The Snark Tank - #313: Grummz is COOKED

Episode Date: April 4, 2025

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Hi, welcome to this dark tank. Hi. Uh, bye. It starts with one thing. I don't love guys. Oh, there we go. I don't like guys. Don't matter how part I try.

No, just kidding. I do. Just kidding. Aside I'm by. I'm really like guys, but I suck, dick, only because I have to sometimes. I like men. You have to sometimes? He doesn't know he's gay yet.

This is like Link Indecisive Park. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like that. Welcome to Star Tank. It's me, Chris. It's him Sweeney. It's him, Derek. Allergies are kicking my ass today, man.

It's, I am... I am ravaged. Saturday I was fucked up. Something's in the air, I was tilted Saturday. I was like, holy shit. I've been tilted this entire damn.

My whole body was fucked. Like, my head was itchy. Yeah. Inside. Like, in itch. Yeah, my eye holes were itchy. Can you itch inside? No.

I think that's a real... I feel like that's an ultimate bad time. That's like you probably have some bacteria. Yeah. That shouldn't be in your body. I would bet that you probably can itch on the inside, but because you've never been able to actually scratch it,

it doesn't register to you as an itchy sensation. It's like all of this pain. Maybe internal pain and ache is itch. Like you've etched in your mouth, you know what I mean? No, never. Well, that's bullshit. Never. It's insane.

Well, the itching is, well, it's a bacteria thing. Yeah. You shouldn't have bacteria just chilling in your body, you know, like for it to be able to itch unless it's like your digestive tract. Would it register as H.RP? What if a little bug? What if a little bug is doing a little... A little bug is doing a little jig on you. It probably feels...

Yeah, jittering a pondie. It probably feels so weird. Yeah. I mean, I guess it's like the people, how do the people feel that have, like, worms and in their... Like, how does it, RFK Jr. feel? Exactly. Like, what does he feel in his brain? Someone has, like, a worm in their bite.

Like, I have a parasite, one sec. And just take it out all easily. Take it out, yeah. Is it. It's a fucking long-ass team worm. It is crazy to me that like I heard stories about those things Yeah

And I don't know if it's true It I never actually looked it up But I heard it and instantly believed it Because it's so interesting Was that like they Do they crawl out of your ass And like walk around on your bed and shit? I don't know

I don't know Do little dances and jig You ever seen one up close? I feel like they wouldn't want to do that They're disgust They look terrifying Yeah I don't know They look like Shia Lude

Like the worm from Doom actually If you see like the mouth, it looks kind of creepy. Kind of. The worms just look like worms, you know, like beige worms, kind of gross. Yeah, but they crawl out of your ass. I feel like, why would, because I feel like they want to stay attached to your fucking your colon or whatever.

Yeah, but they get cooped up. They get cooped up and so. I mean, I've seen them get pulled out of dogs asses before. Yeah, you pull out of worms out of that. I've seen dog shit out of worms that gross the fuck out of me. That is crazy. Yeah, that's, that's, I've seen somebody pull them out of a dog and it was insane. And it was like fucking.

Pull the tape. I saw a guy pull one out of his wallet once. I saw a guy, like, reaching to his wallet, pull out a little tapeworm. I could never touch one of those things. It's disgusting. It was crazy. My tapeworm tells me what to do. System of a down?

Yeah, yeah, man. System of a worm. System of a worm. They're so lost on me. Everyone's like, everyone I know is a sound is really solid. And I'm like, I'm clearly dumb. You just never got to? I'm clearly just dumb.

I've never really liked them. You know, like toxicity? They're talented as fuck. I think that is undeniable. I think they make... You don't like any of their songs? Not enough for me to be like, I'm a fan of them at all. Like, I just...

I've heard their music, of course. How do you own disorder? Disso. Yeah, I don't know. I like a couple. I wouldn't say that like a lot of their songs are on like my playlist or anything. But there's a handful. I'm fucking, I'm a big fan.

People have... I'm a big fan that's never seen them. I just like... Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just, they're so big that I don't want to buy their tickets. Yeah, it's like me with the Blue Man group. Yeah. Their tickets are like $14 in Vegas.

I'm a huge fan. I have every vinyl. Every vinyl. You mean none? Every movie. I really kind of don't understand what the Blue Bad Group is, to be honest. Are they just like tricks or magic or something? What do they do?

What do you? The interpretive dance. It's like fucking like dancing with pain and shit. Yeah, I got their vinals. You say dancing with pain? Paint. Oh, I thought they were just like a tremendous amount of pain. Maybe.

That's why they don't make anything. That's like he says solid face because they're hurting so bad. So they just mastered pain. That's cool. I kind of want to see them now. I kind of look at them as like the Blues Brothers somehow. Like, I don't know why. I think is they're blue?

Well, I mean, that's dumb, but yeah, I guess. It would make more sense that the Blue Brothers were blue. Yeah, it kind of bothers me that they're not blue. It's stupid. Like, that movie's already so ridiculous, they might as well be blue. Yeah, what's the point? You know? The Blues Brothers.

Is that the movie with, what took out of the guy from, um, Dan Aycroid? That's the movie with Dan Aykroyd and four million car crashes. If you've ever seen it. Yeah. It's fucking insane. You know they made a video game? Oh, the sequel? They're lying.

Yeah, they have a video game. What? On, like, PS1? No, it's like, it's SNS or something. It's something like, it's old. Or it might have Sega. I just remember having it. That seems like a Genesis game.

I remember having it be like, why the fuck do I have this? Genesis was always doing like deadliest catch. Yeah. The game or like just something, not that exactly, but like equivalent. Dumb shit like that. Home improvement, you know? That's a video game where you fight. dinosaurs with a chainsaw.

I'm not lying. I'm not even remotely kidding. This is a Johnshod video about it. You can look it up. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, slow down. Slow down. It's a Metroidvania, of course.

You're giving me too much information at once. Right, right, right, right. Let me slow down. The house and you said home improvement. Yes, with Tim Allen. Tim Allen. Metroidmania, you said. Metroidvania, yeah, yeah.

Metroedvania. Like, you go around and you fight dinosaurs, I'm not, I can't stress this enough. This is very real. So he gets pulled back in time or something? I guess so. Or do dynos get pulled up in time? I like that.

Oh. The dinosaurs with, somehow with their dino tech. You never think about time travel in like a Jumangi sense where like time is brought forward. You know? I think that's so, that's so much lamer though.

It is. It's not as immersive. It's also kind of difficult to convey, I think. I think it's easy convey. Okay. Fuck me, I guess. I'm wrong. Yeah.

Yeah, I've done it. That's why I'm saying. I'm thinking of it. Can you not convey it? I've done it like the other day. I can convey it right now. That's true. I was like, oh, Jumanji's in my apartment.

That's crazy. Yeah, I've Jumangiped before it. Have you ever Jumandreed? I would be so annoying if there's a fucking line in my tiny ass house. I'm doomed. I'm so doomed. Well, you might be safe because it's so cramped. No.

The line would be like, I'm not used to this. Yeah, I feel like the line would be terrified and cowering in a corner because it's so like, I don't know what this is. What's that big white thing that's surrounding me? Yeah, yeah. Because I feel like if a bear shows up, like with the way homes, because I'm being from the city of New York, right, you can run in a building and a bear can't get you.

You're fine. You're like, oh, I'm going to go behind this. This bear is not opening this door. Maybe. No, definitely. It's not fitting in that hallway for sure. Definitely. It's not opening a building.

It's not getting a little. It's not doing anything. Why is that? Because it's metal. There's metal keeping it up. It's metal and it's so thin. A lot of those hallways are fucking. Well, I'm like, if you're like, let's say a building, right?

I'm going inside of a building. Oh, a building. you're done. What do you mean? Like a hotel? No, a building. Like, if I'm going into a building, not a hotel. Listen to me. A bear chases you into the bellagio, you're done. I'm not talking about a Belagia. I'm talking about an apartment building that's being in New York City. I know what you're talking about. I'm talking

about it. That's why I mentioned it. Oh, my apologies. Yeah, yeah. Can I continue my first? If you wish. All right. By all means, I guess I'll... By all means to myself is crazy. By all the... That's such a... That's like Obama giving like the metal

to himself. Yeah, to himself. That's just great. By all means, me. No, but like a building is, New York City buildings, usually have, like, front gates followed by, like, a little courtyard area,

like a fairly big compared to ones I see out here. And then, like, a metal door that looks like a prison door, pretty much, like with the glass and everything. So to get into one of those, a bear's not getting me. I'm fine.

You don't know that. I can reset. I can, like, calm down, reset. Like, oh, there's a bear out there. Yeah. Unless somebody hits the buzzer, and it's like, nah,

and the bear just. You ever step to one at that? fucking grasp you like a fucking hand. You ever saw one of them freight elevators? Yeah, they're hairfying. With the guy doing the crank. That shit's nuts. That guy's powerful.

That guy, yeah, I feel like it's... His forearms are taught, dude. Well, that's the thing. I remember seeing that when I was a kid and being like, that can't be. Like, he's clearly here for, like, show or like effect or something. He is not pulling the full weight of it, obviously. There's no... Yeah.

He's not... Like, clearly it's not... You know how heavy an elevator is? At least. 200 pounds. And if it's a freight elevator, it's insane, it has freights on it. So, like, he's not, it's not this realm squigg-thin-looking guy. A guy looks like you, but anemic goes up and he's just like, just easily.

And just cranks it, like, he's slobbing on a knob. Exactly. He drops it on the floor and he picks it up and he takes a bunch of concrete with him. He's like, oh, my bad. Sorry. I wish I was that, like, you think blacksmiths, you think, like, people that just black guy's name? Smith?

Yeah, Black. I hate that that's what I thought, but I was like, I'm not going to say that. Because that's too stupid to say out loud. Oh, guess what I got you, bro. Yeah, you got. I'll show little your, I told a little way you need. I got you. I'll be, I'm there so you can survive.

That's crazy that. That's just Will Smith then, I guess. Who's going to, who's Will Smith? Black Smith? You see that he did? He has a new album. Do you see that? Yeah.

He's rapping again. He is rapping again. I kept, I kept seeing his reels. And I'm just like, get out of here, dude. I saw one that he did with like Dax, uh, flame I think. I think I was gonna say Dax Shepherd I was like that was what I was gonna say but I realized I was wrong. That's flame

That you know what Dax Flame is? Who on the internet doesn't know who Dax Lames is? He doesn't know who Dax Flames is Is that a Let's see it's gonna say some It's it's it's You guys were you anticipated it too much I'm right alright

Dax flame is like when you flash somebody They're like exciting you're like You already know they're like it's no point Dax Flame is a feller and he's like, he does comedy, but it's like, I don't, I don't know if it's intentionally bad or what, but like it's, it's like he's so authentically, like I've met him in person and he is that cringe. He's awkward. He's like, he's like, he's very awkward. He's like if awkwardness was personified into a person like actually. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about women's health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms.

When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBJN because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can. can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow

summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say, and she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there,

listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. That's this whole thing he did TikTok with Will Smith and he's like, I'm looking forward to your album. And he goes, like, I'm looking forward to your next album as And that was how it That was it

That was the whole thing But that's how I learned That who will spit that an album It's through Dax Flame Yeah I'm not excited I've heard a few of the The jams that

I don't care You know what album was You know his album was It caught me really by surprise So I'm just like This is gonna trail into one of our other stories I'm just on my computer And I have like

Whatever auto play going on Right I'm playing I'm playing rivals I'm just like Playing rivals You know Then I hear the song comes on Really solid beat

I'm like It's like a nice soulful beat. And I'm like, all right, cool. Then I hear something, I'm like, who is this? I turn it to Kanye's newest album. Oh.

Is album dropped? I don't think you'd be platformed any further on anywhere else. So it was just on YouTube. And I was just like, oh, because obviously my YouTube algorithm knows that for the, like, at least seven years of my life, I was an insanely huge Kanye fan. Hey, but you're interested in this. Seven years.

years, seven years is crazy. Like, I've been a fed of congen since I was genuinely like seven. Like seven, eight. So until maybe two years ago, I was like, maybe I'm going to take a break from this guy. Until like six months ago. Yeah, I would, ever since six minutes. Ever since the White Lives Matter thing, I was like, no. And I fell to my knees and I was like, no.

All lives don't matter. Yay, stop. All lives don't matter. What are you saying? Not the white one. Everyone but the white ones. The album for what I listened to, maybe like the 10. minutes of it. You gave it a shot. Yeah. Yeah, gave it a shot. You even listen because I was just like, what is this?

I voted for Trump not buying and when the fun did you go to that island? So ridiculous. What a terrible, terrible musician. Was that real? Yeah, that's his song. World War III? You ever heard that song? No. That's all he says to Hard R. Well, I don't know. He probably says it about he says how could it be a Nazi if he's a if he's a hard R? I did not listen to that. I did not listen to that. I don't know. I Listen to this is a new one where it's like, it's like a king in a ring situation, but it's son. To get Nyatris, you never see, ever heard it? No, I did not. It's fucking horrible.

I did not. I've been staying away from calling you like purposely. Like, it's hard for me to listen to his music in my playlist anymore because I'm like, oh, that guy's dead and I start getting sad. And then I put on like, I don't know, fucking Griselda talking about selling drugs and killing people that are blind, you know? Yeah, why not? Shooting a blind person's a crazy idea.

I mean, not really. It is because it's so much worse because now they're just hurting and in the dark. It's insane. At least, I guess. At least it's easy to get away with. Yeah,

it would be really difficult to, like, predict that that would happen as a blind person. It would be wild to just, like, we'd be moving throughout darkness and they just feel a raging pain. That you couldn't even, like, you know how, like, they walk around,

they go, and they like, they echo locate, you know? Yeah, I know. So you're hanging out with fommer, not just blind people.

You're around, no, they click around. They click around and they scroller. they screech a little bit. Yeah. Oh, this is here. This motherfucker went to the area where the movie Descent was filmed,

went down in that hole was hanging out of people down there, and he thought he was blind too for a while. Descent. It was all dark. What's that about? I'll give you three guesses. Is it about Spillonging? Wow.

Look at a go. Descent is pretty generic of a name. It's about Spelonging. Like, it could be very literal, but that would be like if, that would be like office space. Well, it is. I gave you the perfect, well, I gave you the perfect context clues prior. So you were able to figure out that it's about the descending.

Like that was a surprise. It was some random people. But it could be like an elevator shaft or like, it's like a, what are you saying? It's like a potted. That a pot did. That a pot did it's about Italian. It's about Italians and Irish people. It's about mainly Irish people and fucking moles, moles and rats.

And then they call it a part. just because a bunch of people die. I like that the part, I like the description of the part of the tales of the, are the white negro trying to assert dominance amongst each other. What are you talking about? The dissent is the sale of the white negro. What's happening?

The dissent. You know how they were in both? Is that what the dissent about? Is that what the dissent is a tale of a white negro? Yeah, because Irish people and the Thai people weren't white at first. Wait, you said the dissent. What are we talking about?

Sorry, the dissent. I said descent because my brain's on a dissent. It's the tail of the white negroes. Negro. Is that a movie? That I haven't seen? That I need to see. Are you guys?

Are you trying to gaslight? There's no movie called Tales of the White Negro. I'm gaslighting you guys so badly. No, you're not. No, you're not. No, I would believe that that was a real thing for a second. He's still there. No, because he's asking you like, do you think the dissent is about a white black man?

That's what like the tail of a white Negro. It is, man. No one believes there's like a film that went through certification titled the Tale of the White Negro. That's insane. I think I saw a movie that was literally about something like that. It needs to be. You didn't. There's a movie.

I forgot. The guy that played, um... Is this not Bino Black Man? So, prison break. Do you know that show? Oh, the main guy? There's two of them, right? What's that about?

Guess what? Guess what? I'll give you three guesses. I'm scared to guess. I'm scared. I might get it wrong. Yeah. You got three chances, man.

This is about a jail. Yeah, that's a... That's a synonym. On the next episode of jail bust. Is this some guy getting fucked crazy in a cell? And everybody's trying to like... On the next episode and then it just plays

the next episode. But it's just a guy getting raw dogs. Yeah. On the bottom, like on the floor of the shower. 22 minutes. Like over the drain. And people are shower rigged. People are trying to look.

He's calling the drain and then it's like, the water's rising. And it's... That's really sad that happens there. That's insane. Cheeks just... You hear it from underwater. Yeah. It is.

He's getting... You know what that is? That's outrageous. That is... And to even get that much, like, torquing underwater, like, everything about it is fucking insane. The water isn't flooding out of this prison.

It's all built up. For some reason, he's creating, like a cube. Like an Adam Eiff's cube keeping all the water. And that's he's dogging this poor guy. That's so scared. It stops at the bars for some reason. Man, this water is really fucking thick. The fucking guard just with like, he just got like a fucking cinnabond or something as like payment to like look the other way.

He's seen nothing. He feels bad, but he's eating the fuck out of that cinema. Man, this would have cost me seven whole dollars. This is a retail. This guy made it in his store. toilet and it's fucking derricious. You've made it out of his toilet. You know how they be doing it?

They be like, yeah, I know they make wine. No, they be like, hey, y'all, you know how we do it? You know, we're going to make a, we're going to make a burrito out of, out of lays chips, pissing steel. And it's a marita. That is actually a marito at the end. He grabs the bar. It starts. It's a barrito.

It's a soda burrito. Anyway, but it's a barrio. It turns into an actual marito. Kanye's album What if I did you go to that island So that's out He also had a video as well That I saw

That I fucking I could not stop laughing With academic of course It is with act Yeah Such a bitch That nigg is That nigg is been involved

In some shi-dish shit lately See I didn't see the whole thing I didn't see the whole thing Okay I saw one edited clip That was fucking hysterical to me Because it was just like I skipped 10 seconds

Into the Kanye episode or whatever. And it starts off and it's Kanye walking in and then it skips 10 seconds and he's walking in

with the fucking with the black KKK get up. Yeah. Clansuit. Yeah, that's what it is. So fucking crazy. It's funny that we talk about this

like man, it sucks that that shit's all dripped out looks cool. It sucks that it's associated with like fucking you know, a history of racism and violence. And then here comes

this dumb asshole just throwing it. Like he's such a fucking asshole. Like it's it's it's kind of unreal it's so i i just i feel like he's trying to do a whole countercording but it's like conge it's past that now man just stop dude like these like like like didn't he meet up with went as well recently well they met up again yeah wentes and him then they met up again yeah like over the last like week pretty sure yeah because it was a

couple years ago or something when they were when they were when they were hanging out with mali annapolis and then they went on alex jones that was like at that time was the fucking crescendo. We thought that was it. We're like, this is the craziest thing that's ever going to happen. It's not even a crescendo anymore. Is this watching like, it keeps popping up so there is no true climax crescendo. I think, what

do you think is, what do you think is, what do you think is, do you think he's, I think he's going to kill himself. I think he's on. Kanye? Yeah. Um, I don't know if he's smart enough to do that. I think he's going to, I think smart. I think he's going to, I think he is, I think it's going to lead to like Kim full on being like, you cannot.

be involved in your kids' lives anymore like pure it's almost there I think he's already Is it not there already? I know because he's already well at that point He's at that point he shouldn't be involved in his kids' lives anymore North I think So he did an interview maybe a month or two ago With one of his friends

It was a fresh new channel and they put up The interview style was cool It was just annoying because it was Connie Right right right Where it was like it was interview And then it would cut to like behind the scenes With him making music North was there

Right Fucking like because How old is North at this point? Like 12, 13? Yeah. Oh, damn. Yeah, she's starting to, like... She's at that age now where, like...

She's getting involved in music. She's starting to make music and stuff, so he's, like, involved. But it just fucked up that, like, she's still young enough to where she hasn't, like, oh, my God, I shouldn't be anywhere near this guy, which is... I would say this is kind of a failure on Kim, technically. Well, Kim's probably, I don't want to keep... I don't want to keep her from her father, but it's like, bro, your father is going through some shit in a way that... I don't want my kids to...

not to have their daddy. Yeah, that's like Kim Kardashian. That's Canadian stuff, you're right. Yeah, that is true. That is true. That is that. I will do donuts in the parking lot now. I'm going to smoke...

It's more Russian. It's very much more Russian. It's just Russian, actually. I'm going to smoke hookah in your bathroom without asking, bro, right? Without asking. Hey, I'm going to... I'm going to have concept of a restaurant

and then put all of my stupid food in it. That's crazy. Stop. That's so real. It's fucking everything. Have you ever been here? We are here. You have to understand where we are.

I've never seen that before. I've never, I've gone to different, I've been in different countries. And then like so like say, oh, here's a fried chicken thing. Right. They didn't take in, but I'm going to put dumplings in this shit. I'm going to use, I'm going to use fucking. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are, too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health,

Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Here are the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into

all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar And suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch With my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half And hands me a piece I open my mouth to say

Whatever a nine-year-old wants to say And she replies with a low Listen So we sat there Listening That was the first time I learned that quiet It can feel full Hershey's it's your happy place

We have to understand where we are. Look, look, we are unfortunately landlocked by Armenians in this area. Ramen chicken wings. That'd be gas. That'd be gas. I don't know how. It might be with all the same time. Nobody does it.

I would eat the whole bowl. They don't do it because they want, I think, to recipe. They're like, I want to make Southern fried chicken. And then I want to have that place, like, I went to a place called Phelik in Lithuania, and it was fucking delicious. I couldn't imagine. I want to make our home dish blubfuckula the way my grandparents did. I could not imagine going to anywhere in the gray areas of Europe. By gray,

I mean the places that are not fully developed yet. And eating food there and being like that was delicious. It can be delicious because I feel like it would be boiled. See, that's my point. They're respecting the recipe versus what's happening in this vicinity. Because I love fusion food. Put, put whatever, that beef we always eat. Just put it on the pizza.

I like, I like, I like, fusion foods. I'm like, okay. I think fusion foods are, they can work sometimes. Like, I don't mind like a Tex-Mex, you know. Yeah, sometimes it works. Most of the times I'm just confused those. It's a fried chicken, maybe a little some. Oh my God, a quail calzone.

What's going on? Like, what's happening? Absolutely stunning. This is absolutely stunning. Amazing. Delivery. Aside from that. That weird fucking...

Yeah. Whatever something's like dreadful. Yeah, whenever something's bad. That screech. Yeah. It's like a violin crying. They basically stole it from, um, what was it? The Texas chainsaw, I think.

Is that real? Well, so it's not the same sound, but I think that's where it was like popularized. Oh, it would be this... Oh, I see. There's this like... Nez. I see. So it's like derived from it kind of.

It's like how like the Netflix thing is Kevin Spacey pounding his hand on the desk. in a... Is that real? I'm not even... Yeah, actually. Like, there's a... Did the devil's advocate? No, there's a teaser for, um...

Oh my God, I'll find it. Are you serious? Yeah, I'm dead serious. I found this out literally like yesterday. I thought it was a lower in order thing, but it was audio switched. Are you sure that's not like just a... Like... It's not an edit.

No, not even, like, they did... Hold on. So this isn't just a coincidence. Did you watch a video essay? What was this? No, I mean, like, I did it's like apparently... Did a white 24-year... Did you know?

That house of cards is so dumb. Back in 1986, and they're like, like, back in 1986, Kevin Spacey snapped a dog's neck in front of a Hollywood executive. I have a question. The executive was so impressed that he threw him right in the movie seven.

Several years later, by the way. That's like a decade or something. He remembered him from the dog. Well, that guy was crazy. That guy was. He just, he forgot, he blocks it out. And then like a decade, like a decade and a half later.

Oh! That guy would be really believable as a psycho. I feel like, that's great. Get him an unusual suspects. Now. Now. Wait, yeah. How's it cards?

How does he even sound? How do you do a Kevin Spacey accent? I'm trying to fuck young men. Well. I'm trying to fuck young men. I want a fucking school to be young men. Yeah, so this is real. Brilliant.

So this is, this, I cannot, I cannot explain enough how real this is. So this is like the end. Yeah, because I know he does the. Like, actually. Like, that's the sound that it makes in the show. And they were like, oh. I don't know if that's the actual sound. I swear.

Like, it's like you, you look, I mean, Wikipedia could lie, I guess. Play the Netflix sound. So I guess the first thing. It's not the same exact. But it's like, it's that audio clip sampled. And then like, you know, fucking, I don't know, reverbed or fucking, you know, put through something. The one thing. I want to...

The one thing I want to know and I guess it must have it you said on Wikipedia I mean I remember reading about it I looked it up because I was like there's no way

when did when was the first time they debuted the sound versus when that happened because I feel like that's you know the first thing that you would you weed out

House of cards yeah fuck it was a wild it's been like over a decade it's been a long fucking day that was like one I mean that was one of the first

Netflix shows I remember watching it like original Netflix Netflix original Netflix original Netflix programming yeah like I know Orange's New Black Or Cunts in Jail, whatever you want to call it

Cunts in Jail Cuts with Cots, whatever I think you, wait a minute I think you said that Cunts with Cots? Because I remember I remember I think so that sounds familiar

years ago my friend calls the show you called the show Cunts in Jail and I think you said cunts and cots and I'm like yeah

that sounds way better that is better Cuts is better I don't think that's me because that's too inventive I mean about me but being honest

I mean technically it would be cunts on Cots that would be grammatically correct. I guess. You can't get in a cot. Well, but then you can't get in a bed. Well, we all say, you know, that's true, yeah.

Yeah, you can get in bed. I'm in bed right now. I'm in bed right now. So we should say, I'm on. You should say, struggling. Hey, what's going on? I'm on bed right now. I'm on bed right now. Sorry.

I'm on my bed right now. Sorry, I can't come out to your blubfocula cookout. I'm a famous Armenian dish. Yeah. I can't come out. I'm on bed right now. I'm on bed

I had a stupid thought like that yesterday where I sent Jojo a text No you didn't Saying that yeah I guess not Anyway Like I was saying about Kanye The album was better than I thought it would be But I didn't want to listen to it so I turned it off

He's on he's on sick old mode right now He's on dummy mode right now How many like Nazi references were there in the songs Was there? There were no Nazi references from I remember Weird He just doesn't care See he's just over

He's just acclimated to it Because he hears it so often puts on his clan suit and he's just like, you know, playing his rivals and shit. He's got his webcam on. He's just fucking driving to the world. That's kind of crazy scene. Imagine seeing that.

Imagine going on Twitch, seeing a dude in a clan suit, but you see his black hands like his play. He's killing it. He's going dummy. Imagine seeing that on like the webcam Uno for 360. The web cam. Do you remember that when they had webcam? I don't remember the webcam.

The shit I would see on there. There was an Uno game for. the 360 that allowed for like the 360 video camera thing supports it would be like video poker and audio interesting yeah and it was uh just a lot of people jerking off that shit that shit was not like we were not prepared of course we were opening a door you opening a door to darkness and then things were in the hands on somebody was like stop and you were like nah we fluk it open in a monster so it turned into like uh what was it chat roulette essentially yeah i mean yeah basically you go in and be like i can't wait to play a reverse and then you seem to just fucking you know

Like 480P testes Nothing was better That idea of going on chat roulette Seeing some guy beating off And I'm like, you're gross And he calls me the N-word And I'm like, well, I'm, I guess I'm the bad one He won't

Crazy man There were some dudes on there with hogs And I'm like, I get it I get why you're doing this crazy Blunderbuss pieces I was just like It's fun It's just absurd

Like His absurd fucking like His mouth Imagine having a funneled urethro like that? It would be very inconvenient. Yeah. And imagine it. It just gets wider as you get harder.

Like is that how it works, dude? Yeah, it gets like slimmer. It's slimmer. It gets slimmer at the base and then wider at the... That's crazy work. Like a tulip? Huh? Like a tulip?

If that helps you. That kind of like... That's dangerous because like if the girl's like, hey, get out. Get out of me. And you're like, oh, I can't. I can't. I'm stuck. I'm locked in.

I'm stuck. I got to finish first and then you might catch a case. I remember senior year, right? Senior year, one of the, one of our several, no, one of our several police officers. I was cool with them because, you know, I didn't want to get in trouble. So, you know, I had what I did is like. You know Sweeney, good relationships with the police. Yeah.

I made sure. He was a security guard. He was a security guard, but he had a gun, so I don't know. He was he was an op. So I was like, I was there and I was like, okay, for some reason. What's up? I thought I was looking on the back of your shirt for a Blue Lives Matter sticker. Yeah.

Nah. Nah, nah, no, choced. But I should slap one on it without him. Hey, buddy. That was a immediate karma. That was a good. That was that thought. You know what I mean?

Totally. That was me. That was me. That was me sending hatred at you. Oh my God. Wait, I'm sorry. Go ahead.

No, you're saying about your thing. No, I was just wondering if there was anything else that we were. Oh, wait, what? I was just wondering if there was anything else that is so fucked up. This is a mess. If there was anything else that we were supposed to talk about.

Before we moved out. What was the other things? I put the same of the same. What? Oh, you actually played a little bit of Assassin's Creed? Yeah. What are you feeling?

It's a little grungy to me, like a little like not polished. Grungy? Like the environment? Or what do you mean? Like the gameplay? No, the gameplay is like a lot of times where it's like, I'm trying to play as Tenoia.

And her name is. Tenaoia. Tena. Tanisha. Yeah. I don't know. I guess I'm thinking of the ghost game. So they're kind of getting mixed up in my brains.

Asian woman, so. But I was interesting. Yeah, curious. What I was playing in like there's a lot of moments where I'm trying to like run away from somebody, but I'm like going in the grass and then hopping on things. I'm like no, I'm just trying to jump over a ledge and get away. That's a you problem. Yeah, for sure. Like the beginning where you're going to go with the box.

Oh, yeah, yeah. And I just ran out. I didn't use any parkour. I didn't do anything. I didn't just ran out of the fucking. I just ran out of the tour. I didn't find anybody. I didn't look anything.

I climbed a ladder. There was a guy coming by the ladder. I went through him on the ladder somehow and left. Yeah, the, yeah, the, yeah, the, the, that clipping always. I've seen that in front of him. fucking everything. It's just funny. It's so weird. There's a few that there's a few games that don't won't let you do. Usually the guy

will climb right back up. Yeah, yeah. And there's some games where actually they can I can't think I was playing something where they can knock you off. Souls games. My favorite thing about those things is like you could cheese that shit because you can just get on the ladder and they just can't they just can't go down. There's sometimes like where you know

because they have a friendly fire and so I'll go up a ladder and then motherfuckers are trying to slash it. I mean they're all hitting each other and they'll kill themselves. And that's always a nice If they have that available They have friendly fire available Which is great

Yeah I don't know I love when enemies can kill themselves It's like fantastic But then you do that part And then you go to a flashback Of learning how to play the game When you just

Yeah He was talking about that I was talking about that I hated that in the game The most egregious one for me Was like you know that meditation game Where it's like Yeah you got to do the little mini games

And it took me back to a flashback Where I learned how to do the meditation I was like, brother, I just, I just did this. I'm here. Dude, I, something feels like wrong, like this wasn't supposed to happen. Like the way that those things, it doesn't, because like playing, even when I played Valhalla or Odyssey, nothing like that happened. There was no, like, say, the pacing was so fucking dog shit and just weird.

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She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. This genuinely feels like something, it almost feels like if we remove a thread, the whole thing's going to collapse.

It's been, and we have to just keep this in here. It feels like it's been restructured to high hell. You know, like, it's just like, this was originally like a linear thing. Yeah. And then they were like, oh, fuck. We got to pat out the open world thing. Ah, let's just put the old, let's put like some of the old story in the flashbacks. And it's like, do we need that?

It's like, I don't know. It's a little bit. It is very weird. They can solve him. Like, hey, man. Yeah. Your games are doing really well. Like, what should we do with this?

He's like, it's really linear. It's fleshed out. I get it. But how about doing a tutorial after you've already figured out to play the game? Yeah, what about, what if we had a tutorial at the end of the game? What do you make somebody gay? What do you make somebody gay? Just to remind you.

I got to say, playing as, playing as Yaske is fucking hilarious because since he's... He's brutal. He's brutal. His fucking brutal assassinations or whatever, they're like, he doesn't, he can't, he can't stealth assassinate people. Even though I find it stupid, but I understand as him being a warrior, if you want to call him a samurai, like, you know, I guess he technically is in this game, like already. Yeah, yeah.

He's a samurai. He's a samurai. He's a samurai. Yeah, whatever. I'm not even talking about a historical sense. I was like, I don't like, I was like, oh, I imagine that, you know, within this story, he was definitely like, this is your position now. Yeah.

And not like he needs to build up towards it or anything. he just wouldn't do, I guess, assassinations, I guess, was like dishonorable, I guess, to him. Yeah. So it's so fucking, like, what is the point of this if I, it's just funny, there's no point of it. It's like, I'm going to sneak up to this guy and kill him loud and violently so everybody hears it. It really is so loud.

Have you guys done a- And he screams, I'm black as well when he's an assassinating. I'm very black. Look at me. He's so much bigger and stronger than all these small Asian people that he is flinging across room. That kick is his thing. I love that kick.

It kick does a lot of damage, too, if you level it up. Yeah. Can you kick horses? No. You can't focus on, that would be hilarious, send him flying and shit. Yeah. Dude, I sent a dude flying because he hit a fence and it gave him a little extra like spin. Oh, like the Titanic propella guy.

Yeah, it was like that. I always think about that guy. That guy. Have he had a Titanic? I love that they put that in there. Yeah. It was so unnecessary. It's so funny.

It was just like, why was you... Like, this is so... I know it's dire or whatever. But that... Or whatever. That animation is hysterical no matter what the context. Yeah, they made it much less dire by doing that.

Yeah. They might as well have done like a... Like a ridiculous, like a Three Stooges sound effect. Anyway, welcome young kids. Welcome younger people listening to the show. I think that was a Three Stooges reference for some fucking reason. The way he kicks these people is insane. Or the club when he just...

club someone, then they're definitely dead after that first hit. I actually haven't gotten a club yet. Interesting enough. I don't have the club either. I was watching people getting broken. I'm watching those big dudes. Have you, um, so have you had somebody ring the bell yet? Yeah. So I just wanted to see what happens and like four of those club guys showed up at once for me. Because I was in an area

that I shouldn't be in. I saw somebody complaining in the review about this. They, they were mad and I'm like, I like, I like, because basically it's like me going to ultra hard mode. Yeah. Where I'm like, oh, I have, I am level 12 or something, and I'm going to go where it says 26, and then I'm there,

I go into a castle and the garrison or whatever, I let them ring the bell, and these four of them show up, and they don't have the skull on their heads. Yeah. And I'm like, this is so stupid, and I just like to see how long I can last. That's fun.

Yeah, it's like, I imagine soulsborn people could appreciate that. Maybe not the whole game in itself, but just the gauntlet of seeing if you can loop these people's ass, is when you're not supposed to. I like being able to go ahead of like, you know, going to like, oh, you're not going to survive this. Right, right. But we'll let you die.

I love when they do that. Because even, you know, some people, they're like, oh, I hate when things are gated off. I'm like, hey, man, even some of the most celebrated games, like Dark Souls, there are places that you cannot traverse until you got to kill the, you got to kill these four, the four big baddies before you can go here and go here. And I'm like, well, yeah, even, you know, like, guys,

a lot of games do this. So, you know, even if they do it, It's not the end of the world, but if they let you go anywhere, that's fucking awesome. I like because I end up killing them somehow, and I'm way too over-level for the games. I'm in. Where you are? I always do that shit. I always kill somebody I shouldn't.

Or do some fucked means. Oh. Like instigating some sort of game-breaking hack that will kill them. And then I'm like, oh, nice. I'm level 14, three minutes into the game. And I run around and just terrorize people. You know what I like about these games is you don't have to, they don't lock you into side quest for you in order to kill, like, important side people

like say I just on accident killed these two really important Ronans and it didn't like I didn't get any back I didn't get any information no intel from my fucking

ninja people or whatever I didn't you know you're supposed to like find stuff and discover oh now I know where they are I'm gonna confront them I just killed them on accident and then it's like

it goes to that screen where it turns of white and then like you you'd like oh you defeated them and I'm like oh oops I was like I killed like two of the big ones and I'm like

I don't even know anything about them, so I'm missing out on the story, but I find it's funny how, you can just, oh, like, oh, this person is unavailable until you do this path. They're like, oh, you can just kill them. Yeah, I was doing that in Assassin's Creed, too. I was like, just assassinated some random guy

and it's like, one of your main targets is down. Exactly. Who the fuck was this? Exactly. That's what I'm talking about. Exactly what I'm talking about. No, I know. I love that shit.

Put that in more things. Yeah, it's fucking hilarious. It's funny. It's funny as fuck. We're like, oh, a really important person. Like killed them on accident. It's almost like a lot. reverse nemesis system.

We're like, it just implies that you have a relationship with you. You're like, I don't remember him. Yeah, like, what the fuck did this person do to me? Who's Theodore the orc? Yeah, this, I mean, this is kind of like the closest to a nemesis system that you can get it without it doing the actual mechanics. Same thing, yeah. I love them. That was one of my favorite aspects of any video games.

Yeah, it's really cool. And I find it funny that every single person is crazy. Like, when two people, when someone, you get to kill somebody. me when I was like doing that like 40 minute fight with that one guy. What? I was in over, I was under leveled.

I went to some place. I was doing some 40 minute fight with this like this orc in, middle earth or whatever. And then he, like we were whittling each other down for like a while. And then he got the upper hand and some other fucking dude like before he executed me like cut him in the fucking, you know,

stabbed him in the back or right. Oh yeah. He was like, ah, you're my bitch now. I saved you. And then another one killed that guy when he was about to kill you too. Yeah,

it was like, what's happening? Of betrayals, you can get like, oh, no, let's not follow this work together and kill this guy. That's cool. That's cool. That's cool. I like that there was parts where the enemies would never stop spawning so you could do forever combos. Like I would do, you know how you just keep chaining it together?

I'm just getting thousands of hits. Why would they keep fighting is the question? Because fighting is fun. That's what's so funny. I'm like, at a certain point, you have to be like, okay, this guy's indestructible and he's going to kill all this. That's what I think about like with a GTA when there's like, well, it seems like, seems like 600 cops have perished in this hallway. There's a pile of bodies.

I wonder if I might be the one to stop this. He's the hero. I have to remember. I love the Carl Winslow shows up and he's like, I'm gonna get you, Carl, you dumb black bitch. And I shoot him in the head.

Oh yeah, the carlop. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The fat black copping. He always treat him like the worst. I would call him a Carl, the moment I saw I was like, that's Carl Winslow and I would always kill him immediately.

He only says, he has a shotgun. Oh, yeah. That's right. I do want to love it. I would terrorize, oh, my God. I would go, like, in, like, one random turnpike. I'd get a car and borrow everything off.

There'd be a bunch of cars in the way, and I would just slaughter a cop for hours. Like, right there, when you just go in the gun shop, you walk in below the gun order. He'd blow his head off first. You don't even talk to him. You just walk and shoot him. And you immediately shoot him. And you get behind the thing, and you're like, all right. Funnel in and then just blast them.

I like getting the incendiary ammo, because it'll set like everything on fire. So unfortunately the horses get it too in like Red Dead. Yeah. But like, you know, in regular GTA, it's just the cops, the swat. They're all on fire. I do that a lot. I do that.

Whenever the laws have to be. They step over it and catch on fire themselves. They do. It's so funny. This is fucked up. But whenever I'm like, whenever I'm getting chased by the Pinkerton like that, I do shotgun the horses so they fall off the horses. Sometimes you kind of have to.

Dude. Because they're terrorizing you with the horse. Yeah, man. You got a horse is a serious business. And I get the thing down. I'm like, it's okay, Twink. I wouldn't shoot you with a shotgun. And I go out there.

Or like in freaking online or Gtzi, I'm granted upon online for the like two weeks I played it. I would dog tie people, tie them. Then I would go and shoot their horses. And then I would drag them places where there's water. And I would just leave them in the water. That is actually.

I don't think I ever put that much method out. It's funny. It's funny, dude. I mean, I believe it. You can get out of it too if you quickly switch to your knife, but people don't do that. People aren't smart enough. So what I do is I just throw dragons when I let them drown. And it's like, bro, your horse is gone and you're about to drown.

You dumb motherfucker. That's crazy. Have fun. All right. Well, on that note, that's deevent shit, man. I'm real game. Is there anything else? Is there anything else?

Like, topic-wise? Oh, yeah. I don't remember. I haven't seen anything. There's one thing. They're doing. It's looking at one. One thing left.

There's a little drama unraveling in the YouTube community that I thought was interesting because I only found out about this. A lot of people didn't know that there was a lawsuit going on between this guy Carl Jopes. He's this, I think he's Australian. This Australian YouTuber. Yeah, maybe. That he normally makes videos about speed runs and really like impossible feats and games. And so at a certain point when he started seeing that calling people out for cheating and whatnot in games and claiming to have all this fake bullshit, like his channel started to blow up. So he started focusing on that quite a bit.

And one of his biggest targets was a guy named Bill Mitchell that he claimed to have like the Donkey Kong like arcade machine score and Pac-Man and all this stuff. And Carl Job's went on a crusade essentially to prove that this guy's a fucking liar. like Bill Mitchell's a liar. And there was another YouTuber named Apollo Legend that was doing the same thing. And so what happened is Bill Mitchell was suing

I think Apollo Legend or like Cease and Sists doing stuff like that like defamation type stuff. And around that time when that stuff was happening that YouTuber Apollo Legend off himself. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script.

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and she replies with a low listen so we sat there listening that was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full Hershey's it's your happy place

he like for whatever I guess he had a lot of mental health issues and Carl Jobbs was friends with that guy of Paul Legend so what happened was Carl was like oh this is your fault Bill and went hard in the paint

just accusing him like you your lawsuit and all the stuff that you're doing caused Apollo legend to off himself and so Bill Mitchell took Carl to court for defamation but the thing is and this is the thing I didn't know

because I've only seen maybe like four or five of Carl's videos I saw one about like this chick was lying about Monster Hunter I saw talking about the completionist or whatever like in Muda Har was involved or some shit I've seen just a handful of them so I didn't know anything about this lawsuit until yesterday. I started watching some videos getting all the gist of it and everything.

And there was a court case and it was live. It was streamed and everything. And a lot of his fans were really surprised that it had anything to do with this guy Apollo legend. Because the whole defamation was like Bill Mitchell was suing Carl Jopes for being like, you're accusing me of causing the death of Apollo legend where there's no evidence of that. As a matter of fact, that Apollo legend left a list of reasons why he did what he did. And there was people involved with it. And Bill wasn't on there at all.

And Apollo's sibling said, like, yeah, I had nothing to do with Bill. And allegedly, what was said in the court case was that even after that was proven, Bill was like, hey, man, like, leave me alone. Carl kept talking about it. Kind of like having a vendetta. He went way too hard on the paint way too far. So then he got sued. never mentioned the guy Apollo legend in any of his videos.

Carl talking about the lawsuit and everything. So everyone assumed that he was just getting sued specifically about, oh, you're accusing this guy of cheating. And so everyone thought it was that. And everyone thought like, oh, well, you should easily crush this guy because you proved in time and time again that he is cheating and he has fake scores. But it was never about that.

So if you look at the comments sections on Carl's tweet and then people are talking about on YouTube, they're like, wait a minute, this nigga was lying to us the entire time. when it was about this accusations of, oh, you caused his death. And so people saw the court case, and they saw it live streamed, and Carl lost, and that's to pay almost like $500,000 in damages. And so. Jesus Christ.

I just saw, like, I saw the comments on themselves, like, what the hell is this all about? I didn't know what any of this was. And I started reading the comments that people are like, yeah, maybe you shouldn't accuse people of, like, you know, saying, hey, this dude killed himself because of this, you know, like, maybe you should have some self-reflection because. And so people are kind of a little bit weirded out. And I think they're having kind of like a moral dilemma because they always thought Carl was like a really good guy and he's doing really great work in the community, the gaming industry. But now they're like, I saw people saying, I've watched all of his videos keeping him with the court case and he never mentioned Apollo legend once.

And I'm like, that's really? I was like, really? That sounds insane to me. I don't look, man. My brain is so removed from the drama aspect of content creation Because I feel like There's it's Unfortunately drama is the best way to

Attune's algorithm nowadays Unfortunately Of course it's all hard work don't matter no more It don't matter about Oh yeah no It's always been quick easy videos about shit on somebody It doesn't matter how much time you put into a video It doesn't matter sitting down and editing for

40 hours I bet a half an hour of video out Somebody is going to be like This new thing got revealed And it's gay And then there's a black woman in a game in New York I thought there were only Jews there. Like it's going to be shit like that.

This is going to ruin it. So it's like, look, man, I think, look, you keep, he can't deny that maybe making that video defaming that guy didn't help his meta situation. Like, that's undeniable, you know? Like, that may not have been like the reason why, but it definitely didn't be like, you know what? That's the reason why I shouldn't kill myself.

The problem is like the, Carl didn't have any evidence. that like, oh, it definitely was because of this. Of course. That's the problem. And it's just, it's unfortunate that the dude did what he did and also had like, I guess, notes or he had whatever. And it didn't link to Bill at all, which is, that's really crazy to me. Or even though, because I bet Bill did probably contribute to the stress, you know,

but it probably wasn't the main motivator. It's probably some deeper stuff that, you know, that we don't know about. Because I don't even know who Apollo Legend is. I just, I just know, oh, he was, he was in. in the same realm as Carl where they would talk about the, what do you call it, like, speed running and stuff like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and all that type of shit. And, yeah, I mean, it's just weird, though.

There's always, there is something, like, because he made a ton of videos on Bill Mitchell Carl, and there is one thing that always, it almost never fails, like, when you see people kind of go hard on the pain on, like, one person, like, as if there's, like, a vendetta or something. Right. There's always a level of, like, projection. There's always something like, there's always something like, there's always something behind that, man.

It's like a, I saw recently the quartering. The quarterings, uh, he hasn't died yet. He hasn't died yet. No, unfortunately not. Because he made millions, you know, doing the grift. But then he, uh, like a fucking genius. The courting like a genius started a coffee company because that's what all the conservatives are doing.

They like they're all, I just, I just found out about this. Wasn't that like black rifle or something? Black rifles won. I was watching a stream and they were rifling off all of the, like Stephen all of them. They literally all have coffee companies, but they're all attached to like, you know, anti-woke stuff. So that's how you sell it.

Cording was thought he was trying to be cute of being, I'm going to do it apolitical. I'm going to have an apolitical. So it's called coffee brand coffee. That's the name. Coffee brand coffee. First of all, that's terrible. I just, I just, I just,

Jeremy, go down your pit. A political coffee is just normal coffee. Well, normal coffee, but. The idea that you would even say it. Well, just, I need a political coffee. Knowing the guy that. that, you know, spins his entirety shitting on Brie Larson, which is, you know, kind of my point of the crazy obsession vendetta they had of Brie Larson.

Like, something's wrong with this fucking guy. Is he even a comic book fan? Is he like a fan of that stuff? I personally, I don't think so, in that. Personally, I don't think so. I think the only thing that he was actually a fan of was a MTV. That was the only thing. Yeah, he had banned or something.

Of course. He's a magic. Of course. He got banned because of that, uh, that, that situation that happened. Yeah, I don't remember what it was, though. I barely remember. A guy attacked him. A guy that dressed attacked Derby.

I thought that was so funny. I like magic a lot. Magic fans suck. I like magic a lot. So this Carl Jobbs thing. Yeah. I'm going to be honest. All right.

Last thing I heard was he's Australian. So can you repeat that? Let's go to a question. Paul Jopes. In 1993. July, the 4th of July, 1999. I don't know. Carl Jop's.

Born in a middle class home. Why aren't they more like Why are they more black video essay makers Like where are we at in that kind of space? There's so far like the biggest one right now is FD But you know he has a very specific lane of stuff that he talks about Signifier makes me so mad Is he so right about some things and he says some shit

And I'm like you fucking Oh my God You fucking you're so black Bro What is that? So like dumbly black where it's like you are just I understand, I understand. Please, please elaborate.

Like, I just, I appreciate his, uh, his ability to go into decipher things actually, uh, being a sort of positive voice. They're going to the negative thing you said. Yeah. I'm, I'm getting there. Into like the focus of the younger black community, helping them kind of unerued and detached from these very, uh, unhealthy political and like, religious mentalities.

But at the same time, it's like his, he almost has black exclusionary mentality. where I'm like, bro, that is still stupid. Give me like an example. Is there something in your line? The way he talks about white rappers in general, I'm like my guy. Like what? Oh, because he doesn't like Mac Miller or something? He doesn't like Mac Miller and I think that's crazy.

I can understand why you might not like him, but I think... Oh, he doesn't? I thought he did. I thought he respected him. He respected him. He respects him. He respects him. Because I know, like, I remember him talking about LP.

Like, you actually really respects LP. How can you not if you're a rap fan? It's insane. But he's white as shit. I mean, he's... Yes, he's... He is white as fuck, but he's also like, he lived a niggas experience. That makes any sense.

I know what you mean. I know what you mean. He lives like, he lives like. He's grandfathered in, man, I get it. He's like, he's like, his reason why like Puerto Ricans from New York can say nigger, no one gets mad. Even the ones that definitely aren't black. It's like. LP feels way less like, quote unquote, shoehorn than like say an M&M does in a way that some people.

Which is still stupid, but yeah, I understand what you mean. Yeah. It's just, it's not even Eminem's fault. It's, it's really, it's his accent. That's really the biggest. problem that he has. Really? In my opinion, yes.

He sounds like a niggas? Yes. The way that, because it makes him feel shoehorned. But that's how they talk, though. Look, listen. But I get what you mean. I get the perception of people that I don't understand that. My name's Marshall.

Nice to meet you. So here's the problem. Here's the problem. Most people develop their accents from their parents. From one or the other. It's just like you can be British living in America. Like, say Michael Bisbee, the former UFC champion, middleweight. he has kids in America

He lives in America And he has British You know his wife's British His kids have British accents That's crazy It's not crazy That is literally how you learn English I mean that's sorry not English your language

You know that story about like A bunch of little kids Where in the US were getting British accents Because they were watching Peppa Pig So much When they were like Brian This is real So like this people kids in like the Midwest

With like vaguely British accents I guess that makes sense Like for me, particularly, my person that raised me speaks two different languages. Uh-huh. I don't have a Spanish accent and I don't have a Caribbean accent. How, like, did they, like, because I guess it was this from my experience. My grandma speaks Patoa, like, when she speaks English, it's Patoa pretty much. So I guess, and when she speaks Spanish, like, every day.

So this is one thing that I've, this is one thing that I, like, the people that spin, it's not even like a, I don't, I don't want to, I want to, I want to say it's like, oh, bad parenting or anything. people that spend a significant amount of time with their parents in a way that say a TV didn't raise them or something. I mean, I mean, like we're of the, we're of the TV raising generation. Right. That is,

what we are. Like, one of my friends, he's, his accent is like boring Western American dialect, but his parents are thick Spanish accents, you know, you know,

they spend no time. Yeah. They threw him into elementary school and then he just watched a bunch of television, so he learned English that way. So he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't sound.

like them, but usually the people that like learn from, like, uh, they'll learn, uh, like, it's just like, I guess it just depends on like the, the time that you spend developing, where are you developing your language? I guess, I guess it does. It depends on what you're exposed to. In a way that, in a way that, I guess what I'm trying to say is it's clear that Eminem mostly developed his, uh, you know, his, his dialect through his friends. People around him.

Yeah, people around him and not, uh, whatever the fuck is mom's name. I forgot. Uh, Kim? No, I don't remember what his mom's name is. Oh, it doesn't matter. Miss Mathers. Whatever the fuck that bitch you name is. Mother Mathers.

The woman that he doesn't like very much. Yeah. So they probably just been, I don't know what's going on with the dad. I don't know anything about his dad. I just don't think his dad was present. As long as I was present at all. He was alive? He's always the same person.

Yeah. M&M, the guy that's nearly my dad's age is my dad's his dad. He's actually black then, technically. That's great. He's actually black. He's just how I know. Completely vindicated. I think it's, I think people don't, I don't, I don't, I think he was dropped in like

Like a bleach bucket by accident. I think the people that don't like Mac is, I guess, because Mac is like very white boy. Why do people like that? And he doesn't, he doesn't try to not be. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh,

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keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low, Listen.

So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. I feel like that's exactly what I respect about him. I think he just like to be. And I think he goes through like, he went to like a very like serious evolution, these music where it's like, I made music like this for a while, but I like soul and jazz and funk music.

I like that he's named after a beer. Miller? Miller. The Miller, you know Miller beer is named after people. You know that, right? You're saying Mac Miller named,

you're saying that that company is named after Mac Miller? They don't know that there's an infamous interview of Mac Miller where he was like, oh, my two favorite things. I got my name from McDonald's and Miller Life. And Miller Life. It's me, Mac Miller. That's crazy. That's insane.

You know, if you said that as somebody, they would believe me, too. Someone really fucking super would believe me. Yeah, most people. So I'm getting a fortune. Hey, do you know, it worked. I think it's, I don't know. Hey, audience. Hey, audience.

You know. Shut. In 1994. Oh, my God. Someone emulate me. Oh, my God. But, yes, I don't know. I like signify a lot.

McDonald's Miller was born to a big. McDonald's. He defaced. He devalues some stuff that I don't appreciate. He talked about like black love and like how like black centric love is important. But like, which I agree it is important because like there is technically a war on blackness. But like at the same time. Was that like a squirrel economics video or something like that?

It's like my nigga, I agree. I agree with. I think he's a really smart man. And I think he is very aware of a lot of the political and social things that go on. But I just also don't like how like racial-centric. things can get, even though they, because it's, to still abide by those problematic things, even though we know they're not real is really stupid to me. But they are real because they've been made to be real by people constantly enforcing them.

Yeah, of, so it is a double-edged sword of like idiocy. Look, man, I'll just say that if you're a smart man, very tall guy. I'll just say this. If you don't find yourself having issues with any creator or anyone that's an intellectual or anything, you're probably in a cult. You know what I mean? Probably, yeah. So, like, I think there's nothing wrong with you having like, I still haven't necessarily

completely let go of him going over that alternative influence network thing. Or I'm like, you're a smart man, and you're stupid enough to believe this thing is fucking real. Everything I hear about this guy, like, I kind of feel the same way that I feel about, the way that Derek feels about hereditary is kind of the way I feel about this guy. It's just like, I don't know

if he's really saying anything based on the things that I'm hearing people talk about him saying. I think he's intelligent. I think he's an intelligent guy. Like, what you're saying? Like, there's something to the blackness of towels. Like, I don't really, I don't understand

what the fuck he's talking about. I just don't. Heard anything from Derek is funny because, like, it is a good movie, but like. It's a good movie, yeah, I like. But, like, the way Derek, Derek's dislike alongside people's like, making Derek dislike it more.

Because it turns into the theatrics. That's what it's turned into. This is like his Imagine Dragons. Yeah. At this point. It's not even, the thing is. No, it's not.

No, I could. you hate them, you hate them like, in your outside life. I actually, Derek doesn't give a fuck about them outside of the people. I'm saying like through their lens though. Yeah. Yeah.

No, it's, it's like me and Joe Button. Who's that? Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Like Joe, like, I think Joe wasn't. Yeah, exactly. President Joe Button would,

Jesus Christ. I'll take it, dude. Stop talking about this shit in 2028. I'll take it over anything. I hate that guy. It's pretty that like. Pump, pump it up and get shot in the back of head. That's a terrible song.

I've never. I liked it. I'm be honest. I used to love that song when I was little. I was also four. Not four. Seven maybe. If you're a, if you're like those are very different ages. Even if you're, if you're under 13, I feel like once you hit 13, you have no more excuse to like liking terrible music. That's not true. I think so. What's the cut off for you then? I think until you're exposed to real music. No. I think when you can really understand like a musical like a bar or like a whole verse of a song, I think at that moment. me. Okay, we're generally speaking that's true. But like, let's say hypothetically, Derek, there's a child who's been kept in a cell for 13 years. He's never heard anything. And the first thing he hears is like, I don't know. Get it caught.

I came to get it. Sure, yeah. And he's like, whoa, what is this? It's something I've never heard before. His little chain gets a little tot so he gets up and he starts dancing as he's hooked to a wall. So I honestly, in that scenario, it might. That's crazy The idea of a little

That's crazy Why is it like that? And it's like A little glimmer Like comes in He's got a ball and chain On his leg And he starts dancing

I'm pumping up He's the only happiness He has Why is it like that That's crazy I mean I guess He's like reaching to the sky The light in the sky

That sucks That sucks that you're You're like Your beacon You're fucking Your muse is Joe putted That sucks

Look at Look, in your scenario, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, the, the, the, the idea of, uh, uh, when people were hearing, um, those, uh, French opera people and, um, Shawshank Redemption. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He breaks into the office and he starts playing the opera. And then, like, motherfuckers were, like, so touch by it. It could be, I've never seen this fucking movie. You haven't, you though. I hate you so much. Wait, what's the Shawshank Redemption about? No, but you haven't, um, some dude gets shanked, but he seemed, but he seemed, see redemption. He's seen a redemption for this. Some guy named Shank who was shot. Shank. That's the fuck up. And he got redempted.

Shut the fuck. You just sent some guy named Shank that got shot? What the fuck are you saying? That is no better what you're saying. A guy named Shank that got shot and he's seeking redemption for it. Oh, yeah. What's it about? It's about like.

Oh, God. Is that the one of, no, that's. Andy Dufrein. Andy Dufrein. Got shot by Shank. Andy Dufran. A man made an 85% out of piss. He can.

He can come his way through solid steel. I know Morgan Freeman like digs a hole, I think. Yeah. Morgan Freeman digs a hole running away from the main captain guard, Mr. Crabs. Oh, yeah. Like crabs with like a cue? Yeah, yeah, quabs. Quabs.

Qabs. Cue, A, BS. Crabbs. Cubs. Cubs. Cubs. I don't know why I said that. Yeah, yeah.

No, I've seen this. No, I didn't. Yeah. But no, look, man. like seven movies and you're so willing to say things are bad and you're like bro you've seen nothing you've seen Spider-Man 2 and you've you've seen Spider-Man 2

then you've taken every clip re-edited it and like oh I've seen six movies because you keep reorganizing Spider-Man 2 clips that'd be amazing I do find a fascinating that I would feel like to watch if he took out every moment of Spider-Man of Mary Jane every Spider-Man movie and watched

it all together would it be a better movie maybe you know what it would wouldn't make sense. I need somebody doing me a favor. I need somebody to at least with Spider-Man 1. Maybe you want to start with 2. He doesn't matter.

Maybe no, start chronologically because I want you to do the trilogy. But just I want you to cut it together. People have done this before with short clips. But just the characters taking breaths. So absolutely. I know what you mean. Yeah. So no dialogue whatsoever.

I feel like the first one is James Franco for some reason. The first one I agree. One of the first one is definitely that fucking teacher. in Spider-Man, the bald... The one with that fucking immense presence? The bald black teacher who's like, who looks like he's the same age as the students because all the students are 30.

He looks younger than them, actually. He looks a little bit younger, yeah. He's like, you're feeling my class. Oh, right, right. Right, I forgot about that. Yeah, yeah. I'm not gonna ask you about that. I think about the guy all the time

because I'm just like, what the fuck are you doing? Yeah, where did he go? Where did he die? He probably died. He probably got level. He probably caught a car in the back. Or he's one of the kids.

Let's move on the question. He's one of the people that went When Doc Ock threw the fucking The car and hit it Nobody threw the coins Hit him back And then he paralyzed him So he just went to the bank

Bink Oh man I was just in the first one I still can't get over Doc Ock throwing the car at Peter I still can't get over that Yeah I can't get over that What did you what did you

Did you like I almost in his head He like almost like oh shit Like he didn't need to do it Well my thought is he's crazy And it doesn't really matter if he kills him or not because like if he kills him, Spider-Man's going to find him. Is that what you thought?

Like he would find it a reason? That's a way to write it off. You know what I mean? Oh, so he was like, oh, I was going to flatten him. And instead, I'm now going to flatten him, but he's alive. So now I'll be like, hey, I need Spider-Man. For a genius, for a genius, that's really stupid. It's extremely stupid.

But Norman Oswald stepped to a green tube. All those geniuses. are stupid. All that green galaxy gas? That's it was... Yeah. He was doing whippets. He was giggling.

He was funny, dude. He was giggling like a motherfucker in here. This is amazing. He's just high. Green goblin doesn't exist. Dude, I saw... It's him being so high. He touched tripping.

I saw the green goblin's cock, dude. The green cock goblin? Dude, Jojo was watching this crazy-ass movie that, you know, since I wasn't paying attention, it seemed like a fever dream. But I guess it was a bunch of stories being told through the same actors. Oh, so it's willing to, Willem to follow was there? So Wilm Defoe was in it. Emma Stone.

Oh. I forgot who else is in it. You get to see Emma Stone tits, ass. You get to see William Defone cock. Wilm Defoe and Emma Stone were making out at some point. I was like, I'm on my computer screen. The fuck I'm like, what the hell is this? What is this thing you're talking about?

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One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's. It's your happy place.

I only have a little bit of context Is it a variation of? She has different She looks different in it Does she have like a thick eyebrows or whatever And I think in one One of the iterations Because it's like it's different scenes

It's like they're telling stories But they're using the same characters And at one point There's like a Oh these guys are reminiscing over a sex tape That they made So it's like Wild

Emma Stone and all these other people And I'm just like Oh fuck I never thought I'd see Emma Stone's tits It's crazy That is nuts. I'm like, what the hell? He's like, and then,

and I see the... I put my phone down, and then I'm doing this and it's typing. Having a keyboard for your phone is fucking... That is pretty well. There's no keyboard. Oh, but it's working.

It's working. It's typing. But yeah, I'm sure somebody listening right now knows what I'm talking about. And they're like, yeah, I never thought that I saw, I was going to see Willem Defoe with like his dick root, you know,

and see his pubs in the, in the beginning of his shaft. I was like, oh, I just, I never knew that. Yeah, me neither. No, I'm actually, the funny thing is, I was like, I was much more, I just thought it was, it's like, hey, green goblin's cock,

I just never thought I would. Was it bright green? It was turning green. That's crazy. The green was creeping up his head of his head. He saw it, and then they cut away before it finished. And he started making out Emma Stone, and he starts laughing maniacically.

He starts laughing in her mouth. And they shoved the bomb. It shoved out of the truck. Let's move out of some questions. We have one word. Godspeed. I have one last thing. I have one last thing.

Do you remember the part where the coin falls down and then what's his name from? Joe McHale, yeah. Regis for it and Aunt Meg Pitts him. I would have punched the fuck out of her. She would hit me. I would have turned back to her and just struck. That would have been funny as fun. That's a great interjection.

That would have been funny? Would you have not been upset if this bitch was, there's no. Would I have struck an old lady for a fucking dollar? Yeah. There wasn't a dollar. It was going. It was a gold coin. gold coin. What is a gold coin worth?

I don't know. Probably a lot. As the green goblin, would you have struck her when she smacked you for reaching for the pie? I think he wanted to. I think he was like this fucking old bitch. Ow. And then then he just winds up. He goes out and then he stands up and he like it. It sounds like the way those terrible AI. Oh yeah. Where they just start.

Or a cat against human arms for some reason? That's exactly what it's like. That's exactly what it was like when you described Pizza Time. Because it was kind of grounded and then you just went wild with it because they fired him right for saying the N-word or whatever. And then you just immediately take off

and he just starts hovering without a glider and start throwing bombs. That's like the AI videos. Is the AI just a map of my mind? Basically. They get like a scan of my mind. They're like, all they're going to imprisoning you put all these chatchy.

BT. What are the open source? They're going to kidnap you and put all these tubes into it. I got to pee. I got to take a little break. Oh man, this is the first time. He's never done that before. You can't really switch them. I don't put it on me. Yeah, yeah. Just, yeah. Just, yeah. All right, I guess we'll get into some questions then. All right. I'll hear you.

The first one. You guys can read that. All right. You know, right. Hey, it's me. Hey, it's me, Chris. I'm Chris. I'm currently wetting my pants. Oh, there's so much piss on my pants. Oh, okay, so we're going to get some questions. Thank you for our patrons on patreon.com, that's a snark tank.

We are $5.00. Stop. For $5 a month, you can ask. I'm a hard bigger. Stop, dude. I'm trying to think. Chris, stop. No, you're fired.

You're fired. I'm Chris Reagan. Chris, why? What you need to, you need to calm down, Chris. No, you're black. You're black. I hate you. You're black.

Hey, hey, slow, we're all adults, we're all adults here in this room. No, I'm, I, I'm racist. I'm waiting for, is he okay in there? I'm troubled by a series of constant orgasms. I can't stop it. My dick is nine inches soft. Deal with it. Nine inches soft is crazy.

That's amazing, man. Can I see it? Can I see it? What a threat. Can I see it, Chris? Can I see it? I fucked up and I lost the questions. I want to see it.

You lost the questions? Yeah, this fast. I don't know how the fuck he did that. How did you even fucking do that? I don't know, man. I don't know where I'm at. First question. This question comes from...

Hey, guys, it's me. I'm back. Ew. I don't like how you bathe's skating. That was disgusting. Hankis Reagan. I took everything in me to not just say that hard are over and over, over, over.

I was thinking it the whole time, but I was like, I don't want to add that. I'll read it. Since it took you five straight minutes to read a single question. Be it good confidence. Let me do this one. You could have just talked over me like you normally do. I am Derek and I love predatory. Would you rather have a loving relationship with your father or gay, or be a gay retard, Mr. Sweeney?

I don't know. Wait, who would not? Is this correct? It's to me. It's to me, I guess. So would you rather have a loving relationship with your father or being a gay retard? Is that the question? Yeah.

That's the caliber of questions that are paid, that people pay to ask us. rules. So what do you got? Yeah, give me five minutes on this. Do do do do do do No, preferably with words. Yeah. I think I'd rather have a relationship with my dad, I guess. I don't know. I think I'd go like that he's even like thinking about it. I guess it took it took him a while. I think of my dad. I guess. I don't know. Loving relationship with my father seems kind of pagers. That still seem kind of pagers. What's wrong with being a gay retard? I just don't want to be one. I would just rather not be one.

I'd rather be, have an relationship with my father more than being a gay retard. You're. Okay. If that's what, call him up, then idiot. Call him up. You do it. You first. I'm sorry.

That was so. Wait, me call my dad or call your dad? Call your dad at first. It's like, oh. I mean, I'll go to the cemetery. Hello, Kingston. Dig up this dude. Hey, nigger.

Sleeping soul. Hey, nigga, what you doing? Wake up. Hello, Kingston, it's me your daddy. It's your daddy. A British man. Hello, hello boy. It's me your daddy.

It's me, Daddy Kingston. I am, I'm thinking, never mind. Daddy Kingston. I love your show. It's a fine romp it is, yes. He can talk like that and it sounds disgusting. Does he wear like one of those fucking like World War II style hats, like the German things? And he has like a fucking musket and shit?

Does he wear a little helmet with a little hole at the top of the top of the hair sticking out? Yeah. Like the ones they give at those special hospitals. Those are cool. That was the most, that was the most mentally deficient I've seen a person in person. Who's that? Does he have one of those helmets with a little hole in the top where a little tough to hair sticks out? That they show up those special hospitals.

What's the, Ray, the guy that died. Oh, Ray Stevenson, here we go. Ray Stevenson. Yeah. So I wanted to pull. up Ray Stevenson and RRR. Like I pictured your dad like

would drip in like a gun like this. Oh my God. Is that the guy that like shoots from the cars? Well he fucking hovers. Yeah, yeah, he jumps in hovers. The fucking car gets hit by a fucking tree and then he launches stays in air,

aims his gun and then shoots the tire of the car is chasing and then the fucking car projectile flips to the right. It really is so cool. When he was fighting that tiger, I was like, it was insane. Fighting tiger. That movie, I'm fighting tigers.

Like, they got it. They got the assignment. They get it. That was one of the best watches I've ever had on a movie. It really was magical. You ever think about, you ever think about, even if there's no street food being sold to them. Yeah.

Yeah, that was before. Like, it was like, remember how Iran used to be like a utopia? And then like the eyelids hole and all that shit. It's basically. Have you ever really? What happened? What happened? Yeah.

You know a crouching tiger hidden dragon? Yeah. Have you ever truly envisioned a, like a crouching tiger? That's not a hard to envision. No, like a like bipedal. Oh, and it's not exactly hard to origin at all either. Yeah, it's like Tiger Man. Yeah, yeah.

A wear tiger? Like a, like a proper, like disgusting like squat. And how is. A bipedal squat by a cat person. Cats? When they go into their thing When they're staying like this. I've never done seeing a big cat do that.

A big bipedal cat. You have? You've never seen a bipedal cat like sitting, standing like sort of upright with its feet on the ground? Not like a guy. Not like a fucking. You're talking about like a cat just sitting. Yeah. How they sit.

Yeah. We're talking about they're actually just. They're on their legs. They have long legs. And now they're crouching. Like a wear cat. A wear tiger. A wear tiger.

Yeah. A weariger. And, we're talking. Where does the dragon hide? I don't know. Probably like out of sight. Under the tiger. The dragon's out of sight.

Up to the tiger. Yeah, he can't see me. It's like a fucking hundred feet long. It's like 40,000 times bigger than the fucking thing. All right. Divest thyself of thy wensches. Anoint thy flesh with the homies, something. He cuts off.

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So glad. Josie and the pussycats ready says, hey, snarky. He's throw back to episode zero in the first question asked by a guest, because Derek never got to answer the question. I feel like this. Oh, interesting one. That can't be true. Because I feel like this must have come up before.

What's the worst thing you ever stole? And I don't mean no sweet. plus he's virginity. What is that? Oh, no. Oh, no. It's not good. Well, I'm, like, drinking this, and it's like... I can possibly be wrong with it that deep in.

What'd you find? Well, I'm just seeing, like, I hope this is... I think this is caramel. I'm going to say it's just a caramel, right? That looks like... It's not like old fucking milk turning in a cottage cheese. Oh, no. If that's the case, I'm fucked.

Oh, no. Oh, no. I'm going to just... Stop just for... Yeah, I can't believe I drank all that mold. I mean, I drank it almost half of it. One gallon of mold. That's like fucking mid-stroke.

Oh, no, this is a guy. It's like, well, you've been at it for 20 minutes. One gallon of mold, please. Black. Delicious. So, yeah, I mean, I feel like we must have asked this. I feel like it's even been presented in this way. Like, I feel like I've had...

Crazyest thing we've stolen? No, I've even heard... I feel like we've answered that. Not only that question, it was many, many episodes ago, probably. But, like, I feel like it's even been presented in that way where it's like, Derek never got to answer this. This was the first question ever asked. Really?

Yeah. I don't remember that at all. That seems like it has to be. But you just seems like it, it just seems familiar to me. But I guess it is, we probably, it is true that it wasn't answered on that episode and then it was answered later on. Yeah, maybe. I don't know.

But it's probably been like 100 episodes. Yeah. So whatever. Okay, bye. The question, it was a crazy thing we ever stole, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, it's craziest thing we ever stole, right? Yeah.

Is it? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what's that? That's the craziest thing I ever stole right there. The understanding right out of his head. The knowing. You can't know anymore. Craziest nigger I ever robbed. Steve.

Yeah, the, Carl Winslow. I robbed him of his life. Rottombeck. Why he was on duty. He was crazy. He was like, he was, I picked up Urquil by the shoes. He shot him in a back of the head. That's insane.

Yeah, you had Laura gunned her head, and I was like, put your weapon down, Carl. Take your pants off. Now, beat off. Beat your dick to completion. And she's crying. And then once he finally bust, I just blast. He'd bust. I shoot her and shoot him.

Jack off in front of your daughter. Then she gets shot, and then you get shot. That is fucking evil. That's heinous. That's just such a confused. That's like if Joel Miller was killed with like a mummified Steve Urkel. That is so. Swinging him around by his shins.

A mummified Steve or not. It's a Stefan. It's a freaking Stefan doll. Oh my God. That is so freely evil. Like that's like, that's not human evil. No, that's like, that's like, That's the concept of evil.

That's supreme evil. You've, you've, you've leveled up. You're now like, you're, you're, you're now like,

you're, yeah, that's psychotic at that point. Yeah. Oh my God. Is that good? Anyway, I hope that.

That's so crazy. Anyway, I hope that answers your question. It's like somebody going buying puppies from a mill and then with curb stopping them. Yeah.

Like, what the fuck are you doing, dude? Indeed. No. Dubudum. I don't think any of us have actually I've never sold anything crazy

I've sold him like a Hershey bar I've sold on like packs of cards when I was younger and stupid Yeah it's all stuff like that Like maybe if you would talk about Most expensive games from Amazon When I worked there Yeah I can't remember

I don't I just my I'm so like Just think I can't I feel like I'm such a good fella Now I'm such a good guy I'm just a good heroic fella now Yeah people have stolen some expensive stuff for me But yeah

Oh Some guy ran past me I didn't tell the story of the episode Some guy ran past me took my game boy and tried to run with it, but then my cousin was picking me up, so he saw the guy run on my game boy and caught him and beat him up pretty bad. Wait. You're that guy's cousin?

He was definitely a black man and much older than me. He was by disguise. Yeah. He was in a fucking suit, like a gangly suit. That is cool. That's cool. That's cool. Crawls out in pain.

Ah, damn it! You're a fucking modoc looking dude from Invincible. I can't remember his name. In the old... Rex. No, yeah. Well, yeah. Well, no.

But like, yeah, no, but yeah, no, but yeah. Oh, you mean like Rex's DNA. The little fucking, yeah, the little baby. Yeah, the fact that they didn't like kill him is crazy. Or like something like that, that was like. Kill who? Supposed to be more realistic. But the fact that robot took Rex's DNA and like clone him.

Everybody was like, all right, Rex, I would have been like, I'm going to blow you up right now. It is kind of. You have to go to jail. You have to go to jail. The monster girl, I'm like, how are you cool with this? You know how they, like, get closer and shit. And I'm like, how are you cool with this? We did an episode all about Invincible.

We did. On our Patreon. You can go over to Patreon on our Comsososos. I'll go over there. Do it now, or you will be, well, Carl Winsle you. We'll do it. Anyway, Saddam Eiser wrote in. Says, what's good, my favorite non-white supremacist?

Thank you. You don't know that. Yeah, you don't know that. Are we non-whites? Are we supremacists, but non-white ones? We don't have time. Okay. I tried watching that Jubilee video with Sam Cedar.

And the gay guy in it convinced us, convinced me that us LGBT people need our own versions of Uncle Tom or Coot. Yes. Got any suggestions? I don't think we're at liberty to suggest. I am. I just don't have any ammo. I'm like, damn, I'm not prepared. Yeah, I don't have anything clever that I think would work.

How would you call them? Because everything, everything that's like derogatory is just derogatory. It's not even like fancy. I guess you'd have to make it. So this is your task to make something up. there's not enough time to think because right now I'm trying to think and nothing cool is popping on my head

Yeah it would just be homophobic And I don't want to go there right now Let's it I would catch too wide of a net And I'd get people that don't deserve to be in it I was trying to think of something like The Hispanic guy that like goes up to any things He cooks by just using a bunch of like religious

Central like religious fucking talking points And it's like you're not cooking You sound stupid my nigga Do you see Russell Brand try that with Bill Burr recently? No They talked against? No no no no not together, but he was like commenting.

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then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well, I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child, then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Hear the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say.

and she replies with a low listen so we sat there listening that was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full Hershey's it's your happy place

he was commenting on like his I love the oh my god I love Elon Musk it's crazy is it it's really nuts it's the way we've got to figure everything out right

I love his cook it's crazy It's funny because... I used to do drugs and rape a lot of people. So now I'm different. Ever since getting to the Greek, I'm just... You know, ever since getting to the Greek, I'm a fucking freak now. I love Jesus. It's funny because...

I love Jesus. He tweeted something, right? And then, like, I'm pretty sure second I was like, this guy's a fucking rapist. I was just like, what the fuck? I'm so bluntly mean. I think Kyle said that. I was like, Kyle is... Kyle said it.

He's on another all-star run where he's just like... He's on the, he's also like, That's how I found it. That's how I saw that video. Oh. Kyle covered it. I didn't even know he talked about it. I didn't even know Russell Barron was doing anything.

Kyle is. Yeah, I thought he was laying low, but it gets not. Kyle's the character who's doing a super and he's just whaling on people. And you're like, well,

he just doesn't care about it. He doesn't care about being apologizing him anymore. He's trying to insult them. I just can't remember what the fucking thing was where it was like, it was like something along the last of like, Bill Burr was on like some late night show

and he was talking about how like, man, people with billions of dollars aren't happy with their billions of dollars. It's crazy. Yeah. And then Russell Brand's like, well,

it's a little crazy thing to say, right? Because money can't really buy happiness. You can still be sad if you've got a lot of money. And then a fucking Victorian child dies behind them. I always want to bash people like that in the fucking brain.

And then got some berserk of peers and drops his sword on his head as hard as he can, splitting the floor, cracking the camera. I, man, I can't stand that shit. Especially, you always hear that from rich assholes, too. We need more villains. Look, I need more like, we need a politically savvy villains.

We do. I just need, people just need to be beaten up, dude. We need more people that are like, hey, I'm going to do bad stuff to bad people. Imagine if Russell just caught some hands. I mean, was that funny? Ow! Stop it! Oh, stop it.

He sounds like such a fucking fable. Yeah. He's like a fable guy. Yeah, he doesn't sound. He sounds like he's always in character. Yay, fucking Muppet. Leave me alive. Because I'm like, that's not how, that's not it.

That is not a regional dialect in your country. Oh, I'm the fastest grifter in Albion. I want Russell, I want Russell Brand to wake up in a room filled with cement. Like, like, does that work? Like, is he encased in it? Like, has it purely dried yet? Like, like, he wakes up, right? And he looks around and there's nowhere to see.

It's just cement. everywhere. So he doesn't know what's the cement. And he's like, oh, why is this whole docking here? It feels rather cruel and stuff. And he tries to go to his door and he can't, because he can't move with he's encased in cement. Not encased, but he's, like, imagine.

I'm imagining him in like, he he's in a room full of cement and he's the only space not occupied by cement. He's like almost like, like burying somebody, like burying somebody alive. Like, burying somebody alive. Perfectly his ratio, however tall he is. Yeah, exactly. That's terrified.

He's only... He can't even open his mouth. He's like, what's going on here? And all he hears is like, yeah, the nuke will be tested in 25 minutes. And he just stuck in there. And you give him the tiniest, tiniest little fucking plastic spoon to dig his way out. Don't worry, man. I'll bust you out.

Oh, it's me, Joe Rogan. That's right. I love his impression of Joe Rogan. It's so fucking not Joe Rogan. So it's a, it's fucking cruelly. Krillin every time Basically it's like Flash Gets

No no I know you I know what you're doing I mean that's what I know what it is It's flash gets It's so funny of you because I just hear I'm Joe Rogan That's always sounds on flash kids But Krillik kind of looks like Joe Rogan also

They're very They're the same exact height Yeah They're same height They're bald Yeah Giant head And that's it

All dies easily Kreland's a good guy Joe Rogan's a twas I'm not saying they're the same personality Like Kreliliers have a fucking podcast Hi, I'm a Krillin experience Hi, I'm Krillin. Our first guess is this

Shibaman. How did they found? I don't really remember it. I don't remember you blowing up one of my best friends. So, Seibeman, it's crazy that you're here right now. It's crazy. That's crazy. I don't even know, I didn't know there's any left of you.

It's crazy. It's like, wago, www, wago, what they sound like? Wow, that's crazy. I didn't think this through. Our next investor, Peruka. Oh, you blew up my studio. Damn. My life is horrible.

I'm a cop. I guess I'm married a bad bitch, though. Our next guess. Emperor Piloff. All right. Slur. Friza. Friza.

Horned Friza. Horns. Ours. Faced. Ow. Again. Ouch. Poor fucking Krillin, dude.

He's a cool guy. Everybody makes fun of him a lot. He did. He did do some pussy shit. he didn't blow up 18 though that was crazy he would have kicked out of Z fighters to that for sure I would have kicked him you can't be part of him like vetoed for sure is is the only part that's human

18 is a pussy or they're all they're all humans they're most they're they're androids really they're androids but like what's the cybor what's the ratio they have like but they're they called Android yeah but like it's your Kirittama it's Japan it's Japan I know I'm just being stupid I love that a Kiriatoria

was just like Android sounds cooler yeah I don't I don't agree but like I think it does for the context of that show I think Cyborgs just kind of sounds It sounds too

like battle star galactic 80s 80s since waves shit Yeah so what's the ratio I think they're human For the most part

Is it that they're Um But like say when you saw Was it 16? Was it 16? 16 was an android actually Yeah he's actually a robot He's actually a robot entirely

With like I think a consciousness Or something Or like with a personnel I don't know It was like a personality based on someone who's alive. His, what you call DeRos son, the redhead dude.

Yeah, whatever. Okay, so how many robot parts do the fucking 18 in all them, niggas? They have things in their hands? They had, um, they don't. They're not like, that's,

that's, oh, that's 19. Right, that's right. They don't know what they got then. So what the fuck are? They have, like, they have, like, a means of infinitely creating energy,

and then they have, like, hardened bodies and, like, parts. They probably have cybernetic parts to, so, like, hardness and themselves, and that's about it. It's cyberpunk stuff, basically.

They cheated us. Yeah, they didn't explain that shit. I'm mad. I'm gonna go dig up a character. I'm gonna find the dragon ball in his casket. You, it must. Dude, if there's no dragon balls. You find a four star, you're like,

oh, that'd be crazy. Would you try to find rest of the dragon balls? No. I would just hide the one I have. No, like, where the fuck would you begin? So no. I wouldn't even. I would just hide the one I have.

I bet great. I have a four and then if somebody else gets the other six, I'll sell them. No, I was going to kill them, steal it. You get two wishes. I'm going to Carl Winslow with their family. I wish everyone was gay. It's just immutable damage in the world.

Destroy humanity. I wish everyone that said the N-word blew up immediately afterward. I miss everyone was gay and had penises. So then literally there's no more procreation. So even women, all women are just fucking like. You don't even have to make them gay. It would be fun if you make everybody just have penises. That's it. So people are not gay, but now they can't make children anymore.

This is a great question. It's all but sex, dude. Let's go. This is a great question. Pan of Jello, Lord of Jeff wrote in. He says, a hypothetical for you, gentlemen. If you had immortality, meaning you can never die or kill yourself, would you end up being bisexual after a couple centuries? Probably, yeah. Or this heterosexual just run so deeply you can defeat immortality. I actually think you would eventually just become by, I think. Yeah, eventually. Like, eventually, like the odds. That's why vampires are fucking like that. Right, yeah

I think it would just Like after like a million years You'd be like well I don't know man Or it might even become asexual Probably I don't You might even live to see

What's next? Yeah like where we go To the point where like That might not even apply Which would suck Because if you live to see Like it would suck Because you would just be like

Oh I live forever But I'm just inferior Yeah You're just Yeah you're technically You're superior And inferior at the same time Well probably not

Because the world's can't die. The world's going to end adventure, so you're just going to be floating through space, suffocating and freezing until you land somewhere else. Yeah, eventually. And then the universe is going to suffer a heat death and you're going to be like, oh, I would never want to be. I'm just survived. I'm seeing all this horrible shit happen.

I would never want to be more. I would want to be more mortal, in fact. More. I'd want an extended life as long as my brain doesn't decay. That's it. I got bad news for you, buddy. Yeah. Because I what am I living for like 500 years if like my brain doesn't decay?

Five hundred. That's crazy. easy. Yeah, I don't, I'm I'm, I'm, it's 30, it's 30, been 31 years for me, I'm tired. That's what you're just, you're just defeating. But your brain sucks though. Yeah. That is true. If our brains were hardened,

perfect, didn't decay, didn't have all that stress from the lack of sleep and whatever, the fuck, blah, blah, blah. Or even because it's like, I think we be good. Because think of how much you could like help the world. No. If you said, is this that long? I'm not doing that. I would. I'd probably do it. I'd be, I'd be like, what you call. I'd be like, I'd be like, um, I'd be like the emperor from freaking um the emperor's new groove the christian the christian battle game with i thought he was gonna

yeah what is the gladiator warhammer i mean the emperor from warhammer then he lived for like literally 10,000 years and he was just kind of surround it's like i'm not gonna help i'm just gonna let niggas die and shit and then when like the rest of the shit starts showing up i'd be oh i'd help i'd help people this is fun yeah what do you got hi i'm dr jgoodman host of beyond the script the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches.

Like I get a stomach ache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh yeah, you know, I just, I have a stomach kick every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication.

And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeart. Art Radio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full.

Hershey's. It's your happy place. Yeah, so eight guerrillas versus three Jeepers creepers, who's winning? Rode in. That's their name. That's funny. Well, the Jeepers'Ckeepers is winning. The Jeepers are probably, yeah. Yeah. They've got to pack them up. But he says, hey, snark, dudes, first time riding in been following Prisons he was a black and white silhouette

of his hair and glasses. That's a long time ago. Oh, yeah. The recent write-in by an astrophysicist got me thinking. Oh, this is going to be stupid. You're going to use our brains. What do you actually think about the breakdown of your audience demographics? Obviously, mostly male, homeless, and gay. But I'd be curious to know how many listeners have surprising careers or lives. Personally, I'm an atheist who teaches history at a Catholic middle school. That's fucking.

That's so interesting. That's so funny. That's great. I have not looked at analytics once. I've seen it before on YouTube, but it's... I think I might have glanced over it. It's overwhelmingly... I downloaded a package years ago for like trying to get sponsors.

Oh, yeah, because we had to say... Yeah, we had to do it. That's why I saw it too, yeah. That was years ago. I don't even remember. But I guess it's probably relatively the same. Overwhelmingly male. Of course.

Yeah, of course. Age group between like what? 19 to like 2035. I think it's like 73 to 69. That's not true. I know that doesn't make sense. That's not true. That's why it loops.

That's crazy. It's probably like 18 to 34. That's usually the range. It's probably that. So wait. Wait, what did you say? 73 to 69. 73 to 69.

So that means 70, 71, and 71 and 72. Like that weird little chunk of people are not listening at all Yeah, that's what's going on That's That's awesome I hope we have a 69 year old listening That would be fucking cool I don't know

Yeah, right in No Yeah right if there's somebody If there's a grandfather A granddaughter to help you Or grandfather if you somehow That is bicentennial dude Like if there's anyone that's like

That and beyond Yeah man Because that would actually surprise the fuck out If we got any bicentennial Ah okay I should just say that I should have just said that, but... Yeah.

If we have any Bicentennial the listeners, please write in. Yeah. Let us know your story. Do we have any bi... I spoke to some fucking... I was on a Twitter space from Poe one time. And I was thinking to some guy I was like 50-something talking about like,

the man is afraid to show their male energy. And I was like, shut your old, clearly single-ass up, me. Oh, my God. Did you see that fucking cringe-ass fucking thing that... Speaking of 50-year-old is doing fucking cringe shit. Do you see that? You know Grums, right?

Oh. Fuck! Did you see that tweet? that I wanted to talk about. Did you see that tweet that he posted? Who was the guy that was scorching him? And you commented on their post. I don't even remember.

He was Jaffy. Jaffe. It was Jaffe. Oh, David Jaffe. Because I'm sorry. David, I love you. I love what you've done for like, without you,

one of my favorite franchises wouldn't exist. But the way he framed that thing about Grums made me want to slap it. I don't know. I didn't see it. He was, he did this like the most centrist take about him because first he's,

starts off being like, I hate his takes. And it's like, yeah, okay, yeah, water's fucking H2-2-0. Shut the fuck up. You know what I mean? Like, it's, yeah, of course he hate his takes. Everybody hates his takes. But then he was kind of like, if this is just about him doing porn and it was all nice and legal, I don't see any problem. I'm like, okay,

so you're admitting you haven't looked into anything whatsoever. I really don't know what this is about, actually. So, oh, you The porn thing? I didn't see it. I didn't see any of the porn stuff. Wait, you're breeding up grums, so I was assuming you know, I had no knowledge of the porn stuff. I can't believe we didn't talk about this. I'm a upset because, yeah, this is, I can't believe I forgot about this.

This was like the thumbnail in my mind before we were recording. I'm like, oh yeah, we're definitely going to fucking flame grunt. There was what, there was only one thing. So I only saw, like, there's two things that I saw. There was one where he was like, he was going off on some really cringe diatribe where he was just like, he was like, he was like, um, don't ever fuck with gamers. We are forged. Oh, that. Oh, my God.

That was like a month or so. No, yeah. Like, recently. Mighty Keith retweeted that shit was making fun of him. I love Keith. That guy's fucking hilarious. Who? Mighty Keith.

He's, Oh, yeah, yeah. You know he is, right? I know vaguely, yeah, yeah. He was just like, he was shitting on grums like crazy. What do you say this time? He did another thing,

like I think in the last week where he just said, it was a similar kind of thing. Oh, I know what it is. Go ahead. Yeah, but he was like, I'm going to have to destroy, now I'm going to have to destroy their ideology.

They didn't want that. And everybody's like, what? But see, that was in response to what everything that was happening. Yeah, I only saw that. So that you missed everything that transpired is amazing.

Yeah, yeah. Because so there's this guy, a British dude that, let me honest, a little weird to go out of his way. He said you pay a little money and then people can like extract all this data from the internet and learn everything about you. And he's like, this isn't, he said throughout the video, he released a video, this guy that just a small YouTuber. He was like, this isn't doxing. All this stuff is available. You left these markers on here. It's a gray area in my opinion

But it's grums So I don't give a shit Because it's not like he didn't release any private information Like about like his family Or anything that's like that should be fine I think that's all fine But he got into stuff That like things

He knows things about grums That most people wouldn't even look into So where it's I would just say You're terminally online to do anything like that But also I promise you I don't give a shit Because it's grums And he deserves to be flamed

At all So he recently got exposed Grum's got exposed for doing being a complete sexual deviant trying to be in the porn industry using the money that he raised to release a stupid ass game that he never fucking did, you know, to fund him doing. He lives just like double like online thing like where he pretends to be like some dumb like I don't know if it's a V-tuber or something. He pretends to be like this female and he just represents this like porn thing. of like chicks fighting. It's like a like a mud wrestling fighting thing. He has this whole thing. He has this whole underground thing,

but he's like done shady things to try to maintain it. And also has a lien for like over $200,000 for the government. Like, you know, because he's just like, there's so much shit that this guy has been involved where he just shows that he's a fucking deviant. He's an idiot. He's a piece of shit. He's a grifter. He's a con artist.

He's stolen people's money where they've raised money and stuff like that. blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And he was freaking out to where when this guy exposed him, a lot of those things that were up, certain things that were up started getting taken down. So you know it was him because all of a said, oh, coincidentally, when to get exposed, all this stuff starts disappearing.

He's also asking questions, like this guy started posting information about it. And then Grumms was like, where the fuck did you get all that? Did you get my passwords? Like he was actually, and then so now he was saying, oh, they're just making stuff up about me. These guys are pathetic, this and that.

And that's when he came out with that tweet, like, I'm going to have to destroy their ideology. They didn't want me to do that or some shit. Like after all, after he's been, if you just look under that post itself, just the replies, destruction, he's getting ratioed so badly. And also, um,

he buys likes. He accused the Assassin's Creed shadows for buying likes, whoever the community manager was at that page. But then people took screenshots of Grum's things. Hours later, like in time showing like, oh, he has like 20,000 likes, and then it goes to 15, then to 9,000. It's just showing that all these bots were getting, you know, taken out. And so, you know, again, projection, right?

Every accusation is a confession. And, yeah, this guy's one of the biggest pieces of shit in the gaming community. Yeah, and it was, fucking loser. That's why it annoyed me. Look, I understand David Jaffe doesn't know about all this stuff. But also, it's just weird when people kind of interject, when they they just admit that they don't know anything

so why are you giving him any credence at all? I agree and disagree with you right because I think that in which way? I think people don't always have to have the most well-defined opinions to talk about things right

because he's not kind of like champion him or kind of informing people about him he's just giving his opinion about it you know and it can be a very milk-toed how did you give your opinion if you don't know anything about the subject From what he knows about him, he probably claimed, oh, this guy's a shithead talking about video games.

So let me give you this way. From what I'm hearing from you. So he's given a take about when he's saying, if everything he's doing within the porn industry is legal, I don't see anything wrong with it. What I'm saying is, Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script,

a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not. be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child. Then it might be time to

give them a medication for a fever. Here are the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar and Suddenly, I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there, listening.

That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. Why not find out what he did before you say something, about it. What a weird fucking thing to say. It's just like, oh man, it's literally anything. Take any subject. As long as it's just nice and legal, it's anything wrong with it. And it's like, okay, well, we're talking about a specific subject about a piece of shit doing something. What was the opinion? The opinion could be like this guy's an asshole, but people are kidding on him for the porn involvement is kind of stupid. And I think that's, I think that's relatively fine, you know.

Like, I don't like Grums. I hope, I genuinely hope he has a stroke and dies. Like I, like I whispered that. Of course, but look it. Yes, I do. Yes. I do. Look, man. I can't control strokes. So you guys can't get me for that. I'm resolved. Same thing from you. If you were to be absolutely like you just have you not inquisitive about the subject at all. Sure. And then you just want to just, I'm going to speak my piece. I'm going to be like, shut the fuck up. Like, why not just be curious enough to find out what's happening or just don't fucking say anything? I don't know why it's so hard. It's so difficult for people to be like, I need to, I need to put my two cents in this subject. And I'm not going to do fucking one minute

of due diligence to find out what's going on. I agree it'd be better if he did that. I'm saying it would be the world would be infinitely better if people fucking did that. You are right. So I don't know why there's any sort of like like why am I getting pushback? It's like oh like allow people to be stupid and retarded and just put their dumb as uninformed opinions on there. And I'm like, you can do it. It's a free country. It's a free internet. You can do it. But I'm also going to say you're fucking being stupid. I think I'm going to let you know that, hey, just take a a minute to find out what's happening. So I deal with Carl Jopes, right? I didn't know. what's happening. I say, please somebody give me the information about this. I got it. And then I did

more digging and I found out what was going on. And then I gave a fucking opinion on it. I just be like, oh, this is bullshit. I like Carl Jobs, man. You know, he seemed like a good guy to me. You know, because I saw people making those, those claims and they were putting those takes out there. I'm like, oh, you've just showed me that you didn't look into this for five fucking minutes and showed that Carl was actually being kind of a shithead in this situation. It's like that. It's just like, I'm like, guys, I agree with your point. I think it'd be better. I think it'd be better if you did the research report you talked about something in general always. I think that's a better or better existence to have.

But I think Jaffe giving him is like, oh, I don't like his takes on video games, which is a place he does understand him from. I think it's relatively fine. It's not as. Well, that's fine. It was just irrelevant. It was just irrelevant because like people,

it's like everybody knows that Grums is a piece of shit. If you're not a freak like Grums, right? Everybody knows like he's a piece of shit. So like right now we were specifically talking about the stuff that was involved with the porn industry and just him being a shady piece of shit. And I was just even saying I was just even, even, I just wanted people to, David

to just use critical thinking where I'm like, hey man, even like, let's just say for the sake of argument, you know this guy's a piece of shit, because he says, oh, he has bad takes. It's deeper than that. It's not that Grum just has bad takes. He's a fucking terrible person that does harassment campaigns that, you know, tries

to take down companies he wants fucking clips like video games and wants companies destroyed. Like, get the fuck out of here. Is that Ian Miles Chunk calling? Who did he call a coward? Oh my God, no. He called someone a coward. He called Hassan a bad person for interviewing him Elon Musk's daughter, right? Didn't he flashbang a dog?

And trying to get Andy Worski killed. Oh yeah. Werski sucks too and his own right. Yeah, but that's not the point. That's not the point. You don't, you don't. That is crazy. He called him a bad person.

And then he also, and then within the same sentence, he didn't even classify Elon, Elon's daughter. He said, Elon's murdered. Dead son. That's, I mean, so he's a fucking necromancer. But imagine being like calling someone a bad person and being, like, oh, dead son. Yeah.

To be anti that mentality, then referring to the, I just, I don't know. I hate that there's too many people in this world that don't know that what he did to where he can like go online and tweet something out like that and people like, yeah, fuck us on. Instead of in the in the in the replies being like, hey, didn't you try to like kill people multiple times? Did you try to kill people multiple you swatted people multiple times? No, he's a coward. He's a coward. He doesn't even do it himself. He's trying to get other people to do it.

Try to have other people. Which is the worst way to be. That is infinitely worse. Yeah. It's the fucking thing with Chris about throwing a whole thing with baby Hitler over the ledge and then waiting to your time reds out and pooping away. It's like just do it yourself. You're a coward.

It's just like killing Hitler and say, yeah. Well, no, it's the idea of like if you want to kill somebody. Just like killing Hitler and saving the world. You hold a hammer over their head and then wait until you teleport out and the hammer drops on them. I mean, I still think it's perfect logic. Yeah, because you don't want to be. Because did you kill the baby then? No.

You see? It's that. Is that again? I wasn't even there. I wasn't there. I didn't. The fall killed him. The bullet hitting his head killed him.

Not me. Yeah. Guns kill people, not people. True. Guns do it. Yeah, sure. What about the people that die from not guns and people? Like, what if someone's holding a gun and then they disappear because their time's up and then the gun goes off and kill someone?

You never see a gun holding the person. I've always wondered if you could. throw a gun at the floor and it can go off. I've always wanted to do that. I'm a brain twisted for a second. Yeah, yeah. You've ever seen a gun holding a person? Like, what side is that argument on?

I was trying to picture it too. Yeah. Like, how would a... It's like a... I can't do it without just giving the gun arms. I'm thinking of Schoolhouse Rock. Yeah. But he had the gun has eyes and a mouth.

It's like, I'm gunny the gun and I have to say I'm going to paint you a walls. I'm going to go to the Capitol Hill and blast all them niggers. It's going to. be a thrill I'm gonna shoot until their bodies lay still while I'm a god I'm a god and I'm gonna move somebody down

who end up in a elementary school in a young, white boy's hands Let's read our names Let's read these names, all right I got at least an hour more This bullshit in me No, I'm I fucking, I can't actually I feel like I am not going to be able to read these names

Without like blowing my nose constantly That's hot You gotta dig it because he can't read. That's true That is true It's true. We can't read. It took you like seven minutes to read the first question. I wasn't reading it. We were fucking jel-a-vante.

I was in the bathroom for 15 minutes. You were in the bathroom for probably two minutes. I was in the bathroom for 45 minutes. And you were still reading and you were still reading. Chris, if that's possible, what is the time when a recording? I was in the bathroom for two hours and seven minutes. You need to go to a hospital. And you're in, I'm still in the bathroom.

I'm still in the bathroom right now. Oh yeah, just real quick, though, fuck Grums. Oh, yeah, honest. I just want to cap it off with that. No, yeah, he sucks. Fuck that asshole. I wish Grum's a insanely hilarious car accident. What was that made?

Like I want, like a clown car? Like I want to hear. Like a blues brother. While he's like, why everything's happening. It would be cool. Like if the Blue Man Brothers were like... The Blue Man Brothers. We're in a clown car.

With their drums and saxophones or something. Yeah, with grums. Yeah, with grums. Did you ever see, ever tell you about how I have all their vials? The blues brothers or the blue man brothers? Or grums. The grums is record. You have grums as vinyl?

Yeah, I got his like solo album. Oh, hey, we should buy the quartering's coffee package to save his company. Oh, just one? Yeah, because he's going under because he's an idiot, you know? He's in really bad stuff. Coffee brand coffee, man. So coffee brand coffee and he's a good. He did a call to action, like a whole ass video.

Help. Somebody, someone made a good point, though. Someone made a really good point. I didn't consider it. They're like, yeah, no wonder his fucking coffee's failing. Do you honestly think it works just by looking at him? Because he's like, when he talks, he's like, hey, guys, Brie Larson and Disney sucks. Sucks ass.

Ever tell you about, and I was like. I never tell you about how much I don't like Brie Larson? And I was like, that's true. You ever see my piss drain in my basement? I'd buy coffee from you. Yeah, yeah. Like, just like, hey, I'm Chris Reagan. What's up?

Like, buying coffee from, it's not as bad as buying coffee from like Lex Friedman or something. There's one of the greatest coffee on earth, guys. Well, I'm starting a new coffee company. Lex Beans. Lex Beans. And we've got many flavors for you to try out. We've got coffee. Coffee flavor.

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Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of parabenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN, because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that can kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health.

Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. and she replies with a low listen so we sat there listening

that was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full Hershey's it's your happy place Trump Trump flavored Joe Rogan Cup of Joe yeah a cup of Joe

Rogan did you guys see it that way too that cup of Joe all of the young all of the crypto coins stuff going on and they question Trump about it and it's like Donald Trump how do you feel about all this coin stuff I don't know anything about it I'm not involved in it

meanwhile he had a meme coin before he became president I do believe though that he does not know what any of that shit is I believe that he had people like people came up to him it's like this would be a good idea and he'd be like do it well it's yeah he said do it and just like the guitars there was a cease and desist because the guitars he was selling

were obviously fucking Gibson bodies they were like Les Paul Gibson Yeah, yeah, they're just repurposed. And they're like, uh, no. Chinese Bibles that were, you know, American Bibles made in China that have a constitution in them. Every single thing that he makes is like, every single company that he makes is like a, like a rental

store for that thing that's trying not to be. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's just like, oh, it's a video, like, here's Trump movies. And it's just a bunch of like stolen, you know, it's just VHS tapes and shit. It's like, you didn't make any of these at all. Anyway, buy my coffee

I've just had five cups I've just had 45 cups of coffee in the last five hours And I am absolutely buzzing I amped up My heart is about to explode My heart is you can't see it But it's quaking up a storm

Right now in my rib cage Come to Lexfredman.com For more information on your coffee Yeah, that's like Watanable Bay levels of torture You have to listen listening I don't know how people do it I'll be honest

I really I'd rather listen to anybody Actually I can't think of any Yeah there's literally There's thousands upon thousands of people I would rather hear At any given moment than Lex Friedman Right

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It's probably just new people Or people change People change on their name Um Bernard Bernadette Banana C-Gay Y Okay, like CKY

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What are the minor planets The major ones are the big ones I guess I don't know Is that true? I sell actually Because no I never hear anyone talk about them As major or minor

Major or minor I hear people saying like terrestrial planets. I have, and then like, I actually don't. I don't. I don't have the answer to that question. I've never heard it classified as major.

If I have, I just never registered. Because of how stupidly dumb I was about freaking like space stuff. When I actually took astronomy class, I paid a lot of attention. Really fucking cool stuff. A lot of really cool words. Like word,

genus. I think that word is really awesome. I love astronomy, but I need a bone up on it. It's been a while. It's really cool. It is really, very cool.

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had sex with him eventually not this guy racist racist hokage at what

at what point is it okay to start getting prostitutes let him read at what wait at what point

like what is it what is it okay like I'm going to start fucking prostitutes and as soon as it's legal what do you mean 52 22

yeah 52 as soon as You're, like, I don't, I don't understand that question. What do you mean? Because it's like at 30 or like 20, it's like, that's mega desperate men. I don't, I don't see it that way. I kind of see it that way a little bit. I see it as like a massage.

I don't see it any difference. Mazzogenic. Yeah. To me, the big. I feel like it's not as the opposite. To me, the biggest problem with, from my, from my perspective, is just is, uh, the expense. Like, if it was like. Are they that expensive?

I've never seen that show. I mean, how expensive? People, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, If Pussy was incredibly cheap or whatever, like, how many dudes you think would be fucking lying? I think a lot of people, I know. It'd be like McDonald's. I know a lot of people that have fucked prostitutes, like way more than it. Really?

And ask them how much actually. Quite a few of them were related to me. You're actually right. Well, my uncles would literally go to D.R. And be like, yeah, I got the burn to D.R. And I'm like, nigga, you are a monster. That's crazy. Just wrap it up, I guess.

What the fuck's wrong with you? They could? Yeah. They could. But it's like, no. I can't feel it. I can't feel it. I can't feel it.

This, this. This micro measurement of a fucking rap. I can't fucking... I can't feel the burn. This is great. Black 10. I can't feel a pussy stinging my cock. I can't do it.

All right. Yeah. You're talking about getting a massage the other day. And it's like, what's the difference between now just massaging your cock? Like, seriously. Well, I don't really see... I see it as it should just be a fucking service. That's fair.

It's not. I think just the Christian fucking overtone. It's not even under, just of our country, makes it seem like, It's like taboo. Like, oh, he can't. Sex is weird. I've never met a Christian in my life. You're lucky.

Black 10 who has the power of 10 white people. Black 10? That's so stupid. Queers of war. Like black 10? That's crazy. Turn into 10 black guys? Yeah.

Because he's the craziest black to ever say the day he's black tan. Queers of war. I'm going to kill the president with a mortar and Mike Graf. There aren't, these aren't, like, I'm I feel like you can't say that anymore right now because of how many people actually want to kill him. Yeah, the darkness is encroaching on him, man. There's our, like, I just, someone's got to get it done, dude. I don't know.

Actually, I really wanted to start with a muskrat foods, dude. Must. I think, I think, I feel like Jack off Dick, Vance is like, he's just not, he's so unimpressive. Like, I'd let him just stick around, you know, like, just be wandering, like, a homeless person lost or something. He is my least favorite white human being ever. Forces. Not ever. He's up there.

He's up there. He's up there. He's just make a street Indian food, dude. It'll be great. And she better use you utensil. She better. No, it's not authentic.

What do you mean? I hate all Indian racism. I was very close to many Indian people growing up. And I feel like it's so much respect going on to them. I think, and it's really fucked up and it bothers me. Racist jokes from non-racist people are hilarious. Yeah,

but, you know. I think it's not funny when it comes from like someone like a Stephen Crowder because they're actually racist. So I'm like, oh, you're just serious. The problem is that you can't tell anymore. I, well, when it's my friends,

I can absolutely tell. There's so much racism out in the open that it's like it's not even funny. It's just like, oh, you're probably. Like on the internet, I can't tell, but if I know the person, I can tell. Because if they're actually racist, I'm like, oh, I'm not gonna fucking be your friend.

What are you talking about? I'm not gonna like and repost this on my main account. These aren't homemade. These were made in a factory, a bomb factory. They're bombs. They're bombs. Classic. Classic fucking sponge bug.

R.K. Pie bomb? That was crazy. Just one fucking. one crumb of the bomb Remember how much it blew up? The idea of the thing that they Like there was a market

In Bikini Bottom for pie-themed bombs Is amazing It's a great it Man, I gotta start minjuring that shit again Dude the when Patrick got When Squibber got knocked off the mountain And blew up like a nuke by the horse People are always exploding in that show

There's a lot of explosions in it RFK drinking Trump's evil come to become Majin ROK It's Emma Two rats in a trench coat I consent to getting viciously molested By my co-host at the end of the episode That's crazy

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I don't like that The Sloker 2 Why so derpy Meggers with attitude Beef stroking off A bad to the bone Gay Gay for the chode

Man in it That song's gay already You can't make it any gay I have a really The sick memory of us playing Halo Infinite And bad to the bone Like being brought up And us saying some of the stupidest shit

I've ever heard in my life Was that real? That really happened? I think so, yeah. You were just all singing It was like me, you Jalen Kyle I do remember this now

We were saying some of the dumbest shit ever And I was like, what the fuck is that it was Microwaving the baby In my foot It was like I'm jerking off bears That was so stupid That's a long time ago

That memory Is that like... I was in New York. It was a Halo Infinite time? Yeah, we were playing online. It was like... I was in the basement because I was in New York. It was a bunch of us playing?

Yeah. Really? Yeah. It came out that long ago? It's five years old now. No, it's not. Well, four years old. No, it's not.

Yeah, 2020 one. No, what? Whoa. Hmm. Trying to connect to the mainframe. Hmm. Dunn. I'm remembering it out.

It's all coming back to me. That was such a stupid. We were like... That's a good premise because, Like you just shove anything in there That's great Got a dog in my Ceilin'Nah da da da da'

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Bum The dungeon I got pizzas on my ceiling The ballad It's just the blues thing Pinsel Cils on you say That's

I think Bbbbba Bha Bha Bha Bha Bhax and record Just completely

fucking freestyle that song I think I fish in my colon Oh no He's drowning alive Bum bha I feel in my little body

It hurts to be me Deep inside I got B B B B B B B Bia Oh my God stop That was such a stupid day Because I remember us playing the game.

And I remember laughing so hard. It was really funny. I remember laughing so hard I got a migraine and I had to like stop but I was in my gross apartment that had no ventilation

so I had a migraine in the sweltering heat and laid down. My skin's peeling off. My AC doesn't work. There's a roach eating my pre-cum. I don't know where to go.

There was that one time There's one time you were streaming, right? And we were doing Bobby, we were doing Hank Hill impressions. And I think that is genuinely the most funny moment I've ever seen on a stream ever. Once we were doing like imitations of like Hank Hill. It was like, hey, Bobby, I've seen horrors that I can't even explain. There's a devil inside me, Bobby. I've seen the future and both of us are going to die a hellish demise.

I don't know, what do you mean, Dad? I don't know, Dad. What do you mean, Dad? What you mean, Bob? What is you mean? Shut the fuck up. Shut. Bobby, I'm in mid-stroke of Lady Bird.

I don't want to talk right now. That's insane. That is a classic dude. When I was in eighth grade, fucking Lady Bird was like a joke back then. That's so crazy. Come here, Lady Bird. Come here.

The dog just squirming and shit. That's so crazy. That is such a fucked up joke. Come here, your damn dog. But I think that is, it's so fucked up. But that is, If I was in seventh grade And someone said that to me

I would have had to have been hospitalized I would have been in critical condition Bobby there's a scarecrow screaming in the dungeon Can you get it for me Bobby could you deal with the dungeon scarecrow's Dad I don't know I'm scared about me We have a dungeon dad since when Of course you stupid idiot

You stupid fat little bitch of a boy Don't you understand I've said I'm in the dungeon. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh,

Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer's kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to,

mom, dad, I'm not feeling well, I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child, then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Hear the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say.

and she replies with a low Listen So we sat there Listening That was the first time I learned that quiet Can feel full Hershey's It's your happy place

18 times this week Loudly and unhidden Dad I don't want to go fight the scarecrow In the dungeon dad That seems demonic Bobby Get your bitch ass down there Or I will gun down everyone in this house What are you scared of?

Are you a crow in disguise? Oh, no, he pulls up his skin and it's a crow. It's an astral girl. Oh, no, I've been had. I've been had. It sprints out. It doesn't fly. Like football.

Did he stop Bobby's lower body? He pulls off his face and it's a crow controlling Bobby. Yeah, it's a fat little boy's legs. Damn it, not again. Not again. Where's my real child at? I haven't found. Where's my real child?

This is a third time my son's been mysteriously replaced by a sentient large crow. We need to find out where Bobby is. How am I going to deal with this scarecrow problem? And Peggy's just drowning in Kenneed. That's going to be the new series where they're all older. I know they're bringing it back, right? Are they actually all older? Yeah, they're all older?

Oh, really? Yeah, Bobby's like 50. No, he's not 50. I didn't hear about that. Are they really aging them up? Yeah, I think so. Grown man now? I think I actually did.

I think this is real, actually. I don't think it's going to fail if they do that. Well, they're going to do it. It always does. It's going to fail regardless because it's a reboot of a show that she should be. I cannot wait to see adult Bobby Hill. You just saw a genie explode. It just, a genie, just compound magical bullshit.

You look so confused. I'm here to grant you three, which is. Norma, Jenny, hey, what's going on? I have magical powers. Oh! Oh, fuck, I should have warned you not to do that. I should award you not to do that across the equator. You can't, you can't summon a genie across the equator.

Oh, that's what happened. He's on the equator. I was, I was, you idiot, equators are fatal to genies. Didn't you know that? Didn't you know that, you idiot? I was watching. All right, we got to move on. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

I was watching this thing where some guy got a genie, right? And he was like, all right, you're like, all right. He was like, hey, please don't wish for another blumkin. He was like, all right, can I get one more blumkin? And he's like, dude, he's like, dude, you had two blumpkins. You've got a genie. That's so crazy. What?

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What I want. He like, he thinks a little bit. He's like, you, I didn't like one million. I want a blumpkin. I want a...

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