The Snark Tank - #307: Sam Seder MUTILATES 20 Bodies

Episode Date: March 14, 2025

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Sit back and prepare for some glazing glory. I've never watched that before. Like, you know, lives, the Facebook lives, somebody always, you know, finishes themselves. Yeah, yeah. I've seen two people kill themselves live on like something. Did you go out of your way to see it? The first one that's kind of caught me off guard. It was like wild video on like, what was it called?

The website called? It was like Rhapsody or something like that. Like one of the like it's like its name is fucking like deceptively. It's like it's super fucked up. But I was like it was on there. Some guy. A guy on face the classic one. It's like corncobtTV.com or something.

Some wild shit. And you're like, oh, what's this silly? It's going to be porn or it's going to be someone dying and it was someone dying. I rolled the dice and it was a murder, self-murder. So it was that one that I saw some guy in the, he was like speeding and he blew his own brain zone. I was like, this guy is just doing the speeding? Oh, I heard about that one. He was doing a two-for.

And I think a lot of people saw that live. Was that the one? That's one of the old ones. People saw it live. It was like, it was like in the 2010s. If I'm, oh, I don't fucking know. It's morbidish. Even for me, even for me, that's like, this is my threshold.

He's crying. He's crying. He's crying. Yeah, he's like, fuck. I don't feel I'm crying because I can't watch it again The videos are gone Welcome to the Star Teng podcast It's me Chris, it's him

I Kingston it's him Derek Look at look at us That's it Bye I love that That's it I'm gonna go home The five minute podcast is crazy

Oh my god There was a podcast called a 10 minute podcast With um Will Saso That Was in the blind times? Maybe. I can't remember because I did subscribe to it. Unfortunately, it was before I knew who Christa Leah was.

Because he's a part of it. It was Chris DeLia, Will Saso, and somebody else. I can't remember where the third person was. But it was literally 10 minutes. And I was like, oh, this is funny. Like, just like, just do a bunch of crazy shit in 10 minutes and that's it. And, but yeah, now when I think about it, I was like, Chris Delea's, you know, he's done a lot of weird stuff.

Yeah, he looks. I saw a video of him recently and like, man, he looks rough. He looks like he's aged like 40 years in the last, like, Three. He did. It's kind of nuts. People caught on to that he's not that funny, unfortunately. Oh, yeah.

He's not, like, people, like, whatever his last special was, it wasn't received well at all. And I have something to talk to you guys about. Continue talking about comedians. Okay. You're really great at Segways. Oh, my goodness. I got something. Finish your bullshit.

I don't care. Go ahead. Do you think, do you think. Yeah, like, I don't care. I'm not even going to listen because I'm going to hold on to my thought. I hear what you're saying. interesting. Yeah.

He looks worse. Just transition. Okay, transition. Ruin it. So what happened is you guys see the thing with Bill Burr and Howie Mandeau? You mean from like four weeks ago? Were there four weeks ago?

When Billy Corgan came on? Yeah, I didn't hear about that until like very, I saw it, but I didn't pay attention to it. That was this podcast, right? That was this show, yes. That's great. That happens here. We're kind of, it's like not in scream.

But it's like in the back like, yo, this is crazy. No, yeah. Howie Mandel had, because there's that story that came out about Billy Corgan. likely of the smashing pumpkins potentially being his like half brother or whatever yeah and so howie mindel being a fucking bitch like he is just ambushes both of them basically invites billy corgan onto the show and has this weird like reunion that neither of them asked for really because billy billy brought it up to howie and then yeah billy brought up to howie okay's bill burr bill burr i forget that billy even even the fact that they might have the same that's crazy

work but like he brings it up to um he brings up to how we like on the old episodes and then like he's like yeah it's it's wild apparently um bill burr didn't want billy to bring up to anybody he was like can't keep that like close to the sleeve like don't bring it up to anybody it's like a lot well his argument was didn't the fact that i never brought it up never brought it up indicate to you that i didn't want to talk about this you know which is a pretty you know Saddy. Pretty solid, pretty solid place to be.

I think Billy Corby probably, it was, it's just an interesting thing you tell. I think he was wrong, but I don't think it was the most insidious thing.

No, how he did was completely fucked up. I thought it was gonna be funny. Oh, it's a joke, right? Isn't it's funny? Yeah,

because, you know, like, awkward non-British comedy is so funny, you know, that's, you know,

like, that's not, I don't want that on a podcast. That would just not, that would just not be my friend anymore. Harry Mandel? Yeah, I would just not go for anything right but I don't fight or fucking

Harry Mandel's definitely like a class because didn't he like expose his asshole or something I've heard about that I don't I've heard it I've heard that multiple times he just like went online and was just like here's my rectum and and uh and we'll see on the next episode isn't he a germaphobe isn't he like massive germifle I've heard yeah is he yeah yeah yeah is that why he's bald probably I mean yeah he probably just doesn't want anything gets rid chilling in his hair he's not even naturally bald he's actually got like a full luscious head of hair like big head of hair It's possible.

But yeah, yeah, I heard he's a massive germaphobe. He hates being touched, which you should definitely spit on him would be funny. That's why he did Bobby's World. Yeah, is that why he did it? Yeah, because he didn't want to be in person with other people. So, like, his only way to do media was to sit in a booth by himself. Okay. And do a, I mean, do that gross voice.

That is a little plausible. That is a crazy voice. It feels damaging. Yeah. It has to be. It doesn't register to me that that's, first of all, Bobby's world is an insanely old television show.

Yeah, this is like my age shit. Yeah, I was a kid and I was still young as fuck. Yeah, I don't even really know why I know about it. I'm sure it was just like reruns or something. Because that show was definitely not diogenically on. My sister watched that show and I was like, you're... That's what you do. The fucking Schmeagle...

A little bit, just a little bit higher though. But yeah. But like... Yeah, upsetting. Like you were more on the Meatwad level. Yeah, yeah. I was a little bit higher. Elevated.

And yeah. And there was a weird, for some reason, I only remember his dad would wear this yellow and red like Hawaiian shirt or something like that. And for some reason there was an episode where he had to do, of course, because Mrs. Doutfire was really popular.

So he had to like do a, I think everything's done a Mrs. Doubtfire parody. And there was one in there was like Mrs. Nuggy something. Nuggy weather. I can't fucking remember. I don't even know.

why I remember that. Maybe I thought it was hot or something. Did they? It was the sexual awakening for me. Was that the first? Like the whole like, the whole like I have a meeting with two people in the same place as two different people. Like,

let me go back and forth. You know what I mean? That couldn't have been the first time. That's insane. If Mrs. Defire is the first time that that trope has ever happened, at least in like modern history. That's a really influential fucking piece of media.

I feel like it actually is. is like the one that like a lot of people of our each little benchmark. That's the one that I think. If we ask our parents, they might find another one of that yet. Yeah, we need old people to be like, oh, they stole that from fucking Citizen Kane or something.

Yeah, that famous plot point in Citizen Kane where Orson Wells has to, wait, that's what it is. It's like he's meeting with people as the old version of himself and the young version of himself. And for some reason, these two people who know him at the same time can't understand

that something's wrong. I mean, maybe that far back of the day they're like, I don't know. Everything seems fine to me. I don't know. There's lead everywhere. Yeah, it's just, the eyes just bleeding.

Yeah, everything's fine. Unbelievable. He got me out the room. I can't see. My grandfather's in fucking elementary school. Whatever. Back of the day with all the land. I like Citizen Kane.

I don't, it's not, it's not the greatest, but I enjoy watching it. I have, you enjoy watching Citizen Kane? the two times I've watched it I didn't have a bad time watching it

I've seen it a couple times I've seen clips and I just can't sit down and watch the whole thing I'm not I think I have to be like depressed I think I have to like you know I'm not I'm not getting out of bed I'm not gonna fucking do anything I'll just watch Citizen King

I yeah like I watch it and I like I get it I understand why this is like an important it's like a missing link you know what I mean or like an evolutionary like oh that's a really important stupid animal right But like this is not a relevant animal right now.

I really like Orson Well. I would just say the only, Orson Welles is pretty good. Have we talked about his wine commercial where he's drunk as shit? Oh, drunk as fuck. He's just going off. It's fucking amazing. Hearing him go off as great because he was the guy that he could do it because he was the guy at the time.

So he could do whatever the fuck he wanted. Yeah. And I like that was really cool because he was like also a decent human. So it was like, oh, nice. You're able to. Anybody else they would have said stop drinking the product. Yeah. Yeah.

But like, they're just like, fuck. I think it was a wild alcoholic. What are we going to get into? It's Orson Wells. That's so funny. Orson Wells has one of those names where he doesn't sound like a real.

Yeah. There was a point in time for sure where like I wasn't really 100% sure whether or not that guy was real. Really? Yeah. Like I thought like maybe he might have been like a character in like a book or something. Orson Wells is not a real fucking name. That's very fair. Actually.

It does actually remind me of a character like a like this iconic character. then, oh, this person was just a, this is a guy. Yeah, like Billy the Kid. Like Billy the Kid or something like that. Billy the Kid. Billy the Kid's a great example. Yeah, like, what's so Billy the Kid? Billy the Kid.

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Marie Callender's, what having it all tastes like. So that shit was like shit I would like hear about all the time. She liked all those Orsonwell Westerns Westerns. Yeah, those that existed. The Orson Well spaghetti Western Western Western Western. My grandmother would be like, this is just. Yeah. Stick them up.

I can't do Orson Wells. I can't do that voice. It's kind of impossible. I think it's only his voice. It's, I mean, some people can do it fucking, I mean, obviously, apparently people can do it, right? Yeah. I mean, you can do it. Probably not right.

Right now. Fair. Yeah, you're kind of still, you still come recovering from cancer. What is it? Yeah, fucking. I don't know he's a hat on. It's completely bald in a middle. I have to do chemo.

Dude, if you're going to wear a hat all the time, if you're going to wear a hat all time, you should cut your bullde-sack monk thing. What do you? You should do it. The cul-de-sac thing? Yeah, the cul-de-sac. You should do it because since you're just wearing a hat,

you should just do it. Yeah. Yeah, why not? I did cut my hair. Yeah. But, like, it's just like, it's a mess right now because I've just been sick for, like, a week straight. Right.

By the way, can't taste. anything. Better than a weak gay. I'm sorry. Boo. Boo. Boom. Boom. Yeah. So what's the strongest thing you can taste right now? Like, what's the best thing you're enjoying right now? Right now, the only, genuinely, the only thing I can taste right now is like sour candy. Ah. That means. And it's the only thing. Like, I've tasted. I remember, dude, I was eating, like, hot wings. And I couldn't taste the hot at all. Did you feel the sensation? No. See, that I don't understand

Which is crazy to me That I don't understand Because you can not taste But you still feel the sensation of it Like to be fair To be fair This was like The day of

Like Brantz When I first noticed something was wrong I was like I mean Oh shit Look maybe there's a Maybe there's explanation Because I know

It could have also been weak sauce It's a chemical reaction That makes your brain Thinks it's hot as shit Right So maybe there's something To the smell blocking it I obviously don't know

I mean it's probably both It's probably like It's probably muted And then it's muted you don't feel it as much. That's interesting. I never considered that. It almost makes me

about an experiment. Okay. I'm going to get something hot and I'm going to like hold my nose and shit and see if it mitigates a little bit of the heat. Yeah,

I don't really know. It sounds retarded, but at the same time, I mean, you said it wasn't as hot. It's, yeah, I don't know if maybe

their sauce is just weaker because that could also be the kid, but like even, even if that were the case. Yeah. Like, you would still notice a little bit. And I didn't notice at all.

It was just, it was, it might as well not add anything on it. I heard what you say. I was just like I'm gonna not acknowledge anything. You never know what those motherfuckers in the ink well are are doing? Should I don't know? Whatever it doesn't matter. Okay. All right. Whatever. If somebody wants to find me they'll find. Yeah. It's a small one so I'm like don't come. Do not come. Do that do not go. Don't go. I'm getting I'm gonna

well dude speaking of that's great speaking of politics. There was there was There's another jubilee. They're on fire. They're just throwing darts at fucking walls, dude. Yeah. Put this guy and this in a bunch of dumb, retarded idiots versus this guy. Casey Anthony versus 10 children. You know?

Oh, that was something else too. She kind of came back. We never talked about it. Oh, right. Yeah. Because I wasn't on that episode. I think that was like a dark tang where I was like completely out. But like, I only saw this in the last like two days that there was something going on with Casey.

Yeah. Yeah, she's making their media return, bro. What is she doing? At the time, the villain, villains are right there's a time. Since I just found out through him, I didn't know what was happening. She specifically is returning on substack. She has a substack and she's trying to help people allegedly. You know, she's trying to, I feel like she's trying to lure more children, you know.

And she's trying to help people what? Get away with killing their children? Probably. It does seem like some type of legal thing that she's a-jikler is crazy. Casey Anthony, the jet killer. The Jit killer? Yeah, she kills Jits. Jits.

I haven't heard Jit in such a... I haven't heard Jit since that video that we used to watch... You used to watch this video called Little Jit Going Ham. And it was this little... This little black kid in a fucking... In like a... CBS or something. Dwayne Reed.

And he's just running around, like, Dwayne Reed, like knocking everything off the shelves. And some guy following it was like, yo, a little jit going ham, dude. He's just following him recording him. And that was like 2015 or something. That was before we moved out here. Yeah. Yeah. Stupid. Interesting. Yeah, I never seen it.

You know what, you have, you've, you've heard the phrase Jit. Oh, in that video, yes. Never outside of it to be fair. No. You've heard it. No, I didn't know that was like a real. Really? You're like Southern, no. You never heard Jit before?

No. I mean, I'm my family's Southern, but they've never called me that. Because Jit means like, is this a, it's how they say kids. They're dumb, though. There's other people. They're dumb. Well, I mean. I don't think we're in any position to, Yeah, absolutely not. This is the stupidest show probably that exists.

That's fair. No. Well, it's not Jubilee, I guess. No, there's way stupid or shit on there. Jubilee is great, man. Yes, so they had the 10 KC. Asheny versus one large baby. That baby still lost.

10 KC. Anthony's? Yeah, they had 10 KCCCNities versus one large. That large child. 44-ton baby. Yeah. 44-ton baby. That's so big. How?

big. That is so much bigger than you think. I'm pretty sure. 44 tons. Because one ton is insane. A one elephant. A one ton baby is large. Ludacris. It's ludicrous. A cow weighs a ton. A full grown, like male cow weighs a ton. Really? Yes.

No. A ton? Yeah, look it up. How do you say a male cow? Maybe even two, actually. Do you say a male cow? Yeah, I think so. Is that redundant? I mean, well, no, it's no. Cows are female. Oh, really? Cows are always female? I know the bull is a male cow.

Yeah. But I thought like there was bull and then like another phrase and then they're all cows. No, there's just different like things like there's sterile cows which I think sterile bulls which are steers, I think. Steers? Maybe that's. We're the worst people. Yeah, we're terrible. But one thing I know is that the that cows is just there are sluts. Right, right. Cow equals slut. Yeah. That's the one thing I'll stand on. I'll stand on

Tintoes. Oh, they're called hefers? Aren't female cows called hefers? No, heifer is from Rocker's Modern Life. Yeah. Yeah, she was a female cow. No, he wasn't. Oh, he wasn't? Yeah. Heifer was a he? Who was he? Heifer was Tom Kenny. No, heifer's a steer. Yeah, heifer's a steer. That's right. Which is, I think

those are castrated bulls. I think steers are castrated bulls. I think steers are castrated bulls and I don't remember what heifer means. So he was just castrated. Yes. That was that was alleged. That was alleged that he was And that's why he acted the way he did. He was so muted. He was a pussy-ass nigga. That's insane. That's insane.

Yeah. I believe you. Yeah. You ever play with the cow? They're really cute. I'll fucking love cows actually. They're really fucking cute. I used to date this girl that was all in ag and stuff and they would save the cows instead

of getting them slaughtered. Because they would do those shows at the fairs or whatever the fuck. And they show them off and somebody wants to buy it and slaughter it. But they would rescue them. And I would get to play with some of the cows. Yeah. And it sucks. Like when I eat a burger, I feel bad.

I think about like, like if you just, if a cow grows up with dogs and horses and shit, they'll just do, they'll just do their shit. So they'll start being all playful. I mean, even dogs do that shit. Dogs that grow around bunnies, they hop. They try to hop around. It's like, this is adorable. Emulating each other. And I'm like, damn, cows are smart, super like their tongues are super long.

So when they lick you, it's hilarious. And then like, and then you're just, you know, boom, boom. Then he just get your burger just right away. Yeah. It's immediate. That's actually had its head off. Go, dick. Put it on a lot of me.

They're like pinatas full of burger. Yeah. And that's how you get the, that's how you extract the burger. It is unfortunate because like their, their faces, like they have such trusting, delicious faces.

You know, that's the problem with a cow. They have those big old eyes. That's such big brown eyes. They're so, I think cows are such cute. They're so easy to like attack. Dude,

one of them, it, it, I mean, the thing is that, it's the way culture happens to. There's the way, like,

whenever I was on a farmer of Puerto Rico, they were like not brutal to the cows. They would treat them really kindly than they would kill them. And they'd kill them. I mean, that's all like, but they weren't brutal than that. That's all. They loved them. The average farmers like that,

it's the industry that treats them like, right. Exactly. Yeah. Where they'll like throw a cow into like a fucking blender that they'll bend its legs back. They'll break its legs on purpose then throw in there. I've seen some crazy contraptions and I'm like that is not. That's just medieval torture devices.

That's not even necessary. I definitely saw my own. They'll put it like a fucking iron made it for. For no reason. That's how we get the milk out. Yeah, yeah. And it's like, dude, like, you see some of these machines. There's like, this isn't even like efficient.

You know what I mean? This is like one building for one Iron Maiden for one cow. Yeah, for one. This can't be. This is not good real estate. The fucking spikes get fucking really dull after two cows. Like, fuck, we got to sharpen it again. Get the good wet stone to sharpen it again.

And the cows are like, what's going on over there? Yeah. It was weird. It isn't. How the hell did we get here? They closed doors and cows faces. Oh, that was my fault because he said male cow. But I don't know what the fuck we're talking about before that.

I have no idea. How heavy a heavy tooth of 44 ton baby was. And then I said a male cows maybe like two tons like like, like, why are we talking about a 44%? Oh, because of the case of Anthony versus the 44 ton baby. And then going back to. So Jubilee. Right. Okay.

So we reversed. We went back. We find it. Our brains are on fire right. It's crazy. It's because I've been taking alpha braid. And you wonder why you can't taste anything. You wonder why you're sick.

He's killing himself right now. He's like, oh, I can't believe it. Have you been taking anything? You're like, no. Just alpha brain. No? Isn't that interesting, Jamie? I mean, nothing.

You tell them alpha brain, they're going to rush you to the fucking operating room immediately. He's going to take out an elephant rifle. Send this man to Dubai now. where he could get medical care that will help him and then prayer Joe just senses it no they're trying to take one of my patients away

no take one of my patients he breaks him through the wall grabs the guy holds him into the origami plane flies him away he get the upgraded version that's crazy

it's just alpha cum alpha cum so Jubilee oh my god eats the cup so they had What is it? What was it?

10 Trump supporters versus Sam Cedar? And he went on. Sam Cedar again. Sam Cedar's from the majority majority report, right? Minority reports of the movie. Yeah.

Which it's too close. It's too, yeah. It's a play on words, but you're in a dark zone. We say that it's like where this, it's this snark tank. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have many times people have, like, commented like, Shark Tank on our show? Yeah, I imagine so. It's kind of amazing.

It's like, whoops. My name is Black Ace on, um, on PlayStation, and I get called blackface all the time. It looks, I swear to. I found out first glance. I should have made the A-CAPL. No, not on first glance. On every glance.

On every glance. Every time I read your username on PlayStation, I see Blackface in it. I see it. It's because I'm also black dude. It doesn't help that I know, yeah. Why would you do that? I should have made the A-Capital. That would have been better.

That would have helped a great deal, yeah. Now I don't even use my PlayStation anymore because of the fact that I hate being called that so much. Play everything on PC. So I suffered through PC gaming, getting my ass, just to do that. Damn. I think mine's black love in 69, so I'm not that far off, but it's not. That is such a...

Yours is stupider, but also definitely better than mine. Yeah, it's not blackface. Jesus. Well, Chris is, I'm that nigga 69. It's crazy. Yeah, I had to change it. You had to change it? Yeah.

I just changed the number. It was 9-11, and he made it 69. That was 9-11, you changed the 6-9. It was lowercase X, uppercase X. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas,

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Uppercase X or Lowercase X. I like that. That's my favorite one I see the upper lowercase X's. It's classic. Nisalgic. Every time I see it, I'm like, yeah. I remember. I know exactly what those people's hair look like.

You know what I mean? Like anyone that uses that, they have a specific haircut. Do they? I hate everything that you do. They'll use, they'll spell brutal with zeros. Like, instead of you, they'll be like brutal. Right, right, right, right. They're those fucking guys.

Nostalgia, I missed that error. Those fucking guys. Anyway, going fucking Xbox 360 and get called everything under the sun. Check your voice messages. Did they, ninn, ninn, d, did, did, did. There's a story with it. Three hour long recording. So I call you the N-word.

It's crazy. Oh, man. I wonder if I have any messages. Like, I have it. Do they save them from all of your old previous ones or no? I think so. Look, if you can still hop on Mono Warfare too,

I feel like all those servers are still like. So if you still have your account, if you can figure out how to log in on a 360 or even on just like a, even on just an Xbox, a modern Xbox hardware and just like open up, because if you open up old, if you open up Xbox 360 games,

you can press the start and select button and it'll open up the normal, like the old Xbox or 60 kind of like dashboard or whatever. Right. You're lying. No, you could see your messages. Oh my God. I have some gold in there.

I was getting Xbox Live messages on 360 as, like when we were living together at the Avalon. I was still getting them. Yeah. Which is hilarious. Like, ding, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig. Yeah, it was exactly that, yeah. I have some gold ones back there. My friend and I would send messages to people and then block them in media so they couldn't respond to us.

And it's like, oh, yeah, we're shit. We were shit people. That's such a shit. It's terrible. It is so funny. It's evil. And then we would. laugh about it and it's like what the fuck

was I on. It was a good time. That's good. It was a good time. Oh man explains it. It's all lower accurate. My whole entire progression to me being a I'm just like a very borderline piece of shit is all just been documented by me. And that's how we get that's how we got here.

That's exactly right here. Yeah. It is how it is the lineage to Casey Anthony versus 12 12 babies. 12 12 babies. 12 babies. Well, it's handling. Well, it's either, Casey Annie versus 12 babies or 12 Casey Anthony's versus one very large baby. Right, right.

You think the baby could beat them? It really depends on how large babies because the baby might just like roll over or like projectile shit up its back and like really fucking do some damage to Casey. All the Casey Anthony's. Imagine how much toxic damage you would take. That is a lot. A giant baby shot on you. Yeah, because that's primordial shit. It's probably pure shit, but it's probably not as bad, but it's still shit.

I think it's like, I don't know. There's something about. about baby shit that's the words man it's explosive no something about it like because also i think it's just you have this visceral hate of like happen to like deal with this thing all the time yeah i think we have that because we don't have kids i think when you have kids it changes it just it's just what it does you know if you're gonna take care of it yeah hopefully yeah i think in your brain you're like this is maybe like what like a year two years yeah you're just kind of like you're just kind of waiting the clock out i would imagine at a certain point yeah yeah so they can do it's got postpartum depression

you're just like you know? The idea of the character The idea of close grip elbowing a baby in the face is so I was watching that video of her like talking about like how her like accusing her dad of like all this horrible

Oh yeah well shit and the dad's like He's just like bewildered Like bitch I fucking lied for you What are you doing? Bitch we killed that poor dumb stupid baby for you I fucking I fucking pin this on Like that nigga, like, he's, I don't know how he's not in prison.

Oh, you should be in prison. Because he clearly like, well, I saw it. I saw they did a lie detector thing or whatever. Can't those. I know they're not a misoble, yeah, but. Yeah, but like, he came up pretty, pretty perfect on both of them. So like, I don't really know what the fuck. I don't really know what the case he had anything is.

I just know she killed her fucking baby. Oh, she definitely did. And she partied after she did. She killed her thing. She, uh, it was very suspicious. The way it means she left her house with a package of some sort, got in her car. gone her car drove off and then went to a party immediately. Look, it's just weird. It's just weird as OJ. Let's just be real. It's just is weird.

Yeah. It's just as weird. And then there was some not guilty things happening. Okay. We, we, but culturally, we know. We understand. We know. Okay. So, so Jubilee. So Jubilee. Right? So Jubilee happened. They had Sam Cedar on. It was the same typical thing that they always have is like 10 Republicans versus, you know, one progressive. And one progressive is Sam Cedar of the majority report. and, you know, I watched some of it. There's one clip that, that I saw one clip and I was like, I'm not watching this. And I was, I'm wondering if you know what clip it is. Which clip is it? So there's a clip where he's, he's talking about how government agencies don't pay taxes. Right. And how government agencies are funded by tax money.

And the guy goes, that's not true. Yeah, the guy's like, yeah, I saw that part. And he just, he does, I mean, God bless Sam, who's very. he's clearly a millennial or like a low Gen X, whatever. Yeah, yeah, Gen X. But he's like, does that look at the camera?

There's like a full like gym. Like it's just like, why am I here? And then he goes like, is it? What month is it? And the guy actually kind of stutters a little bit. It's January. Yeah, it's like, okay, so we can agree on that. And I was like, I'm not watching any of this.

It's too infuriating. It's too embarrassing. Like I get secondhand embarrassing. watching these people being so fucking far out of their league to where Sam comes with all these facts, right? He's like a fax machine. And he talks about this. Like, oh, within 2021, the child poverty was cut by like 45% stuff like that. And the guy's just like, no. Well, the guy was just like, I'll just, I'm going to have to look at it. Like he has nothing because he doesn't know. He has no reference. He's like, that guy was clearly a guy from a socialist place. Resism went fucking

ape shit crazy. Yeah. Duh. But he's giving, he's showing. him like straight up socialist policy that worked and he's like yeah it doesn't work and it's like dude what do you to me to me to not understand that gun well to me i just looked at it was like dude to not understand that government is funded by taxes just like i don't i don't even know like what there is left to even talk about at that point you know what i mean like that's such a fundamental like basic thing that like if you can't understand it then it's like what the fuck else would it be fun like it does it makes no sense like we take a loan we take a loan from uh outside entities like the federal reserve sure and then we're supposed to pay that money back but we're

supposed to be self-sustaining with taxes it doesn't work obviously that's why we take a loan blah blah it doesn't matter but the thing is that's so weird to me is the people that are here that have absolutely zero idea how anything works and i wonder i guess it's the producer's fault to where this is exactly what they want. Oh yeah, they want like, they want that clip. Yeah. Of some dude treating another person like an idiot.

Yeah. The crazy thing about that clip, though, was I took some screenshots of some of the dumbest fucking people. And this is just a, this is just proof that these people, conservatives, when they're consuming with quotations, content,

nothing's happening. They're waiting for somebody that they look up to tell them what they just watched. Right. And how we know that is just took some screenshots of these fucking, like say, here we go. Cat turd.

You guys know was Cat turd? Oh, yeah. One of the dumbest fucking people on Twitter that clips flops on everything. Yeah. So he's screenshoted the clip of that, they're talking about the DEI stuff. The guy with the glasses,

I think he was the same of the January. I think it was, yeah. They were talking about DEI and he was, and basically Sam, was arguing that these things were absolutely necessary. The thing that pisses me off is do they, do you, these people, I guess because people are telling them that, the, like the, the grifters, the D.E.I. things are there unnecessarily.

They don't need to be there. It's like, no, like, can we just think about this logically? Their own, they only exist because out of necessity. Like, why would a D.I. program exist for zero reason. But that's what these people are being told. But that's a weird thing. Imagine, like, say, Oh, these safety measures, OSHA exists for no reason. You know what I'm saying? Right. I mean, we're on that. We're on that fast track.

Literally, we are. We exist in that world where that's going to be gone in a year or two. Right. But I'm just saying that this is what these people think. Like, there's no reason these things exist or something. At least that's what they're being told. So Katterd was just like. They also just don't know what it is either.

Right. Right. Everyone, they attach it to race too much and it's like, it's not simply that. Well, they think it's like, oh, you're going to hire. You're just going to hire like. Because they're just that. No, it's just. you're putting the job out to everybody

and maybe minority will get it, maybe not. But like the point is that... The point is that everybody's aware that the job exists. Whoever gets it, whoever gets it will be someone certified to get it. But what happens is that so often other people that are certified

don't get a chance to get there. So that is the big problem. It's a very basic thing. Systemic racism. Well, they don't believe in that. They don't understand. And that's where this all falls into systemic prejudice.

Unfortunately, they only don't believe in it is because they're being told not to believe. giving it, but they know they've experienced it themselves. Or say even myself, just working at New Egg, I experience how systemic racism works where this is the Chinese company and they hired a bunch of people that are unqualified, just their homies.

And then the meritocracy is completely thrown out the window. And it works the same way in white spaces to where they hire their homies and it's like legacy shit. And then all of a sudden there's somebody that's really qualified that's brown or a woman or something. And they're like, no. And they're like, well, DEI is going to open this up to where they don't. to say no and just give it to their white homie. And they've experienced other instances of it happening

and then they try to deny it doesn't happen on white spaces. And I'm like, bro, come on. Well, it's like this show. This show is the opposite. This is just like I know these guys. These are weird enough the most qualified people to do any of this. Of course not. I disagree.

I disagree. What happened is in this space, we're not actively trying to inform or better a social experience, you know? I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. That's why he shouldn't be here. Even in a podcast since I'm like, we're doing such a shitty job, but we're just, we're good enough to work. We're just likable. It's organically growing.

It's organically growing. We're not doing anything to help ourselves, really. No. But hold on. I want to talk about this. So Matt Bender took a few screenshots. So Kat turbed from that conversation, he screenshots the fucking guy with glasses, the conservative. But because of his glasses, I guess.

game things, glasses threw him off. And clearly, if he heard the conversation, I don't know how you got confused on who's who. But cat turds, like, liberals are so dumb with the screenshot of this fucking guy. Oh, yeah. And it's like, oh, weird. Another one, this guy's like, that look you get when you know you have to debate a brainless, witless social justice warrior clown whose IQ is mid-50s. And he says, this is the conservative. Oh, no.

I'm like, did you watch the clip, you fucking idiot? And then somebody says, he's the progressive, actually. The guy you're calling the clown as a conservative. Whoops. And the guy just says, really? He sounded like the adult in the room, loll. And I'm like, so you're just hearing sounds. You're not even absorbing anything that's being said.

Like, you can't get confused if you watch the fucking clip. My favorite part was the girl that was like, we should have a more xenophobic culture. And I'm like, you said that out loud. That's okay. Yeah, people are getting pretty comfortable. You said that out loud in front of people, we should have a more xenophobic. She said, isn't a melting pot simulation is like, did you just say a melting pot? A melding pot is a melding.

It's not a simulation. It's unification of any. I just think... Simulation. She said simulation. Oh, assimilation. Assimulation. Sorry.

Simulation. And I'm like, these people need to get like... Hey, man. You know, whatever, man. Like, it's insane. Like, put something in the Kool-Aid. Like, it's really getting insane. It's getting zany.

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Jimithy Joe They need to get Yeah Look man A lot of people Are much more comfortable Now with the with uh My heart goes out to

And all this shit They feel much more comfortable I think it's There's some politicians Now In certain districts They're just What's the name of the guy that did it

Mike something The one that just did it At the thing He was like I don't know There's a there's been a lot of them Yeah Like they had that C pack

They did a C pack And a bunch of them We're doing it But like he did that There's politicians That hopefully just being like Oh yeah Like we should just

We'll look out For white interest and stuff Like they're not even They're not even You know how they would do it sublimitably? Or they would use some type of... It would be like dog whistle. Right.

No, they're just like, I just do it because they know they're not going to get fired or anything. I was like, this is, oh, cool. We're in a really cool era, aren't we guys? It's very epic. Yeah. He does it like low-pians. I'm glad Casey Anthony's back.

I'm so glad she spot... How funny is that, though? She's calculated. She's like a harbinger. You know what I mean? Yes. This is that because I'm like, oh, man. Things are feeling really weird.

right now and then she's like it's time yeah and then she fucking you saw the fires of hell and she just like got up in her car and she filmed a video in her car she stepped on her baby's grave twice

and I was like alright let's go get some work done the little tap dance the thing that upsets me is that what a hoodie is that oh it's a it's an old fucking metal band they broke up

animosity looks like a Knexon doesn't look like a trials of Osiris it does looks like a destiny hoodie this is some shit that Osiris would have I mean hey maybe somebody

from a that game is a fan of, this is like, oh, we were just talking about Keen Pill, there was, uh,

one of the sketches, um, dude couldn't laugh. And he was like doing his best to like, try to hold his laughter while his homies are all cracking jokes. Oh, that's right. And then when he finally laughs,

like, it's like, let's out this screech that like starts making their ears bleed and they all die. And, um, at the, at the end, it starts playing the mass effect three,

uh, score. Yeah. And I was like, it hasn't even the reaper said. Yeah. And I was like, bro,

what the fuck? So clearly whoever did that is a fan of mass effect. Yeah. And so it's possible that because like I would do shit like that too if I was, oh yeah, I would do it all the time. Yeah. If I was like working for some random company, just sneak my own shit in there. Well, Cyrus is gay. Is he? Yeah. Is he gay? Like literally or or which was kind of gay? I thought he was just Egyptian. Both. He's Egyptian and gay. I mean, I guess that's yeah. Yeah, you got like a beautiful pharaoh eyes, you know? That's basically what happens. All the Egyptians were massive cocky. gobblers. I do this kid in school who like he looked

he looked like, he looked like, he looked like, he looked like, he looked like, his eyes were like, like, like, Egyptian drawn eyes. Like it was ridiculous. I was like, you are the, come out of the womb with fucking, uh, eyeliner. Dude, he just didn't look real. Nice. But there are there, I was like, what the fuck are you? Like, what is going on with this guy? It's fucking fascinating. Did you kill him? No, he was fine.

Oh. Did you kill him? I was wondering. I didn't say you should or should and I was wondering if you did. Would you guys do Jubilee? Oh yeah. Nah.

I wouldn't do it. What's the point? I'd do it with you guys. What do you mean? If we're like all in the snort tank versus what? Who? Starting versus like fucking I don't know like a fucking raging retard. I'd be like.

All three of us versus one. It's just us at a table and then a guy like tried to hit us. From a cross. Hey man. Chill. Chill. Jesus. I would laugh my ass up.

No, no. No, I wouldn't do it. Like there's no. I don't think. there's really a point. There isn't. There isn't.

I think those conversations are necessary to have, but the problem is that Jubilee is absolutely not the setting. Oh yeah, not in that format. Like just so absolutely understand. But the problem is that debate is ruined. Like the way debate happens now is just so not correct. There is also the fact that like there are people, I don't know, man, there are people on that show that I've seen multiple times where I'm like, you don't believe this shit. Yeah. Like you're clearly like playing a part here.

And so like what's really the point in this? That's true. It's like, I kind of don't believe, I don't know. How, I can't believe that there's someone stupid enough out there that believes like, oh,

yeah, the government is not funded by tax dollars. Because to even be in that room in the first place. Well, yeah. Like, how do you even disagree with, you know what I mean?

Like, I don't believe that that guy's real. I think of it in the way that the producers, they're like, we need, we need morons. We need absolute morons too. Some people that don't know what they're talking about.

And then so they talked to that kid And they probably asked him some basic questions You know he completely failed the screen And they're like great This guy's perfect We should do it I just I guess I don't feel like those are legitimate idiots And it's here too

You think they're like just actors Not necessarily actors But I feel like they're just they're They have an opportunity to just kind of go out And you know It's like an in joke with their friends Like their friends know Oh so they're playing a like

It was kind of like It was kind of like Oh let me like Pretend far enough to where I can infiltrate and then maybe at some point be like, oh yeah, I hate you all. It doesn't strike me as authentic. I would love to do that with you guys.

We all go there. We just talk to people. Well, I know he would, he absolutely, like, he's invited on some of the weirdest creatures that he wouldn't, even knowing that we disagree with him, he would invite us on the show for sure. I don't know if he'd fly. No, not Timpo's podcast.

Are you still talking about Julie? I'd get physical. I can't go on Timpo's podcast. I would get physical about it. I feel like physical on Jubilee. I feel like if all, because I think if the three of us, like, if we were like all there, like, doing the thing, we would all be laughing.

The problem is that we're not, we're not, we're not an authority on anything either. We're not authority on anything, but we're also definitely not the progressive people that should be. Well, if they wanted to, you know, like we're not the brand.

I disagree. We're not the brand of progressives. I disagree. I feel like we're the exact right type. I don't think we are. I think we're what we need, what people need to hear. I think we're not.

Like, because they're not getting like, Sam Cedar's so fucking professional. Yeah. I think they need people like, one thing, One thing that I know that would get a lot of, I feel like a lot of the conservatives that are, they're just holding on to edginess that.

And if they just, if they just knew that there was people like, there's plenty of people like us that are center left and beyond. If they just knew, it's almost like they don't know that exist. Right. And if they knew they exist, like, oh, these guys are just like guys.

I want, there's regular people and they're chill. I wanted so deeply for Sam Cesar to be like, you're TARD? Yes. They need that. I don't think that he talks in natural life, but he's like, I can't. I don't think so.

I actually think he's a pretty buttoned up guy. But like, yeah, I don't know. It all strikes me as like, that's kind of the problem now. It's like I don't really, everything feels like not real or everything feels like inauthentic. It always feels like people kind of playing up for the camera. Because why wouldn't you, I guess? Yeah. And so why not have fun while everything's like crumbling around you?

I feel like we'd go on there. We'd make jokes. And we'd just make, we'd be like, oh, because I feel like eventually like maybe a minute and somebody says something like, oh, you guys are fucking actually retarded. Holy shit. Yeah, well. This guy's retarded. I can point him out. I continue, man.

I love here in Trapped or. I love hearing Tart speech. Go ahead. Whatever. What's next? That's crazy. I don't know. Whatever.

I think. That's really the only thing that like I can think of that happened in the last like, I don't know, a couple days. Well, I do want to mention something I thought was interesting. Yeah. was Sam Bankman Freed. He's the guy That did the FTX scam Remember all those celebrities

Were promoting all that shit? Yeah, so there was a crypto scam As all crypto is Pretty much, mostly. Where there was like a crypto thing Where like a bunch of celebrities got in on it. Larry David famously did the commercial for it Where like in the commercial he actually recommends people not to do it Which is so funny.

It's like he wills himself into the most like appropriately written for him situations that exist. It's insane. Yes. He gave like an interview where like like an idiot I did it. But yeah. So like this is many years ago now. This is like what like 2017, 2018? Something like that. It was a while ago. It was 19. It was no later than that. It was something like that. And and then but you know, obviously it got it went to hell. guy's name is Sam Bankman

Freed Yeah it was funny him and his girlfriend Yeah Did you see him and his girlfriend They're like you know Kind of busted up looking And people would put them side by side And say it was basically like the wish

Version of Ethan and Ila Because like it was because Ethan Like he has curly hair when he grows it out And like it was like That guy has Sam Bacon Fried His curly ass hair And the girl is Fulf

Sam Bankman Free's girl like, oof, you know, like, not to be rude, but she's fucking ugly. She's busted, bro. Speaking of it. But like, they would do that. Hold on. We're not getting there.

We're not getting there. If we're going to go, we're not getting there. We're not getting there. So they found a Sam Baker and Freed's Google Docs of what he was going to do about his situation while he's in prison. And one of the things, it was like, you can have Google Docs in prison? Apparently, you can have a lot of things. I've, there is so much.

I don't think I understand prison. Neither do I. Nope. Anymore. Because people. have access to so much shit that I just don't. I mean, it's so easy. People, cell phones and shit. People,

people are betting. I was playing Marvel rivals with some dude in prison. I mean, yesterday. You probably were. Yes. Okay. Yeah, I mean, it honestly wouldn't surprise me at this point. It seems a lot of prisons, the lower insecurity things are, they just.

Is it like considered like cruel and unusual, I guess, to remove somebody from the core fabric of society to the point where like when they come out then they're just like not acclimated to technology so like they acclaced that might have that part of it in our lives that would be shocking it no I feel like something it has to be monetary it has to be

oh like you get to pay for like yeah it has to be prison plus yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah monetary and like they see your behavior and stuff you're totally right I think I think that's actually probably what it is it has to be they're not gonna when you've heard like a privatized prison be like we're gonna take it easy all these guys

Good point. So on his Google Docs, and I thought it was so funny, and it's very close to what we're just talking about, because I'm thinking that a lot of these, especially the conservative ones, like Charlie Kirk or whatever, they come on, these people are obviously fucking grifters. They don't stand for shit. You know that they have all these skeletons in their closet, blah, blah, blah.

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help me get out of prison and so one of the the the ticks on the google doc says uh come out his uh right wig and uh get on Tucker Carlson show oh so people are like oh the playbook's there how funny and uh just recently he had a fucking Skype and this is what I'm saying he's in prison he had a Skype interview with Tucker Carlson would tuck Carlson's doing the you know the always doing that face like I'm like what do you like he dude just a nine iron to the face like this nice

underhand swing but yeah it was crazy that I'm like oh so he actually made it he's doing it and in the interview he said that uh because he gave uh Sam Baker Fried wanted to be a really close to the the in politics but he went

the first the Democratic route so he was donated money to, uh, to Democrats. And then, so now that he came out as the right wing, he said, no, they stole my money. They stole my fucking money. And so he's, he's on his way to rebuild. And it's going to work because it always works when it absolutely shouldn't. Oh, yeah. I, I maintain the fact that, like, like, if Jared Fogle had gotten caught, like, way later, he would have been fine. Yeah. If he just knew, like, oh, yeah, I'll just come out as like a, a MAGA guy. Yeah. And then it would be like, well, he's clearly not a child rapist. No, they're just, they're just,

They probably framed him. Every time. They're just persecuted. Every fucking time. It's crazy how much it works, man. Yeah. It's like... It'll be my playbook.

It would not, 1,000%. If any time I get in trouble for like some bullshit, it's like, why not at that point? Yeah, they, they persecuted me. Who cares? My right wing views. My, I'll buy Trump stuff immediately. I'd be so upset at you. Amen.

And man, what are we got to do? I'll buy you your house. Yeah. I wouldn't accept it. Yes, you wouldn't. I wouldn't. I wouldn't. You'd be stupid.

I wouldn't accept it. I couldn't. couldn't do that. Why? I couldn't do that. Because I morally couldn't accept a fucking house you got from like... I don't believe you. You don't have to. I won't. I'm gonna tell you. I'll be honest. A year ago, I may have not have accepted it, but I'm in a different path now.

Like where I just, I'm so disappointed with my countrymen, at least like half of them, you know, that I'm just kind of like, whatever. I'll take dirty money now. Like, what are we sticking to morality for? I can't. It's like an outdated system. It's a complete disadvantage to be moral and to be truthful and believe in justice. Yeah. You guys are 100% right.

But like if Spider-Man was really being MAPSat at me if I did that, so I can't do it. As gay as that sounds. What about what about the hypothetical reality where Spider-Man is- Don't tell me. Don't do this to me. Where Spider-Man is created as a way to instill morals into people so that they do not fight back against deep injustices against them because to fight back would be immoral. And it's actually been,

and it's actually been this like massive sciop to kind of gaslight you into thinking that heroism is actually just being completely docile. Yeah. And a pacifist. But I wouldn't consider myself in the face of absolute danger. I wouldn't consider myself an exactly docile or pacifistic person. I'm just not going to accept your damn near blood money. What isn't blood money?

The money I know I didn't get from hurting somebody. How do you know? Because on at least the surface level, I know I didn't hurt someone to get it. Maybe layer two is fucking littered with blood. But layer one, I'm like, I'm just making jokes. Oh my God. I forgot that the old Marvel creator guy's name. Stanley?

Stan Lee. I couldn't remember the first part. That wildly progressive nigga? That wildly progressive? So here's the thing. Hearing him talk, he actually kind of blew my mind. Chris. what if

Stanley was Cointel pro it was kind of like it was kind of like a sciop to where he made people he made people with all this great powers just all this stuff what Stanley understood that what America needs like say

the like one of the founding fathers one of those gay guys said that the tree of liberty needs to be watered with the blood of tyrants every now and then and all these all that evil needs to thrive is for good men to do nothing.

Like Stanley understood this and he's like, no. So we're not, we're not going to water the tree of liberty and turn people into revolutionaries to keep evil at bay. I'm going to have people believe in heroes and believe that somebody good enough will stand up and correct this injustice with, you know, because they have great power. No, that's bullshit.

So he knew that we would do nothing and wait forever for somebody to actually be a fucking hero. Stanley is actually an even, person. He's an absolutely one of the worst people in history. Arguably Stan Leavle. Stan Leavle Yeah, perfect. Stan Leavle

is the dumbest fucking big guy I've ever fucking heard. Exaltio. What was the other thing he used to say? Nuff said. Nuff said. Nuff said. So it's Stan Level and Stan

Lovell? Stan Lovell Love Love and Love Love and Stan Leavlewold And Stan Lee Good And Stan Lee Good and Stan Leeville

Sandley good and Stan Leeville That sucks man Stanley good and Stan Leeville I just I really think that guy was like We're gonna find a diary and he's gonna be like I hate everyone I hate everyone equally I like the idea that we haven't found that

Yeah, I know, right? How long he's even dead for? Like, uh... It's been a while. Going on 10. Going on 10 soon. Close to 10 years? No.

Going on 10, so maybe like 7 years? I have no fucking idea. Can't be 10. Like, because he was... Seven years? Seven years? Seven, I believe. I met him once.

So it's like... Seven, I believe. 10 seems like insane. It's going, yeah, it's going. Because like, 10 would be... He died over out here. He died. He died.

Definitely. He, look. He did. I'm suspicious about, even when he was in kind of bad health, he was still going to, like, local. He was going to like Frankenstein shit. I mean, they were. They were, they were parading him around.

So here's the thing. Was he just... Faking? Actually, he wanted to go to the dirt. He wanted to go to the ground and not stay in his ivory towers. He wanted to make sure that everybody was hurting, like, personally. He wanted to see people's pockets being thin. I have very few heroes, right?

I have very few people that I really like... He's like Mother Teresa in, like, the hospice care. Yeah. Where he like, he gets like... of sick thrill out of like watching people die. Yes. And slowly like that that was a crazy. By the way,

her revelation was insane. That, that Mother Teresa shit is fucking awesome. I will say awesome. Okay. It's a Teresa and probably because she's a woman is the one of the only iconic characters that their character is completely disparaged and no one looks up to her anymore.

Yeah. Like I don't hear anybody say anything positive about Mother Teresa. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Unless it's like intentionally outdated. Or it's like, what are you, Mother Teresa? And then you just kind of ignore. Right, right, right, right.

Because everybody just kind of gets the general premise. But you know who hasn't, like, say Christopher Columbus still gets flowers? And you're like, who gives them flowers? I guess the Italians. There is, well, actually, I don't think they care about them, actually. Yeah, the Italians actually specifically don't care about it. I think they do care about him only because he's Italian, nothing more than that. No, but like their only day.

Like, literally. Like, their only day. Right, but they're annoyed by that. Like, they just, what they, I've spoken with it. And they're just like, just give us an Italian heritage stage. Oh, no, absolutely. Yeah, yeah. What are you doing?

Christopher Columbus is gay. He's fucking super good. I think, I think probably actually think that he's gay and therefore is a bad representation. He's their only, he's their only holiday. I feel bad for them.

We don't have a holiday. Well, we have no, we have one now. We have two. Who? Well, we have one specific.

Juneteenth. We have Juneteenth and MLK. That's technically. Mulcais is not, that's just his day. Yeah, but he's like king, he's like king,

he's like king megro. So of course, He's like king If anybody's king, it's him He's a king, he's the most legendary black person ever It's him and Kutakeet He was powerful The fictional character Kuta Kite is actually not fictional

Kuta Kite is not fictional It's not fictional If that is true Alex Haley, the guy that wrote roots The story is actually about his family lineage Is Don Quixote? Is he fake? How the fuck would they know that?

You could still have records of slavery And stuff like that and then verbal stories going by A dead series. It might be some some like fiction to it. I'll look into it. But like I swear to God, Alex Haley's a real person. Look, I thought Kuta Kuta was a Pokemon. Kuta Kuta.

That's insane. Nice. What was you saying? What dumpster were you saying? I was saying is Don Quixote a real person? Is that like that's entirely a story? I think he's several people. Oh, it's like, he's like stitched together. He's like Lincoln where he's like a...

No, he's a real person. He's just stitched together. It worked. Oh, literally. a bunch of people stitched together. He's our, he's our, like, he's, he's, he's king Hispanic. We're still trying to figure out how, uh, how to do that. It only worked that one time. Yeah, it's just like a complete freak accident.

Fucking Frankenstein-ass fucking Hispanic person. They just stitched together a Hispanic guy, pushed it, a, he slipped on an acorn or something. He, like, he wrote on, like, a donkey or something, or what was it? Is Don Quixote, Puerto Rican or no, he's Mexican? No, I don't think Puerto Rican isn't technically a thing. Really? Yes. Really, actually?

I don't know he's Portuguese. That's impossible. He's Hispanic. I'm pretty sure he's Spanish. He's a Spaniard for sure. Like he's not Puerto Rico's two new relative. No, he was not in fucking

He was, he was European. He was not an island. I thought he was like a Latino proper. Yeah, what was he like traipsing around Puerto Rico? Like, would that take him like 10 minutes? Puerto Rico's pretty small. A horse said it take him like an hour and a half. Let's let me make sure.

Puerto Rico is an hour and a half. Dude, actually. Having a fucking jocks going around Puerto Rico. terrorizing these fucking poor taino people. Puerto Rico's smaller than New York City. It's way small in New York City. It's much small in New York City.

Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids' feet. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary.

If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well. I need to lay down. and you know that's not normal for your child, then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Hear the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy.

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Marie Callender's what having it all tastes like. Well, New York City. You know what I just learned? It's not even bigger than Brooklyn. I didn't know that Quixote was spelled with an X. Yeah. I actually didn't know that specifically because I remember being a kid and being fucking confused. That's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's mehos speak yeah I mean it's also like

yeah yeah yeah yeah I just didn't fucking looks cool it does like people named cholo I don't know anyone named cholo you don't know anybody at no name cholo like the dogs named cholos that makes sense I just I feel like somebody because usually the parents that were around when cholo were around hated cholo so why would they name somebody cholo that's a Mexican-Mexican name like you're from Mexico Mexican I guess so okay because I mean far enough all of their things have X in it for like the cool fucking serpent shit I see

Oh I see what you're saying yeah yeah yeah like a little Caesars for Mexicans Mexican Mexican Mexican They'd be like soapa so yeah I haven't got some crazy bread It'd be like soapa sopa sopa I haven't thought about crazy bread and fucking forever dude it's like poison but it's good I haven't had that shit in the wild I'm sure it's poison I don't even know if I could taste it Oh that's right yeah there's no one might be able to taste it Perfectly ladies. It's not good for you.

Yeah. This is not as insanely bad but I can taste it. You might your stomach's gonna feel something. I'll tell you that. You're like, hmm. Anyway, should you move on to some questions?

It feels like someone shot me. It feels like someone shot me in my tummy. I meant if from not having little seizures for like years and then having it is probably like a death sentence. I imagine your stomach that I fucking hate you. I haven't had little shoes in a while. Yeah. It's like why. I can't even remember that.

Because maybe when I first got out here, maybe. We were like older adults now. We have some money. And so why would you, you can buy, like, if you're going to buy cheap pizza, you can buy pizza that or dominoes. Like, you don't, you don't need to buy little seasons anymore. It'd be insane. Little seizures. Well, little seizures.

It's good. The duck that's made all the time. Yeah, that's an old. That's an old one. Did you ever get little seizures at home? Like back home and near? Never. Why would I do that?

Exactly. Why would I do that? It was always so funny whenever we would, whenever I would drive by one of those ways. Who the fuck is? Who's buying this? It's like getting dominole because it's not even really that much cheaper than a normal pizza. It's no, it's cheaper. It's definitely cheaper.

It's definitely cheaper. In the city? Definitely cheaper. I don't know about that. A full pie is definitely cheaper. Upstate a full pie is expensive. I mean, I don't,

even the city is full. It's more, it's not, it's not wildly more expensive, but it is more expensive. Like a full pie is like what, like $13, 14 dollars when we were, when we were like in our early 20s?

Sure. Those are just like five bucks. That is technically much more expensive. But like, why would you do that? There was a place I used to go to that we would get two, we get two large pies for 15. And it was like, that was dangerous time. I missed New York only for shit like that.

Anyway. And the rats. And the rats. I miss the rats. Dude, I've seen. I've said, I've said this multiple times at this point. But like, I've seen so many more rats here than I can't even understand. Really?

Like, I don't understand. I think it's because like in New York City, they're in the suit in the subways or whatever. So like you're, and they're more acclimated. So like, they know to stay away. I think it's because people here don't walk as much. People aren't on the street as much. They're driving usually. And so, like, rats aren't as acclimated to people walking until they're not as afraid.

So they'll just like, yeah, I'm on the street. I'm in a trash can. I'm rummaging around. I'm screaming at a raccoon. Whatever. I have definitely seen more rats in New York than I've seen here. But I also, like, I spent my, like, young years in New York City. So I would see them in the subways.

I would see them, like, every time I go on a Metro 425, I would see rats. like just on the seat next to me being like hey what's going on you know I get a good slice around here like in this shit like this like fucking damn their master splinter type shit I've seen three rats ever in New York City I've seen a lot of rats man

although one of them was crazy because one of them came through the toilet in the Bronx and I was like that's fucking scary that is a fucking terrifying That's gross I've heard one coming down the stairs so loudly from thumping it was so big that I heard it coming down to stairs Well it's a mouse No I was a rat

What I'm saying is like it's an animal It's not like a fucking roach or something. Well, it's a lot. I mean, to be fair, like... It was making noise. I mean, you can hear roaches technically if it's quiet. I've never... Why do you talk?

I guess it happened to be very quiet. You never heard like a big roach, like... You never flick like a big roach across the room and you hear it? Well, you can hear the thud. Like if a big roach falls or something, yeah, I'll hear it. Can make contact. But I thought you meant like it is walking. Because that...

No footsteps? I was like, I was like, that's like that. Ew. Ayo. Dude, big roaches scare the fuck out of me. I'm not even afraid of it. of bugs. I'm not like genuinely eternally afraid of bugs. Like I like

caterpillars. I let a caterpillar crawl on me. Sure. I like butterflies. Not a bug really. But they are. I know what you know what I mean. Yeah. Like a roach touching me I'll be like gross but I won't like freak the fuck out of even spiders. They're diseased up the ass. Even spiders right? Spiders are different. Like spider craws on me I'm not going to freak out. I'll be like oh let me get this off me because I don't want to potentially kill me from biting me. But like I'll guide it off of me but like big roach is springing towards me. I like teleport out of frame.

Have you had one do that? Yes. That shit's horrifying. Why do they hate you? In our old building, where we went before last. I stomped on one and it sounded like... No. Avalon.

Oh, yeah, yeah. I stomped on one because it jumped at me and I freaked out. And I like, I locked eyes when it followed the way it landed and stomped on it and it sounded like somebody opened a can of soda. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman

and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget, or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas,

talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary.

If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to, mom, dad, I'm not feeling well I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child, then it might be tied to give them a medication for a fever. Hear the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts.

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This is That horrifying I don't It crinkled Like it made A audible noise And I was like This is so disgusting

And I ran out I am so I am so Whenever I hear about people Like stepping on bugs And they're making noises I'm like Because

I feel like it has to be so fucking big To make a noise Or like bones Yeah Or slow You know what I mean Like you have to like It's slow

So you can actually Really hear It not just like Like say something that's really heavy like say that you know those I don't forgot what they're called they have specific name but those crates on docks

that you know the Oh like the shipping containers shipping containers If one of those Crushed a human You're gonna hear the sound of the thing Smashing but you're not gonna hear The human crushing because it's just so much weight

Just flattening it I think you will I won't be allowed I think it would have to be very slow To hear I think you would hear I think you would hear Something like that

I don't know you mean. I think you hear the sound of the person's insides getting shoved out of him. I don't know. I don't think you would. I don't think you would, man. In the idea. All right. First of all,

to even engineer, to even engineer the situation is insane. Because you would need something to lift. Yeah. A shipping container that is heavy enough to crush a person, then slowly lower it. So there's clearly like metal creaking like, like, like, like, wires, like tension.

And then to slowly lower it. do it to a person. A little pushback. I love the slight pushback. That is always my favorite in everything. It's like the last bastion of just like human excellence. Of like you just got this literally like holy shit. Look what humans could possibly do.

We could max out our power. We could really do some impressive. He's got a 44,000 ton shipping container. And he's somehow managing just a little bit. There's a moment where the machine is like stalling and he's just, yeah. And then it's just done. Yeah. Yeah.

So that's me standing in the doorway during the explosion trying to protect my family. Well, listen, I wonder about people. That's so stupid. Containted an explosion. Like, like as if it's like. a physical field. I'm just holding it back.

So dumb. I think we have power. I think there's power in us. So my asses. There's a moment that we can stop it. You think you could stop a tornado from spinning? Where am I like holding it in place? You go to the smallest point of it and you grab it.

And you're just like holding it. And then for a second, it slows down and then it treads you. And it just spreads it. Have you guys ever seen So dumb Have you guys ever seen a tornado Like in person?

In Florida yeah Shit's insane I saw one I really cannot believe it When I first saw It's gross Yeah It's mortifying

Yeah You've seen a hurricane A hurricane? A hurricane? You ever seen a hurricane? No I've never been in one I mean Yeah

Now have you seen one Like the forming of one Like over the water Oh no I guess not It's terrifying looking I was in Myrtle Beach and my grandma how much we saw one like in the distance

she was like, we're leaving. And she gathered us all up. We were on vacation as a family. She was like, we're leaving. It just looked like darkness, but swirling over the water. Was that late 90s early 2000s? It was definitely 2008 or 9.

Oh, eight or nine. I remember seeing like a hurricane, like being in the middle of a hurricane and like late 90s, early 2000s in Florida. And things were going crazy and were like, all right, we're going to drive away. But I don't remember like what, I'm sure.

sure some Floridian will know which hurricane it's insane dude the fucking and they're getting worse I love that they're just they're getting worse isn't that cool yeah we're gonna get some cool hurricanes just getting weird over here too where um I you know I've been here on my life and I remember the the strongest

wins were about 2009 one time the wins were pretty fucking crazy but it still was nothing of what just happened I saw that in our comments right we were I was watching something right and we were like hey man dick what's got up because me I uploaded the um my sole episode without video

and that's my apology I should have recorded my videos when I did it but I uploaded it and people are like yeah man they're just interested the last three months

we've been talking this and it's like dude two months ago there was like a huge fire in California like a huge situation that people didn't know

if they were able to stay in their areas sorry about the infrequency in our upload I think we've been doing pretty well recently but like that period of time

oh the fire shit was crazy people were thinking about like if their homes are going to be intact oh sure like my my father-in-law and

Lily's my mother-in-law they were like, what happens if our homes burned down? Yeah. You just have to restart living and you gotta keep paying your mortgage too, which is insane. I didn't know the other than to keep paying your mortgage.

I wouldn't do that. What the fuck? You technically own the property still even though it's fucking char. Yeah, that's funny. So, you know, like it's the people that are paying their mortgage still for not having homes anymore.

I have a argument against buying a home in around this area. There are very few places where I would even feel remotely comfortable buying like a permanent resident. You know what I mean? Like genuinely what? Like Montana? Yeah.

I'd buy one in Vegas. I'd buy a home in Vegas. Yeah. Yeah. Nothing. I don't think a lot of businesses in like Arizona and Vegas probably because the weather doesn't, it doesn't ever get too extreme. I'm sure at some point it might, but it would probably be less less than what's happening.

in other places. Yeah, Vegas weather's not inclement. It's really hot. Yeah. Yeah, right. It's not inclement weather. It's just, it is extreme climate, I guess.

Yeah. But that's about it. It's hostile. It's really hostile to humans, but like your property is going to be fine. Yeah. I wouldn't buy a house in Florida. I wouldn't buy a house in California.

I wouldn't buy a house. I wouldn't buy a house. I wouldn't even do it in New York anymore because of how fucking fucked up the seas. Dude, the cold front that went through there recently is record low colds. Very recent. Like, I think it's

happening now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Things are, it's so cold, it's insane. Yeah, and it's like, people aren't seeing pigeons because the pigeons are dying. Yeah, they're like, what the fuck? Like, what's happening? The pigeons are going away, which is fucking. Oh, shit, it's killing.

They're the most New York, New Yorkers possible. They're like, killing all the plague animals. That's cool. They're like, fuck out of him, man. Well, the rats will be fine. The rats, oh, because they're barren. They'll make a rat king. There, yeah, they'll just warm up with the rat canes.

Yeah, and just get bigger and bigger. Nope. Yeah. Reservists. They'll make rat kings out of pigeons. Can you imagine? I can actually Racking.

I can very vividly imagine it. Hey guys, did you guys have a This is It just reminded me because we're talking about pigeons Uh

A video has been going on people's Recommend's recommended on YouTube where it's just called Hawk Tua and it's like a 17 year old video And all it is is this guy

I can't remember what It might be somewhere in the New England area I can't remember But it's just a hawk eating a pigeon Whoa It's like on this It looks like a chimney or something And it's just holding a pigeon down

Just you know Just going to town on it But it's called Hock Tua That's so weird Yeah And everyone was like this They could do something before we did Then people were trying to figure out

What does this mean And it's just randomly circulating Because it made it on my recommend It was like what the fuck is this Is that bitch still around? I actually don't know I know she got in trouble With like a crypto thing

Yeah But that was the last She came back for a second to do a episode I guess it wasn't supposed to go live and they fucked up what's that idiot? Faze Banks

because he's like into all the crypto shit because obviously Of course. Yeah and I hate that I There was like so many scumbags I used to talk to and it grosses me out Not really?

I just talked to that idiot Fais Banks? Yeah What? Yeah I didn't know Fais banks He randomly fucking He was one of the people

He's probably Fais Banks was like kind of like a wigger You know To where I think he just saw me and he's like, I want to connect with the black guy. Yeah. Well, he was kind of, he's one of those,

he was one of those white dudes that like try to be a little urban and shit. Obviously. Yeah. So he reads that way. I think he saw me and he just gravitated towards me because he just wanted like some like cred and I'm like, I'm the wrong guy dude. Like it's not. There's no creed here at all.

Yeah, there's done. Fucking, uh, what was that guy, uh, that fucking creep now? I'm Adam 22. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like that.

Like I fucking did a, uh, a, uh, Twitter trash with him. That's right. Yeah. And hung out with like, like, have these weird fucking friends and they were doing that like cup thing it was like really popular for a while you remember the ball cup thing

the ball and a cup from like the depression yeah whatever that thing is when the ball it has the string and you get to like yeah you catch the ball and I was like that was like a big thing and I was like what the hell was going

that's like a great depression era game you're telling me it was sort of popular in the 20s I think are you serious it made a comeback it's just like at some point when I was in high school Hackie sack made a comeback.

And there was all these groups playing Hacysack. A lot of our friends played Hacysack. Did they? But to me I'm like, guys, this is like, this is like cat activities. You know what I'm saying? Like, this is fun for two minutes tops.

This is what you did before you had Resident Evil. You know what I'm saying? What are you doing? I did an ultimate frisbee and like, absolutely. No, I played football. I played football too. But I played ultimate frisbee

because I didn't want to fucking hurt me. You said that like, no, I'm not gay. That was the implication I mean I played football too But like when I didn't want to get fucking landed on I'd play like ultimate frisbee Well see we're stupid And the teachers make don't do don't do it

You'll get injured and we like you know hurt ourselves still Playing tackle football That shit turned me off immediately I was like this is so insane Having someone run into you For an hour and a half a night No I've ever have friends of mine

We tried to put together like an ultimate frisbee league And then we got sued Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that. the thermometer's kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling

well, I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child. Then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Here are the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. For delicious meals, you could go out to eat or spend hours in the kitchen. Or you could just make a Marie Callender's meal. Yeah, you heard me. Marie Callender's classic chicken parmesana bowl is delicious with scratch-made marinera sauce, creamy mozzarella cheese, and no preservatives.

It's high in protein with 30 grams per serving. Marie Callendors, what having it all tastes like. What? Yeah, because Frisbee is like a brand. And so you're supposed to call it Ultimate Flying Disc. You're lying, right? No. Well, I'm lying, but like I'm also, I'm 50% lying.

So there's truth of-frey-50% lying. You can't call it a Flying Disc. What is it? What part is a lie? It is a brand. So, like, technically, like, every flying disc is not a Frisbee. Right. It's like Band-Aid almost.

Right, Band-Aid's a brand. And so, like, there are places where, like, it's just like, this is ultimate flying disc. And you can't call ultimate. That's crazy. I definitely play. But we did not get sued as fucking 14-year-old. Can you imagine? By Jonathan Frisbee or whatever the fucking name is.

Yeah, I definitely play with him. This fucking Frisbee helicopter came down. I thought it was mad. He's in a Frisbee? He's just, losing his finger. I hear you're infringing on my copy. He's floating around toilet. at you.

He's fucking losing. He's so dizzy. He's going to only fly at a Frisbee. You're that dumb. I miss playing off. That's what it was fun as fuck. Frisbee was kind of cool. I liked, I never, guys,

are boomerings real? Yes. Have you ever, I've never got it to come back. I've seen a real boomerang like a weapon one. Let me reinforce what he's saying. I know, Exactly what you've been

I've never seen real boomer No no no That's not necessarily what I'm saying But like I understand what you beat Where like when I see a boomerang active Yeah It doesn't make sense to me Dude I have at all

And I also just don't understand The impetus in creating it Like there are weapons No they were I've seen I've played with real boomerangue It's probably fun like both both thing right It's fun but it also can really hurt I guess Yeah

It'll kill the fuck out of somebody. It'll kill the fuck out of you, I would imagine. I've played a real boomerang. I've seen one of them. I've never really threw one because I was scared. I didn't want to, my friend was like, you have to put a glove on. You have to put your arm up and catch it.

But if you fuck up, it'll hit your arm, it'll hit the fuck out of your arm. It can break your arm. And I've played with a real slingshot. Real slingshots are insane. Yeah, absolutely. Because they're also. They're damn near.

The pressure is, yeah, it's insane. Yeah, a lot of those things, like real shit is, yeah, real shit versus the time. I know toy boomerings don't fucking work at all. I understand that, but I was just like, it's so weird to me. And but, you know, shout out to the Aborigines, no? They made a lot of weird shit. They made a lot of weird shit.

I had like a native friend who, like, he had like a fucking real boomerang and that shit was crazy. Could he actually like throw it and catch it? But he'd have, he'd have like a sort of glove thing on. Yeah, it's like a falconer fucking glove. I guess so. You might as well have a fucking falcon. Yeah, might as go have a pet, have a fucking war beast. A fucking falcon.

with a boomerang. Yes. I bet that's so stupid. That's the ultimate war tool. It's just like, and then it's throwing boomerings at people and catching it and shit. It's in picking the rise out. I feel like it's amazing.

Because birds waste so little. The woman won't come back with a torqu and hurt the bird. It'll probably kill the bird. You only get to use it once. Having, having like, I just think the idea of a man equipped with beasts and simple weapons is peak human. Like having a dog,

having a spear a horse a nice boomerang of some sort a dog and a horse A dog and a horse Is the dog on the horse too or No the dogs bite his horse aside I feel like they're two similar animals

I know they're both You can only have one mount You can only summon one of them at a time Yeah And for travel you summon your horse I have a horse And for combat you summon your dog I actually want to mount my dog

I think you just said that But if I can have a a giant doggy, I guess that'd be cool. If I could have a horse and a falcon or something. That's pretty, that's iconic. That's a great falcon just sitting on top of the horse's head just like, yeah.

Gliding its nails clawed into its skull. The horse is like, the horse is like, enduring it because it's a badass horse too. So it's me a new, neo, me, no, me. A horse is in such a bad mood. Horses is pissed.

He doesn't understand who's to blame. Fucking hurts. What is this? My human needs this, so I have to do it, but it really doesn't fit. The horse goes. It takes off his horses off. Ew, it takes its horses off. I always hated that, the image of that.

Yeah, that's great. The deer's taking off its freaking things. Have we done any questions? No, I was going to get into it. Oh, yes, that's, that's, uh, uh, we should get into our questions over at Patreon.com slash a snark tank. Remember, you can go over there and ask your questions. and then we'll answer them probably $5.

No likelihood. Now I know that I know that we have some audience and I think I've noticed this generally this is happening generally in different places too. It's something on sacred as well. A lot of the tariff stuff. There's some Canadians who have had to unfortunately like we're you know

we're pulling out. I get it. I've seen it happen. I just want to say yeah, fuck this place. I hate it. I fucking... Like, are they boycotting American products?

Yeah, yeah. So, like... And some people... And some people have said, like, yeah, you know, we'll come back when, like, you know, things are fucking whatever. Once they know what's going on. Yeah, and I get it.

Well, I mean, for the other reasons, a little premature, I'm be honest. But if you're just boycotting, I completely understand. Because, like, you don't need any, like, preemptive. You're just like, nah, I can't support the American products. I'm like, I would be doing the exact same thing.

Yeah, yeah. I get it. Fuck you for, like, making my life a little harder, but, like, I'll start with it, you know? Yeah, yeah. I get a stand on business. I did want to mention that because I think it's interesting.

Yeah, not. It makes sense. I get it. But anyway, so slumpy wrote in. Slumpy. Shlumpy. And he says, In a recent episode,

Chris made the erroneous claim that Breaking Bad ended and it's still good. Better Call Saul ended and it's still good. There's no bad Better Call Saul spinoff in relation to the DBZ still airing. Well, I agree with a statement.

You are wrong and gay. Go look up slipping Jimmy this instant. That's right. I did forget about this. The show, they came as a kid? Yeah, there was like some fucking weird. Slipping Jimmy? Yeah, so there's like a...

Animated thing, right? It's like four episodes or something of like some like animated show that like they, I don't know, AMC just signed off on. And it's terrible. It is, it is terrible. Slipping? Slipping Jimmy. That sounds wrong. No, it's, it's real.

That sounds... You can look it up right down. Like, look it up actually. It is actually... Slipping Jimmy sounds like some... I thought it was funny. Sounds like a pervert or something Because that was his name in Better Call Saul

It goes slipping Jim. It was slipping Jim. But yeah, like I did forget about that in my bad. However, I do want to mention that is 2 out of 10, damn 2.7. Yeah, it's really bad. It's like some animated sitcom. Oh.

About like young. Young Saul Goodman. It looks like Comedy Central. Yeah, it looks like Little Bush or something like that. It's slipping Jimmy You look like a Yeah

You guys ever see the clip You ever see the clip of Better Call Saul in Japanese No You've never seen the Better Call Saul Japanese No No why would it What are you talking

It sounds hilarious What do you mean by that Like what like so it's a Japanese Dub of Better Call Saul What scene? Is it the chicanery scene Where they're in the core room I think it is that scene

Let me see Better do Sorka-d-Doo What are you doing? Dida Pyrishima Hero Hereas I am

I'm Did you find it? Hey In second So hi Anyway I just wanted to mention that Because you are right

I did forget about slipping Jimmy As of course one would Yeah, That looks awful What is that? Okay, so it's okay, it's I love how anime it is. Okay, yeah, it's, this is not,

is it, this is just a different language? Can I ask you a question? Turn on. We get it. Unless there was about to power up or something. Oh, okay. It's like a destiny in Japanese. Freaking, um, what's his name?

The battlemaster, uh, one horn. I don't know, I don't know. Shacks. Okay. Shack? Lord Shacks in Japanese. Or Shack. He's so far.

fucking hype. But you do understand that that's because we don't speak Japanese. Oh, yeah, of course. I want to So this is the question I want to ask you. Is it, do you think the people that always say that the subs or the original is superior? Are they referring to the emotion that's coming out? Do you think it's that?

Probably very likely that, yeah. So I think a lot of it is, ultimately, it's people. And to be fair, like the original dub is probably in all likelihood, like nine times out of ten, it is probably going to be better than like whatever dub you're going to get in some other country because it's the original fucking obviously. Like the English version of

Breaking Bad is the best version of that show probably. You know, you're probably not going to get like a Spanish dub that's particularly on point. That's going to be like better, it rarely happens. Yeah, so maybe on occasion it can happen. Like I would argue that like the English dub of like Dragon Ball and Dragon Ball

Z are fucking really good. Like specifically just from an actor perspective. I think that's the thing. I think it's all just a simply the quality of the voice actors. Sure. Yeah. And I think oftentimes the Japanese voice actors are just better than a lot of places. Do you think, do you actually see this is my question? I feel like often. When I listen to them like it a lot of times because I'm trying to be objective, it reminds me of what I just heard where they're just, hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions

that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy. counter. In this episode, all about women's health, Amy Lynn Saffity Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications. There are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle,

get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. For delicious meals, you could go out to eat or spend hours in the kitchen. Or you could just make a Marie Callender's meal. Yeah, you heard me. Marie Callender's classic chicken parmesan bowl is delicious with scratch-made marinera sauce, creamy mozzarella cheese, and no preservatives. It's high in protein with 30 grams per serving. Marie Callender's, what having it all tastes like. Very passionate and sometimes in scenes where I'm like,

hey can you like dial it back a little bit like I'm looking at the character saying anime I'm looking at the character and the character's kind of being very calm but the voice is like a lot more harder it just more and more engaging it would be like Mike Erman Trout if he was like

Kondakta Kudia! Yes that's no that's not Mike Kerrardt at all it's just like so they're going to use the I know who they're going to use for Mike Erman Trout it's the same guy he's like it has this very deep I don't know who is.

I know exactly. I know exactly what you. He's in like, he's like really famous. And like he would use him. But he's so like, I just feel like this, it's so engaging.

And I guess it would be better to ask this question with somebody who's just native. Speaks the language. And it's like, give me, you speak English and Japanese and like, give me your take on just like how they performed it and not. I know a total of two people that speak Japanese. Yeah.

Ever. No, no, not ever. I know that person's sister, but I'm only friends with Tubu speak Japanese. Yeah, I don't know anyone personally. Like, I, I, what, adjacent to some people that spent time and then they picked up the language, I don't know them really. You know what I'm saying?

I don't know them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I don't, I can't really actually talk to somebody and, uh, because I, there's always been that trope that like, say, uh, like the, the dubs. Because I feel like dubs are pretty good now. And when I look, when I listen to old, I'm talking about old back in the day and why I think they're painful. They're fucking so bad because they hire like one person to do everyone. voice a lot of times they would just be terrible way back in the day and I feel like a lot of people are still going off of that and saying that like oh the the dubs are yeah so I'm like I don't

there's a performativeness to the idea of just like oh it's an English dub so it's bad it's like I don't think we're in that era anymore I don't think so yeah I think what happens is that the English dub is going to always probably have some heartbeats or kickups when there's just not like because you have to go if you're going to make English dub you have to go and actually alter the video to a degree I think as well too. You specifically can't actually Well you should So things sink up a little better

So things have like the proper sort of punch And when you're saying it That's what I think dubs in general Have a little bit less I see what you're saying about that There's a little bit of There's more difficulty To execute it the best possible way

I understand what you're saying with that It's to me it's up to the translators To make it fit Oh yeah If they do a bad job of that Then yeah the actors fucked The actor's fucked I think one of our best

for one of our closest friends is a, one of your good friends too is a voice actor. And his every piece he does is very good. So I'm like, I don't, I think now, like, that's falling on dead here a little bit more. I personally, I think I just like watching some more. And I like watching some more now because I'm so used to it. Okay. It's not that it's like better or anything. I'm just like, I grew up.

I think that's how Jojo is. I think it's the same thing. Yeah. She's so used to just watching like the OG and just throwing the subtitles on it. Like, yeah, fuck it. Yeah, I can't do it. I get it sometimes, but like I'm just like My problem is I multitask man

Right, and it's just like I'm not gonna Like I can't fucking read it I'm missing everything Yeah, I'm basically not watching it if I'm watching it Yeah Because I get it because like that's how I watch That's how I watched anime when I was younger When I was like in my teens

I'd watch anime everything would be sub Because that's back when things would take Forever to come out dub especially too So I'd be like I guess I'm just gonna watch this now I guess Yeah Yeah I do miss it Oh, interesting. What are we got here?

Curious. Curious. Okay, but seriously, what the hell is wrong with KSI's forehead, rodin? That's crazy. What's wrong with it? It's a six head, that's awful. That's a 46 head, man. I have a big forehead.

That guy's forehead is outrageous. Yeah, yeah. I got like a five and a half, I think. I have a three head. I have a particularly small forehead. You have a Marcus Phoenix four head. You have a market. Dude, that's crazy.

No, I don't. Stop. That's crazy. You do. You do. I had a fucking faded line. My hair line was so far back when I was young. I don't know what they were doing.

Like, why were they doing that to me? They wanted to give you more forehead, I guess. For what purpose? To give you an actually weird. Stop. I don't look weird.

I just have a small forehead. I just have a regular. It's like a three head. Hey, it's all good, man. You got it. You got two and a half. Dude, you got a two and a half head for sure.

You're like a dog tail for it. So what I'm Now that my hair lines are receding A little bit right here So it definitely looks even worse I got a I don't know why

I don't know why he would line me up like that And I'd be back here And I'm like I guess it happens A terrible fucking hair line Maybe your head got squished Oh that's probably Did you get like uppercut at some point?

Several That can't happen Several If you get uppercut it It can move your hair line Yeah And also move your brain out of Everything just stays in place

When you get hit You get that fucking Sprunch face I'm getting hit And your face stays like that You're like You're like Oh did you ever like

Fall asleep in like a tanning bed Yes I'm black Because that'll like melt Kind of like I've never even Chris do you know A single black person

That's a tanning bed in their life I don't know I don't know if I know anybody Who's sat in a tanning bed You know a few people Well I don't know I don't know of it No

I guess Yeah But no, I've never That's insane That would be very funny Especially you I would just get cancer So funny? I'd probably just get myself cancer

I'm so No you're blocked Your skin you're not getting skin cancer No way I hope not Not you No If you got skin cancer

That'd be crazy actually You're gonna be like a heart attack Yeah the heart attack sure Yeah I'd be very upset If I got skin cancer I'm like What's the point of my skin then

What is the point I think about that in general About like just this When I realized that the sun could give you cancer I was like what are we doing? Yeah This is like a really dumb I think we're very obviously

Not native to Earth I think like the creatures that like No that's ridiculous Yeah I think I think humans Uh huh What predate like the bacteria That whatever that landed here That became life

Yeah where are we from which one? Just not from here I don't know probably somewhere else Why would you say that? Name which one name the galaxy we're from I don't know nigga Come on no name it I don't know fucking far away

fucking a land before time the lab before time galaxy because to me I just I remember that being like the sobering moment where I was like oh because you always hear that like especially growing up in like a church environment you'd always hear like oh it's like this place is perfect

made for us you know and it's like the sun gives you cancer that alone that was all I needed you know gravity hurts you eventually oh yeah it crushes us It's crushing us at all months. Oxygen, the thing that we breathe in the most, too much of it will kill you. Yeah, it's all.

More than half the planet is uninhabitable for us. It's most of the planet is not even over that. Because most of the temperatures are not meant for people at all. And then the places that are like the ocean, we can't be there. It's one of those things. And then the temperatures of places we can't just live there either. Look, man. We are foreign.

We're just here. saying it's like I remember being a kid and being like this is not really adding up dude like I don't know if I'm and then like what really got me was like oh I'm allergic to the trees oh yeah hurry like what are we doing are we who's convinced by any of this we're not meant to be here it's one of those things that you can say and then you cannot think about it for five seconds right right is perfect then you just got to leave it alone it otherwise it was like when I thought like being a porn star would be dope. And then my substitute teacher immediately dismantled that.

He was like, really? No. You want to be a show pony? Your substitute teacher dismantled that for you? Yeah. You weren't that dumb kid. What do you want to be a fucking star? Yeah.

I want to be a fucking star, man. I'm like probably like 15 or something. I'm like, yeah, I'm going to, you know, be a porn star. I should be dope. And he's like, nah. And then within probably a minute, he completely shattered that. I was like, oh, yeah, that's something awful. Well, he was like, he was like, he ever thought about, like, have you

ever thought about that as a career? Like, like, seriously? and then he was like, all right, so you're going to be in a room with extremely hot lights. A bunch of people are staring at you. You're going to have fucking a script. You're going to have, like, he was basically breaking down like all, like, probably he, I don't know if he worked on a set and he was just like just having flashbacks or something. He was just talking about like if you've ever done anything like what we do, you have a slight idea. Now put fucking into that scenario.

And it's like, oh yeah, that actually sounds terrible. Your substitute teacher told you this? Yes, he did. So he was, funny, he was the soccer. He was the, no, cross-country guy, and he would do substitute teaching. And this was my English class, so English 2. Man, that's a dangerous conversation to have, like, I brought it up, to be fair.

Right, but you understand, right? Yeah, it's not great to touch. In, like, in, like, 2015, like, your substitute English teacher- Oh, no, fucking, your job's gone. Your job's gone. Yeah, telling you, like, don't do porn. Like even if that was good advice, which it is. It is. It's like, you don't talk to them about that.

Yeah. What do you do it? Yes. Oh, so my era, absolutely. What was this? Like 90, early, early 90? So if I was, uh, 2000, 2004? 2003, 2004, right there.

That's still pretty surprising. Yeah, it's, well. But I get it. I remember that time. Some of the teachers were still pretty openly like, oh, yeah, we know these teachers are banging students kind of a thing. Oh, dude. That was still happening.

I had a chance to bang one of my teachers and I just didn't. She fucked other kids in the school and I was like, I'm not gonna do this. Yeah, I didn't. I should have done it. That never, so the, the female teachers? No, you shouldn't have.

I know, I know, much. You was hot. I should this, much of this. Especially me at that time when I was going through, remember the clip? You saw the clip that got shared of when I talked about my cousin.

I was like, yeah, nigga, you're not gay man, you just. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. You just a nigga. You just a nigga. Right, right, right. Me at that age, doing that would have been way.

You'd be fucking insane now. You'd be insane now. On my young psyche. You would have killed someone by now. Yeah, you would have been like your own case in anything. Yeah. Or you would have actually been... How?

What I've killed myself? Yeah. No, you probably would have just, I don't know, found a kid and killed it. Or you would have turned into that actual police sketch. That would have been you. Just like you... That's the fucking Dr. Jackal, Mr. Hyde version of me. That is the...

Wait, we got... You are the... You are the... You're the Mr. Hyde? I'm the Mr. Hyde? I'm the Mr. Hyde. I'm the Mr. Can you imagine?

Yeah But other me must be really That must be a good guy He just looks like evil You know he's Hey you want some candy for real You know like he actually wants to offer like kids candy Right he's got a van full of candy

And he means it He means it Yeah He's got candy and vaccines and puppies for free He's got an LLC He's got a van with like a good Like a logo on it Yeah yeah yeah

Yeah it's not busted It's all like Cards There's nothing sketched about at very lit areas, very much so engaged the parents first before asking the kids to come over. He's like, here you go, here's a puppy that I signed for. Which is all the food and everything the child that's going to need

to have a particular diet. Right. So this is like, uh, that N word. My face constructs back. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about women's health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms.

When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications, and there are a few lifestyle modifications. they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. For delicious meals, you could go out to eat or spend hours in the kitchen, Or you could just make a Marie Callender's meal.

Yeah, you heard me. Marie Callender's classic chicken parmesan bowl is delicious with scratch-made marinera sauce, creamy mozzarella cheese, and no preservatives. It's high in protein with 30 grams per serving. Marie Callender's, what having it all tastes like. That's him, and then you just walking by with a live league shirt. I can't wait for death.

destruction. So this is your doctor Jegel? That's my doctor. Me being, imagine finding out that you're the you're the fucking Mr. Hyde. You find out that you're the bad

version of you. What if it's just what if it's just Dr. Hyde and Mr. Hyde? Dr. Hyde and Miss. How's that work? You're just the same.

You're just, so I guess you turn into a different person but like it's basically the same. Like you're point of a day. That's such. That's such reductive Storytelling

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jekyll Sorry Mr. Jekyll. That's so like Imagine this whole concept Was just like Not itself It was just the same thing

Instead of it being a Venn diagram It's just like A circle It's just a circle Slightly Moved over Yeah This one is afraid of the dark

99.9% he clips It's like two criminals But one of them is afraid of the dark. Yeah. That's a great story. Yeah, it's a great. I think it would be a great film. You go from a murder rapist to a murder rapist who doesn't like swimming. Did they caught Jack the Ripper? Did you see that? They didn't catch him. They caught Jack the Ripper? Yeah, they did.

They caught Jack the Rippus? He's fucking bones at this point. He's dust. Do you ever they got him? Yeah, you got me. They found out exactly who it was? Yeah. It was actual factual? Well, I mean, I, from what I heard, yeah, they seem to have got it.

Some guy. Put him in court. I like the idea of the imagination where it was a woman. Do we not talk about this? We did last week. We did. I was just, but I was impaired.

I was like it being a woman. I wish a woman was Jack the Ripper. Yeah. That would be an amazing twist. Ooh, Jacqueline. Jacqueline the Ripper? Jacklin. Dude, that would be a...

She'd let them fuck her and then she would just fucking squirt on them and cut them open. Okay. Well, we're gonna move on now. That's the next question. Yeah. So we got carried away by Ksai's stupid forehead.

So what the hell is wrong with KS His forehead? He said, Supp my politically incorrect racial epithets. I'm going to write this one again because you all hearted it, but didn't read it last month. That was probably my bad. Not a question, but more or less a follow-up on how names can determine

how a person will develop. I agree that a name like Simon will most likely lead a person to become a nerd slash geek. I also believe that the same name could influence a person differently depending on the country they're born. For example, if someone's name Simon in Columbia,

pronounced as Simone Simon. Simon, yeah. They are more akin to become a rebel because that might because they might be influenced by Simone what is it? Bolivar?

I don't even know. The man who led the rebellion against the liberation of Panama, Ecuador, and Colombia, etc. That is true. I pronunciation is, I would argue, the main key of it. Yes.

Right? Whereas like Simon. You know. You got it. Simon. Simon. Yeah. And like say over here, that's nerdy as fuck.

In the UK, it's very standard. There's a billion Simons over there. Just regular guys. Exactly. Yeah. Or even just something like Christopher, like my name is just so like bland or whatever. Right. But like if I was like in Spain, like I feel like Christobal, like hearing that, just hearing it with that like intonation would be a lot more like exciting to me.

For some reason. Yeah. My dick would be like 12 times bigger. So it would be four inches. That is the most micro microbeats. I'm so sorry. Hey, man, you know. I wish I was good at doing math in my head.

So I could be like, how big is your dick? I have to do it on the calculator. 12 times. I'm going to divide it by fucking 12. Yeah. I don't know how you would do it. I don't know what that is. You got to divide it by 1,200%.

It's so medial that it's not even worth doing at that point. Like 12 divided by 4? Is that what it? It's multiplied by 1,200%. That's fucking crazy. I'm too bad at math. I don't know to do it. No, I don't know what the answer is in my head.

I expect all my stuff out and do a understanding language and writing and, you know, not misspelling every fucking thing that it is. But I can't do math at all. I expect mine out to being fucking obscenely schizophrenic on purpose. You speck yourself into schizophrenia on purpose? I'm not here. All right. I'm not here so much so that you're not here that I'm not here. You don't even know you're not real yet.

You think you're real. I'm supposed to say to Frantic, you think you're real. No, yeah. I mean, I do think the phonetics of a name is more, is technically more important than the name, I guess. Yeah, if you're from a place. But it's arguably like what's the difference at that moment? At that point.

If your name is the N-word in the future, where N-word's kind of cool. What do you mean? If your name is the N-word and it's like in the future- Like, not even with like an accent or nothing? No, it's just your name is it. When's that going to happen? You should do it.

You should do it first. You could be the first. You should name your kid. The first brick out of the wall of the Berlin wall of that of that slur. You're the, you're the trendsetter, Derek. Go ahead. Yeah, even though it's your idea.

Yeah, yeah, I'm blessing you with the idea. Oh, okay. I'm Prometheus and I'm giving you fire. Oh, Jay. You're so generous. Yeah, here. Thanks so much. Here, take it and run.

Here, name your kid a slur here. Here's my, my, fucking. my gift to you. Name your kid a slur here, here, hurry up. And my kid, the N-word, is going to figure out, be the first real necromancer and figure out how to resurrect people. And what he's going to do is going to kill you by cutting out your liver

and resurrecting you every day since you want to, you know, be Prometheus for real. Exactly. I have the fucking birds chew on my liver every day and I'll be like, I'm so happy I made you, N-word, you're here because of me. Is that the story of Prometheus? Yeah. He's actually a good dude. he got fucked over.

He gives the humans with the knowledge of fire. Well, I know that. Yeah. And then he was like, you stupid bitch. And then he makes...

The gods trip on him. Yes. He did a good thing for humans. And he's like, hey, we didn't want them to be this cool nigger. And, uh, yeah,

so now he gets eaten every day. His liver eating every day. That's fucking a little... It's really fucked up. It's a little extreme. What makes it funny is that in history, it's so insane how history is so heavily misconstrued because like in history

Hades wanted nothing to do with that and they made him be involved. What are you talking about history? No history. In mythology. It's still historical technically. Technically it is history. At a certain point people thought this was real. So it's like you choose or else I'm going to do something worse to him and he's like bro what? Why me? My nigga? What? I'm just trying to live. I really want to get to this question. Oh we haven't finished the question?

Well the question was just like bringing up names. Yeah. But I, I cannot, I don't want to forget this. Okay. This is good.

And I think we have, we have some pretty, we got some pretty good answers, I think for this. P.P. bone me now, got six sticks in my ass and I'm thinking maybe, and it cuts off.

Oh, right. That's the name. He wrote in, he says, excuse me, or excuse the double dip. But if you could put a three,

if you could put a three minute gay sex scene in any movie, what would be the best movie for the most cultural? cultural impact. Oh, that's easy. Is it? Yeah, it's very easy for this. So when we talk about cultural impact, I got a perfect one.

It's going to be fucking Star Wars and New Hope. It's going to be, you know, if you suck me now, I am going to be the gayest. Basically, instead of being like he's going to be more powerful than you can imagine, it's just, they just fuck for three minutes. And then he disappears in the clothes?

And then he fucking just, he's gone. That movie would never succeed. And you know how different. History would look very, Star Wars. But there's a crazy thing to think about, but it's really true. You know that or we become less bigoted much quicker. Huh.

How so? Because everybody was already captured by all of the cool space shit that was happening. Like this is fucking amazing. I've never seen anything like this. And they've also never seen anything like a three minute gay sex scene. Yeah. And there's like... Would you do it tastefully or would you do it really gratuitously?

So I'm thinking... thinking to keep it in the lore it'll be like a robot dick right okay and then like say oh ben's just gonna lift up his cloak just a little bit you know just to expose his butt cheeks just a little bit so it'll be

kind of soft core right okay so it will be a little tasteful but the thing is um James Earl Jones is going to be like really you know it's going to be getting louder they're going to increase the decibels and stuff Like every minute. So it's just like really, ah.

Ah. Oh. Oh. You know, and like, so it's like. I feel like that's a very accurate impression of whatever, of whatever that would sound like. Especially how he sounded in the first movie.

Yeah. Yeah. So it's just like really more of, it's just more of James Earl Jones. Ah. Ah. Yeah. The first movie, the first movie isn't as filtered. Oh.

I like how he sounds in the last two movies the most Ew I don't know He has like a very whimsical Oh, Alec Guinness? Yeah I talk as if I'm a pixie falling down the hill Yeah

Give it to me nigga Give it to me black nigga He's not black He's not black He's not black He's not black robot Oh Ooh

Okay Which one would it be Yeah for you Oh, man, I don't know. Star Wars really like a kind of powerful. That's a, that's a really good one. Because I think it's the best answer. Because it would make it out the best. Yeah.

He's fucking tongue in that shit. I have a good one. Go ahead. Forrest Gump. Oh, where? Forrest Gump. I haven't seen that movie. Lieutenant Dan, you ain't got no legs and he starts sucking the fuck out of his dick.

He's like, you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan. And he just like fucking throws him on the bed. Oh, my God. And he hits the bed with his little fucking legless ass. Like in the hospital? No, not. in the hospital. When he's like, when he's in New York and he's like, he's going to fuck the girls.

Oh, and that. And they leave. Like, how you got nice, he falls off the bed. And he has a climb back on there. And he's like, I'll help you out, Lieutenant Dan. And he starts blowing the fuck out of him. He just fucks him. And then he sucks him.

And then he gets AIDS and dies. Whoa. Instead of, um. Oh, shit. Because he's gay. Gay and. Yeah. I forgot that was a little.

That was Lord. Well, I mean, like, his, his love interest, uh, allegedly. It's happened. We all say it's age. It's age and she was fucking black people. It was definitely a. Yeah, she was fucking all the niggins of the Black Panther. She was getting tossed around.

It's a great fucking movie, do you got to watch it. Which one? Forrest Gump? Yeah. I think I get it, you know. I really think you should watch. It's like,

it's not seeing that movie's pretty crazy, but I mean, like this is you. It's just like actually, I don't, there's a lot of movies. I'm like, yeah, skip it, who gives a shit?

Yeah, yeah. This is a movie that I'm like, damn, that's a fucking good ass movie. I'm sure I'll like it. It's just like, I think as a kid, I was just like, why am I can't? As a child, I remember specifically being like, I'm going to watch a retard run around. As a kid, makes sense. Yeah.

It's so. I interact with like a bunch of historical figures that I as a child have no context for. It's like, oh, JFCK is like, who's that? Yeah. You know, like, I thought it was a fun movie. That's what I saw when I was like, oh, this is a fun movie. I think he shows his ass to Reagan and then Reagan fucks him. I think that's actually.

No, he's like, where'd you get wounded? And he's like. And the butt talks, nigga. I say niggs. My best friends are nigg. I mean nothing by it, though. I don't have any ill words. I have it. What do you got? So I would, for the most cultural impact. Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script.

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really a movie. Oh my God. You know? That would become like, it would be just like the long tracking shots. Yeah. That they pioneered. It's like, oh, well, it's got to have a tracking shot because that makes it cinema. Oh, it's got to have a three minute gay sex.

And I think it would be with his sleigh. Yeah? Yeah. It would be with Rosebud. With Rosebud. Right, right. So that's how he dies at the end. That's, he drops it when there's come all over or what?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So he drops. He drops the snow globe in the throes of ecstasy As his somehow by the way Sentient Sled is sucking him

Sucking him dire It's so fucking stupid The world would be so fucking different Orson Wells would be like a completely different person Oh yeah He'd be Orson swells full of cum It'd be good at like Toy 30 Yeah

Um So I have a I have a Runner up Okay So in hereditary, right? Oh my God Go to the next question That's the good one.

That's the next video All right, let's see Let's see here All right Shit on my balls, you're the piano man Nice Stupid Nice

Shit on my balls You're the piano man he wrote in He says Hello, gold, Frankenstein, and murder. You mean gold frankincense? What did he put? So he says, hello, gold, Frankenstein, and murder. That's funny.

That's cute. That's confused me a little bit, honestly. But you got me. He says, what's the longest you've ever had to wait for a new installment in a series you loved slash a game or like, you know, game movie book or whatever? The wait for Winds of Winter just past 13 years. years for a song of ICE and fire people and it's been maddening. It's over. Like stop worrying about it, dude. Yeah,

just resign yourself. Just take it day by day. Like, don't worry about that. Just like hope something will come out when it does and don't like wait for it. Lyle's going to finish it. I mean, yeah. Like he did with that Machinima series that was on Vishima for like a couple years and then he just like the original guy never finished it and then Lyle

came in and finished it is a big joke. Lyle's going to write the last song of ice and fire. Confirmed now. I love. I love. I. I love Lyle. If he wrote ice and fire, I'd be so mad. You don't think it would be like stellar? John Snow does a bunch of gay shit and, uh,

what if he, whatever, what if he consults you? Would you be happy? Would you be okay with that? I don't want to write it. That's not my story. But you're not,

guys, I want to be honest. You're not going to get it. It's not happening. We're not getting anytime soon. He will die. You're saying anytime soon. I'm telling you you're not going to get it.

I think at this moment it's spite. Why we're not getting it as well as he's just too sunlight. sun locked in and making another one. Well, here's the thing, right? The amount of time that it would take for that book to come out is more time than he has. I think. Like, he's too old.

He's going to die before this thing's done. He's not young. He's a big boy. He's a big guy. Yeah. Yeah. He's not young. He's a big fellow.

Yeah, I think he's, uh, 47 is here. Yeah. It's getting up there, man. It's over now, man. It's like 47. That's it. That's it, dude. Average human lifespan in, uh, 2025.

That's two. This thing is a trailblazer. Rare of it. Yeah, I look, I actually think the best mentality is to just straight up. Just lock it in your mind that that shit's just not coming out. And then it'll be the most happiest you'll ever feel if it actually does drop. Dude, that book has so much writing on it. It has so much writing on that book. Look, it's at a point where I, look, if I were him, I'm going to be honest. This is me being like fucked up. But if I were him, I absolutely would not drop it at this point. It's going to,

I feel like it's going to disappoint no matter what. I just don't like, it's been too long. The books are really, really good. But it's like it's been so long. I feel like even if it's pretty good, I feel like people were gonna, it was kind of how I felt about an attack on tight when it came back because this is actually kind of my answer

where I was like, fuck this. It would take it too long to fucking return. And I guess I can say the same thing for one punch man. Where it was like... It was back now. You saw a trailer, right? Well, what I'm saying is the second season,

it took so fucking long, it killed my interest. Even though it was still good. It's one of the returning The worst part of it though Worst part of the series Is that season two era And it wasn't even that bad

It wasn't like I wasn't hate But it was just that like After Animated was bad too right For season two Wasn't great Yeah it was worse Yeah absolutely

But I just feel like even Say for example If I were a Game of Thrones fan And it'd been this long It's like finally it's out But it just The it's kind of It's been beaten out of me

The I'm not gonna be able to enjoy it as much There's just me though I guess There's like There's like genuinely like 55 plot points. Right. Probably more than that. They have to finish up. Everything going on in King's Landing.

Everything that's happening at the wall. All the shit in the north. Wait. But he was that? He's frozen. Well, because I tried to like like, like, ha-ha, and then like he's frozen.

I touched him. He's like, he's like, please don't. No, that was an accident. This is just what normal people do, you know?

Like, A, eh, you know? Yeah. But he's like, you know, you know, massive homophobia, it's trauma.

Probably via homophobia. That's a lot of people's excuse. I know there's somebody that sucked on your neck and I know it happened. And you're trying to block it out, but I bring it up a little bit. I just don't like being touched. There's nothing wrong with that, right? Please stop. He was shaking.

Your head was like, when you touched him, it was like he was being tortured. He really hates it. I don't like it. I'm people touching me. That was a mistake. I don't even remember I was going to say. I totally got.

I just want wins a winner back, man. I want to see what happens to John Snow. I want to see what happens to him, dude. He's been dead for so long. How good it would it be? He's gay. He goes to that gay? No, that's actually.

That's the rest of recs homosexual as fuck. He's just like a white walker, but he just craves dick. He's a cocks soccer. He's a cock walker. And he's just fucking suck. fucking inhale Sam. Blowing. He's thin.

He sucks and thin. He sucks. Oh. My muscular. Look, if I were, if I were, if I were a great show, if I were George Harder Martin

straight up. No, I would. Oh. Yeah, yeah. Absolutely. I haven't seen Game of Thrones. I don't know if it's a good show.

I'd write the, I mean, you know, you probably should know it's good at this point. But like, do you care enough to like, are you enough to,

like, if it ended horribly, like I'm probably, like I'm probably not. That's an issue too that yeah. Ending is so fucking. There's so many, there's so many things that are good and then end good

that like to dedicate time to something that can't is kind of like, I don't. It's so unfortunate, man. It's such a YouTube show at that point. You know, it's like maybe. I think it ties.

Like I really, I can probably name five shows I think genuinely are as good as that show. Like genuinely are the same like peaks are as good as that show. It's good. And it just has such a wild decline. And it's, simply just because of the fact that the people that were doing it didn't care anymore.

Like it wasn't like a misconstruent of like understanding the idea. Didn't they want to move on to like. They were going to get Mandalorian. Right. Yeah, Star Wars. They were going to get Mandalorian. D&D got tapped for, they got tapped for Star Wars,

the Disney Plus shit. Yeah, I know that it was a Star Wars thing. I didn't know it was a Mandalorian. I don't know what it was. I appreciate they had Favre all the whole time for that. Yeah, I have no idea who it was. I just know it was Disney.

That's all I'd fucking know. Probably Andor makes it. And then they were like, oh, I guess, we got Star Wars after this. Just fucking hurry up and squeeze like stuff that needs to take like seasons to happen to just in a few episodes. And yeah, but to be fair. They also didn't have wins. They didn't have the next series of the thing.

It was already changing by the third season. Right. Like kind of diverging. But like it just, it's just so not good. Well, I just like to be, that's almost every piece of bad media is, I think, from a lack of caring. Like every time like there's some type of criticism. decision that I notice. It's always like whenever

it's contrivance, right? Like you're just like, oh, I'm lazy. So I'm just going to throw in shit that I know that doesn't work. But you just want to get through. Or not even know. It's like placeholders. You need, you don't fix them. You know what I'm saying? It's like a Starbucks cop. It's like it's like not not knowing it's not going to work.

It's like not taking the time to review it to see if it does. Right. It's like, well, you kind of know. When you're writing something, you're like, I can't think of anything better right now. So I'm just going to put this right here. and then they just don't go back to it and fix it. The whole that's crazy. I saw that during the episode. I remember watching an episode and I was like that.

I was watching that episode and I was like that. I think it was a water bottle, a Starbucks cup. I almost saw the Starbucks cup. So there, I think there was two in season eight and there was there was actually no, to be fair, that wasn't, that was, uh, never mind. I was going to say there was one and seven, but it was actually a behind the scenes thing. Yeah. They were like doing it.

There was where the white walker shit was going to see a truck. You could see a pickup truck on top of the mouth. That was funny, but it wasn't. actually in the show. That's a, that's like an exact, like, because I don't really mind that stuff. Like that's funny. That stuff's more like, oh, it's, it's like the, what is it, the van and Braveheart. Yeah.

Yeah. They're riding behind the van. Yeah, or like the plane and like, uh, I think in Braveheart as well. I've always wanted to do stuff like that. Things, things happen. Like, there's a, there's a, there's a, one of my favorite, Python thing. One of my favorite things in, in Twin Peaks is like, uh, there's just like, I think, uh, Kyle McLaughlin comes in and he's like on, he's,

talking to detectives. And in the reflection of the window, you just see David Lynch just like with headphones. That's cool. That's just like that happens. You know, like that's cool. That kind of thing happens.

Dude, the amount of shit you can see now, like say because of the 4-3, uh, ratio. Oh yeah. People like widening shit. And then you're seeing all these things you're not supposed to see.

Fucking doors open with wires and shit. And it's like, yo, this is crazy. It is awesome. Yeah. It's pretty cool. I love it, dude.

I wish they did it better, man. I really just don't like the way to handle anything. Especially when it's your favorite shit When it's your favorite stuff All those people Do John Snow in the books Compared to John Snow in the show Are so radically different

It is insane He's not a hymbo in the books Yeah I'm nervous Smart kid He's actually intelligent warrior He's more roguish if anything And it's like Watching television shows as they're happening

Watching television shows as they're happening In a post game of Thrones world is concerning It's scarier Because it's just like fuck man Like this could completely topple That's how I am with severance right now watching severance right now and it's very good but I'm also just like I'm wondering.

What if? What if? And I got to say the second the second it falls off even a little bit, I'm out. The second it like gets as what you do with Daredevil right. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script,

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So bad. I had to force myself to watch. You finished it? I finished every single show of those. Oh wow. I absolutely did not finish. No, I didn't finish. I didn't finish.

I didn't finish. I finished I think all of Daredevil. Yeah. And then I think I somehow like made it to the end of Defenders. And I was like, I fucking hated this. Did they drop a building on it or something? I'm going to do defenders again. No, sorry.

What the fuck did I just say? I'm going through Daredevil. Devils again. Daredevil's good shit. It's really good. It's really good. I did find only, like, so I'm on episode like eight or nine

or something in the first season. There's only one thing. Like I was completely locked in the entire time. There was only one thing. And it didn't bother me that much, but it was, when he has the, he has the Russian,

Vladimir, he has Vladimir. Oh, when he's like, and the cops just, they spawn like GTA. And I was like, this nigga can hear everything from forever away.

And he didn't, they had to do it. They were silent cops. They were literally the cars were hovering with no engines on because at the last second they just pull up

and then he couldn't go anywhere and I'm like that would literally never happen to him. But like I, you know, you just let it slide but I just thought I totally missed that

the first time I watched it around and I was like, that is funny how they were like I love that fucking just leave it in. Who gives the shit? Just let it happen. Yeah.

Yeah. It's so fun. And you're talking about the, every time he fights no boo. It's so fucking crazy. You said that in the shit that it was like really pulled in

what do you mean did you say in the in the reborn born again or whatever you said the fight scenes were you watch some of it right I yeah I watched the two episodes okay and I just you didn't like how the fighting looks

it's not a bad show or anything it's just kind of like I feel like it's the editing of the fights is bad right it's like very it's very choppy right choppy choppy I watched the second fight again I think it was really cool but it was chopped up

it was really Choppy? Okay. It was like, it was like at least six, seven chops. Do you know how like... And a show that there's really barely any usually, you know. Interesting. Yeah. Okay. Because their devil's more about like the long, the long shots of like fighting. And it's just like it... The scene itself was so short already that to have so many cuts. And then there's no... When you're doing a fight scene, there's like there's momentum that has to carry. You know what I mean? Like if you're going to have like a character tackle from like left to right, generally speaking, you. if you're going to cut away, you kind of want to have that momentum still kind of going left to right. That fight scene specifically

at the end of episode two is like, he's tackling from the left, and now he's like going this way. And now it's, it's very disoriented. It's very disoriented. I mean, the point of view, like it was from there and now it's from the other side. Yeah, and like, he's on the left

and now he's like facing the right. You should watch that fight to get a good perspective of it because I think we're not exactly giving the best credence to it. Like, I think it is very choppy. I think there's really cool moments because I think the moment where he engages

It's a two minute It's a one minute and a half fights like they can't be long They can't be long In the age of the moment I think it's really well engaged But I think there's moments Where there's like

It pans from being like The very first person of you To the third person second Like the third corner shot And it's him throwing someone Across the room And I feel like it didn't do that before Whether it would all be one

Like relatively one flow of a fight You know For better or for worse And that's the reason why I hate Iron Fist so much Because he can't fight so he needs those chopped up moments. Right. They edited the shit around him

because they knew that they couldn't get a good fight out of it 100%. Which is crazy. And it's like, why would you think is Charlie Cox is fucking dope. And he's much older now. 10 years. That was a lot of. I didn't realize it was that long ago.

Yeah. But I do think you can, I still feel there's a, well, though. Well, it's not even necessarily that it is so chopped up. It's the way that it is. Again,

like the momentum doesn't carry from one shot to the next. and then like it's it cuts from like a wide room wide shot to like another room wide shot from like another angle it's never like wide to close to you know what I mean which is kind of how ideally you'd want it to be and then you're like what the why are we flashing around this room for no fucking reason it needs to be more it needs to be more visceral the fighting but I think that's something that needs okay but I think narratively I think narratively it is good I think part of the story I think clearly they didn't want a foggy and like helen around in it because I think that was initial they didn't want them in it

in the beginning of the series I was gonna just be daredevil on another adventure because their adventure is over with all of four of them it kind of happened already it's done yeah I forgot about a lot of that stuff that's uh you haven't caught up yet right you haven't caught up yet I'm probably gonna clear season one pretty soon you're gonna go all the way back up yeah

I'm not gonna say anything else about it there's so much that I forgot I'm not gonna this way too yeah it's been 10 years yeah dude I forgot that uh that stick is the kung fu guy really? I forgot everything I actually I was thinking I was like oh wait I need to watch this because I forgot I completely forgot about that black guy the reporter I forgot about him too

I remember I remember I like this character Oh yeah that's right you I remember I like this character I completely forgot about it too 10 years ago isn't that crazy? Yeah I did it I felt like it wasn't that long ago You're almost been for 10 years isn't that crazy Yeah it is you came here the first time But I moved out here nine years ago

That's fucking crazy anyway I think about it because that show is like I think that show is like such a good show I don't like a change in noir setting because this is more like crime TV. The other one is more noir. Yeah. And I don't,

that's what they said too. And I don't like the idea of the, I miss the noir. Bringing out the bits like the old noir fucking, hmm, you'll see. Yeah, now,

same. I'm fucking blind. Look at me. I can't see. He's scribbling. He's like, it's just, nothing.

Just some fucking cacophonist. He's writing on the floor at this one. He doesn't know where it's at. Oh, no, Matt's crazy. Would you play a Daredevil video game? Uh,

where like, you couldn't see any of it? No That's so dumb Why? Because then like what are you doing? Exploring the world is going to be so difficult Explain how that works

Okay so it's darkness Yeah Okay Yeah And when people are around You do you see pinks of them So you can see pretty much effective What?

Or you get like you get like a buzz in your head Is it like the The The The Um Not Matt Damon The other idiot

Oh His boyfriend Matt Damon's boyfriend Yeah Ben Affleck Ben Affleck yeah Andy Mionakis is

Daredevil yeah yeah I got lonely in my left pocket to he's a Milwaukee I can't fucking see and I'm fucking blind yeah I would absolutely watch that

of course I would I mean I would be pissed off but I'd watch If he's in rivals is gonna be he's gonna be blind in rivals you're not gonna know what's happening

Oh Deer Devil and rivals that would be yeah you shouldn't be in a I don't Yeah what the hell Will we even The problem is that

I mean black widows there Why not The problem is that But she's a sniper though You know, that's something different at least. I don't know. There are characters in that game where I'm like, sure, I guess. For me, the problem with Daredevil is that Daredevil doesn't do enough different from Spider-Man.

Yeah, like, what is he going to do? Yeah. Really acrobatic and has a dumb stick. I think he's really cool. I think he's really, really cool. But, like, he just doesn't, I don't think he's great as a character. I just never really, I'm like, oh, let me play a Daredevil fighting. Yeah, I never even really wanted to assume the role of Daredevil either.

Like, in like a game or anything. No. It would be more just like, I think he's cooler than Spider-Man, but I think he's like, I think he's cooler. I think he's cooler only simply because of the fact he has less power,

so he has a dude. I think in the show he is. He has the work of what he has. Everything, everything that I've seen him in isn't that show is very much like, all right, yeah,

you're not really that awesome at all. I think he's cool as fuck, but I think that's like the idea of- I think the show makes him cool because it actually leans into like the Catholic stuff, which is like the most interesting thing about him. I mean, very funny.

He's not that in like, The Spider-Man PS1 game, though. Oh, of course. That's Spider-Man's game. Yeah, I get it though. You're right. You're right. Well, that's where the only time he shows up is in other people's things.

The pop culture references. Yeah. It's like, is he going to see Daredevil be like, I just beat this guy half to death. The only. And I liked it. I loved it. The only thing I know about, the only thing I knew about Daredevil up until the show was that he was a blind guy. He was a blind lawyer.

That's all I knew about him. I didn't even really know it was a lawyer. So literally cheating. He's such a, like. even the thing like he can tell people want to fuck so he's like he's so overpowered technically and like social interaction he's like he's like fucking being uh like

having super strength and then playing fucking sports yeah it's like oh I know this guy's lying he helps good people get off of crimes he's socially he's socially overpowered 100% is what he is because he can tell like when you're lying he can tell when you're fucking when you're getting all horny and shit too yeah you can tell when you're born he knows when you're awake

he's really overpower he's literally is this just Santa Claus actually is he actually just Santa Claus? He's a disabled fucking blind Santa Claus. As a kid his powers are probably horrible though. That's like a shit, like a jit growing up him. Stop calling him a jit. He's not a jit. He must have been terrible because he probably hears everything.

He probably fucking... He's all right. Stick, set him straight. Fucked his ass. Stick beat him up. He beat his ass and religiously. Beat his ass until he fucking stop complaining. Can you do ninja shit now? You want ninja? Beating your kid with a stick until he becomes a ninja is a pretty

turns out a very effective way to go about it. Yeah, if there's an effective way, yeah, maybe that's it. I did it because I love you. I just because I love you. I love you. You're a ninja now. I love you. You're a ninja now. I finally love you.

You're so good at fighting now, man. The only thing I knew about it, like, all I, my only context for him was the PS1 game where he shows up at the end. There's like a moment where he shows up in the middle. But like he shows up at the end

and he's playing poker. With everybody, yes. And he's just, cheating. Yeah, and he's playing poker with Punisher and Captain America, which is an insane. Why is Punisher there? Would he even want to do that? Those are New Yorkers. But like, would he even want to do that?

No, they don't show with him. They don't like him. They're crazy, bro. I think it's mutual though, too. He's like, fuck all you. He loves Captain America. But my favorite, my favorite thing. My favorite thing from it was like,

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So they were all accusing Daredevil of looking at your cards. It's like, I don't even need to look at your cards. So obvious when you're lying. Yeah. But it's like that's all I know. That was my entire context for Daredevil. That's what Marvel was. Until the show.

Like as a kid when it was just like goofy, funny, like fun. Yeah. But that era was like, because the 90 was either like trying to be really cool for for comic characters or like just like let's just fucking let's have Captain America fucking go bowling. And just ruin the bowling alley. It's like Tekken Bowl. You ever play Tekken Bowl? All those fucking monsters

are bowling. And it's like, why? Is that a game? You've never played Tekin Bowl? Tech and Tag Tournament, man. The Tech and Bull. It's so fucking fun. Isn't that era where they had like a weird

like mini game and everything? Yeah, they had like, so Tekin 3 had Tekin Force mode. Yeah. They fucking beat them up. Oh my God. I remember that. The Spider-Man PS2 Xbox game had like a bowling mode.

Did you remember that? Where you would swing down the line and you would kick the pins. What the fuck? I didn't know that. Yeah. I love, I love, dude,

Tekin bowling is so fun. I love playing that say Hachie. I love the end. And then getting a lightning throw and you just like, it's like, why this would root. I'd be so mad if those niggas have walked into my bowling. I'd be like,

oh my God, I'm going to die. They're going to get mad and fighting. They're going to kill me. I'm going to die as a bison. Yeah, what do you do, though?

Can you tell them to leave? You know what I mean? It's discriminatory, I think. Yeah. I wouldn't, I guess I just, I wouldn't tell Hulk to leave your establishment? You wouldn't tell Hulk to leave your establishment? I'm like, look, Mr. Banner.

I'm not saying anything to him. I'm not like Mr. Banner. I understand. Oh, the ugly one, when his fucking head gets big first. Oh, Bendy!

Betty! That's what he, that's so funny. If Bruce Banner, if Bruce Banner cannot keep his fucking cool, being thrown out of a. bowling alley. He has no business anywhere. Imagine getting so...

He has anger issues and he's like flying off the handle of being kicked out of a bowling alley. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is pretty sure Nick Fury would like, oh, we have to kill him. They can't, though. They would try. They'd be like, oh, they're true. What do we do? We have to drug him.

We have to give him all, like, every drug. You can't kill the... And then ship him to... He regenerates like Wolverine. It's one of those things that, like, he just, before you like, finish. killing him he'll just yeah sorry you're like what do you do so you just ship them to another

fucking the edge of the galaxy you have to quite literally they did then planet hole two and then they can do another planet hole two oh my god he made it back again I hate this nigga oh my god so then you do Planet Hulk three and then you just keep going

you're just trying to ship it further and further away hopefully so far he he can't get back in our lifetime and it's our great yeah yeah yeah finally now the day's safe Should we get the last question? Yeah let's do it

Come Townie wrote in Come Townie nice Yeah he says hey guys I need a fucking answer I am a long time listener patron and occasional question asker It has always plagued me To listen to you all use the word

Period piece incorrectly A period piece is a piece of art That is set in the past Goodfellas is a period piece of the 70s and 80s Etcetera But it sounds like you all take it to mean something that represents the past or is nostalgic in some way. Thanks again, sorry for the hostility, your local grammar Nazi.

So I have a question. Are they affected to the same thing there, though? See, this is kind of what I wanted to get into. First of all, I don't really remember even really. I have. It's not a, when did we talk about period pieces last? It's not a phrase that I ever really think about using. So whenever it happened, it probably happened once and it just, you know, this guy could

let it go. He's a grammar Nazi admitted. So it's probably just like, ah, sick high on any fucking wrote something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess I just, I'm curious as to like where I would have even. Yeah, I wish, I wish, I know I've said it, but like, not, I don't know if I've said it that commonly. I feel like his definition. Especially not incorrectly. Like, his definition is effectively the same thing as what he said it wasn't though, damn near.

So like, yeah, it's like, so represents the past or is nostalgic in some way versus a period piece. Like, yeah, I don't. I've never. So I've never, see, I'm, I'm interested in the. way that he's saying we used it correctly because I thought that's what we had period piece is what he said you know the the the former and so I'm wondering if how did we how was how was it used incorrectly I wish we knew what was said yeah I wish I yeah I don't know before time is a period piece gladiator technically right yeah I was like glad it is a period piece like I that I that's

why I'm like oh I understand what a period piece is so I wonder why it was used incorrectly I guess I would I would stretch the argument out a little bit and say I would say Grand Theft Auto 4 is a period piece I think you did say that literally I think I would say that Well I mean Grand The Votto 4 is so 2008 It's ridiculous

It is insane I think that's where it's wrong That's where it's using correctly Because it So it would have to be this thing Was set at a certain time period Before you know prior to your distance Yeah not in modern day

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Yeah, so that would be a period piece. So that would be more of a period piece, I guess. Or San Andreas. Because it would be intentionally. I see. Were we actually talking about that? It's quite literally. That's the only thing that I could think of.

Maybe. It was probably that. Because there's several. I mean, pretty much most things that are just anything from, anything made before when you make it. Anything that it is before when you made the thing about it. If you wanted to be like, if you wanted to be really facetious and like brady about it, yeah. Like if you made something a day ago, this is about January. Yeah.

Yeah. It's like, oh, period piece. Oh, bitch. I got you. You rat whore I got you. Yeah, I don't know. That's interesting. So I feel like a period piece needs the intent to be a period piece.

piece. I guess. Yeah. Like, oh, it's specifically, we're making it set in this era for whatever reason. Yeah,

because I do think, I do think Grand The Thetta IV is unique in the sense that it was, it's built contemporarily and it's like made to, I think that's like a really interesting thing. I understand it was this. It was not a period piece.

It's coming back to me. You were saying it would, it's like a period piece because of what the arrow says. It's like a time capsule. Yes. Yes. That I would act absolutely argue.

Yeah, so, okay, I understand. I understand what this guy saying. I get what you mean now. You're right. Fuck you, nigga. Let us enjoy it. Like, what, let us enjoy it. You'll have to hear you.

You're right, though. Good shit, dude. There was a guy. You taught us. Thank you. There was a guy that he wrote in, I think, his name maybe actually, 24. We might even sum up on it. And he also on Twitter, he was like, what grown ass men don't know the difference between

shutter and shutter and shutter and shutter. Because it's like shutter with D and shutters with T. And I was like. Oh, I get it. And I was like, and there was something else too There was something else that was, he mentioned something else But I was like, man, how often do we use those words? Like, you know, I'm like, it's, it's save if it was like

There, there, there and there That's common enough to where if we didn't know the difference between those like, sure, make fun of us. That's like, oh, you're an idiot. That's very basically baffling to me is that that's like something that sticks around. Right. That they're there and there thing. But like that's a, you know, like make fun of somebody for that Because that's common enough in our language that you should know the difference between those three.

Yeah, shudder in my mind is an app for horror movies Well, shutters The thing you're doing Fear when you come There's that They're shuttering and shuddering In my day to day

Yeah Shutter is two things It is the shutter speed Of a camera And it is the app Shutter For horror movies The one for camera

Still shutter right The D? No, no That's T right T is for shutter speed So shutters are the things Just look it up Before you sound stupider

Right Shutters that are things On your house Right And then shudders The action you Do when you And an action

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And I'm like, this nigga just admitted it. This is the, this nigga just admitted it. So I did see a click because there's this guy fall too lazy to try.

He just goes, all right. And then he just talks about, Yeah, I saw a little bit of it. I'm just like, I can't handle it anymore, man. These people, why is this guy around and people are hosting a sex trafficker?

Like, don't get it. The idea of, like, somebody being like, we really got to get that Epstein client list. But also, yeah, man, I'm really excited to see that Andrew Tate episode of the podcast. Like, there was a, whatever was the rest when he came to Miami. Who? Angel Tate. There was a sure of his wrestling

when he came to him. Yeah. Dude, dude, shout out to one of the biggest pussies in the world, Rhonda Santis, had enough balls.

He'd be like, this nigga ain't welcome here. And I was like, wow, because he usually's just like, glop, you know? Yeah,

and he was like, and he was like, yeah, usually with this fucking white boots. You ever see those boots he was wearing? John DeSanel was white ass boots?

His boots looked like the boots that the fucking, if you guys have watched fairly odd parents, probably not. He was like, around Doug Dimodome, when they wear those big ass fucking cowboy boots.

He wears fucking spy or spy boots. And then other than that, there's one other thing I wanted to bring before you go, Ethan Klein looks like he's fucking going insane. He's, he looks like. A lot of people are using crash out incorrectly, but this is the crash out of all crash out.

He looks, he looks bad, man. He's crashing out quite quite. He looks like he's like on drugs even. I saw a video, a short video of somebody. It's unfortunate. He, I've never seen, I've never seen that before. Like, say, a person on a platform, you've seen people behind the scenes anonymous be that obsessed with people.

I've never seen it at this level and that's what's different, right? We've seen people. He won't stop talking about. It's very open. Yeah. And it's, it's, I would be embarrassed. Yes. I won't deny that him getting banned for playing Hassan stuff is stupid.

I think that was dumb But I think the content nuke is a lot of stuff out of context One It's not that not that Hassan Look I don't even right I don't even say Well that's kind of the thing that's annoying about it It's just like neither of these people are like 100% right at all

But one is losing it But that's kind of the thing where it's just like Okay let's say you disagree with each other on something Okay What are you doing? still harp I don't know like maybe it comes across as like um uh naive or whatever but for me I look at it and I'm just like why if my friend was this obsessed over some other person who he probably had a good reason to dislike let's say even hypothetically yeah I would be like

look bro keep it off just like I don't know like relax a little bit yeah uh unplug? Maybe I would say like do it social media detox or something. Yes. It's like it's the degree of every fucking story he posts. Every day. Every time. I do. I'm at this point where I'll be honest, his, his producers is his friends. They need to say something. They need to be like, bro, we're leaving the show if you don't stop. Because it's, first of all, it's ruining the show because people still looking at their metrics. And, you know, they're hemorrhaging a lot of subscribers because they don't want to hear about this dude every fucking day. Who wants it?

Who wants to hear about Hassan every day? Even if he don't like him, you're like, yeah, I get it. He sucks. I get it. That's kind of where I'm at. Where I'm just like, oh, I get it. Bro. Like, I get it.

All right. Move on. I understand from his perspective. He, I know what's happening. His crash out is it is very clear that since, but this is his fault. The content was received poorly and rightfully so because when you dissect it and see how many things, This is what people, quick summarization, people said that what he did was take clips from his own subreddit and from Destiny subreddit. These clips that were taken out of context so they were not charitable.

And he reacted to these and people were like, no, watch this and watch this. And so there were so many things that were incorrect within that documentary because he didn't do the due diligence. Sure. To just get the actual clip from Hassan's fucking own stream or his own channels. He didn't do that. So whoever put that shit together, if it was him, bro he fucked up if it was his homies they fucked up and then so he's really upset that he's like why didn't this work and if everybody turned on him like fuck hasan hasan's over party or whatever

i think he would be like my dick's hard we're moving on now didn't happen right so he's like harping it's just like rerunning it on his twitch or whatever over and over over over and over it's crazy i i can't think of a time in my life where i've ever never not even close come even close to this level of... I literally have... Fixated on a person or a story or anything. Like maybe Cameron Diaz when I was a kid, I was like, fuck, she's hot.

You know what I'm saying? That's the closest thing. He's still pretty good looking. I'm sure. But when the mask came out, I was like, who's this? It got so hard it hurt. Ow!

Don't over. It got so hard and hurt. Your first boner is so hard. It's painful. But I'm talking about that's like the closest, maybe Alia. Because Alia was like, I was kind of... I was a little...

And Queen of the Dam came out... Oh my God. You... Wow, that's that. Touched him. That is... That is... That's crazy.

Because that... Queen of the dams... Even me, I was like... Who? Even me? I hate black women. Who? Who?

I hate black women. But Aaliyah and Queen of the Dam is... Holy shit. I don't know. And she has a music video called We Need a Resolution. Oh my God. And she's hypnotically dancing and doing this.

She absolutely had because she exploded. So yeah. Her death was wild. Bro, I was up at late. I was at my grandma's house watching MTV. And then it shows scrolling, breaking news like, fucking. I was like, oh my goodness. Like she fucking exploded.

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Did she probably like? She's slightly older than. What? I didn't hear what you said ever. I'm going to be 100% candid. I almost I got caught before I finished prying open the coffin.

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Yeah, so I'm banned from her cemetery. I'm banned from cemeteries period. When I died, it's throwing me into the wind. I actually had a pig try to apprehend me at a cemetery because I was just cutting through it. New Egg, the New Egg warehouse where the Returns Department was right next to Rose Hills. The cemetery Rose Hills. And the first time, I didn't know where it was. You got apprehended at a cemetery?

Yeah, so here's the thing. I didn't know exactly where the place was. I didn't know exactly where the place was. Hold on. Don't come me off, nigga. And there was a pathway to cut through the cemetery to get to the warehouse. But that was my first time. I know I didn't need to do that, but that's why I did the first time.

I guess there was a bunch of people robbing graves, allegedly. This is what the cop told me. That is insane. Yeah. So when he saw me, he was like, hey, stop me and shit. And like, he actually at one point, he fucking like, like, grabbed my arm and I was like don't freak out

you know because I was like don't freak out because like first of all you're touching me like I don't let anybody except for you know because if you twitch too fast he's going to shoot you or something right but he did he was like all right but I was one of those things where I'm like nigga I'm on a bicycle I'm on a bicycle that has like a dead pole sticker on it and shit I'm like do I look like a robbing

graves you fucking retard why you even have a grave if it's just going to get robbed that just burn robbing is insane burn me burn me burn me no no more graves do we have to make a stand no more fucking graves. Yeah. It's such a waste.

I mean, it's a, it's a fucking, it's a scam. Of course it is. That's what I'm, so we make us stand no more graves. Like no,

we are generation, anyone that's around our age, no more graves. And if they do it, we put them in it. So that's just a grave. So, so they revealed,

they revealed, yeah, of course, they're doing a, they were doing a SpongeBob match to gathering collab, right? That everybody,

or fish, everyone knew about that. Who won that? I didn't know about that. Most people knew about that. Most people that, most people that, That are you.

Most people know about this SpongeBob Magic the Gathering. Okay, so the MTG community is what you mean. That's not real. Shut the fuck up. This is fucking real. Shut the fuck off. This is the card for a counterspell. Shut up.

Is it really? Yes. That is so hilarious. I kind of want it. God damn. I'm buying that. I have a pre-order already. I don't trust him necessarily.

Right. Yeah. Because no one should. You know, like he saw the last of us trailer how many years ago? Yeah. 45 years ago. It came out, though. You saw it come out though.

Yeah, yeah, it was the same thing. So I don't understand. Magic the Gathering, I guess. Yeah. Are you supposed to play that in conjunction with like normal ass fucking cards? Or is there like a- So what happened is there? Or is there like a SpongeBob theme kind of where like,

you're not going to put that down next to like a blue eyes white dragon or whatever. You know what I mean, hypothetically. Yeah, whatever the equivalent. Yeah. I don't know what I'm seeing. I like I don't I don't These are the lands These are cards

The cards are in it You know I like how you didn't answer your question So what happens is magic the gathering So there's two versions of magic Right There's very standard builds With different formats Where like a certain cards

Some different errors are allowed Give me a standard magic The Gathering card Give me like a state Give me like the Blue Eyes White Dragon Or like the like the Pikachu Oh retardo The magnificent

You're fucking Dumb bitch You sick as fuck dude But there's um 3,000 HP Stop Fucking asshole there's a card called Nicobolos, right?

That's like the evil dragons. See close enough. Okay. And is he going to, you can play him next to SpongeBob? SpongeBob cards, yeah, you can. That sucks. Because it's supposed to be a, the game of magic is sort of like the idea of these. These people that have the power to be able to jump between them world to world.

As long as they're tethered. Is that how that has always been? Yeah. What happens is that there's things called secret layers. They're the idea of, like, they had the fucking Godzilla one, the fucking walking dead, Power Rangers Not Power Rangers One has happened

But Transformers also Those are like actual Like other canonical worlds That they bring into the Magic Gathering game They did GTA Because you said Nico Bellic Nico Bolus

Oh Oh That's Michael Bellic's dragon for Nico Bolish I couldn't He finally goes bowling If you go bowling every single Time you turn into a gigantic

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I'm like, good job. Do you have like Klansman fucking cards? Like, like Grand Wizard shit. Can something be called the Grand Riz anymore or the implications are too bad in America now? I feel like it can be taken back. I feel like it can be taken back.

Yeah. I feel like the KKK is like what? How about we start a ban? They're so pussy now. It's insane. You want to start a band? They're not even like about it anymore. No.

Come on. We can take it back. The Grand Wizards? Yes. I think that's okay. Come on. I think that's sick as fuck, dude. We got it.

We got a coffee. their aesthetic to a degree too. You got to copy some of their aesthetic too. We're going to read the names. We'll read the names. I'll look up a Grand Wizard right now. Look, we'll shop. We'll shop the, we're doing it.

I don't care what you say, but we're doing it. Okay, great. And if you don't do it, I'm just, if you don't do it, I'm going to say it's you. That's insane. Yeah, you started this. We're not going to post episodes, I know I can see it. We're going to say Chris started the fucking grand words.

What are you said? That's trending two trailer came by the same. Oh, yeah. I'm on media blackout for that. Like, I don't want to see anything else. But I'm I'm stoked about it. Chris Reagan and the Grand Wizards. That is the only game.

Sick as bad. The only game that I- Chris Reagan and the Grand Wizards? That's pretty good. That doesn't sound nearly as bad as it should, to be honest with it. What are you going to say? That's the only game that, like, I know was a good game that it's don't like. I just not a big fan of it.

Which one? That's trending. It's very specific. It's like, I mean, it's like, I don't know. It's like magic. I haven't played yet. Also. Yeah.

It's like anything. It's just like, that's such a specific game that, like, if you're not too, for that like there's no reason right yeah yeah for sure but uh like I'm not I'm not so good I'm not calibrated for card games at all

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And they're like looking on the phone. Like they're like, they're like, they're like, who's got a really, just like iron grip? I do. Do you ever go over there and punch that guy in his face. Did you really fucking hard? Did you know that like the key grip, right? Because I didn't know that.

I didn't know a lot about that movie really. But apparently, like, he only, like, he demanded that. Yeah, he wanted that role. Like, Tom, well, no, Tom Cruise specifically demanded, like, I want fat hands. Like, that wasn't part of it at all. Like, he was just supposed to be, like, some exec. And he was like, Tom Cruise said, I'll do it. But I need fat hands and I want to dance.

Yeah, the dancing was kind of. Like, he said that. It makes sense because I don't think I was like, that makes sense that he demanded the dancing. Because he's a, he's a dancing guy. But it's so funny. Like, the idea. Because like Ben Stiller, I think it was like, what? Like Ben Stiller didn't understand what the fuck he was talking about.

I love Ben Stiller. He's been on an all-star run too, man. I mean, he's been, he's like in the background. He's like making good moves. And I'm like, dude, he's like, I forgot how long ago, like, say, uh, the family brothers were killing it back in the day. Like, though, somebody asked me. Dumb and Dumb and Dumb and fucking son about Mary.

Somebody asked me like, where did I get my sense of humor? And that was the one that I missed. Like, the Fairly brothers definitely, it's kind of. Because it was just stupid shit. It was so dumb. And so it definitely infected me. Because I think about, God damn it. I mentioned him last time that dude from S&O with the big ears.

And I just, he was the hitchhiker with the bodybag and the son about Mary. And I was talking about this last time. And I just stumbled upon his podcast because Nick Mullen from Comtown was a guest. And I was like, weird. There he is. It's the guy. And I forgot his name immediately again. Yeah.

But that guy. Yeah. That scene, if you got, go watch that scene back, the hitchhiking scene with the, with the seven minute abs. It's so fucking funny. Like that guy's so on point. I don't know if it's like improved. Either if it was improv or not, it's one of the best stretches of like comedy genius to me in a long time. Some people are just funny like that, man.

Yeah. And it's like they're really unassuming about it. Right. You know, like you wouldn't have guessed until you saw that scene. Shout out to Stiller, man. He's a, he's been making, he's been a lot of stuff. I think the United Museum movies too, especially the first one. I definitely saw the first one.

I remember being fun. They didn't really do it for me, really. Not that I hated them. They were just kind of like, you know, they were... I remember being funny. I would have to see it again. He's the... Deference.

Yeah. That's it. That blew my mind. I was like, what the fuck you're doing this? And when he talks about is like, yeah, it was a weird idea and I was like, give it a try and it turned out pretty good. I'm like, that's hilarious. Yeah, I never would have guessed.

Like, if you came to me, if anybody came to me with that idea, I would have been like This is dumb. I'm just shitting on Trump all the time. Him like just subtly shitting on Trump every time he says something. No, I haven't seen that. I haven't seen that. I don't really care about that.

He'd be a joke, but he'd be on there, I guess. I don't know. Give me money I'll make it. To me, I would honestly be more impressive if somebody loved Trump and somehow was capable of making something good.

You know what I mean? That to me would be a lot more interesting. It would be cool. As opposed to be like, well, of course, yeah, most people were reasonable.

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I kind of want to bloom an onion. It's like a weird... Yeah, there's an outback not that far away. Really? Yeah. What? Yeah, on... Which street is that?

Angelo or something? Really? Yeah, I think if you go down there, you'll hit it before you get on the five. No. Yeah. An outback? Yes.

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You guys heard of the Mad TV Smith, goodwill Smith? Shut up. I've seen this clip. I've seen that before. That's why I didn't react to it when you said it because I'm like, I've seen this fucking shit. Yes, that's Norm McDonald and Artie Lang. Artie Lang is so, I'm like, yeah, of course already said that.

Did you see that he lost the cartilage in his nose? He did so much coke? How do you lose cartilage? It eats away your cartilage. The Coke. Coke? Yeah, he was sniffing Coca-Cola.

No. He did so much Coke that he lost everything supporting his nose. I've seen that happen to people. So it went flat. So he looked like a reverse Squidward. He looks like a fucking... Reverse squidward is insane.

Baltimore or something. Instead of averse Squidward. Well, because he still had something, but instead of it being long, it was completely wide. It was just a flat. It looked like a stingray on his face. I think that...

Wait, pull that picture of him. put up. I can't imagine. He fixed it a little bit, but dude, at its flat as it's insane. That's kid is fucked up, but it's also mad funny. What? Goodwill's spirit. It's crazy. You can tell Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about women's health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist,

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And he wants him to tell the story. It just looks like gum is on his face. It just like gum is on his fucking face. That is amazing. That looks crazy. It looks like he's being like smudged out of the picture. What the hell happened? Coke.

He did monumental amounts of coke. That's not what I was doing. expecting it all. So here's this new... I thought something cartoonish. That was insane. So here's this fixed nose. And I gotta say,

it's kind of better than I'll see a lot of those alien Hollywood bitches. Uh, you know, it's, it's kind of thin. It's very thin because I feel like those rhinoplastic people only do thin noses. Yeah. Like they're extremely racist.

They don't know how to make a real, like, looking nose. They're all racist, but by default. I don't think they're trying to be racist, but they'll never give you like, oh,

there's a, let me be honest. They're teachers who taught them how to do it. all came from like a very specific place and then they were like we don't know how to make a real nose now. Yeah, we really know how to make these like real thin.

Skinny fucking, bro, I'm beyond like Sizzah. Sizzah, I love Sizzah, but her nose is a, it don't match her face. She got so much work done. It's crazy.

It makes me sad seeing because I thought she was a fine looking girl before. She looks fucking great. But she got, she wasn't like, she wasn't in an exceptional beauty before, but she was a fine looking girl.

She looked fine. I think, I think she was really fucking pretty. I don't know what you're talking about. She was like not, she's a pretty girl. Sorry, she was not like a like, undeniable like. She's,

sorry, Cizza. You don't look good enough for Kingston now. No, I think he's still a pretty girl. She's black, so I wouldn't date her or anything. I wouldn't mess with her. So, he's so crazy.

So, so let me show you like an, she's gotten a lot of work done, but like, so let's say, I'm really still thinking about that argument. Here's, here's like,

here's older. Look at her nose. It's like, it's just in the nose. That is not her originally. That's still, she still had work on. Oh shit. So wait, hold on. That looks not real. Oh, okay, so you're right about original Siza actually looked very different.

She's not even an ugly girl there though. She looked. So, so here's, I think this is OG Siza. Is this it? Yes, that's what she's looked. So this is a normal person. So that's a normal girl. That looks like somebody I've met before. I'm more akin to like this is what, you know, like, okay, I think she's pretty. I think she's got some nice DSL. Okay, now let's, let me show you her modern nose, dude. Look at this shit It's so pencil thin in the bridge That looks like a fucking drive She doesn't look like that right now

She doesn't look like that right now She doesn't look like this? No What she looks like? What do? I thought this is what she looks like right now Because I would just watch the movie She was in with like Kiki Palmer

Who I adore That's like where my crushes I was a kid Oh yeah I can't believe she died I was a little bit too She's about your age I think I think she's like a little She's like somewhere in between both of our ages

I guess I was just like She was on like Nickelodeon and stuff, but that was, I was a little bit older. So I kind of missed, I missed. I think she's, like, I missed her, like, the victorious stuff and the Kiki's whatever. Yeah, yeah. Delivery service, whatever it was called. Kiki's delivery service.

No, she's slightly older than I am. She's like a little, she's like a month of 12th and Chris. Okay. Oh, yeah. Yeah, she's like. Yeah, she's pretty. I like her. I like Kiki problem.

What was her show? I didn't really like her shows, though, to be honest. I know her. I know her Maciel and a B. That's what I don't even know what that is. Like her first, like, real movie. Oh, like she was like really young or something She was in like a spelling bee, yeah

Oh, is it a spelling bee movie? Spelling Bee movie, that's interesting She was in the B. Was it like? Oh, in a B, okay, smiling B. Like not the Bs? No, I was gonna bring back to Goodwill Smith Was it like spelled B?

And then they just like, they didn't even know. Dude, that shit was, that's funny. I hate race people that are funny, dude. It's funny. It's funny because it's so, it's so ridiculous. It's so old. It's so old. Goodwill Smith.

Goodwill Smith. Stupid. And it's four. They couldn't figure it. Like, they, no one could figure out that it was four.

Professor would try to figure this after year. God damn. I was like, that's so stupid. It's so dumb. That's what makes it funny, right? It's really funny.

It's like, he said it was racist. It's like Fonters. He says such fucking crazy shit. He's like, look here, man. I'm lucky. I'm a real nigger.

I'm lucky. I'm a real nigger. It is funny the way he says. He's funny. Unfortunately. Is this that he's a fucking bigot? Yes. Is this what he is funny?

He does have some charisma. That is very true. Like if he wasn't a racist, I'd love to have him on the show. He has a lot of the charisma that people pretend to have if that makes sense. Like I understand it with him. Yeah. But then there are other people. I'm like, why?

I don't get this at all. Yeah. You know, he's like Shapiro. Yeah. Shapiro has none. Like, yeah, as far as a right winger. Charlie Kirk has none. He's probably the only one that has any fucking like.

He's funny. Think of another right winger that has like. real Riz or whatever. Yeah. I wouldn't say Riz. Riz is more like attraction stuff, but I know what you mean. Well, I mean, it's, it's weird. The way that he's talking about it.

It's literally derivative from that. I understand. I understand what you mean. Okay, whatever. Fine, fine. Shut the fuck up. Okay. Well, I'm just like, why even do reality?

Who gives the shit? It's the same thing. Come on. Yeah. Charisma. Charisma. But no, think of, oh, the, I know ones. But they're fake, though.

But they're fake, though. They're not real. They're like. I don't think. want that conservative money. I don't think they're just fucking Mammies. They're just like Mammies.

No, they did it for the money. Gail Gooner. You start a fucking channel called the conservative Twins. Shut the fuck up. They're stupid-ass pop-ass. Kink stun, Gaiton,

my son. If I was a flingstone, yabada, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-doo. I'm trying to think of, it's got to be another Brazoker. Another charismatic conservative.

Like what? They're all minorities, unfortunately. Berser Broly Gap Shot and Sweeney Snark Tank Live in Japan Featuring Johnny Somali Happy birthday, Derek You age and

Oh thank you, Nick DeCrepit seaman at this right How old are you now? What are you, 99? Feels like it. I'm 37 as of Saturday. Oh shit It was Saturday?

Yeah, it was very, I always keep a low key. I forget it. I usually don't even go anywhere except for, I wanted to meet my friend's new girlfriend. Yeah, and somebody gave you

hereditary on DVD. Yeah. That's right. That's right. I was going to say that. My friend, one of my oldest friends, he just started, of course. He just recently started listening to the podcast. He never checked it out before. You know, I feel like most of our friends, there's probably some of them. And then like most of your friends are probably like, I'm not listening. I see you. I'm not going to listen to you. I'm not going to listen to you. Exactly. Yeah. And I don't want that. Stay out, by the way. It's one of those things. You're here. Get out of it. So yeah, he just started listening to it recently. But he's actually listening now. I thought he was just going to check one episode and be like, okay and just dip but uh he first of all he commissioned something that we were talking about that

we forget every conversation we have and he uh he commissioned something it was really cool we're talking about the sides of spiders and what would make you be scarier or bigger one or smaller one or whatever cool go-hmm uh me commissioned something like that and then he showed up we went to dave and busters to just to meet up with a couple of our old friends and uh yeah he shows up with the hereditary tv i was laughing i was like you you're fucking actually listening to the podcast because it's like if it's so deep it's to the point where one of my friends on Instagram she doesn't know the lore or what's happening so he replied like oh I love that movie 10 out of 10 and I just laughed because I'm like

this guy has no idea that I just been shitting all over it because it seems I'm like it's completely just on the podcast so yeah that was pretty cool so I have hereditary on Blu-ray and I'm gonna I actually was thinking about like I got to like put it on display like next to here or something so he can be seen in the shot yeah Just to, you know, forever. Oh, and also, I did somebody, someone sent me a scathing. Some fucking anonymous guy named gamer one, two, three, whatever. Like, literally, that was his name on Instagram.

And he was just like, yeah, your takes were as bad as your takes back in the day. This is your fucking retort. And I was just like, yo. I was like, of course, I just put a bunch of crying emojis because I'm like, I can't believe you're upset about this. Like, it's just a take about a fucking stupid movie, dude. It was about hereditary? Yeah, yeah.

He was specifically, he were. applied to that story that I put up showing me holding knit. Oh, yeah, yeah. And I was like, that's so funny. I can't believe people are that upset. Like, it's like my favorite, pick anything, HALA, whatever. Like, and somebody took a shit on a HALA. I don't, you would be like, okay.

Yeah. All right. Like, I'd probably join you. I don't have anything that I would get, like, feverishly upset about. Like, how dare you disparage this thing? And I'm like, it's fucking media, dude. Calm down. It's whatever, man.

A bitch got her. head cut off. I laughed. I laughed for half an hour. It was funny. Who the fuck didn't laugh at that? If you didn't laugh at that, you're fucking weird. That was funny. I think that was objectively funny, no? I think it was supposed to be shocking, but yeah. I mean, it is. It is, I mean, I guess it would. It's funny because

it's just so like, what the fuck. Well, how shocking it is. The fact that it's such a clean cut is so funny. Like, because she was the implication is that she's kind of made out of butter. You know? Like, it's such a clean sweat. Is that some of the subtext that I'm missing? the butter set

yeah she's and or margarine what is she there's like there's an allegory for yeah she's for heavy cream she's landlakes

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to like little people but like fuck no it's not they are i'm sorry there's some little people that all you know of course i'm not i'm not it's the proportions it's the proportions i couldn't hit up a little but if they have limbs like babies i can't do it like you know i don't know i couldn't do it that whole world is not yeah like you know just like a a normal size human shrunken Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal.

A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomachache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just, I have a stomach kick every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Here the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeart Radio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts.

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is when he spirked out on Twitter because some rando said Red Dead 2 was boring. Well, he was wrong. I spurt down on Twitter? I don't know. See, this is what I'm talking about. The Spurge is like reserved for like I've literally never I've never tweeted Ang that's like how do you do that like have ever have ever had something like you

I put something no that degree I'm just I lose my chakra while I'm doing I've got like getting mad And I'm like never I've been I watch you constantly get angry if I've been annoyed right but I don't I can't I can't flip out no you get angry I've seen you I've been annoyed I get annoyed for sure but I can't like even like now like when I'm tweeting things I'm like I don't Yeah, I can disagree. Once you're like almost finished, you kind of got it out. You're like, I don't fucking stupid. Who gives a shit? Yeah.

I try. I can't remember the last time. Did I, what did I? I don't even know. I don't even. I'm trying to see if. I'm not Twitter in like a month, it feels like. Why is this shit coming up?

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That makes me so happy. Like someone having so much fun that they're destroying things in their wake. What are you talking about? Like, people are just like, oh, like, I backed the mass. He was like having a ball and destroying the club. Yeah, but it was, it was in such a wacky's anyway. That's funny to me. Gids.

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A bunch of this stuff, right? Yeah. About like, or like, I must have been a blue sky, I guess, because I'm a blue sky. But like,

this is a bunch of people being like, man, John Sina is doing a heel turn or whatever, right? No context for what the fuck that means at all.

Really? I have no concept of what that means. Sina's been famously a good boy in. ever heard a hill turn before i have but like what is it what do you who cares is when you played a villain in a well i mean i get it that you don't care if you don't like fucking wrestling is it is it of any consequence that it's happening yeah because his entire career he's never been a bad guy he's chronically been a good imagine fucking that happening to any character

a 20 year consistently been good and then all of a sudden i'm a villain like not like a van everything peter parker is out here breaking people's neck and flinging them in the walls Yeah, okay But that means That equates to something I feel like it doesn't though Because it's kind of like when when Captain America became hydro whatever

And everybody was People were like Well yeah It was intense That was a big fucking deal In the comic world Why? Because Captain America is famously

Is he? He's fucking what this or now? You have to be retarded You like have to be No because to me it's just like Yeah they're obviously Just like doing a thing Well yes

It's not gonna stay this way Dude yes that's true But still Chris So what's the point Chris, Chris, you're, it's literally, it's a thing about a place where it snows that it never snows. It's the same fucking thing.

I guess. This thing has been consistent for this many years and holy shit it's snowing. It's just, it's a shock. Yeah, I mean, I guess. Because, like, there was no indication that they were going to fucking do it. It's been decades on doing it. You're so uninvested in things that you can't conceptualize people being excited or

it up in arms about things. And I think that's magical. Well, I just look at it as like, he's an actor. So it's like, okay, yeah, he's going to do a new thing. That's true. Like whatever. And people understand that. fake, right? But that's not what the people are freaking out about. It's like watching a show, right? And then a character dying. You know the person isn't dead in real life, but it's still a shocking thing seeing someone die. Sure, yeah. I guess I just, I really, I really is just wrestling that I can't conceptualize. It's, it's just theatricalized. It's just, why wrestling? I don't understand. I don't understand. I don't know, because I just, I don't get any part of it. Like, I don't understand the theatrics of it. I don't understand the choreography of it. What does that mean? Like, it doesn't register to me as media. it even. It registers to me as

like it might as well just be like that's vapor. Very interesting. It's like you can't get in throttled by a play. I mean, or a musical. No, it seems like specifically only wrestling is the thing. No, is it? It is wrestling specifically. There's something about wrestling that it's effective

that your brain just like a play. It's nothing to do with it. It literally is a physical play though. Literally is a play but it's physical. Of course, but it's specifically wrestling. You can't understand that. Why? Well, it's not It's not about not understanding it. It's about it just doesn't register to me as anything. But I'm telling you what it is, though. It is just that.

It's a play. Literally, it's a play. But not really. Quite literally, it's a play with a physical aspect to it. I guess. Not, I guess it is. No, because if it was, it would be a play. Yes.

And then you would go to see it and then it would be the same thing every time. Well, no, it's an ongoing, it's an ongoing story. It's effectively. the same thing as a play, but it has a physical aspect and it's continuously going. So it's a soap opera. Yeah,

damn year. It's much closer to that. Yeah, I guess. But like, you can call it a play. I understand what you're saying, but if you want to be more accurate

about it, saying a soap opera is actually, uh, much more accurate. Yeah. And I guess that's probably part of it. Because soap operas are also like, no,

I don't like soap operas at all. I've watched them before. I've watched them before. Yeah, I don't know. It's different. Like the, I watched passions with my sister

because I didn't have, I couldn't change the channel. It's like it's it functions like a soul proper, but it does not have the passion. Passion of the Christ? No, passion is the fucking soap proper on NBC when you were kids. Oh, I don't know. Maybe. Maybe if I saw it.

Days of Our Lives. Days of Our Lives, General Hospital. Yeah, shit like that. Yeah, I remember that. What is the one that was, oh my God. It was like a Spanish one. Oh, like the novellas? Yeah.

Sure, there's a lot of one, but I don't know the name. Yeah, I didn't watch novellas. I remember some of them. My grandma didn't even watch novellas Those things were garbage Fucking Jojo them They got novellas on their TV And Joe just speaks Spanish?

No So it was probably translated In whatever fucking language Because I know a lot of people from the Middle East shit That speaks Spanish because of novellas I'm like Interesting I'm like why do you speak Spanish fluently

It's like because I learned from novellas One of my friend is from Iran She can speak English fluently Spanish and French Because of dramas Other than speaking like I don't I don't know Iranian Is the language

It's called People people usually still call it like uh farcy oh i guess it's farcy right yeah she speaks it fluently and i'm like why do you what she said i watched a lot of novellas i thought americans on the country the concept of america were garbage i'm like you're solid

solid yeah imagine seen a dan schneider meek mill that's my no no square featuring p ditty wadoe defending israel wadoe that's insane wado defending israel whimsical boeing type skaddler Nice.

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Freaks need an IRL stream Valcara and all those bitches are fucking Making tons of money You don't need to go out In public And endanger yourself With these freaks

And exactly what happened What happened So some dude Was stalking Some of her and her friends It was Sina It was Sina Valqueray And I think Poki

Oh really? Yeah And they fucking Some guy was like Threatening them And like accosted them And they were fucking terrified Yeah, you saying something, like they're calling for security in the area of like security trying to get somebody.

And he was like, I'm going to fucking kill you. And like they like attacked this dude attacked her. Oh really? Like straight up attack? He tacked. Yeah. You were some little bitch so like they didn't get hurt. But it could have been infinitely worse.

Right. He could have had something on them or whatever. Yeah. And it's like one of those things where I'm like, dude, that's fucked up. It sucks. You could have had an activated uranium rod. Dude, really. He bites and it blows up.

Damn. Damn. I don't know what kind of charge his teeth has. Yeah, that's not how I've animated uranium rod work He starts glowing green like Hulk when he transforms It's out of his eyes And then gone He almost became

I didn't I heard a little bit about something that happened But like I wasn't sure what the fuck It actually didn't blow up as much as I thought it would Yeah It's because of the fact the information on the internet Go is so fucking horribly fast Yeah But it was really sad and it's like look I don't look

I'm not a I'm not a lady stream I'm not a stream person in general I don't watch streams at all Honestly, like I watch critical role sometimes when I can catch it. And I usually watch the Vod on like YouTube. Sure. But like I just think IRL streaming is just not a safe thing particularly. Only freaks do it.

From my understanding. It was like the dumb asses that were like harassing people. What was that dumb broccoli hair kid's name? Oh my gosh. Oh, David Doberk? No, he crashed his car. He was a David Doberick light though. Light.

Like, you know what I mean? So far he's like way worse from what I've seen. He's a little annoying. I can't remember his name. Something with. It doesn't matter. Camera members, but people know what I'm talking about.

If you're listening, you'd probably seen this guy. Yeah. God, oh, he makes me angry. Like, Jack Doherty. There you go. There you go.

I would not have figured that out. I would never get that. I was something. I was going with a pee or something. It was so off. Jack Doherty. God. I was thinking smuncho or something.

I think IRL streaming is really good. I think, unfortunately, it's unfair. When you get a certain size and you're a woman, female streamer. It's bad. You are, you are. Bad idea. People, people, people are going

to your streams. You know what I'm fine? You're a woman. You shouldn't be streaming out like that because I will show up. Yeah, Chris will show up. I will show up. Yeah, yeah.

You might shoot your shot. That might be a golden opportunity for you. I promise. Chris goes there. He finally meets Senna. He's like, hey, he was good. And it works. And Chris is set.

What does you mean? Stop saying that. Stop saying why, man. That'd be a great day for you. No, I would not. Look, Valchre. I have no interest. Valkyre, Pocermain, Sina, all y'all.

Look, I'll, um, there's no more, like, uh, white and, and, Night and Shining Armors and stuff. All those Malady guys are kind of... White and shining arms are? Yeah, I said white and shining armor. I mean, it's usually white guys. That's why I accidentally tripped it up. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Nine shining armors. They're all gone. They retreated, like the, those Malady dudes. I don't know where the fuck they are, so... Yeah, I got you. I retired. If y'all... I took, I used to spend all my days defending women,

and now I'm just like... Gotcha. Well, check it. Listen, I have a six foot longs viander. I will protect you all, my lady. I will not protect them. That's not my problem. Look, what's probably going to happen, I'm going to swing, and you're all going to get nicked a little bit because it's very long. A six foot long sword is much longer than you really think it is. Yeah, yeah.

You're like, go to your vihander? You're going to swing your vihander. So it becomes much longer. You're going to swing your vihander. You're not going to be able to play. You're not going to play your feet right. You're going to throw something out. You're going to be on the floor.

You're like, oh, no. I hurt my hands. myself, there's a sword, this enemy of mine's going to pick the sword up. And then just and then now they have a sword. Don't listen him, I got you. I used to have a glave.

Where to go? Where to go? Into my enemies. I broke off in your enemies. I think I just left it in the old apartment. Damn, that's crazy. You're just leaving weapons. There's a flashback of a frame of like, I can't take something.

I guess. What about a? There are things. I grab this jelly. There are things that I've left in old apartments where I'm just like, we just didn't have the room to pack it or we just didn't have the room to take it. Our last one for sure, our last time we moved out for sure,

I just didn't have, I couldn't bring anything else. For me, it was the one before that where I left because I had a big, some of you might know it if you remember videos and stuff. I had a big, like explosive barrel. Like a, like almost like a like a,

from a video game where you would like shoot in, it would explode. Yeah. I had that, had an alien, like a fake little alien. I remember the hail. Yeah. You couldn't take that? No, I couldn't fit it in the fucking I could have fit it. There was like one place I could have put it, but it would have been shredded the fuck up. Yeah. And it was just been like, I guess I just let I leave it. And I came back and hope that I could get it, but they locked everything down. And then I saw it sitting in their fucking office. They just took the alien.

Yeah, it was, dude, moving that apartment, we did it all in one day, which is not a good idea. That was too much of doing one. We also definitely screwed them over a little bit. Oh, well, leaving the way? We fucked that place up. Oh, really? I mean, well, then they just take your deposit or whatever. Yeah, but like I tried to like, you know. You try to cover it a little bit? Yeah, there was like, you know how like, I remember like when I was building the studio for the, for the podcast in the, in that weird long living room that we had.

I remember like I sprayed all the adhesive. I used a bunch of adhesive spray and so there was a bunch of foam and I just painted over the foam. You painted over the foam? He just gave Like that, you paid it. That is crazy. You just gave them an extra step Because they need to sand it down.

Well, no, I did sand it. I sanded it because you can't get all of it out. So I sanded as much of it as I could And then I painted over it. But like, you know. It's still probably a great job. After four seconds observing, you'd be like, that's still wrong.

Yeah, good. Yeah. It was. If you knew something was there, you'd be like there was something wrong here. But. Anyway. Right.

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