contingent

to people being like oh man I'm glad people are starting to be mean to MAGA like there's a lot of like left leaning people coming up now where like really really kind of ruthlessly mean and like clowning people and it's like man this is like the this is like what we need

it's like a they're calling it the dirtbag left or something. Oh, I've heard of that dirt bag left. I heard that turn. And I'm sitting here being like, you're welcome. You're welcome. It's one of those things where I expect to be on that fucking mountain when you carve my face into it. Where the fuck have you been? Where the fuck have you guys been? Yeah, truly. Like, what? Yeah, I'll take my payment in gold de blooms. Yeah.

You know? There was like insane people that were being mean towards the wrong fucking people. And then there was I don't know I don't some others I don't know what those Some of the other people that were being soft I don't understand I don't understand the strategy at all

Like I thought like fire with fire Was always like a good strategy When it came to like talking shit Yeah Like why would it not be You know it's not war It's like it's words we're talking shit And I want

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