The Snark Tank - #312: Bernie "Salmon Shoes" Sanders

Episode Date: March 31, 2025

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Well, the juice is, it's just more like, yeah, milk, like, cereal I associate with milk and milk. I don't want something like say I was I'm not a huge fan of tricks. Oh, I loved tricks. Oh really? Because to me that's one like there's like the the sweet, the sweet in the milky, the fruity. I understand what you're saying. You like fruity pebbles? That's what I'm saying.

That's what I. It's association. I think I just had it. I had tricks before I was young enough to even understand what was what life was. It's not bad. So I just loved it. It's not that I don't find it gross or anything, but it's just like mixing it with milk. Milk is like a different like something like the oatness.

and the corn, the, you know, corn-based cereal that really works with milk better than, like... I used to eat tricks like candy, though. Like, I used to just like fucking... That's what it was for. I would pour a bowl. Whenever I would get fruity pebbles or, uh, or, or tricks or anything like that, any of those fruity ones, I would just put in a Ziploc and eat it like, not with milk.

I wouldn't eat it with milk. Like fucking goat feed. Yeah, exactly like that. I always wanted to just do like a, what were those things called troughs? We just have like a huge... Yeah, yeah. We're all the pigs and just... Slop in and just, you know, just, you know, just, just, you know,

just just just I feel like this the freest anyone could ever be you ever see those like urinals that are like that see what it's just like a urinal troughs? It's usually at the baseball stadiums and I'm like is baseball gay? Is it? Yeah. I don't remember that. You go to a baseball game and there are always these urinal troughs and I'm like is this like to or baseball fans gay? Is that like everybody just wants to like see everyone's weeners and then absolutely like they're drunk and touch weeners and shit? I don't know. It is very Dominican because because.

Baseball? You think that... Well, it's not Dominican specifically, but a lot of Dominicans play baseball. It's Caribbean in general. And Dominican apparently, like, I don't even know this, but apparently like Dominicans have like separate locker rooms in a lot of places. And a lot of sports. Why that is? That's because they fucking, they just touch each other.

Deviants? They just like... They're like very... I mean, sports already is gay. Yes. So like... My friends, Zimmy got to argue about that. And I was like, how do you not think sports are inherently a bit gay?

It's fine. Extremely homerotic. I mean... But they're homeerotic. homerotic and in a basic nature of it, they're homerotic. And they're like, what do you mean? I'm like, have you guys played sports? It has to be, you have to be completely dishonest not to understand what it mean, even if you

disagree with it. Yeah. You know, like how naive can you be to watch sports and see a good play happens, something, a good move, whatever it is? And the motherfucker, Pat's dude on his ass. Slaps the fuck out of some of those his ass. How do you not? Yeah.

I never got over that. Sheaps four fingers up his rectum. Playing sports never got over. I never got used to it. I really, I really hated it. but I just had to deal with it. Exactly. You can't fight you.

Well, you don't like being touched at all. Yeah, exactly. Right. So it was, so wait worse for you. So for me, it was violating and then I'm homophobic also.

It was really bad that, it was insane. Anyway, yeah, before I forget, welcome to Star Tank podcast. It's Be Chris. It's,

uh, it's him. Sweeney, it's him. It's him. Kingston's dad. Yeah, Tim Kingston's dad.

Stop. I was thinking about that yesterday. At home. I was going to get him off. Imagine you. Dad said they like that. And him actually being a fan of the pocket, being King of Halfazard.

I thought that was really, that was really fun. I was like, yeah, Kingston's dad being our first backer on the, on the Patreon. That is so insane. My dad is,

my dad is so proud of my son. My dad is so fucking far. He sounds like if Michael Clark Duncan was like a gargoyle. That's such a crazy fucking. My father's so fucking Jamaican and Cuban. and that he'd be like, why, why I do that?

Why you do gay boy thing on radio? And I'm like, why you do gay boy thing on radio? He's just talking and he's like, that's gay. You're talking about how you feel, you're a homo boy, bot man.

And I'm like, so like, what do you? They go and kill me son. I'm like, what do you, then what? Can you imagine?

So what would he? What would he consider a masculine job other than like, beating his wife I mean professionally yeah pro like LLC if you can have an LLC

for wife beating game changer I'd be tempted I wouldn't get involved that I'd be tempted I'd have to do a fucking trial I'm doing a trial for sure they have a free trial

available for all participating retailers I'd be tempted I'd be like no I can't that's not right but I want to oh man That sounds cool.

It sounds epic. I feel like we just need an excuse. Like, I need an excuse to slide into that type of behavior, you know? Yeah. It's not enough. Not like it's not enough. Nothing can validate me doing that right now, you know.

Right now. Right now. I like that he gives himself a wiggle room in case he ever beats his wife. If anything happens, I'll just leave. Like, I can just leave, you know. But it's not like it's never going to be like, oh, this is validated worth of it. But that's a lot of work. What if just a few.

hits sets everything on the course that you would desire. I don't think I don't think selling it will work man. You don't think it would work? I think once you start beating, it's over. I think once you open that. Define over. What do you mean by that? Once you hit your woman, you're going to start it over and over. Like it is going to, it is going to turn it to you. You think it's like a gateway drug to more

of itself? So are you thinking of like, you're going to like, you're going to do? So addictive, yes. So you think you're going to fall in love with it. in a way that you're going to, like, seriously hurt her. So there's no one, no one beats their wife once and then, like, stops, you know? I know what you're saying. I agree with that.

No one like, no one like, I beat my wife to the floor once and I stopped. But like what, define, once you, what do you, what do you? He's like, he's lawyer. I'm trying, yeah, I'm trying to be like, look, because I'm thinking a couple of slaps here and there. Just to kind of like, what's like a calibration? What's the, what? Calibration. Yeah.

You got to calibrate your wife a little bit. It's like when you used to hit the TV. Yeah, exactly like that. That's where they got it from. But think of it like this. Think of how it was great. That's where it was invented. White meeting came up.

Wide beating came after the dimension of a television. Oh, I fixed TV and they got to fix my life. Cave men didn't do it. It was like that. If it can fix Channel 3, it might be able to fix the meatlo. That's crazy. So think of it like this, right? If you hit her once, right?

Yeah, yeah. And it works. But then you, so she got, you hit her out of rage also. It wasn't like you hit her because of like any other reason. Yeah, yeah. So what if she angers you further? You're going to hit her again? Well, yeah.

What does she persist in the behavior? You're going to keep hitting her? Well, I guess it depends. So the dream scenario is it, it corrects it like the television, right? And then so if it happens, the television is going to mess up every once in a while again. Because the wires are a little bit faulty, right? So it's going to happen again. but you just give it another little love tab.

Regresso, huh? Just a little love tab. You don't have to be the person that... You don't have to be the person... Lock in. You don't have to be the person that needs to hit the TV harder. Because that's not going to fix the TV.

Just hit it again with the same amount of pressure. You're trying to rationalize. But what if it doesn't work? What if it doesn't work, though? Like, what if you hit her the same limit? She's like, she endured. She gets the middle of Lippi. A little more bold

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They're like I really get them These are real alpha male young men Maybe the future isn't doomed Somehow Fucking Furn fit are just gonna appear The table's gonna extend Yeah yeah

And then they're just gonna be there And pick up As if they've been in the entire time. And I would call, and I would call Clayton to get one of them. Clayton? Like, the guy that hunts the gorillas in Tarzan.

He said that by first name as if that was like the first thing you would think of. I was like Clayton. You know, Clayton? I was like Clayton Bigsby. I wasn't sure. But then that's way worse. The guy that hunts gorillas. That guy looks... In Tarzan. That guy looks

ornate. I'm sorry. That guy is crazy. He would be on a fresh and fifth. He totally would. With his gun with this fucking bull shotgun. Just fucking stroking it and just talking about it. That's a good question. What Disney villains do you think you would appear on Fresh and Fit?

And what wouldn't? I love that. Who wouldn't? Obviously, Gaston is a recurring guest. Gaston is a host. Gaston actually. He's like, he's like a co-host.

Right. He's a co-host and then all the comments. He does nothing. He's like Kingston. Kind of. What do you? I was just doing so much talking. I think Gaston would get it.

Everybody would demand. him get his own show. And all in the comments section would be like, dude, what the fuck? Why are you here with those apes? I mean, that's exact. That's exact. Yeah.

I'm sure 90% of their audience is white, freshman fit, so you're like, why do you need to state it? Probably a good more percent are black than you probably. What would you think? I think it's like 70, 30. 30, yeah. 30?

I think it's 70, 30, yeah. Okay. Dirty. Okay. It's 70% white, 30% black. Nobody else listens. It's not, Single Indian, nobody.

A single idiot. There's nobody. Indians, they got their own adventures going on. Yeah, they got. I've never even considered the manosphere, like, because India is extremely

misogynist, actually. It's not even a manuscript there. It's a society. Well, I know it's a society. It's not a subdivision. There has to be podcasts like that, though. Well, I don't think there would need to be. I just never considered.

I think there wouldn't need to be. I hear you. You know what I mean? Because, like, we live in kind of like a, it's like an amalgam kind of place. And it's perceived that we're super soft and shit. So we need this stuff. Like Latin America, there's no, there's no like podcast, like podcast machismo shit because that's just the culture.

Look, I totally agree with that. Also, I feel like just there's opportunist everywhere. And I have never even considered looking. We should go to India. Yes. Start a podcast in India. We should, we should bleach our skins. Chris, darn ties its skin a little bit.

And we play Indian characters and make a podcast there. That's sick as fuck. That's a terrible idea. Yeah. That would work. Well, it's lucrative. It'd be like the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, street food. You know how many street, street, man, street food sphere.

I don't know, what do we call it? What are you doing? Why did you got to go back? It's the best combination. Imagine we have the, uh, the manosphere talking points. Talk about how much we're better at making food with our feet than they are with, uh, machines. Our feet. Yeah.

Remember that, you know, you remember that, the fucking lady on the news crushing grapes? Oh. Oh. Last. What happened? She fell over and died. She turned to a seal and died. She died immediately after that.

Did she actually die? She died in like 12 minutes after that. What happened to her? She fucking landed on her like central nervous system. She landed directly on her spine. Yeah, she landed on. I'm more or less asking why. I don't know why she made those sounds and fell over.

Because she's from an era where like that shit didn't live forever. You know what I mean? Like you just, if you're in pain, you just make the noise. Think about how many times you probably would have, like, vocalize your pain that you haven't purely because other people are around to perceive and make fun of it. Well, like, when you broke your ribs, did you scream? Let's be honest. Buying cannabis shouldn't be complicated, sketchy or low quality. That's why I want to tell you about mood.com.

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For the most part. Yeah, but you know why? Because if you weren't, people would pull out their fucking phones and record you and be like, look at him. She grew up. She's old, and this is like 2006 that happened, that video. This is classic. probably a lot of people that'd never seen it.

Yeah, actually. That's like a really, that's a really old fucking video. I got to pull up the grape bitch. What does he, what's he even call? I would imagine you'd find it, grape stomping lady fall.

You know, it's probably on? I'm about to, I'm about to whiplash you back in time. What do we got? Fail blog, probably. Oh my God. I lived on that website for a bit.

Let's see. That was early, like internet, funniest home videos kind of stuff. Without some asshole doing stupid voices. over it. I hated Bob Sagget for that, man.

Hey, I'm a gay little bitch. I was... Oh, no, I'm falling down. Oh, my dick got chopped off. Oh, no. God damn. I really hated him. Gonna have to use a hot dog instead of my dick

because it got chopped off. I was so glad when he died at 56. Yeah, well, finally he died. I was... The thing I liked about Bob Sagitt is, like, his name was so easy to make fun of. It's unfortunate. Yeah.

Yeah. As a kid, it was fun. Well, that's why he turned out the way he did. As a kid, no, it's still fun to this day. Well, it is still fun now, but I've, I've grown a little bit more respect when he's like left that shit behind. And like I, I appreciated when he did that role in, um, was it happy Gilmore? No, no, no, no, no, oh, half baked. Half baked with the Dave Chappelle. He was in half baked? Yeah, he had a little, so basically there was all these drug addicts and

then Dave Chappelle went up to speak about his weed addiction. And then they're like, fuck out of here. And then, uh, he stands up and he was like, I suck dick for Coke, you know? Like, he's like, this is like real shit. And then they started and somebody was like, straight up just goes, boo this man. It's so funny. I've never seen half big. It's good. It's stupid, but it's fun.

It's extremely stupid, but it's, you, you expect it to be. It's a stoner comedy. It's a stoner comedy, and I hated the premise of them. Most of the, I, well, I never bothered with it. Most stoner comedies are almost like. It's just Seth Rogen's personality entirely. You can't watch them often.

There were set pieces. They were like 2008, 2009. Like, Cheech and Chong, I kind of, it just didn't hit me the way that it hit a lot of my, especially because I grew up in a Hispanic neighborhood. Yeah. A lot of my, they love Cheech Marin. He's like, oh, man, he's great. We were, we were, I think that kind of stuff.

It's almost like Monty Python in some way where it's just like, I don't know, man. It's going to be hard for Cheech and Chong to make me laugh when I've seen the shit that I've seen on the internet, you know? I get it. It's definitely There's only a handful of things that will There's diamonds in the rough for me But a lot of it's like say A lot of Mel Brooks's stuff I would say Blaz and Saddle still does it for me

Because it's so It's so fucking absurd even now Yeah people say you couldn't make it today I'm like well you could people just don't You know what I mean It's not going to be good if you tried to Replicates The reason you couldn't make Blazing Saddles today is because there's already a movie

called Blazing Saddles Yeah that's exactly that. It would be the same fucking movie. I was like, dude, people make fucking like torture, snuff film, uh, horror films. You couldn't make a comedy with saying the hard are like, the thing, the thing about Blazing Saddle. Oh, it's so crazy.

You could, what a concept. It wouldn't, it wouldn't be, I think the irony wasn't lost on people then. Now I think it would be very lost on people. I think it would be difficult. I think you, I'll put it this way. You know what I mean? I'll put it this way. You can make Blazing Saddles. I don't think a studio would fund it necessarily. You know what I mean?

Yes. No, you're definitely right about it. There's no major studio that would back that. But you can do an indie Blazing Saddles very easily. Like, 100% dude. And it would probably win awards.

Like you'd probably make that movie. You'd be like, man, that was funny. And you'd be like, yeah, I like the part when he said the N word. People would say that honestly.

Sure. Oh. Oh. I guess if it is a little annoying that if it came out, that's actually, how would the culture where people deal with this? Because let's just say it's a complete remake of Blazant Saddles.

And first of all, because they're the ones are always saying, oh, you can't make this way. So then they remake, they're doing it. And they're like, fuck yeah. But then at the same time, there's this DEI, and they're like sweating and their heads are steaming and shit. And it is kind of a woke movie. It's an extremely woke movie.

You just said Blazing Saddles is kind of woke. That is literally a woke movie. No, retard. I'm saying the fucking base, you would not, you put that movie in front of a woke person or like what people would perceive as a woke person. They're not going to think any, they're not going to think it's fucking woke. They're going to think, oh, my God, look at all the end words being said by fucking white people. This is fucking ridiculous. That is so crazy.

Yes. Anyone that is partake in the culture war would be like, oh, this is too much. But anyone that is worth a grain of salt. Yeah, how many people are worth that? Living would be like, oh, I get it. Not enough. Not enough. This movie is absolutely commentary.

Yes. People are dumb. That's true, I guess. I guess, yeah Let's hear this great bitch real quick What's this? Oh, this is the grape lady Oh wait, why is it

What a classic video Damn, feet for free How long does this take? Hurry up and fall, bitch That upset me, I don't like this video anymore This is really disgusting to watch it actually Yeah, to me it's like, what are we in India? What's going on?

Stop now What's going on? Like, quit it, bud. Hey, I'm just doing what you do with the Jews. He woke up, I mean, I don't. I don't.

But me, here, it's coming. This is a classic, man. Uh-oh. Still going. It sounds like a fucking cat.

Uh-huh. Oh, stop. It's like, the part which is saying, oh, stop. It's kind of like, what?

Stop hurting. She's asking, she's asking her nervous, her nervous system to stop. She's speaking to the sky. Do you think that's like a triggered response? The, what she's,

says to her husband, like when she's getting beaten. Oh my God, yeah. It's like, oh, stop, oh, stop. She's getting savagely beating. Dude, she feels pain. And she landed like on her, like, oh, yeah. Like here, completely on her chest. Just complete every, the complete pressure point, nothing else broke her fall.

Her lungs are in her thighs now. It's crazy to not have any. She's probably actually dead, though, for real. I hope so. She didn't die from. Wait, what? That's not dieable. I mean, that's, well, I don't know how old she is.

That kind of plays a part. That's diable for like that. And not catch their fall. It is wild, isn't it? It's really weird. What's name of that comedian? The, um, the bald one that's a part of, uh, not Tom. Is it Tom Segura?

Maybe if you're talking about Tom Segura. He's balding. He has a guy. He's like, he talks about, he went and tried to dunk a basketball and fucked up and like broke the fuck off his arm. Tom's girl. I saw him do that and I was like, holy fuck. His fucking.

He was so fragile that when he went to dunk, his Achilles exploded. It literally ruptured, which caused him not to jump high enough because obviously he couldn't put any more pressure. So he just slipped. So he fucking jumped a teeny bit because it exploded and then fell on his arm and broke it. He felt like a family guy character. He literally felt like family guy. I was like, this is bad. I saw the whole thing and I was like,

oh, this is bad from the beginning because the way he jumps, you can tell that he tried to jump off his left foot and something happened. You can tell, too, that he's never running his life as he's running. He plays ball. He does play basketball.

Not like that. Clearly not. He wasn't supposed to be dunking. Like, that's not his place. He's trying to be doing that. That's the big thing. They lowered the rim a little bit because he's like six foot. They lowered the limb to, I think,

the rim to nine feet so he can like dunk. And then so he went for it. And, um, yeah. That shit was funny, though. and his buddy Bert, he was afraid because he moved it his arm in the right direction, but he was like, I don't know if I did more damage

or not, he was like, he was like scared. Yeah. But like, Tom took it like a champ because he was just kind of, he did the, the family guy like, like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, yeah, like, he just did that. Like, for someone who destroyed his arm

and his Achilles, when you're, when you're talking like a channel, he probably don't even know, you probably don't even know what to cry about, you know what I mean? He probably didn't, like, he locked in, it was like, shut up. And he's like, okay.

But yeah, when I, When I when I when I when I when I when I when I when I when I Reptured my my wrist it uh when I told the story when I jumped out of my buddy's truck like a fucking idiot. Just a refresher. I guess anybody that hasn't heard it. That was a, that was many, many episodes ago.

Yeah. I was at a I was at a show. I was at a house show and my whipped pussy ass friend was like, oh, I'm going to go home early go hang out my gay girlfriend. Just to clarify a house show. He's talking about like he saw a house in concert. Yeah, I saw a show. Yeah, I saw a house and he was just he just, all he does.

is like walk around and then diagnosis people, yeah, to EDM beats. Hi, I'm, dude, Jojo went on a weird stint where she was just watching nothing but house for like, like a month. Yeah. And then it infected me because I started walking around the apartment with a limp and be like, hi, I'm Dr. Gay House. And I'm here to like, and then started, and then he just started like, every, diagnosing you everybody with gayness.

My doctor Gay House is the stupidest thing. That is even for us. That's crazy. Dude, I was at a... I don't know how stupid I am. I was in Halloween. I have no clue. Was that a Halloween party with a couple people with Jack's Holmes was there?

At Jack's, he did a... He had a house. He was. He was. But he had the cane and he had like the perkinsettes or whatever the fuck he's addicted to. He brought the drugs too. Yeah, he brought like a thing of pills. He was really committed to the bit.

It was awesome. But like I recognized it immediately, which is crazy because it's just clothes. Yeah. But he had the cane and I was like, are you how? House? He looks like Mick to me, but not, if Mick wasn't Asian. Yeah. Yeah.

He looks like Mick if Mick didn't look like Mick, but he looked like Jack's films. If Mick was all white, he'd be house like and Jacks films. Oh, you're talking about Jackson. I thought you're talking about House. That is, or either you're talking about Jack's films. He looks specifically not like House at all. I think Mick looks like House. He's like, he told me, he's like, what the fuck are you talking about?

Exactly. And I'm like, no, I see it. I do not see it at all. I think I just have a unique eye. Yeah, yeah. You know, when I first met you, I thought, like, is that Oprah? That's not a far off place. You know that house got.

Yes, it is. That's so crazy. I'm trying to validate you. Especially when I met you. You know, House got shot and then, like, they fixed his walking thing. They corrected it for a minute. Is that real? That sounds about it.

That sounds real. I was like, wait. You didn't walk for a bit? What happened? Why did he unwalk? Well, they did some risque, sir. that he didn't want to be done or something and they did it while he was under and he was mad but then he was walking and i don't remember why he started limping again why it didn't take there was a kid on a trampoline and he was like screaming i need a diagnosis i need a diagnosis and uh house was like that kid needs my help i guess what a piece of shit what a piece of shit what a piece of fucking shit yeah but he's like hey has a duty yeah so he like jumps into the trampoline he's like what do you need kid and he's like bouncing around and then like the kid uh let's be honest Buying cannabis shouldn't be complicated,

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Season three of this medical show, they go that far. Dude, that show is fucking funny. Like how, um... It's a lot of racist. I haven't watched it in a while. I watched the first season or something when it was aired. And then I forgot how ungrounded the show is. It's completely ungrounded.

It's so stupid. You've got a trash can in your stomach. Looks like you're gay. It looks like you gay. Thank you so much, Dr. House. Thank you so much. I didn't know I was gay. before you pointed out the trash can of my stomach.

That's the house you saved my life. I'm a fucking gay person. I'm a gay person. Dude, fucking house got all fucked up. He went to a bar and this one chick that he was working with, was dating this other, like, guy that it was like his best friend,

house's best friend that had some like gay relationship or something and he would always come over his house. And he was like, and look at this, this nigga could have like called a... Hold on. His name is home. Yeah, his name is home.

So this is house and home and a apartment. This is his place. This household place? Hope. Place. Casa. There's the brown brisk of the show. Dojo.

Dude. Hey, there's this show. I got, I just caught this bit. Go ahead and kill it. Yeah. So it's, um, it's home. Home's not bad. You kept going, though.

Dr. Holmes's pretty good. Yeah. But yeah, Dr. Home got a screwed over because the house got drunk. And they were like, oh, this chick's like, I'm going to walk. I'm going to take you home on the bus. And so he's like, no, go. Like, go. I can get home.

home they could have just called them a taxi or something they got on the bus the bus just happens to crash and she happens to get killed what because she took some certain thing so when she fucking crashed out like literally and then she went in a coma or something and then just couldn't be resuscitated or something or she just died they resuscitated for a second she died and then that doctor home was all like shocked that his best friend essentially killed the love of his life but it was indirectly it the you know a scenario that was season one No. I mean, season three or something. I'd be on my computer like doing whatever and then I can help but look over the stupid shit that keeps happening. Then, yeah, that show is dumb as fuck. But anyway, that was not even my point. Somebody who's someone who's extremely gifted is probably really upset that I didn't finish that story of me rupturing my wrist. Because I went to the house and you said I went to a house show. How dare you say.

Oh, yeah, that's right. How dare you? That's so much meaner. I feel like that's extremely complimentary. Yeah. I got to start something way worse. Who are they gifted with Derek? Like I need to say.

You know exactly. Like I got a finish. But yeah. The rich story. Yeah, yeah. Long story short, I was at a metal show that happened to be at a house. I have to explain it this way. Yeah, my friend leaves.

And I didn't want him to leave because I'm like, you're a bitch. So I jumped in the bed of his tree. truck and then dude starts gaining speed and I'm like I'm like several houses away from the show now and for some reason this is the dumbest thing I've ever done I thought he didn't know you were in there I think right I feel like he did or maybe he did he must not it because he didn't stop after I jumped out yeah to be fair I don't remember if he stopped I don't think he didn't notice so he probably didn't notice he started yeah he started picking up speed let's let's say he was probably going 25, 30 miles an hour.

And I was just, and here's the things. Alcohol is involved. I thought, I was going to. You ever see Matilda? You ever see Matilda? What are you going to say? No, the giant lady. I forgot what she is to the show, but she's like a big lady.

Right. From the second story of that big place or whatever, she jumps to the floor and just sticks it. Like, it's like a really like intimidating thing. And for some reason, I felt I was going. to do that. I was going to jump out of the truck and just stick the landing, forgetting that the floor is moving. So I immediately tumbled and fucked my wrist up. Stayed at the show trying to enjoy it and my wrist is all starting to balloon up. And I'm just holding it like, oh man, this is cool.

And that was a bad night. I should have went to the hospital, but I didn't really, I'd never ruptured anything before. I never really experienced. I've had pain almost on the same level. so I didn't really, I could still operate it. It wasn't broken, you know, but it was, anyway. One thing when I did that to my ankle, I did the same thing. Yeah, and you just kind of just stuck it out. Did you go to the hospital eventually or anything? No, you were there, right?

Yeah, it wasn't that, yeah. Someone who goszed it. I was like, this is bad. Nice. I gauzed it. You did yourself? Yeah, I didn't. I did myself.

I, like, I, we were, it was me, our friend Joe and Paul. And we were going to check out this, a new bar around the corner from where we lived, like, it was new at the time. It was over under, you know, that place? Uh-huh. And it was like, oh, let's check it out. Like, we've never been there. And then we were walking down the stairs.

This was COVID times. So we were like, kind of, we're just like, maybe we shouldn't go. Maybe we should, whatever. But there's somebody else coming up the stairs. And I was like, oh, shit, somebody's coming up. I'm going to mask up. Yeah.

And so I put my mask up. But then, like, my mask blocked my vision of going down the stairs. And so, like, I thought I was at the last step, but I was at the second last step. And I fucking landed, like, with all my force. like sideways and then I heard a crack Ooh nice

Yeah And you came back inside And then I was like Why are you back already And I stood there for like a second And Joe and Paul They're talking about something And they walk out

And I was like Okay I'm And I was like I moved my foot a little bit It hurts a lot And I'm like Okay And so I walked back upstairs

I didn't tell them anything I just walked back upstairs Walk into the apartment Back into my room And went to bed I just went to sleep Without saying anything Yeah I was like

Maybe I could just sleep this off I don't know Nice. Yeah, I think I tried that too. I tossed and turned, though, all night. Because it was just throbbing. Yeah, it was pretty rough. I should have, yeah.

I probably should have went to the hospital, but I'm fine. No, the hospital's a good idea if, um. Hey, man, I, I made it out right. I don't get hurt very often, so I'm fine. That's good. I don't, I've, I normally good except for football destroyed me. I'm scarred like a motherfucker though. I'm, don't play football because I'm, I'm still dealing with, actually, my worst injury that I just

realized was, uh, from, from boxing. I, I, I just realized. what is causing my extreme neck and back pain, it's a tear right here in my shoulder. That is, like, I just figured it out not that long ago, because I started, I know it healed incorrectly, but I started pressing it. I was like, it hurt so much

and I felt it. I'm like, oh, it's all connected. He hit the fucking lines on the, all let the light up in your body. It's crazy. I didn't, I was like, I just thought it was like, oh, my neck and my back's fucked up. But when I started pushing on this, it started triggering everything. And I'm like, oh, this healed wrong and fucked everything up.

I fucking, maybe I should have went to the doctors. I have like more scars than the average human does in general. You made one. I remember you remember when I cut myself and I was like, oh, I'm right. And you were like, dude, you're like bleeding.

And I was like, uh, when was that? Many times, I don't know. I feel like you've done it like at least twice. Dude, the fucking screws that are sticking out of the door. Those junked out screws for some reason. They're just out saying hello to people. Trying to hurt somebody.

What are you talking about? Your front door. The front door to your apartment. There's these... They're screws? Long-ass screws that are sticking out. They're way too long. They should be way shorter.

And I'm a fucking giant. They should be at least an inch shorter. They shouldn't be protruding out by any means. They bought the wrong ones clearly. I've never even noticed. Yeah. He's noticed it because he's scraped. I scraped really bad.

I scraped right here. He's been pretty good, though. He hasn't done in a while, so. And I just like, oh, that hurt really bad because I was, I was bleeding actually. And I was like, eh. I think I'm just too lanky to Yeah you wouldn't you wouldn't hit it But I have like scars out the ass all over my body

Dude I've been hurting myself for years You guys have like a lot of scars on your shins Of course I have two on my shins I played baseball by force For three years I feel like every kid has like just Their shins are beat to shit

Dude I have So when I was playing One time I was playing manhunt on my friends Oh manhunt's great And I was over by Remember I was so good Remember on merit Where it turned to the

apartments from where I live. Yeah. There's a little dirt path where my friend ran by me and I like junted the wrong direction and I slid and I slid on a bunch of gravel and just started running. And then when I looked down, my leg was literally leaking and there were pebbles in my leg. And I was like, oh shit. I got to go home. So my friends just saw me walking home

While my leg was getting fat leaking blood And I was just like You're like what's up? And I was like oh yeah I got to go home My friend's like what's up? Oh no I was like me 15 And they were like

They were like you need a ride home I was like I lived like maybe like half a mile away Because that's how every Because that was reasonable distance Yeah We were younger back home Yeah everything was like To get to the one part

That still is a reasonable distance But that was like That was like a half mile I was like a hop skip and a jump It was like, oh, that's like right, right, right next to me. It is still, it's just like, it's not far at all. It's just, you're bleeding. So I was like, I'm going to walk home.

And he was like, all right. So I walked home, got to my house. My grandmother looked at my leg, screamed, obviously. She was like, oh, you hurt. You're like, again. You're like, again because my other leg, like, I got fucking, I got a really bad cut on it. And my cousin was like, I should probably burn it clothes. and I was like, no, no, and then he did it.

He said I was going to carterize it. Let's be honest. Buying cannabis shouldn't be complicated, sketchy or low quality. That's why I want to tell you about mood.com. That's M-O-O-D.com. Mood ships federally legal cannabis straight to your door. No medical card, no hassle. And here's the kicker.

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Just head to mood.com. That's M-O-O-O-D.com to get started. Because my grandpa was in Nam and he fucking fed us all these stories. He was like, yeah, that was one time where this little, this little Viacan kid came up to us with his tummy open. We had to carterize a wound. And I'm like, Grandpa, what? But I didn't let him do it, obviously. I just had an open wound on my leg.

Yeah, it's not like you're like, oh. Also, you don't carterize. You cauterize. You cauterize. You cutterize it. You cutterize it. You cutterize it. Yes, that's why I was like.

An open thing because it was to make the blood pop out of your body. It'll explode. So I went there and she saw it. And she was like, Kingston, there's literally rocks in your leg, Kingston. You didn't take them out Yeah, you just left them there I was clearly in shock I was like oh I'm gonna go

For half a mile For a long time I don't think I was thinking I was thinking it's get home get home get home So I got home She took the pebbles out all the gravel out And she poured peroxide on my leg And it looked like a

Like a fucking school volcano That's so disgusting I hate that shit And I was like whoa That wounded I think And I was like off my leg For like two days Yeah

I've only had little, I had a, you know, what do you call it? Like a, I had a giant splinter, I would say. There was a bookshelf. That's being stabbed. So basically I got stabbed by, I got stabbed by wood. Dude, it was, I felt for a minute, I felt like reverse Wolverine because I was gliding my arm on a bookshelf. And then it just, f-oh, that's visceral, man.

It went in. Oh, I feel it. And I was like, I was like, what do I do? It was just in there. I was like, what do I do? Yeah, that was crazy. Brother, man, I felt that when you were saying it. My teacher, she pulled it out.

And luckily, it didn't hurt nearly as much as I thought it would coming out. I thought it was going to be like a disaster. Yeah, yeah. And she also pulled it out really slow. But like the shock was more, it was more surprising to seeing it than actually feeling it at that point. But I had a little like spike. It's like, meow. Ram.

That was like... That's so visceral. Like the... Yeah, totally. There's something... I've seen it animated before, so that's what my brain is like... I'm sure I've upset a lot of people

that are listening right now. It's not... It's not final destination, but it's like... Because it wouldn't kill you, but it's like... It's like a destination. A destination. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Last few destinations. Yeah, yeah. They still make those movies? Yeah, they're making another one. Yeah. They just had a... Bloodlines. They just had a...

a teaser for it. It's always like something bloodlines or like dreadwolf. Also it's going to like kill Dreadwolf. Yeah. So they're like killed their families or something. Dreadwolf is such a stupid ass name. I love Dreadwolf. But it only works because of Solis. That's the why you like Dreadwolf. Yeah, I know we're not going to like this movie. Like the name. The point, the void is that well anyway, the new final is it actually looks pretty, I mean, it's only a teaser so far. It looks final. But it looks like another final. It looks final. It looks final. So

I haven't seen those movies since mid-2000s. Do you know of any explanation of why this is happening? What do you mean? Because it's final. Is there a,

is there ever an explanation to why people are being targeted for death? I think it's because they're marked for death and they're their final destination. By like by whom? By what? By the destination. So by lady death,

by death bro. By final. Shut up. Stop. Is there a guy named Final, like Jigsaws? Is that what this is? Well, no. There's a book.

Final. This is your destination. That co-opted my thoughts so bad. I'm final. It's me final. No, I don't remember the. Fucking sock puppy on a fucking. Sock fucking.

It's be final. It's your destination. He's clapping out of, he's talking out of sink. So he's like saying, hello. I'm final. You didn't get on the plane and die like he was supposed to. So now I got to cook something else up for you. I like that he keeps going.

He just keeps going. He's just terrible at puppetry. It's a guy wearing one of those black like skin suits like, you know, to like cover him's face. Dude, you know what drive me? While there's pictures of him in the background. You know what would drive me fucking insane as like a kid? It's like, you ever seen puppetry? shows on like TV like and

this would drive me fucking up the wall as a kid because I'm clearly autistic but like they would they would talk but they would speak on the downs Oh you know what I'm saying? Yeah it was clap it would be like it would be like What you doing today? I'm like that's not

right just like you bitch you have to open open I would I used to get unreasonably living That never bothered me That never bothered me It used to I noticed it, but I was like, ah, you know,

this is clearly fake already. It's a teeny bit of tism, man. Not a teet bit. Focusing on stuff. That's straight up. I'll focus on their lips. I'm like, you know,

like I see when they're, I'm like, oh, you bitch, it's not, you fake. I don't need to be. Dirk's like,

that's not a real shit. I'll go to like a life. I went to a Jeff Dunham show and I was like in his face. I don't need to be perfectly. Your lips are moving. I don't need to be like perfectly, I don't need to be perfectly like in sync or anything.

or anything. But like the idea that it, to be so off sync that you are a hundred percent out of sync. You were literally like as wrong as you could be by speaking on the, on the closed lips is crazy. Because to me,

I'm thinking like, this is your job, dude? How are you bad at this? Imagine not being able to do that. It's... It's... Pull. Look at the amount of effort

that you are expending. Like that. N-word. N-word. That's better. I don't know how you do it. That's interesting because I guess it's hard for me to even do it on purpose. I get it because it's satisfactory to do this.

Like, you know, like shut your mouth kind of a thing. So somebody's just clapping because it's satisfactory to clap instead of they're not thinking about talking. Hello, guys. How are you doing? Psychotic. I get it. But if you are an actual ventriloquist and you're doing, that is insane. Because it's like you. Literally probably the first thing you learned, you immediately disobeyed whatever.

You had some teachers. It's for children. They don't pay attention. I know. I paid attention. Look, if Steve and Blue's Clues doing something like that, I wouldn't watch Blues Clues. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Steve was not even... But I'm just for an example. I'd be like, the kid show. And if he was fucking up that much, I'd be like, hey, man, you're lying to me. Like, imagine his line work on the handy day notebook sucked. You know what I mean? I wouldn't be watching that shit. That would have been actually really...

Get this loser out of here. If he could not draw well, no, dude. You get the fucking, you said the vaudeville fucking saw. The vaudeville fucking katana. We should, we should. The Fujitana, just that giant one. We should do an edit of blues clues where we like, every time it cuts to the pad, we'll shoot our own thing and it's Kingston trying to draw. I like that.

And we'll try to interspice it. It's like almost like those videos of Gordon Ramsey cooking. Yeah. And then it cuts to like the hands doing just completely stupid wrong things. Yeah. I love that shit. good editing man yeah

but uh what the fuck were you talking about I don't know you're talking about being hurt like a loser I'm hurt you guys are you guys I've never been hurt

in my life yeah I've never I'm fine I've never even fallen or stumbled I stumbled this weekend actually well today that's gonna change because I'm Mr.

final oh Mr. Final this is terrifying I'm going to get you hurt very badly oh man why would you warn me I'm final from the destination

No dude I slipped on paintball We were doing paintball I slipped on a pile of paint For some reason I thought you're gonna say you slipped on a pineapple No It would have been any more interesting story I would have been fucking crazy I would have died Because I would have landed on the shell I would have pierced my brain

A pile of paint So basically there was just somebody shooting at the ground Creating like a slick Yeah basically well that's kind of genius It is actually It's not though because it doesn't help it's not nobody on in our game did it it was like from a previous and you know what it was it was like I was up against a wall of cover and I was trying to get like really close up to it yeah but then like there was

like a bunch of paint like I guess like pooled in that corner and then you know what I mean it created like a fucking ramp or a slick and I fucking oh oh cut my like yeah there it is my fingers a little scuffed you've done uh you've done laser tag right yeah yeah what would you prefer laser tag or paintball oh paintball's way more fun yeah yeah it hurts though yeah that's that's the That's the thing where I'm like, well, I'm not into pain. But it's, yeah, but it. Painball is more fun. Painball is more active.

It's more active and it's more tactile. The thing with laser tag that sucks is that like, it almost feels like when you're playing pretend like a gunfight with like a friend of yours when you're like in like when you're 10 or whatever. Yeah. We're like, I got you and it's like, you didn't get me. Oh. You know what I mean?

It kind of feels that way where it's like even if, even if you do get triggered, it's just like how accurate was that shot really? Like, like how calibrated is that gun or was it just like pointed to. my general direction he got me like i don't trust the laser as much as i trust obviously getting hit by object yeah okay but it's it's it's it's a little scary because you got to first of all you got to go in with good gloves because you get shot in the finger and it fucks you up you got to get in with an actual because we had just like rental gear we weren't going to pack paintball shit for a fucking you know drive to Vegas but they gave us like this rental stuff and

it's just like yeah watch out i've seen this shit take out eyes uh don't fuck around with the shit. All right. Don't shoot animals. They're doing all the fucking safety shit. But then they put the, they give us the rental thing and I'm just like, bro,

my neck is fucking exposed and like my jaw is kind of exposed. And you still get shot in the face. I'm like, brother. Why would you not aim for the head? Well, I would because of, what do you hear yourself? I think it's the difference between like people who are devious and who aren't.

Exactly. I'm actually trying to hurt you versus I'm just hired to have fun. When I'd shoot babies, I would never aim at someone's fucking head. Bro, I was sniping, man. I was, I mean, you got a little you got a little Mr. Final in you. No, I just like it's more Yeah, if we had better helmets, like it wouldn't have been a problem.

But you don't. So why are you doing it? Because I mean, because you're an asshole. Because when's the next time realistically I'm going to go paintballing again? Because this is probably the last time I'm going to go paintball. That's very true. But also, you understand that there's danger of foot and then you're causing it. You gave everyone CTE. Yeah. Jalen got shot in the jaw. I don't know who got him. It was only you guys With other people there

Couldn't be me man It was we did like 3B3s we did like one round With some other people But like it was mainly like three B3s And we just rotate We wanted to capture the flag Where like we had like

We could put like I don't know Like a water bottle down And try to grab it But it was like impossible Oh Because like The person goes for the flag It's doomed

Yeah exactly Like it's a doom They're doomed by the old team Camping just waiting for someone To appear at the fucking water bottle It doesn't really work As well as we would We didn't bother with that

It couldn't work Because nobody responds You can take out people and then they're gone and then take the flag and actually have a chance to go. Let's be honest. Buying cannabis shouldn't be complicated, sketchy or low quality. That's why I want to tell you about mood.com. That's M-O-O-D.com. Mood ships federally legal cannabis straight to your door.

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It's, it's fucking cool. It's what I want VR to feel like, I guess. The one time I played, we had like the rain guns and we had little side ones to. That's crazy. That's cool. It's really, it's really fucking painful. The side one's hurt like a motherfucker dude. Dude, I got hit like right in the hip, like where the bone is.

Yeah. That hurt. That was the only one that hurt. Like, I got shot in the chest and like the fucking eye. My guy shot in the ball. The hip was the damn. And the shot in the eye with no goggles. Well, we had, I know.

That's crazy. This is what we're doing free for all. I mean literally free. I'm just fucking naked. Just fucking naked. Just shooting it. I was trying to want to help me down. They shot me in one of my balls and I fucking screamed out for fucking bloody murder.

And you imagine. If someone, get his pants down. Get his, get him, get him. You put the gun right on there. You've seen that video? You've seen that video of the guy like shooting some dude? They're all getting ready to paint balls, like a group of people. And the guy's like his, it's like a, what do you call those cameras again?

Like a GoPro. Like a GoPro. And then he's just casually. And he just shoots this guy. And he's like, ah, then everyone's like, what the fuck? Like, he's like, what? You ever see that video? No.

The guy's like casually kind of like, like, acting like he didn't do what he just did. Like, it's so funny. Because it's so like, he's so casually just does it. I'm like, this guy's a piece of shit. I love the paint. Well, one of the people like have the gopros. And people have the gopros. And people have the.

the souped up fucking guns they should not have there. I imagine. Just like always like, oh, it's supposed to be semi-auto. And it's like, yeah, mine is. Dude, the fucking, that shit is fucking crazy. The semi-automatic ones? Just hosing people down with them. Yeah, that's the next level stuff.

You ever see, um, it was fun though. Is this it? Crazy guy shoots kid with paintball gun. I don't know if this is it. Let me see. I've never heard. I, not specifically. I've seen videos like that.

But I don't know if I know what you're specifically talking. Man kills kid paintball gun twice. Oh, this is not the one. You ever dislocated your knee? I guess this happens like way often because this is not the one. I didn't get into my arm. I dislocated this bitch. I don't put it back in myself.

Dislocating a knee feels fucking great. The first time I just located my knee, I tumbled backwards down the stairs and landed on my back. And my knee still hurt more. No, I've never. I've never done that. I was okay to my arm. That shit was hilarious.

And football got hit. Some guy fucking, I think, and literally knocked it out the socket. And I was like, oh, this is really bad. And then they were just like, all right, grab it. And then yank it forward.

And I just whipped it in. Pop. And I was like, oh, God, I almost piqued myself. I think I did peeve myself actually. Probably not almost. Really? I think I let us splurred out. And I was like, I got to go change.

Gross. I got to go. It was in the better cum. Anyway. You fucking came? We've been talking about nonsense for a while. Yeah, we are. Is there anything that we should bring up?

Yeah, Assassin's Creed thing. Oh, yeah, yeah. No. Ellen Musque. Elon Musk I can't remember what the context was Hassan was brought up into it too right The context is

So obviously Hassan He went on an So actually So Hassan went on a rant That actually It was good I actually really I even reacted to it

I haven't posted the video Because I haven't had time to edit it But He just went on a rant Just talking about how much He hates the gay Culture War video game People that just complain about

Everything And you know They only care about Saddam's sats Shadow's because of the black person in it, D.E.I. What a blah, blah, blah, blah. Two on a pretty good rant. And I think because of that, the, the,

the shadows people reached out to him. They're like, hey, you know, so they did a little, he did some promotion for it. Like, there was, like, an ad by Hassan, like some sponsored shit. Pretty, that's pretty capitalist. It's pretty capitalist of you. And I'm like, capitalist to you, Hassan.

Yeah, that's, that's a thing. Like, people, I don't know. There is a thing that it's like, oh, they think that, he thinks everybody should just be poor and equal. Yeah. He's like, no, I just want people to pay their fair share. It's actually the opposite.

More people want more people to be rich, right? Yeah, he's like, he's like, I want people, people can have money, but everybody should pay their fair share, like not have tax break for billionaires. It's very standard. Yeah, very simple. But, you know, people don't listen to him. They listen to his detractors and they're like, oh, look at this socialist with a fancy car. and I'm like, I'm not even, you can't talk to those people. It doesn't matter.

But anyway, it doesn't matter. But so Grums, Grums tries to call Hassan a hypocrite or whatever the fuck. He, um, I might even have the, uh, the tweet pulled up right here because the, this is where. Oh, for, for doing the promotion? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, so it literally is like you have an, you don't like the current system, but you have an iPhone curious. It's kind of like that.

So it says, so this is what he put, Hassan put playing Assassin's Creed Shadows. once more. Getting now for gaming ad buy it here so we just Oh yeah yeah

Yeah, it's a sponsor thing yeah There's a little sponsor And then Grums I didn't actually capture what Grum said But he was just like

Oh you're fraud Whatever you're gay I forgot what he said Yeah So then Elon Musk Yeah like response to it

Because of course He's following Grums Of course A son is a fraud And then replies again Because he has to Sellout

would be more accurate objectively he is promoting a terrible game just for the money and that's a funny thing a terrible game a game that you know Elon Musk has not played none of those people Grums has not played as Assassin's Creed Shadows any of those fucking people that Griffin have not played it We know it's funny too of all people to call anybody a fraud for Elon boss that's so crazy

It's so insane It's always that right I don't think there's a bigger fraud in the country No no actually There is damn near the world probably There is not like he's probably like top 10 in the world He's the most known right now He's the most known for sure.

Oh, where's my fucking, where's my hyperloop, brother? Where's my fucking, where's anything that you've ever promised? I like, do you remember Thunderfoot? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's been chronicling Elon Musk failures for like a couple of years. Yeah, he was on it before most people were on it. Yeah. And that was how I first kind of was like, oh, yeah, maybe this guy isn't, you know, if this guy

actually sucks. Yeah. Big time. I watched a handful of them and I'm like, I get a Thunderfoot. Like, he sucks. But he's doing. At this. point, I feel like he's doing a public service right now.

Is he still doing it? He's still doing it. Hell yeah, dude. Yeah. Like, they're good because he's a fucking scientist, so of course they're good. Right. Yeah. Right. Exactly. Anyway, so yeah, Assassin's Creed, the official Assassin's Creed Twitter account, which I'm surprised it's not banned because Elon got so blown the fuck out. So they reply with saying, is that what the guy playing your Path of Exile 2 account told you? And like, when I got to, it, Elon Musk had 18k likes, and then the Assassin's Creed account had 200,000.

Yeah, yeah. Like, he got racialed so fucking hard and, um, by Assassin's Creed. By Assassin's Creed in 2025. It's not even like, it's not even like the peak of like its popularity. He got ratioed by it. That is so damn funny. Dude, I've seen people that don't really have an interest in Assassin's Creed that are like, that's like getting ratio by Beetleborgs.

That, you don't recover from that. What was it flabber? Flabber. You get raped with by flabber. You have to kill yourself. You have to. You have to go on the top of Mount Everest and do the fucking Sapucoo to it. And then dive.

And you got to pull yourself out. You got to pull stuff out. You got to pull stuff out. Look at it. Present it. And then do a backflip off the bound. Pop a gainer. Off the fucking Mount Everest.

While your insides are dangling. What's the, do you have the, do you have the, the, the, sweet numbers now? What's it out now? I'm curious. I probably have a it bookmarked. I bet it's fucking crazy. Three trillion is like excuse me. There's that trillion. Three trillion. It's all unless he's it's either it's either like at 500k or deleted. Yeah or deleted. Okay let's see. Oh here's also before that. Oh yeah he also addressed grums as well. Yeah, he addressed grums because the assassin's street account. Yeah, the assassin's screen account.

So after he uh, well first let me else say the number. The number is at 600 K. 617 God. What's Elon's at? Let's see what Elon's is at. Let's see. Come on, come on. I haven't muted. Hold on.

I've had Elon muted for a while. Me too. Only 32. Only 32K and that's 617K. That's crazy. Is that the biggest ratio ever? That's crazy. I don't know if it's the biggest, but somebody must have the numbers for that.

That's the biggest that I am currently, like, aware of. That's a big one. That is a... It doesn't matter. It's a ratio, whatever. It's just... It is funny to see it. The owner of the of the website,

got blown the fuck out that hard. By Assassin's Creed. Assassin's Creed has no charitableity. Assassin Creed is the butt of a joke almost at this point. Yeah. And right now they're like, Elon sucks so hard that people are buying Assassin's Creed shadows in support of like, yeah, fuck this guy.

It's like DSP ratioing fucking Donald Trump or something. It's like, what are we doing? That would be great. That would be crazy. So Grumms respond. is with just an article probably from some fuckhead where it says, Assassin's Creed Shadows isn't the hit Ubisoft

Desperally Needs, Analyst says. And then it's from... I mean, that's probably true. I mean, of course, it's true in a lot of aspects. Yeah. And so, but just some guy, just trying to be like, oh, gotcha.

Yeah, and that was Grums who posted that. That was Grumms who posted that. And then they responded with what? Just simply, our game is out. Yeah. Because Grums is a pussy that... He's such a scammer, man. He's a massive scammer.

He's been making. this one game for like 50 years and he's got nothing to fucking show for it you're a goddamn loser I can't wait for him to swan dive onto train tracks that what a goddamn freak he's 50 something he's like 56 sit on the third rail

look at the fucking pack of batteries there's a fucking piss on an open copper transistor you bitch get the fuck out of here I want that so badly I need that guy gone yeah um so there's a there's a girl named uh death angel who gets into politics and she's also like some nude bitch

she put for an example nude broad oh I think you said new oh new bitch she's just nude to see no she's just like oh no the fancy girl yeah she's naked

but she's also does like politics and so and um interesting the funny thing is I saw her what's her ad again um just just it's death angel her name is death angel her her

her name is death angel but um I saw her I saw her political takes before I saw her I followed her for her political takes and then I saw naked ass ass and I'm like that's a good I get it

like I get the combo is... It's an interesting combo. You don't see that very often. She's also a lesbian guy, so calm down. I'm for anyone. Oh, brother! Unfollow immediately.

No, I don't care. But she even... That makes it better, I bring her up because she says, I never played a video game in my life, but I bought a copy anyway. People were just supporting Assassin's Creed for blowing these fucking grifters out. So on this note,

on the last episode we were talking about, We were talking a little bit about it. Derek was playing it. You got it through Ubisoft Plus, he said? I got to do. I got to Ubisoft Plus. Yeah, yeah. So that's what I was going to do.

Then I saw that. And I was like, you know what? I'll buy it. That's worth it. I'll buy it. I'll buy it. I mean, whatever. It's business expense anyway

because I have to play this for work. That's true. But like, that kind of swayed me where I was just like, this is funny enough. And I am going to play it anyway. I haven't played a sassist. Creed for like 10 years. Let's be honest. Buying cannabis shouldn't be complicated,

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That's M-O-O-D-com to get started. It pays for itself kind of, you know. Based on all the ones that I haven't bought, whatever. Okay, fine. 70 bucks? Sure. It's interesting. For that,

for that ratio, and for you to, for it, not only that it's like an Elon ratio, but that it's an Elon and a Grum's combo package. It's like a fucking, it's like when, when you sign up for something and it's like,

did you know you get, this comes with Hulu? And you're like, oh, shit, nice. Oh, great. That's wonderful. Yeah. So I bought it.

I've been playing it for like, I think I played it for about like, like, like, I think I'm like, I don't know what, PlayStation's in-game clock is wrong. or something because it says like, I don't feel like I've been playing for seven hours,

but it's what it says. Seven hours, that's how long I've been playing. Yeah, there's no way. Huh. I don't buy it. I think it might have been open for seven hours

because I'm probably positive. Maybe that's it. Yeah, yeah, something. That must be. But I'm kind of like, I'm in the early stuff.

And I have issues with it, but I kind of like it, actually. Yeah. I'm kind of into it. And I wanted to bring this up to you because I wonder if you felt the same way. Yeah.

Where like, it's reminding me a lot of, like, tension you. Jesus Christ. long I can't even I don't even remember how it feels. Yeah, like it,

it's just something about like going like walking across rooftops in like Japan with like a sword and shit like right. Wasn't the, or the game before like Sekaro? No. Well,

Sekiro, if I'm not mistaken, Sekaro was like originally going to be a Tenchu game. And then they were just like, this is becoming its own thing. Let's just make it Sekiro. I see. But,

um, or just to make it, you know, whatever an original IP. But Tenshu was like the old school like you know yeah Japan kind of before the before the craze really hit up with like you had neo and securo and all these things yeah tenchu like tension was like really the only one I know what you mean especially like on Emusha kind of being on the but tinchu specifically like being on the rooftops

and stuff like that yeah yeah like that I know what you mean in that aspect yeah absolutely it's hitting some major tensu vibes for me so I'm I'm kind of digging it I'm clearing out these outposts and I'm enjoying it they're fucking huge though like I kind of feel like they're just like how big could these possibly be there's like so I'm killing so you kill so many people in a single outpost that it's hysterical yeah like it's almost a joke how many people are dying

in this place the one thing that I thought was interesting is that the server the servants you don't get penalized for killing them yeah that's what I thought I was like oh I saw him murder the fuck out of one of them for no reason if you use your eagle vision it shows them like the gold means that they're like neutral they're not like an enemy

but don't don't rat you out if they see you. So I was like, you know, I killed one and I was like, oh, I got XP and I just started killing the shit out of them. Because I'm like, why wouldn't you? Yeah, your goal is basically to kill everybody. Yeah.

And I'm into it. Like, I like, I love stealth games. So it's like it's scratching an itch for me that I haven't had in a while. You get the hammer for Yoska yet. I haven't, I haven't played the, I haven't, I still need to do. I stopped at the, the final big mission that I know after that I'm sure it's going to advance the first act, I'm assuming.

So I'm gonna get it today When I get home I'm gonna grab it on What you're gonna look It's interesting I like the I don't know if you'll like it though Honestly

Like I think I'm soft games I love samurai I love samurai shit Maybe yeah There's a lot of Give it a shot I will say But I'm like I'm like

I don't know I think ghost Hashima kind of Scratch both It scratched the Samurai and Ninja Yeah So I'm excited Because I want to play

As Tao Tayo Does the name Now way Nowe there Noway I want to play a serve Because of the fact I like the

The stealthier stuff more? I'm more into that personally. But you start off the game playing Zyazki, and I kind of, I did like it. I was surprised at like, oh, it actually feels kind of good to play as him. It was cool. I liked how brutal it fell. I liked crashing through doors.

So funny. I'm just like, okay. You can kick people so far. It's ridiculous. It's pretty cool. I was like, okay. How is Assassin's Creed, though? That's the part of my name.

How? How? Meaning? I genuinely don't know. I mean, they've, so they changed the formula since origins. Because what happened is... So not like the real gods. So you're gonna probably see Susano

and so like that in this game or no. Well, I don't know how deep they're gonna get into it. But I'll give you like a reference like so when I played Odyssey, right? Like, so it still has an Assassin's Creed little story baked into an animist related shit. There's only been a little bit so far, which I'm fine with personally.

And they have some mythical wonky shit that was baked in some of the DLCs in Odyssey. We're actually one of my favorite things because you fought the Minotaur and a labyrinth. fucking awesome. It was really fucking cool. I didn't play any of the Yosup of Valhalla because I didn't like the game as much.

They just... I know Thor and everybody's in that game. Yeah, you go to Valhalla. You actually do go to Valhalla. You actually play at it. But it wasn't nearly as satisfactory as when I was playing Odyssey. They stripped a lot of stuff out too.

They put back in this game, which mainly was, I've only played so many hours and I already have multiple, like, gear. I have so much drip already. Yeah. Which in Valhalla didn't happen. I played the game for like,

a million hours and I didn't do the stupid I said mobile game but there's also like MMO mechanics we're like oh this thing resets you got to do this and you got to earn these points to get this gear like public events almost but like by yourself yeah and I was like why is all my gear and drip arrested on this stuff other than just killing people and then raiding chest anyway the only thing I haven't like so far is that the prerequisites to get the legendary chest in this game or it's like kill these samurai. And I'm like, wait a minute, but I'm a ninja. I'm infiltrating. So I'm just stealing the chest and want to leave. But they're like making you. It's not it's not. No, you can kill them. But I just thought like it kind of defeats the purpose. I'm like, I'm a ninja.

I can break in and just raid this chest, which in Odyssey, for example, you didn't have to, there was, you would get extra stuff for completing everything in the garrison. But you could still sneak in and raid the chest without having to kill the main guy. They, They change that now. Yeah, this one feels more like you're just like, here's an area, become a murderer. Yeah, they're forcing me to kill the samurai. And I was like, I don't, well, I wanted to just dip in and dip out. Of course, I'm going to kill samurai.

But now, yeah, it's fine because I still. It does feel good to do it. It's fighting is, dude, I love the, uh, the, uh, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, uh, the, the, the, the, uh, the, the, the, uh, the, the, the, uh, the, the, the, the, uh, the, the, the, I haven't found any other. I only, I have, like, several swords. Oh, you don't have any other? Like, I don't know where to find any other weapon. Like, I guess, I guess, dude, I could just rate a couple of chests. You'll find some shit.

I guess. You can't steal them from people? Well, you can, they'll drop some loot sometimes, but usually they'll drop, like, basic, like, swords and stuff. But, um, but yeah, so I have that, the, the, the heavy attack for, like, uh, that swingy shit. It's so fucking cool. It's, uh, it's, uh, so far I'm the, I'm really enjoying the combat. I'm enjoying the pacing's weird. That's my biggest problem.

My biggest problem. Like the thing that pissed me off immediately was the prologue ends, right? And it teaches you how to do all the stuff. And then you're into what you think is like the first chapter of the real game. And then it like, learn how to fight. And it's like I just fought like a bunch of people. What are you doing? Exactly, dude.

This is so dumb. I can't believe like they worked on this game a lot. Apparently, right? Because they delayed it a couple of times. was there not several people being this feels fucking stupid yeah just to like at least shuffle it around

or something right just take it out yeah just take just take that shit out I don't need the flashback of them training I keep and there was one part that really bothered me although it didn't last too long so it's like whatever but like I hate when games do this where it's less like oh your character is wounded

oh and they're going to move real slow and it's important that the it's important that the player does it because you want to to really ground the player in the character's experience. No. If I can't move at 100% the speed that I would normally move at or do all the things that I would be able to do throughout the game, if I have any of that removed from me at any point, make it a cutscene.

Yes. I don't want to play that. They even bothered me in the minimal points in like gears of war when like you'd be like, Anya, Anya. Where's my baked beached pussy? Like, I just like I hate it. And those were like really brief periods They're very brief

But they were just like Like loading shit And you're like Yeah Hurry up God damn it I'm walking out of stale pace Or like in God war when you're like Doing the shimmy and the wall

Triple A shit Just like get the fuck over it I would rather Like I would genuinely I don't I'm not exaggerating I would rather every time that happened Me not have to use the controller at all Give me a chance to do something else

Yeah Have some dialogue happen Just Because I'm not playing the game really I'm not doing This is not the game that you made for me to play This is like some interstitial thing That is an necessary evil

To get me from point to point B Just take control of that I don't need to see it It's like in Budakai games We have to do the Cyberman challenge Make other Cybermen show up Or make Viji to do the pushups What do you mean?

Oh like the loading screen things Well I don't mind those Those are just like mini games Yeah but it's something to do When they're like clearly trying to load stuff Or things like that Yeah right but like at least that's like Not even pretending to be like part of the

You know what I mean Yeah yeah yeah That's almost like a warrior wear like pallet cleanser kind of thing Where it's just like, oh, we're switching gears And it's like, okay, cool. Yeah. This one was extra egregious because it was so early in the game. Yeah, yeah.

I didn't even feel like I say, to get ready for Vail Guard, I played Inquisition again. And after a major point when you first encounter Carrippius, you're injured as shit looking for your camp. It still annoys me that I have to drag myself through the snow. but a significant amount of the game passed to where I at least felt some sort of connection to the character already

where I felt nothing at all because I barely just got introduced to this character don't care that she got hurt I don't care at all because I've literally felt nothing I don't have any connection, no background, hadn't spent any time and I'm like now I have to rebuild I legitimately thought this was the time that

oh I'm clearly going to switch the Yaske while she's healing no Yeah. I was just like, wait, what? I like, by the way, that the Yaske thing is like immediately addressed. Isn't that funny? Yeah.

Like, I get that it's like realistic, but it also feels kind of like, is this how? Because they just like, who's that black guy? I never seen a black guy before. He's like, what the fuck? He's like, oh, that's interesting. Ramirez, I want that. I want that thing. I was immediately like, I'm more interested in his story, I think.

But like, I do like playing his now and a lot. That's my major thing where I'm just, I'm very curious of just how he's and navigate, especially how people are going to react to him in the environment, because they're obviously going to be like, whoa. Like, that's going to be people he talks to and they're probably going to be like, oh, what's going on here? They even say like a, you're Breckman. Yeah, you're Breckman.

Dude, it's, hold of questions. That's not like, I'm quoting the game verbatim. They literally say that. Yeah. I like that using Japanese people to do the voice acting is allowed for a lot of, like, that type of language. It was actually Brack And Brack

And uh And uh And and and they Harrow kind of things And I'm like that's awesome Because it's just like it's it's I'm like well It feels offensive

But it also It feels offensive It feels offensive to even feel like it's offensive if that makes sense Again it would be it would be offensive if uh Troy Baker did it Troy Baker should do it That would be fucking that would be it would be so funny if it Troy Baker should play Jin Sikai and uh

Sakhishin he's not even in the next game you don't know that no he's not you don't know that sorry he's not the main character in the next game sorry yeah no I know I actually think

there are several hundred years apart or something I don't I don't I actually don't know the period of when Jen was I actually don't remember I think I heard that there's like Jen is Endavito Indivito oh yeah

That's why Samariza going out of business Okay yeah this is not this is yeah this is just not Ghost of Yote takes place I think in 1932 Hey it might they're around Technically, I think.

I think it's still 17th century, no? No, not, no. Is it still, wait, it's still 18th century or 19th century? What is it? I think it's 18th century. 18th century? I said end of Ido. That can't be true.

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Abe Lincoln died before the final samurai. Like, let there be no more samurai. Yeah, that was the Gettysburg address. And by the way, I know this has nothing to do with anything here. Nothing to do with what just happened. I know this has nothing to do. do with anything here, but I just, I just received word.

He touches his ear like he's got an earpiece. I just received word that there's no more samurai. So that's great. And everybody's like, what the fuck is that? What is the, what is that? My brother's dead. Yeah. My brother's head is right here.

It's a hole in it. And Abe Lincoln's like, you know, Japan. They're like, what is that? That's probably very accurate. Many of them maybe know about China because they're building the railroads, but they've never heard Japan before. Yeah, no shot. There's more of them?

All the same thing to them. Yeah, there's more. There's a Jap pan? Is it just countries of tired people? What's going on? From my country, they call it Nepal. Boom. Crazy.

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It's always great. When you start turning to the Joker, like slowly. Okay, I start seeing it skin getting pale and shit. Move my hands, my hands. It's getting pale white. If you put your hands up and you removed your hands and you had clown makeup on, I think I would lose my shit. I would definitely go numb.

You should get out of here. Something's happening, clearly. I would go numb. I'd be terrified. The camera would cut to black. And then we'd have a... I would leave, I think. Can we do an episode where we cut to, like we cut it and then we put on makeup and then pick up right where we left off, but don't acknowledge it?

I'm April 1st. Let's get sued. That would be, I mean, that would be hard. It wouldn't be hard, it would be hard. It's not going to be hard. It would be time consuming. It would be very time. That's worth the bit. Somebody, who do we know?

I think a lot of things are worth of it. Who do we know that can do it? Yeah. Some of probably could do it. Okay. Unfortunately. If you guys are into it, at least you should do it. Unfortunately.

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Roden. They said, hello, upstanding members of society and Sweene. What is the most overused trope in gaming history in your opinion? For me, it's the X-ray vision that started in Arkham Asylum. I think it's a good That's a good pull Because even an Assassin's Creed with the Eagle Vision I'm kind of like

Alright come on Like I get it That predates That's all effectively the same thing though Does it? Yes Eagle Vision is in 07 Assassin Creed 1 had it

That version of it That's how it works Is it? I thought Eagle Vision was To do what? It was to mark your enemies Right right I know that that's what it is now

But I remember Eagle Vision being like the thing Oh that was synchronization Never mind I was thinking of like the Eagle I was like I was like I was like I was like I'm I'm wrong? No, no, I think you're right. Yeah, like you use Eagle Vision to mark your targets.

Yeah, yeah. There's no doubt Arkham Asylum popularized it. Absolutely blew that shit out of the water to the point where it's like, it is kind of everywhere. It should not exist in The Last of Us. It's so stupid. Wait, doesn't exist in the Last of us?

I don't even remember. You fucking listen. You have a, you come a bat. You're like, and you can hear and now you can see everybody through walls. I'm Joel Miller. And I'm like, and I feel stupid because I'm like, I know I shouldn't be taken advantage of this if I want to like. I use that shit.

That's what I mean like, I know this is stupid, but it's there and I'm going to use it. Yeah, you can't give the player like a really powerful tool and expect them not to use it. It's like a really fundamental rule. Like, it's so stupid. It is very dumb. Like bullet rush time. It's not, I got really annoyed with too. I feel like I don't see that.

Yeah. Every action game you can dodge it does something like that. Are you like, bing? Oh, ugh. Oh. is head of one the time and it's like

I think it's cool I think that's satisfying I love it in a breath of a while that shit's hilarious doing this is in a fucking line idiotes I do think that

the seeing people through walls thing I guess I guess I is the most annoying what you're saying I'm most annoyed by the seeing people through walls stuff

just because I think it looks ugly also like it makes like you can have a game with like really great art design or like a really great like look and then all of a sudden

there's just like a cut out of a guy you know like staiped stapled on top of it. Yeah, he's a fucking Vitruvian man. And you're just like, I don't know, man.

Yeah, it feels especially, I bring the last of us up because since that game is supposed to be more of survival horror, you absolutely shouldn't have that. If you know what I mean. Yeah, you should just straight up be able to listen for real. Like, hear the sounds. It's like I was playing The Evil Within or whatever. Imagine how easy that game would be if you had X-ray. You're like, I can see everything.

I never played The Evil Within. I played it, so I didn't have, I didn't, I wasn't in the right mindset to play it. But what I was, the, what I played in the beginning of it, I was having fun. But I was also like, one of the guys was like two, I was sure, I couldn't get past some chainsaw asshole. And I was like, I don't have time to do this. So I just stopped. I just uninstalled it. But if I was in the right mindset, I think I would have had, the game seemed really fun.

Especially like people were like the second one. Yeah, people like, people like, people with it. It's a, but yeah, it was like, oh, this is cool. but also it's set up in a way that I'm like, come on, this is stupid. This is dumb, but it's a survival horror game. I think for some games, I guess, like, I guess I don't know how you would design around it.

Like, I guess sometimes it's necessary. I think Batman, it makes sense. It makes perfect sense. It's a Disney screen. It makes significantly less. But whatever. I don't know. Yeah.

I think to me, like, we actually went over some of them, I think a little bit earlier with like the fucking, the shimmying for loading screens and, and the whole like, oh, I'm slow now. Oh, I'm limping. Remember the first level of, you remember the first level of Destiny? Destiny 2? When you're like, did you ever play Vanell?

Did you ever play the Red War campaign, the first one? Yeah. You got to do that. You got to, you got to. There's like in the beginning, like the whole thing is like the tower like from the first game gets fucking obliterated. And like you're like, oh, what the fuck is going on? And then like you get your ghost gets fucked up.

And then you get thrown down a chasm. And then you wake up and then you limp through the. city as a bunch of vignettes are playing basically like, you know, animations are happening around. And I was just remember being like, oh my God. This music's great, but like fucking crazy. This is not why I'm playing Destiny at all. Make this a cutscene.

Jesus Christ. Can you cheat like, uh, no. Uh, there's, um, you can't do anything else. Oh, I can't do it. You can't just move forward. You can't jump. You can't crouch. Can't shoot.

You can't even open your inventory. I've, um, I, I, I, I, I, I solve that some of those issues I was able to solve. by slapping on a trainer and if they have the ability to speed up the game. So I'll put it like three times speed and then it would just be like

through like the limping shit or whatever. Yeah. That's what I did when I played Inquisition the last time. Because you have to like limp a significant amount of to get to to find your party after like the first place you are

like Haven collapses and shit. And it's just like you have to just hold you're like what the fuck is this? He's holding forward. So now you just put three times speed and you're like, oh great. Yeah, it's, uh, you gotta be a special game to, to make me do that.

It's great. Like, you gotta be red dead or something. You gotta be red dead or something to justify that kind of thing. When you're treading through the snow to find John the beginning. Yeah, like, I'm not, I'm not suffering through that for anything other than a, uh, teleported. A red dead. A teleported.

Dude, teleporting red dead is so funny. Because first you got to put on infinite, um, uh, uh, health because sometimes, you know, the terrain, you'll, you'll, you'll, you'll teleport and all of a sudden now you're fucking, you're a hundred feet in the air because it's, which, which, just kind of cool. So you teleporting, and then now you're ready, you're going to go. It's so funny, dude. I enjoy

those little shortcuts after a while when I'm, say if I wanted to play for a specific reason. I'm like, oh, I want to do this. I can just get right into where I need to go. I can actually do that for Shadows if I wanted to, but I'm actually trying to play the game, you know? I'm just trying to, but I saw I looked at what's available. I'm like, oh, it teleports.

So like, if you were like, damn, that's 5,000 meters, you could, if you want. You're going to force anything? You're going to miss everything. You do have a horse. And the DLC can be kind of a cool skin. Like just like, oh,

well, like if the deluxe edition, they have a, the, you can play the deluxe edition through the Ubisoft Plus or whatever, whatever it's called. Oh, that's cool, yeah. Yeah,

and it comes with a really cool skin where it's like some tiger monster with like a, kind of a, it's crazy. It looks like kind of has like a dragon thing on it. It's not a horse at all. Let's put it this way.

Let's put it this way. It's kind of cool. I love that they're just like completely, this isn't history anymore. I mean, it hasn't been for a while. For, I would say outside of the especially. I think when the Pope became evil, it was, like, that was when it was like, When you box the Pope, it definitely was like. That's brotherhood, right?

Um, uh, it might have been Brotherhood or Revelations. I don't remember. I think it was Brotherhood. It was Brotherhood. Because I didn't play Revelations. Yeah. You're like older and like you're like done. Well, I just.

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He's just like, he's his drip, and he's just fucking fighting the shit out of you. Like, what the fuck? Why's the Pope so strong? I love it. I really liked Brotherhood a lot. Like, brotherhood was, because that was like the one Assassin's Creed game at that time that was like really brisk. Yeah. I remember that.

It was like a short game. Yeah. I remember being like good. It was exactly what I wanted. You had like your, your homies. You had your brotherhood that you could get sick them on people. Yeah. That was cool.

Yeah. Yeah. Fucking covenant. I want them. I wish that those are games that need remasters. Like, sorry, sorry, remakes. because I've tried playing them. They just don't play.

They are very dated. They're older, yeah. They're very dated. And especially the first, if you ever, I, The first Assassin's Creed is rough. Go play the first one. It is hilarious. The first Assassin's Creed,

I remember being rough at the time. I remember liking it because it was like, it was something I'd never seen before, you know, just what they were doing. Right. But, like, also, like, I remember just being bored out of my mind pretty often. And Assassin's Creed, too,

was like significantly, but just color-wise, like setting wise there's a lot more interesting and Etsio was Etsio's sick I love Etcio I think he's a great character is still the face of the company

Etio Adetorei yeah Etsio Adetore de Torre yeah there it is Dude I fuck it He's such a good character man I never played Revelations though So I actually don't know how it ends But I don't he dies

Well I figured That's kind of what I figured That's kind of what I figured I really only didn't play it Because I just didn't have the money At that time And I was just like I had enough of Assassin's Creed

I don't need I'll wait for the third one It's how I felt about it It was enough It was enough. I did play the third one, but I also... God damn, I was so let down. That was a...

That was a... Talk about pacing issues, man. Yeah. Spent six hours as fucking... Edward Snowden or whatever the fuck his name is. Yeah, you're... Edward Snowden. You're Connor's like stupid dad or something.

Yeah. And then you're like little dumb kid Connor for a minute or something. I don't know. You're the dad... Edward Kenway or something? Something like that. I think Kenway. You're him for like seven hours.

And then the game's like, now you are a Native American child. You have to learn how to play the game again. Again, with the shit with like the tutorializing seven hours in. And you're just like, I don't need this. What are we doing here? This is crazy. It was, I love the colonial setting, though. It's a fucking dope arena.

It was interesting because I was like, okay, I know the buildings aren't very high around those times. So scaling wasn't really a thing in the game that much. You could still scale stuff, obviously. There's still the eagle old stuff. Well, I remember the trees specifically were the things. You could, like, run a lot. You could do like Tarzan shit. You could like run along the trees.

I'm like, this is sick. That's pretty cool. Yeah. But I like, I love being in like the European settings when they had those giant stuff. The scaling that stuff was really cool. Yeah. So it was like, oh, now things are going to be like, because things are not built up like that, obviously, in the fucking colonies. And just your, it's feel like they just dropped the ball so much because everyone was like,

oh, clearly Ben Franklin's going to be your Da Vincii. and he wasn't. I was like, I was like fucking Ben Franklin No, no, he was not alive. Who the fuck was even in there? Who the fuck was even in that game

historical figure-wise that you came across? So I don't even remember. That's like, I think, I think, so the big ones were still in there. I think you might have met like Lewis

George Washington's maid or something. It was like so really lame people and you're just like, come on, I'm playing Assassin's Creed. I want to,

I want to, want Ben Franklin to make ship for me. Yeah. Like that's the whole point of this. It was like it felt like the whole Japan thing. Like they're just like no. We're not going to do it because it's expected. I'm like what do it? But do it. He's an inventor. Like it's, that's what he does. That makes sense. It would have been great. It would have been fucking cool. Easy, easy, easy layup. I heard that the King Washington, I mean, I liked the idea of the King Washington DLC. Yeah. But I didn't like that game enough to buy DLC for it. I never played

it because of that very reason. I was like that game sucked. I'm not going to play the DLC. Um, that's fair. I still, even now, because there's like, you can buy the game for like nothing. And I'm just like, I don't want to play. I just don't want to play it. The remastered looked ugly too. They remastered the third one and it looked fucking gross. That's hilarious.

I don't want to play that. I just, I don't think I'll play that game. It was so lackluster. I couldn't believe it. I remember, oh, oh, the tea party. I just like, killed a couple of people. I'm like, don't get a fuck about O tea. I ain't no queer.

It just felt, it didn't even feel historical what, like, what you were experiencing. Like you hear about these moments. Later on I feel like they did a better job. Like when I played Odyssey and they did like some stuff, it was kind of cool. Like I was a part of some like major moments and I'll always say that Odyssey was there is their anomaly where it's it's I think 10 years from now some asshole that with a lot of cloud is going to make a video essay and and properly the way that I can describe how like this is a game that. feels like it wasn't made by Ubisoft to me

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and I just wasn't feeling it. Right. But like I am in, I like Japan. as like a setting. Right. I always have and it's like it just from Tenshu and all that stuff. And so playing this,

it's nice to play an Assassin's Creed game again. It feels nostalgic, but it also feels like, oh, this is like the right setting for me to get involved in this. Yeah. I'm glad I waited until now. This is the best time to like

dive in, surely dive into it. Yeah, especially now that they... Yeah, it's a good setting. They've done some work to fix some of the things that people were bitching about

or that I bitched about in the other game. So this is a much better... Yeah. If you came back with Valhalla, Jesus Christ, I bet you would never play Satskyy ever again. Because they really, they...

Yeah, I avoided that game like the plague, man. That game... Yeah. God, they joined it. Anyway. Next thing they need to fix is the launcher on PC. It sucks. I'm not doing it on PC. I'm doing it on console.

You should just because, to be fair, it only crashed one so far, but still. I also just need to use my console. That shit is collecting just. I feel like you get your money's worth. It's bad. I don't use it anymore. Yeah. I'm out of my mother playing.

cards or reading something and like I'm not doing that on my fucking like P-My PS5 is just in my living room. I've been playing my Switch more right now is literally which is hilarious. I mean whatever. What are you playing on the Switch? Pokemon. Oh right. I forgot you're a baby.

Yeah. I'm enjoying myself. I don't care what you think. Yeah. I mean, you're playing Assassin's Creed. So like I mean, yeah. I mean, it's not. I would play a Pokemon. It just doesn't. It doesn't the games don't play the same way anymore

when you remember like heavily Oh of course not I think it's kind of the thing I think the idea of just picking up my switch and playing anything on it pisses me off Yeah yeah because I'm just looking at I'm just like this is a fucking calculator basically Like this

You know what I mean? Like it's so fucking feeble It is a very weak It even feels weak to hold My I'm so annoyed to my brother My mom was talking to me about Getting a new console And I was uh she was talking about getting PS5

But she's she's she only has a PS3 You want to play video games actually Oh yeah I was shocked Where she almost beat Chains of Olympus on PSP She couldn't beat Persephone

Like the final boss I'm like you got to the fucking final I was shocked Because I just There's no way she's gonna be able to do All the Quick Time events and all that shit I can't even fucking fathom My parents getting past the first room in a game

My grandma is so fucking old That playing a video game Might try to trigger something What if it heals? What if it was gone? Try it. You should hand her something. Or would it make it worse, you think?

You think she's actually an ancient Egypt? He's like, no, no, we're going to become slaves again. And I was like, oh, man, grandma, I'm sorry. My bad I did this to you. Sorry, I thought it would be fun. I'm so sorry. All I do is make your name. I'll never forget.

Let's do it. Let's do it. I'll never forget trying. Escape. Escape. Escape. In retrospect, I didn't think, I didn't think it through. Because, like, I remember my mom.

was like curious about it and then I I the game that I was obsessed with at the time and playing at the time that I thought would be good to introduce her to was portal because it was like because there's no combat you can't die it's kind of how I was thinking right it's like there's no combat you don't need to be accurate really it's not did you start off from the beginning I think a person I think a person I think it was the beginning I think a video games catch you're too much too much thought it's it's a lot to wrap your head around especially if if you if you've never even because I don't even think she's played like oh oh I don't even think she's played like oh Yeah, I genuinely, I don't even think she's touched of it I don't think she knows never, never like it. She hasn't even played like a 2D game, I'm pretty sure. Yeah. So like throwing her in a 3D game with like all these buttons and all the two sticks. And then like we forget about that. Yeah.

Like how second nature it is to us. Yeah, a lot of people fell off of video games because of the two sticks. I've heard people say that like where they're just like, yeah, I really like video games. And they added the sticks in the shoulder buttons. I was like I'm out. I was too much. My grandma could play the fuck out of games like Pac-Man and Galax. and Galactic and shit like that.

So she was a gamer back in the day. In the fucking 70s, I guess. Yeah, I mean, yeah. When she was like 50 or something? Did she 50? Damn. No, she wasn't 50 then. It's 50s and 70s.

She was late 30s early 40s. Yeah, she was 40s. Oh, shit, actually. Okay. She's, she's in her 90s, no. My grandma was going to be 90 next year. That's right. I thought she was done for some reason.

Okay. Yeah. No, no, no. I'm the second child. Remember? My sister is 12 years older than me. I don't remember. There's no shot I remember.

I don't know I've told him I have an older sister yeah I don't tell you yeah she's in the UK right no that's one of them oh that's one of them the one from my that side of my family she's 12 years older than me so I am the youngest I was the youngest I'm the youngest grandchild no I was the young sister for a while my term my mom's twin brother you guys get in that had a kid when I was like seven so he's a little bit younger than I am write this down but it's not many it's like I was the one of the youngest so you're at least year you're in the middle. So it's like, there's like, your oldest sister, 12 years old, she's, uh, Kingsta. Kingsta. Yeah. There's, uh, yeah. There's, uh, Kingston. There's King Sto. King'sina.

King Stina. Then there's King Stah. King's, King's, King, all right. We're gonna move on. Kingstina. But she, she played the fight. I can like, I remember I went to her with her arcade with her once and I was like, I want to go to you guys to arcade. And I was like, Grandma, you're old and boring. He was like, all right, right. Wait, hold on. We got a good question here. All right. She had a great time of that. Fuck. That's cool. That's cool. That's so fun. That's a good memory. That was my mom.

She would play all the games casually, try to play the games that meant stuff to her like Zena. She was obsessed with Zina. She started playing the PS1 game. Oh my God. I played that game. The Shaku was kind of cool. I played that game with my sister.

And we had so much fun playing it. You're like first person like the shot. It was kind of cool. It was a constant, but I'm not playing that gay shit. That game was fun. Mom. So she played that.

That was fun. I would watch her play it. And so she would always only get those type of games where it's like, oh, really like this franchise. So that's why she somehow, I still have a little trouble believing that she got all the way to the end

of Chains of Olympus because I beat that game. I know how much goes into playing it and there's still all the buttons you got to control. I could not imagine playing that game on a PSB again. Because that shit was not even, it was missing so much. It was a little weird, especially not having two sticks.

Yeah, it changed the things a little bit. But whatever. Is that the one you got to do the, dun, dun, dun, we got to put it. That's, I love that moment. I love that moment. Fuck you, little daughter.

He goes in for the double hug. She goes in for the double hug with both arms. He's like, holy, you're pushing it. No, I abandoned thee. And you just got to. That nigger sucks. It's so funny. Just ingest of fucking, at least in defense of crados, he did it to save the world.

Literally he had to, he could have stayed in Elysium. Yeah, it had a perfect existence. But then he was like unselfishly saved the world from Persephone. Like, so I'm like, I mean, I mean, granted he does several things unselfishly. He also does a lot of selfish shit. Out of context, it looks awful. Let's just put it that way. Because he kills Helios for the son to bring the son back for people.

You know, he does do that. He does do that to help people. But then he also murders a guy. Helios has been captured by the sleep guy. Whatever, yeah, whatever his fucking name is. I forgot. I haven't played that game in forever since it came out. But what's the next question?

I was a fuck nigger once upon a time. I feel bad. And fuck Santa Monica for not giving us the remastered games. Like what the fuck? 20 year anniversary. That was so weird. Here's some skins on Ragnarok. Oh, is that what it was?

Yeah. They're like, oh, the original Kratos colors. There was some concept that was black and gold. It looks cool, but I'm like, literally your entire fan base is waiting for the games to be available on the new consoles. They want to give you money. Kind of the same thing with Bloodborm. They're like, hey, we want to pay you guys. So it's every everyone does that

We want to pay you People will be like Hey if you give us the old games On the Game Boy advance We will pay you for them We will pay you lots of money We have no problem like Here

So what's the problem Why? Why Chris Why Christopher Ray Maldonado Why are we getting what we want? Everybody sent hate mail to Chris Is it his fault that is happening He's the one that stop He's the floodgate that's running from happening

It's your fault why we don't have The remastered collection of God of War The Greek side of you. You're doing this. Little niggas. Roastog Jr. wrote in. It says, okay, I was interested in the magic discussion earlier and looked into it more.

Oh, invoke racism? Yeah, yeah. Precedent, sorry. Invoke racism. That's a little on the nose. That's a little on the nose. I mean, there's different races in that world. It would make sense more anyway.

It's so damn funny. I wouldn't like dragons if they were around. They seem like assholes. All right, hold on. Let me read this. I agree. banned a few other cards for similar reasons. According to Chad GBT, so take it with a grand of salt,

there have been other magic the gathering cards that were removed or banned due to racist themes, similar to invoke prejudice. Wizard of the Coast took action in June 2020 by banning seven cards and removing their artwork from their databases. The cards included invoke prejudice, cleanse, which had problematic racial undertones. Uh-oh. Stone-throwing devils, which had a depiction linked to offensive stereotypes. Pray-Desh Gypsies

Considered racist due to the term gypsies Jihad Let's go Which had religious and cultural sensitivities Imprisoned which had controversial thematic elements And Crusade which is critiqued for its connotation for historical violence Eh Those last few I don't know

The last two like what? The last two like I don't know about that man Gypsy That gypsies is crazy That is wild Stone throwing devils Stone throwing devils is wild That's pretty like oh come on

That could That's one of those things where it's Like I could see that because that you know so to be quite honest stone throwing devils That's a band name or something you know what I mean that sounds that sounds like a little league Baseball team yeah kind of does it sounds like both somehow that's how that's the town stone throwing is the team the devils and there's a bunch of little this little shittiest little kids they're just gremlins one little kid comes out the ground literally yeah I can't complain just gonna fucking cyberman ass kid

Cybermen children I just think of little kids That's Cybermen Would you raise a Cyberman? No They're gonna Every Cyberman is a terrorist If they live long enough

Yeah I don't like that they can just hug you And explode That's a good point That's like a lot of power Like if my dog could explode at any time I don't know if I would I don't know if I would have it

Yeah A Cyberman is as strong as raddits right So that's That's actually kind of crazy What do you think about it? That's insane That is fucking bewildering They grew Raddits

They're strong as Radits That's fucking absurd How embarrassing is that Is that embarrassing for Radits Or is it impressive for the Cybermen Both I guess it's gotta be I think it's more embarrassing

For Radits though Because yeah that's what I feel You are a bitch ass-same But Radits is Goku's brother It's like what the fuck is going on Like Radits is so But it's a bitch And it's like how

How are you a bitch when you're Goku's brother And why did they send Your nephew is a guy Send him to troll. Did they sent? Was he sent there? Or why did Raddett show up? Because he,

because Goku showed up to convene with Goku. Because usually they let them go there as kids. They take over the planet. They assume that, did they assume that Kakarot did his thing? Yeah, it was an assumption that Kakarad heard he did his job. Oh, okay.

And they got there and he doesn't have a tail anymore. I don't remember this at all. I got to watch. You got to watch, you got to watch Ball and Z because you did so much context is missing. You're like, what the, why? I haven't, it's been so long. Things are hinted at stuff in Zabal, and you're like,

oh, what the fuck ever, you know? Like, this is a kid, a little chubby Asian kid that has a tail around doing dumb shit. And you're like, oh, that makes sense now. That's why Goku, Goku didn't know he killed Grandpa Gohan for years. He was like, what? That was me? I don't remember so much. He learns that in a tournament.

In Ball, in Dragon Ball, right? I think he learned it. He learns it in bought, no. And he learns it in Z, actually. Let's be honest. Buying cannabis shouldn't be complicated, sketchy or low quality. That's why I want to tell you about mood.com. That's M-O-O-D.com.

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Yeah. Yeah. And he's like... Ah. He's like, I killed my grandpa. Oh my God. What the fuck?

Yeah, you're missing a lot of context if you don't watch Dragon Ball first. Yeah, if you don't want Dragon Ball first. It is extremely important.

It's not undeniably. No, I want to make sure that everybody knows like there's a really important plot point that is really present throughout all of Dragon Ball

which is Grandpa Gohan. What was the reason about Gohan's name Gohan, I guess. That's the only plot point. That's the one thing you give me. Yeah. He named his most prize possession after the person he murdered.

Did he do it thinking like I might have to murder you? I might have to put you out of your misery. Oh, I don't got to kill this nigga too. I got to go on again. People took umbrage with our conversation about Dragon Ball. Yeah, because you guys are dumb. Oh, what did they say? I think they misinterpreted what we were saying, to be honest with you.

Yeah. Like my argument is literally just like, I think if you watch Dragon Ball, there's a chance that you could like enough to continue and enjoy Dragon Ball Z. But I do think there's a pretty high likelihood that people who might like Dragon Ball Z might be turned off before they even get to it by Dragon Ball because it's such a different show. Yeah. And I think Dragon Ball Z is just more culturally relevant and more worth experiencing

because of that than vanilla Dragon Ball. So like I would recommend people go and if they like Dragon Ball Z, go watch Dragon Ball. Right. Just watch, you know what I mean? Like Red Dead to Red Dead too. It's like they're almost in reverse or whatever. Exactly. Like Red Dead 2 is made to, for you to actually not have to play Red Dead Red Dead Redemption.

Really? Yeah, absolutely. I guess. I played them both. But the thing is, it is made this way. You will, there's like, say, because there's so much that you don't, um, like say the way the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, there's all these things happening happening. that you're more focused on what's going on there

and then Arthur Morgan who is not in the first one at all no nothing you know what I mean there's there's elements and you get to learn about Dutch and Dutch doesn't really add much Javier doesn't really add much you know when you're hunting them down as John in the first one you're not you're actually not missing much because they're at the tail end of their fucking career he's kind of rounding up these has-beens essentially

yeah they're barely characters in red one and Bill Williamson shoots you like it's it actually feels kind of cool to play Red Dead 2 first. I actually, if you're, I could just, it's better if you experienced it chronologically. It's, it's gonna be better. Sure. But it is a cool experience to actually be like, I really like Red 2 and I'm interested in learning the little bit of pits and pieces and I feel like that's how you can do with the DBZ where there's this culturally relevant thing that's really big. And then you're like, oh, maybe you want to fill in a few guests. Well, the thing too is like all the big

moments that people have seen that make them like, oh, maybe I want to watch Dragon Ball. None of them are from Dragon Ball really. Like there's maybe like one maybe. which is like the piccolo fight, which is a good fight, but it's just like, I just remember being really turned off, like watching all Dragon Balls, and being like,

oh, I wonder, like, what the first one is. And I watched Dragon Ball. I was like, oh, man. I'm not into this at all. And it has a lot more,

and it has a lot more of like the anime stuff that I hate, which is like the, the fan service stuff and like the fucking, the weird. The chibi shit, probably the slice of life type of vibes.

Goku Slav Blahma's pussy. And you're just like, I don't, yeah, it's, I watched it first. Chi-Chi's a child in like a fucking bikini, you know, and you're just like, what the fuck am I seeing with this?

Did you watch it when you were older? Yeah. Yeah. I watched it as a kid. I watched it when it was Eric in America. I watched Dragon Ball first technically, but I was a fan of Dragon Ball Z first. I can say that much. I was a friend of Dragon Ball Z first.

Because I saw Dragon Ball like 11 o'clock when I shouldn't be up. And I definitely was like, oh, this is interesting. But then I watched Dragon Ball Z. And I was like, oh, why is everything the way it is? And you watch Dragon Ball. I was like, oh, this gives context to everything. Why Goku's at the Turtle School. Why Gohan has his name.

Sure. Where he comes from. Why Piccolo is the, because I think for particularly Piccolo is the character. And Tien Shenhan are the ones that you don't know why they're important. I agree. But then in Dragon Balls, they're significantly lessen. Like, they're probably like... I think Piccolo's very important.

I just don't know. Like, he's not not important. Like he's not not important, but he's on the ladder. He's pretty low on the wrong. He's not like chowtsu or something. I'm not saying that. He's not the main, what you call it? The main villain arrival anymore.

That becomes Vegeta. But I'm saying what I'm saying is like I like to Piccolo a lot, having no context for his existence at all. But I'm in Dragon Ball. I adore him because of Dragon Ball. That's fair. That's why I really like it. I think it's fine. Everybody's like, you're evil.

And everybody's like, he's evil. And it's like, what has he? done that's evil? What has Piccolo Jr. done that's been evil once? And it's like... Well, he did kidnap Gohan, kind of. That's true. That's the only thing. He's like, I'm going to take this kid and I'm going to make him kill

you later on. And he blew up the moon. In self-defense. It's self-defense. Yeah, the moon was attacking him. No, Gohan was attacking him. I know. And he was like, interesting. And it's like, the ramifications of that

are so immense. I just love that. The mood's Oh, no. They brought it back. Did they wish it back? Yeah, they wished it back. That's so funny. I forgot about that. They brought it back.

Yeah, I don't know. I think. It was off screen, but it's back. But it's back. You have to assume that they did that someone wished it back or some guy. Just some guy found the dragon balls. He was like, I really miss the moon. I miss the moon.

I miss. There's this one. There's this one. Seasons and light at night. It's so dark at night after that. And you have to imagine. There's one big bulge of water in the middle of an ocean that's a really high, up and we need fish back.

Can the moon come back? I'm pretty sure without the moon we wouldn't have seasons. Like, the pole kicks it on the axis. I don't know enough about that to make to say that. I'm pretty sure that I wouldn't be surprised. I wouldn't be surprised. But yeah, I don't know. Like watching however you want ultimately.

But like I do think like I do think there's a higher chance that you would like Dragon Ball Z than there is a chance that you would like Dragon Ball. Just because Dragon Ball is a lot more mundane. It's a lot. Yeah. I don't know. It's less grandiose. And it's less operatic, I would say.

Sure. And it's like, that's what really attracted me to Dragon Ball in the first place. And going backwards and not having that was really disappointing. But watch however you want. There's also, that was cool. That shit's crazy. That's just, it's because he's by himself as a little boy. And he kills the Nazis.

And it's like, yeah. There's also. That is right. I forgot about that. There is also the, um, the fact that, like, the version of Dragon Ball'sie that I experienced is not really easily. There is a, Kai is what you're going to be. watching and Kai's good-ish in certain places.

But there is something, dude, being a 10-year-old boy and watching Dragon Ball Z and having like the fucking Falconer soundtrack in the background, the way that it was back then and the announcer like next time on, like that's not. Yeah, like that's not how modern Dragon Ball Z is. Yeah. You're going to get Kai. You can find that though. It's not hard to get it.

It's a lot rougher than you would assume. Dude, the American opening too. You got to experience that, Dude, rock the dragon, dragon, dragon ball. It was just so high optic. It just felt like a 10-year-old boy's dream. It was exactly what it was. Like it really was like there was nothing more 10-year-old boy

than Dragon Ball C in that period in time. And that's probably also why I love it so much and why it's probably not even, I don't even know if that experience really exists anymore for somebody going to it for the first time. So do how, I don't know, watch however you want, I guess. Because I watch Dinamon.

Dime was pretty much like Dragon Ball. Because I like... Yeah, I'm over. I'm done. I like Dragon Ball G. Because Dragon Ball G. Because Dragon Ball Gapal reminded me of Dragon Ball. I need to go back and...

That's why I liked it. Welcome to the Grand Tour. I watch it out of... Grand Tour. I watch it. Maybe I don't like it now. Like a grand tour around the world. Remember the guy giving an interview about it?

Like talking about the song? No. The Grand Tour. Yeah, it was like a grand tour around the world when they get the Dragon Balls again. Yeah, Goku. I don't want to hear that. Yeah.

He's not special about it. Goku was a child again He's got to hang out with his friends I hated that fucking theme So I'm so deeply It was very easy to block Like just like I'm not I'm not carrying this in my head

Super St. 4 looks stupid as shit to me I loved looking out This looks so fucking dumb I was like I love it I love it so Because Super St. 3 looks stupid too I gotta go back Yeah

Well it is stupid that why is it why? Where does eyebrows go? Not even the hair got longer Where does eyebrows go Well just like That was the part for me That was always like He was just out

He was just angry. They just went in. It's kind of stupid that that happens. I'm like, all, what's the point of this? Yeah, it's like,

oh, hair metal people, all right. Two is just you have a little bit of like lightning over you? Is that it? The bang goes up. The bang goes up now.

Was that it? Yeah, the bang that's usually down on the loose head. No, no, it's the opposite. Well, no,

it's the opposite, I think. It gets more jagged. He has more bangs as Super Sand 1 and then Super Sand 2 he's only got two. Is that what that is?

Yeah, because I remember, I remember obsessively drawing these people. I remember drawing Super Saint 2 explicitly because I didn't know what the fuck was a difference. Yeah, I think so. I think literally. And then Vegeta's difference is nothing.

The lightning. Yeah, Virginia's just lightning. Gohan and someone has a very striking. Imagine Vegeta getting a bang, but like at the top of like his at the top of his horse. It's just hanging off like in the air.

It almost looks like an ants mouth. And then what go to go Teng says is the fucking he says his hair is longer than him. Yeah. Super Saint 2 for somebody, just go straight to 3. What the hell was that? I think it's them both halfway getting a Super Saint 2, but they're one person, so it goes 3.

I think it's more just like there's no reason to go to that. Because you can't go to Superstand 2. Gotang's in a, in a... They're too strong for 2? Maybe they're too strong for 2? Like, there are the power levels already so high that like... I think you automatically go to 3. There's two of them, and they're probably like getting to like...

Remember when they get buffed? Like, they get jacked. That's like the middle grade of almost Super 8. But then it slows them down. It's like Super Seine grade 3. Super Vigida and Supertrunks. Yeah. When they were like fucking yoke.

I think that's them both doing that together in one body. So it goes to three instead. Yeah. I like her. We're trying to find out the math of this. I love it. It makes any sense. If a curatorial amount wasn't just like, I mean,

this is just going to look the same. He just added dime of Supertane 4. And it's like you canonically said there was no form stronger than three when he fought Beerus. Guys. And now there's a four. Step outside yourself right now. and think about everything you just said

as if you're somebody who's never watched Dragon Balls. Oh, yeah. Oh, it's dumb as fuck. It sounds insane. It's so funny. That's why I love the show. Like that is like,

I love this. I love how dumb this says because it makes me happy looking at it. That's why it's so much more enjoyable. In my opinion, it's not not trying to shade OG Dragon Ball. It's just a very different tone in show. Yeah, to me, it's like the difference between

oh, let's some wild and crazy anime versus like the delivery express or whatever the jibli the steo jibbley like very there's a very good nice wholesomeness to it and stuff and you want to discuss it with your your gay friends and your your girlfriend or something your gay friends yeah but then your stupid friends that like to eat cheetos and mountain do or whatever you're going to talk about power levels and stupid bullshit inside of their own fucking faucets and yeah yeah have like socks and that are fucking starched under your bed and shit like you're gonna talk to those guys about

about that shit. If one breaks down you take a star sock out and you kill him with it. You axe him with it.

This is a weird This is a weird one. You put down dogs. This is a weird one. These are like separate questions for all of us

which is interesting. I don't think I've ever gotten, I think we might have gotten that one. Well, he was smart about it, you know? That's smart. Okay.

Derek's got the longest one for some reason. Jesus Christ. But he goes, John is eternal. He says, Hey, you barnacles.

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Hey, Swin, have you listened to the new Cardi? And if so, what do you think? I'm not a big fan of Cardi. I think his music's kind of mediocre. He hates Cardi. He hates Cardi. He's like he hates Cardi. But I think he is, I think he's done damage to the guy's some music actually.

But was that a layered joke? No, no, it just, was it Derek mid bike? Yeah, I tried to, I try to cut to him whenever he's eating. Because for some reason he doesn't want me to doing that. For some reason. People are at the most unflattering when they're eating. He's talking right now. For some reason he doesn't want me to cut to him while he's taken up.

I think Dylett was a good album though. DaiLitt was a very good album. I enjoyed it a lot. All right. Derek, not a question, but I know you were looking for some cool rap slash metal stuff. And I think you should check out what? Cemetery Rainbow Bridge 3. What the fuck?

That sounds insane. Cemetery Rainbow Bridge. It's super metal and deep fried. And the songs and the songs that's maybe would, oh my God, you got to, this is grammatically fucked. Maybe it would get you the most hooked onto the album are murder ride, chainsaw part. I'm a sinner Crucifixion and Meet Me by the River They're so over the top that it's such a spectacle to witness It's just pure raw hell energy

And it's amazing, it's an amazing experience I think you'd maybe fuck with it You said Cemetery Rainbow Bridge 3 It's not even on Spotify Oh wait here we go Oh it's by the, okay so it's by cemetery And the album's called Cemetery Rainbow Bridge 3 Yeah yeah

Okay It looks fucking stupid already. What's the art image for the album cover? Let me go back. I forgot how words were. It is.

What the hell is that? I don't know. It's a chainsaw guy. A dog. That looks crazy. That looks like what Chris Angel dreams about. Probably. In a world where everyone's Chris Angel, that's a net hearty shirt.

Yeah. No. Stupid. That premise that you've just built is crazy. But yes. I mean, they give views I mean, they got a song called Bunny Suit with 11 million streams

That's nutty. Yeah, they got plays. Yeah, man, I mean, I'll check it out too. That looks fucking ridiculous. That dog in the corner really sold me, really honestly. It's like there's like a golden retriever Just like normal ass Stair in the bottom right corner of the album cover.

I love it. And Chris, should I buy some monkey bread? If so, which brand? I got to be honest with you, I don't know Because I only had like homemade monkey homemade, like people make it for like a party or something. But I will say, a, and I've had it at restaurants too, but like I don't, you know, I don't know what the fuck they buy.

But like, dude, monkey bread is fucking, that shit is delicious. It's really good. Like, it's dangerously delicious. Like, I'm kind of glad that I can't have it all the time because I would be fucking. Smoke made it with biscuits, dude. Yeah. Oh, God. It was so good stuff.

They have it at the place that we go to on the corner pretty regularly, actually. Oh, really? Have it there? They have it there. It's like a dessert thing. Oh, that's cool. And they had it available at a hotel in Vegas also. So, like, it's, you can, I would recommend before, like, buying any, like, store bought anything.

Just have it, either make some or just have it at, like, a restaurant or something. Because it's fucking, mm. Make it with pilsberry donut, um, pilsberry biscuits. Biscuits? Mix, really good ones. Is that a smoke does it? Oh, right, right. Yeah.

No, yeah, that's, yeah, highly recommended. It's good shit. I'm not even really a dessert person like that, but. I'm falling off desserts. I don't really like that. like him anymore. Occasionally. It's unnecessary sugar.

I'm like, I don't need it. It's a lot. Yeah. Occasionally I like, uh, I've actually, I've had one since I've even been to Cali, but the Hershey's, uh, they have, the Hershey Sunday pie. It's fucking phenomenal. I don't even know what that is. I mean, I can gather what it is. It's a chocolate ass pie, man.

It's, it's so fucking good. Uh, they actually, they sell them individual slices at least Burger King. I remember they used to. Maybe they still do. Have we guys ever been to a place called, um, home, the restaurant on Glendio? No. Dude, they have some chocolate cheesecake that I had like a day, like, I mean, a week ago. It's so good.

I took like two bites times. I can't have anymore. It's so fucking good. Did you guys, because this, I'm going to ask you guys a question. Because this is, this feels like it might just be me or like might be a very particular thing for me. Did it take you guys a long time to try cheesecake? Yes. It's because it's cheese, right?

And you think like in your head, you're like, ew, cheese cake. My grandma really doesn't like cheese. So we never had it. She really isn't like cheesecake. She's like not a fan of it. You know what she loves a lot? Fucking canolies and eclares. She loves those things.

That's kind of close. Like texture-wise, you know what I mean? Closer texture-wise, yeah. Well, it's closer in the realm of desserts than like a donut. Well, they're all Italian things. Yeah, yeah. So she's like, she'd never eat it. And I'm like, why don't you like this?

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Cheesecake. I didn't have cheese cake. I had cheese cake for the first time when I was like 25. Oh, wow. I'm not even joking because the image, I just couldn't understand how cheese in a cake would taste good. Oh, so you never tried it? You never had cream cheese?

Before that? Cream cheese on a bagel? No. I still haven't had cream cheese on a bagel. Oh, you're lying to me right now. I'm not joking. You're a fucking New Yorker. Are you serious?

I don't like, I don't like your fucking lying to me. The idea of cream cheese. Oh my God, I'm so mad at you. Yeah, I've even had it. You're from New York. What are you talking about? First of all, I get sandwiches. A bagel, creamies on a bagel is such a senat.

It's like one of the things we eat. It's probably, uh, you're probably, uh, you're Your family probably didn't eat it, right? Not really, yeah. My dad had lots before you fucking had cream cheese on a bagel. I have not had locks. What is locks? Isn't that like fish shit?

It's like fucking some sort of scalyam thing, I'm pretty sure. I don't fuck with seafood on a bagel, right? I don't fuck with seafood, period. That's crazy. But the thing is, too, it's like the thing about like, I get it if you exist anywhere outside of New York, actually, more than I get it in New York. Because in New York you can get such good plain.

You can get a plain bagel that will fuck. That will make you come, dude. Dude, but you always put something on a bagel, though. I don't really need anything on a bagel. You put some cream cheese. Here, I need step on a bagel. You put some cream cheese. It's either a bacon egg and cheese on a bowl or something like that,

or you put like cream cheese on your bagel or even a classic. I've got peanut butter jellies on bagels before. I actually like baking and cheese is more on. They might be better on rolls. English muffins and rolls. They may better on a roll, but like I get them on bagels too. I don't like English muffins. I don't know what's about it.

I don't get it. I don't know what I don't like some of them. I've had some of them that I really fucking hate. But like it's really as a texture. You got to find like the right. There's good whole grain ones. You know Joe the protein, the protein bread Joe.

I know, I know Joe. The English muffins they have. Is that the prison one? No, is it a prison one? What's the prison bread? Do you know what I'm saying?

The one I'm getting is like a protein bread. Dave's killer bread, I think is what it's called. Oh, I've seen, okay, I've seen that like a sprout or some shit. That apparently is really good. It's like protein bread.

Like it's like fucking like whole grain or whole wheat bread Yeah That shit that eatings of those are fucking really good I don't like I don't like in his own very much so either That's interesting I think they're lame I'd rather a roll or a Yeah rolls I would rather a roll generally Like the ones that you remember the deli mart

Yeah Oh my god dude There was a place around his his apartment Or his his where he was living Called the deli mart in upstate New York And it just had like I would Unbelievable good sandwiches A bacon and cheese on a roll there man

Salt pepper ketchup. I don't even like ketchup really But like I would get it sometimes Oh man I want that sandwich right now I'm so mad I can't I be Swiss cheese lettuce tomatoes And then it'd be

Chicken cullet The chicken cullet would be good I like a specific color though So good Sometimes this shit tastes like nothing Sometimes it tastes like nothing Yeah chicken cullets are really fucking hit or miss God

Man you guys we want to go back to New York I'm scared of planes right now I'm so terrified of planes right now Hey so far we haven't heard any significant planes until I get on one yeah that's true that's true

Mr. Destination or Mr. Final will get at you know it's final right I'm like it wigs at you he like he looks like a creature of some sort

and it's like how did that get on a plane no one questioned it oh so this is the last one I'm final I'm final

he's in one of the random seats he's not a pilot and he's like He's in the random seat and has the fucking... He has the steering thing. And the pilot goes back.

He's like, hey, you're not a pilot. I know every pilot in the world. I know every pilot in the... And I'm freaking the fuck out. No! All right, all right. Last question. Then we're getting the fuck out of here.

It's a meaty one. And it's a follow-up. Oh. So it's good. This is a great one. The harmissist wrote in. That's crazy. And he says,

Greetings and Salutations. Ratchit, Clank, and Captain Quark. Longtime listener, first time question asker And first time Patreon supporter Welcome aboard The Harmissist The Harmissus is crazy That is kind of awesome, honestly

It's a good one It's a good one You're about to see why it's a good name Because he's a scientist Oh, harmiss, oh that makes even worse than Yeah, it's great The Harmacy isn't saying I'm not sure if this has been answered yet

But in a previous episode, potentially 291, 292 or 293 you asked whether a scientist in the audience could answer whether an asteroid as large as a continent has ever hit Earth. I recently finished my PhD in astrophysics. Not to brag. Congrats. Not to brag it was dumb and gay. I love that. I love the idea that someone could be that intelligent and still be here.

Of course. That warms my heart. It warms the cockles of my heart for sure. Very intelligent people. Thank God. I like gay jokes. the N word is funny I'm sorry it just is

I mean it's scientifically proven to be funny now No the hard art is funny Whenever you if you get okay go ahead So I thought I'd weigh in with some fun facts The largest asteroid to hit Earth was only about Six miles in diameter It produced a crater that was roughly 200 miles in diameter This is however not the largest thing to hit Earth

As the moon's origin is largely believed to be attributed To the collision between Earth and a planet's similar size to Mars which is referenced in to as I think Thia Tatea I don't remember how to There's a way to pronounce it That's like weird

That I can't remember The debris from the impact Coalesce into a small ball We now call the moon Also you can fit all of the major planets In the solar system Between the Earth and the moon What?

That can't be real Yes I've seen that What? Wait no no Between the Earth and the Moon That's not real dude That can't be real You can't fit Jupiter

In between the Earth and the Moon Read it again Maybe he made a mistake Yeah read it again Also, you can fit all of the major planets in the solar system between Earth, the Earth and the Moon. It can't be true. That can't be real. Between the Earth and the Moon.

Is that real? I have to fact check this. Wait. I don't think it's that far away. I mean, that, like, it's not. It doesn't seem possible that it'd be that far away. Isn't Jupiter like 30 times us, right? Way more than that.

You can feel like 100 Earths just in the red spot. Really? Yeah. Oh, Jupiter? Yeah. Holy shit. Dude, gas giants don't fuck around, dude. No, I know they're so big, it's like hilarious.

Yeah. Ken, I'm just going to ask Ken Jupiter. Because if Jupiter can fit, I don't know. I could believe it then. Because Jupiter itself feels like too big to fit between, like, it doesn't make sense. Like, it's, it's an interesting, like, I wonder if I'm about the world. Because we're not, we're far from the moon. Of course, we're far, but like, I'm, I, it's one of those things to where it sounds so

unbelievable that it could be true. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Like, I'm so ignorant to it. I could be true. It's one of those things that like... Since Jupiter's diameter is much smaller than the Earth to Moon distance, you could place Jupiter between them. That's a...

So I guess there's a graph that must just show it. That's kind of wild. Yeah, there must be like... That's insane. That actually sounds so false. It's so... Sounds like so bullshit that I'm like, you know, it must be true because it's either this person's just brilliant and fucking with us or this is one of those wild facts. They're like, yeah, it is far enough away that you can sandwich all the planets.

Which means, I guess. Well, I'm about to look at up right now. I mean, I believe it if Jupiter fits. If Jupiter fits. If Jupiter fits, then like every other planet is pretty big. Yeah. Because we're the biggest terrestrial planet, right? By far.

No. Yes. No, we're not. Terrestrial, yes, we are. No, we're not. What's the extraterrestrial planet then? Terrestrial, what is terrestrial? Like the ones within the inner, within the solar system.

I forgot what terrestrial. I guess so. I can't think. We're the biggest one, right? I guess so. With Mars being not much smaller. Not much smaller. big. Everything else is significantly smaller. I know Venus is small. Everything else is significantly

smaller. Mercury is really small. Like, then you have just the gas giants that are, Saturn, fucking Jupiter and then Neptune. And then you have Crumbulon. Yeah, Crumbulon. Cronvillon sitting there. Your anus. I like how yeah, you got to call it uranus now because people, they, they're tired of, they're tired of the anus jokes. You know what's sad about that? Is that like, uranus isn't really that much better because it's urine. Yeah. You can't get away from it. It's either anus or urine. It's been named Uranos. That would have been better. But Eanos would have been better, yeah

But that's the God Isn't that shit up the God's name though? Uranos. Who? Uranos. Uranos. I think it's a God's name. Yeah.

I think Roman, right? Whatever. I don't, I so don't fuck with the Roman versions of the God. It's the same thing, though. But I don't fuck with the Roman versions. But they're just a valid swap. I hear like Neptune on my.

He's coming. Is that just coming? Is that just because they're planets? It's, well, I guess they, well, they just call. You know, that's what they name them, right? Right. But like because their planets already to us is like colloquially. Which one is more because it's more because I just, I'm so deep into Greek mythology and Greek, ancient Greek culture. Like I really. He's damn near Greek actually.

I, I, I, he's geeked out. He's for a minute. For a minute because of my stupid brother. Well, he's not stupid. But like he, he's obsessed with like family trees and all this shit. And my mom has a middle name that's clearly Greek. And then she was like, oh, we must be Greek and he was trying to find all this stuff. He's been a name Stobberos? It was like, can you imagine? No, my mom's maiden name is Ciotis. Oh, really? Yeah. And it was like, all right, well, so she was kind of like, okay, something, blah, blah, blah.

We never, I don't know my grandpa. I don't, grandpa on my mom's side? I don't know that guy. But like, so I don't, there's no verification, never talk to this dude or whatever. But anyway, long story short, my brother, I was already into like a lot of Greek and like ancient culture stuff, like obsessed with the old stuff. cool. And for a while he started learning Greek and he was getting into the culture. But then I think he ran into a roadblock and he's like, I don't think we're actually like Greek, dude.

And I'm like, that sucks. I didn't really feel the way he felt where I'm like, I was, I was obsessed before I even knew there was possibly a connection. Yeah, you were just interested in it. You didn't need that like connecting. But like the second he found that he was like, he was like, fuck this language. Yeah. I think he just stopped. I hate Mediterranean food. Ew, fuck you guys. He was eating like, he was eating like like some suvlocki and then he immediately threw it at a homeless person because he was done with it through a homeless person he threw but anyway so he goes on he goes on and he says if i may and if i may a question what are your favorite genres so he gave us all those facts and they said this is his actual question i guess he says and if i may a question what are your guys

favorite genres of books i've noticed that while my life is predominantly science related i really enjoy fantasy as a genre in my hobbies and books a lot more than science fiction and just wanted to your guys' takes. That makes a lot of sense. I want to thank you three for giving me so many laughs over the years, and I really appreciate everything you guys do. I especially love your science talks when it comes up. Gives me a right chuckle. Let's be honest. Buying cannabis shouldn't be complicated, sketchy, or low quality. That's why I want to tell you about mood.com. That's M-O-O-O-D.com. Mood ships federally legal cannabis straight to your door. No medical card, no hassle.

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Yeah, there you go. Thank you, dude. Congratulations on your fucking degree, man. That's hard work, man. Yeah, man. I have so much respect for science and scientists, especially now that everybody seems to be devaluing them. They absolutely.

Yeah, we got our, F. K. Jr., like really, uh, doing great. He's gonna do great. He's gonna do great things, I guess. Someone, someone with no background

and scientific work leading, uh, a fucking lawyer. Yeah, just because you had a worm in your brain, doesn't mean you're like, that wasn't an experiment. Dude,

that wasn't a science experiment you did. A asshole that wrote in a book that AIDS is not caused by HIV, but caused by gay people doing poppers. And I'm like, it's, that guy. is going to be running shit.

Anyway. Favorite genres of books. Favorite genre? The ones that I read the most, definitely fiction. The most books I've read were fiction because I'm a documentary guy like when I'm trying to like real shit.

I'm just trying to absorb like documentaries usually and then if it was, I guess damn, the more than I think about it, I've also read a lot of when I was obsessed. I used to be like a politic guy right i used to so i'd read a lot of like oh here's this book that's based off of uh um espionage and based off of this or um one of my favorite books that i that that was called the confessions of an economic hitman that just showed you how like um some how they destabilized areas and like

in like third world countries and it was wild because i read it while that was happening in um in uh in liby not liby yeah Libya while it was happening in Libya i was reading this book and i'm like oh my god I'm seeing it unravel how they do it. Like they have guys that come in try to make deals. They're called jackals. And basically if you don't play ball, that's when you need to be liberated. You know, that's when, oh, dictatorship. And then they hire a bunch of fucking mercenaries and they're freedom fighters,

even though they're not native to the area and they're all using American guns and American bombs. And then they kill Gaddafi, whatever, and then destabilize the area and, you know, start. You love it. It's crazy. It was like, it was. like stuff like that's fascinating but I guess I grew up with like just reading shit like holes you know what I'm saying yeah yeah like that that show was fun but as I guess I gotten older I'm more I guess nonfiction when I think about it oh nonfiction now not now I guess when I've gotten

older I guess it's been more um nonfiction than when I started off it was I wouldn't I don't want any I don't want I wouldn't I don't want to read anything that was even remotely in the realm of reality at first yeah yeah just about just having fun right like like a movie in your head no exactly yeah I think for me I'm still I'm nonfiction right now like I'm more interested in like books that people write about like what

like shit that actually happened or like like like one of my favorite ones that I read recently was like the the late night I can't remember exactly what it's called it was like a book all about like the Conan Jay Leno oh yeah yeah it's a great book it's fucking awesome and it's like so much insight about like how that industry works and like all this little all these little like

things about like oh this is how the building was and like this is these were the dynamics between like certain producers and whatever and it's like it's it's i think that shit's fascinating i read reggie physemase book too a couple like a year or two ago um the nintendo guy okay that was kind of interesting um what was that how was that how was that was that was i don't remember too much of it i remember it was it was okay it was just like it was more interesting to see like how uh Nintendo operated like it gives like an interesting like little kind of glimpse into that but it's mostly just about him in like business and like kind of figuring that stuff out. It's interesting.

He talks about like there was some 9-11 story in that book too that I can't exactly remember. It was kind of a 9-11 book. Yeah, like it wasn't that he was like in the tower or something, but like it was adjacent to it. I think he like had. I'm probably misquoted. I read this years ago. So I might be misremembering this. But like it was something like he had like to deliver like a really important like either pitch.

to Nintendo or like he was he was maybe about to be hired or something to some big job that like put him on the path to it but like at the time 9-11 was happening in New York and he was there so you're like it was some weird fucking thing like that but I think my favorite book was is probably like science fiction like like I like to read nonfiction most but like my favorite book is childhood's end I love that book the book is my favorite book I don't even that's an interesting question in itself for me I'm like what is my favorite book it's the one I think about all the time The word thing is I technically think Just by how much Nostalgia and things surrounding When I read holes It might be my favorite I don't know if it's technically my favorite

I was my favorite read But with everything With everything considered It's one of the first thing that comes in mind When people like, oh, like what did you read? I think about that because it was just It was such a weird way that I even read it And just how it came to

be in how it makes me feel. I remember exactly where I was when I was reading it and all this kind of stuff where I didn't even think about that that much when I read books. Like most of it was traveling. I would be traveling. I'd read. I'm on a plane. I'm on a bus.

And so they just read. Right. Yeah. But like there's a very few about like it's mostly like school books that I feel like I remember exactly like the weather and like where I was. It's like Charlotte's Web I remember. You know what I mean? Or like animal farm I remember.

I remember exactly like how I was lying down on my bed. my exact bed spread at the time. Like every other book I'm kind of like lost in usually. And I think I like nonfiction most because I have to, ADHD is weird and like I have to like reread a lot. And in fiction like fictional books, it's hard for me to like get involved in a story if I'm rereading the same thing all the time.

So like if I'm going to reread something over and over again, like a paragraph to like really get it, I might as well be learning something about like what's happening. You ever try taking notes after you write? What do you mean? Like taking notes after I read? Like when you mark. Like some separately?

Or like, after you read something, giving a brief summary in the best way you would know to do it. Not in my adult life. I've not done that. I did that in school.

I still do that now. Whenever I read something. It's probably a smart thing to do. But like, you do like homework essentially? Uh, to keep my brain sharp, yeah,

because I'm not doing anything with my mind, really. So I'd like, it's not a bad idea, honestly. Like right now I'm reading a book, uh,

like it's a book, uh, called the grieving tree. It's, it's like a D&D. The grieving tree? Yeah, it's a D&D like,

based off one of the world, those settings of D&D, but it's a story, like, like, a self-contained story in one of those worlds. It's like pretty much like someone else's campaign, but only in written form. Yeah. Right. So I'm reading that. And every time I read through it, like, like, I take out the iPad and I put down notes about, like, what I just read.

That's so I can kind of remember it. But that's just me being like someone that was in school for a long time. That's how I deal with reading. Yeah, you were still in school, like when we were out here. So, like, yeah. So I've been out of school for so long that, like, a lot of those habits have kind of left me. But that's a smart. It's not a bad idea.

Like, because I've got... Studying still hard for me, dude But I can do it though. I can like lock in and study. Yeah. I recently got House of... House of Leaves. And that's one that I really want to read

but I'm intimidated to start it. Because that's like one of the craziest fucking books ever. Like even just the way that it's formatted, it's like the whole thing is like... Like this. It's fucking crazy. I don't know how to describe House of Leaves to you, but like anybody curious can go look it up.

This is an uncharacteristically intelligent conversation that we're having right now, by the way. I think so. I would go for me, definitely my favorite. kind of books are like, I probably lay between science fiction and fantasy most, but the books that have met most to me are books that are like sort of like, there's this book called Voyage of Disabled Venus that I read in school where it was kind of, uh, Voyage of the Disabled Anus,

you said? No, Voyage of Disabled Venus is written by a woman called Robin DeCosta Lewis. She is a, um, she is a black woman from like, uh, I think Louisiana, if I'm not mistaken. And it was her perspective going through way to make it political. It is very political It's very political But it's her going through history Looking at

Depictions of blackness Throughout history On a long-term scale Where the original picture Of Venus in history Was a black woman Way long gone Looking at this like

This random impacts of like Blackness throughout history That's a very good book Another book I read Called What We Lose What is about like a A woman who is losing her mother Who is a South African woman

and he's an American black woman and it's really sad. That book made me cry. Very, very, does reading make me like come to tears? But it's such a good read. I was just everybody read it,

but you're going to be sad afterwards, though. It is really depressing. Yeah, I mean, yeah, like, I think books, anything,

anything that makes you emotional, I feel like it's, you know, books tear me up. Like a book kid fucking tear me up really easily because of the fact that I'm doing all the lifting that's not being done.

So I'm seeing all this stuff I'm imagining it and it's like, well, you're imagining exactly how you want to imagine it. Yeah, so it's fucking cuts me up really, really bad. That's why, that's why books are so, that's why there's, that they still even exist today. Yeah, there shouldn't exist anymore. They should be gone by now. They shouldn't, but just because of that very reason.

Also, people don't read them, though. That's the thing. People don't fucking read anymore either. I don't, I just purely just to maximize my time. I, like, listen now. Oh, no, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's not a bad idea. It's, it's, it's, it just, because it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not I can't do anything else.

I literally cannot do anything else from my reading. When I read, because you can't divide your attention. Or comics also. I read comics like a fucking motherfucker. Like, I read comics regularly. But like when I read,

I can like put on like something that's like instrumental, like a nice instrumental and I can read. That's it. Like you can listen to music and read because the music is just goes in the background. Yeah. You know,

but it can't be new music because then you're not listening to the new music. So it's like what did I even just listen to? It's something familiar. Sometimes there's background only read. But you can't. I do love me so that's the only problem I have a limited amount of time being a fucking adult To where it's like if I sit down and read and then it's like oh shit well I have time do nothing else now

I was one of those readers that can read like 150 pages a day just one of those people she has like one of those like fucking I read like athletically almost it's insane yeah and I'm like how do you do that and she can give a description of what she read actually my thing is like time I'm like how do y'all like have like I can read like I can read like how much time can you dedicate to read a day. I read like at least like maybe like an hour, hour and a half a day. When I'm when I'm reading. If I have the ability to sit down and read I'll read like hour, hour, half. That's not bad. And that's maybe like, maybe like a hundred pages. An hour a day. That's not bad to dedicate to reading. Yeah. But it's like, it's like, I'm reading dumb shit. Like I'm not reading things about like. Wait. What are you reading

t-shirt catalogs or something? No, but I'm like, I'm like, I'm reading, I'm either reading comics or like I'm reading like this book I'm reading right now. It's like really insane what's happening in this world. But like it's nothing, dude. It's something. It's some nigga with a sword that can help him speak the goblins. And it's like, hey, there's something really bad about that. And he's like, gay. Yeah, it sounds terrible book. It sounds very gay.

It sounds really stupid in concept. But like, it's really, it's everything. Everything's stupid in concept. And then you hear it like, oh. Look, I'm going to put this out of this. And listen to this. Yeah. I want to find more science fiction stuff.

And there's so much of it. There's like the Hyperion contos. So that's basically, I'm going to, it was called action, a bunch of people, like, give me your best recommendations. And I'll pick a litter because I've, science fiction? Yeah, because there's a couple of things that I've heard about and it sounds interesting. And I'm always, I'm more interested in stuff that's more nerdy, though. Like, they have, like, Hyperion be good for you. Like, they have things baked into it where they actually, it's not like, you know, not Star Wars where Star Wars is just like there.

No, Star Wars is more science fantasy. It's more sci-fi fantasy. It's more like, if a, if a concept. of like excuse fantasy how stuff works even if they do it if they explain certain things of how like their technology works if they have any descriptions of like a little stuff like that was hyperion the first the uh and uh hyperion cantos and end of hyperion are two books i read and uh there's moments that are really disgustingly described but it's really interesting it's like idea of like like you're talking about like sex stuff or nah just like just visceral moments of like body pain like

just very visceral moments of like pain where it's like that shit gets me sometimes where I cannot read any more of this right now I'd rather than much. Medieval porn, like kind of like tortured porn. My scrotum was taught and swollen. He calls some characters that he's just it's a story about like how they made a black hole on earth.

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And it destabilized the entire fucking planet. It's only put in someone's... Obviously. And it's like people trying to voyage outwardly, trying to figure out, like, if there are other places, the human's going to have it. They find this place called Hyperion.

Oh, so that's how it started? Yeah, they find this place called Hyperion where they send, um, I forgot the guy's name. Like a famous poet. I think he's a famous, like a very famous poet. It doesn't matter. But they look up.

But, but, yeah, they all gold. go there and it's like different stories and everyone's stories like a different genre almost. And there's like religious overtones and undertones. It's like social over and it. It's really, really good, but it's also intense as fuck to read.

But the second book is wild because it turns into an every, everyone's arts meat. And then the second one is just like a lot of fuck shit's happening right now. But it's really, really, really good. You should read it. It's maybe like Hyperion Cantos, you said? It's maybe like 800 pages, 900 pages.

Yeah. I don't have time for that shit. Childhood's End is pretty short from what I remember What is it? Like Childhood's End Childhood's End You ever read that one? No

That series That's a sci-fi Man I read the first book And there's a whole series I didn't know there was a series I just the first book I remember really fucking

This is fucking sick Like the print The concepts there are fucking awesome But uh Yeah I gotta start decking out my shit I don't have a I'm um

I'm so I'm so I Not let you There's a lot of books available on spot Spotify actually. Oh yeah, that's right.

So now I gotta start like, you know, collecting. Yeah, I try to read. I want to buy more physical copies of books.

It is nice to have a shelf full of books, man. I don't have any physical copies. I have a very small, my collection, you know, I have more comic trades

than I do books itself. So it looks kind of, it looks kind of silly. I like the idea of this having these thick fucking books. And then I have these other pretentious books that are like, fucking the God delusion

and God's killing in the Bible. You know, like, I have a little these books. God's like. A good news is such a cringe- It's good to read to give you, like, perspective, but that book is so cringe. There's a lot of...

Like Sun Tzu's Art of War. It's like, dude, you don't need this fella. Not only do I not have that, because I just didn't want to have it on that for that very reason. But then I caved, I did get the book of Five Rings, though. That shit's fire, though. That book is actually cool as fuck. It's, I think it's better. That's a samurai book, right?

Are there books you have? That's Moosash, no. You almost got it. Musashi, Masomoto? No, you're in the ballpark The samurai, the famous samurai Motorola. Motorola Mitsubishi, yes. I forgot his name.

Miyazashi, right? You're so on the, you're like, just about there. Isn't it crazy that Mitsubishi was like a warship company? Musashi. Yeah. Huh? Isn't it crazy that Mitsubishi was a worship company? Now they're wild. So crazy.

They didn't make TVs too? I don't think so. I've never seen a Mitsubishi TV. I'm sure they have to. I don't know if I've seen one, I mean, maybe a long time ago. Yeah, back in an era when they're making 3D TVs. Because there were a lot of weird TVs back then. Like, my parents had a Sonio, I remember.

Can't even be here. Do you know what a Sonio is? Can't begin tons of. A what? Do you remember Sonio TVs? Exactly. Sonio. There were so many.

How do you even spell that? S.A. Let me see if I can find it right now. Sanio? Sanio television. Is that? Hachuanio. Haquanio.

Sagan. Yeah, there it is. Yeah, these, these guys are. Sanyo or I guess? Sanyo. Is that It sounds What brand is that?

That's Sanyo. It's the brand. Sorry, what I mean is who manufactured that? Sanyo. I'm going to kill you. What country did that hail from? Don't say it.

Don't fucking say it. You know. The Sanyo Republic. I really have no idea. Sanio country of origin. It feels like Japan. It sounds like Japan, but I'm like, I thought...

Osaka, Japan. What, like, it's... Founded in 1949. Wow. Wow. They said it be shivis. So they got pushed out, I guess. Yeah.

The Charleston's end is only 250 pages. Fucking brisk. Okay. But, uh, dude, I, I was thinking, I've been thinking about the concepts in that book for fucking ever. Like, every week I think about that once. What the hell is it? It's like, I feel like to explain it is to give it away.

But like it's, the, the premise is that aliens have visited, they've visited, but they, they, they're just like kind of lingering. And they're helping, but they, they, they, they insist that they need to acclimate themselves. They, they need to acclimate humanity to their presence before they're willing to, um, before they're willing to come down. Dude, I know, it's, it's such an awesome. And there's more to it. like there's more it's such a cool fucking idea it's such a brisk read too

you can finish that in a fucking afternoon are they jacking off to us where are they doing yeah it's crazy and then the ending is wild it's I the ending is by the fuck out of it

and by the way it's very easily spoittable it's very yeah even the twist is like kind of like a it ruins it was it called child's end childhood's end

and by the way if anybody's listening to this and they're curious about it there are various attempts to tell this story on film

and in TV there's like a sci-fi series like the channel sci-fi not science fiction but like there's like sci-fi the channel trying to do a childhoodsend show it's fucking horrible

don't bother with any of that shit like if there's any kind of visual media to do with this avoid it like the play don't even like look at images of it just read the book it's fucking dope

because even some images is gonna spoil it you know what I mean like because it's very very very visual Arthur C. Clark? Yeah. Okay. Got it.

At first I thought that was the Scientology guy, but that's Elron Hover. But anyway. It makes sense, though, based on what it is. It makes sense. Childhoods... Fuck me. Rear end. Definitely don't do that.

That's not right. Yeah, definitely. It's crazy how it auto-corrected, but it had like a little clock next to it. It's if I typed it. It was if I typed this before. It's crazy. All right, let's get the fuck out of here. Let's read our $25 and up patrons.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're right there, bud? I'm just admiring my food. I black out at this. I absolutely react violently to any form of resistance. All right. Isn't that from Dracula flow? I think I messed it up the literature a little bit, probably.

I think you used the wrong words in every single way that you could have. What was that one fake word he said that you thought was real? Egregarius. That's a real word. Egregarius angle. It's a real word. It is, but that's not what he meant, I think. He meant egregious.

Wait, what is he? How did you have that pulled up so quickly? He gets thrown into a what? A trance? I agree, man. I agree. I love that that's Joji who made that thing exist. I fucking love it.

He had a song in fucking Invincible, isn't that weird? Oh, yeah, yeah, he did. Chris... Filty Frank. Makes sense. I'm going to give a president with a mortar. Chris suplexing swine, like Leon Kennedy. We'll call it the Gulf of Gay.

It'll be so gay. It's Emma. Two rats in a trench coat. Chris Chanvoys. My name is Chris, Chris, Chris, Ray, Shandonado. I was in walking dead. Harold of Sweenichu. He's Korean, dude.

Stop, bro. Are you Rick? It's not funny. It's insane. Mark, what are you saying? It's me, just kidding Simmons. Why are you saying? Just kidding Simmons.

Why are you saying? You look so disappointed. You know, like that little monkey that got caught by a leopard, and it was just smiling, relaxing. They knew it was going to die. Have you never seen an image? I've seen that. He's just a relaxed.

He knows he's dead. He's just, that's how it is sometimes. That's such a crazy acceptance for an animal to have. That's how it is sometimes. He just smiled. It's over. Oh, well.

Had a good run. Had a good run. It was licking him, and it's like, I want to get involved, but I would die too, help me. Like, just let him go. Not this one. He does the. The, what is it, Superman's dad thing?

It holds his hand up to you. Instead of a tornado, it's a fucking, what is it? A leopard. A leopard tornado. A leopard tornado. That shit made me so mad. The idea of Superman's dad is like, let me die. There's a fucking lepnato on its way.

Don't let me die. Nick, no. Let me die. That was Kevin Kossner, right? He was like, I don't think it was Kostner. Maybe. I don't remember. I don't think it was Kostner.

Oh, oh. Don't do that. I'm not confident in my... It's a fucking lepnado is on its way. Leopards getting shot out of a tornado. Clark, don't. Let the lepernato take me. Don't.

Warr! Rob, wrong, wrong. It's violently dies. Just disembowel. Just takes his all his guts out. He just let it. What a bitch. You just let your dad die.

I'm kind of a stand. So stupid. The world's so afraid to see. I'm like, the world will fear me. That's so stupid. Like, that is the worst depiction of John Kent,

one of the best comic book dads ever. So funny. And they were like, yeah, let this happen. Him dying from cancer is so much more important. Not him dying from a tornado that Clark can stop. Whoever wrote that completely missed the point.

Yeah, whoever wrote that is someone that's not a fan of the character. That's what it is. I guess you don't even need to be a fan of character. You just need to be literate. You know, like, say you understand why this happened. Because isn't the point of cancer that, like, Superman can't. Yeah, there's some things that you can't.

Exactly. That's what, that's the whole point. It's like, tornado is like, you can, quite literally, he can stop a tornado. He can blow a tornado away. So stupid, man. And then, I don't even care about Superman. You know, like, at least he said it went like, you know, like, you know, like, you No, who was it, who's a guy, um, the Snyder? Does, um, the Snyder, Scott Snyder?

Zach Schneider is a, he's a, he's a cynist towards comic book characters. That's why he wanted to do. watchman. He's a cynist towards those kind of thing. He's like, oh, they're all evil. You have to be fucked up in some way. And it's like, I think it's great for the role for that. I think he did it fine for that because of fact, that's a cynical person's wet dream

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Those show was not a bright colored show at all. Metropolis was, it felt, but what you call it? Like, the world? Like, you go in a room

and everything's like a darker color than it would normally be. I wonder how much of that is, that's kind of the thing. It's like, I wonder how much of that is like, because I've heard things too about like how like as you get older things get dimmer. Like I've heard that before.

Is that not like, but that's, that's not like literal, right? Well, I don't know. That's what I'm saying. It's like, you're wondering if that's,

I don't know because I think that might be true because I definitely like sometimes I see things. I'm like, I remember that being brighter when I was a kid. Yeah. But then like, but then you hear things about like, oh, the original recordings of these things are actually like lost. So like all we have are like scans or whatever. And it's just like, oh, well, that could actually be it too. So like I don't actually know how true it is. Maybe the scientist can fucking help us.

Although astrophysics probably won't. Thanks actually, the funny thing is things seem brighter to me because I have everything so dim now on like the computer. and stuff like that. I use dark mode. Everything's dark mode. I don't even know how I existed without it. I use Braille mode for mine.

I put dark mode. Just tits pop out of the fucking screen. Yeah, little little bumps pop out of the screen. I use dark mode and I go I can't figure this out. I don't know what this is. And I have to call a tech support to figure out how to shut it off.

You do what now? I put on my point at five volume and I put them on the darkest mode possible and I'm like, you can really hear what's going on. No, I can't. I can't. I think he's enjoying this.

I know a guy. that throughout high school he never watched porn with volume because of he couldn't. Circumstantially, whatever. To me it was just weird that I'm like, I don't, okay, I just couldn't properly conceptualize watching. It's like raising Keyes with no sauce. It really is.

What the hell are you doing? Because the, I'm speaking for myself right now. The sound, the moaning of the woman is is, I would say 60% of it for me. Yeah, I would almost rather just the sound. Yeah, like, it's like, I, I, not hearing it is, it's, let's put it this way. Whenever, like, I'll come across Twitter and there'd be like a clip, like some tits or something going on. If, if it wasn't a GIF, right, GIF has no sound, fine.

But if it was just a video and there was no sound, I immediately just shut up, because it just upset me. even if it wasn't like the point like oh the chick's not like you know she's not climaxing or something but the fact that there's just no audio on it and I'm like what are you a freak where'd the sound go like you what are you a murder now that I'm like everything screen recorded how do you not have sound anymore yeah I don't even get it like even gifts have sound now like which by the way it's just a video it's a it's a fucking video I don't know why it says gif yeah it's a looping video and sometimes I'll see a looping video that ass sounded and like, why is this classified as a gift?

That's not a gift at all. I think a looping makes it a gift, I think. But everything will loop. If it's a sudden video. I mean, yeah. I think the fact that it loops by, the fact that it loops by default. Okay.

I think is what makes it a gift. But isn't everything, because everything's defaulted to auto play now. Yeah, but it doesn't loop. It does. It keeps going. Oh, I see what you're saying. Like on TikTok and stuff.

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where he's actually like a fucking Here's I am with the dome head and the classic one Then there's full power freezer Then there's golden freezer and now there's black freezer There's mecha freezer too technically He can't do that Oh yeah That was part of it

I forgot about that That's true It was mechreza That was the cooler shit right Yeah It was free further It was King Cold Yeah

Why the fuck did I call him cooler? Metal cooler was like It was the metal Metal was another character that was rather Yeah like where he was just all fucking metal It was so stupid And then he disturbed was playing He beat the flaming fuck

he beat the flaming fuck out of Goku and Vegeta. In the movie, was it disturbed? It was in the Freezes Revenge. No, Coolers Revenge. No, Coolers Revenge was Deftones. Then it was disturbed. It had to be disturbed. Right, because I remember like Change by Deftones. Of course. Of course.

And the change. Shit's so silly. He brings the bird back to life. I love that song. Good song. I like Depton. It's fucking crazy. The bird back alive. That's like he wasn't.

of those few like rock songs where I was like this actually kind of fits here. But then when disturbed cameras, it's like, what do you? Disturb isn't fit anywhere. It doesn't fit anywhere. It just doesn't fit with themselves. I think even they think they're cringe. They know. I think they're very self-aware. It's why David Drimmon, he, uh, he, he didn't, he wasn't upset when I did that gay cover. He was like, oh, it's funny because, yeah, we're very gay.

He was going, fat, gay. I still love that, though. That made me very happy that he, yeah. He's the only one so far that is vocally said anything. So far I've only gotten likes. He's a cool guy he seems. He seems like a really awesome dude. He seems cool. Even like for, because he's probably like a Zionist light. But even for that, he's like...

Oh, he's Jewish? Yeah. Drayman. Yeah, absolutely. And he's, you know, a support of Israel, but he's in a way that he's not like rabid, you know? So I, it's completely fine. He's like in the the American default kind of way where it's like, what do you mean? They're our ally. Yeah, he's like, there's an ally and I'm Jewish. Obviously, I'm going to support my people.

And I'm like, I get it. Like, I have nothing to say. He's not like, you know, he's not. He's not, he's not pulling a... Kill him all. Yeah. It's about degrees.

Israel. Israel. What the fuck do you ride with that? What the fuck do you ride with that? Israel. Israel. Their pain is a visceral. Israel.

We've been so miserable. Because we have terrorists bombing our children. been raping them. There's a bunch of monsters in Palestine. Israel. We are the best. We should donate all our money to them because they're cool. Israel.

Drop in 2,000 pound bombs on them. Shattering their hospitals and they're all going to die because... The producer's like, listen. This isn't even fitting in the syllable structure of what we've agreed on now at this point. Let's just stop. It's just true. You see like a, you know, the karaoke scuba. like the shit's just trailing off the screen.

It goes off screen. It's on the wall, though. It's actually showing up. It goes around the room. And then it closes the door. They can't move. They can't leave. It's so stupid.

What is evil in that situation? Is the karaoke machine evil? I guess. That's fucking terrifying. No, no. It's much of it. That's so funny. Jews!

Jews! How about some news? All right. We can't. We are the chosen ones. La la la la la la la la la la la la la. We were chosen by a place that we didn't own. All right.

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Ethan. He's always escaping. He's always scatheed. He's leaving I hate that do wish to. Whoa. All right. Oh my God. We have to...

We can't... It's doing pretty fine. All right. All right. Enough. I alone in the skull, Decker's one. Domination, Vaughan of the Dead.

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That is crazy to say that. I think people view that situation in like a really projecting way, where they're like, oh, Stanley got all the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, acclaim and all the fame and all of that stuff. And it's like... Let's be honest. Buying cannabis shouldn't be complicated, sketchy or low quality.

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And not be fucking harangue all the time Like Jack Kirby is even Colin like when Colin and Greg were doing kind of funny Before like we were doing our own thing like he fully admitted like yeah Greg liked that stuff and so he would He would be the front facing guy And Colin was like I just want to be you know I just kind of want to be yeah yeah that happens a lot of times I it reminds me of a

The creator one two people talk about who created Batman. Like all you would hear for for for decades is just Bob Kane and then recently people like oh don't forget about Bill Finger you know and like a lot of people feel this weird thing like they feel

they feel they get really upset if you don't miss mention Bill Finger. The problem is that DC directly tried to fuck over Bill Finger that's where that problem comes to existence so it's like valid you think for people to be like upset. The thing about Stanley is that Stanley never discredits Steve Didco or Jack Kirby's work. Jack Kirby's I feel like he talks about it all the time.

They're revered all the time. They just went before he did. I did it all myself. That's what he did. But he's the person that, like, What if Spider-Man was gay? And nobody knew he was gay. He just had a mask on and swung around and did ballerina shit.

When I was making Spider-Man, I thought, what if a guy was a spider? And to me. And no one helped me. Everybody said, everybody said, Stan, you're stupid and gay. You're stupid. I said yes, but this is a great idea.

To discredit such a good man, like clearly good man that was ahead of his time on so many social, social things is insane to me. It feels really disrespectful because he's like, he's like one of my few heroes. And it's like to discredit him is like, come on. Yeah, I love Stanley. They can fall asleep, you know. Especially because he was like mistreated at the end of his, too. Like, what do you do? Like, come on.

Yeah, they did. They kind of weak him at Bernie. Think of it like this. Think of it like this. someone in the 70s wrote such an important black character into the universe that then became a mainstay. Shaft. Kings?

Shafed, yeah. Not Black Panther or a store. Black Panther were 70s? Yeah. I thought it was like 2017 or something. Yeah, I think that was the first. Crazy. They created him for the movie.

A week before the movie came about they created Black Panther. Yeah, there was no. Charlie Roseman actually was like, what if we did a, like, what if we did a, he spearheaded it? I don't know, Black Panther or something. Like it was just something like that. I don't know. It's saying that's a great idea.

I never thought black people could be good. Being from New York in the fucking 30s. Being from New York, I've never seen a black person. It's great. He's smarter than you look. Wow, that's amazing. Excelsior. Excelsior, nigga.

Nepsut. All right. Get on set, boy. Neps and. I love the fact that him and Bernie Sanders, I know they say, niggott. I know they say it. Bernie Sanders is 100% certain.

I know Bernie Sanders has said nigger before. He does it like this too. I just want him to like... Bernie Sanders always talks like he's trying to make himself big in front of a bear, you know? He does. If you don't understand the reason why I say the N-word, you n-word, you n-givers have no motion. Don't eat me. Do not do it.

Do it. Do that again. Do not do it. Do not eat me, bear. I know there is honey in my hair and there is smoked salmon. down my trousers. Get out of here. Yogi. Get out of here. The bears are so salivating. The bear's like all right.

The bear is fucking beating its penis. And it's just like a kick. It's jerking off to the idea of eating burning. No, Mr. Bear, you got to put your bad dick down and you have to go away. It's stomping.

It's shaking. It's stomping juice out of its feet. It's stomping. that is so violent that's so violent that is crazy so violent

and he's still standing there Mr. Bear I'm gonna need you to call me out he's got a completely dry foot but every time it hits the ground it splashes out holy fuck that's crazy he's still suppressing it somehow

it hasn't attacked him yet and so yeah he hasn't attacked Bernie's still trying to calm the bear that's secreting juices from its foot. It's the most aggressive bear that's ever lived. It's the most aggressive bear that hasn't aggressed yet, you know?

It's, yeah. It's aggressive, but it hasn't yet aggressed. I feel like that is Bernie Sanders, too, because he's like, his message is everything he does is so on point, but he's just not like, dude, do something. Like, you rub shoulders. with some of these evil people, just get the

Assassin's Creed blade. It's a quick little... Snit, snit. Sorry, nigga. Oh, sorry, nigga. He just strolls off. He just drops off quickly. Disappears in the crowd, you know, throws money on the floor so all the peasants get it and shit like Assassin's Creed.

Enjoy it. There you go. I'm going to need that money back, though, later. Later. Fuck Israel. I just need him. Mr. Bear. Oh, fuck. That really...

I need you to calm the fuck down right now. All right. I understand you're horny. I understand. I smell good. I look good. I have my salmon perfume on. I understand this.

If you can believe it, I'm only 40. Oh, my God. If Bernie Sanders was only... I'd be like, what have you seen? What happened? Bernie Sanders is younger than men That's crazy And he looks like that

What happened to you do? Bernie, are you okay Bernie? We gotta move on We gotta buy I still don't think you fully grasp The crazy isn't what you said Stopping juice out of his feet It's so fucking viscerally

That is so crazy He's stomping a solid Pound of concrete and it's wet Every time he takes a stop And he's not bleeding It's just a boy Today was a bad day To wear

My salmon suit And my salmon perfume What do you have to say They're perpetually calming it down Or would it leave? Would the bear Become not aggressive in leave Or would Bernie be able to

Like prevent him Until he can leave? The bear's working himself up To attack him I think Yeah he's like really like Look Bernie has What do bears like?

Bears like peanut butter They like honey They like salmon Toilop paper Toilip paper Toilipay. They like Charmin. They like Charmin.

Yeah. Bernie has all of it on him. And that bear just never encountered. Like literally, it's like... Oh, fuck. I shouldn't have used my honey shampoo and my... And wore my Charmin suit. My Charmin's...

And wore my salmon underwear. My salmon underwear. My salmon loafers. Oh, gris. Salmon. They're just fish. It's just salmon. It's just salmon.

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blood and the fish are still alive the fish are choking the fish guys we gotta get past this all right oh fuck man I'm talking about

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You're actually crying. He's picturing him with all the stuff. Like the Charmin, he has like a Charmin suit. Salmon. shoes. His hair's caked and honey.

I'm your president? Oh my God. I voted for this minute in the primary both times. Oh boy, how am I going to get out of this one? Real.

Like those commercials where like the Trix Rabbit would be at like some fucking bind and they'd be like, find out next time. Yeah, yeah. Try to make a show out of it. Yeah, yeah.

Oh shit. How do you want to work? get out of this insane situation that I've put myself in. Oh God. I've been stuck in another wacky endeavor. The next episode is just the bear slashing him to beas.

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I ever bought was was an iced tea. Don't mess it up. It was a snapple. At a gas station. Me was at the gas station liquor store it was called Ultramart.

I'll do that. No, it was an ice cream sandwich. It was those ice cream sandwiches. The chocolate thing? Yeah, the chocolate. What the fuck is that shit made out of? Because the texture was so weird.

Yeah, it was like paper almost. It was like a paper. It was so good. Yeah, they're good. I haven't had. Damn. I'm gonna find an ice cream sandwich Yeah

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are you in or are you out of my ass, Spider-Man? Touched Sweeney every time he pulls out his phone. Oh, no. That was a long one. Yeah. He seems fine. He's acclimating to it.

You know what I mean? It's exposure therapy. It is. It's absolutely. Oh, no, he's actually shaking a lot. You can't. He's pulsating. He's like a left for dead,

like the boomers. It's like their arms on Julie. I was playing that the other day on the Steam Day. What's the matter? Stop. What's the matter? Thank you for putting your phone away. You get mad when Lily touches you like that?

Yes, how are people touching me? That's awesome. That's crazy. I hate it. Ew. Ew. Why? You,

she like hugs me. I'm like, honey, please stop. That's crazy. I like, let her. hug me, but then she's like, she goes for the fucking neck and she knows I can't deal with that. What's with that? I can't, it's a natural reaction.

I'm like, I get like overwhelmed and I'm like having a tism spasm. She's like, stop. And I'm like, stop it. You're bothering me. I don't want you anymore. I start fucking crying and I burrow into the bed. You fucking choke her out like, uh, or how did, how did George, which one's the Lenny, Lenny writes the, the stupid one?

You, you, you, Lenny's the stupid one, right? The bunny. What the fucking is a man? Sorry, Lenny. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. context. See, when I think of Lenny, I think of Lenny from the

Simpsons. Or Lenny Loose Jocks. Are they both black? Who the hell is Lenny Loose Jocks? You just made that up, did you bitch? No. What the hell is that? Is Lenny Luce Joc? You remember a famous video game character Lenny Lusjohn? I don't care about that. Is Lenny from the Simpsons black? Look at up right now? No, Lenny Lus Jocs?

Yeah, look at one. No, Carl's the black one. No, Carl's the black one. No, no, Mo is the... I'm a Negro. Look up, look up Lenny Lus Jocs. Fuck your wife again. Lenny Lus Jocs jocs. Yeah, he went to space and shit Yeah, he's a famous video guy

Do you know him? Wow, that popped up way too Who was that? Please show me this Yeah, you know the famous Lenny Luschok's You have some super obscure bullshit What is this?

I'm something I played that game A lot on PC I was gonna say it looks like a PC It was like a late night Like mid-90s like almost like a Math Blasters ass game Math Blasters was mad on I love Blasters

I wish I could play it today. You can play Lenny Looshocks on Steam for $20. I think I might. I might do a stream of Lenny Loose Shoe... That actually might be like a really like... That might be a rough experience for me, I think, actually. Because I can't think of a game that I've... That I have nostalgic memories for that I don't have multiple...

Like, when I think about Halo or any of the PS1 games that I have, I've played them periodically throughout my life. Right. You know what I mean? I played my PS1 games in the late 2000. The early 2010s, as recently as like a couple of weeks ago. That's true. But that's a game I genuinely haven't touched since before the new millennium. Holy crap, that's insane.

Probably. Maybe not. Maybe like maybe 2002, the latest. So, like, that might actually send me spiraling back in time. You should play it. Hell yeah. 20 bones. Probably sucks.

I mean, I mean, get you come. It's like Darby the Dragon was another one that I played. I want to play freaking what's with all the math blasters. I want to do math blaster. Unfortunately, I only had a Mac version. I had a Macintosh way back in the day Oh yeah, yeah, yeah And so map blasters,

wacky jacks, all these games We're just these fucking Macintosh shit I think I'm gonna get it I think I'm gonna get back by I don't have a CD driving anymore, never mind You just download it I'm pretty sure it runs in a browser actually I wouldn't be surprised

It's archived in a browser, right? That's how I played a few things Go on the way back machine and find it Yeah So I was watching a fucking Back to the Future isn't streamed anywhere right now You can't stream it anywhere Back to the Future?

No, I was like That's crazy What? I was like, what? What? How? I don't know, but I... No way, it's not in here. I went on... I knew that would happen. This is one of the few movies I own, like, physically here. Yeah. Yeah. It fucking... I went on Reddit. So a couple months ago, it just said, I went on Reddit recently, but a couple months ago, someone's like, best I can do for you is, uh, it's just on archive. It's on Amazon, right? Not for 3.47? You have to buy it. It's not streaming anywhere, is what you said. Like, you have to, like, rent it. Yeah, like, you can still digital copies, but I just wanted to,

fucking stream it. I was like, I have practically everything and just be able to watch her real fast. Yeah. I'm just like, what's the fucking point of having every goddamn streaming thing practically and then still some of the biggest, most iconic films are like, oh, I didn't know. I canceled damn near everything. I'm at that point I'm at that point. I have... I want to cancel Hulu.

I don't want that shit. I hate Lulu. I don't watch it enough to justify. There's a lot of stuff. Isn't Cartoon Network all the old Cartoon? A lot of Cartoon Network stuff. There's some, actually a lot of Nickelode shit on there too, surprisingly. I might actually just get rid of Netflix and get Hulu actually. That place is fucking ridiculous.

Yeah, I don't... I haven't really just because Seinfeld is my background show. Yeah. But like, I don't know, man. There's nothing really there. It's just not... They'll make cry shows coming off, so I'm going to keep Netflix for that. Yeah, I think it's out on Thursday. And John Mullini's doing that weird

Friday. Live show. Right? Oh, it's next week. Oh, it's next week. I thought it was this week. It's April. Oh, okay. Gotcha. Damn, we're getting excited. I'm gonna watch the fuck out of that shit. Wait. How far up should pubs go up to your dick? What? How far up should pubes go up your dick?

Not far at all. Up my dick? Yeah, up. Shaff to head up? Yeah. Like that? Not far at all. Maybe like a little bit at the base.

Yeah, maybe a little bit at the base. There's like the bottom where there's a little bit more hair deeper than the top. Yeah. The top stops at the dick root. My hair stops right at the opening. What does that mean? Opening of what? You got a furry penis?

Like a tail? Yeah. Pretty. It's right on the, what is it called? The foreskin? The pee-p-hole. Is that where it stops? I don't have one of those.

Oh, that's unfortunate. Yeah. Damn, you've been cursed too? Yeah, they stole it. I grew mine back. Yeah, you wish. No, I did. You wish.

It's callous, but it's bad. I actually definitely, I was thinking about having, um, uh, would it have the gender affirming surgery? Does that have that? Your foreskin reattach? Yeah, I want to have it reattach. You know where it is? They stole it from me.

It's not nice. Where? It's also baby size. Fuck, you're right. I didn't even consider that. So I'm just going to throw... Oh, you're right. I didn't think about that.

It's going to be way too big. That's the flaw in my plan. That's the absolute flaw in my plan. I'm going to throw it out now because now it's useless. And I'm going to steal somebody else's. I'm going to be like, oh, yours is kind of the color of mine. The fact that they really actually did that. If you were like, yeah, mutilates this baby.

It is kind of wild, yeah. Guys, I don't mean to be rude when I say this, but I'm like, you want to talk about human stupidity. You can always clock it by the dumb religious rituals. Like, people will do anything. Hey, cut your, cut piece of your dick off. And they're like, okay. And then you have these rabbis sort of like, and I'm like, actually, yeah.

That is fucking crazy that we're letting people do that. But because it's spiritual, you can do it. It's truly fucking bewildering. It's so dumb. cutting piece of a baby's dick off. So fucking stupid. It is so monumentally stupid. That would even be a controversial opinion is hilarious.

Yeah, they're like, oh, I want my son's dick to look like mine. I'm like, you're fucking a pervert. Yeah, that's funny. Why are you thinking about your son's dick looking like yours? What is wrong with you? I want to stand in the shower with my son and compare dicks. Like, what is that even, what are you saying? Yeah, I don't know.

You got to chill my... You know what's funny. I want people to chill by not cutting their son's dicks off. You're right, my neck. You're right. You're right. You can't be healthy either. It's not.

It's not. And they're, oh, it's better. It's better for you. It's cleaner. Well, you can't clean your dick? Well, let's say hypothetically it is. That's probably, I don't know, whatever. Let's say it is.

By how many percent. But okay, I'll go with your hypothetical. Is it worth potentially traumatizing a baby immediately, like, off the rip? Like, I wouldn't be surprised if, like, a lot of, like, the people who end up doing crazy shit are probably, like, immediately, like, you know what I mean? Yeah. I mean, and it damage. I wonder what the statistics are on that.

Like if more serial killers are circumcised. That is an interesting concept. I feel like the answer would be yes. I think it is yes because that most serial killers happen to be, I don't know why. I don't know why, but just like the European descent, like white people in America. Israelis. Oh, yeah. The name.

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It's kind of cool. It's cool, yeah. It's cool, but also I'm like, nigga, I had you. The idea of trying to assassinate somebody and failing is so crazy. Especially back then when it was like intimate assassinations,

where you go to step someone and not getting grab your hand and you're like, the craziest thing is the ones that just headbutt you instead of like trying to immediately kill you. Like, you know, like, oh, caught you,

let me try to stab you. No, no, they want to fight you. And I'm like, damn, you fuck it. They're all that grown up back then, man.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're like, no, we're going to do this right now, bitch. And you're like, no, smoke bomb to the face. Yeah. To the face burning. Jump on the building and I start throwing knives at them.

I fucking, I have like all these two big guards with those fucking clubs. Oh, yeah. And I'm just throwing knives at their head. Those clubs are crazy. The idea of hitting somebody with that was so unnecessary because that person's gone. Yeah. You're not getting into that. I wouldn't mind having one of those in my house.

A club? Yeah, those spiked. clubs those are beautiful just insane thud what if blunt was sharp it is it is so unnecessary it's evil

it's a human it's an evil it's an evil it's an evil weapon for sure it's like a fucking like an iron made it's so it's so out of pocket yeah yeah it's like a gun that shoots it's like a gun that shoots guns that blow up it's like what the fuck

a gun that shoots guns that blow up. It's just a borderlands. Like it shoots guns. It like fires up like wild and then it blows up and it's straddle. You're like, what the fuck is evil? Yeah, that is I mean, that is pure evil. I want to hurt you more good. Somebody get on it.

Smoking jokin. Slurping stroking, smoke and smoking. Derek's gay class where if you don't gay enough. Wow. Absolutely a fucking random fake call. Yeah, it's definitely like a fucking telemarker. know anyone from LaGrange, Texas. Absolutely answer it. Hello, I love you.

You owe me a million dollars. Hello. Hello, I love you. Kekston. This is dad. He's just heavily breathed. He doesn't even have a voice really. He just whispers. Have you been getting my checks?

Have you been getting my checks? I said that from Chemical Bank. I'm like, father, why are you calling me? Why are you calling me? You're calling me, dude. I'm just calling to see what to help. Are you okay, myself? So, my love you.

I was in New York. Last time I was there, he was like, hey, come and visit. And I was like, motherfucker. I'm in New York for a wedding. I'm not coming all the way out to fucking North Carolina to visit you. Oh, you know, he knew you were there? Yeah, I was like, I'm not coming around to visit you, bro. Fuck you.

I went to saw my siblings. I was like, hey, what's up? And he was just like, you're going to go see dad. I was like, guys, I go back in a day. No. No. He just needs one hug. Are you the only person with a bad relationship with him?

Yes. Because I'm the only one. He wasn't present in my life. Oh, okay. Oh, gotcha. He showed up every now and I, but he wasn't really present. My grandma was like, I have money. I'm not going to let you raise my grandson in a worse way.

Right, yeah. Yeah, but it made you a bateman. I am bateman. You're right. You're right. Drip M.H, lord of all drip. I'm just like it. My friend just got back.

from Puerto Rico. Said it was full of Puerto Ricans. What the hell's up with that? Obi-Wan Chabalomi. Waiting for the Sweene hunting tier. I want his pelt. Elon Musk leaks soy from his boobs when he's happy. Cremlin to Gremlin.

Horny beetle craving hairy squirrel girl muff. Men in Black 3 is my temple of doom. That's a great. That's a fun movie, though. I mean, I don't think it's... It's... Men in Black is not cinema, okay? Like, it's good.

Like, I like the first Men in Black specifically. Men of Black 2 to me is whatever 3 is whatever 2 That's interesting That's an interesting thing to say They're fun Because it's I understand what he's saying

But also like Come on Indiana Jones 2 is Still pretty iconic Oh yeah I would argue like most of the big things That people think about From Indiana Jones are from that or the first one

Yeah I would Last Crusade is significantly less That very true I mean it's a good movie But like it's significantly less iconic Than I never stick around Like if it's on TV

I don't usually like You know how there's some moves there like, oh, it's on TV? Oh, I'll watch it. Yeah. They'll just, okay. Like, last crusade, something, I'm like, I get it. Yeah, you kind of get it. Like, they tried too hard to do it.

It's like, oh, look at his dad. Yeah, it's dad. I don't care about his family. I'm puppy. It's like saying, like, Master Chief's dog or something. I don't give a shit about Master Chief's dog. What if his dog had an armor on? I don't give a fuck.

Whatever he was a Spartan dog. That'd be cool. No, that's dumb. That's cool. I need a leash. Whoff. Somebody get me. Somebody give me kibble.

I need a leash. Right this way. And it's freaking what you call it? It's Lordhood as a dog too. So dumb. They're all the dogs. Fucking Ron Perlman is the dog. That's kind of awesome.

Wolf. Wolf. It's me. I said woof. I was hellboy. I was hellboy. I was hellboy, wolf. I was hellboy.

Woof. I was. I miss Ron Perlman. I'm Ron Perlman. I'm Ron Perlman. and wolf. We've had two iterations without Ron Perlman

and I mean it's not him it's not because of the lack of him isn't the problem it's just they're just not His voice is iconic man His voice is got such a great voice He's so old now It's crazy

Everything he says in everything that he is in It's so it's just It's so good It sounds so sarcastic I don't think it sounds sarcastic at all Do you guys follow him on Instagram? Yeah No

Dude I actually don't think I follow celebrities on Instagram He's very I follow on just a handful Yeah. And he, all he does is just talk shit about the, you know, current administration mostly. Oh, yeah, yeah.

I did see some videos of there. There was one where, like, I was like, oh, man, he's getting, he's getting, he's getting really old to where he's holding the camera and it starts violently shaking after a while. He's getting mad. And he's just like, this guy, he's such a old guy. Like, he's just a boomer, like, fuck everything. He wasn't, he wasn't, he was old when he was in Hellboy. Yes, he was. Like, quite a bit older than we are now.

He was so, if you watch him at the beginning of Sons of Anarchy, he was so frail. And I think they like, someone told him something. They're like, hey, man, you look, you don't look intimidating at all. And then he started, like, actually getting a little more muscle on him to where you look like a, the role that he's supposed to play. It was like, you know, like, oh, a big, intimidating old club member, leader. That's crazy. I learned recently that, like, you know, Mike Irman Drought, obviously. But apparently, like, they just, like, he was just made up on the.

spot because that was originally supposed to be Saul cleaning the bodies up. But then like I think that guy Bob Odenkirk was like, I'm filming something else I can't do it. And then they were like, oh, let's make this guy. Oh, interesting. Isn't that crazy? Yeah. That whole show is just they improvised that show. That to me

is why that show is so impressive to me. It's like they improvved the entire thing basically. Like it's insane. Oh, he's not here. Let's just make a great character. It was stitched together as they were making it for sure. Well, they would specifically, they said they wrote themselves into corners. on purpose.

That's truly good writing, actually. Which is like, it's insane. It's so cool. It's a fun exercise. I wouldn't do it. Oh, hell no. I'm actually so worried about severance doing that. Oh.

Because like, severance is so good, and it's ended amazingly both times that I'm like, they got it into it. How much, like, I almost wish this was it. Yeah, I was like, leave it alone. I don't know. I feel like you're too much of a good thing, you know? Yeah, that is the problem. I got to watch that show.

I keep getting pings of it. about it. It looks good. It's very good. It's so weird. Like I don't even know how to describe that show to anybody. I'm thinking I haven't seen anything about it, but I imagine what happens is I've just, it subconsciously, I've seen self-scrolling, didn't recognize those severance. So I imagine when I start watching, I'm like, oh yeah, I've seen this and this and that, like, through, because people share shit all the time. Yeah, yeah. But like right now I'm like, I haven't seen one frame of that show, but that's probably not true. It's a pretty good position to be in. In the Discord chat for the people that play Digimon with me,

they talk about severance all the times. They all love the show. It's a great show. You tell him, shut the fuck up and play? Yeah. It's so dumb that it's on Apple. Shut the fuck up and get on rivals, you're fucking idiots. I need you to carry me to bronze, all right?

Yeah. You need him carried to silver is crazy. You need someone's help to get there. Marvin Gay, I didn't even need to change the name to make a gay. To the tone of zombie. Give me head. Give me head. Homey, homie.

Kingson, you should bring Griffith on the podcast as a guest. Griffith from fucking berserk The nigger that raped the girl Became the devil essentially I mean sure If he can vouch for him What's the only guy says I guess is Griffin He just sitting there with his fucking helmet on

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the colon swinging slasher. Yo, Sween. I still have the old hooked on phonics log in. My family had for my nephews and nieces. Do you want it? It's yours, dude. P.P. You guys asked for a three Sweenin moon editor of the ball drawing.

I did it. Check the email for three cul-de-sac moon. P-P., you bastard. Stop having such an interesting name reads. Oh, there's an iOS software update available today. How great. I can't wait for it to slow my phone down. Me Be Fishy.

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a Neil Pert solo the first church key David Orson Wells more like Horson Smells Extra Ammo MTV's Halo movie Pepino spaghetti

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It got me Disregarding my family Das Goopi Accidentally inviting Sweeney into the secret Warplan group chat I forgot about my Jerr-Focal Time Machine name and wrote into a

question to a book club and they read my question and not my name. It's so fucking funny. Shot Young Sheldon says Seek and Destroyers my favorite game. Nicky Ziggie, aka... Yeah. Dom, they're trying to spread giant worms.

They're trying to spread? Fucking RFK. That's awesome. Elon voice. Security. There's a large giggling negro here with Moleg Ball's Mace And I'm scared

Ouch, stop that Stop that Willem de Cortex Asari Miss Jackson Badly Brave Dog the Baby Hunter Aetherian needs help lowering his weapon in Halo 3 Penis

Nefram Melfis 1 And rounding out our list As always Kingston's dead The King of Happezzard The King of Hephazard Thank you guys

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My little potty, my boy. My beautiful, stupid, big-headed boy. He hates being touched yet he's mad that I left. It's crazy. What did you expect? It's kind of your fault, actually. It's your fault, son. Anyway, I love you.

I love you so much Here's $50,000 split between the three of you You get 5% of it The other goes to Chris and Derek My love you son All right let's go bye

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