The Snark Tank - #31: Craig

Episode Date: July 30, 2020

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Wow. It's another week. It's another week of this, huh? Yeah, man. Another week, more money to make, more bitches to fuck. More laws to break. All right. Let's get this fucking paper.

Wake up, gamers. Time to get this money. Okay So Just before we We get off the rails already If you guys hear a beeping in the background We can't help that

That'll be gone by the next episode In all likelihood I almost fucking choked on my own teeth And If you write in a complaint about it If you're like hey you know There's a beeping in there We know about it

Just don't worry about it Don't be an asshole Shut the fuck up okay Yeah we can fucking hear it We know what's there all right It's gonna be all the comments Yeah, we just, we just fucked up There's a beep in a background, Sweene

What the fuck are you doing? I only hear a beep when I fuck your mom What's up? I don't hear a beep because I knock that bitch out Then I... Okay, all right, we got a lot of God, I hate everything about you. Almost said that.

Yeah, I know you did Because you're a terrible person. So let's go on. There's a lot of video game stuff That I feel like we That's in the news in general. The Xbox had their fucking game showcase. We have

Joe Rogan talking a lot about video games controversial opinions about video games from Joe Rogan, everybody's favorite Rogan. And we've got Logic sort of loosely related to video games like, I don't know what he's going to be doing, but he signed some exclusive deal with Twitch. Yeah, he did. And I guess we could start

with that, because that's kind of just weird. I don't know what that means. First of all, he's retiring. I don't know what that means. Like every other rapper that fucking retired. you know and then they don't he's probably but like even then it's like yeah sure you're not that's just money you can make you're stupid I can't imagine him being that young and retiring it just sounds silly where it's just I mean it's good it's good marketing

it really is because especially when it comes to logic we're talking about before we're recording that he just gets a lot of unnecessary hate and I feel like it's a good way to just kind of be missed and then come back hard and then people will kind of forget about all of that shit. Like all of the, because I don't even know why, I don't know,

like, Sweeney, why do you think people hate Logic so much? I don't even, I don't even necessarily understand why. Now, look,

I, I listened to Logic for years by now. So I would say that logic is a good, is good at pretty much everything, but logic doesn't really have bars in a sense that, like, his words play don't ever really leave you thinking about what he just said.

That's what bars really means for the most part. Like, someone says something. and it's like, holy shit, that had like a whole meaning other than just sounding melodically good. So logic apparently doesn't really do that much. That might be a good point. That's my probably good one.

I don't remember him not doing that particularly, but he's pretty much good at everything else. Like everything else other than that he's pretty good at. Like he makes good music, he sounds good, he can rap quickly, he can control the beat, can stay on the beat. But it's just like, I feel like some, Sometimes people say it doesn't have bars, which I don't understand that argument because, like, 97% of modern rappers don't have bars.

That's true, but his beats aren't like, like, super bass heavy, like trap shit, though, right? No, not really. And another thing I think is that people, he says he has, like, really good lyrical abilities, but then you don't really hear bars in his song. People are like, how do you say you have good lyrical abilities when I don't hear anything? You're not saying it and it's like, oh shit, that's pretty deep. Do you think, oh, that's pretty wild? Do you think any of his hate like has to do with the fact that he looks like a skinless rat? Do you think like...

He looks like Rufus from fucking Kim Possible, definitely. But at the same time, I actually like logic. He's a really nice, cool dude. He seems like a nice guy. That's why I was like, dude, that sucks. Yeah. The last thing that I remember him doing, because I don't really pay attention to him that much, but he did that song with Eminem and Chris Delia was,

pretending to be Eminem. Do you remember that? Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that, like, it definitely had a good flow to it, but now I was just thinking like, dude, that shit sucks, man, like now... Does he say anything? Um, who? Dahlia?

Logic. A logic. Does he ever say anything like, does he ever have a, have ever heard a logic line that's like, oh, shit? No, to be honest, I don't remember anything that he says in that entire song. I don't remember anything. I just remember the fucking flow being really dope. he really he really got overshadowed on that one

I don't know if I don't know if it's really fair though because it's like he's he's sharing his biggest criticism evidently is his lyricism and his lack of bars and his lack of convincing wordplay and he's sharing a track with like M&M who's arguably really like really only good at that

actually like that's like his strength well like his what I'm saying is like his strength is literally in wordplay. Almost, almost, like, to a ridiculous degree. So it's like, I remember, I remember that song, and I remember liking it, but I don't, I don't remember anything that logic did on it. I don't hate logic either.

Like, I think he's just like a dude. He seems pretty chill. I remember he was in that one Rick and Morty episode that I can't stand. Oh, but, um, arguably the worst Rick and Morty episode. Yeah, the Vindicators. It's the, he's in the Vindicators one. He's in the Vindicators? Yeah, you don't remember it?

Like, it's, it's that one where, like, it's like, the Avengers parody and, like, I remember that episode, but what's here that one? It ends. No, he's logic. He plays logic. It ends with a party. Oh my God. And logic is playing. And he's like, introducing logic. And logic starts rapping at the end of this episode. And that's just how

it ends. And it's easily the worst. Well, I guess of that season. Is it a coincidence? Do you think that's a coincidence? You think maybe possibly that episode would be better if he wasn't in it? No, no. No. That episode... No, no, no. That episode,

That episode That, hold on, hold on That episode is just terrible in every It's a bad episode It's bad But yes And he signed a fucking Deal with Twitch

Yeah, it's insane Millions, I wonder how much it is though I already I'm Googling it right now Logic's Twitch feature includes What? Blessing Rappers with free beats So he's just gonna be making beats for people

That's kind of cool That's actually hell of fire That's actually really cool That's so strange So he's just gonna be streaming Like mixing stuff I guess Like he's just gonna be like making music on Twitch And then that's that's gonna be his

Probably I imagine he's gonna play video games as well Because he's like a giant fucking nerd Because I think he's like really good at smash Isn't he? And then there's gonna like a scandal's gonna come out on him Like pretty soon now Stang let's not bring that up anymore bro Because he plays smash Yeah

Guys stop come on There's a correlation bro It's not a correlation Sweenie Sweenie I call question you now too. I've never looked at a child ever once. They're fucking I've never once did it. I stay away from them in fact.

Now you're over correcting yourself. That's more suspicious. That's way more suspicious. Somebody says I've never seen a child in my life. You're doing a very good job convincing people. I don't got to I don't. Well, you're trying hard to convince people for somebody who doesn't need to

convince me. Also, you know, don't forget the stream dropped. We're going to put a link in the Link in the description. We won't. We will. We will. You can do it. You have the loggin information.

You're free to add it, but I'm not going to add it. That's fucked. All right. Well, I'll figure it out. But yeah, so he's going to be, he's going to be straight. I hope he streams Metal Gear because he seems to be like a huge, huge Metal Gear fan. He got David Hater on his new album, which is like really just really bizarre. I didn't listen to no pressure.

I haven't listened to his no album yet, truth be told. I haven't listened to it yet either, but I saw David. David Hader tweet out like hey I'm on this track and I was like all right I'm curious and I skimmed through it looking for David Hater and it's like just it's literally just uh it's straight up just metal gear he just does does he do like a solid snake voice or what yeah he's logic that's pretty cool it's pretty cool I like that I'm a little behind with logic but I'm definitely down to hear that it's gonna be pretty dope dude that's the only that's the only argument for me to be like famous is stuff like that where I'm like fuck dude I can reach out to somebody and

like, there's a huge chance that they'll be like, yeah, I'm down. Like, even if they don't fucking really know me, it's just like, oh, that's cool, I'm flattered. And then they'll just feature on something that you're working on. That's get Keith David to, uh... Yes, exactly. It always comes back to Keith David.

I mean, that's the person, that's the person that I was... If I was, if I was big enough, I'd be like, I would reach out to Keith, I would be like, hey, you want to give me a voice line? You want to give me a voice line for, uh, for, if I could get Keith David a voice, Paul, I'd be fucking,

ecstatic. Holy shit. That would be crazy. I would stop the channel, honestly, after that. I feel like there'd be no reason. That's good. That's good. You think you... Malboja!

Exactly. I was like, do you think he could actually get him to say it? Malboja. If he had a cameo, it would be a lot easier, but like, you know. And that actually upsets me that he doesn't. I feel like we should probably... Because I think he actively tweets. Like, he's on some show right now or something,

and he's always like, he seems like he's active. tweeting and it's not somebody else on his behalf. And so I was thinking okay, he'll probably see this if we get enough people to tweet and be like, hey man, get a cameo and start with that and then we can start getting him to say some really interesting shit.

It makes, I don't know, it's so crazy that he's not on cameo. Like him and Morgan Freeman. I wonder if Morgan Freeman's on, but I doubt it. No, no way. He's way too big. Keith David's, well, Keith David's voice is, it's like a generational fucking stamp now.

at least in the last 20, 30 years. Everything you could think of he's been a part of. He really has been in like damn near everything, which is funny. Things that I didn't even, when I was doing like a, I was listening to one of his highlight reels. And there were so many things that were like, holy shit, I had no idea he was in this. Like, or I forgot or there's a lot of stuff that I basically took note on.

Like, I need to watch this because Keith David is actually in it. I forgot that because I saw they live very young. I was very young when I saw they live. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 26, RAM-500 Big Horn crew cab, 4x4 for $3.69 a month for 39 months, with $4,099 due at signing. Tax, title, license extra, no security deposit required. Call 1-877 RAM 5722 for lease details.

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. $1.20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to $20,000. 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is

always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. for an office near you. I forgot that that like, dude, like the, the, uh, when they're, when they're having the fight with him and, uh, Roddy Piper having that fucking epic fight and like he tries to hit him in the nuts and stuff and he's like, you dirty motherfucker. Like, it's such an iconic line and it blew my fucking mind. I'm like, such a good fucking line.

Yeah. I was just like, you dirty motherfucker. It's, it blew my fucking mind. Because, uh, that's, it's weird how much of, uh, he's a part of, I would say damn near everyone's lives and they probably don't even know it is dude yeah i i man if i can get david hater too that'd be like like just just the ability to reach out to those people and they'd be like yeah is it's probably like one of the best um one of one of the nicest things about being uh that what would i guess famous yeah you know what if you had enough money that you wrote a good ending

for halo five and you had them voice acted out for you i don't want to like you write you write out a good ending where chief and arbiter like sit down and have like a very sensible talk with each other where they just kind of explain the bullshit that happened to each other. Kingston, five would have to exist for me to write an ending. You know what? You're right. You're very right. And five doesn't exist. Exactly. So I don't know, I don't know what it is you're asking. So I didn't finish five. Um, is infinite. You don't need to. Does infinite, uh, does Infinite take place after five or do they just like, or did they

recon it out? It's, it's, it's. It's, it's, uh, they're going the, the Doom 2016 route where it's like, it continues technically what the story was doing before in like the, on like the PC versions and like the old school doom. It's carrying over with that narrative, but it's also like kind of a, a bit of a jumping in point, like a spiritual kind of reboot almost. So it's, it seems like they're just putting some distance between it, but all that stuff actually did happen. and it's, I feel like it's going to be relegated to, you know, more expanded universe stuff more than something that you have to know. I guess we might as well segue into this. The Xbox game show happened, and they showed off a bunch of shit for the series X or whatever the fuck.

A bunch of weird stuff. I wasn't expecting a fable announcement, but I was pretty happy about that because fable is so weird. That was interesting. And, yeah, it's the guys who did Forza Horizon, which is, like, really interesting. So I guess it's going to look beautiful, and... what, that's it? I bet it's gonna be fucking gorgeous. But I'm also just like,

it reminds me of, it reminds me of, it honestly reminds me a lot of what, what's happening a lot in the Sony ecosystem where like, you know, the kill zone guys went and made Horizon. Yeah. And like, and what is it?

The people who made fucking crash bandicoot went on to make uncharted and stuff like that. Yeah. It seems like they're, it seems like they're letting their first party breathe a little bit, which is kind of nice. because they don't typically do that. Usually they're like, you're making gears of war for the rest of your life.

And that's it. But I'm pretty pumped about that. They showed like psychonauts, which I've been waiting for for a really long time. But the biggest splash and not in the way that they really intended was Halo Infinite because there's this one particular brute that's, his name is Craig officially, according to the canon, I guess. Craig? Yeah, they named him Craig.

Oh, jeez. Because he's just this indifferent-looking fucking monkey man. And it's, it's, it made it. I was so happy when I saw it because I was like, it was just so fucking weird-looking. And it just made me smile in ways that I wasn't anticipating. I was definitely hoping that the game would look better, but also like, that shit's funny, man. Yo, he looks so disgusting. That image is, that image, though.

Like, I love, I love that image. Like I hope I hope that stays in Like I want at least one brute On at least one brute To have a completely blank expression on his face He looks like a distant human relative He looks disgusting

I was like why does he look like that It's like what does he look so Rambay actually He looked I couldn't get Harambe out of my fucking head I was just like oh Jesus He looked like he dropped his ice cream And then Chief showed up at the exact same time So he's just like

oh man really there's something there's something just so funny about like because if you if you watch it in slow motion he's like charging towards chief and he's like stumbling

and he's got no expression and then he reaches chief chief fucking breaks his face in half I guess and he just falls to the side as if nothing happened he's just like over it

he's just like done like he knew that that was his moment he probably wasn't even dead he'd have he just stop fighting he's insane It's so fucking fun. He's like, I'm just done. Whatever.

Take me. But yeah, so that was a pretty big, pretty big, a little meme. Yeah. Took off quite a bit. It took off quite a bit. They opened the show with it, which is like kind of interesting.

A Voud got me excited. Yeah, A Vowd is, that's going to be a huge one because that's an obsidian. That's, so if you don't know, if you guys are not, like, familiar with this shit, I know this is kind of like

inside baseball for a lot, because a lot of people just play video games they don't really care who makes them and they don't really follow the shit. But Obsidian is kind of famous for just taking Bethesda's stuff and doing it better than Bethesda does. Like they literally just, like they made Fallout New Vegas for Bethesda, and it was like way better than Fall Out 3. And arguably I think most people would agree it's better than Fallout 4. Yeah.

So people love New Vegas. Yeah, I like Fallout 3, but New Vegas is a better game. They made The Outer Worlds, which was like kind of like this whole. thing that was like kind of lauded as this kind of thing. It's like, hey, look, they can, you know, they can do what Bethesda does except not suck at it. And it was, like, received really, really well. A very short game,

but it's, I would argue it's pretty fucking, it's a pretty solid RPG. I'd recommend it. It's a lot of fun. You can play that game in any way you want. It's kind of wild. And now, that team that does Bethesda stuff better than Bethesda does is doing an

old world kind of RPG. It looks like Skyrim. with Dr. Strange magic and the prospect of a Skyrim that's better than Skyrim is pretty is pretty appealing. I'm not going to lie. I hope the combat's smooth.

That's about it. Well, the worst part... The magic is good. Yeah. The funny thing is, too, it's like the worst part of the outer worlds is the gunplay doesn't feel particularly good. And now, like, they're doing an old world RPG

where they don't even have to worry about that. Yeah, exactly. I think it's, I think it has a pretty good shot of being like genuinely pretty fucking good. Also just the Doctor Strange Magic just looks cool in general. Like anytime you see somebody

like trace spells in the air just looks fucking sick. So it's somatic a lot of it? Like the symbols and shit? Yeah, it's like symbols and like like magic gears that are like twirling around

your arm and shit. It looks really cool. Did you see the trailer for a vow? I personally did. Yeah. Yeah. It just looks really cool. It's just like art

from an art perspective. It looks cool. Yeah. And then they ended with fable. I'm, A lot of people have been asking me about, like, Halo, and I think I might make, like, one last video since we're post. We've already seen it.

I think I'm with most people where it's like I was hoping it would look better, but I think it's taking all of the right cues from the right places. It has the openness of CE. It has the villainous focus of two. It has the sandbox focus of three. It looks like a blending of, like, everything. that I would want really. And Halo's never really been like a fucking looker anyway.

So I'm pretty, I'm pretty excited to see how it plays. I mean, Halo 5 looked good. It did look pretty good. It sucked, but it did look good. Like, I'll give it respect where it deserves respect, what is not many places. But that's my association. That's my association. There shouldn't have to be a tradeoff, though, you know?

That's true. That's true. I think there shouldn't. I have problems with Halo Infinite trailer, but only because. because of the fact that 343 has fucked up so much that I just expect them to fuck up again. And I feel like every time they do something new that is gonna fucking shit themselves.

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion

1. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow, Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. That's kind of the thing. It's like the expectation is that they're going to...

That's... I get that. I kind of feel that too, where it's like... My hopes aren't super high, but I think it's going to be a fun game. They've never made like a bad game. They've always just like tried new things and not done it well. I think Halo 4 is a bad game. Halo 4 is not a bad game, but just... I hate it. I hate Halo 4.

That game's gameplay is bad. That game's got nine out of ten's. Those are by stupid people. I mean, maybe, but like... Fucking idiot. That made me so mad. That made me so mad. But it's not, it's not objectively a bad game, is what I'm saying.

Like, I don't like the way it's designed, and I would have designed it differently, but I don't think it's objectively a bad game. You give stupid people too much credit, Chris. Like, just because stupid people enjoy it, man. It's not a good... It's a shitty bar to set where it's like, yeah, these idiots enjoyed it. So it's fine. I'm like, nah.

I just think, I think from like a quality standpoint, it's like a solid sci-fi first-person shooter. It's got a really nice ending that I really like a lot. That's kind of undid entirely in the next game. I mean the part when Chief ascends and he evolutions farther? No, that part was stupid. But the ending when Cortana dies is fucking great. That was such a really well done. Yeah.

Damn it. It's a good game, man. It is. It's not my favorite. It's actually the one I hate the most. but, you know, that's just kind of a testament to that series. Like, the one that I hate, I can't even really say actually is a bad game. Even though I hate it fucking genuinely.

All I got to say is that look at Chief's evolution scene. That scene fucking ruined a game. It's really stupid. I was like, is he going super sane? I was like, what is Chief doing? He looked like someone was pulling him by every fucking individual limb, and then he lit up and he turned into the same fucking person. And I was just like, what the fuck is this?

It was just a waste of time. It was easily the stupidest fucking thing. So what if in Halo Infinite, Chief takes off his helmet and he looks in the mirror and it's that fucking brute? That would fucking kill me. I would kill me because I'd be like, what? He's been a brute the whole time? I hope they go back. I hope they go back to, because Halo Combat Evolved, they just.

did this thing where the legendary ending was just a complete fucking joke. Yeah. Like, if there is a legendary ending and at the end of at the end of Alo Infini, you take your helmet off and it's fucking Craig, I'm going to lose my shit. I'm going to be so happy. As long

as that's just like a fuck around, that's awesome. I love that. That would stress me out too much. I'd be like, what? I hope they commemorate that brute, man. Like, he's so special. It would be like that he loves it. I wish they'd be good. I wish they did an ending for, what you call it, for this Halo, where he lands on the traveler.

That'd be fantastic. That's disgusting. That'd be fucking crazy. I'd be like, oh, shit, they're doing it. They're finally doing it for me. But yeah, I don't know. I like, I actually controversially like a lot of what I saw from a gameplay perspective. Really, the only things that I really feel like they need to work on are like the textures

and the lighting, really. Because, like, the lighting's really, I know there's like a full day-night cycle, which is kind of neat. but like, you know, maybe showcasing the game off in, like, actual direct sunlight might have been, like, a better call. Because everything looks good until it's, like, obscured in shadow. Some of the gun designs don't look too nice to me, I think. Uh, I don't know. The shotgun looks kind of weird. The shotgun looks really generic.

I'll say the shotgun. The shotgun's my least favorite design that I saw. It looks like, it looks fat. It doesn't even look like the original shot. It looks fat to me. And then the, I think it's the maller, the fucking, like the fucking magnum with the big-ass bullets. Oh, the nail gun? Yeah.

Is it a nail gun? Really? It looks like a nail. I don't know. I know what you're talking about. The slug shooter. The cylinder. Yeah.

Yeah, the cylinder one. That one didn't look too nice to me. I didn't like that there was an automatic DMR. I was like, this is what the fuck is this? Like, this is this, this is not. It looks cool. It looked cool and it was used cool, but it was like, I was like, why is automatic? I was like, why is this a thing?

I don't know. It's not going to be bad, though. It's not going to be bad, though. I have to play with that stuff to really understand, like, whether or not it's good or not. The only thing that I know needs to be worked on is the, the texturing. and the pop-in. Like, there's too much pop-in. Like, you just see too much clouds popping in, and it's awkward, and it doesn't look good.

But the prospect of an open-world Halo Ring, just like ODST, or, like, the first couple levels of combat evolved, seem really enjoyable to me. I'm all about it. I like that the villain feels like a fucking comic book villain. I love it. Because that's, like, a lot of... Yeah, I love it. It's just, like, leaning into, like, the pulpy kind of sci-fi non-es. sense. Because like a lot of, a lot of fucking Halo is like that. Like, I feel like they got further and

further away from that as like, as the games went on. But like, Halo 2 has a fucking, there's a parasite that's straight out of a little shop of horrors and he fucking talks like a Dr. Seuss character. He talks in fucking rhymes, you know, and in fucking, what is it, in, uh, what is it, Halo 4, you got that, the Didac talks in like Shakespearean soliloquies. All that shit's fun. I love that shit. Over the top. I liked it. I like it. I don't know. I feel like Halo progressively got more. Got more macro.

It got more macro. Because, like, the villains got bigger. Oh, this is the covenant. Then it's the covenant plus this like, this like interdimensional creature. Then it's back to the covenant again. And this creature, then it's, uh-oh, we're fighting an angel. Yeah, now it's, yeah, now it's just, now it's just monkey man, which I'm happy. Yeah, it got smaller and more intimate, which I like.

I like that. I don't like that's the appropriate place. I don't like that the brutes aren't really furry or have like the little, like, they don't have really much of the rhino design they used to have. But I'm also okay with that at the same time. They look too much like, you guys ever seen that cereal box with the gorilla on it? I'm not sure. Hold on. Oh my God.

Fucking, let me see if I could Google this real quick. Fucking Hiramara. He looks sad. It's hilarious. If you Google guerrilla cereal meme, you'll see it. Gorilla cereal meme. It's called, it's called gorilla munch cereal. And...

Serial meme. Oh yeah, that fucking... The Jimmy. He's the fucking... The Jimmy's gorilla, right? Yeah, the Jimmy's gorilla. All I can think about is that thing when I see Craig.

And it does bother me that... Yeah, they... It's weird that the brutes don't have hair anymore and that they look... But also, I guess the reason it doesn't bother me as much is just because the brutes have changed most throughout every... Like, they've never...

never looked the same ever. Like, they're so inconsistent that, like, another inconsistency is just like, ah, this is just what these guys are. They just constantly change based on, based on what the game demands. It's almost like an inside joke. I hope in the next one, they look like flaccid penises or something.

I hope that's... I hope that's the next one is... They look like dogs. Like, shit up like fucking dogs. Like, just adorable golden retrievers. But they're fucking, they're, like, yelling at you and trying to kill you, but they're so cute. You knock the, um, it's of one of them, you knock the helmet on one of them

and you look at it and it's so cute and you're like, what am I about to do? And it tries to kill you and you do it. Like you kill him on reaction and you just feel bad about it. Like how Ellie should have felt every time she killed somebody and Last of Us too. And it's just fantastic. That would be great.

We've got a lot of I feel like so here's the issue with today's episode. We got a lot of questions, but they're all kind of terrible. I'm going to I'm going to be straight with you. They were all like really long and really,

and they all kind of bordered on the same thing. It was all just like very edgy. What would you do with a dick or something like that? Just like shit like that where it's like, okay. So I don't really know how to go about this because there's not much left to talk. Oh, wait, Joe Rogan. Yeah, I forgot about Joe Rogan. Fucking Joe Rogan.

What is he, what is he? You found this, Derek, right? Oh, yeah, because he said, what do you say? Joe Rogan is trending on Twitter once again. It's probably like once a week because of somebody you had on his podcast or something he said and then people are freaking out about it. Right now with Ram Trucks Declaration of Deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 2026.

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I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

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Joe talks about playing video games and essentially he thinks they're, he technically thinks they're bad because he doesn't do anything. He says they're a wasted time. And out of technicality, for him, that's very true because he would spend hours a day just playing Quake, like Quake Arena. Like, to me, the most upsetting thing about this entirely is just that it's Quake is the game that he decided to just get addicted to. I understand back in the day when he'd have like land parties and shit. Because like that's how long ago it was when he first got addicted to it. But now even up today, he's like, oh yeah, let's play Quake.

And I just imagine the people like Jamie and people around him, like, oh, fuck, man. There's way better games we're going to be playing. What fuck cares about Quake anymore? Like, I haven't, there is, if somebody asked me to play Quake, like, Quake 3 or Quake or anything, I'd be like, dude, like, fuck you. I don't want to know you. Like, we and you and I are not, holy fuck.

We're not compatible at all. Like, if you think I want to play Quake with you, what the fuck's wrong with you? So it's kind of weird, but it's also a lot of people seem to be getting upset because of him saying that. But, like, this one person says, Joe Rogan has been playing Quake for 20 years and has brought on pros and devs as guests. His comments come from a place of being borderline addicted to video games more than anything. If you're going to get mad at Joe Rogan, there's better stuff to choose from. So that's basically the defense of, like, hey, he's not necessarily trashing them, but they've just been, like, I guess a detriment to him because he doesn't really get the value that we get from when we play. games. I mean, he's the most successful

podcaster on the planet. Right. Very true. And he and he's wasted his life on Quake. I feel like I don't know if that really I don't know if that math really. It doesn't make sense at all right because of how insanely successful he is. He has an

insanely successful company called On It which sells like kettle bells and fucking stuff, you know, for energy and shit. Yeah. It's like it's a bunch of Gwyneth Paltrow stuff basically. It's like the male version, right? Yeah. Even like the kettlebells have like fucking chimps on them and shit.

It's like a chimps skull. It's like so you're like I'm not even making this up. Are you serious? I'm not even making it up, dude. That's so fucking obscene. Of course, Joe. Oh my God. Yeah. When people say that he's fucking Oprah for man like they're not

joking. Like that's that's a very accurate thing to say. Yeah, it's totally accurate. It's totally accurate. Yeah. That's so fucking funny. Yeah, I didn't know he owned on it. He owns on it? He owns a part of it, like a large part of it.

Oh, so he's like an investor. Yeah, I wouldn't even say an investor. Like, he's like very much involved in the products that they put out, like, say, if they have this brain thing that's supposed to be, you know, like, oh, this. Alpha brain. Alpha brain, that's it. He's very much, like, paying attention to what's in it and the ingredients and stuff. And he's like, oh, yeah, this is clinically proven.

to this and blah blah blah so he's like balls deep so I think he owns like a large portion of it but not fully he might even just be a partner um yeah but alpha brain reminds me of that one that info words would sell because I would see Paul Joseph Watson

pimping it oh my god I fucking remember that shit I forgot what it's called uh Paul Joseph Watson brain oh my god fuck hold on it was I don't remember what the hell is called for wars what happened to them are they still around well yeah

They just got... Brain Force. Oh, Brain Force. So... Alpha Brain versus Brain Force. Who will win? They should have a Quake... They should have a Quake Championship

between Brain Force and Alpha Brain. So you fucking wins. I would play... I would probably... If Joe Rogan asked me to play Quake 3 Arena, I'd probably... I'd probably play Quake 3 Arena. I would not.

I... I would just be able to talk to him, actually. I would do that. Quake... Quake is a classic arena shooter. I love that shit. I haven't played Quake in a long time, though. It was fun back in the day.

Like, I had fun playing Quake 3 on PS3, actually. They had the, you know, they ported the Quake 3 to it, and I was like, this is really, this is really fucking fun. And then I just couldn't stick to it. It's like, there's better shit out there. I just want to be real, guys. I'm like, there's better shit out there. It's fun for its time, but I can't imagine playing it nowadays. You could play The Last of Us Part 2 instead.

Yeah, that's it. Let's not make fun of that game anymore. I've made fun of that game so much. I was really talking about that game for like three hours on stream. How much is it like? It's just so much shit they could have done better. And I shouldn't, I myself, who have no background in the game design or storytelling, should not be like this could be so much better.

Calm down, Tom, sweetie, and take your brain for us. Take you gotta take your brain force, dude. I don't, I'm good, man. You just need a little bit of alpha force and you'll be all right. Alpha force. Fucking Chad, fucking Chad my brain up, bro, quick. But yeah, you said what happened to Info Wars, man. You don't remember them fucking Alex Jones getting yeated from all the major platforms?

You don't remember that? Yeah, I forgot about that shit, man. Yeah, I was like a couple years ago. He scares me, bro. Alex Jones' passion scares me because it's almost, it's almost aspiring seeing someone that passion

about shit I can agree with you One thing that I did agree about that is that how much he he at least appears to care about

the things that he talks about because I was like you know I don't really know anyone that really cares like most people

are very what would you call it cynic cynical and they're very what's the word what's apathy apathetic?

Is that what you? Yeah apathetic yeah most of them just don't really care about it. shit, you know? Yeah, just like, uh.

And then like when you're not apathetic, people make fun of you for it. Because every time I talk about and I care about it for them, my friends, if it's not like wholeheartedly seriously, they shit on me. And I do the same thing to other people. Like, like, there's been times where Jalen was telling me shit that's pretty serious. And I was like, just shut the fuck up. Shut up. You stupid bitch.

Stop being a pussy. Just shut up. And he just walks in his room. It's like, I can't even talk to this guy. Like, it's not like, it's not like a person I'm speaking to. And every time I talk about something I care about Chris is like, dude, you're so stupid. Shut up and I'm like, this is like a good thing.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You, because you always come to me with stupid shit. No, Chris, even when it's serious shit, you're like, dude, just shut the fuck up. I do the same thing to you. Don't get me wrong. Do you remember fucking yesterday he comes in? I don't even remember what the argument was because I couldn't even believe that it was happening. We were talking about.

So what happened is a regular occurrence in this house is we try to decipher the difference is between pails, pots, buckets, pants, and... No, you do this. No, we know one does this with you. Chris is lying, okay? Chris definitely takes part in the... Look, you say you don't do it, but then you take part in the deciphering of which is which. So I was trying to figure out if pretty much a spoon is just a really sweet. small pan.

Oh my God. That is the... If you're a heroin addict, sure. No, no. I'm like, what the fuck? It's on a pan then. It's still a spoon. I fucking, I really hate,

I hate all of these. It was, it wasn't even this conversation. This was an, this is an old fucking thing. Which one was it today? And you keep, you keep rehashing. We were talking about the window, right? We were talking about the window.

And if you're looking through a window, are you looking at the window? Yeah. Not exactly. I'm, you're not exactly. look at the window. You're looking through the window at something else, though. What the hell is... Wait, wait, wait, wait. What's the argument right there?

If you're right on, if you're right, and you're looking through it, at something else, are you looking at the window? Are you looking through the window? You're... Technically, it really depends on where your eyes are focusing. Right now with Ram Trucks Declaration of Deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 2026. Ram,500 Big Horn crew cab, 4x4 for 365 a month, for 39 months,

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America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365.

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but I'm saying you don't see the whole window. Therefore, you're looking at a portion. But that's the thing. That's the thing. It's like, for some reason, you, you think that you can, in order for you to qualify as looking at something, you have to be looking at the whole thing, which I think is just really weird. Yeah, that's not like, I'm looking at.

Look, like, think of it like this. If I'm looking at a building, right? And like, what are you looking at? Oh, looking at that building. Oh, I mean the side of the building there? Why don't it's the side of the building? There's parts to specify which part of things you're looking at. That's why they're specified.

But you don't need to be so artistically granular about it. I'm not even being. It's just giving people all the information they need to be able to help me whatever I'm talking about. If I look at my, if I have a glove on my hand, I'm looking at my hand, they're like, why are you looking at the glove on your hand? Someone would say that. No one would say that. Yes, they would. They would be like, yes, there's a glove on your hand.

Why are you looking at the glove like that? No, people are going to be like, why are you looking at your hands? Like, is there something on the glove? People are going to see the glove fur instead of my band. Like, is there something on a glove that you're looking at? No, that sounds like, that sounds like tizzling to me, bro. That sounds like big-time tism. to be you're you're being R-worded right now Chris you and Derek you're fucking you're fucking

hard bars right now no man not even like because I would say if you had gloves on and you were and if you were looking at your hands I would say why are you looking at your hands like I I would not like you're all right what's up with the glove is your glove is your glove too tight detached from your hand it would have to be if you were holding a glove and staring at the glove then I'd be like why are you looking at the glove I wouldn't say I would not say that on your hand. That is tism. That is not tism. Yes, it is. That's being specific.

It's not autism. That's what tism is, bro. No, it's, Derek, I can't believe you just said. Autism is being specific. Dude, people are very hard focused on certain issues when they're on this spectrum, certain things. That's why a lot of times, like, from Lisa, from what I understand, a lot of artistic, like I know this autistic artist, this autistic artist,

She's artistic and autistic? Like this, I know this autistic artist. He actually, that even used to be his handle on Instagram. And he's just, all he does is focus on art and he's incredible at it. I just know that that's a one of the things. I don't know the entire spectrum of all that stuff. But I would say you're kind of, the way that you're explaining things makes me think, it's weirdly hyper-specific in a way that nobody communicates.

Nobody communicates like that. All I'm saying is that you, if I'm not looking at, if you're looking at something through something else, you're not exactly looking at that thing. I guess you fucking tiny minds could probably say, but you are technically looking at it, but no. No, I said it depends on where your eyes are focused because I could look at my reflection in a window, or I can look past it and I'm focusing on what's outside. You don't really look at the window itself, though.

You're looking at your reflection. Well, the conversation started because I was looking at the window. I was looking at the window and you said, what are you looking at? Because you thought I was looking through it and I said, I was just looking at the window. And you disagreed with me. You said that I wasn't looking at the thing that I told you I was looking at. You weren't. You were lying to me.

I don't know why you were lying to me. I don't know why that was a necessary lie like that. Why is he lying? I don't know why. That's what I'm confused. I was looking at the window. Who the fuck just looks at a window? Because I was just fucking eating

And I was waiting for the fucking thing To load up on the TV And it was taken forever And I looked outside And then I didn't see anything outside So then I looked at the window There were fucking smudges on it You were looking at the smudges on the window

You weren't looking at the fucking window Oh my God That that is You were facing the window You were looking toward the window But the window was not what you were focusing on You're looking at whatever was on there It was just trans-pinsed

Fucking see-sit-thew Kingston, Kingston If you put your hands in your pants you shat all over your hands and you put your hands in front of your face. Are you looking at shit or are you looking at your hands? Whichever one you're focusing on. Oh my God. Cason, you're looking at your hands.

You're looking at your hands and they're covered in shit. You put your hands in your pants and shit all over here. What kind of fucking demon does that? That's how you can tell someone's possessed. I think you can tell someone's possessed or an aliens and they shit on themselves. willingly. They just stare at it afterwards, too. That is fucking insanity.

That's fucking linsanity right there. I shit on my hands sometimes for no reason at all. Just watch it. I just want to see what happens. I just watch my hands after I shit in them. That's a whole different psyche that you have to, You're just broken. You're broken at that moment.

You got to get refurbished. You got to get sent back and redaided and... How do you feel if your cat did that? Shot in its hands? Well, cats don't have hands. They have paws. My cat had hands. I'm already fucking confused.

Why does my cat have hands? I mean, I want... You just translated to a cat's physiology... Phylogy. Phyology. You just have like a cat sitting... Because you know cats can sit straight up, right? You just cats can sit like people sometimes.

So what if you just... like a cat sitting like sitting on a couch or whatever and it just sh-it it just shits it just shits just flush against it and then it just puts its hands in it and then looks at its own hand do you remember that episode we were talking about cat be gun you remember that which yeah the cat be gone yeah i think that would be the that's exactly why you would have that what is cat be on again it's a gun it's a fucking gun it's a gun it's a gun it's a gun that makes Billy May sells you a fucking magnanim or something. I mean, I would have one of those.

Cats are fucking, cats suck. Cats are great. I like cats, but I like cats. One of them just, so something happened. There's like a kitten hanging out in our backyard. It's probably like a month or so old. And then my mom was like, oh, poor thing probably got detached from its mom or something happened.

So then she got the cat in the house with some chicken. Like, hey, come in, cat. and then it hid in the house for three fucking days. And it was like, oh my God, is this cat alive? It was pretty fucking stressful. I was thinking like, oh, am I going to find a cat rotting at some point? Because it just didn't come out. It was like, thank you for the chicken.

Now I'm going to fuck off somewhere in your house. You're not going to find me. Now I'm going to fucking loiter somewhere you can't fucking find me, bitch. Dude, it's so cool. They're like fucking splintercell. They're fucking amazing. I saw because I searched everything where it could possibly be. And then three days later, it casually came out and just was like, oh, hey, what up? And that's like, I'm ready to leave now.

It was, it didn't, I've never seen that type of behavior before. Did you guys get rid of it? It's, it's back outside. So now it's like, if it wants to come around again, you know, put some water and some food out for it. So it can just be like the local cat. But we're not going to be like everybody, a lot of people in this house, leaving at some point. I need to figure out, say by the end of the year exactly where I'm going to be moving, but I'll stay somewhere in the area, but this house, we're

going to do something with it. So it wouldn't be smart to like take it in, and then somebody has to have a cat. I'm like, fine, I don't have time to have a fucking pet. Yeah, yeah. Especially cats. Cats are fucking the worst pets ever. I love cats. I had one good cat ever in my life.

And it was a really good cat. It was like a really dope creature. I was like, I respect you heavily I would fight wars for you. But then every other cat I had was this like, just a shitty creature. It's just like... It's a shitty psychopath cat that this was probably fucking like,

probably who invented ISIS. Like, those cats are the worst. They're probably the ones who fucking instigated the creation of that shit. Well, you have to remember, you have to remember something that... That... Right now with Ram Trucks Declaration of Deals,

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with me? Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Animals have mental health issues too. And so it's very easy, especially since there's so many of them, you can easily get the one that's, has mental health issues. And you just think that it's, oh, cats are a piece of shit, but it can just have some type of chemical imbalance in its brain as well. Because we had a dog that had fucking like memory loss where it was cool.

And then it would like forget who the hell you were, like pretty soon after. And it would be kind of like afraid. And this dog was a puppy. It grew up with us. And so it was like, what's going on with, what's going on with Shiloh? Shiloh's so happy and like, hey, what's going on? and then soon after it's like kind of looking at you like who the fuck are you type of thing and leg and then kind of walk it was like whoa dude like i've never seen anything like that before it

was crazy it is pretty it is pretty wild like i had a i had a what is it i had a dog a long time ago that was uh that was a simp what yeah he was mentally ill he was a sim i fucking hate you i hate you he would take he would take my money he would he would reach shit into my wallet, take my money, and like walk around the neighborhood and give it to all the women. Oh yeah? And wait for, yeah. It was pretty wild. We were bringing notice to the fact that animals can have mental disabilities. I was going to say some fuck shit. I was going to say some fuck shit. I was like, I'm not going to do that. I'm going to let Derek have his moment where he's going to talk about this thing that's actually kind of sad. And then your fucking stupid ass just ruined all.

Oh my God. I'm telling. I'm being, this is a real, this is a real thing. I'm being honest with you. Sip! Imagine calling a dog a Sip? Some fucking guy Some guy driving buying a Volkswagen Beetle rolling his windows down screaming Simp at dogs. Oh my God.

There's nothing funnier than dogs doing dumb shit, man. Bro. There was my dog polishing a shotgun and blow its head off. It's fucking wildest shit ever. Oh, yeah, I'm sure. I did have a my friend's, my friend's Husky, she, uh, Mishka, that dog made me uncomfortable because I think it was literally simping for me because the dog would just stare at me. Just like, but like in a way

that it was mesmerized. It was, fuck, it was like, all right, dude, I think your dog wants to bang. And I, I don't, I'm not comfortable with this at all. Like, I've never seen a dog have those type of eyes before where it's just staring at you like it's, Like literally how a Simp would stare at fucking like Belle Delphine or something. It just, I didn't like it, dude. I didn't like it at all. I mean, first of all, you're in California and you have a, you have a Husky. So you're already fucking, you're already fucking with that dog heavily.

Well, look, those dogs can. Husky should not be here. They, I agree, but also some dogs can adapt very well. As long as you don't keep them outside to where they're like, hey, fam, it's fucking hot. Can you, can you do something about this? Just shave your husky Well yeah You can you can

Uh Huskies are the type of dogs That you actually can shave down And also they shed a ton When it's uh when the winter's out Huh? Bro it's insane My friend's husky would shed like

Pretty much all of its hair It would go from like having a ton of hair To like none And it's like shit This dog is crazy It's fucking hot Like I need all of this gone I used to

This hair is for me to chill in the fucking snow in the coldest part of the world where like I can't why are there why are there humans that are stupid enough to live in Siberia you tell me that

you tell me that there is no reason to do that anymore there was food there once upon a time and it got stuck I guess they're like we're just here now there is dude there's towns in Siberia that are you know it's the coldest places on earth

and then there's some of the worst places in the summer because they're in the valley so it's like all fucking swamping shit when everything melts and then there's no air getting to any else like why would you choose to stay here when you can just move a few hundred miles closer to russia like where like real russia is there's no i don't know man the people are fucking in there i mean that just that just gives you an idea of how how much they don't want to be close to russia right like they'd rather just they'd rather live in a swampy frozen valley than uh than be anywhere closer look to fucking

Mother Russia. Think it like this. People live on volcanoes in Hawaii. Yeah. Like those are just those are just straight up volcanoes

that have enough runoff where people could be on. And people live there. Do you see those volcano rivers that are just it looks like the videos being fast forwarded

but it's Oh yeah, yeah. Like, yeah, it's like a really quick like hilariously fast stream of lava just like in Molten Rock

just like splashing down a mountain at like Mach 10. It's really, uh, it's really scary. It's so fucking, like, I can't believe those are real. I bet that shit's probably pretty hot. I don't even, okay. I've thought about like, I think that would be one of the best ways to kill yourself because you're going to melt immediately.

No, you're going to, you're going to hurt. You're going to hurt because you're going to be set on fire, and you're going to be set on fire quickly all over. Your brain? your brain would probably boil pretty quick, I guess. But I think if you went head first, you would die. Before you get to it, before you'd get to it, you'd like, you'd be on, like, before you even near the magma, you'll burst in the flames.

And that's going to hurt for like a lot for probably a little bit, and then you're just going to be gone. By the time it's allowed, you're going to be fucking, they're going to probably be dust already. You're probably going to get fucking Thanos. You know what you should do? You should, like, put buddy yourself up in Crisco or something? Oh, my God. So you turn it into a fucking human torch?

It's a human torch. She tried to fly away from the magma afterwards. This is the catalyst I needed. I needed to be set on fire. I locked my true power. Would you for a million dollars, somebody made like a metal, a metal fucking surfboard that floats?

Would you surf that river for? No. No, no, no, no. I'm not the kind of person that, I'm not the kind of person that constantly tests death. I've played around hurt myself too many times to be like, yo, I lived in New York City where people hit my cars all the time and the cars don't slow down when they see people.

I understand that death is quick and close and he's just waiting for you to slip the fuck up, man. Yeah. A volcano is just too much for me. Like I don't need... Lava is so intense and like whenever you surf, even if you're like an amazing surfer, you're going to get fucking wet, right? So water is splashing on you even if you're a good surfer.

Which means like if you're surfing across like a lava lake, lava's going to get on you whether you're a, fucking immaculate surfer or not. Chris, and I don't need little drops of... Lavas is straight up, not water. Lava's a different... Lava is liquid, solid.

Bro, you're going to get lava on you, is what I'm saying. Something's going to happen. Even if you somehow... Even if you granted the hypothetical scenario of you, like, even surviving while you were surfing on the lava to begin with, there's going to be like little splashes and little

booblase. Little booblays of lava. Fucking flying out, popping all over the place, getting on your leg, digging into you like your... Your body's going to become like a worms level, like by the time it's done. You're just going to be. It's going to have little things like dug into it, craters missing, fucking just, you're done, man. I remember when I first realized that really hot rocks turned into lava.

I was like, what are you talking about? Rocks can deal with infinite heat. Rocks are just always rocks. What do you mean? And then I saw a volcano erupt and I was like, I will never test the planet ever again. I'll never disrespect this organism ever again because that shit is insane it turns rocks into

wet rocks liquid rock what the fuck is that liquid rock is really that's just so fucking scary that premise is really like I think it's something that like a human brain struggles struggles to really like we understand it but at the same time it's like it's still

it's still kind of alien To even think about Space does like we get space We don't really get space You know You're not gonna get it Until you encounter Like until you're out there

And you're like oh this is a different game This is a different ballpark It was it We were talking to whiskey about like how like And this is something that I just I never thought about But I guess it's true Where it's like if you're in space

You're in a complete vacuum So like if you're in like a space suit Or something And you're like facing the sun The front of you is like really hot, but like the back of you is like insanely cold because you're just, the back of you is just facing the cold vacuum of space. That's so insane. That's just so comedic that that exists. Well, yeah, that's why, yeah, those suits are, they exist to regulate you so you don't just

fucking, you know, you don't just die of those extreme conditions. Also, you get hit with straight pure radiation. When you're in space and you're in direct sunlight, that's the straight radiation hitting you. I would love to just look at the sun in space. Just go blind. No atmosphere. Go fucking blind and die. I'm pretty sure they have what you call it.

I'm pretty sure they have like shaders on the suits to make it so you don't look at the straight up sun and go fucking blank. Because the idea of just like, oh, just close your eyes when you're facing the sun. That would be like really bad design. That shit don't work. The shit don't work.

You'll still feel it. They just tell you to close your eyes. When you drift and look. out the sun, make sure you close your eyes. It's like, what are you telling me? That's probably I was in the 60s when they first went to the moon. They're like, ah, we don't, we're not sure how this is going to work. When they allegedly went to the moon.

Bus up Buzz Aldrin comes home colorblind. That shit is so fucking insane. Probably so tan. He's fucking black. It goes like as a black person. You go up this space, you send a whole white crop to the space and you come back and they're like actually black people. Like they're not like just darkened people

They're not just darkened white people They get out they get out They get out the You know they get out the fucking fucking plane They get out the fucking spacecraft And they look like Wesley Snipes Like they're fucking black men Like that's

They have new IDs No they don't have new IDs They just space Space turns you into a black person Because it's all black up there You go up in a space And as you leave the atmosphere you start liking chicken and hip hop more and more.

Oh my God. Every sphere you go through and you just start becoming more of a black person. That's so stupid. Everybody loves chicken. It's a vegan except those fucking monsters. Yeah, they're not people. You know what's really terrible? My girlfriends are on a way to becoming a vegan and it's like, what's happening to you?

I can't. Oh, that would be it. It's like it's healthier and it's like, I guess. But like it's also super processed and like I can't do the whole vegan thing, man. You can't let her do that first off. That is just insane. Yeah, I'm not going to let her. I'm just going to only want to eat meat when I'm around her.

And I'm like, I'm sorry. I'm like, if you become a vegan, I'm going to become gay. So go ahead and go ahead and use a decision to radically change my life. Go ahead and fucking radically change my life, you asshole. If you eat no meat, I'll eat more meat in more ways than what. I'll fucking face someone's fucking pelvis. Go ahead and change my life. And I bet you both are you really fucking stubborn, so she's just going to be eating cauliflower, you sucking cock.

That is the most insane shit ever, man. Like you guys won't let up. You guys are going to fucking let up like, no, you're going to cave first. You're going to just want to bet? Several dicks in your hand. Pops the dick out my fucking mouth like a fucking ice pop. Run along the side of my gums. Want a bet?

Anyway, it's Let's get to these fucking questions, dude Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I think One big thing that we forgot to even talk about Since we were talking about space Is that the Pentagon is dropping even more hints About fucking aliens being real

Oh my God Yeah, so what's that? What was that? I didn't actually catch up with any of that Because I just thought assumed it was bullshit Okay, so I love UFO shit I love this stuff And I've been listening to people for a long time

and I even remember specifically Canada and Mexico. And for some reason, United States wanted to stay out of this. The United States and Mexico, their government had conversations, like, on a type of congressional level about extraterrestrial shit that they find. And we just sweep it on the rug. So now the Pentagon is starting to slowly unearth things that they found, like a UFO that just doesn't make sense. It can't pilot how we understand physics. And they were like, this isn't made, like, this isn't human. Like, they're finding shit that just doesn't make sense.

And my thing is, I always thought this was interesting how our technology has advanced. I'm like, okay, dude, something's not adding up to me where we went to analog to all these insane chips out of nowhere. Right now with Ram Truck's Declaration of Deals. Well-qualified current FCA lessees. Get a low mileage lease on the 26. Ram, 1500 Big Horn crew cab, four by four, for $3.69 a month. for 39 months with 4,099 due at signing. Tax, title, license extra, no security deposit required.

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Say hi, hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with?

Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. And I was just like, I feel like something was found. And then they studied it and then understood it. It wasn't just discovered because it was too big of a fucking jump. and I feel like this is the type of shit that we're talking about, man, like that they're finding some weird ass shit.

And it's not even, we don't even have to get too crazy and go like, oh, extraterrestrial, just like even thinking about when we go back into like the Egyptian times when the pyramids were built where even to this day, they can't figure out exactly how they did it. And it's like, okay, something weird is happening here where we're too smart to not be able to figure how the fuck they did this because.

And then there's other documents. documentaries that come out and it's like oh it turns out these civilizations way older uh they had these type of tools that we thought that like they never would have had and so i think we're just starting to figure out the world is way wackier than we thought and um listen listen listen here listen you fucking you fucking skeptical nigga all right listen here right with your fucking the planet's fucking cool full of all these cool things look that shit is not helping me survive fuck aliens right Fuck aliens, fuck extraterrestrials,

fuck UFOs, all that shit is just, it's just shit I don't need to worry about right now, right? That's like problems for like fucking several generations down the line, all right? I'm trying to figure out how, how I'm gonna get some pussy,

all right? Fuck all that other shit. All of it. All of it could disappear. Fuck the sphinxes. Fuck the pyramids. It's a bunch of dumb niggas that made the fucking pyramids.

This bunch of stupid ass motherfuck is fuck the pyramids. What is it wrong with it? Where's all this hate coming from? It's so irrational. I understand Pussy is insanely important, but I feel like aliens would be able to...

It's not insanely important. It's the most important thing. I feel like aliens would be able to help us obtain Pussy even quicker. Is this really how this conversation is evolved? Honestly, if aliens help me get more pussy, then I'd be like, wow, aliens, I actually aren't half bad. I would change, I would change the two of my horn.

I'd be like, you know what? Maybe they ain't all shit. Maybe we shouldn't kill all of them. It's like, look, this guy here, he just here helping me get pussy. Like, he ain't doing nothing wrong. Yeah, fundamentally insane. Sean, let him in my house. Sean let him walk around and talk to my kids.

But, like, I'm getting pussy from this guy. You're basically going to be like the white people that took advice from like, you know, the Mac Daddy black folks, the ones that are like all smooth and cool, and collect it and shit. They're like, I need to, I need to up my game. So I'm going to, I'm going to reach out to these Negroes. And, but, but they can't be, you can't, don't talk to, don't talk to my family. Do not step foot in my house.

This is just purely business. Well, the thing is the movie Hitch. The thing is this, all right. I'll stand by this. A human looks like a human, you know. A dog looks like a dog. Canis like canines. But aliens, they, they don't look like me.

They're not from my rock. So I'm not, I can't fuck with you, man. I can't. I'm sorry. But you don't know that, my nigga, they might be walking amongst us already. And if they walking amongst us and they disrespected me and not telling me, they're not even truthful with me, bro. That's so, you got the game fucked up, man. They're not truthful because they know how you're going to, they've seen human civilization.

They've seen how, say, Chinese niggas will go to war with each other when they're all the same people. That shit is insane, bro. China's been fighting itself for so long. It's just like, bro, y'all got a chill. I mean, I mean, that's just, that's been happening forever. Like, even when the Irish came to, to America. Irish niggas, fucking go eat your potatoes, you stupid white nigger. Like, white nigger.

They literally, they literally. Fuck you, you white nigger. They literally described like the Irish as swarthy. Fucking dirty white people They called them dirty white folk It's like what's wrong with y'all No no no no they called the swarth They called them colored

Really? I wouldn't fucking around when I said white niggas man They called them colored Yeah Because they tend to have red hair sometimes Why they call them colored? No It was just

They literally So they refer to the Irish as swarthy Right and swarthy literally means Dark skin Irish people Yeah That's just how hateful some people were. They're like, I don't like these niggas.

We're going to figure out something we could say and get people on board. Even though they're infinitely wider than us, we can't trust them. Yeah, it's literally, it's literally just like you are different. Yo, Irish people are some of the widest humans. Oh, they're like porcelain. I think it's Irish. And then when it goes to like the nords, like the fucking up top fucking real pristine. Yeah, the Scandinavians and shit.

Like those, Netherlands white people are fucking white. Like, I had a Swedish girl in one of my classes who was so, she was so white and blonde that she was actually just gorgeous to me. I was just like, I don't even think what you have is beautiful, but for some reason on you, it's beautiful. You look like, you look like a European depiction of perfection to me. Yeah, like a literal angel. Like, I don't like that, but for some reason on you, it makes me think I should like it. Therefore, I'm stupid for not liking it. I mean, I like a fucking guy.

I like a lot of shit. I'm into pretty much everything. I don't really like super white people. You know, I feel like it just clashes with me. He hates him. He hates white people. I don't hate white people. I've been in way too much white pussy to hate white people.

What about that book that you keep on your table and your, uh, room that says I hate white people and every page is just hate scribbled in with like various types of pens. If someone had that book, I'll be like, bro, either. Look, so first of all, first of all, if you write a book before you take action, you're a maniac. All right. Like a book is like the ending of the tale where you're like, you've already had your

fucking journey and you sit down after your journey and you start scribbling down what you did. So the fact that if someone hates white people that much and it haven't taken. an action yet to, you know, alleviate the problem that they hate, that they hate, I don't hate them, the problem that they see. Then it's pretty nutty. This is like when somebody goes like, you know, a friend of mine is having this problem.

A friend, yeah, one of my friends really hate you fucking blue-eyed demons, right? And let's say he wanted to eradicate all of you. How would we go? How would he go about it? And he's just standing it with the angriest face on staring at this man. What would you do?

Oh my God. Just a mess. Yeah, the whites are fine, man. They're fine. Everyone's fine for the most part. Yeah. And I kind of agree with you, like, say, I never, it was never, it would never be my intention to go out of my way.

Like, I never, like, went out of my way to be like, oh, this, this white girl that's blonde or whatever. But, like, say, like you said, when one kind of comes around, you're like, holy shit, look at her, like, what's going on here? This is a little different. I think it's my contrast. That's why I like it's like I'm really not bad. I actually don't think I've ever dated a blonde girl actually ever.

Really? I never dated a blonde girl. I've slept with blonde girls. I've dated one with like a not. I've dated girls who have dyed their hair blonde. That doesn't count. That is not count. But like that doesn't count.

I think, yeah, I don't think I've ever. I don't know. I've mostly only dated girls that are very ethnic. So like none of them have ever had blonde hair. I've only, to me it's just, it's very regional word. The fuck I've, you know, like say, especially 10 years ago I actually lived in the same place I do now

and so it's just majority black women around here so that was like all right that's what's up and so I would just date around found some really beautiful black women around here that were fucking chill as shit

but you know like I don't really have a preference or anything but yeah I think people people because of just circumstantial of when my YouTube channel took off I happened to dated two European women So they were like Oh, this guy just likes fucking white girls

And I'm like well, you know I lived like fucking Two, like all three decades almost before I started this channel like you know You don't know shit about me No, no no no you don't exist until you've You exist when you're on YouTube and that's it Right? Everything before doesn't count I was fucking bored when I got 100K

Yeah so it's kind of weird but I mean I remember seeing, okay, so it was, I was doing one of those Instagram Q&A's, and this chick, she was like, oh, do you like Europeans? And I looked at her profile, and she's just the hottest blonde, blue eyed. I'm like, holy shit. I'm like, I got to, and Keith David's voice, I'm like, I must have this. I must have this. I must try. And that shit, I'm like, and then I was thinking in my head too, I'm like, oh, fuck, dude.

People, now, this is just going to solidify this shit. This is going to solidify people are like, oh, yeah, this dude just likes European girls. That's it. Just do your fucking thing, man. Like, I, look, I don't got time for that. Like, I'm taken. I'm taken. I'm out of the game.

And I'm probably going to stay out of the game forever. So for me, for me, just go and just do your thing. Have fucking fun. Because I'm like 20. I'm like 26. And I'm probably not going to date. anymore. The world is over, man. It doesn't matter, honestly. The world's ending. You might as well get what you, get what you want. Yeah, guys. There goes to everybody listening. Everyone has a preference,

you know, like people have preferences, you know, for the most part. We all have like at least an emotional preference. Maybe some people have physical preferences, you know, and it's nothing wrong with that. It's just your preference. I agree. I think anyone should shut out other groups, but everyone kind of has a preference, you know. I agree. I think you're limiting yourself when you do that. Yeah. I agree. The only preference I have is I just, I just want to die in a hole, really. Ah. That's like the only preference that I have.

I want to die in a lot of pain. Not a pain real fast, though. Dying a lot of pain real quick, though. Like real. I want someone to find me in a hole that is like perfectly my shape. And then just be like, what the fuck? He dug this exact shape. And I'm like lying down in like a really strange pattern, like a really strange pose that like someone wouldn't expect anybody to like.

How about I fucking send you to fucking Siberia and then you. you just die in snow and it'll be frozen in like the perfect mold. You know what's crazy? No, I want people to find me though. Put him in a hole his size upside down and it starts raining. So you just can't get the, you get that's it. You're out of the game. That is fucked up.

That is wild. That's like medieval, that's like medieval torture shit. The best possible outcome to get out of there is you start digging your hands in the wall and then push yourself up a little bit and then do it again. Did you remember? Have you ever, what is it? The bronze bull? What? Do you know what that is? It sounds familiar, but I don't know.

It was, so the bronze bull It was called the Brazen Bull, and what it was It was basically like this brass Like hollow bull It was like a sculpture of a bull and it was hollow And they would Put people in this brass statue And they would set a fire underneath it

And they would like melt the people in there And then it would scream, and then the screams would come out of the bull's mouth, and it would sound like a bull. That's right, yeah. That's fucking so gnarly. Dude, the fucking sheer metleness of that is just out of this fucking world. That is so fucking monstrous. They would melt people to make funny sounds. That's so fucking, that's demon shit.

That is really, like, out of this world level. That's like some D&D, like what demons and devils would do to humans. and fucking other humanoid creatures for kicks. Yeah, some people figured out some really fucked up shit. You know what trips me out is the Aztecs, they figured out to make a whistle that sounded like somebody screaming to death. And then so it was the war cry, the Aztec, the Aztec death whistle. When you blow on it, it just sounds like someone's like a chick is screaming and agonizing pain.

I'm like, how do you figure out how to do that? How do you figure out to make this contraption where it's like, yeah, this sounds like a person dying? this is awesome. You know what happens? Those are the great, great ancestors of the people in class who like really sit in the back and like write a bunch of poetry in the notebooks.

It's like, it's so weird. It's so weird because like I think of like, I'm not shitting on Japanese culture at all, but like it's the idea like Japanese people now are like known to be like relatively socially awkward, like can't really talk to girls. But once upon a time,

they were literally fucking like undisputedly ridiculous warriors. like to the point that it's not even that like even World War two like World War two Japanese people were fucking monsters bro we couldn't beat them in fights the legend of them is we just we just couldn't go to like we would land on like places in the Pacific and try to go total to a Japanese we would just lose like these motherfuckers were samurai that is such a stupid task I'd be no giving my gun from yards away please I don't want to be anywhere near the dude they would they would have guns too it'd be like you

Yeah, they're probably pretty amazing. We would meet them on the beach, right? And we would try to scrap with them with guns. And we would be fighting them with guns, but then some of them would get close and just be anime cutting through people. And they'd be like, what do we do? These guys are too quick with their swords. We got to bomb these niggas. We got to radiate them.

They literally, they would, it was an ancient Japanese tactic, right? Where they would, they would, if they ran out of arrows, right? they would take guns with bayonets and use them as arrows and they would shoot guns with bayonets at people and then they would put bombs in the guns and then people would pick up the guns and explode that's so fucked up

yeah that's not real at all I was like that's a little elaborate imagine it had like a little sign over it that was this like ammo in this gun you're like oh thank God you're going to pick up the gun and you blow the fuck up that's like some acme shit I was like lutey tudes

it's just American soldiers are just fucking Elmer Fugs, they just fall for, like, just basic shit. The Javanese, like, paint, the Javities paint a tunnel onto a mountain, and they all fucking... Run into it and break their fucking faces? They all single file run into it.

They're all running. They look at all their dead friends, like, piled up against the mountain. They just look around, and they just go, ah, must have been the wind. It must have been... Fucking pulling out that stupid yikes sign before they fall to their deaths. Oof, you pull up an oop sign, and you fall, you,

explode to hit the floor. They tumble off a mountains and then they hover there for a second and turn to the camera and go, oh, man. Fucking cherry bomb. I'm never going to. I'm never going to see Betsy again. Fee. Buffy. Or Mary Sue, whatever their stupid names were back then.

They're always, Betsy, Betty, Mary Sue. All I got to say is that. Betsy, Betty, boopy boppy, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. All I got to say is this. Humans in general. or we're nowhere nowhere near the warriors every single one of our ancient groups used to be.

Oh yeah. It's insane. I mean, civilization is kind of a pacifier, you know? It's made a soft which is kind of a good thing because like, man, I would hate to be scared of like it's all it's going to get dark now. They might take my wife and children and kill

me. I certainly wouldn't want to exist in any point in time that shares the brazen bull as a punishment for really anything like i don't i'm happy that is uh i'm happy i'm happy i'm happy i'm happy i'm happy i missed out on that particular i'm happy i lucked out and like ended up in this time period yeah we are very lucky that we're not in any of those weird times right now with ram truck's declaration of deals well-qualified current fca lessees get a low mileage lease on the twenty twenty six ram fifteen hundred big horn crew

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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As it's basically halfway into the year and so much shit has gone awry, what's one of the best things that has happened this year, in your opinion, be it games, comics, movies, TVs, or personal life events? Trying to shed some light here. It's not a bad question. The best thing?

Man, for me, well, Donnie Cates is like a fantastic Thor run of comic books, so that's pretty dope. What else? Games have been pretty good this year, I guess. They've been pretty... No, it's been pretty slow, actually, so now I think about it.

It's been a really slow video game year, but I'm pretty hard to the year. Understandably, though. I mean, yeah, I get it. The whole world's fucking kind of scared about breathing and from each other, so I feel you. But movies, not really, nothing really came out this year. Movies nothing. Yeah. It's literally just, it's Sonic the Hedgehog and Artemis Fowl are the only movies that I know came out this year.

So I'm saying, I'm going to go with comics have been pretty dope. Some good music has come out this year, too. so many things that it's some pretty dope some pretty dope hip-hop so music and comics for me doom maternal man do maternal is like the best thing that's happened this year right before the quarantine actually doom maternal animal crossing probably the two's biggest yeah march yeah oh there you know the end of march or like the beginning of march or something like that that was like uh that was a pretty uh it was a pretty good start i would say to a to a horrible horrible year right when you go up on a roller coaster and it's really cool like really like nice

like rays and then at the end everybody falls off the roller coaster and dies dude it's fucking that's basically roller coaster uh tycoon where you would just build half a roller coaster and as it like starts going up before it descends you just stop and then they just all fall off one by one I want a realistic roller coaster tycoon where like you could build half a roller coaster

people get on it and you can hear them whispering to each other in line about like is this safe like it doesn't look finish is it supposed to like go to like it just like really realistic is does it go up to that unfinished part and then go back down yeah it's probably like a reversal

or something like that usually they wouldn't they wouldn't just kill us right and if so why would have five stars on yelp why would this place have five fucking stars it'd be so amazing and then you'd put them on the roller coaster then they'd fly off

and they'd plummet and people would scream and then they'd be like and then there would be like all the people in line would flee and then there would be a memorial service and people would leave flowers at the roller coaster and then people would come back

the next day to do it again they would come back the next they would come back immediately if there's a developer out there please I would please

play that way too much even if it's even if it's just this specific one gameplay scenario I want to see

this video game I played rollerco to tycoon way too much already so with fucking realism would make it

fucking moist that would the best games ever made they wouldn't just let people I mean they wouldn't just

let people ride this if it was this unfinished surely it has to be something else to this ride it can't just be inclined to a imminent death fall right if people died on this they could be sued like they wouldn't just put themselves in jeopardy like that like it'd be I'm sure

it's fine like there's no way it's as dangerous as it looks this place has been open for fucking 10 years like we would have heard something about this by now right right this premise is awesome I want it You know

Somebody could probably Just make it Because I'm seeing Somebody could just mod it into a roller coaster Like for real Like somebody This could happen man I was actually

Talking about the best things I'm going to happen this year There's somebody that's been working on making a Mega Man Legends Like a Like a Like a Updated graphics version of it

So he's just doing it by scratch And so it's taking it forever And so far I was just looking at like What he's gotten done so far And it looks amazing And I'm like, dude, why won't Capcom do that? And, but my whole point is that if this guy can do that, I mean, definitely somebody out there can make a quick roller coaster tycoon.

Just make, hey, man, just make some decent, even if it looked like fucking PS3 graphics, I'd be fine. You could just do a mod, man. You could just mod the real game, I'm sure. I mean, you can, yeah, that's true. Yeah, it wouldn't be that hard. I'll do the voices. Oh, my God. I'm sure we would all do the voices.

We would give you the voice line. I like it. I would love that so much. Oh my gosh. I'd play the fuck out of that. Those sim games are so fun, like deceptively, like enjoyable. Yeah.

I think people just like playing God, really. Basically. I mean, yeah, duh. You ever play that game Black and White? No. What is that? It's, it, you literally are God in that game. So it's like,

kind of, and then depending on how you act, your hand, because pretty much you only, you only see your hand in the game. Uh, your hand turns, like, demonic or, like,

into some good, regular fucking hand just depending on how you treat the was either demonic or the hand of the all loving white man yeah and uh it's it's it's uh I think it's just like but it's not people

it's like uh if I remember correctly I think it's like you're dealing with like animals and shit if I remember correctly it's it's like almost like a prehistoric type of thing and they're kind of like I think there might be humans in it but I just it's been so long ago since I played it but I just remember there being like

these weird giant like hybrid type animals or whatever and then I think maybe there were villages I it's it's been too long but I just remember being like why would you be nice in these games that doesn't even make sense to me why would you be nice in a game that's boring that's so boring I remember um would you be nice games that I used to play a decent amount uh I think it was on Xbox Live arcade it was called from dust and it was like this really weird god game where you just like sort of lead these like tribes people around and you would like reallocate you would like move water and sand around and it was inexplicably kind of good but I just I just had like really

vivid flashbacks of that hmm god games are fun there's like a they have like a weird niche you ever played that fucking fighting game a fight of gods it's on Steam oh is that the one where you plays Jesus yeah you can play is all my god way has his hand still fucking like fucking nailed to the cross yes yeah oh my god that game was like what the I saw that shit and I was like I can't even play this I can't even play this dude like I can't. This is it looks kind of cool though.

God, this fucking religion is bugged. Fucking Jesus. Jesus is stuck in the T-Po. Why is Jesus so fucking overpowered, man? He fucking has a confirm off every fucking hit. So stupid. Got to Nerf Jesus, man. Yeah, that game's pretty cool. Nerf Jesus.

This fucking Jewish guy's way too fucking strong. Please patch. How am I supposed to How the fuck do you? How are, how the fuck he's supposed to counter Crown of Thorns, dude. It's like, he combos off everything. Everything. It's a whole YouTube community based, like, just dedicated to, like, this, this game.

And they just constantly, like, make complaint videos, but, like, God damn, dude, fucking Jesus' Jesus' Crown of Thorns is just too unavoidable. They really need to fix the hitbox on it. It's unnecessarily screen dominant. Like, literally. Like, look how good he is. Like, come on, man, you tell him. How can I go?

How can I fight this? Some guys screaming it and just going. Damn. It's just Tyler 1 screaming. I hope this game gets like a little uptick in sales. They're like, oh shit. Is it still on Steam? I remember it being like banned or something.

No, it's still there. It's still there. It's like 15 bucks. Okay, that's good. $15. Anybody want to get it and fucking, we'll see you in PVP. Let's go. All right

Mr. Huge wrote in Just Mr. Huge What part? He says You get to go on a date With one fictional character No one voiced by Keith David

In parentheses So you can't pick a Keith David character Who would you all pick? I know I know who Derek's gonna pick already So Yeah You know what I'm gonna pick

Yeah You guys Tally Am I that fucking predictable Is Tali? Is it Tali? I mean Yeah

but I was going to try to introduce a little bit of comedy, you know, but yes. In the, in the, in the, I stole the wind out of his thunder. Just fucking yanked the cord out of this fucking cancer kid's fucking body. I was calculating like the stupidest answer I could think of. Like, oh, yeah, it would be Talley. God damn it. You want to fucking, you want to clap those fucking blue, blue cheeks. Bro, I want to annihilate Talley Zora, like as a fucking, she's got hips for days.

She wields a shotgun She's fucking An expert on tech no And an expert technician She can build you a ship While she's popping that pussy man Like you tell me what's better than that Honestly she sounds like a good buy honestly

She sounds fucking awesome She's she's socially awkward Which is adorable It's adorable All that nice shit in the video game You put all those little things together And this is fantasy obviously This is video game shit

So, yeah, if we're talking about a fictional characters, I would definitely bend her over and fucking break her. You probably couldn't even, the way that her feet are designed, I don't even think you can break her back. She has good support. You know, I'm just saying. Oh, my Lord. I'm just saying.

I mean, Chris, what about you? Fuck. I really don't know. I'm telling you. I really think, uh... Oh, I know a freaking Serena from fucking, um, from, uh, from, uh, from, uh, Skyrim. Oh, my God.

I'd fuck that vampire pitch to hoff. I'd fuck her all, all. All right. First of all, this is dating, by the way. This is not a one-night stand that they could have a question is. I would look like fucking Smeagle by the time I'm done with that bitch. I'd be fucking, I'd be done. I'd be dead. You'd be fucking emaciated?

Just fucking, fucking, I can only move my wrists in my neck. That's it, I'd be fucking broken. Right now with Ramtruck's declaration of deals, Well qualified current FCA lessees get a low mileage lease on the 2026 RAM 1500 Big Horn crew cab 4 by 4 for 369 a month for 39 months with 4,099 due at signing. Tax, title, license extra, no security deposit required. Call 1-877 RAM 5722 for lease details. Requires dealer contribution and lease through Stalantis Financial.

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. Jesus, that is some, that is some hardcore fucking dude. I wouldn't be fucking broken, bro. I'd be fucking, they'd have to patch my body, bro. Jesus Christ. I mean, I get it.

Yeah, she's, she's nice. She's nice. Srenna is the fucking whole. Especially when you're modern or tits are just flopping around. I haven't, I haven't modded Skyrim because I like the way the game plays naturally. Oh my God, you're fucking missing out, bro. I don't, fucking everyone keeps telling me that. He's flopping everywhere.

They're Spider-Man spiders. I mean, come on, dude. What? Yes, the spiders in my game are Spider-Man. And they're all awkward and shit. They're like, hey, Spider-Man. It's fucking great, dude. It's great.

Oh, my God. Skyrim's Spider-Man mods. So good. What is that? I fucking, I love. I love Skyrim the way it is. I don't think it's going to be bad. Oh, you see, look at him.

Are you looking at him? Oh, my God. Is it in the chat? This character model is amazing. Is it in the chat? If you just Google, if you Google, I'll save an image and I'll put it in the chat. But if you're listening to this, this is Google, Spider-Man Skyrimand. I know I've seen this.

I know I've seen this before. I just, I just got a, I needed a reminder. Here it is. It's so good. They're like, they're like, they're so like. They're so, like, they're so awkward. It's fucking great. Oh my fucking God.

It's wrong. It's so great. Oh, my Lord. That shit, that shit put a smile on my face, man. Like, Swin, you have to, you have to go to it. Because the great thing is that the Fezda, you can mod on the consoles now, like, on fucking Skyriman and, uh, and fallout. You should definitely take advantage of that. Oh, my God.

I guess I put the big titty mod in tonight and I fucking play with the big teat out. You can't do the tits, unfortunately. What do you mean? What do you mean? What? tits are for the PC because the consoles don't want you to get too crazy. You know what I mean? What are you talking about?

They put Mods. Bethesda has approved mods for the consoles. That's so stupid, bro. That's so stupid. I get it, dude, because in fucking PC, there's literally mods to sexually assault women. Dude, there's mods to fuck the dragons. I've seen that. And I was like, God.

damn people need to calm down they can't have that on the consoles I mean hey they could if they wanted to I mean they could but I think Sony might can ban them after a while Some people are cowards bro That's all I'm saying man

You gotta embrace the whole world Not as parts of it you know That would be lovely but yeah that's why Got the PC just so I can enjoy the other stuff Where you know now Talley she's looking like she now she has a gorgeous face and

it's not mysterious anymore I play the game enough for I'm like oh hell yeah fucking Leara's all just naked walking around all casually fucking Miranda with her fucking juicy ass is just you're just you're just perpetually 13 yes you're just a thirstiness and I respect

it bro I've played it so much normally now it's time to fucking just be a massive pervert like that's what mods are for that's I guess and it's all mods are for what mods should be used for. Titties. I imagine the first mod was probably a

fucking nude mod. I bet you could probably search that. I feel like it was. I feel like the first that's definitely the first thing I did to Resident Evil like the second I got it. Jesus, dude, fucking. The first one definitely was probably just a fucking nude mod of Laura Croft. Like I'm pretty sure.

That was definitely the first ones. That definitely exists like 500 times over. That's probably real. I probably meant. That's definitely 100%. I want to see her fucking sharp end. That was... That was... That was... That was one of the first mods, I think, actually.

Like, that was one of the first, um, real... Tomb Raider mods ever, I'm pretty sure. Like, that was, like... People, that was a big rumor, wasn't it? Like, there was, like, a nude... You could play as Laura Croft nude in Tomb Raiders. You're right. I don't think it was real.

I don't think it was real. I was real. And I was like, what the fuck? Yeah. I don't think it was real, but, like, they definitely made it real. Totally, totally. That was the... All right, let me see if I can find some, uh, a nude.

ones of her fucking polygon tits. Oh my god. Oh my God. I'm sure it exists. Fucking sharp tit, fucking Laura Croft. I'm going to see some sharp nips, bro. I don't know if I can find that because I'm sure you can. I mean, I probably can. I just, what would I put

in? Tricle. I think I already found it. Nute. Did you? Nude mod Laura Croft PS1. Okay. Oh, that's much. Ew, this is like regular Laura of Croft like a real woman's body. I don't want to see that gross. That's what I just saw. That really upset me. I'm like, I don't need to see like real

No, look You found it already? I don't like this at all. Oh my God. Could you imagine? Could you imagine being excited to see this? Honestly, honestly, yeah, I can. I can't remember.

I can't remember looking at things like this and like, oh, that looks good. I would just think, oh, this feels fun. I don't think I'd remember. Just look at them. Look at her tits, bro. Dude, when you're a kid, when you're a kid, when you're a kid, when you're a kid, kid, when you're a kid, anything fucking does that shit. Anything.

Like, you're just like, oh, is that a bikini, was like, literally just a bikini was like probably enough when you were just a fucking kid. Dude, I'm not, I like, you guys play, uh, did you guys play, uh, dead or alive? Of course. I never played dead or live. My parents wouldn't give it to me. I played dead or live for the exact reasons why everybody said dead or live. Like, I didn't

like that game at all. It wasn't the best fighting game, right? But their kids. If you moved one centimeter, their tits would fucking slap around the fucking screen essentially. You didn't have to like do anything.

Like on purpose. If you crouched and then once they stood up their tits would almost slap their foreheads. Like that's how much they would fucking bounce. I fucking love Dead or Alive. I love their life just for that. It's so stupid. Just for that fucking those gross

reasons. Oh, speaking of that because you're talking about like oh the rumors of Laura Croft being nude, there was the rumors of Dead or Live beach volleyball. We're like, oh, if you do this specific thing a bunch of times in a row, then they'll get naked. I remember that being a huge talk of the town. I was like, huge.

He got so in fashion. It was, people were trying so hard to unlock this thing, and I was like, you fuck. You guys really think they're good, because I just, I was like, I don't think that's in the game. Maybe it is. What if I, what if I just, what if I missed out? What if I missed out? Yeah. Maybe, man.

All right. We got one more question. Okay. What is this? Wait, hold on. Before I, what is this vampire bitch that you mentioned? Serena. From the, from the, from the, what is that? From the Dawn Guard, Dawnguard?

Yes. DLC. That was my, that's my bitch. That was my wife. I think the dad was hotter, though. The dad, the dad. The dad was kind of thick, especially when he transformed. We transformed, dude.

He had them cheeks, bro. He had them cheeks. Serena looks, uh, not terrible, I guess. She looks good bad bitch, bro Who'd you choose, Chris? That's not terrible. I like that lioness that would, and that guy would, like, pal around with her.

And then I would, I would, I would, because if you kill that guy, she won't talk to you anymore. Like, she won't. So you have to stealthly murder him. And then she just, for some reason, forgets he ever existed. Wait, and in Skyrim, really? Yeah. So she's in Rifton, you know, though.

What's her name? Like, Miorne, something, she's the lioness. And then she, that fucking guy. is always around her that simp. And like, I hated him. That simp. I fucking know you're talking about it. Yeah, he's a piece of shit.

I was like, get this fucking sim out of. But then I ended up isolating him. I don't remember how I did it, but like I made sure I kept restarting the game until I fucking killed him by cutting his head off. You know when you do that nice like spin? And then I fucking. And then she just forgot he existed. And then I, I don't remember if you can marry her or not, but I definitely, that was

the whole point. Oh my god I remember I forgot who I killed I think in Skyrim the worst thing I ever did was I made sure I got some I got some person I got like a guard in the middle of the freaking town and I somehow

shot him in his head and then blew his body up and everyone was just standing around looking and I was just like oh shit and I walked out of town and no one did anything there's been times where I beat people up so much that they stopped fighting me back

This is such a nine-year-old conversation They just didn't fight back anymore The worst thing I did in Sky Rib Which I fucking love it dude You know it was the craziest thing I had to me in that game I was in White Run Slaughtering everybody

You know it's always fun doing that And this I couldn't believe this happened Towards when you start Going into the villages There's a cow Like you'll see some cows and shit So then I accidentally killed one

And my bounty lifted It said all witnesses killed And I was like The cow was going to fucking nark on me? I killed it and my bounty dropped. I couldn't believe it. It was a talking cow. Was that?

Maybe it was a talking cow. Maybe it was like a wabajacked person. Oh my God, it might have been. Oh shit. The fucking wabajack, man. That fucking, that shit is only, I wabajacked the person who saw a dragon once. I was like, what the fuck? God damn.

I was like, what is this? How is this worse? I Wababajah the fucking Dade Run to existence. I was like, what is going on? That game's so fun, man. It still has value. It's still a good game, man. All right.

What's the last question, Chris? Let's hear it. Barry B. Benson wrote in. Barry. He says, hello. Zerg, Taryn, and Protas. Wait, who's who? I think I'm Zerg.

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Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.

I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing

pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. You can play that game. Yeah, I mean, I get it. Yeah. I'll be, I'll be Barry B. Benson. This is my question.

My question to you. What tics or habits do you have going about everyday life that makes you worried for your own sanity? I tend to have intricate conversations with myself out loud thinking I'm talking to someone when no one is there. That is, that is, uh, that is concerning. That's much more of a not common thing at all. I definitely have conversations with myself But I'm aware that they're conversations with myself Exactly

Yeah, I'm aware of it Talking to yourself out loud is not that uncommon But he thinks it's somebody else You know what's a fucking That's fucking scary Ew, that laugh That laugh was fucking That brought me back to ninth grade

From hearing all my friends awkward laughs Oh tits You know what You know what really became a habit of mine, which it wasn't a habit at first, but then I started mimicking people that did it. So now it's a habit. When I get confused, I scratch my head sometimes, actually. It's like, this isn't real, but I do it all the time. Oh, yeah, you adapted that.

Like, I totally understand. It's like assholes looking at their fucking wrist when there's no watch there, like when they're trying to like, oh, look at the time. Like, I got to go. And you start doing that shit. And you're like, what the fuck? I've never had a watch on my right arm. Why do I keep looking at that arm? I can't think of anything.

You got anything, Chris? I'm trying to think. I'm sure there's like hundreds upon hundreds of them. But like I'm having a hard time distinguishing whether or not their tics or habits. Yeah. Or whether or not they're normal. Because like I feel like I do, like I will. I will just have conversations with myself in the shower.

Like I will. Like, I'll do that. I'll just be like, ah, what, what, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's going to happen today? What the fuck's, what's the point? What's the point? It's fucking maniac, dude. Oh my God. It sounds more depressing when it's written out, but it's like not, like, the tone of it's

just a lot more, just like, what the fuck am I supposed to do today? But, like, I don't know, I think that's really it. I'll just, I'll, I know. This might be a little bit weird, but I have to, for some reason, I have to turn the shower on whenever I'm using the sink for some reason. What?

It's a little weird? I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. If I'm in the bathroom at all for any period of time, I need the water running. I don't know what it is. That's a little weird, yeah. It is a little weird, yeah.

I don't know what it is. Another one I have is, what you call it, that face, like, when something weird happens, and you make that, like, that, like, weird face, So you're kind of smile and hide your lips. You're just like, oh, that's kind of weird. I make that face.

And I didn't do it when I was younger. I would just be like, oh, that's weird. And I'd walk away. But now I've seen people do it in movies so much and I mimic it. You mimic things from fucking TV. Like you're six. Yeah, dude. Some things.

It's fucking weird, no, but I've been mimicking them for years. So probably since I've been six, I've been mimicking things from TV. That's so fucking terrible. Yeah, man. The world is dark and full of terrorists, man. There's probably something that somebody could tell me, like someone that has lived with me and they would tell me, oh, this is what you do.

It's a little weird and concerning because I'm trying to think of something weird. The only thing that I've noticed is, especially living with, I like, the only thing, it's not even weird. It's just I like my toilet, both, the toilet seat to be completely down when it's done. Like, you know, where you can sit on it. You know how some people sit on top of it before, like, whatever they're doing to prepare. Maybe they're doing there's something. They're grooming themselves.

But, like, when I'm finished using the toilet, I like the top thing to be down, closed. And I've noticed a lot of people, they just keep it up. And that's the only thing. It kind of annoys me. I don't know, I don't know why it does, but I just like, I'm like, I just close it. You're finished. So just close that part too. Like, I almost feel like it's just kind of like a, it's almost like leaving.

a door open or something. I just close it. I think that's probably like the only thing I think of that's a little... That's not even that weird. Exactly. So I'm trying to think of something that's like, oh, that's weird. I do this and that's fucking weird. Only other people can tell you.

Exactly. That's what I was like, I'm really, myself, I don't have any weird OCD shit. Apparently, I know that apparently, like, and I've been told this by like X's and stuff. I will wake up and be like completely awake. for like 30 seconds and have like a conversation that has like no relevance to anything that's happening and then I'll call and then I'll pass out again I definitely laugh in my sleep I've been told that a lot because I remember because I remember I was having a dream I can't remember I can't remember I can't remember who told me this but I remember like I was having a dream uh and I woke up

and I started laughing and I looked at the person next to me in my bed and I was like McFolies and I passed away again. I went back to sleep because I had a dream that I went to a McDonald's, and within the McDonald's, there was a smaller restaurant called McFollies. And it made me laugh hard enough that I woke up out of my dream, told the person next to me, and went back to bed. That's fucking great. You remind me of my, this dude I used to live with Ed. He would talk and asleep all the time. And one of the funniest ones is he, he stood up, like he laid up. So he's still like laying down, but his torso's all the way up. And then he puts his finger in the air and he's like, Bobby!

Bobby! I was like, what the fuck? And when he woke up, I was like, dude, do you know anyone named Bobby? He's like, no. I was like, what the fuck was he dreaming? Oh, my God. I definitely laughed. I've definitely laughed myself awake so many times.

Like, I laugh at my sleep all the time. Because I watch this or what, because I usually, before I fall asleep, usually like watch memes to like get my brain to like really shut down and I see shit that's so funny that it's still funny in the morning that I wake up and I'm like yo this is some heat and I started laughing about it until I wake up and I'm like oh man I didn't die so I got to go about my day didn't die yeah I don't fucking I guess I guess I also try to induce we talked about this before but I also try to induce sleep paralysis sometimes out of boredom maniac man

yeah yeah it's insanity fucking I mean it just doesn't it doesn't feel it's not scary if you're doing it on purpose you're fucking danger bro you're a fucking monster I'm just saying I can't even do it I've never had any type of experience

I used to have it and that isn't really happen anymore I don't know why I guess because I don't dream anymore I kind of turn my dreams off so I don't know it's easy to do really I guess you just wake up whenever you wake up just go back to sleep and then just keep doing that I mean eventually

eventually you'll just be in a weird state of in between I don't really have that horrible time fine I can't like I sleep well enough to where I can't do that I just don't like it I could I could sleep for fucking 15 hours

and I'll wake up and I if I if I'm feeling fucking inclined I'll go back to fucking sleep like I can do it way easy it's way easier for me to fall back asleep than it is for me to go to sleep in the first Yeah, definitely. Because you're already kind of nerfed.

Oh, for sure, for sure. Yeah, I understand that. I just like, I can't, like, do, like, up and down, that kind of, oh, to me, it's, I don't know. To me, I'm the type of person that I wish you can just charge yourself like a fucking cell phone where it really upsets me how much sleep that I need. And I'm like, fuck, I'm wasting so much time. So even when I do need more sleep, like, maybe I've slept like four and a half, five

hours, I'm like, that's fine. I'll just try to go to sleep earlier or something. something and I'm just going to be up. So it's hard for me to go back to sleep unless, you know, I really feel it. You know, when you feel your body's like, do what the fuck are you doing? Go back to go. I wish. I wish you could just stay up for a long time, but then the amount of time you're awake,

you sleep relative to that. Do yourself back charged up to full? I wish I could do that because I just don't want to sleep. It would be fucking nice. Like, how much, what is it, a third of our lives we spend sleeping on average? Makes sense. Probably a stupid. We spend a third of the day.

That's a frustrating amount of time. Like, so stupid. I could be spending all that time fucking. I could be fucking all that time. I could be fucking playing with my dick from eight more hours. Fuck you sleep. I mean, I know I could be working and that's the thing that bothers. Yeah, I should.

Yeah, whatever. I could be learning more. I could be progressing towards becoming a fucking nurse, but like, nah, fuck that. I want to touch my dick. Hey, one thing, I recommend everybody to watch or listen to the podcast with Joe Roe He has this neuroscientist on, I forget his name's like Michael something. I should probably know it. To Joe Rogan's sleep doctor, sleep expert or whatever.

Matthew Walker, sorry. I recommend people listening to this because you'll learn so much about how important sleep is and certain things. And something that I figured out myself is if I'm having issues with something, like something I'm playing on the guitar or something of overcoming something in a video game, when I give up and then I go to sleep and wake up the next morning, I like kill it immediately. And I'm like, dude, that's weird.

And then the guy even talks about like, yeah, your brain is deciphering these problems and figuring out the best way to overcome certain things that were bothering you. So you get better when you sleep. Like, if you're, it's basically figuring out puzzles. And I was like, dude, that confirms what I thought. I'm like, okay, how come I can play this pretty well in the guitar now

when I was struggling before, getting frustrated or kicking a game's ass when I'll, you know, before I was struggling. And then your brain's like, this is how you do it, bitch. I got you. That's my sleeping on it. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 26. Ram,500 Big Horn crew cab, 4x4 for $3.69 a month for 39 months with $4,00099 due at signing.

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I think I saw billboarded years recently that said 20 billion. 1. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365.

Wow, Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. It's a phrase. Yeah, exactly. They even talk, Joe Rogan says that too.

He's like, yeah, this is sleeping on it. And then they talk about the French. They say sleep with the problem instead of sleeping on it. And then it's like, yeah, the fucking French are always trying to fuck everything. That makes perfect sense that you want to sleep with the problem. I don't like the French are trying to fuck everything. Yeah, like they fucking mimes even. mimes are sexual. They're trying to, they're always trying to grope you on the street and shit.

I mean, damn, bro. Okay. When I finally go to France, I'll remember that. Don't let those fucking nasty mimes touch me. You're not going to let you fuck me, Mr. Mime. You asshole. It turns out every mime is just trying to get their way out of a, it's trying to, whenever they do the box thing, it's just them trying to find their way out of a fucking

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But maybe Not as far as we know Maybe not It's not real But yeah so Man We're about two hours So

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The webcam? No. I ordered one that just hasn't come here yet. Just like my fucking computer. computer. So that's fantastic. It's amazing to me. Spent money on shit that just doesn't get here. And I'm like, oh, wow. That's pretty cool, man.

It's the point of that extra money spending for shipping when it just doesn't come. But I understand the world is kind of fucking throwing up on itself. So I'll let it rock. It's spitting up all over itself. Spit up. I fucking love that. Like a fucking infant. All right. Should we read on?

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Ahead of the game. I'm going to post it out there. I wish her much luck and not exposing me. I wish her well. I can't believe he said. Wait, wait, wait, guys. Sorry, Chris. I know you're doing that.

But he said I wish her well because he knows. He's like, if this bitch speaks, I'm in trouble. So fucking yank that bitch's neck off. Killed a hole. Slaughter her. I love the images of like, you know, of the two Spider-Men pointing at each other? And it's like, and it says, the caption is always like Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton's hit men on their way to assassinate. Gila and Maxwell.

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What the fuck? I'm gonna fucking find everybody and I'm gonna set everything on his plan on fire. Dude, dude, I'm fucking done, that's it. You're supposed to be nice at the end of these. Oh, well, bye guys.

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