The Snark Tank - #305: Casey Anthony Strikes Back

Episode Date: March 7, 2025

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It is that guy. Are you out here vaping? What is happening? You're a vapist? Not really. I got some CBD to, because like some people swear by it. And I'm like, all right, I'll be giving a shot because I have a lot of injuries from back in the day.

So otherwise, I don't give a fuck about vaping. You're going to be a vapor, dude. You're too old to start vaping. I don't like, I don't, I feel stupid. I'd rather smoke cigarettes and I don't do that. You know what I mean? I'd rather smoke cigarettes because at least it's just, it's kind of badass killing yourself like that, you know?

Yeah. If I'm gonna, because like, I imagine putting anything in your lungs still ain't that great. So if I'm gonna go for it, I'm gonna go for it. I'm gonna go for it. You know what I mean? I respect. I respect people that use like hard drugs, you know? Like I respect those hard drugs.

It's like, you know, you clearly know this isn't good for you. You're like very aware that like you are killing yourself, but you're still doing it. And that's like, that is very respectable. People can disagree with me if they want. But like, right. There's something badass about killing yourself and knowing. when you're doing it. There's something, yeah, I actually kind of feel that, especially, I mean, shit's kind of

whack, dude. Like, we're living in a stupid era now. Like, it wasn't supposed to be like this. I feel like the, the, the, the, the algorithm got changed. And it's like, ah, shit. Things are, things are so weird now. And the people that are really doing hard drugs, like, I really respect them. I think for a long time, things have been messed up.

What happened is that we just, we just never fix the problems. And I think now, all those problems are rearing their head again because it's like we didn't fix, we didn't fix the problems. Yeah, we fucked up. We didn't fix them.

Like we had, we had so long, we had so long to, like, really fix the whole entire, like, wealth gap problem. We just didn't.

We just didn't do it. And we let people, it's into like, oh, just give rich people the, what do you do? Give it back to you. And it's like,

when has that ever happened? When are you guys are going to break the mode? You guys are going to be like, yeah. Of course not. Of course not. Hold on. Before we get deep into this,

we, we we we didn't uh because i interrupted with the vaping vapist over here yeah just just yeah massive serial vapist uh chris obviously isn't here uh he's sick and gay and you know hopefully he'll be here for the next episode we don't know because he's uh we're gonna be recording one uh pretty much tomorrow most likely yeah tomorrow recording again very likely if not Thursday and if you have a

that don't usually go away one night in antibiotics. So hopefully Chris doesn't die. I don't know. Hopefully he's not gay and dumb tomorrow. Hopefully get the conversion therapy works. Yeah, and he's back to being a fucking straight man because queer bows are taken over. It's crazy, man.

It is. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't hate it, but not hating doesn't mean like. You know, like not hating something means like, I'm neutral.

Yeah, I feel that. I'm like, whatever, dude, it could be whatever you want. Speaking of Chris, we got a question, real quick question from Virgo Runers Sunderson. And he says, hi, Chris looks like an offensive Jewish picture. Anyway, what's you guys' favorite sandwich topping? I mean, he does. There's a lot of people that if Chris had curly-ass hair, damn, it would be, it would be over for him. My favorite is the typical, just like a lesbian.

I'm the favorite one. That's my favorite one. He's like Ellen DeGeneres. He's like Ellen DeGeneres. He's my favorite one. A hundredaires of glasses. But, yeah. My favorite topic is, I don't know, fucking Swiss cheese.

I don't know. I think I like 23-year-old bust. Like around that range. Like, if you can get like not too, not too early 20s, not too late 20s, about 20s. Oh, I thought you meant aged. Like it was bust that's been aged for 23 years. Oh, that's crazy. That's even, that's way crazier.

How long does it take for come to change colors? I mean, look, let me go through. It's so nasty. I just heard about a story of some dude. This might be a really old story, but at least heard, I've just heard about it for the first time where a dude was collecting his come in a jar, of course. And they kept it in the back of his, uh, his, his sink or whatever, the cabinet. his bathroom and then the wife finally saw she didn't know what the fuck it was she was like what

the hell is this so she just threw it out obviously and then dude comes out all panicking one day like hey yo where's this jar where's the jar and she's all threw it out and then it turns out i don't know i guess he probably came clean he uh he was using that cum to put it in like his wife's stuff like his for food and all this stuff just sprinkle it in a little bit so this dude was like cum maxing and just making sure that she joined in on the cum, come, the camaraderie. Yeah, the camaraderie.

That's what's up. It is. That's what's up right there. That's real commotary. Yeah, yeah. That's so crazy, man. I don't know, I don't know how people, I mean,

I know it's not a new phenomenon. People do like these cum jar things and they were putting like my little pony in the jars and coming in it. That's a special type of person, man. I think, I think, um, I think we've been, we've moved forward the right ways and some things, but I think we needed to be more stunt on like people that are weird shutting the fuck about being weird, you know. Oh yeah.

Like we're all weird, but we keep our awareness to ourselves, you know. Yeah, that was the whole point. You shouldn't be posting the kind of porn you watch. You shouldn't be, you should be happy of who you are and your ideas. identities, but you should not be allowed to show other people the most derelict part of yourself. And we let that become too prevalent. And we got to take a step back.

It's more of that I don't need to. Yeah, we don't need to know. You got to, I'm on J.D. Vant's side about that shit, you know? When the fuck did he say that? I don't know. But he probably thinks it. I hope he does. Hope he has some sort of decent perspective.

Dude, have you seen all the memes about him? Do you see the one that freaking meat candy made? Well, he didn't. didn't make it. He just shared it. That's insane. Like the one that looks like him? Yeah. It's insane. He didn't make it. He made it. No, no. He just quotes it and he was like, it's like staring into a mirror.

Somebody made that. And then he was like, what the fuck? That looks like me. Just a beard, little, little thick, curly hair. I'm like, yeah, that, that is, that is me Canyon. That's relatively what it looks like. It's our guy, you know. I thought that was pretty funny. It's really insane how much of an idiot those guys are. Oh, Hassan got banned. That's perfect to talk about.

Hassan got banned on TikTok, on Twitter. No, no, no, no, not Twitter. What was it called Twitch? He got banned on Twitch. What he got banned for? It's pretty stupid. What do he got banned for? He's actually, he's back.

He's back already? He was banned for like 12 hours or some shit. I don't know how long, but I'm just assuming. I'm just saying 12 hours since he's stupid. he's back. You know what I mean? He wasn't banned for a full 24 hours even. Or maybe he was banned for it was stupid.

Maybe he was 24 hours. He could have been banned for something. Like, look, the whole Houthi terrorist thing, that's, that was worthy of it. I think that's when you're like, A, off the platform now. That guy's a terrorist. I'm like, the one thing, the one thing I have about, I was thinking about that too, uh, about the, because that, that dumb kid and or whatever, the 27 year old, whatever, that pirate kid or whatever.

Like when I was, I was looking into more of it. And from where I came, I was kind of inconclusive that this guy is definitively a huthy pirate. That was the only thing where I was like, it was a little wishy-washy. So where initially I thought, oh, this was obvious. But then with, one thing that is very true is that this dude absolutely despises Zionist. That is one to the point where this is what he said one time in self-defense, but it's like, I don't know if I can believe him or not, because he says it's not about Jewish people in general. He said it was Zionist. And this is what he said.

He's like, anyone who supports our cause and what he means is basically just freeing Palestine and all that type of shit or any war he's from the liberation of his people. He says, I love you. Like he used the words, I love you, right? And they translate it. And he was saying, they asked him like, what about fucking queer folks if they're if they were supporting he was like then i love you now here's the thing i don't know if i believe that nigga you know like say but this is what he's saying and at that point i'm like i don't care enough because this is actually unimportant to like uh any type of

talking point but this is just me coming at it as a real person not just being like uh say like i've been watching a lot of what Ethan has been kind of going through. He's been tripping a little bit. He's been tripping a little bit. It's like, I mean, I can't even say a little bit, man. I can say it is the most propaganda filled shit I've ever seen. And I'm surprised because I always thought he was kind of like level headed. But what he's doing right now, either he's being fed complete misinformation and he has no idea or he's just completely being a propagandist on purpose. And I'm not sure which one it is. It reminds me of Joe in a sense where Joe Rogan was cool and then he just lost his mind at one point.

It happens when your people gets under attack, man. Yeah. Everybody's allowed to go radicals for black men. Everybody. Everybody else is allowed to go crazy about the cultures for black people. When we do it, we're everyone's like, hey, Cho, everybody else does it. It's like, we're protecting our city states. And it's like, okay, man, sure.

But it's unfortunate because I don't think he was a bad guy initially. I said it before you and Chris did where I was like, this niggas, this niggas tripping. from the moment, from the moment I watched half of one of his streams about that if I was like, he's, he's cooked. He's, he's cooked. He's standing way too close to the problem. Hello, everyone. It's me, Robert F. Kennedy. Are you tired of listening to your favorite gay podcast with a bunch of ads that don't have worms in them?

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Okay, we have, that happened. What else? We got a Zelensky at the White House. Oh, man, that was a... Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget, or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle

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Oof, man. So the president of Ukraine ended up at the White House trying to talk to Trump about war preparation plans and what's happening and begging Trump for help, you know, like a human begs another human for aid. And Trump and J.D. Vance, sorry of the foremost, look, he doesn't fail to look like the biggest jackass in a room in a room with Donald Trump. Somehow, he just always looked so moronic. He's just the biggest cock-sucking simp. he's insane it's it's dude it's insane it's insane it's insane seeing the way he was just like so uh he so jd vans was

talking to trom to killensky and klinzki and killenski came in uh dressed in a very casual where he's probably out and about granted he could have i would have assumed i if i'm being a president i would have dressed better but he's also another foreign dutary he was an actor and shit like that so he's like he's like a very he looked good too he looked he was dressed nicely but he wasn't dressed in a suit he doesn't relatively casual wear he's also a younger guy unlike presidents

in every other country they're usually not rickety like Donald Trump is I gotta address that because there's two things first of all like all the Russian fucking simps were gonna criticize me no matter what

if he was wearing a certain type of suit they were saying look at this guy like he's in a war and he has time to fucking play dress they're gonna find 100% 2 billion percent. Also, the people that were criticizing them saying, oh, you're not wearing a suit in the fucking White House. And then Elon Musk strolling in, like looking like a fucking child with this custom maga hat.

Like these people are not going to be a graphic tee. They're about nothing. This is the thing that upsets me, though. Like, it just makes me so mad that these people can't fucking catch that these people are about nothing. You have people agreeing with them, jumping on two. Yeah, he should have done this. You should have done that. I'm like, nigger, why didn't you say that?

about fucking Elon Musk. You're about nothing. You have no conviction. That's the thing that makes me mad. That I'm like, none of y'all niggas have any conviction. Y'all don't care about anything. You're about nothing. You have no consistent thought at all.

Oh, no. They're just, they're just, they're just, they're just throating. They're just throding this guy that doesn't give a fuck about them. Right. But it's, but it's insane. So they met, J.D. Vance was talking to, uh, Klinski about Ukraine, hyper ignorantly, hyper ignorantly. he was like oh do you have ever been to the country have you ever seen anything about he's like

no but I've read about it and based on what I've read I understand it's like dude you're wrong about everything you're talking about yeah he was consistently wrong about like it wasn't like he was like he stumbled over a phrase or two like every human does he was confidently wrong and after he was playing off being wrong he started getting aggressive of course because he's an idiot and he's he's an idiot chimp and then Zalinski was just like, whatever, dude. And then Trump was like, wait a minute, wait a minute, you played your hand incorrectly. You even given you trillions of, and then everything is just pretty much trying to bash the liberal movement for Trump now. That's all it is. It's just him

trying to consistently say they did worse than I'm going to do. Newsflash, things are in a hilarious place right now for the country. But people voted for this. So that's no here there. And then Zelensky was like, I'm going to get up out of here because y'all clearly, y'all are clearly here trying to do some sort of intimidation tactic on me and frighten me so we're

going to bounce, which was absolutely a smart thing. I don't think I wouldn't stay there for that either. Like I'm not going to come to this country to get to have two, a dingbat and a freaking orange corpse of fat insult me for hours. You know, so he's

He dipped out. Yeah. It was really embarrassing. It was very much so, a global scale embarrassment, again. Classic America. We've been on a fantastic run lately. And it's clearly Russian chilling. It's clearly pandering to the Russian party,

the Russian country, like he's been doing the whole time he's been in office. So, of course. We're going to see where that's going to lead. He's like, we're on the verge of World War III. And he sees, and since he was like, you don't understand if you get rid of us, we're your only ally in that particular place of the country world. You understand that, right? We are your only ally.

We're the only ones that are on your crew there. And it's like, you don't get it. And he was like, and then I think Trump probably assumed that he was threatening him. And he was like, you're in World War Vorge, one thing. He was like, no, this is going to become a problem for you too if we fall the way what's going to happen. and Trump obviously started trying to chest beat again like usual, but he's a moron as well, so it didn't work. He's just being a good boy. He's like he'll, right?

He's compromised to Russia, to Putin and to Netanyahu. It's obvious. And it's frustrating watching this because even somebody like Ben Shapiro had to just be real about it a while ago saying it's crazy that Trump keeps. blaming everything on Zelensky in Ukraine when it's so fucking. Like it's literally, I'm talking four-year-old logic. Four-year-old logic. You know that you have a sibling four and five years old. Who fucking hit who first?

Okay, they started it. Obviously, they fucking take the blame. It is the most basic shit. And then people are somehow stupid enough to start parroting the talking points that somehow it's Ukraine's fault. And we're at that level. of stupidity that I've done a lot better with kind of checking out a little bit

with not absorbing it and getting is upset because it's past the threshold of like, oh, you can convince people of anything. Like anything. It doesn't matter. Logic is not in the playing field at all. So of course, it played out this way. And like Zelensky's in a fucking terrible spot

to where he has to fucking still somehow Simp a little bit And like even when Jadie Vance said like Oh have you even said thank you at any point And I'm like yes he has You're literally not listening at all Like he literally said thank you He literally was gracious

And then Jady Vance because he's Jad Vance is a complete fucking moron simp He's literally not listening And I have a problem with many people That I encounter with just in real life When people are just waiting For their turn to talk and they're not listening So they're not even contributing to the conversation

they're not even contributing to what you just said. They're just waiting for you to finish speaking, and then they talk whatever they wanted to say. And that is what they were doing the entire time. And it's so frustrating to watch because in real time, we see what's happening. And stupid people are just cheering on that J.D. Vance and Trump are getting fucking louder. As if that means anything.

With fucking, hold on, with him even saying of Zelensky saying, like, I hear your voice being raised, but I'm not hearing your fucking logic being raised, which was like a big fucking slap in the face. They were really upset about that. Yeah. But it's like, nigger, that's, you, they're not used to having anyone challenge their bullshit, right?

That's why the media asked them the most softball faggot questions that I can't fucking stand. I'm like, how is it, how are you going to let this nigga just say, oh, we're giving, Hamas was given $50 million worth of condoms. No, 100 million. It was 100 million. Like, oh, so, so it just went from 50 to 100. Nigel, you're just pulling shit out of your ass.

And the media's not calling him out on that shit. They're just letting them talk and say that. And I'm like, there's been a way for a long time where it's this, it's, I don't know, man. Like, if I was a reporter, right? And I went up there. I'd be like, hey, how come your name is very likely on Jeff Efton?

I was like, how cool are you Epstein, Trump? Hmm, interesting. I would, I, there's no way I wouldn't have said that. I would have died, clearly. I would have said that. And I would have, I would have, I would have never woke up again. Bro.

Speaking of Epstein. Them, oh my God, that fucking PR stunt, the Epstein files, they were like, they got those shitty grifter fucking conservative influencers, invited them to the warehouse and gave them a binder that said like Epstein files phase one. And I'm like, is that not the fakes cartoonish bullshit you've ever seen where they're smiling and joking and posing for pictures? and absolutely zero information, zero new information was leaked. It's like at this point, if you're a fucking Trump supporter, how could you be? Like this, they just fucking pulled the most bullshit. You got nothing from it. And it's like, you and I know, Kingston.

We know that, like said, hey, the dragon ain't going to slay itself, bro. Exactly. Epstein being best friends with Trump. You think fucking Trump's going to dime out his best, homie? he's going to dime out himself? The fuck y'all are thinking, man. It's it's, it is insane. It is insane.

I saw that picture and I screamed. I screamed. Because I was like, why has no information been revealed about it? Like y'all, like, dude, come like what? Like, what? Like, y'all make videos about everything. Let a, let a masculine looking woman be near a sport.

And you guys make videos in minutes in minutes. It's y'all niggas lives. Like, it's like, bro, you guys are, you guys are so, I just, oh my goodness, I just want, I just want the reapers to just take them. Like, I just want them. I am almost at the point where I want humanity in general to go just to get them. I just get the whole thing off them. I'm almost like you and Chris where I'm like, yo, just take it. I'll go to.

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aren't hateful. They're just really stupid. Right. Yes. Yes. And what happens is that you're so stupid you can be weaponized into being hateful. Yes. One thousand percent. That is not your real thought. Your real thought is just ignorance. Yes. A lot of people have the ability, I think everyone has the ability to be able to be radicalized, but it just takes you having the forethought to be like, oh, well, I've had experienced that tell me the opposite. So you're able to be, you're able to be better. I think some people are going to be, it's going to be harder for others.

Like some people are going to be like, I just kind of resist this, you know, we're all, we're all people that group of religious backgrounds. And we're kind of like, oh, we're like, oh, I don't really, I resist this mentality. It doesn't make sense to me, really, you know, so you could, that happens to people. But a lot of people are not, especially with the way we don't education. works here, which I think was systematic. They were like, oh, let's make them dumber so we can confuse them easier. Duh, that's just the way to works, right?

Yeah, it's obvious. It's obvious. Look, you think about the richest person in the world. You think about Elon Musk where the problem is people, it says being stupid and being willfully ignorant, being willfully ignorant is the thing that's really upset in me because there's so much information, like say, hey, here's the richest person in the world that is tearing through our government. Maybe I'd like to know more about him.

And there's so much information about him that they could find out, but they are completely uninterested in a way that when we're talking about people being dumb, like Elon Musk said verbatim, he's like, one thing that people need to do, one thing that he, especially when it comes to white people, because he's racist as shit. It's fucking obvious if you look into him. He wants the white people to thrive. He wants white people to have more kids. And the way people have more kids is that they need to struggle.

and the best way to make them struggle is to make them poor, make them more religious, and what was the last one? Poor religious and just poor religious and, oh, and stupid, which he was saying, like, less educated, you just basically need to lower them down. And if you look statistically at the people who are the dumbest in society have the most kids because they just don't think about it. They just do it. They're almost like animals, just above it, right? Just breed, breed, breed, just do that and whatever. responsibility logic doesn't fucking mean anything and he's said this openly like this is what he wants to do like so the idea is to fuck the economy to make people dumber to breed more and also let him have his own fucking playground it's a win win in every scenario and it's obvious when somebody has

hundreds of billions of dollars has half a trillion dollars of course this is what they want to do it's like but the biggest problem we're facing right now is the most influential people like Joe Rogan have turned into the biggest fucking simps of the robber barons to the point where he would say something, have the audacity to say that Elon Musk ain't gonna like fucking rob us. He has enough money. And I'm like, how does somebody with $400 billion have enough money? How did they get there if they think they have enough fucking money? And he says shit like that, bro.

It's insane that they like the degree of like, I don't know, the Rogan is a whole other experiment of conversation where it's just. Like you're just you're just you've become so stupid in such a short amount of time. It's it's magical. Did you see him talking to Elon recently where they were talking about, Rugpole crypto scams and they were talking about meme coins? And then Joe Wigan says this like he's a fucking Joe Rogan talks like he's six years old. He's like, I can't believe that stuff's illegal.

He's talking to Elon Musk about this. And it's like he's talking about how fucked up it is to have a meme coin into rugpole and stuff like that. Knowing damn fucking well that the president that he endorsed had one. Has one. And fucking did the shit just as president elect, right? And fucking all of a sudden a rogue pull happened the day before the inauguration. He knows this. And all of a sudden, he's pretending like he doesn't. So it's at the point where it's not that Joe Rogan's just stupid. He's a complete fucking chill. He's completely compromised. And he's completely compromised. And he's, He actually admitted it one time when he said he didn't want to get involved in the election, but people like Elon Musk and Dana White twisted his arm. And I was like, oh, so you're not your own man. You're completely, you join this fucking billionaire class because rest of sure,

people get Joe Rogan's numbers wrong with how much money he has. I've talked about this before, like say he makes way more. When people were thinking, oh, he was getting $100 million a year, I think he was getting closer to $400 to $500 million a year because of how much he was worth. and how much other people were getting paid. There was other people, their numbers were coming out how much money they were getting from Spotify. And they're not nearly as big as Joe Rogan. So Joe Rogan is definitely a billionaire at this point.

100%. Very likely. Like I wouldn't be surprised if he was. No, he'd be like, oh, yeah, that makes sense. With the contract he had, the other fucking money he was making on the side, this company that he sold that owned on it and all this shit. And he sold it to a big pharma company, which is funny because apparently he's against big pharma, but then he just sold a company to big pharma, which was worth a quarter of, million dollars, sorry, quarter of a billion, he has enough money to be in the billion dollar bracket.

And then once he hits that bracket, oh, his politics completely changed. All of a sudden, he doesn't want to give more money to the poor. He doesn't want to pay more in taxes. He doesn't support Bernie Sanders anymore. Doesn't fucking give a shit about democratic socialism and that he talked about with Cornell West. He forgot all about that shit, just conveniently. And now all of a sudden, Elon Musk is the smartest and greatest guy.

Trump makes the most sense he's going to fix the country. When? He knew that Trump. was a piece of shit from back in the day and all of a sudden now he thinks he's cool as fuck I was just like nobody is that stupid no that is insane you get to a point where you're just a complete fucking grifter

piece of shit that doesn't care about society collapsing anymore because you're so good you know you're going to be fine no matter what and I'm just like respecting that shit is fucked it's turned it's turned into a clown show of like what like what do you stand it's insane it's insane that's insane that's why I'm

seeing burr fucking attack all these retard has been the fucking best part of the fucking last year so far. Him is in tech. Because he's, he's completely, he's completely exempt from that crew now. Like he can't come back to that crew anymore. That whole broken sphere.

He's out. He's out of it. They would never invite him. They would never invite him back. And he doesn't want to come back. He's usually hanging out with niggies. He's sitting out too many black folk and having a good time doing that. I mean,

shout out to his wife, man. Having, him having parties with freaking Gambino and all these fucking black artists stuff like that. And it's like, good. You deserve this because you're actually.

a fucking decent human being who talks about, I don't know, being, being funny, but understanding that, like, people are suffering. But shout out to him. Let's go to some questions because we're going to, we're going to just keep talking about, oh, no, Casey Anthony, sorry, Casey Anthony's back. I got to bring that up. I can't, I can't not bring this up. Oh, no, Casey Anthony is back and it's insane.

I cannot believe she really came back to the internet. Apparently her parents are revealing information about the case involving her and her child that her dad, I'm sure helped her fake the death of her child and hide it. I'm sure he did. The dad did some shady shit for sure. She killed her daughter. She killed her fucking daughter. We all know she killed the daughter. It's so fucking obvious. It's you

killed the girl. You killed your daughter and you went on and you party the night the night she found out about she went out and had a party. This bitch is a demon and she should actually be thin. Oh, snapped out of existence. I think if you're real out there, go do it. I'm saying it. I don't care. She does not deserve to be around demon

because clearly she did what she did. It was the most, that was the first case in court history that I was alive for that while I was like, huh? I was like really like, what? She, she killed her kid. And everybody else was like, she killed her kid and she's went free. Yeah. Because I'm sure her dad knew the judge. Her dad knew the judge had to have known the judge.

It's something higher up because there's no way where people get, people get incarcerated for, way less negligence. Like walking out of your house for a moment and then your kid getting hurt and then they get put in protective services and you go to jail for that. There are people in prison for smoking a plant. Like you think about that.

You know what I mean? A plant that's legal. That's a huge huge part of what's it called pharmaceutical money now. Yeah, legal in a lot of states. In a lot of states it's legal. It's insane. It's insane. It's just because it's criminal. It's federal. It's still a, it's, I don't, that's, my brain's going to hurt. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going on your

Casey Anthony rant. Insane. So she's back on Twitter. She'd be in a video trying to be very professional and punctual. And niggas are like, you're a murderer. You're a murderer. And I'm like, yeah. It's definitely her.

It's not like the OJ situation where the fake OJ came back and started like. It's really Casey Anthony. Yeah. It's like for real Casey Anthony. Like you look into and your draw is going to drop. The fact that she can show her face, the fact that she can rent in this country is crazy. Like she should not be allowed. She should be kicked out.

for real. Like, it's insane. But, you know, we're living a, we live in a version of the world where she's like, oh, everyone, everyone can just do what they want now. I ain't no circle back girl. What the fuck? What? That's her name.

I ain't no circle back girl. I don't know if that's a reference to her case or something. I don't know. So, yeah, she, she's, uh, man, I'm tired of what's all with all these fuck? Ew. She also retweeted Elon Musk. Of course. Because being a villain, it's fine.

I think the idea of when, I think it's been a long time coming. I think America was doomed since the moment that Washington got, not Washington, Blinking got killed. I think from that moment on, we had a chance to have the right path of history, and then he died, and then Jackson became president. And I think from that moment on, we were doomed as society. I think that was it. It was the fall of humanity.

It was too late. We needed him to be around and really beat the crap out of the South for being terrible, but he died and we failed and that was, we failed a survival check. We didn't roll our tour. We rolled our one and it's over. But ever after a certain point when I realized that like the mentality of the making America great mentality, Elon must throwing up a Nazi symbol in a middle and broad daylight in a middle of people just and people cheering.

That's when our villains are like, oh, for real being bad is like straight up just fine. Yeah, they got It's fine It's fine To the way to the grander stage Yeah So it's like Okay, we're just gonna come back

She should She should be So I don't see her To be alive The yeah It would be nice right She should be afraid To be alive

That's like insane That's insane She's like a platform One of the worst things you can do And then she's just like chilling I actually The Twitter account That I called out

It was actually somebody else I can't find her actual Twitter account If she has one It might have been attached I saw it directly on TikTok Oh he's on Oh, maybe she has a TikTok?

She might. Because I see this video of her in the car, but I don't know where it's from. I don't know where it was originally posted. Yeah, that's the video of her in the car. And I saw that video on TikTok. I didn't know if it was actually her account because I didn't click it. I saw it and I was like, this is insane. Because I saw and I saw her and I was like, that was like Katie Anthony.

I remember that bitch. I was that killed her daughter. And he was like, I'm back on the internet now because I need to be. And I'm like, yo. She said she needs to be. Yes, because apparently it's going to be information revealed about her from her parents. Oh, so she's going to try to, like, defend herself for some shit.

She's getting ahead of it. She's like, I'm going to try to jump out here before they really get me. Oh, man. But, you know, I've done. I think this episode's going to be called villain maxing, bro. And, like, I'm going to put, she's going to be on the thumbnail. It's insane, dude. Who else will we talk about?

You talk about Jack, Jack off Dick Vance? J.D. Vance got to be on there with his fucking stupid ass, fucking smile. Yeah, with people looking all fucked up. Like a fucking looking like something you'd kill. looking like something from Gmod, but... Yeah, it kind of does, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, let's get some questions, right, guys. Let's do it.

You can always go to startank.com. Starting us on Patreon.com. That's snartank. $5 most likely to get a question read, $1 early accents, $10. I don't remember. What's $10 get you? Well, so I, y'all need a fake because, like, $10 was at the, what is it called? Discord.

But, like, the Discord was fucked. And so I was like, The Discord is actually in a good space right now. It's not going to stay now. It's been co-opted and put into a good space. But I still think we need more than that. So I think that it needs to be. If y'all want to keep the Discord in that, then y'all need to do something.

I don't, I don't fucking like Discord. I'm be honest. I just don't like it. I don't like it. I don't use it. Like I used it when we had to back in the day when I had mine on my channel. I nuked it just because it's just, people can't help themselves. and they just need to start getting weird in it

and I'm just like, I don't want my name anywhere near this. Like nothing illegal happened, but people were already starting to post like, like, like one guy had a band because he was starting to post something that seemed a little bit borderline like anime, like weird shit. And I'm like, bro, get the fuck out of here. And then other people were just like, oh, like, let's just like be like, I forgot the word exhibitionist and like post nudes and shit.

And I'm like, I don't fucking want that around. Like, what are we doing? Like, go do that somewhere else. It's not even like, does my channel have anything to do with anything like that? Now look, right. The Discord is insane. And the Discord has a lot of dumb. But there is a whole gay parody channel.

Excuse me? There's a whole channel on our Discord that is this gay parodies. It's, oh, it's like the stuff that we're about or they're making their own shit or what is it? They're making their own. And some of them are pretty fucking funny. Okay. I mean, look. Take a look at it.

Like, go in there and take a look and you're going to be like, yo, this is fucking actually. Look, I'll be, I... There's one that's like, can I lick it? From the Tribe Conquest, can I kick it? That's pretty funny. It is fucking funny. There's another one that's called... Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script.

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American suckball That's so stupid Okay That's kind of funny I pulled you back That was that quick I pulled you back I mean it's alright

I don't like the The dark side of Because I remember the When it went haywire And the dudes were Changing the banners I don't even know How they had access to all that shit

It got way out of hand But it's been It's been Good The person I had relegated to it That's doing it Is someone I actually Trust for real

Like trust personally and there's no other mods other than that person. Look, I'm just going to say this, because I already said a while ago, I was like, just nuke it, just get rid of it. And I meant that mainly because I just, look, I'm too, I'm just too pure-hearted, man. I don't, I want people to get their money's worth.

And I know they're getting their money's worth for the other tiers, but there's just that little thing in between where I'm like, it's just there. Y'all ain't doing nothing with it. I don't want it. I don't want it. So if y'all,

all want to keep it there y'all need to do something with it that's it but i know i know we we can do nothing with it we're fucking we suck we suck dude i mean as far as like interacting with our shit we're just funny that's it that's it we're just we're just we're just make people laugh that's all i mean i just that's i'm i'm i i i love that we can do that but um i'm just like as far as all the other back-in shit goes if we if we can just get on the on on on on on board now Chris has been actually making a few clips and shit so that's cool he was posting some clips on instagram and stuff like that um i see none of y'all still haven't logged in the twitter like uh i'm the only one that fucks with it and i'm like all right you know what i'm

i don't want to fuck because i don't want to post something that's just in spelling correctly they're like oh it's swine and that's it that'll be funny as fuck this the the fucking dude the uh um the redid the subredd is is is a little more active since we shouted it out out and they're posting some wild shit on there. And some of them, like, uh, mad of, I was,

dude, I find it so funny. I, the, the, the, the, the,

the, the, the, the, people, love it, people love that you hate that shit. It's,

there, people are coming at you. And I'm like, yo, it's so fun. I love it, dude. I like,

I, I, cause to me, I'm just like, like, like, say, one of my favorite movies of all time is mortal ,

and if any, if somebody, made a two-hour video essay and how much dog shit that is, I'd be laughing and having a great time. I'm like, y'all niggas are so soft, bro. One of my favorite movies of all time is Mortal Kombat. Hell yeah. I hate you. See, but that's the thing.

See, people can't, people can have favorite movies that aren't good. That's true. And that's the thing where I'm like, I've never said in no point did I say that movie's good. I just love it. And if somebody was tearing that shit apart. I never once said it was good. I never gave it any respect for it being good. I know what it is. I mean, I can say one good thing about it.

The choreography holds up for, for 1995. Very solid choreography. Yeah. I agree. Other than that, like, the movie's fucking terrible. But it's great. I love it. So much nostalgia. It's fun. But I'm just saying you can enjoy hereditary for what it is, but just I don't want my audience, our audience, to be caught up in the zeitist of thinking that that shit's clever. That's all. I'm like, don't, giving it fucking unnecessary flowers is crazy. I'm like, enjoy it for what it is. But also, if you're going to talk about it, don't try to come to me and say this shit's like brilliant

or try to discuss this as some like actually good piece of art. I'll correct you a little bit. I think hereditary is a solid horror movie with some really good elements. I think that the meaning of the movie underlying with the subtext of it is really good. But I think that subtext also falls a little flat when it's in the definition of they're being supernatural, quite literally supernatural creatures, right? So, like, for instance, when there's a movie about, like, like, existential problems and situational abuse and distance between family members and mental illness, right? I think those movies are great.

Yeah. But the moment that a woman is flying across a room and she throws a book in an oven and a fucking fireplace and a guy sets on fire and then somebody's decapitated, though I think it's a device to get you to that place, it kind of undercuts it. in that movie in particular, you know? Not that it's not well done. It still is well done relatively. Like when she's hammering her head on the fucking door at the bottom and he's like hiding, that shit killed me. Then when a naked guy walks out of a corner of your room and you don't immediately go into fight face, granted he's young.

He's young. No, no, no excuse. He's young. He's young. Derek, Derek, Derek, he's young. No. He's not fucking, he's not four years old, bro. Derek, yes.

So you would have done that? Are you, are you speaking? yourself then what are you saying but i was a nigger that's why what does that mean you wouldn't do that because you did not grow up in a place where if someone's in your home you defend yourself that is where our mentalities come from because you did not grow up in a plush naked is the big fucking thing that i don't care how old you are like i said man i said like things frightened kids and you do have a fight or flight kids are going to run away more often than not yeah that dude is old enough to where he could have had a fight or fight where actually

fight or just leave. There's, you know, those are tropes within movies that happen all the time, though. Was that, and was that after he saw his mom literally flying? Like, like, after, like, after that, you know, that's, that's, that's stress maxed out, you know, like, I'm like, all right, look, this night is getting really annoying. My mom danced across the ceiling like a freaking person in the freaking swan princess. Look, there's, I'm having a tough time, you know, like, I'm not, look, I don't think

it makes the most sense, but I'm not just throwing him down a hill. because I understand that the situation he was probably in was not great. But I do think it's a good movie. I appreciate it for what it is. I don't think it's anywhere near as good as some people probably put out to me. But I also don't like Midsummer that much. For the same reason, midsummer, in the very beginning of the movie, people jump off a cliff. And then they killed themselves.

The ritualistic suicide, they kill themselves. There is no humanly possible way that anyone could have kept me from leaving that island. If anyone would have walked towards up, like, if you can't have a step towards me, I'm going to bite out your throat. Look, I do not come near me. Do not come near me. I'm leaving. My friends would be like,

like if you and curse it, everyone was like, yo, let's go do it. All of our friends, like, yeah, we're going to hang out of this place.

And I see somebody jump off a cliff and kill themselves. People cheer. I'm leaving. There's no talking me out of it. There's no like, hey, Kingston,

calm down. You're overexaggerated. I would say if you come near me, I'm going to eradicate you. I'm going home. And I'm leaving. There's no like, there's no magic in this planet that can keep me in that place anymore.

Right. Look, look. I just want to say that that happens many times. A lot of contrived bullshit in movies. Fine. Shows, whatever. My overarching point is you can enjoy it. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever.

When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well, I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child. Then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever.

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It's high in protein with 30 grams per serving. Marie Callender's, what having it all tastes like. If you like it, if you love it, great. If you hate it, great. It doesn't matter to me. It's only when it, to me, it would be the equivalent of saying Goosebump books are masterpieces. Like, it's that. It's that.

I love this. I love it. I love it. That's my only problem where I'm like, bro, Goosebunk books are fun as shit. They're great for what they are. But don't come to me and be like, hey, why aren't they studying this at fucking Yale? You know what I'm saying? Oh my God. I fucking love this. oh let's go let's let's dissect hereditary and i'd be like can we do something a little bit more stimulating like that's where i'd be like it's that it's like bro it's not like if you and this is what i was saying this is why and i was purposely upsetting those people by saying you're stupid

if you enjoy if you like if you if you if you think this is clever subtext they're not saying you're stupid and i'm upsetting people on purpose i'm being very obtuse and very but the all i'm saying is if you and i would have jump on this point And be like we're gonna fucking dissect ghost beach from go you know goosebumps ghost Beach oh my god I'm being like this is elementary grade shit so is hereditary and I'm sorry for the people that don't recognize that that ain't my fucking fault like I'm just saying like dissect some Shakespeare sonnets that's fucking challenging we need to also learn old English like there's a real challenge you know what I'm saying like it's there's

levels to this shit. We're going to talk about art. Art subjective, obviously, but there are clearly levels to understanding and interpreting, in seeing who's fucking brilliant and who's just shoehorning in shit and then trying to fool a population that on average is dumb as fuck. I love

this. I love how much you're fucking I love it. I think this is fucking great. I love that people are going to be very upset. I love it. That's the only reason why I keep talking about this. I love it. I love, it's a really bad that I like upsetting people too. I get it. I love upsetting people.

I don't like going out of my way to upset people. When I see people overreact in a certain way over something that's not a big deal, I'm like, oh, it's on. It's on. I like upsetting people more than I like having sex, bro. It's bad. It's a bad. I love upsetting people.

And that's really a bad trait. That's clearly a terrible trait. It's definitely not great that you like it more than sex. Little nuts. little crazy. I love people being mad. I love knowing that your day is ruined because of me. My dumbass ruining your day makes me so happy. It's like, bro, I'm such a nothing situation in your life. How are you really that mad? See, I feel like I'm helping people, man. I feel like I'm helping people have a little bit more media literacy because- Oh, that shit's gone, Derek. You're you're fighting a fight again. You're fighting against the wind, bro.

It might help, man. It's one of those things that I understand that people are going to be upset. They're going to have this. attachment to something that they really enjoy and they're not going to accept that it's that somebody would dare say something negative about it. But it's like, hey, let's also understand. Like, Kingsley, we were just talking about how stupid people are on average. We were just talking about that a little bit. So when I say that this is for stupid people, understand that most people are stupid. And that is just by default, a fucking fact.

This is not something that is like we were talking about fucking, what, was it what was it uh uh uh uh the leo decaprio um the the the movie we go in the dreams i forgot inception inception we're talking about that that the people were confused by it like this is what i'm saying that i'm like guys you're saying this is really brilliant and stimulating or something like that and it's fucking not just that's it i'm not saying it's good or bad that is not meaning good or bad i'm just saying hey don't come at me nigger Talking about how complicated inception is or hereditary. Any of those stupid midsummer?

I don't give a fuck, man. Don't come at me. Oh, my God. I got nothing else to say. I can't think of anything else. Let's get a few questions at least before we end it today. Yo, that was crazy. Oh, my God.

Okay. Oh, my God. Hey dudes, man. If you guys like Inception, you're dumb and gay, man. Remember, all right, we got some questions for March thread. Make sure you go to Patreon. On the contest for Star Tank podcast.

Give us some money. We appreciate it. Yeah, just hand us your cash or else, whatever. So this one comes from Ben, Ben, template? Ben template, a bit of a rhetorical question. But have you guys noticed that pretty much any content sentient is a distinguishable from, wait, any comment section is indistinguishable from AI messages. I swear YouTube shorts commenters are aptly named after the short bus.

Jeez Christ. Jesus Christ. Yeah, man. The people are, AI is getting better or people are getting stupid or both. I think there's a very serious knowledge for both. There's definitely been a few times I've noticed that AI images, I have not been able to notice that their AI at first. And it makes me really upset.

There was one with a penguin where it's like, oh, there's a really cute penguin. But then I remember, oh, wait, penguins don't look that cute in real life. They're kind of just fuzzy and tiny. Yeah. Do comment sections suck now in a lot of ways? There is the actual bots. And then there are people behaving in bot-like ways because the upvote system. The upvote system.

Yeah, it's gone. fucked everything. The way that you, people are trying so hard to get upvoted and having like the best fucking voted comment and that's all the way to the top to the point where people will thank, thanks for all the likes. So thanks for like, they'll edit. And thanks for like, who gives a fuck? I'm like, just say, say what actually you're feeling instead of like, what's the funniest thing I can say? What is this? So it's just like almost useless at a certain point. Yep. Yep. It's people, it's really bad because it happened a while ago I think the comment it's it's about being the funniest person

opposed to having the bet most like speaking what you think I want to have the the comment that's going to get noticed the most instead of like oh I think it's as important or that's important right yeah and I think there's an age there's an there's an age divide where like somebody posts something about d and d that I don't agree with right and I've put a very long worded comment because I don't really comments on YouTube things I think that's genuinely seeming comments on the internet stuff is screaming into the ether in general.

It is. It's yelling at space for being space. But commenting on YouTube, I felt like it's just so not worth doing ever, ever, ever, ever. It's just like, don't do that. Find something better do with your day. Don't. Just don't.

Just don't do that. But I commented on something, and I got 500 likes because I gave a genuine comment. I've never got that many likes on anything from YouTube ever. But I gave you a very genuine comment. I was like, hey, if you don't like something, it's going to be. It's like the things you like are always still around.

You can just change what you want to be. And people, because I know, because I care about certain stuff. People are like, oh, I haven't heard someone say like this in a while. And it's like, yeah, because no one comments really anymore. People just say shit. Yeah. It's like on Twitter and people have arguments. People argue, people argue to argue, not argue to get to a ending point.

Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, host of Beyond the script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacist to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomach ache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just have a stomachache every day.

or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts

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It's high in protein with 30 grams per serving. Marie Callender's, what having it all tastes like. Yeah, they're not, yeah, they're not trying to learn anything. They're not trying to actually reconcile anything. There's no real discourse. It's just talking to shit. It's bickering. It's like, it's like, oh, I'm going to, like, it's insane.

And it just really, it just really makes me feel bad. But also the same time, it's like, man, we've been cooked for a long time. And just now we're starting to really understand how cooked we are. Bro, let's put it this way. I released an update video because I'm going to start using my channel again. I haven't used my YouTube channel. I don't really use it anymore, right? I put out that Vailgard review,

and that was like the only real content I put out in fucking forever other than just putting up a couple of songs. And I checked the comments on that video. It's like, oh, update on what I'm going to be doing. And the first two comments are just like, I just want to let you know I'm gay or I'm feeling. Because I guess I always say, how's it going? Like, how's everybody doing?

I always say something like that in the very beginning. So I was like, I'm feeling very gay. But also, I perpetuated because I, I, I, I liked it. I put the love thing. It did make me laugh, but it was also like, you fucking idiots. You don't have anything constructed to say at all. Just to let you know I'm gay.

That's it is simple, a very simple, very quick, concise thing. I'm just, hey, I'm just, I'm homosexual. Yeah. Just put it out there. I hope you have a good night. Very brave. How to rest your day. Very brave of them.

Yeah, brave, sir. Brave being homosexual. That's crazy. I don't go with a mom. That's brave. But this one is from Imagine the Dragons official. Hey, Chris and the two others. Nice.

I am here before you asking for advice. I currently have my associate's degree in electronic engineering. And I have been working in the field for nearly like the last three years-ish. My question to you is, do you think I should try to finish my last two years for a bachelor's degree in electrical engineering? The main thing that is holding me back is that I hate. traditional schooling system. The comments, quote of, sorry, parentheses,

the reason I went to trade school. The money I make is okayish, but I know that there's a lot more opportunities if I finish out the rest of my degree. Any input that would be, any input would be much appreciated. P.S. thank you for making the best podcast out there

and making me laugh all the time. Damn. That's big. That's big praise, man. Thank you. I appreciate it. I think we are funny with the most people, but I,

I, hold on, I, I, I want, 20 seconds just on that, on that subject. I was talking to Jojo about that, like, just the other night. Yeah. And because we were just talking about, um, because I, I know, um, I know y'all don't really, uh, listen to that many, like, comedian podcast and shit. No, I'm not commercial. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I have my friends. That's why. I don't listen to comedies because I have you guys. I understand. It's not even like, oh, that's crazy.

To me, since I, since I'm in tune with a lot of that shit, I, it really is kind of surprising to me how, um, how big some of these comedian podcast are and it sucks and I'm look I fucking I'm I'm gonna be honest Kingston I hate talking about myself positively but I'm like I even have to admit I was like I know

we're funnier than these niggas by like a country mile we just don't have the we just don't have the the connections they do it's the thing is I don't think I'm very funny let me think people I don't think I'm very funny but I know these guys aren't funny I think that's where it comes from it's like I don't think I'm very funny. I don't think I'm the funniest guy ever. I don't think I'm the best joke teller

ever. No, no, no. It's... But I know these niggas aren't funny. Look, there's a level. There's levels to this man. I, there's, look, let's put it this way. Normal. I, I, I don't like watching stuff back of us, right? Because we're, we lived it. We already did it. I don't give a fuck. When, when, when I clip that chocolate rain thing of us doing that, the, him speaking in that melody, right? I probably watched that shit back like 10 times or whatever, and I laughed each time. It was actually fucking funny to me. And I'm like, this, I don't, I was like, that's crazy. This kind of like ascended me having that weird subconscious thing.

And I was like, I know this is fucking, this is funny. I know this is funny. And, you know, we're also lazy as shit. We don't promote our stuff. So whatever. Like, not really. The, the, the, the, the, the, Martin Scorsesee Hulk. That's great.

That shit makes me laugh every time because that's genuinely pretty funny. That's great. Like, that's, like, there's, like, there's. Frankie Munes as the Hulk is crazy. I don't care of anyone that you can't prove me otherwise. That strapping him into that situation, wouldn't it be funny. But yeah, I appreciate it. Yeah, and if you all think that, definitely word of mouth.

But let's answer this guy's question. Go to sit back to school. So this is my thing, right? I am someone that is probably in the throes of going back to school. I'm probably going to go back and fall and just finish out my nursing degree. What would happen? Whatever. You'd even.

You'd even hear. hear me. You just commented first. You just, you just, you're trash, dude. But I'm probably going to end up going back myself.

I think it's, I think it's worth while having a degree, but also at the same time, they don't matter much anymore. That's the big, the big conundrum right now. I think your experience is useful. I think having a,

a degree in engineering, my girlfriend has a degree in computer engineering. So she did both electrical and a PPC. So she would absolutely, she's making very good money and she's doing quite good for herself. So I would say if you want to, I would say go by. I do think that schooling is horrible.

And I think the way our curriculum's work is really fucking bad. But it depends. It's up to you, man. I would say not as well just go for it or get it done, especially if you have the money and a means to be able to do so. I would say try it. So that's where if you have, if you already started the path, might not might as well finish it. That's what my comment comes from. What do you think, Gary?

Yeah, I would say. I agree more with that. And really the reason why there's certain things I don't do is if I feel like it's going to impede on my health. That's the only caveat. Like say, for example, if you think about it, you're meditating on this, your decision, whether you're going to go back or not and finish out and get the, get the, the, the bachelor right? Yeah. Um, is, is, do you hate that school system enough to where you think it's going to like have a negative impact on, on your, on your, your mental health or, or physical, like that.

If you think it's that bad, then I would really consider maybe, that's the only thing. If it's, it just really fucking annoying to where you're just really uncomfortable and you're just pissed off and end of that, if you can, that's, you can handle that. And, and then before you know it, it'll be over because time goes by stupid fast. now. Like you just get older. And I know since you've, you already got, uh, you said like what? He said, AA. What do you? Yeah.

So, time's already getting faster and faster. So it's probably going to, you're going to finish it up pretty quickly if you just do it. But like, if you're like, oh, no, nigga, I want to kill myself when I was in school last time. Then I'm like, okay, maybe, uh, maybe want to chill out. But besides that, man, if it ain't, if it ain't the worst thing, it'll be over quick. Because what the fuck? It's, we're five, years removed from the pandemic and I'm like where the fuck of the time go?

For real. For real. Everything feels like it's moving at a breakneck speeds and it's like that's what happens. For me it's once you hit out of high school things start going faster. Once you hit 25 it's a blur. Literally life starts blurring ahead of you. And you're like, oh.

Like I just remember being at fucking the New York's Eve party. Yeah. I was like, what the fuck? It was three months ago. life life moves quick man it's best for you to like

to like if you want to get something they want to achieve something achieve it as soon as possible because it's not it does not last long man trust me it you're it's the day's gonna come

where you're like hey bro I'm out so might as well try it yeah but let's get another one the king of haphazard oh shit wrote in

greeting my beloved royal court I started planning my annual trip to loss and recently so I can attend the Collectors Expo in October. Only now did it occur to me that my... Wait, I'm terminally autistic and it spends... I'm terminally autistic and it's so to spend a weekend in a whole ass event

centered around collecting cut-up pieces of airplanes. But it makes me curious. What is the most profound, unenherently, an uninteresting hobby or interest that one of you guys thinks might ruin your persona as cool internet dudes much love from the end of the list King of Apparajit Ah dude, first of all, great hearing from you, bud

great hearing from you Yeah It's great That's the real one, not a fake one, right? I think it's actually him And then just the King of Papazard Like, for real, no foolies Is it definitely him

It's him It's him, it's... I just want to be, I'd piss me off It was a fake one Since 2020, dude Let's go. Ever since 2020. Shout out to you, bud.

Glad to hear everything's going well for you, man. Oh, what is a hobby that I have? Dude, I don't know, man. My hobbies are pretty out there. Yeah. I am not afraid of being real about things. I like, I like D&D. I like comics.

I've recently gotten a 3D printing. I play cards. I don't know. I'm just a nerd overall. So I like anything that's nerdy relatively. I'm kind of involved in it for the most part. Yeah. I'm kind of boring, Doug.

Like, I, I, it's just, I'm fucking wrestling a little more again. Like, I'm fucking wrestling a little more again. I'm trying to fuck a wrestling a little more. Like, I'm trying to get back into that. I'm just peeking over a little bit. I haven't really got back into it yet. Yeah, I just. I think wrestling has so many bad bitches now.

It's crazy. Well, I'm always peeking out. When I was little, when I was little, the female wrestlers were not the hottest, usually. Well, because they look like, uh, yeah, Trish Stratis was pretty hot. There was the era where they started like, Alita was all right. She was pretty sexy. Tristratus was sexy.

But yeah, before that, there was just, Vince McMahon liked a certain type. He liked a bodybuilder type of female with giant fake tits. I would have knocked down China. I would have knocked down China too. Don't get me wrong.

I would have knocked it down. That's crazy. But like, I would have knocked. I would have knocked it. I would have. For the culture, I would have did it. For the culture, I would have did it.

And I would have been like, hey, I did it. So what? I'm here. Jacqueline. Shoot, like her tits were so big. Jacqueline, but she was jacked like Jacqueline. Sable was a big one.

Everybody was like, oh, that's an icon. Sable for sure. But yeah. She's not around. She passed, right? No, no, no. I think she's probably, she might still be married to Brock Lesnar. Oh, that's Sable.

Oh, crap. I forgot. Yeah, she still might be married to Brock Lesnar. As far as I'm concerned, I don't know if they split or not. I haven't really been paying attention. Now there's like Ria. The thing is that Ria Ripley is like has an athletic build, like stature, but she's nowhere near the size of like the old female.

No, she's like Natty, you know? She looks, probably not, but like she looks like she's Natty, you know? She would probably, look, I mean Natty in the sense that I don't like say, not taking anything to make her muscles bigger. I think she just has a big frame. Yeah, she's a big person. Yeah, she doesn't have anything where I'm like, oh, that body is unsustainable, like when I look at her.

Yeah. She's just a big chick wide shoulders, huge thick ass, which is like, you know, whenever you see like a white girl with a big ass, you know, whatever you see like a white girl with big ass, you're just like, that's cool. Shout out to you. Yeah, you, you did it. You got the genetic lottery. Who else?

What's another female? You should check out if you haven't seen her in AEW. Tony Storm. Tony Storm has the thickest, like the bottom half of her is so, it doesn't make any sense. It doesn't make any sense. There's also Nikita and WWW. I don't know if she's still there. She's still there?

Nikita, her finisher, too, how she pinnesty. people. The way that Nikita pins, she like, she, her ass fucking bounces on your chest, essentially. Look, man. Look, man. I've been off. I've been off the, uh, the sugar queens for a while. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I haven't been a snow chaser in a long time. Uh-huh. But. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman. And I'm the host of Beyond the script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas,

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Nikita is quite a good visage. She's quite a good visage, you know, quite. She's, she's, there's a lot of, there's a lot of fine shits right now. They got some baddies in pro wrestling. They got baddies and pro wrestling. There's some fine shits right now, dude. Wrestling is, it's, we, we are eating pretty well. It's in a good place.

Compared to what we were, what we were in the 2000. The 2000s, we were starving. Oh, yeah, that was. You were starving. Yeah. Yeah. No thanks. But that's how Vince was.

He was just, he liked that fake-ass porn look. And now it's just like athletic brides with big asses. And I'm like, cool. Like, that's great. Who do we have now? We got, Eoskeye.

She's, I know who she is. We got Tiffany Stranson. We got Chelsea Green. We got Candice Lilley. Caked up crazy Chazaleigh. Live Morgan's mad popular right now. Yeah, she's cool.

I swear to God. I know a girl looks just like her. It makes me feel really uncomfortable. It might be her. It might be her. I know it looks exactly like her that went to school in our area. I think Chris knows her too. Insane.

We're in pretty good. We got obviously Ria, the Queen. We got Stephanie Various. So we got a lot. So look, if you're going to get your goon on, wrestling ain't too bad. Make sure you're not in a congested room, right? Have some respect for yourself.

It's on Netflix now, right? You know, handle your own business by yourself. Right. Be respectful to the people around you. That's right. But yeah, what's up? That's besides that, I went off on a tangent about these fucking, about these baddies.

But yeah. No, I don't have any other, I don't have any other hobbies that I spend most of my time making music. That's probably, and so I don't have anything that's like really obscure. And that would be like, oh, you're a fucking giant weirdo nerd or something. I don't have anything like that.

I don't have anything like that either. I feel like I am I well no I nothing is we everything about myself I'm so forefront about that I don't care enough for people to be like oh you like this that's weird yeah just been a fan of the things I've been a fan like if I'm being very honest all the shit I liked as a kid I still like now sure that's it it's like there's no real difference like I'm still sort of a fan of Pokemon as an adult you know like I just I think all that is still the same shit is that I'm an adult now Right. That's it. I just don't partake in up the childish aspects of it. But I'm still the same, relatively the same dude, which is crazy because I feel like most people are, but some people go through radical changes. Yeah, of course. I think of it.

I feel like, the same people they were when they're kids. You know, you kind of come out and you're like, oh, what makes your eyes glitter as a kid is going to make eyes glitter as an adult? But whatever. Some people are just gay and they're born gay and they stay gay and they die gay. You know, and they're just gay. They're just gay. They're just gay the whole time. They're gay to the fucking gayness ends.

Okay, so this one comes from Pumpkin King, a Plumkin King. Oh, God. Just be Blumpkin King at that moment. Yo, man, lovers, have you guys ever considered gaslighting your audience by putting a random thing in your audio, making them think that they got a notification? What have you done in the past fuck with what have you guys done in the past the fucking audience? That would be pretty funny. I would, nothing like that. We did the whole picture

When we were on the Discord We did one piece of all of our faces And it was like your eye My eye and Chris's lips I just saw that recently I don't remember where That was a fucking weird one Yeah

But that'd be funny Fuck with audience would be a good idea Yeah we've talked about doing certain things On like an April 1st or whatever But again We don't follow through with shit This April fools You gotta do something hilarious

It'd be nice It'd be something funny But what would it be a good April Fool's episode Well we'll talk about it off off, but we have some ideas. We need a video editor. We need a video editor so I can be like one of us kill ourselves on a whole lie one episode. And it's like, it's like shit of animated.

It's not even like relatively close to being real. Yeah. I think I get up and I just blow my brains out. I know. We'll figure it out. We'll see what we can do. Maybe, yeah. I don't know.

We'll figure it out. We're talking about behind the scenes, see what we do. But it would be funny. Fucking with the audience in that way would be funny doing some stupid. bullshit like putting ping it's always good for you guys to be scared of us you should always be on your guard because i i can harm you i just choose not to right expect this um this comes from just kidding simmons says silly ones silly one for you do y'all still fuck with legos i think legos are really cool i don't really mess with them though never been a lego kid hugely honestly um i had

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Marie Callenders, what having it all tastes like. That was just it. That was over. It was a phase, you know, phases come to an end. Like for a minute, we had some connects. I don't know if you remember connects. Yes. I started fucking with that shit.

There was those little rods, right? The little rods. And they had like the magnet in the middle. You can make like more intricate stuff. Almost said neda in the middle. With the connects, you can make more interesting stuff. They were cool. Was that connected to, was it Lego or connects?

The Bionicles? What was that? Bionicles were Legos. That was Lego? Bionicles led to, but they were around it and they had like little ball joints you can move shit around in. Like where their joints were they were like little balls in. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I had a few bionicles back in the day. I really wish I had them. That was Lego. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I remember. that got when I was a kid Bionicle fucking blew up. I never

I never fuck with it though But yeah I never really got to Lego There's some things that I wanted to just have Like uh like oh here's a like a I don't think I don't know if I saw it but like say oh here's a batmobile or whatever But obviously I have a Millennium Falcon shit like that like that's cool The Falcon is crazy Yeah

When I really saw what Legos could do Because obviously it was a dumb ass kid so I didn't have that conceptual idea of making things That are really cool Legos I would just stack Legos on top of each other and make like big versions of squares that are uneven. But when I started seeing people like making like real pieces, like the Falcon or making like, because I didn't know Legos could be round ever. I thought they were only, they only could come in square. And then I saw round ones and I was like, what?

Yeah, they expanded. This is so late in the game. I'm already like the nine. I don't want this anymore. No, I would have been able to build so much more. But I think they're good for kids. Honestly, like they're little developing brains. Hell yeah.

Legos are like healthy for them to have for them to be. able to like just sort of fidget around and put things together. Like it's not bad for them. Yeah. But I wish I had more. I wish I played with them more for sure. Yeah. I saw the movie Lego Batman.

That was pretty good. Good movie. Yeah. All of the Lego movies actually pretty good. Way better than have any right to be. Probably, yeah. Honestly. Let's get,

let's get one more. Let's get one more. Let's see. Let's see. Let's get a decent one. Okay, this one is funny. This is from Pig Butthole. Nice.

Hey, but if y'all Dayland Taylor Swift and broke her heart, what would she, what would her song be about? How, how you've hurt her physically or, and how you heard her physically and physically explicitly. P.S. Derek, when do you and Dojo inevitably get divorced? Who gets the come? Who gets, inevitably gets the worst. Who gets to come? Inevitably, is this thing cooking up? Is this guy like cooking up something? diabolically cooking up a plan. He's slow gaming it, man.

That nose that's gonna get us. He knows. He's like, he's like Zemo and fucking avenged a freaking, uh, freaking, uh, civil war. Motherfucker set that whole plan up to have him go crazy each other. And it's like, damn, this thing is fucking, he could have released all those super, so, like,

we don't, that movie's so interesting because like, there were so many plot diverging moments, which I think it was better than people gave it credit for. I think it was actually pretty solid movie, but people would, kind of were like, oh, that's kind of lame. Because everybody kind of focused on Spider-Man.

That was a big problem. They put Spider-Man in that movie, everybody was like hunched over Spider-Man, like, oh, my God, the new Spider-Bans in this movie. But I really do think that that movie had a pretty solid plot. I think toward the end when they started having too many things going on, that's when it started kind of breaking apart. But if Zemo released all those super soldiers, that would have been so bad. That would have been so bad if there were just like 12 Captain America's running around

destabilizing countries and killing people. 12 Captain America is kind of, yeah. Just kicking cars into people, running, beating the fuck out of everybody. That would have been crazy, but you know, whatever. It's, do you think Steve Rogers is a worse, worse super soldier than a lot of the other ones? Because if someone who was strong as a super soldier,

would they have been stronger getting a serum post? Or does it get everybody up to the same base point of level where you become a peak human in general? That's interesting. I Like it's That I guess it would probably be

Because I guess I'll think of it in the way of like Let's just let's just say testosterone Um Like I think it would I probably if he started off being a fucking god Like he was really good Like what happens if you give a superhero

Super serum You know what I mean? Does that enhance something? Like sorry If you give Thor a Super Serum Would that do anything to him? Probably maybe, maybe not.

Because when I was, when I was trying to write comics, I had a muent that had a soldier serum, right? Like it was a muent that was captured by shield. Uh-huh. Not captured by Hydra. And they were going to use him to make the superstitious because he had an adaptive body relatively. So, like, oh, it was given to this mutant. And the mule would just be way more insane than Steve Rogers would be.

Yeah. That's what my assumption would be. But I guess it might not because it makes you a peak human. So I guess it just got Captain America to the height of humanity's potential. And then it would do the same thing to another person. but then if you're if you're genealogy matter would that change like it's just stuff like that like imagine like someone takes that's black and they're a white man and it's like oh the peak human is a white man

the best version of a black man would be a white man and it's like oh that's insane that has a lot of implications that we're not ready for right now yeah I don't know if that's that's how that works but uh I mean we got to Who do we ask about that? I don't know, dude. I feel like I'm the best person you guys ask about that in the reservoiria. We got comics explained.

I'll shoot him a message on Twitter. There you go. Hey, dude, real quick question. What happens if a mutated super soldier's a son? Some of them are already stronger than that, right? Well, they have to be, of course. So, like, if you give it to like, let's say you give it to like someone like fucking Spider-Man.

What happens? Well, see, that's the thing. Like, is it, is it like, does it enhance whoever to their maximum potential? potential does it I don't know the rules of the super serum and maybe there actually is a legitimate answer because like my my my assumption to combat that is that it hands you to the maximum of a human's potential right but when you get mutated by other things you are already a superhuman so you're no longer in that bounds of regular human potential that's what my conversation comes from right but I could be very wrong yeah because I don't also there's it's not easy to get because you know

it only had one use and it was in Steve in the comics. Because in the MCU, the fact they found out how to synthesize and make that shit in like Falcon and Winter Soldier, that's insane that that shit wouldn't be all over the place. Because they would have mass produced the fuck out of that. Yes. Instantly, that shit would be

everywhere. As soon as it worked once, it would be the first of all, the fucking formula would be easily, like why would it be any problem? Someone write it down and hide it somewhere. That would it be a problem at all? Like, it's silly. sense. It makes sense that the guy that made

Erdstein got killed and that's why it was gone because that makes sense he can't replicate it, you know? It's just like... But if they make more, it's like, this is dumb. This is going to be all over the place. It's going to be super soldier fucking people robbing regular bodegas. Yeah, that would be crazy.

But if, back to the question. Yeah. Yeah. If y'all did it tell us, if I did it tell us if I would, I don't know. I don't know. I don't think date her. She's just so not my type. Well, in this fucking scenario, you date her, you guys break up and then she has a breakup song, huh? Just blazing it raw, annally.

I've just been, she just like, I got tired of it. Yeah, like, I got tired of it. Like, it just, the condition of my body was ridiculous. My asshole could have fit like a fucking, like one of the vicking, the Dunkin' Donuts cups inside of one of the fucking tumblers

that hold a drink. That's crazy. It was like one of those. He was just, all the time. you know, just to hurt me. He would say, I hate you while he's doing it. It's insane. Damn, I don't know, man. You should probably write a song about being like, I'm, this dude, this nigga's gay.

He's just like, he didn't really, he never loved me. He always asked me to peg him. And he'd always be, we'd go to wrestling events and he'd be staring at like Roman rains and shit. It's just gawking at him I'm fucking I'm so stiff too She's like what the fuck's going to You gotta leave now

I can't stand up Give me like five minutes We went to a Chiefs game You know We caught our ex And I'm just like fucking I'm just like looking at Travis Kelson

She's like yo Go on the back Travis have a quick talk We're a great talk Taylor Stay right stay there Stay there Stay there Stay there

I'll be right back On the back, it's going on the back. And you hear Travis screaming like fucking, like fucking meek Mills in that video, the puff video. Oh, man. If that was really meek, that's really sad. If that was real, if that was 100% real, I feel so bad. He can't be a rapper anymore also. He's done.

Like, you can't be in hip-hop world after that anymore, unfortunately. They're not going to, they're not going to let you be there no more. But it's stupid. They shouldn't. They shouldn't exercise. I just, like, ostracize you. But, like. Yeah.

he's done like he was he was whaling dude uh yeah you it's i want to i'm laughing but it's not funny because he was literally like taking advantage of if it was him like i feel like there would have been i feel like he would have i just don't feel like do you think he's the type of uh you think he would just let that like let that like just keep that do you think you would let that slide you know what i mean i'm sure he's at least extraordinarily traumatized from that situation At the very minimal, he is scarred in a way that is insane. So, yes, I think he would let that slide and not talk about it because he doesn't want to talk about the fact that Sean Puffy Combs

butt fucked him to wales. Whatever was recording wasn't in the room, and it caught him crystal clear screaming. So that rule must have been you take thunder damage going inside of it. So I'm just wondering. I don't know, man. I'm just wondering about like the type of people that wouldn't retaliate, I guess. And he at least seemed like somebody that would. That's what I'm.

Retaliate how? Doing something really stupid. Like what? His asshole is fucking worn out. Right. He's bubble gum butt. But there's something. Like he's fucking gone.

some people that, look, there's some, I feel like there's some people that couldn't allow that to, to just, like, there are certain, there are certain people like, that, um, that I just feel like that they just could, they couldn't let that. It happened. They're not going to say anything to anyone, but they're going to, they're going to, they're going to retaliate in a way that's going to absolutely ruin their life, but they don't care. Like, they're going to, he's going to roll up into another Diddy party and just, he, but Diddy's not going to get shot up, but like a bunch of other people are or something. Something's going to happen. I mean. it's it's I I look I feel for I look man I feel for him in a way that's crazy I think he at his his his hats I just might I can't even fathom saying it because it just feels so bad for that guy having to go through that having to experience that is so fucking sad I'm just like damn dude no loo what happened what happened get out of there what are you doing still sticking around that's that's the one thing though I just don't even how do you get into a situation like that you know uh coercion threats feeling powerless dude like we're dude we're men we have the we have the ability to be able to be ignorant about that a lot of women go through shit like that where they are just unfortunately circfrock

like cornered threatened with their lives and obviously what should happen like that you get too scared to say anything about it because they might harm you and and what if like you're more like have less power like fiscally or physically it's it's that shit is insane. I want to laugh right now, but I'm not letting myself because I'm better than that. Let's see, Derek. Let's see if you're a piece of chin, you're going to laugh at this. So I'm, Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget, or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health,

Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well. I need to laid down and you know that's not normal for your child, then it might be tied to give them a medication for a fever. Here are the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to

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Marie Callender's what having it all tastes like. Sorry, I was just, I just had to hear the audio again. It's just so wild. But I keep going, go ahead. You listen to it again? I had to. It's insane. It's just like that is getting ravaged.

Yeah. There's just, there's no other way to put it. Okay, guys, with that, I think we're going to, after talking about the brutal butt fucking of meek mills, I think we're going to probably end it there. Thank you guys for tuning in to this episode of the Dark Tank podcast. We appreciate it. We will hopefully be back with Chris the next episode. if he doesn't, he isn't dead.

You know, y'all are dumb and gay. And we'll have Chris read the names next time. He's, I don't know, alive or some shit. Yeah. But yeah, thank you guys. We appreciate it. Share. Make sure you guys tell people about the podcast.

We appreciate everything you guys. Also, we appreciate everything you guys to do, but also at the same time. Yes, sir. Ask better questions. Really do that. Ask better questions. Your questions are not always bad, but most of the time, they are terrible. And if you don't, I'm going to come to where you're at and I'm going to slit your cat's paw slightly.

Slightly. Pause, slightly. Slightly. It's going to bleed a little bit. It's going to be upset and it's going to take its anger out on you because I'm going to leave. Yeah. So, remember that. Yeah, that's real.

See you, niggas. Well, well, well. Oh, looks like the snark tankers aren't here. So I'm going to be reading all of the... I'm just kidding. Can you imagine? Reading all the names as RFK Jr. would be insane. I would have to get paid handsomely to do that

because I'm sure my voice would be destroyed. But yeah, Chris's voice is still a little bit messed up, I guess. And so I'm going to be doing it again. Didn't think I'd be doing it again like this, at least not anytime soon. So I guess it just worked out that way. But yeah, here we go. So $25 tier, thank you guys for signing up for it. You guys are killing it with your names.

And yeah, anybody else, man, just bump on up to 25 and read whatever it is. You know, and if Chris tries to shy away from reading some of the names, I will scold him because you guys are paying good money for this. Here we go. Racist Hokeage. Oh my... That's Plankton. Oh, my goodness.

That wasn't a good one. Oh, my goodness. It's a little late right now. It's 11.40 p.m. right now, so my voice, I can't really do what I want to do. J.R. From the producers of the Mexican starring Brad Pitt comes the last N-word on Earth, starring Tom Hanks. That's Paul Mooney, isn't it? I think I remember Paul Mooney saying that.

I'm pretty sure. Because, yeah, he was talking about the Last Samurai or something, which actually, that movie, that movie rules. I'm going to kill the president with a mortar. I am delivered. I don't like Colin no more. Oh, yeah. That fucking classic video, I'm not gay no more. shit rules

three days grace tell me if you can see the gay inside of me not bad Emma throwing big bucks appreciate you Emma two rats in a trench coat

ew what the hell is between Sweeney's teeth when did the Grand Canyon become fat and black and gay god damn Poppy I know black I Dominican

Gail Guter investigating Laura Palmer's murder Kingston Gap My Son That's pretty good Kingston Gap my son I didn't catch it the first time Kingston Okay

If I was a Flintstone Stupid Yeah Damab dammed dammed da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da I get it That's funny Berserke Broly Gapshotting Sweeney

Star Tank Live in Japan featuring Johnny Somali Elon must should chew on hit chew his own fingers off I think that would be neat yeah me too Red rectum redemption I like that a lot uh let the comies hit my tongue let the cummies hit my tongue let the cummys at my tongue let the cummys at my tongue guys I tried to do the gay bodies cover and I couldn't do it I can't mimic the screams accurately I feel like somebody else is just gonna have to do that you know I mean they could just do it poorly but I just you know what I'm saying like mine would have came out like shit and I didn't want to put it up I love the character

interactions in Marvel rivals but it wasn't necessary for moon night to be called uh to call herbie a raw bigger so stupid penising a bullet wound into a giant's forehead nice domination vaughan of the dead. Big Titty goblins are my weakness. Walking flushes by guys. That's crazy. Derek is innocent. Hashtack free him. Round-eyed Asian. Learning M.E.1 was intended to be a commercial loss for tax reasons. That would have been insane if that's what it would have went down.

I got to look into that. It's already been one year without Toriyama. Hopefully he's resting in peace. Yeah, I was just seeing a lot of anniversary stuff. of his passing not too long ago. And, uh, yeah, man, crazy. It's crazy how crazy how influential his shit is, man. Crazy. Uh, do you agree with YMS that dogs can consent to hand jobs from their owners?

I, I, um, I, I'm assuming this was a bit or something, and he wasn't like, trying to argue that or something like guys let me tell you that i can do his voice i i'm i convince my dog i don't know it's so stupid i don't know yeah don't don't jack off your dog guys no i don't care how much your dog likes it don't do it please chris ray gun for mayor uh I mean, why not? JD Vance be like, you better say please and thank you,

Mr. Zinsky. Bro, all of those JD Vance edits are fucking fantastic, man, there's so many of them. There's so many of them. The one that Meat Canyon quote teed was so fucking funny.

Where am I? Hassan and Benjibrio should meet up so we can eliminate them both in ones. Where? What the fuck? I'm so tired. I didn't have any caffeine.

I've been having some bad acid reflux, so I've been kind of trying to calm down on anything super acidic. And I'm paying the price. Let's see. Yeah, I mean, there's a lot of people that could just go away. It would be pretty great. You know, I think both of them are bad representations of the parties. Obviously, Hassan is less egregious.

I mean, fucking, I don't see. Hassan putting out free Derek Chauvin petitions and trying to reach the president to get Derek Chauvin off. You know what I mean? Like there's absolute levels to the scum baggagery. Even though I think there would be a better representation on the left than like, you know, for streamers and stuff like that than Asan. But God damn, he ain't nowhere near as bad as in Ben Shapiro.

Like, fuck, man. where we yet. Fuck off. You're not a part of the joke. If you can gape. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists

to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about women's health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often

women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of paramedopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN, because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise.

Those are all things that can kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. For delicious meals, you could go out to eat or spend hours in the kitchen. Or you could just make a Marie Callender's meal. Yeah, you heard me. Marie Callender's classic chicken parmesan bowl is delicious with scratch-made marinera sauce, creamy mozzarella cheese and no preservatives.

It's high in protein with 30 grams per serving. Marie Callenders, what having it all tastes like. If you can gape till I get home, if it means a lot to you. Oh, the fucking if it means a lot to you, the, um, a day to remember and, uh, that chick that was in that band Versa or Emerge. What happened to them, man? Versa Emerge kind of just fell off. They had that one fucking album. Like they had that one cool, like, demo or whatever.

That of the song like Whispers or something like that. That shit was dope. And then they had their fixed at zero or whatever the fuck album that was did pretty well. And then they just fucked right off. But if you can gape till I get home. Man, I forgot about that song. I haven't listened to shit like that in a while. La la la.

Okay. Thugzilla, king of the hoodsters. That's badass. Losing all my friends in a cousin. custody battle in the custody battle. Kurt Cobain, P-O-V. The feeling when you do a really good shit, man, nothing better.

Death, just straight up death. Jack's World Fastest Maori. Hey, hey, Mr. Disheray. I've been down for the count fucking dudes for a couple days. Sneezing is just coming, but out your face. That's true. What the fuck, man? Excuse me, guys.

Sorry. I'm sorry if I make any one of anyone else, uh, yawn. My name is Jake and you guys really hurt my feelings. What do I have to do to dethrone king of half hazard? I think that's impossible, brother. Big meaty stinks. Uh, gooner kill by men who twerk.

Andy, the man whose handies are now S tier, are now back to S tier and forever dandy. Gay sex gifts. Sweet ass completely abandoned trying to say the N word. Yeah. I live in Texas. I ain't going to Vegas to eat Roadhouse. Man, I miss Roadhouse, dude.

Like, sure, I wish I could get some Texas barbecue, but I'll take Roadhouse since it's close by. I think there's one, like, an hour and a half from me or something like that, but I ain't going that far. When Elon finally dies, catch me going stupid in the club like Jim carries the mask. Fire meat, dude, that's a celebration, bro. The in-game currency in Call of Duty is called CP. All right, next page.

Kids. Rob Schneider, gross. you mad if Rob Schneider They're right under Dan Schneider I like how you guys are coordinating That's awesome My volume was on blast

When Sween said A Said Bahardar Oh but yeah Okay Excellent You know

All you got to do is tell people Like hey he's extremely black So it's fine Weddo Wado Defending Israel Wibsical Boying type

Skadidid 40K facts Dark Elder Rape people Into furniture Dark Eldar Rape people into furniture That's pretty crazy I gotta get more into that shit

I know there's One of our people They actually want to get us into it I've just been so swamped He was like Oh pick something You know I want to get you guys And I'm like that's dope

I just You see it like I'm fucking Just don't have enough time. I should. I just got to make a little bit of time. But I'm fucking running on, I'm just always doing shit. And I got to like not do that. So Kevin Durant's feet, semen flows. Yeah. Oh yeah. Seamen flows out my ass like waterfalls. Uh, what? Also check out the Northern Boys. Elderly lads that rap and make music about dicks. The Northern Boys. All right, I got to remember that. Dr. Manlove.

or how I learned to stop wearing and love the cock. Dude, what the hell's going on? I'm yawning way too much. I don't think I should be yawning this much. Fuck you, I ain't paying my TV license bitch. Mr. Pants. Freezing kiss. Oh, he meant to put Chris, but it says kiss.

Ours gone. Freezing kiss in a block of ice, then filing him. That's pretty cool. Fuck face unstoppable. Getting my name read, even though I only pay $5 a month, cardboard pie. Sure.

Maybe it happened before or something. Spum befudders. Oh, like probably somebody else. Something. I don't know. Whatever. I'm going to kill myself. Spum befudders. Jolly O'Dipshire, the ace of parades. Derek wears Vaseline-filled socks. Damn right, I do. I'm proud of it. Definitive top black five people.

One, LeBron, two, Keith. David, three, future. Four, Tim Duncan, five, Tom Sweeney, Goatman, Kingston. If YMS can cut off his hair for a bit, you can do something with yours. I agree, you really should stop being a bitch and do something. Cockstar, Dickleback, because we all just want to suck big black balls, stomachs filled with at least 15 cubs. Unfortunately, I don't know how that song goes. I mean, I'm sure if I hear it, I'll be like, oh, yeah, I remember.

But just like hearing the name like Rockstar, I don't know. I don't know very many nickel back songs. I know a little bit of photograph. You know, some of them. I know Rock Stars are big one. I just don't know it. When Marimba rhythms start to play. Oh, yeah, yeah.

When my rhythm, rhythm start to play. Spread my cheeks. Make me gay. Like a lazy ocean. hugs the shore. Fuck my holes. Gait me more. Dean Martin's the goat.

Well, I guess he's not the goat, but I like Dean Martin more than Frank Sinatra. You know, fight me. Gay little beetle with a craving for beetle penis. That's pretty cool. Sonic fans found a way to recompile Xbox 360 games. Human shield more like two birds with one stone. Black hold son, won't you come? Hell, Ed. That's one that I got to do. I really should do that one. Fuck my ass. I am gay. You know, some smitchie the kid. But her pussy and her tits are getting old, so I'm going homo. Now my dick is getting longer, it seems. I don't know if that's supposed to be a song or not.

She pipkin on my pippa. Ichibon Kaska says play Monster Hunter. Hmm. Post-class. clarity nut. Amen. Scrotocles, harbiter, harbinger of testicles, haverob balls. Need me some calcium cannons right now. That's what I'm talking about. Rat detective boogie. I do not care for Sabrina Carpenter. Can't get into her music. It insists upon it. So that's funny. Yeah, man, I don't actually, I don't care for her either. I don't, I don't get it, you know, to be fair, I only know that one song. I'm sure I've heard more of her songs, but that, what is it? Coffee?

I actually don't. I can't even think of it right now. Um, dun dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, you know that one. I think they're on the beach or some shit. Uh, yeah, it's, it's fine. Don't do nothing for me. Yush. If Metal Gear Solid were written in 2025, it wouldn't be Fox Die.

It would be Fox D.E.I. That's so stupid, but yeah, probably. Let's see. These are voyages of the Starship Denter Prize on its continuing mission to cross swingy. Stupid. Craig the Canadian in Balancho always bet on the wheel. It's your boy, Shawnee Dee. How hilarious would it be if God actually is real, but we're all wrong about him?

and when the day of reckoning finally comes, it just cuts off. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter.

In this episode, all about women's health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of paramedopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBJYN because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do,

like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that can kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. For delicious meals, you could go out to eat or spend hours in the kitchen. Or you could just make a Marie Callender's meal. Yeah, you heard me. Marie Callender's classic chicken parmesan bowl is delicious with Scratch made marinera sauce,

creamy mozzarella cheese and no preservatives. It's high in protein with 30 grams per serving. Marie Callenders, what having it all tastes like. Oh, wait, yeah, yeah, yeah. Damn, it just cuts off. Well, hey, what the fuck? It shot me all the way back to the front or to the top. Oh, okay, here we go.

Anyway, SnarkTang fans are now homeless and deported. Serberist Agent 267. Nospheratu flow. That's badass. Gay Sinatra's perfectly polished derby shoes sticking out of Louise Guzman's ass cave diver style. Nice. Curb stomping Nazis on the edges of Sweeney's Gootap. Tooth gap.

Jesus Christ. Sweeney's improv class, where if the bit goes longer than 30 seconds, he shoots you in the head. That's pretty good. Slurping, stroke, and smoke, and joking, drip, m. Lord of all drip. How do you, how do three grown men not know the difference

between Shutter and Shutter, La Malle? I bet there's the same person that like went on Twitter to say that too. Like, I, like, to me,

it's always weird when people, like, it must be like an autistic thing or something because there are like things that people use in everyday life. And then you'd be kind of weirded out about something. But then there's something a little bit niche. like shutter like I can't even think of me actually using shutter in a sentence at any point

in recent years and then like someone will be like oh my god how do you not know this and it's like because I don't fucking know everything like what the fuck are you talking about dude like there's shit that I learn all the times or I'm like oh that's wrong I didn't know that but then somebody will kind of come out of the woodworks and be like oh my god how do you not know this I'm like because I'm not a fucking encyclopedia ditched like dickhead what do you say I always think that's fucking, like, fascinating when people do that. Because, you know, I'm like, usually people kind of just have moments like that all the time, right?

And usually people don't like make a big deal out of it because it happens to everybody every once in a while, you know? But then it's like, if you're neurodivergent, I guess you have to like stop and point out everything, which I do notice in the comments section that like, for this show in particular, I'm like, what is it about this show that people? want to like nitpick everything and then like say I'll go to some of my other favorite podcasts and everybody's just having fun in the comments they're just talking shit to each other talking shit about the host but they're just having fun though but then like I'll see and like

a comment structure is like this is wrong and then this is wrong and this and I'm like yeah you guys sound kind of better man just have some fun it's a it's a retarded gay podcast and um yeah I think guys should have more fun but well like most of the people here are having fun though so don't get it twisted and I'm not acting like oh it's a the vast majority of you, but like, so when I see like a small amount of y'all, like, I'm like, it doesn't sound like you're having fun listening when you're like, constantly picking out stuff that's like annoying you or some shit. And I'm like, are you having, are you enjoying listening to this?

Because I promise you, I don't do this to the shows that I listen to. I'm like, I just kick back and listen. And if there's anything like, it bothers me. I just usually say something to myself and then I move on immediately. But, uh, you know, that's just me. Oh, me, want you blow me? Waiting for the Swain Hunting Tier, I want his pelt. Crimlin the Gremlin.

I use X solely for porn, and I couldn't be happier. Good for you, man. That's actually really good. Jade Empire deserves a remake. Goaded game. I haven't played it yet. I've been meaning to, and I just never got, I just never did. Marvin Gay.

I didn't even have to change anything to make it gay. Facts. I always love people with the last name Gay. And I just think of like how hard was their life growing up, you know, because your kids are fucking awful. Whenever Chris reads my name might come. I'm sorry, homie. Maybe next time. Since Kingston hates being touched, does he even has sex or just jack off from the hallway?

I imagine he's more of a like, you know, jack off and then maybe finish and just bust, you know, like on his partner like like that. but there's actually no real physical contact. Waitslave, 583. I come, therefore I am. The Pippini Bros. presents Gordon Ramsey cleaning Asmund Gold's room, ASMR. Donk-Donkerson, the colon swinging slasher.

Tentis name Lytol. I don't even know if I'm saying that right. S. Adams once wrote a letter to the present about how bats were put on earth by God to help us win World War II. That's insanity. Oh my God. When I try to click on the names, it just sends me all the way back to the fucking top. So stupid. Damn, man.

Okay. P.P. Nigward Fenticles and the Negromancer. Why would you drive through Candice? Why would you drive through Candice to go to L.A. When you could have gotten on Route 66 at around Illinois. noise and it takes you all the way and it just cuts off right there. I don't know what that's a reference to. Sweeney likes to eat Snickers upside down.

Come face. It's like Clayface, but well, you know, me be fishy, no freak to. Do not fuck with gamers. Oh my God. That was a grums. That was grums. That was grums. That's fuck, man.

Like, how do you not? I don't understand some people how they're just not embarrassed of themselves. Like, they have no fucking shame. These grifters, man, they're so fucking embarrassing. And it's like, damn, this is what, like, a lot of progressives around the Gamergate era, this is what they all thought we were. They thought, like, me, Chris and just anybody else that was normal, they thought we were grums. And it's like, when you, when you,

kind of reflect on stuff like that you kind of understand how shit ended up the way that it did because you had some very large um creators and and large people who had a lot of cloud or just a lot of followers leading the charge saying the dumbest fucking bullshit do not fuck with gamers and like shut the fuck up dude shut up bitch i will fuck with you all day i will push you and your bones will shatter. Like, shut up. See, John Strickland. Merck's 1889. Fucking a registry chicken

apart and using the pieces for a sandwich. All right, man. I, you must have seen this or done this or something because that's too, you know what I mean? You don't just think of that shit. The first church of Keith David, gay, filter, be like,

hey man, nice cock. Lucas farting in Maria's mouth to torture That's so stupid Gex is back And this time he's full on gay Hell yeah Pre-Raz, Blake 896 Why do you think

God damn it Why do you think you are I am Derek's hereditary opinion Inspired Cetus heel turn That's what I'm fucking talking about dude and then uh how funny the very next uh thing is i'm derrick and my favorite movie's hereditary i love this especially i went on another hereditary man i just went on another one i want to keep it alive and well dude like i love this it's like one of those things that like i never

would have thought twice about but then i just saw how many people were upset like that's great like guys don't fucking don't show you gotta stay stoic man when things are really bothering you gotta stay chill because then you just gave people ammunition to fuck with you way more you know and of course it's all in good fun right it's like you fucking with your homies

and all that kind of stuff it's it's like it's not like it's not some serious shit but it's like oh man you just show me that this is kind of bothering you so now we gotta go hard on the paint uh where was i putting bench your peers head in a toilet and flushing it for being a dork. I forgot about Jared Fogle.

Wait, I forgot about my Jared Fogel Time Machine name and wrote a question into another podcast. And now I feel, and now all I feel is shame. Well, I hope they liked it, though. I know we talked about this before, but I hope that they had like, I hope they read it and they had a good response. Shot Young Sheldon says y'all so gay. Uh, Buddha eating gutta fucking effuda. A Buddha eat a good a fucking afuda. Nikki Ziggy.

I like she puts, she puts Nikki Ziggy in parentheses, but like, we can see your avatar, Nikki. We can see you, Nikki. Nigy. I still need, I, you need to change your name to, um, you know, hard R. Zigger. You know. You know, 65 shades of gay. Sween is.

the snark tank's version of Jamie except no one actually asked him to pull it up he just does it yeah yeah it's true it's very true actually I hate when that nigga just fucking gets on his phone while we're in the middle of podcast and he'll just pull his phone out and start scrolling

and I'm like you're like you have the fucking you are so privileged you have a great job right now and you can't even be fucked to do this just taking that shit for granted, bro. Like, that's the one thing, man.

You got to be grateful about this shit. You can't just fuck off like that. And I know it sometimes leaves the funny moments, though. So, you know, it's all good. But damn, man, you all have no idea how fucking grateful I am to be doing this. And maybe it's because I'm the only one that actually truly likes podcast. Like, I listen to podcasts. Like, in my leisure, like multiple of them.

And then if you ask the snark boys, they don't they don't fuck with podcasts you know like it's just it's a good job you know but like i really enjoyed doing this stuff and it fucking you know like i'm not trying to be too gay but it's like you all fucking like i love this community that we that we built you know it just reading these fucking names and the people just the stupid shit that you guys come up with it really i personally love it you know what i'm saying they you know they may say and i don't know how they feel deep down. Maybe they're bullshit and, you know, like, oh, like it's such a chore,

but I'm like, I don't know, man. I fucking, I actually like this. I think it's, when we all do it together, I think it's the best part of the fucking show. I think the funniest shit comes out of reining the names, to be honest. Okay, where the fuck was I? I don't even remember where fuck it was. Oh, yeah, okay. They think the end on my head means something else, crash. I am so fucking gay, M.F. Coom. Sorry, Miss Jackson, Bradley Brave, dog the baby hunter. Ethereum needs help luring his weapons in Halo 3, his weapon in Halo 3.

Orange Man Hunter Nefram. Malifis one. Oh my God, we're almost done. This is the last one. King of fucking haphazard baby. And the king of haphazard is a fucking goat, man. We'll always give him the high praises. So that's it, guys.

Thanks for listening this episode. Charles is the Dark Tank. you know, the remote ones, the energy is always a little bit lower because we're just not feeding off of each other's like energy and presence. But yeah, you know, Chris should be back in the next episode. He's going to be resting up. We're just going to be pushing the shows back a little bit. But yeah, thanks for the people that made it this far. And we'll see you in episode 306 or whatever the fuck. All right. Bye, guys. Hi, this is Danielle Robeye, the host of Bookmarked by Reese's Book Club, a podcast by Hello Sunshine and IHeart Podcasts.

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