The Snark Tank - #306: Transgender Mice

Episode Date: March 11, 2025

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I really have no idea. Because it's two M's Randy Savage. M, M and M. Oh, macho man. Yeah, okay. Just want to make sure. Yeah, no, no, I know that. I guess I knew that is somewhere.

my head. But that's the only one I know. Really? Yeah. And it's because of Spider-Man, probably. What about the rock? The actor? Yeah, him too. What about John Cena?

The actor? Dave Bita. The actor? Who was Triple H? The racist? I actually, like, I only heard of Triple H when I was in school, but I never, I didn't, I still, honestly, you could show me a picture of H right now. I would not know that that's Triple H.

Lucky. Why? Not his HVK era, that first effort of the, X was fucking a fire time, bro. It was legendary. There was legendary. He just hits on national TV for no reason. Yeah, he's just, you know, it was a good heel back in the day, but also he's incredibly

racist, especially his run where he started wearing the iron crosses, and then he had that fucking Confederate, like, mustache, beard thing going on. Oh. Yeah, it was kind of weird. This was after, like, the other rival promotion got bought, and then they had an invasion. And around that time, he just became incredibly racist. and uh... They're old...

Well, you know, he's embraced it. And then their old champion from WCW, Booker T was trying to become champion again and they buried his ass. It was crazy. After being berated and saying the most racist shit to him and saying like, oh, like calling him nappy-headed and saying like you're the type of guy that like,

he basically just calling him like, you're essentially like a servant. It was just saying the most racist shit like outward. Nappy-headed is such a nice, like it's like a don't. Imus. Yeah. I haven't thought about that. It's an old school insult.

It is. Napi-headed hoes. Napi-headed hoes. I'll never forget that. Was that a bet, you think? No, I think he's old and was dying. He's dead. He's dead, right?

There were plenty of old-timey. There's a guy named Chick Hearns, right? He was a announcer for, he did a lot of L.A. shit. And you never caught him slipping because he was professional. Yeah. But, like, those people are all professional. So, like, when you do that, it's like, you know that can't be okay, right?

But Don, I'm specifically like, my only image of him was like, I guess, like some JPEG from like a headline from went back back in like 08 or 07, whenever that, whenever that thing happened was. Where he just looked like a like a shrimp. He was like hurled. Like he's clearly dying. Yeah. I mean. You know, I don't know how long he lasted after that. But I feel like he's definitely dead now.

I think they killed him I think they killed him He was like Because I remember watching There was one of those College basketball games I think it was during March Madness Right

And he was like those some Napy-headed niggas And I was like yo you can't say that And he's like I can say whatever I want And then he pulled them off With a bunch of diapers in his throat With a note that said choke on these nappies That's exactly what happened

That's happened That was crazy You remember that Kingston Mm-hmm. Yeah. He doesn't remember that era because that was when Elusive Joe was president. Oh, that's when Elis. It was the president of the United States.

Welcome to the Star Tank podcast. Hello, it's me, Chris. It's that. It's him kicks it. It's Derek over there. We're back. I'm back anyway. Yeah.

I had bronchitis, which is epic. I've never had bronchitis in my life. I had no idea that that was even possible. That's cool. Have you had bronchitis? I thought I did, but they said that I did it. when I got an x-ray. Oh,

you had to get an x-ray. Yeah, I was really fucking surprised because they're like, um, I was, and my chest felt like it was going to explode it. It hurts so much.

And then they did the thing and were like, you're good. I'm like, are you sure I'm good? Dude, that's what was happening to me. That was, I was like,

I went to the urgent care. They were like, I was like, this flu is weird. I was like, this is a strange flu. Because I can't breathe at all. And they were like,

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And they were just like, I don't know, just don't let it turn into pneumonia, I guess. Did they give me antibiotics or something? Yeah, yeah, they gave me antibiotics and like steroids. Yeah, yeah. What is it, a prednisone or something? I love, well, pregnant zone's a weird one. Yeah, I don't know. Pregma zone's a weird one because that's specifically supposed to be for inflammation,

which also lowers your immune system. And like when you're... It's a two for you, you got to make a choice. It's not, yeah, I don't like prednisone for that reason, especially like that always reminds you of like when Joseph Rogaine, when he started, you took the kitchen sink and he was taking all these things. And I'm like, if you have COVID, don't take prednisone unless you have so much inflammation from being ravaged, you know, then you maybe want to take prednisone and then take a shitload of antibiotics. But yeah, he took antibiotics and prednisone. But you can tell he was fine. He just looked really pale. And I'm like, you're retarded. Whoever your doctor is is just fucking stupid. You don't got a doctor. It's a bad idea. He had stupid just to take everything. Oh, and then he took the monocular antibodies. And he's like, oh, I'm better.

I'm like, I wonder which one it was. Was it the horse pace? Was it the prednisone? Was it the Z-pack? Was it the monocular antibodies that are specifically designed to whoop COVID's ass? Yeah. And then everybody was like, I'm going to get the horse shit. Yeah, it's really.

What a weird fucking turn of a bids, dude. How many definitely died from that? Yeah. I knew someone specifically. They didn't die. Oh. I wish, because I would have laughed about it. That was almost a jackpot.

No, I would have laughed about it. I would have felt bad at all. It was, um, one of my friends, her dad had a ranch, so I had a lot of horses. And that motherfucker started like, try to inject his family and his mom and stuff had to be like, hey, we're not injecting that literal horse paste in us with these giant syringes and stuff. He's like, no, it's okay. I got these smaller ones, which it's a very thick cream. So you do, would need a big syringe anyway to, to,

Because like, that's a thing. Like I do TRT and if you use a small syringe, it's usually in a seed oil. It's in like a, and so it's if it's a small one, like you want to make it the smallest possible so it doesn't hurt as much when you just jab yourself. But you want to make it at least wide enough to where it'll, you don't have to squeeze the fuck out of it. And I can't imagine how getting some type of thick cream or something would be in like say 23, 25 gauge. So you'd probably want to make it way. bigger and stab the fuck out of yourself. Yeah, it's got to be like a smoothie.

Like a boba tea. Milo Yanopolis did that. Did you see that? What? He showed his bloody syringe after he injected. And I'm like, is this a bit? Did you see the footage of Miloianobiles on like the weakest link or something in like 2000? Oh, so he was like a person before, a bad long time ago.

Well, yeah. Well, you know what I mean? Like a personality? I guess so. I don't know. Like I saw him on some game show It was like something like that Something like the weakest link

Yeah Like early 2000 I was like oh weird He's like on a game show And he's not been beaten by the world yet I mean so many of them are like Failed actors and screenwriters And fucking

That's true Like the vast I think I can't name one that isn't Yeah Maybe one that wasn't Some sort of some sort of You're right Jordan Buetison I guess Jordan Piers is the only person

He was technically an academic before technically. Yeah. No acting. He didn't have aspirations of being a Thesbian. He just got lucky by either misinformation or blatant lying about C-16. I don't know which one it is though. Like, you know? Wasn't he actually, like, a proper, like, he was actually a professor, wasn't he? Like, he was in, like, University

of Toronto. He actually, like, he was teaching up until fairly recently. I think he just left himself. Because he had 10 years so he could do whatever the fuck he wanted. Yeah. Then when he started like, because I remember people like he had some sort of like people give accolized there. I was like, oh, he's pretty insightful. And then what happened? What did he just like? I don't know. I never heard that. I never heard that

necessarily. I watched a lot of his old lectures after to see like what this dude's all about. If he, it was all kind of just funny to me. Like watching him. I was like this isn't really. I don't feel like it's insightful. I thought that self-authoring program had used for people who were actually struggling. But like I wasn't that person.

so it didn't work for me I started reading his book did it work for me and I avoided having an interview with him because I didn't want I'm not gonna lie and say his book's good yeah you don't want to be mean either yeah I don't want to be mean so I just avoided

everybody else yeah they tried to be they all tried to be actors they tried to be all the other people Stephen Crowder with his mug whatever the thing well there's daily wire people had that script and he's like I don't know why nobody wants to read my script

my sister's hamper Why is nobody Interested in this script that I bring? The problem is they They haven't seen them They haven't seen her milkers in it They don't understand If I bring my sister's hamper

Into the pitch meeting They will understand why this movie needs to be funded on mass In fact In fact I have the original hamper Did you guys see That he found

I have the original hamper Wait what? Dude He has a petition To to pardon Derek Chauvin. Yes, I saw that. I couldn't believe.

You didn't see that? I didn't think it was real. And then I didn't see anything. I've been bed raising for like five days. I saw a screenshot. He tried to get, he tried to get fish into Derek Chauvin. I think if anyone should be,

should be, come me out. Come me out. Should be freed for their crime. It should be Derek Chauvin's, the man that laid upon that double tiger knee, that black man into the floor.

It gives me, Derrick Sovins. They're so hard. trying to just lean on the fact that, oh, yeah, there was fit in his system. And he had like heart problems pre-exist. I'm like, nothing, there's nothing you can say that like if Derek Chauvin didn't put him in that position, then Derek Chauvin would not be a murderer. But he did. Like, how could you, you can't reverse that. It happened. Whenever, whenever Elon gets Swiss the fuck up, that'll be the, the conversation that from our side,

I guess, right? Yeah. It'll be like, that's probably the ketamine. trying to escape his body that's all it was I think it's what we have to be we have to lean into that how hard they try to like run that argument because any person is like

he got put in that predicament because of this guy yeah this guy put him in this predicament like in a world where he did it do that to him and he died in his own a drug addict but you know he he did that yeah it's very silly world we live in

I love it it's crazy I didn't And the thing that's really slimy about it is the name of the website because it lets you, it doesn't automatically let you know that it's who it is. It just says like pardon Derek or something.com or something like that. Yeah, yeah. So you don't know who Derek is right away. You know, they're purposefully strategically keeping out the Chauvin part because a lot of people would see that immediately. They'd be like, are you fucking crazy? So now they'll click on the link and maybe they'll at least read some of it other than just dismissing it outright. And, um, Of course, there's a lot of people that are on board that are extremely racist and terrible. But it's just annoying that it's so obvious that Benchapir doesn't give a fuck about Derek Chauvin. No. Oh, yeah, let me care about one cop. Like in the sea of people who have been innocently thrown in prison and all of a sudden, and now he has this vested interest in this one particular case.

It's all. I think, I don't, it's like, I wish he wasn't Jewish. So I can say like, you know, like, there's certain things, there's certain words you want to describe them as, but then people would be like, oh, you're saying that because he's Jewish. Like, like slimy, weasily. People use that for like anti-semanic stuff. He is, but that is the problem is when you try to, it's the same. They're not the only somatic people. So what?

Look at me. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done hiding. I would love to do. I want to go hard on the pain, but then sometimes you just don't want people to, you don't want to give people. ammunition. I guess. I'm tired at this point.

You gotta, fuck you. I feel you. You got to make an effort to like not allow. Because like, you know, you can shit on somebody or you can have like say things that are often attached to like particularly fucked up situations. But you got to make sure you like snuff out any of like the bigoted mentalities. It's like, look, I hate people. I hate him.

Not because he's Jewish. He happens to be Jewish and I hate him. Couldn't care less about that. Like a, it's like, you know how they say you're not. was they hit a man with glasses. So the idea you want to take the glasses off and then just uppercut them. Same thing with that fucking Yamika. You just want to just like, hey, could you please do me a favor and remove it?

Or, you know, while nobody's looking, slap it off real fast, and then just beat the piss out of them. The idea of taking a yarmaca off someone's head, putting a little pillow down and gently placing it on there and then beating them into, beating them so bad they have six minutes to get to hospital. Yeah. As long as you put it down safely, like Benjamin yet now would be like, that is a good man. That is very good man. He cares about the plight of Israel. Bomam more. Ramp up the Marrake.

There's a good man. He cares about the Yamaka and the Israeli people. And he just beat skinny nerd. That's 4K. Oh, shit. I should ask. Because you guys did a dark tank episode before this. Did you heart any of the questions that you used already?

Yeah? Okay. All right. Just making sure. I don't want to scroll too far back. Make sure you kill every person that's Muslim. So, anything? So there was Benny Boy, that was funny.

There's the address. We, uh, oh. Yeah. How much of that did you actually catch? I saw clips. It's what I, you know, what are you going to? I saw the transgender mice thing. That's the, that's my takeaway from it.

And I was like, all right. That is the most outrageous thing I've seen in a while. So for the people who are curious. It's outrageous. Trump said, Trump went on saying, and this is by the way, verifiable. You could look all this up. He did say this. It is objectively.

True. He went up on stage and he said, we spent $8 million of government money making mice transgender. And he does like a little tooth suck in. And you look into it. And within a moment. It's true. Within a moment. It literally, it's true. It literally, I'm not even exaggerating. It takes maybe like a minute max of Google. Well, with modern Google now it takes 30 hours to Google this because Google sucks. But if you're smart and not to use Google effectively, or read. Or read. Period. What he's referring to is $8 million of government money that went into research on transgenic

mice. If you know anything about transgenesis, I think is what's called. Technically, I think it's what's called. Yeah, it's like introducing human genes into like a non-human kind of animal, whatever, to see how human tissue will react to certain medication so that we can test human medication without using human subjects. Yes. Which is pretty vital in how we get all of our medical data for a lot of the things that we do. Yep. But he couldn't read.

So he thought transgenic was transgender. And he went up and said that. And that to me is entirely emblematic of why I can't care less about these people. And they were offended. Yeah. And people walked out. How do you think that happened, though, how it played out? Because some people...

He's retarded. Well, sure, but did he... See, because there's a part of it that... Because I know there's a lot of... There's a lot of malevolence in that administration. For sure. Was it just complete retardation or was it mixed... There's mouthfeasance at play where there is straight up just like...

It's just still rallying, calling people that are too stupid to understand the things they hate. It's like, oh, they're making mice transgender. They were making criminals, like they're making fucking prisoners transgender and the kids and the kids in the school

and it's like They're doing away tens of thousands of dollars surgeries in the schools operating rooms in the high schools There's an OR with people and scrubs and fucking

Gender reassigned It costs me 150 bucks to get my What is it? My bronchitis medication And I had to go And I had to go and get screen And everything But

Yeah, you can just walk into school for free and become the new gender, the other gender. Yeah, the other day actually, I got a consultation. I walked in a high school. And I was like, hey, I'm an older student. I'm, trust me. Yeah, yeah. And they're like, oh, yeah, we trust you because we don't, we don't, we're not ages here. Yeah, exactly. That's what they say. Yeah, they said, we're not ages. And I said, hey, I want a fat pussy. And like, excuse me, we don't use that language. You want a large vagina. And I said, yes. And they said, okay, great. We have eight. We have an Eight in stock. You have eight in stock.

Can you make 330? And I was like, ah, damn, I got to record a podcast. What about tomorrow? So we're haggling. Right, right. Or Monday because it's Friday right now. So I'm going to get my pussy. Cool.

That's exciting. Congratulations, Derek. Thank you so much, man. See, this is the cheat code. I love California. Yeah, this is the only California this happens. This is the cheat code that they don't want you to know about. Uh-huh.

If anybody, if you just show up to, you show up to public school and they'll just give you a pussy. Right up. Yeah. It's really insane. This guy is so mind-blowingly retarded. It's crazy. But is it, I just, I just want to like, like, let's just like chop it up about this

real quick. Sure. Is it possible that this is how I imagine it going. They were reading stuff to him about things like, oh, so 8 million and a transgenic mice and he was like, transgender mice? What is that? And then they probably said, no, it says transgenic. And he's like, isn't that not the same thing?

And then he just ran with it and stuck with it against what the person that probably was given on the report said. So here's what I think happens. Okay. I think he's genuinely stupid. And but he's also unable to, like once he says something, it's like, that's what I said. And so he's going to commit to that. He won't walk you back. Like, so he might know at this point.

Yeah. But it doesn't matter because like he's already said. He's not going to admit a mistake. I mean, it's the same thing with the Haitian thing. The whole Haitian thing. Yeah, the Haiti. Like, even the tariffs. He's still saying that like, no, I think the other countries pay the tariffs.

I saw this yesterday. And I'm like, that's just not how. That's just, you're wrong. You're just not. What's the point of them? Why would they retell? Why would they? I really need to, I really need to, I really, I understand.

Hold on. I just want to address this. Please. I know that people, especially like, as things are getting increasingly stupid, get frustrated. when we talk about politics and stuff. This is funny. But you have to understand this is so next level stupid. Yeah.

And I'm sorry if like you fall into this category, really. But like I, it is impossible to take this seriously. You're not a real person. Like as far as like a respectable position. Like it's not possible. It's not even a matter of like this is beyond just Republican anymore. You know what I mean? Sure.

This is beyond just like you're a guy like a guy like Mitt Romney who would propose. something like, like what Obamacare was. Yeah. You know what I mean? This is like off the, off the, you're off the reservation, dude. Like, you're not even on the same planet anymore. Yep. Because they just don't.

I'm done acting like, I'm done acting like if you are, you are knowingly ignorant anymore you deserve to be here. I'm just done. It's a choice at this point. Like I, the willfulness of it. Like I think, I think at the end of the day, most people are just ignorant, right? Everything is basic ignorance. People are ignorant and what happened is that they feel disparaged and have no ability to be able to affect the world around them. Even though we have all the power.

Technically, we just don't know we have it. But don't you want to like, I. I wonder, like, why is it that people don't want to protect themselves from being shown to be stupid? You know what I mean? They don't know they're stupid. Where's the self-preservation of being like, really? Oh, man, I hope I'm not wrong about this. You don't know they're stupid.

They have no self-respect, no nothing. Like, it's one of the things. They're just dumb. The one of the worst, of course, of course they're dumb, but also usually with a lot. There are some dumb people, right, that this is what upsets me. They can also build a car. So their brain works. Well, building a car isn't the same as like outwardly thinking about the universe around you.

And I'm not even asking that much. I don't even need to use the word universe. Are people? Are there people? This is what, like, I remember learning as a kid. And I feel like a lot of us all learn the same thing. It may be, it's like a paraphrase of this. But say if it sounds like bullshit, it probably is.

Like that's a thing that like a lot of us learned as a kid in science being skeptical. and anything that's like even a little bit. I'm talking about like elementary school. That it was like if it sounds like it's, if it sounds crazy, it probably is. It's probably not real. So if you hear transgender mice,

you're like, that is so insane that can't be real. Instead of just accepting it as a thing because some fucking orange piece of shit said it. I said like, aren't you curious about transgender? When I first heard about the lizard theories of reptilians, I'm like, that's so insane.

I need to see what this is about. I had a great laugh. I thought that sounded cool. It felt interesting. But it's like, I was actually excited at the idea. I was like, I was like,

I was thinking of Power Rangers. Everybody was like, wait a minute. They might be power crystals. I was thinking of Skyrim. I was thinking of like, the Argonians. I was like,

oh my God, there's Argonians? I was like genuinely stoked. I was too old already when I found out about them. So I wasn't like, I didn't have any. Argonians are terrifying also.

Like, the cool part of Argonians. Like, it's like, that's cool. There's other things, but also like, there's no way I'm out fighting a lizard man with the same exact build as me.

Well, what I'm saying is like, if they've been around this whole time, I want to meet an art going. In Tamriel, like, they're not that intimidating, right? Yeah, because there's trolls and though. Even the normal, like, default man in Tamriel is kind of crazy. They're kind of insane. It's close to, like, fucking, like, red guards are fucking beefy. They're just not as tall.

Red guards don't get tired. That's their lure. They can just not. get exhausted. Do you not need sleep as a red guard? I know they can't. You don't need sleep in defaults. What else do they have? Can they not get like poisoned or something? They have poison resistance. Yeah. And they can just run for a long time. That ain't true for me, man. I don't have none of that. I get poisoned frequently. I get tired fast. I get poisoned. I actually weak the poison and my stamina is negative 45%. I'm in bad

I'm a bad Redguard Red guards aren't niggas Red guards aren't niggas bro They're just What do you mean They're not black people What do you say I wish they were

They're not I looked into it There's no black people in that world That's why it's so much It's why it's so much Mammum But what are I think that they draw

Technically black people I'll take it I don't want that They just suck They suck in the lore but like imagine being a danger Nazi suck in a lore

but in a listen I got them listen I got frame trapped if Nazis had superpowers like even though

these are terrible motherfuckers but if somebody like say if it could be passed along like age or something someone just

and you're like you subtle but then all of a sudden you're super powerful are you really gonna be upset that I'm a Nazi now yes

that now you have godlike powers are you gonna be really that mad because I well no it's gonna be gone The Miam is going to be gone. Like, it's not that you have to be, you don't have to.

What I'm saying is, if you're like a Dadrick Lord or something, you're extremely powerful. And yeah, you're corrupt or whatever, but you're also super powerful. Yeah, you're corrupt. Let's go. I think there's like one or two good Dajric lords and like a few neutral ones. Yeah, I don't know. And then there's dozens of insane ones that like rape. Yeah.

You know, so like. I don't know enough about these. I didn't get super. into oblivion. So I'd probably miss a lot of... The Oblivion is more of the danger stuff than Skyrim. Skyrim is more of the like, I like dragons. Right.

I just... The armor was the, like, in Skyrim was the thing that really pulled me in where I was like, this armor's fucking... Jalen... Jalen told me this rear fuck situation. He was like, whenever a sudden gets really bad in the city, I just summon an unbound Daydran Lee and just have the daydra run a mock in the city. And I'm like, why would you do that?

He's like, ah, it's not my problem anymore. What do you have to do? What do you have to do? Where's the city with the, we have to go up and there's like a waterfall. Is it a Solitude? It's not Markarth? Is it Markarth? I don't know.

The one where there's that, there was that quest, there's that side quest where there's a, yeah, where you get. And then there's like a cave. I think. You go up and then there's like a cave. Fuck, man. I don't remember at all. And it leads to like the, dwebbing shit? Dwemer.

Dwemer. God damn. I got to brush up on my shit, dude. There's a, there's a, there's a, you go into the house and then that that, that old daydric being like a piece of shit he's like ordering you around and shit and you take the mace that's my favorite moments

in the game and it's like here's this mace kill this dude I don't think that's solitude I think it might be Markhart I think that sounds It's off to the left It's it's

I think West and North I know that And it's like somewhere It's yeah It's yeah Yes It's something like that

The same thing I said though It's the same thing I said it more effectively Somebody Somebody's going insane right now in the comment section. They're like, Oh, it's just like, fucking idiot. That's in fable, you retort me.

My life would be a lie if I was in fable. I'm like, holy fuck. Let's do a fable Skyrim collab. That'd be great. So, what is it? Daredevil, born again, is out. We all saw it. I didn't see.

People were the original Daredevil. Oh, yes, of course. Yeah, massive peak. I saw it like at least two or three times. Yeah, I think that first season especially is like really... For me, season one and two. I think season one, yeah, season one and two, I like season two specifically just because I like the punisher a lot.

But like season one is like, that's probably like my favorite MCU thing probably that exists. Sure. Like as I look back on it, it's like that's the biggest quality thing that they made. I love that final fight, dude. Well, no, it was the first final fighting. It was like, ah, whatever. When he fought Noble, that fight was insane. There's a lot, man, there's a lot of fucking.

When he was, when he did this, when he tried to do the spinny kick the Noble, the Noble was like, you suck. And it did the same thing and broke his back with it. I was like, it's gas. There's so much gas. It is good. It's probably. And then, you know, it's, it's, it's, it's defenders was not, it was pretty bad.

I think. That's what there's. It just ran out to that. I didn't even like the, the, oh my God, what's the country? Guy's name? Iron fist, yeah. I didn't even like that. What makes me so mad about Iron fist is that they didn't get a martial artist to play Iron Fist.

And it's like, why would you not? Not smart. Not smart at all. Not smart at all. That's what he does is do martial arts. His choreography should have been better than dare devils. Or adequate at least. Like at least that level.

That's stupid. He's at least a really good fighter. And then he has a god mode. It had such an obvious taper like of like a daredevil was cool as shit. Jessica Jones. Sorry, it was cool. I think it was very well written. I think it was very row in, but she was annoying character.

I like her. I enjoyed Cage. Oh, yeah. Christian Ritter? Yeah. Yeah. Those shows got... Those shows got progressively worse.

Yeah. Not necessarily that like Jessica Jones is terrible or that Luke Cage is terrible, but like, Derna was clearly like, this is good shit. I was not in a bottle. And then Jessica Jones was like, okay. Yeah. And then Luke Cage was like, mm-hmm. Cottonmouth specifically was great.

Loucage was really good. And then they took a turn for no reason. Because of cotton mat. Like, they got rid of Cotton Mountain and they were like, eh. That was the only reason I was watching. really like yeah lukeh himself kind of so like michael he's not a good actor really that guy i love the music i don't think he's a bad actor he's kind of not i think he's got like no he's got the same he doesn't he doesn't he doesn't he's no emotions at all he was the same in a uh

guardians bro he's the same in everything yeah yeah he played he played uh what is it the hila five black guardians right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so yeah i saying guardians is crazy to me because i've i forgot that that was the subtitle that game so that's that That's completely fair. And I should have said that because I was just thinking, I don't know what I was thinking. Like, as if you guys would know what I'm talking about. I know what you were talking about, but I was like, I've never called it Guardians ever. I guess no.

Yeah. That is weird. I don't know why I did that. That is amazing. I mean, that's amazing. Let's I call it Halo Infinite Halo 6. Shut up. Like it is.

Whatever. Not at all, actually, but like, yes. It's not six? How is it not? What's the next game going to be? I don't care. I don't care. I don't care.

I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. Halo needs better antagonists in my opinion. It needs to go away. It needs better antagonists? In my opinion.

I just think it has it has one really bad antagonist and that's it. I just need I need something We need Master Chief but evil. I need something that actually feels like I don't know man

this is really like it has the same problem to me that Batman has where even like it doesn't matter. how fantastical the villains are. I'm like, I know Chief's going to rise above this shit. I know Batman's going to arrive above this shit. It kind of has the thing of

I don't know. It was kind of like the Reaper threat. It felt so, I'm like, how are you going to, how are you going to deal with this? Yeah. And it felt, it felt kind of nice in a way that it was the scale was so large. I guess that's how Halo felt in back in the day. Yeah. Well, but now you're kind of

like, well, you know, they dealt with probably like the, you've, you've, you've, You've done everything that you could possibly do. You fought gods and beat them. That's what it's kind of like, what are you? Getting stuck on like a small planet and being like, you got to worry about this.

Like, what do you do now? What do you mean? What do you mean? I don't kind of let it go. What is, what are you the same thing with Mass Effect? What are they going to do now?

Massifax. That, what are they going to do? BioWare is gone. I don't know what the fuck they're going to do. But BioWare is in the dirt right now. Dude fucking, fucking, uh, Velgard's already on a PlayStation Plus.

And you know what's crazy? For free? Like four months. Time PlayStation Plus. I haven't even redeemed it. It's just sitting there. I'm like, I could.

But like, I'm not going to play this. Yeah, don't even give the satisfaction. I'm getting like, oh, here's a download. Yeah.

That game's hog shit, dude. The game's hog shit to the fucking. I haven't completely accepted it. Because there's still like a 5% of me that wants to. You're going to make DLC that like makes it better? You're going to have like a Citadel DLC for, for, yeah.

It's going to be like cyberpunk where it's going to be like a lot. of you a fucking complete revamp. It can't be saved in that way at all. The only way it can be saved to me is Rook's dialogue would have to change completely and then give me the option of kicking people out of my party. That would largely

improve the game a lot because it would cut a lot of it out that I don't want to deal with. And that's the one thing, man, why the fuck can I kick people on my party? That's the one thing in like Dragon Age voice been able to do. That's what got me to stop playing about actually. Oh, really? Well, outside of being deathly ill. but uh you know like yeah i found out that you just couldn't you could go out with only two members or

whatever but you don't need your whole party with you uh but like there are two characters in that in that in your party that like i really can't stand and they're always there at the camp and you're just like and you have to hear them yeah and i'm just like i don't want to hear you if i'm get out of here you right and you're gross looking i don't like the people of that world is a black girl that i like Oh, okay. I thought I was going to go the other direction. It's a black girl that I like and the Garris guy that I like. Oh, there's the Garris guy.

But then there's like some dwarf who sucks. Of course. And then there's a, what is it? Some furry lady. I don't know. Why? Yeah. Look, dude.

Why? I don't want that. I just, I just, there's a blue dude that's really cool. And that's Garris. Oh, you're cool. Yeah, you're Garris. I'll play it when it, um, when it, when it, when it, when it goes. down but I'm gonna play kingdom come first it's already on what's it's like kingdom come it's on um kingdom

come is what's it's on game pass yeah but yeah but that's very specific that's not game pass wow okay well all their first party stuff is gonna be oh that's right i played lies of p and everything too gears did you see what have you heard no i didn't see so there's rumors gears uh gears 1 through 3 august and they're pretty they're pretty they're pretty ironclad i trust i trust that guy uh jess cordon he leaks like all sorts of things he he's who's the one who leaked, like, he's leaked a million things that turned out to be on everything, huh? Mm-hmm. That's fucking nuts.

Like, there's rumors about it not having PVP or whatever, which like, oh, I mean, that's, I don't know if I care really. I, that makes sense. It's, I just hope Horde mode is there. Like, if Horde mode is there, oh, that's going to be good shit. Yeah, so. I don't know if I care about the multiplayer necessarily. Although that would be nice. Yeah, I don't, if, is, so, so if there, if there's no PV,

the PVP aspect that's multiplayer, you think that would still be in the game? What do you mean? Like, so like Horde mode, so you can play with your homies. Well, they said specifically... Hort's PVEE, though. I don't it's PVEE, but I'm saying, but like, were you not, am I wrong that you were able to, like, in the latter games,

invite people, well, you're able to invite people, say, online to play Horde mode, or was it just, like, local? Well, no, it was, you could do online. Yes. So what I'm saying is if they wouldn't, if they wouldn't do a PVP, would that not be a same logistical issue of inviting people to do the hoard mode or no? I think there's a difference. Well, so here's, I have a different point of confusion. Okay. So they say, okay, so the rumors are, and I tend to believe them, is that it's like it's all three campaigns.

Okay. And co-op for all of them, obviously. but it doesn't say that specifically it says campaigns and co-op which is like okay Horde is co-op Yes right but then the question goes

Horde takes place on all the multiplayer maps So if you're already going to have The multiplayer maps in there How much extra work is it really To just like why be lazy of it Like why not include the PPP? Yeah That's really? That's my

Yeah so like I don't know exactly what the story is going to be But if Horde is not in there That's a Matovel That's my... It's gonna be... There's no way. Well, don't say there's no way because the Master's Collection

came out in 2014 fucked for six years. So like I wouldn't put anything past them necessarily. There's no way. But they've got a chance here to like because that's gonna go to PlayStation for the first time. That's gonna be so weird. That's the thing that's weird.

That's so exciting about it. Yeah, that was the idea. That was the idea. I mean, they're going multi-platform clearly. Like they're clearly going to Sega out. Yeah. You know, because there's no way. They have to.

Bro, yeah. Yeah, they announced Indiana Jones for PS5 is already kind of like there's Forta Horizons coming. Really? And that's already confirmed. So it's like there's no real reason. Like, why not? I think the matching collection is going to be on the switch. I mean, that's my pie in the sky prediction, I think.

Good luck. Because that'd be fucking amazing. I want to be good luck. I'm playing a Pokemon game, the most recent one on the switch right now. Me and Lily are playing it together. Bro, looking at that game blows my mind how that game was made. It's disgusting. It's like holy, like it's so much better, like don't play it undocked.

You have to. What do you mean? Because you play it docked. You're like, oh, this game looks horrendous. Oh, like on a big TV. It's really fun, though. It's actually like I'm impressed to how fun I have much fun I'm having on a Pokemon game in a long while. I'm enjoying my time playing it.

I'm like, oh, this is actually pretty cool because if like I see it as if I was playing that game when I was 12, the way to experience that game as a Pokemon game is better than all the other ones. I'm doing with the world. Is it worth the money? I didn't have to pay. I bought it for literally two years ago and I'm playing it now. Oh. So wait. This is an old game?

No, it's the latest one, but it came out like a year or two ago. They didn't made, they haven't made another one a while. They've actually taken a little bit of time to make a game again. They're like, let's just slow down. I thought I, I thought something dropped recently. No?

The trailer for the new one that's coming out got revealed. So they just started playing the old one to like get ready for it? Yeah, because I'm going to play the next one probably too. It has my favorite Pokemon and it. So I'm like, oh, I'm going to, I'm going to play this. Okay. What's this new one? Is this a whole new batch of Pokemon?

What is it? So what happened is that? So you remember how they did red, red and blue, diamond or green, ruby sapphire, diamond and pearl. And then eventually they did, not diamond peril, ruby sapphire. Then they did fire red, leaf green, a remake. This is like their, these are like period pieces within the regions they have already, where they go back in time and then there's different variations

of Pokemon at the time because it's technically because animals you know animals exist or change throughout time so it's pretty much they go back to one of the region from Gen 4

or Gen 6 I think and then you're just be there at a different period piece so there's like older establishments you're like maybe like a few thousand years at back with like people in Dragon with Pokemon

it it is what it is you like it you don't if you don't if you're over Pokemon as a whole I understand not caring Damn.

Wow. Damn, dude. That's an old cut, man. That's pretty good, right? The medallion. That's a JD Vance. That's good. I love what it's...

I will say the J.D. Vance, like, Photoshop's that I've seen going around of him just being all fat, disgusting, like a big baby. Good stuff. They're getting better. You see the rotating one? No. Oh, no. I've not seen any fucking...

You know, look up 3D Vance. That's great. That's a good name. It's really good. Okay. Oh, man. It's good stuff. But, yeah, so, oh, wait, we got off track, didn't we?

Yeah, I was saying, I played Pokemon with my girlfriend. We were talking about Daredevil somehow. Oh, yeah. So, Daredevil. Yeah, so, Bornigan's out. It's okay, but, like, the fights are so much worse. And there's so much CG in him, and I'm like, what's going on? So there was CG, there was a lot of CG in the first.

fight with um the first fight i'm not going to spoil it yeah we're not going to spoil it yet we're not going to spoil anything but like it's like i think like i don't know man the fight scenes are like really like way choppier than i remember so so the fight oh they're like so it reminded me a fucking catwoman like when they're doing the fucking basketball thing oh no like not it's not that egregious it reminded me of it so so very fair the first fight scene is one shot and it's actually it's cool other than that the CG for me. There's CG moments that I really don't

fucking like. I'm like, this looks weird. The lighting of the series is different. And I don't like it. The lighting of the original series was more of a wet, wet,

wetish brown colors. Is it in Hell's Kitchen still? It's not true. Well, it's weird. Then I feel you should keep the tone the same. It's different directors. There's different directors

and their directing choices. So what? Just fucking. I don't agree with that. I know, I know, I know. What their excuse was,

or excuse, what their explanation was was that it's like okay the original film the original series is more like film noir or whatever we're more like we're doing a I think like a I think this is something like a gangsy New York more like a modern crime

thrill like I can see that I can see that color something like that where they're shifting tones a little bit just like fine but like I don't know man I think it's still shot well and the shot still well I think the first fight was really well shot yeah it was a little lethargic at moments

for me personally compared to what it was before but granted the old fights were still pretty laboring fights, especially in the beginning of the season, the series as well. Yeah. Um, I think that,

that last fight in episode two, I thought it was like, what was insane. You didn't like it? No, that's the choppiest one of the, of the bunch. Really?

Yeah, it like cuts to like five, and the, wow. Oh, what do you, are you looking at, are you looking at 3D VA? Look at him.

That's amazing. Look at him. It's like he's like, A contestant. You know what I mean? There's a character. A little bald spot too. My favorite thing is in the AI game of a bald spot.

That's nuts, dude. Dude, I've seen comments where it's just like I've genuinely forgot what the real Jadie vans look like. Yeah. And when I would read those, I'd be like, that's a silly thing to say. That's fine. It's a good little joke. Right.

But like I've seen so many of these now that I'm actually started. Like, I genuinely kind of don't really remember. Like, I actually kind of don't know what he looks like. I think the... Like, I don't know what he looks like. know what's the real JD Vance. That's actually a good point as far as I don't know if he's on the fatter side or the skinnier side and stuff.

Like real life J.D. Vance, that's a real thing to me. As far as all the other crazy stuff. I'm still pretty like, okay, he has a normal haircut. I'm sure he has a beard and fucking mascara set. Yeah, he has eyeliner, yeah. Yeah. I think that's... Or he's got Crohn's or something.

Yeah. I don't know. What makes it look like you have eye on? Oh, yeah, eyeliner, eyeliner. Mascara is the one you put on the... Yeah. Lashes. That's your lashes.

Yeah. I always get that wrong. But anyway. Yeah, you should. No, you should. It makes sense. Yeah. It just, I don't know.

For some reason, I hear the word mascara doesn't make me think of putting something on your fucking eyelashes. I know what you mean. Yeah. Anyway. This means you're a liar. You're a fucking liar. So, yeah, I don't know. They're not.

It's... I like the fight episode, too. It's fine. I don't know. I think maybe it's just because it's been so many years. And then you're coming back to this and it's like it's very clearly not exactly what it was. Yeah. So it just kind of feels a little jarring.

But I don't know if I really, I'll wait for it to be over and then maybe I'll finish it. They make some decisions in the series that I don't really care too much about, but I understand people are going to be mad about. I just don't care about them because I understand you have to make things different. But in the same, in the same twist, I think the story that's being pushed forward is one of the best comic book stories ever. I think that comic book comic story it's based off of is crazy. Is it actually following along with the comic? Yes, to a degree. But the thing is that for it to be as good as the comic book stuff is,

they would have to introduce other characters, and I know they're not going to do that the right way with the MCU. So it's probably better that they don't do that. You're right. Because you've seen the trailers right a bit, right? You know what's happening, right? Yeah. So let me, what are you, what is the premise of what?

you know what's happening because I don't want to spoil anything for you. I actually don't remember. Like I don't remember there being like a, when I saw it, I don't, it was, I saw it too long ago. So I can't even tell you actually. You were probably like, oh, more daredevil. Cool. I'll make a note to that.

Okay. Yeah. I don't want to support that for you. That's why I didn't even know that. I mean, you can. It's fine. It's sort of important. But what happens is the idea is that Wilson Fis becomes mayor of New York.

Okay. And during that period of time, in a comics, he does also become mayor of New York, which is crazy. But like, look at the where we live in, of course. he is literally what he's the same guy as the president of America right now now no he's that Wilson and Fitz is actually cooler no yeah that's what I'm saying

don't give him that don't even don't get on that yeah no no no like Wilson Fisk is not and he's also really smart yes yeah really smart he's really smart he's really strong same like he's almost nothing like he's that archetype of a crook

that got let into the henthouse that is what he is sure he's always under the cooking in the head house I understand where you're going with it I'm not gonna get you accidentally cut somebody photoshop a bag of a hat on him

stop already have one I already have one the mean got two and he gave me one does it really yeah have one I never put it on because I don't want to do that it's a symbiote

but you can't take it off that's great like a haunted mask yeah it's like the coin oh god I hate that fucking movie but so a devil's ruin

and devil's reign he becomes mayor and he outlaws meta humans period like sort of like the Civil War Act where he's like they can't act

So what happened is he gets his own team of fucking fucked up supervillains and they're out here attacking and with law and punity terrorizing meta humans. And that story is so fun-cooked. It's like Daredevil being like, I'm just going to kill this nigga now. Like I don't give a fuck. Like I'm done mincing words and trying to be a nice guy. Because that's Matt Meadow. That's his character all time. He's like, I'm a good dude, but I am absolutely wrathful and some niggas got to go.

And I love that about Daredevil. because he's just constantly like dancing with that line of like I should just probably fucking do it. Yeah. What do you think Frank? Frank is my nigga in the show in the show. That's the, look,

I don't like Frank Chazoo. If he shows up, if he shows up, I'll be excited. I don't think so. He's definitely showing up. It's already been shown a long time ago. All right.

Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. Look, I don't like the Punisher. I'm excited for that moment. It's like, hey. Hey. I was right. Where's Rick? I love the,

I love the fucking. He's such a good actor, but I hate how much people do that. He doesn't do that and everything. He's only done it in the MCU stuff. No, he's didn't in Walking Dead as well. Where's Rick Grimes? And Walking Dead, he's just holding his head.

He's walking back. He's tweaking. He's at maximum tweak. Where's Rick Grimes? To Maderox like, what? I don't know who that is. Who the fuck are you talking about? Where's Carl?

Where's Carl? He belongs to me. He's my son now. What are you doing? What are you doing? And then fucking. And then fucking Ryan actually shows up

Andrew Lincoln shows up and he has to fight him and he's as strong as he is in the game and Matt is like what the fuck is happening I forgot about you someone oh my god throw that throw that into the reference playlist

I don't remember I forgot about that entirely the game the Walking Dead game there's a so it's not the old one it's not a telltale game it's not like the Saints and Sinners.

Why is this dude's so strong? There's a walking dead game that came out of one. The last like two years? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it's, it's, it's, I swear. No, no, no, absolutely not. No. It was like a year or two.

This is like a year or two ago. And there's a boss fight. Yeah, it's called, oh my God, what the fuck? Divisions or something? There's, you play as like either shade or Rick, I think, and you get to divert the timeline of the show. Yeah. There's a boss fight with Rick Grimes that is ridiculous because he takes like four

gunshots to the, like, not even four, that's hilariously low. Way more. It takes like 5,000 gunshots to the face before he dies. And it is amazing that they thought that that was like, reasonable. There's like Fable where there's like magic and shit and like the final boss is like one gunshot. And you have like Rick Grimes tanking shotgun shells to the face multiple times. He's like, ow! He's getting shot him so much.

It's like he's geared. It's like gears. Which it already makes no sense of gear. So this is I think this is destinies Yes Walking Dead Destinies Walking Dead Destinies

Walking Destinies by game mill That brilliant game mill I think they did The What the hell is his name Lord Oh my god Smeagled

They're not smigled The Lord of Ring Gallum Golm Thank you Is Lord of Ring Lord of Ring Gullum Lord of Ring.

It's called Lord of Ring? No, so I was like, what the fuck? It's called Lord of the Rings Gollum. I was like Lord of Ring. You don't remember this? They had like a- I remember the game.

They had like an apology post where they like, hey, sorry the game sucks. And in the beginning of it, they're like, we'd like to apologize for you know, some of the reception to Lord of Ring Gollum. It's a very,

Very classy. I love it. It's one of my favorite things ever. I was hoping that I could find it. Oh, the Walking Dead Destiny is fine. It's, yeah. It's an amazing. Bam. And Jesus,

fucking eating that shit. And then for some reason, the crowbar does more damage than a shotgun. Yeah. I can't wait for him to show up. Like, I don't like Punisher very much in the comic thing. He just kind of like,

this thing is crazy. But I think we need that, you know? I think you need that. That's true. But also, like, him? Like, get, Get Wolverine.

Like, yo, Wolverine, go in there and make a difference. I'm like, all right, Bob. And walk out and a difference will be made. Hunisher will get shot. Someone will get, and someone will graze him. Yeah, oh well. Anyway. But he's fucking, I can't wait.

I'm going to check it out tonight. Yeah. What's it on? Fuck, if I have time. Disney Plus. That's right. I'm going to try to check it out tonight. It's good.

I enjoyed the narrative choices they're making, but I do not like the first fight was well shot, but the CG that preceded it. really annoyed me. I just like, I don't like the CG. It looks weird in Daredevil. It doesn't look right.

I don't like the CG because it just makes me feel, it feels strange seeing a character that I've seen be so grounded. It's like, have any of these weird, like, all his body's lingering too much on his jump

or he lands strained. You know what it's like, it's like in the Spider-Man movie. No way, the one with all three of them. Yeah. No way homo. Yeah,

where Andrew Garfield saves MJ and then he like, and he like springs up like a like a noodle man it's just like that looks fucking weird and it looks weird for Matt Murdoch to be doing that did you see a CGI Mr. Miyagi and uh oh my god what are you saying

Cobra Kai in the flashback dude where is this new yeah in the most recent I saw yeah I saw I saw um I saw um the clip and I was like what don't show his fucking face can you pull it up I have to see this Did you finish already? Did you finish the season? No, I'm working my way up.

I have not seen any of Cobur guy. I'm working my way up. But I kind of, it's been spoiled for me quite a bit. So I'm kind of like, whatever. I know what's up. I'm just annoyed with Rob. I'm so done with Ravi. I don't like him.

I've never liked him. I've never liked him. I've never liked him. I like Miguel. I just know that like, well, because I just, I, it's been, it's been like majorly spoiled for me. So I just know that it, it ends in the way that like every whole. full fan would want it to end. Yeah.

Everybody got like theirs. It wasn't like realistic in any way, shape, or form. Sure. It was just like, oh, everybody wins. It was kind of like one of those things. We don't watch it for like Miguel's mom getting deported for being illegal Mexican. We don't get, we don't, well, she's going to swinling, I think, but she gets deported. I mean, they're still, yeah.

Fucking, what's his name? They find out that, uh, Venezuela's are just V Mexicans. The Mexicans, the Mexicans is crazy. You find out that Johnny Lawrence is a pay tax for 25 years. he goes to jail, same than with freaking Ralph Machio's wife's been cheating on him with a black dude. There's a bunch of like fuck shit happens. You're like, oh, man.

Aw. I didn't want anyone to suffer. Oh, man. Oh. Karate kid. Come on. Can't do karate. You can't do karate around these kids?

What are you doing? There'd be moments of those kids would be for real in jail. How fucking violent that show gets around. I think I saw the karate kid a long time ago half asleep. I don't know what the fuck it's about. It's about a kid that learns karate. Amazing. That's it.

This is a franchise? It shouldn't have been, but yeah. Child learns karate as a franchise. It shouldn't have been. There are no such things as bad ideas, man. If you have an idea, go do it. You're right. What if a kid learns to swoop?

The swim? Yeah. Let's swift. Make it up. Figure it out. Figure out what swipping is. That's up to you. That's up to you.

Swipping. is everything you wanted to be. Did you find it? Ew. I guess you found it. Oh my God, look at his mouth. What are they, like, why are they? But like, so watch, this is, look at his mouth.

Like, he's, it's about to show up right now. You get not going to be able to see it on the, uh, it's not, it's going to be too hard, but like, maybe. And they're, they're showing only a few seconds at a time, but like, go back. Wait, they just, wait, they CGIed him back alive? Yeah, he's, he's dead as shit. So this is just a complete fucking CGI. And then, like, they'll make him talk. And that's the worst thing, the fact that they even made him talk at all.

And you can see, you can see, you can see it like not doing what a human mouth supposed to do. And you're like, bro, why don't do that? Why are you showing me pictures of young, of old Sheldon? Yeah, Sheldon. Old Sheldon with the, what is that, alienware? What is that? Sheldon, parentheses, mid. Yeah.

fucking gone. Yeah, yeah. All right, let's move on the questions. They made a fucking sequel show. Oh, yeah. Oh, too Young Sheldon, yeah. About the brother, right? We brought it up, right?

Wasn't it like the marriage or something? Yeah. Yeah, my second, my best second marriage or something? Some bullshit. Young Sheldon's a fucking psychopath, plus I'm getting married again. All right. Let's move on to some questions from our patrons over at Patreon.com slash a snark tank. Remember you can go over there?

I wonder if there's a Young Sheldon porn called Hung Sheldon. That would be a great. absolutely. But it means the kid. So you got a death around. Not really. Well, because hung takes place of young.

So you could just have like adult shelter. Ah, that's true. Let's see. Anyway, let's see. Hung Sheldon meme. Anyway,

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It's not. this is the best I've been, dude. There were some. days where I was like, I sounded like RFK like a couple days ago, it was nuts. Hell yeah. And it hurts so bad. I still don't care about him. Uh, Nurse Bob, doesn't like you deserve this actually. Uh, nurse Bob wrote in. Hi, Chris. Uh, why do you love hurting my ears and burping directly in the microphone? I deal with almost every bodily fluid as a nurse and your burps in my ears grosses me out so much more. Honestly, my opinion, you should be pretty acclimated to this. Yeah, that's weird. If you're

I feel like it's weird I feel like it would be the opposite Like if you weren't a nurse you'd be like you'd be like you Yeah it should probably It's homeless people shitting on her And don't you have to deal with like fucking dogs Urinating all over like homeless people And like if someone

I don't know what nurses do If someone busts you can you hear the wormies The squirming a year or no I think so It's a good question actually You want to see? No Yeah

We just wind out right now No I'm good I want to someone else to tell me I don't want to I don't want to You seem like you really want to know So we That's not

It's not trying to sexual assault On both sides. We'll be on the count of three. On the count of three, Chris. That's insane. Like two logs in like a trap? I want to see someone try to hold them back. Anyway, he says, I'm making you to please consider to stop doing that.

Thank you. Also 10 out of 10 to Elon impression. Thank you. Yeah, it's great. That kid came out of nowhere. I didn't really realize. I can't do it right now that was fucked. Stimlon Musk

Stimlon Musk You seen this botched fucking Nazi haircut Yeah Yeah Like the barber fucked him up royally He looks like The main villain in

Fifth Element Like it's fucking crazy Oh I did I know So you saw that I thought that was I thought that wasn't real Apparently people

There's a bunch of pictures out there Oh dude I don't know Like different angles I don't trust anything I see anymore You know Yeah, I haven't seen that it's fake, but you never know. Yeah, I haven't seen that it's fake, to be fair.

I just saw it and I was like, there's no way. This moron got that kind of a fucking shitty haircut. What else? Some of people are trying to make him buy Twitch. Oh, yeah. Like, what the fuck is going on? Like, why is his hair? What is this?

Yeah, that's not. Like, why is his fucking head all fucked up? And then, so you can see it from the front where it has that fucking fifth element vibe. Oh my God. He looks so stupid. Where's that guy? God, I hate him.

Right. I've never seen somebody I... I've never seen a person that I have... Like, I've never seen someone so lacking naturally in... Like, it's just like... Like, it's almost there. It's almost there. It is like a fifth element haircut.

Like, what the fuck is wrong with this guy? Like, as if he was like, I want to look like... I want to look like this guy. Like, he tried. And then he's gonna fucking... If I had a genie, I would wish for there to be a hell. I would just so I could send him to it. That would be great.

I, dude, that would be awesome. Because then a lot of people would finally, like, maybe kind of fly straight if they knew they were going to burn in hell. I would wish for absolute power. And then I'd be like, Jeannie, you can leave now. I don't need you anymore. And Gene would be like, what do you mean? I'm like, I wish you were gay and I wish you died. I wish you were gay.

See, Jafar fucked up because. That's crazy. Jafar was like, I want the powers of a genie. but he should have been like, I want the powers of a free genie. And then it literally would have been fine. I want Godlike power that surpasses yours. Yeah, because that's what would have happened if he would have, because somebody, right, Aladdin wished a genie to be free.

Yeah. And then he was unshackled and deadly and killed everybody. Time traveled, murder a bunch of people and a Disneyland and stuff. He's weaker, actually. He got shackling. When he lost his shackling, he got, being weaker. He's not weaker when you mean. He becomes weaker.

There's a second and third movie. So they just said by He's weaker for no reason Well he doesn't he um I think the being bound to the contract of being a genie made him more powerful Because he has to fulfill the contracts of stuff he becomes weaker I like I know that for sure I mean that makes absolutely no say yeah I get if that is actual lore because I haven't seen the second and third I've I know I've seen the return of the Jafar a few times that second one yeah the the the the thieves one or whatever I think I've seen that one once so I don't know all I

know is that if that is true, why would being unshackled make you weaker? It would make zero sense. If that's actually what they did. It's, it's magic. It actually would make you much more powerful because you're not bound to anyone anymore. You know, I mean, you still probably do a metric ton of fuckery, but it's like he's not that kind of guy. Why would being bound to somebody limit, make you more powerful? It would kind of limit you because you have rules. It's magic. It's bound to rule. It's like you get, you get this boost in power. But, But the tradeoff is that you're bound to this person. Right?

You're bouncing kind of action. But they didn't ask for that shit. I mean, it's extremely unfair. Actually, this is a good question. What about genie? I wish to be a genie before two? How the fuck do who's the first genie? How did that even happen?

That's great. This is Laura. I actually don't think I've ever thought about like where a genie comes from. Never until right now. It's born as genies. Like, because you can, anyone can become a genie because Jafar became a genie, right? Did he? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, because he was, he was pissed off that he was a pussy-ass sorcerer. I thought, what? Jafar became a genius? Yeah, this is how they defeated him, right? This is literally how they, yeah. You're lying.

No, I genuinely, to be fair, I've seen Aladdin maybe the least. Okay. I love that one. So, Aladdin outsmarts Jafar by convincing him to be like, you'll never be as powerful as a genie. And he's like, oh, you right, bitch-ass nigga? And then he... Which is crazy because Jafar in his own right is insanely powerful.

He becomes an all-powerful sorcerer. He was literally the most powerful person in the world. He was an amazing sorcerer already. And then he was like, oh, I'm jealous of the genie's powers. I'm like, why? Well, he's the most powerful person in like India. In the India. It's not India, sir.

It's the same place. Yeah, you know, you know. They don't know. They watch the hands on the UK is Albion, you know. Agrabah's not real. Yeah, it's, but it's a representation of not India. Whatever. Maybe it is.

Actually, you're right. You're right. Yeah. So it's India. It's not, but continue. It's pretty damn close. It's, it's quite literally is it. But it's in you.

Are you sure? Plains gone Nash. Is there a desert in India? I don't know. Probably. No. There's not a desert there. There's probably like a jungle desert.

There's probably like a little sand. Yeah. Jongwood desert are very different, Derek. You've never seen. You've never seen the jungle deserts of India? A sand line. A line comes out of sand. You're like, what the fuck?

Is this? It's just in the dunes. Yo. It drags you into the sand. Nigel. The Cave of Wonders is a sand tiger That's true And so is what's your name is a tiger too

She has a tiger Jasmine's tiger Raja Raja No um Um Um Um

You'll get there A poo I couldn't think What if a Poo is a black person in the movie Like that live action is a black dude He's like I don't really want to be here I wouldn't be he He's like a black dude

Anyway I mean to say that It's like I remember I remember Jafar a boo. Getting shot at the toll booth. Like, Sonny.

Who? Yeah, in that he was, you're talking about that movie phone booth, right? Where Jafar is, like,

played by Colin Farrell. You remember that movie? Oh, no, I think you're thinking of Doctor Who. No, no, you're thinking of

once with a coup of last. What's that idiot's name? Matt Smith? What's a fucking generic guy's name? Matt Smith isn't really good. I feel bad for people with generic names like that. on some level.

Yeah. But at the same time, it's like, it's probably a good thing. Yeah, right? You're just like, oh,

you can do kind of whatever. I think it's a bad thing overall. We could just say a lot of people and like, you know, you'd blend it with a lot of Matt Smith,

you know? Do you see they found out who Jack the Ripper was after all this time? He was just some guy. I heard, I heard, I heard, like, conflicting things about that.

I did hear conflicting things about that too, but like, what the fuck does that mean? He was just some guy. Jackery. His name, his name was Jackery Ripperosu.

Ricker Ripperosa. What ethnicity is Ripperosu? I don't know. Fucking Cuban or something. Riperosu. Sounds so stupid. It was Jack Riperoso. That was my always my like, my wonder about that guy, which is like, imagine his name is Jack.

Right? Like, actually. And they just happened to call him Jack the Ripper. Right. And he was like, oh shit, he got a little nervous. Yeah. That was always my thought. Oh, good gracious.

Like, that's why he stopped. Raleys in someone. In someone? There's this nigga in the police station right now as they like, let's call him Jack the Ripper. This dude sweating. He's sweating. He's like, oh, yeah, that's a good one. So I thought it was a woman.

Yeah, that is a good one, ain't Jack? Some people might think it's you, huh? Ha, ha, ha, ha. He's still just throw real quick. He's in the corner of script. I don't know if that's a good name, eh? Yeah, who said that. I thought no

if that would be a good one, huh? Take it easy, Jack Riparosu. We know it's not you. We know it's just fucking around. Jackery, we know it's not you. Jackery. I love Jackery.

I love Jackery. I need to go to my bongo club now. I see you later. Great contribution. One. One of a... Walt Disney breaking Desantis' decaps, rode in.

Oh, we almost got him. We get close to getting a Spit tape out of Derek. Have you not done one yet? No, it's only us to. Only us to have done it. Me on an extra animal and I think you on an actual episode. Just the visual.

To see his face, he's busting his beak. He's like, why? I always think of, I always think of, I like him slamming it down one on his knee. So it just fucking opens like a banana piece. I always think of Walt Disney sounding like Andrew Ryan from Biocococ or whatever. like the industrial guy at the beginning of biology. He's the guy he's telling you everything about

like rapture. I guess that, yeah, he's a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow. That's how I imagine himself. Why are there so many gay people located in Florida?

I thought you would handle them by now. I need to build a city underwater to get away from the gays in Florida. I mean, yeah. I would have taken care of them by now. The gays and, you know, even those people.

Nothing better than a racist game, and am I right? Free Palestine. Free Palestine. I was not. Anyway, he writes me and he says, Aloha, my schizo voices in my head. My question this month comes with a bit of a backstory.

He says free Palestine then. I recently switched departments while working for the rat and got a pay raise. My trainer is almost straight out of the boondocks, a real-life cartoon character. I keep thinking you all would get a kick out of him. Ultimately, the question is this, have you ever encountered someone who felt

like an absolute cartoon character in real life? If so, what was the situation? I feel like I've met a lot of people like this. I feel like a lot of our friends are cartoon characters. I wish you would have differentiated which character did he? No? No, he just said a character from the boondocks, which is like a lot of, there's a lot. That's a ensemble. Robert is like, like, there's so many, Huey's like a Hotep. You're such a, there's such a, there's such a, uh, Hughie's not, Hugh is a black radical, okay? He's, he's, he's a, he's a, he's a, some people would

classify him as that. That's all I'd say. He's not that I necessarily, not that I believe he's, I'm just saying some people would call him that as a pejorative. What's funny is that he's that and he's very obviously going to fall in love with jazz when he gets older and marry the whitest version of a black person. Of course. And it's going to be like, come on, but they get us up. It has to be that way. It has to be that.

That was me. He's like, oh, man, I hate, yeah, black queens. And then I'm with, then my whole dating life is this one black girl. And I was like, this was terrible. Dude, I wish I knew what. I wish I knew what country my family was from because I want to like just go balls deep and like hard African drip and like, but no, which. You can do it. You can do it. It's not hard.

I don't want it to. No, it is hard. What you say? Go go get one of those DNA tests and give China your fucking blood. Our fucking our test went from your probably your family's probably, so it's like West Africa, of course, but it's like your problem. Oh my God. The country just. Nigeria? No, no, no. Well, Nigeria now, but the one with the M that, uh, Franz de Gano's from. Oh, um. It just completely fled my brain. What the hell?

What happened? I don't know. You should know. What's that super nigger from? You should know the countries in Africa. I know you know all the countries in Africa. Oh, yeah. Zanzibar?

Yeah. With an M. Not Morocco. Oh my God. Malaysia. Yes. In Africa. My fucking my brother, my brother, Ian Miles Chong.

Right, right. Yeah. He's my descendant. There's Maltese. There's Mali. There is. Zimbabwe. Madagascar.

Oh, my God. Mali, there's, um. Manikascar. Did I say the wrong letter? I swear it's with an M. Oh, no. No, no, no. I'm an idiot.

I'm an idiot. I'm an idiot. It's not Africa. No, it's not an M. I'm, I completely misled us. Cameroon. Oh, Cameroon. Sorry.

That's in that minute. Yeah, I completely miss lettuce on a wrong. So Cameroon. Those are French freaking French begin niggas. Yes. Well, there's a lot of, you know, the, the D, the Dominican. No, not. . Oh, my God.

the Congo. He scrambled, man. the Democratic Republic of Congo Yeah they speak French Over there too Yeah there's a lot of You French colonize a lot of that shit

Yeah they're nice people Yeah yeah so first it said It was it was Cameroonian I was like oh shit of my Cameroonian And then now it shipped to Nigeria And I'm just like What's the point

Because you dive head And then now it's gonna say Fuck it somewhere I'm like I'm gonna say India You're 100% India Imagine Because then I'd be

I'd rip off my Dashiiki and shit And then all of a sudden have to put on fucking like what do they wear over there Indian clothes? Yeah Indian clothes what are they even wearing Indian street clothes What do they wear? Feathers and feathers and fucking Thunderbird shit on your body

Dirty chicken on me That is crazy Out of pocket That's all the spice comes from the Put a non shirt on Non is so fucking good though That's fucking fantastic It's delicious bro

It's unreal I almost had Indian food last night, but like my ass was a little bad. And, you know, like, they're all about the curry. And I was like, I don't want to eat that right now. Yeah. It's a very particular food you have to be in. Oh, my God.

So delicious. Butter chicken. Delicious. It's close to as good as Jamaican food, I would say. Yeah. I like jerk chicken. I fuck with jerk chicken heavy. I feed, we feed Ben, jerk chicken and watch him fucking die.

And he loves. He's still eating it, though. He's like crying. And I'm like, good job, Ben. Good job. Is he not good with spices or what? He is not good with, with, uh, with definitely Caribbean spice. That just hurts.

And he's just fucking fighting doing it. I'm like, man, it's all right. You can stop. It's like, no, man, I paid for this. It's delicious. That was when I had some really hot, like, stupid Korean spice. They had these bowls and they're like, oh, you're level 10. And I was like, oh, give me a, give me seven.

I was like, give me a side. I just want to see. Like, I don't want to go all the way hot, but I want to go on the, the latter side of hot. And, or you know what I mean. And it's, I don't understand why anybody would eat anywhere near that. Because it's not flavor anymore. What you're talking about? There's like crazy spicy food.

You know, like how they have like levels. There's a lot of spices, especially Asian places where they'll be like, hey, would you want mild 210? And then one actually has a teeny bit kick. So 10's fucking insanity. Yeah. I think it's for, I think that's for coal miners. And people like in my position right now where I can't taste anything.

Ah. Because like I had hot wings. I had really had like a couple days into this. I realized that my taste was gone. I was like, oh shit. COVID and so I did like two tests and it was like oh no and then I went and got tested again and they were like no it's like what the fuck I've never been I've ever been so sick that I can't taste anything yeah it's such a wild experience so it's my worst part of being sick honestly

have you experienced that before yeah I haven't when I ever not once though I was outside of saying I think I had the flu once no I've absolutely been stuffed up enough multiple times having the flu and I can't taste also when you can't smell you can't taste I've not been able to smell period before. Well, yeah, that's the principle. Like, if you... It was like, back when I was a kid, you would plug your nose to take your medicine

or whatever if you had disgusting medicine and you just plug your nose so you don't have to taste it. I guess what I'm saying is... I plug my nose and my doctor bust on love of my fucking vitamin. And I'd plug me on the... Hey, just fucking...

What I'm saying is... He's a doctor. And you kept going to that guy. Wait. Yeah, of course. I think he's a good doctor. What I'm saying is... I've never...

Like, even that... that plug your nose thing to take your medicine or whatever. Like that never like I still taste like everything that I hated about what the taste was. I still tasted it. Like that should never made a difference to me. And so like this is like, it scared the shit. Weird. Yeah, I don't know.

I, it's, I'm just saying. Is that, that sounds like, that sounds like, I don't want to say this because the to me, it always comes off like insulting in a way that say, say, oh, there's a way to redeem a code. And then somebody goes, it didn't work. and they're like, you're not doing it right. You're not doing it right. I don't know how to, I don't know how to play my nose incorrectly. I never was. That's why it sounds insulting because it's such a simple thing to do, but I'm like, I ate the shit that I had to. Even if it was like, oh, this is gross. I'm like, whatever, it's medicine, I's got to deal with it. Do I learn that? When I learned that, it was such a, I was like, oh my God, this is game changing. As soon as you, I would let it go, then the tail, the taste would swell and it would hit you in the gut. See, the thing for me was like, whenever something would smell so bad that it would almost prevent me from getting near my.

you know what I mean? Then it would help, I guess. But I still tasted it going down. It was just like, oh, man. So, like, this is like totally new to me. And so, like, I remember, like, I was just going around eating a bunch of shit that was like, I wonder like what this tastes like. I was like, what this tastes like. So weird. And then, like, I ordered to hot wings. Just out of curiosity. I was like, I wonder what hot wings tastes like, nothing. Like, I had like the hottest, like, hotter than I normally would go from Inquil. And then I was like, I don't taste this at all. Like my lips aren't burning. Your lips aren't burning. So that's scary. Dude, that's what I'm, like, that's what I'm. saying it's like I think my DNA has changed or something. Your lips were burnt. The spices is just ineffective now. Dude, to try it. Show up your ass next time. Yeah, well, you gotta really put it into the test.

I don't know about that one. Come on, man. But, uh, just a little bit. You got a poor spicy, a long-tong tongue superby asshole. Get the, um,

you ever, I want to eat a gross pepper or something? You ever see the enema things where it's just a little tiny little thing? You ever seen those? The, that's like for an enema's. Like, it has the tiny little squirt thing up in? I know what they are in theory, but I've never actually seen them.

I'll see one. Okay. Well, it's just a little squirt thing I think. I had to use one for my colonoscopy. And I know they're not, they're supposed to not be invasive, but after 24 hours of shitting for, you know, doing that colon and cleanse thing. Yeah, yeah. I wanted to die. It was the most painful.

I imagine. You could have been fucked. I imagine that is what it feels like. That is what it feels like. You're a gay person. Yeah. You're gay version. You're a medical gay person.

He's gay. I would be gay if it felt great. It didn't feel great. It felt like I was, I imagine that's what it like prison rape felt like. He's gay. Probably. Well, just like, you know. I want to move through that.

He's gay. He's gay. The fact that I look at him away from you're after. You know what you mean? What is it? 40-something years old now? I've already had like seven colonoscubes, bro. Seven?

Yeah, with fucking, sometimes double-tubing it. Three cameras in there, bro. It's fucking, I mean, like a skate video? I'm fucking explore Dora right there, dude.

Oh yeah, fucking Tony Hawk 3-4. That's right. Yes. Yeah. With a doom guy. With fucking doom guy. What's going on?

That's so cool. Fucking grinding on a chainsaw? Yeah, yeah. A zombie skull. That's exactly. You plays the Revenant too, which is so funny.

That's right. Yeah. That's cool. That reminds me of like what those games. used to like granted those used to be cheat codes you could do for free but like we're living a capitalist health game so like now you got to pay for these things now you're gonna pay for and people are like oh no what do you mean it doesn't make games worse but uh yeah so like yeah this no it's cool i'm i'm totally down i was more of a two person so like i never really played much

of three and definitely four was like i was i never i don't even think i played four four's completely different apparently i played i played i played three a lot i played two the most that was one of spider-man was in the thing that i remember about three a lot is a is a you're on a cruise ship in one of the episodes not episodes what the fuck one of the levels there's like a cruise ship um that might be three it's definitely three because i i didn't play four and i know it wasn't in two yeah and um i just remember hearing a we already went over the 96 quite bitter beings yeah yeah yeah down down dana ne an an an is that the one where um because there was an officer in as a as a special officer dick oh is like a character

Yeah. I don't know if it's that one. Someone will fucking comment. It's been so long since I played these games. It has. Outside of like the remaster. And like, so I really have very little. The thing for me is just like they used Ace of Spades.

I remember that. Remember that? In the intro for, uh, or like even for the trailer for this one. I was just like, I really hate that song. I love that song. I love that song. It's just not like, Tony Hawk is same to me. Me.

He sounds so labored. He sounds like he has bronchitis. Yeah, he has bronchitis. He's shitting. He's shitting with bronchitis. He's shitting with bronchidal COVID. And he's also in a rocket ship. Yeah.

Like he is fucking, he is blasting off. He's in the SpaceX rocket that just exploded. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He fucking sat down to shit with thinking that he had time at T minus 10. That's insane. He's like, I got to record this song. I just know. I don't know.

like Tony Hocktby is like Tony Hock to be is like punk and I and I guess like that doesn't register to be as punk really It sounds more like it's like heavy metal thrash But yeah that's very thrash yeah Yeah but like uh you know it's a lot of yeah it's it is a little different right It's usually a lot of metal wasn't in those tracks But it is it was the original intro to the Tony Xxport skaters me so like fair enough

I just I just don't really like that song I don't know that means too and I remember being like this is fucking manna man Yeah, that's good It's a I'm excited I'm excited to actually even Try four

Because I Maybe something will come back to me Because I don't remember I remember four I don't know if I played I don't know if I played at Tony Hawk Underground I played underground

I played under ground That was the last one That I played I played Fuck There was one where you could build a park That I don't remember Exactly what the fuck it was called

For the original Xbox It had TNT in it I remember TNT Oh Underground When you signed the Because I know in both undergrounds, you fight an undead creature.

Was the first one a vampire or was it like the jigsaw guy? In Tony Hawk? Underground. I just remember some guy like steals your move. And then he becomes famous. And then you have to like grind. It's like a whole story. It's like a revenge story?

Yeah. It's like a thing like some guy like still you guys were homies but then he's a cunt and steals your shit or something. That's hilarious. I didn't know it. It was fun. And it was not nearly as difficult. because you couldn't really bail because you would just do you would just caveman

Yeah if you were about to bail you would just caveman And then you would just continue your combo I was like who fucking retard what I did I guess they just wanted like ridiculous scores Like they wanted like the opposite of like watching soccer You know they just wanted like they want the scores to just be Two billion trillion Big number

Quick word association What do you think of what do you think of caveman go The Geico commercials Do I have to do that do something different? Yeah, whatever you, whatever you think of. Oh, that's fucked. That skater, that skater I showed you. That's a good one.

I think of, I think of that, that holes rap. Holes rap? Yeah, you're the, the movie Holes. I do remember the movie Holes. Like, it's Shirelobuff. His name's Caveman. He goes like, something, something, my name's Caveman. I forgot about that.

Dig it up, oh, yeah. Dig it up, oh, oh. I was actually one of the, you know how people that are like, oh, the book so much better fuck this movie. I was one of those guys. Oh yeah. I was I was unfortunately one of those uh, I don't feel that way anymore. I don't really care. It's been a long time. I don't know. I don't remember. I don't know that fucking song was like a banger kind of. There's always something to remind me of another place in time. Dude, that fucking, that commercial goes hard, bro. It is good. He's all upset seeing the, the, being demeaned because of his race quite

literally. He fucking pulls out a gun and starts shooting up. He grabbed somebody and throws him up into the sky and he goes up forever. Then he starts beating the fuck out of the civilization. Do you remember being like, because I remember being a kid and being like, oh, yeah, yeah, a Geico commercial. Because they were funny. Uh-huh. As opposed to every other commercial, which was like, you know, head on.

You know what I mean? It was just like. That was funny. It was, but it was, you know, it wasn't kid funny. Yeah. And then every commercial just became like a Geico commercial. Uh, wait. I mean, they hit hard, so I get it while people try to replicate that shit.

baby saw her ad on my TV But that's early to that I'm talking about late 90s I don't remember late 90s well enough I remember like I remember watching TV in the late 90s and being like okay every commercial is very like it's just trying to tell you shit

it was very weird it was like very much like call now and you know get fucking a bitch isn't it crazy that we lived through the era of time where I'd be like first thought cavemen were like really dumb and idiotic and now

what are you talking about because they clearly are. Well, that was the point. Here you go. There's supposed to be moronic. Apparently now based on studies, Neanderthals, in fact, have bigger brains and

had probably higher function now because you find out most white people are of Neanderthal descent. So it's like, oh. That's like saying somebody has a bigger heart to their health here. It's just like, you have an enlarged heart. Yeah. Although they have larger. They have larger brains. The smartest creatures in the world. It's relative to the size of their head and body.

Look, I agree that that's stupid. That's revisionist history bullshit It's like I mean I know we have humans We have big pee Relative yeah Relative the size of our bodies So you don't have bones

In our peeve either Yeah Which is what are we supposed to Which is kind of unfortunate Yes Animals have bones And they're smaller Oh yeah

That would Well cry You're probably done You're probably done Cry a lot Cry a lot Yeah Bare minimum

But also We would need See Alice So it's a problem I guess Yeah For his I almost said

the dumbest together. I popped three Cialis this morning. For what purpose? Just to wake up? To kill your wife. Hey, man. You know, she's got appetite, man.

My heart almost gave out, but... Every time my girlfriend makes me mad, I take two extends to Ciala and a Viagra, and I just say I didn't give her one, give her a good one. I wonder if you can still get extends. Like, I imagine that was pure poison. There's vintage pills for sure.

Didn't they kill people? I don't know, but I imagine... I'm pretty sure. I've never looked it up, but I'm positive, yes. And I'm still rocking ibuprofen from 2021, you know? That's cool, but I want ibuprofen from like the 80s. I wonder what that's like. Or quailudes. Let's find quailudes.

Quilludes. I don't be sick to just have it. I'm like behind a glass case. That'd be cool to just have like some quail. Give it with one of your friends you don't like. A case of emergency. Like a little hammer next to. Like a little bit of your house like here, here's a Bev.

No, it's like I was looking at, um, so I wanted to get all my old toys again. because I've lost so many the Resident Evil 2 run in the 90s. I miss all those toys. I'm missing my Leon. Missing my Chris Redfield. So I want to get those back. I had all these Ronan Warrior toys.

And they're all like either 50 bucks or some of the better ones are 100. I'm like fuck. So I'm going to start trying to get all this stuff back and I feel the same way about Kualoos, you know?

So we just, you got all this old shit that doesn't really exist anymore. They're not being produced anymore. so we just buy some bullshit. How much would it cost to kick quail-loods? It's probably a lot. Probably an insane degree.

Yeah. Oh, extends. Let's see if I can still buy extends. Extends. All right. Should I find another question? Yeah. For sure.

For sure. Roadside piss bottle road. He says, what mythical beast do you guys think would make for a suitable pet? it would be infallibly loyal to you but its temperament around others and maintenance requirements would be unaccounted for or otherwise variable depending on your choice dang well I want a griffin well I was gonna say the one the one redeemable thing of a veil guard

was the griffin oh he's really cute yeah I like the griffin a lot oh yeah that's right there was a griffin in that game yeah and a black man and a black man well the black man had a pet griffin yeah I just did the griffin have a pet black man that's kind of crazy look at my black I got his his arc was actually

kind of all right yeah but the Griffin I was like Does it grow up all the end of the game or no I mean it's still young it's still relatively young especially since not much time passes it's

I don't care light spoiler I don't care anyone who anyone who was going to play it I've already played it anyone anyway the Griffin You can turn the heat off.

So dies, okay. The Griffin dies so unceremoniously. It dies? It kills itself essentially. So the black man, he sacrifices himself and then falls in this pool of like red blood, whatever the fuck it is. The Griffin just dives in after and kills itself. And I was like, why would you do that? It was so loyal.

just followed him to hell, I guess. Which is crazy because I know... Does he not, can he not die or do he always die? From my interpretation, I think he probably always dies. Because, you know, even me doing his loyalty mission, he still died. Now, maybe he can die different ways. But also, I'm not going to play the game again to find out. He's like one of the good characters.

He's like one of the good characters. He was always, he wanted to. he's a great warden. That is literally their... That is their purpose. He was like, I want to

slay the arch demon. That is why I'm here. And when it first gets taken away from him, he's actually kind of pissed off. Because the first warden does it. If you... Well, he does it. I don't know if he always does it.

If you play your cards right, I think he does it. And maybe he doesn't, if you piss him off, because you can just knock his ass out because he's being a dick. But I just reasoned with him and he's like, oh, my ears there's coming on me.

I guess I was, I'm being stupid It's, uh, it I just want that I wanted that game to be good man I'm changing, I'm changing, I gotta stop, I gotta stop All I can say is shout out to the people that at least made it Fucking a single player experience because it, you know, it was Yeah, it wasn't, didn't start off that way

So at least shout out to them for at least do it, push him for that Anyway Yeah, Griffin's, Griffin's a pretty top tier Yeah, I don't know a dragon, but I know it would be dangerous to have one Or a chimiru Be a fucking mess That's the first thing I thought of them Minotaur.

Goats and snakes shit snapping at you and a lion trying to maw you like all right All right dude One of them sandlines It'd be nice to you Maybe a die wolf I guess it would be nice to you

Like a dire wolf That's kind of boring But like A giant wolf In there's just a giant wolf Well that's not really a mythical animal No I'm like the like the stark Dyerwolf

The fucking ones that almost size of horses Because darwls are technically real Yeah It's one of those are big ass You know how much that would fuck somebody's day I'm like yeah Come over you're hanging out with the bitch It's like yeah I got a pet dog

he he don't bite the typical he won't bite he nice yeah and this fucking beast just walks out it's like wolf

how do you feed that thing uh you feed it evil doors I guess right he let it kill evil doors go get Elon

go get him you know it'd be like Luigi manio what are you doing ouch ouch what are you doing that to me

ouch I command you let's go play let's go play Diablo come on chill out we play Diablo for her Ouch, ouch.

I'm the greatest in the world. Ouch. Stop, stop biting me like this. Please. Ow. It's crazy. Let's make comedy great again.

Let's make, chainsaw. Dude, I can't, that's chainsaw show is so lame. Everything he does is so lame. I don't understand. I just wanted that dude from Ari4 with the bag and the chainsaw to just come and saw his head off at that moment. Oh my God,

the African guy with the fucking word. Or the average guy. And both of them. They tag team him. That little frail-ass African guy. Because they're all right four, it's the women. No, it's the dude. It's a dude.

And four? Yeah. It's absolutely guy. No, he has a name, too. I can't remember his name, but it's something with an S? Isn't it women? It's absolutely not. I'm probably remembering mercenaries. No.

Yeah, it's the Resonimo 4 guy. It's a dude. He has kind of a little stomach, too. But yeah, Saul. Saul. I think that's right, though, isn't it? I don't know. It's probably, it's not the chain talk.

I knew Saul in first grade. Of course, I know Saul right now. Chainsaw. Oh, God. Congrats. If I put in chainsaw, okay, don't pull up the anime. A burly chainsaw, Wilder with burlapsack over his head. Come on, what's his name?

I know he has a name. Let me type in name. Fucking Google. It's really terrible, man. I don't know what the fuck happened to Google. Oh, yeah, Sal. Salvador. Oh, damn.

Close, actually. Yeah, Dr. Salvador. door. Where are the women? I fought chainsaw and I guess only a mercenaries. Maybe it's mercenaries they put like a variance of it. Yeah. Yeah, this guy just fucking shows up and I'm like, why are you so powerful? I've shot you in the head multiple times and you're just fucking still coming at me. Sometimes going ahead in that game and then they hold their head is like, motherfucker, are you serious?

The black African one, sometimes a fakes dead. And they get somebody and they get something and goes crate. I'm like, how? I've got to read this. What are you got? I don't know how true this is. It's fascinating if it is. If not, it's fucking funny anyway.

Randeep Kang ready, he says, hey guys. Did you guys hear about the black dude who claimed he was married to Pokeyman for four plus months now? Shelbo, 99, spoke of meeting her on an alt account. She asked for $70 and he gave her the money. He ended up giving this alt account over $5,000. The Pokey, uh, the Pokeyman alt asked for a first class plane to get to meet him. But he was so broke, he ended up traveling from Texas to California to meet Poki at the Grammys instead. Now he lives hospital to hospital trying to find Pocky's house and filming himself on his Shelbo-99 YouTube channel.

Oh my God. What the fuck? The Alt-A-Count is from India and used an AI Pockemeant, The Trick-Fools. So that's amazing. No. Is it real? Shelbo-M-O-N-O-N-N-N-E-N-N-N-E. Yeah, so there's people.

People, ill. The people, the channel name Ryle Kittenhouse covering it. Ryle Kittenhouse. So, okay,

here's the actual channel. Shelbo. My desktop setup. Oh, man, this guy looks rough. Oh, no. Like the look on his face, just look at the look at his face.

You can tell that he's not all there. Oh, no. That looks like, like he looks, you can tell that he's like, that's Wayne shady. Oh, oh.

Oh. Oh. Damn, man, it's crazy to get... Ladies and gentlemen, how do you get... Stop giving rich people money. Fuck! That's so stupid. That, what is it?

That streamer who was like... Oh, it was Kai. It was Kai Sinait who was like... Oh, Jesus. Man, I don't help nobody. I don't give anybody handouts. Like, brother, your entire... Streaming is literally like handout.

Like, you... You just got, like, not say you didn't do work or whatever, but like, I mean, it's literally the definition of me. He would not be where he's at without handouts. Yeah, you're literally a handout servant. I was like, what the fuck do you think subs are, you fucking idiot? At that moment, that's where Salvador comes and then just chains off him. It's like, really, it's the worst possible job to have to make that case.

Yes. It's like literally is. It's even worse than a YouTuber. Like, actually, because there's at least like ad revenue that you have to contend with and things like that. What makes me sad is that. All of the popular ones are fucking idiots. Well, yeah.

And selfish. Because like the idea, the idea is supposed to be, if you're a normal human being, and if you're blessed in your situation, you're supposed to pay it forward. Right. That is the common thing. If you're just a normal person. So when you feel like all these people are helping you out, you almost want to be like, oh, how could I help other people?

I'm in a really privileged position. All these people are helping me out. Maybe I can help out some other people in some way. I don't know. Figure it out. And so he was like, nah. Nah, I did this myself. The problem, the big problem is that anyone that wants to be in front of a camera like that has, there's something up.

Yeah. Even for us, like, look, we know what we're doing. We know that there's, there's some shit that incorrectly attached to our brains for us to even do the shit we do, you know? I don't know, but so I feel like if we were like, if we were like Keis to that, for example. We're on, we're on the healthier side of the spectrum of that stuff. We would be millionaires. Yeah. Because we'd be doing the weird tunnel vision kind of greedy hustling thing.

and then say shit like that. It's even like say sometimes Sasan, he loses sight of that. He'll think he's like, I'm just a normal person, but they'll say something that is so unrelatable. Like, oh, I'm streaming so hard. It's like, it's more difficult than a regular job.

He's never said that. What he said was it was more mentally exhausting than a regular job. And I'm like, a regular person doesn't want to fucking hear that though. Yeah, they don't want to hear that. You know, even if you feel that way, it's just tone deaf. Yeah. Because I'm like, I understand a sense that

we technically don't turn our brains off like say a 9 to 5 where you just you clock out and you don't have to think about work until the next day but also no 9 to 5 or wants to fucking hear that ever so shut the fuck up you're in a better And ultimately like I wouldn't want to be back at a 9 to 5 Absolutely not. No fucking way

No way. So it's even I know that that's true Like I know what he's saying I think if you if you intellectually engage with it like you can see what they're saying But it's again it's like nobody wants to hear that shit It's like imagine Hearing a person, imagine

imagine you're at like a small dick club or something. And then this guy shows up, right? And he's just like, man, I just really, you know. I wish I could fit in with you guys. Yeah, my big dick. Like, it's just, it's always drags.

You guys seem so cool. It gets caught on stuff. And like, they would be like, gets caught on stuff. It's crazy. His dick grabs doorks. He doesn't let go of him. And he's like, oh, my God.

I got to get my fat cock out the door. Every girl comes too quick. Like, they come way too fast. And I just want to keep, I want to, I don't like them to come so fast, you know, and he's just complaining and complaining about all this. You, those people would want to stomp them out. And that's all it is. It's like, okay, yeah, we understand that your big dick is actually literally a problem to you. I get that.

But shut the fuck up. I mean, Hassan's greatest problem is he speaks in hyper hyperbole way too often. That is his biggest heart person. That is his biggest problem. I guess so. I speak that. I think that's his greatest problem always. You know, I didn't either hear of there.

It was just more about like. those moments where he like the other day when he got banned and he was like oh just play a kingdom come deliverance all day and i'm so bored i just got to figure out what to do and i'm like bro shut the fuck up like there like there are people that are grinding right now and they're hearing you complain about having a day off yeah and he's like oh man i'm bored i don't know what to do i don't know how to be a regular person i'm like dude shut the fuck up go do something just have fun stop like it's just one of those things where it makes me upset because I know what other people are feeling

when they hear him say some shit like that it's like, bro, just... It sucks because like that's it sucks because like at the same time like I don't also shut the fuck up kill yourself but at the same time it's just like it's just what people do like that's the social media is for you know and you feel some shit you go out there and you say unfortunately it's been followed

by so many fucking people that he says that and it's like, e dick. That's your alt account statement. You're like, oh man, really tough day. All I did was beat my dick and roll back over and sleep. That's insane. Like I do, I long for, um, I log, I would say to you that I wish that I could have more time. Like I say, there's so much games, there's so many things that I want to do, and we just not have time to do it all.

And so to hear somebody be like, oh, man, I played games all day and I'm bored. I don't know what to do. And it's like, fuck. I wish. I just, I know. I just jacked off all day. The fucking, I don't know. I ate some real.

delicious fucking sushi and I got real sad and be off somewhere I went to bed Dude I was playing Because when I was sick I was like I don't have the energy to engage with anything Really So I was like I wonder if anybody's like still playing Like the Halo 3 online or whatever

And there were And I was just like spent like a good like seven hours Nice Just playing like just standard matching And I was like this is the most fun I've had playing video games in a while And I was like oh yeah Because I'm playing like what I want to play Hey, yeah, not playing

obligated stuff that you normally wouldn't play I kind of forgot I was like oh yeah, yeah, I like video games Yeah This is like, this is fucking sick Yeah That's so fucking ridiculous Yeah, that is a pretty I can't imagine

I'm playing BG3 again, I'm like I guess I'll fucking You play the same same like yeah I'll load up this mod and play it again You're like this is good Ben There's a lacking tits mod I'm up oh my god You're so fucking disgusting

Oh nice lactating Carlack It's fire here pretend it makes firey send me that that's so fucking that's fucking disgusting send to me is on Nexus

okay I'll find it it's good I'll find it I haven't been on I haven't God but you're right I do want to just play the same thing over and over

Yeah I'll play the same four games over and over again And be like I can't even That whole question It's like What five video games did you bring to a desert island I'm set Five video games

Yeah Are you joking Really What five would you choose I mean, it's a good question. I mean, definitely one of the halo. I mean, it's technically cheating, but the collection. It's not cheating.

That's like fucking four. It is a game that you can purchase. So that's like, that's already like most of it. That's good. Probably Skyrim, of course. Of course. Man, maybe Fallout. I don't know.

Which one? Honestly, four. Okay. I'm cool with that. Yeah. I enjoy my time fall off four. I didn't understand why people were so upset. With all the the LC, yeah, I'd do for sure.

Like the thing about like the other games is like, okay, this is a good story or whatever, right? But eventually you're going to see all the story. And then you're just going to be left with how the game feels to run through. And it's like the rest of the games just don't feel that good to run through. So like, probably that. I don't know. The other ones are kind of, I could kind of, it could be like Tony Hawk or Doom or fucking. Death Jam, fight for New York.

Eldon Ring. Alder is a good one. Alder's gay three. Yeah, Ellen Ring is a good one. Red Dead 2. Red Dead 2 is a good one. And then,

I don't know, maybe like... Tetris. A board game. Tetris, I would need... Or those, like, this games are like Tetris Effect. Tetris Effect.

Yeah. That's interesting. Tetris Effect. I play that. Skyrim. Oh, yeah. Skyrim. Skyrim.

Skyrim. Yeah, definitely Skyrim. Damn, Red Dead 2, actually, because I do want to blast some cops, and that would be the best, like, sometimes I just need that, you know? I'm like, no, no, it's one person on this killing cops. Yeah, I always just corridors, the high tide comes in a corridor, and then they piles of bodies, and then they step on the piles of bodies, don't try to kill you.

And it just gives me so much glee. It's good vibes. Yeah. It's strangely positive vibe. Shooting police officers in Greta Theta Thore specifically. Oh. Like, there's something about. One of the fucking corridor in the hospital.

This is that video we shot in my living room over Christmas. That's right. It came up on my, like, it came up some. I don't know how I saw it again. I was just like, oh man, this is, because like, Paramar is playing in the background. Right. And it's like, all my God. We were all there.

We were all there. And it's like, all the comments that are like the vibes on this are crazy. These are immaculate vibes. I'm like, yeah, they kind of are. I don't know what's going on with it. That's the one thing I love about, um, the, the, the, those, uh, rock star games, the, they're, the police spawning just, it feels great. I love the, I love the black cop. He's great.

Yeah, he's great. He's my favorite to murder. I shoot him in a head of him. The second time you mentioned that. Because it's not about it. I thought you were lying the first time, but now that you've said it again, it makes you feel like it's a genuine.

I like that cop. I'd call him with my best one to play. I'm like, oh, it's Carl. We'd kill him explicitly. That is so insane. You'd avoid all the other ones? Because it's funny.

It's funny to think about him not coming home to the family. Like, that's kind of funny. That is so fucking... Family anti-matter. Family blue lives bad. The do-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. It's a...

conditions these day and A's reading some good news In a newspaper page The lovely edition of the grand design Some people say it's even harder to find Well there must be some magic clue To call these simple walls Well all I see is a pile of Call Wenslow's dead

Real love bursts out of every steam the day's Car winslow's dead It's the people we love And the family Dead But do To know

When Cornel's dead And then it's Her closing her lock To the N-word on it On that episode It's so stupid I can't believe you sing the whole fucking song

I love that fucking show I know but I just I love it Carwins 's dad is Carwood

Kyle got fucking shot in the head. Now Steve Urkel's having this panic attack and he's clearly autistic. Laura Wenslow's crying and Steve Urquels now assaulting her. Steve wouldn't do that. He's not one of those. Let me calm you now, Laura. Stop touching me, Steve. Whoa, whoa, whoa, bitch.

I thought it was a different vibe. What's going on? What is happening? You're going to do what I say. remove your claws who is that errant and stephan comes in

hey leave her along Steve shut the fuck up wow with a laser going my name is gay sex

guest I'm either gonna take this are you gonna give it to me willingly he he he crawls at the wall

backwards crawls it just turns it to like a liquor Gay sex gizrodo. Has, have you guys ever heard of the spoof film Inappropriate comedy?

It has Adrian Brody Brody play a gay parody of Dirty Harry And he's called Flirty. Why the fuck did that happen again? Why do you keep busting snots? Oh, I didn't see it. I didn't get on camera. You covered it. You covered it. Go, go to the Bono.

Clean yourself up. I think I got it. Just look it all up. I think I got it. No, I just, too stuffy. That's what happens when it's allergies. Yeah.

Yeah. Keep reading the question. Okay. So he says it's an agent Brody playing a gay parody of dirty Harry and he's called Flirty Harry. And all he says are dirty hairy quotes, but gayified.

I have never heard this in my life. I don't know if you get on dirty Harry's exactly. Dirty Harry? It's like a Western. I don't know. My grandma, no. I'm not fucking, I'm not that old. What do you think, Derek?

Hereditary sucks. Herodry sucks and what else? Hearder's this band called faggot killers. Why do you make it so hard? I'm sorry. That's what Derek would say. He's been on a roll saying that for a while. I know, whatever.

There's no monetizing possible. We've given up that years ago, man. You guys did. We're here for the, we're here for the, fucking laws now. We're not here for the money anymore. It helps. Definitely help. Yeah, this band called

Pussy Stealers and a quiff drinker. Stupid, stupid. Never mind. Who cares? No, I haven't seen this comedy. I haven't seen the movie. Who cares? I saw a, like, a not a trailer

for it. I saw a poster of it and I was like, this doesn't look real. It's got like a weird cast that makes no sense. It's like Adrian Brody, and then fucking, I don't know, Adriana Chechick. I don't know, some fucking weird. It doesn't make any sense. The porn star? No.

That's her name, right? It is, but what I'm saying is like the cast is that ridiculous. Oh, okay. Oh, it's like, oh, it's Adrian Brody and then SpongeBob. And then, like, it just makes no sense to me, like, what's going on with the cast of that movie. But I've only seen the poster. So I don't know what's, I don't know. I've never seen that movie before in my life.

Have you seen that movie? Me gross star. is the 1990s And it dying like flies I have not seen that movie, no. That sounds amazing. Sounds interesting. We want those Negroes hung from several trees.

Steve Wonder's gold. Stevie playing. All right. We're going to have to write that entire song. Racist? Yes, of course. We should do racist? No, you can't.

No, no, no, no. It's going to draw on the wrong crowd. Never mind. I figured it. No, we can do it. It's too late. What are you talking about? It's going to wrong crowd.

Yeah, no. That gay very hairy thing sounds cool, though. Racist parodies are, gay parodies are fun. Racist parodies are like, we know. I'd be down. I could create a racist symphony. Yeah. But that I'm going to see it.

And I'm like, I did this. I like that one, that dude, inward, inward, inward, inward, inward, inward, inward, inward, inward, inward. That's a good one. Enward. It flows too well, unfortunately. Yeah. Anyway. You do, you should make a race parity.

You'd be really good at it. Make a race parity of the chain. You should do a new, ain't no rest for the races or something. Ain't no rest for the N-Words. Ain't no rest for the N-words. Inwards swing. Low on trees. Look, you got...

That's hilarious, but also really don't do that. I guess. Yeah, yeah, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, if you didn't say that, he would have. What if he kept co-signing him and he did it? Yeah, congratulations. Yeah. I was good. Thank you for stopping me. I'm glad.

I'm like an unstoppable trade ride towards that inevitability. It is. You halted. You would, you would not be the first person in your sphere that did that, you know? So. I'm one of a kind, brother. I ain't no rest for the Negroes.

All right. Let's fucking terrify me. I'm terrified. I'm terrified. I'm terrified of blacks. You chose to do a podcast with Negroes. He's fucking dying. This guy's going to die on the laugh.

Yes, I did. Listen. Yes, I did. In fact, I did. That was my choice. Oh, man. What do we got? Somebody, somebody, I can't even fucking read it anymore.

A great one? Gail Gooner. What the fuck is this? Oh, no, I'll save this for next time, actually, when I can actually, like, speak normal. Oh, yeah. Somebody said here a while ago. I'm sorry, I can't remember your name. I scrolled.

There's, like, a bunch of questions that I was trying to get through, and I got, like completely hypnotized by all that fucking Carl Winslow bullshit. But somebody was like, the question was along the lines of like, oh, well, what would it take for Chris to say the end word on the show? Okay. And I'm pretty sure I did a long time ago. I can't remember exactly when. Say it now. I'm not going to.

Why not? Because I don't feel like it. But why not? Because I just don't need it. What do you mean you don't need it? What's the point? What's not the point? What?

Like, why would you not? Like the word other you have no insidious means of saying this. Why would you not say it? You admit you said it before. Yeah. So like what's the point of you're not saying it now? I haven't been said it in videos with like I did. I think the first video that I did with Eric, I said it probably. Yeah. Then why not say it? Yeah. If it's such a small equating like to say it. Like just say it. Because I don't like to say it. But why not though? Because it doesn't work. It doesn't feel correct. Why? Like for what purpose? What do you mean for what purpose? For what reason does it not feel correct? This is a word fundamentally. I do think it's just a word.

I don't like saying I don't like saying other words. I don't like saying rape either. You know what I mean? It's powerful. But you said it though. It's powerful.

So why don't you say the N-word right now? What, n-h-h-k? There you go. Yeah, there you go. That's it. I would rather have the hard R, but I understand. I understand you want to keep a little light. I would say hard R.

It's a fucking great. A little lighter. You, I witness. Witness me. Oh. You are. I feel like you're now our immortal. Joe, you're so powerful now.

That word, that word just gave you. That word, that word just gave you. That word should mean more to me, but it means literally, it just means funny to me now. You guys have ruined it for me. Like, it's just like it's, it holds no weight. Lily thinks that word means people now, and it's really bad. She tries to you, like, she almost says it a lot. He's like, that's not what I should be saying.

What do you mean? I say nigger around her so frequently because I want her to say it. That's why. Yeah. She's like, it's not funny, though. Like, I don't want to call it. call people that word. It's a different language. It's not funny. It's just it's just facts. It's what we're doing.

I'm just talking. Lily, this was stolen. It was probably a naked. It just feels like it's like a cheat code word. Yeah. It is. It's too lazy. So it makes everything funnier and that's kind of like boring. I like. Somebody asked me sorry. Somebody asked me on the Q&A on

Instagram if Colin has the N-word pass. Oh, certainly not. You know? No, he's a Italian. Yeah, but by marriage, though. He's a black wife. No, it doesn't work that way. Does that work that? Has that? Huh? Certainly not. Why? What are you talking? She's a Mexican. So, wait, hold on a second. Hold on. So, say, let's say for the same argument, Con's wife's like, I dub the, on worry inward.

Does he, would it not be cool? She's a woman. She can't give that pass out. only that's retro I think once you have a child of that ethnic background you can say it I think if Lily has a black child you can say Like Jojo

after Jojo She has when you guys have a child She can say it Okay because now the She's carried it We'd have a big problem She had a big problem She had a big problem

called not being a lie anymore That's the problem You know it'd be crazy Because we One time she She misspelled you And it said yoi.

So we've had this ongoing joke that she's like banging this dude named yoi. And then I was playing Street Fighter. You know how they have the world. Yeah, the world tour. Yeah, the world tour. There's a guy on one of the rooftops named yoy. And I was like, is that the nigger? Is that him?

And like, if she had an Asian baby, like, oh, my God. Yo, he's real. This bitch was fucking with me the entire time. She was fucking damn well. Knowing damn well, she was actually fucking this dude. I mean If like if It probably wouldn't sting as much

Because I'd be like Oh I guess you just She wasn't even lying Maybe I interpreted it as a joke And she was serious Maybe she was dead Maybe I'd like Dissociated while she was telling me the truth

And I was like That's crazy To be that much of a fucking cuck is wild You know I really think it's my fault It's my fault that you cheated in fact It's my fault I should have been a better husband

I should have been a better man And I really if I'd like to be I'd like to be present for the next cheating in fact. I'd like to be present. I'm going to buy a fucking really expensive cut chair. I'm going to get like, I want to have like Victorian fucking drip on it and stuff and I'm just sitting

like pretty while I'm just watching the worst thing happen. I would. The green goblin helmet sitting next to you on the ridge. Just killing him just staring at me. And he's just, hi. Hi. Hi. All right.

I'm going to, I'm leaving. All right. Yeah. Yeah, bye. You have the power to read those names right now. Yeah, I could probably do it. So, wait, is this, like, rap God? Is this correct?

No. He'll die. 27. Seamina on a human. Seamint on a human. Seamina human. I get a, everything I say is gay. And everything I'm going to be gay.

I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay, okay. I'm going to feel like I like cock, like cock. Like cock. I'm beginning to feel like a gay guy, gay guy. Some, like, like, I'm a gay guy. Some, like, I'm a guy. I'm in do me, numin, um, numis, um, all the penises in the back.

I don't know. I got to give it. It's whatever. Yeah, I give them. Patreon.com slash the snark tank. Go over there. If you want to throw him a dollar over, give him a dollar over a picture.

Give him a dollar. Give him a dollar. Give him a dollar with patreon.com slash snarktank. Get your name read on the show. Oh, that is not that at all. what you just said. Yeah, that's not real. It's your name red for a dollar.

Yeah, that's absolutely not it. But like maybe, but like here's the thing. Go over there. Go over there with the intention of just getting your name read for a dollar and then realize that like it's way more expensive than that. Yeah. And then let the momentum of you wanting to go do that pull you through to the next end. That's good. I like that actually.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So go over there, get your name right on the show, ask a question, all that fucking bullshit. Yeah. I would have gotten to more questions today, but my voice. is fucking dying. Yeah, this is good. We're gonna... It's perfect.

Yeah, so we're gonna... We're gonna go ahead and read our names. The names of our $25 and up patrons. I thought you were making fun of... I thought... What do you think he was doing? So are you doing... So, okay.

Well, at first, it looked like you're going... I thought he was like... I thought he was... I was like, oh, no. That would be too far, would it? Well, for him, I thought, because I know I'd do that. Yeah, yeah. That's kind of my line.

That's kind of my line. I still make fun of them, but like, that's sort of... of my line. Yeah. No, I definitely do that. I'm sure, you know, I'm very distasteful. But I make fun of everything that's not old people dying from mental disorders. That's my only line that I'm literally just because that's your experience. Yeah, so it's not funny. Yeah. I'm not, so only if you experience is not funny. Yeah. I like that's the worst way to do comedy. I don't make fun of trans people, actually. That's the one thing I don't do. Why? Because you are one? No, because I feel like their plight is so unique and I can't even nuance a joke out of it.

You don't think it's funny at all. It would just be disrespectful. You don't think it's Wait, you don't think it's funny? You don't let your grandma will never remember you again? Oh my God, that is the most insane thing you've ever said. Oh my God! She still remembers me. Yeah, for now. She doesn't remember me.

I don't know what version. Next time she's going to be like, what the fuck are you? What is that? Ew! Ew! She pulls out a gun. The gun on her pillow and just starts... You've had a gun this whole time.

She has a smith in Worship. You're in hospice. Why do you have a fucking D eagle? A fucking cult 45. These old ones. One of the ones that takes souls with it, dude. It's like, what are you doing here? Amigo?

Get this too. Get this too. All right. Let's get the fuck out of here. Let's read these names. Oh, man. Three, two, one. Juan.

Racist Hokage. Oh my goodness. J.R. You got to do it. You got to do it right. Oh, my goodness. You know what it is. Oh, man. Don't ask him, but don't ask how to pin. Oh, my goodness.

There it is. J.R., from the producers of the Mexican starring Brad Pitt comes the last Edward on Earth starring Tom Hanks. Remember that joke? The last Edward on the planet. There was a Tom Moody joke. Yeah.

I am delivered. I don't like colon no more. That's a lie. Good. Classic. It's a lie also. That video was so fucking fun. That's still a gay person.

The way he says I'm not gay anymore is fucking just, it's so perfect. Two frames of him being not gay. He's gay, you know? So stupid. Three days great. The fucking music, though, the organ whales and the motherfucker hits the drums. Like, what amazing. I hate it.

Okay, so this person missed an opportunity here, I think. What do you got? This is three days. So this song is Three Days Grace. Tell me if you can see the gay inside of me And that's where it ends I think you can do more But also

Oh it's three gays grace Three gays grace I like three days gays better a little bit Because it's so dumb But like I see three gays grace is not bad Three days gays is so dumb Yeah it's rich I like that I like it

Emma throwing in big bucks Two rats in a trench coat Ew! What the hell is in Sweeney's mouth? When did the Grand Canyon become fat and black and gay? Well, it's always been big and black. Like, what are you talking about? I was about to say it's always been black and gay.

Well, I mean, I bet a lot of gay men were thrown off the, you know, into the canyon. Oh, 100% crazy. You know, back in those. That's what they built it for. When they carved it into the plant, sort of went out there and just carved into it for fucking three days. That is supreme bigotry. fucking Arizona was it was was a a territory specifically

for throwing gay people into the canyon That's all it was for Yeah We need a There's a lot of gay queer There's a lot of queer folks around here We don't see a big canning People wrapped in gay flags like that

People walk around in the brush Get pricked by cactus Come back gay I don't know what's going on. We got to cut a big hole in the floor. You got to make the big hole in the floor.

We got a big nebulous hole. Get all them. Get all them Chineseers to build it. Get them Why don't you do it like this, right? You put dogs places within the hole. Make the China men dig to find the dogs. Get them wantonians to get go over there.

They're wantonians. Get them building the hole. What have we... I know they don't use shovels over there. Use sticks. Give them shovels. Look. Help them dig fast.

Arizona was a lush, beautiful greenery. Arizona looked like the Pacific Northwest. Yeah. And they fucking put all their dynamite together. Yeah. And blew the atmosphere away. They were like, it's going to take too long to dig. Like one of the lead Chinese men, the Chinese foreman was like,

we cannot build. it's going to take too long. We cannot build it. We cannot do it for the gays. It's no sense. And then the other Chinese foreman says, we should use dynamite. Yeah,

because this one was like an ugly person that was born here incompetent. We should not listen to this guy that just got here. He's, his name's foreman. He's not the actual foreman. It's me.

So we're going to, but he's still kind of retarded because he's like, we're going to get every piece stick of dynamite in Arizona and then we're going to blow the hole and it'll be done in an afternoon. Well, that's goddamn bloody

brilliant. That's a great idea. I'm almost like too married to my family. But do we have enough dynamite to do? It's like maybe not, but if you put hot sauce on it makes the explosion twice as strong and virile. And it worked.

It actually like inaccurate. It actively does like make the explosion twice as powerful. Blue the canyon. There's a nice sweet crater. But Arizona's cooked. It's completely fried. If all the grass is gone, the ozone is thin.

It's all fucked. Just like seeing the wall. They're just fucking 100 feet away plugging their ears. You know, like just like it was like Oppenheimer them watching like the bomb. They're just like. Yeah. And then they're just gone. They're completely gone.

That is so mind-bogglingly stupid. This is how this thing is. That's what the cake in the hot sauce along and along. We should place all the whole. We should place all the dynamite right here. Oh my God. Foreman, go, go ignite it. I do it. I do it right now, but don't you think I am too close?

No, no, no, no, it's fine. Just run back. It's right, yeah. You got a couple of seconds. Just run back. It'll be fine. He's got to run six miles. That's correct.

The fuse is maybe like four feet long. He's the thing. He makes it. He does it. He does it. The blast propels him to where he reaches Sonic. Sonic boom speeds. And he's fucking going.

He's ninja running, of course. Wait. So the explosion... We're going full blown if we're doing it. So the explosion... It doesn't propel him forward. Yeah, yeah. Super quick.

What you're suggesting is that as he's running, it simply boosts his run. Yeah. Okay. All right. That's what I thought. Because he would have been fucked if he didn't, but then it boosted him and then he didn't trip or anything.

He just kept... He stopped him. Immediately. No momentum dissipate. Boom! Not even breathing heavily. Oh, that was great. That was cool.

I'm safe. I'm safe. Just him. So dumb. Formin's a meta-human. I know black guy Dominican. Gale Guter investigating Laura Palmer's death, or Palmer's murder.

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And watch in moments I'll return with Cool Metal You don't What we're doing, what we're doing with the, when I, when you look at the hand. Shut up. Damn, man, you got, you got to go on fucking, what's that stupid, uh, kill Tony?

Oh, yeah. You don't go on there as Elon Musk, man. And kill Tony, yeah. Yeah. I'm surprised nobody hasn't done that yet. Like, I feel like, like, like, I feel like that shows me going out for long enough to, for somebody to be like, wouldn't it be really funny if we did kill Tony? I mean, it would be great, like. Some unstable.

comedian goes up there. He's like, Ryan has that stupid laugh where he's like and then just boom. Someone blows his head off. Yeah. That was a really good standout. So it's a hundred cowls. Is that how it works? It's a hundred calibers.

If you strap two, uh, there's Eagles, you took you, the 50 cows. Right. Right. Right. You strap them together with a little duct tape and then it becomes a hundred cow. Yeah. Then his head explodes. Yeah. So his head explodes with the double shot. And then he goes, oh, real close. nice one good gag

with no head no head yeah yeah I think I think he has pretty good as a guess when he had that he had that fat black guy on I forgot his name the one that uh

you know it's really embarrassing about him that I recently realized I never knew this about him so he owns there's this like vest thing that he has have you seen this thing no he's got like a vest or like some

article clothing that he that he wears a lot on Kill Tony. And he got it he got it because it's what Tyler Durden wears at a certain seat in in Fight Club. In Fight Club.

And I guess it's like to make him feel tougher or whatever, which is literally just like autistic. It's literally just like costuming yourself after like I don't know about you guys. I don't dress like a fictional character.

That's rough. You know what I mean? That's worse than fucking Zuckerberg dressing like this one UFC fighter. That's way worse. It's the same. It's that area. You know what I mean?

It's just like, what do you doing dressing like a fictional character? Dude, that's like... To like, give yourself confidence so weird. To me, that's worse than wearing like the Goku ghee. Because like... I don't know if it's that bad. No, I would say because like everybody... It's too subtle.

That's so gay. Because it's like a subtle fucking gay thing to do versus just I'm cosplay and having fun. Yeah. It's like, oh, look at me. I'm fucking Tyler Derton. Yeah, look at me. I need to feel reinforced since I'm surrounded by three to four other standard communities who are also on my side. It's a very weird thing to need psychologically.

It's very strange. I don't wish you didn't know that, you know? Yeah, I didn't know it either until like recently. Like, and to be fair, I don't know, this is stuff that I heard. I haven't watched Tony a long time. I mean, I've never, I don't have probably watched it actually. I've only seen clips. I've only seen clips and the most I've seen the clips or of somebody saying something really

embarrassing or Shane Gill is doing Trump because it's like him cosplaying as Trump and doing it is fun. Yeah, yeah. That's really fun. There's only like. very little of killtony eyebrows very little of killtony is about Tony right I've noticed it's like

a lot of the things that I've seen from kill Tony are always like some comedian doing a good like a weirdly good job or a comedian failing but it's never really about him that's a good point yeah that show would be absolute dog shit if he didn't have certain comedians on there yeah yeah I like that Joe Rogan was on there did you see that one

but Joe Rogan was on there and I can't remember somebody somebody was like somebody said something along the lines of like if you wear khaki shorts you're not funny or like if you wear like pants with like a lot of pockets on you're not funny and Joe Rogan's like I wear pants with a lot of pockets you're saying I'm not funny and everybody

and he was like it's like Joe's the only one who doesn't know yeah he's like he really believes he's a comedian that's amazing when he fucking was telling Cat Williams there's only like 200 of us or something in the world it's only 200 comedies in the world

that are like only 200 people who can make other people left And Cat Williams being so gracious. He's like, sure. Being so, I can't imagine what was going through his head at that moment. Like, I know what you're saying. Joe, I know exactly what you mean. You Neanderthal bitch.

You look like your knuckles are sharper than any rock I've seen in decades. You look like knuckles. What's that mean? I don't understand. You look like you can scale buildings with just your fingertips, you barbaric nigger you said that exactly how he would say it

what's that mean yeah you said sharp fingertips what's that mean like like I'm freddie Kruger I don't understand who's Freddy yes I don't like that

that's not Joe he's calling you a Neanderthal general who's that Squidward well no it's Jamie because Jamie kind of sounds like Squidward actually he has a very

he has a very low metal kill yourself for me Jamie I'm the I don't want to do that Joe stop asking me Jamie, take your own life. Jamie, kill yourself.

He's funny. It'll be the funniest thing I've It'll be the funniest thing I ever thought of. I'll give you nerve club afterwards to come back. Jamie, Jamie, pulled that video of the gorilla and then kill yourself. Did you mind that for me, Jamie? Joe, I wish you would really stop asking me to kill myself.

Then do it. If you did that, I would ask you to more. I would stop ask if you would actually do it, Jamie. So stupid. Jamie, stop fact checking me. Kill yourself. Elon must have your fingers off. Okay, I read that already.

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Roll bigger. Penising, a bullet wound into a giant's forehead. I love them all rivals and Tractions. Damo Nation, Fawn of the Dead, Big Titty Goblins are my weakness. me and download it on Sunday. Oh, nice. It's a fun game.

Walking flush lights, my guys. Derek not chauvin is innocent. Free him. Not chauvin. Round-eyed Asian learning Emmy 1 was intended to be a commercial loss for tax reasons. Huh?

Oh, yeah. That's weird. What do you mean? Emmy 1. That's what I'm like, I have to look into that. Yeah, that's what Emmy 1 means. But I have to look at that because I've never heard that for. was to be commercial

huh you know I think like how WB does other shit I think I got the cute's picture of my nephew this recently makes me very happy I had the biggest picture of my nephew as a tax and it makes me very happy what did you just

what are you saying I got the cutest picture of my nephew shut up why he's cute he's adorable we're talking about something specific on the show I got the cutest photo

my fucking nephew he's cute I don't care is he even your nephew technically Oh, my God. Oh, it's just a random baby. I'm his godfather. That I am.

There's a random children on his phone. He has random fucking photos of kids on his phone. It's fucking scary. I've been telling him for fucking years. He looked at Lily's phone and it's me holding my nephew. Hey, kid, you want to play my brother for me? Me being a very dark skin man and my fucking light skin, Mexican nephew. I'll let you be squirrel girl.

You want to, you want to play more love than me. And it's me holding him. And it's not getting better. And Justin said it too. He was like, who's that random baby? hold it. Because it looks like a random, it doesn't look,

it's Kingston holding up this random child. It looks like it has no relation to him at all because it doesn't. And so like, you're just like, and it's like your home screen. This dude takes it home with them. There's not my home screen.

It's not. He took it home and he was like, whose baby's this? My home screen is me holding my, he took it home. He took it home. He was at the mall found a baby. Oh,

naked Goku. Half naked Goku. That's one of them. That's one of them. I have a few. That's crazy. Like, Goku has a shirt out of no pants in his home screen.

Well, yeah, it's him after fighting Momoro. Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of one. He has a shirt and no pants. That's crazy. Why would he have that? I like this one because everybody's rushing him after the fight.

It's like, oh, good job. Goku with a shirt only no pants. That's crazy. Well, he lost his shirt during the fight during the bout. No, he has shirt no pants. I don't know why you would have. I'm not understanding you're saying. I said that.

I said that four times. And I'm like, I knew that was what was happening. He's like, he's like, what do you mean? He's not catching what I'm saying. Come in Miami. Go, no pants. Go, no pants. Don't put his dick out.

Derek, please listen to Maximum the Hormone. They're like Japanese version of System of a Down Mixed with Corn and did two Death Note theme song. Maximum the, oh, I probably know who that is. Maxim the Hornone sounds familiar to me for some reason. He was doing that. Does he do you agree with YMS the dogs can set to handouts from their owners? No. I meant to Q baby, but I wouldn't have that.

Is you the YMS cut his hair? Yeah, he did. Yeah, so wild. Let's go. What? Oh, you're talking to me? Oh, no, absolutely not. If why an I can cut his hair, you can do it.

You can. And you're halfway there, so come on. What do you mean? You too. Go, get a baldy. I've done it a billion times. No, no, no, no. I don't want it cut down.

I want a baldy. Oh, like, what are you talking about? Like, shaked. Like, it's sparkling. Oh, so I actually like shave it, shave, not buzz. I want it shaved and I want someone to get fucking, the follicles out. No, that's insane.

You want somebody to tweez each of the hairs out of your head? Yeah, you want me. You want me to pluck my shit and you won't even do a cul-de-sac. If you do that, I'll do it. If you get a baldy... Those levels are crazy. If you do a fresh baldy, I will do anything else to my hair you want me to. Those levels are insane.

It's not true. I swear. I don't get it. He won't do. He'd be like, oh, you're dumb to go. That's exactly what you see. I would want to do that to you. If you came into it, I wouldn't be like, oh, you fucking dumb, bitch.

He believed you. You trusted you your friend. You let your guard down. You allowed me to your heart, you fucking idiot. Look, Col de-Sack, um, flat top with a pentogram shaped into the Stop. A pedigree. Yeah, dude.

Every time I walk into our store, looking at the camera. And then those contacts that make you like, what do you? That reflects my eyes as red. Yeah. That's so, that is so stupid on an adult.

It's crazy. I'll give you one of my paychecks. Do you show up to Nikki's wedding like that? There's no way of doing that. That's, that's just a ruling for wedding. You know she would be, she know they would.

Jordan would love it Jordan would have a fucking ball It would ruin her wedding I'm gonna ask her and see how she feels It'll come with a bright pink Fucking and a rainbow colored Fucking suit

Yeah With a pentagram I'm fucking red eyes And a cane I'll be like That's fucking incredible What do you say? The devil blessed this day

And then I have to kill myself there And while they're like doing the whole dearly beloved You're just like right Have you been holding the same chito This entire runtime? No He's committed to the bitch so hard. His hands hurt now.

He's like, he's got like locked jaw, but with his hands. I'm going to be like that one dude. I'll be like that one dude that like held his arm up for like decades. Oh, yeah. You see that fucking dumb asshole?

He's like one muscular hand and the rest of his body is at your feet? Have you seen that fucking dumb asshole? No. What a stupid man's for 45 years and then he died? What a stupid thing to do? What a retard? What a thing did not? No, literally.

What a jack. So that's my, it's my new arc. He goes to, oh, by the way, you see the, uh,

I didn't want to forget this. Yeah. Uh, during, during Trump's address or whatever, the Democrats, right? So that's a really amazing idea, right?

Mm-hmm. So what they did, get this. You're never going to believe how brave this is. So they held, up little signs saying things like, this is not normal. And false.

And boom. Lie. That was. That was the best I've ever seen. Good job, guys. Chef's kiss. Bernie just left. They really got.

He's like, he's like, I'm not staying here to watch his retard whale. Did you see his mouth? Like, like, because you know, obviously he didn't have a mic on him. But if you look at his mouth, they said, this shit, nigger. And then he left. He did say that. It's like, fuck this shit, nigga. And I'm out.

And then, oh, man, I got you on. Bernie said a summons fucking Godzilla. Godzilla. Arraticate these niggas. Godzilla. Godzilla. Eat him. Now.

Eat him. Now. He'll rubbs out of the ground. Bernie, you get it did this the whole time? It's like, this is a last resort. I tried to be civil. I will die 10 minutes from now. It's a last resort, obviously.

I love his long arms. He's always like, he's lurching always. Yeah, he's always, he's like, he's like, what is it, the, what is it, the creeper for him, Scooby-Doo. Yeah. I have long arms. I was a demon in these streets in basketball back in Brooklyn. They could not hold me. I got arrested in the 60s and I communed with Godzilla.

Directly. Directly. He said, you can only summon me one time. so make sure it counts. But he spoke in Godzilla-nees, and I needed a translator. Who's the Godzilla-nees? Who translated?

Thank goodness. One of my actual curricula's... Thank goodness. New York is so diverse. They are young Godzilla's in the very suicidal. You've seen them in the movie. Godzilla.

Oh, my God. There's a little fucking baby. And they told them. That was practical effects The little Godzilla's The Brite Godzilla, that's obviously CGI, duh Which one?

The Little Godzilla were real people The Big Godzilla was real, the Little Godzilla was real The little Godzilla's real, the eggs were CG That is the most insane thing ever Oh my God, I blasted this movie. Ew! Stop snodding! You didn't even see it, pussy shut up.

Stop busting snots, bro, I don't see me coming my pants all the time. You don't have allergies like me, pussy? I don't have allergies, no. The allergies also fucked me. Dude, it really was like a, I got, I felt like Mojo Jojo fighting the PowerPo Girls. Like for a little bit because I was just like, because I was just like mind of my own business. And then like here comes allergies.

Like, pshu, just the power puff sound effect, the punch act. And then here comes the flu. And then here comes bronchitis with the thing that like smashes the hole in my head that exposes my brain. It's fucking insane. Dude, when they step in his mouth. When they step in his mouth. They stepped in his mouth. I was like, yo, that's out of pocket.

It is out of pocket, yeah. It's really funny. Because he's so, he's so overwhelmed by them. It's crazy. What have you done? Did you see the live action show? The PowerPuff Girls that was canceled? Yeah.

Did you see that? It did not see that. It looked cool. It really did. I thought it looked interesting. It was not a CW show, right? Yeah, yeah. And they're talking about, this is real, by the way.

This is like a real, like, license thing. Mojo Jojo was not a monkey. It was a father and son. It was Mojo and Jojo. Okay, that's crazy. That's crazy. What do you mean? You didn't know?

I knew. I saw it. Did you see the trailer? No. I saw the kids. The trailer's rough, dude. It's got like, so Scrubs. What's the, oh my God.

What's his name? The black guy from Scrubs. Oh, Donald Faison. Oh, you mean, Turk. Turk, yes. His name is Donald Fasin. Yeah, he lives in Glendah. I saw him like twice.

Oh, you did? Yeah, there's a lot of people live in Glendale. A lot of actors. Yeah, yeah. They, uh, so like he was professor Eutonium. Whatever. Um, that's fine. What the fuck no.

Jack, Jack. Got to get to Jack. No, I need him to look like, yeah, you look like fucking samurai Jack. Jack. Just a, just a white version of him. I would rather. Stephen June. Yeah. Honestly?

I would play into the fact. I would, Stephen Eun is still. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No, it should have been Lex Friedman. Let's be real. Oh, Lex Friedman.

Lex Friedman would have been a perfect professor ofutonium. He would have. actually kind of if he could act at all welcome I am Lex I mean professor Eutonium shit should I go again they're like no just fucking go just keep it's me I am professor Eutonium welcome to my laboratory everybody

You see that guy making fun of him he did a pair of them oh no I didn't see um some dude I don't I I shared him all my story fucking I usually hate shit like that I usually It sucks usually. This is really funny. He was like, oh, like, the Satan's going to be the guest. Spike.

It was really good. Lexington has the personality of a raped towel. Everything. Technically, a lot of towels are raped. Nice. Motherfugers come in those motherfuckers like crazy. That's crazy.

These. Raped towel. Ingredients. Wow. That was more exciting than, like, like, the entirety of his entire podcast run. To make that right there. was more exciting to me than anything I've ever heard him say.

And he's on this weird thing about love. He's trying to get everybody to love stuff. Girl. Actually, the power of love will conquer all. The power of love is stupid and gay. But... Are you still going? Yeah, he's still...

He's working on... We gotta end it. We got to... Episode one. Chris Gay run from there. Ingredient. J.D. Vance, be like, you better say, please, and thank you, Mr. Zewinsky.

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Yeah, me too. I'm spinning around. Nah, nah, nah, nah, da. Fucking coming on everyone doing a tornado. I want to get that. I want to, I want to misbehave to that degree. Yeah. But I know I would kill somebody probably.

I'm going to die. I want to go out and, like, film, like, reshoot the entire, like, raindrops are falling on my head sequence from Spider-Man 2. Oh. Where he's just like, he's like completely unbothered. Right. He's like fixing a bike

and he's like just chilling. He's eating a hot dog. Motherfuckers getting blasted in the face. I want to reshoot that and like save it for when the day that he just croaks. When he gets blasted. I just post this.

I just post this video. Lo. Nevertheless X is going to mishandle a gun that he clearly shouldn't be having at a gun range and blow his head smooth. the off. Ouch.

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how to just emulate every 360 game perfectly. Oh, the fuck? Yeah, so you could like recompile them and make them like natively run like perfectly fine on PC now. Oh, sure. It's kind of awesome. That's amazing. Oh, cool.

Props to them. I'll definitely take advantage of that, I think. Human Shield, more like two birds, one stone. Black Hole. son won't you come uh smitchi the kid uh but her pussy and tits are getting old so i'm going homo now my dick is getting longer it seems she pick in on my pivot ichibon casuga plays monster hunter uh says oh says play monster hunter post clarity nut so scroticles harbinger of testes haver of balls uh need me some calcium cannons right now rat detective boogie i do not care for sabrina carpenther

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and then it ends. it would be unfortunate but whatever whatever I don't care you know it's too late so whatever at that moment it's like wow Star Tank fans are now homeless and deported Serberus agent 267 we are at the stage we are at the stage in the year 2525

where people think Sonic 06 was good nobody does that's insane um gay Sanadra's perfect yeah who said that that's not even oh let me guess some video I say actually actually um

yeah you immediately like slam your head into a fucking pike so irritated Like, stop. We don't need this all the time. Yeah. This whole thing, it's like, actually, master of disguise was a brilliant film.

Actually, it was. So it was the same kind of fella that makes it do. It's just these pussies that don't want to admit that, like, the thing that you love isn't good. It's like, you can still like it and enjoy it. Right. But it's also shit. I think some things get a bad rap initially. Of course.

There's so, like, all of the things that I've seen get, like, repraised, so, few of it is warranted. The only series I give praise to that people really hated and I just disagree. I understand why I dislike it, but it deserves more praise than it gets a legend of cora. I think it's the only series where I stand by. It deserves more praise than it got. Maybe so.

I don't know. I don't watch that shit. I don't know anything about it. It isn't as good as lifestyle as amender, though. I think that's something that people have to understand. We mentioned a million times about like, Infinite, uh, Bioshock Infinite is a good example. Yeah. Like there's some times where it's like, yeah, let's do a retrospective and talk about it.

And then there's games that we all understand are objectively bad because of specific things that happen within the game. It's broken or the story shit or whatever. And then like trying to spin it as if it's good. It's like, guys, stop. Stop. Even if you enjoyed playing it, stop. We know fucking, like, come on. Sonic 06.

We know what's wrong with it. Right. Stop. It's like the Lord of the Rings Conquess where it's like, I love that game. That game is broken. Like monumentally. There you go. Like there's no way that's like, you couldn't.

Fun as fuck though. It was. But it was that you couldn't put that game. out now and have like a like and people would people would be like oh yeah great it would be like this is unbalanced it's broken it's messy yeah yeah that's fine it's completely fine it's like you're like the hidden genius of why this is actually it's supposed to run at 20 frames per second you know this was a conscious choice it's like it's not a conscious choice yeah it's fine it's okay please be okay a sonic game running at 20 frames per second is the most insane

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But vote me now works really well. Derek, I don't think I've ever heard you talk about the most recent Slipknot album in the end so far. What do you think about it? Yeah. God damn. That shit is so underwhelming. Holy fuck. I've tried to listen to it a couple of times.

Maybe I'll go back once more. It is clearly undercooked. It's like a mixing issue, isn't it? It's a lot of... I don't like the mixing. Doesn't sound nearly as good as the... We're Not Your Kind of the 2019 album. Which for an album that is that far into the career

is a fucking fantastic album. And then this one, it was just... We're finally... They were with Rone Rutherlander Records the entire time. All the people that were in Road Runner Records are gone. They fucking hate their relationship with Roadrunner Records now because the people that are there now are just exact, you know, dumbasses.

They shat that out. album out just to be off of that label. So that's why it's so shitty. Yeah. They're the one final album. It was like this, okay, we have, they had a, you know, amount of albums and the record on their contract. And that was the last one.

So they finally put it out and like, we're free. We can go independent. And so that's why they just shat it out. And man, it's not, it's not, there's nothing on there that, let's just put it this way. There's nothing on there that I would ever put on a playlist or anything, you know, it's just not, yeah. If music's not horrible.

It's just all mid. All of me, even the fucking singles. Yeah. Midias. Sweeney likes to eat stickers upside down. Cumb face. It's like Clayface, but well, you know. Me be fishy, limp biscuits and gravy.

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The goat. I have to shave. That's the one you have to. I have to shave really bad. Please don't. All right. Never mind. Yeah.

Thanks, man. I don't like when you look like a baby. You want to fuck me. You want to shave, huh? Yeah, because that's what it is. I'm like, I get all sex fucking, like, dis crazed. And then like, and then I turn on my retard strength and then it's over for you. I turn on my re- I flip my little switch.

And it's like, so deep in you. What is the, no, my, I'm not going to ask that question. Bye guys.