The Snark Tank - #308: Ethan and Hasan are GAY

Episode Date: March 17, 2025

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Yeah, he said play Yeah, I mean, whatever Like, like play in real life Yeah, exactly What are you stupid? What are you stupid? To me, Chris, it's him It's him, that's not Derek

It's him, Kingston, it's him Derek Look at him Whoa, that was weird Hmm You're right there? You got bronchitis now? I hate that dog-esque cough

You just did The dog, little dog cough? Did they go Kind of actually Yeah, they get off with their whole neck? because they're not built to be coughing. I don't think a dog prior to humans ever coughed. What the fuck does that mean?

I don't know. What did you just say? I think humans introduced coughing to dogs. They mimic us. Is that what you're saying? I think they never had to cough before people were around. I don't even, I don't know how to respond to that.

You think humans are dogs are older, like species-wise? Every question that is being asked right now is the dumbest thing I've heard all. That's not that dumb of a call. questions. What are you asking are dogs as old as people? Yeah. I don't know. Like canis, like the like the like the like the like the original like dogies. What do you think is older gays or streets? Oh shit. That's a good question. That's interesting question. See that's a good

question. Ask more questions like that. Yeah. Well, you think came first the N-word or black people? I feel like black people probably. And then they started calling them that yeah. Then the inward was in their hearts though. Right, right, right. They just did not articulate. We had to manifest it like a fucking spectral blade. There's a primordial spectral blade. Stupid. I think it's an interesting question. Like, what's older dogs are human?

It's not interesting. Why is it not interesting? Because there's like an answer and it's going to, you're going to learn the, you look it up right now. Probably it's going to be dogs. It's just going to be like, it'll be one or the other. That's why it's not an interesting question because like either answer doesn't really change anything. Like I think cities are younger than dogs. cities are younger than dogs

Cities are younger Sure I'm pretty sure cities younger than dogs Probably Why why would you say that Because a lot of like ancient civilizations Had dogs but not Men like ancient civilizations weren't really around

Before the dogs and humans What's a civilization to your standard Oh man that's an interesting question Okay so like probably like proper Like proper society And like they're like they're being a structure and then like sort of like a social, not hierarchy, but social standard in which people do things, you know, like sort of like, I'm thinking the Mesopotamia. They're the ones that

people say are like one of the oldest, if not the oldest, right? Samarians or something. Samarians, there you go, yeah. They're like the oldest, right? And I'm pretty sure they had dogs. I don't know what they did or not. What the fuck are we doing? I honestly don't, to me, it, I honestly don't know. I can't even say. Yeah. I don't know if the Samarians would have dogs because I don't know if how if you know like the wolves were brought over there and domesticated I literally it sounds retarded and I'm not even going to try

I know more about that weird mess of a sandwich you just got from Dunkin Donuts than I do about the Samarian culture and I know very little about that sandwich I know a little bit about it but only because of the fact like the thing with the eyes like they always have their sitters of them eyes wide open so the gods wouldn't get mad at them I've watched documentaries about these things and then I'm like that's interesting and then I shut the documentary off. And then nothing's retained

because I know that if I ever need it, I could simply pull it up immediately. I mean, that's like, yeah. That's modern technology, really, is what it is. So you just don't learn anymore? You just like, you see and you don't absorb, you're like, oh, look at that color. I don't think it's just me. I think it's a lot of people.

I think it's most people. I think it's most people. I think that's pretty common now, especially just people, I don't know what they do when they see something. they just see I just came across like a person this is insane so like

what is it you found like a human being on the internet no so I found somebody tagged this on the yeah exactly such a blink well dude well first of all that's I feel like eventually it's going to become increasingly rare

like when it's not a bot yeah it's gonna be like all bots isn't that like a theory already like the internet's already kind of like 50 to 70% fake people oh no I think I think a lot of this, but I think when you post something that's like antithetical, like the social consciousness of the group, and then you just get a bunch of comments, like, these are not real people. Because why the fuck would you be here? I get, you know, I would you be here and see this.

I got a text message every day about some fucking toll violation. Same. Where it's like, it's got one the other day. In the wrong state, in the wrong state sometimes. Yeah, dude, I got one from fucking Vermont. Yeah. And I'm like, I got a chick. Everything's fake. I got another chick bot trying to flirt with me. But it was unfortunate because I'll do scenarios. and then take screenshots and it's like a fun story and I'll share it with like my friends

but this one I think I was a little bit too forward so where it didn't continue the thing let me see what is that right here oh yeah so Monday

outstanding toll so I just got that one That's a fun one That one's pretty cool Yeah So where's this bitch Do they send you a PDF as well Don't open a PDF

No I know I don't open it You know what I did It's like You know how you open up the contact and then it says like it shows like the like the things they send you and you can see kind of like a preview of it. No, I only got to zoom in.

I only got a link. Yeah. I got a link, but where's this? You should click that link. Yeah. I mean, if you get strange text messages with links from numbers that you've never seen or recognize, there's a pretty good chance.

Like you don't, you never know what could be waiting on the other end that link. That's also true. Like, but in like the dumbest way possible. Like it could be something great. It could be like, you know,

I don't know, Elon's fucking bank password, you know? Check this out. So the 646 area code looked it up. That was in New York. A lot of them are from New York. Yeah. So it started off saying, will you be free tomorrow? How about we go get a manicure together?

So I immediately knew, oh, my God, this is some fishing bullshit, obviously. Yeah, you don't want to get a manicure in New York tomorrow? So what was supposed to happen is, right? You're supposed to be like, oh, I'm sorry. You have the wrong number or some shit. That's what they're hoping on if you're stupid. Right. And so me, I was just like, yeah, I'm down what time?

And then it replied with question marks. Isn't that the phone number of Wendy? And I'm like, obviously I'm off script. So it's supposed to be like, so then I reply with, I'm gay. And then it says, oh my God, I'm so sorry. I made a mistake when I saved the number before. I hope that I didn't bother you. And they stopped after I put, yes, you are bother me.

I'm in the middle of getting my ass pounded. You are bother me, said? Yeah. And unfortunately, I think. the algorithm with me saying bothering or something, it didn't continue the script because usually you can say whatever you want and they'll continue on the same script. Like there was one asking for Maurice.

Oh, Maurice. And I was like, yes, it is Maurice. And they're like, oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't know. And I say, no, bitch, I am Maurice. And then I started sending pictures of Maurice from the Beauty and the Beast and saying, the beauty and there's a Maurice. Yeah, the Bell's father.

Huh? Bell's father's name is Maurice. I, dude. I would be honest. He's probably never seen the beauty and the be. Oh, okay. Oh, dude, Gaston. I know they'd be a-

Gason such a toxic cunt, but I love him. It's why Andrew Tate exists, essentially. Gaston? Yes. He's, Gaston is essentially like, thank God that shit didn't come out like, like, the Disney cartoon though, because I don't know how the live action one, he's probably not nearly as good. Oh, right, right.

He's probably not nearly as fucked up, I imagine. I don't know. Yeah. But if that shit came out now, it would be like, oh, my God, this is our Lord and Savior. Gaston. Yeah, Gaston. The only thing I know about Gaston, the only thing I know about Gaston is that he got, he got,

didn't he get, like, molested at a Disney park? He did, he did. That girl, like, was, like, filling up when he was, like, can you stop? I was like, holy shit, it's, uh, it's the thing that we rarely see when the woman's fucking sexually assaulting the man. Classic. That shit was really unfunny because he was just like, hey, like, hey, he's like, literally, like, he was like, hey, there are literally kids here, stop.

There's kids here, and you're touching my dick. And, uh, yeah. Then he shot her. Because, yeah, Gaston has this giant old school fucking, like... That's right. He did have a blunderbuss. I haven't seen that movie probably since the 90s, actually. No one.

Dude, the Gaston song in that whole segment. It's fucking all the YouTube poops, no one's dick is incredibly thick as guy. Because it's neck. But of course they... Yeah, of course. Like we didn't know. He was like, just so you know, they didn't actually say that in the song. Well, that's my revision.

That's my original. Don't take that to the bank. Don't take that to the bank, please. Don't cash it. No, okay, so hold on. I brought it up specifically because I wanted to mention it. So, you, this sandwich that you got. Oh, yeah.

I can't even explain what the fuck I saw. It's baby shit. He was ripping this thing apart. So what did you get? Like, you order usually like what, like a croissant? Okay, so I'll usually get a ham in Swiss croissant if I ever go to Dunkin Donuts because it's really good. It's not worth the price.

That's a fair thing. But it's good. Um, this, I'm, I, I went on the kiosk. I've never ordered on the kiosk before because I'll just go through the drive-thru, but I went inside. And I said, let me look at the mini. I don't really know what's on here. It's good the same thing. And I saw there was a chicken and bacon croissant.

I was like, that sounds way better than the ham and Swiss. I want to try that. It does. It does. And then they gave me a, a, do you still have it? Yeah, I took. I didn't even take a bite. I tore it apart and then tasted one of the chickens. Dude.

Do they like breaded chicken? No, hold on. This is immediately wrong. You're going to crack the fuck up. This is nothing. So I said, what did I say? Bacon and chicken and bacon croissant. What the fuck is this?

What is this? What is this? It's just like some type of salsa, some type of, it almost tastes like pesto and mayo, like an aoli. I smell it. Dude, I smell to you. No, thank you. I didn't eat yet. I don't eat that.

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I worked there for a year. I'm like an English muffin, I think. I worked there for a year in my life. I hate that place. I don't go there anymore because of that. I feel. Well, nobody goes to the places they fucking used to work at. Right.

I understand. I can't validate going to Starbucks anymore because I worked there so long. I feel like I shouldn't have. have to pay for things. Oh, yeah, I know what you mean. Can you go back to the one that you worked at and they'll just give you free shit? I haven't worked on so long.

I probably not. There's no chance nobody, anybody there still? I mean, there's no way, let me put it this way. There's no chance anybody there who was working at the time that you were working there is still there. Yeah, no way. No shot.

No way. They're either dead. I know, I know one girl who's a manager that I worked at the first one I worked at when I worked at when I worked in Glendale one. So he'll get free shit. I don't, I don't care to go to Glendale to get Starbucks. It's like, I'm, like, why would I suffer going to the worst place in this state? The worst place in this state.

That's crazy. I wouldn't say it's the worst place in the state. It's the worst place to drive in the state. It's the worst place to drive in the state for sure. Why would I go there? You guys are not driven in South Central. Are you kidding me? South Central might be the worst, might be worse, but Glendale has the highest insurance

rates in the country, which is fucking unbelievable. I will say the only time in the country, the whole thing. The whole thing, it's Glendale. That is insane. Is that true? That is, it's actually real. That is insane. Somebody fact check that.

The insurance rate of Glendale. Jamie. Jamie. Jamie. That's the Jamie cam. We don't have it set up yet. Like literally Glendale, the insurance rate in Glendale is, I think, like, maybe 75% higher than it is in Burbank and Eagle Rock and shit. Right out of it.

The insurance is 75%? Higher. Oh. That's fucking insane. Nothing can be 75%. That is 100%. Huh? If something is.

is it's total 75% that means it's 100% No that I mean like It's 75% of the total cost of like your vehicle Or some shit Or it's just like that's insane That is so insane That is so much more insane than you think it

That is fundamentally crazy Like I'm not I don't have if I live in Glendale I don't have insurance I don't live in Glendale Yeah yeah You know what I would leave immediately It's like oh your insurance rate here is $25,000 car

It's about $18,000 a month. I'd be like, oh, no. There's a fucking mansion north of Glendale. Like if you're on the two, that, I was looking on, what's that? Zillow? Zillow. Zillow, the apartment thing. See, I was looking at a Zillow, and it's $17,000 a month.

And I was like, oh, cool. I was looking for new places. To live in Glendale is crazy. $17,000 a month to live in Glendale is fucking. First of all, that's too much. to live anywhere. I don't think there's any place that's worth it. It's for $17,000. I wouldn't pay $17,000 a month to live in New York

City. It's just not like I don't I don't know how any rich person even justifies that. I saw like T-Pain flying on like business class or something and people are like, why are you not taking a fucking private jet? You clearly have money. He's like, nigger, he pulled up how much a private jet is and it was almost $200,000 just to get

from I think Atlanta to Vegas. And he was like, why the fuck would I do that? Yeah. He was like, pass me the fucking those fucking Biscuit things or whatever Those little crackers and I'm good Yeah, dude A first class class vice is so much better than a private jet

Because he got all his money That he lost all his money He didn't fucking deal with it the right way I think that's most of those niggins Well that he bounced back And now he's like very financially sound Yeah most of them don't do that They get fucked over and they're like oh

Some of them do that Yeah like the oh I'm gonna buy The dumbest car the dumbest change Fettie Wob dude makes me so sad to seeing a situation Because he lost Did he sell his eye No he sold his eye No he sold his eye

I thought he sold it on Etsy. Yeah. The fucked up thing is there was a misprint on how much it cost. Like he wanted to sell it for $154,000 and he actually sold it for $154. Oh, yeah, that's right. I remember that.

That was a whole scandal. He made a song about it. I sold my eye for cheap. Yeah, and then that person sold his eye for the original price. Yeah. Yeah, the eyes that were so little, it's crazy. Official Fedew up eye.

I saw my eye. It's like, no one wants your eye. You don't think an eye is valuable? Not at all. Why? Not at all. It's an eye. What do you mean?

It's just an eye. It's a window to the soul. What do you mean? What do you say? You've taken someone's eye out and putting it in your eye is a degree of difficulty that is like this is not worth anything. You also, you added that. You're just going to have an eye. It's a suspended eye.

Imagine collecting celebrities's eyes. Yeah. That's some animation. You don't have a freestanding eye? No. Yeah. It's like a fabric shay egg essentially. Yeah.

That shit is insane for me too. People. the amount Yes, rich people, yeah. I blame the British a lot of this, but like having this shit that's so expensive and doing nothing with it.

Like they have all of India's royal jewelry there and India's like, can we have this back? This is ours and they're like, no. And the world's not doing anything about that. There's so much worth there and they're just having that.

Yeah, it is just sitting there. That's a Jamaican stew. It just took everything worthwhile that was from us. And then they're just like, Yeah I mean think of like We know

What's in Jamaica I don't know All the sugar That they made so much money Hothos There's like one guy It's Queens And a pipe or something

Jamaica What's in Jamaica Queens And there's like a pipe right Yeah It's like a pipe Yeah Yeah

And some guy There's a pipe There's one raster man Hitting with a machete Trying to chop Trying to chop Up coconut And missing

Some fucking Some tourists Keep telling him To say Bumbaclaw And that's it Hey come on I'll give you I'll give you money

Quarter. Is there anything? You give a quarter. You gave a quarter. What is the most, like, ostentatious, most, like, absurd, like, thing that you would spend money on that's in that vein? I would get, like, a really or not a... Oh, like, like, a sword, like, literally a sword. Like, from Japan or whatever?

Yeah, like, not even from Japan. I get it made here, but it would be, like... It'd be, like, super ordinary. To me, it would have to be, like, a warlords, like, an authentic... Like, oh, this was a fucking Uisugi-Kinchin or something. That'd be crazy having his sword. then I'll be like, yeah, I'm going to pay a stupid amount of money to have this and do nothing with it. It's just going to sit there.

But what's the difference if it's his or not, if it's just going to sit there doing nothing? Well, so it's just, it's the mysticism of knowing that like, holy shit, like. Yeah, some some dude. I'm fucking, this time period that I'm obsessed with that I absolutely, that terrifying fucking time to live in. But, like, it would just be cool to just know that. But also in the back of my head knowing that some nigger probably lied to me. Yeah. And this is just made.

from Fisher Price or something. It's metal. Metal they literally pissed in while making it. It's so stupid ass. Piss and steel. Blades weak as fuck. They took iron and then they just pissed on it and somehow turned into some type of steel. Yeah, that's how it works.

The weakest steel ever is made piss. That's it. That's steel. Yeah, piss and iron. Its whole carbon value is so much weaker because of the piss metal made in it. So it's this weaker metal. Yeah, that's what you're paying for, the authenticity of that weak medal. I have, I, what ridiculous thing would you get?

That's kind of the thing. It's like, I don't, I don't, because I know, I know people, I've seen people like, yeah, this is Napoleon's penis. You know what I mean? In a box. I'm not even exaggerating. This is like real, like a real thing that somebody owes. Napoleon's dick? Yeah.

Not Rasputin also. His is a museum or something. Yeah, his is in a museum. Yeah. But like, I've seen many people trying to suck it. It was crazy. That's insane. They'd be like, like apprehended and detained and stuff because they keep trying to like.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like a hamster. Yeah. That person should be brought in front of the city and then cock smacked to death. Once we would just hit him in the face of their dically dies. That's a crazy way to die. How many times you have to get smacked by a cock to die? I've seen some pretty ridiculous penises.

So maybe like, for the most ridiculous ones, maybe like four times. Four like solid pops. Four? We'll probably take you out. What are you talking about? There are some clown-sized dicks out there. Not four. Four.

Four is ridiculous. Four. It's like a fucking. I would say like maybe like I actually upwards of like 40 or something. Four. Maybe. If that, if that. Four solid pops in the tempo when he's gone.

That's. I don't think you understand what a dick is. That's fair. That is fair. A baseball bat, I think one precise hit would say I can kill somebody. Obviously. Why even say something? Of course.

So someone's, so someone's dick is akin to a baseball bat. There's no A tin Who do you What do you What bits are you watching And or looking at There has to be

Just clown-sized penis It's not even about size There are But they can't even retain The blood and hardness To really be effective Well yeah that person You're gonna have to

Look They get the job done That person's gonna expire to It's gonna be a tuber And then they're gonna Viagra him up all the way And then they're done We're gonna bagging him up all the way

Where he's gonna be like Fating I'm like doesn't matter As long as we keep it hard Have them on machines. What have you got your dick so hard and then you hit somebody with it? But it was so full of blood that it burst like a water balloon. Oh, that's crazy.

Having your dick be so hard that it's on the verge of bursting. It's crazy. And you're scared and you're scared you're getting harder. And you're like, no. This is the snake eating itself. I found a movie that I've been looking for for a long time. I was at my grandma's house once. and I was watching

You only meet your grandma's house once? Yeah only the only one time I saw this crazy ass movie and I never went there again You'll see why I never went there again So this movie I only remembered like

These guys being in like a warehouse or something And then like apprehended this one dude And there was this like a bald dude Or something kind of giving some speech or something Like a menacing speech And then they get like it looked like garden shears From my memory And they just cut this other dude's dick off

What the fuck? And like, and I was like, you watch this at your grandmothers? At my grandma's house at Lino, everybody's asleep. I'm just flipping through the channels. And I was like, what the fuck is this? And it stayed in my memory. So this is, I'm not even probably 10 years old yet. And it stayed in my memory. And I just found the movie like two years ago. It's on, uh, I wish I, somebody might remember this. I have it saved in my like watch later. Right. Right. Right. Yeah. But it's on entirely for free on YouTube. It's like, and I've been looking for this movie for a long time. And then I finally, I'll,

It's always on Reddit. You can always find the answers on Reddit because it's just the home of autism. Right. It's just a bunch of dedicated people. Yeah. And so I, and then they, it's this.

And it's how I found many things going through, I used to not really use Reddit that much, but. I thought you're, like, maybe like in 20, 22. Yeah. It's a wealth of information. It's,

it's fantastic. A lot of times even when you're, unfortunately, unfortunately, it's quite useful. Unfortunately, it is quite useful. I just,

I go on there every like month or so and see that. That's just pretty funny. R slash nice guys. It's pretty great. I haven't been on Reddit. I can't remember the last. So I used to use Reddit for porn. Oh,

I've heard of that. Yeah. I've never done that. It's a good smathering of porn there. Well, the thing that I remember was that it was like it was like a really risky game

because sometimes so what they would, you would find some random not safe for work Reddit, right? And in the top corner it would say random NSFW. And so you could click

and just like just like scroll through random. She was like, I wonder what, fucking, I wonder what other subredits there are. Yeah. And sometimes you would, like, it would be normal stuff, but then eventually you'd get to like, I don't know,

exploded hands. Because that's technically not safe for work or whatever. And then it would immediately sober you up. But then you'd be like, I guess I'm done. Okay. That's how you get put out the Matrix. Hopefully you busted by that point because like. Sometimes you wouldn't.

Sometimes you'd be like, well, I guess I'm, guess I'm blueballing. Yeah, sometimes. Yeah, I'll pick this up later. but I haven't been on Reddit in a long ass time and then I remember the last time I tried to go on it they like change the web design real like fucking crazy versus like a bunch of bubbles and shit

I'm just like this is I hate the way this looks I never fully grasp how Reddit functions particularly one thing that I learned is you're not supposed to which I don't understand you're not supposed to promote yourself or like your content if you have content you're not supposed to like if you join subreddits.

Oh yeah. You're not supposed to post, which to me is a foreign concept because I'm like, why, why else do I have social media essentially? Yeah, the idea is that I think it was like to organically grow things. So other people, like if you did have anything worth of note, someone else would share it. I just don't, I just don't like that if you're no one because who the fuck's going to share you if they don't know you. So it's like the idea is to put yourself out there into the ether and then maybe somebody will

see it and then share it. And I know there are people that do manipulative stuff all the time. Tim Poole's brother was really good at that. Oh, that's right. Chris, Chris. That's right. I forgot about it. He was really good at that.

And he would show how he would manipulate and get on the front page of Reddit. I got on the front page of Reddit one time through R slash, I think it's Black People Twitter. That sounds about right. Yeah, it was black people Twitter. I was hanging out with the, we were all hanging out at VidCon. and it was the Eric Comet etiquette with his pineapple haircut. Oh yeah, that's right. And then fucking YMS doing his.

So like fucking pineapple purse, pineapple haircut and then Adam and I'm in between them looking. Actually wearing this. Funny enough, I'm wearing this thing. And I'm looking like this. And then it was one of those memes like when you're, you know, like your mom or your parents want you to like start hanging out with the white kids so you don't like join like a gang or whatever. It was like one of those things. Yeah. And I was like, this is so stupid.

How did this make it? I mean, I get it. They're actually pretty famous. It's a ridiculous image. Yeah. That image looks insane. I've seen that image before. It's pretty.

It's fucking that fucking, I forgot that he would do that. Adam, every picture. He'd be like talking and then a camera would come up and you'd be. And then start talking again. I've one frame. It wasn't. It was pretty good.

Adam's interesting, man. Yeah. The one frame of an E. It reminds me of that. Where the guy hurts himself and from one frame. The fucking. like he's deep. That shit is somebody was that pork to push who did that? Somebody

somebody animated that was pork deposed where you just hit it. What happened that dude? Is he dead? I don't know. He'll be fine. Huh? He'll be fine. He'll be fine. Don't worry about pork depose. He's safe and sound. Oh, I think he's Canadian. So he's You know, if he's Canadian, he's fine. He's Canadian? He's Canadian? Is he? What do you? Is this like a Kingston brain thing where like you just, you're assuming he's Canadian? He's not from America. I know that. Oh, really? I do not know. Do I do. Do I. Did I

do know he's not from America. Oh. He could be from Dubai for all we know. I don't think he's from Dubai because I remember him wearing a crop top one time. I don't think they would play over there. You know what my knowledge? I don't think they would let that fly.

You know what my knowledge of Dubai is? There was a game called Speck Offs of the Line. Yeah. You ever play that? Yeah. I got it. There was a multiplayer mode and there were a bunch of maps in Dubai and I remember being like, Dubai is sucks.

Really? Dubai looks so much sad. Granted it was in the context of insane. sandstorms in a fictional video game. Right, right. But my brain's like, what is the fuck's going on in Dubai? I do think, I will say that game came out in like probably like 2013 or something. Before the world knew about Dubai.

Before they invested like so much money into making it like the epicenter of like vacations or whatever the fuck. Yeah, yeah. But what happens is people, billionaires go to Dubai, they buy like rent like porn stars and they bang them there. Yeah. Dubai? Yeah. It's basically a place to take high. high-class horrors and then it's like global Vegas now global yeah I guess that's yeah

kind of it's San Vegas well wait that doesn't make sense because San Vegas is San Vegas it's like global Vegas it's like here we just where you go like Orio tycoon I guess global yeah it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's where it's Dubai though uh where is Dubai though uh what country is it in and um I think it's in the United Emirates I think isn't it's in the the the the the EU Empire the EU I think I know what you're trying to say But I don't know what it is I'm retarded

I don't put it that way I don't know exactly where it is I could I can probably put it on a map Before I can tell you what country it's in There's no shot I actually That's how confused I am

No way you could point to Dubai on a map I'm pretty sure I think I know where it is I actually cannot do that You know how I know where Kentucky is Why? Because it looks like A glove No man

That's Michigan You know that guy You know that guy who's in the middle of the United States? You know that guy? You know what I mean? No, I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. He's a guy who's made out of states. You know what I mean?

Did you do good history? I did actually. It's a long time ago. I'm not sure about that. You know the guy in the middle of the states? Where he's like you draw him and he's like he's got like a little chef's hat. No, I didn't know that that was a thing. My teachers respected me.

I remember this from like kindergarten or like first grade. Hey, you need a stupid person to conceptualize what this is. They didn't do that to us. Well, I know how many states? I did the thing with. I know what I look. I know all this state. I, this is my country.

I know the capitals. I know the capitals. What's the capital of, uh, my ass. Yeah. My ass. Which one is it? Because you're going to prove for that I forgot like all. Hey, great.

What's the capital of, uh, who's Becgen's Dan? That's not a state, you fucking chimp. How do you know? I live here and I know it's not a state. Trump's working on it, so hold on. That's true. That God's a strip might be looking nice. I want all the stand countries.

They're funny people. I like Joe Joe's Bazaard fan. I want all the stands. Fucking, he watched Borat once and he's like, he wants all the stand countries now. I want them all. I want them all. That guy, he's crazy funny. I like his tongue.

I like the stands. I like the stands. What's the capital of South Carolina? South Carolina? Yeah. Um. Oh, fuck. That's north. I think Charlotte's North, right?

I think it's Charleston. Is it Charleston? I thought it was Charleston. Yeah, see, you already, you already show that like I, I'm completely rusty. That I... Is it New Mexico? Yeah. New Mexico, North Carolina?

The New Mexico, North Carolina. Dude, when I found out that Kansas City was not in Kansas, it pissed me off, actually. Like, it really... It's really... It's Ohio, right? No. Whoa. No.

No, it's in a way worse state. Which one? It's not... That's a pretty bad state. Don't get me wrong. A lot of terrible people live there. but it's in not Missouri. Yeah.

Which is misery, you know? Like it's like, it makes sense. That's the fact that that place is called that is crazy. Imagine New York City. That's what they called it. The people that went there, the fucking dumb white people,

they were like, hey, go Midwest and go see what the Indians doing. And they went there and they were just getting haunted by Wendigo and shit. And they called it misery. Missouri was, I have to say, of the states that I,

United Arab Emirates. Yes. Yeah, there are. Yeah. So when we were driving through the United States, I remember specifically Missouri being ugly. Like Missouri was like specifically ugly. Like Kansas was boring and bland and also kind of dreary. But like Missouri had like architecture that I could only describe as like intentionally gross. I have no memory of, I know I've passed to Missouri many times. times. I just don't.

It's just like nothing. I have a very vivid memory. Yeah. Because you guys can't go through the top back just like mountains. Yeah, not really. Yeah. Because that's what Appalachia is and that's where like you'll meet a demon. Well, it's an Appalachian in the South.

Well, yeah. Well, most of the Lachia is all through. Yeah, I know the Appalachian Mountain. But like I mean like what people refer to as Appalachia is not by Missouri. I don't think so. Yeah. But also don't quote me on that shit. I don't know.

I thought that's like the south. I thought the Appalachia was like, if this is America, the whole span of it, I thought this part was like Appalachianca. You illustrated that so poorly, it's insane. If there's the whole country, if you could see the whole country of America, right, this being the two tops where it's like Vermont touching Canada over here. Right, the two tops. And then like over here, it's like I guess the top of the west coast of a month. Like it's like Washington, I think right? The top of the West Coast.

That should, very much so. I'm not remembering that. I don't remember. I'm not like my brain is skipping. I thought Appalachia, like, let's say like, I'm thinking. of Seattle. Not Seattle. I'm thinking of Illinois. I'm thinking of Illinois. I'm like Illinois. I'm like Chicago. You think Appalachia starts in Chicago? No, no, no, no. I'm not there. I think

it's below it, but it's like to the west, right? It's like a little below it to the west. This is the dumbest. If I'm not mistaken, I can be wrong. I'm not so much. I don't know. Why don't you just confirm it real quick? Where's that? We all have computers. Yeah. That's true. And it's like usually have your phone out. I'm out. I was shocked that your phone was put away. It's good having some sort of knowledge that's already baked into your brain. All right, why are you looking that up? Where do you think um so where do you think Dubai is like what is it like attached to like if you had to um like a country that it's a of the country that is well known to the world where would you say

Dubai is adjacent to the United this is the United Arab Emirates well yeah this is like which is you know a few you know how the UK is and so um I really have no concept of like where this place is that's that's how i was too until i just looked it up right now so the biggest landmark it's just it's uh to the right of uh saudi arabia so like so if you're oh saudi arabia and then you just a little bit south into the right on the right the border uh i mean but on the coast dang it's that close to saudi arabia like abu dhabi's there people people vacationing that close to to fucking saudi arabia as well yeah i mean it's all relative and stuff and they all have all that crazy fucking yeah they're not they're not they're not encountering that

the struggle that's there. They're not. You know, it's like it's like a resort. I feel like a lot of those people are richer than Elon Musk, but they just don't like. Oh, they don't, they don't broadcast their money. Because they always say like,

oh, he's a richest person in the world. I'm like, I don't believe that by it. I go with it because I just, what's the point of pushing back against that? It doesn't matter. But like,

I don't think he's the richest person. I think at one point he might have been. I think there's no shot now. I think there, I think there are people that that are worth trillions. I think there are people that are worth so much money, but the money that they're worth, the money that they're worth is so like

100% negatively gained that they can't broadcast it at all, you know? It's like, it's like, it's so like undoubtedly. They're just not stupid. You got this from selling young girls. Well, 100%. You're not going to be that much wherever we do that. I just think it's like, it's like, that's where it's from.

I think it's more of this resource like you're sitting on the amount of land you have and the amount of oil you have and minerals and all that kind of stuff is worth this amount because it's the same thing for Elon. Elon doesn't have... Elon is worth trillions. He doesn't just have... He can't just... Well, sorry, I said,

we don't have worth trillions. Yeah, he's crazy. He's worth billions. He's worth like 400 billion, but he can't just pull 400 billion dollars out of his bank account. It's worth. It's not liquid, right?

Right. So... There's the entire... Sorry, no, there's the entire of the Appalachian Trail. It starts in Maine. I didn't know it started in Maine at all. Yeah, no, yeah.

It starts... I understand that. That's the trail. That's not all of Appalachialial area that they called that. Yeah. Appalach is like a very specific term. I thought it was like going towards the Midwest.

I didn't. That's what I thought it was. I, in my mind, it's like in the south. To me because I'm like, yeah, it's the fucking mountains. And it does go up to,

yeah, it does go up to the northeast. So interesting. West Virginia kind of area. Yeah. So I mean, it definitely passes through. That's the kind of area

where you've met niggas from the hills of eyes and shit like that where you meet like motherfuckers that are radiated from like their parents fucking each other for years. I think that like,

I mean, Iowaska. Did you watch the, uh, what I was going to say? Did you guys see that they found that giant skeleton? What do you mean? Where? In Dubai. Oh, no. Do they see?

Could they determine, could they determine the ethnicity of this gentle person? Yeah, it was a Jewish fellow. Oh, wow. Ashkenazi. Oh, there. In Dubai. Interesting. A giant Ashkenazi, his head, I think the skull, they found the skull.

And the skull was about. I think 40 million inches. I don't think you know how big that. In diameter. And 40 million inches in diameter. 40 million inches in diameter. 40 million. It's a really fascinating little true story.

I think is that like that is like, that's a big number, but you don't know how big that number is. 40 million inches in diameter? I think I understand. I think you know that's big. I don't think you understand how large that is it. You think Siri can,

could quantify how many meters that is? I know, I know Chad GPT can. Oh, Siri cannot do anything. It's actually bewildering how we've been like tricked into thinking that, yeah, go ahead. Siri,

how many, how many, oh, this fucking bitch. Hey, Siri. how many meters is 400 million inches is anything in the world that big what do you mean just gave up

just shut off so 10 million meters in diameter Chris that thing is in diameter that's okay what's the diameter of the earth yeah what is the diameter of the earth yeah what is the diameter

the earth in meters. The answer I found is 7,019. Chris, that's the galaxy. You just, that was this. Chris, that's the galaxy. It was a big skeleton. What was this? 7,000, what was it?

7,918. That's great. That's all. That makes sense. That's the galaxy. You just said, not even a galaxy. What's bigger than a galaxy? Also, that's the greater cosmos.

Put the diameter of the galaxy. Hey, Siri. How big is the estimated diameter of the galaxy? You need to put all that. Estimated. The diameter of the Milky Way galaxy is estimated to be like-year. Since one light year times 10 to the power of 17 kilometers. That doesn't help me.

That's still much smaller than what you said. No, that is actually insanely much larger. What do you say? That's much larger what you say. It's 10 to 12. You just switched your opinion, like mid-sentence. You see that? Yeah, I don't, you just misspoke.

I didn't misspoke. Okay, right. I was like, what just happened? Yeah, that's much, much, much bigger than what you did that? I mean, it's so funny how like, I hate the universe because of how when you see a picture, when they, when they, when they have a picture of a, just a small little spec and you see a bunch of galaxies within that area, I'm like, that's fucking bullshit. that's just one little teeny like the and then and then the um based on numbers a multiverse shit is a thing essentially you are letting yourself fall into the big problem of your trying to understand a cosmology as a dirt monkey on earth you know it's it is like it's interesting

to look into it's 3.33 billion feet what is 40 billion inches so it's so it's 40 million inches. Oh my fucking God. Finding that just in, just in Bethlehem somewhere. Yeah. Interesting. This is like some interdimensional thing.

Like it exists simultaneously in its dimension and ours because how does that work? It's poking out of our dimension. How does that work? And they somehow killed it. They killed it. Who felt that shit?

I think it just maybe natural causes. Maybe so. I think it might have been, it might have been, uh, Godzilla having a hard. heart attack? Well, it might have been, like, you know how like people with Marfant syndrome?

You know Marfan syndrome? This is a big niggins syndrome? That's tall like lanky, Abe Lincoln. Yeah, Abe Lincoln. Freak Lincoln? You know, like what? Yeah, Freak Lincoln. Freak linkin' link.

Freaky link. He's plow and sleigh. You know, people like that, people like that are so tall that their heart can't pump the blood to the brain. To their brain and dick it simultaneously. Yeah, yeah. They get bonus and he actually die. He has to choose one path.

Yeah, yeah. That's a slender man. Slender Man is a guy with fucking morphan syndrome. That's just like he just has... It's just a misunderstood guy looking for help. He's asking for help. He's leaving those pages all over the place because he can't talk to about it. He gets tired and he falls asleep.

Because you don't... So insane. Because he doesn't... You don't ever see Slynderman actually do anything to you, right? I mean, he shows up and he scares you. He's just like, hey, can you give me a second? I have to tell you that and you run off. That's why I feel like.

And you die from fear. Yeah. Yeah. You see his dick. But his voice is, he's so tall that his voice is so far. His mouth is so far away from his lungs that when he talks, it sounds like static. Yeah. It was Sirenhead.

Sirenhead's not really trying to hurt anybody. He's just trying to ask with directions how to get home. Yeah. But it sounds like a siren. All these people are misunderstood. They're all misunderstood. They're all misunderstood. Absolutely.

Yeah. Yeah. I think, honestly, sure. That's a big story. Writing a bunch of, like, creepyposses that are just misunderstood. They're just like, they're just misunderstood. They're just, like, they're just, like, they're just, Simply like they're just simply

That'd be really fun Trying to just get home And they're from like a different place And they're like Guys I'm not trying to hurt anybody Please everybody's attacking me I just want to get to my house Now I don't want to hear that I'm not a paranormal

I'm just a guy I don't hear that woke shit About like oh it's misunderstood Fucking who orcs have families Fucking get the fuck out of here Yeah Leave me alone with that show Slitterman's misunderstood

Why can't people just be evil Like in the good old days In the good old days Not all this woke 20-20 You guys are so you guys are you guys should both fucking complete Like a like Whatever MPC And P. Yigger

N. P. Yager Anyway. Anyway, what do we want to do? We spent A good 30 minutes talking about nothing. That was awesome. Yeah, what have been talking about? Wait, I need absolutely fucking nothing. It's the dog thing. I'm gonna see if dogs are older the society in the cities. Oh my God I can't don't come back to that. Oh my God there's nothing of value to be learned in that conversation i just don't i don't because i guess he says society of civilizations what is he what did he say civilization civilization civilization there's definitely no older to society are dogs older than uh sigmire's sieve is that what

sidmyer civilization you fool give me alone yeah are they so dogs older than is sidmeyer like a tom clancy type figure i i'm now i'm i probably like is there even a Sid Meyer. I don't know. At this point, I'm like, you question, you've,

you've made me question everything, because I legitimately thought Tom Clancy was alive. In the last episode, we talked about Tom Clancy and how he really has very little, if anything to do with anything

that has his name on it, especially, you know, after his death, obviously. But like, yeah, it's like,

is Sid Meyer. Holy shit. They are older, they expect they to be older older than civilization. What, dogs? Yeah, dogs. The people domesticated wolves

while they were They're animals While they were like In tribes Well dog Well the obviously that's makes sense Yeah Yeah but

Because dogs are more modern than wolves Dogs are wolves Yes but like We're talking about domesticated dogs Not like Canaan Well so what you're asking is Is a domesticated dog

Older than civilization? Yeah It's a pretty obvious Yes once you think about it A little deeper at all Yeah Well like So it does seem

It did seem obvious And the only reason I didn't say obviously because what in tribes why don't they domesticate wolves or something however I was thinking maybe they didn't do that until civilization sprung up and then they started having pets that was the only thing I was thinking of why I wouldn't say definitive

duh but uh yeah it is plausible that it's more obvious than not I guess what came for his gays or that's gay and boring anyway um should we uh what do we want to do hold I need um so my thumbnail my thumbnail subject oh yeah we need a thumbnail oh with um whenever we go

because I love when we talk about random shit. It's actually like my favorite podcast episodes, but then I'm like, fuck. We didn't stick on anything long enough to where I'm like, what am I even going to choose to be thumbnail? You should have the thing about the planet and the number of Chris gave. What?

That's terrible. And it's like you like this. No, no, no. I got some perfect drama. I got some perfect drama. All right. So, um, Phil DeFranco's dead.

Oh my God. That's right. Rip Phil DeFranco will be the thumbnail to the episode. Phil DeFranche. Phil DeFenish. Yeah, it turns out a. Philip DeFinich is so stupid That's a good one

I think that's a good one Philip de finish Or finish DeFranco Finish de Franco is pretty tough Finished de Frankco Finish de Franco's actually kind of good That's actually If he dies

Finish the Franks That's really unsightly too Like immediately You have that shit cued up Like his death goes live And six seconds later You have that postage tweet already you get it promoted out

Make sure you have it in your Your drafts Yeah you have any of drafts I don't I don't finish DeFranco That's pretty good So there is a Yeah so what is it

We got some We got some drama that we can throw on the thumbnail There's some drama drama That's funny because I watched the Philo DeFranco thing His show And he was talking about Ethan Klein's crash out

But Ethan has stepped up the He stepped up his Look, man, I'm going to be a little bit rude. I'm just going to be rude. He stepped up his crying wolf thing that he's doing. And I say this because... Is Ethan you're talking about? Yeah, Ethan Klein, not finished of Franco.

He's just doing his job, whatever. Yeah, he's not finished yet, so unfinished to Franco, nearly finished to Franco. On the verge of being finished of Frank. Would it be die soon? That'd be crazy. People would blame it on us. They're believing on you They blame on him

He came up with it You're the one saying it Yeah you came up with it I never would It never would have been it either Without you saying it You wrote the story I wasn't I'm not that maniacal

To come up with something like that You put it up You brought up your first But for some reason They're gonna pin it on you Stark time You came up with it You're prison

It's fucked up Prison now Prison now For making fun of dead Philip DeFranco And immediately Not even dead yet You don't even get a trial

They just say prison now And then they slap you In iron things And then the trial is for if they're going to kill you or not. Oh, that's great. You're in prison already, but you're going to see if you're going to get murder. I've in jail. I've lost all my rights anyway. Now I decide now like the argument of the decade is really whether or not I die in prison or they kill me. The people versus Chris Reagan, do we kill him like for making fun of Phil to Franklin?

For making fun of, yeah, for Finnish to Franco. Being innocent and having to be held like you're just innocent. You didn't do anything wrong. And then. People have already gotten past the point of you being guilty. Yeah. You're like, you're just like, they're not deciding your fate. You're like, wait, wait, what happened? We didn't even go through it, whether I did this or not yet. No, you did it, bitch. Do I love those videos of Nancy Grace?

Have you seen those videos? No. Nancy Grace, right? Yeah, but what are you talking about? So, like, because of the, what is it, Casey Anthony coming back. Uh-huh. Nancy Grace was like, this bitch. So Nancy Grace just came out again because she's like, Nancy Grace, I guess, to

Casey Anthony is Norm MacDonald to O.J. Simpson Where, like, if anything's happening with him, it's like he has to show up. To, like, re-spawn, man. To re-drag everything through again. Right. And I love it.

She's like, this bitch is on substack. What a cunt. She didn't say any of that. But it was damn near, you know? Yeah, it is pretty fucking wild. Stump, bitch. Just go away. Like, go away forever.

You fucking dodge the biggest bullet. And it's like she's trying to get murked. or something. Yeah. So we'll just stay around long enough to where something bad actually happens to maybe she can get a big payout

or something. People on about it. You know what's crazy? Is that like Casey Anthony was originally... Yeah? I'm listening. She was actually going to be

the original like big bad... She was originally the main villain of the kids next door. Oh! Oh! Yeah. I didn't know that. That actually makes a lot of sense though.

I like the idea of Casey Anthony being like a character from Bloodborn and it's like she... Which one? I don't know. It's like one of the people that kills one of the baby. He's the one of the little space babies.

Space babies. Yeah, there's a little space baby. You're talking about dead space? Oh, I'm bloodborn. I don't remember that. There's a bunch of... She's like fucking... He's like the fucking...

I don't know. She like fucking... The moon's presence, but is Casey Antony. Father Gascoigne, but it's like, you know, she's just... Chopin up her own baby. It's pronounced Gascoe. And the fucking graves and killing them again.

He's taking a little um... Embellalgo cord to eat them to become elder god and shit. Anyway, Phil de Franco's dead. So Phil de Franco's dead. Um, Ethan... Ethan Klein did it actually, so he pinned on him. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

So Ethan Klein, we briefly mentioned Ethan Klein crashing out. And the one thing that's upset of me because, you know, we all know Ethan Klein. We're acquainted with Ethan Klein. Yeah. We had no problem with Ethan. No. And the thing that I guess that upsets me is knowing him, had many conversations with him, broke bread. I'm like, I know he knows better.

I know he knows how the internet works. I don't know what's going on with this guy. He's having a moment. and I feel like his friends and his co-host are failing him by enabling his epic crashout. Because if I were on that show, I would have left. For a principle, out of principle. Be like, I can't support what you're doing because the stuff that he's doing now, there's all this stuff had to do with like Casson and all that shit, right?

But it's now spilled into all these different other things that's now affecting his family. It's to the point where CPS was called. Now, I've heard different things that the way CPS works in California, I haven't verified this. I don't care enough. but there's people that were like, hey, the way that is describing the way CPS works, it does not work.

You cannot do anonymous tips the way that swatting works. It has to be a credible source. It can't be anonymous. That is what I've heard how it works in California. Yeah, well, so the loophole I think in that is that a credible source, the concept of a credible source is tailored for your average person's experience. So therefore, like, if you're like a celebrity and you broadcast a lot about like your personal life and you know like,

let's say like this is where we live, you know, this is family members, etc. And a lot of random people know deep information about you that for most people qualifies like a credible source. So I think that's like the loophole that like was managed to like run through. That's what I heard. I don't make sense to me. Which is fine. I just I just heard that you can't do. If I want to do my due diligence, I would verify if you could have an anonymous because that's a specific thing, like saying that I heard in California, it cannot be anonymous. Sure. I don't know if that, now that's, I feel like that's, that's a kind of a moot point.

The only reason, the only thing I think it's, the only thing I read, because of how much people abuse a system, I think it absolutely should not be anonymous in any circumstance. Yeah, that's fair. And so, anyway, the only reason I, I, I haven't verified that, it was because it's somewhat moot because it's not the point of this entire argument. Because from my point of view, the. reason this happened at all, you know, like, say, like, is his crash out, he, knowing, Ethan knows how the internet works. It's why on his own podcast, he will dock somebody,

a detractor many a times. And even there's screenshots of him because he uses his Instagram all the time in his stories. And when he docks this one recent guy that said, like, he told Ila to rot in hell when she got the, uh, the star David Tattoo. Now, they're saying that they're, I just hate what's happening because it's obvious why people are upset, but they're playing it as, oh,

they're just Nazis. And that's very, calling the guy that didn't say anything racist, for example, a guy that he docs, he didn't say anything racist. He said, I've been following you guys since 15K.

I'm glad I don't like follow you guys anymore, rotten hell. So there's no racist implication on those in that text. But he called him a not. seen an anti-Semite linking it because it was on Ila's tattoo of the star David. So if you're a stupid person, I understand how you can make that connection. But we use the internet and we also understand that people are upset because of the timing. Not that Ila is a fucking Israeli and got a star tattoo. It's there's a current conflict happening. And then as you guys are being accused

to being Zionist, you get a tattoo and people are annoyed. And it's not like, it's the same thing that happened when Iela, she had a artist working with her. And then said, I don't, I can't longer work with you. And then Ela said, oh, he no longer wants to work with me because I'm Israeli. And I'm like, pause. You've been Israeli the entire time. I'm pretty sure. And in the text, hold on, once a day.

She just become Israeli. Well, that's the thing. And even in the text, it didn't say anything that had to do with that. It was obviously a brand issue. Like, hey, your guys' brand's a little toxic right now. I'm not going to work with you guys. Even though I worked with you prior. They've worked together before.

Yeah. But something's happening right now where they're doing this weird victim thing that's causing these crazy assholes on the internet in these subreddits and stuff to go way crazier. And now Ethan is publicly doxing people on his fucking platform on the podcast that has tens of thousands of concurrent viewers and almost a million fucking views on the Vods. A lot of people. So the fans are going hard on the panel of these people. These people are coming out.

This one guy came out and he's like, oh yeah, my mom's a teacher and they're attacking her. They're saying all this crazy shit and they won't leave her alone. They won't leave my family alone. but Ethan broadcasted it and he said on his story that he wishes that he could have found

more people but most of the people talking shit are anonymous so he wants to put these people on blast and I'm like

okay first of all you're doing this crazy shit that no one should be doing especially in somebody as large as this platform and number two

you're inviting insane people to do the same thing to you now and now he makes a video saying I can't believe these people

are doing this to me and I'm like what are you talking about my guy and so he makes this video talking about the CPS thing, which is obviously fucked up. Of course, yeah.

But then he doesn't, he leaves out anything that like, oh, I'm engaging in this type of behavior. Even fucking Hassan, that could have like been really inflammatory if you wanted to because Ethan's saying that Hassan's like responsible for a lot of this stuff. Not even Hassan's fans. He's saying Hassan. Hassan said like, I wouldn't do anything like this because I'm not Ethan Klein. And that was the biggest thing that he said.

And I'm like, care to elaborate what they what you mean by that? that served, but he didn't even care to elaborate. So if you are a Hassan detractor and you hate him, you're immediately going to take a side. Sure. And it's just, there's so much nuance left out to where obviously things didn't get in the way where they got into, but they only got there because Ethan is just crashing out so hard. He has a vendetta and he won't stop. It's to the point where his vendetta is more important than his family safety right now. That sounds insane. Right. But That is literally what's happening right now. And if anybody wants to be honest about the situation,

that's the conversation that need to be had. It's like, Dan, his producer, A.B. And all those people that still work there, it's like, bro, you've been crashing out for like over a year, inviting, trying to sue people, sue subreddits, doxing people, being proud of it, calling everyone Nazis and anti-Semites and all this shit. And then now he's like surprised that people are fuck

these crazy assholes. these terminally online people are fucking with him when he's been fucking with them and I'm like there's this guy Bad Impanata that I discovered just like a couple weeks ago and he's kind of an asshole but he's an asshole but he's also

he's an asshole but look at Ethan understands this here's something that happened with Bad and Panana and Bad and Panada the reason why they have such beef Ethan said by the definition of what a terrorist is Ela when she was a part of the IDF is

technically a terrorist. And even at one point, Ethan was like, I understand why people think the idea for terrorists, but like, Ila was like, yeah, but I was like a secretary, obviously. But also, you know that if there was like a secretary in Hamas, they wouldn't give them that grace. So it's getting a little. I like the idea. It's a thing to imagine. Just doing it.

Oh, here's your coffee, sir. Boom. I don't know. But it's a. It's a crazy situation that people are just being purposefully obtuse and thing. I never would have guessed that Ethan would be obtuse about this. But when I saw that documentary he did, the content nuke and the amount of stuff he left out. And I was like, damn, it really made me feel like, damn, I just didn't, I didn't know he had this in him.

And I feel like it's not him. He's just like to me, it's like Joe Rogan, it's him now. Like you know what I mean? Like Joe Rogan, the way How much he's changed, that's him. I don't believe that he's like in this weird turmoil thing right now. I feel like Ethan's in like having like this weird turmoil. And he's so obsessed with like trying to defeat these people who he deems are evil and need to be like taken off the internet that.

That nothing else really matters above that because you know it's it's affecting his show. It's now it's affecting his family. Like it didn't need to get this far. Yeah. And I think it's it's unfortunately it's it's I get I get. I get the defensive nature of him culturally because of the idea of that like, historically,

his people have been under attack for a while. They've been given a pretty shitty hand in things a lot all over Europe and the Middle East. And I think he's coming from that place way too hard. He's coming from that place way too hard. Real quick, though, the thing that's interesting is that when this all started,

he was an extreme voice of reason. This is the only problem. It didn't start off that way. I'm aware. So that's, but like, that's what it sounds like though. But then it turns into like, I'm being ostracized. I'm being belittled because of this reason why, right? But it's like, no, it's like, why did it?

If he started off being like a complete ally and everybody saw him that way, it's like people didn't just randomly out of nowhere to start accusing him of being a Zionist, something happened from his point of view that made him to, be more defensive of Israel that caused this. His wife is from there. Right, but she didn't do anything either. They were both very sympathetic to the Palestinian crisis. You know, like, it's just like, this situation happened.

No, I'm talking about post the situation, post October 7th, they were very sympathetic to the Palestinians. Things are still progressively going on over there. And you never know who in their family have been hurt or been harmed by all this that's going on. Granted doesn't exactly mean justify this, this like, damn near, genocentic, That's not what we're getting at. It's what I'm sorry.

We're just getting on like a timeline. It's kind of like where there's a lot of people that think all this stuff started post October 7th. There's a history. We know this. And so in the same way, there's a history of the way that they were advocating. And then it kind of changed. And it changed on their end because of certain things that happened. And now unfortunately, because of the conflicts between Ethan and Hassan, things have gotten so weird.

and hostile, but it's really only coming from one side. And that's the thing that a lot of people aren't understanding, like, Hassan, I did my due diligence to be like, what does Hassan saying about Ethan? Fucking hardly anything. You could fit it in like a vaude of like a fucking like an hour or two or something versus Ethan. It's almost every fucking day. Well, yeah. Yeah, that's kind of the thing for me where I'm just like, it seems like I know. I knew I knew jack shit about really any of this.

Yeah. Because I don't care. I get it. I don't give it. Like I don't really. I don't watch Hassan ever. I've seen enough of his stuff where I'm just like, he's kind of just like a,

it's kind of a bimbo. You know, there's really not like, I'm gonna say he's a bimbo. I think he's pretty well learned, but I think it's half and half. I think I've seen just enough of him being stupid as him making, that's kind of the thing where it's like,

it really is such a coin toss to the point where it's like, yeah, I might as well not pay it to do. I think he well learned. My argument is that he has to play up to the streaming system of it. I, and whatever that is, it is,

it is that. Like I think he's pretty, because when he talks about stuff that he's serious about, he's pretty knowledgeable about it. Sometimes. I would argue, I don't know, man. I've heard him. I've heard him be fucking way wrong to the point where I'm just like, all right, whatever. You're just a guy on the internet. You're saying shit, fine.

I'm going to be honest. I don't care. I'll be honest. And continue your point. The one thing I have noticed that how much he's been clipped out of context is actually insane, actually. This is me being so indifferent to Hassan. but just actually doing my due diligence to understand this because I was a little bit interested in like what the fuck was happening.

And I know for sure, especially within that stupid fucking video, that content nuke, it's almost every clip that was used, there was some nuance that was left out. And I was like, this is insane. I can't fucking believe this.

But is it so much nuance that it would transform entirely? Yes. Yes. That's the thing that's crazy. Because like there's some things I saw where I was just like, well, Chris, I don't really. know, like, I have a pretty good eye for things that, like, I've seen people get taken out of context a million times, right?

Well, that's, that's true, but, but like, I think, I think Hassan speaks in hyperbole too often. Sure. And I think the words he uses are, we're content creators, we know. Well, that's kind of why it's, we have to speak and have to talk. We get it, right? But when he, that's why it's hard to take people like this seriously in general. You know, right? Two million percent.

If you're a streamer, you're going to say shit, I can't care. Every time I see a content creator come up. and they're like really like an exposed thing and they're very honest. I'm like, I can't believe you entirely. Because I know you're doing like, you can apologize without making a whole big video grandstanding about it.

Sure. So my instinct is like always like a little like back off. You're like, I hope it's for the most genuine reasons, right? But when it comes to things about politics in particular, it's all nuance. Sure. But then there's like,

no, it's not, it's literally. No, I literal. Right. Look, I guess,

check it out. So, the problem is we understand that most people aren't going to go verify yeah they're not going that's just that's just that's what it is what it is it would be on his son to understand that he because he calls it they call it clipchimping at least i've heard him say that a million times they clip chimp me clip chimp me and i'm like okay um knowing that that would happen it's like bro you got to tighten up your fucking your arguments you got to tighten up your things knowing that people are going to clip things out of context and one thing that happens all the

time is um uh it's uh destiny subreddit destiny destiny destiny hates hassan his fans hate his sign because they had a falling out a long time ago i don't know exactly what happened but i just know they hate each other um Ethan gets most of his ammunition from the destiny subreddit and people have proved it time and time again where it was showing all this thing was posted this exact hour and then it was posted on Ethan's uh story on his instagram the exact hour that it came out so he's just getting his information, all these clips clipped out of context from this specific subreddit. And Ethan won't just go to the direct source and verify what it's true or not. He just won't do it. He doesn't, he's not interested in it. I think he's more interested in smearing Hassan than actually

trying to legitimately take him down. And I feel like his content nuke would have done really well if he would have just found the legitimate things that he said that are like really inflammatory and really fucking stupid and not just like, hey, there's another minute or two of something explaining what's happening. Like say when he's talking about like, Like many things. There's many things that they've talked about. And it's just, I'm like, fuck. I understand where Hassan's coming from now

because I heard the rest of the fucking thing he was saying. And this happens all the time. We can get clipped out of context. Even like I say something and it sounds like, I'm talking about something gay. Just because of the word like come or whatever. Why I have notoriety is that you click me out of context. What do you mean?

The times you hate the gay thing? That's literally why I'm even involved in it at all. That's hilarious, actually. Yeah, that's a good point. That's a good point. This is me. I want to be very clear. I'm coming from someone who's completely indifferent to Hassan.

I am actually someone who has considered Ethan a friend. You know what I mean? Right, right. So I'm coming from this aspect of being neutral and looking into this stuff and realizing, oh, Hassan is retarded in many ways, but people are being very uncharitable. And I don't expect them to be more charitable. That's the thing, though. I don't, I don't expect people to be like, oh,

Let me go to Hassan's vods and fucking... Yeah, no one's going to do that. I don't expect that. But also, recognize, just at least recognize that you may not know the entire fucking story. And which means you should just disregard what you saw. That's what I usually do where I'm like, that sounds crazy. I don't know. And I just, if I'm not that interested, if I'm not going to go search for it, I don't care anymore.

To me, I've seen too much... And obviously Ethan's, like, crashing out specifically, like, and he's way more focused on it. Yeah. But I've seen both of these. people say things that I'm just like, that's just objectively false. And it's just so clearly not what is happening. Oh, yeah. And so to me, I'm just like, this is ethereal bullshit that really doesn't matter at all outside of, to these people, who have for some reason fed the flames of it. And I think even just for some reason is really

like stoking the flames of this thing. Every time, like, because I follow Ethan. Sure. On like, uh, Instagram or whatever. Same. And oh, a story. And it's just like, some fucking block a text about some fucking shit that no one cares about. And I'm just like, what do you do? If anybody, if I was doing this and I had no friends coming to me being like, yo, are you good? Yeah. I don't know, man.

I just don't understand how there's nobody around him who's just, who's just like, bro. Move forward. Is there anything left that you have to do? And also just the idea that you have like a show of other people. who are like technically subservient to you, who are probably in a pretty fucking awkward position. Yes, where like they probably can't necessarily just leave.

They got to find work, you know? That's what I know. And so like you're putting your people in this awkward position where like you're just using them to go on this war path against this guy who fucking, who cares? I mean, clearly he does. Like I don't. I mean, him and him alone.

It's four reasons that I don't agree with. I'm not. I'm not 100% like on the like, I don't know. I think I think what happens is that Ethan's playing a little too close to a group of a party of people that are straight up insane. Which is terminally online people and he's doing the same thing. And it's, well, he's doing it. He's doing it.

But it's also the ideas that like, I don't know, man. I just, bro. He has like three kids or something. He's got an entire, yeah, two businesses like Ila's the clothing thing. But that's awesome. He's connected to it. They're married. and they got the entire empire of the podcast,

there's so much stuff that he needs to take care of and he's clearly neglecting a lot of it. And here's the thing that's really, it's just, I've quit jobs for way less. Like if my boss was fucking doing, I would have left so long ago. I understand that the people in those positions are making a lot of money.

I understand Dan and A.B. And all of them are probably getting paid really well. But at a certain point, I can't, even if I believed that Ethan was correct in this situation, I'd be like, bro, you're arguing with terminally online people that don't care. They want to see you crash out and you're doing it. You're giving it to them.

I can't be a part of this. I care about you. Just have an episode. Literally like it's like I can't like an inter, I fucking hate interventions, but at this point, I'm like, yeah. I support one. I just understand how like you, I would be so paranoid about just like, aren't people tired of this?

Yeah. They are. That's how I would feel. I saw some of their numbers. Like they still are big, you know, Normie enjoyed podcast. So a lot of their numbers are still going to be there. But a lot of people like that were ancient supporters, people that are just like, look, Ethan, I support you, but I don't want to fucking hear about Hassan anymore ever again.

Yeah. They're like, I don't care about this guy. He's not even, he's not even the biggest villain in politics. That's the biggest fucking thing Right I'm like bro if we want to talk about like say You want to talk about anti-Semitism or some shit like that Like this is not

This fucking guy is not the guy you should focus on Holy shit He feels betrayed by One he's supposed to betray to Hassan Two there's something deeper in that situation He's gay Well Oh well

There's something there's something deeper We solved it I had to be of something like actually serious He's in love with Hassan I'd be crazy He's gay And as we all know about being Possum gay that long as crazy.

Being gay is a problem. It's a big problem, especially in both of their religions, I think. Yeah. So. You think they would be able to bond. We cracked the case, guys. We went on for like a good 20 minutes or whatever the fuck it was and it just turns out.

There's your thumbnail. Yeah. Never. Hassan and Ethan are gay. That's insane. I think it's a lot of dumb. shit from a lot of dumb directions and I think I don't know man we just we all know how the internet works right yeah we know how the internet works you cannot do this it's like a dude I

fucking hate this well I only bring this up because it's the perfect example I don't even want to say the name Gamergate I only bring this up because the way that people remember Gamergate is the way that say Ethan is portraying what's happening and this is a lot of stuff is left out. And one thing that even to ourselves, I can't speak for you, but for myself, there was a section of the internet that I wasn't necessarily aware of. Like, I didn't even know who Ethan Ralph was at that point. And he was like leading the charge and harassing a lot of these people. So when they talk about a harassment campaign against women, that actually was happening. It wasn't what we were talking about. Right. Yeah. I didn't fucking me, I'm like, Zoe Quinn sucks.

These people are being stupid. Like they're being ridiculous. And to me, that was a always like the the the complexities of just anything that just has no leading structure you know what I mean it's like it's like what is it how uh you had you had BLM right you had like black lives matter and then you had that fucking those crazy people right like kidnap that disabled guy right right it's just like I mean that's that video made me so sad I thought that was the last time he's Facebook I think really ever yeah yeah it sucks yeah it's just yeah I'm done and it's just like yeah you know people are going to be crazy, especially in situations where like the only prerequisite for being a part of it is really just saying it.

Right. You know what I mean? It's just like, oh, it's a hashtag. So like whatever. You're going to have fucking crazy people jump on all sorts of shit. 100%. So yeah, it's, yeah, it's. And imagine if I were some type of crusader to be like, no, I want to change public opinion

about gaming. Who gives a fuck? Dude, it doesn't matter. It's over. You're not going to change the hearts and minds of all these people. They're always going to be crazy people. It's what it is. and right now I just want somebody close to Ethan

to be like bro it's things are things are gonna get worse for him now like I hate that I hate that that he put it all the way up on here and then his fans are attacking

who's that I was gonna call her dumb bitch it's just I just do that by default I don't know much about her denims denim's denim like she seems denims denims denims I think it's like jeans like denim's denim yeah I guess

but like I don't know much about her but every clip that I've seen of her people are like oh what a terrible person I haven't done my due diligence to watch enough of her I've watched a one 14 minute video of her it was very hard to get through because she's boring your shit to me but a lot of people it was but it was again a part of the documentary that was taken uh the nuke that was taken out of context and I'm like Jesus Christ this is anyway but I'm seeing her being hard in the pain people are coming at her people come at that bad and pinata guy and he's He's relishing in it. He loves this. He's actually, he's one. I think he probably was one of those, before he gained prominence. He was probably like an ultrareditor or like, you know, so he's relishing in like the stuff and he was, um, Ethan put him on blast because he, he took, he said, oh, it was me. I did the CPS thing. Like he was being facetious, being an asshole. But I think people were taking it seriously and I'm like, all right, see, this is getting, it's getting to a point where people can't even tell that this guy's clearly trolling and being an asshole. Yeah. And. And. not like, you know, and then Ethan also was saying like, oh, this guy's, he's a like,

assuming he's a criminal saying like he's escaped from places. He fled to Argentina where all his Nazi buddies are. And he's like, I watched the video. Is that real? So there's this guy, so Bad Impanata is, he's a Greek Australian that now lives in Argentina. That's mega suspicious. Is it though? Yeah, look. Is it? Look, look. Argentinians are out of, out of Hispanic. American. For Hispanic Americans, and particularly, there's a lot of,

it's a lot of, Naziism in that particular Latin American country. In a vacuum, is it like suspicious at all? No, it's funny. It's funny that that happens to be true. These things are like,

these are weird lines to crawl to each other. This is, I like the idea of making jokes about that because that's perfect. I don't like that Ethan's putting real implications on it. Because it's not like Ethan is being like,

oh, for real about it. And I'm like, well, I don't know. He might be a Nazi. We can joke on it. It would be hilarious of this ultra-progressive fucking communist was actually a Nazi. Well, he's like a Richard Spencer type. You know what I mean? All the sleepers.

Yeah, he's like a sleep where he is a socialist. But he's also like, you know, the first part. Well, I mean. I'm a socialist for a certain group of people. If that were the case, that would be. I mean, that's literally, yeah. I mean, that's what national social. If that's the case, that would be awesome.

I mean, this guy, Bannon Pinnata. He's not the greatest guy, obviously. he's not um i feel like he's probably the average terminally online streamer that's gained some prominence they're like that's a bad person they're all kind of just dick headish and they they like they relish and um clout and stuff and uh but it's not like he's he's very he's very like hairy and like caveman as so he's yeah he spends a lot of time if you're with your car you wouldn't necessarily stop i is that is that what you're saying if there was a human to stop for he'd be on a low Not saying that.

Are you sure? I'm saying. I don't think you know what you're saying. That's crazy. I think I'm being so ghastly right now. You just tried to steal autonomy from him. You just tried to take that from him. That's awesome.

Well, he described him as an unkemmed person. That's a least indicates. Is that somebody who should get hit by the car and not stop? People's deaths matter more than others, you know? Well, yeah, by. What do you mean? By, I literally what I said. By clout?

There's no confusion about what I said. Confusion? Confucius. Confucius. once said. Is that guy even real? Was that real? He's probably like another fucking Sid Meyer. Yeah. It's all clancy. Dude, I heard this most wild thing right.

Confucius splitter's cell. You know the bad friends podcast with Bobby Lee and that Cheeto. Cheeto Santino, that fucking freak. He looks like. I don't like him. I don't know. Sad about him seems dickheadish, but he hasn't done anything. He plays, I don't know. He plays it bad. In my opinion, he plays the dickhead

like in a bad way where it's just annoying to me. But that's just me. But Andrew Schultz is on there, right? Oh, yeah. And he said the most wild whatever. And I almost laughed that I was like, this nigga might not be kidding. But it's like, where he was like, you were probably, you've seen squid games, right? You've seen Squid Games, right?

Bobby and Bobby's like, yeah, yes, of course I've seen Squid games both seasons. And he's like, hey, I have a serious question. It's racist, but a serious question. He was like, you think they have the numbers so we can tell the difference? And it's like, did this nigga just say this? And it's like, it's sort of funny, but it's like, what? Did you just say? No, that's clearly a fit.

I know it's a bit, but like, but it's like, what the fuck? That is, now that's, in the context of talking to Bobby Lee, that's a good joke. That is, yeah,

but it's like, what? I wanted to laugh, but I was like, you've been on a weird run lately. I think I just all sucks. You've been on a weird run lately, so I can't laugh at you.

I used to, I've heard some of his, um, crowd work and I thought it was good. And that's it. Yeah, I don't think I've ever heard a bit of his, like that he wrote.

I was, I thought he was funny back. in a day in Guy Code. I thought like it, I didn't watch. I don't watch Guy Code. I love them on that shit. I know what is that?

It's an MTV show. Yeah, it's an MTV show. Because I think they had Guy and Girl Code if I remember. Girl Code. Girl Code was dumb. Obviously.

I wonder why you think that. Well, no, it was also worse. Well, I wonder if women thought that. Yeah, they probably did because it's terrible. I can't take your word for it. Women are.

They would agree with me. We lead them. We have to guide them. They don't know what they're. That's true. They don't like, yeah, they don't like anything.

We give them what they like. Yeah. Sorry. My grandma's spirit's hurting me. Dude to call me out. I said that she never watched DBZ. I just assumed. She snapped at you.

Well, she was like, she was like, why the fuck she'd say that? She's like, I'm pretty sure I told you that. My grandma used to watch that shit. And like, we watched all the way up to until a GT. And I was like, her grandmother was watching Dragon Ball up until GT. That's insane.

I fuck with that. And me, I was just like, if you told me, I guess I forgot because we, we literally never talked. about Dragon Ball in any capacity. It's funny, Lily loves Dragon Ball Z. Lily loves that shit. I'm like, of course she does. But she's Mexican.

Yeah, that's a texat. Right, right, right, right. She knows, she knows, she knows him more from like stuff than the show. But she also did watch Dragon Ball Z. He's like, I love Goku. He's the guy from the taco shops, I remember. And it's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's the taco shop. That's so cropped.

That's like a show. Imagine watching a show and it's like, whoa. Yeah. And you don't even not have an understanding for why that character is like associated with that brand. That's Spider-Man from the book fairs. It's like, what the book fair? What shows the Burger King from?

Did you, uh, did you guys ever reference Dragon Ballsie at all the time? Yeah, see, that's the thing. We don't. She says hello monkey sometimes, like, freeze it. I'm like, you? I'm like, Lily, stop. That's crazy. And she doesn't want to say inward.

Okay. She almost said it yesterday because you were. She's getting closer. She's getting closer to. Yeah. She thinks it means dude or bro now and it's like good. Finally. It does.

She's on, I mean, yeah, it's not derogatory. It's not exactly derogatory, but it's like, she's like, I don't want to be saying stuff like that because that's not respectful. To whom? To people that it might offend. Are you offended by it? I'm not offended, but she doesn't want to, she doesn't want to get familiar with saying it.

That's the thing. The soft A? Because she also is in a very professional setting. She doesn't have to. She doesn't have to adopt it like consistently into her Lexicon. It's just. The problem is I say it too much. You say it once for emphasis and it has a.

great impact. Like, imagine you guys are playing Pokemon or something. Like, damn, nigga, and you'd be like, you're immediately,

it's just sweeten the whole fucking moment. Right. It's a cheek code. It's a verbal cheat code. It is. When we were playing Spider-Man, she was like, I'm gonna fucking get that Nick.

She was like, yeah, that's awesome, yeah. She was like, that's a soft day. It's a different situation. That's what I'm saying.

Like, she graduates to hard, actually, I can't stop. I can't stop saying me. I actually think the word. She's also Mexican, too,

so she doesn't want to start, She doesn't want to open that floodgate because you can't really close it with them. Is this a hot take that a retard is worse than the soft day? No. No. No, not at all. That's not a hot take either? No.

I think it significantly is. I think there's a lot of people that are really still pushing back against saying retard and I just completely disagree with them. I just fundamentally disagree. I've been saying it a little more than usual than I, a bit more usual than I normally say it. I don't like saying that phrase because it's just. not what I mean when people are being stupid. I don't think of disabled people.

I don't think of it at all. No, and you're, you don't. It's akin to just, are you really stupid? You're a really stupid person. I don't think of black people when I scream the N-word out either. Which, which, which, uh, soft a hard are. Both at the same time. Almost like a fusion.

Guys, I got asked me. Vegeta says the hard art. Goku says the soft day and then like, you're like, whoa. That's exactly what it is. Would it be Nagar? How did that work? Well, no, they both. They both are saying, you know how the Gojita

has a double voice? Yeah, so the laps. Yeah, has a lap overlapping. Who says the soft egg is he's not an asshole. And Vegeta says the hard R and he's like, what? And they notice there are two people in there fully for the first time. You're like, that must be a wild experience. Yeah. That's the gay thing ever, actually.

Probably. Well, do they feel each other's weaners? That is so gay that it is so gay. It's not gay anywhere? But it loops around. Do you like, who's whineer do you like feel? Like, you know how you know like you're sitting? You can just, you know, my penis is here.

It exists. So I saw a. a video, or not a video, like an image of this guy, he got an arm transplant and it worked and it like took. So he's got two other people's arms. In that scenario,

what's going on with, like, jerking off? Yeah, who feels what? Because that's not your arms. So you're just getting your arms, you're getting a Dutch rudder the entire time. You're jerking off with somebody else, an unwilling dead man's arms. Well, yeah, but so what at that moment, you know? Yeah.

What do you mean? So what? And then I'm like, what the fuck ever? Like, whatever. You don't think of that. You wouldn't. That wouldn't. You or yourself are two people already, you know?

What are you saying? To create you, you will come from the code of two people. So are you gay then? By default? I don't know. Like, you're letting another man jerk you off. I thought that's like, another man's hand jerking you off. That's so silly to me.

It's like, dude, whatever, man. Or is it like, is it like, uh, you wouldn't think about that at all? If you got an arm transplant and you had like, man, these are not my arms. These are not the arms that I agree. Of course. This is somebody else is. Like you have black arms? Yeah.

I would like, Oh, that's kind of weird. That'd be sick as well. These are my arms now. I would feel, Michael Clark Duncan donates his arms to you. Michael Clark Duncan? Yes.

He donates his arms to you, Chris Raygun. How did he die? I think he had a heart problem. He actually died like a while ago. Oh, he's dead? He actually is dead? Yeah, no, Michael Clark Duncan's dead.

Unfortunately. That's why you haven't seen him in anything recently. Yeah, they probably would have recast him for the... Yeah, I figured he was just old. Yeah, no, he died after he got a left. executed in the green mine. Yeah. They actually killed him.

Lily didn't know that Stephen King wrote that yesterday and I was like, what are you talking about? Lilith. He didn't write that and I'm like, guess the fuck you did. That's fair. I mean, I don't know if I would have, I didn't know that. I feel like there's, I feel like most stuff that he's written,

people don't know actually. Really? I guess that's true. I don't necessarily think of it. Because he did, he did, he did, the fun to Googleness from a Sigginswell, right? He did the niggas. He did, um, Baye-Bee's kids.

Baye's kids, biker mice from Mars. He did. He did. the Chappelle Show, in fact. Yeah, all every single single season is the He wrote that part. He's like the whitest person ever. Chappelle show.

One of our friends is from the same town as him, which is hilarious. You know he know he still uses typewriters. Oh, Stephen King? Yeah, with ink and shit. He's so old. No way. Sing, you know he's still.

Type writers is so boring. I think he's old enough. He's like 104 or something. Right, but I think he's not. Here's the thing. I think he's old enough where I think I think he's very aware Like I don't know if he has nostalgia

For things that are objectively inconvenient In the way that like maybe people who are younger than him might Yeah You know what I mean Like he lived through the point where it's like Oh I don't have to fucking do a type write anymore This is great Yeah

And he was like in his like 40s or something Where that happened probably I think it's so insane that like The typewriter doesn't fucking You gotta be perfect decisionally it's just I like you gotta scrap the whole thing

fuck I like some you type the N word in I like some old technology I think a lot of there's certain pieces of old technology that I think are genuinely like as convenient as we really

should have needed it to be like like I don't know I really think back around like 2005 to 20 2009 of like

that's the point where I think technology was as convenient as like it would need to be, but not so convenient that it would like grab onto you and like inconvenience every like even just the way that like streaming services work, right? We used to remember when we had like Netflix and it was like, oh, it was new and it was cool and everything was on it and it was cheap. And it was like, oh, this is great. This is so much better than cable.

Yeah. But now it's like, okay, nothing's on Netflix now. It's 50 times as expensive. Here's a service that you have to use. Here's a VPN. They have to pay for because, like, you know, a lot of the shows that you actually paid for that you want to be on here or not on here anymore. And you know what I mean? Like this just a layer of like inconvenience, inconvenience.

Yeah. That was like this sweet spot in time where like your phone, you could message anybody you wanted. You could call anybody you wanted. But it wasn't like harassing you about like emails every fucking moment of every day. Yeah. I mean, you weren't getting like notifications up the ass. You can moderate the stuff you get though. I think things are built

Things are built to not do that is what I'm saying Like every Think about everything Every app that you have on your phone I have apps For like my lights Right That's crazy

In the living room And it's just like God damn it It's so annoying And you go on the app And you think like Okay This is this is an app

For lights And then you go on it And there's a fucking news feed There's like a TikTok On the The fucking lights app People are just like shoving lights up their asses

or something? I have no fucking idea. I never... I said he opens his mouth and it's like a fucking globe. I couldn't believe that shit. I opened it just to... I opened it to change some settings

so I can get some new like lights or whatever. Yeah. And it was just like a video of some guy setting up lights. And it was like, what the fuck? And then you scroll down and there's another one. You're like, what...

People are posting user-generated content on the fucking lights app? What is going on? You should post you jacking off. That would be amazing. It's like, what do they get? If they can ban you? Like, oh, no, I'm banned from the light app.

Yeah, but even like... Which app is that? I'm gonna do something on it. Oh, I don't know. It's... Garbage. I never open it. Just fucking POV jacking off and then busting on the camera.

So insane. It's so insane. But a typewriter is specifically like... That sucks. I look at back on... I look back on a lot of things. It's like you would never... I want...

just to write the hard R over and over and over and over again. So insane. And then the novelty will be immediately, like the second you do the first thing, you're like, oh, that was cool. It's going in the closet after that. Like, it's gone. I think that a lot of people have gotten really strangely incapable of understanding information the right way.

So I think we can't take us, like if we were inverted to the technology like 20 years, a lot of people would probably die. I actually, I don't think so I really I think it would be better I think I genuinely First of all I want them to die It's great

Because the people that can't survive Like What do we need them for? Yeah Yeah Because people can't use those people People can't read things anymore Yeah

People can't read things And then people can't People can't read them Why is that And people can't understand What they're reading And I think it's too late It's too late for that

But why is that Well it's not technology It's not totally I think it is I think it's 100% I think technology plays a huge part in it but I think it's just simply education is fucking broken here.

No, I think education is broken, but that combined with the fact that, like, technology is built to waste your time. I agree. Like, the fact that, like, a Google search doesn't show you what the fuck you want anymore, and now it's just like a bunch of bullshit. Your brain is being told by the world that it's in, that it's fucking interpreting, most information that you're going to see is useless.

Because it is. I mean, it is. But it's always been that way. No. Yes. Yes. Brother. No, dude.

Chris, yes. Look, it's, did you ever. Google before 2010? No, no, no, no. I'm not talking about the internet. So I'm talking about in general, most information you get is useless. But it's information that you seek.

And you're talking about something specifically. Yeah, no, but if you seek information in being useless is a thing that's a problem. But I think when you, throughout school, you learn to, like, parts of the most standard things

you're supposed to retain. Was it retain, like, the most basic principles of, like, mathematics or, like, literature, or, like, once upon a time,

I never thought this was true. I've always thought personally that, like social studies should be more intensive at first but then become an elective later on in your life. That's my perspective of it too. But a lot of things people learn are just not exactly useful to them, but it's okay to have the idea of this. Now it's not like that anymore because people don't have to retain anything. And then they don't eat and then they don't teach you to retain anything because of the fact that it's like a double-edged sword. They're both feeding into the same problem where people don't know what the fuck they're looking at. We can, we've all, we all sit here and see things like policy time and time again, people that are running for things, right? We sit here and we see people that are people that have apparently finished school and done things and they hear policies that are like, this is a fucking lie.

And niggins are like, this is amazing. And it's like, amazing, amazing, amazing. Amazing. And it's like, what are you doing? What happened in him? Hopefully he's dead. He's, unfortunately not dead, even though he looks absolutely dead. We need a strong rope in a tree

But all I'm saying That is fucking crazy But like that's what It's insane People don't know how to decipher information anymore Look look check this out I want to show you guys Even people that are like the smart kids

Like Lily Lily I love her to death That's my woman I'll fight and die for her But she's stupid No the degree of misinformation She has Or just vacant information she has

About social studies Or history in this world Is insane And she's a smart kid She was like an academically Like high up Like you can be smart but like not knowledgeable, right? Yeah.

Yeah. I feel like that's so, I feel like once upon the time that wasn't exactly the case. No, it's always, look, you get. That's always been the case. Intelligence, intelligence and wisdom are two different things. That's true. But wisdom, but like, that's not even wisdom. Like, people like, yes.

Jason, Isaac Newton was drinking mercury. Well, that's, that's true. Like, what are we talking about? That's true. He was, he was an intelligent man, but he was like, oh, this is like, this is like medicine to them at the time is putting pissing your eyelids and then fucking downing some lead. Mercury was certainly not medicine at the time. You know, like,

but that's like, that was, he was insane at the time. That's not one of those things where it's like, well, at the time I could see. No,

that was a crazy thing to do even then. Well, yeah, that's true. Oh, I'm going to pour mercury behind my eyes. Like, no,

look, what are you doing? I think it's pretty clear that the, the, let's say when we were kids, there were some people like, well, Carl Sagan wasn't necessarily around anymore,

but there was a Carl Sagan, there was a, there was Bill and I, the science guy there were the reading rainbow nigger There was like certain things that actually LaVar Byrne, yeah Or voted Yeah

Oh my god, I forgot his name in the next generation Holy shit Smithley InVisor inward Vizerniga I think his name is Viser Nga I think his name is I thought it was Visor nigga No wasn't that Byrne or no it was wrong right Well no it's the right guy

That's the right guy this was LeVarber Oh my God I can't believe I forgot his name That's crazy Yeah I forgot his name. I completely forgot it. Wow, you didn't retain that information? I did not.

I did not. That's true. No, I didn't, right? Because that wasn't useful to me at all. That wasn't like basic information. Like, oh,

this is going to come in con, this is going to come in handy when I'm 30 years old, sitting in front of Derek talking about it. Right. That's not that. But like, knowing the idea of, like, knowing the constitution.

I don't remember his name at all. The basis of the constitution is useful, right? That's an idea that's relatively useful. I guess, yeah. Understanding the simple basis of like algebra. That's pretty useful, right? The fuck is that?

I think it's a wizard Algebra of the wizard Or knowing about what real numbers are What are exponents or something What are real numbers versus fake numbers? Fake numbers are numbers that can't exactly be quantified So you don't exactly know If it's this thing or that thing

What's algebra short for? I'll debray expression I guess I don't know Nice Should remember my questions Oh my God What was this fucking guy's name? I can't believe it

We should move on questions You were part of those niggas What's up? We're talking about You are those niggins niggas. Which ones? So can I say it? I don't even know you. Which ones? Which ones exactly? Wait, what do you What do you mean? I was the idea that people just don't, I don't think people

returning like the basic parts of like the fundamentals of like understanding how to exist and why people don't have anymore. Oh, oh, but they just don't have it. The point that I was trying to get at is that they're uninterested. We had people, I was trying to that I was talking, I can't believe, it's because it's going to bother me. I want to, I want to learn it on my own without looking it up. But you look it up, I hope I can remember. Anyway, I was saying that there were people, even like a John Luke Picard or something, there were people, there was people, people wanted to be smart and interesting and at a certain point that it actually, that's not really around right now.

Well, we turned into the era of like being cool, being like passionate. Oh my God. Is like not cool. So obvious in retrospect. And like, it's on the tip of my tongue. So LeVar Burton in Star Trek plays La Star Burton. I always know at the end of the episode That's so stupid

That's so dumb Star Burton My take is that I feel like people Being being interested And being cool Like being loving things And like having interest in things Became really uncool

And it destroyed the world Are you expressing yourself? Maybe so Yeah Like myself Like I'm expressing like I thought that you have I was trying to yes It's very gay

You see like that No Ew what is that that's J.D. Vader. That's J.D. Vader. That sucks so hard. Ew. I mean, it actually looks pretty accurate.

Darth Vance. Darth Vance. Yeah, that, yeah, that's good. By the way, Jordy LaForge. Jordy LaForge. Jordy LaForge is the character. I would not have remembered that. No shot would I ever remember that.

Also, I've never seen that show. Oh, you never seen any of it? Star Trek, no. Yeah. Great show. None of the T&G. I saw clips of like, I saw clips.

of uh what's his fucking face um Patrick Stewart who's the main guy the other guy Patrick Stewart no the other guy

The guy is from the fucking commercials The other guy Who is in the other Oh from the original Yeah Oh um William Shatner

Yeah I've seen clips of him Like beating up like a dinosaur or something Oh that's the that's the fucking um That's all I know about That's the pilot Is that really That's a pilot episode of Star Trek Yeah

That's the pilot where he's being up The dinosaur dude Yeah, yeah, yeah. He throws a rock at it and he does no stagger damage. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's terrible. But it is the, I mean, well, all the action

in the, it didn't start, it's not an action show. It's not an action show. And also, pilots are generally, they're really bad. It's very rare. Like, there's like, I can count, like, maybe on one hand for sure,

like the amount of, like, pilots that are like, that's a great pilot. Don't you good, don't you can't think any off the top of my head right now. I think Rick and Morty has a perfect pilot. Rick Mory's a good one. I don't remember it, so. Yeah. I think Avatar's a good one as well, too.

The Gaybender one? Yeah, the sperm bender. Avatar's not bad. Spermender. Hot sperm in your eyes. He's extracting sperm from dudes. No, nothing feels good about it because you don't have any of the buildup. He's just taking it out.

He's just moving it through your balls and taking it out of you. He takes your balls out into your urethroof. We're going to get over to get some questions now. from our patrons over at patreon.com slash the snark tank we're going to read these questions now

remember you can go over there too ask your questions throw it toss us a bunch of bullshit and then we'll read it how's that sound here we go queer moe wrote in he says switching back to the $5

just to ask this I have a friend who is very oh man I have a friend who is very mentally unwell. She's constantly in and out of psych wards and going to therapists. That's cool. She recently told me that she met this guy online and he makes her happy and they have a close bond and have talked about meeting in person. But there's a catch.

Oh, man. Here's the catch. She just turned 19 years old and this guy is 32. Uh-oh. Apparently he said he could be her first time. Oh, she hasn't even slept with anyone yet. Well, clearly. Rare.

She's a psych word. Yeah, but... Well, I mean, what she... Look, Chris. I don't know what that means. We all... We all... Everyone here knows.

Crazy people can be fucking... We all know. All right. So, finish? Finish? Anyway. Finish, finish? Could be her first time

and he said... She said... Wait, and she has sent him news on several occasions. Of course. Obviously. This is a huge red flag to me and I'm convinced that this guy

is taking advantage of her. Not sure what to do in the situation, but any advice from you guys or anyone who happens to read this, anyone is indeed, would be greatly appreciated. Well, that's a bad, that's not a good, that's not good. That's not a good business.

Well, I mean, that's actually the perfect answer, honestly. But the thing is, psych word, what does that mean? Like, to me, is she not autonomous? Is she not an adult that can make her own decisions? It sounds like someone who's just breaking down a lot. Yes, because in that scenario, you can't really do anything about that. Yeah. You kind of got to let them go through that horrible.

Because they're an adult, man. Even if they're nuts. Like, there's nothing, you can't really do anything about that. I've resigned. Other than if you're like a parent that's like, I'm going to cut you off of your inheritance if you,

you know, some shit like that. You try to inform her. You give her, you ever like the idea. That's the best thing you do is like, that's it. If they don't listen,

they don't listen. Not that, but ultimately, voice of concern, but ultimately, like, you can only do so much. Yeah.

They have their own bodily autonomy that they're, You know, 19, you know, you're not a particularly smart adult, but you're an adult. You are an adult. I guess. You can die in the fucking war, dude. Yeah. You can, you can fuck. If you can die in the war, you can fuck.

Even though you're just as stupid as you were when you were 18, very likely, and 17. Hey. Yeah, you don't have much life. Well, this motherfucker's been the same amount of stupid since I've known them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, the life experience, you know, you've clocked the years, but nothing. Nothing's changed.

nothing goes through. I am so different from what I was when I was like 22 years old. Not really. I am. My sense of humor is still fucked up and everything like that, but I think I'm way more mature now. All right.

I just, I just, I'm like, hey, maybe I won't get involved with, because I'm the friend that famously tries to give advice and no one listens. And I'm like, all right,

then I'm done. And I just completely went cold turkey. Your advice comes from like the last of us trailer that you'd pretend to have seen. So everybody's like, I just go cold turkey. Is everybody here's like, like that might be good advice, but it's coming for somebody who doesn't even know what reality is. So like, I've been nailing on a head for years.

And I'm just like, not let everybody, I was watch. And then Lily's like, hey, that's something bad. I'm like, I don't know. And I'm just watching. I'm just like looking at it. I'm like, yeah. Sometimes you got to watch. I don't know, man.

I will say this. I'm 31, I think. I think. I actually don't know. How old are you? I'm 30. Did you just turn 30? Yes.

So I think I'm 31. Babies. I think I might be about to be 30. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm that age. I have to say, man, I can't fucking fathom being in a position like that.

That's wouldn't get involved. I, I sadly. Like, oh, a 19 year old and a psych ward, that sounds great. No. So that person's insane as well. That person, well, he's a, I would say he's predatory. Extremely.

Well, you, it technically, yes. Not in the way that we use it socially, but yes. Not a predator, but it's predatory. Yeah, sure, yeah. He's extremely pathetic. He's extremely desperate. Yeah.

It's like our boy Ethan Ralph, where he's, I think, closer to 40s. He's like around my age or something. And he knocked up a freshly 18-year-old. You know, and like she was insane. She had mental health issues too. So clearly easy to manipulate and had a kid with her. Obviously, he doesn't see the kid or anything, all that shit. But like,

That's based. Right. Those are, especially as a conservative, right, that's all about family values and shit. I love that. That is the type of person that they cannot,

they can't get pussy from a normal person. So then they go for the insane. Because it's not even, it's more, it's more of the mentally something's going on with them than the age. Because a lot, I'm sure there's a lot of women that are 18, 19, 19 year old, that would throw up

if Ethan Ralph message them. You know what I mean? Right. Yeah. Reflexively. Yeah. So like if this person wasn't probably with whatever is going on with her, she'd probably know a little bit better like this guy sucks unless he had a lot of money or a lot of, you know, and this guy clearly doesn't have

that because he wouldn't be going for her. So it's a pretty funny. It's a shitty situation. Do your, you know, reason with her? And then if she's like, no, I want this. Then all you can do is let her go through it. and unfortunately experienced life. And unfortunately,

learn a valuable lesson to not fuck with people like that. All you do is make sure if you have a daughter in the future, you be a better parent than she had her. She had. That's it. That's all I'm going to do now. It's like every girl I knew that was crazy. I think she might have issues.

Well, she has issues. I don't know if that's the parents. Well, yeah, be a better, be a more attentive person to your daughter. Sure. You can say that. You can't.

You can't. I didn't like the implication. Yeah, yeah. I'm not saying. Her parents probably try. Good advice. First of all, that's just good advice generally. The parents that we tried hard.

That's irrespective of the situation. That's good advice, I guess. Yeah. You know what I mean? If you have a daughter, don't be a fucking... Just hopefully your daughter will... Don't have a child. You'll bottomize your kid like the parents too. Hopefully if you have a child, just make sure your child can come to you and respect

your advice in the future, you know. Man, that's the problem. Like, imagine having a daughter and she's like talking about like all the dudes trying to like put their dick in her and shit. Like, I just, I'm like... But talk to your mom. We can talk to your mom, dude. Really?

I don't have that weirdness at I just I have like I never spoke to my grandma of stuff like that because she is unfortunately still Christian as much as she is a good woman and progressive mentality so like sex stuff never really came up and I never was like bringing it to the face of her foreground yeah but I think those

conversations where are you putting a scrotum yeah he talked like it was downfire my grandma my Hispanic fucking Caribbean grandma there's scrotum streaks on the floor again Scroarum street

On my fucking On my tile floor In my bedroom Oh Oh Oh She slides on the stodum juice Fucking

So zoomed It's a different room But I don't That's seen in Gremlins Where the What is it the It was a gremlins or grimmons too Where the old ladies on the

On the The automatic chair That goes up the stairs She flies at the window Yeah Yeah Those things are crazy Those things are awesome

I remember I remember like standing on it I was in a fucking home or something. And, like, they had one on the steps. And I stood on it, like, I was, like, the green goblin. Because it felt like I was... I just feel like, like, in, like, generic, like... Hey, dude.

I was using my imagination. Yeah. That was 22. I was 22. It was yesterday. I would like to have one, but that goes incredibly fast. Like, that could inject you more careful. What was I saying?

I could eject you from the window. I think I might, I might, I might, uh, put some money down I like it get a one of those automatic chairs that just takes me

around the apartment that's sick as fuck it's such a fucking insol like a rascal or what would he's gonna like the actual chair thing like it's a steam park ride yeah yeah no

they're like stuck the same things like up the steps but like they're rooted to the wall and they'll take me around the apartment like the entire apartment but that's like nothing

that is so much work that is so much money for but it's I want you to have it I want you to have it I would have to leave it I would have so much

unusable space it's insane like although that wall entirely would be useless because it would need the apparatus for the chair so like

that would be ruined my bedroom would be ruined everything would be ruined it should be like if you want to be practical it's a bench

that you lay on right and it's dangling from the ceiling yeah and then it'll just and then when you move out the

fucking Badger's going to be like, what the fuck is this? Why do you install a ski lift in your fucking apartment? That ski lift. Yeah, I don't know. Best of luck. I want it. Best of luck, dude.

I move into this department. It's mine. I'm just assuming he's Armenian. Safe assumption. Interesting. Safe assumption. During Glendale, yes. Yeah. Next question.

Hurry up. Sure. Sosa the Ant wrote in. Says hi, Taco Tuesdays. God damn it. You done? Yeah. Okay, good.

Hi, Taco Tuesdays. What are your thoughts on Napoleon Dynamite? Goated. I live in Utah. So when I try to talk about this movie, everyone hates it and says it's confusing. I guess Mormons aren't funny. I like it because it's a brain-off movie.

It has some funny, shitty moments in it. That I think holds up super well today. I knew one with big boobies. Thanks for someone who's part of the 1% of women who listens. Oh, she's one of the, I wonder if she's one of the big booby Mormons that I was just talking about. Hey, man.

I'm not gone some Mormon. I've knocked on some Mormon slash. I know a big, I actually did it because she was too Mormon. She was like, she was like, I can't even go on a date until, this was in high school.

You know many of the ones that were like on their vacations? Because you're black. That's like the fucking. Oh, no, I've never. That's like, it's free pussy. I didn't see anything like that around my area, no.

Oh, They were definitely where we were. Okay. They were definitely. The Mormon was and the Joe, the Joe was witnesses that were on like their brakes. They were because they were,

I mean, like, Pennsylvania is right next to y'all. Pennsylvania and the, Connecticut is all right next to us. Yeah, yeah. Now, we didn't have that shit over there. I think I ever really.

Oh, no, Lacey used to be Mormon. Like a long ass time. Oh, interesting. What did I say? Did I just say big boobies? What the fuck? What's going on here? I'm not going to make that comment.

I mean, I mean, it's just a factual thing. I was just a factual thing. She was very sex positive. We're going to be like weird about it. I mean, yeah, I'm just, it's not my place. It's not, it's just a factual state. Right, right, yeah. You made it strange.

I never, I never. Yeah, somehow. Somehow I doubled back on me. I have to say, dude, what's up? Napoleon, to be confused by Napoleon Dynamite is confusing. Because that's not like a, that's not inception or something. You know what I mean? I guess confused by the humor, like, of,

Like, maybe they think it's confusing. They don't understand why people think it's funny. I'll be honest. I've actually only seen it once and I was kind of high. And I didn't smoke very often. And I enjoyed it, but it's not, it's not the, it's not the style of comedy that I normally fuck with. That's all. Did you like Nacho Libre?

Hmm? I never watched that. Really? I'm, um, I'm, so I like Jack Black, but it's, in small doses. I kind of know. I'm more of a fan of Jack Black. Excuse me?

Yeah. See again? I'm more a fan of Jack Black. I'm more of a fan of him than you are. Yeah. That's not what I meant. That's not what I meant. I'm going to say black Jack.

That's not to say. Okay, okay. You fucked up. I was kind of, I was like, I don't, what is he getting at? I was like, what's he getting at? Napoleon Dynamo is really funny. I think it's a very funny movie,

but I think it's because funny because it's funny. I loved that movie. Funny. I watched that movie. And Uncle Rico. He just made that movie for me, honestly. I watched that movie. I remember when I first saw that movie, and I didn't really like it at all.

And then I saw it again, and I liked it a little bit more. And every single time I've seen that movie since then, I've liked it more because it is so... That movie is deceptive in some way, because I remember being really high watching it one time, like recent, like one of the more recent times, like probably in the last year. How much time if you think he watched this movie? Sorry. I've watched this movie at least... I've seen it at least ten times. Wow. Like minimum.

Because that used to be just like a thing that I would also put on in the background sometimes because it was like one of the only DVDs I had. Gotcha. For a while. But like watching it high as an adult was like wild because I'm just like, yo, this guy's a villain. Yeah. This guy's like a bad person.

Like fundamentally. Like you, I think you watch that movie and you're just like, oh, he's just kind of like, I don't know, autistic or something. Oh, he is. He is. Well, maybe. But like, the big, he just like he lies for no reason.

And it's just like, it's. It's so funny as like a character study that movie. And then obviously like Uncle Rico with the stupid... Him nailing John Heeter in the face on the bicycle with that steak is hysterical to me. Especially because he got actually hurt by it. I got his face all cut up by a steak. That's crazy. I love Uncle Rico in lore.

I love the idea of like in lore Uncle Rico. It's like Superman levels of a threat. Oh, you mean like... Yeah. He thought he could throw a football over a match. Mountain. He can't. He doesn't, he isn't, he's not proved.

That's right. You are right. No one proves him wrong necessarily, but. Yeah. As we, as, it's stroding his, it's stroding his Uncle Rico. Stupid. Yeah, he both can and can't. Exactly.

Throw the, the football over the mountain. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a movie. I don't know. Like, I guess if I was from Utah, I guess I would feel. It's hard to imagine that, though, because.

Being from Utah. Yeah. Well, I guess, but like, I guess more specifically to have one movie associated with the place that you're from. Because we're from the place. Yeah, I guess. Like even if you were from here in Los Angeles, like you're from a place where a lot of things are from. Utah is like, that's Napoleon Dynamite.

Mormons. And that's it. Like as far as like media goes, I don't know of anything else of like major consequence that comes from that. So that becomes really your only front facing, you know, representation kind of. That's true. You know? There's probably stuff. We just, we just don't consume it, you know.

I feel like I would notice. You think so? Yeah, I don't think I noticed. I feel like there's a lot of the media that you don't consume though. But I notice when things aren't from like the place. Like I notice specifically like, oh wow, this is fucking in, that's in Schenectady. That's fucking crazy. And I'll notice it because it's just like what a weird place for it to be.

Well, Schenectady is also part of New York. So that's probably why you saw that. Not really. Well, what I'm saying, it's, it's noticeable when things happen in places that aren't the places that we're from because the places that we're from are so domineering. in their representation and like everything that you know a lot of media I don't know shit about any other place really from being honest I like I know things they're like

I know about Florida I know about Connecticut because it's near us in Jersey You know about Florida? Yeah fortunately Yeah I mean me too I spend time in Florida I know about Atlanta unfortunately I never want to go back

I want that place to sink What's wrong with Atlanta? It's like a sitcom but like a bad one I thought people liked Atlanta Crazy people liked Atlanta I want to go to New Orleans Orange is nice I want to eat food in New Orleans

You know homemade Asian food man Some fucking fresh banyet Some real ones dude Yeah man Yeah let's get Let's hit fucking let's do a live snark tank And bourbon street Oh my god

Tits everywhere Yeah And the club members are gonna walk in It's gonna be great Clan members They'll get On Bourbon street Maybe not

They might have like Wait in here to have fun That's it That's the great dude They get stomped out so because it's just like it's just tourist and maybe like two blocks away they all

reside there but it's like a skid row but it's just clans row that's great you imagine dude and then it's like the tents are their fucking heads they put their hats down and it's a tent oh my god that'd be amazing clans row

clans row it's crazy if one of them's listening to this right now that's a great idea that's a great idea oh god we need to hire them from marketing until they take everything from one. Yeah, I'm going to watch, I'm going to watch Napoleon Dynamat as an adult

because maybe I, because I enjoyed it, but I, it didn't necessarily tickle my fancy because it's, yeah, it is still very specific. It's a very specific movie.

I don't know if it hits it's hard for me when I was in, when I was in high school. Yeah, when I was in high school, it hit fucking hard. There were things, there were things that I remember

making me laugh as a kid that like, I still, like, I wouldn't laugh at them now necessarily, but conceptually I still, like him, him putting the tauts in his, the tater tots in his pocket. And then that guy kicking them is so, and he, the way he, oh. And it, and it's like a real, like, that's such a wildly, like, that's such a needlessly, that's such a needlessly bully ass thing to do. just like this person's clearly not doing well he's saving tater tots in his pocket you know so then just violently

dismantle this guy's meal is so sad fucking tragic yeah I don't know I haven't seen that movie in a long time but I like it a lot did you ever see that cartoon they made I never watched it no

oh man he's like a beavis and butthead's character but like he's like a beavis and butthead side character it's crazy that they even did that like was it really that popular it was really long after words too. It was like, it was like in 20, 13, yeah, like 2012 or something. And I'm pretty sure to point in my, it's like a 2004 or 2005. I think it's four. That feels like, it feels like 2004.

Yeah, because I think that's when I saw it on my friend's house like on DVD. So it must have been out of the, um, yeah, whatever. I don't fucking know exactly. But yeah, absolutely not in demand. Somebody made a cartoon. That's pretty cool. They're always doing that shit. There's some show that you didn't ask for that just... You know they remade Frazier? I think that, yeah. Is there already out? I don't know if it's already out.

I know it exists. I saw a picture of old Frazier Crane. And I'm just like, they're making Frazier again? They're making it. So remaking phrases, that's not the right phrase, I guess. It's called Frazier 2? What is it? It's called...

Frazier. Frazier. Frazier. And what he cloned himself? Yeah. Oh, my God. Let's go kill Niles. Let's go kill Niles.

Frasier. Good job, Fraser. That's a great idea. Suck me off, Frazier. Okay, Fraser. Oh, fuck. That's good, Fraser. You like that Fraser?

Yeah. I like that Fraser. Yeah, Frazier. Oh, here's a good one. Man of Action. Yeah. 69, Fraser. Yeah.

Dicks on our mouths. Fraser, yeah. Man of action wrote in. He says, hey fellas. Stupid. Fucking. So dumb. Says, hey fellas.

Are there any older videos from the 2016 or later? era that you don't agree with anymore. Chris unlisted some of his musical so I wanted to see if he still agrees with him or what he said or if his mind has changed. Ain't no N for the N-word.

Is that how yours... That's exactly what I said. Ain't no rest for the N-word. No, I... N-weds do swing on trees. They jump right and take... They jump her high and they... A racist

verse of that song would right itself very hard I need KFC yeah yeah it would be good no you know it's jump pro high

and a um I think I think KFC is good because like what is it because the the bills some mouth the feed

right or is it what is it I got bills to pay I got mouths to feed there ain't nothing in this world for free yeah so instead of mouth

the fee it was like something KFC I think that's pretty good it's pretty good we'll figure it out yeah we'll figure it out we'll figure it out

extra ammo yeah don't worry for the don't don't worry. Fear not. What the fuck was even? That threw me off so hard.

Oh yeah, you're anything that you don't agree with. I guess it's just generally, it's asking all of us, I guess. But I mean, I'm sure maybe a little bit. I think mainly,

anytime I unlist anything or go back and kind of like take something off, it's more about like production value and like style. Because like I have a lot of stuff. Like my channel, I've had my channel for

17 years Like my channel goes back to 2006 So there's like old fucking shit on there That has no business Really being on it It's like a bunch of covers that I did Like recording on my fucking droid

Chris that's nearly 20 years What? That's what I said 19 19 years Yeah Yeah He said 17 No you got it

You said I thought he said 19 Am I? No I think I said I mean That's a long time Maybe he did I'm fucking

I said a number damn near close enough that it's weird that you even pointed it out because yes that's so close to 20 okay 19 so close to 20 yeah about just near 30 2006 2006 2007 is when I started uploading and so there's a lot of shit there that I'm just like this is just structurally this is fucking garbage yeah you know what I mean if it's a cover I went went back and unlisted a much of covers as well and I think for me it's more just like a oh does this track with like the lineage of what's happening now. If something doesn't fit in, then I'll probably unlist it.

But generally speaking, I have to say, I've gone back and I've watched a couple of old videos. And I don't know if I really disagree all that much with much of what I said. I think it's more about whether or not it was worth paying attention to or whether or not it was worth talking about in the tonality, I guess. because I was taking it somewhat seriously but not as seriously as I think people took it and so that maybe is like I wouldn't really go and redo that again but as far as like jokes or anything that I was saying

I don't really have a problem with anything that I was saying back then yeah I feel very similar in that I would say most of the videos that I listed or deleted was it was the some of the I felt like some of the wrong people they're like the headliners line people. They weren't watching the fucking video. So I made an inflammatory

thumbnail thumbnail, fucking title. Talking about Black Lives Matter. It was called Black Lives Matters bullshit. So immediately it's supposed to just get your attention. Like, what are you saying? Yeah, what? What are you saying? But it's like, I very specifically talk about like the things that pissed me off about it. Especially in just, I allude to things like Occupy Wall Street, how it starts off. These movements start off very good.

and then be it Cointel Pro, be it just stupid assholes, they infect it, and then it turns into like a fucking joke. And they lose sight on what's really supposed to be happening because everybody was coming together on Occupy Wall Street, for example. We're focusing on the 1% and then it got turned into all the way where South Park was making fun of it. And I was like, this is a joke now. It's not even serious. People aren't going to take it serious anymore.

Black Lives Matter was having a similar issue where there were people that were just making, they were just getting bags ahead of the organizations, just getting a bag. and then there was people that were just leading marches just saying stupid shit that's not going to win any favors. Like we're going to have these type of killing pigs type of chance that I'm like, yeah, I think that's cool deep down. But like I know how the political game goes. They're going to spin that and they're going to call you a bunch of monkeys and shit.

And so like I thought the whole thing was turning into bullshit. But there were people that were racist and just conservative or whatever like the title. And they were like, yeah. And I'm like, this is not reaching the right people. So after a while, like I just, some of those things I took down, like things that weren't very clear and concise because there was way too many people that are just, like, running into it now we're talking with the Sam Cedar thing. It was the same type of people. Yeah. Where they thought he was the conservative.

I'm like, how did you watch that clip and think he was the conservative? I'm like, oh, they didn't watch it at all. They just looked at this guy with the beard and looked at this gay looking dude and then they just made an assumption. I mean, and so I'm like, oh, they're doing the same thing with my fucking thumbnails. And, and like they're not even, there's no, they're not watching the substance. It's like, I made a video of Riley Dennis, the trans woman. And like Riley Dennis was advocating for, I've, Riley Dennis was having some dangerous rhetoric. Well, saying that like, the Nazi rhetoric and the fascist rhetoric is inherently violent.

So you should, when people threaten you with violence, you know, you can defend yourself with violence. And I'm like, that's not a great thing to do. I understand that these people are threatening your existence because they don't want you to exist, but that's not a good enough reason to just attack them. So I made a video pushing back against that. It's not smart. You're going to get yourself in trouble is what you're saying.

It's not smart at all to do that. So I was refuting those points. And then I saw in the comments section, it was like, why are you referring to dude as a she? And I'm like, I'm like, why am I making it? Now, it wasn't all the comments. Sure, yeah. But it was still enough to where I'm like,

where you're just like, what are you doing? Get the fuck out of here. And so it's things like that. That's everybody from that era, man. It was enough to where videos that I felt like that were not clear and could allow any of those people to like kind of, it was like, I remember Shue shared one of my videos about the, it was President Biden and the salty aftermath because I made a Trump one. In hindsight, it's technically wrong because I felt like, I felt pretty strongly that he was going to be milk toast like a Bush. like, you know, oh, Patriot Act type shit. That's like the worst of it.

Maybe a warmonger. We're used to. We're re-desensitized. And then it turns out it's way worse, obviously. So in hindsight, it was wrong, right? In retrospect. But at the time, I was like, whatever. Now I was like, let me do my due diligence and say about Biden about all these people

are being freaks and they're freaking out. And let's make fun of them. They did the same thing. And I saw the comment sections. They were just so stupid. And when she retweeted it, some of her fans were like, what the fuck's going on in the comment section? I'm like, yeah, that's my fucking, these are the people that stayed on my channel.

And it's that, I'm like, I, I, you became their token, man. For some people, for some people, for some people, absolutely, I know. It's unfortunate because no matter what you could say, you could say time and time again, it's like, hey, man, I really, I don't, I don't, I'm a black man, I don't like racism. I think it's bad. And they're like, you're just saying that boy, you could come eat here. Everybody else know. And it's like, it's, it's. Yeah, I try to ward them off a little bit.

Like, I even when I did, uh, Dave Rubin. interview or I was like I took some shots at Christianity and I was like look man you know that shit that doesn't exist or he's a complete fucking asshole like pick one you know kind of just being like show up I'm not I am not a conservative person yeah I have a there's tattoos on my uncle's to say live free that's not I'm not a I have I have I have this is Phil Collins Collins I like how you kept going It trails off and there's this. It was like those old pictures of like...

You guys ever seen those old pictures of people. Look at all the followers I have on Twitter and there's like a number and it just goes off the fucking computer. No, whatever. And I was like, what the fuck is this, dude? I didn't see that. But it's, I don't know, man. I think I agree with, I think my perspectives of things have not changed at all very much. Yeah, very much.

Very lightly. Yeah. If anything. I would just, I would say I was insensitive to some stuff and there were, one thing. One thing, and I'm pretty sure I took this video down, I'm assuming I did, where I was being very uncharitable to Francesca Ramsey because I feel like also she's very bad at political optics. And the way that she was correct in how gerrymandering is used. She was actually talking about voter ID laws and how it's used to discriminate. But in the way that she phrases it is that it's like, I want people to understand that if something like this existed in a country that is predominantly the same ethnicity, it is not racist.

This is a class issue that I'm trying to get people to understand that when we focus so hard, because they say the voter ID laws are racist. I'm like, in America they are, you know, by them existing because it's the marginalized and the poor black folks and they're trying to disenfranchise. franchise them, yes. But I want people to understand that the issue that always persist in every fucking country is a class issue. They will try to differentiate. You're right. You're right.

You're right. Because like classism, racism, colorism. They're all, they're all hand in hand, brother, friends. It's more of a tactical thing that I'm trying to.

But you're right. I just want, I want people to understand that we can come together if we focus on that a lot more because it's all encompassing because the class, like I said. It's like, you know, like it's just like I personally like,

I look at like class issues. Like that's like, you solve that. Everything's, everything's significantly easier to solve after that. It's going to fix. That is, that is the, that is the first swoop. It's going to finish. It's going to fix a significant thing because the, because unfortunately, especially in this country, you know that black people are the, the whole distant franchise they are.

So if we fix this class issue, they're going to be majorly not in disenfranchised nearly as much. And then we can work on the other issues, like the systemic racist issues. issues. But my thing was I'm pretty sure I took down that video because I was being so hostile because I feel like you hear the phrase hurting not helping. I feel like people like her were absolutely they mean well, but they're hurting. I think they're hurting and not helping which is like one of those things where like I hear what you're saying. It was kind of like me criticizing BLM was the same fucking thing where I'm like, I don't think you guys are helping this causes at all. I don't think when when Snoop.

dog or somebody. This was back when Snoop Dog wasn't being a traitor like right now where I think it was him or somebody went to talk to the police because they wanted to try to come to some common ground with the LAPD because obviously things tensions were really high and people are like fuck this traitor fuck this and I'm like well honestly I would

see if we can appeal to some of these people's humanity the small in these groups and try to get them to stop shooting people you're you're right with that idea of that like because racism is race is fake.

So it is not the main stem of the problem. The social construct. But the problem is that it's, no, it, well, race is fake. Well, I would say a social construct. I wouldn't want to use the word fake. You know what I mean, right? Race is something that's fabricated based on the means of something simply created by society, right? Like there's no, we're all human beings.

There is no race difference between a white person and a white person. We are. Yeah, yeah, you guys are. Whatever you guys are. I'm a fucking, I'm a fucking, I'm going to. fucking cave dweller. I wish. I wish I could go somewhere to go. But that's like a thing, right? But the idea is that you can't, classism, classism, if that problem gets fixed, the problem of racism will still be there, you know? And though it'll be probably easier to fix, that doesn't mean it's still there. Yeah, I mentioned that. You know, it's still there. So tackling that next because that's, it's essentially a lot of people. And this is, this is the truth, man. A lot of people are racist, specifically because rich. people are telling them to be racist.

It's just like we talk about whiteism, right? Like back then Italians or back then like Irish, the widest people on the planet were not considered white. That is so stupid. It's so stupid. It's so stupid. But again, so we understand that whiteism is something that allowed them to come together and then to discriminate against.

So yeah. So it's one of the things where like, anyway, long story short, videos like that. where I was being hostile towards, like, I don't, I think my anger is misdirected at Francesca. Like, I don't think Francesca is the enemy. I think she could just do better at her at convincing people that this is happening and we need to do something. But like how Bernie Sanders does it. Like, there's a way to do it and there's a way that some people like that way she was putting out shit. And so I was being hostile, but that's not going to fix anything either.

But that's where my anger feels like, I don't know. I look at the way that they treat Bernie sometimes. I'm like, what fuck are you doing? We failed that man. So like when those women came up and like hijacked his rally, I'm like, you don't even understand how badly you fucked everything up. He's trying to help you stupid bitch. Yeah.

You dumb bitch. I don't know. I feel like Bernie Sanders was the one chance we, I feel like we've, and history we had several points for things to be better than what they were. Yeah. When things went wrong, right? Like I think the, in America, the first, the first moment was Abe Lincoln dying.

Kill them all. I think Abe Linking's death was one of the moments where, like, we had a chance to do way better. And then he died and things kind of like, oh, bad ending. Now we're like on a bad ending and we're just going through this. I think Bernie said is one of those moments where we're like, oh, we had a chance to have a better universe. And then we just made the wrong decision. And now we're just... We didn't fight hard enough.

We didn't fight hard. When he was clearly got screwed over, we should have stood up and be like, no, this is our guy. We didn't do it. We failed him. We failed ourselves. And now I like that he's still rallying. He's going hard on the paint and not even campaign. It's just trying to get people, like, riled up.

But I think it needs to increase his rhetoric a little bit more hostile. I'm be honest. I think he should be like, kill all the niggas. Yeah. Kill all the billionaires. I think he just... You know, he'll get blasted and become a martyr, and then we'll pick up our pitchforks.

No, we're not. It's not we're doing that. We'll pick them all. Kill all the billionaires. Kill all the niggas. Kill every nigger that's worth at least $5 million. Kill all of those niggas. Slaughter them in the streets.

I'll give you guns. I'll give you guns. Give you guns. Bernie Sanders being like, I'll give you guns. They don't know where I am, but I will sionically tell you the message. Think, open your mind for a moment. That's where I am. Come get your guns.

I'd rather, okay. We're going to go. The last question. Pistol Sanders. Gunny Sanders. What do you call him? Gunny? Gunner Sanders.

Burner Sanders. Burner Sanders. I'd rather suck my homies meat by Hosier. Hozier? How do you say that name? H-O-Z-I-E? Hoiser. Hoiser. Is it really? I guess. He's the guy that does,

take me to church, right? Yeah. And whatever. Give me some girth. Says hello piss gay goon, Tom Pini, and come sack a gay. While I was at work on my lunch break, I opened TikTok and accidentally had my phone at max volume. And the first thing that played was Walton Goggins saying, who wants to suck an old man's dick?

Twice back to back. So my question today is, have you guys ever had a moment similar to that? And also, next person to speak after this is getting touched. It's me, Kingston. It's me, Kingston. I'm, Kingston. It touch me. There you go. I love it. I love it. I'm Kingston. I'm gay. I love it. I'm Kingston. I'm gay. Words to live by.

Yeah, I can't believe you said that. Kingsen. I thought you didn't like getting touched. What's wrong with you, man? Pretty disgusting. All right. I changed my mind. I'm gay. I love you to touch me, please. Anyway. You really? Really? Really? Okay. I keep touching me a little bit You keep touching me Solo conversation

I can do this for two hours I know you can you fucking psycho I've never had this man I've been pretty good about this About like having like awkward Videos or anything Blast The thing that I've always been afraid of

Well not always because it's a relatively new technology In the grand scheme But like the whole like Your TV syncing to your phone or whatever. That stuff, like for a minute, I was like, oh, I got to be diligent. Mm.

But not that, never had never been in this situation, thank God. No. Thank goodness I've never really had to worry about, like, not, never really. I've definitely, like, I definitely got caught with, like, someone sends you a message for that period of time and, like, the moaning sounds come on. Oh, that was good, but it definitely happened to me twice.

I definitely, I never had that happen. I pulled a couple of people with that one. I had a, I had some guy, I happened to some guy outside of a place in Glendale. I was like, he got got. And I said, I pointed at him. And he was like, stop. You look, he looked really upset.

And I was in a cute. Ew. It's that like, iconic one. Oh, oh. And I'm like, who is that? Yeah, what is that for? What is the source of that? That is the porn star.

I guess we got, I, there must be an answer. Mone meme, porn star, moan meme. Original. Yeah. I guess, original. Original. Original.

porn moan meme. Because it is such a crazy... It's so... God damn, of course, it's just porn. I don't know what I was expecting. I was expecting genuine, like a genuine answer. You have to put the search and quotations to make sure it includes what you put in there.

So, like, meme, for example, because it's like, oh, it just disregards it, right? Oh, this guy just wants porn. I'm going to disregard the meme that you typed in. So you got to put it in quotes to make sure that the meme is in the results. I got, Reddit's so fucking useless. This is exactly what I'm talking about. So it's like, yeah, I guess prank.

Would you put the word prank in there? Porn moan prank or something? So it is from origin. Origins. Origin. Origin. Exmen origin. Pornerines.

Forgerian. Yeah, so I guess it's just. Orsvarine. This has nootie mags on his head. It's literally just. That is so stupid. They retract Poor bags

Let's jerk bub That's stroke bob That's stroke bob That's so fucking stupid Entire magazines Yeah Rolled up? Yeah, rolled up obviously

I mean Obviously It would be insanely lame if it was just Yeah, Dude, the amount of times I've done that pose in my own independent life is like standing somewhere

Drah Gene Drill claw Tornado call Barrage claw Bornclaw Dirt claw It's just

It's just from some porn Yeah, but which Like what's the name of the porn Does it say? Does it say like what it is? Yeah, I got it right here It says I mean, I'm assuming

that Reddit has the answer Okay I'm not playing it because I can't I don't know if I like the idea of having it potentially on camera but it's called Moning Zap

the original video of what's of what's at Moning Prank on X videos and it's I would love I want to um it's some lady send that to the the group sure yeah yeah bonarise

but my bonar barrage wow I've got hyperclaw Where he jumped to the air Oh, Fatal Claw Yeah, fatal call It's just come Yeah, it's just an X of cum I love it

Dude in Marvel, right When he does his ultimate He slams the ground And it's the X From Fatal Claw Oh nice It's a lot of like That's cool

I'm like Oh, this is really fucking cool That's cool That's cool There you go You think Wolverine Can he keep coming? Can he keep coming?

Yeah, I think he keeps No refractory period I think so he just keep coming. So he's like, who? Wolverine has a refractory period. So he just comes up. Wolverine, the meeting. The senator?

Yeah, is Senator Wolverine? Senator, yeah. Senator Wolverine. Yeah, he has. Okay, I'll be real. If there was a dude running, they Wolverine for Senate. I'm like, I'm sorry, guys. I'm going to be a stupid idiot in Volfer no matter what he says.

He's too short. No, no, no, no, no. It's just some guy. His name happens to be Wolverine. Yeah. Oh, hell yeah. You're like, I'm like, I don't care what he's about. If he says Barron.

barrage claw one time up there like oh I'm I will kill for you Sir could you say drill claw or Tornado Blurker Barrage please What if his main issue is X men Oh like he's like he actually wants to Wait is he is he trying to

Build Citinels or something Is he Wildem Stryker or like So like you hear it at first It's like oh he's center Wolverine And you hear he's got a he's got a whole platform about X men And you're like, oh, fuck, that's kind of wild. He's like, he's, he's, like, he's, he's, like, he's, like, men in it, like, like, like, men once upon a time. X or like, yeah, you, you, you learn he's just anti-trans, yeah.

Oh, that'd make me really sad. Oh, man. Even sad that I'd be voting for him. I'm like, I'm so sorry, trans allies, boop vote. Yeah. He's literally against X men and is, like, that's, that you can't. He's holding, like, some of, like, TRT and stuff. That's insane.

Ah! God. Just spraying him out. Damn, that sucks, man. I'm like, I'm so sorry I have to vote for him. I'm so sorry. Do you get the, uh, do you get the, uh, do you get the, uh, I got a notification. I'm going to watch it right now, actually.

With my volume off. Because look at, I'm not an insensitive prick. My fucking headphones are always connected to Bluetooth. So you'll never hear anything. Look, anyone who watches, maybe, I don't understand how this happens. Like, your volume should never be all the way up ever on, on like fucking your shit's not connected to anything

unless it's a very specific like moment but like publicly I hope you're not watching stuff like that watching porn the public is bananas I'm just maybe

you've never watched porn in the middle of the broken egg cafe you never watch you never watch porn in the white you never watch porn while you're waiting on the side for your bodega sandwich to be made you gotta wait two minutes

you're watching porn for the broken egg I did go to the broken egg the other day and coincidences It was weird like my my landlord was there. I was like, what the fuck? Oh shit. And as he was walking into the bathroom,

there was literally that video that he just sent me on his. And he was like, he couldn't wait to get home so he went to the bathroom to beat off. He was beating off before he got to get back. I saw his hand was already in his pants. It was like that fucking wolf. I'm curious if that video is actually. Oh yeah, let me check it out.

But that's going to be, that's going to be. We're going to, we're going to, Barrage Claw. We're going to move on to our, the $25. dollar and up patrons now. We're going to read their names. Round the show off. Remember, you can run over to patreon.com slash snark tank as well. And if you want us to say your fucking name at the end of the show and make my life at hell,

you can go do that. It's a premium price because it's so many of you. And you've chosen to... Oh, my God. What is it? Is it? No, it's just the fucking, like, ads. What?

Oh, yeah, that's right. fucking penis in my face and this chick standing up and I'm like, bro, this is crazy. Have you ever seen a penis? Here's an ad for penis. Go, listen. The penis ads go crazy on here.

Yeah, that's it. The boingo ads go crazy. Is that actually it? That's it. That's insane. Yeah, I hear it. I hear it. I can tell.

It's so insane. The 11 second clip. That's crazy. I never even thought I'd see the original. Yeah, I actually, for some reason, I just, I just, I pictured her. It just didn't even seem like, it didn't seem real to me. Yeah, I thought it was just some, I don't even like a synthesizer. Yeah, like someone fucking synchanged. Like a real person would make that sound.

Yeah. So that's cool. I like when we, we find out things together on this podcast. That's what it's all about. really is about education. Yeah, absolutely. All right, we're going to read our $25 in a patron's names now. Porn barrage.

Goonbeam. Goon beam. Goon beam. Goonrebeam. It's my Sunday best. It's just Iron Man beaming beaming porn into children's heads. Beem.

He would be such a deep. He would be absolutely. a villain. You'd have to... You played a Marvel Alliance, right? Ultimate Alliance? A long time ago, yeah. You see, like, when they would do, like, so fucking, he would shoot his Unabeme at Wolverine's claws and it would make it... So this motherfucker is shooting porn at Wolverine's porn mags, and it's projecting more porn. It's just quantifying a porn by a billion.

Like, the individual values of all of their porn is like... Skyrocketing. The arrow up 30,000. Within the seconds, you watch terabytes of porn. And you're just like, ah! 40, what is it? 40 million minutes? 40 million minutes of porn.

Literally, Spider-Man Spider-Sense is going crazy. Peter Spider-Scent is going insane. He's like, ah! Do you only remember your name because there's no capacity? You only remember porn. Ultimate Alliance is a game that I'm kind of scared about. Why? Because like, I remember really loving it.

It was fun. But I... It's still fun. I feel like it's not as fun as I remember. Of course not. And that would be really depressing. I mean, it is what it is. I don't know.

I think I... Of the time. Actually, I can't even say it. I don't know. I thought I played it recently, but what I'm thinking about it, I think it was like 2012 or 13. So I can't even... That is overtaking.

From what I remember, from my... I have it on my team deck. Do you actually? Oh, nice. It's still fun, but it's like you know what you're getting. into like obviously yeah like sims to hit and run i think that was one of my favorite games of all time and per playing it now you're like oh right i feel that way about rise of the imperfects i bet it i bet it doesn't yeah i bet it doesn't feel good but i want to play it i haven't played this

in high school dude oh four when that shit came out bro that weekend i left my house at like 10 a.m didn't come back to like eight from playing that game oh wow my grandma was like where the fuck you mean where were you playing it at my friend's oh okay your consoles at home You went to his He went to stare at it Outside Like doing cartwheels

And like doing front flips Are you guys remember that Do you guys remember like I don't know Maybe I did this Because I was a fucking dweeb But I remember getting video games And like

Imagine No I would Yeah imagine I would get a video game And then I would either get it So late in the day That I couldn't play it Or like some bullshit

And I would bring The case It's to school with me. Like, just to sit with it. Of course. Just to be excited about it. So when I got home, I was just like, that was me with my Pokemon cards.

Because I used to read the back and like read the manual and shit. And just like, I would be obsessed. It was like maybe like a handful of games in my entire life that I did that. So the only thing I would close is just having like a Walkman, right? And then a lot of the old PlayStation games had the soundtracks on them. That's right. So I'll just listen to those bad boys. Yeah, PS1 discs.

Yes. think double the CDs if you put them in CD. I remember that blew my fucking mind when I found that out. That was fucking awesome. You just play the soundtracks in your CD player. That was the future. I did that a lot, man. But it did,

you had to be careful, though, because, you know, it's easy to scratch up your CDs on a shitty fucking Walkman. I remember, dude, disc scratching was so fucking funny. Remember you were your disc scratching? You'd be like, no. Did you use anything? Because, like, so they sold a thing that had the consistency of peanut butter,

but or you could just use peanut butter. to like fill in the cracks. Dude, I was convinced that that was a fucking scam. I was convinced, like, I don't know why I was so. It sounds stupid. Because like in my mind, I guess I didn't really understand how disks worked until like way later. Like way later.

And so for me, when I saw a disc that was scratched, I was like, well, what the, so let me get this straight. You're going to give me a machine and it's going to put paste on the disc. And then that'll like recode. the game. Like it just didn't seem, it didn't make sense to me. Right.

Because I thought what the disc was, I thought the disc was the game. You know what I mean? Where like I thought like if something was scratched on the disc, it's like, that's gone forever. Yeah, you can't. There's no case that's going to fix that. I didn't think about the fact that it's like, oh, the, the game is under the disc.

Like it's under the layer that's that is scratched. Right. I didn't think about that. And so for me, I was just like, I always just. for my entire life, I thought those were like a biggest, the biggest scam ever. It's like, because what are you going to do?

You're printing more game? You're printing more game on the disc? What are you stupid? It seems stupid. Like, here's something that is very sophisticated. I can be fixed with peanut butter. Right. That's also didn't help.

It felt like fucking, it seemed magical. Completely magical. And so, like, I never actually used any of those. But the sad story is that like I have so many games that were scratched to shit. That like I could have fixed this entire time. Right. And still could theoretically.

Probably. And I just haven't. I don't have any of my old shit, man. All of my old stuff is fucking in New York. I think I've got a lot of stuff. I've got my old stuff stolen or something. I've lost shit. I fucking.

I know I have that stuff. Yeah. Dude, I know I have cards that are worth so much money. It's crazy just in my house New York. You should just go. I don't want to go to New York just for. I don't want to go to New York just like get cards.

See my aunt argue with her and then leave. That's it. We can just go into the house. You can just make a week of it. Get some pizza. see whatever the fuck you miss back home I have to go back anyway So I mean

Whenever you gotta go back Grab your shit State and just like hey Lily Help me find all my shit Yeah Should be like I don't want to do this I'm like I could Well you have no choice woman

Cool bitch I don't care I don't care at all Women will go find it I'm gonna sit down That's great I think I want to play Marvel Ultimate Alliance

It's better with people I mean I played it by myself Like my nostalgia for it Is completely alone I know my friend But like I remember like There was like a good It was like a feeling in that game

that was like there was something. It was just, it was just fun like the entire time. It was the first game I remember collaborating like that. Well, not the first game,

because obviously you have Marvel's Capcom, but like, that's that fun, like that having not much fun. Like my friend playing as Deadpool, me playing as like fucking a silver surfer

because of fucking cheat codes and just causing hell to everybody. Remember that? Remember cheetos? Remember when you didn't have to pay for those? Yeah, you just put the stuff in. So sad.

Yeah, I was just playing the Force Unleashed last night. Games mad fun. Really? Yeah. I loved the physics in that game. I remember being, like, obsessed. Dude, just throwing everything and throwing people at people.

That game's hard, dude. It's actually way harder than I remembered. Like, the final... It's not easy. The final level? Because, like, I just blazed... I played it and beat it because I just wanted to be... I realized that I can't remember the last time I played those games

because there was no footprint of me like, oh, you played this on... I never played it on PC or anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I was like, I played this game. games a million years ago, I guess. And, um, yeah, I got what pretty good on the Death Star and so final level. And then when you...

That part where you have to go in there and it's like the fucking, the two ships, you have to like disturb them. Like how'd I explain it? It's like a part where you walk in and you gotta fight two guys are like the fucking fake red niggas with their red blades. Yeah, yeah, those guys. That part of games, I played the game like maybe like five months ago. Yeah.

And that part was so fucking annoying. Five months ago, that's crazy. Yeah, because I haven't played a Star Wars game like recently. Yeah, exactly. I seem like I played in. And I was like, this is stupid. Dude, there was a part where you needed a first break, when you first arrived to the Death Star, and you just need to lift up like a grill to infiltrate.

Oh, yeah. That part is so stupid. Because as soon as you, you'll clear like the area and as soon as you start touching it, a million people just show up out of nowhere. And I was like, all right, this is, can you give me 10, like, make it realistic. They show up immediately. No, do they just appear? I was like, this is stupid.

And then so finally after I think three waves or four, I finally get it open enough because it wouldn't stop shooting me. And then fucking when you make it all the way the stupid laser thing, the fucking the we have to wait for it to charge. That is so tedious. Finally you make it. I will be at Vader's ass. That wasn't that hard. Sidious was fucking annoying. Because he's lightning you a whole time.

He lightens you. Then he'll put on a force field and then send all of his niggas to come after you. And I'm like, oh, will you? can I have a few minutes to fight you? But as soon as you get like a combo He's like no And then he sends more people I'm like oh my God

He's trying to survive He is trying to survive He's doing a pretty good job at it And I love that game It's a fun fucking game dude I love when he took down the Star Destroyer Am I missomember? Yes bro

Am I misremembering He's like do it That's so sick That was the game Where Pulled down a fucking Star Destroy You do it two of them In the second one

That's right You do people two of them and I'm like this nigga's so this nigga's bucking. That's such a sequel-ass thing to do. Yeah, we gotta do two now. We did two now. Damn, they made three.

Whoa. Wow. No, dude. His dick. One of the things I remember One of the things I remember being like yeah, captivating about that game. And I hope it's this.

I feel like I don't really, I didn't play that many other Star Wars games. So it has to be either this one or maybe Jedi Power Battles had it a little bit. I just came out again recently. I did. I had that on disc originally. But whenever you'd have your lightsaber out and you would like walk by a door or something, it would cut, yeah. It would like, even if you weren't like hitting it or like pressing the attack button, like it would like kind of graze the wall and it would like leave like a, it was in

that game, right? I remember being like obsessed by that like detail. I didn't notice if like this play, if the around, this time around if that happened, I just didn't notice. But I was all also blazing because I'm watching Daredevil, the old series, and I was playing this just, just like... What set my dick on fire was him being able to put lightning into his lightsabers. That's awesome. That shit was like... Yeah, you just...

It's fucking really OP too. Lightning is broken. That's the only combo you use, too. If you're doing combo, you just make sure you get lighting on it. And that fucking staggers motherfuckers. And then sometimes when they fall down, I just stab the fuck out of them. You just keep stabbing a motherfucker. The combat grab is so fucking broken in the next.

game so who instantly kills people pretty much so you grab someone and you kill them instantly and I'm like oh my god love that shit it's a good generation of games I it's fun such a good I hate such a good group of games in that entire generation yeah loving love I love the lore of Star Wars and I understand how much of a fucking just what the fuck is star killer like that problem this shoehorn into the story is so unbelievably strong for straight up no reason it's awesome But it's really fucking cool. That's what. Yeah.

It's so, I love it. It's so convenient that, like, you can so easily kill Sidious right there. He beats Vader. And it's like, nigga, what? No, don't do it for revenge. Fucking, what is his name? Master. Coth or whatever?

What's his name? I thought it was. No, it's Cota. Rom Cota. Yeah, Cota. And he was like, don't do it. I'm blind and gay. And I was like, what?

I'm blind and gay, he says. He says that. Wart verbatim. And Star Killer's like, but. niggit, it's over. You guys, you want to start a rebellion, but it's over if I kill him. No, because if you do it, you'll be sad and gay.

And we want you to be, it'd be fine. And then I guess I won't do it. And then, you know, the Death Star kills billions of people. Yeah. So Star Killer. So Aldron pops still. Yeah. You could have stopped the whole thing.

But no, you're going to be mad and angry. The DLC. The DLCs are cool. Shit. You get to kill Luke. You kill Han. You kill the fuck out of Luke Skywalker. There was D-L-S.

I didn't even know that. You murder not even good at it yet, Luke. Yeah. You don't fight Luke that's strong. You fight Luke that's like pretty fun. You fight Hoth Luke. Is that true? It's Luke from Hoth.

But he's like not even him yet. I thought you, I guess. I thought you killed him right when he found his aunt and uncle. Well, after like they were dead, like when they're dead? Yeah, yeah. Oh, no, they're dead. Is episode four and five, like in between, right before episode six, you're like, oh, sorry.

Zonk Right when He has no experience at all Right when he finds the skeletons That is so Fuck though You beat you beat not even strong And you beat Tui and Han

And Han is like What the dude I have a gun What is this This niggas throwing wind at me Oh my god That was a fun game Yeah I'm a dude number two

Later on tonight When I have time I recently beat those two It was very fun game Yeah That's funny I recently played I'm like I don't know I'm not

I'm not the big Star Wars fan, but I've always loved those games. Dude, I'm never not going to be a Star Wars fan. It's still like that, just to have so much, like, warm feelings in my heart. Star Wars had really good games for a while. Even the Lego games, man. Solid. I never played. You may not like them, you may not like them, but like, those are fun.

No, I wouldn't say they're bad games or anything. I just, I never really liked Lego as a, as a video. Like, if I'm going to play with Legos, I want to play with Legos. Yeah, I'm going to get, like, real Lego and make them make out and shit. Yeah, yeah, make a dick Lego. But yeah, Jedi Power Battles, um, I remember liking a lot.

Jedi Starfighter I remember really liking a lot. I think Fall in Order and Last Jedi Were awesome. Fall in Order. Oh, I haven't played Survivor yet. Survivor were fucking... I don't have to finish both of those. I really like this. The second one's hell of good, dude. The second one's hell of good. I got deep into pretty both of them and I thought I thought they were good. I just, I don't know.

I just haven't, um, it's about time. It's like 17 bucks right now. You know what is fucking Debra Wilson's fucking face in that game. Dude, she's in another game. What's the, she's in something. She's in Death Stranding now. That's it. That's crazy. I saw a trailer for and I was like, guys. I saw this one grifter guy and I was like fuck I agree with the grifter for once

because this grifter guy was like all right enough with this bitch and I'm like well I I don't disagree I don't agree with it I just wish that they would no not make her fucking face I don't care about Debra Wilson's face right yeah make a character make Debra Wilson voices it's fine when he's Sabathoon dude also amazing except well she's great at Savithin specifically because she doesn't look like Debra Wilson she looks like a demon I'm sure if Tabithun was just Debra Wilson that would suck I'd be like, what the fuck?

Why is this bad TV lady here? Right. In the middle of my fantasy. Phil Lamar's a bad TV guy. He's done a lot of voice acting over the years. But imagine if it just looked like Phil Lamar. It's, hey, Arthur, fucking Arthur of Atlantis. And he's just, Phil Lamar, his head on this white body.

It takes you out of it a little bit. And I agree. I understand it. I don't think it's her fault or anything. I just wish we would get a little bit more great. I wish we just got more into. the spirit of just like, okay, yeah, we'll do motion capture performance capture, but let's make a new character

for you. Right. Because that to me is like why wouldn't you want to extend like if you were an actor and you had the option to play somebody who looks nothing like you? Wouldn't you want to do that? I feel like I would love to do that. I do not want to be when all those actors, those famous actors...

Why it's not their choice? Yeah. When all those famous actors are being rendered in the games, I was like do you, this is what, you guys want this? Yeah, it feels gross. It feels wrong. Then the God award he did it. It wasn't the guy's name. That fucking wall of a nigga that plays Cretos.

Oh. He walks in and it's a fucking him. Oh, Chris Judge. Oh, yeah. It was just Christopher Judge's face. But it's a black man straight up. Dude, fuck Chris Judge's. Christopher Judge's face looks so swollen.

It looks like Dreamcast, dude. It's just like his fucking chin is so like wide and square. He looks like Minecraft Steve. He's so clearly a black Hawaiian guy, you know. He's so clearly like a giant black Hawaiian. dude. It's like he walks in done, done. Guys, man, there was only 130

seats for the 20th anniversary panel. Oh, yeah, they got a war. They're immediately gone. I saw. I know you wanted to be there. I was going to go. I specifically want I want a signature from T.C. Carson. Because like that, like Christopher Judge, almost for, you know, in a couple of years

it'll be 10 years, right? He'll be Kratos for 10 years and he had, T.C. Carson had over 10 years. But still T.C. Carson, anytime I think of crados. The voice is still that for me. For me, he's Erie! He's so many. He's like such a

Destroy my enemies. He also played And my ass is yours. He also plays John Stewart And fucking On the Daily Show? Oh, I'm just welcome to the Daily Show. He doesn't even sound like that. He's on Stuart.

And which one? Unlimited. And then freaking regular. I thought that was Phil Lamar. If I'm not much, that's what, that's what you were, no, I think it was Philomar did a lot of voices than that. Was it? Was it? If we, Philomar, I'm thinking the wrong guy then. Yeah, I thought, you're being racist. I thought you, I could have swore he was the same guy

that did it for unlimited. Uh, no, I think it was Philomar if I'm, you should fact check it. Philomar did, uh, oh my God, what's his name in Futurama? Um, Hermes. Hermes, yeah. And, uh, he did static shock. He had a lot of fucking. He did, he did, he was, he It's the voice of like everybody that I remember, basically. I didn't like that he did, uh, um, Arthur. He did, um, uh, um, what's his fucking actual stupid name? Arthur the water guy. The water guy.

Arthur, the water guy, the DC. What's his name? Aquaman. You stupid man. You stupid man. You stupid man. I literally could. Water guy.

My, I was sure. Fucking idiot. It's not idiot. It's just, it escapes me. It's not idiot. It escapes me, which happens. That is not idiocy. You are right. You are right. I'm still going to make fun of you for it.

That's fine. But like, you don't have to call me an idiot. No, anyway. So, what? He played, he played Aquaman and like, I just, like, because he usually does black characters. But this time, it was just like, I'm like, oh, God. I'm sad. You know, you can't swim. What are you doing down here? Like, I was playing the, what was it? It was the, the, the, the, the D.C. fighting game. Dude, my brain's broken right now. Injustice?

In justice. So in justice, and then he's like, oh, I'm Martha, I'm going to fuck you up. But I'm like... You don't sound right now. No, thanks, too. Philomar has a fucking cablog on him, dude. He's up there with Keith David, man. Let's fucking just...

I think he's probably higher significantly, I would imagine. Probably. Keith David has a lot of voice acting. Right, but Keith David, they're significant. I think they're more iconic than Philomar, I guess. I wouldn't say that. I wouldn't say that. I wouldn't say that.

Like, Philomar is more widely... Like, I've seen him in more things. things. Who would you say is this most iconic characters ever played? Philamar?

Philomar? Oh, did you confirm it? Yeah, you're right. Okay. Philomar is probably John Stewart. So John Stewart? I mean, that was... John Stewart did...

Who would you say? Who would you say? Who would you say it's older John Stewart? Not fucking John Stewart. See, but here's the thing. So now when it comes to Keith David, I mean, Arbiter is way bigger.

There's one barbiter. Fucking Spawn. Oh, God. Spawn. Actually, Spawn's probably the biggest one. That's the thing where it's like, I think his voice acting role is Goliath.

It was so... Wait, Glythe isn't that big. It was so crazy. No, it was actually very popular. But the thing is that, modern children don't know about it. Like, for our generation, people knew about that.

They didn't know about it. What asshole tries to compete with Batman the anime series? He was so many various voices in everything that I remember. The thing about... I remember him in the background of Billy and Mandy all the time.

Oh, yeah? Yeah. Was he Irwin? Who? You live it? Yeah. No. Phil Lamar.

Was Phil Lamar. I think he was Herman's dad. Hermie, not Herman's dad. No, you're talking about Hermie's future. Erwin's dad. He was his dad. Oh, he was absolutely Irwin's dead.

Static shock and Samurai Jack. Yeah. Samurai Jack is probably... Static shock. Samurai Jack is probably his role. Yeah. He's... Yeah, he was.

Isn't that crazy? Jack. How do I not know that? Jay is there. That show was very... That show was very... Suck on my sack and suck on my sack. That show was very...

Suck me, Jack. It was... Very Negro-coated. It was... Yeah, but even though he's very yellow. Jack I don't read that Anyway

Gotta be I said I was gonna read the names Like gotta jack off In my daddy's ass Whatever It's like All right I'm gonna read the names now

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Oh, yeah. I was thinking about that because I saw Outback the other day. Is there really an Outback there? Yeah, man. Angelino, Angelino. Go down Angelino. I thought it was a B.J's or something. I think there's one across the street or something.

Going out back on purpose is crazy. behavior. You should definitely be shot dead. I mean, I like a blooming onion. That's the home of the boomer. That's really it though. There's like places that you would There's places I go to. You can make a better blooming onion yourself. Yeah, okay. I'm not gonna do that. What the fuck? I'm gonna make a bloomin onion. Yes. I'm not Kingston. Under no circumstances am I going to build myself a blooming onion. If I get a bloom and onion, the core prerequisite in that order is that I have

nothing to do with it. I don't even have the thing to cut it in the bloom and onion way. Right. You have to buy a, like a proprietary Blumen onioner. An onion bloomer. I guess that's what it's called, right? I would never buy that. That's crazy. But I like a blooming onion. Maybe I'll walk to a fucking outback and get a blooming onion.

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Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. To me, it was a steak thing because Outback's a steakhouse too. Yeah. So I just made a mistake. Well, Outback is a Blooming onion house. It's a bloomin' yeah, yeah, because I also surf steaks.

Yeah. But yeah, I was, I knew, I felt like I was going crazy. You're like, there's no fucking out back there. It's like, because if I, if I, if I, if I, if there was, I would have gotten a blooming onion by now. That's how I know. Yeah. Return of the black face Fred says Flintstone.

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Says play Monster Hunter No yeah go ahead Sick I did play I did play I did play about Two hours of Monster Hunter The new one

What'd you think? I don't like it man Yeah I think it's fun game I don't like it. It plays so fucking clunky, man. Like, I don't know. I'm not into it really at all.

I gave it a shot. The only thing I don't, I'm not, I'm not the biggest fan of, uh, fighting spongy shit. I get, I get really upset. But that's, because that's more of a, like, if you're, if you're really into, like, MMOs and stuff like that and just, like, having people, like, take shit down, I feel like, that's, I don't, I'm like, I'm like, yeah. I had a certain point, I was like, I've done 100 combos on this thing. and it's still alive. I'm kind of,

I kind of want to move on. Yeah, that's kind of how I feel about it. I like those games a lot, but I understand what they are. Yeah, 100%. I have it on PC

and it runs like fucking shit. It's fucking horrendous. Even with your card? Yes, it's horrendous. That's crazy. It runs really well on the PlayStation. You must have a data leak

or something like that. Something's fucking up. I thought, what do you have? I thought you had like something like that. I thought you had like something like that's too good of a card not to... It's running bad on that.

It's stupid. Something's wrong with it I don't know man That's the kind of shit that like honestly Like makes me That turns me off a PC It's just like man Dude every time I update a game on Steam

I have to go into the internal files And then verify the files So it works correctly Oh really Every time and I'm like Is it something on my computer We got updated drivers I think my guy's all up to date

Do you do this Do you do you keep your drivers up to date All to date I have I sell every game on my AMSSSD Everything and it just For some reason it does that every time And I'm like I don't know That's weird

to do every game I download literally quite literally every game that's weird because yeah I don't have to crash it crashes I have to go in I have to go into the properties and you got to verify the files every time that's weird everything I get it's insane dude that's a maybe maybe you want to reboot your fucking computer what I do like a like a factory set but then you know

he just obviously save save your files and then just import it back on the only thing is annoying is like certain settings like app settings that like where you know they hide the file yeah and then they have like a bunch of shit right there where you have to make sure import that stuff. That makes me so mad about computers that like you have an app on your computer and it doesn't show you

where to find it or delete it. It's pretty cool. It's like why does this? So it's just taking up space for no reason. I can't even take it out because the space is taking up. In this day and age it's it shouldn't this isn't existing or at all. He used to be like oh don't fuck with it. You're going to crash your computer and I'm like well I know what not to do now. So just show me the stuff I need to see and no.

I don't know how much of your fucking cause like oh you have this much in your fucking I mean you're you're this drive and I'm like all right cool where is it somewhere yeah where is that at though it's on here it'll keep filling up and up and up and up and up and up in the in the in the app thing yeah so you just got to it's so stupid it's uh there's the the local there's the one it always looks like it says locale to me yeah but it does it's uh it's roaming it's it's so stupid yeah i don't like app data yeah yeah yeah local that yeah that shit and then you don't know where they are and you just see you're like oh proper

And it doesn't tell you how big the file is. You're like, why? You got unhide your shit and then it'll show up. But how do you? I even know where to find it to unhide? That's the thing. It's like, where is this, where is all these things are? It's, uh, I think you go.

So I think you just go to your right, your user and then you go to your computer, um, your computer drive. And then, and then it should be there if you unhide it. Should be there. But also, it's been a minute since I've looked. So I could be wrong. It's fucking annoying. Like my current computer is like so much whenever I would, um, When I was doing a lot of editing, Premiere would do that a lot.

I should feel up like crazy on there, wouldn't it? You remember like the media cache or whatever the fuck? Yes. And it would have like my, I would literally have like a like a terabyte. Yes. And then like maybe like a few months in, it would be full. And I'm just like, what the fuck is this? And then you'd go into it and it turns out it's just all this like these old JPEGs of like small cash data that you'd have to go in.

And like I would go in and delete them. And I would have like 900 more gigabytes So I'm just like, motherfucker Crazy I didn't even ask for this I didn't ask for you to save this Exactly so stupid So I use audacity would do the same thing It would just be like

Oh audacity feeling up like the more you used it The more data useless data would be storing Yeah, insane And I'm like what's happening? Why does nothing work right Dude I have jury duty like I have jury duty V 28th Yeah jury just say that you moved I'm just gonna get over with Because it's the ones now we have to call in

to see if you needed. And often at a night, you don't have to go in, actually. But I'm just going to get over, so I don't have to keep dodging it, because I've been dodging it since 2017. I've never done it before. Really? Never, because me, I moved around frequently enough to where I actually wasn't in the county anymore.

Now, every time it happened. I was like, oh, great, I'm not here anymore, so I don't have to go. I got summoned once in New York, but then I failed the interview. Did you really? Yeah. I mean, I did it on purpose. I said I was racist. Yeah.

I don't know if that works anymore. It worked back then. I don't know if it works now. It's probably now it's obvious. I'm a seething racist. Okay, cool. I said something like, I don't know if I can be impartial.

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