The Snark Tank - #311: Assassin's Creed Shadows Is Out

Episode Date: March 28, 2025

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Hey, everybody. Welcome to the Snartank podcast. It's a little AMR. Yeah, I love that. For the listeners. Yeah, they'll love it. Yeah, I love it. I love the SMR of a dripping, a slight drip in a gaping asshole.

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Just a couple dollars. Whatever. Welcome to Star Tank podcast. Like a asshole left a jar. Welcome to StarTang podcast entirely fucking fan funded. No, no. Go over to the Patreon. com.

Let's start tag if you want to contribute. It's me, Chris. It's him. And then it's him, Derek. Mission impossible, baby. What about it? You can't do it. Yeah, no, it's like what he says.

I'm going to stop saying the N-word, and then immediately. I haven't said it in a while. I'm going to stop saying the N-word, n-word, nigger. Nigger, I'm going to stop saying the N-word, nigga. Yeah, that's him. I'm not even saying anymore, bro. I'm chilling. I've heard you say it, like, at least 16 times since I've been here.

Yeah. And he's only been here three seconds. He sat down and immediately. I'm just coming off me. It was like a semi-automatic. Oh my God I'm not going to lie to you guys I'm sore

As fuck My entire body hurts That's not I wasn't molested or nothing Okay As far as I know Okay sure I wasn't molester

I did blackout for 30 minutes So that So you There you go It's possible Although like they did a really good job Putting all my clothes back out Really neatly

If that's the case I mean molesters That's what they do That's their specialty Is dressing Never here you know, Rick Ross's song

where he talks about Put Molly in Champagne See, people only hear that one part Is Rick Rock's black? He's not Bob Ross, let's put it that way. Someone say he's black. If he's black, I've never heard his music. Someone say he's black.

I'm sorry, you know. Yeah, look at it. So Bob, Rick Ross. Rick Ross is a black man who sings about you know, doing interesting stuff to people, right? I see. And the thing is, people only listen to that one clip.

So they're always hearing it out of context But the very next bar He talks about I put her clothes back on nice and neatly Yeah She ain't even know it She didn't even know it Yeah no I fucking

I covered my tracks Damned it perfectly She don't even know it I dressed like a Barbie doll She ain't even know Yeah it's a good song It's a step by stepnotic I hate how good it's beat

You know the best I hacked into a phone To leave all our messages She don't even know it She woke up as I was doing it And then I knocked around And continued doing it She woke him

She didn't even know it She didn't even know She waits She went to slap her Perfect jaw slap Boom She's done And he just continued

To really Messages I love the idea of like She ain't even know it But like from the perspective Of like Like Walter White You know how like

What he's doing all It's like manipulative shit Oh yeah Yeah Yeah Like when he sent the fake phone call To Hank When he was in

When he was trapped in the RV With Jesse And he was outside He was like Where he's like Your wife's in the hospital I put a fake phone call out from his wife of the hospital He didn't even know it

You know it Damn Hank No I'm sore because we went to a We had a bachelor party for our friend A friend of ours Two days in Vegas And we did far too much The most confusing thing

Is that we did deep tissue massages And then we did paintball Yeah instead of doing it the other way around Instead of doing it the reverse That's cool Yeah it was a great idea We undid the massage basically Like it was a complete undoing

Yeah, you tensed up afterwards, of course. Yeah, yeah. That was the first time I ever played paintball. I never played it before. You guys went paintballing on a, but you remind me of Hell's Kitchen. Like, we'll watch Hell's Kitchen. And it's like all tense and stuff. And then they win a competition.

And they'll be like, okay, um, you guys, this day you won like a spa getaway. Yeah. And then the next day it'll be like, you got extreme fucking jump rope bungee jumping and then like shooting harpoons at you think. It's like the contrast is insane. It was like speed running a season of like reality television in like two days. Because we also went to this like bar. This like I think it's called like minus five where like the it's literally like 20 degrees.

Minus five degrees. Oh, it should. It felt like it. But it's like 20 degrees and they give you fucking coats and shit and they give you cups made of ice. It's fucking freezing. It's ridiculous. I can't express how much I hate what you just told me. It was fun though.

It's, people, we were trying to play Uno, but everybody was like fumbling with the cards and the gloves. It was awesome. What a fucking, what a,

that is so, what if, imagine trying to pitch that to like Shark Tank or something. I know, right. Everybody would be like, that's stupid.

And we go in a really cold place and suffer. That's what it was. It was just a huge endurance test for everybody involved. I hate that because I'd fall asleep. It sounds like something Joe Rogan would do. Like, oh,

he's suffering. I'm clubbing, but I'm suffering. It's great. It was fun. I don't know. We laughed a lot. It was good. It was a good time.

I mean, I guess I used to work in a place that had a whole chill section, right? It was 7-Eleven distribution center. And it almost sounds like, like you guys are going. I mean, you're going out of your way to suffer. It's mind-boggling to me. I guess it's fun, but I guess people do find fun in that. It's for the story. You know what I mean?

Or like for like the little, because dude, it was so fucking. Dude, we went to... I went to... So we stopped on the way back to... And I'm sure you've probably seen it, the Peggy Sews diner. Yeah. Have you seen that place? Yeah, I never went.

We stopped off because we were just like, one of the... When are we ever going to go to Peggy Sews again? Sure. Like, it's probably never. And we stopped off there, and, uh, B and Jalen went out back to, like, smoke a little bit and, uh, find the bathroom. And there's this, like, big... There's this, like, almost like a really low-budget amusement park in the back of this diner, where there's, like, fake dinosaurs walking around.

You're like, okay, what the fuck is going on? And then we walked by like a gaggle of ducks In the middle of Vegas I'm like, what the fuck are ducks doing here? Like, I don't know. Like big fucking ducks. I got hungry. You sure they weren't geese?

No, they were ducks. Like straight up. There's many geese in Vegas. But that was a duck if I've ever seen one. Okay. And I turned to my left and a guy trips with a baby. And really, honestly,

barely catches him. Like, we almost probably witnessed something really horrifying. So this asshole had no harness or anything? No, he was holding it one-handed and he had like drinking his other hand. It wasn't a beer, I don't think, but it was like a beer bottle. It might have been like a, I don't know, like a so, like a Harib, what the fuck are those?

Haribos. What the fuck are they called? Joritos. Is that what it's called? Is that what the glass? Yeah. It was a glass beer bottle or something. And I was walking with Jaylen's, it was so difficult not to like bust laughing at this guy. If I already smoked two, I would have been losing it. We didn't, we, we hadn't smoked yet.

That, I would have stopped. I'm like, well, that's enough for now. But dude, yeah, I don't know. But so I'm sore as fuck. That massage was completely undone. It sucks. I got to get another one. That was cool.

Although I will say, there's something about a deep tissue mash specifically that, like, it's weird having that experience and then not immediately having sex. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, they're getting close. It's rude. Because they're getting close and you're like, well, what is this?

It's rude. Yeah. In my opinion. What are we? Yeah. What are we? I almost turned to this Chinese lady and said, what are we? What are we?

She wouldn't understand it. Yeah, she's like, I'm Chinese. I don't know. I don't understand what you're saying. I'm Chinese. I don't understand what you're saying, sir. I'm Chinese. Leave me alone.

It's like that family guy. It's exactly like that. Which, brilliant, brilliant bit. Yeah. Yeah, I know. It's, I think it's really, I think it's, to me, it's, to me, it's, I don't like that it's, it's, I don't like that it's uh i don't like that it's illegal because what do you mean oh like the because it's like you're happy ending everything except for that one part it's kind of like it's still illegal like actually

well you trans sex transaction yes sexual transaction that part is illegal or like something which is it i just think it's so i mean obviously it should be decriminalized it's so fucking stupid it's so it's this stupid isn't that like one place in nevada that you could do it or like there's one legal I think it's in, I don't know if it, what the county is, but I know in Reno, they have that bunny ranch. That sounds fucking psychotic. There used to be a show. I can't remember what the show was called, but it was about the bunny ranch in Reno. And they would just show, it was cool because it would just show you how a bunch of rich, horny dudes just doing prostitution up there.

And fun shows. I think it was like HBO or something like that. Sounds like an A&E or something, like back, uh, or something. There were some interesting shows back in there. Like, there was a real sex. And that was- I remember that. That was like,

I would see that on the info bars and I was like looking for something to watch on cable. Dude, what the hell is that? I loved watching it. It was, it was fascinating.

It was like compilations of like, almost behind the scene stuff of like sex stuff. Like one of the, it was the first time I saw, this is the first time I saw a trans woman that was just gorgeous. And I'm like, you know, because you're so used to see,

like thinking like, oh, it's like a man. The stereotype of like, you know, but it was like just this person that was completely passing and like she was at the adult expo and her line. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal.

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It was the first time I saw the flesh. was just like got huge that year and some guy dude made a fucking spinny thing on it again with again again again again with this I think this brother that I got it he was like he was the guy was like can imagine being like an early adopted to the to the generation one fleshlight like what do you think how many this blown out just completely destroyed by people still have one like it's all cracked the it's all cracked it's like a collectible it's like in a box like this is the first this is like a first one first generation that's a The gen 1 flashlight.

Yeah, it's only been used 3,482 times. It's like made out of the stuff that like headphone messes are made up. So they're like they're like they're crumbling after a while. That shit would fall apart after the second use. You get you get it. Or maybe you would glue it together once you bust in it, I guess. You know, just keep it solid. Roll the back of it out.

Yeah. I wonder. That is actually kind of fascinating to me. The material that they used in the first gen ones versus whatever. the fuck they're using now. Yeah, how improved could it possibly gotten? I think it could be improved, but like not a wild degree. It's probably just like heating, uh, longer battery life, heating stuff and extra things, charging battery. Yeah, battery life. For a flashlight? Yeah, to warm it up. That and I'm, is that true? Is that true? Is that?

Yeah, it's moving stuff. I imagine. I feel like they're pretty, I feel like they're pretty like technically not complex. I think it's just, I feel like there are some that aren't. No, there's, I imagine just the, maybe the evolution of the dilda to that rabbit vibrator. You know what that rabbit is? I don't know what the rabbits specifically is. It's like it vibrates obviously, but it also has this little thing for clit stimulation too. Oh, right, right, right. It's like revolutionary, I guess. So I think it's like the natural evolution.

If this is just the regular pocket publicity, the thing's got to be doing all the shit that I wanted to do now. Pocketcy, 5,000. Spinning, warm, sucking at the same. Yeah, spinning, warm, spinning. Spinning faster. Wi-Fi, Bluetooth, spinning. spinning the other direction Like the top is spinning away

And the bottom spinning another way It's fucking flipping on you It's just like this It's doing an Ollie Um Yeah I I can't It just can't be fucked right

It's It's never gonna feel like pussy So it's kind of like You have to be a connoisseur Of it specifically And not a connoisseur of pussy I feel like I feel like it's a dangerous game

To get into the flashlight business What if it does feel better In pussy you know Well technically It's like one of those things where it's like... It's like a vibrator. I feel like...

I feel like it's not gonna feel like dick, right? But at the same time, it can do things that a dick can't do. Exactly. It's like it's gonna be like... You know what it is? It's like... I think we're not that hard to mimic.

I think a penis and a vagina are really probably not that hard to mimic. I think it's the thing attached to it. It's like it's like it's not just about that. Yeah. I think it's like the difference between like a real slice of pizza and like, you know, the stuff you put in like the microwave or like the toaster oven. Where it's just like it is pizza.

It has pizza stuff. And it's quick. And it does the job kind of. Yeah. But like it's not, but that's because of the fact that people haven't taken the time to do it, you know. What do you mean? Like somebody can make up size of pizza that could be like microwave.

I'm sure I could probably be pretty damn close. No. I think probably possibly. Do you understand how long ago that would have been done if they could have done it? I think it's the, I think the biggest thing is the effort in the money. It can't be that expensive to figure that out. I think it is more expensive to do that.

Isn't it just like. Then it is. The microwave doesn't. do what an oven does. Also, that's true. Also, that's true as well. It's not possible.

That's like the barrier. Yeah. It's like the only barrier, I think. I think it's possible. I think, I think, I think, and that's because you're, you've got a child's brain and you think everything magic, you think all this male magic, magic, magic.

It's only, it's magic. I think it's, I think it's a science. Oh, Jesus Christ. No, it's never going to happen. You're never going to have like a son of God. Ooh.

Yeah, he's religious. I forgot. Yeah, he's religious. I forgot. Yeah, so you guys ever try to fuck toy before? Not yet. I had a fleshlight Because they sent one, they sent me one, I think

Like a long time ago I used it. I did And it was terrible I didn't I hated it, I threw it away immediately actually You just threw it in the trash Yeah, I was like this sucks

This sucks immensely Like I think the barrier is tricking yourself To using it the first time Like that like the idea like I'm gonna fuck this I'm gonna fuck this Vaseline can I guess It was just like

It's it you need a person You didn't wait I don't know Like I don't I think it's so empty Exactly what they say Like they're masturbators So don't think

Don't try to use it to replace people No of course It's a lower body I would rather just use my hand sincerely No no same You want a lower body one I did use that's so disgusting

That is crazy Those are so distressing to me Whenever I see that Especially because they're so small Some of them are so small. I think the average ones are like tiny and I'm like this can't be okay. Like this is almost like specifically made for perverts. Yeah.

I just see one huge one. There was a guy. I don't know if he's kicking it on the floor. I think he's like an army dude. That's one I would get. If I was going to get on those, I would get that. It's huge. I was like, yo, that's.

See, I would know it would either be that or nothing. I'm not going to get the, that little. I've seen. on Instagram, Twitter, like the for you Twitter. And then there was like a fucking, I don't know how I got there. I don't remember. I must have been looking for some like, where we were like Pokeyman shit or I must have been looking. I was looking for something like that when it was around that time.

But there was a guy like going to town on one of those things. I'm like, that guy could check his fucking computer. Check his computer. Check his computer. I think having one of those is. Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman. And I'm the host of Beyond the Script. a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget

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and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low... Listen. So we sad. there listening.

That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. Like that's something that is so hard to, like, you have to, you have to show that to people. If someone finds out on their own, it's going to be so much worse. Yeah. Then like, you got to be like, like, desensitize them. This is like, get ahead of it. You're like, take a picture of it on Twitter and be like, ooh.

Like it's a joke, you know? Yeah, yeah, it's a. And then fucking right after you take the picture. that's so disgusting that's so fucking disgusting throw it away throw your phone away I hate that so deeply man

God damn it I'm just in there plugging it plugging it all day long it's not great Lily's like hey what are you doing in the room I'm playing cards

I'm fucking fucking anyway um played cards what do we want to talk about you what do we get to talk about

Let's talk about black people or people being mad at black people. Oh. Again? I mean, yeah, always. Just in general or like? No, what we got, what was it, Friday? Friday, so it is, what is it? Tuesday.

Friday, last Friday, Ash Creed Shadows came out. Oh, that's right. Assassin's Creed, what is it? You called it in that stupid episode? Assassins bleed bladows. Yeah, so it's out finally. The new Assassin's Creed. finally the one in Japan

that took them 18 years to make for some reason. Yep, refused to do it It was too obvious. The idea that Ubisoft had the gall to have even like the visage of being pretentious is hilarious. Yeah. Like all, everybody's expecting that of us. Shut up. Did it all you say that? That's literally. They basically, I mean, that was, I'm paraphrasing.

Yeah, there's an article that I read a long time ago when people were asking like, hey, why? Like, what's the deal? And it was that sort of answer. A paraphrased answer of like, well, it's like, and the artist, it's like being an artist where you're like, I'm not going to give, I'm going to do what I want. I'm not going to give you what you want. Kind of a thing. Everyone expects Japan. It's the obvious answer. So we're going to, you know what, pirates. French Revolution. Yeah. You know, and it's not that those weren't interesting things. It's just a

matter of just like, man, it's so weird. It's. It's more like, yeah, well, the Haitian. Pirates. A Haitian Assassin's Creed? Yeah. They did. Well, there was the, well, they should make, they should make an Assassin's Creed that takes place in Haiti. Because that would solve a lot of Ubisoft problems because the island's just not big enough to be bloated. That would be fun. I would not mind running around Haiti and just like start blusting. I like that. I like that dude.

Because you finally get it. You got a blunderbuss when you did the DLC because he was like your quartermaster or whatever. The black guy. I can't even remember his name anymore. But like it starts with an A. But like he becomes your like first captain or first guy, whatever you call it. is in Black Flag? Black Flag.

And then he gets his own, his own DLC, I think, called like Freedom Cry or something. And then you get the blunderbust and like Swiss cheese people with like the, I was like, this cool.

And he had a big ass like machete kind of thing. I liked it. I really liked that game. I played it. I was really good game. I just fell off as Assassin Creek after a while. Like I liked, three was the last one for me that I played.

That's a bad last one of play. And I played a little bit of, I played like the first hour of Black Flag. And I was like, I don't like pirates enough. He's running, okay. I get it. I, um, I've never been a huge fan of pirates per se, but, uh, the camaraderie of the shanties

and the naval combat was funny. Shit, I wasn't expecting that. Yeah. I actually wasn't, because normally I'm like, I don't give a fuck about the sea. Not really. Yeah. And then, um, but when I actually started getting into it. And then it was the gear.

You can have four guns. So you have like, like, you can have like four like flintlocks or whatever. And then you just have fucking your two fucking cutlasses. And I was like, this is. fucking incredible. So I'd run, stab motherfuckers, get up, shoot four motherfuckers. It was so fun. Running with four

blunderbusses would slow you down so much it's insane. I don't want a preference. You don't have four blunderbuss. What was it for? Four flintlock pistols. You have like a smaller pistol, just a regular, not a point, not four blunderbusses. You have on your chest. It was sick, though.

You have to just shoot behind you to propel you forward to make up for the, to make up for like the, jump up, suit up higher and stab somebody. That was really cool. And hey, when, when that dude got his own DLC, the black dude, nobody complained. Yeah, it was almost like it was a different time that was better than this. It was great.

It was fucking fantastic. So, so New Assassin's Creed, you played it a little bit. Yeah, I played about three or four hours. Uh-huh. And I got to say, so first of all, the combat is actually really fun. I'm having fun just killing the shit out of people. It looks so bad to me. It might be people just like being.

It might be people like bad at doing combat. Oh my God. Like that Doom video. Like it looks. Which one? I don't remember. When the Polygon, I think it was Polygon. I can't remember exactly the outlet, but like they were just doing like a walk through the first level of Doom 2016.

And they just like every enemy they stopped aimed and shot. Stopped aimed and shot. Oh, so they're not playing how Doom. And everybody was like, this game looks like it sucks. It's just like, damn, dude. Get somebody who can play. It's kind of interesting because I've watched a handful of reviews. And one thing that I noticed is the people that were kind of going into an indifferent

and the people that were kind of like, I don't really care about a Sactus Creed, they didn't, they weren't. So I started playing it myself and I started having fun chaining things together. Like say being a Nowewe, the Kunawichi, she's, uh, or Shinobi, I should say, like the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, she has a, okay, I'm, the, the, she has a, okay, I just continue to be right about grappling hooks, man. Like, you throw a grappling hook in anything, and it's so much better. It's really cool that, like, so, I'll, like, do that, like, scaling is really cool because of that, and then just, uh, flying off and then assassinating somebody. The, um, I'm barely into it, so I don't even have a lot of mechanics. available yet. And the little I can do. Have you fucked around with like the light stuff?

Because I saw that was the thing that was getting me. Was that like you could like take lights out? Yeah. So so infiltrating. This is, I will say the tutorial opening. I would say what would you call the prologue?

Fucking weird. Really weird because I did like a stealth mission. Can you skip it? Not really. At least from my understanding. No, it's the prolog of a game. It's the gameplay. It's a weird thing though.

It was just, it was some shit seemed backwards to me because I did a mission. Like I infiltrated this one place. And it was cool because, like, yeah, like, I like the soft opening of the doors, taking the lights out. One thing that was really cool is a grapple hook onto the ceiling.

So if somebody comes, you can, like... Oh, you're Spider-Man. Yeah, you can, you're Spider-Man. That was a mechanic, a new mechanic that they introduced. That's cool. The crawling mechanic is actually really cool, especially you can do a somersault right back into crawling, which is something that...

Oh, so you can, like, go prone? Yeah. So you'll be doing it. And then, like, if you need a... hurry up and just you'll kind of somersault but you can still crawl instead of it like somersaulting back into standing up or some shit you'll stay right right and um

everything I like so far if you up the difficulty they see you easily so like you're like normally just be in the grass the tall grass you're fine they're like I think I see something and then I'm like oh shit so they immediately so it's like they fix the AI a lot better so as of right now I'm having fun with the gameplay the problem I'm having right now was the I was hoping that the story

wasn't going to be intertwined with them together. I was hoping that can just play one or the other. Yeah. Because I'm more interested in playing Yaske. And you spend a little bit of, this is no spoiler. I'm just saying how at the beginning, you spend a little bit of time in the prologue with him. And then I'm spending now hours with Noway. And I'm like, I want to be black man.

I want to, like, I'm ready to, I want to further his story. I'm actually the opposite. I want to play as the Shinobee. Well, you would probably have like a lot better, you know, experience. I want to play with Yoske more because, especially since you had more of a feel for this already with the Ghost of Shushima, like Yau is. So I kind of want to do something a little bit different.

Or, you know, Yasky's just a brute and just violently kills people. I saw one of the things where he did where he jumps like maybe 10 feet into the air, hit someone with a club. And I was like, oh my God, that person's so dead. And then they have the nerve to be able to hit him one more time. What? He was gone. That person was well away.

He was like, no, no, no. He looks strong. So far, the gameplay I'm having fun with, obviously the game's beautiful. Ubisoft has never had a problem with that. I looked ugly. That's before what I saw, but I guess I'm just seeing videos of it, not my own. You're also colorblind and crazy. I feel like it looks.

I feel that's the one thing that I've seen. It does look good. Yeah. But Ubisoft games generally, like on high-end software always look pretty, like, Far Cry 6 also looks like crazy. Right. I've never seen them have a problem with that. I would say try the UPesoft plus for a month. Yeah, for that. Yeah, I might do that. 17 bucks. I'll get it on console. I'll pay 17 bucks to try. Yeah. It's so far, like, I'm having fun. I've had, my criticisms are at the very opening of the game where the prologs been weird. The tutorial shit's been weird for me. Yeah. I, there was something that I definitely wanted to skip because I'm like, I just fought and infiltrated. I did like a quest, essentially. even though like I couldn't pick it. It was like a part of the prolog. And then I did a flashback to something of showing me how to fight. And I'm like, I've just been fighting.

Why wouldn't you do that before I actually got into the shit? I already know how to counter. I know how to do this. And now it's showing me how to count. It was weird. It was kind of weird like that. But that's a mild criticism. The only thing bad I can say is some of the voice acting is I understand probably why

they're having a problem is instead of getting like white people who can do really good voices. You know, it's prominent people is what I mean. I don't mean white people. That was a wild slip. It is a crazy thing to say, right? That was a wild slip. They often correlate, but yes. Also, what I mean is, like, say, people in the industry, like a Troy Baker.

That's why I was just, I was just thinking of a white person like Troy Baker. That's what I know you mean. Yeah. So, um, but they don't get people like that because they want to get authentic to the, they're like, so they'll do Japanese people doing Japanese American English. And I can tell some of these people aren't fantastic. They're not like seasoned. Yeah. So they sound not the best.

I heard that if you just, if you switch the dialogue to Japanese, it's a lot better. So if you do it immersed, it's like exactly how it should be. And again, I like in this game that they're encouraging much more than in the other series. They want you to be to the explorer mode, which is you being blind and not knowing where to go on the missions. I don't have time for that shit. So like personally, I'm like a regular RPG guy, Skyrim. Here's the markers. Yeah.

I'm going. I'm all right with that in a game that isn't as big as an Assassin's Creed game. You know what I mean? Like as like huge. Yeah. Because like I like that immersion stuff, but like you can't, I'm not, I'm not traversing 4,000 kilometers. Yeah, I'm in the same way.

Like say like, like, this is what I have to accept if you, I like the option. You know, like say, say, here's me and people would probably disagree with me and I think it's totally fine. If I had the option, well, they'll definitely disagree with me. If I have the option, Eldon Ring. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacist to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola,

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I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low... Listen. So we sat there. Listening. that was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. To have like some type of thing that would help me have a marker at some point,

almost like a thing you can obtain. Because sometimes I just don't have time to play that long. That's my only criticism. Right. If I had the option of like there's a thing that I have a limited amount of use to help me. I know they'll have the wind things to help you in major things, but there's side things that don't help you at all. I like that in Ghosts Hashima a lot, the wind.

The wind. That's shit was dope as hell. It really, it can help. you a lot, right? Like little... I think it should have been... It should have been more emphasized well, I wish there was no menu at all

on that game, like, period. But I do like the win, though. What fuck do you mean? What is that? I wish there was no, like, start button I do anything. I wish you would just like... You're just immersed in the game entirely.

I want something like that immersed where I'm like, I'm in the game. That's wild. I can go to... I can talk to people and create a menu, but I don't want to be able to open a menu and do anything. I don't know what the difference would be at that point then. If you talk to somebody in a menu,

if you've got a menu. I'm going to purchase on from somebody. Like, not like, oh, I have a place where I can look at a map. I don't want a map. I just don't understand why you would be like, I don't want menus in my game except for here. Well, if I'm purchasing items, I think that's one thing. I don't want like a... Why wouldn't you just want purchasing items to be immersive as well?

Well, how would it be immersive any other way other than like... I don't know, but what if you could bring... You take it up to... You could take it up to the fucking guy and buy it. I think that'd be cool with us. Wouldn't it be like some sort of means if it cost this much? I guess wouldn't because... Maybe they'll tell you.

I guess and yeah, that's fine, then. That's the whole sale. That sounds like shit, by the way. It sounds like a really fucking annoying way to go. You got to be like red dead to get away with something like that. Yeah, yeah, probably, probably. Under no circumstances. If Assassin's Creed did that, I'd be like, you better understand what you are.

Yeah, that's the thing. Right the fuck now. Assassin's Creed, I feel like their biggest problem is that they're trying to be like a top, like they're trying to have you have like a top gaming experience that, unfortunately because it's Ubisoft, they'll never, uh, they'll never even get the charitability for people to even

pretend to try. And in a way, like it's just, they're, they're so fucked that even when they do really well, it's still not good enough. Well, yeah,

I mean, I just don't think they, they make, you know, fast food, video games, you know what I mean? And that's fine.

Like I played Far Cry 6 and I was like, this is fun. I like it. Yeah. I don't know what the fuck's going on. I don't really care about this story at all. Yeah. It's a cool setting.

I like blowing things up. I like shooting people. I like diving out of a fucking helicopter and landing on a pig. You know? It's cool. I like it. But, yeah.

I mean, apparently this one's selling pretty well. I saw the cells are doing really well. I heard a lot of people being like, oh, the numbers are being inflated. And I'm just like, maybe.

I mean, I guess it's potential like Ubisoft plus is there. But like, I know that it has like, it reached Star Wars, Star Wars Outlaws three month peak in like a day. or something. I can believe that. Or less than a day. I can definitely be because like, outlaws did not

interest me even a little bit. I know. But it's interesting to me that like Assassin Street is bigger than Star Wars in that regard. You know what I mean? Like that's like fascinated to me because in my mind it wouldn't be. It wouldn't be normally. But I think because of the hype and there's a lot of people that are, I think, legitimately. It will touch Star Wars. Yeah. There's a lot of people that are so jaded and they saw like, I just, like, they

saw that chick and like, she looks so uninteresting. Also, it wasn't like, why are you making a Star Wars game when you're not playing as a Jedi? or someone with a lightsaber. Oh, my, I don't, I don't agree with that at all. I, I, I think, I think, I think, I think, for Star Wars games, you have to have some sort of force interaction with it. I just don't agree. I just don't agree. Every story needs it.

But then what, but why can't a game be a story? Like, I don't know. I just don't agree. I don't agree. You're not the, you're not the vast majority of people that I consume Star Wars, man. I think, I feel like I, like, I, like, I personally, me, someone that loves the universe, I'm down for any interesting Star Wars story. Any other Star Wars story. I'm down for. Okay. Interesting. But we are not, me and you are not the major

democracy, but I would absorb that. People think of stories. They think of Jedi's, Darth Vader, light, light sabers. They think of that stuff when they think of Star Wars. Magic Wizard bullshit. They do. They think of that, unfortunately. I mean, I like the Mandelorians. I think they're fucking cool. I understand what you're saying. I just, I just don't, I think that's such a, I think that's such a, I don't know, that's such a, that's such a, that's such a, pull it off. They could pull it off, but like, they're not doing, they haven't done a good job. But you have to, I agree with that. I'm just saying it's like, it's such a, that's such a corporate way to look at it. It's like we need we need

the fucking lightsabers in there. You have to have you know, what's going to have people walk in the door to even try it? That's the thing. I mean just having a game that looks good is probably that's not good before Star Wars game that looks good as a centrist I hear I understand both sides. I agree with both of you. I just I think I think that's how that works

unfortunately I don't like that that's the way it is I think stories like Mandalorian work because of the fact that he has Baskar on and he looks like Django or both but people were like, oh, that guy was cool. I like how he fell in a Starlight pick 13 times. Yeah, I like how he did nothing.

I think there's room for a Star Wars, like, scoundrel game. I just think, like, they missed the mark with that specific game. It a really bad, like, I think in fact, like, at the end of the beginning, I think people were excited about the idea of it. Do you remember Star Wars 1313? Yes. Dude, that looked sick.

It looked really good. That was the, that was the... That was the... That was the one that was like, it was Amy Henning, so it was like the Uncharted writer. And she started that... They showed it. E3 one year.

I don't remember. It was, it never came out. Like, because it got, like, like there was like some contract thing or like,

I don't remember exactly the exact details. Small amount of gameplay and people are like, yeah, it's fucking cool. And it looked dope as fuck. I, some scoundrel,

I guess like, it was some guy with a gun. I know that. Yeah, but it looked so good. And I was just like, this is amazing. And then they just,

it never came out. It's like, it became vaporware. It's weird. Yeah, it sucks. Because that game, that game,

that game I could tell you right now, it would have been fucking awesome. I think I... It could work. Like, I hate the random... For me personally, this is my personal team. Ubisoft shouldn't be the one to make it either. I don't like random guy with gun in Star Wars universe.

I understand what you're saying. Somehow taking down trained militias of warriors and motherfucker's part of a war cult, right? I've never liked Han Solo very much. I understand what he brings to the story. Never been a big fan of him. I think having people like Kim is like, well, if these guys are around,

what are they doing? Well, they're not common, right? They're not common. That's true, but like they could be. If they're, if these motherfors are, what do you mean?

What is that? But like these, if these guys are walking around that are so fucking invincible ass argument. Huh? No, no.

If these guys are so fucking ill with it walking around with the blasters, then how come we have, the Jedi's are like so fucking high scene? Why? Like, they would be no,

if like there's these people that are so dangerous, they'd be known. They'd be more known if there's like these gunslingers that are around that are so. Because Cadbane, right?

the blue motherfucker, the blue alien smoking-looking alien from that universe. Dude, I would play a game as a- He's him. He's him. But that's what I'm saying. Like, if that, first of all, he reminds me of Stranger's Rath, the Oddworld game. Yeah. But like,

I would play a game as that guy. 100%. Because Cadet and Rubin's that dude. I love that he looks like a fucking straight-up Roswell alien. It's so cool. I'm glad that they have at least one character in a universe that is an alien actually. Yeah.

Right, yeah. Not just some space white man. Yeah, or like some fucking or a space black man. Yeah, a slug or a monkey. Or like a,

yeah. What is Jabba? He's like a slug, right? Yeah, he's a slug, right? Stop. You're about to do the fucking voice on the what you call it.

The Tuscan Raiders. Yeah. Those fucking noises. That shit would kill me when I was a kid. I think those things would be extinct because they're so annoying. Oh, yeah,

people would have called them. I was glad when Anakin did he did to them. I don't feel bad for them at all. They suck. Yeah. But yeah, I'll probably check it out. 17 months isn't too bad. I do, I am curious about it. I have heard, and it broke my heart to see it. What happened? That

most people, even the people who are fair, have been like, yeah, Yaske's kind of the weak point of the game. Because he does kind of like, he can't do as much of the Assassin's Creed stuff. The stuff that, yeah. That you would expect

to be able to do. Of course. Of course. but also like there's points where like in Ubizab games where it's like you got to climb a tower to unlock something and then as you ask you straight up can't do it so like you have to switch characters to unlock it's I see where there's a problem that makes sense though I mean it makes sense to me the only problem that I have is I don't like like so so far the experience that I had is that I'm waiting like I wish it could be like either either like GTA 5 where I can switch on the fly that would be great yeah where I bet great or it's just one like say uh Like, say in one of the previous titles, you're Alexios or your Cassandra. And now they have the same path, but you're just a different character, right? Sure. Yeah.

Fucking. Oh, did you get like a little, like, my lip was like coming off a little, you know, like, a little, Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway. My lips are trapped as fuck. No, big in Vegas, right.

Dude. But, yeah, it's fucking, I think they, I think maybe they made a mistake with that, but that's the direction they want to go in. Yeah, yeah. So it's a time limit. But it's not because,

but I don't want to make it clear. It's not because he's up. black bird. It's not because he's just like the, because he's a brute in a game that's not really about brutes. But see,

that's where the intrigue from, because like I've played, I've, I've done, my thing is with Assassin's Creed is and one of the reasons why, because I tell people to look at the user reviews and the scores and stuff like that

and the people that are interested in playing these new games, they're having a great fucking time with them. Even like say, look at the Steam reviews right now for Shadow. It's like, people are enjoying the game overall. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Most people aren't cynical, crazy. It is like a loud minority of people on the internet being mad about shit. Yeah. And I challenge a lot of people to go back and play the old Assassin's Creed games. They don't play as well as you remember. Oh, certainly not. I've gone back and this is the thing that I was really surprised.

I shocked myself where after I played Odyssey and I was like, that was a really fun experience, I want to go back and play Black Flag. and it wasn't nearly as satisfying, even the mechanics. And the thing is I'm like, realistically, I'm kind of... Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health

with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomachache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just have a stomachache every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy.

And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can put it. probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeartRadio.

Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I opened my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full.

Hershey's, it's your happy place. I don't care that much about, I didn't care that much about, like, how much more could you do with, like, stealth and climbing? It was a thing where I'm like, I get it. So in the newer games, they kind of, you still do stuff like that but they put a little bit in the back and they were exploring much more

RPG elements that actually was having fun with and the reason why Yaske seems interesting to me to me is like well I want to be big scary black man Yeah it's a different thing Yeah just like just chopping motherfuckers up It'll be fun and I do like the stuff That they brought to the table with Noway They've added some extra little elements into

To refresh the stealthiness of it So it's pretty cool but yeah I just want to I would just love to streamline either or And so I understand if You haven't played Assassin's Creed in a long time and you're looking for stealth. Yeah, you wouldn't like Yaske if you're looking for that. I totally understand that. So it makes sense that people are like, eh.

There's a non-binary relationship in a game that you have a, you have a chance to have. Right. Right. And people are like, let's get into the fake outrage, right? The people that, oh, I'm sure that people were just circulating around and they didn't do it themselves, right? Oh, yeah, yeah. My favorite thing in those things is like I always default to that. Do you remember that tweet that the Doom Twitter account put out?

Yeah, what did it say again? I don't know. I can't remember what it was in response to, but it was like the Doom official Twitter account was like you control the buttons you press. Yes. And it's like you did that. You did it. Like whoever shared this. Yeah, you chose this.

What do you do? I saw somebody not only the difficulty must have been on like easy or something. Yeah. But they were just completely crouched. Oh, and someone was like. swinging and it was missing and it couldn't miss them. Look at the AI in this shit. And I'm like, so I just did that on normal mode and I was getting stabbed.

I don't know. I was like, maybe this must be like a casual whatever. Could be a bug too. It could be a bug. I mean, like, but it's just like also I'm like that's not, it's not like you have to do that. It's requiring you to do that. And shit's not working.

Yeah. You went out of your way to do that and you're upset. Do it's funny about that though? Is that like I've done that in like Eldon Ring. Yeah. Like I specifically have fought bosses on staircases Yeah specifically because like they'll just swing over you Dude I did you know there's one part of Eldering where you have to fight that dragon that dragon night

The dragon sent though night on a on like his horse Yeah, and there's like a fucking walkway that he walks and you have to fight two of him at once Yeah one of my cheats the fuck out of the other one I'd run through the hallway It would stop turn around while I did that I would hit it a bunch of times And I was like I'm not fighting in fair you're jumping me If people if people jumping you're jumping up If people were consistent about this kind of thing, they would look at that and be like, oh, Gibbs broke it. Exactly.

It's exactly my point when I talk about charitability. Every time I talk about charitability, it's like, okay, Alder Ring, we cheese Elder Ring all the time and we think it's hilarious. We're like, I have similar things. There's this guy that you give like stuff to and he gives you like a weapon or some shit. He gives you stuff. And you open this big door. And then, but there's like these big like, I forgot they're like eagle dudes or whatever. They have wings.

And if you open the door, it only opens up so much and they can't. get through the door. So I fucked him up because he can't get through the door. So I chees the fuck out of him. And I thought it's funny. Like you'd share the footage and like, oh, this is funny. And if it wasn't Ubisoft, this would have just been funny. And so I'm like, it's the thing that

annoys me where I'm like, bro, Ubisoft deserves so much shit. I understand that. But like, also, people just over, they're just doing it. Overcritical, yeah. Overcritical for bullshit that you normally wouldn't be. And that's the biggest annoyance about this entire discourse where it's gotten to the point where people said that Yoski never existed and then

you have the other people that are complaining about this game saying I literally I screenshot it where this guy's talking about historical integrity within Assassin's Creed come on and I'm like come on now well this that's so silly I was about to say the hard art right that's the thing that's the thing that's the that's the thing that I don't like about the universe right but like at the same time it's like it's not supposed to be that I don't like I don't like that like oh yeah my grandpa's a talent my Grandpa's Italian and he helped with like this revolution. And did you know he knew Da Vinci? He was like his best buddy who made like a wooden tank for,

like I think that's silly. I think that's so fun. No, no, no, no, no, no. I think that is silly, but that is the game, you know, at the same time. So it's like, well, yeah, of course, it's not supposed to be serious. So like, no, no, no, no, I get it. It's supposed to be interesting, right? Like, if your grandpa was a guy that died shitting himself in fucking Italy, fucking a hundred

like, what, like a thousand years ago. You say 100,000 years ago. I almost said that and had to trace myself back. But it's like, of course it would have been interesting. 100,000 years ago. That'd be, we would have, we really didn't do much. Yeah. Terrified.

That would be really depressing. But yeah, like, it's, it's historical fiction. It's always been that. There's always been a disclaimer at the beginning of the games. But it's clear, though, that it's. You think they're fucking real? The gods were real and they were fucking people, aliens. It's always been annoying that they'd even.

I think disclaimers are annoying as shit because I think they're for extremely stupid people always and for legal legality I agree I'd rather have them than do this It's like those like the Warner Brothers cartoons Yeah Where like this is a racist cartoon or whatever

I'd rather have that than just not be able to watch the racist cartoon Yeah exactly and I'm like look they're They're for legality for they're for stupid Why are you laughing people This character will use the end word excessively I'm sorry about that Yeah keep it up Dude keep it up man

Like it's history don't fucking whitewash Bugs Bunny singing one little two little three Three little engines? No. Keep that up. Like, don't, we gotta see it.

Don't, that's not even the worst one. I know. The savage's one's the one that kills me, dude. But like, keep it up, man. We need to know that all this stuff existed.

We need to not have kids think everything's this wonderful white fucking world that didn't have a bunch of horrible history. And, um, yeah, we were talking about Shirley Temple and Blackface in the, uh, in at the Peggy Sue's diner. One of my friends.

We turned to our right and there's a big picture of her. Of her? But like, before we even notice, it was like a big picture of her. In a black face? No, Can you imagine?

They framed the blackface one? That would be fucking wild. That is one of the funny. I think that is one of the greatest images of all time. Everybody look up Shirley Temple and Blackface. Yeah. In a new one of her shop. She looks like she knows she did something bad.

Like as a little kid being aware of like. Well, she's probably annoyed that she had to sit in a fucking makeup room as like a child being done up for like hours about something that she doesn't understand. Yeah. That's probably. Yeah. Next to a regular like a regular black girl too. and then she's probably like, yo, this is not funny.

Holy shit, this is, this is too far maybe. Maybe. Like Shirley Temple, like real, like it hitting her at once, like, yo, this is like fucked up. I thought she was too young to be philosophizing.

Yeah, there's no shot. I philosophize when I was kids. Oh my God, I almost know you did. I was like this puppy that I'm about the skin had its own life.

Yeah, you know how much. And I rip its skin off still. Now it doesn't. Ah. They almost got a, that they almost got assassinated on this trip,

I think. because I was... My Yasker? No, no, not Yasker. Oh, okay. There were no Yaskis around. He falls off a ledge and hits the ground and he's like, ah, fuck. I'm gonna kill you.

We were out late and I was trying to get food and I went up to this pizza place or this pizza shack or I don't even know. It was like in a long strip of like restaurants or like, not restaurants. I don't know. Almost kiosks. Yeah. And they were giving like pizzas out. And I was like, oh, how much for a slice?

He said $10. I said, no shot. I screamed no shot at him. I was drunk. clearly. But I was like so loud about it and apparently like everybody was like you're being really loud. I think he's gonna you gotta calm down. I was like

no he needs to know. It's Vegas. Where are you on Fremont Street? Where were you? I don't, there's no shot I remember that. I can't remember that at all. It's so winding. I had a similar experience. I went to the fuck, I forgot the venue, the bowling venue. I can't remember what it's called. Yeah, I don't know. But yeah.

There's so many places. There's a, there's a spot, you know, selling slices and it was $8. I think I've been there for too. I just almost turned to the Joker. I was just like laughing. I really was like I was like I was like tent look 10. Once you get.

I understand I'm I'm sympathetic. Well not sympathetic but I understand. Okay. This is amusement park pricing. I get it right. Whatever. We're trapped here. You got food.

Fine. But like my line is like one slice for two for a two digit a two digit price. No. Look, I can do. Even nine, I was over like, that's fucking ridiculous, but I'm hungry. But like 10, brother? 10 is, is, that's egregious. 10 is so insane.

It's no. The most, so, uh, there's a place in downtown, uh, by the shake shack that's a four bucks with a soda. And I'm like, I can do that. That's entirely fine. I can do that. Entirely reasonable. Yeah.

Not bad pizza either. It's not bad. What in Vegas? Nah. Well, the pizza in Vegas is really good, but it was, it was right by, um, I wanted to remember that thing that you were telling me about, but I didn't text me. The place I went to, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's It is a, um, yeah, I forgot that I could do that.

Rockos is fucking good. I went to a place where you know where there's like that big, uh, that big like canopy where it shows like lights and everything in proper Vegas. It's like, it's like a mall area. That's all of Vegas. I was like, damn, we got to be way more specific. It's like, is it by the Eiffel Tower? I think so.

Yeah. And like off one of like right off the strip there's this like there's, uh, there's this place like a bar and a pizza shop. Oh. And I went there and I got pizza. It was pretty good. Oh, I didn't know the street. I was like, I don't like this.

Seven bucks. That's kind of crazy that they're, because like, even the Rocco's was like, it was, there were giant slices, don't get me wrong. There were giant slices of six bucks.

I was, and it's fantastic. So I was like, I can do that. So we just do like, two, two for 12 bucks and fills us up. Next time I'm there,

I'll check that because I want to go. It's a little bit out of the way. That's long as I say. Yeah, right. That's fine. But like, like,

we also went to this, Momofuku place. And I couldn't even, that was the best restaurant I've ever fucking. I couldn't even believe how fucking good that shit was Really? Yeah It's unreasonably priced Obviously

But like dude That was the best pork I've ever had in my entire It was unreal It may be completely like Shift focus on like Okay maybe I could kill a pig Actually That's crazy

Like if I had to eat it Yeah, that's crazy I kill a pig in my sleep And your sleep I don't think I could I could Like it's that easy Like I get like

Not that I know that they can taste like that Absolutely I don't even like eating that I'm not even like eating pigs. Like, if I had to kill a pig. I don't know, man. They're so big. A certain smoked ribs, like, I'm, yeah, I might, oh, man.

Like, I, like, I, like, I love them. I love animals. And I would, but I could. Like, oh, I mean, you should smoke, if you don't smoke ribs, you're, you should be killed. Yeah, yeah, I agree. But like that. Because, like, if you, if you've, if you've, it's like having, I mean, smoke weak, smoke meat versus not smoke meat is, is hilarious.

Yeah. The flavor is night and day. Smoke heavily red, like red, like reds meat smoked. It's smoked. It's hard for me to enjoy it. It's like, say, I'll get like a cold cuts. If the meat's not smoked, I kind of, I feel like a cat when they like, you know, you'll give them food and they'll like, and then they'll just walk away and they just don't want it.

Yeah. That's the difference to me. Like, it smoked meats ruined me, essentially. It ruined my taste bloods. I'm like, this isn't smoke. This ain't nearly as good. Not nearly smoked turkey. Mesquite is a good one.

My skeet. My skeet. You ever had my skeet? But yeah, guys. It is good. Ask Creed Shadows, if you're into it, try it on Ubisoft Plus. I wouldn't just buy it outright.

And if you don't like it, you know, like, I think this is, I personally think for RPGs, this is just a fun experience. You're fucking like Hitler at the fucking Olympics right now. I'm trying to. Got a little bit of meth going on or. What were they on?

It wasn't meth. It was, it was an amphetamine, but was it, was it just, I think it was it proper meth? Or was it something else? Probably German math. Fucking German math.

Fucking Nazi math. It was something. What were they on? Was it just math? Is this kid Hitler called Jitler? No, you're dumb. Stop, shut up. Go to, I'm done.

All right. I'm done. I did want to mention this. Jitler. You don't like Jitler? He's a little Jitler. I do. Yeah, so we're done with Assassin's Creed.

Blassassas, bleed, blightos. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, we're real quick. Oh, okay. What was going? Real quick. Real quick. I forgot. I need to mention this.

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I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low... Listen. So we sat there listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. The discourse got so crazy that some politician in Japan trying to get clout was like, Mr. Prime Minister, are you going to address the Assassin's Creed Shadows issue?

Are you serious? Yeah. And then he was like, like, what the fuck? what you know what's going on with this and trying to say look desecrating our culture you know all the talking points and like all this bullshit he was like I've never heard all he said was well I guess I guess I hope they people don't desecrate stuff in real life and do parkour in real life I guess did he say that basically that was like he was like don't jump on shrines it was basically it was like I guess don't do that like yeah and then um and then the headlines of in these in the culture

where freaks were like, the prime minister is going to come down hard on assassins creature. I was just like, holy fuck. It's gotten so, it's got. That is so funny. It got that. I was like, I don't know. Yask is pretty cool.

I think he's a pretty cool character. I don't know. I'd like to meet him. I can't believe. That was the thing that I forgot. I only wanted to mention because I was a little bit surprised that it got like out of the internet and into real life to where they're like,

what? We're talking about video games now, I guess. Yeah, you can tell they never talk about that shit. No. You're like, why? Like, why are we talking about this right now? What is that?

And then just knowing that what you be saying, I'd be hard. I'd be real hard. Why even say it? Why even? Don't, don't, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yo. Yo. Don't, don't, don't.

Anyway. I perfected that. You don't let you be hard? I think it's been done to death. No, U. U.B. Hard. I be hard.

Yeah. It's like macro hard. It's like, I get it. Macro hard. Dr. Hart is funny. Yeah, never soft. It's funny, but like, you know. Always hard.

That was the, that was the, that was the, the, the mean six grade first joke. Yeah. You told that. You told that joke.

It's like watching a comedy movie for like the 50th time. It's like, yeah, I mean, I remember liking this, but like, I mean, I'm not gonna laugh.

I taught my nephew about, I was, I helped my nephew, like, learn, um, he had like basically little kid homework. You were helping your nephew learn.

Are you sure? Yeah, I think. That was how, that was teaching you probably not the right stuff. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Sure, yeah. But he always like, he's like, what's a three?

Like, I don't know how to draw three exactly. And I was like, just draw a butt. I was going to say, it's a sideways butt. And I remember my aunt teaching me that too when I was younger. Like, it was the butt. And I saw his eyes light up. Wow. And he just couldn't stop.

Like, he started crying, laughing. I just personally ever did that because he was kind of confused. I get it as a kid. That is probably really fun. And he was just like, it was like, it was like giving a monkey the potion of knowledge. I understand how you don't know how to, how do you not, how old is he? He's like 17?

No. No, he's like, he's like five when they're just learning that stuff. He doesn't know how to draw three? It's more not, he doesn't understand exactly when a three should be used. He's learning numbers when they learn it. I guess I guess, but that's the only, that's the only number he was having a problem with. Doing it himself, yes. That's so strange.

He could point out. He could point out of three, but it was him doing it himself. I don't, I don't really, it's damn near the easiest outside of a one. It's like a, I remember kids back in the day The way they would draw eights They would just put two circles on top of each other Yeah That was like funny

And it's like no you gotta A three is half an eight You gotta It is pretty much It's like an eight cut in half It's how I remember learning But it's like the You know

It's an S and another S It's kind of like reverse S Gay S is like having sex Actually it's a three It's actually more of gay S Is a reverse having sex I see well one reverse But it's just weird seeing someone learn

seeing someone learn something like that him being like oh my god is the funniest I've ever seen in my life I'm like dang kid now when he's 30 say that to him again and see if he laughs probably because that's what you do he has what you just did

with you be I be hard yeah three's a butt 30 year old he's fucking bald he's still kind of funny he's bald with a rope around his neck that is fucking crazy

looking at you dangling a dangling dang laughing his ass And then you, Devin! Oh, I love it. Dude, I actually, like I said, I normally don't laugh listening back to the podcast, because I'm just like, I hate this. But I hate this show.

I kept like, I kept going back where you're talking about your kid being, I can't remember you, some stupid name, Laslo. And then like, there was like this whole thing. We were talking about Indian shit and then went to Laslo and then it was this Devon thing. And I kept, the Devon thing was so funny. It's just being disrespectful to suicide. It's so funny to me. Suicide is so not funny.

It's so not funny, but the idea of making fun of someone doing it is funny. To me, I feel like it's just like David Drayman accidentally did the most disrespectful thing. But he was trying to make a serious, like an homage to a thing that he experienced. But I'm like, but also, Devin. Like, I'm like, I'm sorry. That sounds fun. Is that what that song is about? Yeah.

Basically the songs from the, inside the fire. The songs from the perspective of like. Satan claiming Devin? I don't think I ever thought about what it was about because it sounded so damn silly. Yes. It's almost like... It's like Eminem almost. It's like that weird staccato thing that he was doing.

For me, it's funny because it's like, look what I'm daven. It's like the whole situation. with like what's his name like I'm running 11 in a 7-11 it's like it's like pissing on the kids graves or the fucking Sany Hook kids graves like that's super fucked up but also someone going out and pissing on a kid's grave

there's comedy in there's comedy in the sense that someone would be deranged enough to do that and then you fill in the gaps of like how could somebody be that crazy I need to know the story yeah I need to know the story was he like was he pushed out of a window dangled out of a window by clowns

like what is this story that leads a person to piss on the graves on a kid great. What did that kid do? Oh, yeah, also, what did the child do? What did a kid do to you? You're like, yeah, fuck you, fuck you kid. Anyway.

Pissing your name into the tombstone. You're pissing that, how you're power watching that shit. Like, I want to get to this before we forget. Because this is, this is probably like, this whole thing was so astounding to me. And I know people hate it when we talk politics. I kind of do too, but like this is so funny, man. Shut the fuck up. The politics are important.

People that hate it, I think you should not, I'm going to not say it. What I was going to say. Go ahead. You should go hang out with Jitler. I just think this group chat thing is so fucking hilarious. Because so for those of you who don't know, there was basically, I think Pete Hegseth and all these like Trump administration guys jumped into a signal chat, which is not a particularly secure thing. It's like it's vaguely encrypted. Or is it like telegram or something?

Yeah, it might as well be fucking Snapchat. Oh, yeah. But so it was Pete Hackseth, J.D. Vance and a bunch of other people. like in a group chat and they were basically like talking about how they were going to, you know, planning a strike on Yemen or whatever. And they accidentally, Pete Higseb, because he's a fucking day drunk and he's still an alcoholic and he's still drinking all the time. He added some reporter, I think, from the Atlantic by accident. And so he basically just let some random reporter in on a bunch of classified like conversations about like military operations.

It's so fucking incompetent. It's amazing. Merritt. Yeah. We want a society based on merit. This is such a DEI fucking, it really, this is DEI. This is. You know what I mean? Or like their idea of it. Like unqualified people being like pushed into like, what is it, careers that they don't have the jurisdiction or the skills to actually manage.

How are you going to have a fucking alcohol like fucking pet. Pete Hexas should fucking fall. He should dive down a flight of stairs. Fucking moron. It's just swan dive. It's incredible. I can't believe. Like, imagine.

that got out to literally anybody else other than like a report of the that's like respectable. Yeah, imagine it was to like fucking, I don't know. Rushing. Yeah. What if like Hassan got it somehow? Oh my God. He's like just warning them warning the Yemeni, uh, the Houthis.

Hey, man, sorry. Hey, pirate, I got some information for you. Might be interested in. It's literally this, this administration literally. You know, you ever heard Hassan read his chat? It sounds crazy. He sounds like he turns off all his feeling.

He's like, it's literally like that. I don't know if I've ever read it. So he'll be like, like, so he'll be talking in a normal tone. And he's, he's doing his thing. He's his son. And then he'll be like, then I'm reading this tone. And I'm reading this. And then it's like there's like there's no inflection at all.

And I'm just like, it sounds like old fucking old Apple 90s fucking Texas speech where it's just like there's no inflections in all. And I'm like, damn, dude, dude, you've been doing this shit too long, dude. He's been doing the shit for way too long. He's found a rhythm, you know? Yeah, yeah. circadian rhythm. The sarcate... Shut the fuck up.

You were gonna say it. Was I? No, I think you were. No, he just repeated what you said. Yeah. I think I was trailing behind you, man. I'm gonna almost got you. I almost commandeered you by mistake.

That's weird. Don't do that again. I'll hear theft of people's minds and shit. Thaftin. I'm a bit of a theftist. I'm a theftist. But no, yeah, this is... High tier, yeah, D.I.

This is exactly what they... They accuse. Yeah, yeah. This black guy doesn't know how to fly this plane? Yeah, get Pete Hicks at the point of the plane. Fucking doing barrel rolls into the fucking Grand Canyon. This fucking has the entire fucking just scotch just like, just fucking sucking it like and you see it going down each suck. You see the scotch glass bottle bending like this wood.

Have you seen, like a plastic bottle? That's crazy. have you seen like empty so i've seen on the on ticot kind of recently this like uh this guy he he has like a show or a channel i don't even know what to call it really it's called like the necessary conversation or whatever and it's this dude interviewing his like parents and his parents are like the worst people ever it's like yes have you seen this yeah i've never seen like it's just like trump like simps basically and they're just like old and they're like they're talking to him and yeah it's just i think i commented like you should

drain all the money out of their accounts and dip. Like, I've never seen such unsympathetic parents in my life. The dad, the dad is a monster. Give me some, uh, the mom, the mom, the dad is like, I don't even know how to really,

I have one where it talks about. He talks about how people in education, he was like, how people in education, they choose their education, right? And it was like, well, the board of education is there to kind of help there be a baseline for

where education would be around a world country. He's like, well, if you want a better education, you go to school. It's like, well, people can't go to school. They don't have the money to go to school. He's like, yeah, because that's their choice.

They choose not to. He's like, yeah, because they don't have the money to go to better schools. They're trapped in a situation. And he's like, all it takes is being working harder and you'll be able to figure out your problem. You're even, you're even conveying it too sympathetically. I'm like, that's too reasonable. Because I saw a one where he was like, he was like, so, dad, do you think that if you don't like Trump that you should be allowed to be in the country? And he said, you should leave the country or die.

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and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low... Listen. So we sat. there listening that was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full

Hershey's it's your happy place basically it's what he said and I'm just like kill these people like what are you doing why do you even have a relationship with your parents at this point yeah like I don't even think I could do that I honestly because that's so far gone it's like you're not my parents anymore you're just like a fucking husk of a person you know I completely agree I think people I the stigma of the stigma of sticking with their family no matter what is stupid. It's like an old tradition that should die. It's truly psychotic. I don't. I don't. I don't. I'm the worst people in the world. It's like, you've seen people,

oh, my uncle is a peto and has killed people and you're still like, I'm still going to fucking like visit my uncle in jail and shit or in prison. And it's like, why would you fuck with that guy at all? A pedophile and murder is so crazy. Because that's like not even, that's bad guy maxing. Because that's not even like, because I think about like Jared Fogle. Yeah. Or like Jeffrey Epstein and like, I don't know, maybe Jeffrey Epstein killed people. Shigland. He probably disappeared a few.

And there are like a whole thing where like people think he's like he might have been like Mossad or something? I didn't hear about that actually. I'm sorry. What? I didn't hear about that. I don't know. I wouldn't be surprised but I don't know anymore.

I'm interested. I actually want to hear those theories. I love shit like that. Yeah. But no. Yeah. But you see people? They stick with their family no matter what.

Even like you. Oh, the, the, the, the mom goes to the prison and visits the serial murder that's killed so many people. And I still love you. And you're like, what do you? look at a certain point your maternal instinct needs to turn off you're a fucking monster

well it's it's difficult because like it's it is difficult I'm not because you know you're because you know your child in a way other people don't right that's the thing right you have like it no what the no no what that is what that is is that you're only thinking about the good shit well no because you know them as a person right

you know that like you know them that they've done good stuff there's the situations that lead people to the places they are right Like I'm not like I'm not someone that writes off people I believe in and rehabilitation I'm someone that firmly believes no to a certain extent yes yes there we go that's my point that's my entire point but to a certain extent you kind of just got to cut people off because I'm like this but most people are not beyond it. I'm sorry if you rape a kid I that is that that's that like that line where it's like now look at my other line I'm I'm to be honest if you think like just like that guy's parent the guy is so far gone that if you don't a fucking politician if you don't

support a politician, you should be dead or gone. I'm like, I don't need you to be here, dude. That's, that's, that's so beyond, I think that, I think, I think at that moment, I would just distance myself because I'm some, like, I'm not, I don't have racial with my father. I don't like him. I think he's a bad person, right? So I don't have the whole, like, well, clearly, calm down. He listens.

Yeah. He's a fan. He's one of our, he's, he's one of our, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's he's actually, what if he's king of haphazardard? He's king of haphazardard. He's been here. a whole time. He's been giving you back pains.

And, uh, what was it called? Child support. Yeah. Yeah. Do the podcast. I guess. Thanks. Thanks for giving me 33% of Kingsen's child support.

Mr. Jameson. At 30. Oh, wait, not James. That's right. He's Jackson.

He's, uh, Mr. Jackson. Thank you, Mr. Jackson. You are so real. Why did you laugh for a frame?

Yeah, I know. Yeah. I know. Have you seen those memes where it's like, there's like, there's like the stick figure crying. And he's like, be quiet.

He's like, I don't know what that is. Instantly. No, what that is that? It says how our moms want us to act when they say stop crying. Oh, he's like,

stop crying. If I find myself laughing, I've been doing this, it literally just makes me laugh. It just, it's not funny to anybody else. But like, if people are,

see me laughing, I'll try to shut myself off entirely mid-lap. That is psycho shit. That is just, that's this crazy shit for the hell of it. Because it just makes me, because you're just like, around slowly too, like a little.

But then your eyes go, you have to make sure your eyes go limp also. You got to be like, and to watch people notice, because you can see what people notice, but like they're not sure what, like, what to say? Or like, if they should say anything. I spent. You, you called the call me out on it. We were at, uh, we were at Benz. Oh, we read that one?

Yeah, we were at Ben's, yeah. I, what I did for a whole day at Starbucks was I tried not to laugh once. I went a whole day. It's a great idea. How'd that go? Minimize your joy. Yeah, right. And it got to my way

I was just crying. Because I was just holding in so much laughter I was just crying and I was just like this is insane. I feel like I'm, I feel like I'm becoming a looney tune. I don't, what was the actual?

Why? What was the point? I just didn't want to laugh for one day because my life is pretty disruptive. Some people have said. So, some of some have said. You do have multiple laughs.

That was probably the issue. Interesting. But yeah. Yeah. Yuck. Yuck. Yuck. It's like a radio DJ.

That was one of them. And then. Guess who's back With another crazy tune DJ Kingston I'm sitting to kill myself Mee Oh my god

I didn't get his talk about this You can't handle the truth You know It's fucking just like sound bites 105 105 All that weird fucking noise and shit

That they always do Yeah it's just like You know there's sheets of metal And that you can like wiggle So I remember Kill yourself. So this happened and no one, I think he said to talk about it

because it was really funny. John Cena had his fucking heel turn, right? Yeah, we talked about that. We talked about it. But him pointing out that little kid made my day. It was the meanest thing he's ever done.

He said, you guys have been part of a joke for 15 years. I don't care how any of you idiots think. Even you kid and it is his little kid dressed as him. That's like, oh, John Cena's really cool. He's like, you're a dumb.

And it's like, this is. That's not what he said He was being mean to him though No he said like he was going off on such speech And then the kid's Kevin cuts to the kid And he says I love you And he says something like You are all

A toxic relationship or something Yeah I can't remember what he said exactly Stupid is this kid And even that kid doesn't matter or whatever Which is pretty funny I was like yeah son Yeah I loved him

That would have been legendary I want to be like a parent And have my kid being on it And it's be like hey dude just like, you know, my kid, he'll go with it. Like, you know, but actually hit him. It's like, slap the fuck out of my kid.

Bring my kid up there and throw him off the time. If I was a kid and a wrestler wanted, like, be apart, I would totally let, like, the rock slap me or, like, dude, totally. I would have let HBK kick my son in the face, for sure. He'd switch in music. I'd let him kick my kid in the face. Like, actually, actually land.

You got to land and kick, too. It's a passed out kid in a race. I mean, that's, that's fucking. They just wrestle around him They step on him sometimes But he's out so cold He doesn't feel it He just like shakes

Chris They step on his shin And like it bends like the other way Chris there is this Some old Wrestlers These ladies They're like pioneers

One of them was named May Young And May Young was insane Because she would take The craziest bumps And she was like Fucking like 80 years old Like

What the fuck? An 80 year old wrestler Yeah Like so she's like Yeah She's fucking like ancient and she was taking like these spots that they would do I gotta show you one

that like you can I still to this day because it's like still a little dangerous for like a regular performing to do like they can still get hurt this chick's ancient and she's taking these crazy bumps that like would I think would shatter her it made no sense

Is she one of those monk ones that they spent their whole lives abusing themselves so maybe by the time they on the regular world like a car crash is like ah whatever I think what happens since she was probably born in like the 20s or something or whatever the fuck, that she was already been slapped a bunch, you know,

dinner's cold, all this shit. And then she got a bunch of wrestling. You think she was just hardened? Yeah, something happened to where she just had, I think all of her nerve endings were just burned off. And then she just locks in during the new place. She stood on the coast of Oregon. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script,

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comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's Bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there, listening.

That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. In 1945, and just let the radioactive, kind of wind. Ambient radiation glide over her from Japan. It's happened her. Did that happen really? This is happened. That's why there's like a bunch of like

radioactive like fish that washed up on Oregon and like west of the west coast Oh yeah. That's falling apart. Huh? Just falling apart pretty much. I mean it wasn't like they weren't like the nukes of like modern like They're not going to it's not like fallout You know It's not like Chernobyl or something where it's just radioactivity

Pulsing forever. I love the idea of this because it's starts off with a she's in a neck brace and a wheelchair so this video is called what so this is this is Bubby Ray Dudley Power Bombs May Young off the stage

and this is in Raw 2000 but like she's on it she just took her out of a fucking she's 80 something like that she's 80 years old or like fucking old what the fuck is that that looks like a Tim Robinson fucking sketch

So, like, imagine what? She's so old. It's a wild fucking. That is crazy, actually. She's been put through tables. Dude, they beat the fuck out of it. She's still alive? No, she passed.

No, yeah. She's too old. She passed. The damage caught up to her, but. I would fucking imagine. But yeah, she is, she was nuts, man. She would take so many bumps like that. She'd been crashed through tables multiple times like that.

And, uh, trooper. But like, to me, I don't get it being old But as a kid, of course, you felt indestructible I would have loved to have been decimated by Because it's like the ultimate honor, right? So everybody wants to take a stone cold stunner Like you want to be stunned by the stone cold?

If Tyson was like, hey, what's going on, Derek? I'm a real big fan of you. I enjoy your music. I like your metal covers. No, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. So much.

Would I possibly be able to punch Jojo one time in the jaw as hard as I can? I'll reimburse you, of course, for the top of the bill. I'll be with you. I've been breast for the hospital, but I need one hit. I just really want to punch that white woman in the fucking fucking punch your way. I'd let him punch a little.

Absolutely, but go ahead. Go ahead, please. That's crazy. Just absolutely. So this is modern day, Mike Tyson,

right? No, this is me at my prime when I was a warrior. So this is him in the 80s? Is there late 80s? No, this early 90s me when I was on my fucking tear

when I was been punching. I think he was more in late 80s. He was a little bit more dangerous. I think he had his, he had his all star running in early 90s though. But yeah, you're right. I think you're misremembering.

Wasn't he, wasn't he in his 20s and 91 when he got his first championship, from I'm thinking? It's settling in. Early 90s was actually when he was... Oh, was he arrested early. It was already starting to taper off a little bit.

But I would say he was, he was the most feared in the, in the 80s where he was just literally knocking out everybody in seconds. The point, the point is, it doesn't matter. Strong Mike Tyson. Prime Mike Tyson.

At my peak, at my peak power, what do you let me to knock your wife on content? That's fucking, like, absolutely insane. Like, that's brain damage. What do you mean? I'm not going to be brain everything.

It's going to hit ahead in the jaw real quick if you're fall down. Look, this is, will all of her wake up? Probably not. So here's the thing. This is what I think I would.

So, what if I knock you out there? So here's the thing. What if I want to hit you? See, I don't see. So actually, I think this is actually,

look, I'm going to let you do it, Mike. I'm let you do it for one reason. Because I've seen the future. And I feel like if you knock her out and kill her, you'll go to prison for that instead of for raping a woman. Yeah.

That's possibly a good idea. Yeah. And then I, I can save you from sexual assault And people won't have I mean I know most people don't care It's kind of insane How they just completely wash over it

But that's the very tricky Isn't that the same thing with What's his face? The guy who helicoptered himself into a mountain Oh Kobe Oh yeah Yeah Kobe was alive

So I don't Um He was fond of his movie Actually no no drug He went He went to sleep with a woman Who agreed to sleep with him And then afterwards

He was cheating on his wife Did you see this fucking Dean Withers shit? Do you not see You know that there's a certain The whole Kobe situation I don't, I didn't know, well, I know the situation. I didn't know that there was any proof that she definitively lied. I thought it was, I thought it was directly to be wrong.

They settled out of court. They settled, but like, to me, it was pretty. Settlements don't really mean much to me. It doesn't, yeah. To me, it's pretty fucking obvious that she, that chick was trying to get a fucking payday. And he was just fucking. A woman, yeah, that's all I was. They're NBA players.

They're fucking women left and right. And one of them was smart enough to get a bag. Yeah. I mean, it's just like, it's just like, oh, we just, because. usually in situations like that, then a bunch of women come forward that are like, yeah, this guy raped up all of us.

Sure, sure, sure, yeah. This was just this one girl that I feel like was smart enough to be like, I want a massive bag. I mean, you might not have been a serial rapist. You know what I mean? Maybe not so,

but if you're, it's kind of weird to be, oh, every girl pretty much I come in contact wants to fuck me and I'm just going to happen to rape this one girl. It's a little weird.

It's usually how rapists operate. I think, unless I don't know, you know something that I don't know. I don't know. He's dead. So for me, I just don't give a shit about defending a person who could be a racist.

To me it's not even defending. I'm just thinking of it logically where I'm like, you're an NBA star, a very good-looking guy with all this money and all these groupies around to fuck the shit out of you all the time. And then it's like, I'm going to rape this one. It just sounds stupid. Sure, yeah. Versus like, you know, like a motley... Well, rapists aren't particularly smart.

But they're usually not just like, I'm going to rape this one time and then that's it. That's usually... You know, I think God was like he's a rapist? Let me crash him in an helicopter? I mean, there's a lot of them that are... Why are so... Our president, what is going on with our president? He's literally an adjudicated rapist.

One day, well, he hasn't gotten in a helicopter yet. Bying a jury or like, yeah, this dude raped Eugene Carroll. The jury, the jury, unanimous decision. He's the fucking president. It was the fact that... So God is doing a bad job. What killed me was like the... But why would a rich...

Wait, hold on. Why would a rich person rape somebody if he's got all these groupies going around and willing to... Donald Trump is disgusting human beings. Yeah, but people like... to fuck people who are rich. People like to fuck people. There's a difference. People like to siphon money off of people who are rich.

People want to fuck great-looking athletes that are extremely charismatic. There's a bit of a difference. It's like people aren't lining up to fuck Hugh Hefner because he looked great. He has a shitload of money, so I'm going to siphon his money off. Yeah. Or it's just a story, yeah. I want to marry him. Maybe.

I can see that. Yeah, I guess. I just think he was so ancient. It's probably kind of disgusting fucking a really ancient man. And it's not like, it's like I imagine like Laura Lumer clearly was blowing Trump probably threw up afterwards. But she was, she had a little bit of a conference. No, Laura Luma is as disgusting. She, well, she just looks more like a purge.

I think she's like a normal person before. She looks like a purge mask. She does now. That's fucking great. But I imagine she looked at no. I don't know. I have no reference. She's like a swollen purge mask that's allergic to purge masks.

She put the purge mask on And her faces It's getting swollen. That's Swelling through the Nixon mask. That is a fantastic Description, sir. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But look at, look at it, man. Obviously, we don't know the profiles. So there we got here. So thank you, Derek, for allowing me hit the Jojo. Oh, right, that's how we got here. Fucking bike Tyson trying to hit your wife.

So, thank you. So don't move muscle. Don't move muscle. Don't move muscle. So I'm going to bring her in the room. Just, you see.

You guys never have a 4-5, right? You see like a spark in his fist. You guys played 5, right, Resident Evil 5? No. You guys played mercenaries, you guys played Mercanties, Radio 5, right? Well, yeah, but what's up? You know when Crystal Cox is back for the Haymaker,

he looks at the screen? It's not just mercenaries. That's just a move that he does. Well, yeah, but I only really get it. In mercenaries a certain kind of shot you have to land to do it. I never really got it in game. Really? I only really sought in mercenaries.

Oh. Where he, like, Cox, all the way back. He's really bad at Resident Evil 5. He plays with a DDR pad. I'm great at That's crazy I don't know why I'm good at those games He plays with the DDR pad

It's like the joystick And then a guitar hero controller And I beat the game every time And I beat the game every single time Well it took you 10 years To be that one time But he beat it But you can you do it

In 10 years yeah I disagree For sure What you mean Start up right now I used to play I spend the rest of years I was doing it

I used to play guitar Here on the controller Because they didn't have a guitar Yeah I didn't I didn't I didn't A funny thing I didn't come with a guitar

Oh No well it was At first it did. It totally does. At first, it did. Because then everybody had controllers, yeah. On PS2, I had it. But then there was the demo for Guitar Hero 3 on PS on Xbox 360 that you could just download, but I didn't have a 360 guitar.

Ah. So like, I just, I downloaded it. And I was like, I wonder if I'll be able to play this and you could. I think it was like the bumpers and then A. So like it was like, you know, down to Fred, it would be like, Ch, A. And it was weird, but it was like, it was kind of fun. Yeah. I can see how it still be fun, yeah.

It just becomes like a stand. Rhythm game, but, uh, interesting. But yeah, did you guys see the, this Dean Withers stuff? No, what the hell will happen? I'll only mention it briefly because it's, I don't really know that much about it. I just know, like, the surface level information. Is it, you know, no, no, no. So, like, Dean Wethers is this, like, this, this twink looking leftist guy.

He's, he's on a lot of podcasts. Yeah, he does a lot of debates. Yeah, he's a bit of a debate, bro. He's a, he's a debate twink. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, but so I guess he was, like, friends with, like, Harry Sisson or, like, Like, these other people, I don't know. These other similar types of people.

They're like adjacent. They're in the same thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it came out that they're, those other guys are just kind of fuck boys, I guess. So? Exactly. No, but then he goes like, I need to make it clear. I'm not friends with these people.

So he distanced himself from these people just because, A, just because they were just like flirting with a bunch of people. Like not even like anything, like nothing of any content. I'm not even fucking exaggerating. What's happening? What's happening? I don't know. It's just the lady, I hate these people, man. I guess, I guess being a, I guess being a liberal person, a very liberal leftist person, kind of makes you not be aligned with someone that's sort of a womanized. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's only for, only women can be, uh, that way.

What the fuck is this shit? That's not the art. It's so stupid. It is, though, because they would never cut out. They would never do that to some female contact grader who was like, yeah, I'm texting. I'm sexting multiple. Under no fucking circumstance, would that be like a moral line for you to draw at all? I thought we were done with that. Right? That's what I. thought I was like, oh, you're such a disappointment. You know what? Oh, man.

I remember this. So lame. There was something that resurfaced and I buried it. Corey Kinchin. I, this is so, I've been hearing that name a lot lately. This is so stupid.

He's like a, he's like a huge YouTuber. Huge. Tens of millions of, who is? I've never heard of this guy. Cory Kenton. I'm an anime black dude. He's one of,

he's of your era of starting YouTube. He's like that era back. No, I started in 2000. Oh, Chris, he's that. Well, let's just say, let's just say he's another one that anime. 2008. He's anime black dude. You know, there's like a, that's like a genre.

There's one guy that crashed out hard, um, Heavenly Controller. Oh, God. He crashed out hard. He crashed out. What happened? Well, he does, it's a whole fucking detail. Long story short.

Yeah, yeah. He's like, he's, he's an extreme like narcissist, which I, I didn't, because I started watching him years ago. He seems cool. But he was another anime, Negrow. And, um, and, wait, don't. Don't. Don't, don't do the dumb.

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It's just a Benerme for sure. Literally knows every episode of that's for no reason. And Amigros and Bina Migos. Wait, wait, what'd you call it Bina Maze? Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the script. The podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know

you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomach ache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just have a stomachache every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things. are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with.

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I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. I don't know what we say Whatever And the beans

So whatever Heavenly Control got to some weird shit Who were a flashbag again He crashed he's stuck He's blinking a lot Let him go We'll shut up for like a while Heavenly Negro

Controller Heavenly Heavenly Neutral It's like a scene in scanners Yeah Yeah yeah What were you gonna say No no so

It wasn't about Heavenly Controller I was just saying that he crashed out But I was talking about Corey Kinchin Sure he all he all cori did it was it was like live streamed or something he was just getting his hair did

that's it and then the fucking um the the stylist as she was walking away for two seconds he caught a glance of her ass and people were trying to fuck with them because of that wait what do you like on it was he streaming it was like a video whatever oh come look that's literally that's it that's all that happened can i say something he caught a glimpse if if there's an in the vicinity. I'm going to look at it. Of course you are. Like it doesn't mean anything.

Respectfully, which he absolutely did. He gave a little as quick glance. That actually is like they wear tight jeans for a fucking reason. Look, look, I'm not going to go into the, she dressed like that so she wants it type shit. Well, that's, look, but you want to, so what did they, what is they, what is? Seriously. Whatever, whatever they dress like it for. Let's be, honest. Whatever they dress like it for, whatever it is. He took a glance that is not in. It's Game politicians. I don't even want to... Don't even fucking... Don't even fucking... People dress away they want because they want something from it. I wear this because it's stupid or something. That's what I was going to wear a music video. I wore a nice shirt because it's stupid. You wear a band shirt

because you want to attract other people that are in a band stuff and compliment you. If you want to wear your tits out is because you want people to see your dits and they like your tits. It's for a fucking reason. And to pretend like it's not is retarded. I... I don't even disagree with that, right? But like why even pretend to act like it's fucking problematic to say that? I don't think it's problematic. I just think the fact that people use that same argument that you're using right now to validate people doing fuck shit. That's the thing. That is true.

That is the thing. They try to, but it's not. Derek. You have to push back and be like, no, you're just a fucking freak. Derek, I agree. So don't fucking normalize that shit. I'm not, I'm not normalizing it. You're doing it right now.

What I'm doing right now is I'm like, look, aside from whatever she wanted to do, because I agree with you on that. Like, besides what you want to do it for and I'm like, oh. People where you're playing into, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, giving the okay hand symbol to the white supremacist as kin to what you're doing where it's like no fuck you that's not what this is about shut up we know what this means and you're like whoa whatever that means like no no no no no no we know what this means fuck you i agree people that fucking do horrible things to women and try to use the excuse while you're asking for it is not akin to a woman wanting to dress cancelain to look good i agree you are right then but i'm not but i'm not but my argument doesn't

come from that. I agree with your saying. Bargians is coming from something. Are you saying that like it's, it's also possible that people dress that way because they just simply like the way it exactly. Yeah. And it's irrespective of any other person. The question is, the question is why do they like the way? Like, why? So it makes them feel whatever they want to, right? And that's fine. And it makes them feel what? And they enjoy, they enjoy the way it makes their body feel the way they present themselves. And that is fine. I agree with you. That's what I'm saying. I agree with your words. I agree with your words, right? I just don't, I don't think there's anything complicated of saying, you know, women like to dress sexy because it makes them feel sexy. And, and like, but it doesn't,

it does not correlate to being, she asked for it. Or I'm like, what are we doing that? But that is that absolutely avenue for it to transpire. Yeah, but it's, it's so it's an avenue in the same way that like, no, I agree. And I know those avenues are fucking stupid. Well, so what we do is like, instead of validating it, I push back and be like, no, you're a fucking pervert, dude. You're not going to use, I'm not going to allow somebody to use that type of language to make an excuse to be perverse or to try to do something negative to a woman. I'm still not validating it, but that's not what I'm talking about, right? I know you don't think you are. But I'm, I know you do not think you are, but the fact that you even push back at all is validating

that. I'm literally agreeing with you though. My words are me agreeing with you saying you're right. No, that's fine. You are right, but that's not what I was talking about. You are right. That is true. Okay, help me understand. I guess maybe I'm confused. That's true. I agree that you're right that clearly people people are fine it's fine people dress like let's say like somebody that what you call a woman that works out a lot right she works she works out a lot she wears things that reveal parts of her body she doesn't because she wants to

she feels good we're dressing like that and it may be to attract people as well that's that's in it all of that all of those various of things are fine and entirely that yeah but I was not talking about that aspect is the idea of she wore that she has a nice ass he looked that's it he looked respectfully and then he went on what he was doing

so was that I don't understand what happens still with this thing. He looked out of girl's ass and people freaked the fuck about it. So it was the thing of, um, it's the, this is the thing that upsets me so much. It's sex negative people. It's the,

it's the ones that where they're so hyper, like say feminist that they're sex negative and they're like, like it loops around. Yeah. I think that's so real by the way. It's, that fucking like, people used to like make fun of like the horseshoe theory thing.

Yeah, yeah. It's so real, man. I don't know how someone can make fun of that. It happens. It used to be a thing that people were like, oh, there's such a simplicity way. viewing it, it's like, it's not really. Like, people can

simplify it to a point where it's dumb. But like people do kind of like go all the way to the other end to the point where they just like kind of pop out onto the other side again. It's like the idea is like someone. It's not exactly like the same ideology. Someone being so racist that they protect black people to be racist than them. Well, that's insane.

There's a certain. That's insane. Remember that's the idea of it. Exactly. He's bigotry as they as they call it. Yeah. That's another example. Or like benevolent racism. I'm so sorry for you. Here's money. Like that It's kind of shit like that where it's like, hey, bro, like, I'm fine. I don't need, you know. Thanks.

At this point, I would take any money. My young self is too proud to be like, I don't need your money. Fuck you. I'd be like, thanks, you stupid. Did they really make a big deal out of that? Did he get canceled? It was, it wasn't going to work. It wasn't going to work.

Of course. People tried was the point that like it was even a thing. So much so that like a handful of people talked about it on Twitter and then I saw this one YouTuber make a thing about it deleted. And I was like, oh, that's weird that anyone even made a, because a normal person, right, wouldn't have even caught it. Right. I would have, I honestly wouldn't even caught his eyes. And even if I did, I would have to be like, oh, she must have a nice ass.

I'm like that. I'm just like, it was such a, it was such a. That was crazy. But it's like, look, she probably, look it. She'd probably wearing something that makes her ass look good. She'd probably proud of it. And he's like, oh, damn. And then it's over.

It's literally. There was a really classic one where it was a guy who was like a smash commentator. And a girl walks by and he looks at her ass and he like gets befuddled by it. And it's in the middle of a live stream. It's like. And then the other guy and another on another streamer is like, we're going to end in here. Guys, have a good night. Because he literally gets froze by it.

I mean, that's different. That's kind of crazy. That's different. That's what to like go full. If you got stun locked? The birds flying on your head. To go full cartoon wolf That's different

That's different Going full cartoon, you should probably be exported That's crazy. That's what I'm saying Right? Like that's crazy level like But like I don't know I don't even think I don't think people are really Even not offended by that really happening

Like if people are like checking them out like at a glance Like no there's a handful of people I have never once been checked out at a glance And been offended by it ever In my life Oh cool You're not paying attention probably likely either really Look at though

Yeah I've noticed it's like when I was younger Like more fit Yeah There is something really upsetting to me And I feel like there's this weird balance Like I know somebody That is very

I don't She's very liberal with her sexuality However Doesn't like some of the attention that she gets And I'm gonna be honest like It's frustrating for me to see it from the outside Looking in where I think I'm like

Because it's it's not even like the It's not obviously the extreme perverse people you're always going to dislike them but this is the people even paying compliments sometimes it's like a rolling eyes like she'll kind of say something like oh you're not

you're not paying attention to the art of it you're just you're just uggling me and I'm like what's wrong with that though your cheeks are out they look great like why is it why does somebody have to appreciate the entire ensemble instead of just being like I like those butt cheeks there are people out there that don't even appreciate

hereditary I'm fucking I let's just give the questions man I'm done I'm over it man I'm sorry God damn

that was good yeah I don't know do you want to yeah let's get some questions yeah let's keep this let's do let's keep this short yeah yeah we'll try

like two and a half I think it's like fair right yeah we can do two I don't think we can we can if we can Can't have you start. Hurry up. All right. Let's go over to our questions.

Remember, you can leave a... Shut the fuck up. You can leave... I didn't say anything. I just felt it. That was maybe mixing soup. No, it wasn't. What are you from?

Why are you miming yourself mixing soup? Where are you from New Delhi? What is this? Is it your hand? I knew you were going to take to make you fucking racist. You said you're making soup, you piece of shit. Who makes soup with their hands? It was the smell of the soup.

I'm whiffing the aroma of the soups of me. No, you were doing this. hurry it up. No, I was like, yeah, I was like sloshing this and then you're like Stop! Remember, so listen, we're going to get into questions. You can go over to, you can go over to Patreon.com slash the snark tank.

The $5 tier, right? His questions? Yes, yes. Yeah, yeah, five dollars. The camera died. No, just kidding. I was going to be like, yes. Later! As I dig into the floor and tunnel my way out. Like fucking bugs bunting. Like a fucking street start?

Oh yeah, Buzz Bunny, he does that, right. Wait, did the Street Sharks? Yeah. The Street Sharks do bonged. Billions of dollars of damage of street. Dude, I'm not kidding. I rewatch that show when it got on Netflix in like 2011 or something. And I'm talking about on the first episode, tens of millions of dollars worth of damage to the streets.

I'm like, this is crazy. They're just letting them do this. They're fucking terrorists. You're letting them. You're not letting them do that. You're not stopping them. What do you mean? Fair.

It is ridiculous how much damage is in like any kind of superhero media is. ridiculous. Like, it's like, no one, no place would be able to withstand the amount of damage that any of these, any of these show, even just something as simple as like Spider-Man, the animated series, which is, like, not very much destruction at all. Yeah. But, like, just cars. There's so many people's cars.

It's so many cars and lampposts and just, like, like, occasionally a building explodes. Or, like, it's ridiculous. Adds up, man. Imagine your car. Your car, you've just paid off. You're like, all right, cool. I just paid off my car. Took a lot out of me, but I'm good.

I could probably afford dinner tonight. maybe, you know, I'm living in New York, so it costs way too much clearly. And then this stupid-ass twink white boy from fucking Queen just like, hey, can I borrow that? And you're like, no, no. And then he misses. I like that. Then he misses. Throwing cars really is so.

Then the guy gets out the way. There's no hero that should throw a car who isn't the Hulk. You know what I mean? True. I mean, I understand why it looks silly after the people being able to do it. No, I just mean like it's not a huge. thing to do. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with

pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like, I get a stomach egg every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just, I have a stomach egg every day.

Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affect

so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeart Radio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say.

And she replies with a low... Listen. So we sat there listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. To throw a car at anybody. Pretty mean. Yeah.

I remember in Webishadows. Because you're just putting the owner of that car. I was just, I would throw them straight up. You're trying. I did the same thing, but you're trapped. Wait, in what? In what? Web of Shadows.

You throw them directly. While you have the blacks so you can pick up car. So I would just throw them directly up. You would just buy the camera all the way up. Go straight up. That is so crazy. War My Shadow's so awesome. It was so fun.

So many good games from that era that are just like missing now. Did you go with Black Cat or or Major? Are you kidding? Yeah, I know. I know. I know.

I just want to confirm. I went with Black Cat so immediately. I just want to confirm you're not insane. Yeah. I'm MJ by mistake. How'd you do that? Because I was like, oh,

you might be able to get Black Cat later on. This is canon. The way that I thought about it is like every other Spider-Man game that I've ever played. you're the good guy. So like in the game that you get to be the bad guy, yeah,

I'm gonna be the bad. I'm gonna, yeah, of course, I'm gonna lead to that. Yeah. Because when are they gonna do this again? Newsflash, never.

I don't have the, they never did it again. I don't have the bad guy mentality. I was like, I want to do nefarious stuff and then it comes to the moment. I agree with you. I agree with you in the,

in the realm of like RPGs, right? Like if I, if I'm playing like Mass Effect or fall out, well, fall out a little bit less. But like, you know, any,

RPGs generally, I'm going to kind of lean towards being the good guy because this is like, chances are like this is a different world that only exists every so often. Like when was the last fall game that came out? 2015. Something like that. You know Spider-Man, there's all, the Spider-Man game's so often where you're the hero.

No, I get it. And it's just like, why would I do that again? Modern RPGs in general, being a bad guy is kind of like, it's good to be a bad guy. It's fun. It's fun as shit. I don't like it. I feel, I feel too worried about Like how people are going to react to me. Like in BG3 being a bad guy. It's better actually being a bad guy. It's fun being a bad guy, but I just have a hard time to it.

Even with AC Shadows, I just, there's some stupid little fat kid. He's like, can I stay with you? And I'm like, I was like, I fuck no. I hate this guy. But then I'm like, damn. It's literally that. I was like, fuck. What is wrong with me?

Why am I like, it's a video game. It's not real. But I still can't tell him to fuck off. Yeah. You know it's crazy. Lily has no problem doing evil stuff in video. I believe that's so. So hard.

Zinnor, man. Dude, when she plays Grunta F Otto, anyone can get it. It's like, it's like indiscriminate hate. Like those people don't, I don't feel bad for them. It's like whatever.

They feel so mindless. What makes it fucked up is that it's anyone. There's no rhyme. There's no reason. I'm trying to think of. People on the street. I'm trying to think of somebody. Drives by, stops,

quietly gets out of a car and assaults person. That's what that game is. Yeah, because I don't do it. Even people that I've collabed with, I remember for a while, I got stuck at a mission because I just wouldn't stop. This was in GTA 3. There's this dude that you're collaborating with named 8Ball. And I would, before a mission, when the mission was started, I wouldn't stop assassinating them in different angles. It was just so funny.

Like, it was just like one of my friends. And like, you would just like get the mission started. I think it was like on a rooftop or something. He starts walking. You just shoot. You put the code to where his head pops. Because, you know, first when you shoot him would just be blood. But you put the code and so their head blows up.

So we're just like, you know, letting the mission play and then you just kill back. It's so funny. Like, I don't feel anything for the GTA people. I don't do that anymore. I feel like I'm just, I don't need to be an agent of chaos for no reason. I like it being targeted. I like when I do my terrorism, it's like really pinpoint. Yeah, all right.

So questions, $5 to here. Go over to Patreon. I ask questions. We're going to move on to some questions now from our viewers over at over on the Patreon. All right? Is that cool with you? Is that good with you? No.

What is that even? What is that? It's, I had these, I've had them for so long. Oh, they, they, they expire in June. Of like six years ago? Yeah. Dude, I was in Vegas and I had a moldy, like, Mick got me, uh, you're like, oh, let's share a sandwich.

It was like one of those pre-wrapped ones, you know? Those gay sandwiches they shared. It was like a $14 sandwich. Jesus Christ. And I was going to get chips because I didn't trust the sandwich. And Mick was like, no, don't get chips. Chips are expensive. I'll share the sandwich with me.

I was like, all right. Fine. I mean, a sandwich is better than chips probably. Yeah. And he hands me it and it's like got mold in the bread. And I'm like, I'm not eating this. Was he eating it? He ate the other half. He was fine, though.

Did it have molded and he was like, I don't care. I think you might not have noticed. I noticed because I don't think I had. Why didn't you say anything to your friend that's about to eat a moldy sandwich? Do you think I was first? What are you saying? What are you talking about? Wait, give us.

Did you eat it after he ate it? Give us the timeline. He ate his and they gave me the other hand. Oh, okay. I thought you guys are going to shed the same moment. Yeah, I thought like you guys broke bread and then and then you saw mold and you're just like. No, I was like, uh, no, I was like, uh, there's mold on this. And he was like, what?

And then I just took like the meat and ate like some of the meat because I was like I needed fucking something. Something. Yeah. Because I just didn't pay $10 for that piece. That's crazy for like, and it was in like a cold part, right? Yeah, I think so. How long does it have to do? Because like I, uh, a lot of people think it's weird.

But for me to make my bread last like a significant amount of time I keep it in the in the fridge I freeze it. Yeah, I keep it and like people are like, oh, you do that? And I'm like, I do that with if why why wouldn't you? Like say even like say something people people do things like even they'll keep their cereal in a container to keep a fresher. I'm like, bitch, keep in the fucking, keep in the fridge. It's going to last significantly long. Does that work? I never thought about that. Absolutely. Ever put cereal in the fridge. Dude, it's just like think of it as literally. I'm like, why? Why do you put, the only reason you normally put meat, meat and milk in there, because it's spoiled so quickly. But it's like other things last a little bit longer, but I'm like, things will last even longer in the fridge. So why wouldn't you? I don't know. I never thought.

I guess I just kind of assumed that like it's, it's, it's different rules. It's just the thing that people just, I figured it would still get stale in the fridge. No, it just, it's like anything else. Like, it's, the exposure to elements makes things go stale and rock quick. So you slow it down the process by chilling. and then it's fresher, it's way longer. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I do the same thing with bread.

Like, I bought bread before I left and I was like, I'm going to Vegas for like three days probably. Yeah. I'm going to put this shit in the fridge or the freezer. You put it in the fridge. You can put like, if you buy multiple loads that we did when we were kids, like when we were kids, we would put the loads in the freezer, but then we put some of them in the fridge and I could keep bread for like a, you know, it would go fast since we're a

big ass family. There was a bunch of us living that house. But since it's her and I, she's Jojo and I, like, we just, my bread lasts for so much longer. And it's not, I bet. You fucking toasted. It's still the consistent is great. You guys like, like always use it.

We eat sourdough bread every morning pretty much. That's not the best thing to eat every morning. It's like it's low, it's low in sugar. That's why we usually have it. It's not really about sugar though. It's like, well, it's like it's what we have it with. It's cobs, man. A lot of cobs.

A lot of people eat toasts in the morning. So whatever, it gives a shit. Yeah. So, yeah. It kills me. Come the DNA of the soul, rodent. It says, yo, Derek, have you been keeping up with the low-cow stuff? Andy Worski was collabbing with Darkside Phil until recently.

Do you know DSP? I do know. I know DSP, the lore a lot, actually. Of course you do. We've never talked about it. Because he's like in the fighting game industry, right? Yeah, he was like a fighting game guy. Industries of it.

Industry is stupid to say. He was a, he was an evil guy. He was an early evil guy. And he was bad. And he was only good one time when they had a version of Street Fighter 2 on SNES that people weren't used to and then Darksidefield did actually pretty well that one time. That's crazy.

Yeah, and then other than that he's always been bad he would always, he started he has so much footage uploaded online of him just playing games the worst and it wasn't captured at first. It wasn't a capture card. It was just pointing his camera at the fucking TV. He did that for a while too. I did that in like 2007

when I had no concept of how to do that shit. Right. But like he was doing it like like 2013. Well until like finally it's because he was just too lazy to figure out how it all works and stuff. And so he finally, and he's addicted to like, uh, WWE champions, a gotcha game. He's a fucking idiot. And everybody knows that he got caught jacking off on the webcam. That's a classic.

That's a classic. So, um, but yeah, so. Well aware of DSP. So he's like, Andy Worski was colliving with Darkside film until recently. Now Ethan Ralph and DSP are going to do a show commentating on wrestling. So I'm, I'm aware of this because anytime, anytime, anytime. Why is he? Yeah, you're heading your hands.

What's wrong? Because it sounds awful. You're not excited about this? I just got back into wrestling. And I just, knowing that there and now is like, I should probably take a break again. Yeah, you're going to watch their content.

Oh, nah. You're going to be like a tier one subscriber. Yeah, you are. You're absolutely. You're going to be gifting them like 100 subs and shit. Nah, not yet. Not yet. That's how good the content is.

And I might fucking step on the band. What a fucking, what a duo, man. Right. I only pay attention when, when Ethan Ralph is involved. because I know Andy Worski and his co-host, PPP, they have a stream called the Kino Casino. That's the only reason I'm aware of like the Ethan Rouse stuff.

Whatever happened to Chris? I don't know because I only had his contact in my old Twitter. Oh, right. And the funny thing is I wanted to hit him up because he once, since he was from Canada, when before they came to VidCon in 2017, he asked me to buy him some hot sauce from Texas. And it was really fucking good. and I wanted to ask him what it was because I can't remember.

He said, hey, man, could you pick me up this box and I'll send you the money? And then, like, he came and picked it up when he came to L.A. And I really wanted to try that hot sauce again. So I wanted to contact him. But I only had his, it was Twitter, yeah, Twitter. It's gone. So I think he's gone too. He's gone because obviously when Worski started doing the, what's it with John Francois,

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A podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeart Radio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low...

Listen. So we sat there. listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's. It's your happy place. You're like,

Worski just, you know, being a complete Klaus Chaser, because that's where all the money was. All the racists were just giving them all this money. There was a Richard Spencer versus Sargonne of Akad. I do remember that, yeah. So much money was just streamed. Like,

they were donating so much money, the most racist fucking super chats and stuff. And so he was making good money, but he lost his mind, obviously partnering with them. So Chris, obviously balanced. He's like, I'm an Asian guy.

I'm out of here. Yeah, I just wonder. Sometimes I just wonder. Like, I wonder what happened to those people. I do. There's sometimes every once in a while I do wonder about certain people. I did find a couple of relics. I was looking for something specifically.

I was scrolling through my Instagram. And then I saw people in the comments of one of my, one of my posts of people that I forgot that existed, like YouTubers and people from way back in that, in that, uh, Commentary shit. Sure. What did we call it? I don't remember. Skeptic community?

The skeptic community? I was like, holy fuck, what the hell? What are all these people up to you? A lot of them, they're just gone. They just didn't. They're doing normal shit, graduating, you know, being normal people. And I was like, oh, good. I'm glad.

Yeah, yeah. I'm glad you're not fucking crazy. But so Ethan Ralph's back. He's immediately out of rehab broke his sobriety. Good. I guess he left a voicemail to some girl that I have no idea. the fuck this person is, but left a voicemail to hunger to kill herself and he's sloshed and stuff.

And I was like, yes, he's back. The boy's back. So now he's, what a freak. Dealing with, there's people in that realm that I don't know where these people are. Like there was, they, so I watched a video and them talking about Ethan Ralph and Darkside Field and there's a guy named Mersh. Yeah, there's always some guy like, this is donkey toes and this is fucking clerm. And this is, you know, there's always like some random dude.

Yeah. Who like has a history somehow. And they're like, I was like, who is? And then these people all live stream and they make like, they'll stream for like all day and they'll make like 30 bucks. Oh my God. It's wubs. It's fucking. And I'm like, imagine you could have went to work and made probably a couple hundred dollars.

And then instead he made $30 streaming. And I'm like, you think, listen, what? Work is beneath Clerm. Okay. Clerm is above work. Your silly fucking nine to five. Yeah. Clerm says, fuck you.

It's so wild. I'm going to kill you in your sleep. But yeah, Ethan's back. It's like all the names I think about it. It's so funny. The stupidest things they come up with. Tonka saw. Oh, I forgot about Tonka saw.

Like, what the fuck is that? That was a moment where that's where when, when. I barely remember that. I just remember it was so funny. Andy Worski was supposed to have an M.M.A. fight with Tonka saw. Oh, yeah, yeah. That was when Andy Worski and Ethan Roth were still friends. and Tonka saw pulled out because he wouldn't do a blood test.

Like he just wouldn't do it. Like he tried to give them like fake blood or something. Like somebody else's blood probably is like somebody. He probably got like Halloween blood. So he pulled out and then so Warsky won by default and he still got on the mic and shit. Yeah. And like it was because like that guy, Tonka San was talking all this shit. Like he was.

Yeah. That was a moment in history. You know what that cemented in my mind? What would he was that like you cannot as an anonymous person. beef with a person who is not anonymous. Right. You can't do it. 100%.

You just automatically look pathetic. 100%. You know? I've said that on the show before, but I just, I really, like, that was one of those moments where it's like, oh, it's so clear why this is skewing a certain way. Right. You know? It was that, I actually missed that bullshit.

That was a, there was a time where. Oh, yeah, it was so stupid. Yeah. And the weird thing is that was the time where Ethan Ralph was still on top with like, in the streaming world, in the streaming in their world, whatever they call, what do you call it, the blood sports? Yeah. He was on top in like a subterranean. He was a subterranean king.

He was literally a moment. He was like a mole king or a prince because he was still. The mole prince. Like a rat king of moles. He was like there was like a it was all the subterranean. You're absolutely right about it. Yeah, yeah. But like he had prominence within that community and now he's like a complete laughing

stock. Yeah. And makes like no money. I don't know why he's so. And he's banished to Mexico or something. Right. Banished. Banished.

Because I think like he's like all this child support and all this crazy. It's such a wild stuff. But anyway, I can't understand how you watch that shit, dude. It's people watch locales all the time. I like hearing about it. I can't even hear about that. For me, it's like, this is garbage. It is.

It's reality television. High tier. It is, Ethan Ralph, to me, is the best locale that has been undiscovered to like the mainstream. Because there's like a, uh, Turkey Tom makes these videos just, it's all, it's like video essays almost of I should say many documentaries, right, of locales. That's his channel. Yeah.

Hasn't made one about Ethan Roth for some reason, but he's made one so Jojo watches these foody fat chicks that are insane and one of them converted to Islam and crazy drama, but they're like Turkey Tom has made videos on them. They're mainstream locales. They're like, Normies know about them. And I'm like...

Yeah, your grandmother knows about him. Probably. My grandma doesn't know my naming is. Well, yeah, fair No shit, dude But she, no, she remembers Has she ever called you Sweeney? She's never, Why would she ever call me Sweeney?

I'm just asking. There are no clue about me. There are no bad questions. Yes, there are. Oh. Why? Because you say them. My Sweenie.

That was a bad question. I really wish you wouldn't hate the gays. That fucking bo-be- I taught you better than this. I thought you better. I fucking see her again and she's like, she's lucid for a moment. And she's like,

why eat the gay so much? I'm just like, grandma. What if you go home, Grandma, just go back. What if you go to visit your... Just go, grandma. What if you go to visit your grandmother and it's a wolf? Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget

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be time to give them a medication for a fever. Hear the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I opened my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say.

And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. In her clothes. A werewolf or just a regular wolf? No, just a normal. A regular place.

Wolf is just damn near a coyote Tiny wolf Just like a wild dog Basically And so would it be In just In her clothes In her claying in there

I would ask her the question once Are you good So grandma did you turn into a coyote Or my have the badger thing brains in It doesn't say anything Because it can't I was get a big chair And I'd start hitting away

Oh my man I would probably leave I think I would I think I wouldn't question it I would leave Yeah I could kill a coyote with a chair easily. Sure.

Do you want to, though? Probably, yeah. My grandma's gone. I'm already upset. It's really upsetting that they're cute, actually. Why is it upsetting that they're cute? I don't know, because there's such pests, clearly. I've never been fucked with coyotes, so I don't have a disdainting.

I agree with that. I just understand that they are a pest. Every little mammal's cute. That's how it is. Pretty much. Well, not people. Little humans, that's a good point. I think most humans are cute with our sons.

some really cute human. Conferred to like fur babies. Yeah. Like babies when I see him like. Yeah. Like a kitten? That thing looks. There are some babies that are really cute.

I think my nephew's very cute. You know, like, I think he's a rare exception though. What happened? I think my nephew's very cute. How old is he? Well,

I think once they get like six months. Yeah. That's almost enough time for me when they start getting out of, yeah. Like infants are ugly, duh. Exactly. Yeah.

But infant, everything is ugly though. I don't know. I don't agree with that. A little little baby puppy and stuff. You clean it up and it's a so. They're not really cute. They're shaking.

They're shaking, but they're all so... I think they're adorable. I said once you clean them up, you're like, oh, look at this little fucking thing. It's like... And you start juggling and shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then, like, one of them falls, but you're like, oh, whatever. There's so many more.

Yeah, so many more. Yeah, even the, the mom's like... Like six-week-old puppies, but adorable. I've ate more. That's so crazy. Like, six weeks, when you get six weeks, when you could actually have them as puppies, so you can actually take them home or even their mom, then they're cute. Like, oh, this is adorable.

That's great. It's my grandma. It's me. It's grandma. Oh! Well, I just like, I feel better than ever. Don't. A sorcerer turned me into a dog.

But yeah, guys, the DSP lore is dope. It's great. It's fun. It's fun. It's fun. This is how you don't play videos are my favorite. Like, if you go to this is how you don't play middle gear solid, specifically be those ones. I like, uh, I don't remember, I can't remember if it was two or three.

Shit is, too is a good one. Two is a good one. Two's a good one. Because he, he doesn't have everything up. He doesn't know the concept of stealth. He has no concept of stealth. He doesn't read anything on the screen. He doesn't know how to play it. Crazy. It's like, yo, what the fuck? I'm seeing him go. Because I thought I was a bad gamer for a while. And then I'm like, oh, I guess that wasn't really exposed to enough of them to get really like, it's decent. Yeah. He's terrible. I stole that format. Like, because I, I love the format of it so much of like the, of like the

like just bad gameplay with like comments. Yeah, it's like over it because there's something about it that it really is like it's, it's Loki a genius format. And I sold it like early, a long time ago on this channel. It used to be just like a place I used to just throw bullshit on. And there's like a couple of gameplay videos that are just that like be streaming.

And just like I take like an hour and I like edit it down to like 10 minutes or something. And I just have like insults from the chat about how I'm fucked up and or like how I'm doing things wrong. played over it and it's such a good for I wish I could do that more but like capture cards are fucking annoying but yeah

they're like really tedious to set it especially if like you want to be comfortable with it I feel like the graphics cards are strong enough to just capture it through OBS no I mean it's more about like yeah I mean I guess

that's that's that is true I could do it I just think I play more on console now so like that's kind of thing okay got you we're like I'm trying to figure out like can I can I figure out of yeah I'm not sure

I'll play on PC not really yeah 5 is clicking dust in the liver I've I've literally never. I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, zero. I mean, we were just talking about, holy shit, they're probably gonna have new consoles in like three years.

And, and I'm like, so I'm just waiting because I, I, I've, it was weird that I have no fomo for either console right now. I was like, that's weird for me. The thing that is, is curious to me is that there's rumors and it actually leaked and it actually got taken down at Microsoft. So it's like there's some legitimacy to it. Uh-huh. Where I think the plans are for the next Xbox.

to have like steam integrated onto it, which is fucking crazy. Like if that's true, like, oh, dude, are you kidding? Steambox? That's so convenient. I mean, that's... That's actually, like, the only good reason that you would have to even buy an Xbox at that point

because then you get everything. That's... That's very nice, because then it's like, okay, I don't feel like being on my PC. I'm gonna, yeah, I'm gonna fucking sit on my couch. Yeah. That's... That's enticing to me.

That's smart. That's really the only way that they could ever get me back at this point, because, like, I look at an Xbox now and I'm like, why the fuck would I even bother with that thing? even like what what or even the uh they're don't even talking about exclusives anymore yeah i have i have mine i have backwards compatibility yeah that's literally it right this so i mean i still have an xbox one so i'm just like i was playing hunter on it and it was um hard of the reckoning yeah that was super fucking fun except for you played hunter the reckoning holy shit i don't remember and

this probably why i don't remember is i don't know if i've that's a co-op game you understand exactly but it's not but i don't even think it scales no like i think it's just we made it this because I'm playing it by myself The first boss took I made Jojo take over because I was tired Of trying to... No, it's this fucking... It's a, it's a beast with like four legs

And it's just like, it has two giant arms It looks like something from Resident Evil Like it looks like it looks like It looks like one of the like The virus that's like when William It's like one of those things It's just called That game was so fucking cool

When I was younger It's the bullet spuns that you need multiple people because it took me like 45 minutes to beat it because you're just and I was like I'm tired Jojo could you take over so I had her to do for the rest like 15 minutes because it like goes down

Yeah you shot I've shot it a hundred times And then it goes You know it's not scaled at all It is specifically like made for multiple people You need people and I stopped playing Because on the next mission after you beat the first boss Is you have to escort a little girl Yeah

And she's really slow And I was like I literally cannot do it this. You need somebody else with you. Impossible. So I only have one Xbox control right now because the other one broke

so I was like fuck. Okay. I guess never mind. I'm not playing this anymore. That sucks. Anyway. I think I have a 360 in my house somewhere.

I have a bunch of 360s in my house because like my cousins just left a bunch of theirs when they upgraded. One of my homies just dropped one off. There's like four 360s in my parents' house. Most of them are broken. Like my old ones broken. My original one's definitely broken.

I remember the fucking metal thing for the plug came out. And I was just like, well, what the, what the fuck am I going to do with this? I love that machine, but man, it was, it was such a sickly. It's like a sick dog that you just, it's like your favorite. It's such a good dog. And it's so, like, loyal. Ooh. But like, it's so sick.

We should go out of the desert and shoot them. What, the 360s? Yeah. Oh, I don't know. The dogs. I was like, no. I can't destroy old hardware like that. There's something about it.

Because it feels like, broke our old ones. That's so stupid. We beat them in with, like, hammers. That's so. That's so dumb. Just keep one. You know, people pay money for just like, even husks of those things. Yeah.

I wish I would have kept my, the elite one that had like that, it had a gears skin. Oh, I had a Mono Warfare 2. I had the Halo 1st, like, uh, elite one. I had the Halo one, the black and green one. Yeah. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, so. Are you serious? Yeah.

That is so crazy. That might be the one in my house right now. That thing is so nice. You know what I traded? I, because I wasn't, I won a PS4 from Taco Bell. And there was nothing out yet. Because it was, I got it, you know, I got it before it officially came out. And I was like, I just came with NAC and I was like, this game sucks.

NAC was terrible. And then like, nothing was out even when it officially launched. And I'm like, what the fuck do I do with this? I said. I sold it. I, no, I traded. I traded for that, uh, Gears Xbox that was modded. And then a GTA 5 and some gay FIFA game.

I was like, I don't play. Gaifa? Yeah, gay. That's so dumb. All right. Fige. Fee gay? It was worth it because I was like, oh, this is cool.

It's moded. Uh, so I played a bunch of burn games. and then GTA 5 was brand new. So I was like, yeah, great. It was good deal. Perfect. So Gasolin Clemens on Spotify and Apple Music wrote in. Nice plug.

It's really, really, really clever. I like that. That's really smart, actually. It's not a bad idea, actually. But anyway, he wrote in. He says, I had a dream you guys did a live Q&A session in Michigan. That definitely was a dream. After the show, you guys started handing out Sweenbucks.

They were fake $100 bills with Sweeney smiling on them. This could be a lucrative business move. I've never smiled once. That's true. It's true. Every smile that you think you see is actually just your eyes

doing a crazy little trick. It's me snarling. I think we should, I really, I'm unerodically want to do live shows. Yeah. I want it because, I want like,

I want that experience. Because I think it'll also be, if we could do like a small one, that would be nice. We should. Like we should. Because they are fucking expensive. That's the problem.

Is that it's nuts We got like got to figure out the venue You gotta figure out of the stuff I feel like Whiskey a gogo is always Desperately looking for To fill that venue Whiskey a gogo? Yeah

Would they do a podcast? Why not? Like it's a music place isn't it? Well yeah but but You can do it in I guess we could like do it in I can't even imagine I'm having a tough time

Imagine okay Yeah I don't see why not No I think you're right But I also I'm literally at a singularity right I mean, I guess all I can do is ask because I just see, I always see advertisement. They're like, please book us kind of a thing.

Right, right, right. So I'm like, shit. I guess people are going to play in the whiskey anymore because I used to be like iconic back in the day. I can't remember if I've ever been in our day. Is whiskey? Is that like an open floor bar kind of place? It probably is. That's why I can't imagine it.

The problem is I haven't been in the whiskey probably in over 15 years. So I can't even. Oh, you know what I'm thinking? I'm thinking of like the Viper room or something. Oh. That's what I'm thinking of it. like how do you do a podcast? In a vibrant room.

Seems impossible. I wonder if we can do it in, um, and like say, uh, a pappers. Flappers. Flappers. It will cost. Yeah. Yeah. You think so it's like a, yeah.

There's, because don't they have like a really small room? I think like it's like the OR. It's like really small, but it's intimate, but the people that go there are crazy. Like Chappelle was there this year. He does. I know he makes random. Kevin Hart.

Every, yeah, every now and again, I walk by like on a walk and I'll see like this person's here tonight. And I'm like, they're coming here? Coming here? So I'm so confused. No, no diss to the virus. It's just like, it's tucked away in such a weird place that you don't think about it. Look, I'm going to do some research.

That might not be a bad idea. I'm going to do some research. I've never looked it up. So I remember telling the story about a little while ago. There was this comedian. He's a bald guy. I think his name is Troy or Tony Barker. Tony Barker, Baker.

He's a bald. Look up Tony, Tony Black comedian right now. I made if I'm not going to use my phone during the podcast anymore, so I don't have it with me. Tony Barter. Black comedian? Tony Black comedian. He's baldy vegetarian. His name is black comedian's named Tony or something like that.

And it's not kill Tony because I wouldn't. I would never smoke a blunt with him. But anyway, yeah, we'll move on these Sweenbucks. Tony Barker or Baker? He's Tony Baker. There's a Tony Black. Tony Roberts. You got to be more specific.

Tony Baker. Tony Baker. Is that his name? I meant his name. Tony Baker. Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman. Host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into

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affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeartRadio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say,

and she replies with a low, Listen So we sat there Listening That was the first time I learned that quiet Can feel full Hershey's It's your happy place

Let's look Never heard of this guy Tony baked nigger What the fuck I didn't even say that on purpose I believe that I know You're just a fucking jackass

That was a crazy slip I could tell It didn't be a slip man No it was I legitimately did not want to That was a Kareen. That was a jet set radio level fall, bro. Like, I would have been suspended if I was in school, you know?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't mean to say that. Yeah, the nurse would have clubbed your kneecaps. Is it this guy? Yes. Who is that? So, Tony Baker, he's a pretty notable. I've never seen that guy in my life.

But he was one time I was in Woodstock with Elliot Torres. Okay. And I ended up smoking a blunt with him. And we were the only two black people there. And he was like, what the fuck's going on here? I don't know. dragged here by my friends. I don't know what's happening here.

Wait, where was going on in Woodstock? It was like some sort of comedy get together where it was a bunch of like, just comedians getting together. And it was other famous ones there, but I was with him, we were the only two black ones. Immediately we locked that.

We both knew. It's like, it's only us here. It's like 2015, 14. So weird. Before you moved out here, huh? And I was like, I don't know what I'm doing. I was like, honestly, I don't. You want to smoke?

It is smoke the weed together. Wait, you said it was a comedy thing, right? Yeah. So he was there Was he not there to do comedy? He did the set Okay and he was just like this shit He was like this way this is weird

Why am I here? Woodstock New York is so strange It's crazy Never been I mean yeah of course I've never been Don't go I was pretty old by the time I even learned that that was in New York You know I learned it was New York that night

Oh really? We got there Yeah I just never thought about it Because I would hear about it You know Like the festival? Yeah exactly The festival wasn't New York

The festival wasn't it just wasn't in Woodstock No it wasn't it was in Connecticut I think or something like that. Was it actually? But the, it was meant to be in New York. It was meant to be there. Really?

They gathered there and they were not allowed to be there or something like that and they went somewhere else. Yeah, they had like a regulation issue or something and so they moved it. But they just called Woodstock. The festival didn't happen in Woodstock. It was originally supposed to, but it's still called Woodstock. Anyway, this is a great story. Because that's where they were aiming to go with Woodstock.

I guess I just learned something new because I just thought. It's a reasonable assumption. Yeah. It's a great story. It's an interesting story. I don't even know how the fuck we got. No, I don't know either. We're going to print those Sweenbucks right now.

They will be $100 swing bucks. You can buy them for, what's a fair price for that in this economy? $3 billion. $3 billion. Cash. What do they get you? What do they get you? A Sweenbuck?

Yeah. I don't know. It's just like, I don't know, hanging on your wall, like Mr. Crabs dollar or something. Yeah, I'm going to figure it out where I can printmoney.com or something. I'm going to see where I can get it done. Yeah, yeah. I'll see where I can get it done. Dot fes.

I don't know. I'll figure where I can get it done. I'm actually, I'm going to do some research on venue stuff and see, just get a feel for it. There's got to be somebody that I- I'll call floppers today. It's got to be easier than it seems. It can't be that hard. You know what I mean?

It can't be that hard. If the dumbest people on earth in the metal community are able to book fucking tours, like it can't be that hard. These people are stupid. I'm realizing slowly as more, you know, they're just like very successful people who I know for a fact are very stupid. Not just because I know it because it's obvious, but because I've met some of these people. I'm like, oh, you're dumb. None of this is really that difficult.

Yeah. You know? It's really just tedious. It's tedious and intimidating before you know what it is. It's simply finding a manager to be able to do it for you. That is the only hard part. That's the biggest thing I was saying. If we start doing live shit, it'll, to me, I want to think, giving us a reason to get our foot in the door of, like, kind of like the podcast realm of, uh, there's people.

We should just crash a real one. You just crash kill Tony. Set it on fire. It's actually, you're, you're, you know. Loyal to Tony would be crazy. We should kill Tony. We should kill Tony. You imagine?

Going on kill Tony's crazy. I'm on board. But actually, you're actually, you're, I feel like an idiot that why am I not going to these shows to network? Oh, I know what you mean, yeah. Because they're in Austin. Well, not those freaks, but like, you know, just even the leftover. Is everything there? It might not be a bad idea.

Well, not everything, but like, it's where that weird sphere is now. The Jogansphere. I don't go. It's more, it's more like, it's less L.A. now. It's still New York and Austin is like a hub for like podcasting and that kind of thing. Stupid Jordan. But it's mainly New York and. Yeah, New York.

And L.A. is kind of like a little bit dwindling. Yeah. As far as that goes. I still got like, I don't know. Well, I guess I know. I know what I need to do. I got to hang out in, and, uh, Texas. Dude, going to open mics is so funny.

Man. It is so damn. Like, it's a. I have not been to one in like 2017. I went to one a couple, I went to one like a couple months ago. It was so goddamn hilarious. Not because they were funny. Of course.

But like, although one was, uh, just the, the vibe in that room is so fucking hysterical. Because it's just all of them are there. Nobody's there to watch the show. Everybody's there to do the show. Right. So like, it's just a bunch of comedians not laughing at each other's material. I would look at the other's. I'd laugh my ass off.

We should go to one. Yeah. I think you'd crack up at, I think I'd break down. You'd probably get kicked out, I think. Because I know you would laugh in a way that would give away the game. You know what I mean? Like you, you wouldn't, you'd very, you'd so clearly be laughing at people for not being as funny as you want them to be. I don't think, I don't think you'd be able to hold it in.

I think I can do it. There's no shot that you do it. We should go. We should all go to a comedy show. and not laugh once. Just try it. Just dead eye. I like that.

You can't even cry. You can't even cry. They have open mics. They have open mics and flappers. Derek. Derek, if something funny happens. I'm like that fucking dude in that Pentagon,

that guy that's been going viral. Look like the wind's blowing in his hair. The old dude and his eyes are like. Oh, that guy on stage? Yeah. I'll be like that. You say the guy in the Pentagon?

The band's named Pentagon. Oh, I thought you said that And I connected to the dots I was like that wasn't the Pentagon It's not even Pentagon Pinagram, sorry I said Pentagon

Didn't I? Yeah, you did I said Pinnagon Yeah, the guy in the Pina It's like a fucking rave Dude That is Yeah

That video is crazy That old guy with the big hair On stage Like glaring of the audience He just doesn't man I saw a video of him Like explaining About their new album

He's like by a tree And like you know It looks nice outside Yeah And the tree and the tree is curling. It's fucking contouring. The crees becoming a fucking trevening

and it starts moving around on its own. It's like the hill from a nightmare before Christmas that unfurls. It gets a mouth and a maw and it's just like, I'm gonna grab someone and put them in my wood. Anyway. Yeah.

Oh yeah, let's go to some of mics. Let's do some shit. Yeah, we should do it. Also, I want Kingston actually do a set. That would be, you might as well.

You should just go up and just like do crowd work. I don't even want you to prep. is the big is the big comedian thing now for some reason it is by the way I could it on tic-tok and you're gonna blow up which by the way has lowered the bar significantly for me to be even interested in doing it you know what I mean hey you you look gay I thought you were actually pointing at somebody behind me I'm just doing I'm doing see that's all good my crowd work is you got you got you got sucked into it yeah I think I could do crowd work but I would be like it'd be like a piece of shit it would turn to me eventually saying slurs I'd be like yeah

we should go there and we should set something out we'll go together and then you be like I I call out. Yeah, yeah. That'd be crazy work. That'd be kind of fun. That's so insane. That would be funny as fuck. Well,

that's not fair because we already work off each other. So what? We have almost 20 years of friendship. You think there's any honor in this? Yeah. Are you kidding? There's no honor in any of this.

Stupid ass. Yeah, we're gonna, yeah, we gotta do it. I think that, yeah, this is,

it'll be fun. Or yeah, we're into it. Flappers is perfect. It's a perfectly dire environment. It's good stuff. I went on a Saturday and it was so sad. Yeah?

It was so sad. Like 50% of the comedians were like Yeah, so life's fucking miserable right now Like they were making jokes But you could tell like it wasn't really a joke No What's going on guys And the last guy talked about Smash Brothers

And he was funny Nice It's me Charlie Let's go Fucking critical's there Have you have you noticed me Have you noticed Um

The comedy The punchline situation in this joke is crazy I look man I'm not someone I usually I'm not someone usually Galavans over the others about the wealth I have and what they do not. But I think you guys are all poor and I'm going to kill everybody in his room.

Have you seen... In five? Charlie wouldn't do that. He's going to start raining heavy metal dicks. I like the idea. I like the idea of him doing it like a stand-up, like any kind of open mic and he's just up there. And he's like, have you seen this Elon Musk situation? This is poopy-cock balls-level ridiculous.

Anyway, see you. Anyways Anyway Someone's yelling so loud You can see a faint Dragonball aura around It's faint It's faint

Anyway Let's get on this next question Doctor So Dr. Gay Hitler wrote in also Oh yeah What's up Dr. Gay Hitler I miss you, bud

I forgot about that guy What an amazing name I miss you gay Hitler What is that from A real person that exists Oh that's right Dr. Gayhieler. Welcome back. Welcome back, Dr. Hittler or is a gay Jitler?

Can you stop with this? I actually had a thought of like smashing something over his head. This is why you got to do stand-up. I want to see other people. Keep forcing that joke on. People are going to be like, you know what? It's honestly funny. I like Hitler. God, anyway, he wrote in Dr. Gay Hitler.

He said, hey, queer lords. I recently discovered my uncle's made some pretty bad rap songs. Do you have any friends and family? That's awesome. I want to, first of all, rude of you not to put a link. Right. I want to hear that.

That's awesome, dude. Do you have any friends or family with bad music out on the internet? I have any... Family? Do you have any pee, really? Yeah. Fuck you.

No, you don't. I'm not even kidding. It's really fucking bad. I don't know where to find anymore. We've talked about this before, I think. Because he couldn't find it. Damn, it's lost. It's on me, Jalen and our friend Elliot.

Oh, my God. Oh, that's so funny. I would love to hear that. It's garbage. It's lost. It's garbage. How would it? So you were around

We were making it And you were like Yo, what are you guys doing? I think I vaguely remember that. What was it on before? Like the media? I think it was Like Bandcamp or something?

No, it might have been on Bandcamp. I think it's my way it is. They got a SoundCloud. It was fucking. Wait, you can't talk to like any of these guys And help you. I don't even think he has anymore.

There's no way any of them remember. There's no shot. Somebody remembers, man. It's really fucking crazy. It's got to happen. The thing about that is like we used to do shit like that all the time. That's what I was just.

It wasn't just, we would like make a stupid video. We would make some dumb fucking thing. And then we would put it on and then we would forget about it immediately. Dude, I'm telling you, I still have all my shit. Because you, because you chronicled it because they're smart. Yeah. We were just bored in the sticks. So we made.

There's a bunch of shit out there that I made that's, I don't, I don't even know where to find it since. There is one video. I was in a band. Like, we had a whole fucking seat, like a whole 12 song thing. I don't know where the fuck it is. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman. and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists

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when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say.

And she replies with a low... Listen. So we sat. there listening that was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full Hershey's it's your happy place I went to the old page

the old page is gone no physical media no nothing there is a video there is a not that I'm aware of maybe that guy has it but uh I don't want to listen to it I don't want to open up that kind of words there's a movie where they're not kids they were they made where Chris

Oh is it the tragedy of revenge? No no not that one I was really stupid that one but there's one that's He showed that 22-minute video in his fucking English class. And they watched the whole thing. And I was like, Joe, you showed that to fucking an entire classroom of people? That tragedy of revenge. Dude, yeah, we wanted to make some dumb fucking movie.

We were like, what's the most over-dramatic title we can't. We were like, oh, the tragedy of revenge. And it was all about Jalen. Like, somebody made a sandwich. Joe made a sandwich. No, Paul made a sandwich. No, Joe made a sandwich. Jailen ate it, but it was because of Paul orchestrated it.

That's right. It orchestrated the sandwich theft. And then one of our friends almost fell on a sharp sword. Yeah, yeah, we were, yeah, we were, we had a sword fight at the end of the movie with real swords. Oh my God. And we were actually swinging them at each other. It was crazy. Someone almost fell on the sword and it was like not funny.

It was like someone almost straight up got hurt really bad. No, but we kept filming. Yeah, no, it is that. There was no cut. Of course not. Yeah, Paul almost slipped on a sword and I, uh, dude. There's one where. We also almost.

drove a car over Joe's back. Yeah. You remember that? Yeah. There was one, right? This is one. We've got to have this podcast. This is, this is, there's one that's actually good where like, uh, Jalen's like a traveling Bible salesman. Okay. And Chris is in this one too. And it's really good. You are because it's you and Zander in it. And it's actually really good. Like I was like, this is actually way better than the right to be because we're morons. That might have been the last one that we did.

And these are where? Where are these? Gone. What the hell is wrong with you? They're either on Facebook accounts that have since gone private or got deleted. They're on YouTube accounts whose name is just impossible to find now because they were just like back in the day when you would make like, fuck it. You would smash the keyboard and you would just make it a YouTube account because it was just like nobody. I don't know if anybody's, it's so weird to think about now because like now like when you make an account for something, it's like you kind of keep it. I remember, but that was in those days when like making accounts was like so you wouldn't even think about it because you were like, I don't know, who cares about this?

Who gives a shit if I get to save my liked videos? How many videos am I going to watch? Like in my entire life, like 15? You didn't think that you would, you didn't think about the future at all. I have like six YouTube accounts that, like, I would make it and then I would get the password to it. I was like, oh, fuck.

I gotta make another one. Yeah, I got to make another one. Because it just mattered that little. There's one of them, I think, it's really good. Then there's the snow day one. The snow day one is really good, actually. I don't remember any of these.

That's crazy that you guys just like, no preservation at all. Oh, we did one. I remember, yeah, no sense of it. We were just like, it'll be there. And then it just, I don't know, shit happened. Or like maybe YouTube accounts that were like inactive after a certain time got like deleted. So like there's a lot of stuff that's gone.

Does that happen to use a against? I assume because I remember that happening. Like specifically, I remember that happening with my old, old account. I know it can happen like some bullshit. Or a weird thing happened with a, I reached out to this band. they're from San Diego and they put up a promo song They didn't even have a name for it

It was really good And I went back and listened to it And now there's a weird In every few seconds It's like it's on YouTube And YouTube somehow fucked up the copy of it Yeah And I was like what the fuck is this?

So I reached out to the guy And I was like hey man Do you still have that fucking song? I just want to hear it normally He's like oh yeah And he never got back to me after Because he doesn't have it It was on a laptop that either died or broke

And he was like That's probably like because he said that he said that like oh yeah and then probably looked and then in fight and then instead of telling me oh I don't have it he just never got a lot of songs I have a lot of songs on my old MacBook but with the it's got a crack screen

this one I broke you can't just no no well that too also you threw that out by the way you take out the hard drive though huh you can take on the hard drive I can figure it out really yeah well okay so we're talking about two different MacBooks there was one MacBook a long time ago that you destroyed for a bit in a video oh the one that the battery blew up is when you're talking

The battery was starting to explode. And so I was like, this thing's on its last legs. I'm going to go buy a new one. The fucking static was getting it all fat, right? I assume that I don't know how it works, but like the battery was popping and then it was static. Yeah. So that was breaking. I was like, this thing's on its last legs anyway.

I'm just going to get my monies worth it. Just like, we'll do a bit at the end of the video where like I show you that video that like the little baby modoc. Yeah, the little baby Modoc child. Have you ever seen that video? Bears in my body? Not sure. It's like a really crippled child doing poetry. I remember, I remember him watching.

I do remember, okay, I remember seeing it, yeah. And so I did the thing where, like, I had him, like, anytime it was like the shot was over his shoulder, it was my new MacBook, so, like, it would work, but then it would cut to the other shot, and it was like the decoy. Yeah. And so I had him just, like,

snap it and have him, and tear it in half. Your reaction was good, because it felt real. Yeah. Yeah. It was kind of, I didn't know who was going to do that. I kind of, I wanted to make sure, like, I could still get stuff out of it, which you can still do.

I thought you said you told me to break. Hey. I did tell you to break it. I did tell you to break it, which you did, and it was perfect, but then you threw it out. Oh, my God. And I was like, brother, like, there's stuff on there. I was like, I thought it was dead. Put in the blinderage.

Yeah. It's juicing. But you didn't even throw it out correctly, like the way you're supposed to throw out computers. Like, you threw out, like, he just threw it in the trash can or something. And I was just like, damn it, man. How much important stuff was on there? Probably not a lot of important stuff, especially now. if there's any accounts on that thing

like all the passwords are gone or different but like I just had so much garage band material on there like old old EPs like people ask me like when are you going to remaster the song I was like I can't Kinks and threw away the laptop I'm not being I'm not Benny Blanco you know what I mean

I don't have like I don't have like the fucking Tau Cruz dynamite demo still on my laptop like it's gone You said well you can you can extract the hard drive and just use that one I can figure it out Yeah, I don't know how Apple Hard, like, if it looks similar to, like, because you know,

you can't just snap it out. I feel like you gotta go to like a fucking Apple store and do it. It can't just like, well, just unscrew it and just take it. You probably could. Because I actually did it like with my, um, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, like, a, Lenovo, I don't know what the fuck I had. Oh, no, I had an HP. I had some HP that died and then I just unscrewed it.

And then you just get an adapter and then it works as like an external hard drive. Ooh. And, um, I, that's what, like, I have almost all, I, the only stuff that I lost was when Geeks Squad factory reset by shit You're like oh hey Could you fix my PC It's running really fucked up

And then he's factory set And I'm like Yeah we fixed it We fixed it We took everything out of it I'm like This was early enough To where it wasn't just default

That everybody had backups of stuff Yeah I'm like you fucking That's when my mom bought me A hard drive Versa external hard drive It was like 40 gigs I think that's why I'm

I think that's why I'm mainly I'm mainly curious about that drive You know what I mean? I would be I am super I'm weird about that shit Where I'm like Ah man

This is stuff that I haven't seen in forever Like I need to get I need to find this Yeah I might just I might just do it today I still I don't remember if these Like do you need like an AC adapter for these I don't remember No

Are you sure? They shouldn't What's that? See I don't know why my old hard drives has that too I don't know what the fuck that's for Hmm It powers through the USB USB

With the firewire I mean Can't believe I'm gonna buy a firewire Converter I guess Firewire to USB is funny It's so insane So psychotic

But yeah The one that I do remember And this has nothing to do with music I guess But like we made so many movies So many dumb short films But like there was one Were you there for the one

Where it was like Aaron played a dude With the butterfly knife Yeah That goes in And uh Kills a bunch of people At a land party And

And the guy comes Like Jalen survives And he goes out and sees everybody dead He's like Come Like he's like Furious that everybody's like Not playing right

That one is so fucking funny Because the lamp party's in a different room Yeah, yeah Everybody's fucking shitting the bed And he's like, dude, what's going? Oh No, no, he doesn't even care That everybody's dead

I remember that one being like That was the last one that we did actually Because that was like I remember that being shot really well Like we had a scene where like He stab somebody He throws him to the ground And he does it for real

And it looks so good on camera Because it's visceral and actual Like he actually throws his brother Down to the fucking ground And I think he almost killed him Yeah, we made so much fucking bull. I'm sad that a lot of it's gone, but I know it must exist in some somewhere. They must be somewhere. It's somewhere, but the where, like, it's, it might as well

not exist. Yeah. Also, like, we're not going to post it again. Like, you know. Why wouldn't you? That's shit. That's the point of it. Tell you what. We'll post it. If I, if I make somehow, uh, like a, a video that gets like a billion views, right? And then I'm like, I'm on fucking Conan or something. Then I'll dig that shit up because it would be worth getting into. But like, what's the point? I mean, you know what I mean? I don't know. I feel like the fans and

more importantly myself wants to see all that word. Maybe. I'm usually behind the camera in most of them. Like, I'm not really like in them. The other fans. Although I am dancing in the background of that fucking sword fight. No, the Harlem shake one you were dancing too. No, I didn't do the Harlem shape.

Look, let's look. You were in it 100%. You were doing it. I would fucking remember if I was... No, you were in it. It was the... No, it wasn't that. It was someone's a birthday thing.

You did that in... You did that in... Albany. The Harlem Shake. That was you, Elliot. I wasn't a part of it. Oh, well, I didn't go there, dude. It was literally you were doing

the ringing out the towel dance. I remember your classic ringing out the towel dance. Look, let's... I want to say this. I didn't do that in the... That wasn't a Harlem Shake video. I just did that. that in the background of the...

So check it out. See how many patrons we have right now? Yeah. Oh, we can put it out for like for patrons, I guess. That would be kind of cool. I was going to say as an incentive, what threshold should we hit? Do you see what number at right now?

Oh, 3,500. 3,500? So right now we're at 2942. Okay. 3,500, we hit 35. We'll scour for it. We will literally scour our hardest for it. We'll see what we can find.

I know that there's some that I can find, but like the majority of them are gone. Okay. As far as I know, I have to do some, fucking intense. So do you remember there was one where like a friend of ours

printed out a picture of a friend of ours's face and just like a day in the life of like our friend or whatever and he just like wore his face over it and I remember just like oh it's another day is me

and he like he fucking moved around all fucked up and he was eating I remember there was a shot of him eating cereal through the paper mask and it's just like

getting soggy and like it was so fucking hilarious It sounds funny I have been searching for that one specifically For a long time What happened? One of our friends did blackface

Or pretty close to blackface brown face I do remember that Who were they playing For our brown friends It was a birthday present It was too And I remember being like I don't know about this guys

But like There was enough people There were enough non-war white people around that. I was like, I guess I guess this is, like, I don't know. That was fucking hilarious though. I've never done Blackface. To be clear. Yeah, I don't have any

friends that have done it either. I don't think it's like really common. I don't think it's that common. Yeah. I think blackface is really funny, but also like no one's willing to no one's at the balls to do it anymore. I don't think there was a difference. The Mamie shit is like next level. You know what I mean? That shit is crazy. Like that is fucking crazy. I like, even some black people that were like,

what is this? I think Brown price is cool like Trudeau. I think that shit went hard. I think Trudeau did blackface, first of foremost. Well, he was wearing a fucking Indian Turban. He did that, but he also An Indian turban. I don't know what you call them. The, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the Sikhs wear. He was wearing, like a Sikh thing, wouldn't he? Yeah. Or am I misremembering. But he also should have, like, blackface too.

I didn't see that one. He did like a, he had like a, yeah, like, oh, right. And then he have, like, torn jeans or something. Oh my God. That image is crazy. That is a, that is a golden image, actually, but. Wait, is the, am I, am, am I, am, am I, did you ever see that episode of there's so much I was I was watching Billy and Mandy

for some reason and you know the black Dracula guy? Yeah Blackula. Yeah, well he's just Dracula in the show which is pretty

progressive actually but but there's a there's like an episode in that show where it goes over like his origin story

and like the origin story of Van Helsing who was like another black dude yeah. You ever see that? I remember where like Dracula

Steel Van Helsing's girl. Or whatever. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask

when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about women's health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to people, that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause,

it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN, because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Here are the full conversation,

plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low... Listen. So we sat there.

Listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's. It's your happy place. And he's like on the like he bumps like Van Helsing bumps into this black woman and he like falls in love immediately. And then Dracula comes out and he's like, look at Dracula dance. And he's just dancing silently with no music. And then Van Helsing on the ground.

And he's like narrating. And he's like, I knew it was over for me then. And the delivery of it is so good. Right. It's so soulful. Like, I knew it was over for me then. Like, it's crazy. My favorite thing ever from the hill.

No one could resist Dracula's dance. I can't find the other one. He's like doing like very basic moves. It's so standard and it's silent and it's just the foley and the sound design of like traffic. It's his sharegoat. So many of those cartoons are fucking goaded. You know the episode of the, um, of Billy and, not Billy Mandy of, uh, so many pictures of the Indian one.

girls where like the guy comes out of the fucking limo and he's like the fucking like the um the smooth guy oh yeah and he comes out and he's fucking tilted yeah walking yeah yeah this dude is sliding in the frame that was um that's a sly fella man that was um i forgot who the enemy was oh my god uh why am i imagining it as like one of the gang green gang gang it's not what it no he was blue it was um damn it was you red no uh damn it i think it was one of the gang green and he left the gangrene gang and then he became normal why am I remember this might not be true but I feel

I don't know that feels like something I saw before he's purple and he had a suit on he had a cane why is it so difficult to doggie man was the boogie man I get it there you go this dude oh yeah that's crazy I couldn't remember I was like the boogie man from a Powerbub girls everybody looked that up

I totally that by the way I remember I'm having a weird chin and I was like what the uh if you look at that feels like an image I've never seen before, but also, like, it reminds me of something. So, like, I don't know how to feel right now. So fucking. That's... Look at this, dude.

Put it to the camera. Yeah, yeah, that one. That walk is, is crate... Oh, wait. That walk is fucking insane. That goes hard, dude. He's sliding. He's not even lifting his leg.

He's up to no good. I love this show so much. It's a great show. It's fucking fantastic. It is insane that that... ever once in my life was embarrassed to like that show. It makes me feel crazy. I never was for some reason.

I was embarrassed to talk about it. Really? I was, yeah. I was fucking like, no, I was like, bro, if anybody was like, oh, that shit's gay,

I'm like, no, you don't understand. You don't understand. It's too good for me to not care about. Like, I love this show. I want to show you the perfect representation of a, you can read another one if you want.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to pull up the perfect representation of a depression from that show. Okay. So, so, uh, so Marky, so Marky Marky,

no, you go. Yeah. Not a question, but I really enjoyed the Gojita cameo during the credits last episode. What the fuck is he talking about? What did I do? This is a perfect microcosm of what this show is. Did I do something? Whatever.

Or was it you? I don't remember. I don't think we did a good. Oh, did we say something at the same time or something? You guys were probably doing something. I, man. I don't know. You got to get more specific.

But anyway. Let's move on in the next one. Sweene, why is Baderet Bill so loved? What makes him special? He's a pimp. Well, that's not his question. That's his name, so you don't get an answer. Uh, well.

Your question, your question is, Hey, Derek Gayman, Chris Fagg-G-G-G-G-O-T, and Kingston, Gameinson. Amazing. I'm a gamer. Oh, my God.

Do you guys like any of the movies slash TV show video games from the early during the 2000s most were ass but I remember I remember them being I remember some of them

being good there was that the chronicles of Riddick games which were the prequels to the movies Is that real? Wow, I didn't even think about that

Over the hedge and the Spider-Metames of course and there were some weird ones like Zathora PS2 that is insane that they would be

a Zetro game that game was wild because you could actually visit the lizard alien planet and fight them despite being a literal child

I remember a few obscure like I remember a series of unfortunate events being kind of good for some reason. I don't know if that's true. The Incredibles game too. The Incredibles was really solid. Return to the King, Lord of the Rings. Of course. Yeah.

Good shit. The spawn game. You guys remember the spawn game? No. What? Are you talking about the S and ESS one? No, the game cube. I only play this in S one.

That game was a bit of any right to be as well too. I don't even remember that. I never played. I never played. I never played. I never played. I came in Shadow the Hedgehog are really entwined in my brain with each other.

That is strange, but okay. They come around the same time. Yeah, I mean, no, that makes sense. I remember Dark Angel. I think I talked about it on an episode of the podcast recently. Oh, my God. I remember liking Dark Angel.

Yeah. I can't remember if that was a good game or not. A lot of these I really can't recall. I just remember kind of liking them. And if I did like them, it was probably more to do with like the vibe or like the music or something. It was probably good.

The Lion King game. I want to hear, that game was fucking hard. For N. SNES. Yeah. That game's fucking hard, dude. That one not fun for me. That game was hard.

Until you become a doll, somebody, that game sucks. I was like, fuck this game and I didn't beat it. Well, he's talking specifically about 2000s. 2000s? Oh, so it has to be 2000s. Okay. I was going to say Aladdin. But the thing is,

Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about women's health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBJN because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications.

that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half

and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there. Listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full.

Hershey's, it's your happy place. SNES and Genesis or wherever you're from, because Mega Drive Right. The two different versions. And that's, I want people to debate that

because I like the, I like the S&ES version better. But like it was a different feel. For a live? Yeah. They had two different versions. They had very different vibes to them. I remember that being like a thing in like,

I would watch like video game videos and I remember that being a thing. Yeah. That game specifically. And a lot of other games actually around that time were like slightly different. Uh, damn in the 2000s? Spider-Man's obvious. Mm-hmm. I think all those.

games are pretty good. I mean, Spider-Man 3 kind of sucks. I like three. It's not very good. But, like, the thing about Spider-Man 3 is that, like, the thing that I liked about is that you could have the boss fights anywhere. That was awesome. Because they all took place in, like, the open world of Manhattan. They didn't bother to build, like, arenas or stages. It was only, like, for, like, the last fight, really. And the first one, which was, like, the, you know, the book ended. But, like, you could fight the new goblin in the subway. And it was so funny because he was so fast that he would just, like, zoom along the edges of the train track and lose you.

And you would have to come back and get you. It was all, it was completely fucked up. But I love the idea of like a free form like, oh, you could fight the bosses anywhere. Yeah, that's kind of cool. Like in Grand Central, you could go inside. It's like, this is so cool. But the game itself kind of, kind of blue ass. Do you guys ever play X-Men Mutant Academy?

No. No. What is that? It's like a 3D fighting game. Oh, was it like Marvel nemesis? It was, no, no, no. So I shouldn't even say 3D. It was actually, it's, I.

I shouldn't say it's more like tech in I can't it might be 2.5 it might be 2.5 right right just actually be I'm I can't remember fully but it's stupid it was so stupid but the thing that could you play as Professor X and use the chair so what is burned into my brain

is his fucking special he you so you know it it's like he it's like he does the do you know Ken's uh uh Chino Repa. Yeah, yeah. Like.

So he does that with the chair? He does it. It's like he just does the ultimate dragon punch. That is so crazy. It just spins and you go, it's so fucking stupid. It's amazing. Do you remember there were so many stupid things in games back then?

Do you remember Ben Franklin being in fucking Tony Hawk's underground? Yeah. No. Dude, there's like a, there's like a, I don't remember if it was Thug 1 or Thug 2. I don't really recall. But like there was like a ramp in one level where you could go up.

and if you did that thing where like, you know, you could go up a ramp and then transition to the next one? Yes. If you went up

and you did that, you'd break through a window and then in that window or in, it would be a hallway and it would just be Ben Franklin standing there. And then if you ran up to him,

like he would run away and if you follow him, it would have this big splash screen and said, Ben Franklin unlocked or like Ben Franklin found or whatever. And you're like,

imagine like coming across that with no concept of that, like accidentally finding that. Like, not like, like, oh, I read it on fucking cheat.com or whatever, which used to be like a cheat code website

not like a fucking Ashley Madison. Oh my God. C.C. Cheat C C was going. Yeah, yeah. Do you remember cheat with Kristen Holt? No. On a on a G4? Yes. No. I didn't watch that. It was just a TV show all about cheat codes. And I remember she was like really hot. That's cool. And I remember like she would just tell you how to fucking break games.

Oh, that would have been, that would have been perfect for me. Oh, yeah. Tell me more. Tell me more. I'm a fucking pig. This motherfucker Jesus That's the towel That's like almost That's part of the towel dance

You're starting to sound like free You start to sound like freezer for a second Your mic By the way Is turned completely away from you I knocked it away when I was doing my twist It was like for the audience It was like this

When I was doing my twist I knocked it away That is crazy Goaded monkey Monkey Monkey But yeah dude A lot of those games are great

Like I really think like movie-based games really only got bad at a certain point. Like there was a point where they just got worse. Yeah. Iron Man, the video games when it started. Yeah, that was, I kind of liked the demo of that. But like I remember as I was playing it, I was like, I'm not buying this. This is a fun demo, though. It was Iron Man.

That's a moment. Okay, I think this was when they started becoming endless runners on phones. I think this might be it. Oh, wait, come on. That is insane. Look at this digger. Oh, wait, no, I didn't show the one with the... It's insane that he's even...

That is crazy. So look up What would people have to look up to find that? So X-Men Mutant Academy 2 PSX Xavier Yeah That's so fucking crazy Dude he's beating the piss out of

That's like almost like That reminds me like fucking Masters of Terrace Cassai or whatever the fuck You know what I mean? It's just a little bit better You know as far as the quality goes I remember for some reason not hating The B movie game but there's no shot it's because it's good

it's more like why does this exist yes is that why you played it I think so yeah I didn't play to be fair a lot of these are demos like I didn't have money you know like I wasn't going out and being like I want to spend $60

I want to spend $60 on the B movie video game no or like Gamefly I had for like a brief period of time I remember I got the godfather I like game fly man like it was cool concept back in the gamefly was great sometimes you can even buy games for cheap on there

yeah I got Halo 3 through Gamefly. I got X-Men Origins. Yeah. Do you guys remember X-Men 2? X-2? The game you play is Wolverine-only. No.

No, I never played that. Or was it called? There was a X-Men. There was a random X-Man game where it was like an apocalypse, X-Men origins apocalypse, something like that. It was Wolverine only? No, that, no, that one. That's another one. I remember X-Men origins Wolverine?

Yeah. Which is also, by the way, another example of like a great one. That game's fantastic. I'm really pissed off that I'm really pissed off that I. I can't play it. Yeah, it's really annoying. I actually,

I actually, I actually strongly feel... You actually buy the theme code probably, I think actually. I don't think it'll launch if you do it. Yeah.

Oh, I might not launch. It might launch. There's a lot of like Windows live shit that doesn't fucking work anymore. Although, they did figure out how to emulate like 360 games like really effectively

like recently because that, because that, that Sonic thing that happened. So there's a chance that you'd be able to fucking, that games, I actually am, I feel, I feel pretty strongly.

What is the emulator? I don't know. But if you look up, Sonic, if you look up Sonic Xbox 360, yeah, Sonic on Lease Xbox 60 emulation unlocked or something, like those keywords, you'll find like the information, but

that's a game worth point. Like, dude, X-Mine Orison's Wolverine Slat. And I actually, like, strongly feel like there's kind of no way like I, I just don't think the insomniac Wolverine game is going to be nearly as good. Oh, yeah. It might be. We'll see. I hope, man, but...

I have a lot of faith in insomniac. They make good stuff, but like I just... It's just probably not going to be. be as fun like the the the the the the the cheekiness of uh because you know it had like a rock steady vibe of some of the combat set but then there was dude the the the the pounce that launch is undefeated it's so cool just fucking fucking 30 feet it's so ridiculous over a whole bridge is bro it's so ridiculous this is a drawbridge why am i flying at somebody like he was so Farrell's crazy. I'm like, how are you

you can't... Wolverine, I've been a fan who for a very long time. He can do that. You can do that. But it's like, you're not seeing him do that too often. Not that far. I don't know he can go that far. I don't know he can't lift the car, bro. He could do it. He can do it. I guess he can't. He's just...

I'm trying to think... Don't see him do that because he's too busy cutting people. Oh, that's another one. I remember I remember the thing being... They just remastered the thing. They do... John Carpenter is the thing. I would never say the thing in... Me? I would never,

that would never be the first reference. A solo, a solo fan fan of had the thing from Fantastic Four game. I'd that'd be cool. It'd just be Hulk's ultimate destruction, but he's orange. That's true. That's why I think people would,

it would sell horrible. By the way, that game was sick. I love, I think he's the coolest character in that family. Well, to me, I'm going to say he's at this point.

I would say I'm so, I'm maxed out on Hulk that I think that I could, I have room to learn more about Ben. Because, you know, I'm not, I'm actually very, I'm a little ignorant,

when it comes of Fantastic 4. I know enough because of cosmic shit, but I've also biased where I'm just like, get these niggas out of here. I think they're cool, but they're definitely bygone. They're for like the era of like,

the working good, the working genius man, the pretty damsel, the hot shot young boy, the unshakable force. It's like, yeah, yeah,

I think they're cool. That's my only problem where I imagine though there's people that can be like, well, check this out, Derek, their way,

it was like how people are with like Aquaman. They still have like, a perception of him that he's this absolute he's the same as he was when he started and I'm like well I guess it's unfair that's true you listen to them

read Mark Wade's run Mark Wade yeah Mark Wade's run I get it I'm considering because I want to distance myself I do I realize that a lot of the political news was subconsciously depressing me I just realized it

well like it wasn't because actively I was still pretty like ah whatever it's all the same as bullshit but I had these I noticed when I get like subconsciously depressed, I get incredibly tired. I'll like, I want to pass out immediately because my body

just wants to shut down and I realized I was having that and I was like, oh, I think it's the, I was watching these political streams and I haven't been watching them. I was like, oh, I feel way better. It's funny. And so I'm like, okay, let me, maybe if I just read more and just only game and stop consuming these, I guess be ignorant.

It really is what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's what I'm saying. Like, I feel better. Whenever I started getting newly depressed, I play D&D and I fented into that world and I'm fine. Yeah, you just kill everybody. I don't kill everybody. I give people decisions, and my friends always choose the wrong ones,

but it'd be like that. Let's do one more and get the hell out of here. Yeah, let's do it. One quick one. This will be easy. What the hell on? Yeah, exactly. Pan of Jello, Lord of Jeff wrote in.

He says, hello, gents. You all should buy the original ET model for 900K. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist

from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN, because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with them. that if someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods,

trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy,

wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a hurt. Hershey's bar and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full.

Hershey's, it's your happy place. I don't know. Is it worth it? What do you guys think? Can we crowd fund this? Crowd fund this podcast's ability. We're asking for $900,000 to buy the original E.T. puppet or model or whatever the fuck it was.

Chris, you know what's fucked up? I had a flash that I think was the future. Oh. That we would reach that. And I would get really upset that for something more serious, we probably would have gotten like $5,000. You know what? Yeah. Like if one of us was dying,

we'd get like maybe $16. And if we, yeah, the idea, like, the thing that would piss me off most about that is that like we would have to honor it. Otherwise we'd be legally accountable. So like the idea that we would be able to safely procure $900,000, but we have to spend it.

And spend it on fucking ET. He's just in the background. He's just off screen. Just there. So, fucking ridiculous. Oh, we could have bought houses. Yeah.

We could have put a down payment on something big. Yeah, literally. Yeah. And then nope, nope, buy E.T. I can't believe it's worth $900,000. I would tell them no. That is really insane.

No, look, it can't be with $900,000. Nobody's bought it. That's true. You're like, who's, unless somebody bought it and now they're selling it for that much? Even Spielberg doesn't want it, clearly. Fuck no. Why are you like, no, I'll get a replica for like $100, no, what, $500 maybe?

I remember they used to sell fucking plushies. at Toys R Us Of E.T. I remember the last thing I saw out of Toys R Us was a fucking plush of VT And I was like, that's disgusting. I want that now. I would not want that then,

but I want my now. Exactly. Now I want it. Now I regret not spending my paycheck on it. You think it's so fucking disgusting. It's gross. Anyway. Yeah, let's,

well, that's your questions for today. We're going to go ahead and wrap this bitch up and read our $25 and up patrons which you can be a part of that as well you can donate $25 to the patron. It's expensive but you get to be at the end of the credits you get to type in whatever the fuck you want

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They're trans and RETs. Hold it up to the camera. It's funny, man. How could you do you do? dare. It's an iconic figure. You've got to respect history. You can't trans E.T. C.T. is amazing.

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libs. Kiss my nuts and suck my ass too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know somebody's fucked the hot pocket before. Like, legit. Yeah, me. That's a I guess. Well, like the hammer or the pepperoni one. Fucking absolutely the fucking cheese one only.

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I was as soft as I possibly can be. I like cold slices of American cheese. And then I put my dick in it and I heat up with my dick inside of it. Yeah, yeah. Snap your dick of the microwave. I'm going to I'm present with a mortar. 10 more seconds.

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I finally, I look at it. You know, Chris Chan, when we first met, I thought, ew, woke, trans, disgusting. But as we've connected further, It's crazy It's so crazy I I just I feel like

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Yeah, because like you was talking about, I don't know how we got it. Oh, yeah. No, like it's a hand food. Yeah, that hand, like... I didn't give somebody. curry in their head. It's so funny to me.

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Lashing my testicles. Waxing. Waxing. Waxing and lashing. Waxing and lashing. I like to go until the skin is fucking pink. He has a camera dedicated to his balls. I like to stretch my testicles out until people think,

whoa, is the circus in town? Is that a tent? He's having a very serious conversation talking about freeing Derek Chauvin, but then there's a camera, camera two cuts to his testicles. Yeah. In the morning, I'm Ben Shapiro, fucking conservative talk show host. And by nighttime, I stretch my testicles out so far that I hang from the top of a flagpole

and then let my testicle blow in the breeze. That is the most insane ever heard of my life. I don't know why that popped into my head. Like a fucking turkist. He's like, it's like almost like an impressive feat of strength. Like he's like he's grab he's grabbing onto the flagpole at the top He's perfectly like like perpendicular to it. Yeah yeah he's but his testicle is like flowing and blowing in the breeze like a flag and half mass Comes to the next morning I'm sorry I'm in a very very bad mood

While I was at full mass someone hosted hosted me down And they spray the free spout sign on my testicles There was so much space there was enough to spell it correctly They spelled the entire thing for We've got to Palestine and I love everybody and everybody should be free. And I was like, I don't like this. They spelled it out double spaced. Double spaced.

And then when I was trying to run home, I kept tripping on my long testes. I have to fold my nutsack every time I come into work. And this is an image of him just. That's crazy folding it. He's bad for like three minutes. They'll call me Saksapiro for nothing. And then I dry him close And I'm folding my testicles

Yami no can't He dries it He gets the air dry He dries his testicles Nice in there powdered Yeah yeah His testicles are taller than he is technically He's got his own chair

Drying your scrotum tart It's fucking so funny It's like I've got a tail on my front But I can't move it It kind of drags behind It Read the names please Don't you hate it when you're dragging your testicles behind you

And they pick up all the fucking grease and garbage on the ground Yeah and then you got to rinse it before you I got to have to rinse my balls Jerry's like I can't do it anymore Jeremy's like Please get out He's like how much are we paying Benjibiro

There's coming to my attention that you spend your nights Hanging from a flag and letting your testicles flow in the breeze one of our Daily Wire Drones caught it Daily Wire drones This is America Well this is America We're all free to let our testicles

Fly off of flags I believe that's like the Seventyth Amendment Like there aren't 70 amendments Well there will be the one of them It's gonna be one of When I'm nothing thing Yeah

Yeah I've been I'm I'm out of here Like I'm out of here You know just just keep everything Just keep the company I don't even I'm gonna

I'm gonna want to I'm gonna go walk into the seat shares. You can have them. I'm going to go walk into a tide. I'm going to go walk. I'm going to go find a riptide. I'm going to go find a riptide. I'm going to go find a riptide. Get whipped to shit and die. I'm going to get bashed against the rocks. I'll see you later. So dumb. Let's say hi-bid. Okay. God damn it. Kingston's Cobra cock. Nice. Oh, it's a single piece of paper that says Nidisoros for...

I see. I see what you're doing. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist, Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues, we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches.

Like I get a stomachache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just have a stomachache every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication.

We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can put it. probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeartRadio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I opened my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say.

And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. You want to read that one? You want to read that one? This is funny.

You're going to really like get ready to get all aboard the Bustagut Express for this one. Bustagut. Deliver us Okay, it's a single piece of paper that says Nigasaurus forget Real dinosaur Sick Oh, you're just gonna read that one?

Oh, okay I'll finish it's made at least Well, you know, I do we would We do want to finish We do want to finish ideally Yeah, we don't want to die here We don't want to starve here Yeah

All you guys all catch meteorites to the back of your head Small ones of course Petit ones A petite little meteorite calculated meteorites. An alien from a different planet. Fucking that bitch. Oh my God.

He's in a, he's on another galaxy. Different dimension. Damn, dude. That's like fucking Cratos. Dude,

Aries did that to Cratos in the god of the first god of war. It's like, oh, you got the, you got Pandora's box finally. Probably thousands of miles away. Gets a fucking pillar.

It's the stupidest thing I've ever seen in video game history. Like, It was like, it's not supposed to be funny, but you can't help but laugh at how stupid it is. I don't know, man, Axel. I stand corrected. Did you know that? You know, it's funny.

So they teased season two of Twisted Metal and you know that they teased Axel, right? See, now I might actually watch it. At the end of it, they had his hand going into the wheel and I'm like, bro. I might actually watch that. I might actually watch that fucking show. Is Anthony Mackey dead? Because I don't really. Anthony Mackey's still very much alive, but his character is dead.

Oh, great. All this characterized in the show? I don't know. I didn't see it. I don't know. I just saw him. I was like, ah,

your mouth's too small, man, I don't want to watch you. He does have like a fucking unusually petite mouth. It looks like he's always, he ever had like the, he's a secret.

The ultra warheads. They're like, they're like mega sour. Yeah, there's like this one that was like a black cherry one. He should have, he should be the mascot

for all sour candy. Just Anthony Mackey with this tiny fucking mouth. He can't even talk without whistle. It's just, it's just, his mouth is so small and

That it just like, all his words come out as whistles. I'm Captain America. Whoa, is that the theme song for The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, or is Anthony Maggie here? Well, Anthony, calm down. Anthony. Anthony, you'll get your paycheck. Don't worry. Anthony, listen to me.

He won't listen to reason. I can't get higher. I can't do the other part of it. I can't whistle at all. can you do it if you inhale? No, I can't, I just can't do it. Because, like, I can't, I can't exhale. I'm terrible at exhale whistling.

And then so I have to inhale to do it. It's weird. I straight up can do it. I know it's the opposite. I've never learned how to do it. I never figured it out. I never understood it. Like, there's me, here's exhale whistle.

My inhale? You sound like a man, you, like, you sound like, you sound like, Oh, give me that cock. That's not whistling, you're just dying. I think you're extracting cum at this point. This is a horrible listening experience. I'm hurting myself. Then stop.

I can't. I can't, yeah, I can't. I don't remember who I was talking about with Joja. We were talking about somebody sucking cock so hard and good that you see God, that God's crying and reaching out to you for embrace. But then after that, like once he finishes sucking, like you die. So it's like the greatest experience of your life. But like the price is death because it's just like God is like he's crying.

He's twinkling. And it's like it's the greatest thing you can ever experience. You slap got to hand away. So that's the idea. Hey, not bad. It's like barely. Yeah. But like if you...

It's more like a desert whistle, you know what I mean? Like when like... It's going through buildings and shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can do that. I can do, can you do wind sounds pretty decent? Yeah. Wind.

Like, like, that's just, uh, that's just gocks. It's a lot of after. What? The, uh, what did it sound like that? Let's try and set. Let's try and set a tranquil scene. Okay, with our voice acting abilities. Sunday, Sunday, Sunday.

You rat suck. The mega Negro, Sunday, Sunday. The mega Negro crushes the white tornadoes. He looks like roly but black. He's the man. He's bloli. Blackly. Blowy.

Blowy. Is it with the one of the butt cheeks where he's like, you know, doing that? Oh, the pose. Yeah, that pose. He's got his ass. Who originated that? That's like a chick, right? No, that's actually Eddie Murphy.

On the press tour for Shrek 4. Read the names. I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I'm, all right, Kingston's cover. I can't believe the woke left. I can't, that's so dumb. What is it? I can't believe the woke left without saying goodbye.

The dadiest joke ever. That's a solid joke. I salute you. That's like something if, yeah, if fathers, whatever. It's just a father. It's a dad joke. It's a dad joke that somehow got into this culture where these are too old to be paying attention to this.

I can't leave a woke left without saying goodbye. He's a good guy to. He's just on the wrong side of things. Yeah. Sending Casey Anthony back in time to infant Trump. I alone am the skull dougarous one. Domo Nation, Vaughan of the Dead. Come to Love Love Expo in Vegas so I can get you guys to sign my royal shirt.

I'll do it if you buy me Momofuku. I will actually do it. I want to have that pork again, that Iberico pork. Holy shit. God damn. I'm going to get it flown out here. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to postmate it.

Damn. Hey, could you drive five hours? It's going to be cold and shitty, too. It's going to congeal too. Oh, yeah, yeah, from all the fat. Yeah. God, dude, it was so good. All right, just put it in the oven.

It'll be good. Yeah, that's true. I got you, man. Derek, not chauvin, is innocent. Free him. Asian squinting 24-7 to blend in with other Koreans. Sweeney, please send me your Papestas tomorrow or else?

Papestas, what is that? B-A-P-E-S-T-A-S? I don't speak enough Spanish. Baptista? Papestas is what it's... B-B-B-B-B-P-E-S-T-A-S. I don't know. I don't know. I don't see. Me either.

Must be that stupid fake Spanish. B-A-P-E-S-T-A-S. What the fuck is that? Um, let's see. Shoes? What? Babestas? Hold on.

Is that what? Bapesta shoes. Is this a specific brand? I don't, it's, it's, it's not uppercase. Does Bap

still make Babestas? Look, man. Is it Bap or Babestas? What the fuck? We're gonna move on. We're gonna move on. Yeah. We're gonna move on.

Stan Lee is a fraud that stole credit and got rich off of Jack Kirby and Steve Didico's characters. I disagree. That's crazy. You've seen these shoes before? Those are Bapes, yeah.

Bapes Why am I not Why am I not familiar with babes They're like soldier boys They're soldier boy sneakers Whatever Is that right? I fuck boy butts

And I cannot lie Gras take my barbed curve cock Bub meair Miao Miao Miao That's so fucking That's so good

Imagining that Imagine Wolverine like earnestly saying Miao I always wanted To say meow Miao

Wow, wow, meow. And then they were like, what? What the fuck is taking the back? Logan, what the fuck are you doing? Meow. My favorite Wolverine moment, actually, unironically, because, you know, it's not the best Wolverine. Well, I guess Hugh Jackman, everyone loves you, Jackman. But first role, first time being Wolverine, when they're first introducing everything about it.

And then like, he's like my, yeah, dude, what do they call you wheels? This is the stupidest thing I ever heard I was like, yes That's just me That's awesome That's so funny That's not the first X-man movie? Yeah

That's not even how we're in Axe He's not even that kind of guy He's like make fun of disabled person I mean why not? What do you mean? This is my This is Cyclops This is a storm

And he's like storm What they call you Wheels Crippled fucking roly Polly Or they call you Crippled retard bitch Bald bitch

What they call you bald Niggas Rosh! Kills him Kills him right there. And so much is different. It's so much as different. His timeline is crazy.

Yeah. He walks in, he means it, he's like, what about you over there? Pit bull cart. Pit bull cart? Pit bull cart.

And he's so sad he kills himself. Ah, fuck to him. He's so sad he kills everybody. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. Hold on. Is Pit bull even popular at that point?

He no The fuck you mean Well Wolverine is from the The future past Yeah so that was the future past Wolverine So he's mean that guy he knows Like what is his best friend

Shut the fuck up So he's being a piece of shit for no reason Who are you? So stupid What are you What are you? Here's your name wheels Fucking pipple on a go car

You stupid bitch What do you What do you fucking Jay What do you He kills Scott for no reason I was gonna say because Scott was going to try to beam him, but he deflects it and blows Scott up. What the fuck is.

And then he slaps Jean's ass. What is, what is a? All the way to this metal fucking skeleton, he just slaps her ass. Breaks her pelvis. She does the scream that she does in the animated series. What the fuck does Jada Pickett recliner want now? Jada Pickett recliner. That's crazy.

I'm trying to think of like absurd, like combinations of bald people and some type of chair. Call him like leukemia on the go. Yeah. Oh my God. Cancer cart. Oh my God. Oh my God. I put you in a cart off of it.

Fucking leukemia's pro skater over here. Just being mean and Charles for no reason. It's like the improvving like a stupid one of those comedy films like a like a Seth Rogen comedy. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And then every time, though, he's got to also improvise killing him, too. You're crippling. Oh, my.

Seth, Rogan, Wolverine. Bub. Meow. Please, please, weed. I don't remember anything because I keep smoking weed. Did you know I smoke weed? I'm more weed in person. I don't know if I told you.

It hurts every time it comes out. Ouch. Shut the fuck up. Oh, my God. This is so tough. I'm not distracting and invincible at all. That show has too many celebrities doing voices. It makes no sense.

They spend too much money. Yeah, like, I found Ella Pernell is apparently, like, in there, and she's, like, just, like, just, like, one of the ladies. Like, she's just one, some lady that, like, comes across the mummy. And that was $10,000. Like, yeah, that was like $15 million right there for Ella Pronell. Seriously, like, I would pay $15 million. I was looking at the roster every time, you know how you.

Well, wow. Wow. That's, that's. Hi, I'm Dr. Jacobman, and I'm the host of Beyond, the script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions

about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to de-es. evaluated by their OBGYN, Y, N, because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that can kind of help to limit the symptoms.

Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Farmer. to see wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece.

I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's It's your happy place I want my

I want my tongue to slide behind her bug eyes That's crazy Like a fucking gecko No that's too steep That's crazy I would have For that amount of money

They're filming it right now In cataracts with my comb What are they doing? They're filming the next season right now And noho Would you get her Clock coma? I'll give her a

Cot coma Ccoma Yeah would look Cot coma Hot coma. I was like a joke. Dude, if he threw up on me,

oh, man, I wouldn't even know what to do. I wouldn't even know what to do, dude. Yeah. I'm like, my bad. My bad. I want so desperately

one day to like, I know this is illegal because it's technically poisoning. But I would love to give you Epicac without you understanding in the middle of a show and then just like, in the middle of it,

he just lets it fucking rip in the middle of them because of the fact that like that's early in a day. I haven't really eaten anything. No, yeah, it's all going to be bile. Yeah,

it's going to be bile. You're going to throw up on your fucking leg so it burns you. Listen, I would hate that, but if we got it on film, that's so funny. It would be a great moment. It would be a great moment. It's never, it's never not, but somebody throwing up on camera has never not been funny. It's so goddamn hilarious. Especially if it's real.

Like, if it's fake, whatever. Like, I mean, it's, I think, you know what I think about a lot? The fucking, uh, Team America World Police when he's like, when he's like, when he's like protecting out vomiting. The intensity and then the music's fucking swelling. Yeah, the PSI of it is so fucking crazy. I love the video of some guy throwing up and spinning around in a circle. Oh, yeah, that guy's dead. That guy died.

Like, actually, like, I'm not, that's not a bit that I'm making up. But, like, he actually, he actually did die. From that moment? Yeah. Well, I don't know from throwing up, but like. It probably hit how he happened to. Micah told me. She said, like, she said me that video, I think, and she said, rip that guy.

And I'm like, he's dead? And he's like, yeah. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He texted me. He's like, great. Hey Chris. Look at this video.

Did you know he's dead? I was hoping he was landing. Did you know? Well, I guess. Well, I guess. That's interesting, I guess. I don't really. Look,

look, Maka. I'm not a big fan of you. Yeah, yeah. The animus making you able to watch your ancestors' memories in 4K means Desmond probably owns a bunch of CP.

Why does you have to think about it that way, man? I mean, I guess on, on accident. Is that on accident, CP? I, is there... Let's not even talk about that. You know what? Let's keep going. Let's explore the animus.

Monstrant. Monstrance clock. What? Monstrance clock to the pulse of the monstrous cock. Anus cleaned. Unable to walk. Black Dick will churn. Guts realigned. I don't know that song. Fuck off, Anthony. You're not part of the joke. Jerking it like a gorilla. trying to rip

rip his dick off thugzilla king of the hoodsters losing all my friends in the custody battle Kurt Cobain POV nobody cares but I am now gay free

for the past year What does that mean? Are you Are you Wait Sounds kind of homophobic Yeah I don't understand So like

Were you gay and you've now been converted And you've not been gay for a year Or have you simply not been In the vicinity of gay people for a year. Oh, that's a good question. You know what I mean?

Like, I don't know what he means by gay free necessarily. Yeah, either he's been avoiding gays for a year or he took the Mike Pence package. Right, yeah. He got hooked up to a couple of 1980s batteries.

Jolted out. Found Doc Brown. Come here. Come here. Come here. You won't like me no more. Marty, I'm going to make you gay. I'm going to make you gay.

I'm going to make you gay, Marty. Hook your nipples up to this electric, hook your nipples up to this Tesla coil. I don't know, Doc. I can't do a good Michael J. Fox. Yeah, it's kind of hard to... Oh, geez, Doc.

You're telling me you build a gay conversion machine? You build a... Out of a delirion? Yeah, if I rev it up to 88, you'll stop being gay. Yeah, it gives you Parkinson's, though. It will give you Parkinson's, though. It will give you Parkinson's. Gee, I guess I'll take it.

I can't. Don't do the gestures. Anything. That would avoid being bad. No, that was actually just... He actually does that in the... the movie like I know he's like a little happy go lucky I wasn't doing Parkinson's I think that was Parkinson's in the beginning though still I didn't

intend for it to be you think he had it's I don't know how it works I can't even he's he's happy go lucky he's he catch it from like he spent too much time in the park and that's how you catch it oh yeah yeah yeah the park you I thought you caught it like a sexual transmitted disease no I think he had so much fun like like you fuck Biff and then Biff had it I think he had too much fun growing up and he became a word off when he got Parkinson's was he like all the trauma from like you know how you would be on skateboards that going way too fast, trying behind cars.

Wait. We really glossed. Like, do you know, like trauma from all that? What? What do we glossed over? We really glossed over an amazing premise.

Whatever. Which is the Dolorian is the gay conversion machine. Yeah. Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions

that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health. Heidi Martinez. a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids' fever. When it comes to fevers,

it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well, I need to lay down.

And you know that's not normal for your child. Then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Here are the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece.

I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. And so, like, he comes out of the car, not gay. That's amazing. Like, if that's what that movie was,

everything would be better. It was an allegory for anti-gayness. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so he was like, oh, you're gay, Marty. I got the solution. I can fix you. You're broken. You had these, the terrorists were,

was basically the LGBT. Yeah, it was Antifa. Yeah, it was like, oh, no, you're, you're not going to touch him, you bigot. And then they killed him. And then he's like, no, I got to go back and be gay or not be gay. What are we talking about? Oh, my.

All right. And then he introduced rock and roll, like a modern rock and roll because otherwise things were going to turn popier and gayer. So he was like, I'm going to play this really hard music. And that's when Chuck Berry's cousin, you know, hey, look in his straight-ass music. That isn't wild. You know that straight sound you were looking for? Yeah. You know that straight sound you were looking for.

Listen to this. And then he's like, damn, I've been gay this whole time. So stupid. Yeah, and that's why the Chuck Bear we know today is a sexual deviant and was farting on pissing on chicks. That's right. He was doing that. Absolutely. He was whistling out of his asshole. Anyway, nobody cares when I'm not getting.

Okay, so death, Jack the World's fastest, Maori rebranding to Jack WFM to make the ending in my Patreon name jokes, jokes longer and to fuck with the short one. Listen, I have to say, I've been reading this exact name for a while. You got to just go with the rebrand already and make, you know what I mean? Like, you've let me know about this rebrand already. Many times. You got to start using it. You know? Otherwise, what's the point?

Milk and cereal, my name is Jake and you guys really hurt my feelings? Big deal. I think I saw your dad at a gay bar. I mean, whatever. I like that premise. Big meaty stinks. I'm slipping and no femme is seen. I can't put down the cock.

Andy the man who's handies and our back to Est here and forever dandy. The Punisher versus Walking Dead Destiny's Rick. dude that was so fun i gotta watch that video again of that boss fight it's so insane a bit of a bit of if a snake bit swine on the dick would you suck the venom out if it was guaranteed to work

i feel like it's such a pervert's excuse to get her dick sucked oh no i'm bitten just happened to be on my penis i'm so hard because i'm scared somehow my dick was out while there was a snake in front of me damn i was walking you'll never believe this i walked to my kitchen, there was a fucking viper that is not

native to this fucking hemisphere. And it bit me crazy story right on the penis. I'm lucky am I. Help. Help me. So suck the poison out right now. Suck it out. Suck it out. I don't know if I can. I don't know, man. And she's like, you know, she's doing it.

Sucking it a little bit. And you're like, is that enough? No, no, no, no. Keep on. keep on. I don't know if I could do it. I'm not sure if I don't know if I could suck the poison out of a dick to save somebody. Suck somebody. I would not. It's not my problem. Because the problem is, it's more of the why did a venomous snake bite your dick.

I almost feel like to even put yourself in that situation means that you're not worthy to be alive. That's what I mean. That's exactly what I'm saying. Yeah. I'm like, your dick got bit? All right. What's the closest you would get, though?

Like if a snake bit somebody that you really cared about that isn't your wife, like a friend of yours. Uh-huh. On like the inner thigh. You know what I mean? So I think I, it's a possibility that I can do it

but it's like I would have to really compartmentalize if I think I could do it if you moan at all we're done yeah like if you're like at one point even if it's like pain

and you accidentally you know it's like it's fine line between like the moaning you gotta be stoic as fuck yeah like if you have to be like like you're taking poison damage oh oh you know like it can't be like anything like

nothing close to an A nothing close to an A Nothing close to an A or O Right Everything like E and you Ooh E! That's just how he normally buses

Yeah, I don't know It would be tough It's like You were heard of Spanish women in porn They'll be like Of course AI They'll fucking be like

I Instead of like being like Oh oh oh They'll be like aye And I'm like that's funny I love that I love culture Culture is great

It's less funny during It is less funny during, trust me. Yeah. Oh, well, I didn't know. It would be less fun. I thought since she was American, she wouldn't do that. No, not Lily. Oh.

No, Lily. It's not even close to the only one. She's, she's just like, oh, I know her. Lily's like, I know her. Nica. She's just laying there nigger. It's crazy. Lost it all at the Cortez.

You all got some change. When Elon finally dies, catch me going stupid in the club like Jim Carries the mask. John Barrenthal's A Puncher Oh Wait wait wait wait Wait wait wait He was so good in the episode

Last episode of Daredevil bro was crazy I haven't seen it yet Well I can believe that He's like he's like one of the best written characters I haven't seen it yet They have later Him and what you call him Matt had a really really good back and forth

I watched that scene And I didn't watch the episode Was he like I'm blind He's like oh You're blind No he's just constantly He's just constantly being right He's just

Oh yeah I don't know In a certain Whatever He's right but wrong I feel the same way invincible too like it's just like well that's why it finally felt like yeah good that I'm like mark is finally where you should be you oh have we finish it yeah I watched it okay cool yeah I just got

around to it uh because I just had nothing to do uh the episode yeah all right we'll we'll we're gonna do in the NX for ammo because like I want to talk about it because I just like all right I want to talk about John Barretton. Oh, oh wait wait wait wait wait wait Rick he's a great he's a great uh he's a great uh he's a great he's a great uh he's a great uh he's a great uh he's a head exploding Rick. he wasn't even like that too much of the show stop man you're fucking above it's me john berthol who you guys are a cunt show what you doing rick rickie rickie rick dare devil don't you understand and we're from carl daredevil get away from carl daredevil

guys please that's my daughter in that belly Chris, please scream the names. I rewatched. My daughter's dead and a zombie. What's one to do but go out punishing all the time? I rewatched the whole Punisher Season 1 just to prepare for everything because I want to get re-immersed in like everything.

Right, right. And yeah, it was fun, man. And I just, really the screaming is hilarious. Like, there's a scene where they're all pinned down in an op that, you know, in Afghanistan. that they clearly shouldn't have been doing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then before he goes in there to hype himself up, he's,

who, who, it's so, it's, it's a fucking gorilla. It's like a, it's like a, like a gorilla tiger.

That's definitely real, though. But those things are like, do that. Yeah. But like, well, I don't know how common it is.

His, but like he has a, he has a voice that like, oh, he should be in a death metal van, band kind of thing. He should, yeah.

He does it so often in the series. Like, when he, um, finally gets the, uh, fuck, the guy with the missing the eye and he like puts his eyes out and he kills him when he's doing

that yeah it's so it's like it's he should be in a middle he should be up there being like where are you that's metal right guys they put him in oh um tom dolong's um you know he's too crazy to be in liquid eighty two so we're taking up the long sleep that's where we got to end it that's good tom tom don't long sleep no long That's how Ulogy they say that? They totally will. They will, though.

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That's worse. Also, it's like the cyber trucks where people are going out and leaving like nose and it's like, they don't, they know. No, dude, have you seen how much money that motherfucker's lost recently? Oh,

they fucking, they recalled a bunch of them, didn't they? Because the glue's fucking peeling up. There's so many fucking problems with it. It's going to keep happening. If you're defending Elon still to this day, you're a fucking moron.

Like, I don't know what to tell you. It's beyond. political, you're just stupid. Yeah, unequivocally, you're a complete fucking moron. There's enough evidence out there that he's a complete fucking fraud and everything that he said he was going to do. If you're even remotely paying attention, we're like, oh yeah, didn't you say he was

going to be on Mars by this time, who he was going to do this by this? He was going to have his car by this. Every fucking project. Where's my hyperloop, huh? Dude, every project that he's fucking announced has been lackluster or just non-existent. And I'm just like, at this point, you got to stop going to the con man. We're going to be, we're going to be, listen, we're going to be on Mars in 14 minutes.

We're going to be there. I'm going to build a car made of, we've been skimping on the tier. We've used, it's difficult, it's a different, it's difficult to make cars, okay? It's even more difficult to keep them running without falling apart. We use SpaceX branded scotch tape to keep every Tesla operational. Yeah. My son is dead. You're so brilliant.

Oh! So Elon thinks that in about 20 years he can have like a million people living on Mars. Yeah, good. Yeah. I hope it's a million people who love him. And it's like it was, it was almost 20 years ago.

When did you say that? Closer, the recently. So this was, and then say, I would say, like 2012-ish or something like that where he said like buy it within a just a handful of years we could already uh you know start colonizing mars so i'm like you're kind of very far behind and you know it's just going to be the same thing that once it reaches it he's just going to keep you know the goalpost moving and that's what con artists do and i don't understand people at a certain point don't get it it's crazy to fall for it at a certain age at a certain

point after like if you're an adult if you're in your 20s and beyond like what the fuck are you doing. Right. I saw a guy where I usually parked to do the podcast. He took the emblems off of his Tesla. And I was like, smart. The emblems? He took the emblems. I took the tea off his car. Oh, that's funny. I was like, smart because, you know,

like, because I even saw some people say that. And I think Tim Walz might have said it too. Like, uh, if you want to like show that you're, you bought this probably before Elon Musk was a complete insane person. You can't just whimsibly get rid of your car because we're not wealthy.

Maybe you at least want to take your albums off. Smart. Yeah. I would. Because if I had a Tesla pre, you know, I would do that too. Yeah.

If I had a Tesla before all this, all this happened, I would have, well, first of what, we wouldn't be doing the show right now because I'd be dead because that car is a fucking nightmare. It would have exploded on you for sure. There's not a car. That's the only car I've seen that lies to you constantly. Like, it's like a gaslighting vehicle.

It's insane. It's like you've got this much time left on your battery. Just kidding. Just kidding. It's actually half that. That's really dangerous. It's really ridiculous. We went on like a, it was like a road trip thing that we did.

We went to Palm Springs for a little bit. And there was somebody who was with us who rented a Tesla to go. Nice. And it was just, of course. Of course. To be fair I think he was visiting and just happened to rent to Tesla

and we just were like oh we'll just use this car whatever Okay Get the money out of it But dude Like it said Like the

You know how like In Google Maps or whatever It'll tell you like the time That you're gonna get there It kept like going down With the Tesla thing Not the time But like the gas

Or like the you know The amount of charred And it's like you've got You've got four hours Of battery left or whatever And then it shot down to like Three 12 minutes later

And you're like What the fuck is it? Oh great That was definitely an hour. And that was a new one. That was like a modern like today Tesla. That's, that just sounds like a fucked battery.

I mean, it's a fucked car. Because, yeah, I know that there's cars that are being built, electric cars that are being built a lot better than Tesla.

Some guy got in a controversy about that. The Chinese cars? Who said all this fucking crazy? Jaylon was showing me videos of these Chinese cars when we were over there in Vegas. And I was like, this is crazy. I saw one demonstration of it going over

like speed bumps or whatever. And like, you know, the cars are going like that over it. And then the Chinese vehicle just doesn't move at all because the vehicles absorb or the wheels absorb. I saw one of like a parallel parking where like the wheels like... Yeah, so you can actually just go in like... By the way, that's future shit.

I've been thinking about that for fucking ever, by the way. Yeah, featureama. Featurama is like, oh, like it's going to be... And then it just goes, but... Yeah. Hell yeah, dude. But like, it's... China's whooping our ass.

Anyway. Yeah. Yeah. These voyages, these are the voyages at the Starship Enterprise. That's why we need tariffs. So we can get rich and beat the Chinese. We need you steal Xi Jinping's little balls and put them in a dumpling and eat them. And eat them.

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Do you have that one picture of Trump tanning is real? Do you ever see that? I don't think I've ever seen. It was like naked and you can see some little peep. Oh, yeah. That's the one that was like turning on Twitter for a little bit. Yeah. Is it real?

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at this point. I did reply to him the one time about the other one. Does he have like an account account? Like a normal? It's email. I don't know if... Oh, right, right.

He was talking to him via email. I don't know if he's on anywhere else. Yeah, because that drawing was fucking great. Also all bald. Should we get any of that self-colorized or what do you think? I don't know. I think maybe not. I think there's something stylish maybe about like a monochromatic kind of thing.

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